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The Original
The Original
Peter Rabbit Books
Peter Rabbit Series
By BEATRIX POTTER
By Beatrix Potter
A LIST OF THE TITLES
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A LIST OF THE TITLES
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*The Tale of Peter Rabbit
The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin
The Tailor of Gloucester
*The Tale of Benjamin Bunny
*The Tale of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle
*The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher
The Tale of Johnny Town-Mouse
*The Tale of Jemima Puddle-Duck
*The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies
The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
*The Tale of Two Bad Mice
The Tale of Tom Kitten
The Tale of Mrs. Tittlemouse
*The Tale of Timmy Tiptoes
*The Tale of Mr. Tod
*The Tale of Pigling Bland
*The Roly Poly Pudding
*The Pie and the Patty-pan
*Ginger and Pickles
*The Story of Miss Moppet
Appley Dapply's Nursery Rhymes
The Tale of Little Pig Robinson??
*The Tale of Peter Rabbit
The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin
The Tailor of Gloucester
*The Tale of Benjamin Bunny
*The Tale of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle
*The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher
The Tale of Johnny Town-Mouse
*The Tale of Jemima Puddle-Duck
*The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies
The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
*The Tale of Two Bad Mice
The Tale of Tom Kitten
The Tale of Mrs. Tittlemouse
*The Tale of Timmy Tiptoes
*The Tale of Mr. Tod
*The Tale of Pigling Bland
*The Roly Poly Pudding
*The Pie and the Patty-pan
*Ginger and Pickles
*The Story of Miss Moppet
Appley Dapply's Nursery Rhymes
The Tale of Little Pig Robinson??
THE TALE OF PETER RABBIT BY BEATRIX POTTER
ONCE upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were—
Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail, and Peter.
ONCE upon a time, there were four little rabbits, and their names were—
Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail, and Peter.
They lived with their Mother in a sand-bank, underneath the root of a very big fir tree.
They lived with their mom in a sandbank, under the roots of a really big fir tree.
"NOW, my dears," said old Mrs. Rabbit one morning, "you may go into the fields or down the lane, but don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor."
"NOW, my dears," said old Mrs. Rabbit one morning, "you can go into the fields or down the lane, but don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your Dad had an accident there; he ended up in a pie made by Mrs. McGregor."
"NOW run along, and don't get into mischief. I am going out."
"Okay, go ahead and don’t cause any trouble. I’m heading out."
THEN old Mrs. Rabbit took a basket and her umbrella, to the baker's. She bought a loaf of brown bread and five currant buns.
THEN old Mrs. Rabbit grabbed a basket and her umbrella and headed to the bakery. She bought a loaf of brown bread and five currant buns.
FLOPSY, Mopsy, and Cottontail, who were good little bunnies, went down the lane to gather blackberries;
FLOPSY, Mopsy, and Cottontail, who were good little bunnies, went down the path to pick blackberries;
BUT Peter, who was very naughty, ran straight away to Mr. McGregor's garden and squeezed under the gate!
BUT Peter, who was really mischievous, ran right over to Mr. McGregor's garden and squeezed under the gate!
FIRST he ate some lettuces and some French beans; and then he ate some radishes;
FIRST he ate some lettuce and some green beans; and then he ate some radishes;
AND then, feeling rather sick, he went to look for some parsley.
AND then, feeling pretty sick, he went to look for some parsley.
BUT round the end of a cucumber frame, whom should he meet but Mr.
McGregor!
BUT around the end of a cucumber frame, who should he encounter but Mr.
McGregor!
MR. McGREGOR was on his hands and knees planting out young cabbages, but he jumped up and ran after Peter, waving a rake and calling out, "Stop thief!"
MR. McGREGOR was on his hands and knees planting young cabbages when he jumped up and ran after Peter, waving a rake and shouting, "Stop thief!"
PETER was most dreadfully frightened; he rushed all over the garden, for he had forgotten the way back to the gate.
PETER was really scared; he ran all over the garden because he had forgotten how to get back to the gate.
He lost one of his shoes among the cabbages, and the other shoe amongst the potatoes.
He lost one of his shoes in the cabbages, and the other shoe in the potatoes.
AFTER losing them, he ran on four legs and went faster, so that I think he might have got away altogether if he had not unfortunately run into a gooseberry net, and got caught by the large buttons on his jacket. It was a blue jacket with brass buttons, quite new.
AFTER losing them, he ran on all fours and went faster, so I think he might have escaped completely if he hadn’t unfortunately run into a gooseberry net and gotten caught by the big buttons on his jacket. It was a blue jacket with brass buttons, brand new.
PETER gave himself up for lost, and shed big tears; but his sobs were overheard by some friendly sparrows, who flew to him in great excitement, and implored him to exert himself.
PETER gave up and cried hard; but some friendly sparrows overheard his sobs, flew over to him in a flurry, and urged him to pull himself together.
MR. McGREGOR came up with a sieve, which he intended to pop upon the top of Peter; but Peter wriggled out just in time, leaving his jacket behind him.
MR. McGREGOR came over with a sieve, planning to put it on top of Peter; but Peter wriggled out just in time, leaving his jacket behind.
AND rushed into the toolshed, and jumped into a can. It would have been a beautiful thing to hide in, if it had not had so much water in it.
AND rushed into the toolshed and jumped into a can. It would have been a perfect spot to hide in, if it hadn’t been so full of water.
MR. McGREGOR was quite sure that Peter was somewhere in the toolshed, perhaps hidden underneath a flower-pot. He began to turn them over carefully, looking under each.
MR. McGREGOR was pretty sure that Peter was in the toolshed somewhere, maybe hiding under a flowerpot. He started to carefully flip them over, checking underneath each one.
Presently Peter sneezed—"Kertyschoo!" Mr. McGregor was after him in no time,
Presently, Peter sneezed—"Kertyschoo!" Mr. McGregor was after him in no time,
AND tried to put his foot upon Peter, who jumped out of a window, upsetting three plants. The window was too small for Mr. McGregor, and he was tired of running after Peter. He went back to his work.
AND tried to step on Peter, who jumped out of a window, knocking over three plants. The window was too small for Mr. McGregor, and he was fed up with chasing Peter. He returned to his work.
PETER sat down to rest; he was out of breath and trembling with fright, and he had not the least idea which way to go. Also he was very damp with sitting in that can.
PETER sat down to catch his breath; he was out of breath and shaking with fear, and he didn’t have a clue which way to go. He was also quite wet from sitting in that can.
After a time he began to wander about, going lippity—lippity—not very fast, and looking all around.
After a while, he started to wander around, moving slowly and looking everywhere.
HE found a door in a wall; but it was locked, and there was no room for a fat little rabbit to squeeze underneath.
He found a door in a wall, but it was locked, and there wasn’t enough space for a chubby little rabbit to slip underneath.
An old mouse was running in and out over the stone doorstep, carrying peas and beans to her family in the wood. Peter asked her the way to the gate, but she had such a large pea in her mouth that she could not answer. She only shook her head at him. Peter began to cry.
An old mouse was scurrying back and forth over the stone doorstep, bringing peas and beans to her family in the woods. Peter asked her how to get to the gate, but she had such a big pea in her mouth that she couldn't answer. She just shook her head at him. Peter started to cry.
THEN he tried to find his way straight across the garden, but he became more and more puzzled. Presently, he came to a pond where Mr. McGregor filled his water-cans. A white cat was staring at some gold-fish; she sat very, very still, but now and then the tip of her tail twitched as if it were alive. Peter thought it best to go away without speaking to her; he had heard about cats from his cousin, little Benjamin Bunny.
THEN he tried to walk straight across the garden, but he got more and more confused. Eventually, he came to a pond where Mr. McGregor filled his watering cans. A white cat was staring at some goldfish; she sat completely still, but now and then the tip of her tail twitched as if it was alive. Peter thought it would be best to leave without saying anything to her; he had heard about cats from his cousin, little Benjamin Bunny.
HE went back towards the tool-shed, but suddenly, quite close to him, he heard the noise of a hoe—scr-r-ritch, scratch, scratch, scritch. Peter
HE went back toward the tool shed, but suddenly, right next to him, he heard the sound of a hoe—scr-r-ritch, scratch, scratch, scritch. Peter
scuttered underneath the bushes. But presently, as nothing happened, he came out, and climbed upon a wheelbarrow, and peeped over. The first thing he saw was Mr. McGregor hoeing onions. His back was turned towards Peter, and beyond him was the gate!
scuttered underneath the bushes. But soon, as nothing happened, he came out, climbed onto a wheelbarrow, and peeked over. The first thing he saw was Mr. McGregor hoeing onions. His back was turned towards Peter, and beyond him was the gate!
PETER got down very quietly off the wheelbarrow, and started running as fast as he could go, along a straight walk behind some black-currant bushes.
PETER quietly climbed off the wheelbarrow and started running as fast as he could down a straight path behind some blackcurrant bushes.
Mr. McGregor caught sight of him at the corner, but Peter did not care. He slipped underneath the gate, and was safe at last in the wood outside the garden.
Mr. McGregor spotted him at the corner, but Peter didn't mind. He slipped under the gate and was finally safe in the woods outside the garden.
MR. McGREGOR hung up the little jacket and the shoes for a scare-crow to frighten the blackbirds.
MR. McGREGOR hung up the small jacket and shoes for a scarecrow to scare away the blackbirds.
PETER never stopped running or looked behind him till he got home to the big fir-tree.
PETER never stopped running or looked back until he reached home by the big fir tree.
He was so tired that he flopped down upon the nice soft sand on the floor of the rabbit-hole, and shut his eyes. His mother was busy cooking; she wondered what he had done with his clothes. It was the second little jacket and pair of shoes that Peter had lost in a fortnight!
He was so exhausted that he collapsed onto the nice soft sand on the floor of the rabbit hole and closed his eyes. His mom was busy cooking; she wondered what he had done with his clothes. It was the second little jacket and pair of shoes that Peter had lost in two weeks!
I AM sorry to say that Peter was not very well during the evening.
I’m sorry to say that Peter wasn’t feeling well during the evening.
His mother put him to bed, and made some camomile tea; and she gave a dose of it to Peter!
His mom tucked him in and made some chamomile tea; then she gave a dose of it to Peter!
"One table-spoonful to be taken at bed-time."
"Take one tablespoon before bed."
BUT Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail had bread and milk and blackberries, for supper.
BUT Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail had bread and milk and blackberries for dinner.
THE END
THE TALE OF BENJAMIN BUNNY
FOR THE CHILDREN OF SAWREY FROM OLD MR. BUNNY
ONE morning a little rabbit sat on a bank.
ONE morning a little rabbit sat on a riverbank.
He pricked his ears and listened to the trit-trot, trit-trot of a pony.
He perked up his ears and listened to the clip-clop, clip-clop of a pony.
A gig was coming along the road; it was driven by Mr. McGregor, and beside him sat Mrs. McGregor in her best bonnet.
A carriage was coming down the road; it was being driven by Mr. McGregor, and sitting next to him was Mrs. McGregor in her nicest hat.
AS soon as they had passed, little Benjamin Bunny slid down into the road, and set off—with a hop, skip and a jump—to call upon his relations, who lived in the wood at the back of Mr. McGregor's garden.
As soon as they were gone, little Benjamin Bunny hopped down into the road and set off—with a hop, skip, and a jump—to visit his relatives, who lived in the woods behind Mr. McGregor's garden.
THAT wood was full of rabbit holes; and in the neatest sandiest hole of all, cousins—Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail and Peter.
THAT wood was full of rabbit holes; and in the neatest, sandiest hole of all, there were cousins—Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail, and Peter.
Old Mrs. Rabbit was a widow; she earned her living by knitting
rabbit-wool mittens and muffetees (I once bought a pair at a bazaar).
She also sold herbs, and rosemary tea, and rabbit-tobacco (which is what
WE call lavender).
Old Mrs. Rabbit was a widow; she made a living by knitting
rabbit-wool mittens and muffetees (I once bought a pair at a craft fair).
She also sold herbs, rosemary tea, and rabbit-tobacco (which is what
we call lavender).
LITTLE Benjamin did not very much want to see his Aunt.
LITTLE Benjamin didn’t really want to see his Aunt.
He came round the back of the fir-tree, and nearly tumbled upon the top of his Cousin Peter.
He came around the back of the fir tree and almost tripped over his Cousin Peter.
PETER was sitting by himself. He looked poorly, and was dressed in a red cotton pocket-handkerchief.
PETER was sitting alone. He looked unwell and was wearing a red cotton handkerchief.
"Peter,"—said little Benjamin, in a whisper—"who has got your clothes?"
"Peter,"—little Benjamin said quietly—"who has your clothes?"
PETER replied—"The scarecrow in Mr. McGregor's garden," and described how he had been chased about the garden, and had dropped his shoes and coat.
PETER replied, "The scarecrow in Mr. McGregor's garden," and explained how he had been chased around the garden and had dropped his shoes and coat.
Little Benjamin sat down beside his cousin, and assured him that Mr. McGregor had gone out in a gig, and Mrs. McGregor also; and certainly for the day, because she was wearing her best bonnet.
Little Benjamin sat down next to his cousin and told him that Mr. McGregor had left in a carriage, and Mrs. McGregor was out too; and definitely for the day, because she was wearing her best hat.
PETER said he hoped that it would rain.
PETER said he hoped it would rain.
At this point, old Mrs. Rabbit's voice was heard inside the rabbit hole calling—"Cotton-tail! Cotton-tail! fetch some more camomile!"
At this point, old Mrs. Rabbit's voice came from inside the rabbit hole calling—"Cotton-tail! Cotton-tail! get some more chamomile!"
Peter said he thought he might feel better if he went for a walk.
Peter said he thought he might feel better if he took a walk.
THEY went away hand in hand, and got upon the flat top of the wall at the bottom of the wood. From here they looked down into Mr. McGregor's garden. Peter's coat and shoes were plainly to be seen upon the scarecrow, topped with an old tam-o-shanter of Mr. McGregor's.
THEY walked away hand in hand and climbed up onto the flat top of the wall at the edge of the woods. From there, they looked down into Mr. McGregor's garden. Peter's coat and shoes were clearly visible on the scarecrow, which was topped with an old tam-o-shanter belonging to Mr. McGregor.
LITTLE Benjamin said, "It spoils people's clothes to squeeze under a gate; the proper way to get in, is to climb down a pear tree."
LITTLE Benjamin said, "It ruins people's clothes to squeeze under a gate; the best way to get in is to climb down a pear tree."
Peter fell down head first; but it was of no consequence, as the bed below was newly raked and quite soft.
Peter fell down head first, but it didn’t matter since the bed below was freshly made and really soft.
IT had been sown with lettuces.
It had been planted with lettuce.
They left a great many odd little foot-marks all over the bed, especially little Benjamin, who was wearing clogs.
They left a lot of strange little footprints all over the bed, especially little Benjamin, who was wearing clogs.
LITTLE Benjamin said that the first thing to be done was to get back Peter's clothes, in order that they might be able to use the pocket handkerchief.
LITTLE Benjamin said that the first thing to do was to get Peter's clothes back so they could use the pocket handkerchief.
They took them off the scarecrow. There had been rain during the night; there was water in the shoes, and the coat was somewhat shrunk.
They took them off the scarecrow. It had rained during the night; there was water in the shoes, and the coat was a bit shrunk.
Benjamin tried on the tam-o-shanter, but it was too big for him.
Benjamin tried on the tam-o'-shanter, but it was too big for him.
THEN he suggested that they should fill the pocket-handkerchief with onions, as a little present for his Aunt.
THEN he suggested that they should fill the handkerchief with onions as a little gift for his Aunt.
Peter did not seem to be enjoying himself; he kept hearing noises.
Peter didn't seem to be having a good time; he kept hearing sounds.
BENJAMIN, on the contrary, was perfectly at home, and ate a lettuce leaf. He said that he was in the habit of coming to the garden with his father to get lettuces for their Sunday dinner.
BENJAMIN, on the other hand, felt completely at home and ate a lettuce leaf. He mentioned that he usually came to the garden with his father to pick lettuces for their Sunday dinner.
(The name of little Benjamin's papa was old Mr. Benjamin Bunny.)
(The name of little Benjamin's dad was old Mr. Benjamin Bunny.)
The lettuces certainly were very fine.
The lettuces were definitely really nice.
PETER did not eat anything; he said he should like to go home. Presently he dropped half the onions.
PETER didn’t eat anything; he said he wanted to go home. Soon after, he dropped half the onions.
LITTLE Benjamin said that it was not possible to get back up the pear-tree, with a load of vegetables. He led the way boldly towards the other end of the garden. They went along a little walk on planks, under a sunny red-brick wall.
LITTLE Benjamin said that it was impossible to climb back up the pear tree with a load of vegetables. He confidently led the way to the other end of the garden. They walked along a path made of planks, beneath a sunny red-brick wall.
The mice sat on their door-steps cracking cherry-stones, they winked at
Peter Rabbit and little Benjamin Bunny.
The mice sat on their doorsteps cracking cherry pits, and they winked at
Peter Rabbit and little Benjamin Bunny.
PRESENTLY Peter let the pocket-handkerchief go again.
PRESENTLY Peter let the handkerchief go again.
THEY got amongst flower-pots, and frames and tubs; Peter heard noises worse than ever, his eyes were as big as lolly-pops!
THEY got among flower pots, frames, and tubs; Peter heard noises worse than ever, and his eyes were as big as lollipops!
He was a step or two in front of his cousin, when he suddenly stopped.
He was a step or two ahead of his cousin when he suddenly halted.
THIS is what those little rabbits saw round that corner!
THIS is what those little rabbits saw around that corner!
Little Benjamin took one look, and then, in half a minute less than no time, he hid himself and Peter and the onions underneath a large basket….
Little Benjamin took one look, and then, in less than no time, he hid himself, Peter, and the onions under a large basket….
THE cat got up and stretched herself, and came and sniffed at the basket.
THE cat got up, stretched, and came over to sniff at the basket.
Perhaps she liked the smell of onions!
Perhaps she liked the scent of onions!
Anyway, she sat down upon the top of the basket.
Anyway, she sat down on top of the basket.
SHE sat there for FIVE HOURS.
SHE sat there for 5 HOURS.
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I cannot draw you a picture of Peter and Benjamin underneath the basket, because it was quite dark, and because the smell of onions was fearful; it made Peter Rabbit and little Benjamin cry.
I can’t give you a picture of Peter and Benjamin under the basket because it was really dark, and the smell of onions was overwhelming; it made Peter Rabbit and little Benjamin cry.
The sun got round behind the wood, and it was quite late in the afternoon; but still the cat sat upon the basket.
The sun went down behind the trees, and it was getting pretty late in the afternoon; but the cat was still sitting on the basket.
AT length there was a pitter-patter, pitter-patter, and some bits of mortar fell from the wall above.
AT length there was a light tapping sound, and some pieces of mortar fell from the wall above.
The cat looked up and saw old Mr. Benjamin Bunny prancing along the top of the wall of the upper terrace.
The cat looked up and saw old Mr. Benjamin Bunny hopping along the top of the wall of the upper terrace.
He was smoking a pipe of rabbit-tobacco, and had a little switch in his hand.
He was smoking a pipe filled with rabbit tobacco and had a small switch in his hand.
He was looking for his son.
He was searching for his son.
OLD Mr. Bunny had no opinion whatever of cats.
OLD Mr. Bunny had no opinion at all about cats.
He took a tremendous jump off the top of the wall on to the top of the cat, and cuffed it off the basket, and kicked it into the garden-house, scratching off a handful of fur.
He jumped hard off the top of the wall onto the cat, knocked it out of the basket, and kicked it into the garden shed, scraping off a handful of fur.
The cat was too much surprised to scratch back.
The cat was too surprised to scratch back.
WHEN old Mr. Bunny had driven the cat into the green-house, he locked the door.
WHEN old Mr. Bunny had chased the cat into the greenhouse, he locked the door.
Then he came back to the basket and took out his son Benjamin by the ears, and whipped him with the little switch.
Then he returned to the basket, grabbed his son Benjamin by the ears, and spanked him with a small stick.
Then he took out his nephew Peter.
Then he took his nephew Peter out.
THEN he took out the handkerchief of onions, and marched out of the garden.
THEN he pulled out the handkerchief of onions and walked out of the garden.
When Mr. McGregor returned about half an hour later, he observed several things which perplexed him.
When Mr. McGregor came back about half an hour later, he noticed several things that confused him.
It looked as though some person had been walking all over the garden in a pair of clogs—only the foot-marks were too ridiculously little!
It seemed like someone had been stomping around the garden in a pair of clogs—except the footprints were way too small!
Also he could not understand how the cat could have managed to shut herself up INSIDE the green-house, locking the door upon the OUTSIDE.
Also, he couldn’t figure out how the cat managed to lock herself inside the greenhouse, shutting the door from the outside.
WHEN Peter got home, his mother forgave him, because she was so glad to see that he had found his shoes and coat. Cotton-tail and Peter folded up the pocket-handkerchief, and old Mrs. Rabbit strung up the onions and hung them from the kitchen ceiling, with the rabbit-tobacco.
WHEN Peter got home, his mom forgave him because she was so happy to see that he had found his shoes and coat. Cotton-tail and Peter folded up the handkerchief, and old Mrs. Rabbit strung up the onions and hung them from the kitchen ceiling, along with the rabbit tobacco.
THE END
THE TALE OF THE FLOPSY BUNNIES
FOR ALL LITTLE FRIENDS OF MR. McGREGOR & PETER & BENJAMIN
FOR ALL THE LITTLE FRIENDS OF MR. McGREGOR, PETER, AND BENJAMIN
IT is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is "soporific."
IT is said that eating too much lettuce makes you feel sleepy.
I have never felt sleepy after eating lettuces; but then I am not a rabbit.
I have never felt sleepy after eating lettuce; but then I am not a rabbit.
They certainly had a very soporific effect upon the Flopsy Bunnies!
They definitely had a really sleepy effect on the Flopsy Bunnies!
WHEN Benjamin Bunny grew up, he married his Cousin Flopsy. They had a large family, and they were very improvident and cheerful.
WHEN Benjamin Bunny grew up, he married his cousin Flopsy. They had a big family, and they were very carefree and happy.
I do not remember the separate names of their children; they were generally called the "Flopsy Bunnies."
I don’t remember the individual names of their kids; they were mostly referred to as the "Flopsy Bunnies."
AS there was not always quite enough to eat,—Benjamin used to borrow cabbages from Flopsy's brother, Peter Rabbit, who kept a nursery garden.
As there wasn't always enough food to eat, Benjamin would borrow cabbages from Flopsy's brother, Peter Rabbit, who had a nursery garden.
SOMETIMES Peter Rabbit had no cabbages to spare.
SOMETIMES Peter Rabbit had no cabbages to share.
WHEN this happened, the Flopsy Bunnies went across the field to a rubbish heap, in the ditch outside Mr. McGregor's garden.
WHEN this happened, the Flopsy Bunnies went across the field to a junk pile in the ditch outside Mr. McGregor's garden.
MR. McGREGOR'S rubbish heap was a mixture. There were jam pots and paper bags, and mountains of chopped grass from the mowing machine (which always tasted oily), and some rotten vegetable marrows and an old boot or two. One day—oh joy!—there were a quantity of overgrown lettuces, which had "shot" into flower.
MR. McGREGOR'S junk pile was a mix of things. There were jam jars and paper bags, heaps of cut grass from the mower (which always tasted oily), some spoiled zucchini, and a couple of old boots. One day—oh joy!—there was a bunch of overgrown lettuce that had gone to seed.
THE Flopsy Bunnies simply stuffed lettuces. By degrees, one after another, they were overcome with slumber, and lay down in the mown grass.
THE Flopsy Bunnies just stuffed themselves with lettuce. Slowly, one by one, they were overwhelmed with sleep and lay down in the cut grass.
Benjamin was not so much overcome as his children. Before going to sleep he was sufficiently wide awake to put a paper bag over his head to keep off the flies.
Benjamin was not as overwhelmed as his children. Before going to sleep, he was alert enough to put a paper bag over his head to keep the flies away.
THE little Flopsy Bunnies slept delightfully in the warm sun. From the lawn beyond the garden came the distant clacketty sound of the mowing machine. The blue-bottles buzzed about the wall, and a little old mouse picked over the rubbish among the jam pots.
THE little Flopsy Bunnies slept peacefully in the warm sun. From the lawn beyond the garden came the distant clattering sound of the lawn mower. The bluebottles buzzed around the wall, and a little old mouse rummaged through the trash among the jam jars.
(I can tell you her name, she was called Thomasina Tittlemouse, a woodmouse with a long tail.)
(I can tell you her name; she was called Thomasina Tittlemouse, a wood mouse with a long tail.)
SHE rustled across the paper bag, and awakened Benjamin Bunny.
SHE rustled the paper bag and woke up Benjamin Bunny.
The mouse apologized profusely, and said that she knew Peter Rabbit.
The mouse apologized a lot and said that she knew Peter Rabbit.
WHILE she and Benjamin were talking, close under the wall, they heard a heavy tread above their heads; and suddenly Mr. McGregor emptied out a sackful of lawn mowings right upon the top of the sleeping Flopsy Bunnies! Benjamin shrank down under his paper bag. The mouse hid in a jam pot.
WHILE she and Benjamin were talking, close to the wall, they heard a heavy thudding above them; and suddenly Mr. McGregor dumped a sackful of grass clippings right on top of the sleeping Flopsy Bunnies! Benjamin crouched down under his paper bag. The mouse hid in a jam jar.
THE little rabbits smiled sweetly in their sleep under the shower of grass; they did not awake because the lettuces had been so soporific.
THE little rabbits smiled sweetly in their sleep under the shower of grass; they did not wake because the lettuces had been so relaxing.
They dreamt that their mother Flopsy was tucking them up in a hay bed.
They dreamed that their mom Flopsy was tucking them in on a bed of hay.
Mr. McGregor looked down after emptying his sack. He saw some funny little brown tips of ears sticking up through the lawn mowings. He stared at them for some time.
Mr. McGregor looked down after emptying his sack. He saw some funny little brown tips of ears sticking up through the grass clippings. He stared at them for a while.
PRESENTLY a fly settled on one of them and it moved.
PRESENTLY, a fly landed on one of them, and it moved.
Mr. McGregor climbed down on to the rubbish heap—
Mr. McGregor climbed down onto the trash heap—
"One, two, three, four! five! six leetle rabbits!" said he as he dropped them into his sack. The Flopsy Bunnies dreamt that their mother was turning them over in bed. They stirred a little in their sleep, but still they did not wake up.
"One, two, three, four! five! six little rabbits!" he said as he put them into his bag. The Flopsy Bunnies dreamed that their mom was turning them over in bed. They moved a bit in their sleep, but they still didn’t wake up.
MR. McGREGOR tied up the sack and left it on the wall.
MR. McGREGOR tied up the bag and left it on the wall.
He went to put away the mowing machine.
He went to put away the lawnmower.
WHILE he was gone, Mrs. Flopsy Bunny (who had remained at home) came across the field.
WHILE he was away, Mrs. Flopsy Bunny (who had stayed home) crossed the field.
She looked suspiciously at the sack and wondered where everybody was?
She looked suspiciously at the bag and wondered where everyone was.
THEN the mouse came out of her jam pot, and Benjamin took the paper bag off his head, and they told the doleful tale.
THEN the mouse came out of her jam jar, and Benjamin took the paper bag off his head, and they shared the sad story.
Benjamin and Flopsy were in despair, they could not undo the string.
Benjamin and Flopsy were feeling hopeless; they couldn't untie the string.
But Mrs. Tittlemouse was a resourceful person. She nibbled a hole in the bottom corner of the sack.
But Mrs. Tittlemouse was a clever person. She chewed a hole in the bottom corner of the sack.
THE little rabbits were pulled out and pinched to wake them.
THE little rabbits were pulled out and pinched to wake them up.
Their parents stuffed the empty sack with three rotten vegetable marrows, an old blacking-brush and two decayed turnips.
Their parents filled the empty sack with three rotten zucchinis, an old shoe brush, and two spoiled turnips.
THEN they all hid under a bush and watched for Mr. McGregor.
THEN they all hid under a bush and watched for Mr. McGregor.
MR. McGREGOR came back and picked up the sack, and carried it off.
MR. McGREGOR came back and grabbed the sack, then carried it away.
He carried it hanging down, as if it were rather heavy.
He carried it down, as if it were pretty heavy.
The Flopsy Bunnies followed at a safe distance.
The Flopsy Bunnies trailed behind at a safe distance.
THEY watched him go into his house.
THEY watched him enter his house.
And then they crept up to the window to listen.
And then they quietly approached the window to listen.
MR. McGREGOR threw down the sack on the stone floor in a way that would have been extremely painful to the Flopsy Bunnies, if they had happened to have been inside it.
MR. McGREGOR dropped the sack onto the stone floor in a way that would have hurt the Flopsy Bunnies a lot, if they had happened to be inside it.
They could hear him drag his chair on the flags, and chuckle—
They could hear him dragging his chair on the pavement and laughing—
"One, two, three, four, five, six leetle rabbits!" said Mr. McGregor.
"One, two, three, four, five, six little rabbits!" said Mr. McGregor.
"EH? What's that? What have they been spoiling now?" enquired Mrs.
McGregor.
"Eh? What's going on? What have they messed up this time?" asked Mrs.
McGregor.
"One, two, three, four, five, six leetle fat rabbits!" repeated Mr.
