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The String of Pearls; or, the Barber of Fleet Street

From A Rare Old Painting By Reading, In The British Museum.
From a Rare Old Painting by Reading, in the British Museum.
PREFACE.
The Romance of The String of Pearls having excited in the Literary world an almost unprecedented interest, it behoves the author to say a few words to his readers upon the completion of his labours.
The Romance of The String of Pearls has generated an almost unparalleled level of interest in the literary world, so it's important for the author to share a few words with his readers upon finishing his work.
In answer to the many inquiries that have been, from time to time, made regarding the fact of whether there ever was such a person as Sweeney Todd in existence, we can unhesitatingly say, that there certainly was such a man; and the record of his crimes is still to be found in the chronicles of criminality of this country.
In response to the numerous questions asked over time about whether Sweeney Todd was a real person, we can confidently say that he definitely existed, and the record of his crimes can still be found in the criminal history of this country.
The house in Fleet Street, which was the scene of Todd's crimes, is no more. A fire, which destroyed some half-dozen buildings on that side of the way, involved Todd's in destruction; but the secret passage, although, no doubt, partially blocked up with the re-building of St. Dunstan's Church, connecting the vaults of that edifice with the cellars of what was Todd's house in Fleet Street, still remains.
The house on Fleet Street, where Todd committed his crimes, is gone. A fire that destroyed several buildings on that side of the street also took Todd's house with it; however, the secret passage, likely partially blocked by the reconstruction of St. Dunstan's Church, which linked the vaults of that church to the cellars of what used to be Todd's house on Fleet Street, still exists.
From the great patronage which this work has received from the reading public, the author has to express his deep and earnest thanks; and he begs to state, that if anything more than another could stimulate him to renewed exertion to please his numerous patrons, it is their kind and liberal appreciation of his past labours.
From the generous support this work has received from readers, the author wants to express his heartfelt thanks. He would like to say that if anything could motivate him to work even harder to please his many supporters, it’s their kind and generous appreciation of his previous efforts.
London, 1850.
London, 1850.
"And now, Tobias, listen to me, and treasure up every word I say." "Yes, sir." "I'll cut your throat from ear to ear, if you repeat one word of what passes in this shop, or dare to make any supposition, or draw any conclusion from anything you may see, or hear, or fancy you see or hear."
"And now, Tobias, listen to me and remember every word I say." "Yes, sir." "I'll slit your throat from ear to ear if you repeat a single word of what happens in this shop, or if you dare to make any assumptions, or draw any conclusions from anything you see, hear, or think you see or hear."

The Barber's lesson To His Apprentice.
The Barber's Lesson to His Apprentice.
CHAPTER I.
THE STRANGE CUSTOMER AT SWEENEY TODD'S.
Before Fleet-street had reached its present importance, and when George the Third was young, and the two figures who used to strike the chimes at old St. Dunstan's church were in all their glory—being a great impediment to errand-boys on their progress, and a matter of gaping curiosity to country people—there stood close to the sacred edifice a small barber's shop, which was kept by a man of the name of Sweeney Todd.
Before Fleet Street became what it is today, when George the Third was still young and the two figures striking the chimes at old St. Dunstan's church were at the height of their popularity—being a major obstacle for errand boys and a source of fascination for country folks—there was a small barber shop right next to the church, run by a man named Sweeney Todd.
How it was that he came by the name of Sweeney, as a Christian appellation, we are at a loss to conceive, but such was his name, as might be seen in extremely corpulent yellow letters over his shop window, by any who chose there to look for it.
How he got the name Sweeney as a Christian name is hard for us to understand, but that was his name, clearly visible in big, fat yellow letters above his shop window for anyone who cared to see it.
Barbers by that time in Fleet-street had not become fashionable, and no more dreamt of calling themselves artists than of taking the tower by storm; moreover they were not, as they are now, constantly slaughtering fine fat bears, and yet, somehow people had hair on their heads just the same as they have at present, without the aid of that unctuous auxiliary. Moreover, Sweeney Todd, in common with those really primitive sort of times, did not think it at all necessary to have any waxen effigies of humanity in his window. There was no languishing young lady looking over the left shoulder in order that a profusion of auburn tresses might repose upon her lily neck, and great conquerors and great statesmen were not then, as they are now, held up to public ridicule with dabs of rouge upon their cheeks, a quantity of gunpowder scattered in for beard, and some bristles sticking on end for eyebrows.
By that time, barbers in Fleet Street hadn’t become trendy, and they didn't consider themselves artists any more than they would think about storming a tower; besides, they weren’t, as they are now, always butchering hefty bears. Yet, somehow, people still had hair on their heads just like they do today, without that greasy help. Also, Sweeney Todd, like everyone else back then, didn’t think it was important to have wax figures of people in his window. There wasn’t a dreamy young woman looking over her left shoulder so her flowing auburn hair could cascade onto her delicate neck, and great conquerors and statesmen weren’t, as they are now, made fun of in public with smudges of rouge on their cheeks, a sprinkle of gunpowder for a beard, and bristles sticking up for eyebrows.
No. Sweeney Todd was a barber of the old school, and he never thought of glorifying himself on account of any extraneous circumstance. If he had lived in Henry the Eighth's palace, it would be all the same as Henry the Eighth's dog-kennel, and he would scarcely have believed human nature to be so green as to pay an extra sixpence to be shaven and shorn in any particular locality.
No. Sweeney Todd was an old-school barber, and he never thought about boosting his ego due to any outside factors. If he had lived in Henry the Eighth's palace, it would have been just like Henry the Eighth's dog kennel, and he would hardly believe that people were foolish enough to pay an extra sixpence to get a shave and a haircut in any specific place.
A long pole painted white, with a red stripe curling spirally round it, projected into the street from his doorway, and on one of the pains of glass in his window, was presented the following couplet:—
A long pole painted white, with a red stripe spiraling around it, extended into the street from his doorway, and on one of the panes of glass in his window, the following couplet was displayed:—
We do not put these lines forth as a specimen of the poetry of the age; they may have been the production of some young Templar; but if they were a little wanting in poetic fire, that was amply made up by the clear and precise manner in which they set forth what they intended.
We don’t present these lines as an example of the poetry of the time; they might have been written by some young Templar. However, if they lacked a bit of poetic passion, that was more than compensated by the clear and straightforward way they expressed their ideas.
The barber himself, was a long, low-jointed, ill-put-together sort of fellow, with an immense mouth, and such huge hands and feet, that he was, in his way, quite a natural curiosity; and, what was more wonderful, considering his trade, there never was seen such a head of hair as Sweeney Todd's. We know not what to compare it to; probably it came nearest to what one might suppose to be the appearance of a thick-set hedge, in which a quantity of small wire had got entangled. In truth, it was a most terrific head of hair; and as Sweeney Todd kept all his combs in it—some people said his scissors likewise—when he put his head out of the shop-door to see what sort of weather it was, he might have been mistaken for an Indian warrior with a very remarkable head-dress.
The barber himself was a tall, awkwardly-built guy with an enormous mouth and such huge hands and feet that he was, in his own way, a real curiosity. Even more surprisingly, considering his job, there had never been a head of hair like Sweeney Todd's. We can't really compare it to anything; it probably looked closest to a thick bush with a bunch of wires tangled in it. Honestly, it was a truly wild head of hair, and since Sweeney Todd kept all his combs in it—some people even claimed he kept his scissors in there too—when he poked his head out of the shop door to check the weather, he could easily be mistaken for an Indian warrior with a very striking headdress.
He had a short disagreeable kind of unmirthful laugh, which came in at all sorts of odd times when nobody else saw anything to laugh at at all, and which sometimes made people start again, especially when they were being shaved, and Sweeney Todd would stop short in that operation to indulge in one of those cachinatory effusions. It was evident that the remembrance of some very strange and out-of-the-way joke must occasionally flit across him, and then he gave his hyena-like laugh, but it was so short, so sudden, striking upon the ear for a moment, and then gone, that people have been known to look up to the ceiling, and on the floor, and all round them, to know from whence it had come, scarcely supposing it possible that it proceeded from mortal lips.
He had a short, unpleasant laugh that wasn't really funny, which would pop up at strange times when no one else found anything funny at all. Sometimes, it would make people jump, especially when they were getting shaved, and Sweeney Todd would suddenly stop the shaving to burst into one of those strange laughs. It was clear that he must have been remembering some bizarre joke that crossed his mind, and then he'd let out his hyena-like laugh. It was so brief and unexpected, hitting the ear for just a moment before disappearing, that people have been known to look up at the ceiling, down at the floor, and all around them, trying to figure out where it came from, hardly believing it could be produced by a living person.
Mr. Todd squinted a little, to add to his charms; and so we think that by this time the reader may, in his mind's eye, see the individual whom we wish to present to him. Some thought him a careless enough, harmless fellow, with not much sense in him, and at times they almost considered he was a little cracked; but there were others who shook their heads when they spoke of him; and while they could say nothing to his prejudice, except that they certainly considered he was odd, yet, when they came to consider what a great crime and misdemeanour it really is in this world, to be odd, we shall not be surprised at the ill-odour in which Sweeney Todd was held.
Mr. Todd squinted a bit to enhance his charm; and we think that by now, the reader can picture the person we want to present. Some considered him a carefree, harmless guy with not much sense, and sometimes they thought he might be a bit off; but there were others who shook their heads when they talked about him. While they couldn’t say anything bad about him, except that they thought he was peculiar, when they really thought about how much of a crime and offense it is in this world to be different, we won’t be surprised that Sweeney Todd was viewed in such a negative light.
But for all that he did a most thriving business, and considered by his neighbours to be a very well-to-do sort of man, and decidedly, in city phraseology, warm.
But despite all that, he ran a very successful business and was seen by his neighbors as quite well-off, and definitely, in city terms, loaded.
It was so handy for the young students in the Temple to pop over to Sweeney Todd's to get their chins new rasped; so that from morning to night he drove a good business, and was evidently a thriving man.
It was super convenient for the young students at the Temple to swing by Sweeney Todd's for a fresh shave; so from morning to night he had a steady stream of customers and was clearly doing well.
There was only one thing that seemed in any way to detract from the great prudence of Sweeney Todd's character, and that was that he rented a large house, of which he occupied nothing but the shop and parlour, leaving the upper part entirely useless, and obstinately refusing to let it on any terms whatever.
There was only one thing that seemed to undermine the great caution of Sweeney Todd's character, and that was that he rented a large house, using only the shop and parlor, while leaving the upper part completely empty and stubbornly refusing to rent it out on any terms at all.
Such was the state of things, A.D. 1785, as regarded Sweeney Todd.
Such was the state of things in 1785 regarding Sweeney Todd.
The day is drawing to a close, and a small drizzling kind of rain is falling, so that there are not many passengers in the streets, and Sweeney Todd is sitting in his shop looking keenly in the face of a boy, who stands in an attitude of trembling subjection before him.
The day is coming to an end, and a light drizzle is falling, so there aren't many people out on the streets, and Sweeney Todd is sitting in his shop, intently studying the face of a boy who stands before him, trembling and submissive.
"You will remember," said Sweeney Todd, and he gave his countenance a most horrible twist as he spoke, "you will remember Tobias Ragg, that you are now my apprentice, that you have of me had board, washing, and lodging, with the exception that you don't sleep here, that you take your meals at home, and that your mother, Mrs. Ragg, does your washing, which she may very well do, being a laundress in the Temple, and making no end of money; as for lodging, you lodge here, you know, very comfortably in the shop all day. Now, are you not a happy dog?"
"You remember," said Sweeney Todd, twisting his face into a horrifying expression as he spoke, "you remember Tobias Ragg, that you are now my apprentice, that I've provided you with food, laundry, and shelter, except you don't sleep here, you eat at home, and your mother, Mrs. Ragg, does your laundry, which she can easily manage since she's a laundress in the Temple and makes quite a bit of money; as for lodging, you spend your days here in the shop very comfortably. So, aren't you a happy guy?"
"Yes, sir," said the boy timidly.
"Sure thing," the boy said nervously.
"You will acquire a first-rate profession, quite as good as the law, which your mother tells me she would have put you to, only that a little weakness of the head-piece unqualified you. And now, Tobias, listen to me, and treasure up every word I say."
"You'll get a top-notch job, just as good as being a lawyer, which your mom said she would have wanted for you, except that a slight issue with your head made it impossible. Now, Tobias, pay attention to me and remember everything I say."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"I'll cut your throat from ear to ear, if you repeat one word of what passes in this shop, or dare to make any supposition, or draw any conclusion from anything you may see, or hear, or fancy you see or hear. Now you understand me,—I'll cut your throat from ear to ear,—do you understand me?"
"I'll slit your throat from ear to ear if you say one word about what happens in this shop, or if you even think about making any guesses or drawing any conclusions from what you see, hear, or think you see or hear. Now you get me—I'll slit your throat from ear to ear—do you get me?"
"Yes, sir, I won't say nothing. I wish, sir, as I may be made into veal pies at Lovett's in Bell-yard if I as much as says a word."
"Yeah, sir, I won't say a thing. I hope, sir, that I don’t end up being made into veal pies at Lovett's in Bell-yard if I even say a word."
Sweeney Todd rose from his seat; and opening his huge mouth, he looked at the boy for a minute or two in silence, as if he fully intended swallowing him, but had not quite made up his mind where to begin.
Sweeney Todd got up from his seat and, opening his wide mouth, stared at the boy for a minute or two in silence, as if he really planned to swallow him but hadn’t quite decided where to start.
"Very good," at length he said, "I am satisfied, I am quite satisfied; and mark me—the shop, and the shop only, is your place."
"Very good," he said after a while, "I'm satisfied, I'm really satisfied; and just so you know—the shop, and only the shop, is where you belong."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"And if any customer gives you a penny, you can keep it, so that if you get enough of them you will become a rich man; only I will take care of them for you, and when I think you want them I will let you have them. Run out and see what's o'clock by St Dunstan's."
"And if any customer gives you a penny, you can keep it. If you collect enough of them, you'll become rich. I'll take care of them for you, and when I think you need them, I'll give them to you. Go outside and see what time it is by St Dunstan's."
There was a small crowd collected opposite the church, for the figures were about to strike three-quarters past six; and among that crowd was one man who gazed with as much curiosity as anybody at the exhibition.
There was a small crowd gathered across from the church, as the clock was getting ready to strike a quarter to seven; and among that crowd was a man who looked on with just as much curiosity as anyone else at the display.
"Now for it!" he said, "they are going to begin; well, that is ingenious. Look at the fellow lifting up his club, and down it comes bang upon the old bell."
"Here we go!" he said, "they're about to start; well, that's clever. Check out the guy raising his club, and down it crashes right onto the old bell."
The three-quarters were struck by the figures; and then the people who had loitered to see it done, many of whom had day by day looked at the same exhibition for years past, walked away, with the exception of the man who seemed so deeply interested.
The three-quarters were shocked by the figures; then the people who had hung around to watch it happen, many of whom had seen the same display for years, walked away, except for the man who appeared to be very interested.
He remained, and crouching at his feet was a noble-looking dog, who looked likewise up at the figures; and who, observing his master's attention to be closely fixed upon them, endeavoured to show as great an appearance of interest as he possibly could.
He stayed, and crouching at his feet was a noble-looking dog, who also looked up at the figures. Seeing his master's attention focused on them, he tried to express as much interest as he could.
"What do you think of that, Hector?" said the man.
"What do you think of that, Hector?" said the man.
The dog gave a short low whine, and then his master proceeded,—
The dog let out a quiet whine, and then his owner continued,—
"There is a barber's shop opposite, so before I go any farther, as I have got to see the ladies, although it's on a very melancholy errand, for I have got to tell them that poor Mark Ingestrie is no more, and Heaven knows what poor Johanna will say—I think I should know her by his description of her, poor fellow! It grieves me to think how he used to talk about her in the long night-watches, when all was still, and not a breath of air touched a curl upon his cheek. I could almost think I saw her sometimes, as he used to tell me of her soft beaming eyes, her little gentle pouting lips, and the dimples that played about her mouth. Well, well, it's of no use grieving; he is dead and gone, poor fellow, and the salt water washes over as brave a heart as ever beat. His sweetheart, Johanna, though, shall have the string of pearls for all that; and if she cannot be Mark Ingestrie's wife in this world, she shall be rich and happy, poor young thing, while she stays in it, that is to say as happy as she can be; and she must just look forward to meeting him aloft, where there are no squalls or tempests.—And so I'll go and get shaved at once."
There's a barber shop across the street, so before I go any further, since I need to see the ladies, even though it’s a really sad task, because I have to tell them that poor Mark Ingestrie is gone, and God knows what poor Johanna will say—I think I’d recognize her from his description, poor guy! It makes me sad to think about how he used to talk about her during the long nights, when everything was quiet, and not a breeze disturbed the curls on his cheek. I could almost picture her sometimes, as he described her soft, glowing eyes, her little gentle pouting lips, and the dimples that danced around her mouth. Well, it’s no use grieving; he’s dead and gone, poor guy, and the salty water covers a braver heart than ever existed. His sweetheart, Johanna, will still receive the string of pearls; and if she can’t be Mark Ingestrie's wife in this life, she’ll still be rich and happy, poor young thing, while she’s here—at least as happy as she can be; and she should just look forward to meeting him up there, where there are no storms or tempests.—So I'll go get a shave right now.
He crossed the road towards Sweeney Todd's shop, and, stepping down the low doorway, he stood face to face with the odd-looking barber.
He crossed the street toward Sweeney Todd's shop, and as he stepped through the low doorway, he found himself face to face with the strange-looking barber.
The dog gave a low growl and sniffed the air.
The dog let out a low growl and sniffed the air.
"Why Hector," said his master, "what's the matter? Down, sir, down!"
"What's wrong, Hector?" his master said. "Calm down, buddy, calm down!"
"I have a mortal fear of dogs," said Sweeney Todd. "Would you mind him, sir, sitting outside the door and waiting for you, if it's all the same? Only look at him, he is going to fly at me!"
"I have a real fear of dogs," said Sweeney Todd. "Would you mind if he just sat outside the door and waited for you, if that's okay? Just look at him, he’s about to attack me!"
"Then you are the first person he ever touched without provocation," said the man; "but I suppose he don't like your looks, and I must confess I aint much surprised at that. I have seen a few rum-looking guys in my time, but hang me if ever I saw such a figure-head as yours. What the devil noise was that?"
"Then you're the first person he ever touched without any reason," said the man. "But I guess he doesn't like your looks, and I have to admit I'm not really surprised by that. I've seen a few strange-looking people in my time, but I swear I've never seen such a bizarre figure as you. What the heck was that noise?"
"It was only me," said Sweeney Todd; "I laughed."
"It was just me," said Sweeney Todd; "I laughed."
"Laughed! do you call that a laugh? I suppose you caught it of somebody who died of it. If that's your way of laughing, I beg you won't do it any more."
"Laughed! Is that what you call a laugh? I guess you picked it up from someone who died from it. If that's how you laugh, please don’t do it again."
"Stop the dog! stop the dog! I can't have dogs running into my back parlour."
"Stop the dog! Stop the dog! I can't have dogs running into my living room."
"Here, Hector, here!" cried his master; "get out!"
"Over here, Hector, over here!" shouted his owner; "get out!"
Most unwillingly the dog left the shop, and crouched down close to the outer door, which the barber took care to close, muttering something about a draught of air coming in, and then, turning to the apprentice boy, who was screwed up in a corner, he said,—
Most reluctantly, the dog left the shop and crouched down close to the outer door, which the barber made sure to close, mumbling something about a draft coming in. Then, turning to the apprentice boy, who was huddled in a corner, he said,—
"Tobias, my lad, go to Leadenhall-street, and bring a small bag of the thick biscuits from Mr. Peterson's; say they are for me. Now, sir, I suppose you want to be shaved, and it is well you have come here, for there aint a shaving-shop, although I say it, in the city of London that ever thinks of polishing anybody off as I do."
"Tobias, my boy, head over to Leadenhall Street and grab a small bag of the thick biscuits from Mr. Peterson; tell him they're for me. Now, sir, I imagine you want to get a shave, and it’s a good thing you came here because there isn’t a barber shop, if I may say so, in the city of London that can polish anyone off the way I do."
"I tell you what it is, master barber: if you come that laugh again, I will get up and go. I don't like it, and there is an end of it."
"I'll tell you what, master barber: if you laugh like that again, I will stand up and leave. I don't like it, and that's that."
"Very good," said Sweeney Todd, as he mixed up a lather. "Who are you? where did you come from? and where are you going?"
"Very good," said Sweeney Todd as he whipped up some lather. "Who are you? Where did you come from? And where are you headed?"
"That's cool, at all events. Damn it! what do you mean by putting the brush in my mouth? Now, don't laugh; and since you are so fond of asking questions, just answer me one."
"That's cool, anyway. Damn it! What do you mean by putting the brush in my mouth? Now, don’t laugh; and since you love asking questions so much, just answer me one."
"Oh, yes, of course: what is it, sir?"
"Oh, yes, of course: what is it, sir?"
"Do you know a Mr. Oakley, who lives somewhere in London, and is a spectacle-maker?"
"Do you know a Mr. Oakley, who lives somewhere in London and is an eyewear maker?"
"Yes, to be sure I do—John Oakley, the spectacle-maker, in Fore-street, and he has got a daughter named Johanna, that the young bloods call the Flower of Fore-street."
"Yeah, I'm definitely sure about that—John Oakley, the glasses maker, on Fore Street, and he has a daughter named Johanna, whom the young guys call the Flower of Fore Street."
"Ah, poor thing! do they? Now, confound you! what are you laughing at now? What do you mean by it?"
"Ah, poor thing! Do they? Now, what the heck! What are you laughing at now? What do you mean by that?"
"Didn't you say, 'Ah, poor thing?' Just turn your head a little a one side; that will do. You have been to sea, sir?"
"Didn't you say, 'Oh, poor thing?' Just tilt your head a little to one side; that will be enough. Have you been to sea, sir?"
"Yes, I have, and have only now lately come up the river from an Indian voyage."
"Yes, I have, and I just recently came up the river from an Indian trip."
"Indeed! where can my strop be? I had it this minute; I must have laid it down somewhere. What an odd thing that I can't see it! It's very extraordinary; what can have become of it? Oh, I recollect, I took it into the parlour. Sit still, sir, I shall not be gone a moment; sit still, sir, if you please. By the by, you can amuse yourself with the Courier, sir, for a moment."
"Really! Where can my strop be? I had it just a moment ago; I must have put it down somewhere. It’s so strange that I can’t find it! What could have happened to it? Oh, I remember, I brought it into the living room. Please sit still, sir, I won't be long; sit still, sir, if you don't mind. By the way, you can keep yourself entertained with the Courier, sir, for a moment."
Sweeney Todd walked into the back parlour and closed the door.
Sweeney Todd entered the back room and shut the door.
There was a strange sound suddenly, compounded of a rushing noise and then a heavy blow, immediately after which Sweeney Todd emerged from his parlour, and folding his arms, he looked upon the vacant chair where his customer had been seated, but the customer was gone, leaving not the slightest trace of his presence behind except his hat, and that Sweeney Todd immediately seized and thrust into a cupboard that was at one corner of the shop.
There was a weird noise all of a sudden, a mix of a rushing sound and then a loud thud. Right after that, Sweeney Todd stepped out of his parlor, and with his arms crossed, he stared at the empty chair where his customer had been sitting, but the customer was gone, leaving no sign of having been there except for his hat, which Sweeney Todd quickly grabbed and shoved into a cabinet in one corner of the shop.
"What's that?" he said, "what's that? I thought I heard a noise."
"What's that?" he asked. "I thought I heard a noise."
"If you please, sir, I have forgot the money, and have run all the way back from St. Paul's churchyard."
"If you don’t mind, sir, I forgot the money and ran all the way back from St. Paul’s churchyard."
In two strides Todd reached him, and clutching him by the arm he dragged him into the farther corner of the shop, and then he stood opposite to him, glaring him full in the face with such a demoniac expression that the boy was frightfully terrified.
In two quick steps, Todd reached him, grabbed him by the arm, and pulled him into the back corner of the shop. Then he stood facing him, glaring intensely with such a sinister look that the boy was incredibly scared.
"Speak!" cried Todd, "speak! and speak the truth, or your last hour has come. How long were you peeping through the door before you came in?"
"Talk!" shouted Todd, "talk! and tell the truth, or your final hour has arrived. How long were you watching through the door before you came in?"
"Peeping, sir?"
"Are you spying, sir?"
"Yes, peeping; don't repeat my words, but answer me at once, you will find it better for you in the end."
"Yes, eavesdropping; don't just repeat what I say, but respond to me immediately, and you’ll find it’s better for you in the long run."
"I wasn't peeping, sir, at all."
"I wasn't spying, sir, at all."
Sweeney Todd drew a long breath as he then said, in a strange, shrieking sort of manner, which he intended, no doubt, should be jocose,—
Sweeney Todd took a deep breath and then spoke in a bizarre, shrill way that he probably intended to be funny,—
"Well, well, very well; if you did peep, what then? it's no matter; I only wanted to know, that's all; it was quite a joke, wasn't it—quite funny, though rather odd, eh? Why don't you laugh, you dog? Come, now, there is no harm done. Tell me what you thought about it at once, and we will be merry over it—very merry."
"Well, well, all right; if you did take a look, so what? It doesn't matter; I just wanted to know, that’s all; it was pretty funny, wasn’t it—kind of strange, right? Why aren’t you laughing, you rascal? Come on, it’s all in good fun. Tell me what you thought about it right away, and we can have a good laugh—really have a good time."
"I don't know what you mean, sir," said the boy, who was quite as much alarmed at Mr. Todd's mirth as he was at his anger. "I don't know what you mean, sir; I only just come back because I hadn't any money to pay for the biscuits at Peterson's."
"I don't know what you mean, sir," said the boy, who was just as scared by Mr. Todd's laughter as he was by his anger. "I don't know what you mean, sir; I only came back because I didn't have any money to pay for the biscuits at Peterson's."
"I mean nothing at all," said Todd, suddenly turning upon his heel; "what's that scratching at the door?"
"I don't mean anything at all," said Todd, suddenly turning on his heel. "What's that scratching at the door?"
Tobias opened the shop-door, and there stood the dog, who looked wistfully round the place, and then gave a howl which seriously alarmed the barber.
Tobias opened the shop door, and there stood the dog, looking around the place with a sad expression, then let out a howl that really worried the barber.
"It's the gentleman's dog, sir," said Tobias, "its the gentleman's dog, sir, that was looking at old St. Dunstan's clock, and came in here to be shaved. It's funny, aint it, sir, that the dog didn't go away with his master?"
"It's the gentleman's dog, sir," said Tobias, "it's the gentleman's dog, sir, that was looking at old St. Dunstan's clock and came in here to get a shave. It's funny, isn't it, sir, that the dog didn't leave with his master?"
"Why don't you laugh if it's funny? Turn out the dog, Tobias; we'll have no dogs here; I hate the sight of them; turn him out—turn him out."
"Why aren't you laughing if it's funny? Get the dog out, Tobias; we can't have any dogs here; I can't stand looking at them; get him out—get him out."
"I would, sir, in a minute; but I'm afraid he wouldn't let me, somehow. Only look, sir—look; see what he is at now! did you ever see such a violent fellow, sir? why he will have down the cupboard door."
"I would, sir, in a minute; but I'm afraid he wouldn't let me, somehow. Just look, sir—look; see what he's doing now! Have you ever seen such a violent guy, sir? He's going to rip the cupboard door off."
"Stop him—stop him! the devil is in the animal! stop him I say!"
"Stop him—stop him! The devil is in the beast! Stop him, I tell you!"
The dog was certainly getting the door open, when Sweeney Todd rushed forward to stop him! but that he was soon admonished of the danger of doing, for the dog gave him a grip of the leg, which made him give such a howl, that he precipitately retreated, and left the animal to do its pleasure. This consisted in forcing open the cupboard door, and seizing upon the hat which Sweeney Todd had thrust therein, and dashing out of the shop with it in triumph.
The dog was definitely getting the door open when Sweeney Todd rushed in to stop him! But he quickly learned how dangerous that was, as the dog bit him on the leg, making him howl in pain. He immediately backed off and let the dog do what it wanted. This involved forcing open the cupboard door and grabbing the hat that Sweeney Todd had stuffed inside, then bolting out of the shop with it in triumph.
"The devil's in the beast," muttered Todd, "he's off! Tobias, you said you saw the man who owned that fiend of a cur looking at St. Dunstan's church."
"The devil's in the beast," muttered Todd, "he's off! Tobias, you said you saw the guy who owned that fiend of a dog checking out St. Dunstan's church."
"Yes, sir, I did see him there. If you recollect, you sent me to see the time, and the figures were just going to strike three quarters past six; and before I came away, I heard him say that Mark Ingestrie was dead, and Johanna should have the string of pearls. Then I came in, and then, if you recollect, sir, he came in, and the odd thing, you know, to me, sir, is that he didn't take his dog with him, because you know, sir—"
"Yes, sir, I saw him there. If you remember, you asked me to check the time, and the clock was about to strike six thirty. Before I left, I heard him say that Mark Ingestrie was dead, and Johanna would get the string of pearls. Then I came in, and if you remember, sir, he came in too, and the strange thing, you know, sir, is that he didn't bring his dog with him, because you know, sir—"
"Because what?" shouted Todd.
"Why?" shouted Todd.
"Because people generally do take their dogs with them, you know, sir; and may I be made into one of Lovett's pies, if I don't—"
"Because people usually take their dogs with them, you know, sir; and may I be turned into one of Lovett's pies if I don't—"
"Hush, some one comes; it's old Mr. Grant, from the Temple. How do you do, Mr. Grant? glad to see you looking so well, sir. It does one's heart good to see a gentlemen of your years looking so fresh and hearty. Sit down, sir; a little this way, if you please. Shaved, I suppose?"
"Hush, someone’s coming; it’s old Mr. Grant from the Temple. How are you, Mr. Grant? I'm glad to see you looking so well, sir. It really warms my heart to see a gentleman of your age looking so fresh and strong. Please, have a seat; over here, if you don’t mind. Been shaved, I assume?"
"Yes, Todd, yes. Any news?"
"Yeah, Todd, any updates?"
"No, sir, nothing stirring. Everything very quiet, sir, except the high wind. They say it blew the king's hat off yesterday, sir, and he borrowed Lord North's. Trade is dull too, sir. I suppose people won't come out to be cleaned and dressed in a mizling rain. We haven't had anybody in the shop for an hour and a half."
"No, sir, nothing happening. Everything is really quiet, sir, except for the strong wind. They say it blew the king's hat off yesterday, sir, and he borrowed Lord North's. Business is slow too, sir. I guess people don't want to come out to get cleaned and dressed in drizzling rain. We haven't had anyone in the shop for an hour and a half."
"Lor' sir," said Tobias, "you forget the sea-faring gentleman with the dog, you know, sir."
"Lor' sir," Tobias said, "you're forgetting the sea captain with the dog, you know, sir."
"Ah! so I do," said Todd. "He went away, and I saw him get into some disturbance, I think, just at the corner of the market."
"Ah! I do," said Todd. "He left, and I saw him get into some trouble, I think, right at the corner of the market."
"I wonder I didn't meet him, sir," said Tobias, "for I came that way; and then it's so very odd leaving his dog behind him."
"I can’t believe I didn’t run into him, sir," said Tobias, "because I came that way; and it’s really strange that he left his dog behind."
"Yes, very," said Todd. "Will you excuse me a moment, Mr. Grant? Tobias, my lad, I just want you to lend me a hand in the parlour."
"Yes, very much," said Todd. "Could you give me a moment, Mr. Grant? Tobias, my friend, I just need you to help me out in the living room."
Tobias followed Todd very unsuspectingly into the parlour; but when they got there and the door was closed, the barber sprang upon him like an enraged tiger, and, grappling him by the throat, he gave his head such a succession of knocks against the wainscot, that Mr. Grant must have thought that some carpenter was at work. Then he tore a handful of his hair out, after which he twisted him round, and dealt him such a kick, that he was flung sprawling into a corner of the room, and then, without a word, the barber walked out again to his customer, and bolted his parlour door on the outside, leaving Tobias to digest the usage he had received at his leisure, and in the best way he could.
Tobias followed Todd unsuspectingly into the parlor, but once they got there and closed the door, the barber attacked him like a furious tiger. Grabbing him by the throat, he slammed his head against the wall so hard that Mr. Grant must have thought a carpenter was at work. Then he yanked a handful of hair out before spinning him around and kicking him so that he landed in a corner of the room. Without saying a word, the barber walked out to his customer and locked the parlor door from the outside, leaving Tobias to process what had just happened in his own time and in whatever way he could.
When he came back to Mr. Grant, he apologised for keeping him waiting, by saying,—
When he returned to Mr. Grant, he apologized for making him wait, saying,—
"It became necessary, sir, to teach my new apprentice a little bit of his business. I have left him studying it now. There is nothing like teaching young folks at once."
"It became necessary, sir, to teach my new apprentice a bit about his job. I have left him studying it now. There's nothing like teaching young people right away."
"Ah!" said Mr. Grant, with a sigh, "I know what it is to let young folks grow wild; for although I have neither chick nor child of my own, I had a sister's son to look to—a handsome, wild, harum-scarum sort of fellow, as like me as one pea is like another. I tried to make a lawyer of him, but it wouldn't do, and it's now more than two years ago he left me altogether; and yet there were some good traits about Mark."
"Ah!" said Mr. Grant with a sigh, "I know what it’s like to let young people run free; even though I don’t have any kids of my own, I had a sister’s son to care for—a charming, wild, reckless kind of guy, just like me in many ways. I tried to turn him into a lawyer, but that didn’t work out, and it’s been over two years since he completely left me; still, there were some good qualities about Mark."
"Mark, sir! Did you say Mark?"
"Mark, sir! Did you say Mark?"
"Yes, that was his name, Mark Ingestrie. God knows what's become of him."
"Yeah, that was his name, Mark Ingestrie. Who knows what happened to him?"
"Oh!" said Sweeney Todd; he went on lathering the chin of Mr. Grant.
"Oh!" said Sweeney Todd; he continued lathering Mr. Grant's chin.
CHAPTER II
THE SPECTACLE-MAKER'S DAUGHTER.
"Johanna, Johanna, my dear, do you know what time it is? Johanna, I say, my dear, are you going to get up? Here's your mother has trotted out to Parson Lupin's, and you know I have got to go to Alderman Judd's house, in Cripplegate, the first thing, and I haven't had a morsel of breakfast yet. Johanna, my dear, do you hear me?"
"Johanna, Johanna, my dear, do you know what time it is? Johanna, I’m asking you, my dear, are you going to get up? Your mother has gone out to see Parson Lupin, and you know I have to head to Alderman Judd’s house in Cripplegate first, and I haven’t eaten a bite of breakfast yet. Johanna, my dear, do you hear me?"
These observations were made by Mr. Oakley, the spectacle-maker, at the door of his daughter Johanna's chamber, on the morning after the events we have just recorded at Sweeney Todd's; and presently, a soft sweet voice answered him, saying,—
These observations were made by Mr. Oakley, the optician, at the door of his daughter Johanna's room, on the morning after the events we just described at Sweeney Todd's; and soon, a gentle, melodic voice responded to him, saying,—
"I am coming, father, I am coming: in a moment, father, I shall be down."
"I’m coming, Dad, I’m coming: just a moment, Dad, I’ll be down."
"Don't hurry yourself, my darling, I can wait."
"Take your time, my love, I'm here whenever you're ready."
The little old spectacle-maker descended the staircase again, and sat down in the parlour at the back of the shop, where, in a few moments, he was joined by Johanna, his only and his much-loved child.
The old glasses maker went down the stairs again and sat in the back room of the shop, where, after a few moments, his only and beloved child, Johanna, joined him.
She was indeed a creature of the rarest grace and beauty. Her age was eighteen, but she looked rather younger, and upon her face she had that sweetness and intelligence of expression which almost bids defiance to the march of time. Her hair was of a glossy blackness, and what was rare in conjunction with such a feature, her eyes were of a deep and heavenly blue. There was nothing of the commanding or of the severe style of beauty about her, but the expression of her face was all grace and sweetness. It was one of those countenances which one could look at for a long summer's day, as upon the pages of some deeply interesting volume, which furnished the most abundant food for pleasant and delightful reflection.
She was truly a being of the rarest grace and beauty. At eighteen, she appeared even younger, and her face had a sweetness and intelligence that almost defied the passage of time. Her hair was a shiny black, and, what was rare to see with such a trait, her eyes were a deep and heavenly blue. There was nothing commanding or severe about her beauty; instead, her expression radiated grace and sweetness. It was one of those faces you could gaze at all day long, like the pages of an incredibly engaging book that offered plenty of enjoyable and delightful thoughts.
There was a touch of sadness about her voice, which, perhaps, only tended to make it the more musical, although mournfully so, and which seemed to indicate that at the bottom of her heart there lay some grief which had not yet been spoken—some cherished aspiration of her pure soul, which looked hopeless as regards completion—some remembrance of a former joy, which had been turned to bitterness and grief; it was the cloud in the sunny sky—the shadow through which there still gleamed bright and beautiful sunshine, but which still proclaimed its presence.
There was a hint of sadness in her voice that, perhaps, only made it more melodic, though in a sorrowful way. It seemed to suggest that deep down, she harbored some unexpressed grief—some precious hope of her pure spirit that felt unlikely to ever be fulfilled—some memory of a past joy that had turned into pain and sorrow. It was like a cloud in a clear blue sky—a shadow that still allowed bright and beautiful sunlight to shine through, but one that still made its presence known.
"I have kept you waiting, father," she said, as she flung her arms about the old man's neck, "I have kept you waiting."
"I've kept you waiting, Dad," she said, as she wrapped her arms around the old man's neck, "I've kept you waiting."
"Never mind, my dear, never mind. Your mother is so taken up with Mr. Lupin, that you know, this being Wednesday morning, she is off to his prayer meeting, and so I have had no breakfast; and really I think I must discharge Sam."
"Don't worry about it, my dear. Your mother is so focused on Mr. Lupin that, since it’s Wednesday morning, she’s gone to his prayer meeting, and I haven't had any breakfast. Honestly, I think I need to let Sam go."
"Indeed, father! what has he done?"
"Really, Dad! What did he do?"
"Nothing at all, and that's the very reason. I had to take down the shutters myself this morning, and what do you think for? He had the coolness to tell me he couldn't take down the shutters this morning, or sweep out the shop, because his aunt had the toothache."
"Nothing at all, and that's exactly why. I had to take down the shutters myself this morning, and guess what? He had the nerve to tell me he couldn't take down the shutters this morning or clean out the shop because his aunt had a toothache."
"A poor excuse, father," said Johanna, as she bustled about and got the breakfast ready; "a very poor excuse."
"A weak excuse, Dad," said Johanna as she hurried around getting breakfast ready, "a really weak excuse."
"Poor indeed! but his month is up to-day, and I must get rid of him. But I suppose I shall have no end of bother with your mother, because his aunt belongs to Mr. Lupin's congregation; but as sure as this is the 20th day of August—"
"Poor thing! But his time is up today, and I need to get rid of him. I guess I’ll have endless trouble with your mom since his aunt is part of Mr. Lupin's congregation; but just as sure as today is the 20th of August—"
"It is the 20th day of August," said Johanna, as she sunk into a chair and burst into tears. "It is, it is! I thought I could have controlled this, but I cannot, father, I cannot. It was that which made me late. I knew mother was out; I knew that I ought to be down attending upon you, and I was praying to Heaven for strength to do so because this was the 20th of August."
"It’s the 20th day of August," Johanna said, as she sank into a chair and started to cry. "It is, it is! I thought I could handle this, but I can’t, father, I can’t. That’s what made me late. I knew mom was out; I knew I should be down there with you, and I was praying to Heaven for the strength to do that because today is the 20th of August."
Johanna spoke these words incoherently, and amidst sobs, and when she had finished them, she leant her sweet face upon her small hands, and wept like a child.
Johanna spoke these words in a jumble, through her tears, and when she was done, she rested her sweet face on her small hands and cried like a child.
The astonishment, not unmingled with positive dismay, of the old spectacle-maker, was vividly depicted on his countenance, and for some minutes he sat perfectly aghast, with his hands resting on his knees, and looking in the face of his beautiful child—that is to say, as much as he could see of it between those little taper fingers that were spread upon it—as if he were newly awakened from some dream.
The astonishment, mixed with genuine dismay, of the old spectacle-maker was clearly shown on his face, and for a few minutes he sat completely stunned, with his hands resting on his knees, looking at his beautiful child—that is, as much as he could see of her face between those little fingers that were spread across it—as if he had just woken up from a dream.
"Good God, Johanna!" he said at length, "what is this? My dear child, what has happened? Tell me, my dear, unless you wish to kill me with grief."
"Good God, Johanna!" he finally said, "what is going on? My dear child, what happened? Please tell me, my dear, unless you want to overwhelm me with sorrow."
"You shall know, father," she said. "I did not think to say a word about it, but considered I had strength enough of mind to keep my sorrows in my own breast, but the effort has been too much for me, and I have been compelled to yield. If you had not looked so kindly on me—if I did not know that you loved me as you do, I should easily have kept my secret, but, knowing that much, I cannot."
"You should know, Dad," she said. "I didn't plan to say anything about it, thinking I could handle my sorrows on my own, but it's been too much for me, and I've had to give in. If you hadn't been so kind to me—if I didn't know how much you love me, I could have easily kept my secret, but knowing that much, I just can't."
"My darling," said the old man, "you are right, there; I do love you. What would the world be to me without you? There was a time, twenty years ago, when your mother made up much of my happiness, but of late, what with Mr. Lupin, and psalm-singing, and tea-drinking, I see very little of her, and what little I do see is not very satisfactory. Tell me, my darling, what it is that vexes you, and I'll soon put it to rights. I don't belong to the city trainbands for nothing."
"My darling," said the old man, "you’re right; I truly love you. What would my life be without you? There was a time, twenty years ago, when your mother brought me a lot of happiness, but lately, with Mr. Lupin, all the psalm-singing, and tea-drinking, I hardly see her, and when I do, it’s not very pleasant. Tell me, my darling, what’s bothering you, and I’ll fix it quickly. I didn’t join the city militia for nothing."
"Father, I know that your affection would do all for me that it is possible to do, but you cannot recall the dead to life; and if this day passes over and I see him not, nor hear from him, I know that, instead of finding a home for me whom he loved, he has in the effort to do so found a grave for himself. He said he would, he said he would."
"Father, I know that your love would do everything it could for me, but you can’t bring the dead back to life; and if this day goes by without seeing him or hearing from him, I know that, instead of finding a home for me, whom he loved, he has ended up finding a grave for himself in the attempt to do so. He said he would, he said he would."
Here she wrung her hands, and wept again, and with such a bitterness of anguish that the old spectacle-maker was at his wit's end, and knew not what on earth to do or say.
Here she twisted her hands and cried again, with such deep pain that the old spectacle-maker was completely at a loss and had no idea what to do or say.
"My dear, my dear," he cried, "who is he? I hope you don't mean—"
"My dear, my dear," he exclaimed, "who is he? I hope you don't mean—"
"Hush, father, hush! I know the name that is hovering on your lips, but something seems even now to whisper to me he is no more, and, being so, speak nothing of him, father, but that which is good."
"Hush, Dad, hush! I know the name you're about to say, but something is telling me that he’s gone, and if that's the case, don’t speak of him, Dad, except for good things."
"You mean Mark Ingestrie."
"You mean Mark Ingestrie."
"I do, and if he had a thousand faults, he at least loved me; he loved me truly and most sincerely."
"I do, and even if he had a thousand flaws, he still loved me; he loved me genuinely and very sincerely."
"My dear," said the old spectacle-maker, "you know that I wouldn't for all the world say anything to vex you, nor will I; but tell me what it is that makes this day more than any other so gloomy to you."
"My dear," said the old eyeglass maker, "you know I wouldn't say anything to upset you for anything in the world, and I won’t; but please tell me why this day feels so much gloomier for you than any other."
"I will, father; you shall hear. It was on this day two years ago that we last met; it was in the Temple-garden, and he had just had a stormy interview with his uncle, Mr. Grant, and you will understand, father, that Mark Ingestrie was not to blame, because—"
"I will, Dad; you’ll see. It was exactly two years ago today that we last met; it was in the Temple garden, and he had just had a heated conversation with his uncle, Mr. Grant, and you’ll understand, Dad, that Mark Ingestrie wasn’t at fault because—"
"Well, well, my dear, you needn't say anything more upon that point. Girls very seldom admit their lovers are to blame, but there are two ways, you know, Johanna, of telling a story."
"Well, well, my dear, you don't need to say anything more about that. Girls hardly ever admit their partners are at fault, but you know, Johanna, there are two sides to every story."
"Yes; but, father, why should Mr. Grant seek to force him to the study of a profession he so much disliked?"
"Yes, but Dad, why should Mr. Grant try to push him into studying a profession he hates so much?"
"My dear, one would have thought that if Mark Ingestrie really loved you, and found that he might make you his wife, and acquire an honourable subsistence for you and himself—it seems a very wonderful thing to me that he did not do so. You see, my dear, he should have liked you well enough to do something else that he did not like."
"My dear, one would think that if Mark Ingestrie truly loved you and realized he could make you his wife while also providing a decent living for both of you—it strikes me as quite astonishing that he didn't. You see, my dear, he should have liked you enough to take the action that he didn't want to."
"Yes, but father, you know it is hard, when disagreements once arise, for a young ardent spirit to give in entirely; and so from one word, poor Mark, in his disputes with his uncle, got to another, when perhaps one touch of kindness or conciliation from Mr. Grant would have made him quite pliant in his hands."
"Yes, but dad, you know it's tough when disagreements come up for a passionate young person to completely back down; and so from one word, poor Mark, in his arguments with his uncle, went on to another, when maybe just a bit of kindness or understanding from Mr. Grant would have made him totally flexible in his hands."
"Yes, that's the way," said Mr. Oakley; "there is no end of excuses: but go on, my dear, go on, and tell me exactly how this affair now stands."
"Yes, that's right," Mr. Oakley said. "There are endless excuses, but go ahead, my dear, continue, and tell me exactly how things are now."
"I will, father. It was this day two years ago then that we met, and he told me that he and his uncle had at last quarrelled irreconcilably, and that nothing could possibly now patch up the difference between them. We had a long talk."
"I will, Dad. It was two years ago today that we met, and he told me that he and his uncle had finally had an irreconcilable fight, and that nothing could fix the rift between them now. We talked for a long time."
"Ah! no doubt of that."
"Ah! no doubt about that."
"And at length he told me that he must go and seek his fortune—that fortune which he hoped to share with me. He said that he had an opportunity of undertaking a voyage to India, and that if he were successful he should have sufficient to return with, and commence some pursuit in London more congenial to his thoughts and habits than the law."
"And finally he told me that he needed to go out and seek his fortune—that fortune he hoped to share with me. He mentioned that he had the chance to take a trip to India, and if he was successful, he would have enough to come back with and start a career in London that matched his interests and lifestyle better than the law."
"Ah, well! what next?"
"Well, what’s next?"
"He told me that he loved me."
"He said he loves me."
"And you believed him."
"And you trusted him."
"Father, you would have believed him had you heard him speak. His tones were those of such deep sincerity that no actor who ever charmed an audience with an unreal existence could have reached them. There are times and seasons when we know that we are listening to the majestic voice of truth, and there are tones which sink at once into the heart, carrying with them a conviction of their sincerity, which neither time nor circumstance can alter; and such were the tones in which Mark Ingestrie spoke to me."
"Father, you would have believed him if you had heard him speak. His voice had such deep sincerity that no actor who ever captivated an audience with a false persona could match it. There are moments when we realize we are listening to the powerful voice of truth, and there are tones that immediately resonate in the heart, bringing a conviction of their sincerity that neither time nor circumstance can change; and those were the tones in which Mark Ingestrie spoke to me."
"And so you suppose, Johanna, that it is easy for a young man who has not patience or energy enough to be respectable at home, to go abroad and make his fortune. Is idleness so much in request in other countries, that it receives such a rich reward, my dear?"
"And so you think, Johanna, that it's easy for a young man who doesn’t have the patience or energy to be respectable at home to go abroad and make his fortune. Is laziness so valued in other countries that it gets such a big reward, my dear?"
"You judge him harshly, father; you do not know him."
"You judge him too harshly, Dad; you don’t really know him."
"Heaven forbid that I should judge any one harshly! and I will freely admit that you may know more of his real character than I can, who of course have only seen its surface; but go on, my dear, and tell me all."
"Heaven forbid that I should judge anyone too harshly! I’ll gladly admit that you might know more about his true character than I do, since I've only seen the surface. But go ahead, my dear, and tell me everything."
"We made an agreement, father, that on that day two years he was to come to me or send me some news of his whereabouts; if I heard nothing of him I was to conclude he was no more, and I cannot help so concluding now."
"We agreed, Dad, that on that day two years ago he was supposed to come to me or send me news about where he was; if I didn't hear anything from him, I was to assume he was gone, and I can't help but assume that now."
"But the day has not yet passed."
"But the day isn't over yet."
"I know it has not, and yet I rest upon but a slender hope, father. Do you believe that dreams ever really shadow forth coming events?"
"I know it hasn't, and yet I cling to just a faint hope, Dad. Do you think dreams ever really predict future events?"
"I cannot say, my child; I am not disposed to yield credence to any supposed fact because I have dreamt it, but I must confess to having heard some strange instances where these visions of the night have come strictly true."
"I can’t say, my child; I’m not inclined to believe in any supposed fact just because I dreamt it, but I have to admit that I’ve heard some strange cases where these nighttime visions have turned out to be absolutely true."
"Heaven knows but this may be one of them! I had a dream last night. I thought that I was sitting upon the sea-shore, and that all before me was nothing but a fathomless waste of waters. I heard the roar and the dash of the waves distinctly, and each moment the wind grew more furious and fierce, and I saw in the distance a ship—it was battling with the waves, which at one moment lifted it mountains high, and at another plunged it far down into such an abyss, that not a vestige of it could be seen but the topmost spars of the tall mast. And still the storm increased each moment in its fury, and ever and anon there came a strange sullen sound across the waters, and I saw a flash of fire, and knew that those in the ill-fated vessel were thus endeavouring to attract attention and some friendly aid. Father, from the first to the last I knew that Mark Ingestrie was there—my heart told me so: I was certain he was there, and I was helpless—utterly helpless, utterly and entirely unable to lend the slightest aid. I could only gaze upon what was going forward as a silent and terrified spectator of the scene. And at last I heard a cry come over the deep—a strange, loud, wailing cry—which proclaimed to me the fate of the vessel. I saw its mass shiver for a moment in the blackened air, and then all was still for a few seconds, until there arose a strange, wild shriek, that I knew was the despairing cry of those who sank, never to rise again, in that vessel. Oh! that was a frightful sound—it was a sound to linger on the ears, and haunt the memory of sleep—it was a sound never to be forgotten when once heard, but such as might again and again be remembered with horror and affright."
"God knows this might be one of those moments! I had a dream last night. I thought I was sitting on the beach, with nothing in front of me but an endless stretch of water. I could hear the crash and roar of the waves clearly, and every moment the wind got stronger and angrier. In the distance, I saw a ship—it was fighting against the waves, which lifted it up high one moment and then dropped it down into such a deep pit that only the top of the tall mast was visible. The storm kept getting more intense, and every now and then, I heard a strange, dull sound across the water. I saw a flash of fire and realized those on the doomed ship were trying to signal for help. Father, from beginning to end, I knew Mark Ingestrie was there—my heart told me so: I was sure he was there, and I was powerless—completely powerless, utterly and entirely unable to offer any help. I could only watch as a silent and terrified observer of the scene. Finally, I heard a cry come across the deep—a strange, loud, mournful cry—that revealed the fate of the ship. I saw its mass tremble for a moment in the dark air, and then everything was quiet for a few seconds until a terrifying, wild scream arose, the desperate cry of those sinking, never to resurface, on that ship. Oh! That was a horrifying sound—it stuck in my ears and haunted my sleep—it was a sound that could never be forgotten once heard, a sound that would be recalled again and again with dread and terror."
"And all this was in your dream?"
"And all of this was just in your dream?"
"It was, father, it was."
"It was, Dad, it was."
"And you were helpless?"
"And you felt powerless?"
"I was—utterly and entirely helpless."
"I was completely helpless."
"It was very sad."
"It was really sad."
"It was, as you shall hear. The ship went down, and that cry that I had heard was the last despairing one given by those who clung to the wreck with scarce a hope, and yet because it was their only refuge, for where else had they to look for the smallest ray of consolation? where else, save in the surging waters, were they to turn for safety? Nowhere! all was lost! all was despair! I tried to scream—I tried to cry aloud to Heaven to have mercy upon those brave and gallant souls who had trusted their dearest possession—life itself—to the mercy of the deep; and while I so tried to render so inefficient succour, I saw a small speck in the sea, and my straining eyes perceived that it was a man floating and clinging to a piece of the wreck, and I knew it was Mark Ingestrie."
"It was, as you will hear. The ship sank, and that cry I had heard was the last desperate one from those who clung to the wreck with hardly any hope. Yet, it was their only refuge, for where else could they look for even a glimmer of comfort? Where else could they turn for safety except in the raging waters? Nowhere! Everything was lost! Everything was despair! I tried to scream—I tried to cry out to Heaven to have mercy on those brave and noble souls who had entrusted their most precious possession—life itself—to the mercy of the sea; and while I was trying to offer such ineffective help, I saw a small speck in the water, and my strained eyes recognized that it was a man floating and holding onto a piece of the wreck, and I knew it was Mark Ingestrie."
"But, my dear, surely you are not annoyed at a dream?"
"But, my dear, you can't really be upset over a dream, can you?"
"It saddened me. I stretched out my arms to save him—I heard him pronounce my name, and call upon me for help. 'Twas all in vain; he battled with the waves as long as human nature could battle with them. He could do no more, and I saw him disappear before my anxious eyes."
"It broke my heart. I reached out my arms to save him—I heard him call my name, asking for help. It was all in vain; he struggled against the waves as long as anyone could fight them. He could do no more, and I watched him vanish right before my worried eyes."
"Don't say you saw him, my dear, say you fancy you saw him."
"Don't say you saw him, my dear, say you think you saw him."
"It was such a fancy as I shall not lose the remembrance of for many a day."
"It was such a fancy that I won't forget it for a long time."
"Well, well, after all, my dear, it's only a dream; and it seems to me, without at all adverting to anything that should give you pain as regards Mark Ingestrie, that you made a very foolish bargain; for only consider how many difficulties might arise in the way of his keeping faith with you. You know I have your happiness so much at heart that, if Mark had been a worthy man and an industrious one, I should not have opposed myself to your union; but, believe me, my dear Johanna, that a young man with great facilities for spending money, and none whatever for earning any, is just about the worst husband you could choose, and such a man was Mark Ingestrie. But come, we will say nothing of this to your mother; let the secret, if we may call it such, rest with me; and if you can inform me in what capacity and in what vessel he left England, I will not carry my prejudice so far against him as to hesitate about making what inquiry I can concerning his fate."
"Well, well, after all, my dear, it's just a dream; and it seems to me, without bringing up anything that might upset you about Mark Ingestrie, that you made a really foolish choice. Just think about all the problems that could come up with him keeping his word to you. You know I care so much about your happiness that if Mark had been a decent and hardworking guy, I wouldn’t have opposed your relationship. But believe me, my dear Johanna, a young man who knows how to spend money but has no ability to earn any is about the worst husband you could pick, and that was Mark Ingestrie. But let’s not mention this to your mother; let the secret, if we can even call it that, stay with me. If you can tell me how and in what ship he left England, I won't let my prejudice against him stop me from finding out what I can about his situation."
"I know nothing more, father; we parted, and never met again."
"I don’t know anything else, Dad; we said goodbye, and never saw each other again."
"Well, well! dry your eyes, Johanna, and, as I go to Alderman Judd's, I'll think over the matter, which, after all, may not be so bad as you think. The lad is a good-enough looking lad, and has, I believe, a good ability, if he would put it to some useful purpose; but if he goes scampering about the world in an unsettled manner, you are well rid of him, and as for his being dead, you must not conclude that by any means for somehow or another, like a bad penny, these fellows always come back."
"Alright, Johanna, stop crying. As I head to Alderman Judd's, I'll think it over. It might not be as bad as you think. The guy is decent-looking and seems to have some talent, if he would just use it for something good. But if he’s running around aimlessly, you're better off without him. And don’t assume he’s dead; somehow, these guys always turn up again, like a bad penny."
There was more consolation in the kindly tone of the spectacle-maker than in the words he used; but, upon the whole, Johanna was well enough pleased that she had communicated the secret to her father, for now, at all events, she had some one to whom she could mention the name of Mark Ingestrie, without the necessity of concealing the sentiment with which she did so; and when her father had gone, she felt that, by the mere relation of it to him, some of the terrors of her dream had vanished.
There was more comfort in the gentle tone of the spectacle-maker than in the words he spoke; but overall, Johanna was glad she had shared the secret with her father, because now, at least, she had someone she could mention the name Mark Ingestrie to without needing to hide how she felt about it. After her father left, she sensed that just by telling him, some of the fears from her dream had faded away.
She sat for some time in a pleasing reverie, till she was interrupted by Sam, the shop-boy, who came into the parlour and said,—
She sat for a while in a pleasant daydream until she was interrupted by Sam, the shop boy, who came into the living room and said,—
"Please, Miss Johanna, suppose I was to go down to the docks and try and find out for you Mr. Mark Ingestrie. I say, suppose I was to do that. I heard it all, and if I do find him I'll soon settle him."
"Please, Miss Johanna, what if I went down to the docks and tried to find Mr. Mark Ingestrie for you? I’m just saying, what if I did that? I heard everything, and if I do find him, I’ll deal with him quickly."
"What do you mean?"
"What do you mean?"
"I means that I won't stand it; didn't I tell you, more than three weeks ago, as you was the object of my infections? Didn't I tell you that when aunt died, I should come in for the soap and candle business, and make you my missus?"
"I mean that I won't tolerate it; didn't I tell you, more than three weeks ago, that you were the reason for my feelings? Didn't I say that when my aunt died, I would take over the soap and candle business and make you my wife?"
The only reply which Johanna gave to this was to rise and leave the room, for her heart was too full of grief and sad speculation to enable her to do now as she had often been in the habit of doing—viz., laugh at Sam's protestations of affection, so he was left to chew the cud of sweet and bitter fancy by himself.
The only response Johanna had was to stand up and leave the room, as her heart was too heavy with grief and troubled thoughts for her to do what she often did—laugh at Sam's declarations of love—so she left him to ponder his mix of sweet and bitter feelings alone.
"A thousand d——s!" said he, when he entered the shop: "I always suspected there was some other fellow, and now I know it I am ready to gnaw my head off that ever I consented to come here. Confound him! I hope he is at the bottom of the sea, and eat up by this time. Oh! I should like to smash everybody. If I had my way now I'd just walk into society at large, as they calls it, and let it know what one, two, three, slap in the eye, is—and down it would go."
"A thousand damn it!" he exclaimed as he walked into the shop. "I always suspected there was another guy involved, and now that I know it, I'm regretting ever coming here. Damn him! I hope he's at the bottom of the ocean and eaten by now. Oh! I'd love to smash everyone. If I had my way right now, I'd just stroll into society, as they call it, and make it see what one, two, three, slap in the face really means—and down it would go."
Mr. Sam, in his rage, did upset a case of spectacles, which went down with a tremendous crash, and which, however good imitation of the manner in which society at large was to be knocked down, was not likely to be at all pleasing to Mr. Oakley.
Mr. Sam, in his anger, knocked over a case of glasses, which fell with a huge crash, and even though it was a good imitation of how society at large might be brought down, it was definitely not something Mr. Oakley would find pleasing at all.
"I have done it now," he said; "but never mind; I'll try the old dodge whenever I break anything; that is, I'll place it in old Oakley's way, and swear he did it. I never knew such an old goose; you may persuade him into anything; the idea, now, of his pulling down all the shutters this morning because I told him my aunt had the tooth-ache; that was a go, to be sure. But I'll be revenged of that fellow who has took away, I consider, Johanna from me; I'll let him know what a blighted heart is capable of. He won't live long enough to want a pair spectacles, I'll be bound, or else my name ain't Sam Bolt."
"I’ve really messed up this time," he said; "but whatever, I’ll just use the old trick whenever I break something; that is, I’ll blame it on old Oakley and say he did it. I’ve never seen anyone so clueless; you can convince him of anything. Just think about it—he pulled down all the shutters this morning just because I told him my aunt had a toothache; that was something, for sure. But I’m going to get back at that guy who I think has taken Johanna away from me; I’ll show him what a broken heart is capable of. He won't live long enough to need a pair of glasses, I guarantee it, or else my name isn’t Sam Bolt."
CHAPTER III.
A MAN IS LOST.
The earliest dawn of morning was glistening upon the masts, the cordage, and the sails of a fleet of vessels lying below Sheerness.
The first light of morning was shining on the masts, ropes, and sails of a fleet of ships docked near Sheerness.
The crews were rousing themselves from their night's repose, and to make their appearance on the decks of the vessels, from which the night-watch had just been relieved.
The crews were waking up from their night’s sleep and getting ready to appear on the decks of the ships, where the night watch had just been replaced.
A man-of-war, which had been the convoy of the fleet of merchantmen through the channel, fired a gun as the first glimpse of the morning sun fell upon her tapering masts. Then from a battery in the neighbourhood came another booming report, and that was answered by another farther off, and then another, until the whole chain of batteries that girded the coast, for it was a time of war, had proclaimed the dawn of another day.
A warship, which had been escorting the fleet of merchant ships through the channel, fired a gun as the first rays of the morning sun hit her tall masts. Then a cannon from a nearby battery roared, and it was followed by another shot further away, and then another, until the entire line of batteries along the coast, since it was wartime, announced the start of a new day.
The effect was very fine, in the stillness of the early morn, of this succession of reports; and as they died away in the distance like mimic thunder, some order was given on board the man-of-war, and, in a moment, the masts and cordage seemed perfectly alive with human beings clinging to them in various directions. Then, as if by magic, or as if the ship had been a living thing itself, and had possessed wings, which at the mere instigation of a wish, could be spread far and wide, there fluttered out such sheets of canvas as was wonderful to see; and, as they caught the morning light, and the ship moved from the slight breeze that sprang up from the shore, she looked, indeed, as if she
The effect was really impressive in the quiet of the early morning with this series of sounds; as they faded away in the distance like distant thunder, some orders were given on board the warship, and suddenly, the masts and rigging seemed to come alive with people clinging to them in different directions. Then, almost like magic, or as if the ship itself were a living creature that had wings which could be spread wide at just a thought, huge sails unfurled in a way that was incredible to see; and as they caught the morning light, and the ship moved with the gentle breeze that picked up from the shore, she truly looked as if she
The various crews of the merchantmen stood upon the decks of their respective vessels, gazing after the ship-of-war, as she proceeded upon another mission similar to the one she had just performed in protecting the commerce of the country.
The different crews of the merchant ships stood on the decks of their boats, watching the warship as it set off on another mission similar to the one it had just completed, which was protecting the nation's trade.
As she passed one vessel, which had been, in point of fact, actually rescued from the enemy, the crew, who had been saved from a foreign prison, cheered lustily.
As she walked by one ship, which had actually been rescued from the enemy, the crew, who had been saved from a foreign prison, cheered loudly.
There wanted but such an impulse as this, and then every merchant-vessel that the man-of-war passed took up the gladsome shout, and the crew of the huge vessel were not slow in their answer, for three deafening cheers—such as had frequently struck terror into the hearts of England's enemies—awakened many an echo from the shore.
There just needed that one spark, and then every merchant ship the warship passed joined in with joyful cheers. The crew of the massive ship quickly responded, sending out three thundering cheers—like the ones that had often terrified England's enemies—sending many echoes back from the shore.
It was a proud and a delightful sight—such a sight as none but an Englishman can thoroughly enjoy—to see that vessel so proudly stemming the waste of waters. We say none but an Englishman can enjoy it, because no other nation has ever attempted to achieve a great maritime existence without being most signally defeated, and leaving us still, as we shall ever be, masters of the seas.
It was a proud and joyful sight—one that only an Englishman could fully appreciate—to see that ship boldly cutting through the waves. We say only an Englishman can enjoy it because no other nation has ever tried to establish a major maritime presence without facing significant defeat, leaving us, as we always will be, the rulers of the seas.
These proceedings were amply sufficient to arouse the crews of all the vessels, and over the taffrail of one in particular, a large-sized merchantman, which had been trading in the Indian seas, two men were leaning. One of them was the captain of the vessel, and the other a passenger, who intended leaving that morning. They were engaged in earnest conversation, and the captain, as he shaded his eyes with his hand, and looked along the surface of the river, said, in reply to some observation from his companion,—
These events were more than enough to get the crews of all the ships stirred up, and over the railing of one ship in particular, a large merchant vessel that had been trading in the Indian seas, two men were leaning. One was the captain of the ship, and the other was a passenger planning to leave that morning. They were deep in conversation, and the captain, shading his eyes with his hand as he looked out over the river, responded to something his companion had said—
"I'll order my boat the moment Lieutenant Thornhill comes on board; I call him Lieutenant, although I have no right to do so, because he has held that rank in the king's service, but when quite a young man was cashiered for fighting a duel with his superior officer."
"I'll get my boat ready as soon as Lieutenant Thornhill comes on board; I call him Lieutenant, even though I shouldn't, since he held that rank in the king's service. However, when he was still quite young, he was kicked out for getting into a duel with his superior officer."
"The service has lost a good officer," said the other.
"The service has lost a great officer," said the other.
"It has, indeed, a braver man never stepped, nor a better officer; but you see they have certain rules in the service, and everything is sacrificed to maintain them. I can't think what keeps him; he went last night and said he would pull up to the Temple stairs, because he wanted to call upon somebody by the water-side, and after that he was going to the city to transact some business of his own, and that would have brought him nearer here, you see; and there are plenty of things coming down the river."
"It truly has a braver man never stepped forward, nor a better officer; but you see they have certain rules in the service, and everything is sacrificed to uphold them. I can't figure out what’s keeping him; he went last night and said he would pull up to the Temple stairs because he wanted to visit someone by the water, and after that, he was going to the city to take care of some personal business, which would have brought him closer here, you see; and there are plenty of things coming down the river."
"He's coming," cried the other; "don't be impatient; you will see him in a few minutes."
"He's on his way," shouted the other; "just be patient; you'll see him in a few minutes."
"What makes you think that?"
"What makes you think so?"
"Because I see his dog—there, don't you see, swimming in the water, and coming towards the ship."
"Because I see his dog—look, can’t you see it swimming in the water and coming toward the ship?"
"I cannot imagine—I can see the dog, certainly; but I can't see Thornhill, nor is there any boat at hand. I know not what to make of it. Do you know my mind misgives me that something has happened amiss? The dog seem exhausted. Lend a hand there to Mr. Thornhill's dog, some of you. Why, it's a hat he has in his mouth."
"I can’t believe it—I can see the dog, definitely; but I can’t see Thornhill, and there’s no boat nearby. I don’t know what to think. Do you know, my gut is telling me that something’s gone wrong? The dog looks worn out. Someone help with Mr. Thornhill’s dog over there. Wait, he has a hat in his mouth."
The dog made towards the vessel; but without the assistance of the seamen—with the whole of whom he was an immense favourite—he certainly could not have boarded the vessel; and when he reached the deck, he sank down upon it in a state of complete exhaustion, with the hat still in his grasp.
The dog headed for the ship, but without the help of the sailors—who were all huge fans of him—he definitely wouldn't have been able to get on board. When he finally reached the deck, he collapsed onto it in total exhaustion, still holding onto the hat.
As the animal lay, panting, upon the deck, the sailors looked at each other in amazement, and there was but one opinion among them all now, and that was that something very serious had unquestionably happened to Mr. Thornhill.
As the animal lay, panting, on the deck, the sailors exchanged looks of disbelief, and they all agreed that something very serious had definitely happened to Mr. Thornhill.
"I dread," said the captain, "an explanation of this occurrence. What on earth can it mean? That's Thornhill's hat, and here is Hector. Give the dog some meat and drink directly—he seems thoroughly exhausted."
"I dread," said the captain, "having to explain this situation. What in the world can it mean? That's Thornhill's hat, and here is Hector. Get the dog some food and water right away—he looks completely worn out."
The dog ate sparingly of some food that was put before him; and then, seizing the hat again in his mouth, he stood by the side of the ship and howled piteously; then he put down the hat for a moment, and, walking up to the captain, he pulled him by the skirt of the coat.
The dog nibbled at the food in front of him; then, grabbing the hat again with his mouth, he stood by the side of the ship and howled sadly. After a moment, he set the hat down and walked up to the captain, tugging at the hem of his coat.
"You understand him," said the captain to the passenger; "something has happened to Thornhill, I'll be bound; and you see the object of the dog is to get me to follow him to see what it's about."
"You understand him," the captain said to the passenger; "something's happened to Thornhill, I'm sure of it; and you can see that the dog wants me to follow him to figure out what's going on."
"Think you so? It is a warning, if it be such at all, that I should not be inclined to neglect; and if you will follow the dog, I will accompany you; there may be more in it than we think of, and we ought not to allow Mr. Thornhill to be in want of any assistance that we can render him, when we consider what great assistance he has been to us. Look how anxious the poor beast is."
"Do you really think so? If it's a warning, even if it is, I wouldn’t want to ignore it; and if you're going to follow the dog, I'll come with you. There might be more to it than we realize, and we shouldn't let Mr. Thornhill go without any help we can offer, especially considering how much he has helped us. Just look how anxious that poor animal is."
The captain ordered a boat to be launched at once, and manned by four stout rowers. He then sprang into it, followed by the passenger, who was a Colonel Jeffery, of the Indian army, and the dog immediately followed them, testifying by his manner great pleasure at the expedition they were undertaking, and carrying the hat with him, which he evidently showed an immense disinclination to part with.
The captain ordered a boat to be launched immediately, crewed by four strong rowers. He then jumped in, followed by a passenger, Colonel Jeffery from the Indian army, and the dog quickly followed them, clearly excited about the adventure they were about to embark on, still carrying the hat with him, which he seemed very reluctant to let go of.
The captain had ordered the boat to proceed up the river towards the Temple stairs, where Hector's master had expressed his intention of proceeding, and, when the faithful animal saw the direction in which they were going, he lay down in the bottom of the boat perfectly satisfied, and gave himself up to that repose, of which he was evidently so much in need.
The captain instructed the boat to move up the river toward the Temple stairs, where Hector's master had said he wanted to go. When the loyal animal realized where they were headed, he settled down in the bottom of the boat, completely content, and surrendered to the rest he clearly needed.
It cannot be said that Colonel Jeffery suspected that anything of a very serious nature had happened; indeed, their principal anticipation, when they came to talk it over, consisted in the probability that Thornhill had, with an impetuosity of character they knew very well he possessed, interfered to redress what he considered some street grievance, and had got himself into the custody of the civil power in consequence.
Colonel Jeffery didn't really think that anything too serious had happened; in fact, when they discussed it later, their main assumption was that Thornhill, with his well-known impulsive nature, had jumped in to fix what he thought was some street issue and ended up getting arrested as a result.
"Of course," said the captain, "Master Hector would view that as a very serious affair, and finding himself denied access to his master, you see he has come off to us, which was certainly the most prudent thing he could do, and I should not be at all surprised if he takes us to the door of some watch-house, where we shall find our friend snug enough."
"Of course," said the captain, "Master Hector would see that as a very serious matter, and since he can't get to his master, he has come to us, which was definitely the smartest move he could make. I wouldn't be surprised if he takes us to the door of some watch-house, where we'll find our friend all set and comfortable."
The tide was running up; and that Thornhill had not saved the turn of it, by dropping down earlier to the vessel, was one of the things that surprised the captain. However, they got up quickly, and as at that hour there was not much on the river to impede their progress, and as at that time the Thames was not a thoroughfare for little stinking steam-boats, they soon reached the ancient Temple stairs.
The tide was coming in, and the fact that Thornhill hadn't made it back to the ship in time surprised the captain. They got moving quickly, and since there wasn't much on the river to slow them down and the Thames wasn't crowded with small, smelly steam boats at that hour, they soon reached the old Temple stairs.
The dog, who had until then seemed to be asleep, suddenly sprung up, and seizing the hat again in his mouth, rushed again on shore, and was closely followed by the captain and colonel.
The dog, which until then had seemed to be asleep, suddenly jumped up and grabbed the hat again in his mouth, rushing back to shore, closely followed by the captain and colonel.
He led them through the temple with great rapidity, pursuing with admirable tact the precise path that his master had taken towards the entrance to the Temple, in Fleet-street, opposite Chancery-lane. Darting across the road then, he stopped with a low growl at the shop of Sweeney Todd—a proceeding which very much surprised those who followed him, and caused them to pause to hold a consultation ere they proceeded further. While this was proceeding, Todd suddenly opened the door, and aimed a blow at the dog with an iron bar, but the latter dexterously avoided it, and, but that the door was suddenly closed again, he would have made Sweeney Todd regret such an interference.
He quickly led them through the temple, skillfully following the exact path his master had taken toward the entrance to the Temple, on Fleet Street, across from Chancery Lane. Then, dashing across the street, he stopped with a low growl at Sweeney Todd's shop—a move that surprised those who were following him and made them pause to discuss what to do next. While they were doing this, Todd suddenly swung open the door and tried to hit the dog with an iron bar, but the dog expertly dodged it, and if the door hadn't been shut again so quickly, he would have made Sweeney Todd regret interfering.
"We must inquire into this," said the captain; "there seems to be mutual ill-will between that man and the dog."
"We should look into this," said the captain; "there seems to be some bad blood between that guy and the dog."
They both tried to enter the barber's shop, but it was fast on the inside; and, after repeated knockings, Todd called from within, saying,—
They both tried to get into the barber's shop, but it was busy inside; and, after knocking several times, Todd called from within, saying,—
"I won't open the door while that dog is there. He is mad, or has a spite against me—I don't know nor care which—it's a fact, that's all I am aware of."
"I won't open the door while that dog is there. He's crazy or has it out for me—I don't know or care which—it's just a fact, and that's all I know."
"I will undertake," said the captain, "that the dog shall do you no harm; but open the door, for in we must come, and will."
"I promise," said the captain, "that the dog won't hurt you; now open the door, because we need to come in, and we will."
"I will take your promise," said Sweeney Todd; "but mind you keep it, or I shall protect myself, and take the creature's life; so if you value it, you had better hold it fast."
"I'll hold you to your promise," said Sweeney Todd; "but make sure you keep it, or I will defend myself and take that creature's life; so if you care about it, you'd better hold on tight."
The captain pacified Hector as well as he could, and likewise tied one end of a silk handkerchief round his neck, and held the other firmly in his grasp, after which Todd, who seemed to have some means from within of seeing what was going on, opened the door, and admitted his visitors.
The captain calmed Hector the best he could and tied one end of a silk handkerchief around his neck, holding the other end tightly in his hand. Then Todd, who seemed to have some way of knowing what was happening, opened the door and let in his guests.
"Well, gentlemen, shaved, or cut, or dressed, I am at your service; which shall I begin with?"
"Well, gentlemen, whether I shave, cut, or dress, I’m at your service; which one should I start with?"

The captain, the colonel, and Sweeney.
The captain, the colonel, and Sweeney.
The dog never took his eyes off Todd, but kept up a low growl from the first moment of his entrance.
The dog never took his eyes off Todd, but kept a low growl from the moment he walked in.
"It's rather a remarkable circumstance," said the captain, "but this is a very sagacious dog, you see, and he belongs to a friend of ours, who has most unaccountably disappeared."
"That's quite a remarkable situation," said the captain, "but this is a very clever dog, you see, and he belongs to a friend of ours who has mysteriously vanished."
"Has he really?" said Todd. "Tobias! Tobias!"
"Really?" Todd said. "Tobias! Tobias!"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"Run to Mr. Phillips's, in Cateaton-street, and get me six-pennyworth of figs, and don't say that I don't give you the money this time when you go a message. I think I did before, but you swallowed it; and when you come back, just please to remember the insight into business I gave you yesterday."
"Run over to Mr. Phillips’s on Cateaton Street and get me six pennies’ worth of figs. Don’t claim I didn’t give you the money this time when you run an errand. I think I did last time, but you just kept it for yourself. And when you come back, please remember the business tips I shared with you yesterday."
"Yes," said the boy, with a shudder, for he had a great horror of Sweeney Todd, as well he might, after the severe discipline he had received at his hands, and away he went.
"Yeah," said the boy, shivering, because he was really scared of Sweeney Todd, as he rightfully should be, after the harsh treatment he had endured from him, and off he went.
"Well, gentlemen," said Todd, "what is it you require of me?"
"Well, guys," said Todd, "what do you need from me?"
"We want to know if any one having the appearance of an officer in the navy came to your house?"
"We want to know if anyone who looked like a navy officer came to your house?"
"Yes—a rather good-looking man, weather-beaten, with a bright blue eye, and rather fair hair."
"Yeah—a pretty good-looking guy, a bit rugged, with a bright blue eye and light-colored hair."
"Yes, yes! the same."
"Yes, yes! Same here."
"Oh! to be sure, he came here, and I shaved him and polished him off."
"Oh! For sure, he came here, and I shaved him and got him all cleaned up."
"What do you mean by polishing him off?"
"What do you mean by finishing him off?"
"Brushing him up a bit, and making him tidy; he said he had got somewhere to go in the city, and asked me the address of a Mr. Oakley, a spectacle-maker. I gave it him, and then he went away; but as I was standing at my door about five minutes afterwards, it seemed to me, as well as I could see the distance, that he got into some row near the market."
"After tidying him up a bit, he said he had somewhere to go in the city and asked me for the address of Mr. Oakley, a glasses maker. I gave it to him, and then he left. But as I was standing at my door about five minutes later, it looked to me, as far as I could see from a distance, that he got caught up in some trouble near the market."
"Did this dog come with him?"
"Did this dog come with him?"
"A dog came with him, but whether it was that dog or not I don't know."
"A dog came with him, but I can't tell if it was that dog or not."
"And that's all you know of him?"
"And that's all you know about him?"
"You never spoke a truer word in your life," said Sweeney Todd, as he diligently stropped a razor upon his great horny hand.
"You've never spoken a truer word in your life," said Sweeney Todd, as he carefully sharpened a razor on his rough, calloused hand.
This seemed something like a complete fix; and the captain looked at Colonel Jeffery, and the colonel at the captain, for some moments, in complete silence. At length the latter said,—
This felt like a total dead end; and the captain looked at Colonel Jeffery, and the colonel looked back at the captain, in complete silence for a while. Finally, the captain said,—
"It's a very extraordinary thing that the dog should come here if he missed his master somewhere else. I never heard of such a thing."
"It's really unusual for the dog to come here if he lost his owner somewhere else. I've never heard of anything like that."
"Nor I either," said Ford. "It is extraordinary; so extraordinary that if I had not seen it, I would not have believed. I dare say you will find him in the next watch-house."
"Me neither," said Ford. "It's unbelievable; so unbelievable that if I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have believed it. I bet you'll find him in the next watch-house."
The dog had watched the countenance of all parties during this brief dialogue, and twice or thrice he had interrupted it by a strange howling cry.
The dog had observed the expressions of everyone involved during this brief conversation, and he had interrupted it a couple of times with a strange howling sound.
"I'll tell you what it is," said the barber; "if that beast stays here, I'll be the death of him. I hate dogs—detest them; and I tell you, as I told you before, if you value him at all, keep him away from me."
"I'll tell you what it is," said the barber. "If that dog stays here, I'll take care of it. I can't stand dogs—hate them, actually; and I’m telling you, as I told you before, if you care about him at all, keep him away from me."
"You say you directed the person you describe to us where to find a spectacle maker named Oakley. We happen to know that he was going in search of such a person, and as he had property of value about him, we will go there and ascertain if he reached his destination."
"You say you told the person you described to us where to find a spectacle maker named Oakley. We know that he was looking for someone like that, and since he had valuable belongings with him, we'll go there and see if he got to his destination."
"It is in Fore-street—a little shop with two windows; you cannot miss it."
"It’s on Fore Street—a small shop with two windows; you can’t miss it."
The dog when he saw they were about to leave, grew furious; and it was with the greatest difficulty they succeeded, by main force, in getting him out of the shop, and dragging him some short distance with them, but then he contrived to get free of the handkerchief that held him, and darting back, he sat down at Sweeney Todd's door, howling most piteously.
The dog, seeing that they were about to leave, got really angry; and they had a tough time forcing him out of the shop and dragging him a little way with them. But then he managed to break free from the handkerchief that was holding him, and bolting back, he sat down at Sweeney Todd's door, howling very sadly.
They had no resource but to leave him, intending fully to call as they came back from Mr. Oakley's; and, as they looked behind them, they saw that Hector was collecting a crowd round the barber's door, and it was a singular thing to see a number of persons surrounding the dog, while he to all appearance, appeared to be making efforts to explain something to the assemblage. They walked on until they reached the spectacle-maker's, there they paused; for they all of a sudden recollected that the mission that Mr. Thornhill had to execute there was of a very delicate nature, and one by no means to be lightly executed, or even so much as mentioned, probably, in the hearing of Mr. Oakley himself.
They had no choice but to leave him, fully intending to stop by on their way back from Mr. Oakley's. As they looked back, they saw Hector gathering a crowd outside the barber's shop, which was unusual to see so many people around the dog while he seemed to be trying to explain something to them. They continued on until they reached the optician’s, where they stopped suddenly, realizing that Mr. Thornhill's task there was very sensitive and definitely not something to be taken lightly or even mentioned in Mr. Oakley’s hearing.
"We must not be so hasty," said the colonel.
"We shouldn't rush," said the colonel.
"But what am I to do? I sail to-night; at least I have to go round to Liverpool with my vessel."
"But what am I supposed to do? I'm setting sail tonight; at least I need to head over to Liverpool with my ship."
"Do not then call at Mr. Oakley's at all at present; but leave me to ascertain the fact quietly and secretly."
"Don’t visit Mr. Oakley right now; just let me find out the truth quietly and discreetly."
"My anxiety for Thornhill will scarcely permit me to do so; but I suppose I must, and if you write me a letter to the Royal Oak Hotel, at Liverpool, it will be sure to reach me, that is to say, unless you find Mr. Thornhill himself, in which case I need not by any means give you so much trouble."
"My worry about Thornhill barely lets me do this; but I guess I have to, and if you send me a letter to the Royal Oak Hotel in Liverpool, it will definitely get to me, unless you find Mr. Thornhill himself, in which case I won't need to put you through all that."
"You may depend upon me. My friendship for Mr. Thornhill, and gratitude, as you know, for the great service he has rendered to us all, will induce me to do my utmost to discover him; and, but that I know he set his heart upon performing the message he had to deliver accurately and well, I should recommend that we at once go into this house of Mr. Oakley's, only that the fear of compromising the young lady—who is in the case, and who will have quite enough to bear, poor thing, of her own grief—restrains me."
"You can count on me. My friendship for Mr. Thornhill and my gratitude, as you know, for the significant help he’s given us all, will motivate me to do my best to find him. If I didn’t know he was committed to delivering his message accurately and well, I would suggest we head straight to Mr. Oakley’s house. However, the concern of putting the young lady—who is involved and already has enough to deal with, poor thing—at risk holds me back."
After some more conversation of a similar nature, they decided that this should be the plan adopted. They made an unavailing call at the watch-house of the district, being informed there that no such person, nor any one answering the description of Mr. Thornhill had been engaged in any disturbance, or apprehended by any of the constables; and this only involved the thing in greater mystery than ever, so they went back to try and recover the dog, but that was a matter easier to be desired and determined upon than executed, for threats and persuasions were alike ineffectual.
After some more discussions like that, they agreed that this would be the plan they would follow. They made a pointless visit to the local watch-house, where they were told that no one matching Mr. Thornhill's description had caused any trouble or been arrested by the constables. This only added to the mystery, so they returned to look for the dog, but that was easier said than done. Both threats and pleas turned out to be useless.
Hector would not stir an inch from the barber's door. There he sat with the hat by his side, a most melancholy and strange-looking spectacle, and a most efficient guard was he for that hat, and it was evident, that while he chose to exhibit the formidable row of teeth he did occasionally, when anybody showed a disposition to touch it, it would remain sacred. Some people, too, had thrown a few copper coins into the hat, so that Hector, if his mind had been that way inclined, was making a very good thing of it; but who shall describe the anger of Sweeney Todd, when he found that he was so likely to be so beleaguered?
Hector wouldn't move an inch from the barber's door. He sat there with the hat beside him, a truly sad and odd sight, and he was a very effective guard for that hat. It was clear that while he sometimes showed off his impressive teeth whenever someone seemed about to touch it, the hat was off-limits. Some people had even tossed a few coins into the hat, so if he had been inclined to think that way, Hector would have been doing quite well. But who could describe Sweeney Todd's fury when he realized he was being so challenged?
He doubted, if, upon the arrival of the first customer to his shop, the dog might dart in and take him by storm; but that apprehension went off at last, when a young gallant came from the Temple to have his hair dressed, and the dog allowed him to pass in and out unmolested, without making any attempt to follow him. This was something, at all events; but whether or not it insured Sweeney Todd's personal safety, when he himself should come out, was quite another matter.
He worried that when the first customer arrived at his shop, the dog might rush in and overwhelm him; but that fear faded when a young man came from the Temple to get his hair done, and the dog let him come and go without any trouble, without trying to follow him. This was a relief, at least; but whether it guaranteed Sweeney Todd's safety when he finally came out was a completely different issue.
It was an experiment, however, which he must try. It was quite out of the question that he should remain a prisoner much longer in his own place, so, after a time, he thought he might try the experiment, and that it would be best done when there were plenty of people there, because if the dog assaulted him, he would have an excuse for any amount of violence he might think proper to use upon the occasion.
It was an experiment he had to try. There was no way he could stay a prisoner in his own home much longer, so after a while, he decided to go for it. He figured it would be best to do it when there were lots of people around, because if the dog attacked him, he would have an excuse for whatever level of force he needed to use in the situation.
It took some time, however, to screw his courage to the sticking-place; but at length, muttering deep curses between his clenched teeth, he made his way to the door, and carried in his hand a long knife, which he thought a more efficient weapon against the dog's teeth than the iron bludgeon he had formerly used.
It took a while for him to gather his courage, but eventually, muttering harsh curses under his breath, he walked to the door, holding a long knife that he believed would be a better defense against the dog's teeth than the heavy iron club he had used before.
"I hope he will attack me," said Todd, to himself as he thought; but Tobias, who had come back from the place where they sold the preserved figs, heard him, and after devoutly in his own mind wishing that the dog would actually devour Sweeney, said aloud—
"I hope he comes after me," Todd said to himself as he thought; but Tobias, who had returned from the store that sold preserved figs, heard him and, after fervently wishing in his own mind that the dog would actually eat Sweeney, said aloud—
"Oh dear, sir; you don't wish that, I'm sure!"
"Oh no, sir; I'm sure you don't want that!"
"Who told you what I wished, or what I did not? Remember, Tobias, and keep your own counsel, or it will be the worse for you, and your mother too—remember that."
"Who told you what I wanted or didn't want? Remember, Tobias, and keep your thoughts to yourself, or it will end badly for you and your mother—keep that in mind."
The boy shrunk back. How had Sweeney Todd terrified the boy about his mother! He must have done so, or Tobias would never have shrunk as he did.
The boy recoiled. How had Sweeney Todd scared him about his mother! He must have done something, or Tobias wouldn't have pulled back like that.
Then that rascally barber, who we begin to suspect of more crimes than fall ordinarily to the share of man, went cautiously out of his shop door: we cannot pretend to account for why it was so, but, as faithful recorders of facts, we have to state that Hector did not fly at him, but with a melancholy and subdued expression of countenance he looked up in the face of Sweeney Todd; then he whined piteously, as if he would have said, "Give me my master, and I will forgive you all that you have done; give me back my beloved master, and you shall see that I am neither revengeful nor ferocious."
Then that sneaky barber, who we’re starting to suspect might be up to more than the usual amount of trouble, stepped carefully out of his shop door. We can’t really explain why this happened, but as honest reporters of what occurred, we must say that Hector didn’t attack him. Instead, with a sad and subdued look on his face, he glanced up at Sweeney Todd; then he whined pitifully, as if to say, "Give me my master back, and I’ll forgive everything you’ve done. Just give me back my beloved master, and you’ll see that I’m neither vengeful nor vicious."
This kind of expression was as legibly written in the poor creature's countenance as if he had actually been endowed with speech, and uttered the words themselves.
This kind of expression was as clearly visible on the poor creature's face as if he had actually been able to speak and said the words himself.
This was what Sweeney Todd certainly did not expect, and, to tell the truth, it staggered and astonished him a little. He would have been glad of an excuse to commit some act of violence, but he had now none, and as he looked in the faces of the people who were around, he felt quite convinced that it would not be the most prudent thing in the world to interfere with the dog in any way that savoured of violence.
This was something Sweeney Todd definitely didn’t see coming, and honestly, it took him by surprise a bit. He would have welcomed a reason to lash out, but now he had none, and as he scanned the faces of the people around him, he felt pretty sure that it wouldn’t be wise to confront the dog in any way that hinted at aggression.
"Where's the dog's master?" said one.
"Where's the dog's owner?" asked one.
"Ah, where indeed?" said Todd; "I should not wonder if he had come to some foul end!"
"Ah, where exactly?" said Todd; "I wouldn't be surprised if he had met with some terrible fate!"
"But I say, old soap-suds," cried a boy; "the dog says you did it."
"But I’m telling you, old soap-suds," yelled a boy; "the dog says you did it."
There was a general laugh, but the barber was by no means disconcerted, and he shortly replied.
There was a collective laugh, but the barber didn’t seem bothered at all, and he quickly responded.
"Does he? he is wrong then."
"Does he? Then he's mistaken."
Sweeney Todd had no desire to enter into anything like a controversy with the people, so he turned again and entered his own shop, in a distant corner of which he sat down, and folding his great gaunt-looking arms over his chest, he gave himself up to thought, and if we may judge from the expression of his countenance, those thoughts were of a pleasant anticipatory character, for now and then he gave such a grim sort of smile as might well have sat upon the features of some ogre.
Sweeney Todd didn't want to get into any kind of argument with the people, so he went back inside his shop. In a far corner, he sat down, crossed his long, bony arms over his chest, and lost himself in thought. Judging by the look on his face, those thoughts seemed to be about something good to come, as every now and then he would smirk in a way that could easily fit the face of an ogre.
And now we will turn to another scene, of a widely different character.
And now we’ll move on to a completely different scene.
CHAPTER IV.
THE PIE-SHOP, BELL-YARD.
Hark! twelve o'clock at mid-day is cheerily proclaimed by St. Dunstan's church, and scarcely have the sounds done echoing throughout the neighbourhood, and scarce has the clock of Lincoln's-inn done chiming in with its announcement of the same hour, when Bell-yard, Temple-bar, becomes a scene of commotion.
Listen up! It's noon, and St. Dunstan's church joyfully announces the time. Just as those chimes fade away and Lincoln's Inn clock finishes chiming the same hour, Bell-yard at Temple Bar turns into a bustling scene.
What a scampering of feet is there, what a laughing and talking, what a jostling to be first; and what an immense number of manoeuvres are resorted to by some of the throng to distance others!
What a rush of feet there is, what laughter and chatter, what a scramble to be first; and what an incredible number of tactics some people in the crowd use to get ahead of the others!
And mostly from Lincoln's-inn do these persons, young and old, but most certainly a majority of the former, come bustling and striving, although from the neighbouring legal establishments likewise there came not a few; the Temple contributes its numbers, and from the more distant Gray's-inn there came a goodly lot.
And mostly from Lincoln's Inn, these people—young and old, but definitely a majority of the young—come rushing and pushing, although there are also quite a few from neighboring legal institutions; the Temple adds its share, and from the farther away Gray's Inn, a good number show up too.
Now Bell-yard is almost choked up, and a stranger would wonder what could be the matter, and most probably stand in some doorway until the commotion was over.
Now Bell-yard is nearly blocked off, and someone unfamiliar with it would probably be confused about what’s going on, likely waiting in a doorway until the chaos settles down.
Is it a fire? is it a fight? or anything else sufficiently alarming and extraordinary to excite the junior members of the legal profession to such a species of madness? No, it is none of these, nor is there a fat cause to be run for, which, in the hands of some clever practitioner, might become quite a vested interest. No, the enjoyment is purely one of a physical character, and all the pacing and racing—all this turmoil and trouble—all this pushing, jostling, laughing, and shouting, is to see who will get first to Lovett's pie-shop.
Is it a fire? Is it a fight? Or something else exciting and out of the ordinary enough to drive the junior members of the legal profession into a frenzy? No, it’s none of those things, nor is there a big case to handle that, in the hands of a skilled lawyer, could become a lucrative opportunity. No, the excitement is purely physical, and all the pacing and racing—all this chaos and commotion—all this pushing, shoving, laughing, and shouting, is just to see who can get to Lovett's pie-shop first.
Yes, on the left-hand side of Bell-yard, going down from Carey-street, was at the time we write of, one of the most celebrated shops for the sale of veal and pork pies that ever London produced. High and low, rich and poor, resorted to it; its fame had spread far and wide; it was because the first batch of these pies came up at twelve o'clock that there was such a rush of the legal profession to obtain them.
Yes, on the left side of Bell-yard, heading down from Carey-street, there was, during the time we’re talking about, one of the most famous shops for selling veal and pork pies that London has ever seen. People from all walks of life—rich and poor—flocked to it; its reputation had spread far and wide. It was because the first batch of these pies came out at twelve o'clock that there was such a rush from the legal profession to get them.
Their fame had spread even to great distances, and many persons carried them to the suburbs of the city as quite a treat to friends and relations there residing. And well did they deserve their reputation, those delicious pies! there was about them a flavour never surpassed, and rarely equalled; the paste was of the most delicate construction, and impregnated with the aroma of a delicious gravy that defies description. Then the small portions of meat which they contained were so tender, and the fat and the lean so artistically mixed up, that to eat one of Lovett's pies was such a provocative to eat another, that many persons who came to lunch stayed to dine, wasting more than an hour, perhaps, of precious time, and endangering—who knows to the contrary?—the success of some law-suit thereby.
Their fame had spread far and wide, and many people brought them to the suburbs as a special treat for friends and family living there. And they truly deserved their reputation—those delicious pies! They had a flavor that was unmatched and rarely duplicated; the crust was incredibly delicate, infused with the rich aroma of a savory gravy that’s hard to describe. The small pieces of meat inside were so tender, and the mix of fat and lean meat was so perfectly balanced that eating one of Lovett's pies made you want another. Many people who came for lunch ended up staying for dinner, wasting more than an hour of valuable time, possibly jeopardizing—who knows?—the success of some important lawsuit.
The counter in Lovett's shop was in the shape of a horseshoe, and it was the custom of the young bloods from the Temple and Lincoln's-inn to set in a row upon its edge while they partook of the delicious pies, and chatted gaily about one concern and another.
The counter in Lovett's shop was shaped like a horseshoe, and it was common for the young guys from the Temple and Lincoln's Inn to sit in a row along its edge while they enjoyed the delicious pies and chatted cheerfully about various topics.
Many an appointment for the evening was made at Lovett's pie shop, and many a piece of gossiping scandal was there first circulated. The din of tongues was prodigious. The ringing laugh of the boy who looked upon the quarter of an hour he spent at Lovett's as the brightest of the whole twenty-four, mingled gaily with the more boisterous mirth of his seniors; and, oh! with what rapidity the pies disappeared.
Many appointments for the evening were set at Lovett's pie shop, and a lot of juicy gossip first spread there. The noise of chatter was incredible. The joyful laughter of the boy who saw his fifteen minutes at Lovett's as the best part of his day blended happily with the louder laughter of the older customers; and, wow! how quickly the pies vanished.
They were brought up on large trays, each of which contained about a hundred, and from these trays they were so speedily transferred to the mouths of Mrs. Lovett's customers that it looked quite like a work of magic.
They were brought up on large trays, each holding about a hundred, and from these trays they were quickly handed over to Mrs. Lovett's customers, making it look almost like magic.
And now we have let out some portion of the secret. There was a Mistress Lovett; but possibly our reader guessed as much, for what but a female hand, and that female buxom, young, and good-looking, could have ventured upon the production of those pies. Yes, Mrs. Lovett was all that; and every enamoured young scion of the law, as he devoured his pie, pleased himself with the idea that the charming Mrs. Lovett had made that pie especially for him, and that fate or predestination had placed it in his hands.
And now we've revealed a bit of the secret. There was a Mrs. Lovett; but perhaps you guessed that already, since who other than a charming, young, and attractive woman could have dared to create those pies? Yes, Mrs. Lovett was all that, and every lovestruck young lawyer, as he devoured his pie, imagined that the delightful Mrs. Lovett had made that pie just for him, and that fate or destiny had brought it to him.
And it was astonishing to see with what impartiality and with what tact the fair pastry-cook bestowed her smiles upon her admirers, so that none could say he was neglected, while it was extremely difficult for any one to say he was preferred.
And it was amazing to see how fairly and skillfully the lovely pastry chef shared her smiles with her admirers, so that no one could claim he was overlooked, while it was very hard for anyone to say he was favored.
This was pleasant, but at the same time it was provoking to all except Mrs. Lovett, in whose favour it got up a kind of excitement that paid extraordinarily well, because some of the young fellows thought, that he who consumed the most pies, would be in the most likely way to receive the greatest number of smiles from the lady.
This was enjoyable, but at the same time it annoyed everyone except Mrs. Lovett, creating a kind of excitement that turned out to be very profitable, because some of the young guys believed that the person who ate the most pies would have the best chance of getting the most smiles from her.
Acting upon this supposition, some of her more enthusiastic admirers went on consuming the pies until they were almost ready to burst. But there were others, again, of a more philosophic turn of mind, who went for the pies only, and did not care one jot for Mrs. Lovett.
Acting on this idea, some of her more eager fans kept eating the pies until they were nearly full to bursting. However, there were others, with a more thoughtful perspective, who only went for the pies and didn’t care at all about Mrs. Lovett.
These declared that her smile was cold and uncomfortable—that it was upon her lips, but had no place in her heart—that it was the set smile of a ballet-dancer, which is about one of the most unmirthful things in existence.
These said that her smile was chilly and awkward—that it was on her lips, but had no place in her heart—that it was the fixed smile of a ballet dancer, which is one of the least joyful things in existence.
Then there were some who went even beyond this, and, while they admitted the excellence of the pies, and went every day to partake of them, swore that Mrs. Lovett had quite a sinister aspect, and that they could see what a merely superficial affair her blandishments were, and that there was
Then there were some who went even further, and while they acknowledged how great the pies were and visited every day to enjoy them, they insisted that Mrs. Lovett seemed pretty suspicious, and that they could tell her charm was just for show, and that there was
that, if once roused, would be capable of achieving some serious things, and might not be so easily quelled again.
that, once stirred up, could achieve some significant things and might not be so easily calmed down again.
By five minutes past twelve Mrs. Lovett's counter was full, and the savoury steam of the hot pies went out in fragrant clouds into Bell-yard, being sniffed up by many a poor wretch passing by who lacked the means of making one in the throng that were devouring the dainty morsels within.
By five minutes after twelve, Mrs. Lovett's counter was packed, and the delicious steam from the hot pies wafted out in fragrant clouds into Bell-yard, where many unfortunate people passing by caught a whiff, unable to afford one in the crowd that was enjoying the tasty treats inside.
"Why, Tobias Ragg," said a young man, with his mouth full of pie, "where have you been since you left Mr. Snow's in Paper-buildings? I have not seen you for some days."
"Hey, Tobias Ragg," said a young man, his mouth full of pie, "where have you been since you left Mr. Snow's in Paper-buildings? I haven't seen you in a few days."
"No," said Tobias, "I have gone into another line; instead of being a lawyer, and helping to shave the clients, I am going to shave the lawyers now. A twopenny pork, if you please, Mrs. Lovett. Ah! who would be an emperor, if he couldn't get pies like these?—eh, Master Clift?"
"No," said Tobias, "I’ve chosen a different path; instead of being a lawyer and helping out clients, I’m going to take care of the lawyers instead. A two-penny pork pie, please, Mrs. Lovett. Ah! Who would want to be an emperor if he couldn’t get pies like these?—right, Master Clift?"
"Well, they are good; of course we know that, Tobias; but do you mean to say you are going to be a barber?"
"Well, they're good; of course we know that, Tobias; but are you really saying you want to be a barber?"
"Yes, I am with Sweeney Todd, the barber of Fleet-street, close to St. Dunstan's."
"Yes, I’m with Sweeney Todd, the barber of Fleet Street, near St. Dunstan's."
"The deuce you are! well, I am going to a party to-night, and I'll drop in and get dressed and shaved, and patronise your master."
"The heck you are! Well, I'm going to a party tonight, and I'll stop by, get dressed and shave, and visit your boss."
Tobias put his mouth close to the ear of the young lawyer, and in a fearful sort of whisper said the one word—"Don't."
Tobias leaned in close to the young lawyer's ear and said in a scared whisper, "Don't."
"Don't! what for?"
"Don't! For what?"
Tobias made no answer; and, throwing down his twopence, scampered out of the shop as fast as he could. He had only sent a message by Sweeney Todd in the neighbourhood; but, as he heard the clock strike twelve, and two penny pieces were lying at the bottom of his pocket, it was not in human nature to resist running into Lovett's and converting them into a pork pie.
Tobias didn’t say anything; instead, he tossed down his two pence and rushed out of the shop as quickly as he could. He had just sent a message through Sweeney Todd nearby, but when he heard the clock strike twelve and felt the two coins at the bottom of his pocket, it was only natural for him to run into Lovett’s and turn them into a pork pie.
"What an odd thing!" thought the young lawyer. "I'll just drop in at Sweeney Todd's now on purpose, and ask Tobias what he means. I quite forgot, too, while he was here, to ask him what all that riot was about a dog at Todd's door."
"What a strange thing!" thought the young lawyer. "I'll just swing by Sweeney Todd's right now and ask Tobias what he means. I completely forgot to ask him while he was here what all that commotion was about a dog at Todd's door."
"A veal!" said a young man, rushing in; "a twopenny veal, Mrs. Lovett." When he got it he consumed it with voracity, and then noticing an acquaintance in the shop, he whispered to him,—
"A veal!" said a young man, rushing in; "a two-dollar veal, Mrs. Lovett." When he got it, he devoured it eagerly, and then noticing a friend in the shop, he whispered to him,—
"I can't stand it any more. I have cut the spectacle-maker—Johanna is faithless, and I know not what to do."
"I can't take it anymore. I've ended things with the spectacle-maker—Johanna is unfaithful, and I don't know what to do."
"Have another pie."
"Have another slice of pie."
"But what's a pie to Johanna Oakley? You know, Dilki, that I only went there to be near the charmer. Damn the shutters and curse the spectacles! She loves another, and I'm a desperate individual! I should like to do some horrible and desperate act. Oh, Johanna, Johanna! you have driven me to the verge of what do you call it—I'll take another veal, if you please, Mrs. Lovett."
"But what does a pie mean to Johanna Oakley? You know, Dilki, that I only went there to be close to the charmer. Forget the shutters and curse the glasses! She loves someone else, and I'm feeling pretty desperate! I want to do something terrible and desperate. Oh, Johanna, Johanna! You've pushed me to the edge of what do you call it—I’ll have another veal, if you don't mind, Mrs. Lovett."
"Well, I was wondering how you got on," said his friend Dilki, "and thinking of calling upon you."
"Hey, I was curious about how you were doing," said his friend Dilki, "and thinking about coming over."
"Oh! it was all right—it was all right at first; she smiled upon me."
"Oh! it was fine—it was fine at first; she smiled at me."
"You are quite sure she didn't laugh at you?"
"You’re really sure she didn't laugh at you?"
"Sir! Mr. Dilki!"
"Hey! Mr. Dilki!"
"I say, are you sure that instead of smiling upon you she was not laughing at you!"
"I mean, are you really sure that instead of smiling at you, she wasn't laughing at you?"
"Am I sure? Do you wish to insult me, Mr. Dilki? I look upon you as a puppy, sir—a horrid puppy."
"Am I sure? Are you trying to insult me, Mr. Dilki? I see you as a puppy, sir—a terrible little puppy."
"Very good; now I am convinced that the girl has been having a bit of fun at your expense.—Are you not aware, Sam, that your nose turns up so much that it's enough to pitch you head over heels. How do you suppose that any girl under forty-five would waste a word upon you? Mind, I don't say this to offend you in any way, but just quietly, by way of asking a question."
"Very good; now I'm convinced that the girl has been having a little fun at your expense. —Don’t you realize, Sam, that your nose turns up so much that it could knock you off balance? How do you think any girl under forty-five would waste a single word on you? Just to be clear, I'm not saying this to offend you in any way, but just casually asking a question."
Sam looked daggers, and probably he might have attempted some desperate act in the pie-shop, if at the moment he had not caught the eye of Mrs. Lovett, and he saw by the expression of that lady's face, that anything in the shape of a riot would be speedily suppressed, so he darted out of the place at once to carry his sorrows and his bitterness elsewhere.
Sam gave a fierce glare, and he might have tried something impulsive in the pie shop, but just then he noticed Mrs. Lovett’s gaze. The look on her face told him that any hint of trouble would be quickly dealt with, so he rushed out of the shop to take his pain and frustration somewhere else.
It was only between twelve and one o'clock that such a tremendous rush and influx of visitors came to the pie-shop, for although there was a good custom the whole day, and the concern was a money-making one from morning till night, it was at that hour principally that the great consumption of pies took place.
It was only between twelve and one o'clock that there was a huge rush and influx of visitors to the pie shop. Although there was a steady flow of customers throughout the day and the business was profitable from morning to night, it was primarily at that hour that the most pies were sold.
Tobias knew from experience that Sweeney Todd was a skilful calculator of the time it ought to take to go to different places, and accordingly since he had occupied some portion of that most valuable of all commodities at Mrs. Lovett's, he arrived quite breathless at his master's shop.
Tobias knew from experience that Sweeney Todd was a skilled planner when it came to the time it should take to get to different places, so after spending some of that most valuable resource at Mrs. Lovett's, he arrived at his master's shop totally out of breath.
There sat the mysterious dog with the hat, and Tobias lingered for a moment to speak to the animal. Dogs are great physiognomists; and as the creature looked into Tobias's face he seemed to draw a favourable conclusion regarding him, for he submitted to a caress.
There sat the mysterious dog with the hat, and Tobias paused for a moment to talk to the animal. Dogs are great at reading faces; and as the creature looked into Tobias's face, it appeared to come to a positive conclusion about him, as it allowed him to pet it.
"Poor fellow!" said Tobias. "I wish I knew what had become of your master, but it made me shake like a leaf to wake up last night and ask myself the question. You shan't starve, though, if I can help it. I haven't much for myself, but you shall have some of it."
"Poor guy!" said Tobias. "I wish I knew what happened to your master, but waking up last night and asking myself that question made me shake like a leaf. You won’t starve, though, not if I can help it. I don’t have much for myself, but you can have some of it."
As he spoke, Tobias took from his pocket some not very tempting cold meat, which was intended for his own dinner, and which he had wrapped up in not the cleanest of cloths. He gave a piece to the dog, who took it with a dejected air, and then crouched down at Sweeney Todd's door again.
As he talked, Tobias pulled out some rather unappetizing cold meat from his pocket, which he had meant for his own dinner, wrapped in a not-so-clean cloth. He offered a piece to the dog, who took it with a sad look and then settled down again at Sweeney Todd's door.
Just then, as Tobias was about to enter the shop, he thought he heard from within, a strange shrieking sort of sound. On the impulse of the moment he recoiled a step or two, and then, from some other impulse, he dashed forward at once, and entered the shop.
Just then, as Tobias was about to walk into the shop, he thought he heard a weird shrieking sound coming from inside. On a sudden impulse, he took a step back, but then, for some other reason, he rushed forward and entered the shop.
The first object that presented itself to his attention, lying upon a side table, was a hat with a handsome gold-headed walking cane lying across it.
The first thing that caught his eye on a side table was a hat with a stylish gold-headed walking cane resting on top of it.
The arm-chair in which customers usually sat to be shaved was vacant, and Sweeney Todd's face was just projected into the shop from the back parlour, and wearing a most singular and hideous expression.
The armchair where customers typically sat to get shaved was empty, and Sweeney Todd's face peeked into the shop from the back room, sporting a very strange and ugly expression.
"Well, Tobias," he said, as he advanced, rubbing his great hands together, "well, Tobias! so you could not resist the pie-shop?"
"Well, Tobias," he said, as he stepped closer, rubbing his large hands together, "well, Tobias! So you couldn't resist the pie shop?"
"How does he know?" thought Tobias. "Yes, sir, I have been to the pie-shop, but I didn't stay a minute."
"How does he know?" Tobias thought. "Yes, sir, I went to the pie shop, but I didn't stay at all."
"Hark ye, Tobias! the only thing I can excuse in the way of delay upon an errand is, for you to get one of Mrs. Lovett's pies; that I can look over, so think no more about it. Are they not delicious, Tobias?"
"Hey, Tobias! The only reason I can accept for a delay on an errand is if you grab one of Mrs. Lovett's pies; I can overlook that, so don’t worry about it. Aren't they amazing, Tobias?"
"Yes, sir, they are; but some gentleman seems to have left his hat and stick."
"Yes, sir, they are; but someone seems to have left their hat and cane."
"Yes," said Sweeney Todd, "he has;" and lifting the stick he struck Tobias a blow with it that felled him to the ground. "Lesson the second to Tobias Ragg, which teaches him to make no remarks about what does not concern him. You may think what you like, Tobias Ragg, but you shall say only what I like."
"Yeah," said Sweeney Todd, "he has;" and raising the stick, he hit Tobias with it, knocking him to the ground. "Lesson two for Tobias Ragg, which teaches him not to comment on things that don't concern him. You can think whatever you want, Tobias Ragg, but you will only say what I want."
"I won't endure it," cried the boy; "I won't be knocked about in this way, I tell you, Sweeney Todd, I won't."
"I can't take it anymore," the boy shouted. "I won't be treated like this, I'm telling you, Sweeney Todd, I won't."
"You won't! have you forgotten your mother?"
"You won't! Have you forgotten your mom?"
"You say you have a power over my mother; but I don't know what it is, and I cannot and will not believe it; I'll leave you, and, come of it what may, I'll go to sea or anywhere rather than stay in such a place as this."
"You say you have control over my mother, but I don’t know how or why, and I can’t and won’t believe it. I’ll leave you, and no matter what happens, I’d rather go to sea or anywhere else than stay in a place like this."
"Oh, you will, will you? Then, Tobias, you and I must come to some explanation. I'll tell you what power I have over your mother, and then perhaps you will be satisfied. Last winter, when the frost had continued eighteen weeks, and you and your mother were starving, she was employed to clean out the chambers of a Mr. King, in the Temple, a cold-hearted, severe man, who never forgave anything in all his life, and never will."
"Oh, you will, will you? Then, Tobias, you and I need to come to some sort of understanding. I'll explain what influence I have over your mother, and maybe that will satisfy you. Last winter, when the frost lasted for eighteen weeks and you and your mother were starving, she was hired to clean the rooms of a Mr. King in the Temple, a cold-hearted, strict man who never forgave anything in his life and never will."
"I remember," said Tobias; "we were starving and owed a whole guinea for rent; but mother borrowed it and paid it, and after that got a situation where she now is."
"I remember," said Tobias; "we were starving and owed an entire guinea for rent; but mom borrowed it and paid it, and after that, she got a job where she is now."
"Ah, you think so. The rent was paid; but, Tobias, my boy, a word in your ear—she took a silver candlestick from Mr. King's chambers to pay it. I know it. I can prove it. Think of that, Tobias, and be discreet."
"Ah, you really think so? The rent was paid; but, Tobias, my boy, just a heads up—she took a silver candlestick from Mr. King's office to cover it. I know it. I can prove it. Keep that in mind, Tobias, and be careful."
"Have mercy upon us," said the boy; "they would take her life!"
"Please help us," said the boy; "they're going to kill her!"
"Her life!" screamed Sweeney Todd; "ay, to be sure they would; they would hang her—hang her, I say; and now mind, if you force me by any conduct of your own, to mention this thing, you are your mother's executioner. I had better go and be deputy hangman at once, and turn her off."
"Her life!" Sweeney Todd shouted. "Of course they would; they would hang her—hang her, I tell you; and just so you know, if you make me bring this up because of anything you do, you’ll be the one killing your mother. I might as well just go and be the deputy hangman right now and get it over with."
"Horrible, horrible!"
"Awful, awful!"
"Oh, you don't like that? Indeed, that don't suit you, Master Tobias? Be discreet then, and you have nothing to fear. Do not force me to show a power which will be as complete as it is terrific."
"Oh, you don’t like that? Really, that doesn’t suit you, Master Tobias? Just be careful then, and you have nothing to worry about. Don’t make me reveal a power that will be just as overwhelming as it is total."
"I will say nothing—I will think nothing."
"I won’t say anything—I won’t think anything."
"'Tis well; now go and put that hat and stick in yonder cupboard. I shall be absent for a short time; and if any one comes, tell them I am called out, and shall not return for an hour or perhaps longer, and mind you take good care of the shop."
"That's fine; now go and put that hat and stick in that cupboard over there. I’ll be gone for a little while, and if anyone comes by, tell them I’ve been called out and won’t be back for an hour or maybe longer, and make sure to take good care of the shop."
Sweeney Todd took off his apron, and put on an immense coat with huge lapels, and then, clapping a three-cornered hat on his head, and casting a strange withering kind of look at Tobias, he sallied forth into the street.
Sweeney Todd removed his apron and slipped on a large coat with big lapels. After putting on a three-cornered hat, he shot Tobias a strange, scornful glance and stepped out into the street.
CHAPTER V
THE MEETING IN THE TEMPLE.
Alas! poor Johanna Oakley—thy day has passed away and brought with it no tidings of him you love; and oh! what a weary day, full of fearful doubts and anxieties, has it been!
Alas! poor Johanna Oakley—your day has come and gone, bringing no news of the one you love; and oh! what a long day it has been, filled with terrible doubts and worries!
Tortured by doubts, hopes, and fears, that day was one of the most wretched that poor Johanna had ever passed. Not even two years before, when she had parted with her lover, had she felt such an exquisite pang of anguish as now filled her heart, when she saw the day gliding away and the evening creeping on apace, without word or token from Mark Ingestrie.
Tortured by doubts, hopes, and fears, that day was one of the most miserable Johanna had ever experienced. Not even two years earlier, when she had said goodbye to her lover, had she felt such an intense pain of anguish as now filled her heart, when she saw the day slipping away and the evening approaching quickly, without any word or sign from Mark Ingestrie.
She did not herself know, until all the agony of disappointment had come across her, how much she had counted upon hearing something from him on that occasion; and when the evening deepened into night, and hope grew so slender that she could no longer rely upon it for the least support, she was compelled to proceed to her own chamber, and, feigning indisposition to avoid her mother's questions—for Mrs. Oakley was at home, and making herself and everybody else as uncomfortable as possible—she flung herself on her humble couch and gave way to a perfect passion of tears.
She didn't realize, until the full weight of disappointment hit her, how much she had been counting on hearing from him that day; and as evening turned into night, and hope faded to the point where it could no longer hold her up, she had no choice but to head to her own room. To avoid her mother's questions—since Mrs. Oakley was home and making herself and everyone else as uncomfortable as possible—she pretended to be unwell, then threw herself onto her simple couch and let herself cry uncontrollably.
"Oh, Mark, Mark!" she said, "why do you thus desert me, when I have relied so abundantly upon your true affection? Oh, why have you not sent me some token of your existence, and of your continued love? the merest slightest word would have been sufficient, and I should have been happy."
"Oh, Mark, Mark!" she said, "why are you leaving me like this when I’ve depended so much on your love? Oh, why haven’t you sent me any sign that you’re still here and that you still care? Even the smallest word would have been enough, and I would have been happy."
She wept then such bitter tears as only such a heart as her's can know, when it feels the deep and bitter anguish of desertion, and when the rock, upon which it supposed it had built its fondest hopes, resolves itself to a mere quicksand, in which becomes engulphed all of good that this world can afford to the just and the beautiful.
She cried such bitter tears that only a heart like hers can understand, feeling the deep and painful anguish of abandonment. When the solid ground where she thought she had built her greatest hopes turns out to be nothing but quicksand, dragging down everything good that this world can offer to the righteous and the beautiful.
Oh, it is heartrending to think that such a one as she, Johanna Oakley, a being so full of all those holy and gentle emotions which should constitute the truest felicity, should thus feel that life to her had lost its greatest charms, and that nothing but despair remained.
Oh, it’s heartbreaking to think that someone like her, Johanna Oakley, a person so filled with all those pure and gentle feelings that should make up true happiness, should feel that life has lost its greatest joys and that all that’s left for her is despair.
"I will wait until midnight," she said; "and even then it will be a mockery to seek repose, and to-morrow I must myself make some exertion to discover some tidings of him."
"I'll wait until midnight," she said, "and even then it will feel pointless to try to rest. Tomorrow, I have to put in some effort to find out about him."
Then she began to ask herself what that exertion could be, and in what manner a young and inexperienced girl, such as she was, could hope to succeed in her inquiries. And the midnight hour came at last, telling her that, giving the utmost latitude to the word day, it had gone at last, and she was left despairing.
Then she started to wonder what that effort could be and how a young and inexperienced girl like her could possibly expect to succeed in her quest for answers. Finally, midnight arrived, reminding her that, if you stretched the meaning of the word day, it had finally passed, and she was left feeling hopeless.
She lay the whole of that night sobbing, and only at times dropping into an unquiet slumber, during which painful images were presented to her, all, however, having the same tendency, and pointing towards the presumed fact that Mark Ingestrie was no more.
She spent the entire night crying, occasionally drifting into an uneasy sleep, filled with distressing images that all had the same implication: that Mark Ingestrie was gone.
But the weariest night to the weariest waker will pass away, and at length the soft and beautiful dawn stole into the chamber of Johanna Oakley, chasing away some of the more horrible visions of the night, but having little effect in subduing the sadness that had taken possession of her.
But the longest night for the most exhausted person will eventually end, and finally the soft and beautiful dawn crept into Johanna Oakley's room, chasing away some of the darker nightmares of the night, but doing little to ease the sadness that had settled over her.
She felt that it would be better for her to make her appearance below, than to hazard the remarks and conjectures that her not doing so would give rise to, so all unfitted as she was to engage in the most ordinary intercourse, she crept down to the breakfast-parlour, looking more like the ghost of her former self than the bright and beautiful being we have represented her to the reader.
She thought it would be better to show up downstairs than to risk the comments and speculation that her absence would cause. Though she was far from ready to take part in even the most basic social interaction, she made her way to the breakfast room, appearing more like a shadow of her former self than the bright and beautiful person we've described to the reader.
Her father understood what it was that robbed her cheeks of their bloom; and although he saw it with much distress, yet he fortified himself with what he considered were some substantial reasons for future hopefulness.
Her father understood what was taking away her rosy cheeks; and even though it troubled him greatly, he held on to what he believed were good reasons to stay hopeful for the future.
It had become part of his philosophy—it generally is a part of the philosophy of the old—to consider that those sensations of the mind that arise from disappointed affection are of the most evanescent character; and that, although for a time they exhibit themselves with violence, they, like grief for the dead, soon pass away, scarcely leaving a trace behind of their former existence.
It had become part of his philosophy—it usually is for older people—to believe that the feelings that come from unrequited love are very fleeting. Even though they can show up strongly for a while, they eventually fade away, much like grief for someone who has died, leaving hardly any evidence of having existed at all.
And perhaps he was right as regards the greater number of those passions; but he was certainly wrong when he applied that sort of worldly-wise knowledge to his daughter Johanna. She was one of those rare beings whose hearts are not won by every gaudy flutterer who may buz the accents of admiration in their ears. No; she was qualified, eminently qualified, to love once, but only once; and, like the passion-flower, that blooms into abundant beauty once, and never afterwards puts forth a blossom, she allowed her heart to expand to the soft influence of affection, which, when crushed by adversity, was gone for ever.
And maybe he was right about most of those feelings; but he was definitely wrong when he applied that kind of street-smart knowledge to his daughter Johanna. She was one of those rare people whose hearts aren’t easily captured by every flashy admirer who buzzes sweet words in their ears. No; she was uniquely capable of loving once, and only once; and, like the passion-flower that blooms beautifully just once and never flowers again, she let her heart open up to the gentle power of love, which, when shattered by hardship, was lost forever.
"Really, Johanna," said Mrs. Oakley, in the true conventicle twang, "you look so pale and ill that I must positively speak to Mr. Lupin about you."
"Honestly, Johanna," Mrs. Oakley said in a typical churchy tone, "you look so pale and sick that I really need to talk to Mr. Lupin about you."
"Mr. Lupin, my dear," said the spectacle-maker, "may be all very well in his way, as a parson; but I don't see what he can have to do with Johanna looking pale."
"Mr. Lupin, my dear," said the glasses maker, "might be great in his role as a pastor, but I don't understand how he relates to Johanna looking pale."
"A pious man, Mr. Oakley, has to do with everything and everybody."
"A devout man, Mr. Oakley, is involved with everything and everyone."
"Then he must be the most intolerable bore in existence; and I don't wonder at his being kicked out of some people's houses, as I have heard Mr. Lupin has been."
"Then he must be the most unbearable bore alive; and I can see why some people would kick him out of their homes, just like I've heard Mr. Lupin has been."
"And if he has, Mr. Oakley, I can tell you he glories in it. Mr. Lupin likes to suffer for the faith; and if he were to be made a martyr of to-morrow, I am quite certain it would give him a deal of pleasure."
"And if he has, Mr. Oakley, I can tell you he takes great pride in it. Mr. Lupin enjoys suffering for what he believes in; and if he were to be made a martyr tomorrow, I’m sure it would bring him a lot of joy."
"My dear, I am quite sure it would not give him half the pleasure it would me."
"My dear, I’m pretty certain it wouldn’t give him even half the pleasure it would give me."
"I understand your insinuation, Mr. Oakley: you would like to have him murdered on account of his holiness; but, though you can say these kind of things at your own breakfast-table, you won't say as much to him when he comes to tea this afternoon."
"I get your hint, Mr. Oakley: you want him taken out because of his holiness; but while you can talk like this at your own breakfast table, you won’t say it to his face when he comes over for tea this afternoon."
"To tea, Mrs. Oakley! haven't I told you over and over again, that I will not have that man in my house?"
"To tea, Mrs. Oakley! Haven't I told you again and again that I won't have that man in my house?"
"And haven't I told you, Mr. Oakley, twice that number of times that he shall come to tea? and I have asked him now, and it can't be altered."
"And haven't I told you, Mr. Oakley, twice as many times that he will come for tea? I've invited him now, and it can't be changed."
"But, Mrs. Oakley—"
"But, Mrs. Oakley—"
"It's of no use, Mr. Oakley, your talking. Mr. Lupin is coming to tea, and come he shall; and if you don't like it, you can go out. There now, I am sure you can't complain, now you have actually the liberty of going out; but you are like the dog in the manger, Mr. Oakley, I know that well enough, and nothing will please you."
"It's pointless, Mr. Oakley, for you to argue. Mr. Lupin is coming for tea, and he will be here; if you don't like it, you can leave. There, now you have the option to go out, so I’m sure you can't complain; but you're like the dog in the manger, Mr. Oakley, I know that for sure, and nothing will satisfy you."
"A fine liberty, indeed, the liberty of going out of my own house to let somebody else into it that I don't like!"
"A great freedom, really, the freedom to leave my own house just to let someone in that I don’t like!"
"Johanna, my dear," said Mrs. Oakley, "I think my old complaint is coming on, of the beating of the heart, and the hysterics. I know what produces it—it's your father's brutality; and, just because Dr. Fungus said over and over again that I was to be perfectly quiet, your father seizes upon the opportunity like a wild beast, or a raving maniac, to try and make me ill."
"Johanna, my dear," Mrs. Oakley said, "I think my old problem is coming back, the heart palpitations and the hysteria. I know what causes it—it's your father's cruelty; and just because Dr. Fungus keeps insisting that I need to stay completely calm, your father takes that as a chance, like a wild animal or a crazy person, to try and make me sick."
Mr. Oakley jumped up, stamped his feet upon the floor and uttering something about the probability of his becoming a maniac in a very short time, rushed into his shop, and set to polishing the spectacles as if he were doing it for a wager.
Mr. Oakley jumped up, stamped his feet on the floor, and said something about how he might go crazy soon. Then he rushed into his shop and started polishing the glasses like he was in a competition.
This little affair between her father and mother, certainly had had the effect, for a time, of diverting attention from Johanna, and she was able to assume a cheerfulness she did not feel; but she had something of her father's spirit in her as regarded Mr. Lupin, and most decidedly objected to sitting down to any meal whatever with that individual, so that Mrs. Oakley was left in a minority of one upon the occasion, which perhaps, as she fully expected it, was no great matter after all.
This little situation between her dad and mom had definitely distracted people from Johanna for a while, and she managed to put on a cheerful face that she didn't really feel. However, she inherited some of her father's spirit when it came to Mr. Lupin, and she firmly refused to sit down for any meal with him. So, Mrs. Oakley ended up being the only one at the table that day, which, as she had expected, wasn’t a big deal in the end.
Johanna went up stairs to her own room, which commanded a view of the street. It was an old-fashioned house, with a balcony in front, and as she looked listlessly out into Fore-street, which was far then from being the thoroughfare it is now, she saw standing in a doorway on the opposite side of the way a stranger, who was looking intently at the house, and who, when he caught her eye, walked instantly across to it, and cast something into the balcony of the first floor. Then he touched his cap, and walked rapidly from the street.
Johanna went upstairs to her room, which overlooked the street. It was an old-fashioned house with a balcony out front, and as she stared blankly out at Fore-street, which was nowhere near as busy as it is today, she noticed a stranger standing in a doorway across the street. He was staring intently at the house, and when their eyes met, he quickly crossed over and tossed something onto the balcony of the first floor. Then he tipped his cap and hurried away from the street.
The thought immediately occurred to Johanna that this might possibly be some messenger from him concerning whose existence and welfare she was so deeply anxious. It was not to be wondered at, therefore, that with the name of Mark Ingestrie upon her lips she should rush down to the balcony in intense anxiety to hear, and see if such was really the case.
The thought suddenly crossed Johanna's mind that this could be a messenger from him, about whom she was so worried. So it was no surprise that with Mark Ingestrie's name on her lips, she rushed down to the balcony in a state of intense anxiety to find out if that was really the case.
When she reached the balcony she found lying in it a scrap of paper, in which a stone was wrapped up, in order to give it weight, so that it might be cast with a certainty into the balcony. With trembling eagerness she opened the paper, and read upon it the following words:—
When she got to the balcony, she found a piece of paper lying there, wrapped around a stone to give it some weight so it could be thrown accurately onto the balcony. With shaky excitement, she unfolded the paper and read these words:—
"For news of Mark Ingestrie, come to the Temple-gardens one hour before sunset, and do not fear addressing a man who will be holding a white rose in his hand."
"For news about Mark Ingestrie, come to the Temple gardens one hour before sunset, and don't be afraid to talk to a man who will be holding a white rose in his hand."
"He lives! he lives!" she cried. "He lives, and joy again becomes the inhabitant of my bosom! Oh, it is daylight now and sunshine compared to the black midnight of despair. Mark Ingestrie lives, and I shall be happy yet."
"He’s alive! He’s alive!" she shouted. "He’s alive, and joy has returned to my heart! Oh, it’s daylight now, bright and warm compared to the dark night of despair. Mark Ingestrie is alive, and I will be happy again."
She placed the little scrap of paper carefully in her bosom, and then, with clasped hands and a delighted expression of countenance, she repeated the brief and expressive words it contained, adding,—
She carefully tucked the little scrap of paper into her chest, and then, with her hands clasped and a delighted look on her face, she repeated the short and meaningful words it held, adding,—
"Yes, yes, I will be there; the white rose is an emblem of his purity and affection, his spotless love, and that is why his messenger carries it. I will be there. One hour ay, two hours before sunset, I will be there. Joy, joy! he lives, he lives! Mark Ingestrie lives! Perchance, too, successful in his object, he returns to tell me that he can make me his, and that no obstacle can now interfere to frustrate our union. Time, time, float onwards on your fleetest pinions!"
"Yes, yes, I’ll be there; the white rose symbolizes his purity and love, his perfect affection, and that’s why his messenger brings it. I’ll be there. One hour, two hours before sunset, I’ll be there. Joy, joy! He’s alive, he’s alive! Mark Ingestrie is alive! Maybe, too, if he’s successful, he’ll come back to tell me that he can claim me, and that nothing can now stand in the way of our togetherness. Time, time, move along on your swift wings!"
She went to her own apartment, but it was not, as she had last gone to it, to weep; on the contrary, it was to smile at her former fears, and to admit the philosophy of the assertion that we suffer much more from a dread of those things that never happen than we do for actual calamities which occur in their full force to us.
She went to her apartment, but this time, it wasn’t to cry like before; instead, she was ready to laugh at her past fears and acknowledge the idea that we often suffer more from the anxiety of things that never happen than we do from the real disasters that hit us head-on.
"Oh, that this messenger," she said, "had come but yesterday! What hours of anguish I should have been spared! But I will not complain; it shall not be said that I repine at present joy because it did not come before. I will be happy when I can; and, in the consciousness that I shall soon hear blissful tidings of Mark Ingestrie, I will banish every fear."
"Oh, if only this messenger had arrived yesterday!" she said. "Think of all the hours of pain I could have avoided! But I won’t complain; I won’t say that I’m upset about my current happiness just because it didn't come sooner. I’ll be happy when I can, and knowing that I’ll soon hear wonderful news about Mark Ingestrie, I will push aside every worry."
The impatience which she now felt brought its pains and its penalties with it, and yet it was quite a different description of feeling to any she had formerly endured, and certainly far more desirable than the absolute anguish that had taken possession of her upon hearing nothing of Mark Ingestrie.
The impatience she felt now came with its own struggles and consequences, but it was a completely different kind of feeling compared to anything she had experienced before, and definitely much more desirable than the overwhelming agony she felt when she heard nothing from Mark Ingestrie.
It was strange, very strange, that the thought never crossed her that the tidings she had to hear in the Temple Gardens from the stranger might be evil ones, but certainly such a thought did not occur to her, and she looked forward with joy and satisfaction to a meeting which she certainly had no evidence to know, might not be of the most disastrous character.
It was weird, really weird, that it never occurred to her that the news she was about to hear in the Temple Gardens from the stranger could be bad. She definitely didn’t think that way, and she looked forward with excitement and satisfaction to a meeting that she had no proof could be anything but disastrous.
She asked herself over and over again if she should tell her father what had occurred, but as often as she thought of doing so she shrank from carrying out the mental suggestion, and all the natural disposition again to keep to herself the secret of her happiness returned to her in full force.
She kept asking herself whether she should tell her dad what had happened, but every time she considered it, she hesitated to follow through with the thought. The urge to keep the secret of her happiness to herself came rushing back stronger than ever.
But yet she was not so unjust as not to feel that it was treating her father but slightingly to throw all her sorrows into his lap, as it were, and then to keep from him everything of joy appertaining to the same circumstances.
But she wasn't so unfair that she didn't realize it was disrespectful to unload all her troubles on her father while keeping anything joyful about the same situation from him.
This was a thing that she was not likely to continue doing, and so she made up her mind to relieve her conscience from the pang it would otherwise have had, by determining to tell him, after the interview in the Temple Gardens, what was its result; but she could not make up her mind to do so beforehand; it was so pleasant and so delicious to keep the secret all to herself, and to feel that she alone knew that her lover had so closely kept faith with her as to be only one day behind his time in sending to her, and that day, perhaps, far from being his fault.
This was something she probably wouldn't keep doing, so she decided to ease her conscience from the guilt it would have caused by planning to tell him the outcome of their meeting in the Temple Gardens afterward. However, she couldn't bring herself to do it ahead of time; it was just so nice and enjoyable to keep the secret to herself and to feel that she alone knew her lover had stayed so true to her by being just one day late in reaching out, and that day might not even be his fault.
And so she reasoned to herself and tried to wile away the anxious hours, sometimes succeeding in forgetting how long it was still to sunset, and at others feeling as if each minute was perversely swelling itself out into ten times its usual proportion of time in order to become wearisome to her.
And so she thought to herself and tried to pass the anxious hours, sometimes managing to forget how much time was left until sunset, and at other times feeling like each minute was stretching out ten times longer than usual just to annoy her.
She had said that she would be at the Temple Gardens two hours before sunset instead of one, and she kept her word, for, looking happier than she had done for weeks, she tripped down the stairs of her father's house, and was about to leave it by the private staircase, when a strange gaunt-looking figure attracted her attention.
She had said she would be at the Temple Gardens two hours before sunset instead of one, and she kept her promise. Looking happier than she had in weeks, she skipped down the stairs of her father's house and was about to head out through the private staircase when a strange, gaunt figure caught her eye.
This was no other than the Rev. Mr. Lupin: he was a long strange-looking man, and upon this occasion he came upon what he called horseback, that is to say, he was mounted upon a very small pony, which seemed quite unequal to support his weight, and was so short that, if the reverend gentleman had not poked his legs out at an angle, they must inevitably have touched the ground.
This was none other than Rev. Mr. Lupin: he was a tall, odd-looking man, and on this occasion he appeared to be on what he called horseback, which meant he was riding a very small pony that looked hardly able to support his weight. The pony was so short that if the reverend hadn’t stuck his legs out at an angle, they would have definitely touched the ground.
"Praise the Lord!" he said: "I have intercepted the evil one. Maiden, I have come here at thy mother's bidding, and thou shalt remain and partake of the mixture called tea."
“Praise the Lord!” he said. “I have intercepted the evil one. Young lady, I have come here at your mother’s request, and you shall stay and have some tea.”
Johanna scarcely condescended to glance at him, but drawing her mantle close around her, which he actually had the impertinence to endeavour to lay hold of, she walked on, so that the reverend gentleman was left to make the best he could of the matter.
Johanna hardly bothered to look at him, but as she wrapped her cloak tightly around herself—something he actually had the nerve to try to grab—she continued walking, leaving the clergyman to deal with the situation as best as he could.
"Stop," he cried, "stop! I can well perceive that the devil has a strong hold of you: I can well perceive—the lord have mercy upon me! this animal hath some design against me as sure as fate."
"Stop," he shouted, "stop! I can clearly see that the devil has a tight grip on you: I can clearly see—it’s a miracle I’m still here! This creature has some plan against me, as sure as anything."
This last ejaculation arose from the fact that the pony had flung up his heels behind in a most mysterious manner.
This last exclamation came from the fact that the pony had kicked up its heels in a very strange way.
"I am afraid, sir," said a lad who was no more than our old acquaintance, Sam—"I am afraid, sir, that there is something the matter with the pony."
"I’m afraid, sir," said a boy who was nothing more than our old friend, Sam—"I’m afraid, sir, that there’s something wrong with the pony."
Up went the pony's heels again in the same unaccountable manner.
Up went the pony's hooves again in the same strange way.
"God bless me!" said the reverend gentleman; "he never did such a thing before. I—there he goes again—murder! Young man, I pray you to help me to get down; I think I know you; you are the nephew of the goodly Mrs. Pump—truly this animal wishes to be the death of me."
"God bless me!" said the reverend gentleman; "he never did anything like this before. I—there he goes again—murder! Young man, I ask you to help me down; I think I know you; you're the nephew of the lovely Mrs. Pump—truly this creature wants to kill me."
At this moment the pony gave such a vigorous kick up behind, that Mr. Lupin was fairly pitched upon his head, and made a complete summerset, alighting with his heels in the spectacle-maker's passage; and it unfortunately happened that Mrs. Oakley at that moment, hearing the altercation, came rushing out, and the first thing she did was to fall sprawling over Mr. Lupin's feet.
At that moment, the pony kicked out so hard that Mr. Lupin was thrown onto his head and completely flipped over, landing with his feet right in the spectacle-maker's passage. Unfortunately, just then, Mrs. Oakley, hearing the argument, came rushing out and the first thing she did was trip over Mr. Lupin's feet.
Sam now felt it time to go; and as we dislike useless mysteries, we may as well explain that these extraordinary circumstances arose from the fact that Sam had brought from the haberdasher's opposite a halfpenny-worth of pins, and had amused himself by making a pincushion of the hind quarters of the Reverend Mr. Lupin's pony, which, not being accustomed to that sort of thing, had kicked out vigorously in opposition to the same, and produced the results we have recorded.
Sam felt it was time to leave; and since we don't like pointless mysteries, we might as well clarify that these unusual events happened because Sam had bought a small packet of pins from the shop across the street and had entertained himself by making a pincushion out of the rear end of the Reverend Mr. Lupin's pony, which, not used to such treatment, had kicked out vigorously against it, resulting in the chaos we've described.
Johanna Oakley was some distance upon her road before the reverend gentleman was pitched into her father's house in the manner we have described, so that she knew nothing of it, nor would she have cared if she had, for her mind was wholly bent upon the expedition she was proceeding on.
Johanna Oakley was quite a way down her path before the reverend gentleman was thrown into her father's house as we've described. She was unaware of it and wouldn't have cared if she had been, as her mind was completely focused on the journey she was on.
As she walked upon that side of the way of Fleet-street where Sweeney Todd's house and shop were situated, a feeling of curiosity prompted her to stop for a moment and look at the melancholy-looking dog that stood watching a hat at his door.
As she walked along that part of Fleet Street where Sweeney Todd's house and shop were located, curiosity made her stop for a moment to look at the sad-looking dog that was watching a hat at his door.
The appearance of grief upon the creature's face could not be mistaken, and, as she gazed, she saw the shop-door gently opened and a piece of meat thrown out.
The look of grief on the creature's face was unmistakable, and as she watched, she saw the shop door slowly open and a piece of meat tossed out.
"These are kind people," she said, "be they whom they may;" but when she saw the dog turn away with loathing, and herself observed that there was a white powder upon it, the idea that it was poisoned, and only intended for the poor creature's destruction, came instantly across her mind.
"These are nice people," she said, "whoever they are;" but when she saw the dog turn away in disgust, and noticed that there was a white powder on it, the thought that it was poisoned, meant only to harm the poor animal, immediately crossed her mind.
And when she saw the horrible-looking face of Sweeney Todd glaring at her from the partially-opened door, she could not doubt any further the fact, for that face was quite enough to give a warrant for any amount of villany whatever.
And when she saw the terrifying face of Sweeney Todd glaring at her from the slightly ajar door, she couldn't doubt it any longer, because that face was more than enough to justify any kind of evil.
She passed on with a shudder, little suspecting, however, that that dog had anything to do with her fate, or the circumstances which made up the sum of her destiny.
She moved on with a shiver, not realizing that the dog had anything to do with her fate or the events that shaped her destiny.
It wanted a full hour to the appointed time of meeting when she reached the Temple-gardens, and partly blaming herself that she was so soon, while at the same time she would not for worlds have been away, she sat down on one of the garden-seats to think over the past, and to recall to her memory with all the vivid freshness of young Love's devotion, the many gentle words which from time to time had been spoken to her two summers since by him whose faith she had never doubted, and whose image was enshrined at the bottom of her heart.
It was a full hour until the scheduled meeting when she arrived at the Temple gardens. She partly blamed herself for being so early, but at the same time, she wouldn't have wanted to miss it for anything. She sat down on one of the garden benches to reflect on the past and to vividly recall, with all the freshness of young love, the many sweet words spoken to her by the one she had never doubted and whose image was treasured deep in her heart two summers ago.
CHAPTER VI.
THE CONFERENCE, AND THE FEARFUL NARRATION IN THE GARDEN.
The Temple clock struck the hour of meeting, and Johanna looked anxiously around her for any one who should seem to her to bear the appearance of being such a person as she might suppose Mark Ingestrie would choose for his messenger.
The Temple clock chimed the hour of the meeting, and Johanna anxiously scanned the area for anyone who looked like someone Mark Ingestrie would choose as his messenger.
She turned her eyes towards the gate, for she thought she heard it close, and then she saw a gentlemanly-looking man, attired in a cloak, and who was looking around him, apparently in search of some one.
She turned her eyes to the gate, thinking she heard it close, and then she saw a well-dressed man in a cloak, looking around as if he was searching for someone.
When his eye fell upon her he immediately produced from beneath his cloak a white rose, and in another minute they met.
When he saw her, he quickly pulled out a white rose from under his cloak, and within a minute, they were face to face.
"I have the honour," he said, "of speaking to Miss Johanna Oakley?"
"I have the honor," he said, "of speaking to Miss Johanna Oakley?"
"Yes, sir; and you are Mark Ingestrie's messenger?"
"Yes, sir; and you're the messenger for Mark Ingestrie?"
"I am; that is to say, I am he who comes to bring you news of Mark Ingestrie, although I grieve to say I am not the messenger that was expressly deputed by him so to do."
"I am; that is to say, I’m the one who comes to bring you news of Mark Ingestrie, although I regret to say I’m not the messenger who was specifically sent by him to do so."
"Oh! sir, your looks are sad and serious; you seem as if you would announce that some misfortune had occurred. Tell me that it is not so; speak to me at once, or my heart will break!"
"Oh! Sir, you look so sad and serious; you seem like you’re about to share some bad news. Please tell me it’s not true; talk to me right now, or my heart is going to break!"
"Compose yourself, lady, I pray you."
"Please relax, ma'am."
"I cannot—dare not do so, unless you tell me he lives. Tell me that Mark Ingestrie lives, and then I shall be all patience: tell me that, and you shall not hear a murmur from me. Speak the word at once—at once! It is cruel, believe me, it is cruel to keep me in this suspense."
"I can't—I won't do that unless you tell me he’s alive. Just tell me that Mark Ingestrie is alive, and I’ll be completely patient; just say that, and you won’t hear a peep from me. Just say the word—now! It’s cruel, trust me, it’s cruel to keep me in this uncertainty."
"This is one of the saddest errands I ever came upon," said the stranger, as he led Johanna to a seat. "Recollect, lady, what creatures of accident and chance we are—recollect how the slightest circumstances will affect us, in driving us to the confines of despair, and remember by how frail a tenure the best of us hold existence."
"This is one of the saddest tasks I've ever encountered," said the stranger, as he guided Johanna to a seat. "Remember, lady, what fragile beings we are—realize how even the smallest situations can lead us to the brink of despair, and keep in mind how tenuously the best of us hold onto life."
"No more—no more!" shrieked Johanna, as she clasped her hands—"I know all now, and am desolate."
"No more—no more!" Johanna cried out, holding her hands together. "I know everything now, and I feel hopeless."
She let her face drop upon her hands, and shook as with a convulsion of grief.
She buried her face in her hands and shook as if she were overwhelmed with grief.
"Mark, Mark!" she cried, "you have gone from me! I thought not this—I thought not this. Oh, Heaven! why have I lived so long as to have the capacity to listen to such fearful tidings? Lost—lost—all lost! God of Heaven! what a wilderness the world is now to me!"
"Mark, Mark!" she screamed, "you've left me! I never expected this—I never thought this would happen. Oh, God! why have I lived so long just to hear such terrible news? Lost—lost—all lost! God in Heaven! what a desolate place the world feels like to me now!"
"Let me pray you, lady, to subdue this passion of grief, and listen truly to what I shall unfold to you. There is much to hear and much to speculate upon; and if, from all that I have learnt, I cannot, dare not tell you that Mark Ingestrie lives, I likewise shrink from telling you he is no more."
"Please, lady, try to tame this feeling of grief and truly listen to what I’m going to share with you. There’s a lot to hear and think about; and if I can’t, or won’t, tell you that Mark Ingestrie is alive, I also hesitate to say that he is gone."
"Speak again—say those words again! There is hope, then—oh, there is a hope!"
"Say it again—repeat those words! There’s hope, then—oh, there really is hope!"
"There is a hope; and better is it that your mind should receive the first shock of the probability of the death of him whom you have so anxiously expected, and then afterwards, from what I shall relate to you, gather hope that it may not be so, than that from the first you should expect too much, and then have those expectations rudely destroyed."
"There is hope; and it's better for your mind to initially process the shock of the possibility of the death of someone you have been anxiously waiting for, and then later, from what I will tell you, find hope that it might not be true, than to start with high expectations and then have those hopes crushed."
"It is so—it is so; this is kind of you, and if I cannot thank you as I ought, you will know that it is because I am in a state of too great affliction so to do, and not from want of will; you will understand that—I am sure you will understand that."
"It really is; this is so kind of you, and if I can’t thank you the way I should, you’ll know it’s because I’m too overwhelmed to do so, not because I don’t want to; you’ll get that—I’m sure you will get that."
"Make no excuses to me. Believe me, I can fully appreciate all that you would say, and all that you must feel. I ought to tell you who I am, that you may have confidence in what I have to relate to you. My name is Jeffery, and I am a colonel in the Indian army."
"Don't make any excuses to me. Trust me, I can completely understand everything you want to say and everything you’re feeling. I should tell you who I am so you can trust what I have to share with you. My name is Jeffery, and I’m a colonel in the Indian army."
"I am much beholden to you, sir; but you bring with you a passport to my confidence, in the name of Mark Ingestrie, which is at once sufficient. I live again in the hope that you have given me of his continued existence, and in that hope I will maintain a cheerful resignation that shall enable me to bear up against all you have to tell me, be it what it may, and with a feeling that through much suffering there may come joy at last. You shall find me very patient, ay, extremely patient—so patient that you shall scarcely see the havoc that grief has already made here."
"I really appreciate what you’ve done, sir; but you come with a recommendation from Mark Ingestrie, which is good enough for me. I’m filled with hope because of what you’ve said about him still being alive, and in that hope, I’ll keep a positive attitude that will help me handle whatever news you bring, no matter what it is, believing that after a lot of suffering, joy may eventually come. You’ll find me very patient, indeed, so patient that you might hardly notice the toll that grief has already taken here."
She pressed her hands upon her breast as she spoke, and looked in his face with such an expression of tearful melancholy that it was quite heartrending to witness it; and he, although not used to the melting mood, was compelled to pause for a few moments ere he could proceed in the task he had set himself.
She pressed her hands against her chest as she spoke, looking at him with such a tearful sadness that it was truly heartbreaking to see; and he, although not accustomed to this emotional state, had to pause for a moment before he could continue with the task he had set for himself.
"I will be as brief," he said, "as possible, consistent with stating all that is requisite for me to state, and I must commence by asking you if you are aware under what circumstances it was that Mark Ingestrie was abroad?"
"I'll keep it short," he said, "while still covering everything I need to. First, I want to ask if you know the circumstances under which Mark Ingestrie was abroad?"
"I am aware of so much, that a quarrel with his uncle, Mr. Grant, was the great cause, and that his main endeavour was to better his fortunes, so that we might be happy, and independent of those who looked not with an eye of favour upon our projected union."
"I know a lot, including that a fight with his uncle, Mr. Grant, was the main reason, and that he was really trying to improve his situation so we could be happy and not depend on those who didn't support our plans to be together."
"Yes, but, what I meant was, were you aware of the sort of adventure he embarked in to the Indian seas?"
"Yes, but what I meant was, did you know about the kind of adventure he took in the Indian seas?"
"No, I know nothing further; we met here on this spot, we parted at yonder gate, and we have never met again."
"No, I don’t know anything more; we met right here, we said goodbye at that gate over there, and we’ve never seen each other again."
"Then I have something to tell you, in order to make the narrative clear and explicit."
"Then I have something to share with you to make the story clear and straightforward."
They both sat upon the garden seat; and while Johanna fixed her eyes upon her companion's face, expressive as it was of the most generous emotions and noble feelings, he commenced relating to her the incidents which never left her memory, and in which she took so deep an interest.
They both sat on the bench in the garden; and while Johanna focused her gaze on her companion's face, which was full of generosity and noble emotions, he started to share the stories that would stay in her memory and that she was so deeply interested in.
"You must know," he said, "that what it was which so much inflamed the imagination of Mark Ingestrie, consisted in this. There came to London a man with a well-authenticated and extremely well put together report, that there had been discovered, in one of the small islands near the Indian seas, a river which deposited an enormous quantity of gold-dust in its progress to the ocean. He told his story so well, and seemed to be such a perfect master of all the circumstances connected with it, that there was scarcely room for a doubt upon the subject. The thing was kept quiet and secret; and a meeting was held of some influential men—influential on account of the money they possessed, among whom was one who had towards Mark Ingestrie most friendly feelings; so Mark attended the meeting with this friend of his, although he felt his utter incapacity, from want of resources, to take any part in the affair. But he was not aware of what his friend's generous intentions were in the matter until they were explained to him, and they consisted in this:—He, the friend, was to provide the necessary means for embarking in the adventure, so far as regarded taking a share in it, and he told Mark Ingestrie that, if he would go personally on the expedition, he should share in the proceeds with him, be they what they might. Now, to a young man like Ingestrie, totally destitute of personal resources, but of ardent and enthusiastic temperament, you can imagine how extremely tempting such an offer was likely to be. He embraced it at once with the greatest pleasure, and from that moment he took an interest in the affair of the closest and most powerful description. It seized completely hold of his imagination, presenting itself to him in the most tempting colours; and from the description that has been given me of his enthusiastic disposition, I can well imagine with what kindness and impetuosity he would enter into such an affair."
"You should know," he said, "that what sparked Mark Ingestrie's imagination so intensely was this. A man came to London with a credible and very well-prepared report that a river had been found on one of the small islands near the Indian Ocean, and this river carried an enormous amount of gold dust on its way to the ocean. He told his story so well and seemed to know all the details so perfectly that there was hardly any doubt about it. The information was kept quiet and confidential, and a meeting was held with some influential people—influential because of their wealth—one of whom had a good friendship with Mark Ingestrie. So Mark attended the meeting with this friend of his, even though he felt completely unable to contribute to the venture due to his lack of resources. However, he wasn't aware of his friend's generous intentions until they were explained to him: his friend would provide the necessary funds to be involved in the adventure and told Mark that, if he would go on the expedition himself, he would share in the proceeds, no matter what they turned out to be. Now, for a young man like Ingestrie, who had no personal means but was full of passion and enthusiasm, you can imagine how tempting such an offer was. He accepted it right away with great excitement, and from that moment on, he took a keen and profound interest in the venture. It completely captured his imagination, appealing to him in the most enticing way; and from what I’ve been told about his enthusiastic nature, I can just picture how passionately and energetically he would engage in such an undertaking."
"You know him well?" said Johanna, gently.
"You know him well?" Johanna asked softly.
"No, I never saw him. All that I say concerning him is from the description of another who did know him well, and who sailed with him in the vessel that ultimately left the port of London on the vague and wild adventure I have mentioned."
"No, I never saw him. Everything I say about him is based on what someone else, who knew him well, described. They sailed with him on the ship that eventually left the port of London for the vague and wild adventure I mentioned."
"That one, be he who he may, must have known Mark Ingestrie well, and have enjoyed much of his confidence to be able to describe him so accurately."
"Whoever that person is, they must have known Mark Ingestrie well and gained a lot of his trust to be able to describe him so accurately."
"I believe that such was the case; and it is from the lips of that one, instead of from mine, that you ought to have heard what I am now relating. That gentleman, whose name was Thornhill, ought to have made to you this communication; but by some strange accident it seems he has been prevented, or you would not be here listening to me upon a subject which would have come better from his lips."
"I believe that's how it happened; and you should have heard what I'm about to share from him, not me. That gentleman, named Thornhill, should have told you this; but for some strange reason, he hasn't been able to, or else you wouldn't be here listening to me talk about something that would have sounded better coming from him."
"And was he to have come yesterday to me?"
"And was he supposed to come to me yesterday?"
"He was."
"He was."
"Then Mark Ingestrie kept his word; and but for the adverse circumstances which delayed his messenger, I should yesterday have heard what you are now relating to me. I pray you go on, sir, and pardon this interruption."
"Then Mark Ingestrie kept his promise; and if it weren't for the unfortunate circumstances that delayed his messenger, I would have heard what you’re telling me yesterday. Please continue, sir, and forgive this interruption."
"I need not trouble you with all the negotiations, the trouble, and the difficulty that arose before the expedition could be started fairly—suffice it to say, that at length, after much annoyance and trouble, it was started, and a vessel was duly chartered and manned for the purpose of proceeding to the Indian seas in search of the treasure, which was reported to be there for the first adventurer who had the boldness to seek it."
"I won't bother you with all the negotiations, the difficulties, and the hassle that came up before the expedition could actually get going. Let’s just say that after a lot of frustration, it finally started, and a ship was officially chartered and crewed to set sail to the Indian seas in search of the treasure that was said to be there for the first brave adventurer willing to go after it."
"It was a gallant vessel. I saw it many a mile from England ere it sunk beneath the waves, never to rise again."
"It was a brave ship. I saw it from many miles away in England before it sank beneath the waves, never to surface again."
"Sunk!"
"Sunk!"
"Yes; it was an ill-fated ship, and it did sink; but I must not anticipated—let me proceed in my narrative with regularity. The ship was called the Star; and if those who went with it looked upon it as the star of their destiny, they were correct enough, and it might be considered an evil star for them, inasmuch as nothing but disappointment and bitterness became their ultimate portion. And Mark Ingestrie, I am told, was the most hopeful man on board. Already in imagination he could fancy himself homeward-bound with the vessel, ballasted and crammed with the rich produce of that shining river. Already he fancied what he could do with his abundant wealth, and I have not a doubt but that, in common with many who went on that adventure, he enjoyed to the full the spending of the wealth he should obtain in imagination—perhaps, indeed, more than if he had obtained it in reality. Among the adventurers was one Thornhill, who had been a lieutenant in the Royal Navy, and between him and young Ingestrie there arose a remarkable friendship—a friendship so strong and powerful, that there can be no doubt that they communicated to each other all their hopes and fears; and if anything could materially tend to beguile the tedium of such a weary voyage as those adventurers had undertaken, it certainly would be the free communication and confidential intercourse between two such kindred spirits as Thornhill and Mark Ingestrie. You will bear in mind, Miss Oakley, that in making this communication to you, I am putting together what I myself heard at different times, so as to make it for you a distinct narrative, which you can have no difficulty in comprehending, because, as I before stated, I never saw Mark Ingestrie, and it was only once, for about five minutes, that I saw the vessel in which he went upon his perilous adventure—for perilous it turned out to be—to the Indian seas. It was from Thornhill I got my information during the many weary and monotonous hours consumed in a home-bound voyage from India. It appears that without accident or cross of any description the Star reached the Indian ocean, and the supposed immediate locality of the spot where the treasure was to be found, and there she was spoken with by a vessel homeward-bound from India, called the Neptune. It was evening, and the sun had sunk in the horizon with some appearances that betokened a storm. I was on board that Indian vessel; we did not expect anything serious, although we made every preparation for rough weather, and as it turned out, it was well indeed we did, for never within the memory of the oldest seamen, had such a storm ravished the coast. A furious gale, which it was impossible to withstand, drove us southward; and but for the utmost precautions, aided by courage and temerity on the part of the seamen, such as I had never before witnessed in the merchant-service, we escaped with trifling damage, but we were driven at least 200 miles out of our course; and instead of getting, as we ought to have done, to the Cape by a certain time, we were an immense distance eastward of it. It was just as the storm, which lasted three nights and two days, began to abate, that towards the horizon we saw a dull red light; and as it was not in a quarter of the sky where any such appearance might be imagined, nor were we in a latitude where electro-phenomena might be expected, we steered toward it, surmising what turned out afterwards to be fully correct."
"Yes, it was an unfortunate ship, and it did sink; but I shouldn’t get ahead of myself—let me continue my story in order. The ship was called the Star; and if those onboard thought of it as the star of their destiny, they were right, though it turned out to be a bad omen for them, as nothing but disappointment and sorrow became their final outcome. Mark Ingestrie, I hear, was the most optimistic person on the ship. In his mind, he could already picture himself sailing home with the vessel, loaded down with the valuable goods from that glittering river. He imagined what he could do with his newfound wealth, and I have no doubt that, like many who embarked on that journey, he fully enjoyed dreaming about spending that wealth—perhaps even more than if he had actually earned it. Among the adventurers was a man named Thornhill, who had been a lieutenant in the Royal Navy, and a strong friendship developed between him and young Ingestrie—a friendship so deep that they undoubtedly shared all their hopes and fears with each other; and if anything could alleviate the monotony of such a grueling voyage as they had undertaken, it would certainly be the open communication and trust between two like-minded souls like Thornhill and Mark Ingestrie. You should remember, Miss Oakley, that in sharing this story with you, I am piecing together what I heard at various times to create a clear narrative for you that will be easy to understand, because, as I mentioned before, I never saw Mark Ingestrie, and I only glimpsed the ship he took on his risky journey—risky as it turned out to be—to the Indian seas for about five minutes. I gathered my information from Thornhill during the long, tedious hours of our homeward journey from India. It seems that without any incidents or complications, the Star reached the Indian Ocean and the location where the treasure was rumored to be, and there it was contacted by a ship returning from India, called the Neptune. It was evening, and the sun had set on the horizon with signs indicating a storm was coming. I was on that Indian vessel; we didn’t anticipate anything serious, although we prepared for rough weather, and as it turned out, we were grateful we did, because no sailors could remember such a storm ravaging the coast. A fierce gale, that was impossible to avoid, pushed us southward; and without the utmost care, along with courage and boldness from the crew, unlike anything I had seen in merchant service before, we managed to escape with minimal damage, but we were pushed at least 200 miles off course; and instead of arriving at the Cape on schedule, we found ourselves far to the east of it. Just as the storm, which lasted three nights and two days, began to ease, we spotted a dull red light on the horizon; and since it wasn’t in a part of the sky where you would expect such a sight, nor were we in a latitude where electrical phenomena might occur, we headed towards it, suspecting it would turn out to be exactly what we thought."
"It was a ship on fire!" said Johanna.
"It was a ship on fire!" Johanna exclaimed.
"It was."
"It was."
"Alas! alas! I guessed it. A frightful suspicion from the first crossed my mind. It was a ship on fire, and that ship was—"
"Wow! I knew it. A terrible thought crossed my mind from the beginning. It was a ship on fire, and that ship was—"
The Star was bound upon its adventurous course, although driven far out of it by adverse winds and waves. After about half an hour's sailing we came within sight distinctly of a blazing vessel. We could hear the roar of the flames, and through our glasses we could see them curling up the cordage, and dancing from mast to mast, like fiery serpents, exulting in the destruction they were making. We made all sail, and strained every inch of canvas to reach the ill-fated vessel, for distances at sea that look small are in reality very great, and an hour's hard sailing in a fair wind, with every stitch of canvas set, would not do more than enable us to reach that ill-fated bark; but fancy in an hour what ravages the flames might make! The vessel was doomed. The fiat had gone forth that it was to be among the things that had been; and long before we could reach the spot upon which it floated idly on the now comparatively calm waters, we saw a bright shower of sparks rush up into the air. Then came a loud roaring sound over the surface of the deep, and all was still—the ship had disappeared, and the water closed over it for ever."
The Star was on its adventurous journey, even though it was pushed far off course by strong winds and waves. After about half an hour of sailing, we clearly spotted a burning ship. We could hear the roar of the flames, and through our binoculars, we saw them curling up the rigging and dancing from mast to mast like fiery serpents, reveling in the destruction they were causing. We set all our sails and pushed every inch of canvas to reach the doomed vessel, because distances at sea that seem small are actually quite large, and an hour of hard sailing in a good wind, with every sail set, would only allow us to reach that doomed ship. Just imagine the damage the flames could do in that time! The ship was doomed. It was destined to become a thing of the past; and long before we could reach the spot where it floated aimlessly on the now relatively calm waters, we saw a bright shower of sparks shoot up into the air. Then came a loud roaring sound across the surface of the sea, and all went quiet—the ship had vanished, and the water engulfed it forever.
"But how knew you," said Johanna, as she clasped her hands, and the pallid expression of her countenance betrayed the deep interest she took in the narration, "how knew you that the ship was the Star? might it not have been some other ill-fated vessel that met with so dreadful a fate?"
"But how did you know," said Johanna, as she clasped her hands, her pale expression revealing the deep interest she had in the story, "how did you know that the ship was the Star? Could it not have been some other unfortunate vessel that faced such a terrible fate?"
"I will tell you: although we had seen the ship go down, we kept on our course, straining every effort to reach the spot, with the hope of picking up some of the crew, who surely had made an effort by the boats to leave the burning vessel. The captain of the Indiaman kept his glass at his eye, and presently he said to me,—'There is a floating piece of wreck, and something clinging to it; I know not if there be a man, but what I can perceive seems to me to be the head of a dog.' I looked through the glass myself, and saw the same object; but as we neared it, we found it was a large piece of the wreck, with a dog and a man supported by it, who were clinging with all the energy of desperation. In ten minutes more we had them on board the vessel—the man was the Lieutenant Thornhill I have before mentioned, and the dog belonged to him. He related to us that the ship, we had seen burning was the Star; and that it had never reached its destination, and that he believed all had perished but himself and the dog; for, although one of the boats had been launched, so desperate a rush was made into it by the crew that it had swamped, and all perished. Such was his own state of exhaustion, that, after he had made this short statement, it was some days before he left his hammock; but when he did, and began to mingle with us, we found an intelligent, cheerful companion—such a one, indeed, as we were glad to have on board, and in confidence he related to the captain and myself the object of the voyage of the Star, and the previous particulars with which I have made you acquainted. And then, during a night-watch, when the soft and beautiful moonlight was more than usually inviting, and he and I were on the deck, enjoying the coolness of the night, after the intense heat of the day in the tropics, he said to me,—'I have a very sad mission to perform when I get to London. On board our vessel was a young man named Mark Ingestrie; and some short time before the vessel in which we were went down, he begged of me to call upon a young lady named Johanna Oakley, the daughter of a spectacle-maker in London, providing I should be saved and he perish; and of the latter event, he felt so strong a presentiment that he gave me a string of pearls, which I was to present to her in his name; but where he got them I have not the least idea, for they are of immense value.' Mr. Thornhill showed me the pearls, which were of different sizes, roughly strung together, but of great value; and when we reached the river Thames, which was only three days since, he left us with his dog, carrying his string of pearls with him, to find out where you reside."
"I'll tell you this: even though we saw the ship sink, we stayed on our course, doing everything we could to reach the spot, hoping to rescue some of the crew who must have tried to escape the burning vessel in the lifeboats. The captain of the Indiaman had his telescope to his eye and soon said to me, 'There’s a piece of wreckage floating, and something is clinging to it; I can’t tell if it’s a person, but what I see looks like a dog's head.' I looked through the telescope myself and saw the same thing; but as we got closer, we realized it was a large piece of the wreck with a dog and a man holding on for dear life. In ten more minutes, we had them on board—the man was Lieutenant Thornhill, whom I’ve mentioned before, and the dog was his. He told us that the ship we saw burning was the Star, and it never made it to its destination; he believed everyone had perished except for him and the dog because although one of the lifeboats was launched, the crew made such a desperate rush for it that it capsized, drowning everyone. He was so exhausted that after making this brief statement, he stayed in his hammock for several days. But when he finally started to interact with us, we found him to be an intelligent, cheerful companion—exactly the kind of person we were happy to have on board. In confidence, he shared with the captain and me the purpose of the Star’s voyage and the details I’ve already told you. Then, during a night watch when the soft, beautiful moonlight was especially inviting, and he and I were on deck enjoying the coolness of the night after the intense heat of the tropical day, he said to me, 'I have a very sad task ahead of me when I get to London. On our ship was a young man named Mark Ingestrie; and shortly before our vessel went down, he asked me to visit a young lady named Johanna Oakley, the daughter of a spectacle-maker in London, if I survived and he didn’t. He had such a strong feeling that he wouldn’t make it that he gave me a string of pearls to present to her in his name, but I have no idea where he got them—they're incredibly valuable.' Mr. Thornhill showed me the pearls, which were of different sizes, roughly strung together but worth a lot, and when we reached the River Thames just three days ago, he left us with his dog, taking the string of pearls with him to find out where you live."
"Alas! he never came."
"Sadly, he never came."
"No; from all the inquiries we can make, and all the information we can learn, it seems he disappeared somewhere about Fleet-street."
"No; from all the inquiries we can make and all the information we can gather, it seems he vanished somewhere around Fleet Street."
"Disappeared!"
"Missing!"
"Yes; we can trace him to the Temple-stairs, and from thence to the barber' shop, kept by a man named Sweeny Todd; but beyond there no information of him can be obtained."
"Yes, we can follow his steps to the Temple stairs, and from there to the barber shop run by a guy named Sweeney Todd; but after that, we can't find any information about him."
"Sweeny Todd!"
"Sweeney Todd!"
"Yes; and what makes the affair more extraordinary, is, that neither force nor persuasion will induce Thornhill's dog to leave the place."
"Yes; and what makes this situation even more unusual is that neither force nor persuasion can get Thornhill's dog to leave the place."
"I saw it—I saw the creature, and it looked imploringly, although kindly, in my face; but little did I think, when I paused a moment to look upon that melancholy but faithful animal, that it held a part in my destiny. Oh! Mark Ingestrie, Mark Ingestrie, dare I hope that you live when all else have perished?"
"I saw it—I saw the creature, and it looked at me with a plea, even though it was gentle; but I had no idea, when I stopped for a moment to gaze at that sad yet loyal animal, that it played a role in my fate. Oh! Mark Ingestrie, Mark Ingestrie, can I dare to hope that you are alive while everyone else has perished?"
"I have told you all that I can tell you, and, according as your own judgment may dictate to you, you can encourage hope, or extinguish it for ever. I have kept back nothing from you which can make the affair worse or better—I have added nothing; but you have it simply as it was told to me."
"I’ve shared everything I can with you, and based on your own judgment, you can either nurture hope or let it die forever. I haven’t held back anything that could make the situation better or worse—I haven’t added anything; you have it exactly as it was told to me."
"He is lost—he is lost."
"He's lost—he's lost."
"I am one, lady, who always thinks certainty of any sort preferable to suspense; and although, while there is no positive news of death, the continuance of life ought fairly to be assumed, yet you must perceive, from a review of all the circumstances, upon how very slender a foundation all our hopes must rest."
"I’m someone, ma'am, who always thinks that certainty of any kind is better than suspense; and even though, while there’s no definite news of death, we should reasonably assume life continues, you must see, from looking at all the circumstances, how fragile our hopes really are."
"I have no hope—I have no hope—he is lost to me for ever! It were madness to think he lived. Oh, Mark, Mark! and is this the end of all our fond affection? did I indeed look my last upon that face, when on this spot we parted?"
"I have no hope—I have no hope—he is gone from me forever! It would be madness to think he’s still alive. Oh, Mark, Mark! Is this really the end of all our love? Did I truly see that face for the last time when we parted here?"
"The uncertainty," said Colonel Jeffery, wishing to withdraw as much as possible from a consideration of her own sorrows, "the uncertainty, too, that prevails with regard to the fate of poor Mr. Thornhill, is a sad thing. I much fear that those precious pearls he had, have been seen by some one who has not scrupled to obtain possession of them by his death."
"The uncertainty," Colonel Jeffery said, wanting to distance himself from her own worries, "the uncertainty about what happened to poor Mr. Thornhill is really unfortunate. I'm quite afraid that those precious pearls he owned have been noticed by someone who wouldn't hesitate to take them after his death."
"Yes, it would seem so indeed; but what are pearls to me? Oh! would that they had sunk to the bottom of that Indian sea, from whence they had been plucked. Alas, alas! it has been their thirst for gain that has produced all these evils. We might have been poor here, but we should have been happy. Rich we ought to have been, in contentment; but now all is lost, and the world to me can present nothing that is to be desired, but one small spot large enough to be my grave."
"Yes, it certainly seems that way; but what do pearls mean to me? Oh, if only they had sunk to the bottom of that Indian sea, where they came from. Alas, alas! It’s their greed that has caused all these problems. We could have been poor here, but we would have been happy. We should have found richness in contentment; but now everything is lost, and the world offers me nothing worth wanting, except for a small place big enough to be my grave."
She leant upon the arm of the garden-seat, and gave herself up to such a passion of tears that Colonel Jeffery felt he dared not interrupt her. There is something exceeding sacred about real grief which awes the beholder, and it was with an involuntary feeling of respect that Colonel Jeffery stepped a few paces off, and waited until that burst of agony had passed away. It was during those brief moments that he overheard some words uttered by one who seemed likewise to be suffering from that prolific source of all affliction, disappointed affection. Seated at some short distance was a maiden, and one not young enough to be called a youth, but still not far enough advanced in existence to have had all his better feelings crushed by an admixture with the cold world, and he was listening while the maiden spoke.
She leaned on the arm of the garden seat and allowed herself to cry so deeply that Colonel Jeffery felt he shouldn’t interrupt her. There’s something incredibly sacred about genuine grief that puts the observer in awe, and with an instinctive sense of respect, Colonel Jeffery stepped away a few paces and waited for her burst of pain to pass. During those brief moments, he heard some words spoken by someone else who also seemed to be suffering from that common source of all pain: unrequited love. Sitting a short distance away was a young woman, not quite young enough to be called a girl, but still not old enough to have had all her better feelings worn down by the harsh realities of life, and he listened as she spoke.
"It is the neglect," she said, "which touched me to the heart. But one word spoken or written, one message of affection, to tell me that the memory of a love I thought would be eternal, still lingered in your heart, would have been a world of consolation; but it came not, and all was despair."
"It’s the neglect," she said, "that really got to me. Just one word spoken or written, one message of love, to let me know that the memory of a love I thought would last forever still lived in your heart, would have meant everything; but that never came, and all I felt was despair."
"Listen to me," said her companion, "and if ever in this world you can believe that one who truly loves can be cruel to be kind, believe that I am that one. I yielded for a time to the fascination of a passion which should never have found a home within my heart; but yet it was far more of a sentiment than a passion, inasmuch as never for one moment did an evil thought mingle with its pure aspirations.
"Listen to me," her companion said, "and if you can ever believe that someone who truly loves can be cruel to be kind, know that I am that person. I let myself get caught up in a passion that should never have had a place in my heart; but it was more of a feeling than a passion, because not even for a second did a bad thought mix with its pure intentions.
"It was a dream of joy, which for a time obliterated a remembrance that ought never to have been forgotten; but when I was rudely awakened to the fact that those whose opinions were of importance to your welfare and your happiness knew nothing of love, but in its grossest aspect, it became necessary at once to crush a feeling, which, in its continuance, could shadow forth nothing but evil."
"It was a joyful dream that for a moment erased a memory that should never have been forgotten; but when I was abruptly brought back to the reality that those whose opinions mattered for your well-being and happiness knew nothing of love besides its most basic form, it became clear that I needed to suppress a feeling that, if it continued, could only lead to negativity."
"You may not imagine, and you may never know—for I cannot tell the heart-pangs that it has cost me to persevere in a line of conduct which I felt was due to you—whatever heart-pangs it might cost me. I have been content to imagine that your affection would turn to indifference, perchance to hatred; that a consciousness of being slighted would arouse in your defence all a woman's pride, and that thus you would be lifted above regret. Farewell for ever! I dare not love you honestly and truly; and better is it thus to part than to persevere in a delusive dream that can but terminate in degradation and sadness."
"You might not realize, and you may never know—because I can't express the heartache it's caused me to stick to a path I felt was right for you—despite whatever pain it might bring me. I've managed to think that your love might fade to indifference, maybe even to hatred; that feeling overlooked would trigger all the pride within you, and in that way, you'd rise above any regret. Goodbye forever! I can't love you openly and truly; it's better to part ways like this than to continue holding on to a false dream that can only end in disappointment and sorrow."
"Do you hear those words?" whispered Colonel Jeffery to Johanna. "You perceive that others suffer, and from the same cause, the perils of affection."
"Do you hear those words?" whispered Colonel Jeffery to Johanna. "You realize that others suffer, and for the same reason, the dangers of love."
"I do. I will go home, and pray for strength to maintain my heart against this sad affliction."
"I do. I will go home and pray for the strength to keep my heart strong in the face of this sad situation."
"The course of true love never yet ran smooth; wonder not, therefore, Johanna Oakley, that yours has suffered such a blight. It is the great curse of the highest and noblest feelings of which humanity is capable, that while, under felicitous circumstances, they produce to us an extraordinary amount of happiness; when anything adverse occurs, they are most prolific sources of misery. Shall I accompany you?"
"The path of true love has never been easy; so don't be surprised, Johanna Oakley, that yours has faced such hardships. It's the cruel twist of the strongest and most noble feelings that, while they can bring us immense happiness in the right conditions, when faced with difficulties, they become major sources of pain. Shall I join you?"
Johanna felt grateful for the support of the colonel's arm towards her own home, and as they passed the barber's shop they were surprised to see that the dog and the hat were gone.
Johanna felt thankful for the colonel's arm guiding her home, and as they walked by the barber's shop, they were surprised to see that the dog and the hat were missing.
CHAPTER VII.
THE BARBER AND THE LAPIDARY.
It is night; and a man, one of the most celebrated lapidaries in London, but yet a man frugal withal, although rich, is putting up the shutters of his shop.
It’s nighttime, and a man, one of the most famous jewelers in London, yet a frugal man despite his wealth, is closing up the shutters of his shop.
This lapidary is an old man; his scanty hair is white, and his hands shake as he secures the fastenings, and then, over and over again, feels and shakes each shutter, to be assured that his shop is well secured.
This lapidary is an old man; his thin hair is white, and his hands tremble as he fastens everything up, then repeatedly checks each shutter to make sure his shop is secure.
This shop of his is in Moorfields, then a place very much frequented by dealers in bullion and precious stones. He was about entering his door, just having cast a satisfied look upon the fastening of his shop, when a tall, ungainly-looking man stepped up to him. This man had a three-cornered hat, much too small for him, perched upon the top of his great hideous-looking head, while the coat he wore had ample skirts enough to have made another of ordinary dimensions.
This shop of his is in Moorfields, which was a spot popular with traders in gold and gemstones. He was just about to walk through his door, having taken a pleased glance at the locks on his shop, when a tall, awkward-looking man approached him. This man wore a three-cornered hat that was way too small for his large, unattractive head, while the coat he had on had enough extra fabric to make another coat for someone of average size.
Our readers will have no difficulty in recognising Sweeney Todd, and well might the little old lapidary start as such a very unprepossessing-looking personage addressed him.
Our readers will easily recognize Sweeney Todd, and it’s no surprise that the little old jeweler would be startled when such an unappealing-looking person spoke to him.
"You deal," he said, "in precious stones."
"You deal," he said, "in gemstones."
"Yes, I do," was the reply; "but it's rather late. Do you want to buy or sell?"
"Yeah, I do," was the response; "but it's pretty late. Do you want to buy or sell?"
"To sell."
"To sell."
"Humph! Ah, I dare say it's something not in my line; the only order I get is for pearls, and they are not in the market."
"Humph! Well, I have to admit, this isn't really my thing; the only requests I get are for pearls, and they're not available."
"And I have nothing but pearls to sell," said Sweeney Todd; "I mean to keep all my diamonds, my garnets, topazes, brilliants, emeralds, and rubies."
"And I have nothing but pearls to sell," said Sweeney Todd; "I plan to keep all my diamonds, garnets, topazes, brillants, emeralds, and rubies."
"The deuce you do! Why, you don't mean to say you have any of them? Be off with you! I am too old to joke with, and am waiting for my supper."
"The hell you say! You can’t be serious that you have any of those? Get lost! I’m too old for jokes and am just trying to have my dinner."
"Will you look at the pearls I have?"
"Check out the pearls I have!"
"Little seed pearls, I suppose; they are of no value, and I don't want them, we have plenty of those. It's real, genuine, large pearls we want. Pearls worth thousands."
"Small seed pearls, I guess; they're worthless, and I don't want them, we have a ton of those. What we want are real, genuine, large pearls. Pearls worth thousands."
"Will you look at mine?"
"Can you check mine?"
"No; good night!"
"Nope; good night!"
"Very good; then I will take them to Mr. Coventry up the street. He will, perhaps, deal with me for them if you cannot."
"Alright then; I’ll take them to Mr. Coventry up the street. He might handle it for me if you can’t."
The lapidary hesitated. "Stop," he said; "what's the use of going to Mr. Coventry? he has not the means of purchasing what I can pay present cash for. Come in, come in; I will, at all events, look at what you have for sale."
The jeweler paused. "Hold on," he said; "what's the point of going to Mr. Coventry? He can't afford to buy what I can pay cash for right now. Come in, come in; I’ll at least take a look at what you’re selling."
Thus encouraged, Sweeney Todd entered the little, low, dusky shop, and the lapidary having procured a light, and taken care to keep his customer outside the counter, put on his spectacles, and said—
Thus encouraged, Sweeney Todd walked into the small, dimly lit shop, and the jeweler, after getting a light and making sure to keep his customer away from the counter, put on his glasses and said—
"Now, sir, where are your pearls?"
"Now, sir, where are your pearls?"
"There," said Sweeney Todd, as he laid a string of twenty-four pearls before the lapidary.
"There," said Sweeney Todd as he placed a string of twenty-four pearls in front of the jeweler.
The old man's eyes opened to an enormous width, and he pushed his spectacles right upon his forehead as he glared in the face of Sweeney Todd with undisguised astonishment. Then down came his spectacles again, and taking up the string of pearls he rapidly examined every one of them, after which, he exclaimed,—
The old man's eyes widened, and he pushed his glasses up to his forehead as he stared at Sweeney Todd in complete astonishment. Then he lowered his glasses again and quickly examined each pearl in the string, after which he exclaimed,—
"Real, real, by Heaven! All real!"
"Seriously, I swear! It’s all real!"
Then he pushed his spectacles up again to the top of his head, and took another long stare at Sweeney Todd.
Then he pushed his glasses back up on his head and took another long look at Sweeney Todd.
"I know they are real," said the latter. "Will you deal with me or will you not?"
"I know they’re real," said the latter. "Are you going to work with me or not?"
"Will I deal with you? Yes; I am not quite sure they are real. Let me look again. Oh, I see, counterfeits; but so well done, that really for the curiosity of the thing, I will give fifty pounds for them."
"Will I deal with you? Yes; I'm not entirely convinced they're real. Let me take another look. Oh, I see, fakes; but they're so well done that, out of curiosity, I'll pay fifty pounds for them."
"I am fond of curiosities," said Sweeney Todd, "and as they are not real, I will keep them; they will do for a present to some child or another."
"I like curiosities," said Sweeney Todd, "and since they aren't real, I'll hang on to them; they'll make a great gift for some kid or another."
"What give those to a child? you must be mad—that is to say, not mad, but certainly indiscreet. Come, now, at a word, I'll give you one hundred pounds for them."
"What are you giving those to a child for? You must be crazy—well, not crazy, but definitely foolish. Come on, just say the word, and I’ll give you one hundred pounds for them."
"Hark ye," said Sweeney Todd, "it neither suits my inclination nor my time to stand here chaffing with you. I know the value of the pearls, and, as a matter of ordinary and every-day business, I will sell them to you so that you may get a handsome profit."
"Listen," said Sweeney Todd, "I don't have the desire or the time to stand here chatting with you. I know how valuable the pearls are, and just as a matter of everyday business, I will sell them to you so you can make a nice profit."
"What do you call a handsome profit?"
"What do you call a good-looking profit?"
"The pearls are worth twelve thousand pounds, and I will let you have them for ten. What do you think of that for an offer?"
"The pearls are worth twelve thousand pounds, and I’ll let you have them for ten. What do you think of that as an offer?"
"What odd noise was that?"
"What was that strange noise?"
"Oh, it was only I who laughed. Come, what do you say, at once; are we to do business or are we not?"
"Oh, it was just me who laughed. Come on, what do you say right now; are we going to do business or not?"
"Hark ye, my friend; since you do know the value of your pearls, and this is to be a downright business transaction, I think I can find a customer who will give eleven thousand pounds for them, and if so, I have no objection to give you eight thousand pounds."
"Listen, my friend; since you know the value of your pearls, and this is going to be a straightforward business deal, I believe I can find a buyer who will pay eleven thousand pounds for them, and if that’s the case, I’m happy to offer you eight thousand pounds."
"Give me the eight thousand pounds," said Sweeney Todd, "and let me go. I hate bargaining."
"Give me eight thousand pounds," said Sweeney Todd, "and let me leave. I can't stand haggling."
"Stop a bit; there are some rather important things to consider. You must know, my friend, that a string of pearls of this value are not be bought like a few ounces of old silver of anybody who might come with it. Such a string of pearls as these are like a house, or an estate, and when they change hands, the vendor must give every satisfaction as to how he came by them, and prove how he can give to the purchaser a good right and title to them."
"Hold on a moment; there are some important things to think about. You need to understand, my friend, that a string of pearls worth this much can't be bought like a few ounces of old silver from just anyone who happens to have them. These pearls are like a house or a property, and when they're sold, the seller must provide complete proof of how they acquired them and demonstrate that they can give the buyer a clear right and title to them."
"Pshaw!" said Sweeney Todd, "who will question you, you are well known to be in the trade, and to be continually dealing in such things?"
"Pssh!" said Sweeney Todd, "who would question you? Everyone knows you're in the business and always handling stuff like this."
"That's all very fine; but I don't see why I should give you the full value of an article without evidence as to how you came by it."
"That sounds great, but I don't understand why I should give you the full value of an item without proof of how you got it."
"In other words you mean, you don't care how I came by them, provided I sell them to you at a thief's price, but if I want their value you mean to be particular."
"In other words, you don’t care how I got them, as long as I sell them to you for a cheap price, but if I want to get what they’re worth, you’re going to be difficult."
"My good sir, you may conclude what you like. Show me that you have a right to dispose of the pearls, and you need go no further than my shop for a customer."
"My good sir, you can think whatever you want. Just prove that you have the right to sell the pearls, and you won’t need to look any further than my shop for a buyer."
"I am no disposed to take that trouble, so I shall bid you good night, and if you want any pearls again, I would certainly advise you not to be so wonderfully particular where you get them."
"I’m not really in the mood to deal with that right now, so I’ll say goodnight, and if you want any more pearls, I definitely suggest you not be so incredibly picky about where you get them."
Sweeney Todd strode towards the door, but the lapidary was not going to part with him so easy, so springing over his counter with an agility one would not have expected from so old a man, he was at the door in a moment, and shouted at the top of his lungs—
Sweeney Todd walked confidently towards the door, but the jeweler wasn't going to let him leave so easily. He jumped over his counter with surprising agility for an older man and was at the door in an instant, shouting at the top of his lungs—
"Stop thief! Stop thief! Stop him! There he goes! The big fellow with the three-cornered hat! Stop thief! Stop thief!"
"Stop thief! Stop thief! Stop him! There he goes! The big guy with the three-cornered hat! Stop thief! Stop thief!"
These cries, uttered with great vehemence as they were, could not be totally ineffectual, but they roused the whole neighbourhood, and before Sweeney Todd had proceeded many yards a man made an attempt to collar him, but was repulsed by such a terrific blow in the face, that another person, who had run half-way across the road with a similar object, turned and went back again, thinking it scarcely prudent to risk his own safety in apprehending a criminal for the good of the public. Having got rid thus of one of his foes, Sweeney Todd, with an inward determination to come back some day and be the death of the old lapidary, looked anxiously about for some court down which he could plunge, and so get out of sight of the many pursuers who were sure to attack him in the public streets. His ignorance of the locality, however, was a great bar to such a proceeding, for the great dread he had was, that he might get down some blind alley, and so be completely caged, and at the mercy of those who followed him. He pelted on at a tremendous speed, but it was quite astonishing to see how the little old lapidary ran after him, falling down every now and then, and never stopping to pick himself up, as people say, but rolling on and getting on his feet in some miraculous manner, that was quite wonderful to behold, particularly in one so aged and so apparently unable to undertake any active exertion. There was one thing, however, he could not continue doing, and that was to cry "stop thief!" for he had lost his wind, and was quite incapable of uttering a word. How long he would have continued the chase is doubtful, but his career was suddenly put an end to, as regards that, by tripping his foot over a projecting stone in the pavement, and shooting headlong down a cellar which was open. But abler persons than the little old lapidary had taken up the chase, and Sweeney Todd was hard pressed; and, although he ran very fast, the provoking thing was, that in consequence of the cries and shouts of his pursuers, new people took up the chase, who were fresh and vigorous and close to him. There is something awful in seeing a human being thus hunted by his fellows; and although we can have no sympathy with such a man as Sweeney Todd, because, from all that has happened, we begin to have some very horrible suspicion concerning him, still, as a general principle, it does not decrease the fact, that it is a dreadful thing to see a human being hunted through the streets. On he flew at the top of his speed, striking down whoever opposed him, until at last many who could have outrun him gave up the chase, not liking to encounter the knock-down blow which such a hand as his seemed capable of inflicting. His teeth were set, and his breathing became short and laborious, just as a man sprung out at a shop-door and succeeded in laying hold of him.
These shouts, shouted with intense emotion, couldn't have gone unnoticed. They stirred the entire neighborhood, and before Sweeney Todd had gone very far, a man tried to grab him but was knocked back with such a powerful punch to the face that another person, who had run halfway across the street with the same intention, turned around and walked away, deciding it wasn't worth risking his own safety to catch a criminal for the public good. After getting rid of one attacker, Sweeney Todd, determined to return one day and take care of the old jeweler, looked around frantically for an alley to escape into, hoping to avoid the crowd of pursuers who would soon be after him in the streets. However, his unfamiliarity with the area made this difficult; he was extremely worried about ending up in a dead-end alley, trapping him completely and leaving him at the mercy of those chasing him. He dashed away at an incredible speed, but it was remarkable to see the little old jeweler chasing after him, falling now and then but never stopping to get back up, rolling and miraculously finding his feet again, which was astonishing for someone so elderly and seemingly incapable of such vigorous movement. There was one thing he couldn't keep doing, though, and that was shouting "stop thief!" because he was out of breath and unable to utter a word. How long he would have kept chasing is uncertain, but his pursuit abruptly ended when he tripped over a protruding stone in the pavement and tumbled headfirst down an open cellar. But more capable people than the little old jeweler had taken up the chase, and Sweeney Todd was under serious pressure; even though he ran very fast, the frustrating part was that thanks to the cries and shouts of his pursuers, fresh, energetic people joined the chase, closing in on him. It's terrifying to witness someone being hunted by others; and although we can't sympathize with someone like Sweeney Todd, given the horrible suspicions we have about him from everything that's happened, it’s still a tragic sight to see any human being chased through the streets. He sprinted at full speed, taking down anyone who stood in his way, until finally, many who could have outrun him gave up the chase, not wanting to face the brutal blow that someone like him seemed capable of delivering. His teeth were clenched, and his breathing was quick and labored when suddenly a man sprang out from a shop door and managed to grab hold of him.
"I have got you, have I?" he said.
"I've got you, haven't I?" he said.
Sweeney Todd uttered not a word, but, putting forth an amount of strength that was perfectly prodigious, he seized the man by a great handful of his hair, and by his clothes behind, and flung him through a shop-window, smashing glass, framework, and everything in its progress. The man gave a shriek, for it was his own shop, and he was a dealer in fancy goods of the most flimsy texture, so that the smash with which he came down among his stock-in-trade, produced at once what the haberdashers are so delighted with in the present day, namely, a ruinous sacrifice. This occurrence had a great effect upon Sweeney Todd's pursuers; it taught them the practical wisdom of not interfering with a man possessed evidently of such tremendous powers of mischief, and consequently, as just about this period the defeat of the little lapidary took place, he got considerably the start of his pursuers. He was by no means safe. The cry of "stop thief!" still sounded in his ears, and on he flew, panting with the exertion he made, till he heard a man behind him, say,—
Sweeney Todd said nothing, but with an impressive display of strength, he grabbed the man by a large handful of his hair and his clothes from behind, and threw him through a shop window, shattering glass, frame, and everything in the way. The man let out a scream, for it was his shop, where he sold delicate fancy goods, so the crash when he landed among his merchandise created exactly what modern haberdashers love: a disastrous loss. This incident had a big impact on Sweeney Todd's pursuers; it taught them the practical lesson of staying out of the way of someone clearly capable of such incredible chaos, and just around that time, as the little jeweler was defeated, Todd gained a significant lead over those chasing him. He was far from safe. The shout of "stop thief!" still echoed in his ears, and he dashed on, breathing heavily from the effort, until he heard a man behind him say,—
"Turn into the second court on your right, and you will be safe—I'll follow you. They shan't nab you, if I can help it."
"Take the second courtyard on your right, and you’ll be safe—I’ll follow you. They won't catch you, if I can do anything about it."
Sweeney Todd had not much confidence in human nature—it was not likely he would; but, panting and exhausted as he was, the voice of any one speaking in friendly accents was welcome, and, rather impulsively than from reflection, he darted down the second court to his right.
Sweeney Todd didn't have much faith in people—it was unlikely he would; but, panting and worn out as he was, any friendly voice was a relief. So, more out of impulse than thought, he rushed down the second alley on his right.
CHAPTER VIII.
THE THIEVES' HOME.
In a very few minutes Sweeney Todd found that this court had no thoroughfare, and therefore there was no outlet or escape, but he immediately concluded that something more was to be found than was at first sight to be seen, and casting a furtive glance beside him in the direction in which he had come, rested his hand upon a door which stood close by. The door gave way, and Sweeney Todd, hearing, as he imagined, a noise in the street, dashed in, and closed the door, and then he, heedless of all consequences, walked to the end of a long dirty passage, and, pushing open a door, descended a short flight of steps, to the bottom of which he had scarcely got, when the door which faced him at the bottom of the steps opened by some hand, and he suddenly found himself in the presence of a number of men seated round a large table. In an instant all eyes were turned towards Sweeney Todd, who was quite unprepared for such a scene, and for a minute he knew not what to say; but, as indecision was not Sweeney Todd's characteristic, he at once advanced to the table and sat down. There was some surprise evinced by the persons who were seated in that room, of whom there were many more than a score, and much talking was going on among them, which did not appear to cease on his entrance. Those who were near him looked hard at him, but nothing was said for some minutes, and Sweeney Todd looked about to understand, if he could, how he was placed, though it could not be much a matter of doubt as to the character of the individuals present.
In just a few minutes, Sweeney Todd realized that this area had no way out, meaning there was no escape. But he quickly figured that there was more to discover than it first seemed. After glancing sideways at the path he came from, he put his hand on a nearby door. The door opened, and hearing what he thought was a noise from the street, Sweeney Todd rushed in and shut the door behind him. Ignoring any possible consequences, he walked down a long, dirty hallway and pushed open another door. He had barely reached the bottom of the short flight of steps when a door at the end opened, revealing several men gathered around a large table. Instantly, all eyes turned to Sweeney Todd, who was completely caught off guard by the scene and couldn’t think of what to say at first. However, since indecision wasn’t typical for him, he confidently walked up to the table and took a seat. The people in the room, more than twenty of them, showed some surprise, but their chatter didn’t stop when he arrived. Those sitting close to him stared intently, yet no one spoke for several minutes. Sweeney Todd looked around, trying to figure out his situation, though it was pretty clear what kind of individuals were present.
Their looks were often an index to their vocations, for all grades of the worst of characters were there, and some of them were by no means complimentary to human nature, for there were some of the most desperate characters that were to be found in London. Sweeney Todd gave a glance around him, and at once satisfied himself of the desperate nature of the assembly into which he had thrust himself. They were dressed in various fashions, some after the manner of the city—some more gay, and some half military, while not a few wore the garb of countrymen; but there was in all that an air of scampish, off-hand behaviour, not unmixed with brutality.
Their appearances often reflected their jobs, as all kinds of the worst characters were present, and some were definitely unflattering to humanity, with some of the most desperate individuals found in London. Sweeney Todd glanced around and quickly assessed the rough nature of the crowd he had entered. They were dressed in various styles, some in the city fashion, some more flamboyant, and others in half-military attire, while a few were in country garb; yet all displayed a casual, rebellious attitude mixed with a hint of brutality.
"Friend," said one, who sat near him, "how came you here; are you known here?"
"Friend," said one who was sitting nearby, "how did you get here? Do you have any connections here?"
"I came here, because I found the door open, and I was told by some one to come here, as I was pursued."
"I came here because I found the door open, and someone told me to come here since I was being followed."
"Pursued?"
"Chased?"
"Ay, some one running after me, you know."
"Ay, someone is chasing me, you know."
"I know what being pursued is," replied the man, "and yet I know nothing of you."
"I understand what it means to be chased," the man replied, "but I still know nothing about you."
"That is not at all astonishing," said Sweeney, "seeing that I never saw you before, nor you me; but that makes no difference. I'm in difficulties, and I suppose a man may do his best to escape the consequences?"
"That's not surprising at all," said Sweeney, "considering I've never seen you before, and you've never seen me; but that doesn't matter. I'm in a tough spot, and I guess a person can try his best to avoid the fallout?"
"Yes, he may, yet that is no reason why he should come here; this is the place for free friends, who know and aid one another."
"Yes, he might, but that doesn't mean he should come here; this is a place for true friends who know and support each other."
"And such I am willing to be; but at the same time I must have a beginning. I cannot be initiated without some one introducing me. I have sought protection, and I have found it; if there be any objection to my remaining here any longer, I will leave."
"And I’m willing to be that way; but at the same time, I need a starting point. I can’t get initiated without someone introducing me. I’ve looked for support, and I’ve found it; if there’s any issue with me staying here any longer, I’ll leave."
"No, no," said a tall man on the other side of the table, "I have heard what you have said, and we do not usually allow any such things; you have come here unasked, and now we must have a little explanation—our own safety may demand it; at all events we have our customs, and they must be complied with."
"No, no," said a tall man on the other side of the table, "I’ve heard what you said, and we don’t usually allow stuff like this; you came here without an invitation, and now we need a bit of an explanation—our safety could depend on it; in any case, we have our rules, and you have to follow them."
"And what are your customs?" demanded Todd.
"And what are your customs?" Todd asked.
"This: you must answer the question which we shall propound unto you; now answer truly what we shall ask of you."
"This: you need to answer the question we’re going to ask you; now respond honestly to what we’re about to ask."
"Speak," said Todd, "and I will answer all that you propose to me, if possible."
"Go ahead," Todd said, "and I’ll answer everything you ask me, if I can."
"We will not tax you too hardly, depend upon it: who are you?"
"We won't tax you too heavily, trust me: who are you?"
"Candidly, then," said Todd, "that's a question I do not like to answer, nor do I think it is one that you ought to ask. It is an inconvenient thing to name oneself—you must pass by that inquiry."
"Honestly, then," Todd said, "that's a question I really don't want to answer, and I don't think it's one you should ask either. It's an awkward thing to label yourself—you should skip that question."
"Shall we do so?" inquired the interrogator of those around him, and gathering his cue from their looks, he, after a brief space, continued—
"Should we go ahead?" the interrogator asked those around him, and reading their expressions, he paused for a moment before continuing—
"Well, we will pass over that, seeing it is not necessary, but you must tell us what you are—cutpurse, footpad, or what not?"
"Well, let's skip that since it’s not important, but you need to tell us what you are—thief, mugger, or something else?"
"I am neither."
"I'm neither."
"Then tell us in your own words," said the man, "and be candid with us. What are you?"
"Then tell us in your own words," the man said, "and be honest with us. What are you?"
"I am an artificial pearl-maker—or sham pearl-maker, whichever way you please to call it."
"I am an artificial pearl maker—or a fake pearl maker, whichever you prefer to call it."
"A sham pearl-maker! that may be an honest trade for all we know, and that will hardly be your passport to our house, friend sham pearl-maker!"
"A fake pearl-maker! That might be an honest job for all we know, but it definitely won’t get you into our home, friend fake pearl-maker!"
"That may be as you say," replied Todd, "but I will challenge any man to equal me in my calling. I have made pearls that would pass with almost a lapidary, and which would pass with nearly all the nobility."
"That might be true," Todd replied, "but I dare anyone to match my skills in my trade. I've created pearls that could easily impress even a gem expert, and that would be accepted by nearly all the nobility."
"I begin to understand you, friend; but I would wish to have some proof of what you say; we may hear a very good tale, and yet none of it shall be true; we are not men to be made dupes of, besides, there are enough to take vengeance, if we desire it."
"I'm starting to understand you, my friend; but I’d like some proof of what you’re saying. We can hear a great story, but that doesn’t mean it’s true. We're not the kind of people to be fooled; besides, there are enough people who will take revenge if we want it."
"Ay, to be sure there is," said a gruff voice from the other end of the table, which was echoed from one to the other, till it came to the top of the table.
"Yeah, there definitely is," said a gruff voice from the other end of the table, and it was repeated from one person to another until it reached the head of the table.
"Proof! proof! proof!" now resounded from one end of the room to the other.
"Proof! proof! proof!" now echoed from one side of the room to the other.
"My friends," said Sweeney Todd, rising up, and advancing to the table, and thrusting his hand into his bosom and drawing out the string of twenty-four pearls, "I challenge you, or any one, to make a set of artificial pearls equal to these; they are my make, and I'll stand to it in any reasonable sum, that you cannot bring a man who shall beat me in my calling."
"My friends," said Sweeney Todd, standing up and moving to the table, reaching into his chest and pulling out a string of twenty-four pearls, "I challenge you, or anyone, to create a set of artificial pearls that matches these; I made them myself, and I bet any reasonable amount that you can’t find anyone who can outdo me in my trade."
"Just hand them to me," said the man who had made himself interrogator.
"Just give them to me," said the man who had taken on the role of interrogator.
Sweeney Todd threw the pearls on the table carelessly, and then said—
Sweeney Todd tossed the pearls onto the table without a second thought and then said—
"There, look at them well, they'll bear it, and I reckon, though there may be some good judges amongst you, that you cannot any of you tell them from real pearls, if you had not been told so."
"There, take a good look at them; they'll hold up just fine. And I bet that even if some of you think you’re good judges, you wouldn't be able to tell them apart from real pearls if you hadn't been told."
"Oh, yes, we know pretty well," said the man, "what these things are, we have now and then a good string in our possession, and that helps us to judge of them. Well, this is certainly a good imitation."
"Oh, yeah, we know pretty well," said the man, "what these things are. Every now and then, we have a good one in our possession, which helps us evaluate them. Well, this is definitely a good imitation."
"Let me see it," said a fat man: "I was bred a jeweller, and I might say born, only I couldn't stick to it; nobody likes working for years upon little pay, and no fun with the gals. I say, hand it here!"
"Let me see it," said a heavyset man. "I was trained as a jeweler, and I might as well say I was born into it, but I couldn't stick with it. Nobody wants to work for years with little pay and no fun with the girls. I say, give it to me!"
"Well," said Todd, "if you or anybody ever produced as good an imitation, I'll swallow the whole string; and knowing there's poison in the composition, it would not be a comfortable thing to think of."
"Well," Todd said, "if you or anyone ever made an imitation as good as that, I’d eat the whole thing; and knowing there’s poison in it would definitely not be a comforting thought."
"Certainly not," said the big man, "certainly not, but hand them over, and I'll tell you all about it."
"Definitely not," said the big man, "definitely not, but give them to me, and I'll fill you in on everything."
The pearls were given into his hands; and Sweeney Todd felt some misgivings about his precious charge, and yet he showed it not, for he turned to the man who sat beside him, saying—
The pearls were placed in his hands, and Sweeney Todd had some doubts about his valuable responsibility, but he didn't show it. Instead, he turned to the man sitting next to him and said—
"If he can tell true pearls from them, he knows more than I think he does, for I am a maker, and have often had the true pearl in my hand."
"If he can tell real pearls from those, he knows more than I think he does, because I am a maker and have often held the real pearl in my hand."
"And I suppose," said the man, "you have tried your hand at putting the one for the other, and so doing your confiding customers."
"And I guess," said the man, "you've given it a shot at switching one for the other, and in doing so, you're betraying your trusting customers."
"Yes, yes, that is the dodge, I can see very well," said another man, winking at the first; "and a good one too, I have known them do so with diamonds."
"Yeah, yeah, I get it, that's the trick," said another guy, winking at the first. "And it's a clever one too; I've seen them pull that with diamonds."
"Yes, but never with pearls; however, there are some trades that it is desirable to know."
"Yes, but never with pearls; still, there are some skills that it's good to be familiar with."
"You're right."
"You’re correct."
The fat man now carefully examined the pearls, set them down on the table, and looked hard at them.
The overweight man now closely inspected the pearls, placed them on the table, and scrutinized them intently.
"There now, I told you I could bother you. You are not so good a judge that you would not have known, if you had not been told they were sham pearls, but what they were real."
"There, I told you I could annoy you. You're not such a good judge that you wouldn't have known, if no one had said they were fake pearls, that they were real."
"I must say, you have produced the best imitations I have ever seen. Why you ought to make your fortune in a few years—a handsome fortune!"
"I have to say, you have created the best imitations I've ever seen. You should be able to make a fortune in just a few years—a nice fortune!"
"So I should, but for one thing."
"So I should, but for one reason."
"And what is that?"
"And what’s that?"
"The difficulty," said Todd, "of getting rid of them; if you ask anything below their value, you are suspected, and you run the chance of being stopped and losing them at the least, and perhaps entail a prosecution."
"The problem," Todd said, "of getting rid of them; if you ask for anything less than their worth, you’ll be seen as suspicious, and you risk being stopped and losing them at best, and possibly facing legal action."
"Very true; but there is risk in everything; we all run risks; but then the harvest!"
"That's true; but there's risk in everything; we all take risks; but think about the reward!"
"That may be," said Todd, "but this is peculiarly dangerous. I have not the means of getting introduction to the nobility themselves, and if I had I should be doubted, for they would say a working man cannot come honestly by such valuable things, and then I must concoct a tale to escape the Mayor of London."
"That might be true," Todd said, "but this is especially risky. I don’t have a way to get introduced to the nobility themselves, and even if I did, they would be suspicious, thinking a working man couldn’t honestly have such valuable things. Then I’d have to come up with a story to avoid getting into trouble with the Mayor of London."
"Ha!—ha!—ha!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"Well, then, you can take them to a goldsmith."
"Well, you can take them to a goldsmith."
"There are not many of them who would do so: they would not deal in them; and, moreover, I have been to one or two of them; as for a lapidary, why, he is not so easily cheated."
"There aren’t many who would do that; they wouldn’t handle those things. Plus, I’ve been to a couple of them; as for a gem dealer, well, he’s not so easily deceived."
"Have you tried?"
"Have you given it a shot?"
"I did, and had to make the best of my way out, pursued as quickly as they could run, and I thought at one time I must have been stopped, but a few lucky turns brought me clear, when I was told to turn up this court; and I came in here."
"I did, and had to make the best of my escape, chased as fast as they could run. At one point, I thought I was cornered, but a few lucky turns got me away clean, when I was instructed to head up this alley; and I arrived here."
"Well," said one man, who had been examining the pearls, "and did the lapidary find out they were not real?"
"Well," said one man, who had been looking at the pearls, "did the gem cutter find out they weren't real?"
"Yes, he did; and he wanted to stop me and the string together, for trying to impose upon him; however, I made a rush at the door, which he tried to shut, but I was the stronger man, and here I am."
"Yes, he did; and he wanted to stop me and the others from trying to take advantage of him; however, I charged at the door, which he tried to close, but I was stronger, and here I am."
"It has been a close chance for you," said one.
"It was a close call for you," said one.
"Yes, it just has," replied Sweeney, taking up the string of pearls, which he replaced in his clothes, and continued to converse with some of those around him.
"Yeah, it really has," replied Sweeney, picking up the string of pearls, which he put back in his clothes, and kept talking with some of the people around him.
Things now subsided into their general course; and little notice was taken of Sweeney. There was some drink on the board, of which all partook. Sweeney had some, too, and took the precaution of emptying his pockets before them all, and gave them a share of his money to pay his footing. This was policy, and they all drank to his success, and were very good companions. Sweeney, however, was desirous of getting out as soon as he could, and more than once cast his eyes towards the door; but he saw there were eyes upon him, and dared not excite suspicion, for he might undo all that he had done. To lose the precious treasure he possessed would be maddening; he had succeeded to admiration in inducing the belief that what he showed them was merely a counterfeit; but he knew so well that they were real, and that a latent feeling that they were humbugged might be hanging about; and that the first suspicious movement he would be watched, and some desperate attempt made to make him give them up. It was with no small violence to his own feelings that he listened to their conversation, and appeared to take an interest in their proceedings.
Things settled back into their usual routine, and Sweeney was barely noticed. There was some alcohol on the table that everyone shared. Sweeney had some too, and he took the precaution of emptying his pockets in front of everyone, giving them a portion of his money to cover his expenses. This was smart, and they all toasted to his success and acted like good friends. However, Sweeney wanted to leave as soon as possible and glanced at the door several times; but he noticed he was being watched and didn’t want to raise any suspicion, since that could ruin everything he had worked for. Losing the valuable item he had would drive him insane; he had brilliantly convinced them that what he showed them was just a fake, but he knew the truth—that it was real, and there might be an underlying feeling that they had been tricked. The moment he showed any hint of nerves, he would be closely observed, and someone might even try to force him to give it up. It took considerable effort for him to listen to their chatter and pretend to be interested in what they were doing.
"Well," said one, who sat next him, "I'm just off for the north-road."
"Well," said the one sitting next to him, "I'm heading up the north road."
"Any fortune there?"
"Any luck there?"
"Not much; and yet I mustn't complain: these last three weeks, the best I have had has been two sixties."
"Not much; but I shouldn't complain: these last three weeks, the best I've done is two sixties."
"Well, that would do very well."
"Sounds awesome!"
"Yes, the last man I stopped was a regular looby Londoner; he appeared like a don, complete tip-top man of fashion; but, Lord! when I came to look over him, he hadn't as much as would carry me twenty-four miles on the road."
"Yeah, the last guy I stopped was just a typical posh Londoner; he looked like a big deal, a total fashionista; but, wow! when I checked him out more closely, he barely had enough money to get me twenty-four miles down the road."
"Indeed! don't you think he had any hidden about him?—they do do so now."
"Definitely! Don't you think he had any secrets? They really do that now."
"Ah, ah!" returned another, "well said, old fellow; 'tis a true remark, that we can't always judge a man from appearances. Lor! bless me, now, who'd 'a thought your swell cove proved to be out o' luck? Well, I'm sorry for you; but you know 'tis a long lane that has no turning, as Mr. Somebody says—so, perhaps, you'll be more fortunate another time. But come, cheer up, whilst I relate an adventure that occurred a little time ago; 'twas a slice of good luck, I assure you, for I had no difficulty in bouncing my victim, out of a good swag of tin; for you know farmers returning from market are not always too wary and careful, especially as the lots of wine they take at the market dinners make the cosy old boys ripe and mellow for sleep. Well, I met one of these jolly gentlemen, mounted on horseback, who declared he had nothing but a few paltry guineas about him; however, that would not do—I searched him, and found a hundred and four pounds secreted about his person."
"Ah, ah!" replied another, "well said, old friend; it’s true what they say, that we can’t always judge a person by their looks. Goodness, who would’ve thought your fancy guy turned out to be down on his luck? I feel for you, but you know it’s a long road that doesn’t change direction, as Mr. Somebody says—so maybe you’ll have better luck next time. But come on, cheer up while I share an adventure that happened not long ago; it was quite a lucky break, I promise you, because I easily managed to con my target out of a nice stash of cash; after all, farmers coming back from the market aren’t always too cautious, especially since the wine they enjoy at market dinners makes the cheerful old guys drowsy and ready for a nap. So, I ran into one of these happy gentlemen on horseback, who said he had nothing but a few measly guineas on him; however, that wasn’t going to work—I searched him and found a hundred and four pounds hidden on him."
"Where did you find it?"
"Where did you get it?"
"About him. I tore his clothes to ribands. A pretty figure he looked upon horseback, I assure you. By Jove, I could hardly help laughing; in fact, I did laugh at him, which so enraged him, that he immediately threatened to horse-whip me, and yet he dared not defend his money; but I threatened to shoot him, and that soon brought him to his senses."
"About him. I ripped his clothes into shreds. He looked quite a sight on horseback, I swear. Honestly, I could barely hold back my laughter; in fact, I did laugh at him, which made him so furious that he instantly threatened to whip me with his horse's reins. Yet, he still didn’t dare to defend his money, but when I threatened to shoot him, that quickly made him come to his senses."
"I should imagine so. Did you ever have a fight for it?" inquired Sweeney Todd.
"I guess so. Did you ever fight for it?" asked Sweeney Todd.
"Yes, several times. Ah! it's by no means an easy life, you may depend. It is free, but dangerous. I have been fired at six or seven times."
"Yes, several times. Ah! It's definitely not an easy life, believe me. It’s free, but risky. I’ve been shot at six or seven times."
"So many?"
"So many?"
"Yes. I was near York once, when I stopped a gentleman; I thought him an easy conquest, but not as he turned out, for he was a regular devil."
"Yeah. I was close to York once when I approached a guy; I thought he’d be an easy win, but he turned out to be a real nightmare."
"Resisted you?"
"Did you resist?"
"Yes, he did. I was coming along when I met him, and I demanded his money. 'I can keep it myself,' he said, 'and do not want any assistance to take care of it.'"
"Yes, he did. I was walking by when I ran into him, and I demanded his money. 'I can take care of it myself,' he said, 'and I don't need any help.'"
"But I want it," said I; "your money or your life."
"But I want it," I said; "your money or your life."
"You must have both, for we are not to be parted," he said, presenting his pistol at me; "and then I had only time to escape from the effect of the shot. I struck the pistol up with my riding-whip, and the bullet passed by my temples, and almost stunned me. I cocked and fired; he did the same, but I hit him, and he fell. He fired, however, but missed me. I was down upon him; he begged hard for life."
"You need to have both, because we can’t be separated," he said, aiming his pistol at me; "and I only had time to dodge the shot. I knocked the pistol up with my riding whip, and the bullet whizzed past my head, almost knocking me out. I cocked the gun and fired; he did the same, but I got him, and he went down. He shot again, but missed me. I was on top of him; he pleaded desperately for his life."
"Did you give it him?"
"Did you give it to him?"
"Yes; I dragged him to the side of the road, and then left him. Having done so much, I mounted my horse and came away as fast as I could, and then I made for London, and spent a merry day or two there."
"Yeah, I pulled him to the side of the road and then just left him there. After doing that, I got on my horse and took off as quickly as I could, heading for London, where I enjoyed a fun day or two."
"I can imagine you must enjoy your trips into the country, and then you must have still greater relish for the change when you come to London—the change is so great and so entire."
"I can imagine you really enjoy your trips to the countryside, and you must appreciate the change even more when you get to London—the difference is so vast and complete."
"So it is; but have you never any run of luck in your line? I should think you must at times succeed in tricking the public."
"So that's how it is; but don't you ever have any lucky breaks in your field? I would assume you must occasionally manage to fool the public."
"Yes, yes," said Todd, "now and then we do—but I tell you it is only now and then; and I have been afraid of doing too much. In small sums I have been a gainer; but I want to do something grand. I tried it on, but at the same time I have failed."
"Yeah, yeah," Todd said, "every now and then we do—but I promise you it's only sometimes; and I've been worried about going overboard. In little amounts, I've had some success; but I want to accomplish something big. I gave it a shot, but at the same time I've come up short."
"That is bad; but you may have more opportunities by and by. Luck is all chance."
"That's unfortunate, but you might have more chances later on. Luck is just a matter of chance."
"Yes," said Todd, "that is true, but the sooner the better, for I am growing impatient."
"Yeah," Todd said, "that's true, but the sooner, the better because I'm getting impatient."
Conversation now went on; each man speaking of his exploits, which were always some species of rascality and robbery, accompanied by violence generally; some were midnight robbers and breakers into people's houses; in fact, all the crimes that could be imagined. This place was, in fact, a complete house of rendezvous for thieves, cutpurses, highwaymen, footpads, and burglars of every grade and description—a formidable set of men of the most determined and desperate appearance. Sweeney Todd hardly knew how to rise and leave the place, though it was now growing very late, and he was most anxious to get safe out of the den he was in; but how to do that, was a problem yet to be solved.
Conversation continued, with each man sharing stories of his exploits, which were usually some form of trickery and theft, often involving violence. Some were midnight robbers and home invaders; in fact, they imagined every crime possible. This place was essentially a hangout for thieves, pickpockets, highwaymen, muggers, and burglars of all kinds—a daunting group of men with a resolute and dangerous look. Sweeney Todd barely knew how to stand up and leave, even though it was getting very late, and he was extremely eager to escape the place he was in; but figuring out how to do that was still a puzzle to solve.
"What is the time?" he muttered to the man next to him.
"What time is it?" he murmured to the guy next to him.
"Past midnight," was the reply.
"After midnight," was the reply.
"Then I must leave here," he answered, "for I have work that I must be at in a very short time, and I shall not have too much time."
"Then I have to leave here," he replied, "because I have work I need to get to very soon, and I won’t have a lot of time."
So saying he watched his opportunity, and rising, walked up to the door, which he opened and went out; after that he walked up the five steps that led to the passage, and this latter had hardly been gained when the street-door opened, and another man came in at the same moment, and met him face to face.
So saying, he seized his chance, stood up, walked to the door, opened it, and stepped outside. After that, he climbed the five steps that led to the hallway, and he had hardly reached it when the street door swung open, and another man came in at the same moment, facing him directly.
"What do you do here?"
"What do you do?"
"I am going out," said Sweeney Todd.
"I’m going out," said Sweeney Todd.
"You are going back; come back with me."
"You’re going back; come back with me."
"I will not," said Todd. "You must be a better man than I am, if you make me; I'll do my best to resist your attack, if you intend one."
"I won't," said Todd. "You must be a better man than I am if you can force me; I'll do my best to fight back if you're planning to."
"That I do," replied the man; and he made a determined rush upon Sweeney, who was scarcely prepared for such a sudden onslaught, and was pushed back till he came to the head of the stairs, where a struggle took place, and both rolled down the steps. The door was thrown open, and every one rushed out to see what was the matter, but it was some moments before they could make it out.
"Absolutely," replied the man, charging at Sweeney, who was caught off guard by the sudden attack and was pushed back until he reached the top of the stairs, where a struggle ensued, and both tumbled down the steps. The door flung open, and everyone rushed out to see what was happening, but it took a few moments for them to understand the situation.
"What does he do here?" said the first, as soon as he could speak, and pointing to Sweeney Todd.
"What is he doing here?" said the first, as soon as he could speak, pointing at Sweeney Todd.
"It's all right."
"It's okay."
"All wrong, I say."
"Everything's wrong, I say."
"He's a sham-pearl maker, and has shown us a string of sham pearls that are beautiful."
"He's a fake pearl maker and has shown us a string of gorgeous fake pearls."
"Psha!"
"Psh!"
"I will insist upon seeing them; give them to me," he said, "or you do not leave this place."
"I’m going to insist on seeing them; hand them over to me," he said, "or you’re not leaving this place."
"I will not," said Sweeney.
"I won't," said Sweeney.
"You must. Here, help me—but I don't want help, I can do it by myself."
"You have to. Come on, help me—but I don’t want help, I can handle it on my own."
As he spoke, he made a desperate attempt to collar Sweeney and pull him to the earth, but he had miscalculated his strength when he imagined that he was superior to Todd, who was by far the more powerful man of the two, and resisted the attack with success. Suddenly, by an Herculean effort, he caught his adversary below the waist, and lifting him up, he threw him upon the floor with great force; and then, not wishing to see how the gang would take this—whether they would take the part of their companion or of himself he knew not—he thought he had an advantage in the distance, and he rushed up stairs as fast as he could, and reached the door before they could overtake him to prevent him. Indeed, for more than a minute they were irresolute what to do; but they were somehow prejudicial in favour of their companion, and they rushed up after Sweeney just as he had got to the door. He would have had time to escape them, but, by some means, the door became fast, and he could not open it, exert himself how he would. There was no time to lose; they were coming to the head of the stairs, and Sweeney had hardly time to reach the stairs, to fly upwards, when he felt himself grasped by the throat. This he soon released himself from; for he struck the man who seized him a heavy blow, and he fell backwards, and Todd found his way up to the first floor, but he was closely pursued. Here was another struggle; and again Sweeney Todd was the victor, but he was hard pressed by those who followed him—fortunately for him there was a mop left in a pail of water, this he seized hold of, and, swinging it over his head, he brought it full on the head of the first man who came near him. Dab it came, soft and wet, and splashed over some others who were close at hand. It is astonishing what an effect a new weapon will sometimes have. There was not a man among them, who would not have faced danger in more ways than one, that would not have rushed headlong upon deadly and destructive weapons, but who were quite awed when a heavy wet mop was dashed into their faces. They were completely paralysed for a moment; indeed, they began to look upon it as something between a joke and a serious matter and either would have been taken just as they might be termed.
As he spoke, he made a desperate effort to grab Sweeney and bring him down, but he had overestimated his own strength, thinking he was stronger than Todd, who was clearly the more powerful of the two and successfully resisted the attack. Suddenly, with a superhuman effort, he caught his opponent below the waist, lifted him up, and slammed him onto the floor with great force. Not wanting to see how the gang would react—whether they would side with their friend or with him—he felt he had an advantage in the distance and rushed upstairs as fast as he could, reaching the door before they could catch up and stop him. For more than a minute, they hesitated about what to do; however, they were somehow biased in favor of their companion and rushed up after Sweeney just as he got to the door. He would have had time to escape, but somehow the door had locked, and he couldn’t get it open, no matter how hard he tried. There wasn’t much time left; they were nearing the top of the stairs, and just when Sweeney was about to climb the stairs to escape upward, he felt someone grab his throat. He quickly freed himself from that grip; he hit the man who seized him with a heavy blow, causing him to fall backward. Todd made it to the first floor, but he was closely pursued. Another struggle broke out, and once again Sweeney Todd came out on top, but he was being pressured hard by those following him. Luckily for him, there was a mop left in a bucket of water, which he grabbed. Swinging it over his head, he brought it crashing down on the first man who got close to him. The wet mop landed with a thud, splashing some others nearby. It’s surprising how much impact a new weapon can have sometimes. There wasn’t a man among them who wouldn’t have faced danger from traditional weapons who wasn’t completely startled when a heavy, wet mop was slammed into their faces. They were momentarily paralyzed; in fact, they began to see it as a mix between a joke and a serious situation, and either interpretation would have been valid.
"Get the pearls!" shouted the man who had first stopped him; "seize the spy! seize him—secure him—rush at him! You are men enough to hold one man!"
"Grab the pearls!" yelled the guy who had first stopped him; "catch the spy! Get him—hold him down—go after him! You’re strong enough to take down one guy!"
Sweeney Todd saw matters were growing serious, and he plied his mop most vigorously upon those who were ascending, but they had become somewhat used to the mop, and it had lost much of its novelty, and was by no means a dangerous weapon. They rushed on, despite the heavy blows showered by Sweeney, and he was compelled to give way stair after stair. The head of the mop came off, and then there remained but the handle, which formed an efficient weapon, and which made fearful havoc on the heads of the assailants; and despite all that their slouched hats could do in the way of protecting them, yet the staff came with a crushing effect. The best fight in the world cannot last for ever; and Sweeney again found numbers were not to be resisted for long; indeed, he could not have physical energy enough to sustain his own efforts, supposing he had received no blows in return. He turned and fled as he was forced back to the landing, and then came to the next stair-head, and again he made a desperate stand. This went on for stair after stair, and continued for more than two or three hours. There were moments of cessation when they all stood still and looked at each other.
Sweeney Todd realized things were getting serious, and he swung his mop fiercely at those who were climbing up, but they had gotten somewhat used to it, and it had lost a lot of its surprise factor, making it far from a dangerous weapon. They charged on, despite the heavy hits from Sweeney, and he had no choice but to give ground step by step. The head of the mop broke off, leaving just the handle, which turned out to be an effective weapon and caused serious damage to the attackers' heads; and even though their floppy hats tried to protect them, the staff struck with a crushing force. No fight lasts forever, and Sweeney quickly realized he couldn't hold back against so many; in fact, he didn't have enough energy to keep going, even if he hadn't been hit. He turned and ran as he was pushed back to the landing, and then reached the next step, where again he made a desperate stand. This continued for stair after stair and went on for more than two or three hours. There were moments of pause when they all just stood still and stared at each other.
"Fire upon him!" said one.
"Open fire on him!" said one.
"No, no; we shall have the authorities down upon us, and then all will go wrong."
"No, no; we'll have the authorities on our backs, and then everything will go wrong."
"I think we had much better have let it alone in the first place, as he was in, for you may be sure this won't make him keep a secret; we shall all be split upon as sure as fate."
"I think we should have just left it alone in the first place, since he was involved. You can be sure this won't make him keep a secret; we will definitely all be affected, just as surely as fate."
"Well, then, rush upon him, and down with him. Never let him out! On to him! Hurrah!"
"Alright, then, charge at him and take him down. Don't let him get away! Let's go! Yay!"
Away they went, but they were resolutely met by the staff of Sweeney Todd, who had gained new strength by the short rest he had had.
Away they went, but they were firmly confronted by Sweeney Todd's staff, who had gained new strength from the brief rest he had taken.
"Down with the spy!"
"Get rid of the spy!"
This was shouted out by the men, but as each of them approached, they were struck down, and at length, finding himself on the second floor landing, and being fearful that some one was descending from above, he rushed into one of the inner rooms. In an instant he had locked the doors, which were strong and powerful.
This was shouted by the men, but as each one got closer, they were taken down, and eventually, finding himself on the second-floor landing, and fearing that someone was coming down from above, he hurried into one of the inner rooms. In an instant, he locked the doors, which were sturdy and secure.
"Now," he muttered, "for means to escape."
"Now," he muttered, "I need to find a way to escape."
He waited a moment to wipe the sweat from his brow, and then he crossed the floor to the windows, which were open. They were the old-fashioned bay-windows, with the heavy ornamental work which some houses possessed, and overhung the low door-ways, and protected them from the weather.
He paused for a moment to wipe the sweat from his forehead, then he walked across the room to the open windows. They were traditional bay windows, featuring elaborate designs that some houses had, and they hung over the low doorways, shielding them from the weather.
"This will do," he said, as he looked down to the pavement—"this will do. I will try this descent, if I fall."
"This will work," he said, as he glanced down at the pavement—"this will work. I'll give this descent a shot, even if I fall."
The people on the other side of the door were exerting all their force to break it open, and it had already given one or two ominous creaks, and a few minutes more would probably let them into the room. The streets were clear—no human being was moving about, and there were faint signs of the approach of morning. He paused a moment to inhale the fresh air, and then he got outside of the window. By means of the sound oaken ornaments, he contrived to get down to the drawing-room balcony, and then he soon got down into the street. As he walked slowly away, he could hear the crash of the door, and a slight cheer, as they entered the room; and he could imagine to himself the appearance of the faces of those who entered, when they found the bird had flown, and the room was empty. Sweeney Todd had not far to go; he soon turned into Fleet-street, and made for his own house. He looked about him, but there were none near him; he was tired and exhausted, and right glad was he when he found himself at his own door. Then stealthily he put the key into the door, and slowly entered the house.
The people outside the door were using all their strength to break it open, and it had already creaked ominously a couple of times; in just a few minutes, they would probably get in. The streets were empty—no one was around, and the first hints of morning were starting to appear. He paused for a moment to breathe in the fresh air, then climbed out of the window. Using the sturdy wooden decorations, he managed to get down to the drawing-room balcony and soon reached the street. As he walked away slowly, he heard the door crash open and a faint cheer as they entered the room; he could picture the expressions on their faces when they found the place empty and realized he was gone. Sweeney Todd didn’t have far to go; he quickly turned onto Fleet Street and headed home. He looked around but saw no one nearby; exhausted and relieved, he was glad when he finally reached his front door. He quietly inserted the key and slowly stepped inside the house.
CHAPTER IX.
JOHANNA AT HOME, AND THE RESOLUTION.
Johanna Oakley would not allow Colonel Jeffery to accompany her all the way home, and he, appreciating the scruples of the young girl, did not press his attention upon her, but left her at the corner of Fore-street, after getting from her a half promise that she would meet him again on that day week, at the same hour, in the Temple-gardens.
Johanna Oakley wouldn’t let Colonel Jeffery walk her all the way home, and he, understanding the young woman's concerns, didn't push the issue but dropped her off at the corner of Fore Street. He managed to get a half-promise from her that she would meet him again a week later at the same time in the Temple Gardens.
"I ask this of you, Johanna Oakley," he said, "because I have resolved to make all the exertion in my power to discover what has become of Mr. Thornhill, in whose fate I am sure I have succeeded in interesting you, although you care so little for the string of pearls which he has in trust for you."
"I’m asking this of you, Johanna Oakley," he said, "because I’ve decided to do everything I can to find out what happened to Mr. Thornhill. I’m sure you’re interested in his fate, even if you don’t care much about the string of pearls he’s holding for you."
"I do, indeed, care little for them," said Johanna, "so little, that it may be said to amount to nothing."
"I really don't care about them," Johanna said, "so little that you could say it amounts to nothing."
"But still they are yours, and you ought to have the option of disposing of them as you please. It is not well to despise such gifts of fortune; for if you can yourself do nothing with them, there are surely some others whom you may know, upon whom they would bestow great happiness."
"But they are still yours, and you should have the choice to do what you want with them. It's not right to disregard such fortunate gifts; because if you can't do anything with them, there are definitely others you know who would find great happiness in them."
"A string of pearls, great happiness?" said Johanna, inquiringly.
"A string of pearls, is that true happiness?" Johanna asked, curious.
"Your mind is so occupied by your grief that you quite forget such strings are of great value. I have seen those pearls, Johanna, and can assure you that they are in themselves a fortune."
"You're so caught up in your sadness that you completely forget how valuable those strings are. I've seen those pearls, Johanna, and I can assure you they’re worth a fortune."
"I suppose," she said sadly, "it is too much for human nature to expect two blessings at once. I had the fond, warm heart that loved me without the fortune, that would have enabled us to live in comfort and affluence; and now, when that is perchance within my grasp, the heart, that was by far the more costly possession, and the richest jewel of them all, lies beneath the wave with its bright influences, and its glorious and romantic aspirations, quenched for ever."
"I guess," she said sadly, "it's too much to expect two blessings at once. I had the loving heart that cared for me without the wealth that would have let us live comfortably and prosperously; and now, when that wealth is maybe within my reach, the heart—by far the more precious thing and the greatest treasure of all—lies beneath the waves, along with its bright influences and glorious dreams, extinguished forever."
"You will meet me then, as I request of you, to hear if I have any news for you?"
"You’ll meet me then, as I asked you to, to find out if I have any news for you?"
"I will endeavour so to do. I have all the will; but Heaven knows if I may have the power."
"I will try my best to do that. I have all the intention; but God knows if I have the ability."
"What mean you, Johanna?"
"What do you mean, Johanna?"
"I cannot tell what a week's anxiety may do; I know not but a sick bed may be my resting-place, until I exchange it for the tomb. I feel even now my strength fail me, and that I am scarcely able to totter to my home. Farewell, sir! I owe you my best thanks, as well for the trouble you have taken, as for the kindly manner in which you have detailed to me what has passed."
"I can't say what a week's anxiety might do; I have no idea if a sickbed will be my final resting place before I end up in the grave. Even now, I can feel my strength fading, and I can barely manage to walk home. Goodbye, sir! I truly appreciate your help, both for the effort you've put in and for the kind way you've explained everything that has happened."
"Remember," said Colonel Jeffery, "that I bid you adieu, with the hope of meeting you again."
"Remember," said Colonel Jeffery, "that I say goodbye, hoping to see you again."
It was thus they parted, and Johanna proceeded to her father's house. Who now that had met her and had chanced not to see that sweet face, which could never be forgotten, would have supposed her to be the once gay and sprightly Johanna Oakley? Her steps were sad and solemn, and all the juvenile elasticity of her frame seemed like one prepared for death; and she hoped that she would be able to glide, silently and unobserved, to her own little bed-chamber—that chamber where she had slept since she was a child, and on the little couch, on which she had so often laid down to sleep that holy and calm slumber which such hearts as hers can only know. But she was doomed to be disappointed, for the Rev. Mr. Lupin was still there, and as Mrs. Oakley had placed before that pious individual a great assortment of creature comforts, and among the rest some mulled wine, which seemed particularly to agree with him, he showed no disposition to depart. It unfortunately happened that this wine, of which the reverend gentleman partook with such a holy relish, was kept in a cellar, and Mrs. Oakley had had occasion twice to go down to procure a fresh supply, and it was on a third journey for the same purpose that she encountered poor Johanna, who had just let herself in at the private door.
They parted ways, and Johanna headed to her father's house. Who among those who had seen her, and happened not to notice that unforgettable sweet face, would have imagined she was once the cheerful and lively Johanna Oakley? Her steps were heavy and somber, and all the youthful energy in her body seemed ready for death. She hoped to slip quietly and unnoticed into her little bedroom—the same room where she had slept since childhood—and on the small couch where she had often dozed off into that peaceful slumber that only hearts like hers can truly understand. But she was destined to be disappointed, as the Rev. Mr. Lupin was still there. Since Mrs. Oakley had set out a nice spread of refreshments for the pious man, including some mulled wine which he seemed to enjoy, he showed no signs of leaving. Unfortunately, this wine, which the reverend savored with such zeal, was kept in a cellar. Mrs. Oakley had already gone down twice to get more, and it was on her third trip for the same reason that she ran into poor Johanna, who had just unlocked the private door.
"Oh! you have come home, have you?" said Mrs. Oakley; "I wonder where you have been to, gallivanting; but I suppose I may wonder long enough before you will tell me. Go into the parlour, I want to speak to you."
"Oh! You’re back home, are you?" said Mrs. Oakley. "I wonder where you’ve been, out having fun; but I guess I could wonder forever before you decide to tell me. Go into the living room, I need to talk to you."
Now poor Johanna had quite forgotten the very existence of Mr. Lupin—so, rather than explain to her mother, which she knew would beget more questions, she wished to go to bed at once, notwithstanding it was an hour before the usual time for so doing. She walked unsuspectingly into the parlour, and as Mr. Lupin was sitting, the slightest movement of his chair closed the door, so she could not escape. Under any other circumstances probably Johanna would have insisted upon leaving the apartment; but a glance at the countenance of the pious individual was quite sufficient to convince her that he had been sacrificing sufficiently to Bacchus to be capable of any amount of effrontery, so that she dreaded passing him, more especially as he swayed his arms about like the sails of a windmill. She thought at least that when her mother returned she would rescue her; but in that hope she was mistaken, and Johanna had no more idea of the extent to which religious fanaticism will carry its victim, than she had of the manners and customs of the inhabitants of the moon. When Mrs. Oakley did return, she had some difficulty in getting into the apartment, inasmuch as Mr. Lupin's chair occupied so large a portion of it; but when she did obtain admission, and Johanna said—
Now poor Johanna had completely forgotten about Mr. Lupin—so instead of explaining to her mom, which she knew would lead to even more questions, she wanted to go to bed right away, even though it was an hour earlier than usual. She walked unsuspectingly into the living room, and as Mr. Lupin was sitting there, the slightest movement of his chair shut the door, so she couldn't escape. Under normal circumstances, Johanna would have insisted on leaving the room; but just a look at the expression on the pious man's face was enough to convince her that he had been drinking enough to act incredibly bold, which made her anxious about passing by him, especially since he was waving his arms around like the sails of a windmill. She thought at least that when her mom got back, she would save her; but she was wrong in that hope, and Johanna had no clue how far religious fanaticism could push someone, just as she had no idea about the habits and customs of the people living on the moon. When Mrs. Oakley finally returned, she had some trouble getting into the room since Mr. Lupin's chair took up so much space; but when she did manage to get in, and Johanna said—
"Mother, I beg of you to protect me against this man, and allow me a free passage from the apartment!"
"Mom, I'm begging you to protect me from this guy and let me leave the apartment!"
Mrs. Oakley affected to lift up her hands in amazement, as she said—
Mrs. Oakley pretended to raise her hands in disbelief as she said—
"How dare you speak so disrespectfully of a chosen vessel? How dare you, I say, do such a thing—it's enough to drive any one mad to see the young girls now-a-days!"
"How dare you speak so disrespectfully of someone chosen for this purpose? How can you do that—it's enough to drive anyone crazy to see the young girls these days!"
"Don't snub her—don't snub the virgin," said Mr. Lupin; "she don't know the honour yet that's intended her."
"Don't ignore her—don't ignore the virgin," said Mr. Lupin; "she doesn't understand the honor that's meant for her yet."
"She don't deserve it," said Mrs. Oakley, "she don't deserve it."
"She doesn't deserve it," said Mrs. Oakley, "she doesn't deserve it."
"Never mind, madam—never mind; we—we—we don't get all what we deserve in this world."
"Don't worry, ma'am—don't worry; we—we—we don’t always get what we deserve in this world."
"Take a drop of something, Mr. Lupin; you have got the hiccups."
"Have a drink of something, Mr. Lupin; you’ve got the hiccups."
"Yes; I—I rather think I have a little. Isn't it a shame that anybody so intimate with the Lord should have the hiccups? What a lot of lights you have got burning, Mrs. Oakley!"
"Yes; I—I think I have a little. Isn't it a shame that someone so close to the Lord should have the hiccups? You have so many lights on, Mrs. Oakley!"
"A lot of lights, Mr. Lupin! Why, there is only one; but perhaps you allude to the lights of the gospel?"
"A lot of lights, Mr. Lupin! Well, there's just one; but maybe you're referring to the lights of the gospel?"
"No; I—I don't, just at present; damn the lights of the gospel—that is to say, I mean damn all backsliders! But there is a lot of lights, and no mistake, Mrs. Oakley. Give me a drop of something, I'm as dry as dust."
"No; I—I don't, just at the moment; damn the lights of the gospel—that is to say, I mean damn all backsliders! But there are a lot of lights, no doubt about it, Mrs. Oakley. Give me a drink, I’m as dry as dust."
"There is some more mulled wine, Mr. Lupin; but I am surprised that you think there is more than one light."
"There’s some more mulled wine, Mr. Lupin; but I’m surprised you think there’s more than one light."
"It's a miracle madam, in consequence of my great faith. I have faith in s—s—s—six lights, and here they are."
"It's a miracle, ma'am, thanks to my strong belief. I believe in s—s—s—six lights, and here they are."
"Do you see that, Johanna?" exclaimed Mrs. Oakley, "are you not convinced now of the holiness of Mr. Lupin?"
"Do you see that, Johanna?" exclaimed Mrs. Oakley. "Are you not convinced now of Mr. Lupin's holiness?"
"I am convinced of his drunkenness, mother, and entreat of you to let me leave the room at once."
"I’m sure he's drunk, mom, and I ask you to please let me leave the room right now."
"Tell her of the honour," said Mr. Lupin—"tell her of the honour."
"Tell her about the honor," said Mr. Lupin—"tell her about the honor."
"I don't know, Mr. Lupin; but don't you think it would be better to take some other opportunity?"
"I don't know, Mr. Lupin; but don’t you think it would be better to wait for another chance?"
"Very well, then, this is the opportunity."
"Alright, then, this is the chance."
"If it's your pleasure, Mr. Lupin, I will. You must know, then, Johanna, that Mr. Lupin has been kind enough to consent to save my soul, on condition that you marry him, and I am quite sure you can have no reasonable objection; indeed, I think it's the least you can do, whether you have any objection or not."
"If it’s alright with you, Mr. Lupin, I’ll do it. You should know, Johanna, that Mr. Lupin has generously agreed to save my soul, on the condition that you marry him, and I'm really sure you can’t have any valid objections; in fact, I think it's the least you can do, whether you have any objections or not."
"Well put," said Mr. Lupin, "excellently well put."
"Well said," Mr. Lupin replied, "really well said."
"Mother," said Johanna, "if you are so far gone in superstition, as to believe this miserable drunkard ought to come between you and heaven, I am so lost as not to be able to reject the offer with more scorn and contempt than ever I thought I could have entertained for any human being; but hypocrisy never, to my mind, wears so disgusting a garb as when it attires itself in the outward show of religion."
"Mom," said Johanna, "if you're so deep in superstition that you think this pathetic drunk should come between you and heaven, I'm so lost that I can't turn down the offer with more scorn and contempt than I ever thought possible for any human being; but to me, hypocrisy has never looked as disgusting as when it dresses itself up in the guise of religion."
"This conduct is unbearable," cried Mrs. Oakley; "am I to have one of the Lord's saints under my own roof?"
"This behavior is unacceptable," shouted Mrs. Oakley; "do I really have to have one of the Lord's saints living under my own roof?"
"If he were ten times a saint, mother, instead of being nothing but a miserable, drunken profligate, it would be better that he should be insulted ten times over, than that you should permit your own child to have passed through the indignity of having to reject such a proposition as that which has just been made. I must claim the protection of my father; he will not suffer one, towards whom he has ever shown an affection, the remembrance of which sinks deep into my heart, to meet with so cruel an insult beneath his roof."
"If he were ten times a saint, Mom, instead of just being a pathetic, drunken wastrel, it would be better for him to be insulted ten times over than for you to allow your own child to endure the humiliation of rejecting such a proposal as the one just made. I need to seek my father’s protection; he won't let anyone he’s ever cared about, a memory that stays deep in my heart, face such a cruel insult under his roof."
"That's right, my dear," cried Mr. Oakley, at that moment pushing open the parlour-door. "That's right, my dear; you never spoke truer words in all your life."
"That's right, my dear," shouted Mr. Oakley, as he pushed open the parlor door. "That's right, my dear; you never spoke truer words in your life."
A faint scream came from Mrs. Oakley, and the Rev. Mr. Lupin immediately seized upon the fresh jug of mulled wine, and finished it at a draught.
A soft scream escaped from Mrs. Oakley, and the Rev. Mr. Lupin quickly grabbed the fresh jug of mulled wine and downed it in one go.
"Get behind me, Satan," he said. "Mr. Oakley, you will be damned if you say a word to me."
"Get behind me, Satan," he said. "Mr. Oakley, you'll be doomed if you say a word to me."
"It's all the same, then," said Mr. Oakley; "for I'll be damned if I don't. Then, Ben! Ben! come—come in, Ben."
"It's all the same, then," said Mr. Oakley; "because I'll be damned if I don't. Then, Ben! Ben! come—come in, Ben."
"I'm a coming," said a deep voice, and a man about six feet four inches in height, and nearly two-thirds of that amount in width, entered the parlour. "I'm a coming, Oakley, my boy. Put on your blessed spectacles, and tell me which is the fellow."
"I'm coming," said a deep voice, and a man about six feet four inches tall, and nearly two-thirds that in width, entered the parlor. "I'm coming, Oakley, my boy. Put on your darn glasses and tell me which one is the guy."
"I could have sworn it," said Mrs. Oakley, as she gave the table a knock with her fist,—"I could have sworn when you came in, Oakley—I could have sworn, you little snivelling, shrivelled-up wretch, you'd no more have dared to come into this parlour as never was with those words in your mouth, than you'd have dared to have flown, if you hadn't had your cousin, Big Ben, the beef-eater, from the Tower, with you."
"I could have sworn it," Mrs. Oakley said, banging her fist on the table. "I could have sworn when you walked in, Oakley—I could have sworn, you little sniveling, shriveled-up wretch, you wouldn’t have dared to enter this parlor with those words coming out of your mouth any more than you would have dared to fly, if you hadn’t had your cousin, Big Ben, the beef-eater from the Tower, with you."
"Take it easy, ma'am," said Ben, as he sat down in a chair, which immediately broke all to pieces with his weight. "Take it easy, ma'am; the devil—what's this?"
"Take it easy, ma'am," Ben said, sitting down in a chair that instantly shattered under his weight. "Take it easy, ma'am; what the hell is this?"
"Never mind, Ben," said Mr. Oakley, "it's only a chair; get up."
"Don't worry about it, Ben," Mr. Oakley said, "it's just a chair; get up."
"A cheer," said Ben; "do you call that a cheer? but never mind—take it easy."
"A cheer," said Ben. "Is that really a cheer? But whatever—just relax."
"Why, you big, bullying, idle, swilling and guttling ruffian!"
"Why, you big, bullying, lazy, gluttonous thug!"
"Go on, marm, go on."
"Go on, ma'am, go on."
"You good-for-nothing lump of carrion; a dog wears his own coat, but you wear your master's, you great stupid, overgrown, lurking hound. You parish-brought-up wild beast, go and mind your lions and elephants in the Tower, and don't come into honest people's houses, you cut-throat, bullying, pickpocketing wretch."
"You useless piece of trash; a dog has its own coat, but you wear your master’s, you big, clueless, lurking dog. You village-raised wild animal, go take care of your lions and elephants in the Tower, and stay out of decent people's homes, you thug, bullying, stealing loser."
"Go on, marm, go on."
"Go ahead, ma'am, go ahead."
This was a kind of dialogue that could not last, and Mrs. Oakley sank down exhausted, and then Ben said—
This was a type of conversation that couldn't continue, and Mrs. Oakley collapsed, worn out, and then Ben said—
"I tell you what, marm, I considers you—I looks upon you, marm, as a female wariety of that ere animal as is very useful and sagacious, marm."
"I'll tell you what, ma'am, I consider you—I see you, ma'am, as a female version of that very useful and wise animal, ma'am."
There was no mistake in this allusion, and Mrs. Oakley was about to make some reply, when the Rev. Mr. Lupin rose from his chair, saying—
There was no mistake in this reference, and Mrs. Oakley was about to respond when the Rev. Mr. Lupin rose from his chair, saying—
"Bless you all! I think I'll go home."
"Thanks, everyone! I think I'll head home."
"Not yet, Mr. Tulip," said Ben; "you had better sit down again—we've got something to say to you."
"Not yet, Mr. Tulip," Ben said; "you should sit back down—we have something to tell you."
"Young man, young man, let me pass. If you do not, you will endanger your soul."
"Young man, young man, let me through. If you don't, you could put your soul at risk."
"I aint got none," said Ben; "I'm only a beef-eater, and don't pretend to such luxuries."
"I don't have any," said Ben; "I'm just a meat-eater, and I don't pretend to enjoy such luxuries."
"The heathen!" exclaimed Mrs. Oakley, "the horrid heathen! but there's one consolation, and that is, that he will be fried in his own fat for everlasting."
"The heathen!" exclaimed Mrs. Oakley, "the terrible heathen! But there's one comfort, and that is, he will end up suffering for eternity."
"Oh, that's nothing," said Ben; "I think I shall like it, especially if it's any pleasure to you. I suppose that's what you call a Christian consolation. Will you sit down, Mr. Tulip?"
"Oh, that's nothing," Ben said. "I think I'll enjoy it, especially if it makes you happy. I guess that's what you call a Christian consolation. Will you have a seat, Mr. Tulip?"
"My name aint Tulip, but Lupin; but if you wish it, I don't mind sitting down, of course."
"My name isn’t Tulip, but Lupin; but if you’d like, I don’t mind sitting down, of course."
The beef-eater, with a movement of his foot, kicked away the reverend gentleman's chair, and down he sat with a dab upon the floor.
The beef-eater, with a swift kick of his foot, knocked the reverend gentleman's chair aside, and he landed hard on the floor.
"My dear," said Mr. Oakley to Johanna, "you go to bed, and then your mother can't say you have anything to do with this affair. I intend to rid my house of this man. Good night, my dear, good night."
"My dear," Mr. Oakley said to Johanna, "you should go to bed so your mother can't say you’re involved in this situation. I plan to get rid of this man from my house. Good night, my dear, good night."
Johanna kissed her father on the cheek, and then left the room, not at all sorry that so vigorous a movement was about being made for the suppression of Mr. Lupin. When she was gone, Mrs. Oakley spoke, saying—
Johanna kissed her dad on the cheek and then walked out of the room, not feeling sorry at all that such a strong action was about to be taken to get rid of Mr. Lupin. Once she left, Mrs. Oakley said—
"Mr. Lupin, I bid you good night, and, of course, after the rough treatment of these wretches, I can hardly expect you to come again. Good night, Mr. Lupin, good night."
"Mr. Lupin, I wish you good night, and understandably, after the harsh treatment from these scoundrels, I can hardly expect you to visit again. Good night, Mr. Lupin, good night."
"That's all very well, marm," said Ben, "but before this ere wild beast of a parson goes away, I want to admonish him. He don't seem to be wide awake, and I must rouse him up."
"That's all great, ma'am," said Ben, "but before this crazy beast of a pastor leaves, I want to give him a heads-up. He doesn't seem to be fully alert, and I need to wake him up."
Ben took hold of the reverend gentleman's nose, and gave it such an awful pinch, that when he took his finger and thumb away, it was perfectly blue.
Ben grabbed the reverend's nose and pinched it so hard that when he let go, it was bright blue.
"Murder! oh, murder! my nose! my nose!" shrieked Mr. Lupin, and at that moment Mrs. Oakley, who was afraid to attack Ben, gave her husband such an open-handed whack on the side of his head, that the little man reeled again, and saw a great many more lights than the Rev. Mr. Lupin had done under the influence of the mulled wine.
"Murder! Oh, murder! My nose! My nose!" screamed Mr. Lupin, and at that moment, Mrs. Oakley, too scared to confront Ben, gave her husband such a hard slap on the side of his head that the little man staggered back, seeing a lot more lights than Rev. Mr. Lupin had while under the effects of the mulled wine.
"Very good," said Ben; "now we are getting into, the thick of it."
"Sounds great," said Ben; "now we're getting into the thick of it."

