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THE BOSS, AND HOW HE CAME TO RULE NEW YORK

By Alfred Henry Lewis

Author Of “Peggy O'Neal,” “President,” “Wolfvilledays,” Etc.

A. L. Burt Company, Publishers, New York

1903
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CONTENTS

TABLE OF CONTENTS










THE WORD OF PREFACE

It should be said in the beginning that these memoirs will not be written by my own hand. I have no skill of pen and ink, and any relation of length would be beyond my genius. The phrasing would fall to be disreputable, and the story itself turn involved and to step on its own toes, and mayhap with the last of it to fall flat on its face, unable to proceed at all. Wherefore, as much for folk who are to read as for my own credit, I shall have one who makes print his trade to write these pages for me.

It should be noted right from the start that I won’t be writing these memoirs myself. I’m not skilled with pen and paper, and anything lengthy would be beyond my ability. The wording would end up being awkward, the story would get complicated and trip over itself, and by the end, it might just flop, unable to move forward at all. Therefore, for the sake of both the readers and my own reputation, I will have someone who makes a living from writing to create these pages for me.

Nor shall I advance apology in this. If I plan for the construction of a house, I call to my aid architects and artisans in wood and stone and iron. I am not disgraced for that out of my own hands and head I do not throw up the walls and lay on the roof of the edifice. Why, then, when now I am about the paper-telling of my life, should I blush because I am driven to seek the aid of him who makes an inkpot his profession? I am like a lumber-yard or a stone-quarry, and full of the raw material for this work; but I require one drilled of saw and chisel to carry off the business of my housebuilding.

I won't apologize for this. If I'm planning to build a house, I hire architects and craftsmen in wood, stone, and metal. I'm not ashamed that I don’t personally construct the walls and put on the roof. So why should I feel embarrassed now that I’m writing about my life, just because I need to enlist the help of someone whose job is dealing with ink? I’m like a lumberyard or a stone quarry, full of the raw materials for this project, but I need someone skilled with tools to handle the actual building.

It would be the thing natural, should you who open these leaves put the question of motive and ask why, when now I am retired, and should be cautious with my threescore years, I come forth with confidences which, aside from the mere sorrow of them, are like to prove less for my honor than I might wish. Why is it that I who have removed my loneliness and my millions to scenes of peace at least, may not leave well enough alone? Why should I return with disclosures touching Tammany and the inner history of that organization, when the dullest must apprehend only trouble and pain as the foolish fruits of such garrulity?

It’s only natural for you, the one reading this, to question my motives and ask why, now that I’m retired and should be careful with my sixty years, I’m revealing personal confessions that, aside from the sadness they bring, may not reflect well on me. Why do I, who have removed my solitude and my wealth to peaceful surroundings, not just leave things as they are? Why should I come back to share details about Tammany and the inner workings of that organization, when anyone can see that the only results of such chatter are likely to be trouble and pain?

To the cheer of ones still on the firing lines of Tammany effort, let me promise to say no more of them than belongs of necessity to the story of my own career. I aim towards the painting of no man's picture save my own. Also from first to last I will hold before the face of each old friend the shield of an alias and never for a moment in name or feature uncover him to the general eye.

To the cheers of those still fighting for Tammany, I promise to only share what's necessary about them in relation to my own story. I'm only focused on portraying my own experience. From start to finish, I will keep the shield of a pseudonym in front of each old friend and never reveal their true name or likeness to the public eye.

As to why it pleases me to give the public my Tammany evolution, and whether I hope for good or ill therefrom, I am not able to set forth. There is that within my bosom to urge me to this work, that much I know; the thing uncertain being—is it vanity, or is it remorse or a hunger for sympathy to so ride me and force my frankness to top-speed? There comes one thought: however black that robe of reputation which the truth weaves for me, it will seem milk-white when laid side by side with what Mendacity has invented and Malice sworn to as the story of my career.

I'm not sure why I feel the need to share my Tammany journey with the public or whether I expect anything good or bad to come from it. I do know there’s something inside me pushing me to do this; the uncertain part is whether it’s vanity, remorse, or just a desire for sympathy that drives me to be completely honest. One thing is clear: no matter how dark the truth makes my reputation, it will look pure white compared to the lies and malice that have been fabricated about my life.

Before I lift the latch of narration, I would have you pardon me a first defensive word. Conceiving that, in the theory of politics, whatever the practice may discover, there is such a commodity as morals and such a ware as truth, and, remembering how much as the Chief of Tammany Hall I have been condemned by purists and folk voluble for reform as a fashion of City Satan, striving for all that was ebon in local conditions and control, I would remind the reader—hoping his mind to be unbiased and that he will hold fairly the scales for me—that both morals and truth as questions will ever depend for their answer on environment and point of view. The morality of one man is the sin of another, and the truth in this mouth is the serpent lie in that. Having said this much, let me now go forward without more of flourish or time to be eaten up with words.

Before I dive into the story, I'd like to ask for your forgiveness for one defensive note. I believe that in political theory, no matter what practice may show, there are still things like morals and truth. Keeping in mind how much I’ve been criticized by reform enthusiasts and pure-hearted individuals as the epitome of City corruption during my time as Chief of Tammany Hall, I want to remind you—hoping you can approach this with an open mind and weigh my case fairly—that both morals and truth depend on context and perspective. What one person sees as moral, another might consider sinful, and the truth from one person's lips can sound like a deceitful lie from someone else's. With that said, let's move forward without any more fluff or wasted words.










THE BOSS










CHAPTER I—HOW THE BOSS CAME TO NEW YORK

MY father was a blacksmith, and he and my mother came out of Clonmel, where I myself was born. There were four to our family, for besides my father and mother, I owned a sister named Anne, she being my better in age by a couple of years. Anne is dead now, with all those others I have loved, and under the grass roots; but while she lived—and she did not pass until after I had reached the size and manners of a man—she abode a sort of second mother to me, and the littlest of my interests was her chief concern.

My dad was a blacksmith, and he and my mom came from Clonmel, where I was born. There were four of us in the family: my dad, my mom, and my sister Anne, who was two years older than me. Anne has passed away now, along with everyone else I’ve loved, resting beneath the grass; but while she was alive—and she didn't die until I had grown into a man—she was like a second mother to me, always focused on even my smallest interests.

That Anne was thus tenderly about my destinies, worked doubtless a deal of fortunate good to me. By nature, while nothing vicious, I was as lawless as a savage; and being resentful of boundaries and as set for liberty as water down hill, I needed her influence to hold me in some quiet order. That I have the least of letters is due wholly to Anne, for school stood to me, child and boy, as hateful as a rainy day, and it was only by her going with me to sit by my side and show me my blurred way across the page that I would mind my book at all.

That Anne was so caring about my future definitely benefited me a lot. By nature, while I wasn't bad, I was as wild as a savage; and because I resented restrictions and craved freedom just like water flowing downhill, I needed her guidance to keep me somewhat in check. The fact that I have any education at all is completely thanks to Anne, because school felt to me, as a child and a boy, as unpleasant as a rainy day. It was only because she would sit with me and help me navigate my way across the page that I ever paid any attention to my studies.

It was upon a day rearward more than fifty years when my father, gathering together our slight belongings, took us aboard ship for America. We were six weeks between Queenstown and New York; the ship my father chose used sails, and there arose unfriendly seas and winds to baffle us and set us back. For myself, I hold no clear memory of that voyage, since I was but seven at the time. Nor could I have been called good company; I wept every foot of the way, being sick from shore to shore, having no more stomach to put to sea with then than I have now.

It was more than fifty years ago when my father gathered our few belongings and took us on a ship to America. We spent six weeks traveling between Queenstown and New York; the ship my father picked was sail-powered, and we faced rough seas and winds that delayed us. I don’t remember much about that journey since I was only seven at the time. I can’t say I was great company either; I cried the whole way because I felt sick from start to finish, having no more stomach for the sea then than I do now.

It was eight of the clock on a certain July night that my father, having about him my mother and Anne and myself, came ashore at Castle Garden. It being dark, and none to meet us nor place for us to seek, we slept that night, with our coats to be a bed to us, on the Castle Garden flags. If there were hardship to lurk in thus making a couch of the stone floors, I missed the notice of it; I was as sound asleep as a tree at midnight when we came out of the ship and for eight hours thereafter, never once opening my eyes to that new world till the sun was up.

It was eight o'clock on a July night when my father, along with my mother, Anne, and me, arrived at Castle Garden. It was dark, and there was no one to meet us or any place for us to go, so we slept that night on the Castle Garden pavement with our coats as our beds. If there was any discomfort in using the stone floor as a makeshift bed, I didn't notice it; I was sound asleep like a tree at midnight from the moment we got off the ship and for the next eight hours, never opening my eyes to that new world until the sun came up.

Indeed, one may call it in all candor a new world! The more since, by the grace of accident, that first day fell upon the fourth of the month, and it was the near, persistent roar of cannon all about us, beginning with the break of day, to frighten away our sleep. My father and mother were as simple as was I, myself, on questions of Western story, and the fact of the Fourth of July told no news to them. Guns boomed; flags flaunted; bands of music brayed; gay troops went marching hither and yon; crackers sputtered and snapped; orators with iron throats swept down on spellbound crowds in gales of red-faced eloquence; flaming rockets when the sun went down streaked the night with fire! To these manifestations my father and the balance of us gave admiring ear and eye; although we were a trifle awed by the vehemence of an existence in which we planned to have our part, for we took what we heard and witnessed to be the everyday life of the place.

Indeed, one could honestly call it a new world! Especially since, by chance, that first day happened to be the fourth of the month, and the constant booming of cannon around us began at dawn, waking us from our sleep. My parents were just as naïve as I was regarding Western stories, and the fact that it was the Fourth of July meant nothing to them. Cannons fired; flags waved; bands played; lively troops marched back and forth; firecrackers fizzled and popped; speakers with powerful voices captivated crowds with their passionate speeches; and when the sun set, dazzling rockets lit up the night sky! My father and the rest of us listened with admiration to these displays, although we felt a bit overwhelmed by the intensity of a life we intended to be part of, because we accepted what we saw and heard as the everyday life of the place.

My father was by trade a blacksmith, and one fair of his craft. Neither he nor my mother had much learning; but they were peaceful, sober folk with a bent for work; and being sure, rain or shine, to go to church, and strict in all their duties, they were ones to have a standing with the clergy and the neighbors, It tells well for my father that within the forty-eight hours to follow our landing at Castle Garden, he had a roof above our heads, and an anvil to hammer upon; this latter at a wage double the best that Clonmel might offer even in a dream. And so we began to settle to our surroundings, and to match with them, and fit them to ourselves; with each day Clonmel to gather a dimness, and we to seem less strange and more at home, and in the last to feel as naturally of America as though we had been born upon the soil.

My father was a skilled blacksmith, and quite good at his trade. Neither he nor my mother had much education, but they were kind, hard-working people who always made it a point to attend church, come rain or shine, and they took their responsibilities seriously. Because of this, they had the respect of both the clergy and our neighbors. It speaks well of my father that within 48 hours of our arrival at Castle Garden, he had secured a roof over our heads and an anvil to work on; and he was earning a wage that was twice as much as the best Clonmel could ever dream of offering. So, we started to settle into our new life and adapt to our surroundings. Each day, Clonmel became a bit less familiar, while we felt increasingly at home, eventually feeling just as American as if we had been born here.

It has found prior intimation that my earlier years ran as wild as a colt, with no strong power save Anne's to tempt me in a right direction. My father, so far as his mood might promise, would have led me in paths I should go; but he was never sharp to a condition, and with nothing to him alert or quick he was one easily fooled, and I dealt with him as I would. Moreover, he had his hands filled with the task of the family's support; for while he took more in wage for his day's work than had ever come to him before, the cost to live had equal promotion, and it is to be doubted if any New York Monday discovered him with riches in his pocket beyond what would have dwelt there had he stayed in Clonmel. But whether he lacked temper or time, and whatever the argument, he cracked no thong of authority over me; I worked out my days by patterns to please myself, with never a word from him to check or guide me.

It has been evident that my early years were as wild as a young horse, with no strong influence except for Anne's to steer me in the right direction. My father, as much as his mood allowed, would have guided me along the paths I should take; however, he was never very attentive, and being neither alert nor quick, he was easily deceived, and I dealt with him as I wished. Additionally, he was busy with the responsibility of supporting the family; although he earned more for his work than he ever had before, living costs had risen just as much, and it's doubtful that any Monday in New York found him with more money than he would have had if he had stayed in Clonmel. But whether he lacked the temperament or the time, and whatever the reason, he held no authority over me; I lived my days according to my own desires, with never a word from him to check or guide me.

And my mother was the same. She had her house to care for; and in a wash-tub day, and one when sewing machines were yet to find their birth, a woman with a family to be a cook to, and she of a taste besides to see them clothed and clean, would find her every waking hour engaged. She was a housekeeper of celebration, was my mother, and a star for neighboring wives to steer by; with floor and walls and everything about her as spick and span as scouring soap and lye might make them. Pale, work-worn, I still carry her on the skyline of my memory; and I recall how her eye would light and her gray cheek show a flush when the priest did us the credit of supper at our board, my father pulling down his sleeves over his great hairy arms in deference to the exalted station of the guest. It comes to this, however, that both my father and my mother, in their narrow simplicities and time taken up with the merest arts of living, had neither care nor commands for me. I came and I went by my own clock, and if I gave the business thought, it was a thought of gratitude to find myself so free.

And my mother was just like that. She had her house to take care of, and back in the days when laundry was done by hand and sewing machines weren't even invented yet, a woman with a family to cook for—and who also wanted to make sure they were dressed and clean—would find her every waking hour occupied. My mother was a celebrated housekeeper and a role model for the wives in the neighborhood, with floors, walls, and everything around her as spotless as scouring soap and lye could make them. Pale and worn from work, I still see her in the skyline of my memory, and I remember how her eyes would light up and her gray cheeks would flush when the priest honored us with his presence at our table, my father rolling down his sleeves over his large hairy arms out of respect for our distinguished guest. However, the reality is that both my father and mother, in their simple lives filled with the basic tasks of daily living, paid me no attention and gave me no commands. I came and went as I pleased, and if I ever thought about it, it was with gratitude for my freedom.

To be sure I went now and then to my lessons. Anne had been brisk to seek forth a school; for she refused to grow up in ignorance, and even cherished a plan to one day teach classes from a book herself. Being established, she drew me after her, using both persuasion and force to that end, and to keep me in a way of enlightenment, invented a system of rewards and punishments, mainly the former, by which according to my merit I was to suffer or gain.

To be sure, I went to my lessons now and then. Anne was eager to find a school because she didn’t want to grow up ignorant. She even dreamed of one day teaching classes from a book herself. Once she settled in, she persuaded me to follow her, using both charm and pressure to do so. To keep me on the path of knowledge, she created a system of rewards and punishments, mostly rewards, that determined what I would gain or suffer based on my effort.

This temple of learning to which Anne lured me was nothing vast, being no bigger than one room. In lieu of a blackboard there was a box of clean white sand wherewith to teach dullards of my age and sort their alphabet. That feat of education the pedagogue in charge—a somber personage, he, and full of bitter muscularities—accomplished by tracing the letter in the sand. This he did with the point of a hickory ruler, which weapon was never out of his hand, and served in moments of thickness as a wand of inspiration, being laid across the dull one's back by way of brightening his wits. More than once I was made wiser in this fashion; and I found such stimulus to go much against the grain and to grievously rub wrong-wise the fur of my fancy.

This school that Anne got me to was nothing huge, just a single room. Instead of a blackboard, there was a box of clean white sand to teach kids like me our letters. The teacher, a serious guy with a lot of muscle, accomplished this by tracing letters in the sand. He used the tip of a hickory ruler, which he always had in his hand, and sometimes he would lay it across the back of a slow learner to spark some inspiration. More than once, I got a lesson this way; it didn't sit well with me and really rubbed me the wrong way.

These hickory drubbings to make me quicker, falling as thickly as October's leaves, went short of their purpose. On the heels of one of them I would run from my lessons for a week on end. To be brief with these matters of schools and books and alphabets and hickory beatings, I went to my classes for a day, only to hide from them for a week; as might be guessed, the system collected but a scanty erudition.

These harsh punishments meant to make me faster, coming down as thickly as leaves in October, didn't really work. After one of them, I would skip my lessons for a whole week. To keep it short regarding school, books, letters, and those painful beatings, I'd go to class for a day, only to avoid it for the next week; as you might expect, I didn't learn much.

It is a pity, too: that question of education cannot too much invite an emphasis. It is only when one is young that one may be book-taught, just as the time of spring is the time for seed. There goes a byword of an old dog and a new trick, and I should say it meant a man when he is thirty or forty with a book; for, though driven by all the power of shame, I in vain strove with.

It’s a shame that the issue of education can’t be emphasized enough. You can only learn from books when you’re young, just like spring is the time for planting seeds. There’s an old saying about an old dog and new tricks, and I’d say it refers to someone in their thirties or forties trying to learn from a book; because despite all the shame I felt, I struggled in vain.

What was utmost in me to repair in middle years the loss of those schooldays wasted away. I could come by no advance; the currents of habitual ignorance were too strong and I made no head against them. You think I pause a deal over my want of letters? I tell you it is the thing I have most mourned in all my life.

What I wanted most in my middle years was to make up for the lost schooldays I had wasted. I couldn't make any progress; the strong habits of ignorance held me back, and I couldn't fight against them. Do you think I dwell a lot on my lack of education? I assure you, it's the thing I've regretted the most throughout my life.

When a fugitive from lessons, I would stay away from my home. This was because I must manage an escape from Anne; should she find me I was lost, and nothing for it save to be dragged again to school. The look of grief in her brown eyes meant ever defeat for me. My only safety was to turn myself out of doors and play the exile.

When I skipped lessons, I would stay away from home. This was because I needed to escape from Anne; if she found me, I was done for, with no choice but to be dragged back to school. The sorrow in her brown eyes always felt like my defeat. My only option for safety was to go outside and pretend to be an exile.

This vagabondage was pleasant enough, since it served to feed my native vagrancy of temper. And I fared well, too; for I grew into a kind of cateran, and was out of my sleeping lair with the sun to follow the milkman and baker on their rounds. Coming betimes to the doors of customers who still snored between their sheets, these merchants left their wares in areas. That was all my worst need asked; by what time they doubled the nearest corner I had made my swoop and was fed for the whole of a day.

This wandering was quite enjoyable, as it satisfied my natural urge to roam. I managed well, too; I became something of a scavenger, up with the sun to follow the milkman and baker on their deliveries. Arriving early at the doors of customers still asleep in their beds, these vendors left their goods in the entryways. That was all I needed; by the time they rounded the nearest corner, I had swooped in and was set for the entire day.

Moreover, I knew a way to pick up coppers. On a nearby corner in the Bowery a great auction of horses was going. Being light and little, and having besides a lively inclination for horses, I was thrown upon the backs of ones put up for sale to show their paces. For each of these mounts I came the better off by five cents, and on lucky days have made as much as the half of a dollar at that trade. As for a bed, if it were summer time, what should be finer than the docks? Or if winter, then the fire-rooms of the tugs, with the engineers and stokers whereof I made it my care to be friendly? I was always ready to throw off a line, or polish a lantern, or, when a tug was at the wharf, run to the nearest tap-room and fetch a pail of beer; for which good deeds the East River went thickly dotted of my allies before ever I touched the age of ten.

Moreover, I found a way to make some quick cash. There was a big horse auction happening on a nearby corner in the Bowery. Being small and light, and having a real passion for horses, I was often put on the backs of the ones for sale to show off their skills. For each of these rides, I made an easy five cents, and on lucky days, I could earn as much as fifty cents doing this. As for a place to sleep, in the summer, nothing was better than the docks. In winter, I took to the fire rooms of the tugboats, where I made sure to befriend the engineers and stokers. I was always ready to throw a line, polish a lantern, or when a tug was docked, run to the nearest bar and grab a pail of beer; for these good deeds, the East River was filled with my allies long before I even turned ten.

These meager etchings give some picture of what was my earlier life, the major share of which I ran wild about the streets. Neither my father nor my mother lived in any command of me, and the parish priest failed as dismally as did they when he sought to confine my conduct to a rule. That hickory-wielding dominie, with his sandbox and alphabet, was a priest; and he gave me such a distaste of the clergy that I rolled away from their touch like quicksilver. Anne's tears and the soft voice of her were what I feared, and so I kept as much as possible beyond their spell.

These sparse writings give some insight into my early life, most of which I spent running wild in the streets. Neither my father nor my mother ever had control over me, and the parish priest was just as unsuccessful in trying to rein in my behavior. That strict teacher, with his sandbox and alphabet, was a priest, and he made me so uncomfortable with religious figures that I avoided them like the plague. What I feared were Anne's tears and her soft voice, so I did my best to stay out of their reach.

Coming now to a day when I began first to consider existence as a problem serious, I must tell you how my lone sole claim to eminence abode in the fact that, lung and limb, I was as strong and tireless as any bison or any bear. It was my capital, my one virtue, the mark that set me above my fellows. This story of vast strength sounds the more strange, since I was under rather than above the common height, and never, until when in later life I took on a thickness of fat, scaled heavier than one hundred and forty pounds. Thus it stood, however, that my muscle strength, even as a youth, went so far beyond what might be called legitimate that it became as a proverb in the mouths of people. The gift was a kind of genius; I tell of it particularly because it turned to be the ladder whereby I climbed into the first of my fortunes. Without it, sure, I never would have lifted myself above the gutter levels of my mates, nor fingered a splinter of those millions that now lie banked and waiting to my name and hand.

Now, let’s talk about the day when I first started to see existence as a serious issue. I have to say that my only claim to distinction rested solely on the fact that, in terms of strength and endurance, I was as powerful and tireless as any bison or bear. That was my asset, my one quality that set me apart from others. This story of immense strength might seem strange since I was of average height and never weighed more than one hundred and forty pounds until later in life when I gained some weight. Nevertheless, my physical strength, even as a young person, exceeded what you could call normal, becoming a kind of legend among people. This gift was a form of genius; I mention it specifically because it was the way I climbed up to my first success. Without it, I surely would have never risen above the struggles of my peers, nor touched a piece of the millions that are now waiting for me.










CHAPTER II—THE BOSS MEETS WITH POLITICS

IT was when I was in my fifteenth year that face to face I first met politics. Or to fit the phrase more nearly with the fact, I should say it was then when politics met me. Nor was that meeting in its incident one soon to slip from memory. It carried for a darkling element the locking of me in a graceless cell, and that is an adventure sure to leave its impress. The more if one be young, since the trail of events is ever deepest where the ground is soft. It is no wonder the business lies in my mind like a black cameo. It was my first captivity, and there will come on one no greater horror than seizes him when for the earliest time he hears bars and bolts grate home behind him.

It was when I was fifteen that I first encountered politics face to face. To be more accurate, it was then that politics encountered me. And that encounter was not one I would easily forget. It involved a dark twist—being locked up in a grim cell, which is definitely an experience that leaves a mark. This is especially true for someone young, as the impact of events is always deeper when the ground is soft. It’s no surprise that this experience is etched in my mind like a dark cameo. It was my first imprisonment, and nothing can compare to the sheer terror of hearing the bars and bolts close behind you for the first time.

On that day, had one found and measured me he would not have called me a child of thoughts or books or alcoves. My nature was as unkempt as the streets. Still, in a turbid way and to broadest banks, the currents of my sentiment were running for honesty and truth. Also, while I wasted no space over the question, I took it as I took the skies above me that law was for folk guilty of wrong, while justice even against odds of power would never fail the weak and right. My eyes were to be opened; I was to be shown the lesson of Tammany, and how law would bend and judges bow before the mighty breath of the machine.

On that day, if someone had found and measured me, they wouldn’t have called me a child of thoughts or books or quiet corners. My nature was as untidy as the streets. Still, in a muddled way and to the widest banks, my feelings were pushing for honesty and truth. Also, while I didn’t waste time questioning it, I accepted that, like the sky above me, the law was for people guilty of wrongdoing, while justice, even against powerful odds, would never abandon the weak and righteous. My eyes were going to be opened; I was going to learn the lesson of Tammany, and how the law would bend and judges would bow before the overwhelming power of the machine.

It was in the long shadows of an August afternoon when the Southhampton boat was docked—a clipper of the Black Ball line. I stood looking on; my leisure was spent about the river front, for I was as fond of the water as a petrel. The passengers came thronging down the gang-plank; once ashore, many of the poorer steerage sort stood about in misty bewilderment, not knowing the way to turn or where to go.

It was during the long shadows of an August afternoon when the Southampton boat docked—a clipper from the Black Ball line. I stood watching; I spent my free time near the riverfront because I loved the water like a petrel. The passengers crowded down the gangplank; once on solid ground, many of the poorer steerage passengers stood around in a daze, not knowing which way to turn or where to go.

In that far day a special trade had grown up among the piers; the men to follow it were called hotel runners. These birds of prey met the ships to swoop on newcomers with lie and cheat, and carry them away to hostelries whose mean interests they served. These latter were the poorest in town, besides being often dens of wickedness.

In those days, a unique business had developed along the piers; the people involved were known as hotel runners. These opportunists greeted arriving ships to target newcomers with deception and trickery, leading them to cheap inns that only served their own selfish interests. These places were the worst in town, and were often known for their immoral activities.

As I moved boy-like in and out among the waiting groups of immigrants, a girl called to me. This girl was English, with yellow hair, and cheeks red as apples. I remember I thought her beautiful, and was the more to notice it since she seemed no older than myself. She was stark alone and a trifle frightened.

As I moved around among the waiting groups of immigrants, a girl called out to me. She was English, with blonde hair and cheeks bright red like apples. I remember thinking she was beautiful, and I noticed it even more since she didn’t seem any older than I was. She was completely alone and a little scared.

“Boy,” said Apple Cheek, “boy, where can I go for to-night? I have money, though not much, so it must not be a dear place.”

“Hey,” said Apple Cheek, “hey, where can I go tonight? I have some money, but not a lot, so it can’t be an expensive place.”

Before I could set my tongue to a reply, a runner known as Sheeny Joe had Apple Cheek by the arm and was for leading her away.

Before I could respond, a guy named Sheeny Joe grabbed Apple Cheek by the arm and was trying to take her away.

“Come with me,” said Sheeny Joe to Apple Cheek; “I will show you to a house, as neat as pins, and quiet as a church; kept it is by a Christian lady as wears out her eyes with searching of the scriptures. You can stay there as long as ever you likes for two shillin' a day.”

“Come with me,” said Sheeny Joe to Apple Cheek; “I’ll show you a house that’s as neat as can be and as quiet as a church. It’s run by a Christian lady who spends her time searching the scriptures. You can stay there as long as you want for two shillings a day.”

This was reeled off by Sheeny Joe with a suave softness like the flow of treacle. He was cunning enough to give the charge in shillings so as to match the British ear and education of poor Apple Cheek.

This was delivered by Sheeny Joe with a smooth softness like flowing syrup. He was clever enough to quote the price in shillings to appeal to the British sensibilities and background of poor Apple Cheek.

“Where is this place?” asked Apple Cheek. I could see how she shrunk from Sheeny Joe, with his eyes greedy and black, and small and shiny like the eyes of a rat.

“Where is this place?” asked Apple Cheek. I could see how she recoiled from Sheeny Joe, with his eyes hungry and dark, small and shiny like the eyes of a rat.

“You wouldn't know the place, young lady,” returned Sheeny Joe; “but it's all right, with prayers and that sort of thing, both night and mornin'. It's in Water Street, the place is. Number blank, Water Street,” repeated Sheeny Joe, giving a resort known as the Dead Rabbit. “Come; which ones is your bundles? I'll help you carry them.”

“You wouldn't know the place, young lady,” replied Sheeny Joe; “but it's all good, with prayers and that kind of thing, both at night and in the morning. It’s on Water Street, the place is. Number blank, Water Street,” repeated Sheeny Joe, pointing to a place called the Dead Rabbit. “Come on; which of your bags are you carrying? I'll help you with them.”

Now by general word, the Dead Rabbit was not unknown to me. It was neither tavern nor boarding house, but a mill of vice, with blood on its doorstep and worse inside. If ever prayers were said there they must have been parcel of some Black Sanctus; and if ever a Christian went there it was to be robbed and beaten, and then mayhap to have his throat cut for a lesson in silence.

Now in general terms, the Dead Rabbit wasn't unfamiliar to me. It was neither a tavern nor a boarding house, but a hub of vice, with blood on its doorstep and worse inside. If prayers were ever said there, they must have been part of some dark ritual; and if a Christian ever went there, it was to get robbed and beaten, and perhaps to have his throat slit as a lesson in silence.

“You don't want to go to that house,” said I, finding my voice and turning to Apple Cheek. “You come to my mother's; my sister will find you a place to stay. The house he's talkin' about”—here I indicated Sheeny Joe—“aint no tavern. It's a boozin' ken for crimps and thieves.”

“You shouldn't go to that house,” I said, finding my voice and turning to Apple Cheek. “Come to my mom's; my sister will help you find a place to stay. The house he's talking about”—I nodded toward Sheeny Joe—“isn't a tavern. It's a dive for hustlers and crooks.”

Without a word, Sheeny Joe aimed a swinging blow at my head: Apple Cheek gave a low scream. While somewhat unprepared for Sheeny Joe's attack, it falling so sharply sudden, I was not to be found asleep; nor would I prove a simple conquest even to a grown man. My sinister strength, almost the strength of a gorilla, would stand my friend.

Without saying a word, Sheeny Joe swung at my head. Apple Cheek let out a low scream. Though I wasn't fully ready for Sheeny Joe's sudden attack, I definitely wasn't caught off guard; I wouldn't be an easy target for any man, even if he was grown. My dark strength, almost like a gorilla's, would be there for my friend.

Quick as a goat on my feet, and as soon to see a storm coming up as any sailor, I leaped backward from the blow; and next, before Sheeny Joe recovered himself, I was upon him with a wrestler's twitch and trip that tossed him high in the air like a rag. He struck on his head and shoulders, the chimb of a cask against which he rolled cutting a fine gash in his scalp.

Quick as a goat on my feet and as quick to spot a storm as any sailor, I jumped back to avoid the blow; then, before Sheeny Joe could recover, I took him down with a wrestler's move that sent him flying like a rag doll. He hit the ground on his head and shoulders, and the edge of a barrel he rolled against left a nasty cut on his scalp.

With a whirl of oaths, Sheeny Joe tried to scramble to his feet; he was shaken with rage and wonder to be thus outfaced and worsted by a boy. As he gained his knees, and before he might straighten to his ignoble feet, I dealt him a crashing blow between the eyes, or rather, on the bridge of the nose, which latter feature for Sheeny Joe grew curved and beaky. The blow was of the sort that boxers style a “hook,” and one nothing good to stop. Over Sheeny Joe went with the kicking force of it, and lay against the tier of casks, bleeding like tragedy, beaten, and yelling “murder!”

With a stream of curses, Sheeny Joe tried to get back on his feet; he was filled with anger and disbelief at being faced down and defeated by a boy. As he managed to get on his knees, and before he could stand up on his shameful feet, I landed a powerful punch right between his eyes, or more accurately, on the bridge of his nose, which for Sheeny Joe had become curved and beaky. The punch was the type that boxers call a “hook,” and it was impossible to block. Sheeny Joe went down hard from the impact and crumpled against the stack of barrels, bleeding profusely, beaten, and screaming “murder!”

Sheeny Joe, bleeding and roaring, and I by no means glutted, but still hungry for his harm, were instantly the center of a gaping crowd that came about us like a whirlpool. With the others arrived an officer of the police.

Sheeny Joe, bleeding and yelling, and I definitely not satisfied, but still craving to hurt him, were immediately the center of a staring crowd that gathered around us like a whirlpool. With the others came a police officer.

“W'at's the row here?” demanded the officer.

“What's going on here?” demanded the officer.

“Take him to the station!” cried Sheeny Joe, picking himself up, a dripping picture of blood; “he struck me with a knuckle duster.”

“Take him to the station!” shouted Sheeny Joe, getting back on his feet, a dripping mess of blood; “he hit me with a knuckle duster.”

“Not so fast, officer,” put in a reputable old gentleman. “Hear the lad's story first. The fellow was saying something to this girl. Nor does he look as though it could have been for her benefit.”

“Not so fast, officer,” chimed in a respectable old gentleman. “Let’s hear the boy’s side of the story first. The guy was saying something to this girl. And he doesn’t seem like he was doing it for her benefit.”

“Tell me about it, youngster,” said the officer, not unkindly. My age and weight, as against those of Sheeny Joe, told with this agent of the peace, who at heart was a fair man. “Tell me what there is to this shindy.”

“Tell me about it, kid,” said the officer, not unkindly. My age and weight, compared to those of Sheeny Joe, made an impression on this peace officer, who at heart was a fair guy. “Tell me what’s going on with this commotion.”

“Why don't you take him in?” screamed Sheeny Joe. “W'at have you to do with his story?”

“Why don't you take him in?” yelled Sheeny Joe. “What do you have to do with his story?”

“Well, there's two ends to an alley,” retorted the officer warmly. “I'll hear what the boy has to say. Do you think you're goin' to do all the talkin'?”

“Well, there are two sides to every story,” the officer replied kindly. “I want to hear what the boy has to say. Do you really think you’ll be doing all the talking?”

“The first thing you'll know,” cried Sheeny Joe fiercely, “I'll have them pewter buttons off your coat.”

“The first thing you'll know,” yelled Sheeny Joe angrily, “I’m taking those pewter buttons off your coat.”

“Oh, you will!” retorted the officer with a scowl. “Now just for that I'll take you in. A night in the jug will put the soft pedal on that mouth of yours.” With that, the bluecoat seized Sheeny Joe, and there we were, one in each of his hands.

“Oh, you definitely will!” replied the officer, frowning. “Now because of that, I’m taking you in. A night in jail will quiet you down.” With that, the officer grabbed Sheeny Joe, and there we were, one in each of his hands.

For myself, I had not uttered a syllable. I was ever slow of speech, and far better with my hands than my tongue. Apple Cheek, the cause of the war, stood weeping not a yard away; perhaps she was thinking, if her confusion allowed her thought, of the savageries of this new land to which she was come. Apple Cheek might have taken herself from out the hubbub by merely merging with the crowd; I think she had the coolness to do this, but was too loyal. She owned the spirit, as it stood, to come forward when I would not say a word to tell the officer the story. Apple Cheek was encouraged to this steadiness by the reputable old gentleman.

For my part, I hadn't said a word. I was always slow to speak and much better with my hands than with my words. Apple Cheek, the reason for the conflict, stood crying just a few feet away; maybe she was thinking, if she could manage to think amidst her confusion, about the brutalities of this new land she had come to. Apple Cheek could have easily blended into the crowd to escape the chaos; I believe she had the composure to do so but was too loyal. She had the presence of mind, as it was, to step forward when I wouldn’t say anything to explain the situation to the officer. Apple Cheek was encouraged in her resolve by the respectable old gentleman.

Before, however, Apple Cheek could win to the end of the first sentence, a burly figure of a man, red of face and broad as a door across the shoulders, pushed his way through the crowd.

Before Apple Cheek could finish the first sentence, a big guy, red-faced and broad-shouldered, pushed his way through the crowd.

“What is it?” he asked, coming in front of the officer. “Turn that man loose,” he continued, pointing to Sheeny Joe.

“What’s going on?” he asked, stepping in front of the officer. “Let that guy go,” he added, pointing to Sheeny Joe.

The red-faced man spoke in a low tone, but one of cool command. The officer, however, was not to be readily driven from his ground; he was new to the place and by nature an honest soul. Still, he felt an atmosphere of power about the red-faced personage; wherefore, while he kept strictest hold on both Sheeny Joe and myself, he was not wanting of respect in his response.

The red-faced man spoke softly but with a calm authority. The officer, however, wasn't easily pushed aside; he was new to the area and by nature a straightforward guy. Still, he sensed a strong presence from the red-faced man; therefore, while he kept a tight grip on both Sheeny Joe and me, he responded with respect.

“These two coves are under arrest,” said the officer, shaking Sheeny Joe and myself like rugs by way of identification.

“These two coves are under arrest,” said the officer, shaking Sheeny Joe and me like rugs for identification.

“I know,” said the other, still in the low cool tone. “All the same, you turn this one loose.”

“I know,” said the other, still in a calm, cool tone. “Even so, let this one go.”

The officer still hesitated with a look of half-defiance. With that the red-faced man lost temper.

The officer still hesitated, looking somewhat defiant. In response, the red-faced man lost his temper.

“Take your hands off him, I tell you!” cried the redfaced man, a spark of anger showing in his small gray eyes. “Do you know me? I'm Big Kennedy. Did you never hear of Big John Kennedy of Tammany Hall? You do what I say, or I'll have you out in Harlem with the goats before to-morrow night.”

“Take your hands off him, I’m telling you!” shouted the red-faced man, anger flashing in his small gray eyes. “Do you know who I am? I'm Big Kennedy. Haven't you ever heard of Big John Kennedy from Tammany Hall? You do what I say, or I’ll have you out in Harlem with the goats by tomorrow night.”

With that, he of the red face took Sheeny Joe from between the officer's fingers; nor did the latter seek to detain him. The frown of authority left his brow, and his whole face became overcast with a look of surly submission.

With that, the guy with the red face took Sheeny Joe from between the officer's fingers; the officer didn’t try to stop him. The authority's frown disappeared, and his whole face was clouded with a look of grumpy acceptance.

“You should have said so at the jump,” remarked the officer sullenly. “How was I to know who you are?”

“You should have said that from the start,” the officer said darkly. “How was I supposed to know who you are?”

“You're all right,” returned the red-faced one, lapsing into an easy smile. “You're new to this stroll; you'll be wiser by an' by.”

“You're fine,” said the red-faced guy, breaking into a relaxed smile. “You're new to this walk; you'll learn soon enough.”

“What'll I do with the boy?” asked the officer.

“What should I do with the kid?” asked the officer.

“Officer,” broke in the reputable old gentleman, who was purple to the point apoplectic; “officer, do you mean that you will take your orders from this man?”

“Officer,” interrupted the respectable old gentleman, who was practically purple with rage; “officer, are you saying that you will take your orders from this man?”

“Come, my old codger,” interrupted the red-faced one loftily, “stow that. You had better sherry for Fift' Avenue where you belong. If you don't, th' gang down here may get tired, d'ye see, an' put you in the river.” Then to the officer: “Take the boy in; I'll look him over later.”

“Come on, old man,” the red-faced one said dismissively, “drop it. You'd be better off with some good sherry on Fifth Avenue where you belong. If you don't, the guys down here might get fed up and toss you in the river.” Then he turned to the officer: “Take the kid in; I'll check him out later.”

“An' the girl!” screamed Sheeny Joe. “I want her lagged too.”

“An' the girl!” shouted Sheeny Joe. “I want her arrested too.”

“An' the girl, officer,” commanded the red-faced one. “Take her along with the boy.”

“And the girl, officer,” ordered the red-faced man. “Take her with the boy.”

Thus was the procession made up; the officer led Apple Cheek and myself to the station, with Sheeny Joe, still bleeding, and the red-faced man to be his backer, bringing up the rear.

Thus was the procession formed; the officer walked Apple Cheek and me to the station, with Sheeny Joe, still bleeding, and the red-faced man as his backup, bringing up the rear.

At the station it was like the whirl and roar of some storm to me. It was my first captivity—my first collision with the police, and my wits were upside down. I recall that a crowd of people followed us, and were made to stand outside the door.

At the station, it felt like the chaos and noise of a storm to me. It was my first time being detained—my first encounter with the police, and I was completely disoriented. I remember a group of people trailing behind us and being instructed to wait outside the door.

The reputable old gentleman came also, and tried to interefere in behalf of Apple Cheek and myself. At a sign from the red-faced man, who stood leaning on the captain's desk with all the confidence of life, that potentate gave his sharp command.

The respected old man also came and tried to step in on behalf of Apple Cheek and me. At a nod from the red-faced guy, who was leaning confidently on the captain's desk, that powerful figure issued his harsh order.

“Screw out!” cried he, to the reputable old gentleman. “We don't want any of your talk!” Then to an officer in the station: “Put him out!”

“Screw off!” he shouted at the respectable old gentleman. “We don't want to hear any of your nonsense!” Then he turned to a station officer: “Get him out of here!”

“I'm a taxpayer!” shouted the reputable old gentleman furiously.

“I'm a taxpayer!” the respectable old man shouted angrily.

“You'll pay a fine,” responded the captain with a laugh, “if you kick up a row 'round my station. Now screw out, or I'll put you the wrong side of the grate.”

“You'll get a fine,” the captain said with a laugh, “if you cause a scene around my station. Now get out, or I’ll throw you on the wrong side of the grate.”

The reputable old gentleman was thrust into the street with about as much ceremony as might attend the delivery of a bale of goods at one's door. He disappeared, declaring he would have justice; at which a smile widened the faces of the sophisticated officers, several of whom were lounging about the room.

The respected old man was pushed out into the street with about as much formality as if someone were dropping off a package at your door. He walked away, insisting he would get justice; this made the polished officers in the room smirk, several of whom were casually hanging around.

“He'll have justice!” repeated the captain with a chuckle. “Say! he aought to put that in the Joe Miller Joke-book.” Then to the red-faced man, who still leaned against the desk, the image of autocracy sure of itself: “What is it to be, Mr. Kennedy?”

“He'll get justice!” the captain laughed. “Hey! That deserves a spot in the Joe Miller Joke Book.” Then, turning to the red-faced man still leaning against the desk, exuding self-assured authority: “What’s it going to be, Mr. Kennedy?”

“Why,” quoth the red-faced one, “you must lock this boy up. Yes, an' the girl, too; she had better go in for the night. I'll take a look into th' business, an' let the judge know in the mornin'.”

“Why,” said the red-faced man, “you need to lock this boy up. Yeah, and the girl, too; she should probably stay in for the night. I’ll check into the situation and let the judge know in the morning.”

“I don't think, captain,” interposed the officer who brought us from the docks, “there's any use locking up these people. It was nothin' but a cheap muss on the pier.”

“I don't think so, captain,” said the officer who brought us from the docks, “there's no point in locking up these people. It was just a cheap mess on the pier.”

“Say! I don't stand that!” broke in Sheeny Joe. “This party smashed me with a bar of iron. The girl was in the play; an' I say they're both to go in.”

“Hey! I can't accept that!” interrupted Sheeny Joe. “This party hit me with a bar of iron. The girl was in the play, and I say they both need to go in.”

“You 'say,'” mocked the captain, in high scorn. “An' who are you? Who is this fellow?” he demanded, looking about him.

“You 'say,'” mocked the captain, with a lot of contempt. “And who are you? Who is this guy?” he demanded, glancing around.

“He's one of my people,” said the red-faced man, still coolly by the desk.

"He's one of my guys," said the red-faced man, still coolly by the desk.

“No more out of you!” snarled the captain to the kindly officer, as the latter again tried to speak; “you get back to your beat!”

“No more from you!” spat the captain at the kind officer, as the latter tried to speak again; “get back to your patrol!”

“An' say!” cried the red-faced man, slowly rousing from his position by the desk; “before you go, let me give you a word. You're a sight too gabby; you had better think more and say less, or you won't last long enough as a copper to wear out that new uniform. An' if anybody asks, tell him it was Big Kennedy that told you.”

“Hey!” shouted the red-faced man, slowly getting up from his spot by the desk. “Before you leave, let me give you some advice. You talk way too much; you'd be better off thinking more and saying less, or you won't be around long enough as a cop to wear out that new uniform. And if anyone asks, just let them know it was Big Kennedy who told you.”

They led me to a cell, while poor Apple Cheek, almost fainting, was carried to another. As I was being taken away, Anne came rushing in. Bad news is a creature of wings, and Anne had been told my adventures by a small urchin who ran himself nearly to death in defeating two fellow urchins for the privilege before I had reached the station.

They took me to a cell, while poor Apple Cheek, nearly passing out, was taken to another one. As I was being led away, Anne burst in. Bad news travels fast, and Anne had heard about my adventures from a small kid who nearly exhausted himself in beating two other kids to get the scoop before I arrived at the station.

Anne did not observe me as she came in, for I stood somewhat to the rear, with several turnkeys and officers between. I could see the white face of her, and how the lamps of a great alarm were lighted in her eyes. Her voice was so low with terror I could not hear her words. Evidently she was pleading, girl-fashion, for my liberty. The tones of the captain, however, rose clear and high.

Anne didn't notice me as she walked in because I was standing a bit behind, surrounded by several guards and officers. I could see her pale face and the way her eyes shone brightly with fear. Her voice was so quiet with terror that I couldn't make out her words. It was clear she was begging, in a way only a girl could, for my freedom. However, the captain's voice was loud and clear.

“That'll do ye now,” said he in a manner of lordly insolence, looking up from the desk to which he had returned. “If we put a prisoner on the pavement every time a good-looking girl rushed in with a yarn about bein' his sister, we wouldn't need no cells at all. This boy stays till the judge takes a look at him in the mornin'. Meanwhile, you had better get back to your window, or all the men will have left the street.”

“That'll do you now,” he said with a tone of arrogant indifference, glancing up from the desk to which he had returned. “If we put a prisoner on the street every time a pretty girl came in claiming to be his sister, we wouldn't need any cells at all. This kid stays until the judge sees him in the morning. In the meantime, you should get back to your window, or all the guys will have left the street.”

At this, a mighty anger flamed up in my heart. I tore away from the officer who had me by the shoulders, and, save that three others as practiced in the sleight of it as football players instantly seized me, I should have gone straight at the captain's neck like a bulldog.

At this, a powerful anger ignited in my heart. I broke free from the officer who was holding me by the shoulders, and if it weren’t for three others, as skilled at this as football players, quickly grabbing me, I would have lunged straight at the captain’s neck like a bulldog.

“I'll have his life!” I foamed.

“I'll take his life!” I raged.

The next moment I was thrown into a cell. The door slammed; the lock shot home; with that, my heart seemed to turn to water in my bosom and I sank upon the stone floor of my cage.

The next moment, I was thrown into a cell. The door slammed shut; the lock clicked into place; with that, my heart felt like it melted into water inside me, and I collapsed onto the stone floor of my prison.










CHAPTER III—THE BOSS SEES THE POWER OF TAMMANY

THAT night under lock and key was a night of laughed and screamed like bedlam. Once I heard the low click of sobs, and thought it might be poor unhappy Apple Cheek. The surmise went wide, for she was held in another part of the prison.

That night, with everyone confined, was filled with laughter and screams like total chaos. I once heard faint sobs and thought it might be poor, unfortunate Apple Cheek. I was mistaken, though, as she was kept in another area of the prison.

It was in the first streaks of the morning before I slept. My slumbers did not last long; it seemed as though I had but shut my eyes when a loud rap of iron on iron brought me up, and there stood one armed of a key so large it might have done for the gate of a giant's castle. It was this man hammering with his weapon on the grate of my cell that roused me.

It was just before dawn when I finally fell asleep. My sleep didn't last long; it felt like I had barely closed my eyes when a loud banging of metal on metal jolted me awake, and there stood a man holding a key so big it could have opened a giant's castle gate. It was this guy hammering his key against the grate of my cell that woke me up.

“Now then, young gallows-bird,” said the functionary, “be you ready for court?”

“Now then, young troublemaker,” said the official, “are you ready for court?”

The man, while rough, gave me no hard impression, for he wore a tolerant grin and had eyes of friendly brown. These amiable signs endowed me with courage to ask a question.

The man, though rough around the edges, didn't leave a negative impression on me, as he wore a friendly grin and had warm brown eyes. These welcoming signs gave me the confidence to ask a question.

“What will they do with me?” I queried. I was long delirium. Drunken men babbled and cursed and shouted; while a lunatic creature anxious, for I had no experience to be my guide. “What will they do? Will they let me go?”

“What will they do with me?” I asked. I was in a state of delirium. Drunken men were rambling, cursing, and shouting; meanwhile, an insane figure was anxious, and I had no experience to guide me. “What will they do? Will they let me go?”

“Sure! they'll let you go.” My hopes gained their feet. “To Blackwell's.” My hopes lay prone again.

“Sure! they'll let you go.” My hopes lifted slightly. “To Blackwell's.” My hopes fell again.

The turnkey, for such was the man's station, had but humored me with one of the stock jokes of the place. On seeing my distress, and perhaps remembering that I should be something tender if years were to count, and no frequent tenant of the cells with sensibilities trained to the safe consistency of leather, he made me further reply.

The doorman, as this man was called, had just teased me with one of the usual jokes from the place. Noticing my discomfort, and maybe recalling that I should be treated gently given my age, and that I wasn't a regular in the cells with emotions hardened like leather, he offered me more of a response.

“No, I'll tell you the truth, youngster. If you plead guilty, an' there's no one there but the cop, it'll be about ten dollars or twenty days on the Island. But if Sheeny Joe comes 'round to exhibit his nose, or Big Kennedy shows up to stall ag'inst you, why I should say you might take six months and call yourself in luck.”

“No, I’ll tell you the truth, kid. If you plead guilty and there’s only the cop around, it’ll be about ten dollars or twenty days on the Island. But if Sheeny Joe shows up or Big Kennedy comes to oppose you, then I’d say you could be looking at six months and consider yourself lucky.”

There was nothing to brighten the eye in the story, and my ribs seemed to inclose a heart of wood.

There was nothing to catch the eye in the story, and my ribs felt like they were encasing a heart of wood.

With a vile dozen to be my companions, frowsy, bleary creatures, some shaking with the dumb ague of drink whose fires had died out, I was driven along a narrow corridor, up a pair of stairs, and into a room of respectable size! Its dimensions, however, would be its only claim to respectability, for the walls and ceiling were smoke-blackened, while the floor might have come the better off for a pailful of soap and water.

With a nasty dozen as my companions, scruffy, dazed creatures, some trembling from the dumb shakes of alcohol that had worn off, I was pushed down a narrow hallway, up a flight of stairs, and into a decently sized room! Its size, however, would be its only badge of respectability, as the walls and ceiling were blackened with smoke, and the floor could have really used a bucket of soap and water.

Once within the room I found myself in a railed pen. Against the wall, with a desk before him and raised above the herd by a platform, sat the magistrate. There was a fence which divided the big room, and beyond and leaning on it lolled the public, leering and listening, as hard an array as one might wish to see. One might have sentenced the entire roomful to the workhouse and made few mistakes.

Once I entered the room, I found myself in a fenced-off area. Against the wall, with a desk in front of him and elevated above the crowd on a platform, sat the magistrate. There was a barrier dividing the large room, and on the other side, the public leaned against it, watching and listening, a rough crowd indeed. You could have sent the entire roomful to the workhouse without getting it wrong too many times.

Inside this fence, and gathered for the most part about the magistrate, were those who had business with the court; officers, witnesses, friends and enemies of the accused, with last although not least a collection of the talent of the bar. Many of these latter were brisk Jews, and all of them were marked by soiled linen, frayed elbows, greasy collars, and an evident carelessness as to the state of their hands and faces. There were boys to wait on these folk of law, a boy to each I should say. None of these urchins was older than was I, and some no more than twelve. They carried baize bags, chatted gravely while waiting the call of their masters, and gave themselves strutting airs and brows of consequence. These engaging children, in a spirit of loyalty, doubtless, showed themselves as untainted of water as were their betters.

Inside this fence, mostly gathered around the magistrate, were those with business in the court: officers, witnesses, friends and enemies of the accused, and, last but not least, a mix of legal talent. Many of these were lively Jewish lawyers, all wearing soiled clothes, frayed sleeves, greasy collars, and showing a clear disregard for the cleanliness of their hands and faces. There were boys assigned to these legal folks, one for each, I should say. None of these kids was older than me, and some were no more than twelve. They carried cloth bags, chatted seriously while waiting for their masters to be called, and strutted around with an air of importance. These charming kids, likely out of loyalty, appeared just as unwashed as their superiors.

While I rehearse these sordid appearances as developed in the dim lights which through the grimy windows fell across the scene, you are not to suppose the notice of them preyed upon me. I was, in that hour, neither so squeamish nor so observant as to make particular note of them, nor was I to that degree the slave of soap in my own roving person, as to justify the risk of strictures which might provoke retort. Besides, I was thinking dolefully on that trip to Blackwell's Island whereof the future seemed so full, and my eyes scanned the judge on the bench rather than lesser folk who were not so important in my affairs.

While I think about these unpleasant scenes highlighted by the dim light streaming through the dirty windows, don’t think that they bothered me. At that moment, I wasn’t so sensitive or observant that I paid close attention to them, nor was I so obsessed with cleanliness in my own wandering self that I would invite criticism. Besides, I was gloomily contemplating the trip to Blackwell's Island that loomed ahead, and my eyes were focused on the judge at the front rather than on the less important people around me.

While in the mills of great misery, still I was steady enough. I turned my gaze upon the magistrate, and sought in his looks and words, as he went about the sorry destinies of other delinquents, some slant of what I might look forward to for myself. The dignitary in question showed lean and sallow and bald, with a sly face and an eye whereof the great expression was one of sleepless self-interest. He did not come upon you as either brave or good, but he had nothing brutal or vindictive, and his timid mealy voice was shaken by a quaver that seemed a perpetual apology for what judgments he from time to time would pass. His sentences were invariably light, except in instances where some strong influence from the outside, generally a politician or the agent of a big company, arose to demand severity.

While in the mills of great misery, I still managed to stay composed. I looked at the magistrate and searched his expressions and words, as he dealt with the unfortunate fates of other offenders, to find some hint of what might be in store for me. The magistrate appeared lean, pale, and bald, with a sly face and eyes that primarily reflected a self-serving discomfort. He didn’t come across as brave or good, but he wasn’t brutal or vengeful either, and his timid, soft voice had a quavering tone that seemed to constantly apologize for the judgments he occasionally handed down. His sentences were usually light, except in cases where some strong external influence, typically a politician or a representative of a large corporation, pushed for harshness.

While within the railed pen with those other unfortunates whom the dragnets of the police had brought to these mean shores, and in an interval when my fascinated eyes were off the magistrate, I caught sight of Anne and my father. They had seats inside the fence. The latter's face was clouded with simple trouble; he wore his Sunday coat, and his hands, hard and showing the stains of his forge, roved in uneasy alternation from his pockets to his lapels and back again. Anne's young eyes were worn and tired, for she had slept as little as had I and wept much more the night before. I could not discover Apple Cheek, although I looked about the room for her more than once. I had it in my hopes that they had given Apple Cheek her freedom, and the thought was a half-relief. Nothing of such decent sort had come to pass, however; Apple Cheek was waiting with two or three harridans, her comrades of the cells, in an adjoining room.

While I was in the enclosed area with the other unfortunate people the police had brought to these shabby shores, and during a moment when I wasn't watching the magistrate, I spotted Anne and my father. They had seats inside the fence. My father's face was marked by simple worry; he was wearing his Sunday coat, and his rough hands, stained from working at the forge, moved nervously between his pockets and his lapels. Anne’s young eyes looked worn and tired, as she had slept little, even less than I had, and had cried much more the night before. I couldn't find Apple Cheek, even though I looked around the room for her more than once. I hoped that they had granted Apple Cheek her freedom, which was a small relief. However, nothing decent like that had happened; Apple Cheek was waiting with two or three rough women, her cellmates, in a nearby room.

When my name was called, an officer of the court opened a gate in the prisoner's pen and motioned me to come forth.

When my name was called, a court officer opened a gate in the prisoner's area and gestured for me to come forward.

“Hurry up!” said the officer, who was for expedition. “W'at's the trouble with your heels? You aint got no ball an' chain on yet, you know.”

“Hurry up!” said the officer, who was all about getting things done. “What’s wrong with your feet? You don’t have a ball and chain on yet, you know.”

Then he gave me a chair in front of the magistrate, where the man of power might run me up and down with his shifty deprecatory eye.

Then he gave me a chair in front of the magistrate, where the powerful man could scrutinize me with his sneaky, dismissive gaze.

“There was a girl brought in with him, your honor,” remarked the officer at the gate.

“There was a girl brought in with him, Your Honor,” said the officer at the gate.

“Have her out, then,” said the magistrate; whereupon Apple Cheek, a bit disheveled and cheeks redder than ever with the tears she had shed, was produced and given a seat by my side.

“Take her out, then,” said the magistrate; and with that, Apple Cheek, looking a little messy and with her cheeks redder than ever from the tears she had cried, was brought in and given a seat next to me.

“Who complains of these defendants?” asked the magistrate in a mild non-committal voice, glancing about the room.

“Who is complaining about these defendants?” asked the magistrate in a calm, neutral tone, looking around the room.

“I do, your honor.”

“I do, Your Honor.”

It was Sheeny Joe who came pushing to the fore from a far corner. His head had received the benefit of several bandages, and it gave me a dullish joy to think it was I to furnish the reason of them.

It was Sheeny Joe who stepped forward from a distant corner. His head was wrapped in several bandages, and it brought me a dull sense of satisfaction to know I was the cause of them.

The magistrate appeared to know Sheeny Joe, and to hold him in regard at that. The moment my enemy declared himself as the complainant, and no one springing up to take my part, the magistrate bent upon me a stony glance that spoke plainly of those six months concerning which the turnkey told. I gave up everything, myself and Apple Cheek, as surely lost.

The magistrate seemed to know Sheeny Joe and held him in high regard. As soon as my enemy stepped up as the complainant and no one came to my defense, the magistrate shot me a cold look that clearly reminded me of the six months the turnkey had mentioned. I accepted that I had lost everything, including myself and Apple Cheek.

“Tell your story,” said the magistrate to Sheeny Joe. His manner was full of commiseration for that unworthy. “What did he assault you with?”

“Tell your story,” said the magistrate to Sheeny Joe. His tone was filled with pity for that unworthy. “What did he attack you with?”

“With a blackjack, your honor, or a piece of lead pipe,” replied Sheeny Joe. “He struck me when I wasn't lookin'. I'm busy trying to tell the girl there w'at hotel she wants. He gives it to me over the head from behind; then as I wheels, he smashes me across the nose. I couldn't see with w'at, but it was a bar of some kind, mebby iron, mebby lead. As I goes down, I hears the sketch—the girl, I mean—sing out, 'Kill him!' The girl was eggin' him on, your honor.”

“With a blackjack or a piece of pipe, your honor,” Sheeny Joe replied. “He hit me when I wasn't paying attention. I was just trying to tell the girl which hotel she wanted. He swung it at me from behind; then when I turned around, he smashed me right in the nose. I couldn't see what it was, but it felt like some kind of bar, maybe iron, maybe lead. As I was going down, I heard the girl—the one I mentioned—yell, 'Kill him!' She was encouraging him, your honor.”

Sheeny Joe unwound this string of lies without hitch or pause, and withal so rapidly it fair stole my breath away. I felt the eyes of the magistrate upon me; I knew my danger and yet could come by no words for my own defense. I make no doubt, had it not been for a diversion as unlooked-for as it was welcome, I would have been marked for prison where I stood.

Sheeny Joe spun this web of lies effortlessly and so quickly that it nearly took my breath away. I could feel the magistrate's gaze on me; I knew I was in trouble but couldn’t find the words to defend myself. I'm sure that if it weren’t for a completely unexpected but welcome distraction, I would have been headed for prison right there.

“I demand to be heard,” came suddenly, in a high angry voice. “What that rogue has just uttered is all a pack of lies together!”

“I demand to be heard,” came suddenly, in a loud, angry voice. “What that scammer just said is all a bunch of lies!”

It was the reputable old gentleman of the evening before who thus threw himself in the way of events. Being escorted through the press of onlookers by an officer, the reputable old gentleman stood squarely in front of the magistrate.

It was the respected old man from the night before who placed himself right in the middle of things. Guided through the crowd of spectators by an officer, the respected old man stood directly in front of the magistrate.

“I demand justice for that boy,” fumed the reputable old gentleman, glaring at the magistrate, and growing crimson in the face; “I demand a jury. As for the girl, she wasn't ten minutes off the boat; her only part in the offense would seem to be that this scoundrel,” pointing to Sheeny Joe, “was striving to lure her to a low resort.”

“I want justice for that boy,” the respected old man shouted, glaring at the magistrate, his face turning red. “I want a jury. As for the girl, she had barely been off the boat for ten minutes; her only involvement in this situation seems to be that this scoundrel,” he said, pointing to Sheeny Joe, “was trying to take her to a shady place.”

“The Dead Rabbit a low resort!” cried Sheeny

“The Dead Rabbit is a dive!” shouted Sheeny

Joe indignantly. “The place is as straight as a gun.”

Joe said indignantly, “The place is as straight as an arrow.”

“Will you please tell me who you are?” asked the magistrate of the reputable old gentleman. He had resumed his non-committal look. The confident vigor of the reputable old gentleman disconcerted him and made him wary.

“Could you please tell me who you are?” the magistrate asked the respectable old gentleman. He had gone back to his neutral expression. The self-assured energy of the respectable old gentleman unsettled him and made him cautious.

“I am a taxpayer,” said the reputable old gentleman; “yes,” donning an air as though the thunders and lightnings of politics dwelt in the word, “yes, your honor, a taxpayer. I do not know this boy, but here are his father and sister to speak for him.” Then, as he caught sight of the captain who had ordered him out of the station: “There is a man, your honor, who by the hands of his minions drove me from a public police office—me, a taxpayer!”

“I’m a taxpayer,” said the respectable old man; “yes,” he said, carrying himself like the power of politics was in those words, “yes, your honor, a taxpayer. I don’t know this boy, but his father and sister are here to speak for him.” Then, when he noticed the captain who had sent him out of the station: “There’s a man, your honor, who through his lackeys forced me out of a public police office—me, a taxpayer!”

The captain grinned easily to find himself thus distinguished. The grin irritated the reputable old gentleman, who was even more peppery than reputable.

The captain smiled widely to see himself in such a favorable position. The smile annoyed the respectable old man, who was even more cantankerous than respectable.

“Smile, sir!” cried the reputable old gentleman, shaking his wrathful finger at the captain. “I shall have you before your superiors on charges before I'm done!”

“Smile, sir!” shouted the respectable old gentleman, shaking his angry finger at the captain. “I’ll make sure you face your superiors with charges before I’m finished!”

“That's what they all say,” remarked the captain, stifling a yawn.

“That's what everyone says,” the captain said, suppressing a yawn.

“One thing at a time, sir,” said the magistrate to the reputable old gentleman. His attitude was wheedling and propitiatory. “Did I understand you to say that the gentleman and the lady at your back are the father and sister of this boy?”

“One thing at a time, sir,” said the magistrate to the respected old gentleman. His demeanor was persuasive and conciliatory. “Did I understand you to say that the gentleman and the lady behind you are the father and sister of this boy?”

My father and Anne had taken their stations to the rear of the reputable old gentleman. The latter, looking around as if to identify them, replied:

My father and Anne positioned themselves behind the respected old man. He glanced around, as if trying to recognize them, and responded:

“If the court please, I'm told so.”

“If it pleases the court, that’s what I’ve been told.”

“Your honor,” broke in Sheeny Joe with a front of injury, “w'at's that got to do with his sandbaggin' me? Am I to be murdered w'en peacefully about me business, just 'cause a guy's got a father?”

“Your honor,” interrupted Sheeny Joe with a look of indignation, “what does that have to do with him ambushing me? Am I supposed to be attacked when I'm just minding my own business, just because a guy has a father?”

“What were you saying to this girl?” asked the magistrate mildly of Sheeny Joe, and indicating Apple Cheek with his eye where she sat tearful and frightened by my side. “This gentleman”—the reputable old gentleman snorted fiercely—“declares that you were about to lure her to a low resort.”

“What were you saying to this girl?” the magistrate asked calmly, looking at Sheeny Joe and nodding towards Apple Cheek, who sat next to me, tearful and scared. “This gentleman”—the respected old man huffed angrily—“claims that you were trying to take her to a shady place.”

“Your honor, it was the Dead Rabbit,” said Sheeny Joe.

“Your honor, it was the Dead Rabbit,” said Sheeny Joe.

“Is the Dead Rabbit,” observed the magistrate, to the captain, who was still lounging about, “is the Dead Rabbit a place of good repute?”

“Is the Dead Rabbit,” the magistrate remarked to the captain, who was still hanging around, “is the Dead Rabbit a reputable place?”

“It aint no Astor House,” replied the captain, “but no one expects an Astor House in Water Street.”

“It’s not the Astor House,” replied the captain, “but no one expects an Astor House on Water Street.”

“Is it a resort for thieves?”

“Is it a hangout for thieves?”

The magistrate still advanced his queries in a fashion apologetic and subdued. The reputable old gentleman impressed him as one he would not like to offend. Then, too, there was my father—an honest working-man by plain testimony of his face. On the other hand stood Sheeny Joe, broken of nose, bandaged, implacable. Here were three forces of politics, according to our magistrate, who was thinking on a re-election; he would prefer to please them all. Obviously, he in no sort delighted in his present position, since whichever way he turned it might be a turn toward future disaster for himself.

The magistrate continued to ask his questions in an apologetic and restrained manner. The respectable old gentleman made him feel like he wouldn’t want to offend him. Then, there was my father—a decent working man, as clearly shown by his face. On the other side stood Sheeny Joe, with a broken nose, bandaged and unyielding. These were three political forces, in the magistrate's view, who was thinking about re-election; he wanted to appease them all. Clearly, he wasn’t enjoying his current situation at all, since no matter which way he turned, it could lead to future trouble for him.

“Is the Dead Rabbit a resort for thieves?” again asked the magistrate.

“Is the Dead Rabbit a hangout for thieves?” the magistrate asked again.

“Well,” replied the captain judgmatically, “even a crook has got to go somewhere. That is,” he added, “when he aint in hock.”

“Well,” replied the captain thoughtfully, “even a criminal has to go somewhere. That is,” he added, “when he isn’t in debt.”

Where this criss-cross colloquy of justice or injustice might have left me, and whether free or captive, I may only guess. The proceedings were to gain another and a final interruption. This time it was the red-faced man, he who had called himself “Big Kennedy,” to come panting into the presence of the court. The red-faced man had hurried up the stairs, three steps at a time, and it told upon his breathing.

Where this complicated discussion of justice or injustice might have left me, and whether I was free or trapped, I can only speculate. The proceedings were about to receive another and final interruption. This time it was the red-faced man, who had introduced himself as “Big Kennedy,” rushing into the courtroom, out of breath. He had hurried up the stairs, taking three steps at a time, and it showed in his breathing.

The magistrate made a most profound bow to the red-faced man. Remembering the somber prophecy of him with the big key, should “Big Kennedy show up to Stall ag'inst me,” my hope, which had revived with the stand taken by the reputable old gentleman, sunk now to lowest marks.

The magistrate gave a deep bow to the red-faced man. Remembering the grim warning about him with the big key, if “Big Kennedy shows up to stall against me,” my hope, which had been lifted by the respectable old gentleman's stance, now dropped down to its lowest point.

“What will you have, Mr. Kennedy?” purred the magistrate obsequiously.

“What can I get you, Mr. Kennedy?” the magistrate said with a flattering tone.

“Is the court going to dispose of the cases of this boy and this girl?” interrupted the reputable old gentleman warmly. “I demand a jury trial for both of them. I am a taxpayer and propose to have justice.”

“Is the court going to handle the cases of this boy and this girl?” interrupted the respectable old gentleman passionately. “I demand a jury trial for both of them. I'm a taxpayer and I expect justice.”

“Hold up, old sport, hold up!” exclaimed the redfaced man in cheerful tones. He was addressing the reputable old gentleman. “Let me get to work. I'll settle this thing like throwin' dice.”

“Wait up, old sport, wait up!” shouted the red-faced man in a cheerful tone. He was speaking to the respectable older gentleman. “Let me handle this. I'll sort it out like tossing dice.”

“What do you mean, sir, by calling me an old sport?” demanded the reputable old gentleman.

“What do you mean, sir, by calling me an old sport?” asked the respectable old gentleman.

The red-faced man did not heed the question, but wheeled briskly on the magistrate.

The red-faced man ignored the question and turned quickly to the magistrate.

“Your honor,” said the red-faced man, “there's nothin' to this. Sheeny Joe there has made a misdeal, that's all. I've looked the case over, your honor; there's nothin' in it; you can let the girl an' the boy go.”

“Your honor,” said the red-faced man, “there's nothing to this. Sheeny Joe here has made a mistake, that's all. I've looked over the case, your honor; there's nothing in it; you can let the girl and the boy go.”

“But he said the Dead Rabbit was a drum for crooks!” protested Sheeny Joe, speaking to the redfaced man.

“But he said the Dead Rabbit was a hub for criminals!” protested Sheeny Joe, speaking to the red-faced man.

“S'ppose he did,” retorted the other, “that don't take a dollar out of the drawer.”

“Suppose he did,” replied the other, “that doesn’t take a dollar out of the drawer.”

“An' he's to break my nose an' get away?” complained Sheeny Joe.

“Is he really going to break my nose and get away with it?” complained Sheeny Joe.

“Well, you oughter to take care of your nose,” said the red-faced man, “an' not go leavin' it lyin' around where a kid can break it.”

“Well, you should take care of your nose,” said the red-faced man, “and not leave it lying around where a kid can break it.”

Sheeny Joe was not to be shaken off; he engaged in violent argument with the red-faced man. Their tones, however, were now more guarded, and no one might hear their words beyond themselves. While this went forward, the magistrate, to save his dignity, perhaps, and not to have it look as though he were waiting for orders, pretended to be writing in his book of cases which lay open on his desk.

Sheeny Joe couldn't be ignored; he was having a heated argument with the angry man. However, their voices were more cautious now, making sure no one could overhear what they were saying. Meanwhile, the magistrate, maybe to maintain his dignity and avoid looking like he was waiting for instructions

It was Sheeny Joe to bring the discussion between himself and the red-faced man to an end. Throughout the whispered differences between them, differences as to what should be my fate, Sheeny Joe showed hot with fury, while the red-faced man was cool and conciliatory; his voice when one caught some sound of it was coaxing.

It was Sheeny Joe who decided to end the discussion between him and the red-faced man. During their quiet disagreements about my fate, Sheeny Joe was seething with anger, while the red-faced man remained calm and accommodating; whenever you could hear him, his voice was persuasive.

“There's been enough said!” cried Sheeny Joe, suddenly walking away from the red-faced man. “No duck is goin' to break my nose for fun.”

“Enough is enough!” shouted Sheeny Joe, abruptly turning away from the angry man. “No way a duck is going to break my nose just for kicks.”

“The boy's goin' loose,” observed the red-faced man in placid contradiction. “An' the girl goes to her friends, wherever they be, an' they aint at the Dead Rabbit.” Then in a blink the countenance of the redfaced man went from calm to rage. He whirled Sheeny Joe by the shoulder. “See here!” he growled, “one more roar out of you, an' I'll stand you up right now, an' it's you who will take sixty days, or my name aint Big John Kennedy. If you think that's a bluff, call it. Another yeep, an' the boat's waitin' for you! You've been due at the Island for some time.”

“The boy's losing it,” said the red-faced man, calmly contradicting him. “And the girl goes to her friends, wherever they are, and they aren’t at the Dead Rabbit.” Then, in an instant, the red-faced man’s expression shifted from calm to furious. He spun Sheeny Joe around by the shoulder. “Listen here!” he growled, “one more shout from you, and I’ll take you in right now, and you’ll be the one doing sixty days, or my name isn’t Big John Kennedy. If you think I’m bluffing, go ahead and test me. One more yell, and the boat’s ready for you! You’ve been overdue at the Island for a while.”

“That's all right, Mr. Kennedy!” replied Sheeny Joe, his crest falling, and the sharpest terror in his face, “that's all right! You know me? Of course it goes as you say! Did you ever know me to buck ag'inst you?”

“That's all good, Mr. Kennedy!” replied Sheeny Joe, his expression dropping, and fear clearly visible on his face, “that's all good! You know me, right? Of course I’ll go along with what you say! Have you ever seen me go against you?”

The red-faced man smiled ferociously. The anger faded from his brow, and leaving Sheeny Joe without further word, he again spoke to the magistrate.

The red-faced man smiled fiercely. The anger disappeared from his forehead, and after leaving Sheeny Joe without another word, he turned to speak to the magistrate again.

“The charges ag'inst these two children, your honor, are withdrawn.” He spoke in his old cool tones. “Captain,” he continued, addressing that dignitary, “send one of your plain-clothes people with this girl to find her friends for her. Tell him he mustn't make any mistakes.”

“The charges against these two kids, your honor, are dropped.” He spoke in his usual calm voice. “Captain,” he continued, directing his words to that official, “send one of your undercover officers with this girl to help her find her friends. Make sure he doesn’t make any mistakes.”

“The cases are dismissed,” said the magistrate, making an entry in his book. He appeared relieved with the change in the situation; almost as much, if that were possible, as myself. “The cases are dismissed; no costs to be taxed. I think that is what you desire, Mr. Kennedy?”

“The cases are dismissed,” said the judge, writing in his notebook. He seemed relieved by the change in the situation—almost as much as I was. “The cases are dismissed; no costs to be charged. I believe that’s what you want, Mr. Kennedy?”

“Yes, your honor.” Then coming over to where I sat, the red-faced man continued: “You hunt me up to-morrow—Big John Kennedy—that's my name. Any cop can tell you where to find me.”

“Yes, your honor.” Then coming over to where I was sitting, the red-faced man continued: “You look for me tomorrow—Big John Kennedy—that's my name. Any cop can tell you where to find me.”

“Yes, sir,” I answered faintly.

"Yes, sir," I replied weakly.

“There's two things about you,” said the red-faced man, rubbing my stubble of hair with his big paw, “that's great in a boy. You can hit like the kick of a pony; an' you can keep your mouth shut. I aint heard a yelp out of you, mor'n if you was a Boston terrier.” This, admiringly.

“There's two things about you,” said the red-faced man, rubbing my stubble with his big hand, “that are great in a boy. You can hit like the kick of a pony; and you can keep your mouth shut. I haven't heard a peep out of you, more than if you were a Boston terrier.” This, admiringly.

As we left the magistrate's office—the red-faced man, the reputable old gentleman, my father, Apple Cheek, and myself, with Anne holding my hand as though I were some treasure lost and regained—the reputable old gentleman spoke up pompously to the red-faced man.

As we exited the magistrate's office—the man with a red face, the respected elderly gentleman, my dad, Apple Cheek, and me, with Anne holding my hand like I was some treasure that had been lost and found—the respected elderly gentleman spoke up arrogantly to the man with the red face.

“I commend what you have done, sir; but in that connection, and as a taxpayer, let me tell you that I resent your attitude towards the magistrate. You issued your orders, sir, and conducted yourself toward that officer of justice as though you owned him.”

“I appreciate what you've done, sir; but in that context, and as a taxpayer, I want to say that I take issue with your attitude toward the magistrate. You gave your orders, sir, and treated that justice officer like you had total control over him.”

“Well, what of it?” returned the red-faced man composedly. “I put him there. What do you think I put him there for? To give me the worst of it?”

“Well, so what?” replied the red-faced man calmly. “I put him there. What do you think I put him there for? To make things worse for me?”

“Sir, I do not understand your expressions!” said the reputable old gentleman. “And I resent them! Yes, sir, I resent them as a taxpayer of this town!”

“Sir, I don’t understand what you’re saying!” said the respected old gentleman. “And I take offense to it! Yes, sir, I take offense to it as a taxpayer of this town!”

“Say,” observed the red-faced man benignantly, “there's nothin' wrong about you but your head. You had better take a term or two at night school an' get it put on straight. You say you're a taxpayer; you've already fired the fact at me about five times. An' now I ask you: Suppose you be?”

“Look,” the red-faced man said kindly, “the only thing wrong with you is your thinking. You should consider taking a couple of night classes to get things sorted out. You keep reminding me you’re a taxpayer; you’ve mentioned it at least five times. So I ask you: what if you are?”

“Taxpayer; yes, sir, taxpayer!” repeated the reputable old gentleman, in a mighty fume. “Do you intend to tell me there's no meaning to the word?”

“Taxpayer; yes, sir, taxpayer!” the respected old man repeated, clearly annoyed. “Are you seriously going to tell me that the word has no meaning?”

“It means,” said the red-faced man in the slow manner of one who gives instruction; “it means that if you're nothin' but a taxpayer—an' I don't think you be or you'd have told us—you might as well sit down. You're a taxpayer, eh? All right; I'm a ward-leader of Tammany Hall. You're a taxpayer; good! I'm the man that settles how much you pay, d'ye see!” Then, as though sympathy and disgust were blended: “Old man, you go home and take a hard look at the map, and locate yourself. You don't know it, but all the same you're in New York.”

“It means,” said the red-faced man slowly, like someone teaching a lesson; “it means that if you’re just a taxpayer—and I don’t think you are, or you would’ve said something—you might as well sit down. You’re a taxpayer, right? Fine; I’m a ward leader of Tammany Hall. You’re a taxpayer; great! I’m the one who decides how much you pay, got it?” Then, with a mix of sympathy and disgust: “Look, old man, go home and take a good look at the map, and find your place. You don’t realize it, but you’re in New York.”










CHAPTER IV—THE BOSS ENTERS THE PRIMARY GRADE OF POLITICS

PERHAPS you will say I waste space and lay too much of foolish stress upon my quarrel with Sheeny Joe and its police-cell consequences. And yet you should be mindful of the incident's importance to me as the starting point of my career. For I read in what took place the power of the machine as you will read this printed page. I went behind the bars by the word of Big John Kennedy; and it was by his word that I emerged and took my liberty again. And yet who was Big John Kennedy? He was the machine; the fragment of its power which molded history in the little region where I lived. As mere John Kennedy he would be nothing. Or at the most no more than other men about him. But as “Big John Kennedy,” an underchief of Tammany Hall, I myself stood witness while a captain of police accepted his commands without a question, and a magistrate found folk guilty or innocent at the lifting of his finger. Also, that sweat of terror to sprinkle the forehead of Sheeny Joe, when in his moment of rebellion he found himself beneath the wrathful shadow of the machine, was not the least impressive element of my experience; and the tolerant smile, that was half pity, half amusement, as Big Kennedy set forth to the reputable old gentleman—who was only “a taxpayer”—the little limits of his insignificance, deepened the effect upon my mind of what had gone before.

PERHAPS you’ll say I’m taking up space and dwelling too much on my conflict with Sheeny Joe and its consequences in the police cell. But you should remember how important this incident was for me as the starting point of my career. What happened showed me the power of the machine, just as you read this printed page. I went behind bars because of Big John Kennedy's word, and it was also by his word that I regained my freedom. But who was Big John Kennedy? He was the machine; a piece of its power that shaped history in my little corner of the world. As just John Kennedy, he would be nothing special, or at most no different from the other men around him. But as “Big John Kennedy,” a minor leader of Tammany Hall, I watched a police captain accept his orders without question, and a magistrate declared people guilty or innocent at the wave of his hand. Also, the terror that caused sweat to form on Sheeny Joe's forehead when he found himself facing the machine's fury was a striking part of my experience. The tolerant smile, which was part pity and part amusement, that Big Kennedy gave to the respectable old man—who was just “a taxpayer”—as he pointed out the limited nature of his insignificance, made a lasting impression on my mind about everything that had happened.

True, I indulged in no such analysis as the above, and made no study of the picture in its detail; but I could receive an impression just as I might receive a blow, and in the innocence of my ignorance began instantly to model myself upon the proven fact of a power that was above law, above justice, and which must be consulted and agreed with, even in its caprice, before existence could be profitable or even safe. From that moment the machine to me was as obviously and indomitably abroad as the pavement under foot, and must have its account in every equation of life to the solution whereof I was set. To hold otherwise, and particularly to act otherwise, would be to play the fool, with failure or something worse for a reward.

Sure, I didn’t dive into any deep analysis like that, nor did I examine the picture closely; however, I could get an impression just like I could feel a hit. In my blissful ignorance, I quickly started to model myself around the undeniable fact of a force that was above laws and justice, which I had to consider and align with, even in its unpredictability, before life could be worth living or even secure. From that moment on, the machine felt as clearly and undeniably present to me as the ground beneath my feet, and I had to take it into account in every aspect of life that I was trying to solve. To think or act any other way would be to act foolishly, leading to failure or something even worse as a consequence.

Big Kennedy owned a drinking place. His barroom was his headquarters; although he himself never served among his casks and bottles, having barmen for that work. He poured no whisky, tapped no beer, donned no apron, but sat at tables with his customers and laid out his campaigns of politics or jubilated over victory, and seemed rather the visitor than the proprietor in his own saloon. He owned shrewdness, force, courage, enterprise, and was one of those who carry a pleasant atmosphere that is like hypnotism, and which makes men like them. His manner was one of rude frankness, and folk held him for a bluff, blunt, genial soul, who made up in generosity what he lacked of truth.

Big Kennedy owned a bar. His bar was his main hub; even though he never served drinks himself—he had bartenders for that. He didn’t pour whisky, tap beer, or wear an apron, but he would sit at tables with his customers, discussing political campaigns or celebrating victories, and he seemed more like a guest than the owner of his own place. He had intelligence, strength, bravery, initiative, and exuded a friendly vibe that felt almost hypnotic, making people like him. His way of speaking was blunt and straightforward, and people considered him a straightforward, generous guy who made up for his lack of honesty with his big-heartedness.

And yet I have thought folk mistaken in Big Kennedy. For all his loud openness and friendly roar, which would seem to tell his every thought, the man could be the soul of cunning and turn secret as a mole. He was for his own interest; he came and went a cold calculating trader of politics; he never wasted his favors, but must get as much as he gave, and indulged in no revenges except when revenge was needed for a lesson. He did what men call good, too, and spent money and lost sleep in its accomplishment. To the ill he sent doctors and drugs; he found work and wages for idle men; he paid landlords and kept the roofs above the heads of the penniless; where folk were hungry he sent food, and where they were cold came fuel.

And yet I've thought people are wrong about Big Kennedy. For all his loud openness and friendly demeanor, which seems to reveal his every thought, he could be incredibly cunning and secretive like a mole. He acted in his own interest; he moved through the world as a cold, calculating political trader; he never wasted his favors, always making sure to get as much as he gave, and only sought revenge when it served as a lesson. He also did what people consider good, spending money and losing sleep to make it happen. He sent doctors and medicine to the sick; he found jobs and pay for those who were idle; he paid landlords to keep roofs over the heads of the destitute; where people were hungry, he sent food, and where they were cold, he brought fuel.

For all that, it was neither humanity nor any milk of kindness which put him to these labors of grace; it was but his method of politics and meant to bind men to him. They must do his word; they must carry out his will; then it was he took them beneath the wing of his power and would spare neither time nor money to protect and prosper them.

For all that, it wasn’t humanity or any kindness that motivated him to these acts of grace; it was just his political strategy designed to connect people to him. They had to obey his commands; they had to fulfill his wishes; only then would he take them under his protection, and he wouldn’t hesitate to spend his time or money to support and help them thrive.

And on the other side, he who raised his head in opposition to Big Kennedy was crushed; not in anger, but in caution. He weeded out rebellion, and the very seed of it, with as little scruple and for the same reason a farmer weeds a field.

And on the other side, anyone who stood up against Big Kennedy was taken down; not out of anger, but out of caution. He eliminated rebellion and any sign of it, with just as little hesitation and for the same reason a farmer weeds a field.

It took me years to collect these truths of Big Kennedy. Nor was their arrival when they did come one by one, to make a shade of change in my regard for him. I liked him in the beginning; I liked him in the end; he became that headland on the coasts of politics by which I steered my course. I studied Big Kennedy as one might study a science; by the lines of his conduct I laid down lines for my own; in all things I was his disciple and his imitator.

It took me years to gather these truths about Big Kennedy. When they finally arrived, one by one, they didn’t change how I felt about him at all. I liked him at the start; I liked him at the end; he became the guiding point on the shores of politics that helped me navigate my path. I studied Big Kennedy like someone studies a science; from the way he acted, I established my own principles; in every way, I was his follower and copycat.

Big Kennedy is dead now; and I will say no worse nor better of him than this: He was a natural captain of men. Had he been born to a higher station, he might have lighted a wick in history that would require those ten thicknesses of darkness which belong with ten centuries, to obscure. But no such thing could come in the instance of Big Kennedy; his possibilities of eminence, like my own, were confined to Tammany and its politics, since he had no more of education than have I. The time has gone by in the world at large, and had in Big Kennedy's day, when the ignorant man can be the first man.

Big Kennedy is gone now, and I won’t say anything worse or better about him than this: He was a natural leader of people. If he had been born into a higher position, he might have made a mark in history that would take ten centuries of darkness to overshadow. But that wasn’t the case with Big Kennedy; his chances for greatness, like mine, were limited to Tammany and its politics, since he had no more education than I do. The world has moved on, and even during Big Kennedy's time, the era when an uneducated man could be the top man is over.

Upon the day following my release, as he had bid me.

Upon the day after my release, as he had told me.

I sought Big Kennedy. He was in his barroom, and the hour being mid-morning I was so far lucky as to find him quite alone. He was quick to see me, too, and seemed as full of a pleasant interest in me as though my simple looks were of themselves good news. He did most of the talking, for I sat backward and bashful, the more since I could feel his sharp eyes upon me, taking my measure. Never was I so looked over and so questioned, and not many minutes had come and gone before Big Kennedy knew as much of me and my belongings as did I myself. Mayhap more; for he weighed me in the scales of his experience with all the care of gold, considering meanwhile to what uses I should be put, and how far I might be expected to advance his ends.

I looked for Big Kennedy. He was in his bar, and since it was mid-morning, I was lucky to find him all alone. He noticed me right away and seemed genuinely interested in me, as if my simple presence was good news. He did most of the talking because I felt shy and hesitant, especially with his sharp eyes measuring me up. I had never been scrutinized and questioned so much, and it wasn't long before Big Kennedy knew as much about me and my background as I did. Maybe even more, since he weighed me carefully with the precision of gold, considering how I might be useful to him and how far I could help him achieve his goals.

One of his words I recall, for it gave me a glow of relief at the time; at that it was no true word. It was when he heard how slightly I had been taught of books.

One of his words I remember, because it gave me a sense of relief at the time; even though it wasn’t entirely true. It was when he learned how little I had been taught from books.

“Never mind,” said he, “books as often as not get between a party's legs and trip him up. Better know men than books. There's my library.” Here he pointed to a group about a beer table. “I can learn more by studyin' them than was ever found between the covers of a book, and make more out of it.”

“Never mind,” he said, “books often just get in the way and trip you up. It's better to understand people than to read books. Look at my library.” He pointed to a group gathered around a beer table. “I can learn more by hanging out with them than I ever could from any book, and I can get more out of it.”

Big Kennedy told me I must go to work.

Big Kennedy told me I have to get a job.

“You've got to work, d'ye see,” said he, “if it's only to have an excuse for livin'.”

“You’ve got to work, you know,” he said, “even if it’s just to have a reason to live.”

Then he asked me what I could do. On making nothing clear by my replies—for I knew of nothing—he descended to particulars.

Then he asked me what I could do. Since my answers didn't clarify anything—because I didn't know anything—he got more specific.

“What do you know of horses? Can you drive one?”

“What do you know about horses? Can you handle one?”

My eye brightened; I might be trusted to handle a horse.

My eyes lit up; I could be trusted to handle a horse.

“An' I'll gamble you know your way about the East Side,” said he confidently; “I'll answer for that.” Then getting up he started for the door, for no grass grew between decision and action with Big Kennedy. “Come with me,” he said.

“Bet you know your way around the East Side,” he said confidently; “I’ll vouch for that.” Then he got up and headed for the door, because Big Kennedy didn’t waste time between making a decision and acting on it. “Come with me,” he said.

We had made no mighty journey when we stopped before a grocery. It was a two-store front, and of a prosperous look, with a wealth of vegetables and fruits in crates, and baskets, and barrels, covering half the sidewalk. The proprietor was a rubicund German, who bustled forth at sight of my companion.

We hadn't traveled far when we stopped in front of a grocery store. It was a two-storefront building, looking quite prosperous, with plenty of vegetables and fruits in crates, baskets, and barrels, taking up half the sidewalk. The owner was a rosy-cheeked German man who hurried out as soon as he saw my companion.

“How is Mr. Kennedy?” This with exuberance. “It makes me prout that you pay me a wisit.”

“How is Mr. Kennedy?” This with excitement. “It makes me proud that you came to visit.”

“Yes?” said the other dryly. Then, going directly to the point: “Here's a boy I've brought you, Nick. Let him drive one of your wagons. Give him six dollars a week.”

“Yes?” said the other dryly. Then, getting straight to the point: “Here's a boy I've brought for you, Nick. Let him drive one of your wagons. Pay him six dollars a week.”

“But, Mr. Kennedy,” replied the grocer dubiously, looking me over with the tail of his eye, “I haf yet no wacancy. My wagons is all full.”

“But, Mr. Kennedy,” replied the grocer skeptically, glancing at me out of the corner of his eye, “I don’t have any openings right now. My wagons are all full.”

“I'm goin' to get him new duds,” said Big Kennedy, “if that's what you're thinkin' about.”

“I'm going to get him new clothes,” said Big Kennedy, “if that's what you're thinking about.”

Still, the grocer, though not without some show of respectful alarm, insisted on a first position.

Still, the grocer, although he looked a bit respectfully worried, insisted on being first in line.

“If he was so well dressed even as you, Mr. Kennedy, yet I haf no wacancy,” said he.

“If he was dressed as well as you are, Mr. Kennedy, I still don’t have any openings,” he said.

“Then make one,” responded Big Kennedy coolly. “Dismiss one of the boys you have, d'ye see? At least two who work for you don't belong in my ward.” As the other continued doubtful Big Kennedy became sharp. “Come, come, come!” he cried in a manner peremptory rather than fierce; “I can't wait all day. Don't you feed your horses in the street? Don't you obstruct the sidewalks with your stuff? Don't you sell liquor in your rear room without a license? Don't you violate a dozen ordinances? Don't the police stand it an' pass you up? An' yet you hold me here fiddlin' and foolin' away time!”

“Then make one,” Big Kennedy replied nonchalantly. “Fire one of the guys you have, you know? At least two of your workers don’t belong in my ward.” As the other continued to hesitate, Big Kennedy got sharp. “Come on, come on, come on!” he said in a commanding tone rather than angry; “I can’t wait all day. Don’t you feed your horses in the street? Don’t you block the sidewalks with your stuff? Don’t you sell liquor in your back room without a license? Don’t you break a bunch of rules? Don’t the police let it slide and ignore you? And yet you keep me here wasting time!”

“Yes, yes, Mr. Kennedy,” cried the grocer, who from the first had sought to stem the torrent of the other's eloquence, “I was only try in' to think up w'ich horse I will let him drive alreatty. That's honest! sure as my name is Nick Fogel!”

“Yeah, yeah, Mr. Kennedy,” shouted the grocer, who had been trying to cut off the other person's flow of words from the beginning, “I was just trying to figure out which horse I’m gonna let him drive already. That’s the truth! I swear on my name, Nick Fogel!”

Clothed in what was to me the splendors of a king, being indeed a full new suit bought with Big Kennedy's money, I began rattling about the streets with a delivery wagon the very next day. As well as I could, I tried to tell my thanks for the clothes.

Clothed in what I saw as the splendor of a king, which was actually a brand new suit bought with Big Kennedy's money, I started cruising around the streets with a delivery wagon the very next day. I did my best to express my gratitude for the clothes.

“That's all right,” said Big Kennedy. “I owe you that much for havin' you chucked into a cell.”

“That's okay,” said Big Kennedy. “I owe you that much for getting you thrown into a cell.”

While Grocer Fogel might have been a trifle slow in hiring me, once I was engaged he proved amiable enough. I did my work well too, missing few of the customers and losing none of the baskets and sacks. Grocer Fogel was free with his praise and conceded my value. Still, since he instantly built a platform in the street on the strength of my being employed, and so violated a new and further ordinance upon which he for long had had an eye, I have sometimes thought that in forming his opinion of my worth he included this misdemeanor in his calculations. However, I worked with my worthy German four years; laying down the reins of that delivery wagon of my own will at the age of nineteen.

While Grocer Fogel might have taken a bit of time to hire me, once I was on board, he was friendly enough. I did my job well too, rarely missing customers and never losing baskets or sacks. Grocer Fogel was generous with his praise and recognized my value. Still, since he quickly set up a platform in the street just because I was employed, he broke a new ordinance that he had been eyeing for a while. I've sometimes wondered if he factored this mistake into his assessment of my worth. Nonetheless, I worked with my respected German boss for four years, willingly giving up the reins of that delivery wagon when I turned nineteen.

Nor was I without a profit in this trade of delivering potatoes and cabbages and kindred grocery forage. It broadened the frontiers of my acquaintance, and made known to me many of a solvent middle class, and of rather a higher respectability than I might otherwise have met. It served to clean up my manners, if nothing more, and before I was done, that acquaintance became with me an asset of politics.

I also gained from the business of delivering potatoes, cabbages, and other groceries. It expanded my social circle and introduced me to many financially stable people who were more respectable than I might have met otherwise. This experience polished my manners, if nothing else, and by the end, those connections became valuable for my political pursuits.

While I drove wagon for Grocer Fogel, my work of the day was over with six o'clock. I had nothing to do with the care of the horses; I threw the reins to a stable hand when at evening I went to the barn, and left for my home without pausing to see the animals out of the straps or their noses into the corn. Now, had I been formed with a genius for it, I might have put in a deal of time at study. But nothing could have been more distant from my taste or habit; neither then nor later did I engage myself in any traffic with books, and throughout my life never opened a half-dozen.

While I drove the wagon for Grocer Fogel, my workday ended at six o'clock. I didn't bother with taking care of the horses; I handed the reins to a stable hand when I went to the barn in the evening and left for home without stopping to see the animals out of their harness or their noses in the corn. Now, if I had a talent for it, I could have spent a lot of time studying. But nothing could have been less appealing to me; neither then nor later did I get involved with books, and throughout my life, I never opened more than half a dozen.

Still, considering those plans I had laid down for myself, and that future of politics to which my ambition began to consider, I cannot say I threw away my leisure. If my nose were not between the pages of a book, my hands were within a pair of boxing gloves, and I, engaged against this or that opponent, was leading or guarding, hitting or stopping, rushing or getting away, and fitting to an utmost hand and foot and eye and muscle for the task of beating a foeman black and blue should the accidents or duties of life place one before me.

Still, thinking about the plans I had made for myself and the political future I was starting to envision, I can't say I wasted my free time. If I wasn't lost in a book, I was in a pair of boxing gloves, facing off against various opponents. I was either moving forward or defending myself, landing punches or blocking hits, charging in or dodging, fully training my hands, feet, eyes, and muscles for the task of beating an opponent black and blue if life’s circumstances ever put one in front of me.

And I prospered with my boxing. I think I owned much native stomach for the business, since in my sullen fashion I was as near the touch of true happiness when in the midst of a mill as ever I hope to stand. My heart, and with that word I mean courage, was of fighting sort. While I was exceedingly cautious, my caution was based on courage. Men of this stamp stay until the last and either conquer or fall. There be ones who have courage, but their construction is the other way about. Their courage is based on caution; such if hard bested run away. Should you seek the man who will stand to the work of battle to the dour end, pick him whose caution, coming first in the procession of his nature, is followed by his courage, rather than that one whose caution follows his courage to tap it on the shoulder, preach to it of peril, and counsel flight.

And I thrived in boxing. I believe I had a natural toughness for the sport because, in my moody way, I felt closest to true happiness when I was in the ring. My heart, which I mean as courage, was definitely the fighting type. While I was very careful, my caution stemmed from my bravery. Men like this stick around until the end and either win or lose. There are those who have bravery, but their nature is the opposite. Their courage is based on being cautious; if they face tough times, they run away. If you want to find the person who will fight through to the bitter end, choose the one whose caution leads his nature, followed by his courage, instead of the one whose courage leads and then checks in with caution to warn about danger and suggest retreat.

You are not to assume that I went about these boxing gymnastics because of any savageries or blood-hunger dominant in my breast, or was moved solely of that instinct by which the game-cock fights. I went to my fist-studies as the result of thought and calculation. In my slow way I had noted how those henchmen of the inner circle who surrounded Big Kennedy—those who were near to him, and upon whom he most relied, were wholly valued by him for the two matters of force of fist and that fidelity which asks no question. Even a thicker intellect than mine would have seen that to succeed as I proposed, I must be the gladiator. Wherefore, I boxed and wrestled and perfected my muscles; also as corollary I avoided drink and tobacco as I would two poisons.

You shouldn't think that I took up boxing because of any brutality or bloodlust inside me, or that I was driven solely by that instinct that makes a gamecock fight. I started my training after careful thought and planning. I noticed that the tough guys in Big Kennedy's inner circle—those he relied on the most—were valued by him for their strength and unwavering loyalty. Anyone with a mind would see that if I wanted to succeed as I intended, I had to be a fighter. So, I trained in boxing and wrestling and built up my strength; I also stayed away from alcohol and tobacco like they were poison.

And Big Kennedy, who had a little of his eye on me most of the time, was so good as to approve. He applauded my refusal of alcohol and tobacco. And he indorsed my determination to be a boxer.

And Big Kennedy, who watched me closely most of the time, kindly approved. He praised my decision to avoid alcohol and tobacco. And he supported my ambition to be a boxer.

“A man who can take care of himself with his hands,” said he, “an' who never lets whisky fool him or steal his head, can go far in this game of politics. An' it's a pretty good game at that, is politics, and can be brought to pay like a bank.”

“A man who can handle himself and knows how to work with his hands,” he said, “and who never lets whiskey trick him or cloud his judgment, can go far in this political game. And it’s actually a pretty good game, politics, and it can pay off like a bank.”

It chanced that I met with an adventure which added to my celebration in a way I could have wished. I was set upon by a drunken fellow—a stranger. He was an invader, bent upon mischief and came from an adjacent and a rival ward. I had offered no provocation; why he selected me to be his victim and whether it were accident or design I cannot say. Possibly I was pointed out to this drinking Hotspur as one from whose conquest honor would flow; perhaps some enemy of the pattern of Sheeny Joe had set him to it. All I know is that without challenge given, or the least offer of warning, the creature bore down upon me, whirling his fists like flails.

It just so happened that I encountered an adventure that added to my celebration in a way I couldn't have hoped for. I was attacked by a drunken guy—a stranger. He was an intruder, intent on causing trouble and came from a neighboring and rival area. I hadn't provoked him; I can't say why he chose me to be his target or whether it was by chance or intention. Maybe someone pointed me out to this boozy troublemaker as a prize worth taking; perhaps one of Sheeny Joe's enemies set him on me. All I know is that without any challenge or warning, the guy came at me, swinging his fists wildly.

“You're the party I'm lookin' for!” was all he said.

“You're the party I'm looking for!” was all he said.

In the mix-up to follow, and which I had neither time to consider nor avoid, the visitor from that other ward was fully and indubitably beaten. This was so evident that he himself admitted it when at the finish of hostilities certain Samaritans gave him strong drink as a restorative. It developed also that my assailant, in a shadowy subdued way, was a kind of prizefighter, and by his own tribe deemed invincible. My victory, therefore, made a noise in immediate circles; and I should say it saved me from a deal of trouble and later strife, since it served to place me in a class above the common. There came few so drunk or so bold as to ask for trouble with me, and I found that this casual battle—safe, too, because my prizefighter was too drunk to be dangerous—had brought me a wealth of peace.

In the chaos that followed, which I didn’t have time to think about or avoid, the visitor from that other ward was completely and definitely defeated. It was so obvious that he admitted it himself when, at the end of the conflict, some kind-hearted people offered him a strong drink to help him recover. It also turned out that my attacker, in a somewhat subdued way, was like a prizefighter and was considered unbeatable by his own people. My win, therefore, created quite a stir in my immediate circle; and I’d say it saved me from a lot of trouble and future conflict since it helped place me above the average. There were few people so drunk or so daring as to seek trouble with me, and I realized that this random fight—safe since my opponent was too drunk to be a real threat—had brought me a lot of peace.

There dawned a day when Big Kennedy gave me a decisive mark of his esteem. He presented me to his father. The elder Kennedy, white-haired and furrowed of age, was known as “Old Mike.” He was a personage of gravity and power, since his was the only voice in that region to which Big Kennedy would yield. Wherefore to be of “Old Mike's” acquaintance shone in one's favor like a title of knighthood.

There came a day when Big Kennedy showed me how much he valued me. He introduced me to his father. The older Kennedy, with white hair and deep lines from age, was referred to as “Old Mike.” He was a figure of seriousness and influence, as he was the only person in that area whose opinion Big Kennedy would listen to. So, knowing “Old Mike” was seen as a mark of honor, much like having a knightly title.

Big Kennedy's presentation speech, when he led me before his father, was characteristic and peculiar. Old Mike was in the shadow of his front porch, while three or four oldsters of the neighborhood, like a council or a little court about a monarch, and all smoking short clay pipes, were sitting about him.

Big Kennedy's introduction, when he brought me in front of his dad, was typical and unique. Old Mike was in the shade of his front porch, while three or four local elders, like a council or a small court around a king, were sitting around him, all smoking short clay pipes.

“Here's a pup,” cried Big Kennedy, with his hand on my shoulder, “I want you to look over. He's a great pup and ought to make a great dog.”

“Here’s a puppy,” shouted Big Kennedy, putting his hand on my shoulder, “I want you to check him out. He’s a great puppy and should grow into an amazing dog.”

Old Mike glanced at me out of his twinkling gray eyes. After a moment he said, addressing me:

Old Mike looked at me with his sparkling gray eyes. After a moment, he said, talking to me:

“Come ag'in.”

"Come again."

That was all I had from Old Mike that journey.

That was everything I heard from Old Mike on that trip.

Big Kennedy it should be said was a model for all sons. He kept his father in ease and comfort in a house of his own. He was prone to have Old Mike's advice, particularly if what he proposed were a step novel or one dangerous in its policy, and he never went to anything in the face of Old Mike's word. It wasn't deference, it was faith; Big Kennedy believed in the wisdom of Old Mike and relied upon it with a confidence that was implicit. I shall have more to tell of Old Mike as my story unrolls to the eye. If Big Kennedy were my example, Old Mike should be called my mentor. Taking the cue from Big Kennedy, I came to own for Old Mike that veneration which the youths of Ancient Greece felt for their oracles, and as utterly accepted either his argument or conclusion. It stood no wonder that I was impressed and played upon by this honor of an introduction to Old Mike. To bring you before Old Mike and name you for his consideration was the extremest proof of Big Kennedy's regard. As I've said, it glittered on one like the chain and spurs of knighthood, and the fact of it gave me a pedestal among my fellows.

Big Kennedy was a role model for all sons. He kept his father comfortable in his own home. He often sought Old Mike's advice, especially when he was considering something new or risky in its approach, and he never made a move without Old Mike's input. It wasn’t just respect; it was trust. Big Kennedy believed in Old Mike’s wisdom and relied on it with complete confidence. I’ll have more to share about Old Mike as my story unfolds. If Big Kennedy was my example, then Old Mike was my mentor. Following Big Kennedy’s lead, I developed a deep respect for Old Mike, similar to how young people in Ancient Greece revered their oracles, fully accepting his arguments and conclusions. It’s no surprise that I was taken by the honor of being introduced to Old Mike. Being brought before Old Mike and recommended for his attention was the highest proof of Big Kennedy's esteem. As I mentioned, it shone like the symbols of knighthood, and that fact elevated my status among my peers.

After my bout with that erring one who came out of his own ward to sup grief at my hands, there began to collect about me a coterie of halfway bruisers. This circle—and our enemies were quick to bestow upon it the epithet of “gang”—never had formal organization. And while the members were of the rougher sort, and each a man of his hands, the argument of its coming together was not so much aggression as protection.

After my encounter with that misguided individual who left his own territory to face the consequences of his actions against me, a group of semi-tough fighters started to gather around me. This group—and our rivals were quick to label it as a “gang”—never had any formal structure. Although the members were from the rougher side of society and each one knew how to hold his own, the reason for our formation was not so much for aggression as it was for protection.

The town forty years ago was not a theater of peace and lambs'-wool safety. One's hand must keep one's head, and a stout arm, backed by a stout heart, traveled far. To leave one's own ward, or even the neighborhood where one lived, was to invite attack. In an alien ward, one would be set upon and beaten to rags before one traveled a mile. If one of the enemy were not equal to the business, others would lend a hand. Whether it required one or two or three or twenty, the interloper was fated to heir a drubbing. If his bones were not broken, he was looked upon as fortunate, while those who had undertaken to correct his wanderings went despised as bunglers who had slighted a task.

The town forty years ago was not a safe haven filled with peace. You had to stay alert and be ready to defend yourself, and a strong arm backed by courage could take you a long way. Leaving your own neighborhood, or even your own area, was like asking for trouble. In a strange part of town, you could get jumped and beaten up before you could even walk a mile. If one attacker wasn’t enough, others would join in. Whether it took one, two, three, or twenty people, anyone who wandered into their territory was destined to get a beating. If you didn’t end up with any broken bones, you were considered lucky, while those who tried to teach you a lesson were looked down on as failures who didn’t handle their job well.