McGregor, counting on his fingers—"one, two, three—"
"One, two, three, four, five, six little fat rabbits!" repeated Mr.
McGregor, counting on his fingers—"one, two, three—"
"Don't you be silly; what do you mean, you silly old man?"
"Don't be ridiculous; what do you mean, you silly old man?"
"In the sack! one, two, three, four, five, six!" replied Mr. McGregor.
"In the bag! One, two, three, four, five, six!" replied Mr. McGregor.
(The youngest Flopsy Bunny got upon the window-sill.)
(The youngest Flopsy Bunny climbed onto the window sill.)
MRS. McGREGOR took hold of the sack and felt it. She said she could feel six, but they must be OLD rabbits, because they were so hard and all different shapes.
MRS. McGREGOR grabbed the sack and examined it. She said she could feel six rabbits, but they must be OLD ones because they were so tough and all different shapes.
"Not fit to eat; but the skins will do fine to line my old cloak."
"Not good to eat; but the skins will work well to line my old coat."
"Line your old cloak?" shouted Mr. McGregor—"I shall sell them and buy myself baccy!"
"Line your old cloak?" shouted Mr. McGregor—"I’ll sell them and buy myself some tobacco!"
"Rabbit tobacco! I shall skin them and cut off their heads."
"Rabbit tobacco! I’m going to skin them and take off their heads."
MRS. McGREGOR untied the sack and put her hand inside.
MRS. McGREGOR untied the bag and put her hand inside.
When she felt the vegetables she became very very angry. She said that
Mr. McGregor had "done it a purpose."
When she touched the vegetables, she got really, really angry. She said that
Mr. McGregor had "done it on purpose."
AND Mr. McGregor was very angry too. One of the rotten marrows came flying through the kitchen window, and hit the youngest Flopsy Bunny.
AND Mr. McGregor was really angry too. One of the spoiled marrows flew through the kitchen window and hit the youngest Flopsy Bunny.
It was rather hurt.
It was pretty hurt.
THEN Benjamin and Flopsy thought that it was time to go home.
THEN Benjamin and Flopsy decided it was time to head home.
SO Mr. McGregor did not get his tobacco, and Mrs. McGregor did not get her rabbit skins.
SO Mr. McGregor didn't get his tobacco, and Mrs. McGregor didn't get her rabbit skins.
But next Christmas Thomasina Tittlemouse got a present of enough rabbit-wool to make herself a cloak and a hood, and a handsome muff and a pair of warm mittens.
But next Christmas, Thomasina Tittlemouse received a gift of enough rabbit wool to make herself a cloak and a hood, along with a lovely muff and a pair of warm mittens.
THE END
IN REMEMBRANCE OF "SAMMY," THE INTELLIGENT PINK-EYED REPRESENTATIVE OF A PERSECUTED (BUT IRREPRESSIBLE) RACE. AN AFFECTIONATE LITTLE FRIEND. AND MOST ACCOMPLISHED THIEF!
THE ROLY-POLY PUDDING
ONCE upon a time there was an old cat, called Mrs. Tabitha Twitchit, who was an anxious parent. She used to lose her kittens continually, and whenever they were lost they were always in mischief!
Once upon a time, there was an old cat named Mrs. Tabitha Twitchit, who was a worried parent. She often misplaced her kittens, and whenever they disappeared, they were always getting into trouble!
On baking day she determined to shut them up in a cupboard.
On baking day, she decided to lock them in a cupboard.
She caught Moppet and Mittens, but she could not find Tom.
She found Moppet and Mittens, but she couldn't locate Tom.
Mrs. Tabitha went up and down all over the house, mewing for Tom Kitten. She looked in the pantry under the staircase, and she searched the best spare bedroom that was all covered up with dust sheets. She went right upstairs and looked into the attics, but she could not find him anywhere.
Mrs. Tabitha went all over the house, calling for Tom Kitten. She checked the pantry under the staircase and searched the nice spare bedroom that was covered with dust sheets. She went all the way upstairs and looked in the attics, but she couldn't find him anywhere.
It was an old, old house, full of cupboards and passages. Some of the walls were four feet thick, and there used to be queer noises inside them, as if there might be a little secret staircase. Certainly there were odd little jagged doorways in the wainscot, and things disappeared at night—especially cheese and bacon.
It was an ancient house, filled with cabinets and hallways. Some of the walls were four feet thick, and strange noises could be heard coming from within them, as if there were a hidden staircase. There were definitely peculiar little jagged doorways in the wood paneling, and things would go missing at night—especially cheese and bacon.
Mrs. Tabitha became more and more distracted, and mewed dreadfully.
Mrs. Tabitha became increasingly distracted and meowed terribly.
While their mother was searching the house, Moppet and Mittens had got into mischief.
While their mom was searching the house, Moppet and Mittens had gotten into trouble.
The cupboard door was not locked, so they pushed it open and came out.
The cupboard door wasn't locked, so they pushed it open and stepped out.
They went straight to the dough which was set to rise in a pan before the fire.
They went right to the dough that was rising in a pan by the fire.
They patted it with their little soft paws—"Shall we make dear little muffins?" said Mittens to Moppet.
They patted it with their little soft paws—"Should we make some cute little muffins?" Mittens asked Moppet.
But just at that moment somebody knocked at the front door, and Moppet jumped into the flour barrel in a fright.
But just then, someone knocked at the front door, and Moppet jumped into the flour barrel in panic.
Mittens ran away to the dairy, and hid in an empty jar on the stone shelf where the milk pans stand.
Mittens ran away to the dairy and hid in an empty jar on the stone shelf where the milk pans are.
The visitor was a neighbor, Mrs. Ribby; she had called to borrow some yeast.
The visitor was a neighbor, Mrs. Ribby; she had come to borrow some yeast.
Mrs. Tabitha came downstairs mewing dreadfully—"Come in, Cousin Ribby, come in, and sit ye down! I'm in sad trouble, Cousin Ribby," said Tabitha, shedding tears. "I've lost my dear son Thomas; I'm afraid the rats have got him." She wiped her eyes with an apron.
Mrs. Tabitha came downstairs crying pitifully—"Come in, Cousin Ribby, come in, and sit down! I'm in terrible trouble, Cousin Ribby," said Tabitha, wiping away her tears. "I've lost my dear son Thomas; I'm afraid the rats have taken him." She dried her eyes with an apron.
"He's a bad kitten, Cousin Tabitha; he made a cat's cradle of my best bonnet last time I came to tea. Where have you looked for him?"
"He's a naughty kitten, Cousin Tabitha; he turned my best bonnet into a cat's cradle the last time I came for tea. Where have you searched for him?"
"All over the house! The rats are too many for me. What a thing it is to have an unruly family!" said Mrs. Tabitha Twitchit.
"All over the house! There are too many rats for me. What a hassle it is to have such a chaotic family!" said Mrs. Tabitha Twitchit.
"I'm not afraid of rats; I will help you to find him; and whip him too!
What is all that soot in the fender?"
"I'm not scared of rats; I'll help you find him and give him a good beating too!
What's all that soot in the fender?"
"The chimney wants sweeping—Oh, dear me, Cousin Ribby—now Moppet and
Mittens are gone!"
"The chimney needs sweeping—Oh, dear, Cousin Ribby—now Moppet and
Mittens are gone!"
"They have both got out of the cup-board!"
"They both got out of the cupboard!"
Ribby and Tabitha set to work to search the house thoroughly again. They poked under the beds with Ribby's umbrella, and they rummaged in cupboards. They even fetched a candle, and looked inside a clothes chest in one of the attics. They could not find anything, but once they heard a door bang and somebody scuttered downstairs.
Ribby and Tabitha got to work searching the house again. They poked under the beds with Ribby's umbrella and dug through the cupboards. They even got a candle and looked inside a clothes chest in one of the attics. They couldn't find anything, but at one point, they heard a door slam and someone hurried down the stairs.
"Yes, it is infested with rats," said Tabitha tearfully, "I caught seven young ones out of one hole in the back kitchen, and we had them for dinner last Saturday. And once I saw the old father rat—an enormous old rat, Cousin Ribby. I was just going to jump upon him, when he showed his yellow teeth at me and whisked down the hole."
"Yes, it's full of rats," Tabitha said tearfully. "I caught seven young ones from one hole in the back kitchen, and we had them for dinner last Saturday. And once I saw the old father rat—an enormous old rat, Cousin Ribby. I was just about to jump on him when he showed me his yellow teeth and darted down the hole."
"The rats get upon my nerves, Cousin Ribby," said Tabitha.
"The rats are driving me crazy, Cousin Ribby," said Tabitha.
Ribby and Tabitha searched and searched. They both heard a curious roly-poly noise under the attic floor. But there was nothing to be seen.
Ribby and Tabitha looked and looked. They both heard a strange roly-poly sound coming from under the attic floor. But there was nothing in sight.
They returned to the kitchen. "Here's one of your kittens at least," said Ribby, dragging Moppet out of the flour barrel.
They went back to the kitchen. "At least here's one of your kittens," said Ribby, pulling Moppet out of the flour barrel.
They shook the flour off her and set her down on the kitchen floor. She seemed to be in a terrible fright.
They shook the flour off her and set her down on the kitchen floor. She looked really scared.
"Oh! Mother, Mother," said Moppet, "there's been an old woman rat in the kitchen, and she's stolen some of the dough!"
"Oh! Mom, Mom," said Moppet, "there's been an old lady rat in the kitchen, and she's stolen some of the dough!"
The two cats ran to look at the dough pan. Sure enough there were marks of little scratching fingers, and a lump of dough was gone!
The two cats hurried over to check out the dough pan. Sure enough, there were traces of tiny scratching fingers, and a chunk of dough was missing!
"Which way did she go, Moppet?"
"Which way did she go, Moppet?"
But Moppet had been too much frightened to peep out of the barrel again.
But Moppet had been too scared to peek out of the barrel again.
Ribby and Tabitha took her with them to keep her safely in sight, while they went on with their search.
Ribby and Tabitha brought her along to keep her in view while they continued their search.
They went into the dairy.
They went into the store.
The first thing they found was Mittens, hiding in an empty jar.
The first thing they found was Mittens, hiding in an empty jar.
They tipped up the jar, and she scrambled out.
They tilted the jar, and she climbed out.
"Oh, Mother, Mother!" said Mittens—
"Oh, Mom, Mom!" said Mittens—
"Oh! Mother, Mother, there has been an old man rat in the dairy—a dreadful 'normous big rat, Mother; and he's stolen a pat of butter and the rolling-pin."
"Oh! Mom, Mom, there’s been a big old rat in the dairy—a really huge rat, Mom; and he’s stolen a stick of butter and the rolling pin."
Ribby and Tabitha looked at one another.
Ribby and Tabitha glanced at each other.
"A rolling-pin and butter! Oh, my poor son Thomas!" exclaimed Tabitha, wringing her paws.
"A rolling pin and butter! Oh, my poor son Thomas!" exclaimed Tabitha, wringing her hands.
"A rolling-pin?" said Ribby. "Did we not hear a roly-poly noise in the attic when we were looking into that chest?"
"A rolling pin?" Ribby asked. "Did we not hear a funny noise in the attic when we were looking into that chest?"
Ribby and Tabitha rushed upstairs again. Sure enough the roly-poly noise was still going on quite distinctly under the attic floor.
Ribby and Tabitha hurried upstairs once more. Sure enough, the rolly-polly noise was still clearly coming from under the attic floor.
"This is serious, Cousin Tabitha," said Ribby. "We must send for John
Joiner at once, with a saw."
"This is serious, Cousin Tabitha," said Ribby. "We need to call for John
Joiner right away, with a saw."
Now this is what had been happening to Tom Kitten, and it shows how very unwise it is to go up a chimney in a very old house, where a person does not know his way, and where there are enormous rats.
Now this is what was happening to Tom Kitten, and it shows how unwise it is to go up a chimney in a very old house, where someone doesn’t know their way, and where there are huge rats.
Tom Kitten did not want to be shut up in a cupboard. When he saw that his mother was going to bake, he determined to hide.
Tom Kitten didn’t want to be locked in a cupboard. When he noticed his mom was about to bake, he decided to hide.
He looked about for a nice convenient place, and he fixed upon the chimney.
He looked around for a good spot and decided on the chimney.
The fire had only just been lighted, and it was not hot; but there was a white choky smoke from the green sticks. Tom Kitten got upon the fender and looked up. It was a big old-fashioned fireplace.
The fire had just been started, and it wasn't hot yet; but there was a white, thick smoke coming from the green sticks. Tom Kitten climbed onto the fender and looked up. It was a large, old-fashioned fireplace.
The chimney itself was wide enough inside for a man to stand up and walk about. So there was plenty of room for a little Tom Cat.
The chimney was large enough inside for a man to stand up and move around. So there was plenty of space for a little Tom Cat.
He jumped right up into the fireplace, balancing himself upon the iron bar where the kettle hangs.
He jumped straight up into the fireplace, balancing on the iron bar where the kettle hangs.
Tom Kitten took another big jump off the bar, and landed on a ledge high up inside the chimney, knocking down some soot into the fender.
Tom Kitten took another big leap off the bar and landed on a ledge high up inside the chimney, scattering some soot onto the fender.
Tom Kitten coughed and choked with the smoke; he could hear the sticks beginning to crackle and burn in the fireplace down below. He made up his mind to climb right to the top, and get out on the slates, and try to catch sparrows.
Tom Kitten coughed and struggled with the smoke; he could hear the sticks starting to crackle and burn in the fireplace below. He decided to climb all the way to the top, get out on the roof, and try to catch sparrows.
"I cannot go back. If I slipped I might fall in the fire and singe my beautiful tail and my little blue jacket."
"I can't go back. If I slip, I might fall into the fire and burn my beautiful tail and my little blue jacket."
The chimney was a very big old-fashioned one. It was built in the days when people burnt logs of wood upon the hearth.
The chimney was a large, old-fashioned structure. It was made in the days when people burned logs on the fireplace.
The chimney stack stood up above the roof like a little stone tower, and the daylight shone down from the top, under the slanting slates that kept out the rain.
The chimney stack rose above the roof like a small stone tower, with sunlight streaming down from the top, underneath the slanted tiles that kept the rain out.
Tom Kitten was getting very frightened! He climbed up, and up, and up.
Tom Kitten was getting really scared! He climbed up, and up, and up.
Then he waded sideways through inches of soot. He was like a little sweep himself.
Then he stepped sideways through inches of soot. He looked just like a little chimney sweep himself.
It was most confusing in the dark. One flue seemed to lead into another.
It was really confusing in the dark. One flue seemed to connect to another.
There was less smoke, but Tom Kitten felt quite lost.
There was less smoke, but Tom Kitten felt pretty lost.
He scrambled up and up; but before he reached the chimney top he came to a place where somebody had loosened a stone in the wall. There were some mutton bones lying about—
He climbed up and up; but before he got to the top of the chimney, he found a spot where someone had loosened a stone in the wall. There were some mutton bones scattered around—
"This seems funny," said Tom Kitten. "Who has been gnawing bones up here in the chimney? I wish I had never come! And what a funny smell! It is something like mouse; only dreadfully strong. It makes me sneeze," said Tom Kitten.
"This is strange," said Tom Kitten. "Who has been chewing bones up here in the chimney? I wish I had never come! And what an odd smell! It's kind of like a mouse; only really strong. It makes me sneeze," said Tom Kitten.
He squeezed through the hole in the wall, and dragged himself along a most uncomfortably tight passage where there was scarcely any light.
He squeezed through the hole in the wall and dragged himself along a very cramped passage where there was barely any light.
He groped his way carefully for several yards; he was at the back of the skirting-board in the attic, where there is a little mark * in the picture.
He carefully felt his way for several yards; he was at the back of the baseboard in the attic, where there is a little mark * in the picture.
All at once he fell head over heels in the dark, down a hole, and landed on a heap of very dirty rags.
All of a sudden, he tripped and fell into the dark, down a hole, and landed in a pile of really dirty rags.
When Tom Kitten picked himself up and looked about him—he found himself in a place that he had never seen before, although he had lived all his life in the house.
When Tom Kitten got up and looked around, he found himself in a place he had never seen before, even though he had lived in the house his whole life.
It was a very small stuffy fusty room, with boards, and rafters, and cobwebs, and lath and plaster.
It was a really tiny, cramped room, with floorboards, beams, and cobwebs, and lath and plaster.
Opposite to him—as far away as he could sit—was an enormous rat.
Opposite him, as far away as he could get, was a huge rat.
"What do you mean by tumbling into my bed all covered with smuts?" said the rat, chattering his teeth.
"What do you mean by crashing into my bed all covered in dirt?" said the rat, chattering his teeth.
"Please sir, the chimney wants sweeping," said poor Tom Kitten.
"Please, sir, the chimney needs to be swept," said poor Tom Kitten.
"Anna Maria! Anna Maria!" squeaked the rat. There was a pattering noise and an old woman rat poked her head round a rafter.
"Anna Maria! Anna Maria!" squeaked the rat. There was a pattering noise and an old woman rat peeked her head around a rafter.
All in a minute she rushed upon Tom Kitten, and before he knew what was happening—
All of a sudden, she charged at Tom Kitten, and before he understood what was going on—
His coat was pulled off, and he was rolled up in a bundle, and tied with string in very hard knots.
His coat was taken off, and he was wrapped in a bundle, tied up with string in really tight knots.
Anna Maria did the tying. The old rat watched her and took snuff. When she had finished, they both sat staring at him with their mouths open.
Anna Maria did the tying. The old rat watched her and took snuff. When she was done, they both sat there staring at him with their mouths open.
"Anna Maria," said the old man rat (whose name was Samuel Whiskers),—"Anna Maria, make me a kitten dumpling roly-poly pudding for my dinner."
"Anna Maria," said the old rat (whose name was Samuel Whiskers),—"Anna Maria, make me a kitten dumpling roly-poly pudding for my dinner."
"It requires dough and a pat of butter, and a rolling-pin," said Anna
Maria, considering Tom Kitten with her head on one side.
"It needs dough and a stick of butter, and a rolling pin," said Anna
Maria, looking at Tom Kitten with her head tilted to one side.
"No," said Samuel Whiskers, "make it properly, Anna Maria, with breadcrumbs."
"No," said Samuel Whiskers, "make it right, Anna Maria, with breadcrumbs."
"Nonsense! Butter and dough," replied Anna Maria.
"Nonsense! Butter and dough," replied Anna Maria.
The two rats consulted together for a few minutes and then went away.
The two rats talked it over for a few minutes and then left.
Samuel Whiskers got through a hole in the wainscot, and went boldly down the front staircase to the dairy to get the butter. He did not meet anybody.
Samuel Whiskers squeezed through a hole in the wall paneling and confidently made his way down the front stairs to the dairy to grab the butter. He didn’t run into anyone.
He made a second journey for the rolling-pin. He pushed it in front of him with his paws, like a brewer's man trundling a barrel.
He went back for the rolling pin. He pushed it ahead of him with his paws, like a brewery worker rolling a barrel.
He could hear Ribby and Tabitha talking, but they were busy lighting the candle to look into the chest.
He could hear Ribby and Tabitha chatting, but they were focused on lighting the candle to check inside the chest.
They did not see him.
They didn't see him.
Anna Maria went down by way of the skirting-board and a window shutter to the kitchen to steal the dough.
Anna Maria went down along the baseboard and a window shutter to the kitchen to steal the dough.
She borrowed a small saucer, and scooped up the dough with her paws.
She grabbed a small plate and scooped up the dough with her hands.
She did not observe Moppet.
She didn't notice Moppet.
While Tom Kitten was left alone under the floor of the attic, he wriggled about and tried to mew for help.
While Tom Kitten was left alone under the attic floor, he squirmed around and tried to meow for help.
But his mouth was full of soot and cob-webs, and he was tied up in such very tight knots, he could not make anybody hear him.
But his mouth was filled with soot and spider webs, and he was tied up in such tight knots that he couldn’t make anyone hear him.
Except a spider, which came out of a crack in the ceiling and examined the knots critically, from a safe distance.
Except for a spider, which came out of a crack in the ceiling and looked at the knots closely, from a safe distance.
It was a judge of knots because it had a habit of tying up unfortunate blue-bottles. It did not offer to assist him.
It was a knot expert because it regularly caught unfortunate bluebottles. It didn’t offer to help him.
Tom Kitten wriggled and squirmed until he was quite exhausted.
Tom Kitten wriggled and squirmed until he was completely worn out.
Presently the rats came back and set to work to make him into a dumpling. First they smeared him with butter, and then they rolled him in the dough.
Presently, the rats returned and got to work on turning him into a dumpling. First, they slathered him with butter, and then they rolled him in the dough.
"Will not the string be very indigestible, Anna Maria?" inquired Samuel
Whiskers.
"Isn't that string going to be really hard to digest, Anna Maria?" asked Samuel
Whiskers.
Anna Maria said she thought that it was of no consequence; but she wished that Tom Kitten would hold his head still, as it disarranged the pastry. She laid hold of his ears.
Anna Maria said she thought it didn’t matter; but she wished Tom Kitten would keep his head still, as it messed up the pastry. She grabbed his ears.
Tom Kitten bit and spat, and mewed and wriggled; and the rolling-pin went roly-poly, roly; roly, poly, roly. The rats each held an end.
Tom Kitten bit, spat, meowed, and squirmed; and the rolling pin went roll-y poly, roll-y; roll-y poly, roll-y. The rats each held onto one end.
"His tail is sticking out! You did not fetch enough dough, Anna Maria."
"His tail is sticking out! You didn't bring back enough money, Anna Maria."
"I fetched as much as I could carry," replied Anna Maria.
"I gathered as much as I could carry," replied Anna Maria.
"I do not think"—said Samuel Whiskers, pausing to take a look at Tom
Kitten—"I do NOT think it will be a good pudding. It smells sooty."
"I don't think"—said Samuel Whiskers, stopping to glance at Tom
Kitten—"I do NOT think it's going to be a good pudding. It smells burnt."
Anna Maria was about to argue the point, when all at once there began to be other sounds up above—the rasping noise of a saw; and the noise of a little dog, scratching and yelping!
Anna Maria was about to make her case when suddenly, she started to hear other sounds above— the grating noise of a saw and the sound of a small dog scratching and barking!
The rats dropped the rolling-pin, and listened attentively.
The rats dropped the rolling pin and listened closely.
"We are discovered and interrupted, Anna Maria; let us collect our property,—and other people's,—and depart at once."
"We’ve been found and interrupted, Anna Maria; let’s gather our things—and everyone else's—and leave right away."
"I fear that we shall be obliged to leave this pudding."
"I’m afraid we’ll have to leave this pudding behind."
"But I am persuaded that the knots would have proved indigestible, whatever you may urge to the contrary."
"But I'm convinced that the knots would have been impossible to digest, no matter what you might say to argue otherwise."
"Come away at once and help me to tie up some mutton bones in a counterpane," said Anna Maria. "I have got half a smoked ham hidden in the chimney."
"Come here right away and help me tie up some mutton bones in a blanket," said Anna Maria. "I’ve got half a smoked ham hidden in the chimney."
So it happened that by the time John Joiner had got the plank up—there was nobody under the floor except the rolling-pin and Tom Kitten in a very dirty dumpling!
So it turned out that by the time John Joiner had lifted the plank—there was nobody under the floor except the rolling pin and Tom Kitten in a very messy dumpling!
But there was a strong smell of rats; and John Joiner spent the rest of the morning sniffing and whining, and wagging his tail, and going round and round with his head in the hole like a gimlet.
But there was a strong smell of rats, and John Joiner spent the rest of the morning sniffing, whining, wagging his tail, and going around in circles with his head in the hole like a drill.
Then he nailed the plank down again, and put his tools in his bag, and came downstairs.
Then he nailed the board down again, packed his tools in his bag, and came downstairs.
The cat family had quite recovered. They invited him to stay to dinner.
The cat family had pretty much recovered. They invited him to stay for dinner.
The dumpling had been peeled off Tom Kitten, and made separately into a bag pudding, with currants in it to hide the smuts.
The dumpling had been taken off Tom Kitten and made into a separate bag pudding, with currants added to cover up the stains.
They had been obliged to put Tom Kitten into a hot bath to get the butter off.
They had to put Tom Kitten in a hot bath to wash off the butter.
John Joiner smelt the pudding; but he regretted that he had not time to stay to dinner, because he had just finished making a wheel-barrow for Miss Potter, and she had ordered two hen-coops.
John Joiner smelled the pudding but regretted that he didn’t have time to stay for dinner because he had just finished making a wheelbarrow for Miss Potter, and she had ordered two hen coops.
And when I was going to the post late in the afternoon—I looked up the lane from the corner, and I saw Mr. Samuel Whiskers and his wife on the run, with big bundles on a little wheel-barrow, which looked very like mine.
And when I was heading to the post office in the late afternoon—I looked up the lane from the corner, and I saw Mr. Samuel Whiskers and his wife on the run, with large bundles on a little wheelbarrow that looked a lot like mine.
They were just turning in at the gate to the barn of Farmer Potatoes.
They were just pulling into the gate of Farmer Potatoes' barn.
Samuel Whiskers was puffing and out of breath. Anna Maria was still arguing in shrill tones.
Samuel Whiskers was out of breath and panting. Anna Maria was still arguing in loud, sharp tones.
She seemed to know her way, and she seemed to have a quantity of luggage.
She seemed to know where she was going, and she appeared to have a lot of luggage.
I am sure I never gave her leave to borrow my wheel-barrow!
I’m pretty sure I never let her borrow my wheelbarrow!
They went into the barn, and hauled their parcels with a bit of string to the top of the haymow.
They went into the barn and used a little bit of string to hoist their packages up to the top of the hayloft.
After that, there were no more rats for a long time at Tabitha
Twitchit's.
After that, there were no more rats for a long time at Tabitha
Twitchit's.
As for Farmer Potatoes, he has been driven nearly distracted. There are rats, and rats, and rats in his barn! They eat up the chicken food, and steal the oats and bran, and make holes in the meal bags.
As for Farmer Potatoes, he has been nearly driven crazy. There are rats, and rats, and more rats in his barn! They eat all the chicken feed, steal the oats and bran, and make holes in the bags of flour.
And they are all descended from Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Whiskers—children and grand-children and great great grand-children.
And they all come from Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Whiskers—children, grandchildren, and great-great-grandchildren.
There is no end to them!
There’s no end to these!
Moppet and Mittens have grown up into very good rat-catchers.
Moppet and Mittens have become really good at catching rats.
They go out rat-catching in the village, and they find plenty of employment. They charge so much a dozen, and earn their living very comfortably.
They go out catching rats in the village and find plenty of work. They charge a certain amount per dozen and make a comfortable living.
They hang up the rats' tails in a row or the barn door, to show how many they have caught—dozens and dozens of them.
They hang the rats' tails in a row on the barn door to show how many they've caught—dozens and dozens of them.
But Tom Kitten has always been afraid of a rat; he never durst face anything that is bigger than—
But Tom Kitten has always been afraid of a rat; he never dared to face anything that is bigger than—
A Mouse.
A mouse.
THE END
THE TALE OF MR. TOD
I HAVE made many books about well-behaved people. Now, for a change, I am going to make a story about two disagreeable people, called Tommy Brock and Mr. Tod. Nobody could call Mr. Tod "nice." The rabbits could not bear him; they could smell him half a mile off. He was of a wandering habit and he had foxey whiskers; they never knew where he would be next.
I’ve written a lot of books about well-behaved people. Now, for a change, I’m going to tell a story about two disagreeable characters, named Tommy Brock and Mr. Tod. No one could describe Mr. Tod as “nice.” The rabbits couldn’t stand him; they could smell him from half a mile away. He was a wanderer with fox-like whiskers; they never knew where he would appear next.
One day he was living in a stick-house in the coppice, causing terror to the family of old Mr. Benjamin Bouncer. Next day he moved into a pollard willow near the lake, frightening the wild ducks and the water rats.
One day, he was living in a small stick house in the thicket, scaring the family of old Mr. Benjamin Bouncer. The next day, he moved into a pollard willow by the lake, alarming the wild ducks and the water rats.
In winter and early spring he might generally be found in an earth amongst the rocks at the top of Bull Banks, under Oatmeal Crag.
In winter and early spring, he could usually be found in a burrow among the rocks at the top of Bull Banks, underneath Oatmeal Crag.
He had half a dozen houses, but he was seldom at home.
He had six houses, but he was rarely home.
The houses were not always empty when Mr. Tod moved OUT; because sometimes Tommy Brock moved IN; (without asking leave).
The houses weren’t always empty when Mr. Tod moved out; sometimes Tommy Brock would move in (without asking permission).
Tommy Brock was a short bristly fat waddling person with a grin; he grinned all over his face. He was not nice in his habits. He ate wasp nests and frogs and worms; and he waddled about by moonlight, digging things up.
Tommy Brock was a short, chubby guy with a scruffy appearance and a big grin; he had a smile that spread across his whole face. He didn't have great habits. He ate wasp nests, frogs, and worms, and he wandered around by the light of the moon, digging things up.
His clothes were very dirty; and as he slept in the day-time, he always went to bed in his boots. And the bed which he went to bed in, was generally Mr. Tod's.
His clothes were really dirty, and since he slept during the day, he always went to bed in his boots. And the bed he slept in was usually Mr. Tod's.
Now Tommy Brock did occasionally eat rabbit-pie; but it was only very little young ones occasionally, when other food was really scarce. He was friendly with old Mr. Bouncer; they agreed in disliking the wicked otters and Mr. Tod; they often talked over that painful subject.