Big Ben Compels Mr. Lupin To Do Penance.
Big Ben Forces Mr. Lupin to Make Amends.
With this Ben took from his pocket a coil of rope, one end of which was a noose, and that he dexterously threw over Mrs. Oakley's head.
With this, Ben pulled a coil of rope from his pocket, one end tied in a noose, and skillfully tossed it over Mrs. Oakley's head.
"Murder!" she shrieked. "Oakley, are you going to see me murdered before your eyes?"
"Murder!" she yelled. "Oakley, are you just going to stand there and watch me get killed?"
"There is such a singing in my ears," said Mr. Oakley, "that I can't see anything."
"There’s such a ringing in my ears," said Mr. Oakley, "that I can't see anything."
"This is the way," said Ben, "we manages the wild beastesses when they shuts their ears to all sorts of argument. Now, marm, if you please, a little this way."
"This is how we handle the wild animals," Ben said, "when they ignore all kinds of reasoning. Now, ma'am, if you would be so kind, a bit this way."
Ben looked about until he found a strong hook in the wall, over which, in consequence of his great height, he was enabled to draw the rope, and then the other end of it he tied securely to the leg of a heavy secretaire that was in the room, so that Mrs. Oakley was well secured.
Ben scanned the room until he spotted a sturdy hook in the wall. Thanks to his tall stature, he was able to pull the rope over the hook, and then he tied the other end tightly to the leg of a heavy desk that was in the room, ensuring that Mrs. Oakley was well secured.
"Murder!" she cried. "Oakley, are you a man, that you stand by and see me treated in this way by this big brute?"
"Murder!" she shouted. "Oakley, are you even a man, just standing there while this big bully treats me like this?"
"I can't see anything," said Mr. Oakley; "there is such a singing in my ears; I told you so before—I can't see anything."
"I can't see anything," Mr. Oakley said. "There's such a ringing in my ears. I mentioned this before—I can't see anything."
"Now, ma'am, you may just say what you like," said Ben; "it won't matter a bit, any more than the grumbling of a bear with a sore head; and as for you, Mr. Tulip, you'll just get down on your knees, and beg Mr. Oakley's pardon for coming and drinking his tea without his leave, and having the infernal impudence to speak to his daughter."
"Look, ma'am, say whatever you want," Ben said. "It doesn’t matter at all, just like a bear with a sore head complaining. And you, Mr. Tulip, you need to get down on your knees and apologize to Mr. Oakley for coming over and drinking his tea without permission, and for having the nerve to talk to his daughter."
"Don't do it, Mr. Lupin," cried Mrs. Oakley—"don't do it."
"Don't do it, Mr. Lupin," shouted Mrs. Oakley—"please, just don't."
"You hear," said Ben, "what the lady advises. Now, I am quite different; I advise you to do it—for, if you don't, I shan't hurt you, but it strikes me I shall be obliged to fall on you and crush you."
"You hear," said Ben, "what the lady suggests. Now, I'm quite different; I suggest you go for it—because if you don't, I won’t hurt you, but it seems like I’ll have to come after you and overpower you."
"I think I will," said Mr. Lupin: "the saints were always forced to yield to the Philistines."
"I think I will," said Mr. Lupin. "The saints always had to give in to the Philistines."
"If you call me any names," said Ben, "I'll just wring your neck,"
"If you call me any names," said Ben, "I'll just twist your neck,"
"Young man, young man, let me exhort you. Allow me to go, and I will put up prayers for your conversion."
"Young man, young man, let me encourage you. Let me go, and I'll pray for your change of heart."
"Confound your impudence! what do you suppose the beasts in the Tower would do, if I was converted? Why, that 'ere tiger, we have had lately, would eat his own tail, to think as I had turned out such an ass. Come, I can't waste any more of my precious time; and if you don't get down on your knees directly, we'll see what we can do."
"How outrageous of you! What do you think the animals in the Tower would do if I changed? That tiger we recently had would probably eat its own tail, just thinking about how foolish I turned out to be. Enough of this; I can’t waste any more of my valuable time. If you don’t get down on your knees right now, we’ll figure something out."
"I must," said Mr. Lupin, "I must, I suppose;" and down he flopped on his knees.
"I guess I have to," said Mr. Lupin, as he dropped down to his knees.
"Very good; now repeat after me.—I am a wolf that stole sheeps' clothing."
"Alright, now repeat after me.—I am a wolf in sheep's clothing."
"Yes; 'I am a wolf that stole sheeps' clothing'—the Lord forgive me."
"Yes; 'I am a wolf that stole sheep's clothing'—God forgive me."
"Perhaps he may, and perhaps he mayn't. Now go on—all that's wirtuous is my loathing."
"Maybe he can, and maybe he can't. Now go ahead—all that's virtuous is my disgust."
"Oh dear, yes—'all that's wirtuous is my loathing.'"
"Oh dear, yes—'everything virtuous is what I despise.'"
"Mr. Oakley, I have offended."
"Mr. Oakley, I messed up."
"Yes; I am a miserable sinner, Mr. Oakley, I have offended."
"Yes; I am a wretched sinner, Mr. Oakley, I have done wrong."
"And asks his pardon, on my bended—"
"And asks for his forgiveness, on my knees—"
"Oh dear, yes—I asks his pardon on my bended—The Lord have mercy upon us, miserable sinners!"
"Oh dear, yes—I ask for his forgiveness on my knees—Lord, have mercy on us, miserable sinners!"
"Knees—I won't do so no more."
"Knees—I’m done with that."
"Yes,—knees, I won't do so no more."
"Yeah—knees, I won't do that again."
"As sure as I lies on this floor."
"As sure as I lie on this floor."
"Yes,—as sure as I lies on this floor.—Death and the devil, you've killed me!"
"Yes—just as sure as I'm lying on this floor—death and the devil, you’ve killed me!"
Ben took hold of the reverend gentleman by the back of the neck, and pressed his head down upon the floor, until his nose, which had before been such a sufferer, was nearly completely flattened with his face.
Ben grabbed the reverend by the back of the neck and forced his head down onto the floor, pressing his nose, which had already taken a beating, almost completely flat against his face.
"Now you may go;" said Ben.
"Now you can go," said Ben.
Mr. Lupin scrambled to his feet; but Ben followed him into the passage, and did not yet let him go, until he had accelerated his movements by two hearty kicks. And then the victorious beef-eater returned to the parlour.
Mr. Lupin quickly got to his feet, but Ben followed him into the hallway and didn’t let him off the hook until he had sped him up with two solid kicks. Then the triumphant beef-eater headed back to the room.
"Why, Ben," said Mr. Oakley, "you are quite a poet."
"Why, Ben," Mr. Oakley said, "you’re really a poet."
"I believe you, Oakley, my boy," said Ben, "and now let us be off, and have a pint round the corner."
"I believe you, Oakley, my friend," said Ben, "so let's get going and grab a pint around the corner."
"What!" exclaimed Mrs. Oakley, "and leave me here, you wretches?"
"What!" shouted Mrs. Oakley, "and leave me here, you miserable people?"
"Yes," said Ben, "unless you promises never to be a female variety of a useful animal again, and begs pardon of Mr. Oakley, for giving him all this trouble; as for me, I'll let you off cheap, you shall only give me a kiss, and say you loves me."
"Yeah," said Ben, "unless you promise never to be the female version of a useful animal again, and apologize to Mr. Oakley for all the trouble you've caused him; as for me, I'll go easy on you—you just have to give me a kiss and say you love me."
"If I do, may I be—"
"If I do, may I be—"
"Damned, you mean."
"Damn, you mean."
"No, I don't; choked I was going to say."
"No, I don’t; I was going to say choked."
"Then you may be choked, for you have nothing to do but to let your legs go from under you, and you will be hung as comfortable as possible—come along, Oakley."
"Then you might choke, because all you have to do is let your legs give out from under you, and you'll hang as comfortably as you can—let's go, Oakley."
"Mr. Oakley—stop, stop—don't leave me here. I am sorry."
"Mr. Oakley—wait, wait—please don’t leave me here. I’m sorry."
"That's enough," said Mr. Oakley; "and now, my dear, bear in mind one thing from me—I intend from this time forward to be master in my own house. If you and I are to live together, we must do so on very different terms to what we have been living, and if you won't make yourself agreeable, Lawyer Hutchins tells me that I can turn you out and give you a maintenance; and, in that case, I'll have my sister Rachel home to mind house for me; so now you know my determination, and what you have to expect. If you wish to begin, well, do so at once, by getting something nice and tasty for Ben's supper."
"That's enough," Mr. Oakley said. "Now, listen up, my dear. I want you to remember one thing: from now on, I plan to be in charge in my own house. If we're going to live together, it has to be on very different terms than before. If you're not willing to cooperate, Lawyer Hutchins has told me I can kick you out and provide for you, and if that happens, I'll just have my sister Rachel come home to take care of things for me. So now you understand my stance and what to expect. If you want to start making changes, go ahead and do it right away by preparing something nice and tasty for Ben’s supper."
Mrs. Oakley made the required promise, and being released, she set about preparations for the supper in real earnest, but whether was really subdued or not we shall, in due time, see.
Mrs. Oakley made the necessary promise, and once she was free, she got serious about preparing for the supper. Whether she was truly subdued or not, we'll find out in due time.
CHAPTER X.
THE COLONEL AND HIS FRIEND.
Colonel Jeffery was not at all satisfied with the state of affairs, as regarded the disappointment of Mr. Thornhill, for whom he entertained a sincere regard, both on account of the private estimation in which he held him, and on account of actual services rendered to Thornhill by him. Not to detain Johanna Oakley in the Temple-gardens, he had stopped his narrative, completely at the point when what concerned her had ceased, and had said nothing of much danger which the ship "Neptune" and its crew and passengers had gone through, after Mr. Thornhill had been taken on board with his dog. The fact is, the storm which he had mentioned was only the first of a series of gales of wind that buffeted the ship about for some weeks, doing it much damage, and enforcing almost the necessity of putting in somewhere for repairs. But a glance at the map will be sufficient to show that, situated as the "Neptune" was, the nearest port at which they could at all expect assistance, was the British Colony, at the Cape of Good Hope; but such was the contrary nature of the winds and waves, that just upon the evening of a tempestuous day, they found themselves bearing down close in shore, on the eastern coast of Madagascar. There was much apprehension that the vessel would strike on a rocky shore; but the water was deep, and the vessel rode well; there was a squall, and they let go both anchors to secure the vessel, as they were so close in shore, lest they should be driven in and stranded. It was fortunate they had so secured themselves, for the gale while it lasted blew half a hurricane, and the ship lost some of her mast, and some other trifling damage, which, however, entailed upon them the necessity of remaining there a few days, to cut timber to repair their masts, and to obtain a few supplies. There is but little to interest a general reader in the description of a gale. Order after order was given until the masts and spars went one by one, and then the orders for clearing the wreck were given. There was much work to be done, and but little pleasure in doing it, for it was wet and miserable while it lasted, and there was the danger of being driven upon a lee shore, and knocked to pieces upon the rocks. This danger was averted, and they anchored safe at a very short distance from the shore in comparative security.
Colonel Jeffery was not at all happy with the situation regarding Mr. Thornhill's disappointment. He had genuine respect for Thornhill, both because he valued him personally and due to the actual help he had provided. To avoid delaying Johanna Oakley in the Temple gardens, he had interrupted his story right after it stopped being relevant to her, leaving out the significant dangers that the ship "Neptune" and everyone on board faced after they took Mr. Thornhill and his dog on board. The storm he had mentioned was only the first in a series of strong winds that battered the ship for several weeks, causing considerable damage and making it almost necessary to stop somewhere for repairs. A quick look at the map makes it clear that, given the location of the "Neptune," the closest port where they could expect any help was the British Colony at the Cape of Good Hope. However, the winds and waves were so adverse that, just on the evening of a rough day, they found themselves drifting close to shore on the eastern coast of Madagascar. There was a lot of fear that the ship would hit the rocky coastline, but the water was deep, and the vessel was stable. They encountered a squall, so they dropped both anchors to secure the ship as they were so close to shore, wanting to avoid being pushed in and stranded. It turned out to be a good thing they secured themselves, because the gale that followed blew like half a hurricane, causing the ship to lose some of its mast along with some minor damage. This, however, meant they needed to stay there for a few days to cut timber for repairs and gather some supplies. There's not much to engage a general reader about a storm. Orders were given one after another until the masts and spars started coming down, and then it was time to clear the wreckage. There was a lot of hard work to do, and it wasn't enjoyable at all since the weather was wet and miserable, with the danger of being pushed onto a lee shore and smashed to pieces on the rocks. Luckily, they avoided that danger and anchored safely a short distance from the shore.
"We are safe now," remarked the captain, as he gave his second in command charge of the deck, and approached Mr. Thornhill and Colonel Jeffery.
"We're safe now," said the captain, as he handed over control of the deck to his second-in-command and walked over to Mr. Thornhill and Colonel Jeffery.
"I am happy it is so," replied Jeffery.
"I’m glad it is that way," replied Jeffery.
"Well, captain," said Mr. Thornhill, "I am glad we have done with being knocked about; we are anchored, and the water here appears smooth enough."
"Well, captain," Mr. Thornhill said, "I’m glad we’re done being tossed around; we’re anchored now, and the water here seems calm enough."
"It is so, and I dare say it will remain so; it is a beautiful basin of water—deep and good anchorage; but you see it is not large enough to make a fine harbour."
"It is true, and I believe it will stay that way; it’s a lovely body of water—deep and offers good anchorage; but as you can see, it’s not big enough to create a great harbor."
"True; but it is rocky."
"True, but it's rocky."
"It is, and that may make it sometimes dangerous, though I don't know that it would be so in some gales. The sea may beat in at the opening, which is deep enough for anything to enter—even Noah's ark would enter easily enough."
"It is, and that might make it a bit risky at times, though I'm not sure it would be during some storms. The sea can crash in at the entrance, which is deep enough for anything to come in—even Noah's ark would fit in easily."
"What will you do now?"
"What are you going to do now?"
"Stay here a day or so, and send boats ashore to cut some pine trees, to refit the ship with masts."
"Stay here for a day or two, and send boats to the shore to cut down some pine trees to repair the ship's masts."
"You have no staves, then?"
"You don't have any staves?"
"Not enough for such a purpose; and we never do go out stored with such things."
"Not sufficient for that purpose; and we never leave prepared with such things."
"You obtain them wherever you may go to."
"You can get them wherever you go."
"Yes, any part of the world will furnish them in some shape or other."
"Yes, any part of the world will provide them in some form or another."
"When you send ashore, will you permit me to accompany the boat's crew?" said Jeffery.
"When you go ashore, will you let me join the boat's crew?" said Jeffery.
"Certainly; but the natives of this country are violent and intractable, and should you get into any row with them, there is every probability of your being captured, or some bodily injury done you."
"Sure; but the locals in this country are aggressive and hard to deal with, and if you get into any kind of fight with them, there's a good chance you'll be captured or seriously hurt."
"But I will take care to avoid all that."
"But I'll make sure to avoid all that."
"Very well, colonel, you shall be welcome to go."
"Okay, Colonel, you're welcome to leave."
"I must beg the same permission," said Mr. Thornhill, "for I should much like to see the country, as well as to have some acquaintance with the natives themselves."
"I must ask for the same permission," said Mr. Thornhill, "because I would really like to see the countryside, as well as get to know the locals themselves."
"By no means trust yourself alone with them," said the captain, "for if you live you will have cause to repent it—depend upon what I say."
"Don't ever trust yourself alone with them," the captain said, "because if you survive, you'll regret it—count on what I'm telling you."
"I will," said Thornhill; "I will go nowhere but where the boat's company goes."
"I will," said Thornhill; "I will go only where the boat's crew goes."
"You will be safe then."
"You'll be safe then."
"But do you apprehend any hostile attack from the natives?" inquired Colonel Jeffery.
"But do you sense any aggressive attack from the locals?" asked Colonel Jeffery.
"No, I do not expect it; but such things have happened before to-day, and I have seen them when least expected, though I have been on this coast before, and yet I never met with any ill-treatment; but there have been many who have touched on this coast, who have had a brush with the natives and come off second best, the natives generally retiring when the ship's company muster strong in number, and calling out the chiefs, who come down in great force, that we may not conquer them."
"No, I don't expect that; but things like this have happened before today, and I've witnessed them when I least expected it. I’ve been on this coast before, and I never faced any mistreatment, but there have been many who came to this coast and had confrontations with the locals and came off worse. Typically, the locals back off when the ship's crew is strong in numbers and they call the chiefs to come down in large numbers so that we can’t overpower them."
The next morning the boats were ordered out to go ashore with crews, prepared for cutting timber, and obtaining such staves as the ship was in want of. With these boats old Thornhill and Colonel Jeffery went both of them on board, and after a short ride they reached the shore of Madagascar. It was a beautiful country, and one in which vegetables appear luxuriant and abundant, and the party in search of timber for shipbuilding purposes soon came to some lordly monarchs of the forest, which would have made vessels of themselves. But this was not what was wanted; but where the trees grew thicker and taller, they began to cut some tall pine-trees down. This was the wood they most desired; in fact, it was exactly what they wanted; but they hardly got through a few such trees, when the natives came down upon them, apparently to reconnoitre. At first they were quiet and tractable enough, but anxious to see and inspect everything, being very inquisitive and curious. However, that was easily borne, but at length they became more numerous, and began to pilfer all they could lay their hands upon, which, of course brought resentment, and, after some time, a blow or two was exchanged. Colonel Jeffery was forward, and endeavouring to prevent some violence being offered to one of the wood-cutters; in fact, he was interposing himself between the two contending parties, and tried to restore order and peace, but several armed natives rushed suddenly upon him, secured him, and were hurrying him away to death before any one could stir in his behalf. His doom appeared certain, for, had they succeeded, they would have cruelly and brutally murdered him. However, just at that moment aid was at hand, and Mr. Thornhill, seeing how matters stood, seized a musket from one of the sailors, and rushed after the natives who had Colonel Jeffery. There were three of them, two others had gone on to apprise, it was presumed, the chiefs. When Mr. Thornhill arrived, they had thrown a blanket over the head of Jeffery; but Mr. Thornhill in an instant hurled one down with a blow from the butt-end of his musket, and the second met the same fate, as he turned to see what was the matter. The third, seeing the colonel free, and the musket levelled at his own head, immediately ran after the other two, to avoid any serious consequences to himself.
The next morning, the boats were ordered out to land with crews ready to cut timber and gather the staves the ship needed. Old Thornhill and Colonel Jeffery both boarded and, after a short ride, reached the shores of Madagascar. It was a stunning landscape, with lush and plentiful vegetables. The team looking for timber for shipbuilding quickly found some impressive trees that could have been ships themselves. But that wasn't what they needed; they started cutting down some tall pine trees where the forest was denser. This was the wood they really wanted, but just as they began, the natives approached, seemingly to scout the area. At first, they were calm and friendly, eager to see what was happening, but soon their numbers grew, and they began to steal anything they could grab. This naturally led to anger, and before long, some punches were thrown. Colonel Jeffery stepped in, trying to stop any violence against one of the wood-cutters. He positioned himself between the two sides, attempting to restore order, but several armed natives suddenly charged at him, captured him, and were dragging him away to his death before anyone could help. It looked like his fate was sealed, as they would have brutally killed him if they got their way. Just then, help arrived. Mr. Thornhill, noticing the situation, grabbed a musket from a sailor and rushed after the natives holding Colonel Jeffery. There were three of them; two others had presumably gone to inform the chiefs. When Mr. Thornhill reached them, they had thrown a blanket over Jeffery’s head, but he quickly struck one of them down with the butt of his musket, and the second met the same fate as he turned to see what was happening. The third, seeing the colonel free and the musket pointed at him, immediately ran after the others to avoid any serious trouble.

Thornhill Rescues Colonel Jeffery From The Savages.
Thornhill saves Colonel Jeffery from the savages.
"Thornhill, you have saved my life," said Colonel Jeffery, excitedly.
"Thornhill, you've saved my life," Colonel Jeffery said excitedly.
"Come away, don't stop here—to the ship!—to the ship!" And as he spoke, they hurried after the crew and they succeeded in reaching the boats and the ship in safety; congratulating themselves not a little upon so lucky an escape from a people quite warlike enough to do mischief, but not civilized enough to distinguish when to do it.
"Come on, don’t stay here—to the ship!—to the ship!" And as he said this, they rushed after the crew and managed to reach the boats and the ship safely, feeling quite pleased with themselves for such a fortunate escape from a group that was definitely aggressive enough to cause harm, but not civilized enough to know when to do so.
When men are far away from home, and in foreign lands with the skies of other climes above them, their hearts become more closely knit together in those ties of brotherhood which certainly ought to actuate the whole universe, but which as certainly do not do so, except in very rare instances. One of these instances, however, would be found in the conduct of Colonel Jeffery and Mr. Thornhill, even under any circumstances, for they were most emphatically what might be termed kindred spirits; but when we come to unite to that fact the remarkable manner in which they had been thrown together, and the mutual services that they had it in their power to render to each other, we should not be surprised at the almost romantic friendship that arose between them. It was then that Thornhill made the colonel's breast the depository of all his thoughts and all his wishes, and a freedom of intercourse and a community of feeling ensued between them, which when it does take place between persons of really congenial dispositions, produces the most delightful results of human companionship. No one who has not endured the tedium of a sea voyage, can at all be aware of what a pleasant thing it is to have some one on board, in the rich stores of whose intellect and fancy one can find a never-ending amusement. The winds might now whistle through the cordage, and the waves toss the great ship on their foaming crests, still Thornhill and Jeffery were together, finding in the midst of danger, solace in each other's society, and each animating the other to the performance of deeds of daring that astonished the crew. The whole voyage was one of the greatest peril, and some of the oldest seamen on board did not scruple, during the continuance of their night watches to intimate to their companions that the ship, in their opinion, would never reach England, and that she would founder somewhere along the long stretch of the African coast. The captain, of course, made every possible exertion to put a stop to such prophetic sayings, but when once they commenced, in a short time there is no such thing as completely eradicating them; and they, of course, produced the most injurious effect, paralysing the exertions of the crew in times of danger, and making them believe that they are in a doomed ship, and consequently all they can do is useless. Sailors are extremely superstitious on such matters, and there cannot be any reasonable doubt, but that some of the disasters that befel the Neptune on her homeward voyage from India, may be attributed to this feeling of fatality getting hold of the seamen, and inducing them to think that, let them try what they might, they could not save the ship. It happened that after they had rounded the Cape, a dense fog came on, such as had not been known on that coast for many a year; although the western shore of Africa at some seasons of the year is rather subject to such a species of vaporous exhalation. Every object was wrapped in the most profound gloom, and yet there was a strong eddy or current of the ocean, flowing parallel with the land, and as the captain hoped, rather off than on the shore. Still there was a suspicion that the ship was making lee-way, which must eventually bring it on shore, by some of the low promontories that were by the maps indicated to be upon the coast. In consequence of this fear, the greatest anxiety prevailed on board the vessel, and lights were left burning on all parts of the deck, while two men were continually engaged making soundings. It was about half-an-hour after midnight, as the chronometer indicated a storm, that suddenly the men, who were on watch on the deck, raised a loud cry of dismay. They had suddenly seen close on to the larboard bow, lights which must belong to some vessel that, like the Neptune, was encompassed in the fog, and a collision was quite inevitable, for neither ship had time to put about. The only doubt, which was a fearful and an agonising one to have solved, was whether the stronger vessel was of sufficient bulk and power to run them down, or they it; and that fearful question was one which a few moments must settle. In fact, almost before the echo of that cry of horror which had come from the men, had died away, the vessels met. There was a hideous crash—one shriek of dismay and horror, and then all was still. The Neptune, with considerable damage, and some of her bulwarks stove in, sailed on; but the other ship went, with a surging sound, to the bottom of the sea. Alas! nothing could be done. The fog was so dense, that coupled, too, as it was with the darkness of the night, there could be no hope of rescuing one of the ill-fated crew of the ship; and the officers and seamen of the Neptune, although they shouted for some time, and then listened, to hear if any survivors of the ship that had been run down were swimming, no answer came to them; and when in about six hours more, they sailed out of the fog into a clear sunshine, where there was not so much as a cloud to be seen, they looked at each other like men newly awakened from some strange and fearful dream. They never discovered the name of the ship they had run down, and the whole affair remained a profound mystery. When the Neptune reached the port of London, the affair was repeated, and every exertion was made to obtain some information concerning the ill-fated ship that had met with so fearful a doom. Such were the circumstances which awakened all the liveliest feelings of gratitude on the part of Colonel Jeffery towards Mr. Thornhill; and hence was it that he considered it a sacred duty, now that he was in London, and had the necessary leisure to do so, to leave no stone unturned to discover what had become of him. After deep and anxious thought, and feeling convinced that there was some mystery which it was beyond his power to discover, he resolved upon asking the opinion of a friend, likewise in the army, a Captain Rathbone, concerning the whole of the facts. This gentleman, and a gentleman he was in the fullest acceptance of the term, was in London; in fact, he had retired from active service, and inhabited a small but pleasant house in the outskirts of the metropolis. It was one of those old-fashioned cottage residences, with all sorts of odd places and corners about it, and a thriving garden full of fine old wood, such as are rather rare near to London, and which are daily becoming more rare, in consequence of the value of land immediately contiguous to the metropolis not permitting large pieces to remain attached to small residences. Captain Rathbone had an amiable family about him, such as he was and might well be proud of, and was living in as great a state of domestic felicity as this world could very well afford him. It was to this gentleman, then, that Colonel Jeffery resolved upon going to lay all the circumstances before him concerning the probable fate of poor Thornhill. This distance was not so great but that he could walk it conveniently, and he did so, arriving, towards the dusk of the evening, on the following day to that which had witnessed his deeply interesting interview with Johanna Oakley in the Temple-gardens. There is nothing on earth so delightfully refreshing, after a dusty and rather a long country walk, as to suddenly enter a well-kept and extremely verdant garden; and this was the case especially to the feelings of Colonel Jeffery, when he arrived at Lime Tree Lodge, the residence of Captain Rathbone. He met him with a most cordial and frank welcome—a welcome which he expected, but which was none the less delightful on that account; and, after sitting awhile with the family in the house, he and the captain strolled into the garden, and then Colonel Jeffery commenced his revelation. The captain, with very few interruptions, heard him to an end; and, when he concluded by saying—
When men are far from home and in foreign lands under unfamiliar skies, their hearts tend to become more closely connected in those bonds of brotherhood that should unite everyone, but usually don’t, except in rare cases. One of those rare cases was the friendship between Colonel Jeffery and Mr. Thornhill. They were true kindred spirits, and when we consider how they were brought together and the mutual help they could offer each other, it’s no surprise that a romantic friendship developed between them. It was then that Thornhill shared all his thoughts and wishes with the colonel, leading to a free exchange and mutual understanding, which produces the most wonderful results in human companionship when it exists between genuinely compatible people. Anyone who hasn’t experienced the boredom of a sea voyage can hardly appreciate how nice it is to have someone on board whose intellect and imagination provide endless entertainment. The winds might howl through the rigging, and the waves might toss the ship on their frothy tops, yet Thornhill and Jeffery were together, finding comfort in each other's company amid danger, each encouraging the other to perform daring acts that amazed the crew. The whole voyage was extremely perilous, and some of the oldest sailors on board hinted to their mates during night watches that they believed the ship would never make it back to England and would sink somewhere along the long stretch of the African coast. The captain tried his best to stop such foreboding comments, but once they started, it’s hardly possible to completely eliminate them; and they had the worst effect, paralyzing the crew’s efforts during perilous times, making them believe they were on a doomed ship, and therefore all they could do was pointless. Sailors are notoriously superstitious about such things, and there’s little doubt that some of the misfortunes that befell the Neptune on its return voyage from India can be attributed to this fatalistic mindset taking hold of the crew, making them think that no matter what they did, they couldn’t save the ship. After rounding the Cape, a thick fog set in, the likes of which hadn’t been seen in those waters for many years; although the western coast of Africa can be prone to such fog at certain times of the year. Everything was shrouded in deep gloom, yet a strong current of the ocean was flowing parallel to the land, and as the captain hoped, it was moving away from shore. Still, there was concern that the ship was making leeway, which could eventually push it onto some low promontories marked on the maps along the coast. Due to this fear, anxiety reigned on board, and lights were left burning on every part of the deck, while two men continuously took soundings. About half an hour after midnight, as the chronometer indicated a storm, the men on deck suddenly raised a loud cry of alarm. They had spotted lights close to the port bow, which must belong to another vessel, likewise enveloped in fog, and a collision seemed unavoidable, as neither ship had time to change course. The only terrifying uncertainty was whether the larger ship was strong enough to run them down, or vice versa; and that fear would soon be resolved. Almost before the echoes of the men’s horror-filled shout faded away, the vessels collided. There was a terrible crash—one deafening cry of terror, and then silence. The Neptune, though severely damaged and with some of its bulwarks smashed, sailed on; but the other ship sank with a surging sound into the depths of the sea. Sadly, there was nothing anyone could do. The fog was so dense, combined with the darkness of night, that there was no hope of rescuing any of the ill-fated crew. The officers and sailors of the Neptune shouted for a time, then listened to see if any survivors from the run-down ship were swimming, but no response came to them. When six hours later they sailed out of the fog into clear sunshine, without a cloud in sight, they looked at each other as if waking from a strange and nightmarish dream. They never discovered the name of the ship they had collided with, and the entire incident remained a profound mystery. Upon reaching the port of London, the event was recounted, and every effort was made to find any information about the ill-fated ship that had met such a dreadful fate. These circumstances stirred deep feelings of gratitude in Colonel Jeffery towards Mr. Thornhill; and this is why he felt it was his solemn duty, now that he was in London and had the time to do so, to leave no stone unturned to find out what had happened to him. After much thought and feeling certain there was some mystery he couldn’t solve, he decided to consult a friend, also in the army, Captain Rathbone, about all the events. This gentleman, who was indeed a gentleman in the fullest sense of the word, was in London; he had retired from active service and lived in a small but pleasant house on the outskirts of the city. It was one of those quaint cottage residences, with various odd nooks and corners, and a flourishing garden full of fine old trees, which are becoming rare near London due to land value preventing large areas from remaining attached to smaller homes. Captain Rathbone had a loving family around him, of whom he was justifiably proud, and was enjoying as much domestic happiness as one could wish for. It was to this gentleman that Colonel Jeffery decided to go and share all the details concerning the probable fate of poor Thornhill. The distance wasn’t far enough to prevent him from walking there easily, and he did so, arriving at dusk the following day, after his deeply interesting meeting with Johanna Oakley in the Temple gardens. Nothing is more refreshingly delightful after a dusty and somewhat long country walk than to suddenly enter a well-kept, lush garden; and this was particularly true for Colonel Jeffery when he arrived at Lime Tree Lodge, the home of Captain Rathbone. He was greeted with a warm and friendly welcome—a welcome he anticipated but which was still delightful; and after spending some time with the family in the house, he and the captain took a stroll in the garden, where Colonel Jeffery began to share his story. The captain listened with very few interruptions until he finished; and when he concluded by saying—
"And now I am come to ask your advice upon all these matters;" the captain immediately replied, in his warm, off-hand manner—
"And now I'm here to ask for your advice on all these things," the captain replied right away, in his friendly, casual way—
"I am afraid you won't find my advice of much importance; but I offer you my active co-operation in anything you think ought to be done or can be done in this affair, which, I assure you deeply interests me, and gives me the greatest possible impulse to exertion. You have but to command me in the matter, and I am completely at your disposal."
"I'm afraid you might not find my advice very valuable; but I'm here to actively help with anything you think should be done or can be done regarding this matter, which I assure you genuinely interests me and motivates me to take action. Just let me know what you need, and I'm completely at your service."
"I was quite certain you would say as much. But, notwithstanding the manner in which you shrink from giving an opinion, I am anxious to know what you really think with regard to what are, you will allow, most extraordinary circumstances."
"I was pretty sure you would say that. But, even though you seem reluctant to share your opinion, I'm eager to know what you really think about what are, you have to admit, very extraordinary circumstances."
"The most natural thing in the world," said Captain Rathbone, "at the first flush of the affair, seemed to be, that we ought to look for your friend Thornhill at the point where he disappeared."
"The most natural thing in the world," said Captain Rathbone, "at the very beginning of all this, seemed to be that we should search for your friend Thornhill at the spot where he went missing."
"At the barber's in Fleet-street?"
"At the barber's on Fleet Street?"
"Precisely. Did he leave the barber, or did he not?"
"Exactly. Did he leave the barber shop, or didn't he?"
"Sweeney Todd says that he left him, and proceeded down the street towards the city, in pursuance of a direction he had given him to Mr. Oakley, the spectacle-maker, and that he saw him get into some sort of disturbance at the end of the market; but to put against that, we have the fact of the dog remaining by the barber's door, and his refusing to leave it on any amount of solicitation. Now the very fact that a dog could act in such a way proclaims an amount of sagacity that seems to tell loudly against the presumption that such a creature could make any mistake."
"Sweeney Todd says he left him and walked down the street toward the city, following a direction he had given him to Mr. Oakley, the eyeglass maker. He saw him get into some kind of trouble at the end of the market. However, we also have the fact that the dog stayed by the barber's door and wouldn’t leave despite being urged to. The very fact that a dog could behave like that suggests a level of intelligence that strongly argues against the idea that such a creature could make any mistake."
"It does. What say you, now, to go into town to-morrow morning, and making a call at the barber's, without proclaiming we have any special errand, except to be shaved and dressed? Do you think he would know you again?"
"It does. What do you say to going into town tomorrow morning and stopping by the barber's, without mentioning that we have any special reason, other than to get shaved and groomed? Do you think he would recognize you again?"
"Scarcely, in plain clothes. I was in my undress uniform when I called with the captain of the Neptune, so that his impression of me must be of decidedly a military character; and the probability is, that he would not know me at all in the clothes of a civilian. I like the idea of giving a call at the barber's."
"Hardly dressed. I was in my undress uniform when I met with the captain of the Neptune, so he probably sees me as very much military; he likely wouldn’t recognize me at all in civilian clothes. I like the idea of stopping by the barber's."
"Do you think your friend Thornhill was a man likely to talk about the valuable pearls he had in his possession?"
"Do you think your friend Thornhill was the kind of guy who would talk about the valuable pearls he had?"
"Certainly not."
"Definitely not."
"I merely ask you, because they might have offered a great temptation; and if he has experienced any foul play at the hands of the barber, the idea of becoming possessed of such a valuable treasure might have been the inducement."
"I just want to know, because they might have been a huge temptation; and if he’s faced any wrongdoing from the barber, the thought of gaining such a valuable treasure could have been the reason."
"I do not think it probable, but it has struck me that, if we obtain any information whatever of Thornhill, it will be in consequence of these very pearls. They are of great value, and not likely to be overlooked; and yet, unless a customer be found for them, they are of no value at all; and nobody buys jewels of that character but from the personal vanity of making, of course, some public display of them."
"I don’t think it’s likely, but it occurred to me that if we get any information about Thornhill, it will probably be because of these very pearls. They’re really valuable and unlikely to be ignored; however, unless someone is found to buy them, they are worthless. And no one buys jewels like these except out of personal vanity, wanting to show them off publicly."
"That is true; and so, from hand to hand, we might trace those pearls until we come to the individual who must have had them from Thornhill himself, and who might be forced to account most strictly for the manner in which they came into his possession."
"That’s true; and so, from one person to another, we could follow those pearls until we find the individual who must have received them directly from Thornhill, and who may have to explain very carefully how they got into his hands."
After some more desultory conversation upon the subject, it was agreed that Colonel Jeffery should take a bed for the night at Lime Tree Lodge, and that, in the morning, they should both start for London, and, disguising themselves as respectable citizens, make some attempts, by talking about jewels and precious stones, to draw out the barber into a confession that he had something of the sort to dispose of; and, moreover, they fully intended to take away the dog, with the care of which Captain Rathbone charged himself. We may pass over the pleasant, social evening which the colonel passed with the amiable family of the Rathbones, and, skipping likewise a conversation of some strange and confused dreams which Jeffery had during the night concerning his friend Thornhill, we will presume that both the colonel and the captain have breakfasted, and that they have proceeded to London and are at the shop of a clothier in the neighbourhood of the Strand, in order to procure coats, wigs, and hats, that should disguise them for their visit to Sweeney Todd. Then, arm in arm, they walked towards Fleet-street, and soon arrived opposite the little shop within which there appears to be so much mystery.
After some more casual conversation about the topic, they agreed that Colonel Jeffery would spend the night at Lime Tree Lodge, and in the morning, they would both head to London. Disguising themselves as respectable citizens, they planned to casually talk about jewels and precious stones to lure the barber into confessing that he had something to sell. Additionally, they fully intended to take away the dog, which Captain Rathbone was responsible for. We can skip over the enjoyable evening Colonel Jeffery spent with the friendly Rathbone family, as well as a conversation about some strange and confusing dreams he had during the night concerning his friend Thornhill. Let's assume that both the colonel and the captain had breakfast, proceeded to London, and arrived at a clothing shop near the Strand to get coats, wigs, and hats to help disguise them for their visit to Sweeney Todd. Then, arm in arm, they walked toward Fleet Street and soon arrived in front of the little shop that holds so much mystery.
"The dog, you perceive, is not here," said the colonel; "I had my suspicions, however, when I passed with Johanna Oakley that something was amiss with him, and I have no doubt but that the rascally barber has fairly compassed his destruction."
"The dog, as you can see, isn't here," said the colonel; "I had my suspicions, though, when I was with Johanna Oakley that something was off with him, and I'm sure that the sneaky barber is behind his disappearance."
"If the barber be innocent," said Captain Rathbone, "you must admit that it would be one of the most confoundedly annoying things in the world to have a dog continually at his door assuming such an aspect of accusation, and in that case I can scarcely wonder at his putting the creature out of the way."
"If the barber is innocent," said Captain Rathbone, "you have to agree that it would be incredibly annoying to have a dog constantly at his door looking like it's accusing him, and in that case, I can hardly blame him for getting rid of the animal."
"No, presuming upon his innocence, certainly; but we will say nothing about all that, and remember we must come in as perfect strangers, knowing nothing of the affair of the dog, and presuming nothing about the disappearance of any one in this locality."
"No, assuming he’s innocent, definitely; but let’s not mention any of that and remember we need to come in as complete strangers, knowing nothing about the dog incident and assuming nothing about anyone’s disappearance in this area."
"Agreed, come on; if he should see us through the window, hanging about at all or hesitating, his suspicions will be at once awakened, and we shall do no good."
"Agreed, let’s go; if he sees us through the window, just standing around or hesitating, he’ll immediately get suspicious, and it won’t help us at all."
They both entered the shop and found Sweeney Todd wearing an extraordinary singular appearance, for there was a black patch over one of his eyes, which was kept in its place by a green riband that went round his head, so that he looked more fierce and diabolical than ever; and having shaved off a small whisker that he used to wear, his countenance, although to the full as hideous as ever, certainly had a different character of ugliness to that which had before characterised it, and attracted the attention of the colonel. That gentleman would hardly have known him again any where but in his own shop, and when we come to consider Sweeney Todd's adventures of the preceding evening, we shall feel not surprised that he saw the necessity of endeavouring to make as much change in his appearance as possible, for fear he should come across any of the parties who had chased him, and who, for all he knew to the contrary, might, quite unsuspectingly, drop in to be shaved in the course of the morning, perhaps to retail at that acknowledged mart for all sorts of gossip—a barber's shop—some of the very incidents which he has so well qualified himself to relate.
They both walked into the shop and saw Sweeney Todd looking quite striking, with a black patch over one eye held in place by a green ribbon around his head, making him appear even more fierce and menacing than usual. He had also shaved off a small beard he used to wear, so his face, while still as hideous as ever, had a different kind of ugliness that caught the colonel's attention. Honestly, that gentleman wouldn't have recognized him anywhere except in his own shop. Considering Sweeney Todd's escapades from the night before, it's no surprise he felt the need to change his appearance as much as possible, just in case he ran into anyone who had been after him, and who, for all he knew, might unknowingly stop by for a shave that morning, possibly sharing some of the very stories he had a knack for telling in the local gossip hub—a barber's shop.
"Shaved and dressed, gentlemen?" said Sweeney Todd, as his customers made their appearance.
"Shaved and suited up, gentlemen?" Sweeney Todd asked as his customers came in.
"Shaved only." said Captain Rathbone, who had agreed to be principal spokesman, in case Sweeney Todd should have any remembrance of the colonel's voice, and so suspect him.
"Shaved only," said Captain Rathbone, who had volunteered to be the main spokesperson in case Sweeney Todd recognized the colonel's voice and became suspicious of him.
"Pray be seated," said Sweeney Todd to Colonel Jeffery. "I'll soon polish off your friend, sir, and then I'll begin upon you. Would you like to see the morning paper, sir? it's at your service. I was just looking myself, sir, at a most mysterious circumstance, if it's true, but you can't believe, you know sir, all that is put in newspapers."
"Please have a seat," Sweeney Todd said to Colonel Jeffery. "I'll finish off your friend shortly, and then I'll turn my attention to you. Would you like to see the morning paper, sir? It's available for you. I was just reading about a rather mysterious incident, if it’s true, but you can't really trust everything that’s printed in newspapers, you know, sir."
"Thank you—thank you," said the colonel.
"Thank you—thank you," the colonel said.
Captain Rathbone sat down to be shaved, for he had purposely omitted that operation at home, in order that it should not appear a mere excuse to get into Sweeney Todd's shop.
Captain Rathbone sat down to get shaved, as he had deliberately skipped that routine at home to avoid it looking like a lame excuse to enter Sweeney Todd's shop.
"Why, sir," continued Sweeney Todd, "as I was saying, it is a most remarkable circumstance."
"Why, sir," Sweeney Todd continued, "as I was saying, it’s quite an extraordinary situation."
"Indeed!"
"Definitely!"
"Yes, sir, an old gentleman of the name of Fidler had been to receive a sum of money at the west-end of the town, and has never been heard of since; that was yesterday, sir, and here is a description of him in the papers of to-day. 'A snuff-coloured coat, and velvet smalls—black velvet, I should have said—silk stockings, and silver shoe-buckles, and a gold-headed cane, with W. D. F. upon it, meaning "William Dumpledown Fidler"—a most mysterious affair, gentlemen.'"
"Yes, sir, an elderly man named Fidler went to collect a sum of money at the west end of town and hasn't been seen since; that was yesterday, sir, and here’s a description of him in today’s papers. 'A brown coat, and black velvet pants—silk stockings, and silver shoe buckles, and a gold-headed cane, engraved with W. D. F. for "William Dumpledown Fidler"—it's quite a mysterious case, gentlemen.'"
A sort of groan came from the corner of the shop, and, on the impulse of the moment, Colonel Jeffery sprang to his feet, exclaiming—
A sort of groan came from the corner of the shop, and, in a moment of impulse, Colonel Jeffery sprang to his feet, exclaiming—
"What's that—what's that?"
"What's that—what's that?"
"Oh, it's only my apprentice, Tobias Ragg. He has got a pain in his stomach from eating too many of Lovett's pork pies. Aint that it, Tobias, my bud?"
"Oh, it's just my apprentice, Tobias Ragg. He’s got a stomach ache from eating too many of Lovett's pork pies. Isn’t that right, Tobias, my friend?"
"Yes, sir," said Tobias with another groan.
"Sure thing, sir," Tobias replied with another groan.
"Oh, indeed," said the colonel, "it ought to make him more careful for the future."
"Oh, definitely," said the colonel, "it should make him more cautious moving forward."
"It's to be hoped it will, sir; Tobias, do you hear what this gentleman says: it ought to make you more careful in future. I am too indulgent to you, that's the fact. Now, sir, I believe you are as clean shaved as ever you were in your life."
"It’s to be hoped it will, sir; Tobias, do you hear what this gentleman says: it should make you more careful in the future. I'm too easy on you, that’s the truth. Now, sir, I believe you’re as clean-shaven as you’ve ever been in your life."
"Why, yes," said Captain Rathbone, "I think that will do very well; and now, Mr. Green"—addressing the colonel by that assumed named—"and now, Mr. Green, be quick, or we shall be too late for the duke, and so lose the sale of some of our jewels."
"Sure," said Captain Rathbone, "I think that will work just fine; and now, Mr. Green"—speaking to the colonel by that fake name—"and now, Mr. Green, hurry up, or we'll miss the duke and lose the chance to sell some of our jewels."
"We shall indeed," said the colonel, "if we don't mind. We sat too long over our breakfast at the inn, and his grace is too rich and too good a customer to lose—he don't mind what price he gives for things that take his fancy, or the fancy of his duchess."
"We definitely will," said the colonel, "if we don’t mind. We spent too much time having breakfast at the inn, and his grace is too wealthy and too valuable a customer to let go—he doesn’t care what price he pays for things that catch his eye, or the eye of his duchess."
"Jewel merchants, gentlemen, I presume," said Sweeney Todd.
"Jewel merchants, I assume, gentlemen," said Sweeney Todd.
"Yes, we have been in that line for some time; and by one of us trading in one direction, and the other in another, we manage extremely well, because we exchange what suits our different customers, and keep up two distinct connexions."
"Yes, we have been in that line for a while; and by one of us trading in one direction and the other in another, we do really well because we exchange what fits our different customers and maintain two separate connections."
"A very good plan," said Sweeney Todd. "I'll be as quick as I can with you, sir. Dealing in jewels is better than shaving."
"A great plan," said Sweeney Todd. "I'll be as fast as I can with you, sir. Selling jewels is better than shaving."
"I dare say it is."
"I must say it is."
"Of course, it is, sir; here have I been slaving for some years in this shop, and not done much good—that is to say, when I talk of not having done much good, I admit I have made enough to retire upon quietly and comfortably, and I mean to do so very shortly. There you are, sir, shaved with celerity you seldom meet with, and as clean as possible, for the small charge of one penny. Thank you, gentlemen—there's your change; good morning."
"Of course it is, sir; I've been working hard in this shop for several years, and I haven't really done much good—though I will say I've made enough to comfortably retire, and I plan to do that very soon. There you go, sir, a quick shave you rarely find, and as clean as can be, for just one penny. Thank you, gentlemen—here's your change; good morning."
They had no resource but to leave the shop; and when they had gone Sweeney Todd, as he stropped the razor he had been using upon his hand, gave a most diabolical grin, muttering—
They had no choice but to leave the shop; and once they were gone, Sweeney Todd, as he sharpened the razor he had been using on his hand, gave a sinister grin, muttering—
"Clever—very ingenious—but it won't do. Oh dear, no, not at all! I am not so easily taken in—diamond merchants, ah! ah! and no objection, of course, to deal in pearls—a good jest that, truly, a capital jest. If I had been accustomed to be so easily defeated, I had not now been here a living man. Tobias, Tobias, I say."
"Clever—very clever—but that's not going to work. Oh no, definitely not! I'm not so easily fooled—diamond sellers, ha! ha! and of course, no problem with dealing in pearls—a good joke that, really, a great joke. If I were the type to get beaten so easily, I wouldn't still be here alive. Tobias, I say, Tobias."
"Yes, sir," said the lad, dejectedly.
"Yeah, sure," the boy said, feeling down.
"Have you forgotten your mother's danger in case you breathe a syllable of anything that has occurred here, or that you think has occurred here, or so much as dream of?"
"Have you forgotten the danger your mother is in if you say even a word about anything that has happened here, or that you think happened here, or even if you just dream about it?"
"No," said the boy, "indeed I have not. I never can forget it, if I were to live a hundred years."
"No," said the boy, "I really haven't. I could never forget it, even if I lived a hundred years."
"That's well, prudent, excellent, Tobias. Go out now, and if those two persons who were here last, waylay you in the street, let them say what they will, and do you reply to them as shortly as possible; but be sure you come back to me quickly and report what they do say. They turned to the left, towards the city—now be off with you."
"That’s good, wise, excellent, Tobias. Go out now, and if those two people who were here last try to approach you in the street, let them say whatever they want, and just respond to them as briefly as you can; but make sure you come back to me quickly and let me know what they say. They went to the left, toward the city—now hurry along."
"It's of no use," said Colonel Jeffery to the captain; "the barber is either too cunning for me, or he is really innocent of all participation in the disappearance of Thornhill."
"It's pointless," Colonel Jeffery told the captain; "the barber is either too clever for me, or he really has nothing to do with Thornhill's disappearance."
"And yet there are suspicious circumstances. I watched his countenance when the subject of jewels was mentioned, and I saw a sudden change come over it; it was but momentary, but still it gave me a suspicion that he knew something which caution alone kept within the recesses of his breast. The conduct of the boy, too, was strange; and then again, if he has the string of pearls, their value would give him all the power to do what he says he is about to do—viz., to retire from business with an independence."
"And yet there are some suspicious circumstances. I noticed his expression when jewels were mentioned, and I saw a quick change come over his face; it was brief, but it made me suspect he knew something that he was keeping hidden out of caution. The boy's behavior was also odd; and if he does have the string of pearls, their value would give him all the ability to do what he claims he plans to do—namely, to retire from business with financial independence."
"Hush! There, did you see that lad?"
"Hush! Did you see that guy over there?"
"Yes; why it's the barber's boy."
"Yeah; it's the barber's child."
"It is the same lad he called Tobias—shall we speak to him?"
"It’s the same kid he called Tobias—should we talk to him?"
"Let's make a bolder push, and offer him an ample reward for any information he may give us."
"Let's take a stronger approach and offer him a generous reward for any information he might provide."
"Agreed, agreed."
"Okay, okay."
They both walked up to Tobias, who was listlessly walking along the streets, and when they reached him, they were both struck with the appearance of care and sadness that was upon the boy's face. He looked perfectly haggard and careworn—an expression sad to see upon the face of one so young; and, when the colonel accosted him in a kindly tone, he seemed so unnerved that tears immediately darted to his eyes, although at the same time he shrank back as if alarmed.
They both approached Tobias, who was walking aimlessly down the streets, and when they got to him, they were both taken aback by the look of worry and sorrow on the boy's face. He looked completely exhausted and worn out—an expression so sad to see on someone so young; and when the colonel spoke to him in a gentle tone, he appeared so shaken that tears instantly filled his eyes, even as he pulled back as if startled.
"My lad," said the colonel, "you reside, I think, with Sweeney Todd, the barber. Is he not a kind master to you, that you seem so unhappy?"
"My boy," said the colonel, "I believe you live with Sweeney Todd, the barber. Isn't he a good boss to you, seeing how unhappy you look?"
"No, no—that is, I mean yes, I have nothing to tell. Let me pass on."
"No, no—I mean yes, I really have nothing to say. Just let me go."
"What is the meaning of this confusion?"
"What does this confusion mean?"
"Nothing, nothing."
"Nothing, nothing."
"I say, my lad, here is a guinea for you, if you will tell us what became of the man of a sea-faring appearance, who came with a dog to your master's house, some days since, to be shaved."
"I’m telling you, kid, here’s a guinea for you if you can tell us what happened to that seafaring guy who came to your boss's house with a dog a few days ago to get a shave."
"I cannot tell you," said the boy, "I cannot tell you what I do not know."
"I can't tell you," said the boy, "I can't tell you what I don't know."
"But, you have some idea, probably. Come, we will make it worth your while, and thereby protect you from Sweeney Todd. We have the power to do so, and all the inclination; but you must be quite explicit with us, and tell us frankly what you think, and what you know concerning the man in whose fate we are interested."
"But you probably have some idea. Come on, we’ll make it worth your while and keep you safe from Sweeney Todd. We have the means to do it and the motivation; but you need to be completely open with us and tell us honestly what you think and what you know about the man whose fate we care about."
"I know nothing, I think nothing," said Tobias. "Let me go, I have nothing to say, except that he was shaved, and went away."
"I don't know anything, I don't think anything," said Tobias. "Just let me go; I have nothing to say except that he was shaved and left."
"But how came he to leave his dog behind him?"
"But how did he end up leaving his dog behind?"
"I cannot tell. I know nothing."
"I don't know. I have no idea."
"It is evident that you do know something, but hesitate either from fear or some other motive to tell it; as you are inaccessible to fair means, we must resort to others, and you shall at once come before a magistrate, who will force you to speak out."
"It’s clear that you do know something, but you’re hesitating to share it, either out of fear or some other reason. Since you’re not responding to reasonable approaches, we’ll have to take other measures, and you will be brought before a magistrate who will make you speak."
"Do with me what you will," said Tobias, "I cannot help it. I have nothing to say to you, nothing whatever. Oh, my poor mother, if it were not for you—"
"Do whatever you want with me," said Tobias, "I can't help it. I have nothing to say to you, absolutely nothing. Oh, my poor mother, if it weren’t for you—"
"What then?"
"What's next?"
"Nothing! nothing! nothing!"
"Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!"
It was but a threat of the colonel to take the boy before a magistrate, for he had really no grounds for so doing; and if the boy chose to keep a secret, if he had one, not all the magistrates in the world could force words from his lips that he felt not inclined to utter; and so, after one more effort, they felt that they must leave him.
It was just a threat from the colonel to take the boy to a magistrate, as he had no real reason to do so; and if the boy wanted to keep a secret, if he had one, no magistrate in the world could make him say anything he didn't want to share; so, after one last attempt, they realized they had to let him go.
"Boy," said the colonel, "you are young, and cannot well judge of the consequences of particular lines of conduct; you ought to weigh well what you are about, and hesitate long before you determine keeping dangerous secrets: we can convince you that we have the power of completely protecting you from all that Sweeney Todd could possibly attempt. Think again, for this is an opportunity of saving yourself perhaps from much future misery, that may never arise again."
"Kid," said the colonel, "you're still young, and you might not fully understand the consequences of your actions. You should think carefully about what you're doing and take your time before deciding to keep dangerous secrets. We can assure you that we have the ability to completely protect you from anything Sweeney Todd might try. Consider this carefully, because this is a chance to save yourself from a lot of possible future pain that may not come around again."
"I have nothing to say," said the boy, "I have nothing to say."
"I don't have anything to say," said the boy, "I don't have anything to say."
He uttered these words with such an agonized expression of countenance, that they were both convinced he had something to say, and that, too, of the first importance—a something which would be valuable to them in the way of information, extremely valuable probably, and yet which they felt the utter impossibility of wringing from him. They were compelled to leave him, and likewise with the additional mortification, that, far from making any advance in the matter, they had placed themselves and their cause in a much worse position, in so far as they had awakened all Sweeney Todd's suspicions if he were guilty, and yet advanced not one step in the transaction. And then, to make the matter all the more perplexing, there was still the possibility that they might be altogether upon a wrong scent, and that the barber of Fleet-street had no more to do with the disappearance of Mr. Thornhill than they had themselves.
He said these words with such an agonized expression that both of them were convinced he had something important to share—something that would be really valuable to them in terms of information, probably very valuable—but they felt completely unable to get it out of him. They had to leave him, and it was even more frustrating because, instead of making progress, they had put themselves and their cause in a worse position, having raised all of Sweeney Todd's suspicions if he was guilty, yet not getting any closer to solving the issue. To make things even more confusing, there was still the chance that they were completely wrong and that the barber of Fleet Street had nothing to do with Mr. Thornhill's disappearance.
CHAPTER XI.
THE STRANGER AT LOVETT'S.
Towards the dusk of the evening of that day, after the last batch of pies at Lovett's had been disposed of, there walked into the shop a man most miserably clad, and who stood for a few moments staring with weakness and hunger at the counter before he spoke. Mrs. Lovett was there, but she had no smile for him, and instead of its usual bland expression, her countenance wore an aspect of anger, as she forestalled what the man had to say, by exclaiming—
Towards the end of that evening, after the last batch of pies at Lovett's had been sold, a poorly dressed man walked into the shop. He stood for a few moments, staring weakly and hungrily at the counter before he said anything. Mrs. Lovett was there, but she didn’t smile at him. Instead of her usual friendly expression, her face showed anger as she interrupted what the man was about to say by exclaiming—
"Go away, we never give anything to beggars."
"Get lost, we never give anything to panhandlers."
There came a flush of colour for the moment across the features of the stranger, and then he replied—
There was a brief flash of color on the stranger's face, and then he answered—
"Mistress Lovett, I do not come to ask alms of you, but to know if you can recommend me to any employment?"
"Mistress Lovett, I'm not here to ask for charity, but to see if you can recommend me for any work?"
"Recommend you! recommend a ragged wretch like you?"
"Recommend you! Recommend a rough loser like you?"
"I am a ragged wretch, and, moreover, quite destitute. In better times I have sat at your counter, and paid cheerfully for what I wanted, and then one of your softest smiles has ever been at my disposal. I do not say this as a reproach to you, because the cause of your smile was well known to be a self-interested one, and when that cause had passed away, I can no longer expect it; but I am so situated, that I am willing to do anything for a mere subsistence."
"I’m a worn-out mess and, on top of that, completely broke. In better days, I used to sit at your counter and gladly pay for what I needed, and your warm smiles were always available to me. I’m not saying this to blame you, because everyone knew your smiles came from a self-serving place, and once that reason was gone, I couldn’t expect them anymore; but I’m in a position now where I’m willing to do anything just to get by."
"Oh, yes, and then when you get into a better case again, I have no doubt but you have quite sufficient insolence to make you unbearable; besides, what employment can we have but pie-making, and we have a man already who suits us very well with the exception that he, as you would do if we were to exchange him, has grown insolent, and fancies himself master of the place."
"Oh, yes, and then when you find yourself in a better situation again, I'm sure you’ll have enough arrogance to become unbearable; besides, what else can we do except make pies, and we already have a guy who works for us really well, except for the fact that he, just like you would if we replaced him, has become arrogant and thinks he's the boss around here."

The Stranger At Mrs. Lovett's Pie Shop.
The Stranger at Mrs. Lovett's Pie Shop.
"Well, well," said the stranger, "of course, there is always sufficient argument against the poor and destitute to keep them so. If you will assert that my conduct will be the nature you describe, it is quite impossible for me to prove the contrary."
"Well, well," said the stranger, "there’s always plenty of reasons to keep the poor and needy in that situation. If you say that my actions will be as you describe, it’s completely impossible for me to prove otherwise."
He turned and was about to leave the shop, but Mrs. Lovett called after him saying—
He turned and was about to leave the shop, but Mrs. Lovett called after him saying—
"Come in again in two hours."
"Come back in 2 hours."
He paused a moment or two, and then, turning his emaciated countenance upon her, said—
He paused for a moment, and then, turning his thin face toward her, said—
"I will if my strength permit me—water from the pumps in the street is but a poor thing for a man to subsist upon for twenty-four hours."
"I will if I have the strength—drawing water from the street pumps is not a great way for someone to survive for twenty-four hours."
"You may take one pie."
"You're allowed to take one pie."
The half-famished, miserable-looking man seized upon a pie, and devoured it in an instant.
The starving, miserable-looking man grabbed a pie and gobbled it down in no time.
"My name," he said, "is Jarvis Williams; I'll be here, never fear, Mrs. Lovett, in two hours; and, notwithstanding all you have said, you shall find no change in my behaviour because I may be well kept and better clothed; but if I should feel dissatisfied with my situation, I will leave it, and no harm done."
"My name," he said, "is Jarvis Williams; I'll be here, don’t worry, Mrs. Lovett, in two hours; and despite everything you’ve said, you’ll see no change in how I act just because I might be better taken care of and dressed; but if I start feeling unhappy with my situation, I’ll walk away, and no harm done."
So saying, he walked from the shop, and when he was gone, a strange expression came across the countenance of Mrs. Lovett, and she said in a low tone to herself—
So saying, he walked out of the shop, and once he was gone, a strange look crossed Mrs. Lovett's face, and she murmured to herself—
"He might suit for a few months, like the rest, and it is clear that we must get rid of the one we have; I must think of it."
"He might work for a few months, like the others, and it's obvious that we need to get rid of the one we have; I have to think about it."
There is a cellar of vast extent, and of dim and sepulchral aspect—some rough red tiles are laid upon the floor, and pieces of flint and large jagged stones have been hammered into the earthen walls to strengthen them; while here and there rough huge pillars made by beams of timber rise perpendicularly from the floor, and prop large flat pieces of wood against the ceiling, to support it. Here and there gleaming lights seem to be peeping out from furnaces, and there is a strange hissing, simmering sound going on, while the whole air is impregnated with a rich and savoury vapour. This is Lovett's pie manufactory beneath the pavement of Bell-yard and at this time a night-batch of some thousands is being made for the purpose of being sent by carts the first thing in the morning all over the suburbs of London. By the earliest dawn of day a crowd of itinerant hawkers of pies would make their appearance, carrying off a large quantity to regular customers who had them daily, and no more thought of being without them, than of forbidding the milkman or the baker to call at their residences. It will be seen and understood, therefore, that the retail part of Mrs. Lovett's business, which took place principally between the hours of twelve and one, was by no means the most important or profitable portion of a concern which was really of immense magnitude, and which brought in a large yearly income. To stand in the cellar when this immense manufacture of what, at first sight, would appear such a trivial article was carried on, and to look about as far as the eye could reach, was by no means to have a sufficient idea of the extent of the place; for there were as many doors in different directions and singular low-arched entrances to different vaults, which all appeared as black as midnight, that one might almost suppose the inhabitants of all the surrounding neighbourhood had, by common consent given up their cellars to Lovett's pie factory. There is but one miserable light, except the occasional fitful glare that comes from the ovens where the pies are stewing, hissing, and spluttering in their own luscious gravy. There is but one man, too, throughout all the place, and he is sitting on a low three-legged stool in one corner, with his head resting upon his hands, and gently rocking to and fro, as he utters scarcely audible moans. He is but lightly clad; in fact, he seems to have but little on him except a shirt and a pair of loose canvas trousers. The sleeves of the former are turned up beyond his elbows, and on his head he has a white night-cap. It seems astonishing that such a man, even with the assistance of Mrs. Lovett, could make so many pies as are required in a day; but then, system does wonders, and in those cellars there are various mechanical contrivances for kneading the dough, chopping up the meat, &c., which greatly reduced the labour. But what a miserable object is that man—what a sad and soul-striken wretch he looks! His face is pale and haggard, his eyes deeply sunken; and, as he removes his hands from before his visage, and looks about him, a more perfect picture of horror could not have been found.
There’s a huge cellar with a dim and gloomy look—some rough red tiles cover the floor, and pieces of flint and large jagged stones have been hammered into the earthen walls for support; here and there, massive pillars made of timber rise straight up from the floor, propping large flat beams against the ceiling. Glimmering lights peek out from the furnaces, and a strange hissing and simmering sound fills the air, which is saturated with a rich and savory aroma. This is Lovett's pie factory located beneath the pavement of Bell-yard, and right now, they’re preparing a night batch of thousands of pies to be sent out by cart first thing in the morning all over the suburbs of London. By dawn, a crowd of traveling pie sellers will show up, taking large quantities to regular customers who expect them daily, just like they expect the milkman or the baker to come by. It’s clear that the retail side of Mrs. Lovett's business, which mainly happens between twelve and one, isn’t the most important or profitable part of this surprisingly large operation that brings in significant annual income. Standing in the cellar while this massive operation, which seems trivial at first glance, is in full swing, and looking around as far as the eye can see, doesn’t give a true sense of the place’s size; there are many doors leading in different directions and odd low archways to various vaults that appear as dark as night, suggesting that everyone in the surrounding area had collectively given over their cellars to Lovett's pie factory. There’s only one miserable light, aside from the occasional flicker from the ovens where the pies are cooking, hissing, and bubbling in their own savory gravy. There’s also just one man in the whole place, sitting on a low three-legged stool in one corner, his head resting on his hands as he gently rocks back and forth, barely making any sounds of distress. He’s dressed very lightly; it seems he has hardly anything on except a shirt and a pair of loose canvas trousers. The sleeves of his shirt are rolled up past his elbows, and he’s wearing a white nightcap. It’s amazing that such a man, even with Mrs. Lovett's help, could make the number of pies needed in a day; but then again, a good system makes a huge difference, and in those cellars, there are various mechanical tools for kneading dough, chopping meat, etc., that significantly lighten the workload. But that man is such a pitiful sight—he looks so sad and broken! His face is pale and worn, his eyes deeply sunken; and as he pulls his hands away from his face and looks around, you couldn’t find a more perfect image of horror.
"I must leave to-night," he said, in coarse accents—"I must leave to-night. I know too much—my brain is full of horrors. I have not slept now for five nights, nor dare I eat anything but the raw flour. I will leave to-night if they do not watch me too closely. Oh! if I could but get into the streets—if I could but once again breathe the fresh air! Hush! what's that? I thought I heard a noise."
"I have to leave tonight," he said, in rough tones. "I have to leave tonight. I know too much—my mind is filled with horrors. I haven't slept for five nights, and I'm too scared to eat anything but raw flour. I’ll leave tonight if they don’t keep too close an eye on me. Oh! If only I could get back to the streets—if only I could breathe fresh air one more time! Wait, what's that? I thought I heard a noise."
He rose, and stood trembling and listening; but all was still, save the simmering and hissing of the pies, and then he resumed his seat with a deep sigh.
He got up and stood there shaking, listening; but everything was quiet except for the bubbling and hissing of the pies, and then he sat back down with a heavy sigh.
"All the doors fastened upon me," he said, "what can it mean? It's very horrible, and my heart dies within me. Six weeks only have I been here—only six weeks. I was starving before I came. Alas, alas! how much better to have starved! I should have been dead before now, and spared all this agony."
"All the doors are locked up tight," he said, "what could it mean? It’s really awful, and my heart feels like it’s dying inside me. I’ve only been here for six weeks—just six weeks. I was starving before I arrived. Oh, how much better it would have been to have starved! I would have been dead by now and saved all this pain."
"Skinner!" cried a voice, and it was a female one—"Skinner, how long will the ovens be?"
"Skinner!" a voice called out, and it was a woman's—"Skinner, how long until the ovens are ready?"
"A quarter of an hour—a quarter of an hour, Mrs. Lovett. God help me!"
"A quarter of an hour—a quarter of an hour, Mrs. Lovett. God help me!"
"What is that you say?"
"What do you mean?"
"I said, God help me!—surely a man may say that without offence."
"I said, God help me!—surely a guy can say that without causing any offense."
A door slammed shut, and the miserable man was alone again.
A door slammed shut, and the unhappy man was alone once more.
"How strangely," he said, "on this night my thoughts go back to early days, and to what I once was. The pleasant scenes of my youth recur to me. I see again the ivy-mantled porch, and the pleasant village green. I hear again the merry ringing laughter of my playmates, and there, in my mind's eye, appears to me the bubbling stream, and the ancient mill, the old mansion-house, with its tall turrets, and its air of silent grandeur. I hear the music of the birds, and the winds making rough melody among the trees. 'Tis very strange that all those sights and sounds should come back to me at such a time as this, as if just to remind me what a wretch I am."
"How strange," he said, "that tonight my thoughts drift back to my early days and to who I used to be. The happy scenes of my childhood come back to me. I can see the ivy-covered porch and the lovely village green. I can hear the joyful laughter of my friends, and there in my mind's eye appears the bubbling stream, the old mill, and the grand old house with its tall turrets and an air of quiet dignity. I hear the birds singing and the wind creating a rough melody among the trees. It’s really strange that all these sights and sounds should return to me at a time like this, as if to remind me what a miserable person I've become."
He was silent for a few moments, during which he trembled with emotion; then he spoke again, saying—
He was quiet for a few moments, during which he shook with emotion; then he spoke again, saying—
"Thus the forms of those whom I once knew, and many of whom have gone already to the silent tomb, appear to come thronging round me. They bend their eyes momentarily upon me, and, with settled expressions, show acutely the sympathy they feel for me. I see her, too, who first, in my bosom, lit up the flame of soft affection. I see her gliding past me like the dim vision of a dream, indistinct, but beautiful; no more than a shadow—and yet to me most palpable. What am I now—what am I now?"
"Now, the faces of those I once knew, many of whom have already departed to the quiet grave, seem to gather around me. They look at me for a moment, and with serious expressions, reveal the deep sympathy they have for me. I also see her, the one who first ignited the flame of tender feelings in my heart. I see her moving by like a faint image from a dream, unclear yet beautiful; just a shadow—but still so real to me. What am I now—what am I now?"
He resumed his former position, with his head resting upon his hands; he rocked himself slowly to and fro, uttering those moans of a tortured spirit, which we have before noticed. But see, one of the small arch doors open, in the gloom of those vaults, and a man, in a stooping posture, creeps in—a half-mask is upon his face, and he wears a cloak; but both his hands are at liberty. In one of them he carries a double-headed hammer, with a powerful handle, of about ten inches in length. He has probably come out of a darker place than the one into which he now so cautiously creeps, for he shades the light from his eyes, as if it were suddenly rather too much for him, and then he looks cautiously round the vault, until he sees the crouched-up figure of the man whose duty it is to attend the ovens. From that moment he looks at nothing else; but advances towards him, steadily and cautiously. It is evident that great secresy is his object, for he is walking on his stocking soles only; and it is impossible to hear the slightest sounds of his foot-steps. Nearer and nearer he comes, so slowly, and yet so surely, towards him, who still keeps up the low moaning sound, indicative of mental anquish. Now he is close to him, and he bends over him for a moment, with a look of fiendish malice. It is a look which, despite his mask, glances full from his eyes, and then grasping the hammer tightly, in both hands, he raises it slowly above his head, and gives it a swinging motion through the air. There is no knowing what induced the man that was crouching on the stool to rise at that moment; but he did so, and paced about with great quickness. A sudden shriek burst from his lips, as he beheld so terrific an apparition before him; but, before he could repeat the word, the hammer descended, crushing into his skull, and he fell lifeless, without a moan.
He went back to his previous position, resting his head on his hands; he rocked himself slowly back and forth, making those sounds of a tortured spirit that we've mentioned before. But look, one of the small arch doors opens in the shadows of those vaults, and a man, hunched over, sneaks in—he's wearing a half-mask and a cloak; both of his hands are free. In one hand, he has a double-headed hammer with a sturdy handle about ten inches long. He probably came from a darker place than the one he's now entering cautiously, as he shields his eyes from the light, which seems a bit overwhelming for him, and then he scans the vault until he spots the crouched figure of the man assigned to tend to the ovens. From that moment, he focuses solely on him and moves closer, steadily and carefully. It's clear that he wants to remain secretive, as he's only walking on his stockinged feet; not a sound can be heard from his footsteps. Closer and closer he approaches, so slowly yet surely, toward the man, who continues to moan softly, betraying his mental anguish. Now he's right next to him, bending over for a moment with an expression of wicked malice. It’s a look that, despite the mask, shines clearly from his eyes, and then gripping the hammer tightly with both hands, he raises it slowly above his head and swings it through the air. It's hard to say what made the man on the stool stand up at that moment; but he did, moving around quickly. A sudden scream erupted from his lips as he saw such a terrifying figure before him; but before he could say anything again, the hammer came down, smashing into his skull, and he collapsed lifelessly, without a sound.
"And so, Mr. Jarvis Williams, you have kept your word," said Mrs. Lovett to the emaciated, care-worn stranger, who had solicited employment of her, "and so, Jarvis Williams, you have kept your word, and come for employment?"
"And so, Mr. Jarvis Williams, you’ve kept your promise," said Mrs. Lovett to the thin, weary stranger who had asked her for a job, "and so, Jarvis Williams, you’ve kept your promise and come for work?"
"I have, madam, and hope that you can give it to me: I frankly tell you that I would seek for something better, and more congenial to my disposition, if I could; but who would employ one presenting such a wretched appearance as I do? You see that I am all in rags, and I have told you that I have been half starved, and therefore it is only some common and ordinary employment that I can hope to get, and that made me come to you."
"I have, ma'am, and I hope you can give it to me: I’ll be honest, I would look for something better and more suited to my personality if I could; but who would hire someone who looks as terrible as I do? You can see I’m all in tatters, and I mentioned that I’ve been half-starved, so I can only hope for some basic, ordinary job, which is why I came to you."
"Well, I don't see why we should not make a trial of you, at all events, so if you like to go down into the bakehouse, I will follow you, and show you what you have to do. You remember that you have to live entirely upon the pies, unless you like to purchase for yourself anything else, which you may do if you can get the money. We give none, and you must likewise agree never to leave the bakehouse."
"Well, I don’t see why we shouldn’t give you a chance, so if you want to go into the bakehouse, I’ll follow you and show you what you need to do. Remember, you have to live only on the pies unless you want to buy anything else for yourself, which you can do if you can get the money. We don’t provide any, and you also need to agree never to leave the bakehouse."
"Never to leave it?"
"Never leave it?"
"Never, unless you leave it for good, and for all; if upon those conditions you choose to accept the situation, you may, and if not, you can go about your business at once, and leave it alone."
"Never, unless you truly walk away for good; if you choose to accept the situation under those terms, you can, but if not, you can get on with your life right now and just leave it alone."
"Alas, madam, I have no resource; but you spoke of having a man already."
"Unfortunately, ma'am, I have no options; but you mentioned having a man already."
"Yes; but he has gone to his friends; he has gone to some of his very oldest friends, who will be quite glad to see him, so now say the word:—are you willing or are you not, to take the situation?"
"Yes, but he has gone to his friends; he has gone to some of his very oldest friends, who will be really happy to see him. So now, what's the deal: are you in or are you out, ready to take the situation?"
"My poverty and my destitution consent, if my will be averse, Mrs. Lovett; but, of course, I quite understand that I leave when I please."
"My poverty and my lack of resources agree, even if I don't want to, Mrs. Lovett; but, of course, I completely understand that I can leave whenever I want."
"Oh, of course, we never think of keeping anybody many hours after they begin to feel uncomfortable. If you be ready, follow me."
"Oh, of course, we never think about keeping anyone for long once they start to feel uncomfortable. If you're ready, follow me."
"I am quite ready, and thankful for a shelter. All the brightest visions of my early life have long since faded away, and it matters little or indeed nothing what now becomes of me; I will follow you, madam, freely, upon the conditions you have mentioned."
"I’m completely ready and grateful for a place to stay. All the best dreams of my youth have long disappeared, and it really doesn’t matter what happens to me now; I will follow you, ma'am, willingly, under the conditions you’ve mentioned."
Mrs. Lovett lifted up a portion of the counter which permitted him to pass behind it, and then he followed her into a small room, which was at the back of the shop. She then took a key from her pocket, and opened an old door which was in the wainscoting, and immediately behind which was a flight of stairs. These she descended, and Jarvis Williams followed her, to a considerable depth, after which she took an iron bar from behind another door, and flung it open, showing her new assistant the interior of that vault which we have already very briefly described.
Mrs. Lovett lifted a section of the counter to let him through, and then she led him into a small room at the back of the shop. She took a key from her pocket and unlocked an old door in the wainscoting, behind which was a set of stairs. She went down, and Jarvis Williams followed her for quite a way, after which she grabbed an iron bar from behind another door and swung it open, revealing the interior of the vault we’ve briefly described before.
"These," she said, "are the ovens, and I will proceed to show you how you can manufacture the pies, feed the furnaces, and make yourself generally useful. Flour will be always let down through a trap-door from the upper shop, as well as everything required for making the pies but the meat, and that you will always find ranged upon shelves either in lumps or steaks, in a small room through this door, but it is only at particular times you will find the door open; and whenever you do so, you had better always take out what meat you think you will require for the next batch."
"These," she said, "are the ovens, and I'll show you how to make the pies, feed the furnaces, and generally be helpful. Flour will always come down through a trapdoor from the upper shop, along with everything you need to make the pies except the meat. You'll find the meat on shelves, either in chunks or steaks, in a small room through this door, but the door only opens at certain times. So, whenever you find it open, it's best to take out the meat you think you'll need for the next batch."
"I understand all that, madam," said Williams, "but how does it get there?"
"I get all that, ma'am," said Williams, "but how does it end up there?"
"That's no business of yours; so long as you are supplied with it, that is sufficient for you; and now I will go through the process of making one pie, so that you may know how to proceed, and you will find with what amazing quickness they can be manufactured if you set about them in the proper manner."
"That's not your concern; as long as you have what you need, that's enough for you. Now I’ll show you how to make a pie, so you’ll know the steps, and you'll see how quickly they can be made if you tackle them the right way."
She then showed him how a piece of meat thrown into a machine became finely minced up, by merely turning a handle; and then how flour and water and lard were mixed up together, to make the crust of the pies, by another machine, which threw out the paste thus manufactured in small pieces, each just large enough for a pie. Lastly, she showed him how a tray, which just held a hundred, could be filled, and, by turning a windlass, sent up to the shop, through a square trap-door, which went right up to the very counter.
She then showed him how a piece of meat thrown into a machine became finely minced just by turning a handle; and then how flour, water, and lard were mixed together to make the crust for the pies using another machine, which dispensed the dough in small pieces, each just the right size for a pie. Lastly, she showed him how a tray that held one hundred could be filled and, by turning a crank, sent up to the shop through a square trapdoor that opened right up to the counter.
"And now," she said, "I must leave you. As long as you are industrious you will go on very well, but as soon as you begin to be idle, and neglect the orders which are sent to you by me, you will get a piece of information which will be useful, and which if you be a prudent man will enable you to know what you are about."
"And now," she said, "I have to go. As long as you stay hardworking, you’ll do just fine, but as soon as you start slacking off and ignoring the instructions I give you, you’ll get some information that will be useful, and if you’re smart about it, you'll know what to do."
"What is that? you may as well give it to me now."
"What is that? You might as well give it to me now."
"No; we seldom find there is occasion for it at first, but, after a time, when you get well fed, you are pretty sure to want it."
"No, we rarely find a need for it at first, but after a while, when you're well-fed, you’re likely to want it."
So saying she left the place, and he heard the door by which he had entered, carefully barred after her. Suddenly then he heard her voice again, and so clearly and distinctly, too, that he thought she must have come back again; but upon looking up at the door, he found that that arose from her speaking through a small grating at the upper part of it, to which her mouth was closely placed.
So saying, she left the place, and he heard the door he had entered through being carefully barred after her. Suddenly, he heard her voice again, and it was so clear and distinct that he thought she must have come back; but when he looked up at the door, he realized it was her speaking through a small grating at the top of it, with her mouth pressed against it.
"Remember your duty," she said, "and I warn you, that any attempt to leave here will be as futile as it will be dangerous."
"Remember your duty," she said, "and I warn you, any attempt to leave here will be just as pointless as it is dangerous."
"Except with your consent, when I relinquish the situation."
"Unless you agree, when I let go of the situation."
"Oh, certainly—certainly, you are quite right there, everybody who relinquishes the situation goes to his old friends, whom he has not seen for many years, perhaps."
"Oh, definitely—definitely, you're absolutely right. Everyone who leaves the situation goes back to their old friends, whom they haven't seen in many years, maybe."
"What a strange manner of talking she has!" said Jarvis Williams to himself, when he found he was alone. "There seems to be some singular and hidden meaning in every word she utters. What can she mean by a communication being made to me, if I neglect my duty! It is very strange; and what a singular looking place this is! I think it would be quite unbearable if it were not for the delightful odour of the pies, and they are indeed delicious—perhaps more delicious to me, who has been famished so long, and have gone through so much wretchedness; there is no one here but myself, and I am hungry now—frightfully hungry, and whether the pies be done or not, I'll have half a dozen of them at any rate, so here goes."
"What a weird way of speaking she has!" Jarvis Williams said to himself when he realized he was alone. "There seems to be some strange and hidden meaning in everything she says. What does she mean by saying a message is being sent to me if I don't do my duty? It’s really odd; and this place looks so strange! I think it would be totally unbearable if it weren’t for the amazing smell of the pies, and they really are delicious—maybe even more delicious to me since I’ve been starving for so long and have gone through so much misery. There's no one here but me, and I am really hungry—terribly hungry, and whether the pies are ready or not, I'm going to have half a dozen of them anyway, so here I go."
He opened one of the ovens, and the fragrant steam that came out was perfectly delicious, and he sniffed it up with a satisfaction such as he had never felt before, as regards anything that was eatable.
He opened one of the ovens, and the delicious steam that came out was amazing. He inhaled it with a satisfaction he had never experienced before when it came to anything edible.
"Is it possible," he said "that I shall be able to make such delicious pies? At all events one can't starve here, and if it be a kind of imprisonment, it's a pleasant one. Upon my soul, they are nice, even half-cooked—delicious! I'll have another half-dozen, there are lots of them—delightful! I can't keep the gravy from running out of the corners of my mouth. Upon my soul, Mrs. Lovett, I don't know where you get your meat, but it's all as tender as young chickens, and the fat actually melts away in one's mouth. Ah, these are pies, something like pies!—they are positively fit for the gods!"
"Is it possible," he said, "that I can make such delicious pies? Anyway, you can't starve here, and if it is a kind of imprisonment, it's a pleasant one. Honestly, they're great, even half-cooked—delicious! I'll have another half-dozen; there are plenty of them—delightful! I can't keep the gravy from running out of the corners of my mouth. Honestly, Mrs. Lovett, I don’t know where you get your meat, but it’s all as tender as young chickens, and the fat really melts in your mouth. Ah, these are pies, real pies!—they're truly fit for the gods!"
Mrs. Lovett's new man ate twelve threepenny pies, and then he thought of leaving off. It was a little drawback not to have anything to wash them down with but cold water; but he reconciled himself to this.
Mrs. Lovett's new guy ate twelve three-penny pies, and then he thought about stopping. It was a bit of a downside to have nothing to drink with them except cold water, but he got used to it.
"For," as he said, "after all it would be a pity to take the flavour of such pies out of one's mouth—indeed it would be a thousand pities, so I won't think of it, but just put up with what I have got and not complain. I might have gone further and fared worse with a vengeance, and I cannot help looking upon it as a singular piece of good fortune that made me think of coming here in my deep distress to try and get something to do. I have no friends and no money; she whom I loved is faithless, and here I am, master of as many pies as I like, and to all appearance monarch of all I survey; for there really seems to be no one to dispute my supremacy. To be sure my kingdom is rather a gloomy one; but then I can abdicate it when I like, and when I am tired of those delicious pies, if such a thing be possible, which I really very much doubt, I can give up my situation, and think of something else. If I do that, I will leave England for ever; it's no place for me after the many disappointments I have had. No friend left me—my girl false—not a relation but who would turn his back upon me! I will go somewhere where I am unknown and can form new connexions, and perhaps make new friendships of a more permanent and stable character than the old ones, which have all proved so false to me; and, in the meantime, I'll make and eat pies as fast as I can."
"Because," as he said, "it really would be a shame to lose the taste of such pies—actually, it would be a huge shame, so I won't even think about it, but just deal with what I've got and not complain. I could have traveled further and ended up much worse off, so I see it as a strange stroke of good luck that led me here in my deep distress to try and find something to do. I have no friends and no money; the one I loved is unfaithful, and here I am, in control of as many pies as I want, and apparently king of all I see; because it seems like no one is challenging my rule. Sure, my kingdom is pretty depressing; but I can give it up whenever I want, and when I'm tired of those delicious pies—if that’s even possible, which I really doubt—I can leave my position and figure out something else. If I do that, I’ll leave England for good; I don't belong here after all the disappointments I've faced. No friends left—my girl betrayed me—not a single relative who wouldn’t turn their back on me! I’ll go somewhere where I’m unknown and can build new connections, and maybe find friendships that are more lasting and stable than the old ones, which have all been so false to me; and in the meantime, I’ll make and eat pies as quickly as I can."
CHAPTER XII.
THE RESOLUTION COME TO BY JOHANNA OAKLEY.
The beautiful Johanna—when in obedience to the command of her father she left him, and begged him (the beef-eater) to manage matters with the Rev. Mr. Lupin—did not proceed directly up stairs to her apartment, but lingered on the staircase to hear what ensued; and if anything in her dejected state of mind could have given her amusement, it would certainly have been the way in which the beef-eater exacted a retribution from the reverend personage, who was not likely again to intrude himself into the house of the spectacle-maker. But when he was gone, and she heard that a sort of peace had been patched up with her mother—a peace which, from her knowledge of the high contracting parties, she conjectured would not last long—she returned to her room, and locked herself in; so that if any attempt were made to get her down to partake of the supper, it might be supposed she was asleep, for she felt herself totally unequal to the task of making one in any party, however much she might respect the individual members that composed it. And she did respect Ben the beef-eater; for she had a lively recollection of much kindness from him during her early years, and she knew that he had never come to the house when she was a child without bringing her some token of his regard in the shape of a plaything, or some little article of doll's finery, which at that time was very precious. She was not wrong in her conjectures that Ben would make an attempt to get her down stairs, for her father came up at the beef-eater's request, and tapped at her door. She thought the best plan, as indeed it was, would be to make no answer, so that the old spectacle-maker concluded at once what she wished him to conclude, namely, that she had gone to sleep; and he walked quietly down the stairs again, glad that he had not disturbed her, and told Ben as much. Now, feeling herself quite secure from interruption for the night, Johanna did not attempt to seek repose, but set herself seriously to reflect upon what had occurred. She almost repeated to herself, word for word, what Colonel Jeffery had told her; and, as she revolved the matter over and over again in her brain, a strange thought took possession of her, which she could not banish, and which, when once it found a home within her breast, began to gather probability from every slight circumstance that was in any way connected with it. This thought, strange as it may appear, was, that the Mr. Thornhill, of whom Colonel Jeffery spoke in terms of such high eulogium, was no other than Mark Ingestrie himself. It is astonishing, when once a thought occurs to the mind, that makes a strong impression, how, with immense rapidity, a rush of evidence will appear to come to support it. And thus it was with regard to this supposition of Johanna Oakley. She immediately remembered a host of little things which favoured the idea, and among the rest, she fully recollected that Mark Ingestrie had told her he meant to change his name when he left England; for that he wished her and her only to know anything of him, or what had become of him; and that his intention was to baffle inquiry, in case it should be made, particularly by Mr. Grant, towards whom he felt a far greater amount of indignation, than the circumstances at all warranted him in feeling. Then she recollected all that Colonel Jeffery had said with regard to the gallant and noble conduct of this Mr. Thornhill, and, girl like, she thought that those high and noble qualities could surely belong to no one but her own lover, to such an extent; and that, therefore, Mr. Thornhill and Mark Ingestrie must be one and the same person. Over and over again, she regretted she had not asked Colonel Jeffery for a personal description of Mr. Thornhill, for that would have settled all her doubts at once, and the idea that she had it still in her power to do so, in consequence of the appointment he had made with her for that day week brought her some consolation.
The beautiful Johanna—when she followed her father’s command to leave him and asked the beef-eater to handle things with the Rev. Mr. Lupin—didn’t head straight to her room. Instead, she lingered on the stairs to hear what happened. If anything in her gloomy mood could have amused her, it would have been the way the beef-eater dealt with the reverend, who probably wouldn’t dare show up at the spectacle-maker’s house again. But once he was gone and she heard that a kind of truce had been made with her mother—a truce she doubted would last long given what she knew about the two of them—she went back to her room and locked herself in. This way, if anyone tried to get her to come down for supper, they’d think she was asleep since she felt completely unfit to join any gathering, no matter how much she respected the people in it. And she did respect Ben the beef-eater; she remembered the kindness he showed her as a child, always bringing her a small gift, like a toy or some doll’s accessory that meant a lot to her back then. It wasn’t surprising that Ben would try to get her downstairs, as her father came up at his request and tapped on her door. She figured the best course was to remain silent, which was indeed the right move, so the old spectacle-maker would assume she had fallen asleep. He quietly went back down the stairs, relieved he hadn’t disturbed her, and mentioned as much to Ben. Now feeling safe from interruptions for the night, Johanna didn’t try to sleep but instead began to seriously think about what had happened. She nearly repeated everything Colonel Jeffery had told her word for word, and as she turned the matter over in her mind, a strange thought took hold of her that she couldn’t shake, and it started to seem more believable with every little detail connected to it. This thought, as strange as it may sound, was that the Mr. Thornhill whom Colonel Jeffery praised so highly was actually Mark Ingestrie himself. It’s remarkable how quickly a strong notion can gather supporting evidence once it’s in your mind. This was true for Johanna Oakley and her theory. She quickly recalled many little things that supported this idea, and she particularly remembered Mark Ingestrie mentioning he planned to change his name when he left England, wanting only her to know about him and his fate. He intended to make it difficult for anyone to find out, especially Mr. Grant, towards whom he felt more anger than the situation warranted. Then she thought back to everything Colonel Jeffery had said about the brave and noble actions of Mr. Thornhill, and, like any girl in love, she thought those amazing qualities could only belong to her lover. Therefore, she concluded that Mr. Thornhill and Mark Ingestrie must be the same person. Again and again, she wished she had asked Colonel Jeffery for a personal description of Mr. Thornhill because that would have cleared up all her doubts. The thought that she still had the chance to do so, thanks to the appointment he had made with her for the following week, gave her some comfort.
"It must have been he," she said; "his anxiety to leave the ship, and get here by the day he mentions, proves it; besides, how improbable it is, that at the burning of the ill-fated vessel, Ingestrie should place in the hands of another what he intended for me, when that other was quite as likely, and perhaps more so, to meet with death as Mark himself."
"It had to be him," she said. "His eagerness to leave the ship and arrive here by the day he mentioned proves it. Besides, how unlikely is it that during the fire on that doomed vessel, Ingestrie would give to someone else what he meant for me, when that other person was just as likely, if not more so, to face death as Mark himself?"
Thus she reasoned, forcing herself each moment into a stronger belief of the identity of Thornhill with Mark Ingestrie, and so certainly narrowing her anxieties to a consideration of the fate of one person instead of two.
Thus she reasoned, pushing herself every moment into a stronger belief that Thornhill was the same as Mark Ingestrie, and in doing so, definitely narrowing her worries to just the fate of one person instead of two.
"I will meet Colonel Jeffery," she said, "and ask him if this Mr. Thornhill had fair hair, and a soft and pleasing expression about the eyes, that could not fail to be remembered. I will ask him how he spoke, and how he looked; and get him, if he can, to describe to me even the very tones of his voice; and then I shall be sure, without the shadow of a doubt, that it is Mark. But then, oh! then comes the anxious question, of what has been his fate?"
"I'll meet Colonel Jeffery," she said, "and ask him if this Mr. Thornhill had light hair and a gentle, nice expression in his eyes that’s impossible to forget. I'll ask him how he spoke and what he looked like, and if he can, I’ll get him to describe even the exact tone of his voice; then I’ll be completely sure that it’s Mark. But then, oh! then comes the worrying question of what has happened to him?"
When poor Johanna began to consider the multitude of things that might have happened to her lover during his progress from Sweeney Todd's, in Fleet-street, to her father's house, she became quite lost in a perfect maze of conjecture, and then her thoughts always painfully reverted back to the barber's shop where the dog had been stationed; and she trembled to reflect for a moment upon the frightful danger to which that string of pearls might have subjected him.
When poor Johanna started to think about all the things that could have happened to her lover on his way from Sweeney Todd's on Fleet Street to her father's house, she got completely lost in a tangled mess of guesses. Her thoughts always painfully went back to the barber's shop where the dog had been; and she shuddered to think about the terrible danger that string of pearls might have put him in.
"Alas! alas!" she cried, "I can well conceive that the man whom I saw attempting to poison the dog would be capable of any enormity. I saw his face but for a moment, and yet it was one never again to be forgotten. It was a face in which might be read cruelty and evil passions; besides, the man who would put an unoffending animal to a cruel death, shows an absence of feeling, and a baseness of mind, which make him capable of any crime he thinks he can commit with impunity. What can I do—oh! what can I do to unravel this mystery?"
"Oh no! Oh no!" she cried, "I can easily imagine that the man I saw trying to poison the dog could do something terrible. I only saw his face for a second, but it’s one I’ll never forget. It was a face that showed cruelty and evil intentions; besides, a person who would kill an innocent animal in such a brutal way lacks compassion and has a twisted mind, making him capable of any crime he thinks he can get away with. What can I do—oh! what can I do to solve this mystery?"
No one could have been more tenderly and gently brought up than Johanna Oakley, but yet, inhabitive of her heart, was a spirit and a determination which few indeed could have given her credit for, by merely looking on the gentle and affectionate countenance which she ordinarily presented. But it is no new phenomenon in the history of the human heart to find that some of the most gentle and loveliest of human creatures are capable of the highest efforts of perversion; and when Johanna Oakley told herself, which she did, she was determined to devote her existence to a discovery of the mystery that enveloped the fate of Mark Ingestrie, she likewise made up her mind that the most likely man for accomplishing that object should not be rejected by her on the score of danger, and she at once set to work considering what those means should be. This seemed an endless task, but still she thought that if, by any means whatever, she could get admittance to the barber's house, she might be able to come to some conclusion as to whether or not it was there where Thornhill, whom she believed to be Ingestrie, had been stayed in his progress.
No one could have been raised more tenderly and gently than Johanna Oakley, but deep in her heart lived a spirit and determination that few would have credited by simply looking at her gentle and affectionate face. It’s not unusual in human nature to find that some of the gentlest and loveliest people are capable of intense perversion; and when Johanna Oakley told herself, as she did, that she was determined to devote her life to uncovering the mystery surrounding Mark Ingestrie's fate, she also resolved that she wouldn't dismiss the most suitable man for the task just because of the risks involved. She immediately began to think about what those means could be. This seemed like an endless project, but she thought that if she could somehow gain access to the barber's house, she might be able to figure out whether Thornhill, whom she believed to be Ingestrie, was indeed there and had paused in his journey.
"Aid me Heaven," she cried, "in the adoption of some means of action on the occasion. Is there any one with whom I dare advise? Alas! I fear not, for the only person in whom I have put my whole heart is my father, and his affection for me would prompt him at once to interpose every possible obstacle to my proceeding, for fear danger should come of it. To be sure, there is Arabella Wilmot, my old school fellow and bosom friend, she would advise me to the best of her ability, but I much fear she is too romantic and full of odd, strange actions, that she has taken from books, to be a good adviser; and yet what can I do? I must speak to some one, if it be but in case any accident happening to me, my father may get news of it, and I know of no one else whom I can trust but Arabella."
“Help me, Heaven,” she cried, “to figure out what to do about this situation. Is there anyone I can confide in? Unfortunately, I don’t think so, because the only person I truly trust is my father, and his love for me would make him try to stop me at all costs, worried that I might get hurt. There’s also Arabella Wilmot, my old schoolmate and closest friend; she would try to give me the best advice she can. But I worry she’s too romantic and influenced by the strange things she reads in books to really be helpful. Still, what can I do? I have to talk to someone, at least so that if something happens to me, my father will hear about it. And I don’t know anyone else I can trust except Arabella.”
After some little more consideration, Johanna made up her mind that on the following morning she would go to the house of her old school friend, which was in the immediate vicinity, and hold a conversation with her.
After thinking it over a bit more, Johanna decided that the next morning she would visit her old school friend, who lived nearby, and have a chat with her.
"I shall hear something," she said, "at least of a kindly and a consoling character; for what Arabella may want in calm and steady judgment, she fully compensates for in actual feeling, and what is most of all, I know I can trust her word implicitly, and that my secret will remain as safely locked in her breast as if it were in my own."
"I’m sure I'll hear something," she said, "at least something kind and comforting; because while Arabella might lack calm and steady judgment, she makes up for it with her deep feelings. Most importantly, I know I can trust her completely, and my secret will be as safe with her as it would be with me."
It was something to come to a conclusion to ask advice, and she felt that some portion of her anxiety was lifted from her mind by the mere fact that she had made so firm a mental resolution, that neither danger nor difficulty should deter her from seeking to know the fate of her lover. She retired to rest now with a greater hope, and while she is courting repose, notwithstanding the chance of the discovered images that fancy may present to her in her slumbers, we will take a glance at the parlour below, and see how far Mrs. Oakley is conveying out the pacific intention she had so tacitly expressed, and how the supper is going forward, which, with not the best grace in the world, she is preparing for her husband, who for the first time in his life had begun to assert his rights, and for big Ben, the beef-eater, whom she as cordially disliked as it was possible for any woman to detest any man. Mrs. Oakley by no means preserved her taciturn demeanour, for after a little she spoke, saying—
It was significant for her to come to the decision to seek advice, and she felt that some of her anxiety was eased simply by the fact that she had made such a strong mental commitment, that no danger or challenge would stop her from finding out what happened to her lover. She went to bed with more hope, and while she tried to relax, despite the troubling images that her imagination might conjure in her dreams, let's take a look at the living room below, and see how well Mrs. Oakley is carrying out the peaceful intention she had quietly mentioned, and how the dinner is being prepared, which she was doing with less enthusiasm than usual for her husband, who for the first time in his life had started to assert his rights, and for big Ben, the beef-eater, whom she disliked as intensely as any woman could dislike a man. Mrs. Oakley definitely didn't maintain her silence for long, as she soon spoke up, saying—
"There's nothing tasty in the house; suppose I run over the way to Waggarge's, and get some of those Epping sausages with the peculiar flavour."
"There's nothing good to eat in the house; maybe I'll run over to Waggarge's and get some of those Epping sausages with the unique taste."
"Ah, do," said Mr. Oakley, "they are beautiful, Ben, I can assure you."
"Sure, they are beautiful, Ben, I can promise you that," said Mr. Oakley.
"Well, I don't know," said Ben the beef-eater, "sausages are all very well in their way, but you need such a plaguey lot of them; for if you only eat them one at a time, how soon will you get through a dozen or two."
"Well, I don't know," said Ben the beef-eater, "sausages are nice and all, but you need a whole bunch of them; because if you only eat one at a time, how long will it take you to get through a dozen or two?"
"A dozen or two," said Mrs. Oakley; "why, there are only five to a pound."
"A dozen or two," said Mrs. Oakley; "well, there are only five in a pound."
"Then," said Ben, making a mental calculation, "then, I think, ma'am, that you ought not to get more than nine pounds of them, and that will be a matter of forty-five mouthfuls for us."
"Then," Ben said, doing some quick math in his head, "I think, ma'am, that you shouldn't get more than nine pounds of them, and that will make for forty-five bites for us."
"Get nine pounds of them," said Mr. Oakley, "if they be wanted; I know Ben has an appetite."
"Get nine pounds of them," said Mr. Oakley, "if they're needed; I know Ben has a big appetite."
"Indeed," said Ben, "but I have fell off lately, and don't take to my wittals as I used; you can order, missus, if you please, a gallon of half-and-half as you go along. One must have a drain of drink of some sort; and mind you don't be going to any expense on my account, and getting anything but the little snack I have mentioned, for ten to one I shall take supper when I get to the Tower; only human nature is weak, you know, missus, and requires something to be a continually a holding of it up."
"Definitely," said Ben, "but I've been slacking off lately, and I don’t have my usual energy like I used to; you can get, if you want, a gallon of half-and-half on your way. One needs some kind of drink; and please don’t spend too much on me, just get the little snack I mentioned, because there’s a good chance I’ll have supper when I get to the Tower; it's just that human nature is weak, you know, ma'am, and it needs something to keep it going."
"Certainly," said Mr. Oakley, "certainly, have what you like, Ben; just say the word before Mrs. Oakley goes out; is there anything else?"
"Sure," Mr. Oakley said, "sure, take whatever you want, Ben; just let me know before Mrs. Oakley leaves; is there anything else?"
"No, no," said Ben, "oh dear no, nothing to speak of; but if you should pass a shop where they sells fat bacon, about four or five pounds, cut into rashers, you'll find, missus, will help down the blessed sausages."
"No, no," Ben said, "oh no, nothing special; but if you happen to come across a shop that sells thick bacon, about four or five pounds, sliced into rashers, you'll see, ma'am, that it'll help with those wonderful sausages."
"Gracious Providence," said Mrs. Oakley, "who is to cook it?"
"Gracious Providence," said Mrs. Oakley, "who's going to cook it?"
"Who is to cook it, ma'am? why the kitchen fire, I suppose; but mind ye if the man aint got any sausages, there's a shop where they sells biled beef at the corner, and I shall be quite satisfied if you brings in about ten or twelve pounds of that. You can make it up into about half a dozen sandwiches."
"Who’s going to cook it, ma’am? I guess the kitchen fire; but just so you know, if the guy doesn’t have any sausages, there’s a shop on the corner that sells boiled beef, and I’d be just fine if you bring in about ten or twelve pounds of that. You can make about half a dozen sandwiches with it."
"Go, my dear, go at once," said Mr. Oakley, "and get Ben his supper. I am quite sure he wants it, and be as quick as you can."
"Go on, sweetheart, go right now," Mr. Oakley said, "and get Ben his dinner. I'm sure he needs it, so please be quick."
"Ah," said Ben, when Mrs. Oakley was gone, "I didn't tell you how I was sarved last week at Mrs. Harveys. You know they are so precious genteel there that they don't speak above their blessed breaths for fear of wearing themselves out; and they sits down in a chair as if it were balanced only on one leg, and a little more one way or t'other would upset them. Then, if they sees a crumb a laying on the floor they rings the bell, and a poor half-starved devil of a servant comes and says, 'Did you ring, ma'am?' and then they says 'Yes, bring a dust-shovel and a broom, there is a crumb a laying there,' and then says I—'Damn you all,' says I, 'bring a scavenger's cart, and half-dozen birch brooms, there's a cinder just fell out of the fire.' Then in course they gets shocked, and looks as blue as possible, and arter that, when they see as I aint agoing, one of them says 'Mr. Benjamin Blumergutts, would you like to take a glass of wine?' 'I should think so,' says I. Then he says, says he, 'which would you prefer, red or white?' says he. 'White,' says I, 'while you are screwing up your courage to pull out the red,' so out they pull it; and as soon as I got hold of the bottle, I knocked the neck of it off over the top bar of the fire-place, and then drank it all up. 'Now, damn ye,' says I, 'you thinks all this is mighty genteel and fine, but I don't, and consider you to be the blessedest set of humbugs ever I set my eyes on; and, if ever you catch me here again, I'll be genteel too, and I can't say more than that. Go to the devil, all of ye.' So out I went, only I met with a little accident in the hall, for they had got a sort of lamp hanging there, and somehow or 'nother, my head went bang into it, and I carried it out round my neck; but when I did get out, I took it off, and shied it slap in at the parlour window. You never heard such a smash in all your life. I dare say they all fainted away for about a week, the blessed humbugs."
"Ah," Ben said after Mrs. Oakley left, "I didn’t tell you how I was treated last week at Mrs. Harvey’s. You know they’re so incredibly pretentious there that they barely speak above a whisper for fear of tiring themselves out; and they sit in a chair like it’s balanced on one leg, as if a slight shift would tip them over. Then, if they see a crumb on the floor, they ring the bell, and a poor, half-starved servant shows up and says, 'Did you ring, ma’am?' and they reply, 'Yes, please bring a dustpan and a broom, there’s a crumb laying there.' And I said, 'Damn you all, just bring a garbage cart and a half-dozen brooms, there’s an ember that just fell out of the fire.' Then, of course, they get shocked and look as pale as possible, and after that, when they see I’m not leaving, one of them asks, 'Mr. Benjamin Blumergutts, would you like a glass of wine?' 'I should think so,' I replied. Then he asked, 'Which do you prefer, red or white?' I said, 'White, while you’re working up the courage to pull out the red,' so they bring it out; and as soon as I got the bottle, I smashed the neck off over the top of the fireplace and drank it all. 'Now, damn you,' I said, 'you think all this is so fancy and refined, but I don’t, and I consider you the most ridiculous group of fakes I’ve ever seen; and if you ever catch me here again, I’ll be refined too, and I can’t say more than that. Go to hell, all of you.' So I walked out, but I had a little accident in the hall because they had some kind of lamp hanging there, and somehow my head collided with it, and I ended up carrying it out around my neck; but when I finally got outside, I took it off and threw it right through the parlor window. You’ve never heard such a crash in your life. I bet they all fainted for about a week, those pretentious fakes."
"Well, I should not wonder," said Mr. Oakley, "I never go near them, because I don't like their foolish pomposity and pride, which, upon very slender resources, tries to ape what it don't at all understand; but here is Mrs. Oakley with the sausages, and I hope you will make yourself comfortable, Ben."
"Well, I shouldn't be surprised," said Mr. Oakley, "I never go near them because I can't stand their silly arrogance and pride, which tries to imitate what they really don't understand, based on very little. But here comes Mrs. Oakley with the sausages, and I hope you can make yourself comfortable, Ben."
"Comfortable! I believe ye, I rather shall. I means it, and no mistake."
"Comfortable! I believe you, I really will. I mean it, no doubt about it."
"I have brought three pounds," said Mrs. Oakley, "and told the man to call in a quarter of an hour, in case there is any more wanted."
"I've brought three pounds," said Mrs. Oakley, "and I asked the guy to come back in fifteen minutes, just in case we need more."
"The devil you have; and the bacon, Mrs. Oakley, the bacon!"
"The devil you have; and the bacon, Mrs. Oakley, the bacon!"
"I could not get any—the man had nothing but hams."
"I couldn't get anything—the guy only had hams."
"Lor', ma'am, I'd put up with a ham cut thick, and never have said a word about it. I am a angel of a temper, and if you did but know it. Hilloa, look, is that the fellow with the half-and half?"
"Listen, ma'am, I would manage a thick slice of ham without saying a word about it. I have a great temper, and if only you knew. Hey, look, is that the guy with the half-and-half?"
"Yes, here it is—a pot."
"Yes, here it is—a pot."
"A what?"
"Huh?"
"A pot, to be sure."
"A pot, for sure."
"Well, I never; you are getting genteel, Mrs. Oakley. Then give us a hold of it."
"Wow, I can’t believe it; you’re really upping your game, Mrs. Oakley. So, let us have a look at it."
Ben took the pot, and emptied it at a draught, and then he gave a tap at the bottom of it with his knuckles, to signify that he had accomplished that feat, and then he said, "I tells you what, ma'am, if you takes me for a baby, it's a great mistake, and any one would think you did, to see you offering me a pot merely; it's an insult, ma'am."
Ben drank from the pot in one go and then knocked it with his knuckles to show that he was done. He said, "Let me tell you, ma'am, if you think I'm a baby, you're really mistaken. Anyone would assume that’s what you think, seeing you only offering me a pot; it's an insult, ma'am."
"Fiddle-de-dee," said Mrs. Oakley; "it's a much greater insult to drink it all up, and give nobody a drop."
"Fiddle-dee-dee," Mrs. Oakley said; "it's a much bigger insult to drink it all and not leave anyone a sip."
"Is it? I wants to know how you are to stop it, ma'am, when you gets it to your mouth? that's what I axes you—how are you to stop it, ma'am? You didn't want me to spew it back again, did you, eh, ma'am?"
"Is it? I want to know how you're going to stop it, ma'am, when you get it to your mouth? That's what I'm asking you—how are you going to stop it, ma'am? You didn't want me to spit it back out again, did you, huh, ma'am?"
"You vile, low wretch!"
"You despicable little wretch!"
"Come, come, my dear," said Mr. Oakley, "you know our cousin. Ben don't live among the most refined society, and so you ought to be able to look over a little of—of—his—I may say, I am sure, without offence, roughness now and then;—come, come, there is no harm done, I'm sure. Forget and forgive say I. That's my maxim, and has always been, and will always be."
"Come on, my dear," said Mr. Oakley, "you know our cousin. Ben doesn't live in the most refined circles, so you should be able to overlook some of his—well, I can say it without being rude—roughness from time to time; come on, I'm sure there's no harm done. I believe in forgetting and forgiving. That's my motto, and it always has been, and always will be."
"Well," said the beef-eater, "it's a good one to get through the world with, and so there's an end of it. I forgives you, Mother Oakley."
"Well," said the beef-eater, "it's a good way to get through life, and that's that. I forgive you, Mother Oakley."
"You forgive—"
"You forgive—"
"Yes, to be sure. Though I am only a beaf-eater, I suppose as I may forgive people for all that—eh, Cousin Oakley?"
"Yes, of course. Even though I'm just a meat-eater, I think I can forgive people for that—right, Cousin Oakley?"
"Oh, of course, Ben, of course. Come, come, wife, you know as well as I that Ben has many good qualities, and that take him for all in all, as the man in the play says, we shan't in a hurry look upon his like again."
"Oh, definitely, Ben, definitely. Come on, wife, you know just as well as I do that Ben has many good qualities, and if you consider everything, like the man in the play says, we won’t be seeing someone like him again anytime soon."
"And I'm sure I don't want to look upon his like again," said Mrs. Oakley; "I'd rather by a good deal keep him a week than a fortnight. He's enough to breed a famine in the land, that he is."
"And I'm sure I don't want to see his kind again," said Mrs. Oakley; "I'd much rather keep him for a week than two weeks. He’s enough to cause a famine around here, that's for sure."
"Oh, bless you, no," said Ben, "that's amongst your little mistakes, ma'am, I can assure you. By the bye, what a blessed long time that fellow is coming with the rest of the beer and the other sausages—why, what's the matter with you, cousin Oakley—eh, old chap, you look out of sorts?"
"Oh, no way," said Ben, "that's one of your little mistakes, ma'am, I promise you. By the way, it's taking that guy forever to bring the rest of the beer and the other sausages—what's up with you, cousin Oakley—hey, buddy, you look a bit off?"
"I don't feel just the thing, do you know, Ben."
"I don’t feel quite right, you know, Ben."
"Not—the thing—why—why, now you come to mention it, I somehow feel as if all my blessed inside was on a turn and a twist. The devil—I—don't feel comfortable at all I don't."
"Not—the thing—why—why, now that you mention it, I somehow feel like everything inside me is in a spin. Man—I—don't feel comfortable at all."
"And I'm getting very ill," gasped Mr. Oakley.
"And I'm feeling very sick," gasped Mr. Oakley.
"And I'm getting iller," said the beef-eater, manufacturing a word for the occasion. "Bless my soul! there's something gone wrong in my inside. I know there's murder—there's a go—oh, Lord! it's a doubling me up, it is."
"And I'm feeling worse," said the beef-eater, creating a word for the moment. "Bless my soul! Something's not right in my gut. I know there's trouble—there's a stir—oh, Lord! it's making me double over, it is."
"I feel as if my last hour had come," said Mr. Oakley—"I'm a—a—dying man—I am—oh, good gracious! there was a twinge!"
"I feel like my time is up," said Mr. Oakley—"I'm a—a—dying man—I am—oh, good grief! I just felt a twinge!"
Mrs. Oakley, with all the coolness in the world, took down her bonnet from behind the parlour-door where it hung, and, as she put it on said,—
Mrs. Oakley, totally relaxed, took her bonnet down from behind the living room door where it was hanging, and as she put it on, she said,—
"I told you both that some judgment would come over you, and now you see it has. How do you like it? Providence is good, of course, to its own, and I have—"
"I told you both that some judgment would come upon you, and now you see it has. How do you feel about it? Providence is good, of course, to its own, and I have—"
"What—what—?"
"What the...?"
"Pisoned the half-and-half."
"Pisoned the cream."
Big Ben, the beef-eater, fell off his chair with a deep groan, and poor Mr. Oakley sat glaring at his wife, and shivering with apprehension, quite unable to speak, while she placed a shawl over her shoulders, as she added in the same tone of calmness she had made the terrific announcement concerning the poisoning—
Big Ben, the beef-eater, fell off his chair with a deep groan, and poor Mr. Oakley sat glaring at his wife, shivering with anxiety, totally unable to speak, while she draped a shawl over her shoulders and continued in the same calm tone she had used when she made the shocking announcement about the poisoning—
"Now, you wretches, you see what a woman can do when she makes up her mind for vengeance. As long as you all live, you'll recollect me; but, if you don't, that won't much matter, for you won't live long, I can tell you, and now I'm going to my sister's, Mrs. Tiddiblow."
"Now, you miserable ones, you see what a woman can do when she sets her mind on revenge. You'll remember me for as long as you live; but even if you don't, it won't matter much because you won't be around for long, I assure you. And now, I’m heading to my sister’s, Mrs. Tiddiblow."
So saying, Mrs. Oakley turned quickly round, and, with an insulting toss of her head, and not at all caring for the pangs and sufferings of her poor victims, she left the place, and proceeded to her sister's house, where she slept as comfortably as if she had not by any means committed two diabolical murders. But has she done so, or shall we, for the honour of human nature, discover that she went to a neighbouring chemist's, and only purchased some dreadfully powerful medicinal compound, which she placed in the half-and-half, and which began to give those pangs to Big Ben, the beef-eater, and to Mr. Oakley, concerning which they were both so eloquent? This must have been the case; for Mrs. Oakley could not have been such a fiend in a human guise as to laugh as she passed the chemist's shop. Oh no! she might not have felt remorse, but that is a very different thing, indeed, from laughing at the matter, unless it were really laughable and not serious, at all. Big Ben and Mr. Oakley must have at length found out how they had been hoaxed, and the most probable thing was that the before-mentioned chemist himself told them; for they sent for him in order to know if anything could be done to save their lives. Ben from that day forthwith made a determination that he would not visit Mr. Oakley, and the next time they met he said—
So saying, Mrs. Oakley turned around quickly, gave a dismissive toss of her head, and, without caring about the pain and suffering of her poor victims, left the place and headed to her sister's house, where she slept as comfortably as if she hadn’t committed two terrible murders at all. But did she really do it, or shall we, for the sake of human decency, find out that she went to a nearby pharmacy and only bought some ridiculously powerful medicine, which she then added to the half-and-half, causing those pains to Big Ben, the beef-eater, and Mr. Oakley, about which they both spoke so passionately? This must have been the case; Mrs. Oakley couldn’t possibly be such a monster in human form as to laugh while passing the pharmacy. Oh no! She might not have felt remorse, but that’s very different from laughing at the situation, unless it was genuinely funny and not serious at all. Big Ben and Mr. Oakley must have eventually figured out how they had been tricked, and it’s likely that the mentioned chemist was the one who told them; they called him to see if anything could be done to save their lives. From that day on, Ben decided that he wouldn’t visit Mr. Oakley, and the next time they met he said—
"I tell you what it is, that old hag, your wife, is one too many for us, that's a fact; she gets the better of me altogether—so, whenever you feels a little inclined for a gossip about old times, just you come down to the Tower."
"I'll tell you, that old hag, your wife, is more than enough for us, that's for sure; she completely gets the better of me—so whenever you feel like chatting about the good old days, just come down to the Tower."
"I will, Ben."
"I will, Ben."
"Do; we can always find something to drink, and you can amuse yourself, too, by looking at the animals. Remember, feeding time is two o'clock; so, now and then, I shall expect to see you, and, above all, be sure you let me know if that canting parson, Lupin, comes any more to your house."
"Sure, we can always find something to drink, and you can have some fun looking at the animals. Just remember, feeding time is at two o'clock; so, every now and then, I’ll expect to see you. And definitely let me know if that preachy guy, Lupin, comes by your house again."
"I will, Ben."
"I got you, Ben."
"Ah, do; and I'll give him another lesson if he should, and I tell you how I'll do it. I'll get a free admission to the wild beastesses in the Tower, and when he comes to see 'em, for them 'ere sort of fellows always goes everywhere they can go for nothing, I'll just manage to pop him into a cage along of some of the most cantankerous creatures as we have."
"Sure, I will; and I'll give him another lesson if he tries, and I’ll tell you how I’ll do it. I’ll get a free pass to the wild animals in the Tower, and when he comes to see them, since guys like him always go wherever they can get in for free, I’ll just find a way to shove him into a cage with some of the most difficult creatures we have."
"But would not that be dangerous?"
"But wouldn't that be risky?"
"Oh dear no! we has a laughing hyaena as would frighten him out of his wits; but I don't think as he'd bite him much, do you know. He's as playful as a kitten, and very fond of standing on his head."
"Oh no! We have a laughing hyena that would scare him out of his mind; but I don't think he would bite him much, you know. He's as playful as a kitten, and really loves standing on his head."
"Well, then, Ben, I have, of course, no objection, although I do think that the lesson you have already given to the reverend gentleman will and ought to be fully sufficient for all purposes, and I don't expect we shall see him again."
"Well, then, Ben, I have no objection, of course, although I believe that the lesson you've already given to the reverend gentleman should be more than enough for all intents and purposes, and I don't think we'll see him again."
"But how does Mrs. O. behave to you?" asked Ben.
"But how does Mrs. O. treat you?" Ben asked.
"Well, Ben, I don't think there's much difference; sometimes she's a little civil, and sometimes she ain't; it's just as she takes it into her head."
"Well, Ben, I don't think there's much difference; sometimes she's a bit polite, and sometimes she's not; it just depends on her mood."
"Ah! that all comes of marrying."
"Ah! that's what happens when you get married."
"I have often wondered, though, Ben, that you never married." Ben gave a chuckle as he replied—
"I've often wondered, though, Ben, why you never got married." Ben chuckled as he replied—
"Have you though, really? Well, Cousin Oakley, I don't mind telling you, but the real fact is, once I was very near being served out in that sort of way."
"Have you really thought about it? Well, Cousin Oakley, I don't mind sharing with you that the truth is, I was once very close to being treated that way."
"Indeed!"
"Absolutely!"
"Yes. I'll tell you how it was; there was a girl called Angelina Day, and a nice-looking enough creature she was as you'd wish to see, and didn't seem as if she'd got any claws at all; leastways she kept them in, like a cat at meal times."
"Yes. I'll tell you how it was; there was a girl named Angelina Day, and she was as nice-looking as you could wish for, and she didn't seem to have any claws at all; at least she kept them hidden, like a cat does during mealtime."
"Upon my word, Ben, you have a great knowledge of the world."
"Honestly, Ben, you know a lot about the world."
"I believe you, I have! Haven't I been brought up among the wild beasts in the Tower all my life? That's the place to get a knowledge of the world in, my boy. I ought to know a thing or two, and in course I does."
"I believe you, I really do! Haven't I been raised among the wild beasts in the Tower my whole life? That's where you learn about the world, my friend. I should know a thing or two, and of course I do."
"Well, but how was it, Ben, that you did not marry this Angelina you speak of?"
"Well, how come you didn’t marry this Angelina you’re talking about, Ben?"
"I'll tell you; she thought she had me as safe as a hare in a trap, and she was as amiable as a lump of cotton. You'd have thought, to look at her, that she did nothing but smile; and, to hear her, that she said nothing but nice, mild, pleasant things, and I really began to think as I had found out the proper sort of animal."
"I'll tell you, she thought she had me as safe as a bunny in a trap, and she was as friendly as a piece of cotton. You'd think, just looking at her, that she did nothing but smile; and if you heard her, you'd think she only said nice, gentle, pleasant things. I really started to believe I had figured out the right kind of person."
"But you were mistaken?"
"But you were wrong?"
"I believe you, I was. One day I'd been there to see her, I mean, at her father's house, and she'd been as amiable as she could be; I got up to go away, with a determination that the next time I got there I would ask her to say yes, and when I had got a little way out of the garden of the house where they lived—it was out of town some distance—I found I had left my little walking-cane behind me, so I goes back to get it, and when I got into the garden I heard a voice."
"I believe you, I was. One day I was there to see her, at her dad's house, and she was as friendly as she could be. I decided that the next time I came over, I would ask her to say yes. Just as I was leaving the garden of the house, which was a bit out of town, I realized I had left my little walking cane behind. So, I went back to get it, and when I entered the garden, I heard a voice."
"Whose voice?"
"Who's speaking?"
"Why Angelina's, to be sure; she was speaking to a poor little dab of a servant they had; and oh, my eye! how she did rap out, to be sure! Such a speech as I never heard in all my life. She went on a matter of ten minutes without stopping, and every other word was some ill name or another; and her voice—oh, gracious! it was like a bundle of wire all of a tangle—it was."
"Why Angelina's, for sure; she was talking to a poor little servant they had; and wow, you should have seen how she went off! It was a speech like nothing I’ve ever heard before. She went on for about ten minutes without pausing, and every other word was some insult or another; and her voice—oh my gosh! it was like a jumbled mess of wires!"
"And what did you do, then, upon making such a discovery as that in so very odd and unexpected a manner?"
"And what did you do when you made such a surprising and unexpected discovery?"
"Do! What do you suppose I did?"
"Do! What do you think I did?"
"I really cannot say, as you are rather an eccentric fellow."
"I honestly can’t say, since you’re quite an eccentric guy."
"Well then, I'll tell you. I went up to the house, and just popped in my head, and says I, 'Angelina, I find out that all cats have claws after all; good evening, and no more from your humble servant, who don't mind the job of taming any wild animal but a woman;' and then off I walked, and I never heard of her afterwards."
"Well, let me tell you. I went up to the house, peeked in, and said, 'Angelina, I discovered that all cats have claws after all; good evening, and that’s all from your humble servant, who doesn’t mind taming any wild animal except for a woman;' and then I walked away, and I never heard from her again."
"Ah, Ben, it's true enough! You never know them beforehand; but after a little time, as you say, then out come the claws."
"Ah, Ben, that’s definitely true! You never really know them at first, but after a little while, as you said, their true colors show."
"They does—they does."
"They do—they do."
"And I suppose you since, then, made up your mind to be a bachelor for the rest of your life, Ben?"
"And I guess you’ve decided to be a bachelor for the rest of your life, Ben?"
"Of course I did. After such experience as that, I should have deserved all I got, and no mistake, I can tell you; and if ever you catches me paying any attention to a female woman, just put me in mind of Angelina Day, and you'll see how I shall be off at once like a shot."
"Of course I did. After an experience like that, I definitely got what I deserved, no doubt about it; and if you ever see me paying attention to a woman, just remind me of Angelina Day, and you'll see how quickly I’ll be out of there like a shot."
"Ah!" said Mr. Oakley, with a sigh, "everybody, Ben, aint born with your good luck, I can tell you. You are a most fortunate man, Ben, and that's a fact. You must have been born under some lucky planet I think, Ben, or else you never would have had such a warning as you have had about the claws. I found 'em out, Ben, but it was a deal too late; so I had only to put up with my fate, and put the best face I could upon the matter."
"Ah!" sighed Mr. Oakley, "not everyone, Ben, is born with your good luck, I can assure you. You’re a really lucky guy, Ben, and that’s a fact. You must have been born under a lucky star, I swear, or you would never have received such a warning about the claws. I figured it out, Ben, but it was way too late; so I just had to accept my fate and try to make the best of it."
"Yes, that's what learned folks call—what's its name—fill—fill—something."
"Yeah, that’s what smart people call—what’s it called—fill—fill—something."
"Philosophy, I suppose you mean, Ben."
"Philosophy, I guess that’s what you mean, Ben."
"Ah, that's it—you must put up with what you can't help, it means, I take it. It's a fine name for saying you must grin and bear it."
"Ah, that's it—you have to deal with what you can't change, I assume. It's a nice way of saying you have to tough it out."
"I suppose that is about the truth, Ben."
"I guess that's pretty much the truth, Ben."
It cannot, however, be exactly said that the little incident connected with Mr. Lupin had no good effect upon Mrs. Oakley, for it certainly shook most alarmingly her confidence in that pious individual. In the first place, it was quite clear that he shrank from the horrors of martyrdom; and, indeed, to escape any bodily inconvenience, was perfectly willing to put up with any amount of degradation or humiliation that he could be subjected to; and that was, to the apprehension of Mrs. Oakley, a great departure from what a saint ought to be. Then again, her faith in the fact that Mr. Lupin was such a chosen morsel as he had represented himself, was shaken from the circumstance that no miracle in the shape of a judgment had taken place to save him from the malevolence of Big Ben, the beef-eater; so that, taking one thing in connexion with another, Mrs. Oakley was not near so religious a character after that evening as she had been before it, and that was something gained. Then circumstances soon occurred, of which the reader will very shortly be fully aware, which were calculated to awaken all the feelings of Mrs. Oakley, if she had really any feelings to awaken, and to force her to make common cause with her husband in an affair that touched him to the very soul, and did succeed in awakening some feelings in her heart that had lain dormant for a long time, but which were still far from being completely destroyed. These circumstances were closely connected with the fate of one in whom we hope, that by this time, the reader has taken a deep and kindly interest—we mean Johanna—that young and beautiful, and gentle, creature, who seemed to have been created with all the capacity to be so very happy, and yet whose fate had become so clouded by misfortune, and who appears now to be doomed through her best affections to suffer so great an amount of sorrow, and to go through so many sad difficulties. Alas, poor Johanna Oakley! Better had you loved some one of less aspiring feelings, and of less ardent imagination, than he possessed to whom you have given your heart's young affections. It is true that Mark Ingestrie possessed genius, and perhaps it was the glorious light that hovers around that fatal gift which prompted you to love him. But genius is not only a blight and a desolation to its possessor, but it is so to all who are bound to the gifted being by the ties of fond affection. It brings with it that unhappy restlessness of intellect which is ever straining after the unattainable, and which is never content to know the end and ultimatum of earthly hopes and wishes; no, the whole life of such persons is spent in one long struggle for a fancied happiness, which like the ignis-fatuus of the swamp glitters but to betray those who trust to its delusive and flickering beams.
It can't exactly be said that the little incident involving Mr. Lupin had no positive impact on Mrs. Oakley, as it definitely shook her confidence in that seemingly holy man. First of all, it was clear that he was terrified of the horrors of martyrdom; in fact, to avoid any physical discomfort, he was totally willing to endure any amount of degradation or humiliation he might face. To Mrs. Oakley, this was a major departure from what a true saint should be. Furthermore, her belief in Mr. Lupin being as special as he claimed was weakened by the fact that no miracle or divine judgment saved him from the hostility of Big Ben, the beef-eater. So, all things considered, Mrs. Oakley was not nearly as religious after that evening as she had been before, which was a small victory. Soon, circumstances arose—of which the reader will soon become fully aware—that stirred up all of Mrs. Oakley’s feelings, if she had any to awaken, and pushed her to join forces with her husband in a matter that deeply affected him, ultimately stirring some long-dormant feelings in her heart that were still far from completely gone. These circumstances were closely tied to the fate of someone the reader has likely come to care about deeply—we mean Johanna—this young, beautiful, gentle soul who seemed born to be very happy but whose life had become so troubled by misfortune and now appeared doomed to suffer due to her dearest affections, facing countless hardships. Alas, poor Johanna Oakley! You would have been better off loving someone with less lofty ambitions and a less intense imagination than the one to whom you’ve given your young heart. It’s true that Mark Ingestrie had genius, and perhaps the radiant allure of that tragic gift drew you to him. But genius is not just a burden for its possessor; it also brings sorrow to all who are connected to that gifted person through love. It comes with an unhappy restlessness of the mind that constantly reaches for the unattainable and is never satisfied with the end goals of earthly hopes and dreams; indeed, such people's entire lives are spent in a ceaseless quest for a fleeting happiness that glimmers like a will-o'-the-wisp in the swamp, only to betray those who trust its deceptive and flickering light.
CHAPTER XIII.
JOHANNA'S INTERVIEW WITH ARABELLA WILMOT, AND THE ADVICE.
Alas! poor Johanna, thou hast chosen but an indifferent confidante in the person of that young and inexperienced girl to whom it seems good to thee to impart thy griefs. Not for one moment do we mean to say, that the young creature to whom the spectacle-maker's daughter made up her mind to unbosom herself, was not all that any one could wish as regards honour, goodness, and friendship. But she was one of those creatures who yet look upon the world as a fresh green garden, and had not yet lost that romance of existence which the world and its ways soon banish from the breasts of all. She was young, even almost to girlhood, and having been the idol of her family circle, she knew just about as little of the great world as a child. But while we cannot but to some extent regret that Johanna should have chosen such a confidant and admirer, we with feelings of great freshness and pleasure proceed to accompany her to that young girl's house. Now, a visit from Johanna Oakley to the Wilmots was not so rare a thing, that it should excite any unusual surprise, but in this case it did excite unusual pleasure, because they had not been there for some time. And the reason that she had not, may well be found in the peculiar circumstances that had for a considerable period environed her. She had a secret to keep which, although it might not proclaim what it was most legibly upon her countenance, yet proclaimed that it had an existence, and as she had not made Arabella a confidant, she dreaded the other's friendly questions of the young creature. It may seem surprising that Johanna Oakley had kept from one whom she so much esteemed, and with whom she had made such a friendship, the secret of her affections; but that must be accounted for by a difference of ages between them to a sufficient extent in that early period of life to show itself palpably. That difference was not quite two years, but when we likewise state, that Arabella was of that small, delicate style of beauty, which makes her look like a child, when even upon the very verge of womanhood, we shall not be surprised that the girl of seventeen hesitated to confide a secret of the heart to what seemed but a beautiful child. The last year, however, had made a great difference in the appearance of Arabella, for, although she still looked a year or so younger than she really was, a more staid and thoughtful expression had come over her face, and she no longer presented, at times when she laughed, that child-like expression, which had been as remarkable in her as it was delightful. She was as different looking from Johanna as she could be, for whereas Johanna's hair was of a rich and glossy brown, so nearly allied to black that it was commonly called such; the long waving ringlets that shaded the sweet countenance of Arabella Wilmot were like amber silk blended to a pale beauty. Her eyes were nearly blue, and not that pale grey, which courtesy calls of that celestial colour, and their long, fringing lashes hung upon a cheek of the most delicate and exquisite hue that nature could produce. Such was the young, loveable, and amiable creature who had made one of those girlish friendships with Johanna Oakley that, when they do endure beyond the period of almost mere childhood, endure for ever, and become one among the most dear and cherished sensations of the heart. The acquaintance had commenced at school, and might have been of that evanescent character of so many school friendships, which, in after life, are scarcely so much remembered as the most dim visions of a dream; but it happened that they were congenial spirits, which, let them be thrown together under any circumstances whatever, would have come together with a perfect and a most endearing confidence in each other's affections. That they were school companions was the mere accident that brought them together, and not the cause of their friendship. Such, then, was the being to whom Johanna Oakley looked for counsel and assistance; and notwithstanding all that we have said respecting the likelihood of that counsel being of an inactive and girlish character, we cannot withhold our meed of approbation to Johanna, that she had selected one so much in every way worthy of her honest esteem. The hour at which she called was such as to ensure Arabella being within, and the pleasure which showed itself upon the countenance of the young girl, as she welcomed her old playmate, was a feeling of the most delightful and unaffecting character.
Alas! Poor Johanna, you’ve chosen a rather unprepared confidante in that young and inexperienced girl to whom you’re sharing your troubles. We don’t mean to say that the girl, the spectacle-maker’s daughter, wasn’t everything anyone could wish for in terms of honor, goodness, and friendship. But she was one of those people who still see the world as a fresh, green garden and hadn’t yet lost that sense of romance about life that the world soon takes away from everyone. She was young, almost still a child, and having been the favorite of her family, she knew as little about the larger world as a child does. While we can’t help but somewhat regret that Johanna chose such a confidant and admirer, we are filled with fresh and pleasant feelings as we follow her to that young girl’s house. Johanna Oakley visiting the Wilmots wasn’t unusual enough to cause any surprise, but this time it did bring them great joy because they hadn’t seen her in a while. The reason for her absence can easily be found in the unique circumstances that had surrounded her for quite some time. She had a secret to keep that, although it might not have been obvious on her face, did indicate that it existed. Since she hadn’t confided in Arabella, she dreaded the young girl’s friendly questions. It might seem surprising that Johanna Oakley had kept her feelings from someone she valued so much and with whom she had forged such a friendship; however, we attribute that to their age difference at this early stage of life. The difference was just under two years, but when we consider that Arabella had that small, delicate kind of beauty, making her appear like a child even on the brink of womanhood, we can understand why the seventeen-year-old might hesitate to share a secret of the heart with someone who seemed like a beautiful child. The past year, however, had changed Arabella significantly; though she still looked a year or so younger than her actual age, a more mature and thoughtful expression had settled on her face, and she no longer exhibited that childlike expression that had once delighted everyone when she laughed. She looked as different from Johanna as could be: while Johanna's hair was a rich, glossy brown that was so close to black it was usually called black, the long, wavy ringlets framing Arabella Wilmot's sweet face were like amber silk blending into a pale beauty. Her eyes were nearly blue, not that pale gray often described as celestial, and her long, fringed lashes rested on cheeks of the most delicate and exquisite hue nature could create. This was the young, lovable, and amiable girl who had formed one of those girlhood friendships with Johanna Oakley that, when they last beyond childhood, endure forever and become among the most cherished feelings of the heart. Their friendship began at school and could have had the fleeting nature of many school friendships, which become mere dim memories; however, they were kindred spirits who would have connected anywhere under any circumstances with complete and heartfelt trust in one another. Their being schoolmates was just a coincidence that brought them together, not the reason for their friendship. So, this was the person Johanna Oakley turned to for advice and support, and despite everything we’ve mentioned about the likelihood of that advice being naive and girlish, we can’t help but applaud Johanna for choosing someone truly deserving of her sincere esteem. The time she chose to visit ensured that Arabella would be home, and the joy that lit up the young girl’s face as she greeted her old playmate was pure and delightful.
"Why, Johanna," she said, "you so seldom call upon me now, that I suppose I must esteem it as a very special act of grace and favour to see you."
"Why, Johanna," she said, "you rarely visit me now, so I guess I should consider it a special privilege to see you."
"Arabella," said Johanna, "I do not know what you will say to me when I tell you that my present visit is because I am in a difficulty, and want your advice."
"Arabella," Johanna said, "I really don't know how you'll react when I tell you that I'm here because I'm in a tough spot and need your advice."
"Then you could not have come to a better person, for I have read all the novels in London, and know all the difficulties that anybody can possibly get into, and, what is more important, too, I know all the means of getting out of them, let them be what they may."
"Then you couldn't have come to a better person, because I've read all the novels in London, and I know all the troubles anyone can get into, and what's even more important, I know all the ways to get out of them, no matter what they are."
"And yet, Arabella, scarcely in all your novel reading will you find anything so strange and so eventful as the circumstances, I grieve to say, it is in my power to record to you. Sit down, and listen to me, dear Arabella, and you shall know all."
"And yet, Arabella, in all your reading of novels, you will hardly find anything as strange and eventful as the story I regret to say I can share with you. Sit down and listen to me, dear Arabella, and you will know everything."
"You surprise and alarm me by that serious countenance, Johanna."
"You surprise and worry me with that serious look, Johanna."
"The subject is a serious one. I love."
"The topic is a serious one. I love."
"Oh! is that all? So do I; there's a young Captain Desbrook in the King's Guards. He comes here to buy his gloves; and if you did but hear him sigh as he leans over the counter, you would be astonished."
"Oh! Is that it? Same here; there’s a young Captain Desbrook in the King’s Guards. He comes here to buy his gloves, and if you heard him sigh while leaning over the counter, you’d be amazed."
"Ah! but, Arabella, I know you well. Yours is one of those fleeting passions that, like the forked lightning, appear for a moment, and ere you can say behold, is gone again. Mine is deeper in my heart, so deep, that to divorce it from it would be to destroy its home for ever."
"Ah! but, Arabella, I know you well. Your passion is one of those quick feelings that, like lightning, show up for a second, and before you can even say 'look,' it's gone again. Mine is deeper in my heart, so deep that separating it from me would mean destroying its home forever."
"But, why so serious, Johanna? You do not mean to tell me that it is possible for you to love any man without his loving you in return?"
"But, why so serious, Johanna? Are you really saying that it's possible for you to love any man who doesn't love you back?"
"You are right there, Arabella. I do not come to speak to you of a hopeless passion—far from it; but you shall hear. Lend me, my dear friend, your serious attention, and you shall hear of such mysterious matters."
"You’re spot on, Arabella. I’m not here to talk about a hopeless passion—quite the opposite; but you will listen. Please give me your full attention, my dear friend, and you’ll hear about some mysterious things."
"Mysterious!—then I shall be in my very element. For know that I quite live and exult in mystery, and you could not possibly have come to any one who would more welcomely receive such a commission from you; I am all impatience."
"Mysterious!—then I'll be in my element. Because you should know that I thrive and revel in mystery, and you couldn't have found anyone more eager to take on such a task from you; I'm completely impatient."
Johanna then, with great earnestness, related to her friend the whole of the particulars connected with her deep and sincere attachment to Mark Ingestrie. She told her how, in spite of all circumstances which appeared to have a tendency to cast a shadow and blight upon their young affection, they had loved, and loved truly; how Ingestrie, disliking, both from principle and distaste, the study of the law, had quarrelled with his uncle, Mr. Grant, and then how, as a bold adventurer, he had gone to seek his fortunes in the Indian seas; fortunes which promised to be splendid, but which might end in disappointment and defeat, and that they had ended in such calamities most deeply and truly did she mourn to be compelled to state. And she concluded by saying—
Johanna then earnestly shared with her friend all the details of her deep and genuine love for Mark Ingestrie. She explained how, despite all the circumstances that seemed to shadow and dampen their young affection, they had loved and loved sincerely; how Ingestrie, who disliked studying law both out of principle and distaste, had argued with his uncle, Mr. Grant, and then boldly set off to seek his fortune in the Indian seas—fortunes that looked promising but could also end in disappointment and failure. Sadly, she had to admit that they had indeed ended in such unfortunate outcomes, a fact she mourned deeply. And she concluded by saying—
"And now, Arabella, you know all I have to tell you. You know how truly I have loved, and how, after teaching myself to expect happiness, I have met with nothing but despair; and you may judge for yourself, how sadly the fate, or rather the mystery, which hangs over Mark Ingestrie, must deeply affect me, and how lost my mind must be in all kinds of conjecture concerning him."
"And now, Arabella, you know everything I have to share with you. You know how deeply I’ve loved, and how, after trying to find happiness, I’ve only encountered despair; and you can see for yourself how greatly the fate, or rather the mystery, surrounding Mark Ingestrie must impact me, and how confused I must be with all kinds of speculation about him."
The hilarity of spirits which had characterised Arabella in the earlier part of their interview, entirely left her as Johanna proceeded in her mournful narration, and by the time she had concluded, tears of the most genuine sympathy stood in her eyes. She took the hands of Johanna in both her own, and said to her—
The cheerful energy that had defined Arabella at the beginning of their conversation completely faded as Johanna continued with her sad story, and by the time she finished, real tears of sympathy filled Arabella's eyes. She took Johanna's hands in both of hers and said to her—
"Why, my poor Johanna, I never expected to hear from your lips so sad a tale. This is most mournful, indeed very mournful; and, although I was half inclined before to quarrel with you for this tardy confidence—for you must recollect that it is the first I have heard of this whole affair—but now the misfortunes that oppress you are quite sufficient, Heaven knows, without me adding to them by the shadow of a reproach."
"Why, my poor Johanna, I never expected to hear such a sad story from you. This is so heartbreaking, truly heartbreaking; and while I was tempted to argue with you for waiting so long to share this—I mean, this is the first I've heard of this whole situation—now I realize that the troubles you're facing are more than enough, without me adding to them with any blame."
"They are indeed, Arabella, and believe me, if the course of my love ran smoothly, instead of being, as it has been, full of misadventures, you should have had nothing to complain of on the score of want of confidence; but I will own I did hesitate to inflict on you my miseries, for miseries they have been, and, alas! miseries they seem destined to remain."
"They really are, Arabella, and trust me, if my love life had been smooth sailing instead of filled with so many ups and downs, you wouldn’t have had anything to complain about when it comes to my confidence; but I have to admit I hesitated to share my struggles with you, because they truly have been struggles, and, sadly, it seems they’re destined to stay that way."
"Johanna, you could not have used an argument more delusive than that. It is not one which should have come from your lips to me."
"Johanna, you couldn't have used a more misleading argument than that. It's not something that should have come from you to me."
"But surely it was a good motive to spare you pain?"
"But surely it was a good reason to spare you pain?"
"And did you think so lightly of my friendship that it was to be entrusted with nothing but what wore a pleasant aspect? True friendship surely is best shown in the encounter of difficulty and distress. I grieve, Johanna, indeed, that you have so much mistaken me."
"And did you really think so little of my friendship that it was only meant for the good times? True friendship is definitely revealed in times of trouble and hardship. I am truly sad, Johanna, that you have misunderstood me so much."
"Nay, now you do me an injustice: it was not that I doubted your friendship for one moment, but that I did indeed shrink from casting the shadow of my sorrows over what should be, and what I hope is, the sunshine of your heart. That was the respect which deterred me from making you a confidant of, what I suppose I must call, this ill-fated passion."
"No, you're doing me an injustice: I never doubted your friendship for a second, but I really hesitated to let my troubles darken what should be—and what I hope is—the bright joy in your heart. That was the respect that kept me from sharing with you what I guess I have to call this doomed passion."
"No, not ill-fated, Johanna. Let us still believe that the time will come when it will be far otherwise than ill-fated."
"No, not doomed, Johanna. Let’s keep believing that the time will come when things will be much better than doomed."
"But what do you think of all that I have told you? Can you gather from it any hope?"
"But what do you think about everything I've told you? Can you find any hope in it?"
"Abundance of hope, Johanna. You have no certainty of the death of Ingestrie."
"There's plenty of hope, Johanna. You have no guarantee that Ingestrie is dead."
"I certainly have not, as far as regards the loss of him in the Indian seas; but, Arabella, there is one supposition which, from the first moment that it found a home in my breast, has been growing stronger and stronger, and that supposition is, that this Mr. Thornhill was no other than Mark Ingestrie himself."
"I definitely haven't, when it comes to losing him in the Indian seas; but, Arabella, there's one thought that, from the very first moment it settled in my heart, has been growing stronger and stronger, and that thought is that this Mr. Thornhill is none other than Mark Ingestrie himself."
"Indeed! Think you so? That would be a strange supposition. Have you any special reasons for such a thought?"
"Really? Do you think so? That would be a weird assumption. Do you have any specific reasons for thinking that?"
"None—further than a something which seemed ever to tell my heart from the first moment that such was the case, and a consideration of the improbability of the story related by Thornhill. Why should Mark Ingestrie have given him the string of pearls and the message to me, trusting to the preservation of this Thornhill, and assuming, for some strange reason, that he himself must fall?"
"None—more than something that seemed to tell me from the very first moment that this was true, and thinking about how unlikely Thornhill's story was. Why would Mark Ingestrie have given him the string of pearls and the message to me, relying on Thornhill's safety, and for some strange reason, assuming that he himself would have to face downfall?"
"There is good argument in that, Johanna."
"That's a great point, Johanna."
"And, moreover, Mark Ingestrie told me he intended altering his name upon the expedition."
"And also, Mark Ingestrie told me he planned to change his name during the expedition."
"It is strange; but now you mention such a supposition, it appears, do you know, Johanna, each moment more probable to me. Oh, that fatal string of pearls!"
"It’s odd; but now that you bring it up, it seems, you know, Johanna, more likely to me with each passing moment. Oh, that deadly string of pearls!"
"Fatal, indeed! for if Mark Ingestrie and Thornhill be one and the same person, the possession of those pearls has been the temptation to destroy him."
"Deadly, for if Mark Ingestrie and Thornhill are the same person, then those pearls have been the lure that could lead to his ruin."
"There cannot be a doubt upon that point, Johanna, and so you will find in all tales of love and of romance, that jealousy and wealth have been the sources of all the abundant evils which fond and attached hearts have from time to time suffered."
"There’s no doubt about it, Johanna, and as you’ll see in all stories of love and romance, jealousy and money have caused all the numerous troubles that loving and devoted hearts have experienced over time."
"It is so; I believe, it is so, Arabella; but advise me what to do, for truly I am myself incapable of action. Tell me what you think it is possible to do, under those disastrous circumstances, for there is nothing which I will not dare attempt." "Why, my dear Johanna, you must perceive that all the evidence you have regarding this Thornhill, follows him up to that barber's shop in Fleet-street, and no farther."
"It is true; I believe it is true, Arabella; but please tell me what to do, because honestly I can't take action myself. Let me know what you think is possible to do in these terrible circumstances, because I am willing to try anything." "Well, my dear Johanna, you must realize that all the evidence you have about this Thornhill only tracks him up to that barber's shop on Fleet Street, and not beyond."
"It does, indeed."
"Yes, it does."
"Can you not imagine, then, that there lies the mystery of his fate; and, from what you have yourself seen of this man, Todd, do you think he is one who would hesitate even at murder?"
"Can you not imagine, then, that the mystery of his fate lies there; and, based on what you have seen of this man, Todd, do you think he would hesitate even at murder?"
"Oh, horror! my own thoughts have taken that dreadful turn, but I dreaded to pronounce the word which would embody them. If, indeed, that fearful-looking man fancied that, by any deed of blood, he could become possessed of such a treasure as that which belonged to Mark Ingestrie, unchristian and illiberal as it may sound, the belief clings to me that he would not hesitate to do it."
"Oh no! My own thoughts have taken a terrible turn, but I was afraid to say the word that would express them. If that frightening-looking man really thought that, through any act of violence, he could acquire a treasure like the one that belonged to Mark Ingestrie, as unchristian and selfish as it may seem, I can’t shake the feeling that he wouldn’t think twice about doing it."
"Do not, however, conclude, Johanna, that such is the case. It would appear from all you have heard and seen of these circumstances, that there is some fearful mystery; but do not, Johanna, conclude hastily that that mystery is one of death."
"Don't, however, conclude, Johanna, that this is the situation. From everything you’ve heard and seen regarding these circumstances, it seems there’s some frightening mystery; but don't, Johanna, jump to the conclusion that this mystery is about death."
"Be it so, or not," said Johanna, "I must solve it, or go distracted. Heaven have mercy upon me!—for even now I feel a fever in my brain that precludes almost the possibility of rational thought."
"Whether it's true or not," said Johanna, "I need to figure it out, or I'll lose my mind. God help me!—because even now I can feel a fever in my head that makes it almost impossible to think clearly."
"Be calm, be calm—we will think the matter over calmly and seriously; and who knows but that, mere girls as we are, we may think of some adventitious mode of arriving at a knowledge of the truth; and now I am going to tell you something, which your narrative has recalled to my mind."
"Stay calm, stay calm—we’ll think this through carefully and seriously; and who knows, even though we’re just girls, we might come up with some clever way to figure out the truth; and now I’m going to share something that your story reminded me of."
"Say on, Arabella, I shall listen to you with deep attention."
"Go ahead, Arabella, I'm all ears for you."
"A short time since, about six months, I think, an apprentice of my father, in the last week of his servitude, was sent to the west-end of the town, to take a considerable sum of money; but he never came back with it, and from that day to this we have heard nothing of him, although, from inquiry that my father made, he ascertained that he received the money, and that he met an acquaintance in the Strand, who parted from him at the corner of Milford-lane, and to whom he said that he intended to call at Sweeney Todd's, the barber, in Fleet-street, to have his hair dressed, because there was to be a regatta on the Thames, and he was determined to go to it whether my father liked or not."
"About six months ago, I think, an apprentice of my father's was sent to the west end of town during his last week of work to collect a large amount of money. However, he never came back with it, and since then we haven't heard a thing from him. My father found out through inquiries that he did receive the money and that he ran into an acquaintance in the Strand, who last saw him at the corner of Milford Lane. He mentioned that he planned to stop by Sweeney Todd's, the barber in Fleet Street, to get his hair done because there was a regatta happening on the Thames, and he was set on going to it whether my father approved or not."
"And he was never heard of?"
"And he was never heard from again?"
"Never. Of course, my father made every inquiry upon the subject, and called upon Sweeney Todd for the purpose; but, as he declared that no such person had ever called at his shop, the inquiry there terminated."
"Never. Of course, my father asked about it a lot and went to see Sweeney Todd for that reason; but since he insisted that no one like that had ever been to his shop, the inquiry ended there."
"'Tis very strange."
"That's very strange."
"And most mysterious; for the friends of the youth were indeed indefatigable in their searches for him; and, by subscribing together for the purpose, they offered a large reward to any one who could or would give them information regarding his fate."
"And most mysterious; for the youth's friends were truly relentless in their search for him; and, by pooling their resources, they offered a substantial reward to anyone who could provide information about his fate."
"And was it all in vain?"
"And was it all for nothing?"
"All; nothing could be learned whatever. Not even the remotest clue was obtained, and there the affair has rested, in the most profound of mysteries."
"Everything; nothing could be learned at all. Not even the slightest hint was found, and that's where the case has stayed, shrouded in complete mystery."
Johanna shuddered, and for some few moments the two young girls were silent. It was Johanna who broke that silence, by exclaiming—
Johanna shuddered, and for a few moments, the two young girls were quiet. It was Johanna who broke that silence by exclaiming—
"Arabella, assist me with what advice you can, so that I may set about what I purpose with the best prospect of success and the least danger; not that I shrink on my own account from risk, but if any misadventure were to occur to me, I might thereby be incapacitated from pursuing that object, to which I will now devote the remainder of my life."
"Arabella, please help me with any advice you have, so I can go after my goal with the best chance of success and the least risk; not that I'm afraid of danger for myself, but if something were to happen to me, I might not be able to pursue that aim, to which I will now dedicate the rest of my life."
"But what can you do, my dear Johanna? It was but a short time since there was a placard in the barber's window to say that he wanted a lad as an assistant in his business, but that has been removed, or we might have procured some one to take the situation for the express purpose of playing the spy upon the barber's proceedings."
"But what can you do, my dear Johanna? Not long ago, there was a sign in the barber's window saying he needed a boy to help him with his business, but that's gone now, or we could have found someone to take the job specifically to spy on the barber's activities."
"But, perchance, still there may be an opportunity of accomplishing something in that way, if you knew of any one that would undertake the adventure."
"But, perhaps, there might still be a chance to achieve something that way if you know anyone who would be willing to take on the adventure."
"There will be no difficulty, Johanna, in discovering one willing to do so, although we might be long in finding one of sufficient capacity that we could trust; but I am adventurous, Johanna, as you know, and I think I could have got my cousin Albert to personate the character, only that I think he's rather a giddy youth, and scarcely to be trusted with a mission of so much importance."
"There won’t be any problem, Johanna, in finding someone willing to do it, although it might take some time to find someone capable enough that we can trust. But I’m adventurous, as you know, and I think I could have gotten my cousin Albert to play the part, except I think he’s a bit too carefree and not really someone we can rely on for such an important task."
"Yes, and a mission likewise, Arabella, which, by a single false step, might be made frightfully dangerous."
"Yes, and a mission too, Arabella, that could become extremely dangerous with just one wrong move."
"It might indeed."
"Yeah, it might."
"Then it will be unfair to place it upon any one but those who feel most deeply for its success."
"Then it would be unfair to put the responsibility on anyone except for those who care the most about its success."
"Johanna, the enthusiasm with which you speak awakens in me a thought which I shrink from expressing to you, and which, I fear, perhaps more originates from a certain feeling of romance, which, I believe, is a besetting sin, than from any other cause."
"Johanna, the excitement in your voice sparks a thought in me that I hesitate to share with you, and I worry that it stems more from a sense of romance, which I think is a common flaw, than from anything else."
"Name it, Arabella; name it."
"Say it, Arabella; say it."
"It would be possible for you or I to accomplish the object, by going disguised to the barber's, and accepting such a situation, if it were vacant, for a period of about twenty-four hours, in order that during that time an opportunity might be taken of searching in his house for some evidence upon the subject nearest to your heart."
"It would be possible for either of us to achieve the goal by going to the barber's in disguise and taking on that role, if it’s available, for about twenty-four hours. This way, we could use that time to search his house for any evidence regarding the matter that's most important to you."
"It is a happy thought," said Johanna, "and why should I hesitate at encountering any risk, or toil, or difficulty, for him who has risked so much for me? What is there to hinder me from carrying out such a resolution? At any moment, if great danger should beset me, I can rush into the street, and claim protection from the passers-by."
"It’s a great idea," Johanna said, "and why should I hesitate to face any risk, hard work, or challenges for someone who has sacrificed so much for me? What’s stopping me from following through on this plan? At any time, if I find myself in serious danger, I can run into the street and ask for help from strangers."
"And moreover, Johanna, if you went on such a mission, remember you go with my knowledge, and that consequently I would bring you assistance, if you appeared not in the specified time for your return."
"And also, Johanna, if you take on such a mission, remember that you have my support, and because of that, I would send help if you didn't return on time."
"Each moment, Arabella, the plan assumes to my mind a better shape. If Sweeney Todd be innocent of contriving anything against the life and liberty of those who seek his shop, I have nothing to fear; but if, on the contrary, he be guilty, danger to me would be the proof of such guilt, and that is a proof which I am willing to chance encountering for the sake of the great object I have in view; but how am I to provide myself with the necessary means?"
"Every moment, Arabella, the plan seems to take a clearer form in my mind. If Sweeney Todd is truly innocent of plotting anything against the lives of those who visit his shop, I have nothing to worry about; but if he is guilty, the danger I face would confirm that guilt, and I’m willing to risk facing that danger for the sake of the important goal I have in mind; but how can I get the resources I need?"
"Be at rest upon that score. My cousin Albert and you are as nearly of a size as possible. He will be staying here shortly, and I will secure from his wardrobe a suit of clothes, which I am certain will answer your purpose. But let me implore you to wait until you have had your second interview with Colonel Jeffery."
"Don't worry about that. My cousin Albert and you are about the same size. He'll be staying here soon, and I’ll grab a suit from his wardrobe that I’m sure will work for you. But please, I urge you to wait until after your second meeting with Colonel Jeffery."
"That is well thought of; I will meet him, and question him closely as to the personal appearance of this Mr. Thornhill; beside, I shall hear if he has any confirmed suspicion on the subject."
"That’s a good idea; I’ll meet with him and ask him a lot of questions about what this Mr. Thornhill looks like. Plus, I’ll find out if he has any strong suspicions about it."
"That is well, you will soon meet him, for the week is running on; and let me implore you, Johanna, to come to me the morning after you have so met him, and then we will again consult upon this plan of operations, which appears to us feasible and desirable."
"That's great, you'll meet him soon since the week is flying by; and please, Johanna, come to me the morning after your meeting with him, and we can discuss this plan of action again, which seems doable and appealing to us."
Some more conversation of a similar character ensued between these young girls; and upon the whole, Johanna Oakley felt much comforted by her visit, and more able to think calmly as well as seriously upon the subject which engrossed her whole thoughts and feelings; and when she returned to her own home, she found that much of the excitement of despair which had formerly had possession of her, had given way to hope; and with that natural feeling of joyousness, and that elasticity of mind which belongs to the young, she began to build in her imagination some airy fabrics of future happiness. Certainly, these suppositions went upon the fact that Mark Ingestrie was a prisoner, and not that his life had been taken by the mysterious barber; for although the possibility of his having been murdered had found a home in her imagination, still to her pure spirit it seemed by far too hideous to be true, and she scarcely could be said really and truly to entertain it as a matter which was likely to be true.
Some more conversation of a similar nature followed between these young girls; and overall, Johanna Oakley felt much comforted by her visit and more able to think calmly and seriously about the topic that occupied all her thoughts and feelings. When she returned home, she discovered that much of the despair she had previously felt had been replaced by hope. With that natural sense of joy and the mental flexibility typical of youth, she started to imagine some fanciful plans for future happiness. Certainly, these thoughts were based on the fact that Mark Ingestrie was a prisoner, not that his life had been taken by the mysterious barber; because although the idea of him having been murdered had crossed her mind, it seemed far too dreadful to be true for her pure spirit, and she could hardly be said to genuinely entertain it as a likely reality.
CHAPTER XIV.
TOBIAS'S THREAT, AND ITS CONSEQUENCES.
Perhaps one of the most pitiable objects now in our history is poor Tobias, Sweeney Todd's boy, who certainly had his suspicions aroused in the most terrific manner, but who was terrified, by the threats of what the barber was capable of doing against his mother, from making any disclosures. The effect upon his personal appearance of this wear and tear of his intellect was striking and manifest. The hue of youth and health entirely departed from his cheeks, and he looked so sad and careworn, that it was quite a terrible thing to look upon a young lad so, as it were, upon the threshold of existence, and in whom anxious thoughts were making such war upon the physical energies. His cheeks were pale and sunken; his eyes had an unnatural brightness about them, and, to look upon his lips, one would think they had never parted in a smile for many a day, so sadly were they compressed together. He seemed ever to be watching likewise for something fearful, and even as he walked the streets he would frequently turn and look inquiringly around him with a shudder; and in his brief interview with Colonel Jeffery and his friend the captain, we can have a tolerably good comprehension of the state of his mind. Oppressed with fears, and all sorts of dreadful thoughts, panting to give utterance to what he knew and to what he suspected, yet terrified into silence for his mother's sake, we cannot but view him as signally entitled to the sympathy of the reader, and as, in all respects, one sincerely to be pitied for the cruel circumstances in which he was placed. The sun is shining brightly, and even that busy region of trade and commerce, Fleet-street, is looking gay and beautiful; but not for that poor spirit-stricken lad are any of the sights and sounds which used to make up the delight of his existence, reaching his eyes or ears now with their accustomed force. He sits moody and alone, and in the position which he always assumes when Sweeney Todd is from home—that is to say, with his head resting on his hands, and looking the picture of melancholy abstraction.
Perhaps one of the most pitiable figures in our history is poor Tobias, Sweeney Todd's boy, who certainly had his suspicions aroused in a terrible way, but who was too scared, due to the threats of what the barber could do to his mother, to speak out. The impact on his appearance from the mental strain was striking and obvious. The color of youth and health completely vanished from his cheeks, and he looked so sad and worn out that it was truly heartbreaking to see a young boy, as if at the brink of life, plagued by such anxious thoughts that were draining his energy. His cheeks were pale and sunken; his eyes had an unnatural brightness, and if you looked at his lips, you would think they hadn’t smiled in days, so tightly were they pressed together. He seemed to be constantly on the lookout for something terrifying, and even as he walked the streets, he would often turn and look around with a shudder. In his brief interaction with Colonel Jeffery and his friend the captain, we get a pretty good sense of his state of mind. Overwhelmed by fears and all kinds of dreadful thoughts, desperate to share what he knew and suspected, yet too frightened to speak for his mother’s sake, it’s impossible not to see him as someone who deserves the reader's sympathy and is truly worthy of pity for the cruel circumstances he was in. The sun is shining brightly, and even the bustling trade hub of Fleet Street looks cheerful and beautiful; but for that poor troubled boy, none of the sights and sounds that used to bring him joy are reaching his eyes or ears now with their usual impact. He sits gloomily and alone, in the position he always takes when Sweeney Todd is away—that is, with his head resting on his hands, looking the picture of melancholy.
"What shall I do?" he said to himself, "what will become of me? I think if I live here any longer, I shall go out of my senses. Sweeney Todd is a murderer—I am quite certain of it, and I wish to say so, but I dare not for my mother's sake. Alas! alas! the end of it will be, that he will kill me, or that I shall go out of my senses, and then I shall die in some mad-house, and no one will care what I say."
"What should I do?" he said to himself, "what's going to happen to me? I feel like if I stay here much longer, I'm going to lose my mind. Sweeney Todd is a murderer—I’m sure of it, and I want to say something, but I can’t for my mother’s sake. Oh no! The end result will be that he kills me, or I’ll completely lose it, and then I’ll die in some asylum, and no one will care about what I said."
The boy wept bitterly after he had uttered these melancholy reflections, and he felt his tears something of a relief to him, so that he looked up after a little time, and glanced around him.
The boy cried hard after sharing these sad thoughts, and he found some comfort in his tears, so he looked up after a bit and scanned his surroundings.
"What a strange thing," he said, "that people should come into this shop, to my certain knowledge, who never go out of it again, and yet what becomes of them I cannot tell."
"What a strange thing," he said, "that people come into this shop, to my knowledge, who never leave it again, and yet I can’t say what happens to them."
He looked with a shuddering anxiety towards the parlour, the door of which Sweeney Todd took care to lock always when he left the place, and he thought that he should like much to have a thorough examination of that room.
He looked with a shuddering anxiety toward the parlor, the door of which Sweeney Todd always made sure to lock when he left the place, and he thought that he would really like to have a thorough examination of that room.
"I have been in it," he said, "and it seems full of cupboards and strange holes and corners, such as I never saw before, and there is an odd stench in it that I cannot make out at all; but it's out of the question thinking of ever being in it above a few minutes at a time, for Sweeney Todd takes good care of that."
"I’ve been inside it,” he said, “and it’s packed with cupboards and weird holes and corners that I’ve never seen before. There’s this strange smell that I can’t figure out at all, but there’s no way you could think about being in there for more than a few minutes at a time because Sweeney Todd makes sure of that.”
The boy rose, and opened a small cupboard that was in the shop. It was perfectly empty.
The boy stood up and opened a small cabinet in the shop. It was completely empty.
"Now, that's strange," he said, "there was a walking-stick with an ivory top to it here just before he went out, and I could swear it belonged to a man who came in to be shaved. More than once—ah! and more than twice, too, when I have come in suddenly, I have seen people's hats, and Sweeney Todd would try and make me believe that people go away after being shaved, and leave their hats behind them."
"That's odd," he said, "there was a walking stick with an ivory top here right before he left, and I could swear it belonged to a guy who came in to get shaved. More than once—actually, more than twice, too—I’ve come in unexpectedly and seen people's hats, and Sweeney Todd would try to convince me that people leave after being shaved and forget their hats."
He walked up to the shaving chair as it was called, which was a large, old-fashioned piece of furniture, made of oak, and carved; and, as the boy threw himself into it, he said—
He walked up to the shaving chair, as it was called, which was a large, old-fashioned piece of furniture made of oak and intricately carved. As the boy threw himself into it, he said—
"What an odd thing it is that this chair is screwed so tight to the floor! Here is a complete fixture, and Sweeney Todd says it is so because it's in the best possible light, and if he were not to make it fast in such a way, the customers would shift it about from place to place, so that he could not conveniently shave them; it may be true, but I don't know."
"What a strange thing it is that this chair is screwed so tightly to the floor! It’s completely fixed, and Sweeney Todd says it’s done this way because it’s in the best possible light. If he didn’t secure it like that, the customers would move it around, making it difficult for him to shave them properly. That might be true, but I’m not sure."
"And you have your doubts," said the voice of Sweeney Todd, as that individual, with a noiseless step, walked into the shop—"you have your doubts, Tobias? I shall have to cut your throat, that is quite clear."
"And you have your doubts," Sweeney Todd's voice said, as he entered the shop quietly—"you have your doubts, Tobias? It’s clear that I’ll have to cut your throat."

Tobias Alarmed At The Mysterious Appearance Of Todd.
Tobias Was Alarmed By The Mysterious Appearance Of Todd.
"No, no, have mercy upon me; I did not mean what I said."
"No, no, please have mercy on me; I didn't mean what I said."
"Then it's uncommonly imprudent to say it, Tobias. Do you remember our last conversation? Do you remember that I can hang your mother when I please, because, if you do not, I beg to put you in mind of that pleasant little circumstance?"
"Then it's really reckless to say that, Tobias. Do you remember our last conversation? Do you remember that I can get your mother in trouble whenever I want, because, if you don’t, I’d like to remind you of that little situation?"
"I cannot forget—I do not forget."
"I can't forget—I won't forget."
"'Tis well; and mark me, I will not have you assume such an aspect as you wear when I am not here. You don't look cheerful, Tobias; and, notwithstanding your excellent situation, with little to do, and the number of Lovett's pies you eat, you fall away."
"It’s all good; and listen to me, I don’t want you to act the way you do when I’m not around. You don’t look happy, Tobias; and, despite your great job, with not much to do and all the Lovett's pies you eat, you seem to be losing weight."
"I cannot help it," said Tobias, "since you told me what you did concerning my mother. I have been so anxious that I cannot help—"
"I can't help it," said Tobias, "since you told me what you did about my mom. I've been so worried that I can't—"
"Why should you be anxious? Her preservation depends upon yourself, and upon yourself wholly. You have but to keep silent, and she is safe; but if you utter one word that shall be displeasing to me about my affairs, mark me, Tobias, she comes to the scaffold; and if I cannot conveniently place you in the same mad-house where the last boy I had was placed, I shall certainly be under the troublesome necessity of cutting your throat."
"Why should you be worried? Her safety relies entirely on you. All you have to do is stay quiet, and she’ll be fine; but if you say anything that I don’t like about my business, listen up, Tobias, she’ll be sentenced to death; and if I can’t easily throw you into the same asylum where my last boy was sent, I will definitely have to deal with the annoying need to cut your throat."
"I will be silent—I will say nothing, Mr. Todd. I know I shall die soon, and then you will get rid of me altogether, and I don't care how soon that may be, for I am quite weary of my life—I shall be glad when it is over."
"I'll be quiet—I won't say anything, Mr. Todd. I know I'll die soon, and then you'll be rid of me completely, and I don't care how soon that happens, because I'm really tired of my life—I’ll be glad when it's over."
"Very good," said the barber; "that's all a matter of taste. And now, Tobias, I desire that you look cheerful and smile, for a gentleman is outside feeling his chin with his hand, and thinking he may as well come in and be shaved. I may want you, Tobias, to go to Billingsgate, and bring me a pennyworth of shrimps."
"Very good," said the barber. "That's all about personal preference. And now, Tobias, I need you to look happy and smile, because there's a gentleman outside feeling his chin with his hand, considering whether to come in for a shave. I might need you, Tobias, to head to Billingsgate and get me a penny's worth of shrimp."
"Yes," thought Tobias, with a groan—"yes, while you murder him."
"Yeah," thought Tobias, with a groan—"yeah, while you kill him."
CHAPTER XV.
THE SECOND INTERVIEW BETWEEN JOHANNA AND THE COLONEL IN THE TEMPLE GARDENS.
Now that there was a great object to gain by a second interview with Colonel Jeffery, the anxiety of Johanna Oakley to have it became extremely great, and she counted the very hours until the period should arrive when she could again proceed to the Temple-gardens with something like a certainty of finding him. The object, of course, was to ask him for a description of Mr. Thornhill, sufficiently accurate to enable her to come to something like a positive conclusion as to whether she ought to call him to her own mind as Mark Ingestrie or not. And Colonel Jeffery was not a bit the less anxious to see her than she was to look upon him; for although in divers lands he had looked upon many a fair face, and heard many a voice that had sounded soft and musical in his ears, he had seen none that, to his mind, was so fair, and had heard no voice that he had considered really so musical and charming to listen to, as Johanna Oakley's. A man of more honourable and strict sense of honour than Colonel Jeffery could not have been found, and, therefore, it was that he allowed himself to admire the beautiful under any circumstances, because he knew that his admiration was of no dangerous quality, but that, on the contrary, it was one of those feelings which might exist in a bosom such as his, quite undebased by a meaner influence. We think it necessary, however, before he has his second meeting with Johanna Oakley, to give such an explanation of his thoughts and feelings as it is in our power. When first he met her, the purity of her mind, and the genuine and beautiful candour of all she said, struck him most forcibly, as well as her great beauty, which could not fail to be extremely manifest. After that he began to reason with himself as to what ought to be his feelings with regard to her—namely, what portion of these ought to be suppressed, and what ought to be encouraged. If Mark Ingestrie were dead, there was not a shadow of interference or dishonour in him, Colonel Jeffery, loving the beautiful girl, who was surely not to be shut out of the pale of all affection because the first person to whom her heart had warmed with a pure and holy passion, was no more.
Now that there was a significant reason to have a second meeting with Colonel Jeffery, Johanna Oakley's eagerness to arrange it grew immensely, and she counted the hours until she could once again go to the Temple gardens with a good chance of finding him. The purpose, of course, was to ask him for a clear description of Mr. Thornhill, one that would help her determine whether she should think of him as Mark Ingestrie or not. Colonel Jeffery was just as eager to see her as she was to see him; although he had encountered many beautiful faces and heard many soft, musical voices in various places, none struck him as being as lovely or as charming to listen to as Johanna Oakley's. There couldn't have been a man with a stronger sense of honor than Colonel Jeffery, and that's why he allowed himself to admire beauty in any situation, knowing that his admiration was harmless and, in fact, one of those emotions that could exist in someone like him without being tainted by any lower influences. However, we find it necessary to explain his thoughts and feelings before he meets Johanna Oakley again. When he first encountered her, he was most taken by her pure mind and the genuine, beautiful honesty in everything she said, as well as her undeniable beauty. After that, he started to question what his feelings toward her should be—what he should hold back and what he should encourage. If Mark Ingestrie were dead, he saw no conflict or dishonor in loving the beautiful girl, who surely shouldn't be denied love just because the first person who had stirred her heart with a pure and holy passion was no longer alive.
"It may be," he thought, "that she is incapable of feeling a sentiment which can at all approach that which once she has felt; but still she may be happy and serene, and may pass many joyous hours as the wife of another."
"It might be," he thought, "that she is unable to feel anything even close to what she once felt; but she could still be happy and at peace, and spend many joyful hours as someone else's wife."
He did not positively make these reflections as applicable to himself, although they had a tendency that way, and he was fast verging to a state of mind which might induce him to give them a more actual application. He did not tell himself that he loved her—no, the word "admiration" took the place of the more powerful term; but then, can we not doubt that, at this time, the germ of a very pure and holy affection was lighted up in the heart of Colonel Jeffery for the beautiful creature who suffered the pangs of so much disappointment, and who loved one so well, who, we almost fear, if he were living, was scarcely the sort of person fully to requite such an affection. But we know so little of Mark Ingestrie, and there appears to be so much doubt as to whether he be alive or dead, that we should not prejudge him upon such very insufficient evidence. Johanna Oakley did think of taking Arabella Wilmot with her to this meeting with Colonel Jeffery, but she abandoned the idea, because it really looked as if she was either afraid of him or afraid of herself, so she resolved to go alone; and when the hour of appointment came, she was then walking upon that broad gravelled path, which has been trodden by some of the best, and some of the most eminent, as well as some of the worst of human beings. It was not likely that with the feelings of Colonel Jeffery towards her, he would keep her waiting. Indeed, he was then a good hour before the time, and his only great dread was, that she might not come. He had some reason for this dread, because it will be readily recollected by the reader, that she had not positively promised to come; so that all he had was a hope that way tending and nothing further. As minute after minute had passed away, she came not, although the time had not yet really arrived; his apprehension that she would not give him the meeting had grown in his mind almost to a certainty, when he saw her timidly advancing along the garden walk. He rose to meet her at once, and for a few moments after he had greeted her with kind civility she could do nothing but look inquiringly in his face, to know if he had any news to tell her of the object of her anxious solicitude.
He didn’t really think about these reflections as if they applied to him, even though they had that tendency, and he was quickly approaching a mindset that might make him see them in a more personal light. He didn’t admit to himself that he loved her—no, he used the word "admiration" instead of something stronger; but can we really doubt that, at this moment, the seed of a very pure and deep affection was starting to grow in Colonel Jeffery’s heart for the beautiful woman who was enduring so much disappointment, and who loved someone so much who, we almost worry, if he were alive, might not fully return such feelings? But we know so little about Mark Ingestrie, and there seems to be so much uncertainty about whether he is alive or dead, that we shouldn’t jump to conclusions based on such limited evidence. Johanna Oakley did consider bringing Arabella Wilmot with her to meet Colonel Jeffery, but she changed her mind because it seemed like she was either afraid of him or of herself, so she decided to go alone; and when the time for their meeting arrived, she was walking along that wide gravel path, which has been walked on by some of the best, some of the most notable, as well as some of the worst of humanity. Given Colonel Jeffery’s feelings toward her, it was unlikely he would keep her waiting. In fact, he arrived a good hour early, and his main fear was that she wouldn’t show up. He had some reason to be anxious about this, since it should be remembered that she hadn’t actually promised to come; all he had was a hope, and nothing more. As each minute ticked by, she still hadn’t arrived, even though it wasn't quite time yet; his worry that she wouldn’t come became nearly certain, until he spotted her hesitantly walking down the garden path. He stood up to meet her immediately, and for a few moments after he greeted her warmly, she could do nothing but look at him questioningly, eager to find out if he had any news about the person she was so concerned about.
"I have heard nothing, Miss Oakley," he said, "that can give you any satisfaction concerning the fate of Mr. Thornhill, but we have much suspicion—I say we, because I have taken a friend into my confidence—that something serious must have happened to him, and that the barber, Sweeney Todd, in Fleet-street, at whose door the dog so mysteriously took his post, knows something of that circumstance, be it what it may."
"I haven't heard anything, Miss Oakley," he said, "that would give you any comfort regarding Mr. Thornhill's fate, but we have some serious suspicions—I say we because I've confided in a friend—that something must have happened to him. I believe the barber, Sweeney Todd, on Fleet Street, where that dog mysteriously stood guard, knows something about it, whatever that may be."
He led her to a seat as she spoke, and when she had recovered sufficiently the agitation of her feelings to speak, she said in a timid, hesitating voice—
He guided her to a seat while she talked, and once she calmed down enough to express herself, she said in a soft, uncertain voice—
"Had Mr. Thornhill fair hair, and large, clear, grey eyes?"
"Did Mr. Thornhill have fair hair and large, clear gray eyes?"
"Yes, he had such; and, I think, his smile was the most singularly beautiful I ever beheld in a man."
"Yes, he had that, and I think his smile was the most uniquely beautiful I've ever seen in a man."
"Heaven help me!" said Johanna.
"Heaven help me!" Johanna said.
"Have you any reason for asking that question concerning Thornhill?"
"Do you have any reason for asking that question about Thornhill?"
"God grant I had not; but, alas! I have indeed. I feel that in Thornhill, I must recognise Mark Ingestrie himself."
"God, I wish I hadn't; but, unfortunately, I really have. I realize that in Thornhill, I have to acknowledge Mark Ingestrie himself."
"You astonish me."
"You amaze me."
"It must be so, it must be so; you have described him to me, and I cannot doubt it; Mark Ingestrie and Thornhill are one! I knew that he was going to change his name, when he went out upon that wild adventure to the Indian Sea. I was well aware of that fact."
"It has to be true; you've told me about him, and I can't question it; Mark Ingestrie and Thornhill are the same person! I knew he was going to change his name when he embarked on that crazy adventure to the Indian Ocean. I was completely aware of that."
"I cannot think, Miss Oakley, that you are correct in that supposition. There are many things which induce me to think otherwise; and the first and foremost of them is, that the ingenuous character of Mr. Thornhill forbids the likelihood of such a thing occurring. You may depend it is not—cannot be, as you suppose."
"I really don’t think, Miss Oakley, that you’re right about that assumption. There are many reasons that make me believe otherwise, and the main one is that Mr. Thornhill’s genuine character makes it unlikely for such a thing to happen. You can trust me, it’s not—cannot be, as you think."
"The proofs are too strong for me, and I find I dare not doubt them. It is so, Colonel Jeffery, as time, perchance, may show; it is sad, very sad, to think that it is so, but I dare not doubt it, now that you have described him to me exactly as he lived."
"The evidence is too convincing for me, and I realize I can't question it. It's true, Colonel Jeffery, as time may reveal; it's unfortunate, really unfortunate, to accept that it's true, but I can't doubt it now that you’ve portrayed him to me just as he was."
"I must own, that in giving an opinion on such a point to you, I may be accused of arrogance and presumption, for I have had no description of Mark Ingestrie, and never saw him; and although you never saw certainly Mr. Thornhill, yet I have described him to you, and therefore you are able to judge from that description something of him."
"I have to admit that by expressing my opinion on this matter, I might come off as arrogant and presumptuous, especially since I have no description of Mark Ingestrie and have never seen him. Although you have never seen Mr. Thornhill either, I've described him to you, so you can form some judgment based on that description."
"I am indeed, and I cannot—dare not doubt. It is horrible to be positive on this point to me, because I do fear with you that something dreadful has occurred, and that the barber in Fleet-street could unravel a frightful secret, if he chose, connected with Mark Ingestrie's fate."
"I really am, and I can’t—won’t doubt it. It’s terrifying for me to be so certain about this, because I share your fear that something terrible has happened, and that the barber on Fleet Street could reveal a horrifying secret, if he wanted to, related to Mark Ingestrie’s fate."
"I do sincerely hope from my heart that you are wrong; I hope it, because I tell you frankly, dim and obscure as the hope that Mark Ingestrie may have been picked up from the wreck of his vessel, it is yet stronger than the supposition that Thornhill has escaped the murderous hands of Sweeney Todd, the barber."
"I truly hope from the bottom of my heart that you’re mistaken; I hope it because, honestly, even though the hope that Mark Ingestrie might have been rescued from the wreck of his ship is faint and uncertain, it’s still stronger than the belief that Thornhill has evaded the deadly grip of Sweeney Todd, the barber."
Johanna looked in his face so imploringly, and with such an expression of hopelessness, that it was most sad indeed to see her, and quite involuntarily he exclaimed—
Johanna looked at his face with such desperation and hopelessness that it was truly sad to see her that way, and he couldn't help but exclaim—
"If the sacrifice of my life would be to you a relief, and save you from the pangs you suffer, believe me, it should be made."
"If giving up my life would bring you relief and free you from the pain you're in, trust me, I would do it."
She started as she said—
She began as she said—
"No, no: Heaven knows enough has been sacrificed already—more than enough, much more than enough. But do not suppose that I am ungrateful for the generous interest you have taken in me. Do not suppose that I think any the less of the generosity and nobility of soul that would offer a sacrifice, because it is one that I would hesitate to accept. No, believe me, Colonel Jeffery, that among the few names that are enrolled in my breast—and such to me will ever be honoured—remember yours will be found while I live, but that will not be long—but that will not be long."
"No, no: Heaven knows enough has already been sacrificed—more than enough, way more than enough. But don't think I'm ungrateful for the generous interest you've shown in me. Don't think that I regard any less the generosity and nobility of spirit that would offer a sacrifice, just because it's one I would hesitate to accept. No, believe me, Colonel Jeffery, that among the few names that are held dear in my heart—and those will always be honored—yours will be remembered as long as I live, but that won't be for long—but that won't be for long."
"Nay, do not speak so despairingly."
"Come on, don’t talk like that."
"Have I not cause for despair?"
"Do I not have reasons to feel hopeless?"
"Cause have you for great grief, but yet scarcely for despair. You are young yet, and let me entertain a hope that even if a feeling of regret may mingle with your future thoughts, time will achieve something in tempering your sorrow; and if not great happiness, you may know yet great serenity."
"Because you have a lot of sadness, but hardly any despair. You’re still young, and I hope that even if you feel some regret in the future, time will help ease your sorrow; and if not complete happiness, you may still find great peace."
"I dare not hope it, but I know your words are kindly spoken, and most kindly meant."
"I’m afraid to hope for it, but I know your words are spoken with kindness and are meant well."
"You may well assure yourself that they are so."
"You can be sure that they are."
"I will ascertain his fate, or perish."
"I'll find out what happened to him, or I won't survive."
"You alarm me by those words, as well as by your manner of uttering them. Let me implore you, Miss Oakley, to attempt nothing rash; remember how weak and inefficient must be the exertions of a young girl like yourself, one who knows so little of the world, and can really understand so little of its wickedness."
"You're alarming me with those words and the way you say them. Please, Miss Oakley, don't do anything reckless; remember how weak and ineffective a young girl like you can be, someone who knows so little about the world and can truly grasp so little of its wickedness."
"Affection conquers all obstacles, and the weakest and most inefficient girl that ever stepped, if she have strong within her that love which, in all its sacred intensity, knows no fear, shall indeed accomplish much. I feel that, in such a cause, I could shake off all girlish terrors and ordinary alarms; and if there be danger, I would ask, what is life to me without all that could adorn it and make it beautiful?"
"Love overcomes all challenges, and even the weakest and most timid girl, if she possesses a strong love that knows no fear in its pure intensity, can achieve a lot. I believe that, for a cause like this, I could let go of all my typical fears and worries; and if there’s danger, I would ask, what is life to me without everything that could make it beautiful?"
"This, indeed, is the very enthusiasm of affection, when, believe me, it will lead you to some excess—to some romantic exercise of feeling, such as will bring great danger in its train, to the unhappiness of those who love you."
"This is truly the excitement of love, and believe me, it can lead you to some extremes—some passionate displays of emotion that can bring significant risks and cause unhappiness for those who care about you."
"Those who love me—who is there to love me now?"
"Who loves me—who’s there to love me now?"
"Johanna Oakley, I dare not and will not utter words that come thronging to my lips, but which I fear might be unwelcome to your ears; I will not say that I can answer the question that you have asked, because it would sound ungenerous at such a time as this, when you have met me to talk about the fate of another. Oh! forgive me, that, hurried away by the feeling of a moment, I have uttered these words, for I meant not to utter them."
"Johanna Oakley, I can’t and won’t say the things that rush to my mind, but I worry they might not be what you want to hear; I won’t claim to have an answer to your question because it would seem selfish right now, while we’re here to discuss someone else’s fate. Oh! Please forgive me for getting carried away in the heat of the moment and saying those words, as that wasn’t my intention."
Johanna looked at him in silence, and it might be that there was the slightest possible tinge of reproach in her look, but it was very slight, for one glance at that ingenuous countenance would be sufficient to convince the most sceptical of the truth and single-mindedness of its owner: of this there could be no doubt whatever, and if anything in the shape of a reproach was upon the point of coming from her lips, she forbore to utter it.
Johanna stared at him in silence, and there might have been the slightest hint of reproach in her gaze, but it was very minimal. One look at that sincere face would be enough to convince even the most doubtful of its owner's honesty and straightforwardness: there was no doubt about that. If any hint of reproach was about to come from her lips, she decided not to say it.
"May I hope," he added, "that I have not lowered myself in your esteem, Miss Oakley, by what I have said?"
"Can I hope," he added, "that I haven't lowered your opinion of me, Miss Oakley, by what I've said?"
"I hope," she said gently, "that you will continue to be my friend."
"I hope," she said softly, "that you'll stay my friend."
He laid an emphasis on the word "friend," and he fully understood what she meant to imply thereby, and after a moment's pause said—
He put extra emphasis on the word "friend," and he completely understood what she was hinting at, and after a brief pause said—
"Heaven forbid that ever, by word or by action, Johanna, I should do aught to deprive myself of that privilege. Let me be yet your friend, since—"
"Heaven forbid that I should ever, through my words or actions, Johanna, do anything to lose that privilege. Let me still be your friend, since—"
He left the sentence unfinished, but if he had added the words—"Since I can do no more," he could not have made it more evident to Johanna that those were the words he intended to utter.
He left the sentence unfinished, but if he had added the words—"Since I can do no more," he couldn't have made it more clear to Johanna that those were the words he meant to say.
"And now," he added, "that I hope and trust we understand each other better than we did, and you are willing to call me by the name of friend, let me once more ask of you, by the privilege of such a title, to be careful of yourself, and not to risk much in order that you may, perhaps, have some remote chance of achieving very little."
"And now," he added, "I hope and trust we understand each other better than we did, and that you're willing to call me a friend. So, let me once more ask you, as a friend, to take care of yourself and not to risk too much for the slim chance of achieving very little."
"But can I endure this dreadful suspense?"
"But can I handle this awful suspense?"
"It is, alas! too common an infliction on human nature, Johanna. Pardon me for addressing you as Johanna."
"It is, unfortunately, too common an affliction on human nature, Johanna. Sorry for calling you Johanna."
"Nay, it requires no excuse. I am accustomed so to be addressed by all who feel a kindly interest for me. Call me Johanna if you will, and I shall feel a greater assurance of your friendship and your esteem."
"No, there's no need for an excuse. I'm used to being addressed like this by everyone who cares about me. Feel free to call me Johanna, and I'll feel more confident in your friendship and respect."
"I will then avail myself of that permission, and again and again I will entreat you to leave to me the task of making what attempts may be made to discover the fate of Mr. Thornhill. There must be danger even in inquiring for him, if he has met with any foul play, and therefore I ask you to let that danger be mine."
"I will take that permission, and I will keep asking you to let me handle the attempts to find out what happened to Mr. Thornhill. There could be danger in looking for him if something bad has happened, so I ask you to allow me to face that danger."
Johanna asked herself if she should or not tell him of the scheme of operations that had been suggested by Arabella Wilmot, but, somehow or another, she shrank most wonderfully from so doing, both on account of the censure which she concluded he would be likely to cast upon it, and the romantic, strange nature of the plan itself, so she said, gently and quickly—
Johanna wondered whether she should tell him about the plan that Arabella Wilmot had suggested, but for some reason, she felt a strong reluctance to do so. She worried about the criticism he might offer and found the plan’s unusual and romantic nature daunting. So, she said, gently and quickly—
"I will attempt nothing that shall not have some possibility of success attending it. I will be careful, you may depend, for many considerations. My father, I know, centres all his affections in me, and for his sake I will be careful."
"I won't try anything unless there's a chance it could succeed. You can count on me to be cautious for many reasons. I know my father puts all his love into me, and for his sake, I will be careful."
"I shall be content then, and now may I hope that this day week I may see you here again, in order that I may tell you if I have made any discovery, and that you may tell me the same; for my interest in Thornhill is that of a sincere friend, to say nothing of the deep interest in your happiness which I feel, and which now has become an element in the transaction of the highest value?"
"I'll be happy with that, and now I hope that this time next week I’ll see you here again, so I can share any discoveries I might have made, and you can do the same; my interest in Thornhill comes from being a true friend, not to mention the deep concern I have for your happiness, which has now become a crucial part of this situation."
"I will come," said Johanna, "if I can come."
"I'll come," Johanna said, "if I can make it."
"You do not doubt?"
"Are you not in doubt?"
"No, no. I will come, and I hope to bring you some news of him in whom you are so much interested. It shall be no fault of mine if I come not."
"No, no. I will come, and I hope to bring you some news about the person you're so interested in. It won't be my fault if I don't make it."
He walked with her from the gardens, and together they passed the shop of Sweeney Todd, but the door was close shut, and they saw nothing of the barber, or of that poor boy, his apprentice, who was so much to be pitied. He parted with Johanna near to her father's house, and he walked slowly away with his mind so fully impressed with the excellence and beauty of the spectacle-maker's daughter, that it was quite clear, as long as he lived, he would not be able to rid himself of the favourable impression she had made upon him.
He walked with her from the gardens, and together they passed Sweeney Todd's shop, but the door was tightly shut, and they didn’t see the barber or that poor boy, his apprentice, whom everyone felt so sorry for. He said goodbye to Johanna near her father's house, and he walked away slowly, his mind completely filled with thoughts of the beauty and charm of the spectacle-maker's daughter, knowing that for the rest of his life, he wouldn't be able to shake off the positive impression she had left on him.
"I love her," he said; "I love her, but she seems in no respect willing to enchain her affections. Alas! alas! how sad it is for me, that the being who above all others I could wish to call my own, instead of a joy to me, I have only encountered that she might impart a pang to my heart. Beautiful and excellent Johanna, I love you, but I can see that your own affections are withered for ever."
"I love her," he said; "I love her, but she doesn’t seem willing to commit her feelings. Oh, how sad it is for me that the person I want more than anyone else to call my own brings me nothing but heartache. Beautiful and wonderful Johanna, I love you, but I can see that your feelings are gone forever."
CHAPTER XVI.
THE BARBER MAKES ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO SELL THE STRING OF PEARLS.
It would seem as if Sweeney Todd, after his adventure in already trying to dispose of the string of pearls which he possessed, began to feel little doubtful about his chances of success in that matter, for he waited patiently for a considerable period before he again made the attempt, and then he made it after a totally different fashion. Towards the close of night on that same evening when Johanna Oakley had met Colonel Jeffery, for the second time, in the Temple Garden, and while Tobias sat alone in the shop in his usual deep dejection, a stranger entered the place, with a large blue bag in his hand, and looked inquiringly about him.
It seemed that Sweeney Todd, after his earlier attempt to get rid of the string of pearls he had, started to doubt his chances of success in that endeavor. He waited patiently for quite a while before trying again, and this time he approached it in a completely different way. Late that same night, when Johanna Oakley had met Colonel Jeffery for the second time in the Temple Garden, and while Tobias sat alone in the shop feeling his usual deep sadness, a stranger walked in carrying a large blue bag and looked around curiously.
"Hilloa, my lad!" said he, "is this Mr. Todd's?"
"Hilloa, my dude!" he said, "is this Mr. Todd's place?"
"Yes," said Tobias; "but he is not at home. What do you want?"
"Yes," Tobias said, "but he’s not home. What do you need?"
"Well, I'll be hanged," said the man, "if this don't beat everything; you don't mean to tell me he is a barber, do you?"
"Well, I'll be damned," said the man, "if this isn't the craziest thing; you can't be serious that he's a barber, right?"
"Indeed I do; don't you see?"
"Of course I do; can’t you tell?"
"Yes, I see to be sure; but I'll be shot if I thought of it beforehand. What do you think he has been doing?"
"Yeah, I get that for sure; but I’ll be shocked if I thought of it ahead of time. What do you think he’s been up to?"
"Doing," said Tobias, with animation; "do you think he will be hung?"
"Doing," said Tobias eagerly, "do you think he’ll get hanged?"
"Why, no, I don't say it is a hanging matter, although you seem as if you wished it was; but I'll just tell you now we are artists at the west-end of the town."
"Well, no, I’m not saying it’s that serious, even though you act like you hope it is; but I’ll just let you know that we’re artists in the west end of town."
"Artists! Do you mean to say you draw pictures?"
"Artists! Are you saying you create drawings?"
"No, no, we make clothes; but we call ourselves artists now, because tailors are out of fashion."
"No, no, we make clothes; but we call ourselves artists now, because tailors are no longer in style."
"Oh, that's it, is it?"
"Oh, is that it?"
"Yes, that's it; and you would scarcely believe it, but he came to our shop actually, and ordered a suit of clothes, which were to come to no less a sum than thirty pounds, and told us to make them up in such a style that they were to do for any nobleman, and he gave his name and address, as Mr. Todd, at this number in Fleet-street, but I hadn't the least idea that he was a barber; if I had, I am quite certain the clothes would not have been finished in the style they are, but quite the reverse."
"Yeah, that’s it; you wouldn’t believe it, but he actually came to our shop and ordered a suit that cost no less than thirty pounds. He asked us to make it in a style that would be suitable for any nobleman, and he gave us his name and address as Mr. Todd, at this number on Fleet Street. But I had no idea he was a barber; if I had, I’m sure the clothes wouldn’t have been finished in the way they are, but totally the opposite."
"Well," said Tobias, "I can't think what he wants such clothing for, but I suppose it's all right. Was he a tall, ugly-looking fellow?"
"Well," said Tobias, "I can't figure out why he needs those clothes, but I guess it's fine. Was he a tall, unattractive guy?"
"As ugly as the very devil. I'll just show you the things, as he is not at home. The coat is of the finest velvet, lined with silk, and trimmed with lace. Did you ever, in all your life, see such a coat for a barber?"
"As ugly as the devil himself. I’ll just show you the things since he isn’t home. The coat is made of the finest velvet, lined with silk, and trimmed with lace. Have you ever seen such a coat for a barber in your life?"
"Indeed, I never did; but it is some scheme of his, of course. It is a superb coat."
"Honestly, I never did; but it's obviously some plan of his. It's an amazing coat."
"Yes, and all the rest of the dress is of the same style; what on earth he can be going to do with it I can't think, for it's only fit to go to court in."
"Yeah, and the rest of the dress is the same style; I have no idea what he plans to do with it, because it's only suitable for going to court."
"Oh, well, I know nothing about it," said Tobias, with a sigh, "you can leave it or not as you like, it is all one to me."
"Oh, well, I don't know anything about it," said Tobias, with a sigh, "you can take it or leave it, it's all the same to me."
"Well, you do seem the most melancholy wretch ever I came near; what's the matter with you?"
"Well, you really seem like the most miserable person I've ever met; what's wrong with you?"
"The matter with me? Oh, nothing. Of course, I am as happy as I can be. Ain't I Sweeney Todd's apprentice, and ain't that enough to make anybody sing all day long?"
"The issue with me? Oh, nothing. Of course, I’m as happy as I can be. Aren't I Sweeney Todd's apprentice, and isn't that enough to make anyone sing all day long?"
"It may be for all I know, but certainly you don't seem to be in a singing humour; but, however, we artists cannot waste our time, so just be so good as to take care of the clothes, and be sure you give them to your master; and so I wash my hands of the transaction."
"It might be for all I know, but you definitely don't seem in the mood to sing; however, we artists can't afford to waste time, so please take care of the clothes and make sure you give them to your master; and with that, I'm done with this deal."
"Very good, he shall have them; but do you mean to leave such valuable clothes without getting the money for them?"
"Alright, he can have them; but are you really planning to leave those valuable clothes without getting paid for them?"
"Not exactly, for they are paid for."
"Not really, because they get paid for it."
"Oh! that makes all the difference—he shall have them."
"Oh! That changes everything—he can have them."
Scarcely had this tailor left the place, when a boy arrived with a parcel, and, looking around him with undisguised astonishment, said—
Scarcely had this tailor left the place when a boy showed up with a package and, looking around with obvious surprise, said—
"Isn't there some other Mr. Todd, in Fleet-street?"
"Isn't there another Mr. Todd on Fleet Street?"
"Not that I know of," said Tobias. "What have you got there?"
"Not that I know of," Tobias said. "What do you have there?"
"Silk stockings, gloves, lace, cravats, ruffles, and so on."
"Silk stockings, gloves, lace, neckties, frills, and so on."
"The deuce you have; I dare say it's all right."
"The heck you have; I bet it's all fine."
"I shall leave them—they are paid for. This is the name, and this is the number."
"I'll leave them—they're paid for. This is the name, and this is the number."
"Now, stupid!"
"Now, that's dumb!"
This last exclamation arose from the fact that this boy, in going out, ran up against another who was coming in.
This last shout happened because the boy, while heading out, bumped into another boy who was coming in.
"Can't you see where you are going?" said the new arrival.
"Can't you see where you're going?" said the newcomer.
"What's that to you? I have a good mind to punch your head."
"What's that to you? I'm seriously considering punching you in the face."
"Do it, and then come down our court, and see what a licking I'll give you."
"Go ahead and do it, then come to our place and see how much trouble I'll give you."
"Will you? Why don't you? Only let me catch you, that's all."
"Will you? Why don't you? Just let me catch you, that's all."
They stood for some moments so closely together that their noses very nearly touched; and then, after mutual assertions of what they would do if they caught each other—although, in either case, to stretch out an arm would have been quite sufficient to have accomplished that object—they separated, and the last comer said to Tobias, in a tone of irritation, probably consequent upon the misunderstanding he had just had with the hosier's boy—
They stood so close together for a few moments that their noses almost touched; then, after they both talked about what they would do if they caught each other—though, honestly, just reaching out an arm would have easily done the trick—they pulled apart, and the newcomer said to Tobias, sounding irritated, probably because of the mix-up he had just had with the hosier's boy—
"You can tell Mr. Todd that the carriage will be ready at half-past seven precisely."
"You can tell Mr. Todd that the carriage will be ready at 7:30 sharp."
And then he went away, leaving Tobias in a state of great bewilderment as to what Sweeney Todd could possibly be about to do with such an amount of finery as that which was evidently coming home for him.
And then he left, leaving Tobias extremely confused about what Sweeney Todd could possibly do with all that fancy stuff that was clearly coming home for him.
"I can't make it out," he said. "It's some villany, of course, but I can't make out what it is—I wish I knew; I might thwart him in it. He is a villain, and neither could nor would project anything good; but what can I do? I am quite helpless in this, and will just let it take its course. I can only wish for a power of action I shall never possess. Alas, alas! I am very sad, and know not what will become of me. I wish that I was in my grave, and there I am sure I shall be soon, unless something happens to turn the tide of all this wretched evil fortune that has come upon me."
"I can't figure it out," he said. "It's definitely some kind of wrongdoing, but I can't tell what it is—I wish I knew; then I could stop him. He is a villain and couldn't possibly come up with anything good; but what can I do? I feel completely powerless in this situation and will just let things unfold. I can only wish for a capacity to act that I will never have. Oh, how sad I am! I don't know what will happen to me. I wish I were in my grave, and I’m sure I'll be there soon unless something changes this terrible streak of bad luck that's hit me."
It was in vain for Tobias to think of vexing himself with conjectures as to what Sweeney Todd was about to do with so much finery, for he had not the remotest foundation to go upon in the matter, and could not for the life of him imagine any possible contingency or chance which should make it necessary for the barber to deck himself in such gaudy apparel. All he could do was to lay down in his own mind a general principle as regarded Sweeney Todd's conduct, and that consisted in the fact, that whatever might be his plans, and whatever might be his objects, they were for no good purpose; but, on the contrary, were most certainly intended for the accomplishment of some great evil which that most villanous person intended to perpetrate.
Tobias wasted his time worrying about what Sweeney Todd planned to do with all that fancy clothing. He had no real clues to go on and couldn’t imagine any reason for the barber to dress so extravagantly. All he could do was establish a general idea in his mind about Sweeney Todd's behavior, which was that whatever his plans were and whatever goals he had, they couldn’t be for anything good. Instead, they were definitely aimed at carrying out some kind of terrible evil that that wicked man intended to commit.
"I will observe all I can," thought Tobias to himself, "and do what I can to put a stop to his mischiefs; but I fear it will be very little he will allow me to observe, and perhaps still less that he will allow me to do; but I can but try, and do my best."
"I'll keep an eye on everything I can," Tobias thought to himself, "and do what I can to put an end to his troubles; but I’m afraid he won’t let me see much, and probably even less that I can do; but I can only try and give it my best shot."
Poor Tobias's best, as regarded achieving anything against Sweeney Todd, we may well suppose would be little indeed, for that individual was not the man to give anybody an opportunity of doing much; and, possessed as he was of the most consummate art, as well as the greatest possible amount of unscrupulousness, there can be very little doubt but that any attempt poor Tobias might make would recoil upon himself. In about half an hour the barber returned, and his first question was—
Poor Tobias's chances of succeeding against Sweeney Todd were practically nonexistent, as that man was not someone who would give anyone the opportunity to accomplish much. With his exceptional skills and ultimate ruthlessness, it’s clear that any effort Tobias made would likely backfire on him. About half an hour later, the barber came back, and his first question was—
"Have any things been left for me?"
"Is there anything left for me?"
"Yes, sir," said Tobias, "here are two parcels, and a boy has been to say that the carriage will be ready at half-past seven precisely."
"Yes, sir," said Tobias, "here are two packages, and a boy came by to say that the carriage will be ready at seven-thirty sharp."
"'Tis well," said the barber, "that will do; and Tobias, you will be careful, whilst I am gone, of the shop. I shall be back in half an hour, mind you, and not later; and be sure that I find you here at your post. But you may say, if any one comes here on business, there will be neither shaving nor dressing to-night. You understand me?"
"That's fine," said the barber, "that'll do; and Tobias, you need to be careful with the shop while I'm gone. I'll be back in half an hour, just so you know, and not later; and make sure I find you here at your station. But if anyone comes in for business, let them know there won't be any shaving or grooming tonight. Got it?"
"Yes, sir, certainly."
"Yes, absolutely."
Sweeney Todd then took the bundles which contained the costly apparel, and retired into the parlour with them; and, as it was then seven o'clock, Tobias correctly enough supposed that he had gone to dress himself, and he waited with a considerable amount of curiosity to see what sort of an appearance the barber would cut in his fine apparel. Tobias had not to control his impatience long, for in less than twenty minutes, out came Sweeney Todd, attired in the very height of fashion for the period. His waistcoat was something positively gorgeous, and his fingers were loaded with such costly rings, that they quite dazzled the sight of Tobias to look upon; then, moreover, he wore a sword with a jewelled hilt, but it was one which Tobias really thought he had seen before, for he had a recollection that a gentleman had come to have his hair dressed, and had taken it off, and laid just such a sword across his hat during the operation.
Sweeney Todd then grabbed the bundles with the expensive clothes and went into the parlor with them. Since it was now seven o'clock, Tobias figured he had gone to get dressed and waited with a good dose of curiosity to see how the barber would look in his fine clothes. Tobias didn't have to wait too long, because in less than twenty minutes, Sweeney Todd emerged, dressed in the latest fashion of the time. His waistcoat was absolutely stunning, and his fingers were adorned with so many expensive rings that they dazzled Tobias. Plus, he had a sword with a jeweled hilt, which Tobias thought he recognized, remembering that a gentleman had come in for a haircut and had laid a similar sword across his hat during the process.
"Remember," said Sweeney Todd, "remember your instructions; obey them to the letter, and no doubt you will ultimately become happy and independent."
"Remember," said Sweeney Todd, "stick to your instructions; follow them exactly, and I'm sure you'll eventually be happy and independent."
With these words, Sweeney Todd left the place, and poor Tobias looked after him with a frown, as he repeated the words—
With these words, Sweeney Todd left the place, and poor Tobias watched him go with a frown, repeating the words—
"Happy and independent. Alas! what a mockery it is of this man to speak to me in such a way—I only wish that I were dead!"
"Happy and independent. Oh, how ridiculous it is for this guy to talk to me like that—I just wish I were dead!"
But we will leave Tobias to his own reflections, and follow the more interesting progress of Sweeney Todd, who, for some reason best known to himself, was then playing so grand a part, and casting away so large a sum of money. He made his way to a livery-stables in the immediate neighbourhood, and there, sure enough, the horses were being placed to a handsome carriage; and all being very soon in readiness, Sweeney Todd gave some whispered directions to the driver, and the vehicle started off westward. At that time Hyde Park Corner was very nearly out of town, and it looked as if you were getting a glimpse of the country, and actually seeing something of the peasantry of England, when you got another couple of miles off, and that was the direction in which Sweeney Todd went; and as he goes, we may as well introduce to the reader the sort of individual whom he was going to visit in so much state, and for whom he thought it necessary to go to such great expense. At that period the follies and vices of the nobility were somewhere about as great as they are now, and consequently extravagance induced on many occasions tremendous sacrifice of money, and it was found extremely convenient on many occasions for them to apply to a man of the name of John Mundel, an exceedingly wealthy person, a Dutchman by extraction, who was reported to make immense sums of money by lending to the nobility and others what they required on emergencies, at enormous rates of interest. But it must not be supposed that John Mundel was so confiding as to lend his money without security. It was quite the reverse, for he took care to have the jewels, some costly plate, or the title-deeds of an estate, perchance, as security, before he would part with a single shilling of his cash. In point of fact, John Mundel was nothing more than a pawnbroker on a very extensive scale, and, although he had an office in town, he usually received his more aristocratic customers at his private residence, which was about two miles off, on the Uxbridge Road. After this explanation, it can very easily be imagined what was the scheme of Sweeney Todd, and that he considered, if he borrowed from John Mundel a sum equal in amount to half the real value of the pearls, he should be well rid of a property which he certainly could not sufficiently well account for the possession of, to enable him to dispose of it openly to the highest bidder. We give Sweeney Todd great credit for the scheme he proposed. It was eminently calculated to succeed, and one which, in the way he undertook it, was certainly set about in the best possible style. During the ride, he revolved in his mind exactly what he should say to John Mundel, and, from what we know of him, we may be well convinced that Sweeney Todd was not likely to fail from any amount of bashfulness in the transaction; but that, on the contrary, he was just the man to succeed in any scheme which required great assurance to carry it through; for he was most certainly master of great assurance, and possessed of a kind of diplomatic skill, which, had fortune placed him in a more elevated position of life, would no doubt have made a great man of him, and gained him great political reputation. John Mundel's villa, which was called, by the by, Mundel House, was a large, handsome, and modern structure, surrounded by a few acres of pleasure-gardens, which, however, the money-lender never looked at, for his whole soul was too much engrossed by his love for cash to enable him to do so; and, if he derived any satisfaction at all from it, that satisfaction must have been entirely owing to the fact, that he had wrung mansion, grounds, and all the costly furnishing of the former, from an improvident debtor, who had been forced to fly the country, and leave his property wholly in the hands of the money-lender and usurer. It was but a short drive with the really handsome horses that Sweeney Todd had succeeded in hiring for the occasion, and he soon found himself opposite the entrance gates of the residence of John Mundel. His great object now was that the usurer should see the equipage which he had brought down; and he accordingly desired the footman who accompanied him at once to ring the bell at the entrance-gate, and to say that a gentleman was waiting in his carriage to see Mr. Mundel. This was done; and when the money-lender's servant reported to him that the equipage was a costly one, and that, in his opinion, the visitor must be some nobleman of great rank, John Mundel made no difficulty about the matter, but walked down to the gate at once, where he immediately mentally subscribed to the opinion of his servant, by admitting to himself that the equipage was faultless, and presumed at once that it did belong to some person of great rank. He was proportionally humble, as such men always are, and, advancing to the side of the carriage, he begged to know what commands his lordship—for so he called him at once—had for him?
But we’ll leave Tobias to his own thoughts and follow the more interesting path of Sweeney Todd, who, for reasons known only to him, was playing such a grand role and spending a considerable amount of money. He made his way to a nearby livery stable, and sure enough, horses were being harnessed to a beautiful carriage; and once everything was ready, Sweeney Todd whispered some instructions to the driver, and the vehicle headed west. At that time, Hyde Park Corner felt almost like the outskirts of the city, offering a glimpse of the countryside and even a glimpse of the English peasantry a couple of miles further out, which was the direction Sweeney Todd was going. As he travels, let’s introduce the kind of person he was visiting with such fanfare and for whom he thought it necessary to spend so extravagantly. Back then, the follies and vices of the nobility were about as pronounced as they are today, so extravagance often led to immense monetary sacrifices. It was quite convenient for them to turn to a man named John Mundel, an extremely wealthy Dutchman known for making huge sums by lending money to the nobility and others in emergencies, at exorbitant interest rates. But don’t think for a second that John Mundel was easygoing enough to lend his money without collateral. Quite the opposite; he made sure to secure jewels, expensive silverware, or possibly the title deeds of a property before handing out a single penny. In reality, John Mundel was nothing more than a large-scale pawnbroker, and while he had an office in town, he usually entertained his more aristocratic clients at his private home, roughly two miles away on the Uxbridge Road. Given this context, it’s easy to see what Sweeney Todd’s plan was; he thought that if he borrowed half the true value of the pearls from John Mundel, he could rid himself of a property he undoubtedly couldn't explain how he acquired and thus avoid openly selling it to the highest bidder. We give Sweeney Todd credit for his plan. It was well-thought-out and executed in the most stylish manner. During the ride, he considered exactly what he would say to John Mundel, and based on what we know of him, we can be confident that Sweeney Todd wouldn't let shyness hold him back; on the contrary, he was just the type to excel in any scheme needing confidence to pull it off. He had undeniable confidence and a diplomatic knack that, had fortune placed him in a higher social standing, would have likely made him a significant figure with a great political reputation. John Mundel’s villa, amusingly named Mundel House, was a large, attractive, modern structure surrounded by a few acres of landscaped gardens, which the money-lender never bothered to appreciate, as his love for money consumed him. If he found any satisfaction from it, it was likely due to the fact that he had acquired the mansion, its grounds, and all its expensive furnishings from a financially reckless debtor who had to flee the country, leaving everything in the hands of the money-lender and usurer. It was a brief drive with the truly beautiful horses Sweeney Todd had managed to hire for the occasion, and soon he arrived at the entrance gates of John Mundel’s residence. His main objective was for the usurer to notice the grand carriage he had brought; thus, he instructed the footman accompanying him to ring the bell at the entrance gate and inform them that a gentleman was waiting in his carriage to see Mr. Mundel. This was accomplished, and when the money-lender's servant informed him that the carriage was opulent and that the visitor must be a nobleman of significant rank, John Mundel had no hesitation and immediately walked down to the gate, mentally agreeing with his servant by acknowledging that the carriage was indeed impressive and presumed it belonged to someone of high status. He felt correspondingly humble, as such men commonly do, and as he approached the side of the carriage, he asked what his lordship—whom he addressed as such right away—wanted from him.