Now and then a war-party would make a sortie from their own region to break windows and heads in the country of an enemy. Such hands often descended upon the domain of Big Kennedy, and it was a notion of defense against these Goths which brought the militant spirits I have mentioned to my shoulder. It was we who must meet them, when they would make desolate our territory. The police were of no use; they either walked the other way in a spirit of cautious neutrality, or were driven into hiding with a shower of stones.

Now and then, a group would come out from their area to break windows and attack people in enemy territory. These raids often targeted Big Kennedy's land, and it was the need to defend against these attackers that brought the fighters I mentioned to my side. It was our job to confront them when they tried to destroy our home. The police were useless; they either turned a blind eye out of cautious neutrality or ran away when pelted with stones.

By the common tongue, this coterie to collect at my back was named the “Tin Whistle Gang.” Each member carried a whistle as part of his pocket furniture. These were made of uniform pattern, and the same keen note, like the screech of a hawk, was common to all.

By the common name, this group gathering behind me was called the “Tin Whistle Gang.” Every member had a whistle as part of their pocket essentials. They all followed the same design, and the sharp note, like the screech of a hawk, was shared by everyone.

The screaming fife-like song would bring out the Tin Whistles as hotly bent for action as a colony of wasps. In those days, when might was right, the sound of these whistles was a storm signal. Quiet people shut their doors and drew their bolts, while apothecaries made ready to sell lint and plasters.

The loud, fife-like tune would make the Tin Whistles just as eager for action as a swarm of wasps. Back then, when power ruled, the sound of these whistles was a warning. Silent folks would close their doors and lock them up, while pharmacists prepared to sell bandages and ointments.

It is required that I speak of the Tin Whistles in this place. I was now for the first time to be called into political activity by Big Kennedy. I was eighteen, and of a sober, steady, confident cast, and trustworthy in a wordless way. Because I was sober of face and one not given to talk or to laughter, men looked on me as five years better than my age; I think these characteristics even imposed on Big Kennedy himself, for he dealt with me as though I were a man full grown.

I need to talk about the Tin Whistles here. For the first time, Big Kennedy was bringing me into political action. I was eighteen, serious, steady, confident, and reliable in a quiet way. Because I had a serious expression and didn't talk or laugh much, people considered me five years older than I actually was; I think these traits even influenced Big Kennedy, as he treated me like I was a fully grown man.

It was in the height of a campaign. Two days before the balloting, Big Kennedy sent for me. There was a room to the rear of his bar. This room was a holy of holies; no one entered there who was not established in the confidence of Big Kennedy. It was a greater distinction even than the acquaintance of Old Mike. Knowing these things, my brow flushed when Big Kennedy led me into this sanctum of his policies.

It was during a major campaign. Two days before the voting, Big Kennedy called for me. There was a room at the back of his bar. This room was a sacred space; no one entered who wasn’t trusted by Big Kennedy. It was an even bigger honor than being acquainted with Old Mike. Knowing this, I felt my face go red when Big Kennedy took me into his private space for his strategies.

“Now, if I didn't trust you,” said Big Kennedy, looking me hard in the eye, “if I didn't trust you, you'd be t'other side of that door.” I said nothing; I had found that silence pleased Big Kennedy, and I learned early to keep my tongue between my teeth. Big Kennedy went on: “On election day the polls will close at six o'clock. Half an hour before they close, take that Bible Class of yours, the Tin Whistles, and drive every one of the opposition workers an' ticket peddlers away from the polling place. You'll know them by their badges. I don't want anyone hurt mor'n you have to. The less blood, the better. Blood's news; it gets into the papers. Now remember: half an hour before six, blow your whistle an' sail in. When you've got the other fellows on the run, keep'em goin'. And don't let'em come back, d'ye see.”

“Now, if I didn't trust you,” Big Kennedy said, staring me straight in the eye, “if I didn’t trust you, you’d be on the other side of that door.” I didn’t say anything; I had noticed that silence made Big Kennedy happy, and I learned early on to hold my tongue. Big Kennedy continued: “On election day, the polls close at six o'clock. Half an hour before they close, take your Bible Class, the Tin Whistles, and drive all the opposition workers and ticket sellers away from the polling place. You’ll recognize them by their badges. I don’t want anyone getting hurt more than necessary. The less blood, the better. Blood makes news; it’ll end up in the papers. Now remember: half an hour before six, blow your whistle and go in. Once you’ve got the others on the run, keep them going. And don’t let them come back, understand?”










CHAPTER V—THE BATTLE OF THE BALLOTS

BIG KENNEDY'S commands concerning the Tin Whistles taught me that lurking somewhere in the election situation he smelled peril to himself. Commonly, while his methods might be a wide shot to the left of the lawful, they were never violent. He must feel himself hard pressed to call for fist and club. He lived at present cross-purposes with sundry high spirits of the general organization; perhaps a word was abroad for his disaster and he had heard some sigh of it. This would be nothing wonderful; coarse as he seemed fibered, Big Kennedy had spun his web throughout the ward as close-meshed as any spider, and any fluttering proof of treason was certain to be caught in it.

BIG KENNEDY'S orders about the Tin Whistles made me realize that he sensed danger for himself in the election situation. Generally, while his tactics might skirt the edges of legality, they were never aggressive. He must really be feeling the pressure to resort to fists and weapons. He was currently at odds with several key figures in the organization; perhaps some gossip about his downfall was circulating, and he had caught wind of it. This wouldn’t be surprising; despite his rough demeanor, Big Kennedy had woven his influence throughout the ward as intricately as any spider, and any hint of betrayal was bound to be ensnared in his web.

The election, while the office at local bay came to be no weightier than that of Alderman, was of moment to Big Kennedy. Defeat would mean his eclipse, and might even spell his death of politics. To lose the Alderman was to let fall the reins of ward direction. The Alderman and his turtle-devouring fellows cracked the whip over the police whom they appointed or dismissed, and the police were a ballot-engine not to be resisted. He who held the Alderman, held the police; and he who had the police, carried victory between his hands.

The election, even though the local office was as insignificant as that of Alderman, was important to Big Kennedy. Losing would mean his downfall and could even end his political career. To lose the Alderman position was to lose control over the ward. The Alderman and his cronies had power over the police they hired or fired, and the police were an unstoppable force in the voting process. Whoever controlled the Alderman had control of the police, and whoever had the police was guaranteed to win.

Doubtless it was some inner-circle treachery which Big Kennedy apprehended. The regular opposition, while numerous and carrying on its muster rolls the best respectability of the ward, lacked of that organization which was the ridgepole of Big Kennedy's supremacies. It straggled, and was mob-like in its movements; and while, as I've written, it showed strong in numbers, it was no more to be collected or fashioned into any telling force for political effort than a flock of grazing sheep. If there were to come nothing before him more formidable than the regular opposition, Big Kennedy would go over it like a train of cars and ask no aid of shoulder-hitters. Such innocent ones might stand three deep about a ballot-box, and yet Big Kennedy would take from it what count of votes he chose and they be none the wiser. It would come to no more than cheating a child at cards.

It was definitely some betrayal from his inner circle that Big Kennedy was sensing. The regular opposition, although numerous and boasting the best reputation in the ward, lacked the organization that was the cornerstone of Big Kennedy's power. It was disorganized and moved like a mob; and while, as I've mentioned, it had strong numbers, it was no more capable of being gathered or shaped into a significant force for political action than a flock of grazing sheep. If nothing more challenging than the regular opposition came before him, Big Kennedy would steamroll right over it, needing no help from anyone. Those naive individuals might crowd around a ballot box, but Big Kennedy would take whatever votes he wanted without them even knowing. It was like cheating a child at cards.

The open opposition to Big Kennedy was made up of divers misfit elements. At its head, as a sort of captain by courtesy, flourished that reputable peppery old gentleman who aforetime took my part against Sheeny Joe. A bit in love with his own eloquence, and eager for a forum wherein to exercise it, the reputable old gentleman had named himself for Alderman against Big Kennedy's candidate. As a campaign scheme of vote-getting—for he believed he had but to be heard to convince a listener—the reputable old gentleman engaged himself upon what he termed a house-to-house canvass.

The open opposition to Big Kennedy consisted of various misfit groups. At the forefront, as a sort of unofficial leader, was that respectable, hot-tempered old man who once stood up for me against Sheeny Joe. A bit in love with his own words and eager to find a platform to express them, the respected old man had put himself forward as a candidate for Alderman against Big Kennedy's choice. Believing that all he needed to do was speak to convince people, he took it upon himself to conduct what he called a door-to-door campaign.

It was the evening of that day whereon Big Kennedy gave me those orders touching the Tin Whistles when the reputable old gentleman paid a visit to Old Mike, that Nestor being as usual on his porch and comforting himself with a pipe. I chanced to be present at the conversation, although I had no word therein; I was much at Old Mike's knee during those callow days, having an appetite for his counsel.

It was the evening of the day when Big Kennedy gave me those orders about the Tin Whistles, and the respectable old gentleman came to see Old Mike, who was as usual relaxing on his porch and enjoying a pipe. I happened to be there for the conversation, even though I didn't say anything; I spent a lot of time at Old Mike's side during those formative days, eager for his advice.

“Good-evening, sir,” said the reputable old gentleman, taking a chair which Old Mike's politeness provided, “good-evening, sir. My name is Morton—Mr. Morton of the Morton Bank. I live in Lafayette Place. Incidentally, I am a candidate for the office of Alderman, and I thought I'd take the freedom of a neighbor and a taxpayer and talk with you on that topic of general interest.”

“Good evening, sir,” said the respected old gentleman, taking a chair that Old Mike had kindly offered. “Good evening, sir. My name is Morton—Mr. Morton from the Morton Bank. I live in Lafayette Place. By the way, I’m running for the position of Alderman, and I thought I’d take the liberty as a neighbor and taxpayer to discuss that topic of general interest with you.”

“Why then,” returned Old Mike, with a cynical grin, “I'm th' daddy of Big Jawn Kennedy, an' for ye to talk to me would be loike throwin' away your toime.”

“Why then,” replied Old Mike, with a sarcastic grin, “I’m the father of Big Jawn Kennedy, and talking to me would be like wasting your time.”

The reputable old gentleman was set aback by the news. Next he took heart of grace.

The respected old man was taken aback by the news. Then he gathered his courage.

“For,” he said, turning upon Old Alike a pleasant eye, although just a dash of the patronizing showed in the curve of his brow, “if I should be so fortunate as to explain to you your whole duty of politics, it might influence your son. Your son, I understand, listens greatly to your word.”

“For,” he said, turning to Old Alike with a friendly gaze, though a hint of condescension appeared on his brow, “if I were lucky enough to explain your entire political duty to you, it might affect your son. I hear your son really values your opinion.”

“He would be a ba-ad son who didn't moind his own father,” returned Old Mike. “As to me jooty av politics—it's th' same as every other man's. It's the jooty av lookin' out for meself.”

“He would be a bad son who didn't mind his own father,” replied Old Mike. “As for my duty in politics—it's the same as every other man's. It's about looking out for myself.”

This open-air selfishness as declared by Old Mike rather served to shock the reputable old gentleman.

This open-air selfishness that Old Mike expressed really shocked the respectable old gentleman.

“And in politics do you think first of yourself?” he asked.

“And in politics, do you think about yourself first?” he asked.

“Not only first, but lasht,” replied Old Mike. “An' so do you; an' so does every man.”

“Not only first, but last,” replied Old Mike. “And so do you; and so does every man.”

“I cannot understand the narrowness of your view,” retorted the reputable old gentleman, somewhat austere and distant. “You are a respectable man; you call yourself a good citizen?”

“I can’t grasp the limited perspective you have,” replied the esteemed older gentleman, somewhat stern and detached. “You’re a respectable person; you refer to yourself as a good citizen?”

“Why,” responded Old Mike, for the other's remark concluded with a rising inflection like a question, “I get along with th' p'lice; an' I get along with th' priests—what more should a man say!”

“Why,” replied Old Mike, since the other person's comment ended with a rising tone like a question, “I get along with the police; and I get along with the priests—what more should a man say!”

“Are you a taxpayer?”

“Are you paying taxes?”

“I have th' house,” responded Old Mike, with a smile.

“I have the house,” responded Old Mike, smiling.

The reputable old gentleman considered the other dubiously. Evidently he didn't regard Old Mike's one-story cottage as all that might be desired in the way of credentials. Still he pushed on.

The respected old man looked at the other person with doubt. Clearly, he didn't see Old Mike's single-story cottage as a great endorsement. Still, he continued on.

“Have you given much attention to political economy?” This with an erudite cough. “Have you made politics a study?”

“Have you paid much attention to political economy?” This was said with a knowledgeable cough. “Have you made a study of politics?”

“From me cradle,” returned Old Mike. “Every Irishman does. I knew so much about politics before I was twinty-one, th' British Government would have transhported me av I'd stayed in Dublin.”

“Since I was a kid,” replied Old Mike. “Every Irishman does. I knew so much about politics before I turned twenty-one, the British Government would have sent me away if I had stayed in Dublin.”

“I should think,” said the reputable old gentleman, with a look of one who had found something to stand on, “that if you ran from tyranny in Ireland, you would refuse here to submit to the tyranny of Tammany Hall. If you couldn't abide a Queen, how can you now put up with a Boss?”

“I would think,” said the respected old man, with a look of someone who had found their footing, “that if you escaped tyranny in Ireland, you would refuse to submit to the tyranny of Tammany Hall here. If you couldn't stand a Queen, how can you now tolerate a Boss?”

“I didn't run from th' Queen, I ran from th' laws,” said Old Mike. “As for the Boss—everything that succeeds has a Boss. The President's a boss; the Pope's a boss; Stewart's a boss in his store down in City Hall Park. That's right; everything that succeeds has a boss. Nothing is strong enough to stand the mishtakes av more than one man. Ireland would have been free th' long cinturies ago if she'd only had a boss.”

“I didn't run away from the Queen, I ran away from the laws,” said Old Mike. “And as for the Boss—everything that succeeds has a Boss. The President is a boss; the Pope is a boss; Stewart is a boss in his store down in City Hall Park. That's right; everything that succeeds has a boss. Nothing is strong enough to handle the mistakes of more than one person. Ireland would have been free centuries ago if it had just had a boss.”

“But do you call it good citizenship,” demanded the reputable old gentleman, not a trifle nettled by Old Mike's hard-shell philosophy of state; “do you call it good citizenship to take your orders from a boss? You are loyal to Tammany before you are loyal to the City?”

“But do you really think that’s good citizenship?” asked the respected old gentleman, a bit irritated by Old Mike's unwavering views on government. “Is it good citizenship to take orders from a boss? Are you more loyal to Tammany than to the City?”

“Shure!” returned Old Mike, puffing the puffs of him who is undisturbed. “Do ye ever pick up a hand in a game av ca-ards?” The reputable old gentleman seemed properly disgusted. “There you be then! City Government is but a game; so's all government, Shure, it's as if you an' me were playin' a game av ca-ards, this politics; your party is your hand, an' Tammany is my hand. In a game of ca-ards, which are ye loyal to, is it your hand or the game? Man, it's your hand av coorse! By the same token! I am loyal to Tammany Hall.”

“Sure!” replied Old Mike, puffing like someone who's completely unfazed. “Do you ever play cards?” The respectable old gentleman looked genuinely disgusted. “There you have it! City government is just a game; all government is, really. It’s like you and I were playing cards; your party is your hand, and Tammany is my hand. In a card game, what are you loyal to, your hand or the game? Man, it’s obviously your hand! Similarly, I’m loyal to Tammany Hall.”

That closed the discussion; the reputable old gentleman went his way, and one might tell by his face that the question to assail him was whether he had been in a verbal encounter with a Bedlamite or an Anarchist. He did not recognize me, nor was I sorry. I liked the reputable old gentleman because of that other day, and would not have had him discover me in what he so plainly felt to be dangerous company.

That ended the conversation; the respectable old man went on his way, and you could tell by his expression that he was wondering whether he’d just had a verbal clash with a crazy person or an anarchist. He didn’t recognize me, and I wasn’t upset about it. I liked the respectable old man because of what happened that other day, and I wouldn’t have wanted him to see me in what he obviously considered to be bad company.

“He's a mighty ignorant man,” said Old Mike, pointing after the reputable old gentleman with the stem of his pipe. “What this country has mosht to fear is th' ignorance av th' rich.”

“He's a really ignorant guy,” said Old Mike, pointing after the respectable old gentleman with the stem of his pipe. “What this country has the most to fear is the ignorance of the wealthy.”

It stood perhaps ten of the clock on the morning of election day when, on word sent me, I waited on Big Kennedy in his barroom. When he had drawn me into his sanctum at the rear, he, as was his custom, came pointedly to the purpose.

It was about ten o'clock in the morning on election day when I got a message to meet Big Kennedy in his barroom. Once he brought me into his office at the back, he got straight to the point, as he usually did.

“There's a fight bein' made on me,” he said. “They've put out a lot of money on the quiet among my own people, an' think to sneak th' play on me.” While Big Kennedy talked, his eyes never left mine, and I could feel he was searching me for any flickering sign that the enemy had been tampering with my fealty. I stared back at him like a statue. “An',” went on Big Kennedy, “not to put a feather-edge on it, I thought I'd run you over, an' see if they'd been fixin' you. I guess you're all right; you look on the level.” Then swinging abruptly to the business of the day; “Have you got your gang ready?”

“There's a plot against me,” he said. “They’ve quietly put a lot of money among my own people and think they can pull a fast one on me.” While Big Kennedy spoke, his eyes never left mine, and I could feel him searching for any hint that the enemy had been messing with my loyalty. I stared back at him like a statue. “And,” Big Kennedy continued, “not to sugarcoat it, I thought I’d check in on you to see if they’ve been influencing you. You seem all right; you look trustworthy.” Then, shifting abruptly to the task at hand, he asked, “Have you got your crew ready?”

“Yes,” I nodded.

“Yes,” I replied.

“Remember my orders. Five-thirty is the time. Go for the blokes with badges—th' ticket peddlers. An' mind! don't pound'em, chase'em. Unless they stop to slug with you, don't put a hand on'em.”

“Remember my instructions. Five-thirty is the scheduled time. Go for the guys with badges—the ticket sellers. And pay attention! Don’t beat them up, just chase them. Unless they stop to fight you, don’t lay a hand on them.”

Being thus re-instructed and about to depart, I made bold to ask Big Kennedy if there were any danger of his man's defeat. He shook his head.

Being re-instructed and preparing to leave, I took the chance to ask Big Kennedy if there was any risk of his guy losing. He shook his head.

“Not a glimmer,” he replied. “But we've got to keep movin'. They've put out stacks of money. They've settled it to help elect the opposition candidate—this old gent, Morton. They don't care to win; they're only out to make me lose. If they could take the Alderman an' the police away from me, they would go in next trip an' kill me too dead to skin. But it's no go; they can't make th' dock. They've put in their money; but I'll show'em a trick that beats money to a standstill.”

“Not a chance,” he said. “But we have to keep moving. They’ve thrown a ton of cash at this. They’re trying to help get the opposition candidate—this old guy, Morton—elected. They don’t actually care about winning; they just want to make sure I lose. If they could take away the Alderman and the police from me, they’d come back next time and finish me off for good. But that’s not happening; they can’t make it to the dock. They’ve invested their money, but I’ll show them a trick that beats money every time.”

It was as I had surmised; Big Kennedy feared treachery and the underhand support of the enemy by men whom he called his friends. For myself, I would stand by him. Beg Kennedy was the only captain I knew.

It was just as I had guessed; Big Kennedy was worried about betrayal and the sneaky support of the enemy from people he called his friends. As for me, I would stick by him. Big Kennedy was the only captain I knew.

To the commands of Big Kennedy, and their execution, I turned with as ready a heart as ever sent duck to drink. No impulse to disobey or desert so much as crossed my slope of thought. Tammany Hall has ever been military in its spirit. Big Kennedy was my superior officer, I but a subaltern; it was my province to accept his commands and carry them forward without argument or pause.

To the orders of Big Kennedy, and their execution, I responded with as eager a spirit as ever sent a duck to drink. Not a single thought of disobedience or desertion crossed my mind. Tammany Hall has always had a military vibe. Big Kennedy was my superior, and I was just a junior; it was my duty to accept his orders and carry them out without question or delay.

In full and proper season, I had my Tin Whistles in hand. I did not march them to the polling place in a body, since I was not one to obstreperously vaunt or flaunt an enterprise in advance. Also, I was too much the instinctive soldier to disclose either my force or my purpose, and I knew the value of surprise.

In the right season, I had my Tin Whistles ready. I didn't take them to the polling place all together, as I wasn't one to loudly brag or show off a plan beforehand. Also, I was too much of an instinctive soldier to reveal either my strength or my intentions, and I understood the power of surprise.

There were a round twenty of my Tin Whistles, each a shoulder-hitter and warm to shine in the graces of Big Kennedy. I might have recruited a double strength, but there was no need. I had counted the foe; the poll-tenders of the opposition numbered but ten; my twenty, and each a berserk of his fists, ought to scatter them like a flock of sparrows. My instructions given to my fellows were precisely Big Kennedy's orders as given to me; no blows, no blood unless made necessary by resistance.

There were about twenty of my Tin Whistles, each a shoulder-height and gleaming in the favor of Big Kennedy. I could have gathered a bigger group, but it wasn’t necessary. I had counted the enemy; the poll-tenders on the opposing side were only ten. My twenty, each ready to fight, should scatter them like a flock of sparrows. The instructions I gave to my team were exactly what Big Kennedy told me: no punches, no blood unless absolutely necessary.

As the time drew down for action, my Tin Whistles were scattered about, sticking close to the elbows of the enemy, and waiting the signal. The polling booth was a small frame construction, not much larger than a Saratoga trunk. On other occasions it served as the office of a wood and coal concern. The table, with the ballot-box thereon, stood squarely in the door; behind it were the five or six officers—judges and tally clerks—of election. There was a crush and crowd of Big Kennedy's clansmen to entirely surround the little building, and they so choked up the path that ones who had still to vote couldn't push through. There arose, too, a deal of shoving and jostling, and all to a running uproar of profanity; affairs appeared to be drifting towards the disorderly.

As the time for action approached, my Tin Whistles were spread out, closely watching the enemy and waiting for the signal. The polling booth was a small frame building, not much bigger than a Saratoga trunk. At other times, it functioned as an office for a wood and coal business. The table with the ballot box sat right in the doorway; behind it were five or six election officials—judges and tally clerks. There was a crush of Big Kennedy's followers surrounding the small building, blocking the path so that those who still needed to vote couldn’t get through. There was also a lot of shoving and jostling, accompanied by a loud uproar of foul language; things seemed to be heading toward chaos.

The reputable old gentleman, his face red with indignation, was moving to and fro on the outskirts of the crowd, looking for a police officer. He would have him cut a way through the press for those who still owned votes. No officer was visible; the reputable old gentleman, even though he searched with that zeal common of candidates anxious for success, would have no aid from the constabulary.

The respected older man, his face flushed with anger, was pacing back and forth on the edge of the crowd, looking for a police officer. He wanted him to clear a path through the throng for those who still had votes. No officer was in sight; despite his eager search, typical of candidates desperate for victory, the respected old man would get no help from the police.

“And this is the protection,” cried the reputable old gentleman, striding up to Big Kennedy, and shaking a wrathful finger in his face, “that citizens and taxpayers receive from the authorities! Here are scores of voters who are being blocked from the polls and robbed of their franchise. It's an outrage!”

“And this is the protection,” yelled the respected old man, walking up to Big Kennedy and shaking an angry finger at him, “that citizens and taxpayers get from the authorities! Here are countless voters being prevented from voting and being deprived of their rights. It's a scandal!”

Big Kennedy smiled upon the reputable old gentleman, but made no other reply.

Big Kennedy smiled at the respectable old man but said nothing else.

“It's an outrage!” repeated the reputable old gentleman in a towering fury. “Do you hear? It's an outrage on the taxpaying citizens of this town!”

“It's outrageous!” the respected old man shouted in a fit of anger. “Do you hear me? It's an outrage against the taxpayers in this town!”

“Look out, old man!” observed a young fellow who stood at Big Kennedy's side, and who from his blackened hands and greasy blue shirt seemed to be the engineer of some tug. “Don't get too hot. You'll blow a cylinder head.”

“Watch out, old man!” said a young guy standing next to Big Kennedy, whose blackened hands and greasy blue shirt suggested he was the engineer of some tugboat. “Don't overdo it. You'll blow a cylinder head.”

“How dare you!” fumed the reputable old gentleman; “you, a mere boy by comparison! how dare you address me in such terms! I'm old enough, sir, to be your father! You should understand, sir, that I've voted for a president eight times in my life.”

“How dare you!” fumed the respected old gentleman; “you, a mere boy in comparison! How dare you speak to me like that! I’m old enough, young man, to be your father! You should know, young man, that I’ve voted for a president eight times in my life.”

“That's nothin',” returned the other gayly; “I have voted for a president eighty times before ten o'clock.”

“That's nothing,” the other replied cheerfully; “I've voted for a president eighty times before ten o'clock.”

In the midst of the laugh that followed this piece of characteristic wit, Big Kennedy crossed to where I stood.

In the middle of the laughter that followed this typical joke, Big Kennedy walked over to where I was standing.

“Send your boys along!” said he. “Let's see how good you are.”

“Send your guys over!” he said. “Let’s see how good you really are.”

My whistle screamed the signal. At the first sharp note, a cry went up:

My whistle blared the signal. At the first loud note, a shout erupted:

“The Tin Whistles! The Tin Whistles!”

“The Tin Whistles! The Tin Whistles!”

It was done in a moment; a pair to a man, my Tin Whistles were sending their quarry down the streets as fast as feet might follow. And they obeyed directions; not a blow was struck, no blood was drawn; there was a hustling flurry, and the others took to their heels. The hard repute of the Tin Whistles was such that no ten were wild enough to face them or meet their charge.

It happened in an instant; two against one, my Tin Whistles were chasing their target down the streets as quickly as anyone could run. And they followed orders; not a punch was thrown, no blood was shed; there was a chaotic rush, and the others ran away. The tough reputation of the Tin Whistles was so strong that no ten people were brave enough to stand up to them or confront their attack.

As the Tin Whistles fell upon their victims, the press of men that surged about the polling place began to shout, and strain, and tug. Suddenly, the small building commenced to heave and lift suspiciously. It was as though an earthquake were busy at its base. The mob about the structure seemed to be rolling it over on its side. That would be no feat, with men enough to set hand upon it and carry it off like a parcel.

As the Tin Whistles struck their targets, the crowd of men packed around the polling place started to shout, push, and pull. Suddenly, the small building began to shake and lift unnaturally. It felt like an earthquake was happening beneath it. The mob around the structure seemed ready to tip it over. With enough men there, it would be easy for them to pick it up and carry it away like a package.

With the first heave there came shouts and oaths from those within. Then arose a crashing of glass, and the table was cast aside, as the threatened clerks and judges fought to escape through door and window. In the rush and scamper of it, a sharp hand seized the ballot-box.

With the first push, there were shouts and curses from inside. Then there was a loud crash of glass, and the table was shoved aside as the frightened clerks and judges scrambled to get out through the door and window. In the chaos, a swift hand grabbed the ballot box.

Ten minutes the riot raged. It was calmed by Big Kennedy, who forced himself into the middle of the tumult, hurling men right and left with his powerful hands as though they were sacks of bran, while he commanded the peace in a voice like the roar of a lion.

Ten minutes the riot went on. It was brought under control by Big Kennedy, who pushed his way into the chaos, throwing men aside with his strong hands as if they were just sacks of bran, while he yelled for calm in a voice that sounded like a lion's roar.

Peace fell; the little building, which had not been overthrown, but only rocked and tipped, settled again to a decorous safe solidity; the judges and the clerks returned; the restored ballot-box again occupied the table.

Peace returned; the little building, which had not been destroyed, but only shaken and tilted, settled back into a proper, stable position; the judges and the clerks came back; the restored ballot box was once again on the table.

As that active one, who had saved the ballot-box when the downfall of the building seemed threatened came edgewise through the throng, he passed close to Big Kennedy. The latter gave him a sharp glance of inquiry.

As the guy who had saved the ballot box when the building was about to collapse made his way through the crowd, he brushed past Big Kennedy. Kennedy shot him a questioning look.

“I stuffed it full to the cover,” whispered the active one. “We win four to one, an' you can put down your money on that!”

“I filled it all the way to the top,” whispered the energetic one. “We're winning four to one, and you can bet on that!”

Big Kennedy nodded, and the zealot who saved the ballot-box passed on and disappeared.

Big Kennedy nodded, and the fanatic who saved the ballot box moved on and vanished.

When the Tin Whistles fell upon their prey, I started to go with them. But in a moment I saw there was no call; the foe went off at top flight, and my twenty would keep them moving. Thus reasoning, I turned again to see what was going forward about the booth.

When the Tin Whistles swooped down on their target, I began to follow them. But then I realized there was no need; the enemy took off at full speed, and my twenty would keep them on the run. So, thinking this through, I turned back to see what was happening around the booth.

My interest was immediately engaged by the words and actions of the reputable old gentleman, who, driven to frenzy, was denouncing. Big Kennedy and all who wore his colors as scoundrels without measure or mate.

My attention was instantly captured by the words and actions of the respectable old man, who, driven to madness, was condemning Big Kennedy and everyone who wore his colors as complete scoundrels.

“I defy both you and your plug-uglies,” he was shouting, flourishing his fist in the face of Big Kennedy, who, busy with his own plans, did not heed him. “This is a plot to stuff the ballot-box.”

“I challenge both you and your goons,” he was shouting, waving his fist in Big Kennedy's face, who, focused on his own agenda, didn’t pay him any attention. “This is a scheme to rig the election.”

The reputable old gentleman had gone thus far, when a hulking creature of a rough struck him from behind with a sandbag. I sprang forward, and fended away a second blow with my left arm. As I did so, I struck the rough on the jaw with such vengeful force that, not only did he drop like some pole-axed ox, but my right hand was fairly wrecked thereby. Without pausing to discover my own condition or that of the sandbag-wielding ruffian, I picked up the reputable old gentleman and bore him out of the crowd.

The respected old man had made it this far when a big, rough guy hit him from behind with a sandbag. I rushed forward and deflected a second blow with my left arm. In doing so, I punched the thug in the jaw with such powerful force that he dropped like a slaughtered ox, but I pretty much wrecked my right hand in the process. Without stopping to check on my own injury or the state of the sandbag-wielding attacker, I lifted the respected old man and carried him out of the crowd.

The reputable old gentleman had come by no serious harm; he was stunned a trifle, and his hat broken. With me to hold him up, he could stand on his feet, though still dazed and addled from the dull power of the blow. I beckoned a carriage which Big Kennedy had employed to bring the old and infirm to the polling place. It came at my signal, and I placed the reputable old gentleman inside, and told the driver to take him to his home. The reputable old gentleman was murmuring and shaking his head as he drove away. As I closed the carriage door, he muttered: “This is barbarous! That citizens and taxpayers should receive such treatment———” The balance was lost in the gride of the wheels.

The respectable old man hadn’t suffered any serious injury; he was just a bit stunned and his hat was damaged. With my help to support him, he could stand, even though he was still dazed and confused from the force of the hit. I signaled for a carriage that Big Kennedy had arranged to transport the elderly and disabled to the polling place. It arrived at my call, and I helped the respectable old man inside, instructing the driver to take him home. The respectable old man was mumbling and shaking his head as he drove away. As I closed the carriage door, he muttered: “This is outrageous! That citizens and taxpayers should be treated this way———” The rest got lost in the sound of the wheels.

The hurly-burly had now ceased; all was as calm and equal as a goose pond.

The commotion had finally stopped; everything was as calm and still as a pond.

“So you saved the old gentleman,” said Big Kennedy, as he came towards me. “Gratitude, I s'pose, because he stood pal to you ag'inst Sheeny Joe that time. Gratitude! You'll get over that in time,” and Big Kennedy wore a pitying look as one who dwells upon another's weakness. “That was Jimmy the Blacksmith you smashed. You'd better look out for him after this.” My dander was still on end, and I intimated a readiness to look out for Jimmy the Blacksmith at once.

“So you saved the old guy,” Big Kennedy said as he walked up to me. “Guess it’s gratitude, since he had your back against Sheeny Joe that time. Gratitude! You’ll get over that eventually,” he said, wearing a condescending look like someone who’s focused on another’s flaws. “That was Jimmy the Blacksmith you took down. You should be careful of him from now on.” I was still fired up, and I made it clear I was ready to deal with Jimmy the Blacksmith right away.

“Mind your back now!” cautioned Big Kennedy, “and don't take to gettin' it up. Let things go as they lay. Never fight till you have to, d'ye see! an' never fight for fun. Don't go lookin' for th' Blacksmith until you hear he's out lookin' for you.” Then, as shifting the subject: “It's been a great day, an' everything to run off as smooth an' true as sayin' mass. Now let's go back and watch'em count the votes.”

“Watch your back now!” warned Big Kennedy, “and don’t rush into anything. Let things be as they are. Never fight unless you have to, got it? And never fight just for the sake of it. Don’t go chasing the Blacksmith until you hear he’s looking for you.” Then, changing the subject: “It’s been a great day, and everything's gone off without a hitch, like saying mass. Now let’s head back and watch them count the votes.”

“Did we beat them?” I asked.

“Did we win?” I asked.

“Snowed'em under!” said Big Kennedy.

"Buried them in snow!" said Big Kennedy.










CHAPTER VI—THE RED JACKET ASSOCIATION

BIG KENNEDY'S success at the election served to tighten the rivets of his rule. It was now I looked to see him ferret forth and punish those renegades who had wrought against him in the dark. To my amazement he engaged himself in no such retaliatory labor. On the contrary he smiled on all about him like the sun at noon. Was it folly or want of heart that tied his hands? Assuredly it was error, and this I submitted to Old Mike. That veteran of policy disagreed with this, meanwhile beaming upon me in a way of fatherly cunning.

BIG KENNEDY'S success in the election solidified his control. I expected him to hunt down and punish those traitors who had schemed against him in secret. To my surprise, he didn’t pursue any revenge. Instead, he treated everyone around him like it was the brightest day. Was it foolishness or a lack of conviction that held him back? Clearly, it was a mistake, and I shared this thought with Old Mike. That seasoned strategist disagreed, all while looking at me with a kind of fatherly shrewdness.

“Jawn knows his business,” said Old Mike. “Thim people didn't rebel, they sold out. That's over with an' gone by. Everybody'll sell ye out if he gets enough; that's a rishk ye have to take. There's that Limerick man, Gaffney, however; ye'll see something happen to Gaffney. He's one of thim patent-leather Micks an' puts on airs. He's schemin' to tur-rn Jawn down an' take th' wa-ard. Ye'll see something happen to that Limerick man, Gaffney.”

“Jawn knows his stuff,” said Old Mike. “Those people didn’t rebel, they sold out. That’s all in the past now. Everyone will sell you out if the price is right; that’s a risk you have to take. But that guy from Limerick, Gaffney, he’s a different story; you’ll see something happen to Gaffney. He’s one of those flashy guys and acts like he’s better than everyone else. He’s planning to screw over Jawn and grab the reward. You’ll see something happen to that Limerick guy, Gaffney.”

Gaffney made his money with flour and horse feed and hay and similar goods. Also, as Old Mike said, Gaffney was ambitious. It was within the week, when a midnight shower of stones smashed sash and glass and laid waste that offensive merchant's place of business. Gaffney restored his sash and glass only to invite a second midnight storm of stones. Three times were Gaffney's windows smashed by hands unknown; and no police officer would go within two blocks of Gaffney's. In the end, Gaffney came to Big Kennedy. The latter met him with a hectoring laugh.

Gaffney made his money selling flour, horse feed, hay, and similar products. Also, as Old Mike pointed out, Gaffney was ambitious. It wasn't long before, during a midnight rain of stones, his windows were shattered, and his unsightly store was vandalized. Gaffney fixed the damage, only to provoke a second wave of stones on another midnight. His windows were smashed three times by unknown hands, and no police officer would dare go within two blocks of Gaffney’s place. In the end, Gaffney turned to Big Kennedy for help. Kennedy met him with a mocking laugh.

“Why do you come to me?” asked Big Kennedy. “Somebody's been trying to smash the windows of my leadership for over a year, but I never went howling about it to you.”

“Why are you here?” asked Big Kennedy. “Someone's been trying to undermine my leadership for over a year, but I never complained about it to you.”

Gaffney showed not a little shaken. He asked, in a manner sullen yet beaten, what he should do.

Gaffney looked quite shaken. He asked, in a sulky yet defeated tone, what he should do.

“I'd get out of th' ward,” replied Big Kennedy as cool as ice. “Somebody's got it in for you. Now a man that'll throw a brick will light a match, d'ye see, an' a feed store would burn like a tar barrel.”

“I'd get out of the ward,” replied Big Kennedy, completely unfazed. “Somebody's got it in for you. Now a guy who’ll throw a brick will light a match, you see, and a feed store would go up in flames like a tar barrel.”

“If I could sell out, I'd quit,” said Gaffney.

“If I could cash in, I’d be done,” said Gaffney.

“Well,” responded Big Kennedy, “I always like to help a friend.”

“Well,” replied Big Kennedy, “I always like to help a friend.”

Grocer Fogel bought Gaffney's store, making a bargain.

Grocer Fogel bought Gaffney's store, getting a good deal.

This iron-bound lesson in practical politics I dwell on in full. I drew from it some notion of the stern character of that science. Old Mike, from the pinnacles of his hard experience, looked down to justify it.

This tough lesson in real-world politics is what I focus on. I gained some understanding of the serious nature of that field. Old Mike, from the heights of his tough experiences, looked down to validate it.

“Gaffney would do th' same,” said Old Mike, “if his ar-rm was long enough. Politics is a game where losers lose all; it's like war, shure, only no one's kilt—at any rate, not so many.”

“Gaffney would do the same,” said Old Mike, “if his arm was long enough. Politics is a game where losers lose everything; it's like war, sure, only nobody's killed—at least, not so many.”

As the days drew on, I grew in favor with Big Kennedy, and the blossom thereof took this color.

As the days went by, I earned Big Kennedy's favor, and the result showed this change.

“Why don't you start a club?” he asked one afternoon, as we sat in his sanctum. “You could bring two hundred young fellows together, couldn't you?”

“Why don’t you start a club?” he asked one afternoon as we sat in his space. “You could get two hundred young guys together, right?”

“Yes,” I replied. I spoke doubtfully; the suggestion was of the sharpest, and gave me no space to think. It was one, too, which asked questions of the kind that don't answer themselves. “But where would they meet?” I put this after a pause.

“Yes,” I replied. I said it with uncertainty; the suggestion was sharp and left me no time to think. It was also one that raised questions that don't have easy answers. “But where would they meet?” I asked after a pause.

“There's the big lodgeroom over my saloon,” and Big Kennedy tossed his stubby thumb towards the ceiling. “You could meet there. There's a dumb waiter from the bar to send up beer and smokes.”

“There's a big lounge above my bar,” Big Kennedy said, pointing his thick thumb at the ceiling. “You could meet up there. There's a dumbwaiter from the bar to send up beer and cigarettes.”

“How about the Tin Whistles?” I hinted. “Would they do to build on?”

“How about the Tin Whistles?” I suggested. “Could we use them as a foundation?”

“Leave the Tin Whistles out. They're all right as shoulder-hitters, an' a swifter gang to help at the polls, or break up the opposition's meetin's, never walked the streets. But for a play of this kind, they're a little off color. Your Tin Whistles can join, man by man, but if they do they must sing low. They mustn't try to give the show; it's the back seat for them. What you're out for now is the respectable young workin'-man racket; that's the lay.”

“Leave the Tin Whistles out. They’re fine for causing trouble, and a faster group to help at the polls or disrupt the opposition’s meetings never walked the streets. But for a play like this, they’re a bit out of place. Your Tin Whistles can join in, one by one, but if they do, they have to keep it down. They shouldn’t try to steal the spotlight; it’s backseat for them. What you want now is the respectable young working man scene; that’s the goal.”

“But where's the money?” said I. “These people I have in mind haven't much money.”

“But where's the money?” I asked. “The people I'm thinking about don’t have much money.”

“Of course not,” retorted Big Kennedy confidently, “an' what little they have they want for beer. But listen: You get the room free. Then once a year your club gives an excursion on the river; it ought to sell hundreds of tickets because there'll be hundreds of officeholders, an' breweries, an' saloon keepers, an' that sort who'll be crazy to buy'em. If they aint crazy to start with, you ought to be able to make'em crazy th' first election that comes 'round. The excursion should bring three thousand dollars over an' above expenses, d'ye see. Then you can give balls in the winter an' sell tickets. Then there's subscriptions an' hon'ry memberships. You'll ketch on; there's lots of ways to skin th' cat. You can keep th' club in clover an' have some of the long green left. That's settled then; you organize a young men's club. You be president an' treasurer; see to that. An' now,” here Big Kennedy took me by the shoulder and looked me instructively in the eye, “it's time for you to be clinchin' onto some stuff for yourself. This club's goin' to take a lot of your time. It'll make you do plenty of work. You're no treetoad; you can't live on air an' scenery.” Big Kennedy's look deepened, and he shook me as one who demands attention. “You'll be president and treasurer, particularly treasurer; and I'll chip you in this piece of advice. A good cook always licks his fingers.” Here he winked deeply.

“Of course not,” Big Kennedy replied confidently, “and what little they have, they spend on beer. But listen: You get the room for free. Then once a year, your club organizes an outing on the river; it should sell hundreds of tickets because there will be tons of officeholders, breweries, and bar owners who’ll be eager to buy them. If they aren’t eager to start with, you should be able to make them excited by the first election that comes around. The outing should bring in about three thousand dollars after expenses, you see. Then you can hold dances in the winter and sell tickets. Plus, there are subscriptions and honorary memberships. You’ll understand; there are plenty of ways to manage things. You can keep the club thriving and still have some cash left over. That’s settled then; you organize a young men’s club. You be president and treasurer; make sure of that. And now,” here Big Kennedy took me by the shoulder and looked me squarely in the eye, “it’s time for you to start grabbing some things for yourself. This club is going to take a lot of your time. It’ll require a lot of hard work. You’re not a sloth; you can’t survive on air and scenery.” Big Kennedy’s expression grew serious, and he shook me as if to demand attention. “You’ll be president and treasurer, especially treasurer; and here’s a tip for you: a good cook always licks his fingers.” Here he winked knowingly.

This long speech was not thrown away. Big Kennedy, having delivered himself, lapsed into silence, while I sat ruminating ways and means and what initiatory steps I should take.

This long speech wasn't wasted. Big Kennedy, after giving his speech, fell silent, while I sat thinking about strategies and what initial steps I should take.

“What shall we call it?” I asked, as I arose to go.

“What should we call it?” I asked as I stood up to leave.

“Give it an Indian name,” said Big Kennedy. “S'p-pose you call it the Red Jacket Association.”

“Give it an Indian name,” said Big Kennedy. “How about calling it the Red Jacket Association?”

Within the fortnight the Red Jackets held their maiden meeting. It was an hour rife of jubilation, fellowship, and cheer. While abstinence from drink was my guiding phrase, I made no point of that kind in the conduct of others, and a nearby brewery having contributed unlimited beer those whom it pleased lacked no reason for a light heart.

Within two weeks, the Red Jackets had their first meeting. It was a time full of celebration, camaraderie, and happiness. While my personal motto was to stay away from alcohol, I didn’t impose that on anyone else, and with a nearby brewery providing endless beer, those who wanted to drink had plenty of reasons to be cheerful.

As Big Kennedy had advised, I was chosen for the double responsibilities of president and treasurer. I may say in my own compliment, however, that these honors came drifting to my feet. There were reasons for this aside from any stiffness of heart or fist-virtues which might be mine. I have said that I was by disposition as taciturn as a tree, and this wondrous gift of silence earned me the name of wisdom, I was looked upon as one whose depth was rival to the ocean's. Stronger still, as the argument by which I rose, was my sobriety. The man who drinks, and whether it be little or much, never fails to save his great respect for him who sets whisky aside.

As Big Kennedy had suggested, I was chosen for the dual roles of president and treasurer. I can say, in my own defense, that these honors pretty much came to me. There were reasons for this beyond any lack of emotion or toughness—qualities I might possess. I've mentioned that I'm naturally as quiet as a tree, and this impressive ability to be silent earned me the reputation of being wise; people saw me as someone whose depth was comparable to the ocean's. Even more convincing, the reason I got ahead was my sobriety. A man who drinks, whether it's a little or a lot, always respects the one who chooses to avoid alcohol.

“An' now,” remarked Big Kennedy, when the club had found fortunate birth, “with these Red Jackets to make the decent front, th' Tin Whistles to fall back on for the rough work, and Gaffney out of th' way, I call th' ward cleaned up. I'll tell you this, my son: after th' next election you shall have an office, or there's no such man as Big John Kennedy.” He smote the table with his heavy hand until the glasses danced.

“Now,” said Big Kennedy, when the club had gotten off to a good start, “with these Red Jackets leading the charge, the Tin Whistles ready for the tough stuff, and Gaffney out of the picture, I’d say the ward is all set. I’ll tell you this, my son: after the next election, you’re getting an office, or my name isn’t Big John Kennedy.” He slammed his heavy hand on the table until the glasses rattled.

“But I won't be of age,” I suggested.

“But I won't be an adult,” I suggested.

“What's the difference?” said Big Kennedy. “We'll play that you are, d'ye see. There'll be no one fool enough to talk about your age if I'm at your side. We'll make it a place in the dock department; that'll be about your size. S'ppose we say a perch where there's twelve hundred dollars a year, an' nothin' to do but draw th' scads an' help your friends.”

“What's the difference?” said Big Kennedy. “We'll act like you are, you see. No one will be dumb enough to mention your age if I'm with you. We'll set you up in the dock department; that’ll fit you just right. How about we say a position that pays twelve hundred dollars a year, and all you have to do is collect your pay and help your friends.”

Jimmy the Blacksmith was an under-captain of Big Kennedy's and prevailed as vote-master in the northern end of the ward. Within certain fixed frontiers, which ran on one side within a block of my home, it was the business of Jimmy the Blacksmith to have watch and ward. He had charge of what meetings were held, and under the thumb of Big Kennedy carried forward the campaign, and on election day got out the vote.

Jimmy the Blacksmith was a junior officer under Big Kennedy and was in charge of voting at the northern end of the district. Within specific boundaries, which extended to a block from my house, Jimmy the Blacksmith was responsible for keeping watch. He oversaw the meetings, and under Big Kennedy's influence, ran the campaign, making sure to get out the vote on election day.

Having given the question its share of thought, I determined for myself on a forward, upward step. My determination—heart and soul—became agate-hard to drive Jimmy the Blacksmith from his place, and set up my own rule over that slender kingdom.

Having thought about the question, I decided to take a bold step forward. My determination—fully committed—became unshakeable to oust Jimmy the Blacksmith from his position and establish my own authority over that small realm.

Nor would I say aught to Big Kennedy of this private war which I meditated. Not that he would have interfered either to thwart or aid me, but by the ethics of the situation, to give him such notice was neither proper nor expected. To fight Jimmy the Blacksmith for his crown was not only right by every rule of ward justice, but it was the thing encouraged as a plan best likely to bring the strongest to the fore. Take what you may, keep what you can! was a Tammany statute; I would be right enough in that overthrow of Jimmy the Blacksmith, I was bent upon, if only I proved strong enough to bring it about. No, I was not to give word of my campaign to Big Kennedy, it was none of his affair, and he would prefer to be ignorant since he was bound to stand neutral. It is policy thus to let the younger cocks try beak and spur among themselves; it develops leadership, and is the one sure way of safety in picking out your captains.

Nor would I say anything to Big Kennedy about this private war I was planning. Not that he would have interfered to stop or help me, but ethically, it wasn’t proper or expected to inform him. Fighting Jimmy the Blacksmith for his crown was not only the right thing according to the rules of ward justice, but it was also encouraged as a way to bring out the strongest individuals. “Take what you may, keep what you can!” was a Tammany principle; I would be justified in overthrowing Jimmy the Blacksmith if I was strong enough to make it happen. No, I wasn’t going to tell Big Kennedy about my plans; it wasn’t his business, and he’d prefer to stay out of it since he was supposed to remain neutral. It’s wise to let the younger fighters hash it out among themselves; it builds leadership and is the surest way to identify your leaders.

There was one drawback; I didn't live within the region of which I would make prize. However, ambition edged my wits and I bethought me of a plan whereby I might plow around that stump.

There was one drawback; I didn't live in the area where I would earn a prize. However, ambition sharpened my thinking, and I came up with a plan to get around that obstacle.

It was my own good fortune that I had no love, but only hate, for Jimmy the Blacksmith. I was yet so softened of a want of years, that had we been friends I would have withheld myself from attacking him. Youth is generous, wherefore youth is weak. It is not until age has stopped these leaks in one's nature, and one ceases to give and only lives to take and keep, that one's estate begins to take on fat. Have the word, therefore, of him whose scars speak for his experience: that one will be wise who regards generosity as a malady, a mere disease, and sets to cure it with every sullen, cruel drug the case demands. I say it was my good luck to hate Jimmy the Blacksmith. He had never condoned that election-day blow, and I must confess there was reason for this hardness. His jaw had been broken, and, though mended, it was still all of one side and made of him a most forbidding spectacle. And he nursed a thought of revenge in his breast; there came a light to his eye when we met that belongs with none save him whose merest wish is murder. I would have had more than black looks, but his heart was of a pale and treacherous family that can strike no blow in front, and thus far the pathway of chance had not opened for him to come upon me unaware. For all of which, not alone my ambition, but my safety and my pleasure urged me about the destruction of Jimmy the Blacksmith.

It was my good luck that I felt nothing but hate for Jimmy the Blacksmith. I was still young enough that if we had been friends, I probably wouldn't have attacked him. Youth is generous, which also makes it weak. It's only when age has closed those gaps in one’s character, and when one stops giving and just starts to take and hold on to things, that life begins to flourish. Take it from someone whose scars tell the story: the wise person sees generosity as a problem, a kind of illness, and tries to fix it with every bitter, harsh remedy necessary. I say it was fortunate for me to hate Jimmy the Blacksmith. He never forgave me for that blow on election day, and I must admit he had a reason for his anger. His jaw had been broken, and even though it was healed, it still looked uneven, making him a very intimidating figure. He harbored thoughts of revenge; there was a look in his eye when we crossed paths that only someone with a murderous intent would have. I expected more than just hostile glares from him, but his heart was of a cowardly kind that strikes from behind, and so far, fate hadn't given him the chance to catch me off guard. Because of all this, my desire, along with my safety and enjoyment, pushed me toward getting rid of Jimmy the Blacksmith.

That epithet of the Blacksmith was born of no labors of the forge. Jimmy the Blacksmith was no more a blacksmith than a bishop. If he ever did a day's work, then the fact was already so far astern upon the tides of time that no eye of memory might discern it. The title was won in a brawl wherein he slew a man. True to his nature, Jimmy slunk away from his adversary and would not face him. He returned, carrying a blacksmith's fore-hammer. Creeping behind the other, Jimmy suddenly cried, with an oath:

That nickname, the Blacksmith, didn’t come from any actual work at the forge. Jimmy the Blacksmith was no more a blacksmith than he was a bishop. If he ever did a day’s work, it was so long ago that no one could remember it. He earned the title in a fight where he killed a man. True to form, Jimmy avoided confronting his opponent and wouldn’t face him directly. He came back, wielding a blacksmith’s hammer. Sneaking up behind the other guy, Jimmy suddenly shouted, swearing:

“I'll clink your anvil for you!”

“I'll ring your bell for you!”

With that word, the hammer descended and the victim fell, skull crushed like an eggshell. It required a deal of perjury to save the murderer from noose and trap. I should not say he was set backward by this bloodshed, since most men feared him for it and stepped out of his way, giving him what he asked for in the name of their own safety. It was for this work he was called the Blacksmith, and he carried the word as though it were a decoration.

With that word, the hammer came down, and the victim dropped, skull crushed like an eggshell. It took a lot of lies to save the murderer from the noose and trap. I shouldn’t say he was set back by this bloodshed, since most people feared him for it and avoided him, giving him what he wanted for their own safety. This is why he was called the Blacksmith, and he wore that name like it was a badge of honor.

Such was the man on whose downfall I stood resolved and whose place I meant to make my own. The thing was simple of performance too; all it asked were secrecy and a little wit. There was a Tammany club, one of regular sort and not like my Red Jacket Association, which was volunteer in its character. It met in that kingdom of the Blacksmith's as a little parliament of politics. This club was privileged each year to name for Big Kennedy's approval a man for that post of undercaptain. The annual selection was at hand. For four years the club had named Jimmy the Blacksmith; there came never the hint for believing he would not be pitched upon again.

Such was the man whose downfall I was determined to see and whose position I intended to claim as my own. The plan was straightforward; it just required secrecy and a bit of cleverness. There was a Tammany club, a typical one and not like my Red Jacket Association, which was voluntary in nature. It met in that realm of the Blacksmith's, acting as a small parliament of politics. This club had the privilege each year to nominate a candidate for Big Kennedy’s approval for the role of undercaptain. The annual selection was approaching. For four years, the club had chosen Jimmy the Blacksmith; there was never any indication that he wouldn’t be selected again.

Now be it known that scores of my Red Jackets were residents of the district over which Jimmy the Blacksmith held sway. Some there were who already belonged to his club. I gave those others word to join at once. Also I told them, as they regarded their standing as Red Jackets, to be present at that annual meeting.

Now let it be known that many of my Red Jackets lived in the area where Jimmy the Blacksmith was in charge. Some of them were already part of his club. I instructed the others to join immediately. I also told them, since they valued their status as Red Jackets, to attend that annual meeting.

The night arrived; the room was small and the attendance—except for my Red Jackets—being sparse, my people counted for three-quarters of those present. With the earliest move I took possession of the meeting, and selected its chairman. Then, by resolution, I added the block in which I resided to the public domain of the club. That question of residence replied to, instead of Jimmy the Blacksmith, I was named ballot-captain for the year. It was no more complex as a transaction than counting ten. The fact was accomplished like scratching a match; I had set the foot of my climbing on Jimmy the Blacksmith's neck.

The night came; the room was small and, aside from my Red Jackets, the turnout was low, with my group making up about three-quarters of the people there. I quickly took control of the meeting and chose the chairman. Then, through a resolution, I added the block where I lived to the club's public domain. With that residence issue settled, instead of picking Jimmy the Blacksmith, I was named ballot captain for the year. It was just as simple as counting to ten. The deed was done easily, like striking a match; I had positioned myself above Jimmy the Blacksmith.

That unworthy was present; and to say he was made mad with the fury of it would be to write with snow the color of his feelings.

That unworthy was there; and to say he was driven mad by the rage of it would be to describe his feelings with snow.

“It's a steal!” he cried, springing to his feet. The little bandbox of a hall rang with his roarings. Then, to me: “I'll fight you for it! You don't dare meet me in the Peach Orchard to-morrow at three!”

“It's a great deal!” he shouted, jumping to his feet. The small hall echoed with his shouting. Then, to me: “I'll challenge you for it! You wouldn't dare meet me in the Peach Orchard tomorrow at three!”

“Bring your sledge, Jimmy,” shouted some humorist; “you'll need it.”

“Bring your sled, Jimmy,” shouted some jokester; “you'll need it.”

The Peach Orchard might have been a peach orchard in the days of Peter Stuyvesant. All formal battles took place in the Peach Orchard. Wherefore, and because the challenge for its propriety was not without precedent, to the Peach Orchard at the hour named I repaired.

The Peach Orchard could have been a peach orchard back in Peter Stuyvesant's time. All the official battles happened in the Peach Orchard. Because of this, and since there were past challenges for its ownership, I went to the Peach Orchard at the appointed time.

Jimmy the Blacksmith, however, came not. Someone brought the word that he was sick; whereat those present, being fifty gentlemen with a curiosity to look on carnage, and ones whose own robust health led them to regard the term “sickness” as a synonym for the preposterous, jeered the name of Jimmy the Blacksmith from their hearts.

Jimmy the Blacksmith, however, didn’t show up. Someone reported that he was ill; at which point, the fifty gentlemen present, who were curious to see violence and whose own good health made them view the idea of “sickness” as absurd, laughed at the name of Jimmy the Blacksmith from the bottom of their hearts.

“Jimmy the Cur! it ought to be,” growled one, whose disappointment over a fight deferred was sore in the extreme.

“Jimmy the Cur! It should be,” growled one, whose frustration over a postponed fight was intense.

Perhaps you will argue that it smacked of the underhand to thus steal upon Jimmy the Blacksmith and take his place from him without due warning given. I confess it would have been more like chivalry if I had sent him, so to say, a glove and told my intentions against him. Also it would have augmented labor and multiplied risk. The great thing is to win and win cheaply; a victory that costs more than it comes to is nothing but a mask for defeat.

Perhaps you’ll say it was sneaky to suddenly take Jimmy the Blacksmith's place without warning. I admit it would have been more honorable if I had, in a way, sent him a challenge and made my intentions clear. It also would have increased effort and raised the stakes. The key is to win and do it cost-effectively; a victory that ends up costing more than it’s worth is just a disguise for defeat.

“You're down and out,” said Big Kennedy, when Jimmy the Blacksmith brought his injuries to that chieftain. “Your reputation is gone too; you were a fool to say 'Peach Orchard' when you lacked the nerve to make it good. You'll never hold up your head ag'in in th' ward, an' if I was you I'd line out after Gaffney. This is a bad ward for a mongrel, Jimmy, an' I'd skin out.”

“You're really down on your luck,” said Big Kennedy when Jimmy the Blacksmith came to him with his injuries. “Your reputation is shot too; you were stupid to say 'Peach Orchard' when you didn't have the guts to back it up. You'll never be able to show your face around here again, and if I were you, I’d get out of town and head after Gaffney. This is a rough area for someone like you, Jimmy, and I’d get out while you can.”

Jimmy the Blacksmith followed Gaffney and disappeared from the country of Big Kennedy. He was to occur again in my career, however, as he who reads on shall see, and under conditions which struck the color from my cheek and set my heart to a trot with the terrors they loosed at its heels.

Jimmy the Blacksmith followed Gaffney and vanished from the land of Big Kennedy. However, he would reappear later in my life, as you will see, under circumstances that drained the color from my face and set my heart racing with the fears they unleashed at my heels.










CHAPTER VII—HOW THE BOSS WAS NAMED FOR ALDERMAN

NOW it was that in secret my ambition took a hearty start and would vine-like creep and clamber. My triumph over Jimmy the Blacksmith added vastly to my stature of politics. Moreover, the sly intrigue by which I conquered began to found for me a fame. I had been locally illustrious, if I may so set the term to work, for a granite fist and a courage as rooted as a tree. For these traits the roughs revered me, and I may say I found my uses and rewards. Following my conquest of that under-captaincy, however, certain upper circles began to take account of me; circles which, if no purer than those others of ruder feather, were wont to produce more bulging profits in the pockets of their membership. In brief, I came to be known for one capable and cunning of a plot, and who was not without a genius for the executive.

NOW it was that secretly my ambition took a strong hold and began to grow and reach out. My victory over Jimmy the Blacksmith greatly increased my political standing. Additionally, the clever strategy I used to win contributed to my rising fame. I had been locally famous, if I can use that term, for having a strong fist and a courage as solid as a tree. The rough crowd respected me for these traits, and I can say I found my purpose and rewards. After defeating that under-captain, however, certain higher circles started to notice me; circles that, though not any more virtuous than the rough ones, tended to offer greater rewards for their members. In short, I became known as someone who was both capable and cunning in scheme, and who had a knack for leadership.

With Big Kennedy I took high position. His relations with Jimmy the Blacksmith never had been close; he had never unbuckled in any friendship and felt for him nothing nearer than distrust. But for me he held another pose. Big Kennedy, upon my elevation, fair made me his partner in the ward, a partnership wherein, to speak commercially, I might be said to have had an interest of one-fourth. This promotion brought me pleasure; and being only a boy when all was said, while I went outwardly quiet, my spirit in the privacy of my own bosom would on occasion spread moderately its tail and strut.

With Big Kennedy, I held a high position. His relationship with Jimmy the Blacksmith was never close; he never fully opened up in friendship and felt nothing but distrust towards him. But with me, he took a different stance. Big Kennedy, after I was promoted, basically made me his partner in the ward, a partnership where, to put it in business terms, I had a one-fourth interest. This promotion made me happy; and since I was just a kid, while I stayed outwardly calm, my spirit would occasionally puff up and strut in the privacy of my own mind.

Now, as time passed, I became like the shadow of Big Kennedy's authority throughout the ward; my voice was listened to and my word obeyed. I should say, too, that I made it a first concern to carry the interest of Big Kennedy ever on the crest of my thought. This should be called the offspring neither of loyalty nor gratitude; I did it because it was demanded of my safety and to curry advantage for myself. For all that attitude of confident friendship, I was not put off my guard. Big Kennedy never let my conduct roam beyond his ken. A first sign of an interest outside his own would have meant my instant disappearance. He would have plucked me of my last plume. With a breath he could reduce me to be a beggarman where now I gave alms. Having, therefore, the measure of his fell abilities, I was not so blind as to draw their horns my way.

As time went on, I became like a shadow of Big Kennedy's authority in the ward; people listened to me and followed my lead. I should also mention that I made it a priority to keep Big Kennedy's interests at the forefront of my mind. This wasn't out of loyalty or gratitude; I did it for my own safety and to gain an advantage for myself. Despite my confident friendship, I stayed on high alert. Big Kennedy never let my actions go unnoticed. Even a hint of interest in anything outside of his world would have meant my immediate removal. He could easily strip me of everything I had. With just a word, he could bring me down to the level of a beggar, where I was once the one giving. So, knowing the extent of his dangerous capabilities, I wasn't foolish enough to bring his wrath upon myself.

Still, while I went tamely to heel at a word from Big Kennedy, I had also resolved to advance. I meant before all was over to mount the last summit of Tammany Hall. I laid out my life as architects lay out a building; it would call for years, but I had years to give.

Still, even though I followed Big Kennedy's orders without question, I was determined to make progress. I planned to reach the pinnacle of Tammany Hall before everything was said and done. I mapped out my life like architects design a building; it would take years, but I had plenty of time to invest.

My work with Grocer Fogel had ended long ago. I now gave myself entirely to the party, and to deepen the foundations of its power. Inside our lines a mighty harmony prevailed. Big Kennedy and those headquarters enemies who once schemed for his defeat had healed their differences and the surface of events showed as serene as summer seas. About this time a great star was rising in the Tammany sky; a new chief was gaining evolution. Already, his name was first, and although he cloaked his dictatorship with prudence, the sophisticated knew how his will was even then as law and through his convenient glove of velvet felt his grip of steel.

My time with Grocer Fogel ended a long time ago. I now dedicated myself completely to the party and focused on strengthening its power. Within our ranks, there was a powerful unity. Big Kennedy and the enemies from headquarters who once plotted against him had resolved their differences, and everything seemed as calm as a summer sea. Around this time, a new star was rising in the Tammany sky; a new leader was coming into his own. His name was already at the top, and while he masked his control with caution, those in the know understood that his will was already like law, and beneath his soft exterior lay a firm grip.

For myself, I closely observed the unfolding of his genius. His methods as well as those of Big Kennedy were now my daily lesson. I had ever before me in that formative, plastic hour the examples of these past-masters of the art of domination.

For me, I closely watched the development of his talent. His techniques, along with those of Big Kennedy, became my daily lessons. In that shaping, flexible time, I always had in front of me the examples of these masters of the art of control.

It was well for me. A dictator is so much unlike a poet that he is made, not born. He must build himself; and when completed he must save himself from being torn to pieces. No one blunders into a dictatorship; one might as well look to blunder upon some mountain peak. Even blunders are amenable to natural law, and it can be taken as a truism that no one blunders up hill.

It worked out for me. A dictator is so different from a poet that he is created, not born. He has to shape himself, and once formed, he has to protect himself from being shattered. No one accidentally becomes a dictator; it’s as unlikely as accidentally stumbling upon a mountain peak. Even mistakes follow natural laws, and it's a given that no one accidentally ascends a hill.

Wherefore, he who would be dictator and with his touch determine the day for pushing, struggling, rebelling thousands and mold their times for them, must study. And study hard I did.

Therefore, anyone who wants to be a dictator and decides when to push, struggle, or rebel on behalf of thousands, shaping their times for them, must study. And I studied hard.

My Red Jackets received my most jealous care. They deserved that much from me, since their existence offered measurably for my support. When the day arrived, I was given that twelve-hundred-dollar place with the docks, whereof Big Kennedy had spoken, and under his suggestion and to the limits of my strength made what employ of it I might for my own and my friends' behoof. But those twelve hundred dollars would not go far in the affairs of one who must for their franchises lead hither and yon divers scores of folk, all of whom had but the one notion of politics, that it was founded of free beer. There came, too, a procession of borrowers, and it was a dull day when, in sums from a dime to a dollar, I did not to these clients part with an aggregate that would have supported any family for any decent week. There existed no door of escape; these charges, and others of similar kidney, must be met and borne; it was the only way to keep one's hold of politics; and so Old Mike would tell me.

My Red Jackets received my utmost attention. They deserved that much from me since their existence significantly supported me. When the day came, I got that twelve-hundred-dollar spot by the docks that Big Kennedy mentioned, and following his advice, I did my best to use it for my benefit and that of my friends. But twelve hundred dollars wouldn't stretch far for someone who needed to lead many people around, all of whom thought politics was just about free beer. There was also a steady stream of borrowers, and it was a tedious day when, in amounts from a dime to a dollar, I didn't give these clients a total that could have supported any decent family for a week. There was no way to escape this; these expenses, along with others like them, had to be faced and managed; it was the only way to stay connected to politics, and Old Mike would always remind me of that.

“But it's better,” said that deep one, “to lind people money than give it to'em. You kape thim bechune your finger longer by lindin'.”

“But it's better,” said that deep one, “to lend people money than to give it to them. You keep them beneath your finger longer by lending.”

It was on the Red Jackets I leaned most for personal revenue. They were my bread-winners. No Tammany organization, great or small, keeps books. No man may say what is received, or what is disbursed, or name him who gave or got; and that is as it should be. If it were otherwise, one's troubles would never earn an end. For the Red Jackets I was—to steal a title from the general organization—not alone the treasurer, but the wiskinskie. In this latter rôle I collected the money that came in. Thus the interests, financial, of the Red Jackets were wholly within my hands, and recalling what Big Kennedy had said anent a good cook, I failed not to lick my fingers.

It was from the Red Jackets that I relied the most for personal income. They were my source of support. No Tammany organization, big or small, keeps track of finances. No one can say what is received or spent, or name who gave or received; and that’s how it should be. If it were different, one’s problems would never come to an end. For the Red Jackets, I was—not to borrow a term from the main organization—not just the treasurer, but the wiskinskie. In that role, I collected the incoming money. So, the financial interests of the Red Jackets were entirely in my control, and remembering what Big Kennedy said about a good cook, I certainly didn’t forget to savor my success.

Money was in no wise difficult to get. The Red Jackets were formidable both for numbers and influence, and their favor or resentment meant a round one thousand votes. Besides, there stood the memorable Tin Whistles, reckless, militant, ready for any midnight thing, and their dim outlines, like a challenge or a threat, filled up the cloudy background. Those with hopes or fears of office, and others who as merchants or saloonkeepers, or who gambled, or did worse, to say naught of builders who found the streets and pavements a convenient even though an illegal resting place for their materials of bricks and lime and lumber, never failed of response to a suggestion that the good Red Jackets stood in need of help. Every man of these contributing gentry, at their trades of dollar-getting, was violating law or ordinance, and I who had the police at my beck could instantly contract their liberties to a point that pinched. When such were the conditions, anyone with an imagination above a shoemaker's will see that to produce what funds my wants demanded would be the lightest of tasks. It was like grinding sugar canes, and as easily sure of steady sweet returns.

Money was definitely not hard to come by. The Red Jackets were powerful both in numbers and influence, and their support or anger could sway around a thousand votes. Plus, there were the infamous Tin Whistles, reckless and ready for anything under the cover of night, their shadowy figures looming like a challenge or a threat in the murky background. Those with aspirations or worries about holding office, alongside merchants, bar owners, gamblers, and those involved in even worse activities, not to mention builders who found the streets and sidewalks convenient, even if illegally, to stash their bricks, lime, and lumber, were always quick to respond to a hint that the good Red Jackets needed assistance. Every one of these money-minded individuals was breaking some law or ordinance in their pursuit of profit, and I, having the police at my command, could swiftly restrict their freedoms to the point of discomfort. Given these circumstances, anyone with more imagination than a shoemaker would recognize that raising the funds I needed would be an incredibly easy task. It was like squeezing sugar canes, with guaranteed sweet returns.

True, as an exception to a rule, one met now and again with him who for some native bull-necked obstinacy would refuse a contribution. In such event the secret of his frugality was certain to leak forth and spread itself among my followers. It would not be required that one offer even a hint. Soon as ever the tale of that parsimony reached the ear of a Tin Whistle, disasters like a flock of buzzards collected about the saving man. His windows were darkly broken like Gaffney's. Or if he were a grocer his wares would upset themselves about the pavements, his carts of delivery break down, his harnesses part and fall in pieces, and he beset to dine off sorrow in many a different dish.

Sure, there were a few exceptions to the rule—every now and then, you'd come across someone who, out of sheer stubbornness, would refuse to contribute. In those cases, the secret of their frugality would inevitably get out and spread among my group. No one would even need to suggest it. Once the word about that stinginess reached a Tin Whistle, disasters would swarm around that frugal person like a flock of buzzards. Their windows would end up shattered like Gaffney's. Or if they were a grocer, their goods would end up strewn all over the pavement, their delivery carts would break down, their harnesses would fall apart, and they’d have to suffer through many different kinds of sorrow at mealtime.

And then and always there were the police to call his violative eye to this ordinance, or hale him before a magistrate for that one. And there were Health Boards, and Street Departments, who at a wink of Red Jacket disfavor would descend upon a recalcitrant and provide burdens for his life. With twenty methods of compulsion against him, and each according to law, there arose no man strong enough to refuse those duties of donation. He must support the fortunes of my Red Jackets or see his own decline, and no one with a heart for commerce was long to learn the lesson.

And there were always the police to remind him of this law or drag him before a judge for that one. There were Health Boards and Street Departments that, with just a nod from Red Jacket, would come down hard on anyone who didn’t comply and add more troubles to his life. With twenty ways to pressure him, all backed by the law, no one was strong enough to refuse those demands for support. He had to back the interests of my Red Jackets or watch his own fortune fade, and anyone interested in business wouldn’t take long to learn that lesson.

The great credit, however, in such coils was due the police. With them to be his allies, one might not only finance his policies, but control and count a vote; and no such name as failure.

The real credit for such schemes went to the police. With them as allies, one could not only fund their agenda but also manage and count the votes; there was no such thing as failure.

“They're the foot-stones of politics,” said Old Mike. “Kape th' p'lice, an' you kape yourself on top.”

“They're the foundation of politics,” said Old Mike. “Keep the police on your side, and you'll stay on top.”

Nor was this the task complex. It was but to threaten them with the powers above on the one hand, or on the other toss them individually an occasional small bone of profit to gnaw, and they would stand to you like dogs. I soon had these ins and outs of money-getting at the tips of my tongue and my fingers, for I went to school to Big Kennedy and Old Mike in the accomplishment, and I may tell you it was a branch of learning they were qualified to teach.

Nor was this task complicated. It was just about threatening them with the powers above on one hand or occasionally tossing them a small benefit to keep them loyal, and they would follow you like dogs. I quickly picked up the ins and outs of making money because I learned from Big Kennedy and Old Mike, and I can tell you, they were definitely experts in that field.

Blackmail! cry you? Now there goes a word to that. These folk were violating the law. What would you have?—their arrest? Let me inform you that were the laws of the State and the town enforced to syllable and letter, it would drive into banishment one-half the population. They would do business at a loss; it would put up the shutters for over half the town. Wherefore, it would be against the common interest to arrest them.

Blackmail! You say? Well, that’s a term that fits. These people were breaking the law. What do you want? Their arrest? Let me tell you, if the laws of the State and the town were enforced to the letter, half the population would be exiled. They would be losing money; it would force most businesses to close. So, it’s against the community's interest to arrest them.

And still you would have the law enforced? And if it were, what, let me ask, would be the immediate response? These delinquents would be fined. You would then be satisfied. What should be the corrective difference between a fine paid to a court, and a donation paid to my Red Jackets? The corrective influence in both should be the same, since in either instance it is but a taking of dollars from the purses of the lawless. And yet, you clamor, “One is blackmail and the other is justice!” The separation I should say was academic rather than practical; and as for a name: why then, I care nothing for a name.

And you still want the law enforced? And if it were enforced, what do you think would happen right away? These offenders would get fined. You’d be okay with that. But what’s the real difference between a fine paid to a court and a donation given to my Red Jackets? The result in both cases should be the same since it’s just taking money from the pockets of those who break the law. Yet, you shout, “One is blackmail and the other is justice!” I’d say the distinction is more theoretical than practical; and as for the term: I really don’t care about the name.

I will, however, go this farther journey for my own defense. I have not been for over twoscore years with Tammany and sixteen years its head, without being driven to some intimate knowledge of my times, and those principles of individual as well as communal action which underlie them to make a motive. And now I say, that I have yet to meet that man, or that corporation, and though the latter were a church, who wouldn't follow interest across a prostrate law, and in the chase of dollars break through ordinance and statute as a cow walks through a cobweb. And each and all they come most willingly to pay the prices of their outlawry, and receivers are as bad as thieves—your price-payer as black as your price-taker. Practically, the New York definition of an honest man has ever gone that he is one who denounces any robbery in the proceeds whereof he is not personally interested, and with that definition my life has never failed to comply. If Tammany and Tammany men have been guilty of receiving money from violators of law, they had among their accomplices the town's most reputable names and influences. Why then should you pursue the one while you excuse the other? And are you not, when you do so, quite as much the criminal as either?

I will, however, take this further journey for my own defense. I haven't spent over forty years with Tammany and sixteen years at its helm without gaining some deep understanding of my times and the principles of both individual and collective action that motivate them. And now I say, I've yet to meet a person or a corporation—no matter how respectable, even if it’s a church—that wouldn’t prioritize their interests over a laid-down law, breaking through regulations and statutes in the pursuit of money like a cow walking through a spiderweb. They all come forward willingly to pay the costs of their lawbreaking, and those who accept the payments are as guilty as the thieves—those who pay as bad as those who take. Essentially, the common New York definition of an honest person has always been someone who condemns any theft of money they don’t personally benefit from, and I have never failed to conform to that definition in my life. If Tammany and Tammany men have accepted money from lawbreakers, they had among their partners some of the town’s most reputable names and influences. So why should you chase one while letting the other off the hook? And aren’t you just as guilty as either one when you do that?

When I was in the first year of my majority we went into a campaign for the ownership of the town. Standing on the threshold of my earliest vote, I was strung like a bow to win. My fervor might have gained a more than common heat, because by decision of Big Kennedy I, myself, was put down to make the run for alderman. There was a world of money against us, since we had the respectable element, which means ever the rich, to be our enemies.

When I was just turning 18, we started a campaign to take control of the town. Standing on the brink of casting my first vote, I was determined to win. My passion may have been unusually intense, especially since Big Kennedy decided to put me forward as a candidate for alderman. We faced a lot of money working against us, as we had the influential people, which always means the wealthy, opposing us.

Big Kennedy and I, after a session in his sanctum, resolved that not one meeting should be held by our opponents within our boundaries. It was not that we feared for the vote; rather it swung on a point of pride; and then it would hearten our tribesmen should we suppress the least signal of the enemy's campaign.

Big Kennedy and I, after a meeting in his private office, decided that our opponents shouldn't hold any meetings in our area. It wasn't that we were worried about the vote; it was more about pride. Plus, it would boost the morale of our people if we stifled even the smallest sign of the enemy's activities.

Having limitless money, the foe decided for sundry gatherings. They also outlined processions, hired music by the band, and bought beer by the barrel. They would have their speakers to address the commons in halls and from trucks.

Having endless money, the enemy planned various gatherings. They also organized parades, hired a band for music, and purchased beer by the barrel. They would have their speakers talk to the public in halls and from trucks.

On each attempt they were encountered and dispersed. More than once the Red Jackets, backed by the faithful Tin Whistles, took possession of a meeting, put up their own orators and adopted their own resolutions. If the police were called, they invariably arrested our enemies, being sapient of their own safety and equal to the work of locating the butter on their personal bread. If the enemy through their henchmen or managers made physical resistance, the Tin Whistles put them outside the hall, and whether through door or window came to be no mighty matter.

On every attempt, they were confronted and driven away. More than once, the Red Jackets, supported by the loyal Tin Whistles, took over a meeting, brought in their own speakers, and passed their own resolutions. If the police were called, they always arrested our opponents, being smart enough to look out for their own safety and knowing how to take care of their own interests. If the opponents, through their goons or leaders, put up any physical resistance, the Tin Whistles would throw them out of the hall, and whether it was through the door or window didn't really matter.

At times the Red Jackets and their reserves of Tin Whistles would permit the opposition to open a meeting. When the first orator had been eloquent for perhaps five minutes, a phalanx of Tin Whistles would arise in their places, and a hailstorm of sponges, soaking wet and each the size of one's head, would descend upon the rostrum. It was a never-failing remedy; there lived never chairman nor orator who would face that fusillade. Sometimes the lights were turned out; and again, when it was an open-air meeting and the speakers to talk from a truck, a bunch of crackers would be exploded under the horses and a runaway occur. That simple device was sure to cut the meeting short by carrying off the orators. The foe arranged but one procession; that was disposed of on the fringe of our territory by an unerring, even if improper, volley of eggs and vegetables and similar trumpery. The artillery used would have beaten back a charge by cavalry.

At times, the Red Jackets and their stockpile of Tin Whistles would allow the opposing side to start a meeting. Once the first speaker had been captivating for about five minutes, a group of Tin Whistles would rise from their seats, and a barrage of sponges, soaking wet and each the size of a head, would come crashing down on the stage. It was a foolproof tactic; there was never a chairman or speaker who could withstand that onslaught. Sometimes the lights would go out; other times, during an outdoor gathering with speakers on a truck, a bunch of firecrackers would be set off under the horses, leading to a stampede. That simple trick was guaranteed to end the meeting quickly by sending the speakers packing. The opposition only organized one procession, which was taken care of on the edge of our territory with an accurate, albeit inappropriate, barrage of eggs, vegetables, and other such nonsense. The firepower used would have repelled a cavalry charge.

Still the enemy had the money, and on that important point could overpower us like ten for one, and did. Here and there went their agents, sowing sly riches in the hope of a harvest of votes. To counteract this still-hunt where the argument was cash, I sent the word abroad that our people were to take the money and promise votes. Then they were to break the promise.

Still, the enemy had the money, and on that crucial point, they could overpower us like ten to one, and they did. Their agents roamed around, discreetly distributing cash in hopes of reaping a harvest of votes. To counter this ongoing chase where the argument was money, I spread the word that our people were to accept the money and promise votes. Then they were to go back on their promise.

“Bunco the foe!” was the watchword; “take their money and 'con' them!”

“Bunco the enemy!” was the rallying cry; “take their cash and scam them!”

This instruction was deemed necessary for our safety. I educated our men to the thought that the more money they got by these methods, the higher they would stand with Big Kennedy and me. If it were not for this, hundreds would have taken a price, and then, afraid to come back to us, might have gone with the banners of the enemy for that campaign at least. Now they would get what they could, and wear it for a feather in their caps. They exulted in such enterprise; it was spoiling the Egyptian; having filled their pockets they would return and make a brag of the fact. By these schemes we kept our strength. The enemy parted with money by the thousands, yet never the vote did they obtain. The goods failed of delivery.

This instruction was necessary for our safety. I taught our guys that the more money they made through these methods, the more respected they would be by Big Kennedy and me. If it weren't for this, hundreds would have taken a bribe, and then, afraid to come back to us, might have joined the enemy's side for at least that campaign. Now they would take what they could get and wear it as a badge of honor. They reveled in such ventures; it was like plundering from the Egyptians; after filling their pockets, they would come back and brag about it. Through these strategies, we maintained our strength. The enemy spent thousands, yet they never got the votes. The goods never arrived.

Sheeny Joe was a handy man to Big Kennedy. He owned no rank; but voluble, active, well dressed, and ready with his money across a barroom counter, he grew to have a value. Not once in those years which fell in between our encounter on the dock and this time I have in memory, did Sheeny Joe express aught save friendship for me. His nose was queer of contour as the result of my handiwork, but he met the blemish in a spirit of philosophy and displayed no rancors against me as the author thereof. On the contrary, he was friendly to the verge of fulsome.

Sheeny Joe was a reliable guy for Big Kennedy. He didn't have a title, but he was talkative, energetic, well-dressed, and always quick to spend his money at the bar, which made him valuable. Not once during those years between our meeting on the dock and the time I remember did Sheeny Joe show me anything but friendship. His nose had a strange shape because of my work, but he accepted the flaw with a philosophical attitude and held no grudges against me as the one responsible. In fact, he was friendly to the point of being over the top.

Sheeny Joe sold himself to the opposition, hoof and hide and horn. Nor was this a mock disposal of himself, although he gave Big Kennedy and myself to suppose he still held by us in his heart. No, it wasn't the money that changed him; rather I should say that for all his pretenses, his hankerings of revenge against me had never slept. It was now he believed his day to compass it had come. The business was no more no less than a sheer bald plot to take my life, with Sheeny Joe to lie behind it—the bug of evil under the dark chip.

Sheeny Joe completely sold himself out to the opposition. This wasn't some kind of fake deal; even though he made Big Kennedy and me think he still cared about us, that wasn’t the case. It wasn't about the money that changed him; honestly, despite all his acting, his desire for revenge against me had never faded. He believed that the time had finally come for him to get back at me. This was nothing more than a straightforward scheme to take my life, with Sheeny Joe plotting behind it—the source of evil lurking in the shadows.

It was in the early evening at my own home. Sheeny Joe came and called me to the door, and all in a hustle of hurry.

It was early evening at my house. Sheeny Joe showed up and called me to the door, all in a rush.

“Big Kennedy wants you to come at once to the Tub of Blood,” said Sheeny Joe.

“Big Kennedy wants you to come right away to the Tub of Blood,” said Sheeny Joe.

The Tub of Blood was a hang-out for certain bludgeon-wielding thugs who lived by the coarser crimes of burglary and highway robbery. It was suspected by Big Kennedy and myself as a camping spot for “repeaters” whom the enemy had been at pains to import against us. We had it then in plan to set the Tin Whistles to the sacking of it three days before the vote.

The Tub of Blood was a hangout for some tough guys who made a living through rough crimes like burglary and robbery. Big Kennedy and I suspected it was a hiding place for “repeat offenders” that the enemy had been trying hard to bring in against us. We then planned to send the Tin Whistles to raid it three days before the vote.

On this word from Sheeny Joe, and thinking that some new programme was afoot, I set forth for the Tub of Blood. As I came through the door, a murderous creature known as Strong-Arm Dan was busy polishing glasses behind the bar. He looked up, and giving a nod toward a door in the rear, said:

On this word from Sheeny Joe, and thinking that some new plan was in the works, I headed for the Tub of Blood. As I walked in the door, a rough guy known as Strong-Arm Dan was busy cleaning glasses behind the bar. He glanced up, nodded toward a door in the back, and said:

“They want you inside.”

“They want you in there.”

The moment I set foot within that rear door, I saw how it was a trap. There were a round dozen waiting, and each the flower of a desperate flock.

The moment I walked through that back door, I realized it was a trap. There were a full dozen waiting, and each one was the best of a desperate group.

In the first surprise of it I did not speak, but instinctively got the wall to my back. As I faced them they moved uneasily, half rising from their chairs, growling, but speaking no word. Their purpose was to attack me; yet they hung upon the edge of the enterprise, apparently in want of a leader. I was not a yard from the door, and having advantage of their slowness began making my way in that direction. They saw that I would escape, and yet they couldn't spur their courage to the leap. It was my perilous repute as a hitter from the shoulder that stood my friend that night.

In the first moment of shock, I didn’t say anything but instinctively pressed my back against the wall. As I faced them, they shifted uncomfortably, half getting up from their chairs, growling but not saying a word. They were ready to attack me, yet they hesitated, seemingly looking for a leader. I was just a yard from the door, and taking advantage of their hesitation, I started moving toward it. They realized I was about to escape, but they couldn’t summon the courage to make a move. It was my dangerous reputation as a tough fighter that helped me out that night.

At last I reached the door. Opening it with my hand behind me, my eyes still on the glaring hesitating roughs, I stepped backward into the main room.

At last, I reached the door. Opening it with my hand behind me, my eyes still on the glaring, hesitant thugs, I stepped backward into the main room.

“Good-night, gentlemen,” was all I said.

“Good night, gentlemen,” was all I said.

“You'll set up the gin, won't you?” cried one, finding his voice.

“You're going to set up the gin, right?” shouted one, finally speaking up.

“Sure!” I returned, and I tossed Strong-Arm Dan a gold piece as I passed the bar. “Give'em what they want while it lasts,” said I.

“Sure!” I replied, and I threw Strong-Arm Dan a gold coin as I walked by the bar. “Give them what they want while it lasts,” I said.

That demand for gin mashed into the teeth of my thoughts like the cogs of a wheel. It would hold that precious coterie for twenty minutes. When I got into the street, I caught the shadow of Sheeny Joe as he twisted around the corner.

That craving for gin slammed into my mind like the gears of a machine. It would keep that tight group occupied for twenty minutes. When I stepped onto the street, I spotted the shadow of Sheeny Joe as he turned the corner.

It was a half-dozen blocks from the Tub of Blood that I blew the gathering call of the Tin Whistles. They came running like hounds to huntsman. Ten minutes later the Tub of Blood lay a pile of ruins, while Strong-Arm Dan and those others, surprised in the midst of that guzzling I had paid for, with heads and faces a hash of wounds and blood and the fear of death upon them, were running or staggering or crawling for shelter, according to what strength remained with them.

It was six blocks away from the Tub of Blood where I sounded the call with the Tin Whistles. They came rushing in like hounds to a huntsman. Ten minutes later, the Tub of Blood was just a heap of rubble, while Strong-Arm Dan and the others, caught off guard in the middle of the drinking I had paid for, with their heads and faces a mess of wounds and blood and fear of death in their eyes, were either running, staggering, or crawling for cover, depending on how much strength they had left.

“It's plain,” said Big Kennedy, when I told of the net that Sheeny Joe had spread for me, “it's plain that you haven't shed your milk-teeth yet. However, you'll be older by an' by, an' then you won't follow off every band of music that comes playin' down the street. No, I don't blame Sheeny Joe; politics is like draw-poker, an' everybody's got a right to fill his hand if he can. Still, while I don't blame him, it's up to us to get hunk an' even on th' play.” Here Big Kennedy pondered for the space of a minute. Then he continued: “I think we'd better make it up-the-river—better railroad the duffer. Discipline's been gettin' slack of late, an' an example will work in hot an' handy. The next crook won't pass us out the double-cross when he sees what comes off in th' case of Sheeny Joe.”

“It's obvious,” said Big Kennedy when I mentioned the trap that Sheeny Joe had set for me, “it's obvious that you’re still a rookie. But don’t worry, you'll be wiser soon enough, and then you won't be chasing after every band that plays down the street. I don’t blame Sheeny Joe; politics is like poker, and everyone has the right to play their hand if they can. Still, while I don’t hold it against him, it’s up to us to get tough and even the score.” Here, Big Kennedy thought for a minute. Then he added, “I think we should take it upstream—better to railroad the fool. Discipline has been getting loose lately, and setting an example will be effective. The next crook won’t try to double-cross us when he sees what happens to Sheeny Joe.”










CHAPTER VIII—THE FATE OF SHEENY JOE

BIG KENNEDY'S suggestion of Sing Sing for Sheeny Joe did not fit with my fancy. Not that a cropped head and a suit of stripes would have been misplaced in the instance of Sheeny Joe, but I had my reputation to consider. It would never do for a first bruiser of his day to fall back on the law for protection. Such coward courses would shake my standing beyond recovery. It would have disgraced the Tin Whistles; thereafter, in that vigorous brotherhood, my commands would have earned naught save laughter. To arrest Sheeny Joe would be to fly in the face of the Tin Whistles and their dearest ethics. When to this I called Big Kennedy's attention, he laughed as one amused.

BIG KENNEDY'S suggestion of Sing Sing for Sheeny Joe didn’t sit right with me. Not that a shaved head and striped suit would be out of place for Sheeny Joe, but I had to think about my reputation. It wouldn’t look good for the top fighter of his time to rely on the law for protection. Such cowardly actions would ruin my standing completely. It would disgrace the Tin Whistles; from then on, in that tough brotherhood, my commands would only get me mocked. Arresting Sheeny Joe would mean going against the Tin Whistles and their core values. When I pointed this out to Big Kennedy, he just laughed as if he found it amusing.

“You don't twig!” said he, recovering a partial gravity. “I'm goin' to send him over th' road for robbery.”

“You don’t get it!” he said, regaining some seriousness. “I’m going to send him across the road for robbery.”

“But he hasn't robbed anybody!”

“But he hasn't stolen from anyone!”

Big Kennedy made a gesture of impatience, mixed with despair.

Big Kennedy shrugged, a mix of annoyance and hopelessness showing on his face.

“Here!” said he at last, “I'll give you a flash of what I'm out to do an' why I'm out to do it. I'm goin' to put Sheeny Joe away to stiffen discipline. He's sold himself, an' th' whole ward knows it. Now I'm goin' to show'em what happens to a turncoat, as a hunch to keep their coats on right side out, d'ye see.”

“Here!” he said finally, “I’ll give you a quick look at what I’m planning and why I’m doing it. I’m going to take care of Sheeny Joe to reinforce discipline. He’s sold out, and the whole neighborhood knows it. Now I’m going to show them what happens to a traitor, as a warning to keep their loyalties straight, you see.”

“But you spoke of a robbery!” I interjected; “Sheeny Joe has robbed no one.”

“But you mentioned a robbery!” I interrupted; “Sheeny Joe hasn’t robbed anyone.”

“I'm gettin' to that,” returned Big Kennedy, with a repressive wave of his broad palm, “an' I can see that you yourself have a lot to learn. Listen: If I knew of any robbery Sheeny Joe had pulled off, I wouldn't have him lagged for that; no, not if he'd taken a jimmy an' cracked a dozen bins. There'd be no lesson in sendin' a duck over th' road in that. Any old woman could have him pinched for a crime he's really pulled off. To leave an impression on these people, you must send a party up for what he hasn't done. Then they understand.”

“I'm getting to that,” Big Kennedy replied, waving his large hand dismissively, “and I can see that you still have a lot to learn. Listen: If I knew about any robbery Sheeny Joe committed, I wouldn't have him arrested for that; no, not even if he broke in with a crowbar and hit a dozen places. There'd be no point in sending someone down for that. Any old woman could have him locked up for a crime he actually committed. To make an impression on these people, you need to send someone in for what he hasn't done. Then they get it.”

For all Big Kennedy's explanation, I still lived in the dark. I made no return, however, either of comment or question; I considered that I had only to look on, and Big Kennedy's purpose would elucidate itself. Big Kennedy and I were in the sanctum that opened off his barroom. He called one of his barmen.

For all of Big Kennedy's explanations, I was still in the dark. I didn't respond with comments or questions; I thought I just needed to observe, and Big Kennedy's intentions would become clear. Big Kennedy and I were in the private room that opened off his bar. He called over one of his bartenders.

“Billy, you know where to find the Rat?” Then, when the other nodded: “Go an' tell the Rat I want him.”

“Billy, do you know where to find the Rat?” Then, when the other nodded: “Go tell the Rat I want to see him.”

“Who is the Rat?” I queried. I had never heard of the Rat.

“Who is the Rat?” I asked. I had never heard of the Rat.

“He's a pickpocket,” responded Big Kennedy, “an' as fly a dip as ever nipped a watch or copped a leather.”

"He's a pickpocket," replied Big Kennedy, "and as slick a thief as ever swiped a watch or grabbed a wallet."

The Rat belonged on the west side of the town, which accounted for my having failed of his acquaintance. Big Kennedy was sure his man would find him.

The Rat lived on the west side of town, which is why I hadn’t gotten to know him. Big Kennedy was confident that his guy would track him down.

“For he grafts nights,” said Big Kennedy, “an' at this time of day it's a cinch he's takin' a snooze. A pickpocket has to have plenty of sleep to keep his hooks from shakin'.”

“For he works nights,” said Big Kennedy, “and at this time of day it's a sure thing he's taking a nap. A pickpocket needs a lot of sleep to keep his hands steady.”

While we were waiting the coming of the Rat, one of the barmen entered to announce a caller. He whispered a word in Big Kennedy's ear.

While we were waiting for the Rat to arrive, one of the bartenders came in to announce a visitor. He leaned in and whispered something in Big Kennedy's ear.

“Sure!” said he. “Tell him to come along.”

“Sure!” he said. “Tell him to join us.”

The gentleman whom the barman had announced, and who was a young clergyman, came into the room. Big Kennedy gave him a hearty handshake, while his red face radiated a welcome.

The young clergyman that the barman had announced entered the room. Big Kennedy gave him a warm handshake, his red face beaming with greeting.

“What is it, Mr. Bronson?” asked Big Kennedy pleasantly; “what can I do for you?”

“What’s up, Mr. Bronson?” asked Big Kennedy cheerfully; “how can I help you?”

The young clergyman's purpose was to ask assistance for a mission which he proposed to start near the Five Points.

The young clergyman's goal was to seek help for a mission he planned to launch near the Five Points.

“Certainly,” said Big Kennedy, “an' not a moment to wait!” With that he gave the young clergyman one hundred dollars.

“Sure,” said Big Kennedy, “and not a second to lose!” With that, he handed the young clergyman one hundred dollars.

When that gentleman, after expressing his thanks, had departed, Big Kennedy sighed.

When that guy, after saying his thanks, left, Big Kennedy sighed.

“I've got no great use for a church,” he said. “I never bought a gold brick yet that wasn't wrapped in a tract. But it's no fun to get a preacher down on you. One of'em can throw stones enough to smash every window in Tammany Hall. Your only show with the preachers is to flatter 'em;—pass'em out the flowers. Most of 'em's as pleased with flattery as a girl. Yes indeed,” he concluded, “I can paste bills on 'em so long as I do it with soft soap.”

“I don't really care for church,” he said. “I've never bought a gold brick that didn't come wrapped in a pamphlet. But it’s not fun to have a preacher against you. Any one of them can throw enough stones to break every window in Tammany Hall. Your best bet with preachers is to flatter them; give them compliments. Most of them are as happy with flattery as a girl. Yes, indeed,” he finished, “I can put up with them as long as I do it with sweet talk.”

The Rat was a slight, quiet individual and looked the young physician rather than the pickpocket. His hands were delicate, and he wore gloves the better to keep them in condition. His step and air were as quiet as those of a cat.

The Rat was a small, quiet person and looked more like a young doctor than a pickpocket. His hands were delicate, and he wore gloves to keep them in good shape. He moved and carried himself as quietly as a cat.

“I want a favor,” said Big Kennedy, addressing the Rat, “an' I've got to go to one of the swell mob to get it. That's why I sent for you, d'ye see! It takes someone finer than a bricklayer to do th' work.”

“I need a favor,” said Big Kennedy, talking to the Rat, “and I have to go to one of the high-class guys to get it. That’s why I asked for you, you see! It takes someone better than a bricklayer to do the job.”

The Rat was uneasily questioning my presence with his eye. Big Kennedy paused to reassure him.

The Rat was warily eyeing me, unsure of my presence. Big Kennedy stopped to give him some reassurance.

“He's th' straight goods,” said Big Kennedy, speaking in a tone wherein were mingled resentment and reproach. “You don't s'ppose I'd steer you ag'inst a brace?”

“He's the real deal,” said Big Kennedy, his tone mixed with resentment and reproach. “You don't think I'd lead you into a trap, do you?”

The Rat said never a word, but his glance left me and he gave entire heed to Big Kennedy.

The Rat didn’t say a word, but he looked away from me and fully focused on Big Kennedy.

“This is the proposition,” resumed Big Kennedy. “You know Sheeny Joe. Shadow him; swing and rattle with him no matter where he goes. The moment you see a chance, get a pocketbook an' put it away in his clothes. When th' roar goes up, tell th' loser where to look. Are you on? Sheeny Joe must get th' collar, an' I want him caught with th' goods, d'ye see.”

“This is the plan,” Big Kennedy continued. “You know Sheeny Joe. Follow him; stay close and keep up with him no matter where he goes. The moment you see an opportunity, take a wallet and stash it in his clothes. When the commotion starts, tell the loser where to look. Are you in? Sheeny Joe needs to get caught, and I want him caught with the stolen stuff, you get what I mean?”

“I don't have to go to court ag'inst him?” said the Rat interrogatively.

“I don’t have to go to court against him?” said the Rat questioningly.

“No,” retorted Big Kennedy, a bit explosively. “You'd look about as well in th' witness box as I would in a pulpit. No, you shift th' leather. Then give th' party who's been touched th' office to go after Sheeny Joe. After that you can screw out; that's as far as you go.”

“No,” Big Kennedy shot back, a bit angrily. “You’d look just as out of place in the witness stand as I would in a church. No, you handle the leather. Then let the person who’s been affected take the lead in going after Sheeny Joe. After that, you can bow out; that’s as far as you go.”

It was the next evening at the ferry. Suddenly a cry went up.

It was the next evening at the ferry. Suddenly, a shout rang out.

“Thief! Thief! My pocketbook is gone!”

“Help! Somebody stole my wallet!”

The shouts found source in a broad man. He was top-heavy with too much beer, but clear enough to realize that his money had disappeared. The Rat, sly, small, clean, inconspicuous, was at his shoulder.

The shouts came from a large man. He was a bit wobbly from drinking too much beer, but he was still aware that his money was gone. The Rat, sneaky, small, neat, and unnoticeable, was right next to him.

“There's your man!” whispered the Rat, pointing to Sheeny Joe, whose footsteps he had been dogging the livelong day; “there's your man!”

“There's your guy!” whispered the Rat, pointing to Sheeny Joe, whose footsteps he had been following all day long; “there's your guy!”

In a moment the broad man had thrown himself upon Sheeny Joe.

In an instant, the stocky man had tackled Sheeny Joe.

“Call the police!” he yelled. “He's got my pocket-book!”

“Call the police!” he shouted. “He took my wallet!”

The officer pulled him off Sheeny Joe, whom he had thrown to the ground and now clung to with the desperation of the robbed.

The officer yanked him away from Sheeny Joe, who he had thrown to the ground and now held onto with the desperation of someone who had just been robbed.

“Give me a look in!” said the officer, thrusting the broad man aside. “If he's got your leather we'll find it.”

“Let me take a look!” said the officer, pushing the big guy aside. “If he has your leather, we’ll find it.”

Sheeny Joe was breathless with the surprise and fury of the broad man's descent upon him. The officer ran his hand over the outside of Sheeny Joe's coat, holding him meanwhile fast by the collar. Then he slipped his hand inside, and drew forth a chubby pocketbook.

Sheeny Joe was gasping from the shock and anger of the large man coming down on him. The officer ran his hand over the outside of Sheeny Joe's jacket while gripping him tightly by the collar. Then he slid his hand inside and pulled out a fat wallet.

“That's it!” screamed the broad man, “that's my wallet with over six hundred dollars in it! The fellow stole it!”

“That's it!” yelled the big guy, “that's my wallet with over six hundred bucks in it! That guy stole it!”

“It's a plant!” gasped Sheeny Joe, his face like ashes. Then to the crowd: “Will somebody go fetch Big John Kennedy? He knows me; he'll say I'm square!”

“It's a plant!” gasped Sheeny Joe, his face pale. Then to the crowd: “Can someone go get Big John Kennedy? He knows me; he’ll vouch for me!”

Big Kennedy arrived at the station as the officer, whose journey was slow because of the throng, came in with Sheeny Joe. Big Kennedy heard the stories of the officer and the broad man with all imaginable patience. Then a deep frown began to knot his brow. He waved Sheeny Joe aside with a gesture that told of virtuous indignation.

Big Kennedy arrived at the station just as the officer, who was moving slowly through the crowd, came in with Sheeny Joe. Big Kennedy listened to the officer and the big guy with endless patience. But soon a deep frown began to crease his forehead. He waved Sheeny Joe away with a gesture that showed he was morally outraged.

“Lock him up!” cried Big Kennedy. “If he'd slugged somebody, even if he'd croaked him, I'd have stuck to him till th' pen'tentiary doors pinched my fingers. But I've no use for a crook. Sing Sing's th' place for him! It's just such fine workers as him who disgrace th' name of Tammany Hall. They lift a leather, an' they make Tammany a cover for th' play.”

“Lock him up!” shouted Big Kennedy. “If he had punched someone, even if he had killed him, I would have stuck by him until the prison doors pinched my fingers. But I have no use for a criminal. Sing Sing is the right place for him! It’s just guys like him who disgrace the name of Tammany Hall. They pickpocket, and they use Tammany as a cover for their schemes.”

“Are you goin' back on me?” wailed Sheeny Joe.

“Are you going back on me?” wailed Sheeny Joe.

“Put him inside!” said Big Kennedy to the officer in charge of the station. Then, to Sheeny Joe, with the flicker of a leer: “Why don't you send to the Tub of Blood?”

“Put him inside!” said Big Kennedy to the officer in charge of the station. Then, to Sheeny Joe, with a sly grin: “Why don't you send to the Tub of Blood?”

“Shall I take bail for him, Mr. Kennedy, if any shows up?” asked the officer in charge.

“Should I take bail for him, Mr. Kennedy, if anyone shows up?” asked the officer in charge.

“No; no bail!” replied Big Kennedy. “If anyone offers, tell him I don't want it done.”

“No way; no bail!” replied Big Kennedy. “If someone offers, just tell them I don't want it.”

It was three weeks later when Sheeny Joe was found guilty, and sentenced to prison for four years. The broad man, the police officer, and divers who at the time of his arrest were looking on, come forward as witnesses against Sheeny Joe, and twelve honest dullards who called themselves a jury, despite his protestations that he was “being jobbed,” instantly declared him guilty. Sheeny Joe, following his sentence, was dragged from the courtroom, crying and cursing the judge, the jury, the witnesses, but most of all Big Kennedy.

It was three weeks later when Sheeny Joe was found guilty and sentenced to four years in prison. The big guy, the police officer, and several people who were watching during his arrest came forward as witnesses against Sheeny Joe, and twelve clueless jurors, despite his claims that he was “being set up,” quickly declared him guilty. After his sentence, Sheeny Joe was led out of the courtroom, shouting and swearing at the judge, the jury, the witnesses, but especially at Big Kennedy.

Nor do I think Big Kennedy's agency in drawing down this fate upon Sheeny Joe was misunderstood by ones with whom it was meant to pass for warning. I argue this from what was overheard by me as we left the courtroom where Sheeny Joe was sentenced. The two in conversation were walking a pace in advance of me.

Nor do I think Big Kennedy's role in bringing this fate upon Sheeny Joe was misunderstood by those it was intended to serve as a warning. I base this on what I overheard as we left the courtroom where Sheeny Joe was sentenced. The two people in conversation were walking a step ahead of me.

“He got four spaces!” said one in an awed whisper.

“He got four spaces!” said one in a amazed whisper.

“He's dead lucky not to go for life!” exclaimed the other. “How much of the double-cross do you guess now Big Kennedy will stand? I've seen a bloke take a slab in th' morgue for less. It was Benny the Bite; he gets a knife between his slats.”

“He's really lucky not to get life!” exclaimed the other. “How much of the betrayal do you think Big Kennedy will tolerate? I've seen a guy end up in the morgue for less. It was Benny the Bite; he got a knife in the ribs.”

“What's it all about, Jawn?” asked Old Mike, who later sat in private review of the case of Sheeny Joe. “Why are you puttin' a four-year smother on that laad?”

“What's it all about, Jawn?” asked Old Mike, who later privately reviewed the case of Sheeny Joe. “Why are you putting a four-year hold on that guy?”

“It's gettin' so,” explained Big Kennedy, “that these people of ours look on politics as a kind of Virginny reel. It's first dance on one side an' then cross to th' other. There's a bundle of money ag'inst us, big enough to trip a dog, an' discipline was givin' way. Our men could smell th' burnin' money an' it made 'em crazy. Somethin' had to come off to sober 'em, an' teach 'em discipline, an' make 'em sing 'Home, Sweet Home'!”

“It's getting to be,” Big Kennedy explained, “that our people see politics like a Virginia reel. First, you dance on one side and then you jump to the other. There's a huge pile of money stacked against us, enough to trip up a dog, and discipline was slipping away. Our guys could smell the burning money, and it drove them wild. Something needed to happen to bring them back to reality, teach them discipline, and make them sing 'Home, Sweet Home'!”

“It's all right, then!” declared Old Mike decisively.

“It's all good, then!” said Old Mike confidently.