Now Tommy Brock did occasionally eat rabbit pie, but it was only a little bit of young ones now and then, when other food was really hard to come by. He was on good terms with old Mr. Bouncer; they both shared a dislike for the malicious otters and Mr. Tod; they frequently discussed that troubling topic.
Old Mr. Bouncer was stricken in years. He sat in the spring sunshine outside the burrow, in a muffler; smoking a pipe of rabbit tobacco.
Old Mr. Bouncer was quite old. He sat in the spring sunshine outside the burrow, wearing a scarf and smoking a pipe filled with rabbit tobacco.
He lived with his son Benjamin Bunny and his daughter-in-law Flopsy, who had a young family. Old Mr. Bouncer was in charge of the family that afternoon, because Benjamin and Flopsy had gone out.
He lived with his son Benjamin Bunny and his daughter-in-law Flopsy, who had a young family. Old Mr. Bouncer was in charge that afternoon because Benjamin and Flopsy had gone out.
The little rabbit-babies were just old enough to open their blue eyes and kick. They lay in a fluffy bed of rabbit wool and hay, in a shallow burrow, separate from the main rabbit hole. To tell the truth—old Mr. Bouncer had forgotten them.
The little rabbit babies were just old enough to open their blue eyes and kick. They lay in a cozy bed of rabbit fur and hay, in a shallow burrow, separate from the main rabbit hole. To be honest—old Mr. Bouncer had forgotten about them.
He sat in the sun, and conversed cordially with Tommy Brock, who was passing through the wood with a sack and a little spud which he used for digging, and some mole traps. He complained bitterly about the scarcity of pheasants' eggs, and accused Mr. Tod of poaching them. And the otters had cleared off all the frogs while he was asleep in winter—"I have not had a good square meal for a fortnight, I am living on pig-nuts. I shall have to turn vegetarian and eat my own tail!" said Tommy Brock.
He sat in the sun, chatting amicably with Tommy Brock, who was walking through the woods with a sack, a small spade for digging, and some mole traps. He was complaining loudly about the lack of pheasant eggs and blamed Mr. Tod for poaching them. Plus, the otters had wiped out all the frogs while he was asleep during the winter. "I haven’t had a decent meal in two weeks; I’m surviving on pig-nuts. I might have to go vegetarian and eat my own tail!" Tommy Brock exclaimed.
It was not much of a joke, but it tickled old Mr. Bouncer; because Tommy
Brock was so fat and stumpy and grinning.
It wasn't much of a joke, but it amused old Mr. Bouncer; because Tommy
Brock was so heavy and short and grinning.
So old Mr. Bouncer laughed; and pressed Tommy Brock to come inside, to taste a slice of seed-cake and "a glass of my daughter Flopsy's cowslip wine." Tommy Brock squeezed himself into the rabbit hole with alacrity.
So old Mr. Bouncer laughed and urged Tommy Brock to come inside to try a slice of seed cake and "a glass of my daughter Flopsy's cowslip wine." Tommy Brock squeezed himself into the rabbit hole eagerly.
Then old Mr. Bouncer smoked another pipe, and gave Tommy Brock a cabbage leaf cigar which was so very strong that it made Tommy Brock grin more than ever; and the smoke filled the burrow. Old Mr. Bouncer coughed and laughed; and Tommy Brock puffed and grinned.
Then old Mr. Bouncer smoked another pipe and gave Tommy Brock a cabbage leaf cigar that was so strong it made Tommy Brock grin even more; the smoke filled the burrow. Old Mr. Bouncer coughed and laughed, while Tommy Brock puffed and grinned.
And Mr. Bouncer laughed and coughed, and shut his eyes because of the cabbage smoke……….
And Mr. Bouncer laughed and coughed, shutting his eyes because of the cabbage smoke……….
When Flopsy and Benjamin came back—old Mr. Bouncer woke up. Tommy Brock and all the young rabbit-babies had disappeared!
When Flopsy and Benjamin returned, old Mr. Bouncer woke up. Tommy Brock and all the little bunny babies were gone!
Mr. Bouncer would not confess that he had admitted anybody into the rabbit hole. But the smell of badger was undeniable; and there were round heavy footmarks in the sand. He was in disgrace; Flopsy wrung her ears, and slapped him.
Mr. Bouncer wouldn’t admit that he had let anyone into the rabbit hole. But the smell of badger was clear, and there were large, heavy footprints in the sand. He was in trouble; Flopsy wrung her ears and slapped him.
Benjamin Bunny set off at once after Tommy Brock.
Benjamin Bunny immediately took off after Tommy Brock.
There was not much difficulty in tracking him; he had left his foot-mark and gone slowly up the winding footpath through the wood. Here he had rooted up the moss and wood sorrel. There he had dug quite a deep hole for dog darnel; and had set a mole trap. A little stream crossed the way. Benjamin skipped lightly over dry-foot; the badger's heavy steps showed plainly in the mud.
There wasn't much trouble following him; he had left his footprints and made his way slowly up the winding footpath through the woods. Here he had uprooted the moss and wood sorrel. There, he had dug quite a deep hole for dog darnel and had set a mole trap. A small stream crossed the path. Benjamin hopped quickly over it; the badger's heavy footsteps were clearly visible in the mud.
The path led to a part of the thicket where the trees had been cleared; there were leafy oak stumps, and a sea of blue hyacinths—but the smell that made Benjamin stop, was not the smell of flowers!
The path led to a part of the thicket where the trees had been cleared; there were leafy oak stumps and a sea of blue hyacinths—but the smell that made Benjamin stop was not the smell of flowers!
Mr. Tod's stick house was before him and, for once, Mr. Tod was at home. There was not only a foxey flavour in proof of it—there was smoke coming out of the broken pail that served as a chimney.
Mr. Tod's stick house was in front of him, and for once, Mr. Tod was home. There was not just a fox-like smell to confirm it—there was smoke rising from the broken pail that acted as a chimney.
Benjamin Bunny sat up, staring; his whiskers twitched. Inside the stick house somebody dropped a plate, and said something. Benjamin stamped his foot, and bolted.
Benjamin Bunny sat up, staring; his whiskers twitched. Inside the stick house, someone dropped a plate and said something. Benjamin stamped his foot and took off.
He never stopped till he came to the other side of the wood. Apparently Tommy Brock had turned the same way. Upon the top of the wall, there were again the marks of badger; and some ravellings of a sack had caught on a briar.
He didn't stop until he reached the other side of the woods. It seemed Tommy Brock had gone the same way. On top of the wall, there were again badger tracks, and some shredded pieces of a sack were caught on a thorn bush.
Benjamin climbed over the wall, into a meadow. He found another mole trap newly set; he was still upon the track of Tommy Brock. It was getting late in the afternoon. Other rabbits were coming out to enjoy the evening air. One of them in a blue coat by himself, was busily hunting for dandelions.—"Cousin Peter! Peter Rabbit, Peter Rabbit!" shouted Benjamin Bunny.
Benjamin hopped over the wall and into a meadow. He spotted another freshly set mole trap; he was still on Tommy Brock's trail. It was getting late in the afternoon. Other rabbits were emerging to enjoy the evening air. One of them, wearing a blue coat, was actively searching for dandelions. —"Cousin Peter! Peter Rabbit, Peter Rabbit!" shouted Benjamin Bunny.
The blue coated rabbit sat up with pricked ears—
The blue-coated rabbit sat up with its ears perked—
"Whatever is the matter, Cousin Benjamin? Is it a cat? or John Stoat
Ferret?"
"What's wrong, Cousin Benjamin? Is it a cat? Or John Stoat
Ferret?"
"No, no, no! He's bagged my family—Tommy Brock—in a sack—have you seen him?"
"No, no, no! He’s captured my family—Tommy Brock—in a bag—have you seen him?"
"Tommy Brock? how many, Cousin Benjamin?"
"Tommy Brock? How many, Cousin Benjamin?"
"Seven, Cousin Peter, and all of them twins! Did he come this way?
Please tell me quick!"
"Seven, Cousin Peter, and they're all twins! Did he come this way?
Please let me know fast!"
"Yes, yes; not ten minutes since…. he said they were caterpillars; I did think they were kicking rather hard, for caterpillars."
"Yeah, yeah; it was only ten minutes ago... he said they were caterpillars; I really thought they were moving around pretty vigorously for caterpillars."
"Which way? which way has he gone, Cousin Peter?"
"Which way? Which way did he go, Cousin Peter?"
"He had a sack with something 'live in it; I watched him set a mole trap. Let me use my mind, Cousin Benjamin; tell me from the beginning." Benjamin did so.
"He had a bag with something alive in it; I watched him set a mole trap. Let me think this through, Cousin Benjamin; start from the beginning." Benjamin did so.
"My Uncle Bouncer has displayed a lamentable want of discretion for his years;" said Peter reflectively, "but there are two hopeful circumstances. Your family is alive and kicking; and Tommy Brock has had refreshment. He will probably go to sleep, and keep them for breakfast." "Which way?" "Cousin Benjamin, compose yourself. I know very well which way. Because Mr. Tod was at home in the stick-house he has gone to Mr. Tod's other house, at the top of Bull Banks. I partly know, because he offered to leave any message at Sister Cottontail's; he said he would be passing." (Cottontail had married a black rabbit, and gone to live on the hill).
"My Uncle Bouncer has really shown a disappointing lack of judgment for his age," Peter said thoughtfully, "but there are two encouraging things. Your family is doing just fine, and Tommy Brock has had something to eat. He'll likely fall asleep and save them for breakfast." "Which way?" "Cousin Benjamin, calm down. I know exactly which way. Since Mr. Tod was at home in the stick-house, he went to Mr. Tod's other place at the top of Bull Banks. I have an idea because he offered to leave any message at Sister Cottontail's; he mentioned he would be passing by." (Cottontail had married a black rabbit and moved to the hill).
Peter hid his dandelions, and accompanied the afflicted parent, who was all of a twitter. They crossed several fields and began to climb the hill; the tracks of Tommy Brock were plainly to be seen. He seemed to have put down the sack every dozen yards, to rest.
Peter hid his dandelions and went with the worried parent, who was really anxious. They crossed several fields and started climbing the hill; Tommy Brock's tracks were clearly visible. It looked like he had put down the sack every few yards to take a break.
"He must be very puffed; we are close behind him, by the scent. What a nasty person!" said Peter.
"He must be really winded; we're right behind him, following the smell. What a nasty person!" said Peter.
The sunshine was still warm and slanting on the hill pastures. Half way up, Cottontail was sitting in her doorway, with four or five half-grown little rabbits playing about her; one black and the others brown.
The sunlight was still warm and slanting across the hillside pastures. Halfway up, Cottontail was sitting in her doorway, with four or five young rabbits playing around her; one black and the others brown.
Cottontail had seen Tommy Brock passing in the distance. Asked whether her husband was at home she replied that Tommy Brock had rested twice while she watched him.
Cottontail had spotted Tommy Brock walking by in the distance. When asked if her husband was home, she said that Tommy Brock had paused twice while she kept an eye on him.
He had nodded, and pointed to the sack, and seemed doubled up with laughing.—"Come away, Peter; he will be cooking them; come quicker!" said Benjamin Bunny.
He nodded, pointed to the sack, and was almost doubled over with laughter. "Come on, Peter; he's going to cook them! Hurry up!" said Benjamin Bunny.
They climbed up and up;—"He was at home; I saw his black ears peeping out of the hole." "They live too near the rocks to quarrel with their neighbours. Come on Cousin Benjamin!"
They climbed higher and higher;—"He was at home; I saw his black ears poking out of the hole." "They live too close to the rocks to argue with their neighbors. Let's go, Cousin Benjamin!"
When they came near the wood at the top of Bull Banks, they went cautiously. The trees grew amongst heaped up rocks; and there, beneath a crag—Mr. Tod had made one of his homes. It was at the top of a steep bank; the rocks and bushes overhung it. The rabbits crept up carefully, listening and peeping.
When they approached the woods at the top of Bull Banks, they moved carefully. The trees stood among piled-up rocks, and beneath a cliff—Mr. Tod had made one of his homes. It was perched at the top of a steep bank; the rocks and bushes loomed over it. The rabbits crept up quietly, listening and peeking.
This house was something between a cave, a prison, and a tumble-down pig-stye. There was a strong door, which was shut and locked.
This house was a mix of a cave, a jail, and a rundown pigsty. There was a sturdy door that was shut and locked.
The setting sun made the window panes glow like red flame; but the kitchen fire was not alight. It was neatly laid with dry sticks, as the rabbits could see, when they peeped through the window.
The setting sun made the window panes shine like red flames, but the kitchen fire wasn't lit. It was neatly arranged with dry sticks, as the rabbits could see when they peeked through the window.
Benjamin sighed with relief.
Benjamin breathed a sigh of relief.
But there were preparations upon the kitchen table which made him shudder. There was an immense empty pie-dish of blue willow pattern, and a large carving knife and fork, and a chopper.
But there were things on the kitchen table that made him shudder. There was a huge empty pie dish with a blue willow pattern, a large carving knife and fork, and a cleaver.
At the other end of the table was a partly unfolded tablecloth, a plate, a tumbler, a knife and fork, salt-cellar, mustard and a chair—in short, preparations for one person's supper.
At the other end of the table was a partially unfolded tablecloth, a plate, a glass, a knife and fork, a salt shaker, mustard, and a chair—in short, all the setup for one person's dinner.
No person was to be seen, and no young rabbits. The kitchen was empty and silent; the clock had run down. Peter and Benjamin flattened their noses against the window, and stared into the dusk.
No one was in sight, and there were no young rabbits. The kitchen was empty and quiet; the clock had stopped. Peter and Benjamin pressed their noses against the window and gazed into the twilight.
Then they scrambled round the rocks to the other side of the house. It was damp and smelly, and over-grown with thorns and briars.
Then they hurried around the rocks to the other side of the house. It was damp and smelled bad, and overgrown with thorns and brambles.
The rabbits shivered in their shoes.
The rabbits trembled in their shoes.
"Oh my poor rabbit babies! What a dreadful place; I shall never see them again!" sighed Benjamin.
"Oh my poor baby rabbits! What a terrible place; I’ll never see them again!" sighed Benjamin.
They crept up to the bedroom window. It was closed and bolted like the kitchen. But there were signs that this window had been recently open; the cobwebs were disturbed, and there were fresh dirty footmarks upon the window-sill.
They quietly approached the bedroom window. It was shut and locked, just like the kitchen. But there were signs that this window had been recently opened; the cobwebs were disturbed, and there were fresh dirty footprints on the window sill.
The room inside was so dark, that at first they could make out nothing; but they could hear a noise—a slow deep regular snoring grunt. And as their eyes became accustomed to the darkness, they perceived that somebody was asleep on Mr. Tod's bed, curled up under the blanket.—"He has gone to bed in his boots," whispered Peter.
The room inside was so dark that at first, they couldn’t see anything; but they could hear a sound—a slow, deep, steady snoring grunt. As their eyes adjusted to the darkness, they realized that someone was sleeping on Mr. Tod's bed, curled up under the blanket. —"He went to bed in his boots," whispered Peter.
Benjamin, who was all of a twitter, pulled Peter off the window-sill.
Benjamin, who was really anxious, pulled Peter off the window-sill.
Tommy Brock's snores continued, grunty and regular from Mr. Tod's bed.
Nothing could be seen of the young family.
Tommy Brock's snores kept going, deep and steady from Mr. Tod's bed.
The young family was nowhere to be seen.
The sun had set; an owl began to hoot in the wood. There were many unpleasant things lying about, that had much better have been buried; rabbit bones and skulls, and chickens' legs and other horrors. It was a shocking place, and very dark.
The sun had gone down; an owl started hooting in the woods. There were a lot of disturbing things scattered around that should have been buried — rabbit bones and skulls, chicken legs, and other gruesome stuff. It was a freaky place, and really dark.
They went back to the front of the house, and tried in every way to move the bolt of the kitchen window. They tried to push up a rusty nail between the window sashes; but it was of no use, especially without a light.
They went back to the front of the house and tried every way to move the bolt of the kitchen window. They attempted to pry up a rusty nail between the window sashes, but it was pointless, especially without a light.
They sat side by side outside the window, whispering and listening.
They sat next to each other by the window, talking quietly and paying attention.
In half an hour the moon rose over the wood. It shone full and clear and cold, upon the house amongst the rocks, and in at the kitchen window. But alas, no little rabbit babies were to be seen!
In half an hour, the moon rose over the woods. It shone bright, clear, and cold, on the house among the rocks, and into the kitchen window. But unfortunately, no little bunny babies were to be seen!
The moonbeams twinkled on the carving knife and the pie dish, and made a path of brightness across the dirty floor.
The moonlight sparkled on the carving knife and the pie dish, creating a trail of light across the grimy floor.
The light showed a little door in a wall beside the kitchen fireplace—a little iron door belonging to a brick oven, of that old-fashioned sort that used to be heated with faggots of wood.
The light revealed a small door in the wall next to the kitchen fireplace—a little iron door connected to a brick oven, the kind that used to be heated with bundles of wood.
And presently at the same moment Peter and Benjamin noticed that whenever they shook the window—the little door opposite shook in answer. The young family were alive; shut up in the oven!
And right at that moment, Peter and Benjamin realized that whenever they shook the window, the little door across from them shook in response. The young family was alive, trapped in the oven!
Benjamin was so excited that it was a mercy he did not awake Tommy
Brock, whose snores continued solemnly in Mr. Tod's bed.
Benjamin was so excited that it was a relief he didn’t wake up Tommy
Brock, whose snores kept coming loudly from Mr. Tod's bed.
But there really was not very much comfort in the discovery. They could not open the window; and although the young family was alive—the little rabbits were quite incapable of letting themselves out; they were not old enough to crawl.
But there really wasn't much comfort in the discovery. They couldn't open the window; and although the young family was alive—the little rabbits were too young to let themselves out; they weren't old enough to crawl.
After much whispering, Peter and Benjamin decided to dig a tunnel. They began to burrow a yard or two lower down the bank. They hoped that they might be able to work between the large stones under the house; the kitchen floor was so dirty that it was impossible to say whether it was made of earth or flags.
After a lot of whispering, Peter and Benjamin decided to dig a tunnel. They started to dig a yard or two lower down the bank. They hoped to be able to work between the large stones under the house; the kitchen floor was so dirty that it was impossible to tell if it was made of dirt or tiles.
They dug and dug for hours. They could not tunnel straight on account of stones; but by the end of the night they were under the kitchen floor. Benjamin was on his back, scratching upwards. Peter's claws were worn down; he was outside the tunnel, shuffling sand away. He called out that it was morning—sunrise; and that the jays were making a noise down below in the woods.
They dug and dug for hours. They couldn't tunnel straight because of the stones; but by the end of the night, they were under the kitchen floor. Benjamin was lying on his back, scratching upwards. Peter's claws were worn down; he was outside the tunnel, shuffling sand away. He called out that it was morning—sunrise; and that the jays were making noise down below in the woods.
Benjamin Bunny came out of the dark tunnel, shaking the sand from his ears; he cleaned his face with his paws. Every minute the sun shone warmer on the top of the hill. In the valley there was a sea of white mist, with golden tops of trees showing through.
Benjamin Bunny emerged from the dark tunnel, shaking the sand from his ears; he wiped his face with his paws. Every minute, the sun shone hotter on the top of the hill. In the valley, there was a sea of white mist, with the golden tops of trees peeking through.
Again from the fields down below in the mist there came the angry cry of a jay—followed by the sharp yelping bark of a fox!
Again from the fields below in the mist, there came the angry call of a jay—followed by the sharp yelping bark of a fox!
Then those two rabbits lost their heads completely. They did the most foolish thing that they could have done. They rushed into their short new tunnel, and hid themselves at the top end of it, under Mr. Tod's kitchen floor.
Then those two rabbits completely lost their heads. They did the most foolish thing they could have done. They rushed into their short new tunnel and hid at the top end of it, under Mr. Tod's kitchen floor.
Mr. Tod was coming up Bull Banks, and he was in the very worst of tempers. First he had been upset by breaking the plate. It was his own fault; but it was a china plate, the last of the dinner service that had belonged to his grandmother, old Vixen Tod. Then the midges had been very bad. And he had failed to catch a hen pheasant on her nest; and it had contained only five eggs, two of them addled. Mr. Tod had had an unsatisfactory night.
Mr. Tod was climbing up Bull Banks, and he was in a terrible mood. First, he got upset after breaking a plate. It was his fault, but it was a china plate, the last one from the dinner set that had belonged to his grandmother, old Vixen Tod. Then, the midges had been really bad. Plus, he had failed to catch a hen pheasant on her nest, and it only had five eggs, two of which were bad. Mr. Tod had a frustrating night.
As usual, when out of humour, he determined to move house. First he tried the pollard willow, but it was damp; and the otters had left a dead fish near it. Mr. Tod likes nobody's leavings but his own.
As usual, when he was feeling down, he decided to move. First, he checked out the pollard willow, but it was wet, and the otters had left a dead fish nearby. Mr. Tod only likes his own leftovers.
He made his way up the hill; his temper was not improved by noticing unmistakable marks of badger. No one else grubs up the moss so wantonly as Tommy Brock.
He made his way up the hill; his mood didn’t get any better when he spotted clear signs of badger activity. No one else digs up the moss so recklessly as Tommy Brock.
Mr. Tod slapped his stick upon the earth and fumed; he guessed where Tommy Brock had gone to. He was further annoyed by the jay bird which followed him persistently. It flew from tree to tree and scolded, warning every rabbit within hearing that either a cat or a fox was coming up the plantation. Once when it flew screaming over his head—Mr. Tod snapped at it, and barked.
Mr. Tod hit the ground with his stick and got angry; he figured out where Tommy Brock had gone. He was even more irritated by the jaybird that kept following him. It flitted from tree to tree, chattering loudly, warning every rabbit nearby that a cat or a fox was coming up the path. Once, when it flew shrieking over his head, Mr. Tod snapped at it and barked.
He approached his house very carefully, with a large rusty key. He sniffed and his whiskers bristled. The house was locked up, but Mr. Tod had his doubts whether it was empty. He turned the rusty key in the lock; the rabbits below could hear it. Mr. Tod opened the door cautiously and went in.
He approached his house very carefully, with a large rusty key. He sniffed, and his whiskers bristled. The house was locked up, but Mr. Tod had his doubts about whether it was empty. He turned the rusty key in the lock; the rabbits below could hear it. Mr. Tod opened the door cautiously and went in.
The sight that met Mr. Tod's eyes in Mr. Tod's kitchen made Mr. Tod furious. There was Mr. Tod's chair, and Mr. Tod's pie dish, and his knife and fork and mustard and salt cellar and his table-cloth that he had left folded up in the dresser—all set out for supper (or breakfast)—without doubt for that odious Tommy Brock.
The scene that greeted Mr. Tod in his kitchen made him furious. There was Mr. Tod's chair, his pie dish, his knife and fork, mustard, salt shaker, and the tablecloth he had left folded in the dresser—all laid out for dinner (or breakfast)—without a doubt for that annoying Tommy Brock.
There was a smell of fresh earth and dirty badger, which fortunately overpowered all smell of rabbit.
There was the scent of fresh dirt and a musky badger smell, which thankfully masked any trace of rabbit odor.
But what absorbed Mr. Tod's attention was a noise—a deep slow regular snoring grunting noise, coming from his own bed.
But what caught Mr. Tod's attention was a noise—a deep, slow, regular snoring and grunting sound, coming from his own bed.
He peeped through the hinges of the half-open bedroom door. Then he turned and came out of the house in a hurry. His whiskers bristled and his coat-collar stood on end with rage.
He peeked through the hinges of the half-open bedroom door. Then he turned and rushed out of the house. His facial hair bristled and his coat collar stood up with anger.
For the next twenty minutes Mr. Tod kept creeping cautiously into the house, and retreating hurriedly out again. By degrees he ventured further in—right into the bedroom. When he was outside the house, he scratched up the earth with fury. But when he was inside—he did not like the look of Tommy Brock's teeth.
For the next twenty minutes, Mr. Tod kept sneaking carefully into the house and quickly backing out again. Gradually, he ventured further in—straight into the bedroom. When he was outside, he angrily scratched up the ground. But when he was inside, he was put off by the sight of Tommy Brock's teeth.
He was lying on his back with his mouth open, grinning from ear to ear.
He snored peacefully and regularly; but one eye was not perfectly shut.
He was lying on his back with his mouth open, grinning from ear to ear.
He snored peacefully and regularly; but one eye wasn't fully closed.
Mr. Tod came in and out of the bedroom. Twice he brought in his walking-stick, and once he brought in the coal-scuttle. But he thought better of it, and took them away.
Mr. Tod came in and out of the bedroom. Twice he brought in his walking stick, and once he brought in the coal scuttle. But he thought better of it and took them back out.
When he came back after removing the coal-scuttle, Tommy Brock was lying a little more sideways; but he seemed even sounder asleep. He was an incurably indolent person; he was not in the least afraid of Mr. Tod; he was simply too lazy and comfortable to move.
When he returned after taking away the coal-scuttle, Tommy Brock was lying a bit more on his side; yet he looked even more deeply asleep. He was a hopelessly lazy person; he didn't fear Mr. Tod at all; he was just too lazy and cozy to get up.
Mr. Tod came back yet again into the bedroom with a clothes line. He stood a minute watching Tommy Brock and listening attentively to the snores. They were very loud indeed, but seemed quite natural.
Mr. Tod came back into the bedroom again with a clothesline. He stood for a minute watching Tommy Brock and listening carefully to the snores. They were very loud, but felt completely normal.
Mr. Tod turned his back towards the bed, and undid the window. It creaked; he turned round with a jump. Tommy Brock, who had opened one eye—shut it hastily. The snores continued.
Mr. Tod turned away from the bed and opened the window. It creaked; he turned around with a start. Tommy Brock, who had cracked one eye open—quickly shut it. The snores continued.
Mr. Tod's proceedings were peculiar, and rather uneasy, (because the bed was between the window and the door of the bedroom). He opened the window a little way, and pushed out the greater part of the clothes line on to the window sill. The rest of the line, with a hook at the end, remained in his hand.
Mr. Tod's actions were strange and somewhat uncomfortable, (since the bed was positioned between the window and the bedroom door). He opened the window a bit and pushed most of the clothesline out onto the windowsill. The rest of the line, with a hook at the end, stayed in his hand.
Tommy Brock snored conscientiously. Mr. Tod stood and looked at him for a minute; then he left the room again.
Tommy Brock snored loudly. Mr. Tod stood there and watched him for a minute; then he left the room again.
Tommy Brock opened both eyes, and looked at the rope and grinned. There was a noise outside the window. Tommy Brock shut his eyes in a hurry.
Tommy Brock opened both eyes and looked at the rope, grinning. There was a noise outside the window. Tommy Brock quickly shut his eyes.
Mr. Tod had gone out at the front door, and round to the back of the house. On the way, he stumbled over the rabbit burrow. If he had had any idea who was inside it, he would have pulled them out quickly.
Mr. Tod had stepped out the front door and walked around to the back of the house. On his way, he tripped over the rabbit burrow. If he had known who was inside, he would have yanked them out right away.
His foot went through the tunnel nearly upon the top of Peter Rabbit and
Benjamin, but fortunately he thought that it was some more of Tommy
Brock's work.
His foot nearly landed right on top of Peter Rabbit and
Benjamin, but luckily he assumed it was just more of Tommy
Brock's doing.
He took up the coil of line from the sill, listened for a moment, and then tied the rope to a tree.
He picked up the coil of rope from the windowsill, listened for a moment, and then tied the rope to a tree.
Tommy Brock watched him with one eye, through the window. He was puzzled.
Tommy Brock watched him with one eye through the window. He was confused.
Mr. Tod fetched a large heavy pailful of water from the spring, and staggered with it through the kitchen into his bedroom.
Mr. Tod carried a large, heavy bucket of water from the spring and struggled with it through the kitchen into his bedroom.
Tommy Brock snored industriously, with rather a snort.
Tommy Brock snored loudly, with a bit of a snort.
Mr. Tod put down the pail beside the bed, took up the end of rope with the hook—hesitated, and looked at Tommy Brock. The snores were almost apoplectic; but the grin was not quite so big.
Mr. Tod set the pail down next to the bed, grabbed the end of the rope with the hook—paused for a moment, and glanced at Tommy Brock. The snores were almost extreme; but the smile wasn’t quite as large.
Mr. Tod gingerly mounted a chair by the head of the bedstead. His legs were dangerously near to Tommy Brock's teeth.
Mr. Tod carefully climbed onto a chair by the head of the bed. His legs were uncomfortably close to Tommy Brock's teeth.
He reached up and put the end of rope, with the hook, over the head of the tester bed, where the curtains ought to hang.
He reached up and placed the end of the rope, with the hook, over the top of the tester bed, where the curtains were supposed to hang.
(Mr. Tod's curtains were folded up, and put away, owing to the house being unoccupied. So was the counterpane. Tommy Brock was covered with a blanket only.) Mr. Tod standing on the unsteady chair looked down upon him attentively; he really was a first prize sound sleeper!
(Mr. Tod's curtains were folded up and stored away since the house was empty. So was the bedspread. Tommy Brock was covered with just a blanket.) Mr. Tod stood on the wobbly chair, looking down at him carefully; he truly was an award-winning deep sleeper!
It seemed as though nothing would waken him—not even the flapping rope across the bed.
It felt like nothing could wake him—not even the rope flapping against the bed.