The Barber Acts The Duke To Pawn The Pearls.
The Barber convinces the Duke to pawn the pearls.
"I wish to know," said Sweeney Todd, "Mr. Mundel, if you are inclined to lay under an obligation a rather illustrious lady, by helping her out of a little pecuniary difficulty?"
"I want to know," said Sweeney Todd, "Mr. Mundel, if you're willing to help a rather distinguished lady out of a small financial issue?"
John Mundel glanced again at the equipage, and he likewise saw something of the rich dress of his visitor, who had not disputed the title which had been applied to him, of lord; and he made up his mind accordingly that it was just one of the transactions that would suit him, provided the security that would be offered was of a tangible nature. That was the only point upon which John Mundel had the remotest doubt, but, at all events, he urgently pressed his visitor to alight and walk in.
John Mundel looked again at the carriage and noticed the luxurious clothing of his guest, who hadn’t argued with being called a lord. He decided that this was exactly the kind of deal that would work for him, as long as the security offered was solid. That was the only thing John Mundel was even slightly unsure about, but still, he insisted that his guest get down and come inside.
CHAPTER XIV.
THE GREAT CHANGE IN THE PROSPECTS OF SWEENEY TODD.
As Sweeney Todd's object, so far as regarded the money-lender having seen the carriage, was fully answered, he had no objection to enter the house, which he accordingly did at once, being preceded by John Mundel, who became each moment more and more impressed with the fact, as he considered it, that his guest was some person of very great rank and importance in society. He ushered him into a splendidly-furnished apartment, and after offering him refreshments, which Sweeney Todd politely declined, he waited with no small degree of impatience for his visitor to be more explicit with regard to the object of his visit.
As Sweeney Todd's goal, in terms of the money-lender having seen the carriage, was completely achieved, he had no reason to refuse entering the house, which he did immediately, followed by John Mundel. With each passing moment, John became more convinced that his guest was someone of significant rank and importance in society. He led him into a beautifully furnished room, and after offering him refreshments, which Sweeney Todd politely declined, he waited with increasing impatience for his visitor to clarify the purpose of his visit.
"I should," said Sweeney Todd, "have myself accommodated the illustrious lady with the sum of money she requires, but as I could not do so without incumbering some estates, she positively forbade me to think of it."
"I should," said Sweeney Todd, "have personally provided the distinguished lady with the amount of money she needs, but since I couldn't do that without burdening some properties, she clearly told me not to even consider it."
"Certainly," said Mr. Mundel, "she is a very illustrious lady, I presume?"
"Of course," said Mr. Mundel, "she is quite a remarkable lady, I assume?"
"Very illustrious indeed, but it must be a condition of this transaction, if you at all enter into it, that you are not to inquire precisely who she is, nor are you to inquire precisely who I am."
"Very impressive indeed, but it has to be a condition of this deal, if you choose to go through with it, that you won't ask exactly who she is, nor will you ask exactly who I am."
"It's not my usual way of conducting business, but if everything else be satisfactory, I shall not cavil at that."
"It's not how I usually do business, but if everything else is fine, I won't complain about that."
"Very good; by everything else being satisfactory, I presume you mean the security offered?"
"Very good; when you say everything else is fine, I assume you’re referring to the security provided?"
"Why, yes, that is of great importance, my lord."
"Of course, that is very important, my lord."
"I informed the illustrious lady, that, as the affair was to be wrapped up in something of a mystery, the security must be extremely ample."
"I told the distinguished lady that since the matter was going to be shrouded in some mystery, the security needed to be very strong."
"That's a very proper view to take of the matter, my lord. I wonder," thought John Mundel, "if he is a duke; I'll call him 'your grace' next time, and see if he objects to it."
"That's a very appropriate way to look at things, my lord. I wonder," thought John Mundel, "if he is a duke; I'll call him 'your grace' next time and see if he minds."
"Therefore," continued Sweeney Todd, "the illustrious lady placed in my hands security to a third greater amount than she required."
"Therefore," continued Sweeney Todd, "the distinguished lady entrusted me with collateral that was three times the amount she needed."
"Certainly, certainly, a very proper arrangement, your grace; may I ask the nature of the proffered security?"
"Of course, of course, a very appropriate arrangement, your grace; may I ask what kind of security is being offered?"
"Jewels."
"Jewelry."
"Highly satisfactory and unexceptionable security; they go into a small space, and do not deteriorate in value."
"Very good and reliable security; they fit into a small space and don’t lose value."
"And if they do," said the barber, "deteriorate in value, it would make no difference to you, for the illustrious person's honour would be committed to your redemption."
"And if they do," said the barber, "lose value, it wouldn't matter to you, because the reputation of that distinguished person would be tied to your rescue."
"I don't doubt that, your grace, in the least; I merely made the remark incidentally, quite incidentally."
"I don't doubt that at all, your grace; I just mentioned it casually, really."
"Of course, of course; and I trust, before going further, that you are quite in a position to enter into this subject."
"Of course, of course; and I hope, before we continue, that you’re ready to discuss this topic."
"Certainly I am, and, I am proud to say, to any amount. Show me the money's worth, your grace, and I will show you the money—that's my way of doing business; and no one can say that John Mundel ever shrunk from a matter that was brought fairly before him, and that he considered worth his going into."
"Absolutely, I am, and I’m proud to say, any amount. Show me the value, your grace, and I’ll show you the cash—that’s how I do business; and no one can say that John Mundel ever backed down from a matter that was presented to him honestly and that he thought was worth his time."
"It was by hearing such a character of you that I was induced to come to you. What do you think of that?"
"It was hearing such a description of you that made me want to reach out to you. What do you think about that?"
Sweeney Todd took from his pocket, with a careless air, the string of pearls, and cast them down before the eyes of the money-lender, who took them up and ran them rapidly through his fingers for a few seconds before he said—
Sweeney Todd casually took a string of pearls from his pocket and threw them down in front of the money-lender, who picked them up and quickly ran them through his fingers for a few seconds before he said—
"I thought there was but one string like this in the kingdom, and those belonged to the Queen."
"I thought there was only one string like this in the kingdom, and it belonged to the Queen."
"Well," said Sweeney Todd.
"Well," said Sweeney Todd.
"I humbly beg your grace's pardon. How much money does your grace require on these pearls?"
"I sincerely ask for your grace's forgiveness. How much money do you need for these pearls?"
"Twelve thousand pounds is their current value, if a sale of them was enforced; eight thousand pounds are required of you on their security."
"Twelve thousand pounds is what they're worth now if a sale has to happen; eight thousand pounds is what you need to provide as security for them."
"Eight thousand is a large sum. As a general thing I lend but half the value upon anything; but in this case, to oblige your grace and the illustrious personage, I do not, of course, hesitate for one moment but shall for one month lend you the required amount."
"Eight thousand is a significant amount. Generally, I only lend half the value of anything; however, in this case, to accommodate your highness and the distinguished individual, I won’t hesitate for a moment and will lend you the full amount for one month."
"That will do," said Sweeney Todd, scarcely concealing the exultation he felt at getting so much more from John Mundel than he expected, and which he certainly would not have got if the money-lender had not been most fully and completely impressed with the idea that the pearls belonged to the Queen, and that he had actually at length majesty itself for a customer. He did not suppose for one moment that it was the queen who wanted the money; but his view of the case was, that she had lent the pearls to this nobleman to meet some exigency of his own, and that, of course, they would be redeemed very shortly. Altogether a more pleasant transaction for John Mundel could not have been imagined. It was just the sort of thing he would have looked out for, and had the greatest satisfaction in bringing to a conclusion, and he considered it was opening the door to the highest class of business in his way that he was capable of doing.
"That works," said Sweeney Todd, barely hiding the excitement he felt at getting much more from John Mundel than he had anticipated, and which he certainly wouldn't have received if the moneylender hadn't been completely convinced that the pearls belonged to the Queen, and that he was actually dealing with royalty. He didn't think for a second that it was the Queen who needed the money; rather, he believed she had lent the pearls to this nobleman for some personal emergency, and that they would, of course, be redeemed very soon. Overall, a more pleasant transaction for John Mundel couldn’t have been imagined. It was exactly the kind of deal he would have hoped for, and he felt great satisfaction in bringing it to a close, considering it a pathway to high-end business in his line of work that he was capable of achieving.
"In what name, your grace," he said, "shall I draw a cheque upon my banker?"
"In whose name, your grace," he said, "should I write a check to my bank?"
"In the name of Colonel George."
"In the name of Colonel George."
"Certainly, certainly; and if your grace will give me an acknowledgment for eight thousand pounds, and please to understand that at the end of a month from this time the transaction will be renewed if necessary, I will give you a cheque for seven thousand five hundred pounds."
"Of course, of course; and if you could give me a receipt for eight thousand pounds, and just to clarify that in a month from now we can revisit this if needed, I'll provide you a check for seven thousand five hundred pounds."
"Why seven thousand five hundred only, when you mentioned eight thousand pounds?"
"Why only seven thousand five hundred when you said eight thousand pounds?"
"The five hundred pounds is my little commission upon the transaction. Your grace will perceive that I appreciate highly the honour of your grace's custom, and consequently charge the lowest possible price. I can assure your grace I could get more for my money by a great deal, but the pleasure of being able to meet your grace's views is so great, that I am willing to make a sacrifice, and therefore it is that I say five hundred, when I really ought to say one thousand pounds, taking into consideration the great scarcity of money at the present juncture; and I can assure your grace that—"
"The five hundred pounds is my small commission for the deal. Your grace will see that I truly value the honor of your grace's business, and therefore I’m charging the lowest possible price. I can assure your grace I could get a lot more, but I take such pleasure in being able to meet your grace's needs that I'm willing to make a sacrifice, which is why I say five hundred when I should really say one thousand pounds, especially considering how scarce money is right now; and I can assure your grace that—"
"Peace, peace," said Sweeney Todd; "and if it be not convenient to redeem the jewels at the end of a month from this time, you will hear from me most assuredly."
"Calm down," said Sweeney Todd; "and if it's not possible to get the jewels back at the end of a month from now, you will definitely hear from me."
"I am quite satisfied of that," said John Mundel, and he accordingly drew a cheque for seven thousand five hundred pounds, which he handed to Sweeney Todd, who put it in his pocket, not a little delighted that at last he had got rid of his pearls, even at a price so far beneath their real value.
"I’m pretty satisfied with that," said John Mundel, and he then wrote a check for seven thousand five hundred pounds, which he gave to Sweeney Todd, who put it in his pocket, quite pleased to have finally gotten rid of his pearls, even at a price much lower than their true worth.
"I need scarcely urge upon you, Mr. Mundel," he said, "the propriety of keeping this affair profoundly secret."
"I hardly need to stress this to you, Mr. Mundel," he said, "the importance of keeping this matter completely confidential."
"Indeed you need not, your grace, for it is part of my business to be discreet and cautious. I should very soon have nothing to do in my line, your grace may depend, if I were to talk about it. No, this transaction will for ever remain locked up in my own breast, and no living soul but your grace and I need know what has occurred."
"Honestly, you don't need to, your grace, because it's my job to be careful and discreet. If I were to talk about it, I would quickly have nothing to do in my field, and you can count on that. No, this deal will always stay between us, and no one else needs to know what happened except for you and me."
With this, John Mundel showed Sweeney Todd to his carriage, with abundance of respect, and in two minutes more he was travelling along towards town with what might be considered a small fortune in his pocket. We should have noticed earlier that Sweeney Todd had, upon the occasion of his going to sell the pearls to the lapidary, in the city, made some great alterations in his appearance, so that it was not likely he should be recognised again to a positive certainly. For example—having no whiskers whatever of his own, he had put on a large black pair of false ones, as well as moustachios, and he had given some colour to his cheeks likewise which had so completely altered his appearance, that those who were most intimate with him would not have known him except by his voice, and that he took good care to alter in his intercourse with John Mundel, so that it should not become a future means of detection.
With this, John Mundel respectfully escorted Sweeney Todd to his carriage, and within two minutes, he was making his way toward town with what could be seen as a small fortune in his pocket. We should have noticed earlier that Sweeney Todd had made some significant changes to his appearance when he went to sell the pearls to the gem dealer in the city, making it unlikely he would be recognized for sure. For instance—since he had no facial hair of his own, he had put on a large pair of false whiskers and a set of fake moustaches, along with some color on his cheeks, completely transforming his look. Those who were closest to him wouldn’t have recognized him except by his voice, which he took care to change during his conversation with John Mundel to avoid any chance of being discovered.
"I thought that this would succeed," he muttered to himself, as he went towards town, "and I have not been deceived. For three months longer, and only three, I will carry on the business in Fleet-street, so that any sudden alteration in my fortunes may not give rise to suspicion."
"I thought this would work out," he whispered to himself as he headed toward town, "and I haven't been fooled. For three more months, just three, I'll keep running the business in Fleet Street, so that any sudden change in my luck won't raise any suspicions."
He was then silent for some minutes, during which he appeared to be revolving some very knotty question in his brain, and then he said, suddenly—
He was quiet for a few minutes, during which he seemed to be thinking something really tough over in his head, and then he suddenly said—
"Well, well, as regards Tobias, I think it will be safer, unquestionably, to put him out of the way by taking his life, than to try to dispose of him in a mad-house, and I think there are one or two more persons whom it will be highly necessary to prevent being mischievous, at all events at present. I must think—I must think."
"Well, well, when it comes to Tobias, I think it’s definitely safer to eliminate him completely than to try to send him to an insane asylum. I also believe there are a couple more people we need to deal with to prevent them from causing trouble, at least for now. I have to think—I have to think."
When such a man as Sweeney Todd set about thinking, there could be no possible doubt but that some serious mischief was meditated, and any one who could have watched his face during that ride home from the money-lender's, would have seen by its expression that the thoughts which agitated him were of a dark and desperate character, and such as anybody but himself would have shrunk from aghast. But he was not a man to shrink from anything, and, on the contrary, the more a set of circumstances presented themselves in a gloomy and a terrific aspect, the better they seemed to suit him, and the peculiar constitution of his mind. There can be no doubt but that the love of money was the predominant feeling in Sweeney Todd's intellectual organization, and that, by the amount it would bring him, or the amount it would deprive him of, he measured everything. With such a man, then, no question of morality or ordinary feeling could arise, and there can be no doubt that he would quite willingly have sacrificed the whole human race, if, by so doing, he could have achieved any of the objects of his ambition. And so, on his road homeward, he probably made up his mind to plunge still deeper into criminality, and perchance to indulge in acts that a man not already so deeply versed in iniquity would have shrunk from with the most positive terror. And by a strange style of reasoning, such men as Sweeney Todd reconcile themselves to the most heinous crimes upon the ground of what they call policy. That is to say, that having committed some serious offence, they are compelled to commit a great number more for the purpose of endeavouring to avoid the consequences of the first lot, and hence the continuance of criminality becomes a matter necessary to self-defence, and an essential ingredient in their consideration of self-preservation. Probably Sweeney Todd had been for the greater part of his life, aiming at the possession of extensive pecuniary resources, and, no doubt, by the aid of a superior intellect, and a mind full of craft and design, he had managed to make others subservient to his views; and now that those views were answered, and that his underlings and accomplices were no longer required, they became positively dangerous. He was well aware of that cold-blooded policy which teaches that it is far safer to destroy than to cast away the tools by which a man carves his way to power and fortune.
When a man like Sweeney Todd started to think, there was no doubt that serious trouble was on his mind, and anyone watching his face during that ride home from the moneylender would have seen that he was agitated by dark and desperate thoughts, ones that would terrify anyone but him. He wasn't the type to back down from anything; in fact, the more grim and threatening the situation, the more it seemed to fit him and his twisted mindset. It's clear that the love of money was the driving force in Sweeney Todd's mind, and he measured everything by how much it could bring him or take away from him. For a man like him, questions of morality or ordinary feelings didn’t matter, and he would have happily sacrificed humanity if it meant achieving his goals. So, on his way home, he likely decided to dive even deeper into crime, possibly considering actions that anyone with even a hint of morality would fear. Strangely, people like Sweeney Todd justify their most heinous acts by calling them necessary for strategy. That is, after committing a serious crime, they feel forced to commit many more to avoid the fallout from the first. Consequently, ongoing criminality becomes essential for self-defense and self-preservation. Sweeney Todd had probably spent most of his life pursuing wealth, and with his sharp intellect and cunning, he had made others serve his ambitions. Now that those ambitions had been fulfilled and he no longer needed his accomplices, they had become a real threat. He understood the ruthless mindset that says it’s much safer to eliminate than to get rid of the tools that helped a man rise to power and wealth.
"They shall die," said Sweeney Todd—"dead men tell no tales, nor women nor boys either, and they shall all die; after which there will, I think, be a serious fire in Fleet-street. Ha! ha! it may spread to what mischief it likes, always provided it stops not short of the entire destruction of my house and premises. Rare sport—rare sport will it be to me, for then I will at once commence a new career, in which the barber will be forgotten, and the man of fashion only seen and remembered, for with this sad addition to my means, I am fully capable of vying with the highest and the noblest, let them be whom they may."
"They will die," said Sweeney Todd—"dead men don’t tell tales, and neither do women or boys, and they will all die; after that, I think there will be a serious fire on Fleet Street. Ha! Ha! It might spread to whatever trouble it wants, as long as it doesn’t stop short of completely destroying my house and business. What a thrill it will be for me, because then I can immediately start a new life, where the barber is forgotten, and only the man of fashion is seen and remembered, for with this unfortunate boost to my finances, I am fully capable of competing with the highest and noblest, whoever they may be."
This seemed a pleasant train of reflections to Sweeney Todd, and as the coach entered Fleet-street, there sat such a grim smile upon his countenance that he looked like some fiend in human shape, who had just completed the destruction of a human soul. When he reached the livery stables to which he directed them to drive, instead of his own shop, he rewarded all who had gone with him most liberally, so that the coachman and footman, who were both servants out of place, would have had no objection for Sweeney Todd every day to have gone on some such an expedition, so that they should receive as liberal wages for the small part they enacted in it as they did upon that occasion. He then walked from the stables toward his own house, but upon reaching there a little disappointment awaited him, for he found to his surprise that no light was burning; and when he placed his hand upon the shop-door, it opened, but there was no trace of Tobias, although he, Sweeney Todd, called loudly upon him the moment he set foot within the shop. Then a feeling of apprehension crept across the barber, and he groped anxiously about for some matches, by the aid of which he hoped to procure a light, and then an explanation of the mysterious absence of Tobias. But in order that we may, in its proper form, relate how it was that Tobias had had the daring thus, in open contradiction of his master, to be away from the shop, we must devote to Tobias a chapter, which will plead his extenuation.
This seemed like a pleasant train of thoughts for Sweeney Todd, and as the coach entered Fleet Street, a grim smile spread across his face, making him look like some fiend in human form who had just destroyed a human soul. When he arrived at the livery stables he instructed them to drive to, instead of his own shop, he generously rewarded everyone who had accompanied him. The coachman and footman, both out-of-work servants, wouldn't have minded if Sweeney Todd had gone on such expeditions every day, as long as they received equally generous pay for their small part in it like they did that day. He then walked from the stables toward his own house, but when he got there, a bit of disappointment awaited him. To his surprise, he found no light on. When he reached for the shop door, it opened, but there was no sign of Tobias, even though Sweeney Todd called out for him as soon as he stepped into the shop. A sense of unease began to creep over the barber, and he anxiously felt around for some matches to light a way and hopefully find an explanation for Tobias's mysterious absence. But to properly explain how Tobias had the audacity to be away from the shop in defiance of his master, we need to dedicate a chapter to him that will make a case for his actions.
CHAPTER XV.
TOBIAS'S ADVENTURES DURING THE ABSENCE OF SWEENEY TODD.
Tobias guessed, and guessed rightly too, that when Sweeney Todd said he would be away half an hour, he only mentioned that short period of time, in order to keep the lad's vigilance on the alert, and to prevent him from taking any advantage of a more protracted absence. The very style and manner in which he had gone out, precluded the likelihood of it being for so short a period of time; and that circumstance set Tobias seriously thinking over a situation which was becoming more intolerable every day. The lad had the sense to feel that he could not go on much longer as he was going on, and that in a short time such a life would destroy him.
Tobias suspected, and he was right, that when Sweeney Todd said he would be gone for half an hour, he mentioned that short timeframe to keep the boy on edge and to stop him from taking advantage of a longer absence. The way Sweeney had left made it unlikely he would be gone for such a brief period; that fact prompted Tobias to think deeply about a situation that was getting more unbearable each day. The boy realized he couldn't continue living like this for much longer, and that this kind of life would soon ruin him.
"It is beyond endurance," he said, "and I know not what to do; and since Sweeney Todd has told me that the boy he had before went out of his senses, and is now in the cell of a mad-house, I feel that such will be my fate, and that I too shall come to that dreadful end, and then no one will believe a word I utter, but consider everything to be mere raving."
"It’s unbearable," he said, "and I don’t know what to do; and since Sweeney Todd told me that the boy he had before lost his mind and is now locked up in a mental asylum, I fear that will be my fate too, and I will meet that terrible end, and then no one will believe anything I say, but will think it's all just crazy talk."
After a time, as the darkness increased, he lit the lamp which hung in the shop, and which, until it was closed for the night, usually shed a dim ray from the window. Then he sat down to think again, and he said to himself—
After a while, as the darkness grew, he lit the lamp that hung in the shop, which normally cast a faint light from the window until it closed for the night. Then he sat down to think again and said to himself—
"If I could now but summon courage to ask my mother about this robbery which Sweeney Todd imputes to her, she might assure me it was false, and that she never did such a deed; but then it is dreadful for me to ask her such a question, because it may be true; and then, how shocking it would be for her to be forced to confess to me, her own son, such a circumstance."
"If I could just find the courage to ask my mom about the robbery that Sweeney Todd accuses her of, she might reassure me it’s not true and that she never did anything like that; but it’s terrifying for me to ask her such a question because it might actually be true; and just imagine how awful it would be for her to have to confess to me, her own son, about something like that."
These were the honourable feelings which prevented Tobias from questioning his mother as regarded Todd's accusation of her—an accusation too dreadful to believe implicitly, and yet sufficiently probable for him to have a strong suspicion that it might be true after all. It is to be deeply regretted that Tobias's philosophy did not carry him a little further, and make him see, the moment the charge was made, that he ought unquestionably to investigate it to the very utmost. But still we could hardly expect, from a mere boy, that acute reasoning and power of action, which depend so much upon the knowledge of the world and an extensive practice in the usages of society. It was sufficient if he felt correctly—we could scarcely expect him to reason so. But upon this occasion, above all others, he seemed completely overcome by the circumstances which surrounded him; and from his excited manner, one might have almost imagined that the insanity he himself predicted at the close of his career was really not far off. He wrung his hands, and he wept, every now and then, in sad speech, bitterly bemoaning his situation, until at length, with a sudden resolution, he sprang to his feet, exclaiming—
These were the honorable feelings that kept Tobias from questioning his mother about Todd's accusation against her—an accusation too awful to fully believe, yet plausible enough for him to suspect it might actually be true. It's really unfortunate that Tobias's reasoning didn’t push him further to realize, the moment the accusation was made, that he should definitely investigate it thoroughly. But it’s hard to expect a mere boy to have the sharp reasoning and ability to act that come from a deeper understanding of the world and significant experience in social norms. It was enough that he felt things correctly—we couldn’t really expect him to reason this out. However, on this occasion, more than ever, he seemed completely overwhelmed by the circumstances around him; from his agitated demeanor, one might have almost thought that the madness he himself predicted for the end of his life was not far away. He wrung his hands and cried, every now and then, speaking sadly, bitterly lamenting his situation, until finally, with a sudden determination, he jumped to his feet, exclaiming—
"This night shall end it. I can endure it no more. I will fly from this place, and seek my fortune elsewhere. Any amount of distress, danger, or death itself even, is preferable to the dreadful life I lead."
"This night will end it. I can't take it any longer. I'm going to leave this place and find my luck somewhere else. Any amount of suffering, danger, or even death is better than the awful life I'm living."
He walked some paces towards the door, and then he paused, as he said to himself in a low tone—
He walked a few steps toward the door, then he stopped, saying to himself quietly—
"Todd will surely not be home yet awhile, and why should I then neglect the only opportunity I may ever have of searching this house to satisfy my mind as regards any of the mysteries that it contains?"
"Todd definitely won't be home for a while, so why should I miss the only chance I might ever have to search this house and satisfy my curiosity about its mysteries?"
He paused over this thought, and considered well its danger, for dangerous indeed it was to no small extent, but he was desperate; and with a resolution that scarcely could have been expected from him, he determined upon taking that step, above all others, which Todd was almost sure to punish with death. He closed the shop door, and bolted it upon the inside, so that he could not be suddenly interrupted, and then he looked round him carefully for some weapon, by the aid of which he should be able to break his way into the parlour, which the barber always kept closed and locked in his absence. A weapon that would answer the purpose of breaking any lock, if he, Tobias, chose to proceed so roughly to work, was close at hand in the iron bar, which, when the place was closed at night, secured a shutter to the door. Wrought up as he was to almost frenzy, Tobias seized this bar, and, advancing towards the parlour door, he with one blow smashed the lock to atoms, and the door yielded. The moment it did so, there was a crash of glass, and when Tobias entered the room he saw that upon its threshold lay a wine-glass shattered to atoms, and he felt certain that it had been placed in some artful position by Sweeney Todd as a detector, when he should return, of any attempt that had been made upon the door of the parlour. And now Tobias felt that he was so far committed that he might as well go on with his work, and accordingly he lit a candle, which he found upon the parlour table, and then proceeded to make what discoveries he could. Several of the cupboards in the room yielded at once to his hands, and in them he found nothing remarkable; but there was one that he could not open; so, without a moment's hesitation, he had recourse to the bar of iron again, and broke its lock, when the door swung open,—and to his astonishment there tumbled out of this cupboard such a volley of hats of all sorts and descriptions, some looped with silver, some three-cornered, and some square, that they formed quite a museum of that article of attire, and excited the greatest surprise in the mind of Tobias, at the same time that they tended very greatly to confirm some other thoughts and feelings which he had concerning Sweeney Todd. This was the only cupboard which was fast, although there was another door which looked as if it opened into one, but when Tobias broke that down with the bar of iron, he found it was the door which led to the staircase conducting to the upper part of the house—that upper part which Sweeney Todd, with all his avarice, would never let, and of which the shutters were kept continually closed, so that the opposite neighbours never caught a glimpse into any of the apartments. With cautious and slow steps, which he adopted instantaneously, although he knew that there was no one in the house but himself, Tobias ascended the staircase.
He paused to think about this and recognized how risky it was—dangerous indeed—but he was desperate. With a resolve that hardly seemed possible for him, he decided to take that step, above all others, which Todd was almost certain to punish with death. He closed the shop door and locked it from the inside to avoid any sudden interruptions, then he carefully looked around for a weapon to help him break into the parlor, which the barber always kept locked when he was away. A suitable weapon was right there: the iron bar that secured a shutter to the door at night. Driven to near madness, Tobias grabbed the bar and, approaching the parlor door, smashed the lock to bits with one blow, making the door give way. The moment it swung open, there was a crash of glass, and when Tobias stepped into the room, he saw a wine glass shattered at the threshold. He was sure it had been placed there by Sweeney Todd as a warning system to detect any attempts on the parlor door. Now feeling fully committed, Tobias decided to continue with his task. He found a candle on the parlor table and lit it, then began searching for any clues. Several cupboards yielded nothing remarkable, but one was locked. Without hesitation, he used the iron bar again to break its lock. When the door swung open, he was astonished to see a pile of hats of all kinds spilling out—some with silver loops, some three-cornered, and some square—which created quite a collection and greatly surprised Tobias, while also reinforcing some suspicions he had about Sweeney Todd. This was the only locked cupboard, but there was another door that seemed to lead to one. However, when Tobias broke that door down with the iron bar, he discovered it led to the staircase going to the upper part of the house—a part that Sweeney Todd, despite his greed, would never rent out, with the shutters kept tightly shut so that neighboring houses couldn’t see inside. With cautious, slow steps—which he instinctively adopted even though he knew he was alone—Tobias climbed the staircase.
"I will go to the very top rooms first," he said to himself, "and so examine them all as I come down, and then if Todd should return suddenly, I shall have a better chance of hearing him, than as if I began below and went upwards."
"I'll start at the top rooms first," he said to himself, "and check them all as I work my way down. That way, if Todd comes back unexpectedly, I'll have a better chance of hearing him than if I start at the bottom and go up."
Acting upon this prudent scheme, he went up to the attics, all the doors of which were swinging open, and there was nothing in any of them whatever. He descended to the second floor with the like result, and a feeling of great disappointment began to creep over him at the thought that, after all, the barber's house might not repay the trouble of examination. But when he reached the first floor he soon found abundant reason to alter his opinion. The doors were fast, and he had to burst them open; and, when he got in, he found that those rooms were partially furnished, and that they contained a great quantity of miscellaneous property of all kinds and descriptions. In one corner was an enormous quantity of walking-sticks, some of which were of a very costly and expensive character, with gold and silver chased tops to them, and in another corner was a great number of umbrellas—in fact, at least a hundred of them. Then there were boots and shoes lying upon the floor, partially covered up, as if to keep them from dirt; there were thirty or forty swords of different styles and patterns, many of them appearing to be very firm blades, and in one or two cases the scabbards were richly ornamented. At one end of the front and larger of these two rooms, was an old-fashioned-looking bureau of great size, and with as much wood-work in it as seemed required to make at least a couple of such articles of furniture. This was very securely locked, and presented more difficulties in the way of opening it than any of the doors had done, for the lock was of great strength and apparent durability. Moreover it was not so easily got at, but at length by using the bar as a sort of lever, instead of as a mere machine to strike with, Tobias succeeded in forcing this bureau open, and then his eyes were perfectly dazzled with the amount of jewellery and trinkets of all kinds and descriptions that were exhibited to his gaze. There was a great number of watches, gold chains, silver and gold snuff-boxes, and a large assortment of rings, shoe-buckles, and brooches. These articles must have been of great value, and Tobias could not help exclaiming aloud—
Acting on this smart plan, he went up to the attic, where all the doors were swinging open, and he found that there was nothing inside any of them. He moved down to the second floor with the same result, and a sense of disappointment started to wash over him at the thought that the barber's house might not be worth the effort of searching. But when he reached the first floor, he quickly found plenty of reasons to change his mind. The doors were locked, and he had to force them open; when he stepped inside, he discovered that those rooms were partly furnished and stuffed with all sorts of miscellaneous items. In one corner, there was a massive collection of walking sticks, some of which were very luxurious, with gold and silver decorative tops; in another corner, there were a ton of umbrellas—at least a hundred, in fact. Then there were boots and shoes scattered on the floor, partly covered as if to protect them from dirt; there were thirty or forty swords of different styles, many of which appeared to have strong blades, and a couple of the scabbards were richly decorated. At one end of the larger of the two rooms was an old-fashioned bureau, quite big, with enough woodwork to make at least two such pieces of furniture. This bureau was locked tightly and posed more challenges to open than any of the doors had, as the lock was robust and seemingly durable. It was also hard to reach, but eventually, by using the bar as a lever rather than just a tool to hit with, Tobias managed to force the bureau open, and he was instantly dazzled by the amount of jewelry and trinkets of all kinds that lay before him. There were tons of watches, gold chains, silver and gold snuff boxes, and a large collection of rings, shoe buckles, and brooches. These items must have been extremely valuable, and Tobias couldn't help but exclaim out loud—
"How could Sweeney Todd come by these articles, except by the murder of their owners?"
"How could Sweeney Todd have gotten these items, except by killing their owners?"
This, indeed, seemed but too probable a supposition, and the more especially so, as in a further part of this bureau a great quantity of apparel was found by Tobias. He stood with a candle in his hand, looking upon these various objects for more than a quarter of an hour, and then as a sudden and a natural thought came across him of how completely a few of them even would satisfy his wants and his mother's for a long time to come, he stretched forth his hand towards the glittering mass, but he drew it back again with a shudder, saying—
This really seemed like a likely guess, especially since Tobias found a huge amount of clothing in another part of the office. He stood there with a candle in his hand, looking at these different items for over fifteen minutes. Then, as the sudden and obvious thought hit him about how a few of those things could meet his and his mother’s needs for quite a while, he reached out towards the sparkling pile, but he quickly pulled his hand back with a shiver, saying—
"No—no, these things are the plunder of the dead. Let Sweeney Todd keep them to himself, and look upon them, if he can, with eyes of enjoyment. I will have none of them; they would bring misfortune along with every guinea that they might be turned into."
"No—no, these things are the spoils of the dead. Let Sweeney Todd keep them to himself and look at them, if he can, with eyes of enjoyment. I want nothing to do with them; they would bring misfortune along with every guinea they might be turned into."
As he spoke, he heard St. Dunstan's clock strike nine, and he started at the sound, for it let him know that already Sweeney Todd had been away an hour beyond the time he said he would be absent, so that there was a probability of his quick return now, and it would scarcely be safe to linger longer in his house.
As he talked, he heard St. Dunstan's clock strike nine, and he jumped at the sound because it told him that Sweeney Todd had already been gone for an hour longer than he said he would be, which meant he could come back any moment now, and it wouldn't be safe to stay in his house much longer.
"I must be gone—I must be gone. I should like to look upon my mother's face once more before I leave London for ever perhaps. I may tell her of the danger she is in from Todd's knowledge of her secret; no—no, I cannot speak to her of that; I must go, and leave her to those chances which I hope and trust will work favourably for her."
"I have to go—I have to go. I want to see my mother's face one last time before I leave London forever, maybe. I should warn her about the danger she’s in from Todd knowing her secret; no—no, I can’t tell her that; I have to leave and hope for the best for her."
Flinging down the iron bar which had done him such good service, Tobias stopped not to close any of those receptacles which contained the plunder that Sweeney Todd had taken most probably from murdered persons, but he rushed down stairs into the parlour again, where the boots that had fallen out of the cupboard still lay upon the floor in wild disorder. It was a strange and sudden whim that took him, rather than a matter of reflection, that induced him, instead of his own hat, to take one of those which were lying so indiscriminately at his feet; and he did so. By mere accident it turned out to be an exceedingly handsome hat, of rich workmanship and material, and then Tobias, feeling terrified lest Sweeney Todd should return before he could leave the place, paid no attention to anything, but turned from the shop, merely pulling the door after him, and then darting over the road towards the Temple like a hunted hare; for his great wish was to see his mother, and then he had an undefined notion that his best plan for escaping the clutches of Sweeney Todd would be to go to sea. In common with all boys of his age, who know nothing whatever of the life of a sailor, it presented itself in the most fascinating colours. A sailor ashore and a sailor afloat, are about as two different things as the world can present; but, to the imagination of Tobias Ragg, a sailor was somebody who was always dancing hornpipes, spending money, and telling wonderful stories. No wonder, then, that the profession presented itself under such fascinating colours to all such persons as Tobias; and as it seemed, and seems still, to be a sort of general understanding that the real condition of a sailor should be mystified in every possible way and shape by both novelist and dramatist, it is no wonder that it requires actual experience to enable those parties who are in the habit of being carried away by just what they hear, to come to a correct conclusion.
Throwing down the iron bar that had served him well, Tobias didn’t bother closing the containers filled with loot that Sweeney Todd had likely taken from murder victims. Instead, he rushed back down into the parlor, where the boots had spilled out of the cupboard and lay scattered on the floor. He acted on a strange impulse, rather than through careful thought, and chose to grab one of the hats that were carelessly at his feet instead of his own; and he did just that. By chance, he ended up with a very stylish hat, made with high-quality materials, and feeling panicked that Sweeney Todd might return before he could escape, Tobias paid no attention to anything else. He pulled the shop door shut behind him and darted across the street toward the Temple like a frightened hare; his main desire was to see his mother. He also had a vague idea that escaping Sweeney Todd’s grasp would be best accomplished by going to sea. Like most boys his age, who were completely unaware of what life as a sailor truly entailed, it sounded incredibly appealing. To Tobias Ragg, a sailor was someone who was always dancing, spending money, and sharing incredible stories. It’s no surprise that the profession seemed so attractive to him and others like him; and since there seems to be a general agreement among writers and playwrights to mystify the real life of a sailor in every way possible, it’s understandable that it takes actual experience for those easily swayed by hearsay to form an accurate understanding.
"I will go to sea!" ejaculated Tobias. "Yes, I will go to sea!"
"I'll go to sea!" shouted Tobias. "Yeah, I will go to sea!"
As he spoke these words he passed out of the gate of the Temple leading into Whitefriars, in which ancient vicinity his mother dwelt, endeavouring to eke out a living as best she might. She was very much surprised (for she happened to be at home) at the unexpected visit of her son, Tobias, and uttered a faint scream as she let fall a flat-iron very nearly upon his toes.
As he said these words, he walked through the gate of the Temple that led into Whitefriars, where his mother lived, trying to make a living as best she could. She was really surprised (since she happened to be home) by the unexpected visit from her son, Tobias, and let out a faint scream as she dropped a flat iron just about on his toes.
"Mother," he said, "I cannot stay with Sweeney Todd any longer, so do not ask me."
"Mom," he said, "I can't stay with Sweeney Todd anymore, so please don't ask me."
"Not stay with such a respectable man?"
"Not stay with such a respectable guy?"
"A respectable man, mother! Alas, alas, how little you know of him! But what am I saying? I dare not speak! Oh, that fatal, fatal candlestick!"
"A respectable man, Mom! Oh, how little you know about him! But what am I saying? I shouldn’t say anything! Oh, that cursed, cursed candlestick!"
"But how are you to live, and what do you mean by a fatal candlestick?"
"But how are you supposed to live, and what do you mean by a deadly candlestick?"
"Forgive me—I did not mean to say that! Farewell, mother! I am going to sea."
"Sorry—I didn't mean to say that! Goodbye, Mom! I'm going to sea."
"To see what, my dear?" said Mrs. Ragg, who was much more difficult to talk to, than even Hamlet's grave-digger. "You don't know how much I am obliged to Sweeney Todd."
"To see what, my dear?" said Mrs. Ragg, who was much harder to talk to than even Hamlet's grave-digger. "You have no idea how grateful I am to Sweeney Todd."
"Yes, I do, and that's what drives me mad to think of. Farewell, mother, perhaps for ever! If I can, of course I will communicate with you, but now I dare not stay."
"Yes, I do, and that's what drives me crazy to think about. Goodbye, mom, maybe forever! If I can, of course I’ll keep in touch with you, but right now I can’t risk staying."
"Oh! what have you done, Tobias—what have you done?"
"Oh! what have you done, Tobias—what have you done?"
"Nothing—nothing! but Sweeney Todd is—"
"Nothing—nothing! but Sweeney Todd is—"
"What—what?"
"What the—what?"
"No matter—no matter! Nothing—nothing! And yet at this last moment I am almost tempted to ask you concerning a candlestick."
"No matter—no matter! Nothing—nothing! And yet at this last moment I’m almost tempted to ask you about a candlestick."
"Don't mention that," said Mrs. Ragg; "I don't want to hear anything said about it."
"Don't bring that up," said Mrs. Ragg; "I don't want to hear anything about it."
"It is true, then?"
"Is it true, then?"
"Yes; but did Mr. Todd tell you?"
"Yeah; but did Mr. Todd tell you?"
"He did—he did. I have now asked the question I never thought could have passed my lips. Farewell, mother; for ever farewell!"
"He did—he did. I've now asked the question I never thought I could say. Goodbye, Mom; forever goodbye!"
Tobias rushed out of the place, leaving old Mrs. Ragg astonished at his behaviour, and with a strong suspicion that some accession of insanity had come over him.
Tobias dashed out of the place, leaving old Mrs. Ragg shocked by his behavior and seriously wondering if he had gone a bit crazy.
"The Lord have mercy upon us!" she said, "what shall I do? I am astonished at Mr. Todd telling him about the candlestick; it's true enough, though, for all that. I recollect it as well as though it were yesterday; it was a very hard winter, and I was minding a set of chambers, when Todd came to shave the gentleman, and I saw him with my own eyes put a silver candlestick in his pocket. Then I went over to his shop and reasoned with him about it, and he gave it me back again, and I brought it to the chambers, and laid it down exactly on the spot where he took it from."
"Lord, have mercy on us!" she exclaimed, "what should I do? I'm shocked at Mr. Todd telling him about the candlestick; it's true enough, though. I remember it as clearly as if it were yesterday; it was a really harsh winter, and I was looking after a set of rooms when Todd came to shave the gentleman, and I saw him with my own eyes put a silver candlestick in his pocket. Then I went over to his shop and confronted him about it, and he gave it back to me, and I took it back to the rooms and placed it exactly where he took it from."
"To be sure," said Mrs. Ragg, after a pause of a few moments, "to be sure, he has been a very good friend to me ever since, but that I suppose is for fear I should tell, and get him hung or transported. But, however, we must take the good with the bad, and when Tobias comes to think of it, he will go back again to his work, I dare say; for, after all, it's a very foolish thing for him to trouble his head whether Mr. Todd stole a silver candlestick or not."
"Sure," said Mrs. Ragg after pausing for a moment, "he's been a really good friend to me ever since, but I guess that's because he's afraid I might spill the beans and get him hanged or sent away. But still, we have to take the good with the bad, and when Tobias thinks about it, he'll probably go back to his work, I bet; because, honestly, it's pretty silly for him to worry about whether Mr. Todd stole a silver candlestick or not."
CHAPTER XVI.
THE STRANGE ODOUR IN OLD ST. DUNSTAN'S CHURCH.
About this time, and while the incidents of our most strange and eventful narrative were taking place, the pious frequenters of old St. Dunstan's church began to perceive a strange and most abominable odour throughout that sacred edifice. It was in vain that old women who came to hear the sermons, although they were too deaf to catch a third part of them, brought smelling bottles and other means of stifling their noses; still that dreadful charnel-house sort of smell would make itself most painfully and most disagreeably apparent. And the Rev. Joseph Stillingport, who was the regular preacher, smelt it in the pulpit; and had been seen to sneeze in the midst of a most pious discourse indeed, and to hold to his pious mouth a handkerchief, in which was some strong and pungent essence, for the purpose of trying to overcome the horrible effluvia. The organ-blower and the organ-player were both nearly stifled, for the horrible odour seemed to ascend to the upper part of the church; although those who sat in what may be called the pit, by no means escaped it. The churchwardens looked at each other in their pews with contorted countenances, and were almost afraid to breathe; and the only person who did not complain bitterly of the dreadful odour in St. Dunstan's church, was an old woman who had been a pew-opener for many years; but then she had lost the faculties of her nose, which, perhaps, accounted satisfactorily for that circumstance. At length, however, the nuisance became so intolerable, that the beadle, whose duty it was in the morning to open the church doors, used to come up to them with the massive key in one hand, and a cloth soaked in vinegar in the other, just as the people used to do in the time of the great plague of London; and when he had opened the doors, he used to run over to the other side of the way.
Around this time, while the events of our strange and eventful story were unfolding, the devoted visitors of old St. Dunstan's Church started to notice a strange and truly terrible odor throughout the holy building. It was useless for the elderly women who came to hear the sermons, even though they were too deaf to catch most of the words, to bring smelling salts and other ways to block the smell; the awful, grave-like stench was painfully and unpleasantly noticeable. The Rev. Joseph Stillingport, the regular preacher, caught a whiff of it while in the pulpit and was seen sneezing in the middle of a very pious sermon, holding a handkerchief to his mouth that contained some strong fragrance, trying to combat the horrific smell. The organ blower and player were both nearly suffocated because the foul odor seemed to rise to the upper part of the church, though those seated in what could be called the pit were not spared either. The churchwardens exchanged looks with grimaces in their pews, almost afraid to breathe; the only person who didn’t complain about the awful smell in St. Dunstan's Church was an old woman who had been a pew opener for many years—though, that might be because she had lost her sense of smell, which likely explained her indifference. Eventually, however, the situation became so unbearable that the beadle, whose job it was to open the church doors in the morning, would approach with the heavy key in one hand and a cloth soaked in vinegar in the other, just like people did during the great plague of London; after opening the doors, he would quickly dash across to the other side of the street.
"Ah, Mr. Blunt!" he used to say to the bookseller, who lived opposite—"ah! Mr. Blunt, I is obligated to cut over here, leastways till the atymouspheric air is mixed up all along with the stinkifications which come from the church."
"Ah, Mr. Blunt!" he would say to the bookseller, who lived across the street—"ah! Mr. Blunt, I have to cut over here, at least until the atmospheric air is mixed up with the stinks that come from the church."
By this it will be seen that the beadle was rather a learned man, and no doubt went to some mechanics' institution of those days, where he learned something of everything but what was calculated to be of some service to him. As might be supposed, from the fact that this sort of thing had gone on for a few months, it began to excite some attention with a view to a remedy; for, in the great city of London, a nuisance of any sort or description requires to become venerable by age before any one thinks of removing it; and after that, it is quite clear that that becomes a good argument against removing it at all. But at last, the churchwardens began to have a fear that some pestilential disease would be the result if they for any longer period of time put up with the horrible stench, and that they might be among its first victims, so they began to ask each other what could be done to obviate it. Probably, if this frightful stench, being suggestive, as it was, of all sorts of horrors, had been graciously pleased to confine itself to some poor locality, nothing would have been heard of it; but when it became actually offensive to a gentleman in a metropolitan pulpit, and when it began to make itself perceptible to the sleepy faculties of the churchwardens of St. Dunstan's church, Fleet-street, so as to prevent them even from dozing through the afternoon sermon, it became a very serious matter indeed. But what was it, what could it be, and what was to be done to get rid of it? These were the anxious questions that were asked right and left, as regarded the serious nuisance, without the fates graciously acceding any reply. But yet one thing seemed to be generally agreed, and that was, that it did come, and must come, somehow or other, out of the vaults from beneath the church. But then, as the pious and hypocritical Mr. Butterwick, who lived opposite, said—
By this, it’s clear that the beadle was quite an educated man, and he probably attended some sort of technical school back in the day, where he picked up bits of knowledge about everything except what would actually benefit him. As you might expect, since this situation had been going on for a few months, it started to draw attention in hopes of a solution; after all, in the vast city of London, any kind of nuisance needs to become recognized over time before anyone considers getting rid of it; and even then, it’s often used as a reason not to remove it at all. But eventually, the churchwardens began to worry that if they continued to tolerate the awful smell, it might lead to some deadly disease, and they could end up among the first victims, so they started discussing what could be done about it. Probably, if this terrible stench, which hinted at all sorts of horrors, had been confined to some poorer area, no one would have bothered to address it; but when it became truly offensive to a gentleman preaching in a city church, and when it reached the sleepy awareness of the churchwardens of St. Dunstan's church on Fleet Street, disrupting their ability to nap through the afternoon sermon, it turned into a really serious issue. But what was it, what could it possibly be, and what should be done to eliminate it? These were the urgent questions asked back and forth regarding this serious nuisance, without any fate providing an answer. Yet one thing seemed to be generally accepted: it came, and must come, somehow from the vaults under the church. But then, as the pious and hypocritical Mr. Butterwick, who lived across the street, said—
"How could that be, when it was satisfactorily proved by the present books that nobody had been buried in the vaults for some time, and therefore it was a very odd thing that dead people, after leaving off smelling and being disagreeable, should all of a sudden burst out again in that line, and be twice as bad as ever they were at first."
"How could that be when the current records clearly showed that no one had been buried in the vaults for a while? It’s really strange that after a period of not smelling and being unpleasant, dead people would suddenly start to smell again and be twice as bad as they were before."
And on Wednesdays sometimes, too, when pious people were not satisfied with the Sunday's devotion, but began again in the middle of the week, that stench was positively terrific. Indeed, so bad was it, that some of the congregation were forced to leave, and have been seen to slink into Bell-yard, where Lovett's pie-shop was situated, and then and there solace themselves with a pork or a veal pie, in order that their mouths and noses should be full of a delightful and agreeable flavour, instead of one most peculiarly and decidedly the reverse. At last there was a confirmation to be held at St. Dunstan's church, and a great concourse of persons assembled, for a sermon was to be preached by the bishop after the confirmation; and a very great fuss indeed was to be made about really nobody knew exactly what. Preparations, as newspapers say, upon an extensive scale, and regardless of expense, were made for the purpose of adding lustre to the ceremony, and surprising the bishop, when he came, with a good idea that the people who attended St. Dunstan's church were somebodies, and really worth confirming. The confirmation was to take place at twelve o'clock, and the bells ushered in the morning with their most pious tones, for it was not every day that the authorities of St. Dunstan succeeded in catching a bishop, and when they did so, they were determined to make the most of him. And the numerous authorities, including churchwardens, and even the very beadle, were in an uncommon fluster, and running about, and impeding each other, as authorities always do upon public occasions. But, to those who only look to the surface of things, and who came to admire what was grand and magnificent in the preparations, the beadle certainly carried away the palm, for that functionary was attired in a completely new cocked hat and coat, and certainly looked very splendid and showy upon the occasion. Moreover, that beadle had been well and judiciously selected, and the parish authorities made no secret of it, when there was an election for beadle, that they threw all their influence into the scale of that candidate who happened to be the biggest, and consequently, who was calculated to wear the official costume with an air that no smaller man could have possibly aspired to on any account. At half-past eleven o'clock the bishop made his gracious appearance, and was duly ushered into the vestry, where there was a comfortable fire, and on the table in which, likewise, were certain cold chickens and bottles of rare wines; for confirming a number of people, and preaching a sermon besides, was considered no joke, and might, for all they knew, be provocative of a great appetite in the bishop. And with what a bland and courtly air the bishop smiled as he ascended the steps of St. Dunstan's Church. How affable he was to the churchwardens, and he actually smiled upon a poor miserable charity boy, who, his eyes glaring wide open, and his muffin cap in his hand, was taking his first stare at a real live bishop. To be sure, the beadle knocked him down directly the bishop had passed, for having the presumption to look at such a great personage, but then that was to be expected fully and completely, and only proved that the proverb, which permits a cat to look at a king, is not equally applicable to charity boys and bishops. When the bishop got to the vestry, some very complimentary words were uttered to him by the usual officiating clergyman, but, somehow or other, the bland smile had left the lips of the great personage, and, interrupting the vicar in the midst of a fine flowing speech, he said—
And on Wednesdays sometimes, when devout people weren’t satisfied with Sunday’s worship and started up again midweek, the smell was downright awful. In fact, it was so bad that some members of the congregation had to leave, and they were spotted slipping into Bell-yard, home to Lovett's pie shop, where they comforted themselves with a pork or veal pie to fill their mouths and noses with a pleasant flavor, rather than the distinctly unpleasant one they had encountered. Eventually, there was going to be a confirmation at St. Dunstan's church, drawing a large crowd because the bishop was set to preach a sermon after the confirmation; and a lot of fuss was made about something nobody quite knew. Preparations were made on a grand scale, as the newspapers would say, at great expense, aimed at impressing the bishop when he arrived, making him think the attendees at St. Dunstan's were important and truly deserving of confirmation. The confirmation was scheduled for twelve o'clock, and the bells announced the morning with their most devout ringing, since it wasn’t every day that the powers at St. Dunstan managed to get a bishop, and when they did, they intended to make the most of it. The various officials, including churchwardens and even the beadle, were in a rare flurry, rushing around and getting in each other’s way, as officials often do during public events. For those who only cared about the spectacle and came to admire the impressive preparations, the beadle definitely stole the show, flaunting a brand-new cocked hat and coat, looking quite grand for the occasion. Additionally, the beadle had been wisely chosen, and the parish authorities didn't hide it during the beadle election, where they put all their influence behind the candidate who was the largest, ensuring he could carry the official attire with a presence no smaller man could hope to match. At half-past eleven, the bishop graciously arrived and was properly guided into the vestry, where a cozy fire burned, and a table held some cold chickens and bottles of fine wine; after all, confirming people and preaching a sermon was no small feat and could give the bishop quite an appetite. With such a charming and gracious demeanor, the bishop smiled as he ascended the steps of St. Dunstan's Church. He was so friendly to the churchwardens and even smiled at a poor, wretched charity boy who, with wide eyes and his muffin cap in hand, was seeing a real bishop for the first time. Of course, the beadle promptly knocked him down as soon as the bishop walked past, since the boy had the audacity to look at such an important figure, but that was completely expected and only proved that the saying allowing a cat to look at a king doesn’t apply equally to charity boys and bishops. When the bishop entered the vestry, the usual officiating clergyman spoke some flattering words to him, but somehow, the pleasant smile had vanished from the bishop’s face, and cutting off the vicar in the midst of a grand speech, he said—
"That's all very well, but what a terrible stink there is here!"
"That’s great and all, but what a horrible smell it is here!"
The churchwardens gave a groan, for they had flattered themselves that perhaps the bishop would not notice the dreadful smell, or that, if he did, he would think it was accidental, and say nothing about it; but now, when he really did mention it, they found all their hopes scattered to the winds, and that it was necessary to say something.
The churchwardens sighed, thinking that maybe the bishop wouldn't notice the terrible smell, or if he did, he might just think it was an accident and not say anything about it. But now that he actually brought it up, all their hopes were dashed, and they had to say something.
"Is this horrid charnel-house sort of smell always here?"
"Is this awful smell like a dead body always here?"
"I am afraid it is," said one of the churchwardens.
"I’m afraid it is," said one of the churchwardens.
"Afraid!" said the bishop, "surely you know; you seem to me to have a nose."
"Afraid!" said the bishop, "you must know; it seems to me you have a nose."
"Yes," said the churchwarden, in great confusion, "I have that honour, and I have the pleasure of informing you, my Lord Bishop—I mean I have the honour of informing you that this smell is always here."
"Yes," said the churchwarden, clearly flustered, "I have that honor, and I'm pleased to let you know, my Lord Bishop—I mean I have the honor of informing you that this smell is always here."
The bishop sniffed several times, and then he said—
The bishop sniffed a few times, and then he said—
"It is very dreadful; and I hope that by the next time I come to St. Dunstan's, you will have the pleasure and the honour, both, of informing me that it has gone away."
"It’s really awful, and I hope that by the next time I come to St. Dunstan's, you will have the pleasure and the honor of telling me that it’s gone."
The churchwarden bowed, and got into an extreme corner, saying to himself—
The churchwarden bowed and moved into a far corner, muttering to himself—
"This is the bishop's last visit here, and I don't wonder at it, for, as if out of pure spite, the smell is ten times worse than ever to-day."
"This is the bishop's last visit here, and I can't blame him, because, just out of spite, the smell is way worse than ever today."
And so it was, for it seemed to come up through all the crevices of the flooring of the church, with a power and perseverance that was positively dreadful.
And so it was, as it seemed to rise up through all the cracks in the church floor, with a strength and determination that was truly frightening.
The people coughed, and held their handkerchiefs to their noses, remarking to each other—
The people coughed and held their tissues to their noses, commenting to one another—
"Isn't it dreadful?—did you ever know the smell in St. Dunstan's so bad before," and everybody agreed that they never had known it anything like so bad, for that it was positively awful—and so indeed it was.
"Isn't it awful?—have you ever noticed the smell in St. Dunstan's being this bad before?" Everyone agreed they had never experienced anything quite like it, because it was truly terrible—and it really was.
The anxiety of the bishop to get away was quite manifest, and, if he could have decently taken his departure without confirming anybody at all, there is no doubt but that he would have willingly done so, and left all the congregation to die and be—something or another. But this he could not do, but he could cut it short, and he did so. The people found themselves confirmed before they almost knew where they were, and the bishop would not go into the vestry again on any account, but hurried down the steps of the church, and into his carriage, with the greatest precipitation in the world, thus proving that holiness is no proof against a most abominable stench. As may be well supposed, after this, the subject assumed a much more serious aspect, and on the following day a solemn meeting was held of all the church authorities, at which it was determined that men should be employed to make a thorough and searching examination of the vaults of St. Dunstan's, with the view of discovering, if possible, from whence particularly the abominable stench emanated. And then it was decided that the stench was to be put down, and that the bishop was to be apprized it was put down, and that he might visit the church in perfect safety.
The bishop's anxiety to leave was obvious, and if he could have discreetly exited without confirming anyone, he definitely would have preferred that, leaving the entire congregation to deal with their issues. But he couldn't do that, so he wrapped things up as quickly as he could. The people found themselves confirmed before they even realized what was happening, and the bishop refused to go back into the vestry for any reason. Instead, he rushed down the church steps and into his carriage with incredible speed, demonstrating that even holiness doesn't shield one from a terrible smell. As you might expect, the situation took on a much more serious tone after this, leading to a formal meeting of all church officials the next day. It was decided that a team would be hired to conduct a thorough inspection of the vaults of St. Dunstan's to try to pinpoint the source of the awful odor. It was also resolved that the smell needed to be dealt with, and that the bishop should be informed once it was eliminated so he could visit the church safely.
CHAPTER XVII.
SWEENEY TODD'S PROCEEDINGS CONSEQUENT UPON THE DEPARTURE OF TOBIAS.
We left the barber in his own shop, much wondering that Tobias had not responded to the call which he had made upon him, but yet scarcely believing it possible that he could have ventured upon the height of iniquity, which we know Tobias had really been guilty of. He paused for a few moments, and held up the light which he had procured, and gazed around him with inquiring eyes, for he could, indeed, scarcely believe it possible that Tobias had sufficiently cast off his dread of him, Sweeney Todd, to be enabled to achieve any act for his liberation. But when he saw that the lock of the parlour-door was open, positive rage obtained precedence over every other feeling.
We left the barber in his shop, wondering why Tobias hadn't answered his call, hardly believing that he could have committed the terrible act we knew he was guilty of. He paused for a moment, held up the light he had gotten, and looked around with questioning eyes, truly struggling to believe that Tobias had managed to overcome his fear of Sweeney Todd enough to attempt any action for his freedom. But when he noticed that the lock on the parlor door was open, pure rage took over every other emotion.
"The villain!" he cried, "has he dared really to consummate an act I thought he could not have dreamt of for a moment? Is it possible that he can have presumed so far as to have searched the house?"
"The villain!" he shouted, "has he really dared to go through with something I thought he wouldn't even dream of? Is it possible that he has assumed he could search the house?"
That Tobias, however, had presumed so far, the barber soon discovered, and when he went into his parlour and saw what had actually occurred, and that not only was every cupboard door broken open, but that likewise the door which led to the staircase and the upper part of the house had not escaped, he got perfectly furious, and it was some time before he could sufficiently calm himself to reflect upon the probable and possible amount of danger he might run in consequence of these proceedings. When he did, his active mind at once told him that there was not much to be dreaded immediately, for that most probably Tobias, still having the fear before his eyes of what he might do as regarded his mother, had actually run away; and, "in all likelihood," muttered the barber, "he has taken with him something which would allow me to fix upon him the stigma of robbery, but that I must see to."
That Tobias had overstepped his bounds became clear to the barber soon enough. When he entered his shop and saw the chaos—every cupboard door broken open and even the door to the staircase and the upper part of the house in disarray—he was infuriated. It took him a while to calm down enough to think about the potential dangers he faced because of all this. Once he managed to collect his thoughts, his sharp mind quickly assessed that there wasn't much to worry about right away. Most likely, Tobias, still scared of what he might do concerning his mother, had actually run off. "And it’s probable," the barber muttered to himself, "that he took something that would make it look like I was the victim of a robbery. I’ll need to check on that."
Having fastened the shop-door securely, he took the light in his hands, and ascended to the upper part of his house—that is to say, the first floor, where alone anything was to be found. He saw at once the open bureau, with all its glittering display of jewels, and as he gazed upon the heap, he muttered—
Having locked the shop door tightly, he took the light in his hands and went up to the upper part of his house—which is to say, the first floor, where there was anything of value. He immediately noticed the open desk, with its sparkling array of jewels, and as he looked at the pile, he murmured—
"I have not so accurate a knowledge of what is here as to be able to say if anything be extracted or not, but I know the amount of money, if I do not know the precise number of jewels which this bureau contains."
"I don’t have a clear enough understanding of what’s here to say whether anything is taken or not, but I do know the total amount of money, even if I don’t know the exact number of jewels this office holds."
He opened a small drawer which had entirely escaped the scrutiny of Tobias, and proceeded to count a large number of guineas which were there.
He opened a little drawer that Tobias had completely missed and started counting a bunch of guineas that were inside.
"These are correct," he said, when he had finished his examination—"these are correct, and he has touched none of them."
"These are right," he said when he finished his examination—"these are right, and he hasn't changed any of them."
He then opened another drawer, in which were a great many packets of silver done up in paper, and these likewise he carefully counted, and was satisfied they were right.
He then opened another drawer, which held a lot of packets of silver wrapped in paper, and he carefully counted them too, making sure they were all correct.
"It is strange," he said, "that he has taken nothing, but yet perhaps it is better that it should be so, inasmuch as it shows a wholesome fear of me. The slightest examination would have shown him these hoards of money; and since he has not made that slight examination, nor discovered any of them, it seems to my mind decisive upon the subject, that he has taken nothing, and perchance I shall discover him easier than I imagine."
"It’s weird," he said, "that he hasn’t taken anything, but maybe it’s better this way because it shows he has a healthy fear of me. A quick look would have revealed these piles of money; and since he hasn’t even done that quick look or found any of them, it seems clear to me that he hasn’t taken anything, and maybe I’ll find him more easily than I think."

Tobias Discovers The Barber's Hidden Plunder.
Tobias Finds the Barber's Secret Treasure.
He repaired to the parlour again, and carefully divested himself of everything which had enabled him so successfully to impose upon John Mundel, and replaced them by his ordinary costume, after which he fastened up his house and sallied forth, taking his way direct to Mrs. Ragg's humble home, in the expectation that there he would hear something of Tobias, which would give him a clue where to search for him, for search for him he fully intended; but what were his precise intentions perhaps he could hardly have told himself, until he actually found him. When he reached Mrs. Ragg's house, and made his appearance abruptly before that lady, who seemed somehow or another to be always ironing and always to drop the iron when any one came in, very near their toes, he said—
He went back to the living room and carefully took off everything that had helped him successfully deceive John Mundel, putting on his usual clothes instead. After that, he locked up his house and went out, heading straight to Mrs. Ragg's modest home, hoping to find out something about Tobias that would lead him to where he could look for him. He was definitely planning to search for him, but he probably couldn't have clearly explained his exact intentions until he actually found him. When he arrived at Mrs. Ragg's house and suddenly showed up in front of her, she seemed to always be ironing and would drop the iron near people's feet whenever someone walked in. He said—
"Where did your son Tobias go after he left you to-night?"
"Where did your son Tobias go after he left you tonight?"
"Lor! Mr. Todd, is it you? You are as good as a conjuror, sir, for he was here; but bless you, sir, I know no more where he is gone to, than the man in the moon. He said he was going to sea, but I am sure I should not have thought it, that I should not."
"Wow! Mr. Todd, is that you? You're like a magician, sir, because he was here; but honestly, sir, I have no idea where he went, just like the man in the moon. He said he was going to sea, but honestly, I never would have thought that."
"To sea!—then the probability is that he would go down to the docks, but surely not to-night. Do you not expect him back here to sleep?"
"To the sea!—so it's likely he would head to the docks, but definitely not tonight. Don't you expect him to come back here to sleep?"
"Well, sir, that's a very good thought of yours; and he may come back here to sleep, for all I know to the contrary."
"Well, sir, that’s a really good thought; he might come back here to sleep, for all I know."
"But you do not know it for a fact?"
"But you don't know it for sure?"
"He didn't say so; but he may come, you know, sir, for all that."
"He didn't say it, but he might come, you know, sir, despite that."
"Did he tell you his reason for leaving me?"
"Did he tell you why he left me?"
"Indeed no, sir; he really did not, and he seemed to me to be a little bit out of his senses."
"Definitely not, sir; he really didn’t, and he seemed a bit out of his mind to me."
"Ah! Mrs. Ragg," said Sweeney Todd, "there you have it. From the first moment that he came into my service, I knew and felt confident that he was out of his senses. There was a strangeness of behaviour about him, which soon convinced me of that fact, and I am only anxious about him, in order that some effort may be made to cure him of such a malady, for it is a serious, and a dreadful one, and one which, unless taken in time, will be yet the death of Tobias."
"Ah! Mrs. Ragg," said Sweeney Todd, "there you go. From the moment he started working for me, I knew he was out of his mind. His behavior was unusual enough to convince me of that, and I'm only worried about him to ensure that someone tries to help him with this illness, because it's serious and terrible, and if it's not addressed in time, it could ultimately lead to Tobias's death."
These words were spoken with such solemn seriousness, that they had a wonderful effect upon Mrs. Ragg, who, like most ignorant persons, began immediately to confirm that which she most dreaded.
These words were spoken with such serious gravity that they had a profound impact on Mrs. Ragg, who, like many uninformed people, quickly began to affirm what she feared the most.
"Oh, it's too true," she said, "it's too true. He did say some extraordinary things to-night, Mr. Todd, and he said he had something to tell, which was too horrid to speak of. Now the idea, you know, Mr. Todd, of anybody having anything at all to tell, and not telling it at once, is quite singular."
"Oh, it's absolutely true," she said, "it's absolutely true. He said some really strange things tonight, Mr. Todd, and he mentioned he had something to share that was too awful to say. Now the thought, you know, Mr. Todd, of someone having something to say and not saying it right away is quite peculiar."
"It is!—and I am sure that his conduct is such you never would be guilty of, Mrs. Ragg;—but hark! what's that?"
"It is!—and I'm sure his behavior is something you would never do, Mrs. Ragg;—but wait! what's that?"
"It's a knock, Mr. Todd."
"There's a knock, Mr. Todd."
"Hush, stop a moment—what if it be Tobias?"
"Hush, wait a second—what if it’s Tobias?"
"Gracious goodness! it can't be him, for he would have come in at once."
"Goodness gracious! It can't be him, since he would have come in right away."
"No; I slipped the bolt of the door, because I wished to talk to you without observation; so it may be Tobias, you perceive, after all. But let me hide somewhere, so that I may hear what he says, and be able to judge how his mind is affected. I will not hesitate to do something for him, let it cost what it may."
"No, I locked the door because I wanted to talk to you without anyone watching. So, it could be Tobias, as you can see. But let me find a place to hide so I can hear what he says and understand his state of mind. I won’t hesitate to help him, no matter what it takes."
"There's the cupboard, Mr. Todd. To be sure there is some dirty saucepans and a frying-pan in it, and of course it aint a fit place to ask you to go into."
"There's the cupboard, Mr. Todd. Sure, there are some dirty saucepans and a frying pan in there, and of course, it isn't a suitable place to ask you to go into."
"Never mind that—never mind that; only you be careful, for the sake of Tobias's very life, to keep secret that I am here."
"Forget about that—just make sure to be careful, for Tobias's sake, and keep it a secret that I'm here."
The knocking at the door increased each moment in vehemence, and scarcely had Sweeney Todd succeeded in getting into the cupboard along with Mrs. Ragg's pots and pans, and thoroughly concealed himself, when she opened the door; and, sure enough—Tobias, heated, tired, and looking ghastly pale—staggered into the room.
The knocking at the door grew louder with each passing moment, and just as Sweeney Todd managed to squeeze into the cupboard with Mrs. Ragg's pots and pans, hiding himself completely, she opened the door; and, sure enough—Tobias, hot, exhausted, and looking deathly pale—stumbled into the room.
"Mother," he said, "I have taken a new thought, and have come back to you."
"Mom," he said, "I've had a new idea and have come back to you."
"Well, I thought you would, Tobias; and a very good thing it is that you have."
"Well, I thought you would, Tobias; and it's really great that you have."
"Listen to me: I thought of flying from England for ever, and of never again setting foot upon its shores. I have altered that determination completely, and I feel now that it is my duty to do something else."
"Listen to me: I considered leaving England for good and never returning to its shores. I've completely changed that decision, and now I feel it’s my duty to take a different direction."
"To do what, Tobias?"
"To do what, Toby?"
"To tell all I know—to make a clean breast, mother, and, let the consequences be what they may, to let justice take its course."
"To share everything I know—to come clean, mom, and let the consequences happen, to allow justice to take its course."
"What do you mean, Tobias?"
"What do you mean, Toby?"
"Mother, I have come to a conclusion, that what I have to tell is of such vast importance, compared with any consequences that may arise from the petty robbery of the candlestick, which you know of, that I ought not to hesitate a moment in revealing everything."
"Mom, I've realized that what I need to say is so important, compared to the consequences of that minor theft of the candlestick, which you're aware of, that I shouldn't hesitate for a second to share everything."
"But, my dear Tobias, remember that that is a dreadful secret, and one that must be kept."
"But, my dear Tobias, remember that this is a terrible secret, and one that must be kept."
"It cannot matter—it cannot matter; and, besides, it is more than probable that by revealing what I actually know, and which is of such great magnitude, I may, mother, in a manner of speaking, perchance completely exonerate you from the consequences of that transaction. Besides, it was long ago, and the prosecutor may have mercy; but, be all that how it may, and be the consequences what they may, I must and will tell what I now know."
"It doesn't really matter—it doesn’t really matter; and, what's more, it’s likely that by sharing what I actually know, which is very significant, I might, mother, in a way, possibly fully clear you of the fallout from that situation. Also, it happened a long time ago, and the prosecutor might show mercy; but, however that turns out, and whatever the consequences might be, I have to and will reveal what I know now."
"But what is it Tobias, that you know?"
"But what do you know, Tobias?"
"Something too dreadful for me to utter to you alone. Go into the Temple, mother, to some of the chambers you attend to, and ask them to come to me, and listen to what I have got to say. They will be amply repaid for their trouble, for they will hear that which may, perhaps, save their own lives."
"There's something too terrible for me to say to just you. Go into the Temple, mom, to some of the rooms you usually visit, and ask them to come to me and hear what I have to say. They'll be well compensated for their efforts, as they'll learn something that might just save their own lives."
"He is quite gone," thought Mrs. Ragg, "and Mr. Todd is correct; poor Tobias is as mad as he can be!" "Alas, alas, Tobias, why don't you try to reason yourself into a better state of mind! You don't know a bit what you are saying, any more than the man in the moon."
"He is completely lost," thought Mrs. Ragg, "and Mr. Todd is right; poor Tobias is as crazy as he can be! "Oh, Tobias, why don't you try to think your way into a better mindset! You have no idea what you’re saying, any more than the man in the moon."
"I know I am half mad, mother, but yet I know what I am saying well; so do not fancy that it is not to be relied upon, but go and fetch some one at once to listen to what I have to relate."
"I know I'm half crazy, Mom, but I know exactly what I'm saying; so don't think it can't be trusted. Just go and get someone right away to hear what I have to say."
"Perhaps," thought Mrs. Ragg, "if I were to pretend to humour him, it would be as well, and, while I am gone, Mr. Todd can speak to him."
"Maybe," thought Mrs. Ragg, "if I pretend to go along with him, it would be a good idea, and while I'm away, Mr. Todd can talk to him."
This was a bright idea of Mrs. Ragg's, and she forthwith proceeded to carry it into execution, saying—
This was a great idea from Mrs. Ragg, and she immediately set out to put it into action, saying—
"Well, my dear, if it must be, it must be—and I will go; but I hope while I have gone, somebody will speak to you, and convince you that you ought to try to quiet yourself."
"Well, my dear, if it has to be, it has to be—and I will go; but I hope while I'm away, someone will talk to you and convince you that you should try to calm down."
These words Mrs. Ragg uttered aloud, for the special benefit of Sweeney Todd, who, she considered, would have been there to take the hint accordingly. It is needless to say he did hear them, and how far he profited by them, we shall quickly perceive. As for poor Tobias, he had not the remotest idea of the close proximity of his arch enemy; if he had, he would quickly have left that spot, where he might well to conjecture so much danger awaited him; for although Sweeney Todd, under the circumstances, probably felt that he dared not take Tobias's life, still he might exchange something that could place it in his power to do so shortly, with the least personal danger to himself. The door closed after the retreating form of Mrs. Ragg, and as, considering the mission she was gone upon, it was very clear some minutes must elapse before she could return, Sweeney Todd did not feel that there was any very particular hurry in the transaction.
Mrs. Ragg said these words out loud, specifically for Sweeney Todd, who she thought would take the hint. It goes without saying that he did hear her, and we’ll soon see how much he gained from it. As for poor Tobias, he was completely unaware of how close his enemy was; if he had known, he would have quickly left that spot, where he could easily guess he was in serious danger. Although Sweeney Todd probably felt he couldn’t kill Tobias at that moment, he might trade something that would enable him to do so soon, with minimal risk to himself. The door closed behind Mrs. Ragg as she left, and since it was clear that she would take a few minutes to complete her mission, Sweeney Todd didn’t feel any rush to act.
"What shall I do?" he said to himself. "Shall I await his mother's coming again, and get her to aid me, or shall I of myself adopt some means which will put an end to trouble on this boy's account?"
"What should I do?" he said to himself. "Should I wait for his mother to come again and get her to help me, or should I figure out a way to end this trouble for the boy myself?"
Sweeney Todd was a man tolerably rapid in thought, and he contrived to make up his mind that the best plan, unquestionably, would be to lay hold of Tobias at once, and so prevent the possibility of any appeal to his mother becoming effective. Tobias, when his mother left the place, as he imagined, for the purpose of procuring some one to listen to what he considered to be Sweeney Todd's delinquencies, rested his face upon his hands, and gave himself up to painful and deep thought. He felt that he had arrived at quite a crisis in his history, and that the next few hours could not surely but be very important to him in their results; and so they were indeed, but not certainly exactly in the way that he all along anticipated, for he thought of nothing but of the arrest and discomfiture of Todd, little expecting how close was his proximity to that formidable personage.
Sweeney Todd was someone who thought quickly, and he decided that the best course of action would be to grab Tobias right away, to make sure his mother couldn't effectively reach out for help. When Tobias's mother left, he assumed she was going to find someone to listen to what he believed were Sweeney Todd's wrongdoings. He rested his face on his hands and fell into deep, painful thought. He felt like he was at a turning point in his life, and he was sure that the next few hours would be crucial for him; and they indeed were, but not in the way he expected. He focused solely on wanting to see Todd arrested and defeated, not realizing how close he was to that imposing figure.
"Surely," thought Tobias, "I shall, by disclosing all that I know about Todd, gain some consideration for my mother, and after all, she may not be prosecuted for the robbery of the candlestick, for how very trifling is that affair compared to the much more dreadful things which I more than suspect Sweeney Todd to be guilty of. He is and must be, from all that I have seen and heard, a murderer, although how he disposes of his victims is involved in the most complete mystery, and is to me a matter past all human power of comprehension. I have no idea even upon that subject whatever."
"Surely," thought Tobias, "if I share everything I know about Todd, I might get some leniency for my mother, and maybe she won't be charged for stealing the candlestick, since that is so minor compared to the much worse things that I strongly suspect Sweeney Todd is involved in. He is definitely a murderer, from everything I've seen and heard, but how he gets rid of his victims is a total mystery to me, something beyond human understanding. I have no clue about that at all."
This, indeed, was a great mystery; for, even admitting that Sweeney Todd was a murderer, and it must be allowed that as yet we have only circumstantial evidence of that fact, we can form no conclusion from such evidence as to how he perpetrated the deed, or how afterwards he disposed of the body of his victim. This grand and principal difficulty in the way of committing murder with impunity, namely, the disposal of a corpse, certainly did not seem at all to have any effect upon Sweeney Todd; for if he made corpses, he had some means of getting rid of them with the most wonderful expedition as well as secrecy.
This was definitely a big mystery; because, even if we assume that Sweeney Todd was a murderer—which we can only think about based on circumstantial evidence so far—we can't draw any conclusions from that evidence about how he carried out the act or how he later got rid of his victim's body. This major challenge of committing murder without getting caught, specifically the disposal of a corpse, didn't seem to bother Sweeney Todd at all; because if he was indeed making corpses, he had some way of getting rid of them with incredible speed and secrecy.
"He is a murderer," thought Tobias. "I know he is, although I have never seen him do the deed, or seen any appearances in the shop of a deed of blood having been committed. Yet why is it that occasionally, when a better dressed person than usual comes into the shop, that he sends me out on some errand to a distant part of the town?"
"He’s a murderer," Tobias thought. "I know he is, even though I’ve never seen him commit the act or witnessed any signs of bloodshed in the shop. But why is it that sometimes, when someone more well-dressed than usual comes into the shop, he sends me on some errand to a far corner of the town?"
Tobias did not forget, too, that on more than one occasion he had come back quicker than he had been expected, and that he had caught Sweeney Todd in some little confusion, and seen the hat, the stick, or perhaps the umbrella of the last customer quietly waiting there, although the customer had gone; and even if the glaring improbability of a man leaving his hat behind him in a barber's shop was got over, why did he not come back for it? This was a circumstance which was entitled to all the weight which Tobias, during his mental cogitations, could give to it, and there could be but one possible explanation of a man not coming back for his hat, and that was that he had not the power to do so.
Tobias remembered that more than once he had come back sooner than expected and had caught Sweeney Todd in a bit of a scramble. He had noticed the hat, stick, or maybe the umbrella of the last customer still sitting there, even though the customer had already left. And even if you could overlook the unlikely idea of a man forgetting his hat in a barber's shop, why wouldn’t he return for it? This was something that deserved all the consideration Tobias could give it during his thoughts, and there was only one likely reason a man wouldn’t come back for his hat: he didn’t have the ability to do so.
"This house will be searched," thought Tobias, "and all those things, which of course must have belonged to so many different people, will be found, and then they will be identified, and he will be required to say how he came by them, which, I think, will be a difficult task indeed for Sweeney Todd to accomplish. What a relief it will be to me, to be sure, when he is hanged, as I think he is tolerably sure to be!"
"This house is going to be searched," thought Tobias, "and all those things, which obviously belonged to so many different people, will be discovered. Then they’ll be identified, and he’ll have to explain how he got them, which I believe will be a really tough task for Sweeney Todd to pull off. It’ll definitely be a relief for me when he’s hanged, which I think is pretty likely!"
"What a relief," muttered Sweeney Todd, as he slowly opened the door, unseen by Tobias—"what a relief it will be to me when this boy is in his grave, as he will be soon, or else I have forgotten all my moral learning, and turned chicken-hearted—neither of them very likely circumstances."
"What a relief," mumbled Sweeney Todd, as he slowly opened the door, unnoticed by Tobias—"what a relief it will be for me when this boy is in his grave, which will be soon, or else I’ve forgotten all my moral teachings and become cowardly—neither of those is particularly likely."
CHAPTER XVIII.
THE MISADVENTURE OF TOBIAS.—THE MAD-HOUSE ON PECKHAM-RYE.
Sweeney Todd paused for a moment at the cupboard door, before he made up his mind as to whether he should pounce upon poor Tobias at once, or adopt a more creeping, cautious mode of operation. The latter course was by far the most congenial to his mind, and so he adopted it in a moment or so, and stole quietly from his place of concealment, and with so little noise, that Tobias could not have the least suspicion that any one was in the room but himself. Treading, as if each step might involve some serious consequences, he thus at length got completely behind the chair on which Tobias was sitting, and stood with folded arms, and such a hideous smile upon his face, that they together formed no inapt representation of the Mephistopheles of the German drama.
Sweeney Todd paused for a moment at the cupboard door, deciding whether to jump on poor Tobias right away or to take a more stealthy, cautious approach. The latter option felt much more comfortable to him, so he went with it after a short wait. He quietly slipped out of his hiding spot, making little noise so that Tobias had no idea anyone else was in the room. Moving carefully, as if each step could lead to serious consequences, he finally positioned himself completely behind the chair where Tobias was sitting. He stood there with his arms crossed and a sinister grin on his face, resembling a version of Mephistopheles from German drama.
"I shall at length," murmured Tobias, "be free from my present dreadful state of mind, by thus accusing Todd. He is a murderer—of that I have no doubt: it is but a duty of mine to stand forward as his accuser."
"I will finally," said Tobias quietly, "be free from my current terrible state of mind by accusing Todd. He is a murderer—I'm convinced of that. It’s my responsibility to step forward as his accuser."
Sweeney Todd stretched out his two brawny hands, and clutched Tobias by the head, which he turned round till the boy could see him, and then he said—
Sweeney Todd stretched out his strong hands and grabbed Tobias by the head, turning it until the boy could see him, and then he said—
"Indeed, Tobias; and did it never strike you that Todd was not so easily to be overcome as you would wish him, eh, Tobias?"
"Yeah, Tobias; and did it never occur to you that Todd isn't as easy to beat as you'd like him to be, huh, Tobias?"
The shock of this astonishing and sudden appearance of Sweeney Todd was so great, that for a few moments Tobias was deprived of all power of speech or action, and with his head so strangely twisted as to seem to threaten the destruction of his neck. He glared in the triumphant and malignant countenance of his persecutor, as he would into that of the arch enemy of all mankind, which probably he now began to think the barber really was. If one thing more than another was calculated to delight such a man as Todd, it certainly was to perceive what a dreadful effect his presence had upon Tobias, who remained for about a minute and a half in this state before he ventured upon uttering a shriek, which, however, when it did come, almost frightened Todd himself. It was one of those cries which can only come from a heart in its utmost agony—a cry which might have heralded the spirit to another world, and proclaimed, as it very nearly did the destruction of the intellect for ever. The barber staggered back a pace or two as he heard it, for it was too terrific even for him, but it was for a very brief period that it had that stunning effect upon him, and then, with a full consciousness of the danger to which it subjected him, he sprang upon poor Tobias as a tiger might be supposed to do upon a lamb, and clutched him by the throat, exclaiming—
The shock of Sweeney Todd's sudden and unbelievable appearance was so intense that, for a few moments, Tobias couldn’t speak or move at all. His head was twisted in such a way that it looked like it might break his neck. He glared at the triumphant and menacing face of his tormentor, as if staring into the face of the ultimate evil, which he was starting to believe Todd really was. If there was anything that could please someone like Todd, it was seeing how terrified Tobias was, who stayed in this state for about a minute and a half before he finally let out a scream. However, when the scream came, it almost scared Todd himself. It was one of those cries that could only come from someone in extreme pain—a cry that could signal a soul leaving this world and that almost sounded like it was signaling the loss of one’s sanity forever. The barber staggered back a step or two at the sound because it was terrifying even for him, but that effect didn’t last long. With a full awareness of the risk he faced, he lunged at poor Tobias like a tiger would at a lamb, grabbing him by the throat and exclaiming—
"Such another cry, and it is the last you ever live to utter, although it cover me with difficulties to escape the charge of killing you. Peace! I say, peace!"
"Another cry like that, and it’ll be the last one you ever make, even though it makes it really hard for me to avoid the accusation of killing you. Be quiet! I’m serious, be quiet!"
This exhortation was quite needless, for Tobias could not have uttered a word, had he been ever so much inclined to do so; the barber held his throat with such an iron clutch, as if it had been in a vise.
This encouragement was completely unnecessary, because Tobias couldn’t have said anything, even if he really wanted to; the barber had his throat in such a tight grip, it felt like it was in a vise.
"Villain," growled Todd, "villain; so this is the way in which you have dared to disregard my injunctions. But no matter, no matter!—you shall have plenty of leisure to reflect upon what you have done for yourself. Fool! to think that you could cope with me—Sweeney Todd! Ha! ha!"
"Villain," Todd growled, "villain; so this is how you've chosen to ignore my orders. But it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter!—you'll have plenty of time to think about what you've done for yourself. Fool! to believe you could handle me—Sweeney Todd! Ha! ha!"
He burst into a laugh, so much more hideous, than his ordinary efforts in that way, that, had Tobias heard it—which he did not, for his head had dropped upon his breast, and he had become insensible—it would have terrified him almost as much as Sweeney Todd's sudden appearance had done.
He broke into a laugh, so much more grotesque than his usual attempts at laughter, that if Tobias had heard it—which he didn’t, because his head had drooped onto his chest, and he had passed out—it would have scared him just as much as Sweeney Todd's sudden appearance had.
"So," muttered the barber, "he has fainted, has he? Dull child, that is all the better. For once in a way, Tobias, I will carry you—not to oblige you, but to oblige myself. By all that's damnable, it was a lively thought that brought me here to-night, or else I might, by the dawn of the morning, have had some very troublesome inquiries made of me."
"So," mumbled the barber, "he fainted, huh? What a dull kid, but that works in my favor. For once, Tobias, I’ll carry you—not to help you, but to help myself. Honestly, it was a clever idea that brought me here tonight; otherwise, by morning, I might have faced some really annoying questions."
He took Tobias up as easily as if he had been an infant, and strode from the chambers with him, leaving Mrs. Ragg to draw whatever inference she chose from his absence; but feeling convinced that she was too much under his controul, to take any steps of a nature to give him the smallest amount of uneasiness.
He picked up Tobias as effortlessly as if he were a baby and walked out of the room with him, leaving Mrs. Ragg to interpret his absence however she liked; but he was sure she was too much under his control to do anything that would cause him even a bit of worry.
"The woman," he muttered to himself, "is a double-distilled ass, and can be made to believe anything, so that I have no fear whatever of her. I dare not kill Tobias, because it is necessary, in case of the matter being at any other period mentioned, that his mother shall be in a position to swear that she saw him after this night alive and well."
"The woman," he muttered to himself, "is extremely gullible and can be convinced of anything, so I have absolutely no worries about her. I can’t kill Tobias because it’s important for his mother to be able to say she saw him alive and well after tonight, in case this comes up later."
The barber strode through the Temple, carrying the boy, who seemed not at all in a hurry to recover from the nervous and partial state of suffocation into which he had fallen. As they passed through the gate opening into Fleet-street, the porter, who knew the barber well by sight, said—
The barber walked through the Temple, holding the boy, who didn't seem in any rush to shake off the nervous and slightly suffocated state he was in. As they went through the gate leading into Fleet Street, the porter, who recognized the barber, said—
"Hilloa, Mr. Todd, is that you? Why, who are you carrying?"
"Hilloa, Mr. Todd, is that you? Who are you carrying?"
"Yes, it's I," said Todd, "and I am carrying my apprentice boy, Tobias Ragg, poor fellow."
"Yes, it's me," said Todd, "and I'm carrying my apprentice, Tobias Ragg, poor guy."
"Poor fellow!—why, what's the matter with him?"
"Poor guy! What's wrong with him?"
"I can hardly tell you, but he seems to me and to his mother to have gone out of his senses. Good night to you, good night. I'm looking for a coach."
"I can barely explain it, but both his mother and I feel like he has lost his mind. Good night to you, good night. I'm trying to find a cab."
"Good night, Mr. Todd; I don't think you'll get one nearer than the market—what a kind thing now of him to carry the boy! It ain't every master would do that; but we must not judge of people by their looks, and even Sweeney Todd, though he has a face that one would not like to meet in a lonely place on a dark night, may be a kind-hearted man."
"Good night, Mr. Todd; I don’t think you’ll find a better ride than at the market—how nice of him to carry the boy! Not every boss would do that; but we shouldn’t judge people by their appearance, and even Sweeney Todd, though he has a face you wouldn’t want to see in a quiet place on a dark night, might be a kind-hearted person."
Sweeney Todd walked rapidly down Fleet-street, towards old Fleet Market, which was then in all its glory, if that could be called glory which consisted in all sorts of filth, enough to produce a pestilence within the city of London. When there, he addressed a large bundle of great coats, in the middle of which was supposed to be a hackney coachman of the regular old school, and who was lounging over his vehicle, which was as long and lumbering as a city barge.
Sweeney Todd hurried down Fleet Street, heading toward old Fleet Market, which was at its peak, if you could call it that, as it was filled with all kinds of filth, enough to cause a plague in the city of London. Once there, he spoke to a large pile of overcoats, in the center of which was believed to be a traditional hackney coachman, who was slumped over his vehicle, which was as lengthy and clunky as a city barge.
"Jarvey," he said, "what will you take me to Peckham Rye for?"
"Jarvey," he said, "why are you taking me to Peckham Rye?"
"Peckham Rye—you and the boy—there ain't any more of you waiting round the corner, are there—'cos, you know, that won't be fair?"
"Peckham Rye—you and the kid—there aren't any more of you hanging around the corner, right? Because, you know, that wouldn't be fair?"
"No, no, no."
"Nope, nope, nope."
"Well, don't be in a passion, master. I only asked, you know, so you need not be put out about it; I will take you for twelve shillings, and that's what I call remarkably cheap, all things considered."
"Well, don’t get all worked up, master. I just asked, you know, so you don’t have to be upset about it; I’ll take you for twelve shillings, and that’s what I think is really cheap, all things considered."
"I'll give half the amount," said Sweeney Todd, "and you may consider yourself well paid."
"I'll give you half the amount," said Sweeney Todd, "and you can consider yourself well paid."
"Half, master?—that is cutting it low; but, howsomdever, I suppose I must put up with it, and take you. Get in, I must try and make it up by some better fare out of somebody else."
"Half, master?—that’s scraping the bottom; but, anyway, I guess I have to accept it and take you. Get in, I’ll have to try and make it better with some other offer."
The barber paid no heed to these renewed remonstrances of the coachman, but got into the vehicle, carrying Tobias with him, apparently with great care and consideration; but when the coach door closed, and no one was observing him, he flung him down among the straw that was at the bottom of the vehicle, and resting his immense feet upon him, he gave one of his disagreeable laughs, as he said—
The barber ignored the coachman's renewed protests and got into the carriage, taking Tobias with him, seemingly with a lot of care and thoughtfulness. But once the coach door shut and no one was watching, he tossed Tobias onto the straw at the bottom of the carriage. Placing his huge feet on him, he let out one of his unpleasant laughs as he said—
"Well, I think I have you now, Master Tobias; your troubles will soon be over. I am really very much afraid that you will die suddenly, and then there will be an end of you altogether, which will be a very sad thing, though I don't think I shall go into mourning, because I have an opinion that that only keeps alive the bitterness of regret, and that it's a great deal better done without, Master Tobias."
"Well, I think I've got you now, Master Tobias; your troubles will soon be over. I'm really quite afraid that you might die suddenly, and that would be the end of you altogether, which would be very sad. But I don't think I'll go into mourning because I believe it only keeps the bitterness of regret alive, and it's much better to avoid that, Master Tobias."
The hackney coach swung about from side to side, in the proper approved manner of hackney coaches in the olden time, when they used to be called "bone setters," and to be thought wonderful if they made a progress of three miles and a half an hour. This was the sort of vehicle, then, in which poor Tobias, still perfectly insensible, was rumbled over Blackfriars-bridge, and so on towards Peckham, which Sweeney Todd had announced to be his place of destination. Going at the rate they did, it was nearly two hours before they arrived upon Peckham Rye; and any one acquainted with that locality is well aware that there are two roads, the one to the left, and the other to the right, both of which are pleasantly enough studded with villa residences. Sweeney Todd directed the coachman to take the road to the left, which he accordingly did, and they pursued it for a distance of about a mile and a half. It must not be supposed that this pleasant district of country was then in the state it is now, as regards inhabitants or cultivation. On the contrary, it was rather a wild spot, on which now and then a serious robbery had been committed; and which had witnessed some of the exploits of those highwaymen, whose adventures, in the present day, if one may judge from the public patronage they may receive, are viewed with such a great amount of interest. There was a lonely, large, rambling, old-looking house by the way side, on the left. A high wall surrounded it, which only allowed the topmost portion of it to be visible, and that presented great symptoms of decay, in the dilapidated character of the chimney-pot, and the general appearance of discomfort which pervaded it. There Sweeney Todd directed the coachman to stop, and when the vehicle, after swinging to and fro for several minutes, did indeed at last resolve itself into a state of repose, Sweeney Todd got out himself, and rang a bell, the handle of which hung invitingly at the gate. He had to wait several minutes before an answer was given to this summons, but at length a noise proceeded from within, as if several bars and bolts were being withdrawn; and presently the door was opened, and a huge, rough-looking man made his appearance on the threshold.
The hackney coach swayed side to side, just like the hackney coaches of old, which were once called "bone setters" and were considered impressive if they traveled three and a half miles an hour. This was the type of vehicle that poor Tobias, still completely unconscious, was jostled over Blackfriars Bridge, heading toward Peckham, which Sweeney Todd had named as their destination. At the pace they were going, it almost took two hours before they reached Peckham Rye. Anyone familiar with that area knows there are two roads, one to the left and one to the right, both lined with charming villa residences. Sweeney Todd instructed the coachman to take the left road, which he did, and they traveled it for about a mile and a half. It shouldn't be assumed that this pleasant countryside was the same as it is today regarding residents or cultivation. On the contrary, it was quite a wild spot, where serious robberies had occasionally occurred and where some notorious highwaymen had executed their exploits, which are now often romanticized and garner significant public interest. There was a large, old, dilapidated house on the left side of the road. A tall wall surrounded it, allowing only the top to be seen, and it showed clear signs of decay, with a crumbling chimney and an overall feel of neglect. There, Sweeney Todd told the coachman to stop, and when the vehicle finally settled after swaying back and forth for several minutes, Sweeney Todd got out and rang a bell that hung invitingly at the gate. He had to wait for several minutes before anyone came to answer, but eventually, there was a sound from inside, as if several bars and bolts were being drawn back; soon, the door opened, revealing a large, rough-looking man standing in the doorway.

The Barber Carries Off Tobias To A Private Mad-House.
The barber takes Tobias to a private mental institution.
"Well! what is it now?" he cried.
"Well! What is it now?" he shouted.
"I have a patient for Mr. Fogg," said Sweeney Todd. "I want to see him immediately."
"I have a patient for Mr. Fogg," said Sweeney Todd. "I need to see him right away."
"Oh! well, the more the merrier: it don't matter to me a bit. Have you got him with you—and is he tolerably quiet?"
"Oh, well, the more the merrier! It doesn't bother me at all. Do you have him with you—and is he pretty calm?"
"It's a mere boy, and he is not violently mad, but very decidedly so as regards what he says."
"It's just a boy, and he's not violently insane, but he is definitely so in what he says."
"Oh! that's it, is it? He can say what he likes here, it can make no difference in the world to us. Bring him in—Mr. Fogg is in his own room."
"Oh! is that how it is? He can say whatever he wants here; it won't change anything for us. Bring him in—Mr. Fogg is in his own room."
"I know the way: you take charge of the lad, and I will go and speak to Mr. Fogg about him. But stay, give the coachman these six shillings, and discharge him."
"I know what to do: you handle the kid, and I'll go talk to Mr. Fogg about him. But hold on, give the driver these six shillings and let him go."
The doorkeeper of the lunatic asylum, for such it was, went out to obey the injunctions of Sweeney Todd, while that rascally individual himself walked along a wide passage to a door which was at the further extremity of it.
The doorkeeper of the mental hospital, as it was, stepped out to follow Sweeney Todd's orders, while that shady character walked down a long hallway to a door at the far end.
CHAPTER XIX.
THE MADHOUSE CELL.
When the porter of the madhouse went out to the coach, his first impression was, that the boy, who was said to be insane, was dead—for not even the jolting ride to Peckham had been sufficient to arouse him to a consciousness of how he was situated; and there he lay still at the bottom of the coach alike insensible to joy or sorrow.
When the porter of the asylum went out to the carriage, his first thought was that the boy, who was claimed to be insane, was dead—because even the bumpy ride to Peckham hadn’t been enough to make him aware of his situation; he lay still at the bottom of the carriage, completely unresponsive to either joy or sadness.
"Is he dead?" said the man to the coachman.
"Is he dead?" the man asked the coachman.
"How should I know?" was the reply; "he may be or he may not, but I want to know how long I am to wait here for my fare?"
"How am I supposed to know?" was the reply; "he could be here or he might not, but I want to know how long I have to wait here for my ride?"
"There is your money, be off with you. I can see now that the boy is all right, for he breathes, although it's after an odd fashion that he does so. I should rather think he has had a knock on the head, or something of that kind."
"Here’s your money, now get going. I can tell the kid is okay since he’s breathing, even if it’s in a weird way. I bet he’s taken a hit to the head or something like that."
As he spoke, he conveyed Tobias within the building, and the coachman, since he had got his six shillings, feeling that he had no further interest in the matter, drove away at once, and paid no more attention to it whatever. When Sweeney Todd reached the door at the end of the passage, he tapped at it with his knuckles, and a voice cried—
As he spoke, he guided Tobias into the building, and the coachman, satisfied with his six shillings, felt no further connection to the situation, so he drove away immediately and paid no more attention to it. When Sweeney Todd reached the door at the end of the hallway, he knocked on it with his knuckles, and a voice shouted—
"Who knocks—who knocks? Curses on you all! Who knocks?"
"Who's there—who's there? Screw you all! Who's there?"
Sweeney Todd did not make any verbal reply to this polite request, but opening the door he walked into the apartment, which is one that really deserves some description. It was a large room with a vaulted roof, and in the centre was a superior oaken table, at which sat a man considerably advanced in years, as was proclaimed by his grizzled locks that graced the sides of his head, but whose herculean frame and robust constitution had otherwise successfully resisted the assaults of time. A lamp swung from the ceiling, which had a shade over the top of it, so that it cast a tolerably bright glow upon the table below, which was covered with books and papers, as well as glasses and bottles of different kinds, which showed that the madhouse-keeper was, at all events, as far as himself was concerned, not at all indifferent to personal comfort. The walls, however, presented the most curious aspect, for they were hung with a variety of tools and implements, which would have puzzled any one not initiated into the matter even to guess at their uses. These were, however, in point of fact, specimens of the different kinds of machinery which were used for the purpose of coercing the unhappy persons whose evil destiny made them members of that establishment. Those were what is "called the good old times," when all sorts of abuses flourished in perfection, and when the unhappy insane were actually punished as if they were guilty of some great offence. Yes, and worse than that were they punished, for a criminal who might have injustice done to him by any who were in authority over him, could complain, and if he got hold of a person of higher power, his complaints might be listened to, but no one heeded what was said by the poor maniac, whose bitterest accusations of his keepers, let their conduct be what it might, was only listened to and set down as a further proof of his mental disorder. This was indeed a most awful and sad state of things, and, to the disgrace of this country, it is a social evil allowed until very late years to continue in full force. Mr. Fogg, the madhouse-keeper fixed his keen eyes from beneath his shaggy brows, upon Sweeney Todd, as the latter entered his apartment, and then he said—
Sweeney Todd didn’t respond verbally to the polite request, but opened the door and walked into the room, which really deserves some description. It was a large space with a vaulted ceiling, and in the center was a fine oak table, at which sat a man who was quite old, as indicated by the gray hair on the sides of his head, but whose strong build and robust health had otherwise stood up to the years. A lamp hung from the ceiling, featuring a shade that allowed a fairly bright light to shine on the table below, which was cluttered with books, papers, glasses, and various bottles, showing that the madhouse keeper certainly cared about his own comfort. However, the walls presented the most curious display, as they were adorned with various tools and implements that would baffle anyone who wasn’t familiar with their purposes. These were, in fact, samples of the different kinds of machinery used to control the unfortunate souls whose grim fate had made them residents of that place. Those were what is now called "the good old times," when all sorts of abuses thrived, and when the mentally ill were actually punished as if they had committed some serious crime. Yes, and worse still, they were punished, since a criminal could complain about injustice from authority figures, and if he managed to reach someone of higher status, his complaints might be heard. But no one listened to the poor maniac, whose most bitter accusations against his caregivers, no matter how valid, were only taken as further evidence of his insanity. This was indeed a terrible and tragic situation, and to the shame of this country, it was a social injustice allowed to continue well into recent years. Mr. Fogg, the madhouse keeper, fixed his sharp gaze from beneath his bushy brows on Sweeney Todd as he entered the room, and then he said—
"Mr. Todd, I think, unless my memory deceives me."
"Mr. Todd, I think, unless I'm mistaken."
"The same," said the barber, making a hideous face, "I believe I am not easily forgotten."
"The same," said the barber, making a terrible face, "I think I'm hard to forget."
"True," said Mr. Fogg, as he reached a book, the edge of which was cut into a lot of little slips, on each of which was a capital letter, in the order of the alphabet—"true, you are not easily forgotten, Mr. Todd."
"True," said Mr. Fogg, as he picked up a book with its edges cut into a bunch of little slips, each marked with a capital letter in alphabetical order—"true, you are not easily forgotten, Mr. Todd."
He then opened the book at the letter T, and read from it:—
He then opened the book to the letter T and read from it:—
"Mr. Sweeney Todd, Fleet-street, London, paid one year's keep and burial of Thomas Simkins, aged 15, found dead in his bed, after a residence in the asylum of 10 months and 4 days. I think, Mr. Todd, that was our last little transaction; what can I do now for you, sir?"
"Mr. Sweeney Todd, Fleet Street, London, covered one year’s expenses and burial for Thomas Simkins, aged 15, who was found dead in his bed after staying in the asylum for 10 months and 4 days. I believe, Mr. Todd, that was our last little transaction; what can I do for you now, sir?"
"I am rather unfortunate," said Todd, "with my boys. I have got another here, who has shown such decided symptoms of insanity, that it becomes absolutely necessary to place him under your care."
"I’m kind of unfortunate," said Todd, "with my boys. I have another one here who has shown such clear signs of insanity that it’s absolutely necessary to put him under your care."
"Indeed!—does he rave?"
"Really!—is he going crazy?"
"Why, yes he does, and it's the most absurd nonsense in the world that he raves about; for, to hear him, one would really think that, instead of being one of the most humane of men, I was, in point of fact, an absolute murderer."
"Why, yes he does, and it's the most ridiculous nonsense he talks about; because, listening to him, you'd really think that, instead of being one of the kindest people, I was actually a total murderer."
"A murderer, Mr. Todd!"
"A killer, Mr. Todd!"
"Yes, a murderer—a murderer to all intents and purposes; could anything be more absurd than such an accusation?—I, that have the milk of human kindness flowing in every vein, and whose very appearance ought to be sufficient to convince anybody at once of my kindness of disposition."
"Yes, a killer—a killer in every sense; could anything be more ridiculous than such an accusation?—I, who have compassion flowing in every vein, and whose very look should convince anyone right away of my kind nature."
Sweeney Todd finished his speech by making such a hideous face, that the madhouse-keeper could not for the life of him tell what to say to it; and then there came one of those short, disagreeable laughs which Todd would at times utter, which, somehow or other, never appeared exactly to come from his mouth, but always made people look up at the walls and ceiling of the apartment in which they were, in great doubt as to whence the remarkable sound came.
Sweeney Todd wrapped up his speech by making such a grotesque face that the madhouse keeper couldn't figure out how to respond; then came one of those short, unpleasant laughs that Todd would occasionally let out. For some reason, it never seemed to come directly from his mouth, but it always made people glance around at the walls and ceiling of the room, puzzled about where the strange sound originated.
"For how long," said the madhouse-keeper, "do you think this malady will continue?"
"For how long," asked the mad housekeeper, "do you think this illness will last?"
"I will pay," said Sweeney Todd, as he leaned over the table, and looked in the face of his questioner, "I will pay for twelve months; but I don't think between you and I, that the case will last anything like so long—I think he will die suddenly."
"I'll pay," said Sweeney Todd, leaning over the table and looking at his questioner, "I'll pay for twelve months; but between you and me, I don't think this case will last anything close to that long—I think he’ll die suddenly."
"I shouldn't wonder if he did. Some of our patients do die very suddenly, and, somehow or other, we never know exactly how it happens; but it must be some sort of fit, for they are found dead in the morning in their beds, and then we bury them privately and quietly, without troubling anybody about it at all, which is decidedly the best way, because it saves a great annoyance to friends and relations, as well as prevents any extra expense which otherwise might be foolishly gone to."
"I wouldn't be surprised if he did. Some of our patients die very suddenly, and we never quite know how it happens; but it must be some kind of seizure because they are found dead in their beds in the morning. We then bury them privately and quietly, without involving anyone else, which is definitely the best way to do it, as it saves a lot of hassle for friends and family, and also avoids any unnecessary expenses that could otherwise be wasted."
"You are wonderfully correct and considerate," said Todd, "and it's no more than what I expected from you, or what any one might expect from a person of your great experience, knowledge, and acquirements. I must confess I am quite delighted to hear you talk in so elevated a strain."
"You are absolutely right and thoughtful," said Todd, "and it's exactly what I expected from you, or what anyone would expect from someone with your vast experience, knowledge, and accomplishments. I have to admit I'm really happy to hear you speak in such a refined way."
"Why," said Mr. Fogg, with a strange leer upon his face, "we are forced to make ourselves useful, like the rest of the community; and we could not expect people to send their mad friends and relatives here, unless we took good care that their ends and views were answered by so doing. We make no remarks, and we ask no questions. Those are the principles upon which we have conducted business so successfully and so long; those are the principles upon which we shall continue to conduct it, and to merit, we hope, the patronage of the British public."
"Why," said Mr. Fogg, with a strange smirk on his face, "we have to make ourselves useful, just like everyone else in the community; and we can't expect people to send their troubled friends and family here unless we ensure that their needs and goals are met by doing so. We don't make comments, and we don't ask questions. Those are the principles we've used to run our business so successfully and for so long; those are the principles we will continue to follow, and we hope to earn the support of the British public."
"Unquestionably—most unquestionably."
"Definitely—most definitely."
"You may as well introduce me to your patient at once, Mr. Todd, for I suppose, by this time, he has been brought into this house."
"You might as well introduce me to your patient right now, Mr. Todd, because I assume he has been brought into this house by now."
"Certainly, certainly—I shall have great pleasure in showing him to you."
"Of course, of course—I would be happy to introduce you to him."
The madhouse-keeper rose, and so did Mr. Todd, and the former, pointing to the bottles and glasses on the table, said—
The madhouse keeper got up, and so did Mr. Todd. The former pointed to the bottles and glasses on the table and said—
"When this business is settled, we can have a friendly glass together."
"When this business is sorted out, we can share a friendly drink together."
To this proposition Sweeney Todd assented with a nod, and then they both proceeded to what was called a reception-room in the asylum, and where poor Tobias had been conveyed and laid upon a table, when he showed slight symptoms of recovering from the state of insensibility into which he had fallen, and a man was sluicing water on his face by the assistance of a hearth broom occasionally dipped into a pailful of that fluid.
To this suggestion, Sweeney Todd nodded in agreement, and then they both went to what was referred to as a reception room in the asylum. There, poor Tobias had been taken and laid on a table, showing slight signs of coming back to consciousness after the state of insensibility he had fallen into. A man was splashing water on his face using a hearth broom that he occasionally dipped into a bucket of water.
"Quite young," said the madhouse-keeper, as he looked upon the pale and interesting face of Tobias.
"Quite young," said the person in charge of the asylum, as he looked at the pale and intriguing face of Tobias.
"Yes," said Sweeney Todd, "he is young—more's the pity—and, of course, we deeply regret his present situation."
"Yeah," said Sweeney Todd, "he's young—what a shame—and, of course, we really regret his situation right now."
"Oh, of course, of course; but see, he opens his eyes, and will speak directly."
"Oh, of course, of course; but look, he’s opening his eyes and will speak right away."
"Rave, you mean, rave!" said Todd; "don't call it speaking, it is not entitled to the name. Hush! listen to him."
"Rave, you mean, rave!" said Todd; "don't call it speaking, it doesn't deserve that title. Hush! Listen to him."
"Where am I?" said Tobias, "where am I? Todd is a murderer—I denounce him."
"Where am I?" said Tobias. "Where am I? Todd is a murderer—I condemn him."
"You hear—you hear?" said Todd.
"You hear that?" said Todd.
"Mad indeed," said the keeper.
"Crazy indeed," said the keeper.
"Oh, save me from him—save me from him!" said Tobias, fixing his eyes upon Mr. Fogg. "Save me from him; it is my life he seeks because I know his secrets. He is a murderer—and many a person comes into his shop, who never leaves it again in life, if at all."
"Oh, get me away from him—get me away from him!" said Tobias, staring at Mr. Fogg. "Get me away from him; he wants my life because I know his secrets. He’s a killer—and many people come into his shop who never come out again, if they come out at all."
"You hear him?" said Todd. "Was there ever anybody so mad?"
"You hear him?" Todd said. "Has anyone ever been this crazy?"

Tobias In The Hands Of The Mad-House Keepers.
Tobias in the Care of the Asylum Staff.
"Desperately mad," said the keeper. "Come, come, young fellow, we shall be under the necessity of putting you in a strait waistcoat if you go on in that way. We must do it, for there is no help in such cases if we don't."
"Desperately crazy," said the keeper. "Come on, young man, we’re going to have to put you in a straitjacket if you keep this up. We have to do it, because there’s no other way to help in situations like this."
Todd slunk back into the dark of the apartment, so that he was not seen, and Tobias continued, in an imploring tone—
Todd crept back into the shadows of the apartment to avoid being seen, and Tobias carried on, his tone begging—
"I do not know who you are, sir, or where I am; but let me beg of you to cause the house of Sweeney Todd, the barber, in Fleet-street, near St. Dunstan's church, to be searched, and you will find that he is a murderer. There are at least a hundred hats, quantities of walking sticks, umbrellas, watches, and rings, all belonging to unfortunate persons who, from time to time, have met with their deaths through him."
"I don’t know who you are, sir, or where I am; but please, I urge you to search the house of Sweeney Todd, the barber, on Fleet Street, near St. Dunstan's church, and you will find that he is a murderer. There are at least a hundred hats, along with a lot of walking sticks, umbrellas, watches, and rings, all belonging to unfortunate people who, at various times, have met their deaths because of him."
"How uncommonly mad!" said Mr. Fogg.
"How incredibly crazy!" said Mr. Fogg.
"No, no," said Tobias, "I am not mad. Why call me mad, when the truth or falsehood of what I say can be ascertained so easily? Search his house, and if those things be not found there, say that I am mad, and have but dreamed of them. I do not know how he kills the people. That is a great mystery to me yet; but that he does kill them, I have no doubt—I cannot have a doubt."
"No, no," said Tobias, "I’m not crazy. Why call me crazy when it's so easy to check if what I say is true or false? Search his house, and if those things aren’t found there, then you can say I’m crazy and just dreamed them up. I don’t know how he kills people. That still remains a big mystery to me, but I have no doubt that he does kill them—I really can’t doubt that."
"Watson!" cried the mad-house keeper. "Hilloa! here, Watson."
"Watson!" shouted the crazy caretaker. "Hey! Over here, Watson."
"I am here, sir," said the man, who had been dashing water upon poor Tobias's face.
"I’m here, sir," said the man, who had been splashing water on poor Tobias's face.
"You will take this lad, Watson, as he seems extremely feverish and unsettled. You will take him and shave his head, Watson, and put a strait waistcoat upon him, and let him be put in one of the dark, damp cells. We must be careful of him, and too much light encourages delirium and fever."
"You should take this young man, Watson, as he appears very feverish and agitated. You will shave his head, Watson, put a straitjacket on him, and have him placed in one of the dark, damp cells. We need to be cautious with him, as too much light can provoke delirium and fever."
"Oh! no, no!" cried Tobias; "What have I done that I should be subjected to such cruel treatment? what have I done that I should be placed in a cell? If this be a madhouse, I am not mad. Oh! have mercy upon me!—have mercy upon me!"
"Oh! no, no!" cried Tobias; "What have I done to deserve such cruel treatment? What have I done to end up in a cell? If this is a madhouse, I’m not crazy. Oh! have mercy on me!—have mercy on me!"
"You will give him nothing but bread and water, Watson; and the first symptom of his recovery, which will produce better treatment, will be his exonerating his master from what he has said about him; for he must be mad so long as he continues to accuse such a gentleman as Mr. Todd of such things; nobody but a mad man or a mad boy would think of it."
"You will give him nothing but bread and water, Watson; and the first sign of his recovery, which will lead to better care, will be when he clears his master of what he’s said about him; he must be crazy as long as he keeps accusing a gentleman like Mr. Todd of such things; only a madman or a mad boy would even consider it."
"Then," said Tobias, "I shall continue mad; for if it be madness to know and aver that Sweeney Todd, the barber, of Fleet-street, is a murderer, mad am I, for I know it, and aver it. It is true—it is true."
"Then," said Tobias, "I will keep being crazy; because if it's crazy to know and say that Sweeney Todd, the barber from Fleet Street, is a murderer, then I'm crazy because I know it and I say it. It’s true—it’s true."
"Take him away, Watson, and do as I desired you. I begin to find that the boy is a very dangerous character, and more viciously mad than anybody we have had here for a considerable time."
"Take him away, Watson, and do as I asked you. I'm starting to realize that the boy is a very dangerous character, and more crazily violent than anyone we've had here for quite a while."
The man named Watson seized upon Tobias, who again uttered a shriek something similar to the one which had come from his lips when Sweeney Todd clutched hold of him in his mother's room. But they were used to such things in that madhouse, and cared little for them, so no one heeded the cry in the least; but poor Tobias was carried to the door half maddened in reality by the horrors that surrounded him. Just as he was being conveyed out, Sweeney Todd stepped up to him, and putting his mouth close to his ear, he whispered—
The man named Watson grabbed Tobias, who let out a scream that was a lot like the one he had when Sweeney Todd grabbed him in his mother's room. But the people in that madhouse were used to such things and didn't pay much attention, so nobody noticed the cry at all. Poor Tobias was taken to the door, half-crazed by the horrors around him. Just as he was being led out, Sweeney Todd approached him and whispered in his ear—
"Ha! ha! Tobias! how do you feel now? Do you think Sweeney Todd will be hung, or will you die in the cell of a madhouse?"
"Ha! Ha! Tobias! How do you feel now? Do you think Sweeney Todd will be hanged, or will you end up dying in a mental institution?"
CHAPTER XX.
THE NEW COOK TO MRS. LOVETT GETS TIRED OF HIS SITUATION.
From what we have already had occasion to record about Mrs. Lovett's new cook, who ate so voraciously in the cellar, our readers will no doubt be induced to believe that he was a gentleman likely enough soon to be tired of his situation. To a starving man, and one who seemed completely abandoned even by hope, Lovett's bake-house, with an unlimited leave to eat as much as possible, must of course present itself in the most desirable and lively colours: and no wonder therefore, that, banishing all scruple, a man so placed, would take the situation, with very little inquiry. But people will tire of good things; and it is a remarkable well-authenticated fact that human nature is prone to be discontented. And those persons who are well acquainted with the human mind, and who know well how little value people set upon things which they possess, while those which they are pursuing, and which seem to be beyond their reach, assume the liveliest colours imaginable, adopt various means of turning this to account. Napoleon took good care that the meanest of his soldiers should see in perspective the possibility of grasping a marshal's baton. Confectioners at the present day, when they take a new apprentice, tell him to eat as much as he likes of those tempting tarts and sweetmeats, one or two of which before had been a most delicious treat. The soldier goes on fighting away, and never gets the marshal's baton. The confectioner's boy crams himself with Banbury cakes, gets dreadfully sick, and never touches one afterwards. And now, to revert to our friend in Mrs. Lovett's bakehouse. At first everything was delightful, and, by the aid of the machinery, he found that it was no difficult matter to keep up the supply of pies by really a very small amount of manual labour. And that labour also was such a labour of love, for the pies were delicious; there could be no mistake about that. He tasted them half cooked, he tasted them wholly, and he tasted them over-done; hot and cold; pork and veal with seasoning, and without seasoning, until at last he had had them in every possible way and shape; and when the fourth day came after his arrival in the cellar, he might have been sitting in rather a contemplative attitude with a pie before him. It was twelve o'clock: he had heard that sound come from the shop. Yes, it was twelve o'clock, and he had eaten nothing yet; but he kept his eye fixed upon the pie that lay untouched before him.
From what we've already noted about Mrs. Lovett's new cook, who devoured everything in the cellar, it's clear that our readers will likely believe he was a gentleman who would soon tire of his situation. To a starving man, especially one who seemed utterly without hope, Lovett's bakehouse, which offered unlimited food, must have appeared incredibly appealing. It’s no surprise that a person in his position would accept the job with little hesitation. However, people get tired of good things, and it’s a well-known fact that human nature tends to be dissatisfied. Those who understand the human mind know how little value people place on what they already have, while things they desire but don’t possess seem incredibly enticing. Napoleon made sure even the lowest-ranking soldiers could see the possibility of earning a marshal's baton. These days, when confectioners bring on a new apprentice, they tell him he can indulge in as many delicious tarts and sweets as he wants, which were previously a rare treat. The soldier continues fighting but never gets the marshal's baton. The confectioner’s apprentice stuffs himself with Banbury cakes, becomes extremely sick, and never wants to eat one again. Now, back to our friend in Mrs. Lovett's bakehouse. Initially, everything was fantastic, and with the help of the machinery, he realized it was easy to keep the pies coming with a minimal amount of effort. Plus, that effort was enjoyable, because the pies were delicious—no doubt about it. He tasted them half-baked, fully cooked, and overdone; hot and cold; pork and veal with seasoning, and without seasoning, until he had them in every imaginable way. By the fourth day after he arrived in the cellar, he might have been sitting in a thoughtful pose with a pie in front of him. It was noon; he could hear the clock chime from the shop. Yes, it was twelve o'clock, and he hadn't eaten anything yet, but he kept his gaze locked on the untouched pie in front of him.
"The pies are all very well," he said; "in fact, of course they are capital pies; and now that I see how they are made, and know that there is nothing wrong in them, I, of course, relish them more than ever; but one can't always live upon pies; it's quite impossible one can subsist upon pies from one end of the year to the other, if they were the finest pies the world ever saw, or ever will see. I don't say anything against the pies—I know they are made of the finest flour, the best possible butter, and that the meat, which comes from God knows where, is the most delicate looking and tender I ever ate in all my life."
"The pies are really good," he said; "actually, they're amazing pies. Now that I see how they're made and know there's nothing wrong with them, I appreciate them even more. But you can't live on pies alone; it's just not possible to survive on pies from one end of the year to the other, even if they’re the best pies ever made. I'm not criticizing the pies—I know they're made with the finest flour, the best butter, and the meat, which I have no idea where it comes from, is the most tender and delicious I've ever had."
He stretched out his hand and broke a small portion of the crust from the pie that was before him, and he tried to eat it. He certainly did succeed; but it was a great effort; and when he had done, he shook his head, saying—
He reached out and broke off a small piece of the crust from the pie in front of him, and he tried to eat it. He managed to do it, but it took a lot of effort; and when he finished, he shook his head, saying—
"No, no!—d—n it! I cannot eat it, and that's the fact—one cannot be continually eating pies: it is out of the question, quite out the question; and all I have to remark is—d—n the pies! I really don't think I shall be able to let another one pass my lips."
"No, no! Damn it! I can't eat it, and that's the truth—one can't keep eating pies: it's out of the question, completely out of the question; and all I have to say is—damn the pies! I really don't think I can let another one touch my lips."
He rose and paced with rapid strides the place in which he was, and then suddenly he heard a noise; and, looking up, he saw a trap door in the roof open, and a sack of flour begin gradually to come down.
He got up and started pacing quickly around the room he was in, and then suddenly he heard a noise; looking up, he saw a trapdoor in the ceiling open, and a sack of flour slowly starting to come down.
"Hilloa, hilloa!" he cried, "Mrs. Lovett—Mrs. Lovett!"
"Hilloa, hilloa!" he shouted, "Mrs. Lovett—Mrs. Lovett!"
Down came the flour, and the trap door was closed.
Down came the flour, and the trapdoor was closed.
"Oh, I can't stand this sort of thing," he exclaimed; "I cannot be made into a mere machine for the manufacture of pies. I cannot and will not endure it—it is past all bearing."
"Oh, I can't deal with this kind of thing," he exclaimed; "I won't be turned into a mere machine for making pies. I can't and won't put up with it—it's more than I can take."
For the first time almost since his incarceration, for such it really was, he began to think that he would take an accurate survey of the place where this tempting manufacture was carried on. The fact was, his mind had been so intensely occupied during the time he had been there in providing merely for his physical wants, that he had scarcely had time to think or reason upon the probabilities of an uncomfortable termination of his career; but now, when he had really become quite surfeited with the pies, and tired of the darkness and gloom of the place, many unknown fears began to creep across him, and he really trembled, as he asked himself what was to be the end of all. It was with such a feeling as this that he now set about a careful and accurate survey of the place; and taking a little lamp in his hand, he resolved upon peering into every corner of it, with a hope that surely he should find some means by which he should effect an escape from what otherwise threatened to be an intolerable imprisonment. The vault in which the ovens were situated was the largest; and although a number of smaller ones communicated with it, containing the different mechanical contrivances for pie-making, he could not from any one of them discover an outlet. But it was to the vault where the meat was deposited upon stone shelves that he paid the greatest share of attention, for to that vault he felt convinced there must be some hidden and secret means of ingress, and therefore of egress likewise, or else how came the shelves always so well stocked with meat as they were? This vault was larger than any of the other subsidiary ones, and the roof was very high, and, come into it when he would, it always happened that he found meat enough upon the shelves, cut into large lumps, and sometimes into slices, to make a batch of pies with. When it got there, was not so much a mystery to him as how it got there; for, of course, as he must sleep sometimes, he concluded, naturally enough, that it was brought in by some means during the period that he devoted to repose. He stood in the centre of this vault with the lamp in his hand, and he turned slowly round, surveying the walls and the ceilings with the most critical and marked attention, but not the smallest appearance of an outlet was observable. In fact, the walls were so entirely filled up with the stone shelves, that there was no space left for a door; and as for the ceiling, it seemed perfectly entire. Then the floor was of earth; so that the idea of a trap door opening in it was out of the question, because there was no one on his side of it to place the earth again over it, and give it its compact and usual appearance.
For the first time since he had been locked away, which really was like being imprisoned, he started to think about taking a good look around the place where this tempting pie-making was happening. The truth was, his mind had been so focused on meeting his basic needs that he hardly had time to consider the possibility of a bad ending to his situation. But now, after being completely fed up with the pies and tired of the darkness and gloom, unfamiliar fears began to creep in, and he genuinely trembled as he wondered what would become of him. With this feeling in mind, he set out to carefully explore the area. He grabbed a small lamp and decided to check every corner, hoping to find a way to escape from what was starting to feel like unbearable imprisonment. The vault with the ovens was the biggest one; although there were several smaller ones connected that held different machines for making pies, he couldn’t find an exit from any of them. He paid the most attention to the vault where the meat was stored on stone shelves, convinced there must be some hidden way in and out of there. After all, how else could the shelves always be so well stocked with meat? This vault was larger than the other smaller ones, and its ceiling was very high. Whenever he entered, he found plenty of meat on the shelves, cut into big chunks or sometimes sliced, enough to make a batch of pies. It wasn't so much a mystery how the meat got there but rather how it arrived; he assumed it was brought in during the times he was sleeping. Standing in the middle of the vault with the lamp in hand, he slowly turned around, examining the walls and ceiling with careful attention, but there was no sign of an exit. In fact, the walls were completely filled with stone shelves, leaving no room for a door, and the ceiling looked solid. The floor was dirt, making the idea of a trapdoor unlikely since no one was around to cover it back up and restore its usual look.
"This is most mysterious," he said; "and if ever I could have been brought to believe that any one had the assistance of the devil himself in conducting human affairs, I should say that by some means Mrs. Lovett had made it worth the while of that elderly individual to assist her; for, unless the meat gets here by some supernatural agency, I really cannot see how it can get here at all. And yet here it is—so fresh, and pure, and white-looking, although I never could tell the pork from the veal myself, for they seemed to me both alike."
"This is really mysterious," he said. "And if I ever could believe that anyone had help from the devil himself in managing human affairs, I would say that somehow Mrs. Lovett made it worth his while to help her; because unless the meat arrives here through some supernatural means, I honestly can’t see how it could get here at all. And yet here it is—so fresh, and clean, and white-looking, even though I could never tell the pork from the veal myself, since they both looked the same to me."
He now made a still narrower examination of this vault, but he gained nothing by that. He found that the walls at the back of the shelves were composed of flat pieces of stone, which, no doubt, were necessary for the support of the shelves themselves; but beyond that he made no further discovery, and he was about leaving the place, when he fancied he saw some writing on the inner side of the door. A closer inspection convinced him that there were a number of lines written with lead pencil, and after some difficulty he decyphered them as follows:—
He now took a closer look at this vault, but didn’t find anything new. He noticed that the walls behind the shelves were made of flat stones, which were definitely needed to support the shelves themselves; beyond that, he didn’t uncover anything else. Just as he was about to leave, he thought he saw some writing on the inside of the door. A more detailed examination convinced him that there were several lines written in pencil, and after a bit of trouble, he figured them out as follows:—
"Whatever unhappy wretch reads these lines may bid adieu to the world and all hope, for he is a doomed man! He will never emerge from these vaults with life, for there is a secret connected with them so awful and so hideous, that to write it makes one's blood curdle, and the flesh to creep upon my bones. That secret is this—and you may be assured, whoever is reading these lines, that I write the truth, and that it is as impossible to make that awful truth worse by any exaggeration, as it would be by a candle at mid-day to attempt to add any new lustre to the sunbeams."
"Whoever unfortunate soul reads this may say goodbye to the world and all hope, for they are a doomed person! They will never leave these vaults alive, because there is a secret here so terrible and so grotesque that just writing about it makes my blood run cold and my skin crawl. That secret is this—and you can be sure, whoever is reading this, that I’m telling the truth, and that it’s just as impossible to make that dreadful truth worse through any exaggeration as it would be to try to add brightness to sunlight with a candle at noon."
Here, most unfortunately, the writing broke off, and our friend, who, up to this point, had perused the lines with the most intense interest, felt great bitterness of disappointment, from the fact that enough should have been written to stimulate his curiosity to the highest possible point, but not enough to gratify it.
Here, unfortunately, the writing stopped, and our friend, who had read the lines with intense interest up to this point, felt a deep disappointment because there was enough written to spark his curiosity completely, but not enough to satisfy it.
"This is, indeed, most provoking," he exclaimed. "What can this most dreadful secret be, which it is impossible to exaggerate? I cannot, for a moment, divine to what it can allude."
"This is really frustrating," he shouted. "What could this terrible secret be that’s impossible to exaggerate? I can’t even begin to guess what it could refer to."
In vain he searched over the door for some more writing—there was none to be found, and from the long straggling pencil-mark, which followed the last word, it seemed as if he who had been then writing had been interrupted, and possibly met the fate that he had predicted, and was about to explain the reason of.
He searched in vain over the door for any additional writing—there was none to be found. The long, messy pencil mark that followed the last word suggested that the person who had been writing was interrupted and might have faced the fate they were about to explain.
"This is worse than no information. I had better have remained in ignorance than have received so indistinct a warning; but they shall not find me an easy victim, and, besides, what power on earth can force me to make pies unless I like, I should wish to know?"
"This is worse than having no information at all. I would have been better off not knowing than getting such a vague warning; but they won’t find me an easy target, and besides, what on earth can make me bake pies if I don’t want to? I’d really like to know."
As he stepped out of the place in which the meat was kept into the large vault where the ovens were, he trod upon a piece of paper that was lying upon the ground, and which he was quite certain he had not observed before. It was fresh and white, and clean too, so that it could not have been long there, and he picked it up with some curiosity. That curiosity was, however, soon turned to dismay when he saw what was written upon it, which was to the following effect, and well calculated to produce a considerable amount of alarm in the breast of any one situated as he was, so entirely friendless and so entirely hopeless of any extraneous aid in those dismal vaults, which he began, with a shudder, to suspect would be his tomb:—
As he stepped out of the room where the meat was stored and into the large vault with the ovens, he stepped on a piece of paper lying on the ground that he was sure he hadn’t seen before. It was fresh, white, and clean, so it couldn’t have been there long, and he picked it up out of curiosity. However, that curiosity quickly turned to dread when he read what was written on it, which was likely to cause significant alarm for anyone in his position, completely friendless and without hope of any help in those grim vaults, which he began to fear, with a shudder, might become his final resting place:—
"You are getting dissatisfied, and therefore it becomes necessary to explain to you your real position, which is simply this:—You are a prisoner, and were such from the first moment that you set foot where you now are; and you will find, unless you are resolved upon sacrificing your life, that your best plan will be to quietly give into the circumstances in which you find yourself placed. Without going into any argument or details upon the subject, it is sufficient to inform you that so long as you continue to make the pies, you will be safe; but if you refuse, then the first time you are caught asleep your throat will be cut."
"You’re feeling unhappy, so it’s important to clarify your actual situation, which is simply this: You’re a prisoner, and you have been since the moment you arrived here. You’ll realize that unless you’re willing to sacrifice your life, your best option is to accept the circumstances you’re in. Without getting into any arguments or details, it’s enough to let you know that as long as you keep making the pies, you’ll be safe; but if you refuse, the first time you’re caught asleep, your throat will be cut."
This document was so much to the purpose, and really had so little of verbosity about it, that it was extremely difficult to doubt its sincerity. It dropped from the half-paralysed hands of that man, who, in the depth of his distress, and urged on by great necessity, had accepted a situation that he would have given worlds to escape from, had he been possessed of them.
This document was very much to the point and really didn’t have much extra wording, making it hard to doubt its sincerity. It fell from the half-paralyzed hands of that man, who, in the depths of his distress and driven by great necessity, had taken a situation he would have given anything to escape from, if he had had anything to give.
"Gracious Heaven!" he exclaimed, "and am I then indeed condemned to such a slavery? Is it possible, that even in the heart of London, I am a prisoner, and without the means of resisting the most frightful threats that are uttered against me? Surely, surely this must be all a dream! It is too terrific to be true!"
"Good God!" he exclaimed, "am I really stuck in such a trap? Is it possible that even in the heart of London, I’m a prisoner, unable to defend myself against the most terrifying threats being thrown at me? This has to be a dream! It’s too awful to be real!"
He sat down upon that low stool where his predecessor had sat before, receiving his death-wound from the assassin who had glided in behind him, and dealt him that crashing blow, whose only mercy was that it had at once deprived the victim of existence. He could have wept bitterly, wept as he there sat, for he thought over days long passed away, of opportunities let go by with the heedless laugh of youth; he thought over all the chances and fortunes of his life, and now to find himself the miserable inhabitant of a cellar, condemned to a mean and troublesome employment, without even the liberty of leaving that, to starve if he chose, upon pain of death—a frightful death, which had been threatened him, was indeed torment! No wonder that at times he felt himself unnerved, and that a child might have conquered him, while at other moments such a feeling of despair would come across him, that he called aloud upon his enemies to make their appearance, and give him at least the chance of a struggle for his life.
He sat down on that low stool where his predecessor had sat before, receiving his fatal wound from the assassin who had come up behind him and dealt him that devastating blow, the only mercy of which was that it instantly took away the victim's life. He could have cried bitterly, wept as he sat there, reflecting on days long gone, on opportunities missed in the carefree laughter of youth; he thought about all the chances and fortunes in his life, and now to find himself the wretched occupant of a cellar, stuck in a miserable and bothersome job, with no freedom to leave or starve if he wanted, under the threat of a horrific death—oh, what torment! It was no surprise that sometimes he felt weak, that a child could have overpowered him, while at other moments such despair would wash over him that he would call out for his enemies to show themselves and at least give him a chance to fight for his life.
"If I am to die," he cried, "let me die with some weapon in my hand, as a brave man ought, and I will not complain, for there is little indeed in life now which should induce me to cling to it; but I will not be murdered in the dark."
"If I’m going to die," he shouted, "let me die with a weapon in my hand, like a brave person should, and I won’t complain, because there’s really very little in life now that makes me want to hold on to it; but I won’t be killed in the dark."
He sprang to his feet, and rushing up to the door, which opened from the house into the vaults, he made a violent and desperate effort to shake it. But such a contingency as this had surely been looked forward to and provided against, for the door was of amazing strength, and most effectually resisted all his efforts, so that the result of his endeavours was but to exhaust himself, and he staggered back, panting and despairing, to the seat he had so recently left. Then he heard a voice, and upon looking up he saw that the small square opening in the upper part of the door, through which he had been before addressed, was open, and a face there appeared, but it was not the face of Mrs. Lovett. On the contrary, it was a large and hideous male physiognomy, and the voice that came from it was croaking and harsh, sounding most unmusically upon the ears of the unfortunate man who was thus made a victim to Mrs. Lovett's pie popularity.
He jumped to his feet and rushed to the door that led from the house into the vaults, making a frantic and desperate attempt to shake it. But this situation had clearly been anticipated and prepared for, as the door was extremely sturdy and effectively resisted all his efforts. As a result, he only wore himself out and staggered back, breathing heavily and feeling hopeless, to the seat he had just left. Then he heard a voice and looked up to see that the small square opening at the top of the door, through which he had previously been spoken to, was open. A face appeared, but it wasn't Mrs. Lovett's face. Instead, it was a large and grotesque male face, and the voice coming from it was croaky and harsh, sounding jarringly to the unfortunate man who was now a victim of Mrs. Lovett’s pie popularity.
"Continue at your work," said the voice, "or death will be your portion as soon as sleep overcomes you, and you sink exhausted to that repose which you will never awaken from, except to feel the pangs of death, and to be conscious that you are weltering in your blood. Continue at your work, and you will escape all this—neglect it, and your doom is sealed."
"Keep working," said the voice, "or death will be your fate as soon as you fall asleep and sink into a rest from which you’ll never awaken, except to feel the agony of death and to realize that you’re drowning in your own blood. Keep working, and you’ll avoid all of this—ignore it, and your fate is sealed."

The Stranger In Mrs. Lovett's Bakehouse.
The Stranger in Mrs. Lovett's Bakehouse.
"What have I done that I should be made such a victim of? Let me go, and I will swear never to divulge the fact that I have been in these vaults, so I cannot disclose any of their secrets, even if knew them."
"What have I done to deserve this? Just let me go, and I promise I'll never reveal that I've been in these vaults, so I won't disclose any of their secrets, even if I knew them."
"Make pies," said the voice, "eat them, and be happy. How many a man would envy your position—withdrawn from all the struggles of existence, amply provided with board and lodging, and engaged in a pleasant and delightful occupation; it is astonishing how you can be dissatisfied!"
"Make pies," said the voice, "eat them, and be happy. So many people would envy your situation—free from all the struggles of life, well taken care of with food and shelter, and involved in a fun and enjoyable activity; it’s amazing that you can still be unhappy!"
Bang! went the little square orifice at the top of the door, and the voice was heard no more. The jeering mockery of those tones, however, still lingered upon the ear of the unhappy prisoner, and he clasped his head in his hands with a fearful impression upon his brain that he surely must be going mad.
Bang! went the small square hole at the top of the door, and the voice was heard no more. The mocking jeers of those tones, however, still echoed in the ears of the miserable prisoner, and he held his head in his hands with a terrifying feeling in his mind that he was surely losing his sanity.
"He will drive me to insanity," he cried; "already I feel a sort of slumber stealing over me for want of exercise, and the confined air of these vaults hinder me from taking regular repose; but now, if I close an eye, I shall expect to find the assassin's knife at my throat."
"He’s going to drive me crazy," he shouted. "I already feel this weird sleepiness coming over me because I’m not getting enough exercise, and the stale air in these vaults is stopping me from sleeping well. But now, if I close my eyes, I’ll just expect to find the killer’s knife at my throat."
He sat for some time longer, and not even the dread he had of sleep could prevent a drowsiness creeping across his faculties, and this weariness would not be shaken off by any ordinary means, until at length he sprang to his feet, and shaking himself roughly, like one determined to be wide awake, he said to himself, mournfully—
He stayed seated for a bit longer, and not even his fear of falling asleep could stop the tiredness from creeping in, a fatigue that couldn’t be shaken off easily. Finally, he jumped to his feet, shaking himself vigorously, as if he was set on staying awake, and said to himself, sadly—
"I must do their bidding or die; hope may be a delusion here, but I cannot altogether abandon it, and not until its faintest image has departed from my breast can I lie down to sleep and say—Let death come in any shape it may, it is welcome."
"I have to follow their orders or I won't survive; hope might be an illusion here, but I can’t completely give it up. Only when the slightest trace of it has left my heart can I go to sleep and say—Let death come however it wants, I welcome it."
With a desperate and despairing energy he set about replenishing the furnaces of the oven, and, when he had got them all in a good state, he commenced manufacturing a batch of one hundred pies, which, when he had finished and placed upon the tray, and set the machine in motion which conducted them up to the shop, he considered to be a sort of price paid for his continued existence, and flinging himself upon the ground, he fell into a deep slumber.
With a frantic energy, he started refilling the oven's furnaces, and once they were all in good shape, he began making a batch of one hundred pies. After finishing them and placing them on the tray, he set the machine in motion to take them up to the shop. He viewed this as a way to pay for his continued existence, then he threw himself on the ground and fell into a deep sleep.
CHAPTER XXI.
THE NIGHT AT THE MADHOUSE.
When Sweeney Todd had, with such diabolical want of feeling, whispered the few words of mockery which we have recorded in Tobias's ear, when he was carried out of Mr. Fogg's reception-room to be taken to a cell, the villanous barber drew back and indulged in rather a longer laugh than usual.
When Sweeney Todd, with such a chilling lack of emotion, whispered the few mocking words we've noted in Tobias's ear, and Tobias was taken out of Mr. Fogg's reception room to be brought to a cell, the wicked barber leaned back and let out a laugh that lasted longer than usual.
"Mr. Todd," said Fogg, "I find that you still retain your habit of merriment; but yours ain't the most comfortable laugh in the world, and we seldom hear anything equal to it, even from one of our cells."
"Mr. Todd," Fogg said, "I see you still have your habit of cheerfulness; but your laugh isn't the most comforting in the world, and we rarely hear anything like it, even from one of our cells."
"No!" said Sweeney Todd, "I don't suppose you do, and for my part I never heard of a cell laughing yet."
"No!" said Sweeney Todd, "I don’t think you do, and as far as I know, I’ve never heard of a cell laughing."
"Oh! you know what I mean, Mr. Todd, well enough."
"Oh! You know what I mean, Mr. Todd, just fine."
"That may be," said Todd, "but it would be just as well to say it for all that. I think, however, as I came in you said something about refreshment?"
"That might be true," Todd said, "but it would still be good to say it anyway. I think, though, as I walked in you mentioned something about refreshments?"
"I certainly did; and, if you will honour me by stepping back to my room, I think I can offer you, Mr. Todd, a glass of as nice wine as the king himself could put on his table, if he were any judge of that commodity, which I am inclined to think he is not."
"I definitely did; and if you would do me the honor of coming back to my room, I believe I can offer you, Mr. Todd, a glass of wine as fine as what the king himself would serve at his table, though I’m not sure he knows good wine when he sees it."
"What do you expect," said Sweeney Todd, "that such an idiot should be a judge of?—but I shall have great pleasure in tasting your wine, for I have no hesitation in saying that my work to-night has made me thirsty."
"What do you expect," said Sweeney Todd, "that such a fool could possibly judge?—but I’ll really enjoy tasting your wine, as I can confidently say that my work tonight has made me thirsty."
At this moment a shriek was heard, and Sweeney Todd shrank away from the door.
At that moment, a scream was heard, and Sweeney Todd recoiled from the door.
"Oh! it's nothing, it's nothing," said Mr. Fogg; "if you had resided here as long as I have, you would get accustomed to now and then hearing a slight noise. The worst of it is, when half a dozen of the mad fellows get shrieking against each other in the middle of the night. Then, I grant, it is a little annoying."
"Oh! It's nothing, it's nothing," said Mr. Fogg; "if you had lived here as long as I have, you would get used to hearing a little noise now and then. The worst part is when half a dozen crazy people start yelling at each other in the middle of the night. Then, I agree, it can be a bit annoying."
"What do you do with them?"
"What are you supposed to do with them?"
"We send in one of the keepers with the lash, and soon put a stop to that. We are forced to keep the upper hand of them, or else we should have no rest. Hark! do you not hear that fellow now?—he is generally pretty quiet, but he has taken it into his head to be outrageous to-day; but one of my men will soon put a stop to that. This way, Mr. Todd, if you please, and as we don't often meet, I think when we do we ought to have a social glass."
"We send one of the guards in with the whip, and that quickly ends things. We have to stay in control, or we won’t get any peace. Hey! Don’t you hear that guy now?—he usually stays quiet, but today he’s decided to be out of control; one of my men will handle that soon. This way, Mr. Todd, if you don’t mind, and since we don’t meet often, I think we should share a drink when we do."
Sweeney Todd made several horrible faces as he followed the madhouse-keeper, and he looked as if it would have given him quite as much pleasure, and no doubt it would, to brain that individual, as to drink his wine, although probably he would have preferred doing the latter process first, and executing the former afterwards, and at his leisure. They soon reached the room which was devoted to the use of Mr. Fogg and his friends, and which contained the many little curiosities in the way of madhouse discipline that were in that age considered indispensable in such establishments. Mr. Fogg moved away with his hands a great number of the books and papers which were on the table, so as to leave a vacant space, and then drawing the cork of a bottle, he filled himself a large glass of its contents, and invited Sweeney Todd to do the same, who was by no means slow in following his example. While these two villains are carousing, and caring nothing for the scenes of misery with which they are surrounded, poor Tobias, in conformity with the orders that had been issued with regard to him, was conveyed along a number of winding passages, and down several staircases, towards the cells of the establishment. In vain he struggled to get free from his captor—as well might a hare have struggled in the fangs of a wolf—nor were his cries at all heeded; although, now and then, the shrieks he uttered were terrible to hear, and enough to fill any one with dismay.
Sweeney Todd made several awful faces as he followed the madhouse keeper, looking as if it would give him just as much pleasure—though no doubt it would—to smash that guy's head in, as to drink his wine. Although he probably would have preferred to drink first and then take his time with the other. They soon reached the room used by Mr. Fogg and his friends, which housed various curiosities related to madhouse discipline that were considered essential in that era. Mr. Fogg moved aside a bunch of books and papers on the table to clear a space, then pulled the cork from a bottle and poured himself a large glass, inviting Sweeney Todd to do the same, who eagerly followed suit. While these two villains were drinking, ignoring the suffering around them, poor Tobias was being taken through a maze of twisting hallways and down several flights of stairs toward the cells. He struggled in vain to break free from his captor—just like a rabbit would struggle in the jaws of a wolf—and his cries went unheard, though occasionally, his screams were horrifying enough to terrify anyone who heard them.
"I am not mad," said he, "indeed I am not mad—let me go, and I will say nothing—not one word shall ever pass my lips regarding Mr. Todd—let me go, oh, let me go, and I will pray for you as long as I live."
"I’m not crazy," he said, "I swear I’m not crazy—just let me go, and I won’t say a thing—not a single word about Mr. Todd—just let me go, oh, let me go, and I’ll pray for you as long as I live."
Mr. Watson whistled a lively tune.
Mr. Watson whistled a cheerful tune.
"If I promise—if I swear to tell nothing, Mr. Todd will not wish me kept here—all he wants is my silence, and I will take any oath he likes. Speak to him for me, I implore you, and let me go."
"If I promise—if I swear to keep quiet, Mr. Todd won’t want me to stay here—all he wants is my silence, and I’ll agree to any oath he wants. Please talk to him for me, I beg you, and let me leave."
Mr. Watson commenced the second part of his lively tune, and by that time he reached a door, which he unlocked, and then, setting down Tobias upon the threshold, he gave him a violent kick, which flung him down two steps on to the stone floor of a miserable cell, from the roof of which continual moisture was dripping, the only accommodation it possessed being a truss of damp straw flung into one corner.
Mr. Watson started the second part of his lively tune, and by the time he got to a door, he unlocked it and, after setting Tobias down on the threshold, gave him a hard kick that sent him down two steps onto the stone floor of a dreary cell, where moisture constantly dripped from the ceiling. The only thing it had for comfort was a pile of wet straw tossed into one corner.
"There," said Mr. Watson, "my lad, you can stay there and make yourself comfortable till somebody comes to shave your head, and after that you will find yourself quite a gentleman."
"There," said Mr. Watson, "my boy, you can sit there and get comfortable until someone comes to shave your head, and after that, you’ll see yourself as quite the gentleman."
"Mercy! mercy—have mercy upon me!"
"Please! Have mercy on me!"
"Mercy!—what the devil do you mean by mercy? Well, that's a good joke; but I can tell you, you have come to the wrong shop for that; we don't keep it in stock here, and if we wanted ever so little of it, we should have to go somewhere else for it."
"Mercy!—what on earth do you mean by mercy? That's quite a joke; but I can tell you, you've come to the wrong place for that; we don't stock it here, and if we ever wanted even a little bit, we’d have to go somewhere else for it."