“The main thing is to kape up th' organization! Better twinty like that Sheeny Joe should learn th' lockstep than weaken Tammany Hall. Besides, I'm not like th' law. I belave in sindin' folks to prison, not for what they do, but for what they are. An' this la-ad was a har-rd crackther.”

“The main thing is to keep up the organization! Better twenty like that Sheeny Joe should learn the routine than weaken Tammany Hall. Besides, I'm not like the law. I believe in sending people to prison, not for what they do, but for what they are. And this guy was a tough character.”

The day upon which Sheeny Joe went to his prison was election day. Tammany Hall took possession of the town; and for myself, I was made an alderman by a majority that counted into the skies.

The day Sheeny Joe went to prison was election day. Tammany Hall took over the town; and for me, I became an alderman by a majority that reached into the skies.










CHAPTER IX—HOW BIG KENNEDY BOLTED

BEFORE I abandon the late election in its history to the keeping of time past, there is an episode, or, if you will, an accident, which should find relation. Of itself it would have come and gone, and been of brief importance, save for an incident to make one of its elements, which in a later pinch to come of politics brought me within the shadow of a gibbet.

BEFORE I leave the recent election behind in history, there’s an event, or if you prefer, an accident, that deserves mention. On its own, it would have just come and gone, and been of little consequence, but an incident tied to it led me into a difficult political situation that later put me close to danger.

Busy with my vote-getting, I had gone to the docks to confer with the head of a certain gang of stevedores. These latter were hustling up and down the gangplanks, taking the cargo out of a West India coffee boat. The one I had come seeking was aboard the vessel.

Busy with my campaign, I had gone to the docks to discuss things with the leader of a certain group of dockworkers. They were hustling up and down the gangplanks, unloading cargo from a West Indian coffee ship. The person I was looking for was on board the vessel.

I pushed towards the after gangplank, and as I reached it I stepped aside to avoid one coming ashore with a huge sack of coffee on his shoulders. Not having my eyes about me, I caught my toe in a ringbolt and stumbled with a mighty bump against a sailor who was standing on the string-piece of the wharf. With nothing to save him, and a six-foot space opening between the wharf and the ship, the man fell into the river with a cry and a splash. He went to the bottom like so much pig-iron, for he could not swim.

I pushed toward the gangplank, and as I got there, I stepped aside to let someone coming ashore with a huge sack of coffee on his shoulders pass by. Not paying attention, I caught my toe on a ringbolt and stumbled hard into a sailor who was standing on the edge of the wharf. With no way to save himself, and a six-foot gap opening up between the wharf and the ship, the man fell into the river with a shout and a splash. He sank like a stone because he couldn't swim.

It was the work of a moment to throw off my coat and go after him. I was as much at ease in the water as a spaniel, and there would be nothing more dangerous than a ducking in the experiment. I dived and came up with the drowning man in my grip. For all his peril, he took it coolly enough, and beyond spluttering, and puffing, and cracking off a jargon of oaths, added no difficulties to the task of saving his life. We gained help from the dock, and it wasn't five minutes before we found the safe planks beneath our feet again.

It took just a moment to take off my coat and go after him. I was as comfortable in the water as a dog, and getting splashed would be the least of my worries. I dove in and came up with the drowning man in my grasp. Despite his situation, he remained pretty calm, and aside from sputtering, gasping, and letting loose a stream of curses, he didn’t make saving his life any harder. We got assistance from the dock, and it was only five minutes before we were back on solid ground.

The man who had gone overboard so unexpectedly was a keen small dark creature of a Sicilian, and to be noticed for his black eyes, a red handkerchief over his head, and ears looped with golden earrings.

The man who had suddenly gone overboard was a sharp, dark-skinned Sicilian, known for his black eyes, a red handkerchief on his head, and ears adorned with golden earrings.

“No harm done, I think?” said I, when we were both ashore again.

"No harm done, I guess?" I said when we were both back on land.

“I lose-a my knife,” said he with a grin, the water dripping from his hair. He was pointing to the empty scabbard at his belt where he had carried a sheath-knife.

“I lost my knife,” he said with a grin, water dripping from his hair. He was pointing to the empty scabbard at his belt where he used to carry a sheath knife.

“It was my blunder,” said I, “and if you'll hunt me up at Big Kennedy's this evening I'll have another for you.”

“It was my mistake,” I said, “and if you come find me at Big Kennedy's this evening, I'll have another one for you.”

That afternoon, at a pawnshop in the Bowery, I bought a strange-looking weapon, that was more like a single-edged dagger than anything else. It had a buck-horn haft, and was heavy and long, with a blade of full nine inches.

That afternoon, at a pawnshop in the Bowery, I bought an unusual-looking weapon that resembled a single-edged dagger more than anything else. It had a buck-horn handle and was heavy and long, with a blade measuring a full nine inches.

My Sicilian came, as I had told him, and I gave him the knife. He was extravagant in his gratitude.

My Sicilian showed up, just like I told him he would, and I handed him the knife. He was overly grateful.

“You owe me nothing!” he cried. “It is I who owe for my life that you save. But I shall take-a the knife to remember how you pull me out. You good-a man; some day I pull you out—mebby so! who knows?”

“You don’t owe me anything!” he shouted. “I’m the one who owes you for saving my life. But I’ll take the knife to remind me of how you rescued me. You’re a good man; someday I might return the favor—maybe! Who knows?”

With that he was off for the docks again, leaving me neither to hear nor to think of him thereafter for a stirring handful of years.

With that, he was off to the docks again, leaving me with no chance to hear from or think about him for a bunch of exciting years.

It occurred to me as strange, even in a day when I gave less time to thought than I do now, that my first impulse as an alderman should be one of revenge. There was that police captain, who, in the long ago, offered insult to Anne, when she came to beg for my liberty. “Better get back to your window,” said he, “or all the men will have left the street!” The memory of that evil gibe had never ceased to burn me with the hot anger of a coal of fire, and now I resolved for his destruction.

It struck me as odd, even during a time when I didn’t think as much as I do now, that my first instinct as an alderman should be revenge. There was that police captain who, long ago, disrespected Anne when she came to plead for my freedom. “You’d better get back to your window,” he said, “or all the men will have left the street!” The memory of that cruel comment had always stung me with the intensity of a burning coal, and now I was determined to bring about his downfall.

When I told Big Kennedy, he turned the idea on his wheel of thought for full two minutes.

When I mentioned it to Big Kennedy, he pondered the idea for a full two minutes.

“It's your right,” said he at last. “You've got the ax; you're entitled to his head. But say! pick him up on proper charges; get him dead to rights! That aint hard, d'ye see, for he's as crooked as a dog's hind leg. To throw him for some trick he's really turned will bunco these reform guys into thinkin' that we're on th' level.”

“It's your right,” he finally said. “You have the ax; you're entitled to his head. But listen! Make sure to charge him properly; get him dead to rights! It's not hard, you know, because he's as crooked as they come. Using some trick he's actually done will con these reform guys into thinking we're on the up and up.”

The enterprise offered no complexities. A man paid that captain money to save from suppression a resort of flagrant immorality. The bribery was laid bare; he was overtaken in this plain corruption; and next, my combinations being perfect, I broke him as I might break a stick across my knee. He came to me in private the following day.

The operation was straightforward. A guy gave the captain cash to protect a resort known for its blatant immorality. The bribery was exposed; he was caught up in this obvious corruption; and then, with everything in place, I took him down like I would snap a stick over my knee. He came to see me privately the next day.

“What have I done?” said he. “Can I square it?”

“What have I done?” he said. “Can I make it right?”

“Never!” I retorted; “there's some things one can't square.” Then I told him of Anne, and his insult.

“Never!” I shot back; “there are some things you just can't make right.” Then I told him about Anne and his insult.

“That's enough,” he replied, tossing his hand resignedly. “I can take my medicine when it's come my turn.”

“That's enough,” he said, waving his hand dismissively. “I can take my medicine when it's my turn.”

For all that captain's stoicism, despair rang in his tones, and as he left me, the look in his eye was one to warm the cockles of my heart and feed my soul with comfort.

For all that captain's toughness, despair was evident in his voice, and as he walked away, the look in his eye was one that warmed my heart and filled my soul with comfort.

“Speakin' for myself,” said Big Kennedy, in the course of comment, “I don't go much on revenge. Still when it costs nothin', I s'ppose you might as well take it in. Besides, it shows folks that there's a dead-line in th' game. The wise ones will figger that this captain held out on us, or handed us th' worst of it on th' quiet. The example of him gettin' done up will make others run true.”

“Speaking for myself,” said Big Kennedy during the discussion, “I’m not really into revenge. But when it doesn't cost anything, I guess you might as well take it. Besides, it shows people that there are consequences in the game. The smart ones will figure that this captain shortchanged us or gave us the worst of it quietly. Seeing what happened to him will make others behave.”

Several years slipped by wherein as alderman I took my part in the town's affairs. I was never a talking member, and gained no glory for my eloquence. But what I lacked of rhetoric, I made up in stubborn loyalty to Tammany, and I never failed to dispose of my vote according to its mandates.

Several years went by during which I served as an alderman and participated in the town's affairs. I was never one to speak much and didn't gain any recognition for my eloquence. But what I lacked in rhetoric, I compensated for with unwavering loyalty to Tammany, and I always made sure to cast my vote according to its directives.

It was not alone my right, but my duty to do this. I had gone to the polls the avowed candidate of the machine. There was none to vote for me who did not know that my public courses would be shaped and guided by the organization. I was free to assume, therefore, being thus elected as a Tammany member by folk informed to a last expression of all that the phrase implied, that I was bound to carry out the Tammany programmes and execute the Tammany orders. Where a machine and its laws are known, the people when they lift to office one proposed of that machine, thereby direct such officer to submit himself to its direction and conform to its demands.

It wasn’t just my right, but also my responsibility to do this. I had gone to the polls as the official candidate of the organization. There was no one who voted for me who didn’t know that my public actions would be shaped and influenced by the group. So, I could safely assume that, being elected as a Tammany member by people fully aware of what that meant, I was expected to follow Tammany’s agenda and carry out its orders. When a machine and its rules are well-known, the people who elect someone from that machine are essentially directing that person to follow its leadership and meet its expectations.

There will be ones to deny this. And these gentry of denials will be plausible, and furnish the thought of an invincible purity for their assumptions. They should not, however, be too sure for their theories. They themselves may be the ones in error. They should reflect that wherever there dwells a Yes there lives also a No. These contradictionists should emulate my own forbearance.

There will be people who deny this. And these denying folks will seem convincing and support their ideas with a sense of unbeatable purity. However, they shouldn't be too confident in their theories. They might be the ones who are mistaken. They should consider that wherever there is a Yes, there is also a No. These contradictionists should try to practice my own patience.

I no more claim to be wholly right for my attitude of implicit obedience to the machine, than I condemn as wholly wrong their own position of boundless denunciation. There is no man so bad he may not be defended; there lives none so good he does not need defense; and what I say of a man might with equal justice be said of any dogma of politics. As I set forth in my preface, the true and the false, the black and the white in politics will rest ever with the point of view.

I don’t claim to be completely right for my attitude of total obedience to the system, just as I don’t believe that their extreme criticism is completely wrong. There is no person so bad that they can’t be defended; there’s no one so good that they don’t need defense; and what I say about a person could just as easily apply to any political belief. As I mentioned in my introduction, what’s seen as true or false, right or wrong in politics will always depend on one’s perspective.

During my years as an alderman I might have made myself a wealthy man. And that I did not do so, was not because I had no profit of the place. As the partner, unnamed, in sundry city contracts, riches came often within my clutch. But I could not keep them; I was born with both hands open and had the hold of money that a riddle has of water.

During my time as an alderman, I could have made myself rich. The reason I didn't wasn't because I didn't benefit from the position. As an unnamed partner in various city contracts, wealth often came within my reach. But I couldn't hold onto it; I was born with both hands open and had as little grip on money as a riddle has on water.

This want of a money wit is a defect of my nature. A great merchant late in my life once said to me:

This lack of financial savvy is a flaw in my character. A successful merchant told me later in my life:

“Commerce—money-getting—is like a sea, and every man, in large or little sort, is a mariner. Some are buccaneers, while others are sober merchantmen. One lives by taking prizes, the other by the proper gains of trade. You belong to the buccaneers by your birth. You are not a business man, but a business wolf. Being a wolf, you will waste and never save. Your instinct is to pull down each day's beef each day. You should never buy nor sell nor seek to make money with money. Your knowledge of money is too narrow. Up to fifty dollars you are wise. Beyond that point you are the greatest dunce I ever met.”

“Commerce—making money—is like an ocean, and everyone, whether big or small, is a sailor. Some are pirates, while others are honest traders. One survives by raiding ships, the other through fair commerce. You were born to be a pirate. You're not a businessperson, but a business predator. As a predator, you'll waste and never save. Your instinct is to grab whatever you can every day. You should never buy or sell or try to profit from money. Your understanding of money is too limited. Up to fifty dollars, you're smart. Beyond that, you're the biggest fool I've ever met.”

Thus lectured the man of markets, measuring sticks, and scales; and while I do not think him altogether exact, there has been much in my story to bear out what he said. It was not that I wasted my money in riot, or in vicious courses. My morals were good, and I had no vices. This was not much to my credit; my morals were instinctive, like the morals of an animal. My one passion was for politics, and my one ambition the ambition to lead men. Nor was I eager to hold office; my hope went rather to a day when I should rule Tammany as its Chief. My genius was not for the show ring; I cared nothing for a gilded place. That dream of my heart's wish was to be the power behind the screen, and to put men up and take men down, place them and move them about, and play at government as one might play at chess. Still, while I dreamed of an unbridled day to come, I was for that the more sedulous to execute the orders of Big Kennedy. I had not then to learn that the art of command is best studied in the art of obedience.

So spoke the man of markets, measuring sticks, and scales; and while I don’t think he was completely accurate, there’s a lot in my story that supports what he said. It wasn't that I squandered my money on wild living or immoral behavior. My morals were good, and I had no vices. That’s not saying much; my morals were instinctive, like an animal's. My only passion was for politics, and my only ambition was to lead people. I wasn’t really looking to hold office; rather, I hoped for a day when I could rule Tammany as its Chief. My talent wasn't for the spotlight; I didn’t care about a flashy position. The dream of my heart was to be the power behind the scenes, to elevate and remove people, place them and move them around, and play at government like one might play chess. Yet, while I dreamed of a day filled with possibilities, I was all the more diligent in executing Big Kennedy's orders. I hadn’t yet learned that the skill of leading is best understood through the skill of following.

To be entirely frank, I ought to name the one weakness that beset me, and which more than any spendthrift tendency lost me my fortune as fast as it flowed in. I came never to be a gambler in the card or gaming table sense, but I was inveterate to wager money on a horse. While money lasted, I would bet on the issue of every race that was run, and I was made frequently bankrupt thereby. However, I have said enough of my want of capacity to hoard. I was young and careless; moreover, with my place as alderman, and that sovereignty I still held among the Red Jackets, when my hand was empty I had but to stretch it forth to have it filled again.

To be completely honest, I should point out the one weakness that really got to me and lost me my fortune as quickly as it came in. I was never a gambler in the typical sense of cards or casino games, but I was addicted to betting money on horses. As long as I had money, I would bet on every race that happened, and that often left me bankrupt. However, I've said enough about my inability to save money. I was young and careless; also, with my position as an alderman and the influence I still had among the Red Jackets, whenever I was broke, all I had to do was reach out, and I could get money again.

In my boyhood I went garbed of rags and patches. Now when money came, I sought the first tailor of the town. I went to him drawn of his high prices; for I argued, and I think sagaciously, that where one pays the most one gets the best.

In my childhood, I wore rags and patches. Now that I had some money, I went to the best tailor in town. I was attracted to him despite his high prices because I figured, and I think wisely, that if you pay the most, you get the best quality.

Nor, when I found that tailor, did I seek to direct him in his labors. I put myself in his hands, and was guided to quiet blacks and grays, and at his hint gave up thoughts of those plaids and glaring checks to which my tastes went hungering. That tailor dressed me like a gentleman and did me a deal of good. I am not one to say that raiment makes the man, and yet I hold that it has much to do with the man's behavior. I can say in my own case that when I was thus garbed like a gentleman, my conduct was at once controlled in favor of the moderate. I was instantly ironed of those rougher wrinkles of my nature, which last, while neither noisy nor gratuitously violent, was never one of peace.

Nor, when I found that tailor, did I try to direct him in his work. I trusted him completely and was led to choose calm blacks and grays, and at his suggestion, I let go of my cravings for plaids and loud checks. That tailor dressed me like a gentleman and really helped me out. I'm not one to say that clothes make the man, but I do believe they influence a person's behavior a lot. Personally, I can say that when I was dressed like a gentleman, my behavior instantly shifted toward the more moderate. I was immediately smoothed out of those rougher edges of my personality, which, while not loud or needlessly violent, was never exactly peaceful.

The important thing was that these clothes of gentility gave me multiplied vogue with ones who were peculiarly my personal followers. They earned me emphasis with my Red Jackets, who still bore me aloft as their leader, and whose favor I must not let drift. The Tin Whistles, too, drew an awe from this rich yet civil uniform which strengthened my authority in that muscular quarter. I had grown, as an alderman and that one next in ward power to Big Kennedy, to a place which exempted me from those harsher labors of fist and bludgeon in which, whenever the exigencies of a campaign demanded, the Tin Whistles were still employed. But I claimed my old mastery over them. I would not permit so hardy a force to go to another's hands, and while I no longer led their war parties, I was always in the background, giving them direction and stopping them when they went too far.

The important thing was that these fancy clothes gave me a huge boost in popularity with my personal followers. They earned me respect from my Red Jackets, who still supported me as their leader, and I couldn’t let their favor slip away. The Tin Whistles also respected this luxurious but classy uniform, which strengthened my authority in that tough area. As an alderman and second in command to Big Kennedy in the ward, I had reached a position that kept me away from the tougher, gritty work of fighting and violence, which the Tin Whistles were still involved in whenever a campaign needed it. But I still maintained my influence over them. I wouldn’t let such a powerful group fall under someone else’s command, and even though I no longer led their attacks, I was always in the background, guiding them and pulling them back when they went too far.

It was demanded of my safety that I retain my hold upon both the Tin Whistles and the Red Jackets. However eminent I might be, I was by no means out of the ruck, and my situation was to be sustained only by the strong hand. The Tin Whistles and the Red Jackets were the sources of my importance, and if my voice were heeded or my word owned weight it was because they stood ever ready to my call. Wherefore, I cultivated their favor, secured my place among them, while at the same time I forced them to obey to the end that they as well as I be preserved.

I had to make sure I kept my hold on both the Tin Whistles and the Red Jackets for my own safety. No matter how important I was, I was still very much in the thick of things, and I could only maintain my position through force. The Tin Whistles and the Red Jackets were the key to my significance, and the reason my voice was heard and my words carried weight was because they were always ready to back me up. Therefore, I worked to win their favor, secured my place among them, and at the same time, I made sure they obeyed so that we all could stay safe.

Those clothes of a gentleman not only augmented, but declared my strength. In that time a fine coat was an offense to ones more coarsely clothed. A well-dressed stranger could not have walked three blocks on the East Side without being driven to do battle for his life. Fine linen was esteemed a challenge, and that I should be so arrayed and go unscathed, proved not alone my popularity, but my dangerous repute. Secretly, it pleased my shoulder-hitters to see their captain so garbed; and since I could defend my feathers, they made of themselves another reason of leadership. I was growing adept of men, and I counted on this effect when I spent my money with that tailor.

Those clothes of a gentleman not only enhanced but also showcased my strength. Back then, wearing a fine coat offended those who were dressed more simply. A well-dressed stranger couldn't walk three blocks on the East Side without being forced to fight for his life. Nice linen was seen as a challenge, and the fact that I could be so well-dressed and go unscathed showed not just my popularity but also my dangerous reputation. Secretly, it satisfied my followers to see their leader dressed like this; and since I could defend my style, they had another reason to see me as a leader. I was getting better at dealing with men, and I considered this effect when I spent my money on that tailor.

While I thus lay aside for the moment the running history of events that were as the stepping stones by which I crossed from obscurity and poverty to power and wealth, to have a glance at myself in my more personal attitudes, I should also relate my marriage and how I took a wife. It was Anne who had charge of the business, and brought me this soft victory. Had it not been for Anne, I more than half believe I would have had no wife at all; for I was eaten of an uneasy awkwardness whenever my fate delivered me into the presence of a girl. However earnestly Anne might counsel, I had no more of parlor wisdom than a savage, Anne, while sighing over my crudities and the hopeless thickness of my wits, established herself as a bearward to supervise my conduct. She picked out my wife for me, and in days when I should have been a lover, but was a graven image and as stolid, carried forward the courting in my stead.

While I set aside the ongoing story of how I moved from obscurity and poverty to power and wealth for a moment, I should reflect on my personal life, specifically my marriage and how I ended up with a wife. It was Anne who managed the business and guided me to this gentle victory. I believe that without Anne, I probably wouldn't have married at all; I was plagued by a nervous awkwardness each time fate placed me in front of a girl. No matter how earnestly Anne tried to advise me, I had as much social grace as a savage. As she sighed over my clumsiness and the hopeless fog of my thoughts, she took on the role of a matchmaker to oversee my behavior. She chose my wife for me, and during times when I should have been a suitor, but was as unresponsive as a statue, she handled the courtship for me.

It was none other than Apple Cheek upon whom Anne pitched—Apple Cheek, grown rounder and more fair, with locks like cornsilk, and eyes of even a deeper blue than on that day of the docks. Anne had struck out a friendship for Apple Cheek from the beginning, and the two were much in one another's company. And so one day, by ways and means I was too much confused to understand, Anne had us before the priest. We were made husband and wife; Apple Cheek brave and sweet, I looking like a fool in need of keepers.

It was none other than Apple Cheek that Anne had her sights set on—Apple Cheek, who had become rounder and more beautiful, with hair like cornsilk and eyes even a deeper blue than on that day by the docks. From the start, Anne had formed a friendship with Apple Cheek, and the two spent a lot of time together. One day, through ways and means that I couldn't quite grasp, Anne had us standing before the priest. We became husband and wife; Apple Cheek was brave and sweet, while I looked like a fool in need of supervision.

Anne, the architect of this bliss, was in tears; and yet she must have kept her head, for I remember how she recalled me to the proprieties of my new station.

Anne, the creator of this happiness, was crying; and yet she must have stayed composed, because I remember how she reminded me of the expectations that come with my new position.

“Why don't you kiss your bride!” cried Anne, at the heel of the ceremony.

“Why don’t you kiss your bride!” shouted Anne, at the end of the ceremony.

Anne snapped out the words, and they rang in my delinquent ears like a storm bell. Apple Cheek, eyes wet to be a match for Anne's, put up her lips with all the courage in the world. I kissed her, much as one might salute a hot flatiron. Still I kissed her; and I think to the satisfaction of a church-full looking on; but I knew what men condemned have felt on that journey to block and ax.

Anne shot the words out, and they echoed in my rebellious ears like a storm warning. Apple Cheek, with eyes as teary as Anne's, bravely offered her lips. I kissed her, like someone might awkwardly greet a hot iron. Still, I went through with it; and I think it pleased the crowd watching, but I understood the feelings of those who are condemned as they walk toward their fate.

Apple Cheek and her choice of me made up the sweetest fortune of my life, and now when I think of her it is as if I stood in a flood of sunshine. So far as I was able, I housed her and robed her as though she were the daughter of a king, and while I have met treason in others and desertion where I looked for loyalty, I held her heart-fast, love-fast, faith-fast, ever my own. She was my treasure, and when she died it was as though my own end had come.

Apple Cheek and her choice of me created the sweetest fortune of my life, and now when I think of her, it feels like I'm standing in a flood of sunshine. I did everything I could to care for her and dress her as if she were the daughter of a king, and even though I experienced betrayal from others and abandonment when I expected loyalty, I held her close—heart, love, and faith—always mine. She was my treasure, and when she passed away, it felt like my own end had come.

Big Kennedy and the then Chief of Tammany, during my earlier years as alderman, were as Jonathan and David. They were ever together, and their plans and their interests ran side by side. At last they began to fall apart. Big Kennedy saw a peril in this too-close a partnership, and was for putting distance between them. It was Old Mike who thus counseled him. The aged one became alarmed by the raw and insolent extravagance of the Chief's methods.

Big Kennedy and the Chief of Tammany, during my earlier years as an alderman, were like Jonathan and David. They were always together, and their plans and interests aligned perfectly. Eventually, they started to drift apart. Big Kennedy recognized a danger in this overly close relationship and wanted to put some distance between them. It was Old Mike who advised him this way. The old man began to worry about the bold and arrogant extravagance of the Chief's methods.

“Th' public,” said Old Mike, “is a sheep, while ye do no more than just rob it. But if ye insult it, it's a wolf. Now this man insults th' people. Better cut loose from him, Jawn; he'll get ye all tor-rn to pieces.”

“People,” said Old Mike, “are like sheep, and you just take advantage of them. But if you insult them, they become like wolves. Now this guy is insulting the people. It's best to distance yourself from him, Jawn; he'll get you all torn apart.”

The split came when, by suggestion of Old Mike and

The split happened when Old Mike suggested and

Big Kennedy, I refused to give my vote as alderman to a railway company asking a terminal. There were millions of dollars in the balance, and without my vote the machine and the railway company were powerless. The stress was such that the mighty Chief himself came down to Big Kennedy's saloon—a sight to make men stare!

Big Kennedy, I refused to cast my vote as alderman for a railway company that was requesting a terminal. There were millions of dollars at stake, and without my vote, both the machine and the railway company were powerless. The pressure was so intense that the powerful Chief himself came down to Big Kennedy's bar—a sight to behold!

The two, for a full hour, were locked in Big Kennedy's sanctum; when they appeared I could read in the black anger that rode on the brow of the Chief how Big Kennedy had declined his orders, and now stood ready to abide the worst. Big Kennedy, for his side, wore an air of confident serenity, and as I looked at the pair and compared them, one black, the other beaming, I was surprised into the conviction that Big Kennedy of the two was the superior natural force. As the Chief reached the curb he said:

The two were locked in Big Kennedy's office for a full hour. When they finally came out, I could see the dark anger on the Chief's face, showing how Big Kennedy had rejected his orders and was now prepared to face whatever happened next. Big Kennedy, on the other hand, exuded an air of calm confidence. As I looked at them and compared the two—one angry and the other smiling—I was struck by the feeling that Big Kennedy was the stronger presence of the two. As the Chief stepped onto the curb, he said:

“You know the meaning of this. I shall tear you in two in the middle an' leave you on both sides of the street!”

“You know what this means. I will split you in half right down the middle and leave you lying on both sides of the street!”

“If you do, I'll never squeal,” returned Big Kennedy carelessly. “But you can't; I've got you counted. I can hold the ward ag'inst all you'll send. An' you look out for yourself! I'll throw a switch on you yet that'll send you to th' scrapheap.”

“If you do, I won’t tell a soul,” Big Kennedy replied nonchalantly. “But you can’t; I’ve got you figured out. I can handle everything you throw at me. And you better watch your back! I’ll set you up in a way that’ll send you packing.”

“I s'ppose you think you know what you're doin'?” said the other angrily.

“I suppose you think you know what you're doing?” said the other angrily.

“You can put a bet on it that I do,” retorted Big Kennedy. “I wasn't born last week.”

“You can bet on it that I do,” replied Big Kennedy. “I wasn't born yesterday.”

That evening as we sat silent and thoughtful, Big Kennedy broke forth with a word.

That evening, as we sat quietly and lost in thought, Big Kennedy suddenly spoke up.

“I've got it! You're on speakin' terms with that old duffer, Morton, who's forever talkin' about bein' a taxpayer. He likes you, since you laid out Jimmy the Blacksmith that time. See him, an' fill him up with th' notion that he ought to go to Congress. It won't be hard; he's sure he ought to go somewhere, an' Congress will fit him to a finish. In two days he'll think he's on his way to be a second Marcy. Tell him that if his people will put him up, we'll join dogs with 'em an' pull down th' place. You can say that we can't stand th' dishonesty an' corruption at th' head of Tammany Hall, an' are goin' to make a bolt for better government. We'll send the old sport to Congress. He'll give us a bundle big enough to fight the machine, an' plank dollar for dollar with it. An' it'll put us in line for a hook-up with th' reform bunch in th' fight for th' town next year. It's the play to make; we're goin' to see stormy weather, you an' me, an' it's our turn to make for cover. We'll put up this old party, Morton, an' give th' machine a jolt. Th' Chief'll leave me on both sides of th' street, will he? I'll make him think, before he's through, that he's run ag'inst th' pole of a dray.”

“I’ve got it! You’re on speaking terms with that old guy, Morton, who’s always going on about being a taxpayer. He likes you because you took down Jimmy the Blacksmith that one time. Talk to him and get him pumped up about running for Congress. It won’t be hard; he’s convinced he’s meant to go somewhere, and Congress would suit him perfectly. In two days, he’ll believe he’s on his way to becoming a second Marcy. Tell him that if his people support him, we’ll team up with them and take down the place. You can say that we can’t tolerate the dishonesty and corruption at the top of Tammany Hall, and we’re going to fight for better government. We’ll send that old sport to Congress. He’ll give us enough money to take on the machine, matching them dollar for dollar. And it’ll set us up for an alliance with the reform group in next year’s battle for the town. This is the way to go; we’re heading into stormy weather, you and me, and it’s our time to find shelter. We’ll support this old party, Morton, and give the machine a shake-up. The Chief will leave me with issues on both sides of the street, will he? I’ll make him think, before it’s over, that he’s up against a freight train.”










CHAPTER X—HOW JIMMY THE BLACKSMITH DIED

BIG KENNEDY was right; the reputable old gentleman rose to that lure of Congress like any bass to any fly. It was over in a trice, those preliminaries; he was proud to be thus called upon to serve the people. Incidentally, it restored his hope in the country's future to hear that such tried war-dogs of politics as Big Kennedy and myself were making a line of battle against dishonesty in place. These and more were said to me by the reputable old gentleman when I bore him that word how Big Kennedy and I were ready to be his allies. The reputable old gentleman puffed and glowed with the sheer glory of my proposal, and seemed already to regard his election as a thing secured.

BIG KENNEDY was right; the respected old gentleman jumped at the chance to be in Congress just like a bass going after a fly. Those initial discussions went by in no time; he was honored to be called upon to serve the people. It also gave him renewed hope for the country’s future to hear that experienced politicians like Big Kennedy and I were teaming up to fight against dishonesty in office. The respected old gentleman said this and more when I told him that Big Kennedy and I were ready to support him. He beamed with pride at my proposal and already seemed to believe his election was a done deal.

In due course, his own tribe placed him in nomina-ton. That done, Big Kennedy called a meeting of his people and declared for the reputable old gentleman's support. Big Kennedy did not wait to be attacked by the Tammany machine; he took the initiative and went to open rebellion, giving as his reason the machine's corruption.

In due time, his own tribe nominated him. Once that was complete, Big Kennedy called a meeting with his people and announced his support for the respected elder. Big Kennedy didn't wait to be targeted by the Tammany machine; he took the initiative and openly rebelled, citing the machine's corruption as his reason.

“Tammany Hall has fallen into the hands of thieves!” shouted Big Kennedy, in a short but pointed address which he made to his clansmen. “As an honest member of Tammany, I am fighting to rescue the organization.”

“Tammany Hall has fallen into the hands of criminals!” shouted Big Kennedy, in a brief but impactful speech he gave to his fellow members. “As an honest member of Tammany, I am fighting to save the organization.”

In its way, the move was a master-stroke. It gave us the high ground, since it left us still in the party, still in Tammany Hall. It gave us a position and a battle-cry, and sent us into the conflict with a cleaner fame than it had been our wont to wear.

In its own way, the move was brilliant. It gave us the upper hand because we remained in the party, still part of Tammany Hall. It provided us with a position and a rallying cry, and it sent us into the fight with a reputation that was cleaner than we were used to.

In the beginning, the reputable old gentleman paid a pompous visit to Big Kennedy. Like all who saw that leader, the reputable old gentleman came to Big Kennedy's saloon. This last was a point upon which Big Kennedy never failed to insist.

In the beginning, the respected old man made a grand visit to Big Kennedy. Like everyone who met that leader, the respected old man went to Big Kennedy's bar. This was something Big Kennedy always emphasized.

“Th' man,” said Big Kennedy, “who's too good to go into a saloon, is too good to go into politics; if he's goin' to dodge th' one, he'd better duck the' other.”

“ The guy,” said Big Kennedy, “who's too good to step into a bar, is too good to get into politics; if he's planning to avoid one, he might as well steer clear of the other.”

The reputable old gentleman met this test of the barrooms, and qualified for politics without a quaver. Had a barroom been the shelter of his infancy, he could not have worn a steadier assurance. As he entered, he laid a bill on the bar for the benefit of the public then and there athirst. Next he intimated a desire to talk privately with Big Kennedy, and set his course for the sanctum as though by inspiration. Big Kennedy called me to the confab; closing the door behind us, we drew together about the table.

The respected old man faced the challenge of the barrooms and confidently stepped into the world of politics. If he had grown up in a barroom, he couldn't have been more sure of himself. As he walked in, he placed a bill on the bar for the thirsty patrons. Then, he expressed a wish to speak privately with Big Kennedy and moved towards the private area as if guided by instinct. Big Kennedy invited me to join the conversation; after closing the door behind us, we gathered around the table.

“Let's cut out th' polite prelim'naries,” said Big Kennedy, “an' come down to tacks. How much stuff do you feel like blowin' in?”

“Let’s skip the polite chit-chat,” said Big Kennedy, “and get straight to the point. How much are you willing to spend?”

“How much should it take?” asked the reputable old gentleman.

“How long will it take?” asked the respected older gentleman.

“Say twenty thousand!” returned Big Kennedy, as cool as New Year's Day.

“Say twenty thousand!” replied Big Kennedy, as calm as a sunny New Year's Day.

“Twenty thousand dollars!” repeated the reputable old gentleman, with wide eyes. “Will it call for so much as that?”

“Twenty thousand dollars!” the respectable old man echoed, wide-eyed. “Will it really require that much?”

“If you're goin' to put in money, put in enough to win. There's no sense puttin' in just enough to lose. Th' other fellows will come into th' district with money enough to burn a wet dog. We've got to break even with 'em, or they'll have us faded from th' jump.”

“If you're going to invest money, invest enough to actually win. There’s no point in putting in just enough to lose. The other guys will come into the area with money to burn. We’ve got to match them, or they’ll have us out of the picture from the start.”

“But what can you do with so much?” asked the reputable old gentleman dismally. “It seems a fortune! What would you do with it?”

“But what can you do with all that?” asked the respected old gentleman gloomily. “It feels like a fortune! What would you do with it?”

“Mass meetin's, bands, beer, torches, fireworks, halls; but most of all, buy votes.”

“Mass meetings, bands, beer, torches, fireworks, halls; but most importantly, buy votes.”

“Buy votes!” exclaimed the reputable old gentleman, his cheek paling.

“Buy votes!” shouted the respected older gentleman, his face going pale.

“Buy 'em by th' bunch, like a market girl sells radishes!” Then, seeing the reputable old gentleman's horror: “How do you s'ppose you're goin' to get votes? You don't think that these dock-wallopers an' river pirates are stuck on you personally, do you?”

“Buy them by the bunch, like a market girl sells radishes!” Then, seeing the respectable old gentleman's shock: “How do you suppose you're going to get votes? You don't really think these dock workers and river pirates are fans of yours personally, do you?”

“But their interest as citizens! I should think they'd look at that!”

“But their interest as citizens! I would think they'd consider that!”

“Their first interest as citizens,” observed Big Kennedy, with a cynical smile, “is a five-dollar bill.”

“Their main concern as citizens,” noted Big Kennedy with a cynical smile, “is a five-dollar bill.”

“But do you think it right to purchase votes?” asked the reputable old gentleman, with a gasp.

“But do you think it’s okay to buy votes?” asked the respected older man, gasping.

“Is it right to shoot a man? No. Is it right to shoot a man if he's shootin' at you? Yes. Well, these mugs are goin' to buy votes, an' keep at it early an' late. Which is why I say it's dead right to buy votes to save yourself. Besides, you're th' best man; it's th' country's welfare we're protectin', d'ye see!”

“Is it okay to shoot someone? No. Is it okay to shoot someone if they're shooting at you? Yes. Well, these guys are going to buy votes and keep doing it morning and night. That’s why I say it’s completely justified to buy votes to protect yourself. Plus, you're the best candidate; we’re looking out for the country's welfare, you see!”

The reputable old gentleman remained for a moment in deep thought. Then he got upon his feet to go.

The respected older man paused for a moment, lost in thought. Then he stood up to leave.

“I'll send my son to talk with you,” he said. Then faintly: “I guess this will be all right.”

“I'll have my son talk to you,” he said. Then softly: “I think this will be fine.”

“There's somethin' you've forgot,” said Big Kennedy with a chuckle, as he shook hands with the reputable old gentleman when the latter was about to depart; “there's a bet you've overlooked.” Then, as the other seemed puzzled: “You aint got off your bluff about bein' a taxpayer. But, I understand! This is exec'tive session, an' that crack about bein' a taxpayer is more of a public utterance. You're keepin' it for th' stump, most likely.”

“There's something you've forgotten,” said Big Kennedy with a laugh as he shook hands with the respected old man just before he was about to leave. “There's a bet you’ve missed.” Then, seeing the other man look confused, he added, “You haven't dropped your act about being a taxpayer. But I get it! This is an executive session, and that line about being a taxpayer is more for the public. You're probably saving it for when you're on the campaign trail.”

“I'll send my son to you to-night,” repeated the reputable old gentleman, too much in the fog of Big Kennedy's generous figures to heed his jests about taxpayers. “He'll be here about eight o'clock.”

“I'll send my son to you tonight,” repeated the respectable old man, too caught up in Big Kennedy's generous numbers to pay attention to his jokes about taxpayers. “He'll be here around eight o'clock.”

“That's right!” said Big Kennedy. “The sooner we get th' oil, th' sooner we'll begin to light up.”

“That's right!” said Big Kennedy. “The sooner we get the oil, the sooner we'll start lighting up.”

The reputable old gentleman kept his word concerning his son and that young gentleman's advent. The latter was with us at eight, sharp, and brought two others of hard appearance to bear him company as a kind of bodyguard. The young gentleman was slight and superfine, with eyeglass, mustache, and lisp. He accosted Big Kennedy, swinging a dainty cane the while in an affected way.

The respected old man honored his promise about his son and that young man's arrival. The latter arrived right at eight, sharp, and brought along two tough-looking guys to act as a sort of bodyguard. The young man was slim and refined, sporting an eyeglass, a mustache, and a lisp. He approached Big Kennedy, casually swinging a fancy cane in an affected manner.

“I'm Mr. Morton—Mr. James Morton,” he drawled. “You know my father.”

“I'm Mr. Morton—Mr. James Morton,” he said in a slow voice. “You know my dad.”

Once in the sanctum, and none save Big Kennedy and myself for company, young Morton came to the question.

Once we were in the private room, and it was just Big Kennedy and me, young Morton got to the point.

“My father's running for Congress. But he's old-fashioned; he doesn't understand these things.” The tones were confident and sophisticated. I began to see how the eyeglass, the cane, and the lisp belied our caller. Under his affectations, he was as keen and cool a hand as Big Kennedy himself. “No,” he repeated, taking meanwhile a thick envelope from his frock-coat, “he doesn't understand. The idea of money shocks him, don't y' know.”

“My dad's running for Congress. But he's old-school; he doesn’t get these things.” The tones were confident and sophisticated. I began to realize how the glasses, the cane, and the lisp masked our caller. Under his quirks, he was as sharp and composed as Big Kennedy himself. “No,” he repeated, pulling a thick envelope from his overcoat, “he doesn’t understand. The idea of money shocks him, you know.”

“That's it!” returned Big Kennedy, sympathetically. “He's old-fashioned; he thinks this thing is like runnin' to be superintendent of a Sunday school. He aint down to date.”

“That's it!” Big Kennedy replied, sympathetically. “He's old-fashioned; he thinks this is like running for the superintendent of a Sunday school. He’s not up to date.”

“Here,” observed our visitor, tapping the table with the envelope, and smiling to find himself and Big Kennedy a unit as to the lamentable innocence of his father, “here are twenty one-thousand-dollar bills. I didn't draw a check for reasons you appreciate. I shall trust you to make the best use of this money. Also, I shall work with you through the campaign.”

“Here,” our visitor said, tapping the table with the envelope and smiling to see that he and Big Kennedy agreed on the unfortunate naivety of his father, “here are twenty one-thousand-dollar bills. I didn’t write a check for reasons you understand. I trust you to make the best use of this money. Also, I’ll work with you during the campaign.”

With that, the young gentleman went his way, humming a tune; and all as though leaving twenty thousand dollars in the hands of some chance-sown politician was the common employment of his evenings. When he was gone, Big Kennedy opened the envelope. There they were; twenty one-thousand-dollar bills. Big Kennedy pointed to them as they lay on the table.

With that, the young man went on his way, humming a tune; and it seemed like leaving twenty thousand dollars with some random politician was just a regular part of his evenings. After he left, Big Kennedy opened the envelope. There it was; twenty one-thousand-dollar bills. Big Kennedy pointed to them as they lay on the table.

“There's the reformer for you!” he said. “He'll go talkin' about Tammany Hall; but once he himself goes out for an office, he's ready to buy a vote or burn a church! But say! that young Morton's all right!” Here Big Kennedy's manner betrayed the most profound admiration. “He's as flossy a proposition as ever came down th' pike.” Then his glance recurred doubtfully to the treasure. “I wish he'd brought it 'round by daylight. I'll have to set up with this bundle till th' bank opens. Some fly guy might cop a sneak on it else. There's a dozen of my best customers, any of whom would croak a man for one of them bills.”

“There's the reformer for you!” he said. “He'll talk about Tammany Hall, but as soon as he goes for an office, he's ready to buy a vote or set a church on fire! But hey! that young Morton’s all right!” Here Big Kennedy's demeanor showed deep admiration. “He's as flashy a deal as ever came down the road.” Then his gaze returned uncertainly to the treasure. “I wish he’d brought it around in the daylight. I’ll have to stay up with this bundle until the bank opens. Some slick guy might make a sneak for it otherwise. I’ve got a dozen of my best customers, any of whom would kill for one of those bills.”

The campaign went forward rough and tumble. Big Kennedy spent money like water, the Red Jackets never slept, while the Tin Whistles met the plug-uglies of the enemy on twenty hard-fought fields.

The campaign moved ahead amid chaos. Big Kennedy spent money freely, the Red Jackets were always active, while the Tin Whistles faced the enemy's tough fighters on twenty intense battlefields.

The only move unusual, however, was one made by that energetic exquisite, young Morton. Young Morton, in the thick from the first, went shoulder to shoulder with Big Kennedy and myself. One day he asked us over to his personal headquarters.

The only unusual move, however, was made by that lively and charming young Morton. Young Morton, fully engaged from the start, stood shoulder to shoulder with Big Kennedy and me. One day, he invited us to his personal headquarters.

“You know,” said he, with his exasperating lisp, and daintily adjusting his glasses, “how there's a lot of negroes to live over this way—quite a settlement of them.”

“You know,” he said, with his annoying lisp, and carefully adjusting his glasses, “there are a lot of Black people living around here—quite a community of them.”

“Yes,” returned Big Kennedy, “there's about three hundred votes among 'em. I've never tried to cut in on 'em, because there's no gettin' a nigger to vote th' Tammany ticket.”

“Yes,” replied Big Kennedy, “there are about three hundred votes among them. I've never tried to interfere with them because it's impossible to get a Black person to vote for the Tammany ticket.”

“Three hundred votes, did you say?” lisped the youthful manager. “I shall get six hundred.” Then, to a black who was hovering about: “Call in those new recruits.”

“Three hundred votes, did you say?” said the young manager, speaking through his lisp. “I’ll get six hundred.” Then, to a Black man who was nearby: “Bring in those new recruits.”

Six young blacks, each with a pleasant grin, marched into the room.

Six young Black individuals, each with a cheerful smile, walked into the room.

“There,” said young Morton, inspecting them with the close air of a critic, “they look like the real thing, don't they? Don't you think they'll pass muster?”

“There,” said young Morton, examining them critically, “they look like the real deal, don’t they? Don’t you think they’ll hold up?”

“An' why not?” said Big Kennedy. “I take it they're game to swear to their age, an' have got sense enough to give a house number that's in th' district?”

“Why not?” said Big Kennedy. “I assume they're willing to swear about their age and have enough sense to provide a house number that's in the district?”

“It's not that,” returned young Morton languidly. “But these fellows aren't men, old chap, they're women, don't y' know! It's the clothes does it. I'm going to dress up the wenches in overalls and jumpers; it's my own little idea.”

“It's not that,” replied young Morton casually. “But these guys aren't men, my friend, they're women, you know! It's the clothes that make the difference. I'm going to put the girls in overalls and jumpers; it's my own little idea.”

“Say!” said Big Kennedy solemnly, as we were on our return; “that young Morton beats four kings an' an ace. He's a bird! I never felt so much like takin' off my hat to a man in my life. An' to think he's a Republican!” Here Big Kennedy groaned over genius misplaced. “There's no use talkin'; he ought to be in Tammany Hall.”

“Hey!” Big Kennedy said seriously as we were heading back, “that young Morton is better than four kings and an ace. He’s impressive! I’ve never wanted to take my hat off to someone so much in my life. And to think he’s a Republican!” Big Kennedy sighed about talent gone to waste. “There’s no point in arguing; he should be in Tammany Hall.”

The district which was to determine the destinies of the reputable old gentleman included two city wards besides the one over which Big Kennedy held sway. The campaign was not two weeks old before it stood patent to a dullest eye that Big Kennedy, while crowded hard, would hold his place as leader in spite of the Tammany Chief and the best efforts he could put forth. When this was made apparent, while the strife went forward as fiercely as before, the Chief sent overtures to Big Kennedy. If that rebellionist would return to the fold of the machine, bygones would be bygones, and a feast of love and profit would be spread before him. Big Kennedy, when the olive branch was proffered, sent word that he would meet the Chief next day. He would be at a secret place he named.

The district that was supposed to determine the fate of the respected old gentleman included two city wards in addition to the one controlled by Big Kennedy. The campaign was barely two weeks in when it became clear to anyone, even the most uninterested observer, that Big Kennedy, despite the pressure, would maintain his position as the leader, regardless of the Tammany Chief and his best efforts. Once this became evident, and while the conflict continued to rage as fiercely as before, the Chief reached out to Big Kennedy. He offered that if Big Kennedy would return to the machine, past grievances would be forgotten, and a feast of goodwill and profit would be laid out for him. When the olive branch was extended, Big Kennedy responded that he would meet the Chief the next day at a secret location he specified.

“An' tell him to come alone,” said Big Kennedy to the messenger. “That's th' way I'll come; an' if he goes to ringin' in two or three for this powwow, you can say to him in advance it's all off.”

“Tell him to come alone,” Big Kennedy said to the messenger. “That's how I'm coming; and if he tries to bring two or three people for this meeting, you can let him know in advance that it's all off.”

Following the going of the messenger, Big Kennedy fell into a brown study.

Following the departure of the messenger, Big Kennedy fell into a deep thought.

“Do you think you'll deal in again with the Chief and the machine?” I asked.

“Do you think you'll work with the Chief and the machine again?” I asked.

“It depends on what's offered. A song an' dance won't get me.”

“It depends on what's being offered. A show and a performance won't sway me.”

“But how about the Mortons? Would you abandon them?”

"But what about the Mortons? Would you just leave them behind?"

Big Kennedy looked me over with an eye of pity. Then he placed his hand on my head, as on that far-off day in court.

Big Kennedy looked me over with a look of pity. Then he put his hand on my head, just like that long-ago day in court.

“You're learnin' politics,” said Big Kennedy slowly, “an' you're showin' speed. But let me tell you: You must chuck sentiment. Quit th' Mortons? I'll quit 'em in a holy minute if th' bid comes strong enough.”

“You're learning politics,” said Big Kennedy slowly, “and you're picking it up fast. But let me tell you: You need to drop the sentiment. Quit the Mortons? I’ll walk away in a heartbeat if the offer is good enough.”

“Would you quit your friends?”

"Would you ditch your friends?"

“That's different,” he returned. “No man ought to quit his friends. But you must be careful an' never have more'n two or three, d'ye see. Now these Mortons aint friends, they're confed'rates. It's as though we happened to be members of the same band of porch-climbers, that's all. Take it this way: How long do you guess it would take the Mortons to sell us out if it matched their little game? How long do you think we'd last? Well, we'd last about as long as a drink of whisky.” Big Kennedy met the Chief, and came back shaking his head in decisive negative.

“That's different,” he replied. “No one should abandon their friends. But you need to be careful and never have more than two or three, you know? Now, the Mortons aren't friends; they're partners in crime. It’s like we just happen to be part of the same group of fence climbers, that’s all. Think about it this way: How long do you think it would take the Mortons to sell us out if it suited their little scheme? How long do you think we’d last? Well, we’d last about as long as a shot of whiskey.” Big Kennedy met the Chief and returned shaking his head in a decisive no.

“There's nothin' in it,” he said; “he's all for playin' th' hog. It's that railway company's deal. Your vote as Alderman, mind you, wins or loses it! What do you think now he offers to do? I know what he gets. He gets stock, say two hundred thousand dollars, an' one hundred thousand dollars in cold cash. An' yet he talks of only splittin' out fifteen thousand for you an' me! Enough said; we fight him!”

“There's nothing in it,” he said; “he's all about playing the fool. It's that railway company's deal. Your vote as Alderman, remember, will make or break it! What do you think he offers to do? I know what he gets. He gets stock, say two hundred thousand dollars, and one hundred thousand dollars in cold hard cash. And yet he talks about only giving us fifteen thousand for you and me! Enough said; we take him on!”

Jimmy the Blacksmith, when, in response to Big Kennedy's hint, he “followed Gaffney,” pitched his tent in the ward next north of our own. He made himself useful to the leader of that region, and called together a somber bevy which was known as the Alley Gang. With that care for himself which had ever marked his conduct, Jimmy the Blacksmith, and his Alley Gang, while they went to and fro as shoulder-hitters of the machine, were zealous to avoid the Tin Whistles, and never put themselves within their reach. On the one or two occasions when the Tin Whistles, lusting for collision, went hunting them, the astute Alleyites were no more to be discovered than a needle in the hay.

Jimmy the Blacksmith, when he took Big Kennedy's hint and “followed Gaffney,” set up his camp in the area just north of ours. He made himself useful to the leader of that region and gathered a serious group known as the Alley Gang. With the self-preservation instinct that always defined him, Jimmy the Blacksmith and his Alley Gang, while acting as enforcers for the organization, were determined to steer clear of the Tin Whistles and never put themselves in their path. On the rare occasions when the Tin Whistles, eager for a confrontation, tried to track them down, the clever Alleyites were as impossible to find as a needle in a haystack.

“You couldn't find 'em with a search warrant!” reported my disgusted lieutenant. “I never saw such people! They're a disgrace to th' East Side.”

“You couldn't find them with a search warrant!” reported my disgusted lieutenant. “I've never seen such people! They're a disgrace to the East Side.”

However, they were to be found with the last of it, and it would have been a happier fortune for me had the event fallen the other way.

However, they were to be found with the last of it, and it would have been a better outcome for me if things had turned out differently.

It was the day of the balloting, and Big Kennedy and I had taken measures to render the result secure. Not only would we hold our ward, but the district and the reputable old gentleman were safe. Throughout the morning the word that came to us from time to time was ever a white one. It was not until the afternoon that information arrived of sudden clouds to fill the sky. The news came in the guise of a note from young Morton:

It was the day of the voting, and Big Kennedy and I had taken steps to ensure a solid outcome. Not only would we secure our ward, but the district and the respected old gentleman were safe as well. Throughout the morning, the updates we received were consistently positive. It wasn't until the afternoon that we got word of unexpected troubles on the horizon. The news arrived in the form of a note from young Morton:

“Jimmy the Blacksmith and his heelers are driving our people from the polls.”

“Jimmy the Blacksmith and his crew are forcing our people away from the polls.”

“You know what to do!” said Big Kennedy, tossing me the scrap of paper.

“You know what to do!” Big Kennedy said, throwing me the piece of paper.

With the Tin Whistles at my heels, I made my way to the scene of trouble. It was full time; for a riot was on, and our men were winning the worst of the fray. Clubs were going and stones were being thrown.

With the Tin Whistles chasing after me, I headed to where the trouble was. It was about time; a riot was happening, and our guys were getting the worst of it. Clubs were swinging, and stones were flying.

In the heart of it, I had a glimpse of Jimmy the Blacksmith, a slungshot to his wrist, smiting right and left, and cheering his cohorts. The sight gladdened me. There was my man, and I pushed through the crowd to reach him. This last was no stubborn matter, for the press parted before me like water.

In the middle of it all, I spotted Jimmy the Blacksmith, a slingshot on his wrist, swinging away and rallying his friends. The sight made me happy. There was my guy, and I pushed through the crowd to get to him. This was easy, as the crowd moved aside for me like water.

Jimmy the Blacksmith saw me while yet I was a dozen feet from him. He understood that he could not escape, and with that he desperately faced me. As I drew within reach, he leveled a savage blow with the slungshot. It would have put a period to my story if I had met it. The shot miscarried, however, and the next moment I had rushed him and pinned him against the walls of the warehouse in which the precinct's polls were being held.

Jimmy the Blacksmith saw me when I was still about twelve feet away. He realized he couldn't get away, so he prepared to confront me. As I got closer, he swung a brutal hit with the slungshot. If it had connected, it would have ended my story. Fortunately, the shot missed, and in the next moment, I charged at him and shoved him against the walls of the warehouse where the precinct's polls were taking place.

“I've got you!” I cried, and then wrenched myself free to give me distance.

“I've got you!” I shouted, and then pulled myself away to create some space.

I was to strike no blow, however; my purpose was to find an interruption in midswing. While the words were between my teeth, something like a sunbeam came flickering by my head, and a long knife buried itself vengefully in Jimmy the Blacksmith's throat. There was a choking gurgle; the man fell forward upon me while the red torrent from his mouth covered my hands. Then he crumpled to the ground in a weltering heap; dead on the instant, too, for the point had pierced the spine. In a dumb chill of horror, I stooped and drew forth the knife. It was that weapon of the Bowery pawnshop which I had given the Sicilian.

I wasn't supposed to hit anyone, though; my goal was to catch someone off guard. Just as the words were on the tip of my tongue, a flash of light zoomed past my head, and a long knife plunged viciously into Jimmy the Blacksmith's throat. He let out a choking gurgle; the man collapsed onto me, and the blood pouring from his mouth covered my hands. Then he fell to the ground in a heap, instantly dead because the blade had hit his spine. Frozen in shock and horror, I bent down and pulled out the knife. It was the same weapon from the Bowery pawnshop that I had given to the Sicilian.










CHAPTER XI—HOW THE BOSS STOOD AT BAY FOR HIS LIFE

WHEN I gave that knife to the Sicilian, I had not thought how on the next occasion that I encountered it I should draw it from the throat of a dead and fallen enemy. With the sight of it there arose a vision of the dark brisk face, the red kerchief, and the golden earrings of him to whom it had been presented. In a blurred way I swept the throng for his discovery. The Sicilian was not there; my gaze met only the faces of the common crowd—ghastly, silent, questioning, staring, as I stood with knife dripping blood and the dead man on the ground at my feet. A police officer was pushing slowly towards me, his face cloudy with apology.

WHEN I gave that knife to the Sicilian, I never imagined that the next time I saw it, I would be pulling it from the throat of a dead enemy. With its appearance, I pictured the dark, sharp features, the red bandana, and the golden earrings of the man I had given it to. I scanned the crowd, searching for him. The Sicilian wasn’t there; my eyes only met the faces of the ordinary people—pale, silent, confused, staring, as I stood there with the bloody knife and the dead man at my feet. A police officer was slowly making his way toward me, his face filled with regret.

“You mustn't hold this ag'inst me,” said he, “but you can see yourself, I can't turn my blind side to a job like this. They'd have me pegged out an' spread-eagled in every paper of th' town.”

“You can’t hold this against me,” he said, “but you can see for yourself, I can’t just ignore a situation like this. They’d have me all over the papers in town.”

“Yes!” I replied vaguely, not knowing what I said. “An' there's th' big Tammany Chief you're fightin',” went on the officer; “he'd just about have my scalp, sure. I don't see why you did it! Your heart must be turnin' weak, when you take to carryin' a shave, an' stickin' people like pigs!”

“Yeah!” I answered vaguely, not really knowing what I was saying. “And there’s the big Tammany Chief you’re up against,” the officer continued; “he’d definitely have my scalp, for sure. I don’t get why you did it! Your heart must be getting soft if you’re going around carrying a knife and stabbing people like pigs!”

“You don't think I killed him!” I exclaimed.

“You don't think I killed him!” I said.

“Who else?” he asked.

“Who else?” he asked.

The officer shrugged his shoulders and turned his hands palm upwards with a gesture of deprecation. To the question and the gesture I made no answer. It came to me that I must give my Sicilian time to escape. I could have wished his friendship had taken a less tropical form; still he had thrown that knife for me, and I would not name him until he had found his ship and was safe beyond the fingers of the law. Even now I think my course a proper one. The man innocent has ever that innocence to be his shield; he should be ready to suffer a little in favor of ones who own no such strong advantage.

The officer shrugged and turned his hands palm up in a dismissive gesture. I didn't respond to the question or the gesture. I realized I needed to give my Sicilian friend time to escape. I wished his friendship hadn't taken such a dramatic form; still, he had thrown that knife for me, and I wouldn't name him until he had found his ship and was safe from the law. Even now, I believe my choice was the right one. An innocent man has that innocence to protect him; he should be willing to endure a bit for those who don’t have such a strong advantage.

It was nine of that evening's clock before Big Kennedy visited me in the Tombs. Young Morton came with him, clothed of evening dress and wearing white gloves. He twisted his mustache between his kid-gloved finger and thumb, meanwhile surveying the grimy interior—a fretwork of steel bars and freestone—with looks of ineffable objection. The warden was with them in his own high person when they came to my cell. That functionary was in a mood of sullen uncertainty; he could not make out a zone of safety for himself, when now Big Kennedy and the Tammany Chief were at daggers drawn. He feared he might go too far in pleasuring the former, and so bring upon him the dangerous resentment of his rival.

It was nine o'clock that evening when Big Kennedy came to visit me in the Tombs. Young Morton accompanied him, dressed in evening wear and wearing white gloves. He twisted his mustache between his gloved fingers while glancing around the dirty interior—a maze of steel bars and stone—with a look of deep disapproval. The warden was there with them when they reached my cell. He was in a mood of gloomy uncertainty; he couldn't figure out a way to stay safe with Big Kennedy and the Tammany Chief in such a bitter conflict. He worried that he might go too far in trying to please one and provoke the dangerous anger of the other.

“We can't talk here, Dave,” said Big Kennedy, addressing the warden, after greeting me through the cell grate. “Bring him to your private office.”

“We can't talk here, Dave,” said Big Kennedy, speaking to the warden after greeting me through the cell grate. “Take him to your private office.”

“But, Mr. Kennedy,” remonstrated the warden, “I don't know about that. It's after lockin'-up hours now.”

“But, Mr. Kennedy,” the warden argued, “I’m not sure about that. It’s after lockup hours now.”

“You don't know!” repeated Big Kennedy, the specter of a threat peeping from his gray eyes. “An' you're to hand me out a line of guff about lockin'-up hours, too! Come, come, Dave; it won't do to get chesty! The Chief an' I may be pals to-morrow. Or I may have him done for an' on th' run in a month. Where would you be then, Dave? No more words, I say: bring him to your private office.”

“You have no idea!” Big Kennedy said again, a hint of threat showing in his gray eyes. “And you’re going to give me some nonsense about closing hours too! Come on, Dave; don’t act too big for your britches! The Chief and I might be friends tomorrow. Or I might have him taken down and gone in a month. Where would you be then, Dave? No more talking, I’m saying: take him to your private office.”

There was no gainsaying the masterful manner of Big Kennedy. The warden, weakened with years of fear of him and his power, grumblingly undid the bolts and led the way to his room.

There was no denying the masterful way of Big Kennedy. The warden, worn down by years of fear of him and his power, reluctantly unlatched the bolts and headed to his room.

“Deuced wretched quarters, I should say!” murmured young Morton, glancing for a moment inside the cell. “Not at all worth cutting a throat for.”

“Really miserable conditions, I must say!” murmured young Morton, glancing for a moment inside the cell. “Definitely not worth killing for.”

When we were in the warden's room, that master of the keys took up a position by the door. This was not to Big Kennedy's taste.

When we were in the warden's office, that master of the keys stood by the door. Big Kennedy didn't like that.

“Dave, s'ppose you step outside,” said Big Kennedy.

“Dave, why don't you step outside?” said Big Kennedy.

“It's no use you hearin' what we say; it might get you into trouble, d'ye see!” The last, insinuatingly.

“There's no point in you hearing what we say; it could get you into trouble, you know!” The last, suggestively.

“Mr. Kennedy, I'm afraid!” replied the warden, with the voice of one worried. “You know the charge is murder. He's here for killin' Jimmy the Blacksmith. I've no right to let him out of my sight.”

“Mr. Kennedy, I'm worried!” replied the warden, sounding anxious. “You know the charge is murder. He’s here for killing Jimmy the Blacksmith. I can’t let him out of my sight.”

“To be sure, I know it's murder,” responded Big Kennedy. “I'd be plankin' down bail for him if it was anything else. But what's that got to do with you skip-pin' into th' hall? You don't think I'm goin' to pass him any files or saws, do you?”

“To be sure, I know it's murder,” replied Big Kennedy. “I'd be posting bail for him if it was anything else. But what does that have to do with you sneaking into the hall? You don’t think I’m going to pass him any files or saws, do you?”

“Really, Mr. Warden,” said young Morton, crossing over to where the warden lingered irresolutely, “really, you don't expect to stay and overhear our conversation! Why, it would be not only impolite, but perposterous! Besides, it's not my way, don't y' know!” And here young Morton put on his double eyeglass and ran the warden up and down with an intolerant stare.

“Honestly, Mr. Warden,” said young Morton, walking over to where the warden was standing uncertainly, “you really can’t expect to stick around and listen to our conversation! That would be not only rude but ridiculous! Plus, it's just not my style, you know!” As he said this, young Morton put on his double eyeglass and gave the warden a condescending look from head to toe.

“But he's charged, I tell you,” objected the warden, “with killin' Jimmy th' Blacksmith. I can't go to givin' him privileges an' takin' chances; I'd get done up if I did.”

“But he's charged, I tell you,” argued the warden, “with killing Jimmy the Blacksmith. I can't go giving him privileges and taking risks; I'd be in trouble if I did.”

“You'll get done up if you don't!” growled Big Kennedy.

“You'll regret it if you don't!” growled Big Kennedy.

“It is as you say,” went on young Morton, still holding the warden in the thrall of that wonderful eyeglass, “it is quite true that this person, James the Horseshoer as you call him, has been slain and will never shoe a horse again. But our friend had no hand in it, as we stand ready to spend one hundred thousand dollars to establish. And by the way, speaking of money,”—here young Morton turned to Big Kennedy—“didn't you say as we came along that it would be proper to remunerate this officer for our encroachments upon his time?”

“It’s as you say,” continued young Morton, still captivating the warden with that amazing eyeglass, “it’s completely true that this guy, James the Horseshoer as you call him, has been killed and will never shoe a horse again. But our friend didn’t have anything to do with it, as we’re more than willing to spend one hundred thousand dollars to prove. And by the way, speaking of money,”—here young Morton turned to Big Kennedy—“didn’t you say while we were walking that it would be appropriate to compensate this officer for taking up his time?”

“Why, yes,” replied Big Kennedy, with an ugly glare at the warden, “I said that it might be a good idea to sweeten him.”

“Yeah,” replied Big Kennedy, giving the warden a nasty look, “I said that it might be a good idea to sweeten him.”

“Sweeten! Ah, yes; I recall now that sweeten was the term you employed. A most extraordinary word for paying money. However,” and here young Morton again addressed the warden, tendering him at the same time a one-hundred-dollar bill, “here is a small present. Now let us have no more words, my good man.”

“Sweeten! Ah, yes; I remember now that 'sweeten' was the word you used. Quite an unusual term for paying money. However,” and here young Morton again spoke to the warden, handing him a one-hundred-dollar bill at the same time, “here's a little gift. Now let's not have any more talking, my good man.”

The warden, softened by the bill, went out and closed the door. I could see that he looked on young Morton in wonder and smelled upon him a mysterious authority. As one disposed to cement a friendship just begun, the warden, as he left, held out his hand to young Morton.

The warden, touched by the bill, stepped out and shut the door. I noticed that he looked at young Morton in amazement and sensed an intriguing authority about him. Wanting to strengthen their newly formed friendship, the warden extended his hand to young Morton as he left.

“You're th' proper caper!” he exclaimed, in a gush of encomium; “you're a gent of th' right real sort!” Young Morton gazed upon the warden's outstretched hand as though it were one of the curious things of nature. At. last he extended two fingers, which the warden grasped.

“You're the real deal!” he exclaimed, overflowing with praise; “you’re a genuine gentleman!” Young Morton looked at the warden's outstretched hand as if it were something extraordinary. Finally, he extended two fingers, which the warden grasped.

“This weakness for shaking hands,” said young Morton, dusting his gloved fingers fastidiously, “this weakness for shaking hands on the part of these common people is inexcusable. Still, on the whole, I did not think it a best occasion for administering a rebuke, don't y' know, and so allowed that low fellow his way.”

“This weakness for shaking hands,” said young Morton, dusting off his gloved fingers carefully, “this habit of shaking hands with these ordinary people is just unacceptable. Still, I didn’t think it was the right time to give a lecture, you know, so I let that guy have his way.”

“Dave's all right,” returned Big Kennedy. Then coming around to me: “Now let's get down to business. You understand how the charge is murder, an' that no bail goes. But keep a stiff upper lip. The Chief is out to put a crimp in you, but we'll beat him just th' same. For every witness he brings, we'll bring two. Do you know who it was croaked th' Blacksmith?”

“Dave's okay,” Big Kennedy replied. Then turning to me, he said, “Now let's get down to business. You understand the charge is murder, and that there's no bail. But stay strong. The Chief is trying to put you in a tough spot, but we’ll beat him anyway. For every witness he brings, we’ll bring two. Do you know who killed the Blacksmith?”

I told him of the Sicilian; and how I had recognized the knife as I drew it from the throat of the dead man.

I told him about the Sicilian and how I recognized the knife when I pulled it out of the dead man's throat.

“It's a cinch he threw it,” said Big Kennedy; “he was in the crowd an' saw you mixin' it up with th' Blacksmith, an' let him have it. Them Dagoes are great knife throwers. Did you get a flash of him in the crowd?”

“It's a sure bet he threw it,” said Big Kennedy; “he was in the crowd and saw you getting into it with the Blacksmith, and he let him have it. Those Italians are great knife throwers. Did you see him in the crowd?”

“No,” I said, “there was no sign of him. I haven't told this story to anybody. We ought to give him time to take care of himself.”

“No,” I said, “there was no sign of him. I haven't shared this story with anyone. We should give him time to handle things on his own.”

“Right you are,” said Big Kennedy approvingly. “He probably jumped aboard his boat; it's even money he's outside the Hook, out'ard bound, by now.”

“Exactly,” said Big Kennedy, nodding in agreement. “He probably hopped onto his boat; it's a safe bet he's outside the Hook, headed out to sea, by now.”

Then Big Kennedy discussed the case. I would be indicted and tried; there was no doubt of that. The Chief, our enemy, had possession of the court machinery; so far as indictment and trial were concerned he would not fail of his will.

Then Big Kennedy talked about the case. I would be indicted and put on trial; there was no question about that. The Chief, our adversary, had control of the court system; when it came to indictment and trial, he would definitely get his way.

“An' it's th' judge in partic'lar, I'm leary of,” said Big Kennedy thoughtfully. “The Chief has got that jurist in hock to him, d'ye see! But there's another end to it; I've got a pull with the party who selects the jury, an' it'll be funny if we don't have half of 'em our way. That's right; th' worst they can hand us is a hung jury. If it takes money, now,” and here Big Kennedy rolled a tentative eye on young Morton, “if it should take money, I s'ppose we know where to look for it?”

“I'm really worried about the judge,” Big Kennedy said thoughtfully. “The Chief has got that judge in his pocket, you know! But there's another side to this; I have connections with the person who picks the jury, and it would be surprising if we don't end up with half of them on our side. That's true; the worst outcome we could get is a hung jury. If it needs money, now,” Big Kennedy glanced tentatively at young Morton, “if it needs money, I suppose we know where to find it?”

Young Morton had been listening to every word, and for the moment, nothing about him of his usual languor. Beyond tapping his white teeth with the handle of his dress cane, he retained no trace of those affectations. I had much hope from the alert earnestness of young Morton, for I could tell that he would stay by my fortunes to the end.

Young Morton had been paying attention to everything being said, and for now, he showed none of his usual laziness. Aside from tapping his white teeth with the handle of his dress cane, he didn’t exhibit any of those quirks. I felt hopeful about young Morton’s attentive seriousness, as I could sense that he would stick with me through thick and thin.

“What was that?” he asked, when Big Kennedy spoke of money.

“What was that?” he asked when Big Kennedy talked about money.

“I said that if we have to buy any little thing like a juror or a witness, we know where to go for the money.”

“I said that if we need to buy anything small, like a juror or a witness, we know where to get the money.”

“Certainly!” he lisped, relapsing into the exquisite; “we shall buy the courthouse should the purchase of that edifice become necessary to our friend's security.”

“Of course!” he said with a lisp, slipping back into his playful tone; “we’ll buy the courthouse if we need to get that building for our friend's safety.”

“Aint he a dandy!” exclaimed Big Kennedy, surveying young Morton in a rapt way. Then coming back to me: “I've got some news for you that you want to keep under your waistcoat. You know Billy Cassidy—Foxy Billy—him that studied to be a priest? You remember how I got him a post in th' Comptroller's office. Well, I sent for him not an hour ago; he's goin' to take copies of th' accounts that show what th' Chief an' them other highbinders at the top o' Tammany have been doin'. I'll have the papers on 'em in less'n a week. If we get our hooks on what I'm after, an' Foxy Billy says we shall, we'll wipe that gang off th' earth.”

“Aren't you a sight!” Big Kennedy said, looking at young Morton with admiration. Then he turned back to me: “I've got some news for you that you need to keep to yourself. You know Billy Cassidy—Foxy Billy—the one who tried to become a priest? Remember how I got him a job in the Comptroller's office? Well, I called him in not even an hour ago; he's going to grab copies of the accounts that show what the Chief and those other big shots at the top of Tammany have been up to. I'll have the documents on them in less than a week. If we get our hands on what I’m after, and Foxy Billy says we will, we’ll take that gang down for good.”

“Given those documents, we shall, as you say, obliterate them,” chimed in young Morton. “But speaking of your agent: Is this Foxy Billy as astute as his name would imply?”

“Based on those documents, we will, as you suggested, get rid of them,” added young Morton. “But about your agent: Is this Foxy Billy as clever as his name suggests?”

“He could go down to Coney Island an' beat th' shells,” said Big Kennedy confidently.

“He could go down to Coney Island and beat the shells,” said Big Kennedy confidently.

“About the knife which gave James the Horseshoer his death wound,” said young Morton. His tones were vapid, but his glance was bright enough. “They've sent it to the Central Office. The detectives are sure to discover the pawnbroker who sold it. I think it would be wise, therefore, to carry the detectives the word ourselves. It will draw the sting out of that wasp; it would, really. It wouldn't look well to a jury, should we let them track down-this information, while it will destroy its effect if we ourselves tell them. I think with the start he has, we can trust that Sicilian individual to take care of himself.”

“About the knife that gave James the Horseshoer his fatal wound,” said young Morton. His voice was dull, but his gaze was sharp enough. “They’ve sent it to the Central Office. The detectives will definitely find the pawnbroker who sold it. I think it would be smart for us to give the detectives the information ourselves. It will take the sting out of that situation; it really would. It wouldn’t look good to a jury if we let them track down this information, while it will diminish its impact if we tell them ourselves. I think with the head start he has, we can trust that Sicilian guy to take care of himself.”

This suggestion appealed to Big Kennedy as good. He thought, too, that he and young Morton might better set about the matter without delay.

This suggestion sounded good to Big Kennedy. He also thought that he and young Morton should get started on it right away.

“Don't lose your nerve,” said he, shaking me by the hand. “You are as safe as though you were in church. I'll crowd 'em, too, an' get this trial over inside of six weeks. By that time, if Foxy Billy is any good, we'll be ready to give the Chief some law business of his own.”

“Don’t lose your nerve,” he said, shaking my hand. “You’re as safe as if you were in church. I’ll pressure them too and get this trial wrapped up in six weeks. By then, if Foxy Billy is any good, we’ll be ready to give the Chief some legal troubles of his own.”

“One thing,” I said at parting; “my wife must not come here. I wouldn't have her see me in a cell to save my life.”

“One thing,” I said as we were leaving; “my wife can’t come here. I wouldn’t want her to see me in a cell, even to save my life.”

From the moment of my arrival at the Tombs, I had not ceased to think of Apple Cheek and her distress. Anne would do her best to comfort her; and for the rest—why! it must be borne. But I could not abide her seeing me a prisoner; not for her sake, but for my own.

From the moment I arrived at the Tombs, I couldn't stop thinking about Apple Cheek and her distress. Anne would try her best to comfort her; and as for the rest—well, it had to be dealt with. But I couldn't stand the thought of her seeing me as a prisoner; not for her sake, but for mine.

“Well, good-by!” said young Morton, as he and Big Kennedy were taking themselves away. “You need give yourself no uneasiness. Remember, you are not only right, but rich; and when, pray, was the right, on being backed by riches, ever beaten down?”

“Well, goodbye!” said young Morton as he and Big Kennedy were leaving. “You don’t need to worry. Remember, you are not just right, but also wealthy; and when has being right, especially when supported by wealth, ever lost?”

“Or for that matter, the wrong either?” put in Big Kennedy sagely. “I've never seen money lose a fight.”

“Or for that matter, the wrong either?” Big Kennedy wisely said. “I've never seen money lose a fight.”

“Our friend,” said young Morton, addressing the warden, who had now returned, and speaking in a high superior vein, “is to have everything he wants. Here is my card. Remember, now, this gentleman is my friend; and it is not to my fancy, don't y' know, that a friend of mine should lack for anything; it isn't, really!”

“Our friend,” said young Morton, speaking to the warden who had just come back, and using a slightly condescending tone, “is going to get everything he needs. Here’s my card. Just remember, this guy is my friend; and it’s not really to my liking, you know, that a friend of mine should go without anything; it’s really not!”

As Big Kennedy and young Morton reached the door, I bethought me for the first time to ask the result of the election.

As Big Kennedy and young Morton got to the door, I thought for the first time to ask about the election results.

“Was your father successful?” I queried. “These other matters quite drove the election from my head.”

“Was your dad successful?” I asked. “These other things completely pushed the election out of my mind.”

“Oh, yes,” drawled young Morton, “my father triumphed. I forget the phrase in which Mr. Kennedy described the method of his success, but it was highly epigrammatic and appropriate. How was it you said the old gentleman won?”

“Oh, yes,” replied young Morton with a drawl, “my father was victorious. I can’t recall the exact words Mr. Kennedy used to describe how he achieved that success, but it was very clever and fitting. How did you say the old man managed to win?”

“I said that he won in a walk,” returned Big Kennedy. Then, suspiciously: “Say you aint guying me, be you?”

“I said that he won easily,” replied Big Kennedy. Then, suspiciously: “Are you telling the truth, or are you messing with me?”

“Me guy you?” repeated young Morton, elevating his brows. “I'd as soon think of deriding a king with crown and scepter!”

“Me guy you?” repeated young Morton, raising his eyebrows. “I’d sooner think of mocking a king with a crown and scepter!”

My trial came on within a month. Big Kennedy had a genius for expedition, and could hurry both men and events whenever it suited his inclinations. When I went to the bar I was accompanied by two of the leaders of the local guild of lawyers. These were my counsel, and they would leave no stone unturned to see me free. Big Kennedy sat by my side when the jury was empaneled.

My trial started within a month. Big Kennedy had a knack for getting things done quickly and could speed up both people and events whenever it fit his plans. When I went to the bar, I was joined by two leaders from the local lawyers' guild. They were my attorneys, and they wouldn’t hold back in their efforts to get me released. Big Kennedy sat next to me when the jury was selected.

“We've got eight of 'em painted,” he whispered. “I'd have had all twelve,” he continued regretfully, “but what with the challengin', an' what with some of 'em not knowin' enough, an' some of 'em knowin' too much, I lose four. However, eight ought to land us on our feet.”

“We've painted eight of them,” he whispered. “I would have had all twelve,” he continued regretfully, “but with the challenges and some of them not knowing enough, and some knowing too much, I lost four. Still, eight should set us up for success.”

There were no Irishmen in the panel, and I commented on the fact as strange.

There were no Irishmen on the panel, and I found that strange.

“No, I barred th' Irish,” said Big Kennedy. “Th' Irish are all right; I'm second-crop Irish—bein' born in this country—myself. But you don't never want one on a jury, especially on a charge of murder. There's this thing about a Mick: he'll cry an' sympathize with you an' shake your hand, an' send you flowers; but just th' same he always wants you hanged.”

“No, I excluded the Irish,” said Big Kennedy. “The Irish are fine; I'm second-generation Irish—having been born in this country—myself. But you never want one on a jury, especially for a murder trial. There's something about a Mick: he'll cry and sympathize with you and shake your hand, and send you flowers; but still, he always wants you hanged.”

As Big Kennedy had apprehended, the Judge on the bench was set hard and chill as Arctic ice against me; I could read it in his jadestone eye. He would do his utmost to put a halter about my neck, and the look he bestowed upon me, menacing and full of doom, made me feel lost and gallows-ripe indeed. Suppose they should hang me! I had seen Sheeny Joe dispatched for Sing Sing from that very room! The memory of it, with the Judge lowering from the bench like a death-threat, sent a cold thought to creep and coil about my heart and crush it as in the folds of a snake.

As Big Kennedy had suspected, the Judge on the bench was as hard and cold as Arctic ice toward me; I could see it in his keen, jade-like eyes. He would do everything he could to tighten a noose around my neck, and the look he gave me, threatening and filled with despair, made me feel truly lost and ready for the gallows. What if they did hang me? I had seen Sheeny Joe taken away to Sing Sing from that same room! The memory of it, with the Judge looming over the bench like a grim reaper, sent a chilling thought coiling around my heart, squeezing it tight like a snake.

There came the pawnbroker to swear how he sold me the knife those years ago. The prosecution insisted as an inference drawn from this, that the knife was mine. Then a round dozen stood up to tell of my rush upon Jimmy the Blacksmith; and how he fell; and how, a moment later, I fronted them with the red knife in my clutch and the dead man weltering where he went down. Some there were who tried to say they saw me strike the blow.

The pawnbroker showed up to swear that he sold me the knife years ago. The prosecution argued that this meant the knife was mine. Then a dozen people got up to talk about how I charged at Jimmy the Blacksmith, how he fell, and how, right after that, I stood there with the bloody knife in my hand and the dead man lying where he went down. Some tried to say they saw me deliver the blow.

While this evidence was piling up, ever and again some timid juryman would glance towards Big Kennedy inquiringly. The latter would send back an ocular volley of threats that meant death or exile should that juror flinch or fail him.

While this evidence was adding up, now and then a nervous juror would look over at Big Kennedy with a questioning gaze. Kennedy would respond with a look full of threats that clearly indicated death or exile if that juror hesitated or let him down.

When the State ended, a score of witnesses took the stand in my behalf. One and all, having been tutored by Big Kennedy, they told of the thrown knife which came singing through the air like a huge hornet from the far outskirts of the crowd. Many had not seen the hand that hurled the knife; a few had been more fortunate, and described him faithfully as a small lean man, dark, a red silk cloth over his head, and earrings dangling from his ears.

When the trial was over, a number of witnesses came forward to speak on my behalf. One and all, having been coached by Big Kennedy, they described the thrown knife that zipped through the air like a giant hornet from the edge of the crowd. Many hadn’t seen who threw the knife; a few were luckier and accurately described him as a small, thin man with dark features, a red silk cloth on his head, and earrings hanging from his ears.

“He was a sailorman, too,” said one, more graphic than the rest; “as I could tell by the tar on his hands an' a ship tattooed on th' back of one of 'em. He stood right by me when he flung the knife.”

“He was a sailor, too,” said one, more expressive than the others; “I could tell by the tar on his hands and the ship tattooed on the back of one of them. He stood right next to me when he threw the knife.”

“Why didn't you seize him?” questioned the State's Attorney, with a half-sneer.

“Why didn't you grab him?” asked the State's Attorney, with a slight sneer.

“Not on your life!” said the witness. “I aint collarin' nobody; I don't get policeman's wages.”

“Not on your life!” said the witness. “I’m not arresting anyone; I don’t get paid like a cop.”

The Judge gave his instructions to the jury, and I may say he did his best, or worst, to drag me to the scaffold. The jurors listened; but they owned eyes as well as ears, and for every word spoken by the Judge's tongue, Big Kennedy's eyes spoke two. Also, there was that faultless exquisite, young Morton, close and familiar to my side. The dullest ox-wit of that panel might tell how I was belted about by strong influences, and ones that could work a vengeance. Wherefore, when the jury at last retired, there went not one whose mind was not made up, and no more than twenty minutes ran by before the foreman's rap on the door announced them as prepared to give decision. They filed soberly in. The clerk read the verdict.

The judge gave his instructions to the jury, and I have to say he did his best, or worst, to push me towards the scaffold. The jurors listened, but they had eyes as well as ears, and for every word spoken by the judge, Big Kennedy's eyes conveyed twice as much. Also, there was the perfectly polished young Morton, close and familiar by my side. Even the dimmest member of that panel could see how I was surrounded by strong influences, and ones that could seek revenge. So when the jury finally retired, not a single one was undecided, and it was barely twenty minutes before the foreman knocked on the door to announce they were ready to give their decision. They filed in solemnly. The clerk read the verdict.

“Not guilty!”

"Not guilty!"

The Judge's face was like thunder; he gulped and glared, and then demanded:

The Judge's face was stormy; he swallowed hard and glared, then demanded:

“Is this your verdict?”

"Is this your decision?"

“It is,” returned the foreman, standing in his place; and his eleven fellow jurors, two of whom belonged to my Red Jackets, nodded assent.

“It is,” replied the foreman, standing his ground; and his eleven fellow jurors, two of whom were part of my Red Jackets, nodded in agreement.

Home I went on wings. Anne met me in the hallway and welcomed me with a kiss. She wore a strange look, but in my hurry for Apple Cheek I took no particular heed of that.

Home I flew. Anne saw me in the hallway and greeted me with a kiss. She had a odd expression, but in my excitement for Apple Cheek, I didn’t pay much attention to it.

“Where is she—where is my wife?” said I.

“Where is she—where is my wife?” I asked.

Then a blackcoat man came from the rear room; he looked the doctor and had the smell of drugs about him. Anne glanced at him questioningly.

Then a man in a black coat came out of the back room; he looked at the doctor and smelled of drugs. Anne glanced at him with curiosity.

“I think he may come in,” he said. “But make no noise! Don't excite her!”

“I think he might come in,” he said. “But be quiet! Don’t get her worked up!”

Apple Cheek, who was Apple Cheek no longer with her face hollowed and white, was lying in the bed. Her eyes were big and bright, and the ghost of a smile parted her wan lips.

Apple Cheek, who was no longer Apple Cheek with her face hollow and pale, was lying in bed. Her eyes were large and bright, and the faint trace of a smile curved her thin lips.

“I'm so happy!” she whispered, voice hardly above a breath. Then with weak hands she drew me down to her. “I've prayed and prayed, and I knew it would come right,” she murmured.

“I'm so happy!” she whispered, her voice barely above a breath. Then with shaky hands, she pulled me down to her. “I've prayed and prayed, and I knew it would work out,” she murmured.

Then Anne, who had followed me to the bedside, drew away the coverings. It was like a revelation, for I had been told no word of it, nor so much as dreamed of such sweet chances. The dear surprise of it was in one sense like a blow, and I staggered on my feet as that day's threats had owned no power to make me. There, with little face upturned and sleeping, was a babe!—our babe!

Then Anne, who had followed me to the bedside, pulled back the covers. It felt like a revelation because I hadn't been told anything about it, nor did I even imagine such a wonderful surprise. The joy of it hit me like a shock, and I almost lost my balance in a way that the day's threats never could. There, with a tiny face turned up and peacefully sleeping, was a baby!—our baby!

—Apple Cheek's and mine!—our baby girl that had been born to us while its father lay in jail on a charge of murder! While I looked, it opened its eyes; and then a wailing, quivering cry went up that swept across my soul like a tune of music.

—Apple Cheek's and mine!—our baby girl who was born to us while her father was locked up on a murder charge! As I watched, she opened her eyes; and then a wailing, trembling cry rose up that resonated through my soul like a melody.










CHAPTER XII—DARBY THE GOPHER

FOXY BILLY CASSIDY made but slow work of obtaining those papers asked for to overthrow our enemy, the Chief. He copied reams upon reams of contracts and vouchers and accounts, but those to wholly match the crushing purposes of Big Kennedy were not within his touch. The documents which would set the public ablaze were held in a safe, of which none save one most trusted by the Chief, and deep in both his plans and their perils, possessed the secret.

FOXY BILLY CASSIDY struggled to gather the papers needed to take down our enemy, the Chief. He copied countless contracts, vouchers, and accounts, but the documents that would truly serve Big Kennedy's destructive agenda were out of reach. The files that could ignite the public outrage were locked away in a safe, the combination of which was known only to one person trusted by the Chief, who was deeply involved in both his plans and the risks that came with them.

“That's how the game stands,” explained Big Kennedy. “Foxy Billy's up ag'inst it. The cards we need are in th' safe, an' Billy aint got th' combination, d'ye see.”

“That's how the game is,” Big Kennedy explained. “Foxy Billy's in a tough spot. The cards we need are in the safe, and Billy doesn't have the combination, you see.”

“Can anything be done with the one who has?”

“Can anything be done with the one who has?”

“Nothin',” replied Big Kennedy. “No, there's no gettin' next to th' party with th' combination. Billy did try to stand in with this duck; an' say! he turned sore in a second.”

“Nothing,” replied Big Kennedy. “No, there’s no getting close to the party with the combination. Billy did try to hang out with this guy; and guess what! He got upset in an instant.”

“Then you've no hope?”

"Then you have no hope?"

“Not exactly that,” returned Big Kennedy, as though revolving some proposal in his mind. “I'll hit on a way. When it comes to a finish, I don't think there's a safe in New York I couldn't turn inside out. But I've got to have time to think.”

“Not exactly that,” Big Kennedy replied, as if he was considering a strategy. “I’ll come up with something. When it comes down to it, I don’t think there’s a safe in New York I couldn’t crack. But I need some time to figure it out.”

There existed strong argument for exertion on Big Kennedy's part. Both he and I were fighting literally for liberty and for life. Our sole hope of safety layin the overthrow of the Chief; we must destroy or be destroyed.

There was a strong reason for Big Kennedy to take action. Both he and I were literally fighting for freedom and survival. Our only hope for safety depended on removing the Chief; we had to either eliminate him or be eliminated.

Big Kennedy was alive to the situation. He said as much when, following that verdict of “Not guilty!” I thanked him as one who had worked most for my defense.

Big Kennedy was aware of what was happening. He acknowledged it when, after that verdict of “Not guilty!”, I thanked him as someone who had contributed the most to my defense.

“There's no thanks comin',” said Big Kennedy, in his bluff way. “I had to break th' Chief of that judge-an'-jury habit at th' go-off. He'd have nailed me next.”

“There's no thanks coming,” said Big Kennedy, in his straightforward way. “I had to break the Chief of that judge-and-jury habit right from the start. He would have gone after me next.”

Big Kennedy and I, so to phrase it, were as prisoners of politics. Our feud with the Chief, as the days went by, widened to open war. Its political effect was to confine us to our own territory, and we undertook no enterprise which ran beyond our proper boundaries. It was as though our ward were a walled town. Outside all was peril; inside we were secure. Against the Chief and the utmost of his power, we could keep our own, and did. His word lost force when once it crossed our frontiers; his mandates fell to the ground.

Big Kennedy and I were basically trapped by politics. Our conflict with the Chief escalated into an all-out war as time went on. Politically, this kept us confined to our own territory, and we didn't take on any challenges that went beyond our limits. It felt like our ward was a walled town. Outside, there was danger; inside, we were safe. We managed to hold our ground against the Chief and all his power, and we succeeded. His influence faded the moment it crossed our borders; his orders fell flat.

Still, while I have described ourselves as ones in a kind of captivity, we lived sumptuously enough on our small domain. Big Kennedy went about the farming of his narrow acres with an agriculture deeper than ever. No enterprise that either invaded or found root in our region was permitted to go free, but one and all paid tribute. From street railways to push carts, from wholesale stores to hand-organs, they must meet our levy or see their interests pine. And thus we thrived.

Still, while I’ve described ourselves as being in some sort of captivity, we lived quite comfortably on our small piece of land. Big Kennedy managed the farming of his limited acreage with more skill than ever. No business that either moved into or established itself in our area was allowed to thrive without paying us something. From streetcars to pushcarts, from wholesale shops to street performers, they all had to pay our dues or watch their ventures struggle. And so, we prospered.

However, for all the rich fatness of our fortunes, Big Kennedy's designs against the Chief never cooled. On our enemy's side, we had daily proof that he, in his planning, was equally sleepless. If it had not been for my seat in the Board of Aldermen, and our local rule of the police which was its corollary, the machine might have broken us down. As it was, we sustained ourselves, and the sun shone for our ward haymaking, if good weather went with us no farther.

However, despite all the wealth we had, Big Kennedy's schemes against the Chief never faded. On the enemy's side, we had daily proof that he was just as relentless in his planning. If it hadn't been for my position on the Board of Aldermen and the local police system that went along with it, the machine might have taken us down. As it was, we managed to hold our ground, and the sun shone on our ward's haymaking, as long as good weather stayed with us.

One afternoon Big Kennedy of the suddenest broke upon me with an exclamation of triumph.

One afternoon, Big Kennedy suddenly burst in on me with a triumphant shout.

“I have it!” he cried; “I know the party who will show us every paper in that safe.”

“I've got it!” he exclaimed. “I know the person who can show us every document in that safe.”

“Who is he?” said I.

“Who is he?” I asked.

“I'll bring him to you to-morrow night. He's got a country place up th' river, an' never leaves it. He hasn't been out of th' house for almost five years, but I think I can get him to come.” Big Kennedy looked as though the situation concealed a jest. “But I can't stand here talkin'; I've got to scatter for th' Grand Central.”

“I'll bring him to you tomorrow night. He's got a country place up the river and never leaves it. He hasn't been out of the house for almost five years, but I think I can get him to come.” Big Kennedy looked like he found something funny in the situation. “But I can't stand here talking; I've got to head to Grand Central.”

Who should this gifted individual be? Who was he who could come in from a country house, which he had not quitted for five years, and hand us those private papers now locked, and fast asleep, within the Comptroller's safe? The situation was becoming mysterious, and my patience would be on a stretch until the mystery was laid bare. The sure enthusiasm of Big Kennedy gave an impression of comfort. Big Kennedy was no hare-brained optimist, nor one to count his chickens before they were hatched.

Who could this talented person be? Who was he that he could come in from a country house, which he hadn’t left for five years, and give us those private papers now locked away and resting inside the Comptroller’s safe? The situation was getting mysterious, and my patience would be tested until the mystery was revealed. The strong confidence of Big Kennedy provided a sense of reassurance. Big Kennedy was no reckless dreamer, nor was he one to count his chickens before they hatched.

When Big Kennedy came into the sanctum on the following evening, the grasp he gave me was the grasp of victory.

When Big Kennedy walked into the room the next evening, the handshake he gave me felt like a victory.

“It's all over but th' yellin'!” said he; “we've got them papers in a corner.”

“It's all done except for the shouting!” he said; “we've got them papers cornered.”

Big Kennedy presented me to a shy, retiring person, who bore him company, and who took my hand reluctantly. He was not ill-looking, this stranger; but he had a furtive roving eye—the eye of a trapped animal. His skin, too, was of a yellow, pasty color, like bad piecrust, and there abode a damp, chill atmosphere about him that smelled of caves and caverns.

Big Kennedy introduced me to a shy, reserved guy who was with him, and he took my hand hesitantly. This stranger wasn't unattractive, but he had a shifty, wandering look in his eyes—like a cornered animal. His skin had a yellow, pasty hue, similar to bad pie crust, and there was a damp, cold vibe about him that smelled like caves and caverns.

After I greeted him, he walked away in a manner strangely unsocial, and, finding a chair, sate himself down in a corner. He acted as might one detained against his will and who was not the master of himself. Also, there was something professional in it all, as though the purpose of his presence were one of business. I mentioned in a whisper the queer sallowness of the stranger.

After I greeted him, he walked away in a surprisingly unfriendly way and, finding a chair, sat down in a corner. He behaved like someone who was being held against their will and didn’t have control over himself. There was also something business-like about it, as if the reason for his presence was purely professional. I quietly pointed out the strange paleness of the stranger.

“Sure!” said Big Kennedy. “It's th' prison pallor on him. I've got to let him lay dead for a week or ten days to give him time to cover it with a beard, as well as show a better haircut.”

“Sure!” said Big Kennedy. “It's the prison pallor on him. I have to let him stay dead for a week or ten days to give him time to cover it with a beard, as well as to show a better haircut.”

“Who is he?” I demanded, my amazement beginning to sit up.

“Who is he?” I asked, my surprise starting to rise.

“He's a gopher,” returned Big Kennedy, surveying the stranger with victorious complacency. “Yes, indeed; he can go through a safe like th' grace of heaven through a prayer meetin'.”

“He's a gopher,” replied Big Kennedy, looking at the stranger with a sense of triumph. “Yeah, for sure; he can get through a safe like divine grace at a prayer meeting.”

“Is he a burglar?”

"Is he a thief?"

“Burglar? No!” retorted Big Kennedy disgustedly; “he's an artist. Any hobo could go in with drills an' spreaders an' pullers an' wedges, an' crack a box. But this party does it by ear; just sits down before a safe, an' fumbles an' fools with it ten minutes, an' swings her open. I tell you he's a wonder! He knows th' insides of a safe like a priest knows th' insides of a prayer-book.”

“Burglar? No!” Big Kennedy responded with disgust. “He’s an artist. Any drifter could just walk in with drills and levers and pry bars and break open a safe. But this guy does it by ear; he just sits down in front of a safe, fumbles around with it for ten minutes, and opens it up. I tell you, he’s amazing! He knows the inner workings of a safe like a priest knows the inside of a prayer book.”

“Where was he?” I asked. “Where did you pick him up?” and here I took a second survey of the talented stranger, who dropped his eyes on the floor.

“Where was he?” I asked. “Where did you pick him up?” and at that point, I took another look at the talented stranger, who was staring down at the floor.

“The Pen,” said Big Kennedy. “The warden an' me are old side-partners, an' I borrowed him. I knew where he was, d'ye see! He's doin' a stretch of five years for a drop-trick he turned in an Albany bank. That's what comes of goin' outside your specialty; he'd ought to have stuck to safes.”

“The Pen,” said Big Kennedy. “The warden and I are old pals, and I borrowed him. I knew where he was, you see! He’s serving five years for a scam he pulled at an Albany bank. That’s what happens when you go outside your area of expertise; he should have just stuck to safes.”

“Aren't you afraid he'll run?” I said. “You can't watch him night and day, and he'll give you the slip.”

“Aren't you worried he might escape?” I said. “You can't keep an eye on him all the time, and he’ll find a way to get away.”

“No fear of his side-steppin',” replied Big Kennedy confidently. “He's only got six weeks more to go, an' it wouldn't pay to slip his collar for a little pinch of time like that. Besides, I've promised him five hundred dollars for this job, an' left it in th' warden's hands.”

“No worries about him backing out,” replied Big Kennedy confidently. “He's only got six weeks left, and it wouldn't make sense to mess up his chances for a small amount of time like that. Plus, I’ve promised him five hundred dollars for this job, and I've handed it over to the warden.”

“What's his name?” I inquired.

"What's his name?" I asked.

“Darby the Goph.”

“Darby the Gopher.”

Big Kennedy now unfolded his plan for making Darby the Goph useful in our affairs. Foxy Billy would allow himself to get behind in his labors over the City books. In a spasm of industry he would arrange with his superiors to work nights until he was again abreast of his duties. Foxy Billy, night after night, would thus be left alone in the Comptroller's office. The safe that baffled us for those priceless documents would be unguarded. Nothing would be thought by janitors and night watchmen of the presence of Darby the Goph. He would be with Foxy Billy in the rôle of a friend, who meant no more than to kindly cheer his lonely labors.

Big Kennedy now laid out his plan to make Darby the Goph useful in our efforts. Foxy Billy would intentionally fall behind on his work with the City books. In a burst of productivity, he would arrange with his bosses to work nights until he caught up on his responsibilities. So, night after night, Foxy Billy would be left alone in the Comptroller's office. The safe that had been a puzzle for us to unlock those valuable documents would be unguarded. Neither the janitors nor the night watchmen would think anything of Darby the Goph’s presence. He would be there with Foxy Billy as a friend, simply there to offer some company during his late-night work.

Darby the Goph would lounge and kill time while Foxy Billy moiled.

Darby the Goph would chill and waste time while Foxy Billy worked hard.

“There's the scheme to put Darby inside,” said Big Kennedy in conclusion. “Once they're alone, he'll tear th' packin' out o' that safe. When Billy has copied the papers, th' game's as simple as suckin' eggs. We'll spring 'em, an' make th' Chief look like a dress suit at a gasfitters' ball.”

“Here’s the plan to get Darby in,” Big Kennedy said to wrap things up. “Once they’re alone, he’ll take the stuff out of that safe. When Billy has copied the papers, the whole thing will be as easy as pie. We’ll catch them, and make the Chief look out of place at a gasfitters’ ball.”

Big Kennedy's programme was worked from beginning to end by Foxy Billy and Darby the Goph, and never jar nor jolt nor any least of friction. It ran out as smoothly as two and two make four. In the end, Big Kennedy held in his fingers every evidence required to uproot the Chief. The ear and the hand of Darby the Goph had in no sort lost their cunning.

Big Kennedy's plan was executed flawlessly by Foxy Billy and Darby the Goph, with no bumps or hitches at all. It went as smoothly as adding two and two. In the end, Big Kennedy had all the proof he needed to take down the Chief. Darby the Goph's keen instincts remained sharp as ever.

“An' now,” said Big Kennedy, when dismissing Darby the Goph, “you go back where you belong. I've wired the warden, an' he'll give you that bit of dough. I've sent for a copper to put you on th' train. I don't want to take chances on you stayin' over a day. You might get to lushin', an' disgrace yourself with th' warden.”

“Now,” said Big Kennedy, as he was sending Darby the Goph away, “you go back to where you belong. I’ve contacted the warden, and he’ll give you that small amount of cash. I’ve called a cop to put you on the train. I don’t want to risk you sticking around for even a day. You might start drinking and embarrass yourself in front of the warden.”

The police officer arrived, and Big Kennedy told him to see Darby the Goph aboard the train.

The police officer showed up, and Big Kennedy told him to check out Darby the Goph on the train.

“Don't make no mistake,” said Big Kennedy, by way of warning. “He belongs in Sing Sing, an' must get back without fail to-night. Stay by th' train till it pulls out.”

“Don’t make any mistakes,” Big Kennedy warned. “He belongs in Sing Sing and needs to get back there tonight without fail. Stay by the train until it leaves.”

“How about th' bristles?” said the officer, pointing to the two-weeks' growth of beard that stubbled the chin of the visitor. “Shall I have him scraped?”

“How about the bristles?” said the officer, pointing to the two-week growth of beard that stubbled the chin of the visitor. “Should I have him shaved?”

“No, they'll fix his face up there,” said Big Kennedy. “The warden don't care what he looks like, only so he gets his clamps on him ag'in.”

“No, they’ll fix his face up there,” said Big Kennedy. “The warden doesn’t care what he looks like, as long as he gets his hands on him again.”

“Here's the documents,” said Big Kennedy, when Darby the Goph and his escort had departed. “The question now is, how to give th' Chief th' gaff, an' gaff him deep an' good. He's th' party who was goin' to leave me on both sides of th' street.” This last with an exultant sneer.

“Here are the documents,” said Big Kennedy, after Darby the Goph and his escort had left. “The question now is how to take down the Chief, and take him down hard. He’s the one who was planning to leave me high and dry.” This last part came out with a triumphant sneer.

It was on my thoughts that the hand to hurl the thunderbolt we had been forging was that of the reputable old gentleman. The blow would fall more smitingly if dealt by him; his was a name superior for this duty to either Big Kennedy's or my own. With this argument, Big Kennedy declared himself in full accord.

It occurred to me that the hand responsible for launching the thunderbolt we had been crafting was that of the respected older gentleman. The impact would be more powerful if delivered by him; his name was better suited for this task than either Big Kennedy's or mine. With this reasoning, Big Kennedy agreed completely.

“It'll look more like th' real thing,” said he, “to have th' kick come from th' outside. Besides, if I went to th' fore it might get in my way hereafter.”

“It'll look more like the real thing,” he said, “to have the kick come from outside. Besides, if I went to the front, it might get in my way later.”

The reputable old gentleman moved with becoming conservatism, not to say dignity. He took the documents furnished by the ingenuity of Darby the Goph, and the oil-burning industry of Foxy Billy, and pored over them for a day. Then he sent for Big Kennedy. “The evidence you furnish me,” said he, “seems absolutely conclusive. It betrays a corruption not paralleled in modern times, with the head of Tammany as the hub of the villainy. The town has been plundered of millions,” concluded the reputable old gentleman, with a fine oratorical flourish, “and it is my duty to lay bare this crime in all its enormity, as one of the people's Representatives.”

The respected older gentleman moved with a proper sense of caution, if not dignity. He took the documents provided by Darby the Goph's cleverness and Foxy Billy's oil business, and studied them for a day. Then he called for Big Kennedy. “The evidence you’ve given me,” he said, “is absolutely conclusive. It reveals a level of corruption we've never seen before, with the head of Tammany at the center of it all. The town has been robbed of millions,” the respected older gentleman concluded with a powerful flourish, “and it’s my duty to expose this crime in all its seriousness, as one of the people's Representatives.”

“An' a taxpayer,” added Big Kennedy.

“I'm a taxpayer,” added Big Kennedy.

“Sir, my duty as a Representative,” returned the reputable old gentleman severely, “has precedence over my privileges as a taxpayer.” Then, as though the question offered difficulties: “The first step should be the publication of these documents in a paper of repute.”

“Sir, my responsibility as a Representative,” replied the respected old gentleman firmly, “takes priority over my rights as a taxpayer.” Then, as if the question presented challenges: “The first step should be to publish these documents in a reputable newspaper.”

The reputable old gentleman had grounds for hesitation. Our enemy, the Chief, was not without his allies among the dailies of that hour. The Chief was popular in certain glutton circles. He still held to those characteristics of a ready, laughing, generous recklessness that marked him in a younger day when, as head of a fire company, with trousers tucked in boots, red shirt, fire helmet, and white coat thrown over arm, he led the ropes and cheered his men. But what were excellent as traits in a fireman, became fatal under conditions where secrecy and a policy of no noise were required for his safety. He was headlong, careless; and, indifferent to discovery since he believed himself secure, the trail of his wrongdoing was as widely obvious, not to say as unclean, as was Broadway.

The respected old gentleman had good reasons to hesitate. Our enemy, the Chief, had some support among the newspapers of that time. The Chief was well-liked in certain social circles. He still had that easygoing, cheerful, generous recklessness that defined him in his younger days when, as the leader of a fire department, with his pants tucked into his boots, wearing a red shirt, fire helmet, and a white coat draped over his arm, he led the operations and motivated his team. However, what were admirable traits for a firefighter became problematic when secrecy and discretion were vital for his safety. He was impulsive and careless; believing himself untouchable and indifferent to being caught, the evidence of his wrongdoings was as glaring and messy as Broadway.

“Yes,” said the reputable old gentleman, “the great thing is to pitch upon a proper paper.”

“Yes,” said the well-respected old man, “the key is to choose the right paper.”

“There's the Dally Tory?” suggested Big Kennedy. “It's a very honest sheet,” said the reputable old gentleman approvingly.

“Is that the Dally Tory?” suggested Big Kennedy. “It’s a really honest publication,” said the respected old gentleman with approval.

“Also,” said Big Kennedy, “the Chief has just cut it out of th' City advertisin', d'ye see, an' it's as warm as a wolf.”

“Also,” said Big Kennedy, “the Chief just removed it from the city advertising, you see, and it’s as warm as a wolf.”