Mr. Tod descended safely from the chair, and endeavoured to get up again with the pail of water. He intended to hang it from the hook, dangling over the head of Tommy Brock, in order to make a sort of shower-bath, worked by a string, through the window.
Mr. Tod safely got down from the chair and tried to get back up with the pail of water. He planned to hang it from the hook, hovering over Tommy Brock's head, to create a kind of shower-bath that would be operated by a string through the window.
But naturally being a thin-legged person (though vindictive and sandy whiskered)—he was quite unable to lift the heavy weight to the level of the hook and rope. He very nearly overbalanced himself.
But since he was a person with thin legs (even though he was vengeful and had a scruffy beard)—he couldn’t lift the heavy weight high enough to reach the hook and rope. He almost lost his balance.
The snores became more and more apoplectic. One of Tommy Brock's hind legs twitched under the blanket, but still he slept on peacefully.
The snores grew louder and more exaggerated. One of Tommy Brock's hind legs twitched under the blanket, but he continued to sleep soundly.
Mr. Tod and the pail descended from the chair without accident. After considerable thought, he emptied the water into a wash-basin and jug. The empty pail was not too heavy for him; he slung it up wobbling over the head of Tommy Brock.
Mr. Tod and the pail got down from the chair without incident. After thinking it over for a while, he poured the water into a washbasin and jug. The empty pail wasn't too heavy for him; he tossed it up, wobbling it over Tommy Brock's head.
Surely there never was such a sleeper! Mr. Tod got up and down, down and up on the chair.
Surely there has never been such a sleeper! Mr. Tod got up and down, down and up on the chair.
As he could not lift the whole pailful of water at once, he fetched a milk jug, and ladled quarts of water into the pail by degrees. The pail got fuller and fuller, and swung like a pendulum. Occasionally a drop splashed over; but still Tommy Brock snored regularly and never moved,—except one eye.
As he couldn't lift the entire bucket of water at once, he grabbed a milk jug and gradually poured quarts of water into the bucket. The bucket got fuller and fuller, swinging back and forth like a pendulum. Every now and then, a drop splashed over; but still, Tommy Brock snored away, never stirring—except for one eye.
At last Mr. Tod's preparations were complete. The pail was full of water; the rope was tightly strained over the top of the bed, and across the window sill to the tree outside.
At last, Mr. Tod's preparations were complete. The bucket was full of water; the rope was tightly stretched over the top of the bed and across the windowsill to the tree outside.
"It will make a great mess in my bedroom; but I could never sleep in that bed again without a spring cleaning of some sort," said Mr. Tod.
"It will make a big mess in my bedroom, but I could never sleep in that bed again without a good cleaning of some sort," said Mr. Tod.
Mr. Tod took a last look at the badger and softly left the room. He went out of the house, shutting the front door. The rabbits heard his footsteps over the tunnel.
Mr. Tod took one last look at the badger and quietly left the room. He stepped out of the house, closing the front door behind him. The rabbits heard his footsteps above the tunnel.
He ran round behind the house, intending to undo the rope in order to let fall the pailful of water upon Tommy Brock—
He ran around behind the house, planning to untie the rope to pour the bucket of water onto Tommy Brock—
"I will wake him up with an unpleasant surprise," said Mr. Tod.
"I'll wake him up with a nasty surprise," said Mr. Tod.
The moment he had gone, Tommy Brock got up in a hurry; he rolled Mr. Tod's dressing-gown into a bundle, put it into the bed beneath the pail of water instead of himself, and left the room also—grinning immensely.
The moment he left, Tommy Brock jumped up quickly; he rolled up Mr. Tod's robe into a bundle, tucked it under the bed beneath the bucket of water instead of himself, and exited the room too—grinning widely.
He went into the kitchen, lighted the fire and boiled the kettle; for the moment he did not trouble himself to cook the baby rabbits.
He went into the kitchen, lit the fire, and boiled the kettle; for now, he didn't bother cooking the baby rabbits.
When Mr. Tod got to the tree, he found that the weight and strain had dragged the knot so tight that it was past untying. He was obliged to gnaw it with his teeth. He chewed and gnawed for more than twenty minutes. At last the rope gave way with such a sudden jerk that it nearly pulled his teeth out, and quite knocked him over backwards.
When Mr. Tod reached the tree, he discovered that the weight and pressure had pulled the knot so tight that it was impossible to untie. He had to gnaw at it with his teeth. He chewed and gnawed for over twenty minutes. Finally, the rope snapped with such a sudden jerk that it almost pulled his teeth out and completely knocked him over backwards.
Inside the house there was a great crash and splash, and the noise of a pail rolling over and over.
Inside the house, there was a loud crash and splash, followed by the sound of a bucket rolling repeatedly.
But no screams. Mr. Tod was mystified; he sat quite still, and listened attentively. Then he peeped in at the window. The water was dripping from the bed, the pail had rolled into a corner.
But no screams. Mr. Tod was puzzled; he sat completely still and listened carefully. Then he peeked in through the window. The water was dripping from the bed, and the pail had rolled into a corner.
In the middle of the bed under the blanket, was a wet flattened SOMETHING—much dinged in, in the middle where the pail had caught it (as it were across the tummy). Its head was covered by the wet blanket and it was NOT SNORING ANY LONGER.
In the middle of the bed under the blanket, was a wet flattened SOMETHING—much dented in, in the middle where the pail had caught it (as it were across the tummy). Its head was covered by the wet blanket and it was NOT SNORING ANY LONGER.
There was nothing stirring, and no sound except the drip, drop, drop drip of water trickling from the mattress.
There was nothing moving, and no sound except the drip, drop, drop of water leaking from the mattress.
Mr. Tod watched it for half an hour; his eyes glistened.
Mr. Tod watched it for thirty minutes; his eyes sparkled.
Then he cut a caper, and became so bold that he even tapped at the window; but the bundle never moved.
Then he did a little dance and got so brave that he even knocked on the window; but the bundle didn't budge.
Yes—there was no doubt about it—it had turned out even better than he had planned; the pail had hit poor old Tommy Brock, and killed him dead!
Yes—there was no doubt about it—it had turned out even better than he had planned; the bucket had hit poor old Tommy Brock and killed him instantly!
"I will bury that nasty person in the hole which he has dug. I will bring my bedding out, and dry it in the sun," said Mr. Tod.
"I'll bury that nasty person in the hole he dug. I'm going to bring my bedding out and dry it in the sun," said Mr. Tod.
"I will wash the tablecloth and spread it on the grass in the sun to bleach. And the blanket must be hung up in the wind; and the bed must be thoroughly disinfected, and aired with a warming-pan; and warmed with a hot-water bottle."
"I'll wash the tablecloth and lay it out on the grass in the sun to bleach. The blanket needs to be hung up in the wind, and the bed should be thoroughly cleaned, aired out with a warming pan, and warmed up with a hot-water bottle."
"I will get soft soap, and monkey soap, and all sorts of soap; and soda and scrubbing brushes; and persian powder; and carbolic to remove the smell. I must have a disinfecting. Perhaps I may have to burn sulphur."
"I'll get liquid soap, and monkey soap, and all kinds of soap; and soda and scrub brushes; and Persian powder; and carbolic to get rid of the smell. I need a disinfectant. I might have to burn sulfur."
He hurried round the house to get a shovel from the kitchen—"First I will arrange the hole—then I will drag out that person in the blanket …"
He hurried around the house to grab a shovel from the kitchen—"First, I'll fix the hole—then I'll pull out that person in the blanket…"
He opened the door….
He opened the door...
Tommy Brock was sitting at Mr. Tod's kitchen table, pouring out tea from Mr. Tod's tea-pot into Mr. Tod's tea-cup. He was quite dry himself and grinning; and he threw the cup of scalding tea all over Mr. Tod.
Tommy Brock was sitting at Mr. Tod's kitchen table, pouring tea from Mr. Tod's teapot into Mr. Tod's teacup. He was completely dry and grinning, and he splashed the cup of hot tea all over Mr. Tod.
Then Mr. Tod rushed upon Tommy Brock, and Tommy Brock grappled with Mr. Tod amongst the broken crockery, and there was a terrific battle all over the kitchen. To the rabbits underneath it sounded as if the floor would give way at each crash of falling furniture.
Then Mr. Tod charged at Tommy Brock, and Tommy Brock wrestled with Mr. Tod among the shattered dishes, and there was an intense fight throughout the kitchen. To the rabbits below, it sounded like the floor would collapse with every crash of falling furniture.
They crept out of their tunnel, and hung about amongst the rocks and bushes, listening anxiously.
They crawled out of their tunnel and lingered among the rocks and bushes, listening nervously.
Inside the house the racket was fearful. The rabbit babies in the oven woke up trembling; perhaps it was fortunate they were shut up inside.
Inside the house, the noise was terrifying. The baby rabbits in the oven woke up shaking; maybe it was a good thing they were kept inside.
Everything was upset except the kitchen table.
Everything was a mess except the kitchen table.
And everything was broken, except the mantelpiece and the kitchen fender. The crockery was smashed to atoms.
And everything was broken, except for the mantelpiece and the kitchen fender. The dishes were completely shattered.
The chairs were broken, and the window, and the clock fell with a crash, and there were handfuls of Mr. Tod's sandy whiskers.
The chairs were broken, and the window, and the clock fell with a crash, and there were handfuls of Mr. Tod's sandy whiskers.
The vases fell off the mantelpiece, the canisters fell off the shelf; the kettle fell off the hob. Tommy Brock put his foot in a jar of raspberry Jam.
The vases toppled off the mantelpiece, the canisters tumbled off the shelf; the kettle slid off the stove. Tommy Brock stepped into a jar of raspberry jam.
And the boiling water out of the kettle fell upon the tail of Mr. Tod.
And the boiling water from the kettle splashed onto Mr. Tod's tail.
When the kettle fell, Tommy Brock, who was still grinning, happened to be uppermost; and he rolled Mr. Tod over and over like a log, out at the door.
When the kettle fell, Tommy Brock, still grinning, happened to be on top; and he rolled Mr. Tod over and over like a log, out the door.
Then the snarling and worrying went on outside; and they rolled over the bank, and down hill, bumping over the rocks. There will never be any love lost between Tommy Brock and Mr. Tod.
Then the growling and fussing continued outside; and they tumbled over the bank and down the hill, bumping over the rocks. There will never be any love lost between Tommy Brock and Mr. Tod.
As soon as the coast was clear Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny came out of the bushes—
As soon as the coast was clear, Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny came out of the bushes—
"Now for it! Run in, Cousin Benjamin! Run in and get them while I watch at the door."
"Go for it! Come on in, Cousin Benjamin! Hurry up and grab them while I keep an eye on the door."
But Benjamin was frightened—
But Benjamin was scared—
"Oh; oh! they are coming back!"
"Oh no! They're coming back!"
"No they are not."
"No, they're not."
"Yes they are!"
"Totally, they are!"
"What dreadful bad language! I think they have fallen down the stone quarry."
"What terrible language! I think they've fallen into the stone pit."
Still Benjamin hesitated, and Peter kept pushing him—
Still, Benjamin hesitated, and Peter kept pushing him—
"Be quick, it's all right. Shut the oven door, Cousin Benjamin, so that he won't miss them."
"Come on, it's fine. Close the oven door, Cousin Benjamin, so he doesn't miss them."
Decidedly there were lively doings in Mr. Tod's kitchen!
There were definitely some exciting things happening in Mr. Tod's kitchen!
At home in the rabbit hole, things had not been quite comfortable.
At home in the rabbit hole, things weren't very comfortable.
After quarrelling at supper, Flopsy and old Mr. Bouncer had passed a sleepless night, and quarrelled again at breakfast. Old Mr. Bouncer could no longer deny that he had invited company into the rabbit hole; but he refused to reply to the questions and reproaches of Flopsy. The day passed heavily.
After arguing at dinner, Flopsy and old Mr. Bouncer had a restless night and fought again at breakfast. Old Mr. Bouncer could no longer deny that he had invited guests into the rabbit hole, but he refused to respond to Flopsy's questions and complaints. The day dragged on.
Old Mr. Bouncer, very sulky, was huddled up in a corner, barricaded with a chair. Flopsy had taken away his pipe and hidden the tobacco. She had been having a complete turn out and spring-cleaning, to relieve her feelings. She had just finished. Old Mr. Bouncer, behind his chair, was wondering anxiously what she would do next.
Old Mr. Bouncer, quite grumpy, was curled up in a corner, using a chair as a barrier. Flopsy had taken his pipe and hidden the tobacco. She had done a thorough cleanup and spring cleaning to vent her feelings. She had just wrapped it up. Old Mr. Bouncer, behind his chair, was nervously thinking about what she might do next.
In Mr. Tod's kitchen, amongst the wreckage, Benjamin Bunny picked his way to the oven nervously, through a thick cloud of dust. He opened the oven door, felt inside, and found something warm and wriggling. He lifted it out carefully, and rejoined Peter Rabbit.
In Mr. Tod's kitchen, among the mess, Benjamin Bunny nervously made his way to the oven through a thick cloud of dust. He opened the oven door, felt inside, and found something warm and squirming. He lifted it out carefully and went back to Peter Rabbit.
"I've got them! Can we get away? Shall we hide, Cousin Peter?"
"I've got them! Can we escape? Should we hide, Cousin Peter?"
Peter pricked his ears; distant sounds of fighting still echoed in the wood.
Peter perked up; distant sounds of fighting still echoed in the woods.
Five minutes afterwards two breathless rabbits came scuttering away down Bull Banks, half carrying half dragging a sack between them, bumpetty bump over the grass. They reached home safely and burst into the rabbit hole.
Five minutes later, two out-of-breath rabbits came darting down Bull Banks, half carrying and half dragging a sack between them, bumping over the grass. They made it home safely and rushed into the rabbit hole.
Great was old Mr. Bouncer's relief and Flopsy's joy when Peter and Benjamin arrived in triumph with the young family. The rabbit-babies were rather tumbled and very hungry; they were fed and put to bed. They soon recovered.
Great was old Mr. Bouncer's relief and Flopsy's joy when Peter and Benjamin arrived in triumph with the young family. The rabbit babies were a bit messy and very hungry; they were fed and put to bed. They soon recovered.
A long new pipe and a fresh supply of rabbit tobacco was presented to
Mr. Bouncer. He was rather upon his dignity; but he accepted.
A long new pipe and a fresh supply of rabbit tobacco were offered to
Mr. Bouncer. He felt quite important about it, but he accepted.
Old Mr. Bouncer was forgiven, and they all had dinner. Then Peter and Benjamin told their story—but they had not waited long enough to be able to tell the end of the battle between Tommy Brock and Mr. Tod.
Old Mr. Bouncer was forgiven, and they all had dinner. Then Peter and Benjamin shared their story—but they hadn’t waited long enough to tell the end of the fight between Tommy Brock and Mr. Tod.
THE END
THE TALE OF MRS. TIGGY-WINKLE
for THE REAL LITTLE LUCIE OF NEWLANDS
for THE REAL LITTLE LUCIE OF NEWLANDS
ONCE upon a time there was a little girl called Lucie, who lived at a farm called Little-town. She was a good little girl—only she was always losing her pocket-handkerchiefs!
ONCE upon a time, there was a little girl named Lucie who lived on a farm called Little-town. She was a nice little girl—she just kept losing her handkerchiefs!
One day little Lucie came into the farm-yard crying—oh, she did cry so! "I've lost my pocket-handkin! Three handkins and a pinny! Have YOU seen them, Tabby Kitten?"
One day, little Lucie came into the farmyard crying—oh, she cried so much! "I've lost my pocket handkerchief! Three handkerchiefs and an apron! Have YOU seen them, Tabby Kitten?"
THE Kitten went on washing her white paws; so Lucie asked a speckled hen—
THE kitten kept washing her white paws; so Lucie asked a speckled hen—
"Sally Henny-penny, has YOU found three pocket-handkins?"
"Sally Henny-penny, have YOU found three pocket handkerchiefs?"
But the speckled hen ran into a barn, clucking—
But the speckled hen ran into a barn, clucking—
"I go barefoot, barefoot, barefoot!"
"I walk barefoot, barefoot, barefoot!"
AND then Lucie asked Cock Robin sitting on a twig.
AND then Lucie asked Cock Robin sitting on a twig.
Cock Robin looked sideways at Lucie with his bright black eye, and he flew over a stile and away.
Cock Robin looked sideways at Lucie with his bright black eye, then flew over a fence and off.
Lucie climbed upon the stile and looked up at the hill behind Little-town—a hill that goes up—up—into the clouds as though it had no top!
Lucie climbed onto the stile and looked up at the hill behind Little-town—a hill that rises—rises—into the clouds as if it has no top!
And a great way up the hillside she thought she saw some white things spread upon the grass.
And as she looked up the hill, she thought she saw some white objects scattered across the grass.
LUCIE scrambled up the hill as fast as her stout legs would carry her; she ran along a steep path-way—up and up—until Little-town was right away down below—she could have dropped a pebble down the chimney!
LUCIE hurried up the hill as quickly as her strong legs would allow; she raced along a steep path—up and up—until Little-town was far below—she could have dropped a pebble down the chimney!
PRESENTLY she came to a spring, bubbling out from the hill-side.
PRESENTLY she arrived at a spring, bubbling up from the hillside.
Some one had stood a tin can upon a stone to catch the water—but the water was already running over, for the can was no bigger than an egg-cup! And where the sand upon the path was wet—there were foot-marks of a VERY small person.
Someone had set a tin can on a stone to catch the water—but the water was already overflowing, since the can was only as big as an egg cup! And where the sand on the path was wet—there were footprints of a VERY small person.
Lucie ran on, and on.
Lucie kept running.
THE path ended under a big rock. The grass was short and green, and there were clothes-props cut from bracken stems, with lines of plaited rushes, and a heap of tiny clothes pins—but no pocket-handkerchiefs!
THE path ended under a big rock. The grass was short and green, and there were clothes props made from bracken stems, with lines of braided rushes, and a pile of tiny clothespins—but no handkerchiefs!
But there was something else—a door! straight into the hill; and inside it some one was singing—
But there was something else—a door! straight into the hill; and inside it someone was singing—
"Lily-white and clean, oh!
With little frills between, oh!
Smooth and hot—red rusty spot
Never here be seen, oh!"
"Lily-white and clean, oh!
With little frills in between, oh!
Smooth and hot—red rusty spot
Never to be seen here, oh!"
LUCIE, knocked—once—twice, and interrupted the song. A little frightened voice called out "Who's that?"
LUCIE knocked—once—twice, interrupting the song. A little frightened voice called out, "Who's there?"
Lucie opened the door: and what do you think there was inside the hill?—a nice clean kitchen with a flagged floor and wooden beams—just like any other farm kitchen. Only the ceiling was so low that Lucie's head nearly touched it; and the pots and pans were small, and so was everything there.
Lucie opened the door, and guess what was inside the hill? A nice clean kitchen with a tiled floor and wooden beams—just like any other farm kitchen. The only difference was that the ceiling was so low that Lucie's head nearly touched it, and the pots and pans were small, just like everything else in there.
THERE was a nice hot singey smell; and at the table, with an iron in her hand stood a very stout short person staring anxiously at Lucie.
THERE was a pleasant, hot, burnt smell; and at the table, holding an iron, stood a very short, stout person staring nervously at Lucie.
Her print gown was tucked up, and she was wearing a large apron over her striped petticoat. Her little black nose went sniffle, sniffle, snuffle, and her eyes went twinkle, twinkle; and underneath her cap—where Lucie had yellow curls—that little person had PRICKLES!
Her printed dress was hiked up, and she wore a big apron over her striped underskirt. Her tiny black nose went sniffle, sniffle, snuffle, and her eyes sparkled; and underneath her cap—where Lucie had yellow curls—that little one had PRICKLES!
"WHO are you?" said Lucie. "Have you seen my pocket-handkins?"
"Who are you?" Lucie asked. "Have you seen my handkerchiefs?"
The little person made a bob-curtsey—"Oh, yes, if you please'm; my name is Mrs. Tiggy-winkle; oh, yes if you please'm, I'm an excellent clear-starcher!" And she took something out of a clothes-basket, and spread it on the ironing-blanket.
The little person gave a small curtsey—"Oh, yes, if you please; my name is Mrs. Tiggy-winkle; oh, yes if you please, I'm really good at starching clothes!" Then she took something out of a laundry basket and laid it on the ironing blanket.
"WHAT'S that thing?" said Lucie—"that's not my pocket-handkin?"
"What's that thing?" Lucie asked. "That's not my pocket handkerchief, is it?"
"Oh no, if you please'm; that's a little scarlet waist-coat belonging to
Cock Robin!"
"Oh no, if you please; that's a little red vest belonging to
Cock Robin!"
And she ironed it and folded it, and put it on one side.
And she ironed it, folded it, and set it aside.
THEN she took something else off a clothes-horse—"That isn't my pinny?" said Lucie.
THEN she took something else off a clothes-horse—"Isn't that my apron?" said Lucie.
"Oh no, if you please'm; that's a damask table-cloth belonging to Jenny Wren; look how it's stained with currant wine! It's very bad to wash!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.
"Oh no, please don't; that's a damask tablecloth that belongs to Jenny Wren; look how it's stained with currant wine! It's very bad to wash!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.
MRS. TIGGY-WINKLE'S nose went sniffle, sniffle, snuffle, and her eyes went twinkle, twinkle; and she fetched another hot iron from the fire.
MRS. TIGGY-WINKLE'S nose went sniffle, sniffle, snuffle, and her eyes went twinkle, twinkle; and she grabbed another hot iron from the fire.
"THERE'S one of my pocket-handkins!" cried Lucie—"and there's my pinny!"
"There's one of my handkerchiefs!" shouted Lucie—"and there's my apron!"
Mrs. Tiggy-winkle ironed it, and goffered it, and shook out the frills.
Mrs. Tiggy-winkle ironed it, pressed it, and shook out the frills.
"Oh that IS lovely!" said Lucie.
"Oh, that is lovely!" said Lucie.
"AND what are those long yellow things with fingers like gloves?"
"AND what are those long yellow things with fingers like gloves?"
"Oh, that's a pair of stockings belonging to Sally Henny-penny—look how she's worn the heels out with scratching in the yard! She'll very soon go barefoot!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.
"Oh, those are a pair of stockings that belong to Sally Henny-penny—look how she's worn out the heels from scratching around in the yard! She's going to be barefoot very soon!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.
"WHY, there's another handkersniff—but it isn't mine; it's red?"
"WHY, there's another handkerchief—but it isn't mine; it's red?"
"Oh no, if you please'm; that one belongs to old Mrs. Rabbit; and it DID so smell of onions! I've had to wash it separately, I can't get out the smell."
"Oh no, if you please; that one belongs to old Mrs. Rabbit; and it really did smell like onions! I've had to wash it separately; I can't get the smell out."
"There's another one of mine," said Lucie.
"That’s another one of mine," said Lucie.
"WHAT are those funny little white things?"
"WHAT are those funny little white things?"
"That's a pair of mittens belonging to Tabby Kitten; I only have to iron them; she washes them herself."
"Those are a pair of mittens that belong to Tabby Kitten; I just need to iron them; she washes them on her own."
"There's my last pocket-handkin!" said Lucie.
"There's my last pocket handkerchief!" said Lucie.
"AND what are you dipping into the basin of starch?"
"AND what are you dipping into the bowl of starch?"
"They're little dicky shirt-fronts belonging to Tom Titmouse—most terrible particular!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. "Now I've finished my ironing; I'm going to air some clothes."
"They're little dicky shirt fronts belonging to Tom Titmouse—really quite particular!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle. "Now that I've finished my ironing, I'm going to air some clothes."
"WHAT are these dear soft fluffy things?" said Lucie.
"WHAT are these cute, soft, fluffy things?" said Lucie.
"Oh those are wooly coats belonging to the little lambs at Skelghyl."
"Oh, those are fluffy coats belonging to the little lambs at Skelghyl."
"Will their jackets take off?" asked Lucy.
"Will their jackets come off?" asked Lucy.
"Oh yes, if you please'm; look at the sheep-mark on the shoulder. And here's one marked for Gatesgarth, and three that come from Little-town. They're ALWAYS marked at washing!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.
"Oh yes, if you don't mind; check out the sheep mark on the shoulder. And here's one marked for Gatesgarth, and three that come from Little-town. They're ALWAYS marked at washing!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.
AND she hung up all sorts and sizes of clothes—small brown coats of mice; and one velvety black mole-skin waist-coat; and a red tail-coat with no tail belonging to Squirrel Nutkin; and a very much shrunk blue jacket belonging to Peter Rabbit; and a petticoat, not marked, that had gone lost in the washing—and at last the basket was empty!
AND she hung up all kinds of clothes—small brown coats for mice; a velvety black mole-skin vest; a red tail-coat with no tail that belonged to Squirrel Nutkin; a very shrunken blue jacket that belonged to Peter Rabbit; and a petticoat, unmarked, that had gotten lost in the wash—and finally, the basket was empty!
THEN Mrs. Tiggy-winkle made tea—a cup for herself and a cup for Lucie. They sat before the fire on a bench and looked sideways at one another. Mrs. Tiggy-winkle's hand, holding the tea-cup, was very very brown, and very very wrinkly with the soap-suds; and all through her gown and her cap, there were HAIR-PINS sticking wrong end out; so that Lucie didn't like to sit too near her.
THEN Mrs. Tiggy-winkle made tea—a cup for herself and a cup for Lucie. They sat in front of the fire on a bench and glanced sideways at each other. Mrs. Tiggy-winkle's hand, holding the teacup, was very brown and very wrinkly from the soap suds; and all through her dress and her cap, there were hairpins sticking out the wrong way, which made Lucie hesitate to sit too close to her.
WHEN they had finished tea, they tied up the clothes in bundles; and Lucie's pocket-handkerchiefs were folded up inside her clean pinny, and fastened with a silver safety-pin.
WHEN they had finished tea, they bundled up the clothes; and Lucie's handkerchiefs were folded inside her clean apron and secured with a silver safety pin.
And then they made up the fire with turf, and came out and locked the door, and hid the key under the door-sill.
And then they added some turf to the fire, stepped outside, locked the door, and tucked the key under the door-sill.
THEN away down the hill trotted Lucie and Mrs. Tiggy-winkle with the bundles of clothes!
THEN down the hill trotted Lucie and Mrs. Tiggy-winkle with the bundles of clothes!
All the way down the path little animals came out of the fern to meet them; the very first that they met were Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny!
All the way down the path, little animals emerged from the ferns to greet them; the first ones they encountered were Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny!
AND she gave them their nice clean clothes; and all the little animals and birds were so very much obliged to dear Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.
AND she gave them their nice clean clothes; and all the little animals and birds were so very grateful to dear Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.
SO that at the bottom of the hill when they came to the stile, there was nothing left to carry except Lucie's one little bundle.
SO at the bottom of the hill when they reached the stile, there was nothing left to carry except for Lucie's small bundle.
LUCIE scrambled up the stile with the bundle in her hand; and then she turned to say "Good-night," and to thank the washer-woman—But what a VERY odd thing! Mrs. Tiggy-winkle had not waited either for thanks or for the washing bill!
LUCIE climbed up the stile with the bundle in her hand; then she turned to say "Good night," and to thank the washer-woman—but how very strange! Mrs. Tiggy-winkle hadn’t waited for either the thanks or the laundry bill!
She was running running running up the hill—and where was her white frilled cap? and her shawl? and her gown—and her petticoat?
She was running, running, running up the hill—and where was her white frilled cap? And her shawl? And her dress—and her petticoat?
AND how small she had grown—and how brown—and covered with PRICKLES!
AND how small she had grown—and how brown—and covered with PRICKLES!
Why! Mrs. Tiggy-winkle was nothing but a HEDGEHOG.
Why! Mrs. Tiggy-winkle was just a HEDGEHOG.
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(Now some people say that little Lucie had been asleep upon the stile—but then how could she have found three clean pocket-handkins and a pinny, pinned with a silver safety-pin?
(Now some people say that little Lucie had been asleep on the stile—but then how could she have found three clean pocket handkerchiefs and an apron, pinned with a silver safety pin?
And besides—I have seen that door into the back of the hill called
Cat Bells—and besides I am very well acquainted with dear Mrs.
Tiggy-winkle!)
And besides—I have seen that door into the back of the hill called
Cat Bells—and besides I know dear Mrs.
Tiggy-winkle really well!)
THE TALE OF GINGER & PICKLES
THE TALE OF GINGER & PICKLES
ONCE upon a time there was a village shop. The name over the window was
"Ginger and Pickles."
ONCE upon a time, there was a village shop. The name above the window was
"Ginger and Pickles."
It was a little small shop just the right size for Dolls—Lucinda and
Jane Doll-cook always bought their groceries at Ginger and Pickles.
It was a tiny shop just the right size for Dolls—Lucinda and
Jane Doll-cook always got their groceries at Ginger and Pickles.
The counter inside was a convenient height for rabbits. Ginger and
Pickles sold red spotty pocket-handkerchiefs at a penny three farthings.
The counter inside was at a perfect height for rabbits. Ginger and
Pickles sold red spotted handkerchiefs for a penny and three farthings.
They also sold sugar, and snuff and galoshes.
They also sold sugar, snuff, and rubber boots.
In fact, although it was such a small shop it sold nearly everything —except a few things that you want in a hurry—like bootlaces, hair-pins and mutton chops.
In fact, even though it was a small shop, it sold almost everything—except a few things you might need in a hurry—like boot laces, hairpins, and mutton chops.