Mr. Watson laughed so much at his own joke, that he felt quite amiable, and told Tobias that if he were perfectly quiet, and said "thank you" for everything, he wouldn't put him on the strait waistcoat, although Mr. Fogg had ordered it; "for," added Mr. Watson, "so far as that goes, I don't care a straw what Mr. Fogg says, or what he does; he can't do without me, damn him! because I know too many of his secrets."
Mr. Watson laughed so hard at his own joke that he felt pretty good and told Tobias that if he stayed completely quiet and said "thank you" for everything, he wouldn't put him in the straightjacket, even though Mr. Fogg had ordered it; "because," Mr. Watson added, "to be honest, I don't care at all what Mr. Fogg says or does; he can't get by without me, damn him! because I know too many of his secrets."
Tobias made no answer to this promise, but he lay upon his back on the floor of the cell wringing his hands despairingly, and feeling that almost already the very atmosphere of that place seemed pregnant with insanity, and giving himself up for lost entirely.
Tobias didn’t respond to this promise, but he lay on his back on the floor of the cell, wringing his hands in despair, feeling as if the very air in that place was filled with madness, giving himself up for completely lost.
"I shall never—never," he said, "look upon the bright sky and the green fields again. I shall be murdered here, because I know too much; what can save me now? Oh, what an evil chance it was that brought me back again to my mother, when I ought to have been far, far away by this time, instead of being, as I know I am, condemned to death in this frightful place. Despair seizes upon me! What noise is that—a shriek? Yes, yes, there is some other blighted heart beside mine in this dreadful house. Oh, Heaven! what will become of me? I feel already stifled and sick, and faint with the air of this dreadful cell. Help, help, help! have mercy upon me, and I will do anything, promise anything, swear anything."
"I will never—never," he said, "see the bright sky and the green fields again. I’m going to be killed here because I know too much; what can save me now? Oh, what a terrible twist of fate it was that brought me back to my mother when I should have been far, far away by now, instead of being, as I know I am, doomed to die in this awful place. Despair grips me! What’s that noise—a scream? Yes, yes, there’s someone else suffering besides me in this horrible house. Oh, God! what will happen to me? I already feel suffocated and sick, faint from the air in this dreadful cell. Help, help, help! have mercy on me, and I will do anything, promise anything, swear anything."
If poor Tobias had uttered his complaints on the most desolate shore that ever a shipwrecked mariner was cast upon, they could not have been more unheeded than they were in that house of terror. He screamed and shrieked for aid. He called upon all the friends he had ever known in early life, and at that moment he seemed to remember the name of every one who had ever uttered a kind word to him; and to those persons who, alas! could not hear him, but were far enough removed away from his cries, he called for aid in that hour of his deep distress. At length, faint, wearied and exhausted, he lay a mere living wreck in that damp, unwholesome cell, and felt almost willing that death should come and relieve him, at least from the pang of constantly expecting it! His cries, however, had had the effect of summoning up all the wild spirits in that building; and, as he now lay in the quiet of absolute exhaustion, he heard from far and near smothered cries and shrieks and groans, such as one might expect would fill the air of the infernal regions with dismal echoes. A cold and clammy perspiration broke out upon him, as these sounds each moment more plainly fell upon his ear, and as he gazed upon the profound darkness of the cell, his excited fancy began to people it with strange unearthly beings, and he could suppose that he saw hideous faces grinning at him, and huge mis-shapen creatures crawling on the walls, and floating in the damp, pestiferous atmosphere of the wretched cell. In vain he covered his eyes with his hands; those creatures of his imagination were not to be shut out from the mind, and he saw them, if possible, more vividly than before, and presenting themselves in more frightfully tangible shapes. Truly, if such visions should continue to haunt him, poor Tobias was likely enough to follow the fate of many others who had been placed in that establishment perfectly sane, but in a short time exhibited in it as raving lunatics.
If poor Tobias had complained on the most deserted shore a shipwrecked sailor could wash up on, it couldn’t have been more ignored than in that terrifying house. He screamed and shouted for help. He called on all the friends he had known from his early life, and in that moment, he seemed to recall the name of every person who had ever said something kind to him; to those who, unfortunately, couldn’t hear him and were far from his cries, he called for help in his deep distress. Finally, faint, tired, and worn out, he lay a mere living wreck in that damp, unhealthy cell, feeling almost ready for death to come and free him, at least from the agony of always expecting it! However, his screams had roused all the wild spirits in that building; now, as he lay in the silence of sheer exhaustion, he heard muffled cries, shrieks, and groans from all around, echoing as if from some hellish realm. A cold, clammy sweat broke out on him as these sounds grew clearer, and as he stared into the deep darkness of the cell, his frenzied imagination started to fill it with strange, otherworldly beings. He fancied he saw hideous faces grinning at him and large, misshapen creatures crawling on the walls and floating in the damp, toxic air of the miserable cell. It was useless to cover his eyes with his hands; those creations of his mind wouldn’t be shut out, and he saw them, if anything, more vividly than before, coming to him in more terrifying, tangible forms. Truly, if such visions kept haunting him, poor Tobias was likely to meet the same fate as many others placed in that place, perfectly sane at first, but soon appearing as raving lunatics.
"A nice clear cool glass of wine," said Sweeney Todd, as he held up his glass between him and the light, "and pleasant drinking; so soft and mild in the mouth, and yet gliding down the throat with a pleasant strength of flavour!"
"A nice, clear, cool glass of wine," said Sweeney Todd, as he held up his glass between him and the light, "and enjoyable to drink; so smooth and mild in the mouth, yet sliding down the throat with a nice strength of flavor!"
"Yes," said Mr. Fogg, "it might be worse. You see some patients, who are low and melancholy mad, require stimulants, and their friends send them wine. This is some that was so sent."
"Yes," said Mr. Fogg, "it could be worse. Some patients, who are feeling down and a bit crazy, need stimulants, and their friends send them wine. This is some that was sent."
"Then you don't trouble the patients with it?"
"Then you don’t bother the patients with it?"
"What! give a madman wine, while I am here in my senses to drink it? Oh, dear no! that won't do on any account."
"What! Give a madman wine while I'm here sober enough to drink it? Oh, no way! That’s just not acceptable."
"I should certainly, Mr. Fogg, not expect such an act of indiscretion from you, knowing you as I do to be quite a man of the world."
"I really shouldn't expect such a reckless move from you, Mr. Fogg, since I know you to be quite worldly."
"Thank you for the compliment. This wine, now, was sent for an old gentleman who had turned so melancholy, that he not only would not take food enough to keep life and soul together, but he really terrified his friends so by threatening suicide that they sent him here for a few months; and, as stimulants were recommended for him, they sent this wine, you see; but I stimulated him without it quite as well, for I drink the wine myself and give him an infernal good kick or two every day, and that stimulates him, for it puts him in such a devil of a passion that I am quite sure he doesn't want any wine."
"Thanks for the compliment. This wine was sent for an old man who became so down that he wouldn’t eat enough to stay alive, and he scared his friends so much by talking about suicide that they sent him here for a few months. Since they suggested he needs stimulants, they sent this wine, as you can see; but I’ve been stimulating him just fine without it. I drink the wine myself and give him a good kick or two every day, which gets him fired up. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want any wine at all after that."
"A good plan," said Sweeney Todd, "but I wonder you don't contrive that your own private room should be free from the annoyance of hearing such sounds as those that have been coming upon my ears for the last five or ten minutes."
"A good plan," Sweeney Todd said, "but I'm surprised you haven't figured out a way to keep your private room from being bothered by the sounds that have been bothering my ears for the last five or ten minutes."
"It's impossible; you cannot get out of the way if you live in the house at all; and you see, as regards these mad fellows, they are quite like a pack of wolves, and when once one of them begins howling and shouting, the others are sure to chime in, in full chorus, and make no end of disturbance till we stop them, as I have already told you we do, with a strong hand."
"It's impossible; you can't avoid the chaos if you live in the house at all; and you see, when it comes to these crazy guys, they're just like a pack of wolves. Once one of them starts howling and shouting, the others are bound to join in, creating a huge racket until we put a stop to it, just like I mentioned before, with a firm hand."
"While I think of it," said Sweeney Todd, as he drew from his pocket a leathern bag, "while I think of it, I may as well pay you the year's money for the lad I have now brought you; you see I have not forgot the excellent rule you have of being paid in advance. There is the amount."
"While I remember," said Sweeney Todd, as he took a leather bag from his pocket, "since I'm thinking about it, I might as well pay you for the year's worth for the boy I just brought you; you know I haven't forgotten your great rule of being paid upfront. Here's the amount."
"Ah, Mr. Todd," said the madhouse-keeper as he counted the money, and then placed it in his pocket, "it's a pleasure to do business with a thorough business man like yourself. The bottle stands with you, Mr. Todd, and I beg you will not spare it. Do you know, Mr. Todd, this is a line of life which I have often thought would have suited you; I am certain you have a genius for such things."
"Ah, Mr. Todd," said the keeper of the madhouse as he counted the money and then put it in his pocket, "it's a pleasure to do business with someone as professional as you. The bottle is in your hands, Mr. Todd, and I hope you won't hold back. You know, Mr. Todd, I've often thought this line of work would be perfect for you; I'm sure you have a knack for it."
"Not equal to you," said Todd; "but as I am fond, certainly, of what is strange and out of the way, some of the scenes and characters you come across would, I have no doubt, be highly entertaining to me."
"Not as good as you," Todd said; "but since I definitely have a taste for the unusual and the quirky, I have no doubt that some of the scenes and characters you encounter would be really entertaining to me."
"Scenes and characters—I believe you! During the course of a business like ours, we come across all sorts of strange things; and if I choose to do it, which of course I don't, I could tell a few tales which would make some people shake in their shoes; but I have no right to tell them, for I have been paid, and what the deuce is it to me?"
"Scenes and characters—I believe you! In a business like ours, we encounter all kinds of weird stuff; and if I wanted to, which I certainly don’t, I could share a few stories that would make some people tremble; but I have no right to tell them, since I’ve been paid, and what does it matter to me?"
"Oh, nothing, of course nothing. But just while we are sipping our wine, now, couldn't you tell me something that would not be betraying anybody's confidence?"
"Oh, nothing, of course nothing. But just while we're sipping our wine, could you tell me something that wouldn't betray anyone's confidence?"
"I could, I could; I don't mean to say that I could not, and I don't care much if I do to you."
"I could, I could; I'm not saying I couldn't, and I don't really care if I do to you."
CHAPTER XXII.
MR. FOGG'S STORY AT THE MADHOUSE TO SWEENEY TODD.
After a short pause, during which Mr. Fogg appeared to be referring to the cells of memory, with the view of being refreshed in a matter that had long since been a by-gone, but which he desired to place as clearly before his listener as he could, in fact, to make, if possible, the relation real to him, and to omit nothing during its progress that should be told; or possibly, that amiable individual was engaged in considering if there were any salient point that might criminate himself, or give even a friend a handle to make use of against him; but apparently there was nothing of the kind, for, after a loud "hem!" he filled the glasses, saying—
After a brief pause, during which Mr. Fogg seemed to be searching his memory to revisit something from long ago that he wanted to explain clearly to his listener—essentially, to make the experience as real as possible for him and to leave out nothing important—he might also have been thinking about whether there was any point that could get him in trouble or give even a friend a reason to turn against him. But apparently, there was nothing like that, because after a loud "hem!", he poured the drinks, saying—
"Well, now, as you are a friend, I don't mind telling you how we do business here—things that have been done, you know, by others; but I have had my share as well as others—I have known a thing or two, Mr. Todd, and I may say I have done a thing or two, too."
"Well, since you’re a friend, I’ll let you in on how we operate around here—things that others have done, you know; but I’ve had my share just like everyone else—I’ve learned a thing or two, Mr. Todd, and I can say I’ve done a thing or two, too."
"Well, we must live and let live," said Sweeney Todd, "there's no going against that, you know; if all I have done could speak, why—but no matter, I am listening to you—however, if deeds could speak, one or two clever things would come out rather, I think."
"Well, we have to let live and let live," said Sweeney Todd, "there's no arguing with that, you know; if everything I've done could talk, well—but never mind, I'm here to hear you—however, if actions could talk, a couple of smart things would come out, I think."
"Ay, 'tis well they don't," said Mr. Fogg, with much solemnity, "if they did they would be constantly speaking at times when it would be very inconvenient to hear them, and dangerous besides."
"Yeah, it’s good they don’t," said Mr. Fogg seriously, "if they did, they would always be talking at times when it would be really inconvenient to listen to them, and it could be dangerous too."
"So it would," said Sweeney, "a still tongue makes a wise head—but then the silent system would bring no grist to the mill, and we must speak when we know we are right and among friends."
"So it would," said Sweeney, "keeping quiet shows wisdom—but then the hush-hush approach won't bring any business, and we have to speak up when we know we're right and with friends."
"Of course," said Fogg, "of course, that's the right use of speech, and one may as well be without it, as to have it and not use it; but come—drink, and fill again before I begin, and then to my tale. But we may as well have a sentiment. Sentiment, you know," continued Fogg, "is the very soul of friendship. What do you say to 'The heart that can feel for another?'"
"Of course," Fogg said, "that's the proper way to speak. It's better to have no speech at all than to have it and not use it. But come on—let's drink and top off our glasses before I start, and then I'll tell my story. But let's have a moment of sentiment first. Sentiment, you know," Fogg continued, "is the essence of friendship. What do you think of 'The heart that can feel for another?'"
"With all my soul," said Sweeney Todd; "it's very touching—very touching, indeed. 'The heart that can feel for another!'" and as he spoke, he emptied the glass, which he pushed towards Fogg to refill.
"With all my soul," said Sweeney Todd; "it's really moving—really moving, indeed. 'The heart that can feel for another!'" and as he spoke, he finished the drink, which he pushed towards Fogg to refill.
"Well," said Fogg, as he complied, "we have had the sentiment, we may as well have the exemplification."
"Well," Fogg said as he went along with it, "we've had the feeling, so we might as well have the example."
"Ha! ha! ha!" said Todd, "very good, very good indeed; pray go on, that will do capitally."
"Ha! ha! ha!" Todd said, "that's really good, very good indeed; please continue, that's excellent."
"I may as well tell you the whole matter, as it occurred; I will then let you know all I know, and in the same manner. None of the parties are now living, or, at least, they are not in this country, which is just the same thing, so far as I am concerned."
"I might as well tell you everything that happened; I'll share all I know in the same way. None of the people involved are alive now, or at least they're not in this country, which is basically the same for me."
"Then that is an affair settled and done with," remarked Sweeney Todd, parenthetically.
"Well, that's that sorted and finished," said Sweeney Todd, as an aside.
"Yes, quite.—Well, it was one night—such a one as this, and pretty well about the same hour, perhaps somewhat earlier than this. However, it doesn't signify a straw about the hour, but it was quite night, a dark and wet night too, when a knock came at the street-door—a sharp double knock—it was. I was sitting alone, as I might have been now, drinking a glass or two of wine; I was startled, for I was thinking about an affair I had on hand at that very moment, of which there was a little stir. However, I went to the door, and peeped through a grating that I had there, and saw only a man; he had drawn his horse inside the gate, and secured him. He wore a large Whitney riding-coat, with a nap that would have thrown off a deluge. I fancied, or thought I could tell, that he meant no mischief; so I opened the door at once and saw a tall, gentlemanly man, but wrapped up so, that you could not tell who or what he was; but my eyes are sharp, you know, Mr. Todd. We haven't seen so much of the world without learning to distinguish what kind of person one has to deal with?"
"Yes, exactly.—Well, it was one night—just like this one, probably a bit earlier. But the exact time doesn’t really matter; it was definitely night, dark and rainy too, when I heard a knock at the front door—a quick double knock. I was sitting alone, just like now, having a glass or two of wine; I was startled because I was thinking about something important that was happening at that very moment, which had stirred up a bit of excitement. Nonetheless, I went to the door and peeked through a little grate I had there, and all I saw was a man; he had pulled his horse inside the gate and secured it. He was wearing a long, heavy riding coat that looked like it could repel a downpour. I figured, or thought I could tell, that he meant no harm; so I opened the door and saw a tall, well-dressed man, but dressed in such a way that you couldn’t really tell who he was; but my eyes are sharp, you know, Mr. Todd. We haven’t seen so much of the world without learning to figure out what kind of person we’re dealing with, right?"
"I should think not," said Todd.
"I don't think so," Todd said.
"'Well,' said I, 'what is your pleasure, sir?'
"'Well,' I said, 'what do you want, sir?'"
"The stranger paused a moment or two before he made any reply to me.
"The stranger paused for a moment or two before responding to me."
"'Is your name Fogg?' he said.
"'Is your name Fogg?' he asked.
"'Yes, it is,' said I; 'my name is Fogg—what is your pleasure with me, sir?'
"'Yes, it is,' I said; 'my name is Fogg—what would you like to discuss with me, sir?'"
"'Why,' said he, after another pause, during which he fixed his keen eye very hard upon me—'why, I wish to have a little private conversation with you, if you can spare so much time, upon a very important matter which I have in hand.'
"'Why,' he said after another pause, during which he looked at me intently—'why, I would like to have a private conversation with you, if you have the time, about a very important matter I’m dealing with.'"
"'Walk in, sir,' said I, as soon as I heard what it was he wanted, and he followed me in. 'It is a very unpleasant night, and it's coming on to rain harder. I think it is fortunate you have got housed.'
"'Come on in, sir,' I said as soon as I understood what he needed, and he stepped inside. 'It's a really unpleasant night, and it's starting to rain harder. I think it's lucky you've found shelter.'"
"'Yes,' he replied; 'but I am tolerably well protected against the rain, at all events.'
"'Yes,' he replied, 'but I'm pretty well protected from the rain, at least.'"
"He came into this very parlour, and took a seat before the fire, with his back to the light, so that I couldn't see his face very well. However, I was determined that I would be satisfied in these particulars, and so, when he had taken off his hat, I stirred up the fire, and had a blaze that illuminated the whole room, and which showed me the sharp, thin visage of my visitor, who was a dark man, with keen grey eyes that were very restless—'
"He walked into this very room and sat down in front of the fire, with his back to the light, so I couldn't see his face clearly. However, I was determined to get a good look at him, so when he took off his hat, I stoked the fire until it blazed up and lit up the whole room. That’s when I saw the sharp, thin face of my visitor, a dark man with keen, restless grey eyes."
"'Will you have a glass of wine?' said I; 'the night is cold as well as wet.'
"'Would you like a glass of wine?' I said; 'the night is both cold and wet.'"
"'Yes, I will,' he replied; 'I am cold with riding. You have a lonely place about here; your house, I see, stands alone too. You have not many neighbours.'
"'Yes, I will,' he replied; 'I'm cold from riding. You have a pretty isolated spot around here; your house, I see, stands alone too. You don't have many neighbors.'"
"'No, sir,' said I, 'we hadn't need, for when any of the poor things set to screaming, it would make them feel very uncomfortable indeed.'
"'No, sir,' I said, 'we didn't need to, because whenever any of those poor things started screaming, it would make them feel very uncomfortable.'"
"'So it would, there is an advantage in that to yourself as well as to them. It would be disagreeable to you to know that you were disturbing your neighbours, and they would feel equally uncomfortable in being disturbed, and yet you must do your duty.'
"So it would, there’s a benefit in that for you as well as for them. It would be unpleasant for you to realize that you were bothering your neighbors, and they would feel just as uneasy about being disturbed, but you still have to fulfill your responsibility."
"'Ay! to be sure,' said I; 'I must do my duty, and people won't pay me for letting madmen go, though they may for keeping them; and besides that, I think some on 'em would get their throats cut, if I did.'
"'Yeah! for sure,' I said; 'I have to do my job, and people won't pay me for letting crazy people go, even though they probably would pay for keeping them; and besides, I think some of them would get their throats cut if I did.'"
"'You are right—quite right,' said he; 'I am glad to find you of that mind, for I came to you concerning an affair that requires some delicacy about it, since it is a female patient.'
"'You’re completely right,' he said; 'I’m glad to hear you think that way because I came to you about a situation that needs to be handled with care since it involves a female patient.'"
"'Ah!' said I, 'I always pay great attention, very great attention; and I don't recollect a case, however violent it may be, but what I can overcome. I always make 'em acknowledge me, and there's much art in that.'
"'Ah!' I said, 'I always pay a lot of attention, really a lot; and I can’t remember a situation, no matter how intense, that I can’t handle. I always make them recognize me, and there’s a lot of skill in that.'"
"'To be sure, there must be.'
'To be sure, there must be.'
"'And, moreover, they wouldn't so soon crouch and shrink away from me, and do what I tell 'em, if I did not treat them with kindness, that is, as far as is consistent with one's duty, for I mustn't forget that.'
"'And besides, they wouldn't quickly crouch and shrink away from me and do what I tell them if I didn't treat them kindly, at least as far as it aligns with my responsibilities, because I have to keep that in mind.'"
"'Exactly,' he replied; 'those are my sentiments exactly.'
"Exactly," he replied; "those are my feelings exactly."
"'And now, sir, will you inform me in what way I can serve you?'
"'And now, sir, can you let me know how I can help you?'"
"'Why I have a relative, a female relative, who is unhappily affected with a brain disease; we have tried all we can do, without any effect. Do what we will, it comes to the same thing in the end.'
"'I have a female relative who is sadly suffering from a brain disease; we've tried everything we can think of, but nothing has worked. No matter what we do, it always ends up the same way in the end.'"
"'Ah!' said I; 'poor thing—what a dreadful thing it must be to you or any of her friends, who have the charge of her, to see her day by day an incurable maniac. Why, it is just as bad as when a friend or relative is dead, and you are obliged to have the dead body constantly in your house, and before your eyes.'
"'Ah!' I said; 'poor thing—how terrible it must be for you or any of her friends who take care of her to see her every day as an incurable maniac. It’s just as bad as when a friend or relative has died, and you have to keep the body in your house and in front of you all the time.'"
"'Exactly, my friend,' said the stranger; 'exactly, you are a man of discernment, Mr. Fogg. I see, that is truly the state of the case. You may then guess at the state of our feelings, when we have to part with one beloved by us.'
"'Exactly, my friend,' said the stranger; 'exactly, you have good judgment, Mr. Fogg. I can see that's the reality of the situation. You can imagine how we feel when we have to say goodbye to someone we care about.'"
"As he spoke, he turned right round, and faced me, looking very hard into my face.
"As he spoke, he turned around and faced me, staring intently into my face."
"'Well,' said I, 'your's is a hard case; but to have one afflicted about you in the manner the young lady is, is truly distressing; it's like having a perpetual lumbago in your back.'
"'Well,' I said, 'yours is a tough situation; but having someone around you dealing with things like the young lady is truly upsetting; it's like having a constant ache in your back.'"
"'Exactly,' said the stranger. 'I tell you what, you are the very man to do this thing for me.'
"'Exactly,' said the stranger. 'I’ll tell you what, you’re the perfect person to do this for me.'"
"'I am sure of it,' said I.
"I know it for a fact," I said.
"'Then we understand each other, eh?' said the stranger. 'I must say I like your appearance, it is not often such people as you and I meet.'
"'So we get each other, right?' said the stranger. 'I have to say I like how you look; it’s not every day that people like you and me cross paths.'"
"'I hope it will be to our mutual advantage,' said I, 'because such people don't meet every day, and we oughtn't to meet to no purpose; so, in anything delicate and confidential you may command me.'
"I hope it will benefit both of us," I said, "because people like us don’t come together every day, and we shouldn't meet without a reason; so, in anything sensitive and private, you can count on me."
"'I see, you are a clever man,' said he; 'well, well, I must pay you in proportion to your talents. How do you do business—by the job, or by the year?'
"'I see, you're a smart guy,' he said; 'well, well, I should pay you according to your skills. How do you work—per project or annually?'"
"'Well,' said I, 'where it's a matter of some nicety, it may be both—but it entirely depends upon circumstances. I had better know exactly what it is I have to do.'
"'Well,' I said, 'when it comes to something delicate, it could be both—but it really depends on the situation. I should know exactly what I need to do.'"
"'Why, you see, it is a young female about eighteen, and she is somewhat troublesome—takes to screaming, and all that kind of thing. I want her taken care of, though you must be very careful she neither runs away nor suddenly commits any mischief, as her madness does not appear to me to have any particular form, and would at times completely deceive the best of us, and then suddenly she will break out violently, and snap or fly at anybody with her teeth.'
"'Well, you see, it’s a young woman around eighteen, and she’s kind of a handful—she tends to scream and act out. I need her taken care of, but you have to be really careful that she doesn’t run away or suddenly cause any trouble, since her madness doesn’t seem to have a specific pattern, and it can completely fool even the best of us. Then, all of a sudden, she might lash out violently and bite anyone who gets too close.'"
"'Is she so bad as that?'
"Is she really that terrible?"
"'Yes, quite. So it is quite impossible to keep her at home; and I expect it will be a devil of a job to get her here. I tell you what you shall have; I'll pay you your yearly charge for board and care, and I'll give you a ten-pound note for your trouble, if you'll come and assist me in securing her, and bringing her down. It will take some trouble.'
"'Yes, definitely. So it's pretty much impossible to keep her at home; and I expect it'll be a huge hassle to get her here. Here's what I'll do; I'll pay you your yearly fee for boarding and taking care of her, and I'll give you a ten-pound note for your trouble if you'll come and help me secure her and bring her down. It’ll take some effort.'"
"'Very well,' said I, 'that will do, but you must double the note and make it twenty, if you please; it will cost something to come and do the thing well.'
'Alright,' I said, 'that's fine, but you need to double the note and make it twenty, if you don’t mind; it’ll cost a bit to come and do the job properly.'
"'I see—very well—we won't disagree about a ten-pound note; but you'll know how to dispose of her if she comes here.'
"I get it—fine—we won't argue over a ten-pound note; but you'll know what to do with her if she shows up here."
"'Oh, yes—very healthy place.'
"'Oh, yes—super healthy spot.'"
"'But I don't know that health is a very great blessing to any one under such circumstances; indeed, who could regret an early grave to one so severely afflicted?'
"'But I don’t think that being healthy is a great blessing for anyone in such circumstances; really, who would mourn an early grave for someone who suffers so much?'"
"'Nobody ought,' said I; 'if they knew what mad people went through, they would not, I'm sure.'
"'No one should,' I said; 'if they knew what crazy people went through, they wouldn't, I'm sure.'"
"'That is very true again, but the fact is, they don't, and they only look at one side of the picture; for my own part, I think that it ought to be so ordained, that when people are so afflicted, nature ought to sink under the affliction, and so insensibly to revert to the former state of nonentity.'
"'That is very true again, but the fact is, they don't, and they only see one side of the picture; for my own part, I believe that it should be arranged so that when people are suffering, nature should collapse under the burden and quietly return to its previous state of nonexistence.'"
"'Well,' said I, 'that may be as you please, I don't understand all that; but I tell you what, I hope if she were to die much sooner than you expect, you would not think it too much trouble to afford me some compensation for my loss.'
"'Well,' I said, 'that may be how you feel, I don't get all that; but I just want to say, I hope if she were to pass away much sooner than you think, you wouldn't mind giving me some kind of compensation for my loss.'"
"'Oh dear no! and to show you that I shall entertain no such illiberal feeling, I will give you two hundred pounds, when the certificate of her burial can be produced. You understand me?'
"'Oh no! And to prove to you that I won’t entertain any such narrow-minded feeling, I will give you two hundred pounds when you can show me the certificate of her burial. You get what I'm saying?'"
"'Certainly.'
"Of course."
"'Her death will be of little value to me, without the legal proof,' said the stranger; 'so she must die at her own pleasure, or live while she can.'
"'Her death won't mean much to me without legal proof,' said the stranger; 'so she can die whenever she wants, or live as long as she can.'"
"'Certainly,' said I.
"Sure," I said.
"'But what terrifies me,' continued the stranger, 'most is, her terror-stricken countenance, always staring us in our faces; and it arose from her being terrified; indeed I think if she were thoroughly frightened, she would fall dead. I am sure, if any wickedly-disposed person were to do so, death would no doubt result.'
"'But what frightens me the most,' the stranger continued, 'is her terrified expression, always staring us in the face; and it comes from her being so scared; honestly, I think if she were truly terrified, she would drop dead. I’m certain that if any evil person were to do that, it would definitely lead to death.'"
"'Ah!' said I, 'it would be a bad job; now tell me where I am to see you, and how about the particulars.'
"'Ah!' I said, 'that would be a problem; now tell me where I can see you, and what's the deal with the details.'"
"'Oh, I will tell you; now, can you be at the corner of Grosvenor-street, near Park-lane?'
"'Oh, I will tell you; now, can you be at the corner of Grosvenor Street, near Park Lane?'"
"'Yes,' I replied, 'I will.'
"'Yeah,' I replied, 'I will.'"
"'With a coach too. I wish you to have a coach, and one that you can depend upon, because there may be a little noise. I will try to avoid it, if possible, but we cannot always do what we desire; but you must have good horses.'
"'With a coach too. I hope you have a coach, and one that you can rely on, because there might be a bit of noise. I’ll try to keep it down, if I can, but we can't always get what we want; but you definitely need good horses.'"
"'Now, I tell you what is my plan; that is, if you don't mind the damages, if any happen.'
"'Now, let me share my plan with you, as long as you don't mind any potential damages that might occur.'"
"'What are they?'
"'What are those?'"
"'This:—suppose a horse falls, and is hurt, or an upset—would you stand the racket?'
"'This:—imagine a horse falls and gets hurt, or there's an accident—would you handle the noise?'"
"'I would, of course.'
"I would, of course."
"'Then listen to me; I have had more of these affairs than you have, no doubt. Well, then, I have had experience, which you have not. Now, I'll get a trotting-horse, and a covered cart or chaise—one that will go along well at ten miles an hour, and no mistake about it.'
"'Then listen to me; I've had more of these experiences than you have, for sure. Well, I have the experience that you don’t. Now, I’ll get a trotting horse and a covered cart or carriage—one that can comfortably go at ten miles an hour, no doubt about it.'"
"'But will it hold enough?'
"But will it be enough?"
"'Yes, four or five or six, and, upon a push, I have known eight to cram in it; but then you know we were not particular how we were placed; but still it will hold as many as a hackney coach, only not so conveniently; but then we have nobody in the affair to drive us, and there can't be too few.'
"'Yeah, four or five or six, and if we really squeezed, I’ve even seen eight fit in it; but you know we weren’t picky about how we were arranged. Still, it can hold as many as a taxi, just not as comfortably; but then we don’t have anyone driving us, so we can’t have too few.'"
"'Well, that is perhaps best; but have you a man on whom you can depend?—because if you have, why, I would not be in the affair at all.'
"'Well, that might be for the best; but do you have someone you can rely on?—because if you do, I wouldn't want to be involved in this at all.'"
"'You must,' said I; 'in the first place, I can depend upon one man best; him I must leave here to mind the place; so if you can manage the girl, I will drive, and I know the road as well as the way to my own mouth—I would rather have as few in it as possible.'
"'You have to,' I said; 'first of all, I can trust one guy the most; I need to leave him here to take care of things. So if you can handle the girl, I’ll drive, and I know the route as well as I know my own mouth—I’d rather have as few people in it as possible.'"
"'Your precaution is very good, and I think I will try and so manage it, that there shall be only you and I acquainted with the transaction; at all events, should it become necessary, it will be time enough to let some other person into the secret at the moment their services are required. That, I think, will be the best arrangement that I can come to—what do you say?'
"'Your caution is wise, and I think I’ll arrange it so that only you and I know about this; if it becomes necessary, we can involve someone else when their help is needed. That seems to be the best plan I can think of—what do you think?'"
"'That will do very well—when we get her here, and when I have seen her a few days, I can tell what to do with her.'
"'That will work perfectly—once we get her here, and after I've seen her for a few days, I'll know what to do with her.'"
"'Exactly; and now, good night—there is the money I promised, and now again, good night! I shall see you at the appointed time.'
"'Exactly; and now, good night—here's the money I promised, and once again, good night! I'll see you at the scheduled time.'"
"'You will,' said I—'one glass more, it will do you good, and keep the rain out.'
"'You will,' I said—'one more glass, it will be good for you and keep the rain out.'"
"He took off a glass of wine, and then pulled his hat over his face, and left the house. It was a dark, wet night, and the wind blew, and we heard the sound of his horse's hoofs for some time; however, I shut the door and went in, thinking over in my own mind what would be the gain of my own exertions.
"He downed a glass of wine, then pulled his hat over his face and left the house. It was a dark, rainy night, and the wind was howling. We could hear the sound of his horse's hooves for a while; however, I closed the door and went inside, reflecting on what my efforts would actually achieve."
"Well, at the appointed hour, I borrowed a chaise cart, a covered one, with what you call a head to it, and I trotted to town in it. At the appointed time I was at the corner of Grosvenor-street; it was late, and yet I waited there an hour or more before I saw any one. I walked into a little house to get a glass of spirits to keep up the warmth of the body, and when I came out again, I saw some one standing at my horse's head. I immediately went up.
"Well, at the scheduled time, I rented a covered carriage with a canopy and drove it into town. At the appointed hour, I was at the corner of Grosvenor Street; it was late, and yet I waited there for over an hour before I saw anyone. I stepped into a small place to grab a drink to keep warm, and when I came out, I noticed someone standing by my horse's head. I immediately approached."
"'Oh, you are here,' he said.
"'Oh, you're here,' he said."
"'Yes I am,' said I, 'I have been here the Lord knows how long. Are you ready?'
"'Yes, I am,' I said, 'I've been here for a long time, who knows how long. Are you ready?'"
"'Yes, I am; come,' said he, as he got into the cart—'come to the place I shall tell you—I shall only get her into the cart, and you must do the rest.'
"'Yes, I am; come,' he said as he climbed into the cart—'come to the place I'll show you—I just need to get her into the cart, and then you have to take it from there.'"
"'You'll come back with me; I shall want help on the road, and I have no one with me.'
"'You’ll come back with me; I need help on the road, and I don’t have anyone with me.'"
"'Yes, I will come with you, and manage the girl, but you must drive, and take all the casualties of the road, for I shall have enough to do to hold her and keep her from screaming when she does awake.'
"'Yes, I'll go with you and take care of the girl, but you have to drive and handle all the bumps along the way, because I’ll have my hands full trying to keep her quiet when she wakes up.'"
"'What! is she asleep?'
"Wait! Is she asleep?"
"'I have given her a small dose of laudanum, which will cause her to sleep comfortably for an hour or two, but the cold air and disturbance will most probably awaken her at first.'
"'I've given her a small dose of laudanum, which will help her sleep comfortably for an hour or two, but the cold air and noise will likely wake her up at first.'"
"'Throw something over her, and keep her warm, and have something ready to thrust into her mouth, in case she takes to screaming, and then you are all right.'
"'Throw something over her to keep her warm, and have something ready to shove into her mouth if she starts screaming, and then you'll be all set.'"
"'Good,' he replied: 'now wait here. I am going to yon house. When I have entered, and disappeared several minutes, you may quietly drive up, and take your station on the other side of the lamp-post.'
"'Good,' he replied, 'now wait here. I'm going to that house over there. Once I've gone inside and been gone for a few minutes, you can calmly drive up and take your spot on the other side of the lamp-post.'"
"As he spoke he got out, and walked to a large house, which he entered softly, and left the door ajar; and after he had gone in, I walked the horse quietly up to the lamp-post, and as I placed it, the horse and front of the cart were completely in the dark. I had scarcely got up to the spot, when the door opened, and he looked out to see if anybody was passing. I gave him the word, and out he came, leaving the door, and came with what looked like a bundle of clothes, but which was the young girl and some clothes he had brought with him.
As he spoke, he got out and walked to a large house. He entered quietly, leaving the door slightly open. After he went in, I quietly led the horse up to the lamp post, and as I positioned it, the horse and the front of the cart were completely in the dark. I had barely reached the spot when the door opened, and he looked out to see if anyone was passing by. I signaled to him, and he came out, leaving the door open, carrying what looked like a bundle of clothes, but it was actually the young girl and some clothes he had brought with him.
"'Give her to me,' said I, 'and jump up and take the reins; go on as quickly as you can.'
"'Hand her over to me,' I said, 'and hop up and grab the reins; go as fast as you can.'"
"I took the girl into my arms, and handed her into the back part of the chaise, while he jumped up, and drove away. I placed the young girl in an easy position upon some hay, and stuffed the clothes under her, so as to prevent the jolting from hurting her.
"I picked up the girl and helped her into the back of the carriage, while he jumped in and drove off. I laid the young girl down comfortably on some hay and stuffed her clothes underneath her to keep her from getting jostled."
"'Well,' said I, 'you may as well come back here, and sit beside her: she is all right. You seem rather in a stew.'
"'Well,' I said, 'you might as well come back here and sit next to her: she's fine. You seem a bit flustered.'"
"'Well, I have run with her in my arms, and altogether it has flurried me.'
"'Well, I've run with her in my arms, and it has totally flustered me.'"
"'You had better have some brandy,' said I.
"You should probably have some brandy," I said.
"'No, no! don't stop.'
"'No, no! Keep going.'"
"'Pooh, pooh!' I replied, pulling up, 'here is the last house we shall come to, to have a good stiff tumbler of hot brandy and water. Come, have you any change—about a sovereign will do, because I shall want change on the road? Come, be quick.'
"'Pooh, pooh!' I said, stopping, 'this is the last house we'll reach to get a nice strong drink of hot brandy and water. Come on, do you have any change—about a pound will be fine, because I’ll need some change for the trip? Hurry up.'"
"He handed me a sovereign, saying—
"He handed me a gold coin, saying—
"'Don't you think it's dangerous to stop—we may be watched, or she may wake.'
"'Don't you think it's risky to stop—we could be watched, or she might wake up.'"
"'Not a bit of it. She snores too loudly to wake just now, and you'll faint without the cordial; so keep a good look-out upon the wench, and you will recover your nerves again.'
"'Not at all. She snores too loudly to wake up right now, and you'll faint without the tonic; so keep a close eye on the girl, and you'll regain your composure.'"
"As I spoke I jumped out, and got two glasses of brandy and water, hot, strong, and sweet, I had in about two minutes made, out of the house.
"As I talked, I jumped up and quickly got two glasses of hot, strong, and sweet brandy and water. I had made them in about two minutes and was out of the house."
"'Here,' said I, 'drink—drink it all up—it will make your eyes start out of your head.'
"'Here,' I said, 'drink—drink it all—it will make your eyes pop out of your head.'"
"I spoke the truth, for what with my recommendations, and his nervousness and haste, he drank nearly half of it at a gulp.
"I told the truth, because with my suggestions, and his anxiety and eagerness, he downed almost half of it in one go."
"I shall never forget his countenance. Ha! ha! ha! I can't keep my mirth to myself. Just imagine the girl inside a covered cart, all dark, so dark that you could hardly see the outline of the shadow of a man, and then imagine, if you can, a pair of keen eyes, that shone in the dark like cat's eyes, suddenly give out a flash of light, and then turn round in their sockets, showing the whites awfully, and then listen to the fall of the glass, and see him grasp his throat with one hand, and thrust the other hand into his stomach. There was a queer kind of voice came from his throat, and then something like a curse and a groan escaped him.
I will never forget his face. Ha! Ha! Ha! I can’t contain my laughter. Just picture the girl inside a covered wagon, completely in the dark, so dark that you could barely make out the shape of a man’s shadow. Then, if you can, imagine a pair of sharp eyes that sparkled in the dark like a cat’s eyes, suddenly flashing with light, and then rolling back in their sockets, showing the whites terrifyingly. Then listen to the sound of the glass breaking and watch him clutch his throat with one hand while shoving the other hand into his stomach. A strange voice came from his throat, followed by what sounded like a curse and a groan.
"'Damn it,' said I, 'what is the matter now?—you've upset all the liquor—you are very nervous—you had better have another dose.'
"Damn it," I said, "what’s wrong now? You’ve messed up all the drinks—you seem really jumpy—you should probably take another dose."
"'No more—no more,' he said faintly and huskily, 'no more—for God's sake no more. I am almost choked—my throat is scalded, and my entrails on fire!'
"'No more—no more,' he said weakly and hoarsely, 'no more—for God's sake, no more. I'm almost choking—my throat burns, and my insides feel like they're on fire!'"
"'I told you it was hot,' said I.
"I told you it was hot," I said.
"'Yes, hot, boiling hot—go on. I'm mad with pain—push on.'
"'Yes, hot, really hot—keep going. I'm in so much pain—just keep pushing.'"
"'Will you have any water, or anything to cool your throat?' said I.
"'Do you want some water or something to cool your throat?' I asked."
"'No, no—go on.'
"'No, no—continue.'"
"'Yes,' said I, 'but the brandy and water is hot; however, it's going down very fast now—very fast indeed, here is the last mouthful;' and as I said so, I gulped it down, returned with the one glass, and then paid for the damage.
"'Yeah,' I said, 'but the brandy and water is warm; still, it's going down really quickly now—super fast, in fact, here’s the last sip;' and as I said that, I gulped it down, came back with the one glass, and then paid for the damage."
"This did not occupy five minutes, and away we came along the road at a devil of a pace, and we were all right enough; my friend behind me got over his scald, though he had a very sore gullet, and his intestines were in a very uncomfortable state; but he was better. Away we rattled, the ground rattling to the horse's hoofs and the wheels of the vehicle, the young girl still remaining in the same state of insensibility in which she had first been brought out. No doubt she had taken a stronger dose of the opium than she was willing to admit. That was nothing to me, but made it all the better, because she gave the less trouble, and made it safer. We got here easy enough, drove slap up to the door, which was opened in an instant, jumped out, took the girl, and carried her in. When once these doors are shut upon any one, they may rest assured that it is quite a settled thing, and they don't get out very easy, save in a wooden surtout; indeed, I never lost a boarder by any other means; we always keep one connection, and they are usually so well satisfied, that they never take any one away from us. Well, well! I carried her indoors, and left her in a room by herself on a bed. She was a nice girl—a handsome girl, I suppose people would call her, and had a low, sweet, and plaintive voice. But enough of this.
This didn't take more than five minutes, and we zoomed down the road at a crazy speed, and we were doing fine; my friend behind me got over his burn, although he had a really sore throat, and his stomach was feeling pretty bad; but he was getting better. We sped along, the ground shaking under the horse's hooves and the wheels of the carriage, while the young girl still remained in the same state of unconsciousness as when she had first been brought out. No doubt she had taken a stronger dose of opium than she wanted to admit. That didn't bother me at all; in fact, it was better because it meant she caused less trouble and made things safer. We got there easily, drove right up to the door, which opened instantly, jumped out, grabbed the girl, and carried her inside. Once those doors are closed on someone, they can be sure it’s a done deal, and they don’t get out easily, except in a wooden box; actually, I’ve never lost a guest any other way; we always maintain one connection, and they are usually so satisfied that they never take anyone away from us. Anyway, I carried her indoors and left her in a room by herself on a bed. She was a lovely girl—people would probably call her beautiful—and had a soft, sweet, and mournful voice. But enough of that.
"'She's all right,' said I, when I returned to this room, 'It's all right—I have left her.'
"'She's fine,' I said when I got back to this room, 'It's all good—I’ve left her.'"
"'She isn't dead,' he inquired, with much terror.
"'She isn't dead,' he asked, very frightened."
"'Oh! no, no! she is only asleep, and has not woke up yet from the effects of the laudanum. Will you now give me one year's pay in advance?'
"'Oh! no, no! She is just asleep and hasn't woken up yet from the laudanum. Can you give me one year's pay in advance now?'"
"'Yes,' he replied, as he handed the money, and the remainder of the bonds. 'Now, how am I to do about getting back to London to-night?'
"'Yes,' he said, as he handed over the money and the rest of the bonds. 'So, how do I get back to London tonight?'"
"'You had better remain here.'
"'You should stay here.'"
"'Oh, no! I should go mad too, if I were to remain here; I must leave here soon.'
"'Oh, no! I'd go crazy too if I stayed here; I need to leave soon.'"
"'Well, will you go to the village inn?'
"'So, are you going to the village inn?'"
"'How far is that off?'
"'How far away is that?'"
"'About a mile—you'll reach it easy enough; I'll drive you over for the matter of that, and leave you there. I shall take the cart there.'
"About a mile—you'll get there easily enough; I'll drive you over for that, and drop you off. I’ll take the cart there."
"'Very well, let it be so; I will go. Well, well, I am glad it is all over, and the sooner it is over for ever, the better. I am truly sorry for her, but it cannot be helped. It will kill her, I have no doubt; but that is all the better: she will escape the misery consequent upon her departure, and release us from a weight of care.'
"'Alright, let’s do it; I will go. Good, good, I’m glad it’s finally over, and the sooner it’s all done for good, the better. I really feel bad for her, but there’s nothing that can be done. It’s going to be hard on her, no doubt; but that’s actually a good thing: she’ll avoid the suffering that comes with leaving, and it will lift a heavy burden off us.'"
"'So it will,' said I 'but come, we must go at once, if going you are.'
"'So it will,' I said. 'But come on, we need to go right now, if you're coming.'"
"'Yes, yes,' he said hurriedly.
"Yeah, yeah," he said quickly.
"'Well then, come along; the horse is not yet unharnessed, and if we do not make haste, we shall be too late to obtain a lodging for the night.'
"'Well then, let's go; the horse isn't unharnessed yet, and if we don't hurry, we'll be too late to find a place to sleep for the night.'"
"'That is very good,' he said, somewhat wildly: 'I am quite ready—quite.'
"'That's really great,' he said, somewhat frantically: 'I'm totally ready—absolutely.'"
"We left the house, and trotted off to the inn at a good rate, where we arrived in about ten minutes or less, and then I put up the horse, and saw him to the inn, and came back as quick as I could on foot. 'Well, well,' I thought, 'this will do, I have had a good day of it—paid well for business, and haven't wanted for sport on the road.'
"We left the house and made our way to the inn at a good pace, arriving in about ten minutes or less. I put the horse up and took him to the inn, then hurried back on foot as quickly as I could. 'Well, well,' I thought, 'this has been a good day—got paid well for work and had my share of fun along the way.'"
"Well, I came to the conclusion that if the whole affair was to speedily end, it would be more in my pocket than if she were living, and she would be far happier in heaven than here, Mr. Todd."
"Well, I realized that if this whole situation wrapped up quickly, it would benefit me more than if she were still alive, and she'd be much happier in heaven than here, Mr. Todd."
"Undoubtedly," said Mr. Sweeney Todd, "undoubtedly, that is a very just observation of yours."
"Definitely," said Mr. Sweeney Todd, "definitely, that's a really valid point you've made."
"Well, then, I set to work to find out how the matter could be managed, and I watched her until she awoke. She looked around her, and seemed much surprised and confused, and did not seem to understand her position, while I remained at hand."
"Well, I got to work figuring out how to handle the situation, and I kept an eye on her until she woke up. She looked around and seemed really surprised and confused, not really understanding what was going on, while I stayed nearby."
"She sighed deeply, and put her hand to her head, and appeared for a time to be quite unable to comprehend what had happened to her, or where she was. I sent some tea to her, as I was not prepared to execute my purpose, and she seemed to recover, and asked some questions, but my man was dumb for the occasion, and would not speak, and the result was, she was very much frightened. I left her so for a week or two, and then, one day, I went into her cell. She had greatly altered in her appearance, and looked very pale.
She sighed deeply, put her hand to her head, and for a while seemed completely unable to understand what had happened to her or where she was. I sent her some tea since I wasn't ready to follow through with my plans, and she seemed to recover and started asking questions, but my guy was silent at that moment and wouldn’t say anything, which made her very scared. I left her like that for a week or two, and then one day, I went into her cell. She had changed a lot and looked really pale.
"'Well,' said I, 'how do you find yourself, now?'
"'Well,' I said, 'how are you feeling now?'"
"She looked up into my face, and shuddered; but she said in a calm voice, looking round her—
"She looked up at my face and shuddered; but she said in a calm voice, glancing around her—
"'Where am I?'
"Where am I?"
"'You are here!' said I, 'and you'll be very comfortable if you only take on kindly, but you will have a strait waistcoat put on you if you do not.'
"'You are here!' I said, 'and you'll be very comfortable if you just accept it, but you’ll end up in a straitjacket if you don’t.'"
"'Good God!' she exclaimed, clasping her hands, 'have they put me here—in—in—'
"'Oh my God!' she exclaimed, clasping her hands. 'Have they put me here—in—in—'
"She could not finish the sentence, and I supplied the word which she did not utter, and then she screamed loudly—
"She couldn't finish the sentence, so I provided the word she didn't say, and then she screamed loudly—
"'Come,' said I, 'this will never do; you must learn to be quiet, or you'll have fearful consequences.'
"'Come on,' I said, 'this isn't going to work; you need to learn to be quiet, or there will be serious consequences.'"
"'Oh mercy, mercy! I will do no wrong! What have I done that I should be brought here?—what have I done? They may take all I have if they will let me live in freedom. I care not where or how poor I may be. Oh, Henry! Henry!—if you knew where I was, would you not fly to my rescue? Yes, you would, you would!'
"'Oh mercy, mercy! I won't do anything wrong! What have I done to deserve being brought here?—what have I done? They can take everything I have if they'll just let me live in freedom. I don't care how poor I might be or where I am. Oh, Henry! Henry!—if you knew where I was, wouldn't you rush to help me? Yes, you would, you would!'"
"'Ah,' said I, 'there is no Henry here, and you must be content to do without one.'
"'Ah,' I said, 'there's no Henry here, and you’ll have to be okay with that.'"
"'I could not have believed that my brother would have acted such a base part. I did not think him wicked, although I knew him to be selfish, mean, and stern, yet I did not think he intended such wickedness; but he thinks to rob me of all my property; yes, that is the object he has in sending me here.'
"I never would have believed my brother would do something so low. I didn't think he was evil, even though I knew he was selfish, petty, and harsh; I just didn't believe he meant to be so malicious. But he plans to take all my property from me; yes, that's the reason he sent me here."
"'No doubt,' said I.
"Definitely," I said.
"'Shall I ever get out?' she inquired, in a pitiful tone; 'do not say my life is to be spent here!'
"'Will I ever get out?' she asked, in a pitiful tone; 'please don’t say my life is going to be spent here!'"
"'Indeed it is,' said I; 'while he lives, you will never leave these walls.'
"'You're right,' I said; 'as long as he's alive, you won't be leaving these walls.'"
"'He shall not attain his end, for I have deeds about me that he will never be able to obtain; indeed, he may kill me, but he cannot benefit by my death.'
"'He won't reach his goal, because I have things in my possession that he will never get; in fact, he might kill me, but he won't gain anything from my death.'"
"'Well,' said I, 'it serves him right. And how did you manage that matter? how did you contrive to get the deeds away?'
"'Well,' I said, 'he got what he deserved. So how did you handle that? How did you manage to get the deeds away?'"
"'Never mind that; it is a small deed, and I have secured it. I did not think he would have done this thing; but he may yet relent. Will you aid me? I shall be rich, and can pay you well.'
"'Forget that; it's a small task, and I've taken care of it. I didn’t think he would go through with this; but he might still change his mind. Will you help me? I’ll be wealthy, and I can pay you handsomely.'"
"'But your brother,' said I.
"'But your brother,' I said."
"'Oh, he is rich without mine, but he is over-avaricious; but say you will help me—only help me to get out, and you shall be no loser by the affair.'
"'Oh, he’s wealthy without me, but he’s way too greedy; but just say you’ll help me—just help me get out, and you won’t lose anything from this deal.'"
"'Very well,' said I. 'Will you give me this deed as a security that you will keep your word?'
"'Sure,' I said. 'Will you give me this deed as a guarantee that you'll keep your promise?'"
"'Yes,' she replied, drawing forth the deed—a small parchment—from her bosom. 'Take it; and now let me out. You shall be handsomely rewarded.'
"'Yes,' she replied, pulling out the deed—a small piece of parchment—from her chest. 'Take it; and now let me out. You'll be well rewarded.'"
"'Ah!' said I; 'but you must allow me first to settle this matter with my employers. You must really be mad. We do not hear of young ladies carrying deeds and parchments about them when they are in their senses.'
"'Ah!' I said; 'but you have to let me first sort this out with my employers. You must be joking. We don’t usually see young women carrying around deeds and documents when they’re in their right minds.'"
"'You do not mean to betray me?' she said, springing up wildly and rushing towards the deed, which I carefully placed in my breast coat-pocket.
"'You don't actually plan to betray me?' she said, jumping up anxiously and rushing towards the document, which I had carefully tucked into my coat pocket."
"'Oh dear no! but I shall retain the deed, and speak to your brother about this matter.'
"'Oh no! But I will keep the deed and talk to your brother about this."
"'My God! my God!' she exclaimed, and then she sank back on her bed, and in another moment she was covered with blood. She had burst a blood-vessel. I sent for a surgeon and physician, and they both gave it as their opinion that she could not be saved, and that a few hours would see the last of her. This was the fact. She was dead before another half hour, and then I sent to the authorities for the purpose of burial; and, producing the certificate of the medical men, I had no difficulty, and she was buried all comfortably without any trouble.
"'My God! my God!' she cried, and then she fell back onto her bed, and in a moment, she was covered in blood. She had burst a blood vessel. I called for a surgeon and a doctor, and they both agreed that she couldn't be saved, and that she only had a few hours left. This was the truth. She was dead within another half hour, so I contacted the authorities for her burial; and, presenting the medical certificates, I had no trouble, and she was buried peacefully without any hassle.
"'Well,' thought I, 'this is a very comfortable affair; but it will be more profitable than I had any idea of, and I must get my first reward first, and if there should be any difficulty, I have the deed to fall back upon. He came down next day, and appeared with rather a long face.
"'Well,' I thought, 'this is pretty comfortable; but it’s going to be more rewarding than I expected, so I need to get my first payment first. If there are any issues, I still have the contract to rely on.' He came down the next day looking somewhat serious."
"'Well,' said he, 'how do matters go on here?'
"'Well,' he said, 'how are things going here?'"
"'Very well,' said I, 'how is your throat?'
"'Alright,' I said, 'how's your throat?'"
"I thought he cast a malicious look at me, as much as to imply he laid it all to my charge.
"I thought he shot me a nasty look, almost like he was saying it was all my fault."
"'Pretty well,' he replied; 'but I was ill for three days. How is the patient?'
"'Pretty well,' he replied; 'but I was sick for three days. How is the patient?'"
"'As well as you could possibly wish,' said I.
"As well as you could possibly want," I said.
"'She takes it kindly, eh? Well, I hardly expected it—but no matter. She'll be a long while on hand, I perceive. You haven't tried the frightening system yet, then?'
"'She takes it well, huh? I didn’t really expect that—but whatever. I can see she’ll be around for a while. You haven’t tried the scary approach yet, have you?'"
"'Hadn't any need,' I replied, putting the certificate of her burial in his hand, and he jumped as if he had been stung by an adder, and turned pale; but he soon recovered, and smiled complaisantly as he said—
"'I didn't need it,' I replied, handing him the burial certificate, and he jumped like he had been stung by a snake, paling immediately; but he quickly regained his composure and smiled politely as he said—
"'Ah! well, I see you have been diligent, but I should have liked to have seen her, to have asked her about a missing deed; but no matter.'
"'Ah! well, I see you've been busy, but I would have liked to see her, to ask her about a missing deed; but it's fine either way.'"
"'Now about the two hundred pounds,' said I.
"'Now regarding the two hundred pounds,' I said."
"'Why,' said he, 'I think one will do when you come to consider what you have received, and the short space of time and all: you had a year's board in advance.'
"'Why,' he said, 'I think one is enough when you think about what you’ve received and the short amount of time involved: you had a year's worth of board paid in advance.'"
"'I know I had; but because I have done more than you expected, and in a shorter time, instead of giving me more, you have the conscience to offer me less.'
"I know I did; but because I've done more than you expected, and in less time, instead of giving me more, you have the nerve to offer me less."
"'No, no, not the—the—what did you call it?—we'll have nothing said about that,—but here is a hundred pounds, and you are well paid.'
"'No, no, not the—the—what do you call it?—we won't discuss that,—but here is a hundred pounds, and you're well compensated.'"
"'Well,' said I, taking the money, 'I must have five hundred pounds at any rate, and unless you give it me, I will tell other parties where a certain deed is to be found.'
"'Well,' I said, taking the money, 'I need at least five hundred pounds, and if you don't give it to me, I'll let others know where to find a certain deed.'"
"'What deed?'
'What action?'
"'The one you were alluding to. Give me four hundred more, and you shall have the deeds.'
"'The one you were talking about. Give me four hundred more, and you'll get the deeds.'"
"After much conversation and trouble he gave it to me, and I gave him the deed, with which he was well pleased, but looked hard at the money, and seemed to grieve at it very much.
"After a lot of talking and hassle, he handed it over to me, and I gave him the deed, which made him happy, but he stared at the money, and it seemed to really bother him."
"Since that time I have heard that he was challenged by his sister's lover, and they went out to fight a duel, and he fell—and died. The lover went to the continent, where he has since lived.
"Since then, I've heard that he was challenged by his sister's boyfriend, and they went out to duel, and he fell—and died. The boyfriend went to the continent, where he has lived ever since."
"Ah," said Sweeney Todd, "you have had decidedly the best of this affair: nobody gained anything but you."
"Ah," said Sweeney Todd, "you definitely came out on top in this situation: no one gained anything except you."
"Nobody at all that I know of, save distant relations, and I did very well; but then, you know, I can't live upon nothing: it costs me something to keep my house and cellar, but I stick to business, and so I shall as long as business sticks to me."
"Honestly, I don’t know anyone except for some distant relatives, and I did pretty well; but, you see, I can’t survive on nothing: it takes money to maintain my home and my cellar, but I stay committed to my work, and I will as long as my work stays committed to me."
CHAPTER XXIV.
COLONEL JEFFERY MAKES ANOTHER EFFORT TO COME AT SWEENEY TODD'S SECRET.
If we were to say that Colonel Jeffery was satisfied with the state of affairs as regarded the disappearance of his friend Thornhill, or that he made up his mind now contentedly to wait until chance, or the mere progress of time, blew something of a more defined nature in his way, we should be doing that gentleman a very great injustice indeed. On the contrary, he was one of those chivalrous persons who when they do commence anything, take the most ample means to bring it to a conclusion, and are not satisfied that they have made one great effort, which, having failed, is sufficient to satisfy them. Far from this, he was a man who, when he commenced any enterprise, looked forward to but one circumstance that could possibly end it, and that was its full and complete accomplishment in every respect; so that in this affair of Mr. Thornhill, he certainly did not intend by any means to abandon it. But he was not precipitate. His habits of military discipline, and the long life he had led in camps, where anything in the shape of hurry and confusion is much reprobated, made him pause before he decided upon any particular course of action; and this pause was not one contingent upon a belief, or even a surmise in the danger of the course that suggested itself, for such a consideration had no effect whatever upon him; and if some other mode had suddenly suggested itself, which, while it placed his life in the most imminent peril, would have seemed more likely to accomplish his object, it would have been at once most gladly welcomed. And now, therefore, he set about thinking deeply over what could possibly be done further in a matter that as yet appeared to be involved in the most profound of possible mysteries. That the barber's boy, who had been addressed by him, and by his friend, the captain, knew something of an extraordinary character, which fear prevented him from disclosing, he had no doubt, and, as the colonel remarked—
If we were to say that Colonel Jeffery was okay with how things stood regarding the disappearance of his friend Thornhill, or that he decided to patiently wait for chance or time to bring something more clear his way, we’d be doing him a huge injustice. On the contrary, he was one of those noble individuals who, when they start something, take every possible step to see it through and aren’t satisfied with just one big effort that fails. Far from it, he was a man who, when he began any project, looked forward only to one outcome: its complete and total success in every way. So in the matter of Mr. Thornhill, he certainly had no intention of giving up. But he wasn’t hasty. His military discipline and the long time he spent in camps, where hurry and chaos are strongly discouraged, made him careful before he chose a specific course of action. This pause wasn’t because he believed or even suspected that the suggested course was dangerous; that consideration had no impact on him. If another option had suddenly come to mind that, while putting his life at serious risk, seemed more likely to achieve his goal, he would have embraced it eagerly. So now, he started to think deeply about what could possibly be done next in a situation that still seemed to be wrapped in the deepest mystery. He had no doubt that the barber's boy, who had been spoken to by him and his friend, the captain, knew something extraordinary that fear kept him from sharing, and as the colonel remarked—
"If fear keeps that lad silent upon the subject, fear may make him speak; and I do not see why we should not endeavour to make ourselves a match for Sweeney Todd in such a matter."
"If fear keeps that guy quiet about it, fear might also make him talk; and I don't see why we shouldn't try to stand up to Sweeney Todd in this situation."
"What do you propose then?" said the captain.
"What do you suggest then?" said the captain.
"I should say that the best plan would be, to watch the barber's shop, and take possession of the boy, as we may chance to find an opportunity of so doing."
"I think the best plan would be to keep an eye on the barber's shop and grab the boy when we get the chance."
"Carry him off?"
"Take him away?"
"Yes, certainly; and as in all likelihood his fear of the barber is but a visionary affair after all, it can easily, when we have him to ourselves, be dispelled; and then, when he finds that we can and will protect him, we shall hear all he has to say."
"Yes, definitely; and since his fear of the barber is probably just a figment of his imagination, we can easily ease it when we have him alone; and then, when he realizes that we can and will protect him, we'll hear everything he wants to share."
After some further conversation, the plan was resolved upon; and the captain and the colonel, after making a careful "reconnoissance," as they called it, of Fleet-street, found that by taking up a station at the window of a tavern, which was nearly opposite to the barber's shop, they should be able to take such effectual notice of whoever went in and came out, that they would be sure to see the boy some time during the course of the day. This plan of operations would no doubt have been greatly successful, and Tobias would have fallen into their hands, had he not, alas! for him, poor fellow, already been treated by Sweeney Todd as we have described by being incarcerated in that fearful madhouse on Peckham Rye, which was kept by so unscrupulous a personage as Fogg. And we cannot but consider that it was most unfortunate for the happiness of all those persons in whose fate we take so deep an interest—and in whom we hope, as regards the reader, we have likewise awakened a feeling of great sympathy—if Tobias had not been so infatuated as to make the search he did of the barber's house, but had waited even for twenty-four hours before doing so; in that case, not only would he have escaped the dreadful doom which had awaited him, but Johanna Oakley would have been saved from much danger which afterwards befel her. But we must not anticipate; and the fearful adventures which it was her doom to pass through, before she met with the reward of her great virtue, and her noble perseverance will speak for themselves, trumpet-tongued indeed. It was at a very early hour in the morning that the two friends took up their station at the public-house so nearly opposite to Sweeney Todd's, in Fleet street; and then, having made an arrangement with the landlord of the house, that they were to have undisturbed possession of the room as long as they liked, they both sat at the window, and kept an eye upon Todd's house. It was during the period of time there spent, that Colonel Jeffery first made the captain acquainted with the fact of his great affection for Johanna, and that in her he thought he had at length fixed his wandering fancy, and found, really, the only being with whom he thought he could, in this world taste the sweets of domestic life, and know no regret.
After some more discussion, they agreed on a plan; and the captain and the colonel, after doing a careful "reconnaissance," as they called it, of Fleet Street, discovered that if they positioned themselves at the window of a tavern almost directly across from the barber's shop, they would be able to effectively notice everyone who entered and exited, ensuring they would see the boy at some point during the day. This strategy would have likely worked well, and Tobias would have fallen into their hands, if he had not, unfortunately for him, been locked up by Sweeney Todd in that dreadful madhouse on Peckham Rye, run by the unscrupulous Fogg. It's hard not to see how unfortunate it was for the happiness of all those involved in this story—and we hope that, as for the reader, we have stirred up feelings of great sympathy—that if Tobias hadn't been so reckless in his search of the barber's house, but instead had waited even twenty-four hours, he would have avoided the terrible fate that awaited him, and Johanna Oakley would have been spared much danger that later came her way. But we mustn’t get ahead of ourselves; the harrowing adventures that were her destiny before she received the reward for her great virtue and noble perseverance will speak for themselves, indeed. It was very early in the morning when the two friends took their positions in the public house nearly opposite Sweeney Todd's on Fleet Street; after making arrangements with the landlord to have the room to themselves for as long as they liked, they sat by the window, keeping an eye on Todd's house. During their time there, Colonel Jeffery first shared with the captain his strong feelings for Johanna, telling him that he believed he had finally found in her the one person with whom he could enjoy the comforts of domestic life without regret.
"She is all," he said, "in beauty that the warmest imagination can possibly picture, and along with these personal charms, which certainly are most peerless, I have seen enough of her to feel convinced that she has a mind of the purest order that ever belonged to any human being in the world."
"She is everything," he said, "in beauty that the most vivid imagination can possibly create, and along with these personal charms, which are truly unmatched, I've seen enough of her to be convinced that she has a mind of the highest quality that has ever belonged to any person in the world."
"With such sentiments and feelings towards her, the wonder would be," said the captain, "if you did not love her, as you now avow you do."
"With those kinds of feelings about her, it would be surprising," said the captain, "if you didn’t love her, as you now admit you do."
"I could not be insensible to her attractions. But, understand me, my dear friend, I do not, on account of my own suddenly-conceived partiality for this young and beautiful creature, intend to commit the injustice of not trying might and main, and with heart and hand, to discover if, as she supposes, it be true that Thornhill and Mark Ingestrie be one and the same person; and when I say that I love her with a depth and a sincerity of affection that makes her happiness of greater importance to me than my own—you know, I think, enough of me to feel convinced that I am speaking only what I really feel."
"I couldn't ignore her charm. But, let me be clear, my dear friend, just because I've suddenly developed a fondness for this young and beautiful woman, I don’t intend to be unfair by not doing everything I can to find out if, as she believes, Thornhill and Mark Ingestrie are actually the same person. And when I say that I love her with a depth and sincerity that makes her happiness more important to me than my own—you know me well enough to feel assured that I'm being completely honest about my feelings."
"I can," said the captain, "and I do give you credit for the greatest possible amount of sincerity, and I feel sufficiently interested myself in the future fate of this fair young creature to wish that she may be convinced her lover is no more, and may so much better herself, as I am quite certain she would, by becoming your wife; for all we can hear of this Ingestrie seems to prove that he is not the most stable-minded of individuals the world ever produced, and perhaps not exactly the sort of man—however, of course, she may think to the contrary, and he may in all sincerity think so likewise—to make such a girl as Johanna Oakley happy."
"I can," said the captain, "and I genuinely believe you are being completely sincere. I'm also invested in the future of this lovely young woman and hope she can accept that her lover is gone. I’m sure she would be much happier by marrying you. Everything we've heard about Ingestrie suggests he's not the most stable person, and maybe not the ideal man—though, of course, she might see it differently, and he might genuinely think so too—to make someone like Johanna Oakley truly happy."
"I thank you for the kind feeling towards me, my friend, which has dictated that speech, but—"
"I appreciate your warm feelings toward me, my friend, which inspired your words, but—"
"Hush!" said the captain, suddenly, "hush! look at the barber!"
"Hush!" said the captain suddenly, "hush! Look at the barber!"
"The barber? Sweeney Todd?"
"The barber? Sweeney Todd?"
"Yes, yes, there he is; do you not see him? There he is, and he looks as if he had come off a long journey. What can he have been about, I wonder? He is draggled in mud!"
"Yes, yes, there he is; can’t you see him? There he is, and he looks like he just got back from a long trip. I wonder what he’s been up to? He’s all covered in mud!"
Yes, there was Sweeney Todd, opening his shop from the outside with a key, that after a vast amount of fumbling, he took from his pocket; and, as the captain said, he did indeed look as if he had come off a long journey, for he was draggled with mud, and his appearance altogether was such as to convince any one that he must have been out in most of the heavy rain which had fallen during the early part of the morning upon London and its suburbs. And this was just the fact, for after staying with the madhouse-keeper in the hope that the bad weather which had set in would be alleviated, he had been compelled to give up all chance of such a thing, and as no conveyance of any description was to be had, he enjoyed the pleasure, if it could be called such, of walking home up to his knees in the mud of that dirty neighbourhood. It was, however, some satisfaction to him to feel that he had got rid of Tobias, who, from what he had done as regarded the examination of the house, had become extremely troublesome indeed, and perhaps the most serious enemy that Sweeney Todd had ever had.
Yes, there was Sweeney Todd, unlocking his shop from the outside with a key that he fumbled with for a while before finally pulling it out of his pocket. As the captain noted, he really did look like he had just returned from a long trip; he was covered in mud, and his overall appearance was enough to make anyone believe he must have been caught in most of the heavy rain that fell earlier that morning in London and its suburbs. And this was exactly the case, because after staying with the madhouse-keeper, hoping the bad weather would let up, he ended up having to give up all hopes of that happening. Since there was no transportation available, he had the enjoyable experience—if you could call it that—of walking home up to his knees in the mud of that filthy neighborhood. However, he did take some comfort in the fact that he'd managed to get rid of Tobias, who, due to his actions regarding the inspection of the house, had become extremely annoying and possibly the biggest threat Sweeney Todd had ever faced.
"Ha!" he said, as he came within sight of his shop in Fleet-street,—"ha! Master Tobias is safe enough; he will give me no more trouble, that is quite clear. What a wonderfully convenient thing it is to have such a friend as Fogg, who for a consideration will do so much towards ridding one of an uncomfortable encumbrance. It is possible enough that that boy might have compassed my destruction. I wish I dared now chance, with the means I have for the sale of the string of pearls, joined to my other resources, leaving business, and so not be obliged to run the risk and have the trouble of another boy."
"Ha!" he said as he spotted his shop on Fleet Street. "Ha! Master Tobias is safe and sound; he won't give me any more trouble, that’s for sure. How incredibly convenient it is to have a friend like Fogg, who, for a fee, will help you get rid of an annoying burden. It’s quite possible that that boy could have led to my downfall. I wish I could take a chance with the money I have from selling the string of pearls, along with my other resources, and leave the business, so I wouldn’t have to risk or deal with another boy."
Yes, Sweeney Todd would have been glad now to shut up his shop in Fleet-street at once and for ever, but he dreaded that when John Mundel found that his customer did not come back to him to redeem the pearls, that he (John Mundel) would proceed to sell them, and that then their beauty and great worth would excite much attention, and some one might come forward who knew more about their early history than he did.
Yes, Sweeney Todd would have been happy to close his shop on Fleet Street for good, but he feared that when John Mundel realized his customer hadn’t returned to reclaim the pearls, he would go ahead and sell them. Then their beauty and high value would attract a lot of attention, and someone might show up who knew more about their history than he did.
"I must keep quiet," he thought,—"I must keep quiet; for although I think I was pretty well disguised, and it is not at all likely that any one—no, not even the acute John Mundel himself—would recognise in Sweeney Todd, the poor barber of Fleet-street, the nobleman who came from the queen to borrow £8,000 upon a string of pearls; yet there is a remote possibility of danger; and should there be a disturbance about the precious stones, it is better that I should remain in obscurity until that disturbance is completely over."
"I need to stay quiet," he thought. "I need to stay quiet; because even though I believe I was pretty well disguised, it's not likely that anyone—no, not even the sharp John Mundel himself—would recognize Sweeney Todd, the poor barber of Fleet Street, as the nobleman who came from the queen to borrow £8,000 against a string of pearls; still, there’s a slight chance of danger, and if there’s any fuss about the valuable stones, it’s best for me to stay hidden until everything blows over."
This was no doubt admirable policy on the part of Todd, who, although he found himself a rich man, had not, as many people do when they make that most gratifying and interesting discovery, forgotten all the prudence and tact that made him one of that most envied class of personages. He was some few minutes before he could get the key to turn in the lock of his street door, but at length he effected that object and disappeared from before the eyes of the colonel and his friend into his own house, and the door was instantly again closed upon him.
This was undoubtedly a smart move on Todd's part, who, even though he became a wealthy man, didn’t, like many people do when they experience that exciting and fulfilling realization, forget all the caution and skill that had helped him join that highly envied group of individuals. It took him a few minutes to get the key to turn in the lock of his front door, but eventually, he managed it and stepped out of sight of the colonel and his friend as he entered his home, and the door quickly shut behind him.
"Well," said Colonel Jeffery, "what do you think of that?"
"Well," Colonel Jeffery said, "what do you think about that?"
"I don't know what to think, further than that your friend Todd has been out of town, as the state of his boots abundantly testifies."
"I can't say much more than that your friend Todd has been away, as his boots clearly show."
"They do, indeed, and he has the appearance of having been a considerable distance, for the mud that is upon his boots is not London mud."
"They really do, and he looks like he’s come a long way, because the mud on his boots isn’t London mud."
"Certainly not; it is quite of a different character altogether. But see, he is coming out again."
"Definitely not; it's completely different. But look, he's coming out again."
Sweeney Todd strode out of his house, bareheaded now, and proceeded to take down the shutters of his shop, which, there being but three, he accomplished in a few seconds of time, and walked in again with them in his hand, along with the iron bar which had secured them, and which he had released from the inside. This was all the ceremony that took place at the opening of Sweeney Todd's shop, and the only surprise our friends, who were at the public-house window, had upon the subject was, that having a boy, he, Todd, should condescend to make himself so useful as to open his own shop. And nothing could be seen of the lad, although the hour, surely, for his attendance must have arrived; and Todd, equally surely, was not the sort of man to be so indulgent to a boy, whom he employed to make himself generally useful, as to allow him to come when all the dirty work of the early morning was over. But yet such to all appearance would seem to be the case, for presently Todd appeared with a broom in his hand, sweeping out his shop with a rapidity and a vengeance which seemed to say, that he did not perform that operation with the very best grace in the world.
Sweeney Todd stepped out of his house, now without a hat, and took down the shutters of his shop. With only three shutters to handle, he was done in just a few seconds. He walked back inside with the shutters in one hand and the iron bar that had secured them in the other, which he had also released from the inside. This small task was the only formality for the opening of Sweeney Todd's shop. The only surprise for our friends at the public house window was that, being a father, Todd would bother to open his own shop instead of having someone else do it. They couldn’t see the boy anywhere, even though it was surely time for him to be there. Todd was definitely not the kind of man to be so lenient with a boy he had employed to be generally useful, allowing him to show up only after all the messy work of the morning was done. However, it seemed that way, because soon Todd appeared with a broom in his hand, sweeping out his shop with a speed and intensity that suggested he wasn't exactly enjoying the task.
"Where can the boy be?" said the captain. "Do you know, little reason as I may really appear to have for such a supposition, I cannot help in my own mind connecting Todd's having been out of town somehow with the fact of that boy's non-appearance this morning."
"Where could the boy be?" said the captain. "You know, it might seem unreasonable for me to think this, but I can't shake the feeling that Todd being out of town is somehow linked to that boy not showing up this morning."
"Indeed!—the coincidence is curious, for such was my own thought likewise upon the occasion; and the more I do think of it, the more I feel convinced that such must be the case, and that our watch will be a fruitless one completely. Is it likely—for possible enough it is—that the villain has found out that we have been asking some questions of the boy, and has thought proper to take his life?"
"Definitely!—the coincidence is interesting, because I had the same thought at that moment; and the more I think about it, the more I’m convinced that it must be true, and that our watch will be completely pointless. Is it possible—that the villain has found out that we’ve been asking the boy some questions, and has decided to take his life?"
"Do not let us go too far," said the captain, "in mere conjecture; recollect that as yet, let us suspect what we may, we know nothing, and that the mere facts of our not being able to trace Thornhill beyond the shop of this man, will not be sufficient to found an action upon."
"Let’s not go too far in guesswork," said the captain. "Remember that, as much as we might suspect, we don’t know anything for sure. The simple fact that we can't track Thornhill beyond this man’s shop isn’t enough to build a case on."
"I know all that, and I feel how very cautious we must be; and yet to my mind the whole of the circumstances have been day by day assuming a most hideous air of probability, and I look upon Todd as a murderer already."
"I understand all that, and I can feel how careful we need to be; but in my opinion, the whole situation has been becoming more and more likely day by day, and I already see Todd as a murderer."
"Shall we continue our watch?"
"Should we keep watching?"
"I scarcely see its utility. Perchance we may see some proceedings which may interest us; but I have a powerful impression that we certainly shall not see the boy we want. But, at all events, the barber, you perceive, has a customer already."
"I hardly see its usefulness. Maybe we'll witness some events that might interest us, but I strongly feel that we definitely won't see the boy we're looking for. But, in any case, you can see that the barber already has a client."
As they looked across the way, they saw a well dressed looking man, who, from a certain air and manner which he had, could be detected not to be a Londoner. He rather resembled some substantial yeoman, who had come to town to pay or to receive money, and, as he came near to Sweeney Todd's shop he might have been observed to stroke his chin, as debating in his mind the necessity or otherwise of a shave. The debate, if it were taking place in his mind, ended by the ayes having it, for he walked into Todd's shop, being most unquestionably the first customer which he had had that morning. Situated as the colonel and his friend were, they could not see into Todd's shop, even if the door had been opened, but they saw that after the customer had been in for a few moments, it was closed, so that, had they been close to it, all the interior of the shaving establishment would have been concealed. They felt no great degree of interest in this man, who was a commonplace personage enough, who had entered Sweeney Todd's shop; but when an unreasonable time had elapsed, and he did not come out, they did begin to feel a little uneasy. And when another man, went in and was only about five minutes before he emerged, shaved, and yet the first man did not come, they knew not what to make of it, and looked at each other for some few moments in silence. At length the colonel spoke—and he did so in a tone of excitement, saying—
As they looked across the street, they saw a well-dressed man who had an air about him that made it clear he wasn’t from London. He looked more like a respectable countryman who had come to the city to handle some financial business. As he approached Sweeney Todd's shop, he seemed to be stroking his chin, contemplating whether or not he needed a shave. It appeared he decided he did, as he walked into Todd's shop, undoubtedly the first customer of the morning. From where the colonel and his friend were positioned, they couldn't see into Todd's shop, even if the door had been opened. They noticed that after the customer had been inside for a few moments, the door shut, meaning that if they had been closer, they wouldn’t have been able to see inside the shaving establishment at all. They didn't pay much attention to this ordinary-looking man who had entered Sweeney Todd's shop, but when an unusually long time passed without him coming out, they began to feel uneasy. Then, when another man went in and was out in just about five minutes, freshly shaved, and the first man still hadn’t emerged, they were puzzled and exchanged looks in silence. Finally, the colonel spoke, his tone filled with excitement, saying—
"My friend, have we waited here for nothing now? What can have become of that man whom we saw go into the barber's shop; but who, I suppose, we feel ourselves to be in a condition to take our oaths never came out?"
"My friend, have we been waiting here for nothing? What could have happened to that guy we saw go into the barber's shop? I mean, we’re absolutely certain he never came out."
"I could take my oath; and what conclusion can we come to?"
"I could swear to that; so what conclusion should we reach?"
"None, but that he met his death there; and that, let his fate be what it may, it is the same which poor Thornhill has suffered. I can endure this no longer. Do you stay here, and let me go alone."
"None, but that he died there; and that, whatever his fate is, it's the same as what poor Thornhill went through. I can't take this anymore. You stay here, and let me go alone."
"Not for worlds—you would rush into an unknown danger; you cannot know what may be the powers of mischief that man possesses. You shall not go alone, colonel, you shall not indeed; but something must be done."
"Not for anything—you would run into an unknown danger; you can't know what harmful things people are capable of. You're not going alone, colonel, you really can’t; but we have to do something."
"Agreed; and yet that something surely need not be of the desperate character you meditate."
"Agreed; but that something doesn’t have to be as desperate as you’re thinking."
"Desperate emergencies require desperate remedies; and yet I think that in this case everything is to be lost by precipitation, and nothing is to be gained. We have to do with one who, to all appearance, is keen and subtle, and if anything is to be accomplished contrary to his wishes, it is not to be done by that open career, which for its own sake, under ordinary circumstances, both you and I would gladly embrace."
"Desperate situations need desperate solutions; however, I believe that in this instance, acting rashly would only lead to failure, and nothing would be achieved. We are dealing with someone who seems sharp and cunning, and if we want to accomplish anything against his wishes, it can't be done through that direct approach, which, under normal circumstances, both you and I would happily take."
"Well, well," said the colonel, "I do not and will not say but you are right."
"Well, well," said the colonel, "I can't say you aren't right."
"I know I am—I am certain I am; and now hear me: I think we have gone quite far enough unaided in this transaction, and that it is time we drew some others into the plot."
"I know I am—I’m sure I am; and now listen to me: I think we’ve gone quite far enough on our own in this, and it’s time we brought some others into the plan."
"I do not understand what you mean."
"I don't understand what you mean."
"I will soon explain. I mean, that if in the pursuit of this enterprise, which grows each moment to my mind more serious, anything should happen to you and me, it is absolutely frightful to think that there would then be an end of it."
"I'll explain soon. I mean, if in the course of this endeavor, which is becoming more serious to me by the moment, anything were to happen to you or me, it's truly terrifying to think that it would all end there."
"True, true; and as for poor Johanna and her friend Arabella, what could they do?"
"That's true; and what about poor Johanna and her friend Arabella? What could they do?"
"Nothing, but expose themselves to great danger. Come, now, colonel, I am glad to see that we understand each other better about this business; you have heard, of course, of Sir Richard Blunt?"
"Nothing, but put themselves in serious danger. Come on now, Colonel, I'm glad to see we're on the same page about this. You've heard of Sir Richard Blunt, right?"
"Sir Richard Blunt—Blunt—oh, you mean the magistrate?"
"Sir Richard Blunt—Blunt—oh, you’re talking about the magistrate?"
"I do; and what I propose is that we have a private and confidential interview with him about the matter—that we make him possessed of all the circumstances, and take his advice what to do. The result of placing the affair in such hands will, at all events, be that if, in anything we may attempt, we may by force or fraud be overpowered, we shall not fall wholly unavenged."
"I do; and what I suggest is that we have a private and confidential meeting with him about this issue—let's share all the details and get his advice on what to do. Having someone like him involved means that if we try anything and end up being overwhelmed by force or trickery, we won't be completely left without a way to retaliate."
"Reason backs your proposition."
"Logic supports your proposal."
"I knew it would, when you came to reflect. Oh, Colonel Jeffery, you are too much a creature of impulse."
"I knew it would happen when you thought about it. Oh, Colonel Jeffery, you really act on impulse too much."
"Well," said the colonel, half jestingly, "I must say that I do not think the accusation comes well from you, for I have certainly seen you do some rather impulsive things, I think."
"Well," said the colonel, half-jokingly, "I have to say that I don't think the accusation suits you very well, because I've definitely seen you do some pretty impulsive things, I think."
"We won't dispute about that; but since you think with me upon the matter, you will have no objection to accompany me at once to Sir Richard Blunt's?"
"We won't argue about that; but since you agree with me on this, you won't mind coming with me right away to see Sir Richard Blunt?"
"None in the least; on the contrary, if anything is to be done at all, for Heaven's sake let it be done quickly. I am quite convinced that some fearful tragedy is in progress, and that, if we are not most prompt in our measures, we shall be too late to counteract its dire influence upon the fortunes of those in whom we have become deeply interested."
"Not at all; on the contrary, if anything is going to be done, for Heaven's sake, let’s do it quickly. I'm sure some awful tragedy is happening, and if we don’t act fast, we’ll be too late to prevent its bad impact on the lives of those we care about."
"Agreed, agreed! Come this way, and let us now for a brief space, at all events, leave Mr. Todd and his shop to take care of each other, while we take an effectual means of circumventing him. Why do you linger?"
"Alright, alright! Come this way, and for a little while, let's leave Mr. Todd and his shop to look after themselves while we find a way to outsmart him. Why are you hesitating?"
"I do linger. Some mysterious influence seems to chain me to the spot."
"I do stick around. Some mysterious force seems to hold me in place."
"Some mysterious fiddlestick! Why, you are getting superstitious, colonel."
"Some strange nonsense! Come on, you’re getting superstitious, Colonel."
"No, no! Well, I suppose I must come with you. Lead the way, lead the way; and believe me that it requires all my reason to induce me to give up a hope of making some important discovery by going to Sweeney Todd's shop."
"No, no! I guess I have to go with you. Go ahead, lead the way; and believe me, it takes all my willpower to give up the hope of finding something significant by visiting Sweeney Todd's shop."
"Yes, you might make an important discovery; and only suppose now that the discovery you did make was that he murdered some of his customers. If he does so, you may depend that such a man takes good care to do the deed effectually, and you might make the discovery just a little too late. You understand that?"
"Yes, you could make a crucial discovery; now imagine that what you found out was that he killed some of his customers. If he did that, you can bet he’s smart enough to cover his tracks, and you might realize your discovery just a bit too late. Do you get that?"
"I do, I do. Come along, for I positively declare, that if we see anybody else go into the barber's, I shall not be able to resist rushing forward at once, and giving an alarm."
"I do, I do. Let's go, because I seriously say that if we see anyone else go into the barber's, I won't be able to stop myself from running over and sounding the alarm."
It was certainly a good thing that the colonel's friend was not quite so enthusiastic as he was, or from what we happen actually to know of Sweeney Todd, and from what we suspect, the greatest amount of danger might have befallen Jeffery, and instead of being in a position to help others in unravelling the mysteries connected with Sweeney Todd's establishment, he might himself have been past all help, and most absolutely one of the mysteries. But such was not to be.
It was definitely a good thing that the colonel's friend wasn't as enthusiastic as he was, or based on what we know about Sweeney Todd and what we suspect, Jeffery could have faced serious danger. Instead of being able to assist others in solving the mysteries surrounding Sweeney Todd's business, he might have ended up being beyond help himself and definitely one of the mysteries. But that wasn't meant to be.
CHAPTER XXV.
TOBIAS MAKES AN ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE FROM THE MADHOUSE.
We cannot find it in our hearts to force upon the mind of the reader the terrible condition of poor Tobias. No one, certainly, of all the dramatis personæ of our tale, is suffering so much as he; and, consequently, we feel it to be a sort of duty to come to a consideration of his thoughts and feelings as he lay in that dismal cell, in the madhouse at Peckham Rye. Certainly Tobias Ragg was as sane as any ordinary Christian need wish to be, when the scoundrel, Sweeney Todd, put him into the coach to take him to Mr. Fogg's establishment; but if by any ingenious process the human intellect can be toppled from its throne, certainly that process must consist in putting a sane person into a lunatic asylum. To the imagination of a boy, too, and that boy one of vivid imagination, as was poor Tobias, a madhouse must be invested with a world of terrors. That enlarged experience which enables persons of more advanced age to shake off much of the unreal, which seemed so strangely to take up its abode in the mind of the young Tobias, had not reached him; and no wonder, therefore, that to him his present situation was one of acute and horrible misery and suffering.
We can’t bring ourselves to fully express the terrible plight of poor Tobias. No one among the characters in our story suffers as much as he does; thus, we feel it’s our responsibility to delve into his thoughts and feelings as he lies in that bleak cell in the asylum at Peckham Rye. Tobias Ragg was just as sane as any ordinary person could hope to be when the villain, Sweeney Todd, put him in the coach to take him to Mr. Fogg's place; but if there’s any clever way to destabilize a person's mind, it’s definitely by placing a sane person in a mental institution. For a boy, especially one with a vivid imagination like poor Tobias, a madhouse must be filled with all kinds of fears. That broader understanding that helps older people dismiss a lot of the unreal things that troubled young Tobias hadn’t yet developed for him; so, it’s no surprise that he found his current situation to be one of intense and terrifying misery.
He lay for a long time in the gloomy dungeon-like cell into which he had been thrust, in a kind of stupor, which might or might not be the actual precursor of insanity, although, certainly, the chances were all in favour of being so. For many hours he neither moved hand nor foot, and as it was a part of the policy of Mr. Fogg to leave well alone, as he said, he never interfered, by any intrusive offers of refreshment, with the quiet or the repose of his patients. Tobias, therefore, if he had chosen to remain as still as an Indian fakir, might have died in one position, without any remonstrances from any one. It would be quite an impossibility to describe the strange visionary thoughts and scenes that passed through the mind of Tobias during this period. It seemed as if his intellect was engulphed in the charmed waters of some whirlpool, and that all the different scenes and actions which, under ordinary circumstances, would have been clear and distinct, were mingled together in inextricable confusion. In the midst of all this, at length, he began to be conscious of one particular impression or feeling, and that was, that some one was singing in a low, soft voice, very near to him. This feeling, strange as it was in such a place, momentarily increased in volume, until at length it began in its intensity to absorb almost every other; and he gradually awakened from the sort of stupor that had come over him. Yes some one was singing. It was a female voice, he was sure of that, and as his mind became more occupied with that one subject of thought, and his perceptive faculties became properly exercised, his intellect altogether assumed a healthier tone. He could not distinguish the words that were sung, but the voice itself was very sweet and musical; and as Tobias listened, he felt as if the fever of his blood was abating, and that healthier thoughts were taking the place of those disordered fancies that had held sway within the chambers of his brain.
He lay for a long time in the gloomy, dungeon-like cell where he had been thrown, in a sort of daze that might or might not have been the start of insanity, though the odds definitely leaned in favor of it. For many hours, he didn’t move a single muscle, and since Mr. Fogg believed in leaving things alone, he never interrupted the peace or rest of his patients with any intrusive offers of food or drink. So, if Tobias had chosen to stay as still as an Indian fakir, he could have died in that position without anyone saying a word. It’s impossible to describe the strange, surreal thoughts and visions that passed through Tobias's mind during this time. It felt like his mind was caught in a whirlpool, mixing all the scenes and actions that would normally be clear and distinct into a jumbled mess. Eventually, amidst all of this, he started to notice one specific impression or feeling: someone was singing softly, very close to him. This feeling, as unusual as it was in such a place, grew louder until it almost drowned out everything else, and he gradually came out of the stupor that had overtaken him. Yes, someone was singing. He was sure it was a female voice, and as he focused more on that thought, his mind began to clear up; he felt healthier. He couldn’t make out the words being sung, but the voice was sweet and musical. As Tobias listened, he felt his feverish energy calming down, making way for healthier thoughts to replace the chaotic fancies that had dominated his mind.
"What sweet sounds!" he said. "Oh! I do hope that singing will go on. I feel happier to hear it; I do so hope it will continue. What sweet music! Oh, mother, mother, if you could but see me now!"
"What beautiful sounds!" he said. "Oh! I really hope that singing keeps going. It makes me so happy to hear it; I really hope it won't stop. What lovely music! Oh, mom, mom, if only you could see me now!"
He pressed his hands over his eyes, but he could not stop the gush of tears that came from them, and which would trickle through his fingers. Tobias did not wish to weep; but those tears, after all the horrors of the night, did him a world of good, and he felt wonderfully better after they had been shed. Moreover, the voice kept singing without intermission.
He covered his eyes with his hands, but he couldn’t stop the flood of tears that came from them and trickled through his fingers. Tobias didn’t want to cry; however, after all the horrors of the night, those tears really helped him, and he felt so much better after letting them out. Plus, the voice kept singing non-stop.
"Who can it be," thought Tobias, "that don't tire with so much of it."
"Who could it be," thought Tobias, "that doesn't get tired of so much of this?"
Still the singer continued; but now and then Tobias felt certain that a very wild note or two was mingled with the ordinary melody; and that bred a suspicion in his mind, which gave him a shudder to think of, namely, that the singer was mad.
Still, the singer continued; but every now and then Tobias was convinced that a couple of really wild notes mixed in with the usual melody. This triggered a suspicion in his mind that made him shudder to consider—that the singer might be crazy.
"It must be so," said he. "No one in their senses could or would continue for so long a period of time such strange snatches of song. Alas! alas! it is some one who is really mad, and confined for life in this dreadful place; for life do I say, am not I too confined for life here? Oh! help! help! help!"
"It has to be true," he said. "No one in their right mind could or would keep up such weird bits of song for so long. Oh no! It's definitely someone who's truly insane, locked away for life in this terrible place; for life, I say, am I not also trapped here for life? Oh! help! help! help!"
Tobias called out in so loud a tone, that the singer of the sweet strains that had for a time lulled him to composure, heard him, and the strains which had before been redolent of the softest and sweetest melody, suddenly changed to the most terrific shrieks that can be imagined. In vain did Tobias place his hands over his ears, to shut out the horrible sounds. They would not be shut out, but ran, as it were, into every crevice of his brain, nearly driving him distracted by their vehemence. But hoarser tones soon came upon his ears, and he heard the loud, rough voice of a man say—
Tobias shouted so loudly that the singer of the sweet melodies, which had momentarily calmed him, heard him. The beautiful tunes that were once filled with soft and sweet harmony abruptly turned into the most terrifying screams imaginable. Tobias tried in vain to cover his ears to block out the horrific sounds. They penetrated his mind relentlessly, nearly driving him insane with their intensity. But soon, a harsher voice reached his ears, and he heard a loud, gruff man say—
"What, do you want the whip so early this morning? The whip—do you understand that?"
"What, do you want the whip this early in the morning? The whip—do you get that?"
These words were followed by the lashing of what must have been a heavy carter's whip, and then the shrieks died away in deep groans, every one of which went to the heart of poor Tobias.
These words were followed by the crack of what had to be a heavy cart driver's whip, and then the screams faded into deep groans, each one hitting poor Tobias right in the heart.
"I can never live amid all these horrors," he said. "Oh, why don't you kill me at once? it would be much better, and much more merciful. I can never live long here. Help! help! help!"
"I can’t stand living in all this horror," he said. "Oh, why don’t you just kill me now? It would be so much better and kinder. I can't last here much longer. Help! Help! Help!"
When he shouted this word "help," it was certainly not with the most distant idea of getting any help, but it was a word that came at once uppermost to his tongue; and so he called it out with all his might, that he should attract the attention of some one; for the solitude, and the almost total darkness of the place he was in, was beginning to fill him with new dismay. There was a faint light in the cell, which made him know the difference between day and night; but where that faint light came from he could not tell, for he could see no grating or opening whatever; but yet that was in consequence of his eyes not being fully accustomed to the obscurity of the place; otherwise he would have seen that close up to the roof there was a narrow aperture, certainly not larger than any one could have passed a hand through, although of some four or five feet in length; and from a passage beyond that, there came the dim borrowed light which made darkness visible in Tobias's cell. With a kind of desperation, heedless of what might be the result, Tobias continued to call aloud for help; and after about a quarter of an hour, he heard the sound of a heavy footstep. Some one was coming; yes, surely some one was coming, and he was not to be left to starve to death. Oh, how intently he now listened to every sound, indicative of the near approach of whoever it was who was coming to his prison-house. Now he heard the lock move, and a heavy bar of iron was let down with a clanging sound.
When he shouted the word "help," he definitely didn't think he would actually get any assistance; it was just the first thing that came to his mind. So, he yelled it with all his strength, hoping to grab someone's attention because the loneliness and almost complete darkness of the place he was in started to overwhelm him. There was a faint light in the cell that let him tell day from night, but he couldn't figure out where that light was coming from since he couldn't see any grates or openings. This was partly because his eyes weren't fully adjusted to the dimness; otherwise, he would have noticed that there was a narrow opening near the ceiling, small enough for a hand to fit through but around four or five feet long. Through that gap, there was dim light filtering in from a passage beyond, making the darkness in Tobias's cell somewhat visible. In a moment of desperation, ignoring the possible consequences, Tobias kept calling for help. After about fifteen minutes, he heard a heavy footstep. Someone was coming; yes, definitely someone was coming, and he wouldn't be left to starve. Oh, how intently he listened for any sign of whoever was approaching his prison. Then he heard the lock turn, and a heavy iron bar was dropped with a loud clang.
"Help! help!" he cried again, "help! help!" for he feared that whoever it was they might even yet go away again after making so much progress to get at him. The cell door was flung open, and the first intimation that poor Tobias got of the fact of his cries having been heard, consisted in a lash with a whip, which, if it had struck him as fully as it was intended to do, would have done him serious injury.
"Help! Help!" he shouted again, "Help! Help!" because he was afraid that whoever it was might leave after getting so close to him. The cell door swung open, and the first indication that poor Tobias had that his cries were heard was a whip strike, which, if it had hit him as hard as it was meant to, would have seriously hurt him.
"So, do you want it already?" said the same voice he had before heard.
"So, do you want it now?" said the same voice he had heard before.
"Oh no—mercy! mercy!" said Tobias.
"Oh no—please! Help!" said Tobias.
"Oh, that's it now, is it? I tell you what it is, if we have any disturbance here, this is the persuader to silence that we always use: what do you think of that for an argument, eh?"
"Oh, is that how it is now? Let me tell you, if we have any trouble here, this is what we use to make people quiet: what do you think of that as an argument, huh?"
As he spoke, the man gave the whip a loud smack in the air, and confirmed the truth of the argument, by inducing poor Tobias to absolute silence; indeed the boy trembled so that he could not speak.
As he talked, the man gave the whip a sharp crack in the air and proved his point by making poor Tobias fall completely silent; in fact, the boy shook so much that he couldn't speak.
"Well, now, my man," added the fellow, "I think we understand each other. What do you want?"
"Okay, my friend," the guy said, "I think we get each other. What do you need?"
"Oh, let me go," said Tobias, "let me go. I will tell nothing. Say to Mr. Todd that I will do what he pleases, and tell nothing, only let me go out of this dreadful place. Have mercy upon me—I am not at all mad—indeed I am not."
"Oh, please let me go," said Tobias. "Let me go. I won’t say anything. Tell Mr. Todd that I'll do whatever he wants and won’t speak a word, just let me get out of this terrible place. Have mercy on me—I’m not crazy at all—really, I’m not."
The man closed the door, as he whistled a lively tune.
The man closed the door while whistling a cheerful song.
CHAPTER XXVI.
THE MADHOUSE YARD, AND TOBIAS'S NEW FRIEND.
This sudden retreat of the man was unexpected by Tobias, who at least thought it was the practice to feed people, even if they were confined to such a place; but the unceremonious departure of the keeper, without so much as mentioning anything about breakfast, began to make Tobias think that the plan by which he was to be got rid of was starvation; and yet that was impossible, for how easy it was to kill him if they felt so disposed.
This sudden retreat of the man surprised Tobias, who thought it was at least normal to feed people, even if they were stuck in a place like this; but the abrupt departure of the keeper, without mentioning anything about breakfast, started to make Tobias think that the plan for getting rid of him was starvation. Yet that seemed impossible, since it would be so easy to just kill him if they wanted to.
"Oh, no, no," he repeated to himself, "surely they will not starve me to death."
"Oh, no, no," he kept telling himself, "there's no way they're going to let me starve to death."
As he uttered these words, he heard the plaintive singing commence again; and he could not help thinking that it sounded like some requiem for the dead, and that it was a sort of signal that his hours were numbered. Despair again began to take possession of him, and despite the savage threats of the keeper, he would again have loudly called for help, had he not become conscious that there were footsteps close at hand. By dint of listening most intently he heard a number of doors opened and shut, and sometimes when one was opened there was a shriek, and the lashing of the whips, which very soon succeeded in drowning all other noises. It occurred to Tobias, and correctly too, for such was the fact, that the inmates of that most horrible abode were living, like so many wild beasts, in cages fed. Then he thought how strange it was that even for any amount of money human beings could be got to do the work of such an establishment. And by the time Tobias had made this reflection to himself, his own door was once more opened upon its rusty hinges. There was the flash of a light, and then a man came in with a water-can in his hand, to which there was a long spout, and this he placed to the mouth of Tobias, who fearing that if he did not drink then he might be a long time without, swallowed some not over-savoury ditch water, as it seemed to him, which was thus brought to him. A coarse, brown-looking, hard loaf was then thrown at his feet, and the party was about to leave his cell, but he could not forbear speaking, and in a voice of the most supplicating earnestness he said—
As he said these words, he heard the sad singing start again; he couldn't help but think it sounded like a funeral song, a sign that his time was running out. Despair took over him once more, and despite the harsh threats from the keeper, he would have loudly called for help if he hadn't realized there were footsteps nearby. By listening carefully, he heard several doors opening and closing, and often when one opened, there was a scream and the sound of whips, which quickly drowned out everything else. It came to Tobias, and rightly so, that the people in that terrible place were living like wild animals in cages, being fed. He found it strange that people were willing to do the work in such a place for any amount of money. Just then, his own door creaked open again. A light flashed, and a man entered with a water can that had a long spout. He held it to Tobias's mouth, and fearing he might be without water for a long time, Tobias drank some unpleasant-looking ditch water. Then a rough, brown, hard loaf was thrown at his feet, and just as the man was about to leave his cell, Tobias couldn't help but speak, pleading with the most earnest tone, he said—
"Oh, do not keep me here. Let me go, and I will say nothing of Todd. I will go to sea at once if you will let me out of this place, indeed I will; but I shall really go mad here!"
"Oh, please don’t keep me here. Let me go, and I won’t say anything about Todd. I’ll head to sea right away if you let me out of this place, I promise; but I might actually go crazy here!"
"Good that, Watson, ain't it?" said Mr. Fogg, who happened to be one of the party.
"Isn't that great, Watson?" said Mr. Fogg, who happened to be part of the group.
"Very good, sir. Lord bless you, the cunning of 'em is beyond anything in the world, sir; you'd be surprised at what they say to me sometimes."
"Very well, sir. God bless you, their cleverness is unlike anything else in the world, sir; you'd be amazed at what they tell me sometimes."
"But I'm not mad—indeed I'm not mad!" cried Tobias.
"But I'm not angry—really, I'm not angry!" cried Tobias.
"Oh," said Fogg, "it's a bad case I'm afraid; the strongest proof of insanity in my opinion, Watson, is the constant reiteration of the statement that he is not mad on the part of a lunatic. Don't you think it is so, Mr. Watson?"
"Oh," said Fogg, "I'm afraid it's a bad situation; in my view, Watson, the clearest sign of insanity is when someone who is crazy keeps insisting that they aren't mad. Don't you think that's true, Mr. Watson?"
"Oh, of course, sir, of course."
"Oh, of course, sir, of course."
"Ah! I thought you would be of that opinion; but I suppose as this is a mere lad, we may do without chaining him up; and, besides, you know that to-day is inspection day, when we get an old fool of a superannuated physician to make us a visit."
"Ah! I figured you’d think that way; but since this is just a kid, I guess we can let him be free; and besides, you know today is inspection day, when we have some old fool of a retired doctor come to check on us."
"Yes, sir," said Watson, with a grin, "and a report that all is well conducted."
"Yes, sir," Watson replied, grinning, "and a report that everything is running smoothly."
"Exactly. Who shall we have this time, do you think? I always give a ten guinea fee."
"Exactly. Who do you think we should have this time? I always pay a ten guinea fee."
"Why, sir, there's old Dr. Popplejoy, he's 84 years old, they say, and sand blind; he'll take it as a great compliment, he will, and no doubt we can humbug him easily."
"Why, sir, there's old Dr. Popplejoy; he's 84 years old, they say, and he’s blind as a bat. He’ll take it as a huge compliment, and I’m sure we can easily fool him."
"I dare say we may; I'll see to it; and we will have him at twelve o'clock, Watson. You will take care to have everything ready, of course, you know; make all the usual preparations."
"I believe we can; I'll handle it; and we'll have him at twelve o'clock, Watson. You'll make sure everything is ready, of course; prepare all the usual things."
Tobias was astonished that before him they chose thus to speak so freely, but despairing as he was, he little knew how completely he was in the power of Mr. Fogg, and how utterly he was shut out from all human sympathy. Tobias said nothing; but he could not help thinking that, however old and stupid the physician whom they mentioned might be, surely there was a hope that he would be able to discover Tobias's perfect sanity. But the wily Mr. Fogg knew perfectly well what he was about, and when he retired to his own room, he wrote the following note to Dr. Popplejoy, who was a retired physician, who had purchased a country house in the neighbourhood. The note will speak for itself, being as fine a specimen of hypocrisy as we can ever expect to lay before our readers—
Tobias was shocked that they felt free to talk like this in front of him, but feeling hopeless as he did, he had no idea just how much Mr. Fogg had control over him and how completely he was cut off from any human kindness. Tobias didn’t say anything, but he couldn’t help thinking that, no matter how old and foolish the doctor they mentioned might be, surely there was a chance he could recognize Tobias’s complete sanity. But the sly Mr. Fogg knew exactly what he was doing, and when he went back to his room, he wrote this note to Dr. Popplejoy, a retired doctor who had bought a house nearby. The note will speak for itself, being one of the finest examples of hypocrisy we could ever present to our readers—
"The Asylum, Peckham.
"The Asylum, Peckham."
"Sir,—Probably you may recognise my name as that of the keeper of a lunatic asylum in this neighbourhood. Consistent with a due regard for the safety of that most unhappy class of the community submitted to my care, I am most anxious, with the blessing of Divine Providence, to ameliorate as far as possible, by kindness, that most shocking of all calamities—insanity. Once a year it is my custom to call in some experienced, able, and enlightened physician to see my patients (I enclose a fee)—a physician who has nothing to do with the establishment, and therefore cannot be biassed. If you, sir, would do me the favour at about twelve o'clock to-day, to make a short visit of inspection, I shall esteem it a great honour, as well as a great favour.
"Sir,—You may know me as the director of a mental health facility in this area. In line with my responsibility for the safety of the very unhappy individuals in my care, I am eager, with the blessing of Divine Providence, to improve, as much as possible, by kindness, the terrible situation of mental illness. Once a year, I typically invite a skilled, knowledgeable, and compassionate physician to evaluate my patients (I will include a fee)—a physician who is independent of the facility, so they won't be influenced. If you would kindly visit for a brief inspection around twelve o'clock today, I would consider it a great honor and a significant favor."
"Believe me to be, sir, with the most profound respect, your most obedient and humble servant,
"Please know that I am, sir, with the utmost respect, your most obedient and humble servant,"
"O. D. Fogg."
"O. D. Fogg."
"To Dr. Popplejoy, &c."
"To Dr. Popplejoy, etc."
This note, as might be expected, brought the old purblind, superannuated Dr. Popplejoy to the asylum, and Mr. Fogg received him in due form, and with great gravity, saying, almost with tears in his eyes—
This note, as you might expect, brought the old, blind, retired Dr. Popplejoy to the asylum, and Mr. Fogg welcomed him properly, with great seriousness, saying, almost with tears in his eyes—
"My dear sir, the whole aim of my existence now, is to endeavour to soften the rigours of the necessary confinement of the insane, and I wish this inspection of my establishment to be made by you in order that I may thus for a time stand clear with the world—with my own conscience I am, of course, always clear; and if your report be satisfactory about the treatment of the unhappy persons I have here, not the slightest breath of slander can touch me."
"My dear sir, my entire purpose in life now is to try to ease the harshness of the necessary confinement for those with mental illness. I hope you will visit my facility so that I can temporarily have a clear standing with the world—my own conscience is always clear, of course; and if your report about the care of the unfortunate individuals here is positive, then not even a whisper of slander can affect me."
"Oh yes, yes," said the old garrulous physician; "I—I—very good—eugh, eugh—I have a slight cough."
"Oh yes, yes," said the old talkative doctor; "I—I—very good—ugh, ugh—I have a little cough."
"A very slight one, sir. Will you, first of all, take a look at one of the sleeping chambers of the insane?"
"A very slight one, sir. Will you, first of all, take a look at one of the bedrooms of the insane?"
The doctor agreed, and Mr. Fogg led him into a very comfortable sleeping-room, which the old gentleman declared was very satisfactory indeed, and when they returned to the apartment into which they had already been, Mr. Fogg said—
The doctor agreed, and Mr. Fogg took him into a really comfortable bedroom, which the old gentleman said was quite satisfactory. When they returned to the room they had already visited, Mr. Fogg said—
"Well then, sir, all we have to do is to bring in the patients, one by one, to you as fast as we can, so as not to occupy more of your valuable time than necessary; and any questions you ask will, no doubt, be answered, and I, being by, can give you the heads of any case that may excite your especial notice."
"Alright then, sir, all we need to do is bring in the patients, one by one, as quickly as we can, so we don’t take up more of your valuable time than necessary; and any questions you ask will definitely be answered, and I’ll be here to give you the key details of any case that might catch your particular interest."
"Exactly, exactly. I—I—quite correct. Eugh—eugh!"
"Exactly, exactly. I—I—totally agree. Ugh—ugh!"
The old man was placed in a chair of state, reposing on some very comfortable cushions; and take him altogether, he was so pleased with the ten guineas and the flattery of Mr. Fogg—for nobody had given him a fee for the last fifteen years—that he was quite ready to be the foolish tool of the madhouse-keeper in almost any way that he chose to dictate to him. We need not pursue the examination of the various unfortunates who were brought before old Dr. Popplejoy; it will suffice for us if we carry the reader through the examination of Tobias, who is our principal care, without, at the same time, detracting from the genial sympathy we must feel for all who, at that time, were subject to the tender mercies of Mr. Fogg. At about half-past twelve the door of Tobias's cell was opened by Mr. Watson, who, walking in, laid hold of the boy by the collar, and said—
The old man was seated in a comfortable chair, resting on some very cozy cushions; overall, he was quite happy with the ten guineas and the flattery from Mr. Fogg—since no one had paid him a fee in the last fifteen years—that he was totally willing to be the naive pawn of the madhouse-keeper in pretty much whatever way he wanted. We don't need to go into detail about the various unfortunate souls brought before old Dr. Popplejoy; it’s enough for us to focus on the examination of Tobias, who is our main concern, while still keeping in mind our genuine sympathy for everyone who, at that time, faced the gentle kindness of Mr. Fogg. Around twelve-thirty, Mr. Watson opened the door to Tobias's cell, walked in, grabbed the boy by the collar, and said—
"Hark you, my lad! you are going before a physician, and the less you say the better. I speak to you for your own sake; you can do yourself no good, but you can do yourself a great deal of harm. You know we keep a cart-whip here. Come along."
"Hey, kid! You're about to see a doctor, and the less you say, the better. I'm telling you this for your own good; you can't help yourself, but you could really hurt yourself. You know we have a cart whip here. Let’s go."
Tobias said not a word in answer to this piece of altogether gratuitous advice, but he made up his mind that, if the physician was not absolutely deaf, he should hear him. Before, however, the unhappy boy was taken into the room where old Dr. Popplejoy was waiting, he was washed and brushed down generally, so that he presented a much more respectable appearance than he would have done had he been ushered in in his soiled state, as he was taken from the dirty mad-house cell.
Tobias didn’t say anything in response to this completely unnecessary advice, but he decided that if the doctor wasn’t completely deaf, he would hear him out. Before the distressed boy was brought into the room where Dr. Popplejoy was waiting, he was cleaned up and brushed, so he looked much more presentable than he would have if he had been brought in looking dirty from the filthy asylum cell.
"Surely, surely," thought Tobias, "the extent of cool impudence can go no further than this; but I will speak to the physician, if my life should be sacrificed for so doing. Yes, of that I am determined."
"Surely, surely," thought Tobias, "this level of boldness can't go any further than this; but I will talk to the doctor, even if it costs me my life. Yes, I am set on that."
In another minute he was in the room, face to face with Mr. Fogg and Dr. Popplejoy.
In a minute, he was in the room, face to face with Mr. Fogg and Dr. Popplejoy.
"What—what?—eugh! eugh!" coughed the old doctor; "a boy, Mr. Fogg, a mere boy. Dear me! I—I—eugh! eugh! eugh! My cough is a little troublesome I think, to-day—eugh! eugh!"
"What—what?—ugh! ugh!" coughed the old doctor; "a boy, Mr. Fogg, just a kid. Oh dear! I—I—ugh! ugh! ugh! My cough is acting up a bit today—ugh! ugh!"
"Yes, sir," said Fogg, with a deep sigh, and making a pretence to dash a tear from his eye; "here you have a mere boy. I am always affected when I look upon him, doctor. We were boys ourselves once, you know, and to think that the divine spark of intelligence has gone out in one so young, is enough to make any feeling heart throb with agony. This lad though, sir, is only a monomaniac. He has a fancy that some one named Sweeney Todd is a murderer, and that he can discover his bad practices. On all other subjects he is sane enough; but upon that, and upon his presumed freedom from mental derangement, he is furious."
"Yes, sir," Fogg said with a deep sigh, pretending to wipe away a tear. "Here you have just a boy. I always feel affected when I see him, doctor. We were boys ourselves once, you know, and to think that the spark of intelligence has gone out in someone so young is enough to make any caring heart ache with sorrow. This boy, though, sir, is just a monomaniac. He has this idea that someone named Sweeney Todd is a murderer and that he can uncover his wrongdoings. On every other topic, he's perfectly sane; but on that idea, and on his supposed mental stability, he is completely enraged."
"It is false, sir, it is false!" said Tobias, stepping up. "Oh, sir, if you are not one of the creatures of this horrible place, I beg that you will hear me, and let justice be done."
"It’s not true, sir, it’s not true!” said Tobias, stepping forward. “Oh, sir, if you’re not one of the beings of this dreadful place, I ask that you listen to me and allow justice to be served.”
"Oh, yes—I—I—eugh! Of course—I—eugh!"
"Oh, yes—I—I—ugh! Of course—I—ugh!"
"Sir, I am not mad, but I am placed here because I have become dangerous to the safety of criminal persons."
"Sir, I'm not crazy, but I'm here because I've become a threat to the safety of criminals."
"Oh, indeed! Ah—oh—yes."
"Oh, definitely! Ah—oh—yes."
"I am a poor lad, sir, but I hate wickedness; and because I found out that Sweeney Todd was a murderer, I am placed here."
"I’m just a poor kid, sir, but I can’t stand evil; and since I discovered that Sweeney Todd was a murderer, I ended up here."
"You hear him, sir," said Fogg; "just as I said."
"You hear him, sir," Fogg said. "Just like I said."
"Oh, yes, yes. Who is Sweeney Todd, Mr. Fogg?"
"Oh, yes, yes. Who is Sweeney Todd, Mr. Fogg?"
"Oh, sir, there is no such person in the world."
"Oh, sir, that person doesn't exist."
"Ah, I thought as much—I thought as much—a sad case, a very sad case, indeed. Be calm, my little lad, and Mr. Fogg will do all that can be done for you, I'm sure."
"Ah, I figured as much—I figured as much—a sad situation, a really sad situation, for sure. Stay calm, my little guy, and Mr. Fogg will do everything he can for you, I promise."
"Oh! how can you be so foolish, sir," cried Tobias, "as to be deceived by that man, who is making a mere instrument of you to cover his own villany? What I say to you is true, and I am not mad!"
"Oh! how can you be so foolish, sir," shouted Tobias, "to be fooled by that man, who is just using you as a tool to hide his own wrongdoing? What I'm telling you is the truth, and I'm not crazy!"
"I think, Dr. Popplejoy," said Fogg, with a smile, "it would take rather a cleverer fellow than I am to make a fool of you; but you perceive, sir, that in a little while the boy would get quite furious, that he would. Shall I take him away?"
"I think, Dr. Popplejoy," Fogg said with a smile, "it would take someone much smarter than me to trick you; but you see, sir, that the boy will get really angry soon, he will. Should I take him away?"
"Yes, yes—poor fellow!"
"Yeah, yeah—poor guy!"
"Hear me—oh, hear me," shrieked Tobias. "Sir, on your death-bed you may repent this day's work—I am not mad—Sweeney Todd is a murderer—he is a barber in Fleet-street—I am not mad!"
"Hear me—oh, hear me," yelled Tobias. "Sir, on your deathbed you might regret what you did today—I’m not crazy—Sweeney Todd is a murderer—he’s a barber on Fleet Street—I’m not crazy!"
"It's melancholy, sir, is it not?" said Fogg, as he again made an effort to wipe away a tear from his eyes. "It's very melancholy."
"It's sad, isn't it?" Fogg said as he tried once more to wipe away a tear from his eyes. "It’s really sad."
"Oh! very, very."
"Oh! so, so."
"Watson, take away poor Tobias Ragg, but take him very gently, and stay with him a little, in his nice comfortable room, and try to soothe him; speak to him of his mother, Watson, and get him round if you can. Alas, poor child! my heart quite bleeds to see him. I am not fit exactly for this life, doctor, I ought to be made of sterner stuff, indeed I ought."
"Watson, please take poor Tobias Ragg away, but be gentle with him, and stay with him for a bit in his cozy room. Try to calm him down; talk to him about his mother, and see if you can help him. Oh, that poor kid! It breaks my heart to see him like this. I'm not really cut out for this life, doctor; I should be made of tougher stuff, that's for sure."
"Well," said Mr. Watson, as he saluted poor Tobias with a kick outside the door, "what a deal of good you have done!"
"Well," said Mr. Watson, as he greeted poor Tobias with a kick outside the door, "what a lot of good you’ve done!"
The boy's patience was exhausted; he had borne all that he could bear, and this last insult maddened him. He turned with the quickness of thought, and sprang at Mr. Watson's throat. So sudden was the attack, and so completely unprepared for it was that gentleman, that down he fell in the passage, with such a blow of his head against the stone floor that he was nearly insensible; and, before anybody could get to his assistance, Tobias had so pommelled and clawed his face, that there was scarcely a feature discernible, and one of his eyes seemed to be in fearful jeopardy. The noise of this assault soon brought Mr. Fogg to the spot, as well as old Dr. Popplejoy, and the former tore Tobias from his victim, whom he seemed intent upon murdering.
The boy's patience ran out; he had put up with all he could take, and this last insult drove him over the edge. He turned as quickly as a thought and lunged at Mr. Watson's throat. The attack was so sudden and Mr. Watson was so unprepared that he fell in the hallway, hitting his head on the stone floor hard enough to nearly knock him out. Before anyone could help, Tobias had pummeled and scratched his face so much that hardly any of his features were recognizable, and one of his eyes looked seriously injured. The noise from the scuffle quickly brought Mr. Fogg and old Dr. Popplejoy to the scene, and Mr. Fogg pulled Tobias away from his victim, who he seemed determined to kill.
CHAPTER XXVII.
THE CONSULTATION OF COLONEL JEFFERY WITH THE MAGISTRATE.
The advice which his friend had given to Colonel Jeffery was certainly the very best that could have been tendered to him; and, under the whole of these circumstances, it would have been something little short of absolute folly to have ventured into the shop of Sweeney Todd without previously taking every possible precaution to ensure the safety of so doing. Sir Richard was within when they reached his house, and, with the acuteness of a man of business, he at once entered into the affair. As the colonel, who was the spokesman, proceeded, it was evident that the magistrate became deeply interested. Colonel Jeffery concluded by saying—
The advice that his friend gave to Colonel Jeffery was definitely the best he could have received; and given all the circumstances, it would have been sheer madness to enter Sweeney Todd's shop without taking every possible precaution to ensure safety. When they arrived at Sir Richard's house, he was inside and, with the sharp instincts of a businessman, immediately got involved in the matter. As the colonel, who was speaking for them, continued, it was clear that the magistrate became very interested. Colonel Jeffery wrapped up by saying—
"You will thus, at all events, perceive that there is great mystery somewhere."
"You'll definitely see that there’s a big mystery hidden somewhere."
"And guilt, I should say," replied the magistrate.
"And guilt, I should add," replied the magistrate.
"You are of that opinion, Sir Richard?"
"You think so, Sir Richard?"
"I am, most decidedly."
"I definitely am."
"Then what would you propose to do? Believe me, I do not ask out of any idle curiosity, but from a firm faith, that what you set about will be accomplished in a satisfactory manner."
"Then what do you suggest we do? Trust me, I'm not asking just out of curiosity; I genuinely believe that whatever you decide to do will get done well."
"Why, in the first place, I shall certainly go and get shaved at Todd's shop."
"Well, for starters, I’m definitely going to get shaved at Todd's shop."
"You will venture that?"
"Are you going to try that?"
"Oh, yes; but do not fancy that I am so headstrong and foolish as to run any unnecessary risks in the matter—I shall do no such thing: you may be assured that I will do all in my power to provide for my own safety; and if I did not think I could do that most effectually, I should not be at all in love with the adventure; but, on the contrary, carefully avoid it to the best of my ability. We have before heard something of Mr. Todd."
"Oh, yes; but don’t think I’m so stubborn and reckless as to take any unnecessary risks in this matter—I won’t do that: you can be sure that I’ll do everything I can to ensure my own safety; and if I didn't believe I could do that effectively, I wouldn't be at all interested in the adventure; in fact, I’d avoid it as much as possible. We’ve already heard a bit about Mr. Todd."
"Indeed!—and of a criminal character?"
"Really?—and of a criminal nature?"
"Yes; a lady once in the street took a fancy to a pair of shoe-buckles of imitation diamonds that Todd had on, when he was going to some city entertainment; she screamed out, and declared that they had belonged to her husband, who had gone out one morning, from his house in Fetter-lane, to get himself shaved. The case came before me, but the buckles were of too common a kind to enable the lady to persevere in her statement; and Todd, who preserved the most imperturbable coolness throughout the affair, was, of course, discharged."
"Yes; once on the street, a lady took a liking to a pair of imitation diamond shoe buckles that Todd was wearing when he was on his way to a city event; she shouted out and claimed they had belonged to her husband, who had left their home in Fetter-lane one morning to get a shave. The case came to me, but the buckles were too ordinary for the lady to stick to her story; and Todd, who remained completely unfazed the whole time, was, of course, let go."
"But the matter left a suspicion upon your mind?"
"But did it leave a suspicion in your mind?"
"It did; and more than once I have resolved in my own mind what means could be adopted of coming at the truth: other affairs, however, of more immediate urgency have occupied me, but the circumstances you detail revive all my former feelings upon the subject; and I shall now feel that the matter has come before me in a shape to merit immediate attention."
"It did; and more than once I’ve tried to figure out how to get to the truth. However, other more pressing issues have occupied my time, but the details you provide bring back all my previous thoughts on the topic; and now I see that this matter deserves my immediate attention."
This was gratifying to Colonel Jeffery, because it not only took a great weight off his shoulders, but it led him to think, from the well-known tact of the magistrate, that something certainly would be accomplished, and that very shortly too, towards unravelling the secret that had as yet only appeared to be more complicated and intricate the more it was inquired into. He made the warmest acknowledgments to the magistrate for the courtesy of his reception, and then took his leave. As soon as the magistrate was alone, he rang a small hand-bell that was upon the table, and the summons was answered by a man, to whom he said—
This pleased Colonel Jeffery because it not only relieved a lot of pressure from him, but it also made him think, based on the magistrate's well-known tact, that something significant would definitely be achieved soon in unraveling the mystery that seemed to get more complicated the more it was investigated. He expressed his deepest thanks to the magistrate for the warm welcome and then took his leave. Once the magistrate was alone, he rang a small bell on the table, and a man came in to whom he said—
"Is Crotchet here?"
"Is Crotchet around?"
"Yes, your worship."
"Yes, your honor."
"Then, tell him I want him at once, will you?"
"Then, let him know I want to see him right away, okay?"
The messenger retired, but he presently returned, bringing with him about as rough a specimen of humanity as the world could have produced. He was tall and stout, and his face looked as if, by repeated injuries, it had been knocked out of all shape, for the features were most strangely jumbled together indeed, and an obliquity of vision, which rendered it always a matter of doubt who and what he was looking at, by no means added to his personal charms.
The messenger left but soon came back, bringing with him one of the roughest characters you could imagine. He was tall and heavyset, and his face looked like it had been damaged so much that it was completely misshapen, with his features all mixed up. His misaligned vision only made it unclear who or what he was actually looking at, which definitely didn't help his appearance.
"Sit down, Crotchet," said the magistrate, "and listen to me without a word of interruption."
"Sit down, Crotchet," said the magistrate, "and listen to me without interrupting."
If Mr. Crotchet had no other good quality on earth, he still had that of listening attentively, and he never opened his mouth while the magistrate related to him what had just formed the subject matter of Mr. Jeffery's communication; indeed, Crotchet seemed to be looking out of the window all the while; but then Sir Richard knew the little peculiarities of his visual organs. When he concluded his statement, Sir Richard said—
If Mr. Crotchet had no other good quality, he at least knew how to listen carefully, and he never interrupted while the magistrate explained what Mr. Jeffery had just communicated; in fact, Crotchet appeared to be staring out the window the whole time; but Sir Richard was aware of the quirks of his eyesight. Once he finished his statement, Sir Richard said—
"Well, Crotchet, what do you think of all that? What does Sweeney Todd do with his customers?"
"Well, Crotchet, what do you think about all that? What does Sweeney Todd do with his customers?"
Mr. Crotchet gave a singular and peculiar kind of grin, as he said, still looking apparently out of the window, although his eyes were really fixed upon the magistrate—
Mr. Crotchet gave a strange and unusual kind of grin as he spoke, still apparently looking out of the window, even though his eyes were really focused on the magistrate—
"He smugs 'em."
"He smirks at them."
"What?"
"Excuse me?"
"Uses 'em up, yer worship; it's as clear to me as mud in a wine-glass, that it is. Lor' bless you! I've been thinking he did that 'ere sort of thing a deuce of a while, but I didn't like to interfere too soon, you see."
"Go ahead and use them up, your worship; it's as clear to me as mud in a wine glass. God bless you! I’ve been thinking he’s been doing that kind of thing for a long time, but I didn’t want to step in too soon, you know."
"What do you advise, Crotchet? I know I can trust to your sagacity in such a case."
"What do you think, Crotchet? I know I can rely on your wisdom in this situation."
"Why, your worship, I'll think it over a bit in the course of the day, and let your worship know what I think. It's a awkward job rather, for a wariety of reasons, but howsomdever there's always a something to be done, and if we don't do it, I'll be hung if I know who can, that's all!"
"Well, your honor, I'll think about it a bit throughout the day and let you know what I decide. It's a tricky job for a variety of reasons, but still, there's always something that needs to be done, and if we don't do it, I honestly don't know who will!"
"True, true, you are right there; and, perhaps, before you see me again, you will walk down Fleet-street, and see if you can make any observations that will be of advantage in the matter. It is an affair which requires great caution indeed."
"You're right about that; and maybe, before we meet again, you’ll stroll down Fleet Street and see if you can spot anything useful regarding this. It’s something that definitely needs careful attention."
"Trust me, yer worship: I'll do it, and no mistake. Lor' bless you, it's easy for anybody now to go lounging about Fleet-street, without being taken much notice of; for the fact is, the whole place is agog about the horrid smell as has been for never so long in the old church of St. Dunstan."
"Trust me, your honor: I'll take care of it, no doubt about it. God bless you, it's easy for anyone to just hang around Fleet Street without drawing much attention; the truth is, everyone is buzzing about the terrible smell that's been lingering in the old church of St. Dunstan for quite some time."
"Smell—smell—in St. Dunstan's church! I never heard of that before, Crotchet."
"Smell—smell—in St. Dunstan's church! I never heard of that before, Crotchet."
"Oh, Lor' yes, it's enough to pison the devil himself, Sir Richard; and t'other day when the blessed bishop went to 'firm a lot of people, he as good as told 'em they might all be damned first, afore he 'firm nobody in such a place."
"Oh, Lord yes, it's enough to poison the devil himself, Sir Richard; and the other day when the blessed bishop went to 'confirm a lot of people, he practically told them they might all be damned first before he confirmed anyone in such a place."
The magistrate was in a deep thought for a few minutes, and then he said suddenly—
The magistrate was lost in thought for a few minutes, and then he suddenly said—
"Well, well, Crotchet, you turn the matter over in your mind and see what you can make of it; I will think it over likewise. Do you hear?—mind you are with me at six this evening punctually; I do not intend to let the matter rest, and you may depend, that from this moment I will give it my greatest attention."
"Alright, Crotchet, think about it and see what you can come up with; I’ll do the same. Got it?—make sure you’re here at six this evening sharp; I’m not going to let this slide, and you can count on it that from now on, I’ll focus on it fully."
"Wery good, yer worship; wery good indeed; I'll be here, and something seems to strike me uncommon forcible that we shall unearth this fox very soon, yer worship."
"Very good, your honor; very good indeed; I'll be here, and something tells me strongly that we’ll uncover this fox very soon, your honor."
"I sincerely hope so."
"I really hope so."
Mr. Crotchet took his leave, and when he was alone the magistrate rose and paced his apartment for some time with rapid strides, as if he was much agitated by the reflections that were passing through his mind. At length he flung himself into a chair with something like a groan, as he said—
Mr. Crotchet left, and once he was alone, the magistrate got up and walked around his room for a while, moving quickly as if he were really upset by the thoughts racing through his mind. Finally, he threw himself into a chair with a sound that was almost a groan, and said—
"A horrible idea forces itself upon my consideration—most horrible! most horrible! most horrible! Well, well, we shall see—we shall see. It may not be so: and yet what a hideous probability stares me in the face! I will go down at once to St. Dunstan's and see what they are really about. Yes, yes, I shall not get much sleep I think now, until some of these mysteries are developed. A most horrible idea, truly!"
"A terrible idea keeps invading my thoughts—so terrible! so terrible! so terrible! Well, we’ll see—we’ll see. It might not be true: and yet what a frightening possibility is staring me down! I’m going to head straight to St. Dunstan's and find out what’s really going on. Yeah, I don’t think I’ll sleep much now until some of these mysteries are revealed. It really is a horrifying thought!"
The magistrate left some directions at home concerning some business calls which he fully expected in the course of the next two hours, and then he put on a plain, sad-coloured cloak and a hat destitute of all ornament, and left his house with a rapid step. He took the most direct route towards St. Dunstan's church, and finding the door of the sacred edifice yielded to the touch, he at once entered it; but he had not advanced many steps before he was met and accosted by the beadle, who said, in a tone of great dignity and authority—
The magistrate left some notes at home about business calls he expected to receive in the next two hours. Then he put on a plain, drab cloak and a bare hat, and quickly left his house. He took the most direct route to St. Dunstan's church, and when he found the door of the church open, he walked in. However, he hadn’t taken many steps before he was approached by the beadle, who spoke to him in a tone of great dignity and authority—
"This ain't Sunday, sir; there ain't no service here to-day."
"This isn't Sunday, sir; there's no service here today."
"I don't suppose there is," replied the magistrate; "but I see you have workmen here. What is it you are about?"
"I don't think there is," replied the magistrate; "but I see you have workers here. What are you up to?"
"Well, of all the impudence that ever I came near, this is the worstest—to ask a beadle what he is about; I beg to say, sir, this is quite private, and there's the door."
"Well, of all the nerve I’ve ever encountered, this is the absolute worst—to ask a beadle what he’s doing; I must say, sir, this is completely private, and there’s the door."
"Yes, I see it, and you may go out at it just as soon as you think proper."
"Yes, I see it, and you can go out to it as soon as you feel it’s right."
"Oh, conwulsions! oh, conwulsions! This to a beadle."
"Oh, convulsions! oh, convulsions! This for a beadle."
"What is all this about?" said a gentlemanly-looking man, stepping forward from a part of the church where several masons were employed in raising some of the huge flag-stones with which it was paved. "What disturbance is this?"
"What’s going on here?" asked a well-dressed man, stepping forward from a section of the church where several workers were busy lifting some of the large flagstones that paved the floor. "What’s all this commotion?"
"I believe, Mr. Antrobus, you know me," said the magistrate.
"I think you know me, Mr. Antrobus," said the magistrate.
"Oh, Sir Richard, certainly. How do you do?"
"Oh, Sir Richard, of course. How are you?"
"Gracious," said the beadle, "I've put my blessed foot in it. Lor' bless us, sir, how should I know as you was Sir Richard? I begs as you won't think nothing o' what I said. If I had a knowed you, in course I shouldn't have said it, you may depend, Sir Richard—I humbly begs your pardon."
"Wow," said the beadle, "I've really messed up. I’m so sorry, sir, how was I supposed to know you were Sir Richard? I hope you won’t take what I said the wrong way. If I had known it was you, of course, I wouldn’t have said it, I promise, Sir Richard—I sincerely apologize."
"It's of no consequence—I ought to have announced myself; and you are perfectly justified in keeping strangers out of the church, my friend."
"It's not a big deal—I should have introduced myself; and you're completely right to keep strangers out of the church, my friend."
The magistrate walked up the aisle with Mr. Antrobus, who was one of the churchwardens; and as he did so, he said, in a low, confidential tone of voice—
The magistrate walked up the aisle with Mr. Antrobus, who was one of the churchwardens; and as he did so, he said in a low, confidential tone—
"I have heard some strange reports about a terrible stench in the church. What does it mean? I suppose you know all about it, and what it arises from?"
"I've heard some odd reports about a horrible smell in the church. What does it mean? I'm guessing you know all about it and what it's coming from?"
"Indeed I do not. If you have heard that there is a horrible smell in the church after it has been shut up for some time, and upon the least change in the weather, from dry or wet, or cold or warm, you know as much as we know upon the subject. It is a most serious nuisance, and, in fact, my presence here to-day is to try and make some discovery of the cause of the stench; and you see we are going to work our way into some of the old vaults that have not been opened for some time, with a hope of finding out the cause of this disagreeable odour."
"Actually, I don't. If you've heard that there's a terrible smell in the church after it's been closed for a while, and with even the slightest change in the weather—whether it's dry or wet, cold or warm—you know just as much as we do about it. It's a serious nuisance, and the reason I'm here today is to try to figure out what’s causing the odor. As you can see, we're planning to explore some of the old vaults that haven't been opened in a while, hoping to find out what’s behind this unpleasant smell."
"Have you any objection to my being a spectator?"
"Do you have any problem with me being a spectator?"
"None in the least."
"Not at all."
"I thank you. Let us now join the workmen, and I can only now tell you that I feel the strongest possible curiosity to ascertain what can be the meaning of all this, and shall watch the proceedings with the greatest amount of interest."
"I thank you. Let's now join the workers, and I can only say that I'm incredibly curious to find out what all this means, and I will be watching the proceedings with a lot of interest."
"Come along then; I can only say, for my part, that, as an individual, I am glad you are here, and as a magistrate, likewise, it gives me great satisfaction to have you."
"Come on then; I can only say, for my part, that, as an individual, I'm glad you're here, and as a magistrate, it also gives me great satisfaction to have you."
CHAPTER XXVIII.
TOBIAS'S ESCAPE FROM MR. FOGG'S ESTABLISHMENT.
The rage into which Mr. Fogg was thrown by the attack which the desperate Tobias had made upon his representative, Mr. Watson, was so great, that, had it not been for the presence of stupid old Dr. Popplejoy in the house, no doubt he would have taken some most exemplary vengeance upon him. As it was, however, Tobias was thrown into his cell with a promise of vengeance as soon as the coast was clear. These were a kind of promises which Mr. Fogg was pretty sure to keep, and when the first impulse of his passion had passed away, poor Tobias, as well indeed he might, gave himself up to despair.
Mr. Fogg was so furious about the attack that the reckless Tobias had launched against his representative, Mr. Watson, that if it hadn’t been for the presence of the clueless old Dr. Popplejoy in the house, he would have definitely taken some serious revenge on him. As it turned out, though, Tobias was locked up in his cell with a promise of payback once things settled down. Mr. Fogg was known to follow through on these kinds of promises, and once the initial rush of his anger subsided, poor Tobias, as he rightly could, sank into despair.
"Now all is over," he said; "I shall be half murdered! Oh, why do they not kill me at once? There would be some mercy in that. Come and murder me at once, you wretches! You villains, murder me at once!"
"Now it’s all over," he said; "I’m going to be half killed! Oh, why won’t they just kill me right away? That would at least be some mercy. Come on and just kill me already, you scoundrels! You bastards, just do it!"
In his new excitement, he rushed to the door of the cell, and banged at it with his fists, when to his surprise it opened, and he found himself nearly falling into the stone corridor from which the various cell doors opened. It was evident that Mr. Watson thought he had locked him in, for the bolt of the lock was shot back, but had missed its hold—a circumstance probably arising from the state of rage and confusion Mr. Watson was in, as a consequence of Tobias's daring attack upon him. It almost seemed to the boy as if he had already made some advance towards his freedom, when he found himself in the narrow passage beyond his cell door, but his heart for some minutes beat so tumultuously with the throng of blissful associations connected with freedom, that it was quite impossible for him to proceed. A slight noise, however, in another part of the building roused him again, and he felt that it was only now by a great coolness and self-possession, as well as great courage, that he could at all hope to turn to account the fortunate incident which had enabled him, at all events, to make that first step towards liberty.
Filled with excitement, he rushed to the cell door and banged on it with his fists. To his surprise, it opened, and he nearly stumbled into the stone corridor lined with various cell doors. It was clear that Mr. Watson thought he had locked him in, as the bolt was slid back but had missed its latch—likely because of the anger and confusion Mr. Watson was feeling after Tobias's bold attack. The boy felt as if he had already taken a step toward freedom when he found himself in the narrow passage outside his cell door, but his heart raced with overwhelming joy associated with freedom, making it nearly impossible for him to move. A faint sound from another part of the building brought him back to reality, and he realized that it would take great composure and courage to make the most of this fortunate moment that had allowed him to take that first step toward liberty.
"Oh, if I could but get out of this dreadful place," he thought; "if I could but once again breathe the pure fresh air of heaven, and see the deep blue sky, I think I should ask for no other blessings."
“Oh, if I could just get out of this terrible place,” he thought; “if I could once again breathe the fresh, clean air and see the deep blue sky, I think I wouldn’t ask for anything more.”
Never do the charms of nature present themselves to the imagination in more lovely guise than when some one with an imagination full of such beauties, and a mind to appreciate the glories of the world, is shut up from real, actual contemplation. To Tobias now the thought of green fields, sunshine and flowers, was at once rapture and agony.
Never do the charms of nature appear to the imagination in a more beautiful way than when someone who is filled with such wonders and has a mind to appreciate the beauty of the world is kept away from true, real contemplation. For Tobias, the thought of green fields, sunshine, and flowers was both blissful and tormenting.
"I must," he said, "I must—I will be free."
"I have to," he said, "I have to—I will be free."
A thorough determination to do anything, we are well convinced, always goes a long way towards its accomplishment; and certainly Tobias now would cheerfully have faced death in any shape, rather than he would again have been condemned to the solitary horrors of the cell, from which he had by such a chance got free. He conjectured the stupid old Dr. Popplejoy had not left the house, by the unusual quiet that reigned in it, and he began to wonder if, while that quiet subsisted, there was the remotest chance of his getting into the garden, and then scaling the wall, and so reaching the open common. While this thought was establishing itself in his mind, and he was thinking that he would pursue the passage in which he was until he saw where it led to, he heard the sound of footsteps, and he shrank back. For a few seconds they appeared as if they were approaching where he was; and he began to dread that the cell would be searched, and his absence discovered, in which case there would be no chance for him but death. Suddenly, however, the approaching footsteps paused, and then he heard a door banged shut. It was still, even now, some minutes before Tobias could bring himself to traverse the passage again, and when he did, it was with a slow and stealthy step. He had not, however, gone above thirty paces, before he heard the indistinct murmur of voices, and being guided by the sound, he paused at a door on his right hand, which he thought must be the one he had heard closed but a few minutes previously. It was from the interior of the room which that was the door of, that the sound of voices came, and as it was a matter of the very first importance to Tobias to ascertain in what part of the house his enemies were, he placed his ear against the panel, and listened attentively. He recognised both the voices: they were those of Watson and Fogg. It was a very doubtful and ticklish situation that poor Tobias was now in, but it was wonderful how, by dint of strong resolution, he had stilled the beating of his heart and the general nervousness of his disposition. There was but a frail door between him and his enemies, and yet he stood profoundly still and listened. Mr. Fogg was speaking.
A strong determination to accomplish anything, we are convinced, always goes a long way toward its success; and indeed, Tobias would have gladly faced death in any form rather than return to the solitary horrors of the cell he had just escaped. He guessed that the foolish old Dr. Popplejoy hadn’t left the house, given the unusual silence, and he began to wonder if, as long as that silence lasted, there was even the slightest chance for him to get into the garden, scale the wall, and reach the open common. While this thought was settling in his mind and he was considering that he would follow the passage until he see where it led, he heard footsteps and quickly shrank back. For a few seconds, it seemed as if they were coming closer to him, and he started to fear that the cell would be searched and his absence discovered, leaving him no choice but death. Suddenly, however, the footsteps stopped, and then he heard a door slam shut. It took Tobias some minutes before he could make himself cross the passage again, and when he finally did, it was with a cautious and careful step. He hadn’t gone more than thirty paces before he heard the faint sound of voices, and guided by the noise, he paused at a door on his right, which he thought must be the one he had just heard close. The voices were coming from inside that room, and since it was crucial for Tobias to know where his enemies were, he pressed his ear against the panel and listened intently. He recognized both voices: they belonged to Watson and Fogg. Poor Tobias found himself in a very risky and precarious situation, but it was remarkable how, through sheer determination, he managed to calm his racing heart and the overall nerves he felt. There was just a flimsy door separating him from his enemies, yet he stood completely still and listened. Mr. Fogg was speaking.
"You quite understand me, Watson, I think," he said, "as concerns that little viper, Tobias Ragg; he is too cunning, and much too dangerous to live long. He almost staggered old superannuated Popplejoy."
"You get what I'm saying, Watson, right?" he said. "Regarding that little snake, Tobias Ragg; he's way too clever and way too dangerous to stick around for long. He nearly knocked old retired Popplejoy off his feet."
"Oh, confound him!" replied Watson, "and he's quite staggered me."
"Oh, damn him!" replied Watson, "and he's really thrown me off."
"Why, certainly your face is rather scratched."
"Well, your face is pretty scratched."
"Yes, the little devil! but it's all in the way of business, that, Mr. Fogg, and you never heard me grumble at such little matters yet; and I'll be bound never will, that's more."
"Yeah, the little troublemaker! But it’s all part of the job, Mr. Fogg, and you’ve never heard me complain about small stuff like this, and I’m sure I never will, that’s for sure."
"I give you credit for that, Watson; but between you and I, I think the disease of that boy is of a nature that will carry him off very suddenly."
"I'll give you credit for that, Watson; but between you and me, I think that boy's illness is serious enough that it could take him away very suddenly."
"I think so too," said Watson, with a chuckle.
"I think so too," Watson said, chuckling.
"It strikes me forcibly that he will be found dead in his bed some morning, and I should not in the least wonder if that were to-morrow morning: what's your opinion, Watson?"
"It strongly feels to me that he will be discovered dead in his bed one morning, and I wouldn't be surprised if that were to happen tomorrow morning: what do you think, Watson?"
"Oh, damn it, what's the use of all this round-about nonsense between us? the boy is to die, and there's an end of it, and die he shall during the night—I owe him a personal grudge, of course, now."
"Oh, damn it, what's the point of all this back-and-forth nonsense between us? The boy is going to die, and that's that. He will die tonight—I guess I have a personal grudge now."
"Of course you do—he has disfigured you."
"Of course you do—he has scarred you."
"Has he? Well, I can return the compliment; and I say, Mr. Fogg, my opinion is, that it's very dangerous having these medical inspections you have such a fancy for."
"Has he? Well, I can return the compliment; and I say, Mr. Fogg, in my opinion, it’s very risky to have these medical inspections you're so fond of."
"My dear fellow, it is dangerous, that I know as well as you can tell me, but it is from that danger we gather safety. If anything in the shape of a disturbance should arise about any patient, you don't know of what vast importance a report from such a man as old Dr. Popplejoy might be."
"My dear friend, I know it’s risky, just as well as you do, but it’s precisely from that risk that we find safety. If any trouble comes up regarding a patient, you can’t imagine how crucial a report from someone like old Dr. Popplejoy could be."
"Well, well, have it your own way. I shall not go near Master Tobias for the whole day, and shall see what starvation and solitude does towards taming him down a bit."
"Alright, have it your way. I won’t go near Master Tobias all day and will see how starvation and solitude help calm him down a bit."
"As you please; but it is time you went your regular rounds."
"As you like; but it's time for you to go on your usual rounds."
"Yes, of course."
"Sure, of course."
Tobias heard Watson rise. The crisis was a serious one. His eye fell upon a bolt that was outside the door, and, with the quickness of thought, he shot it into its socket, and then made his way down the passage towards his cell, the door of which he shut close. His next movement was to run to the end of the passage and descend some stairs. A door opposed him, but a push opened it, and he found himself in a small, dimly-lighted room, in one corner of which, upon a heap of straw, lay a woman, apparently sleeping. The noise which Tobias made in entering the cell, for such it was, roused her up, and she said—
Tobias heard Watson get up. The situation was serious. His eyes landed on a bolt outside the door, and in a flash, he slid it into place and headed down the hallway toward his cell, which he closed tightly. Next, he ran to the end of the corridor and went down some stairs. A door blocked his way, but a shove opened it, and he found himself in a small, dimly lit room. In one corner, on a pile of straw, a woman appeared to be sleeping. The noise Tobias made when entering the cell woke her up, and she said—
"Oh! no, no; not the lash! not the lash! I am quiet. God, how quiet I am, although the heart within is breaking. Have mercy upon me!"
"Oh! no, no; not the whip! not the whip! I'm calm. God, how calm I am, even though my heart is breaking inside. Have mercy on me!"
"Have mercy upon me," said Tobias, "and hide me if you can."
"Please have mercy on me," said Tobias, "and hide me if you can."
"Hide you! hide you! God of Heaven, who are you?"
"Hide yourself! Hide yourself! God of Heaven, who are you?"
"A poor victim, who has escaped from one of the cells, and I—"
"A poor victim who has escaped from one of the cells, and I—"
"Hush!" said the woman; and she made Tobias shrink down in the corner of the cell, cleverly covering him up with the straw, and then lying down herself in such a position that he was completely screened. The precaution was not taken a moment too soon, for, by the time it was completed, Watson had burst open the door of the room which Tobias had bolted, and stood in the narrow passage.
"Hush!" said the woman; and she made Tobias crouch down in the corner of the cell, skillfully covering him up with the straw, and then lying down herself in a way that completely concealed him. The precaution was taken just in time, because, by the moment it was finished, Watson had burst open the door of the room that Tobias had locked, and stood in the narrow hallway.
"How the devil," he said, "came that door shut, I wonder?"
"How the hell," he said, "did that door close, I wonder?"
"Oh! save me," whispered Tobias.
"Oh! save me," Tobias whispered.
"Hush! hush! He will only look in," was the answer. "You are safe. I have been only waiting for some one who could assist me, in order to attempt an escape. You must remain here until night, and then I will show you how it may be done. Hush!—he comes." Watson did come, and looked into the cell, muttering an oath, as he said—
"Hush! quiet! He'll just peek in," was the response. "You're safe. I've just been waiting for someone who could help me plan an escape. You need to stay here until night, and then I'll show you how we can do it. Quiet—he's coming." Watson did come and looked into the cell, swearing as he said—
"Oh, you have enough bread and water till to-morrow morning, I should say; so you need not expect to see me again till then."
"Oh, you have enough bread and water until tomorrow morning, I would say; so you don't need to expect to see me again until then."
"Oh! we are saved! we shall escape," said the poor creature, after Watson had been gone some minutes.
"Oh! We're saved! We’ll make it out," said the poor thing, after Watson had been gone for a few minutes.
"Do you think so?"
"Do you really think so?"
"Yes, yes! Oh, boy, I do not know what brought you here, but if you have suffered one-tenth part of the cruelty and oppression that I have suffered, you are indeed to be pitied."
"Yes, yes! Oh, man, I have no idea what brought you here, but if you've experienced even a fraction of the cruelty and oppression that I've been through, you really deserve pity."
"If we are to stay here," said Tobias, "till night, before making any attempt to escape, it will, perhaps, ease your mind, and beguile the time, if you were to tell me how you came here."
"If we're going to stay here," said Tobias, "until night, before trying to escape, it might help ease your mind and pass the time if you tell me how you got here."
"God knows! it might—it might."
"God knows! It might."
Tobias was very urgent upon the poor creature to tell her story, to beguile the tedium of the time of waiting, and after some amount of persuasion she consented to do so.
Tobias was very eager for the poor creature to share her story, to help pass the time while they waited, and after some persuasion, she agreed to do so.
"You shall now hear," she said to Tobias, "if you will listen, such a catalogue of wrongs, unredressed and still enduring, that would indeed drive any human being mad; but I have been able to preserve so much of my mental faculties as will enable me to recollect and understand the many acts of cruelty and injustice that I have endured here for many a long and weary day. My persecutions began when I was very young—so young that I could not comprehend their cause, and used to wonder why I should be treated with greater rigour or with greater cruelty than people used to treat those who were really disobedient and wayward children. I was scarcely seven years old when a maiden aunt died; she was the old person whom I remember as having been uniformly kind to me; though I can only remember her indistinctly, yet I know she was kind to me; I know also I used to visit her, and she used to look upon me as her favourite, for I used to sit at her feet upon a stool, watching her as she sat amusing herself by embroidering, silent and motionless sometimes, and then I asked her some questions which she answered. This is the chief feature of my recollection of my aunt: she soon after died, but while she lived, I had no unkindness from anybody; it was only after that that I felt the cruelty and coolness of my family. It appeared that I was a favourite with my aunt above all others, either in our family or any other; she loved me, and promised that when she died, she would leave me provided for, and that I should not be dependent upon any one. Well, I was, from the day after the funeral, an altered being. I was neglected, and no one paid any attention to me whatsoever; I was thrust about, and nobody appeared to care even if I had the necessaries of life. Such a change I could not understand. I could not believe the evidence of my own senses; I thought it must be something that I did not understand; perhaps my poor aunt's death had caused this distress and alteration in people's demeanour to me. However, I was a child, and though I was quick enough at noting all this, yet I was too young to feel acutely the conduct of my friends. My father and mother were careless of me, and let me run where I would; they cared not when I was hurt, they cared not when I was in danger. Come what would, I was left to take my chance. I recollect one day when I had fallen from the top to the bottom of some stairs and hurt myself very much; but no one comforted me; I was thrust out of the drawing-room, because I cried. I then went to the top of the stairs, where I sat weeping bitterly for some time. At length, an old servant came out of one of the attics, and said—
"You’re about to hear," she said to Tobias, "if you want to listen, a list of wrongs, unaddressed and ongoing, that would drive anyone mad. But I’ve managed to keep enough of my sanity to remember and understand the many acts of cruelty and injustice I’ve faced here for many long, tiring days. My troubles started when I was really young—too young to grasp why it was happening to me—and I often wondered why I was treated with more harshness and cruelty than those who were actually disobedient and unruly. I was barely seven when a maiden aunt passed away; she was the only person I remember being consistently kind to me. Although my memories of her are hazy, I know she was kind. I also remember visiting her, and she saw me as her favorite, as I sat at her feet on a stool, watching her embroider, sometimes silent and still, and then I would ask her questions, which she would answer. That’s the main thing I remember about my aunt: she died soon after, but while she was alive, no one treated me unkindly. It was only after her death that I began to experience the cruelty and indifference of my family. It seemed I was my aunt’s favorite among everyone, either in our family or elsewhere; she loved me and promised that when she passed, she would make sure I was taken care of and wouldn’t have to rely on anyone else. Well, from the day after the funeral, I became a changed person. I was ignored, and no one paid any attention to me at all; I was pushed around, and nobody seemed to care if I had the basic necessities. I couldn’t make sense of such a change. I couldn’t believe what I was experiencing; I thought it must be something beyond my understanding—perhaps my aunt’s death had caused this abrupt change in how people treated me. But I was just a child, and while I was quick to notice all of this, I was too young to feel the sting of my friends’ actions deeply. My parents were indifferent toward me and let me roam wherever I pleased; they didn’t care when I got hurt, nor did they care when I was in danger. No matter what happened, I was left to fend for myself. I remember one day when I fell from the top to the bottom of some stairs and hurt myself badly; yet no one comforted me. I was pushed out of the drawing-room because I cried. I went to the top of the stairs and sat there weeping bitterly for a while. Eventually, an old servant came out of one of the attics and said—
"'Oh! Miss Mary, what has happened to you, that you sit crying so bitterly on the stair head? Come in here!'
"'Oh! Miss Mary, what’s wrong with you that you're sitting here crying so hard on the stairs? Come inside!'"
"I arose and went into the attic with her, when she set me on a chair, and busied herself with my bruises, and said to me—
"I got up and went into the attic with her, where she helped me sit on a chair, took care of my bruises, and said to me—
"'Now, tell me what are you crying about, and why did they turn you out of the drawing-room—tell me now?'
"'Now, tell me what you're crying about, and why did they kick you out of the living room—tell me now?'"
"'Ay,' said I, 'they turned me out because I cried when I was hurt. I fell all the way down stairs, but they don't mind.'
"'Yeah,' I said, 'they kicked me out because I cried when I got hurt. I fell all the way down the stairs, but they don’t care.'”
"'No, they do not, and yet in many families they would have taken more care of you than they do here!'
"'No, they don’t, and yet in many families they would have taken better care of you than they do here!'"
"'And why do you think they would have done so?' I inquired.
"'And why do you think they would have done that?' I asked."
"'Don't you know what good fortune has lately fallen into your lap? I thought you knew all about it.'
"'Don't you know what good luck has recently come your way? I thought you were aware of it all.'"
"'I don't know anything, save they are very unkind to me lately.'
"I don't know anything, except that they have been really unkind to me lately."
"'They have been very unkind to you, child, and I am sure I don't know why, nor can I tell you why they have not told you of your fortune.'
"'They've been really unfair to you, kid, and I honestly don't understand why, nor can I explain why they haven't shared your fortune with you.'"
"'My fortune,' said I; 'what fortune?'
"'My fortune,' I said; 'what fortune?'"
"'Why, don't you know that when your poor aunt died you were her favourite?'
"Don't you realize that when your poor aunt passed away, you were her favorite?"
"'I know my aunt loved me,' I said; 'she loved me, and was kind to me; but since she has been dead, nobody cares for me.'
"I know my aunt loved me," I said. "She loved me and was kind to me, but ever since she passed away, nobody cares about me."
"'Well, my child, she has left a will behind her which says that all her fortune shall be yours; when you are old enough you shall have all her fine things; you shall have all her money and her house.'
"'Well, my child, she has left a will that states all her fortune will be yours; when you are old enough, you will receive all her beautiful possessions; you will have all her money and her house.'"
"'Indeed!' said I; 'who told you so?'
"'Really!' I said; 'who told you that?'"
"'Oh, I have heard it from those who were present at the reading of the will, that you are, when you are old enough, to have all. Think what a great lady you will be then! You will have servants of your own.'
"'Oh, I've heard from those who were there when the will was read that you'll inherit everything when you're old enough. Just think about what a great lady you'll be! You'll have your own servants.'"
"'I don't think I shall live till then.'
'I don't think I'll live until then.'
"'Oh yes, you will—or at least I hope so.'
"'Oh yes, you will—or at least I really hope so.'"
"'And if I should not, what will become of all those fine things that you have told me of? Who'll have them?'
"'And if I don't, what will happen to all those great things you told me about? Who will get them?'"
"'Why, if you do not live till you are of age, your fortune will go to your father and mother, who take all.'
"'Why, if you don't live until you're of age, your fortune will go to your parents, who will take everything.'"
"'Then they would sooner I should die than live?'
"'So they would rather I die than live?'"
"'What makes you think so?' she inquired.
"'What makes you think that?' she asked.
"'Why,' said I, 'they don't care anything for me now, and they will have my fortune if I were dead—so they don't want me.'
"'Why,' I said, 'they don't care about me at all now, and they would take my fortune if I were dead—so they don't want me.'"
"'Ah, my child!' said the old woman, 'I have thought of that more than once; and now you can see it. I believe that it will be so. There has many a word been spoken truly enough by a child before now, and I am sure you are right—but do you be a good child, and be careful of yourself, and you will always find that Providence will keep you out of any trouble.'
"'Ah, my child!' said the old woman, 'I've thought about that more than once; and now you can see it. I believe it will happen. Many true words have been spoken by a child before, and I'm sure you're right—but you be a good child, take care of yourself, and you’ll always find that Providence will keep you out of trouble.'"
"'I hope so,' I said.
"I hope so," I replied.
"'And be sure you don't say who told you about this.'
"'And make sure you don't say who told you about this.'"
"'Why not,' I inquired; 'why may I not tell who told me about it?'
"'Why not?' I asked. 'Why can't I say who told me about it?'"
"'Because,' she replied, 'if it were known that I told you anything about it, as you have not been told by them, they might discharge me, and I should be turned out.'
"'Because,' she replied, 'if it got out that I told you anything about it, since they haven't told you, they might fire me, and I would be kicked out.'"
"'I will not do that,' I replied; 'they shall not learn who told me, though I should like to hear them say the same thing.'
"'I won't do that,' I replied; 'they won't find out who told me, even though I'd love to hear them say the same thing.'"
"'You may hear them do so one of these days,' she replied, 'if you are not impatient: it will come out one of these days—two may know of it.'
"'You might hear them do that one of these days,' she replied, 'if you're not too impatient: it will come out eventually—two people might know about it.'"
"'More than my father and mother?'
"'More than my dad and mom?'"
"'Yes, more—several.'
"Yes, more—several."
"No more was said then about the matter; but I treasured it up in my mind. I resolved that I would act differently, and not have anything to do with them—that is, I would not be more in their sight than I could help—I would not be in their sight at all, save at meal times—and when there was any company there I always appeared. I cannot tell why; but I think it was because I sometimes attracted the attention of others, and I hoped to be able to hear something respecting my fortune; and in the end I succeeded in doing so, and then I was satisfied—not that it made any alteration in my conduct, but I felt I was entitled to a fortune. How such an impression became imprinted upon a girl of eight years of age, I know not: but it took hold of me, and I had some kind of notion that I was entitled to more consideration than I was treated to.
"No more was said about it, but I kept it in my mind. I decided I would act differently and avoid them as much as possible—I wouldn't be in their view except during meals—and when there were guests, I always made an appearance. I can't explain why, but I think it was because I sometimes caught the attention of others, and I hoped to learn something about my future; in the end, I did find out, and then I felt satisfied—not that it changed how I acted, but I felt I deserved a fortune. I don’t know how a girl of eight years old absorbed such an idea, but it stuck with me, and I had this feeling that I deserved more respect than I was getting."
"'Mother,' said I one day to her.
'Mom,' I said to her one day.
"'Well, Mary, what do you want to tease me about now?'
"'Well, Mary, what do you want to mess with me about now?'"
"'Didn't Mrs. Carter the other day say that my aunt left me a fortune?'
"'Didn't Mrs. Carter say the other day that my aunt left me a fortune?'"
"'What is the child dreaming about?' said my mother. 'Do you know what you are talking about, child?—you can't comprehend.'
"'What is the child dreaming about?' my mother asked. 'Do you even know what you're talking about, kid?—you can't really understand.'"
"'I don't know, mother, but you said it was so to Mrs. Carter.'
"'I don't know, Mom, but you told Mrs. Carter that it was true.'"
"'Well, then, what if I did, child?'
"'Well, what if I did, kid?'"
"'Why, you must have told the truth or a falsehood.'
'Why, you must have told the truth or a lie.'
"'Well, Miss Impudence!—I told the truth, what then?'
"'Well, Miss Impudence! I stated the truth, so what?'
"'Why, then I am to have a fortune when I grow up, that's all I mean, mother, and then people will take care of me. I shall not be forgotten, but everything will be done for me, and I shall be thought of first.'
"'So, I’m going to have a fortune when I grow up, that’s what I mean, mom, and then people will take care of me. I won’t be forgotten; everything will be done for me, and I’ll be the first thing on their minds.'"
"My mother looked at me very hard for a moment or two, and then, as if she was actuated by remorse, she made an attempt to speak, but checked herself, and then anger came to her aid, and she said—
"My mother stared at me intensely for a moment or two, and then, as if she were filled with regret, she tried to say something but stopped herself. Then, anger took over, and she said—"
"'Upon my word, miss! what thoughts have you taken into your fancy now? I suppose we shall be compelled to be so many servants to you! I am sure you ought to be ashamed of yourself—you ought, indeed!'
"'Honestly, miss! What thoughts have you got in your head now? I guess we’ll have to be your servants! You really should be ashamed of yourself—you really should!'"
"'I didn't know I had done wrong,' I said.
"I didn't realize I had done anything wrong," I said.
"'Hold your tongue, will you, or I shall be obliged to flog you!' said my mother, giving me a sound box on the ears that threw me down. 'Now, hold your tongue and go up stairs, and give me no more insolence.'
"'Keep quiet, will you, or I'll have to punish you!' my mother said, slapping me on the ears so hard that I fell down. 'Now, be quiet and go upstairs, and don't give me any more attitude.'"
"I arose and went up stairs, sobbing as if my heart would break. I cannot recollect how many bitter hours I spent there, crying by myself—how many tears I shed upon this matter, and how I compared myself to other children, and how much my situation was worse than theirs by a great deal. They, I thought, had their companions—they had their hours of play. But what companions had I? and what had I in the way of relaxation? What had I to do save to pine over the past, the present, and the future? My infantile thoughts and hours were alike occupied by the sad reflections that belonged to a more mature age than mine; and yet I was so. Days, weeks, and months passed on—there was no change, and I grew apace; but I was always regarded by my family with dislike, and always neglected. I could not account for it in any other way than they wished me dead. It may appear very dreadful—very dreadful indeed—but what else was I to think? The old servant's words came upon my mind full of their meaning—if I died before I was one-and-twenty, they would have all my aunt's money.
I got up and went upstairs, crying as if my heart would break. I can’t remember how many painful hours I spent there, alone and weeping—how many tears I shed over this situation, and how I compared myself to other kids, realizing my situation was way worse than theirs. They, I thought, had friends—they had their times to play. But what friends did I have? And what did I have for fun? What could I do except dwell on the past, the present, and the future? My childish thoughts and hours were consumed by the sad reflections that belonged to a more mature age than mine; and yet that was my reality. Days, weeks, and months went by—there was no change, and I grew quickly; but my family always looked at me with disdain and continued to neglect me. I could only think that they wished me dead. It may sound very horrible—truly horrible—but what else was I supposed to think? The old servant's words echoed in my mind, full of their meaning—if I died before turning twenty-one, they would inherit all my aunt's money.
"'They wish me to die,' I thought, 'they wish me to die; and I shall die—I am sure I shall die! But they will kill me—they have tried it by neglecting me, and making me sad. What can I do—what can I do?'
"'They want me to die,' I thought, 'they want me to die; and I will die—I know I will die! But they will be the ones who kill me—they’ve been trying through neglect and making me miserable. What can I do—what can I do?'"
"These thoughts were the current matter of my mind, and how often do they recur to my recollection now I am in this dull, dreadful place! I can never forget the past. I am here because I have rights elsewhere, which others can enjoy, and do enjoy. However, that is an old evil. I have thus suffered long. But to return. After a year had gone by—two, I think, must have passed over my head—before I met with anything that was at all calculated to injure me. I must have been near ten years old, when, one evening, I had no sooner got into bed, than I found I had been put into damp—I may say wet sheets. They were so damp that I could not doubt but this was done on purpose. I am sure no negligence ever came to anything so positive and so abominable in all my life. I got out of bed and took them off, and then wrapped myself up in the blankets and slept till morning, without awaking any one. When morning came, I inquired who put the sheets there?
These thoughts fill my mind, and how often do they come back to me now that I’m in this boring, terrible place! I can never forget the past. I’m here because I have rights in other places that others can and do enjoy. But that’s an old issue. I’ve suffered like this for a long time. But to get back to my story. After a year had gone by—two, I think, must have passed over my head—before I encountered anything that could harm me. I must have been nearly ten years old when, one evening, as soon as I got into bed, I realized I had been put into damp—I can even say wet—sheets. They were so wet that I could only believe this was done on purpose. I’m sure no negligence could ever lead to something so deliberate and so disgusting in all my life. I got out of bed, took them off, and then wrapped myself up in the blankets and slept until morning without waking anyone. When morning came, I asked who had put the sheets there?
"'What do you mean, minx?' said my mother.
"'What do you mean, troublemaker?' my mom asked."
"'Only that somebody was bad and wicked enough to put positively wet sheets in the bed; it could not have been done through carelessness—it must have been done through sheer wilfulness. I'm quite convinced of that.'
"'Only that someone was bad and malicious enough to put soaking wet sheets in the bed; it couldn't have happened by accident—it had to be done on purpose. I'm absolutely sure of that.'"
"'You will get yourself well thrashed if you talk like that,' said my mother. 'The sheets are not damp; there are none in the house that are damp.'
"'You'll get yourself in big trouble if you talk like that,' my mother said. 'The sheets aren't damp; there aren't any in the house that are damp.'"
"'These are wet.'
'They're damp.'
"This reply brought her hand down heavily upon my shoulder, and I was forced upon my knees. I could not help myself, so violent was the blow.
"This reply made her slam her hand down hard on my shoulder, and I was pushed to my knees. I couldn't stop it; the hit was that strong."
"'There,' added my mother, 'take that, and that, and answer me if you dare.'
"'There,' my mother said, 'take that, and that, and tell me if you have the guts to respond.'"
"As she said this she struck me to the ground, and my head came in violent contact with the table, and I was rendered insensible. How long I continued so I cannot tell. What I first saw when I awoke was the dreariness of one of the attics into which I had been thrust, and thrown upon a small bed without any furniture. I looked around and saw nothing that indicated comfort, and upon looking at my clothes there were traces of blood. This, I had no doubt, came from myself. I was hurt, and upon putting my hand to my head, found that I was much hurt, as my head was bound up. At that moment the door was opened, and the old servant came in.
As she said this, she knocked me to the ground, and my head slammed into the table, leaving me unconscious. I’m not sure how long I was out. When I finally woke up, the first thing I noticed was the bleakness of one of the attics where I had been thrown, lying on a small bed with no furniture. Looking around, I didn’t see anything that felt comfortable, and when I checked my clothes, I noticed stains of blood. I was certain it was mine. I was injured, and when I touched my head, I realized it was pretty bad since my head was bandaged. Just then, the door opened, and the old servant walked in.
"'Well, Miss Mary,' she said, 'and so you have come round again? I really began to be afraid you were killed. What a fall you must have had!'
"'Well, Miss Mary,' she said, 'so you've come back again? I actually started to worry you might be hurt. What a fall you must have taken!'"
"'Fall,' said I; 'who said it was a fall?'
"'Fall,' I said; 'who said it was a fall?'"
"'They told me so.'
"They said that to me."
"'I was struck down.'
"I was knocked down."
"'Struck, Miss Mary! Who could strike you? And what did you do to deserve such a severe chastisement? Who did it?'
"'Hit, Miss Mary! Who would hit you? And what did you do to deserve such a harsh punishment? Who was it?'"
"'I spoke to my mother about the wet sheets.'
'I talked to my mom about the wet sheets.'
"'Ah! what a mercy you were not killed! If you had slept in them, your life would not have been worth a farthing. You would have caught cold, and you would have died of inflammation, I am sure of it. If anybody wants to commit murder without being found out, they have only to put them into damp sheets.'
"'Ah! I'm so glad you weren't killed! If you'd slept in those, your life wouldn’t have been worth anything. You would’ve caught a cold, and I’m sure you would’ve died from inflammation. If anyone wants to get away with murder, they just need to put someone in damp sheets.'"
"'So I thought, and I took them out.'
"'So I thought, and I took them out.'"
"'You did quite right—quite right.'
"You did absolutely right—absolutely right."
"'What have you heard about them?' said I.
"'What have you heard about them?' I asked."
"'Oh! I only went into the room in which you sleep, and I at once found how damp they were, and how dangerous it was; and I was going to tell your mamma, when I met her, and she told me to hold my tongue, but to go down and take you away, as you had fallen down in a fit, and she could not bear to see you lying there.'
"'Oh! I just went into the room where you sleep, and I immediately noticed how damp it was and how dangerous that could be; I was going to tell your mom when I ran into her, but she told me to be quiet and go downstairs and get you because you had collapsed from a fit, and she couldn’t stand to see you lying there.'"
"'And she didn't do anything for me?'
"'And she didn’t do anything for me?'"
"'Oh, no, not as I know of, because you were lying on the floor bleeding. I picked you up, and brought you here.'
"'Oh, no, not that I know of, because you were lying on the floor, bleeding. I picked you up and brought you here.'"
"'And has she not inquired after me since?'
"'And hasn't she asked about me since then?'"
"'Not once.'
"Not ever."
"'And don't know whether I am yet sensible or not?'
"'And I don't know if I'm even aware or not?'"
"'She does not yet know that.'
'She doesn't know that yet.'
"'Well,' I replied, 'I think they don't care much for me, I think not at all, but the time may come when they will act differently.'
"'Well,' I replied, 'I don't think they care much for me, not at all, but there might be a time when they act differently.'"
"'No, miss, they think, or affect to think, that you have injured them; but that cannot be, because you could not be cunning enough to dispose your aunt to leave you all, and so deprive them of what they think they are entitled to.'
"'No, miss, they believe, or pretend to believe, that you have wronged them; but that can't be true, because you wouldn't be clever enough to persuade your aunt to leave you everything, thereby denying them what they think they deserve.'"
"'I never could have believed half so much.'
'I never could have believed that much.'
"'Such, however, is the case.'
"That's how it is, though."
"'What can I do?'
"What should I do?"
"'Nothing, my dear, but lie still till you get better, and don't say any more; but sleep, if you can sleep, will do you more good than anything else now for an hour or so, so lie down and sleep.'
"'Nothing, my dear, just lie still until you feel better, and don't say anything more; but sleep, if you can, will help you more than anything else for an hour or so, so lie down and sleep.'"
"The old woman left the room, and I endeavoured to compose myself to sleep; but could not do so for some time, my mind being too actively engaged in considering what I had better do, and I determined upon a course of conduct by which I thought to escape much of my present persecution. It was some days, however, before I could put it in practice, and one day I found my father and mother together, and I said to her—
"The old woman left the room, and I tried to calm myself down to sleep; but I couldn't for a while, as my mind was too busy thinking about what I should do. I decided on a plan that I thought would help me avoid a lot of my current troubles. However, it took me a few days to actually carry it out, and one day I found my dad and mom together, and I said to her—"
"'Mother, why do you not send me to school?'
'Mom, why don't you send me to school?'
"'You—send you to school! did you mean you, miss?'
"'You—send you to school! Did you mean you, miss?'"
"'Yes, I meant myself, because other people go to school to learn something, but I have not been sent at all.'
"'Yes, I meant myself, because other people go to school to learn something, but I haven't been sent at all.'"
"'Are you not contented?'
"Aren't you happy?"
"'I am not,' I answered, 'because other people learn something; but at the same time, I should be more out of your way, since I am more trouble to you, as you complain of me; it would not cost more than living at home.'
"'I'm not,' I replied, 'because other people learn something; but at the same time, I should be a better option for you since I cause you more trouble, as you've said; it wouldn't cost more than living at home.'"
"'What is the matter with the child?' asked my father.
"'What’s wrong with the kid?' my dad asked."
"'I cannot tell,' said my mother.
'I don’t know,' my mom said.
"'The better way will be to take care of her, and confine her to some part of the house, if she does not behave better.'
"'The best thing to do is to take care of her and keep her in a certain part of the house if she doesn’t improve her behavior.'"
"'The little minx will be very troublesome.'
'The little troublemaker is going to be a handful.'
"'Do you think so?'
"Do you really think so?"
"'Yes, decidedly.'
"Absolutely."
"'Then we must adopt some more active measures, or we shall have to do what we do not wish. I am amused at her asking to be sent to school! Was ever there heard of such wickedness? Well, I could not have believed such ingratitude could have existed in human nature.'
"'Then we need to take some more proactive steps, or we'll end up doing something we don’t want to. I'm amused that she asked to be sent to school! Is there ever such wickedness? Honestly, I couldn't have believed such ingratitude could exist in human nature.'"
"'Go out of the room, you hussy,' said my mother; 'go out of the room, and don't let me hear a word from you more.'
"'Get out of the room, you hussy,' my mother said; 'leave the room, and don't let me hear another word from you.'"
"'I left the room terrified at the storm I had raised up against me. I knew not that I had done wrong, and went up crying to my attic alone, and found the old servant, who asked what was the matter. I told her all I had said, and what had been the result, and how I had been abused.
"I left the room scared of the storm I had brought upon myself. I didn't realize I had done anything wrong, so I went up to my attic alone, crying, and found the old servant there. She asked me what was wrong. I told her everything I had said, what had happened, and how I had been mistreated."
"'Why, you should let things take their own course, my dear.'
"'You should just let things happen naturally, my dear.'"
"'Yes, but I can learn nothing.'
'Yes, but I can't learn anything.'
"'Never mind; you will have plenty of money when you grow older, and that will cure many defects; people who have money never want for friends.'
"'Don't worry; you'll have plenty of money when you get older, and that will fix a lot of problems; people with money never have trouble finding friends.'"
"'But I have them not, and yet I have money.'
"'But I don’t have them, and yet I have money.'"
"'Most certainly—most certainly, but you have it not in your power, and you are not old enough to make use of it, if you had it.'
"'Definitely—definitely, but you don’t have the ability, and you’re not old enough to use it, even if you did.'"
"'Who has it?' I inquired.
"Who has it?" I asked.
"'Your father and mother.'
"Your parents."
"No more was said at that time, and the old woman left me to myself, and I recollect I long and deeply pondered over this matter, and yet could see no way out of it, and resolved that I would take things as easily as I could; but I feared that I was not likely to have a very quiet life; indeed, active cruelty was exercised against me. They would lock me up in a room a whole day at a time, so that I was debarred the use of my limbs. I was even kept without food, and on every occasion I was knocked about, from one to the other, without remorse—every one took a delight in tormenting me, and in showing me how much they dared do. Of course servants and all would not treat me with neglect and harshness if they did not see it was agreeable to my parents. This was shocking cruelty; but yet I found that this was not all. Many were the little contrivances made and invented to cause me to fall down stairs—to slip—to trip, or do anything that might have ended in some fatal accident, which would have left them at liberty to enjoy my legacy, and no blame would be attached to them for the accident, and I should most likely get blamed for what was done, and from which I had been the sufferer—indeed, I should have been deemed to have suffered justly. On one occasion, after I had been in bed some time, I found it was very damp, and upon examination I found the bed itself had been made quite wet, with the sheets put over it to hide it. This I did not discover until it was too late, for I caught a violent cold, and it took me some weeks to get over it, and yet I escaped eventually, though after some months' illness. I recovered, and it evidently made them angry because I did live. They must have believed me to be very obstinate; they thought me obdurate in the extreme—they called me all the names they could imagine, and treated me with every indignity they could heap upon me. Well, time ran on, and in my twelfth year I obtained the notice of one or two of our friends, who made some inquiries about me. I always remarked that my parents disliked any one to speak to, or take any notice of me. They did not permit me to say much—they did not like my speaking; and on one occasion, when I made some remark respecting school, she replied—
"No more was said at that time, and the old woman left me alone. I remember thinking about this deeply for a long time, but I couldn’t find a way out of it. I decided to take things as easy as I could, but I was worried that my life wouldn’t be very peaceful; in fact, I faced active cruelty. They would lock me in a room for an entire day, so I couldn’t move. I was even kept without food, and every time, I was shoved around from one person to another, without any remorse—everyone took pleasure in tormenting me and showing me how much they could get away with. Naturally, the servants treated me poorly because they saw it made my parents happy. This was shocking cruelty; but I found that wasn’t all. There were many little tricks made up to cause me to fall down stairs—slip, trip, or do anything that could lead to a serious accident, which would let them enjoy my inheritance, with no blame falling on them for the accident. I would probably be blamed for what happened, and seen as deserving my suffering. Once, after I had been in bed for a while, I found it very damp, and upon checking I discovered that the bed was soaked, with the sheets thrown on top to hide it. I didn’t find out until it was too late; I caught a terrible cold that took me weeks to recover from. But I managed to pull through, although it took months to get better. My survival seemed to annoy them; they must have thought I was very stubborn, calling me names and treating me with every insult they could think of. Time passed, and when I turned twelve, a couple of our friends took notice of me and made inquiries about my situation. I always noticed that my parents didn’t like anyone speaking to or acknowledging me. They didn’t let me say much; they didn’t like me talking. One time, when I made a comment about school, she replied—
"'Her health is so bad that I have not yet sent her, but shall do so by and by, when she grows stronger.'
"'Her health is so poor that I haven't sent her yet, but I will soon, when she gets stronger.'"
"There was a look bent upon me that told me at once what I must expect, if I persisted in my half-formed resolve of contradicting all that had been said. When the visitor went I was well aware of what kind of a life I should have had, if I did not absolutely receive some serious injury. I was terrified, and held my tongue. Soon after that I was seized with violent pains and vomiting. I was very ill, and the servant being at home only, a doctor was sent for, who at once said I had been poisoned, and ordered me to be taken care of. I know how it was done: I had some cake given me—it was left out for me; and that was the only thing I had eaten, and it astonished me, for I had not had such a thing given me for years, and that is why I believe the poison was put in the cake, and I think others thought so too. However, I got over that after a time, though I was a long while before I did so; but at the same time I was very weak, and the surgeon said that had I been a little longer without assistance, or had I not thrown it up, I must have sunk beneath the effects of a violent poison. He advised my parents to take some measures to ascertain who it was that had administered the poison to me; but though they promised compliance, they never troubled themselves about it—but I was for a long time very cautious of what I took, and was in great fear of the food that was given to me. However, nothing more of that character took place, and at length I quite recovered, and began to think in my own mind that I ought to take some active steps in the matter, and that I ought to seek an asylum elsewhere. I was now nearly fifteen years of age, and could well see how inveterate was the dislike with which I was regarded by my family: I thought that they ought to use me better, for I could remember no cause for it. I had given no deadly offence, nor was there any motive why I should be treated thus with neglect and disdain. It was, then, a matter of serious consideration with me, as to whether I should not go and throw myself upon the protection of some friend, and beg their interference in my behalf; but then there was no one whom I felt that would do so much for me—no one from whom I expected so great an act of friendship. It was hardly to be expected from any one that they should interfere between me and my parents; they would have had their first say, and I should have contradicted all they said, and should have appeared in a very bad light indeed. I could not say they had neglected my education—I could not say that, because there I had been careful myself, and I had assiduously striven when alone to remedy this defect, and had actually succeeded; so that, if I were examined, I should have denied my own assertions by contrary facts, which would injure me. Then again, if I were neglected I could not prove any injury, because I had all the means of existence; and all I could say would either be attributed to some evil source, or it was entirely false—but at the same time I felt that I had great cause of complaint, and none of gratitude. I could hold no communion with any one—all alike deserted me, and I knew none who could say aught for me if I requested their good-will. I had serious thoughts of possessing myself of some money, and then leaving home, and staying away until I had arrived at age; but this I deferred doing, seeing that there were no means, and I could not do more than I then did—that is, to live on without any mischief happening, and wait for a few years more. I contracted an acquaintance with a young man who came to visit my father—he came several times, and paid me more civility and attention than any one else ever did, and I felt that he was the only friend I possessed. It is no wonder I looked upon him as being my best and my only friend. I thought him the best and the handsomest man I ever beheld. This put other thoughts into my head. I did not dress as others did, much less had I the opportunity of becoming possessed of many of those little trinkets that most young women of my age had. But this made no alteration in the good opinion of the young gentleman, who took no notice of that, but made me several pretty presents. These were treasures to me, and I must say I gloated over them, and often, when alone, I have spent hours in admiring them; trifling as they were, they made me happier. I knew now one person who cared for me, and a delightful feeling it was too. I shall never know it again—it is quite impossible. Here, among the dark walls and unwholesome cells, we have no cheering ray of life or hope—all is dreary and cold; a long and horrible punishment takes place, to which there is no end save with life, and in which there is no one mitigating circumstance—all is bad and dark. God help me!"
"There was a look directed at me that immediately told me what I could expect if I stuck to my shaky resolve to contradict everything that had been said. When the visitor left, I knew exactly what kind of life I would have if I didn’t suffer some serious harm. I was terrified and kept quiet. Soon after that, I was hit with severe pain and vomiting. I became very ill, and since only the servant was home, a doctor was called, who immediately said I had been poisoned and ordered that I be taken care of. I know how it happened: I was given some cake—left out for me; that was the only thing I had eaten, and it shocked me because I hadn’t had anything like that for years, which is why I believe poison was put in the cake, and I think others believed so too. However, I got over it eventually, though it took a long time; but I was very weak, and the surgeon said that if I had waited any longer without help, or if I hadn’t thrown it up, I would have succumbed to the effects of a strong poison. He advised my parents to find out who had poisoned me, but even though they said they would, they never bothered with it. I was very cautious about what I ate for a long time and was terrified of any food given to me. However, nothing else happened like that, and eventually, I fully recovered and started to think that I should take some action and seek a place elsewhere. I was now nearly fifteen and clearly saw how deep my family’s dislike for me ran. I thought they should treat me better, as I couldn’t remember any reason for it. I hadn’t committed any grave offense, nor was there a reason for me to be treated with such neglect and disdain. It was then a serious consideration for me whether I should seek the protection of a friend and ask for their help on my behalf; but I felt there was no one who would do that for me—no one I expected such a significant act of friendship from. It was hardly reasonable to expect anyone to interfere between me and my parents; they would have spoken first, and I would have contradicted everything they said, which would have made me look very bad indeed. I couldn’t claim that they had neglected my education—I couldn’t say that since I had been diligent myself, working hard on my own to fix that issue, and I had actually succeeded; so if I were questioned, I would contradict myself with evidence that would harm me. Furthermore, even if I were neglected, I couldn’t prove any damage because I had all I needed to live; anything I said would either be dismissed as unfounded or thought to come from a bad place—but at the same time, I felt I had every reason to complain and no reason to be grateful. I couldn’t connect with anyone—everyone deserted me, and I didn’t know anyone who could speak up for me if I asked for their goodwill. I seriously considered getting some money and leaving home, staying away until I reached adulthood; but I put that off since I didn’t have the means, and I couldn’t do more than I was already doing, which was just to live without causing any trouble and wait a few more years. I became acquainted with a young man who visited my father—he came several times and showed me more kindness and attention than anyone else had, and I felt he was my only friend. It’s no wonder I saw him as my best and only friend. I thought he was the best and most handsome man I had ever seen. This got me thinking about other things. I didn’t dress like others, nor did I have the chance to possess any of the little trinkets most girls my age had. But that didn’t change the young gentleman’s good opinion of me; he didn’t notice that and brought me several nice gifts. These were treasures to me, and I must admit I cherished them and often spent hours alone admiring them; trivial as they were, they made me happier. I finally knew someone who cared for me, and what a wonderful feeling it was. I don’t think I’ll ever feel that way again—it’s impossible. Here, among the dark walls and unhealthy cells, there’s no uplifting light or hope; everything is dreary and cold; a long and terrible punishment takes place, with no end except death, and there’s not a single mitigating circumstance—all is bad and dark. God help me!"
"However, my dream of happiness was soon disturbed. By some means my parents had got an idea of this, and the young man was dismissed the house, and forbidden to come to it again. This he determined to do, and more than once we met, and then in secret I told him all my woes. When he had heard all I said, he expressed the deepest commiseration, and declared I had been most unjustly and harshly treated, and thought that there was not a harder or harsher treatment than that which I had received. He then advised me to leave home.
"However, my dream of happiness was soon shattered. Somehow, my parents found out about this, and the young man was kicked out of the house and told never to come back. He decided to do just that, and we met more than once. In secret, I shared all my troubles with him. After hearing everything, he expressed deep sympathy and said I had been treated very unfairly and harshly, believing there was no treatment worse than what I had endured. He then suggested that I leave home."
"'Leave home,' I said; 'where shall I fly? I have no friend.'
"'Leave home,' I said; 'where am I supposed to go? I have no friends.'"
"'Come to me, I will protect you; I will stand between you and all the world; they shall not stir hand or foot to your injury.'
"'Come to me, and I'll keep you safe; I will stand between you and everyone else; they won't lift a finger to harm you.'"
"'But I cannot, dare not to do that; if they found me out, they would force me back with all the ignominy and shame that could be felt from having done a bad act; not any pity would they show me.'
"'But I can't, and I won't do that; if they found out, they would send me back with all the humiliation and shame that comes from having done something wrong; they wouldn't show me any mercy.'"
"'Nor need you; you would be my wife—I mean to make you my wife.'
"'You don't have to; you will be my wife—I plan to make you my wife.'"
"'You?'
"You?"
"'Yes! I dreamed not of anything else. You shall be my wife; we will hide ourselves, and remain unknown to all until the time shall have arrived when you are of age—when you can claim all your property, and run no risk of being poisoned or killed by any other means.'
"'Yes! I couldn’t think of anything else. You will be my wife; we'll keep ourselves hidden and stay unknown to everyone until the time comes when you're of age—when you can claim all your property and won't be at risk of being poisoned or killed by any other means.'"
"'This is a matter,' said I, 'that ought to be considered well before adopting anything so violent and so sudden.'
"'This is something,' I said, 'that should be thought through carefully before doing anything so extreme and so sudden.'"
"'It does; and it is not one that I think will injure by being reflected upon by those who are the principal actors; for my own part my mind is made up, and I am ready to perform my share of the engagement.'
"'It does, and I don't think reflecting on it will harm those who are the main players. As for me, I've made up my mind, and I'm ready to do my part in this."
"I resolved to consider the matter well in my own mind, and felt every inclination to do what he proposed, because it took me away from home, and because it would give me one of my own. My parents had become utterly estranged from me: they did not act as parents, they did not act as friends, they had steeled my heart against them; they never could have borne any love to me, I am sure of it, who could have committed such great crimes against me. As the hour drew near, that in which I was likely to become an object of still greater hatred and dislike to them, I thought I was often the subject of their private thoughts, and often when I entered the room my mother and father, and the rest, would suddenly leave off speaking, and look at me, as if to ascertain if I had overheard them say anything. On one occasion I remember very well I heard them conversing in a low tone. The door happened to have opened of itself, the hasp not having been allowed to enter the mortise. I heard my name mentioned: I paused and listened.
"I decided to think it over carefully, and I felt every urge to go along with his suggestion because it would get me away from home and give me something of my own. My parents had completely turned away from me; they didn’t act like parents or friends, and they had hardened my heart against them. They must have never truly loved me, considering the terrible things they’d done to me. As the time approached when I would likely become an even greater target of their hatred and dislike, I often believed I was the subject of their private conversations, and whenever I walked into a room, my mom, dad, and everyone else would suddenly stop talking and look at me, as if checking to see if I had overheard anything. I clearly remember one occasion when I heard them whispering. The door happened to open by itself since the latch hadn’t caught. I heard my name mentioned, so I paused and listened."
"'We must soon get rid of her,' said my mother.
"We need to get rid of her soon," my mom said.
"'Undoubtedly,' he replied; 'if we do not, we shall have her about our ears: she'll get married, or some infernal thing, and then we shall have to refund.'
"'Undoubtedly,' he replied; 'if we don't, we'll have her on our hands: she'll get married or some crazy thing, and then we'll have to pay it back.'"
"'We could prevent that.'
"We can stop that."
"'Not if her husband were to insist upon it, we could not; but the only plan I can now form is, what I told you of already.'
"'Not if her husband were to insist on it; we couldn't do that. But the only plan I can come up with now is what I already told you about.'"
"'Putting her into a madhouse?'
"'Putting her in a mental health facility?'"
"'Yes: there, you see, she will be secured, and cannot get away. Besides, those who go there die in a natural way before many years.'
"'Yes: see, she will be safe there and can't escape. Plus, those who go there die naturally after a few years.'"
"'But she can speak.'
"But she can talk."
"'So she may; but who attends to the ravings of a mad woman? No, no; depend upon it, that is the best plan: send her to a lunatic asylum—a private madhouse. I can obtain all that is requisite in a day or two.'
"'So she might; but who pays attention to the rants of a crazy woman? No, no; trust me, that’s the best course of action: send her to a mental health facility—a private institution. I can arrange everything necessary in a day or two.'"
"'Then we will consider that settled?'
"'So, are we agreed on that then?'"
"'Certainly.'
"Sure."
"'In a few days, then?'
"'In a few days, right?'"
"'Before next Sunday; because we can enjoy ourselves on that day without any restraint, or without any uncomfortable feelings of uncertainty about us.'
"'Before next Sunday; because we can have fun on that day without any restrictions or awkward feelings of doubt about ourselves.'"
"I waited to hear no more: I had heard enough to tell me what I had to expect. I went back to my own room, and having put on my bonnet and shawl I went out to see the individual to whom I have alluded, and saw him. I then informed him of all that had taken place, and heard him exclaim against them in terms of rising indignation.
"I didn't need to hear anything more; I had enough information to know what to expect. I returned to my room, put on my bonnet and shawl, and went out to see the person I mentioned. I told him everything that happened, and I listened as he expressed his outrage in increasingly intense terms."
"'Come to me,' he said; 'come to me at once.'
"'Come to me,' he said; 'come to me right now.'"
"'Not at once.'
'Not right now.'
"'Don't stop a day.'
"Don't take a day off."
"'Hush!' said I, 'there's no danger; I will come the day after to-morrow; and then I will bid adieu to all these unhappy moments, to all these persecutions; and in three years' time I shall be able to demand my fortune, which will be yours.'
"'Shh!' I said, 'there's no danger; I’ll be back the day after tomorrow; and then I'll say goodbye to all these unhappy times, to all this harassment; and in three years, I'll be able to claim my fortune, which will be yours.'"
"We were to meet the next day but one, early in the morning; there was not, in fact, to be more than thirty hours elapse before I was to leave home—if home I could call it—however, there was no time to be lost. I made up a small bundle and had all in readiness before I went to bed, and placed in security, intending to rise early, and let myself out and leave the house. That, however, was never to happen. While I slept, at a late hour of the night, I was awakened by two men standing by my bedside, who desired me to get up and follow them. I refused, and they pulled me rudely out of bed. I called out for aid, and exclaimed against the barbarity of their proceedings.
We were supposed to meet the day after tomorrow, early in the morning; in fact, less than thirty hours would go by before I was set to leave home—if I could even call it that. Anyway, there was no time to waste. I packed a small bag and got everything ready before I went to bed, planning to wake up early, sneak out, and leave the house. That, however, was never meant to happen. While I was sleeping late that night, I was awakened by two men standing by my bedside, telling me to get up and follow them. I refused, and they yanked me out of bed. I shouted for help and protested against the brutality of what they were doing.
"'It is useless to listen to her,' said my father, 'you know what a mad woman will say!'
"'There's no point in listening to her,' my dad said, 'you know how a crazy person talks!'"
"'Ay, we do,' replied the men, 'they are the cunningest devils we ever heard. We have seen enough of them to know that.'
"'Yeah, we do,' the men replied, 'they're the smartest devils we've ever heard of. We've seen enough of them to know that.'"
"To make the matter plain, I was seized, gagged, and thrust into a coach, and brought here, where I have remained ever since."
"To make it clear, I was grabbed, gagged, and put into a carriage, and taken here, where I have stayed ever since."
CHAPTER XXIX.
TOBIAS'S RAPID JOURNEY TO LONDON.
There was something extremely touching in the tone, and apparently in the manner in which the poor persecuted one detailed the story of her wrongs, and she had a tribute of a willing tear from Tobias.
There was something really moving in the way the poor victim shared her story of suffering, and it brought a willing tear from Tobias.
"After the generous confidence you have had in me," he said, "I ought to tell you something of myself."
"Given the trust you've placed in me," he said, "I should share a bit about myself."
"Do so," she replied, "we are companions in misfortune."
"Sure," she replied, "we’re in this together."
"We are indeed."
"We sure are."
Tobias then related to her at large all about Sweeney Todd's villanies, and how at length he, Tobias, had been placed where he was for the purpose of silencing his testimony of the evil and desperate practices of the barber. After that, he related to her what he had overheard about the intention to murder him that very night, and he concluded by saying—
Tobias then told her everything about Sweeney Todd's crimes and explained how he had ended up in his current situation to keep him from speaking out about the barber's wicked and desperate actions. He then shared what he had overheard about the plan to kill him that very night, and he finished by saying—
"If you have any plan of escape from this horrible place, let me implore you to tell it to me, and let us put it into practice to-night, and if we fail, death is at any time preferable to continued existence here."
"If you have any plan to escape from this awful place, please tell me, and let’s put it into action tonight. If we fail, death is always better than living here any longer."
"It is—it is—listen to me."
"It's—it's—listen to me."
"I will indeed," said Tobias: "you will say you never had such attention as I will now pay to you."
"I will definitely," said Tobias, "you'll see that you’ve never had as much attention as I’m about to give you."
"You must know, then, that this cell is paved with flag-stones, as you see, and that the wall here at the back forms likewise part of the wall of an old wood-house in the garden, which is never visited."
"You should know that this cell has a flagstone floor, as you can see, and that the wall at the back is also part of an old wooden shed in the garden, which no one ever visits."
"Yes, I understand."
"Yeah, I get it."
"Well, as I have been here so long, I managed to get up one of the flag-stones that forms the flooring here, and to work under the wall with my hands—a slow labour, and one of pain, until I made a regular kind of excavation, one end of which is here, and the other in the wood-house."
"Well, since I've been here for so long, I managed to lift one of the flagstones that make up the floor and to work underneath the wall with my hands—it's a slow and painful job, but I eventually created a proper digging, one end of which is here, and the other in the woodhouse."
"Glorious!" said Tobias. "I see—I see—go on."
"Awesome!" said Tobias. "I get it—I get it—keep going."
"I should have made my escape if I could, but the height of the garden wall has always been the obstacle. I thought of tearing this miserable quilt into strips, and making a sort of rope of it; but then how was I to get it on the wall? you, perhaps will, with your activity and youth, be able to accomplish that."
"I should have run away if I could, but the height of the garden wall has always been the problem. I thought about tearing this awful quilt into strips and making a sort of rope out of it; but then how would I get it over the wall? You, maybe with your energy and youth, could manage that."
"Oh, yes, yes! you're right enough there; it is not a wall shall stop me."
"Oh, yes, you're absolutely right; no wall is going to stop me."
They waited until, from a church clock in the vicinity, they heard ten strike, and they began operations. Tobias assisted his new friend to raise the stone in the cell, and there, immediately beneath, appeared the excavation leading to the wood-house, just sufficiently wide for one person to creep through. It did not take long to do that, and Tobias took with him a piece of work, upon which he had been occupied for the last two hours, namely the quilt torn up into long pieces, twisted and tied together, so that it formed a very tolerable rope, which Tobias thought would sustain the weight of his companion. The wood-house was a miserable-looking hole enough, and Tobias at once thought that the door of it was fastened, but by a little pressure it came open; it had only stuck through the dampness of the woodwork at that low point of the garden. And now they were certainly both of them at liberty, with the exception of surmounting the wall, which rose frowningly before him in all its terrors. There was a fine cool fresh air in the garden, which was indeed most grateful to the senses of Tobias, and he seemed doubly nerved for anything that might be required of him after inhaling that delicious, cool fresh breeze. There grew close to the wall one of those beautiful mountain-ash trees, which bend over into such graceful foliage, and which are so useful in the formation of pretty summer-houses. Tobias saw that if he ascended to the top of this tree there would not be much trouble in getting from there to the wall.
They waited until they heard the church clock nearby strike ten, and then they started their plan. Tobias helped his new friend lift the stone in the cell, revealing an excavation leading to the wood-house, just wide enough for one person to crawl through. It didn’t take long for them to get through, and Tobias brought along a piece of work he had been doing for the last two hours—a quilt torn into long strips, twisted and tied together to make a decent rope, which Tobias thought would hold his friend's weight. The wood-house looked pretty sad, and Tobias initially thought its door was locked, but with a little push, it swung open; it had just stuck due to the dampness in that low spot of the garden. Now they were both free, except for climbing over the wall that loomed before them, looking intimidating. The garden had a nice cool breeze that was refreshing for Tobias, giving him the extra energy he needed for whatever lay ahead after breathing in that delightful fresh air. Close to the wall stood one of those beautiful mountain-ash trees that have such graceful leaves and are great for building charming summer houses. Tobias noticed that if he climbed to the top of this tree, getting to the wall wouldn’t be too difficult.
"We shall do it," he said, "we shall succeed."
"We will do it," he said, "we will succeed."
"Thank God, I hear you say so," replied his companion.
"Thank God, I hear you saying that," replied his companion.
Tobias tied one end of the long rope they had made of the quilt to his waist, so that he might carry it up with him, and yet leave him free use of his hands and feet, and then he commenced ascending the tree. In three minutes he was on the wall. The moon shone sweetly. There was not a tree or house in the vicinity that was not made beautiful now, in some portions of it, by the sweet, soft light that poured down upon them, Tobias could not resist pausing a moment to look around him on the glorious scene; but the voice of her for whom he was bound to do all that was possible, aroused him.
Tobias tied one end of the long rope they had made from the quilt around his waist, so he could take it up with him while keeping his hands and feet free. Then he started climbing the tree. In three minutes, he reached the wall. The moon shone beautifully. Every tree and house nearby was made lovely by the soft light that bathed them. Tobias couldn't help but pause for a moment to take in the stunning view, but the voice of the person he was determined to help reminded him to keep going.
"Oh, Tobias!" she said, "quick, quick—lower the rope; oh, quick!"
"Oh, Tobias!" she exclaimed, "hurry, hurry—lower the rope; oh, quickly!"
"In a moment—in a moment," he cried.
"In a moment—in a moment," he shouted.
The top of the wall was here and there armed with iron spikes, and some of these formed an excellent grappling place for the torn quilt. In the course of another minute Tobias had his end of it secure.
The top of the wall had iron spikes in various spots, and some of these made for a great place to grab onto the ripped quilt. In just a minute, Tobias had his end of it secured.
"Now," he said, "can you climb up by it, do you think? Don't hurry about it. Remember, there is no alarm, and for all we know we have hours to ourselves yet."
"Now," he said, "do you think you can climb up next to it? There's no need to rush. Just remember, there's no panic, and for all we know, we might have hours to ourselves still."
"Yes, yes—oh, yes—thank God!" he heard her say.
"Yes, yes—oh, yes—thank God!" he heard her say.
Tobias was not where he could, by any exertion of strength, render her now the least assistance, and he watched the tightening of the frail support by which she was gradually climbing to the top of the wall with the most intense and painful interest that can be imagined.
Tobias was in no position to help her with any amount of strength, and he watched with the utmost intensity and distress as the delicate support she was using to climb to the top of the wall tightened.
"I come—I come," she said, "I am saved."
"I’m here—I’m here," she said, "I’m saved."
"Come slowly—for God's sake, do not hurry."
"Take your time—please, don’t rush."
"No, no."
"No way."
At this moment Tobias heard the frail rope giving way; there was a tearing sound—it broke, and she fell. Lights, too, at that unlucky moment, flashed from the house, and it was now evident an alarm had been given. What could he do? if two could not be saved he might himself be saved. He turned, and flung his feet over the wall; he hung by his hands as low as he could, and then he dropped the remainder of the distance. He was hurt, but in a moment he sprang to his feet, for he felt that safety could only lie in instant and rapid flight. The terror of pursuit was so strong upon him that he forgot his bruises.
At that moment, Tobias heard the weak rope giving way; there was a ripping sound—it snapped, and she fell. Just then, lights flashed from the house, making it clear that an alarm had been raised. What could he do? If he couldn't save both, he might as well save himself. He turned and swung his legs over the wall; he hung by his hands as low as he could, then dropped the rest of the way. He was hurt, but in an instant, he was on his feet, knowing that his only chance of safety lay in quick and immediate escape. The fear of being chased was so intense that he forgot about his injuries.
"Thank Heaven," exclaimed Tobias, "I am at last free from that horrible place. Oh, if I can but reach London now, I shall be safe; and as for Sweeney Todd, let him beware, for a day of retribution for him cannot be far off."
"Thank goodness," shouted Tobias, "I'm finally free from that terrible place. Oh, if I can just get to London now, I’ll be safe; and as for Sweeney Todd, he better watch out because his day of reckoning is coming soon."
So saying, Tobias turned his steps towards the city, and at a hard trot, soon left Peckham Rye far behind him as he pursued his route.
So saying, Tobias headed toward the city and quickly left Peckham Rye far behind him as he picked up the pace.
CHAPTER XXX.
MRS. LOVETT'S COOK MAKES A DESPERATE ATTEMPT.
There are folks who can and who will bow like reeds to the decrees of evil fortune, and with a patient, ass-like placidity, go on bearing the ruffles of a thankless world without complaining, but Mrs. Lovett's new cook was not one of those. The more destiny seemed to say to him—"Be quiet!" the more he writhed, and wriggled, and fumed, and could not be quiet. The more fate whispered in his ears—"You can do nothing," the more intent he was upon doing something, let it be what it might. And he had a little something, in the shape of a respite too, now, for had he not baked a batch of pies, and sent them up to the devouring fangs of the lawyers' clerks in all their gelatinous, beauty and gushing sweetness, to be devoured. To be sure he had, and therefore having, for a space, obeyed the behests of his task-mistress, he could sit with his head resting upon his hands and think. Thought! What a luxury! Where is the Indian satrap—where the arch Inquisitor—where the grasping, dishonest, scheming employer who can stop a man from thinking?—and as Shakspeare, says of sleep,
There are people who can and will bend like reeds to the demands of bad luck, and with a patient, mule-like calmness, continue to endure the frustrations of an ungrateful world without complaining. But Mrs. Lovett's new cook was not one of those people. The more destiny seemed to tell him—"Be quiet!" the more he squirmed, writhed, and fumed, unable to stay silent. The more fate whispered in his ears—"You can't do anything," the more determined he was to do something, whatever it might be. And he had a little project on hand too, because he had baked a batch of pies and sent them up to the hungry jaws of the lawyers' clerks in all their gelatinous beauty and sweet aroma to be devoured. Of course he had, and because he had, for a moment, followed the orders of his taskmistress, he could now sit with his head resting on his hands and think. Thinking! What a luxury! Where is the Indian satrap—where is the chief Inquisitor—where is the greedy, dishonest, scheming employer who can stop a man from thinking?—and as Shakespeare says of sleep,
so might he have said of thought,
so he might have said about thought,
Now we are afraid that, in the first place, the cook, in spite of himself, uttered some expression concerning Mrs. Lovett of neither an evangelical or a polite character, and with these we need not trouble the reader. They acted as a sort of safety-valve to his feelings, and after consigning that fascinating female to a certain warm place, where we may fancy everybody's pie might be cooked on the very shortest notice, he got a little more calm.
Now we're worried that, first of all, the cook, despite his better judgment, said something about Mrs. Lovett that was neither respectful nor appropriate, and we won't bother the reader with those details. They served as a kind of safety valve for his emotions, and after sending that intriguing woman off to a certain warm place, where we can imagine everyone’s pie could be cooked in no time, he became a bit calmer.
"What shall I do?—what shall I do?"
"What should I do?—what should I do?"
Such was the rather vague question he asked of himself. Alas! how often are those four simple words linked together, finding but a vain echo in the over-charged heart. What shall I do? Ay, what!—small power had he to do anything, except the quietest thing of all—that one thing which Heaven in its mercy has left for every wretch to do if it so pleases him—to die! But, somehow or another, a man upon the up-hill side of life is apt to think he may do something rather than that, and our cook, although he was about as desperate a cook as the world ever saw, did not like yet to say die. Now, in that curious combination of passions, impulses, and prejudices in the mind of this man it would be a hard case if some scheme of action did not present itself, even in circumstances of the greatest possible seeming depression, and so, after a time, the cook did think of something to do.
He asked himself a rather vague question. Sadly, how often are those four simple words linked together, echoing uselessly in an overwhelmed heart. What should I do? Yes, what! He felt powerless to do anything, except for the quietest option of all—that one thing which, in its mercy, Heaven has left for every unfortunate to choose if they wish—to die! But, somehow, a man on the uphill side of life tends to think he can do something other than that, and our cook, though he was about as desperate as any cook can be, didn't want to admit to himself that he might die. Now, given the strange mix of emotions, urges, and biases in this man's mind, it would be surprising if he didn’t come up with some plan of action, even in what seemed like the most hopeless circumstances, and so, after a while, the cook figured out something to do.
"Many of these pies," he said to himself, "are not eaten in the shop, ergo they are eaten out of the shop, and possibly at the respective houses of the purchasers—what more feasible mode of disclosing my position, and 'the secrets of my prison-house,' can there be than the enclosing a note in one of Mrs. Lovett's pies?"
"Many of these pies," he thought, "aren't eaten in the shop, so they must be eaten somewhere else, probably at the homes of the buyers—what better way to reveal my situation and 'the secrets of my prison' than by hiding a note in one of Mrs. Lovett's pies?"
After reviewing all the pros and cons of this scheme, there only appeared a few little difficulties in the way, but, although they were rather serious, they were not insurmountable. In the first place, it was possible enough that the unfortunate pie in which the note might be enclosed might be eaten in the shop, in which event the note might go down the throat of some hungry lawyer's clerk, and it might be handed to Mrs. Lovett, with a "God bless me, ma'am, what's this in the pie?" and then Mrs. Lovett might, by a not very remote possibility, say to herself—"This cook is a scheming, long-headed sort of a cook, and notwithstanding he does his duty by the pies, he shall be sent upon an errand to another and a better world," and in that case the delectable scheme of the note could only end in the total destruction of the unfortunate who conceived it. Objection the second was, that, although nothing is so easy as to say—"Oh, write a note all about it," nothing is so difficult as to write a note about anything without paper, ink, and a pen. The cook rubbed his forehead, and cried—
After going through all the pros and cons of this plan, there seemed to be just a few small issues in the way. Still, even though they were pretty serious, they weren’t impossible to overcome. First off, there was a good chance that the unfortunate pie containing the note could be eaten in the shop. If that happened, the note might end up swallowed by some hungry lawyer's clerk, who could then hand it over to Mrs. Lovett, saying, "Goodness, ma'am, what's this in the pie?" And then Mrs. Lovett might, with some likelihood, think to herself, "This cook is clever and calculating. Even though he does his job well with the pies, he’ll be sent off on a little trip to another and better world." In that case, the brilliant idea behind the note could only result in the complete downfall of the person who came up with it. The second issue was that, while it’s easy to say, "Oh, just write a note about it," it’s incredibly hard to write a note about anything without paper, ink, and a pen. The cook rubbed his forehead and exclaimed—
"D——n it!"
"Dammit!"
This seemed to have the desired effect, for he at once recollected that he was supplied with a thin piece of paper for the purpose of laying over the pies if the oven should by chance be over heated, and so subject them to an over-browning process.
This seemed to have the desired effect, as he immediately remembered that he had a thin piece of paper to place over the pies if the oven happened to get too hot and cause them to brown too much.
"Surely," he thought, "I shall be able to make a substitute for a pen, and as for ink, a little coal and water, or—ah, I have it, black from my lights, of course. Ha—ha! How difficulties vanish when a man has thoroughly made up his mind to overcome them. Ha—ha! I write a note—I post it in a pie—some lawyer sends his clerk for a pie, and he gets that pie. He opens it and sees the note—he reads it—he flies to a police-office, and gets a private interview with a magistrate—a couple of Bow-street runners walk down to Bell Yard, and seize Mrs. Lovett—I hear a row in the shop, and cry—'Here I am—I am here—make haste—here I am—here I am!' Ha—ha—ha—ha—ha—ha!"
"Definitely," he thought, "I can create a substitute for a pen, and for ink, a little coal and water, or—oh, I’ve got it, black from my lights, obviously. Ha—ha! It’s amazing how challenges disappear when someone is truly committed to overcoming them. Ha—ha! I'll write a note—I’ll hide it in a pie—some lawyer sends his clerk for a pie, and he gets that pie. He opens it, sees the note—he reads it—he rushes to a police station, and gets a private meeting with a magistrate—a couple of Bow Street police officers walk down to Bell Yard, and arrest Mrs. Lovett—I hear a commotion in the shop, and shout—'Here I am—I’m here—hurry up—I'm here—I'm here!' Ha—ha—ha—ha—ha—ha!"
"Are you mad?"
"Are you crazy?"
The cook started to his feet—
The cook got to his feet—
"Who spoke—who spoke?"
"Who said that—who said that?"
"I," said Mrs. Lovett, looking through the ingenious little wicket at the top of the door. "What do you mean by that laughing? If you have gone mad, as one cook once did, death will be a relief to you. Only convince me of that fact, and in two hours you sleep the long sleep."
"I," said Mrs. Lovett, peering through the clever little wicket at the top of the door. "What do you mean by that laughter? If you've lost your mind, like one cook did before, death would be a relief for you. Just convince me of that, and in two hours you'll be in a deep sleep."
"I beg your pardon, ma'am, I am not at all mad."
"I’m sorry, ma'am, I'm not mad at all."
"Then why did you laugh in such a way that it reached even my ears above?"
"Then why did you laugh so loudly that it even reached my ears?"
"Why, ma'am, are you not a widow?"
"Why, ma'am, aren’t you a widow?"
"Well?"
"What's up?"
"Well then, you could not have possibly looked at me as you ought to have done, or you would have seen that I am anything but a bad looking fellow, and as I am decidedly single, what do you say to taking me for better or for worse? The pie business is a thriving one, and, of course, if I had an interest in it, I should say nothing of affairs down below here."
"Well then, you must not have looked at me the way you should have, or you would have noticed that I’m far from ugly. And since I’m definitely single, how about you consider taking me for better or worse? The pie business is doing really well, and, of course, if I had a stake in it, I wouldn't mention anything about what's going on down here."
"Fool!"
"Fool!"
"Thank you, madam, for the compliment, but I assure you, the idea of such an arrangement made me laugh, and at all events, provided I do my duty, you don't mind my laughing a little at it?"
"Thank you, ma'am, for the compliment, but I promise you, the thought of such an arrangement made me laugh, and anyway, as long as I do my duty, you don't mind me laughing a little at it, right?"
Mrs. Lovett disdained any further conversation with the cook, and closed the little wicket. When she was gone he took himself seriously to task for being so foolish as to utter his thoughts aloud, but yet he did not think he had gone so far as to speak loud enough about the plan of putting the letter in a pie for her to hear that.
Mrs. Lovett dismissed any more conversation with the cook and closed the small gate. After she left, he reprimanded himself for being foolish enough to say his thoughts out loud, but he still didn’t believe he had spoken loudly enough for her to hear about the plan to put the letter in a pie.
"Oh, no—no, I am safe enough. It was the laughing that made her come. I am safe as yet!"
"Oh, no—no, I'm safe enough. It was the laughter that made her come. I'm still safe!"
Having satisfied himself fully upon this point, he at once set to work to manufacture his note. The paper, as he had said, was ready at hand. To be sure, it was of a thin and flimsy texture, and decidedly brown, but a man in his situation could be hardly supposed to stand upon punctilios. After some trouble he succeeded in making an apology for a pen by the aid of a piece of stick, and he manufactured some very tolerable ink, at least, as good as the soot and water commonly sold in London for the best "japan," and then he set about writing his note. As we have an opportunity of looking over his shoulder, we give the note verbatim.
Having fully satisfied himself on this point, he immediately got to work on crafting his note. The paper, as he mentioned, was readily available. Sure, it was thin, flimsy, and definitely brown, but someone in his situation could hardly be expected to be picky about the details. After some effort, he managed to create a makeshift pen out of a piece of stick and made some decent ink, at least as good as the soot and water often sold in London as “best japan.” Then he began writing his note. Since we have the chance to look over his shoulder, we present the note exactly as it is.
"Sir—(or Madam)—I am a prisoner beneath the shop of Mrs. Lovett, the pie female, in Bell Yard. I am threatened with death if I attempt to escape from my now enforced employment. Moreover, I am convinced that there is some dreadful secret connected with the pies, which I can hardly trust my imagination to dwell upon, much less here set it down. Pray instantly, upon receipt of this, go to the nearest police-office and procure me immediate aid, or I shall soon be numbered with the dead. In the sacred names of justice and humanity, I charge you to do this."
"Sir—(or Ma'am)—I am a prisoner beneath Mrs. Lovett's pie shop in Bell Yard. I'm being threatened with death if I try to escape from my forced job. Also, I believe there’s a terrible secret connected to the pies, which I can barely imagine, let alone write about here. Please, as soon as you get this, go to the nearest police station and get me urgent help, or I’ll soon be among the dead. In the names of justice and humanity, I urge you to do this."
The cook did not, for fear of accidents, put his name to this epistle. It was sufficient, he thought, that he designated his condition, and pointed out where he was. This note he folded into a close flat shape, and pressed it with his hands, so that it would take up a very small portion of room in a pie, and yet, from its size and nature, if the pie fell into the hands of some gourmand who commenced eating it violently, he could not fail to feel that there was a something in his mouth more indigestible than the delicate mutton or veal and the flaky crust of which Mrs. Lovett's delicacies were composed. Having proceeded thus far, he concluded that the only real risk he ran was, that the pie might be eaten in the shop, and the enclosure, without examination, handed over to Mrs. Lovett merely as a piece of paper which had insinuated itself where it had no right to be. But as no design whatever can be carried out without some risk or another, he was not disposed to give up his, because some contingency of that character was attached to it. The prospect of deliverance from the horrible condition to which he was reduced, now spread over his mind a pleasing calm, and he set about the manufacture of a batch of pies, so as to have it ready for the oven when the bell should ring.—Into one of them he carefully introduced his note. Oh, what an eye he kept upon that individual pie. How often he carefully lifted the upper crust, to have a peep at the little missive which was about to go upon an errand of life or death.—How he tried to picture to his mind's eye the sort of person into whose hands it might fall, and then how he thought he would listen for any sounds during the next few hours, which should be indicative of the arrest of Mrs. Lovett, and the presence of the police in the place. He thought, then, that if his laugh had been sufficiently loud when merely uttered to himself, to reach the ears of Mrs. Lovett, surely his shout to the police would be heard above all other sounds, and at once bring them to his aid. Tingle! tingle! tingle! went a bell. It was the signal for him to get a batch of pies ready for the oven.
The cook didn’t put his name on this letter out of fear of getting caught. He believed it was enough to describe his situation and indicate where he was. He folded the note into a small flat shape and pressed it down so it would take up very little space in a pie. However, due to its size and nature, if the pie ended up in the hands of a foodie who started eating it vigorously, he would surely notice something in his mouth that was harder to digest than the tender mutton or veal and the flaky crust of Mrs. Lovett's treats. After thinking this through, he realized that his biggest risk was that the pie might be eaten in the shop, and the note could end up handed over to Mrs. Lovett as just a piece of paper that didn't belong there. But since no plan can be executed without some kind of risk, he wasn’t willing to give up on his idea just because of that possibility. The thought of escaping the terrible situation he was in brought a pleasant calm over him, and he began making a batch of pies to have them ready for the oven when the bell rang. He carefully placed his note into one of them. Oh, how closely he watched that particular pie! How often he lifted the top crust to peek at the little message that was about to embark on a mission of life or death. He tried to imagine what kind of person it might end up with, and he listened intently for any signs over the next few hours that would suggest Mrs. Lovett had been caught and the police were there. He thought that if his laugh had been loud enough for Mrs. Lovett to hear it, surely his shout to the police would be heard above everything else and would quickly bring them to help him. Tingle! tingle! tingle! went a bell. It was the signal for him to prepare a batch of pies for the oven.
"Good," he said, "it is done."
"Great," he said, "it's done."
He waited until the signal was given to him to put them in to be cooked, and then, after casting one more look at the pie that contained his note, in went the batch to the hot air of the oven, which came out upon his face like the breath of some giant in a highly febrile state.
He waited until he got the signal to put them in to cook, and then, after taking one last look at the pie with his note in it, he shoved the batch into the hot air of the oven, which hit his face like the breath of a giant with a fever.
"'Tis done," he said. "'Tis done, and I am saved!"
"'It's done," he said. "'It's done, and I'm saved!"
He sat down and covered his face with his hands, while delicious dreamy thoughts of freedom came across his brain. Green fields, trees, meadows and uplands, and the sweet blue sky, all appeared before him in bright and beautiful array.
He sat down and covered his face with his hands, while delightful, dreamy thoughts of freedom filled his mind. Green fields, trees, meadows, and hills, along with the lovely blue sky, all came to him in a vivid and beautiful display.
"Yes," he said. "Yes, I shall see them all once again.—Once again I shall look, perchance, upon the bounding deep blue sea. Once again I shall feel the sun of a happier clime than this fanning my cheek. Oh, liberty, liberty, what a precious boon art thou!"
"Yes," he said. "Yes, I will see them all again. Once more, I might gaze upon the vast deep blue sea. Once again, I will feel the sun of a happier place than this warming my cheek. Oh, freedom, freedom, what a priceless gift you are!"
Tingle! tingle! tingle! He started from his dream of joy. The pies are wanted; Mrs. Lovett knew well enough how long they took in doing, and that by this time they should be ready to be placed upon the ascending trap. Down it came. Open went the oven door, and in another minute the note was in the shop. The cook placed his hand upon his heart to still its tumultuous beating as he listened intently. He could hear the sound of feet above—only dimly though, through that double roof. Once he thought he heard high words, but all died away again, and nothing came of it.—All was profoundly still. The batch of pies surely were sold now, and in a paper bag he told himself his pie, par excellence, had gone perhaps to the chambers of some attorney, who would be rejoiced to have a finger in it; or to some briefless barrister, who would be rejoiced to get his name in the papers, even if it were only connected with a story of a pie. Yes, the dream of freedom still clung to the imagination of the cook, and he waited, with every nerve thrilling with expectation, the result of his plan. One, two, three hours had passed away, and nothing came of the pie or the letter. All was as quiet and as calm as though the malignant fates had determined that there he was to spend his days for ever, and gradually as in a frigid situation the narrow column of mercury in a thermometer will sink, sank his spirits—down—down—down!
Tingle! tingle! tingle! He jolted awake from his dream of joy. The pies were needed; Mrs. Lovett knew exactly how long they took to make, and by now they should be ready to go on the rising trap. Down it came. The oven door swung open, and in a moment, the note was in the shop. The cook placed his hand on his heart to calm its frantic beating as he listened closely. He could hear footsteps above—only faintly, though, through that double roof. For a moment, he thought he heard voices, but it all faded away again, and nothing came of it. Everything was eerily quiet. The batch of pies must have been sold by now, and he told himself that his pie, par excellence, had likely gone to the chambers of some lawyer who would be thrilled to have a hand in it; or to some struggling barrister, who would be happy to see his name in the papers, even if it was just tied to a story about a pie. Yes, the dream of freedom still lingered in the cook's mind, and he waited, every nerve tingling with anticipation, for the outcome of his plan. One, two, three hours passed, and nothing came of the pie or the letter. It was as quiet and calm as if the cruel fates had decided he was destined to spend his days there forever, and gradually, like the mercury in a thermometer sinking in a cold situation, his spirits sank—down—down—down!
"No—no," he said. "No hope. Timidity or incredulity has consigned my letter to the flames, perhaps, or some wide-mouthed, stupid idiot has actually swallowed it. Oh that it had choked him by the way. Oh that it had actually stuck in his throat.—It is over, I have lost hope again. This horrible place will be my charnel-house—my family vault! Curses!—No—no. What is the use of swearing? My despair is past that—far past that—"
"No—no," he said. "No hope. Either my fear or disbelief has sent my letter to the flames, maybe, or some clueless idiot has actually swallowed it. Oh, if only it had choked him. Oh, if only it had really gotten stuck in his throat.—It’s over, I’ve lost hope again. This terrible place will be my tomb—my family vault! Damn it!—No—no. What’s the point of cursing? My despair is beyond that—way beyond that—"
"Cook!" said a voice.
"Cook!" a voice said.
He sprang up, and looked to the wicket. There was Mrs. Lovett gazing in at him.
He jumped up and looked toward the window. There was Mrs. Lovett staring in at him.
"Cook!"
"Let's cook!"
"Well—well.—Fiend in female shape, what would you with me? Did you not expect to find me dead?"
"Well—well.—Demon in a woman's form, what do you want with me? Didn't you expect to find me dead?"
"Certainly not. Here is a letter for you."
"Definitely not. Here’s a letter for you."
"A—a—letter?"
"A letter?"
"Yes. Perhaps it is an answer to the one you sent in the pie, you know."
"Yes. Maybe it's a response to the one you included in the pie, you know."
The unfortunate grasped his head, and gave a yell of despair. The letter—for indeed Mrs. Lovett had one—was dropped upon the ground floor from the opening through which she conversed with her prisoner, and then, without another word, she withdrew from the little orifice, and left him to his meditation.
The unfortunate man clutched his head and let out a cry of despair. The letter—because Mrs. Lovett actually had one—fell to the ground from the opening through which she talked to her prisoner, and then, without saying anything else, she pulled back from the small opening and left him to his thoughts.
"Lost!—lost!—lost!" he cried. "All is lost. God, is this enchantment? Or am I mad, and the inmate of some cell in an abode of lunacy, and all this about pies and letters merely the delusion of my overwrought fancy? Is there really a pie—a Mrs. Lovett—a Bell Yard—a letter—a—a—a—damn it, is there such a wretch as I myself, in this vast bustling world, or is all a wild and fathomless delusion?"
"Lost!—lost!—lost!" he shouted. "Everything is lost. God, is this some kind of magic? Or am I crazy, locked away in a mental institution, and all this talk about pies and letters just a figment of my stressed-out imagination? Is there really a pie—a Mrs. Lovett—a Bell Yard—a letter—a—a—a—damn it, am I even a real person in this huge, chaotic world, or is everything just an endless and incomprehensible illusion?"
He cast himself upon the ground, as though from that moment he gave up all hope and desire to save himself. It seemed as though he could have said—
He threw himself on the ground, as if at that moment he had given up all hope and desire to save himself. It felt like he could have said—
"Let death come in any shape he may, he will find me an unresisting victim. I have fought with fate, and am, like thousands who have preceded me in such a contest—beaten!"
"Let death come in any form he wants, he'll find me an unwilling victim. I’ve battled against fate and, like thousands before me in this struggle—I'm defeated!"
A kind of stupor came over him, and there he lay for more than two hours; but youth will overcome much, and the mind, like some depressed spring, will, in the spring of life, soon recover its rebound; so it was with the unhappy cook. After a time he rose and looked about him.
A kind of daze came over him, and there he lay for more than two hours; but youth can endure a lot, and the mind, like a compressed spring, will, in the early years of life, quickly bounce back; that’s how it was with the unhappy cook. After a while, he got up and looked around.
"No," he said, "it is no dream. It is no dream!"
"No," he said, "this isn’t a dream. It isn’t a dream!"
He then saw the letter lying upon the ground, which Mrs. Lovett had with such irony cast unto him.
He then saw the letter lying on the ground, which Mrs. Lovett had ironically thrown at him.
"Surely," he said, "she might have been content to tell me she had discovered my plans, without adding this practical sneer to it."
"Surely," he said, "she could have simply told me she found out about my plans without adding this sarcastic remark."
He lifted the letter from the floor, and found it was addressed "To Mrs. Lovett's Cook, Bell Yard, Temple Bar;" and what made it all the more provoking was, that it seemed to have come regularly through the post, for there were the official seal and blue stamp upon it. Curiosity tempted him to open it, and he read as follows:—
He picked up the letter from the floor and saw it was addressed "To Mrs. Lovett's Cook, Bell Yard, Temple Bar;" and what made it even more frustrating was that it appeared to have come through the mail, as it had the official seal and blue stamp on it. His curiosity got the better of him, and he opened it to read the following:—
"Sir—Having, in a most delicious pie, received the extraordinary communication which you inserted in it, I take the earliest opportunity of replying to you. The character of a highly respectable and pious woman is not, sir, to be whispered away in a pie by a cook. When the whole bench of bishops were proved, in black and white, to be the greatest thieves and speculators in the known world, it was their character that saved them, for, as people justly enough reasoned, bishops should be pious and just—therefore, a bishop cannot be a thief and a liar! Now, sir, apply this little mandate to Mrs. Lovett, and assure yourself; but no one will believe anything you can allege against a female with so fascinating a smile, and who attends to her religious duties so regularly. Reflect, young man, on the evil that you have tried to do, and for the future learn to be satisfied with the excellent situation you have. The pie was very good."
Sir—I received your extraordinary message in a delicious pie, and I’m taking this opportunity to respond. The reputation of a respected and devout woman shouldn’t be dismissed lightly. When it was proven that all the bishops were the biggest thieves and speculators around, their reputation was what protected them. People logically believed that bishops should be pious and fair—therefore, a bishop can’t be a thief and a liar! Now, sir, apply this thought to Mrs. Lovett and you’ll see; no one is going to believe anything you say against a woman with such a charming smile who regularly attends to her religious duties. Consider, young man, the harm you’ve attempted to do, and moving forward, learn to appreciate the excellent position you hold. The pie was very good.
I am, you bad young man,
A Parishioner of St. Dunstan's,
Sweeney Todd."
I am, you naughty young man,
A member of St. Dunstan's,
Sweeney Todd."
"Now was there ever such a piece of cool rascality as this?" cried the cook, "Sweeney Todd—Todd—Todd. Who the devil is he? This is some scheme of Mrs. Lovett's to drive me mad."
"Is there ever such a cool trick as this?" shouted the cook, "Sweeney Todd—Todd—Todd. Who the hell is he? This is some plot by Mrs. Lovett to drive me crazy."
He dashed the letter upon the floor.
He threw the letter on the floor.
"Not another pie will I make! No—no—no. Welcome death—welcome that dissolution which may be my lot, rather than the continued endurance of this terrible imprisonment. Am I, at my time of life, to be made the slave of such a demon in human shape as this woman? Am I to grow old and grey here, a mere pie machine? No—no, death a thousand times rather!"
"Not making another pie! No—no—no. Welcome death—bring on that end which might be my fate, rather than keep suffering this awful imprisonment. At my age, am I really going to be the slave of such a monster in human form as this woman? Am I supposed to grow old and grey here, just a pie-making machine? No—no, I'd choose death a thousand times over!"
Tears! yes, bitter scalding tears came to his relief, and he wept abundantly, but those tears were blessed, for as they flowed, the worst bitterness of his heart flowed with them, and he suddenly looked up, saying—
Tears! Yes, bitter, scalding tears brought him relief, and he cried a lot, but those tears were a blessing, for as they streamed down, the deepest pain of his heart poured out with them, and he suddenly looked up, saying—
"I am only twenty-four."
"I'm just twenty-four."
There was magic in the sound of those words. They seemed in themselves to contain a volume of philosophy. Only twenty-four. Should he, at that green and unripe age, get rid of hope? Should he, at twenty-four only, lie down and say—"Let me die!" just because things had gone a little adverse, and he was the enforced cook of Mrs. Lovett?
There was something magical about the sound of those words. They felt like they held a deep philosophy. Only twenty-four. Should he, at that young and inexperienced age, give up on hope? Should he, at just twenty-four, lie down and say—"Let me die!" just because things had gone a bit wrong, and he was stuck being the cook for Mrs. Lovett?
"No—no," he said. "No, I will endure much, and I will hope much. Hitherto, it is true, I have been unsuccessful in what I have attempted for my release, but the diabolical cunning, even of this woman, may fail her at some moment, and I may have my time of revenge. No—no, I need not ask for revenge, justice will do—common justice. I will keep myself alive. Hope shall be my guiding star. They shall not subdue the proud spirit they have succeeded in caging, quite so easily, I will not give up, I live and have youthful blood in my veins, I will not despair. Despair? No—Hence, fiend!—I am as yet only twenty-four. Ha—ha! Only twenty-four."
"No—no," he said. "No, I will endure a lot, and I will hold onto hope. So far, it's true, I haven't succeeded in what I've tried for my freedom, but even this woman's wicked cleverness might fail her at some point, and I could have my chance for revenge. No—no, I don’t need to seek revenge; justice will be enough—simple justice. I will stay alive. Hope will be my guiding star. They won't easily break the proud spirit they’ve managed to trap. I won’t give up; I live and have youthful blood in my veins, and I will not despair. Despair? No—Get away, fiend!—I am still only twenty-four. Ha—ha! Only twenty-four."
CHAPTER XXXI.
SHOWS HOW TOBIAS GOT TO LONDON.
We will now take a peep at Tobias. On—on—on, like the wind, went the poor belated boy from the vicinity of that frightful prison-house at Peckham. Terror was behind him—terror with dishevelled locks was upon his right hand, and terror shrieking in his ear was upon his left. On—on, he flew like a whirlwind. Alas, poor Tobias, will your young intellects yet stand these trials? We shall see! Through the deep mud of the Surrey roads—past pedestrians—past horsemen, and past coaches flew poor Tobias, on—on. He had but one thought, and that was to place miles and miles of space between him and Mr. Fogg's establishment. The perspiration poured down his face—his knees shook under him—his heart beat as though in some wild pulsation it would burst, but he passed on until he saw afar off the old Bridge of London. The route to Blackfriars he had by some chance avoided. Many, who for the last two miles of Tobias's progress, had seen him, had tried to stop him. They had called after him, but he had heeded them not. Some fast runners had pursued him for a short distance, and then given up the chase in despair. He reached the bridge.
We will now take a look at Tobias. On—on—on, like the wind, went the poor late boy from the area of that terrifying prison in Peckham. Fear was behind him—fear with messy hair was on his right, and fear screaming in his ear was on his left. On—on, he raced like a whirlwind. Alas, poor Tobias, will your young mind withstand these trials? We shall see! Through the thick mud of the Surrey roads—past pedestrians—past horsemen, and past coaches flew poor Tobias, on—on. He had only one thought, and that was to put as much distance as possible between him and Mr. Fogg's place. Sweat poured down his face—his knees shook—his heart beat so wildly it felt like it might burst, but he kept going until he saw the old London Bridge in the distance. By some chance, he had avoided the route to Blackfriars. Many, who had seen him over the last two miles of his journey, had tried to stop him. They called after him, but he ignored them. Some fast runners had chased him for a short distance and then given up in despair. He reached the bridge.
"Stop that boy!" cried a man, "he looks mad!"
"Stop that kid!" yelled a man, "he looks crazy!"
"No—no," shrieked Tobias, "I am not mad! I am not mad!"
"No—no," shouted Tobias, "I’m not crazy! I’m not crazy!"
A man held out his arms to stop him, but Tobias dashed past him like a flash of lightning, and was off again.
A man stretched out his arms to stop him, but Tobias zipped past him like a flash of lightning and was gone again.
"Stop him!" cried twenty voices. "Stop thief!" shouted some who could not conceive that anybody was to be stopped on any other account.
"Stop him!" shouted twenty voices. "Stop thief!" yelled some who couldn’t imagine anyone being stopped for any reason other than that.
"No, no," gasped Tobias, as he flew onwards—"not mad, not mad!"
"No, no," gasped Tobias, as he flew onward—"not crazy, not crazy!"

The Flight Of Tobias From Peckham Mad-House.
The Flight of Tobias from Peckham Mental Hospital.
His feet failed him. He reeled a few more paces like a drunken man, and then fell heavily upon some stone steps, where he lay bathed in perspiration. Blood too gushed from his mouth. A gentleman's horse was standing at the door, and the man came out to mount him at that moment, and he saw the rapidly collecting crowd. With the reins of his steed in his hand, he pushed his way through the mob, saying—
His legs gave out on him. He staggered a few more steps like he was drunk, then collapsed heavily onto some stone steps, lying there drenched in sweat. Blood was also pouring from his mouth. A gentleman's horse was tied up at the door, and just then, the man came out to ride it. He noticed the quickly gathering crowd. Holding the reins of his horse, he made his way through the crowd, saying—
"What is it? what is it?"
"What is it? What is it?"
"A mad boy, sir," said some. "Only look at him. Did you ever see the like. He looks as if he had run a hundred miles."
"A crazy kid, sir," some said. "Just take a look at him. Have you ever seen anything like it? He looks like he’s run a hundred miles."
"Good God!" cried the gentleman. "It is he! It is he!"
"Good God!" the man exclaimed. "It's him! It's him!"
"Who, sir? who, sir?"
"Who, sir? Who, sir?"
"A poor lad that I know, I will take charge of him. My name is Jeffery, I am Colonel Jeffery. A couple of guineas to any strong man who will carry him to the nearest surgeon's. Alas! poor boy, what a state is this to meet him in."
"A poor kid I know, I'll take care of him. My name is Jeffery, I'm Colonel Jeffery. A couple of pounds to any strong guy who will take him to the nearest doctor. Oh no! Poor boy, what a terrible situation to find him in."
It was quite astonishing the numbers of strong men that there were all of a sudden in the crowd, who were each anxious and willing to earn the colonel's two guineas. There was danger of a fight arising upon the subject, when one man, after knocking down two others and threatening the remainder, stepped up, and lifting Tobias as though he had been an infant, exclaimed—
It was surprising how many strong men suddenly appeared in the crowd, all eager and ready to earn the colonel's two guineas. There was a risk of a fight breaking out over it when one man, after taking down two others and threatening the rest, stepped forward and lifted Tobias as if he were a child, exclaiming—
"Ale does it! ale does it! Come on, my little 'un."
"Ale does it! Ale does it! Come on, my little one."
All gave way before the gigantic proportions of no other than our old friend Big Ben the Beef Eater, who, as chance would have it, was upon the spot, and who, without a thought of the colonel's two guineas, only heard that a poor sick boy had to be carried to the nearest medical man. Tobias could not be in better hands than Ben's, for the latter carried him much more carefully than ever nursemaid carried a child out of sight of its mother.
All gave way before the massive figure of none other than our old friend Big Ben the Beef Eater, who, by chance, was right there. Without thinking about the colonel's two guineas, he just heard that a poor sick boy needed to be taken to the nearest doctor. Tobias couldn’t be in better hands than Ben's, as he carried him much more carefully than any nursemaid would carry a child out of sight of its mother.
"Follow me," said Colonel Jeffery, as he saw in the distance a party-coloured lamp, which hung over a door appertaining to a chemist. "Follow, and I will reward you."
"Follow me," Colonel Jeffery said, noticing a colorful lamp hanging over the door of a pharmacy in the distance. "Follow, and I’ll reward you."
"Doesn't want it," said Ben. "It's ale as does it."
"Doesn't want it," said Ben. "It's ale that does it."
"What?"
"What did you say?"
"Ale does it. Here you is. Come on."
"Ale does it. Here you are. Come on."
Colonel Jeffery was rather surprised at the droll customer he had picked up in the street, but provided he carried Tobias in safety, which by-the-bye he (the colonel) would not have scrupled to do himself, had he not been encumbered by his horse, it was all one to him, and that he saw Ben was effectually doing. Tobias had shown some slight symptoms of vitality before being lifted from the step of the door close to which he had fallen, but by the time they all reached the chemist's shop, he was in a complete state of insensibility. Of course the usual crowd that collects on such occasions followed them, and during the walk the colonel had time to think, and the result of those thoughts was, that it would be a most desirable thing to keep the knowledge to himself that Tobias was Tobias. He had, in order to awe the mob from any interference with him, announced who he was, but had not announced Tobias. At least if he had uttered his name, he felt certain that it was in an interjectional sort of way, and not calculated to awaken any suspicion.
Colonel Jeffery was quite surprised by the quirky person he had picked up in the street, but as long as he got Tobias to safety—which, by the way, he would have done himself if he hadn’t been weighed down by his horse—it didn’t matter much to him, and he could see that Ben was effectively handling it. Tobias had shown some signs of life before being lifted from the step of the door where he had fallen, but by the time they all reached the pharmacy, he was completely out cold. Naturally, the usual crowd that gathers in these situations followed them, and during the walk, the colonel had time to think. The conclusion he reached was that it would be best to keep it to himself that Tobias was Tobias. He had introduced himself to prevent the crowd from interfering, but he hadn’t mentioned Tobias. At least, if he had said his name, he was pretty sure it was more of an exclamatory remark and not something that would raise any suspicion.
"I will keep it to myself," he thought, "that Tobias is in my possession, otherwise if such a fact should travel round to Sweeney Todd, there's no saying to what extent it might put that scoundrel upon his guard."
"I'll keep this to myself," he thought, "that I have Tobias with me. If that gets to Sweeney Todd, who knows how careful he'll become."
By the time the colonel had arrived at this conclusion the whole party had reached the chemist's, and Big Ben walked in with Tobias, and placed him at once upon the top of a plate-glass counter, which had upon it a large collection of trumpery scent bottles and wonderful specifics for everything, through which Tobias went with a crash.
By the time the colonel figured this out, everyone had reached the pharmacy, and Big Ben walked in with Tobias, immediately placing him on top of a glass counter that was filled with a bunch of cheap perfume bottles and amazing remedies for everything, which Tobias went through with a bang.
"There he is!" said Ben—"ale does it."
"There he is!" said Ben—"beer does it."
"Fire! murder! my glass case!" cried the chemist, "Oh, you monster!"
"Fire! Murder! My display case!" yelled the chemist, "Oh, you monster!"
"Ale does it. What do you mean, eh?"
"Ale does it. What do you mean?"
Big Ben backed a pace or two and went head and shoulders through a glass case of similar varieties that was against the wall.
Big Ben stepped back a pace or two and went headfirst through a glass display case filled with similar items that was against the wall.
"Gracious bless the beasteses," said Ben, "is your house made of glass? What do you mean by it, eh? A fellow can't turn round here without going through something. You ought to be persecuted according to law, that you ought."
"Goodness, are your walls made of glass?" said Ben. "What do you mean by that, huh? A guy can't turn around here without running into something. You should be prosecuted by law, that's for sure."
Now this learned chemist had in the glass case against which Big Ben had tumbled a skeleton, which, from the stunning and terrible look it had in his shop, brought him many customers, and it was against this remnant of humanity that Big Ben's head met, after going through the glass as a preparatory step. By some means or another Ben caught his head under the skeleton's ribs, and the consequence was that out he hooked him from the glass case, and the first intimation Ben had of anything unusual, consisted of seeing a pair of bony legs dangling down on each side of him. So unexpected a phenomenon gave Ben what he called a "blessed turn," and out he bounced from the shop, carrying the skeleton for all the world like what is called pick-a-back, for the wires that supplied the place of cartilages held it erect, and so awful a sight surely was never seen in the streets of London as Big Ben with a skeleton upon his back. People fled before—some turned in at shop doors; and an old lady with a large umbrella and a pair of gigantic pattens went clean through a silversmith's window. But we must leave Ben and the skeleton to get on as well as they can en route to the Tower, while we turn our attention to Tobias.
Now, this knowledgeable chemist had a skeleton in the glass case that Big Ben had just knocked over, and the eerie look of it brought him many customers. It was against this remnant of humanity that Big Ben's head collided, having first gone through the glass. Somehow, Ben got his head stuck under the skeleton's ribs, and the result was that he pulled it out from the glass case. The first indication Ben had that something was off was seeing a pair of bony legs dangling on either side of him. This unexpected sight gave Ben a surprise, which he called a "blessed turn," and he jumped out of the shop, carrying the skeleton on his back, with the wires in place of cartilage keeping it upright. Surely, no one had ever seen such a frightening sight on the streets of London as Big Ben with a skeleton on his back. People ran away—some ducked into shop doorways, and an old lady with a large umbrella and oversized shoes went straight through a silversmith's window. But we must leave Ben and the skeleton to navigate their way to the Tower while we shift our focus to Tobias.
"Are you a surgeon?" cried Colonel Jeffery.
"Are you a surgeon?" shouted Colonel Jeffery.
"A—a surgeon? No, I'm only a druggist; but is that any reason why a second Goliath should come into my shop and destroy everything?"
"A—a surgeon? No, I'm just a pharmacist; but does that mean a second Goliath should come into my store and wreck everything?"
Colonel Jeffery did not wait for anything more, but snatching Tobias from the remnants of the plate glass, he ran to the door with him, and handing him to the first person he saw there, he cried—
Colonel Jeffery didn’t wait for anything else. Grabbing Tobias from the shards of the plate glass, he rushed to the door and handed him to the first person he spotted there, exclaiming—
"When I am mounted give me the boy."
"When I'm on horseback, give me the boy."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
He sprang upon his horse; Tobias was handed to him like a bale of goods, and laying him comfortably as he could upon the saddle before him, off set the colonel at a good round trot through Finsbury to his own house. Colonel Jeffery had no sort of intention that the chemist should be a sufferer, but in his hurry to be off with Tobias, and speedily get medical advice for him, he forgot to say so, and accordingly there stood the man of physic then fairly bewildered by the events of the last few moments, during which his stock in trade had been materially damaged and a valuable amount of glass broken, to say nothing of the singular and most unexpected abduction of his friend the skeleton.
He jumped onto his horse; Tobias was passed to him like a bundle of goods, and after placing him as comfortably as possible on the saddle in front of him, the colonel set off at a brisk trot through Finsbury to his house. Colonel Jeffery had no intention for the chemist to suffer, but in his rush to get Tobias medical help, he forgot to mention it. So there stood the doctor, completely bewildered by the events of the last few moments, during which his supplies had been significantly damaged and a valuable amount of glass broken, not to mention the strange and unexpected kidnapping of his friend the skeleton.
"Here's a pretty day's work!" he said. "Here's a pretty day's work! More mischief done than enough, and the worst of it is, my wife will hear of it, and then there will be a deal of peace in the house. Oh, dear—oh, dear—was there ever such an unfort—I knew it—"
"Here's a great day's work!" he said. "Here's a great day's work! More trouble caused than necessary, and the worst part is, my wife will find out, and then there will be a lot of tension in the house. Oh, man—oh, man—was there ever such an unfortunate—I knew it—"
A good rap upon his head from a pair of bellows wielded by a little meagre-faced woman, that he was big enough to have swallowed, confined his words. While all this was going on, Colonel Jeffery had ridden fast, and passing through Finsbury and up the City-road, had reached his house in the fashionable—but now quite the reverse, as the man says in the play—district of Pentonville.
A solid whack on his head from a pair of bellows held by a small, skinny woman, who he was big enough to have swallowed, silenced him. Meanwhile, Colonel Jeffery had ridden quickly, passing through Finsbury and up the City-road, and had arrived at his home in the trendy—but now totally the opposite, as the guy says in the play—area of Pentonville.
"This is a prize," thought the colonel, "worth the taking. It will go hard with me but I will extract from this boy all that he knows of Sweeney Todd, and we shall see how far that knowledge will go towards the confirmation of my suspicions regarding him."
"This is a prize," thought the colonel, "worth grabbing. It won't be easy for me, but I will get everything I can from this boy about Sweeney Todd, and we'll find out how much that knowledge will support my suspicions about him."
He carried Tobias himself to a comfortable bed-room, and immediately sent for a medical practitioner of good repute in the neighbourhood, who happening fortunately to be at home, obeyed the summons immediately. He sent likewise for his friend the captain, whom he knew would be overjoyed to hear of what he would call the capture of Tobias Ragg. The medical man made his appearance first, as being much closer at hand, and the colonel led him to the apartment of the invalid boy, saying to him as he went—
He carried Tobias himself to a cozy bedroom and quickly called for a well-respected doctor in the area, who happened to be home and came right away. He also called his friend the captain, knowing he would be thrilled to hear about what he would call the capture of Tobias Ragg. The doctor arrived first since he was much closer by, and the colonel guided him to the boy's room, saying as they walked—
"I know nothing of what is the matter with this lad—I have been very anxious to see him on account of certain information that he possesses, and only found him this morning upon a door step in the street, in the state you see him."
"I have no idea what’s going on with this young man—I’ve been really worried to see him because of some information he has, and I only found him this morning on a doorstep in the street, in the condition you see."
"Is he very ill?"
"Is he seriously ill?"
"I am afraid he is."
"I'm afraid he is."
The medical man followed the colonel to the room in which poor Tobias lay, and after gazing upon him for a few moments, and opening with his fingers the closed eyelids of Tobias, he shook his head.
The doctor followed the colonel to the room where poor Tobias was lying, and after looking at him for a few moments and gently opening Tobias's closed eyelids with his fingers, he shook his head.
"I wish I knew," he said, "what has produced this state. Can you not inform me, sir?"
"I wish I knew," he said, "what caused this situation. Can you tell me, sir?"
"Indeed I cannot, but I suspect that the boy's imagination has been cruelly acted upon by a man, whom you will excuse me from naming just at present, but whom I sincerely hope to bring to justice shortly."
"Honestly, I can't say for sure, but I think the boy's imagination has been negatively influenced by a man, who I'll refrain from naming right now, but whom I genuinely hope to bring to justice soon."
"The boy's brain, no doubt, is in a bad condition. I do not take upon myself to say that, as an organ, it is diseased, but fractionally it is damaged. However, we must do the best we can to recover him from this condition of collapse in which he is."
"The boy's brain is definitely in bad shape. I'm not saying it's diseased as an organ, but it's definitely damaged to some extent. Nevertheless, we have to do our best to help him recover from this state of breakdown he's in."
"Can you form any opinion as to his probable recovery?"
"Can you have any thoughts on whether he will likely recover?"
"Indeed I cannot, but he is young, and youth is a great thing. The best that can be done shall be done."
"Honestly, I can't, but he’s young, and youth is powerful. We will do everything we can."
"I thank you. Spare nothing for the lad, and pay him every attention, as though he were a son or a brother of my own; I long to hear him speak, and to convince him that he is really among friends, who are not only willing to protect him, but have likewise the power to do so."
"I appreciate it. Don't hold back anything for the kid, and give him all your attention, as if he were my own son or brother; I can't wait to hear him talk and to show him that he's truly among friends who not only want to protect him but can actually do it."
The medical man bowed, as he said—
The doctor nodded as he said—
"May I ask his name, sir?"
"Can I ask his name, sir?"
He had his tablets in his hand ready to book the name of Tobias, but the colonel was so very much afraid that Sweeney Todd might by some means learn that Tobias was in his house, and so take an alarm, that he would not trust even the medical man, who, no doubt, had no other motive in asking the name than merely to place it in his list of calls.
He had his notepad ready to write down the name Tobias, but the colonel was extremely worried that Sweeney Todd might somehow find out that Tobias was in his house and get suspicious, so he wouldn’t even trust the doctor, who probably only wanted the name to add it to his list of visits.
"Smith," said the colonel.
"Smith," the colonel said.
The medical man gave a short dry sort of cough, as he wrote "Master Smith" upon his tablets, and then promising to return in half an hour, he took his leave. At the expiration of half an hour Tobias was put under a course of treatment. His head was shaved, and a blister clapped upon the back of his neck. The room was darkened, and strict quiet was enjoined.
The doctor let out a brief, dry cough as he wrote "Master Smith" on his notepad, then promised to come back in half an hour before leaving. After half an hour, Tobias began his treatment. His head was shaved, and a blister was placed on the back of his neck. The room was darkened, and complete silence was required.
"As soon as he betrays any signs of consciousness, pray send for me, sir," said the surgeon.
"As soon as he shows any signs of waking up, please call for me, sir," said the surgeon.
"Certainly."
"Of course."
In the course of the day the captain made his appearance, and Colonel Jeffery detailed to him all that had taken place, only lamenting that, after so happily getting possession of Tobias, he should be in so sorry a condition. The captain expressed a wish to see him, and they both went to the chamber, where a woman had been hired to sit with Tobias, in order to give the first intimation of his stirring. Of course, as it was her duty, and what she was specially hired for, to keep wide awake, she was fast asleep, and snoring loud enough to awaken any one much worse than poor Tobias. But that was to to be expected.
During the day, the captain showed up, and Colonel Jeffery filled him in on everything that had happened, only wishing that, after successfully getting Tobias, he was in such a bad condition. The captain wanted to see him, so they both went to the room where a woman had been hired to sit with Tobias, ready to notify them as soon as he started to stir. Naturally, since it was her job to stay awake, she was fast asleep, snoring loudly enough to wake anyone much worse off than poor Tobias. But that was to be expected.
"Oh," said the captain, "this is a professional nurse."
"Oh," said the captain, "this is a trained nurse."
"A professional devil!" said the colonel. "How did you know that?"
"A professional devil!" said the colonel. "How did you find that out?"
"By her dropping off so comfortably to sleep, and her utter neglect of her charge. I never knew one that did not do so, and, in good truth, I am inclined to think it is the very best thing they can do, for if they are not asleep they are obnoxiously awake."
"She fell asleep so easily and completely ignored her responsibility. I’ve never known anyone who didn't do the same, and honestly, I think it's the best thing they can do because if they’re not asleep, they’re annoyingly awake."
The colonel took a pin from his cravat, and rather roughly inserted its point into the fat arm of the nurse. She started up, exclaiming—
The colonel took a pin from his tie and roughly poked it into the nurse's plump arm. She jumped up, exclaiming—
"Drat the fleas, can't a mortal sleep in peace for them?"
"Ugh, these fleas, can't a person get some sleep in peace because of them?"
"Madam," said the colonel, "how much is owing to you for sleeping here a few hours?"
"Ma'am," said the colonel, "how much do you owe for spending the night here for a few hours?"
"Lord bless me, sir, is this you? The poor soul has never so much as stirred. How my heart bleeds continually for him, to be sure. Ah, dear me, we are all born like sparks, and keep continually flying upward, as the psalm says."
"Lord bless me, sir, is that you? The poor soul hasn't moved an inch. My heart aches for him, that's for sure. Oh, dear, we are all born like sparks, and we keep soaring upward, just like the psalm says."
"How much do I owe you?"
"How much do I owe you?"
"Here to-day, and gone to-morrow. Bless his innocent face."
"Here today, and gone tomorrow. Bless his innocent face."
The colonel rung the bell, and a strapping footman made his appearance.
The colonel rang the bell, and a strong footman appeared.
"You will see this woman to the door, John," he said, "and pay her for being here about three hours."
"You will see this woman to the door, John," he said, "and pay her for being here for about three hours."
"Why, you mangy skin-flint," cried the woman. "What do you—"
"Why, you stingy miser," shouted the woman. "What do you—"
She was cut short in her vituperative eloquence by John, who handed her down stairs with such dispatch that a pint bottle of gin rolled out of her pocket and was smashed, filling the house with an odour that was quite unmistakeable.
She was interrupted in her angry speech by John, who hurried her down the stairs so quickly that a pint bottle of gin fell out of her pocket and shattered, filling the house with a smell that was unmistakable.
"What do you propose to do?" said the captain.
"What do you plan to do?" said the captain.
"Why, as we have dined, if you have no objection we will sit here and keep this poor benighted one company for awhile. He is better with no one than such as she whom I have dislodged; but before night he shall have a more tender and less professional nurse. You know more of the world, after all, than I do, captain."
"Well, since we've eaten, if you don't mind, let's stay here and keep this poor soul company for a bit. He's better off with us than with the person I just got rid of; but by tonight, he'll have a kinder and less formal caregiver. You know more about the world than I do, captain."
CHAPTER XXII.
TOBIAS HAS A MIND DISEASED.
With a bottle of claret upon the table between them, Colonel Jeffery and his old friend sat over the fire in the bed-room devoted to the use of poor Tobias Ragg. Alas! poor boy, kindness and wealth that now surrounded him came late in the day. Before he first crossed the threshold of Sweeney Todd's odious abode, what human heart could have more acutely felt genuine kindness than Tobias's, but his destiny had been an evil one. Guilt has its victims, and Tobias was in all senses one of the victims of Sweeney Todd.
With a bottle of claret on the table between them, Colonel Jeffery and his old friend sat by the fire in the bedroom reserved for poor Tobias Ragg. Alas! poor boy, the kindness and wealth that now surrounded him came too late. Before he first stepped into Sweeney Todd's disgusting home, what human heart could have felt genuine kindness more deeply than Tobias's? But his fate had been a cruel one. Guilt has its victims, and Tobias was, in every sense, one of Sweeney Todd's victims.
"I am sufficiently, perhaps superstitious, you will call it," said Colonel Jeffery in a low tone of voice, "to think that my meeting with this boy was not altogether accidental."
"I’m definitely, maybe even superstitious, as you might say," Colonel Jeffery said in a low voice, "to believe that meeting this boy wasn’t just a coincidence."
"Indeed?"
"Seriously?"
"No. Many things have happened to me during life—although I admit that they may be all accounted for as natural coincidences, curious only at the best but still suggestive of something very different, and make me at times a convert to the belief in an interfering special Providence, and this is one of them."
"No. A lot of things have happened to me in my life—though I recognize that they could all just be natural coincidences, interesting at most, but still hinting at something much deeper, and sometimes lead me to believe in a higher power that intervenes, and this is one of those moments."
"It is a dangerous doctrine, my friend."
"It’s a risky idea, my friend."
"Think you so?"
"Do you think so?"
"Yes. It is much better and much safer both for the judgment and imagination to account naturally for all those things which admit of a natural explanation, than to fall back upon a special Providence, and fancy that it is continually interfering with the great and immutable laws that govern the world. I do not—mark me—deny such a thing, but I would not be hasty in asserting it. No man's experience can have been without numerous instances such as you mention."
"Yes. It's much better and safer for both our judgment and imagination to explain things naturally when they can be naturally explained, rather than assume a special Providence is constantly interfering with the great and unchanging laws that govern the world. I don’t—mind you—deny that it's possible, but I wouldn't rush to claim it. No one's experience is without many examples like the ones you mentioned."
"Certainly not."
"Definitely not."
"Then I should say to you, as St. Paul said to the Athenians—'In all things I find you superstitious.' What's that?"
"Then I should say to you, as St. Paul said to the Athenians—'In all things I find you superstitious.' What's that?"
A faint moan had come upon both their ears, and after listening for a few moments another made itself heard, and they fancied, by the direction of the sound, that Tobias's lips must have uttered it. Placing his finger against his mouth to indicate silence, the colonel stepped up to the bedside, and hiding behind the curtains, he said, in the softest and kindest voice he could assume—
A faint moan reached both of their ears, and after listening for a moment, another one followed. They guessed, based on the direction of the sound, that it must have come from Tobias's lips. Putting his finger to his mouth to signal for silence, the colonel approached the bedside, and hiding behind the curtains, he spoke in the softest and kindest voice he could manage—
"Tobias! Tobias! fear nothing now you are with friends, Tobias; and, above all, you are perfectly free from the power of Sweeney Todd."
"Tobias! Tobias! Don’t be afraid; you’re with friends now, Tobias; and, most importantly, you’re completely free from Sweeney Todd’s control."
"I am not mad! I am not mad!" shouted Tobias with a shrill vehemence that made both the colonel and his friend start.
"I’m not crazy! I’m not crazy!" shouted Tobias with a sharp intensity that startled both the colonel and his friend.
"Nay, who says you are mad, Tobias? We know you are not mad, my lad. Don't alarm yourself about that, we know you are not mad."
"Nah, who says you're crazy, Tobias? We know you’re not crazy, my friend. Don’t worry about that; we know you’re not mad."
"Mercy! mercy! I will say nothing—nothing. How fiend-like he looks. Oh, Mr. Todd, spare me, and I will go far, far away, and die somewhere else, but do not kill me now, I am yet such—such a boy only, and my poor father is dead—dead—dead!"
"Please, no! I won't say a word—nothing. He looks so monstrous. Oh, Mr. Todd, have mercy on me, and I’ll leave, far, far away, and die somewhere else, but just don’t kill me now; I’m still just a—just a boy, and my poor father is gone—gone—gone!"
"Ring the bell," said Jeffery to his friend, "and tell John to go for Mr. Chisolm, the surgeon. Come—come, Tobias, you still fancy you are under the power of Todd, but it is not so—you are quite safe here."
"Ring the bell," Jeffery said to his friend, "and ask John to get Mr. Chisolm, the surgeon. Come on, Tobias, you still think you're under Todd's control, but that's not the case—you’re completely safe here."
"Hush! hush! mother—oh, where are you, mother—did you leave me here, mother? Say you took, in a moment of thoughtlessness, the silver candlestick! Is Todd to be a devil, because you were thoughtless once? Hide me from him—hide me—hide! hide! I am not mad. Hark! I hear him—one—two—three—four—five—six steps, and all Todd's. Each one leaves blood in its track. Look at him now! His face changes—'tis a fox's—a serpent's—hideous—hideous—God—God! I am mad—mad—mad!"
"Hush! Hush! Mom—oh, where are you, Mom—did you leave me here, Mom? Please say you just took the silver candlestick in a moment of carelessness! Is Todd supposed to be a monster just because you messed up once? Hide me from him—hide me—hide! I’m not crazy. Listen! I can hear him—one—two—three—four—five—six steps, and they’re all Todd's. Each step leaves blood in its wake. Look at him now! His face is changing—it looks like a fox's—a serpent's—it's horrific—horrific—God—God! I am losing my mind—losing my mind—losing my mind!"
The boy dashed his head from side to side, and would have flung himself from the bed had not Colonel Jeffery advanced and held him.
The boy shook his head back and forth and would have thrown himself off the bed if Colonel Jeffery hadn’t stepped in and stopped him.
"Poor fellow," he said, "this is very shocking. Tobias! Tobias!"
"That poor guy," he said, "this is really shocking. Tobias! Tobias!"
"Hush! I hear—poor thing, did they say you was mad too?—Hide me in the straw! There—there—what a strange thing it is for all the air to be so full of blood. Do we breathe blood, and only fancy it air? Hush! not a word—he comes with a serpent's face—oh, tell me why does God let such beings ever riot upon the beautiful earth—one—two—three—four—five—six—Hiss—hiss! Off—off! I am not mad—not mad. Ha! ha! ha!"
"Hush! I hear—poor thing, did they say you were crazy too?—Hide me in the straw! There—there—what a strange thing it is for the air to feel so full of blood. Do we breathe blood and just imagine it's air? Hush! Not a word—he's coming with a serpent's face—oh, tell me why God allows such beings to roam freely on this beautiful earth—one—two—three—four—five—six—Hiss—hiss! Go away—go away! I’m not crazy—not crazy. Ha! ha! ha!"
An appalling shriek concluded this paroxysm, and for a few moments Tobias was still. The medical man at this time entered the room.
An awful scream ended this outburst, and for a few moments, Tobias was frozen. The doctor entered the room at that moment.
"Oh," he said, "we have roused him up again, have we." Medical men are rather fond of the plural identifying style of talking.
“Oh,” he said, “we’ve managed to wake him up again, haven’t we?” Doctors really like to use that formal way of speaking.
"Yes," said Colonel Jeffery, "but he had better have slept the sleep of death than have awakened to be what he is, poor fellow."
"Yeah," said Colonel Jeffery, "but he would have been better off sleeping the sleep of death than waking up to be what he is, poor guy."
"A little—eh?"
"Just a bit—eh?"
The doctor tapped his forehead.
The doctor tapped his forehead.
"Not a little."
"Quite a bit."
"Far away over the sea!" said Tobias, "oh, yes—in any ship, only do not kill me, Mr. Todd—let me go and I will say nothing, I will work and send my poor mother hard-earned gold, and your name shall never pass our lips. Oh, no—no—no, do not say that I am mad. Do you see these tears? I have—I have not cried so since my poor father called me to him and held me in a last embrace of his wasted arms, saying, 'Tobias, my darling, I am going—going far from you. God's blessing be upon you, poor child.' I thought my heart would break then, but it did not, I saw him put from the face of the living into the grave, and I did not quite break my heart then, but it is broken—broken now! Mad! mad! oh, no, not mad—no—no, but the last—but the last. I tell you, sir, that I am—am—am not mad. Why do you look at me, I am not mad—one—two—three—four—five—six. God—God—God! I am mad—mad. Ha! ha! ha! There they come, all the serpents, and Todd is their king. How the shadows fly about—they shrink—I cannot shrink. Help! God! God! God!"
"Far away over the sea!" said Tobias. "Oh, yes—in any ship, just don’t kill me, Mr. Todd—let me go and I won’t say a word. I’ll work and send my poor mother the money she needs, and your name will never be spoken in our house. Oh, no—no—no, don’t say I’m crazy. Do you see these tears? I haven’t cried like this since my poor father called me to him and held me in his weak arms for one last hug, saying, 'Tobias, my darling, I’m going—going far from you. God’s blessing be upon you, poor child.' I thought my heart would break then, but it didn’t. I watched him be laid to rest, and I still didn’t quite break my heart then, but it is broken—broken now! Crazy! Crazy! Oh no, not crazy—no—no, but at the end—but at the end. I tell you, sir, that I am—am—am not crazy. Why do you look at me like that? I’m not crazy—one—two—three—four—five—six. God—God—God! I am crazy—crazy. Ha! Ha! Ha! There they come, all the snakes, and Todd is their king. How the shadows dance around—they shrink—I can’t shrink. Help! God! God! God!"
"This is horrible," said Colonel Jeffery.
"This is terrible," said Colonel Jeffery.
"It is appalling, from the lips of one so young," said the captain.
"It’s shocking to hear that from someone so young," said the captain.
The medical man rubbed his hands together as he said—
The doctor rubbed his hands together as he said—
"Why, a-hem! it certainly is strangely indicative of a considerable amount of mental derangement, but we shall be able, I dare say, to subdue that. I think, if he could be persuaded to swallow a little draught I have here, it would be beneficial, and allay this irritation, which is partly nervous."
"Well, ahem! it definitely shows a significant level of mental disturbance, but I believe we can manage that. I think, if we could convince him to take a little drink I have here, it would help and reduce this irritation, which is partly nervous."
"There cannot be much difficulty," said the colonel, "in making him swallow anything, I should think."
"There shouldn't be much trouble," said the colonel, "in getting him to swallow anything, I would think."
"Let us try."
"Let's try."
They held Tobias up while the doctor poured the contents of a small phial into his mouth. Nature preferred performing the office of deglutition to choking, and it was taken. The effect of the opiate was rapid, and after some inarticulate moans and vain attempts to spring from the bed, a deep sleep came over poor Tobias.
They held Tobias up while the doctor poured the contents of a small vial into his mouth. Nature preferred swallowing over choking, and he took it. The effect of the opiate was quick, and after some mumbling and futile attempts to jump out of bed, a deep sleep fell over poor Tobias.
"Now, gentlemen," said Mr. Chisolm, "I beg to inform you that this is a bad case."
"Now, gentlemen," Mr. Chisolm said, "I want to let you know that this is a bad situation."
"I feared as much."
"I was afraid of that."
"A very bad case. Some very serious shock indeed has been given to the lad's brain, and if he at all recovers from it, he will be a long time doing so. I do not think those violent paroxysms will continue, but they may leave a kind of fatuity behind them which may be exceedingly difficult to grapple with."
"A very serious situation. The kid's brain has definitely suffered some severe shock, and if he manages to recover, it will take a long time. I don’t believe those intense outbreaks will continue, but they might result in a kind of foolishness that could be extremely hard to deal with."
"In that case, he will not be able to give me the information I desire, and all I can do is to take care that he is kindly treated somewhere, poor lad. Poor fellow, his has been a hard lot. He evidently has a mind of uncommon sensibility, as is manifest from his ravings."
"In that case, he won't be able to give me the information I want, and all I can do is make sure he’s treated kindly somewhere, poor guy. Poor fellow, he’s had a tough time. He clearly has a mind of unusual sensitivity, as shown by his outbursts."
"Yes, and that makes the case worse. However, we must hope for the best, and I will call again in the morning."
"Yes, and that makes the situation worse. However, we have to stay hopeful, and I will call again in the morning."
"Will he awake soon?"
"Will he wake up soon?"
"Not for six or eight hours at least, and when he does, it is very unlikely that those paroxysms will again ensue. He will be quiet enough."
"Not for at least six or eight hours, and when he does, it's very unlikely that those episodes will happen again. He'll be calm enough."
"Then it will be scarcely necessary, during that time, to watch him, poor fellow?"
"Then it won't be that important to keep an eye on him, poor guy?"
"Not at all. Of course, when he awakens it will be very desirable that some one should be here to speak to him; for, finding himself in a strange place, he will otherwise naturally be terrified."
"Not at all. Of course, when he wakes up, it will be really important for someone to be here to talk to him; otherwise, finding himself in an unfamiliar place, he will naturally be scared."
All this was promised by the colonel, and the medical man left the house, evidently with very slender hopes in his own mind of the recovery of Tobias. The colonel and his friend retired to another room, and then, after a consultation, they agreed that it was highly proper they should inform Sir Richard Blunt of what had taken place, for although poor Tobias was in no present condition to give any information, yet his capture, if it might be called by such a term, was so important an event that it would be unpardonable to keep it from the magistrate. They accordingly went together to his house, and luckily finding him at home, they at once communicated to him their errand. He listened to them with the most profound attention, and when they had concluded, he said—
All this was promised by the colonel, and the doctor left the house, clearly not very hopeful about Tobias's recovery. The colonel and his friend moved to another room, and after some discussion, they agreed it was crucial to inform Sir Richard Blunt about what had happened. Even though poor Tobias couldn’t give any information at the moment, his capture was such an important event that it would be inexcusable not to tell the magistrate. They headed to his house together and, fortunately finding him at home, immediately shared their purpose. He listened to them with great attention, and when they finished, he said—
"Gentlemen, it will be everything, if this lad recovers sufficiently to be a witness against his rascal of a master, for that is just what we want. However, from the account you give me of him, I am very much afraid the poor fellow's mind is too severely affected."
"Gentlemen, it will be ideal if this young man recovers enough to testify against his unscrupulous master, because that's exactly what we need. However, based on what you've told me about him, I'm quite worried that the poor guy's mental state is too seriously impacted."
"That, too, is our fear."
"That's our fear as well."
"Well, we must do the best we can, and I should advise that when he awakens some one should be by him with whose voice, as a friendly sound, he will be familiar."
"Well, we have to do our best, and I think we should ensure that when he wakes up, someone is there with a familiar, friendly voice."
"Who can we get?"
"Who can we ask?"
"His poor mother."
"His sad mom."
"Ah, yes, I will set about that at once."
"Sure, I'll get started on that right away."
"Leave it to me," said Sir Richard Blunt, "leave that to me—I know where to find Mrs. Ragg, and what's best to say to her in the case. Let me see, in about four hours from now probably Tobias may be upon the point of recovery."
"Leave it to me," said Sir Richard Blunt, "I know where to find Mrs. Ragg and what to say to her about the situation. Let me think, in about four hours, Tobias will probably be on the verge of recovering."
"Most probably."
"Most likely."
"Then, sir, expect me at your house in that time with Mrs. Ragg. I will take care that the old lady's mind is put completely at ease, so that she will aid us in any respect to bring about the recovery of her son, who no doubt has suffered severely from some plan of Todd's to put him out of the way. That seems to me to be the most likely solution to the mystery of his present condition."
"Then, sir, expect me at your house at that time with Mrs. Ragg. I'll make sure the old lady feels completely at ease, so she'll help us in any way she can to find her son, who has likely suffered a lot from one of Todd's schemes to get rid of him. That seems to me to be the most likely explanation for his current situation."
"Todd, I am convinced," said Colonel Jeffery, "would stop at no villany."
"Todd, I'm convinced," said Colonel Jeffery, "would stop at no wrongdoing."
"Certainly not. My own belief is, that he is so steeped to the lips in crime, that he sees no other mode of covering his misdeeds already done than by the commission of new ones. But his career is nearly at an end, gentlemen."
"Definitely not. I believe he is so deep in crime that he can't think of any way to cover up his past misdeeds except by committing more. But his time is almost up, gentlemen."
The colonel and the captain took the rising of the magistrate from his chair as a polite hint that he had something else to do than to gossip with them any longer, and they took their leave, after expressing again to him how much they appreciated his exertions.
The colonel and the captain realized the magistrate getting up from his chair was a polite way of saying he had better things to do than chat with them anymore, so they said their goodbyes, once again thanking him for his efforts.
"If the mystery of the fate of my unhappy friend," said the colonel, "is ever cleared up, it will be by your exertion, Sir Richard, and he and I, and society at large, will owe to you a heavy debt of gratitude for unmasking so horrible a villain as Sweeney Todd, for that he is such no one can doubt."
"If the mystery surrounding my unfortunate friend’s fate," said the colonel, "is ever solved, it will be thanks to your efforts, Sir Richard. He, I, and society as a whole will owe you a great deal of gratitude for exposing such a terrible villain as Sweeney Todd, because there’s no doubt he truly is one."
CHAPTER XXXIII.
JOHANNA WALKS ABROAD IN DISGUISE.
But, amid all the trials, and perplexities, and anxieties that beset the dramatis personæ of our story, who suffered like Johanna? What heart bled as hers bled? What heart heaved with sad emotion as hers heaved? Alas! poor Johanna, let the fate of Mark Ingestrie be what it might, he could not feel the pangs that tore thy gentle heart. Truly might she have said—
But, through all the struggles, confusion, and worries that troubled the characters in our story, who suffered like Johanna? What heart ached as hers did? What heart felt such deep sadness as hers? Sadly, poor Johanna, no matter what happened to Mark Ingestrie, he could never understand the pain that tore at your gentle heart. She could truly have said—
for she felt that her joy—her life itself, was bartered for the remembrance of how she had been loved by him whose fate was involved in one of the most painful and most inscrutable of mysteries. Where could she seek for consolation, where for hope? The horizon of her young life seemed ever darkening, and the more she gazed upon it with the fond hope of singing—
for she felt that her joy—her life itself, was exchanged for the memory of how she had been loved by him whose fate was tied to one of the most painful and most puzzling of mysteries. Where could she look for comfort, where for hope? The horizon of her young life seemed to be getting darker, and the more she stared at it with the hopeful desire to sing—
the more confounded her gentle spirit became by the blackness of despair. It is sad indeed that the young, the good, and the gentle, should be the grand sufferers in this world, but so it is. The exquisite capacity to feel acutely is certain to find ample food for agony. If human nature could wrap itself up in the chill mantle of selfishness, and be perfectly insensible to all human feeling, it might escape, but such cannot be done by those who, like the fine and noble-minded Johanna Oakley, sympathise with all that is beautiful and great in creation. Already the pangs of hope deferred were feeding upon the damask of her cheeks. The lily had usurped the rose, and although still exquisitely beautiful, it was the pale beauty of a statue that she began to show to those who loved her. In the street people would turn to gaze after her with admiration blended with pity. They already looked upon her as half an angel, for already it seemed as though she had shaken off much of her earthly lurements, and was hastening to
the more her gentle spirit got troubled by the darkness of despair. It’s truly sad that the young, the good, and the gentle have to endure so much in this world, but that’s how it is. The ability to feel deeply is sure to find plenty of pain. If human nature could just wrap itself in the cold blanket of selfishness and become completely indifferent to all human emotion, it might find some relief, but that’s not possible for those like the kind and noble-hearted Johanna Oakley, who empathize with all that is beautiful and great in the world. Already the pain of postponed hope was eating away at the softness of her cheeks. The lily had taken the place of the rose, and even though she remained stunning, it was now the pale beauty of a statue that she began to show to those who cared for her. In the street, people would turn to look after her with a mix of admiration and pity. They already saw her as half an angel, for it seemed she had already shed much of her earthly attractions and was on her way to

The Schoolfellows, Johanna And Arabella.
The Schoolfriends, Johanna and Arabella.
Let us look at her as she lies weeping upon the breast of her friend Arabella Wilmot. The tears of the two young girls are mingling together, but the one is playing the part of comforter, while the other mourns over much.
Let’s look at her as she lies crying on the shoulder of her friend Arabella Wilmot. The tears of the two young women are mixing together, but one is comforting the other, while the other is grieving too much.
"Now, Johanna," sobbed Arabella, "you talk of doing something to save Mark Ingestrie, if he be living, or to bring to justice the man whom you suspect to be his murderer. Let me ask you what you can hope to do, if you give way to such an amount of distress as this?"
"Now, Johanna," cried Arabella, "you talk about doing something to save Mark Ingestrie, if he's alive, or to bring to justice the man you think murdered him. Let me ask you what you hope to accomplish if you let yourself feel this much distress?"
"Nothing—nothing."
"Nothing—nothing."
"And are you really to do nothing? Have you not agreed, Johanna, to make an attempt, in the character of a boy, to find out the secret of Ingestrie's disappearance, and have not I provided for you all that you require to support the character? Courage, courage, courage.—Oh, I could tell you such stories of fine ladies dressing as pages, and following gallant knights to the field of battle, that you would feel as though you could go through anything."
"And are you really going to do nothing? Haven't you agreed, Johanna, to try, disguised as a boy, to uncover the secret of Ingestrie's disappearance? And haven't I given you everything you need to pull off the disguise? Be brave, be brave, be brave. Oh, I could tell you such stories about noble ladies dressing as pages and following brave knights to battle that you'd feel like you could handle anything."
"But the age of chivalry is gone."
"But the age of chivalry is over."
"Yes, and why—because folks will not be chivalric. To those who will, the age of chivalry comes back again in all its glory."
"Yes, and why—because people won't be noble. For those who will be, the age of chivalry returns in all its glory."
"Listen to me, Arabella: if I really thought that Mark was no more, and lost to me for ever, I could lie down and die, leaving to Heaven the punishment of those who have taken his life, but in the midst of all my grief—in the moments of my deepest depression, the thought clings to me, that he lives yet. I do not know how it is, but the thought of Mark Ingestrie dead, is but a vague one, compared to the thought of Mark Ingestrie suffering."
"Listen to me, Arabella: if I truly believed that Mark was gone for good and lost to me forever, I could lie down and die, leaving it to Heaven to punish those who took his life. But even in the depths of my sorrow—in my most painful moments, the thought that he’s still alive lingers in my mind. I don’t know why it is, but the idea of Mark Ingestrie being dead feels hazy in comparison to the thought of Mark Ingestrie suffering."
"Indeed?"
"Really?"
"Yes, and at times it seems as if a voice whispered to me, that he was yet to be saved, if there existed a heart fair enough and loving enough in its strength to undertake the task. It is for that reason, and not from any romantic love of adventure, or hope of visiting with punishment a bad man, that my imagination clings to the idea of going in boy's apparel to Fleet-street, to watch, and perchance to enter that house to which he last went, and from which, according to all evidence, he never emerged."
"Yes, and sometimes it feels like a voice whispered to me that he could still be saved if there was a heart pure enough and strong enough to take on the challenge. That's why, not because of any romantic notion of adventure or the hope of punishing a bad man, my imagination holds onto the idea of dressing as a boy to go to Fleet Street, to observe, and maybe even enter that house where he last went, and which, according to all evidence, he never left."
"And you are really bold enough?"
"And you’re really that bold?"
"I hope so—I think, if I am not, God will help me."
"I hope so—I believe that if I'm not, God will help me."
A sob that followed these words, sufficiently testified how much in need of God's help poor Johanna was, but after a few minutes she succeeded in recovering herself from her emotion, and she said more cheerfully—
A sob that followed these words clearly showed how much poor Johanna needed God's help, but after a few minutes, she managed to regain her composure and said more cheerfully—
"Come, Arabella, we talked of a rehearsal of my part; but I shall be more at ease when I go to act it in reality, and with danger. I shall be able to comport myself well, with only you for a companion, and such chance passengers as the streets of the city may afford for my audience."
"Come on, Arabella, we talked about rehearsing my part; but I’ll feel more relaxed when I actually perform it for real, even with some risk. I’ll be able to handle myself well, just with you as my companion and whatever random people might be around in the city for my audience."
"I am glad," said Arabella, "that you keep in this mind. Now come and dress yourself, and we will go out together. You will be taken for my brother, you know."
"I'm glad," said Arabella, "that you're thinking this way. Now come and get ready, and we'll go out together. People will mistake you for my brother, you know."
In the course of a quarter of an hour, Johanna presented the appearance of as good-looking a lad of about fourteen as the world ever saw, and if she could but have imparted a little more confidence and boyish bustle to her gait and manner, she would have passed muster under the most vigilant scrutiny. But as it was, nothing could be more unlikely than that any one should penetrate her disguise, for what is not suspected, is seldom seen very readily.
In just fifteen minutes, Johanna looked like a striking fourteen-year-old boy, and if she could have just added a bit more confidence and boyish energy to her walk and demeanor, she would have easily passed inspection, even under the closest watch. However, as it stood, it was highly unlikely that anyone would see through her disguise, because what isn’t suspected is rarely noticed.
"You will do capitally," said Arabella, "I must take your arm, you know. We will not go far."
"You’ll do great," said Arabella, "I have to take your arm, just so you know. We won’t go far."
"Only to Fleet Street."
"Just to Fleet Street."
"Fleet Street. You surely will not go so far as that?"
"Fleet Street. You can't be serious about going that far, can you?"
"Yes, Arabella. Now that I have attired myself in these garments for a special purpose, let me do a something towards the carrying it out. By walking that distance I shall accustom myself to the road; and, moreover, a dreadful kind of fascination drags me to that man's shop."
"Yes, Arabella. Now that I’ve dressed in these clothes for a special reason, let me do something to make it happen. By walking that distance, I’ll get used to the road; plus, a strange kind of pull is dragging me to that man’s shop."
Arabella, if the truth must be told, shook a little as they, after watching an opportunity, emerged into the street, for although the spirit of romantic adventure had induced her to give the advice to Johanna that she had, her own natural feminine sensibilities shrunk from the carrying of it out. Ashamed, however, of being the first to condemn her own suggestion, she took the arm of Johanna, and those two young creatures were in the tide of human life that ebbs and flows in the great city. The modest walk and gentle demeanour of the seeming young boy won Johanna many a passing glance as she and Arabella proceeded down Ludgate Hill towards Fleet Street, but it was quite clear that no one suspected the disguise which, to do Arabella justice, in its general arrangement was very perfect, and as Johanna wore a cap, which concealed much of the upper part of her face, and into which was gathered all her hair, she might have really deceived those who were the most intimate with her, so that it was no wonder she passed unobserved with mere strangers. In this way, then, they reached Fleet Street without obstruction, and Johanna's heart beat rapidly as they approached the shop of Sweeney Todd.
Arabella, honestly, felt a bit nervous as they finally stepped out onto the street after waiting for the right moment. Even though the thrill of a romantic adventure had encouraged her to suggest what she did to Johanna, her natural feminine instincts hesitated when it came to following through. However, not wanting to be the first to backtrack on her own idea, she linked arms with Johanna, and the two young women got swept up in the flow of city life. The modest walk and gentle demeanor of the boyish-looking Johanna caught the attention of many passersby as they made their way down Ludgate Hill toward Fleet Street. It was obvious that no one suspected her disguise, which, to give Arabella credit, was quite convincing overall. Since Johanna wore a cap that masked much of her face and held all her hair back, she could have easily fooled even those who knew her well, so it was no surprise that she went unnoticed by complete strangers. In this way, they reached Fleet Street without any issues, and Johanna's heart raced as they neared Sweeney Todd's shop.
"It will be imprudent to stop for even a moment at his door or window," said Arabella, "for, remember, you have no opportunity of varying your disguise."
"It would be unwise to pause for even a moment at his door or window," Arabella said, "because, remember, you don't have a chance to change your disguise."
"I will not stop. We will pass rapidly on, but—but it is something to look upon the doorstep over which the shadow of Mark has last passed."
"I won't stop. We'll move on quickly, but it’s still meaningful to look at the doorstep where Mark’s shadow last fell."
In another moment they were on a level with the shop. Johanna cast a glance at the window, and then shrunk back with affright as she saw, occupying one of the upper panes of glass, the hideous face of Todd. He was not looking at her though, for with an awful squint that revealed all the whites of his eyes—we were going to say, but the dirty yellows would have been much nearer the truth—he seemed to be observing something up the street.
In another moment, they were level with the shop. Johanna glanced at the window and then recoiled in fear as she saw, in one of the upper panes of glass, the terrifying face of Todd. He wasn't looking at her, though; with a dreadful squint that showed all the whites of his eyes—we were going to say, but the dirty yellows would have been much more accurate—he appeared to be watching something up the street.
"Come on—come on," whispered Johanna.
"Come on—come on," Johanna whispered.
Arabella had not happened to observe this apparition of Todd in the window, and she looked round to see what occasioned Johanna's sudden terror, when a young Temple clerk, who chanced to be a few paces behind them, immediately, with the modesty peculiar to his class, imagined the glance of the blooming girl to be a tribute to his attractions. He kissed the end of a faded glove, and put on what he considered a first-class fascinating aspect.
Arabella hadn't noticed Todd appearing in the window, and she turned to find out what had caused Johanna's sudden fear. A young clerk from the Temple, who happened to be a few steps behind them, immediately assumed that the glance from the attractive girl was a compliment to his looks. He kissed the tip of a worn-out glove and adopted what he believed was an incredibly charming expression.

Johanna's Alarm At The Sight Of Sweeney Todd.
Johanna's Shock at the Sight of Sweeney Todd.
"Come on—come on," said Arabella now in her turn.
"Come on—come on," said Arabella now taking her turn.
Johanna, of course, thought that Arabella too had caught sight of the hideous and revolting countenance of Sweeney Todd, and so they both hastened on together.
Johanna, of course, believed that Arabella had also seen the hideous and disgusting face of Sweeney Todd, so they both quickly moved on together.
"Don't look back," said Arabella.
"Don't look back," Arabella said.
"Is he following?"
"Is he stalking?"
"Oh, yes—yes."
"Yeah, definitely."
Johanna thought she meant Todd, while Arabella really meant the Temple gent, but, notwithstanding the mutual mistake, they hurried on, and the clerk taking that as quite sufficient encouragement, pursued them, putting his cravat to rights as he did so, in order that when he came up to them, he should present the most fascinating aspect possible.
Johanna thought she was talking about Todd, while Arabella was actually referring to the guy from the Temple. But despite the mix-up, they hurried along, and the clerk took that as enough encouragement to follow them, adjusting his cravat as he went so that when he caught up with them, he would have the most charming appearance possible.
"No—no." said Johanna, as she glanced behind. "You must have been mistaken, Arabella. He is not pursuing us."
"No—no," Johanna said, glancing back. "You must be mistaken, Arabella. He isn't following us."
"Oh, I am so glad."
"I'm so glad."
Arabella looked back, and the Temple gent kissed his dilapidated glove.
Arabella looked back, and the guy from the Temple kissed his worn-out glove.
"Oh, Johanna," she said, "how could you tell me he was not following, when there he is."
"Oh, Johanna," she said, "how could you tell me he wasn't following when there he is."
"What, Todd?"
"What's up, Todd?"
"No. That impertinent ugly puppy with the soiled cravat."
"No. That rude, ugly puppy with the dirty necktie."
"And you meant him?"
"And you meant him?"
"To be sure."
"Just to be sure."
"Oh, what a relief, I was flying on, fancying that Todd was in pursuit of us, and yet my judgment ought at once to have told me that that could not be the case, knowing nothing of us. How our fears overcome all reason. Do you know that strange-looking young man?"
"Oh, what a relief! I was getting carried away, imagining that Todd was chasing us, and yet I should have realized right away that couldn't be true since he doesn't know anything about us. It's amazing how our fears can overpower all logic. Do you know that unusual young man?"
"Know him? Not I."
"Know him? Not me."
"Well, my darling," said the gent, reaching to within a couple of paces of Arabella, "how do you do to-day?—a-hem! Are you going far? Ain't you afraid that somebody will run away with such a pretty gal as you—'pon soul, you are a charmer."
"Well, my dear," said the gentleman, stepping closer to Arabella, "how are you today? So, are you headed somewhere far? Aren't you worried someone will take off with such a beautiful girl like you—honestly, you are captivating."
"Cross," whispered Arabella, and the two young girls at once crossed Fleet Street. It was not then so difficult an operation to get from one side of that thoroughfare to the other as it is now. The gent was by no means disconcerted at this evident wish to get out of his way, but he crossed likewise, and commenced a series of persecution, which such animals call gallantry, and which, to any respectable young female, are specially revolting.
"Cross," whispered Arabella, and the two young girls quickly crossed Fleet Street. It wasn’t as hard to get from one side of the street to the other back then as it is now. The guy wasn’t at all bothered by their clear intention to avoid him; he crossed the street too and started a round of what some people call gallantry, which is especially disgusting to any respectable young woman.
"Now, my dear," he said, "St. Dunstan's is just going to strike the hour, and you will see the clubs hit the bells if you look, and I shall expect a kiss when it's all over."
"Now, my dear," he said, "St. Dunstan's is about to strike the hour, and if you look, you'll see the clubs hit the bells. I’ll be expecting a kiss when it’s all over."
"You are impertinent," said Johanna.
"You are rude," said Johanna.
"Come, that's a good joke—why, you little whipper snapper, I suppose you came out to take care of your sister. Here's a penny to go and buy yourself a cold pie at Mrs. Lovett's. I'll see to your sister while you are gone. Oh, you need not look so wild about it. Did you never hear of a gent talking to a pretty gal in the street?"
"Alright, that's a good joke—hey, you little rascal, I guess you came out to check on your sister. Here’s a penny to go buy yourself a cold pie at Mrs. Lovett's. I'll keep an eye on your sister while you're away. Oh, you don't need to look so alarmed. Have you never seen a guy talking to a pretty girl on the street?"
"Often," said Johanna, "but I never heard of a gentleman doing so."
"Often," Johanna said, "but I've never heard of a gentleman doing that."
"Upon my word, you are as sharp as a needle, so I'll just pull your ears to teach you better manners, you young rascal—come—come, it's no use your kicking."
"Honestly, you're as sharp as a needle, so I'll just pull your ears to teach you some better manners, you little troublemaker—come on, come on, there's no point in you kicking."
"Help—help!" cried Arabella.
"Help—help!" shouted Arabella.
They were now just opposite the principal entrance to the Temple, and as Arabella cried "help," who should emerge from under the gateway but Ben the Beef Eater. The fact is, that he was on his way to the Tower just previous to the meeting with Colonel Jeffery and Tobias. Arabella, who had twice or thrice seen him at the Oakley's, knew him at once.
They were now right in front of the main entrance to the Temple, and as Arabella shouted "help," who should come out from under the gateway but Ben the Beef Eater. The truth is, he was heading to the Tower just before running into Colonel Jeffery and Tobias. Arabella, having seen him a couple of times at the Oakley's, recognized him immediately.
"Oh, sir," she cried, "I am Johanna's friend, Miss Wilmot, and this—this gent won't leave me and my cousin here alone."
"Oh, sir," she exclaimed, "I’m Johanna's friend, Miss Wilmot, and this—this guy won't leave me and my cousin alone."
The gent made an effort to escape, but Ben caught him by the hinder part of his apparel, and held him tight.
The guy tried to escape, but Ben grabbed him by the back of his clothing and held him tightly.
"Is this him?"
"Is this him?"
"Yes—yes."
"Yeah—yeah."
"Oh dear no—oh dear no, my good sir. It's that fellow there, with the white hat. There he goes, up Chancery Lane. My dear sir, you are quite mistaken; I wanted to protect the young lady, and as for the lad, bless his heart. I—oh dear, it wasn't me."
"Oh no—oh no, my good man. It's that guy over there, with the white hat. There he goes, up Chancery Lane. My dear sir, you're quite mistaken; I wanted to protect the young lady, and as for the boy, bless his heart. I—oh no, it wasn't me."
Still holding the gent by the first grasp he had taken of him, Ben suddenly crossed the road to where a parish pump stood, at the corner of Bell Yard, and holding him under the spout with one hand, he worked the handle with the other, despite the shrieks and groans of his victim, who in a few moments was rendered so limp and wet, that when Ben let him go, he fell into the sink below the pump, and there lay, until some small boys began pelting him. During the confusion and laughter of the bystanders, Arabella and Johanna rapidly retreated towards the City again, for they thought Ben might insist upon escorting them, and that, in such a case, it was possible enough the disguise of Johanna, good as it was, might not suffice to save her from the knowledge of one so well acquainted with her.
Still holding the guy by the original grip he had on him, Ben suddenly crossed the street to where a public pump stood at the corner of Bell Yard. He held the guy under the spout with one hand while working the handle with the other, despite the screams and groans of his victim. In just a few moments, the guy was so soaked and limp that when Ben let him go, he collapsed into the sink below the pump and lay there until some little boys started throwing things at him. Amid the chaos and laughter from the bystanders, Arabella and Johanna quickly retreated back toward the City, worried that Ben might insist on walking them home. They thought that, in that case, even though Johanna’s disguise was good, it might not be enough to keep her from being recognized by someone who knew her so well.
"Let us cross, Arabella," she said. "Let us cross, if it be but for one moment, to hear what the subject of the conversation between Todd and that man is."
"Let’s cross, Arabella," she said. "Let’s cross, even if it’s just for a moment, to hear what Todd and that guy are talking about."
"If you wish it, Johanna."
"If that's what you want, Johanna."
"I do, I do."
"I do, I do."
They crossed, and once again passed the shop of Todd, when they heard the man say—
They crossed and once again walked by Todd's shop when they heard the man say—
"Well, if he has gone he has gone, but I think it is the strangest thing I ever heard of."
"Well, if he's gone, he's gone, but I think it's the weirdest thing I've ever heard of."
"So do I," said Todd.
"Me too," said Todd.
Without lingering, and so perhaps exciting Todd's attention and suspicion, they could hear no more, but Johanna had heard enough to give the spur to imagination, and when they had again crossed Fleet-street, and were making their way rapidly up Ludgate-hill, she whispered to Arabella—
Without wasting any time, and possibly piquing Todd's interest and doubts, they couldn't hear anything more. However, Johanna had heard enough to ignite her imagination, and as they crossed Fleet Street again and quickly made their way up Ludgate Hill, she whispered to Arabella—
"Another! another!"
"Another one! Another one!"
"Another what, Johanna? You terrify me by that tone. Oh, be calm. Be calm, I pray you. Some one will observe your agitation."
"Another what, Johanna? That tone scares me. Oh, please, calm down. Just relax, I’m begging you. Someone will notice how worked up you are."
"Another victim," continued Johanna. "Another victim—another victim. Did you not hear what the man said? Was it not suggestive of another murder? Oh, Heaven preserve my reason, for each day, each hour, brings to me such accumulating proof of horrors, that I fear I shall go mad."
"Another victim," Johanna continued. "Another victim—another victim. Didn’t you hear what the man said? Wasn’t it hinting at another murder? Oh, please help me keep my sanity, because every day, every hour, brings me so much overwhelming evidence of horrors that I’m afraid I’m going to lose my mind."
"Hush! hush! Johanna—Johanna!"
"Hush! Hush! Johanna—Johanna!"
"My poor, poor Mark—"
"My poor Mark—"
"Remember that you are in the street, Johanna, and for my sake, I pray you to be calm. Those tears and that flushed cheek will betray you. Oh, why did I ever advise you to come upon such an enterprise as this? It is my fault, all my fault."
"Remember that you're in the street, Johanna, and for my sake, please stay calm. Those tears and that red face will give you away. Oh, why did I ever suggest that you take on something like this? It's my fault, all my fault."
The terror and the self-accusation of Arabella Wilmot did more to bring Johanna to a reasonable state than anything else, and she made an effort to overcome her feelings, saying—
The fear and self-blame of Arabella Wilmot helped Johanna return to a rational state more than anything else, and she tried to push through her emotions, saying—
"Forgive me—forgive me, my dear friend—I, only, am to blame. But at the moment I was overcome by the thought that, in the heart of London, such a system of cold-blooded murder—"
"Forgive me—please forgive me, my dear friend—I am the only one to blame. But at that moment, I was overwhelmed by the idea that, right in the heart of London, there was such a system of cold-blooded murder—"
She was unable to proceed, and Arabella, holding her arm tightly within her own, said—
She couldn't move forward, and Arabella, gripping her arm firmly, said—
"Do not attempt to say another word until we get home. There, in my chamber, you can give free vent to your feelings, but let the danger, as well as the impropriety of doing so in the open street, be present to your mind. Say no more now, I implore you; say no more."
"Don't say anything else until we get home. There, in my room, you can express your feelings freely, but remember the danger and the inappropriateness of doing it out here in the street. Please, don’t say anything more right now; I’m asking you, don’t say anything more."
This was prudent advice, and Johanna had sufficient command of herself to take it, for she uttered not one other word until they were both almost breathless with the haste they had made to Arabella's chamber. Then, being no longer under the restraint of locality or circumstances, the tears of Johanna burst forth, and she wept abundantly. Arabella's romantic reading did sometimes, as it would appear, stand her in good stead, and upon this occasion she did not attempt to stem the torrent of grief that was making its way from the eyes of her fair young friend. She told herself that with those tears a load of oppressive grief would be washed from Johanna's spirit, and the result fully justified her prognostications. The tears subsided into sobs, and the sobs to sighs.
This was wise advice, and Johanna had enough self-control to follow it, as she didn't say another word until they both arrived at Arabella's room, nearly out of breath from rushing. Once away from the distractions of their surroundings, Johanna's tears flowed freely, and she cried a lot. Arabella's romantic reading sometimes proved useful, and this time she didn't try to hold back the wave of sorrow escaping from her young friend's eyes. She reminded herself that those tears would wash away a heavy burden of grief from Johanna's heart, and the outcome fully supported her belief. The tears eventually turned into sobs, and the sobs faded into sighs.
"Ah, my dear friend," she said, "how much have you to put up with from me. What a world of trouble I am to you."
"Ah, my dear friend," she said, "how much you have to deal with because of me. What a source of trouble I am for you."
"No," said Arabella, "that you are not, Johanna; I am only troubled when I see you overcome with too excessive grief, and then, I confess, my heart is heavy."
"No," said Arabella, "you’re not, Johanna; I only feel troubled when I see you overwhelmed with too much grief, and then, I admit, my heart feels heavy."
"It shall not be so again. Forgive me this once, dear Arabella."
"It won't happen again. Please forgive me this once, dear Arabella."
Johanna flung herself into her friend's arms, and while they kissed each other, and Arabella was about commencing a hopeful kind of speech, a servant girl, with open mouth and eyes, looked into the room, transfixed with amazement.
Johanna threw herself into her friend's arms, and while they hugged each other, and Arabella was about to start a hopeful kind of speech, a servant girl, with her mouth and eyes wide open, looked into the room, frozen in astonishment.
"Well, Miss Bella," she cried at last, "you is fond of boys!"
"Well, Miss Bella," she exclaimed finally, "you really like boys!"
Arabella started, and so did Johanna.
Arabella jumped, and so did Johanna.
"Is that you, Susan?"
"Is that you, Sue?"
"Yes, Miss Bella, it is me. Well I never! The idea! I shall never get the better of this here! Only to think of you, Miss Bella, having a boy at your time of life."
"Yes, Miss Bella, it’s me. Wow! What a surprise! I can’t believe it! Just thinking about you, Miss Bella, having a boy at your age."
"What do you mean, Susan? How dare you use such language to me? Get you gone!"
"What do you mean, Susan? How dare you talk to me like that? Get out of here!"
"Oh, yes, I'm a-going in course; but if I had anybody in the house, it shouldn't be a little impudent looking boy with no whiskers."
"Oh, yes, I’m definitely going inside; but if I had anyone in the house, it wouldn’t be a cheeky little boy without any facial hair."
"She must know all," whispered Johanna.
"She has to know everything," whispered Johanna.
"No, no," said Arabella, "I will not, feeling my innocence, be forced into making a confidant of a servant. Let her go."
"No, no," said Arabella, "I won’t, knowing my innocence, be pushed into confiding in a servant. Let her go."
"But she will speak."
"But she'll speak."
"Let her speak."
"Let her talk."
Susan left the room, and went direct to the kitchen, holding up her hands all the way, and giving free expression to her feelings as she did so—
Susan left the room and headed straight to the kitchen, raising her hands the whole way and openly expressing her feelings as she went.
"Well, the idea now, of a little stumpy looking boy, when there's sich a lot of nice young men with whiskers to be had just for the wagging of one's little finger. Only to think of it. Sitting in her lap too, and them a kissing one another like—like—coach horses. Well I never. Now there's Lines's, the cheesemonger's, young man as I has in of a night, he is somebody, and such loves of whiskers I never seed in my born days afore; but I is surprised at Miss Bella, that I is—a shrimp of a boy in her lap! Oh dear, oh dear!"
"Well, the idea now, of a little stubby boy, when there are so many nice young men with beards available just for the asking. Just think about it. Sitting in her lap too, and them kissing each other like—like—coach horses. I can’t believe it. Now, there's Lines's, the cheesemonger’s, young man that I hang out with at night; he really is someone, and I have never seen such amazing facial hair in my entire life before; but I’m surprised at Miss Bella, really I am—a tiny boy in her lap! Oh dear, oh dear!"
CHAPTER XXXIV.
MR. FOGG FINDS THAT ALL IS NOT GOLD THAT GLITTERS.
We feel that we ought not entirely to take leave of that unfortunate, who failed in escaping with Tobias Ragg, from Mr. Fogg's establishment at Peckham, without a passing notice. It will be recollected that Tobias had enough to do to get away himself, and that he was in such a state of mind that it was quite a matter of new mechanical movement of his limbs that enabled him to fly from the madhouse. Horror of the place, and dread of the people who called it theirs, had lighted up the glare of a partial insanity in his brain, and he flew to London, we admit, without casting another thought upon the wretched creature who had fallen in the attempt to free herself from those fiends in human shape who made a frightful speculation in the misery of their fellow creatures. The alarm was already spread in the madhouse, and Mr. Fogg himself arrived at the spot where the poor creature lay stunned and wounded by her fall.
We feel that we shouldn't completely ignore that unfortunate person who tried to escape with Tobias Ragg from Mr. Fogg's place in Peckham without mentioning her. It’s worth remembering that Tobias had his hands full just trying to get away himself, and he was in such a state of mind that it took a new kind of movement for him to flee from the asylum. The horror of the place and the fear of the people who ran it had ignited a faint madness in his mind, and he made it to London, we admit, without giving another thought to the poor soul who had fallen while trying to free herself from those monsters who profited from the suffering of others. The alarm had already been raised in the asylum, and Mr. Fogg himself arrived at the scene where the poor woman lay dazed and injured from her fall.
"Watson! Watson!" he cried.
"Watson! Watson!" he called.
"Here," said that official, as he presented himself.
"Here," said the official as he introduced himself.
"Take this carcase up, Watson. I'm afraid Todd's boy is gone."
"Pick up this body, Watson. I'm afraid Todd's son is gone."
"Ha! ha!"
"LOL!"
"Why do you laugh?"
"Why are you laughing?"
"Why where's the odds if he has. I tell you what it is, Fogg, I haven't been here so long without knowing what's what. If that boy ever recovers his senses enough to tell a rational tale, I'll eat him. However, I'll soon go and hunt him up. We'll have him again."
"Why does it matter if he has? Let me tell you, Fogg, I haven't been around this long without figuring things out. If that boy ever gets his wits back enough to tell a sensible story, I’ll eat him. But I’ll go look for him soon. We’ll find him again."
"Well, Watson, you give me hopes, for you have upon two different occasions brought back runaways. Bring the woman in and—and, Watson?
"Well, Watson, you give me hope because you’ve brought back runaways on two different occasions. Bring the woman in and—and, Watson?"
"Aye, aye."
"Yes, yes."
"I think I would put her in No. 10."
"I think I would place her in No. 10."
"Ho! ho!—No. 10. Then she's booked. Well, well, come on Fogg, come on, it's all one. I suppose the story will be 'An attempt to escape owing to too much indulgence;' and some hints consequent on that, and then brought back to her own warm comfortable bed, where she went asleep so comfortably that we all thought she was as happy as an Emperor, and then—"
"Hey! No. 10. So she's all set. Alright, Fogg, let’s go. I guess the story will be 'An attempt to escape due to too much pampering;' and then some related thoughts, and then brought back to her cozy warm bed, where she fell asleep so soundly that we all believed she was as happy as a king, and then—"
"She never woke again," put in Fogg. "But in this case you are wrong, Watson. It is true that twice or thrice I have thought, for the look of the thing, it would be desirable to have an inquest upon somebody, but in this case I will not. The well is not full!"
"She never woke up again," Fogg said. "But in this case, you're mistaken, Watson. It's true that a couple of times I've thought it would look better to hold an inquest on someone, but not this time. The well isn't full!"
"Full?"
"Is it full?"
"No, I say the well is not full, Watson; and it tells no tales."
"No, I’m telling you the well isn’t full, Watson, and it doesn’t tell any stories."
"It would hold a hundred bodies one upon another yet," said Watson, "and tell no tales. Ha! ha!"
"It could stack a hundred bodies on top of each other and still keep quiet," said Watson, "and never say a word. Ha! ha!"
"Good!"
"Awesome!"
"It is good. She is to go there, is she? well, so be it."
"It’s good. She’s going there, is she? Well, that’s fine."
Watson carried the miserable female in his arms to the house.
Watson carried the unhappy woman in his arms to the house.
"By-the-bye, it is a second thought," he said, "about No. 10."
"By the way, I have a second thought," he said, "about No. 10."
"Yes, yes, there's no occasion. Watson, could you not at once—eh? It is a good hour. Could you not go right through the house, my good Watson, and at once—eh?"
"Yes, yes, there's really no reason. Watson, could you not just—uh? It’s a reasonable time. Could you please go through the house right now, my good Watson, and do that—uh?"
"At once what?"
"What do you mean?"
"Oh, you know. Ha! ha! You are not the dull fellow at comprehending a meaning you would fain make out; but you, Watson—you understand me well enough, you know you do. We understand each other, and always shall."
"Oh, you know. Ha! ha! You're not the boring guy when it comes to figuring out a meaning you’d like to understand; but you, Watson—you get me just fine, you know you do. We understand each other, and we always will."
"I hope so, but if you want anything done I'll trouble you to speak out. What do you mean by 'couldn't you go through the house at once—eh?'"
"I hope so, but if you want anything done, please just say it. What do you mean by 'couldn't you go through the house all at once—eh?'"
"Pho! pho! Put her down the well at once. Humanity calls upon us to do it. Why should she awaken to a sense of her disappointment, Watson? Put her down at once, and she will never awaken at all to a sense of anything."
"Pho! pho! Put her down the well right now. Humanity expects us to do it. Why should she have to face her disappointment, Watson? Put her down now, and she’ll never have to face anything at all."
"Very well. Come on, business is business."
"Alright then. Let's go, business is business."
"You—you don't want me?"
"You don't want me?"
"Don't I," said Watson, bending his shaggy brows upon him, and looking extra hideous on account of a large black patch over one eye, which he bore as a relict of his encounter with Tobias. "Don't I? Hark you, Fogg; if you won't come and help me to do it, you shall have it to do by yourself, without me at all."
"Don't I?" said Watson, furrowing his brows at him, looking especially terrible because of a large black patch over one eye, a leftover from his fight with Tobias. "Don't I? Listen, Fogg; if you won't come and help me with this, you'll have to do it on your own, without any help from me."
"Why—why, Watson, Watson. This language—"
"Why—why, Watson, Watson. This language—"
"Is nothing new, Fogg."
"Nothing new, Fogg."
"Well, well, come on.—Come on—if it must be so, it must.—I—I will hold a lantern for you, of course; and you know, Watson, I make things easy to you, in the shape of salary, and all that sort of thing."
"Alright, let's go. If it has to be this way, then it does. I'll hold a lantern for you, of course; and you know, Watson, I make things easy for you when it comes to your salary and all that kind of stuff."
Watson made no reply to all this, but went through the house to the back part of the grounds, carrying with him his insensible burthen, and Fogg followed him, trembling in every limb. The fact was, that he, Fogg, had not for some time had a refresher in the shape of some brandy. The old deserted well to which they were bound was at a distance of about fifty yards from the back of the house; towards it the athletic Watson hastened with speed, closely followed by Fogg, who was truly one of those who did not mind holding a candle to the devil. The walls of that building were high, and it was not likely that any intruder from the outside could see what was going on, so Watson took no precaution.—The well was reached, and Fogg cried to him—
Watson didn't say anything in response but made his way through the house to the back of the property, carrying his unconscious burden, while Fogg followed him, trembling all over. The truth was, Fogg hadn't had a drink of brandy in quite a while. The old, abandoned well they were heading to was about fifty yards from the back of the house; the athletic Watson hurried toward it, closely trailed by Fogg, who didn't mind putting himself in a risky situation. The walls of the building were tall, and it wasn't likely that anyone outside could see what was happening, so Watson took no precautions. They reached the well, and Fogg called out to him—
"Now—now—quick about it, lest she recovers."
"Now—now—hurry up, or she might bounce back."
Another moment and she would have been gone in her insensibility, but as if Fogg's words were prophetic, she did recover, and clinging convulsively to Watson, she shrieked—
Another moment and she would have lost consciousness, but as if Fogg's words predicted this, she did come to, and gripping Watson tightly, she screamed—
"Mercy! mercy! Oh, have mercy upon me! Help! help!"
"Help! Help! Please, have mercy on me!"
"Ah, she recovers!" cried Fogg, "I was afraid of that. Throw her in. Throw her in, Watson."
"Ah, she's coming around!" shouted Fogg, "I was worried about that. Just throw her in. Do it, Watson."
"Confound her!"
"Curse her!"
"Why don't you throw her in?"
"Why don't you just throw her in?"