For these double reasons of probity and wrath, the Daily Tory was agreed to. The reputable old gentleman would put himself in touch with the Daily Tory without delay.

For these two reasons of integrity and anger, the Daily Tory was agreed upon. The respected old gentleman would reach out to the Daily Tory without hesitation.

“Who is this Chief of Tammany?” asked the reputable old gentleman, towards the close of the conference. “Personally, I know but little about him.”

“Who is this Chief of Tammany?” asked the respectable old gentleman, near the end of the meeting. “Honestly, I don’t know much about him.”

“He'd be all right,” said Big Kennedy, “but he was spoiled in the bringin' up. He was raised with th' fire companies, an' he made th' mistake of luggin' his speakin' trumpet into politics.”

“He'll be fine,” said Big Kennedy, “but he was raised wrong. He grew up with the fire companies, and he made the mistake of bringing his megaphone into politics.”

“But is he a deep, forceful man?”

“But is he a profound, impactful person?”

“No,” returned Big Kennedy, with a contemptuous toss of the hand. “If he was, you wouldn't have been elected to Congress. He makes a brash appearance, but there's nothin' behind. You open his front door an' you're in his back yard.”

“No,” Big Kennedy replied, dismissively waving his hand. “If he was, you wouldn’t have been elected to Congress. He puts on a bold front, but there’s nothing of substance there. You open his front door and you’re right in his back yard.”

The reputable old gentleman was bowing us out of his library, when Big Kennedy gave him a parting word.

The respected old gentleman was seeing us out of his library when Big Kennedy said a final word to him.

“Now remember: my name aint to show at all.”

“Now remember: my name isn’t meant to be shown at all.”

“But the honor!” exclaimed the reputable old gentleman. “The honor of this mighty reform will be rightfully yours. You ought to have it.”

“But the honor!” exclaimed the respected old man. “The honor of this great reform should rightfully be yours. You deserve it.”

“I'd rather have Tammany Hall,” responded Big Kennedy with a laugh, “an' if I get to be too much of a reformer it might queer me. No, you go in an' do up th' Chief. When he's rubbed out, I intend to be Chief in his place. I'd rather be Chief than have th' honor you tell of. There's more money in it.”

“I’d rather have Tammany Hall,” Big Kennedy replied with a laugh, “and if I become too much of a reformer it might mess things up for me. No, you go ahead and take care of the Chief. Once he’s out of the way, I plan to take his place as Chief. I’d rather be Chief than have the honor you’re talking about. There’s more money in it.”

“Do you prefer money to honor?” returned the reputable old gentleman, somewhat scandalized.

“Do you value money more than respect?” replied the respectable older man, slightly taken aback.

“I'll take th' money for mine, every time,” responded Big Kennedy. “Honor ought to have a bank account. The man who hasn't anything but honor gets pitied when he doesn't get laughed at, an' for my part I'm out for th' dust.”

“I'll take the money for mine, every time,” replied Big Kennedy. “Honor should have a bank account. The person who only has honor gets pitied when they aren’t laughed at, and as for me, I’m in it for the cash.”

Four days later the Daily Tory published the first of its articles; it fell upon our enemy with the force of a trip-hammer. From that hour the assaults on the Chief gained never let or stay. The battle staggered on for months. The public, hating him for his insolence, joined in hunting him. One by one those papers, so lately his adorers, showed him their backs.

Four days later, the Daily Tory published the first of its articles; it hit our enemy with the force of a trip-hammer. From that moment, the attacks on the Chief never gave him a break. The conflict dragged on for months. The public, loathing him for his arrogance, joined in the hunt against him. One by one, those papers that had recently praised him turned their backs on him.

“Papers sail only with the wind,” said Big Kennedy sagely, in commenting on these ink-desertions of the Chief.

“Papers only move with the wind,” Big Kennedy wisely remarked, commenting on the Chief's departures from writing.

In the midst of the trouble, Old Mike began to sicken for his end. He was dying of old age, and the stream of his life went sinking into his years like water into sand. Big Kennedy gave up politics to sit by the bedside of the dying old man. One day Old Mike seemed greatly to revive.

In the middle of the chaos, Old Mike started to feel the end approaching. He was dying of old age, and the flow of his life was fading away like water into sand. Big Kennedy quit politics to stay by the side of the dying old man. One day, Old Mike appeared to rally significantly.

“Jawn,” he said, “you'll be th' Chief of Tammany. The Chief, now fightin' for his life, will lose. The mish-take he made was in robbin' honest people. Jawn, he should have robbed th' crim'nals an' th' law breakers. The rogues can't fight back, an' th' honest people can. An' remember this: the public don't care for what it hears, only for what it sees. Never interfere with people's beer; give 'em clean streets; double the number of lamp-posts—th' public's like a fly, it's crazy over lamps—an' have bands playin' in every par-rk. Then kape th' streets free of ba-ad people, tinhorn min, an' such. You don't have to drive 'em out o' town, only off th' streets; th' public don't object to dirt, but it wants it kept in the back alleys. Jawn, if you'll follow what I tell you, you can do what else ye plaze. The public will go with ye loike a drunkard to th' openin' of a new s'loon.”

“Jawn,” he said, “you'll be the Chief of Tammany. The current Chief, who is fighting for his life, will lose. The mistake he made was robbing honest people. Jawn, he should have robbed the criminals and the lawbreakers. The rogues can't fight back, and the honest people can. And remember this: the public doesn’t care about what it hears, only about what it sees. Never interfere with people's beer; give them clean streets; double the number of lampposts—the public is like a fly, it loves lamps—and have bands playing in every park. Then keep the streets free of bad people, petty criminals, and such. You don’t have to drive them out of town, just off the streets; the public doesn’t mind dirt, but it wants it kept in the back alleys. Jawn, if you follow what I tell you, you can do whatever else you want. The public will support you like a drunkard at the opening of a new bar.”

“What you must do, father,” said Big Kennedy cheerfully, “is get well, an' see that I run things straight.”

“What you need to do, Dad,” said Big Kennedy cheerfully, “is get better, and make sure I keep everything on track.”

“Jawn,” returned Old Mike, smiling faintly, “this is Choosday; by Saturday night I'll be dead an' under th' daisies.”

“Jawn,” Old Mike said with a faint smile, “it's Tuesday; by Saturday night, I'll be dead and buried.”

Old Mike's funeral was a creeping, snail-like, reluctant thing of miles, with woe-breathing bands to mark the sorrowful march. Big Kennedy never forgot; and to the last of his power, the question uppermost in his mind, though never in his mouth, was whether or not that one who sought his favor had followed Old Mike to the grave.

Old Mike's funeral was a slow, dragging event that felt like it went on for miles, with somber bands leading the sad procession. Big Kennedy never forgot; and until the end, the question weighing on his mind, though never spoken, was whether the person who wanted his approval had followed Old Mike to the grave.

The day of Old Mike's funeral saw the destruction of our enemy, the Chief. He fell with the crash of a tree. He fled, a hunted thing, and was brought back to perish in a prison. And so came the end of him, by the wit of Big Kennedy and the furtive sleighty genius of Darby the Goph.

The day of Old Mike's funeral marked the downfall of our enemy, the Chief. He collapsed like a falling tree. He ran away, like something being hunted, only to be captured and returned to die in prison. And that was the end of him, thanks to the cleverness of Big Kennedy and the sneaky brilliance of Darby the Goph.










CHAPTER XIII—BIG KENNEDY AND THE MUGWUMPS

WHEN the old Chief was gone, Big Kennedy succeeded to his place as the ruling spirit of the organization. For myself, I moved upward to become a figure of power only a whit less imposing; for I stepped forth as a leader of the ward, while in the general councils of Tammany I was recognized as Big Kennedy's adviser and lieutenant.

WHEN the old Chief was gone, Big Kennedy took over as the leader of the organization. As for me, I climbed up to become a powerful figure, just slightly less significant; I emerged as a leader of the ward, while in the main councils of Tammany, I was acknowledged as Big Kennedy's advisor and right-hand man.

To the outside eye, unskilled of politics in practice, everything of Tammany sort would have seemed in the plight desperate. The efforts required for the overthrow of the old Chief, and Big Kennedy's bolt in favor of the forces of reform—ever the blood enemy of Tammany—had torn the organization to fragments. A first result of this dismemberment was the formation of a rival organization meant to dominate the local Democracy. This rival coterie was not without its reasons of strength, since it was upheld as much as might be by the State machine. The situation was one which for a time would compel Big Kennedy to tolerate the company of his reform friends, and affect, even though he privately opposed them, some appearance of sympathy with their plans for the purification of the town.

To an outsider, inexperienced in the workings of politics, everything related to Tammany would have seemed hopeless. The efforts needed to remove the old Chief and Big Kennedy's shift towards the reform forces—always the sworn enemy of Tammany—had shattered the organization. One immediate outcome of this fragmentation was the creation of a rival group aimed at dominating the local Democratic Party. This competing faction had its own strengths because it was supported, as much as possible, by the State machine. For a while, this situation forced Big Kennedy to put up with his reform allies and, even if he personally disagreed with them, to show some level of support for their plans to clean up the town.

“But,” observed Big Kennedy, when we considered the business between ourselves, “I think I can set these guys by the ears. There aint a man in New York who, directly or round th' corner, aint makin' money through a broken law, an' these mugwumps aint any exception. I've invited three members of the main squeeze to see me, an' I'll make a side bet they get tired before I do.”

“But,” Big Kennedy noted, as we talked about the situation, “I think I can get these guys riled up. There's not a single guy in New York who, directly or indirectly, isn't making money off a broken law, and these so-called reformers are no different. I've invited three members of the main group to meet with me, and I bet they’ll get bored long before I do.”

In deference to the invitation of Big Kennedy, there came to call upon him a trio of civic excellence, each a personage of place. Leading the three was our longtime friend, the reputable old gentleman. Of the others, one was a personage whose many millions were invested in real estate, the rentals whereof ran into the hundreds of thousands, while his companion throve as a wholesale grocer, a feature of whose business was a rich trade in strong drink.

In response to Big Kennedy's invitation, a trio of prominent citizens came to visit him, each one a well-known figure in the community. Leading the group was our longtime friend, the respected elder. Among the others, one was a person with millions invested in real estate, making hundreds of thousands from rentals, while his companion thrived as a wholesale grocer, notably running a successful trade in alcoholic beverages.

Big Kennedy met the triumvirate with brows of sanctimony, and was a moral match for the purest. When mutual congratulations over virtue's late successes at the ballot box, and the consequent dawn of whiter days for the town, were ended, Big Kennedy, whose statecraft was of the blunt, positive kind, brought to the discussional center the purpose of the meeting.

Big Kennedy met with the trio, looking self-righteous, and was just as moral as the most virtuous among them. Once they wrapped up their mutual praise over virtue’s recent wins at the polls and the resulting brighter days ahead for the town, Big Kennedy, whose political style was straightforward and direct, shifted the conversation to the real reason for their meeting.

“We're not only goin' to clean up th' town, gents,” said Big Kennedy unctuously, “but Tammany Hall as well. There's to be no more corruption; no more blackmail; every man an' every act must show as clean as a dog's tooth. I s'ppose, now, since we've got th' mayor, th' alderman, an' th' police, our first duty is to jump in an' straighten up th' village?” Here Big Kennedy scanned the others with a virtuous eye.

“We're not just going to clean up the town, gentlemen,” said Big Kennedy smoothly, “but Tammany Hall as well. There will be no more corruption; no more blackmail; every man and every action must be as clean as a whistle. I assume, now that we have the mayor, the alderman, and the police, our first duty is to dive in and tidy up the village?” Here Big Kennedy looked at the others with a righteous gaze.

“Precisely,” observed the reputable old gentleman. “And since the most glaring evils ought to claim our earliest attention, we should compel the police, without delay, to go about the elimination of the disorderly elements—the gambling dens, and other vice sinks. What do you say, Goldnose?” and the reputable old gentleman turned with a quick air to him of the giant rent-rolls.

“Exactly,” said the respected old man. “And since the most obvious problems deserve our immediate focus, we should urgently push the police to start getting rid of the troublemakers—the gambling houses and other spots of vice. What do you think, Goldnose?” The respected old man quickly turned to him, looking at the giant rent-rolls.

“Now on those points,” responded the personage of real estate dubiously, “I should say that we ought to proceed slowly. You can't rid the community of vice; history shows it to be impossible.” Then, with a look of cunning meaning: “There exist, however, evils not morally bad, perhaps, that after all are violations of law, and get much more in the way of citizens than gambling or any of its sister iniquities.” Then, wheeling spitefully on the reputable old gentleman: “There's the sidewalk and street ordinances: You know the European Express Company, Morton? I understand that you are a heaviest stockholder in it. I went by that corner the other day and I couldn't get through for the jam of horses and trucks that choked the street. There they stood, sixty horses, thirty trucks, and the side street fairly impassable. I scratched one side of my brougham to the point of ruin—scratched off my coat-of-arms, in fact, on the pole of one of the trucks. I think that to enforce the laws meant to keep the street free of obstructions is more important, as a civic reform, than driving out gamblers. These latter people, after all, get in nobody's way, and if one would find them one must hunt for them. They are prompt with their rents, too, and ready to pay a highest figure; they may be reckoned among the best tenants to be found.”

“Now on those points,” the real estate guy said doubtfully, “I think we should take it slow. You can't get rid of vice in the community; history proves it’s impossible.” Then, with a sly look, he added, “However, there are issues that might not be morally wrong but are still violations of the law, and they disrupt citizens a lot more than gambling or any of its other problems.” Then, turning spitefully to the respectable old gentleman, he continued, “What about the sidewalk and street regulations? You know the European Express Company, Morton? I hear you're one of the biggest shareholders. I passed that corner the other day and couldn’t get through because the street was clogged with horses and trucks. There they were, sixty horses, thirty trucks, and the side street was practically impassable. I scratched my brougham up badly—actually scraped my coat-of-arms off on the pole of one of the trucks. I think enforcing the laws to keep the streets clear of obstructions is a more important civic reform than getting rid of gamblers. Those people don’t really bother anyone, and you have to search for them to find them. They pay their rent on time, too, and are willing to pay top dollar; you could consider them some of the best tenants you can find.”

The real estate personage was red in the face when he had finished this harangue. He wiped his brow and looked resentfully at the reputable old gentleman. That latter purist was now in a state of great personal heat.

The real estate guy was red in the face when he finished this rant. He wiped his brow and looked angrily at the respectable old man. That old purist was now feeling extremely hot.

“Those sixty horses were being fed, sir,” said he with spirit. “The barn is more than a mile distant; there's no time to go there and back during the noon hour. You can't have the barn on Broadway, you know. That would be against the law, even if the value of Broadway property didn't put it out of reach.”

“Those sixty horses are being fed, sir,” he said enthusiastically. “The barn is over a mile away; there's no time to go there and back during lunch. You can't have the barn on Broadway, you know. That would be illegal, even if the value of Broadway property didn’t make it unaffordable.”

“Still, it's against the law to obstruct the streets,” declared the real-estate personage savagely, “just as much as it is against the law to gamble. And the trucks and teams are more of a public nuisance, sir!”

“Still, it's illegal to block the streets,” the real-estate agent said fiercely, “just like it’s illegal to gamble. And the trucks and teams are a bigger public nuisance, sir!”

“I suppose,” responded the reputable old gentleman, with a sneer, “that if my express horses paid somebody a double rent, paid it to you, Goldnose, for instance, they wouldn't be so much in the way.” Then, as one exasperated to frankness: “Why don't you come squarely out like a man, and say that to drive the disorderly characters from the town would drive a cipher or two off your rents?”

“I guess,” replied the respected old man, with a smirk, “that if my horses were paying someone extra rent, like you, Goldnose, they wouldn’t be such a hassle.” Then, clearly frustrated: “Why don’t you just come out and say that getting rid of the troublemakers would take a few bucks off your rent?”

“If I, or any other real-estate owner,” responded the baited one indignantly, “rent certain tenements, not otherwise to be let, to disorderly characters, whose fault is it? I can't control the town for either its morals or its business. The town grows up about my property, and conditions are made to occur that practically condemn it. Good people won't live there, and the property is unfit for stores or warehouses. What is an owner to do? The neighborhood becomes such that best people won't make of it a spot of residence. It's either no rent, or a tenant who lives somewhat in the shade. Real-estate owners, I suppose, are to be left with millions of unrentable property on their hands; but you, on your side, are not to lose half an hour in taking your horses to a place where they might lawfully be fed? What do you say, Casebottle?” and the outraged real-estate prince turned to the wholesale grocer, as though seeking an ally.

“If I, or any other property owner,” replied the offended individual indignantly, “rent out certain apartments that wouldn't be rented otherwise to shady characters, whose fault is that? I can't control the town’s morals or its business dealings. The town develops around my property, creating conditions that basically condemn it. Good people won't live there, and the place isn't suitable for stores or warehouses. What is an owner supposed to do? The neighborhood becomes such that the best people won't choose it as a place to live. It's either no rent, or a tenant who operates somewhat in the shadows. I guess property owners are just expected to be stuck with millions of unrentable properties; but you on your end, can't even spare half an hour to take your horses to a place where they can be fed legally? What do you think, Casebottle?” and the outraged property owner turned to the wholesale grocer, as if looking for an ally.

“I'm inclined, friend Goldnose,” returned the wholesale grocer suavely, “I'm inclined to think with you that it will be difficult to deal with the town as though it were a camp meeting. Puritanism is offensive to the urban taste.” Here the wholesale grocer cleared his throat impressively.

“I'm tempted to agree with you, friend Goldnose,” said the wholesale grocer smoothly, “I think it will be tough to treat the town like it’s a camp meeting. Puritanism doesn’t sit well with city folks.” With that, the wholesale grocer cleared his throat dramatically.

“And so,” cried the reputable old gentleman, “you call the suppression of gamblers and base women, puritanism? Casebottle, I'm surprised!”

“And so,” exclaimed the respected old man, “you think keeping gamblers and immoral women in check is puritanism? Casebottle, I'm shocked!”

The wholesale grocer looked nettled, but held his peace. There came a moment of silence. Big Kennedy, who had listened without interference, maintaining the while an inflexible morality, took advantage of the pause.

The wholesale grocer looked annoyed but stayed quiet. There was a moment of silence. Big Kennedy, who had listened without interrupting and had remained steadfast in his principles, seized the opportunity.

“One thing,” said he, “about which I think you will all agree, is that every ginmill open after hours, or on Sunday, should be pinched, and no side-doors or speakeasy racket stood for. We can seal th' town up as tight as sardines.”

“One thing,” he said, “that I think you'll all agree on is that every bar open after hours or on Sundays should be shut down, and we can't allow any hidden entrances or speakeasy setups. We can lock this town up as tight as sardines.”

Big Kennedy glanced shrewdly at Casebottle. Here was a move that would injure wholesale whisky. Casebottle, however, did not immediately respond; it was the reputable old gentleman who spoke.

Big Kennedy looked keenly at Casebottle. This was a move that would hurt the wholesale whisky business. However, Casebottle didn’t reply right away; it was the respectable older gentleman who spoke.

“That's my notion,” said he, pursing his lips. “Every ginmill ought to be closed as tight as a drum. The Sabbath should be kept free of that disorder which rum-drinking is certain to breed.”

“That's my opinion,” he said, pursing his lips. “Every bar should be closed as tight as a drum. Sundays should be kept free from the chaos that drinking rum is bound to cause.”

“Well, then,” broke in Casebottle, whose face began to color as his interests began to throb, “I say that a saloon is a poor man's club. If you're going to close the saloons, I shall be in favor of shutting up the clubs. I don't believe in one law for the poor and another for the rich.”

“Well, then,” interrupted Casebottle, his face starting to flush as his passions stirred, “I believe a bar is a club for the less fortunate. If you're planning to close the bars, I’ll support closing the clubs too. I don’t think it’s fair to have one rule for the poor and another for the rich.”

This should offer some impression of how the visitors agreed upon a civil policy. Big Kennedy was good enough to offer for the others, each of whom felt himself somewhat caught in a trap, a loophole of escape.

This should give you an idea of how the visitors came to an agreement on a civil policy. Big Kennedy generously represented the others, each of whom felt a bit trapped, looking for a way out.

“For,” explained Big Kennedy, “while I believe in rigidly enforcin' every law until it is repealed, I have always held that a law can be tacitly repealed by th' people, without waitin' for th' action of some skate legislature, who, comin' for th' most part from th' cornfields, has got it in for us lucky ducks who live in th' town. To put it this way: If there's a Sunday closin' law, or a law ag'inst gamblers, or a law ag'inst obstructin' th' streets, an' th' public don't want it enforced, then I hold it's repealed by th' highest authority in th' land, which is th' people, d'ye see!”

“For,” explained Big Kennedy, “while I believe in strictly enforcing every law until it gets repealed, I’ve always thought that a law can be silently repealed by the people, without waiting for some useless legislature to act. Most of those folks come from the cornfields and have it out for us lucky ones living in town. To put it this way: If there’s a Sunday closing law, or a law against gambling, or a law against blocking the streets, and the public doesn’t want it enforced, then I believe it’s repealed by the highest authority in the land, which is the people, you see?”

“Now, I think that very well put,” replied the real-estate personage, with a sigh of relief, while the wholesale grocer nodded approval. “I think that very well put,” he went on, “and as it's getting late, I suggest that we adjourn for the nonce, to meet with our friend, Mr. Kennedy, on some further occasion. For myself, I can see that he and the great organization of which he is now, happily, the head, are heartily with us for reforming the shocking conditions that have heretofore persisted in this community. We have won the election; as a corollary, peculation and blackmail and extortion will of necessity cease. I think, with the utmost safety to the public interest, we can leave matters to take their natural course, without pushing to extremes. Don't you think so, Mr. Kennedy?”

“Now, I think that was very well said,” replied the real-estate person with a sigh of relief, while the wholesale grocer nodded in agreement. “I think that was very well said,” he continued, “and since it's getting late, I suggest we take a break for now and meet up with our friend, Mr. Kennedy, at another time. For my part, I can see that he and the great organization he’s now leading are fully on board with us to reform the shocking conditions that have existed in this community. We won the election; as a result, corruption, blackmail, and extortion will definitely stop. I believe we can let things take their natural course without going to extremes, without risking the public interest. Don’t you agree, Mr. Kennedy?”

“Sure!” returned that chieftain. “There's always more danger in too much steam than in too little.”

“Absolutely!” replied that chief. “There’s always more risk in too much steam than in too little.”

The reputable old gentleman was by no means in accord with the real-estate personage; but since the wholesale grocer cast in his voice for moderation and no extremes, he found himself in a hopeless minority of no one save himself. With an eye of high contempt, therefore, for what he described as “The reform that needs reform,” he went away with the others, and the weighty convention for pure days was over.

The respected older gentleman did not agree at all with the real estate agent; however, since the wholesale grocer advocated for moderation and avoiding extremes, he found himself completely alone in his opinion. With a look of deep disdain for what he called “the reform that needs reform,” he left with the others, and the significant convention for pure days came to an end.

“An' that's th' last we'll see of 'em,” said Big Kennedy, with a laugh. “No cat enjoys havin' his own tail shut in th' door; no man likes th' reform that pulls a gun on his partic'lar interest. This whole reform racket,” continued Big Kennedy, who was in a temper to moralize, “is, to my thinkin', a kind of pouter-pigeon play. Most of 'em who go in for it simply want to swell 'round. Besides the pouter-pigeon, who's in th' game because he's stuck on himself, there's only two breeds of reformers. One is a Republican who's got ashamed of himself; an' th' other is some crook who's been kicked out o' Tammany for graftin' without a license.”

“And that’s the last we’ll see of them,” said Big Kennedy with a laugh. “No cat likes having its own tail caught in the door; no man enjoys reform that threatens his own interests. This whole reform business,” continued Big Kennedy, who was in the mood to lecture, “is, in my opinion, a kind of self-important display. Most of those who jump on the reform bandwagon just want to show off. Besides the self-important ones, who are just in it because they’re in love with themselves, there are only two types of reformers. One is a Republican who’s embarrassed about himself; and the other is some crook who got booted out of Tammany for scheming without a permit.”

“Would your last include you and me?” I asked. I thought I might hazard a small jest, since we were now alone.

“Would your last include you and me?” I asked. I thought I could make a little joke, since we were now alone.

“It might,” returned Big Kennedy, with an iron grin. Then, twisting the subject: “Now let's talk serious for two words. I've been doin' th' bunco act so long with our three friends that my face begins to ache with lookin' pious. Now listen: You an' me have got a long road ahead of us, an' money to be picked up on both sides. But let me break this off to you, an' don't let a word get away. When you do get th' stuff, don't go to buildin' brownstone fronts, an' buyin' trottin' horses, an' givin' yourself away with any Coal-Oil Johnny capers. If we were Republicans or mugwumps it might do. But let a Democrat get a dollar, an' there's a warrant out for him before night. When you get a wad, bury it like a dog does a bone. An' speakin' of money; I've sent for th' Chief of Police.. Come to think of it, we'd better talk over to my house. I'll go there now, an' you stay an' lay for him. When he shows up, bring him to me. There won't be so many pipin' us off over to my house.”

“It might,” Big Kennedy replied with a grim smile. Then, changing the subject: “Now let’s get serious for a moment. I’ve been pulling this scam with our three friends for so long that my face is starting to ache from pretending to be pious. Now listen: You and I have a long journey ahead, and there’s money to be made along the way. But let me make this clear, and don’t let a word slip. When you get the cash, don’t start building brownstone fronts, buying trotting horses, or getting caught up in any flashy Coal-Oil Johnny antics. If we were Republicans or mugwumps, it might work. But let a Democrat get a dollar, and there’s a warrant out for him by nightfall. When you get a stack of cash, bury it like a dog buries a bone. And speaking of money, I’ve called for the Chief of Police… Actually, we should move this conversation to my place. I’ll head over now, and you stay here and wait for him. When he arrives, bring him to me. There won’t be as many ears listening at my house.”

Big Kennedy left the Tammany headquarters, where he and the good government trio had conferred, and sauntered away in the direction of his habitat. The Chief of Police did not keep me in suspense. Big Kennedy was not four blocks away when that blue functionary appeared.

Big Kennedy left the Tammany headquarters, where he and the good government trio had met, and strolled away toward his place. The Chief of Police didn’t leave me hanging. Big Kennedy was only four blocks away when that blue uniform showed up.

“I'm to go with you to his house,” said I.

“I'm going to go with you to his house,” I said.

The head of the police was a bloated porpoise-body of a man, oily, plausible, masking his cunning with an appearance of frankness. As for scruple; why then the sharks go more freighted of a conscience.

The head of the police was a big, blubbery guy, slick and convincing, hiding his cleverness behind a face of honesty. As for morals; well, sharks carry a heavier conscience.

Big Kennedy met the Chief of Police with the freedom that belongs with an acquaintance, boy and man, of forty years. In a moment they had gotten to the marrow of what was between them.

Big Kennedy met the Chief of Police with the ease that comes from being friends for forty years, since they were both young boys. In no time, they were discussing the core of what lay between them.

“Of course,” said Big Kennedy, “Tammany's crippled just now with not havin' complete swing in th' town; an' I've got to bunk in more or less with the mugwumps. Still, we've th' upper hand in th' Board of Aldermen, an' are stronger everywhere than any other single party. Now you understand;” and here Big Kennedy bent a keen eye on the other. “Th' organization's in need of steady, monthly contributions. We'll want 'em in th' work I'm layin' out. I think you know where to get 'em, an' I leave it to you to organize th' graft. You get your bit, d'ye see! I'm goin' to name a party, however, to act as your wardman an' make th' collections. What sort is that McCue who was made Inspector about a week ago?”

“Of course,” said Big Kennedy, “Tammany is struggling right now without full control of the town; and I've got to sort of team up with the independents. Still, we have the upper hand in the Board of Aldermen, and we're stronger everywhere than any other single party. Now you get it;” and here Big Kennedy gave the other a sharp look. “The organization's in need of steady, monthly contributions. We'll need them for the work I'm planning. I think you know where to find them, and I leave it to you to set up the graft. You get your cut, you see! I'm going to appoint someone, though, to act as your wardman and handle the collections. What kind of guy is that McCue who became Inspector about a week ago?”

“McCue!” returned the Chief of Police in tones of surprise. “That man would never do! He's as honest as a clock!”

“McCue!” the Chief of Police exclaimed in surprise. “That guy would never do! He's as honest as they come!”

“Honest!” exclaimed Big Kennedy, and his amazement was a picture. “Well, what does he think he's doin' on th' force, then?”

“Seriously!” exclaimed Big Kennedy, and his surprise was evident. “Well, what does he think he's doing on the force, then?”

“That's too many for me,” replied the other. Then, apologetically: “But you can see yourself, that when you rake together six thousand men, no matter how you pick 'em out, some of 'em's goin' to be honest.”

“That's too many for me,” replied the other. Then, apologetically: “But you can see for yourself that when you gather six thousand men, no matter how you choose them, some of them are going to be honest.”

“Yes,” assented Big Kennedy thoughtfully, “I s'ppose that's so, too. It would be askin' too much to expect that a force, as you say, of six thousand could be brought together, an' have 'em all crooked. It was Father Considine who mentioned this McCue; he said he was his cousin an' asked me to give him a shove along. It shows what I've claimed a dozen times, that th' Church ought to keep its nose out o' politics. However, I'll look over th' list, an' give you some good name to-morrow.”

“Yes,” Big Kennedy replied thoughtfully, “I guess that makes sense. It would be asking too much to think that a group of six thousand, as you said, could all be in on it. It was Father Considine who brought up this McCue; he said he was his cousin and asked me to help him out. This just proves what I've said a dozen times: the Church should stay out of politics. However, I’ll go through the list and give you a solid name tomorrow.”

“But how about th' town?” asked the Chief of Police anxiously. “I want to know what I'm doin'. Tell me plain, just what goes an' what don't.”

“But what about the town?” asked the Chief of Police anxiously. “I want to know what I'm doing. Just tell me straight what’s allowed and what isn’t.”

“This for a pointer, then,” responded Big Kennedy. “Whatever goes has got to go on th' quiet. I've got to keep things smooth between me an' th' mugwumps. The gamblers can run; an' I don't find any fault with even th' green-goods people. None of 'em can beat a man who don't put himself within his reach, an' I don't protect suckers. But knucks, dips, sneaks, second-story people, an' strong-arm men have got to quit. That's straight; let a trick come off on th' street cars, or at th' theater, or in the dark, or let a crib get cracked, an' there'll be trouble between you an' me, d'ye see! An' if anything as big as a bank should get done up, why then, you send in your resignation. An' at that, you'll be dead lucky if you don't do time.”

“This is a warning, then,” replied Big Kennedy. “Whatever happens needs to be kept under the radar. I have to maintain good relations with the important people. The gamblers can take their chances; I don’t have an issue with the counterfeiters either. None of them can outsmart a guy who stays out of reach, and I don’t take care of fools. But hustlers, crooks, thieves, burglars, and muscle men need to stop. That’s clear; if a scheme goes down on the streetcars, at the theater, or in the dark, or if a place gets robbed, there’ll be problems between you and me, got it? And if something as serious as a bank heist happens, then you better send in your resignation. And even then, you’ll be lucky if you don’t end up in prison.”

“There's th' stations an' th' ferries,” said the other, with an insinuating leer. “You know a mob of them Western fine-workers are likely to blow in on us, an' we not wise to 'em—not havin' their mugs in the gallery. That sort of knuck might do business at th' depots or ferries, an' we couldn't help ourselves. Anyway,” he concluded hopefully, “they seldom touch up our own citizens; it's mostly th' farmers they go through.”

“There's the stations and the ferries,” said the other, with a sly grin. “You know a bunch of those Western con artists are likely to show up here, and we wouldn’t even know it—not having their faces in the lineup. That kind of troublemaker might work at the depots or ferries, and we couldn't do anything about it. Anyway,” he finished hopefully, “they usually don’t mess with our own people; it’s mostly the farmers they target.”

“All right,” said Big Kennedy cheerfully, “I'm not worryin' about what comes off with th' farmers. But you tell them fine-workers, whose mugs you haven't got, that if anyone who can vote or raise a row in New York City goes shy his watch or leather, th' artist who gets it can't come here ag'in. Now mind: You've got to keep this town so I can hang my watch on any lamp-post in it, an' go back in a week an' find it hasn't been touched. There'll be plenty of ways for me an' you to get rich without standin' for sneaks an' hold-ups.”

“All right,” said Big Kennedy cheerfully, “I’m not worried about what happens with the farmers. But you tell those fine workers, whose faces you don’t have, that if anyone who can vote or cause a scene in New York City loses their watch or leather, the artist who gets it won’t be able to come back here again. Now listen: You’ve got to keep this town so I can hang my watch on any lamp post in it, and go back in a week and find it hasn’t been touched. There will be plenty of ways for you and me to get rich without having to deal with sneaks and hold-ups.”

Big Kennedy, so soon as he got possession of Tammany, began divers improvements of a political sort, and each looking to our safety and perpetuation. One of his moves was to break up the ward gangs, and this included the Tin Whistles.

Big Kennedy, as soon as he took control of Tammany, started making various political improvements, all aimed at ensuring our safety and longevity. One of his actions was to dismantle the ward gangs, which included the Tin Whistles.

“For one thing, we don't need 'em—you an' me,” said he. “They could only help us while we stayed in our ward an' kept in touch with 'em. The gangs strengthen th' ward leaders, but they don't strengthen th' Chief. So we're goin' to abolish 'em. The weaker we make th' ward leaders, the stronger we make ourselves. Do you ketch on?” and Big Kennedy nudged me significantly.

“For one thing, we don't need them—you and me,” he said. “They could only help us while we stayed in our area and kept in touch with them. The gangs empower the area leaders, but they don't empower the Chief. So we're going to get rid of them. The weaker we make the area leaders, the stronger we make ourselves. Do you get it?” and Big Kennedy nudged me meaningfully.

“You've got to disband, boys,” said I, when I had called the Tin Whistles together. “Throw away your whistles. Big Kennedy told me that the first toot on one of 'em would get the musician thirty days on the Island. It's an order; so don't bark your shins against it.”

“You all need to break it up, boys,” I said when I gathered the Tin Whistles. “Get rid of your whistles. Big Kennedy warned me that the first blow on one of those would land the musician thirty days on the Island. It's a directive, so don’t push back against it.”

After Big Kennedy was installed as Chief, affairs in their currents for either Big Kennedy or myself went flowing never more prosperously. The town settled to its lines; and the Chief of Police, with a wardman whom Big Kennedy selected, and who was bitten by no defect of integrity like the dangerous McCue, was making monthly returns of funds collected for “campaign purposes” with which the most exacting could have found no fault. We were rich, Big Kennedy and I; and acting on that suggestion of concealment, neither was blowing a bugle over his good luck.

After Big Kennedy became Chief, everything went smoothly for both him and me. The town fell into its routine; and the Chief of Police, along with a patrolman chosen by Big Kennedy—who wasn’t tainted by the integrity issues like the risky McCue—was submitting monthly reports of funds collected for “campaign purposes” that could satisfy even the toughest critics. Big Kennedy and I were doing well; and following the advice to keep things under wraps, neither of us was boasting about our good fortune.

I could have been happy, being now successful beyond any dream that my memory could lay hands on, had it not been for Apple Cheek and her waning health. She, poor girl, had never been the same after my trial for the death of Jimmy the Blacksmith; the shock of that trouble bore her down beyond recall. The doctors called it a nervous prostration, but I think, what with the fright and the grief of it, that the poor child broke her heart. She was like something broken; and although years went by she never once held up her head. Apple Cheek faded slowly away, and at last died in my arms.

I could have been happy, being successful beyond any dream that I could remember, if it weren't for Apple Cheek and her declining health. She, poor girl, had never been the same after my trial for the death of Jimmy the Blacksmith; the shock of that situation took such a toll on her that she was never able to recover. The doctors called it a nervous breakdown, but I think that with all the fear and grief, the poor child really broke her heart. She seemed like something shattered; and even as the years passed, she never once held her head up. Apple Cheek slowly faded away, and in the end, she died in my arms.

When she passed, and it fell upon me like a pall that Apple Cheek had gone from me forever, my very heart withered and perished within me. There was but one thing to live for: Blossom, my baby girl. Anne came to dwell with us to be a mother to her, and it was good for me what Anne did, and better still for little Blossom. I was no one to have Blossom's upbringing, being ignorant and rude, and unable to look upon her without my eyes filling up for thoughts of my lost Apple Cheek. That was a sharpest of griefs—the going of Apple Cheek! My one hope lay in forgetfulness, and I courted it by working at politics, daylight and dark.

When she passed away, it hit me like a heavy weight knowing that Apple Cheek was gone from my life forever, and my heart just shriveled up inside me. There was only one reason to keep living: Blossom, my baby girl. Anne came to stay with us to take care of her, and it was really helpful for me and even better for little Blossom. I wasn’t fit to raise Blossom, being so clueless and rough around the edges, and I couldn't look at her without feeling tears in my eyes from the memories of my lost Apple Cheek. That was the deepest sorrow—the loss of Apple Cheek! My only hope was to forget, and I threw myself into politics, day and night.

It would seem, too, that the blow that sped death to Apple Cheek had left its nervous marks on little Blossom. She was timid, hysterical, terror-whipped of fears that had no form. She would shriek out in the night as though a fiend frighted her, and yet could tell no story of it. She lived the victim of a vast formless fear that was to her as a demon without outlines or members or face. One blessing: I could give the trembling Blossom rest by holding her close in my arms, and thus she has slept the whole night through. The “frights,” she said, fled when I was by.

It seemed that the shock of Apple Cheek's death had left its marks on little Blossom as well. She was timid and hysterical, gripped by fears that had no shape. She would scream in the night as if a monster was after her, yet she couldn't explain what was wrong. She lived as a victim of a huge, formless fear that felt like a demon with no clear form or face. One good thing: I could calm the trembling Blossom by holding her close in my arms, and she slept soundly all night. The “frights,” she said, disappeared when I was there.

In that hour, Anne was my sunshine and support; I think I should have followed Apple Cheek had it not been for Blossom, and Anne's gentle courage to hold me up. For all that, my home was a home of clouds and gloom; waking or sleeping, sorrow pressed upon me like a great stone. I took no joy, growing grim and silent, and far older than my years.

In that hour, Anne was my light and support; I believe I would have followed Apple Cheek if it weren't for Blossom and Anne's gentle strength to lift me up. Despite that, my home felt like a place filled with clouds and darkness; whether awake or asleep, sorrow weighed on me like a heavy stone. I found no joy, becoming serious and quiet, feeling much older than my age.

One evening when Big Kennedy and I were closeted over some enterprise of politics, that memorable exquisite, young Morton, was announced. He greeted us with his old-time vacuity of lisp and glance, and after mounting that double eyeglass, so potent with the herd, he said: “Gentlemen, I've come to make some money.”

One evening when Big Kennedy and I were discussing some political venture, the unforgettable and charming young Morton was announced. He greeted us with his familiar vacant lisp and stare, and after putting on that powerful double eyeglass, he said, “Gentlemen, I’m here to make some money.”










CHAPTER XIV—THE MULBERRY FRANCHISE

THAT'S my purpose in a nutshell,” lisped young Morton; “I've decided to make some money; and I've come for millions.” Here he waved a delicate hand, and bestowed upon Big Kennedy and myself his look of amiable inanity.

THAT'S my purpose in a nutshell,” said young Morton with a lisp; “I’ve decided to make some money, and I’m here for millions.” He then waved his delicate hand and gave Big Kennedy and me a look of friendly emptiness.

“Millions, eh?” returned Big Kennedy, with his metallic grin. “I've seen whole fam'lies taken the same way. However, I'm glad you're no piker.”

“Millions, huh?” replied Big Kennedy, with his metallic grin. “I've seen whole families taken down the same way. But I'm glad you're not a coward.”

“If by 'piker,'” drawled young Morton, “you mean one of those cheap persons who play for minimum stakes, I assure you that I should scorn to be so described; I should, really! No, indeed; it requires no more of thought or effort to play for millions than for ten-dollar bills.”

“If by 'piker,'” drawled young Morton, “you mean one of those cheap people who play for minimum stakes, I assure you that I would never let myself be described that way; I really wouldn't! No, seriously; it takes just as much thought or effort to play for millions as it does for ten-dollar bills.”

“An' dead right you are!” observed Big Kennedy with hearty emphasis. “A sport can buck faro bank for a million as easily as for a white chip. That is, if he can find a game that'll turn for such a bundle, an' has th' money to back his nerve. What's true of faro is true of business. So you're out for millions! I thought your old gent, who's into fifty enterprises an' has been for as many years, had long ago shaken down mankind for a whole mountain of dough. The papers call him a multimillionaire.”

“You're absolutely right!” said Big Kennedy with enthusiasm. “A gambler can bet on the faro bank for a million just as easily as for a white chip. That is, if he can find a game that’ll allow for such a large amount, and has the cash to support his nerves. What applies to faro also applies to business. So you’re aiming for millions! I thought your old man, who's involved in fifty ventures and has been for just as many years, had already wrung mankind dry for an entire mountain of cash. The papers call him a multimillionaire.”

Young Morton, still with the empty smile, brought forth a cigarette case. The case, gold, was adorned with a ruby whereon to press when one would open it, and wore besides the owner's monogram in diamonds. Having lighted a cigarette, he polished his eyeglass with a filmy handkerchief. Re-establishing the eyeglass on his high patrician nose, he again shone vacuously upon Big Kennedy.

Young Morton, still wearing that vacant smile, pulled out a cigarette case. The case was gold, featuring a ruby to press when opening it, and it also displayed the owner's monogram in diamonds. After lighting a cigarette, he wiped his eyeglass with a delicate handkerchief. Placing the eyeglass back on his high, aristocratic nose, he smiled blankly at Big Kennedy once more.

That personage had watched these manifestations of fastidious culture in a spirit of high delight. Big Kennedy liked young Morton; he had long ago made out how those dandyisms were no more than a cover for what fund of force and cunning dwelt beneath. In truth, Big Kennedy regarded young Morton's imbecilities as a most fortunate disguise. His remark would show as much. As young Morton—cigarette just clinging between his lips, eye of shallow good humor—bent towards him, he said, addressing me:

That guy had been observing these displays of refined culture with great pleasure. Big Kennedy liked young Morton; he had figured out long ago that those fancy quirks were just a facade for the real strength and cleverness hiding underneath. Actually, Big Kennedy saw young Morton’s foolishness as a lucky disguise. His comment would make that clear. As young Morton—cigarette barely hanging on his lips, looking lighthearted—leaned toward him, he said, speaking to me:

“Say! get onto that front! That look of not knowin' nothin' ought by itself to cash in for half a million! Did you ever see such a throw-off?” and here Big Kennedy quite lost himself in a maze of admiration. Recovering, however, and again facing our caller, he repeated: “Yes, I thought your old gent had millions.”

“Hey! Get on that front! That clueless look alone should be worth half a million! Have you ever seen such a throw-off?” And with that, Big Kennedy completely lost himself in a whirlwind of admiration. However, after regaining his composure and facing our guest again, he said, “Yeah, I thought your old man had millions.”

“Both he and the press,” responded young Morton, “concede that he has; they do, really! Moreover, he possesses, I think, the evidence of it in a cord or two of bonds and stocks, don't y' know! But in what fashion, pray, does that bear upon my present intentions as I've briefly laid them bare?”

“Both he and the press,” replied young Morton, “agree that he does; they really do! Plus, I think he has proof of it in a couple of bonds and stocks, you know! But how does that relate to my current plans that I've just shared?”

“No fashion,” said Big Kennedy, “only I'd naturally s'ppose that when you went shy on th' long green, you'd touch th' old gentleman.”

“No fashion,” said Big Kennedy, “but I would naturally assume that when you were low on cash, you'd reach out to the old man.”

“Undoubtedly,” returned young Morton, “I could approach my father with a request for money—that is if my proposal were framed in a spirit of moderation, don't y' know!—say one hundred thousand dollars. But such a sum, in my present temper, would be but the shadow of a trifle. I owe five times the amount; I do, really! I've no doubt I'm on Tiffany's books for more than one hundred thousand, while my bill at the florist's should be at least ten thousand dollars, if the pen of that brigand of nosegays has kept half pace with his rapacity. However,” concluded young Morton, breaking into a soft, engaging laugh, “since I intend, with your aid, to become the master of millions, such bagatelles are unimportant, don't y' know.”

“Undoubtedly,” young Morton replied, “I could ask my dad for some money—that is if I framed my request in a reasonable way, you know!—let’s say one hundred thousand dollars. But honestly, at this point, that amount would hardly make a dent. I owe five times that much; I really do! I’m sure I’m on Tiffany’s list for over one hundred thousand, and my bill at the florist should be at least ten thousand dollars, if that flower thief has kept up with his greed. However,” young Morton said, breaking into a soft, charming laugh, “since I plan to become the master of millions with your help, these small amounts don’t really matter, you know.”

“Certainly!” observed Big Kennedy in a consolatory tone; “they don't amount to a deuce in a bum deck. Still, I must say you went in up to your neck on sparks an' voylets. I never saw such a plunger on gewgaws an' garlands since a yard of cloth made a coat for me.”

“Definitely!” Big Kennedy said in a comforting tone; “they don’t count for anything in a bad situation. Still, I have to say you really got caught up in the glitter and flashy stuff. I’ve never seen anyone dive into frivolities like that since I once got a yard of fabric to make myself a coat.”

“Those bills arose through my efforts to make grand opera beautiful. I set the prima donna ablaze with gems; and as for the stage, why, it was like singing in a conservatory; it was really!”

“Those bills came from my efforts to make grand opera beautiful. I adorned the lead singer with jewels, and as for the stage, it was like performing in a conservatory; it really was!”

“Well, let that go!” said Big Kennedy, after a pause. “I shall be glad if through my help you make them millions. If you do, d'ye see, I'll make an armful just as big; it's ag'inst my religion to let anybody grab off a bigger piece of pie than I do when him an' me is pals. It would lower my opinion of myself. However, layin' guff aside, s'ppose you butt in now an' open up your little scheme. Let's see what button you think you're goin' to push.”

“Well, forget about that!” said Big Kennedy, after a pause. “I’ll be happy if my help helps you make a fortune. If you do, you see, I’ll make a nice chunk too; it goes against my principles to let anyone take a bigger slice than I do when we’re friends. It would lower my self-esteem. Anyway, putting that aside, why don’t you dive in now and share your little plan? Let’s see what button you think you’re going to push.”

“This is my thought,” responded young Morton, and as he spoke the eyeglass dropped from its aquiline perch, and under the heat of a real animation those mists of affectation were dissipated; “this is my thought: I want a street railway franchise along Mulberry Avenue, the length of the Island.”

“This is what I think,” replied young Morton, and as he spoke, the eyeglass fell from its elevated position, and under the spark of genuine enthusiasm, those layers of pretension faded away; “this is what I think: I want a streetcar franchise along Mulberry Avenue, spanning the length of the Island.”

“Go on,” said Big Kennedy.

“Go ahead,” said Big Kennedy.

“It's my plan to form a corporation—-Mulberry Traction. There'll be eight millions of preferred stock at eight per cent. I can build and equip the road with that. In addition, there'll be ten millions of common stock.”

“I'm planning to set up a corporation—Mulberry Traction. There will be eight million in preferred stock at eight percent. I can construct and equip the railway with that. Additionally, there will be ten million in common stock.”

“Have you th' people ready to take th' preferred?”

“Do you have the people ready to take the preferred?”

“Ready and waiting. If I had the franchise, I could float those eight millions within ten days.”

“Ready and waiting. If I had the franchise, I could raise those eight million in ten days.”

“What do you figger would be th' road's profits?”

“What do you think the road's profits would be?”

“It would carry four hundred thousand passengers a day, and take in twenty thousand dollars. The operating expenses would not exceed an annual four millions and a half. That, after the eight per cent, on the preferred were paid, would leave over two millions a year on the common—a dividend of twenty per cent., or five per cent, every quarter. You can see where such returns would put the stock. You, for your ride, would go into the common on the ground floor.”

“It would transport four hundred thousand passengers daily and generate twenty thousand dollars in revenue. The yearly operating costs wouldn't go over four and a half million. After paying the eight percent on the preferred shares, there would be over two million left each year for the common stock—a dividend of twenty percent, or five percent every quarter. You can see how such returns would affect the stock value. For your fare, you'd be getting into the common stock from the ground level.”

“We'll get to how I go in, in a minute,” responded Big Kennedy dryly. He was impressed by young Morton's proposal, and was threshing it out in his mind as they talked. “Now, see here,” he went on, lowering his brows and fixing his keen gray glance on young Morton, “you mustn't get restless if I ask you questions. I like to tap every wheel an' try every rivet on a scheme or a man before I hook up with either.”

“We'll get to how I get involved in a minute,” Big Kennedy replied dryly. He was intrigued by young Morton's proposal and was sorting it out in his head as they spoke. “Now look here,” he continued, lowering his brows and fixing his sharp gray gaze on young Morton, “don't get impatient if I ask you questions. I like to check every component and evaluate everything about a plan or a person before I commit to either.”

“Ask what you please,” said young Morton, as brisk as a terrier.

“Ask anything you want,” said young Morton, lively as a terrier.

“I'll say this,” observed Big Kennedy. “That traction notion shows that you're a hogshead of horse sense. But of course you understand that you're going to need money, an' plenty of it, before you get th' franchise. I can take care of th' Tammany push, perhaps; but there's highbinders up to your end of th' alley who'll want to be greased.”

“I'll put it this way,” said Big Kennedy. “That traction idea proves you've got a lot of common sense. But of course you realize you're going to need money, and a lot of it, before you get the franchise. I might be able to handle the Tammany crew, but there are some tough players on your side of the alley who are going to want some cash.”

“How much do you argue that I'll require as a preliminary to the grant of the franchise?” asked young Morton, interrupting Big Kennedy.

“How much do you think I’ll need as a prerequisite before getting the franchise?” asked young Morton, interrupting Big Kennedy.

“Every splinter of four hundred thousand.”

“Every fragment of four hundred thousand.”

“That was my estimate,” said young Morton; “but I've arranged for twice that sum.”

“That was my estimate,” said young Morton; “but I've arranged for double that amount.”

“Who is th' Rothschild you will get it from?”

“Who is the Rothschild you will get it from?”

“My father,” replied young Morton, and now he lapsed anew into his manner of vapidity. “Really, he takes an eighth of the preferred at par—one million! I've got the money in the bank, don't y' know!”

“My dad,” replied young Morton, and he fell back into his usual dullness. “Honestly, he gets an eighth of the preferred at face value—one million! I’ve got the cash in the bank, you know!”

“Good!” ejaculated Big Kennedy, with the gleam which never failed to sparkle in his eye at the mention of rotund riches.

“Great!” exclaimed Big Kennedy, with the sparkle that always lit up his eyes at the mention of abundant wealth.

“My father doesn't know my plans,” continued young Morton, his indolence and his eyeglass both restored. “No; he wouldn't let me tell him; he wouldn't, really! I approached him in this wise:

“My dad doesn't know my plans,” continued young Morton, his laziness and his eyeglass both back in place. “No; he wouldn’t let me tell him; he wouldn’t, seriously! I approached him like this:

“'Father,' said I, 'you are aware of the New York alternative?'

“'Dad,' I said, 'you know about the New York option?'”

“'What is it?' he asked.

"What is it?" he asked.

“'Get money or get out.'

"Get money or leave."

“'Well!' said he.

"Well!" he said.

“'Father, I've decided not to move. Yes, father; after a full consideration of the situation, I've resolved to make, say twenty or thirty millions for myself; I have, really! It's quite necessary, don't y' know; I am absolutely bankrupt. And I don't like it; there's nothing comfortable in being bankrupt, it so deucedly restricts a man. Besides, it's not good form. I've evolved an idea, however; there's a business I can go into.'

“'Dad, I've decided not to move. Yeah, Dad; after thinking it over, I've made up my mind to earn, say, twenty or thirty million for myself; I actually will! It's absolutely necessary, you know; I'm completely broke. And I don't like it; there's nothing pleasant about being broke, it really limits a person. Plus, it's not proper. However, I've come up with an idea; there's a business I can get into.'”

“'Store?' he inquired.

"‘Store?’ he asked."

“'No, no, father,' I replied, for the odious supposition quite upset me; 'it's nothing so horribly vulgar as trade; it's a speculation, don't y' know. There'll be eight millions of preferred stock; you are to take a million. Also, you are to give me the million at once.'

'No, no, Dad,' I replied, feeling really uneasy about the awful assumption; 'it's not anything as disgustingly simple as trade; it's an investment, you know. There will be eight million in preferred stock; you're supposed to take a million. Also, you need to give me the million right away.'

“'What is this speculation?' he asked. 'If I'm to go in for a million, I take it you can entrust me with the outlines.'

“'What is this speculation?' he asked. 'If I'm going to invest a million, I assume you can share the details with me.'”

“'Really, it was on my mind to do so,' I replied.

“'Honestly, I was thinking about doing that,' I replied.”

“'My scheme is this: I shall make an alliance with Mr. Kennedy.'

“My plan is this: I’m going to team up with Mr. Kennedy.”

“'Stop, stop!' cried my father hastily. 'On the whole, I don't care to hear your scheme. You shall have the money; but I've decided that it will reflect more glory upon you should you bring things to an issue without advice from me. Therefore, you need tell me no more; positively, I will not hear you.'”

“'Stop, stop!' my father said quickly. 'Honestly, I’m not really interested in your plan. You can have the money, but I think it will be more impressive for you to handle this on your own without my input. So you don’t need to say anything else; I’m definitely not going to listen to you.'”

“It was my name made him leary,” observed Big Kennedy, with the gratified face of one who has been paid a compliment. “When you said 'Kennedy,' he just about figgered we were out to get a kit of tools an' pry a shutter off th' First National. It's th' mugwump notion of Tammany, d'ye see! You put him onto it some time, that now I'm Chief I've got center-bits an' jimmies skinned to death when it comes to makin' money.”

“It was my name that made him wary,” Big Kennedy noted, with the pleased expression of someone who’s just received a compliment. “When you mentioned ‘Kennedy,’ he nearly thought we were planning to grab a bunch of tools and pry open the shutter on the First National. It’s that mugwump idea from Tammany, you know! You should tell him that now that I’m Chief, I’ve got drill bits and lock picks all ready when it comes to making money.”

“I don't think it was your name,” observed young Morton. “He's beginning to learn, however, about my voting those three hundred wenches in overalls and jumpers, don't y' know, and it has taught him to distrust my methods as lacking that element of conservatism which he values so much. It was that which came uppermost in his memory, and it occurred to him that perhaps the less he knew about my enterprises the sounder he would sleep. Is it not remarkable, how fondly even an advanced man like my father will cling to the moss-grown and the obsolete?”

“I don't think it was your name,” noted young Morton. “He's starting to realize, though, about my voting those three hundred women in overalls and jumpers, you know, and it has made him distrust my methods for lacking that conservative touch he values so much. That was what stuck out in his mind, and it occurred to him that maybe the less he knew about my ventures, the better he would sleep. Isn’t it surprising how even a progressive guy like my dad will hold on to outdated and obsolete ideas?”

“That's no dream neither!” exclaimed Big Kennedy, in earnest coincidence with young Morton. “It's this old fogy business on th' parts of people who ought to be leadin' up th' dance for progress, that sends me to bed tired in th' middle of th' day!” And here Big Kennedy shook his head reproachfully at gray ones whose sluggishness had wounded him.

“That's no dream either!” shouted Big Kennedy, in complete agreement with young Morton. “It's this outdated attitude from people who should be paving the way for progress that makes me want to go to bed tired in the middle of the day!” And here Big Kennedy shook his head disapprovingly at the older folks whose laziness had upset him.

“My father drew his check,” continued young Morton. “He couldn't let it come to me, however, without a chiding. Wonderful, how the aged like to lord it over younger folk with rebukes for following in their footsteps—really!

“My dad cashed his check,” continued young Morton. “He couldn’t let it go to me, though, without a lecture. It’s amazing how the older generation loves to lecture younger people for following in their footsteps—really!”

“'You speak of bankruptcy,' said my father, sucking in his cheeks. 'Would it violate confidence should you tell me how you come to be in such a disgraceful predicament?' This last was asked in a spirit of sarcasm, don't y' know.

“'You talk about bankruptcy,' my father said, pulling in his cheeks. 'Would it betray your trust if you told me how you ended up in such a shameful situation?' He asked this with a hint of sarcasm, you know.”

“'It was by following your advice, sir,' said I.

"It was by following your advice, sir," I said.

“'Following my advice!' exclaimed my father. 'What do you mean, sir? Or are you mad?'

“‘Following my advice!’ my father exclaimed. ‘What do you mean, sir? Or are you crazy?’”

“'Not at all,' I returned. 'Don't you recall how, when I came from college, you gave me a world of advice, and laid particular stress on my establishing a perfect credit? “Nothing is done without credit,” you said on that occasion; “and it should be the care of a young man, as he enters upon life, to see to it that his credit is perfect in every quarter of trade. He should extend his credit with every opportunity.” This counsel made a deep impression upon me, it did, really! and so I've extended my credit wherever I saw a chance until I owe a half-million. I must say, father, that I think it would have saved me money, don't y' know, had you told me to destroy my credit as hard as I could. In fostering my credit, I but warmed a viper.'”

“‘Not at all,’ I replied. ‘Don’t you remember how, when I got back from college, you gave me tons of advice and really emphasized the importance of building perfect credit? “Nothing gets done without credit,” you said back then; “and it should be a young man’s responsibility, as he starts out in life, to ensure that his credit is spotless in every area of business. He should take every chance to expand his credit.” That advice made a big impact on me, it really did! So I've built my credit whenever I saw an opportunity until I owe half a million. I have to say, Dad, I think I would have saved a lot of money if you had told me to ruin my credit as fast as I could. By trying to build my credit, I only ended up nurturing a viper.’”

Young Morton paused to fire another cigarette, while the pucker about the corner of his eye indicated that he felt as though he had turned the laugh upon his father. Following a puff or two, he returned gravely to Mulberry Traction.

Young Morton stopped to light another cigarette, and the crease at the corner of his eye showed that he felt like he had outsmarted his father. After a couple of puffs, he got serious again and headed back to Mulberry Traction.

“Do you approve my proposition?” he asked of Big Kennedy, “and will you give me your aid?”

“Do you agree with my proposal?” he asked Big Kennedy, “and will you help me?”

“The proposition's all hunk,” said Big Kennedy. “As to my aid: that depends on whether we come to terms.”

“The proposal is all nonsense,” said Big Kennedy. “As for my help: that depends on whether we can reach an agreement.”

“What share would you want?”

“What share do you want?”

“Forty per cent, of th' common stock,” responded Big Kennedy. “That's always th' Tammany end; forty per cent.”

“Forty percent of the common stock,” replied Big Kennedy. “That’s always the Tammany side; forty percent.”

Young Morton drew in his lips. The figure seemed a surprise. “Do you mean that you receive four millions of the common stock, you paying nothing?” he asked at last.

Young Morton pressed his lips together. The situation caught him off guard. “Are you saying that you get four million shares of common stock without paying anything?” he finally asked.

“I don't pony for a sou markee. An' I get th' four millions, d'ye see! Who ever heard of Tammany payin' for anything!” and Big Kennedy glared about the room, and sniffed through his nose, as though in the presence of all that might be called preposterous.

“I don’t pay a dime, you know. And I’ll get the four million, you see! Who ever heard of Tammany paying for anything!” Big Kennedy glared around the room and sniffed through his nose, as if he were surrounded by something completely absurd.

“But if you put in no money,” remonstrated young Morton, “why should you have the stock? I admit that you ought to be let in on lowest terms; but, after all, you should put in something.”

“But if you’re not investing any money,” argued young Morton, “why should you get the stock? I agree that you should be allowed in at the lowest terms; but, in the end, you need to contribute something.”

“I put in my pull,” retorted Big Kennedy grimly. “You get your franchise from me.”

“I made my move,” Big Kennedy shot back grimly. “You get your franchise from me.”

“From the City,” corrected young Morton.

"From the City," young Morton corrected.

“I'm the City,” replied Big Kennedy; “an' will be while I'm on top of Tammany, an' Tammany's on top of th' town.” Then, with a friendliness of humor: “Here, I like you, an' I'll go out o' my way to educate you on this point. You're fly to some things, an' a farmer on others. Now understand: The City's a come-on—a sucker—an' it belongs to whoever picks it up. That's me this trip, d'ye see! Now notice: I've got no office; I'm a private citizen same as you, an' I don't owe no duty to th' public. Every man has his pull—his influence. You've got your pull; I've got mine. When a man wants anything from th' town, he gets his pull to work. In this case, my pull is bigger than all th' other pulls clubbed together. You get that franchise or you don't get it, just as I say. In short, you get it from me—get it by my pull, d'ye see! Now why shouldn't I charge for th' use of my pull, just as a lawyer asks his fee, or a bank demands interest when it lends? My pull's my pull; it's my property as much as a bank's money is th' bank's, or a lawyer's brains is the lawyer's. I worked hard to get it, an' there's hundreds who'd take it from me if they could. There's my doctrine: I'm a private citizen; my pull is my capital, an' I'm as much entitled to get action on it in favor of myself as a bank has to shave a note. That's why I take forty per cent. It's little enough: The franchise will be four-fifths of th' whole value of th' road; an' all I have for it is two-fifths of five-ninths, for you've got to take into account them eight millions of preferred.”

“I'm the City,” replied Big Kennedy. “And I will be as long as I'm in charge of Tammany, and Tammany's in charge of the town.” Then, with a friendly sense of humor: “Look, I like you, and I'll make an effort to help you understand this. You're wise to some things, and clueless about others. Now listen: The City is a lure—a trap—and it belongs to whoever picks it up. That's me this time, you see! Now notice: I don't hold any official position; I'm a private citizen just like you, and I don't owe any obligation to the public. Every person has their connections—what they can leverage. You've got your connections; I've got mine. When someone wants something from the town, they call on their connections. In this case, my connections are more powerful than all the others combined. You either get that franchise or you don't, depending on what I decide. In short, you get it from me—through my connections, you see! So why shouldn't I charge for the use of my connections, just like a lawyer charges a fee, or a bank asks for interest when it lends money? My connections are my property; they're mine just like a bank's money is the bank's, or a lawyer's expertise is the lawyer's. I worked hard to earn it, and there are hundreds who would take it from me if they could. That's my principle: I'm a private citizen; my connections are my asset, and I'm just as entitled to profit from them as a bank is to collect on a loan. That's why I take forty percent. It's a fair deal: The franchise will be four-fifths of the entire value of the road; and all I’m getting for it is two-fifths of five-ninths, since you have to consider that eight million in preferred stock.”

Young Morton was either convinced of the propriety of what Big Kennedy urged, or saw—the latter is the more likely surmise—that he must agree if he would attain success for his enterprise. He made no more objection, and those forty per cent, in favor of Big Kennedy were looked upon as the thing adjusted.

Young Morton was either sure that what Big Kennedy suggested was right, or he realized—more likely the case—that he had to agree if he wanted to succeed in his venture. He didn't object anymore, and the forty percent in favor of Big Kennedy was seen as settled.

“You spoke of four hundred thousand dollars as precedent to the franchise,” said young Morton. “Where will that go?”

“You mentioned four hundred thousand dollars as a requirement for the franchise,” said young Morton. “What will happen to that?”

“There's as many as thirty hungry ones who, here an' there an' each in our way, must be met an' squared.”

“There's as many as thirty hungry people who, here and there and each in our way, we have to deal with and sort out.”

“How much will go to your fellows?”

“How much will go to your friends?”

“Most of th' Tammany crowd I can beat into line. But there's twelve who won't take orders. They were elected as 'Fusion' candidates, an' they think that entitles 'em to play a lone hand. Whenever Tammany gets th' town to itself, you can gamble! I'll knock their blocks off quick. You ask what it'll take to hold down th' Tammany people? I should say two hundred thousand dollars. We'll make it this way: I'll take thirty per cent, instead of forty of th' common, an' two hundred thousand in coin. That'll be enough to give us th' Tammany bunch as solid as a brick switch shanty.”

“Most of the Tammany group I can get in line. But there are twelve who won't take orders. They were elected as 'Fusion' candidates, and they think that gives them the right to go solo. Whenever Tammany has the town all to itself, you can bet on it! I'll knock their heads off fast. You want to know what it'll take to keep the Tammany people in check? I'd say two hundred thousand dollars. Here’s the deal: I’ll take thirty percent instead of forty of the commons, and two hundred thousand in cash. That’ll be enough to make the Tammany crew as solid as a brick shack.”

“That should do,” observed young Morton thoughtfully.

"That should do," young Morton noted thoughtfully.

When young Morton was about to go, Big Kennedy detained him with a final query.

When young Morton was about to leave, Big Kennedy stopped him with one last question.

“This aint meant to stick pins into you,” said Big Kennedy, “but, on th' dead! I'd like to learn how you moral an' social high-rollers reconcile yourselves to things. How do you agree with yourself to buy them votes needed to get th' franchise? Not th' ones I'll bring in, an' which you can pretend you don't know about; but them you'll have to deal with personally, d'ye see!”

“This isn't meant to poke fun at you,” said Big Kennedy, “but seriously! I’d really like to understand how you big shots in moral and social circles come to terms with things. How do you justify buying the votes you need to get the franchise? Not the ones I’ll bring in, which you can act like you don’t know about; but the ones you’ll have to handle yourself, got it?”

“There'll be none I'll deal with personally, don't y' know,” returned young Morton, getting behind his lisp and eyeglass, finding them a refuge in what was plainly an embarrassed moment, “no; I wouldn't do anything with the vulgar creatures in person. They talk such awful English, it gets upon my nerves—really! But I've retained Caucus & Club; they're lawyers, only they don't practice law, they practice politics. They'll attend to those low details of which you speak. For me to do so wouldn't be good form. It would shock my set to death, don't y' know!”

“There’s no way I’m dealing with them directly, you know,” young Morton replied, hiding behind his lisp and eyeglass, using them as a shield in what was clearly an awkward moment. “No, I wouldn’t want to engage with those vulgar people in person. They speak such terrible English; it really gets on my nerves—honestly! But I’ve got Caucus & Club handling it; they’re lawyers, but they don’t actually practice law, they practice politics. They’ll take care of those low-level details you mentioned. It wouldn’t be appropriate for me to do that. It would absolutely shock my social circle, you know!”

“That's a crawl-out,” observed Big Kennedy reproachfully, “an' it aint worthy of you. Why don't you come to th' center? You're goin' to give up four hundred thousand dollars to get this franchise. You don't think it's funny—you don't do it because you like it, an' are swept down in a gust of generosity. An' you do think it's wrong.”

“That's a cop-out,” Big Kennedy said disapprovingly, “and it’s not good enough for you. Why don't you come to the center? You're going to give up four hundred thousand dollars to get this franchise. You don’t find it amusing—you’re not doing it because you enjoy it, or because you’re caught up in a moment of generosity. And you know it’s wrong.”

“Really, now you're in error,” replied young Morton earnestly, but still clinging to his lisp and his languors. “As you urge, one has scant pleasure in paying this money. On the contrary, I shall find it extremely dull, don't y' know! But I don't call it wrong. I'm entitled, under the law, and the town's practice—a highly idiotic one, this latter, I concede!—of giving these franchises away, to come forward with my proposition. Since I offer to build a perfect road, and to run it in a perfect manner, I ought, as a matter of right—always bearing in mind the town's witless practice aforesaid—to be granted this franchise. But those officers of the city who, acting for the city, should make the grant, refuse to do their duty by either the city or myself, unless I pay to each of them, say ten thousand dollars; they do, really! What am I to do? I didn't select those officers; the public picked them out. Must I suffer loss, and go defeated of my rights, because the public was so careless or so ignorant as to pitch upon those improper, or, if you will, dishonest officials? I say, No. The fault is not mine; surely the loss should not be mine. I come off badly enough when I submit to the extortion. No, it is no more bribery, so far as I am involved, than it is bribery when I surrender my watch to that footpad who has a pistol at my ear. In each instance, the public should have saved me and has failed, don't y' know. The public, thus derelict, must not denounce me when, under conditions which its own neglect has created, I take the one path left open to insure myself; it mustn't, really!”

“Honestly, you're mistaken,” replied young Morton earnestly, still holding on to his lisp and languor. “As you point out, I hardly enjoy paying this money. In fact, I find it extremely dull, you know! But I don’t think it's wrong. I have the right, according to the law and the town's practice—which I admit is quite foolish!—to present my proposal. Since I’m offering to build a great road and operate it properly, I should, as a matter of principle—keeping in mind the town's foolish practice—be granted this franchise. However, those city officials who are supposed to make the grant refuse to do their job for either the city or me unless I pay each of them, let’s say, ten thousand dollars; they really do! What am I supposed to do? I didn't choose those officials; the public elected them. Should I suffer losses and be denied my rights just because the public was careless or ignorant in choosing those unfit, or if you prefer, dishonest officials? I say no. The fault isn’t mine; clearly, the loss shouldn’t be mine. I already come off poorly when I give in to the extortion. It’s no more bribery for me than when I hand over my watch to a mugger holding a gun to my head. In both cases, the public should have protected me and failed to do so, you know. The public, having been negligent, must not blame me when, in a situation created by its own inaction, I take the only route left to protect myself; it really shouldn’t!”

Young Morton wiped the drops from his brow, and I could tell how he was deeply in earnest in what he thus put forward. Big Kennedy clapped him lustily on the back.

Young Morton wiped the sweat from his forehead, and I could see how serious he was about what he was saying. Big Kennedy enthusiastically patted him on the back.

“Put it there!” he cried, extending his hand. “I couldn't have said it better myself, an' I aint been doin' nothin' but buy aldermen since I cut my wisdom teeth. There's one last suggestion, however: I take it, you're onto the' fact that Blackberry Traction will lock horns with us over this franchise. We parallel their road, d'ye see, an' they'll try to do us up.” Then to me: “Who are th' Blackberry's pets in th' Board?”

“Put it there!” he shouted, reaching out his hand. “I couldn't have said it better myself, and I haven't been doing anything but deal with city officials since I grew my wisdom teeth. There's one last suggestion, though: I take it you're aware that Blackberry Traction is going to challenge us over this franchise. Our route runs alongside theirs, you see, and they'll try to outmaneuver us.” Then he asked me, “Who are Blackberry's supporters on the Board?”

“McGinty and Doloran,” I replied.

“McGinty and Doloran,” I said.

“Keep your peepers on them babies. You can tell by th' way they go to bat, whether th' Blackberry has signed up to them to kill our franchise.”

“Keep your eyes on those kids. You can tell by the way they step up to the plate whether the Blackberry has signed them up to sabotage our franchise.”

“I can tell on the instant,” I said.

"I can tell right away," I said.

“That has all been anticipated,” observed young Morton. “The president of Blackberry Traction is a member of my club; we belong in the same social set. I foresaw his opposition, and I've provided for it; I have, really! McGinty and Doloran, you say? The names sound like the enemy. Please post me if those interesting individuals move for our disfavor.”

“That’s all been expected,” said young Morton. “The president of Blackberry Traction is part of my club; we run in the same social circles. I anticipated his opposition, and I’ve prepared for it; I really have! McGinty and Doloran, you say? Their names sound like they’re against us. Please keep me updated if those interesting individuals make any moves against us.”

And now we went to work. Whatever was demanded of the situation as it unfolded found prompt reply, and in the course of time Mulberry Traction was given its franchise. The Blackberry at one crisis came forward to work an interruption; the sudden hot enmity of McGinty and Doloran was displayed. I gave notice of it to young Morton.

And now we got to work. Whatever the situation required as it developed was addressed quickly, and eventually, Mulberry Traction received its franchise. The Blackberry stepped in at one point to create a disruption; the sudden hostility between McGinty and Doloran became clear. I informed young Morton about it.

“I'll arrange the matter,” he said. “At the next meeting of the Board I think they will be with us, don't y' know.”

“I'll handle it,” he said. “At the next Board meeting, I think they'll be on our side, you know.”

It was even so; and since Big Kennedy, with my aid, discharged every responsibility that was his, the ordinance granting the franchise went through, McGinty and Doloran voting loudly with the affirmative. They were stubborn caitiffs, capable of much destructive effort, and their final tameness won upon my surprise. I put the question of it to young Morton.

It was indeed the case; and since Big Kennedy, with my help, took care of all his responsibilities, the ordinance granting the franchise was approved, with McGinty and Doloran enthusiastically voting in favor. They were persistent troublemakers, capable of causing a lot of destruction, and their eventual compliance took me by surprise. I asked young Morton about it.

“This is the secret of that miracle,” said he. “The president of Blackberry has been a Wall Street loser, don't y' know, for more than a year—has lost more than he could honestly pay. And yet he paid! Where did he get the money? At first I asked myself the question in a feeling of lazy curiosity. When I decided to organize our Mulberry Traction, I asked it in earnest; I did, really! I foresaw my friend's opposition, and was seeking a weapon against him. Wherefore I looked him over with care, trying to determine where he got his loans. Now, he was the president, and incidentally a director, of the Confidence Trust Company. I bought stock in the Confidence. Then I drew into my interest that employee who had charge of the company's loans. I discovered that our Blackberry president had borrowed seven millions from the Trust Company, giving as security a collection of dogs and cats and chips and whetstones, don't y' know! That was wrong; considering his position as an officer of the company, it was criminal. I made myself master of every proof required to establish his guilt in court. Then I waited. When you told me of those evil symptoms manifested by McGinty and Doloran, I took our president into the Fifth Avenue window of the club and showed him those evidences of his sins. He looked them over, lighted a cigar, and after musing for a moment, asked if the help of McGinty and Doloran for our franchise would make towards my gratification. I told him I would be charmed—really! You know the rest. Oh, no; I did not do so rude a thing as threaten an arrest. It wasn't required. Our president is a highly intellectual man. Besides, it wouldn't have been clubby; and it would have been bad form. And,” concluded young Morton, twirling his little cane, and putting on that look of radiant idiocy, “I've an absolute mania for everything that's form, don't y' know.”

“This is the secret behind that miracle,” he said. “The president of Blackberry has been a Wall Street loser, you know, for over a year—he's lost more than he could honestly afford. And yet he repaid! Where did he find the money? At first, I asked myself that out of lazy curiosity. But when I decided to set up our Mulberry Traction, I was asking seriously; I really was! I anticipated my friend's opposition and was looking for leverage against him. So, I carefully examined him, trying to figure out where he got his loans. Now, he was the president and also a director of the Confidence Trust Company. I bought stock in Confidence. Then I got close to the employee who managed the company’s loans. I found out that our Blackberry president had borrowed seven million from the Trust Company, offering as collateral a collection of dogs and cats and chips and whetstones, you know! That was wrong; considering his position as an officer of the company, it was criminal. I gathered every piece of evidence needed to prove his guilt in court. Then I waited. When you told me about those troubling signs from McGinty and Doloran, I took our president to the Fifth Avenue window of the club and showed him the evidence of his wrongdoings. He looked it over, lit a cigar, and after thinking for a moment, asked if McGinty and Doloran's support for our franchise would make me happy. I told him I would be delighted—truly! You know the rest. Oh, no; I didn’t do anything as crude as threaten him with arrest. That wasn’t necessary. Our president is a highly intellectual man. Besides, it wouldn't have been club-like; and it would have been bad form. And,” young Morton concluded, twirling his little cane and putting on that look of radiant cluelessness, “I have an absolute obsession with everything that’s about etiquette, you know.”










CHAPTER XV—THAT GAS COMPANY INJUNCTION

YOUNG MORTON was president of Mulberry Traction. When the franchise came sound and safe into the hands of Mulberry, young Morton evolved a construction company and caused himself to be made president and manager thereof. These affairs cleared up, he went upon the building of his road with all imaginable spirit. He was still that kid-gloved, eve-glassed exquisite of other hours, but those who dealt with him in his road-building knew in him a hawk to see and a lion to act in what he went about. Big Kennedy was never weary of his name, and glowed at its merest mention.

YOUNG MORTON was the president of Mulberry Traction. When the franchise securely came into the hands of Mulberry, young Morton started a construction company and positioned himself as its president and manager. Once these matters were sorted, he set out to build his road with incredible energy. He still had the demeanor of a well-groomed, stylish individual from other times, but those who worked with him on the road-building project recognized a sharp mind and a fierce determination in his approach. Big Kennedy never grew tired of hearing his name and beamed at the slightest mention of it.

“He's no show-case proposition!” cried Big Kennedy exultantly. “To look at him, folks might take him for a fool. They'd bring him back, you bet! if they did. You've got to see a party in action before you can tell about him. A mudscow will drift as fast as an eight-oared shell; it's only when you set 'em to goin' endwise, an' give 'em a motive, you begin to get onto th' difference.”

“He's not someone to be underestimated!” shouted Big Kennedy excitedly. “Just by looking at him, people might think he's an idiot. They’d definitely change their minds if they knew what he was capable of! You have to see someone in action before you can really understand them. A barge can move as quickly as a racing shell; it's only when you start to push them in the right direction and give them a purpose that you really see the difference.”

One day young Morton told me how the Gas Company had lodged suit against Mulberry.

One day, young Morton told me how the Gas Company had sued Mulberry.

“They've gotten a beastly injunction, they have, really!” said he. “They say we're digging, don't y' know, among their pipes and mains. The hearing is put down for one week from to-day.”

“They've gotten a ridiculous injunction, they really have!” he said. “They say we're digging, you know, near their pipes and mains. The hearing is scheduled for one week from today.”

“The Gas Company goes vastly out of its way in this!” observed the reputable old gentleman indignantly.

“The Gas Company really goes overboard with this!” remarked the respected older gentleman angrily.

He had arrived in company with young Morton. When now the franchise was obtained, and those more devious steps for Mulberry advancement had been taken, the reputable old gentleman began to feel a vigorous interest in his son's enterprise. The reputable old gentleman had grown proud of his son, and it should be conceded that young Morton justified the paternal admiration.

He arrived with young Morton. Now that the franchise was secured and the more complicated steps for Mulberry's progress had been taken, the respected old gentleman started to feel a strong interest in his son's venture. The respected old gentleman had become proud of his son, and it's fair to say that young Morton lived up to that parental pride.

“Let us go over to Tammany Hall,” said I, “and talk with Big Kennedy.”

“Let’s head over to Tammany Hall,” I said, “and talk to Big Kennedy.”

We found Big Kennedy in cheerful converse with the Reverend Bronson, over the latter's Five Points Mission. He and the dominie were near Big Kennedy's desk; in a far corner lolled a drunken creature, tattered, unshorn, disreputable, asleep and snoring in his chair. As I entered the room, accompanied by the reputable old gentleman and young Morton, Big Kennedy was giving the Reverend Bronson certain hearty assurances of his good will.

We found Big Kennedy happily chatting with Reverend Bronson about the latter's Five Points Mission. They were close to Big Kennedy's desk, while in a distant corner, a drunken man was slumped over, disheveled and snoring in his chair. As I walked into the room with the respectable old gentleman and young Morton, Big Kennedy was enthusiastically assuring Reverend Bronson of his good intentions.

“I'll see to it to-day,” Big Kennedy was saying. “You go back an' deal your game. I'll have two cops detailed to every meetin', d'ye see, an' their orders will be to break their night-sticks over th' head of th' first duck that laughs or makes a row. You always come to me for what you want; you can hock your socks I'll back you up. What this town needs is religious teachin' of an elevated kind, an' no bunch of Bowery bums is goin' to give them exercises th' smother. An' that goes!”

“I’ll take care of it today,” Big Kennedy was saying. “You go back and handle your game. I’ll have two cops assigned to every meeting, you see, and their orders will be to break their nightsticks over the head of the first fool that laughs or makes a scene. You always come to me for what you need; you can bet I’ll support you. What this town needs is some high-quality religious teaching, and no group of Bowery drunks is going to mess that up. And that’s final!”

“I'm sure I'm much obliged,” murmured the Reverend Bronson, preparing to take himself away. Then, turning curious: “May I ask who that lost and abandoned man is?” and he indicated the drunkard, snoring in his chair.

“I'm sure I’m very grateful,” murmured Reverend Bronson, getting ready to leave. Then, sounding curious: “Can I ask who that lost and abandoned man is?” He pointed to the drunkard, snoozing in his chair.

“You don't know him,” returned Big Kennedy, in a tone of confident, friendly patronage. “Just now he's steeped in bug juice to th' eyes, an' has been for a week. But I'm goin' to need him; so I had him brought in.”

“You don’t know him,” Big Kennedy replied, in a tone of confident, friendly patronage. “Right now he’s soaked in bug juice up to his eyes, and he has been for a week. But I’m going to need him; so I had him brought in.”

“Of what earthly use can one who has fallen so low be put to?” asked the Reverend Bronson. Then, with a shudder: “Look at him!”

“What's the point of someone who has sunk so low?” asked Reverend Bronson. Then, with a shiver: “Look at him!”

“An' that's where you go wrong!” replied Big Kennedy, who was in one of his philosophical humors. “Now if it was about morals, or virtue, or th' hereafter, I wouldn't hand you out a word. That's your game, d'ye see, an' when it's a question of heaven, you've got me beat. But there's other games, like Tammany Hall for instance, where I could give you cards an' spades. Now take that sot there: I know what he can do, an' what I want him for, an' inside of a week I'll be makin' him as useful as a corkscrew in Kentucky.”

“That's where you're mistaken!” replied Big Kennedy, who was in one of his philosophical moods. “Now, if it were about morals, or virtue, or the afterlife, I wouldn't give you a word. That's your territory, you see, and when it comes to heaven, you've got me beat. But there are other games, like Tammany Hall for instance, where I could give you all the details. Now take that drunk over there: I know what he’s capable of, what I need him for, and within a week, I’ll have him as useful as a corkscrew in Kentucky.”

“He seems a most unpromising foundation upon which to build one's hope,” said the Reverend Bronson dubiously.

“He seems like a really unpromising basis to build one's hope on,” said Reverend Bronson doubtfully.

“He aint much to look at, for fair!” responded Big Kennedy, in his large tolerant way. “But you mustn't bet your big stack on a party's looks. You can't tell about a steamboat by th' coat of paint on her sides; you must go aboard. Now that fellow”—here he pointed to the sleeping drunkard—“once you get th' booze out of him, has a brain like a buzzsaw. An' you should hear him talk! He's got a tongue so acid it would eat through iron. The fact is, th' difference between that soak an' th' best lawyer at the New York bar is less'n one hundred dollars. I'll have him packed off to a Turkish bath, sweat th' whisky out of him, have him shaved an' his hair cut, an' get him a new suit of clothes. When I'm through, you won't know him. He'll run sober for a month, which is as long as I'll need him this trip.”

“He's not much to look at, really!” replied Big Kennedy, in his big, easygoing way. “But you shouldn't judge a party by their appearance. You can’t evaluate a steamboat just by the paint job on its sides; you need to go aboard. That guy”—he pointed to the sleeping drunk—“once you get the alcohol out of him, has a mind like a buzzsaw. And you should hear him talk! He’s got a tongue so sharp it could cut through iron. The truth is, the difference between that drunk and the best lawyer in New York is less than one hundred dollars. I’ll send him to a Turkish bath, sweat the whiskey out of him, get him shaved and his hair cut, and buy him a new suit. When I'm done, you won’t recognize him. He’ll stay sober for a month, which is as long as I’ll need him on this trip.”

“And will he then return to his drunkenness?” asked the Reverend Bronson.

“And will he go back to drinking?” asked Reverend Bronson.

“Sure as you're alive!” said Big Kennedy. “The moment I take my hooks off him, down he goes.”

“Absolutely!” said Big Kennedy. “As soon as I let go of him, he’s gone.”

“What you say interests me! Why not send him to my mission, and let me compass his reform.”

“What you’re saying is interesting! Why not send him to my mission and let me handle his reform?”

“You might as well go down to th' morgue an' try an' revive th' dead. No, no, Doctor; that duck is out of humanity's reach. If you took him in hand at your mission, he'd show up loaded some night an' tip over your works. Better pass him up.”

“You might as well go down to the morgue and try to revive the dead. No, no, Doctor; that guy is beyond saving. If you tried to help him at your mission, he'd show up drunk one night and mess everything up. Better to just let him go.”

“If his case is so hopeless, I marvel that you tolerate him.”

“If his situation is so hopeless, I’m amazed that you put up with him.”

The Reverend Bronson was a trifle piqued at Big Kennedy for thinking his influence would fall short of the drunkard's reform.

The Reverend Bronson was a bit annoyed with Big Kennedy for believing that his influence wouldn't be enough to help reform the drunkard.

“You aint onto this business of bein' Chief of Tammany,” responded Big Kennedy, with his customary grin. “I always like to do my work through these incurables. It's better to have men about you who are handicapped by some big weakness, d'ye see! They're strong on th' day you need 'em, an' weak when you lay 'em down. Which makes it all the better. If these people were strong all th' year 'round, one of 'em, before we got through, would want my job, an' begin to lay pipes to get it. Some time, when I wasn't watchin', he might land th' trick at that. No, as hands to do my work, give me fellows who've got a loose screw in their machinery. They're less chesty; an' then they work better, an' they're safer. I've only one man near me who don't show a blemish. That's him,” and he pointed to where I sat waiting with young Morton and the reputable old gentleman. “I'll trust him; because I'm goin' to make him Boss when I get through; an' he knows it. That leaves him without any reason for doin' me up.”

“You're not into this whole Chief of Tammany thing,” Big Kennedy said with his usual grin. “I prefer to get my work done through these unreliable types. It's better to have people around you who have a major weakness, you know? They're reliable when you need them, and fragile when you don't. It works out perfectly. If these folks were strong all year, one of them might, before we finished, want my position and start scheming to take it. Someday, when I wasn’t paying attention, he could pull that off. No, for doing my work, give me guys who have a loose screw in their system. They're less arrogant, they work better, and they're safer. I only have one guy near me who doesn’t have any flaws. That’s him,” and he pointed to where I was waiting with young Morton and the respectable older gentleman. “I trust him because I’m planning to make him the Boss when I'm done; and he knows it. That means he has no reason to betray me.”

Big Kennedy called one of his underlings, and gave him directions to have the sleeping drunkard conveyed instantly to a bath-house.

Big Kennedy called one of his workers and instructed him to take the sleeping drunkard to a bathhouse immediately.

“Get th' kinks out of him,” said he; “an' bring him back to me in four days. I want to see him as straight as a string, an' dressed as though for a weddin'. I'm goin' to need him to make a speech, d'ye see! at that mugwump ratification meetin' in Cooper Union.”

“Get the issues sorted out of him,” he said, “and bring him back to me in four days. I want to see him looking sharp and dressed like he’s going to a wedding. I'm going to need him to make a speech, you see! at that mugwump ratification meeting at Cooper Union.”

When the Reverend Bronson, and the drunken Cicero, in care of his keeper, had gone their several ways, Big Kennedy wheeled upon us. He was briefly informed of the troubles of Mulberry Traction.

When Reverend Bronson and the drunk Cicero, with his keeper looking after him, had gone their separate ways, Big Kennedy turned to us. We quickly filled him in on the issues with Mulberry Traction.

“If them gas crooks don't hold hard,” said he, when young Morton had finished, “we'll have an amendment to th' city charter passed at Albany, puttin' their meters under th' thumb an' th' eye of th' Board of Lightin' an' Supplies. I wonder how they'd like that! It would cut sixty per cent, off their gas bills. However, mebby th' Gas Company's buttin' into this thing in th' dark. What judge does the injunction come up before?”

“If those gas crooks don’t hold back,” he said after young Morton finished, “we’ll get an amendment to the city charter passed in Albany, putting their meters under the control and watch of the Board of Lighting and Supplies. I wonder how they’d like that! It would slash sixty percent off their gas bills. But maybe the Gas Company is getting involved in this behind the scenes. Which judge is the injunction going to come before?”

“Judge Mole,” said young Morton.

"Judge Mole," said young Morton.

“Mole, eh?” returned Big Kennedy thoughtfully. “We'll shift th' case to some other judge. Mole won't do; he's th' Gas Company's judge, d'ye see.”

“Mole, huh?” replied Big Kennedy thoughtfully. “We'll move the case to another judge. Mole won’t work; he’s the Gas Company's judge, you know.”

“The Gas Company's judge!” exclaimed the reputable old gentleman, in horrified amazement.

“The Gas Company's judge!” the respected old man exclaimed in horrified amazement.

Big Kennedy, at this, shone down upon the reputable old gentleman like a benignant sun.

Big Kennedy, seeing this, looked down on the respectable old man like a kind sun.

“Slowly but surely,” said he, “you begin to tumble to th' day an' th' town you're livin' in. Don't you know that every one of our giant companies has its own judge? Why! one of them Captains of Industry, as th' papers call 'em, would no more be without his judge than without his stenographer.”

“Little by little,” he said, “you start to realize the day and the town you’re living in. Don’t you know that each of our major companies has its own judge? A Captain of Industry, as the papers call them, wouldn’t be without his judge any more than he would be without his assistant.”

“In what manner,” snorted the reputable old gentleman, “does one of our great corporations become possessed of a judge?”

“In what way,” scoffed the respected old man, “does one of our big corporations end up owning a judge?”

“Simple as sloppin' out champagne!” returned Big Kennedy. “It asks us to nominate him. Then it comes up with his assessment, d'ye see!—an' I've known that to run as high as one hundred thousand—an' then every year it contributes to our various campaigns, say fifty thousand dollars a whirl. Oh! it comes high to have your own private judge; but if you're settin' into a game of commerce where th' limit's higher than a cat's back, it's worth a wise guy's while.”

“Easy as pouring out champagne!” Big Kennedy replied. “It’s asking us to nominate him. Then it comes up with his evaluation, you see!—and I’ve seen that reach as high as one hundred thousand—and then every year it kicks in for our different campaigns, say fifty thousand dollars a pop. Oh! having your own private judge doesn’t come cheap; but if you’re getting into a business deal where the stakes are higher than a cat's back, it’s worth it for a clever person.”

“Come, come!” interposed young Morton, “we've no time for moral and political abstractions, don't y' know! Let's get back to Mulberry Traction. You say Judge Mole won't do. Can you have the case set down before another judge?”

“Come on!” interjected young Morton, “we don’t have time for moral and political theories, you know! Let’s get back to Mulberry Traction. You said Judge Mole won’t work. Can you have the case assigned to another judge?”

“Easy money!” said Big Kennedy. “I'll have Mole send it over to Judge Flyinfox. He'll knock it on th' head, when it comes up, an' that's th' last we'll ever hear of that injunction.”

“Easy money!” said Big Kennedy. “I’ll have Mole send it over to Judge Flyinfox. He’ll shoot it down when it comes up, and that’s the last we’ll ever hear of that injunction.”

“You speak of Judge Flyinfox with confidence,” observed the reputable old gentleman, breaking in. “Why are you so certain he will dismiss the application for an injunction?”

“You talk about Judge Flyinfox with such assurance,” said the respected old gentleman, interrupting. “What makes you so sure he will reject the request for an injunction?”

“Because,” retorted Big Kennedy, in his hardy way, “he comes up for renomination within two months. He'd look well throwin' the harpoon into me right now, wouldn't he?” Then, as the double emotions of wrath and wonder began to make purple the visage of the reputable old gentleman: “Look here: you're more'n seven years old. Why should you think a judge was different from other men? Haven't you seen men crawl in th' sewer of politics on their hands an' knees, an' care for nothin' only so they crawled finally into th' Capitol at Albany? Is a judge any better than a governor? Or is either of 'em any better than other people? While Tammany makes th' judges, do you s'ppose they'll be too good for th' organization? That last would be a cunnin' play to make!”

“Because,” countered Big Kennedy, in his bold way, “he's up for renomination in two months. He’d look pretty good throwing the harpoon at me right now, wouldn’t he?” Then, as the mixed feelings of anger and surprise started to turn the face of the respectable old gentleman purple: “Listen, you’re over seven years old. Why would you think a judge is different from other men? Haven't you seen men crawling through the muck of politics on their hands and knees, caring for nothing except that they finally crawled into the Capitol in Albany? Is a judge any better than a governor? Or is either of them any better than anyone else? While Tammany picks the judges, do you really think they’ll be too good for the organization? That last thought would be a clever trick to pull!”

“But these judges,” said the reputable old gentleman. “Their terms are so long and their salaries so large, I should think they would defy you and your humiliating orders.”

“But these judges,” said the respected older man. “Their terms are so long and their salaries so high, I would think they would ignore you and your humiliating orders.”

“Exactly,” returned Big Kennedy, with the pleasant air of one aware of himself, “an' that long term an' big salary works square th' other way. There's so many of them judges that there's one or two to be re-elected each year. So we've always got a judge whose term is on th' blink, d'ye see! An' he's got to come to us—to me, if you want it plain—to get back. You spoke of th' big salary an' th' long term. Don't you see that you've only given them guys more to lose? Now th' more a party has to lose, th' more he'll bow and scrape to save himself. Between us, a judge within a year or so of renomination is th' softest mark on th' list.”

“Exactly,” replied Big Kennedy, with the confident demeanor of someone who knows his worth, “that long term and big salary actually work the opposite way. There are so many judges that one or two have to be re-elected each year. So we always have a judge whose term is about to end, you see! And he has to come to us—to me, if you want it straightforward—to get back in. You mentioned the big salary and the long term. Don’t you realize that you’ve just given those guys more to lose? The more a party has to lose, the more he’ll beg and plead to protect himself. Between us, a judge who’s about a year away from renomination is the easiest target on the list.”

The reputable old gentleman expressed unbounded indignation, while Big Kennedy laughed.

The respected older man showed immense anger, while Big Kennedy laughed.

“What're you kickin' about?” asked Big Kennedy, when he had somewhat recovered. “That's the 'Boss System.' Just now, d'ye see! it's water on your wheel, so you oughtn't to raise th' yell. But to come back to Mulberry Traction: We'll have Mole send th' case to Flyinfox; an' Flyinfox will put th' kybosh on it, if it comes up. But I'll let you into a secret. Th' case'll never come up; th' Gas Company will go back to its corner.”

“What are you complaining about?” Big Kennedy asked as he started to recover. “That's the 'Boss System.' You see, right now, it's just water on your wheel, so you shouldn't be making a fuss. But back to Mulberry Traction: We'll have Mole send the case to Flyinfox, and Flyinfox will shut it down if it comes up. But let me share a secret with you. The case will never happen; the Gas Company will retreat.”

“Explain,” said young Morton eagerly.

“Explain,” said young Morton excitedly.

“Because I'll tell 'em to.”

“Because I’ll just tell them.”

“Do you mean that you'll go to the Gas Company,” sneered the reputable old gentleman, “and give its officers orders the same as you say you give them to the State's and the City's officers?”

“Are you saying you're going to the Gas Company,” mocked the respectable old man, “and give its executives orders just like you claim you do with the State and City officials?”

“Th' Gas Company'll come to me, an' ask for orders.”

“ The Gas Company will come to me and ask for orders.”

The reputable old gentleman drew a long breath, while his brows worked up and down.

The respected older man took a deep breath as his eyebrows moved up and down.

“And dare you tell me,” he cried, “that men of millions—our leading men of business, will come to you and ask your commands?”

“And do you really think,” he shouted, “that wealthy men—our top business leaders—will come to you and ask for your instructions?”

“My friend,” replied Big Kennedy gravely, “no matter how puffed up an' big these leadin' men of business get to be, th' Chief of Tammany is a bigger toad than any. Listen: th' bigger the target th' easier th' shot. If you'll come down here with me for a month, I'll gamble you'll meet an' make th' acquaintance of every business king in th' country. An' you'll notice, too, that they'll take off their hats, an' listen to what I say; an' in th' end, they'll do what I tell 'em to do.” Big Kennedy glowered impressively upon the reputable old gentleman. “That sounds like a song that is sung, don't it?” Then turning to me: “Tell th' Street Department not to give th' Gas Company any more permits to open streets until further orders. An' now”—coming back to the reputable old gentleman—“can't you see what'll come off?”

“My friend,” Big Kennedy replied seriously, “no matter how inflated and important these top business leaders think they are, the Chief of Tammany is a bigger player than any of them. Listen: the bigger the target, the easier the shot. If you come down here with me for a month, I bet you'll meet and get to know every business mogul in the country. And you'll notice that they'll take off their hats and pay attention to what I say; in the end, they'll do what I tell them to do.” Big Kennedy looked sternly at the respectable old gentleman. “Sounds like a song that's been sung before, doesn’t it?” Then he turned to me: “Tell the Street Department not to give the Gas Company any more permits to dig up the streets until further notice. And now”—turning back to the respectable old gentleman—“can’t you see what’s going to happen?”

The reputable old gentleman looked mystified. Young Morton, for his part, began to smile.

The respected older man looked confused. Young Morton, on his end, started to smile.

“He sees!” exclaimed Big Kennedy, pointing to young Morton. “Here's what'll happen. Th' Gas Company has to have two hundred permits a day to tear open th' streets. After that order reaches the Street Commissioner, it won't get any.”

“He sees!” shouted Big Kennedy, pointing at young Morton. “Here’s what’s going to happen. The Gas Company needs two hundred permits a day to dig up the streets. Once that order gets to the Street Commissioner, it won’t get approved.”

“'Better see the Boss,' the Street Commissioner will whisper, when the Gas Company asks what's wrong.

“'You better talk to the Boss,' the Street Commissioner will whisper when the Gas Company asks what's wrong.”

“The next day one of th' deck hands will come to see me. I'll turn him down; th' Chief of Tammany don't deal with deck hands. The next day th' Gas Company will send th' first mate. The mate'll get turned down; th' Chief of Tammany deals with nobody less'n a captain, d'ye see! On th' third day, or to put it like a prophet, say next Friday—since this is Tuesday—th' president of th' Gas Company will drive here in his brougham. I'll let him wait ten minutes in the outer room to take the swell out of his head. Then I'll let him in, an', givin' him th' icy eye, I'll ask: 'What's th' row?' Th' Gas Company will have been three days without permits to open th' streets;—its business will be at a standstill;—th' Gas Company'll be sweatin' blood. There'll be th' Gas Company's president, an' here'll be Big John Kennedy. I think that even you can furnish th' wind-up. As I tell you, now that I've had time to think it out, th' case will be withdrawn. Still, to make sure, we'll have Mole send th' papers over to Flyinfox, just as though we had nowhere except th' courts to look for justice.”

“The next day, one of the deckhands will come to see me. I’ll turn him down; the Chief of Tammany doesn’t deal with deckhands. The next day, the Gas Company will send the first mate. The mate will get turned down; the Chief of Tammany deals with nobody less than a captain, you see! On the third day, or to put it like a prophet, let’s say next Friday—since this is Tuesday—the president of the Gas Company will drive here in his carriage. I’ll make him wait ten minutes in the outer room to knock the arrogance out of him. Then I’ll let him in, and, giving him the icy stare, I’ll ask: ‘What’s going on?’ The Gas Company will have been three days without permits to open the streets; their business will be at a standstill; the Gas Company will be sweating bullets. There will be the Gas Company’s president, and here will be Big John Kennedy. I think even you can guess the outcome. As I’m telling you, now that I’ve had time to think it through, the case will be withdrawn. Still, to be safe, we’ll have Mole send the papers over to Flyinfox, just as if we had nowhere to look for justice except the courts.”

On Monday, the day before the case was to have been called, the Gas Company, humbled and made penitent with a stern paucity of “permits,” dismissed its petition for an injunction against Mulberry Traction, and young Morton returned to his career, unchecked of a court's decree.

On Monday, the day before the case was supposed to be heard, the Gas Company, humbled and remorseful due to a lack of “permits,” withdrew its petition for an injunction against Mulberry Traction, and young Morton went back to his career, free from a court's order.

“Father,” said young Morton, as we came from our interview with Big Kennedy, “I'm not sure that the so-called Boss System for the Government of Cities is wholly without its advantages, don't y' know!” And here young Morton puffed a complacent, not to say superior, cigarette.

“Dad,” said young Morton, as we left our meeting with Big Kennedy, “I’m not completely convinced that the so-called Boss System for the Government of Cities doesn’t have its benefits, you know!” And with that, young Morton took a self-satisfied drag from his cigarette.

“Humph!” retorted the reputable old gentleman angrily. “Every Esau, selling his birthright for a mess of pottage, would speak the same.”

“Humph!” the respectable older man responded angrily. “Every Esau, selling his birthright for a bowl of stew, would say the same.”

“Esau with a cigarette—really!” murmured young Morton, giving a ruminative puff. “But I say, father, it isn't a mess of pottage, don't y' know, it's a street railway.”

“Esau with a cigarette—really!” murmured young Morton, taking a thoughtful puff. “But I mean, Dad, it's not a mess of pottage, you know, it's a streetcar.”

As Mulberry Traction approached completion, the common stock reached forty. At that point Big Kennedy closed out his interest. Snapping the catchlock behind us, to the end that we be alone, he tossed a dropsical gray envelope on the table.

As Mulberry Traction was nearing completion, the common stock hit forty. At that moment, Big Kennedy sold off his stake. Clicking the latch to ensure our privacy, he threw a swollen gray envelope onto the table.

“There's two hundred thousand dollars' worth of Uncle Sam's bonds,” said he. “That's your end of Mulberry Traction.”

“There's two hundred thousand dollars' worth of Uncle Sam's bonds,” he said. “That's your share of Mulberry Traction.”

“You've sold out?”

"You sold out?"

“Sold out an' got one million two hundred thousand.”

“Sold out and made one million two hundred thousand.”

“The stock would have gone higher,” said I. “You would have gotten more if you'd held on.”

“The stock would have gone up,” I said. “You would have made more if you'd held on.”

“Wall Street,” returned Big Kennedy, with a cautious shake of the head, “is off my beat. I'm afraid of them stock sharps; I feel like a come-on th' minute I begin to talk with one, an' I wouldn't trust 'em as far as I could throw a dog by th' tail. I break away as fast as ever I can, an' chase back to Fourteenth Street, where I'm wise to th' game. I've seen suckers like me who took a million dollars into Wall Street, an' came out in a week with nothin' but a pocket full of canceled postage stamps.”

“Wall Street,” Big Kennedy replied, shaking his head cautiously, “is definitely not my scene. I'm wary of those stock traders; I feel like I'm being set up the minute I start talking to one, and I wouldn’t trust them any more than I could toss a dog by its tail. I get away as quickly as I can and head back to Fourteenth Street, where I know how things work. I've watched people like me take a million dollars to Wall Street and come back a week later with nothing but a pocket full of canceled stamps.”

“I've been told,” said I with a laugh, and going with Big Kennedy's humor, “that two hundred years ago, Captain Kidd, the pirate, had his home on the site of the present Stock Exchange.”

“I've heard,” I said with a laugh, playing along with Big Kennedy's humor, “that two hundred years ago, Captain Kidd, the pirate, lived where the current Stock Exchange stands.”

“Did he?” said Big Kennedy. “Well, I figger that his crew must have lived up an' down both sides of the street from him, an' their descendants are still holdin' down th' property. An' to think,” mused Big Kennedy, “that Trinity Church stares down th' length of Wall Street, with th' graves in th' Trinity churchyard to remind them stock wolves of th' finish! I'm a hard man, an' I play a hard game, but on th' level! if I was as big a robber as them Wall Street sharps, I couldn't look Trinity Church in th' face!” Then, coming back to Mulberry Traction and to me: “I've put it in bonds, d'ye see! Now if I was you, I'd stand pat on 'em just as they are. Lay 'em away, an' think to yourself they're for that little Blossom of yours.”

“Did he?” said Big Kennedy. “Well, I figure his crew must have lived up and down both sides of the street from him, and their descendants are still holding onto the property. And to think,” Big Kennedy reflected, “that Trinity Church looks down the entire length of Wall Street, with the graves in the Trinity churchyard to remind those stock wolves of their end! I’m a tough guy, and I play a tough game, but I do it fairly! If I were as big a thief as those Wall Street guys, I couldn’t look Trinity Church in the eye!” Then, returning to Mulberry Traction and to me: “I’ve put it in bonds, you see! Now if I were you, I’d just hold onto them as they are. Put them away, and remind yourself they’re for that little Blossom of yours.”

At the name of Blossom, Big Kennedy laid his heavy hand on mine as might one who asked a favor. It was the thing unusual. Big Kennedy's rough husk gave scanty promise of any softness of sentiment to lie beneath. Somehow, the word and the hand brought the water to my eyes.'

At the mention of Blossom, Big Kennedy placed his large hand on mine as if he were asking for a favor. It was an unusual gesture. Big Kennedy's tough exterior didn’t suggest there was any softness underneath. Somehow, his words and his touch brought tears to my eyes.

“It is precisely what I mean to do,” said I. “Blossom is to have it, an' have it as it is—two hundred thousand dollars in bonds.”

“It’s exactly what I intend to do,” I said. “Blossom is going to get it, and she’ll get it just like it is—two hundred thousand dollars in bonds.”

Big Kennedy, with that, gave my hand a Titan's grip in indorsement of my resolve.

Big Kennedy then gave my hand a grip like a Titan to show he supported my decision.