Ginger and Pickles were the people who kept the shop. Ginger was a yellow tom-cat, and Pickles was a terrier.
Ginger and Pickles were the ones who ran the shop. Ginger was a yellow tomcat, and Pickles was a terrier.
The rabbits were always a little bit afraid of Pickles.
The rabbits were always a little scared of Pickles.
The shop was also patronized by mice—only the mice were rather afraid of Ginger.
The shop was also visited by mice—only the mice were pretty scared of Ginger.
Ginger usually requested Pickles to serve them, because he said it made his mouth water.
Ginger usually asked Pickles to serve them, because he said it made his mouth water.
"I cannot bear," said he, "to see them going out at the door carrying their little parcels."
"I can’t stand," he said, "seeing them leave through the door carrying their little bags."
"I have the same feeling about rats," replied Pickles, "but it would never do to eat our own customers; they would leave us and go to Tabitha Twitchit's."
"I feel the same way about rats," Pickles replied, "but we can't eat our own customers; they'd just leave us and go to Tabitha Twitchit's."
"On the contrary, they would go nowhere," replied Ginger gloomily.
"Actually, they wouldn’t go anywhere," Ginger replied, feeling down.
(Tabitha Twitchit kept the only other shop in the village. She did not give credit.)
(Tabitha Twitchit kept the only other shop in the village. She didn't offer credit.)
Ginger and Pickles gave unlimited credit.
Ginger and Pickles offered unlimited credit.
Now the meaning of "credit" is this—when a customer buys a bar of soap, instead of the customer pulling out a purse and paying for it—she says she will pay another time.
Now the meaning of "credit" is this—when a customer buys a bar of soap, instead of taking out her wallet and paying for it—she says she will pay later.
And Pickles makes a low bow and says, "With pleasure, madam," and it is written down in a book.
And Pickles makes a small bow and says, "With pleasure, ma'am," and it's noted in a book.
The customers come again and again, and buy quantities, in spite of being afraid of Ginger and Pickles.
The customers keep coming back and buying a lot, even though they’re scared of Ginger and Pickles.
But there is no money in what is called the "till."
But there is no money in what’s called the "till."
The customers came in crowds every day and bought quantities, especially the toffee customers. But there was always no money; they never paid for as much as a pennyworth of peppermints.
The customers came in crowds every day and bought a lot, especially the toffee customers. But there was always no money; they never paid for even a penny's worth of peppermints.
But the sales were enormous, ten times as large as Tabitha Twitchit's.
But the sales were huge, ten times bigger than Tabitha Twitchit's.
As there was always no money, Ginger and Pickles were obliged to eat their own goods.
As there was never any money, Ginger and Pickles had to eat their own products.
Pickles ate biscuits and Ginger ate a dried haddock.
Pickles had biscuits, and Ginger had dried haddock.
They ate them by candle-light after the shop was closed.
They ate them by candlelight after the shop had closed.
When it came to Jan. 1st there was still no money, and Pickles was unable to buy a dog licence.
When January 1st rolled around, there still wasn’t any money, and Pickles couldn’t get a dog license.
"It is very unpleasant, I am afraid of the police," said Pickles.
"It’s really uncomfortable; I’m scared of the police," said Pickles.
"It is your own fault for being a terrier; I do not require a licence, and neither does Kep, the Collie dog."
"It’s your own fault for being a terrier; I don’t need a license, and neither does Kep, the Collie."
"It is very uncomfortable, I am afraid I shall be summoned. I have tried in vain to get a licence upon credit at the Post Office;" said Pickles. "The place is full of policemen. I met one as I was coming home."
"It’s really uncomfortable. I’m worried I’m going to get called in. I’ve tried unsuccessfully to get a license on credit at the Post Office," Pickles said. "The place is crawling with cops. I ran into one on my way home."
"Let us send in the bill again to Samuel Whiskers, Ginger, he owes 22/9 for bacon."
"Let’s send the bill back to Samuel Whiskers, Ginger. He owes £1.14 for bacon."
"I do not believe that he intends to pay at all," replied Ginger.
"I don't think he plans to pay at all," replied Ginger.
"And I feel sure that Anna Maria pockets things—Where are all the cream crackers?" "You have eaten them yourself," replied Ginger.
"And I'm pretty sure Anna Maria hides things—Where did all the cream crackers go?" "You've eaten them yourself," Ginger replied.
Ginger and Pickles retired into the back parlour.
Ginger and Pickles went into the back living room.
They did accounts. They added up sums and sums, and sums.
They did the math. They added up amounts and amounts, and amounts.
"Samuel Whiskers has run up a bill as long as his tail; he has had an ounce and three-quarters of snuff since October."
"Samuel Whiskers has racked up a bill as long as his tail; he's had an ounce and three-quarters of snuff since October."
"What is seven pounds of butter at 1/3, and a stick of sealing wax and four matches?"
"What is seven pounds of butter at one-third, a stick of sealing wax, and four matches?"
"Send in all the bills again to everybody 'with compts'" replied Ginger.
"Send all the bills back to everyone 'with compliments,'" replied Ginger.
After a time they heard a noise in the shop, as if something had been pushed in at the door. They came out of the back parlour. There was an envelope lying on the counter, and a policeman writing in a note-book!
After a while, they heard a sound in the shop, like something had been pushed in at the door. They came out of the back room. There was an envelope on the counter, and a police officer writing in a notebook!
Pickles nearly had a fit, he barked and he barked and made little rushes.
Pickles almost lost it; he barked and barked and made little dashes.
"Bite him, Pickles! bite him!" spluttered Ginger behind a sugar-barrel, "he's only a German doll!"
"Bite him, Pickles! Bite him!" sputtered Ginger behind a sugar barrel, "he's just a German doll!"
The policeman went on writing in his notebook; twice he put his pencil in his mouth, and once he dipped it in the treacle.
The police officer continued writing in his notebook; he put his pencil in his mouth twice and dipped it in the syrup once.
Pickles barked till he was hoarse. But still the policeman took no notice. He had bead eyes, and his helmet was sewed on with stitches.
Pickles barked until he lost his voice. But the policeman still didn't pay any attention. He had beady eyes, and his helmet was stitched on.
At length on his last little rush—Pickles found that the shop was empty. The policeman had disappeared.
At last, during his final quick trip, Pickles noticed that the shop was empty. The policeman was gone.
But the envelope remained.
But the envelope stayed.
"Do you think that he has gone to fetch a real live policeman? I am afraid it is a summons," said Pickles.
"Do you think he went to get an actual police officer? I'm worried it's a summons," said Pickles.
"No," replied Ginger, who had opened the envelope, "it is the rates and taxes, L 3 19 11 3/4."
"No," replied Ginger, who had opened the envelope, "it's the rates and taxes, £3 19s 11d 3/4."
"This is the last straw," said Pickles, "let us close the shop."
"This is the last straw," Pickles said. "Let's close the shop."
They put up the shutters, and left. But they have not removed from the neighbourhood. In fact some people wish they had gone further.
They closed the shutters and left. But they haven't really disappeared from the neighborhood. In fact, some people wish they had gone away for good.
Ginger is living in the warren. I do not know what occupation he pursues; he looks stout and comfortable.
Ginger is living in the burrow. I don't know what job he has; he looks healthy and content.
Pickles is at present a gamekeeper.
Pickles is now a gamekeeper.
The closing of the shop caused great inconvenience. Tabitha Twitchit immediately raised the price of everything a half-penny; and she continued to refuse to give credit.
The closing of the shop caused a lot of trouble. Tabitha Twitchit quickly raised the price of everything by half a penny; and she still refused to give credit.
Of course there are the trades-men's carts—the butcher, the fishman and
Timothy Baker.
Of course, there are the tradesmen's carts—the butcher, the fishmonger, and
Timothy Baker.
But a person cannot live on "seed wigs" and sponge-cake and butter-buns—not even when the sponge-cake is as good as Timothy's!
But a person can't survive on "seed wigs," sponge cake, and butter buns—not even if the sponge cake is as good as Timothy's!
After a time Mr. John Dormouse and his daughter began to sell peppermints and candles.
After a while, Mr. John Dormouse and his daughter started selling peppermints and candles.
But they did not keep "self-fitting sixes"; and it takes five mice to carry one seven inch candle.
But they didn’t keep “self-fitting sixes,” and it takes five mice to carry one seven-inch candle.
Besides—the candles which they sell behave very strangely in warm weather.
Besides, the candles they sell act really weird in warm weather.
And Miss Dormouse refused to take back the ends when they were brought back to her with complaints.
And Miss Dormouse wouldn't accept the ends when they were returned to her along with complaints.
And when Mr. John Dormouse was complained to, he stayed in bed, and would say nothing but "very snug;" which is not the way to carry on a retail business.
And when Mr. John Dormouse was confronted, he just stayed in bed and kept saying "very snug," which is not how you run a retail business.
So everybody was pleased when Sally Henny Penny sent out a printed poster to say that she was going to re-open the shop—"Henny's Opening Sale! Grand co-operative Jumble! Penny's penny prices! Come buy, come try, come buy!"
So everyone was excited when Sally Henny Penny sent out a printed poster announcing that she was going to reopen the shop—"Henny's Opening Sale! Grand Co-Op Jumble! Penny's penny prices! Come shop, come check it out, come buy!"
The poster really was most 'ticing.
The poster was very striking.
There was a rush upon the opening day. The shop was crammed with customers, and there were crowds of mice upon the biscuit canisters.
There was a rush on opening day. The shop was packed with customers, and there were swarms of mice on the biscuit canisters.
Sally Henny Penny gets rather flustered when she tries to count out change, and she insists on being paid cash; but she is quite harmless.
Sally Henny Penny gets pretty flustered when she tries to count out change, and she insists on being paid in cash; but she's totally harmless.
And she has laid in a remarkable assortment of bargains.
And she has stocked a great variety of deals.
There is something to please everybody.
There's something for everyone.
THE END
THE STORY OF MISS MOPPET
THIS is a Pussy called Miss Moppet, she thinks she has heard a mouse!
THIS is a cat named Miss Moppet; she thinks she’s heard a mouse!
THIS is the Mouse peeping out behind the cupboard, and making fun of
Miss Moppet. He is not afraid of a kitten.
THIS is the Mouse peeking out from behind the cupboard, teasing
Miss Moppet. He isn't scared of a kitten.
THIS is Miss Moppet jumping just too late; she misses the Mouse and hits her own head.
THIS is Miss Moppet jumping just a bit too late; she misses the Mouse and hits her own head.
SHE thinks it is a very hard cupboard!
SHE thinks it's a really tough cupboard!
THE Mouse watches Miss Moppet from the top of the cupboard.
THE Mouse watches Miss Moppet from the top of the cabinet.
MISS MOPPET ties up her head in a duster, and sits before the fire.
MISS MOPPET ties her hair up with a duster and sits in front of the fire.
THE Mouse thinks she is looking very ill. He comes sliding down the bell-pull.
THE Mouse thinks she looks really sick. He slides down the bell-pull.
MISS MOPPET looks worse and worse. The Mouse comes a little nearer.
MISS MOPPET looks worse and worse. The Mouse comes a little closer.
MISS MOPPET holds her poor head in her paws, and looks at him through a hole in the duster. The Mouse comes VERY close.
MISS MOPPET holds her poor head in her paws and looks at him through a hole in the duster. The Mouse comes REALLY close.
AND then all of a sudden—Miss Moppet jumps upon the Mouse!
AND then all of a sudden—Miss Moppet jumps on the Mouse!
AND because the Mouse has teased Miss Moppet—Miss Moppet thinks she will tease the Mouse; which is not at all nice of Miss Moppet.
AND because the Mouse has teased Miss Moppet—Miss Moppet thinks she will tease the Mouse; which is not at all nice of Miss Moppet.
SHE ties him up in the duster, and tosses it about like a ball.
SHE ties him up in the coat and throws it around like a ball.
BUT she forgot about that hole in the duster; and when she untied it—there was no Mouse!
BUT she forgot about that hole in the duster; and when she untied it—there was no Mouse!
HE has wriggled out and run away; and he is dancing a jig on the top of the cupboard!
He has squirmed out and taken off; and he's doing a jig on top of the cupboard!
THE END
THE TALE OF MR. JEREMY FISHER
FOR STEPHANIE FROM COUSIN B.
ONCE upon a time there was a frog called Mr. Jeremy Fisher; he lived in a little damp house amongst the buttercups at the edge of a pond.
ONCE upon a time, there was a frog named Mr. Jeremy Fisher; he lived in a small, wet house among the buttercups at the edge of a pond.
THE water was all slippy-sloppy in the larder and in the back passage.
THE water was all slippery in the pantry and in the back hallway.
But Mr. Jeremy liked getting his feet wet; nobody ever scolded him, and he never caught a cold!
But Mr. Jeremy enjoyed getting his feet wet; no one ever scolded him, and he never caught a cold!
HE was quite pleased when he looked out and saw large drops of rain, splashing in the pond—
HE was pretty happy when he looked out and saw big drops of rain splashing in the pond—
"I WILL get some worms and go fishing and catch a dish of minnows for my dinner," said Mr. Jeremy Fisher. "If I catch more than five fish, I will invite my friends Mr. Alderman Ptolemy Tortoise and Sir Isaac Newton. The Alderman, however, eats salad."
"I’m going to grab some worms and go fishing to catch some minnows for dinner," said Mr. Jeremy Fisher. "If I catch more than five fish, I’ll invite my friends Mr. Alderman Ptolemy Tortoise and Sir Isaac Newton. But the Alderman only eats salad."
MR. JEREMY put on a macintosh, and a pair of shiny goloshes; he took his rod and basket, and set off with enormous hops to the place where he kept his boat.
MR. JEREMY put on a raincoat and a pair of shiny galoshes; he grabbed his fishing rod and basket, and set off with big leaps to the spot where he kept his boat.
THE boat was round and green, and very like the other lily-leaves. It was tied to a water-plant in the middle of the pond.
THE boat was round and green, and looked very much like the other lily pads. It was tied to a water plant in the middle of the pond.
MR. JEREMY took a reed pole, and pushed the boat out into open water. "I know a good place for minnows," said Mr. Jeremy Fisher.
MR. JEREMY took a long stick and shoved the boat out into open water. "I know a great spot for minnows," said Mr. Jeremy Fisher.
MR. JEREMY stuck his pole into the mud and fastened his boat to it.
MR. JEREMY shoved his pole into the mud and tied his boat to it.
Then he settled himself cross-legged and arranged his fishing tackle. He had the dearest little red float. His rod was a tough stalk of grass, his line was a fine long white horse-hair, and he tied a little wriggling worm at the end.
Then he sat down cross-legged and set up his fishing gear. He had the cutest little red bobber. His rod was a sturdy blade of grass, his line was a long, thin strand of white horsehair, and he attached a little wiggling worm at the end.
THE rain trickled down his back, and for nearly an hour he stared at the float.
THE rain trickled down his back, and for almost an hour he stared at the float.
"This is getting tiresome, I think I should like some lunch," said Mr.
Jeremy Fisher.
"This is getting tiring; I think I’d like some lunch," said Mr.
Jeremy Fisher.
HE punted back again amongst the water-plants, and took some lunch out of his basket.
He kicked back among the water plants and took some lunch out of his basket.
"I will eat a butterfly sandwich, and wait till the shower is over," said Mr. Jeremy Fisher.
"I'll have a butterfly sandwich and wait for the shower to finish," said Mr. Jeremy Fisher.
A GREAT big water-beetle came up underneath the lily leaf and tweaked the toe of one of his goloshes.
A huge water beetle came up from underneath the lily pad and tugged at the toe of one of his galoshes.
Mr. Jeremy crossed his legs up shorter, out of reach, and went on eating his sandwich.
Mr. Jeremy crossed his legs, tucking them up shorter and out of reach, and continued eating his sandwich.
ONCE or twice something moved about with a rustle and a splash amongst the rushes at the side of the pond.
ONCE or twice, something stirred with a rustle and a splash among the reeds by the pond.
"I trust that is not a rat," said Mr. Jeremy Fisher; "I think I had better get away from here."
"I hope that's not a rat," said Mr. Jeremy Fisher; "I think it's best if I leave this place."
MR. JEREMY shoved the boat out again a little way, and dropped in the bait. There was a bite almost directly; the float gave a tremendous bobbit!
MR. JEREMY pushed the boat out a bit again and dropped in the bait. There was a bite almost immediately; the float made a huge bob!
"A minnow! a minnow! I have him by the nose!" cried Mr. Jeremy Fisher, jerking up his rod.
"A minnow! A minnow! I've got him by the nose!" shouted Mr. Jeremy Fisher, yanking up his rod.
BUT what a horrible surprise! Instead of a smooth fat minnow, Mr. Jeremy landed little Jack Sharp the stickleback, covered with spines!
BUT what a terrible surprise! Instead of a nice plump minnow, Mr. Jeremy caught little Jack Sharp the stickleback, covered in spines!
THE stickleback floundered about the boat, pricking and snapping until he was quite out of breath. Then he jumped back into the water.
THE stickleback flailed around the boat, poking and snapping until he was completely out of breath. Then he jumped back into the water.
AND a shoal of other little fishes put their heads out, and laughed at
Mr. Jeremy Fisher.
AND a group of other little fish popped their heads out and laughed at
Mr. Jeremy Fisher.
AND while Mr. Jeremy sat disconsolately on the edge of his boat—sucking his sore fingers and peering down into the water—a MUCH worse thing happened; a really FRIGHTFUL thing it would have been, if Mr. Jeremy had not been wearing a macintosh!
AND while Mr. Jeremy sat sadly on the edge of his boat—sucking his sore fingers and looking down into the water—a MUCH worse thing happened; a really FRIGHTFUL thing it would have been, if Mr. Jeremy had not been wearing a raincoat!
A GREAT big enormous trout came up—ker-pflop-p-p-p! with a splash—and it seized Mr. Jeremy with a snap, "Ow! Ow! Ow!"—and then it turned and dived down to the bottom of the pond!
A huge, massive trout jumped up—ker-pflop-p-p-p! with a splash—and it snapped up Mr. Jeremy, "Ow! Ow! Ow!"—and then it turned and dove down to the bottom of the pond!
BUT the trout was so displeased with the taste of the macintosh, that in less than half a minute it spat him out again; and the only thing it swallowed was Mr. Jeremy's goloshes.
BUT the trout was so unhappy with the taste of the macintosh that in less than half a minute it spat him out again; and the only thing it swallowed was Mr. Jeremy's galoshes.
MR. JEREMY bounced up to the surface of the water, like a cork and the bubbles out of a soda water bottle; and he swam with all his might to the edge of the pond.
MR. JEREMY popped up to the surface of the water, like a cork and the bubbles from a soda bottle; and he swam with all his strength to the edge of the pond.
HE scrambled out on the first bank he came to, and he hopped home across the meadow with his macintosh all in tatters.
HE scrambled out onto the first bank he reached, and he hurried home across the meadow with his raincoat all in tatters.
"WHAT a mercy that was not a pike!" said Mr. Jeremy Fisher. "I have lost my rod and basket; but it does not much matter, for I am sure I should never have dared to go fishing again!"
"WHAT a relief that wasn't a pike!" said Mr. Jeremy Fisher. "I've lost my rod and basket, but it’s not a big deal, because I know I would never have had the courage to go fishing again!"
HE put some sticking plaster on his fingers, and his friends both came to dinner. He could not offer them fish, but he had something else in his larder.
He put some band-aids on his fingers, and both of his friends came over for dinner. He couldn't offer them fish, but he had something else in his pantry.
SIR ISAAC NEWTON wore his black and gold waistcoat,
SIR ISAAC NEWTON wore his black and gold vest,
AND Mr. Alderman Ptolemy Tortoise brought a salad with him in a string bag.
AND Mr. Alderman Ptolemy Tortoise brought a salad with him in a string bag.
AND instead of a nice dish of minnows—they had a roasted grasshopper with lady-bird sauce; which frogs consider a beautiful treat; but I think it must have been nasty!
AND instead of a nice dish of minnows—they had a roasted grasshopper with ladybug sauce; which frogs consider a delicacy; but I think it must have been gross!
THE END
THE TALE OF TIMMY TIPTOES
FOR MANY UNKNOWN LITTLE FRIENDS, INCLUDING MONICA
ONCE upon a time there was a little fat comfortable grey squirrel, called Timmy Tiptoes. He had a nest thatched with leaves in the top of a tall tree; and he had a little squirrel wife called Goody.
ONCE upon a time, there was a chubby, cozy grey squirrel named Timmy Tiptoes. He had a nest made of leaves at the top of a tall tree, and he had a little squirrel wife named Goody.
TIMMY TIPTOES sat out, enjoying the breeze; he whisked his tail and chuckled—"Little wife Goody, the nuts are ripe; we must lay up a store for winter and spring." Goody Tiptoes was busy pushing moss under the thatch—"The nest is so snug, we shall be sound asleep all winter." "Then we shall wake up all the thinner, when there is nothing to eat in spring-time," replied prudent Timothy.
TIMMY TIPTOES sat outside, enjoying the breeze; he flicked his tail and chuckled—"Little wife Goody, the nuts are ripe; we need to gather a stash for winter and spring." Goody Tiptoes was busy tucking moss under the thatch—"The nest is so cozy, we'll be fast asleep all winter." "But we'll wake up much thinner when there's nothing to eat in spring," replied sensible Timothy.
WHEN Timmy and Goody Tiptoes came to the nut thicket, they found other squirrels were there already.
WHEN Timmy and Goody Tiptoes arrived at the nut thicket, they saw that other squirrels were already there.
Timmy took off his jacket and hung it on a twig; they worked away quietly by themselves.
Timmy took off his jacket and hung it on a branch; they worked quietly on their own.
EVERY day they made several journeys and picked quantities of nuts. They carried them away in bags, and stored them in several hollow stumps near the tree where they had built their nest.
EVERY day they made several trips and gathered a lot of nuts. They carried them away in bags and stored them in various hollow stumps close to the tree where they had built their nest.
WHEN these stumps were full, they began to empty the bags into a hole high up a tree, that had belonged to a wood-pecker; the nuts rattled down—down—down inside.
WHEN these stumps were full, they started to dump the bags into a hole high up in a tree that used to belong to a woodpecker; the nuts rattled down—down—down inside.
"How shall you ever get them out again? It is like a money-box!" said
Goody.
"How are you ever going to get them out again? It's like a piggy bank!" said
Goody.
"I shall be much thinner before spring-time, my love," said Timmy
Tiptoes, peeping into the hole.
"I'll be way thinner before spring, my love," said Timmy
Tiptoes, peeking into the hole.
THEY did collect quantities—because they did not lose them! Squirrels who bury their nuts in the ground lose more than half, because they cannot remember the place.
THEY did collect plenty—because they didn’t lose them! Squirrels who bury their nuts in the ground forget where more than half of them are.
The most forgetful squirrel in the wood was called Silvertail. He began to dig, and he could not remember. And then he dug again and found some nuts that did not belong to him; and there was a fight. And other squirrels began to dig,—the whole wood was in commotion!
The most forgetful squirrel in the woods was named Silvertail. He started digging but couldn't remember why. Then he dug again and found some nuts that weren't his; this led to a fight. Other squirrels joined in digging, and soon the whole woods were in chaos!
UNFORTUNATELY, just at this time a flock of little birds flew by, from bush to bush, searching for green caterpillars and spiders. There were several sorts of little birds, twittering different songs.
UNFORTUNATELY, just then a group of little birds flew by, moving from bush to bush, looking for green caterpillars and spiders. There were several types of little birds, chirping different songs.
The first one sang—"Who's bin digging-up MY nuts? Who's-been-digging-up
MY nuts?"
The first one sang—"Who's been digging up MY nuts? Who's been digging up
MY nuts?"
And another sang—"Little bita bread and-NO-cheese! Little bit-a-bread an'-NO-cheese!"
And another sang—"Little bit of bread and-NO-cheese! Little bit of bread and-NO-cheese!"
THE squirrels followed and listened. The first little bird flew into the bush where Timmy and Goody Tiptoes were quietly tying up their bags, and it sang—"Who's-bin digging-up MY nuts? Who's been digging-up MY-nuts?"
THE squirrels followed and listened. The first little bird flew into the bush where Timmy and Goody Tiptoes were quietly tying up their bags, and it sang—"Who's been digging up MY nuts? Who's been digging up MY nuts?"
Timmy Tiptoes went on with his work without replying; indeed, the little bird did not expect an answer. It was only singing its natural song, and it meant nothing at all.
Timmy Tiptoes continued with his work without responding; in fact, the little bird didn’t expect a reply. It was just singing its usual song, and it didn’t mean anything at all.
BUT when the other squirrels heard that song, they rushed upon Timmy Tiptoes and cuffed and scratched him, and upset his bag of nuts. The innocent little bird which had caused all the mischief, flew away in a fright!
BUT when the other squirrels heard that song, they charged at Timmy Tiptoes, hit and scratched him, and knocked over his bag of nuts. The innocent little bird that had caused all the trouble flew away in a panic!
Timmy rolled over and over, and then turned tail and fled towards his nest, followed by a crowd of squirrels shouting—"Who's-been digging-up MY-nuts?"
Timmy tumbled and then quickly ran back to his nest, chased by a group of squirrels yelling, "Who dug up MY nuts?"
THEY caught him and dragged him up the very same tree, where there was the little round hole, and they pushed him in. The hole was much too small for Timmy Tiptoes' figure. They squeezed him dreadfully, it was a wonder they did not break his ribs. "We will leave him here till he confesses," said Silvertail Squirrel, and he shouted into the hole—
THEY caught him and dragged him up the same tree, where there was a small round hole, and they shoved him inside. The hole was way too small for Timmy Tiptoes' body. They squeezed him so hard that it was a miracle they didn't break his ribs. "We'll leave him here until he confesses," said Silvertail Squirrel, and he shouted into the hole—
"Who's-been-digging-up MY-nuts?"
"Who’s been digging up my nuts?"
TIMMY TIPTOES made no reply; he had tumbled down inside the tree, upon half a peck of nuts belonging to himself. He lay quite stunned and still.
TIMMY TIPTOES didn’t say anything; he had fallen down inside the tree onto about half a peck of nuts that belonged to him. He lay there, totally stunned and motionless.
GOODY TIPTOES picked up the nut bags and went home. She made a cup of tea for Timmy; but he didn't come and didn't come.
GOODY TIPTOES grabbed the nut bags and headed home. She made a cup of tea for Timmy; but he didn’t arrive and didn’t arrive.
Goody Tiptoes passed a lonely and unhappy night. Next morning she ventured back to the nut-bushes to look for him; but the other unkind squirrels drove her away.
Goody Tiptoes spent a lonely and sad night. The next morning, she cautiously returned to the nut bushes to search for him, but the other unfriendly squirrels chased her away.
She wandered all over the wood, calling—
She walked around the woods, calling—
"Timmy Tiptoes! Timmy Tiptoes! Oh, where is Timmy Tiptoes?"
"Timmy Tiptoes! Timmy Tiptoes! Oh, where is Timmy Tiptoes?"
IN the meantime Timmy Tiptoes came to his senses. He found himself tucked up in a little moss bed, very much in the dark, feeling sore; it seemed to be under ground. Timmy coughed and groaned, because his ribs hurted him. There was a chirpy noise, and a small striped Chipmunk appeared with a night light, and hoped he felt better?
IN the meantime, Timmy Tiptoes came to his senses. He found himself curled up in a little moss bed, very much in the dark, feeling sore; it seemed to be underground. Timmy coughed and groaned because his ribs hurt. There was a chirpy noise, and a small striped chipmunk appeared with a night light, asking if he felt better.
It was most kind to Timmy Tiptoes; it lent him its nightcap; and the house was full of provisions.
It was really nice to Timmy Tiptoes; it lent him its nightcap; and the house was stocked with food.
THE Chipmunk explained that it had rained nuts through the top of the tree—"Besides, I found a few buried!" It laughed and chuckled when it heard Timmy's story. While Timmy was confined to bed, it 'ticed him to eat quantities—"But how shall I ever get out through that hole unless I thin myself? My wife will be anxious!" "Just another nut—or two nuts; let me crack them for you," said the Chipmunk. Timmy Tiptoes grew fatter and fatter!
THE Chipmunk explained that it had rained nuts from the top of the tree—"Plus, I found a few buried!" It laughed and chuckled when it heard Timmy's story. While Timmy was stuck in bed, it encouraged him to eat more—"But how will I ever get through that hole unless I lose some weight? My wife will be worried!" "Just one more nut—or two; let me crack them for you," said the Chipmunk. Timmy Tiptoes grew fatter and fatter!
NOW Goody Tiptoes had set to work again by herself. She did not put any more nuts into the woodpecker's hole, because she had always doubted how they could be got out again. She hid them under a tree root; they rattled down, down, down. Once when Goody emptied an extra big bagful, there was a decided squeak; and next time Goody brought another bagful, a little striped Chipmunk scrambled out in a hurry.
NOW Goody Tiptoes had started working on her own again. She didn’t put any more nuts into the woodpecker’s hole because she always had doubts about how they could be retrieved. She hid them under a tree root; they rattled down, down, down. Once when Goody emptied a particularly big bag, there was a definite squeak; and the next time Goody brought another bag, a little striped chipmunk hurriedly scrambled out.
"IT is getting perfectly full-up down-stairs; the sitting-room is full, and they are rolling along the passage; and my husband, Chippy Hackee, has run away and left me. What is the explanation of these showers of nuts?"