The Murder At The Well By Fogg And Watson.
The Murder At The Well By Fogg And Watson.
"She clings to me like a vice. I cannot—Give me a knife, Fogg. You will find one in my coat pocket—a knife—a knife!"
"She holds onto me tightly. I can't—Give me a knife, Fogg. There's one in my coat pocket—a knife—a knife!"
"Mercy! mercy! Have mercy upon me! No—no—no,—Help! Oh God! God!"
"Please! Please! Have mercy on me! No—no—no—Help! Oh God! God!"
"The knife! The knife, I say!"
"The knife! I’m talking about the knife!"
"Here, here," cried Fogg, as he hastily took it from Watson's pocket and opened it. "Here! Finish her, and quickly too, Watson!"
"Here, here," shouted Fogg, as he quickly pulled it from Watson's pocket and opened it. "Here! Finish it, and fast, Watson!"
The scene that followed is too horrible for description. The hands of the wretched victim were hacked from their hold by Watson, and in the course of another minute, with one last appalling shriek, down she went like a flash of lightning to the bottom of the well.
The scene that followed is too horrific to describe. Watson hacked the hands of the unfortunate victim from their grip, and within another minute, with one last chilling scream, she plunged like a lightning bolt to the bottom of the well.
"Gone!" said Watson.
"He's gone!" said Watson.
Another shriek and Fogg, even, stopped his ears, so appalling was that cry, coming as it did so strangely from the bottom of the well.
Another scream, and even Fogg covered his ears, so terrifying was that sound, coming as it did so oddly from the bottom of the well.
"Throw something upon her," said Fogg. "Here's a brick—"
"Throw something at her," said Fogg. "Here's a brick—"
"Bah!" cried Watson, "bah! there's no occasion to throw anything on her. She'll soon get sick of such squealing."
"Ugh!" exclaimed Watson, "ugh! There's no need to throw anything at her. She'll get tired of that whining soon enough."
Another shriek, mingled with a strange frothy cry, as though some one had managed to utter it under water, arose. The perspiration stood in large drops upon the face of Fogg.—He seized the brick he had spoken of, and cast it into the well. All was still as the grave before it reached the bottom, and then he wiped his face and looked at Watson.
Another scream, mixed with a weird, bubbly sound, as if someone were trying to shout underwater, broke out. Sweat dripped heavily from Fogg's face. He grabbed the brick he mentioned and threw it into the well. It was completely silent as it fell, and just before it hit the bottom, he wiped his face and looked at Watson.
"This is the worst job," he said, "that ever we have had—"
"This is the worst job," he said, "that we've ever had—"
"Not a whit.—Brandy—give me a tumbler of brandy, Fogg. Some of our own particular, for I have something to say to you now, that a better opportunity than this for saying is not likely to occur."
"Not at all.—Brandy—get me a glass of brandy, Fogg. Some of our special stuff, because I have something important to tell you now, and this chance might not come around again."
"Come into my room then," said Fogg, "and we can talk quietly.—Do you think—that—that—"
"Come into my room then," Fogg said, "and we can talk quietly. Do you think—that—that—"
"What?"
"Wait, what?"
"That she is quite dead?"
"That she's really dead?"
"What do I care.—Let her crawl out of that, if she can."
"What do I care? Let her figure that out if she can."
With a jerk of his thumb, Watson intimated that the well was the "that" he referred to, and then he followed Fogg into the house, whistling as he went the same lively air with which he had frequently solaced his feelings in the hearing of poor Tobias Ragg. Never had Fogg been in such a state of agitation, except once, and that was long ago, upon the occasion of his first crime. Then he had trembled as he now trembled, but the
With a flick of his thumb, Watson signaled that the well was the "that" he was talking about, then he followed Fogg into the house, whistling the same upbeat tune he often used to cheer himself up while listening to poor Tobias Ragg. Fogg had never been this agitated, except for once, a long time ago, during his first crime. Back then, he had trembled just like he was now, but the
had effectually blunted soon the keen edge of his conscience, and he had for years carried on a career of infamy without any other feeling than exultation at his success.—Why then did he suffer now? Had the well in the garden ever before received a victim? Was he getting alive to the excellence of youth and beauty?—Oh no—no. Fogg was getting old. He could not stand what he once stood in the way of conscience. When he reached his room—that room in which he had held the conference with Todd, he sank into a chair with a deep groan.
had effectively dulled the sharp edge of his conscience, and for years he had led a life of disgrace without feeling anything but pride in his success.—So why was he suffering now? Had the well in the garden ever claimed a victim before? Was he becoming aware of the value of youth and beauty?—Oh no—no. Fogg was getting old. He couldn't handle what he once could when it came to his conscience. When he got to his room—that room where he had met with Todd, he collapsed into a chair with a deep groan.
"What's the matter now?" cried Watson, who got insolent in proportion as Fogg's physical powers appeared to be upon the wane.
"What's wrong now?" shouted Watson, who became more arrogant as Fogg's physical strength seemed to decline.
"Nothing, nothing."
"Nothing at all."
"Nothing?—Well, I never knew anybody look so white with nothing the matter. Come, I want a drop of brandy; where is it?"
"Nothing?—Well, I've never seen anyone look so pale when there's nothing wrong. Come on, I need a shot of brandy; where is it?"
"In that cupboard; I want some myself likewise. Get it out, Watson. You will find glasses there."
"In that cupboard; I want some for myself too. Take it out, Watson. You'll find glasses in there."
Watson was not slow in obeying this order. The brandy was duly produced, and, after Fogg had drank as much as would have produced intoxication in any one not so used to the ardent spirit as himself, he spoke more calmly, for it only acted upon him as a gentle sedative.
Watson quickly followed the order. The brandy was brought out, and after Fogg had drank enough to get anyone else drunk, he spoke more calmly, as it only served as a mild sedative for him.
"You wished to say something to me, Watson."
"You wanted to say something to me, Watson."
"Yes."
Yes.
"What is it?"
"What's that?"
"I am tired, completely tired, Fogg."
"I'm totally wiped out, Fogg."
"Tired? Then why don't you retire to rest at once, Watson? There is, I am sure, nothing to keep you up now; I am going myself in a minute."
"Tired? Then why don't you go get some rest right now, Watson? I'm sure there's nothing keeping you up at this point; I'm heading out myself in a minute."
"You don't understand me, or you won't, which is much the same thing. I did not mean that I was tired of the day, but I am tired of doing all the work, Fogg, while you—while you—"
"You don't get me, or you won't, which is pretty much the same thing. I didn't mean that I was tired of the day, but I am tired of doing all the work, Fogg, while you—while you—"
"Well—while I—"
"Well—while I—"
"Pocket all the profit. Do you understand that? Now hark you. We will go partners, Fogg, not only in the present and the future, but in the past. I will have half of your hoarded up gains, or—"
"Keep all the profit. Do you get that? Now listen up. We will be partners, Fogg, not just in the present and the future, but also in the past. I want half of your saved-up earnings, or—"
"Or what?"
"What's your point?"
Mr. Watson made a peculiar movement, supposed to indicate the last kick of a culprit executed at the Old Bailey.
Mr. Watson made a strange movement, meant to signal the final kick of a criminal being executed at the Old Bailey.
"You mean you will hang yourself," said Fogg. "My dear Watson, pray do so as soon as you think proper. Don't let me hinder you."
"You mean you're going to hang yourself," said Fogg. "My dear Watson, please do it whenever you feel it's right. Don't let me stop you."
"Hark you, Fogg. You may be a fox, but I am a badger. I mean that I will hang you, and this is the way to do it. My wife—"
"Hear me out, Fogg. You might be clever, but I’m tough. I’m saying that I will get rid of you, and this is how I plan to do it. My wife—"
"Your what?"
"What's that?"
"My wife," cried Watson, "has, in writing, the full particulars of all your crimes. She don't live far off, but still far enough to make it a puzzle for you to find her. If she don't see me once in every forty-eight hours, she is to conclude something has happened to me, and then she is to go at once to Bow Street with the statement, and lay it before a magistrate. You understand. Now I have contrived, with what I got from you by fair means as well as by foul, and by robbing the patients besides, to save some money, and if you and I don't agree, Mrs. Watson and I will start for New Zealand, or some such place, but—but, Fogg—"
"My wife," shouted Watson, "has written down all the details of your crimes. She doesn't live too far away, but far enough that it’ll be tricky for you to find her. If she doesn’t see me at least once every forty-eight hours, she’ll assume something's happened to me, and then she’ll head straight to Bow Street with that information and present it to a magistrate. Got it? Now, I've managed, with what I got from you both fair and foul, and by taking from the patients as well, to save some money. If we can’t come to an agreement, Mrs. Watson and I will set off for New Zealand, or somewhere like that, but—but, Fogg—"
"Well?"
"What's up?"
"We will denounce you before we go."
"We will call you out before we leave."
"And what is to be the end of all this? The law has a long as well as a strong arm, Watson."
"And what’s the end goal of all this? The law has both a long reach and a strong hand, Watson."
"I know it. You would say it might be long enough to strike me."
"I get it. You might say it could be long enough to hit me."
Fogg nodded.
Fogg nodded.
"Leave me to take care of that. But as you want to know the result of all this, it is just this. I want to have my share, and I will have it. Give me a couple of thousand down, and half for the future."
"Let me handle that. But since you want to know the outcome of all this, here it is. I want my fair share, and I will get it. Give me a couple of thousand upfront, and we'll settle the rest later."
Fogg was silent for a moment or two, and then he said—
Fogg was quiet for a moment, and then he said—
"Too much, Watson, too much. I have not so much."
"Too much, Watson, too much. I don’t have that much."
"Bah! At your banker's now you have exactly £11,267."
"Ugh! Right now, you have exactly £11,267 at your bank."
Fogg writhed.
Fogg squirmed.
"You have been prying. Well, you shall have the two thousand."
"You've been snooping around. Fine, you'll get the two thousand."
"On account."
"On credit."
Fogg writhed again. "I say you shall have so much, Watson, and you shall keep the books, and have your clear half of all future proceeds. Is there anything else you have set your mind upon, because if you have, while we are talking about business, you may as well state it, you know."
Fogg squirmed again. "I'm telling you that you'll get this amount, Watson, and you'll manage the books, and take your fair share of all future earnings. Is there anything else you want to discuss? Since we're talking business, you might as well bring it up."
"No, there's nothing else—I am satisfied. All I have to add is, that you had better put your head into the fire than attempt to play any tricks with me. You understand?"
"No, there's nothing else—I’m satisfied. All I have to say is, you’re better off putting your head in the fire than trying to pull any tricks on me. Do you understand?"
"Perfectly."
"Perfect."
Watson was not altogether satisfied. He would have been better pleased if Fogg had made more resistance. The easy compliance of such a man with anything that touched his pocket looked suspicious, and filled the mind of Watson with a thousand vague conjectures. Already—aye, even before he left Fogg's room, Watson began to feel the uneasiness of his new position, and to pay dearly for the money he was to have. Even money may be given an exorbitant price for. When he was by himself, as he traversed the passage leading to his own sleeping room, Watson could not forbear looking cautiously around him at times, as though gaunt murder stalked behind him, and he fastened his bed-room door with more than his usual caution. The wish to sleep came not to him, and sitting down upon his bed-side he rested his chin upon his hand and said to himself in a low anxious shrinking kind of whisper—
Watson wasn't completely satisfied. He would have preferred it if Fogg had resisted more. The way such a man easily agreed to anything involving money seemed suspicious, filling Watson's mind with a thousand vague worries. Already—even before he left Fogg's room—Watson started to feel uneasy about his new situation and to pay heavily for the money he was about to receive. Even money can come at an outrageous cost. When he was alone, walking through the hallway to his own bedroom, Watson couldn't help but glance around cautiously at times, as if a lurking danger was following him, and he locked his bedroom door with more care than usual. Sleep didn't come to him, and sitting down on the side of his bed, he rested his chin on his hand and muttered to himself in a low, anxious whisper—
"What does Fogg mean to do?"
"What does Fogg plan to do?"
Nor was the recent interview without its after effects upon the mad-house keeper himself. When the door closed upon Watson he shook his clenched hand in the direction he had taken, and muttered curses,
Nor was the recent interview without its aftereffects on the asylum keeper himself. When the door closed behind Watson, he shook his clenched fist in the direction he had gone and muttered curses,
"The time will come," he said, "Master Watson, and that quickly too, when I will let you see that I am still the master spirit. You shall be satisfied for the present, but your death-warrant is preparing. You will not live long to triumph over me by threats of what your low cunning can accomplish."
"The time is coming," he said, "Master Watson, and it’ll be fast, when I’ll show you that I’m still in charge. You’ll be satisfied for now, but your death warrant is being prepared. You won’t live long enough to gloat over me with the threats of what your clever tricks can achieve."
He rose and drank more raw brandy, after which, still muttering maledictions upon Watson, he returned to his bed-room, where, if he did not sleep, and if during the still hours of the night his brain was not too much vexed, he hoped to be able to concoct some scheme which should present him with a prospect of exemplary vengeance upon Watson.
He got up and drank more straight brandy, after which, still cursing Watson under his breath, he went back to his bedroom, where, if he couldn't sleep and if his mind wasn't too troubled during the quiet hours of the night, he hoped to come up with a plan that would give him a chance for perfect revenge on Watson.
CHAPTER XXXV.
MRS. LOVETT'S NEW LOVER.
Mrs. Lovett was a woman of luxurious habits. Perhaps the constant savoury hot pie atmosphere in which she dwelt contributed a something to the development of her tastes, but certainly that lady, in dress, jewellery, and men, had her fancies. Did the reader think that she saw anything attractive in the satyr-like visage of Todd, with its eccentricities of vision? Did the reader think that the lawyers' clerks frequenting her shop suited her taste, varying, as all the world knows that class of bipeds does, between the fat and flabby, and the white and candle looking, if we may be allowed the expression? Ah, no,—Mrs. Lovett's dreams of man had a loftier range, but we must not anticipate. Facts will speak trumpet-tongued for themselves.
Mrs. Lovett was a woman with lavish tastes. Maybe the constant smell of savory hot pies in her shop influenced her preferences, but it was clear that she had her own ideas when it came to fashion, jewelry, and men. Did the reader think she found anything appealing about Todd’s grotesque face and quirky eyes? Did the reader believe the lawyers' clerks who visited her shop matched her standards, which, as everyone knows, ranged from the overweight and soft to the pale and waxy, if we can put it that way? Oh no—Mrs. Lovett's fantasies about men had higher aspirations, but we shouldn't get ahead of ourselves. The facts will speak for themselves.
Mrs. Lovett was behind her counter all alone, but the loneliness continued but for a very brief period, for from Carey-street, with a nervousness of gait highly suggestive of a fear of bailiffs—bailiffs were there in all their glory—comes a—a what shall we say? Truly there are some varieties of the genus homo that defy minute classification, but perhaps this individual who hastened down Bell Yard was the nearest in approximation to what used to be called "a swaggering companion," that can be found. He was a gent upon town—that is to say, according to his own phraseology, he lived upon his wits; and if the reader will substitute dishonesty for wits, he will have a much clearer notion of what the swaggering companion of modern days lived upon. He was tall, burly, forty years of age, and his bloated countenance and sleepy eyes betrayed the effects of a long course of intemperance. He wore mock jewellery of an outrageous size; his attire was flashy and gaudy—his linen ... the less we say about that the better—enormous black whiskers (false) shaded his cheeks, and mangey-looking moustache (real) covered his upper lip—add to all this, such a stock of ignorance and impudence as may be supposed to thoroughly saturate one individual, and the reader has the swaggering companion before him. At a rapid pace he neared Mrs. Lovett's, muttering to himself as he went—
Mrs. Lovett was behind her counter all alone, but the solitude lasted only a short while because, from Carey Street, someone approached with a nervous walk that hinted at a fear of bailiffs—bailiffs were very much present. Here comes—a what should we call it? Honestly, some types of people are hard to categorize, but maybe the man rushing down Bell Yard is closest to what used to be called "a swaggering companion." He was a man about town—that is to say, as he would put it, he lived by his wits; and if you replace "wits" with "dishonesty," you'll have a better idea of what today’s swaggering companion survives on. He was tall, heavy-set, around forty years old, and his puffy face and droopy eyes showed the signs of a long history of excess. He wore gaudy costume jewelry that was ridiculously large; his clothes were flashy and over-the-top—let’s not even mention his undergarments—he had big fake sideburns that flanked his face and a scruffy-looking mustache (real) on his upper lip—add to this a complete lack of knowledge and an abundance of audacity, and you'll have the swaggering companion right in front of you. He approached Mrs. Lovett's quickly, mumbling to himself as he went—
"I wonder if I can gammon her out of a couple of guineas."
"I wonder if I can trick her out of a couple of pounds."
Yes, reader, this compound of vulgarity, ignorance, impudence and debauchery was Mrs. Lovett's gentle fancy—her taste—her—her, what shall we say?—her personification of all that a man should be. Do not start; Mrs. Lovett has many imitators, for, without libelling the fairer, better, and more gentle of that sex, who can be such angels as well as such—a-hem!—there are thousands who would be quite smitten with the "swaggering companion." When he reached the shop-window, he placed his nose against it for a moment to reconnoitre who was in the shop, and seeing the fair one alone, he at once crossed the threshold.
Yes, reader, this mix of rudeness, ignorance, boldness, and debauchery was Mrs. Lovett's sweet idea—her taste—her—what should we call it?—her vision of everything a man should be. Don't be alarmed; Mrs. Lovett has many followers, for, without insulting the kinder, better, and more gentle women, who can be such angels as well as, um, let’s say—there are thousands who would be completely taken with the "confident companion." When he got to the shop window, he pressed his nose against it for a moment to see who was inside, and noticing the lovely lady alone, he immediately stepped through the door.
"Ah, charmer, how do the fates get on with you?"
"Hey, charmer, how are things going for you?"
"Sir—"
"Mr.—"
A smile upon the face of Mrs. Lovett was a practical contradiction to the rebuff which her reception of him by words of mouth seemed to carry.
A smile on Mrs. Lovett's face was a practical contradiction to the cold welcome her words seemed to convey.
"Oh, you bewitching—a—a—"
"Oh, you enchanting—a—a—"
The remainder of the sentence was lost in the devouring a pie, which the "swaggering companion" took from the shop counter.
The rest of the sentence got drowned out while devouring a pie that the "cocky friend" grabbed from the shop counter.
"Really, sir," said Mrs. Lovett—"I wish you would not come here, I am all alone, and—"
"Honestly, sir," said Mrs. Lovett, "I wish you wouldn't come here. I'm all alone, and—"
"Alone? You beautiful female.—Oh you nice creature.—Allow me."
"Alone? You beautiful woman.—Oh you lovely person.—Let me help."
The "swaggering companion" lifted up that portion of the counter which enabled Mrs. Lovett to pass from one side of it to the other, and as coolly as possible walked into the parlour. Mrs. Lovett followed him, protesting at what she called his impudence. But for all that, a bottle of spirits and some biscuits were procured. The "swaggering companion," however, pushed the biscuits aside, saying—
The "swaggering companion" lifted up that part of the counter that let Mrs. Lovett move from one side to the other, and as casually as possible walked into the parlor. Mrs. Lovett followed him, complaining about what she called his arrogance. Still, a bottle of liquor and some biscuits were brought out. The "swaggering companion," however, pushed the biscuits aside, saying—
"Pies for me. Pies for me."
"Pies for me. Pies for me."
Mrs. Lovett looked at him scrutinisingly as she said—
Mrs. Lovett looked at him closely as she said—
"And do you really like the pies, or do you only eat them out of compliment to me?"
"And do you actually like the pies, or do you just eat them to be nice to me?"
"Really like them? I tell you what it is; out of compliment to you, of course, I could eat anything, but the pies are delicacies.—Where do you get your veal?"
"Really like them? Let me tell you; just to compliment you, I could eat anything, but the pies are a real treat.—Where do you get your veal?"
"Well, if you will have pies you shall, Major Bounce."—That was the name which the "swaggering companion" appended to his disgusting corporealty.
"Well, if you want pies, you shall have them, Major Bounce."—That was the name the "swaggering companion" attached to his repulsive physique.
"Certainly, my dear, certainly. As I was saying, I could freely, to compliment you, eat old Tomkins, the tailor, of Fleet Street."
"Of course, my dear, of course. As I was saying, I could easily, just to flatter you, eat old Tomkins, the tailor from Fleet Street."
"Really. How do you think he would taste?"
"Seriously. How do you think he would taste?"
"Tough!"
"Tough luck!"
"Ha! Ha!"
"LOL!"
It was an odd laugh that of Mrs. Lovett's. Had she borrowed it from Todd?
It was a strange laugh that Mrs. Lovett had. Did she get it from Todd?
"My dear Mrs. L.," said the major, "what made you laugh in that sort of way? Ah, if I could only persuade you to go from L to B—"
"My dear Mrs. L.," said the major, "what made you laugh like that? Ah, if only I could convince you to travel from L to B—"
"Sir?"
"Excuse me?"
"Now, my charmer, seriously speaking:—Here am I, Major Bounce, a gentleman with immense expectations, ready and willing to wed the most charming woman under the sun, if she will only say 'yes.'"
"Now, my charmer, to be serious: Here I am, Major Bounce, a guy with big dreams, ready and willing to marry the most charming woman in the world, if she would just say 'yes.'"
"Have you any objection to America?"
"Do you have any issues with America?"
"America? None in the least.—With you for a companion, America would be a Paradise. A regular garden of, what do you call it, my dear? Only say the word, my darling."
"America? Not at all.—With you by my side, America would feel like a paradise. A true garden of, what do you call it, my love? Just say the word, darling."
The major's arm was gently insinuated round the lady's waist, and after a few moments she spoke.
The major's arm was softly placed around the lady's waist, and after a moment, she spoke.
"Major Bounce, I—I have made money."
"Major Bounce, I’ve made money."
"The devil!—so have I, but the police one day—a-hem!—a-hem!—what a cough I have."
"The devil!—I have too, but the police one day—a-hem!—a-hem!—what a cough I have."
"What on earth do you mean?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Oh, nothing—nothing—only a joke. You said you had made money, and that put me in mind of what I read in the 'Chronicle' to-day of some coiners, that's all. Ha-ha!"
"Oh, nothing—nothing—just a joke. You mentioned you made some money, and that reminded me of something I read in the 'Chronicle' today about some coiners, that's all. Ha-ha!"
"When I spoke of making money, I meant in the way of trade, but having made it, I should not like to spend it in London, and be pointed out as the well-known pie-woman."
"When I talked about making money, I meant through trading, but after I made it, I wouldn't want to spend it in London and be recognized as the famous pie-woman."
"Pie-woman! Oh, the wretches—only let—"
"Pie-woman! Oh, the unfortunate—only let—"
"Peace. Hold your tongue, and hear me out. If I marry and retire, it will be far from here—very far indeed."
"Peace. Be quiet and listen to me. If I get married and settle down, it will be far away—really far."
"Ah, any land, with you." The major absolutely saluted the lady.
"Ah, any place, with you." The major definitely tipped his hat to the lady.
"Be quiet. Pray, in what service are you a major?"
"Be quiet. So, in what service are you a major?"
"The South American, my love. A much higher service than the British."
"The South American, my love. A much better service than the British."
"Indeed."
"Absolutely."
"Lord bless you, yes. If I was now to go to my estates in South America, there would be a jubilee of ten days at the very least, and the people as well as the government would not know how to make enough of me, I can assure you. In fact, I have as much right to take the rank of general as of major, but the natural modesty of a military man, and of myself in particular, steps in and says 'A major be it.'"
"God bless you, yes. If I were to go to my estates in South America now, there would be at least a ten-day celebration, and both the people and the government wouldn't know how to show enough appreciation for me, I can assure you. In fact, I have just as much right to take on the rank of general as I do major, but the natural modesty of a military man, and especially mine, makes me say, 'A major it is.'"
"Then you have property?"
"Do you own property?"
"Property—property? I believe you, I have. Lots!"
"Property—property? I hear you, I have. Tons!"
The major dealt his forehead a slap as he spoke, which might be taken as an indication that that was where his property was situated, and that it consisted of his ignorance and impudence—very good trading capitals in this world for, strange to say, the parties solely possessing such qualifications get on much better than education, probity, and genius can push forward their unhappy victims. Mrs. Lovett was silent for some minutes, during which the major saluted her again. Then, suddenly rising, she said—
The major slapped his forehead as he spoke, which could suggest that was where his assets lay, consisting of his ignorance and arrogance—pretty decent trading commodities in this world because, oddly enough, those who only have these traits often do much better than those whose education, integrity, and talent can push them forward. Mrs. Lovett was quiet for a few minutes while the major greeted her once more. Then, abruptly standing up, she said—
"I will give you an answer to-morrow. Go away now. We shall be soon interrupted. If I do consent to be yours, there will be something to do before we leave England."
"I'll give you an answer tomorrow. Leave now. We'll be interrupted soon. If I do agree to be yours, there will be some things to take care of before we leave England."
"By Jove, only mention it to me, and it is as good as done. By-the-bye, there is something to do before I leave here, and that is, my charmer, to pay you for the pies."
"Honestly, just bring it up, and it’s as good as done. By the way, there's something I need to take care of before I leave here, and that is, my dear, to pay you for the pies."
"Oh, no—no."
"Oh, no!"
"Yes, yes—my honour. Touch my honour, even in regard of a pie, and touch my life.—I put two guineas in one end of my purse, to pay my glover in the Strand, and at the other end are some small coins—where the deuce—can—I—have—put—it."
"Yes, yes—my honor. Mess with my honor, even over a pie, and you're messing with my life. I put two guineas in one end of my purse to pay my glover in the Strand, and at the other end are some small coins—where on earth—can—I—have—put—it."
The major made an affectation of feeling in all his pockets for his lost purse, and then, with a serio-comic look, he said—
The major pretended to look through all his pockets for his lost wallet, and then, with a funny yet serious expression, he said—
"By Jove, some rascal has picked my pocket."
"Wow, some thief just picked my pocket."
"Never mind me," said Mrs. Lovett, "I don't want payment for the pies."
"Don't worry about me," Mrs. Lovett said, "I don't need payment for the pies."
"Well, but—the—the glover. Poor devil, and I promised him his money this morning. For a soldier and a man of honour to break his word is death. What shall I do?—Mrs. L., could you lend me a couple of guineas until I have the happiness of seeing you again?"
"Well, but—the—the glover. Poor guy, and I promised him his money this morning. For a soldier and a man of honor to break his word is unacceptable. What should I do?—Mrs. L., could you lend me a couple of guineas until I have the pleasure of seeing you again?"
"Certainly, major, certainly I can."
"Of course, major, I can."
The gallant son of Mars pocketed the coins, and after saluting Mrs. Lovett some half score of times—and she, the beast, liked it—he left the shop and went chuckling into the Strand, where in a few minutes he was in a pot-house, from whence he emerged not until he had liquidated one of the guineas. Was Mrs. Lovett taken in by the major? Did she believe his title, or his wealth, and his common honesty? Did she believe in the story of the purse and of the two guineas that were to be paid to the poor glover because he wanted them? No—no—certainly not. But for all that, she admired the major.—He was her beau ideal of a fine man! That was sufficient. Moreover, being what he was—a rogue, cheat, and common swindler—she could exercise, so she thought, a species of control over him which no decent man would put up with, and so in her own mind she had determined to marry the major and fly; but as she said—"There was a little something to be done first." Did that relate to the disposal of Todd? We shall see. If she calculated upon the major putting Sweeney Todd out of the way, she sadly miscalculated; but the wisest heads will blunder. Compared to Todd, the major was indeed a poor creature; but Mrs. Lovett, in the stern courage of her own intellect, could not conceive the possibility of the great, puffy, bloated, fierce Major Bounce being as arrant a coward as ever was kicked. He was so, though, for all that. After he had left her, Mrs. Lovett sat for a long time in a profound reverie, and as it happened that no one came into the shop; the current of her evil thoughts was uninterrupted.
The brave son of Mars pocketed the coins, and after greeting Mrs. Lovett about ten times—and she, the monster, enjoyed it—he left the shop and went chuckling into the Strand, where in a few minutes he found a bar, not coming out until he had spent one of the guineas. Was Mrs. Lovett fooled by the major? Did she believe his title, his wealth, and his so-called honesty? Did she buy the story about the purse and the two guineas meant for the poor glover because he wanted them? No—no—not at all. But despite that, she admired the major. He was her ideal of a great man! That was enough. Moreover, since he was what he was—a rogue, a cheat, and a common swindler—she felt she could, or so she thought, have some kind of control over him that no decent man would tolerate, and so in her mind, she had decided to marry the major and run away; but as she said, "There was a little something to take care of first." Did that refer to getting rid of Todd? We shall see. If she thought the major would handle Sweeney Todd, she was very mistaken; but even the smartest can make errors. Compared to Todd, the major was indeed a weakling; but Mrs. Lovett, with the fierce courage of her own mind, couldn’t imagine that the big, puffy, bloated, fierce Major Bounce could be as much of a coward as anyone could be. He was, though, for all that. After he left, Mrs. Lovett sat for a long time lost in deep thought, and since no one came into the shop, her stream of wicked thoughts remained uninterrupted.
"I have sufficient," she said; "and before it gets too late, I will leave this mode of life. Why did I—tempted by the fiend Todd—undertake it, but that I might make wealth by it, and so assume a position that my heart panted for. I will not delay until it is too late, or I may lose the enjoyment that I have sacrificed so much to find the means of getting. I live in this world but for the gratification of the senses, and finding that I could not gratify them without abundant means, I fell upon this plan. I—ah—that is he—"
"I have enough," she said. "And before it gets too late, I'm going to leave this lifestyle. Why did I take it on, tempted by the devil Todd, if not to make money and gain the position my heart longs for? I won’t wait until it’s too late, or I might lose the enjoyment I’ve sacrificed so much to attain. I live in this world just for the pleasure of the senses, and realizing that I couldn’t indulge them without plenty of money, I came up with this plan. I—ah—that is he—"
Suddenly the swaggering companion, the redoubtable Major Bounce, rushed past the shop-window, without so much as looking in for a single moment, and made his way towards Carey Street. Mrs. Lovett started up and made her way into the front shop. Major Bounce was out of sight, but from Fleet Street came a poor, draggled, miserable looking woman, making vain efforts at a speed which her weakness prevented her from keeping up.—She called aloud—
Suddenly, the boastful companion, the formidable Major Bounce, rushed past the shop window without even glancing inside, and headed towards Carey Street. Mrs. Lovett jumped up and went into the front shop. Major Bounce was out of sight, but from Fleet Street came a poor, tattered, miserable-looking woman, making futile attempts to move quickly, which her weakness prevented her from maintaining. She called out—
"Stop! stop!—only a moment, Flukes! Only a moment, John. Stop!—stop!"
"Stop! Stop!—just a second, Flukes! Just a second, John. Stop!—stop!"
Her strength failed her, and she fell exhausted upon Mrs. Lovett's door-step.
Her strength gave out, and she collapsed, exhausted, on Mrs. Lovett's doorstep.
"Heartless!—heartless ever!" she cried. "May the judgment of the Almighty reach him—may he suffer—yes—may he suffer only what I have suffered."
"Heartless!—always heartless!" she shouted. "May the Almighty's judgment find him—may he suffer—yes—may he suffer only what I've suffered."
"Who and what are you?" said Mrs. Lovett.
"Who are you and what do you want?" said Mrs. Lovett.
"Poor, and therefore everything that is abject and despicable in London."
"Poor, and so everything that is miserable and contemptible in London."
"What a truth," said Mrs. Lovett. "What a truth that is. Who would not do even as I do to avoid poverty in a widowed life!—It is too horrible. Amid savages it is nothing, but here it is indeed criminality of the deepest dye. Whom did you call after, woman?"
"What a truth," Mrs. Lovett said. "What a truth that is. Who wouldn't do what I do to escape poverty as a widow? It's just too horrific. Among savages, it's nothing, but here it's truly the worst kind of crime. Who did you call after, woman?"
"My husband."
"My partner."
"Husband. Describe him."
"Hubby. Describe him."
"A sottish-looking man, with moustache. Once seen, he is not easily mistaken—ruffian and villain are stamped by nature upon his face."
"A disheveled-looking man with a mustache. Once you see him, you won't easily mix him up—his face is naturally marked by the traits of a thug and a villain."
Mrs. Lovett winced a little.
Mrs. Lovett flinched a bit.
"Come in," she said, "I will relieve you for the present. Come in."
"Come in," she said, "I'll take over for now. Come in."
The woman by a great effort succeeded in rising and crossing the threshold. Mrs. Lovett gave her a seat, and having presented her with a glass of cordial and a pie, she waited until the poor creature should be sufficiently recovered to speak composedly, and then she said to her with perfect calmness, as though she was by no manner of means personally interested in the matter—
The woman managed to get up and cross the doorway with great effort. Mrs. Lovett offered her a seat, and after giving her a glass of cordial and a pie, she waited until the poor woman was calm enough to speak. Then she said to her with complete composure, as if she had no personal interest in the situation—
"Now tell me—Is the man with moustache and the braided coat, who passed hastily up Bell Yard a few moments only before you, really your husband?"
"Now tell me—Is the guy with the mustache and the braided coat, who hurried up Bell Yard just moments before you, really your husband?"
"Yes, madam, that is Flukes—"
"Yes, ma'am, that is Flukes—"
"Who?"
"Who?"
"Flukes, madam."
"Flukes, ma'am."
"And pray who and what is Flukes?"
"And who is Flukes?"
"He was a tailor, and he might have been as respectable a man, and earned as honest and good a living as any one in the trade, but a love of idleness and dissipation undid him."
"He was a tailor, and he could have been as respectable a man and made an honest and decent living like anyone else in the trade, but a love of laziness and indulgence brought him down."
"Flukes—a tailor?"
"Flukes—a tailor?"
"Yes, madam; and now that I am utterly destitute, and in want of the common necessaries of life, if I chance to meet him in the streets and ask him for the merest trifle to relieve my necessities, he flies from me in the manner he has done to-day."
"Yes, ma'am; and now that I'm completely broke and in need of basic necessities, if I happen to see him on the street and ask him for just a small amount to help me out, he runs away from me just like he did today."
"Indeed!"
"Definitely!"
"Yes, madam. If we were in a lonely place he would strike me, so that I should, from the injury he would do me, be unable to follow him, but that in the public streets he dare-not do, for he fears some man would interfere and put a stop to his cruelty."
"Yes, ma'am. If we were alone, he would hit me, making it so I couldn't follow him because of the harm he would cause me, but in public streets, he wouldn't dare do that, as he fears someone might step in and put an end to his cruelty."
"There, my good woman," said Mrs. Lovett, "there are five shillings for you. Go now, for I expect to be busy very shortly."
"There you go, my good lady," said Mrs. Lovett, "here are five shillings for you. Go now, because I expect to be quite busy very soon."
With a profusion of thanks, that while they lasted were quite stunning, poor Mrs. Flukes left the pie-shop and hobbled homewards. When she was gone the colour went and came several times upon the face of Mrs. Lovett, and then she repeated to herself—"Flukes—a tailor!"
With a lot of gratitude, which was really impressive while it lasted, poor Mrs. Flukes left the pie shop and limped home. After she left, Mrs. Lovett's face changed color several times, and then she repeated to herself—"Flukes—a tailor!"
"Pies ready?" said a voice at the door.
"Pies ready?" said a voice at the door.
"Not quite."
"Not really."
"How long, mum; we want half a dozen of the muttons to-day."
"How long, mom; we want six of the sheep today."
"In about ten minutes."
"In about 10 minutes."
"Thank you, I'll look in again."
"Thanks, I’ll check back in later."
"Flukes—a tailor? Indeed!—Flukes—a tailor? Well I ought to have expected something like this. What a glorious thing it is really to care for no one but oneself after all. I shall lose my faith in—in—fine men."
"Flukes—a tailor? Really?—Flukes—a tailor? I probably should have seen this coming. It's actually kind of wonderful to care only about yourself in the end. I’m starting to lose my faith in—in—good men."
CHAPTER XXXVI.
TOBIAS'S MOTHER AWAKENS OLD RECOLLECTIONS.
Poor Tobias still remains upon his bed of sickness. The number of hours at the expiration of which the medical man had expected him to recover were nearly gone. In Colonel Jeffery's parlour three persons, besides himself, were assembled. These three were his friend the captain, Sir Richard Blunt, and Mrs. Ragg. The lady was sitting with a not over clean handkerchief at her eyes, and keeping up a perpetual motion with her knee, as though she were nursing some fractious baby, and Mrs. Ragg had been used of late to go out as a monthly nurse occasionally, which, perhaps, accounted for this little peculiarity.
Poor Tobias is still in his bed, sick. The hours the doctor expected him to recover were nearly up. In Colonel Jeffery's living room, three people, besides him, were gathered. These three were his friend the captain, Sir Richard Blunt, and Mrs. Ragg. The lady was sitting with a not-so-clean handkerchief at her eyes, constantly bouncing her knee as if she were soothing a fussy baby, and Mrs. Ragg had recently been working as a monthly nurse occasionally, which might explain this little quirk.
"Now, madam," said the colonel, "you quite understand, I hope, that you are not to mention to any living soul the fact of your son Tobias being with me."
"Now, ma'am," said the colonel, "I hope you understand that you are not to tell anyone that your son Tobias is with me."
"Oh, dear me, no, sir. Who should I mention it to?"
"Oh, no, sir. Who should I tell?"
"That we can't tell," interrupted the captain, "you are simply desired not to tell it."
"That we can't say," interrupted the captain, "you are just asked not to say it."
"I'm sure I don't see anybody once in a week, sir."
"I'm pretty sure I don't see anyone once a week, sir."
"Good God! woman," cried the colonel, "does that mean that when you do see any one you will tell it?"
"Good God! Woman," exclaimed the colonel, "does that mean that when you do see someone, you will share it?"
"Lord love you, sir, it's few people as comes to see you when you are down in the world. I'm sure it's seldom enough a soul taps at my door with a 'Mrs. Ragg, how are you?'"
"God bless you, sir, it's rare for people to come to see you when you're not doing well. I'm sure it's not often that someone knocks on my door and says, 'Mrs. Ragg, how are you?'"
"Now was there ever such an incorrigible woman as this?"
"Is there really ever been such an impossible woman as her?"
"If you were to talk to her for a month," said Sir Robert Blunt, "you would not get a direct answer from her. Allow me to try something else—Mrs. Ragg."
"If you talked to her for a month," said Sir Robert Blunt, "you still wouldn't get a straightforward answer. Let me try something different—Mrs. Ragg."
"Yes, sir—humbly at your service, sir."
"Yes, sir—I'm here to help you, sir."
"If you tell any one that Tobias is here, or indeed anywhere within your knowledge, I will apprehend you about a certain candlestick."
"If you tell anyone that Tobias is here, or anywhere else you know of, I'll have a talk with you about a certain candlestick."
"Goodness gracious, deliver us."
"Oh my gosh, help us."
"Do you understand that, Mrs. Ragg? You keep silence about Tobias, and I keep silence about the candlestick. You speak about Tobias, and I speak about the candlestick."
"Do you get that, Mrs. Ragg? You stay quiet about Tobias, and I stay quiet about the candlestick. You talk about Tobias, and I talk about the candlestick."
Mrs. Ragg shook her head and let fall a torrent of tears, which the magistrate took as sufficient evidence that she did understand him and would act accordingly, so he added—
Mrs. Ragg shook her head and burst into tears, which the magistrate took as enough proof that she understood him and would respond accordingly, so he added—
"Shall we all proceed up stairs? for a great deal will depend upon the boy's first impression when he awakens—and in this case we should not lose a chance."
"Should we all head upstairs? A lot will depend on the boy's first impression when he wakes up—and we shouldn't miss this opportunity."
In pursuance of this sound advice they all proceeded to poor Tobias's bed-room, and there he lay in that profound repose which the powerful opiate administered to him had had the effect of producing. It did not seem as though he had moved head or foot since they had left him. His face was very pale, and when Mrs. Ragg saw him she burst into tears, exclaiming—
In following this good advice, they all went to Tobias's bedroom, where he lay in a deep sleep caused by the strong sedative he had been given. It didn’t look like he had moved at all since they left him. His face was very pale, and when Mrs. Ragg saw him, she burst into tears, exclaiming—
"He is dead—he is dead!"
"He's dead—he's dead!"
"No such thing, madam," said Colonel Jeffery. "He only sleeps."
"No such thing, ma'am," said Colonel Jeffery. "He’s just sleeping."
"But, oh deary me, what makes him look so old and so strange now? He was bad enough when I saw him last, poor fellow, but not like this."
"But, oh dear, why does he look so old and so strange now? He was already in a bad way when I saw him last, poor guy, but not like this."
"He has received ill-usage from someone, and that is precisely what we want to find out. If you can get from him the particulars of what he has suffered, we will take care those who have made him suffer shall not escape."
"He has been mistreated by someone, and that's exactly what we need to find out. If you can get him to share the details of what he has endured, we will ensure that those who caused his suffering will not escape punishment."
"Bless you, gentlemen, what's the use of that if my poor boy is killed?"
"Thank you, gentlemen, but what’s the point of that if my poor son is dead?"
There was a good home truth in these words from Mrs. Ragg, although, upon the score of general social policy, they might well be answered. An argument with Mrs. Ragg, however, upon such a subject was not very a-propos. The colonel made her sit down by Tobias's bed-side, and he was then upon the point of remarking to his friend, the captain, that it would be as well, since so many hours had passed, to send for the medical man, when that personage made his appearance.
There was some truth in what Mrs. Ragg said, although it could easily be challenged from a broader social perspective. However, debating with Mrs. Ragg on such a topic wasn't very relevant. The colonel had her sit down next to Tobias's bedside, and just as he was about to tell his friend, the captain, that it might be a good idea to call for the doctor since so much time had passed, the doctor arrived.
"Has he awakened?" he asked.
"Has he woken up?" he asked.
"No—not yet."
"Not yet."
"Oh, I see you have a nurse."
"Oh, I see you have a nurse."
"It is his mother. We hope that she, by talking to him familiarly, may produce a good effect, and possibly rid him of that bewilderment of intellect under which he now labours. What think you, sir?"
"It’s his mother. We hope that by speaking to him in a friendly way, she can have a positive impact and possibly help him overcome the confusion he’s currently experiencing. What do you think, sir?"
"That it is a good thought. Let us darken the room as much as possible, as twilight will be most grateful to him upon awakening, which he must do shortly."
"That's a good idea. Let's darken the room as much as we can, since twilight will be very welcoming to him when he wakes up, which should be soon."
The curtains of the window were so arranged that the room was in a state of semi-darkness, and then they all waited with no small anxiety for Tobias to recover from the deep and death-like sleep that had come over him. After about five minutes he moved uneasily and uttered a low moan.
The window curtains were set up in a way that kept the room dim, and they all waited anxiously for Tobias to wake up from the deep, death-like sleep he had fallen into. After about five minutes, he stirred restlessly and let out a soft moan.
"Speak to him, Mrs. a—a—what's your name?"
"Talk to him, Mrs. uh—what's your name?"
"Ragg, sir."
"Ragg, sir."
"Aye, Ragg, just speak to him; of course he is well acquainted with your voice, and it may have the effect of greatly rousing him from his lethargic condition."
"Yeah, Ragg, just talk to him; he definitely knows your voice, and it might really help wake him up from his sluggish state."
Poor Mrs. Ragg considered that she had some very extraordinary post to perform, and accordingly she collected to her aid all her learning, which, interrupted by her tears, and now and then by a sob, which she had to gulp down like a large globule of castor oil, had certainly rather a droll effect.
Poor Mrs. Ragg thought she had some very important work to do, so she gathered all her knowledge, which was frequently interrupted by her tears and occasionally by a sob she had to swallow down like a big spoonful of castor oil, creating quite a funny scene.
"My dear Tobias—my dear—lie a bed, sluggard, you know—well, I never—Put the kettle on, Polly, and let's all have tea. Tobias, my dear—bless us and save us, are you going to stay in bed all day?"
"My dear Tobias—my dear—stay in bed all day, sluggard, you know—well, I can’t believe it—Put the kettle on, Polly, and let’s all have some tea. Tobias, my dear—goodness, are you really going to stay in bed all day?"
Another groan from Tobias.
Another groan from Tobias.
"Well, my dear, perhaps you won't mind getting up and just running towards the corner for a bunch of water cresses? Dear heart alive, there goes the muffin-man like a lamplighter!"
"Well, my dear, maybe you wouldn't mind getting up and just running over to the corner for some watercress? Oh my, there goes the muffin man like a lamplighter!"
It was by such domestic themes that Mrs. Ragg sought to recall the wandering senses of poor Tobias to a cognizance of the present. But alas! his thoughts were still in the dim and misty land of visions. Suddenly he spoke—
It was through these everyday topics that Mrs. Ragg tried to bring poor Tobias back to reality. But unfortunately, his mind was still lost in a vague and hazy world of dreams. Suddenly, he spoke—

Tobias's Delirium.
Tobias's Delirium.
"Hush—hush! There they come!—elephants!—elephants!—on—on—on. Now for the soldiers, and all mad—mad—mad! Hide me in the straw—deep in a world of straw. Hush! He comes. Sing, oh sing again!—and he—he will not suspect."
Hush—hush! Here they come!—elephants!—elephants!—keep moving—keep moving—keep moving. Now for the soldiers, and everyone’s crazy—crazy—crazy! Hide me in the straw—deep in a pile of straw. Hush! Here he comes. Sing, oh sing again!—and he—he won’t suspect.
The surgeon made a sign to Mrs. Ragg to speak again.
The surgeon gestured to Mrs. Ragg to speak again.
"Why, Tobias, my dear, what are you talking about? Do you mean the Elephant and Castle?"
"Why, Tobias, my dear, what are you talking about? Are you referring to the Elephant and Castle?"
"Call to his remembrance," said the surgeon, "some old scenes."
"Bring to mind some old scenes," said the surgeon.
"Yes, sir, but when one's heart and all that sort of thing is in one's mouth it's very difficult to recollect things oneself. Tobias!"
"Yes, sir, but when your heart is in your throat and all that, it's really hard to remember things. Tobias!"
"Yes—yes. Ha-ha!"
"Yeah—yeah. Haha!"
It was a low, plaintive, strange laugh that, that came from the poor boy whose mind had been so overthrown, and it jarred upon the feelings of all who heard it.
It was a soft, sad, unusual laugh that came from the poor boy whose mind had been so disturbed, and it unsettled everyone who heard it.
"Tobias, do you recollect the little cottage down the lane at Holloway, where we lived, and the cock roaches, and the strange cat, you know, Tobias, that would not go away? Don't you recollect, Tobias, how the coals there were all slates, and how your poor father, as is dead and gone—"
"Tobias, do you remember the little cottage down the lane at Holloway, where we lived, and the cockroaches, and that weird cat, you know, Tobias, that just wouldn’t leave? Don’t you remember, Tobias, how the coals there were all slates, and how your poor father, who is gone now—"
"Yes, I see him now."
"Yeah, I see him now."
Mrs. Ragg gave a faint scream.
Mrs. Ragg let out a small scream.
"Father!—father!" said Tobias, as he held out his arms, and the big tears rolled down his cheeks. "Father—father, Todd has not got me now. Don't cry so, father. Stand out of the way of the elephants."
"Father!—father!" Tobias exclaimed, stretching out his arms as big tears streamed down his face. "Father—father, Todd doesn’t have me anymore. Please don’t cry so, father. Get out of the way of the elephants."
"My dear! my dear!" cried Mrs. Ragg, "do you want to break my heart?"
"My dear! My dear!" shouted Mrs. Ragg, "do you want to break my heart?"
Tobias rose to a sitting position in the bed, and looked his mother in the face—
Tobias sat up in bed and looked his mother in the face—
"Are you, too, mad?" he said. "Are you, too, mad? Did you tell of Todd?"
"Are you crazy, too?" he asked. "Are you crazy, too? Did you talk about Todd?"
"Yes, the only way," said Colonel Jeffery, "for people not to be mad, is to tell of Todd."
"Yes, the only way," said Colonel Jeffery, "for people not to go crazy, is to talk about Todd."
"Yes—yes."
"Yeah—yeah."
"And so you, Tobias, will tell us all you know. That is what we want you to do, and then you will be quite happy and comfortable for the remainder of your days, and live with your mother again far from any apprehension from Todd. Do you understand me?"
"And so you, Tobias, are going to tell us everything you know. That's what we want you to do, and then you'll be happy and comfortable for the rest of your life, living with your mom again far away from any fear of Todd. Do you get what I’m saying?"
Tobias opened his mouth several times in an eager, gasping sort of manner, as though he would have said something rapidly, but he could not. He placed his hands upon his brain, and rocked to and fro for a few moments, and then he broke out into the same low, peculiar laugh that had before so strangely affected Colonel Jeffery and the others who were there present in that room. The surgeon shook his head as he said, mournfully—
Tobias opened his mouth several times in an eager, gasping way, as if he wanted to say something quickly, but he couldn't. He put his hands on his head and rocked back and forth for a few moments, then he burst into that same low, strange laugh that had earlier so oddly affected Colonel Jeffery and the others in the room. The surgeon shook his head and said sadly—
"It is of no use!"
"It's useless!"
"Do you really think so?" said the colonel.
"Do you actually think that?" said the colonel.
"For the present, I am convinced that it is of no use to attempt to recall his wandering senses. Time will do wonders, and he has the one grand element of youth in his favour. That, as well as time, will do wonders. The case is a bad one, and the shock the brain of this lad has received must be a most fearful one."
"For now, I’m sure that trying to bring back his wandering thoughts is pointless. Time can work miracles, and he has the huge advantage of being young. Both youth and time will work wonders. The situation is serious, and the shock this young man’s brain has experienced must be incredibly severe."
"Do not," said Sir Richard Blunt, "give up so readily, Mrs. Ragg; I would have you try him again. Speak to him again of his father—that seemed to be the topic that most moved him."
"Don't," said Sir Richard Blunt, "give up so easily, Mrs. Ragg; I want you to try him again. Talk to him again about his father—that seemed to be the subject that affected him the most."
Mrs. Ragg could hardly do so for her tears, but she managed to stammer out—
Mrs. Ragg could barely do so through her tears, but she managed to stammer out—
"Tobias, do you recollect when your father bought you the rabbit, and out of vexation, the creature eat its way out of a willow-work cage in the night? Do you remember your poor father's funeral, Tobias, and how we went, you and I, my poor boy, to take the last look at the only one who—who—who—"
"Tobias, do you remember when your dad got you that rabbit, and out of frustration, the little guy chewed his way out of a willow cage at night? Do you recall your father's funeral, Tobias, and how you and I went to say goodbye to the only one who—who—who—"
Mrs. Ragg could get no further.
Mrs. Ragg couldn't continue.
"Ha—ha—ha!" laughed Tobias, "who told of Todd?"
"Ha—ha—ha!" laughed Tobias, "who mentioned Todd?"
"Who is this Todd," said the surgeon, "that he continually speaks of, and shudders at the very name of?"
"Who is this Todd," said the surgeon, "that he keeps talking about and cringes at the very mention of?"
Colonel Jeffery glanced at Sir Richard Blunt, and the latter, who wished the affair by no means to transpire, merely said—
Colonel Jeffery looked at Sir Richard Blunt, who, wanting to keep the situation under wraps, simply said—
"We are quite as much in the dark as you, sir. It is just what we should like to know, who this Todd is, whose very name seems to hold the imagination of this poor boy in a grasp of iron. I begin to think that nothing more can be done now."
"We're just as in the dark as you are, sir. It’s exactly what we want to know, who this Todd is, whose name seems to have this poor boy completely captivated. I'm starting to think that there’s nothing more we can do now."
"Nothing, gentlemen, you may depend," said the surgeon. "How old is the lad?"
"Nothing, gentlemen, you can count on," said the surgeon. "How old is the kid?"
"Sixteen as never was," replied Mrs. Ragg, "and a hard time I had of it, sir, as you may suppose."
"Sixteen like never before," replied Mrs. Ragg, "and it was a tough time for me, sir, as you can imagine."
The surgeon did not exactly see how he was called upon to suppose anything of the sort; however he made no further remark to Mrs. Ragg, but continued in conversation for some time with Colonel Jeffery, who informed him that Tobias should remain for a time where he was, so that there should be every possible chance given for his recovery.
The surgeon didn’t really understand why he was expected to think that way; however, he didn’t say anything more to Mrs. Ragg and kept chatting with Colonel Jeffery, who told him that Tobias would stay where he was for a while to give him the best chance of recovering.
"I wish you to continue attending upon him, sir," he added, "for I would spare nothing that medical advice can suggest to restore him. He has, I am convinced, been a great sufferer."
"I want you to keep looking after him, sir," he added, "because I'm willing to do whatever it takes that medical advice recommends to help him recover. I truly believe he has been in a lot of pain."
"That is sufficiently clear, sir. You may rely upon my utmost attention."
"That's clear enough, sir. You can count on my full attention."
"Mrs. Ragg," said the colonel, "can you cook?"
"Mrs. Ragg," said the colonel, "can you cook?"
"Cook, sir? Lord bless you, sir. I can cook as well as here and there a one, though I say it that oughtn't, and if poor Tobias was but all right, I should not go to be after making myself miserable now about bygones. What's to be cured must be endured—it's a long lane as hasn't a turning. As poor Mr. Ragg often used to say when he was alive—'Grizzling ain't fattening.'"
"Cook, sir? Honestly, sir. I can cook just fine, even better than some people. Though I shouldn't brag, if poor Tobias were doing okay, I wouldn't be here stressing over the past. What needs fixing has to be dealt with—there's always a way out of a tough situation. Just like poor Mr. Ragg used to say when he was alive—'Complaining doesn’t help.'"
"I should think it was not. It so happens, Mrs. Ragg, that there is a vacancy in my house for a cook, and if you like to come and take the place, you can look after Tobias as well, you know, for I intend him to remain here for the present. Only remember, you tell this to no one."
"I don't think so. Actually, Mrs. Ragg, I have a job opening in my house for a cook, and if you're interested in taking the position, you can also look after Tobias since I plan for him to stay here for now. Just remember, you need to keep this to yourself."
"Me, sir! Lord bless you, sir, who do I see?"
"Me, sir! God bless you, sir, who do I see?"
The colonel was by no means anxious to convince himself a second time of the impossibility of bringing Mrs. Ragg to a precise answer, so he changed the subject, and it was finally arranged that without a word to any one upon the subject, that very night Mrs. Ragg was to take up her abode with Tobias. After this had been all arranged, the three gentlemen proceeded to the dining room, and held a consultation.
The colonel was definitely not eager to convince himself again that it was impossible to get a straight answer from Mrs. Ragg, so he switched topics. They finally agreed that, without telling anyone, Mrs. Ragg would move in with Tobias that very night. Once everything was sorted out, the three men went to the dining room for a meeting.
"Of the guilt of Todd," said the magistrate, "I entertain no doubt, but I own that I am extremely anxious to bring the crime legally home to him."
"Regarding Todd's guilt," the magistrate said, "I have no doubt, but I admit that I'm very eager to legally hold him accountable for the crime."
"Exactly," said the colonel, "and I can only say that every plan you can suggest will be cheerfully acquiesced in by me and my friend here."
"Exactly," said the colonel, "and I can only say that every plan you suggest will be happily accepted by me and my friend here."
The captain signified his assent.
The captain gave his approval.
"Be assured, gentlemen," added Sir Richard Blunt, "that something shall be done of a decisive character before many days are past. I have seen the higher powers upon the subject, and have full authority, and you may rest satisfied that I shall not mind running a little personal risk to unravel the mysteries that surround the career of Sweeney Todd. I think one thing may be done conveniently."
"Rest assured, gentlemen," Sir Richard Blunt added, "that something significant will be done in the coming days. I've talked to the higher-ups about this and have full authority, so you can be sure I won’t hesitate to take some personal risks to uncover the mysteries surrounding Sweeney Todd's life. I believe there's a practical way to proceed."
"What is that, sir?"
"What's that, sir?"
"Why, It seems to be pretty well understood that no one resides in Todd's house but himself, and as now he has no boy—unless he has provided himself with one already—he must go out sometimes and leave the place to itself, and upon one of those occasions an opportunity might be found of thoroughly searching the upper part, at all events, of his house."
"Well, it seems pretty well known that no one lives in Todd's house except him. Since he doesn't have a boy now—unless he's gotten one already—he has to go out sometimes and leave the place empty. During one of those times, there might be a chance to thoroughly search the upper part of his house."
"Could that be done with safety?"
"Is that something that can be done safely?"
"I think so. At all events, I feel inclined to try it. If I do so, and make any discovery, you may depend upon my letting you know without an hour's delay, and I sincerely hope that all that will take place may have the effect of setting your mind at rest regarding your friend, Mr. Ingestrie."
"I think so. Either way, I'm tempted to give it a try. If I do and find anything out, you can count on me to inform you immediately, and I really hope that everything that happens will ease your concerns about your friend, Mr. Ingestrie."
"But not of restoring him to us?"
"But not bringing him back to us?"
The magistrate shook his head.
The judge shook his head.
"I think, sir," he said, "that you ought to consider that he has, if any one has, fallen a victim to Sweeney Todd."
"I think, sir," he said, "that you should consider that he has, if anyone has, fallen victim to Sweeney Todd."
"Alas! I fear so."
"Unfortunately, I think so."
"All the evidence points that way, and we can only take measures in the best way possible to bring his murderer to justice—that that murderer is Sweeney Todd, I cannot for one moment of time bring myself to doubt."
"All the evidence points in that direction, and we can only take the best steps possible to bring his killer to justice—that killer is Sweeney Todd, and I cannot doubt that for a moment."
Sir Richard Blunt shortly afterwards left Colonel Jeffery's house and proceeded to the execution of a plan of proceeding, with the particulars of which he had not thought proper to entrust to the colonel, and his friend the captain. Long habits of caution had led the magistrate—who was not one of the fancy magistrates of the present day, but a real police officer—active, cool, and determined—to trust no one but himself with his secrets, and so he kept to himself what he meant to do that night. When he was gone, Colonel Jeffery had a long talk with his friend, and the subject gradually turned to Johanna, whom the colonel yet hoped, he said, to be able one day to call his own.
Sir Richard Blunt soon left Colonel Jeffery's house and set out to carry out a plan he hadn’t shared with either the colonel or his friend, the captain. Years of being careful had made the magistrate—who wasn't one of those pretentious magistrates you see today, but a real police officer—active, calm, and determined. He only trusted himself with his secrets, so he kept his plans for that night to himself. After he left, Colonel Jeffery had a long conversation with his friend, and the discussion slowly shifted to Johanna, who the colonel still hoped to one day claim as his own.
"No one," he remarked, "would be more truly rejoiced than I to restore Mark Ingestrie to her whom he loves, and whose affection for him is of so enduring and remarkable a character, but if, as Sir Richard Blunt supposes, he is really no more, I think Johanna, by being mine, would stand a better chance of recovering her serenity, if not of enjoying all the happiness in this world that she deserves."
"No one," he said, "would be more genuinely happy than I to bring Mark Ingestrie back to the woman he loves, and whose love for him is so strong and remarkable. But if, as Sir Richard Blunt believes, he is truly gone, I think Johanna would have a better chance of regaining her peace of mind, if not of experiencing all the happiness in this world that she deserves, by being with me."
"Hope for the best," said the captain, "and recollect what the surgeon said as regarded Tobias, that time works wonders."
"Hope for the best," said the captain, "and remember what the surgeon said about Tobias, that time works miracles."
CHAPTER XXXVII.
THE SEARCH AT TODD'S.
The house in Fleet Street, next door to Todd's, was kept by a shoemaker, named Whittle, and in this shoemaker's window was a bill, only put up on the very day of poor Tobias's escape from Peckham, announcing—"An Attic to Let." This was rather an alluring announcement to Sir Richard Blunt. At about half an hour after sunset on the same evening that had witnessed the utter discomfiture of the attempt to restore poor Tobias Ragg to his senses, two men stood in the deep recess of a doorway immediately opposite to the house of Sweeney Todd. These two men were none other than Sir Richard and his esteemed but rather eccentric officer, Mr. Crotchet. After some few moments' silence, Sir Richard spoke, saying—
The house on Fleet Street, next to Todd's, was run by a shoemaker named Whittle, and in this shoemaker's window was a sign, only put up on the very day poor Tobias escaped from Peckham, saying—"Attic for Rent." This was quite an enticing announcement for Sir Richard Blunt. About half an hour after sunset on the same evening that saw the complete failure of the effort to bring poor Tobias Ragg back to his senses, two men stood in the deep recess of a doorway directly across from Sweeney Todd's house. These two men were none other than Sir Richard and his valued but rather quirky officer, Mr. Crotchet. After a few moments of silence, Sir Richard spoke, saying—
"Well, Crotchet—what do you think of the affair now?"
"Well, Crotchet—what do you think of the situation now?"
"Nothink."
"Nothing."
"Nothing? You do not mean that, Crotchet?"
"Nothing? You can't be serious, Crotchet?"
"Says what I means—means what I says, and then leaves it alone."
"Says what I mean—means what I say, and then leaves it alone."
"But you have some opinion, Crotchet?"
"But you have an opinion, Crotchet?"
"Had, master—had—"
"Had, master—had—"
"Well, Crotchet; I think we can now cross over the way, and endeavour to get possession of the shoemaker's attic, from which we can get into Todd's house."
"Alright, Crotchet; I think we can now cross the street and try to gain access to the shoemaker's attic, which will allow us to get into Todd's house."
"And find nothink criminatory."
"And find nothing incriminating."
"You think not; but do you know, Crotchet, I am of opinion that the greatest and cleverest rogues not unfrequently leave themselves open to detection, in some little particular, which they have most strangely and unaccountably neglected. I am not without a hope that we shall find the man, Sweeney Todd, to be one of that class, and if so, we shall not fail to do some good by our visit to the house.—You remain here and watch for his going out, and when he is gone, come over the way and ask for Mr. Smith. Have you seen Fletcher?"
"You might think otherwise, but you know, Crotchet, I believe that the smartest and most cunning crooks often make themselves vulnerable to getting caught in some small way that they’ve strangely overlooked. I’m hopeful that we’ll find Sweeney Todd to be one of those types, and if that's the case, our visit to the house will be worthwhile. You stay here and keep an eye out for when he leaves, and when he’s gone, come across the street and ask for Mr. Smith. Have you seen Fletcher?"
"No, but he will be here presently, and will wait till that 'ere fellow goes away, if so be as he goes out, and then when you and me hears two notes on the key-bugle, it will be time all for us to go for to come to mizzle."
"No, but he will be here soon and will wait until that guy leaves, if he actually goes out. Then, when you and I hear two notes on the bugle, it'll be time for us to sneak away."
"Very good," said Sir Richard Blunt, and he crossed over to the shoemaker's shop, leaving Crotchet on the watch in the deep doorway.
"Sounds great," said Sir Richard Blunt, as he walked over to the shoemaker's shop, leaving Crotchet on guard in the deep doorway.
The fact is, they had been waiting there for some time, in the hope that Todd would go out, but he had not stirred, so that the magistrate thought it would be as well to let Crotchet remain while he secured the shoemaker's attic, with a view to ulterior proceedings. The magistrate was dressed as a respectable, staid clerk, and he walked into the shoemaker's shop with a gravity of gait that was quite imposing.
The truth is, they had been waiting there for a while, hoping that Todd would come out, but he hadn’t moved, so the magistrate thought it would be best to let Crotchet stay while he secured the shoemaker's attic for future actions. The magistrate was dressed like a respectable, serious clerk, and he walked into the shoemaker's shop with a heavy, impressive stride.
"You have an attic to let," he said. "Is it furnished?"
"You have an attic for rent," he said. "Is it furnished?"
"Oh yes, sir, and comfortably too. My missus looks after all that, I can tell you."
"Oh yes, sir, and quite comfortably too. My wife takes care of all that, I can assure you."
"Very well, I want just such a place; for, do you know, since I have left a widower, I like to live in some lively situation, and as all my friends are at Cambridge, and not a soul that I know in London, I don't half fancy going into an out-of-the-way place to live; though, I dare say, for all that, London is safe enough."
"Alright, I want just that kind of place; because you know, since becoming a widower, I prefer to live somewhere lively. Since all my friends are in Cambridge and I don’t know anyone in London, I’m not too keen on moving to some remote location; though, I suppose London is safe enough."
"Why, I don't know that," said the shoemaker. "However, you'll be safe enough here, sir, never doubt. The rent is four shillings a week."
"Well, I don’t know that,” said the shoemaker. “But you’ll be perfectly safe here, sir, no worries. The rent is four shillings a week.”
"Very good. I think, if you will show it to me, we shall suit each other. The great object with me is to find myself in the house of a respectable man, and one look at you, sir, is quite sufficient to show me that you are one."
"Sounds great. I think if you show it to me, we'll get along well. My main goal is to find myself in a respectable man's home, and just one look at you, sir, is enough to prove that you are one."
This was all highly flattering to the shoemaker, and he was so well pleased to get such a respectable, civil-spoken, middle aged gentleman into his house, that he was prepared, upon half a word to that effect, to come down a whole sixpence a week in the rent, if needs were. Of course, the would-be-lodger was well enough pleased with the attic, and turning to the shoemaker, he handed him four shillings, saying—
This was all very flattering to the shoemaker, and he was so happy to have such a respectable, polite, middle-aged gentleman in his house that he was ready, with just a hint, to lower the rent by a whole sixpence a week if necessary. Naturally, the potential lodger was pretty satisfied with the attic, and turning to the shoemaker, he handed him four shillings, saying—
"As my friends are all so far off, I ought to give you a week's rent in advance, instead of a reference, and there it is."
"As my friends are all far away, I should give you a week's rent in advance instead of a reference, and here it is."
After this, who could ask any further questions? The magistrate, just, of his own accord, added that his name was Smith, and that he would stay a short time in his room if the shoemaker could oblige him with a light, which was done accordingly, and when the shoemaker's wife came home—that lady having been out to gossip with no less a personage than Mrs. Lovett—he was quite elated to tell her what a lodger they had, and as he handed her the four shillings, saying "My dear, that will buy you the ribbon at Mrs. Keating's, the mercer, that you had set your mind upon," how could she be other than quite amiable?
After this, who could ask any more questions? The magistrate, on his own initiative, mentioned that his name was Smith and that he would be staying in his room for a short while if the shoemaker could provide him with a light, which he did. When the shoemaker's wife came home—having been out chatting with none other than Mrs. Lovett—he was quite excited to tell her about the lodger they had. As he handed her the four shillings, saying, "My dear, this will buy you the ribbon at Mrs. Keating's, the mercer, that you had your heart set on," how could she be anything but completely pleasant?
"Well, John," she said, "for once in a way, I must say that you have shown great judgment, and if I had been at home myself, I could not have managed better."
"Well, John," she said, "I have to admit that you've shown great judgment this time, and if I had been home myself, I couldn't have done any better."
This, we are quite sure, our lady readers will agree with us was as much as any married female ought to say. Sir Richard Blunt ascended to the attic, of which he was now, by virtue of a weekly tenancy, lord and master, with a light, and closing the door, he cast his eyes around the apartment. Its appointments were decidedly not luxurious. In one corner a stump-bedstead awakened anything but lively associations, while the miserable little grate, the front of which was decidedly composed of some portions of an old iron hoop from a barrel, did not look redolent of comforts. The rest of the apartments were what the auctioneers call en suite, the said auctioneers having but a dreamy notion of what en suite means. But the appointments or disappointments of his attic were of little consequence to Sir Richard Blunt. It was the window that offered attractions to him. Softly opening it, he looked out, and found that there was a leaden gutter, with only the average amount of filth in it, the drain being, of course, stopped up by a dishclout and a cracked flower-pot, which is perfectly according to custom in London. He saw enough at a glance, however, to convince him that there would be no difficulty whatever in getting to the attic of Todd's house, and that fact once ascertained, he waited with exemplary and placid patience the return of Crotchet. Now, Sweeney Todd was, during much of that day, in what is denominated a brown study. He could not make up his mind in what way he was to make up for the loss of the senses of Tobias. It was with him an equal choice of disagreeables. To have a boy, or not to have a boy, which to do became an anxious question.
This, we’re pretty sure, our lady readers will agree, was as much as any married woman should say. Sir Richard Blunt climbed up to the attic, of which he was now, thanks to a weekly rental, the lord and master. With a light in hand, he closed the door and looked around the room. Its furnishings were definitely not luxurious. In one corner, a stump bed reminded him of anything but cheerful memories, while the shabby little fireplace, made from parts of an old iron barrel hoop, didn't seem promising for comfort. The rest of the space was what the auctioneers call en suite, though those auctioneers had only a vague idea of what en suite actually means. But the condition of his attic didn’t really matter to Sir Richard Blunt. It was the window that caught his attention. He quietly opened it, peering out to see a leaden gutter filled with the usual dirt, blocked by a dishcloth and a cracked flower pot, which is just the way things are in London. He quickly realized that it would be easy to access Todd's attic, and knowing that, he waited patiently for Crotchet's return. Meanwhile, Sweeney Todd spent much of the day in what one might call a deep thought. He couldn’t decide how to compensate for the loss of young Tobias. For him, it was equally troubling to consider whether to keep a boy or not, making it an anxious dilemma.
"A boy is a spy," muttered Todd to himself—"a spy upon all my actions—a perpetual police-officer in a small way, constantly at my elbow—an alarum continually crying to me 'Todd! Todd! beware!' Curses on them all, and yet what a slave am I to this place without a lad; and, after all, when they do become too troublesome and inquisitive, I can but dispose of them as I have disposed of him."
"A boy is a spy," Todd muttered to himself—"a spy on all my actions—a little police officer always at my side—an alarm continuously shouting at me, 'Todd! Todd! be careful!' Damn them all, and yet how much of a slave I am to this place without a kid; and, when they do become too annoying and curious, I can always get rid of them just like I got rid of him."
Todd patrolled his shop for some time, thus communing with himself; but as yet he could not make up his mind which to do.—A boy or not a boy?—that was the question. He remained in this unsatisfactory state of mind until sunset had passed away and the dim twilight was wrapping all things in obscurity. Then, without deciding upon either course, he suddenly, in a very hurried manner, shut up his shop, and closing the outer door carefully, he walked rapidly towards Bell Yard. He was going to Mrs. Lovett's, whither we shall follow him at a more convenient opportunity, but just now we have Sir Richard Blunt's enterprise to treat of. Todd had no sooner got fairly out of sight, than Mr. Crotchet emerged from the doorway in which he was concealed, and went a few paces down Fleet Street, towards the Temple.—He soon met a man genteelly dressed, who seemed to be sauntering along in an idle fashion.
Todd walked around his shop for a while, deep in thought; but he still couldn't decide what to do—have a boy or not have a boy? That was the dilemma. He stayed in this frustrating state of mind until sunset had passed and the dim twilight began to envelop everything in darkness. Then, without making a choice, he abruptly locked up his shop, carefully closed the outer door, and hurriedly made his way towards Bell Yard. He was heading to Mrs. Lovett's, where we'll catch up with him later, but for now, we need to focus on Sir Richard Blunt's venture. As soon as Todd was out of sight, Mr. Crotchet stepped out from the doorway where he had been hiding and walked a few steps down Fleet Street, heading towards the Temple. He soon encountered a well-dressed man who appeared to be strolling along leisurely.
"All's right, Fletcher," said Crotchet.
"All good, Fletcher," said Crotchet.
"Oh, is it?"
"Really?"
"Yes. Have you got that ere little article with you?"
"Yes. Do you have that little article with you?"
"The bugle? Oh, yes."
"The bugle? Oh, for sure."
"Mind you blows it then, if you sees Todd come home, and no gammon."
"Just remember, if you see Todd come home and there’s no excuse, it’ll blow your mind."
"Trust to me old fellow."
"Trust me, old friend."
Without another word, Mr. Crotchet crossed over the road, and opened the shop-door of the shoemaker. Now the face of Mr. Crotchet was not the most engaging in the world, and when he looked in upon the shoemaker, that industrious workman felt a momentary pang of alarm, and particularly when Mr. Crotchet, imparting a horrible obliquity to his vision, said—
Without saying anything else, Mr. Crotchet crossed the street and opened the shoemaker's shop door. Mr. Crotchet's face wasn't the most charming in the world, and when he looked in at the shoemaker, that hard-working man felt a brief rush of alarm, especially when Mr. Crotchet, with a disturbing slant to his gaze, said—
"How is yer, old un?"
"How are you, old friend?"
"Sir?" said the shoemaker.
"Excuse me?" said the shoemaker.
"You couldn't show a fellow the way up to Smith's hattic, I supposes?"
"You couldn't show someone the way up to Smith's attic, could you?"
"Smith—Smith?—Oh, dear me, that's the new lodger. I'll call him down if you wait here."
"Smith—Smith?—Oh, my goodness, that's the new tenant. I'll get him to come down if you wait here."
"No occasion. I'll toddle up, my tulip. He's a relation o' mine, don't you see the likeness atween us?—We was considered the handsomest pair 'o men as was in London at one time, and it sticks to us now, I can tell you."
"No special reason. I’ll head over, my tulip. He’s a relative of mine; can’t you see the resemblance between us? We were once regarded as the handsomest pair of men in London, and it still follows us today, I can tell you."
"If you wish, sir, to go up, instead of having Mr. Smith called down, of course, sir, you can, as you are an old friend. Allow me to light you, sir."
"If you’d like to go up, sir, instead of having Mr. Smith come down, you can certainly do that, since you’re an old friend. Let me light your way, sir."
"Not the least occasion. Only tell me where it isn't, and I'll find out where it is, old chap."
"Not the least bit. Just tell me where it isn’t, and I’ll figure out where it is, buddy."
"It's the front attic."
"It's the front loft."
"All's right. Don't be sich a hass as to be flaring away arter me, with that ere double dip, I can find my way in worserer places than this here. All's right—easy does it."
"Everything's fine. Don't be such a hassle by chasing after me with that double dip; I can find my way in worse places than this. Everything's fine—just take it easy."
To the surprise of the shoemaker, his mysterious visitor opened the little door at the back of the shop, which led to the staircase, and in a moment disappeared up them.
To the shoemaker's surprise, his mysterious visitor opened the small door at the back of the shop that led to the staircase and quickly vanished up it.
"Upon my life, this Mr. Smith," thought the shoemaker, "seems to have some very strange connexions. He told me he knew nobody in London, and then here comes one of the ugliest fellows, I think, I ever saw in all my life, and claims acquaintance with him. What ought I to do?—Ought I to tell Mrs. W. of it?"
"Honestly, this Mr. Smith," thought the shoemaker, "seems to have some really strange connections. He told me he didn't know anyone in London, and then here comes one of the ugliest guys I've ever seen, claiming to know him. What should I do? Should I tell Mrs. W. about this?"
At this moment Mrs. W. made her appearance from the mercer's, with the ribbon that had tickled her feminine fancy—all smiles and sweetness. The heart of the shoemaker died within him, for well he knew what visitation he was likely to come in for, if anything connected with the lodger turned out wrong.
At that moment, Mrs. W. walked out of the fabric store, holding the ribbon that had caught her eye—all smiles and charm. The shoemaker's heart sank, knowing full well what kind of trouble he would face if anything went wrong with the lodger.
"A-hem! a-hem! Well, my dear, have you got the ribbon?"
"Ahem! Well, my dear, do you have the ribbon?"
"Oh yes, to be sure, and a love it is—"
"Oh yes, for sure, and it's definitely a love—"
"Ah!—ah!"
"Wow!"
"What's the matter?"
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing, my dove. I was only thinking that it wasn't the ribbon that makes folks look lovely, but the person who wears it. You would look beautiful in any ribbon."
"Nothing, my dove. I was just thinking that it's not the ribbon that makes people look lovely, but the person wearing it. You would look beautiful in any ribbon."
"Why, my dear, that may be very true, but still one ought to look as well as one can, you know, for the credit of one's maker."
"Well, my dear, that might be true, but still, you should look your best, you know, for the sake of your creator."
"Oh, yes, yes, but I was only thinking—"
"Oh, yes, yes, but I was just thinking—"
"Thinking of what? Bless me, Mr. Wheeler, how mystifying you are to-night, to be sure. What do you mean by this conduct? Was ever a woman so pestered and tormented with a fool of a man, who looks like an owl in an ivy bush for all the world, or a crow peeping into a marrowbone."
"Thinking about what? Goodness, Mr. Wheeler, you’re so mysterious tonight, for sure. What do you mean by acting like this? Has there ever been a woman so bothered and tormented by a foolish man who looks like an owl in an ivy bush or a crow peeking into a marrowbone?"
"My duck, how can you say so?"
"My duck, how can you say that?"
"Duck indeed? Keep your ducks to yourself. Hoity toity. Duck, indeed. You low good-for-nothing—"
"Duck really? Keep your ducks to yourself. So pretentious. Duck, really. You worthless good-for-nothing—"
"My dear, my dear. I was only thinking, and not in the least wishing to offend."
"My dear, my dear. I was just thinking, not at all trying to offend."
"But you do offend me, you nasty insinuating, sneering wretch.—What were you thinking about? Tell me this moment."
"But you're really offending me, you nasty, sly, sneering jerk. What were you thinking? Tell me right now."
"Why, that a pretty silver-grey satin mantle would set off your figure so well, that—"
"Wow, that beautiful silver-grey satin cape would look amazing on you, that—"
"Oh, John!"
"OMG, John!"
"That, though quarter-day is near at hand, I think you ought to have one."
"Even though it's almost quarter-day, I still think you should have one."
"Really, Jackey."
"Seriously, Jackey."
"Yes, my dear."
"Yes, my love."
"What a man you are. Ah, Jackey, after all, though we have, like all people, our little tiffs and wiffs and sniffs—after all, I say it, perhaps, that should not say it, you are a dear, good, obliging—"
"What a man you are. Ah, Jackey, even though we, like everyone else, have our little disagreements and annoyances—after all, I say it, maybe I shouldn't, but you are a dear, good, and helpful—"
"Don't mention it."
"No problem."
"Yes, but—"
"Yeah, but—"
"No, don't. By-the-bye, do you know, Susey, that I begin to have my suspicions—mind, I may be wrong, but I begin to have my suspicions, do you know, that our attic lodger is, after all, no better than he should be."
"No, don't. By the way, do you know, Susey, that I'm starting to have my doubts—just so you know, I could be wrong, but I'm starting to feel that our attic tenant is, after all, not as good as he seems."
"Gracious!"
"Wow!"
"Hush! hush! There has been a man here; so ugly—so—so—squintified, if I may say so, that between you and me and the post, my dear, it's enough to frighten any one to look at him, it is indeed.—But as for the silver-grey satin, don't stint the quality for a sixpence or so."
"Hush! Hush! A man has been here; so ugly—so—so—cross-eyed, if I can say that, that between you, me, and the wall, my dear, it's enough to scare anyone just to look at him, it really is. But as for the silver-grey satin, don’t skimp on the quality for a penny or two."
"The wretch!"
"The jerk!"
"And take care to have plenty of rich trimming to it."
"And make sure to have plenty of fancy decorations on it."
"The monster!"
"The monster!"
"And have something pretty to match it, so that when you go to St. Dunstan's next Sunday, all the folks will ask what fine lady from court has come into the city out of curiosity to see the old church."
"And have something nice to match it, so that when you go to St. Dunstan's next Sunday, everyone will wonder which fine lady from the court has come into the city out of curiosity to see the old church."
"Oh, Jackey."
"Oh, Jackey."
"That's what I call," muttered Mr. Wheeler, "pouring oil upon the troubled waters." He then spoke aloud, saying—"Now, my dear, it is your judgment and advice I want. What shall we do in this case? for you see—first of all, the new lodger denies knowing a soul, and then, in half an hour, an old acquaintance calls upon him here."
"That's what I call," muttered Mr. Wheeler, "pouring oil on troubled waters." He then spoke up, saying—"Now, my dear, I want your judgment and advice. What should we do in this situation? Because, first of all, the new tenant claims he doesn’t know anyone, and then, half an hour later, an old acquaintance shows up to see him here."
The silver-grey satin—the flattering allusion to the probable opinion of the people in St. Dunstan's Church on the next Sunday—the obscure allusion to a something else to match it, and the appeal to her judgment, all had the effect desired upon Mrs. Wheeler, who, dropping entirely the hectoring tone, fell into her husband's views, and began calmly and dispassionately, without abuse or crimination, to discuss the merits, or rather the probable demerits, of the new lodger.
The silver-grey satin—a flattering nod to what people at St. Dunstan's Church might think the following Sunday—a vague reference to something else that complemented it, and the call to her judgment all had the intended effect on Mrs. Wheeler. She completely dropped her bossy tone, aligned with her husband's views, and began discussing the pros, or more likely the cons, of the new lodger in a calm and rational manner, without insults or accusations.
"I tell you, my dear, my opinion," said the lady. "As for stopping in the house and not knowing who and what he is, I won't."
"I'll tell you, my dear, my opinion," said the lady. "As for staying in the house and not knowing who he is or what he's about, I refuse."
"Certainly not, my love."
"Definitely not, my love."
"Then, Mr. W., the only thing to do, is for you and I to go up stairs, and say that as I was out you did not know a Mr. Jones had spoken about the lodging, but that, if he could give a reference in London, we would still have him for a lodger."
"Then, Mr. W., the only thing we can do is go upstairs and explain that since I was out, you didn’t know that Mr. Jones had talked about the rental, but if he can provide a reference in London, we would still consider him as a tenant."
"Very well. That will be only civil, and if he says he can't, but must send to Cambridge—"
"Alright. That seems fair, and if he says he can’t, but has to send to Cambridge—"
"Why then, my dear, you must say that he may stay till he writes, and I'll be guided by his looks. If I give you a nudge, so, with my elbow, you may consider that it's pretty right."
"Well then, my dear, you should say that he can stay until he finishes writing, and I'll watch his expressions for guidance. If I give you a nudge with my elbow, you can take that as a good sign."
"Very well, my dove."
"Alright, my love."
CHAPTER XXXVIII.
SIR RICHARD PRIES INTO TODD'S SECRETS.
Crotchet soon reached the attic floor of the shoemaker's house, and although in profound darkness, he managed, as he thought, to touch the right door. Tap! tap! went Crotchet's knuckles, and as he did so he followed a habit very general, when the knock is only a matter of ceremony, and opened the door at the same moment. He popped his head into a room where there was a light, and said—
Crotchet soon made it to the attic of the shoemaker's house, and even though it was pitch dark, he thought he found the right door. Tap! tap! went Crotchet's knuckles, and as was his usual habit when knocking was just a formality, he opened the door at the same time. He peeked his head into a room where there was light and said—
"Here yer is."
"Here you go."
A scream was the reply to him, and then Crotchet saw, by the state of affairs there, that he had made a little mistake in the topography of the attic landing. The attic in which he found himself, for he had crossed the threshold, was in the occupation of an elderly gaunt-looking female, who was comforting her toes by keeping them immersed in a pan of water by the side of a little miserable fire, which was feebly pretending to look cheerful in the little grate.
A scream was the response he received, and then Crotchet realized, based on the situation, that he had misjudged the layout of the attic landing. The attic he found himself in—after stepping inside—was occupied by a thin, elderly woman who was soothing her toes by soaking them in a pan of water next to a small, sad fire that was weakly trying to appear cheerful in the little grate.
"Lor, mum!" said Crotchet. "Who'd a thought o' seeing of you?"
"Lor, Mom!" said Crotchet. "Who would have thought I’d see you here?"
"Oh, you monster. You base man, what do you want here?"
"Oh, you monster. You lowlife, what do you want here?"
"Nothink!"
"Nothing!"
"Be off with you, or else I'll call the perlice."
"Get out of here, or I’ll call the police."
"Oh, I'm a going, mum. How do you bring it in, mum, in a general way?"
"Oh, I'm going, mom. How do you bring it in, mom, in a general way?"
"Help! Murder!"
"Help! There's a murder!"
"Lord bless us, what a racket. Don't you go for to fancy, mum, that I comed up these here attic stairs for to see you. Quite the rewerse, mum."
"Goodness, what a noise. Don’t get it twisted, mom, I didn’t come up these attic stairs to see you. Quite the opposite, mom."
"Then, pray who did you come to see, you big ugly monster you? The other attic is empty. Oh, you base infidel. I believe I knows what men are by this time."
"Then, who did you come to see, you big ugly monster? The other attic is empty. Oh, you lowly infidel. I think I know what men are by now."
"No doubt on it, mum. Howsomedever this here's the wrong door, I take it. No harm done, mum. I wish you and your toes, mum, a remarkably good evening."
"No doubt about it, ma'am. However, I take it this is the wrong door. No harm done, ma'am. I wish you and your toes, ma'am, a very good evening."
"Crotchet," said a voice.
"Crotchet," a voice said.
"Here yer is."
"Here you are."
Sir Richard Blunt had been attentively listening for Crotchet, and when he heard the screams of the old lady in the next attic, he opened the door of his apartment, and looked out. He soon discovered what was amiss, and called out accordingly.
Sir Richard Blunt had been listening carefully for Crotchet, and when he heard the old lady screaming in the next attic, he opened the door to his apartment and looked outside. He quickly figured out what was going on and shouted accordingly.
"Bless us, who's that?"
"Bless us, who’s that?"
"The Emperor o' Russia, mum," said Crotchet. "He's took that 'ere attic next to you, cos he's heard so much o' the London chumbley pots, and he wants to have a good look at them at his leisure."
"The Emperor of Russia, ma'am," said Crotchet. "He’s taken that attic next to yours because he’s heard so much about the London pottery, and he wants to take a good look at them in his spare time."
With these words Mr. Crotchet left the old lady's attic, and closed the door carefully, leaving her, no doubt, in a considerable state of bewilderment. In another moment he was with the magistrate.
With these words, Mr. Crotchet left the old lady's attic and carefully closed the door, undoubtedly leaving her quite confused. In a moment, he was with the magistrate.
"Crotchet," said Sir Richard, "I thought I told you to do this thing as quietly as you possibly could."
"Crotchet," said Sir Richard, "I thought I asked you to handle this as quietly as you could."
"Down as a hammer, sir."
"Down like a hammer, sir."
"I think it is anything but down."
"I think it’s anything but bad."
"Right as a trivet, sir, with a hextra leg. Lots o' fear, but no danger. Now for it, Sir Richard. What lay is we to go on?"
"Right as a trivet, sir, with an extra leg. Lots of fear, but no danger. Now, let's get to it, Sir Richard. Which way are we heading?"
It certainly never occurred to Sir Richard Blunt to hold any argument with Mr. Crotchet. He had long since found out that he must, if he would avail himself of his services—and for courage and fidelity he was unequalled—put up with his eccentricities; so upon this occasion he said no more about Crotchet's mistake, but, after a few moments' pause, pointing to the attic door, he said—
It definitely never crossed Sir Richard Blunt's mind to argue with Mr. Crotchet. He had figured out a while ago that if he wanted to benefit from Crotchet’s help—and for bravery and loyalty, he was unmatched—he had to accept his quirks; so, on this occasion, he didn’t mention Crotchet's mistake again. After a brief pause, he pointed to the attic door and said—
"Secure it."
"Make it secure."
"All's right."
"All is good."
Crotchet took a curious little iron instrument from his pocket, and secured it into the wall by the side of the door. It did not take him more than a moment to do so, and then, fully satisfied of the efficacy of his work, he said—
Crotchet pulled out a neat little iron tool from his pocket and fastened it to the wall next to the door. It only took him a moment to do this, and then, feeling confident about his work, he said—
"Let 'em get over that if they can."
"Let them get over that if they can."
While he was so occupied. Sir Richard Blunt himself had opened the window, and fastened it open securely.
While he was busy, Sir Richard Blunt himself opened the window and secured it firmly.
"Now, Crotchet," he said, "look to your pistols."
"Now, Crotchet," he said, "check your pistols."
"All's right, sir."
"Everything's good, sir."
The magistrate carefully examined the priming of his own arms, and seeing that all was right, he at once emerged from the attic through the window on to the parapet of the house. He might have crept along the gutter just within the parapet, but the gutter aforesaid was not exactly in the most salubrious condition. Indeed, from its filthy state, one might have fancied it to be peculiarly under the direction of the city commissioners of sewers. Crotchet followed Sir Richard closely, and in a moment or two they had traversed a sufficient portion of the parapet to find themselves at the attic window of Todd's house. It would have been next thing to a miracle if they had been seen in their progress, for the roof was very dark coloured, and the night had fairly enough set in, so that if any one had by chance looked up from the street below, they would scarcely have discovered that there was anybody creeping along the parapet. Now there was a slight creaking noise for about half a minute, and then the window of Sweeney Todd's attic swung open.
The magistrate carefully checked his weapons, and seeing everything was in order, he climbed out of the attic window onto the roof of the house. He could have crawled along the ledge just inside the edge, but that ledge wasn't exactly in the best shape. In fact, it was so filthy that one might think it was under the care of the city's sewer department. Crotchet followed Sir Richard closely, and in a moment, they had crossed enough of the roof to reach the attic window of Todd's house. It would have been nearly miraculous if anyone had spotted them during their climb, as the roof was very dark, and night had completely fallen, so if someone happened to look up from the street below, they would hardly notice anyone moving along the edge. Then there was a slight creaking noise for about half a minute, and suddenly, the window of Sweeney Todd's attic swung open.
"Come on," said Sir Richard, and he softly alighted in the apartment. Crotchet followed him, and then the magistrate carefully closed the window again, and left it in such a way, that a touch from within would open it. Then they were in profound darkness, and as it was no part of the policy of Sir Richard Blunt to run any unnecessary risks, he did not move one inch from the place upon which he stood until he had lighted a small hand lantern, which had a powerful reflector and a tin shade, which in a moment could be passed over the glass, so as to hide the light upon an emergency.
"Come on," said Sir Richard, and he quietly stepped into the room. Crotchet followed him, and then the magistrate carefully closed the window again, leaving it in a way that could be opened from the inside with a simple touch. Then they were in complete darkness, and since it was not part of Sir Richard Blunt's approach to take unnecessary risks, he didn't move an inch from where he stood until he had lit a small hand lantern that had a powerful reflector and a tin shade, which could quickly be placed over the glass to conceal the light in case of an emergency.
"Now, Crotchet," he said, "we shall see where we are."
"Alright, Crotchet," he said, "let's see where we stand."
"Reether," said Crotchet.
"Reether," said Crotchet.
By holding the light some height up, they were able to command a good view of the attic. It was a miserable looking room: the walls were in a state of premature decay, and in several places lumps of mortar had fallen from the ceiling, making a litter of broken plaster upon the floor. It was entirely destitute of furniture, with the exception of an old stump bedstead, upon which there lay what looked like a quantity of old clothes.
By holding the light up high, they were able to get a good look at the attic. It was a pretty grim room: the walls were crumbling, and in several spots, chunks of mortar had fallen from the ceiling, creating a mess of broken plaster on the floor. It had no furniture at all, except for an old bed frame, on which there were what seemed to be a bunch of old clothes.
"Safe enough," said Sir Richard.
"Safe enough," said Sir Richard.
"Stop!" said Crotchet.
"Stop!" Crotchet shouted.
"What's the matter?"
"What's wrong?"
"There's something odd on the floor here. Don't you see as the dust has got into a crevice as is bigger nor all the other crevices, and goes right along this ways and then along that ways? Don't you move, sir. I'll be down upon it in a minute."
"There's something strange on the floor here. Can't you see how the dust has gathered in a crack that’s bigger than all the other cracks, stretching this way and that? Don't move, sir. I'll take care of it in a minute."
Mr. Crotchet laid himself down flat upon the floor, and then crept on until he came to that part of the flooring which had excited his suspicions. As soon as he pressed upon it with both his hands it gave way under them plainly, by the elevation of the other end of the three boards of which this trap was composed, proclaiming that it was a moveable portion of the floor, revolving or turning upon one of the joists as a centre.
Mr. Crotchet lay flat on the floor and crawled over until he reached the part that had raised his suspicions. As soon as he pressed down on it with both hands, it clearly gave way, noticeable from the way the other end of the three boards that made up this trap lifted, indicating that it was a movable section of the floor, rotating or pivoting around one of the joists as a center.
"Oh dear, how clever!" said Crotchet. "If Mr. Todd goes on a cutting away his joists in this here way he'll bring his blessed old house down with a run some day. How nice and handy, now, if any one was to step upon here—they'd go down into the room below, and perhaps break their blessed legs as they went."
"Oh wow, how smart!" said Crotchet. "If Mr. Todd keeps cutting his joists like this, he'll probably bring his old house crashing down one of these days. It would be really convenient if someone were to step on this—they’d fall into the room below and might break their legs on the way down."

The Secret Trap Discovered In Todd's House.
The Hidden Trap Found in Todd's House.
"Escape the first for us!" said Sir Richard.
"Let's get out of here first!" said Sir Richard.
"Oh, lor, yes. Now this here Todd thinks, by putting this here man-trap here, as he has perwided again any accidents; but we ain't them 'ere sort o' birds as is catched by chaff, not we. Why he must have spilted his blessed ceiling down below to make this here sort of a jigamaree concern."
"Oh, for sure. Now this Todd thinks that by setting up this man-trap here, he has prevented any accidents; but we aren’t the kind of people who get fooled easily, not at all. Why, he must have really messed up the ceiling downstairs to create this kind of ridiculous setup."
"It's not a bad contrivance though, Crotchet. Its own weight, you see, restores it to its place again, and so there's no trouble with it."
"It's not a bad invention, Crotchet. Its own weight, you see, brings it back to its position again, so there's no hassle with it."
"Oh dear, no. It's a what I calls a self-acting catch-'em-who-can sort o' machine. Yes, Sir Richard, I never did think that 'ere Todd was wery green. He don't know quite so much as we know; but yet he's a rum 'un."
"Oh no, it's what I call a self-operating catch-'em-if-you-can machine. Yes, Sir Richard, I never thought that Todd was very clueless. He doesn’t know quite as much as we do, but he’s still a strange one."
"No doubt of it. Do you think, Crotchet, there is anything else in this attic to beware of?"
"No doubt about it. Do you think, Crotchet, there's anything else in this attic we should watch out for?"
"Not likely; when he'd finished this here nice little piece of handywork, I dare say he said to himself—'This will catch 'em,' and so down stairs he toddled, and grinned like a monkey as has swallowed a whole nut by haccident, and gived himself a pain in the side in consekence. 'That'll catch 'em,' says he."
"Not likely; when he finished this nice little piece of work, I bet he thought to himself—'This will get them,' and so he went downstairs, grinning like a monkey that accidentally swallowed a whole nut and gave himself a pain in the side as a result. 'That'll get them,' he said."
Mr. Crotchet seemed so much amused at the picture he drew to himself of the supposed exultation of Todd, that for some moments he did nothing but laugh. The reader must not suppose, however, that in the circumstances of peril in which they were, he indulged in a regular "Ha! ha!"—quite the contrary. He had a mode of laughing under such circumstances that was entirely his own, and which, while it made no noise, shook his huge frame as though some commotion had taken sudden possession of it, and the most ridiculous part of the process was the alarming suddenness with which he would become preternaturally serious again. But Sir Richard Blunt knew his peculiarities, and paid no attention to them, unless they very much interfered with business.
Mr. Crotchet was so entertained by the image he created in his mind of Todd's imagined joy that he spent several moments just laughing. However, the reader shouldn’t think that, given the danger they were in, he was laughing out loud with a typical "Ha! ha!"—it was quite the opposite. He had his unique way of laughing in such situations, one that was completely silent but made his large body tremble as if some kind of upheaval had suddenly taken over. The funniest part was how abruptly he would revert to an unnaturally serious demeanor. But Sir Richard Blunt understood his quirks and didn’t really pay them any mind unless they significantly disrupted their work.
"We must not waste time. Come on, Crotchet."
"We shouldn't waste time. Let's go, Crotchet."
Sir Richard walked to the door of the attic and tried it. It was as fast as though it had been part of the wall itself.
Sir Richard walked to the attic door and tried to open it. It felt as solid as if it were part of the wall itself.
"So—so," he said. "Master Todd has taken some precautions against being surprised from the top of his house. He has nailed up this door as surely as any door was ever nailed up."
"So—so," he said. "Master Todd has taken some precautions to avoid being caught off guard from the top of his house. He's nailed this door shut as securely as any door has ever been nailed."
"Has he really, though?"
"Has he really?"
"Yes. Quick, Crotchet. You have your tools about you, I suppose."
"Yes. Hurry up, Crotchet. I assume you have your tools with you."
"Never fear," said Crotchet. "I'm the indiwedal as never forgets nothink, and if I don't have the middle panel out o' this door a'most as soon as look at it, it's only cos it takes more time."
"Don't worry," said Crotchet. "I'm the individual who never forgets anything, and if I don't have the middle panel out of this door almost as soon as I look at it, it's just because it takes more time."
With this philosophical and indisputable remark, Mr. Crotchet stooped down before the door, and taking various exquisitely made tools from his pocket, he began to work at the door. He knocked nearly noiselessly, and it looked like something little short of magic to see how the panel was forced out of the door without any of the hammering and flustering which a carpenter would have made of it.
With this insightful and undeniable statement, Mr. Crotchet bent down in front of the door, and taking out several finely crafted tools from his pocket, he started working on it. He tapped almost silently, and it seemed almost magical to watch as the panel was eased out of the door without any of the loud banging and fuss a carpenter would have caused.
"All's right," he said. "If we can't creep through here, we are bigger than I think we is."
"Everything's fine," he said. "If we can't sneak through here, then we're bigger than I thought we were."
"That will do. Hush!"
"That's enough. Quiet!"
They both listened attentively, for Sir Richard thought he heard a faint noise from the lower part of the house. As, however, five minutes of attentive listening passed away, and no repetition of it occurred, they thought it was only some one of those accidental sounds which will at times be heard in all houses whether occupied or not. Crotchet took the lead by creeping clearly enough through the opening that he had made in the door of the attic, and Sir Richard followed him. They were both, now, at the head of the staircase, and Sir Richard held up the lantern so as to have a good look around him. The walls looked damp and neglected. There were two other doors opening from that landing, but neither of them was fastened, so that they entered the rooms easily. They took care, though, not to go beyond the threshold for fear of accidents, although it was very unlikely that Todd would take the trouble to construct a trap-door in any other attic than the one which was so easily accessible from the parapet.
They both listened carefully because Sir Richard thought he heard a faint noise coming from the lower part of the house. However, after five minutes of focused listening without hearing it again, they figured it was just one of those random sounds that can happen in any house, whether occupied or not. Crotchet took the lead by slipping through the opening he had made in the attic door, and Sir Richard followed him. Now they were at the top of the staircase, and Sir Richard held up the lantern to get a good look around. The walls looked damp and neglected. There were two other doors opening from that landing, but neither was locked, so they entered the rooms easily. However, they made sure not to step beyond the threshold to avoid any accidents, even though it was very unlikely that Todd would bother to set a trapdoor in any attic other than the one easily accessible from the parapet.
"Old clothes—old clothes!" said Crotchet. "There seems to be nothing else in these rooms."
"Old clothes—old clothes!" said Crotchet. "It feels like there’s nothing else in these rooms."
"So it would appear," said Sir Richard.
"So it seems," said Sir Richard.
He lifted up some of the topmost of a heap of garments upon the floor, and a cloud of moths flew upwards in confusion.
He picked up some of the top clothes from the pile on the floor, and a swarm of moths flew up in a frenzy.
"There's the toggery," said Mr. Crotchet, "of the smugged 'uns!"
"There's the clothing," said Mr. Crotchet, "of the smugged 'uns!"
"You really think so."
"You really think that?"
"Knows it."
"Knows that."
"Well, Crotchet, I don't think from what I know myself that we shall disagree about Todd's guilt. The grand thing is to discover how, and in what way he is guilty."
"Well, Crotchet, based on what I know, I don’t think we’ll disagree about Todd's guilt. The key is to figure out how and in what way he is guilty."
"Just so. I'm quite sure we have seed all as there is to see up here, so suppose we toddle down stairs now, sir. There's, perhaps, quite a lot o' wonders and natur', and art, down below."
"That's right. I'm pretty sure we've seen everything there is to see up here, so how about we head downstairs now, sir? There's probably a lot of wonders, nature, and art down below."
"Stop a bit. Hold the lamp."
"Wait a second. Hold the lamp."
Crotchet did so, while Sir Richard took from his pocket a pair of thick linsey-woolsey stockings, and carefully drew them on over his boots, for the purpose of deadening the sound of his footsteps; and then he held the light, while Mr. Crotchet, who was similarly provided with linsey-woolseys, went through the same process. After this, they moved like spectres, so perfectly noiseless were their footsteps upon the stairs. Sir Richard went first, while Crotchet now carried the light, holding it sufficiently high that the magistrate could see the stairs before him very well, as he proceeded. It was quite evident, from the state of those stairs, as regarded undisturbed dust, that they had not been ascended for a considerable time; and indeed, Todd, considering the top of his house as perfectly safe after the precautions he had taken, did not trouble himself to visit it. Our adventurers reached the landing upon the second floor in perfect safety; and after giving a few minutes more to the precautionary measure of listening, they opened the first door that presented itself to the observation, and entered the room. They both paused in astonishment, for such a miscellaneous collection of matters as was in this room, could only have been expected to be met with in the shop of a general dealer. Several chairs and tables were loaded with wearing apparel of all kinds and conditions. The corners of the room were literally crowded with mobs of swords, walking sticks, and umbrellas; while a countless heap of hats lay upon the floor in disorder. You could not have stepped into that room for miscellaneous personal appointments of one sort or another; and Mr. Crotchet and Sir Richard Blunt trod upon the hats as they walked across the floor, from sheer inability to get out of the way.
Crotchet did just that, while Sir Richard pulled a pair of thick wool stockings from his pocket and carefully slid them over his boots to muffle the sound of his steps. He held the light while Mr. Crotchet, who had his own pair of wool stockings, did the same. After that, they moved like ghosts, their footsteps completely silent on the stairs. Sir Richard led the way, with Crotchet now holding the light high enough for the magistrate to see the stairs clearly as he went. It was obvious from the undisturbed dust that these stairs hadn’t been used in a long time; Todd, feeling confident that the top of his house was safe due to his precautions, didn’t bother to check it out. Our adventurers reached the second-floor landing safely, and after taking a few minutes to listen, they opened the first door they saw and walked into the room. They both stopped in shock, as the random assortment of items in this room looked like something you’d find in a general store. Chairs and tables were piled high with clothes of all sorts. The corners of the room were crammed with swords, walking sticks, and umbrellas, while a chaotic heap of hats lay scattered on the floor. It was impossible to step into that room without tripping over some personal items; Mr. Crotchet and Sir Richard Blunt walked across the floor, stepping on hats simply because there was no other way around them.
"Well," said Crotchet, "if so be as shaving should go out of fashion, Todd could set up a clothier's shop, and not want for stock to begin with."
"Well," said Crotchet, "if shaving ever goes out of style, Todd could open a clothing store and wouldn't lack for inventory to start with."
"I can imagine," muttered the magistrate to himself, "what a trouble and anxiety all these things must be to Todd, and woollen goods are so difficult to burn. Crotchet, select some of the swords, and look if there are maker's names upon the blades."
"I can imagine," the magistrate mumbled to himself, "how much trouble and anxiety all of this must cause Todd, and woollen goods are so hard to burn. Crotchet, pick out some of the swords and check if there are any maker's names on the blades."
While Crotchet was preparing this order. Sir Richard was making a hasty but sufficiently precise examination of the room.
While Crotchet was preparing this order, Sir Richard was quickly yet thoroughly examining the room.
CHAPTER XXXIX.
THE MYSTERIOUS CUPBOARD.
"Here they are," said Crotchet. "Some of these are worth something."
"Here they are," said Crotchet. "Some of these are actually valuable."
"Get a cane or two, likewise."
"Get a cane or two, too."
"All's right, sir. I tell you what it is, sir. If there's such things as ghosts in the world, I wonder how this Todd can sleep o' nights, for he must have a plaguy lot of 'em about his bed of a night."
"Everything's good, sir. Let me tell you, sir. If there are such things as ghosts in the world, I don’t know how this Todd can sleep at night, because he must have a whole bunch of them around his bed at night."
"Perhaps he satisfied himself upon that head, Crotchet, before he began his evil practices, for all we know; but let us make our way into another room, for I think we have seen all there is to see in this one."
"Maybe he convinced himself about that, Crotchet, before he started his bad behaviors, for all we know; but let’s move into another room because I think we’ve seen everything there is to see in this one."
"Not a doubt of it. It's only a kind of store-room, this, and from the size of it, I should say it ain't the largest on this floor."
"There's no doubt about it. This is just a kind of storage room, and judging by its size, I would say it's not the biggest one on this floor."
Sir Richard walked out of the room on to the landing place. All was perfectly still in the barber's house, and as he had heard nothing of the bugle sound in Fleet-street, he felt quite satisfied that Todd had not returned. It was a great thing, in all his daring exploits in discovering criminals, and successfully ferreting out their haunts, that he (Sir Richard) could thoroughly depend upon his subordinates. He knew they were not only faithful but brave. He knew that, let what might happen, they would never leave him in the lurch. Hence, in the present instance, he felt quite at his ease in the house of Todd, so long as he did not hear the sound of the bugle. Of course, personal danger he did not consider, for he knew he was, if even he had been alone, more than a match for Todd; but what he wanted was, not to overcome Sweeney Todd, but to find out exactly what were his practices. He could, upon the information he already had, have walked into Todd's shop at any time, and have apprehended him, but that would not have answered. What he wanted to do was to
Sir Richard stepped out of the room onto the landing. Everything was completely quiet in the barber's house, and since he hadn’t heard the bugle sound in Fleet Street, he felt satisfied that Todd hadn’t returned. In all his daring adventures to uncover criminals and successfully track down their hideouts, he (Sir Richard) could always fully rely on his team. He knew they were not just loyal but also courageous. He was certain that no matter what happened, they’d never abandon him. So, in this situation, he felt entirely at ease in Todd's house, as long as the bugle didn’t sound. Naturally, he didn’t think much of personal danger because he knew that even alone, he was more than capable of handling Todd. What he really wanted was not to defeat Sweeney Todd but to uncover exactly what his operations were. With the information he already had, he could have easily walked into Todd's shop at any moment and arrested him, but that wouldn’t have been the right approach. What he wanted to do was to
and, in order to do that, it was not only necessary that Todd should be at large, but that he should have no hint that such a person as he, Sir Richard Blunt, had his eyes wide open to his actions and manoeuvres. Hence was it that, in this examination of the house, he wished to keep himself so secret, and free from any observation. There were three rooms upon the second floor of Todd's house, and the very next one they met with, was the one immediately beneath the trap in the floor of the attic. A glance at the ceiling enabled them easily to perceive it. This room was larger than the other considerably, and in it were many boxes and chests, as well as in the centre an immense old-fashioned counting-house desk, with six immense flaps to it, three upon each side, while a brass railing went along the middle.
and to achieve this, it wasn’t just essential for Todd to be free, but he also needed to have no idea that Sir Richard Blunt was closely watching his actions and schemes. That's why, during the search of the house, he wanted to remain discreet and out of sight. There were three rooms on the second floor of Todd's house, and the very next one they came across was directly underneath the trapdoor in the attic floor. A quick look at the ceiling made this clear. This room was significantly larger than the others, filled with many boxes and chests, and at its center stood a huge, old-fashioned counting-house desk with six large flaps—three on each side—complete with a brass railing running down the middle.
"Ah!" said Sir Richard, "here will be something worth the examining, I hope."
"Ah!" said Sir Richard, "this should be worth checking out, I hope."
"Let's take the cupboards first," said Crotchet. "There are two here, and as they are the first we have seen, let's look at 'em, Sir Richard. I never likes to be in a strange room long, without a peep in the cupboard."
"Let's check out the cupboards first," said Crotchet. "There are two here, and since they’re the first ones we’ve seen, let’s take a look, Sir Richard. I never like to be in a strange room for long without taking a peek in the cupboard."
"Very well, Crotchet. Look in that one to the left, while I look in this one to the right."
"Alright, Crotchet. You check the one on the left while I check this one on the right."
Sir Richard opened a cupboard door to the right of the fire-place in this room, while Crotchet opened one to the left.
Sir Richard opened a cupboard door to the right of the fireplace in this room, while Crotchet opened one to the left.
"More clothes," said Sir Richard. "What's in yours, Crotchet?"
"More clothes," said Sir Richard. "What's in yours, Crotchet?"
"Nothing at all. Yet stay. There's a something high up here. I don't know what it is, but I'll try and reach it if I can."
"Nothing at all. But wait. There's something up high here. I’m not sure what it is, but I’ll try to reach it if I can."
Crotchet went completely into the cupboard, but he had no sooner done so, than Sir Richard Blunt heard a strange crushing sound, and then all was still.
Crotchet went fully into the cupboard, but as soon as he did, Sir Richard Blunt heard a strange crunching noise, and then everything went quiet.
"Hilloa! What's that, Crotchet?"
"Hey! What's that, Crotchet?"
He hastily stepped to the cupboard. The door had swung close. It was evidently hung upon its hinges in a manner to do so. With his disengaged hand, the magistrate at once pulled it open. Crotchet was gone. The astonishment of Sir Richard Blunt for a moment was excessive. There was the flooring of the cupboard perfectly safe, but no Crotchet. Nothing to his eyes had looked so like a magical disappearance as this, and with the trap in his hand, he stood while any one might have counted twenty, completely motionless and transfixed by astonishment. Starting then from this lethargic condition, he drew a pistol from his pocket, and rushed to the door of the room. At this instant, he heard the bugle sound clearly and distinctly in the street. Before the echo of the sound had died away, the magistrate was upon the landing-place outside the door of the second floor. He listened intently, and heard some one below coughing. It was not the cough of Crotchet. What was he to do? If he did not make a signal to the officers in the street that all was safe, the house would soon be stormed, and, for all he knew, that might ensure the destruction of Crotchet, instead of saving him. For a moment, the resolution to go down the staircase at all hazards and face Todd—for he had no doubt but that he had come home—possessed him, but a moment's reflection turned the scale of thought in another direction. If the officers, not finding him make a signal that he was safe, did attack the house, they would not do so for some minutes. It was their duty not to be precipitate. He leant on the balustrade, and listened with an intentness that was perfectly painful. He heard the cough again from quite the lower part of the house, and then he became aware that some one was slowly creeping up the stairs. He had placed the slide over the bull's eye of his little lamp, so that all was darkness, but he heard the breathing of the person who was coming up towards him. He shrunk back close to the wall, determined to seize, and with an iron hand, any one who should reach the landing. Suddenly, from quite the lower part of the building, he heard the cough again. The thought, then, that it must be Crotchet who was coming up, impressed itself upon him, but he would not speak. In a few moments some one reached the landing, and stretching out his right arm, Sir Richard caught whoever it was, and said in a whisper—
He quickly stepped to the cupboard. The door had swung shut, clearly designed to do so. Using his free hand, the magistrate pulled it open immediately. Crotchet was gone. Sir Richard Blunt's astonishment was overwhelming for a moment. The cupboard's floor was completely intact, but there was no sign of Crotchet. To his eyes, nothing had looked so much like a magical disappearance as this, and with the trap in his hand, he stood completely still, paralyzed by shock, as someone could count to twenty. Then, snapping out of this daze, he pulled a pistol from his pocket and rushed to the room's door. At that moment, he heard the bugle sound clearly in the street. Before the echo faded, the magistrate was on the landing outside the second-floor door. He listened carefully and heard someone below coughing. It wasn't Crotchet's cough. What was he supposed to do? If he didn't signal to the officers in the street that everything was safe, the house would soon be stormed, and for all he knew, that might lead to Crotchet's destruction instead of saving him. For a moment, he was determined to head down the staircase and confront Todd—he had no doubt Todd had come home—but after a moment's thought, he reconsidered. If the officers didn't see him signal that he was safe, they wouldn't attack the house right away. It was their duty not to rush. He leaned on the balustrade, listening intently, almost painfully. He heard the cough again from the lower part of the house, and then he realized someone was creeping up the stairs. He had covered the bull's eye of his little lamp, so it was dark, but he could hear the person approaching him. He pressed back against the wall, ready to grab whoever reached the landing with a firm grip. Suddenly, from the lower part of the building, he heard the cough again. The thought that it must be Crotchet coming up hit him, but he didn't speak. Moments later, someone reached the landing, and extending his right arm, Sir Richard caught whoever it was and whispered—
"Any resistance will cost you your life."
"Any resistance will cost you your life."
"Crotchet it is," said the new comer.
"Crotchet it is," said the newcomer.
"Ah, how glad I am it is you!"
"Ah, I’m so glad it’s you!"
"Reether. Hush. The old 'un is below. Ain't I shook a bit. It's a precious good thing as my bones is in the blessed habit o' holding on, one of 'em to the rest and all the rest to one, or else I should have tumbled to bits."
"Reether. Quiet. The old one is downstairs. I’m feeling a bit shaky. It’s a blessing that my bones have a habit of staying together, one of them holding on to the rest and all the rest holding on to one, or else I would have fallen apart."
"Hush! hush!"
"Shh! Shh!"
"Oh, he's a good way off. That 'ere cupboard has got a descending floor with ropes and pullies, so down I went and was rolled out into a room below and up went the bit of flooring again. I was very nearly startled a little."
"Oh, he's quite a distance away. That cupboard over there has a floor that drops down with ropes and pulleys, so I went down and was dropped into a room below, and the floor bit went back up again. I was almost startled a bit."
"Nearly?"
"Almost?"
"Reether, but here I is. I got out and crept up stairs as soon as I could, cos, says I, the governor will wonder what the deuce has become of me."
"Reether, but here I am. I got out and quietly made my way upstairs as soon as I could, because, I thought, the boss will wonder what the heck has happened to me."
"I did, indeed."
"Yes, I did."
"Just as I thought. Sir Richard, just listen to me! I've got a fancy for Todd."
"Just as I thought. Sir Richard, just hear me out! I'm really interested in Todd."
"A fancy for Todd?"
"Like Todd?"
"Yes, and I want to stay here a few hours—yes, go and let them as is outside know all's right, and leave me here, I think somehow I shall like to be in this crib alone with Todd for an hour or two. You have got other business to see to, you know, so just leave me here; and mind yer, if I don't get here by six in the morning, just consider as he's got the better of me."
"Yeah, I want to stay here for a few hours—yeah, go let everyone outside know everything's okay, and just leave me here. I think I might actually enjoy being in this place alone with Todd for an hour or two. You've got other things to take care of, so just leave me here; and just so you know, if I’m not back by six in the morning, assume he’s won."
"No, Crotchet, I cannot."
"No, Crotchet, I can't."
"Can't what?"
"Can’t do what?"
"Consent to leave you here alone."
"Okay, I agree to leave you here by yourself."
"Bother! what's the row, and where's the danger, I should like to know? Who's Todd? Who am I? Gammon!"
"Bother! What's going on, and where's the danger? I'd like to know. Who's Todd? Who am I? Nonsense!"
Sir Richard shook his head, although Crotchet could not very well see him shake it, and after a pause he added—
Sir Richard shook his head, even though Crotchet couldn't see it, and after a moment he added—
"I don't suppose exactly that there is much danger, Crotchet, but, at all events, I don't like it said that I brought you into this place and then left you here."
"I wouldn't exactly say there's much danger, Crotchet, but either way, I don't like the idea of saying I brought you here and then just left you."
"Bother!"
"Ugh!"
"You go and leave me."
"You leave me behind."
"A likely joke that. No, I tell yer what it is, Sir Richard. You knows me and I knows you, so what does it matter what other folks say? Business is business I hope, and don't you believe that I'm going to be such a flat as to throw away my life upon such a fellow as Todd. I think I can do some good by staying here; if I can't I'll come away, but I don't think, in either case, that Todd will see me. If he does I shall, perhaps, be forced to nab him, and that, after all, is the worst that can come of it."
"That's a funny joke. No, let me tell you, Sir Richard. You know me and I know you, so why should we care what others think? Business is business, right? And don’t think I’m going to be foolish enough to waste my life on someone like Todd. I believe I can make a difference by staying here; if I can't, I'll leave, but I don't think Todd will see me in either case. If he does, I might have to catch him, and really, that's the worst that could happen."
"Well, Crotchet, you shall have your own way."
"Alright, Crotchet, you can do things your way."
"Good."
"Awesome."
"I will return to the attic as soon as I conveniently can, and, let what will happen to you, remember that you are not deserted."
"I'll go back to the attic as soon as I can, and no matter what happens to you, remember that you're not alone."
"I knows it."
"I know it."
"Good bye. Take care of yourself, old friend."
"Goodbye. Take care of yourself, my old friend."
"I means it."
"I mean it."
"I should be indeed afflicted if anything were to happen to you."
"I would be truly upset if anything happened to you."
"Gammon."
"Gammon."
Sir Richard left him his own pistols, in addition to the pair which he, Crotchet, always had about him, so that he was certainly well-armed, let what would happen to him in that house of Sweeney Todd's, which had now become something more than a mere object of suspicion to the police. Well, they knew Todd's guilt—it was the mode in which he was guilty only that still remained a mystery. The moment Sir Richard Blunt reached the attic again, he held his arm out at full length from the window, and waved to and fro the little lantern as a signal to the officers in the street that he was safe. This done, he would not return to the room he had hired of the bootmaker, but he resolved to wait about ten minutes longer in case anything should happen in the house below that might sound alarming. After that period of time, he resolved upon leaving for an hour or two, but he, of course, would not do so without apprising his officers of Crotchet's situation. During the time that had been passed by Crotchet and Sir Richard Blunt in Sweeney Todd's house, the shoemaker and his wife had had an adventure which created in their minds abundance of surprise. It will be recollected that the shoemaker's wife had decided upon what was to be done regarding the new lodger—namely, that under the pretence that a Mr. Jones was a more satisfactory lodger, he was to be asked to be so good as to quit the attic he had so strangely taken. The arrival of Mr. Crotchet with so different a story from that told by Sir Richard Blunt certainly had the effect of engendering many suspicions in the minds of Sir Richard's new landlord and landlady.
Sir Richard left him his own pistols, along with the pair that Crotchet always carried, so he was definitely well-armed, no matter what might happen to him in Sweeney Todd's place, which had now become more than just a suspicion for the police. They knew Todd was guilty; it was just how he was guilty that still remained a mystery. As soon as Sir Richard Blunt got back to the attic, he stretched his arm out the window and waved the little lantern back and forth as a signal to the officers on the street that he was safe. Once he did that, he wouldn’t return to the room he had rented from the bootmaker; instead, he decided to wait about ten more minutes in case anything alarming happened in the house below. After that time, he planned to leave for an hour or two, but of course, he wouldn’t do so without letting his officers know about Crotchet's situation. During the time Crotchet and Sir Richard Blunt had spent in Sweeney Todd's house, the shoemaker and his wife had an experience that left them quite surprised. It will be remembered that the shoemaker's wife had decided what to do about the new lodger—namely, that they would ask him to leave the attic he had taken under the pretense that Mr. Jones would be a better tenant. The arrival of Mr. Crotchet, with a story very different from Sir Richard Blunt's, definitely raised some suspicions in the minds of the new landlord and landlady.
"Well, my dear," said the shoemaker, "if you are willing to come up stairs, I will say what you wish to this man, particularly as his pretended friend don't seem to be coming down stairs again."
"Well, my dear," said the shoemaker, "if you're willing to come upstairs, I'll tell this man what you want, especially since his so-called friend doesn't seem to be coming back down."
"Very well, my dear; I'll take the kitchen poker and follow you, and while I am behind you, if I think he is a pleasant man, you know, and we had better let him stay, I will give you a slight poke."
"Alright, my dear; I'll grab the kitchen poker and follow you. As I'm behind you, if I think he's a nice guy, you know, and we should let him stay, I'll give you a little poke."
"A-hem! Thank you—yes."
"Excuse me! Thank you—yes."
Armed with the poker, the lady of the mansion followed her husband up the staircase, and perhaps we may fairly say that curiosity was as strong a feeling with her as any other in the business. To tell the truth, the shoemaker did not half like the job; but what will a man, who is under proper control at home, not do to keep up the shallow treaty of peace which his compliance produces between him and his better half? Is there anything which a hen-pecked husband dares say he will not do, when the autocrat of his domestic hearth bids him do it? Up—up the long dark staircase they went! Our ancestors, as one of their pieces of wisdom, had a knack of making steep dark staircases; and, to tell the truth, there are many modern architects equally ingenious. At length the attic landing was reached. The shoemaker knew the localities of his house better than to make such a mistake as Crotchet had done; so the old lady, with her feet in the pan of water, was saved such another interruption as had already taken place into her peaceful domains.
Holding the poker, the lady of the house followed her husband up the staircase, and we can honestly say that curiosity was just as strong for her as any other feeling in this situation. To be honest, the shoemaker wasn’t too thrilled about the task; but what will a man, who has to keep the peace at home, not do to maintain the fragile truce that his compliance creates with his wife? Is there anything a henpecked husband can confidently say he won’t do when the ruler of his household tells him to? Up—up the long dark staircase they went! Our ancestors had a talent for designing steep, dark staircases, and to be fair, many modern architects share that skill. Finally, they reached the attic landing. The shoemaker knew his house well enough to avoid the mistake Crotchet made, so the old lady, with her feet in the pan of water, was spared another disruption in her peaceful space.
"Now, my dear, knock boldly," said the lady of the mansion. "Knock like a man."
"Now, my dear, knock confidently," said the lady of the house. "Knock like you mean it."
"Yes, my love."
"Yes, babe."
The shoemaker tapped at the door with about the energy of a fly. The soft appeal produced no effect whatever, and the lady growing impatient, then poised the poker, and dealt the door a blow which induced her husband to start aside, lest the lodger should open it quickly, and rush out in great wrath. All was profoundly still, however; and then they tried the lock, and found it fast.
The shoemaker knocked on the door lightly, like a fly. The gentle knock went unnoticed, and as the lady grew impatient, she picked up the poker and gave the door a hard hit, making her husband jump back in case the lodger opened it suddenly and stormed out in anger. Everything was completely quiet, though, and then they tried the lock, only to find it secured.
"He's gone to bed," said the shoemaker.
"He's gone to bed," said the shoemaker.
"He can't," said the lady, "for there are no sheets on the bed. Besides, they have not both gone to bed. I tell you what it is. There's some mystery in this that I should like to find out. Now, all the keys of all the attics are alike. Just wait here, and I'll borrow Mrs. Macconikie's."
"He can't," said the lady, "because there are no sheets on the bed. Plus, they haven't both gone to bed. I'll tell you what's going on. There's some mystery here that I'd like to figure out. Now, all the keys to the attics are the same. Just wait here, and I'll borrow Mrs. Macconikie's."
The shoemaker waited in no small amount of trepidation, while this process of key-borrowing from the old lady who enjoyed a pan of water, took place upon the part of his wife.
The shoemaker waited with a fair amount of anxiety while his wife went through the process of borrowing a key from the old lady who was enjoying a basin of water.
CHAPTER XL.
CROTCHET ASTONISHES MR. TODD.
The key was soon procured, but it will be recollected that Crotchet had fastened the door rather too securely for it to be opened by any such ordinary implement as a key, and so disappointment was the portion of the shoemaker's wife.
The key was quickly obtained, but it should be remembered that Crotchet had locked the door a bit too tightly for it to be opened with a regular key, and so the shoemaker's wife was left disappointed.
"Don't you think, my love," said the shoemaker, "that it will be just as well to leave this affair until the morning, before taking any further notice of it?"
"Don't you think, my love," said the shoemaker, "that it would be better to wait until morning to deal with this before we take any more action?"
"And pray, then, am I to sleep all night, if I don't know the rights of it, I should like to know? Perhaps, if you can tell me that, you are a little wiser than I think you. Marry, come up!"
"And tell me, am I supposed to just sleep all night without knowing what's right? I'd really like to know. If you can explain that to me, maybe you're a bit smarter than I thought you were. Come on!"
"Oh, well, I only—"
"Oh, well, I just—"
"You only! Then only don't. That's the only favour I ask of you, sir, is to only don't."
"You only! Just don’t. That’s the only favor I ask of you, sir, just don’t."
What extraordinary favour this was, the lady did not condescend to explain any more particulars, but it was quite enough for the husband to understand that a storm was brewing, and to become humble and submissive accordingly.
What an incredible favor this was, the lady didn’t bother to explain any more details, but it was more than enough for the husband to realize that trouble was ahead, and he became humble and submissive as a result.
"Well, my dear, I'm sure I only wish you to do just what you like; that's all, my dear, I'm sure."
"Well, my dear, I just want you to do exactly what you want; that's it, my dear, I'm sure."
"Very good."
"Really good."
After this, she made the most vigorous efforts to get into the attic, and if any one had been there—which at that juncture there was not—they might truly have asked "Who's that knocking at the door?" Finding that all her efforts were ineffectual, she took to peeping through the key-hole, but nothing was to be seen; and then, for the first time, the idea struck her that there was something supernatural about the business, and in a few moments this notion gained sufficient strength to engender some lively apprehensions.
After this, she made every effort to get into the attic, and if anyone had been there—though there wasn't at that moment—they might have genuinely asked, "Who's knocking at the door?" Finding that all her attempts were useless, she started peeking through the keyhole, but saw nothing; then, for the first time, the idea occurred to her that there might be something supernatural going on, and in a few moments, this thought gained enough strength to create some real anxiety.
"I tell you what," she said to her husband, "if you don't fetch a constable at once, and have the door opened, and see all about, I'm afraid—indeed I'm quite sure—I shall be very ill."
"I'll tell you what," she said to her husband, "if you don't go get a police officer right now, have the door opened, and find out what's going on, I'm afraid—actually, I'm pretty sure—I’m going to be very sick."
"Oh, dear—oh, dear."
"Oh no—oh no."
"It's of no use your standing here and saying 'Oh, dear,' like a great stupid as you are—always was and always will be. Go for a constable, at once."
"It's pointless for you to stand here saying 'Oh, dear,' like the foolish person you are—always have been and always will be. Go get a police officer, immediately."
"A constable?"
"A cop?"
"Yes, There's Mr. Otton, the beadle of St. Dunstan's, lives opposite, as you well know, and he's a constable. Run over the way and fetch him, this minute."
"Yes, there’s Mr. Otton, the beadle of St. Dunstan’s, who lives across the street, as you already know, and he’s a constable. Go across the street and get him right now."
She began hastily to descend the stairs, and the shoemaker followed her, remonstrating, for the idea of fetching a constable, and making him and his house the talk of the whole neighbourhood, was by no means a proposition that met with his approval. The lady was positive, however, and Mr. Otton, the beadle of St. Dunstan's, was brought from over the way, and the case stated to him at length.
She quickly started to go down the stairs, and the shoemaker followed her, arguing, because the thought of getting a cop and turning himself and his home into gossip for the entire neighborhood was definitely something he didn't like. However, the lady was insistent, and Mr. Otton, the beadle of St. Dunstan's, was called over from across the street, and the situation was explained to him in detail.
"Conwulsions!" exclaimed Otton, "what can I do?"
"Convolutions!" shouted Otton, "what should I do?"
"Burst open the door," said the lady.
"Burst open the door," the woman said.
"Burst a door open, mum! What is you a thinking on? Why, that's contrary to Habus Corpus, mum, and all that sort of thing. Conwulsions, mum! you mustn't do it. But I tell you what, now, will be the thing."
"Burst the door open, Mom! What are you thinking? That's against Habeas Corpus, Mom, and all that stuff. Convulsions, Mom! You can't do that. But let me tell you what we should do now."
Here Mr. Otton put his finger to the side of his nose, and looked so cunning that you would hardly have believed it possible.
Here Mr. Otton touched the side of his nose and looked so sly that you could hardly believe it.
"What?—what?"
"What?—huh?"
"Why, suppose, mum, we ask Mr. Todd, next door, to give us leave to go up into his attic, and get out at the window and look in at yours, mum?"
"Why don't we ask Mr. Todd next door if we can go up to his attic, climb out the window, and take a look into yours?"
"That'll do. Run in—"
"That works. Go in—"
"Me!" cried the shoemaker. "Oh, M—Mr. Todd is a strange man—a very strange man—not at all a neighbourly sort of man, and I don't like to go to him.—I won't go, that's flat—unless, my love, you particularly wish it."
"Me!" shouted the shoemaker. "Oh, M—Mr. Todd is a weird guy—a really weird guy—not the friendly type at all, and I don't like visiting him. I won't go, that’s for sure—unless you really want me to, my dear."
"Conwulsions!" cried the beadle. "Ain't I a-going with you? Ain't I a constabulary force, I should like to know? Conwulsions! What is yer afeard on? Come on. Lor, what's the meaning o' that, I wonders, now; I should just like to take that ere fellow up. Whoever heard of a horn being blowed at such a rate, in the middle o' Fleet-street, afore, unless it was somethin' as consarned the parish? Conwulsions! it's contrary to Habus Corpus, it is. Is me a constabulary force, or is me not?"
"Convulsions!" yelled the beadle. "Aren't I going with you? Am I not part of the police force, I'd like to know? Convulsions! What are you afraid of? Come on. My goodness, what does that mean, I wonder; I would really like to take that guy down. Who's ever heard of a horn being blown like that in the middle of Fleet Street, unless it had something to do with the parish? Convulsions! It's against Habeas Corpus, it is. Am I part of the police force, or am I not?"
This was the bugle sound which warned Sir Richard Blunt and his friend Crotchet that Sweeney Todd had returned to his shop; and, in fact, while this very conversation was going on at the shoemaker's, Todd had lit the lamp in his shop, and actually opened it for business again, as the evening was by no means very far advanced. Mr. Otton went to the door, and looked about for the audacious bugle player, but he was not to be seen; so he returned to the back parlour of the shoemaker, uttering his favourite expletive of "Conwulsions" very frequently.
This was the bugle sound that alerted Sir Richard Blunt and his friend Crotchet that Sweeney Todd had returned to his shop. In fact, while this conversation was happening at the shoemaker's, Todd had turned on the lamp in his shop and had actually reopened it for business, as the evening was still relatively early. Mr. Otton went to the door and looked around for the bold bugle player, but he was nowhere to be found. So, he went back to the shoemaker's back parlor, frequently muttering his favorite expletive, "Conwulsions."
"Now, if you is ready," he said, "I is; so let's come at once, and speak to Mr. Todd. He may be a strange man, but for all that, he knows, I dessay, what's proper respect to a beetle."
"Now, if you're ready," he said, "I am; so let's go right away and talk to Mr. Todd. He might be an odd guy, but still, I bet he knows how to properly respect a beetle."
With this strange transformation of his own title upon his lips, Mr. Otton stalked on rather majestically, as he thought, to the street, and thence to Todd's shop door, with the shoemaker following him. The gait of the latter expressed reluctance, and there was a dubious expression upon his face, which was quite amusing to behold.
With this strange transformation of his own title on his lips, Mr. Otton walked on rather majestically, as he believed, to the street, and then to Todd's shop door, with the shoemaker trailing behind him. The shoemaker's stride showed hesitation, and there was a skeptical look on his face, which was quite entertaining to see.
"Really, Mr. Otton," he said, "don't you think, after all, it would be better to leave this affair alone till the morning? We can easily tell my wife, you know, that Mr. Todd won't let us into his attic. That must satisfy her, for what can she say to it?"
"Honestly, Mr. Otton," he said, "don't you think it would be better to just leave this issue until the morning? We can easily tell my wife that Mr. Todd won't let us into his attic. That should satisfy her, because what can she say to that?"
"Sir," said the beadle, "when you call in the constabullary force, you must do just what they say, or lasteways you acts contrary to Habus Corpuses. Come on. Conwulsions! is we to be brought over the street, and then is we to do nothing to go down to prosperity?"
"Sir," said the beadle, "when you involve the police, you have to follow their instructions, or else you're acting against the law. Come on. Convulsions! Are we really going to be dragged down the street, and then do nothing to improve our situation?"
The beadle uttered these words with such an air of pomposity and importance that the shoemaker, who had a vague idea that Habus Corpus was some fearful engine of the law at the command of all its administrators, no longer offered any opposition, but, as meekly as any lamb, followed Mr. Otton into Sweeney Todd's shop. The door yielded to a touch, and Mr. Otton presented his full rubicund countenance to the gaze of Sweeney Todd, who was at the further end of the shop, as though he had just come from the parlour at the back of it, or was just going there. He did not at first see the shoemaker, who was rather obscured by the portly person of the beadle, and Todd's first idea was, the most natural one in the world, namely, that the beadle came upon an emergency to be shaved. Giving him an hideous leer, Todd said—
The beadle said this with such an air of self-importance that the shoemaker, who vaguely thought that Habus Corpus was some terrifying legal power in the hands of its officials, stopped resisting and, as meekly as a lamb, followed Mr. Otton into Sweeney Todd's shop. The door opened with a touch, and Mr. Otton displayed his full, red face to Sweeney Todd, who was at the far end of the shop, as if he'd just come from the back room or was about to head there. He initially didn’t notice the shoemaker, who was somewhat hidden by the beadle's large form, and Todd's first thought, the most natural one in the world, was that the beadle had come in urgently for a shave. With a sinister grin, Todd said—
"A fine night for a clean shave."
"A great night for a clean shave."
"Werry. In course, Mr. T., you is the best judge o' that 'ere, but I does for myself."
"Werry. Of course, Mr. T., you are the best judge of that, but I do for myself."
As he spoke, Mr. Otton rubbed his chin, to intimate that it was to his shaving himself that he alluded just then.
As he spoke, Mr. Otton rubbed his chin to imply that he was referring to shaving himself at that moment.
"Hair cut?" said Todd, giving a snap to the blades of a large pair of scissors, that made Mr. Otton jump again, and nearly induced the shoemaker to run out of the shop into the street.
"Hair cut?" Todd asked, snapping the blades of a large pair of scissors, which made Mr. Otton jump again and almost caused the shoemaker to dash out of the shop into the street.
"No," said the beadle; and taking off his hat, he felt his hair, as though to satisfy himself that it was all there, just as usual. "No."
“No,” said the beadle, and taking off his hat, he ran his fingers through his hair, like he was making sure it was all there, just as always. “No.”
Todd looked as though he would have shaved him with extreme pleasure, and advancing a few steps, he added—
Todd looked like he would have enjoyed shaving him, and after taking a few steps closer, he added—
"Then what is it that you bring your wieldy carcase here for, you gross lump of stupidity? Ha! ha! ha!"
"Then why did you bring your clumsy body here, you foolish idiot? Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"What? Conwulsions!"
"What? Seizures!"
"Pho!—Pho! Can't you take a joke, Mr. Otton? I know you well enough. It's my funny way to call people, whom I admire very much, all the hard names I can think of."
"Hey!—Hey! Can't you take a joke, Mr. Otton? I know you pretty well. It's just my quirky way of calling people, whom I really admire, all the tough names I can think of."
"Is it?"
"Is it?"
"Oh, dear, yes. I thought you and all my neighbours knew that well enough. I'm one of the drollest dogs alive. That I am. Won't you sit down?"
"Oh, absolutely. I thought you and all my neighbors knew that well enough. I'm one of the funniest people around. I really am. Please, have a seat."
"Well, Mr. Todd, a joke may be a joke." The beadle looked very sententious at this discovery. "But you have the oddest way of poking your fun at any one that ever I heard of; but, I comes to you now as a respectable parishioner, to—"
"Well, Mr. Todd, a joke might be a joke." The beadle looked quite serious at this realization. "But you have the strangest way of making fun of anyone I've ever seen; however, I'm here now as a respectable member of the parish to—"
"Oh," said Todd, putting his hands, very deliberately into his pockets, "how much?"
"Oh," Todd said, deliberately putting his hands in his pockets, "how much?"
"It ain't anything to pay. It's a mere trifle. I just want to go up to your front attic, and—"
"It doesn't cost anything. It's just a small thing. I just want to go up to your front attic, and—"
"What?"
"Excuse me?"
"Your front attic, and get out of the window to look into the front attic next door. We won't trouble you if you will oblige us with a candle. That's all."
"Your front attic, and step out of the window to peek into the front attic next door. We won’t bother you if you’ll be kind enough to give us a candle. That’s all."
Todd advanced two steps further towards the beadle and looked peeringly in his face. All the suspicious qualities of his nature rose up in alarm. Every feeling of terror regarding the instability of his position, and the danger by which he was surrounded, rushed upon him. At once he conjectured that danger was approaching him, and that in this covert manner the beadle was intent upon getting into the house, for the purpose of searching it to his detriment. As the footpad sees in each bush an officer, so, in the most trivial circumstances, even the acute intellect of Sweeney Todd saw dangers, and rumours of dangers, which no one but himself could have had the remotest idea of. He glared upon the beadle with positive ferocity, and so much affected was Otton by that lynx-like observation of Sweeney Todd's, that he stepped aside and disclosed that he was not alone. If anything could have confirmed Todd in his suspicions that there was a dead-set at him, it was finding that the beadle was not alone. And yet the shoemaker was well known to him. But what will lull such suspicion as Sweeney Todd had in his mind? Once engendered, it was like the jealousy that—
Todd took two more steps toward the beadle and looked closely at his face. All his suspicions flared up in alarm. He felt a surge of terror about his unstable situation and the threat surrounding him. He immediately sensed that danger was drawing near, and that the beadle was secretly trying to get into the house to search it for his own harm. Just like a thief sees an officer in every shadow, Todd, with his sharp mind, spotted dangers and whispers of danger in the smallest details that no one else would have imagined. He stared at the beadle with intense anger, so much so that Otton was unsettled by Todd's piercing gaze and stepped aside, revealing he wasn’t alone. If anything could solidify Todd’s suspicions that someone was after him, it was seeing that the beadle had company. Yet he knew the shoemaker well. But what could calm the kind of suspicion that Sweeney Todd had? Once it was planted, it was like the jealousy that—
He advanced, step by step, glaring upon the beadle and upon the shoemaker. Reaching up his hand, he suddenly turned the lamp that hung from the ceiling clear round, so that, in lieu of its principal light falling upon him, it fell upon the faces of those who had paid him so unceremonious a visit.
He moved forward, one step at a time, glaring at the beadle and the shoemaker. Raising his hand, he suddenly turned the lamp hanging from the ceiling all the way around, so that instead of its main light shining on him, it illuminated the faces of those who had paid him such an uninvited visit.
"Lawks!" said the beadle.
"Wow!" said the beadle.
"Excuse us, Mr. Todd," said the shoemaker, "I assure you we only meant—"
"Sorry, Mr. Todd," said the shoemaker, "I promise we only meant—"
"What?" thundered Todd. Then suddenly softening his voice, he added—"You are very welcome here indeed. Pray what do you want?"
"What?" Todd exclaimed. Then, suddenly softening his tone, he added, "You're very welcome here. What do you need?"
"Why, sir," said Otton, "you must know that this gentleman has a lodger."
"Why, sir," said Otton, "you should know that this guy has a tenant."
"A what?"
"A what now?"
"A lodger, sir, and so you see that's just the case. You understand that this lodger—lor, Mr. Todd, this is your neighbour the shoemaker, you know. The front attic, you know, and all that sort of thing. After this explanation, I hope you'll lend us a candle at once, Mr. Todd, and let us up to the attic."
"A lodger, sir, and that's exactly the situation. You see, this lodger—oh, Mr. Todd, this is your neighbor, the shoemaker, you know. The front attic, and all that. After that explanation, I hope you'll lend us a candle right away, Mr. Todd, and let us go up to the attic."
Todd shaded his eyes with his hands, and looked yet more earnestly at the beadle.
Todd shaded his eyes with his hands and looked even more intently at the beadle.
"Why, Mr. Otton," he said, "indeed you do want a shave."
"Why, Mr. Otton," he said, "you really do need a shave."
"A shave?"
"Want to get a shave?"
"Yes, Mr. Otton, I have a good razor here that will go over your chin like a piece of butter. Only take a seat, sir, and if you, neighbour, will go home comfortably to your own fireside, I will send for you when Mr. Otton is shaved."
"Yes, Mr. Otton, I have a great razor here that will glide over your chin like butter. Just have a seat, sir, and if you, neighbor, would like to head home and relax by your own fire, I'll call for you when Mr. Otton is done being shaved."
"But really," said the beadle, rubbing his chin, "I was shaved this morning, and as I do for myself always, you see, why I don't think I require. Conwulsions! Mr. Todd, why do you look at a man so? Remember the Habus Corpus. That's what we call the paladermius of the British Constitution, you know."
"But honestly," said the beadle, rubbing his chin, "I was shaved this morning, and like I always do for myself, you see, so I don't think I need it. Convulsions! Mr. Todd, why are you looking at a man like that? Remember the Habeas Corpus. That’s what we refer to as the paladermius of the British Constitution, you know."
By this time the beadle had satisfied himself that he did not at all require shaving, and turning to the shoemaker, he said—
By this time, the beadle had convinced himself that he really didn't need to shave, and turning to the shoemaker, he said—
"Why don't you be shaved?"
"Why don't you shave?"
"Well, I don't care if I do, and perhaps, in the meantime you, Mr. Otton, will go up to the attic, and take a peep into the next one, and see if my lodger is up or in bed, or what the deuce has become of him. It's a very odd thing, Mr. Todd, that a man should take one's attic, and then disappear without coming down stairs."
"Well, I don't mind if I do, and maybe, in the meantime you, Mr. Otton, will head up to the attic, take a look at the next one, and see if my tenant is up or still in bed, or what the heck has happened to him. It's very strange, Mr. Todd, that a guy would take your attic and then vanish without coming downstairs."
"Disappear without coming down stairs?" said Todd.
"Vanish without going downstairs?" said Todd.
"Yes, and my wife says—"
"Yeah, and my wife says—"
Todd made an impatient gesture.
Todd waved his hand impatiently.
"Gentlemen, I will look in my attic myself. The fact is, that the flooring is rather out of order, and unless you know exactly where to step you will be apt to fall through a hole into the second floor."
"Gentlemen, I’ll check the attic myself. The truth is, the flooring is quite unstable, and unless you know exactly where to step, you might end up falling through a hole to the second floor."
"The deuce you are!" said Otton.
"The hell you are!" said Otton.
"Yes; so I would not advise either of you to make the attempt. Just remain there, and I'll go at once."
"Yes, so I wouldn't recommend either of you to try it. Just stay here, and I'll go right away."
The proposition suited both parties, and Mr. Todd immediately passed through a door at the back of his shop, which he immediately closed behind him again. Instead of going up stairs, however, he slid aside a small opening in the panel of this door, and placed his ear to it. "If people say anything impudent, it is the moment they are free from the company that has held them in check," was one of Sweeney Todd's maxims. His first notion that the beadle and the shoemaker had come covertly to search his house, had given way a little, and he wanted to convince himself of the innocency or the reverse of their intentions, before he put himself to any further trouble.
The proposal worked for both parties, and Mr. Todd quickly went through a door at the back of his shop, shutting it behind him. Instead of heading upstairs, though, he slid open a small panel in the door and pressed his ear to it. "People tend to say the most disrespectful things the moment they're out of earshot of those who keep them in line," was one of Sweeney Todd's sayings. His initial suspicion that the beadle and the shoemaker had secretly come to search his place had eased a bit, and he wanted to determine whether their intentions were innocent or not before he went to any more trouble.
"I don't like it," said the shoemaker.
"I don't like it," said the shoemaker.
"Like what? Conwulsions! what don't you like?"
"Like what? Convulsions! What don't you like?"
"Intruding upon Mr. Todd. What does he care about my lodgers? It ain't as if he let any of his own house, and had a fellow feeling with us."
"Interrupting Mr. Todd. What does he care about my tenants? It's not like he rents out any of his own place and has any empathy for us."
"Werry good," said the beadle, "but you send for me, and you ask me what's best, and I tell yer that Habus Corpus, and one thing and another, what I advised was the only thing, that was to get into Mr. Todd's attic, and then get on the parapet and into yours. But if so be as there's holes in Mr. Todd's attic, that will alter the affair, you know."
"Very good," said the beadle, "but you called me over, and you want to know what's best, and I’m telling you that Habeas Corpus, and one thing or another, what I suggested was the only option, which was to get into Mr. Todd's attic, then get onto the parapet and into yours. But if there are holes in Mr. Todd's attic, that will change things, you know."
"Fool—fool!" muttered Todd. "After all, they only come upon their own twaddling affairs, and I was idiot enough to suspect such muddy pated rascals."
"Fool—fool!" Todd muttered. "In the end, they only focus on their own silly problems, and I was dumb enough to think those dimwitted scoundrels could be trusted."
In an instant he was in the shop again.
In an instant, he was back in the shop.
"Nobody there, gentlemen; I have looked into the attic, and there's nobody there."
"Nobody's up there, folks; I checked the attic, and there's no one there."
"Well, I'm very much obliged to you, Mr. Todd," said the shoemaker, "for taking so much trouble. I'll go, and rather astonish my wife, I think."
"Well, I really appreciate it, Mr. Todd," said the shoemaker, "for going through all this trouble. I think I'll go and surprise my wife."
"Conwulsions!" said the beadle. "It's an odd thing, but you know, Mr. Todd, Habus Corpus must have his way."
"Convulsions!" said the beadle. "It's a strange thing, but you know, Mr. Todd, Habeas Corpus has to be respected."
CHAPTER XLI.
TODD'S VISION.
When they had left, Todd remained for some minutes in an attitude of thought.
When they left, Todd stayed for a few minutes deep in thought.
"Is this an accident?" he said, "or is it but the elaboration of some deep design to entrap me. What am I to think?"
"Is this an accident?" he asked, "or is it just part of some elaborate plan to trap me? What am I supposed to think?"
Todd was an imaginative man quite. He was just the individual to think, and think over the affair until he made something of it, very different from what it really was, and yet there was some hope that the matter was no more than what it appeared to be, by the character of the parties who had come upon the mission. If anything serious had come to the ears of the authorities, he thought, that surely two such people as the beadle of St. Dunstan's, and his neighbour the shoemaker, would not be employed to unravel such a mystery. He sat down in an arm chair and rested his head upon his hand, and while he was in that attitude the door of his shop opened, and a man in the dress of a carter made his appearance.
Todd was quite an imaginative guy. He was exactly the type to think things over until he turned them into something completely different from what they actually were. Still, there was some hope that the situation was nothing more than what it seemed, considering the people involved in the matter. If anything serious had caught the attention of the authorities, he figured that two individuals like the beadle of St. Dunstan's and his neighbor, the shoemaker, wouldn't be tasked with figuring out such a mystery. He sat down in an armchair, resting his head on his hand, and while he was in that position, the door to his shop opened, and a man dressed as a carter walked in.
"Be this Mister Todd's?"
"Is this Mister Todd's?"
"Well," said Todd, "what then?"
"Well," Todd said, "what now?"
"Why, then, this be for him like. It's a letter, but larning waren't much i' the fashion in my young days, so I can't read what's on it."
"Why, then, does this seem like something for him? It's a letter, but learning wasn't much in style when I was young, so I can't read what's on it."
Todd stretched out his hand. An instant examination showed him it bore the Peckham post-mark.
Todd reached out his hand. A quick look showed him it had the Peckham postmark.
"Ah!" he muttered, "from Fogg. Thank you, my man, that will do. That will do. What do you wait for?"
"Ah!" he muttered, "from Fogg. Thanks, man, that’s enough. That’s enough. What are you waiting for?"
"Please to remember the carter, your honour!"
"Please remember the cart driver, your honor!"
Todd looked daggers at him, and slowly handed out twopence, which the man took with a very ill grace.
Todd glared at him and slowly handed over two pence, which the man accepted with noticeable displeasure.
"What," said Todd, "would you charge me more for carrying a letter than King George the Third does, you extortionate rascal?"
"What," Todd said, "would you actually charge me more for delivering a letter than King George the Third does, you greedy scoundrel?"
The carter gave a nod.
The driver nodded.
"Get out with you, or by—"
"Get out with you, or by—"
Todd snatched up a razor, and the carter was off like a shot, for he really believed, from the awful looks of Todd, that his life was not worth a minute's purchase. Todd opened the letter with great gravity.—It contained the following words:—
Todd grabbed a razor, and the driver took off like a flash, convinced, by Todd's terrifying expression, that his life wasn't worth even a minute. Todd opened the letter with serious intent.—It contained the following words:—
"Dear Sir,"
"Dear Sir,"
"The lad, T. R., I grieve to say, is no more. Let us hope he is gone where the weary are at rest, and where there is neither sin nor sorrow.
"The boy, T. R., I'm sad to say, is no longer with us. Let's hope he has gone to a place where the tired find peace, and where there is no sin or sorrow."
"I am, dear Sir, yours faithfully,
"I am, dear Sir, sincerely yours,
"Jacob B. Fogg."
"Jacob B. Fogg."
"Humph!" said Todd.
"Humph!" Todd said.
He held the letter in the flame of the lamp until it fell a piece of airy tinder at his feet.
He held the letter in the lamp's flame until it crumbled into a light ash at his feet.
"Humph!" he repeated, and that humph was all that he condescended to say of poor Tobias Ragg, whom the madhouse-keeper had thought proper to say was dead; hoping that Todd might never be undeceived, for the barber was a good customer.
"Humph!" he repeated, and that humph was all he chose to say about poor Tobias Ragg, whom the madhouse-keeper claimed was dead; hoping Todd would never find out the truth, since the barber was a good customer.
If, however, Tobias should turn up to the confusion of Fogg and of Todd, what could the latter do for the deceit that had been practised upon him?—literally nothing.
If Tobias were to show up, shocking Fogg and Todd, what could Todd do about the trick that had been played on him?—absolutely nothing.
"No sooner," said Todd, "does one cloud disappear from my route than another takes its place. What can that story mean about the attic next door? It sounds to my ears strange and portentous. What am I to think of it?"
"No sooner," said Todd, "does one cloud clear from my path than another shows up. What does that story about the attic next door mean? It sounds strange and significant to me. What should I make of it?"
He rose and paced his shop with rapid strides. At length he paused as though he had come to a determination.
He stood up and walked quickly around his shop. Finally, he stopped as if he had made up his mind.
"The want of a boy is troublesome to me," he said. "I must get one, but for the present this must suffice."
"The lack of a boy is bothering me," he said. "I need to get one, but for now, this will have to do."
He wrote upon a small slip of paper the words—"Gone to the Temple—will return shortly." He then, by the aid of a wafer, affixed this announcement to the upper part of the half-glass door leading into his shop. Locking this door securely on the inside, and starting a couple of bolts into their sockets, he lit a candle and left his shop. With a stealthy, cat-like movement, Todd passed through the room immediately behind his business apartment, and opening another door he made his way towards the staircase. Then he paused a moment. He thought some sound from above had come upon his ears, but he was not quite sure. To suspect, however, was with such a man as Todd to be prepared for the worst, and accordingly he went back to the room behind his shop again, and from a table-drawer he took a knife, such as is used by butchers in their trade, and firmly clutching it in his right hand, while he carried the candle in his left, he once more approached the staircase.
He wrote on a small piece of paper the words—"Gone to the Temple—will return shortly." Then, using a wafer, he stuck this note to the top of the half-glass door leading into his shop. After locking the door securely from the inside and sliding a couple of bolts into place, he lit a candle and left his shop. With a sneaky, cat-like movement, Todd slipped through the room right behind his business area, and opening another door, he made his way toward the staircase. He then paused for a moment. He thought he heard a sound from above, but he wasn't quite sure. However, for someone like Todd, suspecting something meant being ready for the worst, so he went back to the room behind his shop and took a knife from a table drawer, the kind used by butchers. Gripping it tightly in his right hand while holding the candle in his left, he approached the staircase again.
"I do not think," he said, "that for nine years now any mortal footsteps, but my own, have trod upon these stairs or upon the flooring of the rooms above. Woe be to those who may now attempt to do so. Woe, I say, be to them, for their death is at hand."
"I don't think," he said, "that for nine years, any human footsteps except mine have walked on these stairs or on the floors of the rooms above. Woe to those who might try to do so now. Woe, I say, to them, for their death is coming."
These words were spoken in a deep hollow voice, that sounded like tones from a sepulchre, as they came from the lips of that man of many crimes. To give Todd his due, he did not seem to shrink from the unknown and dimly appreciated danger that might be up stairs in his house. He was courageous, but it was not the high-souled courage that nerves a man to noble deeds. No, Sweeney Todd's courage was that of hate—hatred to the whole human race, which he considered, with a strange inconsistency, had conspired against him; whereas he had been the one to place an impassable barrier between himself and the amenities of society. He ascended the stairs with great deliberation. When he reached the landing upon the first floor, he cast his eyes suspiciously about him, shading the light as he did so with his hand—that same hand that held the knife, the shadow of which fell upon the wall in frightful proportions.
These words were spoken in a deep, hollow voice that sounded like echoes from a grave, as they came from the lips of that man with many crimes. To give Todd credit, he didn’t seem to shy away from the unknown and vaguely sensed danger that might be upstairs in his house. He was brave, but it wasn’t the noble courage that inspires a person to great deeds. No, Sweeney Todd’s bravery was fueled by hatred—hatred for all of humanity, which he believed, in a bizarre contradiction, had conspired against him; while he was the one who had built an insurmountable wall between himself and the comforts of society. He climbed the stairs with careful intent. When he reached the landing on the first floor, he looked around suspiciously, shading the light with his hand—that same hand that held the knife, the shadow of which loomed on the wall in terrifying proportions.
"All is still," he said. "Is fancy, after all, only playing me such tricks as she might have played me twenty years ago? I thought I was too old for such freaks of the imagination."
"Everything is quiet," he said. "Is imagination really just playing tricks on me like it did twenty years ago? I thought I was too old for such fanciful thoughts."
Todd did not suspect that there was a second period in his life, when the mental infirmities of his green youth might come back to him, with many superadded horrors accumulated, with a consciousness of guilt. He slowly approached a door and pushed it open, saying as he did so—
Todd did not realize that there was a second phase in his life, when the mental struggles of his youthful naivety might revisit him, bringing along many additional fears and a sense of guilt. He gradually walked up to a door and pushed it open, saying as he did so—
"No—no—no. Above all things, I must not be superstitious. If I were so, into what a world of horrors might I not plunge. No—no, I will not people the darkness with horrible phantasies, I will not think that it is possible that men with
"No—no—no. Above all things, I must not be superstitious. If I were, what a world of horrors might I not fall into. No—no, I will not fill the darkness with terrible fantasies; I refuse to believe that it's possible for men with
can revisit this world to drive those who have done them to death with shrieking madness—this world do I say? There is no other. Bah! Priests may talk, and the weak-brained fools who gape at what they do not understand, may believe them, but when man dies—when the electric condition that has imputed to his humanity what is called life, flies, he is indeed
can revisit this world to drive those who have done them to death with shrieking madness—this world do I say? There is no other. Bah! Priests may talk, and the weak-brained fools who gape at what they do not understand may believe them, but when man dies—when the electric condition that has given his humanity what is called life disappears, he is indeed
Ha! ha! I have lived as I will die, fearing nothing and believing nothing."
Ha! Ha! I've lived how I'll die, not fearing anything and believing nothing.
As he uttered those words—words which found no real echo in his heart, for at the bottom of it lay a trembling belief in, and a dread of the great God that rules all things, and who is manifest in the meanest seeming thing that crawls upon the earth—he entered one of the rooms upon that floor, and glanced uneasily around him. All was still. There were trunks—clothes upon chairs, and a vast amount of miscellaneous property in this room, but nothing in the shape of a human being. Todd's spirits rose, and he held the long knife more carelessly than he had done.
As he spoke those words—words that didn’t really resonate in his heart, because deep down, he had a shaky belief in and an fear of the great God who oversees everything and is present in even the simplest things that crawl on the earth—he walked into one of the rooms on that floor and glanced around nervously. Everything was quiet. There were trunks, clothes on chairs, and a lot of random stuff in the room, but no sign of a human being. Todd’s spirits lifted, and he handled the long knife more casually than before.
"Pho! pho!" he said. "I do, indeed, at times make myself the slave of a disturbed fancy. Pho! pho! I will no more listen to vague sounds, meaning nothing; but wrapping myself up in my consciousness of having nothing to fear, I will pursue my course, hideous though it may be."
"Stop it! Stop it!" he said. "I really do sometimes let a restless imagination take control. Stop it! I won't listen to meaningless noises anymore; instead, I'll focus on my awareness of having nothing to fear and carry on, no matter how terrible it might seem."
He turned and took his way towards the landing place of the staircase again. He was now carrying both the light and the knife rather carelessly, and everybody knows that when a candle is held before a person's face, that but little indeed can be seen in the hazy vapour that surrounds it. So it was with Todd. He had got about two paces from the door, when a strange consciousness of something being in his way came over him. He immediately raised his hand—that hand that still carried the knife, to shade the light, and then, horror! horror! He saw standing upon the landing a figure attired in faded apparel, whose face was dabbled in blood, and the stony eyes which were fixed upon the face of Todd, with so awful an expression, that had the barber's heart been made of much more flinty materials than it was, he could not have resisted the terrors of that awful moment. With a shriek that echoed through the house, Todd fell upon the landing. The light rolled from stair to stair until it was finally extinguished, and all was darkness.
He turned and made his way back to the landing at the top of the staircase. He was now holding both the light and the knife rather carelessly, and everyone knows that when a candle is held in front of someone's face, it's hard to see anything in the foggy haze around it. That’s how it was for Todd. He had taken about two steps away from the door when he suddenly felt a strange sense that something was in his way. He immediately raised his hand—the one still holding the knife—to shield the light, and then, horror! He saw a figure standing on the landing, dressed in tattered clothes, with a face smeared in blood. The lifeless eyes were fixed on Todd, with such a terrifying expression that even if Todd's heart had been made of stone, he wouldn't have been able to withstand the fear of that moment. With a scream that echoed through the house, Todd collapsed on the landing. The light rolled down the stairs until it was finally snuffed out, and everything fell into darkness.

Sweeney Todd Astonished By Crotchet, The Bow-Street Officer.
Sweeney Todd Surprised by Crotchet, the Bow Street Officer.
"Good," said Crotchet, for it was he who had enacted the ghost. "Good! I'm blessed if I didn't think that ere would nail him. These sort o' chaps are always on the look-out for something or another to be frightened at, and you have only to show yourself to put 'em almost out of their seven senses. It was a capital idea that of me to cut my finger a little, and get some blood to smear over my face. It's astonishing what a long way a little drop will go, to be sure. I dare say it makes me look precious rum."
"Good," said Crotchet, since he was the one who had played the ghost. "Good! I swear, I didn't think this would scare him. These kinds of guys are always looking for something to be scared of, and you only have to show up to almost knock them off their feet. It was a brilliant idea for me to cut my finger a bit and get some blood to smear on my face. It’s amazing how far a little drop can go, for sure. I bet it makes me look pretty strange."
Mr. Crotchet was quite right regarding the appearance which the blood, smeared over his face, gave to him. It made him look perfectly hideous, and any one whose conscience was not—
Mr. Crotchet was completely correct about how the blood smeared across his face made him look. It made him appear absolutely terrible, and anyone whose conscience was not—
might well have been excused for a cold chill, and, perchance, even a swoon, like Sweeney Todd's, at his appearance.
might well have been forgiven for a cold shiver, and maybe even a fainting spell, like Sweeney Todd's, at his appearance.
"I rather think," added Crotchet, "that's a settler; so I'll just take the liberty, old fellow, of lighting your candle again, and then mizzling, for I don't somehow think much good is to be done in this crib just now."
"I think that's settled," added Crotchet. "So I'll just take the liberty, my friend, of lighting your candle again, and then heading out, because I don't really think there's much good to be done in this place right now."
By the aid of his phosphorus match Crotchet soon succeeded in re-illumining the candle, which he found on a mat in the passage; but notwithstanding his opinion that he had seen about as much as there was to see in Todd's house, he, when he had the candle alight, thought he might just as well peep into the parlour immediately behind the shop, before going up-stairs again. The door offered no opposition, for Todd had certainly not expected any one down stairs, and Mr. Crotchet found himself in the parlour about as soon as he had formed the wish to be there. This parlour was perfectly crammed with furniture, and all of the bureau kind, that is to say, large shapeless looking pieces of mahogany, with no end of drawers. Crotchet made an attempt at several before he found one that yielded to his efforts to open it, and that only did so because the hasp into which the lock was shot had given way, and no longer held it close. This drawer was full of watches.
With the help of his phosphorus match, Crotchet quickly managed to light the candle he found on a mat in the hallway; however, even though he thought he had seen just about everything in Todd's house, he figured he might as well take a quick look into the parlor right behind the shop before heading upstairs again. The door didn’t resist him at all, since Todd clearly hadn’t expected anyone to be downstairs, and Mr. Crotchet found himself in the parlor almost as soon as he wanted to be there. This parlor was completely packed with furniture, all of the bureau type, meaning large, oddly-shaped mahogany pieces with tons of drawers. Crotchet tried several of them before finding one that opened; it only did so because the hasp the lock was shot into had given way and no longer kept it shut. This drawer was filled with watches.
"Humph!" said Crotchet, "Todd ought to know the time of day certainly, and no mistake. Ah, these ere machines, if they had tongues now, I rather think, could tell a tale or two. Howsomedever, I'll pocket some of 'em."
"Humph!" said Crotchet, "Todd should definitely know the time of day, no doubt about it. Ah, if these machines could talk, I bet they could share a story or two. Anyway, I’ll take some of them."
Mr. Crotchet put about a dozen watches in his pocket forthwith, and then he began to think that, as he did not wish to take Mr. Todd just then into custody, it would be just as well if he left the house. Besides, the barber had only fell into a swoon through fright, so that his recovery was a matter that could be calculated upon with something like certainty in a short time.
Mr. Crotchet quickly stuffed about a dozen watches into his pocket, and then he thought that, since he didn’t want to arrest Mr. Todd right then, it would be better to leave the house. Besides, the barber had only fainted from fear, so it was pretty certain he would recover in no time.
"It would be a world of pities if he was to find out as the ghost was only me," said Crotchet, "so I'll be off before he comes to himself."
"It would really be a shame if he found out it was just me pretending to be the ghost," said Crotchet, "so I’ll head out before he realizes what's going on."
Extinguishing the light, Crotchet wound his way up the staircase again, but when he got to the landing he stopped, and said—
Extinguishing the light, Crotchet made his way back up the stairs, but when he reached the landing he paused and said—
"Bless us! I've not got them canes and swords as Sir Richard wanted me to bring away with me. Well, the watches will answer better than them, for all he wants is to compare 'em with the descriptions of some folks as has been missed by their blessed relations in London, so that's all right. Hilloa!"
"Wow! I didn’t bring the canes and swords that Sir Richard asked me to take. But the watches will work better than those, since all he wants is to compare them with the descriptions of some people who have been reported missing by their worried families in London, so that’s fine. Hey!"
This latter ejaculation arose from Crotchet having trodden upon Todd.
This last exclamation came after Crotchet stepped on Todd.
"The deuce!" he added, "I thought I had got clear of him."
"The hell!" he added, "I thought I had gotten away from him."
He paused, and heard Todd utter a deep groan. Mr. Crotchet took this as a signal that he had better be off; and accordingly he ascended the next staircase quickly, and in a very few minutes reached the attic of Todd's house. When there, he quickly made his appearance in the shoemaker's attic, and found that Sir Richard Blunt had left the door of it just upon the latch for him. He was upon the point of passing out of the room, and going down stairs, when he heard a confused sound approaching the attic, and he paused instantly. The sound came nearer and nearer, until Crotchet found that some half dozen people were upon the landing, and all talking together in anxious whispers.
He paused and heard Todd let out a deep groan. Mr. Crotchet took this as a cue to leave; so he quickly climbed the next staircase and, in just a few minutes, reached the attic of Todd's house. Once there, he made his way into the shoemaker's attic and saw that Sir Richard Blunt had left the door slightly ajar for him. He was just about to exit the room and head downstairs when he heard a muffled sound approaching the attic, so he stopped immediately. The sound grew louder and closer until Crotchet realized that about six people were on the landing, all speaking in anxious whispers.
"What the deuce is up now?" he thought.
"What the heck is going on now?" he thought.
He approached the door and listened.
He walked up to the door and listened.
"I tell you what it is, Mr. Otton," said a female voice. "It's now getting on for ten o'clock, and I positively can't sleep in my bed unless I know something more about this horrid attic."
"I'll tell you what it is, Mr. Otton," a woman said. "It's almost ten o'clock now, and I just can't sleep in my bed unless I know more about this dreadful attic."
"Well, but, mum—"
"Okay, but, Mom—"
"Don't speak to me. Here's an attic, and two men go into it. Then all at once there's no men in it; and then all at once, one man comes down and walks out as cool as a cucumber, and says nothing at all; and then we know well enough as there was two men, and only one—"
"Don't talk to me. There's an attic, and two guys go into it. Then suddenly there are no guys in there; then suddenly, one guy comes down and walks out completely calm, without saying a word; and we know well enough that there were two guys, but now there's only one—"
"But, mum—"
"But, Mom—"
"Don't speak to me, and only one has come down."
"Don't talk to me, and only one has come down."
"And here's the t'other!" cried Crotchet, suddenly bouncing out of the attic.
"And here's the other one!" shouted Crotchet, suddenly jumping out of the attic.
The confusion that ensued baffles all description. A grand rush was made into the apartments of the lady who was fond of putting her feet into hot water; and in the midst of the confusion, Crotchet quickly enough went down stairs, and made his escape from the shoemaker's house.
The chaos that followed is beyond words. Everyone rushed into the rooms of the woman who liked soaking her feet in hot water; and amid the chaos, Crotchet quickly went downstairs and slipped out of the shoemaker's house.
CHAPTER XLII.
THE GREAT SACRIFICE.
While all these things were going on at Sweeney Todd's, in Fleet-street, Mrs. Lovett was not quite idle as regarded her own affairs and feelings. That lady's—what shall we say—certainly not affections, for she had none—passions is a better word—were inconceivably shocked by the discovery she had made of the perfidy of her flaunting and moustachied lover. It will be perceived, by this little affair of Mrs. Lovett's, how strong-minded women have their little weaknesses. The hour of the appointment, which she (Mrs. Lovett) had made with her military-looking beau, came round; and there she sat, looking rather disconsolate.
While all this was happening at Sweeney Todd's in Fleet Street, Mrs. Lovett wasn't completely idle when it came to her own affairs and emotions. That lady's—what should we call it—definitely not affections, since she had none—passions is a better term—were incredibly shaken by the discovery of her flashy, mustachioed lover's betrayal. This little incident with Mrs. Lovett shows how strong-minded women can have their own vulnerabilities. The time for her appointment with her military-looking boyfriend arrived, and there she sat, looking quite downcast.
"Am I never to succeed," she muttered to herself, "in finding one with whom I can make my escape from this sea of horrors that surrounds me? Am I, notwithstanding I have so fully accomplished all I wished to accomplish, by—by"—she shuddered and paused.—"Well, well, the time will come—I must go alone. Let Todd go alone, and let me go alone. Why should he wish to trammel my actions? He cannot surely think, for a moment, that with him I will consent to pass the remainder of my life!"
"Am I ever going to succeed," she muttered to herself, "in finding someone I can escape with from this sea of horrors surrounding me? Have I not achieved everything I wanted to achieve, by—by"—she shuddered and paused.—"Well, well, that time will come—I have to go alone. Let Todd go alone, and I'll go alone. Why should he want to control my actions? He can't seriously think, for a second, that I would agree to spend the rest of my life with him!"
The scornful curl of the lip, and the indignant toss of the head, which accompanied these words, would have been quite sufficient to convince Todd, had he seen them, of the hopelessness of any such notion.
The disdainful curl of the lip and the angry toss of the head that came with these words would have been enough to convince Todd, if he had seen them, of how unrealistic that idea was.
"No," she added, after a pause, "I shall be alone in the world, or, if I make ties, they shall be made in another country. There it is possible I may be—oh, no, no—not happy; but I may be powerful, and have cringing slaves about me, who, finding that I am rich, will tell me that I am beautiful, and I shall be able to drink deeply of the intoxicating cup of pleasure, in some land where prudery, or what is called propriety, has not set up its banner as it has in this land of outward virtue. As for Todd—I—I will try to be assured that he is a corpse before I breathe freely; and if I fail in that, I will hope that we shall be thousands of leagues asunder."
"No," she added after a pause, "I’ll be alone in the world, or if I form connections, they’ll be in another country. There, it’s possible I may be—oh, no, no—not happy; but I might be powerful and have obedient followers around me who, seeing that I’m wealthy, will tell me I’m beautiful. I’ll be able to indulge deeply in pleasure in some place where prudeness, or what’s called propriety, hasn’t raised its banner like it has in this land of outward virtue. As for Todd—I—I’ll try to find out if he’s a corpse before I can breathe freely; and if I can’t confirm that, I’ll hope we’re thousands of miles apart."
A shadow passed the window. Mrs. Lovett started to her feet.
A shadow moved past the window. Mrs. Lovett jumped to her feet.
"Ah! who comes? 'Tis he—no—God! 'tis Todd."
"Ah! Who’s there? It’s him—no—oh my God! It’s Todd."
For a moment she pressed her hands upon her face, as though she would squeeze out the traces of passion from the muscles, and then her old set smile came back again. Todd entered the shop. For a few moments they looked at each other in silence, and then Todd said—
For a moment, she pressed her hands against her face, as if she wanted to squeeze out the signs of emotion from her muscles, and then her familiar forced smile returned. Todd walked into the shop. They stared at each other in silence for a few moments, and then Todd said—
"Alone?"
"By yourself?"
"Quite," she replied.
"Totally," she replied.
He gave one of his peculiar laughs, and then glided into the parlour behind the shop. Mrs. Lovett followed him.
He let out one of his strange laughs and then walked into the parlor behind the shop. Mrs. Lovett followed him.
"News?" he said.
"Any news?" he asked.
"None."
"None."
"Hem! The time is coming."
"Hey! The time is coming."
"The time to leave off this—"
"Now's the time to stop this—"
"Yes. The time to quit business, Mrs. Lovett. All goes well—swimmingly. Ha! ha!"
"Yes. It's time to leave the business, Mrs. Lovett. Everything is going well—smoothly. Ha! ha!"
She shuddered as she said—
She shivered as she said—
"Do not laugh."
"Don’t laugh."
"Let those laugh who win," replied Todd. "How old are you, Sarah?"
"Let those who win laugh," replied Todd. "How old are you, Sarah?"
"Old?"
"Outdated?"
"Yes, or to shape the question perhaps more to a woman's liking, how young are you? Have you yet many years before you in which to enjoy the fruits of our labours? Have you the iron frame which will enable you to say—'I shall revel for years in the soft enjoyments of luxury stolen from a world I hate?' Tell me."
"Yes, or to put it in a way that might appeal more to a woman, how young are you? Do you still have many years ahead to enjoy the rewards of our hard work? Do you have the strong foundation that allows you to say—'I will indulge for years in the sweet pleasures of luxury taken from a world I despise?' Tell me."
Mrs. Lovett fell into a musing attitude, and Todd thought she was reflecting upon her age; but at length she said—
Mrs. Lovett got lost in thought, and Todd assumed she was considering her age; but finally, she said—
"I sometimes think I would give half of what is mine if I could forget how I became possessed of the whole."
"I sometimes think I would give up half of what I have if I could just forget how I got all of it."
"Indeed!"
"Absolutely!"
"Yes, Todd. Has no such feeling ever crossed you?"
"Yeah, Todd. Has that feeling never crossed your mind?"
"Never! I am implacable. Fate made me a barber, but nature made me something else. In the formation of man there is a something that gives weakness to his resolves, and makes him pause upon the verge of enterprise with a shrinking horror. That is what the world calls conscience. It has no hold of me. I have but one feeling towards the human race, and that is hatred. I saw that while they pretended to bow down to God, they had in reality set up another idol in their heart of hearts. Gold! gold! Tell me—how many men there are in this great city who do not worship gold far more sincerely and heartily than they worship Heaven?"
"Never! I’m unyielding. Fate made me a barber, but nature made me something else. In the making of a person, there’s something that weakens their resolve and makes them hesitate at the brink of action with a feeling of dread. That’s what the world calls conscience. It doesn’t affect me. I have only one feeling towards humanity, and that’s hatred. I saw that while they pretended to worship God, they had really set up another idol in their deepest thoughts. Gold! Gold! Tell me—how many men in this big city don’t worship gold far more sincerely and passionately than they worship Heaven?"
"Few—few."
"Very few."
"Few? None, I say, none. No. The future is a dream—an ignis fatuus—a vapour. The present we can grasp—ha!"
"Few? None, I say, none. No. The future is a dream—an ignis fatuus—a vapor. The present we can grasp—ha!"
"What is our wealth, Todd?"
"What’s our wealth, Todd?"
"Hundreds of thousands."
"Hundreds of thousands."
He shaded his eyes with his hands, and peered from the parlour into the shop.
He shielded his eyes with his hands and looked from the living room into the store.
"Who is that keeps dodging past the window each moment, and peeping in at every convenient open space in the glass that he can find?"
"Who keeps sneaking past the window every moment and peeking in at every convenient opening in the glass?"
Mrs. Lovett looked, and then, after an effort, she said—
Mrs. Lovett glanced over, and then, after a moment of effort, she said—
"Todd, I was going to speak to you of that man."
"Todd, I was going to talk to you about that guy."
"Ah!"
"Wow!"
"Listen; I suspect him. For some days past he has haunted the shop, and makes endeavours to become acquainted with me. I did not think it sound policy wholly to shun him, but gave him such encouragement as might supply me with opportunities of judging if he were a spy or not."
"Listen, I suspect him. For the past few days, he has been hanging around the shop and trying to get to know me. I didn’t think it was smart to completely avoid him, so I gave him just enough encouragement to see if he might be a spy."
"Humph!"
"Ugh!"
"I think him dangerous."
"I think he's dangerous."
Todd's eyes glistened like burning coals.
Todd's eyes shone like glowing embers.
"Should he come into your shop to be shaved, Todd—"
"Should he come into your shop to get a shave, Todd—"
"Ha! ha!"
"LOL!"
The horrible laugh rang through the place, and Mrs. Lovett's lover, with the moustache, sprung to the other side of Bell Yard, for the unearthly sound even reached his ears as he was peeping through the window to catch a glimpse of the charming widow.
The awful laugh echoed throughout the area, and Mrs. Lovett's boyfriend, sporting a mustache, jumped to the other side of Bell Yard because the eerie sound even reached him while he was looking through the window to see the lovely widow.
"You understand me, Todd?"
"Do you get me, Todd?"
"Perfectly—perfectly—I shall know him again. Ah, my dear Mrs. Lovett, how dangerous it is to be safe in this world. Even our virtue cannot escape detraction; but we will live in hopes of better times. You and I will show the world, yet, what wealth is."
"Absolutely—absolutely—I will recognize him again. Oh, my dear Mrs. Lovett, how risky it is to feel secure in this world. Even our goodness can't avoid criticism; but we'll hold onto hope for better days. You and I will demonstrate to the world what true wealth is."
"Yes—yes."
"Yes, yes."
Todd crept close to her, and was about to place his arm round her waist, but she started from him, exclaiming—
Todd moved in closer to her and was about to put his arm around her waist, but she flinched away from him, exclaiming—
"No—no, Todd—a thousand times no. Have we not before quarrelled upon this point. Do not approach me, or our compact, infernal as it is, is at an end. I have sold my soul to you, but I have not bartered myself."
"No—no, Todd—a thousand times no. Haven't we argued about this before? Don't come near me, or our deal, horrible as it is, will be over. I’ve sold my soul to you, but I haven’t given away myself."
The expression of Todd's countenance at this juncture was that of an incarnate fiend. He glared at Mrs. Lovett as though with the horrible fascination of his ugliness he would overcome her, and then slowly rising, he said—
The expression on Todd's face at this moment was that of a pure evil spirit. He glared at Mrs. Lovett as if his terrifying appearance would overpower her, and then slowly getting up, he said—
"Her soul—ha! She has sold her soul to me—ha! I will call to-morrow."
"Her soul—ha! She's sold her soul to me—ha! I’ll call tomorrow."
He left the shop, and as he passed the gent who, by force of his moustache, hoped to win the affections of Mrs. Lovett, he gave him such a look that he terrified him and the gent found himself in the shop before he was aware.
He left the shop, and as he walked by the guy who, thanks to his mustache, hoped to win over Mrs. Lovett, he shot him such a glare that it scared him so much he suddenly found himself back in the shop before he realized it.
"Bless me, what a horrid looking fellow! I swear by my courage and honour I never saw such a face. Ah, my charmer! Who was that left your charming presence just now?"
"Wow, what an awful-looking guy! I swear by my courage and honor, I’ve never seen such a face. Ah, my dear! Who was that who just left your lovely presence?"
"Some one who came for a pie."
"Someone who came for a pie."
"'Pon honour, he's enough to poison all the pies! Oh, you beauty, yo—ou—ou—ou—"
"'On my honor, he's enough to ruin all the pies! Oh, you beauty, yo—ou—ou—ou—"
The gallant's mouth was so full of a veal pie that he had stuffed into it that for some few moments he could not produce an intelligible sound. When he had recovered, he walked into the parlour and sat down, saying—
The gentleman's mouth was so full of a veal pie that he had crammed into it that for a little while he couldn’t make a clear sound. Once he got himself together, he walked into the living room and sat down, saying—
"Now, Mrs. Lovett, here am I, 'pon honour, your humble servant, and stop my breath if I'd say as much to the commander-in-chief. When's the happy day to be?"
"Now, Mrs. Lovett, here I am, I swear, your humble servant, and I wouldn’t say this much to the commander-in-chief. When's the big day going to be?"
"Do you really love me?"
"Do you actually love me?"
"Do I love you? Do I love fighting? Do I love honour—glory? Do I love eating and drinking? Do I love myself?"
"Do I love you? Do I love to fight? Do I love honor—glory? Do I love eating and drinking? Do I love myself?"
"Ah, Major Bounce, you military men are so gallant."
"Ah, Major Bounce, you soldiers are so chivalrous."
"'Pon honour we are. General Cavendish used to say to me—'Bounce,' says he, 'if you don't make your fortune by war, which you ought to do, Bounce, 'pon honour, you will make it by love.' 'General,' says I—now I was always ready for a smart answer, Mrs. Lovett—so 'General,' says I, 'the same to you!'"
"'Upon honor, we are. General Cavendish used to say to me—'Bounce,' he said, 'if you don't make your fortune through war, which you should, Bounce, upon honor, you'll make it through love.' 'General,' I said—now I was always ready with a witty reply, Mrs. Lovett—so I said, 'the same to you!'"
"Very smart."
"Super smart."
"Yes, wasn't it. 'Pon honour it was, and 'pon soul you looks more and more charming every day that I see you."
"Yes, it really was. Honestly, it is, and I swear you look more and more charming every day I see you."
"Oh you flatterer!"
"Oh, you smooth talker!"
"No—no. Bar flattering—bar flattering. His Majesty has often said, 'Talk of flattery. Oh dear, Bounce is the man for me. He is right down—straight up-off handed. And no sort of mistake, on—on—on.'"
"No—no. No flattery—no flattery. His Majesty has often said, 'Forget flattery. Oh, Bounce is the guy for me. He's completely genuine—straightforward and totally honest. No doubt about it.'"
Another pie converted the oratory of the major into something between a grunt and a sigh.
Another pie turned the major's speech into something that was halfway between a grunt and a sigh.
"But major, I'm afraid that you will regret marrying me. If I convert all I have into money"—the major pricked up his ears—"I could not make of it more than fifty thousand pounds."
"But Major, I'm worried that you'll regret marrying me. If I turn everything I have into cash"—the major perked up his ears—"I couldn't get more than fifty thousand pounds."
The major's eyes opened to the size of pint saucers, as he said—
The major's eyes opened wide, like pint-sized saucers, as he said—
"Fifty—fift—fif.—Say it again!"
"Fifty—fift—fif.—Say it again!"
"Fifty thousand pounds."
"£50,000."
The major rose and embraced Mrs. Lovett. Tears actually came into his eyes, and gulping down the pie, he cried—
The major stood up and hugged Mrs. Lovett. Tears filled his eyes, and while swallowing the pie, he exclaimed—
"You have fifty thousand charms. Only let me be your slave, your dog, damme—your dog, Mrs. Lovett, and I shall consider myself the luckiest dog in the world, but not for the money—not for the money. No, as the Marquis of Cleveland once said, 'If you want a thoroughly disinterested man, go to Bounce.'"
"You have fifty thousand charms. Just let me be your servant, your dog, damn it—your dog, Mrs. Lovett, and I would consider myself the luckiest dog in the world, but not for the money—not for the money. No, as the Marquis of Cleveland once said, 'If you want a completely selfless man, go to Bounce.'"
"Well, major, since we understand each other so well, there are two little things that I must name as my conditions."
"Well, major, since we get each other so well, there are two small things I need to state as myconditions."
"Name 'em—name 'em. Do you want me to bring you the king's eye-tooth, or her majesty's wig and snuff-box—only say the word."
"Name them—just name them. Do you want me to bring you the king's eye-tooth, or her majesty's wig and snuff-box—just say the word."
"One is, that I will leave England. I have a private reason for so doing."
"One is that I will leave England. I have a personal reason for doing so."
"Damme, so have I. That is a-hem! If you have a reason, that is a reason to me, you know."
"Damn, same here. That is, ahem! If you have a reason, then that's a reason for me, you know."
"Exactly. In some other capital of Europe we may spend our money and enjoy all the delights of existence. Do you speak French?"
"Exactly. In another European capital, we can spend our money and enjoy all the pleasures of life. Do you speak French?"
"Ah-hem! Oh, of course. I never tried particularly, but as Lord North said to the Duke of Bridgewater, 'Bounce is the man if you want anything done of an out of-the-way character.'"
"Ah-hem! Oh, of course. I never really tried, but as Lord North said to the Duke of Bridgewater, 'Bounce is the guy if you need something done that's a bit unusual.'"
"Very well, then. My next condition is, that you shave off your moustache."
"Alright, then. My next requirement is that you shave off your mustache."
"What?"
"What is it?"
"Shave off your moustache; I have the greatest possible aversion to moustache, therefore I make that a positive condition without which I shall say no more to you."
"Get rid of your mustache; I really can't stand mustaches, so that's a definite condition under which I won't continue this conversation."
"My charmer, do you think I hesitate? If you were to say to me, 'Bounce, off with your head,' in a moment it would roll at your feet."
"My dear, do you really think I hesitate? If you were to tell me, 'Off with your head,' in an instant, it would be rolling at your feet."
"Go, then, to Mr. Todd's, the barber, in Fleet-street, and have them taken off at once, and then come back to me, for I declare I won't speak another word to you while you have them on."
"Go to Mr. Todd's, the barber, on Fleet Street, and get them removed right away, then come back to me, because I swear I won't say another word to you while you're wearing them."
"But, dear creature—"
"But, dear one—"
Mrs. Lovett shook her head.
Mrs. Lovett shook her head.
"'Pon honour!"
"On my honor!"
She shook her head again.
She shook her head again.
"I'll go at once then, 'pon soul, and have 'em taken off. I'll be back in a jiffy, Mrs. Lovett. Oh, you duck, I adore you. Confound the cash! It's you I knuckle under to. Man doats on Venus, and I love Lovett. Bye, bye; I'll get it done and soon be back. Fifty thousand—fifty—fif.—Oh, lor' why Flukes, your fortune is made at last."
"I'll go right away then, I promise, and get them removed. I'll be back in no time, Mrs. Lovett. Oh, you darling, I adore you. Forget about the money! It's you I'm devoted to. A man worships Venus, and I love Lovett. Bye for now; I'll take care of it and return soon. Fifty thousand—fifty—fif.—Oh, wow, Flukes, your fortune is finally made."
These last words did not reach the ear of Mrs. Lovett. That lady threw herself into a chair, where the gallant major had left her.
These last words didn't reach Mrs. Lovett's ears. That lady sank into a chair where the brave major had left her.
"Another!" she said. "Another! Why did he try to deceive me? The fool, to pitch upon me, of all persons, to make his victim. I must have found him out, and poisoned him, if I had married him. It is better that Todd should take vengeance for me, and then the time shall come when he shall fall. Yes, so soon as I can, by cajollery or scheming, get sufficient of the plunder into my own hands, Todd's hours are numbered."
"Another!" she exclaimed. "Another! Why did he try to trick me? What a fool to choose me, of all people, as his target. I would have figured him out and poisoned him if I had married him. It’s better that Todd takes revenge for me, and then the time will come when he will fall. Yes, as soon as I can, through sweet talk or plotting, get enough of the loot into my own hands, Todd's days are numbered."
After this, Mrs. Lovett fell into a train of musing, and her face assumed an expression so different from that with which she was wont to welcome her customers in the shop, that not one of them would have known her. But we must look at Todd. It was upon his return home from several calls, the last of which had been this recent visit to Mrs. Lovett, that he had heard the noise in his house, which had terminated in his going up stairs, and being so terrified by Crotchet. It will be recollected that he fell insensible upon the staircase, and that Crotchet took that opportunity of making good his retreat. How long he lay there, he, Todd, had no means of knowing, for all was profound darkness upon the staircase, but his first sensation consisted of a tingling in his feet and hands, similar to the sensation which is properly called "your limbs going to sleep." Then a knocking noise came upon his sense of hearing.
After this, Mrs. Lovett fell into a deep thought, and her face took on an expression so different from the one she usually had when greeting her customers in the shop that none of them would have recognized her. But we need to focus on Todd. It was after he returned home from several appointments, the last of which was his recent visit to Mrs. Lovett, that he heard a noise in his house, which led him upstairs and left him terrified by Crotchet. It’s worth remembering that he fell unconscious on the staircase, and Crotchet seized that chance to make his escape. How long he lay there, Todd had no way of knowing, as it was completely dark on the staircase, but his first sensation was a tingling in his feet and hands, like when your limbs "fall asleep." Then he heard a knocking noise.
"What's that? Where am I?" he cried. "No—no. Don't hang me. Where's Mrs. Lovett? Hang her. She is guilty!"
"What's going on? Where am I?" he shouted. "No—no. Don’t hang me. Where's Mrs. Lovett? Hang her. She's the one who’s guilty!"
Knock!—knock!—knock!
Knock! Knock! Knock!
"Hush! hush! What is it? Who wants me? Good God—no—no. There is no good God for me!"
"Hush! Hush! What is it? Who's calling me? Oh my God—no—no. There's no good God for me!"
Knock! knock! knock! came again with increased violence at the door of the shop below.
Knock! Knock! Knock! came again, more forcefully, at the door of the shop below.
CHAPTER XLIII.
AN OLD ACQUAINTANCE.
Todd scrambled to his feet. He held his head in his hand.
Todd got up quickly. He held his head in his hand.
"What does it all mean? What does it all mean?"
"What does it all mean? What does it all mean?"
Knock! knock! knock!
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Todd's senses were slowly returning to him. He began to recollect events at first confusedly, and then the proper order of their occurrence—how he had come home, and then heard a noise, and gone up stairs and seen—what? There he paused in his catalogue of events. What had he seen?"
Todd's senses were gradually coming back to him. He started to remember things, first in a jumble, and then in the right order—how he had come home, heard a noise, gone upstairs, and seen—what? He stopped in his list of events. What had he seen?
Knock! knock! knock!
Knock knock!
"Curses!" he muttered. "Who can that be hammering with such devilish perseverance at my door? By all that's horrible they shall pay dearly for thus disturbing me. Who can it be? Not any one to arrest me? No—no! They would not knock so long. An enforced entrance long before this would have brought them to me. What did I see? What did I see? What did I see? Dare I give it a name?"
"Curse it!" he grumbled. "Who could be banging on my door with such relentless determination? By all that's dreadful, they'll pay dearly for disturbing me like this. Who could it possibly be? Not someone looking to arrest me? No—definitely not! They wouldn’t knock for this long. An enforced entry would have brought them to me ages ago. What did I see? What did I see? What did I see? Should I even name it?"
He slowly descended the stairs, and reaching the shop, he peeped through a place in the door which he had made for such a purpose. There stood the hero of the moustachios knocking away with all his might to get the behests of Mrs. Lovett obeyed. Todd suddenly flung open the door, and in fell Major Bounce, alias Flukes.
He slowly walked down the stairs, and when he reached the shop, he peeked through a hole in the door that he had made for this purpose. There stood the guy with the mustache banging away with all his might to get Mrs. Lovett's orders fulfilled. Todd suddenly swung the door open, and in tumbled Major Bounce, also known as Flukes.
"The devil! What do you want?"
"The devil! What do you need?"
"'Pon honour. Damn it. Is this the way to treat a military man?"
"'On my honor. Damn it. Is this how you treat a military man?"
Todd turned to the side of the shop, and hastily put on a wig—by an adroit movement of his fingers, he pulled his cravat sufficiently out from his neck to be able to bury his chin in it, and when he turned to the mock major, the latter had no suspicion that he looked upon the same person who had so alarmed him by a look, in Bell Yard.
Todd turned to the side of the shop and quickly put on a wig. With a skilled movement of his fingers, he pulled his cravat far enough out from his neck to bury his chin in it. When he turned to face the fake major, the major had no idea he was looking at the same person who had scared him with a glance in Bell Yard.
"Shaved or dressed sir?" said Todd.
"Shaved or styled, sir?" Todd asked.
"Confound you. Why did you open the door so quick?"
"Ugh, why did you open the door so fast?"
"Thought you knocked, sir."
"Thought you knocked, sir."
"I did, but stop my breath, if you haven't given me an ugly fall. But no matter. None but the brave deserve the fair. You perceive I am a military man?"
"I did, but hold on, if you haven't set me up for a nasty fall. But it doesn't matter. Only the brave deserve the beautiful. You see, I'm a soldier?"
"Oh, yes, sir, anybody may see that by your martial air."
"Oh, yes, sir, anyone can see that by your military demeanor."
"A-hem! You are right. Well then, Mr. Barber, I want my moustache shaved off. It's a fancy of a lady. One of the most charming of her sex. One with a fifty thousand pound charm. 'Pon my valour, she has. Ah! I am a lucky dog. Thirty-eight—handsome as Apollo, and beloved by the fairest of the fair."
"Ahem! You’re right. So, Mr. Barber, I want my mustache shaved off. It’s a whim of a lady. One of the most charming women around. One with a fifty thousand pound charm. Truly, she does. Ah! I’m a lucky guy. Thirty-eight—handsome as Apollo, and loved by the most beautiful of them all."
"Ha! ha! ha! Life's a bumper. Upon my valour, Mr. Barber, I feel like a young colt, that I do."
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Life's great! Honestly, Mr. Barber, I feel like a young horse, I really do."
"Really, sir. You don't say so?"
"Seriously, sir? Is that real?"
"Oh, yes, yes! Ha! ha! All's right. All's right. Now, Mr. What's-your-name. Off with the moustache. It's only in the cause of the fair that I would condescend to part with them, that's a fact, but when a lady's in the case—upon my valour, you are an ugly fellow."
"Oh, yes, yes! Ha! ha! Everything's good. Everything's good. Now, Mr. What's-your-name. Take off the mustache. I’d only be willing to get rid of it for the sake of a lady, that’s for sure, but when a woman’s involved—honestly, you’re an ugly guy."
"You don't say so," replied Todd, as he made a most hideous contortion. "Most people think me so fascinating that they stay with me."
"You don't say that," Todd replied, making a really ridiculous face. "Most people find me so interesting that they stick around."
"Ha! ha! A good joke."
"Ha! Ha! A great joke."
Major Bounce—we may as well still call the poor wretch Major Bounce—placed his hat upon a chair, and his sword upon the top of it.
Major Bounce—we might as well still call the poor guy Major Bounce—set his hat on a chair and laid his sword on top of it.
"Pray, sir, be seated," said Todd.
"Please, sir, have a seat," said Todd.
"Ah! Damme, is this seat a fixture?"
"Ah! Damn, is this seat permanent?"
"Yes, sir, it's in the proper light, you see, sir."
"Yes, sir, it's lit correctly, you see, sir."
"Oh, very well—I—pluff, pluff—puff, puff! Confound you, what have you filled my mouth with soap-suds for?"
"Oh, fine—I—pluff, pluff—puff, puff! Damn it, why did you fill my mouth with soap suds?"
"Quite an accident, sir. Quite an accident, for which I humbly beg your pardon, I assure you, sir. If you keep your mouth shut, and your eyes open, you will get on amazingly. Have you seen the paper to-day, sir?"
"An unfortunate accident, sir. An unfortunate accident, for which I sincerely apologize, I assure you, sir. If you keep quiet and stay observant, you'll do remarkably well. Have you seen today's newspaper, sir?"
"No!"
"No way!"
"Sorry for that, sir. A very odd case, sir—a little on one side—a most remarkable case, I may say. A gentleman, sir, went into a barber's shop, and—"
"Apologies for that, sir. It's a very strange case, sir—somewhat unusual—a truly remarkable case, I must say. A gentleman, sir, walked into a barber shop, and—"
"Eh!—puff! sleush! puff! Am I to be poisoned by your soap-suds? Upon my valour, I shall have to make an example of you to all barbers."
"Ugh!—puff! gross! puff! Am I going to be poisoned by your soap bubbles? Honestly, I guess I’ll have to teach you a lesson in front of all the barbers."
"You opened your mouth at the wrong time, sir."
"You spoke up at the wrong moment, sir."
"The wrong devil. Don't keep me here all night."
"The wrong devil. Don’t make me stay here all night."
"Certainly not, sir. But as I was saying about this curious case in the paper. A military gentleman went into a barber's shop to be shaved."
"Definitely not, sir. But as I was saying about this interesting case in the paper: a military man walked into a barbershop to get a shave."
"Well. The devil—pluff, pluff! Good God! Am I to endure all this?"
"Well. The devil—pluff, pluff! Good God! Am I really supposed to put up with all this?"
"Certainly not, sir. I'll show you the paper itself. You must know, sir, that the paragraph is headed 'Mysterious disappearance of a gentleman.'"
"Definitely not, sir. I'll show you the actual document. You should know, sir, that the paragraph is titled 'Mysterious Disappearance of a Gentleman.'"
"Damn it, what do I care about it? Get on with the shaving."
"Damn it, why should I care about it? Just keep shaving."
"Certainly, sir."
"Of course, sir."
Todd gave a horrible scrape to Major Bounce's face with a blunt razor.
Todd gave a nasty scrape to Major Bounce's face with a dull razor.
"Quite easy, sir?"
"Really easy, sir?"
"Easy? Good gracious, do you want to skin me?"
"Easy? Oh my gosh, do you want to tear me apart?"
"Oh, dear no, sir. What an idea. To skin a military gentleman. Certainly not, sir. I see you require one of my best keen razors—one of the Magnum Bonums. Ha! ha!"
"Oh, no, sir. What a thought. To skin a military man? Absolutely not, sir. I see you need one of my best sharp razors—one of the Magnum Bonums. Ha! ha!"
"Eh? What was that?"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Only me giving a slight smile, sir."
"Just me giving a small smile, sir."
"The deuce it was. Don't do it again, then, that's all; and get your keen razor at once, and make an end of the business."
"The hell it was. Don’t do it again, that’s all; now get your sharp razor right away and wrap this up."
"I will—make an end of the business. Sit still, sir. I'll be back in a moment."
"I'll finish this up. Just wait here, sir. I'll be right back."
Todd went into the parlour.
Todd went into the living room.
"£50,000!" muttered Major Bounce. "I am a happy fellow. At last, after so many ups and downs, I light upon my feet. A charming widow!—and she wishes to leave England. How lucky. I wish the very same thing. £50,000!—50,000 charms!"
"£50,000!" muttered Major Bounce. "I'm a lucky guy. Finally, after so many ups and downs, I land on my feet. A lovely widow!—and she wants to leave England. How fortunate. I want the same thing. £50,000!—50,000 charms!"
"Good God! what's that?" said a man, who was passing Todd's window, in Fleet-street. "What a horrid shriek. Did you hear it, mum?"
"Good God! What was that?" said a man walking by Todd's window on Fleet Street. "What a horrible scream. Did you hear it, ma'am?"
"Oh dear, yes," said a woman. "I'm all of a tremble."
"Oh dear, yes," said a woman. "I'm shaking all over."
"It came from the barber's shop, here. Let's go in, and ask if anything is the matter?"
"It came from the barber's shop, right here. Let's go in and ask if something's wrong?"
The man and woman crossed Todd's threshold, and opened the shop door. A glance showed them that a man's face was at a small opening of the parlour door. The shaving chair was empty.
The man and woman stepped over Todd's threshold and opened the shop door. A quick look revealed that a man's face was peering through a small opening in the parlor door. The shaving chair was empty.
"What's the matter?" said the man.
"What's going on?" said the man.
"With whom?" said Todd.
"Who with?" said Todd.
"Well, I don't know, but I thought somebody cried out."
"Well, I don't know, but I thought I heard someone shout."
Todd crept along the floor until he came close to the man, and then he said—
Todd quietly moved across the floor until he got close to the man, and then he said—
"My friend, have you anything to do?"
"My friend, do you have anything to do?"
"Yes, thank God."
"Yes, thank goodness."
"Then, go and do it; and the next time you hear me cry out with the stomach-ache, ask yourself if it is your business to come in and ask me any questions about it. As for you, ma'am, unless you want to be shaved, I don't know, for the life of me, what you do here."
"Then, go ahead and do it; and the next time you hear me complaining about a stomach ache, ask yourself if it's your place to come in and ask me any questions about it. As for you, ma'am, unless you want to get a shave, I honestly have no idea what you're doing here."
"Well, we only thought—"
"Well, we just thought—"
Todd gave a hideous howl, which so terrified both the intruders, that they left the shop in a moment. His countenance then assumed that awful satanic expression which it sometimes bore, and he stood for the space of about five minutes in deep thought. Starting then suddenly, he took up the sword and hat of Major Bounce, and was in the act of putting both into a cupboard, when a smothered cry met his ears. Todd unsheathed the sword, and after fastening his shop door, he went into the parlour. He was absent about ten minutes, and when he returned he had not the sword, but he hastily washed his hands.
Todd let out a terrifying scream that scared the intruders off in an instant. His face then took on that frightening, devilish look he sometimes had, and he stood lost in thought for about five minutes. Suddenly snapping out of it, he picked up Major Bounce's sword and hat and was just about to put them in a cupboard when he heard a muffled cry. Todd drew the sword, locked his shop door, and went into the parlor. He was gone for about ten minutes, and when he came back, he didn’t have the sword but quickly washed his hands.
"Done!" he said.
"All set!" he said.
Scratch! scratch! scratch! came something at his door, and Todd bent forward in an attitude of listening. Scratch!—scratch!—scratch!—His face turned ghastly pale, and his knees knocked together as he whispered to himself—
Scratch! scratch! scratch! Something was at his door, and Todd leaned forward to listen. Scratch!—scratch!—scratch!—His face went deathly pale, and his knees trembled as he whispered to himself—
"What is that?—what is that?"
"What’s that?—what’s that?"
Todd was getting superstitious. Since his adventure with Mr. Crotchet, his nerves had been out of order, notwithstanding the exertions he had made to control himself, and to convince his judgment that it was all a matter of imagination. Yet now, somehow or another, although there was no visible connection between the two things, he could not help mentally connecting this scratching at the door with the vision on the staircase. It is strange how the fancy will play such tricks, but it is no less strange than true that she does so, yoking together matters most dissimilar, and leading the judgment into strange disorder.
Todd was becoming superstitious. Ever since his encounter with Mr. Crotchet, his nerves had been off, despite his efforts to keep himself in check and convince his mind that it was just his imagination. Yet now, for some reason, even though there was no clear link between the two, he couldn't help but connect the scratching at the door with the vision on the staircase. It's odd how the mind plays such tricks, but it's just as odd as it is true that it does, linking together the most unrelated things and throwing reason into a peculiar chaos.
Scratch!—scratch!—scratch!
Scratch!—scratch!—scratch!
"What—what is it?" gasped Todd.
"What—what is it?" Todd gasped.
But time works wonders, and after the first shock to his nerves, the barber began to think that some one must be playing him a trick, and, for all he knew, it might be the very man whom he had snubbed so for interfering with him, or it might be some boy—the boys would at times tease Sweeney Todd. This supposition gathered strength each moment.
But time works wonders, and after the initial shock to his nerves, the barber started to think that someone must be playing a trick on him. For all he knew, it could be the very man he had scolded for interfering with him, or it might be some boy—boys would sometimes tease Sweeney Todd. This idea gained strength with every passing moment.
"It is a trick—a trick," he said. "I will be revenged!"
"It’s a trick—just a trick," he said. "I'll get my revenge!"
He took a thick stick from a corner, and stealthily approached the door. The odd scratching noise continued, and he again paused for a few moments to listen to it.
He grabbed a thick stick from the corner and quietly walked over to the door. The strange scratching sound kept going, so he paused again for a moment to listen.
"A boy—a boy," he growled. "It is one of the infernal boys."
"A boy—a boy," he growled. "It's one of those damn boys."
Opening the door a little way with great quickness, Todd aimed a blow through the opening. There was a short angry bark, and his old enemy, the dog that had belonged to the mariner, thrust in his head, and glared at Todd.
Opening the door slightly and quickly, Todd aimed a strike through the gap. There was a brief, angry bark, and his old foe, the dog that had belonged to the sailor, stuck his head in and glared at Todd.
"Help!—help! Murder!" cried Todd. "The dog again!"
"Help! Help! There's been a murder!" Todd shouted. "It's the dog again!"
He made a vain effort to shut the door; but Hector was too strong for him, and, as he had got his head in, he seemed to be determined to force in his whole body, which he fully succeeded in doing. Todd dropped the stick, and rushed into the back-parlour for safety, from whence, through a small square of glass near the top of the door, he glared at the proceedings of his four-footed foe. The dog went direct to the cupboard from which he had taken his master's hat, and, opening the door, he dragged out an assemblage of miscellaneous property, as though he hoped to find among it some other vestige of the dear master he had lost. When, however, after tossing the things about, he found that they were all strange to him, he gave a melancholy howl. Hector then appeared to be considering what he should do next, and, after a few moments' consideration, he made a general survey of the shop, and finally ended by leaping into the shaving-chair, where he sat and commenced such a series of melancholy howls, that Todd was nearly driven out of his mind at the conviction that the whole street must be soon in a state of alarm. Oh! how glad he would have been to have shot Hector; but then, although he had pistols in the parlour, he might miss him, and send the bullet into Fleet-street through his own window, and, perchance, hit somebody, and that would be a trouble. The report, too, would bring a crowd round his shop, and the old story of him and the accusing dog—for had not that dog accused him?—would be brought up again. But yet something must be done.
He made a useless attempt to close the door, but Hector was too strong for him. Once Hector got his head in, he seemed determined to push his whole body through, which he successfully did. Todd dropped the stick and rushed into the back parlor for safety, from where he glared through a small square of glass near the top of the door at his four-legged enemy. The dog went straight to the cupboard where he had taken his master's hat and, opening the door, pulled out a collection of random items, as if hoping to find something else that belonged to his beloved master. However, after rummaging through the things and realizing they were all unfamiliar to him, he let out a sad howl. Hector then seemed to think about what to do next, and after a moment of contemplation, he surveyed the shop and eventually jumped into the shaving chair, where he began howling so mournfully that Todd was almost driven mad by the idea that the whole street would soon be in an uproar. Oh, how relieved he would have been to shoot Hector; but even though he had pistols in the parlor, he feared he might miss and accidentally shoot into Fleet Street through his own window, possibly hitting someone, which would be a hassle. Plus, the gunshot would attract a crowd around his shop, and the old story of him and the accusing dog—because that dog had accused him, right?—would come up again. But still, something needed to be done.
"Am I to be a prisoner here," said Todd, "while that infernal dog sits in the shaving chair, howling?"
"Am I supposed to be stuck here," said Todd, "while that damn dog sits in the shaving chair, barking?"
Now and then, for the space of about half-a-minute, the dog would be quiet, but then the prolonged howl that he would give plainly showed that he had only been gathering breath to give it. Todd got desperate.
Now and then, for about half a minute, the dog would be quiet, but then the long howl he let out made it clear he had just been catching his breath to do so. Todd was losing hope.
"I must and will shoot him," he said.
"I have to and I will shoot him," he said.
Going to a sideboard he opened a drawer, and took from it a large double-barrelled pistol. He looked carefully at the priming, and satisfying himself that all was right, he crept again to the parlour door.
Going to a sideboard, he opened a drawer and pulled out a large double-barrel pistol. He checked the priming carefully, and once he was satisfied everything was in order, he crept back to the parlor door.
"I must and will shoot him at any risk," he said. "This infernal dog will be else the bane and torment of my life. I thought I had been successful in poisoning the brute as he suddenly disappeared from my door, but he has been preserved by some sort of miracle on purpose to torment me."
"I have to and will shoot him, no matter the risk," he said. "This cursed dog will otherwise be the curse and misery of my life. I thought I had succeeded in poisoning the beast when he suddenly vanished from my doorstep, but he must have been saved by some kind of miracle just to torment me."
Howl went the dog again. Sweeney Todd took a capital aim with the pistol. To be sure his nerves were not quite in such good order as they sometimes were, but then the distance was so short that how could he miss such an object as a Newfoundland dog?
Howled the dog again. Sweeney Todd took a perfect aim with the gun. To be sure, his nerves weren't quite as steady as they sometimes were, but the distance was so short that how could he miss such a target as a Newfoundland dog?
"I have him—I have him," he muttered. "Ha! ha! I have him!"
"I've got him—I’ve got him," he mumbled. "Haha! I’ve got him!"
He pulled the trigger of the pistol—snap went the lock, and the powder in the pan flashed up in Todd's face, but that was all. Before he could utter even an oath the shop door was opened, and a man's voice cried—
He pulled the trigger of the pistol—snap went the lock, and the gunpowder in the pan flared up in Todd's face, but that was it. Before he could even say a curse, the shop door swung open, and a man's voice shouted—
"Hasn't nobody seen nothing of never a great dog nowheres? Oh, there you is, my tulip. Come to your father, you rogue you. So you guved me the slip at last did you, you willain!"
"Hasn't anyone seen any great dogs around? Oh, there you are, my tulip. Come to your father, you little trickster. So you finally got away from me, you scoundrel!"
CHAPTER XLIV.
TODD AND THE SILVERSMITH.

Sweeney Todd Re-Visited By The Dog Of One Of His Victims.
Sweeney Todd Revisited by the Dog of One of His Victims.
Hector whined a kind of recognition of this man, but he did not move from the chair in Todd's shop upon which he had seated himself.
Hector let out a sound that showed he recognized the man, but he didn’t get up from the chair in Todd's shop where he had settled.
"Come, old fellow," said the man, "you don't want to be shaved, do you?"
"Come on, buddy," said the man, "you don't want to get a shave, right?"
Hector gave a short bark, but he wagged his tail as much as to intimate—"Mind, I am not at all angry with you." And indeed it was quite evident, from the manner of the dog to this man, that there was a good understanding between them.
Hector let out a quick bark, but he wagged his tail as if to say, "Just so you know, I'm not mad at you." And it was clear, from the way the dog interacted with this man, that they had a strong bond.
"Come now, Pison," said the man, "don't be making a fool of yourself here any more. You ain't on friendly terms here, my tulip."
"Come on, Pison," said the man, "don't embarrass yourself here any longer. You're not on friendly terms here, my tulip."
"Hilloa!" cried Todd.
"Hey!" cried Todd.
The man gave a start, and Hector uttered an angry growl.
The man jumped, and Hector let out an irritated growl.
"Hilloa! Who are you?"
"Hey! Who are you?"
"Why, I'm the ostler at the 'Bullfinch!' oppesite."
"Why, I'm the stablehand at the 'Bullfinch!' opposite."
"Is that your dog?"
"Is that your dog?"
"Why in a manner o' speaking, for want of a better master, he's got me."
"Well, in a way, since there's no better boss around, he's stuck with me."
The ostler, by dint of shading his eyes with his hands, and looking very intently, at last saw Todd, and then he added—
The stablehand, by shading his eyes with his hands and looking very closely, finally spotted Todd, and then he added—
"Oh, it's you, master, is it?"
"Oh, it's you, boss, right?"
"Take away that animal directly," cried Todd. "Take him away. I hate dogs. Curses on both you and him; how came he here?"
"Get that animal out of here right now," shouted Todd. "Take him away. I can’t stand dogs. Damn both you and him; how did he even get here?"
"Ah, Pison, Pison, why did you come here, you good for nothink feller you? You ought to have knowed better. Didn't I always say to you—leastways, since I've had you—didn't I say to you—'Don't you go over the way, for that ere barber is your natural enemy, Pison,' and yet here yer is."
"Ah, Pison, Pison, why did you come here, you good-for-nothing guy? You should have known better. Didn't I always tell you—at least since I've had you—didn't I say to you—'Don't you go over there, because that barber is your natural enemy, Pison,' and yet here you are."
As he spoke, the ostler embraced Hector, who was not at all backward in returning the caress, although in the midst of it he turned his head in the direction of the back-parlour, and gave a furious bark at Todd.
As he talked, the stablehand hugged Hector, who eagerly returned the gesture. In the midst of the embrace, he turned his head towards the back room and let out an angry bark at Todd.
"There is some mystery at the bottom of all this," muttered Todd; and then raising his voice, he added—"How did you come by the dog?"
"There’s some mystery behind all this," Todd murmured; and then raising his voice, he added—"How did you get the dog?"
"Why, I'll tell you, master. For a matter of two days, you know, he stuck at your door with a hat as belonged—"
"Well, I'll tell you, sir. For about two days, you know, he stood at your door with a hat that belonged—"
"Well, well!"
"Wow, wow!"
"Yes, his master, folks said, was murdered."
"Yeah, people said his master was killed."
"Ha! ha!"
"LOL!"
"Eh? Oh, Lord, what was that?"
"Hold on, what was that?"
"Only me; I laughed at the idea of anybody being murdered in Fleet Street, that was all."
"Just me; I found it funny to think about anyone getting murdered on Fleet Street, that was it."
"Oh, ah! It don't seem very likely. Well, as I was a saying, arter you had finished off his master—"
"Oh, wow! That doesn't seem very likely. Anyway, as I was saying, after you took care of his master—"
"I?"
"I?"
"Oh, I begs your pardon! Only, you see, the dog would have it that you had, and so folks say so as natural as possible; but, howsomdever, I comed by and seed this here dog in the agonies o' conwulsions all along o' pison. Now where I come from, the old man—that's my father as was—had lots o' dogs, and consekewently I knowed somethink about them ere creturs; so I takes up this one and carries him on my back over the way to the stables, and there I cures him and makes a pet of him, and I called him Pison, cos, you see, as he had been pisoned. Lor, sir, you should only have seed him, when he was a getting a little better, how he used to look at me and try to say—'Bill, don't I love you neither!' It's affection—that it is, blow me!"
"Oh, I'm sorry! It's just that, you see, everyone assumed you had something to do with it because of the dog. But anyway, I came by and saw this dog having seizures from being poisoned. Where I come from, my dad—he passed away—had a lot of dogs, so I knew a thing or two about those creatures. I picked this one up and carried him on my back to the stables, where I treated him and made him my pet, naming him Poison because, well, he had been poisoned. Oh man, you should have seen him when he started to get better, the way he looked at me trying to say—'Bill, don't I love you too!' It's all about affection—that it is, I swear!"
Todd gave an angry snarl of derision.
Todd let out an angry sneer of contempt.
"I tell you what it is, my man," he said; "if you will hang that dog, I will give you a guinea."
"I'll tell you what's what, my friend," he said. "If you hang that dog, I'll give you a guinea."
"Hang Pison? No, old 'un, I'd much rather hang you for half that ere money. Come along, my daffydowndilly. Don't you stay here any more. Why, I do believe it was you as pisoned him, you old bloak."
"Hang Pison? Nah, old man, I'd much rather hang you for half that money. Come on, my daffydowndilly. Don’t stick around here any longer. Honestly, I think it was you who poisoned him, you old guy."
The ostler seized Hector, or Pison, as he had fresh christened him, round the neck, and fairly dragged him away out of the shop. To be sure, if Hector had resisted, the ostler, with all the power of resistance he possessed, it would indeed have been no easy matter to remove him; but it was wonderful to see how nicely the grateful creature graduated his struggles, so that they fell short of doing the smallest hurt to his preserver, and yet showed how much he wished to remain as a terror and a reproach to Sweeney Todd. When they were both fairly gone, Todd emerged from his parlour again, and the horrible oaths and imprecations he uttered will not bear transcription. With eager haste he again bundled into the cupboard all the things that the dog had dragged out of it, and then stamping his foot, he said—
The stable worker grabbed Hector, or Pison, as he had recently named him, by the neck and pulled him out of the shop. Of course, if Hector had really fought back, it would have been quite a challenge to move him; but it was amazing to see how perfectly he controlled his struggles, making sure they didn’t harm his rescuer at all, while still showing how much he wanted to be a threat and a reminder to Sweeney Todd. Once they were both gone, Todd came out of his office again, and the terrible curses and threats he shouted are too extreme to repeat. In a rush, he stuffed back into the cupboard everything the dog had pulled out, and then, stamping his foot, he said—
"Am I, after defeating the vigilance of heaven only knows who, and for so long preserving myself from almost suspicion, to live in dread of a dog? Am I to be tormented with the thought that that fiend of an animal is opposite to me, and ready at any moment to fly over here and chase me out of my own shop. Confound it! I cannot and will not put up with such a state of things. Oh, if I could but get one fair blow at him. Only one fair blow!"
"Am I really supposed to live in fear of a dog after defeating who knows what and managing to stay under the radar for so long? Am I supposed to be haunted by the idea that this devil of an animal is right across from me, ready to leap over and chase me out of my own shop? Damn it! I can't and won't accept this situation. Oh, if only I could land just one good hit on him. Just one good hit!"
As he spoke he took up a hammer that was in a corner of the shop, and made a swinging movement with it through the air. Some one at that moment opened the shop door, and narrowly escaped a blow upon the head, that would have finished their mortal career.
As he spoke, he picked up a hammer that was in a corner of the shop and swung it through the air. At that moment, someone opened the shop door and barely dodged a blow to the head that could have ended their life.
"Hilloa! Are you mad?"
"Hey! Are you crazy?"
"Mad!" said Todd.
"Crazy!" said Todd.
"Yes: do you knock folks' brains out when they come to be shaved?"
"Yeah: do you knock people's brains out when they come to get a shave?"
"Mine's a sedentary employment," said Todd, "and when I am alone, I like exercise to open my chest. That's all. Ain't it rather late to be shaved? I was just about to shut up."
"Mine's a desk job," said Todd, "and when I'm alone, I like to exercise to open up my chest. That's all. Isn't it a bit late for a shave? I was just about to wrap things up."
"Why it is rather late, Mr. Todd; but the fact is, I am going to York by the early coach from the Bullfinch Inn, opposite, and I want a shave before I get upon my journey, as I shan't have an opportunity you see, again, for some time."
"Why, it's pretty late, Mr. Todd; but actually, I'm heading to York on the early coach from the Bullfinch Inn across the way, and I need to get a shave before I start my trip since I won’t have another chance for a while."
"Very well, sir."
"Sure thing, sir."
"Come in, Charley."
"Come in, Charley."
Todd started.
Todd began.
"What's that?" he said. He felt afraid that it was the dog again, under some new name. Truly, conscience was beginning to make a coward of Sweeney Todd, although he denied to himself the possession of such an article. Charley came in the shape of a little boy, of about eight years of age.
"What's that?" he said. He was scared it was the dog again, with some new name. Honestly, his conscience was starting to make a coward out of Sweeney Todd, even though he refused to admit he had one. Charley appeared as a little boy, around eight years old.
"Now you sit down, and don't do any mischief," said the father, "while I get Mr. Todd to shave me. I am a late customer indeed. You see the coach goes in two hours, and as I have got to call the last thing upon Alderman Stantons, I thought I would be shaved first, and my little lad here would come with me."
"Now you sit down and don't cause any trouble," said the father, "while I get Mr. Todd to give me a shave. I'm really a last-minute customer. You see, the coach leaves in two hours, and since I need to stop by Alderman Stantons' place last, I figured I should get shaved first, and my little guy here would come with me."
"Oh, certainly, sir," said Todd; "I believe I have the pleasure of speaking to Mr. Brown, the silversmith."
"Oh, definitely, sir," said Todd; "I think I have the pleasure of speaking to Mr. Brown, the silversmith."
"Yes—yes. The alderman gave me some jewels, worth about three thousand pounds, to re-set, and though they are not done, I really don't like to have them at home while I take such a journey, so I want to lodge them with him again until I come back."
"Yeah—yeah. The alderman gave me some jewels worth around three thousand pounds to reset, and even though they’re not finished yet, I really don’t want to have them at home while I’m taking this trip, so I want to leave them with him again until I get back."
Todd lathered away at Mr. Brown's chin, as he said with an air of innocence—
Todd soaped up Mr. Brown's chin, saying with a look of innocence—
"Can you carry so many jewels about with you, sir?"
"Can you really carry all those jewels with you, sir?"
"So many? Aye, ten times as many. Why they are all in a little narrow case, that would not hold a pair of razors."
"So many? Yeah, ten times that. They're all in this tiny little box that wouldn't even fit a pair of razors."
"Indeed!"
"Absolutely!"
Todd began the shaving.
Todd started shaving.
"And so this is your little boy? A sharp lad, no doubt."
"And so this is your little boy? A smart kid, for sure."
"Tolerable."
"Acceptable."
"The whiskers as they are, sir?"
"The whiskers as they are, sir?"
"Oh, yes—yes."
"Yes, definitely."
"I suppose you never trust him out alone in the streets?"
"I guess you never let him go out alone on the streets?"
"Oh, yes; often."
"Oh, yes; frequently."
"Is it possible. Well, now, I should hardly have thought it. What a sweet child he looks, and such a nice complexion, too. It's quite a pleasure to see him. I was considered myself a very fine child a good while ago."
"Is it possible? Well, now, I wouldn't have thought so. What a sweet-looking kid he is, and he has such a nice complexion, too. It’s really a pleasure to see him. I used to think of myself as a pretty fine kid a while back."
Todd took care to lift the razor judiciously, so as to give Mr. Brown opportunities of replying; and the silversmith said—
Todd carefully lifted the razor, making sure to give Mr. Brown a chance to respond; and the silversmith said—
"Oh, yes; he's a nice little fellow. He's got his mother's complexion."
"Oh, yes; he's a nice little guy. He has his mom's complexion."
"And he shan't lose it," said Todd, "if there's any virtue in pearlometrical savonia."
"And he won't lose it," said Todd, "if there's any value in pearlometrical savonia."
"In what?"
"In what way?"
"Oh, that's the name I give to a soap that preserves the complexion in all its purity. I have only a small parcel of it, so I don't sell it, but I give it away now and then, to my lady customers. Excuse me for one moment."
"Oh, that’s the name I use for a soap that keeps your skin flawless. I have just a small stash of it, so I don’t sell it, but I give it out every now and then to my female customers. Just a moment, please."
"Oh, certainly."
"Of course."
Todd opened a glass case, and took out two pieces of soap, of a yellowish tint.
Todd opened a glass case and took out two pieces of yellowish soap.
"There, Charley," he said as he handed them to the little fellow. "There's a piece for you, and a piece for mamma."
"There you go, Charley," he said as he handed them to the little guy. "Here’s a piece for you, and a piece for mom."
"Really you are very kind, Mr. Todd," said Brown.
"You're really very kind, Mr. Todd," said Brown.
"Oh, don't mention it. Run home at once, Charley, with them, and by the time you get back your father will be—finished. Run along."
"Oh, don’t worry about it. Go home right now, Charley, with them, and by the time you come back your dad will be—done. Hurry up."
"I won't," said Charley.
"I'm not going to," Charley said.
"Ah, come—come," said his father.
"Ah, come on," said his father.
"I won't go, and I don't like soap."
"I’m not going, and I don’t like soap."
"And why don't you like soap, my little man?" said Todd, as he recommenced operations upon the silversmith's face.
"And why don't you like soap, my little guy?" Todd said, as he started working on the silversmith's face again.
"Because I don't like to be washed at all, it scrubs so, and I don't like you, either, you are so dreadfully ugly—that I don't."
"Since I really don’t want to be washed at all, it scrubs too hard, and I don’t like you either; you’re just so incredibly ugly—that I don’t."
Todd smiled blandly.
Todd smiled blankly.
"Now, Charley," said his father, "I am very angry with you. You are a very bad boy indeed. Why don't you do as Mr. Todd tells you?"
"Now, Charley," said his father, "I’m really upset with you. You’re being a very bad boy. Why don’t you listen to what Mr. Todd says?"
"Because I won't."
"Because I won't."
"Bless him," said Todd, "bless his heart. But don't you think, Mr. B."—here Todd's voice sank to a whisper—"don't you think that it's rather injudicious to encourage this obstinacy—if one may call it such—thus early in life? It may, you know, grow upon the dear little fellow."
"Bless him," Todd said, "bless his heart. But don't you think, Mr. B."—here Todd's voice dropped to a whisper—"don't you think it's a bit unwise to support this stubbornness—if we can call it that—so early in life? It might, you know, become a bigger issue for the dear little guy."
"You are right, Mr. Todd; and I know that he is spoiled; but I have a more than ordinary affection for him, since, under most critical circumstances, once I saved his life. From that time, I confess that I have been weak enough to allow him too much of his own way. Thank you, Mr. Todd. A very clean comfortable shave indeed."
"You’re right, Mr. Todd; and I know he’s spoiled; but I have a special fondness for him since I saved his life in a really critical situation. Since then, I admit I’ve been weak enough to let him have his way too often. Thank you, Mr. Todd. That was a very nice, comfortable shave."
Mr. Brown rose from his chair and approached the little boy.
Mr. Brown stood up from his chair and walked over to the little boy.
"Charley, my dear," he said; "you will save papa's life some day, won't you?"
"Charley, my dear," he said, "you'll save dad's life someday, won't you?"
"Yes," said Charley.
"Yeah," said Charley.
The father kissed him; as he added—
The father kissed him and said—
"How affected I feel to-night. I suppose it's the thought of the long journey I am going."
"How emotional I feel tonight. I guess it's the thought of the long journey ahead of me."
"No doubt," said Todd.
"Definitely," said Todd.
"Good night, Mr. Todd. Come along, Charley."
"Good night, Mr. Todd. Let's go, Charley."
"Won't you give me a kiss, you darling, before you go?" said Todd.
"Can you give me a kiss, you darling, before you leave?" said Todd.
"No, ugly, I won't."
"No way, ugly, I'm not."
"Oh, Charley—Charley, your behaviour to Mr. Todd is really anything but right. You are a very bad boy to-night. Come along."
"Oh, Charley—Charley, the way you're treating Mr. Todd is completely unacceptable. You're being really bad tonight. Let's go."
Away they went, and Todd stood stropping the lately-used razor upon his hand, as he glared upon them, and muttered—
Away they went, and Todd was sharpening the recently-used razor on his hand, glaring at them as he muttered—
"Jewels worth three thousand pounds! And so you saved the child's life, did you? By all that's devilish he has returned the obligation."
"Jewels worth three thousand pounds! So, you saved the kid's life, did you? By all that's wicked, he has returned the favor."
He went to the door and looked after the retreating figures of the silversmith and his child. He saw with what tender care the father lifted the little one over the road-way, and again he muttered—
He went to the door and watched the silversmith and his child leave. He noticed how gently the father picked up the little one and carried them over the road, and again he muttered—
"Three thousand pounds gone!—gone, when it was almost within my grasp. All this is new. I used not to be the sport of such accidents and adverse circumstances. Time was, when by the seeming irresistible force of my will, I could bend circumstances to my purposes, but now I am the sport of dogs and children. What is the meaning of it all? Is my ancient cunning deserting me? Is my brain no longer active and full of daring?"
"Three thousand pounds gone!—gone, right when it was almost within my reach. This is all new. I used to not be at the mercy of such accidents and bad luck. There was a time when I could bend circumstances to my will with what felt like unstoppable force, but now I’m at the mercy of dogs and kids. What does it all mean? Is my old cleverness leaving me? Is my mind no longer sharp and bold?"
He crept back into his shop again. The hour was now getting late, and after sitting for some time in silent musing he rose, and without a word, commenced closing his establishment for the night.
He sneaked back into his shop again. It was getting late, and after sitting quietly for a while lost in thought, he got up and without saying anything, started shutting down his business for the night.
"I must have another boy," he said, as he put up the last shutter and secured it in its place. "I must have another boy. This state of things will not do. I must certainly have another boy. Tobias Ragg would have suited me very well, if he had not been so—so—what shall I call it, confoundedly imaginative. But he is dead—dead! that is a comfort. He is dead, and I must have another boy."
"I need another boy," he said, as he closed the last shutter and locked it in place. "I really need another boy. This situation isn't working. I definitely need another boy. Tobias Ragg would’ve been perfect for me if he hadn’t been so—so—what should I say, ridiculously imaginative. But he’s dead—dead! That's a relief. He’s gone, and I need another boy."
Bang! went Sweeney Todd's shop door. The beautiful moon climbed over the house-tops in old Fleet Street. The clock of St. Dunstan's struck the hour of eleven. The streets began to be thin of pedestrians, and the din of carriages had almost entirely ceased. London then, although it was so not long ago, presented a very different aspect at the hour of eleven to what it does now. The old hackney-coaches had not been ousted from the streets by the cabs and the omnibuses, and the bustle of the city was indeed but a faint echo then, of what it is now. Time changes all things.
Bang! went Sweeney Todd's shop door. The beautiful moon rose over the rooftops in old Fleet Street. The clock at St. Dunstan's struck eleven. The streets started to empty of people, and the noise of carriages had almost completely stopped. London back then, though it wasn't long ago, looked very different at eleven o'clock compared to now. The old hackney coaches hadn’t been replaced by cabs and buses, and the city's hustle and bustle was just a faint echo of what it is today. Time changes everything.
CHAPTER XLV.
JOHANNA'S NEW SITUATION.
"Johanna, attend to me," said Mrs. Oakley, upon the morning after these events.
"Johanna, listen to me," said Mrs. Oakley, the morning after these events.
"Well, mother?"
"What's up, Mom?"
"Your father is an idiot."
"Your dad is an idiot."
"Mother, mother! I dissent from the opinion, and if it were true, it comes with the worst possible grace from you, but I am sick at heart. I pray you to spare me reproaches or angry words, mother."
"Mom, mom! I disagree with that opinion, and even if it were true, it doesn't come across well from you, but I'm feeling really down. Please, I ask you to spare me the criticism or harsh words, mom."
"Haity taity, one must not speak next, I suppose. Some people fancy that other people know nothing, but there is such a thing as overhearing what some people say to other people."
"Haity taity, I guess one shouldn’t speak next. Some people think that others know nothing, but there’s definitely a thing called overhearing what some people say to each other."
Johanna had not the most remote notion of what her mother meant, but Mrs. Oakley's tongue was like many pieces of machinery, that when once set in motion are not without considerable trouble brought to a standstill again, so on she went.
Johanna had no idea what her mother meant, but Mrs. Oakley's words were like a machine that, once started, is difficult to stop without a lot of effort, so she continued talking.
"Of course. I now know quite well why the godly man who would have made you a chosen vessel was refused. It was all owing to that scamp, Mark Ingestrie."
"Of course. I now understand very well why the righteous man who would have made you a favored choice was turned away. It was all because of that rogue, Mark Ingestrie."
"Mother!"
"Mom!"
"Marry come up! you need not look at me in such a way. We don't all of us see with the same eyes. A scamp he is, and a scamp he will be."
"Come on! You don’t have to look at me that way. Not everyone sees things the same way. He’s a troublemaker, and he always will be."
"Mother, he whom you so name is with his God. Mention him no more. The wild ocean rolls over his body—his soul is in heaven. Speak not irreverently of one whose sole crime was that he loved me. Oh, mother, mother, you—"
"Mom, the person you’re talking about is with God. Don't mention him again. The wild ocean covers his body—his soul is in heaven. Don’t speak disrespectfully of someone whose only crime was that he loved me. Oh, mom, mom, you—"
Johanna could say no more, she burst into tears.
Johanna couldn't say anything more; she broke down in tears.
"Well," said Mrs. Oakley, "if he is dead, pray what hinders you from listening to the chosen vessel, I should like to know?"
"Well," said Mrs. Oakley, "if he’s dead, what’s stopping you from listening to the chosen one? I'd like to know."
"Do not. Oh do not, mother, say any more to me—I cannot, dare not trust myself to speak to you upon such a subject."
"Please, mother, don’t say anything more to me—I can’t, and I really shouldn’t trust myself to talk to you about this."
"What is this?" said Mr. Oakley, stepping into the room. "Johanna in tears! What has happened?"
"What’s going on?" Mr. Oakley asked as he entered the room. "Johanna’s crying! What happened?"