Blossom was growing up a frail, slender child, and still with her frightened eyes. Anne watched over her; and since Blossom lacked in sturdiness of health, she did not go to a school, but was taught by Anne at home. Blossom's love was for me; she clung to me when I left the house, and was in my arms the moment the door opened upon my return. She was the picture of my lost Apple Cheek, wanting her roundness, and my eyes went wet and weary with much looking upon her.

Blossom was growing up as a delicate, slender child, with her scared eyes still intact. Anne took care of her, and since Blossom wasn’t very strong, she didn’t go to school but was educated at home by Anne. Blossom loved me; she clung to me when I left the house and was in my arms as soon as I opened the door to come back. She reminded me so much of my lost Apple Cheek, missing her roundness, and my eyes felt heavy and teary from looking at her for so long.

My home was quiet and, for me, gloomy. Anne, I think, was happy in a manner pensive and undemonstrative. As for Blossom, that terror she drew in from her mother when the latter was struck by the blow of my arrest for the death of Jimmy the Blacksmith, still held its black dominion over her fancy; and while with time she grew away from those agitations and hysterias which enthralled her babyhood, she lived ever in a twilight of melancholy that nothing could light up, and from which her spirit never emerged. In all her life I never heard her laugh, and her smile, when she did smile, was as the soul of a sigh. And so my house was a house of whispers and shadows and silences as sad as death—a house of sorrow for my lost Apple Cheek, and fear for Blossom whose life was stained with nameless mourning before ever she began to live at all.

My home was quiet and, for me, gloomy. Anne seemed to be happy in a thoughtful and reserved way. As for Blossom, the fear she inherited from her mother after my arrest for Jimmy the Blacksmith's death still cast a dark shadow over her imagination; and although she gradually distanced herself from the anxieties and hysterics of her baby years, she always lived in a twilight of sadness that nothing could brighten, and from which her spirit never escaped. Throughout her life, I never heard her laugh, and her smile, when it happened, felt as if it carried the weight of a sigh. So my house became one of whispers, shadows, and silences as sorrowful as death—a place of grief for my lost Apple Cheek, and anxiety for Blossom, whose life was marked by an unnameable sadness before she even began to truly live.

Next door to me I had brought my father and mother to dwell. Anne, who abode with me, could oversee both houses. The attitude of Big Kennedy towards Old Mike had not been wanting in effect upon me. The moment my money was enough, I took my father from his forge, and set both him and my mother to a life of workless ease. I have feared more than once that this move was one not altogether wise. My people had been used to labor, and when it was taken out of their hands they knew not where to turn with their time. They were much looked up to by neighbors for the power and position I held in the town's affairs; and each Sunday they could give the church a gold piece, and that proved a mighty boon to their pride. But, on the whole, the leisure of their lives, and they unable to employ it, carked and corroded them, and it had not a little to do in breaking down their health. They were in no sense fallen into the vale of years, when one day they were seized by a pneumonia and—my mother first, with her patient peasant face! and my father within the week that followed—passed both to the other life.

Next door, I had my mom and dad living with me. Anne, who stayed with me, could watch over both houses. The way Big Kennedy treated Old Mike had a profound impact on me. As soon as I had enough money, I took my dad out of his forge and let both him and my mom live a life without work. I worried more than once that this decision might not have been the best. My parents were used to working, and without their jobs, they didn’t know how to fill their time. They were well-respected by our neighbors because of the influence and status I had in the town, and every Sunday, they could donate a gold piece to the church, which boosted their pride. But overall, their newfound leisure, combined with the inability to use it, ate away at them, and it contributed to their declining health. They weren’t old by any means when one day they both caught pneumonia—my mom first, with her kind peasant face!—followed by my dad within the week, and they both passed on to the next life.

And now when I was left with only Blossom and Anne to love, and to be dear and near to me, I went the more among men, and filled still more my head and hands and heart with politics. I must have action, motion. Grief walked behind me; and, let me but halt, it was never long in coming up.

And now, with only Blossom and Anne left to love and to be close to me, I spent even more time around people and filled my mind, hands, and heart with politics. I needed action and movement. Grief followed me; if I paused for even a moment, it was never long before it caught up with me.

Sundry years slipped by, and the common routine work of the organization engaged utterly both Big Kennedy and myself. We struggled heartily, and had our ups and our downs, our years of black and our years of white. The storm that wrecked Big Kennedy's predecessor had left Tammany in shallow, dangerous waters for its sailing. Also Big Kennedy and I were not without our personal enemies. We made fair weather of it, however, particularly when one considers the broken condition of Tammany, and the days were not desolate of their rewards.

Several years passed, and the everyday tasks of the organization completely occupied both Big Kennedy and me. We worked hard, experiencing our highs and lows, our good years and our bad years. The storm that destroyed Big Kennedy's predecessor had left Tammany in shallow, risky waters for navigating. Additionally, Big Kennedy and I had our share of personal enemies. Nevertheless, we managed to keep things positive, especially considering the weakened state of Tammany, and the days weren't without their rewards.

Now ensues a great heave upward in my destinies.

Now, a major turning point in my life begins.

One evening I came upon Big Kennedy, face gray and drawn, sitting as still as a church. Something in the look or the attitude went through me like a lance.

One evening, I found Big Kennedy sitting completely still, his face gray and haggard, like a statue. The look on his face or his posture hit me like a bolt.

“What's wrong?” I asked.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

“There was a saw-bones here,” said he, “pawin' me over for a life-insurance game that I thought I'd buy chips in. He tells me my light's goin' to flicker out inside a year. That's a nice number to hand a man! Just as a sport finds himself on easy street, along comes a scientist an' tells him it's all off an' nothin' for it but the bone-yard! Well,” concluded Big Kennedy, grimly lighting a cigar, “if it's up to me, I s'ppose I can hold down a hearse as good as th' next one. If it's th' best they can do, why, let her roll!”

“There was a doctor here,” he said, “trying to sell me on a life-insurance plan that I thought I might invest in. He tells me my light's going to go out within a year. That’s a lovely number to hit a guy with! Just when a guy thinks he's finally found some luck, a scientist comes along and says it’s all over, and nothing left but the graveyard! Well,” Big Kennedy added, grimly lighting a cigar, “if it’s up to me, I guess I can handle a hearse just as well as the next guy. If that’s the best they can do, then let it roll!”










CHAPTER XVI—THE BOSS IS DEAD; LONG LIVE THE BOSS!

BIG KENNEDY could not live a year; his doom was written. It was the word hard to hear, and harder to believe, of one who, broad, burly, ruddy with the full color of manhood at its prime, seemed in the very feather of his strength. And for all that, his hour was on its way. Death had gained a lodgment in his heart, and was only pausing to strengthen its foothold before striking the blow. I sought to cheer him with the probability of mistake on the side of ones who had given him this dark warning of his case.

BIG KENNEDY couldn't live for a year; his fate was already sealed. It was a tough truth to hear, and even harder to accept, coming from someone who, large, sturdy, and glowing with the vibrant color of prime manhood, looked incredibly strong. Yet, despite all that, his time was approaching. Death had taken hold in his heart and was just waiting to strengthen its grip before delivering the final blow. I tried to lift his spirits by suggesting there might be a mistake from those who had given him this grim warning about his condition.

“That's all right,” responded Big Kennedy in a tone of dogged dejection; “I'm up ag'inst it just th' same. It didn't need th' doctor to put me on. More'n once I've felt my heart slip a cog. I shall clean up an' quit. They say if I pull out an' rest, I may hang on for a year. That's th' tip I've got, an' I'm goin' to take it. I'm two millions to th' good, an' when all is done, why, that's enough.”

“That's fine,” Big Kennedy replied in a tone of stubborn sadness; “I'm still facing a tough situation. I didn't need the doctor to tell me that. More than once, I've felt my heart skip a beat. I'm going to clean up and quit. They say if I step back and take it easy, I might last another year. That's the advice I’ve received, and I intend to follow it. I’ve got two million in the bank, and when it’s all said and done, that’s enough.”

Big Kennedy declared for a vacation; the public announcement went for it that he would rest. I was to take control as a fashion of Boss by brevet.

Big Kennedy announced he was taking a vacation; the public was informed that he would be resting. I was set to take charge as acting Boss.

“Of course,” said Big Kennedy when we talked privately of the situation, “you understand. I'm down an' out, done for an' as good as dead right now. But it's better to frame th' play as I've proposed. Don't change th' sign over th' door for a month or two; it'll give you time to stiffen your grip. There's dubs who would like th' job, d'ye see, an' if they found an openin' they'd spill you out of th' place like a pup out of a basket. It's for you to get your hooks on th' levers, an' be in control of th' machine before I die.” Then, with a ghastly smile: “An' seein' it's you, I'll put off croakin! till th' last call of th' board.”

“Of course,” said Big Kennedy when we talked privately about the situation, “you get it. I'm down and out, finished, and pretty much dead right now. But it’s better to run things the way I suggested. Don’t change the sign over the door for a month or two; it’ll give you time to strengthen your hold. There are others who would love the job, you know, and if they saw an opening, they’d push you out of the place like a puppy from a basket. It's up to you to grab the controls and be in charge of the operation before I’m gone.” Then, with a grim smile: “And since it’s you, I’ll hold off kicking the bucket until the final call of the board.”

Big Kennedy, seeking that quiet which had been the physician's prescription, went away. When, later by ten months, he came back, his appearance was a shock to me. The great, bluff man was gone, and he who feebly took me by the hand seemed no more than a weak shadow of that Big John Kennedy whom I had followed. The mere looks of him were like a knife-stab. He stayed but a day, and then returned to his retreat in the silent hills. Within a month Big Kennedy was dead.

Big Kennedy, in search of the peace the doctor recommended, left. When he returned ten months later, his appearance shocked me. The robust, boisterous man I knew was gone, and the frail figure who weakly shook my hand seemed like a mere shadow of the Big John Kennedy I had once followed. Just seeing him felt like a knife to the heart. He stayed for only a day before going back to his quiet refuge in the hills. Within a month, Big Kennedy was dead.

“You've got things nailed,” said he, on the last evening, “an' I'm glad it's so. Now let me give you a few points; they may help you to hold down your place as Boss. You're too hungry for revenge; there's your weakness. The revenge habit is worse than a taste for whisky. Th' best you can say for it is it's a waste of time. When you've downed a man, stop. To go on beatin' him is like throwin' water on a drowned rat.

“You’ve got everything figured out,” he said on the last evening, “and I’m glad it’s like that. Now let me give you a few tips; they might help you keep your position as Boss. You’re too eager for revenge; that’s your weakness. The urge for revenge is worse than a craving for alcohol. The best thing you can say about it is that it’s a waste of time. Once you’ve taken a guy down, stop. Continuing to punish him is like pouring water on a drowned rat.”

“When it comes to handin' out th' offices an' th' contracts, don't play fav'rites. Hand every man what's comin' to him by th' rules of th' game. It'll give you more power to have men say you'll do what's square, than that you'll stick by your friends. Good men—dead-game men, don't want favors; they want justice.

“When it comes to handing out the jobs and the contracts, don’t show favoritism. Give every man what’s due to him according to the rules of the game. It'll give you more power if people say you’ll act fairly rather than just sticking by your friends. Good men—truly honest men—don’t want favors; they want justice."

“Never give a man the wrong office; size every man up, an' measure him for his place th' same as a tailor does for a suit of clothes. If you give a big man a little office, you make an enemy; if you give a little man a big office, you make trouble.

“Never give a guy the wrong job; assess each person and fit them for their role just like a tailor does for a suit. If you assign a big guy a small job, you create an enemy; if you assign a small guy a big job, you create problems."

“Flatter th' mugwumps. Of course, their belfry is full of bats; but about half th' time they have to be your pals, d'ye see, in order to be mugwumps. An' you needn't be afraid of havin' 'em around; they'll never ketch onto anything. A mugwump, as some wise guy said, is like a man ridin' backward in a carriage; he never sees a thing until it's by.

“Flatter the mugwumps. Sure, their heads are full of nonsense; but about half the time they have to be your friends, you know, in order to be mugwumps. And you don’t have to worry about having them around; they’ll never catch onto anything. A mugwump, as some smart person said, is like a guy sitting backward in a carriage; he never sees anything until it’s gone by."

“Say 'No' nineteen times before you say 'Yes' once. People respect th' man who says 'No,' an' his 'Yes' is worth more where he passes it out. When you say 'No,' you play your own game; when you say 'Yes,' you're playin' some other duck's game. 'No,' keeps; 'Yes,' gives; an' th' gent who says 'No' most will always be th' biggest toad in his puddle.

“Say 'No' nineteen times before you say 'Yes' once. People respect the person who says 'No,' and their 'Yes' is valued more when they do give it. When you say 'No,' you're in control; when you say 'Yes,' you're playing someone else's game. 'No' is something you keep; 'Yes' is something you give; and the person who says 'No' the most will always be the biggest shot in their own circle.”

“Don't be fooled by a cheer or by a crowd. Cheers are nothin' but a breeze; an' as for a crowd, no matter who you are, there would always be a bigger turn-out to see you hanged than to shake your mit.

“Don't be fooled by a cheer or by a crowd. Cheers are just a fleeting thing; and as for a crowd, no matter who you are, there will always be more people showing up to see you get hanged than to shake your hand.

“Always go with th' current; that's th' first rule of leadership. It's easier; an' there's more water down stream than up.

“Always go with the flow; that’s the first rule of leadership. It’s easier, and there’s more water downstream than upstream.”

“Think first, last, an' all th' time of yourself. You may not be of account to others, but you're the whole box of tricks to yourself. Don't give a man more than he gives you. Folks who don't stick to that steer land either in bankruptcy or Bloomin'dale.

“Always think of yourself first, last, and all the time. You might not mean much to others, but you are everything to yourself. Don’t give someone more than they give you. People who don’t stick to that usually end up in bankruptcy or at Bloomin’dale.”

“An' remember: while you're Boss, you'll be forced into many things ag'inst your judgment. The head of Tammany is like th' head of a snake, an' gets shoved forward by the tail. Also, like th' head of a snake, th' Boss is th' target for every rock that is thrown.

“Just remember: while you're the Boss, you'll be pushed into a lot of things that go against your better judgment. The head of Tammany is like the head of a snake and is pushed forward by the tail. And just like the head of a snake, the Boss is the target for every rock that's thrown.”

“Have as many lieutenants as you can; twenty are safer than two. Two might fake up a deal with each other to throw you down; twenty might start, but before they got to you they'd fight among themselves.

“Have as many lieutenants as you can; twenty are safer than two. Two might team up against you; twenty might try, but before they could reach you, they’d end up fighting among themselves.”

“Have people about you who distrust each other an' trust you. Keep th' leaders fightin' among themselves. That prevents combinations ag'inst you; an' besides they'll do up each other whenever you say the word, where every man is hated by the rest.

“Surround yourself with people who don’t trust each other but trust you. Keep the leaders fighting among themselves. That stops them from joining forces against you; plus, they'll take each other out whenever you say the word, since everyone dislikes the others.”

“Always pay your political debts; but pay with a jolly as far as it'll go. If you find one who won't take a jolly, throw a scare into him and pay him with that. If he's a strong, dangerous mug with whom a jolly or a bluff won't work, get him next to you as fast as you can. If you strike an obstinate party, it's th' old rule for drivin' pigs. If you want 'em to go forward, pull 'em back by th' tails. Never trust a man beyond his interest; an' never love the man, love what he does.

“Always settle your political debts, but do it in a fun way as much as you can. If you come across someone who won’t accept a fun approach, intimidate him and pay him that way. If he’s a tough, dangerous guy who won’t respond to fun or bluffing, get him on your side as quickly as possible. When dealing with a stubborn person, remember the old rule for herding pigs: if you want them to move forward, pull them back by the tails. Never trust someone beyond their self-interest, and never love the person; love what they do.”

“The whole science of leadership lies in what I've told you, an' if you can clinch onto it, you'll stick at th' top till you go away, like I do now, to die. An' th' last of it is, don't get sentimental—don't take politics to heart. Politics is only worth while so long as it fills your pockets. Don't tie yourself to anything. A political party is like a street car; stay with it only while it goes your way. A great partisan can never be a great Boss.”

"The entire science of leadership is in what I've just shared with you, and if you can really grasp it, you'll stay on top until the end, just like I am now, on my way out. And the bottom line is, don’t get sentimental—don’t take politics personally. Politics is only valuable as long as it benefits you financially. Don’t commit yourself to anything. A political party is like a streetcar; stay on it only while it’s taking you in the right direction. A great supporter can never become a great leader."

When I found myself master of Tammany, my primary thought was to be cautious. I must strengthen myself; I must give myself time to take root. This was the more necessary, for not only were there a full score of the leaders, any one of whom would prefer himself for my place, but the political condition was far from reassuring. The workingman—whom as someone said we all respect and avoid—was through his unions moving to the town's conquest. It was as that movement of politics in the land of the ancient Nile. Having discovered a Moses, the hand-workers would offer him for the mayoralty on the issue of no more bricks without straw.

When I became the leader of Tammany, my first thought was to be careful. I needed to strengthen my position; I had to give myself time to establish my roots. This was especially important because there were at least twenty leaders, any of whom would be eager to take my spot, and the political climate was far from stable. The working class—whom, as someone once said, we all respect yet shy away from—was pushing to take over the town through their unions. It felt reminiscent of the political movements in ancient Egypt. Just as they found a Moses, the laborers were ready to back him for mayor on the promise of no more bricks without straw.

Skilled to the feel of sentiment, I could gauge both the direction and the volume of the new movement. Nor was I long in coming to the knowledge that behind it marched a majority of the people. Unless checked, or cheated, that labor uprising would succeed; Tammany and its old-time enemies would alike go down.

Skilled in sensing emotions, I could tell both the direction and the strength of the new movement. It didn't take me long to realize that a majority of the people were behind it. If it wasn't stopped or deceived, that labor uprising would succeed; both Tammany and its longtime opponents would be defeated.

This news, self-furnished as a grist ground of the mills of my own judgment, stimulated me to utmost action. It would serve neither my present nor my future should that battle which followed my inauguration be given against me. I was on my trial; defeat would be the signal for my overthrow. And thus I faced my first campaign as Boss.

This news, which I had thought through myself, pushed me into action. It wouldn’t help me now or in the future if the battle after my inauguration went against me. I was on trial; losing would mean my downfall. So, I approached my first campaign as Boss head-on.

That rebellion of the working folk stirred to terror the conservatives, ever the element of wealth. Each man with a share of stock to shrink in value, or with a dollar loaned and therefore with security to shake, or with a store through the plate-glass panes of which a mob might hurl a stone, was prey to a vast alarm. The smug citizen of money, and of ease-softened hands, grew sick as he reflected on the French Revolution; and he predicted gutters red with blood as the near or far finale should the town's peasantry gain the day. It was then those rich ones, panic-bit, began to ask a succor of Tammany Hall. There were other septs, but Tammany was the drilled, traditional corps of political janissaries. Wherefore, the local nobility, being threatened, fled to it for refuge.

That rebellion of the working class terrified the conservatives, who were always tied to wealth. Anyone who owned stocks that could lose value, had a dollar loaned out and therefore had something at risk, or ran a store that a mob could easily damage, was filled with anxiety. The comfortable citizens, with their easy lives, felt sick when they thought about the French Revolution; they envisioned streets running with blood as the locals rose up. It was then that these wealthy people, panicking, turned to Tammany Hall for help. There were other groups, but Tammany was the well-trained, traditional crew of political enforcers. So, the local elites, feeling threatened, sought refuge with them.

These gentry of white faces and frightened pocket-books came to me by ones and twos and quartettes; my every day was filled with them; and their one prayer was for me to make a line of battle between them and that frowning peril of the mob. To our silken worried ones, I replied nothing. I heard; but I kept myself as mute for hope or for fear as any marble.

These well-off people with pale faces and worried wallets came to me one by one, in pairs, or in small groups; my days were filled with them. Their constant request was for me to create a barrier between them and the looming threat of the crowd. To our anxious elites, I said nothing. I listened, but I remained as silent out of hope or fear as a statue.

And yet it was sure from the beginning that I must make an alliance with my folk of purple. The movement they shuddered over was even more of a menace to Tammany than it was to them. It might mean dollars to them, but for Tammany it promised annihilation, since of every five who went with this crusade, four were recruited from the machine.

And yet it was clear from the start that I had to team up with my people in purple. The change they were afraid of posed an even bigger threat to Tammany than it did to them. It could mean money for them, but for Tammany it meant destruction, since out of every five people who joined this cause, four were pulled from the machine.

Fifth Avenue, in a fever, did not realize this truth. Nor was I one to enlighten my callers. Their terror made for the machine; it could be trained to fill the Tammany treasure chest with a fund to match those swelling fears, the reason of its contribution. I locked up my tongue; it was a best method to augment a mugwump horror which I meant should find my resources.

Fifth Avenue, all caught up in its frenzy, didn’t see the truth. And I wasn’t about to enlighten my visitors. Their panic fueled the machine; it could be programmed to fill the Tammany treasure chest with a sum that matched those rising fears, the reason behind its contributions. I kept quiet; it was the best way to amplify a mugwump terror that I intended to use to my advantage.

Young Morton, still with his lisp, his affectations, his scented gloves, and ineffable eyeglass, although now no longer “young,” but like myself in the middle journey of his life, was among my patrician visitors. Like the others, he came to urge a peace-treaty between Tammany and the mugwumps, and he argued a future stored of fortune for both myself and the machine, should the latter turn to be a defense for timid deer from whom he came ambassador.

Young Morton, still with his lisp, his quirks, his scented gloves, and his unmistakable eyeglass, though no longer "young," but like me in the middle of his life, was one of my upper-class visitors. Like the others, he came to promote a peace treaty between Tammany and the mugwumps, arguing that a future filled with prosperity awaited both me and the political machine if it became a safeguard for the timid deer he represented as an ambassador.

To Morton I gave particular ear. I was never to forget that loyalty wherewith he stood to me on a day of trial for the death of Jimmy the Blacksmith. If any word might move me it would be his. Adhering to a plan, however, I had as few answers for his questions as I had for those of his mates, and wrapped myself in silence like a mantle.

To Morton, I paid special attention. I would never forget his loyalty during the day of my trial for the death of Jimmy the Blacksmith. If any word could sway me, it would be his. Sticking to my plan, though, I gave as few answers to his questions as I did to those of his friends, wrapping myself in silence like a cloak.

Morton was so much his old practical self that he bade me consider a candidate and a programme.

Morton was so much his old practical self that he asked me to think about a candidate and a plan.

“Let us nominate my old gentleman for mayor,” said he. “He's very old; but he's clean and he's strong, don't y' know. Really he would draw every vote to his name that should of right belong to us.”

“Let’s nominate my old guy for mayor,” he said. “He’s really old; but he’s clean and he’s strong, you know. Honestly, he would attract every vote that should rightfully belong to us.”

“That might be,” I returned; “but I may tell you, and stay within the truth, that if your father got no more votes than should of right be his, defeat would overtake him to the tune of thousands. Add the machine to the mugwumps, and this movement of labor still has us beaten by twenty thousand men. That being the case, why should I march Tammany—and my own fortune, too—into such a trap?”

"That could be true," I replied, "but I can honestly tell you that if your father only received the votes he rightfully deserves, he would lose by thousands. When you add the machine to the independents, this labor movement still has us outnumbered by twenty thousand people. Given that, why should I lead Tammany—and potentially ruin my own fortune—into such a trap?"

“What else can you do?” asked Morton.

“What else can you do?” Morton asked.

“I can tell you what was in my mind,” said I. “It was to go with this labor movement and control it.”

"I can tell you what I was thinking," I said. "My plan was to join this labor movement and take charge of it."

“That labor fellow they've put up would make the worst of mayors. You and Tammany would forever be taunted with the errors of his administration. Besides, the creature's success would vulgarize the town; it would, really!”

“That labor guy they've put in office would make the worst mayor ever. You and Tammany would always be reminded of the mistakes he makes in his time in charge. Plus, his success would bring the town down; it really would!”

“He is an honest man,” said I.

“He's an honest man,” I said.

“Honest, yes; but what of that? Honesty is the commonest trait of ignorance. There should be something more than honesty, don't y' know, to make a mayor. There be games like draw poker and government where to be merely honest is not a complete equipment. Besides, think of the shock of such a term of hobnails in the City Hall. If you, with your machine, would come in, we could elect my old gentleman over him or any other merely honest candidate whom those vulgarians could put up; we could, really!”

“Sure, honesty is important, but what does that really mean? Being honest is the most basic quality of ignorance. To be a mayor, you need more than just honesty, you know? There are games like poker and politics where being merely honest isn’t enough. Plus, imagine the disruption of such a straightforward person in City Hall. If you and your machine join forces, we could elect my old guy over him or any other candidate who's just honest that those common folks might pick; we really could!”

“Tell me how,” said I.

“Tell me how,” I said.

“There would be millions of money,” lisped Morton, pausing to select a cigarette; “since Money would be swimming for dear life. All our fellows at the club are scared to death—really! One can do anything with money, don't y' know.”

“There would be millions of dollars,” lisped Morton, pausing to pick a cigarette; “since money would be fighting for its life. Everyone at the club is terrified—seriously! You can do anything with money, you know.”

“One can't stop a runaway horse with money,” I retorted; “and this labor movement is a political runaway.”

“One can't stop a runaway horse with money,” I replied; “and this labor movement is a political runaway.”

“With money we could build a wall across its course and let those idiots of politics run against it. My dear fellow, let us make a calculation. Really, how many votes should those labor animals overrun us, on the situation's merits?”

“With money, we could build a wall along its path and let those political idiots run into it. My dear friend, let's do some calculations. Honestly, how many votes should those working class people overwhelm us with, based on the situation's merits?”

“Say twenty-five thousand.”

"Say $25,000."

“This then should give so experienced a hand as yourself some shade of comfort. The Master of the Philadelphia Machine, don't y' know, is one of my railway partners. 'Old chap,' said he, when I told him of the doings of our New York vandals, 'I'll send over to you ten thousand men, any one of whom would loot a convent. These common beggars must be put down! The example might spread to Philadelphia.' So you see,” concluded Morton, “we would not be wanting in election material. What should ten thousand men mean?”

“This should give someone as experienced as you some comfort. The head of the Philadelphia Machine, you know, is one of my railway partners. 'Old chap,' he said when I told him about the actions of our New York vandals, 'I'll send over ten thousand men, any one of whom would loot a convent. These common beggars need to be dealt with! The example might spread to Philadelphia.' So you see,” concluded Morton, “we wouldn’t be lacking in election material. What could ten thousand men mean?”

“At the least,” said I, “they should count for forty thousand. A man votes with a full beard; then he votes with his chin shaved; then he shaves the sides of his face and votes with a mustache; lastly he votes with a smooth face and retires to re-grow a beard against the next campaign. Ten thousand men should tally forty thousand votes. Registration and all, however, would run the cost of such an enterprise to full five hundred thousand dollars.”

“At the very least,” I said, “they should count for forty thousand. A guy votes with a full beard; then he votes with a clean-shaven face; then he shaves the sides of his face and votes with a mustache; finally, he votes with a smooth face and grows a beard again for the next campaign. Ten thousand men should equal forty thousand votes. But with registration and everything, the total cost of such an operation would be five hundred thousand dollars.”

“Money is no object,” returned Morton, covering a yawn delicately with his slim hand, “to men who feel that their fortunes, don't y' know, and perhaps their lives, are on the cast. Bring us Tammany for this one war, and I'll guarantee three millions in the till of the machine; I will, really! You would have to take those ten thousand recruits from Philadelphia into your own hands, however; we Silk Stockings don't own the finesse required to handle such a consignment of goods. Besides, if we did, think what wretched form it would be.”

“Money is no issue,” Morton replied, covering a yawn subtly with his slender hand, “for people who believe that their fortunes, you know, and maybe their lives, are at stake. Let’s enlist Tammany for this one battle, and I’ll promise three million in the machine’s funds; I really will! However, you’ll have to take those ten thousand recruits from Philadelphia under your own wing; we Silk Stockings don’t have the finesse needed to handle such a shipment. Besides, if we did, just think of how disastrous that would be.”

To hide what was in my thought, I made a pretense of considering the business in every one of its angles. There was a minute during which neither of us spoke.

To hide what I was thinking, I pretended to think about the business from every angle. There was a moment when neither of us spoke.

“Why should I put the machine,” I asked at last, “in unnecessary peril of the law? This should be a campaign of fire. Every stick of those three millions you speak of would go to stoke the furnaces. I will do as well, and win more surely, with the labor people.”

“Why should I put the machine,” I asked finally, “in unnecessary danger of the law? This should be a campaign of fire. Every bit of those three million you mention would go to fuel the fires. I can do just as well, and win more definitely, with the working class.”

“But do you want to put the mob in possession?” demanded Morton, emerging a bit from his dandyisms. “I'm no purist of politics; indeed, I think I'm rather practical than otherwise, don't y' know. I am free to say, however, that I fear a worst result should those savages of a dinner-can and a dollar-a-day, succeed—really! You should think once in a while, and particularly in a beastly squall like the present, of the City itself.”

“But do you really want to hand power over to the mob?” asked Morton, stepping away from his pretentiousness for a moment. “I'm not a political purist; in fact, I consider myself to be more practical than anything else, you know. That said, I have to admit that I'm worried about what might happen if those savages with their cheap dinners and dollar-a-day wages succeed—really! You should take a moment to think, especially in such a terrible storm as the one we’re facing right now, about the City itself.”

“Should I?” I returned. “Now I'll let you into an organization tenet. Tammany, blow high, blow low, thinks only of itself.”

“Should I?” I replied. “Now I'll share a principle of the organization with you. Tammany, come rain or shine, only looks out for itself.”

“You would be given half the offices, remember.”

“You’ll get half the offices, just so you know.”

“And the Police?”

"And the cops?"

“And the Police.”

“And the cops.”

“Tammany couldn't keep house without the police,” said I, laughing. “You've seen enough of our housekeeping to know that.”

“Tammany couldn't manage without the police,” I said, laughing. “You’ve seen enough of our operations to know that.”

“You may have the police, and what else you will.”

“You may have the police, and whatever else it is you want.”

“Well,” said I, bringing the talk to a close, “I can't give you an answer now. I must look the situation in the eyes. To be frank, I don't think either the Tammany interest or my own runs with yours in this. I, with my people, live at the other end of the lane.”

“Well,” I said, wrapping up the conversation, “I can't give you an answer right now. I need to look at the situation honestly. To be straightforward, I don't think either the Tammany interest or my own aligns with yours on this. My people and I are at the other end of the lane.”

While Morton and I were talking, I had come to a decision. I would name the reputable old gentleman for mayor. He was stricken of years; but I bethought me how for that very reason he might be, when elected, the easier to deal with. But I would keep my resolve from Morton. There was no stress of hurry; the election was months away. I might see reason to change. One should ever put off his contract-making until the last. Besides, Morton would feel the better for a surprise.

While Morton and I were talking, I made a decision. I would nominate the respected older gentleman for mayor. He was up there in age, but I thought that for that very reason, he might be easier to work with once elected. However, I decided to keep this resolve from Morton. There was no rush; the election was months away. I might find a reason to change my mind. It's always best to hold off on making commitments until the last minute. Plus, Morton would appreciate the surprise.

Before I went to an open alliance with the mugwumps, I would weaken the labor people. This I might do by pretending to be their friend. There was a strip of the labor candidate's support which was rabid anti-Tammany. Let me but seem to come to his comfort and aid, and every one of those would desert him.

Before I teamed up openly with the mugwumps, I would undermine the labor crowd. I could do this by acting like I was on their side. There was a portion of the labor candidate's support that was fiercely against Tammany. If I just pretended to support him, everyone in that group would abandon him.

Within the week after my talk with Morton, I sent a sly scrap of news to the captains of labor. They were told that I had given utterance to sentiments of friendship for them and their man. Their taste to cultivate my support was set on edge. These amateurs of politics came seeking an interview. I flattered their hopes, and spoke in high terms of their candidate, his worth and honesty. The city could not be in safer hands.

Within a week of my conversation with Morton, I sent a clever little news piece to the labor leaders. They were informed that I had expressed support for them and their candidate. This got them eager to win me over. These political newcomers came looking for a meeting. I played up their expectations and praised their candidate, highlighting his value and integrity. The city couldn’t be in better hands.

There were many interviews. It was as an experience, not without a side to amuse, since my visitors, while as pompous as turkey cocks, were as innocently shallow as so many sheep. Many times did we talk; and I gave them compliments and no promises.

There were a lot of interviews. It was quite the experience, not without its amusing side, since my visitors, while as pompous as roosters, were as innocently shallow as sheep. We talked many times; I gave them compliments and no promises.

My ends were attained. The papers filled up with the coming partnership between the labor movement and the machine, and those berserks of anti-Tammany, frothing with resentment against ones who would sell themselves into my power as the price of my support, abandoned the laborites in a body. There were no fewer than five thousand of these to shake the dust of labor from their feet. When I had driven the last of them from the labor champion, by the simple expedient of appearing to be his friend, I turned decisively my back on him. Also, I at once called Tammany Convention—being the first in the field—and issued those orders which named the reputable old gentleman.

My goals were achieved. The news was filled with the upcoming partnership between the labor movement and the machine, and those anti-Tammany extremists, seething with anger against anyone who would sell themselves to me for my support, completely abandoned the labor supporters. There were at least five thousand of them who shook the dust of labor off their feet. After I had driven the last of them away from the labor champion, simply by pretending to be his friend, I decisively turned my back on him. I also immediately called the Tammany Convention—being the first to do so—and issued orders to appoint the respected older gentleman.

There arose a roar and a cheer from my followers at this, for they read in that name a promise of money knee-deep; and what, than that word, should more brighten a Tammany eye! I was first, with the machine at my back, to walk upon the field with our reputable old gentleman. The mugwumps followed, adopting him with all dispatch; the Republicans, proper, made no ticket; two or three straggling cliques and split-offs of party accepted the reputable old gentleman's nomination; and so the lines were made. On the heels of the conventions, the mugwump leaders and I met and merged our tickets, I getting two-thirds and surrendering one-third of those names which followed that of the reputable old gentleman for the divers offices to be filled.

A loud cheer erupted from my supporters at this because they saw in that name a promise of money galore; and what could brighten a Tammany eye more than that word! I was the first, with the machine backing me, to step onto the field with our respectable old gentleman. The mugwumps quickly rallied behind him; the regular Republicans didn't put up a ticket; a couple of fringe groups and breakaway factions accepted the respectable old gentleman's nomination; and so the lines were drawn. After the conventions, the mugwump leaders and I met and combined our tickets, with me taking two-thirds and giving up one-third of the names that followed that of the respectable old gentleman for the different offices to be filled.

When all was accomplished, the new situation offered a broad foundation, and one of solvency and depth, whereon to base a future for both Tammany and myself. It crystallized my power, and my grip on the machine was set fast and hard by the sheer effect of it. The next thing was to win at the polls; that would ask for studied effort and a quickness that must not sleep, for the opposition, while clumsy, straggling, and unwieldly with no skill, overtopped us in strength by every one of those thousands of which I had given Morton the name.

When everything was done, the new situation provided a solid foundation, one of stability and depth, for both Tammany and me to build a future. It solidified my power, and my control over the machine was secured by its sheer impact. The next step was to win at the polls; that would require careful planning and an alertness that couldn’t waver, as the opposition, although awkward, disorganized, and lacking in skill, outnumbered us with all those thousands I had referred to Morton.

“Really, you meant it should be a surprise,” observed Morton, as he grasped my hand. It was the evening of the day on which the Tammany Convention named the reputable old gentleman. “I'll plead guilty; it was a surprise. And that's saying a great deal, don't y' know. To be surprised is bad form, and naturally I guard myself against such a vulgar calamity. But you had me, old chap! I was never more baffled and beaten than when I left you. I regarded the conquest of the City by those barbarians as the thing made sure. Now all is changed. We will go in and win; and not a word I said, don't y' know, shall be forgotten and every dollar I mentioned shall be laid down. It shall, 'pon honor!”

“Honestly, you really meant for it to be a surprise,” Morton said, as he took my hand. It was the evening of the day when the Tammany Convention announced the respectable old gentleman. “I admit it; it was a surprise. And that says a lot, you know. Being surprised is considered bad form, and I usually protect myself from such a tacky misfortune. But you caught me off guard, my friend! I was never more confused and defeated than when I left you. I thought the barbarians had definitely taken over the City. Now everything has changed. We will go in and win; and not a word I said, you know, will be forgotten, and every dollar I mentioned will be paid. I swear it, on my honor!”










CHAPTER XVII—THE REPUTABLE OLD GENTLEMAN IS MAYOR

THE Philadelphia machine was a training school for repeaters. Those ten thousand sent to our cause by Morton's friend, went about their work like artillerymen about their guns. Each was good for four votes. As one of the squad captains said:

THE Philadelphia machine was like a training camp for those who would repeat votes. The ten thousand sent to support us by Morton's friend worked on their tasks like soldiers managing their artillery. Each one could deliver four votes. As one of the squad leaders put it:

“There's got to be time between, for a party to change his face an' shift to another coat an' hat. Besides, it's as well to give th' judges an hour or two to get dim to your mug, see!”

“There's got to be some time in between for a guy to change his look and put on another coat and hat. Plus, it’s good to give the judges an hour or two to forget what you look like, you know!”

Big Kennedy had set his foot upon the gang spirit, and stamped out of existence such coteries as the Tin Whistles and the Alley Gang, and I copied Big Kennedy in this. Such organizations would have been a threat to me, and put it more in reach of individual leaders to rebel against an order. What work had been done by the gangs was now, under a better discipline and with machine lines more tightly drawn, transacted by the police.

Big Kennedy had taken a stand against gang culture and eliminated groups like the Tin Whistles and the Alley Gang, and I followed his lead. These organizations could have posed a threat to me and made it easier for individual leaders to challenge the system. The work that gangs used to do is now handled by the police, with stricter rules and better organization.

When those skillful gentry, meant to multiply a ballot-total, came in from the South, I called my Chief of Police into council. He was that same bluff girthy personage who, aforetime, had conferred with Big Kennedy. I told him what was required, and how his men, should occasion arise, must foster as far as lay with them the voting purposes of our colonists.

When those skilled people, meant to increase the vote count, came in from the South, I called my Chief of Police for a meeting. He was the same solid, robust guy who had previously talked with Big Kennedy. I told him what we needed and how his men, if the situation called for it, should support the voting intentions of our colonists as much as they could.

“You can rely on me, Gov'nor,” said the Chief. He had invented this title for Big Kennedy, and now transferred it to me. “Yes, indeed, you can go to sleep on me doin' my part. But I'm bothered to a standstill with my captains. Durin' th' last four or five years, th' force has become honeycombed with honesty; an', may I be struck! if some of them square guys aint got to be captains.”

“You can count on me, Boss,” said the Chief. He came up with this title for Big Kennedy and now passed it on to me. “Yeah, you can totally trust me to do my part. But I’m stuck because of my captains. Over the last four or five years, the force has become filled with honest people; and, I swear, some of those straight-shooters have managed to become captains.”

“Should any get in your way,” said I, “he must be sent to the outskirts. I shall hold you for everything that goes wrong.”

“Anyone who gets in your way,” I said, “needs to be sent to the outskirts. I will hold you responsible for everything that goes wrong.”

“I guess,” said the Chief thoughtfully, “I'll put the whole racket in charge of Gothecore. He'll keep your emigrants from Philadelphia walkin' a crack. They'll be right, while Gothecore's got his peeps on 'em.”

“I guess,” said the Chief thoughtfully, “I'll put the whole operation in charge of Gothecore. He'll make sure your immigrants from Philadelphia stay in line. They'll be fine while Gothecore's keeping an eye on them.”

“Has Gothecore had experience?”

“Has Gothecore had any experience?”

“Is Bill Gothecore wise? Gov'nor, I don't want to paint a promise so brilliant I can't make good, but Gothecore is th' most thorough workman on our list. Why, they call him 'Clean Sweep Bill!' I put him in th' Tenderloin for six months, an' he got away with everything but th' back fence.”

“Is Bill Gothecore smart? Governor, I don't want to make a promise so bright that I can't deliver, but Gothecore is the most dedicated worker on our team. Seriously, they call him 'Clean Sweep Bill!' I had him in the Tenderloin for six months, and he managed to handle everything except the back fence.”

“Very well,” said I, “the care of these colonists is in your hands. Here's a list of the places where they're berthed.”

“Alright,” I said, “the care of these colonists is up to you. Here’s a list of the places where they’re docked.”

“You needn't give 'em another thought, Gov'nor,” observed the Chief. Then, as he arose to depart: “Somethin's got to be done about them captains turnin' square. They act as a scare to th' others. I'll tell you what: Make the price of a captaincy twenty thousand dollars. That'll be a hurdle no honest man can take. Whoever pays it, we can bet on as a member of our tribe. One honest captain queers a whole force; it's like a horse goin' lame.” This last, moodily.

“You don’t need to worry about them anymore, Governor,” the Chief said. Then, as he got up to leave: “We’ve got to do something about those captains going rogue. They’re making the others anxious. Here’s the deal: let’s set the price for a captaincy at twenty thousand dollars. That’ll be a barrier no honest person can cross. Whoever pays it, we can count on as part of our crew. One honest captain can ruin a whole group; it’s like a horse going lame.” He said this last part with a glum expression.

In the eleventh hour, by our suggestion and at our cost, the Republican managers put up a ticket. This was made necessary by certain inveterate ones who would unite with nothing in which Tammany owned a part. As between us and the labor forces, they would have offered themselves to the latter. They must be given a ticket of their own whereon to waste themselves.

In the last minute, at our suggestion and expense, the Republican leaders created a ticket. This was needed because certain stubborn individuals refused to join anything that Tammany was involved in. They would have aligned themselves with the labor forces instead of us. They needed their own ticket to direct their energy elsewhere.

The campaign itself was a whirlwind of money. That princely fund promised by Morton was paid down to me on the nail, and I did not stint or save it when a chance opened to advance our power by its employment. I say “I did not stint,” because, in accord with Tammany custom, the fund was wholly in my hands.

The campaign was a flurry of cash. That generous fund promised by Morton was given to me upfront, and I didn't hold back or save it when an opportunity came up to boost our influence by using it. I mention “I didn't hold back” because, following Tammany’s usual practice, the fund was entirely under my control.

As most men know, there is no such post as that of Chief of Tammany Hall. The office is by coinage, and the title by conference, of the public. There exists a finance committee of, commonly, a dozen names. It never meets, and the members in ordinary are 'to hear and know no more about the money of the organization than of sheep-washing among Ettrick's hills and vales. There is a chairman; into his hands all moneys come. These, in his care and name, and where and how and if he chooses, are put in bank. He keeps no books; he neither gives nor takes a scrap of paper, nor so much as writes a letter of thanks, in connection with such treasurership. He replies to no one for this money; he spends or keeps as he sees fit, and from beginning to end has the sole and only knowledge of either the intake or the outgo of the millions of the machine. The funds are wholly in his possession. To borrow a colloquialism, “He is the Man with the Money,” and since money is the mainspring of practical politics, it follows as the tail the kite, and without the intervention of either rule or statute, that he is The Boss. Being supreme with the money, he is supreme with the men of the machine, and it was the holding of this chairmanship which gave me my style and place as Chief.

As most people know, there isn’t actually a position called Chief of Tammany Hall. The office is just a title created through conversation among the public. There’s a finance committee made up of about a dozen names. It never actually meets, and the members typically know as little about the organization’s finances as they would about sheep washing in the hills of Ettrick. There’s a chairman; all money goes through him. He decides where and how to put the funds in the bank, and he keeps no records. He doesn’t give or receive any paperwork, nor does he even write a thank-you note related to this role. He answers to no one regarding this money; he spends or saves it however he likes and knows everything about the millions involved in the organization. The funds are completely under his control. To put it casually, “He is the Man with the Money,” and since money is the driving force of practical politics, it naturally follows that he is The Boss, without any need for rules or regulations. Because he has the money, he has power over the people in the organization, and it was holding this chairmanship that gave me my title and status as Chief.

The position is not wanting in its rewards. Tammany, for its own safety, should come forth from each campaign without a dollar. There is no argument to carry over a residue from one battle to the next. It is not required, since Tammany, from those great corporations whose taxes and liberties it may extend or shrink by a word, may ever have what money it will; and it is not wise, because the existence of a fund between campaigns would excite dissension, as this leader or that one conceived some plan for its dissipation. It is better to upturn the till on the back of each election, and empty it in favor of organization peace. And to do this is the duty of the Chairman of the Finance Committee; and I may add that it is one he was never known to overlook.

The position offers plenty of rewards. Tammany, for its own safety, should come out of each campaign with nothing left over. There’s no reason to carry any leftover funds from one election to the next. It’s unnecessary because Tammany can always get money from the big corporations whose taxes and privileges it can influence with just a word. It’s also not smart, as having a fund between campaigns could lead to conflict if this leader or that one had some plan for spending it. It’s better to empty the cash box after each election to maintain peace within the organization. And making sure this happens is the responsibility of the Chairman of the Finance Committee, and I should add that he's never been known to neglect this duty.

There was nothing notable in that struggle which sent the reputable old gentleman to the city fore as Mayor, beyond the energy wherewith the work required was performed. Every move ran off as softly sure as could be wished. The police did what they should. Those visitors from below turned in for us full forty thousand votes, and then quietly received their wages and as quietly went their way. I saw to it that, one and all, they were sharply aboard the ferryboats when their work was done. No one would care for them, drunken and mayhap garrulous, about the streets, until after the last spark of election interest had expired. The polls were closed: the count was made; the laborites and their Moses was beaten down, and the reputable old gentleman was declared victor by fifteen thousand. Those rich ones, late so pale, revived the color in their cheeks; and as for Tammany and myself, we took deep breaths, and felt as ones from whose shoulders a load had been lifted.

There was nothing particularly remarkable about the struggle that sent the respected old gentleman to the city as Mayor, other than the dedication with which the work was done. Everything went as smoothly and efficiently as anyone could hope. The police did their job. Those voters from below delivered a full forty thousand votes for us, and then quietly collected their pay and went on their way. I made sure that all of them were promptly on the ferryboats when their work was done. No one wanted them, drunk and possibly chatty, wandering the streets until all the excitement of the election had faded. The polls were closed, the votes were counted, the labor candidates and their leader were defeated, and the respected old gentleman was declared the winner by fifteen thousand votes. Those wealthy folks, who had been so nervous, regained their color; as for Tammany and me, we took deep breaths and felt like a heavy burden had been lifted from our shoulders.

It was for me a fortunate upcome; following that victory, my leadership could no more be shaken than may the full-grown oaks. Feeling now my strength, I made divers machine changes of the inner sort. I caused my executive leaders to be taken from the assembly districts, rather than from the wards. There would be one from each; and since there was a greater number of districts than wards, the executive array was increased. I smelled safety for myself in numbers, feeling, as Big Kennedy advised, the more secure with twenty than with two. Also the new situation gave the leaders less influence with the Aldermen, when now the frontiers of the one no longer matched those of the other. I had aimed at this; for it was my instant effort on becoming Chief to collect within my own fingers every last thread of possible authority. I wanted the voice of my leadership to be the voice of the storm; all others I would stifle to a whisper.

It was a lucky turn of events for me; after that victory, my leadership could no longer be shaken any more than fully grown oaks. Now feeling my strength, I made several inner changes to the organization. I decided to have my executive leaders chosen from the assembly districts instead of the wards. There would be one from each, and since there were more districts than wards, the executive team grew. I sensed safety in numbers, believing, as Big Kennedy advised, that I would feel more secure with twenty than with two. Additionally, this new arrangement reduced the influence of the leaders over the Aldermen, since the boundaries of one no longer matched those of the other. I had aimed for this; it was my immediate goal upon becoming Chief to gather every possible thread of authority into my grasp. I wanted the voice of my leadership to be like that of a storm; all others I would reduce to a whisper.

While busy within the organization, deepening and broadening the channels of my power, I did not neglect conditions beyond the walls. I sent for the leaders of those two or three bands of Democracy which professed themselves opposed to Tammany Hall. I pitched upon my men as lumber folk in their log-driving pitch upon the key-logs in a “jam.” I loosened them with office, or the promise of it, and they instantly came riding down to me on the currents of self-interest, and brought with them those others over whom they held command.

While I was busy within the organization, expanding my influence, I didn’t ignore what was happening outside. I reached out to the leaders of a few groups in the Democratic party who claimed to be against Tammany Hall. I chose my allies like loggers selecting key logs in a jam of logs. I motivated them with positions or the promise of jobs, and they quickly came to me, driven by their own interests, bringing along those they led.

Within the twelvemonth Tammany was left no rival within the lines of the regular party; I had, either by purring or by purchase, brought about the last one's disappearance. It was a fair work for the machine, and I could feel the gathering, swelling confidence of my followers uplifting me as the deep sea uplifts a ship.

Within the year, Tammany had no competition left in the regular party; I had either charmed or bought out the last one. It was a solid achievement for the organization, and I could feel the growing confidence of my supporters lifting me up like the ocean lifts a ship.

There was a thorn with that rose of leadership, nor did my hand escape its sting. The papers in their attacks upon me were as incessant as they were vindictive, and as unsparing as they were unfair. With never a fact set forth, by the word of these unmuzzled and uncaring imprints I stood forth as everything that was thievish, vile, and swart.

There was a downside to that rose of leadership, and my hand didn't escape its sting. The articles attacking me were relentless and cruel, as harsh as they were unjust. Without a single fact presented, these out-of-control and heartless publications made me appear as if I were everything dishonest, despicable, and dark.

While I made my skin as thick against these shafts as I could, since I might neither avoid nor return them, still they pierced me and kept me bleeding, and each new day saw ever a new wound to my sensibilities. It is a bad business—these storms of black abuse! You have but to fasten upon one, even an honest one, the name of horse-thief and, behold you! he will steal a horse. Moreover, those vilifications of types become arrows to glance aside and bury themselves in the breasts of ones innocent.

While I tried to toughen my skin against these attacks as best as I could, since I could neither escape them nor fight back, they still hurt me and kept me suffering, and each new day brought a fresh wound to my feelings. It’s a terrible situation—these storms of harsh insults! Just label someone, even someone honest, as a horse thief, and suddenly, they’ll be seen as one. Furthermore, those slurs become like arrows that strike and embed themselves in the hearts of the innocent.

Blossom was grown now to be a grave stripling girl of fifteen. Anne conceived that she should be taught in a school. She, herself, had carried Blossom to a considerable place in her books, but the finishing would be the better accomplished by teachers of a higher skill, and among children of Blossom's age. With this on her thought, Anne completed arrangements with a private academy for girls, one of superior rank; and to this shop of learning, on a certain morning, she conveyed Blossom. Blossom was to be fitted with a fashionable education by those modistes of the intellectual, just as a dressmaker might measure her, and baste her, and stitch her into a frock.

Blossom had grown into a serious girl of fifteen. Anne decided it was time for her to attend school. While she had taught Blossom quite a bit herself, she believed that the finishing touches would be better handled by more skilled teachers and alongside kids her own age. With that in mind, Anne made arrangements with a prestigious private academy for girls. On a specific morning, she took Blossom there. Blossom was going to receive a modern education from experts, just like a dressmaker would measure, baste, and sew a dress.

But insult and acrid grief were lying there in ambush for Blossom—Blossom, then as ever, with her fear-haunted eyes. She was home before night, tearful, hysterical—crying in Anne's arms. There had been a cartoon in the papers. It showed me as a hairy brutal ape, the city in the shape of a beautiful woman fainting in my arms, and a mighty rock labeled “Tammany” in one hand, ready to hurl at my pursuers. The whole was hideous; and when one of the girls of the school showed it to Blossom, and taunted her with this portrait of her father, it was more than heart might bear. She fled before the outrage of it, and would never hear the name of school again. This ape-picture was the thing fearful and new to Blossom, for to save her, both Anne and I had been at care to have no papers to the house. The harm was done, however; Blossom, hereafter, would shrink from all but Anne and me, and when she was eighteen, save for us, the priest, and an old Galway serving woman who had been her nurse, she knew no one in the whole wide world.

But insult and harsh grief were waiting for Blossom—Blossom, who had always had fear in her eyes. She was home before dark, tearful and hysterical—crying in Anne's arms. There had been a cartoon in the newspapers. It depicted me as a hairy, brutal ape, with the city shaped like a beautiful woman fainting in my arms, and a huge rock labeled “Tammany” in one hand, ready to throw at my pursuers. The whole thing was grotesque; and when one of the girls at school showed it to Blossom and taunted her with this image of her father, it was more than she could handle. She ran away from the humiliation of it and would never want to hear the name of school again. This ape picture was something terrifying and new to Blossom, because to protect her, both Anne and I had made sure no newspapers came into the house. The damage was done, though; from then on, Blossom would shy away from everyone except Anne and me, and by the time she turned eighteen, aside from us, the priest, and an old Galway servant who had been her nurse, she knew no one else in the entire world.

The reputable old gentleman made a most amazing Major. He was puffed with a vanity that kissed the sky. Honest, and by nature grateful, he was still so twisted as to believe that to be a good Mayor one must comport himself in an inhuman way.

The respected older man made an incredible Mayor. He was filled with an overwhelming sense of pride. Though he was honest and naturally grateful, he still twisted his beliefs to think that being a good Mayor meant acting in an unfeeling manner.

“Public office is a public trust!” cried he, quoting some lunatic abstractionist.

“Public office is a public trust!” he exclaimed, quoting some crazy idealist.

The reputable old gentleman's notion of discharging this trust was to refuse admittance to his friends, while he sat in council with his enemies. To show that he was independent, he granted nothing to ones who had builded him; to prove himself magnanimous, he went truckling to former foes, preferring them into place. As for me, he declined every suggestion, refused every name, and while there came no open rupture between us, I was quickly taught to stay away.

The respected old gentleman's idea of fulfilling this responsibility was to deny entry to his friends while he conferred with his enemies. To demonstrate his independence, he granted nothing to those who had supported him; to show his generosity, he catered to former foes, promoting them instead. As for me, he dismissed every suggestion, rejected every name, and although there was no overt break between us, I quickly learned to keep my distance.

“My luck with my father,” said Morton, when one day we were considering that lofty spirit of the reputable old gentleman, “is no more flattering than your own, don't y' know. He waves me away with a flourish. I reminded him that while he might forget me as one who with trowel and mortar had aided to lay the walls of his career, he at least should remember that I was none the less his son; I did, really! He retorted with the story of the Roman father who in his rôle as judge sentenced his son to death. Gad! he seemed to regret that no chance offered for him to equal though he might not surpass that noble example. Speaking seriously, when his term verges to its close, what will be your course? You know the old gentleman purposes to succeed himself. And, doubtless, since such is mugwump thickness, he'll be renominated.”

“My luck with my father,” said Morton, one day while we were thinking about the high-minded nature of that respectable old man, “is no better than yours, you know. He dismisses me with a wave of his hand. I reminded him that even if he might forget me as someone who helped build the foundation of his career with trowel and mortar, he should at least remember that I am still his son; I really did! He responded with the story of the Roman father who, acting as a judge, sentenced his son to death. Goodness! He seemed to wish for a chance to match, if not exceed, that noble precedent. Seriously though, as his term approaches its end, what will you do? You know the old man plans to run for re-election. And surely, since that’s how things go, he’ll probably get renominated.”

“Tammany,” said I, “will fight him. We'll have a candidate on a straight ticket of our own. His honor, your father, will be beaten.”

“Tammany,” I said, “will take him on. We'll have our own candidate on a straight ticket. Your father, the mayor, will lose.”

“On my soul! I hope so,” exclaimed Morton. “Don't you know, I expect every day to find him doing something to Mulberry Traction—trying to invalidate its franchise, or indulging in some similar piece of humor. I shall breathe easier with my parent returned to private life—really!”

“Honestly! I hope so,” exclaimed Morton. “Don’t you know, I expect every day to find him doing something to Mulberry Traction—trying to invalidate its franchise or getting into some similar trouble. I’ll feel a lot better once my parent is back in private life—really!”

“Never fear; I'll have the city in the hollow of my hand within the year,” said I.

“Don’t worry; I’ll have the city under my control within the year,” I said.

“I will show you where to find a million or two in Wall Street, if you do,” he returned.

“I can show you where to find a million or two on Wall Street, if you want,” he replied.

The downfall of the reputable old gentleman was already half accomplished. One by one, I had cut the props from beneath him. While he would grant me no contracts, and yield me no offices for my people, he was quite willing to consider my advice on questions of political concern. Having advantage of this, I one day pointed out that it was un-American to permit certain Italian societies to march in celebration of their victories over the Pope long ago. Why should good Catholic Irish-Americans be insulted with such exhibitions! These Italian festivals should be kept for Italy; they do not belong in America. The reputable old gentleman, who was by instinct more than half a Know Nothing, gave warm assent to my doctrines, and the festive Italians did not celebrate.

The downfall of the respected old man was already halfway done. One by one, I had removed the support he relied on. Although he wouldn’t give me any contracts or positions for my people, he was quite open to considering my advice on political matters. Taking advantage of this, I pointed out one day that it was un-American to let certain Italian groups parade in celebration of their past victories over the Pope. Why should good Catholic Irish-Americans be disrespected by such displays? These Italian festivals should be kept in Italy; they don’t belong in America. The respected old man, who was by nature more than half a Know Nothing, agreed enthusiastically with my views, and the festive Italians didn’t celebrate.

Next I argued that the reputable old gentleman should refuse his countenance to the Irish exercises on St. Patrick's Day. The Irish were no better than the Italians. He could not make flesh of one and fish of the other. The reputable old gentleman bore testimony to the lucid beauty of my argument by rebuffing the Irish in a flame of words in which he doubted both their intelligence and their loyalty to the land of their adoption. In another florid tirade he later sent the Orangemen to the political right-about. The one powerful tribe he omitted to insult were the Germans, and that only because they did not come within his reach. Had they done so, the reputable old gentleman would have heaped contumely upon them with all the pleasure in life.

Next, I argued that the respectable old gentleman should avoid supporting the Irish celebrations on St. Patrick's Day. The Irish were no better than the Italians. He couldn't show favoritism towards one while dismissing the other. The respectable old gentleman confirmed the clarity of my argument by sharply criticizing the Irish, expressing doubts about both their intelligence and their loyalty to their new country. In another passionate rant, he later told the Orangemen to take a hike politically. The only group he didn’t insult were the Germans, and that was only because they weren’t within his reach. If they had been, the respectable old gentleman would have happily dished out scorn upon them.

It is not needed that I set forth how, while guiding the reputable old gentleman to these deeds of derring, I kept myself in the background. No one knew me as the architect of those wondrous policies. The reputable old gentleman stood alone; and in the inane fullness of his vanity took a deal of delight in the uproar he aroused.

It’s unnecessary for me to explain how, while leading the respected old man to these daring actions, I stayed out of sight. No one recognized me as the mastermind behind those amazing plans. The respected old man stood on his own; and in the empty satisfaction of his pride, he found great pleasure in the chaos he created.

There was an enemy of my own. He was one of those elegant personalities who, in the elevation of riches and a position to which they are born, find the name of Tammany a synonym for crime. That man hated me, and hated the machine. But he loved the reputable old gentleman; and, by his name and his money, he might become of utmost avail to that publicist in any effort he put forth to have his mayorship again.

There was an enemy of mine. He was one of those sophisticated people who, in their wealth and the status they were born into, see the name Tammany as a symbol of crime. That man hated me and loathed the machine. But he admired the respectable old gentleman; and with his name and money, he could be really helpful to that publicist in any effort to regain the mayorship.

One of the first offices of the city became vacant, that of chamberlain. I heard how the name of our eminent one would be presented for the place. That was my cue. I instantly asked that the eminent one be named for that vacant post of chamberlain. It was the earliest word which the reputable old gentleman had heard on the subject, for the friends of the eminent one as yet had not broached the business with him.

One of the city's earliest offices became available, the chamberlain position. I heard that the name of our distinguished candidate would be put forward for the role. That was my opportunity. I immediately suggested that the distinguished candidate be nominated for the vacant chamberlain position. This was the first time the respected old gentleman had heard about it, as the candidate's friends had not yet discussed the matter with him.

When I urged the name of the eminent one, the reputable old gentleman pursed up his lips and frowned. He paused for so long a period that I began to fear lest he accept my suggestion. To cure such chance, I broke violently in upon his cogitations with the commands of the machine.

When I asked for the name of the distinguished person, the respected older man pursed his lips and frowned. He paused for such a long time that I started to worry he might agree with my suggestion. To prevent that from happening, I abruptly interrupted his thoughts with the commands of the machine.

“Mark you,” I cried, in the tones wherewith I was wont in former and despotic days to rule my Tin Whistles, “mark you! there shall be no denial! I demand it in the name of Tammany Hall.”

“Listen up,” I shouted, in the way I used to command my Tin Whistles back in my controlling days, “listen up! There will be no arguing! I’m demanding it in the name of Tammany Hall.”

The sequel was what I sought; the reputable old gentleman elevated his crest. We straightway quarreled, and separated in hot dudgeon. When the select bevy who bore among them the name of the eminent one arrived upon the scene, the reputable old gentleman, metaphorically, shut the door in their faces. They departed in a rage, and the fires of their indignation were soon communicated to the eminent one.

The sequel was what I was looking for; the respectable old man raised his head proudly. We immediately got into an argument and parted ways in anger. When the chosen group who carried the name of the famous one showed up, the respectable old man, in a metaphorical sense, shut the door on them. They left furiously, and their anger quickly reached the famous one.

As the result of these various sowings, a nodding harvest of enemies sprung up to hate and harass the reputable old gentleman. I could tell that he would be beaten; he, with the most formidable forces of politics against him solid to a man! To make assurance sure, however, I secretly called to me the Chief of Police. In a moment, the quiet order was abroad to close the gambling resorts, enforce the excise laws against saloons, arrest every contractor violating the ordinances regulating building material in the streets, and generally, as well as specifically, to tighten up the town to a point that left folk gasping.

As a result of these various plantings, a wave of enemies emerged to target and annoy the respectable old man. I could see that he would be defeated; he had the entire weight of the political establishment stacked against him! To be extra certain, I secretly summoned the Chief of Police. Soon, orders were given to shut down the gambling spots, enforce the laws against bars, arrest any contractor breaking the rules about building materials in the streets, and overall, to clamp down on the town so hard that people were left breathless.

No one can overrate the political effect of this. New York has no home. It sits in restaurants and barrooms day and night. It is a city of noisome tenements and narrow flats so small that people file themselves away therein like papers in a pigeonhole.

No one can underestimate the political impact of this. New York has no real home. It spends all its time in restaurants and bars, day and night. It’s a city of cramped tenements and tiny apartments so small that people squeeze themselves in like files in a cabinet.

These are not homes: they grant no comfort; men do not seek them until driven by want of sleep. It is for the cramped reasons of flats and tenements that New York is abroad all night. The town lives in the streets; or, rather, in those houses of refreshment which, open night and day, have thrown away their keys.

These aren't homes; they offer no comfort. People only seek them out when they can't sleep. It's the cramped conditions of apartments and tenements that keep New York awake all night. The city thrives in the streets, or more accurately, in those places that serve food and drinks, which stay open around the clock and have long since lost their keys.

This harsh enforcement of the excise law, or as Old Mike put it, “Gettin' bechune th' people an' their beer,” roused a wasps' nest of fifty thousand votes. The reputable old gentleman was to win the stinging benefit, since he, being chief magistrate, must stand the brunt as for an act of his administration.

This tough enforcement of the excise law, or as Old Mike described it, “Getting between the people and their beer,” stirred up a hornet's nest of fifty thousand votes. The respected old gentleman was set to bear the consequences, since he, as the chief magistrate, had to take the heat for an action of his administration.

Altogether, politically speaking, my reputable old gentleman tossed and bubbled in a steaming kettle of fish when he was given his renomination. For my own side, I put up against him a noble nonentity with a historic name. He was a mere jelly-fish of principle—one whose boneless convictions couldn't stand on their own legs. If the town had looked at my candidate, it would have repudiated him with a howl. But I knew my public. New York votes with its back to the future. Its sole thought is to throw somebody out of office—in the present instance, the offensive reputable old gentleman—and this it will do with never a glance at that one who by the effect of the eviction is to be raised to the place. No, I had no apprehensions; I named my jelly-fish, and with a straight machine-made ticket, mine from truck to keel, shoved boldly forth. This time I meant to own the town.

Overall, politically speaking, my respected old gentleman was in deep trouble when he got his renomination. As for me, I put up a complete nonentity with a historic name against him. He was just a weak jellyfish of a candidate—someone whose soft beliefs couldn’t stand on their own. If the town had actually looked at my candidate, it would have rejected him with a loud outcry. But I knew my audience. New York votes without thinking about the future. All it cares about is getting someone out of office—in this case, the bothersome reputable old gentleman—and it will do so without a thought for who will be put in his place. No, I had no worries; I put forward my jellyfish, and with a perfectly crafted ticket, mine from start to finish, I boldly pushed ahead. This time, I intended to take control of the town.










CHAPTER XVIII—HOW THE BOSS TOOK THE TOWN

THE reputable old gentleman was scandalized by what he called my defection, and told me so. That I should put up a ticket against him was grossest treason.

THE respected older man was appalled by what he referred to as my betrayal, and he made sure to tell me. That I would put up a sign against him was the most outrageous act of disloyalty.

“And why should I not?” said I. “You follow the flag of your interest; I but profit by your example.”

“And why shouldn’t I?” I replied. “You chase after what benefits you; I’m just learning from what you do.”

“Sir!” cried the reputable old gentleman haughtily, “I have no interest save the interest of The public.”

“Sir!” shouted the respectable old man arrogantly, “I care about nothing but the interests of the public.”

“So you say,” I retorted, “and doubtless so you think.” I had a desire to quarrel finally and for all time with the reputable old gentleman, whose name I no longer needed, and whose fame as an excise purist would now be getting in my way. “You deceive yourself,” I went on. “Your prime motive is to tickle your own vanity with a pretense of elevation. From the pedestal of your millions, and the safe shelter of a clean white shirt, you patronize mankind and play the prig. That is what folk say of you. As to what obligation in your favor rests personally upon myself, I have only to recall your treatment of my candidate for that place of chamberlain.”

“So you say,” I shot back, “and I’m sure you believe that.” I felt a strong urge to settle things once and for all with the respectable old man, whose name I no longer needed, and whose reputation as an excise purist was now getting in my way. “You’re fooling yourself,” I continued. “Your main goal is to stroke your own ego with a facade of superiority. From the pedestal of your wealth, and the comfort of your tidy white shirt, you look down on the rest of us and act all high and mighty. That’s what people say about you. As for any obligation I owe you personally, all I have to do is remember how you treated my candidate for that chamberlain position.”

“Do you say men call me a prig?” demanded the reputable old gentleman with an indignant start. He ignored his refusal of the eminent one as chamberlain.

“Do you say that men call me a prig?” demanded the respected old gentleman, starting with indignation. He overlooked his rejection of the prominent one as chamberlain.

“Sir, I deny the term 'prig.' If such were my celebration, I should not have waited to hear it from you.”

“Sir, I reject the term 'prig.' If that were how I was celebrating, I wouldn’t have waited to hear it from you.”

“What should you hear or know of yourself?” said I. “The man looking from his window does not see his own house. He who marches with it, never sees the regiment of which he is a unit. No more can you, as mayor, see yourself, or estimate the common view concerning you. It is your vanity to seem independent and above control, and you have transacted that vanity at the expense of your friends. I've stood by while others went that road, and politically at least it ever led down hill.”

“What should you hear or know about yourself?” I asked. “The guy looking out of his window doesn’t see his own house. The person marching alongside it never sees the regiment they belong to. Just like you, as mayor, can’t truly see yourself or understand how others view you. It’s your vanity that makes you want to seem independent and above influence, and you've pursued that vanity at the cost of your friends. I’ve watched others take that path, and politically, at least, it always leads downhill.”

That was my last conference with the reputable old gentleman. I went back to Fourteenth Street, and called on my people of Tammany to do their utmost. Nor should I complain of their response, for they went behind their batteries with the cool valor of buccaneers.

That was my last meeting with the distinguished older man. I returned to Fourteenth Street and asked my Tammany colleagues to do everything they could. I can't complain about their response; they went into action with the calm bravery of pirates.

There was but one question which gave me doubt, and that was the question of the Australian ballot, then a novelty in our midst. Theretofore, a henchman of the machine went with that freeman to the ballot-box, and saw to it how he put no cheat upon his purchasers. Now our commissioners could approach a polls no nearer than two hundred feet; the freeman went in alone, took his folded ticket from the judges, retired to privacy and a pencil, and marked his ballot where none might behold the work. Who then could know that your mercenary, when thus removed from beneath one's eye and hand, would fight for one's side? I may tell you the situation was putting a wrinkle in my brow when Morton came lounging in.

There was only one question that made me uncertain, and that was about the Australian ballot, which was new to us at the time. Before this, a goon from the political machine would accompany each voter to the ballot box to ensure they didn’t cheat their backers. Now, our election officials had to stay at least two hundred feet away from the polls; voters entered alone, received their folded tickets from the judges, and went to a private area to mark their ballots where no one could see them. So who could say whether your hired hand, once out of sight, would actually support your side? I can tell you this situation was putting a frown on my face when Morton strolled in.

“You know I've nothing to do with the old gentleman's campaign,” said he, following a mouthful or two of commonplace, and puffing the while his usual cigarette. “Gad! I told him that I had withdrawn from politics; I did, really! I said it was robbing me of all fineness; and that I must defend my native purity of sensibility, don't y' know, and preserve it from such sordid contact.

“You know I have nothing to do with the old man's campaign,” he said, after a few bites of small talk, while puffing on his usual cigarette. “Honestly! I told him that I had stepped back from politics; I really did! I said it was draining all the good parts out of me, and that I needed to protect my natural sensitivity, you know, and keep it safe from such dirty dealings.

“'Father,' said I, 'you surely would not, for the small cheap glory of a second term, compel me into experiences that must leave me case-hardened in all that is spiritual?'

“Dad,” I said, “you wouldn’t really want to, just for the small, cheap glory of a second term, force me into experiences that would make me tough and unfeeling about everything spiritual, would you?”

“No, he made no reply; simply turned his back upon me in merited contempt. Really, I think he was aware of me for a hypocrite. It was beastly hard to go back on the old boy, don't y' know! But for what I have in mind it was the thing to do.”

“No, he didn’t say anything; he just turned his back on me in deserved contempt. Honestly, I think he saw me as a hypocrite. It was really tough to betray the old guy, you know! But for what I have in mind, it was the right thing to do.”

Now, when I had him to counsel with, I gave Morton my troubles over the Australian law. The situation, generally speaking, showed good; the more because there were three tickets in the field. Still, nothing was sure. We must work; and we must omit no usual means of adding to our strength. And the Australian law was in our way.

Now that I had him to talk to, I shared my concerns with Morton about the Australian law. Overall, the situation looked promising, especially since there were three tickets in the running. Still, nothing was guaranteed. We needed to put in the effort and not overlook any standard ways to boost our position. The Australian law was a hurdle for us.

“Really, you're quite right,” observed Morton, polishing his eyeglass meditatively. “To be sure, these beasts of burden, the labor element, have politically gone to pieces since our last campaign. But they are still wandering about by twos and threes, like so many lost sheep, and unless properly shepherded—and what a shepherd's crook is money!—they may fall into the mouths of opposition wolves, don't y' know. What exasperating dullards these working people are! I know of but one greater fool than the working man, and that is the fool he works for! And so you say this Australian law breeds uncertainty for our side?”

“Honestly, you’re completely right,” Morton said, polishing his eyeglasses thoughtfully. “Sure, these hard workers, the labor force, have completely fallen apart since our last campaign. But they're still out there in groups of two or three, like lost sheep, and unless they’re guided properly—and money sure is a powerful guide—they might end up in the jaws of the opposition, you know. What frustratingly dull people these workers are! I can only think of one bigger fool than the working man, and that’s the fool he works for! So, you’re saying this Australian law creates uncertainty for our side?”

“There is no way to tell how a man votes.”

“There’s no way to know how a man votes.”

Morton behind that potent eyeglass narrowed his gaze to the end of his nose, and gave a full minute to thought. Then his eyes, released from contemplation of his nose, began to brighten. I placed much reliance upon the fertility of our exquisite, for all his trumpery affectations of eyeglass and effeminate mannerisms, and I waited with impatience for him to speak.

Morton, peering through that powerful eyeglass, focused intently on the tip of his nose and took a full minute to think. Then, as his eyes shifted away from his nose, they started to light up. I put a lot of trust in our brilliant friend, despite all his flashy pretensions with the eyeglass and his delicate mannerisms, and I waited eagerly for him to say something.

“Really, now,” said he, at last, “how many under the old plan would handle your money about each polling place?”

“Seriously,” he finally said, “how many people under the old plan would be in charge of your money at each polling place?”

“About four,” I replied. “Then at each polling booth there would be a dozen pullers-in, to bring up the voters, and go with them to see that they put in the right ballots. This last, you will notice, is by the Australian system made impossible.”

“About four,” I replied. “So at each polling booth, there would be a dozen people to bring in the voters and accompany them to ensure they cast the right ballots. You’ll notice that this, according to the Australian system, is impossible.”

“It is the duty of artillery people,” drawled Morton, “whenever the armor people invent a plate that cannot be perforated by guns in being, don't y' know, to at once invent a gun that shall pierce it. The same holds good in politics. Gad! we must invent a gun that shall knock a hole through this Australian armor; we must, really! A beastly system, I should call it, which those beggarly Australians have constructed! It's no wonder: they are all convicts down there, and it would need a felon to devise such an interference. However, this is what I suggest. You must get into your hands, we'll put it, five thousand of the printed ballots in advance of election day. This may be secretly done, don't y' know, by paying the printers where the tickets are being struck off. A printer is such an avaricious dog; he is, really! The tickets would be equally distributed among those men with the money whom you send about the polling places. A ballot in each instance should be marked with the cross for Tammany Hall before it is given to the recruit. He will then carry it into the booth in his pocket. Having received the regular ticket from the hands of the judges, he can go through the form of retiring, don't y' know; then reappear and give in the ticket which was marked by your man of the machine.”

“It’s the job of artillery people,” Morton said lazily, “whenever the armor folks create a plate that can’t be pierced by existing guns, you know, to quickly come up with a gun that will. The same goes for politics. Good grief! We need to invent a gun that can punch through this Australian armor; we really must! I’d call it a horrible system that those desperate Australians have set up! It’s no surprise: they’re all convicts down there, and it’d take a criminal to come up with such an interference. Anyway, here’s my suggestion. You need to get your hands on, let’s say, five thousand printed ballots before election day. This can be done discreetly, you see, by paying the printers where the tickets are being made. A printer is such a greedy guy; he really is! The tickets would be evenly distributed among the men with the cash you send around to the polling places. Each ballot should already be marked with a cross for Tammany Hall before it’s given to the recruit. He’ll then carry it into the booth in his pocket. After he gets the official ticket from the judges, he can go through the motions of stepping out, you know; then come back and hand in the ticket that your machine guy marked.”

“And yet,” said I breaking in, “I do not see how you've helped the situation. The recruit might still vote the ticket handed him by the judges, for all our wisdom. Moreover, it would be no easy matter to get hold of fifty thousand tickets, all of which we would require to make sure. Five thousand we might manage, but that would not be enough.”

“And yet,” I interrupted, “I don’t see how you’ve improved the situation. The recruit could still vote for the ticket given to him by the judges, despite our knowledge. Plus, it wouldn’t be easy to get hold of fifty thousand tickets, which is what we would need to be sure. We might be able to manage five thousand, but that wouldn’t be enough.”

“You should let me finish; you should, really!” returned Morton. “One would not pay the recruit until he returned to that gentleman of finance with whom he was dealing, don't y' know, and put into his hands the unmarked ballot with which the judges had endowed him. That would prove his integrity; and it would also equip your agent with a new fresh ballot against the next recruit. Thus you would never run out of ballots. Gad! I flatter myself, I've hit upon an excellent idea, don't y' know!” and with that, Morton began delicately to caress his mustache, again taking on his masquerade of the ineffably inane.

“You should let me finish; you really should!” Morton replied. “One wouldn’t pay the recruit until he went back to that finance guy he was dealing with, you know, and handed over the unmarked ballot that the judges had given him. That would prove his integrity; plus, it would give your agent a fresh ballot for the next recruit. That way, you’d never run out of ballots. Gosh! I think I’ve come up with a brilliant idea, you know!” With that, Morton began to delicately stroke his mustache, once again adopting his act of being ridiculously silly.

Morton's plan was good; I saw its merits in a flash. He had proposed a sure system by which the machine might operate in spite of that antipodean law. We used it too, and it was half the reason of our victory. Upon its proposal, I extended my compliments to Morton.

Morton's plan was solid; I recognized its value immediately. He had suggested a reliable system that would allow the machine to function despite that opposing law. We implemented it as well, and it was a big part of our success. After he proposed it, I offered my congratulations to Morton.

“Really, it's nothing,” said he, as though the business bored him. “Took the hint from football, don't y' know. It is a rule of that murderous amusement, when you can't buck the center, to go around the ends. But I must have a ride in the park to rest me; I must, really! I seldom permit myself to think—it's beastly bad form to think—and, therefore, when I do give my intelligence a canter, it fatigues me beyond expression. Well, good-by! I shall see you when I am recuperated. Meanwhile, you must not let that awful parent of mine succeed; it would be our ruin, don't y' know!” and Morton glared idiotically behind the eyeglass at the thought of the reputable old gentleman flourishing through a second term. “Yes, indeed,” he concluded, “the old boy would become a perfect juggernaut!”

“Honestly, it's nothing,” he said, as if the topic bored him. “I got the idea from football, you know. It's a rule of that brutal sport: when you can’t push through the center, you go around the ends. But I really need a ride in the park to rest; I really do! I rarely allow myself to think—it’s totally bad form to think—and so when I do let my mind wander, it exhausts me to no end. Well, goodbye! I’ll catch up with you when I’m feeling better. In the meantime, you must not let that terrible parent of mine succeed; it would ruin us, you know!” And Morton glared stupidly behind his eyeglass at the thought of the respectable old gentleman being elected for a second term. “Yes, indeed,” he finished, “the old guy would become a total juggernaut!”

Morton's plan worked to admiration. The mercenary was given a ballot, ready marked; and later he returned with the one which the judges gave him, took his fee, and went his way.

Morton's plan was impressively successful. The mercenary received a pre-marked ballot, and later he came back with the one the judges gave him, collected his payment, and left.

In these days, when the ballot furnished, by the judges is stamped on the back, each with its separate number in red ink, which number is set opposite a voter's name at the time he receives the ballot, and all to be verified when he brings it again to the judges for deposit in the box, the scheme would be valueless. There lies no open chance for the substitution of a ready-made ballot, because of the deterrent number in red ink.

In today's world, when the ballot provided by the judges has a stamp on the back with a unique number in red ink, which is noted next to a voter's name when they receive the ballot, and everything is checked when they return it to the judges for deposit in the box, the plan would be pointless. There's no opportunity for swapping out a pre-made ballot because of the discouraging number in red ink.

Under these changed conditions, however, as Morton declared they must, the gunners of party have invented both the projectile and the rifle to pierce this new and stronger plate. The party emblems, the Eagle, the Star, the Ship, and other totems of partisanship, are printed across the head of the ticket in black accommodating ink. The recruit now makes his designating cross with a pencil that is as soft as fresh paint. Then he spreads over the head of the ticket, as he might a piece of blotting paper, a tissue sheet peculiarly prepared. A gentle rub of the fingers across the tissue, stains it plainly with the Eagle, the Star, the Ship, and the entire procession of totems; also, it takes with the rest an impression of that penciled cross. This tissue, our recruit brings to that particular paymaster of the forces with whom he is in barter, and a glance answers the query was the vote made right or wrong. If “right” the recruit has his reward; if “wrong,” he is spurned from the presence as one too densely ignorant to be of use.

Under these changed conditions, as Morton said they had to, the members of the party have created both the projectile and the rifle to pierce this new and stronger barrier. The party symbols, the Eagle, the Star, the Ship, and other signs of partisanship, are printed across the top of the ticket in black, easy-to-read ink. The recruit now makes his marking cross with a pencil that is as soft as fresh paint. Then he spreads a specially prepared tissue sheet over the top of the ticket, as if it were a piece of blotting paper. A gentle rub of his fingers across the tissue clearly shows the Eagle, the Star, the Ship, and all the other symbols; it also picks up the impression of that penciled cross. This tissue is brought by our recruit to the specific paymaster of the forces he is dealing with, and a glance answers the question of whether the vote was cast correctly or incorrectly. If it was “right,” the recruit gets his reward; if it was “wrong,” he is dismissed as someone too ignorant to be of any value.

The reputable old gentleman, when the vote came on, was overpowered; he retired to private life, inveighing against republics for that they were ungrateful. My jelly-fish of historic blood took his place as mayor, and Tammany dominated every corner of the town. My word was absolute from the bench of the jurist to the beat of the policeman; the second greatest city in the world, with every dollar of its treasure, was in my hands to do with it as I would. I drew a swelling sense of comfort from the situation which my breast had never known.

The respected old man, when it was time to vote, was overwhelmed; he retreated to a private life, complaining about republics for being ungrateful. My spineless historical figure took over as mayor, and Tammany controlled every part of the town. My authority was absolute, from the judge's bench to the police officer's beat; the second largest city in the world, with all its resources, was in my control to do as I pleased. I felt a growing sense of comfort from this situation that my heart had never experienced before.

And yet, I was not made mad by this sudden grant of power. I knew by the counsel of Big Kennedy, and the dungeon fate of that Boss who was destroyed, that I must light a lamp of caution for my journeyings. Neither the rôle of bully, nor the bluff method of the highwayman, would serve; in such rough event, the people, overhanging all, would be upon one like an avalanche. One must proceed by indirection and while the common back was turned; one, being careful, might bleed the public while it slept.

And yet, I wasn't driven crazy by this sudden power. I understood from Big Kennedy’s advice and the fate of that destroyed Boss that I needed to proceed with caution on my journey. Neither acting like a bully nor using the aggressive tactics of a robber would work; in those tough situations, the people, looming above, would come crashing down on you like an avalanche. One had to be indirect, and while everyone else was distracted, if done carefully, one could take advantage of the public while they were unaware.

When the town in its threads was thus wholly in my hands, with every office, great or small, held by a man of the machine, Morton came to call upon me.

When the town was completely under my control, with every position, big or small, filled by someone from the machine, Morton came to visit me.

“And so you're the Czar!” said he.

“And so you’re the Czar!” he said.

“You have the enemy's word for it,” I replied. “'Czar' is what they call me in their papers when they do not call me 'rogue.'”

“You have the enemy's word for it,” I replied. “They call me 'Czar' in their articles when they aren't calling me 'rogue.'”

“Mere compliments, all,” returned Morton airily. “Really, I should feel proud to be thus distinguished. And yet I'm surprised! I was just telling an editor of one of our rampant dailies: 'Can't you see,' said I, 'that he who speaks ill of his master speaks ill of himself? To call a man a scoundrel or an ignoramus, is to call him weak, since neither is a mark of strength. And when you term him scoundrel and ignoramus who has beaten you, you but name yourself both viler, weaker still. Really,' I concluded, 'if only to preserve one's own standing, one should ever speak well of one's conqueror, don't y' know!' But it was of no use; that ink-fellow merely scowled and went his way. However, to discuss a theory of epithet was not my present purpose. Do you recall how, on the edge of the campaign, I said that if you would but win the town I'd lead you into millions?”

“Mere compliments, all,” Morton replied casually. “Honestly, I should feel proud to be considered like this. And yet I’m surprised! I was just telling an editor from one of our sensational newspapers: 'Can’t you see,' I said, 'that when someone speaks badly of their boss, they’re really speaking badly of themselves? To call a man a scoundrel or an idiot just shows he’s weak, since neither trait is a sign of strength. And when you call someone a scoundrel and an idiot who’s beaten you, you’re just labeling yourself as even more vile and weaker. Honestly,' I finished, 'if only to maintain your own reputation, you should always speak well of your conqueror, don’t you think?' But it was no use; that ink-wielder just frowned and walked away. Anyway, discussing a theory of insults wasn’t my point right now. Do you remember how, at the start of the campaign, I said if you could just win the town, I’d lead you to millions?”

“Yes,” said I, “you said something of the sort.”

“Yes,” I said, “you mentioned something like that.”

“You must trust me in this: I understand the market better than you do, don't y' know. Perhaps you have noticed that Blackberry Traction is very low—down to ninety, I think?”

“You have to trust me on this: I get the market better than you do, you know. Maybe you've noticed that Blackberry Traction is way down—around ninety, I think?”

“No,” I replied, “the thing is news to me. I know nothing of stocks.”

“No,” I replied, “I just heard about it. I don’t know anything about stocks.”

“It's as well. This, then, is my road to wealth for both of us. As a first move, don't y' know, and as rapidly as I can without sending it up, I shall load myself for our joint account with we'll say—since I'm sure I can get that much—forty thousand shares of Blackberry. It will take me ten days. When I'm ready, the president of Blackberry will call upon you; he will, really! He will have an elaborate plan for extending Blackberry to the northern limits of the town; and he will ask, besides, for a half-dozen cross-town franchises to act as feeders to the main line, and to connect it with the ferries. Be slow and thoughtful with our Blackberry president, but encourage him. Gad! keep him coming to you for a month, and on each occasion seem nearer to his view. In the end, tell him he can have those franchises—cross-town and extensions—and, for your side, go about the preliminary orders to city officers. It will send Blackberry aloft like an elevator, don't y' know! Those forty thousand shares will go to one hundred and thirty-five—really!”

“It’s all good. So, here’s my plan for us to make some money. First off, as quickly as I can without raising any suspicion, I’m going to buy forty thousand shares of Blackberry for us. I’m confident I can secure that much. It’ll take me about ten days. Once I’m set, the president of Blackberry will come to see you; I promise he will! He’ll present a detailed plan to expand Blackberry to the northern part of town and will also request a few cross-town franchises to connect to the main line and the ferries. Be cautious and thoughtful when dealing with our Blackberry president, but be encouraging too. Keep him coming back to you for a month, and with each visit, show that you’re more aligned with his ideas. Eventually, let him know he can have those franchises—both the cross-town ones and the extensions—and for your part, start working on the preliminary approvals from city officials. It will launch Blackberry like an elevator, you know! Those forty thousand shares will skyrocket to one hundred and thirty-five—seriously!”

Two weeks later Morton gave me the quiet word that he held for us a trifle over forty thousand shares of Blackberry which he had taken at an average of ninety-one. Also, he had so intrigued that the Blackberry's president would seek a meeting with me to consider those extensions, and discover my temper concerning them.

Two weeks later, Morton quietly informed me that he had just over forty thousand shares of Blackberry, which he acquired at an average price of ninety-one. Additionally, he mentioned that Blackberry's president was interested in meeting with me to discuss those extensions and assess my feelings about them.

The president of Blackberry and I came finally together in a parlor of the Hoffman House, as being neutral ground. I found him soft-voiced, plausible, with a Hebrew cast and clutch. He unfurled his blue-prints, which showed the proposed extensions, and what grants of franchises would be required.

The president of Blackberry and I finally met in a parlor at the Hoffman House, since it was neutral ground. I found him to have a soft voice, persuasive, with a Hebrew appearance and demeanor. He spread out his blueprints, which displayed the proposed expansions and the franchises that would need to be granted.

At the beginning, I was cold, doubtful; I distrusted a public approval of the grants, and feared the public's resentment.

At first, I felt cold and unsure; I didn't trust the public's approval of the grants, and I was worried about the public's backlash.

“Tammany must retain the people's confidence,” said I. “It can only do so by protecting jealously the people's interests.”

“Tammany needs to keep the people's trust,” I said. “It can only do that by carefully safeguarding the people's interests.”

The president of Blackberry shrugged his shoulders. He looked at me hard, and as one who waited for my personal demands. He would not speak, but paused for me to begin. I could feel it in the air how a halfmillion might be mine for the work of asking. I never said the word, however; I had no mind to put my hand into that dog's mouth.

The president of Blackberry shrugged. He stared at me intently, as if waiting for my requests. He didn’t say anything, but he paused for me to start. I could sense that half a million might be mine just for the asking. Still, I never said a word; I didn’t want to risk putting my hand in that dog's mouth.

Thus we stood; he urging, I considering the advisability of those asked-for franchises. This was our attitude throughout a score of conferences, and little by little I went leaning the Blackberry way.

Thus we stood; he pushing, I weighing the wisdom of those requested franchises. This was our stance throughout a series of meetings, and little by little, I started leaning towards the Blackberry option.

To be sure, the secret of our meetings was whispered in right quarters, and every day found fresh buyers for Blackberry. Meanwhile, the shares climbed high and ever higher, until one bland April morning they stood at one hundred and thirty-seven.

To be sure, the secret of our meetings was whispered in the right circles, and every day there were new buyers for Blackberry. Meanwhile, the shares kept climbing higher and higher, until one average April morning, they reached one hundred and thirty-seven.

Throughout my series of meetings with the president of Blackberry, I had seen no trace of Morton. For that I cared nothing, but played my part slowly so as to give him time, having confidence in his loyalty, and knowing that my interest was his interest, and I in no sort to be worsted. On that day when Blackberry showed at one hundred and thirty-seven, Morton appeared. He laid down a check for an even million of dollars.

Throughout my meetings with the president of Blackberry, I hadn't seen any sign of Morton. I didn’t mind; I just played my part slowly to give him time, trusting his loyalty and knowing that my interests aligned with his, and I wasn’t about to be outdone. On the day Blackberry hit one hundred and thirty-seven, Morton showed up. He handed over a check for a cool million dollars.

“I've been getting out of Blackberry for a week,” said he, with his air of delicate lassitude. “I found that it was tiring me, don't y' know; I did really! Besides, we've done enough: No gentlemen ever makes more than one million on a single turn; it's not good form.” That check, drawn to my order, was the biggest of its kind I'd ever handled. I took it up, and I could feel a pringling to my finger-ends with the contact of so much wealth all mine. I envied my languid friend his genius for coolness and aplomb. He selected a cigarette, and lighted it as though a million here and there, on a twist of the market, was a commonest of affairs. When I could command my voice, I said:

“I've been getting out of Blackberry for a week,” he said, with a casual air. “I realized it was wearing me out, you know; it really was! Besides, we’ve made enough: No gentleman ever makes more than a million in one go; it's just not classy.” That check, made out to me, was the largest I’d ever dealt with. I picked it up, and I could feel a tingle in my fingertips from touching so much wealth all at once. I envied my relaxed friend for his ability to stay cool and composed. He picked a cigarette and lit it like making a million here and there, on a market twist, was the most ordinary thing in the world. When I could finally speak, I said:

“And now I suppose we may give Blackberry its franchises?”

"And now I guess we can give Blackberry its franchises?"

“No, not yet,” returned Morton. “Really, we're not half through. I've not only gotten rid of our holdings, but I've sold thirty-five thousand shares the other way. It was a deuced hard thing to do without sending the stock off—the market is always so beastly ready to tumble, don't y' know. But I managed it; we're now short about thirty-five thousand shares at one hundred and thirty-seven.”

“No, not yet,” Morton replied. “Honestly, we’re not even halfway done. I’ve not only offloaded our investments, but I’ve also sold thirty-five thousand shares in the opposite direction. It was really tough to do without sending the stock down—the market is always so quick to drop, you know. But I pulled it off; we’re now short about thirty-five thousand shares at one hundred and thirty-seven.”

“What then?” said I.

“What now?” I asked.

“On the whole,” continued Morton, with just a gleam of triumph behind his eyeglass, “on the whole, I think I should refuse Blackberry, don't y' know. The public interest would be thrown away; and gad! the people are prodigiously moved over it already, they are, really! It would be neither right nor safe. I'd come out in an interview declaring that a grant of what Blackberry asks for would be to pillage the town. Here, I've the interview prepared. What do you say? Shall we send it to the Daily Tory?”

“Overall,” Morton continued, with a hint of triumph behind his eyeglass, “I think I should decline Blackberry, you know. The public interest would be wasted; and honestly, people are incredibly upset about it already, they really are! It wouldn’t be right or safe. I’d come out in an interview stating that granting what Blackberry is asking for would be robbing the town. Here, I have the interview ready. What do you think? Should we send it to the Daily Tory?”

The interview appeared; Blackberry fell with a crash. It slumped fifty points, and Morton and I were each the better by fairly another million. Blackberry grazed the reef of a receivership so closely that it rubbed the paint from its side.

The interview came out; Blackberry took a nosedive. It dropped by fifty points, and Morton and I each ended up a million dollars richer. Blackberry was on the brink of bankruptcy, grazing it so closely that it nearly scraped the paint off its side.










CHAPTER XIX—THE SON OF THE WIDOW VAN FLANGE

WHEN now I was rich with double millions, I became harrowed of new thoughts and sown with new ambitions. It was Blossom to lie at the roots of it—Blossom, looking from her window of young womanhood upon a world she did not understand, and from which she drew away. The world was like a dark room to Blossom, with an imagined fiend to harbor in every corner of it. She must go forth among people of manners and station. The contact would mend her shyness; with time and usage she might find herself a pleasant place in life. Now she lived a morbid creature of sorrow which had no name—a twilight soul of loneliness—and the thought of curing this went with me day and night.

WHEN I became rich with double millions, I was filled with new thoughts and driven by new ambitions. It was Blossom who lay at the heart of it all—Blossom, looking out from her window of youth at a world she didn’t understand and from which she withdrew. The world felt like a dark room to Blossom, with a scary monster lurking in every corner. She needed to venture among people of different social status and manners. Being around them would help her overcome her shyness; over time, she might find a good place for herself in life. Right now, she lived as a morbid being filled with nameless sorrow—a twilight soul of loneliness—and the thought of helping her weighed on me day and night.

Nor was I unjustified of authority.

Nor was I without reason to have authority.

“Send your daughter into society,” said that physician to whom I put the question. “It will be the true medicine for her case. It is her nerves that lack in strength; society, with its dinners and balls and fêtes and the cheerful hubbub of drawing rooms, should find them exercise, and restore them to a complexion of health.”

“Send your daughter out into society,” said the physician I asked. “That will be the real remedy for her situation. Her nerves are weak; the social events—dinners, balls, parties, and the lively chatter in drawing rooms—should give them some workout and help bring her back to good health.”

Anne did not believe with that savant of nerves. She distrusted my society plans for Blossom.

Anne didn't agree with that nervous expert. She was skeptical about my plans for Blossom.

“You think they will taunt her with the fact of me,” I said, “like that one who showed her the ape cartoon as a portrait of her father. But Blossom is grown a woman now. Those whom I want her to meet would be made silent by politeness, even if nothing else might serve to stay their tongues from such allusions. And I think she would be loved among them, for she is good and beautiful, and you of all should know how she owns to fineness and elevation.”

“You think they will mock her with me,” I said, “like that one who showed her the ape cartoon as a picture of her father. But Blossom is a woman now. The people I want her to meet would be quiet out of respect, even if nothing else could keep them from making such comments. And I believe she would be well-liked among them, because she is kind and beautiful, and you of all people should recognize how she embodies grace and sophistication.”

“But it is not her nature,” pleaded Anne. “Blossom would be as much hurt among those men and women of the drawing rooms as though she walked, barefooted, over flints.”

“But that’s not who she is,” Anne insisted. “Blossom would feel just as much pain among those men and women in the drawing rooms as if she were walking barefoot over sharp stones.”

For all that Anne might say, I persisted in my resolve. Blossom must be saved against herself by an everyday encounter with ones of her own age. I had more faith than Anne. There must be kindness and sympathy in the world, and a countenance for so much goodness as Blossom's. Thus she should find it, and the discovery would let in the sun upon an existence now overcast with clouds.

For all that Anne might say, I stuck to my decision. Blossom needed to be saved from herself through a regular interaction with others her age. I had more faith than Anne. There must be kindness and understanding in the world, and recognition for someone as good as Blossom. That’s what she should find, and this discovery would bring light into a life that is currently shadowed by gloom.

These were my reasonings. It would win her from her broodings and those terrors without cause, which to my mind were a kind of insanity that might deepen unless checked.

These were my thoughts. It would pull her away from her gloomy thoughts and those baseless fears, which I believed were a form of madness that could get worse if not addressed.

Full of my great design, I moved into a new home—a little palace in its way, and one to cost me a penny. I cared nothing for the cost; the house was in the center of that region of the socially select. From this fine castle of gilt, Blossom should conquer those alliances which were to mean so much for her good happiness.

Full of my grand plan, I moved into a new home—a little palace in its own right, and one that wouldn’t break the bank. I didn’t care about the cost; the house was in the heart of an upscale neighborhood. From this beautiful residence, Blossom would forge the connections that would be so important for her happiness.

Being thus fortunately founded, I took Morton into my confidence. He was a patrician by birth and present station; and I knew I might have both his hand and his wisdom for what was in my heart. When I laid open my thought to Morton, he stood at gaze like one planet-struck, while that inevitable eyeglass dropped from his amazed nose.

Being so fortunate, I confided in Morton. He was of noble birth and held a high position, and I knew I could count on both his support and his insight for what I wanted to do. When I shared my idea with Morton, he stood there stunned, like someone hit by a meteor, while his eyeglass fell from his astonished nose.

“You must pardon my staring,” said he, at last. “It was a beastly rude thing to do. But, really, don't y' know, I was surprised that one of force and depth, and who was happily outside society, should find himself so badly guided as to seek to enter it.”

“You have to excuse my staring,” he finally said. “It was really rude of me. But honestly, you know, I was surprised that someone with such strength and depth, who was happily outside of society, would find himself so poorly directed as to try to be a part of it.”

“You, yourself, are in its midst.”

“You are right in the middle of it.”

“That should be charged,” he returned, “to accident rather than design. I am in the midst of society, precisely as some unfortunate tree might be found in the middle of its native swamp, and only because being born there I want of that original energy required for my transplantation. I will say this,” continued Morton, getting up to walk the floor; “your introduction into what we'll style the Four Hundred, don't y' know, might easily be brought about. You have now a deal of wealth; and that of itself should be enough, as the annals of our Four Hundred offer ample guaranty. But more than that, stands the argument of your power, and how you, in your peculiar fashion, are unique. Gad, for the latter cause alone, swelldom would welcome you with spread arms; it would, really! But believe me, if it were happiness you came seeking you would miss it mightily. There is more laughter in Third Avenue than in Fifth.”

"That's more due to chance than intention," he said. "I'm stuck in society, much like an unfortunate tree stuck in its native swamp, and it’s only because I was born here that I lack the necessary energy to uproot myself. Let me say this," Morton continued, standing up to pace the room, "your entry into what we’ll call the Four Hundred could happen quite easily. You've got a lot of money now, and that alone should be enough, as history shows with our Four Hundred. But even more than that, there's the matter of your influence and how you, in your unique way, stand out. Honestly, just for that reason alone, the elite would welcome you with open arms; they really would! But trust me, if happiness is what you're after, you might end up very disappointed. There's more laughter on Third Avenue than on Fifth."

“But it is of my Blossom I am thinking,” I cried. “For myself I am not so ambitious.”

“But it’s my Blossom I’m thinking about,” I said. “I’m not that ambitious for myself.”

“And what should your daughter,” said Morton, “find worth her young while in society? She is, I hear from you, a girl of sensibility. That true, she would find nothing but disappointment in this region you think so select. Do you know our smart set? Sir, it is composed of savages in silk.” Morton, I found, had much the manner of his father, when stirred. “It is,” he went on, “that circle where discussion concerns itself with nothing more onerous than golf or paper-chases or singlestickers or polo or balls or scandals; where there is no literature save the literature of the bankbook; where snobs invent a pedigree and play at caste; where folk give lawn parties to dogs and dinners to which monkeys come as guests of honor; where quarrels occur over questions of precedence between a mosquito and a flea; where pleasure is a trade, and idleness an occupation; in short, it is that place where the race, bruised of riches, has turned cancerous and begun to rot.”

“And what should your daughter,” said Morton, “find worth her time in society? She is, from what you’ve told me, a girl of sensitivity. If that's true, she would only encounter disappointment in this so-called elite region you hold in such high regard. Are you familiar with our social circle? It’s made up of savages in silk.” Morton, I noticed, had a lot of his father's intensity when he was fired up. “It’s,” he continued, “that group where the conversation revolves around nothing more serious than golf, paper-chases, singles matches, polo, parties, or scandals; where literature consists solely of bank statements; where snobs fabricate family histories and pretend to have social classes; where people throw lawn parties for dogs and hold dinners with monkeys as the guests of honor; where fights break out over whether a mosquito outranks a flea; where pleasure is treated like a business and idleness is a job; in short, it’s the place where the wealthy, bruised by their riches, have become toxic and started to decay.”

“You draw a vivid picture,” said I, not without a tincture of derision. “For all that, I stick by my determination, and ask your help. I tell you it is my daughter's life or death.”

“You paint a vivid picture,” I said, not without a hint of sarcasm. “Still, I stand by my decision and ask for your help. I’m telling you, it’s my daughter’s life or death.”

Morton, at this, relapsed into his customary attitude of moral, mental Lah-de-dah, and his lisp and his drawl and his eyeglass found their usual places. He shrugged his shoulders in his manner of the superfine.

Morton, at this, fell back into his usual pose of moral, mental indifference, and his lisp, drawl, and eyeglass settled into their typical positions. He shrugged his shoulders in his pretentious manner.

“Why then,” said he, “and seeing that you will have no other way for it, you may command my services. Really, I shall be proud to introduce you, don't y' know, as one who, missing being a monkey by birth, is now determined to become one by naturalization. Now I should say that a way to begin would be to discover a dinner and have you there as a guest. I know a society queen who will jump at the chance; she will have you at her chariot wheel like another Caractacus in another Rome, and parade you as a latest captive to her social bow and spear. I'll tell her; it will offer an excellent occasion for you to declare your intentions and take out your first papers in that Apeland whereof you seem so strenuous to become a citizen.”

“Why then,” he said, “since you have no other option, you can count on my help. Honestly, I’d be proud to introduce you as someone who, instead of being born a monkey, is now determined to become one through naturalization. I think a good way to start would be to find a dinner and invite you as a guest. I know a society queen who will jump at the chance; she’ll have you at her feet like another Caractacus in another Rome, showing you off as her latest social conquest. I’ll let her know; it’ll be a perfect opportunity for you to announce your intentions and officially apply for citizenship in that Apeland you seem so eager to join.”

While the work put upon me by my place as Boss had never an end, but filled both my day and my night to overflowing, it brought with it compensation. If I were ground and worn away on the wheel of my position like a knife on a grindstone, still I was kept to keenest edge, and I felt that joy I've sometimes thought a good blade must taste in the sheer fact of its trenchant quality. Besides, there would now and then arrive a moment which taught me how roundly I had conquered, and touched me with that sense of power which offers the highest pleasure whereof the soul of man is capable. Here would be an example of what I mean, although I cannot believe the thing could happen in any country save America or any city other than New York.

Although my role as Boss was never-ending and filled both my days and nights to the brim, it came with its rewards. Even though I felt like I was being worn down by my position like a knife on a grindstone, I stayed sharp and experienced a sense of joy that I imagine a good blade must feel just by being so effective. Occasionally, a moment would come along that showed me how completely I had succeeded, filling me with that sense of power that brings the greatest pleasure a person can feel. Here’s an example of what I mean, although I can hardly believe this could happen in any country other than America or in any city other than New York.

It was one evening at my own door, when that judge who once sought to fix upon me the murder of Jimmy the Blacksmith, came tapping for an interview. His term was bending towards the evening of its close, and the mean purpose of him was none better-than to just plead for his place again. I will not say the man was abject; but then the thought of his mission, added to a memory of that relation to each other in which it was aforetime our one day's fate to have stood, choked me with contempt. I shall let his conduct go by without further characterization; and yet for myself, had our fortunes been reversed and he the Boss and I the Judge, before I had been discovered in an attitude of office-begging from a hand I once plotted to kill, I would have died against the wall. But so it was; my visitor would labor with me for a renomination.

It was one evening at my own door when that judge who once tried to pin the murder of Jimmy the Blacksmith on me came knocking for a chat. His term was coming to an end, and his poor intention was nothing more than to ask for his position back. I won't say the man was desperate; but the thought of his purpose, combined with the memory of our past relationship where fate had put us at odds, filled me with disdain. I’ll leave his behavior without further comment; however, if our roles had been reversed and he was the Boss and I was the Judge, I would have rather died than beg for help from someone I once tried to kill. But here it was; my visitor wanted to work with me for a renomination.

My first impulse was one of destruction; I would put him beneath the wheel and crush out the breath of his hopes. And then came Big Kennedy's warning to avoid revenge when moved of nothing broader than a reason of revenge.

My first instinct was to destroy him; I wanted to put him under the wheel and crush his hopes. Then I remembered Big Kennedy's warning to steer clear of revenge if it was based only on vengeful reasons.