"Things are getting really crowded downstairs; the living room is packed, and they’re spilling into the hallway; and my husband, Chippy Hackee, has ditched me. What’s with all these nuts falling everywhere?"
"I am sure I beg your pardon; I did not not know that anybody lived here," said Mrs. Goody Tiptoes; "but where is Chippy Hackee? My husband, Timmy Tiptoes, has run away too." "I know where Chippy is; a little bird told me," said Mrs. Chippy Hackee.
"I’m really sorry; I didn’t know anyone lived here," said Mrs. Goody Tiptoes. "But where's Chippy Hackee? My husband, Timmy Tiptoes, has also run away." "I know where Chippy is; a little bird told me," said Mrs. Chippy Hackee.
SHE led the way to the woodpecker's tree, and they listened at the hole.
SHE led the way to the woodpecker's tree, and they listened at the hole.
Down below there was a noise of nut crackers, and a fat squirrel voice and a thin squirrel voice were singing together—
Down below, there was the sound of nutcrackers, and a chubby squirrel voice and a slim squirrel voice were singing together—
"My little old man and I fell out,
How shall we bring this matter about?
Bring it about as well as you can,
And get you gone, you little old man!"
"My little old man and I had a disagreement,
How are we going to sort this out?
Sort it out the best way you can,
And you can leave now, you little old man!"
"You could squeeze in, through that little round hole," said Goody
Tiptoes. "Yes, I could," said the Chipmunk, "but my husband, Chippy
Hackee, bites!"
"You could squeeze through that little round hole," said Goody
Tiptoes. "Yeah, I could," said the Chipmunk, "but my husband, Chippy
Hackee, bites!"
Down below there was a noise of cracking nuts and nibbling; and then the fat squirrel voice and the thin squirrel voice sang—
Down below, there was the sound of cracking nuts and munching; and then the fat squirrel's voice and the thin squirrel's voice sang—
"For the diddlum day
Day diddle dum di!
Day diddle diddle dum day!"
"For the diddlum day
Day diddle dum di!
Day diddle diddle dum day!"
THEN Goody peeped in at the hole, and called down—"Timmy Tiptoes! Oh fie, Timmy Tiptoes!" And Timmy replied, "Is that you, Goody Tiptoes? Why, certainly!"
THEN Goody peeked in at the hole and called down—"Timmy Tiptoes! Oh no, Timmy Tiptoes!" And Timmy answered, "Is that you, Goody Tiptoes? Of course!"
He came up and kissed Goody through the hole; but he was so fat that he could not get out.
He came up and kissed Goody through the hole, but he was so overweight that he couldn't get out.
Chippy Hackee was not too fat, but he did not want to come; he stayed down below and chuckled.
Chippy Hackee wasn't too heavy, but he didn't want to join; he stayed below and laughed.
AND so it went on for a fortnight; till a big wind blew off the top of the tree, and opened up the hole and let in the rain.
AND so it went on for two weeks; until a strong wind blew off the top of the tree, opened up the hole, and let in the rain.
Then Timmy Tiptoes came out, and went home with an umbrella.
Then Timmy Tiptoes came out and went home with an umbrella.
BUT Chippy Hackee continued to camp out for another week, although it was uncomfortable.
BUT Chippy Hackee kept camping out for another week, even though it was uncomfortable.
AT last a large bear came walking through the wood. Perhaps he also was looking for nuts; he seemed to be sniffing around.
AT last a big bear came walking through the woods. Maybe he was also searching for nuts; he looked like he was sniffing around.
CHIPPY HACKEE went home in a hurry!
CHIPPY HACKEE hurried home!
AND when Chippy Hackee got home, he found he had caught a cold in his head; and he was more uncomfortable still.
AND when Chippy Hackee got home, he realized he had caught a cold; and he felt even more uncomfortable.
And now Timmy and Goody Tiptoes keep their nut-store fastened up with a little padlock.
And now Timmy and Goody Tiptoes keep their nut store locked up with a small padlock.
AND whenever that little bird sees the Chipmunks, he sings—"Who's-been-digging-up MY-nuts? Who's been digging-up MY-nuts?" But nobody ever answers!
AND whenever that little bird sees the Chipmunks, he sings—"Who's been digging up MY nuts? Who's been digging up MY nuts?" But nobody ever answers!
THE END
THE PIE AND THE PATTY-PAN
Pussy-cat sits by the fire—how should she be fair?
In walks the little dog—says "Pussy are you there?
How do you do mistress Pussy? Mistress Pussy, how do you do?"
"I thank you kindly, little dog, I fare as well as you!"
Old Rhyme.
Pussy-cat is sitting by the fire—how can she be pretty?
In walks the little dog—says "Pussy, are you there?
How are you, Miss Pussy? Miss Pussy, how are you?"
"Thank you, little dog, I'm doing as well as you!"
Old Rhyme.
ONCE upon a time there was a Pussy-cat called Ribby, who invited a little dog called Duchess to tea.
ONCE upon a time there was a cat named Ribby, who invited a little dog named Duchess over for tea.
"Come in good time, my dear Duchess," said Ribby's letter, "and we will have something so very nice. I am baking it in a pie-dish—a pie-dish with a pink rim. You never tasted anything so good! And YOU shall eat it all! I will eat muffins, my dear Duchess!" wrote Ribby.
"Please arrive promptly, my dear Duchess," Ribby's letter said, "and we'll have something really special. I'm baking it in a pie dish—a pie dish with a pink rim. You've never tasted anything this delicious! And YOU get to eat it all! I will have muffins, my dear Duchess!" wrote Ribby.
Duchess read the letter and wrote an answer:—"I will come with much pleasure at a quarter past four. But it is very strange. I was just going to invite you to come here, to supper, my dear Ribby, to eat something MOST DELICIOUS."
Duchess read the letter and wrote a reply:—"I'll be there with pleasure at 4:15. But this is very strange. I was just about to invite you over for dinner, my dear Ribby, to enjoy something REALLY DELICIOUS."
"I will come very punctually, my dear Ribby," wrote Duchess; and then at the end she added—"I hope it isn't mouse?"
"I'll be there right on time, my dear Ribby," wrote Duchess; and then at the end she added—"I hope it isn't a mouse?"
And then she thought that did not look quite polite; so she scratched out "isn't mouse" and changed it to "I hope it will be fine," and she gave her letter to the postman.
And then she thought that didn't look very polite, so she scratched out "isn't mouse" and changed it to "I hope it will be fine," and she handed her letter to the postman.
But she thought a great deal about Ribby's pie, and she read Ribby's letter over and over again.
But she thought a lot about Ribby's pie, and she kept reading Ribby's letter over and over again.
"I am dreadfully afraid it WILL be mouse!" said Duchess to herself—"I really couldn't, COULDN'T eat mouse pie. And I shall have to eat it, because it is a party. And MY pie was going to be veal and ham. A pink and white pie-dish! and so is mine; just like Ribby's dishes; they were both bought at Tabitha Twitchit's."
"I’m really worried it’s going to be mouse!" the Duchess said to herself. "I just couldn’t, COULDN'T eat mouse pie. And I’ll have to eat it because it’s a party. My pie was going to be veal and ham. A pink and white pie dish! And mine is just like Ribby's dishes; they were both bought at Tabitha Twitchit's."
Duchess went into her larder and took the pie off a shelf and looked at it.
Duchess went into her pantry, grabbed the pie from a shelf, and examined it.
"It is all ready to put into the oven. Such lovely pie-crust; and I put in a little tin patty-pan to hold up the crust; and I made a hole in the middle with a fork to let out the steam—Oh I do wish I could eat my own pie, instead of a pie made of mouse!"
"It’s all set to go in the oven. Such a lovely pie crust; I put a small tin patty pan in to support the crust, and I poked a hole in the middle with a fork to let the steam escape—Oh, I really wish I could eat my own pie instead of one made with mouse!"
Duchess considered and considered and read Ribby' s letter again—
Duchess thought and thought and read Ribby's letter again—
"A pink and white pie-dish-and YOU shall eat it all. 'You' means me—then Ribby is not going to even taste the pie herself? A pink and white pie-dish! Ribby is sure to go out to buy the muffins….. Oh what a good idea! Why shouldn't I rush along and put my pie into Ribby's oven when Ribby isn't there?"
"A pink and white pie dish—and YOU have to eat it all. 'You' means me—so Ribby isn’t even going to try the pie herself? A pink and white pie dish! Ribby will definitely go out to buy the muffins… Oh, what a great idea! Why shouldn’t I hurry and put my pie in Ribby’s oven while she’s out?"
Duchess was quite delighted with her own cleverness!
Duchess was really pleased with her own cleverness!
Ribby in the meantime had received Duchess's answer, and as soon as she was sure that the little dog would come—she popped HER pie into the oven. There were two ovens, one above the other; some other knobs and handles were only ornamental and not intended to open. Ribby put the pie into the lower oven; the door was very stiff.
Ribby had meanwhile gotten Duchess's reply, and as soon as she was certain that the little dog would come—she put HER pie in the oven. There were two ovens, one stacked on top of the other; some of the other knobs and handles were just for show and weren’t meant to work. Ribby placed the pie in the lower oven; the door was really stiff.
"The top oven bakes too quickly," said Ribby to herself. "It is a pie of the most delicate and tender mouse minced up with bacon. And I have taken out all the bones; because Duchess did nearly choke herself with a fish-bone last time I gave a party. She eats a little fast—rather big mouthfuls. But a most genteel and elegant little dog infinitely superior company to Cousin Tabitha Twitchit."
"The top oven bakes too quickly," Ribby said to herself. "It's a pie made from the most delicate and tender mouse, minced up with bacon. And I’ve taken out all the bones because Duchess almost choked on a fish bone the last time I hosted a party. She eats a bit too fast—rather big mouthfuls. But she’s a very classy and elegant little dog, way better company than Cousin Tabitha Twitchit."
Ribby put on some coal and swept up the hearth. Then she went out with a can to the well, for water to fill up the kettle.
Ribby added some coal and cleaned the hearth. Then she stepped outside with a can to fetch water from the well for the kettle.
Then she began to set the room in order, for it was the sitting-room as well as the kitchen. She shook the mats out at the front-door and put them straight; the hearth-rug was a rabbit-skin. She dusted the clock and the ornaments on the mantelpiece, and she polished and rubbed the tables and chairs.
Then she started tidying up the room, which served as both the living room and the kitchen. She shook out the mats at the front door and straightened them up; the hearth rug was made from rabbit skin. She dusted the clock and the decorations on the mantelpiece, and she polished and wiped down the tables and chairs.
Then she spread a very clean white table-cloth, and set out her best china tea-set, which she took out of a wall-cupboard near the fireplace. The tea-cups were white with a pattern of pink roses; and the dinner-plates were white and blue.
Then she spread a very clean white tablecloth and set out her best china tea set, which she took from a cabinet near the fireplace. The teacups were white with a pattern of pink roses, and the dinner plates were white and blue.
When Ribby had laid the table she took a jug and a blue and white dish, and went out down the field to the farm, to fetch milk and butter.
When Ribby set the table, she grabbed a jug and a blue and white dish, then went across the field to the farm to get milk and butter.
When she came back, she peeped into the bottom oven; the pie looked very comfortable.
When she returned, she peeked into the bottom oven; the pie looked really cozy.
Ribby put on her shawl and bonnet and went out again with a basket, to the village shop to buy a packet of tea, a pound of lump sugar, and a pot of marmalade.
Ribby put on her shawl and bonnet and went out again with a basket to the village shop to buy a packet of tea, a pound of lump sugar, and a jar of marmalade.
And just at the same time, Duchess came out of HER house, at the other end of the village.
And just then, the Duchess came out of HER house at the other end of the village.
Ribby met Duchess half-way own the street, also carrying a basket, covered with a cloth. They only bowed to one another; they did not speak, because they were going to have a party.
Ribby met Duchess halfway down the street, also carrying a basket covered with a cloth. They only nodded to each other; they didn’t talk, because they were both heading to a party.
As soon as Duchess had got round the corner out of sight—she simply ran! Straight away to Ribby's house!
As soon as the Duchess turned the corner out of sight—she just ran! Right over to Ribby's house!
Ribby went into the shop and bought what she required, and came out, after a pleasant gossip with Cousin Tabitha Twitchit.
Ribby went into the shop, bought what she needed, and came out after a nice chat with Cousin Tabitha Twitchit.
Cousin Tabitha was disdainful afterwards in conversation—
Cousin Tabitha was dismissive afterward in conversation—
"A little DOG indeed! Just as if there were no CATS in Sawrey! And a PIE for afternoon tea! The very idea!" said Cousin Tabitha Twitchit.
"A little dog, really! As if there were no cats in Sawrey! And a pie for afternoon tea! What a ridiculous idea!" said Cousin Tabitha Twitchit.
Ribby went on to Timothy Baker's and bought the muffins. Then she went home.
Ribby went to Timothy Baker's and bought the muffins. Then she went home.
There seemed to be a sort of scuffling noise in the back passage, as she was coming in at the front door.
There was a scuffling noise coming from the back hallway as she walked in through the front door.
"I trust that is not that Pie: the spoons are locked up, however," said
Ribby.
"I hope that's not the pie; but the spoons are locked away," said
Ribby.
But there was nobody there. Ribby opened the bottom oven door with some difficulty, and turned the pie. There began to be a pleasing smell of baked mouse!
But there was no one there. Ribby opened the bottom oven door with some effort and turned the pie. A nice smell of baked mouse started to fill the air!
Duchess in the meantime, had slipped out at the back door.
Duchess, in the meantime, had quietly slipped out the back door.
"It is a very odd thing that Ribby's pie was NOT in the oven when I put mine in! And I can t find it anywhere; I have looked all over the house. I put MY pie into a nice hot oven at the top. I could not turn any of the other handles; I think that they are all shams," said Duchess, "but I wish I could have removed the pie made of mouse! I cannot think what she has done with it? I heard Ribby coming and I had to run out by the back door!"
"It’s really strange that Ribby's pie wasn’t in the oven when I put mine in! And I can’t find it anywhere; I’ve looked all over the house. I put MY pie into a nice hot oven at the top. I couldn’t turn any of the other handles; I think they’re all fake," said Duchess, "but I wish I could have taken away the mouse pie! I can’t imagine what she’s done with it? I heard Ribby coming and I had to sneak out the back door!"
Duchess went home and brushed her beautiful black coat; and then she picked a bunch of flowers in her garden as a present for Ribby; and passed the time until the clock struck four.
Duchess went home and brushed her gorgeous black coat; then she picked a bunch of flowers from her garden as a gift for Ribby, and spent the time until the clock struck four.
Ribby—having assured herself by careful search that there was really no one hiding in the cupboard or in the larder—went upstairs to change her dress.
Ribby—having confirmed through a thorough search that there was nobody hiding in the cupboard or the pantry—went upstairs to change her dress.
She put on a lilac silk gown, for the party, and an embroidered muslin apron and tippet.
She wore a lilac silk dress for the party, along with an embroidered muslin apron and shawl.
"It is very strange," said Ribby, "I did not THINK I left that drawer pulled out; has somebody been trying on my mittens?"
"It’s really odd," said Ribby, "I didn’t think I left that drawer open; has someone been trying on my mittens?"
She came downstairs again, and made the tea, and put the teapot on the hob. She peeped again into the BOTTOM oven, the pie had become a lovely brown, and it was steaming hot.
She came downstairs again, made the tea, and put the teapot on the stove. She peeked into the bottom oven; the pie was a beautiful brown and steaming hot.
She sat down before the fire to wait for the little dog. "I am glad I used the BOTTOM oven," said Ribby, "the top one would certainly have been very much too hot. I wonder why that cupboard door was open? Can there really have been some one in the house?"
She sat down by the fire to wait for the little dog. "I'm glad I used the BOTTOM oven," said Ribby, "the top one would definitely have been way too hot. I wonder why that cupboard door was open? Could there actually have been someone in the house?"
Very punctually at four o'clock, Duchess started to go to the party. She ran so fast through the village that she was too early, and she had to wait a little while in the lane that leads down to Ribby's house.
Very punctually at four o'clock, the Duchess set off for the party. She ran so quickly through the village that she arrived too early and had to wait for a bit in the lane that leads down to Ribby's house.
"I wonder if Ribby has taken MY pie out of the oven yet?" said Duchess, "and whatever can have become of the other pie made of mouse?"
"I wonder if Ribby has taken MY pie out of the oven yet?" said Duchess, "and what could have happened to the other pie made of mouse?"
At a quarter past four to the minute, there came a most genteel little tap-tappity. "Is Mrs. Ribston at home?" inquired Duchess in the porch.
At a quarter past four exactly, there was a polite little knock. "Is Mrs. Ribston home?" asked the Duchess from the porch.
"Come in! and how do you do, my dear Duchess?" cried Ribby. "I hope I see you well?"
"Come in! How are you doing, my dear Duchess?" exclaimed Ribby. "I hope you're well?"
"Quite well, I thank you, and how do YOU do, my dear Ribby?" said
Duchess. "I've brought you some flowers; what a delicious smell of pie!"
"Pretty good, thanks, and how about you, my dear Ribby?" said
Duchess. "I've brought you some flowers; it smells amazing in here with that pie!"
"Oh, what lovely flowers! Yes, it is mouse and bacon!"
"Oh, what beautiful flowers! Yes, it's cheese and bacon!"
"Do not talk about food, my dear Ribby," said Duchess; "what a lovely white tea-cloth!…. Is it done to a turn? Is it still in the oven?"
"Don't talk about food, my dear Ribby," said Duchess; "what a lovely white tablecloth!…. Is it cooked just right? Is it still in the oven?"
"I think it wants another five minutes," said Ribby. "Just a shade longer; I will pour out the tea, while we wait. Do you take sugar, my dear Duchess?"
"I think it needs about five more minutes," said Ribby. "Just a little longer; I'll pour the tea while we wait. Do you take sugar, dear Duchess?"
"Oh yes, please! my dear Ribby; and may I have a lump upon my nose?"
"Oh yes, please! my dear Ribby; and can I have a bump on my nose?"
"With pleasure, my dear Duchess; how beautifully you beg! Oh, how sweetly pretty!"
"Of course, my dear Duchess; you ask so beautifully! Oh, how adorably lovely!"
Duchess sat up with the sugar on her nose and sniffed—
Duchess sat up with sugar on her nose and sniffed—
"How good that pie smells! I do love veal and ham—I mean to say mouse and bacon——"
"Wow, that pie smells amazing! I really love veal and ham—I mean mouse and bacon——"
She dropped the sugar in confusion, and had to go hunting under the tea-table, so did not see which oven Ribby opened in order to get out the pie.
She dropped the sugar in confusion and had to search under the tea table, so she didn’t see which oven Ribby opened to take out the pie.
Ribby set the pie upon the table; there was a very savoury smell.
Ribby put the pie on the table; it had a very delicious smell.
Duchess came out from under the table-cloth munching sugar, and sat up on a chair.
Duchess emerged from under the tablecloth, munching on sugar, and sat down in a chair.
"I will first cut the pie for you; I am going to have muffin and marmalade," said Ribby.
"I'll cut the pie for you first; I'm going to have a muffin and some marmalade," said Ribby.
"Do you really prefer muffin? Mind the patty-pan!"
"Do you actually prefer a muffin? Watch out for the patty pan!"
"I beg your pardon?" said Ribby.
"I beg your pardon?" Ribby said.
"May I pass you the marmalade?" said Duchess hurriedly.
"Can I pass you the marmalade?" said the Duchess quickly.
The pie proved extremely toothsome, and the muffins light and hot. They disappeared rapidly, especially the pie!
The pie was really delicious, and the muffins were light and warm. They vanished quickly, especially the pie!
"I think"—(thought the Duchess to herself)—"I THINK it would be wiser if I helped myself to pie; though Ribby did not seem to notice anything when she was cutting it. What very small fine pieces it has cooked into! I did not remember that I had minced it up so fine; I suppose this is a quicker oven than my own."
"I think"—(the Duchess thought to herself)—"I THINK it would be smarter if I took some pie for myself; even though Ribby didn’t seem to notice anything when she was slicing it. What tiny little pieces it has cooked into! I don’t remember chopping it up so finely; I guess this is a faster oven than mine."
"How fast Duchess is eating!" thought Ribby to herself, as she buttered her fifth muffin.
"Wow, Duchess is eating really fast!" Ribby thought to herself as she buttered her fifth muffin.
The pie-dish was emptying rapidly! Duchess had had four helps already, and was fumbling with the spoon.
The pie dish was running low fast! The Duchess had already had four servings and was awkwardly handling the spoon.
"A little more bacon, my dear Duchess?" said Ribby.
"A little more bacon, my dear Duchess?" Ribby asked.
"Thank you, my dear Ribby; I was only feeling for the patty-pan."
"Thanks, my dear Ribby; I was just checking for the patty-pan."
"The patty-pan? my dear Duchess?"
"The patty-pan? My dear Duchess?"
"The patty-pan that held up the pie-crust," said Duchess, blushing under her black coat.
"The patty-pan that held up the pie crust," said the Duchess, blushing beneath her black coat.
"Oh, I didn't put one in, my dear Duchess," said Ribby; "I don't think that it is necessary in pies made of mouse."
"Oh, I didn’t include one, my dear Duchess," said Ribby; "I don’t think it’s needed in pies made from mouse."
Duchess fumbled with the spoon—"I can't find it!" she said anxiously.
Duchess fumbled with the spoon—"I can't find it!" she said nervously.
"There isn't a patty-pan," said Ribby, looking perplexed.
"There isn't a patty-pan," Ribby said, looking confused.
"Yes, indeed, my dear Ribby; where can it have gone to?" said Duchess.
"Yes, definitely, my dear Ribby; where could it have gone?" said Duchess.
"There most certainly is not one, my dear Duchess. I disapprove of tin articles in puddings and pies. It is most undesirable—(especially when people swallow in lumps!)" she added in a lower voice.
"There definitely isn't one, my dear Duchess. I don't approve of having tin objects in puddings and pies. It's really undesirable—(especially when people end up swallowing them whole!)" she added in a quieter voice.
Duchess looked very much alarmed, and continued to scoop the inside of the pie-dish.
Duchess looked really worried and kept digging into the inside of the pie dish.
"My Great-aunt Squintina (grandmother of Cousin Tabitha Twitchit)—died of a thimble in a Christmas plum-pudding. I never put any article of metal in MY puddings or pies."
"My Great-aunt Squintina (the grandmother of Cousin Tabitha Twitchit)—died from choking on a thimble in a Christmas plum pudding. I never put any metal objects in MY puddings or pies."
Duchess looked aghast, and tilted up the pie-dish.
Duchess looked shocked and lifted the pie dish.
"I have only four patty-pans, and they are all in the cupboard."
"I only have four patty pans, and they're all in the cupboard."
Duchess set up a howl.
Duchess started howling.
"I shall die! I shall die! I have swallowed a patty-pan! Oh, my dear
Ribby, I do feel so ill!"
"I’m going to die! I’m going to die! I ate a patty-pan! Oh, my dear
Ribby, I feel so sick!"
"It is impossible, my dear Duchess; there was not a patty-pan."
"It can't be done, my dear Duchess; there wasn't a patty pan."
Duchess moaned and whined and rocked herself about.
Duchess groaned and complained as she rocked back and forth.
"Oh I feel so dreadful. I have swallowed a patty-pan!"
"Oh, I feel so terrible. I just swallowed a patty-pan!"
"There was NOTHING in the pie," said Ribby severely.
"There was NOTHING in the pie," Ribby said sternly.
"Yes there WAS, my dear Ribby, I am sure I have swallowed it!"
"Yes, there was, my dear Ribby, I'm sure I swallowed it!"
"Let me prop you up with a pillow, my dear Duchess; where do you think you feel it?"
"Let me support you with a pillow, my dear Duchess; where do you feel it?"
"Oh I do feel so ill ALL OVER me, my dear Ribby; I have swallowed a large tin patty-pan with a sharp scalloped edge!"
"Oh, I feel so sick ALL OVER, my dear Ribby; I swallowed a big tin pie dish with a sharp, wavy edge!"
"Shall I run for the doctor? I will just lock up the spoons!"
"Should I go get the doctor? I'll just put away the spoons!"
"Oh yes, yes! fetch Dr. Maggotty, my dear Ribby: he is a Pie himself, he will certainly understand."
"Oh yes, yes! Go get Dr. Maggotty, my dear Ribby: he is a Pie himself, so he will definitely understand."
Ribby settled Duchess in an armchair before the fire, and went out and hurried to the village to look for the doctor.
Ribby placed Duchess in an armchair in front of the fire, then hurried out to the village to find the doctor.
She found him at the smithy.
She found him at the blacksmith's shop.
He was occupied in putting rusty nails into a bottle of ink, which he had obtained at the post office.
He was busy putting rusty nails into a bottle of ink that he had gotten at the post office.
"Gammon? ha! HA!" said he, with his head on one side.
"Gammon? Ha! HA!" he said, tilting his head to one side.
Ribby explained that her guest had swallowed a patty-pan.
Ribby explained that her guest had eaten a patty-pan.
"Spinach? ha! HA!" said he, and accompanied her with alacrity.
"Spinach? Ha! HA!" he said, and eagerly accompanied her.
He hopped so fast that Ribby—had to run. It was most conspicuous. All the village could see that Ribby was fetching the doctor.
He jumped so quickly that Ribby had to run. It was really obvious. The whole village could see that Ribby was going to get the doctor.
"I KNEW they would over-eat themselves!" said Cousin Tabitha Twitchit.
"I KNEW they would eat too much!" said Cousin Tabitha Twitchit.
But while Ribby had been hunting for the doctor—a curious thing had happened to Duchess, who had been left by herself, sitting before the fire, sighing and groaning and feeling very unhappy.
But while Ribby was searching for the doctor, a strange thing had happened to Duchess, who had been left alone, sitting in front of the fire, sighing, groaning, and feeling very miserable.
"How COULD I have swallowed it! such a large thing as a patty-pan!"
"How could I have swallowed that! Something as big as a patty-pan!"
She got up and went to the table, and felt inside the pie-dish again with a spoon.
She got up and walked over to the table, and once more felt inside the pie dish with a spoon.
"No; there is no patty-pan, and I put one in; and nobody has eaten pie except me, so I must have swallowed it!"
"Nope; there’s no patty-pan, and I added one; and no one has eaten pie except me, so I must have swallowed it!"
She sat down again, and stared mournfully at the grate. The fire crackled and danced, and something sizz-z-zled!
She sat down again and looked sadly at the fireplace. The fire crackled and flickered, and something sizzled!
Duchess started! She opened the door of the TOP oven;—out came a rich steamy flavour of veal and ham, and there stood a fine brown pie,—and through a hole in the top of the pie-crust there was a glimpse of a little tin patty-pan!
Duchess was ready! She opened the door of the top oven; a rich, steamy aroma of veal and ham wafted out, revealing a beautiful brown pie—and through a hole in the top of the pie crust, you could see a little tin patty-pan!
Duchess drew a long breath—
Duchess took a deep breath—
"Then I must have been eating MOUSE!… NO wonder I feel ill…. But perhaps I should feel worse if I had really swallowed a patty-pan!" Duchess reflected—"What a very awkward thing to have to explain to Ribby! I think I will put my pie in the back-yard and say nothing about it. When I go home, I will run round and take it away." She put it outside the back-door, and sat down again by the fire, and shut her eyes; when Ribby arrived with the doctor, she seemed fast asleep.
"Then I must have been eating MOUSE!… No wonder I feel sick…. But maybe I would feel worse if I had actually swallowed a patty-pan!" The Duchess thought—"What a really awkward situation to explain to Ribby! I think I'll put my pie in the backyard and say nothing about it. When I go home, I’ll sneak around and take it away." She placed it outside the back door, sat down again by the fire, and closed her eyes; when Ribby arrived with the doctor, she looked like she was fast asleep.
"Gammon, ha, HA?" said the doctor.
"Gammon, ha, HA?" said the doctor.
"I am feeling very much better," said Duchess, waking up with a jump.
"I feel so much better," said the Duchess, jumping awake.
"I am truly glad to hear it!" He has brought you a pill, my dear
Duchess!"
"I’m really glad to hear that!" He brought you a pill, my dear
Duchess!"
"I think I should feel QUITE well if he only felt my pulse," said Duchess, backing away from the magpie, who sidled up with something in his beak.
"I think I’d feel pretty good if he just felt my pulse," said the Duchess, stepping away from the magpie, who was inching closer with something in its beak.
"It is only a bread pill, you had much better take it; drink a little milk, my dear Duchess!"
"It’s just a little pill, you should definitely take it; drink some milk, my dear Duchess!"
"Gammon? Gammon?" said the doctor, while Duchess coughed and choked.
"Gammon? Gammon?" said the doctor, as Duchess coughed and choked.
"Don't say that again!" said Ribby, losing her temper—"Here, take this bread and jam, and get out into the yard!"
"Don't say that again!" Ribby snapped, losing her temper. "Here, take this bread and jam, and go outside!"
"Gammon and spinach! ha ha HA!" shouted Dr. Maggotty triumphantly outside the back door.
"Gammon and spinach! Ha ha HA!" shouted Dr. Maggotty triumphantly outside the back door.
"I am feeling very much better, my dear Ribby," said Duchess. "Do you not think that I had better go home before it gets dark?"
"I’m feeling a lot better, my dear Ribby," said Duchess. "Don’t you think I should head home before it gets dark?"
"Perhaps it might be wise, my dear Duchess. I will lend you a nice warm shawl, and you shall take my arm."