Mr. Oakley Defends Johanna From The Violence Of Her Mother.
Mr. Oakley Defends Johanna From Her Mother's Violence.
"Father—dear father!"
"Dad—dear Dad!"
"And Mr. O.," cried Mrs. Oakley, "what business is it of yours, I should like to know? Be so good, sir, as to attend to your spectacles, and such like rubbish, and not to interfere with my daughter."
"And Mr. O.," Mrs. Oakley exclaimed, "what's it to you? I'd like to know. Please, sir, focus on your glasses and that kind of nonsense, and leave my daughter out of this."
"Dear me!—ain't she my daughter likewise?"
"Wow! Isn't she also my daughter?"
"Oh yes, Mr. O.! Go on with your base, vile, wretched, contemptible, unmanly insinuations. Do go on, pray—I like it. Oh, you odious wretch! You spectacle-making monster!"
"Oh yes, Mr. O.! Keep going with your mean, terrible, awful, pathetic, cowardly insults. Please, go on—I enjoy it. Oh, you disgusting creep! You attention-seeking monster!"
"Do not," cried Johanna, who saw the heightened colour of her father's cheek. "Oh, do not let me be the unhappy cause of any quarrelling. Father! father!"
"Please don’t," cried Johanna, noticing the flush on her father’s cheek. "Oh, I don’t want to be the reason for any fighting. Father! Father!"
"Hush, my dear, don't you say another word. Cousin Ben is coming to take a little bit of lunch with us to-day."
"Hush, my dear, don’t say another word. Cousin Ben is coming to have lunch with us today."
"I know it," cried Mrs. Oakley, clapping her hands together with a vengeance that made Oakley jump again. "I know it. Oh, you wretch. You couldn't have put on such airs if your bully had not been coming; I thought the last time he came here was enough for him. Aye, and for you too, Mr. O."
"I know it," shouted Mrs. Oakley, clapping her hands together so forcefully that Oakley jumped again. "I know it. Oh, you scoundrel. You wouldn't be acting like this if your bully wasn't on his way; I thought the last time he came here was enough for him. Yeah, and for you too, Mr. O."
"It was nearly too much," said the spectacle-maker, shaking his head.
"It was almost too much," said the glasses maker, shaking his head.
"Tow row, row, row, row!" cried Big Ben, popping his head into the parlour, "what do you all bring it in now? Wilful murder with the chill off or what? Ah, mother Oakley, what's the price of vinegar now, wholesale—pluck does it. Here you is. Ha, ha! Aint we a united family. Couldn't stay away from you, Mother Oakley, no more nor I could from that ere laughing hyena we has in the Tower."
"Row, row, row, row!" shouted Big Ben, sticking his head into the living room. "What are you all bringing in now? A cold-blooded murder or what? Ah, Mother Oakley, what's the wholesale price of vinegar these days? Can't stand it. Here you are. Ha, ha! Aren't we one big happy family? I couldn't stay away from you, Mother Oakley, any more than I could from that laughing hyena we have in the Tower."
"Eugh!—wretch!"
"Ew!—gross!"
"Sit down, Ben," said Mr. Oakley. "I am glad to see you, and I am quite sure Johanna is."
"Take a seat, Ben," Mr. Oakley said. "I'm happy to see you, and I know Johanna is too."
"Oh, yes, yes."
"Oh, definitely."
"That's it," said Ben. "It's on Johanna's account I came. Now, little one, just tell me—"
"That's it," Ben said. "I came here because of Johanna. Now, little one, just tell me—"
Johanna had just time to place her finger upon her lips, unobserved by any one, and shake her head at Ben.
Johanna quickly placed her finger on her lips, unnoticed by anyone, and shook her head at Ben.
"Ah—hem! How are you, eh?" he said, turning the conversation. "Come, Mother O., stir your old stumps and be alive, will you? I have come to lunch with your lord and master, so bustle—bustle."
"Uh, excuse me! How are you doing?" he said, shifting the topic. "Come on, Mother O., get moving and wake up, will you? I’m here for lunch with your lord and master, so let’s get to it."
Mrs. Oakley rose, and placing her hands upon her hips, she looked at Ben, as she said—
Mrs. Oakley stood up, put her hands on her hips, and looked at Ben as she said—
"You great, horrid, man-mountain of a wretch. I only wonder you ain't afraid, after the proper punishment you had on the occasion of your last visit, to show your horrid face here again?"
"You big, terrible monster of a wretch. I can’t believe you’re not scared, after the punishment you received the last time you were here, to show your ugly face again?"
"You deludes to the physicking, I suppose, mum. Lor bless you, it did us no end of good; but, howsomedever, we provide agin wice in animals when we knows on it aforehand, do you see. Oh, there you is."
"You fool around with medicine, I guess, mom. Honestly, it helped us a lot; but, however, we prepare against vice in animals when we know about it in advance, you see. Oh, there you are."
A boy howled out from the shop—"Did a gentleman order two gallons of half-and-half here, please?"
A boy shouted from the shop, "Did someone order two gallons of half-and-half here, please?"
"All's right," said Ben. "Now, Mother O., the only thing I'll trouble you for, is a knife and fork. As for the rest of the combustibles, here they is."
"All good," said Ben. "Now, Mother O., the only thing I'm going to ask you for is a knife and fork. As for the rest of the stuff, here it is."
Ben took from one capacious pocket a huge parcel, containing about six pounds of boiled beef, and from the other he took as much ham.
Ben pulled a large package from one of his big pockets, holding about six pounds of boiled beef, and from the other pocket, he grabbed the same amount of ham.
"Hold hard!" he cried to the boy who brought the beer. "Take this half-crown, my lad, and get three quartern loaves."
"Wait a minute!" he shouted to the boy who brought the beer. "Take this two-shilling coin, my friend, and get three loaves of bread."
"But, Ben," said old Mr. Oakley, "I really had no intention, when I asked you to come to lunch this morning, of making you provide it yourself. We have, or we ought to have, plenty of everything in the house."
"But, Ben," said old Mr. Oakley, "I honestly didn't mean to have you bring your own lunch when I invited you over this morning. We have, or we should have, more than enough of everything in the house."
"Old birds," said Ben, "isn't to be caught twice. A fellow, arter he has burnt his fingers, is afeard o' playing with the fire. No, Mrs. O., you gave us a benefit last time, and I ain't a-going to try my luck again. All's right—pitch into the grub. How is the chosen vessel, Mother O.? All right, eh?"
"Old birds," Ben said, "can't be caught twice. Once a person gets burned, they're afraid to play with fire again. No, Mrs. O., you did us a favor last time, and I'm not going to test my luck again. Everything's good—let's dig into the food. How's the chosen one, Mother O.? All good, right?"
Mrs. Oakley waited until Ben had made an immense sandwich of ham and beef; and then in an instant, before he was aware of what she was about, she caught it up, and slapped it in his face with a vengeance that was quite staggering.
Mrs. Oakley waited until Ben had made a huge sandwich of ham and beef; then, in an instant, before he knew what she was doing, she grabbed it and slapped it in his face with a force that was totally shocking.
"Easy does it," said Ben.
"Take it easy," said Ben.
"Take that, you great, fat elephant."
"Take that, you huge, overweight elephant."
"Go it—go it."
"Do it—do it."
Mrs. Oakley bounced out of the room. Johanna looked her sorrow; and Mr. Oakley rose from his chair, but Ben made him sit down again, saying—
Mrs. Oakley bounced out of the room. Johanna looked at her sadly, and Mr. Oakley got up from his chair, but Ben made him sit back down, saying—
"Easy does it—easy does it. Never mind her, cousin Oakley. She must have her way sometimes. Let her kick and be off. There's no harm done—not a bit. Lord bless you. I'm used to all sorts of cantankerous animals."
"Take it easy—take it easy. Don't worry about her, cousin Oakley. She needs to have her way sometimes. Let her throw a fit and go. It's no big deal—not at all. Goodness gracious. I'm used to all kinds of difficult animals."
Mr. Oakley shook his head.
Mr. Oakley sighed.
"Forget it, father," said Johanna.
"Forget it, Dad," said Johanna.
"I only wish, my dear, I could forget many things; and yet there are so many others, that I want to remember, mixed up with them, that I don't know how I should manage to separate them one from the other."
"I just wish, my dear, that I could forget a lot of things; but there are so many others that I want to hold on to, all mixed up with them, that I don't know how I could manage to separate them."
"You couldn't do it," said Ben. "Here's luck in a bag, and shake it out as you want it."
"You can't do it," Ben said. "Here’s some luck in a bag; just shake it out however you want."
This sentiment was uttered while Ben's head was deep in the recesses of the two-gallon can of beer, so that it had a peculiar solemn and sonorous effect with it. After drinking about a quart, Ben withdrew the can, and drew a long breath.
This feeling was expressed while Ben's head was buried in the two-gallon can of beer, giving it a strange, serious, and deep sound. After chugging about a quart, Ben pulled his head out of the can and took a deep breath.
"Has he brought yours?" he said.
"Did he bring yours?" he asked.
"What?—who?"
"What?—who's that?"
"Why the other two gallons for you and Johanna."
"Why the other two gallons for you and Johanna?"
"Good gracious, Ben, you don't mean that?"
"Seriously, Ben, you can't be saying that?"
"Don't I, though. Oh, here he is. All's right. Now, my lad, get the little pint jug, with the silver top to it, and if we don't mull a drop, I'm a sinner. Now, you'll see if Mrs. O. don't come round quite handsome."
"Don't I, though. Oh, here he is. All's good. Now, my boy, grab the small pint jug with the silver lid, and if we don't enjoy a little drink, then I'm a sinner. Now, you'll see if Mrs. O. doesn't come around looking quite nice."
Ben, by the aid of some sugar, succeeded in making a very palatable drink, and just as the steam began to salute the nostrils of old Oakley and himself, the door of the parlour was opened, and who should heedlessly step into the room but the pious Mr. Lupin himself. Mr. Lupin was so transfixed by finding Ben there, that for a moment or two he could not gather strength to retreat; and during that brief period, Ben had shifted his chair, until he got quite behind the reverend gentleman, who, when he did step back, in consequence fell into Ben's lap.
Ben, with the help of some sugar, managed to make a really tasty drink, and just as the steam started to waft towards the nostrils of old Oakley and him, the door of the parlor swung open, and who should accidentally walk in but the pious Mr. Lupin himself. Mr. Lupin was so shocked to see Ben there that he momentarily couldn't find the strength to leave; during that short time, Ben had moved his chair until he was positioned right behind the reverend gentleman, who, when he finally stepped back, ended up falling right into Ben's lap.
"What do yer mean?" cried Ben, in a voice of thunder.
"What do you mean?" shouted Ben, in a booming voice.
"Oh, murder—murder! Have mercy upon me! I only looked in as I was passing, to ask how all the family was."
"Oh, no—murder! Please have mercy on me! I just peered in as I was passing by to see how the whole family was doing."
"Yes," said Mr. Oakley, "and because you, no doubt, heard I was going to Tottenham, to Judge Merivale's, to fit him with a pair of spectacles."
"Yes," Mr. Oakley said, "and because you probably heard I was going to Tottenham, to see Judge Merivale and get him a pair of glasses."
"Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Let me go, sir."
"Oh no! Oh no! Please let me go, sir."
"I don't want you," said Ben; "but as you are here, let's make an end of all differences, and have a pint together."
"I don't want you," Ben said. "But since you're here, let's put aside our differences and have a pint together."
"A pint?"
"A beer?"
"Yes, to be sure. By the look of your nose, I should say it knows pretty well what a pint is."
"Yeah, for sure. Judging by the look of your nose, I’d say it knows a thing or two about a pint."
"Oh, dear—man is sinful alway. I bear no malice, and if the truly right-minded and pious Mrs. Oakley was only here, we might drink down all differences, Mr. a—a—"
"Oh, dear—people are always sinful. I hold no grudges, and if the genuinely moral and devout Mrs. Oakley were here, we could put aside all differences, Mr. a—a—"
"Ben."
"Ben."
"Mr. Ben. Thank you, sir."
"Mr. Ben, thank you!"
"Oh, Mr. Lupin," cried Mrs. Oakley, at this moment bursting into the parlour. "Is it possible that you can give your mind in this way to the Philistines? Is not this backsliding?"
"Oh, Mr. Lupin," exclaimed Mrs. Oakley, suddenly entering the living room. "Can you really focus your attention like this on those uncultured people? Isn't this a step backward?"
"Let us hope for the best, sister," said Mr. Lupin, with an evangelical twang. "Let us hope for the best. If people will drink, they had much better drink with the saints, who may take some favourable opportunity of converting them, than with sinners."
"Let’s hope for the best, sister," Mr. Lupin said, with a preachy tone. "Let’s hope for the best. If people are going to drink, they might as well drink with the saints, who might seize a good chance to change them for the better, instead of with sinners."
"Sit down, mum," said Ben, "and let's bury all animosities in the can. Easy does it. Don't you go, Johanna."
"Sit down, Mom," said Ben, "and let's put all our grudges aside. Take it easy. Don't leave, Johanna."
"Yes, but, Ben, I—"
"Yes, but Ben, I—"
"Now don't."
"Don't do that."
Ben saw by the direction of Johanna's eyes, that the Rev. gentleman was resting one of his red raw-looking hands upon her arm, and, situated as she was, she could not get out of his way but by rising.
Ben noticed from the direction of Johanna's gaze that the Rev. gentleman was resting one of his red, raw-looking hands on her arm, and given her position, she could only get away by standing up.
"Sit still," said Ben. "Easy does it."
"Sit still," Ben said. "Take it easy."
Lifting up the can, then, he pretended to drink out of it, and then brought it with such a thundering crack upon Mr. Lupin's head, that it quite staggered him.
Lifting the can, he pretended to drink from it, then brought it down with such a loud crack on Mr. Lupin's head that it nearly knocked him over.
"Paws off," said Ben. "Just attend to that ere gentle hint, old friend."
"Paws off," said Ben. "Just pay attention to that little hint, old friend."
Mr. Lupin sat down with a groan.
Mr. Lupin sat down with a sigh.
"Now, mum," said Ben, who all the while had held fast the stone mug of mulled porter. "Now, mum, here's some hot, that don't suit me so well as the cold, perhaps you and Mr. Lupin will take that, while I cuts a few more sandwiches."
"Now, Mom," said Ben, who had been holding onto the stone mug of mulled porter. "Now, Mom, here's some hot, which I don't really like as much as the cold. Maybe you and Mr. Lupin can have that while I cut a few more sandwiches."
He placed the jug before Mr. Lupin, who thereupon left off rubbing his head, and said—
He put the jug in front of Mr. Lupin, who then stopped rubbing his head and said—
"I'm sure it would be highly unchristian of me to bear any malice, so, with the Lord's leave, I will even partake of some of this worldly liquor, called mulled porter."
"I'm sure it would be really unchristian of me to hold any grudges, so, with the Lord's permission, I will even enjoy some of this worldly drink called mulled porter."
Now while Mr. Lupin drank the savoury stream from the jug, it assailed the senses of Mrs. Oakley, and when the porter was placed before her, she raised it to her lips, saying—
Now while Mr. Lupin drank the flavorful liquid from the jug, it reached the senses of Mrs. Oakley, and when the porter was set in front of her, she lifted it to her lips, saying—
"If folks are civil to me, I'm civil to them, only I don't like my godly friends to be ill-treated. I'm sure nobody knows what I have gone through for my family, and nobody thinks what a mother and wife I have been. What would have become of Oakley if it hadn't been for me, is a question I often ask myself in the middle of the night?"
"If people are nice to me, I'm nice to them, but I really don't appreciate it when my good friends are treated poorly. I'm sure no one understands what I've gone through for my family, and no one realizes what kind of mother and wife I've been. I often wonder in the middle of the night what would have happened to Oakley if it weren't for me."
"She's a wonderful woman," sighed Lupin.
"She's an amazing woman," sighed Lupin.
"Oh, uncommon," said Ben.
"Oh, unusual," said Ben.
"Let me go," whispered Johanna to Ben.
"Let me go," Johanna whispered to Ben.
"No, no! Wait for the fun."
"No, no! Just wait for the fun."
"What fun?"
"What's the fun in that?"
"Oh, you'll see. You don't know what a trouble it has cost me, to be sure. Only wait a bit, there's a duck, do."
"Oh, you'll see. You have no idea how much trouble this has caused me, for sure. Just wait a moment, there’s a duck, do."
Johanna did not like to say she would not, so she shrunk back in her chair in no small curiosity, to know what was about to happen. Mrs. Oakley lifted the jug to her lips and drunk deep. The aroma of the liquor must have been peculiarly grateful to the palate of Mrs. Oakley, for she certainly kept the jug at her mouth for a length of time, that, to judge by the look of impatience upon the countenance of Mr. Lupin, was something outrageous.
Johanna didn't want to say she wouldn't, so she leaned back in her chair, really curious about what was about to happen. Mrs. Oakley lifted the jug to her lips and took a deep drink. The smell of the liquor must have been especially pleasing to Mrs. Oakley, as she held the jug to her mouth for quite a while, which, judging by the impatient look on Mr. Lupin's face, was rather excessive.
"Sister!" he said. "Mind your breath."
"Sister!" he said. "Watch your breath."
Down came the jug, and Mrs. Oakley, when she could draw breath, gasped—
Down came the jug, and Mrs. Oakley, when she could catch her breath, gasped—
"Very good indeed. A dash of allspice would make it delicious."
"That’s really good. A bit of allspice would make it taste amazing."
"Oh, sister," cried Lupin as he grasped the jug, that was gently pushed towards him by Ben after Mrs. Oakley had set it down. "Oh, sister, don't give your mind to carnal things, I beg of you. Why, she's drank it all."
"Oh, sister," exclaimed Lupin as he grabbed the jug that Ben had quietly pushed toward him after Mrs. Oakley set it down. "Oh, sister, please don't focus on earthly matters, I beg you. Look, she's drunk it all."
Mr. Lupin peered into the jug. He shut the right eye and looked in with the left, and then he shut the left eye and looked in with the right, and then he moved the jug about until the silver lid came down with a clap, that nearly snapped his nose off.
Mr. Lupin looked into the jug. He closed his right eye and peered in with his left, then he closed his left eye and looked in with his right. After that, he tilted the jug around until the silver lid slammed down with a bang that almost knocked his nose off.
"What's the matter?" said Ben.
"What's wrong?" said Ben.
"I—I—don't exactly—" Mr. Lupin raised the lid again and again, and peered into the jug in something of the fashion which popular belief supposes a crow to look into a marrow bone.
"I—I—don't really—" Mr. Lupin lifted the lid again and again, looking into the jug in a way that people usually imagine a crow peering into a marrow bone.
At length he turned the jug upside down, and struck the bottom of it with his pious knuckles. A huge toad fell sprawling upon the table. Mrs. Oakley gave a shriek, and rushed into the yard. Mr. Lupin gave a groan, and flew into the street, and the party in the parlour could hear them in a state of horrible sickness.
At last, he turned the jug upside down and tapped the bottom of it with his knuckles. A big toad plopped down on the table. Mrs. Oakley screamed and ran into the yard. Mr. Lupin groaned and ran into the street, and everyone in the parlor could hear them in a state of absolute disgust.
"Easy does it," said Ben, "it's only a piece of wood shaped like a toad and painted, that's all. Now I'm easy. I owed 'em one."
"Take it easy," said Ben, "it's just a piece of wood carved like a toad and painted, that’s all. Now I feel better. I owed them one."
CHAPTER XLVI.
TOBIAS'S HEART IS TOUCHED.
Tobias is no worse all this time. But is he better? Has the godlike spirit of reason come back to the mind-benighted boy? Has that pure and gentle spirit recovered from its fearful thraldom, and once again opened its eyes to the world and the knowledge of the past? We shall see. Accompany us, reader, once again to the house of Colonel Jeffery. You will not regret looking upon the pale face of poor Tobias again. The room is darkened, for the sun is shining brightly, and an almond tree in the front garden is not sufficiently umbrageous in its uncongenial soil to keep the bright rays from resting too strongly upon the face of the boy. There he lies! His eyes are closed, and the long lashes—for Tobias, poor fellow, was a pretty boy—hung upon his cheek, held down by the moisture of a tear. The face is pale, oh, so pale and thin, and the one arm and hand that lies outside the coverlet of the bed, show the blue veins through the thin transparent skin. And all this is the work of Sweeney Todd. Well, well! heaven is patient! In the room is everything that can conduce to the comfort of the slumbering boy. Colonel Jeffery has kept his word. And now that we have taken a look at Tobias, tread gently on tip-toe, reader, and come with us down stairs to the back drawing-room, where Colonel Jeffery, his friend Captain Rathbone, the surgeon, and Mrs. Ragg are assembled. Mrs. Ragg is "crying her eyes out," as the saying is.
Tobias hasn't gotten any worse during this time. But has he improved? Has the divine spirit of reason returned to the troubled boy's mind? Has that pure and gentle spirit recovered from its terrible captivity and opened its eyes to the world and the knowledge of the past once more? We shall see. Join us again, reader, at Colonel Jeffery's home. You won’t regret seeing the pale face of poor Tobias again. The room is dim since the sun is shining brightly, and an almond tree in the front yard isn't big enough to keep the bright rays from hitting the boy's face too harshly. There he lies! His eyes are closed, and the long lashes—because Tobias, poor thing, was a pretty boy—rest upon his cheek, weighed down by the moisture of a tear. His face is pale, oh, so pale and thin, and the arm and hand that lie outside the bedcovers show the blue veins through the thin, transparent skin. And all of this is the doing of Sweeney Todd. Well, well! Heaven is patient! In the room is everything that can make the sleeping boy comfortable. Colonel Jeffery has kept his promise. Now that we've had a look at Tobias, tread lightly on tiptoe, reader, and come with us downstairs to the back drawing room, where Colonel Jeffery, his friend Captain Rathbone, the surgeon, and Mrs. Ragg are gathered. Mrs. Ragg is "crying her eyes out," as the saying goes.
"Sit down, Mrs. Ragg," said the colonel, "sit down and compose yourself. Come, now, there is no good done by this immoderate grief."
"Please take a seat, Mrs. Ragg," said the colonel, "sit down and calm down. Come on, now, this excessive grief isn't helping anyone."
"But I can't help it."
"But I can't stop myself."
"You can control it. Sit down."
"You can handle it. Sit down."
"But I oughtn't to sit down. I'm the cook, you know, sir."
"But I shouldn't sit down. I'm the cook, you know, sir."
"Well, well; never mind that, if you are my cook. If I ask you to be seated, you may waive all ceremony. We want to ask you a few questions, Mrs. Ragg."
"Alright then; forget about that, since you're my cook. If I ask you to sit down, you can skip the formalities. We need to ask you a few questions, Mrs. Ragg."
Upon this Tobias's mother did sit down, but it was upon the extreme edge of a chair, so that the slightest touch to it in the world would have knocked it from under her, and down she would have gone on to the floor.
Upon this, Tobias's mother sat down, but she was perched on the very edge of a chair, so that even the slightest nudge would have sent it flying from under her, and she would have fallen to the floor.
"I'm sure, gentlemen, I'll answer anything I know, and more too, with all the pleasure in life, for, as I often said to poor Mr. Ragg, who is dead and gone, and buried accordingly in St. Martin's, as he naturally might, and a long illness he had, and what with one thing and—"
"I'm sure, gentlemen, I'll gladly answer any questions I have knowledge of, and even more, with all the pleasure in the world, because, as I often told poor Mr. Ragg, who has passed away and is buried in St. Martin's, as he understandably would, after a long illness he had, and with one thing and—"
"Yes! yes! we know all that. Just attend to us for one moment, if you please, and do not speak until you thoroughly understand the nature of the question we are about to put to you."
"Yes! yes! we know all that. Just listen to us for a moment, if you could, and please don’t speak until you fully understand the nature of the question we’re about to ask you."
"Certainly not, sir. Why should I speak, for as I often and often said, when—"
"Definitely not, sir. Why should I say anything, since I have said many times before, when—"
"Hush, hush!"
"Be quiet, please!"
Mrs. Ragg was silent at last, and then the surgeon spoke to her calmly and deliberately, for he much wished her clearly to understand what he was saying to her.
Mrs. Ragg was finally quiet, and then the surgeon spoke to her in a calm and deliberate manner, as he really wanted her to fully understand what he was saying.
"Mrs. Ragg, we still think that the faculties of your son Tobias are not permanently injured, and that they are only suffering from a frightful shock."
"Mrs. Ragg, we still believe that your son Tobias's abilities are not permanently damaged, and that they are just experiencing a severe shock."
"Yes, sir, they is frightfully shook."
"Yes, sir, they are really shaken up."
"Hush! We think that if anything that greatly interested him could be brought to bear upon the small amount of perception that remains to him he would recover. Do you now know of anything that might exercise a strong influence over him?"
"Hush! We believe that if something really engaging could be introduced to the little perception he still has, he might get better. Do you know of anything that could have a strong impact on him?"
"Lord bless you—no, sir."
"God bless you—no, sir."
"How old is he?"
"How old is he now?"
"Fifteen, sir, and you would hardly believe what a time of it I had with Tobias. All the neighbours said—'Well, if Mrs. Ragg gets over this, she's a woman of ten thousand;' and Mrs. Whistlesides, as lived next door, and had twins herself, owned she never—"
"Fifteen, sir, and you wouldn't believe how hard it was for me with Tobias. All the neighbors said—'Well, if Mrs. Ragg gets through this, she's one in a million;' and Mrs. Whistlesides, who lived next door and had twins herself, admitted she never—"
"Good God, will you be quiet, madam?"
"Good God, can you be quiet, ma'am?"
"Quiet, sir? I'm sure I haven't said two words since I've been in the blessed room. I appeal to the kernel."
"Quiet, sir? I'm pretty sure I haven't said more than two words since I've been in this room. I appeal to the kernel."
"Well! well! it appears then, Mrs. Ragg, you can think of nothing that is at all likely to aid us in this plan of awakening, by some strong impression, the dormant faculties of Tobias?"
"Well! well! it looks like, Mrs. Ragg, you can't think of anything that would actually help us with this plan to wake up the dormant abilities of Tobias with a strong impression?"
"No, gentlemen, no! I only wish I could, poor boy; and there's somebody else wasting away for grief about him; poor little thing, when she heard that Tobias was mad, I'm sure I thought she'd have broke her heart, for if Tobias ever loved anybody in all the world, it was little Minna Gray. Ah! it's affecting to think how such children love each other, ain't it, sir? Lord bless you, the sound of her footstep was enough for him, and his eyes would get like two stars, as he'd clap his hands together, and cry—'Ah! that's dear Minna.' That was before he went to Mr. Todd's, poor fellow."
"No, gentlemen, no! I wish I could, poor boy; and there's someone else suffering from grief about him; poor little thing. When she heard that Tobias was mad, I really thought she would break her heart, because if Tobias ever loved anyone in the world, it was little Minna Gray. Ah! It's touching to think about how kids love each other, isn't it, sir? My goodness, just the sound of her footsteps was enough for him, and his eyes would light up like two stars as he clapped his hands and exclaimed—'Ah! That's dear Minna.' That was before he went to Mr. Todd's, poor guy."
"Indeed!"
"Totally!"
"Yes, sir, oh, you haven't an idea."
"Yeah, sir, oh, you have no idea."
"I think I have. Who is this Minna Gray, who so enthralled his boyish fancy?"
"I think I have. Who is this Minna Gray, who captivated his youthful imagination?"
"Why, she's widow Gray's only child, and they live in Milford Lane, close to the Temple, you see, and even Tobias used to go with me to drink tea with Mrs. Gray, as we was both bequeathed women in a world of trouble."
"Well, she's widow Gray's only child, and they live on Milford Lane, near the Temple, you know. Even Tobias would go with me to have tea with Mrs. Gray, since we were both bequeathed women in a world of trouble."
"You were what?"
"You were saying what?"
"Bequeathed."
"Passed down."
"Bereaved you mean, I suppose, Mrs. Ragg; but how could you tell me that you knew of no means of moving Tobias's feelings. This Minna Gray, if he really loves her, is the very thing."
"Bereaved, I suppose, Mrs. Ragg; but how could you say that you didn't know any way to change Tobias's feelings? This Minna Gray, if he really loves her, is exactly what's needed."
"Lor, sir. What do you mean?"
"Lor, sir. What do you mean?"
"Why, I mean that if you can get this Minna Gray here, the possibility is that it will be the recovery of Tobias. At all events, it is the only chance of that kind that presents itself. If that fails, we must only trust to time. How old is this girl?"
"Well, I mean that if you can bring Minna Gray here, there's a chance it could help with Tobias's recovery. In any case, it's the only opportunity like this that we have. If that doesn't work out, we'll just have to rely on time. How old is this girl?"
"About fourteen, sir, and though I say it—"
"About fourteen, sir, and even though I say it—"
"Well, well. Do you now, as a woman of the world, Mrs. Ragg, think that she has an affection for poor Tobias?"
"Well, well. Do you think now, as an experienced woman, Mrs. Ragg, that she has feelings for poor Tobias?"
"Do I think? Lor bless you, sir, she doats on the ground he walks on, that she does—poor young thing. Hasn't she grizzled a bit. It puts me in mind of—"
"Do I think? Lord bless you, sir, she’s crazy about him, poor thing. Hasn’t she aged a bit? It reminds me of—"
"Yes, yes. Of course it does. Now, Mrs. Ragg, you understand it is an object with our friend the colonel here, that no one but yourself should know that Tobias is here. Could you get this young girl to come to tea, for instance, with you, without telling her what else she is wanted for?"
"Yes, yes. Of course it does. Now, Mrs. Ragg, you understand that it’s important to our friend the colonel here that no one but you should know that Tobias is here. Could you invite this young girl to tea, for example, without letting her know why else she is needed?"
"Dear me, yes, sir; for, as I used to say to Mr. Ragg, who is dead and gone, and buried in St. Martin's—"
"Wow, yes, sir; because, as I used to tell Mr. Ragg, who has passed away and is buried in St. Martin's—"
"Exactly. Now go and get her by all means, and when she comes here we will speak to her, but above all things be careful what you say."
"Exactly. Now go ahead and get her, and when she gets here, we’ll talk to her. But above all, watch what you say."
"I think Mrs. Ragg is already aware," said Colonel Jeffery, "that her son's safety, as well as her own, depends upon her discretion in keeping his whereabouts a profound secret. We will instruct this young girl when she comes here."
"I think Mrs. Ragg knows already," said Colonel Jeffery, "that her son's safety, as well as her own, relies on her being careful about keeping his location a complete secret. We will guide this young girl when she arrives here."
Colonel Jeffery, when he heard that the medical man was of opinion that the experiment of awakening the feelings of Tobias, by bringing Minna Gray, was worth trying, at once acquiesced, and urged upon Mrs. Ragg to go and see Minna. After many more speeches, about as much to the purpose as those which we have already formed, Mrs. Ragg got herself dressed and went upon her errand. She was instructed to say that she had found herself unequal to being a laundress in the Temple, and so had thought it was better to return to her own original occupation of cook in a gentleman's family, and that, as she had the liberty to do so, she wished Minna Gray to come and take tea with her. Thus forewarned of the part she was to play, Mrs. Ragg started upon her mission, in which we need not follow her, for the result of it is all that we particularly care about, and that consisted in her bringing Minna in great triumph to the colonel's house. Colonel Jeffery, and Captain Rathbone, who was staying to dine with him, saw the young girl as she came up the garden path. She was one of those small, delicately beautiful young creatures, who seem specially made to love and be loved. Her light auburn hair hung in dancing curls down her fair cheeks, and her beautifully shaped lips and pearly teeth were of themselves features that imparted much loveliness to her countenance. She had, too, about her face all the charm of childish beauty, which bespoke her so young as to have lost little of that springtide grace, which, alas! is so fleeting. Add to all this a manner so timid, so gentle, and so retiring, that she seemed to be an inhabitant of some quieter world than this, and you have Minna Gray, who had crept into the boyish heart of poor Tobias, before your eyes.
Colonel Jeffery, when he heard the doctor think it would be worth a shot to bring in Minna Gray to help awaken Tobias's feelings, immediately agreed and urged Mrs. Ragg to go see Minna. After a lot more chatter, as pointless as what we've already discussed, Mrs. Ragg got ready and set out on her mission. She was told to say that she felt she wasn't cut out to be a laundress at the Temple, so she thought it would be better to go back to her original job as a cook in a gentleman's household, and that since she had the freedom to do so, she wanted Minna Gray to come over for tea. With her instructions in mind, Mrs. Ragg began her task, but we don't need to follow her journey; what matters to us is the outcome, which was her bringing Minna triumphantly to Colonel Jeffery's house. Colonel Jeffery and Captain Rathbone, who was having dinner with him, saw the young girl approach along the garden path. She was one of those small, delicately beautiful young women who seem uniquely meant to love and be loved. Her light auburn hair fell in playful curls down her fair cheeks, and her perfectly shaped lips and pearly teeth added a lot of beauty to her face. She also had the charm of youthful innocence, showing she was so young that she still had that fleeting spring-like grace. On top of all this, her timid, gentle, and reserved demeanor made it seem like she came from a quieter world than this, and that’s how Minna Gray crept into the boyish heart of poor Tobias.
"What a gentle quiet looking little creature," said the captain.
"What a softly quiet little creature," said the captain.
"She is indeed; and what a contrast!"
"She really is, and what a difference!"
"Between her and Mrs. Ragg, you mean? It does indeed look like an elephant escorting a fawn. But Mrs. Ragg has her good qualities."
"Between her and Mrs. Ragg, you mean? It really does look like an elephant leading a fawn. But Mrs. Ragg has her good traits."
"She has, and they are numerous. She is honest and candid as the day, and almost the only fault that can be laid to her charge is her garrulity."
"She has a lot of them. She is straightforward and open, and the only real fault you could point out is that she talks a lot."
"How do you mean to proceed?"
"How do you plan to move forward?"
"Why, Rathbone, I mean to condescend to do what, under any other circumstances, would be most unjustifiable—that is, listen to the conversation of Mrs. Ragg with Minna Gray; I do so with the concurrence of the old lady, who is to lead her to speak of Tobias, and it is solely for the purpose of judging if she really loves the boy, and making a proper report to the surgeon, that I do so."
"Why, Rathbone, I plan to lower myself to do something that would normally be completely unacceptable—that is, listen to Mrs. Ragg's conversation with Minna Gray. I'm doing this with the old lady's agreement, who will prompt her to talk about Tobias, and it's only to determine if she truly loves the boy and to provide an accurate report to the surgeon that I'm doing this."
"You are right enough, Jeffery; the end in this case, at all events, sanctifies the means, however defective such a system of philosophy may be as a general thing. May I likewise be an auditor?"
"You’re completely right, Jeffery; in this case, the end definitely justifies the means, no matter how flawed that philosophy might be overall. Can I also be a listener?"
"I was going to ask you to so far oblige me, for I shall then have the advantage of your opinion; so you will do me a favour."
"I was going to ask you to do me a favor, as I would then benefit from your opinion; it would really help me out."
There was a small pantry called a butler's pantry close to the kitchen, into which Mrs. Ragg had taken Minna Gray. A door opened from this pantry into the kitchen, and another on to the landing at the foot of the kitchen stairs. Now Mrs. Ragg was to take care that the door opening to the kitchen should be just ajar, and the colonel and his friend could get into the pantry by the other mode of entrance. Colonel Jeffery was a gentleman in the fullest sense of the term, and he kept no useless bloated menials about him, so the butler's pantry had no butler to interfere with him, the colonel, in his own house. In the course of a few minutes Jeffery and Rathbone were in the pantry, from whence they could both see and hear what passed in the kitchen. To be sure there was a certain air of restraint about Mrs. Ragg at the thought that her master was listening to what passed, and that lady had a propensity to use hard words, of the meaning of which she was in the most delightful state of ignorance; but as it was to Minna Gray's conversation that the colonel wanted to listen, these little peculiarities of Mrs. Ragg upon the occasion did not much matter. Of course, Minna thought she had no other auditors than her old friend. Mrs. Ragg was quite busy over the tea.
There was a small pantry known as a butler's pantry near the kitchen, where Mrs. Ragg had taken Minna Gray. A door connected this pantry to the kitchen, and another led to the landing at the bottom of the kitchen stairs. Mrs. Ragg was to make sure that the door to the kitchen was slightly open, allowing the colonel and his friend to enter the pantry by the other entrance. Colonel Jeffery was a true gentleman and had no unnecessary, pompous servants around, so the butler's pantry had no butler to interfere with him in his own home. After a few minutes, Jeffery and Rathbone were in the pantry, where they could see and hear everything happening in the kitchen. Mrs. Ragg felt a bit uneasy knowing her master was listening, and she had a habit of using strong language that she didn't fully understand; however, since the colonel was primarily interested in Minna Gray's conversation, these quirks of Mrs. Ragg didn't matter much. Naturally, Minna assumed she had no audience except for her old friend. Mrs. Ragg was busy preparing tea.
"Well, my dear," she said to Minna, "this is a world we live in."
"Well, my dear," she said to Minna, "this is the world we live in."
Mrs. Ragg, no doubt, intended this as a discursive sort of remark that might open any conversation very well, and lead to anything, and she was not disappointed, for it seemed to give to the young girl courage to utter that which was struggling to her lips.
Mrs. Ragg probably meant this as a casual remark to kick off any conversation and lead to various topics, and she wasn't let down, as it seemed to give the young girl the confidence to say what was on her mind.
"Mrs.—Mrs. Ragg," she began, hesitatingly.
"Mrs.—Mrs. Ragg," she started, hesitantly.
"Yes. My dear, let me fill your cup."
"Sure. My dear, let me top off your cup."
"Thank you; but I was going to say—"
"Thanks; but I was going to say—"
"A little more sugar?"
"More sugar?"
"No, no. But I cannot place a morsel in my lips, Mrs. Ragg, or think or speak to you of anything else, until you have told me if you have heard any news of poor—poor—"
"No, no. But I can't put a bite to my lips, Mrs. Ragg, or think or talk to you about anything else until you tell me if you've heard any news about poor—poor—"
"Tobias?"
"Tobias?"
"Yes—yes—yes!"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!"
Minna Gray placed her two little hands upon her face and burst into tears. Mrs. Ragg made a snuffling sort of noise that, no doubt, was highly sympathetic, and after a pause of a few moments' duration, Minna gathered courage to speak again.
Minna Gray put her two little hands on her face and started crying. Mrs. Ragg made a sniffling sound that was definitely sympathetic, and after a brief pause, Minna found the courage to speak again.
"You know, Mrs. Ragg, the last you told me of him was that—that Mr. Todd had said he was mad, you know, and then you went to fetch somebody, and when you came back he was gone; and Mr. Todd told you the next day that poor Tobias ran off at great speed and disappeared. Has anything been heard of him since?"
"You know, Mrs. Ragg, the last thing you told me about him was that Mr. Todd said he was crazy, and then you went to get someone, and when you came back, he was gone; and Mr. Todd told you the next day that poor Tobias took off quickly and vanished. Has there been any news about him since?"
"Ah, my dear, alas! alas!"
"Ah, my dear, unfortunately! unfortunately!"
"Why do you cry alas?—Have you any more sad news to tell me?"
"Why are you crying? Do you have more sad news to share with me?"
"He was my only son—and all the world and his wife, as the saying is, can't tell how much I loved him."
"He was my only son—and no one can really understand how much I loved him."
Minna Gray clasped her hands, and, while the tears coursed down her young fair cheeks, she said—
Minna Gray held her hands together, and with tears streaming down her young, pale cheeks, she said—
"And I, too, loved him!"
"And I also loved him!"
"I always thought you did, my dear, and I'm sure, if you had been an angel out of Heaven, my poor boy could not have thought more of you than he did. There was nothing that you said or did that was not excellent. He loved the ground you walked on; and a little old worsted mitten, that you left at our place once, he used to wear round his neck, and kiss it when he thought no one was nigh, and say—'This was my Minna's!'"
"I always believed you did, my dear, and I'm sure that if you had been an angel from Heaven, my poor boy couldn't have thought more highly of you than he did. Everything you said or did was wonderful. He adored the ground you walked on, and an old knitted mitten that you left at our house once, he wore around his neck, kissed it when he thought no one was around, and said—'This belonged to my Minna!'"
The young girl let her head rest upon her hands, and sobbed convulsively.
The young girl rested her head on her hands and cried uncontrollably.
"Lost—lost!" she said, "and poor, kind, good Tobias is lost!"
"Lost—lost!" she said, "and poor, kind, good Tobias is missing!"
"No, my dear, it's a long lane that hasn't a turning. Pluck up your courage, and your courage will pluck up you. Keep sixpence in one pocket, and hope in another. When things are at the worst they mend. You can't get further down in a well than the bottom."
"No, my dear, it's a long road that doesn’t have a turn. Gather your courage, and your courage will lift you up. Keep a little money in one pocket and hope in the other. When things seem worst, they usually get better. You can’t go any deeper in a well than the bottom."
Minna sobbed on.
Minna kept sobbing.
"And so, my dear," added Mrs. Ragg, "I do know something more of Tobias."
"And so, my dear," Mrs. Ragg added, "I do know a bit more about Tobias."
The young girl looked up.
The girl looked up.
"He lives!—he lives!"
"He's alive!—he's alive!"
"Lor a mussy, don't lay hold of a body so. Of course he lives, and, what's more, the doctor says that you ought to see him—he's up stairs."
"Look, don't grab someone like that. Of course he's alive, and what's more, the doctor says you should see him—he's upstairs."
"Here?—here?"
"Here?—here?"
"Yes, to be sure. That's why I brought you to tea."
"Yes, definitely. That's why I invited you for tea."
Minna Gray took a fit of trembling, and then, making great efforts to compose herself, she said—
Minna Gray started to tremble, and then, with significant effort to steady herself, she said—
"Tell me all—tell me all!"
"Tell me everything—tell me everything!"
"Well, my dear, it's an ill wind that blows nobody good, and so here I am, cook in as good a place as mortal woman would wish to have. I can't tell you all the rights of the story, because I don't know it. But certainly Tobias is up stairs in bed like a gentleman, only they say as his brains is—is something or another that makes him not understand anything or anybody, and so you see the doctor says if you speak to him, who knows but what he may come to himself?"
"Well, my dear, it's a bad situation that doesn't benefit anyone, and here I am, in a pretty good place for a woman to be. I can't give you all the details of the story because I don't know them. But certainly, Tobias is upstairs in bed like a gentleman, though they say his mind is—something or other that makes him unable to understand anything or anyone. So you see, the doctor says that if you talk to him, who knows, he might snap out of it?"
With an intuitive tact that belongs to some minds, and which Minna Gray, despite the many disadvantages of her social position, possessed in an eminent degree, she understood at once the whole affair. Tobias was suffering from some aberration of intellect, which the voice and the presence of one whom he loved fondly might dissipate. Would she shrink from the trial?—would her delicacy take the alarm and overcome her great desire to recover Tobias? Oh, no; she loved him with a love that far outstripped all smaller feelings, and, if ever there was a time when that love took complete possession of her heart, it was at this affecting moment, when she was told that her voice might have the magic power of calling back to him the wandering reason that harshness and ill-usage had for a time toppled from its throne.
With an instinctive understanding that belongs to some people, and which Minna Gray, despite the many challenges of her social position, had in abundant measure, she immediately grasped the entire situation. Tobias was experiencing a mental lapse that the voice and presence of someone he loved deeply could possibly restore. Would she back away from the challenge? Would her sensitivity make her hesitate and overshadow her strong desire to help Tobias? Oh, no; she loved him with a passion that far surpassed all lesser feelings, and if there was ever a moment when that love completely filled her heart, it was at this moving time, when she learned that her voice might have the special ability to bring back his wandering mind that harsh treatment and neglect had temporarily driven away.
"Take me to him!" she cried—"take me to him! If all that is wanted to recover him be the voice of affection, he will soon be as he was once to us."
"Take me to him!" she shouted. "Take me to him! If all it takes to bring him back is the voice of love, he'll soon be just like he used to be for us."
"Well, my dear, take your tea, and I'll go and speak to the kernel."
"Alright, my dear, enjoy your tea, and I'll go talk to the kernel."
It was now time for Colonel Jeffery and his friend, the captain, to retire from the pantry, where we need not say that they had been pleased and affected listeners to what had passed between Mrs. Ragg and the fair and intelligent Minna Gray, who, in beauty and intelligence, far exceeded their utmost expectations.
It was now time for Colonel Jeffery and his friend, the captain, to leave the pantry, where we should mention they had been both pleased and moved listeners to what had been discussed between Mrs. Ragg and the lovely and intelligent Minna Gray, who, in both beauty and intelligence, far surpassed their highest expectations.
CHAPTER XLVII.
TOBIAS RECOVERS HIS INTELLECT.
In the course of a quarter of an hour the surgeon was sent for, and then Mrs. Ragg tapped at the drawing-room door, to give the colonel an account of the success of her mission; but he at once said to her—
In about fifteen minutes, the surgeon was called, and then Mrs. Ragg knocked on the drawing-room door to update the colonel on how her mission went; but he immediately said to her—
"We know all, Mrs. Ragg. We merely wish to see Tobias first, so that the medical gentleman may see exactly his condition, and then if you will bring Minna Gray here I will speak to her, and, I hope, put her quite at her ease as regards what she has to do."
"We know everything, Mrs. Ragg. We just want to see Tobias first, so that the doctor can assess his condition, and then if you could bring Minna Gray here, I will talk to her and hopefully help her feel comfortable about what she needs to do."
"Certainly, sir, certainly. Hold fast, and good comes at last."
"Of course, sir, of course. Stay strong, and good things will come in the end."
The surgeon and the two gentlemen went to Tobias's chamber, and there they found him in the same lethargic condition that, with only occasional interruptions, he had continued in since he had been in the colonel's house. These interruptions consisted in moaning appeals for mercy, and at times the name of Todd would pass his lips, in accents which showed what a name of terror it was to him. The surgeon placed his hand upon Tobias's head.
The surgeon and the two gentlemen entered Tobias's room, finding him in the same lethargic state he had been in, with only occasional interruptions, since he arrived at the colonel's house. These interruptions included moans pleading for mercy, and sometimes he would mutter the name Todd, revealing how terrifying that name was to him. The surgeon placed his hand on Tobias's head.
"Tobias!" he said, "Tobias!"
"Tobias!" he called, "Tobias!"
A deep sigh was his answer.
A deep sigh was his response.
"Tobias! Tobias!"
"Tobias! Tobias!"
"Oh, God! God!" cried Tobias, feebly. "Spare me—I will tell nothing. Oh, spare me, Mr. Todd.—Repent now. There, there—the blood! What a crowd of dead men. Dead—dead—dead—all dead!"
"Oh, God! God!" cried Tobias weakly. "Please, spare me—I won’t say a thing. Oh, please spare me, Mr. Todd.—Repent now. Look at all the blood! What a crowd of dead men. Dead—dead—dead—all dead!"
"No better?" said the colonel.
"Not better?" asked the colonel.
"Not a bit. On the contrary, the longer he remains in this condition, the less chance there will be of his recovery. I shall lose hope, if this last experiment produces no good results. Let us go and speak to the young girl."
"Not at all. In fact, the longer he stays like this, the less likely he is to recover. I'll lose hope if this last attempt doesn’t show any improvement. Let’s go talk to the young girl."
They all descended to the drawing-room, and Minna Gray was summoned. Colonel Jeffery took her kindly by the hand and led her to a seat, and then he said to her—
They all went down to the living room, and Minna Gray was called in. Colonel Jeffery took her gently by the hand and led her to a seat, then he said to her—
"Now, Miss Gray, remember that all here are friends to you and to Tobias, and that we all feel deeply for him and for you. You are very young, both of you, but that is no reason on earth why you should not love each other."
"Now, Miss Gray, just remember that everyone here is a friend to you and Tobias, and we all care deeply for both of you. You’re both very young, but that’s no reason at all why you shouldn't love each other."
Minna looked up at him through her tears, as she said—
Minna looked up at him, tears in her eyes, as she said—
"Is he very—very ill?"
"Is he really sick?"
"He is indeed. We suspect—indeed, I may say we know, that his mind has received so severe a shock that, for a time, it is deranged; but we hope that, as that derangement, you understand, has not arisen from any disease, pleasant and agreeable impressions may restore him. What we want you to do is to speak to him as you, no doubt, have been in the habit of doing in happier times."
"He really is. We suspect—actually, I can say we know—that his mind has taken such a severe hit that, for now, it’s unstable; but we’re hopeful that since this instability, you see, isn’t due to any illness, positive and pleasant experiences might bring him back. What we need you to do is talk to him as you likely used to in happier times."
"Yes, yes, sir."
"Sure thing, sir."
"I think you know exactly what we mean?"
"I think you know exactly what we mean?"
"I do, sir—indeed I do."
"I do, sir—really I do."
"Oh, bless you, sir, she understands," said Mrs. Ragg. "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse, you know, gentlemen. Handsome is as handsome does—as I used to say to the late Mr. Ragg, who is naturally dead and gone, and accordingly buried in St. Martin's—"
"Oh, thank you, sir, she gets it," said Mrs. Ragg. "A nod is just as good as a wink to a blind horse, you know, gentlemen. Looks don't mean a thing—like I used to say to the late Mr. Ragg, who has obviously passed away and is now buried in St. Martin's—"
"You can tell us that another time, madam," said the surgeon. "At present, you see we are rather busy. Now, Miss Gray, if you will have the goodness to come with me, we will see what can be done for our young friend above stairs."
"You can tell us another time, ma'am," said the surgeon. "Right now, you see we’re quite busy. Now, Miss Gray, if you’d be so kind as to come with me, we’ll see what we can do for our young friend upstairs."
Poor Minna Gray! How her colour went and came like the sunlight of an April day, as she accompanied the three gentlemen and Mrs. Ragg up stairs to Tobias's chamber. How she trembled when they reached the landing; and what a faintness came over her when the door was opened, and she saw that dimly-lighted room.
Poor Minna Gray! Her color changed like the sunlight on an April day as she led the three gentlemen and Mrs. Ragg upstairs to Tobias's room. She shook when they reached the landing, and a wave of faintness swept over her when the door opened, revealing that dimly lit space.
"Courage," whispered Colonel Jeffery to her. "This is a holy errand you are upon."
"Courage," whispered Colonel Jeffery to her. "You're on a sacred mission."
"Yes, yes."
"Sure, sure."
"Cut your coat according to your cloth," said Mrs. Ragg, who, provided she thought of a proverb, was not very particular with regard to its applicability to the circumstances under which she uttered it. "Keep your feet to the length of your sheet."
"Make your clothes fit your budget," said Mrs. Ragg, who, when she thought of a saying, didn’t really care if it fit the situation she was in. "Keep your feet within the bounds of your sheet."
"Pray, madam," said the surgeon, who seemed to have quite a horror of Mrs. Ragg. "Pray, madam, oblige me by being silent."
"Please, ma'am," said the surgeon, who appeared to be quite afraid of Mrs. Ragg. "Please, ma'am, do me a favor and be quiet."
"A still tongue makes a wise head."
"A quiet mouth leads to a wise mind."
"Good God, colonel! will you speak to her?"
"Good God, Colonel! Will you talk to her?"
"Hush, Mrs. Ragg!" said Colonel Jeffery. "Hush! You will perhaps be the means of spoiling this important effort for the recovery of your son if you are not perfectly quiet."
"Hush, Mrs. Ragg!" Colonel Jeffery said. "Hush! You might ruin this crucial attempt to find your son if you don't stay completely quiet."
Thus admonished, Mrs. Ragg shrank into the background a little, and the colonel went to the window and let in a little more light. The surgeon conducted Minna Gray to the bed-side, and she looked upon the boy who had won her childish heart through a world of tears.
Thus warned, Mrs. Ragg stepped back a bit, and the colonel went to the window and let in a bit more light. The surgeon guided Minna Gray to the bedside, and she looked at the boy who had captured her childhood heart amid a sea of tears.
"It is—it is—Tobias!"
"It's—it’s—Tobias!"
"Is he much altered?"
"Has he changed much?"
"Oh, yes; much—much. He—he used to look so happy. His—his face was like a piece of sunshine!"
"Oh, yes; a lot—so much. He—he used to look so happy. His—his face was like a ray of sunshine!"
She sank upon a chair that was by the bed-side, and sobbed.
She fell into a chair next to the bed and cried.
"This will never do," said the surgeon.
"This isn't going to work," said the surgeon.
"Wait—oh, wait a little," she whispered. "Only wait a little.—I shall be better soon."
"Wait—oh, just hold on for a bit," she whispered. "Just wait a little longer.—I'll be okay soon."
The surgeon nodded; and then stepping back to the colonel and the captain, he said—
The surgeon nodded, then stepped back to the colonel and the captain and said—
"This burst of grief must have its way, or it will mar all. We must have patience."
"This outpouring of grief needs to run its course, or it will spoil everything. We have to be patient."
They all hid themselves behind the folds of the bed furniture, and Mrs. Ragg sat down in an obscure corner of the room, working her knee up and down, as though she were nursing an imaginary baby. Gradually the sobs of Minna Gray subsided, until all was still. She then gently took one of the thin wasted hands of poor Tobias in her own, and looked at it. Oh, how changed it was. She then bent over him, and looked in his face. What permeative lines of care were there, battling with rounded muscles of early youth! Then she summoned all her courage to speak. She placed her lips close to his ear, and in the soft sweet accents that had long before sank deep into his heart, she said—
They all concealed themselves behind the folds of the bed furniture, while Mrs. Ragg settled into a shadowy corner of the room, rocking her knee up and down as if she were cradling an imaginary baby. Gradually, Minna Gray's sobs faded away until there was complete silence. She then gently took one of poor Tobias's thin, frail hands in her own and examined it. Oh, how much it had changed. She leaned over him and looked at his face. What deep lines of worry etched there, struggling against the softness of youthful features! Gathering all her courage to speak, she leaned in close to his ear and, using the soft, sweet tone that had once resonated deeply in his heart, she said—
"Tobias!—my Tobias!"
"Tobias!—my Toby!"
The boy started.
The boy began.
"Dear Tobias, it is I. Minna!"
"Hey Tobias, it's me, Minna!"
He opened his eyes, which had been closed and seemingly cemented by tears.
He opened his eyes, which had been shut and felt like they were glued shut by tears.
"Tobias! Tobias, dear!"
"Tobias! Hey, Tobias!"
A smile—a heavenly smile. It was the first that had played upon his lips since he set foot in the shop of Sweeney Todd, now broke like a sunbeam over his face.
A smile—a lovely smile. It was the first one that had crossed his lips since he stepped into Sweeney Todd's shop, now lighting up his face like a sunbeam.
"I am mad—mad!" he said, gently, "or that is the voice of my Minna."
"I am crazy—crazy!" he said softly, "or that’s the voice of my Minna."
"It is your Minna. It is—it is, Tobias; look at me."
"It’s me, Minna. It really is, Tobias; just look at me."
He rose up in the bed—he cast one glance at the well-known and dearly remembered face, and then, with a gasping sob of joy, he clasped her in his arms.
He sat up in bed—he took a look at the familiar and cherished face, and then, with a breathless sob of happiness, he pulled her into his arms.
"It's done," said the surgeon.
"It's done," the surgeon said.
"Thank God!" said Colonel Jeffery.
"Thank goodness!" said Colonel Jeffery.
Mrs. Ragg drew her breath so hard through her nose that she made a noise like some wild animal in the agonies of suffocation.
Mrs. Ragg breathed in so sharply through her nose that it sounded like a wild animal struggling to breathe.
"You really know me, Tobias?"
"You really get me, Tobias?"
"Know you, dear? Oh, why should I not know you, Minna? God bless you!"
"Do you know, dear? Oh, why shouldn’t I know you, Minna? God bless you!"
"May He bless you, Tobias."
"May He bless you, Tobias."
They wept together; Minna forgot that there was anybody in the world but herself and Tobias, and parting the long straggling masses of his hair from before his face, she kissed him.
They cried together; Minna forgot that anyone else existed in the world except for her and Tobias, and pushing back the long, messy strands of his hair from his face, she kissed him.
"For my sake, Tobias, now you will take care of yourself, and recover quickly."
"For my sake, Tobias, now you need to take care of yourself and get better quickly."
"Dear—dear Minna."
"Dear Minna."
He seemed never tired of holding her hands and kissing them. Suddenly the surgeon stepped forward with a small vial in his hand.
He never seemed tired of holding her hands and kissing them. Suddenly, the surgeon stepped forward with a small vial in his hand.
"Now, Tobias," he said, "you are much better, but you must take this."
"Now, Tobias," he said, "you’re feeling much better, but you need to take this."
The look of surprise and consternation with which Tobias regarded him was beyond description. Then he glanced at the bedstead and the rich hangings, and he said—
The look of shock and worry on Tobias's face was hard to put into words. Then he looked at the bed and the luxurious drapes, and he said—
"Oh, Minna, what is all this? Where am I? Is it a dream?"
"Oh, Minna, what’s going on? Where am I? Am I dreaming?"
"Give it to him," said the surgeon, handing the vial to Minna. She placed the neck of it to his lips.
"Give it to him," said the surgeon, handing the vial to Minna. She held the neck of it to his lips.
"Drink, Tobias."
"Drink up, Tobias."
Had it been deadly poison she had offered him, Tobias would have taken it. The vial was drained. He looked in her face again with a smile.
Had it been deadly poison she had offered him, Tobias would have taken it. The vial was empty. He looked at her face again with a smile.
"If this is indeed a dream, my Minna, may I never awaken—dear—dear—one—I—I—"
"If this is really a dream, my Minna, I hope I never wake up—my dear—my dear—one—I—I—"

Tobias Restored To His Senses By Minna's Assistance.
Tobias Regained His Senses with Minna's Help.
He fell back upon the pillow. The smile still lingered upon his face, but the narcotic which the surgeon had had administered to him had produced its effect, and the enfeebled Tobias fell into deep sleep. Minna Gray looked rather alarmed at this sudden falling off of Tobias from waking to sleeping, but the surgeon quieted her fears.
He sank back onto the pillow. The smile still lingered on his face, but the medication the surgeon had given him took effect, and the weakened Tobias fell into a deep sleep. Minna Gray looked somewhat alarmed by this sudden shift from wakefulness to sleep, but the surgeon reassured her.
"All is right," he said. "He will awaken in some hours wonderfully refreshed, and I have the pleasure of now predicting his perfect cure."
"Everything’s fine," he said. "He’ll wake up in a few hours feeling really refreshed, and I’m happy to say that I can now predict his full recovery."
"You do not know," said Colonel Jeffery, "what pleasure that assurance gives me."
"You have no idea," said Colonel Jeffery, "how much that assurance makes me happy."
"And me," said the captain.
"And me," said the captain.
Minna looked all that she thought, but she could not speak, and Mrs. Ragg, still kept up the mysterious noise she produced by hard breathing with her mouth close shut.
Minna saw everything she thought, but she couldn't speak, and Mrs. Ragg continued to make the mysterious noise from her heavy breathing with her mouth tightly closed.
"Now, madam," said the surgeon to her, "our young friend must be left alone for some hours. It is now six o'clock, and I do not expect he will awaken until twelve. When he does so, I am very much mistaken if you do not all of you find him perfectly restored and composed, although very weak."
"Now, ma'am," the surgeon said to her, "our young friend needs to be left alone for a few hours. It's six o'clock now, and I don't expect he'll wake up until twelve. When he does wake up, I’d be very surprised if you don't find him completely restored and calm, although still quite weak."
"I will take care to be at hand," said the colonel. "Miss Gray, perhaps you will call and see how he is to-morrow, and all I can say is, that you will be quite welcome to my house whenever you think proper, but let me impress upon you one thing."
"I'll make sure to be available," said the colonel. "Miss Gray, maybe you could come by and check on him tomorrow. Just so you know, you’re always welcome at my house whenever you’d like, but I want to stress one thing."
"What is it, sir?"
"What's up, sir?"
"The absolute necessity of your keeping Tobias's place of abode and anything concerning him a most profound secret."
"The absolute necessity of keeping Tobias's home and anything related to him a complete secret."
"I will do so."
"I'll do that."
"If you do not, you will not only endanger the cause of justice, but in all probability his life, for he has an enemy with great resources, and of the most unscrupulous disposition in the use of them: I say this much to you, because the least indiscretion might be fatal."
"If you don’t, you will not only jeopardize the cause of justice but also likely his life, because he has a powerful enemy who is very ruthless in how they use their resources. I’m telling you this because even the smallest mistake could be deadly."
"I will guard the secret, sir, as I would guard his life."
"I will keep the secret safe, sir, just like I would protect his life."
"That will do—now come down stairs, and let us have a glass of wine to drink to the speedy restoration to perfect health of Tobias. Come, Rathbone, what do you think? Shall we be one too many yet for Todd?"
"That’s enough—now come downstairs, and let’s have a glass of wine to toast to Tobias’s quick recovery to perfect health. Come on, Rathbone, what do you think? Are we going to be one too many for Todd?"
"I begin to think we shall."
"I’m starting to think we will."
"I feel certain of it. So soon as we see that Tobias is sufficiently well to make any statement, it will be necessary to send for Sir Richard Blunt."
"I’m sure of it. As soon as we see that Tobias is well enough to make any statement, we’ll need to call for Sir Richard Blunt."
"Certainly."
"Sure."
"And then I hope and trust that we shall get at something that will elucidate the mystery that is still attached to the fate of poor Thornhill."
"And then I hope and believe that we will uncover something that will clarify the mystery surrounding the fate of poor Thornhill."
"Ah, I fear he is gone!"
"Sorry, I think he's gone!"
"Dead?"
"Deceased?"
"Yes. That fatal string of pearls has heralded him to death, I fear; but, perhaps we shall hear a something concerning that yet from Tobias."
"Yes. That deadly string of pearls has signaled his death, I'm afraid; but, maybe we'll hear something about that from Tobias later."
They all sat down in the drawing-room, and with tearful pleasure Minna Gray drank a glass of wine to the health of Tobias, after which Mrs. Ragg saw her home again to Milford Lane, and no doubt all the road from this colonel's house to there did not want for a prolific subject of conversation. How happy Minna felt when she put up to Heaven her simple prayer that night, previous to seeking repose.
They all sat down in the living room, and with tearful joy, Minna Gray raised a glass of wine to toast Tobias's health. After that, Mrs. Ragg accompanied her back home to Milford Lane, and undoubtedly, the entire journey from the colonel's house was filled with plenty to talk about. Minna felt so happy when she offered her simple prayer to Heaven that night before settling in for the night.
CHAPTER XLVIII.
JOHANNA MAKES A NEW CONFIDANT.
We left the spectacle-maker and his family rather in a state of confusion. Big Ben the Beef-eater had had his revenge upon both Mrs. Oakley and the Saint, and it was a revenge that really did them no harm, so that in that respect it had turned out well. The Rev. Josiah Lupin did not return to the house, but Mrs. Oakley, in a terrible state of prostration from the effects of the sickness that had come over her, staggered again into the parlour. She looked at Mr. Oakley, as she said—
We left the spectacle-maker and his family feeling pretty confused. Big Ben the Beef-eater had gotten his revenge on both Mrs. Oakley and the Saint, but luckily it didn’t really hurt them, so in that way, it all turned out okay. The Rev. Josiah Lupin didn’t come back to the house, but Mrs. Oakley, feeling totally drained from the sickness that had hit her, staggered back into the living room. She looked at Mr. Oakley as she said—
"If you were half a man you would take the life of that villain for treating me in the way he has; I have no doubt but he meant to take the life of the pious Mr. Lupin, and so add him to the list of martyrs."
"If you were half a man, you would kill that villain for treating me the way he has; I have no doubt he meant to take the life of the good Mr. Lupin and add him to the list of martyrs."
"My dear," said the spectacle-maker, "if Mr. Lupin intrudes himself into my house, and any friend of mine turns him out, I am very much obliged to him."
"My dear," said the glasses maker, "if Mr. Lupin comes into my house uninvited, and any friend of mine kicks him out, I’m really grateful to them."
"Perhaps you would be equally obliged to this monster, whom you call your friend, if he would turn me out?"
"Maybe you would feel just as thankful to this monster, whom you call your friend, if he kicked me out?"
Mr. Oakley shook his head as he said—
Mr. Oakley shook his head as he said—
"My dear, there are some burthens which can be got rid of, and some that must be borne."
"My dear, there are some burdens that can be shed, and some that must be carried."
"Come—come, Mother Oakley," said Ben. "Don't bear malice. You played me a trick the last time I came here, and now I have played you one. That's all. It wasn't in human nature not to do it, so don't bear malice."
"Come on, Mother Oakley," said Ben. "Don’t hold a grudge. You pulled a trick on me last time I was here, and now I’ve tricked you. That’s it. It’s just human nature, so don’t hold a grudge."
Mrs. Oakley, if she had been in a condition to do so, no doubt would have carried on the war with Big Ben, but she decidedly was not, and after a shudder or two, which looked as though she thought the toad was beginning again to oppress her, she rose to leave the room.
Mrs. Oakley, if she had been able to, definitely would have continued the fight against Big Ben, but she clearly wasn’t, and after a couple of shudders that suggested she thought the toad was starting to bother her again, she got up to leave the room.
"Mother," said Johanna, "it was not a real toad."
"Mom," Johanna said, "it wasn't a real toad."
"But you are!" said Mrs. Oakley, sharply. "You have no more feeling for your mother than as if she were a brickbat."
"But you are!" Mrs. Oakley said sharply. "You have no more feelings for your mother than if she were a brick."
Feeling now that at all events she had had the last word at somebody, Mrs. Oakley made a precipitate retreat, and sought the consolations and solitude of her own chamber. Mr. Oakley was about to make some speech, which he prefaced with a sigh, when some one coming into the shop called his attention, and he left Johanna and Big Ben the Beef-eater together in the parlour. The moment they were alone, Ben began shaking his head and making some very mysterious signs, which completely mystified Johanna. Indeed she began to be afraid that Ben's intellects were not quite right, although an ordinary observer might have very well supposed there was something the matter with his nether garments, for he pointed to them repeatedly, and shook his head at Johanna.
Feeling that she had finally gotten the last word in with someone, Mrs. Oakley quickly left and sought the comfort and solitude of her own room. Mr. Oakley was about to say something, starting with a sigh, when someone entered the shop and distracted him, leaving Johanna and Big Ben the Beef-eater alone in the parlor. As soon as they were by themselves, Ben started shaking his head and making some very confusing gestures, which completely puzzled Johanna. She began to worry that Ben’s mind wasn’t quite right, although anyone watching might have thought he was having an issue with his pants, as he kept pointing at them and shaking his head at Johanna.
"What is the matter, cousin?" she said.
"What's up, cousin?" she said.
"Oh, dear!—oh, dear!—oh—oh—oh!"
"Oh no!—oh no!—oh—oh—oh!"
"Are you ill?"
"Are you sick?"
"No, but I only wonder as you ain't. Didn't I see you in Fleet-street with these here on?—oh!—oh!—not these here exactly, but another pair. These would be a trifle too large for you. Oh, dear-a-me! my heart bled all for to see such a young and delicate little puss as you a taking to wear the thingamies so soon."
"No, but I just wonder since you don’t. Didn’t I see you in Fleet Street wearing those?—oh!—oh!—not exactly those, but another pair. Those would be a bit too big for you. Oh, dear me! My heart broke to see such a young and delicate little thing like you starting to wear those so soon."
Johanna now began to understand what Ben meant, namely, that he had seen her in Fleet-street disguised in male attire, with her young friend Arabella Wilmot.
Johanna now started to grasp what Ben meant, which was that he had spotted her in Fleet Street dressed as a man, alongside her young friend Arabella Wilmot.
"Oh, Ben," she said, "you must not think ill of me on that account."
"Oh, Ben," she said, "you shouldn’t think badly of me for that."
"But—but," said Ben, rather hesitatingly, as if he were only putting a doubtful proposition, "wasn't it rather unusual?"
"But—but," Ben said, sounding unsure, as if he was just suggesting something questionable, "wasn't that a bit unusual?"
"Yes, Ben, but there were reasons why I put on such garments. Surely it was better to do so than—than—to—"
"Yes, Ben, but there were reasons why I wore those clothes. It was definitely better to do that than—than—to—"
"Than to go without any?" said Ben.
"Isn't it better to have some than none at all?" Ben said.
"No—no, I did not say that—I mean it was better for me to forget a little of that maiden delicacy which—which—than to let him—"
"No—no, I didn’t say that—I mean it was better for me to forget a bit of that maiden delicacy which—which—than to let him—"
She burst into tears.
She started crying.
"Holloa!" cried Ben, as he immediately folded her in an immense embrace, that went very near to smothering her. "Don't you cry, and you may wear what you like, and I'll come and help you to put 'em on. Come, come, there's a nice little dear, don't you cry. Lord bless you! you know how fond I am of you, and always was since you was a little tottering thing, and couldn't say my name right. Don't you cry. You shall wear 'em as often as you like, and I'll go behind you in the street, and if anybody only so much as says half a word to you, I'll be down upon 'em. Fetch 'em now and put 'em on, my dear."
"Hey!" shouted Ben, as he immediately pulled her into a huge hug that nearly smothered her. "Don't cry, you can wear whatever you want, and I'll help you put it on. Come on, don't cry, sweetie. Oh my gosh! You know how much I care about you, and I always have since you were a tiny wobbly thing who couldn't even say my name right. Don't cry. You can wear them as often as you want, and I'll walk behind you on the street, and if anyone says even a word to you, I'll take care of it. Go get them now and put them on, my dear."
Johanna must have laughed if her life had depended upon her gravity, for all that Ben said upon the subject was uttered in the sheer simplicity of a kind heart, and well she knew that in his rough way he doated on her, and thought there was not such another being in the whole world as she. And yet he looked upon her as a child, and the imperceptible flight of time had made no difference in Ben's ideas concerning Johanna. She was still to him the sweet little child he had so often dandled upon his knee, and brought fruit and sweetmeats to, when such things were great treasures. After a few moments he let her go, and Johanna was able to draw breath again.
Johanna must have laughed if her life depended on her seriousness, because everything Ben said on the subject came from the simple goodness of his heart, and she knew he cared for her deeply in his own rough way, believing there was no one else like her in the entire world. Still, he saw her as a child, and time had not changed his view of her at all. To him, she was still the sweet little girl he had often held on his knee and brought fruit and treats to when those things felt like precious treasures. After a few moments, he let her go, and Johanna was finally able to catch her breath again.
"Ben," she said, "I will tell you all."
"Ben," she said, "I'll tell you everything."
"All what?"
"All what?"
"How I came to put on—the—the—"
"How I came to put on—the—the—"
"Oh, these here—very good. Cut on, and let's know all the particulars. I suppose you felt cold, my dear, eh?"
"Oh, these are really good. Go ahead, and let us know all the details. I guess you felt cold, sweetheart, right?"
"No—no."
"Nope."
"No? Well then, tell it quick, for I was always a mortal bad hand at guessing. Your father is fitting an old gentleman with a pair of spectacles, and he seems hard to please, so we shall have lots of time. Go on."
"No? Well then, spill it fast, because I’ve always been terrible at guessing. Your dad is helping an old man with a pair of glasses, and he seems pretty picky, so we’ve got plenty of time. Go on."
"Your good opinion is of such moment to me," said Johanna, "for I have very few to love me; now that you have seen me in such a disguise, I should feel unhappy if I did not tell why I wore it."
"Your positive opinion means so much to me," said Johanna, "because I have very few people who love me. Now that you've seen me in such a disguise, I would feel unhappy if I didn't explain why I wore it."
Ben lent the most attentive ear to what she said, and then Johanna briefly and distinctly told him all the story of Mark Ingestrie, and how he had, as she thought, mysteriously disappeared at the barber's shop in Fleet-street. It will be seen that she still clung to the idea that the Thornhill of the arrived ship was no other than her lover. Ben heard her all out with the most fixed attention. His mouth and eyes gradually opened wider and wider as she proceeded, partly from wonder at the whole affair, and partly from intense admiration at the way in which she told it, which he thought was better than any book he had ever read. When she had concluded, Ben again folded her in his arms, and she had to struggle terribly to get away.
Ben listened intently to everything she said, and then Johanna briefly and clearly told him the entire story of Mark Ingestrie and how she believed he had mysteriously disappeared at the barber's shop on Fleet Street. It was clear that she still held onto the idea that the Thornhill from the arriving ship was none other than her lover. Ben absorbed every word with focused attention. His mouth and eyes gradually widened as she spoke, partly in amazement at the entire situation and partly out of deep admiration for the way she narrated it, which he thought was better than any book he had ever read. When she finished, Ben pulled her into his arms again, and she had to struggle quite a bit to break free.
"My dear child," he said, "you are a prodigy. Why, there's not an animal as ever I knew comes near you; and so the poor fellow had his throat cut in the barber's for his string of pearls?"
"My dear child," he said, "you are amazing. Honestly, no animal I've ever known compares to you; and so the poor guy ended up having his throat cut in the barber's for his string of pearls?"
"I fear he was murdered."
"I think he was murdered."
"Not a doubt of it."
"Without a doubt."
"You really think so, Ben?"
"Do you really think so, Ben?"
The tone of agony with which this question was put to him, and the look of utter desolation which accompanied it, alarmed Ben, and he hastily said—
The tone of pain in the way this question was asked, along with the look of complete despair that came with it, worried Ben, and he quickly replied—
"Come, come, I didn't mean that. No doubt something has happened; but it will be all right some day or another, you may depend. Oh, dear!—oh, dear! The idea of your going to watch the barber with some boy's clothes on!"
"Come on, I didn’t mean that. Something must have happened; but it’ll be alright eventually, I promise. Oh no!—oh no! The thought of you going to watch the barber dressed in some boy’s clothes!"
"Tell me what I can do, for my heart and brain are nearly distracted by my sufferings?"
"Tell me what I can do, because my heart and mind are almost overwhelmed by my pain?"
Ben looked all round the room, and then up at the ceiling, as though he had a hope and expectation of finding some startling suggestion written legibly before his eyes somewhere. At length he spoke, saying—
Ben looked around the room and then up at the ceiling, as if he expected to find some surprising suggestion written clearly somewhere in front of him. Finally, he spoke, saying—
"I tell you what, Johanna, my dear, whatever you do, don't you put on them things again. You leave it all to me."
"I’ll tell you what, Johanna, my dear, whatever you do, don’t wear those things again. Just leave it all to me."
"But what will you do?—what can you do, Ben?"
"But what are you going to do?—what can you do, Ben?"
"Well, I don't know exactly; but I'll let you know when it's done."
"Well, I’m not really sure; but I’ll let you know when it’s ready."
"But do not run into any danger for my sake."
"But don't put yourself in danger for me."
"Danger? danger? I should like to see the barber that would interfere with me. No, my dear, no; I'm too well used to all sorts of animals for that. I'll see what I can do, and let you know all about it to-morrow, and in the meantime, you stick to the petticoats, and don't be putting on those thingamies again. You leave it to me—will you now?"
"Danger? Danger? I'd like to see the barber who would try to get in my way. No, my dear, no; I'm way too familiar with all kinds of creatures for that. I'll figure something out and let you know all about it tomorrow, and in the meantime, you stick to your skirts and don't put on those things again. Just leave it to me—okay?"
"Until to-morrow?"
"Until tomorrow?"
"Yes, I'll be here to-morrow about this time, my dear, and I hope I shall have some news for you. Well, I declare, it's just like a book, it is. You are quite a prodigy."
"Yes, I'll be here tomorrow around this time, my dear, and I hope I’ll have some news for you. Honestly, it’s just like a book. You are truly amazing."
Ben would have treated Johanna to another of the suffocating embraces, but she contrived to elude him; and, as by this time the old gentleman in the shop was suited with a pair of spectacles, Mr. Oakley returned to the parlour. Johanna placed her finger upon her lips as an indication to Ben that he was to say nothing to her father of what had passed between them, for, although Mr. Oakley knew generally the story of his daughter's attachment to Mark Ingestrie, as the reader is aware, he knew nothing of the expedition to Fleet-street in disguise. Ben, feeling that he had now an important secret to keep, shut his mouth hard, for fear it should escape, and looked so mysterious, that any one more sharp-sighted than the old spectacle-maker must have guessed that something very unusual was the matter. Mr. Oakley, however, had no suspicions; but as this state of things was very irksome to Ben, he soon rose to take his leave.
Ben would have given Johanna another tight hug, but she managed to avoid him; and by that time, the old gentleman in the shop had found a pair of glasses, so Mr. Oakley went back to the living room. Johanna put her finger to her lips to signal to Ben not to mention anything to her father about what had happened between them, since Mr. Oakley generally knew about his daughter's feelings for Mark Ingestrie, as the reader already knows, but he had no idea about the secret trip to Fleet Street in disguise. Ben, realizing he had a significant secret to keep, clamped his mouth shut to prevent it from slipping out and looked so mysterious that anyone more perceptive than the old glasses maker would have guessed something unusual was up. Mr. Oakley, however, was none the wiser; and since this situation was really bothering Ben, he soon stood up to leave.
"I shall look in again to-morrow," he said, "Cousin Oakley."
"I'll check in again tomorrow," he said, "Cousin Oakley."
"We shall be glad to see you," said Mr. Oakley.
"We'll be happy to see you," said Mr. Oakley.
"Yes," added Johanna, who felt it incumbent upon her to say something, "we shall be very glad to see you indeed."
"Yes," added Johanna, feeling it necessary to say something, "we'll be really happy to see you."
"Ah," said her father, "you and Ben were always great friends."
"Ah," said her dad, "you and Ben were always good friends."
"And we always shall be," said Ben. Then he thought that he would add something wonderfully clever, so as completely to ward off all suspicions of Oakley's, if he had any, and he added—"She ain't like some young creatures that think nothing of putting on what they shouldn't. Oh dear, no—not she. Bye, bye. I'll come to-morrow."
"And we always will be," said Ben. Then he thought he should add something really clever to totally dismiss any doubts Oakley might have, if he had any, and he added—"She’s not like some young people who think nothing of wearing things they shouldn't. Oh no, definitely not her. Bye, bye. I'll come by tomorrow."
Ben was quite pleased when he got out of the house, for among the things that he (Ben) found it difficult to do, was to keep a secret.
Ben felt pretty happy when he left the house because one of the things he struggled with was keeping a secret.
"Well," he said, when he was fairly in the open air, "if I ain't rather nonplussed at all this. What shall I do?"
"Well," he said, when he was out in the open air, "I'm really confused by all this. What should I do?"
This was a question much easier asked than answered, as Ben found; but, however, he felt an irresistible desire to go and have a look at the shop of Sweeney Todd.
This was a question much easier to ask than to answer, as Ben found; but, he felt an overwhelming urge to go check out Sweeney Todd's shop.
"I can easily," he said, "go to Fleet-street, and then, if I find myself late, I can take a boat at Blackfriars for the Tower-stairs, and after all get in to dinner comfortably enough."
"I can easily," he said, "head to Fleet Street, and then, if I find myself running late, I can catch a boat at Blackfriars to the Tower stairs, and still make it to dinner comfortably."
With this conclusion, Ben set off at a good pace down Snow-hill, and was soon at the beginning of Fleet-street. He walked on until he came to Sweeney Todd's shop, and there he paused. Now we have previously remarked that there was one great peculiarity in the shop-window of Todd, and that was that the articles in it were so well arranged that some one always was in the way of obtaining any view from the outside into the establishment. Todd was therefore secure against the dangers arising from peeping and prying. Big Ben placed himself close to the window, and made an attempt, by flattening his nose against the panes of glass, to peep in; but it was all in vain. He could not obtain the smallest glimpse into the inside.
With this conclusion, Ben set off at a brisk pace down Snow Hill and soon reached the start of Fleet Street. He continued walking until he arrived at Sweeney Todd's shop, where he stopped. It's worth noting that there was one noticeable oddity about Todd's shop window: the items were arranged in such a way that no one could get a good look inside from the outside. Todd was therefore protected from any curious onlookers. Big Ben positioned himself close to the window and tried to press his nose against the glass to catch a glimpse, but it was no use. He couldn't see anything inside at all.
"Confound it," he cried, "what a cunning sort of animal this is to be sure—he won't let one peep through the bars of his cage, that he won't."
"Confound it," he shouted, "what a clever creature this is for sure—he won’t even let me sneak a peek through the bars of his cage, that he won’t."
Now Sweeney Todd became aware, by the additional darkness of his shop, that some one must be quite close to the window, and therefore, availing himself of a peep-hole that he had expressly for the purpose of reconnoitering the passing world without, he took a long look at Big Ben. It was some moments before Ben caught sight of a great eye in the window of Sweeney Todd glancing at him. This eye appeared as if it were set in the centre of a placard, which announced in glowing language the virtues of some condiment for the hair or the skin, and it had a most ferocious aspect. Big Ben looked fascinated and transfixed to the spot, and then he muttered to himself—
Now Sweeney Todd noticed, by the extra darkness in his shop, that someone must be very close to the window. So, using a peephole he had specifically for observing the passing world outside, he took a long look at Big Ben. It took a few moments before Ben noticed a large eye in the window of Sweeney Todd staring at him. This eye seemed like it was in the middle of a sign advertising some hair or skin product, and it had a really fierce look. Big Ben looked captivated and frozen in place, and then he muttered to himself—
"Well, if that's his eye, it's a rum 'un. Howsomdever, it's no use staying outside: I'll pop in and get shaved, and then I shall be able to look about me. Who's afraid?"
"Well, if that's his eye, it's a weird one. Anyway, there's no point in staying outside: I'll go in and get shaved, and then I'll be able to look around. Who's scared?"
As Ben turned round, he saw a plainly-attired man close to his elbow; but he took no notice of him, although from his close proximity to him it was quite impossible that the plain-looking man could have failed to overhear what Ben said. In another moment Big Ben was in Todd's shop.
As Ben turned around, he noticed a man in plain clothes right next to him; but he ignored him, even though it was impossible for the plain-looking man not to have heard what Ben said given how close they were. Moments later, Big Ben was in Todd's shop.
"Shaved or dressed, sir?" said Todd.
"Shaved or styled, sir?" Todd asked.
"Shaved," said Ben, as he cast his eyes round the shop.
"Shaved," Ben said, looking around the shop.
"Looking for anything, sir?" said Todd.
"Are you looking for something, sir?" Todd asked.
"Oh, no—nothing at all. Only a friend of mine, you see, said this was such a nice shop, you understand, to be shaved in."
"Oh, no—nothing at all. Just a friend of mine mentioned that this is such a nice place to get shaved, you know."
"Was your friend finished off here, sir?"
"Did your friend get taken out here, sir?"
"Well, I rather think he was."
"Well, I actually think he was."
"Pray sit down. Fine weather, sir, for the season. Now, pussy, my dear, get out of the way of the hot water." Todd was addressing an imaginary cat. "Are you fond of animals, sir? Lord bless me, I'm fond of all the world. God made us all, sir, from a creeping beetle to a beef-eater."
"Please have a seat. Great weather for this time of year, sir. Now, kitty, my dear, move out of the way of the hot water." Todd was talking to an imaginary cat. "Do you like animals, sir? Goodness, I love everyone. God created us all, sir, from a crawling beetle to a meat lover."
"Very likely," said Big Ben, as he seated himself in the barber's chair.
"Most likely," said Big Ben, as he sat down in the barber's chair.
"And so," added Todd, as he mixed up a lather, and made the most horrible faces, "we ought to love each other in this world of care. How is your friend, sir, who was so kind as to recommend my shop?"
"And so," Todd said, as he whipped up a lather and made the most ridiculous faces, "we should love each other in this world of worries. How is your friend, sir, who was nice enough to recommend my shop?"
"I should like to know."
"I'd like to know."
"What, is he in eternity? Dear me!"
"What, is he in eternity? Oh my!"
"Well, I rather think he is."
"Well, I actually think he is."
"Was it the gentleman who was hung last Monday, sir?"
"Was it the guy who was hanged last Monday, sir?"
"Confound you, no. But there's somebody else who I think will be hung some Monday. I tell you what it is, Mr. Barber, my friend never got further than this infernal shop, so I'm come to enquire about him."
"Curse you, no. But there’s someone else I believe will be hanged some Monday. I’ll tell you what it is, Mr. Barber, my friend never got past this awful shop, so I came to ask about him."
"What sort of man, sir?" said Todd, with the most imperturbable coolness.
"What kind of man, sir?" Todd asked, with the utmost calm.
"What kind of man?"
"What type of guy?"
"Yes, sir. If you favour me with his description, perhaps I may be able to tell you something about him. By the bye, if you will excuse me for one moment, I'll bring you something that a gentleman left here one day."
"Yes, sir. If you could give me a description of him, I might be able to tell you something about him. By the way, if you'll excuse me for a moment, I'll grab something that a gentleman left here one day."
"What is it?"
"What's that?"
"I will satisfy you directly, sir, and I'm quite certain your mind will be at rest about your friend, sir, whoever he was. Remarkable weather, sir, for the time of year."
"I'll take care of that for you, sir, and I'm pretty sure you'll feel better about your friend, whoever he was. Great weather for this time of year, right?"
Todd had got only half way from the shop to the parlour, when the shop-door opened, and the plain-looking man walked in—the very same plain man who had stood so close to Big Ben at Todd's window.
Todd had only made it halfway from the shop to the parlor when the shop door opened, and the plain-looking man walked in—the exact same plain man who had stood so close to Big Ben at Todd's window.
"Shaved," he said.
"Shaved," he said.
Todd paused.
Todd took a break.
"If, sir, you will call again in a few minutes, or if you have any call to make and can conveniently look in as you come back—"
"If you could come back in a few minutes, or if you have any other appointments and can stop by on your way back—"
"No, I'll take a seat."
"No, I'll sit down."

Todd And The Beefeater Have Some Words.
Todd and the Beefeater Have a Conversation.
The plain-looking man sat down close to the door, and looked as calm and as unconcerned as any one possibly could. The look with which Todd regarded him for a moment, and only one moment, was truly horrible. He then quietly went into his back parlour. In a moment he entered with a common kid glove, and said to Ben—
The plain-looking man sat down near the door, looking as calm and unconcerned as anyone could. The way Todd stared at him for just a moment was genuinely terrifying. He then quietly went into his back room. A moment later, he came back out with a regular kid glove and said to Ben—
"Did this belong to your friend?—a gentleman left it here one day."
"Does this belong to your friend? A guy left it here one day."
Ben shook his head.
Ben sighed.
"I really don't know," he said. "Come, Mr. Barber, finish the shaving, for that gentleman is waiting."
"I honestly don't know," he said. "Come on, Mr. Barber, finish up the shave, because that guy is waiting."
Ben was duly shaved; while the plain-looking man sat quietly in the chair by the door, and when the operation was finished, Ben looked in Todd's face, and said, solemnly—
Ben was properly shaved; while the plain-looking man sat quietly in the chair by the door, and when the job was done, Ben looked at Todd's face and said seriously—
"A string of pearls."
"A pearl necklace."
"Sir," said Todd, without changing countenance in the least.
"Sir," Todd said, not changing his expression at all.
"A string of pearls.—Murder!"
"A string of pearls. —Murder!"
"A what, sir?"
"What, sir?"
Ben look staggered. He well knew that if he had cut any one's throat for a string of pearls, that such words said to him would have driven him frantic, but when he saw no change in Todd's face, he begun to think that, after all, the accusation must be unfounded, and muttering to himself—
Ben looked stunned. He knew that if he had really hurt someone for a string of pearls, those words would have driven him crazy, but when he saw no change in Todd's expression, he started to think that maybe the accusation wasn't true after all, and muttered to himself—
"It must be nothing but the child's fancy after all," he hastily threw down twopence and left the shop.
"It must just be the child's imagination after all," he quickly threw down a couple of pennies and left the shop.
"Now, sir," said Todd, to the plain-looking man.
"Now, sir," Todd said to the plain-looking man.
"Thank you."
"Thanks."
The plain-looking man rose, and as he did so he seemed just to glance through the door into the street as it was opened by Ben. Immediately his face was full of smiles, as he cried—
The plain-looking man got up, and as he did, he seemed to quickly glance through the door into the street when Ben opened it. Instantly, his face lit up with smiles as he exclaimed—
"Ah, Jenkins, is that you? Ha, ha! I missed you this morning.—Excuse me, Mr. Barber, I'll look in again. My old friend Jenkins has just gone by."
"Hey, Jenkins, is that you? Haha! I missed you this morning. — Sorry, Mr. Barber, I'll check back later. My old friend Jenkins just walked by."
With this, out he flew from Todd's shop like a shot, and was gone towards Temple Bar, before the barber could move or lay down the shaving cloth which he had in his hands all ready to tuck under his chin. Todd stood for a few moments in an attitude of irresolution. Then he spoke—
With that, he flew out of Todd's shop like a shot and headed towards Temple Bar before the barber could react or put down the shaving cloth he was ready to tuck under his chin. Todd paused for a moment, uncertain. Then he spoke—
"What does all this mean?" he said. "Is there danger? Curses on them both, I would have—; but no matter, I must be wrong—very wrong. That string of pearls may yet destroy me.—Destroy! no—no—no. They must have yet more wit before they get the better of me, and yet how I calculated upon the destruction of that man. I must think—I must think."
"What does all this mean?" he asked. "Is there danger? Curse them both, I would have—; but never mind, I must be mistaken—very mistaken. That string of pearls might still ruin me.—Ruin! No—no—no. They need to be a lot smarter before they can outsmart me, and yet I had planned for that man’s downfall. I need to think—I need to think."
Todd sat down in his own strong chair, and gave himself up to what is popularly denominated a brown study.
Todd sat down in his sturdy chair and let himself sink into what people commonly call a brown study.
CHAPTER XLIX.
THE VAULTS OF ST. DUNSTAN'S.
A ponderous stone was raised in the flooring of St. Dunstan's church. The beadle, the churchwarden, and the workmen shrunk back—back—back, until they could get no further.
A heavy stone was lifted in the floor of St. Dunstan's church. The beadle, the churchwarden, and the workers backed away—back—back, until they couldn’t retreat any further.
"Ain't it a norrid smell," said the beadle.
"Ain't it a horrible smell," said the beadle.
Then the plain-looking man who had been at Sweeney Todd's advanced. He was no other than Sir Richard Blunt, and whispering to the churchwarden, he said—
Then the plain-looking man who had been at Sweeney Todd's stepped forward. He was none other than Sir Richard Blunt, and whispering to the churchwarden, he said—
"If what I expect be found here, we cannot have too few witnesses to it. Let the workmen be dismissed."
"If what I'm expecting is here, we can't have too few witnesses for it. Let the workers go."
"As you please, Sir Richard. Faugh! what an awful—fuff!—stench there is. I have no doubt they won't be sorry to get away. Here, my men, here's half-a-crown for you. Go and get something to drink and come back in an hour."
"As you wish, Sir Richard. Yuck! What a terrible—ugh!—smell there is. I’m sure they’re eager to leave. Here, guys, here’s a half-crown for you. Go grab a drink and come back in an hour."
"Thank yer honour!" cried one of the men. "An' sure, by St. Patrick's bones, we want something to drink, for the stench in the church sticks in my blessed throat like a marrow bone, so it does."
"Thank you, Your Honor!" shouted one of the men. "And by St. Patrick's bones, we need something to drink, because the smell in the church is stuck in my throat like a bone, it really is."
"Get out," said the beadle; "I hates low people, and hirish. They thinks no more of beetles than nothink in the world."
"Get out," said the beadle; "I hate low people, and hirish. They think no more of beetles than nothing in the world."
The workmen retired, laughing; and when the church was clear of them, the churchwarden said to Sir Richard Blunt—
The workers finished up and laughed as they left; and once the church was empty, the churchwarden said to Sir Richard Blunt—
"Did you ever, Sir Richard, smell such a horrid charnel-house sort of stench as comes up from that opening in the floor of the old church?"
"Have you ever, Sir Richard, smelled such a terrible, grave-like stench coming from that opening in the floor of the old church?"
Sir Richard shook his head, and was about to say something, when the sound of a footstep upon the pavement of the church made him look round, and he saw a fat, pursy-looking individual approaching.
Sir Richard shook his head and was about to say something when he heard a footstep on the church pavement. He turned around and saw a chubby, out-of-breath person walking toward him.
"Oh, it's Mr. Vickley, the overseer," said the beadle. "I hopes as yer is well, Mr. Vickley. Here's a horrid smell."
"Oh, it's Mr. Vickley, the overseer," said the beadle. "I hope you're doing well, Mr. Vickley. There's a terrible smell here."
"God bless me!" cried the overseer, as with his fat finger and thumb he held his snub nose. "What's this? It's worse and worse."
"God bless me!" shouted the overseer, pinching his flat nose with his chubby finger and thumb. "What's going on? It's getting worse and worse."
"Yes, sir," said the beadle; "talking of the smell, we have let the cat out of the bag, I think."
"Yes, sir," said the beadle; "speaking of the smell, I believe we’ve revealed our secret."
"Good gracious! put her in again, then. It can't be a cat."
"Good grief! Put her back in then. It can't be a cat."
"Begging your pardon, Mr. Vickley, I only spoke anatomically. If you comes here, sir, you'll find that all the smell comes out of this here opening."
"Excuse me, Mr. Vickley, I was just speaking anatomically. If you come here, sir, you'll find that all the smell comes from this opening."
"What! An opening close to my pew! My family pew, where I every Sunday enjoy my repose—I mean my hopes of everlasting glory? Upon my life, I think it's a piece of—of d—d impudence to open the floor of the church, close to my pew. If there was to be anything of the sort done, couldn't it have been done somewhere among the free sittings, I should like to know?"
"What! An opening right next to my pew! My family pew, where I enjoy my peace every Sunday—I mean my hopes for eternal glory? Honestly, I think it's incredibly rude to open up the floor of the church next to my pew. If anything like that had to be done, couldn’t it have been done somewhere among the free seating, I’d like to know?"
"Mr. Vickley," said Sir Richard, "pray be satisfied that I have sufficient authority for what I do here; and if I had thought it necessary to take up the flooring of your pew while you had been in it, I should have done it."
"Mr. Vickley," Sir Richard said, "please be assured that I have enough authority for what I'm doing here; and if I had thought it was necessary to remove the flooring of your pew while you were in it, I would have done so."
"And pray, sir," said Mr. Vickley, swelling himself out to as large a size as possible, and glancing at his watch chain, to see that all the seals hung upon the convexity of his paunch as usual—"who are you?"
"And please, sir," said Mr. Vickley, puffing himself up to look as big as possible, and checking his watch chain to ensure all the seals hung on the curve of his belly as they usually did—"who are you?"
"Oh, dear—oh, dear," said the beadle. "Conwulsions!—conwulsions! What a thing it is to see authorities a-going it at each other. Gentlemen—gentlemen. Conwulsions!—ain't there lots of poor people in the world? Don't you be a-going it at each other."
"Oh, no—oh, no," said the beadle. "Convulsions!—convulsions! What a sight it is to see the authorities going at each other. Gentlemen—gentlemen. Convulsions!—aren't there plenty of poor people in the world? Don't go at each other."
"I am a magistrate," said Sir Richard.
"I’m a magistrate," said Sir Richard.
"And I am an over—seer. Ah!"
"And I am a supervisor. Ah!"
"You may be an overseer or an underseer, if you like. I am going to search the vaults of St. Dunstan's."
"You can be a watcher or a looker, if you want. I'm going to search the vaults of St. Dunstan's."
The churchwarden now took the overseer aside, and after a while succeeded in calming down his irascibility.
The churchwarden then pulled the overseer to the side, and after a bit, managed to calm his anger.
"Oh, well—well," said Mr. Vickley. "Authorities is authorities; and if so be as the horrid smell in the church can be got rid of, I'm as willing as possible. It has often prevented me sleeping—I mean listening to the sermon. Your servant, sir—I shall, of course, be very happy to assist you."
"Oh, well—well," said Mr. Vickley. "Rules are rules; and if that terrible smell in the church can be fixed, I'm totally on board. It has often kept me from sleeping—I mean, paying attention to the sermon. Your servant, sir—I’d be very happy to help you, of course."
The beadle wiped his face with his large yellow handkerchief as he said—
The beadle wiped his face with his big yellow handkerchief as he said—
"Now this here is delightful and affecting, to see authorities agreeing together. Lord, why should authorities snap each other's noses off, when there's lots o' poor people as can be said anything to and done anything to, and they may snap themselves?"
"Now this is nice and touching, to see authorities getting along. Seriously, why should authorities be at each other's throats, when there are so many poor people who can be talked to and treated any way, and they might just turn on each other?"
"Well, well," added Mr. Vickley. "I am quite satisfied. Of course, if there's anything disagreeable to be done in a church, and it can be done among the free seats, it's all the better; and indeed, if the smell in St. Dunstan's could have been kept away from the respectable part of the congregation, I don't know that it would have mattered much."
"Well, well," said Mr. Vickley. "I'm pretty satisfied. Of course, if there's anything unpleasant that needs to be done in a church, and it can be done in the free seats, that's even better; and honestly, if the smell in St. Dunstan's could have been kept away from the respectable part of the congregation, I don't think it would have made much difference."
"Conwulsions!" cried the beadle. "It wouldn't have mattered at all, gentlemen. But only think o' the bishop smelling it. Upon my life, gentlemen, I did think, when I saw the Right Rev. Father in God's nose a looking up and down, like a cat when she smells a bunch o' lights, and knowed as it was all owing to the smell in the church, I did think as I could have gone down through the floor, cocked hat and all, that I did. Conwulsions—that was a moment."
"Convulsions!" shouted the beadle. "It wouldn’t have mattered at all, gentlemen. But just imagine the bishop catching a whiff of it. Honestly, gentlemen, I thought when I saw the Right Rev. Father in God sniffing around like a cat when it catches a scent, and knowing it was all because of the smell in the church, I really thought I could just sink down through the floor, hat and all. Convulsions—that was a moment."
"It was," said the churchwarden.
"It was," said the warden.
"Mercy—mercy," said Mr. Vickley.
"Mercy—please," said Mr. Vickley.
The beadle was so affected at the remembrance of what had happened at the confirmation, that he was forced to blow his nose with an energy that produced a trumpet-like sound in the empty church, and echoed again from nave to gallery. Sir Richard Blunt had let all the discourse go on without paying the least attention to it. He was quietly waiting for the foul vapours that arose from the vaults beneath the church to dissipate a little before he ventured upon exploring them. Now, however, he advanced and spoke.
The beadle was so moved by the memory of what happened at the confirmation that he had to blow his nose with such force that it made a trumpet-like sound in the empty church, echoing from the nave to the gallery. Sir Richard Blunt had let all the talk continue without paying any attention to it. He was patiently waiting for the unpleasant smells rising from the vaults beneath the church to clear up a bit before he dared to check them out. Now, though, he stepped forward and spoke.
"Gentlemen, I hope I shall be able to rid St. Dunstan's of the stench which for a long time has given it so unenviable a reputation."
"Gentlemen, I hope I can get rid of the smell that has given St. Dunstan's such a bad reputation for a long time."
"If you can do that," said the churchwarden, "you will delight the whole parish. It has been a puzzle to us all where the stench could come from."
"If you can do that," said the churchwarden, "you'll make the whole parish happy. We've all been trying to figure out where the smell is coming from."
"Where is the puzzle now?" said Sir Richard Blunt, as he pointed to the opening in the floor of the church, from whence issued like a steamy vapour such horrible exhalations.
"Where is the puzzle now?" Sir Richard Blunt asked, pointing to the opening in the church floor, from which terrible fumes billowed like steamy vapor.
"Why, certainly it must come from the vaults."
"Well, it definitely has to come from the vaults."
"But," said the overseer, "the parish books show that there has not been any one buried in any of the vaults directly beneath the church for thirty years."
"But," said the overseer, "the parish records show that no one has been buried in any of the vaults directly under the church for thirty years."
"Then," said the beadle, "it's a very wrong thing of respectable parishioners—for, of course, them as has waults is respectable—to keep quiet for thirty years and then begin stinking like blazes. It's uncommon wrong—conwulsions!"
"Then," said the beadle, "it's really wrong for respectable parishioners—because, of course, those who have vaults are respectable—to stay quiet for thirty years and then start smelling terrible. It's seriously wrong—convolutions!"
Sir Richard Blunt took a paper from his pocket and unfolded it.
Sir Richard Blunt took a piece of paper from his pocket and opened it up.
"From this plan," he said, "that I have procured of the vaults of St. Dunstan's, it appears that the stone we have raised, and which was numbered thirty, discloses a stone staircase communicating with two passages, from which all the vaults can be reached. I propose searching them; and now, gentlemen, and you, Mr. Beadle, listen to me."
"Based on this plan," he said, "that I got from the vaults of St. Dunstan's, it looks like the stone we lifted, which was marked thirty, reveals a stone staircase that connects to two passages, allowing access to all the vaults. I suggest we search them; and now, gentlemen, and you, Mr. Beadle, pay attention to what I have to say."
They all three looked at him with surprise as he took another letter from his pocket.
They all looked at him in surprise as he took another letter out of his pocket.
"Here," he said, "are a few words from the Secretary of State. Pray read them, Mr. Vickley."
"Here," he said, "are a few words from the Secretary of State. Please read them, Mr. Vickley."
The overseer read as follows—
The supervisor read as follows—
"The Secretary of State presents his compliments to Sir Richard Blunt, and begs to say that as regards the affair at St. Dunstan's, Sir Richard is to consider himself armed with any extraordinary powers he may consider necessary."
"The Secretary of State sends his regards to Sir Richard Blunt and would like to say that regarding the situation at St. Dunstan's, Sir Richard should consider himself equipped with any special powers he deems necessary."
"Now, gentlemen," added Sir Richard Blunt, "if you will descend with me into the vaults, all I require of you is the most profound secrecy with regard to what you may see there. Do you fully understand?"
"Now, gentlemen," Sir Richard Blunt added, "if you will come down with me into the vaults, all I ask is that you keep what you see there completely confidential. Do you all understand?"
"Yes," stammered Mr. Vickley, "but I rather think I—I would as soon not go."
"Yeah," stuttered Mr. Vickley, "but I kind of think I—I would rather not go."
"Then, sir, be silent regarding the going of others. Will you go, sir?" to the churchwarden.
"Then, sir, be quiet about what others are doing. Are you going, sir?" to the churchwarden.
"Why yes, I—I think I ought."
"Yeah, I think I should."
"I shall be obliged to go. I may feel the want of a witness. We will take you with us, Mr. Beadle, of course."
"I have to go. I might need a witness. We'll take you with us, Mr. Beadle, of course."
"Me—me? Conwulsions!"
"Me—me? Convulsions!"
"Yes—yes. You go, you know, ex officio."
"Yes—yes. You go, you know, as a matter of course."
"Ex, the deuce, I don't want to go. Oh conwulsions! conwulsions!"
"Ugh, no way, I really don’t want to go. Oh man, this is crazy! This is insane!"
"We cannot dispense with your services," said the churchwarden. "If you refuse to go, it will be my duty to lay your conduct before the vestry."
"We can't do without your help," said the churchwarden. "If you refuse to leave, I'll have to report your behavior to the vestry."
"Oh—oh—oh!"
"Oh my gosh!"
"Get a torch," said Sir Richard Blunt, "and I will lower it down the opening in the floor. If the air is not so bad as to extinguish the light, it will not be too bad for us to breathe for a short space of time."
"Get a flashlight," said Sir Richard Blunt, "and I’ll lower it down the opening in the floor. If the air isn’t so bad that it puts out the light, it won’t be too bad for us to breathe for a little while."
Most reluctantly, and with terrible misgivings of what might be the result of the frightful adventure into which he was about to be dragged, the beadle fetched a link from the vestry. It was lighted, and Sir Richard Blunt tying a string to it, let it down into the passage beneath the church. The light was not extinguished, but it burnt feebly and with but a wan and sickly lustre.
Most reluctantly, and with a deep sense of dread about what might come from the terrifying adventure he was about to face, the beadle took a torch from the vestry. It was lit, and Sir Richard Blunt tied a string to it, lowering it into the passage underneath the church. The light wasn't out, but it flickered weakly, emitting a faint and sickly glow.
"It will do," said Sir Richard. "We can live in that place, although a protracted stay might be fatal. Follow me; I will go first, and I hope we shall not have our trouble only for our pains."
"It'll do," said Sir Richard. "We can live in that place, although staying for too long could be dangerous. Follow me; I'll go first, and I hope our efforts won't be in vain."
CHAPTER L.
THE DESCENT TO THE VAULTS.
Sir Richard commenced the descent.
Sir Richard started the descent.
"Come on," he said. "Come on."
"Come on," he said. "Come on."
He got down about half a dozen steps, but finding that no one followed him he paused, and called out—
He went down about six steps, but when he realized that no one was following him, he stopped and called out—
"Remember that time is precious. Come on!"
"Remember that time is valuable. Let’s go!"
"Why don't you go?" said the churchwarden to the beadle.
"Why don't you go?" the churchwarden said to the beadle.
"What! Me go afore a blessed churchwarden? Conwulsions—no! I thinks and I hopes as I knows my place better."
"What! Me go before a churchwarden? No way! I think and I hope I know my place better."
"Well, but upon this occasion, if I don't mind it—"
"Well, but in this situation, if I don't care about it—"
"No—no, I could not. Conwulsions—no!"
"No—no, I can't. Convulsions—no!"
"Ah!" said Sir Richard Blunt. "I see how it is; I shall have to do all this business alone, and a pretty report I shall have to make to the Secretary of State about the proceedings of the authorities of St. Dunstan's."
"Ah!" said Sir Richard Blunt. "I get it; I’ll have to handle all this myself, and what a report I’ll have to present to the Secretary of State about what the officials at St. Dunstan's are up to."
The churchwarden groaned.
The churchwarden sighed.
"I'm a coming, Sir Richard—I'm a coming. Oh dear, I tell you what it is, Mr. Beadle, if you don't follow me, and close too, I'll have you dismissed as sure as eggs is eggs."
"I'm on my way, Sir Richard—I'm on my way. Oh dear, let me tell you, Mr. Beadle, if you don't keep up with me, and stick close, I'll have you fired as sure as can be."
"Conwulsions! conwulsions! I'm a coming."
"Convulsions! Convulsions! I'm coming."
The churchwarden descended the stairs, and the beadle followed him. Down—down they went, guided by the dim light of the torch carried by Sir Richard, who had not waited for them after the last words he had spoken.
The churchwarden went down the stairs, and the beadle followed him. Down—down they went, lit by the faint glow of the torch held by Sir Richard, who hadn’t waited for them after his last words.
"Can you fetch your blessed breath, sir?" said the beadle.
"Can you get your breath back, sir?" said the beadle.
"Hardly," said the churchwarden, gasping. "It is a dreadful place."
"Not really," said the churchwarden, out of breath. "It's a terrible place."
"Oh, yes—yes."
"Oh, yes."
"Stop—Stop. Sir Richard—Sir Richard!"
"Stop—Stop. Sir Richard—Sir Richard!"
There was no reply. The light from the torch grew more and more indistinct as Sir Richard Blunt increased his distance from them, and at length they were in profound darkness.
There was no response. The light from the flashlight faded more and more as Sir Richard Blunt moved further away from them, and soon they were enveloped in complete darkness.
"I can't stand this," cried the churchwarden; and he faced about to ascend to the church again. In his effort to do so quickly, he stretched out his hand, and seized the beadle by the ancle, and as that personage was not quite so firm upon his legs as might be desired, the effort of this sudden assault was to upset him, and he rolled over upon the churchwarden, with a force that brought them both sprawling to the bottom of the little staircase together. Luckily they had not far to fall, for they had not been more than six or eight steps from the foot of the little flight. Terror and consternation for a few moments deprived each of them of the power of speech. The beadle, however, was the first to recover, and he in a stentorian voice called—
"I can't take this anymore," shouted the churchwarden as he turned to head back to the church. In his hurry, he reached out and grabbed the beadle by the ankle, and since the beadle wasn’t very steady on his feet, this sudden move caused him to topple over onto the churchwarden. They both tumbled down the little staircase together. Fortunately, it wasn’t a long fall, as they were only six or eight steps from the bottom. For a moment, shock and panic left both of them speechless. However, the beadle was the first to snap back to reality, and in a loud voice he called—
"Murder! Murder!"
"Help! There's a murder!"
Then the churchwarden joined in the cries, and they buffeted each other in vain efforts to rise, each impeding the other to a degree that rendered it a matter of impossibility for either of them to get to their feet. Mr. Vickley, who was waiting in the church above, with no small degree of anxiety, the report from below, heard these sounds of contention and calls for help with mingled horror. He at once made a rush to the door of the church, and, no doubt, would have endangered the success of all Sir Richard Blunt's plans, if he had not been caught in the arms of a tall stout man upon the very threshold of the church door.
Then the churchwarden joined in the shouts, and they struggled against each other in futile attempts to get up, each one blocking the other to the point that it became impossible for either of them to stand. Mr. Vickley, who was anxiously waiting in the church above, heard the sounds of their struggle and cries for help with a mix of horror. He immediately rushed to the church door and would have jeopardized all of Sir Richard Blunt's plans if he hadn’t been caught in the arms of a tall, stout man right at the threshold of the door.
"Help! murder! Who are you?"
"Help! Murder! Who are you?"
"Crotchet they calls me, and Crotchet's my name. London my birth place, is yourn the same? What's the row?"
"Crotchet is what they call me, and Crotchet is my name. London is my birthplace, is yours the same? What's going on?"
"Call a constable. There's blue murder going on in the vaults below."
"Call the cops. There's serious trouble happening in the vaults below."
"The devil there is. Just you get in there, will you, and don't you stir for your life, old fellow."
"The devil is right there. Just go in there, okay, and don’t move for your life, my friend."
So saying, Mr. Crotchet, who knew the importance of secrecy in the whole transaction, and who had been purposely awaiting for Sir Richard Blunt, thrust Vickley into a pew, and slammed the door of it shut. Down fell the overseer to the floor, paralysed with terror; and then Mr. Crotchet at once proceeded to the opening in the floor of the church, and descended without a moment's hesitation.
So saying, Mr. Crotchet, who understood how crucial secrecy was in the whole situation and had been deliberately waiting for Sir Richard Blunt, pushed Vickley into a pew and slammed the door shut. The overseer collapsed to the floor, frozen with fear; and then Mr. Crotchet immediately went to the opening in the church floor and descended without any hesitation.
"Hilloa!" he cried, as he alighted at the bottom of the stairs upon the churchwarden's back. "Hilloa, Sir Richard, where are you?"
"Hilloa!" he shouted as he jumped off the churchwarden's back at the bottom of the stairs. "Hilloa, Sir Richard, where are you?"
"Here," said a voice, and with the torch nearly extinguished, Sir Richard Blunt made his appearance from the passage. "Who is there?"
"Here," said a voice, and with the torch almost out, Sir Richard Blunt came into view from the passage. "Who’s there?"
"Crotchet, it is."
"That's a crotchet."
"Indeed. Why, what brought you here?"
"Definitely. So, what brought you here?"
"What a row."
"What a noise."
"Why—why, what's all this? You are standing upon somebody. Why bless my heart it's—"
"Why—what's going on here? You're standing on someone. Oh my gosh, it's—"
Out went the torch.
The torch went out.
"Fire!—help!—murder!" shouted the beadle, "I'm being suffocated. Oh, conwulsions! Here's a death for a beadle. Murder! robbery. Fire—oh—oh—oh."
"Fire! Help! Murder!" shouted the beadle, "I'm being suffocated. Oh, convulsions! This is a death for a beadle. Murder! Robbery. Fire—oh—oh—oh."
The churchwarden groaned awfully.
The churchwarden groaned loudly.
"Ascend, and get a light," said Sir Richard. "Quick, Crotchet, quick! God only knows what is the matter with all these people."
"Climb up and grab a light," said Sir Richard. "Hurry, Crotchet, hurry! Only God knows what’s going on with all these people."
Both Crotchet and Sir Richard Blunt scrambled over the bodies of the churchwarden and the beadle, and soon reached the church. The churchwarden made a desperate effort, and, shaking himself free of the beadle, he ascended likewise, and rolled into a pew, upon the floor of which he sat, looking a little deranged.
Both Crotchet and Sir Richard Blunt climbed over the bodies of the churchwarden and the beadle and quickly reached the church. The churchwarden made a desperate attempt and, shaking off the beadle, he climbed up too and fell into a pew, where he sat on the floor looking a bit out of it.
"If you don't come up," said Sir Richard Blunt, directing his voice down the staircase, "we will replace the stone, and you may bid adieu to the world."
"If you don't come up," said Sir Richard Blunt, calling down the staircase, "we'll put the stone back, and you can say goodbye to the world."
"Conwulsions!" roared the beadle. "Oh, don't—conwulsions!"
"Convulsions!" shouted the beadle. "Oh, please—convulsions!"
Up he tumbled, with the most marvellous celerity, and rolled into the church, never stopping until he was brought up by the steps in front of the communion-table, and there he lay, panting and glaring around him, having left his cocked hat in the regions below. Sir Richard Blunt looked ghastly pale, which Crotchet observing, induced him to take a small flask from his pocket, filled with choice brandy, which he handed to his chief.
Up he tumbled, incredibly fast, and rolled into the church, not stopping until he was stopped by the steps in front of the communion table, where he lay, out of breath and glaring around him, having left his hat behind. Sir Richard Blunt looked extremely pale, which Crotchet noticed, prompting him to take a small flask filled with fine brandy from his pocket and hand it to his boss.
"Thank you," said Sir Richard.
"Thanks," said Sir Richard.
The magistrate took a draught, and then he handed it to the churchwarden, as he said—
The magistrate took a sip, and then he passed it to the churchwarden, as he said—
"I'll fill it again."
"I'll refill it."
"All's right."
"Everything's good."
The churchwarden took a pull at the brandy, and then the beadle was allowed to finish it. They were both wonderfully recovered.
The churchwarden took a sip of the brandy, and then the beadle was allowed to finish it. They both felt remarkably better.
"Oh, Sir Richard," said the churchwarden, "what have you seen?"
"Oh, Sir Richard," said the churchwarden, "what did you see?"
"Nothing particular."
"Nothing special."
"Indeed!"
"Absolutely!"
"No. You can have the stone replaced as soon as you like, over the opening to the vaults."
"No. You can get the stone replaced whenever you want, over the entrance to the vaults."
"And you have seen nothing?" said the beadle.
"And you haven't seen anything?" said the beadle.
"Nothing to speak of. If you have any doubts or any curiosity, you can easily satisfy yourself. There's the opening. Pray descend. You see I have escaped, so it cannot be very dangerous to do so. I will not myself go again, but I will wait for either of you, if you please. Now, gentlemen, go, and you will be able to make your own discoveries."
"Nothing much. If you have any doubts or curiosity, you can easily check for yourself. There's the entrance. Please go down. You can see I made it out okay, so it can't be too dangerous. I won’t go again, but I’ll wait for either of you, if you want. Now, gentlemen, go ahead, and you’ll find out for yourselves."
"Me?" cried the beadle. "Me? Oh, conwulsions! I thinks I sees me."
"Me?" cried the beadle. "Me? Oh, what a shock! I think I see myself."
"Not I," said the churchwarden. "Cover it up—cover it up. I don't want to go down. I would not do so for a thousand pounds."
"Not me," said the churchwarden. "Just cover it up—cover it up. I don't want to go down there. I wouldn't do it for a thousand pounds."
A covert smile was upon the lips of Sir Richard Blunt as he heard this, and he added—
A sly smile was on Sir Richard Blunt's lips as he heard this, and he added—
"Very well; I have no objection, of course, to its being at once covered up; and I think the least that is said about it, will be the better."
"Sure, I don't mind if we cover it up right away; and I think the less said about it, the better."
"No doubt of that," said the churchwarden.
"No doubt about it," said the churchwarden.
"Conwulsions! yes," said the beadle. "If I was only quite sure as all my ribs was whole, I shouldn't mind; but somebody stood a-top of me for a good quarter of an hour, I'm sure."
"Convulsions! Yes," said the beadle. "If I was completely sure all my ribs were intact, I wouldn't mind; but I'm certain someone stood on top of me for at least fifteen minutes."
Some of the workmen now began to arrive, and Sir Richard Blunt pointed to them, as he said to the churchwarden—
Some of the workers started to show up, and Sir Richard Blunt pointed to them as he said to the churchwarden—
"Then the stone can be replaced without any difficulty, now; and, sir, let me again caution you to say nothing about what has passed here to-day."
"Then the stone can be easily replaced now; and, sir, let me remind you once again not to mention anything about what happened here today."
"Not a word—not a word. If you fancy somebody stood upon your ribs, Mr. Beadle, I am quite sure somebody did upon mine."
"Not a word—not a word. If you think someone was standing on your ribs, Mr. Beadle, I’m pretty sure someone was standing on mine."
The workmen were now directed to replace the stone in its former position; and when that was completely done, and some mortar pressed into the crevices, Sir Richard Blunt gave a signal to Crotchet to follow him, and they both left the church together.
The workers were now instructed to put the stone back in its original position; and once that was completely finished, with some mortar packed into the gaps, Sir Richard Blunt signaled to Crotchet to follow him, and they both left the church together.
"Now, Crotchet, understand me."
"Now, Crotchet, listen to me."
"I'll try," said Crotchet.
"I'll give it a shot," said Crotchet.
"No one, for the future, is to be shaved in Sweeney Todd's shop alone."
"No one is allowed to get shaved in Sweeney Todd's shop by themselves anymore."
"Alone?"
"By yourself?"
"Yes. You will associate with King, Morgan, and Godfrey; I will stand all necessary expenses, and one or the other of you will always follow whoever goes into the shop, and there wait until he comes out again. Make what excuses you like. Manage it how you will; but only remember, Todd is never again to have a customer all to himself."
"Yes. You'll be working with King, Morgan, and Godfrey; I'll cover all the necessary expenses, and one of you will always follow whoever goes into the shop and wait until they come out again. Make whatever excuses you need. Handle it however you want, but just remember, Todd is never allowed to have a customer all to himself again."
"Humph!"
"Ugh!"
"Why do you say humph?"
"Why do you say 'huh'?"
"Oh, nothing partickler; only hadn't we better grab him at once?"
"Oh, nothing in particular; shouldn’t we just grab him right away?"
"No; he has an accomplice or accomplices, and their discovery is most important. I don't like to do things by halves, Crotchet; and so long as I know that no mischief will result from a little delay, and it will not, if you obey my instructions, I think it better to wait."
"No; he has a partner or partners, and finding them is really important. I don’t like to do things halfway, Crotchet; and as long as I know that a little delay won’t cause any trouble—which it won’t if you follow my instructions—I think it’s better to wait."
"Very good."
"Awesome."
"Go at once, then, and get your brother officers, and remember that nothing is to withdraw your and their attention from this piece of business."
"Go right away and gather your fellow officers, and remember that nothing should distract you or them from this task."
"All's right. You know, Sir Richard, you have only to say what's to be done, and it's as good as done. Todd may shave now as many people as he likes, but I don't think he'll polish 'em off in his old way quite so easy."
"Everything's good. You know, Sir Richard, you just have to say what needs to be done, and it's practically done. Todd can shave as many people as he wants now, but I don't think he'll take them out in his old way quite as easily."
"That's right. Good day."
"That's right. Have a good day."
"When shall we see you, Sir Richard?" "About sunset."
"When will we see you, Sir Richard?" "About sunset."
By the time this little conversation was over, Sir Richard Blunt and Crotchet had got through Temple Bar, and then they parted, Crotchet taking his way back to Fleet Street, and Sir Richard Blunt walking hastily to Downing Street. When he got there he entered the official residence of the Secretary of State for the Home Department, and being well known to the clerk, he was at once conducted into a little room carefully hung round with crimson cloth, so as to deaden the sound of any voices that might be raised in it. In the course of a few minutes a small door was opened, and a shabby looking man entered, with a hesitating expression upon his face.
By the time their brief chat ended, Sir Richard Blunt and Crotchet had made it past Temple Bar, and then they went their separate ways. Crotchet headed back to Fleet Street, while Sir Richard Blunt hurried over to Downing Street. Upon arriving, he entered the official residence of the Secretary of State for the Home Department. Since he was familiar to the clerk, he was immediately led into a small room lined with crimson fabric to muffle any loud voices. After a few minutes, a little door opened, and a scruffy-looking man came in, his face showing uncertainty.
"Ah, Sir Richard Blunt," he said, "is that you?"
"Hey, Sir Richard Blunt," he said, "is that you?"
"Yes, your lordship, and if you are disengaged for a few minutes, I have something to communicate."
"Yes, my lord, and if you have a few minutes to spare, I have something to share."
"Ah, some new plot. Confound those Jacobin rascals!"
"Ah, a new scheme. Darn those Jacobin troublemakers!"
"No, my lord, the affair is quite domestic and social. It has no shade of politics about it."
"No, my lord, this matter is purely personal and social. It has nothing to do with politics."
The look of interest which the face of the secretary had assumed was gone in a moment, but still he could not very well refuse now to hear what Sir Richard Blunt had to say, and the conference lasted a quarter of an hour. At its termination, as Sir Richard was leaving the room, the secretary said—
The interested expression on the secretary's face vanished in an instant, but he couldn't really refuse to listen to what Sir Richard Blunt had to say, so the meeting went on for about fifteen minutes. When it was over and Sir Richard was about to leave the room, the secretary said—
"Oh, yes, of course, take full discretionary powers, and the Home-office will pay all expenses. I never heard of such a thing in all my life."
"Oh, sure, go ahead and take full discretionary powers, and the Home Office will cover all expenses. I've never heard of anything like this in my life."
"Nor I, my lord."
"Neither do I, my lord."
"It's really horrible."
"It’s really terrible."
"It is even so far as we know already, and yet I think there is much to learn. I shall, of course, communicate to your lordship anything that transpires."
"It’s as far as we know already, and yet I think there’s a lot to learn. I’ll definitely keep you updated on anything that happens."
"Certainly—certainly. Good day."
"Sure—sure. Have a good day."
Sir Richard Blunt left the Secretary of State, and proceeded to his own residence, and while he is there, making some alteration in his dress, we may as well take a glance at Crotchet, and see what that energetic but somewhat eccentric individual is about. After parting with Sir Richard Blunt at Temple Bar, he walked up Fleet Street, upon Sweeney Todd's side of the way, until he overtook a man with a pair of spectacles on, and a stoop in his gait, as though age had crept upon him.
Sir Richard Blunt left the Secretary of State's office and headed home. While he's there changing his clothes, let’s check in on Crotchet and see what that energetic but slightly quirky guy is up to. After saying goodbye to Sir Richard Blunt at Temple Bar, he walked up Fleet Street on the side where Sweeney Todd used to be until he caught up with a man wearing glasses and walking with a hunch, as if age had caught up to him.
"King," said Crotchet.
"King," Crotchet said.
"All right," said the spectacled old gentleman in a firm voice. "What's the news?"
"Okay," said the old man with glasses in a confident tone. "What's the news?"
"A long job, I think. Where's Morgan?"
"A long job, I guess. Where's Morgan?"
"On the other side of the way."
"On the other side of the road."
"Well, just listen to me as we walk along, and if you see him, beckon him over to us."
"Just listen to me as we walk, and if you see him, wave him over to us."
As they walked along Crotchet told King what were the orders of Sir Richard Blunt, and they were soon joined by Morgan. The other officer, Godfrey, who had been mentioned by the magistrate, was sent for.
As they walked, Crotchet told King what Sir Richard Blunt's orders were, and they were soon joined by Morgan. The other officer, Godfrey, who had been mentioned by the magistrate, was called for.
"Now," said Crotchet, "here we are, four of us, and so you see we can take it two and two for four hours at a stretch as long as this confounded barber's shop keeps open."
"Alright," said Crotchet, "here we are, the four of us, and as you can see, we can take turns two by two for four hours straight as long as this annoying barber shop stays open."
"But," said Morgan, "he will suspect something."
"But," Morgan said, "he'll suspect something."
"Well, we can't help that. It's quite clear he smugs the people, and all we have got to do is to prevent him smugging any more of 'em you see."
"Well, we can't help that. It's pretty clear he's conning people, and all we need to do is stop him from conning any more of them, you see."
"Well, well, we must do the best we can."
"Alright, we have to do our best."
"Exactly; so now keep a bright look out, and hang it all, we have been in enough rum adventures to be able to get the better of a rascally barber, I should think. Look out—look out; there's somebody going in now."
"Exactly; so now stay alert, and seriously, we've been through enough crazy adventures to handle a shady barber, I would think. Watch out—watch out; there's someone going in now."
CHAPTER LI.
JOHANNA RUSHES TO HER DESTINY.
Johanna had enough confidants now. Her father—Colonel Jeffery—Big Ben—and Arabella Wilmot, all knew
Johanna had enough trusted friends now. Her father—Colonel Jeffery—Big Ben—and Arabella Wilmot all knew.
It will be a hard case if, among so many councillors, she hits upon the worst—a most truly hazardous course of proceeding; but then it is a fault of the young to mistake daring for ability, and to fancy that that course of proceeding which involves the most personal risk is necessarily the most likely to be successful. Colonel Jeffery was, of all Johanna Oakley's advisers, the one who was most likely to advise her well, but unfortunately he had told her that he loved her, and from that time, with an instinctive delicacy of feeling which no one could have to greater perfection than Johanna, she had shunned him. And yet the reader, who knows the colonel well, knows that, quite irrespective of the attachment that had sprung up in his bosom for the beautiful and heart-stricken girl, he would have played the part of a sincere friend to her and stood manfully between her and all danger. But it was not to be. From the moment that he had breathed to her the secret of his attachment, a barrier was, in her imagination, raised between them. Her father evidently was not one who could or who would advise anything at all energetic; and as for Big Ben, the conversation she had had with him upon the subject had quite been sufficient to convince her that to take him out of the ordinary routine of his thoughts and habits was thoroughly to bewilder him, and that he was as little calculated to plot and to plan in any emergency as a child. She would indeed have trembled at the result of the confidential communication to Big Ben, if she had been aware of the frightfully imprudent manner in which he had thrown himself into communication and collision with Todd, the consequences of which glaring act of indiscretion he was only saved from by Sir Richard Blunt entering the shop, and remaining there until he (Ben) was shaved. Under all these circumstances, then, Johanna found herself thrown back upon her old friend Arabella Wilmot. Now, Arabella was the worst adviser of all, for the romantic notions she had received from her novel reading, imparted so strong a tone to her character, that she might be said in imagination to live in a world of the mind. It was, as the reader will recollect, to Arabella Wilmot that Johanna owed the idea of going to Todd in boy's apparel—a measure fraught with frightful danger, and yet, to the fancy of the young girl, fascinating upon that very account, because it had the appearance as though she were doing something really serious for Mark Ingestrie. To Arabella, then, Johanna went, after Ben had left her, and finding her young friend within, she told her all that had occurred since they last met.
It will be a tough situation if, among so many advisers, she ends up choosing the worst one—a truly risky way to proceed; but it’s common for young people to confuse boldness with competence, thinking that the path that involves the most personal danger is automatically the most likely to succeed. Colonel Jeffery was, out of all Johanna Oakley's advisers, the one most likely to give her good advice, but unfortunately, he had confessed his love for her, and from that moment, with a delicate instinct that only Johanna could possess, she had avoided him. Yet the reader, who knows the colonel well, understands that, regardless of his feelings for the beautiful and heartbroken girl, he would have genuinely acted as a loyal friend, protecting her from all danger. But that wasn’t meant to be. From the moment he revealed his feelings to her, Johanna imagined a barrier rising between them. Her father was clearly not someone who could or would offer any energetic advice; as for Big Ben, the conversation she had with him on the topic was enough to convince her that pulling him out of his usual thoughts and routines would only confuse him, and he was no more capable of strategizing in a crisis than a child. She would have been horrified by the outcome of her private talk with Big Ben if she had known how recklessly he had engaged with Todd, a glaring mistake that he only narrowly avoided when Sir Richard Blunt entered the shop, staying there until Ben was finished shaving. Given all these circumstances, Johanna found herself relying on her old friend Arabella Wilmot. However, Arabella was the worst adviser of all, as the romantic ideas she got from her novel readings influenced her character so strongly that she seemed to live in an imaginative world. It was, as the reader may remember, Arabella who inspired Johanna to confront Todd dressed as a boy—a choice filled with frightening risk, yet appealing to the young girl’s imagination because it seemed to mean she was doing something truly serious for Mark Ingestrie. So, after Ben had left her, Johanna turned to Arabella, and upon finding her friend inside, she shared everything that had happened since they last met.
"What shall I do?" she said. "I tell my tale of woe, and people look kind upon me, but no one helps me."
"What should I do?" she said. "I share my story of sorrow, and people look at me with sympathy, but no one offers to help."
"Oh, Johanna, can you say that of me?"
"Oh, Johanna, can you really say that about me?"
"No, no. Not of you, Arabella, for you see I have come to you again; but of all others, I can and may say it."
"No, no. Not about you, Arabella, because I’ve come to you again; but about everyone else, I can and will say it."
"Comfort yourself, my dear Johanna. Comfort yourself, my dear friend. Come, now—you will make me weep too, if I see those tears."
"Take heart, my dear Johanna. Take heart, my dear friend. Come on—you'll make me cry as well if I see those tears."
"What shall I do?—what shall I do?"
"What should I do?—what should I do?"
"There, now, I am putting on my things; and as you are dressed, we will go out for a walk, and as we go along we can talk of the affair, and you will find your spirits improve by exercise. Come, my dear Johanna. Don't you give way so."
"There, I'm putting on my things now; since you're dressed, let's go for a walk. We can talk about the situation while we're out, and I promise you’ll feel better with some exercise. Come on, my dear Johanna. Don’t let yourself get down."
"I cannot help it. Let us go."
"I can't help it. Let's go."
"We will walk round St. Paul's Churchyard."
"We'll walk around St. Paul's Churchyard."
"No—no. To Fleet Street—to Fleet Street!"
"No—no. To Fleet Street—to Fleet Street!"
"Why would you wish to add to your sorrows, by again looking upon that shop?"
"Why would you want to add to your troubles by looking at that shop again?"
"I do not know, I cannot tell you; but a horrible species of fascination draws me there, and if I come from home, I seem as though I were drawn from all other places towards that one by an irresistible attraction. It seems as though the blood of Mark Ingestrie called aloud to me to revenge his murder, by bringing the perpetrators of it to justice. Oh, my friend—my Arabella, I think I shall go mad."
"I don't know, I can't explain it; but I feel a terrible kind of pull to go there, and when I leave home, it’s like I'm being irresistibly drawn to that one place above all others. It feels like the blood of Mark Ingestrie is calling out to me to avenge his murder by bringing the people responsible to justice. Oh, my friend—my Arabella, I think I'm losing my mind."
Johanna sunk upon her knees by a chair, and hid her fair face in her hands, as she trembled with excess of emotion. Arabella Wilmot began to be really alarmed at the consequences of her friend's excited and overwrought feelings.
Johanna dropped to her knees beside a chair and buried her beautiful face in her hands, trembling with overwhelming emotions. Arabella Wilmot started to feel genuinely worried about the impact of her friend's intense and frayed nerves.
"Oh, Johanna—Johanna!" she cried, "cheer up. You shall go when you please, so that you will not give way to this sorrow. You do not know how much you terrify me. Rise—rise, I implore you. We will go to Fleet Street, since such is your wish."
"Oh, Johanna—Johanna!" she exclaimed, "cheer up. You can go whenever you want, so you won't dwell in this sadness. You have no idea how much you frighten me. Please, get up—get up. We'll head to Fleet Street, since that's what you want."
After a time, Johanna recovered from the burst of emotion that had taken such certain possession of her, and she was able to speak more calmly and composedly to her friend than she had yet done during that visit. The tears she had shed, and the show of feeling that had crept over her, had been a great relief in reality.
After a while, Johanna got over the rush of emotions that had completely taken over her, and she was able to talk to her friend more calmly and composedly than she had throughout the visit. The tears she had shed and the wave of feelings that had come over her were actually a huge relief.
"Can you pardon me for thus tormenting you with my grief?" said Johanna.
"Can you forgive me for making you suffer with my sadness?" said Johanna.
"Do not talk so. Rather wonder how I should pardon you if you tell your griefs elsewhere. To whom should you bring them but to the bosom of one who, however she may err in judgment regarding you, cannot err in feeling."
"Don't speak like that. Instead, consider how I should forgive you if you share your troubles with others. Who else could you share them with but someone who, no matter her mistakes in understanding you, can never be wrong in her feelings?"
Johanna could only press her friend's hand in her own, and look the gratitude which she had not the language to give utterance to. It being then settled that they were to go to Fleet Street, it next became a matter of rather grave debate between them whether they were to go as they were, or Johanna was to again equip herself in the disguise of a boy.
Johanna could only squeeze her friend's hand in hers and express her gratitude without words. Once they decided to head to Fleet Street, they seriously debated whether to go as they were or if Johanna should dress up as a boy again.
"This is merely a visit of observation, Johanna; I will go as I am."
"This is just a visit to observe, Johanna; I’ll go as I am."
"Very well, dear."
"Alright, dear."
They accordingly set out, and as the distance from the house of Arabella Wilmot's father was but short to the shop of Sweeney Todd, they soon caught sight of the projecting pole that was his sign.
They set out, and since the distance from Arabella Wilmot's father's house to Sweeney Todd's shop was short, they quickly spotted the projecting pole that served as his sign.
"Now be satisfied," said Arabella, "by passing twice; once up Fleet Street, and once down it."
"Now be happy," said Arabella, "by going through twice; once up Fleet Street, and once down it."
"I will," said Johanna.
"I will," Johanna said.
Todd's shop was closed as usual. There was never an open door to that establishment, so that it was, after all, but a barren satisfaction for poor Johanna to pass the place where her imagination, strengthened by many circumstantial pieces of evidence, told her Mark Ingestrie had met with his death; still, as she had said to Arabella before starting, a horrible sort of fascination drew her to the spot, and she could not resist the fearful attraction that the outside of Todd's shop had for her. They passed rather rapidly, for Arabella Wilmot did not wish Johanna to pause, for fear she should be unable to combat her feelings, and make some sort of exhibition of them in the open street.
Todd's shop was closed as usual. The doors were never open, so it was just a hollow comfort for poor Johanna to walk by the place where her imagination, fueled by many circumstantial clues, convinced her that Mark Ingestrie had died; still, as she had told Arabella before they left, a disturbing kind of fascination pulled her to the spot, and she couldn't resist the terrifying draw that the outside of Todd's shop had for her. They moved past quickly, as Arabella Wilmot didn't want Johanna to stop, fearing she might struggle with her emotions and create a scene in the open street.
"Are you content, Johanna?" she said. "Must we pass again?"
"Are you happy, Johanna?" she asked. "Do we have to go through this again?"
"Oh, yes—yes. Again and again; I can almost fancy that by continued looking at that place I could see what has been the fate of Mark."
"Oh, yes—yes. Over and over; I can almost imagine that if I keep looking at that spot, I might see what happened to Mark."
"But this is imagination and folly."
"But this is just imagination and foolishness."
"It may be so, but when the realities of life have become so hideously full of horrors, one may be excused for seeking some consolation from the fairy cave. Arabella, let us turn again."
"It might be true, but when the harsh realities of life are so filled with horrors, it's understandable to look for some comfort in a fairy tale. Arabella, let's turn back."
They had got as far as Temple Bar, when they again turned, and this time Johanna would not pass the shop so abruptly as she had done before, and any one, to see the marked interest with which she paused at the window, would have imagined that she must have some lover there whom she could see, notwithstanding the interior of the shop was so completely impervious to all ordinary gazers.
They had reached Temple Bar when they turned around again, and this time Johanna didn’t rush past the shop like she did before. Anyone watching her pause at the window with such noticeable interest would think she had a lover inside that she could see, even though the interior of the shop was completely hidden from regular onlookers.
"There is nothing to see," said Arabella.
"There’s nothing to see," said Arabella.
"No. But yet—ha!—look—look!"
"No. But still—ha!—look—look!"
Johanna pointed to one particular spot of the window, and there was the eye of Sweeney Todd glaring upon them.
Johanna pointed to a specific spot on the window, and there was Sweeney Todd’s eye glaring at them.
"We are observed," whispered Arabella; "it will be much better to leave the window at once. Come away—oh, come away, Johanna."
"We're being watched," Arabella whispered. "It'll be much better to close the window right away. Come on—oh, come on, Johanna."
"Not yet—not yet. Oh, if I could look well at that man's face, I think I ought to be able to judge if he were likely to be the murderer of Mark Ingestrie."
"Not yet—not yet. Oh, if I could really see that man's face, I believe I should be able to tell if he was likely the murderer of Mark Ingestrie."
Todd came to his door.
Todd arrived at his door.
"Good God, he is here!" said Arabella. "Come away. Come!"
"OMG, he’s here!" said Arabella. "Let’s go. Come on!"
"Never. No! Perhaps this is providential. I will, I must look at this man, happen what may."
"Never. No! Maybe this is meant to be. I will, I have to look at this man, no matter what happens."
Todd glared at the two young girls like some ogre intent upon their destruction, and as Johanna looked at him, a painter who loved contrast, might have indeed found a study, from the wonderful difference between those two human countenances. They neither spoke for some few moments, and it was reserved for Todd to break the silence.
Todd glared at the two young girls like an ogre ready to wreak havoc on them, and as Johanna looked at him, a painter obsessed with contrast might have found a fascinating subject in the striking difference between their faces. They didn’t say anything for a few moments, and it was up to Todd to break the silence.
"What do you want here?" he cried, in a hoarse rough voice. "Be off with you. What do you mean by knocking at the window of an honest tradesman? I don't want to have anything to say to such as you."
"What do you want here?" he shouted, in a rough, hoarse voice. "Get lost. What do you think you’re doing knocking at the window of an honest business owner? I don’t want to deal with your kind."
"He—he did it!" gasped Johanna.
"He—he did it!" gasped Johanna.
"Did what?" said Todd, advancing in a menacing attitude, while his face assumed a most diabolical expression of concealed hatred. "Did what?"
"Did what?" Todd asked, stepping forward with a threatening stance, his face taking on a very evil look of hidden hatred. "Did what?"
"Stop him! Stop him!" cried a voice from the other side of the street. "Stop Pison, he's given me the slip, and I'm blessed if he won't pitch into that ere barber. Stop him. Pison! Pison! Come here, boy. Come here! Oh, lor, he's nabbed him. I knew'd he would, as sure as a horse's hind leg ain't a gammon o' bacon. My eyes, won't there be a row—he's nabbed the barber, like ninepence."
"Stop him! Stop him!" shouted a voice from across the street. "Stop Pison, he’s getting away from me, and I swear he’s going to go after that barber. Stop him. Pison! Pison! Come here, boy. Come here! Oh, no, he’s caught him. I knew he would, just like you can bet a horse's leg isn’t a fake piece of bacon. Wow, there’s going to be a scene—he's caught the barber, like it’s nothing."
Before the ostler at the Bullfinch, for it was from his lips this speech came, could get one half of it uttered, the dog—who is known to the readers by the name of Hector, as well as his new name of Pison—dashed over the road, apparently infuriated at the sight of Todd, and rushing upon him, seized him with his teeth. Todd gave a howl of rage and pain, and fell to the ground. The whole street was in an uproar in a moment, but the ostler rushing over the way, seized the dog by the throat, and made him release Todd, who crawled upon all fours into his own shop. In another moment he rushed out with a razor in his hand.
Before the stablekeeper at the Bullfinch, from whom this conversation started, could get half of it out, the dog—known to readers as Hector, and also as Pison—charged across the road, clearly furious at the sight of Todd. He lunged at him and bit down hard. Todd let out a howl of anger and pain and collapsed to the ground. The whole street erupted into chaos in an instant, but the stablekeeper hurried over, grabbed the dog by the throat, and forced him to let go of Todd, who crawled on all fours back into his shop. A moment later, he stormed out with a razor in his hand.

Hector's Attack On Sweeney Todd.
Hector's Attack on Sweeney Todd.
"Where's the dog?" he cried. "Where's the fiend in the shape of a dog?"
"Where's the dog?" he shouted. "Where's the monster disguised as a dog?"
"Hold hard!" said the ostler, who held Hector between his knees. "Hold hard. I have got him, old chap."
"Hold on!" said the stable worker, who was holding Hector between his knees. "Hold on. I've got him, buddy."
"Get out of the way. I'll have his life."
"Move aside. I’m going to end his life."
"No you won't."
"No, you won't."
"Humph!" cried a butcher's boy who was passing. "Why that's the same dog as said the barber had done for his master, and collected never such a lot of halfpence in his hat to pay the expenses of burying of him."
"Humph!" shouted a butcher's boy who was walking by. "That's the same dog that the barber said took care of his master and collected a ton of coins in his hat to cover the burial costs."
"You villain!" cried Todd.
"You villain!" shouted Todd.
"Go to blazes!" said the boy. "Who killed the dog's master? Ah, ah! Who did it? Ah, ah!"
"Go to hell!" said the boy. "Who killed the dog's owner? Ah, ah! Who did it? Ah, ah!"
The people began to laugh.
People started to laugh.
"I insist upon killing that dog!" cried Todd.
"I insist on killing that dog!" Todd shouted.
"Do you?" said the ostler; "now, this here dog is a partickler friend of mine, so you see I can't have it done. What do you say to that now, old stick-in-the-mud? If you walk into him, you must walk through me first. Only just put down that razor, and I'll give you such a wolloping, big as you are, that you'll recollect for some time."
"Do you?" said the stable worker; "well, this dog is a special friend of mine, so I can't let that happen. What do you think about that, old stick-in-the-mud? If you go after him, you'll have to get through me first. Just put down that razor, and I'll give you such a beating, big as you are, that you'll remember it for a while."
"Down with the razor! Down with the razor!" cried the mob, who was now every moment increasing.
"Down with the razor! Down with the razor!" shouted the crowd, which was growing larger by the moment.
Johanna stood like one transfixed for a few moments in the middle of all this tumult, and then she said with a shudder—
Johanna stood there frozen for a few moments in the middle of all this chaos, and then she said with a shiver—
"What ought I to do?"
"What should I do?"
"Come away at once, I implore you," said Arabella Wilmot. "Come away, I implore you, Johanna, for my sake as well as for your own. You have already done all that can be done. Oh, Johanna, are you distracted?"
"Please come away right now, I beg you," said Arabella Wilmot. "Come away, I’m asking you, Johanna, for my sake as well as yours. You've already done everything you can. Oh, Johanna, are you losing your mind?"
"No—no. I will come—I will come."
"No—no. I’ll be there—I’ll be there."
They hastily left the spot and hurried away in the direction of Ludgate Hill, but the confusion at the shop door of the barber did not terminate for some time. The people took the part of the dog and his new master, and it was in vain that Sweeney Todd exhibited his rent garments to show where he had been attacked by the animal. Shouts of laughter and various satirical allusions to his beauty were the only response. Suddenly, without a word, Todd then gave up the contest and retired into his shop, upon which the ostler conveyed Pison over the way and shut him up in one of the stables of the Bullfinch. Todd, it is true, retired to his shop with an appearance of equanimity, but it was like most appearances in this world—rather deceitful. The moment the door was closed between him and observation he ground his teeth together and positively howled with rage.
They quickly left the place and rushed toward Ludgate Hill, but the chaos at the barber's shop door continued for a while. The crowd sided with the dog and his new owner, and it was useless for Sweeney Todd to display his torn clothes to show where the animal had attacked him. The only replies were bursts of laughter and various sarcastic comments about his appearance. Suddenly, without saying a word, Todd gave up the argument and went back into his shop, while the stableman took Pison across the street and locked him up in one of the stables at the Bullfinch. Todd did go back to his shop looking calm, but like most things in this world, that calm was deceiving. As soon as the door closed behind him, he ground his teeth and howled in anger.
"The time will come—the time will come," he said, "when I shall have the joy of seeing Fleet Street in a blaze, and of hearing the shrieks of those who are frying in the flames. Oh, that I could with one torch ignite London, and sweep it and all its inhabitants from the face of the earth. Oh, that all those who are now without my shop had but one throat. Ha! ha! how I would cut it."
"The moment will come—the moment will come," he said, "when I'll get the thrill of watching Fleet Street go up in flames, and I'll hear the screams of those burning in the fire. Oh, if only I could light up London with a single torch and wipe it and all its people off the map. Oh, if only everyone who is currently outside my shop had just one throat. Ha! ha! how I would slice it."
He caught up a razor as he spoke, and threw himself into a ferocious attitude at the moment that the door opened, and a gentleman neatly dressed looked in, saying—
He picked up a razor as he spoke and took on a fierce stance just as the door opened, and a well-dressed gentleman looked in, saying—
"Do you dress artificial hair?"
"Do you wear hair extensions?"
CHAPTER LII.
TODD'S ANNOUNCEMENT.
"Yes," said Todd, as he commenced stropping the razor upon his hand as though nothing at all was the matter. "I do anything in an honest and religious sort of way for a living in these bad times."
"Yeah," Todd said, as he started sharpening the razor on his hand like there was nothing wrong. "I do everything in a straightforward and honest way to make a living in these tough times."
"Oh, very well. A gentleman is ill in bed and wants his peruke properly dressed, as he has an important visit to make. Can you come to his house?"
"Oh, fine. A man is sick in bed and wants his wig styled properly because he has an important visit to make. Can you go to his house?"
"Yes, of course. But can't the peruke be brought here, sir?"
"Yes, of course. But can’t the wig be brought here, sir?"
"Yes. But he wants a shave as well, and although he can go in a sedan chair to pay his visit, he is too ill to come to your shop."
"Yes. But he also wants a shave, and even though he can use a sedan chair to make his visit, he’s too sick to come to your shop."
Todd looked a little suspicious, but only a little, and then he said—
Todd looked somewhat suspicious, but just a bit, and then he said—
"It's an awkward thing that I have no boy at present, but I must get one—I must get one, and in the meantime, when I am called out I have no resource but to shut up my shop."
"It's a bit awkward that I don't have a guy right now, but I need to find one—I really need to find one. In the meantime, whenever I'm called out, my only option is to close my shop."
At this moment a stout man came in, saying—
At that moment, a heavyset man walked in, saying—
"Shaved—oh, you are busy. I can wait, Mr. Todd—I can wait," and down he sat.
"Shaved—oh, you’re busy. I can wait, Mr. Todd—I can wait," he said, and then he sat down.
Todd looked at the new-comer with a strange sort of scowl, as he said—
Todd looked at the newcomer with a weird kind of scowl as he said—
"My friend, have not I seen you here before, or somewhere else?"
"Hey, my friend, haven't I seen you here before, or somewhere else?"
"Very likely," said the man.
"Most likely," said the man.
"Humph, I am busy and cannot shave you just now, as I have to go out with this gentleman."
"Sorry, I can't shave you right now because I'm busy and have to go out with this guy."
"Very well, I can wait here and amuse myself until you come back."
"Okay, I can wait here and keep myself entertained until you get back."
Todd fairly staggered for a moment, and then he said—
Todd stumbled for a moment, and then he said—
"Wait here—in my shop—and amuse yourself until I come back? No, sir, I don't suffer any one. But it don't matter. Ha! ha! Come in, I am ready to attend you. But stop, are you in a very great hurry for two minutes, sir?"
"Wait here—in my shop—and keep yourself entertained until I get back? No way, I don't let anyone do that. But it doesn't matter. Ha! ha! Come in, I'm ready to help you now. But hold on, are you in a huge rush for just two minutes, sir?"
"Oh, dear no, not for two minutes."
"Oh, no way, not even for two minutes."
"Then it will only just take me that time to polish off this gentleman; and if, you will give the address I am to come to, I will be with you almost as soon, sir, as you can get home, I assure you."
"Then it will only take me that long to finish dealing with this gentleman; and if you give me the address I'm supposed to come to, I’ll be with you almost as soon as you can get home, I promise."
"Oh, dear no," cried the stranger, who had come in to be shaved, suddenly starting up, "I really could not think of such a thing. I will call again."
"Oh, no way," exclaimed the stranger, who had come in to get a shave, suddenly standing up. "I really couldn't consider that. I'll come back another time."
"It's only in Norfolk Street," said the applicant for the dressing of the artificial hair, "and two minutes can't make any difference to my friend, at all."
"It's just on Norfolk Street," said the person asking for the artificial hair service, "and two minutes won’t make any difference to my friend, at all."
"Do you think," said the other, "that I would really interrupt business in this way? No, may I perish if I would do anything so unhandsome—not I. I will look in again, Mr. Todd, you may depend, when you are not going out. I shall be passing again, I know, in the course of the day. Pray attend to this gentleman's orders, I beg of you."
"Do you really think," the other said, "that I would actually interrupt business like this? No way, I'd rather perish than do something so rude—not me. I'll check in again, Mr. Todd, you can count on that, when you're not heading out. I know I'll be passing by again later today. Please take care of this gentleman's orders, I kindly ask you."
So saying, the shaving customer bounced out of the shop without another word; and as he crossed the threshold, he gave a wink to Crotchet, who was close at hand, and when that gentleman followed him, he said—
So saying, the customer getting shaved bounced out of the shop without another word; and as he crossed the threshold, he winked at Crotchet, who was nearby, and when that guy followed him, he said—
"Crotchet, Todd very nearly got me into a line. He was going out with the person we saw go to the shop, but I got away, or else, as he said, he would have polished me off."
"Crotchet, Todd almost got me caught up in something. He was dating the person we saw go into the shop, but I managed to slip away, or else, as he said, he would have taken me out."
"Not a doubt of it, in this here world, Foster," said Crotchet. "Ah, he's a rum 'un, he is. We haven't come across sich a one as he for one while, and it will be a jolly lot o' Sundays afore we meets with sich another."
"There's no doubt about it, in this world, Foster," said Crotchet. "Ah, he's quite the character, he really is. We haven't encountered anyone like him in a while, and it will be a long time before we meet someone like him again."
"It will, indeed. Is Fletcher keeping an eye on the shop?"
"It definitely will. Is Fletcher watching the shop?"
"Oh, yes, right as a trivet. He's there, and so is Godfrey."
"Oh, yes, he's as solid as a rock. He's there, and so is Godfrey."
While this brief conversation was going on between the officers who had been left to watch Sweeney Todd's shop, that individual himself accompanied the customer, whom he had been conversing with, to Norfolk Street, Strand. The well-dressed personage stopped at a good-looking house, and said—
While this short conversation was happening between the officers left to monitor Sweeney Todd's shop, he himself escorted the customer he had been talking to over to Norfolk Street, Strand. The well-dressed person stopped at a nice-looking house and said—
"Mr. Mundell only lodges here for the present. His state of mind, in consequence of a heavy loss he has sustained, would not permit him to stay in his own house at Kensington."
"Mr. Mundell is only staying here temporarily. Because of a significant loss he has experienced, he isn’t in the right state of mind to remain in his own home in Kensington."
"Mr. Mundell?" said Todd.
"Mr. Mundell?" Todd asked.
"Yes. That is the gentleman you are to shave and dress."
"Yes. That's the gentleman you need to shave and dress."
"May I presume to ask, sir, what he is?"
"Can I ask you, sir, what he is?"
"Oh, he is a—a—kind of merchant, you understand, and makes what use of his money he thinks proper."
"Oh, he is a sort of merchant, you know, and uses his money however he sees fit."
"The same!" gasped Todd.
"Same here!" gasped Todd.
The door of the house was opened, and there was no retreat, although, at the moment, Todd felt as though he would much rather not shave and dress the man of whom he had procured the £8,000 upon the string of pearls; but to show any hesitation now might beget enquiry and enquiry might be awkward, so summoning all his natural audacity to his aid, Todd followed his guide into the house. He was a little puzzled to know who this person could be, until a woman made her appearance from one of the rooms upon the ground floor, and cried—
The door of the house swung open, and there was no turning back, even though, at that moment, Todd really wished he could skip shaving and getting dressed for the guy from whom he had secured the £8,000 with the string of pearls. But showing any hesitation now could lead to questions, and questions could get awkward, so he summoned all his natural boldness and followed his guide inside. He was a bit confused about who this person could be until a woman stepped out from one of the rooms on the ground floor and said—
"There now, go out, do. We don't want you any more; you have got your pocket money, so be off with you, and don't let me see your face again till night."
"There you go, off you go. We don't need you around anymore; you've got your allowance, so just leave, and I don't want to see you until tonight."
"No, my dear," said the well-dressed personage. "Certainly not. This is the barber."
"No, my dear," said the well-dressed individual. "Definitely not. This is the barber."
"Good God, Blisset, do you think I am blind, that I can't see the barber. Will you go? The captain is waiting for me to pour out his coffee, and attend to his other concerns, which nobody knows better than you, and yet you will be perpetually in the way."
"Good God, Blisset, do you think I’m blind that I can’t see the barber? Will you just go? The captain is waiting for me to serve his coffee and handle his other needs, which you know better than anyone, and still, you keep getting in the way."
"No, my dear. I—I only—"
"No, sweetheart. I—I just—"
"Hoity toity, are we going to have a disturbance, Mr. B? Recollect, sir, that I dress you well and give you money, and expect you to make yourself agreeable while I attend to the gentlemen lodgers, so be off with you; I'm sure, of all the troublesome husbands for a woman to have, you are about the worst, for you have neither the spirit to act like a man, nor the sense to keep out of the way."
"Well, are we going to have a scene, Mr. B? Remember, I dress you nicely and give you money, and I expect you to be pleasant while I deal with the gentlemen lodgers, so get lost; honestly, of all the annoying husbands a woman could have, you’re definitely the worst, because you have neither the guts to act like a man nor the common sense to stay out of the way."
"Ha!" said Todd.
"Ha!" Todd said.
Both the lodging-house keeper and his wife started at the odd sound.
Both the innkeeper and his wife jumped at the strange sound.
"What was that?" said the woman.
"What was that?" the woman asked.
"Only me, madam," said Todd, "I laughed slightly at that blue-bottle walking on the ceiling, that's all."
"Just me, ma'am," said Todd, "I chuckled a bit at that fly crawling on the ceiling, that's all."
"What a laugh," said Blisset, as he left the house; and then the lady of the mansion turning to Todd, said—
"What a joke," Blisset said as he left the house. Then the lady of the house turned to Todd and said—
"You are to attend to Mr. Mundell, poor man. You will find him in the front room on the second floor, poor man."
"You need to take care of Mr. Mundell, the poor guy. You'll find him in the front room on the second floor, the poor guy."
"Is he ill, madam?"
"Is he sick, ma'am?"
"Oh, I don't know, I rather think he's grizzling about some of his money, that's all, but it don't matter one way or the other. They say he is as rich as a Jew, and I'll take good care he pays enough here."
"Oh, I don't know, I guess he's just complaining about some of his money, that's all, but it doesn't really matter either way. They say he's as rich as can be, and I'll make sure he pays enough here."
"Mrs. B—Mrs. B," cried a voice from the parlour.
"Mrs. B—Mrs. B," shouted a voice from the living room.
"Yes, captain, I'm coming.—I'm coming, captain."
"Yes, captain, I'm on my way. — I'm on my way, captain."
The lady bounced into the breakfast-parlour and closed the door, leaving Todd to find his way up stairs as he best could. After a hideous chuckle at the thought of Mr. Blisset's singular position in society, he commenced ascending the stairs. He accomplished the first flight without meeting with any one, but upon the second he encountered a servant girl with a pail, and Todd gave her such a hideous glance, accompanied by such a frightful contortion of his visage, that down went the pail, and the girl flew up stairs again, and locked herself in one of the attics. Without waiting to ascertain what effect the descent of the pail might have upon the nerves of the captain and the landlady, Todd pursued his course to the room whither he had been directed, and tapped at the door.
The lady bounced into the breakfast room and shut the door, leaving Todd to make his way upstairs as best he could. After letting out a scary laugh at the thought of Mr. Blisset's unusual status in society, he started up the stairs. He made it up the first flight without running into anyone, but on the second flight, he crossed paths with a maid carrying a bucket. Todd gave her such a terrifying look, along with a grotesque twist of his face, that the bucket fell, and the girl hurried back upstairs, locking herself in one of the attics. Without waiting to see how the fallen bucket might affect the nerves of the captain and the landlady, Todd continued to the room he had been directed to and knocked on the door.
"Come in," said a meek, tremulous voice. "Come in."
"Come in," said a soft, shaky voice. "Come in."
Todd opened the door, and stood in the presence of the man over whose long tried skill and habitual cunning he had obtained such a triumph in the affair of the pearls at Mundell Villa. John Mundell now, though, was far from looking like the John Mundell of the villa. He sat by the fire, wrapped up in a flannel dressing-gown, with a beard of portentous length. His cheeks had fallen in. His brow was corrugated by premature wrinkles, and the corners of his mouth were drawn down as though a look of mental distress had become quite a thing of habit with him now.
Todd opened the door and stood in front of the man whose long-experienced skill and usual cleverness had led to his triumph in the pearl incident at Mundell Villa. However, John Mundell now looked nothing like the John Mundell of the villa. He sat by the fire, wrapped in a flannel robe, with a remarkably long beard. His cheeks were sunken in. His forehead was marked by early wrinkles, and the corners of his mouth drooped as if a look of mental distress had become a permanent part of his expression.
"Who are you?" he growled out, as Todd came into the room, and with a show of carefulness closed the door after him. "Who are you, eh?"
"Who are you?" he grumbled as Todd walked into the room, making sure to close the door quietly behind him. "Who are you, huh?"
"Come to shave you, sir, and dress your hair."
"Time to shave you, sir, and style your hair."
"Ah!" cried Mundell, as he gave a start. "Where have I heard that voice before? Why does it put me in mind of my loss? My £8000! My money—my money. Am I to lose another £8000? That will make £16,000. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh dear! Who are you? Speak, friend. Who are you?"
"Ah!" cried Mundell, suddenly startled. "Where have I heard that voice before? Why does it remind me of my loss? My £8000! My money—my money. Am I going to lose another £8000? That would total £16,000. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no! Who are you? Speak, friend. Who are you?"
"Only a barber, sir," said Todd, "come to shave you, and dress your hair. Ain't you well, sir? Shall I call again?"
"Just a barber, sir," Todd said, "here to shave you and style your hair. Are you okay, sir? Should I come back later?"
"No—no—no! My losses distracts me. Only the barber? Ah, yes to be sure—only the barber. I must go to court, and ask for the duke of something. Good God, yes! I will see all the dukes, until I find out my duke. He who had my £8000, and has left me so poor and so wretched. Oh, dear! Oh, dear, my money—my hard-earned money. Oh, gracious, if I were to lose another £8000, I should go mad—mad—mad!"
"No—no—no! My losses are driving me crazy. Just the barber? Oh right, just the barber. I need to go to court and ask about the duke of something. Good God, yes! I’ll meet all the dukes until I find my duke. The one who took my £8000 and left me so broke and miserable. Oh, dear! Oh, dear, my money—my hard-earned money. Oh, gracious, if I lost another £8000, I’d go insane—insane—insane!"
"Shall I begin, sir?" said Todd.
"Should I start, sir?" Todd asked.
"Begin? Begin what? Oh, yes, my hair; and I must be shaved too, or they won't let me in at all. I will have the pearls or my money. I will see all the dukes, and pounce upon my duke. Oh, yes, I will have the pearls or the money."
"Start? Start what? Oh, right, my hair; and I need to get shaved too, or they won't let me in at all. I want the pearls or my money. I'll meet all the dukes, and I'll go for my duke. Oh, yes, I will have the pearls or the money."
"Pearls, sir?" said Todd, as he began to arrange the shaving apparatus he had brought with him. "Did you say pearls?"
"Pearls, sir?" Todd asked, as he started to set up the shaving kit he had brought with him. "Did you say pearls?"
"Bah! what do you know about pearls, who, I dare say, never saw one. Bah! You—a poor beggarly barber. But I will have them back, or my money. I will raise London, but I will find them. I will see the queen herself, and know what duke she gave the pearls to, and then I will find him and have my money."
"Ugh! What do you know about pearls, you who I've bet has never seen one. Ugh! You—a pathetic barber. But I want my pearls back, or I want my money. I will turn London upside down to find them. I will talk to the queen herself and find out which duke she gave the pearls to, and then I’ll track him down and get my money."
"Now, sir. A little this way." "Oh, dear—oh, dear! What do you charge?"
"Now, sir. Just a bit to the left." "Oh no—oh no! How much do you charge?"
"Anything you please, sir. When I come to a gentleman, I always leave it to his generosity to pay me what he pleases."
"Anything you want, sir. When I approach a gentleman, I always rely on his generosity to pay me whatever he thinks is fair."
"Ah! more expense. More expense. That means that I am to pay for the service done me, and something else besides for the sake of a compliment upon my liberality. But I ain't liberal. I won't be generous. Where's my money, my pearls; and now to go to all sorts of expense to go to court, and see dukes. Oh, the devil. Eh? Eh?"
"Ugh! More costs. More costs. That means I have to pay for the service I received, plus extra just as a compliment for my generosity. But I'm not generous. I won't be kind. Where's my money, my pearls; and now I have to go through all sorts of expenses to go to court and see dukes. Oh, for goodness' sake. Huh? Huh?"
"Sir?"
"Excuse me?"
"Stop. What an odd thing. Why, you are very—very—"
"Stop. That's a strange thing. Why, you are very—very—"
"Very what, sir?" said Todd, making a hideous face.
"Very what, sir?" Todd said, making a terrible face.
"Like the duke, or my fancy leads me astray. Wait a bit. Don't move."
"Just like the duke, unless I'm mistaken. Hold on. Don’t move."
Mundell placed his hands over his eyes for a moment, and then suddenly withdrawing them he looked at Todd again.
Mundell covered his eyes for a moment, and then suddenly pulled his hands away and looked at Todd again.
"Yes, you are like the duke. How came you to be like a duke, the villain. Oh, if I could but see my pearls."
"Yeah, you really are like the duke. How did you end up being like a duke, you villain? Oh, if only I could see my pearls."
"What duke, sir?"
"What duke are you talking about, sir?"
"I would give £500—no, I mean £100, that is £50, to know what duke," screamed Mundell with vehemence. Then suddenly lapsing into quietness, he added—"Shave me. Shave me, I will go to court, and St. James's shall ring again with the story of my pearls. Lost! lost! lost! Did he abscond from his wife with them, or was he murdered? I wonder? I wonder?—£8000 gone all at once. I might have borne such a loss by degrees, but d—n it—"
"I would give £500—no, I mean £100, that is £50, to know which duke," screamed Mundell passionately. Then suddenly going quiet, he added, "Shave me. Shave me, I'm going to go to court, and St. James's will buzz again with the story of my pearls. Lost! lost! lost! Did he run away from his wife with them, or was he killed? I wonder? I wonder?—£8000 gone just like that. I could have handled such a loss gradually, but damn it—"
"Really, sir, if you will go on talking about pearls and dukes, the shaving brush will go into your mouth, and there's no such thing as avoiding it."
"Honestly, sir, if you keep going on about pearls and dukes, you're going to end up with a shaving brush in your mouth, and you can't avoid that."
"Confound you. Go on. Shave me and have done with it. Oh, dear! Oh, dear!"
"Curse you. Just go ahead. Shave me and get it over with. Oh, no! Oh, no!"
John Mundell now contented himself by uttering drawn sighs, with now and then the accompaniment of a hideous groan, while Todd lathered his face with great affected care. The sighs and the groans both, however, ceased soon, and Todd became aware that the eyes of John Mundell were fixed upon him with a steady stare. No doubt, the usurer was recalling bit by bit to his memory the features of the sham duke, and comparing them with Todd's. To be sure, upon the occasion of his visit to Mundell Villa, Todd had taken every precaution to disguise his features; but then it must be admitted that the features of the barber were rather peculiar, and that John Mundell was professionally a more than ordinary keen observer, and thus it was that, as Todd lathered away, he became more and more impressed by the fact that there was a startling resemblance between Todd and the nobleman who had borrowed £8000 upon the string of pearls.
John Mundell now occupied himself with drawn-out sighs, occasionally punctuated by a ghastly groan, while Todd carefully applied lather to his face. However, both the sighs and groans soon stopped, and Todd realized that John Mundell was staring at him intently. No doubt, the moneylender was piecing together the features of the fake duke and comparing them to Todd's. Of course, during his visit to Mundell Villa, Todd had taken every effort to disguise his appearance; still, it must be said that the barber’s features were quite distinctive, and John Mundell was an unusually astute observer. As Todd continued to lather, he became increasingly aware of how strikingly similar he looked to the nobleman who had borrowed £8,000 against the string of pearls.
"What's your name?" he said.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"Todd."
"Todd."
"Humph! a well-to-do man?"
"Humph! a wealthy man?"
"Poor as Job."
"Poor like Job."
"How very like you are to a great man. Do you ever go to court? I think—I am sure I have seen you somewhere."
"You're so much like a great person. Do you ever go to court? I feel like I've definitely seen you somewhere."
"Very likely," said Todd, "for I often go there."
"Probably," Todd said, "because I go there often."
"What, to court?"
"What, to date?"
"Nay, sir, not to court, but somewhere. Will you have the whiskers left just as they are, or taken off entirely, sir?"
"No, sir, not to the court, but somewhere else. Do you want to keep the whiskers just as they are, or should they be removed completely, sir?"
Tap! tap! came at the chamber door, and a boy peeped in, saying—
Tap! Tap! came at the chamber door, and a boy peeked in, saying—
"Please, sir, the tailor has brought the things."
"Excuse me, sir, the tailor has brought the items."
CHAPTER LIII.
THE MURDER OF THE USURER.
"Come in! Come in! More expense. More losses. As if an honest man, who only does what he can with his own, could not come to the court with a hope of meeting with a civil reception, unless he were decked out like a buffoon. Come in. Well, who are you?"
"Come in! Come in! More expenses. More losses. As if an honest person, who only does what they can with their own resources, couldn't come to court hoping for a decent reception unless they were dressed up like a clown. Come in. So, who are you?"
"Augustus Snipes, sir, at your service. Brought home the clothes, sir. The full dress suit you were so good as to order to be ready to-day, sir."
"Augustus Snipes, at your service, sir. I brought back the clothes, sir. The full dress suit you requested to be ready today, sir."
"Oh, you are a tailor?"
"Oh, you're a tailor?"
"Oh, dear no, sir. We are not tailors now a days. We are artists."
"Oh, no, sir. We're not tailors anymore. We're artists."
"Curse you, whatever you are. I don't care. Some artist I'm afraid has done me out of £8000. Oh, dear. Put down the things. What do they come to?"
"Curse you, whatever you are. I don’t care. Some artist has probably scammed me out of £8000. Oh, no. Put the stuff down. How much do they cost?"
"Eighteen pounds ten shillings and threepence, sir."
"Eighteen pounds ten shillings and three pence, sir."
John Mundell gave a deep groan, and the tailor brushed past Todd to place the clothes upon a side table. As he returned he caught sight of Todd's face, and in an instant his face lighting up, he cried—
John Mundell let out a deep groan, and the tailor brushed past Todd to set the clothes on a side table. As he came back, he saw Todd's face, and in an instant, his own face lit up, and he exclaimed—
"Ah! how do? How do?"
"Hey! How's it going?"
"Eh!" said Todd.
"Ugh!" said Todd.
"How did the Pompadour coloured coat and the velvet smalls do, eh?—Fit well? Lord, what a rum start for a barber to have a suit of clothes fit for a duke."
"How did the Pompadour colored coat and the velvet pants turn out, huh?—Fit well? Wow, what a strange beginning for a barber to have a suit of clothes that’s fit for a duke."
"Duke!" cried Mundell.
"Duke!" shouted Mundell.
Todd lifted one of his huge feet and gave the "artist" a kick that sent him sprawling to the door of the room.
Todd lifted one of his huge feet and kicked the "artist," sending him sprawling to the door of the room.
"That," he said, "will teach you to make game of a poor man with a large family, you scoundrel. What, you won't go, won't you? The—"
"That," he said, "will teach you to mess with a poor man who has a big family, you scoundrel. What, you’re not going to leave, are you? The—"
The artist shot out at the door like lightning, and flew down the stairs as though the devil himself was at his heels. Todd carefully closed the door again, and fastened it by a little bolt that was upon it. A strange expression was upon the countenance of John Mundell. His face looked perfectly convulsed, and he slowly rose from his chair. Todd placed one of his huge hands upon his breast and pushed him back again.
The artist bolted out the door like a shot and raced down the stairs as if the devil were right behind him. Todd carefully closed the door again and secured it with a small latch. John Mundell had a strange look on his face. His expression was completely twisted, and he slowly stood up from his chair. Todd placed one of his big hands on his chest and pushed him back down again.
"What's the matter?" said Todd.
"What's wrong?" said Todd.
"He—he—knows you."
"He knows you."
"Well."
"Alright."
"The Pompadour coloured coat! Ah, I recollect the Pompadour coloured coat, too. I thought I knew your face. There was a something, too, about your voice that haunted me like the remembrance of a dream. You—you—are—"
"The Pompadour-colored coat! Ah, I remember the Pompadour-colored coat, too. I thought I recognized your face. There was something about your voice that stuck with me like the memory of a dream. You—you—are—"
"What?"
"What?"
"Help—help! Tell me if I be mad, or if you are a duke in the disguise of a barber, or a barber in the likeness of a duke. Ah, that Pompadour coloured coat, it sticks—sticks in my throat."
"Help—help! Tell me if I’m crazy, or if you’re a duke pretending to be a barber, or a barber who looks like a duke. Ah, that Pompadour-colored coat, it’s stuck—stuck in my throat."
"I wish it did," growled Todd. "What do you mean, Mr. Mundell?—Pray express yourself. What do you mean by those incoherent expressions?"
"I wish it did," growled Todd. "What do you mean, Mr. Mundell?—Please express yourself. What do you mean by those confusing statements?"
"Are you human?"
"Are you a person?"
"Dear me, I hope so. Really, sir, you look quite wild."
"Wow, I hope so. Seriously, you look a bit out of control."
"Stop—stop—let me think—the face—the voice—the Pompadour coat—the costume fit for a duke. It must be so.—Man or devil, I will grapple with you, for you have got my pearls and my money. My £8000—my gold that I have lived, that I have toiled for—that I have schemed, and cheated to keep up—that I have shut my eyes to all sights for—and my heart to all tender emotions. You have my money, and I will denounce you!"
"Stop—stop—let me think—the face—the voice—the fancy coat—the outfit fit for a duke. It must be so.—Man or devil, I will confront you, because you have my pearls and my money. My £8000—my gold that I have worked for, that I have slaved for—that I have plotted and cheated to hold on to—that I have ignored everything for—and my heart to all tender feelings. You have my money, and I will expose you!"
"Stop," said Todd.
"Stop," Todd said.
The usurer paused in what he was saying, but he still glared at Todd fiercely, and his eyes protruded from their orbits, while the muscles of his mouth worked as though he were still trying to utter audible sounds, but by some power was denied the capacity to utter them.
The loan shark stopped what he was saying, but he continued to glare at Todd fiercely, his eyes bulging from their sockets, and the muscles in his mouth moved as if he was still trying to speak, but for some reason, he couldn't get the words out.
"You say you have lost pearls?"
"You say you lost pearls?"
"Yes—yes.—Orient pearls."
"Yes—yes.—Oriental pearls."
Todd dived his hand into the breast of his apparel and produced the string of pearls. He held them before the ravished and dazzled eyes of John Mundell, as he said—
Todd reached into his clothing and pulled out the string of pearls. He held them up in front of the captivated and astonished eyes of John Mundell, as he said—
"Were they like these?"
"Are they like this?"
With a cry of joy Mundell grasped at the pearls. Tears of gratified avarice gushed from his eyes.
With a joyful shout, Mundell reached for the pearls. Tears of satisfied greed streamed from his eyes.
"My own—my own pearls—my beautiful pearls!—Oh, blessed chance—my pearls back again. Ha! ha! ha!"
"My own—my own pearls—my beautiful pearls!—Oh, blessed luck—my pearls are back! Ha! ha! ha!"
"Ha!" echoed Todd, as he stepped behind the chair on which John Mundell was sitting.
"Ha!" echoed Todd as he stepped behind the chair where John Mundell was sitting.
With his left hand he took one vigorous grasp of the remaining hair upon the head of the usurer, and forced his back against the chair. In another instant there was a sickening gushing sound. Todd, with the razor he held in his right hand, had nearly cut John Mundell's head off. Then he held him still by the hair. Gasp—gasp—gasp—bubble—gasp—bubble.—Ah! ah! ah!—Goggle—goggle. A slight convulsive movement of the lashes, and the eyes set, and became opaquely dim. The warm blood still bubbled, but John Mundell was dead. Todd picked up the pearls and carefully replaced them in his bosom again.
With his left hand, he grabbed the remaining hair on the usurer's head and pushed him back against the chair. In the next moment, there was a sickening gushing sound. Todd, with the razor in his right hand, had nearly decapitated John Mundell. He held him still by the hair. Gasp—gasp—gasp—bubble—gasp—bubble.—Ah! ah! ah!—Goggle—goggle. A slight convulsive movement of the eyelashes, and the eyes closed, becoming dim and opaque. The warm blood still bubbled, but John Mundell was dead. Todd picked up the pearls and carefully placed them back in his shirt.
"How many strange events," he said, "hang upon these baubles. Ah, it's only one more—a dirty job rather—but business is business!"
"How many weird things," he said, "are tied to these trinkets. Ah, it's just one more—an unpleasant task, sure—but work is work!"
He stood in the room as silent as a statue, and listened intently. Not the slightest sound indicative of the proximity of any one came upon his ears. He felt quite convinced that the deed of blood had been done in perfect secrecy. But then there he was.—Who but he could be accused? There he stood, the self-convicted murderer. Had he not done the deed with the weapon of his handicraft that he had brought to the house? How was Todd to escape the seeming inevitable cold-blooded murder? We shall see. Huddled up in the chair, was the dead body. Mundell had not fallen out of the capacious easy seat in which he sat when he breathed his last. The blood rolled to the floor, where it lay in a steaming mass. Todd was careful—very careful not to tread in it, and he looked down his garments to see if there were any tell-tale spots of gore; but standing behind the chair to do the deed, as he had done, he had been saved from anything of the sort. There he stood, externally spotless, like many a seeming and smirking sinner in this world—but oh, how black and stained within!
He stood in the room as still as a statue and listened carefully. Not a single sound that suggested someone was nearby reached his ears. He was convinced that the bloody deed had been done in complete secrecy. But there he was. Who else could be accused? He stood there, the self-confessed murderer. Hadn’t he carried out the act with the tool of his trade that he had brought into the house? How could Todd escape the obvious cold-blooded murder? We’ll see. Huddled in the chair was the dead body. Mundell hadn’t fallen out of the comfortable seat where he had taken his last breath. Blood pooled on the floor, lying there in a steaming mass. Todd was very careful not to step in it, and he checked his clothes for any incriminating spots of blood; however, standing behind the chair to commit the act, as he had done, had kept him from any stains. He stood there, looking spotless on the outside, like many a seemingly innocent sinner in this world—but oh, how dark and stained he was on the inside!
"Humph!" said Todd; "John Mundell was half distracted by a heavy loss. He was ill, and his mind was evidently affected. He could not even shave himself. Oh, it is quite evident that John Mundell, unable to bear his miseries, real or ideal, any longer, in a fit of partial insanity, cut his throat. Yes, that will do."
"Humph!" said Todd; "John Mundell was totally overwhelmed by a big loss. He was sick, and it was clear his mind wasn't right. He couldn't even shave himself. Oh, it's obvious that John Mundell, unable to handle his suffering, whether real or imagined, finally in a moment of partial insanity, took his own life. Yes, that makes sense."
Todd still kept the razor in his grasp. What is he going to do?—Murder again the murdered?—Is he afraid that a man,
Todd still held the razor tightly. What is he going to do?—Murder the murdered again?—Is he afraid that a man,
will jostle him from his perilous pinnacle of guilty safety?—No. He takes one of the clammy dead hands in his own—he clasps the half rigid fingers over the handle of the razor, and then he holds them until, in the course of a minute or so, they have assumed the grasp he wishes, and the razor, with which he, Todd, did the deed of blood, is held listlessly, but most significantly, in the hand of the dead.
will push him off his dangerous height of guilty safety?—No. He takes one of the cold dead hands in his own—he wraps the half-stiff fingers around the handle of the razor, and then he holds them until, in about a minute or so, they have taken the grip he wants, and the razor, with which he, Todd, committed the bloody act, is held casually, but very meaningfully, in the hand of the dead.

The Murder Of The Usurer.
The Usurer's Murder.
"That will do," said Todd.
"That's good enough," said Todd.
The door is reached and unfastened, and the barber slips out of the room. He closes the door again upon the fetid hot aroma of the blood that is there, fresh from the veins of a human being like himself—no—no—not like himself.—No one can be like Sweeney Todd. He is a being of his own species—distinct, alone, an incarnation of evil! Todd was in no particular hurry to descend the stairs. He gained the passage with tolerable deliberation, and then he heard voices in the parlour.
The door is opened, and the barber steps out of the room. He shuts the door behind him, closing off the sickening hot smell of blood that lingers there, fresh from the veins of a person—no—no—not like him.—No one can be like Sweeney Todd. He is in a league of his own—different, solitary, a true embodiment of evil! Todd isn't rushing to go down the stairs. He makes his way to the hallway at a steady pace, and then he hears voices in the parlor.
"What a man you are!" said Mrs. Blisset.
"What a guy you are!" said Mrs. Blisset.
"Ah, my dear, I am indeed. Who would not be a man for your sake? As for Mr. Blisset, I don't think him worth attention."
"Ah, my dear, I truly am. Who wouldn't want to be a man for you? As for Mr. Blisset, I don’t think he deserves any attention."
"Nor I," said the lady, snapping her fingers, "I don't value him that. The poor mean-spirited wretch—he's not to be compared to you, captain."
"Me neither," said the lady, snapping her fingers. "I don’t think much of him. The pathetic little coward—he's nothing compared to you, captain."
"I should think not, my love. Have you got any change in your pocket?"
"I don't think so, my love. Do you have any change in your pocket?"
"Yes. I—I-think I have about seven shillings or so."
"Yeah. I—I think I have about seven shillings or something."
"That will do. Much obliged to you, madam—I mean, my dear Mrs. B. Ah, if you would but smother Blisset, so that I might have the joy of making you Mrs. Captain Coggan, what a happy man I should be."
"That’s enough. Thank you, ma’am—I mean, my dear Mrs. B. Oh, if you could just get rid of Blisset, so I could have the pleasure of calling you Mrs. Captain Coggan, how happy I would be."
Todd tapped at the door.
Todd knocked on the door.
"What was that?" cried the captain in evident alarm; "Is it Blisset?"
"What was that?" the captain shouted in clear panic. "Is it Blisset?"
"No, captain—oh, no; I should like to see him interrupt me, indeed. A pretty thing that I cannot do what I like in the house I keep. Come in."
"No, captain—oh, no; I would love to see him try to interrupt me, really. How ridiculous that I can't do what I want in the house I run. Come in."
Todd just opened the door far enough to introduce his hideous head; and having done so, stared at the pair with such a selection of frightful physiognomical changes, that they both sat transfixed with horror. At length Todd broke the silence by saying—
Todd just opened the door just enough to show his ugly face, and after doing that, he stared at the two of them with such a variety of terrifying expressions that they both sat there frozen in fear. Finally, Todd broke the silence by saying—
"He's frightfully nervous."
"He's really nervous."
"What?—what?—who?" gasped the captain.
"What?—what?—who?" the captain gasped.
"What?" repeated Mrs. Blisset.
"What?" Mrs. Blisset repeated.
"What's his name, upstairs, that I was sent for to shave just now."
"What's his name up there that I was just sent to shave?"
"What, Mr. Mundell. Ah, poor man, he has been in a very nervous state ever since he has been here. He continually talks of a heavy loss he has had."
"What’s wrong, Mr. Mundell? Ah, poor guy, he’s been really on edge ever since he got here. He keeps talking about a huge loss he’s experienced."
"Yes," said Todd, "I suppose he means you to pay me."
"Yeah," Todd said, "I guess he expects you to pay me."
"Me?"
"Me?"
"Yes, ma'am. He says he is too nervous and excited for me to shave him just now, but he has borrowed a razor from me and says he will shave himself in the course of an hour or so, and send it back to me."
"Yes, ma'am. He says he's too nervous and excited for me to shave him right now, but he borrowed a razor from me and says he will shave himself in about an hour or so and send it back to me."
"Oh, very well. Your money will be sent with the razor, no doubt; for although Mr. Mundell is so continually talking of his losses, they tell me he is as rich as a Jew."
"Oh, fine. Your money will be sent along with the razor, no doubt; because even though Mr. Mundell keeps going on about his losses, I've heard he's as rich as can be."
"Thank you, ma'am. Good morning; good morning, sir."
"Thank you, ma'am. Good morning; good morning, sir."
The captain cast a supercilious glance upon Todd, but did not deign to make the remotest reply to the mock civility with which he was bidden good morning. No one stands so much upon his dignity, as he whose title to any at all is exceedingly doubtful. The female heart, however, is mollified by devotion, and Mrs. Blisset returned the adieu of Todd. When he got into the passage, he uttered one of his extraordinary laughs, and then opening the street door, he let himself out. Todd by no means hurried back to Fleet Street, but as he walked along he now and then shrugged his shoulders and shook his huge hands, which, to those acquainted with his peculiarities, would have been sufficient indications of the fact that he was enjoying himself greatly. At length he spoke—
The captain looked down on Todd with a smug glance but didn’t bother to respond to the sarcastic politeness of Todd's good morning. No one clings to their dignity more than someone whose right to it is highly questionable. However, a devoted heart can soften, and Mrs. Blisset returned Todd’s farewell. Once he got into the hallway, he let out one of his strange laughs, and then, opening the front door, he stepped outside. Todd didn’t rush back to Fleet Street, but as he walked, he occasionally shrugged his shoulders and shook his large hands, which would have clearly indicated to those familiar with him that he was having a great time. Finally, he spoke—
"So—so—what a Providence we have, after all, watching over us. The moment I am in any real danger as regards the string of pearls, up starts some circumstance that enables me to ward it off. Well, well, some day I almost think I shall turn religious and build a church, and endow it. Ha!"
"So—so—what a blessing we have, after all, keeping an eye on us. The moment I'm in any real threat concerning the string of pearls, some situation comes up that allows me to fend it off. Well, well, someday I almost think I might become religious and build a church, and support it. Ha!"
Todd was so tickled at the idea of his building a church and endowing it, that he stopped at the corner of Milford Lane, to enjoy an unusual amount of laughter; as he did so he saw no other than Mrs. Ragg, slowly coming towards him.
Todd was so amused by the idea of building a church and funding it that he stopped at the corner of Milford Lane to indulge in a good laugh. While he was doing this, he noticed none other than Mrs. Ragg slowly walking toward him.
"Ah," he said, "Tobias's mother. The mother of the Tobias that was!—I will avoid her."
"Ah," he said, "Tobias's mom. The mom of the Tobias that was!—I will steer clear of her."
He darted on, and was through Temple Bar before Mrs. Ragg could make up her mind which way to run, for run she fully intended to do, when she saw Todd standing at the corner of Milford Lane. But she had no occasion for hurrying from him, as he walked in the direction of his shop as speedily as possible. Although he was perfectly satisfied with the clever manner he had ridded himself of the usurer, who probably might have been a source of annoyance to him, and who might eventually have been the means of bringing him to justice, he thought that he might be losing opportunities of making more victims for the accumulation of his ill-gotten wealth.
He dashed off and got past Temple Bar before Mrs. Ragg could decide which way to run, because she definitely intended to run when she spotted Todd at the corner of Milford Lane. But she didn't need to hurry away from him since he was heading to his shop as quickly as he could. Although he felt completely satisfied with how cleverly he had gotten rid of the moneylender, who could have potentially been a pain for him and might have even led to his downfall, he worried that he might miss out on chances to make more victims to add to his ill-gotten wealth.
CHAPTER LIV.
SIR RICHARD BLUNT'S PROGRESS.
We will now return, and see with what zeal Sir Richard Blunt and his active co-operators are at work, and how that persevering gentleman has taken the cause of humanity in hand, with a determined will to bring the atrocious criminals to a just tribunal. Sir Richard and his men continued to pass and repass Todd's window, and one or other had an eye upon the door, so that it was almost impossible for any one to go in without the officers seeing them; and as some one of the officers followed each customer into the shop, under some pretence, and did not return till the strangers had been shaved, it was impossible that he could continue his murderous trade. The barouet, however, could not continue to remain long in the vicinity of Todd's shop without exciting the suspicions of that crafty demon in human form. Todd seemed very ill at ease, and his eye was more frequently at the hole which commanded a view of everything within range of his window, and in spite of the various guises the officers assumed, he seemed to take a more close survey of their features than he had done when they had first visited his shop. It was rarely that his customers came in pairs, otherwise it would have continually prevented his schemes; but now none came alone, each one had his companion or attendant. One morning, almost as soon as the barber had opened his shutters, a seafaring man entered his shop in haste, and throwing himself on a chair, requested to be shaved immediately. He appeared to have but lately returned from India, or some other hot climate, for his features were well bronzed, and from his general aspect and conversation, he appeared to be a man of superior station in life. However, in this manner, the barber reasoned and came to the conclusion that he should have a good morning's work if none of his tormentors came to avert his intentions.
We will now go back and see how intensely Sir Richard Blunt and his dedicated team are working, and how that determined man has taken on the cause of humanity, fully committed to bringing the ruthless criminals to justice. Sir Richard and his men kept walking back and forth by Todd's window, watching the door closely, making it nearly impossible for anyone to enter without the officers noticing. Since one of the officers followed each customer into the shop under some pretext, and didn't come back until the strangers were shaved, it was impossible for Todd to keep up his murderous business. However, the baronet couldn’t linger near Todd's shop for long without raising suspicion from that cunning demon in human form. Todd seemed very anxious, watching more intently than usual through the peephole that allowed him to see everything within view of his window, and despite the various disguises the officers wore, he scrutinized their faces more closely than he had when they first visited his shop. It was rare that his customers came in pairs, or else it would consistently interfere with his plans; but now none came alone—each had a companion or attendant. One morning, almost as soon as the barber opened his shutters, a sailor rushed into his shop and threw himself into a chair, asking to be shaved right away. He looked like he had just returned from India or some other hot place, as his skin was well-tanned, and from his overall appearance and conversation, he seemed to be a man of higher status. The barber thought about this and concluded that he would have a productive morning if none of his tormentors showed up to ruin his plans.
"A fine morning, sir," said Todd.
"A beautiful morning, sir," said Todd.
"Very," said the stranger; "but make haste and accomplish your task; I have a payment to make to a merchant in the city this morning by nine o'clock, and it is now more than half-past eight."
"Very," said the stranger; "but hurry up and finish your task; I need to make a payment to a merchant in the city this morning by nine o'clock, and it’s already more than half-past eight."
"I will polish you off in no time," said the barber, with a grin; "then you can proceed and transact your business in good time. Sit a little nearer this way, sir, the chair will only stand firmly in one position, and it is exceedingly uncomfortable for gentlemen to remain, even for a few moments, on an unsteady chair."
"I'll have you all set in no time," said the barber with a smile; "then you can go and take care of your business without delay. Come a bit closer, sir; the chair is only stable in one spot, and it’s really uncomfortable for gentlemen to sit on an unsteady chair, even for a short time."
Todd adjusted the chair, by dint of what appeared to the stranger to be a deal of unnecessary trouble, and he said—
Todd moved the chair, which seemed to the stranger to be a lot of unnecessary hassle, and he said—
"You seem remarkably anxious to put the chair in what you call a comfortable position, but we sailors are rather rough, therefore you need not make so much fuss about my comfort for so short a time, but proceed with the business."
"You seem really eager to adjust the chair to what you consider a comfortable position, but us sailors are pretty tough, so you don't need to worry so much about my comfort for such a short while—just get on with the task."
Todd seemed rather disconcerted at the stranger's remarks, and could not understand whether his words were uttered by chance, or imported more than Todd liked.
Todd seemed quite unsettled by the stranger's comments and couldn't figure out if his words were said casually or if they meant more than Todd was comfortable with.
"It is a maxim of mine, sir," said Todd, "to make everybody that comes to my shop as comfortable as possible during the short time they remain with me. One half-inch further this way, sir, and you will be in a better position."
"It’s one of my principles, sir," Todd said, "to make everyone who comes to my shop as comfortable as possible during their brief time with me. Move just half an inch this way, sir, and you’ll be in a better spot."
As he spoke he drew the chair to the spot he wished it, which circumstance seemed to please him, for he looked around him, and indulged in one of those hideous grins he executed just when he was on the point of committing some diabolical act. The gurgling noise he made in his throat caused the seaman to give a sudden start, which Todd perceiving, said—
As he talked, he pulled the chair to the spot he wanted, and this seemed to make him happy, as he glanced around and flashed one of those creepy grins he had just before doing something wicked. The gurgling sound in his throat made the sailor jump, and noticing this, Todd said—
"Did you hear the noise my poor old cat made, sir? she often does so when strangers come in, sir."
"Did you hear the noise my poor old cat made, sir? She often does that when strangers come in, sir."
"It did not sound much like a cat; but if I had an animal that made such a demoniacal noise, I should soon send her to rest. Every one to their taste, though; I suppose you term the noise, that almost startled me, agreeable."
"It didn’t really sound like a cat; but if I had an animal that made such a horrifying noise, I would quickly send her to rest. Everyone has their own preferences, though; I guess you would call the noise that almost startled me pleasing."
"Yes, sir," said the barber; "I like to hear her, because I think she is enjoying herself; and you know men and beasts require a something to stimulate the system."
"Yeah, sure," said the barber; "I love hearing her because I think she's having a good time; and you know both people and animals need something to energize them."
By this time the lather was over the seaman's face. He could not speak, except at the imminent risk of swallowing a considerable quantity of the soap that Todd had covered his face with. The barber seemed dexterously to ply a razor on the seaman's face, which caused him to make wry faces, indicating that the operation was painful; the grimaces grew more fantastic to the beholder, but evidently less able to be withstood by the person operated upon.
By this point, the shaving foam was all over the sailor's face. He couldn't say anything without risking swallowing a lot of the soap Todd had smeared on him. The barber skillfully moved a razor across the sailor's face, making him contort in pain, which showed the process was uncomfortable; the expressions he made became more exaggerated to onlookers, but clearly more difficult for the sailor to endure.
"Good God, barber," he at length ejaculated, "why the devil don't you keep better materials?—I cannot stand this. The razor you are attempting to shave me with has not been ground, I should think, for a twelvemonth. Get another and finish me off, as you term it, in no time."
"Good God, barber," he finally exclaimed, "why the hell don't you use better tools?—I can't handle this. The razor you're trying to use on me hasn't been sharpened, I guess, in a year. Get another one and finish me off, as you say, quickly."
"Exactly, sir—I will get one more suited to your beard, and will return in one minute, when you will be polished off to my satisfaction."
"Exactly, sir—I’ll get one that fits your beard better and be back in a minute, when you’ll be looking exactly how I want."
He entered the little parlour at the back of the shop, but previously he took the precaution of putting his eye to the hole that gave a sight into the street; turning round, apparently satisfied with his scrutiny, he went in search of the superior razor he spoke of. A low grating sound, like that of a ragged cord commencing the moving of pullies, was to be heard, when Sir Richard Blunt threw the door open, and took a seat in the shop near where the stranger was sitting. He was so disguised that Todd could not recognise him as the same person that had been in his shop so many times before. The barber's face was purple with rage and disappointment; but he restrained it by an immense effort, and spoke to Sir Richard in a tolerably calm tone—
He walked into the small parlor at the back of the shop, but first, he took a moment to peek through the hole that looked out onto the street. After turning around, seemingly satisfied with what he saw, he went to find the superior razor he mentioned. A low, grating noise, like a frayed cord starting to move pulleys, could be heard as Sir Richard Blunt flung the door open and sat down in the shop near where the stranger was sitting. He was so disguised that Todd didn't recognize him as the same person who had visited his shop many times before. The barber's face was flushed with rage and disappointment, but he held it back with great effort and spoke to Sir Richard in a fairly calm tone—
"Hair cut, sir, or shaved, sir? I shall not be long before I have finished this gentleman off—perhaps you would like to call in again in a few minutes?"
"Haircut, sir, or shaved, sir? I won't be long finishing up with this gentleman—maybe you'd like to come back in a few minutes?"
"Thank you; I am not in a particular hurry, and being rather tired I will rest myself in your shop, if you have no objection."
"Thanks; I'm not in a rush, and since I'm pretty tired, I'll rest in your shop if that's okay with you."
"My shop is but just open, and our ventilation being bad, it is much more pleasant to inhale the street air for a few minutes, than the vitiated air of houses in this neighbourhood."
"My shop has just opened, and since the ventilation is poor, it's much more enjoyable to breathe in the fresh air from the street for a few minutes than the stale air from the houses in this neighborhood."
"I am not much afraid of my health for a few minutes, therefore would rather take rest."
"I’m not really worried about my health for just a few minutes, so I’d prefer to take a break."
Todd turned his face away and ground his teeth, when he found that all his arguments were unavailing in moving the will of his new customer; therefore he soon finished shaving the first customer.
Todd turned his face away and clenched his teeth when he realized that none of his arguments were convincing his new customer. So he quickly finished shaving the first client.
"At your service, sir," said Todd to Sir Richard, who seemed absorbed in reading a newspaper he took from his pocket. He looked up, and saw that the stranger was nearly ready to leave, therefore he continued reading till the stranger was in the act of passing out of the shop, when he said—
"At your service, sir," Todd said to Sir Richard, who appeared focused on reading a newspaper he had pulled from his pocket. He looked up and noticed that the stranger was almost ready to leave, so he kept reading until the stranger was about to walk out of the shop, at which point he said—
"What time do the royal family pass through Temple-bar to the City this morning?"
"What time is the royal family passing through Temple Bar to the City this morning?"
"Half-past nine," said Todd.
"9:30," said Todd.
"Then I have not time to be shaved now—I will call in again. Good morning." Saying which he also left the shop.
"Then I don't have time to get shaved right now—I’ll come back later. Good morning." With that, he also left the shop.
In a few minutes after leaving the shop of Todd, Sir Richard and the men employed by him were in consultation; and he urged strongly that the men should remain nearer to the shop than they had hitherto done, for if Sir Richard had been two minutes later, most likely he who had escaped the angry billows, would have been launched into eternity by the villanous barber.
In a few minutes after leaving Todd's shop, Sir Richard and his men were in discussion. He strongly insisted that they should stay closer to the shop than they had before, because if he had been just two minutes later, the one who had escaped the furious waves would probably have been sent to his death by the wicked barber.
For the remainder of the day Todd was more closely besieged than ever, and when night came on, Sir Richard Blunt, with two of his men, set watch upon the house of Mrs. Lovett. Sir Richard had provided himself with skeleton keys, candles, and other housebreaking implements, for the purpose of entering Mrs. Lovett's house after that lady had retired, as he had the full sanction of the law to use every means he could think of in bringing the culprits to justice. About eleven o'clock Mrs. Lovett was seen in her bedroom, with a candle in her hand, and making every preparation for retiring; in a few minutes the light was put out, and everything seemed still as death. Nothing was to be heard in the adjoining streets but the monotonous tread of the watchmen, with an occasional drawling forth of the hour of the night. This was the time Sir Richard had waited for—it was the time for him to act. He approached the street door and applied his implements with success, for the door yielded to the baronet's tools, and he soon was in the shop of the piemaker. As complete a silence reigned within as was maintained without.
For the rest of the day, Todd was under more pressure than ever, and when night fell, Sir Richard Blunt, along with two of his men, kept watch outside Mrs. Lovett's house. Sir Richard had equipped himself with skeleton keys, candles, and other burglary tools, intending to enter Mrs. Lovett's home after she had gone to bed, as he had full legal permission to use any means necessary to bring the criminals to justice. Around eleven o'clock, Mrs. Lovett was seen in her bedroom with a candle in her hand, preparing for bed. A few minutes later, the light went out, and everything fell completely silent. The only sounds in the nearby streets were the dull footsteps of the watchmen and the occasional announcement of the hour. This was the moment Sir Richard had been waiting for—it was time for him to act. He approached the front door and successfully used his tools; the door opened to his efforts, and he soon found himself inside the pie shop. A complete silence reigned inside, just as it did outside.
He waited for some time yet, though, before he moved. Finding, at length, that all was profoundly still, and feeling quite convinced that Mrs. Lovett had really retired for the night, the magistrate set about procuring a light. By the aid of some chemical matches that he had with him, this was soon accomplished, and a faint blue light shone upon the various articles in the pie-shop of Mrs. Lovett. He then took a small piece of wax taper from his pocket, and lit it. This gave him sufficient light to enable him to distinguish with accuracy any object in the place. Once again he listened, in order to be quite sure that Mrs. Lovett was not stirring, and then, finding himself perfectly satisfied upon that head, he fearlessly commenced an examination of the shop. There was nothing to excite any very particular attention, except the apparatus for lowering the platform upon which the pies were sent up from the ovens below, and in a few moments the whole attention of Sir Richard Blunt was concentrated upon that contrivance. He did not meddle with it further, than looking at it sufficiently to fully comprehend it, for he had other views just then. After, then, making himself quite master of the details of that piece of machinery, he turned his whole attention to the parlour. By the aid of a skeleton-key which he took from his pocket, he opened the door with ease, and at once entered that room, where lay the remains of the supper which Mrs. Lovett had so liberally provided for Sweeney Todd. This parlour was rather a large rambling-room, with a number of snug, handy looking cupboards in various corners. It was towards those cupboards that Sir Richard Blunt directed his attention. They were all locked, but with the means he had with him, ordinary locks presented no impediment to the prosecution of his research.
He waited for a while before he moved. After confirming that everything was completely quiet and feeling sure that Mrs. Lovett had really gone to bed for the night, the magistrate set about getting a light. Using some chemical matches he had with him, he quickly lit one, which cast a faint blue glow on the various items in Mrs. Lovett's pie shop. He then took a small piece of wax candle from his pocket and lit it. This provided enough light for him to clearly see everything in the place. Once again, he listened carefully to make sure Mrs. Lovett wasn’t making any noise, and when he was completely satisfied, he confidently began to examine the shop. There was nothing particularly noteworthy, except for the mechanism that lowered the platform sending the pies up from the ovens below, and soon, all of Sir Richard Blunt's attention was focused on that device. He didn’t tamper with it much, only looking closely enough to understand it fully, as he had other plans at the moment. After grasping the details of that machinery, he shifted his focus to the parlour. Using a skeleton key from his pocket, he easily unlocked the door and stepped into the room, where the leftovers of the supper Mrs. Lovett had generously prepared for Sweeney Todd still lay. The parlour was quite large and somewhat cluttered, with several cozy-looking cupboards in various corners. Sir Richard Blunt turned his attention to those cupboards. They were all locked, but with the tools he had, ordinary locks were no obstacle to his investigation.
CHAPTER LV.
MRS. LOVETT'S WALK.
Suddenly he heard, or fancied he heard a noise above in the house, like the sudden shutting of a door.
Suddenly, he heard, or thought he heard, a noise from above in the house, like a door suddenly closing.
"Oh," thought Sir Richard, "all is safe. She is shutting herself in for the night, I suppose. Well, Mrs. Lovett, we will see what we can find in your cupboards."
"Oh," thought Sir Richard, "everything is fine. I guess she's locking herself in for the night. Well, Mrs. Lovett, let's see what we can find in your cupboards."
The little bit of wax light, which Sir Richard had lighted, gave but a weak kind of twilight while he moved about with it in his hand, but when he stuck it on a corner of the mantel-shelf it burnt much clearer, and was sufficient to enable him just to see what he was about. So thoroughly impressed was he with the idea that Mrs. Lovett had retired to rest, that he paid no sort of attention to the house, and may be said, in a manner of speaking, to have negligently shut his ears to all sounds that did not violently attack them. He opened a cupboard, in which were some books, and on the top-shelf, lying in a confused kind of heap, were some watches, and several sets of very rich buckles for shoes. There were, likewise, several snuff-boxes in the lot. Were these little trifles presented to Mrs. Lovett, by Todd, as proofs of the thriving business he was carrying on? Sir Richard put two of the watches in his pocket.
The small wax candle that Sir Richard had lit provided only a faint glow as he moved around with it in hand, but once he set it on a corner of the mantel, it burned much brighter and was enough for him to see what he was doing. He was so convinced that Mrs. Lovett had gone to bed that he didn’t pay any attention to the house and, in a way, shut his ears to all sounds that didn’t demand his attention. He opened a cupboard filled with books, and on the top shelf, in a jumbled heap, were a few watches and several very fancy shoe buckles. There were also a few snuff-boxes in the mix. Were these little items given to Mrs. Lovett by Todd as proof of the successful business he was running? Sir Richard pocketed two of the watches.
"These may be identified," he said. "And now, if I can but find the door by which she descends to the oven below, I—"
"These can be identified," he said. "And now, if I can just find the door she uses to go down to the oven below, I—"
At this moment he was startled by a sudden accession of light in the room. His first idea, and a natural enough one too, was, that the little wax light was playing some vagaries incidental to all lights, and he turned rapidly from the cupboard to look at it. What was his astonishment to see the door that led to the upper part of the house open, and Mrs. Lovett, partially undressed, standing upon the threshold with a chamber-candlestick in her hand in which was a rushlight, the dim and dubious rays from which had produced the extra illumination that had first startled Sir Richard Blunt. No wonder that, with amazement upon his countenance, he now glanced upon this vision, for such it looked like at the moment; and yet he saw that Mrs. Lovett it was to all intents and purposes, and that he was discovered in his exploring expedition in her parlour appeared to be one of those facts it would have required no small share of moral hardihood to dispute. Seeing, however, should not always be believing, despite the venerable saying which asserts as much.
At that moment, he was startled by a sudden burst of light in the room. His first thought, which was quite reasonable, was that the little wax candle was acting strangely, so he quickly turned from the cupboard to look at it. To his astonishment, he saw the door leading to the upper part of the house open, and Mrs. Lovett, partly dressed, standing in the doorway with a chamber candlestick in her hand that had a rushlight in it. The dim and flickering light from the rushlight had created the extra illumination that had initially startled Sir Richard Blunt. It was no surprise that, with astonishment on his face, he looked at this sight, which seemed almost like a vision; yet he recognized it was indeed Mrs. Lovett, and it was clear he had been caught in the act of exploring her parlor—a fact that would require a considerable amount of moral courage to deny. However, seeing shouldn't always lead to believing, despite the old saying that insists otherwise.

Mrs. Lovett In A State Of Somnambulism.
Mrs. Lovett in a state of sleepwalking.
"I must apprehend her, now," thought Sir Richard Blunt; "I have no resource but to apprehend her at once."
"I have to catch her now," thought Sir Richard Blunt; "I have no choice but to go after her immediately."
With this object he was about to dart forward, when something strange about the appearance of Mrs. Lovett arrested his attention, and stayed his progress. He paused and remained leaning partly upon the back of a chair, while she slowly advanced into the room, and then as she came nearer to him he became convinced of what he had begun to suspect, namely—that she was walking in her sleep. There is something awful in this wandering of the mortal frame when its senses seem to be locked up in death. It looks like a resurrection from the grave—as though a corpse was again revisiting
With this object, he was about to jump forward when something odd about Mrs. Lovett's appearance caught his eye and stopped him in his tracks. He paused, leaning partially on the back of a chair as she slowly made her way into the room. When she got closer, he became sure of what he had started to suspect: that she was walking in her sleep. There’s something unsettling about the body moving around while its senses seem to be shut off, almost like a resurrection from the grave, as if a corpse were revisiting.
and even Sir Richard Blunt, with all his constitutional and acquired indifference to what would be expected to startle any one else could not help shrinking back a little, and feeling an unusual sort of terror. This transient nervousness of his, though, soon passed away, and then he set himself to watch the actions of Mrs. Lovett with all the keenness of intense interest and vividly awakened curiosity. She did not disappoint him. Moving forward into the room with a slow and stately action, so that the little flame of the rushlight was by no means disturbed, she reached the middle of the parlour and then she paused. She assumed such a natural attitude of listening, that Sir Richard Blunt voluntarily shrunk down behind the chair, for it seemed to him at the moment that she must have heard him. Then, in a low and slightly indistinct tone, she spoke—
and even Sir Richard Blunt, with all his natural and learned indifference to what would shock anyone else, couldn’t help but pull back a little and feel a strange kind of fear. This brief nervousness of his quickly faded, and then he focused intently on watching Mrs. Lovett’s actions with great interest and heightened curiosity. She didn’t let him down. Stepping into the room with slow, graceful movements that didn’t disturb the small flame of the rushlight, she reached the middle of the parlor and paused. She took on such a natural listening pose that Sir Richard Blunt instinctively crouched down behind the chair, as it seemed to him at that moment that she must have heard him. Then, in a low and slightly unclear voice, she spoke—
"Hush! hush! So still. The poison! Where is the poison?—Will he take it? Ah, that is the question, and yet how clear it is. But he is fiend-like in his suspicions. When will he come?"
"Hush! Hush! So quiet. The poison! Where's the poison?—Will he take it? Ah, that's the question, and yet it's so obvious. But he's devilish in his doubts. When will he arrive?"
She moved on towards the cupboard, in which the decanter of poisoned wine had been placed, and opening it, she felt in vain upon the shelf for it. It was still upon the table, and if anything more than another could have been a convincing proof of the mere mechanical actions of the somnambulist, this fact, that she passed the wine where it was, and only recollected where it had been, would have been amply sufficient. After finding that her search was ineffectual, she turned from the cupboard, and stood for a few moments in silence. Then a horror shook her frame, and she said—
She walked over to the cupboard where the decanter of poisoned wine had been, and when she opened it, she groped around on the shelf for it in vain. It was still on the table, and if there was any better proof of the mindless actions of the sleepwalker, it was the fact that she passed right by the wine where it was and only remembered where it had been. Realizing her search was useless, she turned away from the cupboard and stood in silence for a moment. Then, a wave of horror shook her body, and she said—
"They must all die. Bandage your eyes, and you will shut out the death shrieks. Yes, that will be something, to get rid of those frightful echoes. Bandage after bandage will, and shall do it."
"They all have to die. Wrap a cloth around your eyes, and you'll block out the sounds of death. Yeah, that will help, to silence those horrifying echoes. Layer after layer will, and can, do it."
Sir Richard stood silently watching; but such was the horror of the tones in which she spoke, that even his heart felt cold, as though the blood flowed but sluggishly through its accustomed channels.
Sir Richard stood silently watching; but the horror in her voice made his heart feel cold, as if the blood was flowing sluggishly through its usual pathways.
"Who," he thought to himself, "for the world's wealth, would have this woman's memory of the past?"
"Who," he thought to himself, "would trade anything for this woman's memories of the past?"
She still held the light, and it appeared to him as though she were about to go into the shop, but she paused before she reached the half-glass door of communication between it and the parlour, and shook like one in an ague.
She still had the light, and it looked to him like she was about to enter the shop, but she stopped before she got to the half-glass door connecting it to the parlor and trembled like someone with a fever.
"Another!—another!" she said. "How strange it is that I always know. The air seems full of floating particles of blood, and they all fall upon me! Off, off. Oh, horror! horror! I choke—I choke. Off, I say. How the hot blood steams up in a sickly vapour. There—there, now! Why does Todd let them shriek in such a fashion?"
"Another!—another!" she exclaimed. "How weird it is that I always know. The air feels heavy with floating bits of blood, and they all drop on me! Get it off, get it off. Oh, this is terrifying! I can't breathe—I can't breathe. Get it off, I said. Just look at how the hot blood steams up in a nauseating fog. There—there, now! Why does Todd let them scream like that?"
She now shook so, that Sir Richard Blunt made sure she would either drop the light she carried, or, at all events, shake it out, but neither of these contingencies took place; and, after a few moments, she got more calm. The violent agitation of her nerves gradually subsided. She spoke horrors, but it was in a different tone; and abandoning, apparently, the intention of going into the shop, she approached a portion of the parlour which had not yet been subjected to the scrutiny of Sir Richard Blunt, although it would not ultimately have escaped him. The appearance of this part of the room was simply that there was there a cupboard, but the back of this seeming cupboard formed, in reality, the door that led down the flight of stairs to the other strong iron door that effectually shut in the captive cook to his duties among the ovens. This was just the place that Sir Richard Blunt wanted to find out; and here we may as well state, that Sir Richard had an erroneous, but very natural idea, under the circumstances, that the cook or cooks were accomplices of Mrs. Lovett in her nefarious transactions. Had he been at all aware of the real state of affairs below, our friend, who had become so thoroughly disgusted with the pies, would not have been left for so long in so precarious a situation. Mrs. Lovett paused, after opening the lock of the cupboard, and in a strange, sepulchral sort of voice, she said—
She was shaking so much that Sir Richard Blunt was sure she would either drop the light she was holding or at least shake it out, but neither of those things happened; after a few moments, she calmed down. The intense agitation of her nerves slowly eased. She spoke in terrors, but her tone was different; apparently giving up the idea of going into the shop, she moved toward a part of the parlor that Sir Richard Blunt had not yet examined, though it wouldn’t have escaped his notice eventually. This part of the room appeared to have just a cupboard, but the back of this seemingly ordinary cupboard was actually the door that led down a set of stairs to the other heavy iron door that securely confined the captive cook to his tasks among the ovens. This was precisely the spot Sir Richard Blunt was eager to discover; and it's worth mentioning that he had a mistaken but understandable notion, given the situation, that the cook or cooks were in cahoots with Mrs. Lovett in her shady dealings. If he had been aware of the true situation below, our friend, who had become so thoroughly repulsed by the pies, wouldn't have been left in such a risky position for so long. Mrs. Lovett paused after unlocking the cupboard and said in a strange, grave voice—
"Has he done it?"
"Has he completed it?"
"Done what?" Sir Richard would fain have asked; but, although he had heard that people, when walking in their sleep, will answer questions put to them under such circumstances, he was doubtful of the fact, and by no means wished to break the trance of Mrs. Lovett.
"Done what?" Sir Richard would have liked to ask; but, even though he had heard that people walking in their sleep will respond to questions asked during that time, he was unsure about it and definitely didn’t want to disrupt Mrs. Lovett’s trance.
"Has he done it?" she again repeated. "Is he no more? How many does it make? One—two—three—four—five—six—seven. Yes, seven, it must be the seventh, and I have heard all. Hush! hush! Todd—Todd—Todd, I say. Are you dead? No—no. He would not drink the wine. The devil, his master, whispered to him that it had in it the potent drug that would send his spirits howling to its Maker, and he would not drink. God! he would not drink! No—no—no!"
"Has he done it?" she repeated again. "Is he gone? How many does that make? One—two—three—four—five—six—seven. Yes, seven, it has to be the seventh, and I’ve heard it all. Hush! hush! Todd—Todd—Todd, I’m asking you. Are you dead? No—no. He wouldn’t drink the wine. The devil, his master, whispered to him that it had the strong drug that would send his soul howling to its Maker, and he wouldn’t drink. Oh my God! He wouldn’t drink! No—no—no!"
She pronounced these words in such a tone of agony, that her awakening from the strange sleep she was in, seemed to be a natural event from such a strong emotion, but it did not take place. No doubt Mrs. Lovett had been long habituated to these nocturnal rambles. She now began slowly and carefully the descent of the stairs leading to the oven; but she had not got many paces, when a current of air from below, and which, no doubt, came through the small grating in the iron door, extinguished her light. This circumstance, however, appeared to be perfectly unnoticed by her, and she proceeded in the profound darkness with the same ease as though she had had a light. Sir Richard would have followed her as he was, but in the dark he did not feel sufficient confidence in her as a guide to do so; and with as noiseless a tread as possible, he went back, and fetched from the chimney-piece shelf his own little wax light, which was still burning, and carefully guarding its flame from a similar catastrophe to what had happened to Mrs. Lovett's light, he descended the staircase, slowly and cautiously, after her. She went with great deliberation, and it was not until being rather surprised at the total absence of sound from her tread, that upon looking down to her feet, he found that they were bare. After this, he could have no doubt but that, almost immediately upon her lying down in bed, this somnambulistic trance had come over her, and she had risen to creep below, and go through the singular scene we are describing. Step by step they both descended, until Mrs. Lovett came to the iron door. She did not attempt to open it. If she had, Heaven only knows what might have resulted from the desperate risk the captive cook might have made to escape. But even in the madness of Mrs. Lovett—for a sort of madness the scene she was enacting might be called—there was a kind of method, and she had no idea of opening the iron door that shut the cook from the upper world. Pausing, then, at the door leading to the ovens, she, with as much facility as though she had had broad daylight to do it in, unfastened the small square wicket in the top part of the window. A dull reddish glare of light came through it from the furnaces, which night nor day were extinguished.
She said these words in such a tone of agony that her waking from the strange sleep she was in seemed like a natural reaction to such strong emotion, but it didn't happen. No doubt Mrs. Lovett had long been used to these nighttime walks. She began the slow and careful descent down the stairs leading to the oven, but she hadn’t gotten far when a draft from below—most likely from the small grating in the iron door—blew out her light. However, she seemed completely unaware of this and continued in the pitch darkness as effortlessly as if she had light. Sir Richard would have followed her as he was, but in the dark, he didn't feel confident enough to let her lead, so he quietly went back, grabbed his own little wax light from the mantelpiece, which was still burning, and carefully shielding its flame from experiencing the same fate as Mrs. Lovett's light, he slowly and cautiously descended the stairs after her. She moved very deliberately, and it wasn’t until he noticed the total silence of her footsteps that he looked down and saw she was barefoot. After that, he had no doubt that almost immediately after she lay down in bed, this sleepwalking trance had taken over, causing her to rise and creep down to go through the strange scene we are describing. They both descended step by step until Mrs. Lovett reached the iron door. She didn’t try to open it. If she had, it’s anyone’s guess what desperate attempt the captive cook might have made to escape. But even in Mrs. Lovett’s madness—because this scene she was acting out could be called a kind of madness—there was some method, and she had no intention of opening the iron door that separated the cook from the outside world. Stopping at the door leading to the ovens, she easily unfastened the small square wicket at the top of the window as though she had broad daylight to do it in. A dull reddish glow came through it from the furnaces, which were never extinguished, neither day nor night.
"Hist! hist!" said Mrs. Lovett.
"Shh! Shh!" said Mrs. Lovett.
"Who speaks?" said a dull hollow voice, which sounded as if coming from the tomb. "Who speaks to me?"
"Who’s there?" said a dull, echoing voice that sounded like it was coming from a grave. "Who’s speaking to me?"
Mrs. Lovett shut the small wicket in a moment.
Mrs. Lovett quickly closed the small wicket.
"He has not done it, yet," she said. "He has not done it yet. No—no—no. But blood will flow—yes. It must be so. One—two—three—four—five—six—seven. The seventh, and not the last. Horrible! horrible!—most horrible! If, now, I could forget—"
"He hasn't done it yet," she said. "He hasn't done it yet. No—no—no. But blood will flow—yes. It has to be that way. One—two—three—four—five—six—seven. The seventh, and not the last. Horrible! horrible!—most horrible! If only I could forget—"
She began rapidly to ascend the stairs, so that Sir Richard Blunt had to take two at a step, and once three, in order to be up before her, and even then she reached the parlour so close upon him, that it was a wonder she did not touch him; but he succeeded in evading her by a hair's breadth, and then she stood profoundly still for a few moments with her hands clasped. This quiescent state, however, did not last long, for suddenly, with eagerness, she leaned forward, and spoke again.
She quickly started climbing the stairs, forcing Sir Richard Blunt to take two steps at a time, and even three at one point, just to get ahead of her. Even then, she arrived in the parlor so closely behind him that it's surprising she didn't bump into him; but he managed to avoid her by mere inches. She then stood completely still for a moment with her hands clasped. However, this quiet moment didn’t last long, as she suddenly leaned forward with excitement and spoke again.
"No suspicion!" she said; "all is well!—Dear me, heap up thousands more. Oh, Todd, have we not enough?—There, clean up that blood!—Here is a cloth!—Stop it up—don't you see where it is running to, like a live thing?—He is not dead yet.—How clumsy.—Another blow with the hammer!—There—there—on the forehead!—What a crash!—Did the bone go that time?—Why the eyes have started out!—Horror! horror!—Oh, God, no—no—no—I cannot come here again.—Oh, God!—Oh, God!"
"No suspicion!" she said; "everything's fine!—Goodness, keep piling on the thousands. Oh, Todd, isn't this enough?—There, clean up that blood!—Here's a cloth!—Stop it—don't you see where it's running, like it's alive?—He’s not dead yet.—So awkward.—Another hit with the hammer!—There—there—on the forehead!—What a sound!—Did the bone break that time?—Oh, the eyes are popping out!—Horror! horror!—Oh, God, no—no—no—I can't be here again.—Oh, God!—Oh, God!"
She sunk down upon the floor in a huddled up mass, and Sir Richard Blunt, who could not forbear shuddering at the last words that had come from her lips now he thought that her trance was over, rapidly approaching her, said—
She sank down on the floor in a curled-up mass, and Sir Richard Blunt, who couldn't help shuddering at the last words that had come from her lips now that he thought her trance was over, quickly approached her and said—
"Wretched woman, your career is over."
"Wretched woman, your career is done."
She suddenly rose, and with the same stately movement as before, she made her way from the parlour by the door leading to the staircase. During all the strange scenes she had gone through, she had not abandoned the light, and although the air in the narrow passage of the staircase had extinguished it, she still continued to carry it with the same care as though it lit her on her way. Seeing that she still walked in that strange and hideous sleep, the magistrate let her pass him, nor did he make any attempt to follow her.
She suddenly stood up, and with the same graceful motion as before, she walked out of the living room through the door that led to the staircase. Throughout all the bizarre events she had experienced, she hadn’t let go of the light, and even though the air in the narrow stairwell had snuffed it out, she kept carrying it carefully as if it were still guiding her. Noticing that she was still in that eerie and unsettling trance, the magistrate allowed her to pass by and made no move to follow her.
"Be it so," he said. "Let her awaken once again in the fancied security of her guilt. The doom of the murderess is hanging over her, and she shall not escape. But there is time yet."
"Fine," he said. "Let her wake up again in the imagined safety of her guilt. The fate of the murderer is looming over her, and she won’t get away. But there’s still time."
He watched her until, by the turn of the stairs, she disappeared from his sight, and then he sat down to think. And there, for a brief space, we leave Sir Richard, while we take a peep at Tobias.
He watched her until she rounded the stairs and vanished from view, and then he sat down to think. And there, for a moment, we leave Sir Richard while we check in on Tobias.
CHAPTER LVI.
TOBIAS UNBOSOMS HIMSELF.
Mrs. Ragg, when she met Sweeney Todd, after he had so comfortably put out of this world of care, John Mundell, the usurer, was really upon a mission to Minna Gray, to tell her that Tobias was, to use her own expressive phraseology—"Never so much better." Together with this news, Mrs. Ragg, at the colonel's suggestion, sought the company of Minna to tea upon that afternoon; and the consent of all parties whom it might concern being duly obtained to that arrangement, we will suppose Minna upon her way to Colonel Jeffery's. Timidly, and with a bashful boldness, if we may use the expression, did the fair young girl ring the area bell at the colonel's. But he and his friend, Captain Rathbone, were both in the parlour, and saw her advance, so that she was at once welcomed into that portion of the house. The colonel, like most gentlemen, had the happy knack of making those with whom he spoke at their ease, so that Minna in a very short time recovered her first agitation—for if she had gone a thousand times to that house, agitated she would have been at first—and was able to discourse with all that gentle fervour and candid simplicity which belongs to such minds as hers.
Mrs. Ragg, when she ran into Sweeney Todd after he had so conveniently removed John Mundell, the loan shark, from this world, was actually on a mission to Minna Gray to tell her that Tobias was, in her own expressive words—"Never so much better." Along with this news, Mrs. Ragg, at the colonel's suggestion, decided to invite Minna for tea that afternoon; and once everyone involved agreed to the plan, we can imagine Minna on her way to Colonel Jeffery's. With a mix of shyness and a bit of courage, if we can put it that way, the young girl rang the doorbell at the colonel's. He and his friend, Captain Rathbone, were in the living room and saw her come in, so she was quickly welcomed into that part of the house. The colonel, like most gentlemen, had a knack for putting people at ease, so Minna soon shook off her initial nervousness—because even if she had visited that house a thousand times, she would have still felt agitated at first—and was able to chat with that gentle warmth and straightforward simplicity that characterizes someone like her.
"A most favourable change," said the colonel, "has taken place in Tobias—a change which I attribute to the strong influence which your visit had upon him; such an opinion is not a mere fancy of mine, for the medical gentleman who is in attendance upon him fully concurs in that view of the case."
"A very positive change has occurred in Tobias," said the colonel, "a change I credit to the significant impact your visit had on him; I'm not just imagining this, as the doctor who's attending to him completely agrees with this assessment."
Minna had no need to say that she was pleased, for she looked all the delight that such a communication was calculated to give her.
Minna didn't need to say she was happy because her expression showed all the joy that news was meant to bring her.
"Under these circumstances, then," continued the colonel, "that which was only a faint hope of his recovery, has become a certainty."
"Given these circumstances," the colonel continued, "what was once just a faint hope for his recovery has now turned into a certainty."
Minna's eyes filled with tears.
Minna's eyes welled up.
"Yes," added Captain Rathbone, "and we expect that to you he will make such revelations as shall bring proper punishment upon all those who have in any way been the cause of this calamity."
"Yes," Captain Rathbone added, "and we expect that he will share information with you that will lead to proper punishment for everyone who played a part in this disaster."
"Oh, forgive them all, now," said Minna. "Since he recovers, we can forgive them all, you know, now."
"Oh, let's forgive everyone now," said Minna. "Since he's recovering, we can forgive them all, you know, now."
"That cannot be, for the persecution that Tobias has endured is but part of a system which he will be the means of exposing. Will you come up stairs at once now, Miss Gray, and see him?"
"That can't be true, because the persecution Tobias has faced is just a part of a system that he will help expose. Will you come upstairs right now, Miss Gray, and see him?"
"Oh, yes—yes."
"Yeah, totally."
How her heart beat as she ascended the staircase, and how quickly she inspired and respired when she actually got to the door of Tobias's room. But then she heard the kind, although not very musical voice of Mrs. Ragg from within, say—
How fast her heart raced as she went up the stairs, and how quickly she breathed when she finally reached Tobias's room door. But then she heard Mrs. Ragg's kind, though not very melodic, voice from inside say—
"But, my dear, you will give her time to come?"
"But, my dear, will you give her some time to arrive?"
"A long time, mother," said Tobias.
"A long time, Mom," said Tobias.
Ah, how well Minna knew that voice. It was the voice of Tobias as of old. The same voice, in tone perhaps only a little weakened, and rendered more soft by sickness than it had been, but to her it was like the soft memory of some well remembered tone that she had heard, and wept with joy to hear in happier days.
Ah, how well Minna recognized that voice. It was Tobias's voice, just like before. The same voice, maybe only slightly weakened, and softer due to illness than it had been, but to her it felt like a gentle reminder of a familiar tone she had heard, and had cried tears of joy to hear during better days.
"I am here, Tobias! I am here."
"I'm here, Tobias! I'm here."
"Minna—Minna!"
"Minna—Minna!"
She entered the room radiant and beautiful as some fairy come to breathe joy by the magic of some spell, Tobias stretched out his arms towards her. She paused a moment, and then with a soft and gentle movement, embraced him. It was but for an instant she held him in her arms, and then she stepped back a pace or two and looked at him.
She walked into the room, glowing and stunning like a fairy here to spread joy with a touch of magic. Tobias reached out his arms toward her. She hesitated for a moment, and then with a gentle motion, she hugged him. She held him for just a second and then stepped back a bit to look at him.
"Quite well," said Tobias, understanding the look.
"Pretty good," said Tobias, recognizing the expression.
"Quite?"
"Really?"
"Oh, yes, Minna, and as happy—as—as—fifty kings."
"Oh, yes, Minna, and as happy—as—as—fifty kings."
"Are kings happy?"
"Are kings content?"
"Well, I don't know that they are, Minna, but at all events if they are, they can't possibly be happier than I am."
"Well, I’m not sure if they are, Minna, but if they are, they can't be any happier than I am."
"Bless the boy," said Mrs. Ragg, "how he does talk, to be sure."
"Look at the boy," Mrs. Ragg said, "he sure knows how to talk."
"Why, Tobias," said Colonel Jeffery, "you are wonderfully improved within this last hour."
"Why, Tobias," Colonel Jeffery said, "you've really improved in just the last hour."
"Yes, sir, and still more wonderfully since the best physician in the world has come to see me."
"Yes, sir, and even more amazingly now that the best doctor in the world has come to see me."
The direction of his eyes towards Minna Gray let them know, if they had not guessed it before, who Tobias considered the best physician in the world to him. Minna shook her head, and said—
The way he looked at Minna Gray made it clear, if they hadn't already figured it out, who Tobias thought was the best doctor in the world. Minna shook her head and said—
"But, Tobias, it is to this gentleman that you owe your life."
"But, Tobias, you owe your life to this gentleman."
"Yes," replied Tobias, "and if ever I forget to be grateful to him for all that he has done for me, I shall consider myself the worst person in the world. Aye, as bad, quite as—as Sweeney Todd."
"Yes," replied Tobias, "and if I ever forget to be thankful for everything he has done for me, I’ll think of myself as the worst person in the world. Just as bad, really—as Sweeney Todd."
Tobias shuddered perceptibly as he pronounced Todd's name, and it was quite evident that even in safety, as he could not but feel himself, and profoundly protected from the deadly malice of his late master, he could not divest himself of the absolute horror which even a mere remembrance of him engendered.
Tobias visibly shuddered as he said Todd's name, and it was clear that even in what he believed to be safety, well-protected from the lethal hatred of his former master, he couldn't shake off the overwhelming terror that just the memory of him brought.
"Well, Tobias," said the colonel, as he drew a chair close to him, "since you have named Todd, pray tell us all about him."
"Well, Tobias," said the colonel, pulling a chair closer to him, "since you mentioned Todd, please tell us all about him."
"All?"
"Everything?"
"Yes, all, Tobias."
"Yes, everyone, Tobias."
"I will tell all I know. Come closer to me, Minna; I feel, when you are near me, as though God had sent one of his angels to keep Todd from me. Oh, yes, I will tell all I know. How can he harm me now?"
"I'll share everything I know. Come closer to me, Minna; when you’re near me, I feel like God has sent one of His angels to protect me from Todd. Oh, yes, I’ll tell everything I know. How could he hurt me now?"
"How indeed, Tobias?" said Minna.
"How indeed, Tobias?" Minna asked.
Tobias still trembled. What a shock that bold, bad, unscrupulous man had given to the nerves of that boy. His bodily health might be restored, and his mind once more be brought back to sanity, but if Tobias Ragg were to live to the age of a patriarch, the name of Todd would be to him a something yet to shrink from, and the tone of his nervous system could never be what it once was. Minna looked up in his face, and the colonel, too, gazed fully upon him, so that Tobias found he was absolutely called upon to say something.
Tobias still shook. What a shock that bold, ruthless, unscrupulous man had given to that boy's nerves. His physical health might recover, and his mind could return to sanity, but if Tobias Ragg lived to be very old, the name Todd would always be something he would shrink from, and his nervous system could never go back to how it once was. Minna looked up at him, and the colonel also stared intently at him, making Tobias feel he absolutely had to say something.
"Yes," he began, "I remember that people came to the shop, and—and that they never went out of it again."
"Yeah," he started, "I remember that people came into the shop, and—and they never left it again."
"Can you particularise any instance?"
"Can you specify any instance?"
"Yes, the gentleman with the dog."
"Yeah, the guy with the dog."
Colonel Jeffery showed by his countenance how much he was interested.
Colonel Jeffery's expression clearly showed how much he was interested.
"Go on," he said. "What about the gentleman with the dog?"
"Go ahead," he said. "What about the guy with the dog?"
"I don't know how it was," added Tobias, "but that circumstance seemed to tell more upon my fancy than any other. I suppose it was the conduct of the dog."
"I don't know how it was," Tobias added, "but that situation seemed to affect my imagination more than anything else. I guess it was the dog's behavior."
"What sort of a dog was it?"
"What kind of dog was it?"
"A large handsome dog, and Todd would not let it remain in the shop, so his master made him wait outside."
"A big, good-looking dog, and Todd wouldn't let it stay in the shop, so his owner made him wait outside."
"Did he name the dog?"
"Did he name the dog?"
Tobias passed his hand across his brow several times, and then his countenance suddenly brightening up, he said—
Tobias wiped his forehead a few times, and then his face suddenly lit up, and he said—
"Hector! Yes, Hector!"
"Hector! Yeah, Hector!"
Colonel Jeffery nodded.
Colonel Jeffery nodded.
"What then happened, Tobias?" said Minna.
"What happened next, Tobias?" Minna asked.
"Why, I think Todd sent me out upon some message, and when I came back the gentleman was gone, but not the dog."
"Well, I think Todd sent me out on some errand, and when I came back, the guy was gone, but the dog was still here."
"Now, Tobias, can you tell us what sort of a man the man with the dog was?"
"Now, Tobias, can you tell us what kind of person the guy with the dog was?"
"Yes, fresh-coloured, and good-looking rather, with hair that curled. I should know him again."
"Yeah, he had a fresh look and was pretty handsome, with curly hair. I would recognize him again."
"Ah, Tobias," said the colonel, "I am afraid we shall none of us ever see him again in this world."
"Ah, Tobias," the colonel said, "I'm afraid none of us will ever see him again in this world."
"Never!" said Tobias. "Todd killed him. How he did it, or what he did with the body, I know not; but he did kill him, and many more, I am certain as that I am now here. Many people came into the shop that never left it again."
"Never!" said Tobias. "Todd killed him. I don't know how he did it or what he did with the body, but he did kill him, and many others too, as sure as I'm standing here. Many people came into the shop and never left it again."
"No doubt; and now, Tobias, how came you in the street by London Bridge so utterly overcome and destitute?"
"No doubt; and now, Tobias, how did you end up in the street by London Bridge so completely helpless and without anything?"
"The madhouse."
"The crazy house."
"Madhouse?"
"Crazy place?"
"Yes, I shall recollect it all. Where are you, mother?"
"Yes, I will remember it all. Where are you, Mom?"
"Bless us and save us!—here, to be sure," said Mrs. Ragg.
"Bless us and save us!—here, for sure," said Mrs. Ragg.
"Did I not come to you at your room and find you ironing, and did I not tell you that I had something to say about Todd, and ask you to fetch somebody?"
"Did I not come to your room and find you ironing, and didn’t I tell you that I had something to say about Todd, and ask you to get someone?"
"To be sure."
"For sure."
"Well, when you left, Todd came, and after once looking in his face, I almost forgot what happened, except that there was a madhouse and a man named Watson."
"Well, when you left, Todd showed up, and after just one look at his face, I almost forgot what happened, except that there was a crazy scene and a guy named Watson."
"Watson?" said Colonel Jeffery, as he made a note of the name.
"Watson?" Colonel Jeffery said, jotting down the name.
"Yes," added Tobias, "and Fogg."
"Yeah," added Tobias, "and Fogg."
"Good! Fogg, I have it. Now, Tobias, where did you encounter this Fogg and Watson?"
"Great! Fogg, I got it. Now, Tobias, where did you meet this Fogg and Watson?"
"That I cannot tell. I recollect trees, and a large house, and rooms, and a kind of garden, and some dark and dismal cells, and then my mind seems, when I think of all those things, like some large room full of horrors, and anything comes before me just like some dreadful dream. I recollect falling, I think, from some wall, and then running at my utmost speed until I fell, and then the next thing that I remember was hearing the voice of Minna in this house."
"That I can't say. I remember trees, a big house, rooms, a sort of garden, and some dark, gloomy cells. When I think of all these things, my mind feels like a huge room filled with nightmares, and everything I recall is like a terrible dream. I remember falling, I think, from some wall, and then running as fast as I could until I collapsed, and the next thing I remember is hearing Minna's voice in this house."
"One thing," said Captain Rathbone, "is pretty certain, and that is, that this madhouse, if it were one in reality, must be in the immediate vicinity of London, or else the strength of Tobias would not have enabled him to run so far as to London from it."
"One thing," said Captain Rathbone, "is pretty certain, and that is that this madhouse, if it actually exists, has to be close to London, or else Tobias wouldn't have been strong enough to run all the way to London from there."
"Mrs. Ragg, I believe Todd told you that he had placed Tobias in a madhouse, did he not?" said the colonel.
"Mrs. Ragg, I think Todd mentioned to you that he put Tobias in a mental institution, didn't he?" said the colonel.
"Yes, sir, he did, the wagabone!"
"Yeah, he did, the fool!"
"Well, I am inclined to think that it was a madhouse—one of those private dens of iniquity which are, and have been for many years, a disgrace to the jurisprudence of this country."
"Well, I think it was a madhouse—one of those private places of corruption that are, and have been for many years, a shame to the justice system of this country."
"If so, then," said the captain, "there will be no great difficulty in finding it with the clue that Tobias has given us respecting the names."
"If that's the case," said the captain, "then it shouldn't be too hard to find it with the clue that Tobias has given us about the names."
"I will not be satisfied until I have rooted out that den," said the colonel, "but at present all our exertions must be directed to ascertain the fate of poor Ingestrie. Every circumstance appears really to combine in favour of the opinion of Johanna Oakley, to the effect that this Thornhill and Mark Ingestrie were the same."
"I won't be satisfied until I've tracked down that hideout," said the colonel, "but for now, all our efforts must focus on finding out what happened to poor Ingestrie. Everything seems to support Johanna Oakley's view that Thornhill and Mark Ingestrie are the same person."
"It does look marvellously probable," said the captain.
"It does look amazingly likely," said the captain.
"Do you recollect any more, Tobias?" said Minna.
"Do you remember anything else, Tobias?" Minna asked.
"Not clearly, Minna, and I am afraid that what I have recollected is not very clear, but it was the dog that made an impression upon my memory. Many things are, however, now each moment crowding to my mind, and I think that I shall soon be able to recollect much more."
"Not really, Minna, and I’m afraid what I remember isn’t very clear, but it was the dog that stuck in my mind. A lot of things are coming to me now, and I think I'll soon be able to remember a lot more."
"Not a doubt, Tobias. Do not attempt to strain your memory too far now. Things will come back to you gently, and by degrees."
"Absolutely, Tobias. Don't try to push your memory too hard right now. Things will come back to you slowly and gradually."
"I have no doubt of that, sir, but—but—"
"I’m sure of that, sir, but—but—"
"But what, Tobias?"
"But what’s up, Tobias?"
"Oh, sir, you are quite sure—"
"Oh, sir, are you really sure—"
"Sure of what?"
"Sure about what?"
"That when I least expect it, round the curtains of my bed, or from behind some chair, or from some cupboard about twilight, I shall not see the hideous face of Sweeney Todd, and feel his eyes glancing upon me?"
"That when I least expect it, from behind the curtains of my bed, or from behind a chair, or from a cupboard around twilight, I won’t see the terrifying face of Sweeney Todd, and feel his eyes staring at me?"
Poor Tobias covered his eyes with both his hands, as he gave almost frenzied utterance to these words, and both Colonel Jeffery and his friend, the captain, looked on with aspects of deep commiseration. The former, after the pause of a few moments, to allow the renewed excitement of Tobias fully to subside, spoke to him in a kind but firm voice.
Poor Tobias covered his eyes with both hands, almost frantically expressing these words, while Colonel Jeffery and his friend, the captain, watched with deep sympathy. After a brief pause to let Tobias’s renewed excitement fully calm down, the former spoke to him in a kind but firm tone.
"Tobias, listen to me. Do you hear me?"
"Tobias, listen to me. Can you hear me?"
"Yes, sir—oh, yes."
"Yes, sir—oh, yes."
"Then I have to tell you that it is impossible Sweeney Todd can now come upon you in the way you mention, or in any other way."
"Then I have to tell you that it's impossible for Sweeney Todd to come across you like that, or in any other way."
"Impossible, sir?"
"Is that impossible, sir?"
"Yes, quite. He is now watched by the officers of justice, day and night. His house door is never lost sight of for a moment while he is within it, and when he is abroad, he is closely followed and carefully watched by men, any one of whom is more than a match for him; so be at peace upon that head, for Sweeney Todd is more securely kept now than any wild beast in his den."
"Yes, definitely. He is now monitored by law enforcement, day and night. His front door is never out of sight while he's inside, and when he's out, he's closely followed and carefully watched by men who are more than capable of dealing with him. So, don't worry about that, because Sweeney Todd is now more securely confined than any wild animal in its lair."
CHAPTER LVII.
SIR RICHARD BLUNT'S ADVENTURES CONTINUED.
All left Sir Richard Blunt, not in a critical situation, but in what may be called an embarrassing one, inasmuch as he could not very well make up his mind what to do next. He had heard much towards her enunciation from the lips of Mrs. Lovett, and he had possessed himself of some property, which he hoped would be authenticated as having belonged to some of Todd's victims. He had likewise found out the mode of secret communication with the ovens below, but whether or not to make any further use of that information just then was a question. While he was debating these matters in his mind, he saw that his little wax light was expiring. He accordingly produced another from his pocket, and lit it, and during the process of so doing, he made up his mind to risk a descent into the regions below, so far as the iron door. He at first took his light in his hand to take it with him, but a few moments' reflection decided him to go in the dark, and placing it upon a corner of the shelf, as he had done before, he opened the cupboard, at the back of which was the secret door, and soon found himself upon the little staircase. Of course, the object of Sir Richard Blunt was to make what discovery he could, without betraying the fact of his own presence; and, accordantly with such a design, hastened lightly as foot could fall, so that he was some few minutes in reaching the iron door, which he felt with his left hand, which he kept during his progress outstretched before him. The next object was to get the little wicket open without noise, for he recollected that Mrs. Lovett had made a sharp sound by the sudden withdrawal of a bolt that secured it on the side next to the staircase. By carefully feeling over the door, he at last lit upon this bolt, and then, by taking his time over it, he succeeded in drawing it back without creating the least sound. When this was done, the wicket yielded easily, for it had no other fastening than that bolt, and when it opened, which it did towards the stairs, the same dull reddish glare came through the small aperture that he had noticed when Mrs. Lovett was there, but he found what he had not noticed upon that occasion, namely, that when the wicket was removed there were iron bars farther securing the opening, so that it was quite clear it was intended to be a thing of strength. When, however, the magistrate found that there was nothing between him and the region of the ovens but this grating, he placed his ear close to it, in order to listen if any one was stirring. After a few moments, he heard a deep groan. Somewhat startled at this sound—for it was certainly unexpected—he tried to pierce with his eyes the obscurity of the place, but the darkness, although not absolute, was of that puzzling character that the more he looked the more all sorts of odd images seemed to be conjured up before his eyes. He began, too, to think that the groan must have been only some accidental sound that he had mistaken, but he was quickly relieved from such an opinion by hearing it again, much more distinctly and unequivocally than it had before sounded upon his ears. There was no possibility of mistaking this groan now; but while the certainty that a groan it was came upon his ears, he became only the more puzzled to account for it; and this state of feeling in him certainly arose from the difficulty he naturally had in conceiving the possibility of any one being upon the premises, and engaged in the service of Mrs. Lovett, unless they were accomplices of that lady. The idea of the captive cook was not at all likely to cross the imagination of any one, and in her revelations upon that head, during her somnambulistic tour, Mrs. Lovett had not been sufficiently explicit to enable Sir Richard Blunt to come to a different conclusion.
All that was left for Sir Richard Blunt was not a critical situation, but rather an embarrassing one, as he couldn’t quite decide what to do next. He had heard a lot about her from Mrs. Lovett and had acquired some items he hoped could be confirmed as belonging to some of Todd's victims. He had also figured out how to communicate secretly with the ovens below, but whether to use that information further right then was debatable. While he pondered these matters, he noticed his small wax light was fading. He took out another from his pocket, lit it, and during the process, he decided to risk going down to the iron door. He initially intended to take the light with him, but a moment’s thought led him to choose to go in the dark. After placing the light on a shelf corner, as he had done before, he opened the cupboard where the secret door was located and soon found himself on the little staircase. Naturally, Sir Richard Blunt aimed to make whatever discovery he could without revealing his presence, and to this end, he moved as quietly as he could, taking a few minutes to reach the iron door, which he felt with his left hand held out in front of him. His next task was to open the little wicket quietly since he recalled that Mrs. Lovett had made a sharp noise when she abruptly withdrew the bolt that secured it on the staircase side. Carefully feeling over the door, he eventually located the bolt and took his time, successfully pulling it back without making a sound. Once this was done, the wicket opened easily since it had no other securing mechanism apart from that bolt. When it swung open towards the stairs, the same dull reddish glow came through the small opening that he had noticed when Mrs. Lovett was there, but he realized something he hadn’t seen before: when the wicket was removed, there were iron bars further securing the opening, indicating it was meant to be sturdy. However, when the magistrate discovered there was nothing between him and the area of the ovens except for this grating, he pressed his ear to it to listen for any movement. After a few moments, he heard a deep groan. A bit startled by the unexpected sound, he tried to peer into the dimness of the area, but the darkness, though not complete, was puzzling; the more he looked, the more strange images seemed to appear before him. He began to doubt that the groan was anything but an accidental sound he had misheard, but he quickly dismissed that thought when he heard it again, even more distinctly this time. There was no mistaking it now; yet, as he recognized that it was indeed a groan, he became even more confused about its source. This feeling arose from his natural difficulty in imagining that anyone could be on the premises and working for Mrs. Lovett unless they were her accomplices. The idea of a captive cook hadn’t crossed anyone's mind, and during her sleepwalking revelations, Mrs. Lovett hadn’t been clear enough for Sir Richard Blunt to think differently.
"I will listen for it again," he thought.
"I'll listen for it again," he thought.
After a few moments more he was rewarded for his patience by not only hearing another groan, but a voice, in accents of the most woe-begone character, said—
After a few more moments, he was rewarded for his patience by not just hearing another groan but also a voice, in the most sorrowful tone, saying—
"I cannot sleep. It is of no avail. Alas! who dare sleep here! God help me, for I am past all human aid."
"I can't sleep. It's pointless. Oh! Who would dare sleep here! God help me, because I'm beyond all human help."
"Who on earth can this be?" said the magistrate to himself.
"Who on earth could this be?" the magistrate muttered to himself.
"It would be better for them to kill me at once," continued the voice. "Anything would be preferable to this continued horror; but I suppose they have not suited themselves yet with some one to take my place, so I am not to be sent to see my old friends. Oh, bitter—bitter fate. I would that I were dead!"
"It would be better for them to just kill me now," the voice continued. "Anything would be better than this endless nightmare; but I guess they haven't found anyone to take my place yet, so I'm not allowed to see my old friends. Oh, what a bitter fate. I wish I were dead!"