I sat and gazed mutely upon that judge for a space; he, having told his purpose, awaited my decision without more words. I grew cool, and cunning began to have the upper hand of violence in my breast. If I cast him down, the papers would tell of it for the workings of my vengeance. If, on the quiet other hand, he were to be returned, it would speak for my moderation, and prove me one who in the exercise of power lifted himself above the personal. I resolved to continue him; the more since the longer I considered, the clearer it grew that my revenge, instead of being starved thereby, would find in it a feast.

I sat silently looking at the judge for a while; he, having stated his purpose, waited for my decision without saying anything more. I started to feel calm, and my clever side began to take over the anger inside me. If I brought him down, the stories would report it as an act of revenge. On the other hand, if I quietly let him go, it would show my self-control and prove that, in exercising power, I could rise above personal feelings. I decided to keep him; the more I thought about it, the clearer it became that my revenge wouldn’t be hindered by this, but would actually thrive.

“You tried to put a rope about my neck,” said I at last.

"You tried to put a noose around my neck," I finally said.

“I was misled as to the truth.”

"I was misinformed about the truth."

“Still you put a stain upon me. There be thousands who believe me guilty of bloodshed, and of that you shall clear me by printed word.”

“Still, you have put a stain on my reputation. There are thousands who believe I’m guilty of murder, and you will clear me with your words in print.”

“I am ever ready to repair an error.”

“I’m always ready to fix a mistake.”

Within a week, with black ink and white paper, my judge in peril set forth how since my trial he had gone to the ends of that death of Jimmy the Blacksmith in its history. I was, he said, an innocent man, having had neither part nor lot therein.

Within a week, using black ink on white paper, my judge in trouble explained how, since my trial, he had explored every detail of Jimmy the Blacksmith's death. He stated that I was an innocent man, having had no involvement in it at all.

I remember that over the glow of triumph wherewith I read his words, there came stealing the chill shadow of a hopeless grief. Those phrases of exoneration would not recall poor Apple Cheek; nor would they restore Blossom to that poise and even balance from which she had been shaken on a day before her birth. For all the sorrow of it, however, I made good my word; and I have since thought that whether our judge deserved the place or no, to say the least he earned it.

I remember that while I was basking in the joy of his words, a wave of hopeless sadness crept in. Those words of forgiveness wouldn’t bring back poor Apple Cheek, nor would they restore Blossom to the steadiness she had before that fateful day she was born. Despite the sadness of it all, I kept my promise; and I’ve often thought that whether our judge deserved his position or not, at the very least, he earned it.

Every man has his model, and mine was Big John Kennedy. This was in a way of nature, for I had found Big Kennedy in my boyhood, and it is then, and then only, when one need look for his great men. When once you have grown a beard, you will meet with few heroes, and make to yourself few friends; wherefore you should the more cherish those whom your fortunate youth has furnished.

Every guy has his role model, and mine was Big John Kennedy. This was natural for me because I discovered Big Kennedy during my childhood, and it's during that time—only then—that you should seek out your great men. Once you grow a beard, you'll encounter fewer heroes and make fewer friends; that's why you should cherish those that your lucky youth has provided you.

Big Kennedy was my exemplar, and there arose few conditions to frown upon me with a problem to be solved, when I did not consider what Big Kennedy would have done in the face of a like contingency. Nor was I to one side of the proprieties in such a course. Now, when I glance backward down that steep aisle of endeavor up which I've come, I recall occasions, and some meant for my compliment, when I met presidents, governors, grave jurists, reverend senators, and others of tallest honors in the land. They talked and they listened, did these mighty ones; they gave me their views and their reasons for them, and heard mine in return; and all as equal might encounter equal in a commerce of level terms. And yet, choose as I may, I have not the name of him who in a pure integrity of force, or that wisdom which makes men follow, was the master of Big John Kennedy. My old chief won all his wars within the organization, and that is the last best test of leadership. He made no backward steps, but climbed to a final supremacy and sustained himself. I was justified in steering by Big Kennedy. Respect aside, I would have been wrecked had I not done so. That man who essays to live with no shining example to show his feet the path, is as one who wanting a lantern, and upon a moonless midnight, urges abroad into regions utterly unknown.

Big Kennedy was my role model, and there were few situations where I faced a challenge without thinking about what Big Kennedy would have done in a similar situation. I wasn’t pushing any boundaries by doing this. Now, as I look back down that steep path of effort I've traveled, I remember times—some meant to flatter me—when I met presidents, governors, serious judges, respected senators, and others with the highest honors in the country. These powerful figures talked and listened; they shared their thoughts and reasons with me, and I shared mine in return, all as equals could engage in a conversation on level ground. Yet, no matter how I choose, I can’t recall anyone who, with pure integrity of spirit, or that wisdom that draws others to follow, matched Big John Kennedy. My old boss won all his battles within the organization, and that’s the ultimate test of leadership. He never took a step back but instead climbed to a position of ultimate authority and held his ground. I was right to look to Big Kennedy for guidance. Without his example, I would have been lost. That person who tries to navigate life without a shining example to light the way is like someone who, without a lantern on a moonless night, ventures into completely unknown territory.

Not alone did I observe those statutes for domination which Big Kennedy both by precept and example had given me, but I picked up his alliances; and that one was the better in my eyes, and came to be observed with wider favor, who could tell of a day when he carried Big Kennedy's confidence. It was a brevet I always honored with my own.

Not only did I follow the rules for control that Big Kennedy taught me, both through his words and his actions, but I also took on his connections; and the one who could claim a day when he had Big Kennedy's trust stood out to me and was regarded with more respect. That was a privilege I always respected alongside my own.

One such was the Reverend Bronson, still working for the regeneration of the Five Points, He often came to me for money or countenance in his labors, and I did ever as Big Kennedy would have done and heaped up the measure of his requests.

One of these was Reverend Bronson, still dedicated to revitalizing the Five Points. He often reached out to me for financial support or encouragement in his efforts, and I always responded just as Big Kennedy would have and generously fulfilled all his requests.

It would seem, also, that I had more of the acquaintance of this good man than had gone to my former leader. For one thing, we were more near in years, and then, too, I have pruned my language of those slangy rudenesses of speech which loaded the conversation of Big Kennedy, and cultivated in their stead softness and a verbal cleanliness which put the Reverend Bronson at more ease in my company. I remember with what satisfaction I heard him say that he took me for a person of education.

It seems that I knew this good man better than my previous leader did. For one, we were closer in age, and I’ve also cleaned up my language, shedding the crude slang that characterized Big Kennedy’s conversations. Instead, I’ve embraced a softer, more polished way of speaking, which made the Reverend Bronson more comfortable around me. I remember how pleased I felt when he said he considered me a well-educated person.

It was upon a time when I had told him of my little learning; for the gloom of it was upon me constantly, and now and then I would cry out against it, and speak of it as a burden hard to bear. I shall not soon forget the real surprise that showed in the Reverend Bronson's face, nor yet the good it did me.

It was once when I told him about my limited knowledge; the weight of it was always on my mind, and occasionally I’d complain about it, referring to it as a heavy burden. I won’t soon forget the genuine surprise on Reverend Bronson's face, and how much it helped me.

“You amaze me!” he cried. “Now, from the English you employ I should not have guessed it. Either my observation is dulled, or you speak as much by grammar as do I, who have seen a college.”

“You blow my mind!” he exclaimed. “Based on the English you use, I wouldn’t have guessed it. Either my powers of observation are off, or you’re as good at grammar as I am, and I’ve been to college.”

This was true by more than half, since like many who have no glint of letters, and burning with the shame of it, I was wont to listen closely to the talk of everyone learned of books; and in that manner, and by imitation, I taught myself a decent speech just as a musician might catch a tune by ear.

This was more than half true, because like many people who aren't well-read, and feeling ashamed of it, I used to pay close attention to the conversations of those who were knowledgeable; and in that way, through imitation, I taught myself to speak reasonably well, just like a musician might pick up a tune by ear.

“Still I have no education,” I said, when the Reverend Bronson spoke of his surprise.

“Still, I don’t have any education,” I said, when Reverend Bronson mentioned his surprise.

“But you have, though,” returned he, “only you came by that education not in the common way.”

“But you have, though,” he replied, “it’s just that you got that education in an unusual way.”

That good speech alone, and the comfort of it to curl about my heart, more than repaid me for all I ever did or gave by request of the Reverend Bronson; and it pleases me to think I told him so. But I fear I set down these things rather in vanity than to do a reader service, and before patience turns fierce with me, I will get onward with my story.

That great conversation and the warmth it brought to my heart more than made up for everything I ever did or gave at the request of Reverend Bronson; and I’m glad I told him that. But I worry that I’m writing this more out of vanity than to actually help a reader, so before my patience runs out, I’ll get back to my story.

One afternoon the Reverend Bronson came leading a queer bedraggled boy, whose years—for all he was stunted and beneath a size—should have been fourteen.

One afternoon, Reverend Bronson came in with a strange, scruffy boy, who, despite being small for his age, should have been fourteen.

“Can't you find something which this lad may do?” asked the Reverend Bronson. “He has neither father nor mother nor home—he seems utterly friendless. He has no capacity, so far as I have sounded him, and, while he is possessed of a kind of animal sharpness, like the sharpness of a hawk or a weasel, I can think of nothing to set him about by which he could live. Even the streets seem closed to him, since the police for some reason pursue him and arrest him on sight. It was in a magistrate's court I found him. He had been dragged there by an officer, and would have been sent to a reformatory if I had not rescued him.”

“Can't you find something for this kid to do?” asked Reverend Bronson. “He has no father, no mother, and no home—he seems completely friendless. As far as I can tell, he doesn't have any skills, and while he has a kind of raw cleverness, like that of a hawk or a weasel, I can’t think of anything he could do to support himself. Even the streets seem off-limits for him, since the police seem to chase him and arrest him on sight. I found him in a magistrate's court. He had been brought there by an officer and would have been sent to a reformatory if I hadn't intervened.”

“And would not that have been the best place for him?” I asked, rather to hear the Reverend Bronson's reply, than because I believed in my own query. Aside from being a born friend of liberty in a largest sense, my own experience had not led me to believe that our reformatories reform. I've yet to hear of him who was not made worse by a term in any prison. “Why not send him to a reformatory?” said I again.

“And wouldn’t that have been the best place for him?” I asked, more to hear the Reverend Bronson's response than because I actually believed in my question. Besides being a true friend of freedom in the broadest sense, my own experiences hadn’t convinced me that our reformatories actually work. I’ve yet to hear of anyone who wasn’t made worse by spending time in any prison. “Why not send him to a reformatory?” I asked again.

“No one should be locked up,” contended the Reverend Bronson, “who has not shown himself unfit to be free. That is not this boy's case, I think; he has had no chance; the police, according to that magistrate who gave him into my hands, are relentless against him, and pick him up on sight.”

“No one should be locked up,” argued Reverend Bronson, “unless they have proven they can't be trusted to be free. That’s not the case with this boy, in my opinion; he hasn’t had a fair opportunity. The police, based on what that magistrate said when he put him in my care, are relentless towards him and arrest him on sight.”

“And are not the police good judges of these matters?”

“And aren't the police good judges of these things?”

“I would not trust their judgment,” returned the Reverend Bronson. “There are many noble men upon the rolls of the police.” Then, with a doubtful look: “For the most part, however, I should say they stand at the head of the criminal classes, and might best earn their salaries by arresting themselves.”

“I wouldn’t trust their judgment,” replied Reverend Bronson. “There are many upstanding men in the police force.” Then, with a skeptical look: “For the most part, though, I’d say they’re at the top of the criminal class and would do better to earn their pay by arresting themselves.”

At this, I was made to smile, for it showed how my reverend visitor's years along the Bowery had not come and gone without lending him some saltiness of wit.

At this, I couldn't help but smile, because it showed that my esteemed visitor's years spent on the Bowery had given him a bit of sharpness in his wit.

“Leave the boy here,” said I at last, “I'll find him work to live by, if it be no more than sitting outside my door, and playing the usher to those who call upon me.”

“Leave the boy here,” I finally said, “I’ll find him work to earn a living, even if it’s just sitting outside my door and greeting those who come to see me.”

“Melting Moses is the only name he has given me,” said the Reverend Bronson, as he took his leave. “I suppose, if one might get to it, that he has another.”

“Melting Moses is the only name he’s given me,” said Reverend Bronson as he took his leave. “I guess, if you think about it, he probably has another.”

“Melting Moses, as a name, should do very well,” said I.

“Melting Moses sounds like a great name,” I said.

Melting Moses looked wistfully after the Reverend Bronson when the latter departed, and I could tell by that how the urchin regretted the going of the dominie as one might regret the going of an only friend. Somehow, the lad's forlorn state grew upon me, and I made up my mind to serve as his protector for a time at least. He was a shrill child of the Bowery, was Melting Moses, and spoke a kind of gutter dialect, one-half slang and the other a patter of the thieves that was hard to understand. My first business was to send him out with the janitor of the building to have him thrown into a bathtub, and then buttoned into a new suit of clothes.

Melting Moses watched sadly as Reverend Bronson left, and I could see how much the kid missed him, like you would miss a close friend. Somehow, the boy’s lonely vibe affected me, and I decided that I would look after him for a while. Melting Moses was a loud child from the Bowery, speaking a mix of slang and a tough street dialect that was hard to follow. My first task was to send him out with the building’s janitor to get him thrown into a bathtub and then fitted with a new suit.

Melting Moses submitted dumbly to these improvements, being rather resigned than pleased, and later with the same docility went home to sleep at the janitor's house. Throughout the day he would take up his post on my door and act as herald to what visitors might come.

Melting Moses quietly accepted these changes, seeming more resigned than happy, and later, with the same obedience, he returned to sleep at the janitor's house. Throughout the day, he would take his spot at my door and serve as the announcer for any visitors that might arrive.

Being washed and combed and decently arrayed, Melting Moses, with black eyes and a dark elfin face, made no bad figure of a boy. For all his dwarfishness, I found him surprisingly strong, and as active as a monkey. He had all the love and loyalty of a collie for me, and within the first month of his keeping my door, he would have cast himself into the river if I had asked him for that favor.

Being washed and combed and dressed neatly, Melting Moses, with his black eyes and dark, elfin face, made a pretty good-looking boy. Despite his short stature, I found him surprisingly strong and as agile as a monkey. He had the love and loyalty of a collie for me, and within the first month of him guarding my door, he would have jumped into the river if I had asked him to.

Little by little, scrap by scrap, Melting Moses gave me his story. Put together in his words, it ran like this:

Little by little, piece by piece, Melting Moses shared his story with me. As he told it, it went like this:

“Me fadder kept a joint in Kelly's Alley; d' name of-d' joint was d' Door of Death, see! It was a hot number, an' lots of trouble got pulled off inside. He used to fence for d' guns an' dips, too, me fadder did; an' w'en one of 'em nipped a super or a rock, an' wanted d' quick dough, he brought it to me fadder, who chucked down d' stuff an' no questions asked. One day a big trick comes off—a jooeler's winder or somet'ing like dat. Me fadder is in d' play from d' outside, see! An' so w'en dere's a holler, he does a sneak an' gets away, 'cause d' cops is layin' to pinch him. Me fadder gets put wise to this be a mug who hangs out about d' Central Office. He sherries like I says.

“My dad ran a joint in Kelly's Alley; the name of the joint was the Door of Death, you see! It was a hotspot, and a lot of trouble went down inside. He used to fence for the guns and crooks, too, my dad did; and when one of them grabbed a big score or something valuable and wanted quick cash, he brought it to my dad, who took the stuff without asking any questions. One day, a big job goes down—a jeweler's window or something like that. My dad is involved from the outside, you see! So when there’s a commotion, he sneaks away because the cops are trying to catch him. My dad finds out about this from a guy who hangs around the Central Office. He spills the beans, just like I said.”

“At dat, d' Captain who's out to nail me fadder toins sore all t'rough. W'en me fadder sidesteps into New Joisey or some'ers, d' Captain sends along a couple of his harness bulls from Mulberry Street, an' dey pinches me mudder, who aint had nothin' to do wit' d' play at all. Dey rings for d' hurry-up wagon, an' takes me mudder to d' station. D' Captain he gives her d' eye, an' asts where me fadder is. She says she can't put him on, 'cause she aint on herself. Wit' dat, dis Captain t'rows her d' big chest, see! an' says he'll give her d' t'ree degrees if she don't cough up d' tip. But she hands him out d' old gag: she aint on. So then, d' Captain has her put in a cell; an' nothin' to eat.

"At that moment, the Captain who's out to get my dad is watching closely. When my dad slips into New Jersey or somewhere, the Captain sends a couple of his goons from Mulberry Street, and they grab my mom, who has nothing to do with the whole situation. They call for the paddy wagon and take my mom to the station. The Captain gives her a hard look and asks where my dad is. She says she can't tell him because she doesn’t know either. With that, this Captain threatens her and says he'll give her a hard time if she doesn’t spill the information. But she plays dumb and says she doesn't know anything. So then, the Captain has her locked up; and they don’t even give her anything to eat."

“After d' foist night he brings her up ag'in.

“After the first night, he brings her up again."

“'Dat's d' number one d'gree,' says he.

“That's the number one degree,” he says.

“But still me mudder don't tell, 'cause she can't. Me fadder aint such a farmer as to go leavin' his address wit' no one.

“But still my mother doesn't tell, because she can't. My father isn't the kind of farmer who would leave his address with anyone.

“D' second night dey keeps me mudder in a cell, an' toins d' hose on d' floor so she can't do nothin' but stan' 'round—no sleep! no chuck! no nothin'!

“D' second night they keep my mother in a cell, and turn the hose on the floor so she can't do anything but stand around—no sleep! no food! no nothing!

“'Dat's d' number two d'gree,' says d' bloke of a Captain to me mudder. 'Now where did dat husband of yours skip to?'

“'That's the number two degree,' says the guy acting as Captain to my mother. 'Now where did that husband of yours run off to?'

“But me mudder couldn't tell.

“But my mother couldn't tell."

“'Give d' old goil d' dungeon,' says d' Captain; 'an' t'row her in a brace of rats to play wit'.'

“'Put the old woman in the dungeon,' says the Captain; 'and throw in a pair of rats for her to play with.'”

“An' now dey locks me mudder in a place like a cellar, wit' two rats to squeak an' scrabble about all night, an' t'row a scare into her.

“Now they lock my mother in a place like a cellar, with two rats squeaking and scurrying around all night, and giving her a scare.”

“An' it would too, only she goes dotty.

“Yeah, it would too, but she goes crazy.

“Next day, d' Captain puts her in d' street. But w'at's d' use? She's off her trolley. She toins sick; an' in a week she croaks. D' sawbones gets her for d' colleges.”

“Next day, the captain puts her out on the street. But what's the point? She's not right in the head. She gets sick; and within a week she dies. The doctor takes her for the medical schools.”

Melting Moses shed tears at this.

Melting Moses was upset by this.

“Dat's about all,” he concluded. “W'en me mudder was gone, d' cops toined in to do me. D' Captain said he was goin' to clean up d' fam'ly; so he gives d' orders, an' every time I'd show up on d' line, I'd get d' collar. It was one of dem times, w'en d' w'itechoker, who passes me on to you, gets his lamps on me an' begs me off from d' judge, see!”

“That's about it,” he finished. “When my mom was gone, the cops turned in to get me. The Captain said he was going to clean up the family; so he gave the orders, and every time I showed up on the line, I’d get arrested. It was one of those times when the white guy, who refers me to you, sets his eyes on me and begs the judge to go easy on me, you know!”

Melting Moses wept a deal during his relation, and I was not without being moved by it myself. I gave the boy what consolation I might, by assuring him that he was safe with me, and that no policeman should threaten him. A tale of trouble, and particularly if told by a child, ever had power to disturb me, and I did not question Melting Moses concerning his father and mother a second time.

Melting Moses cried a lot while he was talking, and I couldn’t help but feel emotional about it too. I did my best to comfort the boy by telling him that he was safe with me and that no police officer would bother him. A story of hardship, especially when told by a child, always had the ability to upset me, and I didn’t ask Melting Moses about his mom and dad again.

My noble nonentity—for whom I will say that he allowed me to finger him for offices and contracts, as a musician fingers the keyboard of a piano, and play upon him what tunes of profit I saw fit—was mayor, and the town wholly in my hands, with a Tammany man in every office, when there occurred the first of a train of events which in their passage were to plow a furrow in my life so deep that all the years to come after have not served to smooth it away. I was engaged at my desk, when Melting Moses announced a caller.

My noble nobody—for whom I’ll say he let me manipulate him for jobs and contracts, like a musician plays the keys of a piano, using him to play whatever tunes of profit I wanted—was the mayor, and the town was completely in my control, with a Tammany guy in every position, when the first of a series of events occurred that would leave a mark on my life so deep that all the years that followed haven’t been able to erase it. I was working at my desk when Melting Moses announced a visitor.

“She's a dame in black,” said Melting Moses; “an' she's of d' Fift' Avenoo squeeze all right.”

“She's a woman in black,” said Melting Moses; “and she's definitely from the Fifth Avenue crowd.”

Melting Moses, now he was fed and dressed, went through the days with uncommon spirit, and when not thinking on his mother would be gay enough. My visitors interested him even more than they did me, and he announced but few without hazarding his surmise as to both their origins and their errands.

Melting Moses, now that he was fed and dressed, went through the days with a remarkable spirit, and when he wasn't thinking about his mother, he was usually pretty cheerful. My visitors intrigued him even more than they did me, and he made only a few announcements without taking a guess about both their backgrounds and their reasons for visiting.

“Show her in!” I said.

“Let her in!” I said.

My visitor was a widow, as I could see by her mourning weeds. She was past middle life; gray, with hollow cheeks, and sad pleading eyes.

My visitor was a widow, as I could tell from her mourning clothes. She was beyond middle age; gray-haired, with sunken cheeks, and sorrowful, pleading eyes.

“My name is Van Flange,” said she. “The Reverend Bronson asked me to call upon you. It's about my son; he's ruining us by his gambling.”

“My name is Van Flange,” she said. “Reverend Bronson asked me to come see you. It's about my son; he’s destroying us with his gambling.”

Then the Widow Van Flange told of her son's infatuation; and how blacklegs in Barclay Street were fleecing him with roulette and faro bank.

Then the Widow Van Flange talked about her son's obsession; and how con artists on Barclay Street were scamming him with roulette and faro games.

I listened to her story with patience. While I would not find it on my programme to come to her relief, I aimed at respect for one whom the Reverend Bronson had endorsed. I was willing to please that good man, for I liked him much since he spoke in commendation of my English. Besides, if angered, the Reverend Bronson would be capable of trouble. He was too deeply and too practically in the heart of the East Side; he could not fail to have a tale to tell that would do Tammany Hall no good, but only harm. Wherefore, I in no wise cut short the complaints of the Widow Van Flange. I heard her to the end, training my face to sympathy the while, and all as though her story were not one commonest of the town.

I listened to her story patiently. While I didn't plan to help her, I wanted to show respect for someone endorsed by Reverend Bronson. I wanted to make that good man happy because I appreciated his compliments about my English. Plus, if he got angry, Reverend Bronson could cause some problems. He was too involved on the East Side to not have a story that would hurt Tammany Hall, not help it. So, I didn’t cut off the Widow Van Flange as she complained. I listened until she was done, keeping a sympathetic expression on my face, as if her story wasn't just another typical one around town.

“You may be sure, madam,” said I, when the Widow Van Flange had finished, “that not only for the Reverend Bronson's sake, but for your own, I shall do all I may to serve you. I own no personal knowledge of that gambling den of which you speak, nor of those sharpers who conduct it. That knowledge belongs with the police. The number you give, however, is in Captain Gothecore's precinct. We'll send for him if you'll wait.” With that I rang my desk bell for Melting Moses. “Send for Captain Gothecore,” said I. At the name, the boy's black eyes flamed up in a way to puzzle. “Send a messenger for Captain Gothecore; I want him at once.”

“You can be sure, ma'am,” I said after the Widow Van Flange finished, “that not only for Reverend Bronson's sake, but for your own, I will do everything I can to help you. I don’t have any personal knowledge of that gambling den you mentioned or the con artists running it. That information is with the police. However, the number you provided is in Captain Gothecore's precinct. We’ll call him if you can wait.” With that, I rang my desk bell for Melting Moses. “Send for Captain Gothecore,” I instructed. At the mention of his name, the boy’s dark eyes lit up in a confusing way. “Send a messenger for Captain Gothecore; I need him right away.”










CHAPTER XX—THE MARK OF THE ROPE

WHILE the Widow Van Flange and I sat waiting the coming of Gothecore, the lady gave me further leaves of her story. The name of Van Flange was old. It had been honorable and high in the days of Wouter Van Twiller, and when the town was called New Amsterdam. The Van Flanges had found their source among the wooden shoes and spinning-wheels of the ancient Dutch, and were duly proud. They had been rich, but were now reduced, counting—she and her boy—no more than two hundred thousand dollars for their fortune.

WHILE the Widow Van Flange and I sat waiting for Gothecore to arrive, she shared more of her story with me. The name Van Flange is old. It used to be respected and notable back in the days of Wouter Van Twiller, when the town was known as New Amsterdam. The Van Flanges traced their roots back to the wooden shoes and spinning wheels of the ancient Dutch, and they took great pride in that. They had been wealthy but were now diminished, with her and her son having a fortune of just two hundred thousand dollars.

This son over whom she wept was the last Van Flange; there was no one beyond him to wear the name. To the mother, this made his case the more desperate, for mindful of her caste, she was borne upon by pride of family almost as much as by maternal love. The son was a drunkard; his taste for alcohol was congenital, and held him in a grip that could not be unloosed. And he was wasting their substance; what small riches remained to them were running away at a rate that would soon leave nothing.

This son she cried over was the last Van Flange; there was no one left to carry on the name. For the mother, this made his situation even more urgent, as she was driven by her pride in their family just as much as by her love for him. The son was an alcoholic; his love for drinks seemed to run in the family and had a hold on him that he couldn't break. And he was squandering their wealth; the little money they had was disappearing quickly, leaving them with almost nothing.

“But why do you furnish him money?” said I.

"But why are you giving him money?" I asked.

“You should keep him without a penny.”

“Keep him broke.”

“True!” responded the Widow Van Flange, “but those who pillage my son have found a way to make me powerless. There is a restaurant near this gambling den. The latter, refusing him credit and declining his checks, sends him always to this restaurant-keeper. He takes my son's check, and gives him the money for it. I know the whole process,” concluded the Widow Van Flange, a sob catching in her throat, “for I've had my son watched, to see if aught might be done to save him.”

“True!” replied the Widow Van Flange, “but those who are taking advantage of my son have figured out how to leave me helpless. There’s a restaurant close to this gambling den. The gambling house won’t give him credit and refuses his checks, so they always send him to this restaurant owner. He accepts my son’s check and gives him cash for it. I know the whole process,” the Widow Van Flange finished, a sob catching in her throat, “because I’ve had someone keep an eye on my son to see if there’s anything that could be done to help him.”

“But those checks,” I observed, “should be worthless, for you have told me how your son has no money of his own.”

"But those checks," I noted, "should be useless, since you've told me that your son doesn't have any money of his own."

“And that is it,” returned the Widow Van Flange.

“And that’s it,” replied the Widow Van Flange.

“I must pay them to keep him from prison. Once, when I refused, they were about to arrest him for giving a spurious check. My own attorney warned me they might do this. My son, himself, takes advantage of it. I would sooner be stripped of the last shilling, than suffer the name of Van Flange to be disgraced. Practicing upon my fears, he does not scruple to play into the hands of those who scheme his downfall. You may know what he is about, when I tell you that within the quarter I have been forced in this fashion to pay over twenty-seven thousand dollars. I see no way for it but to be ruined,” and her lips twitched with the despair she felt.

“I have to pay them to keep him out of jail. Once, when I refused, they were about to arrest him for writing a bad check. My own lawyer warned me this could happen. My son knows how to exploit this situation. I would rather lose my last penny than let the name Van Flange be tarnished. Taking advantage of my fears, he doesn’t hesitate to play into the hands of those who want to see him fail. You can imagine what’s going on when I tell you that in this way I’ve had to pay over twenty-seven thousand dollars. I see no way out except for complete ruin,” and her lips trembled with the despair she felt.

While the Widow Van Flange and I talked of her son and his down-hill courses, I will not pretend that I pondered any interference. The gamblers were a power in politics. The business of saving sons was none of mine; but, as I've said, I was willing, by hearing her story, to compliment the Reverend Bronson, who had suggested her visit. In the end, I would shift the burden to the police; they might be relied upon to find their way through the tangle to the advantage of themselves and the machine.

While the Widow Van Flange and I talked about her son and his downward spiral, I won't pretend that I thought about stepping in. The gamblers had a lot of influence in politics. Helping save sons wasn’t my responsibility; but, as I mentioned, I was happy to hear her story to give a nod to Reverend Bronson, who had suggested she come. In the end, I planned to hand the issue off to the police; they could be counted on to navigate the mess for their own benefit and that of the system.

Indeed, this same Gothecore would easily dispose of the affair. Expert with practice, there was none who could so run with the hare while pretending to course with the hounds. Softly, sympathetically, he would talk with the Widow Van Flange; and she would depart in the belief that her cause had found a friend.

Indeed, this same Gothecore would effortlessly handle the situation. Skilled with experience, there was no one better at playing both sides. Gently and sympathetically, he would converse with the Widow Van Flange, leaving her convinced that her cause had found an ally.

As the Widow Van Flange and I conversed, we were brought to sudden silence by a strange cry. It was a mad, screeching cry, such as might have come from some tigerish beast in a heat of fury. I was upon my feet in a moment, and flung open the door.

As the Widow Van Flange and I talked, we were suddenly quieted by a strange scream. It was a wild, screeching sound, like it could have come from some furious beast. I was on my feet in an instant and threw open the door.

Gothecore was standing outside, having come to my message. Over from him by ten feet was Melting Moses, his shoulders narrowed in a feline way, crouching, with brows drawn down and features in a snarl of hate. He was slowly backing away from Gothecore; not in fear, but rather like some cat-creature, measuring for a spring.

Gothecore was standing outside, having come in response to my message. About ten feet away from him was Melting Moses, his shoulders hunched like a cat's, crouching with his brows furrowed and a look of hatred on his face. He was slowly backing away from Gothecore, not out of fear, but more like a cat preparing to pounce.

On his side, Gothecore's face offered an equally forbidding picture. He was red with rage, and his bulldog jaws had closed like a trap. Altogether, I never beheld a more inveterate expression, like malice gone to seed.

On his side, Gothecore's face presented an equally intimidating sight. He was flushed with anger, and his bulldog jaws had clenched tight like a trap. Overall, I've never seen a more deeply entrenched expression, like malice that had festered over time.

I seized Melting Moses by the shoulder, and so held him back from flying at Gothecore with teeth and claws.

I grabbed Melting Moses by the shoulder, keeping him from lunging at Gothecore with teeth and claws.

“He killed me mudder!” cried Melting Moses, struggling in my fingers like something wild.

“He killed my mother!” cried Melting Moses, thrashing in my grip like something wild.

When the janitor with whom Melting Moses lived had carried him off—and at that, the boy must be dragged away by force—I turned to Gothecore.

When the janitor who lived with Melting Moses had taken him away—and the boy had to be pulled away by force—I turned to Gothecore.

“What was the trouble?”

“What was the issue?”

“Why do you stand for that young whelp?” he cried. “I won't have it!”

“Why do you tolerate that young brat?” he shouted. “I won’t stand for it!”

“The boy is doing you no harm.”

“The boy isn’t causing you any harm.”

“I won't have it!” he cried again. The man was like a maniac.

"I won't accept it!" he shouted again. The man was acting like a lunatic.

“Let me tell you one thing,” I retorted, looking him between the eyes; “unless you walk with care and talk with care, you are no better than a lost man. One word, one look, and I'll snuff you out between my thumb and finger as I might a candle.”

“Hey, let me tell you something,” I shot back, looking him straight in the eyes; “unless you walk carefully and talk carefully, you’re no better than a lost person. One word, one look, and I’ll put you out like a candle with my thumb and finger.”

There must have been that which showed formidable in my manner, for Gothecore stood as though stunned. The vicious insolence of the scoundrel had exploded the powder in my temper like a coal of fire. I pointed the way to my room.

There had to be something about my demeanor that was intimidating because Gothecore looked shocked. The guy's nasty arrogance had ignited my anger like a spark hitting gunpowder. I gestured towards my room.

“Go in; I've business with you.”

“Come in; I need to talk to you.”

Gothecore seemed to recall himself to steadiness. Without more words, he entered my door.

Gothecore seemed to gather himself and regain his composure. Without saying another word, he walked through my door.

With as much dignity as I might summon in the track of such a storm, I presented him to the Widow Van Flange. She had heard the sound of our differences; but, taken with her own troubles, she made no account of them. The Widow Van Flange received the rather boorish salutation of Gothecore in a way politely finished. Upon my hint, she gave him her story. Gothecore assumed a look at once professional and deprecatory.

With as much dignity as I could muster in the midst of such a storm, I introduced him to the Widow Van Flange. She had heard the sound of our disagreements, but caught up in her own problems, she didn't pay them any attention. The Widow Van Flange accepted Gothecore's rather rude greeting with a kind of polite grace. After my suggestion, she shared her story with him. Gothecore took on a demeanor that was both professional and self-effacing.

“An' now you're done, Madam,” said Gothecore, giving that slight police cough by which he intimated for himself a limitless wisdom, “an' now you're done, Madam, let me chip in a word. I know your son; I've knowed Billy Van Flange, now, goin' on three year—ever since he comes out o' college. I don't want to discourage you, Madam; but, to put it to you on th' square, Billy Van Flange is a warm member. I leave it to you to say if I aint right. Yes, indeed! he's as hot a proposition as ever went down th' line.”

“Now that you’re finished, ma’am,” said Gothecore, giving that little cough he used to suggest he had infinite wisdom, “now that you’re done, ma’am, let me add a word. I know your son; I’ve known Billy Van Flange for about three years now—ever since he graduated from college. I don’t want to discourage you, ma’am; but to be honest, Billy Van Flange is quite a character. It’s up to you to say if I’m not right. Yes, indeed! He’s as intense a situation as you could come across.”

Here the eye of Gothecore wandered towards the ceiling, recalling the mad pranks of young Van Flange.

Here, the eye of Gothecore drifted to the ceiling, remembering the wild antics of young Van Flange.

“But these gamblers are destroying him!” moaned the Widow Van Flange. “Is there no way to shield him? Surely, you should know how to punish them, and keep him out of their hands!”

“But these gamblers are ruining him!” complained the Widow Van Flange. “Is there no way to protect him? You must know how to deal with them and keep him out of their reach!”

“I know that gang of card sharps in Barclay Street,” remarked Gothecore; “an' they're a bunch of butes at that! But let me go on: I'll tell you what we can do; and then I'll tell you why it won't be fly to do it. In th' finish, however, it will all be up to you, Madam. We'll act on any steer you hand us. If you say 'pinch,' pinch goes.

“I know that group of card sharks on Barclay Street,” Gothecore said; “and they’re quite a crew! But let me continue: I'll share what we can do, and then I'll explain why it might not be a good idea. In the end, though, it’ll all be up to you, Madam. We'll go with any lead you give us. If you say 'take,' we take.”

“But as I was tellin': I'm dead onto Billy Van Flange; I know him like a gambler knows an ace. He hits up th' bottle pretty stiff at that, an' any man who finds him sober has got to turn out hours earlier than I do. An' I'll tell you another thing, Madam: This Billy Van Flange is a tough mug to handle. More'n once, I've tried to point him for home, an' every time it was a case of nothin' doin'. Sometimes he shed tears, an' sometimes he wanted to scrap; sometimes he'd give me th' laugh, an' sometimes he'd throw a front an' talk about havin' me fired off th' force. He'd run all the way from th' sob or th' fiery eye, to th' gay face or th' swell front, accordin' as he was jagged.”

“But as I was saying, I know Billy Van Flange really well; I know him like a gambler knows an ace. He drinks pretty heavily, and anyone who finds him sober has to get up way earlier than I do. And let me tell you something else, Madam: This Billy Van Flange is a tough guy to deal with. More than once, I've tried to get him to go home, and every time it was a no-go. Sometimes he cried, and sometimes he wanted to fight; sometimes he'd laugh at me, and other times he'd act tough and talk about getting me kicked off the force. He could go all the way from being a sobbing mess to having a fiery temper, to being cheerful or putting on a show, depending on how much he had to drink.”

While Gothecore thus descanted, the Widow Van Flange buried her face in her handkerchief. She heard his every word, however, and when Gothecore again consulted the ceiling, she signed for him to go on.

While Gothecore spoke, the Widow Van Flange buried her face in her handkerchief. She heard every word, though, and when Gothecore looked at the ceiling again, she gestured for him to continue.

“Knowin' New York as I do,” continued Gothecore, “I may tell you, Madam, that every time I get my lamps on that son of yours, I hold up my mits in wonder to think he aint been killed.” The Widow Van Flange started; her anxious face was lifted from the handkerchief. “That's on th' level! I've expected to hear of him bein' croaked, any time this twelve months. Th' best I looked for was that th' trick wouldn't come off in my precinct. He carries a wad in his pocket; an' he sports a streak of gilt, with a thousand-dollar rock, on one of his hooks; an' I could put you next to a hundred blokes, not half a mile from here, who'd do him up for half th' price. That's straight! Billy Van Flange, considerin' th' indoocements he hangs out, an' th' way he lays himself wide open to th' play, is lucky to be alive.

"Knowing New York as well as I do," continued Gothecore, "I can tell you, Madam, that every time I see your son, I’m amazed he hasn’t been killed yet.” The Widow Van Flange flinched; her worried expression lifted from the handkerchief. “That’s the truth! I’ve been waiting to hear he’s been taken out at any moment this past year. The best I hoped for was that it wouldn’t happen in my area. He carries a lot of cash; and he flaunts a fancy piece of jewelry, with a thousand-dollar diamond, on one of his fingers; and I could introduce you to a hundred guys, not even half a mile from here, who would take him out for half the price. That’s a fact! Billy Van Flange, considering the dangers he invites and how exposed he makes himself to trouble, is lucky to be alive."

“Now why is he alive, Madam? It is due to them very gamblin' ducks in Barclay Street. Not that they love him; but once them skin gamblers gets a sucker on th' string, they protect him same as a farmer does his sheep. They look on him as money in th' bank; an' so they naturally see to it that no one puts his light out.

“Now why is he alive, Madam? It’s because of those gambling ducks on Barclay Street. Not that they care about him; but once those shady gamblers have a sucker in their grasp, they protect him just like a farmer does his sheep. They see him as money in the bank, so they make sure no one extinguishes his spark.”

“That's how it stands, Madam!” And now Gothecore made ready to bring his observations to a close. This Billy Van Flange, like every other rounder, has his hangouts. His is this deadfall on Barclay Street, with that hash-house keeper to give him th' dough for his checks. Now I'll tell you what I think. While he sticks to th' Barclay Street mob, he's safe. You'll get him back each time. They'll take his stuff; but they'll leave him his life, an' that's more than many would do.

“That's the situation, Madam!” And now Gothecore prepared to wrap up his observations. This Billy Van Flange, like any other rake, has his usual spots. His is this rundown place on Barclay Street, with that diner owner who cashes his checks. Now I’ll share my thoughts. As long as he stays with the Barclay Street crowd, he’s secure. You’ll always get him back. They’ll take his belongings, but they’ll spare his life, and that’s more than a lot of people would do.

“Say th' word, however, an' I can put th' damper on. I can fix it so Billy Van Flange can't gamble nor cash checks in Barclay Street. They'll throw him out th' minute he sticks his nut inside the door. But I'll put you wise to it, Madam: If I do, inside of ninety days you'll fish him out o' th' river; you will, as sure as I'm a foot high!”

“Just say the word, and I can make it happen. I can ensure Billy Van Flange can't gamble or cash checks on Barclay Street. They'll kick him out the moment he walks in the door. But let me tell you something, Madam: If I do, within ninety days you'll be fishing him out of the river; you will, as sure as I'm standing here!”

The face of the Widow Van Flange was pale as paper now, and her bosom rose and fell with new terrors for her son. The words of Gothecore seemed prophetic of the passing of the last Van Flange.

The face of the Widow Van Flange was as pale as paper now, and her chest rose and fell with new fears for her son. Gothecore's words felt like a warning about the end of the last Van Flange.

“Madam,” said Gothecore, following a pause, “I've put it up to you. Give me your orders. Say th' word, an' I'll have th' screws on that Barclay Street joint as fast as I can get back to my station-house.”

“Ma’am,” said Gothecore after a moment, “I’ve laid it all out for you. Just give me your orders. Say the word, and I’ll get the clamps on that Barclay Street place as quickly as I can get back to my station.”

“But if we keep him from going there,” said the Widow Van Flange, with a sort of hectic eagerness, “he'll find another place, won't he?” There was a curious look in the eyes of the Widow Van Flange. Her hand was pressed upon her bosom as if to smother a pang; her handkerchief went constantly to her lips. “He would seek worse resorts?”

“But if we stop him from going there,” said the Widow Van Flange, with a kind of intense eagerness, “he'll just find somewhere else, right?” There was a strange look in the Widow Van Flange's eyes. Her hand was pressed against her chest as if to hold back a pain; she kept bringing her handkerchief to her lips. “Would he look for worse places?”

“It's a cinch, Madam!”

“It's a piece of cake, Madam!”

“And he'd be murdered?”

"And he would be killed?"

“Madam, it's apples to ashes!”

“Ma'am, it's apples to ashes!”

The eyes of the Widow Van Flange seemed to light up with an unearthly sparkle, while a flush crept out in her cheek. I was gazing upon these signs with wonder regarding them as things sinister, threatening ill.

The eyes of the Widow Van Flange seemed to glow with an otherworldly sparkle, while a flush crept into her cheek. I stared at these signs in wonder, seeing them as something ominous, hinting at trouble.

Suddenly, she stood on her feet; and then she tottered in a blind, stifled way toward the window as though feeling for light and air. The next moment, the red blood came trickling from her mouth; she fell forward and I caught her in my arms.

Suddenly, she got to her feet; then she wobbled blindly toward the window, as if searching for light and fresh air. In the next moment, blood started trickling from her mouth; she collapsed forward, and I caught her in my arms.

“It's a hemorrhage!” said Gothecore.

“It's a bleed!” said Gothecore.

The awe of death lay upon the man, and his coarse voice was stricken to a whisper.

The fear of death weighed on the man, and his rough voice dropped to a whisper.

“Now Heaven have my soul!” murmured the dying woman. Then: “My son! oh, my son!”

“Now Heaven take my soul!” murmured the dying woman. Then: “My son! oh, my son!”

There came another crimson cataract, and the Widow Van Flange was dead.

There was another red gush, and the Widow Van Flange was dead.

“This is your work!” said I, turning fiercely to Gothecore.

“This is your work!” I said, turning sharply to Gothecore.

“Or is it yours?” cries he.

“Or is it yours?” he shouts.

The words went over my soul like the teeth of a harrow. Was it my work?

The words hit me hard, like a harrow tearing through the ground. Was it my fault?

“No, Chief!” continued Gothecore, more calmly, and as though in answer to both himself and me, “it's the work of neither of us. You think that what I said killed her. That may be as it may. Every word, however, was true. I but handed her th' straight goods.”

“No, Chief!” Gothecore said more calmly, as if responding to both himself and me, “this isn't the work of either of us. You think what I said caused her death. That might be true. But every word was true. I just gave her the honest truth.”

The Widow Van Flange was dead; and the thought of her son was in her heart and on her lips as her soul passed. And the son, bleared and drunken, gambled on in the Barclay Street den, untouched. The counters did not shake in his hand, nor did the blood run chill in his veins, as he continued to stake her fortune and his own in sottish ignorance.

The Widow Van Flange was dead, and as her soul departed, her son was on her mind and on her lips. Meanwhile, the son, drunk and in a haze, kept gambling away in the Barclay Street joint, completely oblivious. The chips didn’t tremble in his hand, nor did his blood run cold, as he continued to bet her money and his own in foolish ignorance.

One morning, when the first snow of winter was beating in gusty swirls against the panes, Morton walked in upon me. I had not seen that middle-aged fop since the day when I laid out my social hopes and fears for Blossom. It being broad September at the time, Morton had pointed out how nothing might be done before the snows.

One morning, when the first snow of winter was swirling gustily against the windows, Morton walked in on me. I hadn't seen that middle-aged dandy since the day I shared my social hopes and fears about Blossom. Since it was early September then, Morton had pointed out that nothing could be done until the snow arrived.

“For our society people,” observed Morton, on that September occasion, “are migratory, like the wild geese they so much resemble. At this time they are leaving Newport for the country, don't y' know. They will not be found in town until the frost.”

“For our society people,” noted Morton, on that September day, “are always on the move, like the wild geese they resemble. Right now, they’re heading out of Newport to the countryside, you know. They won’t be back in town until it gets cold.”

Now, when the snow and Morton appeared together, I recalled our conversation. I at once concluded that his visit had somewhat to do with our drawing-room designs. Nor was I in the wrong.

Now, when snow and Morton showed up together, I remembered our conversation. I immediately concluded that his visit had something to do with our living room plans. And I wasn’t mistaken.

“But first,” said he, when in response to my question he had confessed as much, “let us decide another matter. Business before pleasure; the getting of money should have precedence over its dissipation; it should, really! I am about to build a conduit, don't y' know, the whole length of Mulberry, and I desire you to ask your street department to take no invidious notice of the enterprise. You might tell your fellows that it wouldn't be good form.”

“But first,” he said, after admitting as much in response to my question, “let’s settle another issue. Business before pleasure; making money should come before spending it; it really should! I'm about to build a pipeline along Mulberry Street, and I want you to ask your street department not to pay any negative attention to the project. You could let your guys know that it wouldn’t be proper.”

“But your franchise does not call for a conduit.”

“But your franchise doesn’t require a conduit.”

“We will put it on the ground that Mulberry intends a change to the underground trolley—really! That will give us the argument; and I think, if needs press, your Corporation Counsel can read the law that way. He seems such a clever beggar, don't y' know!”

“We’ll assume that Mulberry wants to switch to the underground trolley—seriously! That’ll give us our argument; and I believe, if necessary, your Corporation Counsel can interpret the law that way. He seems like a really clever guy, you know!”

“But what do you want the conduit for?”

“But what do you need the conduit for?”

“There's nothing definite or sure as yet. My notion, however, is to inaugurate an electric-light company. The conduit, too, would do for telephone or telegraph, wires. Really, it's a good thing to have; and my men, when this beastly weather softens a bit, might as well be about the digging. All that's wanted of you, old chap, is to issue your orders to the department people to stand aloof, and offer no interruptions. It will be a great asset in the hands of Mulberry, that conduit; I shall increase the capital stock by five millions, on the strength of it.”

“There's nothing certain or guaranteed yet. My idea, though, is to start an electric-light company. The conduit could also work for telephone or telegraph wires. Honestly, it’s a valuable asset to have; and my team, once this horrible weather clears up a bit, might as well get to digging. All I need from you, my friend, is to give your orders to the department staff to stay out of the way and not cause any disruptions. That conduit will be a huge advantage for Mulberry; I plan to raise the capital stock by five million, based on it.”

“Your charter isn't in the way?”

“Is your charter getting in the way?”

“The charter contemplates the right on the part of Mulberry to change its power, don't y' know. We shall declare in favor of shifting to the underground trolley; although, really, we won't say when. The necessity of a conduit follows. Any chap can see that.”

“The charter allows Mulberry the right to change its power, you know. We will support switching to the underground trolley; although, honestly, we won't specify when. The need for a conduit is clear. Anyone can see that.”

“Very well!” I replied, “there shall be no interference the city. If the papers grumble, I leave you and them to fight it out.”

“Alright!” I replied, “there will be no interference in the city. If the papers complain, I’ll let you and them sort it out.”

“Now that's settled,” said Morton, producing his infallible cigarette, “let us turn to those social victories we have in contemplation. I take it you remain firm in your frantic resolutions?”

“Now that’s settled,” said Morton, pulling out his trusty cigarette, “let’s focus on those social victories we have in mind. I assume you’re still sticking to your determined resolutions?”

“I do it for the good of my child,” said I.

“I do it for the sake of my child,” I said.

“As though society, as presently practiced,” cried Morton, “could be for anybody's good! However, I was sure you would not change. You know the De Mudds? One of our best families, the De Mudds—really! They are on the brink of a tremendous function. They'll dine, and they'll dance, and all that sort of thing. They've sent you cards, the De Mudds have; and you and your daughter are to come. It's the thing to do; you can conquer society in the gross at the De Mudds.”

“As if the way society works right now,” Morton exclaimed, “could actually be good for anyone! Still, I knew you wouldn't change. Do you know the De Mudds? They're one of our top families, the De Mudds—seriously! They're about to have a huge event. They'll be dining, dancing, and all that kind of stuff. The De Mudds have sent you invitations; you and your daughter are expected to come. It's the right thing to do; you can really make an impression on society at the De Mudds.”

“I'm deeply obliged,” said I. “My daughter's peculiar nervous condition has preyed upon me more than I've admitted. The physician tells me that her best hope of health lies in the drawing-rooms.”

“I'm really grateful,” I said. “My daughter's strange nervous condition has affected me more than I've let on. The doctor tells me that her best chance for recovery is in the drawing-rooms.”

“Let us trust so!” said Morton. “But, realty, old chap, you ought to be deucedly proud of the distinction which the De Mudds confer upon you. Americans are quite out of their line, don't y' know! And who can blame them? Americans are such common beggars; there's so many of them, they're vulgar. Mamma DeMudd's daughters—three of them—all married earls. Mamma DeMudd made the deal herself; and taking them by the lot, she had those noblemen at a bargain; she did, really! Five millions was the figure. Just think of it! five millions for three earls! Why, it was like finding them in the street!

“Let’s hope so!” said Morton. “But honestly, my friend, you should be incredibly proud of the recognition that the De Mudds have given you. Americans really don’t know what they’re doing, you know! And who can blame them? Americans are such ordinary folks; there are so many of them that it’s kind of tacky. Mama De Mudd’s daughters—three of them—all married earls. Mama De Mudd arranged the deals herself; by taking them all together, she got those noblemen for a steal; she really did! Five million was the amount. Just think about it! Five million for three earls! It was like finding them on the street!

“'But what is he?' asked Mamma DeMudd, when I proposed you for her notice.

“'But what is he?' asked Mamma DeMudd when I suggested you for her attention.

“'He's a despot,' said I, 'and rules New York. Every man in town is his serf.'

“'He's a dictator,' I said, 'and controls New York. Every guy in town is his servant.'”

“When Mamma DeMudd got this magnificent idea into her head, she was eager to see you; she was, really.

“When Mamma DeMudd had this amazing idea, she couldn’t wait to see you; she truly was.”

“However,” concluded Morton, “let us change the subject, if only to restore my wits. The moment I speak of society, I become quite idiotic, don't y' know!”

“However,” concluded Morton, “let's change the subject, if only to clear my head. The moment I talk about society, I feel completely clueless, you know!”

“Speaking of new topics, then,” said I, “let me ask of your father. How does he fare these days?”

“Speaking of new topics, then,” I said, “let me ask about your dad. How is he doing these days?”

“Busy, exceeding busy!” returned Morton. “He's buying a home in New Jersey. Oh, no, he won't live there; but he requires it as a basis for declaring that he's changed his residence, don't y' know! You'd wonder, gad! to see how frugal the old gentleman has grown in his old age. It's the personal property tax that bothers him; two per cent, on twenty millions come to quite a sum; it does, really! The old gentleman doesn't like it; so he's going to change his residence to New Jersey. To be sure, while he'll reside in New Jersey, he'll live here.

“Busy, super busy!” replied Morton. “He’s buying a house in New Jersey. Oh, he won’t actually live there; he just needs it as a way to say he’s changed his residence, you know! You’d be amazed, seriously, at how frugal the old guy has become in his old age. It’s the personal property tax that’s bothering him; two percent on twenty million adds up to quite a lot, it really does! The old guy doesn’t like it, so he’s planning to change his residence to New Jersey. Of course, while he’ll have an official address in New Jersey, he’ll actually stay here.”

“'It's a fribble, father,' said I, when he set forth his little game. 'Why don't you go down to the tax office, and commit perjury like a man? All your friends do.'

“'It's a pointless thing, Dad,' I said when he explained his little scheme. 'Why don't you just go down to the tax office and lie like everyone else?'”

“But, really! he couldn't; and he said so. The old gentleman lacks in those rugged characteristics, required when one swears to a point-blank lie.”

"But really! he couldn't; and he said so. The old man doesn't have those tough traits needed when someone is making a flat-out lie."

When Morton was gone, I gave myself to pleasant dreams concerning Blossom. I was sure that the near company and conversation of those men and women of the better world, whom she was so soon to find about her, would accomplish all for which I prayed. Her nerves would be cooled; she would be drawn from out that hypochondria into which, throughout her life, she had been sinking as in a quicksand.

When Morton left, I let myself drift into nice thoughts about Blossom. I was confident that being around those men and women from a better world, who would soon be around her, would bring about everything I hoped for. Her nerves would settle, and she would be pulled out of the depression that she had been sinking into throughout her life, like being stuck in quicksand.

I had not unfolded either my anxieties or my designs to Blossom. Now I would have Anne tell her of my plans. Time would be called for wherein to prepare the necessary wardrobe. She should have the best artistes; none must outshine my girl, of that I was resolved. These dress-labors, with their selections and fittings, would of themselves be excellent. They would employ her fancy, and save her from foolish fears of the De Mudds and an experience which she might think on as an ordeal. I never once considered myself—I, who was as ignorant of drawing-rooms as a cart-horse! Blossom held my thoughts. My heart would be implacable until it beheld her, placed and sure of herself, in the pleasant midst of those most elevated circles, towards which not alone my faith, but my admiration turned its eyes. I should be proud of her station, as well as relieved on the score of her health, when Blossom, serene and even and contained, and mistress of her own house, mingled on equal terms with ones who had credit as the nobility of the land.

I hadn't shared my worries or my plans with Blossom. Now, I would have Anne tell her about my intentions. It would be time to prepare the necessary wardrobe. She should have the best designers; I was determined that no one should outshine my girl. The work on the dresses, with all the choices and fittings, would be a great distraction. It would keep her engaged and save her from possibly worrying about the De Mudds and what she might think of as a challenging experience. I never thought about myself—I, who knew nothing about drawing rooms like a cart horse! Blossom occupied my thoughts. My heart would be relentless until I saw her confident and self-assured among those high society circles, which I admired as much as I believed in. I would be proud of her place in the world, as well as relieved for her well-being, when Blossom, calm and composed, mingled on equal footing with those regarded as the nobility of the land.

Was this the dream of a peasant grown rich? Was it the doting vision of a father mad with fondness? Why should I not so spread the nets of my money and my power as to ensnare eminence and the world's respect for this darling Blossom of mine? Wherein would lie the wild extravagance of the conceit? Surely, there were men in every sort my inferiors, and women, not one of whom was fit to play the rôle of maid to Blossom, who had rapped at this gate, and saw it open unto them.

Was this the dream of a peasant who had become wealthy? Was it the loving vision of a father obsessed with his child? Why shouldn’t I use my money and power to secure status and respect for my precious Blossom? What would be so outrageous about that idea? Surely, there were men and women, many of whom were beneath me, who had knocked on this door and found it open to them.

Home I went elate, high, walking on air. Nor did I consider how weak it showed, that I, the stern captain of thousands, and with a great city in my hands to play or labor with, should be thus feather-tickled with a toy! It was amazing, yes; and yet it was no less sweet:—this building of air-castles to house my Blossom in!

Home I went, feeling thrilled and like I was walking on air. I didn’t think about how weak it looked that I, the tough leader of thousands, and with a whole city under my control to use however I wanted, could be so easily amused by a little thing! It was amazing, for sure; but it was also incredibly sweet—this dreaming up of fantasy homes for my Blossom!

It stood well beyond the strike of midnight as I told Anne the word that Morton had brought. Anne raised her dove's eyes to mine when I was done, and they were wet with tears. Anne's face was as the face of a nun, in its self-sacrifice and the tender, steady disinterest that looked from it.

It was well past midnight when I shared with Anne the news that Morton had brought. Anne looked up at me with her tear-filled eyes when I finished, and her face had a serene, almost angelic quality, reflecting selflessness and a gentle, unwavering detachment.

Now, as I exulted in a new bright life to be unrolled to the little tread of Blossom, I saw the shadows of a sorrow, vast and hopeless, settle upon Anne. At this I halted. As though to answer my silence, she put her hand caressingly upon my shoulder.

Now, as I reveled in the promise of a fresh start with Blossom, I noticed a deep, despairing sadness wash over Anne. This made me pause. In response to my silence, she gently placed her hand on my shoulder.

“Brother,” said Anne, “you must set aside these thoughts for Blossom of men and women she will never meet, of ballrooms she will never enter, of brilliant costumes she will never wear. It is one and all impossible; you do not understand.”

“Brother,” said Anne, “you need to put aside these thoughts of a blossoming life filled with people she'll never meet, of ballrooms she'll never attend, of amazing outfits she'll never wear. It's all impossible; you just don’t get it.”

With that, irritated of too much opposition and the hateful mystery of it, I turned roughly practical.

With that, frustrated by all the opposition and the frustrating mystery of it, I became very down-to-earth.

“Well!” said I, in a hardest tone, “admitting that I do not understand; and that I think on men and women she will never meet, and ballrooms she will never enter. Still, the costumes at least I can control, and it will mightily please me if you and Blossom at once attend to the frocks.”

“Well!” I said in a stern tone, “I admit I don’t understand; and I believe she’ll never meet the men and women I think of, and she’ll never step into any ballrooms. Still, at least I can control the costumes, and I would be really pleased if you and Blossom could take care of the dresses right away.”

“You do not understand!” persisted Anne, with sober gentleness. “Blossom would not wear an evening dress.”

“You don’t understand!” Anne insisted gently but seriously. “Blossom wouldn’t wear an evening dress.”

“Anne, you grow daft!” I cried. “How should there be aught immodest in dressing like every best woman in town? The question of modesty is a question of custom; it is in the exception one will find the indelicate. I know of no one more immodest than a prude.”

“Anne, you’re being ridiculous!” I exclaimed. “How could there be anything inappropriate about dressing like every other respectable woman in town? Modesty is about what’s considered normal; it’s in the exceptions that you’ll find what’s really improper. I can’t think of anyone more immodest than a prude.”

“Blossom is asleep,” said Anne, in her patient way. Then taking a bed-candle that burned on a table, she beckoned me. “Come; I will show you what I mean. Make no noise; we must not wake Blossom. She must never know that you have seen. She has held this a secret from you; and I, for her poor sake, have done the same.”

“Blossom is asleep,” Anne said calmly. Then she picked up a candle from the table and gestured for me to follow. “Come on; I’ll show you what I mean. Let’s be quiet; we mustn’t wake Blossom. She can never find out you’ve seen this. She’s kept it a secret from you, and for her sake, I’ve done the same.”

Anne opened the door of Blossom's room. My girl was in a gentle slumber. With touch light as down, Anne drew aside the covers from about her neck.

Anne opened the door to Blossom's room. My girl was in a peaceful sleep. With a touch as light as a feather, Anne pulled the covers away from her neck.

“There,” whispered Anne, “there! Look on her throat!”

“There,” whispered Anne, “there! Look at her throat!”

Once, long before, a man had hanged himself, and I was called. I had never forgotten the look of those marks which belted the neck of that self-strangled man. Encircling the lily throat of Blossom, I saw the fellows to those marks—raw and red and livid!

Once, long ago, a man hanged himself, and I was summoned. I've never forgotten the sight of those marks that circled the neck of that self-strangled man. Wrapping around the delicate neck of Blossom, I noticed the same kind of marks—raw, red, and bruised!

There are no words to tell the horror that swallowed me up. I turned ill; my reason stumbled on its feet. Anne led me from the room.

There are no words to describe the horror that consumed me. I felt sick; my mind lost its footing. Anne took me out of the room.

“The mark of the rope!” I gasped. “It is the mark of the rope!”

“The mark of the rope!” I exclaimed. “It’s the mark of the rope!”










CHAPTER XXI—THE REVEREND BRONSON'S REBELLION

WHAT should it be?—this gallows-brand to show like a bruised ribbon of evil about the throat of Blossom! Anne gave me the story of it. It was a birthmark; that hangman fear which smote upon the mother when, for the death of Jimmy the Blacksmith, I was thrown into a murderer's cell, had left its hideous trace upon the child. In Blossom's infancy and in her earliest childhood, the mark had lain hidden beneath the skin as seeds lie buried and dormant in the ground. Slowly, yet no less surely, the inveterate years had quickened it and brought it to the surface; it had grown and never stopped—this mark! and with each year it took on added sullenness. The best word that Anne could give me was that it would so continue in its ugly multiplication until the day of Blossom's death. There could be no escape; no curing change, by any argument of medicine or surgery, was to be brought about; there it glared and there it would remain, a mark to shrink from! to the horrid last. And by that token, my plans of a drawing room for Blossom found annihilation. Anne had said the truth; those dreams that my girl should shine, starlike, in the firmament of high society, must be put away.

WHAT should it be?—this gallows-brand to show like a bruised ribbon of evil around Blossom's neck! Anne told me the story. It was a birthmark; that hangman fear which struck the mother when I was locked in a murderer’s cell for the death of Jimmy the Blacksmith left its horrifying mark on the child. In Blossom's infancy and early childhood, the mark lay hidden beneath the skin like seeds buried and dormant in the earth. Slowly, yet undeniably, the relentless years brought it to the surface; it had grown and never stopped—this mark! And with each passing year, it became more pronounced. The best way Anne could describe it was that it would keep increasing in its ugliness until the day of Blossom’s death. There was no escape; no medical or surgical miracle could change it; it would glare there, and it would remain, a mark to be avoided until the very end. And with that realization, my dreams of creating a drawing room for Blossom were destroyed. Anne was right; those dreams of my girl shining like a star in the world of high society had to be set aside.

It will have a trivial sound, and perchance be scoffed at, when I say that for myself, personally, I remember no blacker disappointment than that which overtook me as I realized how there could come none of those triumphs of chandeliers and floors of wax. Now as I examine myself, I can tell that not a little of this was due to my own vanity, and a secret wish I cherished to see my child the equal of the first.

It may sound unimportant, and I might be laughed at for saying this, but for me, I remember no greater disappointment than when I realized that I wouldn’t experience any of those victories of stunning chandeliers and polished floors. Now, as I reflect on it, I can admit that a lot of this was because of my own vanity and a hidden desire I had to see my child measure up to the best.

And if it were so, why should I be shamed? Might I not claim integrity for a pride which would have found its account in such advancement? I had been a ragged boy about the streets. I had grown up ignorant; I had climbed, if climbing be the word, unaided of any pedigree or any pocketbook, into a place of riches and autocratic sway. Wherefore, to have surrounded my daughter with the children of ones who had owned those advantages which I missed—folk of the purple, all!—and they to accept her, would have been a victory, and to do me honor. I shall not ask the pardon of men because I longed for it; nor do I scruple to confess the blow my hopes received when I learned how those ambitions would never find a crown.

And if that’s the case, why should I feel ashamed? Shouldn’t I take pride in my integrity for achieving such success? I was a scrappy kid on the streets. I grew up without knowledge; I climbed, if you can call it climbing, without any fancy background or money, to a place of wealth and power. So, to see my daughter surrounded by the kids of those who had the advantages I didn’t—people of privilege, all!—and for them to accept her would have been a win for me and a mark of respect. I won’t apologize to anyone for wanting that; nor do I hesitate to admit how disappointed I was when I realized those ambitions would never come true.

Following my sight of that gallows mark, I sat for a long time collecting myself. It was a dreadful thing to think upon; the more, since it seemed to me that Blossom suffered in my stead. It was as if that halter, which I defeated, had taken my child for a revenge.

Following my sight of that gallows mark, I sat for a long time collecting myself. It was a terrible thing to think about; even more so since it felt like Blossom was suffering instead of me. It was as if that noose, which I overcame, had taken my child as a form of revenge.

“What can we do?” said I, at last.

“What can we do?” I finally said.

I spoke more from an instinct of conversation, and because I would have the company of Anne's sympathy, than with the thought of being answered to any purpose. I was set aback, therefore, by her reply.

I talked more out of a natural urge to chat and because I wanted Anne's support than with the expectation of getting a meaningful response. So, I was caught off guard by her reply.

“Let Blossom take the veil,” said Anne. “A convent, and the good work of it, would give her peace.”

“Let Blossom take the veil,” said Anne. “A convent and its good work would bring her peace.”

At that, I started resentfully. To one of my activity, I, who needed the world about me every moment—struggling, contending, succeeding—there could have come no word more hateful. The cell of a nun! It was as though Anne advised a refuge in the grave. I said as much, and with no special choice of phrases.

At that, I reacted with frustration. For someone like me, who needed the world around me every moment—striving, battling, achieving—there could be no more loathsome suggestion. A nun's cell! It felt like Anne was recommending I find sanctuary in the grave. I said as much, with no particular care for how I phrased it.

“Because Heaven in its injustice,” I cried, “has destroyed half her life, she is to make it a meek gift of the balance? Never, while I live! Blossom shall stay by me; I will make her happy in the teeth of Heaven!” Thus did I hurl my impious challenge. What was to be the return, and the tempest it drew upon poor Blossom, I shall unfold before I am done. I have a worm of conscience whose slow mouth gnaws my nature, and you may name it superstition if you choose. And by that I know, when now I sit here, lonesome save for my gold, and with no converse better than the yellow mocking leer of it, that it was this, my blasphemy, which wrought in Heaven's retort the whole of that misery which descended to dog my girl and drag her down. How else shall I explain that double darkness which swallowed up her innocence? It was the bolt of punishment, which those skies I had outraged, aimed at me.

“Because Heaven, in its unfairness,” I yelled, “has taken away half her life, she should just accept it and give up the rest? Never, as long as I’m alive! Blossom will stay with me; I will make her happy no matter what Heaven throws at us!” That was my defiant challenge. What happened next and the storm it brought upon poor Blossom, I will reveal before I finish. I have a nagging feeling of guilt that eats away at me, and you could call it superstition if you want. And from that, I understand, as I sit here alone, with only my gold for company and nothing better to talk to than its mocking, yellow shine, that it was this blasphemy of mine that brought about all the misery that fell upon my girl and brought her down. How else can I explain the deep darkness that consumed her innocence? It was the punishment aimed at me from the heavens I had disrespected.

Back to my labors of politics I went, with a fiercer heat than ever. My life, begun in politics, must end in politics. Still, there was a mighty change. I was not to look upon that strangling mark and escape the scar of it. I settled to a savage melancholy; I saw no pleasant moment. Constantly I ran before the hound-pack of my own thoughts, a fugitive, flying from myself.

Back to my political work I went, with more intensity than ever. My life, which started in politics, must end in politics. Still, there was a significant change. I couldn't look at that suffocating mark and not carry the scar of it. I fell into a deep sadness; I couldn’t find a happy moment. Constantly, I was on the run from the hunting pack of my own thoughts, a fugitive escaping from myself.

Also, there came the signs visible, and my hair was to turn and lose its color, until within a year it went as white as milk. Men, in the idleness of their curiosity, would notice this, and ask the cause. They were not to know; nor did Blossom ever learn how, led by Anne, I had crept upon her secret. It was a sorrow without a door, that sorrow of the hangman's mark; and because we may not remedy it, we will leave it, never again to be referred to until it raps for notice of its own black will.

Also, signs appeared, and my hair began to change and lose its color, until within a year it turned as white as milk. People, out of curiosity, would notice this and ask why. They weren’t meant to know; nor did Blossom ever find out how, led by Anne, I had stumbled upon her secret. It was a sorrow without a way out, that sorrow marked by the hangman; and since we can't fix it, let's leave it alone, never to be mentioned again until it demands attention for its own dark purpose.

The death of the Widow Van Flange did not remove from before me the question of young Van Flange and his degenerate destinies. The Reverend Bronson took up the business where it fell from the nerveless fingers of his mother on that day she died.

The death of the Widow Van Flange didn’t erase the question of young Van Flange and his unfortunate future from my mind. Reverend Bronson picked up the matter right where his mother left off the moment she passed away.

“Not that I believe he can be saved,” observed the Reverend Bronson; “for if I am to judge, the boy is already lost beyond recall. But there is such goods as a pious vengeance—an anger of righteousness!—and I find it in my heart to destroy with the law, those rogues who against the law destroy others. That Barclay Street nest of adders must be burned out; and I come to you for the fire.”

“Not that I think he can be saved,” noted Reverend Bronson; “because if I’m being honest, the kid is already beyond help. But there’s such a thing as righteous anger—a kind of holy vengeance!—and I feel compelled to use the law to take down those criminals who harm others in defiance of the law. That place on Barclay Street is like a den of snakes and needs to be cleaned out; I’m coming to you for the means to do it.”

In a sober, set-faced way, I was amused by the dominie's extravagance. And yet I felt a call to be on my guard with him. Suppose he were to dislodge a stone which in its rolling should crash into and crush the plans of the machine! The town had been lost before, and oftener than once, as the result of beginnings no more grave. Aside from my liking for the good man, I was warned by the perils of my place to speak him softly.

In a serious, calm manner, I found the dominie's showiness amusing. Yet, I felt the need to be cautious around him. What if he disturbed a stone that would roll and destroy the plans of the machine? The town had been lost before, and more than once, due to beginnings that were no more serious. Besides my fondness for the good man, I was reminded by the dangers of my position to speak to him gently.

“Well,” said I, trying for a humorous complexion, “if you are bound for a wrestle with those blacklegs, I will see that you have fair play.”

“Well,” I said, trying to be funny, “if you’re set on taking on those crooks, I’ll make sure you get a fair shot.”

“If that be true,” returned the Reverend Bronson, promptly, “give me Inspector McCue.”

“If that's true,” replied Reverend Bronson quickly, “get me Inspector McCue.”

“And why Inspector McCue?” I asked. The suggestion had its baffling side. Inspector McCue was that honest one urged long ago upon Big Kennedy by Father Considine. I did not know Inspector McCue; there might lurk danger in the man. “Why McCue?” I repeated. “The business of arresting gamblers belongs more with the uniformed police. Gothecore is your proper officer.”

“And why Inspector McCue?” I asked. The suggestion was puzzling. Inspector McCue was that honest guy recommended long ago to Big Kennedy by Father Considine. I didn't know Inspector McCue; there might be a threat in him. “Why McCue?” I repeated. “The job of arresting gamblers is more suited to the uniformed police. Gothecore is the right officer for that.”

“Gothecore is not an honest man,” said the Reverend Bronson, with sententious frankness. “McCue, on the other hand, is an oasis in the Sahara of the police. He can be trusted. If you support him he will collect the facts and enforce the law.”

“Gothecore is not an honest man,” said Reverend Bronson, speaking frankly. “McCue, on the other hand, is an oasis in the desert of the police. You can trust him. If you back him, he will gather the facts and uphold the law.”

“Very well,” said I, “you shall take McCue. I have no official control in the matter, being but a private man like yourself. But I will speak to the Chief of Police, and doubtless he will grant my request.”

“Alright,” I said, “you can take McCue. I don’t have any official authority in this, since I’m just a regular guy like you. But I’ll talk to the Chief of Police, and I’m sure he’ll agree to my request.”

“There is, at least, reason to think so,” retorted the Reverend Bronson in a dry tone.

“There is, at least, a reason to think so,” replied Reverend Bronson in a dry tone.

Before I went about an order to send Inspector McCue to the Reverend Bronson, I resolved to ask a question concerning him. Gothecore should be a well-head of information on that point; I would send for Gothecore. Also it might be wise to let him hear what was afoot for his precinct. He would need to be upon his defense, and to put others interested upon theirs.

Before I made the decision to send Inspector McCue to Reverend Bronson, I figured I should ask a question about him. Gothecore should have a lot of information on that topic, so I would call for Gothecore. It might also be a good idea to let him know what was happening in his area. He would need to be on guard and make sure others involved were prepared as well.

Melting Moses, who still stood warder at my portals, I dispatched upon some errand. The sight of Gothecore would set him mad. I felt sorrow rather than affection for Melting Moses. There was something unsettled and mentally askew with the boy. He was queer of feature, with the twisted fantastic face one sees carved on the far end of a fiddle. Commonly, he was light of heart, and his laugh would have been comic had it not been for a note of the weird which rang in it. I had not asked him, on the day when he went backing for a spring at the throat of Gothecore, the reason of his hate. His exclamation, “He killed me mudder!” told the story. Besides, I could have done no good. Melting Moses would have given me no reply. The boy, true to his faith of Cherry Hill, would fight out his feuds for himself; he would accept no one's help, and regarded the term “squealer” as an epithet of measureless disgrace.

Melting Moses, who still stood guard at my door, I sent on some errand. The sight of Gothecore would drive him mad. I felt more sadness than affection for Melting Moses. There was something off and mentally disturbed about the boy. He had a strange face, like the twisted features you see carved on the end of a fiddle. Usually, he was cheerful, and his laugh would have been funny if it didn't have a weird undertone. I hadn’t asked him, on the day he went after Gothecore, why he hated him. His shout, “He killed my mother!” explained everything. Besides, I wouldn't have been able to help. Melting Moses wouldn’t have given me an answer. Staying true to his Cherry Hill roots, he would fight his own battles; he wouldn’t accept anyone’s help and considered the term “squealer” to be a deeply shameful insult.

When Gothecore came in, I caught him at the first of it glowering furtively about, as though seeking someone.

When Gothecore came in, I saw him at the beginning, looking around suspiciously as if he was searching for someone.

“Where is that Melting Moses?” he inquired, when he saw how I observed him to be searching the place with his eye.

“Where's that Melting Moses?” he asked, noticing how I was watching him search the area with his eyes.

“And why?” said I.

"And why?" I asked.

“I thought I'd look him over, if you didn't mind. I can't move about my precinct of nights but he's behind me, playin' th' shadow. I want to know why he pipes me off, an' who sets him to it.”

“I thought I'd check him out, if that's okay with you. I can't go around my area at night without him following me, always lurking in the shadows. I want to know why he's bothering me and who sent him.”

“Well then,” said I, a bit impatiently, “I should have thought a full-grown Captain of Police was above fearing a boy.”

“Well then,” I said, a little impatiently, “I would have thought a grown Captain of Police wouldn’t be afraid of a kid.”

Without giving Gothecore further opening, I told him the story of the Reverend Bronson, and that campaign of purity he would be about.

Without giving Gothecore any more chance to speak, I told him the story of Reverend Bronson and the purity campaign he would be involved in.

“And as to young Van Flange,” said I. “Does he still lose his money in Barclay Street?”

“And what about young Van Flange?” I asked. “Is he still losing money on Barclay Street?”

“They've cleaned him up,” returned Gothecore. “Billy Van Flange is gone, hook, line, and sinker. He's on his uppers, goin' about panhandlin' old chums for a five-dollar bill.”

“They've tidied him up,” replied Gothecore. “Billy Van Flange is out of the picture, completely done for. He's hit rock bottom, begging his old friends for a five-dollar bill.”

“They made quick work of him,” was my comment.

“They took care of him fast,” was my comment.

“He would have it,” said Gothecore. “When his mother died th' boy got his bridle off. Th' property—about two hundred thousand dollars—was in paper an' th' way he turned it into money didn't bother him a bit. He came into Barclay Street, simply padded with th' long green—one-thousand-dollar bills, an' all that—an' them gams took it off him so fast he caught cold. He's dead broke; th' only difference between him an' a hobo, right now, is a trunk full of clothes.”

“He had to have it,” said Gothecore. “When his mother died, the boy got his hands on the bridle. The property—about two hundred thousand dollars—was in stocks, and the way he turned it into cash didn’t bother him at all. He came into Barclay Street, just loaded with cash—thousand-dollar bills, and all that—and those girls took it from him so quickly he got a cold. He’s completely broke; the only difference between him and a homeless person right now is a trunk full of clothes.”

“The Reverend Bronson,” said I, “has asked for Inspector McCue. What sort of a man is McCue?” Gothecore wrinkled his face into an expression of profound disgust.

“The Reverend Bronson,” I said, “has asked for Inspector McCue. What kind of guy is McCue?” Gothecore scrunched up his face in a look of deep disgust.

“Who's McCue?” he repeated. “He's one of them mugwump pets. He makes a bluff about bein' honest, too, does McCue. I think he'd join a church, if he took a notion it would stiffen his pull.”

“Who's McCue?” he repeated. “He's one of those mugwump pets. He acts like he's honest, too, does McCue. I think he'd join a church if he thought it would boost his influence.”

“But is he a man of strength? Can he make trouble?”

“But is he strong? Can he cause problems?”

“Trouble?” This with contempt. “When it comes to makin' trouble, he's a false alarm.”

“Trouble?” This with disdain. “When it comes to causing trouble, he’s just a false alarm.”

“Well,” said I, in conclusion, “McCue and the dominie are going into your precinct.”

“Well,” I said, wrapping things up, “McCue and the dominie are heading into your area.”

“I'll tell you one thing,” returned Gothecore, his face clouding up, “I think it's that same Reverend Bronson who gives Melting Moses th' office to dog me. I'll put Mr. Whitechoker onto my opinion of th' racket, one of these days.”

“I'll tell you something,” Gothecore replied, his expression darkening, “I think it's that same Reverend Bronson who has Melting Moses working to follow me around. One of these days, I’ll let Mr. Whitechoker know what I think about this whole setup.”

“You'd better keep your muzzle on,” I retorted. “Your mouth will get you into trouble yet.”

“You should keep your mouth shut,” I shot back. “Talking like that is going to land you in trouble.”

Gothecore went away grumbling, and much disposed to call himself ill-used.

Gothecore walked away complaining, feeling quite wronged.

During the next few days I was to receive frequent visits from the Reverend Bronson. His mission was to enlist me in his crusade against the gamblers. I put him aside on that point.

During the next few days, I would get regular visits from Reverend Bronson. His goal was to recruit me for his campaign against the gamblers. I pushed him away on that topic.

“You should remember,” said I, as pleasantly as I well could, “that I am a politician, not a policeman. I shall think of my party, and engage in no unusual moral exploits of the sort you suggest. The town doesn't want it done.”

"You should keep in mind," I said as kindly as I could, "that I'm a politician, not a cop. I'll focus on my party and won't get involved in any unusual moral actions like you suggest. The town doesn't want that."

“The question,” responded the Reverend Bronson warmly, “is one of law and morality, and not of the town's desires. You say you are a politician, and not a policeman. If it comes to that, I am a preacher, and not a policeman. Still, I no less esteem it my duty to interfere for right. I see no difference between your position and my own.”

“The question,” replied Reverend Bronson warmly, “is about law and morality, not what the town wants. You say you're a politician and not a cop. If that's the case, I’m a preacher, not a cop either. Still, I see it as my duty to step in for what's right. I don’t see any difference between your role and mine.”

“But I do. To raid gamblers, and to denounce them, make for your success in your profession. With me, it would be all the other way. It is quite easy for you to adopt the path you do. Now I am not so fortunately placed.”

“But I do. Targeting gamblers and exposing them is key to your success in your field. For me, it’s completely different. It’s much easier for you to follow the path you’ve chosen. I’m not in such a fortunate position.”

“You are the head of Tammany Hall,” said the Reverend Bronson solemnly. “It is a position which loads you with responsibility, since your power for good or bad in the town is absolute. You have but to point your finger at those gambling dens, and they would wither from the earth.”

“You are the head of Tammany Hall,” said Reverend Bronson seriously. “It’s a role that comes with a lot of responsibility, as your influence for better or worse in the city is total. You just have to point at those gambling dens, and they would vanish from existence.”

“Now you do me too much compliment,” said I. “The Chief of Tammany is a much weaker man than you think. Moreover, I shall not regard myself as responsible for the morals of the town.”

“Now you’re flattering me too much,” I said. “The Chief of Tammany is a far weaker man than you realize. Besides, I won’t hold myself responsible for the town’s morals.”

“Take young Van Flange,” went on the Reverend Bronson, disregarding my remark. “They've ruined the boy; and you might have saved him.”

“Look at young Van Flange,” continued the Reverend Bronson, ignoring my comment. “They’ve messed up the kid; and you could have helped him.”

“And there you are mistaken,” I replied. “But if it were so, why should I be held for his ruin? 'I am not my brother's keeper.'”

“And there you are mistaken,” I replied. “But if that were the case, why should I be blamed for his downfall? 'I am not my brother's keeper.'”

“And so Cain said,” responded the Reverend Bronson. Then, as he was departing: “I do not blame you too much, for I can see that you are the slave of your position. But do not shield yourself with the word that you are not your brother's keeper. You may be made grievously to feel that your brother's welfare is your welfare, and that in his destruction your own destruction is also to be found.”

“And so Cain said,” replied Reverend Bronson. Then, as he was leaving, he added, “I don't blame you too much, because I see that you're trapped by your circumstances. But don’t hide behind the idea that you’re not responsible for your brother. You might come to realize that your brother's well-being directly affects you, and that in his downfall, your own downfall is also waiting for you.”

Men have rallied me as superstitious, and it may be that some grains of truth lie buried in that charge. Sure it is, that this last from the Reverend Bronson was not without its uncomfortable effect. It pressed upon me in a manner vaguely dark, and when he was gone, I caught myself regretting the “cleaning up,” as Gothecore expressed it, of the dissolute young Van Flange.

Men have called me superstitious, and there might be some truth to that accusation. It's certain that the recent comments from Reverend Bronson affected me in an unsettling way. They weighed on me vaguely, and after he left, I found myself wishing I hadn’t been involved in "cleaning up," as Gothecore put it, the troubled young Van Flange.

And yet, why should one feel sympathy for him who, by his resolute viciousness, struck down his own mother? If ever rascal deserved ruin, it was he who had destroyed the hopes of one who loved him before all! The more I considered, the less tender for the young Van Flange I grew. And as to his destruction carrying personal scathe for me, it might indeed do, as a flourish of the pulpit, to say so, but it was a thought too far fetched, as either a warning or a prophecy, to justify one in transacting by its light his own existence, or the affairs of a great organization of politics. The end of it was that I smiled over a weakness that permitted me to be disturbed by mournful forebodes, born of those accusing preachments of the Reverend Bronson.

And yet, why should anyone feel sympathy for someone who, through his determined wrongdoing, harmed his own mother? If anyone deserves to fall, it was him, who shattered the hopes of someone who loved him above all else! The more I thought about it, the less compassion I had for the young Van Flange. And as for his downfall having any personal impact on me, it might sound dramatic to say so, but that thought was too far-fetched, whether as a warning or a prediction, to justify using it to guide my own life or the workings of a major political organization. In the end, I found myself smiling at a weakness that allowed me to be troubled by gloomy predictions, influenced by the scolding sermons of Reverend Bronson.

For all that my reverend mentor was right; the sequel proved how those flames which licked up young Van Flange were to set consuming fire to my own last hope.

For all that my respected mentor was right; the follow-up showed how the flames that devoured young Van Flange would ignite the final hope I had left.

It would seem that young Van Flange, as a topic, was in everybody's mouth. Morton, having traction occasion for calling on me, began to talk of him at once.

It seems that young Van Flange was the talk of the town. Morton, when he had the chance to drop by, immediately started discussing him.

“Really!” observed Morton, discussing young Van Flange, “while he's a deuced bad lot, don't y' know, and not at all likely to do Mulberry credit, I couldn't see him starve, if only for his family. So I set him to work, as far from the company's money as I could put him, and on the soberish stipend of nine hundred dollars a year. I look for the best effects from those nine hundred dollars; a chap can't live a double life on that; he can't, really!”

“Seriously!” said Morton, talking about young Van Flange, “even though he's quite a troubled guy and probably won’t bring any good to Mulberry, I just couldn’t let him starve, especially for his family’s sake. So, I’ve put him to work as far from the company’s money as possible, and with a modest salary of nine hundred dollars a year. I expect to see the best results from that nine hundred dollars; a guy can’t lead a double life on that; he really can’t!”

“And you call him a bad lot,” said I.

“And you call him a bad guy,” I said.

“The worst in the world,” returned Morton. “You see young Van Flange is such a weakling; really, there's nothing to tie to. All men are vicious; but there are some who are strong enough to save themselves. This fellow isn't.”

“The worst in the world,” replied Morton. “You see, young Van Flange is such a weakling; honestly, there's nothing to hold onto. All men are wicked; but some are strong enough to save themselves. This guy isn't.”

“His family is one of the best,” said I.

“His family is one of the best,” I said.

For myself, I've a sincere respect for blood, and some glimpse of it must have found display in my face.

For me, I have a genuine respect for blood, and some hint of that must have shown on my face.

“My dear boy,” cried Morton, “there's no more empty claptrap than this claptrap of family.” Here Morton adorned his high nose with the eyeglass that meant so much with him, and surveyed me as from a height. “There's nothing in a breed when it comes to a man.”

“My dear boy,” exclaimed Morton, “there’s no more empty nonsense than this family nonsense.” Here, Morton adjusted his eyeglass, which was very important to him, and looked down at me as if from a high vantage point. “There’s no value in lineage when it comes to a person.”

“Would you say the same of a horse or a dog?”

“Would you say the same about a horse or a dog?”

“By no means, old chap; but a dog or a horse is prodigiously a different thing, don't y' know. The dominant traits of either of those noble creatures are honesty, courage, loyalty—they're the home of the virtues. Now a man is another matter. He's an evil beggar, is a man; and, like a monkey, he has virtues only so far as you force him to adopt them. As Machiavelli says: 'We're born evil, and become good only by compulsion.' Now to improve a breed, as the phrase is, makes simply for the promotion of what are the dominant traits of the creature one has in hand. Thus, to refine or emphasize the horse and the dog, increases them in honesty, loyalty, and courage since such are top-traits with those animals. With a monkey or a man, and by similar argument, the more you refine him, the more abandoned he becomes. Really,” and here Morton restored himself with a cigarette, “I shouldn't want these views to find their way to my club. It would cause the greatest row ever in our set; it would, really! I am made quite ill to only think of it.”

“Not at all, my friend; but a dog or a horse is vastly different, you know. The main qualities of those noble creatures are honesty, courage, and loyalty—they're the essence of virtue. A man, on the other hand, is a whole different story. He's a wicked creature; and, like a monkey, he only shows virtues when he's forced to adopt them. As Machiavelli said: 'We're born evil, and become good only out of necessity.' Now, to improve a breed, as they say, really just means enhancing the dominant qualities of the animal you’re dealing with. So, refining or emphasizing traits in the horse and the dog boosts their honesty, loyalty, and courage since those are their key traits. But with a monkey or a man, the opposite is true; the more you refine them, the more depraved they become. Honestly,” and here Morton took a moment to light a cigarette, “I wouldn't want these opinions to circulate at my club. It would cause the biggest uproar in our circle; it really would! Just the thought of it makes me quite uneasy.”

“What would you call a gentleman, then?” I asked.

“What would you call a gentleman, then?” I asked.

Morton's theories, while I in no manner subscribed to them, entertained me.

Morton's theories, although I didn't agree with them at all, intrigued me.

“What should I call a gentleman? Why I should call him the caricature of a man, don't y' know.”

“What should I call a gentleman? Well, I should call him the caricature of a man, don’t you know.”

The Reverend Bronson had been abroad in his campaign against those sharpers of Barclay Street for perhaps four weeks. I understood, without paying much heed to the subject, that he was seeking the evidence of their crimes, with a final purpose of having them before a court. There had been no public stir; the papers had said nothing. What steps had been taken were taken without noise. I doubted not that the investigation would, in the finish, die out. The hunted ones of Barclay Street were folk well used to the rôle of fugitive, and since Gothecore kept them informed of the enemy's strategy, I could not think they would offer the Reverend Bronson and his ally, McCue, any too much margin.

The Reverend Bronson had been out of the country on his mission against the con artists on Barclay Street for about four weeks. I gathered, without paying much attention to it, that he was trying to gather evidence of their crimes, ultimately aiming to take them to court. There hadn’t been any public commotion; the newspapers didn’t cover it. The actions that had been taken were done quietly. I didn’t doubt that the investigation would eventually fade away. The people on Barclay Street were pretty familiar with being on the run, and since Gothecore kept them updated on the enemy's plans, I couldn’t imagine they would give Reverend Bronson and his partner, McCue, much of a chance.

As yet, I had never seen this McCue. By that, I knew him to be an honest man. Not that one is to understand how none save a rogue would come to me. I need hardly explain, however, that every policeman of dark-lantern methods was eagerly prone to make my acquaintance. It was a merest instinct of caution; the storm might break and he require a friend. Now this McCue had never sought to know me, and so I argued that his record was pure white.

As of now, I had never met this McCue. From that, I figured he must be an honest guy. It’s not difficult to see why only a shady character would want to approach me. I shouldn’t have to point out that every cop who uses underhanded tactics was always eager to get to know me. It was just a basic instinct for caution; a storm could hit, and he might need a friend. But this McCue had never tried to get to know me, which led me to believe his background was completely clean.

This did not please me; I preferred men upon whom one might have some hold. These folk of a smooth honesty go through one's fingers like water, and no more of a grip to be obtained upon one of them than upon the Hudson. I made up my mind that I would see this McCue.

This didn’t sit well with me; I liked men who you could have some influence over. These people with their fake honesty slip through your fingers like water, and you can’t get a grip on them any more than you can on the Hudson. I decided I needed to see this McCue.

Still I did not send for him; it was no part of my policy to exhibit concern in one with whom I was strange, and who later might open his mouth to quote it against me. McCue, however, was so much inclined to humor my desire, that one afternoon he walked into my presence of his own free will.

Still, I didn’t send for him; it wasn’t my approach to show concern for someone I didn’t know well, especially someone who might later use it against me. However, McCue was so eager to accommodate my wishes that one afternoon he came into my presence of his own accord.

“My name is McCue,” said he, “Inspector McCue.” I motioned him to a chair. “I've been told to collect evidence against certain parties in Barclay Street,” he added. Then he came to a full stop.

“My name is McCue,” he said, “Inspector McCue.” I gestured for him to take a seat. “I’ve been instructed to gather evidence against some individuals on Barclay Street,” he continued. Then he paused completely.

While I waited for him to proceed in his own way and time, I studied Inspector McCue. He was a square-shouldered man, cautious, keen, resolute; and yet practical, and not one to throw himself away in the jaws of the impossible. What he had come to say, presently proved my estimate of him. On the whole, I didn't like the looks of Inspector McCue.

While I waited for him to go on in his own way and time, I observed Inspector McCue. He was a broad-shouldered man, careful, sharp, determined; yet also practical, and not one to risk himself in a hopeless situation. What he came to say ended up confirming my impression of him. Overall, I wasn't a fan of Inspector McCue's appearance.

“What is your purpose?” I asked at last. “I need not tell you that I have no official interest in what you may be about. Still less have I a personal concern.”

“What is your purpose?” I finally asked. “I don’t need to tell you that I have no official interest in what you’re doing. Even less do I have a personal concern.”

Inspector McCue's only retort was a grimace that did not add to his popularity. Next he went boldly to the object of his call.

Inspector McCue's only response was a grimace that didn't help his popularity. Next, he confidently approached the reason for his visit.

“What I want to say is this,” said he. “I've collected the evidence I was sent after; I can lay my hands on the parties involved as keepers and dealers in that Barclay Street den. But I'm old enough to know that all the evidence in the world won't convict these crooks unless the machine is willing. I'm ready to go ahead and take my chances. But I'm not ready to run against a stone wall in the dark. I'd be crazy, where no good can come, to throw myself away.”

“What I want to say is this,” he said. “I've gathered the evidence I was looking for; I can track down the people involved as owners and sellers in that Barclay Street place. But I know well enough that all the evidence in the world won't bring these criminals to justice unless the system is on our side. I'm ready to move forward and take my chances. But I'm not willing to slam into a brick wall in the dark. It would be foolish to throw myself away where nothing good can come of it.”

“Now this is doubtless of interest to you,” I replied, putting some impression of distance into my tones, “but what have I to do with the matter?”

“Now this is definitely interesting to you,” I replied, putting some distance in my voice, “but what does it have to do with me?”

“Only this,” returned McCue. “I'd like to have you tell me flat, whether or no you want these parties pinched.”

“Just this,” McCue replied. “I’d like you to tell me straight up, whether or not you want these people locked up.”

“Inspector McCue,” said I, “if that be your name and title, it sticks in my head that you are making a mistake. You ask me a question which you might better put to your chief.”

“Inspector McCue,” I said, “if that’s your name and title, I can't shake the feeling that you’re making a mistake. You’re asking me a question that you’d be better off directing to your boss.”

“We won't dispute about it,” returned my caller; “and I'm not here to give offense. I am willing to do my duty; but, as I've tried to explain, I don't care to sacrifice myself if the game's been settled against me in advance. You speak of my going to the chief. If arrests are to be made, he's the last man I ought to get my orders from.”

“We're not going to argue about it,” my visitor said. “I’m not here to cause any trouble. I want to do my part, but as I’ve tried to explain, I don’t want to put myself on the line if the outcome has already been decided against me. You mention me going to the chief. If arrests are going to happen, he’s the last person I should be taking orders from.”

“If you will be so good as to explain?” said I.

“If you could please explain?” I said.

“Because, if I am to go on, I must begin by collaring the chief. He's the principal owner of that Barclay Street joint.”

“Because if I'm going to continue, I need to start by taking down the boss. He's the main owner of that place on Barclay Street.”

This was indeed news, and I had no difficulty in looking grave.

This was definitely news, and I had no trouble looking serious.

“Captain Gothecore is in it, too; but his end is with the restaurant keeper. That check-cashing racket was a case of flam; there was a hold-out went with that play. The boy, Van Flange, was always drunk, and the best he ever got for, say a five-hundred-dollar check, was three hundred dollars. Gothecore was in on the difference. There's the lay-out. Not a pleasant outlook, certainly; and not worth attempting arrests about unless I know that the machine is at my back.”

“Captain Gothecore is involved as well, but his outcome is tied to the restaurant owner. That check-cashing scam was a setup; there was a hidden agenda behind that operation. The kid, Van Flange, was always drunk, and the most he ever got for, let’s say, a five-hundred-dollar check, was three hundred dollars. Gothecore was taking a cut of that difference. That's the situation. It’s not a nice scenario, for sure; and it's not worth trying to make arrests unless I’m certain that I have the support of the organization behind me.”

“You keep using the term 'machine,'” said I coldly. “If by that you mean Tammany Hall, I may tell you, sir, that the 'machine' has no concern in the affair. You will do your duty as you see it.”

“You keep using the term 'machine,'” I said coldly. “If you mean Tammany Hall by that, let me tell you, sir, that the 'machine' has nothing to do with this situation. You will do your duty as you see fit.”

Inspector McCue sat biting his lips. After a moment, he got upon his feet to go.

Inspector McCue sat there, biting his lips. After a moment, he stood up to leave.

“I think it would have been better,” said he, “if you had met me frankly. However, I've showed you my hand; now I'll tell you what my course will be. This is Wednesday. I must, as you've said yourself, do my duty. If—mark you, I say 'If'—if I am in charge of this case on Saturday, I shall make the arrests I've indicated.”

“I think it would have been better,” he said, “if you had met with me openly. However, I've laid my cards on the table; now I'll tell you what my plan is. Today is Wednesday. I must, as you've mentioned, do my duty. If—note that I say 'If'—if I am in charge of this case on Saturday, I will make the arrests I've mentioned.”

“Did you ever see such gall!” exclaimed the Chief of Police, when I recounted my conversation with Inspector McCue. Then, holding up his pudgy hands in a manner of pathetic remonstrance: “It shows what I told you long ago. One honest man will put th' whole force on th' bum!”

“Have you ever seen such nerve!” exclaimed the Chief of Police when I shared my conversation with Inspector McCue. Then, raising his chubby hands in a gesture of helpless protest, he said, “It proves what I told you a long time ago. One honest person can ruin the entire department!”

Inspector McCue, on the day after his visit, was removed from his place, and ordered to a precinct in the drear far regions of the Bronx. The order was hardly dry on the paper when there descended upon me the Reverend Bronson, his eyes glittering with indignation, and a protest against this Siberia for Inspector McCue apparent in his face.

Inspector McCue, the day after his visit, was reassigned to a precinct in the distant, bleak areas of the Bronx. The order was hardly official when the Reverend Bronson showed up, his eyes shining with anger, clearly protesting this punishment for Inspector McCue.

“And this,” cried the Reverend Bronson, as he came through the door, “and this is what comes to an officer who is willing to do his duty!”

“And this,” shouted Reverend Bronson as he walked through the door, “and this is what happens to an officer who is ready to do his job!”

“Sit down, Doctor,” said I soothingly, at the same time placing a chair; “sit down.”

“Sit down, Doctor,” I said gently, while pulling out a chair; “just take a seat.”










CHAPTER XXII—THE MAN OF THE KNIFE

WHEN the first gust was over, the Reverend Bronson seemed sad rather than enraged. He reproached the machine for the failure of his effort against that gambling den.

WHEN the first gust was over, Reverend Bronson looked more sad than angry. He blamed the machine for his unsuccessful attempt to shut down that gambling den.

“But why do you call yourself defeated?” I asked. It was no part of my purpose to concede, even by my silence, that either I or Tammany was opposed to the Reverend Bronson. “You should put the matter to the test of a trial before you say that.”

“But why do you call yourself defeated?” I asked. It wasn't my intention to admit, even by being silent, that either I or Tammany was against Reverend Bronson. “You should put the matter to the test of a trial before you say that.”

“What can I do without Inspector McCue? and he has been removed from the affair. I talked with him concerning it; he told me himself there was no hope.”

“What can I do without Inspector McCue? He’s been taken out of the case. I talked to him about it; he told me directly that there was no hope.”

“Now, what were his words?” said I, for I was willing to discover how far Inspector McCue had used my name.

“Now, what did he say?” I asked, since I wanted to find out how much Inspector McCue had mentioned my name.

“Why, then,” returned the Reverend Bronson, with a faint smile at the recollection, “if I am to give you the precise words, our talk ran somewhat like this:

“Why, then,” replied Reverend Bronson, with a slight smile at the memory, “if I’m to tell you exactly what was said, our conversation went something like this:

“'Doctor, what's the use?' said Inspector McCue. 'We're up against it; we can't move a wheel.'

“'Doctor, what's the point?' said Inspector McCue. 'We're stuck; we can't make any progress.'”

“'There's such a word as law,' said I, advancing much, the argument you have just now given me; 'and such a thing as justice.'

“'There is such a thing as law,' I said, stepping forward with the point you just made; 'and there is such a thing as justice.'”

“'Not in the face of the machine,' responded Inspector McCue. 'The will of the machine stands for all the law and all the justice that we're likely to get. The machine has the courts, the juries, the prosecuting officers, and the police. Every force we need is in its hands. Personally, of course, they couldn't touch you; but if I were to so much as lift a finger, I'd be destroyed. Some day I, myself, may be chief; and if I am, for once in a way, I'll guarantee the decent people of this town a run for their money.'

“'Not in front of the machine,' replied Inspector McCue. 'The power of the machine represents all the law and justice we’re likely to see. The machine controls the courts, the juries, the prosecutors, and the police. Every resource we need is at its disposal. Personally, of course, they couldn’t go after you; but if I were to even make a move, I’d be finished. One day, I might be in charge; and if I am, I’ll make sure the good people of this town get their money’s worth.'”

“'And yet,' said I, 'we prate of liberty!'

“'And yet,' I said, 'we talk about freedom!'”

“'Liberty!' cried he. 'Doctor, our liberties are in hock to the politicians, and we've lost the ticket.'”

“'Freedom!' he shouted. 'Doctor, our freedoms are tied up with the politicians, and we've lost the way out.'”

It was in my mind to presently have the stripes and buttons off the loquacious, honest Inspector McCue. The Reverend Bronson must have caught some gleam of it in my eye; he remonstrated with a gentle hand upon my arm.

It was on my mind to soon have the stripes and buttons off the talkative, honest Inspector McCue. The Reverend Bronson must have seen a hint of it in my eye; he gently placed his hand on my arm to protest.

“Promise me that no more harm shall come to McCue,” he said. “I ought not to have repeated his words. He has been banished to the Bronx; isn't that punishment enough for doing right?”

“Promise me that no more harm will come to McCue,” he said. “I shouldn’t have repeated what he said. He’s been exiled to the Bronx; isn’t that punishment enough for doing the right thing?”

“Yes,” I returned, after a pause; “I give you my word, your friend is in no further peril. You should tell him, however, to forget the name, 'machine.' Also, he has too many opinions for a policeman.”

“Yes,” I replied after a moment; “I promise you, your friend is no longer in danger. You should tell him, though, to forget the term ‘machine.’ Also, he has way too many opinions for a cop.”

The longer I considered, the more it was clear that it would not be a cautious policy to cashier McCue. It would make an uproar which I did not care to court when so near hand to an election. It was not difficult, therefore, to give the Reverend Bronson that promise, and I did it with a good grace.

The more I thought about it, the clearer it became that it wouldn't be smart to fire McCue. It would cause a big commotion that I didn't want to deal with so close to the election. So, it wasn't hard at all to make that promise to Reverend Bronson, and I did it gladly.

Encouraged by my compliance, the Reverend Bronson pushed into an argument, the object of which was to bring me to his side for the town's reform.

Encouraged by my acceptance, Reverend Bronson launched into an argument aimed at getting me to support his vision for the town's reform.

“Doctor,” said I, when he had set forth what he conceived to be my duty to the premises, “even if I were disposed to go with you, I would have to go alone. I could no more take Tammany Hall in the direction you describe, than I could take the East River. As I told you once before, you should consider our positions. It is the old quarrel of theory and practice. You proceed upon a theory that men are what they should be; I must practice existence upon the fact of men as they are.”

“Doctor,” I said, once he laid out what he thought I should do about the situation, “even if I wanted to join you, I’d have to go by myself. I could no more take Tammany Hall in the way you're suggesting than I could take the East River. As I mentioned before, you need to consider our roles. It’s the old conflict between theory and practice. You operate on the belief that people are how they should be; I have to deal with the reality of people as they are.”

“There is a debt you owe Above!” returned the Reverend Bronson, the preacher within him beginning to struggle.

“There is a debt you owe above!” replied Reverend Bronson, the preacher inside him starting to fight back.

“And what debt should that be?” I cried, for my mind, on the moment, ran gloomily to Blossom. “What debt should I owe there?—I, who am the most unhappy man in the world!”

“And what debt is that supposed to be?” I exclaimed, as my thoughts instantly turned dark to Blossom. “What debt could I possibly owe there?—I, who am the most miserable person in the world!”

There came a look into the eyes of the Reverend Bronson that was at once sharp with interrogation and soft with sympathy. He saw that I had been hard wounded, although he could not know by what; and he owned the kindly tact to change the course of his remarks.

There was a look in Reverend Bronson's eyes that was both piercing with questions and gentle with compassion. He noticed that I had been deeply hurt, even though he couldn't know how; and he had the kind consideration to steer his conversation in a different direction.

“There is one point, sure,” resumed the Reverend Bronson, going backward in his trend of thought, “and of that I warn you. I shall not give up this fight. I began with an attack upon those robbers, and I've been withstood by ones who should have strengthened my hands. I shall now assail, not alone the lawbreakers, but their protectors. I shall attack the machine and the police. I shall take this story into every paper that will print it; I shall summon the pulpits to my aid; I shall arouse the people, if they be not deaf or dead, to wage war on those who protect such vultures in their rapine for a share of its returns. There shall be a moral awakening; and you may yet conclude, when you sit down in the midst of defeat, that honesty is after all the best policy, and that virtue has its reward.”

“There’s one thing for sure,” the Reverend Bronson continued, shifting back to his main point. “I won’t back down from this fight. I started by going after those thieves, and I’ve been opposed by people who should have been on my side. Now, I’m going to challenge not just the criminals, but also their protectors. I’ll confront the system and the police. I’ll take this story to every newspaper willing to publish it; I’ll call on churches for support; I’ll rally the people, if they’re not completely indifferent, to fight against those who enable these predators to profit from their crimes. There will be a moral awakening; and you might eventually find, when faced with complete failure, that honesty really is the best policy, and that doing the right thing has its rewards.”

The Reverend Bronson, in the heat of feeling, had risen from the chair, and declaimed rather than said this, while striding up and down. To him it was as though my floor were a rostrum, and the private office of Tammany's Chief, a lecture room. I am afraid I smiled a bit cynically at his ardor and optimism, for he took me in sharp hand, “Oh! I shall not lack recruits,” said he, “and some will come from corners you might least suspect. I met your great orator, Mr. Gutterglory, but a moment ago; he gave me his hand, and promised his eloquence to the cause of reform.”

The Reverend Bronson, fueled by his emotions, stood up from the chair and passionately proclaimed this while pacing back and forth. To him, my floor felt like a stage, and the private office of Tammany's Chief was a classroom. I couldn't help but smile a bit cynically at his enthusiasm and optimism, as he grabbed my attention. “Oh! I won’t be short on supporters,” he said, “and some will come from places you might not expect. I just ran into your great speaker, Mr. Gutterglory; he shook my hand and promised his skills to the cause of reform.”