"Maybe that would be a good idea, my dear Duchess. I'll give you a cozy shawl, and you can take my arm."
"I would not trouble you for worlds; I feel wonderfully better. One pill of Dr. Maggotty——"
"I wouldn't bother you for anything in the world; I'm feeling so much better. One pill from Dr. Maggotty——"
"Indeed it is most admirable, if it has cured you of a patty-pan! I will call directly after breakfast to ask how you have slept."
"Wow, that’s really impressive if it has cured you of a patty-pan! I'll come by right after breakfast to see how you slept."
Ribby and Duchess said good-bye affectionately, and Duchess started home. Half-way up the lane she stopped and looked back; Ribby had gone in and shut her door. Duchess slipped through the fence, and ran round to the back of Ribby's house, and peeped into the yard.
Ribby and Duchess said goodbye warmly, and Duchess headed home. Halfway up the lane, she paused and turned back; Ribby had gone inside and closed her door. Duchess slipped through the fence, ran around to the back of Ribby's house, and peeked into the yard.
Upon the roof of the pig-stye sat Dr. Maggotty and three jackdaws. The jackdaws were eating pie-crust, and the magpie was drinking gravy out of a patty-pan.
On the roof of the pigsty sat Dr. Maggotty and three jackdaws. The jackdaws were eating pie crust, and the magpie was drinking gravy from a patty pan.
"Gammon, ha, HA!" he shouted when he saw Duchess's little black nose peeping round the corner.
"Gammon, ha, HA!" he yelled when he spotted Duchess's small black nose peeking around the corner.
Duchess ran home feeling uncommonly silly!
Duchess raced home feeling unusually silly!
When Ribby came out for a pailful of water to wash up the tea-things, she found a pink and white pie-dish lying smashed in the middle of the yard. The patty-pan was under the pump, where Dr Maggotty had considerately left it.
When Ribby went out to get a bucket of water to clean up the tea things, she found a pink and white pie dish shattered in the middle of the yard. The patty pan was under the pump, where Dr. Maggotty had thoughtfully left it.
Ribby stared with amazement—"Did you ever see the like! so there really
WAS a patty-pan?…. But my patty-pans are all in the kitchen cupboard.
Well I never did!…. Next time I want to give a party—I will invite
Cousin Tabitha Twitchit!"
Ribby stared in disbelief—"Have you ever seen anything like it! So there really
WAS a patty-pan?…. But my patty-pans are all in the kitchen cupboard.
I can’t believe it!…. Next time I throw a party—I’ll invite
Cousin Tabitha Twitchit!"
THE END
THE TALE OF JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK A FARMYARD TALE FOR RALPH AND BETSY
WHAT a funny sight it is to see a brood of ducklings with a hen! —Listen to the story of Jemima Puddle-duck, who was annoyed because the farmer's wife would not let her hatch her own eggs.
WHAT a funny sight it is to see a bunch of ducklings with a hen! —Listen to the story of Jemima Puddle-duck, who was upset because the farmer's wife wouldn’t let her hatch her own eggs.
HER sister-in-law, Mrs. Rebeccah Puddle-duck, was perfectly willing to leave the hatching to some one else—"I have not the patience to sit on a nest for twenty-eight days; and no more have you, Jemima. You would let them go cold; you know you would!"
HER sister-in-law, Mrs. Rebeccah Puddle-duck, was totally okay with letting someone else handle the hatching—"I don’t have the patience to sit on a nest for twenty-eight days; and neither do you, Jemima. You’d let them go cold; you know you would!"
"I wish to hatch my own eggs; I will hatch them all by myself," quacked
Jemima Puddle-duck.
"I want to hatch my own eggs; I'll do it all by myself," quacked
Jemima Puddle-duck.
SHE tried to hide her eggs; but they were always found and carried off.
SHE tried to hide her eggs, but they were always found and taken away.
Jemima Puddle-duck became quite desperate. She determined to make a nest right away from the farm.
Jemima Puddle-Duck became really anxious. She decided to build a nest far away from the farm.
SHE set off on a fine spring afternoon along the cart-road that leads over the hill.
SHE set off on a beautiful spring afternoon along the dirt road that goes over the hill.
She was wearing a shawl and a poke bonnet.
She was wearing a shawl and a wide-brimmed bonnet.
WHEN she reached the top of the hill, she saw a wood in the distance.
WHEN she reached the top of the hill, she saw a forest in the distance.
She thought that it looked a safe quiet spot.
She thought it looked like a safe, quiet place.
JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK was not much in the habit of flying. She ran downhill a few yards flapping her shawl, and then she jumped off into the air.
JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK didn't fly very often. She took off running downhill for a few yards, flapping her shawl, and then she jumped into the air.
SHE flew beautifully when she had got a good start.
SHE flew gracefully once she got off to a good start.
She skimmed along over the tree-tops until she saw an open place in the middle of the wood, where the trees and brushwood had been cleared.
She glided over the treetops until she spotted a clearing in the middle of the woods, where the trees and underbrush had been removed.
JEMIMA alighted rather heavily, and began to waddle about in search of a convenient dry nesting-place. She rather fancied a tree-stump amongst some tall fox-gloves.
JEMIMA hopped down rather heavily and started to waddle around looking for a convenient dry spot to nest. She had her eye on a tree stump surrounded by some tall foxgloves.
But—seated upon the stump, she was startled to find an elegantly dressed gentleman reading a newspaper.
But—sitting on the stump, she was surprised to see a well-dressed man reading a newspaper.
He had black prick ears and sandy coloured whiskers.
He had black, pointy ears and sandy-colored whiskers.
"Quack?" said Jemima Puddle-duck, with her head and her bonnet on one side—"Quack?"
"Quack?" Jemima Puddle-Duck said, tilting her head and her bonnet to one side—"Quack?"
THE gentleman raised his eyes above his newspaper and looked curiously at Jemima—
THE gentleman looked up from his newspaper and glanced curiously at Jemima—
"Madam, have you lost your way?" said he. He had a long bushy tail which he was sitting upon, as the stump was somewhat damp.
"Excuse me, have you lost your way?" he asked. He had a long, bushy tail that he was sitting on since the stump was a bit damp.
Jemima thought him mighty civil and handsome. She explained that she had not lost her way, but that she was trying to find a convenient dry nesting-place.
Jemima thought he was really polite and attractive. She explained that she hadn't lost her way, but that she was looking for a nice dry spot to nest.
"AH! is that so? indeed!" said the gentleman with sandy whiskers, looking curiously at Jemima. He folded up the newspaper, and put it in his coat-tail pocket.
"Ah! Is that right? Really?" said the man with sandy whiskers, looking at Jemima with interest. He folded the newspaper and tucked it into his coat pocket.
Jemima complained of the superfluous hen.
Jemima complained about the extra chicken.
"Indeed! how interesting! I wish I could meet with that fowl. I would teach it to mind its own business!"
"Wow! That’s so interesting! I wish I could meet that bird. I would teach it to mind its own business!"
"BUT as to a nest—there is no difficulty: I have a sackful of feathers in my wood-shed. No, my dear madam, you will be in nobody's way. You may sit there as long as you like," said the bushy long-tailed gentleman.
"BUT as for a nest—there's no problem: I have a sack full of feathers in my shed. No, my dear lady, you won't be in anyone's way. You can sit there as long as you want," said the bushy long-tailed gentleman.
He led the way to a very retired, dismal-looking house amongst the fox-gloves.
He walked ahead to a very secluded, gloomy-looking house among the foxgloves.
It was built of faggots and turf, and there were two broken pails, one on top of another, by way of a chimney.
It was made of branches and grass, with two broken buckets stacked on top of each other serving as a chimney.
"THIS is my summer residence; you would not find my earth—my winter house—so convenient," said the hospitable gentleman.
"THIS is my summer home; you wouldn't find my place—my winter house—so convenient," said the friendly gentleman.
There was a tumble-down shed at the back of the house, made of old soap-boxes. The gentleman opened the door, and showed Jemima in.
There was a rundown shed at the back of the house, made of old soap boxes. The gentleman opened the door and let Jemima in.
THE shed was almost quite full of feathers—it was almost suffocating; but it was comfortable and very soft.
THE shed was nearly filled with feathers—it was almost suffocating; but it was cozy and really soft.
Jemima Puddle-duck was rather surprised to find such a vast quantity of feathers. But it was very comfortable; and she made a nest without any trouble at all.
Jemima Puddle-Duck was quite surprised to discover such a large amount of feathers. But it was really cozy, and she easily built a nest.
WHEN she came out, the sandy whiskered gentleman was sitting on a log reading the newspaper—at least he had it spread out, but he was looking over the top of it.
WHEN she stepped outside, the sandy-whiskered man was sitting on a log reading the newspaper—at least he had it open, but he was looking over the top of it.
He was so polite, that he seemed almost sorry to let Jemima go home for the night. He promised to take great care of her nest until she came back again next day.
He was so polite that he almost seemed sad to let Jemima go home for the night. He promised to take good care of her nest until she came back the next day.
He said he loved eggs and ducklings; he should be proud to see a fine nestful in his wood-shed.
He said he loved eggs and ducklings; he should take pride in seeing a nice nest in his wood shed.
JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK came every afternoon; she laid nine eggs in the nest. They were greeny white and very large. The foxy gentleman admired them immensely. He used to turn them over and count them when Jemima was not there.
JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK came every afternoon; she laid nine eggs in the nest. They were greenish-white and really big. The foxy gentleman admired them a lot. He would turn them over and count them when Jemima wasn't around.
At last Jemima told him that she intended to begin to sit next day—"and I will bring a bag of corn with me, so that I need never leave my nest until the eggs are hatched. They might catch cold," said the conscientious Jemima.
At last, Jemima told him that she planned to start sitting on the eggs the next day—"and I’ll bring a bag of corn with me, so I won’t have to leave my nest until the eggs hatch. They might get cold," said the diligent Jemima.
"MADAM, I beg you not to trouble yourself with a bag; I will provide oats. But before you commence your tedious sitting, I intend to give you a treat. Let us have a dinner-party all to ourselves!
"MADAM, please don’t worry about a bag; I’ll take care of the oats. But before you start your long evening of sitting, I want to offer you a little treat. Let’s have a dinner party just for us!"
"May I ask you to bring up some herbs from the farm-garden to make a savoury omelette? Sage and thyme, and mint and two onions, and some parsley. I will provide lard for the stuff-lard for the omelette," said the hospitable gentleman with sandy whiskers.
"Could you bring some herbs from the garden to make a tasty omelette? Sage and thyme, mint, two onions, and some parsley. I’ll provide lard for the omelette," said the friendly gentleman with sandy whiskers.
JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK was a simpleton: not even the mention of sage and onions made her suspicious.
JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK was naïve: even the mention of sage and onions didn’t raise any red flags for her.
She went round the farm-garden, nibbling off snippets of all the different sorts of herbs that are used for stuffing roast duck.
She walked around the garden, picking off bits of all the different herbs used for stuffing roast duck.
AND she waddled into the kitchen, and got two onions out of a basket.
AND she waddled into the kitchen and grabbed two onions from a basket.
The collie-dog Kep met her coming out, "What are you doing with those onions? Where do you go every afternoon by yourself, Jemima Puddle-duck?"
The collie dog Kep saw her coming out, "What are you doing with those onions? Where do you go every afternoon all alone, Jemima Puddle-duck?"
Jemima was rather in awe of the collie; she told him the whole story.
Jemima was quite impressed by the collie; she shared the whole story with him.
The collie listened, with his wise head on one side; he grinned when she described the polite gentleman with sandy whiskers.
The collie listened, tilting his wise head; he smiled when she talked about the polite gentleman with sandy whiskers.
HE asked several questions about the wood, and about the exact position of the house and shed.
He asked several questions about the wood and the exact location of the house and shed.
Then he went out, and trotted down the village. He went to look for two fox-hound puppies who were out at walk with the butcher.
Then he went out and jogged down the village. He went to look for two foxhound puppies that were out for a walk with the butcher.
JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK went up the cart-road for the last time, on a sunny afternoon. She was rather burdened with bunches of herbs and two onions in a bag.
JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK walked up the cart road for the last time on a sunny afternoon. She was pretty loaded down with bunches of herbs and two onions in a bag.
She flew over the wood, and alighted opposite the house of the bushy long-tailed gentleman.
She flew over the woods and landed across from the house of the bushy long-tailed gentleman.
HE was sitting on a log; he sniffed the air, and kept glancing uneasily round the wood. When Jemima alighted he quite jumped.
He was sitting on a log, sniffing the air and glancing around the woods nervously. When Jemima got down, he jumped a little.
"Come into the house as soon as you have looked at your eggs. Give me the herbs for the omelette. Be sharp!"
"Come inside as soon as you've checked on your eggs. Hand me the herbs for the omelette. Hurry up!"
He was rather abrupt. Jemima Puddle-duck had never heard him speak like that.
He was pretty blunt. Jemima Puddle-duck had never heard him talk like that.
She felt surprised, and uncomfortable.
She felt shocked and uneasy.
WHILE she was inside she heard pattering feet round the back of the shed. Some one with a black nose sniffed at the bottom of the door, and then locked it.
WHILE she was inside, she heard pattering feet around the back of the shed. Someone with a black nose sniffed at the bottom of the door and then locked it.
Jemima became much alarmed.
Jemima became very alarmed.
A MOMENT afterwards there were most awful noises—barking, baying, growls and howls, squealing and groans.
A moment later, there were terrible noises—barking, howling, growling, squealing, and groaning.
And nothing more was ever seen of that foxy-whiskered gentleman.
And nothing more was ever seen of that sly-whiskered guy.
PRESENTLY Kep opened the door of the shed, and let out Jemima
Puddle-duck.
PRESENTLY, Kep opened the door of the shed and let out Jemima
Puddle-duck.
Unfortunately the puppies rushed in and gobbled up all the eggs before he could stop them.
Unfortunately, the puppies rushed in and devoured all the eggs before he could stop them.
He had a bite on his ear and both the puppies were limping.
He had a bite on his ear, and both puppies were limping.
JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK was escorted home in tears on account of those eggs.
JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK was taken home in tears because of those eggs.
SHE laid some more in June, and she was permitted to keep them herself: but only four of them hatched.
SHE laid some more in June, and she was allowed to keep them herself: but only four of them hatched.
Jemima Puddle-duck said that it was because of her nerves; but she had always been a bad sitter.
Jemima Puddle-duck said it was due to her nerves, but she had always been a poor sitter.
THE END
THE TALE OF PIGLING BLAND
FOR CECILY AND CHARLIE, A TALE OF THE CHRISTMAS PIG.
THE TALE OF PIGLING BLAND
ONCE upon a time there was an old pig called Aunt Pettitoes. She had eight of a family: four little girl pigs, called Cross-patch, Suck-suck, Yock-yock and Spot;
ONCE upon a time, there was an old pig named Aunt Pettitoes. She had eight in her family: four little girl pigs named Cross-patch, Suck-suck, Yock-yock, and Spot;
and four little boy pigs, called Alexander, Pigling Bland, Chin-chin and Stumpy. Stumpy had had an accident to his tail.
and four little boy pigs named Alexander, Pigling Bland, Chin-chin, and Stumpy. Stumpy had an accident with his tail.
The eight little pigs had very fine appetites. "Yus, yus, yus! they eat and indeed they DO eat!" said Aunt Pettitoes, looking at her family with pride. Suddenly there were fearful squeals; Alexander had squeezed inside the hoops of the pig trough and stuck.
The eight little pigs had really good appetites. "Yes, yes, yes! They eat, and they definitely DO eat!" said Aunt Pettitoes, looking at her family with pride. Suddenly, there were loud squeals; Alexander had squeezed inside the hoops of the pig trough and got stuck.
Aunt Pettitoes and I dragged him out by the hind legs.
Aunt Pettitoes and I pulled him out by his back legs.
Chin-chin was already in disgrace; it was washing day, and he had eaten a piece of soap. And presently in a basket of clean clothes, we found another dirty little pig. "Tchut, tut, tut! whichever is this?" grunted Aunt Pettitoes.
Chin-chin was already in trouble; it was laundry day, and he had eaten a bar of soap. Then, in a basket of clean clothes, we discovered another dirty little pig. "Tchut, tut, tut! What on earth is this?" grunted Aunt Pettitoes.
Now all the pig family are pink, or pink with black spots, but this pig child was smutty black all over; when it had been popped into a tub, it proved to be Yock-yock.
Now the whole pig family is pink or pink with black spots, but this piglet was completely sooty black. When it was put in a tub, it turned out to be Yock-yock.
I went into the garden; there I found Cross-patch and Suck-suck rooting up carrots. I whipped them myself and led them out by the ears. Cross-patch tried to bite me.
I went into the garden; there I found Cross-patch and Suck-suck digging up carrots. I gave them a good smack and dragged them out by their ears. Cross-patch tried to bite me.
"Aunt Pettitoes, Aunt Pettitoes! you are a worthy person, but your family is not well brought up. Every one of them has been in mischief except Spot and Pigling Bland."
"Aunt Pettitoes, Aunt Pettitoes! you’re a good person, but your family hasn’t been raised right. Everyone in your family has caused trouble except Spot and Pigling Bland."
"Yus, yus!" sighed Aunt Pettitoes. "And they drink bucketfuls of milk; I shall have to get another cow! Good little Spot shall stay at home to do the housework; but the others must go. Four little boy pigs and four little girl pigs are too many altogether." "Yus, yus, yus," said Aunt Pettitoes, "there will be more to eat without them."
"Yes, yes!" sighed Aunt Pettitoes. "And they drink tons of milk; I’ll need to get another cow! Good little Spot can stay home to help with the chores, but the others have to go. Four little boy pigs and four little girl pigs are just too many." "Yes, yes, yes," said Aunt Pettitoes, "there will be more to eat without them."
So Chin-chin and Suck-suck went away in a wheel-barrow, and Stumpy,
Yock-yock and Cross-patch rode away in a cart.
So Chin-chin and Suck-suck left in a wheelbarrow, and Stumpy,
Yock-yock and Cross-patch took off in a cart.
And the other two little boy pigs, Pigling Bland and Alexander, went to market. We brushed their coats, we curled their tails and washed their little faces, and wished them good-bye in the yard.
And the other two little boy pigs, Pigling Bland and Alexander, went to the market. We brushed their coats, curled their tails, and washed their little faces, and said goodbye to them in the yard.
Aunt Pettitoes wiped her eyes with a large pocket handkerchief, then she wiped Pigling Bland's nose and shed tears; then she wiped Alexander's nose and shed tears; then she passed the handkerchief to Spot. Aunt Pettitoes sighed and grunted, and addressed those little pigs as follows:
Aunt Pettitoes wiped her eyes with a big pocket handkerchief, then she wiped Pigling Bland's nose and cried; then she wiped Alexander's nose and cried again; then she handed the handkerchief to Spot. Aunt Pettitoes sighed and grunted, and spoke to those little pigs as follows:
"Now Pigling Bland, son Pigling Bland, you must go to market. Take your brother Alexander by the hand. Mind your Sunday clothes, and remember to blow your nose"—
"Now Pigling Bland, son Pigling Bland, you need to go to the market. Take your brother Alexander by the hand. Watch your Sunday clothes, and remember to blow your nose."
(Aunt Pettitoes passed round the handkerchief again)—"beware of traps, hen roosts, bacon and eggs; always walk upon your hind legs." Pigling Bland, who was a sedate little pig, looked solemnly at his mother, a tear trickled down his cheek.
(Aunt Pettitoes passed the handkerchief around again)—"watch out for traps, chicken coops, bacon and eggs; always walk on your back legs." Pigling Bland, who was a calm little pig, looked seriously at his mother, a tear rolling down his cheek.
Aunt Pettitoes turned to the other—"Now son Alexander take the hand"—"Wee, wee, wee!" giggled Alexander—"take the hand of your brother Pigling Bland, you must go to market. Mind—" "Wee, wee, wee!" interrupted Alexander again. "You put me out," said Aunt Pettitoes.
Aunt Pettitoes turned to the other and said, "Now, son Alexander, take the hand." "Wee, wee, wee!" giggled Alexander. "Take the hand of your brother Pigling Bland; you need to go to market. Remember—" "Wee, wee, wee!" interrupted Alexander again. "You're distracting me," said Aunt Pettitoes.
"Observe sign-posts and milestones; do not gobble herring bones—" "And remember," said I impressively, "if you once cross the county boundary you cannot come back.
"Pay attention to signposts and milestones; don’t choke on herring bones—" "And remember," I said seriously, "if you cross the county line, you can’t come back.
Alexander, you are not attending. Here are two licences permitting two pigs to go to market in Lancashire. Attend, Alexander. I have had no end of trouble in getting these papers from the policeman."
Alexander, you’re not here. Here are two licenses allowing two pigs to go to market in Lancashire. Pay attention, Alexander. I’ve had a ton of trouble getting these papers from the police officer.
Pigling Bland listened gravely; Alexander was hopelessly volatile.
Pigling Bland listened seriously; Alexander was completely unpredictable.
I pinned the papers, for safety, inside their waistcoat pockets;
I tucked the papers safely inside their waistcoat pockets;
Aunt Pettitoes gave to each a little bundle, and eight conversation peppermints with appropriate moral sentiments in screws of paper. Then they started.
Aunt Pettitoes handed each of them a small bundle, along with eight conversation peppermints wrapped in paper with fitting moral messages. Then they set off.
Pigling Bland and Alexander trotted along steadily for a mile; at least Pigling Bland did. Alexander made the road half as long again by skipping from side to side. He danced about and pinched his brother, singing—
Pigling Bland and Alexander trotted along steadily for a mile; at least Pigling Bland did. Alexander made the road half as long again by skipping from side to side. He danced around and pinched his brother, singing—
"This pig went to market, this pig
stayed at home,
"This pig had a bit of meat—
"This pig went to the market, this pig
stayed home,
"This pig had a little bit of meat—
let's see what they have given US for dinner, Pigling?"
let's see what they've prepared for us for dinner, Pigling?
Pigling Bland and Alexander sat down and untied their bundles. Alexander gobbled up his dinner in no time; he had already eaten all his own peppermints. "Give me one of yours, please, Pigling."
Pigling Bland and Alexander sat down and unwrapped their bundles. Alexander devoured his dinner in no time; he had already eaten all his own peppermint candies. "Give me one of yours, please, Pigling."
"But I wish to preserve them for emergencies," said Pigling Bland doubtfully. Alexander went into squeals of laughter. Then he pricked Pigling with the pin that had fastened his pig paper; and when Pigling slapped him he dropped the pin, and tried to take Pigling's pin, and the papers got mixed up. Pigling Bland reproved Alexander.
"But I want to keep them for emergencies," said Pigling Bland, uncertainly. Alexander burst out laughing. Then he poked Pigling with the pin that had held his pig paper together; and when Pigling slapped him, he dropped the pin and tried to grab Pigling's pin, causing their papers to get tangled. Pigling Bland scolded Alexander.
But presently they made it up again, and trotted away together, singing—
But soon they made up again and walked away together, singing—
"Tom, Tom, the piper's son, stole a pig
and away he ran!
"But all the tune that he could play,
was 'Over the hills and far away!'"
"Tom, Tom, the piper's son, stole a pig
and took off running!
"But the only tune he could play,
was 'Over the hills and far away!'"
"What's that, young sirs? Stole a pig? Where are your licences?" said the policeman. They had nearly run against him round a corner. Pigling Bland pulled out his paper; Alexander, after fumbling, handed over something scrumply—
"What's that, guys? You stole a pig? Where are your licenses?" said the policeman. They almost bumped into him around the corner. Pigling Bland pulled out his paper; Alexander, after fumbling, handed over something crumpled—
"To 2 1/2 oz. conversation sweeties at three farthings"—"What's this? This ain't a licence." Alexander's nose lengthened visibly, he had lost it. "I had one, indeed I had, Mr. Policeman!"
"To 2 1/2 oz. conversation sweets at three farthings"—"What's this? This isn't a license." Alexander's nose grew noticeably longer; he had lost it. "I had one, I really did, Mr. Policeman!"
"It's not likely they let you start without. I am passing the farm. You may walk with me." "Can I come back too?" inquired Pigling Bland. "I see no reason, young sir; your paper is all right." Pigling Bland did not like going on alone, and it was beginning to rain. But it is unwise to argue with the police; he gave his brother a peppermint, and watched him out of sight.
"It's unlikely they'll let you start without me. I'm passing the farm. You can walk with me." "Can I come back too?" asked Pigling Bland. "I don't see why not, young sir; your paperwork is all good." Pigling Bland didn't want to go on alone, and it was starting to rain. But it's not smart to argue with the police; he gave his brother a peppermint and watched him leave.
To conclude the adventures of Alexander—the policeman sauntered up to the house about tea time, followed by a damp subdued little pig. I disposed of Alexander in the neighbourhood; he did fairly well when he had settled down.
To wrap up the story of Alexander—the policeman walked up to the house around tea time, followed by a quiet, damp little pig. I got rid of Alexander in the area; he did pretty well once he had settled in.
Pigling Bland went on alone dejectedly; he came to cross-roads and a sign-post—"To Market Town, 5 miles," "Over the Hills, 4 miles," "To Pettitoes Farm, 3 miles."
Pigling Bland continued on his own, feeling downcast; he arrived at a crossroad with a signpost that read—"To Market Town, 5 miles," "Over the Hills, 4 miles," "To Pettitoes Farm, 3 miles."
Pigling Bland was shocked, there was little hope of sleeping in Market Town, and to-morrow was the hiring fair; it was deplorable to think how much time had been wasted by the frivolity of Alexander.
Pigling Bland was stunned; there was little chance of sleeping in Market Town, and tomorrow was the hiring fair. It was awful to think about how much time had been wasted because of Alexander's silliness.
He glanced wistfully along the road towards the hills, and then set off walking obediently the other way, buttoning up his coat against the rain. He had never wanted to go; and the idea of standing all by himself in a crowded market, to be stared at, pushed, and hired by some big strange farmer was very disagreeable—
He looked longingly down the road toward the hills, then reluctantly started walking the other way, buttoning his coat against the rain. He had never wanted to leave; the thought of standing alone in a busy market, being stared at, jostled, and picked up by some unfamiliar farmer was really unpleasant—
"I wish I could have a little garden and grow potatoes," said Pigling
Bland.
"I wish I could have a little garden and grow potatoes," said Pigling
Bland.
He put his cold hand in his pocket and felt his paper, he put his other hand in his other pocket and felt another paper—Alexander's! Pigling squealed; then ran back frantically, hoping to overtake Alexander and the policeman.
He put his cold hand in his pocket and felt a piece of paper; then he put his other hand in his other pocket and felt another piece of paper—Alexander's! Pigling squealed and then ran back frantically, hoping to catch up with Alexander and the cop.
He took a wrong turn—several wrong turns, and was quite lost.
He made a wrong turn—several wrong turns—and was completely lost.
It grew dark, the wind whistled, the trees creaked and groaned.
It got dark, the wind whistled, and the trees creaked and groaned.
Pigling Bland became frightened and cried "Wee, wee, wee! I can't find my way home!"
Pigling Bland got scared and cried, "Wee, wee, wee! I can't find my way home!"
After an hour's wandering he got out of the wood; the moon shone through the clouds, and Pigling Bland saw a country that was new to him.
After wandering for an hour, he finally left the woods; the moon was shining through the clouds, and Pigling Bland saw a landscape that was unfamiliar to him.
The road crossed a moor; below was a wide valley with a river twinkling in the moonlight, and beyond, in misty distance, lay the hills.
The road crossed a moor; below was a wide valley with a river sparkling in the moonlight, and beyond, in the misty distance, were the hills.
He saw a small wooden hut, made his way to it, and crept inside—"I am afraid it IS a hen house, but what can I do?" said Pigling Bland, wet and cold and quite tired out.
He spotted a small wooden hut, walked over to it, and slipped inside—"I’m afraid it IS a hen house, but what can I do?" said Pigling Bland, wet, cold, and completely worn out.
"Bacon and eggs, bacon and eggs!" clucked a hen on a perch.
"Bacon and eggs, bacon and eggs!" a hen squawked from her perch.
"Trap, trap, trap! cackle, cackle, cackle!" scolded the disturbed cockerel. "To market, to market! jiggetty jig!" clucked a broody white hen roosting next to him. Pigling Bland, much alarmed, determined to leave at daybreak. In the meantime, he and the hens fell asleep.
"Trap, trap, trap! cackle, cackle, cackle!" scolded the annoyed rooster. "To market, to market! jiggetty jig!" clucked a broody white hen sitting next to him. Pigling Bland, really worried, decided to leave at dawn. In the meantime, he and the hens fell asleep.
In less than an hour they were all awakened. The owner, Mr. Peter Thomas Piperson, came with a lantern and a hamper to catch six fowls to take to market in the morning.
In less than an hour, everyone was awake. The owner, Mr. Peter Thomas Piperson, arrived with a lantern and a basket to catch six chickens to take to the market in the morning.
He grabbed the white hen roosting next to the cock; then his eye fell upon Pigling Bland, squeezed up in a corner. He made a singular remark—"Hallo, here's another!"—seized Pigling by the scruff of the neck, and dropped him into the hamper. Then he dropped in five more dirty, kicking, cackling hens upon the top of Pigling Bland.
He grabbed the white hen resting next to the rooster; then he noticed Pigling Bland squished up in a corner. He made a curious comment—“Hey, here's another!”—grabbed Pigling by the back of his neck, and tossed him into the basket. Then he tossed in five more dirty, flailing, squawking hens on top of Pigling Bland.