The Captive Piemaker Contemplates Suicide.
The Captive Piemaker Thinks About Suicide.
There was a heartiness in the pronunciation of the last word, that quite convinced Sir Richard Blunt of their sincerity; but yet he thought he ought to listen to a little more before he ran the risk of falling into any trap that might be laid for him by Mrs. Lovett or her satellites, if she had any. He had not to wait long, for whoever it was that was speaking had got into a good train of groaning, and did not seem inclined to leave off for some time.
There was a strong emphasis in the way the last word was spoken that completely convinced Sir Richard Blunt of their honesty; however, he felt he should listen a bit longer before risking falling into any trap that Mrs. Lovett or her followers might have set for him, if she had any. He didn’t have to wait long, because whoever was speaking had gotten into a good rhythm of groaning and didn’t seem ready to stop anytime soon.
"Is she a woman, or the devil in petticoats?" said the voice.
"Is she a woman or the devil in a skirt?" said the voice.
"Humph!" thought Sir Richard Blunt, "that would be rather a hard question to answer upon oath."
"Humph!" thought Sir Richard Blunt, "that would be a pretty tough question to answer under oath."
"How much longer am I to bear this load of misery?" continued the voice. "No sleep—no food, but just what will sustain nature in her continued sufferings. Oh, it is most horrible. Have I been preserved from death under many adventurous and fearful circumstances, at last to die here like a rat in a hole?"
"How much longer do I have to endure this burden of misery?" the voice continued. "No sleep—no food, just enough to keep me going through this ongoing suffering. Oh, it's absolutely awful. Have I survived so many dangerous and terrifying situations just to end up dying here like a rat in a hole?"
"What on earth can be the matter with this man?" thought Sir Richard.
"What could possibly be wrong with this guy?" thought Sir Richard.
There was a pause in the lamentations of the man now for a few seconds, during which he only groaned once or twice, just as if by way of letting any one know, who might be listening, that he was not pacified. At length, with a sudden burst of passion, he cried—
There was a break in the man's cries for a few seconds, during which he only groaned once or twice, as if to signal to anyone who might be listening that he wasn't calmed down. Finally, with an outburst of emotion, he shouted—
"I can bear it no longer. Death of my own seeking, and by my own choice as to method, is far preferable to this state of existence. Farewell, all—farewell to you, fair and gentle girl, whom I loved and whose falseness first gave me a pang such as the assassin's dagger could not have inflicted. Farewell, dear companions of my youth, whom I had hoped to see again!"
"I can't take it anymore. Choosing my own death and how it happens is way better than this life. Goodbye, everyone—goodbye to you, sweet and kind girl, whom I loved and whose betrayal hurt me more than any assassin's dagger ever could. Goodbye, dear friends from my youth, whom I had hoped to see again!"
"Stop!" said Sir Richard Blunt.
"Stop!" said Sir Richard Blunt.
The captive cook was still.
The captured chef was quiet.
"Stop!" cried Sir Richard Blunt again.
"Stop!" shouted Sir Richard Blunt again.
"Good God! who is that?" said the voice from the region of the oven.
"Good God! Who is that?" said the voice from the area near the oven.
"Your good genius, if I save you from doing anything rash; who and what are you? Tell me all."
"Your good spirit, if I can stop you from making a rash decision; who are you and what do you want? Please tell me everything."
"To be betrayed. Ah, you are some spy of Mrs. Lovett's of course, and you only wish to draw me into conversation for my destruction."
"To be betrayed. Ah, you must be a spy for Mrs. Lovett, and you just want to engage me in conversation to ruin me."
"What were you going to do just now?"
"What were you about to do just now?"
"Take my own life."
"End my own life."
"Well, if you find I am an enemy instead of a friend, as I profess to be, you can but carry out your intention."
"Well, if you think I’m an enemy instead of a friend, like I claim to be, you can go ahead and do what you plan."
"That's true."
"That's right."
The captive cook pronounced these two words in such a solemn tone, that the magistrate was more than ever convinced of his sincerity, and that he was far more a victim of Mrs. Lovett and her associate, the barber, than an accomplice.
The captive cook said these two words in such a serious tone that the magistrate was even more convinced of his sincerity and realized he was more of a victim of Mrs. Lovett and her partner, the barber, than an accomplice.
"Speak freely," said Sir Richard. "Who and what are you?"
"Speak openly," said Sir Richard. "Who are you and what do you want?"
"I am the most unhappy wretch that ever breathed. I am cribbed and cabined and confined, I live upon raw flour and water. I curse the hour that I was born, and wish I had been a blind kitten and drowned, rather than what I am."
"I am the most miserable person who has ever lived. I'm trapped and restricted, surviving on nothing but raw flour and water. I regret the moment I was born and wish I had been a blind kitten and drowned instead of living this life."
"But what do you do here?"
"But what do you do here?"
"Make numberless pies."
"Make endless pies."
"Well?"
"What's up?"
"It's all very fine for you to say well, whoever you are, but it is anything but well with me. Where are you?"
"It's easy for you to say that, whoever you are, but things are far from okay for me. Where are you?"
"Upon the staircase, near an iron door."
"On the staircase, near a metal door."
"Ah, you are at the aperture through which that abominable Mrs. Lovett issues to me her commands and her threats. If you have any compassion in your nature, and the smallest desire to hear a story that will curdle your blood, you will find out the means of opening that door, and then I will climb up to it and make one effort for freedom."
"Ah, you are at the doorway through which that terrible Mrs. Lovett sends me her orders and her threats. If you have any compassion in you and even the slightest urge to hear a story that will chill you to the bone, you’ll figure out how to open that door, and then I will climb up to it and make one more attempt for freedom."
"My good friend, I am very much afraid it would materially derange my plans to do so."
"My good friend, I'm really worried that doing that would significantly disrupt my plans."
"Derange your what?"
"Mess with your what?"
"My plans."
"My agenda."
"And are any plans to be placed in competition with my life and liberty? Oh, human nature—human nature, what a difference there is in you when you are upon the right side of the door from what you are when you are upon the wrong."
"And are there any plans to compete with my life and freedom? Oh, human nature—human nature, what a difference there is in you when you're on the right side of the door compared to when you're on the wrong side."
"My friend," said Sir Richard Blunt, "that is a very philosophical remark, and I compliment you upon it. But now answer me truly one question, and for your own sake, and for the sake of justice, I beg you to answer me truly."
"My friend," Sir Richard Blunt said, "that's a very philosophical remark, and I commend you for it. But now, please answer me one question honestly, and for your own good, and for the sake of justice, I urge you to be truthful."
"What is it?"
"What's that?"
"Are you in present fear of death?"
"Are you currently afraid of death?"
"No. Not while I continue to make the pies."
"No. Not while I'm still making the pies."
"Very good!"
"Awesome!"
"Very good? Now by all that's abominable, I only wish you had but to make them here for one week, and at the same time know as much as I know—I rather suspect that you would never say very good again."
"Very good? Now, for all that's terrible, I really wish you had to be here for just one week, and at the same time know as much as I do—I have a strong feeling you wouldn't say very good again."
"One week?"
"One week?"
"Yes, only a week."
"Yes, just a week."
"Pray how long have you been here?"
"How long have you been here?"
"I have lost count of the long weary days and the anxious nights. Oh, sir, be you whom you may, do not sport with me, for I am very—very wretched!"
"I've lost track of the long, exhausting days and the restless nights. Oh, sir, no matter who you are, please don’t play games with me, because I am so—so miserable!"
"If I could but be sure that you are a victim of the woman who lives above," said Sir Richard.
"If I could only be sure that you are a victim of the woman who lives upstairs," said Sir Richard.
"Sure that I am a victim? Oh, God, you suspect me of being her accomplice. Well, well, it is but natural, finding me here—I ought to expect as much. What can I say—what can I do to convince you of the contrary?"
"Am I really a victim? Oh, God, you think I'm her accomplice. Well, I guess it makes sense to find me here—I should've expected this. What can I say—what can I do to prove you wrong?"
"Reveal all."
"Show everything."
"Do you not know then that—that—"
"Do you not know then that—that—"
"That what? I may suspect much, but I know nothing."
"What's that? I might suspect a lot, but I don't know anything."
"Then—then—"
"Then—then—"
The man's voice sunk to a husky whisper, and when he had spoken a few words there was a death-like silence between him and Sir Richard Blunt. The latter at length said—
The man's voice dropped to a raspy whisper, and after he spoke a few words, there was a chilling silence between him and Sir Richard Blunt. Finally, the latter said—
"And you affirm this?"
"Do you confirm this?"
"I am willing to swear to it. Release me from here and take me to any court of justice you please, and I will affirm it. If you have any suspicion of my good faith, manacle me—bind me up in iron until I tell all."
"I’m ready to swear it. Let me go from here and take me to any court you want, and I’ll confirm it. If you doubt my honesty, then restrain me—bind me in chains until I reveal everything."
"I am convinced."
"I'm sure."
"Oh, joy, I shall look upon the blessed sun again. I shall see the green fields—I shall hear the lark sing, and drink in the odour of sweet flowers. I—I am not quite desolate."
"Oh, joy, I will see the blessed sun again. I will see the green fields—I will hear the lark sing, and breathe in the scent of sweet flowers. I—I am not completely alone."
Sir Richard Blunt could hear him sobbing like a child. The magistrate did not interrupt this burst of feeling. He was, on the contrary, quite glad to be a witness of it, for it convinced him of the sincerity of the man. He could not think it possible he should find attending upon Mrs. Lovett's ovens so consummate an actor as it would have taken to play that part. After a few moments, however, he spoke, saying—
Sir Richard Blunt could hear him crying like a child. The magistrate didn’t interrupt this emotional outburst. On the contrary, he was actually pleased to witness it, as it reassured him of the man’s sincerity. He couldn’t believe that anyone working at Mrs. Lovett’s ovens could be such a skilled actor to pull off that role. After a few moments, however, he spoke, saying—
"Now, my friend, are you one who will listen to reason in preference to merely acting upon the feelings and suggestions of the moment?"
"Now, my friend, are you someone who will listen to reason instead of just acting on your feelings and impulses in the moment?"
"I hope so."
"I hope so."
"Well, then, I think I could set you free to-night, but to do so would materially interfere with the course of that justice which is about speedily to overtake Mrs. Lovett. By remaining here you will keep things as they are for the present, and that, I assure you, is a great object. You say that while you continue making pies, your life is not in positive peril; I ask of you, for the sake of justice, to put up with your present position a short time longer."
"Well, I think I could let you go tonight, but doing so would seriously disrupt the course of justice that’s about to catch up with Mrs. Lovett. By staying here, you’ll keep things as they are for now, and that’s really important. You say that as long as you keep making pies, your life isn’t in real danger; I’m asking you, for the sake of justice, to endure your current situation just a little while longer."
"Liberty is sweet."
"Freedom is sweet."
"It is, but you would not like such a woman as Mrs. Lovett to take the alarm and escape the consequences of her crimes."
"It is, but you wouldn’t want someone like Mrs. Lovett to get scared and avoid the consequences of her actions."
"Oh! no—no. I will remain. For how long will it be?"
Oh! No—no. I’ll stay. How long will it be?
"I cannot say exactly, but the time may be counted by hours, and not one shall be lost. Have but a little patience, and I will come to you again. When next you hear my voice at the grating, it will be to give the signal of liberty."
"I can’t say for sure, but we’re talking hours, and not a single one will be wasted. Just be a little patient, and I’ll come back to you. The next time you hear my voice at the grating, it’ll be to signal your freedom."
"How can I thank you?"
"How can I show gratitude?"
"Never mind that. Good night, and take care of yourself. All will be well."
"Forget about that. Good night, and take care of yourself. Everything will be fine."
"Good night. Good night."
"Good night. Sleep well."
CHAPTER LVII.
BIG BEN MAKES A DISCOVERY.
At seven o'clock on the morning following these strange events, there were early prayers at St. Dunstan's, and the bells called together the devout at half-past six. Todd was there! Is the reader surprised? Has he never yet in his mundane experience met with a case of sanctimonious villany? Does he think that going to prayer is incompatible with such a life as Todd's? Pho—pho! Live and learn. Todd met the beadle upon the steps of the church.
At seven o'clock the morning after these strange events, there were early prayers at St. Dunstan's, and the bells summoned the faithful at half-past six. Todd was there! Is the reader surprised? Has he never encountered a case of hypocritical evil in his everyday life? Does he believe that attending prayer is incompatible with a life like Todd's? Nonsense! Live and learn. Todd ran into the beadle on the steps of the church.
"Ah, Mr. T.," said that functionary. "It does one good to see you, that it does—a deal of good. I say that, of all the tradesmen in Fleet Street, you is the piousest."
"Ah, Mr. T.," said that official. "It's so good to see you, really—it brightens my day. I mean it, of all the merchants in Fleet Street, you are the most pious."
"We owe a duty to our creator," said Todd, "which all the pomps and vanities of this world ought to make us neglect."
"We have a responsibility to our creator," Todd said, "that all the glitz and superficiality of this world shouldn't distract us from."
"Have you heard o' the suicide in Norfolk Street?"
"Have you heard about the suicide on Norfolk Street?"
Todd shook his head.
Todd shook his head.
"Why, the beadle of St. Clement's was asking of me only last night, what sort of man you was."
"Last night, the beadle of St. Clement's was asking me what kind of man you are."
"I?"
"I?"
"Yes, to be sure. It's a gentleman as you went to shave, and as you lent a razor to, as has cut his blessed throat in Norfolk Street."
"Yes, definitely. It's a man you went to shave and lent a razor to, who has cut his throat in Norfolk Street."
"God bless me," said Todd, "you don't mean that? Dear! dear! We are indeed here to-day and gone to-morrow. How true it is that flesh is grass;—and so the gentleman cut his throat with my razor, did he?"
"God bless me," said Todd, "you can't be serious? Oh dear! We really are here today and gone tomorrow. It's so true that flesh is like grass;—and so the guy ended his life with my razor, did he?"
"Above a bit."
"Above a little."
"Well, well, it is to be hoped that the Lord will be merciful to the little frailties of his creatures."
"Well, well, let’s hope that the Lord will be kind to the small weaknesses of his creations."
"Conwulsions! Do you call that a little frailty?"
"Seizures! Do you really think that's just a minor weakness?"
Todd had passed on into the body of the church, and any minute observer might have noticed, that when he got there, there was a manifest and peculiar twitching of his nose, strongly resembling the evolutions of a certain ex-chancellor. Then, in a low tone to himself, Todd muttered—
Todd had moved into the church, and any close observer might have noticed that when he arrived, there was a clear and unusual twitching of his nose, resembling the movements of a certain former chancellor. Then, in a quiet voice to himself, Todd muttered—
"They make a great fuss about the smell in St. Dunstan's, but I don't think it is so very bad after all."
"They make a big deal about the smell in St. Dunstan's, but I don't think it's that bad, really."
Perhaps one of Todd's notions in going to early morning prayers was to satisfy himself upon the point of the stench in the church. The morning service was very short, so that Todd got back to his shop in ample time to open it for the business of the day. He gave a glance at the window, to be quite sure that the placard announcing the want of a pious lad was there, and then with all the calmness in the world he set about sharpening his razors. Not many minutes elapsed ere a man came in, leading by the hand a boy of about thirteen years of age.
Maybe one of Todd's reasons for going to early morning prayers was to reassure himself about the smell in the church. The morning service was really short, so Todd had plenty of time to get back to his shop and open it for the day's business. He checked the window to make sure the sign saying he needed a good boy was still there, and then, completely calm, he got to work sharpening his razors. It wasn't long before a man came in, holding the hand of a boy around thirteen years old.
"Mr. Todd," he said, "you want a lad."
"Mr. Todd," he said, "you want a boy."
"Yes."
"Yep."
"You don't know me, but I am Cork, the greengrocer in the market."
"You might not know me, but I'm Cork, the greengrocer at the market."
"Oh," said Todd.
"Oh," Todd said.
"You see this is Fred, by the first Mrs. C., and the second Mrs. C. thinks he'd better go out to something now; if you will take him 'prentice we will provide him, and he can run into our place for his meals and tell us all the gossip of the shop, which will amuse Mrs. C., as she's in a delicate condition, and I have no doubt you will find him just the lad for you."
"This is Fred, from the first Mrs. C. The second Mrs. C. thinks it would be better for him to get some work now; if you take him on as an apprentice, we’ll support him, and he can come to our place for meals and share all the news from the shop, which will entertain Mrs. C, since she's in a delicate state, and I’m sure you'll find him just the right fit for you."
"Dear! dear!" said Todd.
"Oh no!" said Todd.
"What's the matter, Mr. T.?"
"What's wrong, Mr. T.?"
"I'm so aggravated.—Is he pious?"
"I'm so frustrated.—Is he religious?"
"Decidedly."
"Definitely."
"Does he know his catechism and his belief?"
"Does he know his catechism and his beliefs?"
"Oh, yes. Only ask him, Mr. Todd. Only ask him."
"Oh, definitely. Just ask him, Mr. Todd. Just ask him."
"Come here, my dear boy. Who was Shindrad, the great uncle of Joshua, and why did Nebuchadnezar call him Zichophobattezer the cousin of Neozobulcoxacride?"
"Come here, my dear boy. Who was Shindrad, the great uncle of Joshua, and why did Nebuchadnezzar call him Zichophobattezer, the cousin of Neozobulcoxacride?"
"Eh?" said the boy. "Lor!"
"Eh?" said the boy. "Wow!"
"What learning!" said the greengrocer. "Ah, Mr. Todd, you are one too many for Fred, but he knows his catechiz."
"What a learner!" said the greengrocer. "Ah, Mr. Todd, you're too much for Fred, but he knows his stuff."
"Well," said Todd, "if the boy that I have promised to think about don't suit me, I'll give you a call, Mr. Cork. But, you see, I am such a slave to my word, that if I promise to think about anything, I go on thinking until it would astonish you how I get through it."
"Well," said Todd, "if the kid I promised to consider doesn't work out for me, I'll reach out to you, Mr. Cork. But you see, I'm so committed to my word that if I promise to think about something, I keep thinking about it until you'd be surprised at how much I process it."
"Well, I'm sure we are very much obliged to you, Mr. Todd. Come along, Fred."
"Well, I'm sure we really appreciate it, Mr. Todd. Let's go, Fred."
"Indeed!" said Todd, when he was once more alone. "That would suit me certainly. A lying, gossiping boy, to be running home three or four times a day with all the news of the shop. Good—very good indeed."
"Definitely!" Todd said when he was alone again. "That would definitely work for me. A lying, gossiping kid, running home three or four times a day with all the shop gossip. Great—really great."
Todd stropped away at the razors with great vehemence, until he suddenly became aware that some one must be blocking up nearly the whole of the window, for a sudden darkness, like an eclipse, had stolen over the shop. We have before had occasion to remark that Todd had a kind of peephole amid the multifarious articles which blocked up his windows, so that he was enabled to look out upon the passing world when he pleased. Upon this occasion he availed himself of this mode of ascertaining who it was that had stopped the light from making its way into the shop. It was no other than our old acquaintance, Big Ben from the Tower, who was on his way to Mr. Oakley's. The heart of Ben had been sensibly touched by the distress of Johanna, and he was going to give her a word or two of comfort and encouragement, which would wholly consist of advising her to "never mind." But still Ben's intention was good, however weak might be the means by which he carried it out. As for passing Todd's window without looking in, he could no more help having a good stare, than he could help doing justice to a flagon of old ale, if it were placed before him; and upon this occasion the little placard, announcing the want of a pious youth, fixed the whole of Ben's wonder and attraction.
Todd was sharpening his razors with great intensity when he suddenly noticed that someone was blocking almost the entire window, as a sudden darkness, like an eclipse, enveloped the shop. We've previously mentioned that Todd had a kind of peephole among the various items cluttering his windows, allowing him to look out at the outside world whenever he wanted. On this occasion, he decided to use this method to see who was blocking the light from entering the shop. It turned out to be none other than our old friend, Big Ben from the Tower, who was on his way to Mr. Oakley's. Ben had been genuinely moved by Johanna's distress and was going to offer her a few words of comfort and encouragement, which would mainly consist of telling her to "never mind." Nevertheless, Ben's heart was in the right place, even if his approach was a bit weak. As for passing Todd's window without taking a look inside, he couldn't resist peering in any more than he could refuse a mug of good ale if it were placed in front of him; on this occasion, the little sign announcing the need for a pious youth completely captured Ben's curiosity and attention.
"A pious lad!" said Ben. "Oh, the villain. Never mind. Easy does it—easy does it."
"A religious boy!" said Ben. "Oh, what a scoundrel. Forget it. Take it easy—take it easy."
"Curses on that fellow!" muttered Todd. "What is he staring at?"
"Curses on that guy!" muttered Todd. "What is he looking at?"
"A pious lad!" ejaculated Ben. "Pious—oh—oh. Pious!"
"A religious kid!" exclaimed Ben. "Religious—oh—oh. Religious!"
"Shaved this morning, sir?" said Todd, appearing at his door with a razor in his hand. "Shaved or dressed? Polish you off surprisingly, in no time, sir."
"Shaved this morning, sir?" Todd asked, showing up at his door with a razor in hand. "Shaved or dressed? I can get you looking sharp in no time, sir."
"Eh?"
"Eh?"
"Walk in, sir—walk in. A nice comfortable shave makes a man feel quite another thing. Pray walk in, sir. I think I have had the pleasure of seeing you before."
"Come in, sir—come in. A nice, comfortable shave makes a man feel entirely different. Please, come in, sir. I believe I have had the pleasure of seeing you before."
Ben cast an indignant look at Sweeney Todd; and then, as upon the spur of the moment—for Ben was rather a shrewd thinker—he could not find anything strong enough to say, he wisely held his peace, and walked on. Todd looked after him with a savage scowl.
Ben shot an angry look at Sweeney Todd; then, in the heat of the moment—since Ben was quite a sharp thinker—he couldn't come up with anything strong enough to say, so he wisely kept quiet and walked away. Todd glared at him with a fierce scowl.
"Not much plunder," he muttered, "but suitable enough in another point of view. Well—well, we shall see—we shall see."
"Not much to steal," he muttered, "but decent enough from another perspective. Well—well, we'll see—we'll see."
Ben continued his course towards the city, ever and anon repeating as he went—"A pious lad!—a pious lad. Oh, the rascal."
Ben kept heading towards the city, occasionally repeating to himself—"A holy kid!—a holy kid. Oh, that troublemaker."
When he reached within a few doors of the spectacle-maker's, he saw a boy with a letter in his hand looking about him, and probably seeing that Ben had a good-humoured countenance, he said to him—
When he got a few doors away from the spectacle-maker's, he noticed a boy with a letter in his hand looking around. Seeing that Ben had a friendly face, the boy said to him—
"If you please, sir, can you tell me which is Mr. Oakley's?"
"If you don't mind, sir, could you tell me where Mr. Oakley's is?"
"Yes, to be sure. Is that letter for him?"
"Yes, definitely. Is that letter for him?"
"No, sir, it's for Miss Oakley."
"No, sir, it's for Miss Oakley."
Ben laid his finger upon the side of his nose, and tried to think.
Ben placed his finger on the side of his nose and tried to think.
"Miss Oakley," he said. "A letter for Miss Oakley;" and then, as nothing very alarming consequent upon that proposition presented itself to him, he said, "Easy does it."
"Miss Oakley," he said. "A letter for Miss Oakley;" and then, since nothing particularly concerning came to mind regarding that statement, he added, "Take it easy."
"Do you know the house, sir?" asked the boy.
"Do you know the house, sir?" the boy asked.
"Yes, to be sure. Come along, boy."
"Yeah, for sure. Let's go, kid."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"Who's the letter from?"
"Who’s the letter from?"
"A gentleman, sir, as is waiting at the Unicorn, in Addle Street."
"A guy, sir, is waiting at the Unicorn on Addle Street."
"A gentleman as is waiting at the Addle in Unicorn Street," said Ben; and then, not being able still to hit upon anything very outrageous in all that, he contented himself once more with an "Easy does it."
"A guy is waiting at the Addle on Unicorn Street," said Ben; and then, not being able to come up with anything particularly outrageous about that, he settled once more for an "Easy does it."
The boy accompanied him to the door of Mr. Oakley's, and then Ben said to him—
The boy walked with him to Mr. Oakley's door, and then Ben said to him—
"I'll give the letter to Miss Oakley if you like, and if you don't like, you can wait till I send her to you. Easy does it."
"I can hand the letter to Miss Oakley if you want, and if you don’t want that, you can wait until I send it to you. Take it easy."
"Thank you, sir," said the boy, "I'd rather give it to the young lady myself."
"Thank you, sir," the boy said, "I'd prefer to give it to the young lady myself."
"Very good," said Ben. "Rise betimes, and hear early chimes."
"Sounds great," said Ben. "Wake up early and listen to the chimes."
With this effort of proverbial lore, Ben marched into the shop, where old Oakley was, with a magnifying glass fitted to his eyes, performing some extraordinary operation upon a microscope. Ben merely said "How is you?" and then passed on to the back-room, having received from the old optician a slight nod by way of a return of the friendly salutation. Ben always esteemed it a stroke of good fortune when he found Johanna alone, which, in the present instance, he did. She rose to receive him, and placed one of her small hands in his, where for a moment or two it was completely hidden.
With this effort of legendary storytelling, Ben walked into the shop, where the old man Oakley was, with a magnifying glass on his eyes, doing something extraordinary with a microscope. Ben simply said, "How's it going?" and then moved to the back room, getting a slight nod from the old optician as a friendly reply. Ben always considered it a lucky break when he found Johanna alone, which, in this case, he did. She stood up to greet him and placed one of her small hands in his, where for a moment or two it completely disappeared.
"All right?" said Ben.
"Everything good?" said Ben.
"Yes, as usual. No news."
"Yep, same as always. No news."
"I saw a boy at the door with a letter from a unicorn."
"I saw a boy at the door with a letter from a unicorn."
"From a what?"
"From what?"
"No, an addle—no. Let me see. A unicorn, waiting with a gentleman in addle something. Easy does it. That ain't it, neither. Where is she?"
"No, an addle—no. Let me think. A unicorn, waiting with a guy in addle something. Take it easy. That’s not it, either. Where is she?"
Guessing that it was some one with a communication from some friend to her, Johanna had glided to the door, and got the letter from the boy. She came with it to the parlour at once, and opened it. It was from Colonel Jeffery, and ran as follows:—
Guessing that it was someone with a message from a friend for her, Johanna smoothly moved to the door and took the letter from the boy. She immediately went to the living room and opened it. It was from Colonel Jeffery, and it read as follows:—
"Dear Miss Oakley,—If you will oblige me with another meeting in the Temple Gardens this evening, at or about six, I have something to tell you, although I am afraid nothing cheering.—Believe me to be your sincere friend,
"Dear Ms. Oakley,—If you could meet me again in the Temple Gardens this evening, around six, I have something to share with you, though I’m afraid it isn’t good news.—Please know that I am your sincere friend,"
"John Jeffery."
"John Jeffery."
She read it aloud to Ben, and then said—
She read it out loud to Ben, and then said—
"It is from the gentleman who, I told you, Ben, had interested himself so much in the fate of poor Mark."
"It’s from the guy I mentioned, Ben, who was really invested in what happened to poor Mark."
"Oh, ah," said Ben. "Easy does it. Tell him, if he'd like to see the beasts at the Tower any time, only to ask for me."
"Oh, wow," said Ben. "Take it easy. Tell him that if he wants to see the animals at the Tower any time, he just needs to ask for me."
"Yes, Ben."
"Yeah, Ben."
"Well, my dear, I came by the barber's, and what do you think?"
"Well, my dear, I stopped by the barber's, and guess what?"
Johanna shook her head.
Johanna shook her head.
"Guess again."
"Try again."
"Spare me, Ben. If you have any news for me, pray tell me. Do not keep me in suspense."
"Come on, Ben. If you have any updates for me, just let me know. Don’t leave me hanging."
Ben considered a little whether what he had to say was news or not; and then taking rather an enlarged view of the word, he added—
Ben took a moment to think about whether what he was about to say was actually news; then, broadening his understanding of the word, he added—
"Yes, I have. Todd wants a pious boy."
"Yes, I have. Todd wants a devout boy."
"A what?"
"Huh?"
"A pious boy. He's got a bill in his window to say that he wants a pious boy. What do you think of that, now? Did you ever hear of such a villain? Easy does it. And he came out, too, and wanted to 'polish me off.'"
"A devout boy. He has a sign in his window that says he wants a devout boy. What do you think about that? Have you ever heard of such a scoundrel? Take it easy. And he came out, too, and wanted to 'finish me off.'"
"Oh, Ben."
"Oh, Ben."
"Oh, Johanna. Take things easy."
"Oh, Johanna. Chill out."
"I mean that you should be very careful indeed not to go into that man's shop. Promise me that you will never do so."
"I mean that you really need to be careful not to go into that guy's shop. Promise me you won't ever do that."
"All's right. Never be afeard, or you'd never tame the beastesses. If I was only to go into that fellow's shop and fix a eye on him so—you'd see!"
"Everything's fine. Don't be afraid, or you'll never tame the beasts. If I just walked into that guy's shop and stared at him like this—you'd see!"
Ben fixed one of his eyes upon Johanna in such a manner, that she was glad to escape from its glare, which was quite gratifying to him (Ben), inasmuch as it was a kind of tacit acknowledgment of the extraordinary powers of his vision.
Ben fixed one of his eyes on Johanna in a way that made her happy to get away from its glare, which pleased him because it was a sort of unspoken recognition of his extraordinary vision abilities.
"Easy does it," he said. "All's right. Do you mean to meet this colonel?"
"Take it easy," he said. "Everything's fine. Are you planning to meet this colonel?"
"Yes, Ben."
"Yeah, Ben."
"All's right. Only take care of yourself down Fleet Street, that's all."
"Everything's good. Just make sure to look after yourself down Fleet Street, that's all."
"I will, indeed."
"I will, for sure."
"What do you say to taking me with you?"
"What do you think about bringing me along?"
"Where, Ben?"
"Where to, Ben?"
"Why, where you go to meet the colonel, my dear."
"Why, where are you going to meet the colonel, my dear?"
"Personally, I should not entertain the smallest objection; but there is no danger in the transaction. I know that Colonel Jeffery is a man of honour, and that in meeting him upon such an occasion I am perfectly safe."
"Honestly, I shouldn’t have any concerns at all; but there’s no risk in this situation. I know Colonel Jeffery is a person of integrity, and I feel completely secure in meeting him under these circumstances."
"Good again," said Ben. "Easy does it. Hilloa! what's that in the shop?"
"All good," said Ben. "Take it easy. Hey! What’s that in the shop?"
"Only my mother come home."
"Only my mom comes home."
"Only? The deuce! Excuse me, my dear, I must be off. Somehow or another your mother and I don't agree, you see, and ever since I had that dreadful stomach ache one night here, it gives me a twinge to see her, so I'll be off. But remember—easy does it."
"Only? No way! Excuse me, my dear, I have to go. Your mother and I just don’t see eye to eye, and ever since I had that terrible stomach ache one night here, it makes me uneasy to be around her, so I’m leaving. But remember—take it easy."
CHAPTER LVIII.
THE GRAND CONSULTATION IN THE TEMPLE.
With this sage aphorism, Ben effected a hasty retreat from the optician's house by the private door, so that he should not run the risk of encountering Mrs. Oakley, who had made her appearance by the shop way. When Johanna was alone, she once again read the little missive from the colonel; and then, burying her face in her hands, she tried still to think that it was possible he might have some good news to tell her. And yet, if such had been the case, would he not have written it? Would he, feeling for her as she knew he did, have kept her in a state of suspense upon such a subject? Ah, no. He would rather have, in spite of all obstacles, made his way into the shop, and called to her—"Johanna, Mark Ingestrie lives," if he had really been in a position to say so much. As these thoughts chased each other through the mind of the young girl, she shed abundance of tears; and so absorbed was she in her grief, that she was not aware that any one was present, until she felt a light touch upon her shoulder, and upon starting round suddenly, she saw her friend Arabella Wilmot standing close to her.
With that wise saying, Ben quickly left the optician's house through a private door to avoid running into Mrs. Oakley, who had come in through the front. Alone again, Johanna reread the short message from the colonel, and then, burying her face in her hands, she tried to still believe that he might have some good news for her. Yet, if that were true, wouldn't he have written it? Would he, knowing how much he cared for her, really keep her in suspense about something so important? No, he would have broken through any barriers to come into the shop and tell her—"Johanna, Mark Ingestrie is alive," if he had truly been able to say that. As these thoughts raced through the mind of the young girl, she cried tears in abundance, so lost in her sorrow that she didn’t notice anyone else was there until she felt a light touch on her shoulder. Startled, she turned around and saw her friend Arabella Wilmot standing close by.
"Johanna?"
"Hey, Johanna?"
"Yes—yes, Arabella. I am here."
"Yes, Arabella. I'm here."
"Yes, dear Johanna. But you are weeping."
"Yes, dear Johanna. But you're crying."
"I am—I am. To you these tears shall be no secret, Arabella. Alas! alas! You, who know my heart, know how much I have to weep for. You can bear with me. You are the only one in all the world whom I would willingly let see these bitter—bitter tears."
"I am—I am. These tears won't be a secret to you, Arabella. Oh dear! You, who know my heart, understand how much I have to cry about. You can handle it with me. You’re the only person in the entire world I would willingly let see these painful—painful tears."
At those words, Johanna wept afresh, and the heart of her young friend was melted; but recovering sooner than Johanna, Arabella was able to speak somewhat composedly to her, saying—
At those words, Johanna started crying again, and her young friend’s heart was touched; but recovering faster than Johanna, Arabella managed to speak to her with some composure, saying—
"Have you heard anything, Johanna, new?"
"Have you heard anything new, Johanna?"
"No—no. Except that Mr. Jeffery wishes to see me again to tell me something, and as he has not said in his letter what it is, I can guess it is no good news."
"No—no. But Mr. Jeffery wants to see me again to tell me something, and since he didn't mention in his letter what it is, I can only assume it’s not good news."
"Nay; is not that assuming too much?"
"Nah; isn't that asking a bit too much?"
"No—no. I know he would, if he had had any joyous intelligence for me, have written it. He would feel of what a suspense even a few hours would be upon such a subject. No, Arabella, I feel that what he has to say is some terrible confirmation of my worst fears."
"No—no. I know he would have written to me if he had any good news. He understands how much suspense even a few hours can create about something like this. No, Arabella, I sense that what he has to say is a terrible confirmation of my worst fears."
Arabella found it no easy task to combat this course of reasoning upon the part of Johanna. She felt its force, and yet she felt at the same time that it was somewhat incumbent upon her to resist it, and to make at least the endeavour to ward off the deep depression that had seized upon Johanna.
Arabella found it challenging to counter Johanna's way of thinking. She recognized its validity, but at the same time, she felt it was her responsibility to push back against it and at least try to lift the heavy sadness that had taken hold of Johanna.
"Now listen to me," she said. "Perhaps what Colonel Jeffery has to say to you is, after all, a something hopeful; but, at the same time, being only hopeful, and nothing positive, he may have felt how difficult it was to write it, without exciting undue effects in your mind, and so prefers saying it, when he can accompany it by all the little collateral circumstances which alone can give it its proper value."
"Now listen to me," she said. "Maybe what Colonel Jeffery has to share with you is, after all, somewhat hopeful; but since it's only hopeful and not definite, he might have realized how hard it was to write it without causing unnecessary thoughts in your mind. So, he prefers to tell you in person when he can provide all the small details that can give it the right context."
There was something like a gleam of sunshine in this idea.
There was a spark of sunshine in this idea.
"Do you understand me, dear Johanna?"
"Do you get what I'm saying, dear Johanna?"
"Yes—yes."
"Yeah—yeah."
Johanna spoke more firmly than before. The last argument of her friend had had all its weight with her, and had chased away many of the gloomy thoughts that had but a few moments before possessed her. What a strange compound is the human mind, and how singularly does it take its texture, cameleon-like, from surrounding circumstances? But a few moments since, and, to Johanna the brief epistle of the colonel was suggestive of nothing but despair. How different now was its aspect? Arabella Wilmot had, by a few simple words, placed it in a new light, so that it started to the imagination of Johanna symbols of life.
Johanna spoke more confidently than before. Her friend's last argument had resonated with her and cleared away many of the dark thoughts that had just moments ago filled her mind. Isn't it strange how the human mind works, changing its texture, almost like a chameleon, based on what's happening around it? Just moments ago, the colonel's brief letter had seemed to be nothing but a source of despair for Johanna. But now, its meaning had completely shifted. Arabella Wilmot had, with just a few simple words, transformed it into something that sparked Johanna's imagination with symbols of hope.
"Ah! you are hoping now," said Arabella.
"Ah! you're hoping now," said Arabella.
"I am—I am. Perhaps it is as you say, Arabella. I will think it is."
"I am—I am. Maybe you're right, Arabella. I'll choose to believe it."
Miss Wilmot was now almost afraid that she had gone too far, and conjured up too much hope; but she could not bear the idea of dashing down again the fairy fabric of expectation she had moved in the bosom of Johanna, and merely added—
Miss Wilmot was now nearly worried that she had gone too far and raised too much hope; but she couldn't stand the thought of bringing down the beautiful dream of expectation she had created in Johanna's heart, and simply added—
"Well, Johanna, since you find that the letter will, at all events, bear two interpretations, I am sure that, until you may be convinced it owns to the worst, you will be as composed as possible."
"Well, Johanna, since you think the letter can be interpreted in two ways, I’m sure that, until you’re convinced it leads to the worst interpretation, you’ll be as calm as possible."
"I will. And now, Arabella, will you, and can you accompany me this evening to the Temple Gardens, to meet Colonel Jeffery?"
"I will. And now, Arabella, will you come with me this evening to the Temple Gardens to meet Colonel Jeffery?"
"Yes, Johanna. I both can and will, if such is your wish."
"Yes, Johanna. I can and will, if that's what you want."
"It is, Arabella, much my wish, for I feel that if what our friend, the colonel, has to say, should not be of a hopeful character, I should never be able to repeat it to you, so as to have your opinion of it."
"It’s my strong wish, Arabella, because I feel that if what our friend, the colonel, has to say isn’t positive, I wouldn’t be able to share it with you and get your thoughts on it."
"Then we will go together. But we will not pass that dreadful man's shop."
"Then we'll go together. But we won't go past that horrible man's shop."
"Todd's?"
"Todd's?"
"Yes."
Yes.
"Why not, Arabella? I feel, the moment that I leave this house, as though some irresistible fascination dragged me there, and I think I could no more pass down Fleet Street without directing my eyes to that building, which perchance has proved fatal to poor Mark, than I could fly."
"Why not, Arabella? Every time I leave this house, it feels like there's some irresistible pull dragging me there, and I think I could no more walk down Fleet Street without looking at that building, which might have been fatal for poor Mark, than I could fly."
"But—but, I shrink from that man recognising us again."
"But—I'm just not ready for that guy to recognize us again."
"We will pass upon the other side of the way, Arabella; but do not say nay to me, for pass I must."
"We'll walk on the other side of the road, Arabella; but don't say no to me, because I have to go."
There was such a frantic sort of earnestness in the manner in which Johanna urged this point, that Arabella no longer made any sort of opposition to it, and the two young girls soon arranged a time of meeting, when they would proceed together to the Temple Gardens, to give Colonel Jeffery the meeting he so much desired. As nothing of a very particular character occurred that day, we will at once follow Arabella and Johanna upon the mission, premising that the hours have slipped away which intervened between the time of Johanna receiving the note from Colonel Jeffery, and the time when, if she kept the appointment with him, it would be necessary for her to start from home to do so. Both the young girls made as great alterations in their attire as they could upon this occasion, so that they should not be strikingly recognisable again by Todd; and then Arabella reminding Johanna that the bargain between them was to pass upon the other side of the way, they both set off from the old spectacle-maker's. As they neared Fleet Street, the agitation of Johanna became more and more apparent, and Arabella was compelled to counsel her to calmness, lest the passers-by should notice how much she felt, from some cause to them unknown.
There was such a frantic kind of seriousness in the way Johanna pushed this point that Arabella no longer opposed it, and the two young girls quickly set a time to meet when they would head together to the Temple Gardens to give Colonel Jeffery the meeting he so desperately wanted. Since nothing of particular significance happened that day, we'll follow Arabella and Johanna on their mission, noting that the hours have passed between the moment Johanna received the note from Colonel Jeffery and when she needed to leave home to meet him if she kept the appointment. Both girls made as many changes to their outfits as they could this time so they wouldn’t be easily recognized by Todd; and then Arabella reminded Johanna that their plan was to cross the street, and they set off from the old spectacle-maker's. As they got closer to Fleet Street, Johanna’s anxiety became more noticeable, and Arabella had to advise her to calm down, lest passersby notice how much she was feeling, for reasons unknown to them.
"My dear Johanna," she said. "Your arm trembles in mine. Oh! pray be calm."
"My dear Johanna," she said. "Your arm is shaking in mine. Oh! please try to stay calm."
"I will—I will. Are we near?"
"I will—I will. Are we almost there?"
"Yes. Let us cross."
"Yeah. Let's cross."
They reached the other side of the way from that on which Todd's shop was situated, to the great relief of Arabella, who as yet knew not of the placard that Todd had exhibited in his window, announcing the want of a pious youth. The sight of the shop, however, seemed to bring that circumstance to the mind of Johanna, and she told her young friend of it at once.
They made it to the other side of the road from where Todd's shop was located, much to Arabella's relief, as she didn't yet know about the sign Todd had put up in his window looking for a pious youth. However, the sight of the shop seemed to remind Johanna of this, and she immediately informed her young friend about it.
"Oh! Johanna," said Arabella, "does it not seem as though—"
"Oh! Johanna," said Arabella, "doesn't it seem like—"
She paused, and Johanna looked enquiringly at her, saying—
She paused, and Johanna looked at her questioningly, saying—
"What would you say, Arabella? What would you say?"
"What would you say, Arabella? What would you say?"
"Nothing now, Johanna. Nothing now. A thought struck me, and when we return from this meeting with your friend, the colonel, I will communicate it to you. Oh! do not look opposite. Do not."
"Nothing right now, Johanna. Nothing at the moment. An idea just came to me, and when we come back from this meeting with your friend, the colonel, I’ll share it with you. Oh! Don’t look over there. Please don’t."
All such injunctions were thrown away upon Johanna. Look opposite she did, and as she herself had truly said, it would have been quite impossible for her to avoid the doing so, even if the greatest personal risk had been risked in the action. But Todd's shop, to look at from the other side of the way, presented no terrors. It simply presented the idea of a little barber's shop, of no very great pretensions, but of sufficient respectability, as barber's shops were in those days, not to make any decent person shrink from going into it. No doubt, in the crowd of Fleet Street—for Fleet Street was then crowded, although not to the extent it is now—Johanna and her friend passed quite unnoticed by Todd, even if he had been looking out. At all events, they reached Temple Bar without any obstruction or adventure. Finding, then, that they had passed the main entrance to the Temple, they went down the nearest adjacent street, and pursuing a circuitous route through some curious-looking courts, they reached their destination yet a little before the appointed hour. Colonel Jeffery, however, was not likely to keep Johanna Oakley waiting.
All those warnings fell on deaf ears for Johanna. She looked across the street, and as she had honestly said, it would have been nearly impossible for her not to do so, even if it meant facing serious personal danger. But from the other side of the street, Todd's shop seemed harmless. It just looked like a small barber's shop, with no grand claims to fame, but respectable enough for a decent person to walk in. In the bustling crowd of Fleet Street—crowded at the time, though not as much as today—Johanna and her friend likely went unnoticed by Todd, even if he happened to be looking. In any case, they made it to Temple Bar without any interruptions or incidents. Realizing they had passed the main entrance to the Temple, they took the nearest side street, winding through some interesting little courts, and arrived at their destination a little ahead of schedule. Colonel Jeffery, however, was not the type to keep Johanna Oakley waiting.
"There," said Arabella. "Is that the colonel?"
"There," said Arabella. "Is that the colonel?"
Johanna looked up just as the colonel approached, and lifted his hat.
Johanna looked up just as the colonel walked over and tipped his hat.
"Yes, yes."
"Yep, yep."
In another moment he was with them. There was a look upon the countenance of Colonel Jeffery of deep concern, and that look, at one glance that was bestowed upon it by Johanna Oakley, was quite sufficient to banish all hidden hopes that she might yet have cherished regarding the character of the news that he had to impart to her. Arabella Wilmot, too, was of the same opinion regarding the physiognomical expression of the colonel, who bowed to her profoundly.
In no time, he was with them. Colonel Jeffery had a look of deep concern on his face, and just one glance from Johanna Oakley was enough to dash any lingering hopes she might have had about the nature of the news he was about to share. Arabella Wilmot felt the same way about the colonel's expression, who bowed deeply to her.

Johanna And Arabella Meet And Consult Colonel Jeffery, In Temple Gardens.
Johanna and Arabella meet and talk to Colonel Jeffery in Temple Gardens.
"I have brought my dearest friend with me," said Johanna, "from whom I have no secrets."
"I've brought my closest friend with me," said Johanna, "from whom I have no secrets."
"Nor I," said the colonel, "now that I hear she stands in such an enviable relation to you, Miss Oakley."
"Me neither," said the colonel, "now that I see she has such a great connection with you, Miss Oakley."
Arabella slightly bowed; and Johanna fixing her eyes, in which tears were glistening, upon him, said—
Arabella gave a slight bow, and Johanna, tears glistening in her eyes, looked at him and said—
"You have come to tell me that I may abandon all hope?"
"You've come to tell me that I should give up all hope?"
"No—no; Heaven forbid!"
"No way; God forbid!"
A bright flush came over the face of the young girl, and clasping her hands, she said—
A bright blush spread across the young girl's face, and with her hands clasped, she said—
"Oh, sir, do not play with feelings that perhaps you scarcely guess at. Do not tamper with a heart so near breaking as mine. It is cruel—cruel!"
"Oh, sir, don't toy with feelings that you might barely understand. Don't mess with a heart that’s so close to breaking like mine. It's cruel—cruel!"
"Do I deserve such a charge," said the colonel, "even by implication?"
"Do I really deserve such an accusation," said the colonel, "even if it's just implied?"
"No—no," said Arabella. "Recollect yourself, Johanna. You are unjust to one who has shown himself to be your friend, and a friend to him whom you hope to see again."
"No—no," Arabella said. "Get a hold of yourself, Johanna. You're being unfair to someone who has proven to be your friend, and a friend to the one you hope to see again."
Johanna held out her little child-like hand to the colonel, and looking appealingly in his face, she said—
Johanna extended her small, childlike hand to the colonel and looked at him with a hopeful expression, saying—
"Can you forgive me? It was not I who spoke, but it was the agony of my heart that fashioned itself at the moment into words my better judgment and my better feelings will not own. Can you forgive me?"
"Can you forgive me? It wasn't me who spoke, but the pain in my heart that turned into words my better judgment and feelings don't accept. Can you forgive me?"
"Can I, Miss Oakley! Oh, do not ask me. God grant that I could make you happy."
"Can I, Miss Oakley! Oh, please don’t ask me. I wish I could make you happy."
"I thank you, sir, deeply and truly thank you; and—and—now—now—"
"I really appreciate it, sir, thank you so much; and—and—now—now—"
"Now, you would say, tell me my news."
"Now, you would say, share my news."
"Yes. Oh, yes."
"Yes, definitely."
"Then let us walk upon this broad path, by the river, while, in the first instance, I tell you that it was only from a deep sense of duty, and a feeling that I ought not, upon any consideration, to keep anything from you, that I came here to-day to give you some more information, and yet fresh information."
"Then let's walk along this wide path by the river. First, I want to tell you that I came here today out of a strong sense of duty and because I feel I should never keep anything from you. That's why I'm here to share some more information, and it's new information."
"You are very—very good to me, sir."
"You are really—really good to me, sir."
"No—no, do not say that, Miss Oakley. I am a friend. I am only very selfish; but, in brief, the lad who was in the barber's service at the time we think Mark Ingestrie called at the shop with the string of pearls in his possession, has told us all he knows upon the subject, freely."
"No—no, don’t say that, Miss Oakley. I’m a friend. I’m just being very selfish; but, to put it simply, the guy who was working at the barber shop when we believe Mark Ingestrie came in with the string of pearls has told us everything he knows about the situation, openly."
"Yes—yes; and—and—"
"Yes, yes; and, and—"
"He knows very little."
"He doesn't know much."
"But that little?"
"But that's just a little?"
"Just amounts to this:—That such a person did come to the shop, and that he is quite clear that he never left it."
"Basically, it comes down to this: A person did come to the shop, and he is absolutely sure that he never left."
"Quite clear that he never left it!" repeated Johanna—"that he never left it. Quite clear that—that—"
"Obviously, he never left it!" Johanna repeated—"that he never left it. Obviously that—that—"
She burst into tears, and clung to Arabella Wilmot for support. The colonel looked inexpressibly distressed, but he did not speak. He felt that any common-place topics of consolation would have been an insult; and he had seen enough of human feelings to know that such bursts of passionate grief cannot be stemmed, but must have their course, and that such tears will flow like irresistible torrents into the ocean of eternity. Arabella was greatly distressed. She had not expected that Johanna would have given way in such a manner, and she looked at Colonel Jeffery as though she would have said—"Is it possible that you can say nothing to calm this grief?" He shook his head, but made no reply in words. In a few moments, however, Johanna was wonderfully recovered. She was able to speak more composedly than she had done since the commencement of the interview.
She burst into tears and clung to Arabella Wilmot for support. The colonel looked incredibly distressed, but he didn’t say anything. He felt that any typical comforting words would be an insult; he had seen enough of human emotions to realize that such outbursts of deep grief can’t be stopped and must run their course, and that such tears will flow like unstoppable torrents into the ocean of eternity. Arabella was very upset. She hadn’t expected Johanna to break down so completely, and she looked at Colonel Jeffery as if to say, “Is it possible that you can say nothing to ease this sorrow?” He shook his head but didn’t respond verbally. However, after a few moments, Johanna had remarkably composed herself. She was able to speak more calmly than she had since the beginning of the conversation.
"Tell me all, now," she said. "I can bear to hear it all."
"Tell me everything, now," she said. "I can handle hearing it all."
"You know all, Miss Oakley. The poor boy, in whose fate I have felt sufficiently interested to take him into my care, says that such a man as Thornhill did come to his master's shop. That he (the boy) was sent out upon some trivial errand, merely to get him out of the way, and that, pending his return, the visitor disappeared. He deposes to the fact of the dog watching the door."
"You know everything, Miss Oakley. The poor boy, whose fate I've cared enough about to take him under my wing, says that a man like Thornhill did come to his master's shop. He (the boy) was sent out on some minor errand just to keep him out of the way, and while he was gone, the visitor vanished. He confirms that the dog was watching the door."
"The dog?"
"Is that the dog?"
"Yes. Thornhill, it seems, had a faithful dog with him."
"Yeah. Thornhill apparently had a loyal dog with him."
"Ah, Arabella, we must have seen that dog."
"Ah, Arabella, we must have seen that dog."
"Has not the creature, then, fallen a victim to Todd's malevolence?"
"Hasn't the creature, then, become a victim of Todd's wickedness?"
"We think not, sir," said Arabella.
"We don't think so, sir," said Arabella.
"Go on—go on," said Johanna; "what more?"
"Go on—go on," Johanna said; "what else?"
"The boy states that he is certain he saw the hat of the visitor with the dog in Todd's house, after Todd had declared he had left, and proceeded to the city."
"The boy says he's sure he saw the visitor with the dog’s hat in Todd's house, after Todd said he had left and gone to the city."
"The hat—the dog. Alas! alas!"
"The hat—the dog. Oh no!"
"Nay, Miss Oakley, do not forget one thing, and that is, that neither you nor any one else have as yet identified this Mr. Thornhill as Mr. Ingestrie."
"Nah, Miss Oakley, don’t forget one thing: neither you nor anyone else has identified this Mr. Thornhill as Mr. Ingestrie yet."
"No, not positively; but my heart tells me—"
"No, not really; but my heart tells me—"
"Ah, Miss Oakley, the heart is the slave of the feelings and of the imagination. You must not always trust to its testimony or emotions upon cold fact."
"Ah, Miss Oakley, the heart is a servant to our feelings and imagination. You shouldn’t always rely on its reactions or emotions when it comes to cold hard facts."
"There is yet hope, then, Johanna," said Arabella. "A bright hope for you to cling to, for, as this gentleman says, there is nothing positive to prove that Mr. Thornhill was Mark Ingestrie. I would not, were I you, abandon that hope on any account, while I lived, and could still clutch it. Would it not be a great thing, sir, if any papers or documents which this Thornhill might have had about him, could be recovered?"
“There’s still hope, Johanna,” said Arabella. “A bright hope for you to hold on to, because, as this gentleman says, there’s nothing definitive proving that Mr. Thornhill was Mark Ingestrie. I wouldn’t give up that hope if I were you, as long as I’m alive and can still grasp it. Wouldn’t it be amazing, sir, if any papers or documents that this Thornhill might have had could be found?”
"It would indeed."
"Absolutely."
Arabella at first seemed upon the point of saying something contingent upon this remark of the colonel's, or rather this acquiescence of his in her remark, but she thought better of it, and was silent, upon which Johanna spoke, saying—
Arabella initially looked like she was about to say something related to the colonel's comment, or more accurately, his agreement with her remark. However, she decided against it and remained quiet. Then Johanna spoke up, saying—
"And that is really all, sir?"
"And that's everything, sir?"
"It is, Miss Oakley."
"Yes, Miss Oakley."
"But will nothing be done? Will no steps be taken to bring this man, Todd to justice?"
"But will nothing be done? Will no actions be taken to bring this man, Todd, to justice?"
"Yes, everything will be done; and indeed, anything that can be done consistently with sound policy is actually now. Sir Richard Blunt, one of the most acute, active, and personally daring of the magistrates of London, has the affair in hand, and you may be quite assured that he will pursue it with zeal."
"Yes, everything will get done; in fact, anything that can be done within reasonable policy is already underway. Sir Richard Blunt, one of the sharpest, most proactive, and bravest magistrates in London, is handling the matter, and you can be sure he will tackle it with enthusiasm."
"And what is he doing?"
"What’s he up to?"
"Collecting such evidence against Todd, that at a moment the law will be enabled to come upon him with a certainty that by no ingenious quibble can he escape."
"Gathering evidence against Todd so that, when the time comes, the law can certainly hold him accountable in a way that he can't weasel out of."
Johanna shuddered.
Johanna shivered.
"I thank you, sir, from my heart," she said, "for all the kindness and—and—I need not again trespass upon your time or your patience."
"I sincerely thank you, sir," she said, "for all your kindness and—and—I won't take up any more of your time or patience."
"Ah, Miss Oakley, will you deny me your friendship?"
"Hey, Miss Oakley, will you really deny me your friendship?"
"Oh, no—no."
"Oh no, no."
"Then why deny me the privilege of a friend to see you sometimes. If I cannot say to you anything positively of a consoling character regarding him whom you so much regret, I can at least share your sorrows, and sympathise with your feelings."
"Then why not let me have the chance to see you from time to time as a friend? Even if I can't say anything comforting about the person you miss so much, I can at least share in your sadness and understand how you feel."
Johanna was silent, but after a few moments she began to feel that she was acting both with harshness and injustice towards one who had been all that the kindest and most generous friend could be to her. She held out her hand to the colonel, saying—
Johanna was quiet, but after a moment, she started to realize that she was being both harsh and unfair to someone who had been the kindest and most generous friend to her. She reached out her hand to the colonel, saying—
"Yes, sir, I shall be always happy to see you."
"Yes, sir, I will always be happy to see you."
The colonel pressed her hand in his, and then turning to Arabella Wilmot, they parted at the garden.
The colonel held her hand in his, and then, turning to Arabella Wilmot, they separated at the garden.
CHAPTER LIX.
THE PROPOSAL OF ARABELLA.
"Johanna," said Arabella Wilmot, as they passed out of the Temple by the old gate at Whitefriars, "Johanna, if there had been no Mark Ingestrie in the world, could you not have loved some one else truly?"
"Johanna," said Arabella Wilmot as they left the Temple through the old gate at Whitefriars, "Johanna, if Mark Ingestrie had never existed, could you have genuinely loved someone else?"
"No, no—oh, no."
"No way—oh, no."
"Not such a one as Colonel Jeffery?"
"Not someone like Colonel Jeffery?"
"No, Arabella, I respect and admire Colonel Jeffery. He comes fully up to all my notions of what a gentleman should be, but I cannot love him."
"No, Arabella, I respect and admire Colonel Jeffery. He meets all my ideas of what a gentleman should be, but I cannot love him."
Arabella sighed. The two young girls passed Todd's shop upon the other side of the way, and Johanna shuddered as she did so, and repeated in a low voice—
Arabella sighed. The two young girls walked past Todd's shop on the other side of the street, and Johanna shuddered as they did so, murmuring in a low voice—
"He went there, but he never left."
"He went there, but he never returned."
"Nay, but you should remember that was Thornhill."
"Nah, but you should remember that was Thornhill."
"Yes, Thornhill, alias Ingestrie."
"Yes, Thornhill, also known as Ingestrie."
"You will cling to that idea."
"You'll hold on to that idea."
"I cannot help it, Arabella. Oh, that I could solve the dreadful doubt. You speak to me of finding consolation and hope from the possibility that this Thornhill might not have been Ingestrie; but I feel, Arabella, that the agony of that constant doubt, and the pangs of never ending thought and speculation upon that subject will drive me mad. I cannot endure them—I must be resolved one way or the other. It is suspense that will kill me. I might in the course of time reconcile myself to the fact that poor Mark had gone before me to that world where we shall assuredly meet again; but the doubt as to his fate is—is indeed madness!"
"I can't help it, Arabella. Oh, if only I could get rid of this terrible doubt. You talk to me about finding comfort and hope in the possibility that this Thornhill might not have been Ingestrie; but I feel, Arabella, that the agony of this constant doubt, and the torment of endless thoughts and speculation on that matter will drive me insane. I can't stand it—I need to know one way or the other. It's the uncertainty that's going to destroy me. Over time, I might be able to come to terms with the fact that poor Mark has gone ahead to that place where we will surely meet again; but the uncertainty about his fate is—it's truly madness!"
There was a manner about Johanna, as she pronounced these words, that was quite alarming to Arabella. Perhaps it was this alarm which went a long way towards inducing her, Arabella, to say what she now said to Johanna—
There was a way about Johanna, as she said these words, that was quite alarming to Arabella. Maybe it was this alarm that prompted Arabella to say what she now said to Johanna—
"Have you forgotten your idea of going disguised to Todd's, Johanna? And have you forgotten what Mr. Ben, your friend from the Tower, told you?"
"Have you forgotten your plan to go to Todd's in disguise, Johanna? And have you forgotten what Mr. Ben, your friend from the Tower, told you?"
"What? Oh, what, Arabella—what did he tell me that I should remember?"
"What? Oh, what, Arabella—what did he say that I should keep in mind?"
"Why that Todd had placed a placard in his window, stating that he wanted a boy in his shop. Oh, Johanna, it would be so romantic; and to be sure, I have read of such things. Do you think you would have courage sufficient to dress yourself again in my cousin's clothes, and go to Todd's shop?"
"Why did Todd put a sign in his window saying he wanted a boy in his shop? Oh, Johanna, that sounds so romantic; I’ve definitely read about things like that. Do you think you would have enough courage to wear my cousin's clothes again and go to Todd's shop?"
"Yes, yes—I understand you—and apply for the vacant situation."
"Yes, yes—I get it—and I'll apply for the open position."
"Yes, Johanna; it might, you know, afford you an opportunity of searching the place, and then, if you found nothing which could assure you of the presence at one time there of Mark Ingestrie, you would come away with a heart more at ease."
"Sure, Johanna; it could give you a chance to check out the place, and if you don't find anything that confirms Mark Ingestrie was ever there, you'd leave feeling more at ease."
"I should—I should. He could but kill me?"
"I should—I should. He might just kill me?"
"Who? who?"
"Who? Who?"
"Sweeney Todd."
"Sweeney Todd."
"Oh, no—no, Johanna, your stay would not exceed a few short hours."
"Oh, no—no, Johanna, you won't be staying for more than a few hours."
"Oh, what long hours they would be."
"Oh, what long hours they would be."
"Well, Johanna, I almost dread the counsel I am giving to you. It is fraught probably with a thousand mischiefs and dangers, that neither you nor I have sufficient experience to see; and now that I have said what I have, I beg of you to think no further of it, and from my heart I wish it all unsaid."
"Well, Johanna, I really dread the advice I'm giving you. It's likely filled with countless risks and dangers that neither you nor I have enough experience to recognize; and now that I've said what I have, I ask you to not think any more about it, and from the bottom of my heart, I wish I had kept it to myself."
"No, Arabella, why should you wish it unsaid? It is true that the course you suggest to me is out of the ordinary way, and most romantic, but, then, are not all the circumstances connected with this sad affair far out of the ordinary course?"
"No, Arabella, why would you want me to keep it quiet? It's true that the path you're suggesting is unconventional and quite romantic, but aren't all the circumstances surrounding this unfortunate situation also far from the ordinary?"
"Yes, yes—and yet—"
"Yes, yes—and still—"
"Arabella, I will do it."
"Arabella, I’ll do it."
"Oh, Johanna, Johanna—if any harm should come to you—"
"Oh, Johanna, Johanna—if anything happens to you—"
"Then absolve yourself, Arabella, from all reproach upon the subject. Remember always that I go upon my own responsibility, and against your wishes, feelings, and advice. All that I now ask of you is that you will once more lend me that disguise, and assist me in further making myself look like that I would represent myself, and I shall then, perhaps, ask no more of your friendship in this world."
"Then free yourself, Arabella, from any blame about this. Always remember that I'm acting on my own, despite your wishes, feelings, and advice. All I ask of you now is to lend me that disguise once again and help me make myself look like how I want to appear, and then, maybe, I won’t ask anything more of your friendship in this world."
Arabella was horrified. The plan she had proposed had, from her course of romantic reading, such charms for her imagination, that she could not have forborne mentioning it, but, now that in earnest Johanna talked of carrying it out, she became terrified at what might be the consequences. In the open streets she was afraid of making a scene by any further opposition to Johanna, whose feelings, she saw, were in a great state of excitement; but she hoped that she would be able yet to dissuade her from her purpose when she got her home.
Arabella was horrified. The plan she had come up with had seemed so appealing to her imagination from her romantic reading that she couldn't help but mention it. But now that Johanna was seriously talking about going through with it, she felt terrified about what the consequences might be. In the busy streets, she worried about causing a scene by opposing Johanna further, especially noticing how worked up Johanna was. However, she hoped she would be able to talk her out of it when they got home.
"Say no more now of it, Johanna, and come home with me, when we will talk it over more at large."
"That's enough talk about it for now, Johanna. Come home with me, and we can discuss it more."
"I am resolved," said Johanna. "The very resolution to do something bold and definite has given me already a world of ease. I am different quite in feeling to what I was. I am sure that God is, even now, giving me strength and calmness to do this much for him who would have risked anything for me."
"I’m determined," said Johanna. "Just making the decision to do something bold and specific has already brought me so much relief. I feel completely different from how I used to be. I’m sure that God is, right now, giving me the strength and peace to do this for the one who would have done anything for me."
To reason with any one impressed with such notions would have been folly indeed, and Arabella forbore doing so at that juncture. She could not but be amazed, however, at the firmness of manner of Johanna now, in comparison with the frantic burst of grief which she had so recently been indulging in. Her step was firm, her lips were compressed, and her countenance, although more than usually pale, was expressive in every feature of highly-wrought determination.
To argue with someone who believed such ideas would have been pointless, and Arabella held back from doing so at that moment. She couldn't help but be amazed at Johanna's composure now, especially compared to the intense grief she had just shown. Johanna's steps were steady, her lips were tight, and even though her face was paler than usual, every feature showed a strong sense of determination.
"She will do it or die," thought Arabella, "and if anything happens to her, I shall wish myself dead likewise."
"She will do it or die," Arabella thought, "and if anything happens to her, I’ll wish I were dead too."
In this state of feeling—not a very amiable one—the two young girls reached the abode of Arabella Wilmot. The strongly marked feeling of composure and determination by no means left Johanna, but, if anything, seemed to be rather upon the increase, while occasionally she would mutter to herself—
In this mood—not a very pleasant one—the two young girls arrived at Arabella Wilmot's place. Johanna's strong sense of calm and determination didn’t fade; if anything, it seemed to grow stronger, and now and then she would mumble to herself—
"Yes—yes; I will know all—I will know the worst."
"Yes—yes; I want to know everything—I want to know the worst."
When they were alone in the little chamber of Arabella—that little chamber which had witnessed so many of the mutual confidences of those two young girls—Arabella at once began to say something that might provoke a discussion about the propriety of the hazardous expedition to Todd's, but Johanna stopped her by saying as she laid her hands gently upon her arm—
When they were alone in Arabella's small room— that little room which had seen so many shared secrets between the two young girls—Arabella immediately started to say something that might spark a conversation about the appropriateness of the risky trip to Todd's, but Johanna stopped her by gently placing her hands on her arm—
"Arabella, will you do me two favours?"
"Arabella, can you do me two favors?"
"A hundred; but—"
"A hundred, but—"
"Nay, hear me out, dear friend, before you say another word. The first of those favours is, that you will not, by word or look, try to dissuade me from my purpose of going in disguise to Todd's. The second is, that you will keep my secret when I do go."
"Nah, listen to me, my friend, before you say anything else. The first favor I ask is that you don’t try to talk me out of going to Todd's in disguise, either by what you say or how you look at me. The second is that you keep my secret when I do go."
"Oh! Johanna! Johanna!"
"Oh! Johanna! Johanna!"
"Promise me."
"Promise me."
"Yes. I do—I do."
"Yes, I do."
"I am satisfied. And now, my own dear Arabella, let me tell you that I do not think that there is any such danger as you suppose in the expedition. In the first place, I do not think Todd will easily discover me to be aught else than what I pretend to be, and if I should see that I am in any danger, Fleet Street, with all its living population, is close at hand, and such a cry for aid as I, being, as I am, forearmed by being forewarned, could raise, would soon bring me many defenders."
"I’m happy. And now, my dear Arabella, let me tell you that I don't believe there's any real danger in this mission, as you think. First, I don’t believe Todd will easily realize I'm anything other than what I say I am, and if I ever feel at risk, Fleet Street, with all its people, is nearby. A shout for help from me, since I’m prepared because I’ve been warned, would quickly bring me plenty of support."
Arabella sobbed.
Arabella cried.
"And then, after all, I only want to stay until, by one absence of Todd's from the house, I shall be able to make a search for some memorial of the visit of Mark Ingestrie there. If I find it not, I return to you at once better satisfied, and with better hopes than I went forth. If I do find it, I will call upon the tardy law for justice."
"And then, after everything, I just want to stay until Todd is out of the house long enough for me to look for something that reminds me of Mark Ingestrie's visit. If I don't find anything, I'll come back to you feeling more satisfied and with better hopes than when I left. If I do find something, I’ll seek justice through the slow legal process."
"Johanna—Johanna, you are not the same creature that you were!"
"Johanna—Johanna, you’re not the same person you used to be!"
"I know it. I am changed. I feel that I am."
"I know it. I've changed. I can feel it."
Arabella looked at the sweet childish beauty of the face before her, and her eyes filled with tears again at the thought that something near akin to despair had implanted upon it that look of unnatural calmness and determination it wore.
Arabella looked at the innocent beauty of the face in front of her, and her eyes filled with tears again at the thought that something close to despair had given it that look of unnatural calmness and determination.
"You doubt me?" said Johanna.
"You don't believe me?" said Johanna.
"Oh! no—no. I feel now that you will do it, and feeling that, I likewise feel that I ought not to drive you to seek assistance from another, in your enterprise. But something must be arranged between us."
"Oh! No—no. I can tell now that you will do it, and knowing that, I also feel that I shouldn't push you to seek help from someone else in your endeavor. But we need to come to some sort of agreement."
"In what respect?"
"What do you mean?"
"Such as, if I should not hear of you within a certain time, I—I—"
"Like, if I don’t hear from you in a certain amount of time, I—I—"
"You would feel bound to find me some help. Be it so, Arabella. If I do not come to you or send to you, before the midnight of to-morrow, do what you will, and I shall not think that you have committed any breach of faith."
"You would feel obligated to help me. That’s fine, Arabella. If I don’t come to you or message you before midnight tomorrow, do whatever you want, and I won’t think you’ve broken any promises."
"I am content, Johanna, to abide by those conditions; and now I will say nothing to you to bend you from your purpose, but I will pray to Heaven that you may become successful, not in finding any record of Mark Ingestrie, but in procuring peace to your mind by the utter absence of such record."
"I’m fine with those terms, Johanna. I won’t say anything to sway you from your decision, but I’ll pray to Heaven that you find success—not in discovering any record of Mark Ingestrie, but in achieving peace of mind by the complete lack of such a record."
"I will go now."
"I'm leaving now."
"No—no, Johanna. Bethink you what pain your unexplained absence would give to your father. Something must be said or done to make him feel at ease during the, perhaps, many hours that you will be absent."
"No—no, Johanna. Think about how much pain your unexplained absence would cause your father. Something needs to be said or done to help him feel at ease during the, perhaps, many hours you'll be gone."
"It is well thought of, Arabella. Oh! how selfish we become when overwhelmed by our own strange emotions! I had forgotten that I had a father."
"It’s so well regarded, Arabella. Oh! How selfish we become when we're overwhelmed by our own strange feelings! I had completely forgotten that I had a father."
It was now agreed between the two young girls that Johanna should go home, and that Arabella Wilmot should call for her, and ask Mr. Oakley's permission for her (Johanna) to come to her upon a visit for two days. It was no very unusual thing for Johanna to pass a night with her friend, so that it was thought such a course now would have the effect of quieting all anxiety on account of the absence of the young girl from her parental home.
It was now decided between the two young girls that Johanna would go home, and that Arabella Wilmot would pick her up and ask Mr. Oakley for permission for Johanna to visit her for two days. It wasn't unusual for Johanna to stay overnight with her friend, so it was believed that this plan would help ease any worries about Johanna being away from her parents' home.
CHAPTER LX.
TODD FINDS A BOY.
"Temporary insanity, and a dividend of one shilling upon the razor!"
"Temporary insanity, and a payout of one shilling on the razor!"
Such was the enlightened verdict of twelve sapient shopkeepers in the Strand upon John Mundell—peace to his manes! He is gone where there are no discounts—no usury laws—no unredeemed pledges, and no strings of pearls! Good day to you, John Mundell!
Such was the wise decision of twelve insightful shopkeepers in the Strand regarding John Mundell—may he rest in peace! He has moved on to a place with no discounts—no usury laws—no unredeemed loans, and no strings of pearls! Goodbye, John Mundell!
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" laughed Sweeney Todd. "That affair is settled in an uncommonly satisfactory manner. What an odd thing it is, though, that nobody now comes into my shop, but somebody else, upon some shuffling excuse or another, comes in within two minutes afterwards. Now, if I were superstitious, which—I—I am not—"
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" laughed Sweeney Todd. "That situation is resolved in a surprisingly good way. It's strange, though, that no one comes into my shop, but someone else, with some flimsy excuse or another, shows up just two minutes later. Now, if I were superstitious—which I'm not—"
Here Todd looked first over his right shoulder and then over his left, with two perceptible shudders.
Here Todd looked first over his right shoulder and then over his left, with two noticeable shudders.
"If, as I say, I were superstitious which—Hilloa! who's this?"
"If I were superstitious, which—Hey! Who's that?"
"Oh, I beg your pardon, Mr. Todd," said a woman in widow's weeds, as she entered the shop, "but they do say that—that—"
"Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Todd," said a woman in mourning clothes as she walked into the shop, "but they say that—that—"
"What?" screamed Todd, "what?"
"What?" yelled Todd, "what?"
"That you are charitable to the poor."
"That you are generous to those in need."
"Oh, that's all. I—I. That's all. Very good. I am charitable to the poor. Very—very charitable to the poor. What may your business be, madam?"
"Oh, that's it. I—I. That's it. Very good. I'm generous to the poor. Very—very generous to the poor. What can I do for you, ma'am?"
"You don't know me, Mr. Todd, I dare say, but my name is Slick."
"You probably don’t know me, Mr. Todd, but my name is Slick."
"Slick—Slick? No, madam, I have not the pleasure of knowing you; and may I again ask why I am honoured with the visit?"
"Slick—Slick? No, ma'am, I don’t have the pleasure of knowing you; may I ask again why I'm honored by your visit?"
"Why, sir, I have got up a little humble petition. You see, sir, my husband, Solomon Slick, is a watch-maker, and one day, about a month ago, he went out to go to the city with two chronometers, to take to Brown, Smuggins, Bugsby, and Podd, who employ him, and he was never afterwards heard of, leaving me with six children, and one at the breast. Now, Mr. Brown is a kind sort of man, and spoke to Podd about doing something, but Bugsby and Smuggins, they will have it that my husband ran away with the watches, and that we are only watching the best time to go to him; but my aunt, Mrs. Longfinch, in Bedfordshire, will do something for us if we go there; so I am trying to get up a pound or two to take me and the little ones."
"Sir, I've put together a simple petition. You see, my husband, Solomon Slick, is a watchmaker, and about a month ago, he left for the city with two chronometers to deliver to Brown, Smuggins, Bugsby, and Podd, who employ him, and we haven't heard from him since. Now, Mr. Brown is a decent person and spoke to Podd about helping us, but Bugsby and Smuggins insist that my husband ran off with the watches and that we’re just waiting for the right moment to join him. However, my aunt, Mrs. Longfinch, in Bedfordshire, is willing to help us if we go there; so I'm trying to gather a pound or two to take me and the kids."
Todd made a chuckling noise, like a hen in a farm-yard, and looked the picture of compassionate commiseration.
Todd let out a soft chuckle, like a chicken in a barnyard, and wore an expression of sympathetic concern.
"Dear—dear, what a shocking thing."
"Oh my, what a shocking thing."
"It is indeed, sir."
"Yes, it is, sir."
"And have you no idea of what has become of him, madam?"
"And do you have any idea what happened to him, ma'am?"
"Not in the least, sir—not in the least. But I said to myself—'I dare say Mr. Todd will be so good as to assist us in our necessities.'"
"Not at all, sir—not at all. But I told myself—'I’m sure Mr. Todd will kindly help us with our needs.'”
"Certainly, madam—certainly. Do you know what is the most nourishing thing you can give to your children?"
"Of course, ma'am—of course. Do you know what the healthiest thing you can give your kids is?"
"Alas! sir, the poor things, since their poor father went, have had little choice of one thing or another. It was he who supported them. But what is it, sir?"
"Unfortunately, sir, the poor things have had very few options since their father left. He was the one who took care of them. But what is it, sir?"
"Mrs. Lovett's pies."
"Mrs. Lovett's meat pies."
"Ah, sir, they had one a-piece, poor things, the very day after poor Solomon Slick disappeared. A compassionate neighbour brought them, and all the while they ate them, they thought of their father that was gone."
"Ah, sir, they each had one, poor things, the very day after poor Solomon Slick vanished. A kind neighbor brought them, and as they ate, they thought about their father who was gone."
"Very natural, that," said Todd. "Now, Mrs. Slick, I am but a poor man, but I will give you my advice, and something more substantial. The advice is, that if anybody is moved to compassion, and bestows upon you a few pence for your children, you go and lay it out in pies at Mrs. Lovett's; and as for the more substantial something, take that, and read it at your leisure."
"That makes total sense," said Todd. "Now, Mrs. Slick, I may not have much, but I want to offer you some advice and something more valuable. My advice is this: if anyone feels sorry for you and gives you a few coins for your kids, go spend it on pies at Mrs. Lovett's. And regarding the more valuable item, take it and read it when you have some free time."
Todd, as he spoke, took from a drawer a religious tract, entitled "The Spiritual Quartern Loaf for the Hungry Sinner," and handed it to Mrs. Slick. The poor woman received it with a look of disappointment, and said, with a slight shudder—
Todd, while talking, pulled out a religious pamphlet from a drawer titled "The Spiritual Quarter Loaf for the Hungry Sinner" and gave it to Mrs. Slick. The poor woman took it with a look of disappointment and said, with a slight shiver—
"And is this all you can do, Mr. Todd?"
"And is this all you can do, Mr. Todd?"
"All!" cried Todd. "All? Good gracious, what more do you want? Recollect, my good woman, that there is another world where the poor will have their reward, provided that in this they are not too annoying to the rich and the comfortable. Go away. Dear—dear, and this is gratitude. I must go and pray for the hardness of heart and the Egyptian darkness of the common and the lower orders in general, and you in particular, Mrs. Slick."
"All!" shouted Todd. "All? Good heavens, what more do you want? Remember, my good lady, there’s another world where the poor will be rewarded, as long as they aren’t too bothersome to the rich and comfortable in this one. Just leave. Well—well, and this is gratitude. I really need to go and pray for the cold-heartedness and ignorance of the common people and the lower classes in general, and you specifically, Mrs. Slick."
The woman was terrified at the extraordinary faces that Todd made during the delivery of this harangue, and hastily left the shop, having dropped the "Spiritual Quartern Loaf for Hungry Sinners" in the doorway.
The woman was scared by the ridiculous faces Todd made while delivering this rant, and she quickly left the shop, accidentally dropping the "Spiritual Quartern Loaf for Hungry Sinners" in the doorway.
"Ha! ha!" said Todd when she was gone. "They thought of their father, did they, while they ate Lovett's pies. Ha! ha!"
"Ha! Ha!" said Todd when she left. "So they thought about their father while enjoying Lovett's pies, huh? Ha! Ha!"
At this moment a man made his appearance in the shop, and looked with a sly twinkle at Sweeney Todd. The latter started, for in that man he imagined no other than an under attendant at the establishment of Mr. Fogg, at Peckham. That this man came with some message from Fogg, he did not for a moment doubt, but what could it possibly be, since he (Todd) fully believed that Tobias Ragg was no more.
At that moment, a man walked into the shop and gave Sweeney Todd a sly look. Todd flinched because he recognized this man as one of the assistants at Mr. Fogg's place in Peckham. He had no doubt that the man came with some message from Fogg, but he couldn’t imagine what it could be, since Todd was convinced that Tobias Ragg was dead.
"Do you know me?" said the man.
"Do you know me?" the man asked.
As a general proposition, Todd did not like to say yes to anything, so he looked dubious, and remarked that he thought it might rain soon, but if he (the man) wanted a clean shave, he (Todd) would soon do for him.
As a rule, Todd wasn’t keen on agreeing to anything, so he seemed uncertain and mentioned that he thought it might rain soon. However, if the guy wanted a clean shave, Todd would take care of it for him.
"But, really, Mr. Todd, don't you know me?"
"But honestly, Mr. Todd, don't you recognize me?"
"I know nobody," said Todd.
"I don't know anyone," said Todd.
The man chuckled with a hideous grimace, that seemed habitual to him, for he at times indulged in it, when, to all appearance, no subject whatever of hilarity was on the topic, and then he said—
The man laughed with an ugly grin, which seemed normal for him, as he sometimes did this even when there was nothing funny happening, and then he said—
"I come from Fogg."
"I'm from Fogg."
"Fogg's, not Fogg?"
"Fogg's, not Fogg?"
The man did not at first seem to understand this nice distinction that Todd drew between coming from Fogg's establishment and coming from Fogg himself; but after knitting his brows, and considering a little, he said—
The man initially didn’t seem to grasp this subtle difference that Todd pointed out between coming from Fogg's business and coming from Fogg himself; but after furrowing his brow and thinking for a moment, he said—
"Oh—ah—I see. No, I don't come from Fogg, confound him, he don't use me well, so I thought I'd come to tell you—"
"Oh—ah—I get it. No, I’m not from Fogg, damn him, he doesn’t treat me well, so I thought I’d come to tell you—"
The shop door opened, and a stout burly-looking man made his appearance. Todd turned upon him, with a face livid with passion, as he said—
The shop door opened, and a heavy-set, muscular man walked in. Todd faced him, his face pale with anger, and said—
"Well, sir, what now?"
"Alright, sir, what’s next?"
"Eh?" said the stout burly man. "Ain't this a barber's shop?"
"Eh?" said the heavyset man. "Isn't this a barber shop?"
"To be sure it is; and, once for all, do you want to be shaved, or do you not?"
"Of course it is; so, once and for all, do you want to get shaved or not?"
"Why, what else could I come in for?"
"Why, what else would I come in for?"
"I don't know; but you have been here more than once—more than twice—more than thrice, and yet you have never been shaved yet."
"I don’t know; but you’ve been here more than once—more than twice—more than three times, and you still haven’t been shaved."
"Well, that is a good one."
"Well, that's a good one."
"A good what?"
"A good what?"
"Mistake, for I have only just come to London to-day; but I'll wait while you shave this gentleman. I am in no hurry."
"Mistake, since I just arrived in London today; but I'll wait while you shave this guy. I'm in no rush."
"No, sir," said Todd; "this gentleman is a private friend of mine, and don't come to be shaved at all."
"No, sir," Todd said; "this guy is a personal friend of mine, and he's not here to get shaved at all."
The stout burly-looking man seemed rather confused for a moment, and then he turned to the stranger, and said—
The strong, muscular man looked a bit confused for a moment, and then he turned to the stranger and said—
"Are you really a private friend of Mr. Todd's?"
"Are you actually a personal friend of Mr. Todd's?"
"Very," said the other.
"Totally," said the other.
"Then I scorn to interrupt any one in their confidential discourse, just because my beard happens to be a day old. No; I trust that time, and old English politeness, will ever prevent me from doing such a thing; so, Mr. Todd, I will look in upon some other occasion, if you please."
Then I refuse to interrupt anyone in their private conversation just because my beard is a day old. No; I believe that time and good old-fashioned politeness will always stop me from doing something like that. So, Mr. Todd, I’ll drop by another time, if that’s alright with you.
"No—no," said Todd, "sit down: business is business. Pray sit down. You don't know how disappointed I shall feel if I don't polish you off, now that you are here, sir."
"No—no," Todd said, "have a seat: business is business. Please, sit down. You have no idea how disappointed I'll be if I don't finish this off now that you're here, sir."
"Could not think of it," said the other, in whom the reader has, no doubt, recognised one of Sir Richard Blunt's officers. "Could not for a moment think of it. Good day."
"Couldn't think of it," said the other, who you’ve probably recognized as one of Sir Richard Blunt's officers. "Couldn't think of it for a moment. Have a good day."
Before Todd could utter another remonstrance, he was out of the shop, and when he got about twelve paces off, he met Crotchet, who said—
Before Todd could say anything else, he was out of the shop, and when he got about twelve steps away, he ran into Crotchet, who said—
"Well, what do yer bring it in now?"
"Well, what are you bringing it in now?"
"I must cut it. Todd is beginning to recollect me, and to think there is something odd going on."
"I have to cut it off. Todd is starting to remember me and to believe that something strange is happening."
Mr. Crotchet gave a slight whistle, and then said—
Mr. Crotchet let out a quiet whistle and then said—
"Wery good; but did you leave a hindevidel in the shaving crib, to be done for?"
"Wery good; but did you leave a hindevidel in the shaving crib, to be done for?"
"Yes; but he said he was a private friend of Todd's."
"Yeah, but he claimed he was a personal friend of Todd's."
"Good agin, that will do. He's safe enough, I dare say, and if he isn't, why he ought to be more petikler in a-dressing of his acquaintances. Do you know where the governor is?"
"Good again, that will do. He's safe enough, I bet, and if he isn't, then he should be more careful about who he associates with. Do you know where the governor is?"
"No. I have not seen him; but will you tell him, Crotchet, why I think it's better for me to be scarce for a day or two?"
"No. I haven't seen him; but could you tell him, Crotchet, why I think it's better for me to stay away for a day or two?"
"To be sure, old fellow. You can go on some other day."
"Of course, buddy. You can go another day."
"Surely—surely."
"Definitely—definitely."
CHAPTER LXI.
TODD RECEIVES SOME STARTLING INTELLIGENCE.
It took Todd, master as he was, or used to be, in the art of dissimulation, some few minutes to recover his composure, after the officer had left the shop, and during that time, the gentleman from Fogg's looked at him with the quiet sniggering kind of laugh so peculiar to him. Todd was evidently, day by day, losing that amount of nerve which had at one time formed his principal characteristic. It was getting, in fact, clear to himself that he was not near so well fitted for the business he was carrying on as he had been. Turning to the man from Fogg's, he said, while he put on as bland a smile as he could—
It took Todd, who used to be a master at deception, a few minutes to regain his composure after the officer left the shop. During that time, the guy from Fogg's watched him with that quiet, snickering laugh that was so typical of him. Todd was clearly losing the nerve that had once been his main trait, day by day. He was starting to realize that he wasn't as suited for the business he was running as he used to be. Turning to the man from Fogg's, he said, trying to put on the most pleasant smile he could—
"Well, my friend, I suppose you have sought me with some motive? Pray speak out, and tell me what it is."
"Well, my friend, I assume you came to me for a reason? Please, let me know what it is."
The man laughed.
The guy laughed.
"I have had a row with Fogg," he said, "and we parted in anger. I told him I would split upon the den, but he is a deep one, and he only coughed. Fogg, though, somehow don't laugh as he used. However, as well as he could laugh, he did, and, says he, 'Peter, my lad,' says he, 'if you do split upon the old den, I'll get you transported, as safe as you think yourself.'"
"I had a fight with Fogg," he said, "and we ended on bad terms. I told him I would spill the beans, but he’s clever, and he just coughed. Fogg doesn’t laugh as much as he used to, though. Still, he laughed as best as he could and said, 'Peter, my friend, if you do spill the beans on the old business, I’ll make sure you get in trouble, just like you think you’re safe.'"
"Well?"
"What's up?"
"Well. I—I—didn't like that."
"Well, I didn't like that."
"Then you are probably," said Todd in a bland manner—"you are probably aware that you may be obnoxious to the law."
"Then you probably are," Todd said flatly, "you might be annoying to the law."
"A few!" said the fellow.
"A few!" said the guy.
"And what followed?"
"And what happened next?"
"'Why, Peter,' added Fogg, 'you may leave me if you like, and once a month there will be a couple of guineas here for you. There's the door, so away, I insist;' and it has struck me, that if Fogg gives me a couple of shiners a month to hold my tongue, other gentlemen might do as much, and through one and another, I might pick up a crust and something to moisten it with."
"'Why, Peter,' added Fogg, 'you can leave if you want, and once a month I'll have a couple of guineas for you. The door is right there, so go if you really want to;' and it occurred to me that if Fogg is willing to pay me a couple of coins a month to stay quiet, maybe other guys would do the same, and through this and that, I could manage to scrape together a little food and something to drink with it."
The man laughed again. Todd nodded his head, as much as to say—"You could not have explained yourself clearer," and then he said—
The man laughed again. Todd nodded, as if to say—"You couldn't have explained yourself any clearer," and then he said—
"Peter, in your way you have a certain sort of genius. I might just remark, however, that after paying Fogg handsomely for what he has done, it is rather hard that Fogg's cast-off officials should come upon Fogg's best customers, and threaten them out of any more."
"Peter, you have a kind of genius in your own way. I just want to say, though, that after paying Fogg well for his work, it's pretty unfair that Fogg's former staff should show up to Fogg's top clients and threaten them into not doing any more business."
"I know it's hard," said the man.
"I know it's tough," said the man.
"Then why do you do it?"
"Then why do you do that?"
"Because, to my thinking, it would be a deuced sight harder for me to want anything; and besides, I might get into trouble, and be in the hands of the police, when who knows but that in some soft moment some one might get hold of me, and get it all out of me. Wouldn't that be harder still for all?"
"Because, in my opinion, it would be much harder for me to want anything; and besides, I could get into trouble and end up in the hands of the police. Who knows, maybe in some weak moment someone might get to me and find out everything. Wouldn't that be even harder for everyone?"
"It would."
"It will."
"Ah! Mr. Todd, I always thought you were a man of judgment, that I did."
"Ah! Mr. Todd, I always thought you were a person of good judgment, really."
"You do me infinite honour."
"You honor me greatly."
"Not at all. I say what I think, you may take your oath of that. But when I saw you come about that last boy, I said to myself—'Mr. Todd is carrying on some nice game, but what it is I don't know. Howsomdever he is a man with something more than would go into a small tea-spoon here-abouts.'"
"Not at all. I speak my mind, you can take my word for it. But when I saw you dealing with that last boy, I thought to myself—'Mr. Todd is up to something interesting, but I have no idea what it is. Regardless, he’s someone with a lot more going on than would fit into a small teaspoon around here.'"
Mr. Peter tapped his forehead with his finger as he spoke, to intimate that he alluded to the intellectual capacity of Todd.
Mr. Peter tapped his forehead with his finger as he spoke, implying that he was referring to Todd's intelligence.
"You are very obliging," said Todd.
"You’re super helpful," said Todd.
"Not at all. Not at all. How much will you stand, now?"
"Not at all. Not at all. How much can you take now?"
"I suppose, if I say the same as Mr. Fogg, you will be satisfied, Mr. Peter. Times are very bad, you know."
"I guess if I say the same thing as Mr. Fogg, you’ll be happy, Mr. Peter. Things are really bad, you know."
Peter laughed again.
Peter laughed once more.
"No, no! Mr. Todd, times are not very bad, but I do think what you say is very fair, and that if you stand the same as Fogg, I ought not to say one word against it."
"No, no! Mr. Todd, things aren't that bad, but I think what you're saying is really fair, and if you're in the same position as Fogg, I shouldn't say a thing against it."
"How charming it is," said Todd, casting his eyes up to the ceiling, as though communing with himself or some higher intelligence supposed to be in that direction. "How charming it is to feel that you are at any time transacting business with one who is so very obliging and so very reasonable."
"How charming it is," Todd said, looking up at the ceiling, as if he were talking to himself or some higher power thought to be up there. "How charming it is to know that you are always dealing with someone who is so helpful and so reasonable."
Somehow Peter winced a little before the look of Todd. The barber had come into his proposal a little too readily. It almost looked as though he saw his way too clearly out of it again. If he had declaimed loudly, and made a great fuss about the matter, Mr. Peter would have been better pleased, but as it was he felt, he scarcely knew why, wonderfully fidgetty.
Somehow, Peter flinched a bit at Todd’s expression. The barber had agreed to his proposal a bit too eagerly. It almost seemed like he had found a way to back out of it easily. If he had objected loudly and made a big deal about it, Mr. Peter would have felt more satisfied, but instead, he felt, for reasons he couldn't quite understand, surprisingly restless.
"That boy," he said, "to change the conversation. That boy, used to say some odd things of you, Mr. Todd."
"That guy," he said, "to switch things up. That guy used to say some strange things about you, Mr. Todd."
"Insanity," said Todd, "is a great calamity."
"Insanity," Todd said, "is a huge tragedy."
"Oh, very."
"Oh, absolutely."
"And so clouds the faculties, that the poor boy no doubt said things of me, his best friend, that, if he had been restored to reason, he would have heard spoken of with a smile of incredulity."
"And so it clouds the mind, that the poor boy no doubt said things about me, his best friend, that, if he had been in his right mind, he would have heard being said with a smile of disbelief."
"Ha! ha! By the bye—Ha! ha!"
"Ha! Ha! By the way—Ha! Ha!"
"Well, sir?" said Todd, who did not in the smallest degree join in the odd laugh of Peter. "Well, sir?"
"Well, sir?" Todd said, not at all joining in Peter's strange laugh. "Well, sir?"
"I was merely going to say. Have you, by any chance, heard anything more of him?"
"I was just going to ask. Have you heard anything more about him?"
Todd walked close to Peter, and placed his two brawny hands upon his shoulders, as he slowly repeated—
Todd walked up to Peter and put his strong hands on his shoulders as he slowly said—
"Have I by any chance heard anything more of him? What do you mean? Speak out, or by all that's powerful, this is the last moment of your existence. Speak out, I say."
"Have I heard anything more about him? What do you mean? Just say it, or I swear this is your last moment alive. I said, speak up."
"Murder!"
"Crime!"
"Fool! Be more explicit, and you are safe. Be open and candid with me, and not a hair of your head shall suffer injury. What do you mean by asking me if I have heard anything more of him?"
"Fool! Be clearer, and you’ll be fine. Be open and honest with me, and not a single hair on your head will be harmed. What do you mean by asking if I’ve heard anything more about him?"
"Don't throttle me."
"Don't restrict me."
"Speak."
"Talk."
"I—I can't while you hold me so tight. I—I—can—hardly—breathe."
"I—I can't while you hold me so tight. I—I—can—hardly—breathe."
Todd took his hands off him, and crossing his arms over his breast, he said in tones of most unnatural calmness—
Todd took his hands off him, crossed his arms over his chest, and said in an unnaturally calm voice—
"Now speak."
"Go ahead and speak."
"Well, Mr. Todd—I—I—only—."
"Well, Mr. Todd, I just—."
"You only what?"
"You only what?"
"Asked you naturally enough, if you had heard anything of the boy Tobias Ragg, you know, since he ran away from Fogg's. That's all."
"Naturally, I asked if you had heard anything about the boy Tobias Ragg since he ran away from Fogg's. That's all."
"Since he what?"
"Since he said what?"
"Ran away from Fogg's one night."
"Ran away from Fogg's one night."
"Then he—he is not dead? The villain Fogg sent word to me that he was dead."
"Then he—he's not dead? The villain Fogg told me he was dead."
"Did he though? Well I never. That was so like Fogg. Only to think now. Lord bless you, Mr. Todd, he made his escape and ran away, and we never heard anything more of him from that time to this. The idea now of Fogg telling you he was dead. Well, I did wonder at your taking the thing so easy, and never coming down to enquire about it."
"Did he really? I can’t believe it. That’s so typical of Fogg. Just think about it now. Honestly, Mr. Todd, he got away and disappeared, and we haven’t heard a thing from him since then. The thought of Fogg telling you he was dead... I was surprised you took it so lightly and never came down to check on it."
"Not dead? Not dead?"
"Still alive? Still alive?"
"Not as I know on."
"Not that I'm aware of."
"Curses!"
"Dammit!"
"Ah! that will do you good, Mr. Todd. Whenever I am put out, I set to swearing like a good one, and that's the way I come round again. Don't mind me. You swear as long as you like. It was a shame for Fogg not to tell you he had bolted, but I suppose he thought he'd take his chance."
"Ah! That will be good for you, Mr. Todd. Whenever I'm upset, I just start swearing like crazy, and that's how I get back to normal. Don’t worry about me. Swear as much as you want. It was wrong of Fogg not to tell you he took off, but I guess he thought he’d just take his chances."
"The villain!"
"The bad guy!"
"Worser! worser! nor a willain!" said Peter. "Who knows now what mischief may be done, all through that boy. Why, he may be now being gammoned by the police and a parson to tell all he knows. Oh, dear! Oh, dear!"
"Worse! worse! not a villain!" said Peter. "Who knows what trouble that boy might cause now? He could be tricked by the police and a preacher to spill everything he knows. Oh, no! Oh, no!"
Todd sunk upon a chair—not the shaving one—and resting his hand upon his head, he uttered a sepulchral groan.
Todd sank into a chair—not the shaving one—and resting his hand on his head, he let out a mournful groan.
Peter shook himself.
Peter shook it off.
"You don't seem well, Mr. Todd. I didn't think you was the sort of man to be down on your blessed luck in this sort of way. Cheer up. What's the use of grieving? as the old song says."
"You don’t look so good, Mr. Todd. I didn’t think you were the kind of man to be down on your luck like this. Cheer up. What’s the point of being sad? As the old song goes."
Todd groaned again.
Todd groaned once more.
"And if so be as the kid," continued Peter, "did run away, my opinion is as he'd seen enough and felt enough, while he was at Fogg's, to make him as mad as a March hare."
"And if that's the case, like the kid," Peter went on, "who ran away, I think he saw and experienced enough while he was at Fogg's to make him as crazy as a March hare."
There was hope in that suggestion, and Todd looked up.
There was promise in that suggestion, and Todd looked up.
"You really think, then, Mr. Peter, that—that his intellects—"
"You really think, then, Mr. Peter, that—his intelligence—"
"His what?"
"His what?"
"His mind, I mean, has not withstood the shock of what he went through while he was in Fogg's establishment?"
"His mind, I mean, hasn't handled the shock of what he experienced while he was at Fogg's place?"
"How could it? Once or twice things very nigh infected me, and how should he stand up agin 'em? But arter all, Mr. Fogg, what was it all about? That's what used to bother me. Was there anything in what he said, or wasn't there?"
"How could it? Once or twice, things almost got to me, and how could he stand against them? But after all, Mr. Fogg, what was it all about? That's what used to trouble me. Was there any truth in what he said, or wasn't there?"
"My good fellow," said Todd, "I have only one question to ask you—"
"My good man," Todd said, "I just have one question for you—"
"Fire away."
"Go ahead."
"And that is, if you would prefer to have a sum of money down, and not trouble me any more?"
"And that is, if you'd rather just pay a certain amount of money now and not bother me again?"
"Down!"
"Get down!"
"Yes, down."
"Yes, go down."
"On the nail? Well, its temptatious, I own. Let me see. Thus Fogg's riglar annuity, as a fellow may call it, and a good round sum down from you, Mr. T. I think you said a good round sum down on the nail, didn't you?"
"On the money? Well, it’s pretty tempting, I admit. Let me take a look. So, Fogg's regular annuity, as you might say, and a nice lump sum from you, Mr. T. I think you mentioned a nice lump sum on the money, didn’t you?"
"Yes—yes. Any sum in reason."
"Yes—yes. Any reasonable amount."
"Done, then. I'll do it. Honour bright and shining. Mr. T., when I says a thing, it's said, and no mistake, and if I takes something down, you won't hear no more of me; whatever you may think, Mr. T., I ain't one of them fellows as will spend their tin, and then come asking for more—not I. Oh, dear no! Only give me what's reasonable down, and the thing's settled."
"Alright, then. I'll go for it. Honestly and sincerely. Mr. T., when I say something, it's final, no doubt about it, and if I take something away, you won't hear from me again; no matter what you think, Mr. T., I'm not the type to spend my money and then come asking for more—not me. Oh, definitely not! Just give me what's fair up front, and it's done."
"Very good," said Todd, in a voice which was calm and composed. "Just step this way, into the back parlour, and I'll satisfy you. As for troubling me any more, I am, I assure you, as perfectly easy upon that point as it is at all possible to be."
"Very good," said Todd, in a calm and collected voice. "Just come this way, into the back room, and I'll take care of you. And as for bothering me any further, I promise you, I'm completely fine with that as much as anyone could be."
CHAPTER LXII.
TODD CLEARS OFF CIRCUMSTANCES.
The arrangement come to between Todd and his visitor seemed to give equal satisfaction to both, and Mr. Peter, if he had what the phrenologists call an organ of caution at all developed, must have had acquisitiveness so large as completely to overpower its action at the present time. The idea of getting from Todd's fears a sum of money at once, and from Fogg's fears a regular small annuity, was to him a most felicitous combination of circumstances, and his reflections upon the pleasant consequences resulting therefrom had such full possession of him, that his scruples vanished, and as he followed Todd into the back parlour from the shop, he muttered to himself—
The agreement reached between Todd and his visitor seemed to satisfy both of them equally, and Mr. Peter, if he had what phrenologists refer to as a well-developed organ of caution, must have had a desire for gain so strong that it completely overshadowed any caution at that moment. The thought of getting a lump sum from Todd's fears and a steady small annuity from Fogg's fears struck him as a very fortunate combination of events. His thoughts on the positive outcomes of this situation took over his mind completely, and his doubts faded away. As he followed Todd into the back parlor from the shop, he muttered to himself—
"I'll try and get enough out of him to open a public-house."
"I'll try to get enough out of him to open a bar."
Todd heard the wish, and turning quickly with what he intended should be an engaging smile, he said—
Todd heard the wish, and turning quickly with what he hoped would be a charming smile, he said—
"And why not, Peter—and why not? Nothing would give me more sincere gratification than seeing you in a public-house, for although a man may be a publican, he need not be a sinner, you know."
"And why not, Peter—and why not? Nothing would make me happier than seeing you in a pub, because even if a man runs a bar, he doesn’t have to be a bad person, you know."
"Eh?"
"Uh?"
"I say he need not be a sinner; and there would be nothing in the world, Peter, to prevent you from having prayers night and morning, and I am sure I should be most happy to come now and then, if it were only to say 'Amen!'"
"I say he doesn't have to be a sinner; and there’s nothing stopping you, Peter, from having prayers morning and night. I’d be really happy to come by now and then, even if it’s just to say 'Amen!'"
"Humph!" said Peter. "You are too good, you are. Much too good, really."
"Humph!" Peter said. "You're too nice, you really are. Way too nice, honestly."
"Not at all, Peter. Let us be as good as we may, we cannot be too good. Human nature is a strange compound, you know, mixed up of several things opposite to each other, like a lather in a shaving dish."
"Not at all, Peter. No matter how good we try to be, we can never be too good. Human nature is a strange mix, you know, made up of several opposing things, like lather in a shaving dish."
With this sentiment Todd held open the door of the sanctum behind his shop, and by a cautious wave of his hand invited Mr. Peter to enter. That gentleman did so.
With this feeling, Todd held open the door to the room behind his shop and, with a cautious wave of his hand, invited Mr. Peter to come in. That gentleman complied.
"Now," said Todd, in quite a confidential tone, "what is your peculiar affection in the—"
"Now," said Todd, in a very confidential tone, "what's your unique interest in the—"
Here Mr. Todd went through the pantomimic action of draining a glass. Peter laughed, and then shaking his head waggishly, he said—
Here Mr. Todd pretended to drain a glass. Peter laughed and then, shaking his head playfully, said—
"What a rum 'un you are! Fogg had his funny ways, but I do think you beat him, that you do. Well, if I must say I have a partiality, it's to brandy. Do you know, I think, between you and me and the post, that a drop of good brandy is rather one of them things that makes human nature what it is."
"What a strange one you are! Fogg had his quirks, but I really think you outdo him. Well, if I have a favorite, it’s brandy. You know, I think, just between us and the post, that a sip of good brandy is one of those things that truly enhances human nature."
"What a just remark," said Todd.
"What a fair comment," said Todd.
Peter looked as sage as possible. He was getting upon wonderfully good terms with his own sagacity—a certain sign that he was losing his ordinary discretion. Todd opened a small cupboard in the wall—what a number of small cupboards in the wall Todd had—and produced a long-necked bottle and a couple of glasses. He held the bottle up to the dim light, saying—
Peter looked as wise as he could. He was getting along really well with his own wisdom—a clear sign that he was losing his usual good judgment. Todd opened a small cupboard in the wall—how many small cupboards in the wall Todd had—and pulled out a long-necked bottle and a couple of glasses. He lifted the bottle to the weak light, saying—
"That's the thing, rather."
"That's the thing, actually."
"It looks like it," said Peter.
"It looks like it," Peter said.
"And it is," said Todd, "what it looks. This bottle and the liquor within it have basked in the sun of a fairer clime than ours, Peter, and the laughing glades of the sweet south have capped it in beauty."
"And it is," said Todd, "exactly what it looks like. This bottle and the liquor inside it have soaked up the sun from a nicer place than ours, Peter, and the cheerful clearings of the lovely south have adorned it with beauty."
Peter looked puzzled.
Peter looked confused.
"What a learned man you are, Mr. T.," he said. "You seem to know something of everything, and I dare say the brandy is to the full as good as it looks."
"What a knowledgeable guy you are, Mr. T.," he said. "You seem to know a bit about everything, and I bet the brandy is just as good as it looks."
This was decidedly a quiet sort of hint to decant some of it without further loss of time, and Todd at once complied. He filled Peter's glass to the brim, and his own more moderately; and as the golden liquor came out with a pleasant bubble from the bottle, Peter's eyes glistened, and he sniffed up the aroma of that pure champaign brandy with the utmost complaisance.
This was clearly a subtle suggestion to pour some out without wasting any time, and Todd immediately agreed. He filled Peter's glass to the top and his own more moderately; as the golden liquid flowed with a nice bubble from the bottle, Peter's eyes sparkled, and he inhaled the scent of that fine champagne brandy with great pleasure.
"Beautiful! beautiful!" he exclaimed.
"Beautiful! So beautiful!" he exclaimed.
"Pretty well," said Todd.
"Pretty good," said Todd.
"Pretty well? It's glorious!"
"Pretty good? It's amazing!"
Mr. Peter raised the glass to his lips, and giving a nod to Todd over the rim of it, he said—
Mr. Peter lifted the glass to his lips, and giving a nod to Todd over the rim, he said—
"I looks towards you."
"I look towards you."
Todd nodded, and then, in another moment Peter put down his empty glass.
Todd nodded, and then, a moment later, Peter set down his empty glass.
"Out and out!" he gasped. "Out and out! Ah, that is the stuff."
"Totally!" he gasped. "Totally! Ah, that's the stuff."
Todd tossed off the glass, with the toast of "A long life, and a merry one!" which was duly acknowledged by Peter, who replied—
Todd downed the glass, raising a toast of "Cheers to a long and happy life!" which Peter acknowledged with a reply—
"The same to you, Mr. T., and lots of 'em."
"The same to you, Mr. T., and a lot of them."
"It's like milk," said Todd, as he filled Peter's glass again. "It's for all the world like milk, and never can do any one any harm."
"It's just like milk," Todd said, refilling Peter's glass. "It's pretty much like milk, and it can't hurt anyone."
"No—no. Enough. There—stop."
"No—no. That's enough. Stop."
Todd did stop, when the glass was within a hair's breadth of running over, but not before; and then again he helped himself, and when he set the bottle upon the table, he said—
Todd stopped just as the glass was about to spill, but not a moment before. Then he poured himself another drink, and as he set the bottle down on the table, he said—
"A biscuit?"
"A cookie?"
"Not for me. No."
"Not for me. No."
"Nay. You will find it pleasant with the brandy. I have one or two here. Rather hard, perhaps, but good."
"No way. You'll find it nice with the brandy. I've got one or two here. It might be a bit strong, but it's good."
"Well, I will, then. I was afraid you would have to go out for them, that was all, Mr. T., and I wouldn't give you any trouble for the world. I only hope we shall often meet in this quiet comfortable way, Mr. T. I always did respect you, for, as I often said to Fogg, of all the customers that come here, Mr. Todd for me. He takes things in an easy way, and if he is a thundering rogue, he is at all events a clever one."
"Well, I will, then. I was just worried you’d have to go out for them, that’s all, Mr. T., and I wouldn't want to cause you any trouble. I really hope we get to meet like this often, Mr. T. I've always respected you because, as I often told Fogg, out of all the customers that come here, Mr. Todd is my favorite. He approaches things calmly, and even if he’s a real scoundrel, at least he’s a smart one."
"How kind!"
"How nice!"
"No offence, I hope, Mr. Todd?"
"No offense, I hope, Mr. Todd?"
"Offence, my dear fellow? Oh, dear me! How could you think of such a thing? Offence, indeed! You cannot possibly offend me!"
"Offense, my friend? Oh, come on! How could you even think that? Offense, really! There's no way you could offend me!"
"I'm rejoiced to hear you say so, Mr. T., I am really; and this is—this is—the—very best—ah—brandy that ever I—where are you going, Mr. T.?"
"I'm really glad to hear you say that, Mr. T., I truly am; and this is—this is—the—absolute best—uh—brandy that I've ever—I mean, where are you going, Mr. T.?"
"Only to get the biscuits. They are in the cupboard behind you; but don't stir, I beg. You are not at all in the way."
"Just to grab the cookies. They're in the cupboard behind you; but please don't move, I insist. You're not in the way at all."
"Are you sure?"
"Are you really sure?"
"Quite."
"Definitely."
Todd stepped easily between Peter's chair and the wall, and opening another of the mysterious small cupboards, he laid his hand upon a hammer, with a long handle, that was upon the shelf.
Todd moved smoothly between Peter's chair and the wall, and opening another of the mysterious small cupboards, he reached for a hammer with a long handle that was on the shelf.
"If this," said Peter, "was the last word I had to say in the world, I would swear to the goodness of the brandy."
"If this," said Peter, "was the last thing I had to say in the world, I would swear by the goodness of the brandy."
As he uttered the words he turned his head sharply, and faced Todd. The hammer was upraised, and would, if he had not so turned, have descended with fatal effect upon the top of his head. As it was, Peter had only time to utter one shriek, when down it came upon the lower part of his face. The crush was hideous. The lower jaw fell crushed and mangled, and, with a frightful oath, Todd again raised the hammer: but the victim closed with him, and face to face they grappled. The hammer was useless, and Todd cast it from him as he felt that he required all his strength to grapple with the man who, at that moment, fastened on him with the strength of madness. Over chair—over the table, to the destruction of all that was on it, they went, coiled up in each other's embrace—dashing here and there with a vehemence that threatened destruction to them both, and yet not a word spoken. The frightful injury that Peter had received effectually prevented him from articulating, and Todd had nothing to say. Down! down they both come; but Todd is uppermost. Yes; he has got his victim upon the floor, and his knee is upon his chest! He drags him a few inches further towards the fire-place—inches were sufficient, and then grappling him by the throat, he lifts his head and dashes it against the sharp edge of an iron fender! Crash!—crash!—crash! The man is dead! Crash again! That last crash was only an injury to a corpse! Once more Todd raised the now lax and smashed skull, but he let it go again. It fell with a heavy blow upon the floor!
As he said the words, he turned his head sharply to face Todd. The hammer was raised, and if he hadn't turned, it would have come down with deadly force on his head. Instead, Peter had just enough time to let out one scream before it struck the lower part of his face. The impact was horrific. His lower jaw was crushed and mangled, and with a terrible curse, Todd lifted the hammer again. But Peter lunged at him, and they grappled face to face. The hammer became useless, and Todd threw it away, realizing he needed all his strength to fight off the man who was attacking him with wild ferocity. They tumbled over chairs and the table, wrecking everything on it, locked in a violent embrace, crashing into everything around them with such intensity that it threatened to destroy them both, yet not a word was exchanged. Peter's horrific injury made it impossible for him to speak, and Todd had nothing to say either. Down they went! Todd ended up on top. Yes, he had his victim pinned to the floor, with his knee on Peter's chest! He dragged him a few inches closer to the fireplace—just a few inches was enough. Then, grabbing Peter by the throat, he lifted his head and slammed it against the sharp edge of the iron fender! Crash!—crash!—crash! The man was dead! Another crash! That last crash was just damaging a corpse! Todd lifted the now limp and shattered skull once more, but then let it drop again. It hit the floor with a heavy thud!
"That will do," said Todd.
"That works," said Todd.

Sweeney Todd Butchers The Turnkey.
Sweeney Todd Kills The Turnkey.
He slowly rose, and left his cravat in the hands of the dead man. He shook himself, and again that awful oath, which cannot be transcribed, came from his lips. Rap! rap! rap! Todd listened. What's that? Somebody in the shop? Yes, it must be—or some one wanting to come in, rather, for he had taken the precaution to make the outer door fast. Rap! rap! rap!
He slowly got up and left his tie in the hands of the dead man. He shook himself and once again that terrible curse, which can't be written down, came from his lips. Knock! knock! knock! Todd listened. What's that? Is someone in the shop? Yes, it must be—or someone trying to come in, actually, because he had taken the precaution to lock the outer door. Knock! knock! knock!
"I must go," said Todd. "Stop.—Let me see."
"I need to go," said Todd. "Wait.—Let me see."
He snatched a glass from the wall, and looked at himself. There was blood upon his face. With his hand, he hastily wiped it off, and then, walking as composedly as he could into the shop, he opened the door. A man stood upon the threshold with quite a smile upon his face, as he said—
He grabbed a glass from the wall and looked at himself. There was blood on his face. He quickly wiped it off with his hand, and then, trying to stay as calm as possible, he walked into the shop and opened the door. A man stood at the threshold with a big smile on his face and said—
"Busy, I suppose?"
"I guess you're busy?"
"Yes, sir," said Todd. "I was just finishing off a gentleman. Shaved or dressed, sir?"
"Yes, sir," Todd said. "I was just wrapping up with a gentleman. Shaved or dressed, sir?"
"Shaved, if you please. But don't let me hurry you, by any means. I can wait a little."
"Sure, take your time. But I don't want to rush you at all. I can wait for a bit."
"Thank you, sir, if you will oblige me for a moment or two. You will find some amusements, sir, from the Evening Courant, I dare say."
"Thank you, sir, if you could spare me a moment or two. You will find some entertainment, sir, from the Evening Courant, I believe."
As he spoke, he handed the then popular newspaper to his customer, and left him. Todd took good care to close the door leading into the parlour, and then proceeding up to the body of the murdered Peter, he, with his foot, turned it over and over, until it was under the table, where it was most completely hidden by a cover that hung down to within an inch of the floor. Before Todd had got this operation well completed, he heard his shop door open. That door creaked most villanously; by so doing, while he was otherwise engaged, he could always hear if it was opened or attempted to be opened. Todd was in the shop in a moment, and saw a respectable-looking personage, dressed in rather clerical costume, who said—
As he spoke, he handed the then-popular newspaper to his customer and left him. Todd made sure to close the door to the parlor, and then he went up to the body of the murdered Peter. With his foot, he rolled it over and over until it was under the table, where it was completely hidden by a cover that hung down to within an inch of the floor. Before Todd could finish this task, he heard the shop door open. That door creaked loudly; by doing so, while he was preoccupied, he could always tell if it was being opened or attempted to be opened. Todd rushed into the shop and saw a respectable-looking person dressed in a rather clerical outfit, who said—
"You keep powder?"
"Do you have powder?"
"Certainly, sir."
"Of course, sir."
"Then I wish my hair powdered; but do not let me interrupt this gentleman. I can wait."
"Then I’d like my hair powdered; but I don’t want to interrupt this gentleman. I can wait."
"Perhaps, sir, if you could make it convenient to look in again," said Todd, "you will probably be more amused by looking at the shops, than by waiting here while this gentleman is shaved."
"Maybe, sir, if you could find the time to come back," Todd said, "you'll probably enjoy browsing the shops more than waiting here while this guy gets shaved."
"Thank you, you are very kind; but I am rather tired, and glad of the opportunity of having a rest."
"Thank you, you’re very kind; but I’m a bit tired and glad for the chance to take a break."
"Certainly, sir. As you please. The Courant, sir, at your service."
"Of course, sir. As you wish. The Courant, sir, at your service."
"Thank you—thank you."
"Thanks—thanks."
The clerical looking old gentleman sat down to read the Courant, while Todd commenced the operation of shaving his first customer. When that operation was half completed, he said—
The formal-looking old man sat down to read the Courant, while Todd started shaving his first customer. When he was halfway through, he said—
"They report, sir, that St. Dunstan's is giving way."
"They're reporting, sir, that St. Dunstan's is falling apart."
"Giving way," said the clerical looking gentleman. "How do you mean about giving way?"
"Giving way," said the formally dressed gentleman. "What do you mean by giving way?"
"Why, sir," said Todd, with an air quite of reverential respect, "they say that the old church has a leaning towards Temple Bar, and that, if you stand at the opposite side of the way, you may just see it. I can't, but they do say so."
"Why, sir," Todd said, with a tone of deep respect, "they say that the old church leans towards Temple Bar, and that if you stand on the other side of the street, you can just see it. I can't, but that's what they say."
"Bless me," said the clerical looking gentleman. "That is a very sad thing indeed, and nobody can be more sorry than I am to hear such a tale of the old church."
"Bless me," said the clerical-looking gentleman. "That’s really sad, and no one feels worse than I do to hear such a story about the old church."
"Well sir, it may not be true."
"Well, it might not be true."
"I hope not, indeed. Nothing would give me greater pain than to be assured it was true. The stench in the body of the church that so much has been said about in the parish is nothing to what you say, for who ought to put his nose into competition with his eternal welfare?"
"I really hope not. Nothing would hurt me more than to be convinced it's true. The smell in the church that everyone has been talking about in the parish is nothing compared to what you describe, because who should risk their eternal well-being over such things?"
"Who, indeed, sir! What is your opinion of that alarming stench in old St. Dunstan's?"
"Who, really, sir! What do you think of that awful smell in old St. Dunstan's?"
"I am quite at a loss to make it out."
"I really can’t figure it out."
"And so am I, sir—so am I. But begging your pardon, sir, if I am not making too free, I thought as you were probably a clergyman, sir, you might have heard something more about it than we common folks."
"And so am I, sir—so am I. But excuse me, sir, if I'm being too forward, I thought since you were probably a clergyman, you might have heard more about it than us regular people."
"No—no. Not a word. But what you say of the church having a leaning to Temple Bar is grievous."
"No—no. Not a word. But what you say about the church leaning towards Temple Bar is upsetting."
"Well, sir, if you were to go and look, you might find out that it was no such thing, and by the time you return I shall have completely finished off this gentleman."
"Well, sir, if you went to check, you might find out that it was nothing like that, and by the time you come back, I will have completely taken care of this gentleman."
"No—no. I make no sort of doubt in the world but that you would by that time have finished off the gentleman, but as for my going to look at the old church with any idea that it had a leaning to anything but itself, I can only say that my feelings as a man and a member of the glorious establishment will not permit me."
"No—no. I have no doubt at all that by then you would have taken care of the gentleman, but as for me visiting the old church with any notion that it leaned towards anything other than itself, I can only say that my feelings as a man and a member of the glorious institution will not allow it."
"But, my dear sir, you might satisfy yourself that such was really not the case."
"But, my dear sir, you can assure yourself that this was really not the case."
"No—no. Imagination would make me think that the church had a leaning in all sorts of directions, until at last fancy might cheat me into a belief that it actually tottered."
"No—no. My imagination might lead me to believe that the church was leaning all over the place, and eventually, my fancy could trick me into thinking it was actually falling over."
The clerical-looking gentleman pronounced these words with so much feeling, that the person who was being shaved nearly got cut by twisting his head round in order to see him.
The office-looking guy said these words with so much emotion that the guy getting shaved almost got cut by turning his head around to see him.
"True, sir," said Todd. "Very true—very true indeed, and very just; imagination does indeed play strange freaks with us at times, I well know."
"That's true, sir," Todd said. "Very true—definitely true, and very fair; I know all too well that imagination can really mess with us sometimes."
The horrible face that Todd made as he spoke ought to have opened the eyes of any one to the fact that he was saying anything but what he thought, but no one saw it. When he pleased, Todd generally took care to keep his faces to himself.
The terrible face Todd made while he was talking should have made anyone realize that he was saying the opposite of what he really thought, but no one noticed. When he wanted to, Todd usually made sure to hide his true expressions.
"I don't wonder, Rev. sir," he said, "that your feelings prompt you to say what you do. I'm afraid I have taken off a little too much whisker, sir."
"I don't blame you, Rev. sir," he said, "for feeling the way you do. I'm afraid I might have shaved off a bit too much of my beard, sir."
"Oh, never mind. It will grow again," said the person who was being shaved.
"Oh, never mind. It'll grow back," said the person being shaved.
Todd suddenly struck his own head with the flat of his hand, as a man will do to whose mind some sudden thought has made itself apparent, and in a voice of doubt and some alarm, he pronounced the one word—
Todd suddenly hit his own head with the palm of his hand, like a person does when a sudden thought occurs to them, and in a voice filled with uncertainty and a bit of worry, he said just one word—
"Powder!"
"Powder!"
"What's the matter? You are a long time shaving me."
"What's wrong? You've been taking a long time to shave me."
"Powder!" said Todd again.
"Powder!" Todd said again.
"Gunpowder," said the three-quarter shaved man, while the clerical-looking personage entirely hid his face, with the Courant.
"Gunpowder," said the man with three-quarters of his head shaved, while the person in clerical attire completely covered his face with the Courant.
"No," said Todd. "Hair powder. I told this gentleman, whose feelings regarding the church do him so much honour, that I had hair powder in the house, and it has just come over me like a wet blanket that I have not a particle."
"No," said Todd. "Hair powder. I told this guy, who has such admirable feelings about the church, that I had hair powder at home, and it just hit me like a ton of bricks that I don't have a single bit."
The clerical-looking gentleman quickly laid down the Courant, and said wildly—
The serious-looking man quickly put down the Courant and said excitedly—
"Are you sure you have none?"
"Are you sure you don't have any?"
"Quite sure, sir."
"Absolutely, sir."
"Then I won't occupy your shop and read your Courant for nothing, and as I am here I will have a shave."
"Then I won’t take up space in your shop and read your Courant for no reason, so since I’m here, I’ll get a shave."
"That's very kind of you, sir," said Todd. "Very kind."
"That's really nice of you, sir," Todd said. "Really nice."
"Not at all," said the gentleman, taking up the paper again with all the coolness in the world. "Not at all. Don't mention it, I always like to carry out the moral maxim of—Do unto others as you would that others should do unto you."
"Not at all," said the man, picking up the paper again with complete calm. "Not at all. Don't worry about it; I always try to live by the saying—Treat others how you want to be treated."
"How charming!" exclaimed Todd, lifting up his hands, in one of which was the razor. "How charming it is in this indifferent and selfish age to meet with any one who is so charitable as to do more than merely speak of such a sentiment as a curiosity in morals."
"How delightful!" Todd exclaimed, raising his hands, one of which held a razor. "How wonderful it is in this indifferent and selfish time to encounter someone who is genuinely kind enough to do more than just discuss such a sentiment as a mere curiosity in ethics."
"You are above your condition as regards education," said the clerical-looking gentleman.
"You are beyond your situation when it comes to education," said the clerical-looking gentleman.
"Why, to tell the truth, sir—"
"Honestly, sir—"
"Psha!" said he who was being or rather not being shaved—"psha! And all this while the very soap is drying upon my face."
"Psha!" said the guy getting shaved—or rather, not getting shaved—"psha! And all this time, the soap is drying on my face."
"A thousand pardons," said Todd.
"Sorry a thousand times," said Todd.
"Many apologies," said the clerical gentleman, hastily resuming the perusal of the Courant.
"Sorry about that," said the clerical gentleman, quickly going back to reading the Courant.
"Sir," added Todd, as he finished the shaving and whipped off the cloth from the patient. "Sir, I should have finished you five minutes ago, so that I am sure no one would have heard the slightest complaint from you, but for the truly engaging conversation of this gentleman here, whom I shall have great pleasure now in polishing off."
"Sir," Todd said as he finished shaving and removed the cloth from the patient. "Sir, I should have wrapped this up five minutes ago, just to make sure no one would hear even the slightest complaint from you, but I got really caught up in the interesting conversation with this gentleman here, who I'm now looking forward to finishing up."
"Oh, don't name it," said the shaved customer, laying down a penny. "Don't name it, I said I was in no hurry, so I can hardly blame you for taking your time."
"Oh, don't mention it," said the bald customer, placing a penny down. "Don't mention it, I said I wasn't in a rush, so I can't really blame you for taking your time."
He went through the usual operation of a partial sloush of cold water from a pewter basin, and then dried himself upon a jack towel, and left the shop.
He went through the usual routine of splashing cold water from a metal basin on his face, then dried himself with a rough towel before leaving the shop.
"Now, sir," said Todd.
"Now, sir," Todd said.
The clerical-looking gentleman waved his hand as though he would have said—
The office-looking man waved his hand as if he wanted to say—
"For goodness sake don't interrupt me until I have finished this paragraph."
"For goodness' sake, don't interrupt me until I've finished this paragraph."
Todd fixed his eyes upon him, and began slowly stropping the razor he had been recently using.
Todd focused his gaze on him and started to carefully sharpen the razor he had just been using.
"Now, sir, if you please."
"Now, sir, if you could."
"One moment—one—mo—ment, I shall get through the deaths in an in—stant."
"Just a second—one—sec—ond, I’ll get through the deaths in a flash."
Todd continued stropping the razor, when suddenly the Courant dropped from the hands of the clerical-looking gentleman, and he uttered a groan that made Todd start.
Todd kept sharpening the razor when suddenly the Courant slipped from the hands of the clerical-looking man, and he let out a groan that startled Todd.
"Hopkins—Hopkins—Gabriel Hopkins!"
"Hopkins—Hopkins—Gabriel Hopkins!"
"Sir."
"Mr."
"Hop—kins! my friend—my councillor—my fellow student—my companion—my Mentor—my—my Hopkins."
"Hopkins! My friend—my advisor—my fellow student—my companion—my mentor—my—my Hopkins."
The clerical-looking gentleman shut up his face in his hands, and rocked to and fro in an agony of grief.
The formal-looking man buried his face in his hands and rocked back and forth in a deep sorrow.
"Good God, sir," cried Todd, advancing. "What is the meaning of this?"
"Good God, sir," Todd exclaimed, stepping forward. "What’s going on here?"
"In that paper you will find the death of Hopkins inserted, sir. Yes, in the obituary of that paper. Gabriel Hopkins—the true—the gentle—the affectionate—the christian—Hop—kins!"
"In that newspaper, you’ll see the death of Hopkins mentioned, sir. Yes, in the obituary of that newspaper. Gabriel Hopkins—the kind—the gentle—the loving—the Christian—Hop-kins!"
"How sorry I am, sir," said Todd. "But, pray sit in this chair, sir, a shave will compose your feelings."
"How sorry I am, sir," said Todd. "But please, have a seat in this chair; a shave will help calm you down."
"A shave! You barbarian. Do you think I could think of being shaved within two minutes of hearing of the death of the oldest and best friend I ever had in the world. No—no. Oh, Hopkins—Hop—kins!"
"A shave! You savage. Do you really think I could even think about getting a shave two minutes after hearing about the death of my oldest and best friend in the world? No—no. Oh, Hopkins—Hop—kins!"
The Rev. gentleman in a paroxysm of grief rushed from the house, and Todd himself sunk upon the shaving chair.
The Rev. man, overwhelmed with grief, rushed out of the house, and Todd himself collapsed onto the shaving chair.
"It is, it must be so," cried Todd, as his face became livid with rage and apprehension. "There is more in these coincidences than mere chance will suffice to account for. Why is it that, if I have a customer here, some one else will be sure to come in, and then after waiting until he is gone himself, leave upon some frivolous excuse? Do I stand upon a mine? Am I suspected?—am I watched? or—or more terrible, ten times more terrible question still, am—am I at length, with all my care, discovered?"
"It is, it has to be true," Todd shouted, his face turning pale with anger and fear. "There’s way more to these coincidences than can be explained by random chance. Why is it that whenever I have a customer, someone else always shows up, and then after they wait until the first one leaves, they leave for some trivial reason? Am I sitting on a powder keg? Am I being suspected?—am I being watched? Or—or even worse, the most terrifying question of all, am—I finally, despite all my efforts, being found out?"
CHAPTER LXIII.
JOHANNA STARTS FOR TODD'S.
We will leave Todd to the indulgence of some of the most uncomfortable reflections that ever passed through his mind, while we once again seek the sweet companionship of the fair Johanna, and her dear romantic friend, Arabella Wilmot. The project which these two young and inexperienced girls were bent upon, was one that might well appal the stoutest heart that ever beat in human bosom. It was one which, with a more enlarged experience of the world, they would not for one moment have entertained, but by long thought and much grief upon the subject of her hopeless love, Johanna had much observed that clearness of perception that otherwise would have saved her from what to all appearance is a piece of extravagance. As for Arabella, she had originally conceived the idea from her love for the romantic, and it was only when it came near to the execution of it that she started at the possible and indeed highly probable danger of the loss to one whom she loved so sincerely as she loved Johanna. But all that has passed away. The remonstrances have been made, and made in vain; Arabella is silenced, and nothing remains but to detail to the reader the steps by which the courageous girl sought to carry out a plan so fraught with a thousand dangers. Both Arabella and Johanna sought the abode of the latter's father, for the first step in the affair was to say something there which was to account seemingly satisfactorily for any lengthened stay of Johanna from home. This was by no manner of means a task of any difficulty, for in addition to the old spectacle maker being innocence itself as regarded the secreting anything in the shape of a plot, Arabella Wilmot was the very last person in all the world he would have thought capable of joining in one. As for Mrs. Oakley, she was by far too intent, as she said herself frequently, upon things which are eternal, to trouble herself much about terrestrial affairs, always except they came to her in the shape of something enticing to the appetites. What a state of things, that a mother should forget the trust that is placed in her when she is given a child, and fancy she is really propitiating the Almighty by neglecting a stewardship which He has imposed upon her! But so it is. There are, we fear, in different ways, a great many Mrs. Oakleys in the world.
We’ll leave Todd to wrestle with some of the most uncomfortable thoughts he's ever had, while we once again seek the delightful company of the lovely Johanna and her dear friend, Arabella Wilmot. The plan these two young and naïve girls were committed to was one that could easily frighten even the bravest heart. It's something they wouldn't have even considered if they had more life experience, but after much contemplation and sorrow over Johanna’s hopeless crush, she had developed a clarity of thought that would typically have prevented her from engaging in what seems like sheer madness. As for Arabella, she initially came up with this idea out of her romantic nature, and it was only when the plan was about to be put into action that she realized the real and significant risk of potentially losing someone she cared for deeply, like Johanna. But all that has passed. The warnings have been given, and they fell on deaf ears; Arabella is quiet now, and all that’s left is to explain to the reader how the brave girl tried to see through a plan that came with a multitude of risks. Both Arabella and Johanna headed to Johanna’s father’s house, since the first step in their scheme was to say something there that would provide a satisfactory excuse for Johanna's extended absence from home. This wasn’t a difficult task at all, because the old spectacle maker was completely oblivious to any schemes, and Arabella Wilmot was the last person he would suspect of being involved in one. As for Mrs. Oakley, she was far too focused, as she often said, on things that are eternal to worry much about earthly matters, unless they came to her in a way that satisfied her appetites. It’s quite a situation when a mother forgets the trust placed in her when she receives a child, thinking she’s actually pleasing the Almighty by neglecting the responsibilities He has given her! Unfortunately, there are many, in different ways, who resemble Mrs. Oakley in the world.
"Ah, my dear Miss Wilmot," said the old spectacle-maker to Arabella, when he saw her. "How glad I am to see you. How fresh you look."
"Ah, my dear Miss Wilmot," said the old eyeglass maker to Arabella when he saw her. "I’m so happy to see you. You look so fresh."
Arabella's face was flushed with excitement, and some shame that the errand she came upon was to deceive. She had not heard yet of the spurious philosophy that the end sanctifies the means.
Arabella's face was flushed with excitement, along with a bit of shame that her mission was to deceive. She hadn't yet heard of the false philosophy that the end justifies the means.
"I have come to—to—to—"
"I've come to—to—to—"
"Yes, my dear. To stay awhile, and let us look at your pretty face. Come, my dear Johanna, your mother is out. What can you get for your friend, Miss Wilmot? Here, my dear, take this half-crown and get some sweetmeats, and I will open for you a bottle of the old Malaga wine."
"Yes, my dear. Stay for a bit, and let us admire your lovely face. Come on, my dear Johanna, your mom is out. What can you bring for your friend, Miss Wilmot? Here, my dear, take this two-shilling coin and get some treats, and I’ll pour you a glass of the old Malaga wine."

Johanna's Farewell Of Her Father Prior To Her Encounter With Todd.
Johanna's Goodbye to Her Father Before She Meets Todd.
Johanna's eyes filled with tears, and she was compelled to turn aside to conceal those tell-tale traces of emotion from her father. Arabella saw that if anything was to be said or done in furtherance of the affair upon which Johanna had now set her heart, she must do it or say it. Summoning all her courage, she said—
Johanna's eyes filled with tears, and she felt she had to turn away to hide those obvious signs of emotion from her father. Arabella realized that if anything was going to be said or done to support the matter Johanna was now passionate about, she had to be the one to do it or say it. Gathering all her courage, she said—
"My dear sir—"
"Dear sir—"
"Sir?—sir? Bless me, my child, when did you begin to call your old kind friend sir?"
"Sir?—sir? My goodness, my child, when did you start calling your old kind friend sir?"
"My dear Mr. Oakley—"
"Dear Mr. Oakley—"
"Ah, that's nearer the old way. Well, my dear Arabella, what would you say to me?"
"Ah, that's closer to the old way. Well, my dear Arabella, what would you like to say to me?"
"Will you trust Johanna with me to-night, and perhaps to-morrow night?"
"Will you trust Johanna with me tonight, and maybe tomorrow night?"
"I don't think Johanna can come to much harm with you, my dear," said Mr. Oakley. "You are older than she a little, and at your age a little goes a long way, so take her, Arabella, and bring her back to me when you like."
"I don't think Johanna will get into too much trouble with you, my dear," Mr. Oakley said. "You're a bit older than she is, and at your age, even a little guidance makes a big difference, so take her, Arabella, and bring her back to me whenever you want."
With what a shrill of agony did Arabella hear Johanna thus committed to her care. She was compelled to grasp the back of the old spectacle-maker's chair for support.
With such a sharp cry of pain did Arabella hear Johanna handed over to her care. She had to grip the back of the old spectacle-maker's chair for support.
"Yes, yes, sir," she said. "Oh, yes, Mr. Oakley."
"Yes, yes, sir," she said. "Oh, yes, Mr. Oakley."
"Well, my dears, go, and God bless you both."
"Well, my dears, go, and may God bless you both."
To both Arabella and Johanna's perception there was something ominous about this blessing, at such a time, and yet it had really about it nothing at all unusual, for Mr. Oakley was very much in the habit of saying to them "God bless you," when they left him; but feeling, as they did, the hazard that she (Johanna) might encounter before again she heard that voice say "God bless you," if, indeed, she ever again heard it, no wonder the words sank deep into their hearts, and called up the most painful emotions. Johanna certainly could not speak. Arabella tried to laugh, to hide an emotion that would not be hidden, and only succeeded in producing an hysterical sound, that surprised Mr. Oakley.
To both Arabella and Johanna, there was something unsettling about this blessing at such a time, and yet it wasn't really unusual, since Mr. Oakley often said "God bless you" to them when they left. However, given that they feared the risks Johanna might face before she heard that voice say "God bless you" again—if she ever did—it was no surprise that those words resonated deeply with them and stirred up painful feelings. Johanna definitely couldn't speak. Arabella attempted to laugh to mask an emotion she couldn't hide, but she only ended up making a hysterical sound that surprised Mr. Oakley.
"What's the matter, my dear?" he said.
"What's wrong, my dear?" he said.
"Oh, nothing—nothing, dear Mr. Oakley, nothing."
"Oh, nothing—nothing, dear Mr. Oakley, nothing."
"Well, I'm glad to hear it. Perhaps I only fancy it; but you both seem—seem—"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that. Maybe I'm just imagining it; but you both seem—seem—"
"What do we seem, father?" said Johanna, looking very pale, and speaking with a great effort.
"What do we look like, Dad?" said Johanna, looking very pale and speaking with a lot of effort.
"Not quite as usual, my darling."
"Not exactly like usual, my darling."
"That—that," gasped Johanna, "can only be—be fancy."
"That—that," gasped Johanna, "can only be—be a figment of the imagination."
"Of course not," said Oakley. "Fancy, I think I said it was, or if I did not, I meant to say so, my love."
"Of course not," Oakley said. "I think I called it fancy, or if I didn’t, I meant to say that, my love."
"Come," said Arabella.
"Come on," said Arabella.
"Yes—yes. Father—father. Good day."
"Yes—yes. Dad—dad. Good day."
She kissed his cheek; and then, before the old man could say another word, she rushed to the door.
She kissed his cheek, and then, before the old man could say anything else, she hurried to the door.
"Farewell!" said Arabella. "Good day, Mr. Oakley. I—I thank you, sir. Good day, sir."
"Goodbye!" said Arabella. "Have a nice day, Mr. Oakley. I—I appreciate it, sir. Have a nice day, sir."
"Dear, dear," said the old man, "what is the matter with the girls? How odd they both seem to-day. What can be the cause of it? I never before saw them so strange in their manner. Ah! I have it. My wife has met them, I dare say, and has said some unkind things to them about hats or ribbons, or some harmless little piece of girlish pride. Well—well. All that will pass away. I'm glad I hit upon it, for—"
"Goodness," said the old man, "what's going on with the girls? They both seem so odd today. What could be causing this? I’ve never seen them act this strangely before. Oh! I know. My wife must have run into them and said something unkind about their hats or ribbons, or maybe some little thing about girl pride. Well—well. It'll blow over. I'm glad I figured it out, because—"
At this moment old Oakley was astounded by the sudden entrance of Johanna, who, clasping him in her arms, cried in a voice, half choked with tears—
At that moment, old Oakley was shocked by the sudden arrival of Johanna, who wrapped her arms around him and cried in a voice choked with tears—
"Good bye, father—good bye. God help me!"
"Goodbye, Dad—goodbye. Please help me!"
Without, then, waiting for a word from the spectacle-maker, she again rushed from the shop, and joining Arabella a few doors off, they both hurried to the house of the latter. Old Oakley tottered back until he came to a seat, upon which he sank, with an air of abstraction and confusion, that threatened to last him for some time; and in that, for the present, we must leave him, while we look narrowly at the conduct of the two young creatures, who have, in the pride of their virtue and their nobleness of purpose, presumed to set up their innocence against the deep craft of such a man as Sweeney Todd. Well might Johanna say "God help me!"
Without waiting for a word from the spectacle maker, she rushed out of the shop again and joined Arabella a few doors down, and they both hurried to Arabella's house. Old Oakley stumbled back until he reached a seat, where he sank down with a look of distraction and confusion that seemed likely to last a while; and for now, we must leave him there, as we closely examine the actions of the two young women, who, in their pride and noble intentions, dared to stand their ground against the cunning of a man like Sweeney Todd. It's no surprise that Johanna would say, "God help me!"
"It is done!" said Johanna, as she clutched her friend by the arm. "It is done now. The worst is over."
"It’s done!" Johanna said, grabbing her friend by the arm. "It’s done now. The worst is over."
"Oh, Johanna—Johanna—"
"Oh, Johanna—Johanna—"
"Well, Arabella, why do you pause? What would you say?"
"Well, Arabella, why are you hesitating? What do you want to say?"
"I scarcely know, and yet I feel that it ought to be something that I have promised you. I would not say."
"I hardly know, but I feel like it should be something I've promised you. I wouldn't say."
"Let your lips be sealed, then, dear friend; and be assured that now nothing but the visible interposition of God shall turn me from my purpose. I am calm and resolved."
"Keep your lips sealed, dear friend; and know that nothing but a clear act of God will sway me from my decision. I’m calm and determined."
These words, few as they were, were too significant, and spoken with too evident sincerity to permit a doubt of their deep intensity and truth, and from that moment Arabella Wilmot looked upon the scheme of Johanna going in disguise to Todd's as quite settled so far as regarded the attempt. It was the result now only that had to be looked to.
These words, as few as they were, held a lot of meaning and were spoken with such obvious sincerity that there was no doubt about their depth and truth. From that moment on, Arabella Wilmot saw Johanna's plan to go in disguise to Todd's as all but finalized regarding the attempt. Now, only the outcome needed to be considered.
"I will say no more, Johanna, except as regards detail. In that I may offer you advice."
"I won't say anything else, Johanna, except about the details. In that regard, I can offer you some advice."
"Oh, yes—yes, Arabella. Thankfully received advice, as well you know. What is it you would say?"
"Oh, yes—yes, Arabella. Thank you for the advice, as you know well. What do you want to say?"
"That you ought to wait until the morning."
"That you should wait until morning."
"And so perhaps lose precious hours. Oh, no—no. Do not ask me now to submit to any delays, Arabella."
"And so maybe waste precious hours. Oh, no—no. Don't ask me now to go through any delays, Arabella."
"But if there be reason, Johanna?"
"But if there's a reason, Johanna?"
"Well, the reason, then—the reason?"
"Well, what's the reason then?"
"I think that, if possible, it would be well to avoid the necessity of remaining a night at Todd's; and so if you go in the morning, you see, Johanna, you may have an opportunity before nightfall of making all the discoveries you wish, or of satisfying yourself that they are not to be made at all."
"I think that, if it's possible, it would be better to avoid having to stay the night at Todd's. So if you go in the morning, you see, Johanna, you may have a chance before nightfall to make all the discoveries you want or to confirm that they can't be made at all."
"It might be so, and yet—yet I almost think night will be the best time of all."
"It could be true, but I still believe that night will be the best time of all."
"But by waiting until to-morrow morning, Johanna, you will have both day and night."
"But by waiting until tomorrow morning, Johanna, you will have both day and night."
"Yes, yes. I wish I knew what would be the best, Arabella. My feelings are wound up to this enterprise, and I am altogether in such a frightful state of excitement concerning it, that—that I know not how I should be able to support myself under the delay of the remainder of to-day and the whole of the ensuing night."
"Yes, yes. I really wish I knew what would be best, Arabella. I'm so caught up in this situation, and I'm feeling such intense excitement about it that I honestly don’t know how I’m going to handle the wait for the rest of today and all of tomorrow night."
"In the night you will have repose, and to-morrow morning, with much more calmness and effect, you will be able to start upon your errand. Believe me, Johanna, I don't counsel this delay with any hope, or wish, or expectation, that it will turn you from your purpose, but simply because I think it will the better ensure its successful termination."
"In the night you will find rest, and tomorrow morning, with much more peace and clarity, you'll be ready to begin your task. Trust me, Johanna, I'm not suggesting this delay out of any hope, desire, or expectation that it will change your mind, but simply because I believe it will help ensure a successful outcome."
"Successful! What will you call successful, Arabella?"
"Success! What do you mean by successful, Arabella?"
"Your coming back to me uninjured, Johanna."
"You're back with me safe, Johanna."
"Ah, that speaks your love for me, while I—I love him for whose sake I am about to undergo so much, sufficiently to feel that were I sure he was no more, my own death at the hands of Sweeney Todd would be success."
"Ah, that shows your love for me, while I—I love the one for whom I'm about to endure so much, enough to feel that if I were certain he was gone, my own death at the hands of Sweeney Todd would be a success."
"Johanna—Johanna, don't speak in such a strain. Have you no thought for me? have you no thought for your poor father, to whom, as you well know, you are the dearest tie that he has in the world? Oh, Johanna, do not be so selfish."
"Johanna—Johanna, don’t talk like that. Don’t you care about me? Don’t you care about your poor father, who, as you know, loves you more than anything in the world? Oh, Johanna, please don't be so selfish."
"Selfish?"
"Self-centered?"
"Yes, it is selfish, when you know what others must suffer because they love you, to speak as though it were a thing to be desired that you should die by violence."
"Yes, it is selfish to talk as if it's something to wish for that you should die violently, knowing what others will have to endure because they love you."
"Arabella, can you forgive me? can you make sufficient allowances for this poor distracted heart, to forgive its ravings?"
"Arabella, can you forgive me? Can you be understanding enough to forgive this poor, confused heart for its outbursts?"
"I can—I do, Johanna, and in the words of your father, I am ever ready to say 'God bless you!' You will not go till to-morrow?"
"I can—I do, Johanna, and as your father often says, I'm always ready to say 'God bless you!' You won't be leaving until tomorrow?"
After the pause of a few moments, Johanna said faintly—
After a brief pause, Johanna said softly—
"I will not—I will not."
"I won't—I won't."
"Oh that is much. Then at least for another night we shall enjoy our old sweet companionship."
"Oh, that's a lot. Then at least for one more night, we can enjoy our familiar, sweet companionship."
They by this time had reached the home of Arabella, and as it was an understood thing that Johanna was not expected home, the two young girls retired to converse in unrestrained freedom upon all their hopes and fears.
They had now arrived at Arabella's house, and since it was a given that Johanna wasn't expected back, the two young girls went off to talk freely about all their hopes and fears.
CHAPTER LXIV.
TODD COMMENCES PACKING UP.
"Yes," said Todd, as he suddenly with a spring rose from the shaving-chair, upon which we left him enjoying reflections of no very pleasant character. "Yes, the game is up."
"Yeah," said Todd, as he suddenly jumped up from the shaving chair, where we had left him lost in some not-so-pleasant thoughts. "Yeah, the game's over."
He stood for a few moments now in silence, confronting a small piece of looking glass that hung upon the wall exactly opposite to him, and it would appear that he was struck very much by the appearance of his own face, for he suddenly said—
He stood quietly for a moment, facing a small mirror hanging on the wall directly in front of him, and it seemed that he was really taken aback by his own reflection, because he suddenly said—
"How old and worn I look."
"Look how old and tired I seem."
No one could have looked upon the countenance of Todd for one moment without fully concurring in this opinion. In truth, he did look old and worn. But a comparatively short time has elapsed since we first presented him to the readers of this most veracious narrative. Then he was a man whose hideous ugliness was combined with such a look of cool triumphant villany, that one did not know which most to ponder upon. Now his face had lost its colour; a yellowish whiteness was the predominating tint, and his cheeks had fallen. There was a wild and an earnest restlessness about his eyes that made him look very much like some famished wolf, with a touch of hydrophobia to set him off; and certainly, take him for all in all, one would not be over anxious
No one could have looked at Todd's face for even a moment without agreeing with this perception. In reality, he did appear old and worn out. It hasn't been that long since we first introduced him to the readers of this true story. Back then, he was a man whose dreadful ugliness was paired with a look of cool, smug villainy, making it hard to decide which was more striking. Now his face had lost its color; a sickly pale hue was the dominant shade, and his cheeks had sagged. There was a wild, intense restlessness in his eyes that made him look very much like a starved wolf, with a hint of rabies to add to the effect; and certainly, if you take him as he is, one wouldn't be too eager.
"Old and worn," he repeated, "and the game is up; I am decided. Off and away! is my game—off and away!—I have enough to be a prince anywhere where money is worshipped, and that of course must be the case in all civilised and religious communities. I must keep in some such. In the more savage wilds of nature man is prized for what he is, but, thank God, in highly cultivated and educated states he is only prized for what he has been. Ha! ha! If mankind had worshipped virtue, I would have been virtuous, for I love power."
"Old and worn," he said again, "and it's all over; I’ve made my decision. Off and away! That’s my plan—off and away!—I have enough to be a prince anywhere money is valued, which, of course, is true in all civilized and religious societies. I need to blend into some of those. In the more primitive parts of nature, people are valued for who they are, but, thank God, in well-cultivated and educated societies, they’re valued only for what they have done. Ha! ha! If humanity had valued virtue, I would have been virtuous, because I love power."
A thought seemed suddenly to strike Todd; and he went into the parlour muttering to himself—
A thought suddenly hit Todd, and he went into the living room mumbling to himself—
"My friend Peter must be effectually disposed of."
"My friend Peter needs to be dealt with effectively."
He raised the cover which was upon the table, and with a grunt of satisfaction, added—
He lifted the cover that was on the table and, with a grunt of satisfaction, said—
"Gone!—that will do."
"Done!—that’s enough."
There was no trace of the body that he had kicked under the table. By some strange mysterious agency it had entirely disappeared, and then Todd went somehow to the back of the house and got a wet mop, by the aid of which he got rid of some stains of blood upon the floor and the fender.
There was no sign of the body he had kicked under the table. For some reason, it had completely vanished, and then Todd somehow went to the back of the house and got a wet mop, which he used to clean up some blood stains on the floor and the fender.
"All's right," he said, "I have done some service to Fogg, and I will, when I am far enough off for any sting not to recoil upon myself, take good care that the law pays him a visit. The villain as well as the fool, to deceive me regarding the boy Tobias. What can have become of him?"
"Everything's fine," he said. "I've done a favor for Fogg, and when I'm far enough away for any backlash not to hit me, I'll make sure the law pays him a visit. The villain as well as the fool, trying to trick me about the kid Tobias. What could have happened to him?"
This was a question that gave Todd some uneasiness, but at length he came to the conclusion that the dreadful treatment he, Tobias, had received at the asylum had really driven him mad, and that in all human probability he had fallen or cast himself into the river, or gone into some field to die.
This question made Todd feel uneasy, but eventually he concluded that the terrible treatment Tobias had endured at the asylum had truly driven him insane, and that most likely he had either fallen or jumped into the river, or gone off to die in some field.
"Were it otherwise," he said, "I should and must have heard something of him before now."
"Were it different," he said, "I definitely would have heard something about him by now."
Todd then fairly began packing up. From beneath several tables in the room he dragged out large trunks, and opening then some of the drawers and cupboards that abounded in his parlour, he began placing their valuable contents in the boxes.
Todd then started packing up in earnest. He pulled out large trunks from under several tables in the room, and as he opened some of the drawers and cabinets that filled his parlor, he began putting their valuable contents into the boxes.
"My course is simple enough," he said—"very simple; I must and will, by violence—for she is by far too wily and artful to allow me to do so by any other means—get rid of Mrs. Lovett. Then I must and will possess myself of all that she calls her share of the proceeds of business. Then, at night—the dead hour of the night—after having previously sent all my boxes full of such valuables as from their likelihood to be identified I dare not attempt to dispose of in England, to Hamburgh, I will set the whole house in a flame."
"My plan is pretty straightforward," he said—"very straightforward; I have to and will, by force—because she is way too clever and crafty to let me do it any other way—get rid of Mrs. Lovett. Then I have to and will take everything she claims as her share of the profits. After that, at night—the dead of night—once I've previously sent all my boxes filled with valuables that I can't risk selling in England to Hamburg, I will set the whole house on fire."
The idea of burning down his house, and if possible involving a great portion of Fleet Street in the conflagration, always seemed to be delightful enough to Todd to raise his spirits a little.
The idea of setting his house on fire, and if possible getting a large part of Fleet Street caught up in the flames, always felt amusing enough to Todd to lift his spirits a bit.
"Yes," he added, with a demoniac grin. "There is no knowing what amount of mischief I may do to society at large upon that one night, besides destroying amid the roar of the flames a mass of accumulated evidence against myself that would brand my memory with horrors, and, for aught I know, cause a European search after me."
"Yeah," he said, with a devilish grin. "You never know what kind of trouble I might stir up for society on that one night, besides burning away a bunch of evidence against me that could taint my memory with nightmares, and, for all I know, lead to a European manhunt for me."
As he spoke, watches—rings—shoe buckles—brooches—silver heads of walking canes—snuff boxes, and various articles of bijouterie were placed row upon row in the box he was packing.
As he talked, watches—rings—shoe buckles—brooches—silver handles of walking sticks—snuff boxes, and various pieces of jewelry were arranged neatly in the box he was packing.
"Yes," he added, "I know—I feel that there is danger; I know now that I have spies upon me—that I am watched; but it is from that very circumstance that I ground my belief that as yet I am safe. They fancy there is something to find out, and they are trying to find it out. If they really knew anything, of course it would be—Todd, you are wanted."
"Yes," he added, "I know—I can sense there's danger; I realize now that I have spies watching me—that I'm being monitored; but it's because of that very situation that I believe I am still safe. They think there's something to uncover, and they're trying to figure it out. If they really knew anything, it would definitely be—Todd, you are wanted."
Having placed in one of the boxes as many articles of gold and silver as made up a considerable weight, Todd lifted it at one end, and feeling satisfied that if he were to place any more metal in the box it would be too heavy for carriage, he opened a cupboard which was full of hats, and filled up the box with them. By this means he filled up the box, so that the really valuable articles within it would not shake about, and then he securely locked it.
Having put as many gold and silver items in one of the boxes as would make it quite heavy, Todd lifted one end and, feeling confident that adding any more metal would make it too heavy to carry, he opened a cupboard stuffed with hats and filled the box with them. This way, he packed the box so that the truly valuable items inside wouldn’t move around, and then he locked it securely.
"One," he said. "Some half-dozen of such will be sufficient to carry all that I shall think worth the taking. As for my money, that will be safest about me. Ah, I will outwit them yet, I will be off and away—only just in time. Suspicion will take a long time to ripen into certainty, and before it does, the flaming embers of this house will be making the night sky as fair and magnificent as the most golden sunset of summer." Another box was now opened, and in that, as it was of considerable length, he began to pack swords of a valuable character. He went to the rooms above stairs, which, as the reader is already aware, contained much valuable property, and brought down troops of things, which with complacent looks he carefully placed in the chest. Ever and anon, as he went through this process, he kept muttering to himself his hopes and fears. "What is to hinder me, in some principality of Germany, from purchasing a title which shall smother all remembrance of what I now am, and as the Baron Something, I shall commence a new life, for I am not old; no—no, I am not old—far from old, although late anxieties have made me look so. I am not so nervous and fearful of slight things as I was, although my imagination has played me some tricks of late." Some slight noise, that sounded as if in the house, although it was in all probability in the next one, came upon his ears, and with a howl of terror he shrunk down by the side of the box he had been packing.
"One," he said. "Half a dozen of these will be enough to carry everything I think is worth taking. As for my money, it'll be safest with me. Ah, I'll outsmart them yet, I’ll be gone in no time. Suspicion will take a while to turn into certainty, and before that happens, the blazing remnants of this house will light up the night sky as beautifully as the most golden summer sunset." He opened another box, and since it was quite long, he started packing valuable swords into it. He went upstairs, where as you already know there was a lot of valuable stuff, and brought down a bunch of things which he carefully placed in the chest with satisfied looks. Every now and then, as he went through this, he muttered to himself about his hopes and fears. "What’s to stop me, in some German principality, from buying a title that will erase all memory of who I am now? As Baron Something, I’ll start a new life, because I’m not old—no, I’m not old—far from it, even though recent worries have made me look that way. I’m not as nervous and scared of little things as I used to be, although my imagination has played some tricks on me lately." A slight noise, which seemed to be coming from the house but was probably from next door, caught his attention, and with a howl of fear, he crouched down beside the box he had been packing.

Todd Alarmed At Strange Sounds Whilst Packing His Plunder.
Todd was alarmed by strange sounds while packing his loot.
"Help! mercy! What is that?"
"Help! Please! What is that?"
The noise was not repeated, but for the space of about ten minutes or so, Todd was perfectly incapable of moving except a violent attack of trembling, which kept every limb in motion, and terribly distorted his countenance, if it might be called so.
The noise didn't happen again, but for about ten minutes, Todd couldn't move at all except for a severe shaking that made every part of his body tremble and completely twisted his face, if you could call it that.
"What—what was it?" he at length gasped. "I thought I heard something, nay, I am sure I heard something—a slight noise, but yet slight noises are to me awfully suggestive of something that may follow. Am I really getting superstitious now?"
"What—what was that?" he finally gasped. "I thought I heard something, no, I'm sure I heard something—a faint noise, but faint noises make me really uneasy about what might come next. Am I actually becoming superstitious now?"
He slowly rose and looked fearfully round him. All was still. True, he had heard a voice, but that was all. No consequences had resulted from it, and the fit of trembling that had seized him was passing away. He went to the cupboard where he kept that strong stimulant that had so much excited the admiration of Peter. He did not go through the ceremony of procuring a glass, but placing the neck of the bottle to his throat, he took a draught of the contents which would have been amply sufficient to confound the faculties of any ordinary person. Upon Todd, however, it had only a sort of sedative effect, and he gradually recovered his former diabolical coolness.
He slowly got up and looked around nervously. Everything was quiet. Sure, he had heard a voice, but that was it. Nothing had come of it, and the shaking that had seized him was fading. He went to the cupboard where he kept that strong drink that had impressed Peter so much. He didn’t bother with a glass; instead, he pressed the neck of the bottle to his throat and took a gulp of the contents, enough to knock out any ordinary person. For Todd, though, it only had a calming effect, and he gradually regained his usual sinister composure.
"It was nothing," he said. "It was nothing. My fears and my imaginations are beginning now to play the fool with me. If there were none others, such would be sufficient warnings to me to be off and away."
"It was nothing," he said. "It was nothing. My fears and my imagination are starting to mess with me. If there were no other signs, that would be enough to tell me to just leave."
He continued the packing of the box which had been temporarily suspended, but ever and anon he would pause, and lifting up one of his huge hands, placed it at his ear to listen more acutely, and when nothing in the shape of alarm reached him he would say with a tone of greater calmness and contentment—
He went back to packing the box, which he had stopped doing for a bit, but every now and then he would pause, lift one of his big hands to his ear to listen closely, and when he didn’t hear anything alarming, he would speak with a tone of more calmness and satisfaction—
"All is still—all is still. I shall be off and away soon—off and away!"
"Everything is quiet—everything is quiet. I’ll be leaving soon—leaving soon!"
The dusky twilight had crept on while Todd was thus engaged, and he was thinking of going out, when he heard the creaking noise of his shop door opening. As he was but in the parlour, he made his way to the shop at once, and saw a young man, who spoke with an affected lisp, as he said—
The dim twilight had settled in while Todd was busy, and he was considering stepping outside when he heard the creaking of his shop door opening. Since he was just in the parlor, he quickly walked to the shop and saw a young man who spoke with a pretentious lisp, as he said—
"Mr. Todd, can you give my locks a little twirl? I'm going to a party to-night, and want to look fascinating."
"Mr. Todd, can you give my hair a quick curl? I'm going to a party tonight and want to look amazing."
"Allow me," said Todd, as he rapidly passed him and bolted the door. "I am annoyed by a drunken man, so, while I am dressing your hair, I wish to shut him out, or else I might scorch you with the tongs."
"Let me," Todd said, quickly passing him and locking the door. "I’m dealing with a drunken guy, so while I style your hair, I want to keep him out, or I might accidentally burn you with the curling iron."
"Oh, certainly. If there's anything, do you know, Mr. Todd, that I really dislike more than another, it's a drunken man."
"Oh, definitely. If there’s one thing that, you know, Mr. Todd, I really can’t stand more than anything else, it’s a drunk man."
"There's only one thing in society," said Todd, "can come near it.—Sit here, sir."
"There's only one thing in society," Todd said, "that can come close to it. —Sit here, sir."
"What's that?"
"What's that?"
"Why, a drunken woman, sir."
"Why, a drunk woman, sir."
"Werry good—Werry good."
"Very good—Very good."
Some one made an effort to enter the shop, but the bolt which Todd had shot into its place effectually resisted anything short of violence sufficient to break the door completely down.
Someone tried to enter the shop, but the bolt that Todd had shot into place effectively stopped anything short of enough force to completely break the door down.
"Mr. Todd—Mr. Todd," cried a voice.
"Mr. Todd—Mr. Todd," shouted a voice.
"In a moment, sir," said Todd. "In a moment."
"In a second, sir," Todd replied. "Just a second."
He darted into the parlour. There was a loud bang in the shop as though something had fallen, and then a half-stifled shriek. Todd reappeared. The shaving chair in which the young man had been sitting was empty. Todd took up his hat, and threw it into the parlour. He then unbolted the door, and admitted a man who glanced around him, and then, without a word, backed out again, looking rather pale. Todd did not hear him mutter to himself, as he reached the street—
He rushed into the living room. There was a loud crash in the shop as if something had dropped, followed by a muffled scream. Todd came back. The barber chair where the young man had been sitting was empty. Todd picked up his hat and tossed it into the living room. He then unlocked the door and let in a man who looked around, and then, without saying anything, quickly stepped back out, looking a bit pale. Todd didn’t hear him mumble to himself as he reached the street—
"Sir Richard will be frantic at this. I must post off to him at once, and let him know that it was none of our faults. What an awkward affair to be sure."
"Sir Richard is going to be really upset about this. I need to message him right away and let him know it wasn’t our fault. What an awkward situation, for sure."
CHAPTER LXV.
A MOONLIGHT VISIT TO ST. DUNSTAN'S VAULTS.
For the remainder of that day Todd was scarcely visible, so we will leave him to his occupation, which was that of packing up valuables, while we take a peep at a very solemn hour indeed at old St. Dunstan's Church. The two figures on the outside of the ancient edifice had struck with their clubs the sonorous metal, and the hour of two had been proclaimed to such of the inhabitants of the vicinity who had the misfortune to be awake to hear it. The watchman at the gate of the Temple woke up and said "past six," while another watchman, who was snugly ensconced in a box at the corner of Chancery Lane, answered that it was "four o'clock and a rainy morning." Now it was neither four o'clock nor a rainy morning—for the sky, although by no means entirely destitute of clouds, was of that speckled clearness which allows the little stars to pass out at all sorts of odd crevices, like young beauties through the jalousies of some Spanish Castle. The moon, too, had, considering all things, a pretty good time of it, for the clouds were not dense enough to hide her face, and when behind them, she only looked like some young bride, with the faint covering of bashful blonde before her radiant countenance. And at times, too, she would peep out at some break in that veil with such a blaze of silvery beauty as was dazzling to behold, and quite stopped the few passengers who were in the streets at that lone hour.
For the rest of that day, Todd was hardly seen, so we’ll leave him with his task of packing up valuables while we take a look at a very serious moment at old St. Dunstan's Church. The two figures on the outside of the ancient building had struck the resonant metal with their clubs, announcing the hour of two to those nearby who were unfortunate enough to be awake to hear it. The watchman at the entrance of the Temple woke up and reported "past six," while another watchman, cozily settled in a box at the corner of Chancery Lane, said it was "four o'clock and a rainy morning." But it was neither four o'clock nor a rainy morning—because although the sky wasn’t completely clear, it had a speckled clarity that allowed little stars to peek through all sorts of odd openings, like young beauties at the windows of a Spanish castle. The moon, too, was having a pretty good time, considering everything, as the clouds weren’t thick enough to hide her face, and when she was behind them, she looked like a young bride with a faint, bashful blonde veil before her radiant face. At times, she would also peek out from behind that veil with such a dazzling display of silvery beauty that it caught the attention of the few people wandering the streets at that lonely hour.
"Look," said one of four gentlemen, who were walking towards Temple Bar from the Strand. "Look! Is not that lovely?"
"Look," said one of four men who were walking toward Temple Bar from the Strand. "Look! Isn't that beautiful?"
"Yes," said another. "A million fires are out in London now, and one can see the blue sky as it was seen when—"
"Yeah," said another. "A million fires are burning in London right now, and you can see the blue sky just like it was seen when—"
"Wild in the woods the painted savage ran."
"Crazy in the woods, the painted savage ran."
"But, after all," said another, "I prefer good broad cloth to red ochre. What say you, Sir Richard?"
"But, after all," said another, "I prefer good broadcloth to red ochre. What do you say, Sir Richard?"
"I am of your lordship's opinion," said Sir Richard Blunt, who was one of the party of four: "I certainly think we have gained something by not being Ancient Britons any longer than was absolutely necessary. This is, in truth, a most splendid night."
"I share your lordship's opinion," said Sir Richard Blunt, who was one of the four: "I definitely believe we have benefited from not being Ancient Britons any longer than absolutely necessary. This is, truly, a wonderful night."
"It is—it is," they all said.
"It is—it is," they all said.
By this time, strolling along in an independent sort of fashion, they had reached Temple Bar, and then Sir Richard, bowing to the one who had not yet made any sort of remark, said—
By this time, casually walking on their own, they had reached Temple Bar, and then Sir Richard, bowing to the one who hadn’t said anything yet, said—
"Mr. Villimay, you have not forgotten the keys?"
"Mr. Villimay, you haven't forgotten the keys, have you?"
"Oh no, Sir Richard; oh no."
"Oh no, Sir Richard; oh no."
"Then, gentlemen, we are very near our place of destination. It will be advisable that we look about us, and use the utmost precaution, to be sure that we are not watched by any one."
"Alright, gentlemen, we’re very close to our destination. It would be a good idea to check our surroundings and be extremely careful to make sure we’re not being watched by anyone."
"Yes—yes," said the other. "You will be the best judge of that Sir Richard; with your tact, you will be able to come to a conclusion upon that subject much better than we can."
"Yes—yes," said the other. "You'll be the best judge of that, Sir Richard; with your insight, you can figure that out much better than we can."
Sir Richard Blunt made a slight kind of bow in acknowledgment of the compliment to his tact, and then, while what we may call the main body waited under the arch of Temple Bar, he advanced alone into Fleet Street. After advancing for a short distance, he took from his pocket a small silver whistle, and produced upon it a peculiar thrilling note. In a moment a tall man, with a great coat on him, merged from behind a column that lent its support to a door-way.
Sir Richard Blunt gave a slight bow in acknowledgment of the compliment to his tact, and then, while what we might call the main group waited under the arch of Temple Bar, he walked alone into Fleet Street. After going a short distance, he took a small silver whistle from his pocket and produced a unique, thrilling note on it. A moment later, a tall man wearing a great coat emerged from behind a column that supported a doorway.
"Here you is," said the man.
"Here you are," said the man.
"Is all right, Crotchet?" said Sir Richard.
"Is everything okay, Crotchet?" Sir Richard asked.
"Yes; everything is quiet enough. Not a blessed mouse hasn't wagged his tail or smoothened his whiskers for the last half hour or so."
"Yeah, everything is really quiet. Not a single mouse has wiggled its tail or straightened its whiskers in the last half hour or so."
"Very good, Crotchet. I'm afraid, though, I cannot dismiss you just yet, as the business is very important."
"Very good, Crotchet. I'm afraid I can't let you go just yet, as the matter is really important."
"What's the odds," said Crotchet, "as long as you are happy?"
"What's the odds," Crotchet said, "as long as you're happy?"
Sir Richard Blunt smiled, as he added—
Sir Richard Blunt smiled as he added—
"Well, Crotchet, you deserve, and you shall have an ample reward for the services you are doing and have done, in this affair. I and some gentlemen will go into the church, and I wish you to remain at the porch, and if you find occasion to give any warning, I think your whistle will be quite shrill enough to reach my ears."
"Well, Crotchet, you deserve a big reward for the work you’re doing and have done in this matter. A few gentlemen and I will go into the church, and I’d like you to stay at the entrance. If you see any reason to give a warning, I believe your whistle will be loud enough to reach me."
"Not a doubt on it, Sir Richard. If what they calls the last trumpet is only half as loud as my last whistle, it will wake up the coves, and no mistake."
"There's no doubt about it, Sir Richard. If what they call the last trumpet is only half as loud as my last whistle, it will definitely wake everyone up, that’s for sure."
"Very good, Crotchet. Only don't make any profane allusions in the hearing of the gentlemen with me, for one of them is the Under Secretary of State, and the other two are men of account. We have to meet some one else in the church."
"Sounds good, Crotchet. Just don’t make any rude jokes in front of the gentlemen with me, because one of them is the Under Secretary of State, and the other two are important men. We have to meet someone else in the church."
"Then he hasn't come."
"Then he hasn’t shown up."
"That's awkward. The Lord Mayor was to meet us. Ah! who is this?"
"That's awkward. The Lord Mayor was supposed to meet us. Oh! Who is this?"
A private carriage stopped on the other side of the way, and some one alighted, and a voice cried—
A private carriage pulled up on the other side of the street, and someone got out, and a voice shouted—
"Go home now, Samuel, and put up the horses. I shall not want you any more to-night. Go home."
"Go home now, Samuel, and take care of the horses. I won't need you anymore tonight. Just go home."
"Shan't we call anywhere for you, my lord?" said Samuel, the coachman.
"Shouldn't we call somewhere for you, my lord?" said Samuel, the driver.
"No—no, I say. Go away at once."
"No—no, I mean it. Leave right now."
"That's the Lord Mayor," said Sir Richard. "He is pretty true to his time."
"That's the Lord Mayor," Sir Richard said. "He's quite reliable for his time."
As he spoke, Sir Richard crossed the road, and addressed the chief magistrate of the city, saying—
As he spoke, Sir Richard crossed the street and addressed the city's chief magistrate, saying—
"A fine night, my lord."
"A great night, my lord."
"Oh, Sir Richard, is that you? Well, I am very glad to meet with you so soon. If I were to tell you the difficulty I have had to get here, you would not believe me. Indeed you could not."
"Oh, Sir Richard, is that you? I'm really glad to see you so soon. If I told you about the trouble I had getting here, you wouldn't believe it. In fact, you couldn't."
"Really, my lord."
"Seriously, my lord."
"Yes. You must know, Sir Richard, between you and I, and—and"—Here the Lord Mayor, who did not like to say post, looked about him, and his eyes falling upon Temple Bar, added—"Bar, I say; between you and me and the Bar, the Lady Mayoress, although a most excellent woman—indeed I may say an admirable woman—has at times her little faults of temper. You understand?"
"Yes. You should know, Sir Richard, between you and me, and—and"—Here the Lord Mayor, who didn't want to say post, glanced around, and his eyes landed on Temple Bar, so he added—"Bar, I mean; between you and me and the Bar, the Lady Mayoress, even though she’s a great woman—truly, I can say she’s excellent—does have her moments of temper. You get what I mean?"
"Who is without?" said Sir Richard.
"Who's out there?" said Sir Richard.
"Ah, who indeed—who indeed, Sir Richard. That is a very sensible remark of yours. Who is without? as you justly enough say."
"Ah, who really—who really, Sir Richard. That's a very reasonable point you made. Who is without? as you rightly said."
"The Lord Mayor!" said Sir Richard, who had been gradually leading his lordship to Temple Bar, and now announced his arrival to the three gentlemen who were there in waiting.
"The Lord Mayor!" said Sir Richard, who had been slowly guiding his lordship to Temple Bar, and now announced his arrival to the three gentlemen who were waiting there.
The three gentlemen professed themselves to be quite delighted to see the Lord Mayor, and the Lord Mayor professed to be quite in raptures to see the three gentlemen, so that a pleasanter party than they all made, could not have been imagined.
The three gentlemen expressed how happy they were to see the Lord Mayor, and the Lord Mayor expressed how thrilled he was to see the three gentlemen, so it was hard to imagine a more enjoyable gathering than the one they had.
"Now," said Sir Richard Blunt, "I think, with all deference, gentlemen, that the sooner we proceed to business the better."
"Now," said Sir Richard Blunt, "I believe, with all due respect, gentlemen, that the sooner we get down to business, the better."
"Yes, yes," said Mr. Villimay, who was the senior churchwarden. "Oh, yes—certainly."
"Yes, yes," said Mr. Villimay, the senior churchwarden. "Oh, yes—definitely."
"And yet," said the Lord Mayor, "we must be very cautious."
"And yet," said the Lord Mayor, "we need to be really careful."
"Oh, very—very cautious," cried Villimay.
"Oh, so very cautious," cried Villimay.
"But a bold front is the best," remarked Sir Richard.
"But putting on a brave face is the best," said Sir Richard.
"Yes. As you say, sir, there's nothing like a bold front," cried Villimay.
"Yes. Like you said, sir, there's nothing better than a bold front," exclaimed Villimay.
Sir Richard, with a quiet smile, said to the under secretary—
Sir Richard, with a calm smile, said to the undersecretary—
"A very obliging person, you perceive, Mr. Villimay is."
"Mr. Villimay is a very helpful person, you see."
"Oh, very," laughed the secretary.
"Oh, definitely," laughed the secretary.
Preceded now by the churchwarden, they all made their way towards the church, but the watchman at the corner of Chancery Lane must have had something upon his mind, he was so very wakeful, for after they had all passed but Crotchet, he looked out of his box, and said—"Thieves!"
Now led by the churchwarden, they all headed toward the church, but the watchman at the corner of Chancery Lane seemed to have something on his mind; he was extremely alert. After everyone had passed except for Crotchet, he looked out of his box and shouted, “Thieves!”
"What's that to you?" said Crotchet, facing him with a look of defiance, "eh? Can't you be quiet when you is told?"
"What's it to you?" Crotchet said, facing him defiantly. "Huh? Can't you be quiet when you're told?"
"Murder!" said the watchman, as he began to fumble for his rattle.
"Murder!" the watchman shouted as he started to search for his rattle.
"Hark ye, old pump," said Crotchet. "I've settled eight watchmen atween this here and Charing Cross, and you'll make nine, if you opens your mouth again."
"Hear me, old pump," said Crotchet. "I've stationed eight watchmen between here and Charing Cross, and you'll make nine if you say anything else."
The appalled watchman shrank back into his box.
The shocked watchman recoiled into his booth.
"Eight, did you say?"
"Eight, did you mean?"
"Yes."
"Yeah."
Crotchet took the lantern off its hook in front of the box, and smashed it upon the head of the guardian of the night, whereupon the aforesaid guardian shrank completely down to the bottom of the box, with the fragments of the lantern hanging about him, and said not another word.
Crotchet took the lantern off its hook in front of the box and smashed it over the head of the night guardian, causing the guardian to shrink all the way down to the bottom of the box, with pieces of the lantern scattered around him, and he didn't say another word.
"I rather think," said Mr. Crotchet to himself, "as I've settled that old fellow comfortable."
"I think," Mr. Crotchet said to himself, "that I've made that old guy pretty comfortable."
With this conviction upon his mind—the amiability or the non-amiability of which we shall not stop to discuss—Mr. Crotchet ran hastily after the rest of the party, and stationed himself by the church porch, according to orders. By this time, Mr. Villimay, the churchwarden, had produced a little gothic-looking key, and proceeding to a small side door, he, after some rattling, partly consequent upon the lock being in a state of desuetude, and partly from personal nervousness, he did succeed in turning the rusty wards, and then, with an ominous groan, the door yielded. Sir Richard Blunt had quite satisfied himself that there were no eaves-droppers at hand, so he was anxious to get the party housed—perhaps in this instance churched would be a more appropriate expression.
With this belief in his mind—the friendliness or lack thereof which we won't discuss—Mr. Crotchet hurried after the rest of the group and took his place by the church porch, as instructed. By now, Mr. Villimay, the churchwarden, had brought out a small gothic-looking key and, after some rattling—partly because the lock hadn't been used in a while and partly due to his own nerves—he managed to turn the rusty mechanism, and then, with a foreboding creak, the door opened. Sir Richard Blunt was quite sure there were no eavesdroppers around, so he was eager to get the group inside—perhaps "churched" would be a more fitting term in this case.
"Gentlemen," he said, "the night is stealing past, and we have much to do."
"Gentlemen," he said, "the night is slipping away, and we have a lot to get done."
"That is true, Sir Richard," said the secretary. "Come on, Donkin, and let us get through it."
"That's true, Sir Richard," said the secretary. "Come on, Donkin, let's get it done."
The Lord Mayor shook a little as he passed through the little door, last, having, although king of the city, given the pas to every one of his companions, upon that most mysterious mission to old St. Dunstan's church at such an hour. Perhaps he had a faint hope that they might leave him entirely behind, and shut the door precipitately, so that he could not get in. If he had any such hope, however, it was doomed, like too many human hopes, to bitter disappointment, for Sir Richard Blunt held the door open for him, saying blandly—
The Lord Mayor shuddered a bit as he walked through the small door last, having, despite being the city's leader, let every one of his companions go ahead on that mysterious mission to old St. Dunstan's church at such an hour. Maybe he secretly wished they would leave him entirely behind and slam the door shut so he couldn't get in. However, if he had any such wish, it was destined, like so many human wishes, to end in disappointment, because Sir Richard Blunt held the door open for him, saying kindly—
"Now, my lord. We could not get on without you."
"Right now, my lord. We wouldn't be able to manage without you."
"Oh, thank you—thank you. You are very good."
"Oh, thank you—thank you. You're really nice."
The Lord Mayor crossed the threshold, and then Mr. Villimay, who had occupied a remote and mysterious position at the back of the door, closed it, and locked it on the inside.
The Lord Mayor walked through the door, and then Mr. Villimay, who had been standing in a distant and enigmatic spot at the back of the door, shut it and locked it from within.
"If—if you were to lose the key, Mr. Villimay?" said the Lord Mayor.
"If you were to lose the key, Mr. Villimay?" said the Lord Mayor.
"Why, then," interposed Sir Richard Blunt, "I'm afraid we should have to stay there until Sunday, unless some couple kindly got married in the meantime."
"Why, then," interrupted Sir Richard Blunt, "I'm afraid we’ll have to stay there until Sunday unless a couple kindly gets married in the meantime."
The Lord Mayor gave a very odd kind of cough, as he said—
The Lord Mayor cleared his throat awkwardly as he said—
"What would the Lady Mayoress say?"
"What would the Lady Mayor say?"
The air without had been cold, but what was that compared with the coldness within? At least, the street breeze had been dry, but in the church there was such a fearful dampness pervading the narrow passage in which the party found itself, that every one felt as though his very marrow was cold.
The air outside had been chilly, but how did that compare to the chill inside? At least the street breeze was dry, but inside the church, there was such a heavy dampness filling the narrow passage where the group found themselves that everyone felt as if their very bones were freezing.
"This passage," said Mr. Villimay, "hasn't been opened for many a long day."
"This passage," Mr. Villimay said, "hasn't been opened in a long time."
"Indeed!" said the secretary.
"Absolutely!" said the secretary.
"No, my lord, it has not: and it's only a wonder that, after a good hunt in the vestry cupboard, I at all found the key of it."
"No, my lord, it hasn't; and it’s surprising that, after a good search in the vestry cupboard, I actually found the key to it."
"Fortunate that you did," said Sir Richard Blunt, who was all this time making exertions to procure a light, which were as often defeated by the dampness of the air. At length he was successful in igniting a piece of wax candle, and he said—
"Good thing you did," said Sir Richard Blunt, who during this time was trying to get a light, but his efforts were frequently hindered by the dampness in the air. Finally, he was able to light a piece of wax candle, and he said—
"Gentlemen, this will show us our way through the church to the vestry, where we can get lanthorns."
"Gentlemen, this will guide us through the church to the vestry, where we can get lanterns."
"Yes," said the Lord Mayor, who was getting so nervous that he thought himself called upon to make some reply to anything and anybody. "Yes, lanthorns in the vestry."
"Yes," said the Lord Mayor, feeling so anxious that he thought he had to respond to everything and everyone. "Yes, lanterns in the vestry."
"Well," said the secretary, "my Lord Mayor, your mayoralty will be distinguished by this dreadful affair for all time to come."
"Well," said the secretary, "my Lord Mayor, your time in office will be marked by this terrible incident forever."
"Many thanks to your lordship, it will."
"Thank you very much, my lord; it will."
The secretary smiled as he whispered to his friend Donkin—
The secretary smiled as he quietly told his friend Donkin—
"The city magistrate don't seem happy, Donkin."
"The city magistrate doesn’t seem happy, Donkin."
"Far from it."
"Not at all."
At the end of the little narrow, damp, gloomy, cobwebby passage in which they were, was another little door, the upper half of which was of highly ornamented iron fret work, the side of which next to the church interior being gilt. This door likewise yielded to a key which Mr. Villimay produced, and then they found themselves at once in the western aisle of the church.
At the end of the narrow, damp, gloomy, cobweb-filled passage they were in, there was another small door. The upper half had intricate ironwork, with the side facing the church interior being gold-plated. This door also opened with a key that Mr. Villimay taken out, and they suddenly found themselves in the western aisle of the church.
"The stench don't seem so bad," said Sir Richard.
"The smell doesn’t seem that bad," said Sir Richard.
"No, sir," said Villimay. "We have got all the windows open far up above there, and there's quite a current of air, too, right up the belfry."
"No, sir," said Villimay. "We've got all the windows open way up there, and there's a nice breeze coming through the belfry, too."
CHAPTER LXVI.
THE COOK'S VISITORS.
Sir Richard shaded with his hand the little light that he carried as he walked solemnly across the nave towards the chancel, where the vestry room was situated. He was followed closely by the whole party, and the audible breathing of the Lord Mayor sufficiently proclaimed the uneasy state of his lordship's nerves.
Sir Richard held his hand over the small light he carried as he walked slowly across the nave toward the chancel, where the vestry room was located. He was closely followed by the entire group, and the loud breathing of the Lord Mayor clearly revealed his lordship's nervousness.
"How strange it is," said the secretary, "that men will pile up stones and timber until they make something to enter, which then terrifies their weak natures, and they become the slaves of the very materials that they have made to enclose and roof in a certain space upon which otherwise they would stand unmoved."
"How odd it is," said the secretary, "that people will stack up stones and wood until they create something to go into, which then frightens their fragile natures, and they end up becoming slaves to the very materials they used to build the space that would otherwise leave them standing still."
"It is so," said Donkin.
"It is," said Donkin.
"Why the fact is, I suppose," said Sir Richard Blunt, "that it is what is called original sin that sticks to us, and so—
"Well, the truth is," said Sir Richard Blunt, "that it's what people refer to as original sin that clings to us, and so—
whether we are personally or not obnoxious to the pangs of the still small voice."
whether we are personally or not annoying to the pains of the still small voice."
"Upon my word, Sir Richard," said the secretary, "you are quite a free-thinker—indeed you are."
"Honestly, Sir Richard," said the secretary, "you really are quite a free-thinker—no doubt about it."
Suddenly the whole party paused, for something resembling a moan was heard from among the pews in the centre of the church, and every one was anxious to listen for a repetition of the sound.
Suddenly, the entire party stopped, as a sound like a moan echoed from the pews in the center of the church, and everyone was eager to hear if it would happen again.
"Did you hear it?" whispered the secretary.
"Did you hear that?" whispered the secretary.
"In faith, I did," said Mr. Donkin.
"In faith, I did," Mr. Donkin said.
"And I," said Sir Richard Blunt.
"And I," Sir Richard Blunt said.
"And we," said the Lord Mayor, in defiance of grammar. "I—I—feel rather unwell, gentlemen, do you know."
"And we," said the Lord Mayor, ignoring grammar rules. "I—I—don't feel too well, gentlemen, you know."
"Hush! let us listen," said the secretary.
"Hush! Let's listen," said the secretary.
They all stood profoundly still for a few minutes, and then, just as they were one and all beginning to think that after all it must be a mere thing of fancy, the same mournful moan came once more upon their ears.
They all stood completely still for a few minutes, and then, just as they were starting to think that it must be just a figment of their imagination, the same sad moan reached their ears again.
"There can be no mistake," said Sir Richard. "We all hear that; is it not so, gentlemen?"
"There’s no doubt about it," said Sir Richard. "We all hear that; right, gentlemen?"
"Yes—yes!" said everybody.
"Yes—yes!" everyone said.
"I'm getting worser," said the Lord Mayor.
"I'm getting worse," said the Lord Mayor.
"This mystery must be cleared up," said the secretary. "Is it a trick upon us, do you think, Sir Richard?"
"This mystery needs to be solved," said the secretary. "Do you think it's a trick being played on us, Sir Richard?"
"No, my lord, certainly not."
"No way, my lord."
"Then we cannot go on until this is cleared up. You are armed, of course, Sir Richard?"
"Then we can't continue until this is sorted out. You're armed, right, Sir Richard?"
"Yes, my lord."
"Yes, my lord."
Sir Richard Blunt took from his pocket a double-barrelled pistol. There was now a sort of pause, as though each of those present expected the others to say or to do something which should have the effect of discovering what the singular noise portended. Of course, Sir Richard Blunt felt that in such an emergency he would be the man naturally looked to.
Sir Richard Blunt pulled a double-barrelled pistol from his pocket. There was a moment of silence, as if everyone there was waiting for someone else to say or do something that would explain what the strange noise meant. Obviously, Sir Richard Blunt knew that in a situation like this, everyone would naturally look to him.
"It is absolutely necessary," he said, "that we should find out what this means before proceeding farther."
"It’s really important," he said, "that we figure out what this means before we go any further."
"Yes, yes," said the Lord Mayor, "no doubt of it; and in the meantime I'll run to the Mansion House and get some assistance, gentlemen."
"Yes, yes," said the Lord Mayor, "there's no doubt about it; and in the meantime I'll head to the Mansion House to get some help, gentlemen."
"Oh, no, my lord—oh, no," said the secretary to the chief magistrate of the city. "We cannot think of sparing you."
"Oh, no, my lord—oh, no," said the secretary to the city’s chief magistrate. "We can’t even consider letting you off."
"But—but—"
"But, but—"
"Certainly not," said Sir Richard Blunt, who was keenly alive to the tone of irony in which the secretary spoke. "Certainly not; and as I fancy the sound which has excited our curiosity comes from about the centre of the pews, you and I, my lord, will go and find out who it is. Come, if you please, at once."
"Definitely not," said Sir Richard Blunt, who was clearly aware of the sarcastic tone in which the secretary spoke. "Definitely not; and since I think the noise that's piqued our curiosity is coming from somewhere around the center of the pews, you and I, my lord, will go find out who it is. Come on, if you don't mind, right away."
"I—I—" stammered the Lord Mayor, "I really—humph! If I felt quite well, do you know, Sir Richard, I should not hesitate a moment."
"I—I—" stammered the Lord Mayor, "I really—um! If I felt completely fine, you know, Sir Richard, I wouldn't hesitate for a second."
"Pho! pho!" said Sir Richard, taking his arm, and leading him unwillingly forward. "Remember that the eyes of those are upon you whose opinions are to you of importance."
"Come on! Let's go!" said Sir Richard, grabbing his arm and pulling him forward, even though he didn't want to. "Keep in mind that the eyes of those who matter to you are watching you."
With a groan the unfortunate Lord Mayor, who from the first had shrunk from the enterprise altogether, being fearful that it might possibly involve dangerous consequences, allowed himself to be dragged by Sir Richard Blunt in the direction of the pews.
With a groan, the unfortunate Lord Mayor, who had been hesitant about this task from the start, worried that it might lead to dangerous outcomes, allowed himself to be pulled by Sir Richard Blunt toward the pews.
"If you have a pistol," said the magistrate, "you had better keep it in your hand ready for service."
"If you have a gun," said the magistrate, "you should keep it in your hand, ready to use."
"Lord bless you," said the Lord Mayor, in a nervous whisper, "I never fired off a pistol in all my life."
"God bless you," said the Lord Mayor, in a nervous whisper, "I've never fired a pistol in my life."
"Is that possible?"
"Is that even possible?"
"I don't know about being possible, but it's true."
"I can't say if it's possible, but it's true."
"Well, you do surprise me."
"Wow, I'm surprised by you."
"So—so you see, Sir Richard," added his temporary lordship, suddenly popping into the churchwarden's pew, which they had just reached—"so I'll stay here and keep an eye upon you."
"So—you see, Sir Richard," added his temporary lordship, suddenly popping into the churchwarden's pew, which they had just reached—"so I'll stay here and keep an eye on you."
Sir Richard Blunt was not at all sorry to get rid of such a companion as the Lord Mayor, so with a cough, he left him in the pew, and went forward alone, determined to find out what it was that made the extraordinary noise. As he went forward, towards the spot from whence it had come, he heard it once again, and in such close proximity to him, that albeit, unaccustomed to allow anything to affect his nerves, he started back a pace. Shading, then, the little bit of wax candle that he had in his hand, he looked steadily in the direction of the low moaning sound. In an instant he found a solution of the mystery. A couple of pigeons stood upon the hand rail of one of the pews, and it was the peculiar sound made by these birds, that, by the aid of echo in the silent empty church, had seemed to be of a very different character from its ordinary one.
Sir Richard Blunt was not at all sorry to be rid of the Lord Mayor as a companion, so with a cough, he left him in the pew and moved forward alone, determined to figure out what was causing the strange noise. As he approached the source, he heard it again, so close that, although he was usually unfazed, he took a step back. Shielding the small wax candle he held, he looked intently in the direction of the low moaning sound. In an instant, he solved the mystery. A couple of pigeons were perched on the handrail of one of the pews, and it was the unusual sound they made, amplified by the echo in the silent, empty church, that had sounded very different from its usual tone.
"And from such simple causes," said Sir Richard, "arise all the well-authenticated stories of superstition which fancy and cowardice give credence to."
"And from such simple causes," said Sir Richard, "come all the well-known stories of superstition that imagination and fear believe."
He looked up, and saw that in the wish to ventilate the church, the windows had been liberally opened, which had afforded the means of ingress to the pigeons, who, no doubt, would have slumbered soundly enough until morning, if not disturbed by the arrival of the party at the church. As Sir Richard Blunt retraced his steps, he passed the pew where the Lord Mayor was; and willing to punish that functionary for his cowardice, he said, in a well-affected voice of alarm—
He looked up and saw that the windows had been thrown open to air out the church, which had allowed the pigeons to come in. They probably would have slept peacefully until morning if the group hadn't arrived at the church. As Sir Richard Blunt walked back, he passed the pew where the Lord Mayor was sitting. Wanting to reprimand him for his cowardice, he said in a feigned voice of alarm—
"Gracious Heaven! what will become of us?"
"Dear heavens! What will happen to us?"
With a groan, the Lord Mayor flopped down to the floor of the pew, and there he lay, crouching under one of the seats in such an agony of terror, that Sir Richard felt certain he and the others would be able to transact all the business they came about, before he would venture to move from that place of concealment. The magistrate speedily informed the rest of the party what was the cause of the alarm, and likewise hinted the position of the Lord Mayor, upon which the secretary said—
With a groan, the Lord Mayor collapsed onto the floor of the pew and lay there, crouched under one of the seats in such a state of panic that Sir Richard was sure he and the others could take care of all the business they had come for before he would dare to move from his hiding spot. The magistrate quickly informed the rest of the group about the cause of the alarm and also mentioned where the Lord Mayor was, to which the secretary replied—
"Let him be. Of course, as a matter of courtesy, I was obliged to write to him upon the subject; but we are as well, and perhaps better without him."
"Just leave him alone. Of course, out of courtesy, I had to write to him about it; but we're doing fine, and maybe even better without him."
"I am of the same opinion," said Sir Richard.
"I feel the same way," said Sir Richard.
They now went at once to the vestry, and two good lanterns were then procured, and lit. The magistrate at once led the way to the stone that had been raised by the workmen, in the floor of the church, and which had never been effectually fastened down again. In a corner, where no one was likely to look, Sir Richard placed his hand for a crow-bar which he knew to be there, and, having found it, he quickly raised the stone on one side. The other gentlemen lent their assistance, and it was turned fairly over, having exposed the steps that led down to the vaults of old St. Dunstan's church.
They immediately headed to the vestry, where they got two good lanterns and lit them. The magistrate led the way to the stone that the workers had raised in the church floor and that had never been properly secured again. In a corner, where no one would likely look, Sir Richard reached for a crowbar that he knew was there, and after finding it, he quickly lifted one side of the stone. The other gentlemen helped, and they turned it over, revealing the steps that led down to the vaults of old St. Dunstan's church.
"Let us descend at once," said the secretary, who, to tell the truth, in the whole affair, showed no lack of personal courage.
"Let's go down right away," said the secretary, who, to be honest, didn't show any lack of personal bravery in the whole situation.
"Allow me to precede you, gentlemen," said Sir Richard Blunt; "and you, Mr. Villimay, will, perhaps, bring up the rear."
"Let me go first, gentlemen," said Sir Richard Blunt; "and you, Mr. Villimay, might want to follow behind."
"Yes, oh, yes," said the churchwarden, with some degree of nervousness, but he was quite a hero compared to the Lord Mayor.
"Yes, definitely," said the churchwarden, a bit nervously, but he was a real hero compared to the Lord Mayor.
Sir Richard handed one of the lanterns, then, to Mr. Villimay, and took the other himself. Without another moment's delay, then, he began the descent. They could all, as they went, feel conscious that there was certainly a most unearthly smell in the vaults—a smell which, considering the number of years that had elapsed since any interments had taken place in them, was perfectly unaccountable. As they proceeded, this stench became more and more sickening, and the secretary said, as he held a handkerchief to his mouth and nose—
Sir Richard handed one of the lanterns to Mr. Villimay and took the other for himself. Without wasting any time, he started the descent. As they moved forward, they all noticed a strangely eerie smell in the vaults—a smell that was completely inexplicable given how many years had passed since any burials had occurred there. As they continued, the stench grew increasingly nauseating, and the secretary remarked, while holding a handkerchief to his mouth and nose—
"The Bishop of London spoke to me of this, but I really thought he was exaggerating."
"The Bishop of London talked to me about this, but I honestly thought he was exaggerating."
"It would be difficult to do that," said Sir Richard. "It is as bad almost as it can very well be, and the measures taken for the purpose of ventilation, have not as yet had a very great effect upon it."
"It would be hard to do that," said Sir Richard. "It's about as bad as it can be, and the steps taken for ventilation haven't really made much of a difference yet."
"I should say not."
"No way."
With tolerable speed the magistrate led the party on through a vast number of vaults, and through several narrow and rather tortuous passages, after which he came to an iron door. It was locked, but placing the lantern for a few moments upon the floor, he soon succeeded in opening it with a skeleton key. The moment he had done so, the secretary exclaimed—
With decent speed, the magistrate guided the group through a large number of vaults and several narrow, winding passages, until he reached an iron door. It was locked, but after setting the lantern down on the floor for a moment, he quickly managed to open it with a skeleton key. As soon as he did that, the secretary exclaimed—
"Hey day! This is something different."
"Wow! This is something fresh."
"In what respect, my lord?"
"In what way, my lord?"
"Why, if my senses don't deceive me, the horrible charnel-house smell, which we have been enduring for some time past, has given way to one much more grateful."
"Wow, if I'm not mistaken, the awful smell of the morgue that we've been putting up with for a while has been replaced by a much nicer one."
"What is it like, my lord?"
"What's it like, my lord?"
"Well, I should say some delicious cooking was going on."
"Well, I have to say some amazing cooking was happening."
"You are right. There is cooking going on. We are not very far from Mrs. Lovett's pie manufactory."
"You’re right. Someone is cooking. We’re not too far from Mrs. Lovett’s pie shop."
"Indeed!"
"Absolutely!"
"Yes; and the smell, or rather I ought to say the odour of which the air is full, comes from the bakehouse."
"Yes, and the smell—actually, I should say the odor that's filling the air—comes from the bakery."
The secretary gave a perceptible shudder, and Mr. Villimay uttered a groan. The gentleman who was with the secretary was about to say something, but the magistrate, in a low voice, interrupted him, saying—
The secretary visibly shuddered, and Mr. Villimay let out a groan. The man with the secretary was about to speak, but the magistrate quietly cut him off, saying—
"Pardon me, but now we are in close proximity to the place of our destination, I would recommend the profoundest caution and silence."
"Excuse me, but we're now really close to where we're going. I suggest we be extremely careful and quiet."
"Certainly—certainly. We will only be silent spectators."
"Of course—of course. We'll just be quiet observers."
"It is better, I think," added Sir Richard Blunt, "to allow me to carry on the whole of the conversation that is to ensue; and at the same time, any of you gentlemen can suggest to me a question to ask, and I will at once put it to the man we come to speak to."
"It’s better, I believe," added Sir Richard Blunt, "for me to handle the entire conversation moving forward; meanwhile, any of you gentlemen can suggest a question for me to ask, and I’ll immediately pose it to the person we came to speak with."
"That will do, Sir Richard, that will do."
"That's enough, Sir Richard, that's enough."
The magistrate now hurried on as though those savoury steams that scented the air from the bakehouse of Mrs. Lovett's pies were to him more disagreeable than the horrible smell in the vaults that made everybody shake again. In a few minutes he arrived at a room, for it could not be called a vault. It had a floor of rough stone flags, which seemed as though they had originally belonged to some of the vaults, and had been pulled up and carried to this place to make a rude flooring. There was nothing very remarkable about the walls of this place, save at one part, and there there was evidently a door, across which was placed a heavy iron bar.
The magistrate hurried on as if the savory smells wafting from Mrs. Lovett's pie shop were more unpleasant to him than the terrible stench in the vaults that made everyone shudder. In a few minutes, he reached a room, though it couldn't really be called a vault. It had a rough stone floor that seemed like it had originally come from some vaults, pulled up and brought here to create a crude surface. There was nothing particularly noteworthy about the walls in this room, except for one spot where a heavy iron bar was positioned across a door that was clearly visible.
"It is through there," said Sir Richard.
"It’s through there," said Sir Richard.
"But—but you do not intend to open it?"
"But—are you really not planning to open it?"
"Certainly not. There is a small crevice through which there will be no difficulty in maintaining a conversation with the imprisoned cook, if I can only make him hear me from this spot."
"Definitely not. There's a small gap where it won't be hard to talk to the locked-up cook, if only I can get him to hear me from here."
CHAPTER LXVII.
THE REVELATIONS IN THE VAULTS.
The object of Sir Richard Blunt was, of course, to make the cook hear him, but no one else. With this aim he took a crown-piece from his pocket and tapped with the edge of it upon the stone-work which at that place protruded from the wall to the extent of nearly a foot. The stone shelves upon the other side were let into the wall in that fashion. The monotonous ringing sound of the coin against the stone was likely enough to reverberate through the wall, and that the cook was rather a light sleeper, or did not sleep at all, was soon sufficiently manifest, for a voice, which the magistrate recognised as his, cried from the other side—
The goal of Sir Richard Blunt was, of course, to get the cook's attention without anyone else hearing him. To do this, he took a crown coin from his pocket and tapped the edge of it against the stonework that stuck out from the wall by almost a foot. The stone shelves on the other side were built into the wall this way. The repetitive clinking sound of the coin hitting the stone was likely loud enough to carry through the wall, and it became clear pretty quickly that the cook was either a light sleeper or not sleeping at all, because a voice that the magistrate recognized called out from the other side—
"Who is there? If a friend, speak quickly, for God knows I have need of such. If an enemy, your utmost malice cannot make my situation worse than it is."
"Who’s there? If it’s a friend, hurry up and speak, because I really need one right now. If it’s an enemy, your worst intentions can’t make my situation any worse than it already is."
Sir Richard placed his mouth close to a crevice, and said—
Sir Richard leaned in close to a crack and said—
"A friend, and the same who has spoken to you before."
"A friend, the same one who has talked to you before."
"Ah! I know that voice. Do you bring me freedom?"
"Ah! I recognize that voice. Are you here to bring me freedom?"
"Soon. But I have much to ask of you."
"Soon. But I have a lot to ask you."
"Let me look at the daylight, and then ask what you will, I shall not tire of answering."
"Let me see the daylight, and then ask anything you want; I won't get tired of answering."
"Nay, the principal thing I have to ask of you is yet a little more patience."
"No, the main thing I'm asking of you is just a bit more patience."
"Patience! patience! It seems that I have been years in this place, and yet you ask me to have more patience. Oh, blessed liberty, am I not to hail you yet?"
"Patience! Patience! It feels like I've been here for years, and still you want me to be more patient. Oh, sweet freedom, will I ever greet you?"
"Can you forget that you have another object—namely, to bring to the just punishment of the law those who have placed you and others in this awful position?"
"Can you forget that you have another goal—to ensure that those who have put you and others in this terrible situation face the rightful consequences under the law?"
"Yes—yes. But—"
"Yeah—yeah. But—"
"But you would forego all that to be free, a few short hours before you would be free with the accomplishment of all that justice and society required?"
"But you'd give up all that to be free, just a few hours before you would actually be free after fulfilling everything that justice and society demanded?"
"No—no. God help me! I will have patience. What is it that you demand of me now? Speak."
"No—no. God help me! I will be patient. What is it that you want from me now? Speak."
"Your name?"
"What's your name?"
"Alas!—alas!"
"Alas!"
"Surely you cannot hesitate to tell one, who has run some risks to befriend you, who you are?"
"Surely you can't hesitate to tell someone who has taken some risks to befriend you, who you are?"
"If, by my telling that, I saw that those risks were made less, I would not hesitate; but, as it is, London, and all that it contains now, is so hateful to me, that I shall leave it the instant I can. Falsehood, where I most expected truth, has sunk deeply, like a barbed arrow, into my heart."
"If sharing that would reduce those risks, I wouldn’t hesitate. But as it is, London and everything in it disgusts me, and I will leave the moment I can. The lies, where I expected honesty the most, have pierced my heart like a barbed arrow."
"Well, I certainly had hoped you would have placed in me that amount of confidence."
"Well, I really hoped you would have trusted me that much."
"No. I dare not."
"No way. I can't."
"Dare not?"
"Too scared?"
"Yes, that is the word. The knowledge of my name spread abroad—that is to say, my real name, would inflict much misery for all, I can just now say to the contrary, upon one whom I yet wish all the happiness that God can give his creatures in this world. Let it be thought that I and the world have parted company."
"Yes, that's the word. The knowledge of my name has spread far and wide—that is to say, my real name, which would bring a lot of misery to all. I can only say the opposite now about someone I still wish all the happiness that God can give his creatures in this world. Let it be understood that I and the world have gone our separate ways."
"You are a strange man."
"You're a weird guy."
"I am. But the story I have to tell of the doings in this den of infamy, will come as well from a Mr. Smith as from any one else."
"I am. But the story I have to tell about the happenings in this den of infamy will come just as much from a Mr. Smith as from anyone else."
"I wish you now, in a few words, to relate to me what you know, fully and freely."
"I'd like you to share with me what you know, clearly and openly, in just a few words."
"Anticipating that a statement would be wanted, I have, with no small amount of trouble, manufactured for myself pens and ink, and have written all that I have to say. How can I give you the document?"
"Expecting that someone would want a statement, I’ve gone through quite a bit of trouble to make myself some pens and ink, and I've written everything I want to say. How can I get you the document?"
"There is a chink here in the wall, through which I am addressing you. Can you pass it through?"
"There’s a gap in the wall here, through which I’m speaking to you. Can you get it through?"
"I will try. I see the chink now for the first time since my long and painful residence here. Your light upon the other side has made it quite apparent to me. I think, by folding my paper close, I can pass it through to you."
"I'll give it a shot. I can see the gap clearly now for the first time since I've been here, and it's been really tough. Your light on the other side has made it obvious to me. I think if I fold my paper tightly, I can slide it through to you."
"Try it."
"Give it a go."
In about half a minute Sir Richard Blunt got hold of a piece of folded paper, which was pushed partly through the chink. He pulled it quite through, and handed it to the secretary, who, with a nod, at once put it in his pocket.
In about thirty seconds, Sir Richard Blunt grabbed a folded piece of paper that was pushed partly through the gap. He pulled it all the way through and handed it to the secretary, who nodded and promptly tucked it into his pocket.
"And now for how long," said the cook, "am I to pine for freedom from this dreadful place? Recollect that each hour here has upon its passing wings a load of anxieties and miseries, such as I only can appreciate."
"And now, how long," said the cook, "am I supposed to long for freedom from this awful place? Remember that each hour spent here carries a burden of worries and suffering that only I can understand."
"I have brought a letter for you," said Sir Richard, "which will contain all the intelligence you wish, and give you such instructions as shall not only ensure your safety, but enable you to aid materially in bringing your persecutors to justice. Place your hand to the crevice and take it."
"I've brought you a letter," said Sir Richard, "that has all the information you need and will give you instructions that will not only keep you safe but also help you play a significant role in bringing your persecutors to justice. Put your hand to the crack and take it."
"I have it."
"I got it."
"Well, read it at your leisure. Have you any means of knowing the time of day in your prison?"
"Well, read it whenever you want. Do you have any way of telling what time it is in your prison?"
"Oh yes. There is a clock in the bakehouse, by which I am forced to regulate the different batches of pies."
"Oh yes. There's a clock in the bakehouse that I have to use to keep track of the different batches of pies."
"That will do. Have you had any more threats from Mrs. Lovett?"
"That’s enough. Have you received any more threats from Mrs. Lovett?"
"None. As long as I perform my loathsome duty here, I see no one and hear of no one."
"None. As long as I carry out this terrible task here, I don't see anyone and don't hear from anyone."
"Be of good cheer, your desolate condition will not last long. It is not easy under present circumstances to enter at large into matters which might induce you to declare who you really are, but when you and I meet in the bright sunshine from which you have been debarred for so long, you will think very differently from what you do now upon many things."
"Stay positive; your tough situation won’t last much longer. It's hard right now to discuss things that would lead you to reveal your true self, but when we finally meet in the bright sunshine that you've been missing for so long, you'll have a completely different perspective on many things."
"Well, sir, perhaps I shall."
"Sure thing, sir, maybe I will."
"Good night to you. Take what rest and refreshment you can, my good friend, and believe that there are better days in store for you."
"Good night to you. Get some rest and take care of yourself, my good friend, and know that better days are ahead for you."
"I will strive to think so.—Good night."
"I'll work on thinking that way. —Good night."
There was such a mournful cadence in the voice of the imprisoned young man, as he said "Good night," that the secretary remarked in a low voice to Sir Richard—
There was such a sorrowful tone in the voice of the young man in prison as he said "Good night," that the secretary quietly commented to Sir Richard—
"Would it not be a mercy now to let him free, and take him away with us?"
"Wouldn't it be a mercy to set him free now and take him with us?"
"I don't like his concealing his name, my lord."
"I don't like that he's hiding his name, my lord."
"Well, it is not the thing exactly."
"That's not it."
"His imprisonment now will be of very short duration indeed, and his liberation is certain, unless by some glaring act of imprudence he mars his own fortune. But now, gentlemen, I have a sight to show you in these vaults that you have come to see, and yet, that I think it would have been wise if you had left unseen."
"His time in prison will be very brief, and he will definitely be released unless he makes some huge mistake that ruins his chances. But now, gentlemen, I have something to show you in these vaults that you came to see, although I believe it would have been better if you hadn't."
"Indeed!"
"Definitely!"
"Yes. You will soon agree with me in opinion."
"Yes. You'll soon see things my way."
Sir Richard, bearing the lantern in his hand, led the way for a considerable distance back again, until they were fairly under the church, and then he said—
Sir Richard, holding the lantern in his hand, guided the group for quite a while back until they were right under the church, and then he said—
"A large vault belonging to a family named Weston, which is extinct I fancy, for we can find no one to claim it, has been opened near this spot."
"A big vault that belonged to a family called Weston, which I think is no longer around, since we can't find anyone to claim it, has been opened near this location."
"By whom?"
"Who did that?"
"That you will have no difficulty in guessing. It is that vault that I wish to show you. There are others in the same condition, but one will be enough to satiate your appetites for such sights. This way, gentlemen, if you please."
"You're not going to have any trouble guessing. It's that vault I want to show you. There are other similar ones, but one will be enough to satisfy your interest in such things. This way, gentlemen, if you please."
As the light from the two lanterns fell upon the faces of Sir Richard Blunt's companions, curiosity and excitement could be seen paramount upon their features. They followed him as their guide without a word, but they could not but see that he trod slowly, and that now and then a shudder crossed his frame.
As the light from the two lanterns lit up the faces of Sir Richard Blunt's companions, curiosity and excitement were clearly visible on their features. They followed him as their guide in silence, but they couldn't help but notice that he walked slowly, and every now and then, a shiver ran through him.
"Even you are affected," said the secretary, when the silence had lasted some minutes.
"Even you are affected," said the secretary after a few minutes of silence.
"I were something more or less than human," replied Sir Richard Blunt "if I could go unmoved into the presence of that sight, that I feel it to be my duty to show to you."
"I would be something more or less than human," replied Sir Richard Blunt, "if I could go into the presence of that sight without being moved, which I feel it's my duty to show to you."
"It must be horrible indeed."
"It must be really horrible."
"It is more horrible than all the horrors your imagination can suggest. Let us go quicker."
"It’s worse than anything your imagination can come up with. Let’s hurry."
Apparently with a desperate feeling of resolution, such as might actuate a man who had some great danger to encounter, and who after shrinking from it for a time, should cry "Well, the sooner it is over the better," did the magistrate now quicken his steps, nor paused he until he arrived at the door of the vault of which he had spoken.
With an urgent sense of determination, like someone facing a significant danger who, after hesitating for a moment, finally says, "Well, the sooner it's over, the better," the magistrate quickened his pace and didn't stop until he reached the door of the vault he had mentioned.
"Now, Mr. Villimay," he said. "Be so good as to hold up your lantern as high as you can, at the same time not to get it above the doorway, and I will do the same by mine. All that we want is a brief but clear view."
"Now, Mr. Villimay," he said. "Please hold your lantern up as high as you can, but don't let it go above the doorway, and I’ll do the same with mine. All we need is a quick but clear view."
"Yes, yes. Quite brief," said the secretary.
"Yeah, yeah. It's pretty short," said the secretary.
Sir Richard Blunt laid his hand upon the door of the vault, which was unfastened, and flung it open.
Sir Richard Blunt placed his hand on the unlatched vault door and swung it open.
"Behold!" he said, "one of the vaults of old St. Dunstan's."
"Look!" he said, "one of the vaults of old St. Dunstan's."
For the space of about a minute and a half no one uttered a word, so it behoves us to state what that vault contained, to strike such horror into the hearts of bold educated men. Piled one upon each other on the floor, and reaching half way up to the ceiling lay, a decomposing mass of human remains. Heaped up one upon another, heedlessly tossed into the disgusting heap any way, lay the gaunt skeletons with pieces of flesh here and there only adhering to the bones. A steam—a foetid steam rose up from the dead, and upon the floor was a pool of corruption, creeping along as the declivities warranted. Eyes, teeth, hands half denuded of flesh—glistening vermin, shiny and sleek with the luxurious feeding they there got, slipped glibly in and out of the heaped-up horror.
For about a minute and a half, no one said a word, so we need to describe what that vault held, to instill fear into the hearts of bold, educated men. Piled on the floor, reaching halfway up to the ceiling, was a decomposing mass of human remains. Heaped one on top of another, carelessly tossed into that disgusting pile, were the gaunt skeletons with bits of flesh barely clinging to the bones. A foul stench rose from the dead, and there was a pool of decay on the floor, spreading along the dips. Eyes, teeth, and hands mostly stripped of flesh—shiny vermin, sleek and well-fed from their feast, darted in and out of the horrific heap.

Todd's Victims In The Vaults Of Old St. Dunstan's Church.
Todd's Victims In The Vaults Of Old St. Dunstan's Church.
"No more—no more!" cried the secretary.
"No more—no more!" yelled the secretary.
"I sicken," said his friend, "I am faint."
"I feel sick," said his friend, "I'm faint."
Sir Richard Blunt let go the door, and it slammed shut with a hollow sound.
Sir Richard Blunt released the door, and it slammed shut with a dull thud.
"Thank God!" he said.
"Thank God!" he exclaimed.
"For—for what?" gasped Mr. Villimay.
"For what?" gasped Mr. Villimay.
"That you and I, my friend, need not look upon this sight again. We are all sufficient evidence upon our oaths that it is here to see."
"That you and I, my friend, don’t have to witness this again. We are all the proof we need, based on our oaths, that it's right here to see."
"Yes—yes."
"Yeah—yeah."
"Come away," said the secretary. "You told me something of what was to see, Sir Richard Blunt, but my imagination did not picture it to be what it is."
"Come away," said the secretary. "You mentioned some of what we were going to see, Sir Richard Blunt, but I never imagined it would be like this."
"I told you that likewise, my lord."
"I told you the same, my lord."
"You did—you did."
"You did it."
With hurried steps they now followed the magistrate; and it was with a feeling of exquisite relief that they all found themselves, after a few minutes, fairly in the body of the church, and some distance from that frightful spectacle they had each thought it to be their duty to look upon.
With quick steps, they followed the magistrate, and they all felt a wave of relief when, after a few minutes, they found themselves inside the church, a good distance away from the terrifying scene they had each felt obligated to witness.
"Let us go to the vestry," said the secretary, "and take something. I am sick at heart and stomach both."
"Let's go to the vestry," said the secretary, "and grab something to eat. I'm feeling really down and my stomach is upset."
"And I am everything, and hungry too," cried a voice, and the Lord Mayor popped his head up from the churchwardens' pew.
"And I am everything, and hungry too," shouted a voice, and the Lord Mayor popped his head up from the churchwardens' pew.
No one could help laughing at this, although, to tell the truth, those men, after what they had seen, were in no laughing mood, as the reader may well imagine.
No one could help but laugh at this, although, honestly, those men, after what they had witnessed, were not in a laughing mood, as you can probably guess.
"Is that our friend, the King of the City?" said the secretary.
"Is that our buddy, the King of the City?" said the secretary.
"It is," said Sir Richard.
"It's true," said Sir Richard.
"Well, I must say that he has set a good example of bravery in his dominions."
"Well, I have to say he has set a great example of courage in his territories."
"He has indeed."
"He's definitely."
"Gentlemen—gentlemen," added the Lord Mayor, as he rolled out of the churchwardens' pew, "don't think of going into the vestry without me, for it was I who gave a hint to have refreshments put there, and I have been dying for some of them for this last half-hour, I assure you."
"Gentlemen—gentlemen," the Lord Mayor added as he climbed out of the churchwardens' pew, "don't think about going into the vestry without me. I was the one who suggested putting refreshments there, and I've been craving some for the last half-hour, I promise you."
CHAPTER LXVIII.
RETURNS TO JOHANNA.
We return to Johanna Oakley.
We're back with Johanna Oakley.
"What is the meaning of all this?" said Sweeney Todd, as he sat in his shop about the hour of twelve on the morning following that upon which Johanna Oakley and her friend Arabella had concerted so romantic a plan of operations regarding him. "What is the meaning of all this? Am I going mad?"
"What does all this mean?" said Sweeney Todd, as he sat in his shop around midnight the day after Johanna Oakley and her friend Arabella had come up with such a romantic plan involving him. "What does all this mean? Am I going crazy?"
Now Todd's question was no doubt a result of some peculiar sensations that had come over him; but, propounded as it was to silence and to vacancy, it of course got no answer. A cold perspiration had suddenly broke out upon his brow, and, for the space of about ten minutes, he was subject to one of those strange foreshadowings of coming ills to him, which of late had begun to make his waking hours anything but joyous, and his dreams hideous.
Now Todd's question was definitely influenced by some strange feelings that had come over him; however, since it was posed into silence and emptiness, it obviously received no answer. A cold sweat had suddenly broken out on his forehead, and for about ten minutes, he experienced one of those odd premonitions of impending troubles that lately had made his waking hours anything but happy and his dreams terrifying.
"What can it mean?" he said. "What can it mean?"
"What could it mean?" he said. "What could it mean?"
He wiped his face with a miserable looking handkerchief, and then, with a deep sigh, he said—
He wiped his face with a sad-looking handkerchief, and then, with a deep sigh, he said—
"It is that fiend in the shape of a woman!"
"It’s that devil in the form of a woman!"
No doubt he meant his dear friend, Mrs. Lovett. Alas! what a thorn she was in the side of Sweeney Todd. How poor a thing, by way of recompense for the dark and terrible suspicions he had of her, was his heaped up wealth? Todd—yes, Sweeney Todd, who had waded knee-deep—knee-deep do we say?—lip-deep in blood for gold, had begun to find that there was something more precious still which he had bartered for it—peace! That peace of mind—that sweet serenity of soul, which, like the love of God, is beautiful, and yet passeth understanding. Yes, Todd was beginning to find out that he had bartered the jewel for the setting! What a common mistake. Does not all the world do it? They do; but the difference between Todd and common people merely was that he played the game with high stakes.
No doubt he was talking about his dear friend, Mrs. Lovett. Sadly, she was like a thorn in Sweeney Todd’s side. How worthless was all his accumulated wealth compared to the dark and terrible suspicions he had about her? Todd—yes, Sweeney Todd, who had waded knee-deep—knee-deep do we say?—lip-deep in blood for gold, was starting to realize that there was something even more valuable that he had traded away—peace! That peace of mind—that sweet serenity of soul, which, like the love of God, is beautiful yet incomprehensible. Yes, Todd was beginning to realize that he had traded the jewel for the setting! What a common mistake. Doesn’t everyone do it? They do; but the only difference between Todd and ordinary people was that he was betting with high stakes.
"Yes," added Todd, after a pause, "curses on her, it is that fiend in the shape of a woman, who
"Yes," added Todd, after a pause, "curses on her, it is that evil person in the shape of a woman, who
and she or I must fall. That is settled; yes—she or I. There was a time when I used to say she and I could not live in the same country; but now I feel that we cannot both live in the same world. She must go—she must lapse into the sleep of death."
and she or I must fall. That’s decided; yes—she or I. There was a time when I used to think she and I couldn't live in the same country; but now I realize we can't both exist in the same world. She has to go—she must slip into the sleep of death.
Todd rose, and stalked to and fro in his shop. He felt as if something was going to happen: that undefinable fidgetty feeling which will attack all persons at times, came over him, and yet it was not a feeling of deep apprehension that was at his heart.
Todd stood up and paced back and forth in his shop. He had a sense that something was about to happen; that vague, restless feeling that everyone experiences at times washed over him, but it wasn't a deep sense of dread that he felt.
"Oh," he muttered, "it is the recollection of that dreadful woman—that fiend, who, with a seeming prescience, knows when there is poison in her glass, and baffles me. It is the dim and shadowy thought of what I must do with her that shatters me. If poison will not do the deed, steel or a bullet must. Ah!"
"Oh," he muttered, "it's the memory of that awful woman—that fiend, who, almost by instinct, knows when there's poison in her drink, and throws me off. It's the vague and dark thought of what I have to do with her that breaks me apart. If poison won't get the job done, then steel or a bullet must. Ah!"
Some one was trying the handle of the shop door, and so timidly was it tried, that Todd stood still to listen, without saying "Come in," or otherwise encouraging the visitor.
Someone was trying the handle of the shop door, and it was being tried so timidly that Todd stood still to listen, without saying "Come in," or doing anything to encourage the visitor.
"Who is it?" he gasped.
"Who is it?" he said, breathless.
Still the handle of the door-lock only shook. To be sure, it was a difficult door to open to all who did not know it well. Todd had taken care of that, for if there was anything more than another which such a man as he might be fairly enough presumed to dislike, it would be to be glided in upon by the sudden opening of an easy-going door.
Still, the door handle only rattled. It was definitely a tricky door to open for anyone who wasn't familiar with it. Todd had made sure of that because if there was anything he truly disliked, it was being surprised by the sudden swing of an easy-going door.
"Come in," he now cried.
"Come in," he called now.
The person without was evidently anxious to obey the invitation, and a more strenuous effort was made to unfasten the door. It yielded at length. A young and pretty looking lad, apparently of about thirteen or fourteen years of age, stood upon the threshold. He and Sweeney Todd looked at each other in silence for a few moments. If a painter or a sculptor could have caught them as they stood, and transferred them to canvas or to marble, he might have called them an idea of Guilt and Innocence. There was Todd, with evil passions and wickedness written upon every feature of his face. There was the boy, with the rosy gentleness and innocence of Heaven upon his brow. God made both these creatures! It was Todd who broke the silence. A gathering flush was upon the face of the boy, and he could not speak.
The person outside was clearly eager to accept the invitation, and he made a stronger effort to open the door. Eventually, it gave way. A young, good-looking boy, seemingly around thirteen or fourteen years old, stood in the doorway. He and Sweeney Todd stared at each other in silence for a few moments. If an artist could have captured them as they stood and turned them into a painting or sculpture, he might have labeled them as representations of Guilt and Innocence. There was Todd, with evil intentions and wickedness evident in every feature of his face. Then there was the boy, with the rosy gentleness and innocence of Heaven on his forehead. God created both of these beings! It was Todd who finally broke the silence. The boy's face was flushed, and he couldn’t find the words to speak.
"What do you want?" said Todd.
"What do you want?" Todd asked.
He rattled his chair as he spoke, as though he would have said, "It is not to be shaved." The boy was too much engaged with his own thoughts to pay much attention to Todd's pantomime. He evidently, though, wished to say something, which he could not command breath to give utterance to. Like the "Amen" of Macbeth, something he would fain have uttered, seemed to stick in his throat.
He shook his chair as he spoke, as if to say, "Don’t get too comfortable." The boy was too lost in his own thoughts to really notice Todd's gestures. Clearly, though, he wanted to say something, but couldn't find the words. Like Macbeth's "Amen," something he desperately wanted to express seemed to be stuck in his throat.
"What is it?" again demanded Todd, eagerly.
"What is it?" Todd asked again, eagerly.
This roused the boy. The boy, do we say. Ah, our readers have already recognised in that boy the beautiful and enthusiastic Johanna Oakley.
This woke the boy up. The boy, shall we say. Ah, our readers have already recognized that boy as the beautiful and passionate Johanna Oakley.
"There is a bill in your window—"
"There’s a bill in your window—"

Johanna Applies To Todd To Become His Errand Boy.
Johanna Asks Todd to Be His Errand Boy.
"A what?"
"Seriously?"
Todd had forgotten the announcement regarding the youth he wanted, with a taste for piety.
Todd had forgotten about the announcement concerning the young person he wanted, with a preference for piety.
"A bill. You want a boy, sir."
"A bill. You want a guy, sir."
"Oh," said Todd, as the object of the visit at once thus became clear and apparent to him. "Oh, that's it."
"Oh," Todd said, as the purpose of the visit suddenly became clear to him. "Oh, that's what it is."
"Yes, sir."
"Sure thing."
Todd held up his hand to his eyes, as though he were shading them from sunlight, as he gazed upon Johanna, and then, in an abrupt tone of voice, he said—
Todd raised his hand to his eyes, as if to shield them from the sunlight, while he looked at Johanna, and then, in a sudden tone, he said—
"You won't do."
"You're not good enough."
"Thank you, sir."
"Thank you, man."
She moved towards the door. Her hand touched the handle. It was not fast. The door opened. Another moment, and she would have been gone.
She walked over to the door. Her hand reached for the handle. It wasn't stuck. The door opened. If it had taken any longer, she would have been out.
"Stop!" cried Todd.
"Stop!" shouted Todd.
She returned at once.
She came back right away.
"You don't look like a lad in want of a situation. Your clothes are good—your whole appearance is that of a young gentleman. What do you mean by coming here to ask to be an errand boy in a barber's shop? I don't understand it. You had different expectations."
"You don't seem like a guy who needs a job. Your clothes are nice—everything about you looks like you're a young gentleman. Why are you coming here to ask to be an errand boy in a barber's shop? I don't get it. You had different plans."
"Yes, sir. But Mrs. Green—"
"Yes, sir. But Mrs. Green—"
"Mrs. who?"
"Who is Mrs.?"
"Green, sir, my mother-in-law, don't use me well, and I would rather go to sea, or seek my living in any way, than go back again to her; and if I were to come into your service, all I would ask would be, that you did not let her know where I was."
"Green, sir, my mother-in-law doesn’t treat me well, and I’d prefer to go to sea or find any other way to make a living than go back to her. If I were to work for you, all I’d ask is that you keep my location a secret from her."
"Humph! Your mother-in-law, you say?"
"Really? Your mother-in-law, you say?"
"Yes, sir. I have been far happier since I ran away from her, than I have been for a long time past."
"Yes, sir. I’ve been much happier since I left her than I have been in a long time."
"Ah, you ran away? Where lives she?"
"Ah, you ran away? Where does she live?"
"At Oxford. I came to London in the waggon, and at every step the lazy horses took, I felt a degree of pleasure that I was placing a greater distance between me and oppression."
"At Oxford. I traveled to London in the wagon, and with every lazy step the horses took, I felt a sense of happiness knowing I was putting more distance between myself and oppression."
"Your own name?"
"What's your name?"
"Charley Green. It was all very well as long as my father lived; but when he was no more, my mother-in-law began her ill-usage of me. I bore it as long as I could, and then I ran away. If you can take me, sir, I hope you will."
"Charley Green. It was fine while my father was alive; but once he was gone, my mother-in-law started treating me badly. I put up with it for as long as I could, and then I left. If you can take me in, sir, I really hope you will."
"Go along with you. You won't suit me at all. I wonder at your impudence in coming."
"Leave me alone. You’re not my type at all. I can't believe you had the nerve to show up."
"No harm done, sir. I will try my fortune elsewhere."
"No hard feelings, sir. I'll try my luck somewhere else."
Todd began sharpening a razor, as the boy went to the door again.
Todd started sharpening a razor while the boy went to the door again.
"Shall I take him?" he said to himself. "I do want some one for the short time I shall be here. Humph! An orphan—strange in London. No one to care for him. The very thing for me. No prying friends—nowhere to run, the moment he is sent of an errand, with open mouth, proclaiming this and that has happened in the shop. I will have him."
"Should I take him?" he thought to himself. "I need someone for the short time I'm going to be here. Hmm! An orphan—how unusual in London. No one to look after him. Perfect for me. No nosy friends—nowhere to escape to, the minute he gets sent on an errand, spilling everything that happens in the shop. I’m going to take him."
He darted to the door.
He rushed to the door.
"Hoi!—hoi!"
"Hey!—hey!"
Johanna turned round, and came back in a minute. Todd had caught at the bait at last. She got close to the door.
Johanna turned around and came back in a minute. Todd had finally taken the bait. She moved closer to the door.
"Upon consideration," said Todd, "I will speak to you again. But just run and see what the time is by St. Dunstan's Church."
"After thinking it over," Todd said, "I'll talk to you again. But just go and check what time it is by St. Dunstan's Church."
"St.—St. who?" said Johanna, looking around her with a bewildered, confused sort of air. "St. who?"
"St.—St. who?" said Johanna, looking around her with a bewildered, confused expression. "St. who?"
"St. Dunstan's, in Fleet Street."
"St. Dunstan's, on Fleet Street."
"Fleet Street? If you will direct me, sir, I dare say I shall find it—oh, yes. I am good at finding places."
"Fleet Street? If you can point me in the right direction, sir, I’m sure I’ll be able to find it—oh, absolutely. I’m quite good at locating places."
"He is strange in London," muttered Todd. "I am satisfied of that. He is strange. Come in—come in, and shut the door after you."
"He is weird in London," muttered Todd. "I’m sure of that. He is weird. Come in—come in, and shut the door behind you."
With a heart beating with violence, that was positively fearful, Johanna followed Todd into the shop, carefully closing the door behind her, as she had been ordered to do.
With her heart racing with anxiety, Johanna followed Todd into the shop, making sure to close the door behind her as she had been instructed to do.
"Now," said Todd, "nothing in the world but my consideration for your orphan and desolate condition, could possibly induce me to think of taking you in; but the fact is, being an orphan myself—(here Todd made a hideous grimace)—I say, being an orphan myself, with little to distress me amid the oceans and quicksands of this wicked world, some very strong sense of religion—(another hideous grimace)—I naturally feel for you."
"Look," Todd said, "the only reason I’m even considering taking you in is because I feel sorry for your orphaned and lonely situation. But honestly, being an orphan myself—" and here Todd made a grotesque face—"I mean, being an orphan, with not much to worry about in this messed-up world, and having a pretty strong sense of morality—" another grimace followed—"I can’t help but empathize with you."
"Thank you, sir."
"Thanks, sir."
"Are you decidedly pious?"
"Are you really religious?"
"I hope so, sir."
"I hope so, sir."
"Humph! Well, we will say more upon that all-important subject another time, and if I consent to be your master, a—a—a—"
"Humph! Well, we’ll discuss that crucial topic another time, and if I agree to be your master, a—a—a—"
"Charley Green, sir."
"Charley Green, sir."
"Ay, Charley Green. If I consent to take you for a week upon trial, you must wholly attribute it to my feelings."
"Yeah, Charley Green. If I agree to let you stay for a week as a trial, you have to completely credit it to my emotions."
"Certainly, sir."
"Of course, sir."
"Have you any idea yourself as to terms?"
"Do you have any idea about the terms?"
"None in the least, sir."
"Not at all, sir."
"Very good. Then you will not be disappointed. I shall give you sixpence a week, and your board wages of threepence a day, besides perquisites. The threepence I advise you to spend in three penny pies, at Mrs. Lovett's, in Bell Yard. They are the most nutritious and appetizing things you can buy; and in the Temple you will find an excellent pump, so that the half hour you will be allowed for dinner will be admirably consumed in your walk to the pie shop, and from thence to the pump, and then home here again."
"Great! You won’t be disappointed. I’ll pay you six pence a week, plus board wages of three pence a day, along with some extras. I suggest you use the three pence on three penny pies at Mrs. Lovett's in Bell Yard. They’re the most filling and delicious things you can get. In the Temple, there’s a great pump, so the half hour you have for lunch will be perfectly spent walking to the pie shop, then to the pump, and back home."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"You will sleep under the counter, here, of a night, and the perquisites I mention will consist of the use of the pewter wash-hand basin, the soap, and the end of a towel."
"You'll sleep under the counter here at night, and the perks I mentioned will include using the pewter washbasin, the soap, and the end of a towel."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"You will hear and see much in this place. Perhaps now and then you will be surprised at something; but—but, master Charley, if you go and gossip about me or my affairs, or what you see, or what you hear, or what you think you would like to see or hear, I'll cut your throat!"
"You'll hear and see a lot in this place. Maybe now and then you’ll be surprised by something; but—listen up, Charley, if you go and spread rumors about me or my business, or what you see, or what you hear, or what you think you’d like to see or hear, I swear I’ll cut your throat!"
"Charley" started.
"Charley" began.
"Oh! sir," he said, "you may rely upon me. I will be quite discreet. I am a fortunate lad to get so soon into the employment of such an exemplary master."
"Oh! sir," he said, "you can count on me. I'll be completely discreet. I’m lucky to find a job with such a great boss so early on."
"Ha!"
"LOL!"
Todd, for a space of two minutes made the most hideous and extraordinary grimaces.
Todd made the most awful and bizarre faces for two whole minutes.
"Fortunate lad," he said. "Exemplary master! How true. Ha!"—Poor Johanna shuddered at that dreadful charnel-house sort of laugh.
"Fortunate guy," he said. "Great master! So true. Ha!"—Poor Johanna shivered at that horrible, grave-like laugh.
"My God," she thought, "was that the last sound that rung in the ears of my poor Mark, ere he bade adieu to this world for ever?" Then she could not but utter a sort of groan.
"Oh my God," she thought, "was that the last sound that rang in the ears of my poor Mark before he said goodbye to this world forever?" Then she couldn't help but let out a kind of groan.
"What's that?" said Todd.
"What's that?" Todd asked.
"What, sir?"
"What is it, sir?"
"I—I thought some one groaned, or—or sighed. Was it you? No.—Well, it was nothing. See if that water on the fire is hot. Do you hear me? Well—well don't be alarmed. Is it hot?"
"I—I thought I heard someone groan, or—or sigh. Was it you? No.—Well, it was nothing. Check if that water on the fire is hot. Do you hear me? Well—well don’t worry. Is it hot?"
"I think."
"I'm thinking."
"Think! Put your hand in it."
"Think! Put your hand in there."
"Quite hot, sir."
"Very hot, sir."
"Well, then, master Charley—Ah! A customer! Come in, sir; come in, if you please, sir. A remarkably fine day, sir. Cloudy, though. Pray be seated, sir. A-hem! Now, Charley, bustle—bustle. Shaved, sir, I presume? D—n the door!"
"Well then, Master Charley—Ah! A customer! Please come in, sir; please come in. It’s a really nice day, sir. A bit cloudy, though. Please have a seat, sir. Ahem! Now, Charley, hurry up—hurry up. You’ve been shaved, I assume? Damn the door!"
Todd was making exertions to shut the door after the entrance of a stout-built man, in an ample white coat and a broad brimmed farmer looking hat; but he could not get it close, and then the stout-built man cried out—
Todd was trying hard to close the door after a sturdy man walked in, wearing a big white coat and a wide-brimmed farmer's hat; but he couldn't get it to shut, and then the sturdy man shouted—
"Why don't you come in, Bob—leave off your tricks. Why you is old enough to know better."
"Why don't you come in, Bob—stop with your tricks. You're old enough to know better."
"It's only me," said another stout-built man, in another white coat, as he came in with a broad grin upon his face. "It's only me, Mr. Barber—ha! ha! ha!"
"It's just me," said another big guy in a white coat, walking in with a big grin on his face. "It's just me, Mr. Barber—ha! ha! ha!"
Todd looked quite bland, as he said—
Todd looked pretty dull, as he said—
"Well, it was a good joke. I could not for the moment think what it was kept the door from shutting, and I always close it, because there's a mad dog in the neighbourhood, you see, gentlemen."
"Well, it was a good joke. I couldn't quite figure out what was keeping the door from shutting, and I always close it because there's a rabid dog in the neighborhood, you see, gentlemen."
Crack went something to the floor.
Crack went something to the ground.
"It's this mug, sir," said Charley. "I dropped it."
"It's this mug, sir," Charley said. "I dropped it."
"Well—well, my dear, don't mind that. Accidents, you know, will happen; bless you."
"Well—well, my dear, don’t worry about that. Things like accidents will happen; bless you."
Todd, as he said this, caught up a small piece of Charley's hair in his finger and thumb, and gave it a terrific pinch. Poor Johanna with difficulty controlled her tears.
Todd, as he said this, caught a small piece of Charley's hair between his finger and thumb and gave it a hard pinch. Poor Johanna struggled to hold back her tears.
"Now, sir, be seated if you please. From the country, I suppose, sir?"
"Now, sir, please have a seat. I take it you're from the countryside, correct?"
"Yes. A clean shave, if you please. We comed up from Barkshire, both on us, with beasts."
"Yes. A clean shave, please. We came up from Berkshire, both of us, with cattle."
"You and your brother, sir?"
"You and your brother?"
"My cousin, t'other'un is; ain't you Bill?"
"My cousin is the other one; aren't you Bill?"
"Yes, to be sure."
"Yes, definitely."
"Now, Charley, the soap dish. Look alive—look alive, my little man, will you?"
"Now, Charley, the soap dish. Pay attention—pay attention, my little guy, will you?"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"You must excuse him being rather slow, gentlemen, but he's not used to the business yet, poor boy—no father, no mother, no friend in all the world but me, sir."
"You have to excuse him for being a bit slow, gentlemen, but he’s not used to this business yet, poor kid—no father, no mother, no friends in the world except me, sir."
"Really!"
"Seriously!"
"Yes, poor lad, but thank God I have a heart—Leave the whiskers as they are, sir?—Yes, and I can feel for the distresses of a fellow creature. Many's the—Your brother—I beg pardon, cousin, will be shaved likewise, sir?—pound I have given away in the name of the Lord. Charley, will you look alive with that soap dish. A pretty boy, sir; is he not?"
"Yes, poor guy, but thank God I have a heart—Leave the whiskers as they are, sir?—Yes, and I can empathize with the struggles of another person. Many times I—Your brother—I’m sorry, cousin, will he be shaved too, sir?—pound I have given away in the name of the Lord. Charley, can you hurry up with that soap dish? A nice boy, sir; isn’t he?"
"Very. His complexion is like—like a pearl."
"Very. His complexion is like—like a pearl."
Johanna dropped the soap dish, and clasped her hands over her eyes. That word "pearl" had for the moment got the better of her.
Johanna dropped the soap dish and covered her eyes with her hands. That word "pearl" had momentarily overwhelmed her.
CHAPTER LXIX.
TAKES A PEEP AT ARABELLA.
We regret to leave Johanna in such a predicament, but the progress and due understanding of our tale compel us briefly to revert to some proceedings of Arabella Wilmot, a short detail of which can nowhere come in so well as at this juncture. Up to the moment of parting with Johanna, when the latter went upon her perilous interprise, Arabella had kept up pretty well, but from that moment her spirits began to fail. All the romantic feelings which had at first prompted the advice that concentrated Johanna's expedition to Todd's, evaporated before the hard truthful fact that she, Arabella, had led her young friend into a situation of the greatest peril. Each moment added to the mental agony of the young girl; and at length her sufferings became too acute for further dallying with, and wringing her hands, all she could ask herself was—
We feel bad about leaving Johanna in such a situation, but the flow of our story forces us to go back for a moment to what was happening with Arabella Wilmot, and there's no better time to mention it than now. Until she had to say goodbye to Johanna, when the latter set off on her risky mission, Arabella had been holding it together pretty well. But after that moment, her spirits started to dip. All the romantic notions that had initially inspired her advice, which focused Johanna's journey towards Todd's, faded away in the face of the harsh reality that she, Arabella, had put her young friend in real danger. Each passing moment intensified the mental anguish for the young girl, and eventually, her pain became too much to ignore. Wringing her hands, all she could think was—
"What shall I do to save her?—What shall I do to save her?"
"What can I do to save her?—What can I do to save her?"
Arabella felt that it would kill her to endure the suspense of one hour instead of four-and-twenty; but to whom was she to turn in this sad condition of her feelings? If she went to old Mr. Oakley, what could she expect but the greatest reproaches for leading one so dear to him into such a path of danger; and those reproaches would not be the less stinging on account, probably, of their being only implied, and not spoken. If she appealed to her own friends, it would only be a kind of second-hand mode of appealing to Mr. Oakley, for they, of courses, would go to him.
Arabella felt like it would crush her to deal with the suspense of one hour instead of twenty-four; but who could she turn to in this painful state? If she went to old Mr. Oakley, what could she expect but harsh criticism for leading someone so dear to him into such danger? Those criticisms would probably hurt even more because they would be implied rather than spoken outright. If she turned to her own friends, it would just be a roundabout way of reaching out to Mr. Oakley, since they would, of course, go to him.
"Oh, wretched girl that I am," she cried, as she wrung her hands. "What shall I do?—What ought I to do?"
"Oh, miserable girl that I am," she exclaimed, wringing her hands. "What should I do?—What am I supposed to do?"
It was very improbable that, in the midst of such a state of feeling as this, Arabella Wilmot should think of the wisest and best thing to do; and yet strange to say, she did. By mere accident the name of Sir Richard Blunt came to her mind. She had heard Colonel Jeffery speak of him; and from common report, too, she knew he was a man who, of all others, was likely, from inclination as well as power and duty, to aid her. The idea of going to him gained strength and consistency each moment in her mind, as good ideas will.
It was unlikely that, during such emotional turbulence, Arabella Wilmot would come up with the smartest and right thing to do; yet, oddly enough, she did. By chance, the name Sir Richard Blunt popped into her head. She had heard Colonel Jeffery mention him, and from what people said, she knew he was a person who, because of his nature, influence, and responsibilities, was likely to help her. The thought of approaching him became stronger and clearer in her mind as good ideas often do.
"Yes—yes!" she exclaimed, as with frantic eagerness she arrayed herself for the event, for she had gone home after seeing Johanna on her way; "yes—yes! I will go to him—I will tell him all. He shall know what a silly, foolish, wicked girl I have been, and how by my mad—mad council, I have perhaps destroyed Johanna. But he will save her—oh, yes, he will save her from the consequences of the visit to Todd, and save me from madness."
"Yes—yes!" she exclaimed, as she eagerly prepared for the event, having gone home after seeing Johanna on her way; "yes—yes! I will go to him—I will tell him everything. He should know what a silly, foolish, wicked girl I've been, and how my crazy—crazy advice might have ruined Johanna. But he will save her—oh, yes, he will save her from the fallout of the visit to Todd, and save me from going mad."
Now, a more decidedly prudent resolve than this could not possibly have been aimed at by Arabella, had she been as cool and collected; as, on the contrary, she was nervous and excited, and it had all the effect upon her mind; for it was astonishing how the mere feeling that she was about to take a good course calmed her down. She had the prudence to interpose no delays by speaking to any one of her intention; but hastily getting into the street, she ran on for some time without reflecting that she had but a very vague idea of where Sir Richard Blunt was to be found. It is astonishing how, under the passions of extraordinary circumstances, people will boldly do things which ordinarily they would shrink from. It was so with Arabella Wilmot. She walked into a shop, and at once asked if they could tell her the exact address of Sir Richard Blunt, the magistrate.
Now, Arabella couldn’t have made a more sensible decision if she had been calm and composed; instead, she was nervous and excited, which affected her mindset. It was remarkable how just the anticipation of making a good choice calmed her down. She was smart enough not to delay by telling anyone about her plan; instead, she quickly went out into the street and ran for a while without realizing that she had only a vague idea of where to find Sir Richard Blunt. It’s incredible how, in moments of intense emotion, people will do things they normally wouldn't dare to do. That was the case with Arabella Wilmot. She walked into a shop and immediately asked if they could give her the exact address of Sir Richard Blunt, the magistrate.
"Yes, it is at No. 6, Essex Street, Strand."
"Yeah, it's at 6 Essex Street, Strand."
Off she went again. Fleet Street was passed. True, she lingered a little opposite to Todd's shop, and the idea came across her of rushing in, and saying, "Johanna, come away." But she controlled that feeling, from a conviction that she was doing better by going to the magistrate, who, if it were necessary to take that course, could take it much more effectually than she could. Essex Street was gained, and Arabella's trembling hand sounded an alarm upon the knocker.
Off she went again. She passed Fleet Street. Sure, she stopped for a moment in front of Todd's shop, and the thought crossed her mind to rush in and say, "Johanna, come with me." But she held back, convinced that she was making a better choice by going to the magistrate, who could handle it much more effectively if needed. She reached Essex Street, and Arabella's shaking hand knocked on the door.
"Is Sir Richard within?"
"Is Sir Richard home?"
"No. But if you particularly want him, he is at his private office in Craven Street."
"No. But if you really want to see him, he's at his private office on Craven Street."
To Craven Street then she sped. The number she had been told was 10, and upon the door of that house being opened, she asked a man who was big enough to block up all the passage, and who did so, for the magistrate.
To Craven Street she hurried. The number she had been given was 10, and when the door of that house was opened, she asked a man who was big enough to block the entire hallway, and he did, for the magistrate.
"Yes, but you can't see him. He's busy."
"Yeah, but you can't see him. He's tied up."
"I must."
"I have to."
"But you can't, my dear."
"But you can't, babe."
"I will."
"Absolutely."
The man whistled.
The guy whistled.
"Will is a short word, my dear, for you to use. How do you mean to do it, eh?"
"Will is a short word, my dear, for you to use. How do you plan to do it, huh?"
A door opened, and with his hat on, ready to go out, Sir Richard Blunt himself appeared. Another minute and Arabella would have missed him, and then God knows where, for the next twelve hours, he would be.
A door opened, and with his hat on, ready to head out, Sir Richard Blunt himself walked in. If Arabella had waited another minute, she would have missed him, and who knows where he would have been for the next twelve hours.
"What is this, Davis?" he said.
"What's this, Davis?" he asked.
"Here's a little 'un, says she will see you, Sir Richard."
"Here's a little one, she says she will see you, Sir Richard."
"Ah, thank God!" cried Arabella, rushing forward and catching a tight hold of the magistrate by the arm. "Yes, I will see you, sir; I have a matter of life and death to speak to you of."
"Thank goodness!" exclaimed Arabella, rushing forward and gripping the magistrate's arm tightly. "Yes, I need to speak with you, sir; I have something urgent about life and death to discuss."
"Walk in," said Sir Richard. "Don't hurry yourself in the least, Miss. Pray be composed; I am quite at your disposal."
"Come on in," said Sir Richard. "No need to rush, Miss. Please take your time; I'm here for you."
Arabella followed him into a small room. She still kept close to him, and in her eagerness she placed her hand upon her breast, as she said—
Arabella followed him into a small room. She stayed close to him, and in her excitement, she put her hand on her chest as she said—
"Sir—sir. You—and you only. Todd, Todd—oh, God! he will kill her, and I am more her murderer than he. Johanna—Johanna, my poor Johanna!"
"Sir—sir. You—and only you. Todd, Todd—oh, God! he’s going to kill her, and I’m more responsible for her death than he is. Johanna—Johanna, my poor Johanna!"
Sir Richard slightly changed colour at the sound of those names; and then he said, calmly and slowly—
Sir Richard slightly changed color at the sound of those names; and then he said, calmly and slowly—
"I don't think, unless you can assume a greater command of your feelings, that you will ever be able to tell me what you came about."
"I don't think you'll ever be able to tell me why you came here unless you have better control over your feelings."
"Oh, yes—yes."
"Yes—absolutely."
"Be seated, I pray you."
"Please have a seat."
"Yes—yes. In a moment. Oh, how calm and unimpassioned you are, sir."
"Yes—yes. Just a moment. Oh, how composed and unemotional you are, sir."
"It would not do for us both to lose our judgment."
"It wouldn't be good for both of us to lose our judgment."
Arabella began to feel a little piqued, and that feeling restored her powers to her, probably quicker than any other could have possibly done. She spoke rapidly, but distinctly.
Arabella started to feel a bit irritated, and that feeling quickly brought her energy back, probably faster than anything else could have. She spoke quickly, but clearly.
"Sir, Miss Johanna Oakley has gone to Sweeney Todd's to find out what has become of Mr. Mark Ingestrie, and I advised her to do so; but now the knowledge that I did so advise her has driven me nearly mad. It will drive me quite mad!"
"Sir, Miss Johanna Oakley has gone to Sweeney Todd's to find out what happened to Mr. Mark Ingestrie, and I told her to do that; but now the fact that I gave her that advice has nearly driven me crazy. It will drive me completely insane!"
Sir Richard rose from the arm chair into which he had thrown himself, and said—
Sir Richard got up from the armchair he had slumped into and said—
"'Miss Oakley?' said you? Why—why—what folly. But she has gone home again."
"'Miss Oakley?' you said? Why—why—what nonsense. But she's gone home again."
"No, she is disguised as a boy, and has taken the situation that Todd put a placard in his window about, and she will be found out of course, and murdered."
"No, she is pretending to be a boy, and has taken advantage of the situation that Todd put a sign in his window about, and she will be discovered, of course, and killed."
"No doubt of it."
"Definitely."
"Oh, God! Oh, God! Is there no lightning to strike me dead?"
"Oh my God! Oh my God! Is there no lightning to take me out?"
"I hope not," said Sir Richard Blunt; "I don't want a thunder storm in my parlour."
"I hope not," Sir Richard Blunt said. "I don't want a thunderstorm in my living room."
"But, sir—"
"But, sir—"
"But, Miss Wilmot. Is she there now?"
"But, Miss Wilmot. Is she there now?"
"She is—she is."
"She is who she is."
"When did she go?"
"When did she leave?"
"About two hours since. Oh, sir—you must do something—you shall do something to save her, or I will run into the streets, and call upon any passenger I meet, that has the form of a man, to aid me; I will raise the town, sir, but I will save her."
"About two hours ago. Oh, sir—you have to do something—you must do something to save her, or I will run into the streets and call on any man I see to help me; I will alert the whole town, sir, but I will save her."
"That course would be about as wise as the original advice to Miss Oakley to go upon the expedition at all. Now answer me calmly what I shall ask of you."
"That decision would be just as unwise as the original suggestion to Miss Oakley to go on the expedition in the first place. Now, please answer me calmly what I’m going to ask you."
"I will—I will."
"I will—I will."
"What is the prime cause of action that Miss Oakley projects as the result of this disguised entrance into Todd's shop, provided he be deceived by it?"
"What is the main action that Miss Oakley is suggesting will happen because of this secret entry into Todd's shop, assuming he is tricked by it?"
"To search the place upon the first opportunity for some relic of Mark Ingestrie, and so put an end to the torturing suspense regarding his fate."
"To search the place as soon as possible for any sign of Mark Ingestrie, and to finally put an end to the painful uncertainty about his fate."
Sir Richard Blunt shook his head.
Sir Richard Blunt shook his head.
"Do you think that Sweeney Todd would leave such relics within such easy acquisition and inspection? Is he the sort of man, think you, to expose himself to such danger? Oh, Miss Wilmot, this is indeed a hair-brained scheme."
"Do you really think Sweeney Todd would leave such evidence out in the open for anyone to find and examine? Is he the kind of person, do you believe, who would put himself at such risk? Oh, Miss Wilmot, this is truly a reckless plan."
"It is—it is, and I have come to you for aid, and—"
"It is—it is, and I’ve come to you for help, and—"
"Hush! Is the secret of this expedition entirely confined to you and to Miss Oakley?"
"Hush! Is the secret of this trip just between you and Miss Oakley?"
"It is—it is."
"It is—it's."
"Will her friends not miss her?"
"Won't her friends miss her?"
"No—no. All has been arranged with what now I cannot help calling a horrible ingenuity. She is like one led to slaughter, and she will pass away from the world, leaving the secret of her disappearance to you and to me only. Sir, I am young, and there are those in this great city who love me, but if Johanna be not saved, I will no longer live to be the most wretched of beings. If there can be found a poison that will let me leave the world, to cast myself at the feet of God, and of Johanna in another, I will take it."
"No—no. Everything has been arranged with what I can only describe as a terrible cleverness. She’s like someone being led to slaughter, and she will disappear from this world, leaving the secret of her fate just between you and me. Sir, I’m young, and there are people in this big city who care about me, but if Johanna isn’t saved, I won’t be able to go on living as the most miserable person. If there’s any poison that will let me leave this world, to throw myself at the feet of God and Johanna in another life, I will take it."
Sir Richard looked at his watch.
Sir Richard looked at his watch.
"An hour and a half, you say?"
"An hour and a half, you say?"
"More than that. Let me think. It was twelve—yes, it was twelve. More you see, sir, than that. Tell me, sir. Tell me at once what can be done. Speak—oh speak to me. What will you do?"
"More than that. Let me think. It was twelve—yes, it was twelve. More, you see, sir, than that. Tell me, sir. Tell me right away what can be done. Speak—oh please speak to me. What will you do?"
"I don't know, Miss Wilmot."
"I don't know, Ms. Wilmot."
With a deep sigh Arabella fainted.
With a deep sigh, Arabella passed out.
It was seldom indeed that, even amid his adventurous life, the magistrate found a circumstance that affected him so strongly as that which Arabella Wilmot had related to him. For a short time, even he, with all his powers of rapid thought, and with all the means and appliances which natural skill and practice had given him to meet any emergency, could not think of any mode of escape from the peculiarly awkward position into which this frightfully imprudent step of Johanna had plunged him.
It was rare indeed that, even during his adventurous life, the magistrate encountered a situation that impacted him as deeply as what Arabella Wilmot had told him. For a brief period, even he, with all his quick thinking and the skills and tools he had developed to handle any emergency, struggled to figure out a way to escape the particularly awkward position that Johanna's incredibly reckless action had put him in.
"My good girl," he said. "Oh, she has fainted."
"My good girl," he said. "Oh, she has fainted."
He rung a hand-bell, and, when a man appeared in answer to the summons, he said—
He rang a handbell, and when a man showed up in response to the call, he said—
"Is Mrs. Long within?"
"Is Mrs. Long home?"
"Yes, Sir Richard."
"Yes, Sir Richard."
"Then bring her here, and tell her to pay every attention to this young lady, who is a friend of mine; and when she recovers, say to her that I shall return in an hour."
"Then bring her here and tell her to pay close attention to this young woman, who is a friend of mine; and when she gets better, tell her that I'll come back in an hour."
"Certainly, Sir Richard."
"Of course, Sir Richard."
In a few moments a matronly-looking woman, who acted in that house as a sort of general manager, made her appearance, and had Arabella removed to a chamber. Before that, the magistrate had hastily put on his hat, and at a quick pace was walking towards Fleet Street. What he intended to do in the emergency—for emergency he evidently thought it was—we shall see quickly. Certain it is that, even by that time, he had made up his mind to some plan of proceeding, and our readers have sufficient knowledge of him to feel that it is likely to be the very best that could be adopted under the circumstances. Certainly Johanna had, by the bold step she had taken, brought affairs to something like a crisis, much earlier than he, Sir Richard Blunt, expected. What the result will be remains to be seen.
In a few moments, a middle-aged woman who managed the house appeared and had Arabella taken to a room. Before that, the magistrate quickly put on his hat and walked briskly toward Fleet Street. What he planned to do in this urgent situation—which he clearly viewed as an emergency—we will find out soon. It's clear that by that point, he already had a course of action in mind, and our readers know enough about him to believe it’s likely to be the best option given the situation. Indeed, Johanna's bold move had brought things to a head much sooner than Sir Richard Blunt anticipated. What the outcome will be remains to be seen.
CHAPTER LXX.
RETURNS TO JOHANNA.
We left Johanna in rather an awkward situation. The two graziers were in Todd's shop, and she—at the pronunciation of the word "pearl," which had too forcibly at the moment reminded her of the String of Pearls, which no doubt had been fatal to Mark Ingestrie—had dropped the soap-dish, and covered her face with her hands.
We left Johanna in a pretty awkward position. The two farmers were in Todd's shop, and she—at the sound of the word "pearl," which had reminded her too strongly of the String of Pearls, which had surely been deadly for Mark Ingestrie—had dropped the soap dish and covered her face with her hands.
"What is this?" cried Todd.
"What’s this?" cried Todd.
"What, sir?"
"What is it, sir?"
"What is that, I say? What do you mean by that, you stupid hound? If I only—"
"What’s that, I say? What do you mean by that, you dumb dog? If I only—"
He advanced in a threatening attitude with a razor in his hand; but Johanna quickly saw what a fault she had committed, and felt that, if she were to hope to do any good by her visit to Todd's shop, she must leave all such manifestations of feelings outside the threshold.
He approached with a menacing stance and a razor in his hand; but Johanna quickly realized the mistake she had made and understood that, if she wanted to make any positive impact during her visit to Todd's shop, she had to leave all expressions of emotion at the door.
"I have broken it," she said.
"I broke it," she said.
"To be sure you have; but—"
"Of course you do; but—"
"And then, you see, sir, I was overcome at the moment by the thought that as this was my first day here, how stupid you would think me."
"And then, you see, sir, I was overwhelmed at that moment by the thought that since this was my first day here, how foolish you would think I was."
"Stupid, indeed."
"Really foolish."
"Poor little chap," said one of the graziers. "Let him off this once, Mr. Barber—he seems a delicate little lad."
"Poor little guy," said one of the graziers. "Give him a break this time, Mr. Barber—he seems like a fragile kid."
Todd smiled. Yes, Todd admirably got up a smile, or a something that looked like a smile. It was a contortion of feature which did duty for a piece of amiability upon his face; and, in a voice that he no doubt fully intended should be dulcet and delightful, he spoke—
Todd smiled. Yes, Todd managed to put on a smile, or something that resembled one. It was a twist of his features that served as a semblance of friendliness on his face; and, in a voice that he surely intended to be sweet and charming, he spoke—
"I'm quite a fool to my feelings and to my good nature," he said. "Lord bless you, gentlemen, I could not hurt a fly—not I. I used at school to be called Affectionate Todd."
"I'm really naive when it comes to my feelings and my good nature," he said. "Honestly, gentlemen, I couldn't hurt a fly—not me. Back in school, I was called Affectionate Todd."
"In joke?" said one of the graziers.
"In joke?" said one of the ranchers.
"No, gentlemen, no; in earnest."
"No, guys, no; seriously."
"You don't say so! Well, my boy, you see no harm will come to you, as your master forgives you about the soap-dish, and we are in no sort of hurry."
"You don’t say! Well, my boy, you see that no harm will come to you, as your master has forgiven you for the soap dish, and we are not in any hurry."
"Well," said Todd, as he bustled about for another article in which to mix the lather. "Well, do you know, sir, I'm so glad to hear that you are in no hurry."
"Well," Todd said, as he hurried around looking for another item to mix the lather. "Well, you know, sir, I’m really glad to hear that you’re not in a rush."
"Indeed?"
"Really?"
"Yes, sir; because, if you are strangers in London both of you, it will give you an opportunity of seeing some of the curiosities, which will do for you to talk of when you get home, you know."
"Yes, sir; because if both of you are new to London, it will give you a chance to see some of the interesting sights that you can talk about when you get home, you know."
"Why, that would take too much time."
"That would take way too much time."
"Not at all, sir. Now, for example—Charley, my dear, whip up that lather—there's the church of St. Dunstan's, which, although I say it—Now, Charley, look sharp—is one of the greatest of London curiosities. The figures at the clock I allude to more particularly. I think you said the whiskers were to be left just as they are, sir?"
"Not at all, sir. Now, for example—Charley, my dear, whip up that lather—there's the church of St. Dunstan's, which, if I may say so—Now, Charley, pay attention—it's one of the greatest curiosities in London. I'm referring particularly to the figures on the clock. I believe you said the whiskers were to be left just as they are, sir?"
"Yes."
Yes.
"Well then, gentlemen, if you have never seen the figures in the front of old St. Dunstan's strike the chimes, it's one of those things that it's quite a pity to leave London without watching narrowly. They may talk of the Tower, sir, or of the wild beasts at Exeter Change; but give me for a sight where there is real ingenuity, the figures striking the chimes at old St. Dunstan's."
"Well then, gentlemen, if you've never seen the figures at old St. Dunstan's strike the chimes, it's something you really shouldn't miss while in London. They might rave about the Tower or the wild animals at Exeter Change, but for a true display of craftsmanship, give me the figures striking the chimes at old St. Dunstan's."
"Indeed?"
"Really?"
"Yes. Let me see. Ah, it's just a half hour nearly now, and your friend can go, although you are being shaved, and then by the time you are comfortably finished off, the next quarter will be getting on. Charley?"
"Yes. Let me see. Ah, it's just about half an hour now, and your friend can leave, even though you’re being shaved, and by the time you’re done comfortably, the next quarter will be approaching. Charley?"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"Put on your cap, and go with that gentleman to St. Dunstan's. You must cross over the way, and then you will soon see the old church and the two figures, as large as life, and five times as natural."
"Put on your cap and go with that guy to St. Dunstan's. You need to cross the street, and then you'll quickly spot the old church and the two figures, lifelike and five times more realistic."
Johanna took up the cap she had worn in her disguise, and stood by the door.
Johanna picked up the cap she had worn for her disguise and stood by the door.
"Why don't you go, Bill?" said the grazier who was being shaved.
"Why don't you go, Bill?" said the rancher who was getting a shave.
"Why, the fact is," said the other, "I would not give a pin's head to see it without you. Do you know, Mr. Barber, he makes such comical remarks at anything, that it's worth one half the fun to hear him? Oh, no, I can't go without him."
"Well, the truth is," said the other, "I wouldn't want to see it without you at all. You know, Mr. Barber, he makes such funny comments about everything that just listening to him is half the fun! Oh, no, I can't go without him."
"Very good," said Todd, "then I'll finish him off, and you shall both go together in a few moments, though I am afraid you will miss this time of the chimes striking."
"Sounds great," said Todd, "then I'll take care of him, and you both will go together in a few minutes, but I’m afraid you’ll miss the chimes ringing this time."
There was now a silence of a few moments' duration in the shop; but nothing in the shape of rage or disappointment was visible in the manner of Todd, although both of those passions were struggling at his heart.
There was now a silence lasting a few moments in the shop, but Todd didn’t show any signs of anger or disappointment, even though he was feeling both emotions deeply inside.
"Now, sir," he said at length, and with a whisk he took the cloth from under the grazier's chair. "That will do; I thank you, sir. Towel and plenty of water in that corner, sir."
"Alright, sir," he said after a moment, and with a quick motion, he pulled the cloth from beneath the grazier's chair. "That's enough; I appreciate it, sir. There’s a towel and lots of water in that corner, sir."
"Thank you."
"Thanks."
"No, I shall do," said the other grazier, in reply to a mute imitation from Todd to sit down in the shaving chair, "I shall do pretty well, I thank you, till to-morrow."
"No, I'll be fine," said the other grazier, in response to Todd's silent gesture for him to take a seat in the shaving chair, "I'll manage quite well, thank you, until tomorrow."
"Very good, sir. Hope I shall have the pleasure of your patronage another time, as well as your recommendation, gentlemen."
"Sounds great, sir. I hope to have the pleasure of your support again in the future, as well as your recommendation, gentlemen."
"You may depend," said the grazier, who had been shaved, "that we shall do all we can for you, and shall not lose sight of you."
"You can count on us," said the grazier, who had just shaved, "that we will do everything we can for you and won't forget about you."
Todd bowed like a Frenchman, and the graziers left the shop. No sooner was the door closed upon them, than his countenance altered, as if by magic, and the most wofully diabolical expression came over it, as with eyes flashing with rage, he cried—
Todd bowed like a Frenchman, and the graziers left the shop. No sooner was the door closed behind them than his face changed, as if by magic, and a horrifically wicked expression took over it. With his eyes blazing with anger, he shouted—
"Curses on you both! But I will have one of you, yet. May the bitterest curse of—but, no matter, I—"
"Curses on both of you! But I will have one of you, still. May the harshest curse of—but, never mind, I—"
"What, sir?" said Johanna. "What do you say, sir?"
"What, sir?" Johanna asked. "What do you mean, sir?"
"Hell's fury! what is that to you? Do dare you, you devil's cub, to ask me what I said? By all that's furious, I'll tear out your teeth with red-hot pincers, and scoop your eyes from their gory sockets with an old oyster knife. D—n you, I'll—I'll flay you!"
"Hell's fury! What does that matter to you? How dare you, you devil's brat, ask me what I said? By everything that's furious, I'll pull out your teeth with red-hot pliers, and scoop your eyes out from their bloody sockets with an old oyster knife. Damn you, I'll—I'll skin you alive!"
Johanna shrank back aghast. The pure spirit of the young girl, that had been used to little else but words of love and kindness, started at the furious and brutal abuse that was launched at it by Todd.
Johanna recoiled in shock. The innocent spirit of the young girl, who had mostly known words of love and kindness, was taken aback by the furious and harsh insults thrown at her by Todd.
"Did I not tell you," he continued, "that I would have no prying—no peeping—no remarking about this or the other? I'll crush the life out of you, as I would that from a mad dog!"
"Did I not tell you," he went on, "that I wouldn't tolerate any snooping—no spying—no comments about this or that? I'll do whatever it takes to get rid of you, just like I would with a rabid dog!"
A strange howling cry at the door at this moment came upon the ears of Todd. His countenance changed, and his lips moved as though he was still saying something, but he had not power to give it audibly. At length, somewhat mastering his emotion, he said—
A strange howling sound coming from the door at that moment reached Todd's ears. His expression shifted, and his lips moved as if he was still trying to say something, but he couldn’t speak it out loud. Finally, after gaining some control over his feelings, he said—
"What—what's that?"
"What’s that?"
"A dog, sir."
"A dog, sir."
"A dog! Confound all dogs."
"A dog! Damn all dogs."
Another howl, and a violent scratching at the door, was farther and most conclusive evidence of the canine character of the visitor.
Another howl and a violent scratching at the door provided further and undeniable evidence that the visitor was a dog.
"Charley," said Todd, in quite a soft tone—"Charley."
"Charley," Todd said softly, "Charley."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"Take the poor dog something to eat—or—or to drink, rather I should say. You will find a saucer in yon cupboard, with some milk in it. If—if he only, bless him, takes one lick at it, I shall be satisfied. You know, Charley, God made all things, and we should be good to his creatures."
"Take the poor dog something to eat—or—or to drink, actually. You’ll find a saucer in that cupboard with some milk in it. If—if he just, bless him, takes even a lick of it, I’ll be satisfied. You know, Charley, God made all living things, and we should be kind to his creatures."
"Yes, sir," said Johanna, with a shudder.
"Yeah, sure," Johanna replied, shivering.
She went to the cupboard, and found the saucer, in which there seemed to be a drop of fresh milk. She walked to the door, while Todd, as though he did not feel by any means sure of the pacific intentions of the dog, at once rushed into his back parlour, and locked himself in. Todd had a peep-hole from the back parlour into the shop, but he could not see further than the shop door. Moreover, Johanna's back was towards him, so he could only guess at what was going on if the dog did not actually come across the threshold. That the milk which Todd was so solicitous should be given to the dog was poisoned, occurred to Johanna in a moment; and just before opening the door, she threw it into a corner, upon some loose shavings, and odds and ends of waste paper, that were there. Johanna then opened the door. In an instant Hector, the large dog of the unfortunate Thornhill, whose identity with Mark Ingestrie appeared to be so established in the mind of Johanna, sprang upon her with an angry growl. It was only for one brief moment, however, that Hector made any such mistake as fancying Johanna to be Sweeney Todd; and then he, with an affectionate whine, licked the hands of the young girl.
She went to the cupboard and found the saucer, which had a drop of fresh milk in it. As she walked to the door, Todd, seemingly unsure of the dog’s friendly intentions, rushed into his back parlor and locked the door. Todd had a peephole from the back parlor into the shop, but he could only see as far as the shop door. Plus, Johanna's back was to him, so he could only guess what was happening unless the dog actually came through the door. It occurred to Johanna in a flash that the milk Todd was so concerned about giving to the dog was poisoned, and just before opening the door, she tossed it into a corner, landing on some loose shavings and bits of waste paper that were there. Johanna then opened the door. In an instant, Hector, the large dog of poor Thornhill, who Johanna firmly believed was the same as Mark Ingestrie, leaped at her with an angry growl. However, it was only for a brief moment that Hector mistook Johanna for Sweeney Todd; then he affectionately whined and licked the young girl's hands.
"Pison! Pison!" cried a loud voice, and in another moment, the ostler, from the coach-office opposite, rushed to the door, and caught the dog around the neck.
"Pison! Pison!" shouted a loud voice, and in a moment, the stablehand from the coach office across the street dashed to the door and grabbed the dog by the neck.
"Ah, there ye is agin. Why, what a goose of a feller you is, to be sure, Pison. Don't you know, now, as well as I do, that that barber will do you a mischief yet, you great blockhead you? Come home, will yer? Come home, now. Come along wi' yer!"
"Ah, there you are again. Honestly, what a foolish guy you are, Pison. Don't you realize, just like I do, that that barber is going to cause you trouble someday, you big idiot? Come home, will you? Come home now. Let's go!"
"Yes—yes," said Johanna. "Take him away—take him away."
"Yeah—yeah," said Johanna. "Get him out of here—get him out of here."
"Won't I, that's all. I suppose you are a young shaver? Only let me catch you a-interfering with Pison, that's all, and won't I let you know what's what, young feller."
"Won't I, that's all. I guess you're a young kid, huh? Just let me catch you messing with Pison, that's all, and you'll find out what's what, kid."
The ostler having uttered this most uncalled-for threat to poor Johanna, took Pison in triumph over the way. Johanna closed the door.
The stable worker, having made this completely unnecessary threat to poor Johanna, took Pison in triumph down the road. Johanna closed the door.
"Is he gone?" said Todd.
"Is he gone?" Todd asked.
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"And the milk? Is that gone, likewise?"
"And the milk? Is that also gone?"
"Every drop of it."
"Every drop of it."
"Ha! ha! ha! Well—well. Only to think, now. Ha! ha! I hope that milk won't disagree with the noble animal. How fond I am of him! How often he has been over here, in his little pretty playful way, to try and bite pieces out of my legs. Bless him. If now that milk should give him a stomach ache, what a pity it would be. Did I hear a man's voice?"
"Ha! ha! ha! Well—well. Just think about it. Ha! ha! I hope that milk doesn't upset the noble animal. I really like him! He often comes over here, in his cute, playful way, trying to bite my legs. Bless him. If that milk gives him a stomach ache, what a shame that would be. Did I hear a man's voice?"
"Yes, sir; some man came and called the dog away."
"Yeah, a guy came and took the dog away."
"How good of him, and what a pity it would have been if he had called the noble animal away before the milk was all consumed. Dear me, some people would grudge a creature a drop of milk. A-hem—Charley?"
"How nice of him, and what a shame it would have been if he had taken the noble animal away before the milk was finished. Goodness, some people would begrudge a creature even a drop of milk. A-hem—Charley?"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, boss."
"I am going out."
"I'm going out."
Johanna's heart beat rapidly.
Johanna's heart raced.
"If any one should come, you can say it is of no use their waiting, for I am gone to shave and dress a whole family, at some distance off, and may not be back for some hours; but, Charley, for your own private information, let me tell you that I may look in at any moment, and that, although I shall be busy, I shall be able to come in for a minute or so, when I am least expected."
"If anyone shows up, you can tell them it's pointless to wait because I've gone to shave and groom a whole family a bit away, and I might not be back for a few hours. But, Charley, just for your information, I might drop by at any moment. Even though I'll be busy, I can pop in for a minute or so when it's least expected."
Todd gave an awful leer at Johanna as he spoke.
Todd gave a terrible grin at Johanna as he spoke.
"Yes, sir," she said.
"Yes, sir," she replied.
Todd carefully locked the parlour door.
Todd locked the living room door carefully.
"Charley. How do you like your place?"
"Charley. What do you think of your place?"
"Very well, sir; and I think in a little time I shall like it better."
"Alright, sir; and I think in a little while I'll like it more."
"Good lad! Good lad! Well, well. Perhaps I ought not to say too much so soon, but if you merit my esteem, Charley, I shall do as much for you as I did for the last lad I had. After some term of service with me, I provided him with an independant home. A large house, and a garden. Ha!"
"Good boy! Good boy! Well, well. Maybe I shouldn’t say too much right now, but if you earn my respect, Charley, I’ll do as much for you as I did for the last boy I had. After a while working with me, I set him up with an independent home. A big house, and a garden. Ha!"
"How very kind."
"That's really kind."
"Yes. Very."
"Definitely. Absolutely."
"And is he happy?"
"Is he happy?"
"Quite, in a manner of speaking, notwithstanding human nature is prone to be discontented, and there are persons, who would sigh, if in Paradise, for some change, even if it were to a region supposed to be its opposite zone. Charley, however, I think will be of a different mind; and when your time comes—which it certainly will—Ha!—to reap the fruits of your service with me, I am sure that no one will hear you complain."
"Sure, in a way, even though human nature tends to be unsatisfied, there are people who would sigh for some change, even if they were in Paradise, wishing to move to a place that's thought to be its opposite. Charley, however, I believe will feel differently; and when your time comes—which it definitely will—Ha!—to enjoy the rewards of your work with me, I’m sure no one will hear you complain."
"I will not be ungrateful sir."
"I'm not ungrateful, sir."
"Well, well, we shall see; and now while I am gone let there be no peeping or prying about. No attempts to open doors or force locks. No scrambling to look upon shelves or raking in odd corners. If you do—I—Ha! ha! I will cut your throat, Charley, with the bluntest razor I have. Ha!"
"Alright, we’ll see what happens; but while I’m away, no snooping around. No trying to open doors or force locks. No rummaging through shelves or digging in strange corners. If you do—I—Ha! ha! I’ll cut your throat, Charley, with the dullest razor I have. Ha!"
Todd had got on his gloves by this time, and then he left the shop. Johanna was alone! Yes, there she was, at last, alone in that dreadful place, which now for days upon days had been food for her young imagination. There she was in that place, which her waking thoughts and her dreams had alike peopled with horrors. There she was between those walls, which had perchance echoed to the last despairing death cry of him whom she had loved better than life itself. There she was in the very atmosphere of murders. His blood might form part of the stains that were upon the dingy walls and the begrimed floor. Oh, it was horrible!
Todd had put on his gloves by now, and then he left the shop. Johanna was alone! Yes, there she was, finally alone in that awful place, which for days and days had fed her young imagination. There she was in that spot, which her waking thoughts and dreams had both filled with terrors. There she was between those walls, which might have echoed the last desperate cry of the one she had loved more than life itself. There she was in the very atmosphere of murder. His blood might be part of the stains on the grimy walls and the dirty floor. Oh, it was horrifying!
"God help me now! God help me now!" said Johanna, as she covered her face with her hands and wept convulsively.
"God help me now! God help me now!" Johanna cried, covering her face with her hands and sobbing uncontrollably.
She heard a faint sound. It was the chiming of St. Dunstan's clock, and she started. It put her in mind that time, her great ally, now was fleeting.
She heard a soft sound. It was the chime of St. Dunstan's clock, and it startled her. It reminded her that time, her greatest ally, was now slipping away.
"Away tears!" she cried as she dashed the heavy moisture from her long eye-lashes. "Away tears! I have been strong in purpose. I have already waded through a sea of horrors, and I must be firm now. The time has come. The time that I looked forward to when I thus attired myself, and thought it possible to deceive this dreadful man. Courage! Courage! I have now much to do."
"Away with the tears!" she exclaimed as she wiped the heavy moisture from her long eyelashes. "Away with the tears! I've been strong in my resolve. I've already made it through so many horrors, and I need to stay firm now. The moment has arrived. The moment I looked forward to when I dressed like this, believing I could fool this terrifying man. I need courage! I need courage! I have a lot to do now."
First she crept to the door and looked out into the street. A vague suspicion that Todd, after all, might only be watching near at hand, somewhere, took possession of her. She looked long and anxiously to the right and to the left, but she saw nothing of him. Then she fastened the door upon the inside.
First, she quietly approached the door and peeked out into the street. A vague suspicion grew in her mind that Todd might be watching nearby after all. She glanced anxiously to the right and the left, but she didn’t see him anywhere. Then she locked the door from the inside.
"If he should return very suddenly," she said, "I shall have notice of it by his efforts to open the door. That will give me a moment for preparation possibly."
"If he comes back unexpectedly," she said, "I'll know by his attempts to open the door. That should give me a moment to get ready, hopefully."
Then with such an anxious look as no language could do justice to in its delineation, Johanna looked round the shop. Where was she to begin her investigation? There were drawers, cupboards, chests, shelves. What was she to look at first? or was she in dread of some contrivances of Todd's to find out that she had looked at all, yet at this the last moment, forego the risk and rush into the street and so home?
Then, with a worried expression that words couldn't fully describe, Johanna glanced around the shop. Where was she supposed to start her search? There were drawers, cupboards, chests, and shelves. What should she examine first? Or was she afraid of some traps Todd had set up to discover that she had looked at everything, yet at this last moment, decide against the risk and run out into the street and head home?
"No, no! I am in God's hands," she said, "and I will not flinch."
"No, no! I'm in God's hands," she said, "and I won't back down."
And yet, although she felt that she was quite alone in that place, how cautiously she trod. How gently she touched one thing and then another, and with what a shudder she laid her hand for a moment to steady herself, upon the arm of the shaving chair. By so leaning upon it she found that it was a fixture; and upon a further examination of it, she found that it was nailed or screwed to the floor firmly. It was an old fashioned massive chair, with a wide deep reclining seat. A strange feeling of horror came over her as she regarded it.
And yet, even though she felt completely alone in that place, she moved so carefully. She touched one thing after another so gently, and she felt a shiver as she placed her hand for a moment to steady herself on the arm of the shaving chair. By leaning on it, she discovered it was a permanent fixture; and upon further inspection, she realized it was securely nailed or screwed to the floor. It was an old-fashioned, heavy chair with a wide, deep reclining seat. A strange sense of horror washed over her as she looked at it.
CHAPTER LXXI.
THE MYSTERIOUS LETTER.
What was there in the chair that Johanna should for some few moments, now that she had begun to look at it, not be able to take her eyes off it? She tried to shake it, but it was as fast as a rock, and for all she knew it was quite usual to have a shaving chair fixed to the floor. In all likelihood it was in the best position for light which the dingy shop afforded. She left the chair at last, and then a large cupboard in one corner of the room attracted her attention. It was locked. In vain did she try to force it open. It would not yield. She tried, too, the parlour door without effect. That was quite fast; but as she turned the handle of the lock, she fancied she heard, or she really did hear something move in the room. A faint feeling came over her for a moment, and she was glad to hold by the wall, close at hand, to support herself.
What was it about the chair that made Johanna unable to take her eyes off it for a few moments? She tried to shake it, but it was as solid as a rock, and for all she knew, it was perfectly normal for a shaving chair to be fixed to the floor. It was probably positioned in the best spot for light that the dingy shop could offer. Eventually, she moved away from the chair, and her attention was drawn to a large locked cupboard in one corner of the room. She tried to force it open, but it wouldn’t budge. She also tried the parlor door, but it was locked tight; however, as she turned the handle, she thought she heard something move inside the room. A fleeting sense of unease washed over her, and she was relieved to lean against the wall nearby for support.
"It must have been fancy," she said faintly. "I am learning nothing, and the time is flying fast."
"It must have been great," she said quietly. "I'm not learning anything, and time is passing quickly."
A kind of counter ran parallel to the window, and beneath it was a space covered in by doors. Todd surely had forgotten that, for one of the doors was open. Johanna looked in and beheld quite a collection of sticks and umbrellas. Some clothing too lay upon the lowest shelf. With trembling hands, Johanna pulled at the sleeve of some article and found it to be a jacket, such as a sailor of the better sort might wear, for it was exquisitively fine, and had no end of silver buttons upon it. Her sight was dimmed by tears, as she said to herself—
A counter ran alongside the window, and underneath it was a space covered by doors. Todd must have forgotten about that, because one of the doors was open. Johanna peered inside and saw quite a collection of sticks and umbrellas. Some clothes were also lying on the bottom shelf. With trembling hands, Johanna tugged at the sleeve of an item and discovered it was a jacket, like something a high-class sailor might wear, as it was exquisitely fine and had countless silver buttons on it. Her vision blurred with tears as she whispered to herself—
"Oh, God! was this his?"
"Oh, my God! Was this his?"
She held the jacket up to the light, and she found the breast portion of it stained, and all the buttons there tarnished. What was it but blood? The blood of the hapless wearer of that article of dress, that produced such an effect; but yet how was she to prove to herself that it had been Mark Ingestrie? Then it was that the thought struck her of how ill conceived had been that undertaking, which might, in the midst of all its frightful dangers, only end in furnishing her with more food for the most horrible surmises, without banishing one sad image of her imagination, or confirming one dreadful dream of the fate of her lover.
She held the jacket up to the light and noticed the front part was stained, and all the buttons were tarnished. What could it be but blood? The blood of the unfortunate person who wore this jacket, which created such a shocking effect; but how could she prove to herself that it was Mark Ingestrie? That's when it hit her how poorly thought out that mission had been, which might, despite all its terrifying risks, only end up giving her more material for the most terrible speculations, without erasing any sad images from her mind or confirming any awful nightmares about her lover's fate.
"'Tis all in vain!" she gasped. "All in vain! I shall know nothing, and only feel more desolate. It would be a mercy if that were to kill me! Ah! no. Not yet—not yet!"
"What's the point!" she gasped. "What's the point! I won't know anything, and I'll just feel more alone. It would be a mercy if that were to kill me! Ah! No. Not yet—not yet!"
Some one was trying the handle of the shop door. With frightful energy Johanna hid the jacket, but not in its proper place, for she only thrust it beneath the cushion of a chair close at hand, and then shutting the door of the receptacle beneath the counter, she rose to her feet, and with a face pale as monumental marble, and her hands clasped rigidly, she said—
Someone was trying the handle of the shop door. With a surge of panic, Johanna hid the jacket, but not in the right spot; she just shoved it under the cushion of a nearby chair. Then, after closing the storage door beneath the counter, she stood up, her face as pale as a statue, and with her hands clasped tightly, she said—
"Who—who is there?"
"Who’s there?"
"Hilloa! Open the door!" said a voice.
"Hilloa! Open the door!" called a voice.
Some one again tried the handle, and then kicked vigorously at the lower panel.
Someone tried the handle again and then kicked hard at the lower panel.
"Patience," said Johanna, "patience."
"Patience," Johanna said, "patience."
She opened the door.
She unlocked the door.
"Is Mr. Todd at hand?" said a lad.
"Is Mr. Todd here?" said a boy.
"No—no."
"Nope."
"You are his boy, are you not?"
"You're his guy, right?"
"I am."
"I am."
"Then take this."
"Here, take this."
The lad handed a sealed letter to Johanna, and in a moment left the door. She held the letter in her hand scarcely looking at it. Of course she thought it was for Todd, but after a few moments her eyes fell upon the superscription, and there, to her surprise, she read as follows—
The guy handed a sealed letter to Johanna, and moments later, he left through the door. She held the letter in her hand without really looking at it. Naturally, she assumed it was for Todd, but after a few moments, her eyes landed on the address, and there, to her surprise, she read as follows—
"To Miss Oakley, who is requested to read the enclosed quickly, and secretly, and then to destroy it."
"To Miss Oakley, please read the enclosed quickly and in secret, and then dispose of it."