“Nor does that surprise me,” said I. Then, with a flush of wrath: “You may say to orator Gutterglory that I shall have something to remind him of when he takes the stump in your support.”

“I'm not surprised,” I said. Then, with a rush of anger: “You can tell Gutterglory that I’ll have something to remind him of when he campaigns for you.”

My anger over Gutterglory owned a certain propriety of foundation. He was that sodden Cicero who marred the scene when, long before, I called on Big Kennedy, with the reputable old gentleman and Morton, to consult over the Gas Company's injunction antics touching Mulberry Traction. By some wonderful chance, Gutterglory had turned into sober walks. Big Kennedy, while he lived, and afterward I, myself, had upheld him, and put him in the way of money. He paid us with eloquence in conventions and campaigns, and on show occasions when Tammany would celebrate a holiday or a victory. From low he soared to high, and surely none was more pleased thereby than I. On every chance I thrust him forward; and I was sedulous to see that always a stream of dollar-profit went running his way.

My anger towards Gutterglory had a certain justified basis. He was that dull Cicero who ruined the moment when, long ago, I visited Big Kennedy, along with the respectable old gentleman and Morton, to discuss the Gas Company's legal antics regarding Mulberry Traction. By some incredible chance, Gutterglory had turned to a more serious life. Big Kennedy, while he was alive, and later I myself, had supported him and helped him find financial backing. He paid us back with speeches at conventions and campaigns, and during special occasions when Tammany would celebrate a holiday or a win. From humble beginnings, he rose to great heights, and no one was happier about it than I was. Whenever I had the chance, I pushed him forward; and I always made sure that a steady stream of profits was headed his way.

Morton, I remember, did not share my enthusiasm. It was when I suggested Gutterglory as counsel for Mulberry.

Morton, I remember, wasn't as excited as I was. It was when I proposed Gutterglory as the adviser for Mulberry.

“But really now!” objected Morton, with just a taint of his old-time lisp, “the creature doesn't know enough. He's as shallow as a skimming dish, don't y' know.”

“But seriously!” protested Morton, with a hint of his old lisp, “the guy doesn’t know enough. He’s as shallow as a dish, you know.”

“Gutterglory is the most eloquent of men,” I protested.

“Gutterglory is the most articulate of guys,” I protested.

“I grant you the beggar is quite a talker, and all that,” retorted Morton, twirling that potential eyeglass, “but the trouble is, old chap, that when we've said that, we've said all. Gutterglory is a mere rhetorical freak. He ought to take a rest, and give his brain a chance to grow up with his vocabulary.”

“I’ll admit the beggar is quite a talker and all that,” Morton shot back, spinning that potential eyeglass, “but the problem is, my friend, that once we’ve said that, we’ve said everything. Gutterglory is just a rhetorical oddity. He should take a break and let his brain catch up to his vocabulary.”

What Morton said had no effect on me; I clung to Gutterglory, and made his life worth while. I was given my return when I learned that for years he had gone about, unknown to me, extorting money from people with the use of my name. Scores have paid peace-money to Gutterglory, and thought it was I who bled them. So much are we at the mercy of rascals who win our confidence!

What Morton said didn't affect me; I held on to Gutterglory and made his life meaningful. I got my payoff when I found out that for years he had been going around, unbeknownst to me, taking money from people using my name. Dozens have paid off Gutterglory, thinking it was me who was draining them. We're so vulnerable to crooks who gain our trust!

It was the fact of his learning that did it. I could never be called a good judge of one who knew books. I was over prone to think him of finest honor who wrote himself a man of letters, for it was my weakness to trust where I admired. In the end, I discovered the villain duplicity of Gutterglory, and cast him out; at that, the scoundrel was rich with six figures to his fortune, and every dime of it the harvest of some blackmail in my name.

It was his knowledge that did it. I could never claim to be a good judge of someone who knew books. I was too quick to think highly of anyone who called themselves a man of letters, because I had a tendency to trust those I admired. In the end, I uncovered the deceitful nature of Gutterglory and expelled him; meanwhile, that scoundrel was sitting on a fortune in six figures, and every penny of it was from blackmailing people in my name.

He became a great fop, did Gutterglory; and when last I saw him—it being Easter Day, as I stepped from the Cathedral, where I'd been with Blossom—he was teetering along Fifth Avenue, face powdered and a glow of rouge on each cheekbone, stayed in at the waist, top hat, frock coat, checked trousers, snowy “spats” over his patent leathers, a violet in his buttonhole, a cane carried endwise in his hand, elbows crooked, shoulders bowed, the body pitched forward on his toes, a perfect picture of that most pitiful of things—an age-seamed doddering old dandy! This was he whom the Reverend Bronson vaunted as an ally!

He became quite the dandy, Gutterglory did; and the last time I saw him—it was Easter Sunday, as I was leaving the Cathedral with Blossom—he was strutting down Fifth Avenue, his face powdered and sporting a rosy tint on each cheekbone, nipped in at the waist, wearing a top hat, a frock coat, checked trousers, white “spats” over his patent leather shoes, a violet in his buttonhole, a cane held upright in his hand, elbows bent, shoulders hunched, his body leaning forward on his toes, a perfect example of that most sad of sights—a worn-out, doddering old dandy! This was the man the Reverend Bronson bragged about as an ally!

“You are welcome to Gutterglory,” said I to my reverend visitor on that time when he named him as one to become eloquent for reform. “It but proves the truth of what Big John Kennedy so often said: Any rogue, kicked out of Tammany Hall for his scoundrelisms, can always be sure of a job as a 'reformer.'”

“You're welcome to Gutterglory,” I said to my reverend guest when he was named as someone who would speak out for reform. “It just shows what Big John Kennedy often said: Any crook thrown out of Tammany Hall for his wrongdoing can always count on getting a job as a 'reformer.'”

“Really!” observed Morton, when a few days later I was telling him of the visit of the Reverend Bronson, “I've a vast respect for Bronson. I can't say that I understand him—working for nothing among the scum and rubbish of humanity!—for personally I've no talent for religion, don't y' know! And so he thinks that honesty is the best policy!”

“Really!” said Morton, when a few days later I was telling him about the visit from Reverend Bronson, “I have a lot of respect for Bronson. I can't say that I understand him—working for free among the dregs of society!—because personally, I have no knack for religion, you know! And he believes that honesty is the best policy!”

“He seemed to think it not open to contradiction.”

“He seemed to believe it was not up for debate.”

“Hallucination, positive hallucination, my boy! At-least, if taken in a money sense; and 'pon my word! that's the only sense in which it's worth one's while to take anything—really! Honesty the best policy! Why, our dominie should look about him. Some of our most profound scoundrels are our richest men. Money is so much like water, don't y' know, that it seems always to seek the lowest places;” and with that, Morton went his elegant way, yawning behind his hand, as if to so much exert his intelligence wearied him.

“Hallucination, positive hallucination, my boy! At least, if we’re talking about money; and I swear! that's the only way it’s worth engaging with anything—seriously! Honesty is the best policy! Why, our teacher should take notice. Some of our most notorious crooks are also our wealthiest people. Money is just like water, you know, always finding its way to the lowest spots;” and with that, Morton continued on his stylish way, yawning into his hand, as if forcing himself to use his brain was exhausting.

For over nine years—ever since the death of Big Kennedy—I had kept the town in my hands, and nothing strong enough to shake my hold upon it. This must have its end. It was not in the chapter of chance that anyone's rule should be uninterrupted. Men turn themselves in bed, if for no reason than just to lie the other way; and so will your town turn on its couch of politics. Folk grow weary of a course or a conviction, and to rest themselves, they will put it aside and have another in its place. Then, after a bit, they return to the old.

For over nine years—ever since Big Kennedy passed away—I had controlled the town, and nothing was strong enough to shake my grip on it. This had to come to an end. It’s not in the nature of luck for anyone’s reign to be unbroken. People shift in bed, even for no reason other than to find a more comfortable position; and your town will change its political stance just like that. People get tired of a particular path or belief, and to refresh themselves, they’ll set it aside and try something new. Then, after a while, they go back to the old ways.

In politics, these shifts, which are really made because the community would relax from some pose of policy and stretch itself in new directions, are ever given a pretense of morality as their excuse. There is a hysteria to arise from the crush and jostle of the great city. Men, in their crowded nervousness, will clamor for the new. This is also given the name of morals. And because I was aware how these conditions of restlessness and communal hysteria ever subsist, and like a magazine of powder ask but the match to fire them and explode into fragments whatever rule might at the time exist, I went sure that some day, somehow the machine would be overthrown. Also, I went equally certain how defeat would be only temporary, and that before all was done, the town would again come back to the machine.

In politics, these changes happen because the community relaxes from a certain policy stance and starts exploring new directions. They often justify these shifts with a pretense of morality. There's a hysteria that arises from the hustle and bustle of the big city. People, feeling crowded and anxious, will clamor for something new. This is also labeled as morals. Knowing that these feelings of restlessness and collective hysteria are always present, ready to ignite like gunpowder and shatter any existing rules, I was certain that one day, somehow, the system would be overturned. I also strongly believed that any defeat would be only temporary, and that eventually, the city would return to the system.

You've seen a squall rumple and wrinkle and toss the bosom of a lake? If you had investigated, you would have learned how that storm-disturbance was wholly of the surface. It did not bite the depths below. When the gust had passed, the lake—whether for good or bad—re-settled to its usual, equal state. Now the natural conditions of New York are machine conditions. Wherefore, I realized, as I've written, that no gust of reformation could either trouble it deeply or last for long, and that the moment it had passed, the machine must at once succeed to the situation.

Have you ever seen a storm stir up and agitate the surface of a lake? If you had looked closer, you would have noticed that this turmoil was only skin deep. It didn’t affect the depths below. Once the wind died down, the lake—whether for better or worse—returned to its usual, calm state. Now, the natural conditions of New York are like those of a machine. Thus, I realized, as I’ve mentioned, that no burst of reform could truly disturb it deeply or last very long, and that the moment it passed, the machinery would immediately take over again.

However, when the Reverend Bronson left me, vowing insurrection, I had no fears of the sort immediate. The times were not hysterical, nor ripe for change. I would re-carry the city; the Reverend Bronson—if his strength were to last that long—with those moralists he enlisted, might defeat me on some other distant day. But for the election at hand I was safe by every sign.

However, when Reverend Bronson left me, promising rebellion, I wasn't worried at all. The times weren't frantic or ready for change. I'd take back the city; Reverend Bronson—if he could hold out that long—with the moralists he gathered, might beat me some other day. But for the upcoming election, I was safe by every indication.

As I pored over the possibilities, I could discern no present argument in his favor. He himself might be morally sure of machine protection for those men of Barclay Street. But to the public he could offer no practical proof. Should he tell the ruin of young Van Flange, no one would pay peculiar heed. Such tales were of the frequent. Nor would the fate of young Van Flange, who had employed his name and his fortune solely as the bed-plates of an endless dissipation, evoke a sympathy. Indeed those who knew him best—those who had seen him then, and who saw him now at his Mulberry Traction desk, industrious, sober, respectable in a hall-bedroom way on his narrow nine hundred a year, did not scruple to declare that his so-called ruin was his regeneration, and that those card-criminals who took his money had but worked marvels for his good. No; I could not smell defeat in the contest coming down. I was safe for the next election; and the eyes of no politician, let me tell you, are strong enough to see further than the ballot just ahead. On these facts and their deductions, while I would have preferred peace between the Reverend Bronson and the machine, and might have conceded not a little to preserve it, I based no present fears of that earnest gentleman, nor of any fires of politics he might kindle.

As I considered the options, I couldn't find any reason to support him. He might believe that the machine would protect those men on Barclay Street, but he had no solid evidence to present to the public. If he talked about the downfall of young Van Flange, no one would pay much attention. Those stories happened all the time. And the fate of young Van Flange, who had used his name and wealth solely for reckless living, wouldn’t inspire any sympathy. In fact, those who knew him best—who had seen him back then and now saw him at his desk at Mulberry Traction, working hard, sober, and respectable in a modest way on his narrow $900 a year—openly said that his so-called downfall was actually his rebirth, and that the card sharks who took his money had done him a favor. No; I didn’t sense defeat in the upcoming battle. I was secure for the next election; and believe me, no politician can see beyond the next ballot. Based on these facts and conclusions, while I would have preferred harmony between Reverend Bronson and the machine, and might have been willing to negotiate some to maintain it, I had no real worries about that earnest gentleman or any political fires he might start.

And I would have come through as I forejudged, had it not been for that element of the unlooked-for to enter into the best arranged equation, and which this time fought against me. There came marching down upon me a sudden procession of blood in a sort of red lockstep of death. In it was carried away that boy of my door, Melting Moses, and I may say that his going clouded my eye. Gothecore went also; but I felt no sorrow for the death of that ignobility in blue, since it was the rock of his murderous, coarse brutality on which I split. There was a third to die, an innocent and a stranger; however, I might better give the story of it by beginning with a different strand.

And I would have come out as I expected, if it hadn't been for that unexpected element entering into the best-planned situation, which this time worked against me. Suddenly, a procession of blood came marching toward me in a sort of grim, synchronized step of death. Among them was that boy from my doorstep, Melting Moses, and I have to say, his departure brought tears to my eyes. Gothecore also passed away; however, I felt no sadness for the death of that lowlife in blue, since it was the foundation of his violent, crude brutality that I shattered. There was a third to die, an innocent stranger; however, it’s probably better to tell the story starting from a different angle.

In that day when the Reverend Bronson and Inspector McCue worked for the condemnation of those bandits of Barclay Street, there was one whom they proposed as a witness when a case should be called in court. This man had been a waiter in the restaurant which robbed young Van Flange, and in whose pillage Gothecore himself was said to have had his share.

On the day when Reverend Bronson and Inspector McCue worked to bring down the criminals of Barclay Street, they had one person in mind as a witness for when the case went to court. This man had been a waiter at the restaurant that robbed young Van Flange, and it was said that Gothecore himself had a part in the theft.

After Inspector McCue was put away in the Bronx, and the Reverend Bronson made to give up his direct war upon the dens, this would-be witness was arrested and cast into a cell of the station where Gothecore held sway. The Reverend Bronson declared that the arrested one had been seized by order of Gothecore, and for revenge. Gothecore, ignorant, cruel, rapacious, violent, and with never a glimmer of innate fineness to teach him those external decencies which go between man and man as courtesy, gave by his conduct a deal of plausibility to the charge.

After Inspector McCue was locked up in the Bronx, and Reverend Bronson was forced to stop his direct fight against the dens, this would-be witness was arrested and thrown into a cell at the station where Gothecore was in charge. Reverend Bronson claimed that the arrested individual had been taken on Gothecore's orders, out of spite. Gothecore, ignorant, cruel, greedy, and violent, with no hint of any innate decency to guide him in the basic courtesies between people, made the accusation seem quite believable through his actions.

“Get out of my station!” cried Gothecore, with a rain of oath upon oath; “get out, or I'll have you chucked out!” This was when the Reverend Bronson demanded the charge on which the former waiter was held. “Do a sneak!” roared Gothecore, as the Reverend Bronson stood in silent indignation. “I'll have no pulpit-thumper doggin' me! You show your mug in here ag'in, an' you'll get th' next cell to that hash-slingin' stoolpigeon of yours. You can bet your life, I aint called Clean Sweep Bill for fun!”

“Get out of my station!” shouted Gothecore, throwing out curse after curse; “get out, or I’ll have you thrown out!” This was when Reverend Bronson asked for the reason the former waiter was being held. “What a sneak!” yelled Gothecore, as Reverend Bronson stood there in silent anger. “I won’t have any preachy moralists bothering me! If you show your face in here again, you’ll end up in the next cell next to that informant of yours. You can bet your life, I’m not called Clean Sweep Bill just for laughs!”

As though this were not enough, there arrived in its wake another bit of news that made me, who was on the threshold of my campaign to retain the town, bite my lip and dig my palms with the anger it unloosed within me. By way of added fuel to flames already high, that one waiter, but the day before prisoner to Gothecore, must be picked up dead in the streets, head club-battered to a pulp.

As if that weren’t enough, more news came that made me, just about to start my campaign to keep the town, bite my lip and dig my palms with the anger it stirred in me. To make matters worse, that one waiter, who had been arrested just the day before, was found dead in the streets, his head beaten to a pulp.

Who murdered the man?

Who killed the man?

Half the town said Gothecore.

Half the town said Gothcore.

For myself, I do not care to dwell upon that poor man's butchery, and my veins run fire to only think of it. There arises the less call for elaboration, since within hours—for it was the night of that very day on which the murdered man was found—the life was stricken from the heart of Gothecore. He, too, was gone; and Melting Moses had gone with him. By his own choice, this last, as I have cause to know.

For me, I don't want to think about that poor man's murder, and just the thought of it makes my blood boil. There’s less need to explain since just hours later—on the very night the murdered man was found—Gothecore's life was taken away. He was gone too, and so was Melting Moses. The latter, as I know well, chose to leave of his own accord.

“I'll do him before I'm through!” sobbed Melting Moses, as he was held back from Gothecore on the occasion when he would have gone foaming for his throat; “I'll get him, if I have to go wit' him!”

“I'll get him before I'm done!” cried Melting Moses, as he was restrained from going after Gothecore when he was ready to charge at him; “I'll take care of him, even if I have to go down with him!”

It was the Chief of Police who brought me word. I had sent for him with a purpose of charges against Gothecore, preliminary to his dismissal from the force. Aside from my liking for the Reverend Bronson, and the resentment I felt for the outrage put upon him, Gothecore must go as a defensive move of politics.

It was the Chief of Police who informed me. I had called him in with the intention of filing charges against Gothecore, as a step toward his dismissal from the department. Besides my fondness for Reverend Bronson and the anger I felt over the wrong done to him, Gothecore needed to be removed as a political defensive move.

The Chief's eye, when he arrived, popped and stared with a fishy horror, and for all the coolness of the early morning his brow showed clammy and damp. I was in too hot a hurry to either notice or remark on these phenomena; I reeled off my commands before the visitor could find a chair.

The Chief's eyes, when he arrived, widened in shock, and despite the coolness of the early morning, his forehead was sweaty and damp. I was in too much of a rush to notice or comment on this; I rattled off my orders before the visitor could even find a seat.

“You're too late, Gov'nor,” returned the Chief, munching uneasily, his fat jowls working. “For once in a way, you've gone to leeward of the lighthouse.”

“You're too late, Governor,” the Chief replied, chewing nervously, his fleshy cheeks moving. “For once, you've missed the mark.”

“What do you mean?” said I.

“What do you mean?” I asked.

Then he told the story; and how Gothecore and Melting Moses were taken from the river not four hours before.

Then he told the story of how Gothecore and Melting Moses were pulled from the river less than four hours before.

“It was a fire in th' box factory,” said the Chief; “that factory 'buttin' on th' docks. Gothecore goes down from his station. The night's as dark as the inside of a cow. He's jimmin' along th' edge of th' wharf, an' no one noticin' in particular. Then of a sudden, there's an oath an' a big splash.

“It was a fire in the box factory,” said the Chief; “that factory right by the docks. Gothecore leaves his station. The night is as dark as the inside of a cow. He’s walking along the edge of the wharf, and no one is paying much attention. Then all of a sudden, there’s a curse and a big splash.

“'Man overboard!' yells some guy.

“‘Man overboard!’ yells a guy.”

“The man overboard is Gothecore. Two or three coves come chasin' up to lend a hand.

“The man overboard is Gothecore. Two or three guys come running up to lend a hand.

“'Some duck jumps after him to save him,' says this party who yells 'overboard!' 'First one, an' then t'other, hits th' water. They oughter be some'ers about.'

“'Some duck jumps after him to save him,' says this person who yells 'overboard!' 'First one, and then the other, hits the water. They should be somewhere around.'”

“That second party in th' river was Melting Moses. An' say! Gov'nor, he didn't go after Gothecore to save him; not he! Melting Moses had shoved Gothecore in; an' seein' him swimmin' hard, an' likely to get ashore, he goes after him to cinch th' play. I'll tell you one thing: he cinches it. He piles himself on Gothecore's back, an' then he crooks his right arm about Gothecore's neck—the reg'lar garotte hug! an' enough to choke th' life out by itself. That aint th' worst.” Here the Chief's voice sunk to a whisper. “Melting Moses had his teeth buried in Gothecore's throat. Did you ever unlock a bulldog from his hold? Well, it was easy money compared to unhookin' Melting Moses from Gothecore. Sure! both was dead as mackerels when they got 'em out; they're on th' ice right now. Oh, well!” concluded the Chief; “I told Gothecore his finish more'n once. 'Don't rough people around so, Bill,' I'd say; 'you'll dig up more snakes than you can kill.' But he wouldn't listen; he was all for th' strong-arm, an' th' knock-about! It's a bad system. Nothin's lost by bein' smooth, Gov'nor; nothin's lost by bein' smooth!” and the Chief sighed lugubriously; after which he mopped his forehead and looked pensively from the window.

“That second guy in the river was Melting Moses. And guess what, Governor, he didn’t go after Gothecore to save him; no way! Melting Moses had pushed Gothecore in; and seeing him struggling to swim and likely to make it to shore, he went after him to seal the deal. I’ll tell you one thing: he really did. He piled himself onto Gothecore’s back, and then he wrapped his right arm around Gothecore’s neck—the classic choke hold! enough to strangle the life out on its own. That’s not even the worst part.” Here the Chief's voice dropped to a whisper. “Melting Moses had his teeth sunk into Gothecore's throat. Have you ever tried to get a bulldog to release its grip? Well, that was easy money compared to getting Melting Moses off of Gothecore. Yep! they were both as dead as doornails when they dragged them out; they’re on the ice right now. Oh, well!” concluded the Chief; “I warned Gothecore about his fate more than once. 'Don’t mess with people like that, Bill,' I’d say; 'you’ll stir up more trouble than you can handle.' But he wouldn’t listen; he was all about the tough guy approach and the roughhousing! It’s a bad way to go. Nothing's lost by being smooth, Governor; nothing's lost by being smooth!” and the Chief sighed dramatically; after which he wiped his forehead and looked thoughtfully out the window.

Your river sailor, on the blackest night, will feel the tide for its ebb or flow by putting his hand in the water. In a manner of speaking, I could now as plainly feel the popular current setting against the machine. It was like a strong flood, and with my experience of the town and its tempers I knew that we were lost. That murdered man who might have been a witness, and the violence done to the Reverend Bronson, were arguments in everybody's mouth.

Your river sailor, on the darkest night, can sense the tide's movement by dipping his hand in the water. In a way, I could clearly feel the public opinion pushing against us. It was like a powerful current, and with my understanding of the town and its moods, I knew we were doomed. That murdered man who could have testified, along with the attack on Reverend Bronson, were topics everyone was discussing.

And so the storm fell; the machine was swept away as by a flood. There was no sleight of the ballot that might have saved the day; our money proved no defense. The people fell upon Tammany and crushed it, and the town went from under my hand.

And so the storm hit; the machine was washed away like it was caught in a flood. There was no trick with the votes that could have changed things; our money offered no protection. The people rose up against Tammany and defeated it, and the city slipped away from my control.

Morton had seen disaster on its way.

Morton saw disaster coming.

“And, really! I don't half like it,” observed that lounging king of traction. “It will cost me a round fifty thousand dollars, don't y' know! Of course, I shall give Tammany the usual fifty thousand, if only for the memory of old days. But, by Jove! there's those other chaps. Now they're going to win, in the language of our departed friend, Mr. Kennedy, I'll have to 'sweeten' them. It's a deuced bore contributing to both parties, but this time I can't avoid it—really!” and Morton stared feebly into space, as though the situation held him helpless with its perplexities.

“And honestly! I really don’t like this at all,” said that lounging king of influence. “It’s going to cost me a hefty fifty thousand dollars, you know! Of course, I’ll give Tammany the usual fifty thousand, just for the sake of nostalgia. But, by gosh! there are those other guys. Now they’re going to win, and in the words of our late friend, Mr. Kennedy, I’ll have to 'sweeten' the deal for them. It’s such a drag donating to both parties, but this time I can’t get around it—seriously!” and Morton stared blankly into space, as if the situation left him powerless with its complications.

There is one worth-while matter to be the offspring of defeat. A beaten man may tell the names of his friends. On the day after I scored a victory, my ante-rooms had been thronged. Following that disaster to the machine, just chronicled, I sat as much alone as though Fourteenth Street were the center of a pathless waste.

There is one valuable thing that comes from defeat. A defeated person can identify their true friends. The day after I achieved my victory, my waiting rooms were packed. After that disaster with the machine, which I just described, I felt as alone as if Fourteenth Street were the center of a desolate wasteland.

However, I was not to be wholly deserted. It was in the first shadows of the evening, when a soiled bit of paper doing crumpled duty as a card was brought me. I glanced at it indifferently. I had nothing to give; why should anyone seek me? There was no name, but my interest flared up at this line of identification:

However, I wasn’t completely abandoned. It was in the early evening shadows when a dirty piece of paper, serving as a card, was handed to me. I looked at it without much thought. I had nothing to offer; why would anyone want to see me? There was no name, but my interest piqued at this line of identification:

“The Man of the Knife!”

“The Knife Man!”










CHAPTER XXIII—THE WEDDING OF BLOSSOM

GRAY, weather-worn, beaten of years, there in the door was my Sicilian! I observed, as he took a seat, how he limped, with one leg drawn and distorted. I had him in and gave him a chair.

GRAY, worn by the weather and aged by the years, there in the doorway was my Sicilian! I noticed as he sat down that he limped, with one leg bent and twisted. I invited him in and offered him a chair.

My Sicilian and I sat looking one upon the other. It was well-nigh the full quarter of a century since I'd clapped eyes on him. And to me the thing marvelous was that I did not hate him. What a procession of disasters, and he to be its origin, was represented in that little weazened man, with his dark skin, monkey-face, and eyes to shine like beads! That heart-breaking trial for murder; the death of Apple Cheek; Blossom and the mark of the rope;—all from him! He was the reef upon which my life had been cast away! These thoughts ran in my head like a mill-race; and yet, I felt only a friendly warmth as though he were some good poor friend of long ago.

My Sicilian and I sat looking at each other. It had been almost twenty-five years since I had seen him. The surprising thing to me was that I didn’t hate him. What a parade of disasters he had caused, all represented in that little, wrinkled man with his dark skin, monkey-like face, and eyes that sparkled like beads! That heartbreaking murder trial; the death of Apple Cheek; Blossom and the rope marks—all because of him! He was the wreck on which my life had been stranded! These thoughts raced through my mind like a rushing river; and yet, I felt only a warm friendliness, as if he were an old, good friend.

My Sicilian's story was soon told. He had fallen into the hold of a vessel and broken his leg. It was mended in so bad a fashion that he must now be tied to the shore with it and never sail again. Could I find him work?—something, even a little, by which he might have food and shelter? He put this in a manner indescribably plaintive.

My Sicilian's story was quickly shared. He had fallen into the hold of a ship and broken his leg. It was fixed so poorly that he now had to stay on land with it and could never sail again. Could I help him find work?—something, even a small job, that would provide him with food and a place to stay? He expressed this in an incredibly sorrowful way.

Then I took a thought full of the whimsical. I would see how far a beaten Chief of Tammany Hall might command. There were countless small berths about the public offices and courts, where a man might take a meager salary, perhaps five hundred dollars a year, for a no greater service than throwing up a window or arranging the papers on a desk. These were within the appointment of what judges or officers prevailed in the departments or courtrooms to which they belonged. I would offer my Sicilian for one.

Then I had a quirky idea. I wanted to see how much power a defeated head of Tammany Hall could wield. There were tons of minor positions in public offices and courts where someone could earn a tiny salary, maybe five hundred dollars a year, for barely doing more than opening a window or organizing some papers on a desk. These positions were under the control of the judges or officials in the departments or courtrooms they belonged to. I decided to offer my Sicilian for one.

And I had a plan. I knew what should be the fate of the fallen. I had met defeat; also, personally, I had been the target of every flinging slander which the enemy might invent. It was a time when men would fear my friendship as much as on another day they had feared my power. I was an Ishmael of politics. The timid and the time-serving would shrink away from me.

And I had a plan. I knew what should happen to those who had fallen. I had faced defeat; also, I had personally been the target of every insult the enemy could come up with. It was a time when people would fear my friendship just as much as they had once feared my power. I was a political outcast. The cowardly and the opportunistic would avoid me.

There might, however, be found one who possessed the courage and the gratitude, someone whom I had made and who remembered it, to take my orders. I decided to search for such a man. Likewise (and this was my plan) I resolved—for I knew better than most folk how the town would be in my hands again—to make that one mayor when a time should serve.

There might, however, be someone out there who had the courage and gratitude, someone I had created and who remembered it, to follow my orders. I decided to look for that person. Similarly (and this was my plan), I decided—for I knew better than most how I would regain control of the town—to make that person mayor when the time was right.

“Come with me,” said I. “You shall have a berth; and I've nothing now to do but seek for it.”

"Come with me," I said. "You'll have a spot, and all I have to do now is find it."

There was a somber comicality to the situation which came close to making me laugh—I, the late dictator, abroad begging a five-hundred-dollar place!

There was a dark humor to the situation that almost made me laugh—I, the former dictator, abroad begging for a five-hundred-dollar spot!

Twenty men I went to; and if I had been a leper I could not have filled them with a broader terror. One and all they would do nothing. These fools thought my downfall permanent; they owed everything to me, but forgot it on my day of loss. They were of the flock of that Frenchman who was grateful only for favors to come. Tarred with the Tammany stick as much as was I, myself, each had turned white in a night, and must mimic mugwumpery, when now the machine was overborne. Many were those whom I marked for slaughter that day; and I may tell you that in a later hour, one and all, I knocked them on the head.

I approached twenty men, and if I had been a leper, their fear couldn't have been greater. None of them would help me. These fools believed my downfall was permanent; they owed everything to me, but they forgot that on my worst day. They were part of that Frenchman’s group who were only grateful for future favors. Each of them, just like me, was marked by Tammany, and overnight they all turned against me, having to play the role of the so-called independents now that the machine was down. There were many I had in mind for payback that day; and I can tell you that later on, I got my revenge on each one of them.

Now in the finish of it, I discovered one of a gallant fidelity, and who was brave above mugwump threat. He was a judge; and, withal, a man indomitably honest. But as it is with many bred of the machine, his instinct was blindly military. Like Old Mike, he regarded politics as another name for war. To the last, he would execute my orders without demur.

Now, in the end, I found someone who was truly loyal and brave enough to face any challenge. He was a judge, and above all, an uncompromisingly honest man. However, like many shaped by the system, his instincts were purely military. Like Old Mike, he saw politics as just another form of warfare. He always followed my orders without question.

With this judge, I left my Sicilian to dust tables and chairs for forty dollars a month. It was the wealth of Dives to the poor broken sailorman, and he thanked me with tears on his face. In a secret, lock-fast compartment of my memory I put away the name of that judge. He should be made first in the town for that one day's work.

With this judge, I left my Sicilian to clean tables and chairs for forty dollars a month. It was like a fortune to the poor, struggling sailor, and he thanked me with tears in his eyes. I tucked away the name of that judge in a hidden, secure spot in my memory. He should be recognized as the best in town for that one day’s effort.

My late defeat meant, so far as my private matters were involved, nothing more serious than a jolt to my self-esteem. Nor hardly that, since I did not blame myself for the loss of the election. It was the fortune of battle; and because I had seen it on its way, that shaft of regret to pierce me was not sharpened of surprise.

My recent defeat meant, as far as my personal issues were concerned, nothing more serious than a blow to my self-esteem. And not even that, since I didn’t hold myself responsible for losing the election. It was just the luck of the game; and because I had seen it coming, that feeling of regret didn’t catch me off guard.

My fortunes were rolling fat with at least three millions of dollars, for I had not held the town a decade to neglect my own good. If it had been Big Kennedy, now, he would have owned fourfold as much. But I was lavish of habit; besides being no such soul of business thrift as was my old captain. Three millions should carry me to the end of the journey, however, even though I took no more; there would arise no money-worry to bark at me. The loss of the town might thin the flanks of my sub-leaders of Tammany, but the famine could not touch me.

My fortune was strong with at least three million dollars, since I hadn’t spent a decade in the town without taking care of myself. If it had been Big Kennedy, he would have owned four times as much. But I was generous by nature and not as much of a business-minded person as my old captain. Three million should be enough to see me through to the end of my journey, even if I didn’t earn anything more; I wouldn’t have to worry about money. Losing the town might weaken my Tammany sub-leaders, but it wouldn’t affect me.

While young Van Flange had been the reason of a deal that was unhappy in my destinies, I had never met the boy. Now I was to see him. Morton sent him to me on an errand of business; he found me in my own house just as dinner was done. I was amiably struck with the look of him. He was tall and broad of shoulder, for he had been an athlete in his college and tugged at an oar in the boat.

While young Van Flange had caused a setback in my life, I had never met the boy. Now I was about to see him. Morton sent him to me on a business errand; he found me in my own home just as dinner was finishing up. I was pleasantly impressed by his appearance. He was tall and broad-shouldered, having been an athlete in college and rowed in the crew team.

My eye felt pleased with young Van Flange from the beginning; he was as graceful as an elm, and with a princely set of the head which to my mind told the story of good blood. His manner, as he met me, became the sublimation of deference, and I could discover in his air a tacit flattery that was as positive, even while as impalpable, as a perfume. In his attitude, and in all he did and said, one might observe the aristocrat. The high strain of him showed as plain as a page of print, and over all a clean delicacy that reminded one of a thoroughbred colt.

My eye was drawn to young Van Flange right away; he was as graceful as a tall tree, and his princely posture spoke volumes about his good upbringing. When we met, he was incredibly respectful, and I could sense a subtle flattery in his demeanor that was as clear as a scent in the air. You could see the aristocrat in how he carried himself and in everything he did and said. His elevated nature was as obvious as printed words, and there was a clean elegance about him that reminded one of a well-bred horse.

While we were together, Anne and Blossom came into the room. This last was a kind of office-place I had at home, where the two often visited with me in the evening.

While we were together, Anne and Blossom came into the room. This last was a sort of workspace I had at home, where the two often visited me in the evening.

It was strange, the color that painted itself in the shy face of Blossom. I thought, too, that young Van Flange's interest stood a bit on tiptoe. It flashed over me in a moment:

It was odd, the color that appeared on Blossom's shy face. I also noticed that young Van Flange's interest seemed to be a bit heightened. It hit me in an instant:

“Suppose they were to love and wed?”

“Imagine if they were to fall in love and get married?”

The question, self-put, discovered nothing rebellious in my breast. I would abhor myself as a matchmaker between a boy and a girl; and yet, if I did not help events, at least, I wouldn't interrupt them. If it were to please Blossom to have him for a husband: why then, God bless the girl, and make her day a fair one!

The question I asked myself revealed nothing rebellious in my heart. I would hate myself for trying to set up a boy and a girl; yet, if I didn't help things along, at least I wouldn't get in the way. If it makes Blossom happy to have him as a husband, then, God bless her, and may her day be a good one!

Anne, who was quicker than I, must have read the new glow in Blossom's face and the new shine in her eyes. But her own face seemed as friendly as though the picture gave her no pang, and it reassured me mightily to find it so.

Anne, who was faster than I was, must have noticed the new glow in Blossom's face and the new sparkle in her eyes. But her own face looked just as friendly as if the picture didn’t affect her at all, and it really reassured me to see that.

Young Van Flange made no tiresome stay of it on this evening. But he came again, and still again; and once or twice we had him in to dinner. Our table appeared to be more complete when he was there; it served to bring an evenness and a balance, like a ship in trim. Finally he was in and out of the house as free as one of the family.

Young Van Flange didn’t linger on this evening. But he came back, again and again; and once or twice we invited him to dinner. Our table seemed more complete when he was around; it added a sense of harmony and balance, like a well-trimmed ship. Eventually, he was in and out of the house just like a member of the family.

For the earliest time in life, a quiet brightness shone on Blossom that was as the sun through mists. As for myself, delight in young Van Flange crept upon me like a habit; nor was it made less when I saw how he had a fancy for my girl, and that it might turn to wedding bells. The thought gave a whiter prospect of hope for Blossom; also it fostered my own peace, since my happiness hung utterly by her.

For the first time in her life, a gentle brightness surrounded Blossom, like sunlight filtering through fog. As for me, I found myself gradually warming up to young Van Flange; this feeling only grew when I noticed his interest in my girl and the possibility of them getting married. This thought offered a brighter outlook for Blossom and also boosted my own sense of peace, as my happiness relied entirely on hers.

One day I put the question of young Van Flange to Morton.

One day I asked Morton about young Van Flange.

“Really, now!” said Morton, “I should like him vastly if he had a stronger under jaw, don't y' know. These fellows with chins like cats' are a beastly lot in the long run.”

“Honestly!” said Morton, “I’d really like him a lot more if he had a stronger jaw, you know. These guys with chins like cats are pretty unpleasant in the long run.”

“But his habits are now good,” I urged. “And he is industrious, is he not?”

“But his habits are better now,” I insisted. “And he works hard, right?”

“Of course, the puppy works,” responded Morton; “that is, if you're to call pottering at a desk by such a respectable term. As for his habits, they are the habits of a captive. He's prisoner to his poverty. Gad! one can't be so deucedly pernicious, don't y' know, on nine hundred a year.” Then, with a burst of eagerness: “I know what you would be thinking. But I say, old chap, you mustn't bank on his blood. Good on both sides, it may be; but the blend is bad. Two very reputable drugs may be combined to make a poison, don't y' know!”

“Of course the puppy works,” Morton replied. “I mean, if you can call sitting at a desk that. As for his habits, they're the habits of someone trapped. He's a prisoner to his financial situation. Honestly! You can't be that harmful, you know, on nine hundred a year.” Then, with a burst of enthusiasm: “I know what you're thinking. But listen, my friend, don’t rely on his lineage. It might be good on both sides, but the mix isn't great. Two very respectable substances can combine to create a poison, you know!”

There the matter stuck; for I would not tell Morton of any feeling my girl might have for young Van Flange. However, Morton's view in no wise changed my own; I considered that with the best of motives he might still suffer from some warping prejudice.

There the issue remained; I didn’t want to tell Morton about any feelings my girl might have for young Van Flange. Still, Morton's opinion didn’t affect mine; I believed that even with the best intentions, he could still be influenced by some unfair bias.

There arose a consideration, however, and one I could not look in the face. There was that dread birthmark!—the mark of the rope! At last I brought up the topic of my fears with Anne.

There came a point, though, that I couldn’t face. There was that awful birthmark!—the mark of the rope! Finally, I talked about my fears with Anne.

“Will he not loathe her?” said I. “Will his love not change to hate when he knows?”

“Won't he hate her?” I said. “Won't his love turn to hate when he finds out?”

“Did your love change?” Anne asked.

“Did your love change?” Anne asked.

“But that is not the same.”

"But that's not the same thing."

“Be at peace, then,” returned Anne, taking my hand in hers and pressing it. “I have told him. Nor shall I forget the nobleness of his reply: 'I love Blossom,' said he; 'I love her for her heart.'”

“Be at peace, then,” Anne said, taking my hand in hers and squeezing it. “I’ve told him. And I won’t forget how noble his reply was: 'I love Blossom,' he said; 'I love her for her heart.'”

When I remember these things, I cannot account for the infatuation of us two—Anne and myself. The blackest villain of earth imposed himself upon us as a saint! And I had had my warning. I should have known that he who broke a mother's heart would break a wife's.

When I think about these things, I can't explain the obsession between us—Anne and me. The worst villain on earth presented himself as a saint! I had my warning. I should have realized that someone who broke a mother's heart would also break a wife's.

Now when the forces of reform governed the town, affairs went badly for that superlative tribe, and each day offered additional claim for the return of the machine. Government is not meant to be a shepherd of morals. Its primal purposes are of the physical, being no more than to safeguard property and person. That is the theory; more strongly still must it become the practice if one would avoid the enmity of men. He whose morals are looked after by the powers that rule, grows impatient, and in the end, vindictive. No mouth likes the bit; a guardian is never loved. The reform folk made that error against which Old Mike warned Big Kennedy: They got between the public and its beer.

Now that the reformers were in charge of the town, things went poorly for that exceptional group, and each day gave more reason to wish for the return of the old system. Government isn't meant to be a moral guide. Its main purposes are practical, mainly to protect property and individual rights. That's the theory; it needs to become the reality even more strongly if one wants to avoid people's anger. Those whose morals are managed by those in power become restless, and eventually, vengeful. No one likes feeling restrained; a protector is never appreciated. The reformers made the mistake that Old Mike warned Big Kennedy about: They positioned themselves between the public and their beer.

The situation, thus phrased, called for neither intrigue nor labor on my own part. I had but to stay in my chair, and “reform” itself would drive the people into Tammany's arms.

The situation, as stated, required neither cleverness nor effort from me. I just had to sit in my chair, and “reform” itself would push the people into Tammany's embrace.

In those days I had but scanty glimpses of the Reverend Bronson. However, he now and then would visit me, and when he did, I think I read in his troubled brow the fear of machine success next time. Morton was there on one occasion when the Reverend Bronson came in. They were well known to one another, these two; also, they were friends as much as men might be whose lives and aims went wide apart.

In those days, I only caught brief glimpses of Reverend Bronson. However, he would occasionally visit me, and when he did, I felt like I could see the worry on his face about the possibility of a machine succeeding next time. Morton was present one time when Reverend Bronson came in. These two knew each other well; they were friends to the extent that men could be whose lives and goals were very different.

“Now the trouble,” observed Morton, as the two discussed that backward popularity of the present rule, “lies in this: Your purist of politics is never practical. He walks the air; and for a principle, he fixes his eyes on a star. Besides,” concluded Morton, tapping the Reverend Bronson's hand with that invaluable eyeglass, “you make a pet, at the expense of statutes more important, of some beggarly little law like the law against gambling.”

“Now the problem,” Morton noted as they talked about the outdated popularity of the current rule, “is this: A politics purist is never practical. He hovers in the clouds, and for a principle, he aims at a distant star. Plus,” Morton finished, tapping the Reverend Bronson's hand with his precious eyeglass, “you favor a trivial law like the one against gambling over more significant statutes.”

“My dear sir,” exclaimed the Reverend Bronson, “surely you do not defend gambling.”

“My dear sir,” exclaimed the Reverend Bronson, “surely you’re not defending gambling.”

“I defend nothing,” said Morton; “it's too beastly tiresome, don't y' know. But, really, the public is no fool; and with a stock-ticker and a bucket shop on every corner, you will hardly excite folk to madness over roulette and policy.”

“I don’t defend anything,” said Morton; “it’s just too boring, you know. But honestly, the public isn’t stupid; and with a stock ticker and a bucket shop on every corner, you’re not going to get people worked up over roulette and policy.”

“The policy shops stretch forth their sordid palms for the pennies of the very poor,” said the Reverend Bronson earnestly.

“The policy shops extend their dirty hands for the coins of the very poor,” said the Reverend Bronson earnestly.

“But, my boy,” retorted Morton, his drooping inanity gaining a color, “government should be concerned no more about the poor man's penny than the rich man's pound. However, if it be a reason, why not suppress the barrooms? Gad! what more than your doggery reaches for the pennies of the poor?”

“But, my boy,” Morton replied, his lazy attitude becoming more animated, “the government shouldn’t care any more about a poor person’s penny than a rich person’s pound. However, if that’s the case, why not shut down the bars? Seriously! What takes more from the poor than your dive?”

“There is truth in what you say,” consented the Reverend Bronson regretfully. “Still, I count for but one as an axman in this wilderness of evil; I can fell but one tree at a time. I will tell you this, however: At the gates of you rich ones must lie the blame for most of the immoralities of the town. You are guilty of two wrongs: You are not benevolent; and you set a bad moral example.”

“There is some truth in what you say,” the Reverend Bronson agreed reluctantly. “Still, I’m just one person trying to fight the wickedness around us; I can only take down one tree at a time. I will say this, though: The blame for most of the town’s immorality lies at the doorstep of you wealthy people. You’re guilty of two things: You lack generosity, and you set a poor moral example.”

“Really!” replied Morton, “I, myself, think the rich a deuced bad lot; in fact, I hold them to be quite as bad as the poor, don't y' know. But you speak of benevolence—alms-giving, and that sort of thing. Now I'm against benevolence. There is an immorality in alms just in proportion as there's a morality to labor. Folk work only because they lack money. Now you give a man ten dollars and the beggar will stop work.”

“Really!” replied Morton, “I think the rich are a terrible bunch; in fact, I believe they’re just as bad as the poor, you know. But you talk about kindness—charity and that sort of thing. Well, I’m against kindness. There’s an immorality in charity just as there’s a morality in work. People only work because they need money. If you give a man ten dollars, the beggar will stop working.”

“Let me hear,” observed the Reverend Bronson, amused if not convinced, “what your remedy for the town's bad morals would be.”

“Let me hear,” said Reverend Bronson, amused but not convinced, “what your solution for the town's bad morals would be.”

“Work!” replied Morton, with quite a flash of animation. “I'd make every fellow work—rich and poor alike. I'd invent fardels for the idle. The only difference between the rich and the poor is a difference of cooks and tailors—really! Idleness, don't y' know, is everywhere and among all classes the certain seed of vice.”

“Work!” Morton replied, sounding quite enthusiastic. “I’d make everyone work—rich and poor alike. I’d create burdens for the lazy. The only difference between the rich and the poor is the quality of their cooks and tailors—seriously! Laziness, you know, is everywhere and among all classes it’s the sure cause of wrongdoing.”

“You would have difficulty, I fear,” remarked the Reverend Bronson, “in convincing your gilded fellows of the virtuous propriety of labor.”

“You might find it hard, I’m afraid,” said Reverend Bronson, “to persuade your wealthy friends about the noble value of work.”

“I wouldn't convince them, old chap, I'd club them to it. It is a mistake you dominies make, that you are all for persuading when you should be for driving. Gad! you should never coax where you can drive,” and Morton smiled vacantly.

“I wouldn’t try to convince them, my friend, I’d just force them. It’s a mistake you teachers make; you’re always about persuasion when you should be about pushing. Honestly! You should never reason with someone when you can just make them do it,” and Morton smiled blankly.

“You would deal with men as you do with swine?”

“You would treat men like you treat pigs?”

“What should be more appropriate? Think of the points of resemblance. Both are obstinate, voracious, complaining, cowardly, ungrateful, selfish, cruel! One should ever deal with a man on a pig basis. Persuasion is useless, compliment a waste. You might make a bouquet for him—orchids and violets—and, gad! he would eat it, thinking it a cabbage. But note the pleasing, screaming, scurrying difference when you smite him with a brick. Your man and your hog were born knowing all about a brick.”

“What would be more appropriate? Consider the similarities. Both are stubborn, greedy, whiny, fearful, ungrateful, selfish, and cruel! You should always deal with a man like you would with a pig. Reasoning is pointless, flattery is wasted. You could make him a bouquet—orchids and violets—and, sure enough, he would eat it, thinking it was a cabbage. But notice the striking, loud, frenzied difference when you hit him with a brick. Your man and your pig were both born knowing exactly what a brick is.”

“The rich do a deal of harm,” remarked the Reverend Bronson thoughtfully. “Their squanderings, and the brazen spectacle thereof, should be enough of themselves to unhinge the morals of mankind. Think on their selfish vulgar aggressions! I've seen a lake, once the open joy of thousands, bought and fenced to be a play space for one rich man; I've looked on while a village where hundreds lived and loved and had their pleasant being, died and disappeared to give one rich man room; in the brag and bluster of his millions, I've beheld a rich man rearing a shelter for his crazy brain and body, and borne witness while he bought lumber yards and planing mills and stone quarries and brick concerns and lime kilns with a pretense of hastening his building. It is all a disquieting example to the poor man looking on. Such folk, dollar-loose and dollar-mad, frame disgrace for money, and make the better sentiment of better men fair loathe the name of dollar. And yet it is but a sickness, I suppose; a sort of rickets of riches—a Saint Vitus dance of vast wealth! Such go far, however, to bear out your parallel of the swine; and at the best, they but pile exaggeration on imitation and drink perfumed draff from trough of gold.”

“The wealthy do a lot of harm,” said Reverend Bronson thoughtfully. “Their wasteful spending, and the bold display of it, should be enough to disturb the morals of society. Consider their selfish, crass actions! I’ve seen a lake, once enjoyed by thousands, bought and fenced off for one wealthy individual to play in; I’ve watched as a village where hundreds lived, loved, and found joy vanished to make room for one rich man; amidst the boasting and arrogance of his millions, I’ve seen a rich man construct a refuge for his troubled mind and body, and I’ve witnessed him purchase lumber yards, planing mills, stone quarries, brick factories, and lime kilns all under the guise of speeding up his building project. It serves as a troubling example for the poor watching on. These people, free with their money and consumed by it, bring shame for the sake of dollars, making decent folks despise the very name of money. Yet, I suppose it’s just a sickness; a sort of wealth-related rickets—a Saint Vitus dance of enormous riches! They certainly contribute to your comparison of pigs; and at best, they only add exaggeration to imitation and sip perfumed dregs from a trough of gold.”

The Reverend Bronson as he gave us this walked up and down the floor as more than once I'd seen him do when moved. Nor did he particularly address himself to either myself or Morton until the close, when he turned to that latter personage. Pausing in his walk, the Reverend Bronson contemplated Morton at some length; and then, as if his thoughts on money had taken another path, and shaking his finger in the manner of one who preferred an indictment, he said:

The Reverend Bronson, while saying this, paced back and forth on the floor, just like I had seen him do when he was emotional. He didn't really direct his words to either me or Morton until the end, when he turned to Morton. Stopping in his tracks, the Reverend Bronson looked at Morton for a while; then, as if his ideas about money had shifted, he shook his finger like someone about to make an accusation and said:

“Cato, the Censor, declared: 'It is difficult to save that city from ruin where a fish sells for more than an ox.' By the bad practices of your vulgar rich, that, to-day, is a description of New York. Still, from the public standpoint, I should not call the luxury it tells of, the worst effect of wealth, nor the riches which indulge in such luxury the most baleful riches. There be those other busy black-flag millions which maraud a people. They cut their way through bars and bolts of government with the saws and files and acids of their evil influence—an influence whose expression is ever, and simply, bribes. I speak of those millions that purchase the passage of one law or the downfall of another, and which buy the people's officers like cattle to their will. But even as I reproach those criminal millions, I marvel at their blindness. Cannot such wealth see that in its treasons—for treason it does as much as any Arnold—it but undermines itself? Who should need strength and probity in government, and the shelter of them, more than Money? And yet in its rapacity without eyes, it must ever be using the criminal avarice of officials to pick the stones and mortar from the honest foundations of the state!”

“Cato, the Censor, said: 'It’s hard to save a city from destruction where a fish costs more than an ox.' Because of the bad habits of your average wealthy people, that’s a fitting description of New York today. Still, from a public standpoint, I wouldn’t say that the luxury it describes is the worst effect of wealth, nor are the riches that support such luxury the most harmful. There are the other greedy millions who prey on a population. They break through government barriers with the tools of their corrupt influence—an influence that always comes down to bribes. I’m talking about those millions that buy the passage of one law or the fall of another, and who purchase public officials like livestock to do their bidding. Yet, even as I criticize those criminal millions, I’m astonished by their stupidity. Can’t such wealth see that in its betrayals—because it is a betrayal, just like any Arnold—it is only digging its own grave? Who needs strength and integrity in government, and the protection that comes with it, more than Money? Yet in its greedy blindness, it continually relies on the corrupt greed of officials to tear away the solid foundations of the state!”

The Reverend Bronson resumed his walking up and down. Morton, the imperturbable, lighted a cigarette and puffed bland puffs as though he in no fashion felt himself described. Not at all would he honor the notion that the reverend rhetorician was talking either of him or at him, in his condemnation of those pirate millions.

The Reverend Bronson started pacing back and forth again. Morton, unaffected as always, lit a cigarette and took smooth puffs as if he didn’t feel the slightest bit called out. He refused to acknowledge that the reverend was either talking about him or targeting him with his criticism of those pirate millions.

“I should feel alarmed for my country,” continued the Reverend Bronson, coming back to his chair, “if I did not remember that New York is not the nation, and how a sentiment here is never the sentiment there. The country at large has still its ideals; New York, I fear, has nothing save its appetites.”

“I should feel worried for my country,” continued the Reverend Bronson, sitting back down in his chair, “if I didn’t remember that New York is not the whole nation, and how a feeling here isn’t the same as a feeling there. The country as a whole still has its ideals; New York, I’m afraid, has nothing but its desires.”

“To shift discussion,” said Morton lightly, “a discussion that would seem academic rather than practical, and coming to the City and what you call its appetites, let me suggest this: Much of that trouble of which you speak arises by faults of politics as the latter science is practiced by the parties. Take yourself and our silent friend.” Here Morton indicated me: “Take the two parties you represent. Neither was ever known to propose an onward step. Each of you has for his sole issue the villainies of the other fellow; the whole of your cry is the iniquity of the opposition; it is really! I'll give both of you this for a warning. The future is to see the man who, leaving a past to bury a. past, will cry 'Public Ownership!' or some equally engaging slogan. Gad! old chap, with that, the rabble will follow him as the rats followed the pied piper of Hamelin. The moralist and the grafter will both be left, don't y' know!” Morton here returned into that vapidity from which, for the moment, he had shaken himself free. “Gad!” he concluded, “you will never know what a passion to own things gnaws at your peasant in his blouse and wooden shoes until some prophetic beggar shouts 'Public Ownership!' you won't, really!”

“To change the topic,” Morton said casually, “which might seem more theoretical than practical, let’s focus on the City and what you call its desires. I’d like to point out this: Much of the trouble you mention stems from political failures as they currently stand. Consider yourself and our quiet friend here.” He gestured towards me. “Look at the two parties you represent. Neither has ever been known to suggest any real progress. Each of you focuses solely on the misdeeds of the other; your entire argument revolves around the wrongdoings of the opposition. Honestly! I’ll give both of you this piece of advice: The future will belong to whoever, leaving the past behind, shouts 'Public Ownership!' or some similarly captivating slogan. I swear! With that, the masses will follow him just like the rats trailed the pied piper of Hamelin. The moralist and the swindler will both be left behind, you know!” Morton then slipped back into the same dullness he had briefly escaped from. “I swear!” he concluded, “you’ll never understand the deep desire to own things that eats away at your common man in his working clothes and clogs until some visionary beggar yells 'Public Ownership!' You really won’t!”

“Sticking to what you term the practical,” said the Reverend Bronson, “tell me wherein our reform administration has weakened itself.”

“Sticking to what you call the practical,” said Reverend Bronson, “tell me how our reform administration has made itself weaker.”

“As I've observed,” responded Morton, “you pick out a law and make a pet of it, to the neglect of criminal matters more important. It is your fad—your vanity of party, to do this. Also, it is your heel of Achilles, and through it will come your death-blow.” Then, as if weary of the serious, Morton went off at a lively tangent: “Someone—a very good person, too, I think, although I've mislaid his name—observed: 'Oh, that mine enemy would write a book!' Now I should make it: 'Oh, that mine enemy would own a fad!' Given a fellow's fad, I've got him. Once upon a time, when I had a measure of great railway moment—really! one of those measures of black-flag millions, don't y' know!—pending before the legislature at Albany, I ran into a gentleman whose name was De Vallier. Most surprising creature, this De Vallier! Disgustingly honest, too; but above all, as proud as a Spanish Hidalgo of his name. Said his ancestors were nobles of France under the Grand Monarch, and that sort of thing. Gad! it was his fad—this name! And the bitterness wherewith he opposed my measure was positively shameful. Really, if the floor of the Assembly—the chap was in the Assembly, don't y' know—were left unguarded for a moment, De Vallier would occupy it, and call everybody but himself a venal rogue of bribes. There was never anything more shocking!

“As I’ve noticed,” responded Morton, “you choose a law and treat it like a favorite pet while ignoring more important criminal issues. It's your obsession—your party vanity. Also, it’s your Achilles’ heel, and that’s where your downfall will come from.” Then, seeming tired of the heavy topic, Morton shifted to a lighter note: “Someone—an admirable person too, I think, though I’ve forgotten their name—once said: ‘Oh, that my enemy would write a book!’ Now I would say: ‘Oh, that my enemy would have a fad!’ Given someone’s obsession, I can get a hold of them. Once, when I had a huge railway bill—really! One of those multimillion-dollar deals, you know!—pending in the legislature in Albany, I ran into a guy named De Vallier. What a surprising character De Vallier was! Absolutely annoyingly honest, too; but above all, he was as proud as a Spanish nobleman about his name. He claimed his ancestors were nobles in France under the Grand Monarch and all that. Honestly, it was his obsession—this name! And the way he fiercely opposed my bill was downright shameful. If the Assembly floor—he was in the Assembly, you know—was left unguarded for even a moment, De Vallier would take over and declare everyone else a corrupt bribe-taker apart from himself. There was nothing more scandalous!

“But I hit upon an expedient. If I could but touch his fad—if I might but reach that name of De Vallier, I would have him on the hip. So with that, don't y' know, I had a bill introduced to change the fellow's name to Dummeldinger. I did, 'pon my honor! The Assembly adopted it gladly. The Senate was about to do the same, when the horrified De Vallier threw himself at my feet. He would die if he were called Dummeldinger!

“But I came up with a plan. If I could just get to his weakness—if I could reach that name De Vallier, I'd have him trapped. So, you see, I had a bill introduced to change the guy's name to Dummeldinger. I really did, I swear! The Assembly accepted it happily. The Senate was ready to do the same when the shocked De Vallier threw himself at my feet. He said he would die if he had to be called Dummeldinger!

“The poor fellow's grief affected me very much; my sympathies are easily excited—they are, really! And Dummeldinger was such a beastly name! I couldn't withstand De Vallier's pleadings. I caused the bill changing his name to be withdrawn, and in the fervor of his gratitude, De Vallier voted for that railway measure. It was my kindness that won him; in his relief to escape 'Dummeldinger,' De Vallier was ready to die for me.”

“The poor guy's grief really hit me hard; I get emotional easily—I really do! And Dummeldinger was such an awful name! I couldn't resist De Vallier's pleas. I got the bill to change his name withdrawn, and in his excitement to show gratitude, De Vallier voted for that railway measure. It was my kindness that convinced him; in his relief to be rid of 'Dummeldinger,' De Vallier was ready to do anything for me.”

It was evening, and in the younger hours I had pulled my chair before the blaze, and was thinking on Apple Cheek, and how I would give the last I owned of money and power to have her by me. This was no uncommon train; I've seen few days since she died that did not fill my memory with her image.

It was evening, and earlier I had pulled my chair up to the fire, thinking about Apple Cheek, and how I would give everything I had—money and power—just to have her by my side. This wasn’t an unusual thought; I can hardly remember a day since she passed that hasn’t been filled with memories of her.

Outside raged a threshing storm of snow that was like a threat for bitterness, and it made the sticks in the fireplace snap and sparkle in a kind of stout defiance, as though inviting it to do its worst.

Outside, a furious snowstorm was howling like a bitter threat, causing the sticks in the fireplace to crackle and spark in a proud defiance, as if daring it to bring its worst.

In the next room were Anne and Blossom, and with them young Van Flange. I could hear the murmur of their voices, and at intervals a little laugh from him.

In the next room were Anne and Blossom, along with young Van Flange. I could hear the soft sounds of their voices, and occasionally, a small laugh from him.

An hour went by; the door between opened, and young Van Flange, halting a bit with hesitation that was not without charm, stepped into my presence. He spoke with grace and courage, however, when once he was launched, and told me his love and asked for Blossom. Then my girl came, and pressed her face to mine. Anne, too, was there, like a blessing and a hope.

An hour passed; the door opened, and young Van Flange, hesitating just a little in a charming way, stepped into the room. But once he got started, he spoke with both confidence and elegance, expressing his love and asking for Blossom. Then my girl arrived and pressed her face against mine. Anne was there too, like a blessing and a promise.

They were married:—my girl and young Van Flange. Morton came to my aid; and I must confess that it was he, with young Van Flange, who helped us to bridesmaids and ushers, and what others belong with weddings in their carrying out. I had none upon whom I might call when now I needed wares of such fine sort; while Blossom, for her part, living her frightened life of seclusion, was as devoid of acquaintances or friends among the fashionables as any abbess might have been.

They were married: my girl and young Van Flange. Morton came to my rescue, and I have to admit that it was he, along with young Van Flange, who helped us arrange for bridesmaids, ushers, and everything else needed for a wedding. I had no one I could turn to for such important things; meanwhile, Blossom, living her anxious and isolated life, had as few acquaintances or friends among the fashionable crowd as any abbess might have.

The street was thronged with people when we drove up, and inside the church was such a jam of roses and folk as I had never beheld. Wide was the curious interest in the daughter of Tammany's Chief; and Blossom must have felt it, for her hand fluttered like a bird on my arm as, with organ crashing a wedding march, I led her up the aisle. At the altar rail were the bishop and three priests. And so, I gave my girl away.

The street was packed with people when we arrived, and inside the church was an overwhelming crowd of roses and guests like I had never seen before. There was a great deal of curiosity about Tammany's Chief's daughter; and Blossom must have sensed it, because her hand fluttered like a bird on my arm as, with the organ playing a wedding march, I guided her up the aisle. At the altar rail were the bishop and three priests. And so, I gave my girl away.

When the ceremony was done, we all went back to my house—Blossom's house, since I had put it in her name—for I would have it that they must live with me. I was not to be cheated of my girl; she should not be lost out of my arms because she had found a husband's. It wrought a mighty peace for me, this wedding, showing as it did so sure of happiness to Blossom. Nor will I say it did not feed my pride. Was it a slight thing that the blood of the Clonmel smith should unite itself with a strain, old and proud and blue beyond any in the town? We made one family of it; and when we were settled, my heart filled up with a feeling more akin to content than any that had dwelt there for many a sore day.

When the ceremony was over, we all went back to my house—Blossom's house, since I had put it in her name—because I insisted that they must live with me. I wasn’t going to lose my girl; she shouldn’t be taken from me just because she had found a husband. This wedding brought me a huge sense of peace, showing how happy Blossom was going to be. I won’t deny it boosted my pride. Was it not impressive that the blood of the Clonmel smith would join with a lineage, old and proud and nobler than any in the town? We became one family, and once we were settled, my heart filled with a feeling closer to contentment than I had experienced in many painful days.










CHAPTER XXIV—HOW VAN FLANGE WENT INTO STOCKS

IT was by the suggestion of young Van Flange himself that he became a broker. His argument I think was sound; he had been bred to no profession, and the floor of the Exchange, if he would have a trade, was all that was left him. No one could be of mark or consequence in New York who might not write himself master of millions. Morton himself said that; and with commerce narrowing to a huddle of mammoth corporations, how should anyone look forward to the conquest of millions save through those avenues of chance which Wall Street alone provided? The Stock Exchange was all that remained; and with that, I bought young Van Flange a seat therein, and equipped him for a brokerage career. I harbored no misgivings of his success; no one could look upon his clean, handsome outlines and maintain a doubt.

It was at the suggestion of young Van Flange himself that he became a broker. His reasoning seemed solid; he had no profession to fall back on, and if he wanted to work, the Exchange was all that was left for him. No one could achieve any significance in New York unless they could claim to be in charge of millions. Morton himself said that; and with commerce shrinking down to a few huge corporations, how else could anyone hope to gain millions except through the opportunities that Wall Street offered? The Stock Exchange was all that remained, so I bought young Van Flange a seat there and set him up for a career in brokerage. I had no doubts about his success; it was hard to see his clean, attractive features and think otherwise.

Those were our happiest days—Blossom's and mine. In her name, I split my fortune in two, and gave young Van Flange a million and a half wherewith to arm his hands for the fray of stocks. Even now, as I look backward through the darkness, I still think it a million and a half well spent. For throughout those slender months of sunshine, Blossom went to and fro about me, radiating a subdued warmth of joy that was like the silent glow of a lamp. Yes, that money served its end. It made Blossom happy, and it will do me good while I live to think how that was so.

Those were our happiest days—Blossom's and mine. In her name, I divided my fortune in half and gave young Van Flange one and a half million to help him get started in the stock market. Even now, as I look back through the years, I still believe that one and a half million was money well spent. During those brief months of sunshine, Blossom moved around me, radiating a quiet warmth of joy that felt like the soft glow of a lamp. Yes, that money achieved its purpose. It made Blossom happy, and it brings me joy for the rest of my life to think about that.

Morton, when I called young Van Flange from his Mulberry desk to send him into Wall Street, was filled with distrust of the scheme.

Morton, when I called young Van Flange from his desk on Mulberry to send him into Wall Street, was filled with doubt about the plan.

“You should have him stay with Mulberry,” said he. “If he do no good, at least he will do no harm, and that, don't y' know, is a business record far above the average. Besides, he's safer; he is, really!”

“You should have him stay with Mulberry,” he said. “If he doesn’t do any good, at least he won’t do any harm, and that, you know, is a business record way above average. Besides, he’s safer; he really is!”

This I did not like from Morton. He himself was a famous man of stocks, and had piled millions upon millions in a pyramid of speculation. Did he claim for himself a monopoly of stock intelligence? Van Flange was as well taught of books as was he, and came of a better family. Was it that he arrogated to his own head a superiority of wit for finding his way about in those channels of stock value? I said something of this sorb to Morton.

This I did not like about Morton. He was a well-known stock trader and had built millions upon millions through speculation. Did he think he alone had the upper hand in stock knowledge? Van Flange was just as educated as he was and came from a better background. Was it that he considered himself smarter in navigating stock values? I mentioned this to Morton.

“Believe me, old chap,” said he, laying his slim hand on my shoulder, “believe me, I had nothing on my mind beyond your own safety, and the safety of that cub of yours. And I think you will agree that I have exhibited a knowledge of what winds and currents and rocks might interrupt or wreck one in his voyages after stocks.”

“Trust me, my friend,” he said, placing his slender hand on my shoulder, “trust me, I was only thinking about your safety and that little one of yours. And I believe you'll agree that I’ve shown an understanding of how winds, currents, and rocks can disrupt or destroy someone on their journey to find resources.”

“Admitting all you say,” I replied, “it does not follow that another may not know or learn to know as much.”

“Admitting everything you say,” I replied, “it doesn’t mean that someone else can’t also know or learn as much.”

“But Wall Street is such a quicksand,” he persisted. “Gad! it swallows nine of every ten who set foot in it. And to deduce safety for another, because I am and have been safe, might troll you into error. You should consider my peculiar case. I was born with beak and claw for the game. Like the fish-hawk, I can hover above the stream of stocks, and swoop in and out, taking my quarry where it swims. And then, remember my arrangements. I have an agent at the elbow of every opportunity. I have made the world my spy, since I pay the highest price for information. If a word be said in a cabinet, I hear it; if a decision of court is to be handed down, I know it; if any of our great forces or monarchs of the street so much as move a finger, I see it. And yet, with all I know, and all I see, and all I hear, and all my nets and snares as complicated as the works of a watch, added to a native genius, the best I may do is win four times in seven. In Wall Street, a man meets with not alone the foreseeable, but the unforeseeable; he does, really! He is like a man in a tempest, and may be struck dead by some cloud-leveled bolt while you and he stand talking, don't y' know!”

“But Wall Street is like quicksand,” he insisted. “Seriously! It pulls under nine out of ten people who step into it. Just because I’m safe doesn’t mean you can rely on my situation to protect you. You need to think about my unique circumstance. I was born ready to play this game. Like a fish hawk, I can hover over the stock market, swooping in and out, catching what I want as it swims by. And don't forget my connections. I have an agent for every opportunity that comes my way. I've made the world my network since I pay top dollar for information. If there's a whisper in a boardroom, I hear it; if a court ruling is about to be announced, I know it; if any of the big players in the market so much as moves, I see it. And still, with all my knowledge, all that I see and hear, and my networks more intricate than a watch’s mechanisms, along with my natural skill, the best I can hope for is to win four times out of seven. In Wall Street, a person faces not just the expected, but the unexpected; truly! It’s like being in a storm, and you could be struck down by a bolt of lightning while you’re just standing there talking, you know!”

Morton fell a long day's journey short of convincing me that Wall Street was a theater of peril for young Van Flange. Moreover, the boy said true; it offered the one way open to his feet. Thus reasoning, and led by my love for my girl and my delight to think how she was happy, I did all I might to further the ambitions of young Van Flange, and embark him as a trader of stocks. He took office rooms in Broad Street; and on the one or two occasions when I set foot in them, I was flattered as well as amazed by the array of clerks and stock-tickers, blackboards, and tall baskets, which met my untaught gaze. The scene seemed to buzz and vibrate with prosperity, and the air was vital of those riches which it promised.

Morton didn’t really convince me that Wall Street was a dangerous place for young Van Flange. Besides, the kid spoke the truth; it was the only option available to him. With that in mind, and driven by my love for my girl and the happiness I felt thinking about her, I did everything I could to support young Van Flange’s ambitions and help him start his career as a stock trader. He rented office space on Broad Street; and on the one or two times I visited, I was both flattered and amazed by the rows of clerks, stock tickers, blackboards, and tall baskets that greeted my inexperienced eyes. The atmosphere seemed to buzz with opportunity, and the air was filled with the promise of wealth.

It is scarce required that I say I paid not the least attention to young Van Flange and his business affairs. I possessed no stock knowledge, being as darkened touching Wall Street as any Hottentot. More than that, my time was taken up with Tammany Hall. The flow of general feeling continued to favor a return of the machine, for the public was becoming more and sorely irked of a misfit “reform” that was too tight in one place while too loose in another. There stood no doubt of it; I had only to wait and maintain my own lines in order, and the town would be my own again. It would yet lie in my lap like a goose in the lap of a Dutch woman; and I to feather-line my personal nest with its plumage to what soft extent I would. For all that, I must watch lynx-like my own forces, guarding against schism, keeping my people together solidly for the battle that was to be won.

I hardly need to mention that I paid no attention to young Van Flange and his business. I had no real knowledge about Wall Street; I was as clueless as anyone from a totally different world. On top of that, my time was consumed with Tammany Hall. The general sentiment still leaned toward bringing back the machine, as the public was increasingly frustrated with a mismatched “reform” that was too strict in some areas and too relaxed in others. There was no doubt about it; I just had to stay on course and keep things organized, and the city would be mine again. It would eventually be handed to me like a goose to a Dutch woman, allowing me to line my nest with what I could. Despite that, I needed to keep a close eye on my own team, preventing any splits and ensuring my people stayed united for the battle ahead.

Much and frequently, I discussed the situation with Morton. With his traction operations, he had an interest almost as deep as my own. He was, too, the one man on whose wisdom of politics I had been educated to rely. When it became a question of votes and how to get them, I had yet to meet Morton going wrong.

Much and often, I talked about the situation with Morton. With his traction operations, he had an interest nearly as deep as mine. He was also the one person whose political wisdom I had learned to trust. When it came to votes and how to secure them, I had yet to see Morton make a mistake.

“You should have an issue,” said Morton. “You should not have two, for the public is like a dog, don't y' know, and can chase no more than just one rabbit at a time. But one you should have—something you could point to and promise for the future. As affairs stand—and gad! it has been that way since I have had a memory—you and the opposition will go into the campaign like a pair of beldame scolds, railing at one another. Politics has become a contest of who can throw the most mud. Really, the town is beastly tired of both of you—it is, 'pon my word!”

“You should have one main issue,” said Morton. “You shouldn’t have two, because the public is like a dog, you know, and can only chase one rabbit at a time. But you definitely need one—something you can focus on and promise for the future. As things are now—and honestly, it has been this way for as long as I can remember—you and the opposition are just going to go into the campaign like a couple of old ladies bickering at each other. Politics has turned into a competition of who can sling the most mud. Seriously, the town is really tired of both of you—it truly is!”

“Now what issue would you offer?”

“Now, what topic would you suggest?”

“Do you recall what I told our friend Bronson? Public Ownership should be the great card. Go in for the ownership by the town of street railways, water works, gas plants, and that sort of thing, don't y' know, and the rabble will trample on itself to vote your ticket.”

“Do you remember what I told our friend Bronson? Public ownership should be the big deal. Get the town to own things like street railways, water works, gas plants, and that kind of stuff, you know, and the masses will rush to vote for you.”

“And do you shout 'Municipal Ownership!'—you with a street railway to lose?”

“And do you yell 'Municipal Ownership!'—you who have a street railway to lose?”

“But I wouldn't lose it. I'm not talking of anything but an issue. It would be a deuced bore, if Public Ownership actually were to happen. Besides, for me to lose my road would be the worst possible form! No, I'm not so insane as that. But it doesn't mean, because you make Public Ownership an issue, that you must bring it about. There are always ways to dodge, don't y' know. And the people won't care; the patient beggars have been taught to expect it. An issue is like the bell-ringing before an auction; it is only meant to call a crowd. Once the auction begins, no one remembers the bell-ringing; they don't, really!”

“But I wouldn't lose that. I'm not talking about anything except a topic. It would be such a drag if Public Ownership actually happened. Besides, losing my way would be the worst possible scenario! No, I'm not that crazy. But just because you make Public Ownership a topic doesn’t mean you have to make it happen. There are always ways to avoid it, you know. And the people won’t care; the long-suffering beggars have been conditioned to expect it. An issue is like the bell ringing before an auction; it’s just meant to gather a crowd. Once the auction starts, no one remembers the bell ringing; they really don’t!”

“To simply shout 'Public Ownership:'” said I, “would hardly stir the depths. We would have to get down to something practical—something definite.”

“To just shout 'Public Ownership:'” I said, “would barely make an impact. We need to get to something practical—something concrete.”

“It was the point I was approaching. Really! what should be better now than to plainly propose—since the route is unoccupied, and offers a field of cheapest experiment—a street railway with a loop around Washington Square, and then out Fifth Avenue to One Hundred and Tenth Street, next west on One Hundred and Tenth Street to Seventh Avenue, and lastly north on Seventh Avenue until you strike the Harlem River at the One Hundred and Fifty-fifth Street bridge?”

“It was the point I was getting to. Seriously! What could be better right now than to just propose—since the route is open and provides a perfect opportunity for a low-cost experiment—a streetcar line with a loop around Washington Square, then out on Fifth Avenue to One Hundred and Tenth Street, then west on One Hundred and Tenth Street to Seventh Avenue, and finally north on Seventh Avenue until you reach the Harlem River at the One Hundred and Fifty-fifth Street bridge?”

“What a howl would go up from Fifth Avenue!” said I.

“What a racket would come from Fifth Avenue!” I said.

“If it were so, what then? You are not to be injured by silk-stocking clamor. For each cry against you from the aristocrats, twenty of the peasantry would come crying to your back; don't y', know! Patrician opposition, old chap, means ever plebeian support, and you should do all you may, with wedge and maul of policy, to split the log along those lines. Gad!” concluded Morton, bursting suddenly into self-compliments; “I don't recall when I was so beastly sagacious before—really!”

“If it were true, what then? You shouldn't let the fancy complaints bother you. For every shout against you from the upper class, twenty common folks would rally behind you; don't you see? Opposition from the elite, my friend, always means support from the regular people, and you should do everything you can, with the tools of strategy, to take advantage of that divide. Wow!” Morton finished, suddenly praising himself; “I can't remember the last time I was this incredibly wise—honestly!”

“Now I fail to go with you,” I returned. “I have for long believed that the strongest force with which the organization had to contend, was its own lack of fashion. If Tammany had a handful or two of that purple and fine linen with which you think it so wise to quarrel, it might rub some of the mud off itself, and have quieter if not fairer treatment from a press, ever ready to truckle to the town's nobility. Should we win next time, it is already in my plans to establish a club in the very heart of Fifth Avenue. I shall attract thither all the folk of elegant fashion I can, so that, thereafter, should one snap a kodak on the machine, the foreground of the picture will contain a respectable exhibition of lofty names. I want, rather, to get Tammany out of the gutter, than arrange for its perpetual stay therein.”

“Now I can't go with you,” I said. “I’ve long believed that the biggest challenge the organization faces is its own lack of style. If Tammany had a bit of that prestige and fine reputation you think it’s so smart to fight against, it might clean up its image and get more respectful, if not fairer, treatment from a press that’s always eager to cater to the city’s elite. If we win next time, I already plan to set up a club right in the heart of Fifth Avenue. I’ll draw in all the fashionable people I can, so that, from then on, if someone snaps a photo, the foreground will feature a respectable display of high-profile names. I want to lift Tammany out of the gutter, not set it up for a permanent stay there.”

“Old chap,” said Morton, glorying through his eyeglass, “I think I shall try a cigarette after that. I need it to resettle my nerves; I do, really. Why, my dear boy! do you suppose that Tammany can be anything other than that unwashed black sheep it is? We shall make bishops of burglars when that day dawns. The thing's wildly impossible, don't y' know! Besides, your machine would die. Feed Tammany Hall on any diet of an aristocracy, and you will unhinge its stomach; you will, 'pon my faith!”

“Hey there,” said Morton, looking through his eyeglass with excitement, “I think I’ll have a cigarette after that. I really need it to calm my nerves. Honestly! Do you really think Tammany can be anything other than the messy black sheep it is? We’ll be making bishops out of burglars when that day comes. It’s completely impossible, you know! Besides, your system would collapse. Feed Tammany Hall any kind of aristocratic diet, and you’ll upset its stomach; you will, I swear!”

“You shall see a Tammany club in fashion's center, none the less.”

“You'll see a Tammany club in the heart of fashion, no less.”

“Then you don't like 'Public Ownership?'” observed Morton, after a pause, the while twirling his eyeglass. “Why don't you then go in for cutting the City off from the State, and making a separate State of it? You could say that we suffer from hayseed tyranny, and all that. Really! it's the truth, don't y' know; and besides, we City fellows would gulp it down like spring water.”

“Then you don’t like 'Public Ownership?'” Morton remarked, after a moment, while twisting his eyeglass. “Why don’t you just push for separating the City from the State and making it its own State? You could claim we’re suffering from rural oppression and all that. Honestly! It’s true, you know; and besides, us City folks would accept it like it’s nothing.”

“The City delegation in Albany,” said I, “is too small to put through such a bill. The Cornfields would be a unit to smother it.”

“The city delegation in Albany,” I said, “is too small to push through such a bill. The Cornfields would work together to block it.”

“Not so sure about the Cornfields!” cried Morton. “Of course it would take money. That provided, think of the wires you could pull. Here are a half-dozen railroads, with their claws and teeth in the country and their tails in town. Each of them, don't y' know, as part of its equipment, owns a little herd of rustic members. You could step on the railroad tail with the feet of your fifty city departments, and torture it into giving you its hayseed marionettes for this scheme of a new State. Pon my word! old chap, it could be brought about; it could, really!”

“Not so sure about the Cornfields!” shouted Morton. “Of course, it would take money. That said, think about the influence you could have. Here are half a dozen railroads, with their claws and teeth in the countryside and their tails in the city. Each of them, you know, as part of their setup, has a small group of local members. You could step on the railroad’s tail with the strength of your fifty city departments and force it to hand over its rural puppets for this idea of a new State. I swear! It could really happen, old friend!”

“I fear,” said I banteringly, “that after all you are no better than a harebrained theorist. I confess that your plans are too grand for my commonplace powers of execution. I shall have to plod on with those moss-grown methods which have served us in the past.”

“I’m afraid,” I joked, “that after all, you’re just as scatterbrained as a theorist. I admit your ideas are way too ambitious for my everyday skills in making them happen. I guess I’ll have to stick with the old, outdated methods that have worked for us before.”

It would seem as though I had had Death to be my neighbor from the beginning, for his black shadow was in constant play about me. One day he would take a victim from out my very arms; again he would grimly step between me and another as we sat in talk. Nor did doctors do much good or any; and I have thought that all I shall ask, when my own time comes, is a nurse to lift me in and out of bed, and for the rest of it, why! let me die.

It feels like Death has been my neighbor from the start, always lurking nearby. One day, he would snatch a victim right from my arms; another day, he would step in between me and someone else while we talked. Doctors didn't help much either, and I've realized that when my time comes, all I want is a nurse to help me in and out of bed, and for the rest of it—well, let me just die.

It was Anne to leave me now, and her death befell like lightning from an open sky. Anne was never of your robust women; I should not have said, however, that she was frail, since she was always about, taking the whole weight of the house to herself, and, as I found when she was gone, furnishing the major portion of its cheerfulness. That was what misled me, doubtless; a brave smile shone ever on her face like sunlight, and served to put me off from any thought of sickness for her.

It was Anne who left me now, and her death struck me like lightning out of a clear sky. Anne was never one of those strong women; I wouldn’t say she was weak either, since she was always around, shouldering most of the responsibilities of the house, and, as I realized after she was gone, bringing much of its happiness. That was probably what deceived me; she always wore a brave smile, shining like the sun, which kept me from considering that she might be sick.

It was her heart, they said; but no such slowness in striking as when Big Kennedy died. Anne had been abroad for a walk in the early cool of the evening. When she returned, and without removing her street gear, she sank into a chair in the hall.

It was her heart, they said; but there was no delay in reacting like there was when Big Kennedy died. Anne had been out for a walk in the refreshing cool of the evening. When she got back, she sank into a chair in the hall without taking off her street clothes.

“What ails ye, mem?” asked the old Galway wife that had been nurse to Blossom, and who undid the door to Anne; “what's the matter of your pale face?”

“What’s wrong with you, ma’am?” asked the old Galway woman who had been Blossom's nurse and opened the door for Anne; “what’s the issue with your pale face?”

“An' then,” cried the crone, when she gave me the sorry tale of it, “she answered wit' a sob. An' next her poor head fell back on the chair, and she was by.”

“Then,” the old woman exclaimed, as she shared her sad story with me, “she replied with a sob. And then her poor head fell back on the chair, and she was gone.”

Both young Van Flange and I were away from the house at the time of it; he about his business, which kept him often, and long, into the night; and I in the smothering midst of my politics. When I was brought home, they had laid Anne's body on her bed. At the foot on a rug crouched the old nurse, rocking herself forward and back, wailing like a banshee. Blossom, whose cheek was whitened with the horror of our loss, crept to my side and stood close, clutching my hand as in those old terror-ridden baby days when unseen demons glowered from the room-comers. It was no good sight for Blossom, and I led her away, the old Galway crone at the bed's foot keening her barbarous mourning after us far down the hall.

Both young Van Flange and I were not home at the time; he was busy with work, which often kept him out late, and I was caught up in my political activities. When I got back, they had laid Anne's body on her bed. At the foot of the bed, the old nurse was crouched on a rug, rocking back and forth and wailing like a banshee. Blossom, her face pale with the shock of our loss, came to my side and stood close, holding my hand like she did in those old, scary days when invisible monsters lurked in the corners of the room. It was too much for Blossom to bear, so I took her away, with the old Galway woman at the foot of the bed still mourning loudly as we walked down the hall.

Blossom was all that remained with me now. And yet, she would be enough, I thought, as I held her, child-fashion, in my arms that night to comfort her, if only I might keep her happy.

Blossom was all that was left with me now. And yet, I thought she would be enough, as I held her in my arms that night to comfort her, if only I could keep her happy.

Young Van Flange worked at his trade of stocks like a horse. He was into it early and late, sometimes staying from home all night. I took pride to think how much more wisely than Morton I had judged the boy.

Young Van Flange worked in stocks like a workhorse. He was at it early and late, sometimes staying away from home all night. I felt proud to think how much more wisely than Morton I had assessed the boy.

Those night absences, when he did not come in until three of the morning, and on occasion not at all, gave me no concern. My own business of Tammany was quite as apt to hold me; for there are events that must be dealt with in the immediate, like shooting a bird on the wing. A multitude of such were upon me constantly, and there was no moment of the day or night that I could say beforehand would not be claimed by them. When this was my own case, it turned nothing difficult to understand how the exigencies of stocks might be as peremptory.

Those late nights when he didn’t come home until three in the morning, and sometimes not at all, didn’t bother me. My own work with Tammany kept me busy too; there are situations that need immediate attention, like shooting a bird in flight. There were always plenty of those on my plate, and there wasn’t a moment day or night that I could predict wouldn’t be taken up by them. Given that I was in the same boat, it was easy to understand how urgent stock issues could be just as demanding.

One matter to promote a growing fund of confidence in young Van Flange was his sobriety. The story ran—and, in truth, his own mother had told it—of his drunkenness, when a boy fresh out of his books, and during those Barclay Street days when he went throwing his patrimony to the vultures. That was by and done with; he had somehow gotten by the bottle. Never but once did he show the flush of liquor, and that fell out when he had been to a college dinner. I had always understood how it was the custom to retire drunk from such festivals, wherefore that particular inebriety gave me scant uneasiness. One should not expect a roaring boy about town to turn deacon in a day.

One reason people started to trust young Van Flange more was his sobriety. The story went—his own mother shared it—that when he was a boy just out of school, he struggled with drunkenness during those days on Barclay Street when he wasted his inheritance. That was all in the past; he had somehow overcome his drinking. He only got drunk once, and that happened after a college dinner. I had always understood that it was typical to leave those events inebriated, so that particular instance of drunkenness didn’t bother me much. You can’t expect a wild young man to suddenly become saintly overnight.

Blossom was, as I've said, by nature shy and secret, and never one to relate her joys or griefs. While she and he were under the same roof with me, I had no word from her as to her life with young Van Flange, and whether it went bright, or was blurred of differences. Nor do I believe that in those days there came aught to harrow her, unless it were the feeling that young Van Flange showed less the lover and more like folk of fifty than she might have wished.

Blossom was, as I mentioned, naturally shy and reserved, and never one to share her joys or sorrows. While she and he were living under the same roof as me, I heard nothing from her about her life with young Van Flange, and whether it was full of happiness or clouded by issues. I also don't think anything troubled her during that time, except maybe the sense that young Van Flange seemed less like a romantic partner and more like someone in their fifties than she would have liked.

Once and again, indeed, I caught on her face a passing shade; but her eyes cleared when I looked at her, and she would come and put her arms about me, and by that I could not help but see how her marriage had flowered life's path for her. This thought of itself would set off a tune in my heart like the songs of birds; and I have it the more sharply upon my memory, because it was the one deep happiness I knew. The shadows I trapped as they crossed the brow of Blossom, I laid to a thought that young Van Flange carried too heavy a load of work. It might break him in his health; and the fear had warrant in hollow eyes and a thin sallowness of face, which piled age upon him, and made him resemble twice his years.

Time and again, I noticed a fleeting look on her face; but her eyes would brighten when I glanced at her, and she would come and wrap her arms around me. By that, I couldn't help but see how her marriage had blossomed along her life's journey. Just that thought would set off a melody in my heart like the songs of birds; and I remember it vividly because it was the only true happiness I knew. The shadows I caught crossing Blossom's face, I attributed to the fact that young Van Flange was carrying too much work. It might take a toll on his health, and my concern was justified by his hollow eyes and a pale, sallow complexion, which made him look much older than he was.

Towards me, the pose of young Van Flange was that one of respectful deference which had marked him from the start. Sometimes I was struck by the notion that he was afraid of me; not with any particularity of alarm, but as a woman might fear a mastiff, arguing peril from latent ferocities and a savagery of strength.

Towards me, young Van Flange's posture was one of respectful deference that had defined him from the beginning. Sometimes, I was struck by the idea that he was afraid of me; not with any specific fear, but like a woman might fear a mastiff, sensing danger from hidden ferocities and raw strength.

Still, he in no wise ran away; one is not to understand that; on the contrary he would pass hours in my society, explaining his speculations and showing those figures which were the record of his profits. I was glad to listen, too; for while I did not always grasp a meaning, being stock-dull as I've explained, what he said of “bull” and “bear” and “short” and “long,” had the smell of combat about it, and held me enthralled like a romance.

Still, he definitely didn't run away; that's not the case at all. In fact, he would spend hours with me, sharing his ideas and showing me those numbers that tracked his profits. I was happy to listen, too; even though I didn't always understand everything, since I was pretty clueless as I've mentioned, the way he talked about "bulls" and "bears" and "shorts" and "longs" felt thrilling like a battle, and I found it captivating like a story.

There were instances when he suggested speculations, and now and then as high as one thousand shares. I never failed to humor him, for I thought a negative might smack of lack of confidence—a thing I would not think of, if only for love of Blossom. I must say that my belief in young Van Flange was augmented by these deals, which turned unflaggingly, though never largely, to my credit.

There were times when he suggested investments, sometimes as high as a thousand shares. I always went along with him because I believed saying no might come off as lacking confidence—a thought I wouldn't entertain, especially out of love for Blossom. I have to say that my faith in young Van Flange grew because of these deals, which consistently, though not significantly, benefited me.

It was when I stood waist-deep in what arrangements were preliminary to my battle for the town, now drawing near and nearer, that young Van Flange approached me concerning Blackberry Traction.

It was while I stood waist-deep in the preparations for my upcoming battle for the town, which was getting closer and closer, that young Van Flange came to talk to me about Blackberry Traction.

“Father,” said he—for he called me “father,” and the name was pleasant to my ear—“father, if you will, we may make millions of dollars like turning hand or head.”

“Dad,” he said—for he called me “Dad,” and it sounded nice to me—“Dad, if you want, we can make millions of dollars just like that.”

Then he gave me a long story of the friendship he had scraped together with the president of Blackberry—he of the Hebrew cast and clutch, whom I once met and disappointed over franchises.

Then he shared a long story about the friendship he had built with the president of Blackberry—he of Hebrew descent and strong personality, whom I once met and let down over franchises.

“Of course,” said young Van Flange, “while he is the president of Blackberry, he has no sentimental feelings concerning the fortunes of the company. He is as sharp to make money as either you or I. The truth is this: While the stock is quoted fairly high, Blackberry in fact is in a bad way. It is like a house of cards, and a kick would collapse it into ruins. The president, because we are such intimates, gave me the whole truth of Blackberry. Swearing me to secrecy, he, as it were, lighted a lantern, and led me into the darkest corners. He showed me the books. Blackberry is on the threshold of a crash. The dividends coming due will not be paid. It is behind in its interest; and the directors will be driven to declare an immense issue of bonds. Blackberry stock will fall below twenty; a receiver will have the road within the year. To my mind, the situation is ready for a coup. We have but to sell and keep selling, to take in what millions we will.”

“Of course,” said young Van Flange, “even though he’s the president of Blackberry, he doesn’t have any emotional attachment to the company’s success. He’s just as eager to make money as you or I. Here’s the truth: despite the stock being priced fairly high, Blackberry is actually in bad shape. It’s like a house of cards, and a little push could bring it all crashing down. Since we’re close, the president shared the whole truth about Blackberry with me. After swearing me to secrecy, he basically lit a lantern and took me into the darkest corners. He showed me the books. Blackberry is on the brink of a collapse. The upcoming dividends won’t be paid. It's behind on its interest, and the directors will need to issue a massive amount of bonds. Blackberry stock will drop below twenty; a receiver will take over within the year. In my opinion, this situation is perfect for a takeover. We just need to sell and keep selling, and we can make millions.”

There was further talk, and all to similar purpose. Also, I recalled the ease with which Morton and I, aforetime, took four millions between us out of Blackberry.

There was more discussion, all for a similar reason. I also remembered how easily Morton and I, in the past, pulled four million out of Blackberry between us.

“Now I think,” said I, in the finish of it, “that Blackberry is my gold mine by the word of Fate itself. Those we are to make will not be the first riches I've had from it.”

“Now I think,” I said in conclusion, “that Blackberry is my gold mine by the word of Fate itself. The things we create won’t be the first treasures I've gained from it.”

Except the house we stood in, I owned no real estate; nor yet that, since it was Blossom's, being her marriage gift from me. From the first I had felt an aversion for houses and lots. I was of no stomach to collect rents, squabble with tenants over repairs, or race to magistrates for eviction. This last I should say was the Irish in my arteries, for landlords had hectored my ancestors like horseflies. My wealth was all in stocks and bonds; nor would I listen to anything else. Morton had his own whimsical explanation for this:

Except for the house we were in, I didn't own any property; and that house wasn't even mine since it was Blossom's, a gift from me for our marriage. From the start, I had a dislike for houses and land. I had no interest in collecting rent, arguing with tenants about repairs, or rushing to court for evictions. I’d say that last part comes from my Irish heritage, as landlords had treated my ancestors harshly. My wealth was entirely in stocks and bonds; I wouldn't entertain anything else. Morton had his own quirky take on this:

“There be those among us,” said he, “who are nomads by instinct—a sort of white Arab, don't y' know. Not intending offense—for, gad! there are reasons why I desire to keep you good-natured—every congenital criminal is of that sort; he is, really! Such folk instinctively look forward to migration or flight. They want nothing they can't pack up and depart with in a night, and would no more take a deed to land than a dose of arsenic. It's you who are of those migratory people. That's why you abhor real estate. Fact, old chap! you're a born nomad; and it's in your blood to be ever ready to strike camp, inspan your teams, and trek.”

“There are people among us,” he said, “who are nomads by nature—a kind of white Arab, you know. No offense intended—because, honestly! there are reasons I want to keep you in good spirits—every innate criminal is like that; it’s true! Those kinds of people instinctively look forward to moving on or escaping. They want nothing they can't pack up and leave with in one night, and they wouldn’t take a deed to land any more than they’d take a dose of poison. You’re one of those nomadic types. That’s why you hate owning property. It’s a fact, my friend! You’re a born nomad; it’s in your blood to be ready to break camp, harness your teams, and travel.”

Morton furnished these valuable theories when he was investing my money for me. Having no belief in my own investment wisdom, I imposed the task upon his good nature. One day he brought me my complete possessions in a wonderful sheaf of securities. They were edged, each and all, with gold, since Morton would accept no less.

Morton shared these valuable insights while he was managing my investments. Lacking confidence in my own ability to invest, I relied on his generosity. One day, he presented me with all my assets in a remarkable bundle of securities. Each one was trimmed in gold, as Morton wouldn’t settle for anything less.

“There you are, my boy,” said he, “and everything as clean as running water, don't y' know. Really, I didn't think you could be trusted, if it came on to blow a panic, so I've bought for you only stuff that can protect itself.”

“There you are, my boy,” he said, “and everything is as clean as running water, you know. Honestly, I didn’t think you could handle it if a panic set in, so I’ve only bought things that can take care of themselves.”

When young Van Flange made his Blackberry suggestions, I should say I had sixteen hundred thousand dollars worth of these bonds and stocks—mostly the former—in my steel box. I may only guess concerning it, for I could not reckon so huge a sum to the precise farthing. It was all in the same house with us; I kept it in a safe I'd fitted into the walls, and which was so devised as to laugh at either a burglar or a fire. I gave young Van Flange the key of that interior compartment which held these securities; the general combination he already possessed.

When young Van Flange made his suggestions about Blackberry, I should mention that I had one million six hundred thousand dollars worth of these bonds and stocks—mostly bonds—in my safe. I can only guess because I couldn't account for such a large sum down to the exact penny. It was all in the same house as us; I kept it in a safe I had built into the walls, designed to withstand both burglars and fires. I gave young Van Flange the key to that compartment that held these securities; he already had the general combination.

“There you'll find more than a million and a half,” said I, “and that, with what you have, should make three millions. How much Blackberry can you sell now?”

“There you'll find more than a million and a half,” I said, “and that, combined with what you have, should make three million. How much Blackberry can you sell now?”

“We ought to sell one hundred and fifty thousand shares. A drop of eighty points, and it will go that far, would bring us in twelve millions.”

“We should sell one hundred and fifty thousand shares. A drop of eighty points, which is possible, would bring us in twelve million.”

“Do what you think best,” said I. “And, mind you: No word to Morton.”

“Do what you think is best,” I said. “And, just so you know: Don’t say anything to Morton.”

“Now I was about to suggest that,” said young Van Flange.

“Now I was just about to suggest that,” said young Van Flange.

Morton should not know what was on my slate for Blackberry. Trust him? yes; and with every hope I had. But it was my vanity to make this move without him. I would open his eyes to it, that young Van Flange, if not so old a sailor as himself, was none the less his equal at charting a course and navigating speculation across that sea of stocks, about the treacherous dangers whereof it had pleased him so often to patronize me.

Morton shouldn’t know what I had planned for Blackberry. Should I trust him? yes; and with every hope I had. But it was my pride to make this move without him. I would show him that young Van Flange, while not as seasoned a sailor as he was, was still equally capable of charting a course and navigating through that sea of stocks, despite the risky pitfalls he often enjoyed warning me about.










CHAPTER XXV—PROFIT AND LOSS; MAINLY THE LATTER

SINCE time began, no man, not even a king, has been better obeyed in his mandates, than was I while Chief of Tammany Hall. From high to low, from the leader of a district to the last mean straggler in the ranks, one and all, they pulled and hauled or ran and climbed like sailors in a gale, at the glance of my eye or the toss of my finger. More often than once, I have paused in wonder over this blind submission, and asked myself the reason. Particularly, since I laid down my chiefship, the query has come upon my tongue while I remembered old days, to consider how successes might have been more richly improved or defeats, in their disasters, at least partially avoided.

SINCE time began, no one, not even a king, has had better compliance with their orders than I did as the head of Tammany Hall. From the top down, from the leader of a district to the last insignificant member in the ranks, everyone either rushed to comply or worked tirelessly as if caught in a storm, all at the mere glance of my eye or the flick of my finger. More than once, I’ve found myself pausing in amazement at this blind obedience, wondering why it was so. Especially since stepping down from my leadership role, I've often asked myself, while reminiscing about those old days, how our successes could have been better capitalized on or how some failures could have at least been partially averted.

Nor could I give myself the answer. I had no close friendships among my men; none of them was my confidant beyond what came to be demanded of the business in our hands. On the contrary, there existed a gulf between me and those about me, and while I was civil—for I am not the man, and never was, of wordy violences—I can call myself nothing more.

Nor could I find the answer for myself. I had no close friendships among my crew; none of them was my confidant beyond what was required for our work. On the contrary, there was a gap between me and the people around me, and while I was polite—because I’m not the type, and never have been, to engage in verbal confrontations—I can’t describe myself as anything more.

If anything, I should say my people of politics feared me, and that a sort of sweating terror was the spur to send them flying when I gave an order. There was respect, too; and in some cases a kind of love like a dog's love, and which is rather the homage paid by weakness to strength, or that sentiment offered of the vine to the oak that supports its clamberings.

If anything, I’d say my political associates were afraid of me, and their nervous dread pushed them to jump into action when I gave an order. There was also respect, and in some cases a kind of devotion like a dog's loyalty, which is more about the admiration shown by the weak to the strong, or the affection offered by a vine to the oak that supports its climb.

Why my men should stand in awe of me, I cannot tell. Certainly, I was mindful of their rights; and, with the final admonitions of Big Kennedy in my ears, I avoided favoritisms and dealt out justice from an even hand. True, I could be stern when occasion invited, and was swift to destroy that one whose powers did not match his duty, or who for a bribe would betray, or for an ambition would oppose, my plan.

I don’t know why my men should be in awe of me. I always respected their rights, and with Big Kennedy's last words in my mind, I avoided favoritism and delivered justice fairly. It's true that I could be strict when needed, and I took quick action against anyone whose abilities didn’t match their responsibilities, or who would betray me for a bribe, or who would go against my plans out of ambition.

No; after Big Kennedy's death, I could name you none save Morton whose advice I cared for, or towards whom I leaned in any thought of confidence. Some have said that this distance, which I maintained between me and my underlings, was the secret of my strength. It may have been; and if it were I take no credit, since I expressed nothing save a loneliness of disposition, and could not have borne myself otherwise had I made the attempt. Not that I regretted it. That dumb concession of themselves to me, by my folk of Tammany, would play no little part in pulling down a victory in the great conflict wherein we were about to engage.

No; after Big Kennedy's death, I couldn’t name anyone except Morton whose advice I valued or whom I trusted even a little. Some people said that the distance I kept from my subordinates was the secret of my strength. It might have been; and if so, I don’t take any credit for it since I only showed a sense of loneliness and wouldn’t have been able to act differently even if I tried. Not that I regretted it. That unspoken loyalty of my Tammany people would play a significant role in achieving victory in the big battle we were about to face.

Tammany Hall was never more sharply organized. I worked over the business like an artist over an etching. Discipline was brought to a pitch never before known. My district leaders were the pick of the covey, and every one, for force and talents of executive kind, fit to lead a brigade into battle. Under these were the captains of election precincts; and a rank below the latter came the block captains—one for each city block. Thus were made up those wheels within wheels which, taken together, completed the machine. They fitted one with the other, block captains with precinct captains, the latter with district leaders, and these last with myself; and all like the wheels and springs and ratchets and regulators of a clock; one sure, too, when wound and oiled and started, to strike the hours and announce the time of day in local politics with a nicety that owned no precedent.

Tammany Hall has never been more organized. I managed the operation like an artist working on an etching. We achieved a level of discipline that had never been seen before. My district leaders were the best of the best, each strong and talented enough to lead a team into battle. Below them were the captains for each election precinct, and just below those were the block captains—one for each city block. This structure created interconnected layers that together formed the machine. Each role connected seamlessly, from block captains to precinct captains, then to district leaders, and ultimately to me; all functioning like the gears and springs of a clock, guaranteed to keep time accurately in local politics like never before.

There would be a quartette of tickets; I could see that fact of four corners in its approach, long months before the conventions. Besides the two regular parties, and the mugwump-independents—which tribe, like the poor, we have always with us—the laborites would try again. These had not come to the field in any force since that giant uprising when we beat them down with the reputable old gentleman. Nor did I fear them now. My trained senses told me, as with thumb on wrist I counted the public pulse, how those clans of labor were not so formidable by three-fourths as on that other day a decade and more before.

There would be four tickets; I realized that clear as day long before the conventions. Aside from the two main parties and the mugwump independents—which, like the poor, are always with us—the labor group would make another attempt. They hadn’t shown up in any significant way since that massive uprising when we defeated them with the help of the respectable old gentleman. And I wasn’t worried about them now. My instincts told me, as I checked the public pulse with my thumb on my wrist, that those labor factions were three-quarters less powerful than they had been over a decade ago.

Of those three camps of politics set over against us, that one to be the strongest was the party of reform. This knowledge swelled my stock of courage, already mounting high. If it were no more than to rout the administration now worrying the withers of the town, why, then! the machine was safe to win.

Of those three political groups opposed to us, the reform party turned out to be the strongest. This realization boosted my already growing courage. If it was just to drive out the administration that was troubling the town, then the machine was sure to succeed.

There arose another sign. As the days ran on, rich and frequent, first from one big corporation and then another—and these do not give until they believe—the contributions of money came rolling along. They would buy our favor in advance of victory. These donations followed each other like billows upon a beach, and each larger than the one before, which showed how the wind of general confidence was rising in our favor. It was not, therefore, my view alone; but, by this light of money to our cause, I could see how the common opinion had begun to gather head that the machine was to take the town again.

Another sign appeared. As the days went by, donations poured in, first from one major corporation and then another—and these contributions only come when they feel assured—money started flowing in. They wanted to win our support before we claimed victory. These donations came in waves, each larger than the last, showing that confidence was building in our favor. It wasn't just my perspective; through the lens of this financial backing for our cause, I could see that public opinion was starting to solidify around the idea that we were going to reclaim the town again.

This latter is often a decisive point, and one to give victory of itself. The average of intelligence and integrity in this city of New York is lower than any in the land. There are here, in proportion to a vote, more people whose sole principle is the bandwagon, than in any other town between the oceans. These “sliders,” who go hither and yon, and attach themselves to this standard or ally themselves with that one, as the eye of their fancy is caught and taught by some fluttering signal of the hour to pick the winning side, are enough of themselves to decide a contest. Wherefore, to promote this advertisement among creatures of chameleon politics, of an approaching triumph for the machine, and it being possible because of those contributed thousands coming so early into my chests, I began furnishing funds to my leaders and setting them to the work of their regions weeks before the nearest of our enemies had begun to think on his ticket.

This is often a crucial point that can lead to victory on its own. The average level of intelligence and integrity in New York City is lower than anywhere else in the country. In this city, there are more people who only follow the crowd, in relation to the number of votes, than in any other town between the two oceans. These “sliders,” who move back and forth, attaching themselves to one side or another based on whatever catches their attention, are enough to decide any contest. Therefore, to promote this campaign among these opportunistic political creatures, signaling an impending win for the machine, and considering the significant contributions I received early on, I started providing funds to my leaders and setting them to work in their areas weeks before our closest enemy had even begun to think about his ticket.

There was another argument for putting out this money. The noses of my people had been withheld from the cribs of office for hungry months upon months. The money would arouse an appetite and give their teeth an edge. I looked for fine work, too, since the leanest wolves are ever foremost in the hunt.

There was another reason for spending this money. My people had been kept away from the opportunities for a long time, feeling deprived for months. The cash would spark their interest and make them eager. I expected great results, too, since the hungriest wolves are always the most determined in the chase.

Emphatically did I lay it upon my leaders that, man for man, they must count their districts. They must tell over each voter as a churchman tells his beads. They must give me a true story of the situation, and I promised grief to him who brought me mistaken word. I will say in their compliment that, by the reports of my leaders on the day before the poll, I counted the machine majority exact within four hundred votes; and that, I may tell you, with four tickets in the conflict, and a whole count which was measured by hundreds of thousands, is no light affair. I mention it to evidence the hair-line perfection to which the methods of the machine had been brought.