The hamper containing six fowls and a young pig was no light weight; it was taken down hill, unsteadily, with jerks. Pigling, although nearly scratched to pieces, contrived to hide the papers and peppermints inside his clothes.
The hamper carrying six chickens and a young pig was pretty heavy; it was pulled down the hill unsteadily, with bumps. Pigling, even though he was nearly scratched all over, managed to hide the papers and peppermints in his clothes.
At last the hamper was bumped down upon a kitchen floor, the lid was opened, and Pigling was lifted out. He looked up, blinking, and saw an offensively ugly elderly man, grinning from ear to ear.
At last, the hamper was dropped onto the kitchen floor, the lid was opened, and Pigling was lifted out. He looked up, blinking, and saw an disturbingly ugly old man, grinning from ear to ear.
"This one's come of himself, whatever," said Mr. Piperson, turning Pigling's pockets inside out. He pushed the hamper into a corner, threw a sack over it to keep the hens quiet, put a pot on the fire, and unlaced his boots.
"This one did it all on his own, whatever," said Mr. Piperson, turning Pigling's pockets inside out. He shoved the hamper into a corner, draped a sack over it to keep the hens quiet, set a pot on the fire, and unlaced his boots.
Pigling Bland drew forward a coppy stool, and sat on the edge of it, shyly warming his hands. Mr. Piperson pulled off a boot and threw it against the wainscot at the further end of the kitchen. There was a smothered noise—"Shut up!" said Mr. Piperson. Pigling Bland warmed his hands, and eyed him.
Pigling Bland pulled up a little stool and sat on the edge, shyly warming his hands. Mr. Piperson took off a boot and tossed it against the wall at the far end of the kitchen. There was a muffled noise—"Shut up!" said Mr. Piperson. Pigling Bland warmed his hands and watched him.
Mr. Piperson pulled off the other boot and flung it after the first, there was again a curious noise—"Be quiet, will ye?" said Mr. Piperson. Pigling Bland sat on the very edge of the coppy stool.
Mr. Piperson took off the other boot and threw it after the first one, there was once again a strange noise—"Can you be quiet?" said Mr. Piperson. Pigling Bland sat on the very edge of the low stool.
Mr. Piperson fetched meal from a chest and made porridge. It seemed to Pigling that something at the further end of the kitchen was taking a suppressed interest in the cooking, but he was too hungry to be troubled by noises.
Mr. Piperson got some flour from a chest and made porridge. Pigling felt like something at the far end of the kitchen was watching the cooking with quiet interest, but he was too hungry to care about any noises.
Mr. Piperson poured out three platefuls: for himself, for Pigling, and a third—after glaring at Pigling—he put away with much scuffling, and locked up. Pigling Bland ate his supper discreetly.
Mr. Piperson served three plates: one for himself, one for Pigling, and a third—after giving Pigling a hard stare—he stashed away with a lot of fuss and locked up. Pigling Bland had his dinner quietly.
After supper Mr. Piperson consulted an almanac, and felt Pigling's ribs; it was too late in the season for curing bacon, and he grudged his meal. Besides, the hens had seen this pig.
After dinner, Mr. Piperson looked at an almanac and felt Pigling’s ribs; it was too late in the season to cure bacon, and he was unhappy about his meal. Plus, the hens had spotted this pig.
He looked at the small remains of a flitch, and then looked undecidedly at Pigling. "You may sleep on the rug," said Mr. Peter Thomas Piperson.
He glanced at the small leftovers of a piece of bacon, then looked hesitantly at Pigling. "You can sleep on the rug," said Mr. Peter Thomas Piperson.
Pigling Bland slept like a top. In the morning Mr. Piperson made more porridge; the weather was warmer. He looked to see how much meal was left in the chest, and seemed dissatisfied—"You'll likely be moving on again?" said he to Pigling Bland.
Pigling Bland slept soundly. In the morning, Mr. Piperson made more porridge; the weather was warmer. He checked how much meal was left in the chest and seemed unhappy—"You probably plan to move on again?" he said to Pigling Bland.
Before Pigling could reply, a neighbour, who was giving Mr. Piperson and the hens a lift, whistled from the gate. Mr. Piperson hurried out with the hamper, enjoining Pigling to shut the door behind him and not meddle with nought; or "I'll come back and skin ye!" said Mr. Piperson.
Before Pigling could respond, a neighbor, who was helping Mr. Piperson and the hens, whistled from the gate. Mr. Piperson quickly walked out with the basket, telling Pigling to close the door behind him and not touch anything; or "I'll come back and skin you!" said Mr. Piperson.
It crossed Pigling's mind that if HE had asked for a lift, too, he might still have been in time for market.
It occurred to Pigling that if he had asked for a ride as well, he might still have made it to the market on time.
But he distrusted Peter Thomas.
But he didn’t trust Peter Thomas.
After finishing breakfast at his leisure, Pigling had a look round the cottage; everything was locked up. He found some potato peelings in a bucket in the back kitchen. Pigling ate the peel, and washed up the porridge plates in the bucket. He sang while he worked—
After finishing breakfast at his own pace, Pigling took a look around the cottage; everything was secured. He found some potato peels in a bucket in the back kitchen. Pigling ate the peels and cleaned the porridge plates in the bucket. He sang while he worked—
"Tom with his pipe made such a noise,
He called up all the girls and boys—
"And they all ran to hear him play
"'Over the hills and far away!'"
"Tom with his pipe made such a racket,
He gathered all the kids around—
"And they all rushed to hear him play
"'Over the hills and far away!'"
Suddenly a little smothered voice chimed in—
Suddenly, a faint voice chimed in—
"Over the hills and a great way off,
The wind shall blow my top knot off!"
"Over the hills and far away,
The wind will blow my hair away!"
Pigling Bland put down a plate which he was wiping, and listened.
Pigling Bland set down the plate he was wiping and listened.
After a long pause, Pigling went on tip-toe and peeped round the door into the front kitchen. There was nobody there.
After a long pause, Pigling stood on tiptoe and peeked around the door into the front kitchen. There was nobody there.
After another pause, Pigling approached the door of the locked cupboard, and snuffed at the key-hole. It was quite quiet.
After another pause, Pigling walked over to the door of the locked cupboard and sniffed at the keyhole. It was completely quiet.
After another long pause, Pigling pushed a peppermint under the door. It was sucked in immediately.
After another long pause, Pigling slid a peppermint under the door. It was pulled in right away.
In the course of the day Pigling pushed in all the remaining six peppermints.
During the day, Pigling finished off all six remaining peppermints.
When Mr. Piperson returned, he found Pigling sitting before the fire; he had brushed up the hearth and put on the pot to boil; the meal was not get-at-able.
When Mr. Piperson came back, he saw Pigling sitting in front of the fire; he had cleaned the hearth and set the pot to boil; the meal was out of reach.
Mr. Piperson was very affable; he slapped Pigling on the back, made lots of porridge and forgot to lock the meal chest. He did lock the cupboard door; but without properly shutting it. He went to bed early, and told Pigling upon no account to disturb him next day before twelve o'clock.
Mr. Piperson was very friendly; he patted Pigling on the back, made a lot of porridge, and forgot to lock the food chest. He did lock the cupboard door, but didn’t close it properly. He went to bed early and told Pigling not to wake him up the next day before noon.
Pigling Bland sat by the fire, eating his supper.
Pigling Bland sat by the fire, having his dinner.
All at once at his elbow, a little voice spoke—"My name is Pig-wig.
Make me more porridge, please!" Pigling Bland jumped, and looked round.
All of a sudden, a little voice piped up beside him—"My name is Pig-wig.
Can you make me some more porridge, please?" Pigling Bland jumped and turned to look.
A perfectly lovely little black Berkshire pig stood smiling beside him. She had twinkly little screwed up eyes, a double chin, and a short turned up nose.
A perfectly adorable little black Berkshire pig stood smiling next to him. She had sparkly, squinty eyes, a double chin, and a short turned-up nose.
She pointed at Pigling's plate; he hastily gave it to her, and fled to the meal chest. "How did you come here?" asked Pigling Bland.
She pointed at Pigling's plate; he quickly handed it to her and ran to the meal chest. "How did you get here?" asked Pigling Bland.
"Stolen," replied Pig-wig, with her mouth full. Pigling helped himself to meal without scruple. "What for?" "Bacon, hams," replied Pig-wig cheerfully. "Why on earth don't you run away?" exclaimed the horrified Pigling.
"Stolen," replied Pig-wig, with her mouth full. Pigling helped himself to the meal without hesitation. "What for?" "Bacon, hams," replied Pig-wig cheerfully. "Why in the world don't you run away?" exclaimed the horrified Pigling.
"I shall after supper," said Pig-wig decidedly.
"I'll do it after dinner," Pig-wig said firmly.
Pigling Bland made more porridge and watched her shyly.
Pigling Bland made more porridge and watched her quietly.
She finished a second plate, got up, and looked about her, as though she were going to start.
She finished a second plate, stood up, and looked around as if she was about to begin.
"You can't go in the dark," said Pigling Bland.
"You can't go in the dark," said Pigling Bland.
Pig-wig looked anxious.
Pig-wig seemed nervous.
"Do you know your way by daylight?"
"Do you know how to get around during the day?"
"I know we can see this little white house from the hills across the river. Which way are YOU going, Mr. Pig?"
"I know we can see that little white house from the hills across the river. Which way are YOU headed, Mr. Pig?"
"To market—I have two pig papers. I might take you to the bridge; if you have no objection," said Pigling much confused and sitting on the edge of his coppy stool. Pig-wig's gratitude was such and she asked so many questions that it became embarrassing to Pigling Bland.
"To market—I have two pig papers. I might take you to the bridge; if you don’t mind," said Pigling, feeling really confused while sitting on the edge of his little stool. Pig-wig’s gratitude was overwhelming, and she asked so many questions that it made Pigling Bland feel embarrassed.
He was obliged to shut his eyes and pretend to sleep. She became quiet, and there was a smell of peppermint.
He had to close his eyes and pretend to sleep. She fell silent, and there was a scent of peppermint.
"I thought you had eaten them," said Pigling, waking suddenly.
"I thought you had eaten them," Pigling said, waking up suddenly.
"Only the corners," replied Pig-wig, studying the sentiments with much interest by the firelight.
"Only the corners," replied Pig-wig, examining the feelings with a lot of interest by the firelight.
"I wish you wouldn't; he might smell them through the ceiling," said the alarmed Pigling.
"I really wish you wouldn't; he might smell them through the ceiling," said the worried Pigling.
Pig-wig put back the sticky peppermints into her pocket; "Sing something," she demanded.
Pig-wig put the sticky peppermints back in her pocket. "Sing something," she insisted.
"I am sorry … I have tooth-ache," said Pigling much dismayed.
"I'm sorry... I have a toothache," said Pigling, looking very upset.
"Then I will sing," replied Pig-wig. "You will not mind if I say iddy tidditty? I have forgotten some of the words."
"Then I will sing," replied Pig-wig. "You won’t mind if I say iddy tidditty? I've forgotten some of the words."
Pigling Bland made no objection; he sat with his eyes half shut, and watched her.
Pigling Bland had no objections; he sat with his eyes half-closed and watched her.
She wagged her head and rocked about, clapping time and singing in a sweet little grunty voice—
She shook her head and swayed back and forth, keeping the beat and singing in a cute little grunty voice—
"A funny old mother pig lived in a
stye, and three little piggies had she;
"(Ti idditty idditty) umph, umph,
umph! and the little pigs said, wee, wee!"
"A quirky old mother pig lived in a
sty, and she had three little piggies;
"(Ti idditty idditty) umph, umph,
umph! and the little pigs said, wee, wee!"
She sang successfully through three or four verses, only at every verse her head nodded a little lower, and her little twinkly eyes closed up.
She sang through three or four verses successfully, but with each verse, her head drooped a little lower, and her bright sparkling eyes closed a bit more.
"Those three little piggies grew peaky
and lean, and lean they might very
well be;
"For somehow they couldn't say umph,
umph, umph! and they wouldn't
say wee, wee, wee!
"For somehow they couldn't say—
"Those three little piggies grew skinny
and thin, and thin they really
might be;
"For somehow they couldn't say uh-huh,
uh-huh, uh-huh! and they wouldn't
say wee, wee, wee!
"For somehow they couldn't say—
Pig-wig's head bobbed lower and lower, until she rolled over, a little round ball, fast asleep on the hearth-rug.
Pig-wig's head drooped lower and lower until she rolled over, a little round ball, fast asleep on the hearth rug.
Pigling Bland, on tip-toe, covered her up with an antimacassar.
Pigling Bland, standing on tiptoe, covered her with an antimacassar.
He was afraid to go to sleep himself; for the rest of the night he sat listening to the chirping of the crickets and to the snores of Mr. Piperson overhead.
He was scared to fall asleep himself; for the rest of the night, he sat listening to the chirping of the crickets and the snores of Mr. Piperson above.
Early in the morning, between dark and daylight, Pigling tied up his little bundle and woke up Pig-wig. She was excited and half-frightened. "But it's dark! How can we find our way?"
Early in the morning, between dark and daylight, Pigling tied up his little bundle and woke up Pig-wig. She was excited and half-frightened. "But it's dark! How can we find our way?"
"The cock has crowed; we must start before the hens come out; they might shout to Mr. Piperson."
"The rooster has crowed; we need to get going before the hens come out; they might call out to Mr. Piperson."
Pig-wig sat down again, and commenced to cry.
Pig-wig sat down again and started to cry.
"Come away Pig-wig; we can see when we get used to it. Come! I can hear them clucking!"
"Come on, Pig-wig; we’ll see once we get used to it. Let's go! I can hear them clucking!"
Pigling had never said shuh! to a hen in his life, being peaceable; also he remembered the hamper.
Pigling had never told a hen to be quiet in his life because he was calm; plus, he remembered the basket.
He opened the house door quietly and shut it after them. There was no garden; the neighbourhood of Mr. Piperson's was all scratched up by fowls. They slipped away hand in hand across an untidy field to the road.
He quietly opened the front door and closed it behind them. There was no garden; Mr. Piperson's neighborhood was all torn up by chickens. They walked away hand in hand across a messy field to the road.
The sun rose while they were crossing the moor, a dazzle of light over the tops of the hills. The sunshine crept down the slopes into the peaceful green valleys, where little white cottages nestled in gardens and orchards.
The sun came up as they were crossing the moor, shining brightly over the hilltops. The sunlight spilled down the slopes into the peaceful green valleys, where small white cottages were tucked into gardens and orchards.
"That's Westmorland," said Pig-wig. She dropped Pigling's hand and commenced to dance, singing—
"That's Westmorland," said Pig-wig. She let go of Pigling's hand and started dancing, singing—
"Tom, Tom, the piper's son, stole a pig
and away he ran!
"Tom, Tom, the piper's son, stole a pig
and off he went!"
"But all the tune that he could play,
was 'Over the hills and far away!'"
"But all the song he could play,
was 'Over the hills and far away!'"
"Come, Pig-wig, we must get to the bridge before folks are stirring."
"Why do you want to go to market, Pigling?" inquired Pig-wig presently.
"I don't want; I want to grow potatoes." "Have a peppermint?" said
Pig-wig. Pigling Bland refused quite crossly. "Does your poor toothy
hurt?" inquired Pig-wig. Pigling Bland grunted.
"Come on, Pig-wig, we need to get to the bridge before people are up."
"Why do you want to go to the market, Pigling?" Pig-wig asked after a moment.
"I don't want to; I want to grow potatoes." "Want a peppermint?" said
Pig-wig. Pigling Bland refused quite grumpily. "Is your poor tooth hurting?" Pig-wig asked. Pigling Bland grunted.
Pig-wig ate the peppermint herself and followed the opposite side of the road. "Pig-wig! keep under the wall, there's a man ploughing." Pig-wig crossed over, they hurried down hill towards the county boundary.
Pig-wig ate the peppermint herself and walked along the other side of the road. "Pig-wig! Stay close to the wall, there's a guy plowing." Pig-wig crossed over, and they rushed downhill toward the county line.
Suddenly Pigling stopped; he heard wheels.
Suddenly, Pigling stopped; he heard wheels.
Slowly jogging up the road below them came a tradesman's cart. The reins flapped on the horse's back, the grocer was reading a newspaper.
Slowly jogging up the road below them came a tradesman's cart. The reins fluttered on the horse's back, and the grocer was reading a newspaper.
"Take that peppermint out of your mouth, Pig-wig, we may have to run.
Don't say one word. Leave it to me. And in sight of the bridge!" said
poor Pigling, nearly crying. He began to walk frightfully lame, holding
Pig-wig's arm.
"Take that peppermint out of your mouth, Pig-wig, we might have to run.
Don't say a word. Just leave it to me. And look, there's the bridge!" said
poor Pigling, almost in tears. He started to walk very awkwardly, grabbing
Pig-wig's arm.
The grocer, intent upon his news-paper, might have passed them, if his horse had not shied and snorted. He pulled the cart crossways, and held down his whip. "Hallo! Where are YOU going to?"—Pigling Bland stared at him vacantly.
The grocer, focused on his newspaper, might have driven past them if his horse hadn't spooked and snorted. He pulled the cart sideways and lowered his whip. "Hey! Where are YOU going?"—Pigling Bland looked at him blankly.
"Are you deaf? Are you going to market?" Pigling nodded slowly.
"Are you deaf? Are you going to the market?" Pigling nodded slowly.
"I thought as much. It was yesterday. Show me your licence?"
"I figured as much. It was yesterday. Can you show me your license?"
Pigling stared at the off hind shoe of the grocer's horse which had picked up a stone.
Pigling stared at the back left shoe of the grocer's horse, which had picked up a stone.
The grocer flicked his whip—"Papers? Pig licence?" Pigling fumbled in all his pockets, and handed up the papers. The grocer read them, but still seemed dissatisfied. "This here pig is a young lady; is her name Alexander?" Pig-wig opened her mouth and shut it again; Pigling coughed asthmatically.
The grocer cracked his whip—"Papers? Pig license?" Pigling hurriedly checked all his pockets and handed over the documents. The grocer looked them over but still seemed unhappy. "This pig is a young lady; is her name Alexander?" Pig-wig opened her mouth and quickly closed it again; Pigling coughed with a wheezy sound.
The grocer ran his finger down the advertisement column of his newspaper—"Lost, stolen or strayed, 10s. reward." He looked suspiciously at Pig-wig. Then he stood up in the trap, and whistled for the ploughman.
The grocer ran his finger down the ad section of his newspaper—"Lost, stolen or missing, $10 reward." He glanced suspiciously at Pig-wig. Then he stood up in the cart and whistled for the farmer.
"You wait here while I drive on and speak to him," said the grocer, gathering up the reins. He knew that pigs are slippery; but surely, such a VERY lame pig could never run!
"You wait here while I go talk to him," said the grocer, picking up the reins. He knew that pigs can be slippery; but surely, that REALLY lame pig could never run!
"Not yet, Pig-wig, he will look back." The grocer did so; he saw the two pigs stock-still in the middle of the road. Then he looked over at his horse's heels; it was lame also; the stone took some time to knock out, after he got to the ploughman.
"Not yet, Pig-wig, he will look back." The grocer did just that; he saw the two pigs frozen in the middle of the road. Then he glanced at his horse's hind legs; it was limping too; it took a while to get the stone out after he reached the ploughman.
"Now, Pig-wig, NOW!" said Pigling Bland.
"Now, Pig-wig, NOW!" said Pigling Bland.
Never did any pigs run as these pigs ran! They raced and squealed and pelted down the long white hill towards the bridge. Little fat Pig-wig's petticoats fluttered, and her feet went pitter, patter, pitter, as she bounded and jumped.
Never did any pigs run like these pigs ran! They raced and squealed and dashed down the long white hill toward the bridge. Little fat Pig-wig's petticoats fluttered, and her feet went pitter, patter, pitter, as she bounded and jumped.
They ran, and they ran, and they ran down the hill, and across a short cut on level green turf at the bottom, between pebble beds and rushes.
They ran, and they ran, and they ran down the hill, and across a shortcut on the flat green grass at the bottom, between pebble beds and tall grasses.
They came to the river, they came to the bridge—they crossed it hand in hand—then over the hills and far away she danced with Pigling Bland!
They reached the river, they reached the bridge—they crossed it hand in hand—then over the hills and far away she danced with Pigling Bland!
THE END
THE TALE OF TWO BAD MICE
FOR W. M. L. W. THE LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD THE DOLL HOUSE
ONCE upon a time there was a very beautiful doll's house; it was red brick with white windows, and it had real muslin curtains and a front door and a chimney.
ONCE upon a time there was a very beautiful dollhouse; it was made of red brick with white windows, and it had real muslin curtains, a front door, and a chimney.
IT belonged to two Dolls called Lucinda and Jane; at least it belonged to Lucinda, but she never ordered meals.
It belonged to two dolls named Lucinda and Jane; technically, it belonged to Lucinda, but she never ordered meals.
Jane was the Cook; but she never did any cooking, because the dinner had been bought ready-made, in a box full of shavings.
Jane was the cook, but she never actually cooked anything because the dinner had been bought pre-made, in a box full of packing material.
THERE were two red lobsters, and a ham, a fish, a pudding, and some pears and oranges.
THERE were two red lobsters, a ham, a fish, a pudding, and some pears and oranges.
They would not come off the plates, but they were extremely beautiful.
They wouldn't come off the plates, but they were really beautiful.
ONE morning Lucinda and Jane had gone out for a drive in the doll's perambulator. There was no one in the nursery, and it was very quiet. Presently there was a little scuffling, scratching noise in a corner near the fireplace, where there was a hole under the skirting-board.
ONE morning, Lucinda and Jane went out for a drive in the doll's stroller. The nursery was empty, and it was really quiet. Suddenly, there was a slight scuffling and scratching noise in a corner near the fireplace, where there was a hole under the baseboard.
Tom Thumb put out his head for a moment, and then popped it in again.
Tom Thumb stuck his head out for a moment and then pulled it back in again.
Tom Thumb was a mouse.
Tom Thumb was a mouse.
A MINUTE afterwards Hunca Munca, his wife, put her head out, too; and when she saw that there was no one in the nursery, she ventured out on the oilcloth under the coal-box.
A minute later, Hunca Munca, his wife, poked her head out too; and when she saw that there was no one in the nursery, she stepped out onto the oilcloth under the coal box.
THE doll's house stood at the other side of the fireplace. Tom Thumb and Hunca Munca went cautiously across the hearth-rug. They pushed the front door—it was not fast.
THE doll's house was on the other side of the fireplace. Tom Thumb and Hunca Munca carefully walked across the hearth-rug. They pushed the front door—it wasn't locked.
TOM THUMB and Hunca Munca went up-stairs and peeped into the dining-room. Then they squeaked with joy!
TOM THUMB and Hunca Munca went upstairs and peeked into the dining room. Then they squeaked with joy!
Such a lovely dinner was laid out upon the table! There were tin spoons, and lead knives and forks, and two dolly-chairs—all SO convenient!
Such a lovely dinner was set up on the table! There were metal spoons, and lead knives and forks, and two little chairs—all SO convenient!
TOM THUMB set to work at once to carve the ham. It was a beautiful shiny yellow, streaked with red.
TOM THUMB got to work right away to carve the ham. It was a beautiful, shiny yellow with red streaks.
The knife crumpled up and hurt him; he put his finger in his mouth.
The knife crumpled up and hurt him; he put his finger in his mouth.
"It is not boiled enough; it is hard. You have a try, Hunca Munca."
"It’s not cooked enough; it’s tough. You give it a try, Hunca Munca."
HUNCA MUNCA stood up in her chair, and chopped at the ham with another lead knife.
HUNCA MUNCA stood up in her chair and sliced at the ham with another lead knife.
"It's as hard as the hams at the cheesemonger's," said Hunca Munca.
"It's as tough as the hams at the cheese shop," said Hunca Munca.
THE ham broke off the plate with a jerk, and rolled under the table.
THE ham fell off the plate suddenly and rolled under the table.
"Let it alone," said Tom Thumb; "give me some fish, Hunca Munca!"
"Leave it alone," said Tom Thumb; "bring me some fish, Hunca Munca!"
HUNCA MUNCA tried every tin spoon in turn; the fish was glued to the dish.
HUNCA MUNCA tried each tin spoon one after another; the fish was stuck to the dish.
Then Tom Thumb lost his temper. He put the ham in the middle of the floor, and hit it with the tongs and with the shovel—bang, bang, smash, smash!
Then Tom Thumb lost his temper. He placed the ham in the center of the floor and hit it with the tongs and the shovel—bang, bang, smash, smash!
The ham flew all into pieces, for underneath the shiny paint it was made of nothing but plaster!
The ham fell apart completely because underneath the shiny paint, it was just made of plaster!
THEN there was no end to the rage and disappointment of Tom Thumb and Hunca Munca. They broke up the pudding, the lobsters, the pears, and the oranges.
THEN there was no end to the frustration and disappointment of Tom Thumb and Hunca Munca. They smashed the pudding, the lobsters, the pears, and the oranges.
As the fish would not come off the plate, they put it into the red-hot crinkly paper fire in the kitchen; but it would not burn either.
As the fish wouldn’t come off the plate, they tossed it into the fiery crinkly paper in the kitchen, but it wouldn’t burn either.
TOM THUMB went up the kitchen chimney and looked out at the top—there was no soot.
TOM THUMB climbed up the kitchen chimney and looked out at the top—there was no soot.
WHILE Tom Thumb was up the chimney, Hunca Munca had another disappointment. She found some tiny canisters upon the dresser, labeled "Rice," "Coffee" "Sago"; but when she turned them upside down there was nothing inside except red and blue beads.
WHILE Tom Thumb was up the chimney, Hunca Munca had another disappointment. She found some tiny canisters on the dresser, labeled "Rice," "Coffee," "Sago"; but when she turned them upside down, there was nothing inside but red and blue beads.
THEN those mice set to work to do all the mischief they could—especially Tom Thumb! He took Jane's clothes out of the chest of drawers in her bedroom, and he threw them out of the top-floor window.
THEN those mice got busy causing as much trouble as they could—especially Tom Thumb! He pulled Jane's clothes out of the dresser in her bedroom and tossed them out of the top-floor window.
But Hunca Munca had a frugal mind. After pulling half the feathers out of Lucinda's bolster, she remembered that she herself was in want of a feather-bed.
But Hunca Munca had a practical mindset. After pulling half the feathers out of Lucinda's pillow, she realized that she herself needed a feather bed.
WITH Tom Thumb's assistance she carried the bolster down-stairs and across the hearth-rug. It was difficult to squeeze the bolster into the mouse-hole; but they managed it somehow.
WITH Tom Thumb's help, she carried the pillow downstairs and across the rug by the fireplace. It was tricky to fit the pillow into the mouse-hole, but they managed to do it somehow.
THEN Hunca Munca went back and fetched a chair, a bookcase, a bird-cage, and several small odds and ends. The bookcase and the bird-cage refused to go into the mouse-hole.
THEN Hunca Munca went back and grabbed a chair, a bookcase, a birdcage, and a few other small items. The bookcase and the birdcage wouldn't fit into the mouse-hole.
HUNCA MUNCA left them behind the coal-box, and went to fetch a cradle.
HUNCA MUNCA left them by the coal box and went to get a cradle.
HUNCA MUNCA was just returning with another chair, when suddenly there was a noise of talking outside upon the landing. The mice rushed back to their hole, and the dolls came into the nursery.
HUNCA MUNCA was just coming back with another chair when suddenly, there was some talking outside on the landing. The mice hurried back to their hole, and the dolls entered the nursery.
WHAT a sight met the eyes of Jane and Lucinda!
WHAT a sight met the eyes of Jane and Lucinda!
Lucinda sat upon the upset kitchen stove and stared, and Jane leaned against the kitchen dresser and smiled; but neither of them made any remark.
Lucinda sat on the tilted kitchen stove and stared, while Jane leaned against the kitchen dresser and smiled; but neither of them said anything.
THE bookcase and the bird-cage were rescued from under the coal-box; but
Hunca Munca has got the cradle and some of Lucinda's clothes.
THE bookcase and the birdcage were saved from underneath the coal box; but
Hunca Munca has taken the cradle and some of Lucinda's clothes.
SHE also has some useful pots and pans, and several other things.
SHE also has some handy pots and pans, along with a few other items.
THE little girl that the doll's house belonged to said: "I will get a doll dressed like a policeman!"
THE little girl that the dollhouse belonged to said: "I'm going to get a doll dressed like a cop!"
BUT the nurse said: "I will set a mouse-trap!"
BUT the nurse said: "I'll set a mouse trap!"
SO that is the story of the two Bad Mice. But they were not so very, very naughty after all, because Tom Thumb paid for everything he broke.
SO that is the story of the two Bad Mice. But they weren't all that naughty after all, because Tom Thumb paid for everything he broke.
He found a crooked sixpence under the hearth-rug; and upon Christmas Eve he and Hunca Munca stuffed it into one of the stockings of Lucinda and Jane.
He found a bent sixpence under the hearth rug; and on Christmas Eve, he and Hunca Munca stuffed it into one of the stockings for Lucinda and Jane.
AND very early every morning—before anybody is awake—Hunca Munca comes with her dust-pan and her broom to sweep the Dollies' house!
AND very early every morning—before anyone is awake—Hunca Munca comes with her dustpan and broom to sweep the Dollies' house!
THE END
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