I insisted that my leaders carefully count their districts, one by one. They had to account for each voter just like a churchgoer counts their prayers. They needed to give me an accurate report on the situation, and I warned that anyone who gave me incorrect information would face serious consequences. I must commend them; according to my leaders’ reports the day before the election, I accurately predicted the machine’s majority within four hundred votes. And let me tell you, with four candidates running and a total count in the hundreds of thousands, that’s no small feat. I mention this to highlight the incredible precision that the machine’s methods had achieved.

More than one leader reported within five votes of his majority, and none went fifty votes astray.

More than one leader reported within five votes of his majority, and none went fifty votes off.

You think we overdid ourselves to the point ridiculous, in this breathless solicitude of preparation? Man! the wealth of twenty Ophirs hung upon the hazard. I was in no mood to lose, if skill and sleepless forethought, and every intrigue born of money, might serve to bring success.

You think we went way overboard to the point of being ridiculous with all this frantic preparation? Seriously! The riches of twenty Ophirs were at stake. I wasn't about to lose, not if skill, endless planning, and every financial strategy could help us succeed.

Morton—that best of prophets!—believed in the star of the machine.

Morton—that greatest of visionaries!—believed in the power of the machine.

“This time,” said he, “I shall miss the agony of contributing to the other fellows, don't y' know. It will be quite a relief—really! I must say, old chap, that I like the mugwump less and less the more I see of him. He's so deucedly respectable, for one thing! Gad! there are times when a mugwump carries respectability to a height absolutely incompatible with human existence. Besides, he is forever walking a crack and calling it a principle. I get tired of a chalkline morality. It's all such deuced rot; it bores me to death; it does, really! One begins to appreciate the amiable, tolerant virtues of easy, old-shoe vice.”

“Honestly,” he said, “this time I’ll be glad to skip the pain of contributing to the others, you know. It’ll be a real relief—truly! I have to say, my friend, the more I see of the mugwump, the less I like him. He’s just so annoyingly respectable! Goodness! There are times when a mugwump takes respectability to a level that’s completely incompatible with being human. Plus, he’s always walking a fine line and calling it a principle. I get tired of a rigid morality. It’s all such nonsense; it bores me to tears, honestly! You start to appreciate the friendly, tolerant virtues of easy, familiar vice.”

Morton, worn with this long harangue, was moved to recruit his moody energies with the inevitable cigarette. He puffed recuperative puffs for a space, and then he began:

Morton, tired from this long speech, felt the need to recharge his restless energy with a cigarette. He took some calming puffs for a moment, and then he started:

“What an angelic ass is this city of New York! Why! it doesn't know as much as a horse! Any ignorant teamster of politics can harness it, and haul with it, and head it what way he will. I say, old chap, what are the round-number expenses of the town a year?”

“What an amazing city New York is! Honestly, it doesn't know anything! Any clueless politician can control it, and direct it however they want. I ask you, my friend, what are the total expenses for the city each year?”

“About one hundred and twenty-five millions.”

“Approximately 125 million.”

“One hundred and twenty-five millions—really! Do you happen to know the aggregate annual profits of those divers private companies that control and sell us our water, and lighting, and telephone, and telegraph, and traction services?—saying nothing of ferries, and paving, and all that? It's over one hundred and fifty millions a year, don't y' know! More than enough to run the town without a splinter of tax—really! That's why I exclaim in rapture over the public's accommodating imbecility. Now, if a private individual were to manage his affairs so much like a howling idiot, his heirs would clap him in a padded cell, and serve the beggar right.”

"One hundred twenty-five million—seriously! Do you know the total annual profits of those various private companies that control and provide us with our water, electricity, telephone, telegraph, and public transport services? Not to mention ferries, paving, and all that? It's over one hundred fifty million a year, you know! More than enough to run the city without a single tax—really! That's why I can't help but marvel at the public's willingness to be so clueless. If a private person managed their affairs like a complete fool, their heirs would lock them away in a padded room, and they'd deserve it."

“I think, however,” said I, “that you have been one to profit by those same idiocies of the town.”

“I think, though,” I said, “that you've also benefited from those same silly things in the town.”

“Millions, my boy, millions! And I'm going in for more, don't y' know. There are a half-dozen delicious things I have my eye on. Gad! I shall have my hand on them, the moment you take control.”

“Millions, my boy, millions! And I'm going for more, you know. There are a half-dozen amazing things I'm interested in. Gosh! I’ll grab them the moment you take charge.”

“I make you welcome in advance,” said I. “Give me but the town again, and you shall pick and choose.”

“I welcome you ahead of time,” I said. “Just give me the town back, and you can take your pick.”

In season, I handed my slate of names to the nominating committee to be handed by them to the convention.

In season, I gave my list of names to the nominating committee to pass on to the convention.

At the head, for the post of mayor, was written the name of that bold judge who, in the presence of my enemies and on a day when I was down, had given my Sicilian countenance. Such folk are the choice material of the machine. Their characters invite the public; while, for their courage, and that trick to be military and go with closed eyes to the execution of an order, the machine can rely upon them through black and white. My judge when mayor would accept my word for the last appointment and the last contract in his power, and think it duty.

At the top, for the mayor position, was the name of that daring judge who, in front of my enemies and on a day when I was at my lowest, had supported my Sicilian background. People like him are prime assets for the system. Their personalities attract the public; and because of their bravery, along with their ability to follow orders blindly, the system can count on them through thick and thin. My judge, when he becomes mayor, would trust my word on the final appointment and the last contract he could handle, and consider it his responsibility.

And who shall say that he would err? It was the law of the machine; he was the man of the machine; for the public, which accepted him, he was the machine. It is the machine that offers for every office on the list; the ticket is but the manner or, if you please, the mask. Nor is this secret. Who shall complain then, or fasten him with charges, when my judge, made mayor, infers a public's instruction to regard himself as the vizier of the machine?—its hand and voice for the town's government?

And who can say they would be wrong? It was the rule of the machine; he was the man of the machine; to the public, who accepted him, he was the machine. The machine provides candidates for every position on the list; the ticket is just a way of presenting them, or if you prefer, a disguise. This isn't a secret. So, who can complain or hold him accountable when my judge, now the mayor, takes it as a public mandate to see himself as the advisor of the machine?—its hand and voice for the city’s government?

It stood the day before the polls, and having advantage of the usual lull I was resting myself at home. Held fast by the hooks of politics, I for weeks had not seen young Van Flange, and had gotten only glimpses of Blossom. While lounging by my fire—for the day was raw, with a wind off the Sound that smelled of winter—young Van Flange drove to the door in a brougham.

It was the day before the election, and taking advantage of the usual calm, I was relaxing at home. Caught up in the chaos of politics, I hadn’t seen young Van Flange for weeks and had only caught brief glimpses of Blossom. While I lounged by my fire—since the day was chilly with a wintry wind coming off the Sound—young Van Flange arrived at the door in a carriage.

That a brisk broker should visit his house at an hour when the floor of the Exchange was tossing with speculation, would be the thing not looked for; but I was too much in a fog of politics, and too ignorant of stocks besides, to make the observation. Indeed, I was glad to see the boy, greeting him with a trifle more warmth than common.

That an eager broker would show up at his house when the stock market was buzzing with speculation was unexpected; however, I was too caught up in politics and too clueless about stocks to notice it. In fact, I was happy to see the kid and greeted him with a little more enthusiasm than usual.

Now I thought he gave me his hand with a kind of shiver of reluctance. This made me consider. Plainly, he was not at ease as we sat together. Covering him with the tail of my eye, I could note how his face carried a look, at once timid and malignant.

Now I thought he offered me his hand with a slight shiver of hesitation. This made me think. Clearly, he wasn’t comfortable as we sat together. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see that his face had a look that was both timid and hostile.

I could not read the meaning, and remained silent a while with the mere riddle of it. Was he ill? The lean yellowness of his cheek, and the dark about the hollow eyes, were a hint that way, to which the broken stoop of the shoulders gave added currency.

I couldn't understand the meaning and stayed silent for a while, just puzzled by it. Was he sick? The thin yellow color of his cheek and the dark circles around his hollow eyes suggested that he might be, which was backed up by the way his shoulders were hunched.

Young Van Flange continued silent; not, however, in a way to promise sullenness, but as though his feelings were a gag to him. At last I thought, with a word of my own, to break the ice.

Young Van Flange stayed quiet; not in a way that suggested he was upset, but as if his emotions were tied up inside him. Finally, I thought a word from me might help break the silence.

“How do you get on with your Blackberry?” said I.

“How are you getting along with your Blackberry?” I asked.

It was not that I cared or had the business on the back of my mind; I was too much buried in my campaign for that; but Blackberry, with young Van Flange, was the one natural topic to propose.

It wasn't that I cared or had the business on my mind; I was too caught up in my campaign for that. But Blackberry, with young Van Flange, was the one obvious topic to bring up.

As I gave him the name of it, he started with the sudden nervousness of a cat. I caught the hissing intake of his breath, as though a knife pierced him. What was wrong? I had not looked at the reported quotations, such things being as Greek to me. Had he lost those millions? I could have borne it if he had; the better, perhaps, since I was sure in my soul that within two days I would have the town in hand, and I did not think to find my old paths so overgrown but what I'd make shift to pick my way to a second fortune.

As I told him the name, he reacted with the sudden nervousness of a cat. I noticed him gasp sharply, as if a knife had stabbed him. What was wrong? I hadn’t checked the reported quotes; that stuff was like Greek to me. Had he lost those millions? I could have handled it if he had; it might have been better, actually, since I was convinced deep down that within two days I’d have the town figured out, and I didn’t expect my old routes to be so overgrown that I couldn’t navigate my way to a second fortune.

I was on the hinge of saying so, when he got possession of himself. Even at that he spoke lamely, and with a tongue that fumbled for words.

I was just about to say it when he got himself together. Even then, he spoke awkwardly, struggling to find the right words.

“Oh, Blackberry!” cried he. Then, after a gulping pause: “That twist will work through all right. It has gone a trifle slow, because, by incredible exertions, the road did pay its dividends. But it's no more than a matter of weeks when it will come tumbling.”

“Oh, Blackberry!” he exclaimed. Then, after a deep breath: “That twist will work out just fine. It's been a bit slow because, with some incredible effort, the road has paid off. But it’s only a matter of weeks before it all comes crashing down.”

This, in the beginning, was rambled off with stops and halts, but in the wind-up it went glibly enough.

This started off with a lot of stops and pauses, but in the end, it flowed pretty smoothly.

What next I would have said, I cannot tell; nothing of moment, one may be sure, for my mind was running on other things than Blackberry up or down. It was at this point, however, when we were interrupted. A message arrived that asked my presence at headquarters.

What I would have said next, I can't say; nothing important, that's for sure, because my mind was focused on other things beyond Blackberry. It was at this moment, though, that we were interrupted. A message came in asking for my presence at headquarters.

As I was about to depart, Blossom came into the room.

As I was about to leave, Blossom walked into the room.

I had no more than time for a hurried kiss, for the need set forth in the note pulled at me like horses.

I barely had time for a quick kiss because the urgency in the note was pulling at me like a team of horses.

“Bar accidents,” said I, as I stood in the door, “tomorrow night we'll celebrate a victory.”

“Bar accidents,” I said as I stood in the doorway, “tomorrow night we’ll celebrate a win.”

Within a block of my gate, I recalled how I had left certain papers I required lying on the table. I went back in some hustle of speed, for time was pinching as to that question of political detail which tugged for attention.

Within a block of my gate, I remembered that I had left some papers I needed on the table. I hurried back, since time was tight regarding that political detail that demanded my attention.

As I stepped into the hallway, I caught the tone of young Van Flange and did not like the pitch of it. Blossom and he were in the room to the left, and only a door between us.

As I walked into the hallway, I heard young Van Flange's voice and didn't like how it sounded. Blossom and he were in the room on the left, separated from me by just a door.

In a strange bristle of temper, I stood still to hear. Would the scoundrel dare harshness with my girl? The very surmise turned me savage to the bone!

In a strange burst of anger, I stood still to listen. Would the jerk really be harsh with my girl? Just the thought made me furious to the core!

Young Van Flange was speaking of those two hundred thousand dollars in bonds with which, by word of Big Kennedy, I had endowed Blossom in a day of babyhood. When she could understand, I had laid it solemnly upon her never to part with them. Under any stress, they would insure her against want; they must never be given up. And Blossom had promised.

Young Van Flange was talking about the two hundred thousand dollars in bonds that, as Big Kennedy said, I had given to Blossom when she was a baby. Once she could understand, I made it clear to her that she should never let them go. In any tough situation, they would protect her from going without; she must never give them up. And Blossom had agreed.

These bonds were in a steel casket of their own, and Blossom had the key. As I listened, young Van Flange was demanding they be given to him; Blossom was pleading with him, and quoting my commands. My girl was sobbing, too, for the villain urged the business roughly. I could not fit my ear to every word, since their tones for the most were dulled to a murmur by the door. In the end, with a lift of the voice, I heard him say:

These bonds were in a steel box of their own, and Blossom had the key. As I listened, young Van Flange was insisting that they be handed over to him; Blossom was begging him and repeating my instructions. My girl was crying as well, because the villain pressed the issue harshly. I couldn’t catch every word since their voices were mostly muffled by the door. In the end, with a raised voice, I heard him say:

“For what else should I marry you except money? Is one of my blood to link himself with the daughter of the town's great thief, and call it love? The daughter of a murderer, too!” he exclaimed, and ripping out an oath. “A murderer, yes! You have the red proof about your throat! Because your father escaped hanging by the laws of men, heaven's law is hanging you!”

“For what other reason would I marry you except for your money? Am I really supposed to connect myself with the daughter of the town's biggest thief and pretend it's love? The daughter of a murderer, too!” he shouted, swearing harshly. “A murderer, yes! You bear the bloody proof around your neck! Just because your father avoided hanging by human law, heaven’s law is condemning you!”

As I threw wide the door, Blossom staggered and fell to the floor. I thought for the furious blink of the moment, that he had struck her. How much stronger is hate than love! My dominant impulse was to avenge Blossom rather than to save her. I stood in the door in a white flame of wrath that was like the utter anger of a tiger. I saw him bleach and shrink beneath his sallowness.

As I flung the door open, Blossom stumbled and fell to the ground. For a brief moment, I thought he had hit her. How much stronger is hate than love! My main instinct was to get revenge for Blossom instead of trying to help her. I stood in the doorway, consumed by a white-hot rage, like the pure fury of a tiger. I watched him pale and shrink away from his sickly complexion.

As I came towards him, he held up his hands after the way of a boxing school. That ferocious strength, like a gorilla's, still abode with me. I brushed away his guard as one might put aside a trailing vine. In a flash I had him, hip and shoulder. My fingers sunk into the flesh like things of steel; he squeaked and struggled as does the rabbit when crunched up by the hound.

As I approached him, he raised his hands like a boxer. That fierce strength, like a gorilla's, was still with me. I pushed aside his guard like moving a hanging vine. In an instant, I had him, with my hip and shoulder. My fingers dug into his flesh like they were made of steel; he squeaked and struggled like a rabbit caught by a dog.

With a swing and a heave that would have torn out a tree by its roots, I lifted him from his feet. The next moment I hurled him from me. He crashed against the casing of the door; then he slipped to the floor as though struck by death itself.

With a powerful swing, I lifted him off his feet. In the next moment, I threw him away from me. He slammed against the doorframe and then fell to the floor like he had been hit by a lethal blow.

Moved of the one blunt purpose of destruction, I made forward to seize him again. For a miracle of luck, I was withstood by one of the servants who rushed in.

Moved by a single-minded desire to destroy, I advanced to capture him again. By a stroke of luck, I was stopped by one of the servants who rushed in.

“Think, master; think what you do!” he cried.

“Think, master; think about what you're doing!” he shouted.

In a sort of whirl I looked about me. I could see how the old Galway nurse was bending over Blossom, crying on her for her “Heart's dearie!” My poor girl was lying along the rug like some tempest-broken flower. The stout old wife caught her up and bore her off in her arms.

In a bit of a daze, I looked around. I could see the old Galway nurse leaning over Blossom, crying for her “Heart's dearie!” My poor girl was lying on the rug like a flower battered by a storm. The sturdy old woman picked her up and carried her away in her arms.

The picture of my girl's white face set me ablaze again. I turned the very torch of rage!

The image of my girl's pale face ignited my anger once more. I became the embodiment of fury!

“Be wise, master!” cried that one who had restrained me before. “Think of what you do!”

“Be smart, master!” shouted the one who had held me back before. “Consider what you’re doing!”

The man's hand on my wrist, and the earnest voice of him, brought me to myself. A vast calm took me, as a storm in its double fury beats flat the surface of the sea. I turned my back and walked to the window.

The man's hand on my wrist, along with his sincere voice, snapped me back to reality. A deep calm washed over me, like a storm pressing down and flattening the sea. I turned away and walked to the window.

“Have him away, then!” cried I. “Have him out of my sight, or I'll tear him to rags and ribbons where he lies!”

“Get him out of here, then!” I shouted. “Get him away from me, or I’ll rip him to shreds right where he is!”










CHAPTER XXVI—THE VICTOR AND THE SPOILS

FOR all the cry and call of politics, and folk to see me whom I would not see, that night, and throughout the following day—and even though the latter were one of election Fate to decide for the town's mastery—I never stirred from Blossom's side. She, poor child! was as one desolate, dazed with the blow that had been dealt her. She lay on her pillow, silent, and with the stricken face that told of the heart-blight fallen upon her.

FOR all the noise and commotion of politics, and people trying to see me when I really didn’t want to, that night and throughout the next day—and even though the latter was a crucial time for the town's election—I never left Blossom’s side. She, poor thing! looked so lost, dazed by the blow she had received. She lay on her pillow, silent, with a pained expression that showed the heartbreak she was experiencing.

Nor was I in much more enviable case, although gifted of a rougher strength to meet the shock. Indeed, I was taught by a despair that preyed upon me, how young Van Flange had grown to be the keystone of my arch of single hope, now fallen to the ground. Blossom's happiness had been my happiness, and when her breast was pierced, my own brightness of life began to bleed away. Darkness took me in the folds of it as in a shroud; I would have found the grave kinder, but I must remain to be what prop and stay I might to Blossom.

I wasn't in a much better situation, even though I had a rougher strength to handle the blow. In fact, I realized with despair how young Van Flange had become the key to my only hope, and now that hope had crumbled. Blossom's happiness was my happiness, and when her heart was broken, my own joy started to fade away. Darkness enveloped me like a shroud; I would have preferred death, but I had to stay and be whatever support I could for Blossom.

While I sat by my girl's bed, there was all the time a peril that kept plucking at my sleeve in a way of warning. My nature is of an inveterate kind that, once afire and set to angry burning, goes on and on in ever increasing flames like a creature of tow, and with me helpless to smother or so much as half subdue the conflagration. I was so aware of myself in that dangerous behalf that it would press upon me as a conviction, even while I held my girl's hand and looked into her vacant eye, robbed of a last ray of any peace to come, that young Van Flange must never stray within my grasp. It would bring down his destruction; it would mean red hands for me and nothing short of murder. And, so, while I waited by Blossom's side, and to blot out the black chance of it, I sent word for Inspector McCue.

While I sat by my girlfriend's bed, there was always a nagging fear that kept tugging at my sleeve like a warning. I have a nature that's pretty hard to change, and once I get angry, it just keeps building like a fire made of flammable stuff, and I feel completely helpless to put it out or even control it. I was so conscious of this dangerous side of myself that it weighed on me as a conviction, even while I held my girlfriend's hand and looked into her vacant eye, stripped of any hope for peace. I knew that young Van Flange could never come anywhere near me. It would lead to his destruction; it would mean blood on my hands and nothing less than murder. So, while I stayed by Blossom's side, and to prevent that dark possibility, I sent word for Inspector McCue.

The servants, on that day of awful misery, conveyed young Van Flange from the room. When he had been revived, and his injuries dressed—for his head bled from a gash made by the door, and his shoulder had been dislocated—he was carried from the house by the brougham that brought him, and which still waited at the gate. No one about me owned word of his whereabouts. It was required that he be found, not more for his sake than my own, and his destinies disposed of beyond my reach.

The servants, on that terrible day, carried young Van Flange out of the room. Once he was revived and his injuries treated—he had a bleeding gash on his head from the door and a dislocated shoulder—he was taken away in the carriage that had brought him and was still waiting at the gate. Nobody around me knew where he was. It was essential to find him, not just for his sake but for my own, and to ensure that his fate was decided beyond my control.

It was to this task I would set Inspector McCue. For once in a way, my call was for an honest officer. I would have Inspector McCue discover young Van Flange, and caution him out of town. I cared not where he went, so that he traveled beyond the touch of my fingers, already itching for the caitiff neck of him.

It was for this task that I intended to enlist Inspector McCue. For once, I needed a genuinely honest officer. I wanted Inspector McCue to find young Van Flange and warn him to leave town. I didn't care where he went, as long as it was far enough away from me, since I was already itching to get my hands on that scoundrel.

Nor did I think young Van Flange would resist the advice of Inspector McCue. He had reasons for flight other than those I would furnish. The very papers, shouted in the streets to tell how I had re-taken the town at the polls, told also of the failure of the brokerage house of Van Flange; and that young Van Flange, himself, was a defaulter and his arrest being sought by clients on a charge of embezzling the funds which had been intrusted to his charge. The man was a fugitive from justice; he lay within the menace of a prison; he would make no demur now when word and money were given him to take himself away.

Nor did I think young Van Flange would ignore Inspector McCue's advice. He had reasons to run beyond what I could provide. The very newspapers, which were shouting in the streets about how I had reclaimed the town at the polls, also reported the collapse of the Van Flange brokerage firm; and that young Van Flange himself was a defaulter, with clients seeking his arrest for embezzling funds he had been trusted with. The man was on the run from the law; he was facing the threat of prison; he wouldn’t hesitate now when he had both help and money to get away.

When Inspector McCue arrived, I greeted him with face of granite. He should have no hint of my agony. I went bluntly to the core of the employ; to dwell upon the business would be nothing friendly to my taste.

When Inspector McCue arrived, I greeted him with a blank expression. He shouldn't see any sign of my pain. I went straight to the point; dwelling on the matter wouldn't be to my liking.

“You know young Van Flange?” Inspector McCue gave a nod of assent.

“You know young Van Flange?” Inspector McCue nodded in agreement.

“And you can locate him?”

“Can you find him?”

“The proposition is so easy it's a pushover.”

“The idea is so simple it's a breeze.”

“Find him, then, and send him out of the town; and for a reason, should he ask one, you may say that I shall slay him should we meet.”

“Find him and send him out of the town; and if he asks why, you can tell him that I will kill him if we meet.”

Inspector McCue looked at me curiously. He elevated his brow, but in the end he said nothing, whether of inquiry or remark. Without a reply he took himself away. My face, at the kindliest, was never one to speak of confidences or invite a question, and I may suppose the expression of it, as I dealt with Inspector McCue, to have been more than commonly repellent.

Inspector McCue looked at me with curiosity. He raised an eyebrow, but in the end, he didn't say anything, whether he was asking a question or making a comment. Without a response, he walked away. My face, at best, was never one to share secrets or invite questions, and I can imagine that my expression, as I interacted with Inspector McCue, was probably more off-putting than usual.

There abode another with whom I wanted word; that one was Morton; for hard by forty years he had not once failed me in a strait. I would ask him the story of those Blackberry stocks. A glance into my steel box had showed me the bottom as bare as winter boughs. The last scrap was gone; and no more than the house that covered us, and those two hundred thousand dollars in bonds that were Blossom's, to be left of all our fortune.

There was another person I wanted to talk to; that was Morton, because for nearly forty years he had never let me down in a tough situation. I wanted to ask him about those Blackberry stocks. A look inside my steel box had revealed it was as empty as winter trees. The last bit was gone; and all we had left of our fortune was the house we were in and those two hundred thousand dollars in bonds that belonged to Blossom.

My temper was not one to mourn for any loss of money; and yet in this instance I would have those steps that led to my destruction set forth to me. If it were the president of Blackberry Traction who had taken my money, I meditated reprisal. Not that I fell into any heat of hatred against him; he but did to me what Morton and I a few years further back had portioned out to him. For all that, I was coldly resolved to have my own again. I intended no stock shifts; I would not seek Wall Street for my revenge. I knew a sharper method and a surer. It might glisten less with elegance, but it would prove more secure. But first, I would have the word of Morton.

My temper wasn’t something I’d regret over losing money; still, in this case, I wanted a clear view of the steps that led to my downfall. If it were the president of Blackberry Traction who’d taken my money, I considered getting back at him. Not that I felt any hatred towards him; he simply did to me what Morton and I had done to him a few years earlier. Regardless, I was coolly determined to get what was mine again. I had no plans to play the stock market; I wouldn’t turn to Wall Street for my revenge. I had a sharper and more reliable method in mind. It might not sparkle with sophistication, but it would be more secure. But first, I needed to hear from Morton.

That glass of exquisite fashion and mold of proper form, albeit something grizzled, and like myself a trifle dimmed of time, tendered his congratulations upon my re-conquest of the town. I drew him straight to my affair of Blackberry.

That elegant glass, perfectly shaped but a bit worn, much like me and slightly faded over time, offered his congratulations on my reclaiming the town. I pulled him right into my business about Blackberry.

“Really, old chap,” said Morton, the while plaintively disapproving of me through those eyeglasses, so official in his case, “really, old chap, you walked into a trap, and one a child should have seen. That Blackberry fellow had the market rigged, don't y' know. I could have saved you, but, my boy, I didn't dare. You've such a beastly temper when anyone saves you. Besides, it isn't good form to wander into the stock deals of a gentleman, and begin to tell him what he's about; it isn't, really.”

“Honestly, my friend,” said Morton, looking at me disapprovingly through his glasses, which seemed so official, “you really walked into a trap that even a child could have spotted. That Blackberry guy had the market rigged, you know. I could have helped you, but, my boy, I didn't want to. You have such a terrible temper when someone tries to save you. Plus, it’s just not polite to barge into a gentleman's stock deals and start telling him what to do; it’s really not.”

“But what did this Blackberry individual do?” I persisted.

“But what did this Blackberry person do?” I pressed on.

“Why, he let you into a corner, don't y' know! He had been quietly buying Blackberry for months. He had the whole stock of the road in his safe; and you, in the most innocent way imaginable, sold thousands of shares. Now when you sell a stock, you must buy; you must, really! And there was no one from whom to buy save our sagacious friend. Gad! as the business stood, old chap, he might have had the coat off your back!” And Morton glared in horror over the disgrace of the situation.

“Wow, he totally cornered you, didn’t he? He had been quietly purchasing Blackberry for months. He had the entire stock locked away in his safe, and you, in the most unsuspecting way possible, sold thousands of shares. Now when you sell a stock, you have to buy it back; you absolutely have to! And there was no one to buy from except our clever friend. Good grief! As things turned out, buddy, he could have taken the shirt off your back!” And Morton stared in shock at the shame of the situation.

While I took no more than a glimmer of Morton's meaning, two things were made clear. The Blackberry president had stripped me of my millions; and he had laid a snare to get them.

While I barely understood what Morton was getting at, two things were obvious. The president of Blackberry had taken away my millions, and he had set a trap to do it.

“Was young Van Flange in the intrigue?”

“Was young Van Flange involved in the scheme?”

“Not in the beginning, at least. There was no need, don't y' know. His hand was already into your money up to the elbow.”

“Not at first, at least. There wasn’t any need, you know. His hand was already deep into your money.”

“What do you intend by saying that young Van Flange was not in the affair in the beginning?”

“What do you mean when you say that young Van Flange wasn't involved at the start?”

“The fact is, old chap, one or two things occurred that led me to think that young Van Flange discovered the trap after he'd sold some eight or ten thousand shares. There was a halt, don't y' know, in his operations. Then later he went on and sold you into bankruptcy. I took it from young Van Flange's manner that the Blackberry fellow might have had some secret hold upon him, and either threatened him, or promised him, or perhaps both, to get him to go forward with his sales; I did, really. Young Van Flange didn't, in the last of it, conduct himself like a free moral or, I should say, immoral agent.”

"The truth is, my friend, a couple of things happened that made me think young Van Flange realized the scam after he sold around eight or ten thousand shares. There was a pause in his activity, you know. Then later, he sold you into bankruptcy. I got the impression from young Van Flange's behavior that the Blackberry guy might have had some kind of secret hold over him, either threatening him or promising him, or maybe both, to push him to continue with his sales; I really did. In the end, young Van Flange didn't act like a free moral agent, or, to be more accurate, an immoral one."

“I can't account for it,” said I, falling into thought; “I cannot see how young Van Flange could have been betrayed into the folly you describe.”

“I can’t explain it,” I said, deep in thought; “I just don’t understand how young Van Flange could have been led into the mistake you’re describing.”

“Why then,” said Morton, a bit wearily, “I have but to say over what you've heard from me before. Young Van Flange was in no sort that man of gifts you held him to be; now really, he wasn't, don't y' know! Anyone might have hoodwinked him. Besides, he didn't keep up with the markets. While I think it beastly bad form to go talking against a chap when he's absent, the truth is, the weak-faced beggar went much more to Barclay than to Wall Street. However, that is only hearsay; I didn't follow young Van Flange to Barclay Street nor meet him across a faro layout by way of verification.”

“Why then,” said Morton, a bit tiredly, “I just need to repeat what I’ve told you before. Young Van Flange wasn’t the talented guy you thought he was; honestly, he wasn’t, you know! Anyone could have tricked him. Besides, he didn't keep up with the markets. While I think it's really bad manners to talk behind someone’s back when they’re not around, the truth is, the weak-faced guy spent way more time at Barclay than he did at Wall Street. But that’s just hearsay; I didn’t follow young Van Flange to Barclay Street or meet him at a faro table to verify it.”

Morton was right; and I was to hear a worse tale, and that from Inspector McCue.

Morton was right; and I was about to hear an even worse story, and that would come from Inspector McCue.

“Would have been here before,” said Inspector McCue when he came to report, “but I wanted to see our party aboard ship, and outside Sandy Hook light, so that I might report the job cleaned up.”

“Would have been here earlier,” said Inspector McCue when he came to report, “but I wanted to see our group board the ship and pass outside Sandy Hook light, so I could report the job done.”

Then clearing his throat, and stating everything in the present tense, after the police manner, Inspector McCue went on.

Then, clearing his throat and stating everything in the present tense, in a police-like manner, Inspector McCue continues.

“When you ask me can I locate our party, I says to myself, 'Sure thing!' and I'll put you on to why. Our party is a dope fiend; it's a horse to a hen at that very time he can be turned up in some Chink joint.”

“When you ask me if I can find our party, I say to myself, 'Absolutely!' and I'll explain why. Our party is a drug addict; it’s out of control and at that moment, he can be found at some sketchy place.”

“Opium?” I asked in astonishment. I had never harbored the thought.

“Opium?” I asked in shock. I had never considered that.

“Why, sure! That's the reason he shows so sallow about the gills, and with eyes like holes burnt in a blanket. When he lets up on the bottle, he shifts to hop.”

“Yeah, that’s why he looks so sickly and has eyes like burned holes in a blanket. When he stops drinking, he switches to using drugs.”

“Go on,” said I.

"Go ahead," I said.

“Now,” continued Inspector McCue, “I thought I knew the joint in which to find our party. One evenin', three or four years ago, when the Reverend Bronson and I are lookin' up those Barclay Street crooks, I see our party steerin' into Mott Street. I goes after him, and comes upon him in a joint where he's hittin' the pipe. The munk who runs it has just brought him a layout, and is cookin' the pill for him when I shoves in.

“Now,” continued Inspector McCue, “I thought I knew the place to find our guy. A few years back, one evening, when the Reverend Bronson and I were checking out those crooks on Barclay Street, I saw our guy heading into Mott Street. I followed him and found him in a place where he was smoking. The guy who runs it had just given him a setup and was preparing the stuff for him when I walked in.”

“Now when our party is in present trouble, I puts it to myself, that he's sure to be goin' against the pipe. It would be his idea of gettin' cheerful, see! So I chases for the Mott Street hang-out, and there's our party sure enough, laid out on a mat, and a roll of cotton batting under his head for a pillow. He's in the skies, so my plan for a talk right then is all off. The air of the place is that thick with hop it would have turned the point of a knife, but I stays and plays my string out until he can listen and talk.

“Now that our group is in trouble, I think to myself that he’s probably off enjoying some smoke. That would be his way of trying to feel better, you know? So I head over to the Mott Street hang-out, and there he is, sure enough, lying on a mat with a roll of cotton batting under his head as a pillow. He’s in another world, so my plan to talk to him right then is out the window. The air in the place is so thick with smoke it could dull a knife, but I stick around and wait until he’s able to listen and talk.”

“When our party's head is again on halfway straight, and he isn't such a dizzy Willie, I puts it to him that he'd better do a skulk.

“When our party's leader manages to get his act together and isn’t acting all scatterbrained, I suggest to him that it’s better for him to lay low.”

“'You're wanted,' says I, 'an' as near as I make the size-up, you'll take about five spaces if you're brought to trial. You'd better chase; and by way of the Horn, at that. If you go cross-lots, you might get the collar on a hot wire from headquarters, and be taken off the train. Our party nearly throws a faint when I says 'embezzlement.' It's the first tip he'd had, for I don't think he's been made wise to so much as a word since he leaves here. It put the scare into him for fair; he was ready to do anything I say.'

“'You’re wanted,' I said, 'and as far as I can tell, you’ll be facing about five years if you go to trial. You’d better run, and take the long way around. If you try to cut through, you might get caught quickly by the authorities and taken off the train. Our guy nearly passes out when I mention 'embezzlement.' It was the first clue he had; I don’t think he’s heard a single thing since he left here. It really freaked him out; he was ready to do whatever I said.'”

“'Only,' says he, 'I don't know what money I've got. And I'm too dippy to find out.'

“'Only,' he says, 'I don't know how much money I have. And I'm too crazy to figure it out.'”

“With that, I go through him. It's in his trousers pocket I springs a plant—fifteen hundred dollars, about.

“With that, I go through him. It’s in his pants pocket that I find a stash—about fifteen hundred dollars.”

“'Here's dough enough and over,' says I; and in six hours after, he's aboard ship.

“‘Here’s plenty of money and more,’ I said; and six hours later, he’s on the ship.”

“She don't get her lines off until this morning, though; but I stays by, for I'm out to see him safe beyond the Hook.”

“She doesn’t get her lines off until this morning, though; but I stay by, because I'm determined to see him safe beyond the Hook.”

“What more do you know of young Van Flange?” I asked. “Did you learn anything about his business habits?”

“What else do you know about young Van Flange?” I asked. “Did you find out anything about his work habits?”

“From the time you start him with those offices in Broad Street, our party's business habits are hop and faro bank. The offices are there; the clerks and the blackboards and the stock tickers and the tape baskets are there; but our party, more'n to butt in about three times a week and leave some crazy orders to sell Blackberry Traction, is never there. He's either in Mott Street, and a Chink cookin' hop for him; or he's in Barclay Street with those Indians, and they handin' him out every sort of brace from an 'end-squeeze' or a 'balance-top,' where they give him two cards at a clatter, to a 'snake' box, where they kindly lets him deal, but do him just the same. Our party lose over a half-million in that Barclay Street deadfall during the past Year.”

“Since you got him started with those offices in Broad Street, our guy's business habits are just gambling and playing cards. The offices are there; the clerks, blackboards, stock tickers, and tape baskets are all there; but our guy, aside from popping in about three times a week to leave some ridiculous orders to sell Blackberry Traction, is never around. He's either in Mott Street, with a Chinese cook making him food, or he's in Barclay Street with those guys, who are handing him all kinds of gambling tricks from an 'end-squeeze' or a 'balance-top', where they give him two cards with a flourish, to a 'snake' box, where they kindly let him deal, but still screw him over in the end. Our guy lost over half a million in that Barclay Street scam last year.”

“I must, then,” said I, and I felt the irony of it, “have been indirectly contributing to the riches of our friend, the Chief of Police, since you once told me he was a principal owner of the Barclay Street place.”

“I guess I must have been indirectly helping our friend, the Chief of Police, get richer, since you once mentioned that he was a major owner of the place on Barclay Street.”

Inspector McCue shrugged his shoulders professionally, and made no response. Then I questioned him as to the charge of embezzlement; for I had not owned the heart to read the story in the press.

Inspector McCue shrugged his shoulders professionally and didn’t say anything. Then I asked him about the embezzlement charge because I didn’t have the heart to read the story in the press.

“It's that Blackberry push,” replied Inspector McCue, “and I don't think it's on the level at that. It looks like the Blackberry president—and, by the way, I've talked with the duffer, and took in all he would tell—made a play to get the drop on our party. And although the trick was put up, I think he landed it. He charges now that our party is a welcher, and gets away with a bunch of bonds—hocked 'em or something like that—which this Blackberry guy gives him to stick in as margins on some deal. As I say, I think it's a put-up job. That Blackberry duck—who is quite a flossy form of stock student and a long shot from a slouch—has some game up his sleeve. He wanted things rigged so's he could put the clamps on our party, and make him do as he says, and pinch him whenever it gets to be a case of must. So he finally gets our party where he can't holler. I makes a move to find out the inside story; but the Blackberry sport is a thought too swift, and he won't fall to my game. I gives it to him dead that he braced our party, and asks him, Why? At that he hands me the frozen face, springs a chest, and says he's insulted.

“It's that Blackberry push,” Inspector McCue replied, “and I really don’t think it’s legitimate. It looks like the Blackberry president—and by the way, I’ve spoken with the guy and took in everything he would share—made a move to get the upper hand on our party. And although the trick was set up, I think he pulled it off. He’s now claiming that our party is a deadbeat and is walking away with a bunch of bonds—pawned them or something like that—which this Blackberry guy gave him to use as collateral on some deal. Like I said, I believe it’s a setup. That Blackberry guy—who is quite the flashy stock player and definitely not a slouch—has something planned. He wanted things rigged so he could force our party's hand, control him, and squeeze him whenever it became necessary. Eventually, he corners our party where he can’t really protest. I try to dig into the real story; but the Blackberry guy is a bit too quick, and he won’t fall for my tricks. I flat out tell him that he set up our party and ask him, Why? At that, he gives me a cold stare, puffs up his chest, and claims he’s insulted.”

“But the end of it is this: Our party is now headed for Frisco. When he comes ashore, the cops out there will pick him up and keep a tab on him; we can always touch the wire for his story down to date. Whenever you say the word, I can get a line on him.”

“But here’s the deal: Our group is now heading to San Francisco. When he gets off the boat, the police there will take him in and keep an eye on him; we can always check in for his updates. Whenever you give the go-ahead, I can get the scoop on him.”

“Bring me no tales of him!” I cried. “I would free myself of every memory of the scoundrel!”

“Don't bring me any stories about him!” I shouted. “I want to rid myself of every memory of that jerk!”

That, then, was the story—a story of gambling and opium! It was these that must account for the sallow face, stooped shoulders, hollow eyes, and nights away from home. And the man of Blackberry, from whom Morton and I took millions, had found in the situation his opportunity. He laid his plans and had those millions back. Also, it was I, as it had been others, to now suffer by Barclay Street.

That was the story—a story of gambling and opium! These were the things that explained the pale face, hunched shoulders, sunken eyes, and countless nights spent away from home. And the man from Blackberry, from whom Morton and I took millions, saw his chance in the situation. He made his plans and got those millions back. It was now me, just like it had been for others, who had to suffer because of Barclay Street.

“And now,” observed Inspector McCue, his hand on the door, but turning with a look at once inquisitive and wistful—the latter, like the anxious manner of a good dog who asks word to go upon his hunting—“and now, I suppose, you'll be willin' to let me pull that outfit in Barclay Street. I've got 'em dead to rights!” The last hopefully.

“And now,” said Inspector McCue, his hand on the door but turning with a look that was both curious and a bit sad—like an eager dog wanting permission to go out hunting—“and now, I guess you’ll be willing to let me check that place on Barclay Street. I’ve got them dead to rights!” He said that last part hopefully.

“If it be a question,” said I, “of where a man shall lose His money, for my own part, I have no preference as to whether he is robbed in Barclay Street or robbed in Wall. We shall let the Barclay Street den alone, if you please. The organization has its alliances. These alliances cannot be disturbed without weakening the organization. I would not make the order when it was prayed for by the mother of young Van Flange, and she died with the prayer on her lips. I shall not make it now when it is I who am the sufferer. It must be Tammany before all; on no slighter terms can Tammany be preserved.”

“If it’s a question,” I said, “of where a guy will lose his money, I really don’t care if he gets robbed on Barclay Street or on Wall Street. Let’s just leave the Barclay Street place alone, if that's alright. The organization has its connections. These connections can’t be messed with without weakening the organization. I didn’t make the order when it was requested by the mother of young Van Flange, and she died with that request still on her lips. I won’t do it now that I’m the one suffering. It has to be Tammany above all; Tammany can only be preserved on those terms.”

Inspector McCue made no return to this, and went his way in silence. It was a change, however, from that other hour when I had been with him as cold and secret as a vault. He felt the flattery of my present confidence, and it colored him with complacency as he took his leave.

Inspector McCue didn’t respond to this and walked away quietly. However, it was a big difference from that earlier time when I was with him, feeling as cold and secretive as a vault. He appreciated my current trust, and it made him feel smug as he said goodbye.

Roundly, it would be two months after the election before Tammany took charge of the town. The eight weeks to intervene I put in over that list of officers to be named by me through the mayor and the various chiefs of the departments. These places—and they were by no means a stinted letter, being well-nigh thirty thousand—must be apportioned among the districts, each leader having his just share.

Roundly, it would be two months after the election before Tammany took control of the town. I spent those eight weeks going over the list of officers I needed to appoint through the mayor and the various department heads. These positions—and they were far from few, totaling almost thirty thousand—needed to be distributed among the districts, with each leader getting their fair share.

While I wrought at these details of patronage, setting a man's name to a place, and all with fine nicety of discrimination to prevent jealousies and a thought that this or that one of my wardogs had been wronged, a plan was perfecting itself in my mind. The thought of Blossom was ever uppermost. What should I do to save the remainder of her life in peace? If she were not to be wholly happy, still I would buckler her as far as lay with me against the more aggressive darts of grief. There is such a word as placid, and, though one be fated to dwell with lasting sorrow, one would prefer it as the mark of one's condition to others of tumultuous violence. There lies a choice, and one will make it, even among torments. How could I conquer serenity for Blossom?—how should I go about it to invest what further years were hers with the restful blessings of peace? That was now the problem of my life, and at last I thought it solved.

While I was working on these details of patronage, assigning a man's name to a place and being very careful to avoid any jealousy and to make sure that none of my wardogs felt slighted, a plan was forming in my mind. Blossom was always at the forefront of my thoughts. What could I do to ensure that the rest of her life was peaceful? Even if she couldn’t be completely happy, I wanted to protect her as much as I could from the harsh blows of grief. There’s such a thing as being calm, and even though one might have to live with lasting sorrow, it would be better to experience that than to suffer through violent turmoil. There’s a choice to be made, even amid pain. How could I bring peace to Blossom?—how could I make sure that the remaining years of her life were filled with the calming gifts of tranquility? That was the challenge of my life, and finally, I thought I had found a solution.

My decision was made to deal with the town throughout the next regime as with a gold mine. I would work it night and day, sparing neither conscience nor sleep; I would have from it what utmost bulk of treasure I might during the coming administration of the town's affairs. The game lay in my palm; I would think on myself and nothing but myself; justice and right were to be cast aside; the sufferings of others should be no more to me than mine had been to them. I would squeeze the situation like a sponge, and for its last drop. Then laying down my guiding staff as Chief, I would carry Blossom, and those riches I had heaped together, to regions, far away and new, where only the arch of gentle skies should bend above her days! She should have tranquillity! she should find rest! That was my plan, my hope; I kept it buried in my breast, breathed of it to no man, not even the kindly Morton, and set myself with all of that ferocious industry which was so much the badge of my nature to its carrying forth. Four years; and then, with the gold of a Monte Cristo, I would take Blossom and go seeking that repose which I believed must surely wait for us somewhere beneath the sun!

I decided to treat the town like a gold mine during the next administration. I would work it day and night, sacrificing both my conscience and sleep; I would extract every bit of wealth I could from managing the town. The opportunity was in my hands; I would focus only on myself; justice and fairness would be ignored; the suffering of others would mean nothing to me just as mine had meant nothing to them. I would wring the situation dry, squeezing it for every last drop. Then, after stepping down as Chief, I would take Blossom and the wealth I had gathered to new and distant places, where only the gentle sky would watch over her days! She would have peace! She would find rest! That was my plan, my hope; I kept it hidden in my heart, never speaking of it to anyone, not even the kind Morton, and I dedicated myself with all the fierce determination that was part of my nature to make it happen. Four years; and then, with the wealth of a Monte Cristo, I would take Blossom and search for the tranquility that I believed must surely be waiting for us somewhere under the sun!

While I was engaged about those preliminaries demanded of me if the machine were to begin its four-years' reign on even terms of comfort, Morton was often at my shoulder with a point or a suggestion. I was glad to have him with me; for his advice in a fog of difficulty such as mine, was what chart and lighthouse are to mariners.

While I was busy with the necessary preparations for the machine to start its four-year run comfortably, Morton was frequently at my side with a tip or suggestion. I was grateful to have him around because his advice in my confusing situation was like a map and lighthouse to sailors.

One afternoon while Morton and I were trying to hit upon some man of education to take second place and supplement the ignorance of one whom the equities of politics appointed to be the head of a rich but difficult department, the Reverend Bronson came in.

One afternoon, while Morton and I were trying to find someone educated to take the second position and make up for the lack of knowledge of the person that politics had assigned to lead a wealthy but challenging department, Reverend Bronson walked in.

We three—the Reverend Bronson, Morton, and myself—were older now than on days we could remember, and each showed the sere and yellow of his years. But we liked each other well; and, although in no sort similar in either purpose or bent, I think time had made us nearer friends than might have chanced with many who were more alike.

We, the Reverend Bronson, Morton, and I, were older now than we could remember being, and each of us showed the wear and signs of our years. But we liked each other a lot; and, even though we weren’t similar in purpose or mindset, I believe time had brought us closer together than it might have with others who were more alike.

On this occasion, while I engaged myself with lists of names and lists of offices, weighing out the spoils, Morton and the Reverend Bronson debated the last campaign, and what in its conclusion it offered for the future.

On this occasion, while I was busy with lists of names and positions, figuring out the rewards, Morton and Reverend Bronson discussed the last campaign and what its outcome meant for the future.

“I shall try to be the optimist,” said the Reverend Bronson at last, tossing up a brave manner. “Since the dying administration was not so good as I hoped for, I trust the one to be born will not be so bad as I fear. And, as I gather light by experience, I begin to blame officials less and the public more. I suspect how a whole people may play the hypocrite as much as any single man; nor am I sure that, for all its clamors, a New York public really desires those white conditions of purity over which it protests so much.”

“I'll try to be an optimist,” said Reverend Bronson at last, putting on a brave face. “Since the outgoing administration wasn't as good as I hoped, I’m hoping the incoming one won't be as bad as I fear. And, as I learn from experience, I find myself blaming officials less and the public more. I suspect that an entire population can be just as hypocritical as any individual; and I’m not sure that, despite all its noise, the New York public really wants those pure conditions it complains about so much.”

“Really!” returned Morton, who had furnished ear of double interest to the Reverend Bronson's words, “it is an error, don't y' know, to give any people a rule they don't desire. A government should always match a public. What do you suppose would become of them if one were to suddenly organize a negro tribe of darkest Africa into a republic? Why, under such loose rule as ours, the poor savage beggars would gnaw each other like dogs—they would, really! It would be as depressing a solecism as a Scotchman among the stained glasses, the frescoes, and the Madonnas of a Spanish cathedral; or a Don worshiping within the four bare walls and roof of a Highland kirk. Whatever New York may pretend, it will always be found in possession of that sort of government, whether for virtue or for vice, whereof it secretly approves.” And Morton surveyed the good dominie through that historic eyeglass as though pleased with what he'd said.

“Really!” said Morton, who had been listening closely to Reverend Bronson's words. “It's a mistake, you know, to impose rules on people who don't want them. A government should always reflect the public. What do you think would happen if someone suddenly tried to turn a tribe from the darkest parts of Africa into a republic? With such a loose system like ours, those poor people would end up tearing each other apart—they really would! It would be as out of place as a Scotsman among the stained glass, frescoes, and Madonnas of a Spanish cathedral, or a Don worshiping in the bare walls of a Highland church. No matter what New York may claim, it will always have that kind of government, whether it's for good or bad, which it secretly supports.” And Morton looked at the good dominie through that historic eyeglass as if he was pleased with what he had said.

“But is it not humiliating?” asked the Reverend Bronson. “If what you say be true, does it not make for your discouragement?”

“But isn't that humiliating?” asked Reverend Bronson. “If what you’re saying is true, doesn’t that lead to your discouragement?”

“No more than does the vulgar fact of dogs and horses, don't y' know! Really, I take life as it is, and think only to be amused. I remark on men, and upon their conditions of the moral, the mental, and the physical!—on the indomitable courage of restoration as against the ceaseless industry of decay!—on the high and the low, the good and the bad, the weak and the strong, the right and the wrong, the top and the bottom, the past and the future, the white and the black, and all those other things that are not!—and I laugh at all. There is but one thing real, one thing true, one thing important, one thing at which I never laugh!—and that is the present. But really!” concluded Morton, recurring to affectations which for the moment had been forgot, “I'm never discouraged, don't y' know! I shall never permit myself an interest deep enough for that; it wouldn't be good form. Even those beastly low standards which obtain, as you say, in New York do not discourage me. No, I'm never discouraged—really!”

“No more than the basic fact of dogs and horses, you know! Honestly, I take life as it is and just want to be entertained. I observe people and their situations—morally, mentally, and physically!—the unstoppable fight for recovery against the constant pull of decline!—the highs and lows, the good and the bad, the weak and the strong, the right and the wrong, the top and the bottom, the past and the future, the white and the black, and all those other things that don’t matter!—and I laugh at it all. There’s only one thing that’s real, one thing that’s true, one thing that really matters, one thing that I never laugh at!—and that’s the present. But really!” concluded Morton, slipping back into his quirks that had been momentarily forgotten, “I’m never discouraged, you know! I won't let myself care enough to feel that way; it wouldn’t be fashionable. Even those awful low standards that you mention in New York don’t get me down. No, I’m never discouraged—honestly!”

“You do as much as any, by your indifference, to perpetuate those standards,” remarked the Reverend Bronson in a way of mournful severity.

“You contribute just as much as anyone else, by your indifference, to keep those standards alive,” the Reverend Bronson said with a tone of sad seriousness.

“My dear old chap,” returned Morton, growing sprightly as the other displayed solemnity, “I take, as I tell you, conditions as I find them, don't y' know! And wherefore no? It's all nature: it's the hog to its wallow, the eagle to its crag;—it is, really! Now an eagle in a mud-wallow, or a hog perching on a crag, would be deuced bad form! You see that yourself, you must—really!” and our philosopher glowered sweetly.

“My dear old friend,” Morton replied, becoming cheerful as the other showed seriousness, “I accept things as they are, you know! And why not? It’s all part of nature: like a hog in its mud, or an eagle on its cliff;—it really is! Now, an eagle in the mud or a hog on a cliff would be terrible form! You see that yourself, you really must!” and our philosopher smiled warmly.

“I shall never know,” said the Reverend Bronson, with a half-laugh, “when to have you seriously. I cannot but wish, however, that the town had better luck about its City Hall.”

“I’ll never know,” said the Reverend Bronson with a half-laugh, “when to take you seriously. Still, I can’t help but wish the town had better luck with its City Hall.”

“Really, I don't know, don't y' know!” This deep observation Morton flourished off in a profound muse. “As I've said, the town will get what's coming to it, because it will always get what it wants. It always has—really! And speaking of 'reform' as we employ the term in politics: The town, in honesty, never desires it; and that's why somebody must forever attend on 'reform' to keep it from falling on its blundering nose and knees by holding it up by the tail. There are people who'll take anything you give them, even though it be a coat of tar and feathers, and thank you for it, too,—the grateful beggars! New York resembles these. Some chap comes along, and offers New York 'reform.' Being without 'reform' at the time, and made suddenly and sorrowfully mindful of its condition, it accepts the gift just as a drunkard takes a pledge. Like the drunkard, however, New York is apt to return to its old ways—it is, really!”

“Honestly, I have no idea, you know!” This insightful remark Morton made during a deep thought. “As I’ve said, the town will get what it deserves because it always gets what it wants. It always has—seriously! And talking about ‘reform’ as we do in politics: The town honestly doesn’t want it; that's why someone always has to keep ‘reform’ from stumbling and falling flat on its face by propping it up from behind. There are people who’ll accept anything you give them, even if it’s a coat of tar and feathers, and they’ll thank you for it too—the grateful beggars! New York is like that. Some guy shows up and offers New York ‘reform.’ Since it isn't in a good place at that moment and suddenly realizes how bad things are, it takes the offer just like a drunkard takes a pledge. But like the drunkard, New York tends to fall back into its old habits—it really does!”

“One thing,” said the Reverend Bronson as he arose to go, and laying his hand on my shoulder, “since the Boss of Tammany, in a day of the machine, is the whole government and the source of it, I mean to come here often and work upon our friend in favor of a clean town.”

“One thing,” said Reverend Bronson as he stood up to leave, placing his hand on my shoulder, “since the leader of Tammany, in this era of the political machine, is basically the entire government and its source, I plan to come here frequently and persuade our friend for a cleaner town.”

“And you will be welcome, Doctor, let me say!” I returned.

"And you'll be welcome, Doctor, let me just say!" I replied.

“Now I think,” said Morton meditatively, when the Reverend Bronson had departed, “precisely as I told our excellent friend. A rule should ever fit a people; and it ever does. A king is as naturally the blossom of the peasantry he grows on as is a sunflower natural to that coarse stem that supports its royal nod-dings, don't y' know. A tyranny, a despotism, a monarchy, or a republic is ever that flower of government natural to the public upon which it grows. Really!—Why not? Wherein lurks the injustice or the inconsistency of such a theory? What good is there to lie hidden in a misfit? Should Providence waste a man's government on a community of dogs? A dog public should have dog government:—a kick and a kennel, a chain to clank and a bone to gnaw!”

“Now I think,” said Morton thoughtfully, after the Reverend Bronson had left, “exactly what I told our good friend. A rule should always suit the people, and it always does. A king is just as naturally the product of the common folks he comes from as a sunflower is to the rough stem that holds its majestic head, you know. A tyranny, a dictatorship, a monarchy, or a republic is always that type of government that’s natural to the society it emerges from. Really!—Why not? Where’s the injustice or inconsistency in such a theory? What good comes from something that doesn’t fit? Should fate waste a man's government on a community of dogs? A dog society should have dog government:—a kick and a kennel, a chain to rattle and a bone to chew!”

With this last fragment of wisdom, the cynical Morton went also his way, leaving me alone to chop up the town—as a hunter chops up the carcass of a deer among his hounds—into steak and collop to feed my hungry followers.

With this final piece of advice, the cynical Morton went on his way, leaving me alone to carve up the town—like a hunter butchering a deer in front of his hounds—into steak and cuts to feed my hungry followers.

However much politics might engage me, I still possessed those hundred eyes of Argus wherewith to watch my girl. When again about me she had no word for what was past. And on my side, never once did I put to her the name of young Van Flange. He was as much unmentioned by us as though he had not been. I think that this was the wiser course. What might either Blossom or I have said to mend our shattered hopes?

However much I might be involved in politics, I still had those hundred eyes of Argus to keep an eye on my girl. When she was around me again, she didn’t say a thing about what had happened before. And on my end, I never once brought up the name of young Van Flange. We left him completely unmentioned, as if he had never existed. I believe this was the smarter choice. What could either Blossom or I have said to fix our broken hopes?

Still, I went not without some favor of events. There came a support to my courage; the more welcome, since the latter was often at its ebb. It was a strangest thing at that! While Blossom moved with leaden step, and would have impressed herself upon one as weak and wanting sparkle, she none the less began to gather the color of health. Her cheeks, before of the pallor of snow, wore a flush like the promise of life. Her face gained rounder fullness, while her eyes opened upon one with a kind of wide brilliancy, that gave a look of gayety. It was like a blessing! Nor could I forbear, as I witnessed it, the dream of a better strength for my girl than it had been her luck to know; and that thought would set me to my task of money-getting with ever a quicker ardor.

Still, I didn’t go without some good fortune. I found a boost to my courage, which was especially welcome since it often ran low. It was the strangest thing! While Blossom moved with heavy steps, giving the impression of weakness and lacking energy, she nonetheless started to show signs of good health. Her cheeks, once as pale as snow, now had a healthy glow like the promise of life. Her face became rounder, and her eyes sparkled with a bright happiness that made her look cheerful. It felt like a blessing! I couldn’t help but imagine a stronger future for my girl than the one she had experienced, and that thought motivated me to pursue my efforts to earn money with even more enthusiasm.

Still, as I've said, there was the side to baffle. For all those roses and eyes like stars, Blossom's breath was broken and short, and a little trip upstairs or down exhausted her to the verge of pain. To mend her breathing after one of these small household expeditions, she must find a chair, or even lie on a couch. All this in its turn would have set my fears to a runaway if it had not been for that fine glow in her cheeks to each time restore me to my faith.

Still, as I mentioned, there was something puzzling about it all. For all those roses and starry eyes, Blossom's breath was shallow and quick, and even a small trip upstairs or downstairs left her on the verge of pain. To catch her breath after one of these little household tasks, she needed to find a chair or even lie down on the couch. All of this would have sent my worries spiraling out of control if it weren't for the lovely glow in her cheeks that always brought my faith back.

When I put the question born of my uneasiness, Blossom declared herself quite well, nor would she give me any sicklier word. In the end my fears would go back to their slumbers, and I again bend myself wholly to that task of gold.

When I voiced my concerns, Blossom insisted she was perfectly fine and wouldn’t say anything more to worry me. Eventually, my fears faded away, and I once again focused completely on my gold-making task.

Good or bad, to do this was when all was said the part of complete wisdom. There could be nothing now save my plan of millions and a final pilgrimage in quest of peace. That was our single chance; and at it, in a kind of savage silence, night and day I stormed as though warring with walls and battlements.

Good or bad, in the end, taking action was the mark of true wisdom. There was nothing left for me except my plan for millions and a final journey in search of peace. That was our only chance; and for it, day and night, I fought with a fierce silence, as if battling against walls and fortifications.










CHAPTER XXVII—GOLD CAME, AND DEATH STEPPED IN

NOW, when I went about refurnishing my steel box with new millions, I turned cautious as a fox. I considered concealment, and would hide my trail and walk in all the running water that I might. For one matter, I was sick and sore with the attacks made upon me by the papers, which grew in malignant violence as the days wore on, and as though it were a point of rivalry between them which should have the black honor of hating me the most. I preferred to court those type-cudgelings as little as stood possible, and still bring me to my ends.

NOW, when I went about refurnishing my steel box with new millions, I became as cautious as a fox. I thought about keeping things hidden and would cover my tracks, doing everything possible to stay under the radar. To be honest, I was fed up and hurt by the attacks from the newspapers, which grew in savage intensity as the days passed, as if it were a competition among them to see who could hate me the most. I preferred to avoid those media bullies as much as I could while still achieving my goals.

The better to cover myself, and because the mere work of it would be too weary a charge for one head and that head ignorant of figures, I called into my service a cunning trio who were, one and all, born children of the machine. These three owned thorough training as husbandmen of politics, and were ones to mow even the fence corners. That profit of the game which escaped them must indeed be sly, and lie deep and close besides. Also, they were of the invaluable brood that has no tongue, and any one of the triangle would have been broken upon the wheel without a syllable of confession disgracing his lips.

To better protect myself, and because doing it alone would be too exhausting for someone who doesn't understand numbers, I brought in a clever trio who were all born into the machine. These three were well-trained in the ways of politics, and they would even take care of the small details. Any profit that slipped past them must be really sneaky and well-hidden. They also belonged to that invaluable group that doesn't speak, and any one of them would have been broken without uttering a word of confession.

These inveterate ones, who would be now as my hand in gathering together that wealth which I anticipated, were known in circles wherein they moved and had their dingy being, as Sing Sing Jacob, Puffy the Merchant, and Paddy the Priest. Paddy the Priest wore a look of sanctity, and it was this impression of holiness to confer upon him his title. It might have been more consistent with those virtues of rapine dominant of his nature, had he been hailed Paddy the Pirate, instead. Of Sing Sing Jacob, I should say, that he had not served in prison. His name was given him because, while he was never granted the privilege of stripes and irons, he often earned the same. In what manner or at what font Puffy the Merchant received baptism, I never learned. That he came fit for my purpose would find sufficient indication in a complaining compliment which Paddy the Priest once paid him, and who said in description of Puffy's devious genius, that if one were to drive a nail through his head it would come forth a corkscrew.

These chronic schemers, who were now like my hands in gathering the wealth I expected, were known in the circles they moved in as Sing Sing Jacob, Puffy the Merchant, and Paddy the Priest. Paddy the Priest had an air of sanctity, which is why he was given that name. It might have been more fitting to call him Paddy the Pirate, considering the nature of his real virtues of plunder. As for Sing Sing Jacob, I should note that he had never actually served time in prison. He got his name because, although he never wore stripes or shackles, he often earned them. I never found out how Puffy the Merchant was baptized, but the fact that he was suitable for my needs was clear from a backhanded compliment Paddy the Priest once gave him, saying that if you were to drive a nail through his head, it would come out as a corkscrew.

These men were to be my personal lieutenants, and collect my gold for me. And since they would pillage me with as scanty a scruple as though I were the foe himself, I must hit upon a device for invoking them to honesty in ny affairs. It was then I remembered the parting words of Big Kennedy. I would set one against the others; hating each other, they would watch; and each would be sharp with warning in my ear should either of his fellows seek to fill a purse at my expense.

These guys were supposed to be my personal lieutenants and gather my gold for me. And since they would rob me without any hesitation as if I were the enemy, I needed to come up with a way to encourage them to be honest in our dealings. That’s when I recalled Big Kennedy’s parting words. I decided to set one against the others; by hating each other, they would keep an eye on one another, and each would be quick to warn me if any of them tried to line their pockets at my expense.

To sow discord among my three offered no difficulties; I had but to say to one what the others told of him, and his ire was on permanent end. It was thus I separated them; and since I gave each his special domain of effort, while they worked near enough to one another to maintain a watch, they were not so thrown together as to bring down among them open war.

To create tension among my three was easy; I just had to tell one of them what the others were saying about him, and he was furious for good. That’s how I divided them; and since I assigned each of them their own specific tasks while they worked close enough to keep an eye on each other, they weren't so close that it led to all-out conflict.

It will be required that I set forth in half-detail those various municipal fields and meadows that I laid out in my time, and from which the machine was to garner its harvest. You will note then, you who are innocent of politics in its practical expressions and rewards, how the town stood to me as does his plowlands to a farmer, and offered as various a list of crops to careful tillage. Take for example the knee-deep clover of the tax department. Each year there was made a whole valuation of personal property of say roundly nine billions of dollars. This estimate, within a dozen weeks of its making, would be reduced to fewer than one billion, on the word of individuals who made the law-required oaths. No, it need not have been so reduced; but the reduction ever occurred since the machine instructed its tax officers to act on the oath so furnished, and that without question.

I need to outline in some detail the various city fields and meadows that I developed during my time, which the system was supposed to harvest from. You will see, those of you who aren’t familiar with the realities and benefits of politics, how the town was to me like plowed land to a farmer, offering a diverse range of crops for careful cultivation. For example, consider the knee-high clover of the tax department. Each year, there was an overall valuation of personal property of about nine billion dollars. This estimate, within a few weeks of being made, would drop to less than one billion, based solely on the statements of individuals who swore the required oaths. No, it didn't have to be reduced like that; but the reduction always happened once the system instructed its tax officers to accept the oaths given, no questions asked.

That personage in tax peril was never put to fret in obtaining one to make the oath. If he himself lacked hardihood and hesitated at perjury, why then, the town abounded in folk of a daring easy veracity. Of all that was said and written, of that time, in any New York day, full ninety-five per cent, was falsehood or mistake. Among the members of a community, so affluent of error and mendacity, one would not long go seeking a witness who was ready, for shining reasons, to take whatever oath might be demanded. And thus it befell that the affidavits were ever made, and a reduction of eight billions and more, in the assessed valuation of personal property, came annually to be awarded. With a tax levy of, say, two per cent. I leave you to fix the total of those millions saved to ones assessed, and also to consider how far their gratitude might be expected to inure to the yellow welfare of the machine—the machine that makes no gift of either its forbearance or its help!

That person in tax trouble never had to worry about finding someone to swear an oath. If he didn’t have the guts and hesitated to lie, well, the town was full of people who were daringly willing to bend the truth. Of everything said and written on any given day in New York, about ninety-five percent was false or mistaken. In a community so rich in errors and lies, it wouldn’t take long to find a witness eager, for personal gain, to take whatever oath was necessary. And so, affidavits were always created, resulting in an annual reduction of over eight billion in the assessed value of personal property. With a tax rate of around two percent, you can calculate the total millions saved for those assessed and also think about how much gratitude could realistically be expected to benefit the corrupt machine—the machine that offers neither forgiveness nor assistance!

Speaking in particular of the town, and what opportunities of riches swung open to the machine, one should know at the start how the whole annual expense of the community was roughly one hundred and twenty-five millions. Of these millions twenty went for salaries to officials; forty were devoted to the purchase of supplies asked for by the public needs; while the balance, sixty-five millions, represented contracts for paving and building and similar construction whatnot, which the town was bound to execute in its affairs.

Talking specifically about the town and the opportunities for wealth that the machine opened up, it's important to note from the beginning that the community's total annual expenses were around one hundred and twenty-five million. Out of this amount, twenty million went to pay officials' salaries; forty million were spent on supplies requested by the public; while the remaining sixty-five million covered contracts for paving, construction, and other similar projects that the town was obligated to carry out.

Against those twenty millions of salaries, the machine levied an annual private five per cent. Two-thirds of the million to arise therefrom, found their direct way to district leaders; the other one-third was paid into the general coffer. Also there were county officers, such as judges, clerks of court, a sheriff and his deputies: and these, likewise, were compelled from their incomes to a yearly generosity of not fewer than five per cent.

Against those twenty million salaries, the machine imposed an annual private five percent. Two-thirds of the resulting million went directly to district leaders; the other one-third was deposited into the general fund. There were also county officials, like judges, court clerks, a sheriff, and his deputies: these individuals were also required to contribute at least five percent of their incomes each year.

Of those forty millions which were the measure for supplies, one-fifth under the guise of “commissions” went to the machine; while of the sixty-five millions, which represented the yearly contracts in payments made thereon, the machine came better off with, at the leanest of estimates, full forty per cent, of the whole.

Of those forty million designated for supplies, one-fifth, disguised as “commissions,” went to the machine; while of the sixty-five million representing the yearly contracts in payments made, the machine ended up with, at the bare minimum, a full forty percent of the total.

Now I have set forth to you those direct returns which arose from the sure and fixed expenses of the town. Beyond that, and pushing for the furthest ounce of tallow, I inaugurated a novelty. I organized a guaranty company which made what bonds the law demanded from officials; and from men with contracts, and those others who furnished the town's supplies. The annual charge of the company for this act of warranty was two per cent, on the sum guaranteed; and since the aggregate thus carried came to about one hundred millions, the intake from such sources—being for the most part profit in the fingers of the machine—was annually a fair two millions. There were other rills to flow a revenue, and which were related to those money well-springs registered above, but they count too many and too small for mention here, albeit the round returns from them might make a poor man stare.

Now I've laid out the direct returns from the fixed expenses of the town. Beyond that, and trying to squeeze every last drop of profit, I introduced something new. I set up a guarantee company that issued the bonds required by law for officials, contract holders, and suppliers to the town. The annual fee for this guarantee was two percent of the guaranteed amount, and since this came to about one hundred million, the annual revenue from these sources—largely profit for the operation—was a solid two million. There were other streams of income related to the previously mentioned financial sources, but there are too many and too minor to detail here, even though the total returns from them might astonish someone with little money.

Of those other bottom-lands of profit which bent a nodding harvest to the sickle of the machine, let me make a rough enumeration. The returns—a bit sordid, these!—from poolrooms, faro banks and disorderly resorts and whereon the monthly charge imposed for each ran all the way from fifty to two thousand dollars, clinked into the yearly till, four millions. The grog shops, whereof at that time there was a staggering host of such in New York City of-the-many-sins! met each a draft of twenty monthly dollars. Then one should count “campaign contributions.” Of great companies who sued for favor there were, at a lowest census, five who sent as tribute from twenty to fifty thousand dollars each. Also there existed of smaller concerns and private persons, full one thousand who yielded over all a no less sum than one million. Next came the police, with appointment charges which began with a patrolman at four hundred dollars, and soared to twenty thousand when the matter was the making of a captain.

Of those other low-profit areas that were just waiting to be harvested by the machine, let me give a rough list. The returns—somewhat grim, these!—from betting parlors, faro tables, and seedy establishments, where the monthly fees ranged from fifty to two thousand dollars, added up to four million dollars a year. The bars, of which there were an astonishing number in New York City—the city of many sins!—each collected a monthly fee of twenty dollars. Then there were “campaign contributions.” Among the big companies seeking favors, at a minimum estimate, five contributed between twenty and fifty thousand dollars each. Additionally, there were around a thousand smaller companies and individuals who collectively brought in at least one million dollars. Finally, there were the police, with fees for appointments that started at four hundred dollars for a patrolman and climbed to twenty thousand for a captain.

Here I shall close my recapitulation of former treasure for the machine; I am driven to warn you, however, that the half has not been told. Still, if you will but let your imagination have its head, remembering how the machine gives nothing away, and fails not to exert its pressures with every chance afforded it, you may supply what other chapters belong with the great history of graft.

Here, I’ll wrap up my summary of past treasures for the machine; I must caution you, though, that there’s still so much more to say. However, if you allow your imagination to run wild, keeping in mind how the machine doesn’t give anything up and continues to apply pressure whenever it gets the chance, you can fill in the gaps of the larger story about corruption.

When one considers a Tammany profit, one will perforce be driven to the question: What be the expenses of the machine? The common cost of an election should pause in the neighborhood of three hundred thousand dollars. Should peril crowd, and an imported vote be called for by the dangers of the day, the cost might carry vastly higher. No campaign, however, in the very nature of the enterprise and its possibilities of expense, can consume a greater fund than eight hundred thousand. That sum, subtracted from the income of the machine as taken from those sundry sources I've related, will show what in my time remained for distribution among my followers.

When you think about a Tammany profit, you have to ask: What are the machine's expenses? The typical cost of an election is around three hundred thousand dollars. If there’s a threat and we need to bring in outside votes because of the dangers at hand, the cost could go much higher. However, no campaign, by its very nature and potential expenses, can use more than eight hundred thousand. If you take that amount away from the income of the machine, as I’ve described from various sources, it will show what was left for distribution among my supporters.

And now that brings one abreast the subject of riches to the Boss himself. One of the world's humorists puts into the mouth of a character the query: What does a king get? The answer would be no whit less difficult had he asked: What does a Boss get? One may take it, however, that the latter gets the lion's share. Long ago I said that the wealth of Ophir hung on the hazard of the town's election. You have now some slant as to how far my words should be regarded as hyperbole. Nor must I omit how the machine's delegation in a legislature, or the little flock it sends to nibble on the slopes of Congress, is each in the hand of the Boss to do with as he will, and it may go without a record that the opportunities so provided are neither neglected nor underpriced.

And now that brings us to the topic of wealth concerning the Boss himself. One of the world's comedians has a character ask: What does a king receive? The answer would be just as tricky if he had asked: What does a Boss receive? However, we can assume that the latter gets the biggest share. A long time ago, I mentioned that the riches of Ophir depended on the outcome of the town's election. You now have some insight into how exaggerated my words might have seemed. I also shouldn't forget to mention how the machine's representatives in a legislature, or the small group they send to influence Congress, are all under the Boss's control to do as he pleases, and it goes without saying that the opportunities they provide are neither overlooked nor undervalued.

There you have the money story of Tammany in the bowels of the town. Those easy-chair economists who, over their morning coffee and waffles, engage themselves for purity, will at this point give honest rage the rein. Had I no sense of public duty? Was the last spark of any honesty burned out within my bosom? Was nothing left but dead embers to be a conscience to me? The Reverend Bronson—and I had a deep respect for that gentleman—put those questions in his time.

There you have the money story of Tammany at the heart of the city. Those armchair economists who, over their morning coffee and waffles, advocate for purity will at this point let their honest anger flow. Did I have no sense of public duty? Was the last spark of honesty extinguished within me? Was there nothing left but dead ashes to serve as my conscience? The Reverend Bronson—and I respected that man deeply—asked those questions in his time.

“Bear in mind,” said he when, after that last election, I again had the town in my grasp, “bear in mind the welfare and the wishes of the public, and use your power consistently therewith.”

“Keep in mind,” he said when, after that last election, I again had the town in my control, “keep in mind the welfare and the wishes of the public, and use your power accordingly.”

“Now, why?” said I. “The public of which you tell me lies in two pieces, the minority and the majority. It is to the latter's welfare—the good of the machine—I shall address myself. Be sure, my acts will gain the plaudits of my own people, while I have only to go the road you speak of to be made the target of their anger. As to the minority—those who have vilified me, and who still would crush me if they but had the strength—why, then, as Morton says, I owe them no more than William owed the Saxons when after Hastings he had them under his feet.”

“Now, why?” I said. “The public you’re talking about is split into two groups, the minority and the majority. I will focus on the welfare of the latter—the good of the system. Just know, my actions will earn me praise from my own people, while taking the path you suggest would only make me the target of their anger. As for the minority—those who have slandered me, and who would still try to crush me if they had the power—well, as Morton said, I owe them no more than William owed the Saxons when he had them under his feet after Hastings.”

When the new administration was in easy swing, and I had time to look about me, I bethought me of Blackberry and those three millions taken from the weakness and the wickedness of young Van Flange. I would have those millions back or know the secret of it.

When the new administration was running smoothly, and I had the chance to look around, I remembered Blackberry and those three million taken from the weakness and greed of young Van Flange. I wanted that money back or to discover the truth behind it.

With a nod here and a hand-toss there—for the shrug of my shoulders or the lift of my brows had grown to have a definition among my people—I brewed tempests for Blackberry. The park department discovered it in a trespass; the health board gave it notice of the nonsanitary condition of its cars; the street commissioner badgered it with processes because of violations of laws and ordinances; the coroner, who commonly wore a gag, gave daily news of what folk were killed or maimed through the wantonness of Blackberry; while my corporation counsel bestirred himself as to whether or no, for this neglect or that invasion of public right, the Blackberry charter might not be revoked.

With a nod here and a hand toss there—because the shrug of my shoulders or the raise of my eyebrows had taken on a meaning among my people—I stirred up trouble for Blackberry. The park department caught wind of it during an inspection; the health board warned it about the unsanitary condition of its vehicles; the street commissioner harassed it with legal proceedings for breaking laws and regulations; the coroner, who usually kept quiet, provided daily updates on who was killed or injured because of Blackberry's recklessness; while my corporate lawyer looked into whether, due to this negligence or that infringement of public rights, the Blackberry charter could be revoked.

In the face of these, the president of Blackberry—he of the Hebrew cast and clutch—stood sullenly to his guns. He would not yield; he would not pay the price of peace; he would not return those millions, although he knew well the argument which was the ground-work of his griefs.

In the midst of all this, the president of Blackberry—he of the Hebrew background and strong grip—stood firmly by his stance. He wouldn’t give in; he wouldn’t pay for peace; he wouldn’t return those millions, even though he fully understood the reasoning behind his troubles.

The storm I unchained beat sorely, but he made no white-flag signs. I admired his fortitude, while I multiplied my war.

The storm I unleashed hit hard, but he showed no signs of surrender. I admired his strength while I increased my struggle.

It was Morton who pointed to that final feather which broke the camel's back.

It was Morton who pointed to that last feather that broke the camel's back.

“Really, old chap,” observed Morton, that immortal eyeglass on nose and languid hands outspread, “really, you haven't played your trumps, don't y' know.”

“Seriously, my friend,” said Morton, with his iconic eyeglass perched on his nose and his relaxed hands stretched out, “honestly, you haven't shown your best cards, you know.”

“What then?” cried I, for my heart was growing hot.

“What now?” I exclaimed, feeling my anger rise.

“You recall my saying to our friend Bronson that, when I had a chap against me whom I couldn't buy, I felt about to discover his fad or his fear—I was speaking about changing a beggar's name, and all that, don't y' know?”

“You remember me telling our friend Bronson that when I faced someone I couldn’t bribe, I felt like I was about to uncover their obsession or their fear—I was talking about changing a beggar's name and all that, you know?”

“Yes,” said I, “it all comes back.”

“Yes,” I said, “it's all coming back to me.”

“Exactly,” continued Morton. “Now the fear that keeps a street-railway company awake nights is its fear of a strike. There, my dear boy, you have your weapon. Convey the information to those Blackberry employees, that you think they get too little money and work too long a day. Let them understand how, should they strike, your police will not repress them in any crimes they see fit to commit. Really, I think I've hit upon a splendid idea! Those hirelings will go upon the warpath, don't y' know! And a strike is such a beastly thing!—such a deuced bore! It is, really!”

“Exactly,” continued Morton. “The thing that worries a streetcar company the most is the fear of a strike. There, my dear boy, you have your weapon. Let those Blackberry employees know that you believe they’re underpaid and work too long. Make sure they understand that if they strike, the police won’t interfere with any crimes they decide to commit. Honestly, I think I’ve come up with a brilliant idea! Those workers will definitely take action, you know! And a strike is such a horrible thing!—such a complete drag! It really is!”

Within the fortnight every Blackberry wheel was stopped, and every employee rioting in the streets. Cars were sacked; what men offered for work were harried, and made to fly for very skins and bones. Meanwhile, the police stood afar off with virgin-batons, innocent of interference.

Within two weeks, every Blackberry factory was shut down, and all the workers were rioting in the streets. Cars were damaged; anyone who tried to work was attacked and forced to run for their lives. Meanwhile, the police stayed back with their batons, not getting involved.

Four days of this, and those four millions were paid into my hand; the Blackberry president had yielded, and my triumph was complete. With that, my constabulary remembered law and order, and, descending upon the turbulent, calmed them with their clubs. The strike ended; again were the gongs of an unharassed Blackberry heard in the land.

Four days of this, and those four million were paid into my hands; the Blackberry president had given in, and my victory was complete. With that, my police remembered law and order, and came down on the troublemakers, calming them with their batons. The strike ended; once again, the sounds of an uninterrupted Blackberry rang out across the land.

And now I draw near the sorrowful, desperate end—the end at once of my labors and my latest hope. I had held the town since the last battle for well-nigh three and one-half years. Throughout this space affairs political preserved themselves as rippleless as a looking-glass, and nothing to ruffle with an adverse wind. Those henchmen—my boys of the belt, as it were—Sing Sing Jacob, Puffy the Merchant, and Paddy the Priest, went working like good retrievers at their task of bringing daily money to my feet.

And now I approach the sad, desperate end—the conclusion of both my hard work and my last hope. I’ve held the town since the last battle for nearly three and a half years. During this time, political matters have remained as calm as a mirror, completely undisturbed by any opposing forces. Those loyal guys—my crew, I guess—Sing Sing Jacob, Puffy the Merchant, and Paddy the Priest, have been working diligently to deliver daily money right to me.

Nor was I compelled to appear as one interested in the profits of the town's farming, and this of itself was comfort, since it served to keep me aloof from any mire of those methods that were employed.

Nor was I forced to come across as someone who cared about the town's farming profits, and that alone was a relief, as it helped me stay clear of any mess caused by those methods that were used.

It is wonderful how a vile source for a dollar will in no wise daunt a man, so that he be not made to pick it from the direct mud himself. If but one hand intervene between his own and that gutter which gave it up, both his conscience and his sensibilities are satisfied to receive it. Of all sophists, self-interest is the sophist surest of disciples; it will carry conviction triumphant against what fact or what deduction may come to stand in the way, and, with the last of it, “The smell of all money is sweet.”

It’s amazing how a disgusting source for a dollar doesn't bother a person, as long as they aren’t the ones pulling it out of the mud themselves. If just one hand comes between their own and that gutter that provided it, both their conscience and feelings are fine accepting it. Of all the tricksters, self-interest is the one most certain to have followers; it will push through any facts or reasoning that might get in the way, and, in the end, “The smell of all money is sweet.”

But while it was isles of spice and summer seas with my politics, matters at home went ever darker with increasing threat. Blossom became weaker and still more weak, and wholly from a difficulty in her breathing. If she were to have had but her breath, her health would have been fair enough; and that I say by word of the physician who was there to attend her, and who was a gray deacon of his guild.

But while my politics were all about islands of spice and summer seas, things at home were getting increasingly grim. Blossom grew weaker and weaker, primarily due to a breathing issue. If only she could breathe properly, her health would have been pretty good; and that's what the physician who was there to care for her said, and he was a gray deacon of his guild.

“It is her breathing,” said he; “otherwise her health is good for any call she might make upon it.”

“It’s her breathing,” he said; “other than that, her health is great for anything she might need it for.”

It was the more strange to one looking on; for all this time while Blossom was made to creep from one room to another, and, for the most part, to lie panting upon a couch, her cheeks were round and red as peaches, and her eyes grew in size and brightness like stars when the night is dark.

It was even more unusual to someone watching; because all this time while Blossom had to move slowly from one room to another, and mostly lie there out of breath on a couch, her cheeks were round and rosy like peaches, and her eyes got larger and brighter like stars in the dark night.

“Would you have her sent away?” I asked of the physician. “Say but the place; I will take her there myself.”

“Are you going to have her sent away?” I asked the doctor. “Just tell me where; I’ll take her there myself.”

“She is as well here,” said he. Then, as his brows knotted with the problem of it: “This is an unusual case; so unusual, indeed, that during forty years of practice I have never known its fellow. However, it is no question of climate, and she will be as well where she is. The better; since she has no breath with which to stand a journey.”

“She is also here,” he said. Then, as his forehead furrowed in thought, he added, “This is an unusual case; so unusual, in fact, that in my forty years of practice, I’ve never seen anything like it. However, it’s not a matter of climate, and she will be just fine where she is. Even better; since she doesn’t have the energy for a journey.”

While I said nothing to this, I made up my mind to have done with politics and take Blossom away. It would, at the worst, mean escape from scenes where we had met with so much misery. That my present rule of the town owned still six months of life before another battle, did not move me. I would give up my leadership and retire at once. It would lose me half a year of gold-heaping, but what should that concern? What mattered a handful of riches, more or less, as against the shoreless relief of seclusion, and Blossom in new scenes of quiet peace? The very newness would take up her thoughts; and with nothing about to recall what had been, or to whisper the name of that villain who hurt her heart to the death, she might have even the good fortune to forget. My decision was made, and I went quietly forward to bring my politics to a close.

While I didn’t say anything about it, I decided to leave politics behind and take Blossom away. At the very least, it would mean escaping from a place where we had experienced so much pain. The fact that I still had six months left in my role as leader of the town before another conflict didn’t concern me. I was ready to give up my position and step down immediately. Losing half a year’s worth of wealth didn’t matter to me. What did it matter if I had a little more or a little less money compared to the immense relief of being away from everything, with Blossom in a peaceful new environment? Just the change of scenery would occupy her mind; without reminders of the past or anything to speak the name of the monster who had broken her heart, she might even have the chance to forget. My mind was made up, and I moved forward to end my political involvement quietly.

It became no question of weeks nor even days; I convened my district leaders, and with the few words demanded of the time, returned them my chiefship and stepped down and out. Politics and I had parted; the machine and I were done.

It wasn't a matter of weeks or even days anymore; I called together my district leaders, and with just a few words that the situation required, I handed over my leadership and stepped down. Politics and I had gone our separate ways; I was finished with the machine.

At that, I cannot think I saw regret over my going in any of the faces which stared up at me. There was a formal sorrow of words; but the great expression to to seize upon each was that of selfish eagerness. I, with my lion's share of whatever prey was taken, would be no more; it was the thought of each that with such the free condition he would be like to find some special fatness not before his own.

At that, I can’t say I saw any regret on the faces staring up at me. There were polite expressions of sorrow in their words, but the main thing I noticed in each of them was a selfish eagerness. With me gone and my big share of whatever spoils were taken, they were thinking about what they might get for themselves—like they could find some extra riches that they couldn't before.

Well! what else should I have looked for?—I, who had done only justice by them, why should I be loved? Let them exult; they have subserved my purpose and fulfilled my turn. I was retiring with the wealth of kings:—I, who am an ignorant man, and the son of an Irish smith! If my money had been put into gold it would have asked the strength of eighty teams, with a full ton of gold to a team, to have hauled it out of town—a solid procession of riches an easy half-mile in length! No Alexander, no Cæsar, no Napoleon in his swelling day of conquest, could have made the boast! I was master of every saffron inch of forty millions!

Well! What else should I expect?—I, who have only been fair to them, why should I be loved? Let them celebrate; they’ve served my purpose and fulfilled my needs. I was leaving with the wealth of kings:—I, who am just an uneducated man, the son of an Irish blacksmith! If my money had been in gold, it would’ve taken the strength of eighty teams, each hauling a full ton of gold, to get it out of town—a solid line of riches stretching an easy half-mile! No Alexander, no Caesar, no Napoleon at his height of conquest could make such a claim! I was the master of every saffron inch of forty million!

That evening I sat by Blossom's couch and told her of my plans. I made but the poor picture of it, for I have meager power of words, and am fettered with an imagination of no wings. Still, she smiled up at me as though with pleasure—for her want of breath was so urgent she could not speak aloud, but only whisper a syllable now and then—and, after a while, I kissed her, and left her with the physician and nurse for the night.

That evening, I sat by Blossom's couch and shared my plans with her. I painted a pretty weak picture of it since I'm not great with words, and my imagination is pretty limited. Still, she smiled up at me like she was happy—her breath was so short that she couldn't speak loudly, just whisper a word here and there. After a while, I kissed her and left her with the doctor and nurse for the night.

It was during the first hours of the morning when I awoke in a sweat of horror, as if something of masterful menace were in the room. With a chill in my blood like the touch of ice, I thought of Blossom; and with that I began to huddle on my clothes to go to her.

It was in the early hours of the morning when I woke up in a sweat of fear, as if something overwhelmingly threatening was in the room. With a chill in my veins like the touch of ice, I thought about Blossom; and with that, I started to put on my clothes to go to her.

The physician met me at Blossom's door. He held me back with a gentle hand on my breast.

The doctor met me at Blossom's door. He stopped me with a gentle hand on my chest.

“Don't go in!” he said.

"Don't go in!" he said.

That hand, light as a woman's, withstood me like a wall. I drew back and sought a chair in the library—a chair of Blossom's, it was—and sat glooming into the darkness in a wonder of fear.

That hand, light as a woman's, held me back like a wall. I stepped back and looked for a chair in the library—a chair belonging to Blossom—and sat there, staring into the darkness, filled with a mix of fear and wonder.

What wits I possess have broad feet, and are not easily to be staggered. That night, however, they swayed and rocked like drunken men, under the pressure of some evil apprehension of I knew not what. I suppose now I feared death for Blossom, and that my thoughts lacked courage to look the surmise in the face.

What wits I have are pretty strong and don’t get easily overwhelmed. That night, though, they felt unsteady and off-balance like drunk people, under the weight of some bad feeling I couldn't quite understand. I think I was afraid for Blossom's life, and my mind didn’t have the courage to confront that fear.

An hour went by, and I still in the darkened room. I wanted no lights. It was as though I were a fugitive, and sought in the simple darkness a refuge and a place wherein to hide myself. Death was in the house, robbing me of all I loved; I knew that, and yet I felt no stab of agony, but instead a fashion of dumb numbness like a paralysis.

An hour passed, and I was still in the darkened room. I didn’t want any lights. It felt like I was a fugitive, looking for refuge and a place to hide in the simple darkness. Death was in the house, taking away everything I loved; I knew that, and yet I didn’t feel a sharp pain of grief, but rather a kind of dull numbness, like paralysis.

In a vague way, this lack of sharp sensation worked upon my amazement. I remember that, in explanation of it, I recalled one of Morton's tales about a traveler whom a lion seized as he sat at his campfire; and how, while the lion crunched him in his jaws and dragged him to a distance, he still had no feel of pain, but—as I had then—only a numbness and fog of nerves.

In a vague way, this dull sensation fueled my awe. I remember recalling one of Morton's stories about a traveler who was grabbed by a lion while sitting at his campfire; and how, even though the lion bit him and pulled him away, he still didn’t feel any pain, but—like I did then—only a numbness and a fog of nerves.

While this went running in my head, I heard the rattle of someone at the street door, and was aware, I don't know how, that another physician had come. A moment later my ear overtook whisperings in the hall just beyond my own door.

While this was running through my mind, I heard someone rattling the street door and sensed, for some reason, that another doctor had arrived. A moment later, I could hear whispers in the hall just outside my door.

Moved of an instinct that might have prompted some threatened animal to spy out what danger overhung him, I went, cat-foot, to the door and listened. It was the two physicians in talk.

Moved by an instinct that might have compelled some endangered animal to assess the danger lurking nearby, I approached the door quietly and listened. It was the two doctors talking.

“The girl is dead,” I heard one say.

“The girl is dead,” I heard someone say.

“What malady?” asked the other.

“What illness?” asked the other.

“And there's the marvel of it!” cries the first. “No malady at all, as I'm a doctor! She died of suffocation. The case is without a parallel. Indubitably, it was that birthmark—that mark as of a rope upon her neck. Like the grip of destiny itself, the mark has been growing and tightening about her throat since ever she lay in her cradle, until now she dies of it. A most remarkable case! It is precisely as though she were hanged—the congested eye, the discolored face, the swollen tongue, aye! and about her throat, the very mark of the rope!”

“And that's the amazing part!” exclaims the first. “No illness at all, trust me, I'm a doctor! She died from suffocation. This case is truly one of a kind. Clearly, it was that birthmark—that mark that looks like a rope around her neck. Like the grip of fate itself, that mark has been growing and tightening around her throat ever since she was a baby, and now it has caused her death. What an extraordinary case! It’s just like she was hanged—the swollen eye, the discolored face, the swollen tongue, and yes! around her neck, the very mark of the rope!”

Blossom dead! my girl dead! Apple Cheek, Anne, Blossom, all gone, and I to be left alone! Alone! The word echoed in the hollows of my empty heart as in a cavern! There came a blur, and then a fearful whirling; that gorilla strength was as the strength of children; my slow knees began to cripple down! That was the last I can recall; I fell as if struck by a giant's mallet, and all was black.

Blossom is dead! My girl is gone! Apple Cheek, Anne, Blossom, all gone, and I'm left all alone! Alone! The word echoed in the emptiness of my heart like it was in a cave! Everything went blurry, and then I started to spin in fear; that overwhelming strength felt like the strength of kids; my shaky knees gave out! That’s all I can remember; I collapsed as if hit by a giant's hammer, and everything went dark.










CHAPTER XXVIII—BEING THE EPILOGUE

WHAT should there be more? My house stands upon a hill; waving, sighing trees are ranked about it, while to the eastward I have the shimmering stretches of the river beneath my feet. From a wooden seat between two beeches, I may see the fog-loom born of the dust and smoke of the city far away. At night, when clouds lie thick and low, the red reflection of the city's million lamps breaks on the sky as though a fire raged.

WHAT more could there be? My house sits on a hill; swaying, rustling trees surround it, and to the east, I have the shimmering river stretching out beneath me. From a wooden bench between two beeches, I can see the fog created by the dust and smoke of the distant city. At night, when clouds hang heavy and low, the red glow of the city's millions of lights splashes across the sky like a raging fire.

It is upon my seat between the beeches that I spend my days. Men would call my life a stagnant one; I care not, since I find it peace. I have neither hopes nor fears nor pains nor joys; there come no exaltations, no depressions; within me is a serenity—a kind of silence like the heart of nature.

I spend my days on my spot between the beeches. People might say my life is stagnant; I don’t mind, as I find peace in it. I have no hopes or fears, no pains or joys; there are no highs or lows for me; instead, I feel a calmness—a kind of silence like the heart of nature.

At that I have no dimness; I roll and rock for hours on the dead swells of old days, while old faces and old scenes toss to and fro like seaweed with the tides of my memory. I am prey to no regrets, to no ambitions; my times own neither currents nor winds; I have outlived importance and the liking for it; and all those little noises that keep the world awake, I never hear.

At that, I have no fog; I roll and sway for hours on the quiet waves of the past, while familiar faces and scenes float around like seaweed with the tides of my memories. I am not burdened by regrets or ambitions; my time has no currents or winds; I have outlasted significance and my desire for it; and all those little sounds that keep the world awake, I never hear.

My Sicilian, with his earrings and his crimson headwear of silk, is with me; for he could not have lived had I left him in town, being no more able to help himself than a ship ashore. Here he is busy and happy over nothing. He has whittled for himself a trio of little boats, and he sails them on the pond at the lawn's foot. One of these he has named the Democrat, while the others are the Republican and the Mugwump. He sails them against each other; and I think that by some marine sleight he gives the Democrat the best of it, since it ever wins, which is not true of politics. My Sicilian has just limped up the hill with a story of how, in the last race, the Republican and the Mugwump ran into one another and capsized, while the Democrat finished bravely.

My Sicilian, with his earrings and his red silk headwear, is with me; he wouldn't have survived if I left him in town, as helpless as a ship stranded on land. Here he is, busy and content over nothing. He’s carved three little boats for himself, and he sails them on the pond at the edge of the lawn. He named one of them the Democrat, while the others are the Republican and the Mugwump. He races them against each other, and I think he somehow manages to give the Democrat the upper hand since it always wins, which isn’t the case in real politics. My Sicilian just limped up the hill with a story about how, in the last race, the Republican and the Mugwump collided and capsized, while the Democrat finished strong.

Save for my Sicilian, and a flock of sable ravens that by their tameness and a confident self-sufficiency have made themselves part of the household, I pass the day between my beeches undisturbed. The ravens are grown so proud with safety that, when I am walking, they often hold the path against me, picking about for the grains my Sicilian scatters, keeping upon me the while a truculent eye that is half cautious, half defiant. In the spring I watch these ravens throughout their nest-building, they living for the most part in the trees about my house. I've known them to be baffled during a whole two days, when winds were blowing and the swaying of the branches prevented their labors.

Aside from my Sicilian and a group of black ravens that, due to their tame nature and self-reliance, have become part of the household, I spend my days among my beeches in peace. The ravens have become so bold with their safety that when I’m walking, they often block my path, pecking around for the grains my Sicilian throws out, all the while keeping a watchful eye on me that’s part cautious and part defiant. In the spring, I observe these ravens as they build their nests, mostly living in the trees around my house. I've seen them get stuck for two whole days when the winds blew and the branches swayed, making it hard for them to work.

Now and then I have a visit from Morton and the Reverend Bronson. The pair are as they were, only more age-worn and of a grayer lock. They were with me the other day; Morton as faultless of garb as ever, and with eyeglass as much employed, the Reverend Bronson as anxious as in the old time for the betterment of humanity. The spirit of unselfishness never flags in that good man's breast, although Morton is in constant bicker with him concerning the futility of his work.

Now and then, I get a visit from Morton and Reverend Bronson. They’re just like they used to be, only a bit more worn down and with more gray hair. They came by the other day; Morton was as impeccably dressed as always and using his eyeglass just as much, while Reverend Bronson was just as eager as he used to be to improve humanity. The spirit of selflessness never dims in that good man's heart, even though Morton is always arguing with him about how pointless his work is.

“The fault isn't in you, old chap,” said Morton, when last they were with me; “it isn't, really. But humanity in the mass is such a beastly dullard, don't y' know, that to do anything in its favor is casting pearls before swine.”

“The problem isn't with you, my friend,” said Morton, the last time we were together; “it’s not, really. But humanity as a whole is such a terrible dullard, don’t you know, that doing anything for its benefit is like casting pearls before swine.”

“Why, then,” responded the Reverend Bronson with a smile, “if I were you, I should help mankind for the good it gave me, without once thinking on the object of my generosity.”

“Why, then,” replied Reverend Bronson with a smile, “if I were you, I would help humanity for the good it brought me, without ever considering the reason behind my generosity.”

“But,” returned Morton, “I take no personal joy from helping people. Gad! it wearies me. Man is such a perverse beggar; he's ever wrong end to in his affairs. The entire race is like a horse turned round in its stall, and with its tail in the fodder stands shouting for hay. If men, in what you call their troubles, would but face the other way about, nine times in ten they'd be all right. They wouldn't need help—really!”

“But,” Morton replied, “I don’t get any personal satisfaction from helping people. Honestly! It tires me out. Humanity is such a stubborn bunch; they always mess things up in their lives. The whole human race is like a horse that's turned around in its stall, with its tail in the feed, shouting for hay. If people would just look at their problems differently, nine times out of ten they’d be just fine. They wouldn’t need help—really!”

“And if what you say be true,” observed the Reverend Bronson, who was as fond of argument as was Morton, “then you have outlined your duty. You say folk are turned wrong in their affairs. Then you should help them to turn right.”

“And if what you’re saying is true,” said Reverend Bronson, who loved a good argument just as much as Morton did, “then you’ve outlined your responsibility. You say people are going off track in their lives. Then you should help them get back on the right path.”

“Really now,” said Morton, imitating concern, “I wouldn't for the world have such sentiments escape to the ears of my club, don't y' know, for it's beastly bad form to even entertain them, but I lay the trouble you seek to relieve, old chap, to that humbug we call civilization; I do, 'pon my word!”

“Seriously now,” said Morton, pretending to be concerned, “I wouldn’t want my club to hear such thoughts, you know, because it’s ridiculously bad form to even entertain them. But I really think the trouble you’re trying to fix, my friend, comes from that nonsense we call civilization; I do, I swear!”

“Do you cry out against civilization?”

“Do you speak out against society?”

“Gad! why not? I say it is an artifice, a mere deceit. Take ourselves: what has it done for any of us? Here is our friend”—Morton dropped his hand upon my shoulder—“who, taking advantage of what was offered of our civilization, came to be so far victorious as to have the town for his kickball. He was a dictator; his word was law among three millions—really! To-day he has riches, and could pave his grounds with gold. He was these things, and had these things, from the hand of civilization; and now, at the end, he sits in the center of sadness waiting for death. Consider my own case: I, too, at the close of my juice-drained days, am waiting for death; only, unlike our friend, I play the cynic and while I wait I laugh.”

“Honestly, why not? I think it’s just a trick, a pure deception. Look at us: what has it done for any of us? Here’s our friend”—Morton placed his hand on my shoulder—“who, taking advantage of what our civilization offered, managed to claim the town as his playground. He was a dictator; his word was law among three million people—seriously! Today he has wealth and could cover his property in gold. He had all these things because of civilization, and now, in the end, he sits in sadness waiting for death. Consider my situation: I, too, at the end of my energy-drained days, am waiting for death; only, unlike our friend, I act like a cynic and while I wait I laugh.”

“I was never much to laugh,” I interjected.

“I never really laughed much,” I said.

“The more strange, too, don't y' know,” continued Morton, “since you are aware of life and the mockery of it, as much as I. I may take it that I came crying into this world, for such I understand to be the beastly practice of the human young. Had I understood the empty jest of it, I should have laughed; I should, really!”

"The stranger it gets, you know," Morton continued, "since you understand life and its mockery just like I do. I take it I came into this world crying, as I understand that's what human babies do. If I had realized the pointless joke of it, I would have laughed; I really would!"

“Now with what do you charge civilization?” asked the Reverend Bronson.

“Now what do you accuse civilization of?” asked the Reverend Bronson.

“It has made me rich, and I complain of that. The load of my millions begins to bend my back. A decent, wholesome savagery would have presented no such burdens.”

“It has made me rich, and I complain about that. The weight of my millions is starting to bend my back. A good, simple way of life would have brought no such burdens.”

“And do you uplift savagery?”

"And do you promote savagery?"

“I don't wonder you're shocked, old chap, for from our civilized standpoint savagery is such deuced bad form. But you should consider; you should, really! Gad! you know that civilized city where we dwell; you know its civilized millions, fretting like maggots, as many as four thousand in a block; you know the good and the evil ground of those civilized mills! Wherein lieth a triumph over the red savage who abode upon the spot three centuries ago? Who has liberty as had that savage? He owned laws and respected them; he had his tribe, and was a patriot fit to talk with William Tell. He fought his foe like a Richard of England, and loved his friend like a Jonathan. He paid neither homage to power nor taxes to men, and his privileges were as wide as the world's rim. His franchises of fagot, vert, and venison had never a limit; he might kill a deer a day and burn a cord of wood to its cookery. As for his religion: the test of religion is death; and your savage met death with a fortitude, and what is fortitude but faith, which it would bother Christians to parallel. It may be said that he lived a happier life, saw more of freedom, and was more his own man, than any you are to meet in Broadway.”

“I don't blame you for being shocked, my friend, because from our civilized point of view, savagery is pretty disgraceful. But you should think about it; you really should! Goodness! You know that civilized city where we live; you know its millions of civilized people, all anxious and overwhelmed, sometimes as many as four thousand in a single block; you know the good and bad side of those civilized factories! What’s the real achievement over the red savages who lived here three centuries ago? Who enjoys more freedom than that savage did? He had his own laws and respected them; he belonged to a tribe and was a patriot worthy of discussion with William Tell. He fought his enemy like a Richard of England and loved his friend like Jonathan did. He didn’t bow to any authority or pay taxes, and his rights extended as far as the horizon. His rights to firewood, deer, and game had no limits; he could hunt a deer every day and use a cord of wood for cooking it. As for his faith: the true test of religion is how one faces death, and your savage confronted death with a bravery that, frankly, would be hard for Christians to match. One could argue that he lived a happier life, enjoyed more freedom, and was more truly himself than anyone you'll encounter on Broadway.”

Morton, beneath his fluff of cynicism, was a deal in earnest. The Reverend Bronson took advantage of it to say:

Morton, under his layer of cynicism, was serious about the deal. The Reverend Bronson used this to say:

“Here, as you tell us, are we three, and all at the end of the journey. Here is that one who strove for power: here is that one who strove for wealth; here is that one who strove to help his fellow man. I give you the question: Brushing civilization and savagery aside as just no more than terms to mark some shadowy difference, I ask you: Who of the three lives most content?—for it is he who was right.”

“Here, as you say, we are three, and all at the end of the journey. Here is the one who sought power: here is the one who sought wealth; here is the one who tried to help others. I pose this question: Setting aside civilization and savagery as just terms to indicate some vague difference, I ask you: Who of the three lives most content?—for he is the one who was right.”

“By the way!” said Morton, turning to me, as they were about to depart, and producing a scrap of newspaper, “this is what a scientist writes concerning you. The beggar must have paid you a call, don't y' know. At first, I thought it a beastly rude thing to put in print; but, gad! the more I dwell upon it, the more honorable it becomes. This is what he says of you:

“By the way!” Morton said, turning to me just as they were about to leave, and pulling out a scrap of newspaper, “this is what a scientist has written about you. The beggar must have dropped by for a visit, you know. At first, I thought it was really rude to publish this; but, wow! the more I think about it, the more respectable it seems. Here’s what he says about you:

“'There was a look in his eye such as might burn in the eye of an old wolf that has crept away in solitude to die. As I gazed, there swept down upon me an astounding conviction. I felt that I was in the presence of the oldest thing in the world—a thing more ancient than the Sphinx or aged pyramids. This once Boss, silent and passive and white and old, and waiting for the digging of his grave, is what breeders call a “throw-back”—a throw-back, not of the generations, but of the ages. In what should arm him for a war of life against life, he is a creature of utter cunning, utter courage, utter strength. He is a troglodyte; he is that original one who lived with the cave bear, the mastodon, the sabertoothed tiger, and the Irish elk.'”

“'There was a look in his eye like that of an old wolf that has sneaked away to die alone. As I stared, an incredible realization hit me. I felt like I was in the presence of the oldest thing in the world—a being older than the Sphinx or the ancient pyramids. This former Boss, silent, still, pale, and old, waiting for his grave to be dug, is what breeders call a “throw-back”—not a throw-back of generations, but of ages. Instead of having what it takes to fight for survival, he is a creature of complete cunning, total courage, and absolute strength. He is a troglodyte; he is that original one who lived alongside the cave bear, the mastodon, the saber-toothed tiger, and the Irish elk.'”

They went away, the Reverend Bronson and Morton, leaving me alone on my bench between the beeches, while the black ravens picked and strutted about my feet, and my Sicilian on the lake at the lawn's foot matching his little ships for another race.

They left, the Reverend Bronson and Morton, leaving me by myself on my bench between the beeches, while the black ravens picked and strutted around my feet, and my Sicilian on the lake at the edge of the lawn was getting his little ships ready for another race.

THE END








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