Johanna Receives A Mysterious Letter In Todd's Shop.
Johanna Gets a Mysterious Letter in Todd's Shop.
To tear open the letter was the work of a moment. The sheet of paper tumbled in Johanna's hands as she read as follows—
To rip open the letter took just a moment. The sheet of paper fluttered in Johanna's hands as she read the following—
"From Sir Richard Blunt to Miss Oakley.
From Sir Richard Blunt to Miss Oakley.
"Miss Oakley, the expedition upon which you are at present says much more for your courage and chivalrous spirit than it can ever say for your discretion or the discretion of her who permitted you so far to commit your life to such chances. You should, considering your youth and sex, have left it to others to carry out such schemes; and it is well that those others are aware of your position, and so, in a great measure, enabled to shield you from, perhaps, the worst consequences of your great indiscretion, for it cannot be called anything else.
"Miss Oakley, the expedition you’re currently on speaks more to your courage and noble spirit than it does to your judgment or the judgment of the person who allowed you to risk your life like this. Given your age and gender, you should have let others handle such plans; it’s a good thing those others understand your situation and are mostly able to protect you from, quite possibly, the worst outcomes of your serious mistake, as it can only be described that way."
"Your young friend, Miss Wilmot, herself awakened, when, thank God, it was not too late, to the utter romantic character of the office, and communicated all to me. I blame both you and her very much indeed, and cannot speak in too strong language of the reprehensible character of your expedition; and now, my dear girl, do not be under any kind of apprehension, for you are well looked after, and Sweeney Todd shall not hurt a hair of your head.
"Your young friend, Miss Wilmot, opened her eyes, thank God, just in time to the completely romantic nature of the situation and told me everything. I hold both you and her in a lot of blame, and I can't express strongly enough how unacceptable your adventure was; but now, my dear girl, don't worry at all, because you are well taken care of, and Sweeney Todd won't lay a finger on you."
"If you should find yourself in any danger, seize the first small heavy article at hand and throw it, with all the strength you can, through the shop window. Assistance will immediately come to you.
"If you ever find yourself in any danger, grab the first small heavy object you can find and throw it with all your strength through the shop window. Help will come to you right away."
"And now, as you are where you are, I pray you to have confidence in me, and to remain until some one shall come to you and say 'St. Dunstan,' upon which you will know that he is a friend, and you will follow his directions.
"And now, as you find yourself here, I ask you to trust me and to stay put until someone arrives and says 'St. Dunstan,' at which point you'll know he's a friend, and you should follow his instructions."
"God bless you.—
"Bless you."
"Richard Blunt."
"Richard Blunt."
Every word of this letter fell like sunshine upon the heart of Johanna, and she could not help mentally ejaculating—
Every word of this letter felt like sunshine on Johanna's heart, and she couldn't help but think—
"I am saved—I am saved! Yes—yes? I am not deserted. Strong, bold, good men will look to me. Oh! what kindness breathes in every sentence of this letter! Yes—yes; I am not forsaken—not forsaken!"
"I’m saved—I’m saved! Yes—really? I’m not alone. Strong, brave, good men will support me. Oh! How kind every sentence in this letter is! Yes—yes; I’m not abandoned—not abandoned!"
Tears came into the eyes of the young girl, and she wept abundantly. Her overcharged heart was relieving itself. After a few moments she began to be more composed, and had just crumpled up the letter and cast it into the fire for fear of accidents, when a shadow darkened the door-way, she saw Todd looking in above the curtain that was over the upper half of the door, and partially concealed some panes of glass that were let into it. As soon as Todd saw Johanna's eyes upon him, he entered the shop.
Tears filled the young girl's eyes, and she cried a lot. Her overwhelmed heart was letting go. After a few moments, she started to calm down and had just crumpled up the letter and thrown it into the fire to avoid any accidents when a shadow darkened the doorway. She saw Todd looking in above the curtain that covered the top half of the door and partially hid some of the glass panes. As soon as Todd noticed Johanna looking at him, he stepped into the shop.
"What's that?" he said, pointing to the burning letter.
"What's that?" he asked, pointing to the burning letter.
"Paper, sir."
"Paper, please."
"What paper?"
"What document?"
"A bill that a boy left. Something about Churchwardens, sir, and the parish of St. Brides, Fleet Street, and how things mean to—"
"A bill that a boy left. Something about church wardens, sir, and the parish of St. Brides, Fleet Street, and how things are supposed to—"
"Bah! any one else been?"
"Bah! Has anyone else been?"
"No, sir."
"No, thanks."
Todd stood in the middle of the shop, and cast his eyes slowly round him, to see that all was as he had left. Then in a low growling tone, he added—
Todd stood in the middle of the shop and slowly looked around to make sure everything was as he had left it. Then, in a low grumbling voice, he added—
"No peeping and prying, eh? No rummaging in odd corners, and looking at things that don't concern you, eh?"
"No peeking and snooping, right? No digging around in strange places and checking out things that aren't your business, okay?"
"Certainly not, sir."
"Definitely not, sir."
Johanna crept close to the counter upon which lay a tolerably large piece of stone used for grinding razors upon. She thought that would do very well to throw through the window, and she kept an eye upon it with that intent, if such an act should by a trick of Todd's appear to be necessary. Todd took the key of the parlour-door from his pocket, and placed it in the lock. Before he opened the door, though, he turned the handle, and as he did so Johanna thought that he inclined his head and listened attentively. She threw down a chair, which made a lumbering noise.
Johanna quietly moved closer to the counter where a fairly large stone used for grinding razors sat. She figured that would be perfect to throw through the window, so she kept an eye on it in case Todd's tricks made that necessary. Todd took the key to the parlor door from his pocket and put it in the lock. Before opening the door, he turned the handle, and Johanna noticed that he seemed to lean in and listen closely. She dropped a chair, creating a loud noise.
"Confound you," roared Todd.
"Damn you," roared Todd.
He passed into the parlour; but in a moment, with a glance of fury, he looked out, saying—
He walked into the living room; but in a moment, with a furious glance, he looked out, saying—
"You tried this door?"
"Have you tried this door?"
"I, sir?" said Johanna, creeping closer still to the sharpening stone.
"I, sir?" Johanna asked, inching even closer to the sharpening stone.
"Yes, villain, you. At least, I think so—I am pretty sure; but mark me, if I were quite sure, you should suffer for it."
"Yes, you, villain. At least, I think so—I’m pretty sure; but listen to me, if I were completely sure, you would pay for it."
He closed the door again; and then when he was alone, he placed his two hands upon his head for a few moments, and said—
He closed the door again; and then when he was alone, he placed his hands on his head for a few moments and said—
"What does it mean? A boy brought him a letter; I saw him come and go. At least it looked like a letter. Could it be the bill he spoke of, and then the sudden upset of that chair, which prevented me from hearing if the piece of cat-gut I had fastened to the handle of the door had been moved, before I touched it or not. I will kill him. That is safe. It is the only plan; I will kill all who is now in my way. All—all. Yes, I will, if needs be, wade up to my neck in blood to the accomplishment of my wishes."
"What does it mean? A boy brought him a letter; I saw him come and go. At least it looked like a letter. Could it be the bill he talked about, and then the sudden upset of that chair, which kept me from hearing if the piece of cat-gut I had tied to the door handle had been moved before I touched it? I will kill him. That's for sure. It's the only plan; I will kill anyone who is now in my way. Everyone—yes, I will, if necessary, wade up to my neck in blood to achieve my goals."
Todd went to a cupboard and got out a large knife, such as is used by slaughtermen in the shambles, and hid it under the table cover, but in such a place that he could lay hold of it and draw it out in a moment.
Todd went to a cupboard and took out a large knife, like the ones used by butchers, and hid it under the tablecloth, but in a spot where he could grab it and pull it out in an instant.
"Charley," he cried, "Charley."
"Charley," he shouted, "Charley."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"Step in here a moment; I want you, my boy."
"Come in here for a second; I need you, my boy."
"Shall I or shall I not," thought Johanna. "Is this danger, or only the appearance of it? Heaven direct me now! Oh, what shall I do? What shall I do?"
"Should I or shouldn't I?" Johanna thought. "Is this real danger, or just the way it looks? Please help me now! What should I do? What should I do?"
"Charley? Are you coming, my boy?"
"Charley? You coming, buddy?"
"Yes, sir, I—I am coming. God protect me!"
"Yes, sir, I—I’m on my way. God help me!"
"The barber at home?" cried a voice at the door; and in another moment a man with a ruddy, jolly-looking countenance, made his appearance in the shop. "Barber at home, eh? my little lad?"
"The barber at home?" shouted a voice at the door; and in a moment, a man with a cheerful, rosy face walked into the shop. "Barber at home, huh? my little guy?"
"Yes—yes."
"Absolutely—absolutely."
Johanna heard a bitter execration come from the lips of Todd; and then with quite a serene smile upon his face, as though he were in the most unruffled mood possible, he made his appearance.
Johanna heard a bitter curse come from Todd; and then, with a calm smile on his face, as if he were in the most relaxed mood imaginable, he showed up.
"Could you make me a wig?" said the man, taking off his hat, and showing that his hair was closely cropped.
"Can you make me a wig?" the man asked, removing his hat to reveal his very short hair.
"Certainly, sir. If you will sit down and allow me to measure your head, I shall have great pleasure—Charley!"
"Of course, sir. If you could sit down and let me measure your head, I would be very happy—Charley!"
"Yes, Sir."
"Yes, sir."
"You can go to Lovett's, in Bell-yard, and get your dinner now. There's two-pence for you, my lad, and if you have not yet tasted Mrs. Lovett's pies, you will say when you do, that they are the most delicious things in the whole world of cookery."
"You can head over to Lovett's in Bell-yard and get your dinner now. Here’s two pence for you, my lad, and if you haven't tried Mrs. Lovett's pies yet, you'll say when you do that they are the most delicious things in the entire world of cooking."
"Shaved, if you please," said another man, walking into the shop, and pouncing down upon a chair as though it were his own property. "Ah dear me, I'm tired rather. Don't hurry yourself, Mr. Todd, I can wait while you are doing what you have to do for that gentleman."
"Shaved, if you don’t mind," said another guy, walking into the shop and plopping down in a chair like it belonged to him. "Oh dear, I’m pretty tired. No need to rush, Mr. Todd; I can wait while you take care of that gentleman."
"Charley," said Todd, with quite a sweet expression of face. "You need not go just yet; I want the hot water. See to it."
"Charley," Todd said with a really sweet look on his face. "You don’t have to leave just yet; I need the hot water. Can you take care of that?"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
Todd then, in the most careful and business-like manner, proceeded to take the measure of the gentleman's head for a "real head of hair," and when he had finished, he said—
Todd then, in the most careful and professional way, began to measure the gentleman's head for a "real head of hair," and when he was done, he said—
"Now, sir, if you will leave it all to me, I will match your hair to a shade."
"Now, sir, if you leave it all to me, I’ll match your hair to a color."
"Match it?"
"Match it?"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"But that's just what I don't want. I have had my hair all cut off, and am going to wear a wig, for the sole reason that I have got tired of the old colour."
"But that's exactly what I don't want. I had all my hair cut off and I'm going to wear a wig, simply because I'm tired of the old color."
"Well then, sir, what colour do you propose now?"
"Well then, sir, what color do you suggest now?"
"A few shades lighter than my own. But pray shave this gentleman, and I will tell you how I wish it to look at my leisure."
"A few shades lighter than my own. But please shave this guy, and I'll tell you how I want it to look when I have some time."
The man took a seat and crossed one leg over the other with the most home sort of look in the world; and the one who had come in to be shaved plumped into the shaving chair, and gave his chin a rub as though he would say "I don't care how soon you begin."
The man sat down and casually crossed one leg over the other, looking completely at home. Meanwhile, the guy who entered to get shaved dropped into the chair and rubbed his chin, as if to say, "I don't care how soon you start."
Todd smiled.
Todd grinned.
"Charley, the lather."
"Charley, the soap maker."
"Yes, sir. Here it is."
"Sure thing. Here it is."
"Here, my little man," said the gentleman in want of a wig. "If you can tie a bow, just make one in front of my cravat.—A small one."
"Here you go, kid," said the man who needed a wig. "If you can tie a bow, just make a little one in front of my tie."
The gentleman slipped a small piece of paper into Johanna's jacket pocket.
The guy slipped a small piece of paper into Johanna's jacket pocket.
CHAPTER LXXII.
ANOTHER VICTIM.
Johanna started.
Johanna began.
"St. Dunstan's," said the stranger.
"St. Dunstan's," said the stranger.
"What?" said Todd.
"What?" Todd asked.
"St. Dunstan's last Sunday, I don't think was so highly-scented with the flavour of the grave as usual."
"St. Dunstan's last Sunday didn't seem to have the same heavy atmosphere of death as usual."
"Oh," said Todd.
"Oh," Todd said.
Johanna trembled, for certainly Todd looked suspicious, and yet what could he have seen? Literally nothing, for he was so situated that the slight action of the stranger, in putting the slip of paper into her jacket-pocket, must have escaped him with all his watchfulness. She gathered courage. Todd glanced at her, saying—
Johanna trembled, because Todd definitely looked suspicious, but what could he have seen? Absolutely nothing, since he was positioned in such a way that the brief movement of the stranger slipping the piece of paper into her jacket pocket should have gone unnoticed despite his alertness. She mustered some courage. Todd looked her way and said—
"What is the matter, Charley? you don't look well at all, my lad."
"What’s wrong, Charley? You don’t look well at all, my friend."
"I am not very well, sir."
"I'm not feeling well, sir."
"How sorry I am; I think, do you know, Charley,"—Todd was lathering the man's face as he spoke—"that one of Mrs. Lovett's hot pies would be the thing for you."
"How sorry I am; I think, you know, Charley,"—Todd was lathering the man's face as he spoke—"that one of Mrs. Lovett's hot pies would be perfect for you."
"Very likely, sir."
"Probably, sir."
"Then, I think I can manage now to spare you."
"Then, I think I can handle letting you go now."
As he said this, Todd bent an eagle glance upon the gentleman who had ordered the wig, and it seemed as if he doled out his words to Johanna with a kind of reference to the movements of that personage. The gentleman had found a hat-brush, and was carefully rubbing up his hat.
As he said this, Todd shot a sharp glance at the man who had ordered the wig, and it felt like he was delivering his words to Johanna while keeping that person in mind. The man had found a hat brush and was diligently polishing his hat.
"I do hope," he said, "that the wig will be as natural as possible."
"I really hope," he said, "that the wig looks as natural as possible."
"Depend upon it, sir," said Todd. "I'll warrant if you look in here, and try it on some day when there's no one here but you and I to set you against it, you will never complain of it."
"Count on it, sir," Todd said. "I can guarantee that if you check this out on a day when it's just you and me here, you won't have any complaints about it."
"No doubt. Good morning."
"Definitely. Good morning."
Todd made his best bow, accompanied by the flourish of his razor, that made the man who was being shaved shrink again, as the reflected light from its highly-polished blade flashed again in his eyes.
Todd made his best bow, accompanied by a flourish of his razor, which caused the man being shaved to shrink back again, as the reflected light from its highly polished blade flashed in his eyes.
"Now, Charley, I think you may go for your pie," added Todd, "and don't hurry, for if anything is wrong with your stomach, that will only make it worse, you know."
"Now, Charley, I think you can go get your pie," added Todd, "and take your time, because if something's off with your stomach, rushing will only make it worse, you know."
"You are a good master to the lad," said the man who was lathered ready for shaving.
"You’re a good boss to the kid," said the man who was lathered up and ready for shaving.
"I hope so, sir," said Todd. "With the help of Providence we all ought to do our best in this world, and yet what a deal of wickedness and suffering there is in it too."
"I hope so, sir," Todd said. "With Providence's help, we should all try our best in this world, yet there's so much wickedness and suffering in it as well."
"Ah, there is."
"Ah, there it is."
"I am sure, sir, it makes my heart bleed sometimes to think of the amount of suffering that only twenty-four hours of this sad work-a-day world sees. But I was always of a tender and sympathetic turn from my cradle—yes from my cradle."
"I’m sure, sir, it breaks my heart sometimes to think about the level of suffering that just twenty-four hours in this sad, everyday world brings. But I have always been tender and sympathetic ever since I was a baby—yes, ever since I was a baby."
Todd made here one of his specially horrible grimaces, which the man happened to see in a glass opposite to him, the reflective focus of which Todd had not calculated upon; and then as the sympathetic barber stropped his razor, the man looked at him as though he would have speculated upon how could such an article looked in a cradle.
Todd made one of his particularly awful faces, which the man happened to see in a mirror across from him, a reflection Todd hadn't anticipated; and then, while the sympathetic barber sharpened his razor, the man looked at him as if he were trying to imagine what such a thing would have looked like in a crib.
"Now, sir, a little to this side. Are you going, Charley?"
"Hey, over here a bit. Are you leaving, Charley?"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"That will do, sir. I'll polish you off very shortly, indeed, sir. Are you going, Charley?"
"That’s enough, sir. I’ll wrap this up for you very soon, sir. Are you heading out, Charley?"
Johanna darted from the shop, and the moment she got clear of it, she by natural impulse drew the little slip of paper from her pocket, and read upon it—
Johanna rushed out of the shop, and as soon as she was free of it, she instinctively pulled the small piece of paper from her pocket and read it—
"Miss O. do not if you can help it leave any one alone in Todd's shop, as circumstances may prevent us from always following his customers in; but if you should be forced to leave while any one is there, knock at No. 133 Fleet Street. This is from your friend R. B."
"Miss O., try not to leave anyone alone in Todd's shop if you can help it, since circumstances might sometimes stop us from following his customers inside. But if you have to leave while someone is there, knock at No. 133 Fleet Street. This is from your friend R. B."
"133?" said Johanna, as she glanced around her, "133? Ah, it is close at hand. Here—here."
"133?" Johanna said as she looked around, "133? Ah, it's nearby. Here—here."
The number was only a short distance from Todd's, and Johanna was making her way to it, when some one stopped her.
The place was just a short walk from Todd's, and Johanna was heading there when someone stopped her.
"From Todd's," said a voice.
"From Todd's," said someone.
"Yes—yes. A man is there."
"Yes—yes. There's a man."
"Alone?"
"By yourself?"
"Yes, and—"
"Yeah, and—"
Before she could say another word the stranger darted from her, and made his way into Todd's shop. Johanna paused, and shrinking into a doorway, stood trembling like an aspen leaf.
Before she could say anything else, the stranger darted away from her and headed into Todd's shop. Johanna paused, shrinking back into a doorway, trembling like a quaking aspen leaf.
"Oh, Heaven!" she ejaculated, "into what a sea of troubles have I plunged. Murder and I will become familiar, and I shall learn to breathe an atmosphere of blood. Oh, horror! horror! horror!"
"Oh, heaven!" she exclaimed, "into what a sea of troubles have I plunged. Murder and I will become familiar, and I will learn to breathe an atmosphere of blood. Oh, horror! horror! horror!"
The crowd in that dense thoroughfare passed on, and no one took heed of the seeming boy, as he wept and sobbed in that doorway. Some had no time to waste upon the sorrows of other people;—some buttoned up their pockets as though they feared that the tears that stood upon that pale face were but the preludes to some pecuniary demand;—others again passed on rapidly, for they were so comfortable and cosy that they really could not have their feelings lacerated by any tale of misery, not they. And so Johanna wept alone.
The crowd on that busy street kept moving, and no one noticed the boy in the doorway as he cried. Some didn't have time to care about other people's problems; some closed their pockets as if they worried that the tears on his pale face might lead to a request for money; others rushed by, too comfortable and cozy to let any story of suffering bother them. And so, Johanna wept alone.
Ding dong! ding dong!
Ding dong! Ding dong!
What is that? Oh, St. Dunstan's chimes. How long has she been from the shop? Shall she return to it, or fly at once and seek for refuge from all the sorrows and from all the horrors that surround her, in the arms of her father?
What’s that? Oh, St. Dunstan's chimes. How long has she been away from the shop? Should she go back, or should she leave right away and find comfort from all the pain and the terrors around her in her father’s arms?
"Direct me, oh God!" she cried.
"Guide me, oh God!" she exclaimed.
Some one suddenly clasps her arm.
Someone suddenly grabs her arm.
"Johanna! Johanna!"
"Johanna! Johanna!"
It was Arabella Wilmot.
It was Arabella Wilmot.

Johanna Disguised As A Boy, Is Found Weeping By Arabella, Near St. Dunstan's.
Johanna, disguised as a boy, is found crying by Arabella near St. Dunstan's.
"Johanna—dear, dear Johanna, you are safe—quite safe. Come home now—oh, come—oh, come—come."
"Johanna—my dear, dear Johanna, you’re safe—totally safe. Come home now—oh, please—oh, please—come."
"You here, Arabella?"
"Are you here, Arabella?"
"Yes, I am mad—mad!—at least, I was going mad, Johanna; in my agony to know what had become of you, and notwithstanding I have told Sir Richard Blunt, I had no faith in the love and the courage of any one but myself. I was coming to Todd's."
"Yes, I was furious—furious!—at least, I was losing my mind, Johanna; in my desperation to find out what happened to you, and even though I told Sir Richard Blunt, I didn't believe in anyone's love and bravery except my own. I was on my way to Todd's."
"To Todd's?"
"To Todd's place?"
"Yes, dear, to Todd's. I could no longer exist unless I saw with my own eyes that you were safe."
"Yes, honey, to Todd's. I couldn't go on unless I saw with my own eyes that you were okay."
"What a fatal step that might have been."
"What a disastrous move that could have been."
"It might. Perhaps it would; but God, in his goodness, has again, my dear Johanna, averted it by enabling me to meet you here. Come home now—come at once."
"It might. Maybe it would; but God, in his goodness, has once again, my dear Johanna, prevented it by allowing me to meet you here. Come home now—come right away."
"Yes, I—I think—"
"Yeah, I—I think—"
"Come—come;—you have done already much. Let, for the future, your feelings be, that for Mark Ingestrie you have adventured what not one girl in a million would adventure."
"Come on—you’ve already done a lot. From now on, remember that for Mark Ingestrie, you’ve risked what not one girl in a million would dare to."
At this mention of the name of Mark Ingestrie, a sharp cry of mental agony burst from the lips of Johanna.
At the mention of Mark Ingestrie's name, a sharp cry of mental anguish escaped Johanna's lips.
"Oh, I thank you, Arabella."
"Oh, thank you, Arabella."
"Thank me?"
"Thank me?"
"Yes, you have recalled me to myself. You have, by the mention of that name, recalled me to my duty, from which I was shrinking and falling away. You have told me in the most eloquent language that could be used that as yet I have done nothing for him who is, dead or alive, my heart's best treasure."
"Yes, you’ve brought me back to myself. By mentioning that name, you reminded me of my duty, from which I was avoiding and drifting away. You’ve expressed in the most powerful way possible that I still haven’t done anything for the one who is, whether dead or alive, my heart's greatest treasure."
"Oh, Johanna, you will kill me."
"Oh, Johanna, you're going to be the death of me."
"No, Arabella—no. Good bye. Go home, love—go home, and—and pray for me—pray for me!"
"No, Arabella—no. Goodbye. Go home, my love—go home, and—and pray for me—pray for me!"
"Johanna, for mercy's sake! what are you about to do? Speak to me. Do not look upon me in that way. What are you about to to do, Johanna?"
"Johanna, for heaven's sake! What are you planning to do? Talk to me. Don’t look at me like that. What are you about to do, Johanna?"
"Go to the shop."
"Go to the store."
"To Todds?"
"To the Todds?"
"Yes. It is my place—I am in search of Mark Ingestrie. If he be living, it is I who must clear that man who is suspected of his murder. If he be no more, it is I, who weak and fragile as I am, must drag him to justice."
"Yes. This is my mission—I’m looking for Mark Ingestrie. If he’s alive, it’s my job to prove that the man suspected of murdering him is innocent. If he’s gone, then it’s up to me, weak and fragile as I am, to bring him to justice."
"No—no—no."
"No way."
"I say yes. Do not stay me if you love me."
"I say yes. Don’t hold me back if you love me."
Arabella clasped the arm of Johanna, but with a strength that only the immense amount of mental excitement she was suffering from could have given her. Johanna freed herself from the hold of her friend, and dashing from the doorway, was in another moment lost to the sight of Arabella in the barber's shop.
Arabella grabbed Johanna's arm with a strength that only her overwhelming mental excitement could provide. Johanna broke free from her friend's grip and rushed out of the doorway, disappearing from Arabella's view in the barber's shop moments later.
"What now?" cried Todd, fiercely, as Johanna bounded into the shop so hurriedly.
"What now?" Todd shouted angrily as Johanna rushed into the shop.
"Nothing, sir—only the dog."
"Nothing, sir—just the dog."
"Bolt the door—bolt the door."
"Lock the door—lock the door."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
Todd wiped his brow.
Todd wiped his forehead.
"That infernal dog," he muttered, "will be the death of me yet; and so, Charley, the malignant beast flew at you, did he? the savage will attack you, will he?"
"That damn dog," he muttered, "is going to be the death of me; and so, Charley, that vicious beast went after you, did he? That savage will attack you, huh?"
"Yes, sir, so it seems."
"Yes, it seems that way."
"We will kill it. I should like to cut its throat. It would be a pleasure, Charley. How strange that strong poisons have no effect upon that dog. Curses on it!"
"We're going to kill it. I'd love to cut its throat. That would be a delight, Charley. It's odd how strong poisons don't affect that dog. Curse it!"
"Indeed, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"None whatever. It is very odd."
"Not at all. That’s really strange."
Todd remained in a musing attitude for some time, and then suddenly starting, he said—
Todd stayed lost in thought for a while, and then suddenly snapped out of it and said—
"Charley, if that man come again after his wig, get him into talk, will you, and learn all you can about him. I have to go a little way into the city just now, and shall speedily return. I hoped you liked the pie?"
"Charley, if that guy comes back looking for his wig, engage him in conversation, okay? Find out as much as you can about him. I have to head into the city for a bit, but I'll be back soon. Did you like the pie?"
"Pie, sir?"
"Pie, sir?"
"Yes, Lovett's pie."
"Yeah, Lovett's pie."
"Oh, yes—delicious."
"Oh, yes—so good."
"Ha! ha! he! he! ho!"
"Ha! ha! he! he! ho!"
Drawing on a pair of huge worsted gloves, Todd walked out of the shop without saying another word. The moment he was gone, Johanna passed both her hands upon her breast, as if to stay the wild beating of her heart, as she whispered to herself—
Drawing on a pair of large wool gloves, Todd walked out of the shop without saying another word. As soon as he left, Johanna placed both hands on her chest, trying to calm the wild beating of her heart, as she whispered to herself—
"Alone—alone once more."
"Alone—alone again."
It was well that she had only whispered that much, for in the next moment Todd gently put his head into the shop. She started.
It was a good thing she had only whispered that much, because in the next moment, Todd softly leaned his head into the shop. She jumped.
"Oh, sir—oh, sir, you frightened me."
"Oh, sir—you startled me."
"Beware!" was all he said. "Beware!"
"Watch out!" was all he said. "Watch out!"
The frightful head, more terrifying to Johanna than would have been the fabled Medusa's, was withdrawn again, and this time Johanna resolved to be certain that he was gone before she gave the smallest outbreak to her feelings, or permitted herself to glance around her in any way that could be construed into prying curiosity. She made a feint of clearing up the place a little, and, with a broom that had about six hairs only left in it, she swept the hobs of the little miserable grate in which a fire was kept for the shaving-water. This occupied some little time; but still not feeling sure that Todd was really gone, she then went to the door, and looked right and left. He was not to be seen; and so, when she went back, she bolted the shop-door upon the inside again, and really felt that she was alone once more in that dreadful place. That poor Johanna was now in a great state of mental excitement is not a matter of surprise, for the events that had recently taken place were decidedly of a character to produce such a mental condition. The interview with Arabella had, no doubt, materially aided in such an effect. With trembling eagerness she now began again to look about her, and her great aim was by some means to get into the parlour, for if anywhere, she thought that surely there she should find some traces of that lost one who occupied, since the suspicions of the foul usage he had met with, a larger place in her affections than before. Feeling how surrounded she was by friends, probably Johanna was a little more reckless as regarded the means she adopted of carrying out her intention. The parlour-door was quite fast; but surely in the shop she thought she might find some weapon, by the aid of which it could be burst open; and even if Todd should suddenly return, it was but a rush, and she would reach the street; and if he intercepted her in that, as God knew he might, she could take the means of summoning assistance pointed out to her by Sir Richard Blunt, and cast something through the window into the street. Full of these thoughts and feelings, then, and only alive to the mad wish she had of discovering some traces of her lover, Johanna hunted the shop over for some weapon with which to attack the parlour-door. She opened a cupboard. A hat fell from within at her feet! One glance at that hat was sufficient; it was of a peculiar colour—she remembered it. It was the hat of the man whom she had left being shaved when she was sent ostensibly to purchase a pie at Mrs. Lovett's, in Bell-yard. Johanna's hurry was over. A sickening feeling came over her as she asked herself what was the probable fate of the owner of the hat.
The terrifying face, more frightening to Johanna than Medusa's would have been, disappeared again, and this time Johanna decided she wouldn't show any emotion or look around in a way that could be seen as prying until she was sure he was gone. She pretended to tidy up the place a bit, and with a broom that only had about six bristles left, she swept the edges of the tiny, sad grate where a fire was kept for the shaving water. This took some time; but still not feeling convinced that Todd had actually left, she went to the door and looked both ways. He was nowhere to be seen; so when she returned, she locked the shop door from the inside and felt like she was finally alone again in that awful place. It’s no surprise that poor Johanna was in a state of mental turmoil, as the recent events were definitely enough to cause such feelings. The encounter with Arabella had likely contributed significantly to her distress. With nervous excitement, she began to look around again, her main goal was to find a way into the parlor, thinking that, if anywhere, she would surely find traces of the one she had lost, who now occupied a bigger space in her heart than before due to the suspicions about the mistreatment he had suffered. Feeling surrounded by friends, Johanna might have been a bit more reckless in how she planned to carry out her intention. The parlor door was completely locked; but she thought she might find some tool in the shop that could help her force it open. Even if Todd suddenly returned, she figured she could just rush out into the street; and if he blocked her, as God knew could happen, she could use the means to call for help that Sir Richard Blunt had pointed out to her, and throw something out of the window into the street. Full of these thoughts and feelings, and only focused on her desperate wish to find any sign of her lover, Johanna searched the shop for a weapon to break open the parlor door. She opened a cupboard. A hat fell out at her feet! One look at that hat was enough; it was a strange color—she recognized it. It belonged to the man she had left getting shaved when she was sent to buy a pie at Mrs. Lovett's in Bell-yard. Johanna's panic subsided. A wave of sickness washed over her as she wondered what could have happened to the owner of the hat.
"Another victim!—another victim!" she gasped.
"Another victim!—another victim!" she cried.
She tottered back overpowered by the thought that there had been a time when, opening that cupboard door, the carelessly cast-in hat of Mark Ingestrie would have fallen to her feet, even as did that of the stranger, who, no doubt, now was numbered with the dead. She sank almost in a state of fainting into the shaving-chair.
She stumbled back, overwhelmed by the thought that there had been a time when, upon opening that cupboard door, Mark Ingestrie's casually tossed hat would have fallen to her feet, just like the stranger's hat had, who, without a doubt, was now among the dead. She nearly fainted as she sank into the shaving chair.
"Oh, yes, yes," she said. "This is horribly, frightfully condusive. My poor Mark. You have gone before me to that home where alone we may hope to meet again. Alas! alas! that I should live to feel such a truth."
"Oh, yes, yes," she said. "This is terribly, frighteningly conducive. My poor Mark. You have gone ahead of me to that place where we can only hope to meet again. Alas! alas! that I should live to feel such a truth."
She burst into tears, and sobbed so bitterly, that any one who had seen her would have truly thought her heart was breaking in that wild paroxysm of grief. What a mercy it was that Todd did not come in at such a moment as that, was it not? The sobs subsided into sighs. The tears no longer flowed in abundance; and after about five minutes Johanna arose, tottering and pale. She drenched her eyes and face with cold water, until the traces of the storm of emotion were no longer visible upon her face; and then she knelt by the shaving chair, and clasping her hands, she said—
She broke down in tears and sobbed so intensely that anyone who saw her would have genuinely thought her heart was breaking in that wild fit of grief. It was a relief that Todd didn’t walk in at a moment like that, right? Her sobs faded into sighs. The tears stopped flowing as heavily, and after about five minutes, Johanna got up, shaky and pale. She splashed cold water on her eyes and face until the signs of her emotional outburst were no longer visible. Then she knelt by the shaving chair, clasped her hands, and said—
"Great God, I ask for justice upon the murderer!"
"God, I ask for justice against the killer!"
She rose, and felt calmer than before; and then, sitting down by the little miserable fire, she buried her face in her hands, and tried to think—to think how she should bring to justice the man who had been the blight of her young existence—the canker in the rose-bud of her youth. You would have been shocked if you could just for a moment have looked into Sweeney Todd's shop, and seen that girl in such an attitude, without a sigh and without a tear, while all her dearest hopes lay about her heart in the very chaos of a frightful wreck.
She got up and felt calmer than before; then, sitting by the small, sad fire, she buried her face in her hands and tried to think—think about how she could bring the man who had ruined her young life to justice—the blight on her youth. You would have been shocked if you could have briefly looked into Sweeney Todd's shop and seen that girl in such a position, without a sigh or a tear, while all her deepest hopes lay scattered in the complete chaos of a terrible wreck.
CHAPTER LXXIII.
STARTLING EVENTS.
Business at Mrs. Lovett's was brisk. During the whole of that day—that most eventful day upon which the fair Johanna Oakley had gone upon her desperate errand to Sweeney Todd's—the shop in Bell Yard had been besieged by customers. Truly it was a pity to give up such an excellent business. The tills groaned with money, and Mrs. Lovett's smiles and pies never appeared so perfect as upon that day. At about half-past twelve o'clock, when the Lord Chancellor suddenly got up from his chair, in the great hall of Lincoln's Inn, and put on his furry-looking hat, and when the curtain which shuts in his lordship from invidious blasts was withdrawn with a screaming jerk, and a gentleman was stopped in the middle of an argument, what a rush of lawyer's clerks there was to the pie-shop in Bell Yard. Then was it that the anxious solicitor's fag, who must know something, and have some brains, smiled at the prospect of the luxurious repast he was about to have, and jingled the twopence he had kept in a side pocket for only one pie, and grudged it not out of his hard-earned pittance. Then was it that the bloated barrister's clerk, who had grown shining and obese upon fares, and who is not required to know anything but the complete art of insolence to his brothers, nor to have any more brains than will suffice him to make up his book in the long vacation, smacks his lips at the thought of Lovett's pies, and sends the expectant boy of the chamber—the snob of a snob—for three twopennies. Lean and hungry-looking young men start into Bell Yard from the Strand, producing crumbled pieces of paper, bag their twopenny, and retire to eat it in some corner of the old Temple. All is bustle—all is animation, and the side counter—that one, you know, which ran parallel to the window—was lined by clerks, who sat eating and driving their heels against the boarding, and joking, and laughing "Ha! ha!" how they did laugh! And then what stories they told of their "Governors;" and how such an one was going out of practice; and how such another one was a screw, and so on, to the great delight of the mere boys, who hoped one day to wear their hair long and grey, and to dress in an outrageous caricature of the mode! As the machine that let down at the back of the counter, to bring up the pies, went down for the one o'clock batch, it was noticed that Mrs. Lovett looked a little anxious. The fact was, that the cook had been so prompt upon that day in his movements, that she began to think there must be, as folks say, "Something in it," and she was beginning to terrify herself with the idea that he had some scheme of redemption for himself in view, that might most unseasonably develope itself before the customers.
Business at Mrs. Lovett's was booming. Throughout that day—an incredibly eventful day when the lovely Johanna Oakley went off on her desperate quest to Sweeney Todd's—the shop in Bell Yard was swarming with customers. It really was a shame to give up such a successful business. The cash drawers were overflowing, and Mrs. Lovett's smiles and pies had never seemed so perfect as on that day. Around twelve-thirty, when the Lord Chancellor abruptly stood up from his chair in the main hall of Lincoln's Inn, put on his furry-looking hat, and the curtain that shielded him from prying eyes was pulled back with a loud jerk, a lawyer's clerks rushed to the pie shop in Bell Yard. That’s when the nervous solicitor's assistant, who had to be in the know and somewhat sharp, grinned at the thought of the indulgent meal he was about to enjoy, jingling the twopence he kept in a side pocket for just one pie, not begrudging it from his hard-earned wages. At that moment, the well-fed barrister's clerk, who had grown shiny and overweight from his meals and only needed the skill of being rude to his colleagues, and who only had enough brains to tally up his book during the long break, licked his lips at the thought of Lovett's pies and sent the eager young chamber boy—the ultimate snob—to fetch three twopenny pies. Lean, hungry-looking young men dashed into Bell Yard from the Strand, pulled out crumpled pieces of paper, grabbed their twopennies, and wandered off to eat in some corner of the old Temple. There was constant movement and energy, and the side counter—the one right by the window—was filled with clerks who sat eating, kicking their heels against the boards, joking, and laughing “Ha! ha!” Oh, how they laughed! They shared stories about their “Governors,” chatting about how some were retiring from practice, others were tightwads, and so on, to the immense amusement of the younger boys who dreamed of one day having long grey hair and dressing in ridiculous fashions! As the mechanism at the back of the counter lowered to lift up the pies for the one o'clock batch, it became apparent that Mrs. Lovett looked a bit worried. The truth was, the cook had been so quick and efficient that day that she started to suspect there might be, as people say, "Something going on," and she began to scare herself with the thought that he might have some plan for his own escape that could inconveniently unfold in front of the customers.
"Ah, Mrs. Lovett," said one young gent, while the gravy ran down the sides of his mouth from the pie he was consuming. "You don't seem at all yourself to-day. Indeed you don't."
"Ah, Mrs. Lovett," said a young guy, as gravy dripped down the sides of his mouth from the pie he was eating. "You don’t seem like yourself today. Honestly, you don’t."
"Who do I seem, then?"
"Who do I look like?"
"Ha! ha! Upon my life that's good!" roared another.
"Ha! Ha! That's hilarious!" shouted another.
A small amount of wit did for Lovett's pie shop. It was like the House of Commons in that particular, and "loud laughter" was sure to welcome the smallest joke. Mrs. Lovett's eyes were bent upon the abyss, down which the trap had descended but a moment before.
A touch of humor did wonders for Lovett's pie shop. It was similar to the House of Commons in that regard, and "loud laughter" would greet even the tiniest joke. Mrs. Lovett's gaze was fixed on the void where the trap had just dropped.
"Ain't they a-coming, mum?" said one.
"Aren't they coming, Mom?" said one.
"Oh, don't I sniff 'em," said another, working his nose like an ex-chancellor. "Don't I sniff 'em."
"Oh, don't I smell them," said another, working his nose like a former chancellor. "Don't I smell them."
"De—licious!" cried another.
"Delicious!" cried another.
A feeling of relief was visible upon the face of Mrs. Lovett as the trap slowly ascended, bringing with it the one o'clock batch, in all their steaming glory. The whole shop was in a moment filled with the fresh appetite-giving aroma of those bubbling hot pies; and as the French newspapers say, when a member of the extreme right, or half way to the left, or two degrees from the centre, swerves, there was "a sensation." Five minutes—only five minutes—and the whole batch was cleared off, not one was left!
A look of relief appeared on Mrs. Lovett's face as the trap slowly lifted, bringing up the one o'clock batch, all steaming hot. The whole shop was instantly filled with the mouthwatering aroma of those bubbling pies; and as the French newspapers say, when someone from the extreme right, or halfway to the left, or just a little off-center, makes a sudden change, there was "a sensation." Five minutes—just five minutes—and the entire batch was gone, not a single one left!
"Another batch of one hundred, gentlemen, at two," said Mrs. Lovett, with a bland look.
"Another batch of a hundred, gentlemen, at two," said Mrs. Lovett, with a sweet smile.
"At two, mum?" cried a customer. "Why, what's to become of the half-past one batch?"
"At two, mom?" shouted a customer. "Well, what’s going to happen to the half-past one batch?"
"We are rather short of—of meat," said Mrs. Lovett, with one of her strange metallic smiles.
"We're kind of low on—on meat," said Mrs. Lovett, with one of her unusual metallic smiles.
"The devil you are! Ain't there butchers enough?"
"The devil you are! Aren't there enough butchers?"
"Oh, dear, yes; but we could not get such meat as we put in our pies, at the butcher's."
"Oh, definitely; but we couldn’t get the kind of meat we use in our pies at the butcher's."
"You kill your own, mum, then, I suppose?"
"You kill your own, Mom, then, I guess?"
"We do," replied Mrs. Lovett, with another smile, more metallic than the former.
"We do," Mrs. Lovett replied with another smile, one that felt more artificial than the last.
"And where is your farm, mum?"
"And where is your farm, Mom?"
"Really, sir, you want to know too much. I appeal to those gentlemen if any of them know where my farm is."
"Honestly, sir, you're asking too many questions. I ask those gentlemen if any of them know where my farm is."
"No—no. D—n it, no, nor don't care," said all the lawyer's clerks. "Don't know anything about it."
"No—no. Damn it, no, and I really don't care," said all the lawyer's clerks. "Don't know anything about it."
"And don't care," said another. "Sufficient for the day is the pie thereof."
"And don't worry," said another. "Today's enough with its own problems."
"Very good—Ha! ha!—Very good."
"Very good—Ha! Ha!—Very good."
The crowd gradually dispersed. Mrs. Lovett put a placard in the window, announcing—
The crowd slowly broke up. Mrs. Lovett put a sign in the window, announcing—
"A hot batch at two o'clock."
"A fresh batch at two o'clock."
She then closed the shop door, and retired to the parlour. She cast herself upon a sofa, and hiding the light from her eyes with one of her arms, she gave herself up to thought. Yes, that bold bad woman was beginning to have her moments of thought, during which it appeared to be as though a thousand mocking fiends were thronging around her. No holy thoughts or impulses crossed her mind. Solitude, that best of company to the good and just, was to her peopled with countless horrors; and yet there must have been a time when that woman was pure, and her soul spotless—a time when it was free from
She then closed the shop door and went to the living room. She threw herself onto a sofa, covering her eyes with one arm as she let herself sink into thought. Yes, that daring, wicked woman was starting to have her moments of reflection, during which it felt like a thousand mocking demons were surrounding her. No pure thoughts or impulses entered her mind. Solitude, which is the best company for the good and virtuous, was for her filled with countless terrors; and yet there must have been a time when that woman was innocent, and her soul was unblemished—a time when it was free from
which now deformed it. And yet who, to look upon her now, could fancy that she was ever other than what she seemed? Who could bring themselves to think that she had not been placed at once by the arch-fiend as she was upon the beautiful world, to make in the small circle around her a pestilence, a blight, and a desolation? There are persons in the world that it would be the greatest violence to our feelings ever to attempt to picture to our imaginations as children; and as such, surely were Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett. Was she ever some gentle little girl, fondly clinging to a mother's arms? Was he ever a smiling infant, with pretty dimples? Was there at his or her birth much joy? Did a mother's tears ever fall upon his or her cheek, in sweet gratitude to God for such a glorious gift? No—no. We cannot—we will not believe that such persons as Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett ever came into this world otherwise than ready-made man and woman! Any other belief, concerning such fiends in human shape is too repugnant. But we are forgetting that Mrs. Lovett is upon the sofa all this while, and that her metallic smile has quite vanished, giving way to such a look of utter abandonment of spirit, that you would have shuddered to have cast but one glance upon her. She could bear the quietude of the attitude she had assumed but for a very short time, and then she sprang to her feet.
which now deformed it. And yet who, looking at her now, could imagine that she was ever anything other than what she appeared to be? Who could even think that she had not been placed by the arch-villain exactly as she was in this beautiful world, to spread a plague, a blight, and a desolation in the small circle around her? There are people in the world that it would be incredibly upsetting to even try to picture as children; and surely, Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett were among them. Was she ever a sweet little girl, lovingly clinging to her mother? Was he ever a smiling baby, with cute dimples? At their births, was there any joy? Did a mother’s tears ever fall on their cheeks in gratefulness to God for such a wonderful gift? No—no. We cannot—we will not believe that such people as Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett ever entered this world as anything but fully formed man and woman! Any other belief about such fiends in human form is too disturbing. But we are forgetting that Mrs. Lovett is still on the sofa, and her metallic smile has completely disappeared, giving way to such an expression of utter despair that you would have shuddered at even a single glance in her direction. She could only tolerate the stillness of her posture for a very short time, and then she sprang to her feet.
"Yes," she said, "it must, and it shall come to an end!"
"Yes," she said, "it has to end, and it will!"
She stood for some few moments trembling, as though the dim echo of that word end, as she had jerked it forth, had awakened in her mind a world of horrifying thoughts. Again she sank upon the couch, and speaking in a low, plaintive voice, she said—
She stood there for a few moments, trembling, as if the faint echo of that word "end," which she had blurted out, had triggered a flood of terrifying thoughts in her mind. Once again, she sank down onto the couch and, in a low, mournful voice, she said—
"Yes. I have need of the waters of oblivion, one draught of which shuts out for ever all memory of the past. Oh, that I had but a cup of such nectar at my lips!"
"Yes. I need the waters of oblivion, one sip of which forever erases all memory of the past. Oh, how I wish I had a cup of that nectar at my lips!"
Not a doubt of it, Mrs. Lovett. It is the memory of the wicked that constitutes that retribution, which is assuredly to be found in this world as day follows night.
No doubt about it, Mrs. Lovett. It's the memory of the wicked that creates that payback, which is definitely found in this world just like day follows night.
"I—I must have this," she muttered. "Let Todd be dead or alive, I must have it. I am going mad—I feel certain. That I am going mad, and the only way to save myself, is to flee. I must collect as much money as I can and then flee far away. If I cannot quite obliterate the past from my memory, I can at least leave it as it is, and add nothing to it. Yes, that man may live. He seems to bear a charmed life. But I must flee."
"I—I need this," she whispered. "Whether Todd is dead or alive, I need it. I'm losing my mind—I know that for sure. The only way to save myself is to get away. I have to gather as much money as I can and then escape far away. If I can't completely erase the past from my memory, at least I can leave it as it is and not add anything to it. Sure, that man might be alive. He seems to have a lucky life. But I have to get away."
She rested her head upon her hands, and in a softer voice, said—
She rested her head on her hands and said in a softer voice—
"Let me think—let me think of the means, now that I have yet a little time. What do I dread most? The man below? Yes. He is at work for his deliverance. I feel that he is, and if he succeed before I flee from here, all is lost—all is lost! I must speak to him."
"Let me think—let me think of a way, now that I still have a little time. What do I fear the most? The man below? Yes. He is working on his escape. I can feel it, and if he succeeds before I get out of here, it’s all over—all over! I need to talk to him."
Filled with this idea, and with an unknown dread of what the discontented cook might do, Mrs. Lovett stepped into the shop first, and made the door fast by slipping a bolt at the back of it. It was not very often that immediately after the disposal of a batch of pies any customers came in, and if they should attempt to do so for the purpose of purchasing any stale pies, she was by far too intent upon what she was come about, and considered it by far too important to heed what they might think or say upon finding the door fast. She then opened the seeming cupboard in the parlour, which conducted to the strong iron door, with the small grating at the top of it. She reached that point of observation with great rapidity, and peered into the cavernous dungeon-like bakehouse. At first she could see nothing by the uncertain light that was there, but as her eyes got accustomed to the absence of daylight, she could just see the figure of the cook sitting upon a stool, and apparently watching one of the fires.
Filled with this thought, and with an unknown fear of what the unhappy cook might do, Mrs. Lovett walked into the shop first and secured the door by sliding a bolt at the back. It wasn't very common for customers to come in right after she sold a batch of pies, and if they did try to come in to buy any stale ones, she was far too focused on what she had to do and thought it was much too important to worry about what they might think or say upon finding the door locked. She then opened the false cupboard in the parlor, which led to the heavy iron door with a small grate at the top. She reached that observation point quickly and peered into the dark, dungeon-like bakehouse. At first, she could see nothing in the dim light, but as her eyes adjusted to the lack of daylight, she could faintly make out the figure of the cook sitting on a stool, apparently watching one of the fires.
"It is a long—long time."
"It's been a long time."
"What is a long time?" cried Mrs. Lovett.
"What is a long time?" cried Mrs. Lovett.
The captive cook sprang to his feet in a moment, and in a voice of alarm, he said—
The captive cook quickly stood up and said in a worried voice—
"Who spoke? Who is that?"
"Who said that? Who is it?"
"I," replied Mrs. Lovett. "Do you not know me?"
"I," replied Mrs. Lovett. "Don't you recognize me?"
"Ah," said the cook, directing his eyes to the grating above the door, "I know you too well. What do you want with me? Have I failed in doing your bidding here? Have I disappointed you of a single batch of those execrable pies?"
"Ah," said the cook, looking up at the grating above the door, "I know you too well. What do you want from me? Have I failed to follow your orders here? Have I let you down with even one batch of those terrible pies?"
"Certainly not, but I have come to see—if—if you are quite comfortable."
"Of course not, but I've come to realize—if—you’re really comfortable."
"Comfortable! What an insult!"
"Comfy! What an insult!"
"Nay, you wrong me."
"No, you're mistaken."
"That is impossible. This is the commencement only of some new misery. Speak on, madam. Speak on. I am helpless here, and condemned to suffer."
"That's impossible. This is just the beginning of some new misery. Go ahead, ma'am. Keep talking. I'm powerless here and doomed to suffer."
Notwithstanding these words of the cook there was a certain tone of hilarity about him, that Mrs. Lovett might well be surprised at, and she asked herself what does he hope. The fact is that much as he wished still to enact the character of a man full of despair, the cook could not get out of his head and heart the promises of Sir Richard Blunt—promises which still rung in his ears, like a peal of joy bells.
Despite what the cook said, there was a certain cheerful vibe about him that surprised Mrs. Lovett, and she wondered what he was hoping for. The truth is that, even though he wanted to continue playing the role of a man filled with despair, the cook couldn’t shake off the promises of Sir Richard Blunt—promises that still echoed in his mind and heart, like a joyful bell ringing.
"Come, come," said Mrs. Lovett, "you are getting reconciled to your fate. Confess as much."
"Come on," said Mrs. Lovett, "you're starting to accept your fate. Just admit it."
"I reconciled? Never."
"I reconciled? No way."
"But you are not so unhappy?"
"But you're not that unhappy, right?"
"Worse—worse. This apathetic condition that I am now in, and which to you may look like the composure of resignation, will end, in all likelihood, in raging madness."
"Worse—worse. This indifferent state I'm in, which might seem to you like the calmness of acceptance, will probably end in furious madness."
"Indeed?"
"Really?"
"Yes, madam, I feel already the fire in my brain."
"Yes, ma'am, I can already feel the fire in my brain."
"Be calm."
"Stay calm."
"Calm—calm! Ha!—ha! Calm. It is all very well for you upon that side of the iron door to talk of calmness, madam, but upon this side the words sound strange."
"Calm—calm! Ha!—ha! Calm. It's easy for you on that side of the iron door to talk about calmness, ma'am, but over here, those words sound odd."
"It will not sound so strange when I tell you that I have absolute compassion upon you, and that the cause of my present visit was to talk to you of some means by which the worst portion of your fate here might be in some measure ameliorated, and your existence rendered tolerable."
"It won't sound so unusual when I say that I truly care about you, and that the reason for my visit today is to discuss some ways the hardest part of your situation here might be improved, making your life more bearable."
CHAPTER LXXIV.
BIG BEN CREATES A SENSATION.
The cook was so surprised at these words from Mrs. Lovett that for some moments he made no answer to them.
The cook was so taken aback by what Mrs. Lovett said that he didn't respond for a few moments.
"Pray, speak again," he said at length, when he could find words in which to express himself.
"Please, say that again," he finally said when he found the right words to express himself.
"I repeat," she said, "that I am desirous, as far as lies in my power, to ameliorate your condition, of which you so much complain."
"I'll say it again," she said, "that I really want, as much as I can, to improve your situation, which you complain about so much."
"Indeed!"
"Absolutely!"
"Ah, you are too suspicious."
"Wow, you're really suspicious."
"Humph! I think, madam, when you come to consider all things, you will hardly think it possible for me to be too suspicious."
"Humph! I believe, ma'am, when you think about everything, you will hardly find it possible for me to be overly suspicious."
"You are wrong again. I dare say now, in your mind, you attribute most of your evils to me."
"You’re wrong again. I bet you think that most of your problems come from me."
"Well, madam, candidly speaking, should I be far wrong by so doing?"
"Well, ma'am, to be honest, would I be completely wrong in doing that?"
"You would be quite wrong. Alas! alas! I—"
"You would be completely mistaken. Oh no! I—"
"You what, madam? Pray, speak up."
"You what, ma'am? Please, say it louder."
"I am the victim of another. You cannot suppose that, of my own free will, I should shut up in these gloomy places a person of your age, and by no means ill-looking." "I have him there," thought Mrs. Lovett; "what human heart is proof against the seductions of flattery? Oh, I have him there."
"I’m the victim of someone else. You can’t honestly think that, of my own choice, I would confine a person of your age, who is by no means unattractive, in these dark places." "I’ve got him now," thought Mrs. Lovett; "what human heart can resist the temptations of flattery? Oh, I’ve got him now."
The cook was silent for some few moments, and then he said, quite calmly, as though the tribute to his personal appearance had not had the smallest effect—
The cook was quiet for a few moments, and then he said, quite calmly, as if the compliment about his looks hadn’t affected him at all—
"Pray go on, madam, I am quite anxious to hear all that you may have to say to me."
"Please continue, ma'am, I'm really eager to hear everything you have to share with me."
This composed manner of meeting her compliments rather discomposed Mrs. Lovett; but after all, she thought—"He is only acting an indifference he is far from feeling." With this impression she resolved to persevere, and she added, in a kind and conciliating tone of voice—
This calm way of responding to her compliments threw Mrs. Lovett off balance, but after a moment, she thought, "He's just pretending to be indifferent when he really isn't." With this in mind, she decided to keep at it, and she added in a friendly and soothing tone—
"I grant that circumstances are such that you may well be excused for any amount of doubt that you may feel regarding the honesty of my words and intentions towards you."
"I understand that the situation makes it reasonable for you to have doubts about the honesty of what I'm saying and my intentions towards you."
"I quite agree with you there, madam," said the cook.
"I totally agree with you on that, ma'am," said the cook.
"Then all I have to do is, by deeds, to convince you that I am sincere in my feelings towards you. As I have before said, I am in the power of another, and therefore is it that, contrary to my nature, I may seem to do cruel things at which my heart revolts."
"Then all I have to do is show you through my actions that I'm genuine in my feelings for you. As I've said before, I'm under someone else's control, and that's why, against my nature, I may come off as doing cruel things that my heart rejects."
"I cannot conceive anything so distressing," said the cook, "except being the unfortunate victim as I am of such a train of circumstances."
"I can't imagine anything more upsetting," said the cook, "except being the unfortunate victim I am of such a series of events."
"That is what I am coming to."
"That's what I'm saying."
"Are you? I wish you were."
"Are you? I really wish you were."
There was a tone of irony about the enforced cook which Mrs. Lovett did not at all like; but she had an object to gain, and that was to fully persuade him that the shortest way to his freedom would be to remain profoundly quiet for a day or two, and then she would be able to make her own arrangements and be off without troubling either him or Todd with any news of her departure or her whereabouts.
There was an ironic vibe about the forced cook that Mrs. Lovett really didn't like; but she had a goal to achieve, and that was to convince him that the best way to gain his freedom was to stay completely silent for a day or two. After that, she could make her own plans and leave without bothering either him or Todd with any information about her departure or where she was going.
"You still doubt me," she said. "But listen, and I think you will soon be of opinion that although I have wronged you as yet, I can do something to repair that wrong."
"You still don’t believe me," she said. "But listen, and I think you’ll soon realize that even though I’ve wronged you so far, I can do something to make it right."
"I am all attention, madam."
"I'm all ears, ma'am."
"Then, in the first place, you are quite tired of eating pies, and must have some other kind of food."
"First of all, you're really tired of eating pies and need something else to eat."
"You never said a truer thing in all your life, madam."
"You've never spoken a truer word in your life, ma'am."
"That other food, then, I will provide for you. You shall, within an hour from now, have anything to eat or to drink that you may please to name. Speak, what is it to be?"
"That other food, then, I will get for you. You will, within an hour from now, have anything to eat or drink that you want to name. So, what will it be?"
"Well," he said, "that is kind indeed. But I can do without food further than I have here, for I have hit upon a mode of making cakes that please me. Nevertheless, if you can bring me a bottle of brandy, in order that I may slightly qualify the water that I drink, I shall be obliged to you."
"Well," he said, "that's very kind of you. But I can manage without more food than what I have here, as I've come up with a way to make cakes that I enjoy. However, if you could bring me a bottle of brandy to mix with the water I drink, I’d really appreciate it."
"You shall have it; and now I hope you will be convinced of the sincerity of my desire to be of service to you."
"You will have it; and now I hope you see how genuinely I want to help you."
"But my liberty, madam, my liberty. That is the grand thing after all that I must ever pant for."
"But my freedom, ma'am, my freedom. That is the essential thing after all that I will always long for."
"True, and that is what you shall have at my hands. In the course of two, or it may be three days, I shall have perfected some arrangements which will enable me to throw open your prison for you, and then—"
"That's true, and that's exactly what I'll give you. In two or maybe three days, I'll have made some arrangements that will let me open your prison for you, and then—"
"Then what?"
"What's next?"
"May I hope that you will not think so harshly of me as you have done?"
"Can I hope that you won’t judge me as harshly as you have before?"
"Certainly not."
"Definitely not."
"Then I shall be repaid for all I do. You must believe me to be the victim of the most cruel circumstances, of which some day you may be informed. At present, to do so, would only be to involve both you and myself in one common destruction."
"Then I will be repaid for everything I do. You have to believe that I am a victim of the most brutal circumstances, about which you may eventually learn. Right now, sharing that would only lead us both to our downfall."
"Then don't mention it."
"Then don't worry about it."
"I will not. But beware of one thing."
"I won't. But be careful about one thing."
"What is that?"
"What's that?"
"Simply this, that any attempts upon your own part to escape from here previous to the time when I shall have completed my arrangements to set you free, will not only derange all that I am planning for you, but end in your utter destruction; for he who has forced me into my present cruel situation will not for one moment hesitate at the murder of us both; so if you wish to be free in a few days you will try nothing, but if on the contrary you wish to destroy both yourself and me, you will make some attempts to rescue yourself from here."
"Basically, any efforts on your part to get out of here before I finish my plans to set you free will not only mess up everything I’m arranging for you but could also lead to your complete destruction. The person who has put me in this terrible situation wouldn’t hesitate for a second to kill us both. So, if you want to be free in a few days, don’t try anything. But if you’d rather destroy both yourself and me, then go ahead and try to escape."
Mrs. Lovett waited rather anxiously for his answer to this speech.
Mrs. Lovett waited nervously for his response to this speech.
"I dare say you are right," he said at length.
"I guess you’re right," he said after a while.
"You may be assured I am."
"You can be sure I am."
"Then I consent."
"Then I agree."
Mrs. Lovett drew a long breath of relief, as she muttered to herself—
Mrs. Lovett let out a long sigh of relief as she whispered to herself—
"It will do—I have him in the toils; and come what may, I am free from the torturing thought that he may achieve something that may have the effect of delivering me up to the hands of justice. When I am gone, he may remain where he is, and rot for all I care."—"You have done wisely," she said aloud, "and if anything could more powerfully than another incite me to the greatest exertions to liberate you, it would be the handsome manner in which you have placed confidence in me."
"It’s settled—I’ve got him trapped; and no matter what happens, I’m relieved from the stressful worry that he might do something to hand me over to justice. Once I’m gone, he can stay where he is and just waste away for all I care."—"You’ve made a smart choice," she said out loud, "and if there’s anything that could motivate me even more to do whatever it takes to get you out of this, it’s the way you’ve trusted me."
"Oh, don't mention it."
"No problem."
Again there was that tone of sarcasm about the cook's voice, which created a doubt in the mind of Mrs. Lovett if, after all, he was not merely playing with her, and in his heart utterly disregarding all that she said to him. It is quite questionable if this doubt was not in its bitterness worse than the former anxieties that had preyed upon the mind of the lady; but she found she could do nothing to put an end to it, so she merely said—
Again there was that sarcastic tone in the cook's voice, which made Mrs. Lovett doubt whether he was really taking her seriously or just messing with her, completely ignoring everything she said. It's quite possible that this doubt, with its bitterness, was even worse than the earlier anxieties that had troubled her mind; but she realized she could do nothing to change it, so she simply said—
"Well, I feel much happier now; so I will go at once and get you the brandy that you ask for." "I hope he will drink it freely—it will aid him in drowning reflection."
"Well, I feel a lot happier now, so I’ll go right away and get you the brandy you asked for." "I hope he’ll drink it without hesitation—it will help him forget."
"Thank you," said the cook, "I shall expect it with impatience." "Confound her, she can't very well put anything queer in the brandy. I will take care to taste a very small portion of it first; for Sir Richard Blunt has cautioned me particularly to be careful of poison."
"Thanks," the cook said, "I'll be looking forward to it." "Damn her, she can't really put anything strange in the brandy. I’ll make sure to taste a tiny bit of it first; Sir Richard Blunt specifically warned me to be careful of poison."
"I am going," said Mrs. Lovett.
"I'm going," Mrs. Lovett said.
"Good-bye, madam; I only hope you will be able to carry your benevolent intentions into effect—and," added the cook to himself, "that I may some fine morning have the pleasure of seeing you hanged."
"Goodbye, ma'am; I just hope you can put your kind intentions into action—and," the cook added to himself, "that one fine morning I'll have the pleasure of seeing you hanged."
"Farewell," said Mrs. Lovett; and she, too, had her aside as she ascended the stairs, for she muttered—"If I were only a little better assured than I am that you meditated something dangerous, I would steal upon you while you slept, and with a knife soon put an end to all trouble regarding you."
"Goodbye," said Mrs. Lovett; and she, too, had her aside as she went up the stairs, because she mumbled—"If I were just a bit more sure than I am that you were planning something dangerous, I would sneak up on you while you slept and with a knife quickly put an end to all the trouble you cause."

Mrs. Lovett Alarmed At The Strange Faces At Her Window In The Pie-Shop.
Mrs. Lovett was Alarmed by the Strange Faces at Her Window in the Pie-Shop.
Now, it happened that when Mrs. Lovett reached her shop, she saw three people outside the window. The actions of these people attracted her observation. One was a big stout man, of such a size as was rarely seen in the streets of London. The other was a young girl, nicely attired, but with a look of great grief and agitation upon her countenance. The third person of the group was a gentlemanly-looking man, attired in a great coat which was buttoned up to his chin. The big stout man was making a kind of movement towards the door of the pie-shop, and the gentleman with the great-coat was holding up his hand and shaking his head, as though forbidding him. The big stout man then looked angry; and then Mrs. Lovett saw the young girl cling to him, and heard her say—
Now, when Mrs. Lovett arrived at her shop, she noticed three people outside the window. Their actions caught her attention. One was a large, heavyset man, quite a rare sight on the streets of London. The other was a young girl, well-dressed but looking very upset and distressed. The third person in the group was a man who looked quite gentlemanly, wearing a long coat that was fastened up to his chin. The large man was moving towards the door of the pie shop, while the man in the long coat was raising his hand and shaking his head, as if to stop him. The large man then appeared angry; and Mrs. Lovett saw the young girl cling to him and heard her say—
"Oh, no—no; I said I wanted nothing.—Come away."
"Oh, no—no; I said I didn’t want anything.—Let’s go."
Then the gentleman with the great-coat pulled his collar down a little; upon which the young girl sprang towards him, and, clasping his arm, cried in tones of intense interest—
Then the man in the trench coat pulled his collar down a bit; at that, the young girl rushed toward him, grabbing his arm, and exclaimed with deep interest—
"Ah, sir, is it indeed you? Tell me is she saved—oh, is she saved?"
"Ah, sir, is that really you? Please tell me, is she okay—oh, is she okay?"
"She will be," was the reply of the gentleman in the great-coat. "Come away."
"She will be," replied the man in the long coat. "Come on."
The big stout man appeared to be getting rather furious at the idea of the gentleman with the great-coat dictating what he and the young girl should do; but she by a few words pacified him; and then, as if they were the best friends in the world, they all walked away towards the Strand, conversing very seriously and rapidly.
The big, burly man seemed to be getting pretty angry about the idea of the guy in the coat telling him and the young girl what to do; but she calmed him down with a few words, and then, as if they were the best of friends, they all walked off towards the Strand, talking seriously and quickly.
"What does this mean?" said Mrs. Lovett.
"What does this mean?" asked Mrs. Lovett.
Terror overspread her countenance. Oh, conscience! conscience! how truly dost thou make
Terror spread across her face. Oh, conscience! conscience! how truly do you make
What could compensate Mrs. Lovett for the abject terrors that came over her now? What could recompense her for the pang that shot across her heart, at the thought that something was amiss in the fine-drawn web of subtlety that she and Sweeney Todd had drawn? Alas! was the money in the Bank of England, upon which she expected to enjoy herself in a foreign land, now any set-off against that shuddering agony of soul with which she said to herself—
What could make up for the intense fears that overwhelmed Mrs. Lovett now? What could reward her for the pain that shot through her heart at the thought that something was wrong in the delicate web of intricacy that she and Sweeney Todd had woven? Sadly, was the money in the Bank of England, which she planned to use to enjoy herself in another country, worth anything compared to that chilling agony of soul with which she told herself—
"Is all discovered?"
"Is everything discovered?"
Her strength forsook her. She quite forgot all about the cook, and the brandy she had promised him—she forgot even how necessary it was, in case any one should come, for her to keep up the appearance of composure; and tottering into the back-parlour, she sunk upon her knees on the floor, and shook as though the spirit of twenty agues possessed her. So it will be seen that Todd was not quite alone in his sufferings from those compunctious visitations, which we have seen at times come over him in his shop. But we will leave Mrs. Lovett to her reflections, hoping that even she may be made a little wiser and a little better by those soft
Her strength left her. She completely forgot about the cook and the brandy she had promised him—she even forgot how important it was, in case anyone showed up, to maintain a calm appearance; and stumbling into the back parlour, she fell to her knees on the floor, shaking as if haunted by the spirit of twenty fevers. So it’s clear that Todd wasn’t entirely alone in his struggles with those guilty feelings that sometimes overwhelmed him in his shop. But we’ll leave Mrs. Lovett to her thoughts, hoping that even she can become a bit wiser and a bit better from those gentle moments.
and that she may find some one among the invisible hosts of spirits of another world who may whisper to her—
and that she might find someone among the unseen spirits of another world who could whisper to her—
"Repent! repent!—it is not yet too late."
"Repent! Repent!—it's not too late yet."
Let us look at those three persons whose mysterious conduct at the shop windows had, like a match applied to gunpowder, at once awakened a fever in the breast of Mrs. Lovett, which she was scarcely aware slumbered there. These folks made their way, then, into Fleet Street; and as the reader has probably guessed already who they are, we may as well make a merit of saying that the big one was our old friend Ben, the beef-eater—the gentlemanly-looking man was Sir Richard Blunt, and the young lady was no other than Arabella Wilmot. Poor Arabella! Of all the personages concerned in our dramatis personæ, we have no hesitation in saying that your sufferings are the greatest. From the moment that Johanna had started upon that desperate expedition to Sweeney Todd's, peace left the bosom of her young friend. We have already traced the progress of Arabella to Sir Richard Blunt's office, and we have seen what was the result of that decidedly judicious movement; but notwithstanding she was assured over and over again subsequently by Sir Richard that Johanna was now well protected, she could not bring herself to think so, or to leave the street. It was by her lingering about in this way that she became in the company of our friend Ben. The fact was, that the kind of statement or confession that Johanna had made to Ben on that occasion of his visit to her father's house, when she found herself alone with him in the parlour, had made such an impression upon the poor fellow, that he described it himself in the most forcible possible language, by saying—
Let’s examine those three people whose strange behavior at the shop windows sparked a sudden excitement in Mrs. Lovett, a feeling she hardly realized was there. These individuals made their way into Fleet Street; and as the reader has probably already guessed, we might as well reveal that the tall one is our old friend Ben, the beef-eater—the classy-looking man is Sir Richard Blunt, and the young lady is none other than Arabella Wilmot. Poor Arabella! Of all the characters in our cast, we can confidently say your suffering is the greatest. From the moment Johanna embarked on that desperate journey to Sweeney Todd's, peace vanished from her young friend’s life. We have already followed Arabella's path to Sir Richard Blunt's office and seen the outcome of that quite sensible move; but despite being assured repeatedly by Sir Richard that Johanna was now well taken care of, she couldn’t convince herself of that or leave the street. By hanging around like this, she ended up in the company of our friend Ben. The truth is, the kind of statement or confession that Johanna had shared with Ben during his visit to her father’s house, when she found herself alone with him in the parlor, made such an impression on the poor guy that he described it in the strongest terms possible, saying—
"It interferes with my meals."
"It disrupts my meals."
Now, everything that had such an effect as that, must to Ben be a matter for the most serious consideration indeed. He accordingly, finding that
Now, anything that had such an impact had to be something Ben took very seriously. So, he found that
so far as he was concerned, had come into the City upon a sort of voyage of discovery, to see how matters were going on. As he was proceeding along Fleet Street, he chanced to cast his eyes into the entrance of a court, nearly opposite Sweeney Todd's, and there he saw a female form crouching. There was something about this female form which Ben thought was familiar to him, and upon a close look, he felt certain it was Johanna's friend, Arabella Wilmot. Full of surprise at finding her there, Ben paused, and stared at her so long, that she at last looked at him, and recognising him, immediately flew to his side, and grasping his arm, cried—
As far as he was concerned, he had come into the City on a sort of exploration to see how things were going. While walking along Fleet Street, he happened to glance into the entrance of a court, almost opposite Sweeney Todd's, and there he spotted a woman crouching. There was something about her that Ben thought looked familiar, and upon closer inspection, he was sure it was Johanna's friend, Arabella Wilmot. Shocked to see her there, Ben stopped and stared for so long that eventually she looked up at him, recognized him, and immediately rushed to his side, grabbing his arm and exclaimed—
"Oh, pity me, Mr. Ben. Pity me!"
"Oh, feel sorry for me, Mr. Ben. Feel sorry for me!"
"Hold!" said Ben, who was not, as the reader is aware, the fastest thinker in the world. "Hold. Easy does it."
"Wait!" said Ben, who, as you know, wasn't the quickest thinker around. "Wait. Take it easy."
Ben tried to look very wise then.
Ben tried to look very wise then.
"Oh, you will hate me, Ben."
"Oh, you’re going to hate me, Ben."
"Eh?"
"Sorry?"
"I say you will hate me, Ben, when you know all."
"I think you’re going to hate me, Ben, when you find out everything."
Ben shook his head.
Ben shook his head.
"Shan't do any such thing," he said. "Lord bless your pretty eyes, I hate you? I couldn't."
"Won't do anything like that," he said. "God bless your pretty eyes, I hate you? I couldn’t."
"But—but—"
"But—"
"Come, come," added Ben, "just take your little bit of an arm under mine. Easy does it, you know. Always think of that, if anything goes amiss. Easy does it; and then you will find things come right in the long run. You may take my word for it."
"Come on," Ben said, "just put your little arm under mine. Take it easy, okay? Always keep that in mind if anything goes wrong. Take it easy, and you'll see things work out in the end. You can trust me on that."
CHAPTER LXXV.
COLONEL JEFFERY OPENS HIS EYES.
Arabella was weeping, so that for some little time she could say nothing more to Ben; and he did not, in the profundity of his imagination, very well know what to say to her, except now and then muttering the maxim of "Easy does it," which Ben thought singularly applicable to all human affairs. But this was a state of things which could not last; and Arabella Wilmot, nerving herself sufficiently to speak in a few minutes, said to Ben in a low self-deprecatory tone—
Arabella was crying, so for a little while, she couldn't say anything more to Ben; and he didn't really know what to say to her either, except for occasionally mumbling the saying "Easy does it," which he thought applied to all of life’s situations. But this couldn’t go on forever; after a few minutes, Arabella Wilmot gathered herself enough to speak to Ben in a quiet, humble tone—
"Oh, sir, I—I—have done something very wrong."
"Oh, sir, I—I—made a big mistake."
"Eh?" said Ben, opening his eyes to their utmost.
"Eh?" Ben said, opening his eyes wide.
"Yes," added Arabella, "very wrong, indeed."
"Yeah," added Arabella, "that's definitely wrong."
"Humph!"
"Ugh!"
"You would not probably have expected it of me, Mr. Ben, would you now?"
"You probably wouldn't have expected that from me, Mr. Ben, would you?"
"Well, a-hem!" said Ben. "Easy does it."
"Well, ahem!" Ben said. "Take it easy."
"I am a wicked—wicked girl."
"I'm a bad—bad girl."
"Oh, dear—oh, dear!" said Ben.
"Oh no—oh no!" said Ben.
"You cannot guess, Mr. Ben, what I have done; but I feel I ought to tell you, and it will be quite a relief to me to do so."
"You can't imagine, Mr. Ben, what I've done; but I feel like I should tell you, and it'll be such a relief for me to share it."
Ben shook his head.
Ben shook his head.
"I tell you what it is, my dear," he said. "Your best plan is to go and tell your mother, my dear. That's the proper person to tell. She is sure to find it out somehow or another; and you had better tell her at once, and then—Easy does it."
"I'll tell you what it is, my dear," he said. "Your best bet is to go and tell your mom, my dear. She's the right person to talk to. She'll definitely find out somehow; it's better to come clean to her right away, and then—just take it easy."
"My mother? Tell my mother? Oh, no—no—no!"
"My mom? Tell my mom? Oh, no—no—no!"
"Well, if you have got any respectable old aunt now, who is a good, kind old soul, and would not make too much fuss, you had better tell her; but goodness gracious, my dear, what puts it into your head to tell me?"
"Well, if you have a nice, respectable old aunt who is kind and wouldn't make a big deal out of it, you should probably tell her; but goodness gracious, my dear, why are you telling me?"
"Because I think you are kind-hearted."
"Because I believe you have a kind heart."
"Well, but—well, but—"
"Well, but—well, but—"
"And, then, of course, as you are mixed up, you know, Mr. Ben, in the whole transaction, it is only proper that you should know what has happened at last."
"And, of course, since you're involved in the whole situation, you know, Mr. Ben, it's only fair that you should know what has finally happened."
Ben turned fairly round, and looked down into the face of Arabella Wilmot with such a coarse expression of alarm upon his face, that at any other than so serious a time she must have laughed.
Ben turned around and looked down into the face of Arabella Wilmot with such a rough expression of concern that, if it hadn't been such a serious moment, she would have laughed.
"Me?" he cried. "Me?"
"Me?" he shouted. "Me?"
"Yes, Mr. Ben."
"Sure, Mr. Ben."
"Me mixed up in the—the—Oh dear!"
"Me mixed up in the—the—Oh no!"
"Ah, Mr. Ben, you know you are by far too kind not to be; and so I feel as though it would be quite a relief to me to tell you everything."
"Ah, Mr. Ben, you know you’re way too generous not to be; and so I feel like it would be such a relief for me to share everything with you."
"Everything?"
"All of it?"
"Yes, all—all."
"Yes, all of them."
"Not all the particulars, surely. Come—come. I ain't an old woman, you know, my dear."
"Not all the details, definitely not. Come on—come on. I’m not an old woman, you know, my dear."
"An old woman, Ben?"
"An elderly woman, Ben?"
"No, my dear, I say I ain't an elderly female, so I don't think I ought to listen to all the particulars, do you know. Come—come, you go home now, and say no more about it to me. Easy does it, you know; and keep your own counsel. I won't say a word; but don't you, because you are in such a state of mind as you hardly know what you are about, go on blubbering to me about all the particulars, when perhaps to-morrow you'll give one of your pretty little ears that you had not said a word to me about it."
"No, my dear, I’m not an old lady, so I don’t think I should have to hear all the details, you know. Come on, just go home now, and let’s not talk about it anymore. Take it easy, you know, and keep your thoughts to yourself. I won’t say a word; but don’t you, because you’re feeling so overwhelmed that you hardly know what you’re doing, start crying to me about all the details, when maybe tomorrow you’ll be regretting that you even mentioned it to me."
"Alas!—Alas!"
"Alas!—Alas!"
"Pho! Pho! Easy does it."
"Pho! Pho! Take it easy."
"Who am I to cling to but you?"
"Who else can I hold onto but you?"
"Cling to me? Perhaps you'll say it's me?"
"Hold on to me? Maybe you'll say it's me?"
"What's you, Mr. Ben? Explain yourself. How strange you talk. What do you mean, Mr. Ben?"
"What's going on with you, Mr. Ben? Explain yourself. You talk so oddly. What do you mean, Mr. Ben?"
"Well, that's cool," said Ben.
"That's cool," said Ben.
"What's cool?"
"What's awesome?"
"I tell you what it is, Miss Arabella W., I'm disappointed in you; ain't you ashamed to look me in the face?"
"I'll tell you what, Miss Arabella W., I'm really disappointed in you; aren't you ashamed to look me in the eye?"
"Ashamed?"
"Embarrassed?"
"Yes, positively ashamed?"
"Yes, definitely ashamed?"
"No, Mr. Ben. I may regret the indiscretion that is past; but I cannot see in it anything to be ashamed of."
"No, Mr. Ben. I might regret the mistake I made in the past, but I don’t see anything in it to be ashamed of."
"You don't?"
"Really?"
"Indeed, Mr. Ben, I do not."
"Actually, Mr. Ben, I don't."
"Then, Miss A. W., you are about the coolest little piece of goods I have met with for some time. Come—come, easy does it; but haven't you been telling me all this time about something you have been about, that—that—was rather improper, in a manner of speaking?"
"Then, Miss A. W., you’re one of the coolest people I’ve met in a while. Come on—take it easy; but haven’t you been telling me this whole time about something you’ve been up to that was, well, a bit inappropriate, if you know what I mean?"
It might have been the tone in which Ben pronounced the word improper, or it might have been the sagacious shake of the head which Ben accompanied his words with, or it might have been that Arabella was drawing a conclusion from the whole transaction; but certain it is, that she began to have a glimmering perception that Mr. Ben was making a great mistake.
It could have been the way Ben said the word "improper," or maybe it was the wise shake of his head that went along with his words, or perhaps Arabella was piecing together everything that had happened; but one thing was clear: she started to realize that Mr. Ben was making a big mistake.
"Oh, heaven!" she said. "What are you saying Mr. Ben? I am speaking of the advice I was foolish enough to give Johanna."
"Oh, my goodness!" she said. "What do you mean, Mr. Ben? I'm talking about the advice I was stupid enough to give Johanna."
"Advice?"
"Any advice?"
"Yes, that is all. Into what mischief could you have tortured my meaning? I am much mistaken in you, sir."
"Yes, that's everything. What trouble could you have twisted my words into? I was completely wrong about you, sir."
"What? Then, it isn't—a-hem! That is to say, you haven't—dear me, I shall put my foot in it directly. What a fool I am."
"What? Then it isn't—uh! I mean, you haven't—oh dear, I'm going to mess this up for sure. What a fool I am."
"You are, indeed," said the now indignant Arabella, and a slight flush upon her cheeks showed how deeply wronged she was by the unworthy construction Ben had put upon her innocent words.
"You are, for sure," said the now offended Arabella, and a slight blush on her cheeks revealed how deeply hurt she was by the unkind interpretation Ben had placed on her innocent words.
"Good-bye, Miss A. W.," added Ben. "Good-bye; I see I am out of your books; but if you fancy I meant any harm, you don't know me. God bless you. Take care of yourself my dear, and go home. I won't stay to plague you any longer. Good-bye."
"Goodbye, Miss A. W.," Ben added. "Goodbye; I can tell I’m no longer a part of your life, but if you think I meant any harm, you really don’t know me. God bless you. Take care of yourself, my dear, and go home. I won't stick around to bother you any longer. Goodbye."
"Stop! Stop!"
"Stop! Stop!"
Ben paused.
Ben stopped.
"I am sure, Mr. Ben, you did not mean to say a single word that could be offensive to a friendless girl in the street."
"I’m sure, Mr. Ben, you didn’t intend to say anything that might offend a girl standing alone on the street."
"Then, then?—Easy does it."
"Then, then?—Take it easy."
"Let us be friends again then, Mr. Ben, and I will tell you all, and you will then blame me for being so romantic as to give Johanna advice which has induced her to take a step which, although my reason tells me she is now well protected in, my imagination still peoples with horror."
"Let's be friends again, Mr. Ben, and I'll share everything with you. You'll probably blame me for being so naive as to give Johanna advice that led her to make a decision which, although I know she's now safe, still fills me with dread in my mind."
Ben's eyes opened to an alarming width.
Ben's eyes opened wide in alarm.
"You recollect meeting us in this street, Ben?"
"You remember meeting us on this street, Ben?"
"Oh, yes."
"Yep."
"When Johanna was disguised?"
"When was Johanna in disguise?"
"Yes, Miss A. When she had on them, a-hem! You may depend upon it, my dear, there's no good comes of young girls putting on pairs of thingamys. Don't you ever do it."
"Yes, Miss A. When she wore them, ahem! You can count on it, my dear, nothing good comes from young girls wearing those things. Don’t you ever do it."
"But, Mr. Ben, hear me."
"But, Mr. Ben, listen to me."
"Well—well. I was only saying. You stick to the petticoats, my dear. They become you, and you become them, and don't you be trusting your nice little legs into what-do-you-call-'ems."
"Well, well. I was just saying. You should stick to the skirts, my dear. They suit you, and you suit them, so don’t let your lovely little legs get caught up in whatever you call those."
"Mr. Ben?"
"Mr. Ben?"
"I've done. Easy does it. Now go on and tell us what happened, my dear. Don't mind me. Go on."
"I’m done. Take it easy. Now go ahead and tell us what happened, my dear. Don’t worry about me. Go on."
"Then Johanna, in boy's cloathes, is now—"
"Then Johanna, in boy's clothes, is now—"
"Now? Oh, the little vixen. Didn't I tell her not."
"Now? Oh, that little trickster. Didn't I tell her not to."
"Is now filling the situation of errand boy at Sweeney Todd's, opposite. Can I be otherwise than wretched, most wretched!"
"Now I'm stuck as the errand boy at Sweeney Todd's, across the street. How could I feel anything but miserable, utterly miserable!"
"Arrant boy?"
"Brat?"
"No, not arrant boy. Errand boy."
"No, not arrant boy. Errand boy."
"At Todd's—opposite—in—boys—clothes? Oh—oh—just you wait here, and I'll soon put that to rights. I'll—I'll. Only you wait in this door-way, Miss A. W., just a moment or two, and I'll teach her to go and do such things. I'll—I'll—"
"At Todd's—across the street—in boys' clothes? Oh—just wait right here, and I'll fix that. Just stay in this doorway, Miss A. W., just a moment or two, and I'll show her how wrong that is. I'll—I'll—"
"No—no Ben. You will ruin all, you will, indeed. I implore you to stay with me. Let me tell you all that has happened, and how Johanna is protected. In the first place, Ben, you must know that Sir Richard Blunt the Magistrate has her under his special protection now, and he says that he has made such arrangements that it is quite impossible she can come to any harm."
"No—no Ben. You will mess everything up, I swear. I really need you to stay with me. Let me explain everything that has happened and how Johanna is safe. First of all, Ben, you should know that Sir Richard Blunt, the Magistrate, is taking special care of her now, and he says he has set things up so that there’s no way she can get hurt."
"But—"
"But—"
"Nay, listen me out. He says that nothing can now expose her to any danger, but some injudicious interference. I ought not, you see, to have told you, Mr. Ben; but since I have, I only ask of you, for Johanna's sake, for her life's sake, to do nothing."
"Nah, hear me out. He says that nothing can put her in danger now, except for some foolish interference. I really shouldn't have told you this, Mr. Ben; but since I did, I'm just asking you, for Johanna's sake, for her life, to not do anything."
Ben looked aghast.
Ben looked shocked.
"And—and how long is the little lamb to be left there?" he asked.
"And how long is the little lamb going to be left there?" he asked.
"Only a few hours I think now, Ben—only a few hours. Where are we now, Mr. Ben?"
"Just a few hours now, I think, Ben—just a few hours. Where are we now, Mr. Ben?"
"Why, this, my dear, is Bell-yard we have strolled into; and that is the famous pie-shop of which they talk so much. They say the woman has made an immense fortune by selling them."
"Well, my dear, we've walked into Bell-yard, and that’s the famous pie shop everyone talks about. They say the woman has made a huge fortune selling them."
As Ben made a kind of movement towards Mrs. Lovett's window, it was then that Sir Richard Blunt, who had followed him and Arabella Wilmot from Fleet-street, and who had, in fact, overheard some portion of their conversation, stepped up in the manner that Mrs. Lovett had remarked from within the shop.
As Ben moved toward Mrs. Lovett's window, Sir Richard Blunt, who had followed him and Arabella Wilmot from Fleet Street and had overheard some of their conversation, stepped forward in the way that Mrs. Lovett had noticed from inside the shop.
We have before stated that the three personages, consisting of the magistrate, big Ben the beef-eater, and Arabella Wilmot, walked to Fleet-street together from Bell-yard. Sir Richard Blunt shook his head at Arabella Wilmot, as he said—
We already mentioned that the three characters—Magistrate, Big Ben the Beefeater, and Arabella Wilmot—walked to Fleet Street together from Bell Yard. Sir Richard Blunt shook his head at Arabella Wilmot as he said—
"Miss Wilmot, I cannot help saying that it would have been better in every respect, and possibly much more conducive to the safety of Miss Oakley, if you had gone home quietly, and not lingered about Fleet-street."
"Miss Wilmot, I must say that it would have been better in every way, and likely much safer for Miss Oakley, if you had gone home quietly instead of hanging around Fleet Street."
"I could not go, sir."
"I can't go, sir."
"But yet a consideration for Miss Oakley's safety should have induced you to put that violence upon your own feelings."
"But still, thinking about Miss Oakley's safety should have led you to control your own feelings."
"I felt that when once you, sir, had pledged yourself for her safety, that safe she was; and that my weeping perchance in a doorway in Fleet-street could not be so important as to compromise her."
"I felt that once you, sir, had committed to her safety, she was safe; and that my crying, perhaps in a doorway in Fleet Street, couldn't be as significant as to endanger her."
"I am fairly enough answered," said Sir Richard Blunt, with a slight smile. "But what say you to coming with me to the Temple?"
"I've gotten a satisfactory answer," said Sir Richard Blunt, with a slight smile. "But what do you think about coming with me to the Temple?"
"The Temple?"
"The Temple?"
Arabella cast a lingering look towards Todd's shop, which Sir Richard at once translated, and replied to it by saying—
Arabella gave a long glance at Todd's shop, which Sir Richard immediately understood, and responded by saying—
"Fear nothing for your young friend. She knows she is protected; but even she does not know the extent to which she is so protected. I tell you, Miss Wilmot, that I pledge my own life for her safety—and that, although to all seeming she is in the power of Todd, such is not the case."
"Don't worry about your young friend. She knows she's safe; but even she doesn't realize how safe she really is. I promise you, Miss Wilmot, that I would give my own life for her safety—and even though it looks like she's at Todd's mercy, that's not true."
"Indeed?"
"Really?"
"I have a force of no less than twenty-five men in Fleet-street now—one half of whom have their eyes upon Todd's shop. By Heaven! I would not have a hair of that young and noble girl's head injured for the worth of this great kingdom!"
"I have at least twenty-five men in Fleet Street right now—half of them are watching Todd's shop. Honestly! I wouldn’t let a single hair on that young and noble girl’s head be hurt for all the riches in this kingdom!"
"Bravo!" cried Ben, as he seized Sir Richard by the hand, and gave it a squeeze that nearly brought the tears into the eyes of the magistrate; "bravo! that's what I like to hear. All's right. Bless you, sir, easy does it. You are the man for my money!"
"Awesome!" shouted Ben, as he grabbed Sir Richard's hand and squeezed it hard enough to almost bring tears to the magistrate's eyes; "awesome! That's what I love to hear. All's good. Thank you, sir, take it easy. You're the guy I want on my side!"
"Will you both come with me, then?"
"Will you both come with me, then?"
"To be sure," said Ben; "to be sure; and as we go along, I'll tell you what a sad mistake I made about Miss Arabella here. You must know that I met her crying in Fleet-street, and she—"
"Definitely," said Ben; "for sure; and as we continue, I'll share the big mistake I made about Miss Arabella here. You need to know that I saw her crying in Fleet Street, and she—"
Arabella shook her head, and frowned.
Arabella shook her head and frowned.
"And—and—and—she—nothing."
"And she said nothing."
"Well," said Sir Richard, "I must confess I have heard anecdotes with a little more point to them."
"Well," said Sir Richard, "I have to admit I've heard stories that were a bit more interesting."
"You don't say so!" said Ben.
"You've got to be kidding!" said Ben.
"I think I will go home," said Arabella, gently.
"I think I’m going to head home," said Arabella, softly.
"If you will," replied the magistrate, "of course, I cannot say anything to stay you; but I think it will be a great disappointment to Colonel Jeffery not to meet with you to-day."
"If you want," replied the magistrate, "I can't really stop you; but I believe it will be a big letdown for Colonel Jeffery not to see you today."
"Colonel Jeffery!" exclaimed Arabella, while her face became of the colour of a rose-bud; "Colonel Jeffery?"
"Colonel Jeffery!" Arabella exclaimed, her face turning the color of a rosebud. "Colonel Jeffery?"
There was just the ghost of a smile upon the face of Sir Richard Blunt, as he calmly replied—
There was just a hint of a smile on Sir Richard Blunt's face as he replied calmly—
"Yes; I am on my way to meet that gentleman in the garden of the Temple; and I am sure he would be glad to see you."
"Yes; I am on my way to meet that guy in the garden of the Temple; and I'm sure he would be happy to see you."
"Glad to see me?"
"Happy to see me?"
"Yes, as so true a friend of Johanna's, he will be more than glad; he will be delighted."
"Yes, as a true friend of Johanna's, he will be more than happy; he will be thrilled."
"Delighted?"
"Excited?"
"Do you doubt the Colonel's friendly feeling towards you?"
"Do you question the Colonel's friendly feelings towards you?"
"Oh no—no. I—no—certainly not."
"Oh no—no. Definitely not."
"Then let me beg of you to come."
"Then please, I ask you to come."
"No. Not now; I will go home. It will look particular for me to go to the garden to meet him."
"No. Not right now; I'm going home. It would be weird for me to go to the garden to meet him."
"It will look much more particular to refuse, I think, Miss Wilmot. You are with me, and with your old friend, and Johanna's relative, Mr. a—a—"
"It will seem much ruder to refuse, I think, Miss Wilmot. You are with me, and with your old friend, and Johanna's relative, Mr. um—"
"They calls me Ben."
"They call me Ben."
"Mr. Ben; and so you cannot refuse," he said, "to go to meet Colonel Jeffery, you know. Come, come, I pray you come. Indeed, I know the Colonel wishes to speak to you; and as it would be obviously out of order for him to call upon you, I think you ought, seeing that you're not alone, to give him, as a gentleman of wealth and honour, this opportunity of doing so."
"Mr. Ben, you really can’t refuse," he said. "Come on, please come. I know the Colonel wants to talk to you, and it would be inappropriate for him to just drop by. Since you're not alone, I think you should give him, as a man of wealth and honor, this chance to meet with you."
"You say, he wishes to speak to me?"
"You say he wants to talk to me?"
"He does, indeed. What do you say, Mr. Ben? Don't you think Miss Wilmot might as well come with us?"
"He really does. What do you think, Mr. Ben? Don't you think Miss Wilmot should come with us too?"
"Easy does it," said Ben, "and that's my opinion all the world over."
"Just take it easy," said Ben, "and that's how I feel everywhere."
"Then allow me to look upon it that we have prevailed with you, Miss Wilmot. Pray do me the favour to take my arm."
"Then let me see that we've succeeded with you, Miss Wilmot. Please do me the favor of taking my arm."
Arabella trembled, but she did take the arm of Sir Richard Blunt, and made no further opposition to proceeding to that Temple Gardens, where already such affecting interviews had taken place between the Colonel and poor Johanna. The gardens appeared to be empty when they reached it, but from behind some shrubs Colonel Jeffery in a moment made his appearance, for Sir Richard, in consequence of his meeting with Ben and Arabella, was considerably behind his time.
Arabella shook with nervousness, but she took Sir Richard Blunt's arm and didn’t resist going to the Temple Gardens, where the Colonel and poor Johanna had already shared some emotional meetings. The gardens seemed empty when they arrived, but Colonel Jeffery quickly emerged from behind some bushes, as Sir Richard was running late due to his encounter with Ben and Arabella.
CHAPTER LXXVI.
ARABELLA AND THE COLONEL.
If any one had been looking at the face of Arabella Wilmot at this particular juncture, and if the party so looking had chanced to be learned in reading the various emotions of the heart from the expression of the features, they might have chanced upon some curious revelations. It was only one glance that Arabella gave to the Colonel, but that was sufficient. A word slightly spoken, and in due season, may say more than a volume of preaching; and so one transient glance, fleeting as a sun-beam in an English April, may, with most eloquent meaning, preach a sermon that would puzzle many a divine. But we have become so familiar with the reader, and put ourselves upon such a cordial shake-hands sort of feeling, in particular with you, Miss, who are now reading this passage, that we will whisper a secret in your ear, and the more readily, too, as to whisper we must come particularly close to that soft downy cheek, and almost be able to look askance into those eyes in which the light of Heaven seems dancing,—Arabella Wilmot is in love!
If anyone had been watching Arabella Wilmot's face at this moment, and if that person happened to be skilled at interpreting the various emotions expressed through facial features, they might have uncovered some intriguing insights. Arabella gave the Colonel just one glance, but it was enough. A softly spoken word, delivered at the right moment, can convey more than a whole book of sermons; similarly, a brief glance, as fleeting as a sunbeam in an English April, can carry profound meaning that would leave many a preacher confounded. We’ve grown so familiar with you, dear reader, especially you, Miss, who are now reading this, that we’d like to share a little secret with you. And since sharing a secret requires us to get especially close to that soft, downy cheek and nearly look into those eyes where the light of Heaven seems to dance, let us reveal this: Arabella Wilmot is in love!
Yes, Arabella Wilmot is in love with Colonel Jeffery; and small blame to her, as they say in Ireland, for is he not a gentleman in the true acceptation of the term? Not a manufactured gentleman, but one of nature's gentlemen.
Yes, Arabella Wilmot is in love with Colonel Jeffery; and she can't be blamed for it, as they say in Ireland, for isn't he a true gentleman? Not a fake gentleman, but one of nature's gentlemen.
You will have promised, my dear what's-your-name, that Arabella, to herself even, has hardly confessed her feelings; but still they are creeping upon her most insidiously as such feelings somehow or other will and do creep.
You must have promised, my dear what's-your-name, that Arabella, even to herself, has barely admitted her feelings; yet they are sneaking up on her so subtly, as feelings often do and can.
To be sure, if any one were to stop her in the street or any where else to say, "Arabella, you are in love with Colonel Jeffery," she would say—"No, no, no!" many times over.
To be sure, if anyone were to stop her in the street or anywhere else to say, "Arabella, you're in love with Colonel Jeffery," she would say—"No, no, no!" over and over.
But yet it is true.
But it is true.
After this, who will be hardy enough, my dear, to dispute the fact with you and I?
After this, who will be bold enough, my dear, to argue the point with you and me?
And now we will watch her, ay, that we will, and see how she will behave herself under such trying circumstances.
And now we're going to watch her, yes, we are, and see how she'll handle herself in such difficult circumstances.
Colonel Jeffery advanced, and as in duty and gallantry called upon, he, after slightly bowing to the gentlemen, spoke to Arabella.
Colonel Jeffery moved forward, and as duty and bravery required, he slightly bowed to the gentlemen before speaking to Arabella.
"This is an unexpected pleasure, Miss Wilmot," he said. "I hope I see you well. Here is a seat close at hand. May I have the pleasure of conducting you to it?"
"This is a nice surprise, Miss Wilmot," he said. "I hope you’re doing well. Here's a seat nearby. May I have the honor of taking you to it?"
"Johanna is—is—is—" stammered Arabella.
"Johanna is—is—" stammered Arabella.
"Well, I hope," interposed the colonel.
"Well, I hope," the colonel interrupted.
"Oh, no—no—that is, yes."
"Oh, no—no—that is, yes."
The colonel looked puzzled. He was not a conjurer, and so might look puzzled, if he looked like any ordinary man, who hears any one say no, and yes in the same breath, without any injury to his reputation.
The colonel looked confused. He wasn't a magician, so he might appear puzzled, just like any regular guy who hears someone say both no and yes in the same breath, without damaging his reputation.
"Mr. Ben," said Sir Richard Blunt, "I have something for your private ear, if you will just step on with me."
"Mr. Ben," said Sir Richard Blunt, "I have something to discuss privately with you, if you could just come with me."
"My private ear?" said Ben with a confused look, as if he would have liked to add, "which is that?"
"My private ear?" Ben said with a confused expression, as if he wanted to add, "What does that mean?"
"Yes. This way if you please."
"Sure. This way, if you don’t mind."
Ben walked on with the magistrate, and Colonel Jeffery was alone with Arabella Wilmot. Yes, alone with the one person who insensibly had crept into her affections. Alas! Is the pure love of that young creature scattered to the winds? Is she one of those who drag about them in this world the heavy chain of unrequited affection? We shall see. Arabella had permitted the colonel to hand her to one of the garden-seats near at hand. How could she prevent him? If he had chosen instead to hand her into the river it would have been just the same, and she would have gone. He led her by that wreath of flowers which in old Arcadia was first linked by Cupid, and which, in all time since, has wound itself around the hearts of all the boy-god's victims.
Ben walked on with the magistrate, leaving Colonel Jeffery alone with Arabella Wilmot. Yes, alone with the one person who had quietly captured her affections. Alas! Is the pure love of that young woman now scattered to the winds? Is she one of those who carry the heavy burden of unrequited love? We’ll see. Arabella had allowed the colonel to lead her to one of the nearby garden seats. How could she have stopped him? If he had chosen instead to take her into the river, it would have been the same, and she would have followed. He guided her by that wreath of flowers that in ancient Arcadia was first linked by Cupid and which, throughout time, has wrapped itself around the hearts of all the boy-god's victims.
"Miss Wilmot," said the colonel, and now his voice faltered a little, "I have much wished to see you."
"Miss Wilmot," the colonel said, his voice slightly trembling now, "I’ve been eager to see you."
"Very fine, indeed," said Arabella. "You said something about the weather, did you not?"
"Very nice, indeed," said Arabella. "You mentioned something about the weather, didn’t you?"
"Not exactly," he said; "I had much wished to see you."
"Not really," he said; "I really wanted to see you."
"Me?"
"Me?"
"Yes, and to begin at the beginning, you know I—I—loved Johanna Oakley. Yes, I loved her."
"Yes, and to start from the beginning, you know I—I—loved Johanna Oakley. Yes, I loved her."
"Yes—yes."
"Yep—yep."
"I loved her for her beauty, and for the gentle and the chivalrous devotion of her character, you understand. I loved her for the very tears she shed for another, and for the very constancy with which she clung to the memory of his affection for her. I saw in her such child-like purity of mind, such generosity of disposition, such enchanting humanity of soul, that I could not but love her."
"I loved her for her beauty and for the kind and noble devotion of her character, you know? I loved her for the tears she cried for someone else and for the unwavering way she held onto the memory of his love for her. I saw in her such childlike innocence, such a generous spirit, and such captivating humanity that I couldn’t help but love her."
"Yes, yes," gasped Arabella. "Yes."
"Yes, yes," gasped Arabella. "Totally."
"Will you pardon me for saying all this to you?"
"Can you forgive me for saying all this to you?"
"Oh yes. Go on—go on, unless you have said all?"
"Oh yes. Keep going—keep going, unless you’ve said everything?"
"I have not."
"I haven't."
"Then, then you have only to add that you love her still?"
"Then, do you just need to add that you still love her?"
"Yes, but—"
"Yeah, but—"
Arabella's heart beat painfully.
Arabella's heart ached.
"Ah," she said, "has true love any reservations? You love her, and yet you have something else to say."
"Ah," she said, "does true love have any doubts? You love her, and yet you have something else to say."
"I have. I love her still. But it is not as I loved her. She has convinced me of her constancy to her first affection, that—that—"
"I have. I still love her. But it’s not the same as it used to be. She has made me believe in her loyalty to her first love, that—that—"
"Yes, yes."
"Yeah, yeah."
"That being so convinced, I now love her, but with that love a brother might feel for a dear sister, and I almost think it was a kind of preparation to try to awaken in the smouldering fires of her lost love a new passion. She has made me feel that the love of woman once truly awakened is an undying passion and can know no change—no extinction."
"Now that I’m so convinced, I love her, but it’s the kind of love a brother feels for a beloved sister. I almost think it was a way to try to stir up the fading embers of her lost love into a new passion. She has shown me that a woman’s love, once truly ignited, is an everlasting passion that can’t change or fade away."
"True. Oh, how true!"
"Absolutely. Oh, so true!"
"I have learnt from her that when once the heart of a young and gentle girl—one in whom there are no evil passions, no world-wise failings nor earthly varieties—is touched by the holy flame of affection, it may consume her being, but it never can be extinguished."
"I've learned from her that when the heart of a young and kind girl—someone who has no bad feelings, no cynical flaws, or worldly experiences—is touched by the pure spark of love, it might take over her entire being, but it can never be snuffed out."
Arabella burst into tears.
Arabella started crying.
"Love," added the colonel, "may be trodden down, but like truth it can never be trodden out!"
"Love," the colonel added, "can be pushed down, but like the truth, it can never be completely eliminated!"
"Never! never!" sobbed Arabella. "Let me go now! Oh, sir, let me go home now?"
"Never! Never!" cried Arabella. "Please let me go now! Oh, sir, can I go home now?"
"One moment!"
"Hold on a second!"
She trembled, but she sat still.
She shook, but she stayed put.
"Only a moment, Arabella, while I tell you that man's love is different from this. That man can reason upon his affections, and that when the first beauty and excellence upon which he may cast his eyes is denied to his arms, he can look for equal beauty—equal excellence—equal charms of mind and person in another, and—"
"Just a moment, Arabella, while I explain that men's love is different from this. A man can think about his feelings, and when the first beauty and greatness he sees is out of reach, he can look for similar beauty—similar greatness—similar charm in someone else, and—"
Arabella tried to go, but somehow she felt spell-bound and could not rise from that garden seat.
Arabella tried to leave, but for some reason, she felt enchanted and couldn't get up from that garden chair.
"And," added the colonel, "with as pure a passion, man can make an idol of her who can be his, as he approached her who could not.—Miss Wilmot, I love you!"
"And," the colonel added, "with just as much passion, a man can idolize her who can be his, just as he longs for her who cannot be. —Miss Wilmot, I love you!"
"Oh, no, no—Johanna."
"Oh no, Johanna."

Colonel Jeffery Declares His Love For Arabella.
Colonel Jeffery Confesses His Love for Arabella.
"I do not shrink from the pronunciation of that name; I have said that I loved Johanna. If she had been fancy-free and would have looked upon me with eyes of favour, I would have made her my wife; but such was not to be, and for the same qualities that I loved her I love you. I am afraid I have not explained my feelings well."
"I’m not afraid to say that name; I’ve admitted that I loved Johanna. If she had been single and had looked at me with kindness, I would have made her my wife; but that was not meant to happen, and for the same reasons that I loved her, I love you. I’m worried I haven’t expressed my feelings clearly."
"Oh, yes. That is, I don't know."
"Oh, yes. I mean, I don't know."
"And now, Miss Wilmot, will you allow me to hope that what I have said to you may not be all in vain? That—"
"And now, Miss Wilmot, can I hope that what I've said to you isn’t all for nothing? That—"
"No, no."
"No way."
"No?"
"Nope?"
"Allow me to go, now. My mind is too full of the fate of Johanna even to permit me to reject in the language taught—"
"Let me go now. My mind is too consumed with Johanna's fate to even consider rejecting what I've been taught—"
"Reject?"
"Decline?"
"Yes," she said, "reject. I wish you all the happiness this world can afford to you, Colonel Jeffery."
"Yes," she said, "reject. I wish you all the happiness this world can offer you, Colonel Jeffery."
"Then you will be mine?"
"Then you’ll be mine?"
"No, no, no. Farewell."
"No way. Goodbye."
She rose, and this time the colonel did not attempt to detain her. He stepped back a pace or two, and bowed, and then rose and walked a pace or two away. Then she turned, and holding out her hand, she cried—
She got up, and this time the colonel didn’t try to stop her. He took a step or two back, bowed, then got up and walked a couple of steps away. Then she turned around, extended her hand, and exclaimed—
"We may—may be friends."
"We might—might be friends."
The colonel took the little hand in silence, but the expression of his face was one of deep chagrin.
The colonel took the small hand quietly, but his face showed deep regret.
"Good-bye," said Arabella.
"Goodbye," said Arabella.
How courageous she had become all of a sudden, as it were.
How brave she had suddenly become, it seemed.
"And is this all?" said Jeffery.
"And is this everything?" Jeffery asked.
"Yes, all. When I see Johanna I will remember you to her."
"Yes, all of them. When I see Johanna, I will mention you to her."
The colonel bowed again, as he replied—
The colonel bowed again as he answered—
"I shall be much beholden to you, Miss Wilmot, for that kindness."
"I would really appreciate your kindness, Miss Wilmot."
"And—and I hope you will find—find—that is, meet with some one, who—who don't chance to know that your love is a kind of second-hand—that is, I don't mean that, but a—a—Yes, that is all."
"And I hope you will meet someone who doesn't realize that your love is a bit second-hand. I don't mean it like that, but... Yes, that's all."
Arabella was saying too much. The colonel replied gently—
Arabella was talking too much. The colonel responded gently—
"I am truly obliged for the highly explanatory speech just uttered by Arabella Wilmot, whom I have the honour to wish a very good-day."
"I am really grateful for the detailed speech just given by Arabella Wilmot, whom I have the pleasure to wish a very good day."
Arabella trembled.
Arabella was shaking.
"No, no. Not thus, Colonel Jeffery. We are friends, indeed."
"No, no. Not like that, Colonel Jeffery. We are truly friends."
"Remarkable good acquaintances," said the colonel, as he walked away towards Sir Richard Blunt and Ben. Arabella walked hastily on, having but one idea at the moment, and that was to leave the garden, but she could not find the gate, and Ben ran after her as well as he could, calling—
"Really good friends," said the colonel as he walked away toward Sir Richard Blunt and Ben. Arabella hurried on, having only one thought in her mind: to get out of the garden. But she couldn't find the gate, and Ben chased after her as best as he could, calling—
"Miss A. W.—Miss A. W., where are you a-going? Don't you go yet. I'll take care of you and see you all right, you know, or perhaps you'd like to take a wherry here at the Temple stairs, and go to the Tower, and see the animals fed?"
"Miss A. W.—Miss A. W., where are you going? Don't leave just yet. I'll look after you and make sure you're okay, or maybe you want to hop on a boat here at the Temple stairs and head to the Tower to watch the animals being fed?"
"Yes, no—that is, anything," replied Arabella. "I will go home now, I am so very—very wretched!"
"Yes, no—that is, whatever," replied Arabella. "I'm heading home now, I feel so very—very miserable!"
"What, wretched? Here, Colonel thingumy, she says she—"
"What, miserable? Here, Colonel what's-his-name, she says she—"
"If you dare!" said Arabella, as she placed her hand upon the arm of Ben. "If you dare!"
"If you dare!" Arabella said, placing her hand on Ben's arm. "If you dare!"
"Lor!" said Ben, as he looked down from his altitude upon the frail and beautiful young creature. "Lor! easy does it!"
"Lor!" Ben said, looking down from his height at the delicate and beautiful young woman. "Lor! Take it easy!"
The voice of Ben, however, had brought both the colonel and Sir Richard Blunt to the spot. During that brief time that had elapsed since the colonel had last spoken to Arabella, Sir Richard had told him of the perilous position of Johanna, and the look of anxiety upon his face was most marked. Arabella heard him say—
The voice of Ben, however, had brought both the colonel and Sir Richard Blunt to the spot. During the short time that had passed since the colonel last spoke to Arabella, Sir Richard had informed him about Johanna's dangerous situation, and the worry on his face was very evident. Arabella heard him say—
"Make use of me in any way you please, Sir Richard. Regard my safety or even my life as nothing compared to her preservation."
"Use me however you want, Sir Richard. Consider my safety or even my life as insignificant next to her well-being."
Arabella knew what he meant.
Arabella understood what he meant.
"Ben," she said, "will you come with me, and see me a part of my way home?"
"Ben," she said, "will you come with me and walk me part of the way home?"
"Yes, my dear, to be sure. Then you won't come and see the criturs fed to-day, I supposes?"
"Yes, my dear, of course. So, you won’t be coming to see the animals being fed today, I guess?"
"No, no."
"No way."
"Very well. Easy does it. Come along, my dear—come along. Lord love you! I'll take care of you. I should only like to see anybody look at you while you are with me, my duck. Bless your little bits of twinkling eyes!"
"Alright. Take it easy. Come on, my dear—let’s go. I swear! I'll take care of you. I'd like to see anyone try to stare at you while you’re with me, sweetheart. Bless your little sparkling eyes!"
"Thank you—thank you."
"Thanks—thanks."
"Lor! it's enough to make a fellow go mad in love, to see such criturs as you, my dear; but whenever I thinks of such things, I says to myself—'I'll just pop in and see Mother Oakley,' and that soon puts it all out of my head, I can tell you."
"Wow! It's enough to drive a guy insane with love, seeing such creatures like you, my dear; but whenever I think about stuff like that, I tell myself—'I'll just drop by and see Mother Oakley,' and that quickly clears my mind, I can tell you."
"Indeed?"
"Really?"
"Yes. You should go in at feeding time some day, and see her a-coming it strong with fried ingins."
"Yeah. You should go in during feeding time someday and watch her really digging into the fried onions."
"Fried what?"
"Fried what?"
"Ingins—ingins; round things. Ingions—ah! that's it."
"Ingins—ingins; round things. Ingions—oh! that’s it."
"Onions?"
"Onions?"
"Very like—very like. But come on, my dear—come on. Easy does it! Always remember that whenever you gets into any fix. Easy does it!"
"Very similar—very similar. But come on, my dear—let’s take it easy! Always keep in mind that whenever you find yourself in a tough situation, just take it easy!"
Did Arabella think the colonel would run after her and say something? Yes she did; but he came not. Did she think he would be loath to part with her upon such terms as they had seemed to part? Yes, yes. Surely he could not let her go without some kinder, softer, word that he had last spoken to her? But he did. He only watched her with his eyes; and when Sir Richard Blunt, who, it would appear, knew something of the colonel's feelings, said to him—
Did Arabella think the colonel would chase after her and say something? Yes, she did; but he didn’t. Did she think he would be reluctant to say goodbye under the circumstances they had just parted? Yes, definitely. Surely he couldn’t let her go without some kinder, softer words than what he had last said to her? But he did. He only watched her with his eyes; and when Sir Richard Blunt, who seemed to know something about the colonel's feelings, said to him—
"All right, I suppose, Colonel Jeffery?"
"Alright, I guess, Colonel Jeffery?"
He only shook his head.
He just shook his head.
"What, anything amiss?"
"What's wrong?"
"She has rejected me!"
"She rejected me!"
"Oh, is that all?"
"Oh, is that it?"
"All? And enough too."
"All? And that’s enough too."
"Phoo! She was sure to do that. Don't you know the old adage, that—
"Phoo! She was definitely going to do that. Don’t you know the old saying that—
"Why, man, No comes as naturally to the tip of a young girl's tongue when she means Yes, as Don't when she expects to be kissed. I tell you, she loves you. She adores the very ground you walk on."
"Why, man, 'No' comes as easily to a young girl's lips when she means 'Yes,' just like 'Don't' when she's hoping to be kissed. I tell you, she loves you. She adores the very ground you walk on."
"And yet she taunted me with my passion for Johanna, and called me a second-hand lover."
"And yet she teased me about my feelings for Johanna and called me a cheap thrill."
"Did she, though? Ha! ha! ha! ha! Upon my life that was good—was it not?"
"Did she really? Ha! Ha! Ha! That was funny—wasn't it?"
CHAPTER LXXVII.
MRS. LOVETT VISITS THE BANK.
Mrs. Lovett, Mrs. Lovett, we are neglecting you! Excuse us, fascinating piece of wickedness. We are now in Bell-yard again. It will be recollected what a mental ferment the appearance of Ben, and Arabella, and Sir Richard Blunt, at the window of her shop had put her in. Not that she knew any of those parties—nor that she connected any of them in any way with her feelings, except so far as their attitudes might at that moment lead her to suppose. The attitudes certainly were such as to create suspicion. All this, joined to the previous state of mind of Mrs. Lovett, did not tend to produce that heavenly calm, which philosophers tell us is such a remarkably nice thing. On the contrary, the mind of Mrs. Lovett rather resembled a raging torrent, boiling and bubbling to some destruction which was afar off, and which could only be reached through the perils and dangers of some stormy passage. She was sighing for peace. She had begun to sicken for the results of her life of iniquity—not those results which an indignant and outraged public would have visited her with, but those results which she and all persons, who deliberately and systematically commence a career of guilt, picture to themselves. Criminality is never engaged in for its own sake. There is always some ultimate object in view, which makes the retrospect less horrible, and the prospect dim and dubious, though it may be yet a thing of pleasurable anticipation. Of course, we are only reasoning upon those minds that reflect. There are many who lead a life of criminality, who do so as the manifestation of an intellect that can picture nothing else. But the reader knows that Mrs. Lovett was not of such an order. She was to some extent an educated, and to a considerable extent a clever woman. Hence, then, she had always pictured to herself wealth and retirement, respect and power, as the ends for which she was striving with such unscrupulous means. But of late, with a shuddering horror, she had begun to dread that all she had hoped for was getting only more distant. She had contracted a strong notion of the bad faith of Todd, and if such were really the case, all was indeed lost. If he allowed his cupidity just to induce him to commit the crime that would be one too many, destruction must fall upon them both. If likewise he instantly made an effort to take to himself all the profits of the unholy traffic that they were mutually engaged in, all would be lost to both; for was she a likely woman to crouch down in silence under such a blow? No! the scaffold prepared by her instrumentality for Todd, would be scarcely less a triumph to her that she herself would share it with him. He ought to have known better than he did. How clear and long-sighted we find people upon subjects that from this distance may be supposed to present difficulties, and yet how shallow they are upon what is close to them. One would have thought that such a man as Todd could easily have said to himself, with regard to Mrs. Lovett, "I dare not tamper with the objects of that woman," and he would have said it with truth; but on the contrary, he only looked upon her as a convenient tool, which was to be thrown aside when it had served all the purposes for which he intended it. There could not have been a more fatal mistake upon the part of Todd as concerned his safety. But to return to Mrs. Lovett. The brandy she had promised to the prisoner was quite forgotten. She sat revolving in her mind, how she could put an end to the state of horrible doubt and perplexity in which she was. There were some little difficulties in the way of Mrs. Lovett emerging from her present condition. It has been before hinted at, that Todd and the fair lady of the pie-shop had between them accumulated a large sum of money, and that the money was duly deposited in the hands of a stock-broker, who was by no means to part with it to either of them, except upon an order signed by both. So far all looked fair enough; and as they were likewise bound together by such a bond of mutual guilt, it did not look likely that either would make an endeavour to get the better of the other. Suppose there was £40,000 in the hands of the stock-broker, it did not seem, we say, under all the circumstances likely that Todd—being fairly entitled as between them, to £20,000—would peril the safety of both their necks, by getting up a quarrel about the division equitably of the spoil. The same reasoning will apply to Mrs. Lovett. But these unlikely things are the very things that do come to pass to upset the finest plans. Todd never from the first—whenever that was—meant that Mrs. Lovett should share with him; no, he thought that he, as the superior genius, the greater villain, would manage to cheat her, and that she would, for her own safety's sake, be obliged to put up with what he chose to give her. That would have been only such a pittance, as to keep her constantly in a state of dependance upon him. Now, to do Mrs. Lovett justice upon the old equitable principle of giving the devil his due, she never had any intention, until she saw symptoms of bad faith in Todd, of attempting to act otherwise than fairly by him. She loathed him; and all she meant to do, was when the division of the spoil should take place, to ascertain where he was going, and then to get as far off him as possible. Of late, however, finding that Todd was getting lucky, and feeling quite convinced that he aimed at her life, other views had dawned upon her, as we are already well aware. She did not so much care for all the money as she would have liked in her retirement, wherever it was, to have felt sure that Todd was not
Mrs. Lovett, Mrs. Lovett, we've been ignoring you! Sorry, captivating piece of wickedness. We're back in Bell-yard again. You might remember how much turmoil it caused Mrs. Lovett when Ben, Arabella, and Sir Richard Blunt showed up at her shop window. She didn't know any of them, nor did she connect any of them with her feelings, except that their attitudes led her to think something was off. Those attitudes certainly raised suspicion. All of this, along with Mrs. Lovett's previous state of mind, did not contribute to that heavenly calm philosophers say is so wonderful. On the contrary, Mrs. Lovett's mind was like a raging torrent, boiling and bubbling towards a distant destruction that could only be reached through a stormy passage filled with dangers. She was longing for peace. She had started to feel uneasy about the consequences of her life of wrongdoing—not the kind that an outraged public would bring upon her, but the kind that she and anyone who deliberately chooses a path of guilt imagine for themselves. Crime is never committed for its own sake. There's always some end goal in mind that makes looking back a bit less horrifying and the future uncertain, even if it still holds the promise of pleasure. Of course, this only applies to those who think critically. Many who live a life of crime do it because they can't envision anything else. But the reader knows that Mrs. Lovett wasn't that type. She was somewhat educated and quite clever. Thus, she always imagined wealth, retirement, respect, and power as the goals she was pursuing through unscrupulous means. But lately, with a shuddering horror, she had begun to fear that all she had hoped for was slipping further away. She had developed a strong suspicion of Todd's bad faith, and if that were true, then all was indeed lost. If he let his greed drive him to commit a crime that was one too many, destruction would fall upon them both. If he also tried to take all the profits from their illicit business for himself, everything would be lost to them both; after all, was she the kind of woman to quietly accept such a blow? No! The scaffold she had helped prepare for Todd would barely be less of a victory for her if she had to share it with him. He should have known better. It's amazing how clear-sighted people can be about things that seem complicated from a distance, yet how foolish they are when it comes to what’s right in front of them. One would think that someone like Todd could easily have said to himself regarding Mrs. Lovett, "I can't mess with this woman," and he would have meant it; yet, he only saw her as a useful tool to be discarded once he was done. This was the most fatal mistake Todd could have made concerning his own safety. But back to Mrs. Lovett. The brandy she promised to the prisoner was completely forgotten. She was thinking about how to end the horrible doubt and confusion she was in. There were some obstacles blocking Mrs. Lovett's escape from her current situation. It’s been hinted before that Todd and the pie-shop lady had amassed a large sum of money, which was securely held by a stockbroker who wouldn’t release it to either of them without a signed order from both. So far, everything seemed fine; and since they were also bound together by their shared guilt, it didn’t seem likely that either would try to outsmart the other. Assuming there was £40,000 with the stockbroker, it didn’t appear likely that Todd—who was fairly entitled to £20,000—would risk both their necks by starting a quarrel over how to fairly split the spoils. The same reasoning applies to Mrs. Lovett. But those unlikely scenarios are exactly what can derail even the best-laid plans. Todd never intended for Mrs. Lovett to share with him; no, he thought he, being the superior mastermind and greater villain, could outsmart her, leaving her dependent on his generosity. He would have given her only a pittance to keep her reliant on him. Now, to be fair to Mrs. Lovett, she had no intention of acting unfairly towards Todd until she noticed signs of his bad faith. She despised him; all she planned to do was determine where he was going when it came time to split the haul, and then get as far away from him as possible. Recently, however, observing Todd's luck and being convinced he was plotting against her life, new thoughts had begun to occur to her, as we already know. She didn't care so much for the money; she just wanted to feel secure in her retirement, wherever that might be, knowing that Todd was not
and hence she had taken the pains, all of which had been frustrated, to put him into another world. But a feeling, superstitiously consequent upon her failure, had started up in her mind that he bore a charmed life; and hence she bethought herself of flying from England; but the money—how was she to get the money to do so? How was she, without his cognisance, to get her share of the funds which had been placed in the hands of a stock-broker? Now, since she had begun to feel uncomfortable regarding the faith of Todd, Mrs. Lovett had kept what cash she saved at home; therefore some weeks had elapsed since she had paid a monetary visit to the city. If she had gone as usual, she might have got some news. To a woman of lively and discursive imagination like Mrs. Lovett, a plan of operation was not long in suggesting itself. Why, she asked herself, should she hesitate to put Todd's name to the document necessary to get her half of the money from the stock-broker? What a natural consequence from this question it was to ask herself another, which was—If I am forging Todd's signature at all, might I not do it for the whole amount as for half, and so take the only revenge upon him which he would feel, or which I dare offer myself the gratification of exacting from him? When such a question as this is asked, it is practically answered in the affirmative. Mrs. Lovett felt quite decided upon it. She was a woman of courage. No faint-hearted scruple interposed between the thought and the execution of a project with her. The recent scene that had taken place in front of her window decided her. Now or never! she told herself. Now or never is the time to escape. I have nothing to encumber myself with. Let Todd keep his jewels and trinkets. All I want is the money which is in the hands of Mr. Anthony Brown, the stock-broker, and that I will have forthwith. Mrs. Lovett did not know the exact amount; but as it was a joint account, such an amount of ignorance need not appear at all surprising to the stock-broker; so she drew up an order for the money, and signed it with both Todd's name and her own, leaving a blank for the amount. She then carefully locked up all doors but that of the outer shop, and having procured the services of a young girl from a greengrocer's shop in the vicinity, to mind the place for an hour, as she said, she considered she was all right. The girl had attended to the shop before for Mrs. Lovett at times when no batches of pies were expected from the regions below, so she did not feel at all surprised at the call upon her services.
and so she had tried, all of which had failed, to get him into another world. But a feeling, almost superstitious because of her failure, had begun to grow in her mind that he had a charmed life; and so she thought about leaving England. But the money—how was she supposed to get the money to do that? How could she, without his knowledge, get her share of the funds that were in the hands of a stockbroker? Since she had started to feel uneasy about Todd's loyalty, Mrs. Lovett had kept the money she saved at home; therefore, it had been weeks since she made a trip to the city. If she had gone as usual, she might have received some news. For a woman with a vivid and wandering imagination like Mrs. Lovett, a plan didn't take long to come to mind. Why, she wondered, should she hesitate to put Todd's name on the document needed to get her half of the money from the stockbroker? It was a natural step from this question to ask herself another—If I’m forging Todd's signature anyway, why not do it for the whole amount instead of just half, and take the one revenge on him that he would feel, or that I could allow myself to enjoy? When such a question is posed, the answer usually comes back as a yes. Mrs. Lovett felt completely certain about it. She was a woman of resolve. No faint-hearted doubts stood in the way of her thoughts and actions. The recent scene outside her window had made her decision clear. Now or never! she told herself. Now is the time to escape. I have nothing to weigh me down. Let Todd keep his jewels and trinkets. All I want is the money with Mr. Anthony Brown, the stockbroker, and I’ll have it right away. Mrs. Lovett didn’t know the exact amount; but since it was a joint account, her lack of knowledge wouldn’t surprise the stockbroker at all. So she wrote up a request for the money and signed it with both Todd's name and her own, leaving the amount blank. She then carefully locked all the doors except for the one to the outer shop, and after hiring a young girl from a nearby greengrocery to watch the place for an hour, as she said, she felt all set. The girl had looked after the shop for Mrs. Lovett before when no batches of pies were expected from the basement, so she wasn’t at all shocked by the request for help.
"I shall be an hour," said Mrs. Lovett. "You can take a pie or two for yourself if you feel at all hungry; and if Mr. Todd should come in, say I'm gone to call upon a dress-maker in Bond-street."
"I'll be an hour," said Mrs. Lovett. "You can grab a pie or two for yourself if you're feeling hungry; and if Mr. Todd comes in, just say I've gone to visit a dressmaker on Bond Street."
"Yes, mum!"
"Yes, mom!"
Mrs. Lovett left the shop. At the corner of Bell-yard she turned and cast a glance at it. She hoped it was a farewell one—She shuddered and passed on; and then she muttered to herself—
Mrs. Lovett left the shop. At the corner of Bell-yard, she turned and glanced back at it. She hoped it was a farewell—she shuddered and moved on; then she muttered to herself—
"If I am—which assuredly I shall be—successful in the city, I will take post-horses there at once for some sea-port, and from thence reach the Continent, before Todd can dream of pursuit, or find out what I have done, or where bestowed myself."
"If I am—which I definitely will be—successful in the city, I will get post-horses right away to a seaport, and from there I’ll head to the Continent, before Todd can even think of chasing me, or figure out what I’ve done, or where I’ve gone."
She was not so impudent as to pass Todd's shop, but she went down one of the streets upon the opposite side of Fleet-street, and came up another, which was considerably past the house which was so full of horrors. A lumbering old hackney coach met her gaze. It was disengaged, and Mrs. Lovett got into it.
She wasn't bold enough to walk past Todd's shop, so she took one of the streets on the other side of Fleet Street and came up another one that was well past the house filled with horrors. A clunky old taxi caught her eye. It was available, and Mrs. Lovett got into it.
"To Lothbury," she said; and after swaying to and fro for a few moments, the machine was set in action, and duly steering up Ludgate Hill.
"To Lothbury," she said; and after swaying back and forth for a few moments, the machine was activated and began navigating up Ludgate Hill.
The impatience of Mrs. Lovett was so great, that she would gladly have done anything to induce the horses to go at a faster rate than the safe two miles and a half an hour to which they were accustomed, but she dreaded that if she exhibited any signs of extreme impatience she might excite suspicion. To the guilty, any observation of a more than ordinary character is a thing to dread. They would fain glide through life gently, and not at all do they sigh to be—
The impatience of Mrs. Lovett was so intense that she would have gladly done anything to get the horses to move faster than the usual two and a half miles an hour they were used to. However, she feared that if she showed too much impatience, it might raise suspicion. For those who are guilty, any unusual attention is something to fear. They would prefer to move through life smoothly and definitely don’t long to be—
But the longest journey even in the slowest hackney coach must come to an end. As Ben the beef-eater would have said—"Easy does it;" and as Mrs. Lovett's journey was anything but a long one, the gloomy precincts of Lothbury soon loomed upon her gaze. After the customary oscillations, and wheezing and creaking of all its joints and springs, the coach stopped.
But the longest trip, even in the slowest taxi, has to come to an end. As Ben the beef-eater would say—"Take it easy;" and since Mrs. Lovett's journey was anything but long, the dreary streets of Lothbury soon came into view. After the usual bumps, wheezing, and creaking of all its joints and springs, the taxi came to a stop.
"Wait," said Mrs. Lovett with commendable brevity; and alighting, she entered a dark door-way upon the side of which was painted, in letters that had contracted so much the colour of the wood-work that they were nearly illegible, "Mr. Anthony Brown."
"Wait," said Mrs. Lovett succinctly; and getting out, she entered a dark doorway where the words "Mr. Anthony Brown" had faded so much into the color of the wood that they were almost unreadable.
This was the stock-broker, who held charge of the ill-gotten gains of that pair of un-worthies, Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney Todd. A small door, covered with what had been green baize, but which was now of some perfectly original brown, opened into the outer office of the man of business, and there a spruce clerk held dominion. At the sound of the rustling silks of Mrs. Lovett, he raised his head from poring over the cumbrous ledger; and then seeing, to use his own vernacular, it was "a monstrous fine woman," he condescended to alight from his high stool, and he demanded the lady's pleasure.
This was the stockbroker in charge of the ill-gotten money of that shady pair, Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney Todd. A small door, once covered with green baize but now a unique shade of brown, opened into the outer office of the businessman, where a sharp-dressed clerk was in charge. At the sound of Mrs. Lovett's rustling silk, he looked up from the heavy ledger he was studying. Then, noticing that she was, in his own words, "a really fine woman," he decided to get off his high stool and asked what the lady wanted.
"Mr. Brown."
"Mr. Brown."
"Yes, madam. Certainly. Mr. B. is in his private room. What name shall I have the pleasure of saying?"
"Yes, ma'am. Of course. Mr. B. is in his private room. What name should I mention?"
"Lovett."
"Lovett."
"Lovett? Yes, madam. Certainly—a-hem! Pray be seated, madam, if you please."
"Lovett? Yes, ma'am. Of course—uh! Please have a seat, ma'am, if you don't mind."
Mrs. Lovett made a gesture of dissent, and the clerk went upon his errand. He was scarcely absent a moment, and then holding open a door, he said, with quite a chivalric air—
Mrs. Lovett shook her head, and the clerk went on his way. He was barely gone a moment, and then, holding a door open, he said with a very gallant attitude—
"This way, if you please, madam.—A monstrous fine woman," he added to himself.
"This way, if you don’t mind, ma’am. —A truly stunning woman," he added to himself.
The door closed after Mrs. Lovett, and she was in the private room of Mr. Anthony Brown.
The door shut behind Mrs. Lovett, and she found herself in Mr. Anthony Brown's private room.
"Ah, Mrs. Lovett. Pray be seated, madam. I am truly glad to see you well. Well, to be sure, you do look younger, and younger, and younger, every time I have the pleasure of a visit from you."
"Ah, Mrs. Lovett. Please have a seat. I'm really glad to see that you're doing well. Honestly, you look younger and younger every time you come to visit."
"Thank you, Mr. Brown, for the compliment. My visits have not been so numerous as usual of late."
"Thanks, Mr. Brown, for the compliment. I haven't been visiting as often lately."
"Why, no ma'am, they have not; but I hope we are going to resume business again in the old way?"
"Well, no ma'am, they haven't; but I hope we're going to get back to doing business as usual?"
"Not exactly."
"Not really."
"Well, my dear madam, whatever it is that has procured me the honour and the pleasure of this visit, I am sure I am very glad of it, and shall not quarrel with it. He! he! Nice weather, Mrs. Lovett."
"Well, my dear madam, whatever has brought me the honor and pleasure of this visit, I’m very glad for it and won’t complain. He! he! Nice weather, Mrs. Lovett."
"Very."
Very.
"Ah, madam—ah, it was a world of pities to disturb the investments. It was indeed. But ladies will be ladies."
"Ah, ma'am—oh, it was such a shame to disturb the investments. It really was. But women will be women."
"Sir?"
"Excuse me?"
"I—I merely said ladies will be ladies you know. And indeed—he! he!—I fully expected the interesting ceremony had come off before now, I did indeed; and I should have wagered a new hat."
"I—I just said that ladies will be ladies, you know. And really—ha!—I totally thought the exciting ceremony would have happened by now, I really did; and I would have bet a new hat on it."
"Mr. Brown, what are you talking about?"
"Mr. Brown, what are you saying?"
"About?"
"What's it about?"
"Yes, what do you mean?"
"Yes, what do you mean?"
"Why, a—a—that is—the—a—a—about—concerning—the—my dear madam, if I have inadvertently trodden upon your sensibilities, I—I really—"
"Why, um—that is—the um—about—regarding the—my dear madam, if I have accidentally offended you, I—I truly—"
"You really what?"
"What do you mean?"
Mr. Brown looked perplexed. Mrs. Lovett looked a little furious.
Mr. Brown looked confused. Mrs. Lovett looked a bit angry.
"Sir," she said. "Before I explain the cause of my visit to you, I insist upon knowing to what all your mysterious hints and remarks allude. Speak freely and plainly, sir."
"Sir," she said. "Before I explain why I'm here, I need to know what all your mysterious hints and comments are about. Please speak openly and clearly, sir."
"Well then, madam, when Mr. Todd was last here, he said that you had at last consented to reward years of devotion to you by becoming his, and that the ceremony which was to make him a happy man by uniting him to so much excellence and beauty, was to come off almost immediately, and that that was the reason you had both agreed to withdraw all the money I had in such snug and comfortable safe investments for you both. He! he! he!"
"Well, then, ma'am, when Mr. Todd was here last, he mentioned that you finally agreed to reward his years of devotion by becoming his, and that the ceremony to make him a happy man by uniting him with such excellence and beauty was going to happen very soon. That’s why you both decided to pull out all the money I had in such safe and comfortable investments for you both. Ha! Ha! Ha!"
CHAPTER LXXVIII.
MUTUAL DEFIANCE.
Be so good, reader, as to picture to yourself the look of Mrs. Lovett. We feel that one brief moment of imagination will do more to enable you to feel and to see with
Be so kind, reader, as to imagine the appearance of Mrs. Lovett. We believe that just a moment of your imagination will help you to feel and see with
her aspect, than as if we were to try a paragraph upon the subject. How that he! he! he! of Mr. Brown's rung in her ears. It was at any time almost enough to provoke a saint, and we need not say that this time of all others was not one at which Mrs. Lovett's feelings were attuned to gentleness and patience. Besides, she certainly was no saint. A rather heavy inkstand stood upon the table between Mrs. Lovett and the stock-broker. The next moment it narrowly escaped his head, leaving in its progress over his frontispiece a long streak of ink down his visage.
her appearance, rather than as if we were trying to write a paragraph on the topic. How that he! he! he! of Mr. Brown echoed in her ears. It was enough to irritate even a saint, and we don't need to mention that this time, more than any other, was not when Mrs. Lovett's feelings were geared towards kindness and patience. Plus, she definitely wasn't a saint. A pretty heavy inkstand was placed on the table between Mrs. Lovett and the stockbroker. The next moment, it just barely missed his head, leaving a long streak of ink across his face as it passed by.
"Wretch!" said Mrs. Lovett. "It is not true."
"Wretch!" Mrs. Lovett said. "That’s not true."
"Murder!" cried Mr. Brown.
"Murder!" shouted Mr. Brown.
Mrs. Lovett covered her face with both her hands for a moment, as though, to enable her to think clearly, it were necessary to shut out the external world; and then starting up, she advanced to the door of the room.
Mrs. Lovett covered her face with both hands for a moment, as if she needed to shut out the outside world to think clearly; then, suddenly standing up, she walked over to the door of the room.
"Murder!" said the stock-broker again.
"Murder!" said the broker again.
"Silence!"
"Be quiet!"
"A constable."
"A police officer."
"If you dare to say one word of this interview, I will return, and tear you limb from limb."
"If you even mention this interview, I'll come back and tear you apart."
Mrs. Lovett opened the door of the private room with such a vengeance that the nose of the clerk, who had been listening upon the other side, was seriously damaged thereby. He started back with a howl of pain.
Mrs. Lovett swung open the door to the private room so forcefully that the clerk, who had been eavesdropping on the other side, got his nose hurt pretty badly. He recoiled with a yelp of pain.
"Fool!" said Mrs. Lovett, as she passed him, and that was all she condescended to say to him;—not by any means an agreeable reminiscence of his last words with a lady to a gentleman who prided himself upon his looks—rather!
"Fool!" Mrs. Lovett said as she walked past him, and that was all she bothered to say; not exactly a pleasant memory of his last words with a lady to a guy who was proud of his looks—far from it!
Mrs. Lovett reached the street, and walked for some distance as though street it was not. She was only roused to a sense of the world in which she was, by hearing the sound of a voice calling—
Mrs. Lovett reached the street and walked for a while as if it were not there. She only became aware of the world around her when she heard someone calling her name—
"Mum—mum! Here yer is—mum—mum! woo!"
"Mom—mom! Here you are—mom—mom! woo!"
She turned and saw the coach in which she had come to the stock-broker.
She turned and saw the carriage she had taken to the stockbroker's office.
"Going back, mum?" said the man.
"Are you heading back, Mom?" said the man.
"Yes, yes."
"Yeah, yeah."
She stepped into the vehicle, looking more like an animated statue than aught human. The man stood touching what was once the brim of a hat, as he said—
She got into the car, looking more like a lively statue than anything human. The man stood there, fiddling with what used to be the brim of a hat, as he said—
"Where to, mum?"
"Where to, Mom?"
Mrs. Lovett looked at him with an air of such abstraction that it was quite clear she did not see him, but she heard the question, that came to her like an echo in the air.
Mrs. Lovett looked at him with such a distant expression that it was obvious she wasn’t really seeing him, but she heard the question, which came to her like an echo in the air.
"Where to, mum?"
"Where to, Mom?"
"To Fleet-street!"
"To Fleet Street!"
Wheeze—creak—wheeze—creak—sway—sway, and the coach moved on again. Mrs. Lovett sunk down among the straw with which the lower part of the vehicle was plentifully strewed; and then, with her head resting upon the seat, her throbbing temples clasped in her hands, she tried to think. Yes—she called upon all that calmness—that decision—that talent or tact, call it which you will that had saved her for so long, not to desert her now in this hour of her dire extremity. She called upon everything for aid but upon Heaven! and then, to ease her mind, she cursed a little. Somebody says—
Wheeze—creak—wheeze—creak—sway—sway, and the coach moved on again. Mrs. Lovett sank down among the straw that filled the lower part of the vehicle; then, resting her head on the seat with her throbbing temples cradled in her hands, she tried to think. Yes—she summoned all the calmness, the decisiveness, the skill or savvy that had kept her going for so long, hoping it wouldn’t abandon her now in this moment of desperation. She called upon everything for support except for Heaven! And then, to clear her head, she let out a few curses. Somebody says—
and so Mrs. Lovett got cooler, but not a whit the less determined, as the crazy vehicle conveyed her to Fleet-street. She fully intended now to measure conclusions with Todd. The distance was so short that even a hackney-coach performed it with tolerable promptitude. Mrs. Lovett did not wish to alight exactly at the door of Todd's shop; so she was rather glad upon finding the coach stop at the corner of Fleet-street by the old Market, and the driver demanded what number?
and so Mrs. Lovett got calmer, but not any less determined, as the crazy vehicle took her to Fleet Street. She fully intended to confront Todd. The distance was so short that even a cab managed it pretty quickly. Mrs. Lovett didn’t want to get out right in front of Todd's shop, so she was somewhat pleased when the cab stopped at the corner of Fleet Street by the old Market, and the driver asked what number?
"This will do."
"This works."
She was in the street in another minute. It took a minute to get out of a hackney-coach. It was like watching the moment to spring from a boat to the shore in a heavy surf. And yet, oh much vilified old hackney-coach! how much superior wert thou to thy bastard son, the present odious rattling, bumping, angular, bone-dislocating, horrid cab! The driver received about double his fare, and a cab-man of the present day would have gathered a mob by his vociferations, and blackguarded you into a shop, if you had treated him in such a way. Nothing less than three times what he's entitled to ever lights up the smallest spark of civility in the soul of a modern cab-driver, but the old hackney-coach-man was always content with double; so upon this occasion Mrs. Lovett got a "thank ye, mum;" and a long straw that had taken an affection for the skirt of her dress was arrested by jarvey and restored to the coach again.
She was in the street in a minute. It took a minute to get out of a cab. It was like timing the jump from a boat to the shore in rough waves. And yet, oh much criticized old cab! how much better were you than your modern counterpart, the current annoying rattling, bumping, awkward, bone-jarring, horrible cab! The driver received about double his fare, and a cab driver today would have whipped up a crowd with his shouting and cursing if you’d treated him like that. Nothing less than three times what he deserves ever brings out the smallest bit of courtesy from a modern cab driver, but the old cab driver was always happy with double; so this time Mrs. Lovett got a "thank you, ma'am;" and a long straw that had clung to the hem of her dress was grabbed by the driver and returned to the cab.
Mrs. Lovett walked to all appearance composedly up Fleet-street. Alas! in this world who can trust to appearances? She had time, before reaching the shop of Sweeney Todd, to arrange slightly what she should say to that worthy. Of course, he could know nothing of her visit to the City—of her interview with Mr. Brown, and she need not blurt that out too soon. She would argue with him a little, and then she would be down upon him with the knowledge of his knavery and treachery. She reached the shop. No wonder she paused there a moment or two to draw breath. You would have done the same; and after all, Mrs. Lovett was mortal. But she did not hesitate for long. The threshold was crossed—the handle of the door was in her hand—it was turned, and she stood in Todd's shop. Todd was looking at something in a bottle, which he was holding up to the light; and Mrs. Lovett saw, too, that a pretty genteel-looking lad was poking about the fire, as if to rouse it.
Mrs. Lovett walked seemingly calmly up Fleet Street. Unfortunately, in this world, who can really trust appearances? She had time, before reaching Sweeney Todd's shop, to think a bit about what she would say to him. Of course, he wouldn’t know anything about her visit to the City or her meeting with Mr. Brown, and she didn’t need to spill that too soon. She would debate with him a little, and then she would confront him with the knowledge of his deceit and betrayal. She arrived at the shop. It’s no surprise she paused there for a moment to catch her breath. You would have done the same; after all, Mrs. Lovett was only human. But she didn’t hesitate for long. She crossed the threshold—held the door handle in her hand—it was turned, and she stood in Todd's shop. Todd was looking at something in a bottle, holding it up to the light, and Mrs. Lovett noticed that a rather well-dressed young man was fiddling with the fire, as if trying to get it going.
"Ah, Mrs. Lovett!" said Todd, "how do you do? Some more of that fine grease for the hair, I suppose, madam?" Todd winked towards the lad (our dear friend Johanna), as though he would have said—"Don't appear to know me too well before this boy. Be careful, if you please."
"Ah, Mrs. Lovett!" Todd said, "How’s it going? I suppose you have some more of that great hair grease, right, ma'am?" Todd winked at the boy (our dear friend Johanna), as if to say—"Don't act like you know me too well in front of this kid. Please be careful."
"I have something to say to you, Mr. Todd."
"I have something to tell you, Mr. Todd."
"Oh, certainly, madam. Pray walk in—this way, if you please, madam—to my humble bachelor-parlour, madam. It is not fit exactly to ask a lady into; but we poor miserable single men, you know, madam, can only do the best we can. Ha! ha! This way."
"Oh, of course, ma'am. Please come in—this way, if you don't mind, ma'am—to my modest bachelor living room, ma'am. It's not exactly appropriate to invite a lady in; but us poor, lonely single guys, you know, ma'am, can only do our best. Ha! Ha! This way."
"No."
"Nope."
"Eh? Not come in?"
"Hey? Not coming in?"
"No. I have something to say to you, Mr. Todd; but I will say it here."
"No. I need to tell you something, Mr. Todd; but I'll say it here."
And now Mrs. Lovett gave a sidelong glance at the seeming boy, as much as to say—
And now Mrs. Lovett shot a sideways glance at the boy who appeared to be younger, as if to say—
"You can easily send him away if you don't want him to listen to our discourse."
"You can just send him away if you don't want him to hear what we're talking about."
Todd saw the glance; and the diabolical look that he sent to Mrs. Lovett in return would indeed have appalled any one of less nerve than she was possessed of. But she had come to that place wound up firmly to a resolution, and she would not shrink. Todd had no resource.
Todd saw the look, and the wicked glare he shot at Mrs. Lovett would have definitely frightened anyone with less nerve than she had. But she had arrived at that place determined and resolute, and she wouldn't back down. Todd had no options left.
"Charley," he said, "you can go and take a little turn—here is a penny to spend; get yourself something in the market. But be sure you are back within half an hour, for we shall have some customers, no doubt."
"Charley," he said, "you can go take a quick walk—here's a penny to spend; get yourself something at the market. But make sure you're back in half an hour, because we’ll definitely have some customers."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
Johanna did not exactly know whether to think that Mrs. Lovett came in anger or friendship; but, at all events, she felt that it would be hazardous to remain after so marked a dismissal from Todd, although she would gladly have heard what the subject of the conversation between those two was to be. Neither Mrs. Lovett nor Todd now spoke until Johanna had fairly gone and closed the door after her. Then Todd, as he folded his arms, and looked Mrs. Lovett fully in the face, said—
Johanna wasn’t sure whether Mrs. Lovett came out of anger or friendship, but she felt it was risky to stick around after such a clear dismissal from Todd, even though she would have loved to hear what their conversation would be about. Neither Mrs. Lovett nor Todd spoke until Johanna had left and closed the door behind her. Then Todd, crossing his arms and looking directly at Mrs. Lovett, said—
"Well?"
"What's up?"
"The time has come."
"Now is the time."
"What time?"
"What time is it?"
"For the end of our partnership—the dissolution of our agreement. I will go on no further. You can do as you please; but I am content."
"For the end of our partnership—the termination of our agreement. I won’t continue any longer. You can do whatever you want; but I’m satisfied."
"Humph!" said Todd.
"Humph!" Todd said.
"After much thought, I have come to this conclusion, Todd. Of course, let me be where I may, the secret of our road to fortune remains hidden here (she struck her breast as she spoke). All I want is my half of the proceeds, and then we part, I hope, for ever."
"After a lot of thinking, I've reached this conclusion, Todd. Well, no matter where I end up, the key to our path to wealth is still a mystery (she hit her chest as she said this). All I want is my share of the earnings, and then I hope we can go our separate ways for good."
"Humph!" said Todd.
"Ugh!" said Todd.
"And—and the sooner we can forget, if that be possible, the past, the better it will be for us both—only tell me where you purpose going, and I will take care to avoid you."
"And—and the sooner we can forget the past, if that’s possible, the better it will be for both of us—just tell me where you plan to go, and I’ll make sure to stay away from you."
"Humph!"
"Humph!"
Passion was boiling in the heart of Mrs. Lovett; and that was just what Todd wanted; for well he knew that something had gone amiss, and that as long as Mrs. Lovett could keep herself calm and reasonable, he should stand but a poor chance of finding out what it was, unless she chose, as part of her arrangement, to tell it; but if he could but rouse her passion, he should know all. Therefore was it that he kept on replying to what she said with that cold insulting sort of "humph!"
Passion was bubbling inside Mrs. Lovett, and that was exactly what Todd wanted. He knew something was off, and as long as Mrs. Lovett kept her cool and stayed reasonable, he wouldn’t have much luck figuring it out, unless she decided to share it as part of their deal. But if he could stir up her emotions, he’d get the answers he wanted. That’s why he kept responding to her with a cold, insulting "humph!"
"Man, do you hear me?"
"Hey, can you hear me?"
"Humph!"
"Ugh!"
"You villain!"
"You jerk!"
"Humph!"
"Ugh!"
Mrs. Lovett took from a side-table an iron, which, in the mystery of hair-dressing, was used for some purpose, and in a cool, calm voice, she said—
Mrs. Lovett picked up an iron from a side table, which was used in the art of hairdressing for some purpose, and in a cool, calm voice, she said—
"If you do not answer me as you ought, I will throw this through your window, into the street; and the first person who comes in, in consequence, I will ask to seize Todd, the murderer! and offer myself as evidence of his numerous atrocities—contrite evidence—myself repenting of my share in them, and relying upon the mercy of the crown, which, in recompense for my denouncing you may graciously pardon me."
"If you don’t respond the way you should, I’ll throw this through your window, into the street; and the first person who shows up because of it, I’ll ask to arrest Todd, the murderer! I’ll offer myself as evidence of his many crimes—sincere evidence—repenting for my part in them, and counting on the mercy of the crown, which might graciously forgive me for turning you in."
"And so it has come to this?" said Todd.
"And so it has come to this?" Todd said.
"You see and hear that it has."
"You see and hear that it has."
It was rather a curious coincidence, that Mrs. Lovett had threatened Todd that she would awaken public attention to his shop by the same means that Sir Richard Blunt had recommended to Johanna to use in case of any emergency—namely, throwing something through the window into the street. If Mrs. Lovett had been goaded by Todd to throw the iron through a pane of his glass, the officers of Sir Richard would quickly have made their appearance to hear her denunciation of the barber. Unhappy woman! If she had but known what the future had in store for her, that act which she threatened Todd with, and which to her imagination seemed such a piece of pure desperation, would have been the most prudent thing she could have done. But it was not to be! There was a few moments silence now between them. It was broken by Todd.
It was quite a strange coincidence that Mrs. Lovett had warned Todd that she would draw public attention to his shop by the same method Sir Richard Blunt had suggested to Johanna for any emergency—specifically, throwing something through the window into the street. If Mrs. Lovett had been pushed by Todd to throw the iron through one of his windows, Sir Richard's officers would have quickly shown up to hear her accusations against the barber. Poor woman! If only she had known what the future held for her, that act she threatened Todd with, which seemed like sheer desperation to her, would have been the smartest thing she could have done. But it wasn't meant to be! There was a brief moment of silence between them, which was broken by Todd.
"Are you mad?" he said.
"Are you crazy?" he said.
"No."
"Nope."
"Then, what, in the name of all that is devilish, has got possession of you?"
"Then, what the hell has taken over you?"
"I have told you my determination. Give me twenty thousand pounds—you may profit by the odd sum—give me that amount, and I will go in peace. You know I am entitled to more; but there is no occasion for us to reckon closely. Give me the sum I seek, and you will see me no more.
"I’ve shared my decision with you. Give me twenty thousand pounds—you can benefit from the extra amount—just give me that, and I’ll leave you in peace. You know I deserve more, but there’s no need for us to go over everything in detail. Give me what I’m asking for, and you won’t see me again."
"You take me by surprise. Just step into the parlour, and—"
"You catch me off guard. Just come into the living room, and—"
"No—no."
"No way."
"Why not? Do you suspect—"
"Why not? Do you think—"
"I suspect nothing; but I am sure of much. Now, for me to set foot within your parlour would be tantamount to the commission of suicide, and I am not yet come to that—you understand me?"
"I don’t suspect anything, but I know a lot. For me to step into your living room would be like committing suicide, and I’m not at that point yet—you get what I mean?"
Todd understood her. His hand strayed to a razor that lay partially open close to him. Mrs. Lovett raised the iron.
Todd understood her. His hand wandered to a razor that was partially open nearby. Mrs. Lovett lifted the iron.

Mrs. Lovett And Todd Quarrel.
Mrs. Lovett and Todd Fight.
"Beware!" she said.
"Watch out!" she said.
Todd shrunk back.
Todd recoiled.
"Pho! pho! this is child's play," he said. "You and I, Mrs. Lovett, ought to be above all this—far above it. You want your half of the proceeds of our joint business, and I must confess, at the moment, that the demand rather staggered and distressed me; but the more I think of it, the more reasonable it appears."
"Pho! pho! this is so easy," he said. "You and I, Mrs. Lovett, should be above all this—way above it. You want your share of the profits from our business, and I have to admit, right now, it caught me off guard and upset me; but the more I think about it, the more reasonable it seems."
"Very well. Give it to me, then."
"Alright. Hand it over to me, then."
"Why, really now, my dear Mrs. Lovett, you quite forget that all our joint savings are in the hands of Mr. Brown."
"Why, honestly now, my dear Mrs. Lovett, you completely forget that all our savings are with Mr. Brown."
Todd glared at her as though he would read her very soul. She felt that he more than suspected she knew all, and she adopted at once the bold policy of avowing it.
Todd glared at her as if he could see into her very soul. She had the feeling that he suspected she knew everything, so she immediately chose the daring approach of admitting it.
"I do not forget anything that it is essential should be remembered," she said; "and among other things, I know that, by forging my name, you have withdrawn the whole of the money from the hands of Brown. It is not worth our while to dispute concerning your motives for such an act. Let it suffice that I know it, and that I am here to demand my due."
"I don't forget anything that needs to be remembered," she said; "and among other things, I know that by forging my name, you took all the money from Brown. There's no point in arguing about your reasons for doing that. Just know that I’m aware of it, and I’m here to get what I’m owed."
"Ha! ha!"
"LOL!"
"You laugh?"
"You think that's funny?"
"I do, indeed. Why, really now—ha! ha!—this is good; and so it is this withdrawal of the money from Brown that has made all this riot in your brain? Why, I withdrew it from him simply because I had certain secret information that his affairs were not in the best order; and from a fear, grounded upon that information, that he might be tempted to put his hand into our purse, if he found nothing in his own."
"I do, indeed. Honestly—ha! ha!—this is great; so it's the withdrawal of the money from Brown that's caused all this chaos in your mind? I took it out because I had some inside information that his finances weren't in the best shape; and out of concern, based on that information, that he might try to dip into our funds if he found himself empty-handed."
"Well, well; it matters not what were your reasons. Give me my half. It will be then out of your custody, and you will have no anxiety concerning it, while I can have no suspicions."
"Well, it doesn't matter what your reasons were. Just give me my half. Then it will be out of your hands, and you won’t have to worry about it, while I won’t have any doubts."
"In a moment—"
"Just a moment—"
"You will?"
"Are you?"
"If I had it here; but I have re-invested the whole, you see, and cannot get it at a moment's notice. I have moved it from the hands of Brown to those of Black."
"If I had it here; but I’ve reinvested all of it, you see, and I can’t access it at a moment’s notice. I’ve transferred it from Brown to Black."
CHAPTER LXXIX.
MRS. LOVETT FINDS THAT IN THIS WORLD THERE IS RETRIBUTION.
"Black?" said Mrs. Lovett.
"Black?" Mrs. Lovett asked.
"Yes, Black."
"Yes, Black."
"Do you think me so—" green, she was going to say, but the accidental conjunction of the colours—brown, black, and green—suddenly struck her as ludicrous, and she altered it to foolish. "Do you think me so foolish as for one moment to credit you?"
"Do you think I'm so foolish—" she started to say "green," but the strange mix of colors—brown, black, and green—suddenly struck her as ridiculous, so she changed it to "foolish." "Do you think I'm so foolish as to believe you for even a second?"
"Hark you, Mrs. Lovett," pursued Todd, suddenly assuming quite a different tone. "You have come here full of passion, because you thought I was deceiving you."
"Listen, Mrs. Lovett," Todd continued, suddenly adopting a completely different tone. "You came here all worked up because you thought I was lying to you."
"You are."
"You are."
"Allow me to proceed. It is, I believe, one of the penalties of all associations for—for—why do I hesitate about a word?—guilty purposes that there should be mutual distrust. I tell you again, that if I had not moved the money from Brown, we should have lost it all."
"Let me continue. I think one of the downsides of all partnerships for—for—why am I hesitating over a word?—wrongdoing is that there tends to be mutual distrust. I’m telling you again, if I hadn’t moved the money from Brown, we would have lost everything."
"But why not come to me and get my signature?"
"But why not come to me and get my signature?"
"There—really—was—not—time," said Todd, dropping his words out one by one, with a staccato expression.
"There—honestly—was—not—time," Todd said, letting his words come out one by one, with a staccato tone.
"That is too absurd."
"That's too ridiculous."
Todd shrugged his shoulders, as though he would have said—"Well, if you will have it so, I cannot help it;" and then he said—
Todd shrugged his shoulders, as if to say—"Well, if that's how you want it, I can't do anything about it;" and then he said—
"I was in the City. I heard the rumour of the instability of Brown. I flew into a shop. I wrote the order like a flash of lightning. I went to Brown's like an avalanche, and I brought away the money, as if Heaven and earth were coming together."
"I was in the city. I heard the rumor about Brown's instability. I rushed into a shop. I wrote the order in a flash. I went to Brown's like a force of nature, and I came away with the money, as if everything was coming together."
There was not the ghost of a smile upon Todd's face as he made use of these superlatives. Mrs. Lovett began to be staggered.
There wasn't even a hint of a smile on Todd's face as he used those superlatives. Mrs. Lovett started to feel shocked.
"Then you have it here?"
"Is it here then?"
"No, no!"
"No way!"
"You have. Tell me that you have, and that this Mr. Black you mentioned is a mere delusion."
"You have. Just tell me that you do, and that this Mr. Black you mentioned is just a figment of your imagination."
"Black may be no colour, but it is not a delusion."
"Black might not be a color, but it’s not an illusion."
"You trifle with me. Beware!"
"Don't mess with me. Beware!"
"In a word then, my charming Mrs. Lovett, I dreaded to bring the money here. I thought my house the most unsafe place in the world for it. I and you stand upon the brink of a precipice—a slumbering volcano is beneath our feet. Pshaw! Where is your old acuteness, that you do not see at once how truly foolish it would have been to bring the money here?"
"In short, my lovely Mrs. Lovett, I was terrified to bring the money here. I considered my house the most dangerous place in the world for it. You and I are teetering on the edge of a cliff—a dormant volcano is right beneath us. Seriously! Where’s your usual sharpness that you can’t see how utterly stupid it would have been to bring the money here?"
"Juggler! Fiend!"
"Juggler! Monster!"
"Hard words, Mrs. Lovett."
"Tough words, Mrs. Lovett."
She dashed her hand across her brow, as though by that physical effort she could brush from her intellect the sophistical cobwebs that Todd had endeavoured to move before it, and then she said—
She wiped her forehead, as if by that physical action she could sweep away the tricky nonsense that Todd had tried to bring to her attention, and then she said—
"I know not. I care not. All I ask—all I demand—is my share of the money. Give it to me, and let me go."
"I don't know. I don't care. All I ask—all I demand—is my share of the money. Give it to me, and let me go."
"I will."
"I'll."
"When?"
"When's that?"
"This day. Stay, the day is fast going, but I will say this night, if you really, in your cool judgment, insist upon it."
"This day. Wait, the day is quickly passing, but I will say tonight, if you truly insist on it with your clear judgment."
"I do. I do!"
"I do! I do!"
"Well, you shall have. This night after business was over and the shop was closed, I intended to have come to you, and fully planned all this that you have unfortunately tortured yourself by finding out. I regret that you think of so quickly leaving the profits of a partnership which, in a short time longer, would have made us rich as monarchs. Of course, if you leave, I am compelled."
"Well, you will have it. Tonight, after work was done and the shop closed, I meant to come to you and had fully planned everything that you unfortunately tortured yourself by discovering. I regret that you’re thinking about leaving the benefits of a partnership that, in just a little while longer, would have made us as rich as kings. Of course, if you leave, I have no choice."
"You compelled?"
"Are you being forced?"
"Yes. How can I carry on business without you? How could I, without your aid, dispose of the—"
"Yes. How can I run my business without you? How could I manage to get rid of the—"
"Hush, hush!"
"Shh, shh!"
Mrs. Lovett shuddered.
Mrs. Lovett shivered.
"As you please," said Todd. "I only say, I regret that a co-partnership that promised such happy results should now be broken up. However, that is a matter for your personal consideration merely. If I had thought of leaving, and being content with what I had already got, of course it would have compelled you to do so. Therefore I cannot complain, although I may regret your excuse of a right of action that equally belonged to me."
"As you wish," said Todd. "I just want to say that I regret that a partnership that seemed so promising has to end. But that's really just for you to think about. If I had considered stepping away and being satisfied with what I've already achieved, it would have forced you to do the same. So, I can't really complain, even though I might feel sorry about your justification for taking action that was just as much mine."
"If I only thought you sincere—"
"If I only thought you were being sincere—"
"And why not?"
"And why not?"
"If I could only bring myself to believe that the money was once more rightly invested—"
"If only I could convince myself that the money was invested wisely again—"
"You shall come with me yourself, if you like, in the morning to Mr. Black the broker in Abchurch Lane, No. 3, and ascertain that all is right. You shall there sign your name in his book, so that he may know it, and then you will be satisfied, I presume?"
"You can come with me tomorrow to Mr. Black, the broker on Abchurch Lane, No. 3, if you want, and make sure everything is in order. You'll sign your name in his book so he knows it, and then I assume you'll be satisfied?"
"Yes, I should then."
"Yes, I should do that."
"And this dream of leaving off business would vanish?"
"And this dream of quitting work would disappear?"
"Perhaps it would. But—but—"
"Maybe it would. But—but—"
"But what?"
"But why?"
"Why did you say to Brown that our union was to take place?"
"Why did you tell Brown that we were going to get married?"
"Because it was necessary to say something, to account for the sudden withdrawal of the money; and surely I may be pardoned, charming Mrs. Lovett, for even in imagination dreaming, that so much beauty was mine."
"Since I had to say something to explain the sudden loss of the money; and I hope you'll forgive me, lovely Mrs. Lovett, for even imagining that such beauty was mine."
The horrible leer with which Todd looked upon her at this moment made her shudder again; and the expression of palpable hatred and disgust that her countenance wore, added yet another, and not the least considerable, link to the chain of revenge which Todd cherished against her in his cruel and most secret heart. While he was philosophising about guilty associations producing a feeling of mutual distrust, he should have likewise added that they soon produce mutual hatred. For a few moments they looked at each other—that guilty pair—with expressions that sought to read each other's souls; but they were both tolerable adepts in the art of dissimulation. The silence was the most awkward for Todd, so he broke it first by saying—
The horrible look Todd gave her at that moment made her shudder again; the expression of clear hatred and disgust on her face added another significant link to the chain of revenge that Todd secretly harbored against her in his cruel heart. While he was pondering how guilty connections create a sense of mutual distrust, he should have also mentioned that they quickly lead to mutual hatred. For a few moments, they stared at each other—this guilty pair—trying to read each other's minds, but they were both pretty skilled at hiding their true feelings. The silence was most uncomfortable for Todd, so he broke it first by saying—
"You are satisfied, let me hope?"
"Hope you're happy?"
"I will be."
"I'll be."
"You shall be."
"You will be."
"Yes, when I have my money. Henceforward, Todd, we will have much shorter reckonings, so shall we keep much longer friends. If you keep, in some secret place, your half of the proceeds of our—our—"
"Yes, when I have my money. From now on, Todd, we’ll have much shorter discussions, so we can stay friends for a long time. If you keep, in some hidden spot, your half of the profits from our—our—"
"Business," said Todd.
"Business," Todd said.
Mrs. Lovett made a sort of gulph of the word, but she adopted it.
Mrs. Lovett kind of twisted the word, but she took it on.
"If you, I say, keep your half of the proceeds of our business, and I keep mine, I don't see how it is possible for us to quarrel."
"If you keep your half of the profits from our business, and I keep mine, I don't see how we could possibly argue."
"Quite impossible."
"Totally impossible."
He began to strop a razor diligently, and to try its edge across his thumb nail. Mrs. Lovett's passion—that overwhelming passion which had induced her to enter Todd's shop, and defy him to a species of single combat of wits—had in a great measure subsided, giving place to a calmer and more reflective feeling. One of the results of that feeling was a self-question to the effect of, "What will be the result of an open quarrel with Todd?" Mrs. Lovett shook a little at the answer she felt forced to give herself to this question. That answer was continued in two words—mutual destruction! Yes, that would be the consequence.
He started to sharpen a razor carefully, testing its edge against his thumbnail. Mrs. Lovett's intense passion— the one that had led her to enter Todd's shop and challenge him to a kind of mental duel—had largely faded, giving way to a calmer and more thoughtful mindset. One result of that mindset was a self-reflection about, "What will happen if I openly argue with Todd?" Mrs. Lovett shuddered a bit at the answer she felt compelled to give herself to this question. That answer could be summed up in two words—mutual destruction! Yes, that would be the outcome.
"Todd," she said in a softened tone, "if I had forged your name, and gone to the city and possessed myself of all the money, what would you have thought? Tell me that."
"Todd," she said gently, "if I had faked your signature, gone to the city, and taken all the money, what would you have thought? Just tell me."
"Just what you thought—that it was the most scandalous breach of faith that could possibly be; but an explanation ought to put that right."
"Just what you thought—that it was the most outrageous betrayal of trust imaginable; but an explanation should clear that up."
"It has."
"It has."
"Then you are satisfied?"
"Are you satisfied now?"
"I am. At what time shall we go together, to-morrow morning, to Mr. Black's in Abchurch Lane?"
"I am. What time shall we head over together tomorrow morning to Mr. Black's on Abchurch Lane?"
"Name your own time," said Todd with the most assumed air in the world. "Black lives at Ballam Hill, and don't get to business until ten; but any time after that will do."
"Choose your own time," Todd said, putting on the most confident face in the world. "Black is at Ballam Hill and doesn’t start until ten; but anytime after that works."
"I will come here at ten, then."
"I'll be here at ten, then."
"So be it. Ah, Mrs. Lovett, how charming it is to be able to explain away these little difficulties of sentiment. Never trust to appearances. How very deceitful they are apt to be."
"So be it. Ah, Mrs. Lovett, how lovely it is to be able to brush aside these small emotional challenges. Never rely on appearances. They can be so misleading."
There was an air of candour about Todd, that might have deceived the devil himself. Notwithstanding all his hideous ugliness—notwithstanding his voice was of the lowest order, and notwithstanding that frightful laugh, and that obliquity of vision that seemed peculiar to himself in its terrible malignancy, there was a plausibility about his manner, when he pleased, that was truly astonishing. Even Mrs. Lovett, with all her knowledge of the man, felt that it was a hard struggle to disbelieve his representations. What must it have been to those who knew him not?
There was a sense of honesty about Todd that could have fooled the devil himself. Despite his terrifying ugliness—despite his voice being grating, and despite that horrible laugh, and the strange way his eyes seemed to look off in different directions with a terrible malice—there was a convincing quality to his demeanor, when he wanted it to be, that was truly remarkable. Even Mrs. Lovett, with all her understanding of the man, found it tough to ignore what he said. What must it have been like for those who didn’t know him?
"No," said Mrs. Lovett, "it don't do to trust to appearances."
"No," Mrs. Lovett said, "you can't just trust appearances."
She still held the iron in her hand.
She still held the iron in her hand.
"Nor," added Todd, giving the razor he had been putting an edge to, a flourish, "nor will it do to listen always to the dictates of compassion; for if we did, what miseries might we inflict upon ourselves. Now, here is a cure in point."
"Neither," added Todd, giving a flourish to the razor he had been sharpening, "nor is it wise to always follow the calls of compassion; because if we did, imagine the suffering we might bring upon ourselves. Now, here’s a perfect example of a solution."
"Where?"
"Where at?"
"I allude to this little affair between us. If you had flown to Bow-street, and there, to spite me, made a full disclosure of certain little facts, why, the result would have been that we might both have slept in Newgate to-night."
"I’m referring to this little situation between us. If you had rushed to Bow Street and, just to spite me, revealed some specific details, well, the outcome would have been that we might both have ended up spending the night in Newgate."
"Yes, yes."
"Yeah, yeah."
"And then there would have been no recal. You could not have freed us by telling the police that you had made a mistake. Then the gallows would have risen up in our dreams."
"And then there wouldn't have been any way out. You couldn't have saved us by telling the police that you had made a mistake. Then the noose would have haunted our dreams."
"Horrible!"
"Awful!"
"And it being easily discovered that it was no love of public justice or feeling of remorse, that induced you to the betrayal, they would have shown you no mercy, but you would have swung from the halter amid the shouts and execrations of—"
"And since it was easy to see that it wasn't a love for justice or a sense of guilt that led you to betray, they would have shown you no mercy, but you would have hung from the noose amid the shouts and curses of—"
"No, no!"
"No way!"
"I say yes."
"I agree."
"No more of this—no more of this. Can you bear to paint such a picture—does it not seem to you as though you stood upon that scaffold, and heard those shouts? Oh, horror, horror!"
"No more of this—no more of this. Can you handle painting such a picture—does it not feel like you're standing on that scaffold, hearing those shouts? Oh, what a nightmare, what a nightmare!"
"You don't like the picture?"
"Don't you like the picture?"
"No, no!"
"Not at all!"
"Ha! ha! Well, Mrs. Lovett, you and I had far better be friends than foes; and above all, you ought by this time to feel that you could trust me. The very fact that to all the world else I am false, ought to prove to you that to you I am true. No human being can exist purely isolated, and I am not an exception."
"Ha! Ha! Well, Mrs. Lovett, you and I should definitely be friends instead of enemies; and really, by now, you should realize that you can trust me. The very fact that I'm false to everyone else should show you that I'm true to you. No one can live completely isolated, and I'm no different."
"Say no more—say no more. We will meet to-morrow."
"Don't say anything else—don't say anything else. We'll meet tomorrow."
"To-morrow be it, then."
"Tomorrow it is, then."
"At ten."
"At 10."
"At ten be it, and then we will go to Black. Come now, since all this is settled, take a glass of wine to our—"
"Let’s meet at ten, and then we’ll go to Black. Come on, since everything is sorted out, have a glass of wine to our—"
"No, no. Not that. I—I am not very well, A throbbing head-ache—a—a. That is, no!"
"No, no. Not that. I—I don’t feel well, I have a pounding headache—a—a. That is, no!"
"As you please—as you please. By-the-by, did Black give me a receipt, or did he say it was not usual? Stay a moment, I will look in my secretaire. Sit down a moment in the shaving chair; I will be with you again directly."
"As you wish—as you wish. By the way, did Black give me a receipt, or did he say it wasn't common? Hold on a second, I’ll check in my desk. Please take a seat in the shaving chair; I'll be right back with you."
"We will settle that to-morrow," said Mrs. Lovett; "I feel convinced that Black did not give you a receipt. Good-day."
"We'll sort that out tomorrow," said Mrs. Lovett. "I'm sure Black didn't give you a receipt. Have a good day."
She left the shop, unceremoniously carrying the iron with her. Todd breathed more freely when Mrs. Lovett was gone. He gave one of his horrible laughs as he watched her through the opening in his window.
She left the shop, casually taking the iron with her. Todd felt relieved once Mrs. Lovett was gone. He let out one of his unsettling laughs as he watched her through the opening in his window.
"Ha! ha! Curses on her; but I will have her life first, ere she sees one guinea of my hoard!"
"Ha! Ha! Damn her; but I will take her life first before she sees a single guinea of my treasure!"
He saw Charley Green crossing the road.
He saw Charley Green walking across the street.
"Ah, the boy comes back. 'Tis well. I don't know how or why it is, but the sight of that boy makes me uneasy. I think it will be better to cut his throat and have done with him. I—"
"Ah, the boy is back. That's good. I don’t know how or why, but seeing that boy makes me feel uneasy. I think it would be better to just cut his throat and be done with it. I—"
Todd was suddenly silent. He saw two women pass, and as they did so, one pointed to his shop and said something to the other, who lifted up her hands as though in pious horror. One of these women was Mrs. Ragg, poor Tobias's mother. The other was a stranger to Todd, but she looked like what Mrs. Ragg had been, namely, a laundress in the temple.
Todd went quiet all of a sudden. He saw two women walk by, and as they did, one pointed to his shop and said something to the other, who raised her hands as if she were horrified. One of these women was Mrs. Ragg, poor Tobias's mother. The other was a stranger to Todd, but she resembled what Mrs. Ragg used to be, a laundress in the temple.
"Curses," he muttered.
"Darn," he muttered.
Johanna entered the shop. Todd caught up his hat.
Johanna walked into the shop. Todd grabbed his hat.
"Charley?"
"Charley?"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"I shall be gone five minutes. Be vigilant. If any one should come, you can say I have stepped a few doors off to trim Mr. Pentwheezle's whiskers."
"I'll be gone for five minutes. Stay alert. If anyone shows up, you can say I stepped a few doors down to trim Mr. Pentwheezle's whiskers."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
Todd darted from the shop. Mrs. Ragg and her friend were in that deep and earnest course that is a foe to rapid locomotion, so they had not got many yards from Todd's door. He was rarely seen, however, for either to—
Todd hurried out of the shop. Mrs. Ragg and her friend were in that focused and serious conversation that slows down movement, so they hadn’t made it very far from Todd’s door. He was seldom seen, though, for either to—
Mrs. Ragg turned suddenly and pointed to the shop, and then both the ladies lifted up their hands as though in horror, after which they resumed their deep and all-absorbing discourse as before. Todd followed them closely, and yet with abundance of caution.
Mrs. Ragg suddenly turned and pointed at the shop, and then both ladies raised their hands as if in shock, after which they went back to their intense and all-consuming conversation like before. Todd followed them closely, but with plenty of caution.
CHAPTER LXXX.
TODD TAKES A JOURNEY TO THE TEMPLE.
The two females took their way to the Temple. Todd had been quite right in his conjectures. The friend of Mrs. Ragg was one of the old compatriots of the laundress tribe; and that good lady herself, although, while there was no temptation to do otherwise, she had kept well the secret of her son's residence at Colonel Jeffery's, broke down like a frail and weak vessel as she was with the weight of the secret the moment she got into a gossip with an old friend. Now Mrs. Ragg had only come into that neighbourhood upon some little errand of her own, and with a positive promise of returning to the colonel's house as soon as possible. She would have kept this promise, but that amid the purlieus of Fetter-lane she encountered Martha Jones her old acquaintance. One word begot another, and at last as they walked up Fleet-street, Mrs. Ragg could not help, with many head-shakings and muttered interjectional phrases, letting Martha Jones know that she had a secret. Nay, as she passed Todd's shop, she could not help intimating that she fully believed certain persons, not a hundred miles off, who might be barbers or who might not, would some day come to a bad end in front of Newgate, in the Old Bailey. It was at this insinuation that Martha Jones lifted up her hands, and Mrs. Ragg lifted up hers in sympathy. Todd had seen this action upon the part of the ladies. To overhear what they were saying was to Todd a great object. That it in some measure concerned him he could not for a moment doubt, since the head-shaking and hand-uplifting reference that had been made to his shop by them both as they passed, could not mean anything else. And so, as we have said, he followed them cautiously, dodging behind bulky passengers, so that they should not see him by any sudden glance backwards. One corpulent old lady served him for a shield half up Fleet Street, until, indeed, she turned into a religious bookseller's shop, and left him nothing but thin passengers to interfere between him and the possibility of observation. But Mrs. Ragg and her friend Martha Jones were much too fully engaged to look behind them. In due course, they arrived opposite to the Temple; and then, after much flurrying, in consequence of real and supposed danger from the passing vehicles, they got across the way. They at once dived into the recesses of the legally-learned Temple. Todd dashed after them.
The two women headed to the Temple. Todd was spot on with his guesses. Mrs. Ragg's friend was one of the old pals from the laundress community; and that good woman, although she had done a great job of keeping her son’s residence at Colonel Jeffery’s a secret as long as there was no temptation to spill, broke down like a fragile vessel the moment she started chatting with an old friend. Mrs. Ragg had only come to the area for a small errand of her own, with the definite promise of getting back to the colonel’s house as soon as possible. She would have kept that promise, but then she ran into Martha Jones, her old acquaintance, in Fetter Lane. One thing led to another, and as they walked up Fleet Street, Mrs. Ragg couldn’t help but, with many head shakes and muttered phrases, let Martha Jones know she had a secret. In fact, as they passed Todd's shop, she hinted that she truly believed certain people, perhaps barbers though maybe not, would eventually meet a bad end right in front of Newgate at the Old Bailey. At this suggestion, Martha Jones raised her hands, and Mrs. Ragg raised hers in agreement. Todd noticed this exchange between the women. Overhearing what they were saying was really important to him. He had no doubt it was about him, since the head shaking and hand-raising reference to his shop as they passed couldn't mean anything else. So, as we mentioned, he followed them carefully, hiding behind large passersby so they wouldn't spot him if they turned around. One plump old lady served as his shield for half of Fleet Street, until she turned into a religious bookshop, leaving him with only thin passersby between himself and the risk of being seen. But Mrs. Ragg and her friend Martha Jones were too caught up in conversation to check behind them. Eventually, they reached the Temple; and after some fluster due to real and imagined dangers from the passing vehicles, they managed to cross the street. They immediately dove into the depths of the legally-astute Temple. Todd hurried after them.
"Now, my dear Mrs. Ragg," said Martha Jones, "you must not say No. It's got a beautiful head upon it, and will do you good."
"Now, my dear Mrs. Ragg," said Martha Jones, "you can't say no. It has a lovely head on it, and it will be good for you."
"No—no. Really."
"No way. Seriously."
"Like cream."
"Like the best part."
"But, really, I—I—"
"But honestly, I—I—"
"Come, come, it ain't often you is in the Temple, and I knew very well he don't miss a bottle now and then; and 'twix you and me and the pump, I think we has as much a right to that beautiful bottled ale as Mr. Juggas has, for I'd take my bible oath, he don't mean to pay for it, Mrs. Ragg."
"Come on, it's not often you're in the Temple, and I know he doesn't miss a drink every now and then; and between you, me, and the pump, I think we have just as much right to that beautiful bottled ale as Mr. Juggas does, because I’d swear on my Bible he doesn't plan to pay for it, Mrs. Ragg."
"You don't say so?"
"No way?"
"Yes, I does, Mrs. Ragg. Oh, he's a bad 'un, he is. Ah, Mrs. Ragg, you don't know, nor nobody else, what takes place in his chambers of a night."
"Yes, I do, Mrs. Ragg. Oh, he's a troublemaker, he is. Ah, Mrs. Ragg, you have no idea, nor does anyone else, what goes on in his chambers at night."
"Is it possible?"
"Is it doable?"
"Yes. I often say to myself what universal profundity he must be possessed with, for he was once intended, he says, for the church, and I heard him say he'd have stuck to it like bricks, if he could have heard of any church that was intended for him."
"Yeah. I often think about the deep insights he must have, because he once mentioned that he was meant for the church, and I heard him say he would have committed to it wholeheartedly if he could have found a church that felt right for him."
"Shocking!"
"Wow!"
"Yes, Mrs. Ragg. There's profundity for you."
"Yeah, Mrs. Ragg. There’s some deep stuff for you."
Did Martha Jones mean profanity?
Did Martha Jones mean swearing?
"Ah," interposed Mrs. Ragg, "we live in a world."
"Ah," interrupted Mrs. Ragg, "we live in a world."
"Yes, Mrs. Ragg, we does; but as you was a saying?"
"Yes, Mrs. Ragg, we do; but as you were saying?"
"Eh?"
"What?"
"As you was a saying about somebody being hung, if rights was rights, you know."
"As you were saying about someone being hanged, if things were fair, you know."
"Oh, dear, really you must not ask me. Indeed you must not."
"Oh, come on, you really shouldn't ask me. Seriously, you shouldn't."
"Well, I won't; but here we are, in Pump Court."
"Well, I won't; but here we are, in Pump Court."
Todd darted into a door-way, and watched them up the staircase of No. 6, in that highly classic locality. He slunk into the door-way, and by taking a perspective glance up the staircase, he saw them stop upon the first floor. He saw that they turned to the right. He darted up a few stairs, and just caught sight of a black door. Then there was a sharp sound, as of some small latch closing suddenly, after which all was still. Todd ascended the stairs.
Todd rushed into a doorway and watched them go up the stairs of No. 6 in that well-known area. He hid in the doorway and peeked up the staircase, seeing them pause on the first floor. He noticed they turned to the right. He quickly climbed a few steps and caught a glimpse of a black door. Then there was a sharp noise, like a small latch shutting abruptly, after which everything went quiet. Todd continued up the stairs.
"Curses on them!" he muttered. "What can they mean by looking in such a manner at my shop? I thought the last time I saw that woman, Ragg, that she was cognizant of something. If now she, in her babbling, would give me any news of Tobias—Pho! he is—he must be dead."
"Curses on them!" he muttered. "What do they mean by staring at my shop like that? I thought the last time I saw that woman, Ragg, she knew something. If she would just spill any news about Tobias in her ramblings—ugh! he is—he must be dead."
By this time Todd had got to the top of the first flight of stairs, and stood upon the landing, close to several open doors—that is to say, outer black heavy-looking doors—and within them were smaller ones, armed with knockers.
By this time, Todd had reached the top of the first flight of stairs and was standing on the landing, near a few open doors—that is to say, large, dark, heavy-looking doors—and inside them were smaller doors, equipped with knockers.
"To the right," he muttered. "They went to the right—this must be the door."
"To the right," he whispered. "They went to the right—this has to be the door."
He paused at one and listened. Not a sound met his ears, and his impatience began to get extreme. That these two women were going to have a conference about him he fully believed; and that he should be so near at hand, and yet not near enough to listen to it, was indeed galling. In a few moments it became insupportable.
He stopped at one and listened. There was no sound, and his impatience was growing. He fully believed that these two women were going to have a conversation about him; the fact that he was so close but not close enough to hear it was really frustrating. Soon, it became unbearable.
"I must and will know what they mean," he said. "My threats may wring the truth from them; and if necessary, I should not scruple to silence them both. Dead men tell no tales, so goes the proverb, and it applies equally well to dead women."
"I have to know what they mean," he said. "My threats might force the truth out of them; and if I have to, I won’t hesitate to silence them both. Dead people don’t tell stories, as the saying goes, and that applies just as much to dead women."
Todd smiled. He was always fond of a conceit.
Todd smiled. He always liked a clever idea.
"Yes," he muttered, "every circumstance says to me now in audible language, 'Go—go—go!' and go I will, far away from England. I feel that I have not now many hours to spare. This fracas with Mrs. Lovett expedites my departure wonderfully, and to-morrow's dawn shall not see me in London. But I will—I must ascertain what these women are about. Yes, and I will do so at all risks."
"Yeah," he whispered, "everything around me is clearly saying, 'Leave—leave—leave!' and I will, far away from England. I feel like I don’t have many hours left. This fuss with Mrs. Lovett really speeds up my exit, and tomorrow's sunrise won’t find me in London. But I will—I have to find out what these women are up to. Yes, and I’ll do it no matter what."
A glance showed him that the act of temerity was a safe one. The door opened upon a dingy sort of passage, in which were some mops, pails, and brooms. At its further extremity there was another door, but it was not quite shut, and from the room into which it opened, came the murmer of voices. There were other doors right and left, but Todd heeded only that one which conducted to the room inhabited. He crept along the passage at a snail's pace; and then having achieved a station exactly outside the door, he placed one of his hands behind one of his elephantine-looking ears, and while his countenance looked like that of some malignant demon, he listened to what was going on within that apartment. Martha Jones was speaking.
A quick look revealed to him that taking the risk was a safe move. The door opened to a grimy passage filled with mops, buckets, and brooms. At the far end, there was another door that wasn't fully closed, and he could hear voices coming from the room beyond it. There were other doors on both sides, but Todd only focused on the one that led to the occupied room. He quietly crept down the passage, moving slowly, and when he reached a spot right outside the door, he put one hand behind one of his large ears. With a face that resembled a sinister demon, he listened to what was happening inside that room. Martha Jones was speaking.

Todd Listens And Learns A Dangerous Secret.
Todd Listens and Learns a Dangerous Secret.
"It is good, indeed, Mrs. Ragg, as you may well say, and the glasses sticks to the table, when they is left over-night, showing, as Mr. Juggus says, as it's a gluetenious quality this ale is."
"It’s true, Mrs. Ragg, as you might say, and the glasses stick to the table when they’re left overnight, showing, as Mr. Juggus says, that this ale has a glue-like quality."
"Sticks to the table?" said Mrs. Ragg.
"Sticking to the table?" asked Mrs. Ragg.
"Yes, mum, sticks. But as you was a saying?"
"Yeah, mom, sticks. But what were you saying?"
"Well, Martha, in course I know that what goes to you goes no farther."
"Well, Martha, of course I know that what you receive doesn’t go any further."
"Not a step."
"Don't move."
"And you won't mention it to no one?"
"And you won't mention it to anyone?"
"Not a soul. Another glass?"
"Not a soul. Want another drink?"
"No, no."
"No way."
"Only one. Nonsense! it don't get into your head. It's as harmless as milk, Mr. Juggus says."
"Just one. Nonsense! It doesn’t get into your head. It’s as harmless as milk, Mr. Juggus says."
"But ain't you afeard, Martha, he may come in?"
"But aren't you afraid, Martha, he might come in?"
"Not he, Mrs. Ragg. Chambers won't see him agin till night. Oh, he's a shocking young man. Well, Mrs. Ragg, as you was a saying?"
"Not him, Mrs. Ragg. Chambers won't see him again until tonight. Oh, he's a terrible young man. Well, Mrs. Ragg, as you were saying?"
"Well, it is good. As I was a saying, Martha, I don't feel uneasy now about Tobias, poor boy; for if ever a poor lad, as was a orphan in a half-and-half kind of way, seeing that I am his natural mother, and living, and thanking God for the same, and health, leastways, as far as it goes at this present moment of speakin, I—I—Bless me, where was I?"
"Well, it’s good. As I was saying, Martha, I don't feel uneasy now about Tobias, poor boy; because if there ever was a poor kid who was an orphan in a sort of way, it's him, since I’m his biological mother and I’m alive, and I’m thanking God for that, and for my health, at least for now. Um—where was I?"
"At Tobias."
"At Tobias' place."
"Oh, yes, I was at Tobias. As I was saying, if ever a poor body was well provided for, Tobias is. The colonel—"
"Oh, yes, I was at Tobias. As I was saying, if anyone ever had everything they needed, it's Tobias. The colonel—"
"The who?"
"Who?"
"The colonel, Martha—the colonel as has took the care of him, and who, sooner or later, will have all the truth out of him about the Toddey Sween."
"The colonel, Martha—the colonel who has taken care of him, and who, sooner or later, will get all the truth out of him about the Toddey Sween."
"Who? Who?"
"Who? Who?"
"Bless my poor head, I mean Sweeney Todd. Dear me, what am I thinking of?"
"Bless my poor head, I mean Sweeney Todd. Oh my, what am I thinking?"
"The barber?"
"Is it the barber?"
"Yes, Martha; that horrid barber in Fleet-street; and between you and me, there isn't in all the mortal world a more horrid wretch living than he is."
"Yes, Martha; that terrible barber on Fleet Street; and between you and me, there's no one in the entire world more miserable than he is."
"I'm all of a shake."
"I'm really nervous."
"He—he—"
"He—he—"
"Yes, yes. What—"
"Yeah, yeah. What—"
"He takes folks in and does for 'em."
"He takes people in and helps them out."
"Kills 'em?"
"Does it kill them?"
"Kills 'em."
"Take them out."
"What—why—what—? You don't mean to say—why—? Take another glass Mrs. Ragg. You don't mean to say that Tobias says, that Todd the barber is a murderer?—My dear Mrs. Ragg, take another glass, and tell us all about it; only look at the cream on the top of it."
"What—why—what—? You can’t be serious—why—? Have another drink, Mrs. Ragg. You can’t be saying that Tobias claims Todd the barber is a murderer?—My dear Mrs. Ragg, have another drink and tell us everything; just look at the cream on top."
"You'll excuse me, Mrs. Jones, but the truth is, I aught not to say more than I have said; and if the colonel only knew I'd said as much, I can tell you, I think he'd be like a roaring lion. But Tobias is quite a gentleman now, you see, and sleeps in as fine a bed as a nobleman could have for love or money. The colonel is very good to him; and there never was such a kind good—good—."
"You'll forgive me, Mrs. Jones, but honestly, I shouldn't say more than I already have; and if the colonel knew I said this much, I can assure you, he'd be furious. But Tobias is quite a gentleman now, you know, and he sleeps in as nice a bed as any nobleman could have, whether for love or money. The colonel takes great care of him; and there has never been such a kind, good—good—."
Mrs. Ragg began to run over with tears of ale.
Mrs. Ragg started to overflow with tears of beer.
"Bless me, and where does he live?"
"Bless me, where does he live?"
"Who?"
"Who is it?"
"The colonel. The good, kind, colonel—colonel—a—a dear me, I forget what you said his name was."
"The colonel. The nice, kind colonel—colonel—oh dear, I can't remember what you said his name was."
"Jeffery, and may his end be peace. He will get the reward of all his good actions in another world than this, Martha. Ah, Martha, such men as he can afford to smile at their latter ends.—No—no, I couldn't."
"Jeffery, may he find peace in the end. He will be rewarded for all his good deeds in a world beyond this one, Martha. Ah, Martha, men like him can afford to smile at their final moments.—No—no, I couldn't."
"Only half a glass; look at the—"
"Just half a glass; check out the—"
"No—no—"
"No way—no—"
"Cream on it."
"Put cream on it."
"I must go, indeed. In course the colonel, since I have been his cook, knows what cooking is, for though I say it, perhaps as should not, I am a cook, and not a spiler of folks' victuals. Of course what's said, goes no further. I know I can trust you, Martha."
"I really have to go. Of course, the colonel knows what cooking is since I've been his cook. Even if it sounds like I'm bragging, I am a cook and not someone who ruins people's food. What we've talked about will stay between us. I know I can trust you, Martha."
"Oh dear, yes, in course. I'll just put on my shawl and walk a little way with you, Mrs. Ragg. Dear me—dear me!"
"Oh dear, yes, of course. I'll just grab my shawl and walk a bit with you, Mrs. Ragg. My goodness—my goodness!"
"What is it, Martha?"
"What's up, Martha?"
"Its a raining like cats and dogs, it is. Well, I never; what shall you do, Mrs. Ragg? What shall you do?"
"It's raining cats and dogs, it really is. Well, I never; what are you going to do, Mrs. Ragg? What will you do?"
"Call a coach, I shall, Martha. The last words the colonel said to me was, 'Mrs. Ragg, rather than there should be any delay in your return,' says he, 'as Tobias may want you, call a coach, and I will pay for it.'"
"Call a coach, I will, Martha. The last words the colonel said to me were, 'Mrs. Ragg, to avoid any delay in your return,' he said, 'in case Tobias needs you, call a coach, and I will cover the cost.'"
Todd had only just time to dart down the staircase before the two ladies made their appearance; and then hiding sometimes in doorways, and sometimes behind columns and corners, he dodged them into Fleet-street. A coach was duly called, and Mrs. Ragg by the assistance of Martha Jones, was safely bestowed inside it. Todd heard distinctly the colonel's address given to the coachman, who would have it twice over, so that he should be sure he had it all right.
Todd barely had time to rush down the stairs before the two ladies showed up; then, hiding in doorways and behind columns and corners, he managed to dodge them into Fleet Street. A coach was promptly called, and Mrs. Ragg, with Martha Jones's help, was securely placed inside it. Todd clearly heard the colonel's address given to the coachman, who insisted on hearing it twice to make sure he got it right.
"That will do," said Todd.
"That works," said Todd.
He darted across the street, and made the best of his way to his shop again. He listened at the door for a few moments before he entered, and he thought he heard the sound of weeping. He listened more attentively, and then he was sure. Some one was sobbing bitterly within the shop.
He quickly crossed the street and made his way back to his shop. He paused for a few moments at the door before going in, and he thought he heard someone crying. He listened more closely, and then he was certain. Someone inside the shop was sobbing uncontrollably.
"It must be Charley," thought Todd.
"It has to be Charley," Todd thought.
He placed his ear quite close to the panel of the door, in the hope that the boy would speak. Todd was quite an adept at listening, but this time he was disappointed, for the sham Charley Green spoke not one word. Yet the deep sobs continued. Todd was not in the best of tempers. He could stand the delay no longer, and bouncing into the shop, he cried—
He put his ear up close to the door, hoping the boy would say something. Todd was really good at listening, but this time he was let down because the fake Charley Green didn’t say a thing. Still, the deep sobs kept going. Todd wasn’t in a great mood. He couldn’t take the wait anymore, and he burst into the shop, shouting—
"What the devil is the meaning of all this? What is the meaning of it, you young rascal? I suspect—"
"What the heck is all this about? What does it mean, you little rascal? I have my suspicions—"
"Yes, sir," said Johanna, looking Todd full in the face, "and so do I."
"Yeah, sure," Johanna said, looking Todd directly in the eye, "and I do, too."
"You—you? suspect what?"
"You—you? suspect what now?"
"That I shall have to have it out, for its aching distracts me. Did you ever have the tooth-ache, sir?"
"That I need to deal with it because the pain is distracting me. Have you ever had a toothache, sir?"
"The tooth-ache?"
"Toothache?"
"Yes, sir. It's—it's worse than the heart-ache, and that I have had."
"Yeah, sir. It's—it's worse than heartache, and I've experienced that."
"Ah!—humph! Any one been?"
"Ah!—hmm! Has anyone been?"
"One gentleman, sir, to be shaved; he says he will call again."
"One gentleman, sir, needs a shave; he says he will come back."
"Very good—very good."
"Really good—really good."
Todd took from his pocket the key of the back-parlour—that key without which in his own possession he never left the shop; and then, after casting upon Johanna a somewhat sinister and threatening look, he muttered to himself—
Todd took the key to the back room out of his pocket—the key he never left the shop without—and then, after throwing a somewhat ominous and threatening glance at Johanna, he quietly muttered to himself—
"I suspect that boy. If he refuse to come into the parlour, I will cut his throat in the shop; but if he come in I shall be better satisfied. Charley? Come here."
"I have a bad feeling about that boy. If he refuses to come into the parlor, I’ll kill him in the shop; but if he comes in, I’ll feel better. Charley? Come here."
"Yes, sir," said Johanna, and she walked boldly into the parlour.
"Sure thing," said Johanna, and she confidently walked into the living room.
"Shut the door."
"Close the door."
She closed it.
She shut it.
"Humph," said Todd. "It is no matter. I will call you again when I want you."
"Humph," Todd said. "It doesn’t matter. I’ll call you again when I need you."
CHAPTER LXXXI.
JOHANNA IS ENCOURAGED.
Was Todd satisfied with Johanna's excuse about the toothache? Was he satisfied of the good foible of the supposed Charley Green, by the readiness with which she had come into the parlour? We shall see. If he were not satisfied, he was staggered in his suspicions sufficiently to delay—and delay just then was to Sweeney Todd—one of the most fatal things that could be imagined. There are crumbs of consolation under all circumstances. When Johanna was best sent out of the shop, upon the occasion of the visit of Mrs. Lovett to Todd, she had scarcely got a half dozen steps from the door of the barber's, when a man in passing her, and without pausing a moment, said—
Was Todd convinced by Johanna's excuse about her toothache? Was he convinced by the nice little quirk of the supposed Charley Green, given how quickly she came into the parlor? We'll find out. If he wasn’t convinced, he was shaken enough in his suspicions to hesitate—and hesitation at that moment was one of the most dangerous things imaginable for Sweeney Todd. There are bits of comfort in every situation. When Johanna was being sent out of the shop during Mrs. Lovett's visit to Todd, she had barely taken half a dozen steps from the barber's door when a man, passing by her without stopping for a second, said—
"Miss Oakley, be so good as to follow me."
"Miss Oakley, please come with me."
Johanna at once obeyed the mandate. The man walked rapidly on until a fruiterer's shop was gained, into which he at once walked.
Johanna immediately followed the order. The man walked quickly until he reached a fruit shop, where he walked right in.
"Mr. Oston," he said to a man behind the counter, "is your parlour vacant?"
"Mr. Oston," he said to the man behind the counter, "is your parlor available?"
"Yes, Sir Richard, and quite at your service," said the fruiterer.
"Yes, Sir Richard, I'm completely at your service," said the fruit seller.
By this Johanna found that she had made no mistake, and that the person she had followed was no other than Sir Richard Blunt, the magistrate, who was interesting himself so much for her safety, as well as for the discovery of what had befallen Mark Ingestrie. The fruiterer's parlour was a prettily fitted up place, where a couple of lovers might in a very romantic manner, if they chose, eat strawberries and cream, and quite enjoy each other's blissful society, in whispered nothing the while. Sir Richard handed Johanna a seat as he said—"Miss Oakley, I am very much pleased, indeed, to have this opportunity of seeing you, and of saying a few words to you."
By this, Johanna realized she hadn’t made a mistake, and the person she had followed was none other than Sir Richard Blunt, the magistrate, who was very much concerned about her safety as well as figuring out what happened to Mark Ingestrie. The fruiterer's parlor was a nicely decorated place where two lovers could, in a very romantic way, enjoy strawberries and cream and truly appreciate each other’s company while whispering sweet nothings. Sir Richard offered Johanna a seat and said, “Miss Oakley, I’m really glad to have this chance to see you and to have a few words with you.”
"Ah, Sir, how much do I owe you."
"Hey, Sir, how much do I owe you?"
"Nay, Miss Oakley, you owe me nothing. When once I happily become aware of your situation, it becomes my duty as well as my inclination to protect you in every way against what, I am sure you will forgive me, for calling your rashness."
"No, Miss Oakley, you don’t owe me anything. Once I became aware of your situation, it became my duty and my desire to protect you in every way from what I hope you’ll forgive me for calling your recklessness."
"Call it what you will, sir."
"Name it whatever you want, sir."
"Well, Miss Oakley, we will dismiss that part of the subject. Are you going upon any errand, or have you a little time to spare."
"Well, Miss Oakley, let's leave that topic aside. Are you heading somewhere, or do you have a bit of time to spare?"
"I have some time."
"I have some free time."
"Then it is a very proper thing that you should enjoy it in taking some proper refreshment."
"Then it’s only right that you should enjoy it with some good refreshments."
"I want nothing."
"I don't want anything."
"Nay, but you shall have something whether you want it or not, before I say any more to you about Todd and his affairs."
"No, you’re going to get something, whether you like it or not, before I say anything more about Todd and his situation."
Johanna, whose mental excitement had prevented her completely from feeling the amount of exhaustion, which otherwise must by that time have come over her, would still have protested that she wanted nothing, but Sir Richard Blunt opened the door of the parlour, and called out—
Johanna, whose mental energy had kept her from fully realizing how tired she really was, would still have insisted that she wanted nothing, but Sir Richard Blunt opened the door to the parlor and called out—
"Mr. Orton, is your daughter at home?"
"Mr. Orton, is your daughter home?"
"Yes, Sir Richard, Ann is up stairs."
"Yes, Sir Richard, Ann is upstairs."
"Very good. My young friend here can find the way, I dare say. Is it the first floor?"
"Great. My young friend here can find the way, I'm sure. Is it the first floor?"
"Yes, don't you hear her practising upon her spinet."
"Yes, don't you hear her practicing on her keyboard?"
The tinkling sounds of a spinet, then all the fashion; came upon their ears, and Sir Richard, said to Johanna—
The delicate sounds of a spinet filled the air, along with all the latest trends; and Sir Richard said to Johanna—
"Go up stairs, now, to that young lady. She is about your own age, and her father's housekeeper. She will find you something to eat and drink, and then come down to me, as soon as you can."
"Go upstairs now to that young lady. She's around your age and works as her father's housekeeper. She'll get you something to eat and drink, then come down to me as soon as you can."
Sir Richard nodded to Mr. Orton, who nodded in return, and then Johanna seeing that it was all right, ascended the staircase, and guided by the sound of the spinet, soon found herself in a tolerably handsome room, upon the first floor.
Sir Richard nodded to Mr. Orton, who nodded back, and then Johanna, seeing that everything was fine, went up the staircase. Following the sound of the spinet, she quickly found herself in a fairly nice room on the first floor.
A young girl with a profusion of chesnut curls hanging down her back, was seated at the spinet. Johanna made up to her at once, and throwing her arms round her neck, said—
A young girl with a mass of chestnut curls cascading down her back was sitting at the spinet. Johanna rushed over to her, wrapped her arms around her neck, and said—
"And will you say a kind word to me?"
"And will you say something nice to me?"
The girl gave a slight scream, and rose.
The girl let out a small scream and got up.
"Well, I'm sure, you impertinant—handsome—"
"Well, I'm sure, you cheeky—handsome—"
"Girl," said Johanna.
"Hey girl," said Johanna.
"Boy," faltered Miss Orton.
"Boy," hesitated Miss Orton.
"No, girl," added Johanna. "Your father sent me to you, and Sir Richard Blunt suggested it. Shall I leave you again."
"No, girl," Johanna added. "Your dad sent me to you, and Sir Richard Blunt recommended it. Should I leave you again?"
"Oh, no—no," said Ann Orton, as she sprang towards Johanna, and kissed her on both cheeks, "you are Miss Johanna Oakley."
"Oh, no—no," said Ann Orton, as she rushed towards Johanna and kissed her on both cheeks, "you are Miss Johanna Oakley."
"How is it that you know me?"
"How do you know me?"
"My father is an old friend of Sir Richard's, and he has told us all your story. How truly delighted I am to see you. And so you have escaped from that odious Todd, and—"
"My dad is an old friend of Sir Richard's, and he’s told us all about you. I'm so happy to see you. So, you've managed to get away from that awful Todd, and—"
"Immediate refreshment, my dear, and all the attention you can cram into a very short space of time to Miss Oakley, my dear," said Mr. Orton, just putting his head so far into the room as to make himself plainly and distinctly heard.
"Right away, my dear, and all the attention you can pack into a very short amount of time for Miss Oakley, my dear," said Mr. Orton, leaning just far enough into the room to be clearly heard.
"Yes, father, yes."
"Yes, Dad, yes."
"How kind you all are," said Johanna.
"You're all so kind," said Johanna.
"No—no—at least we wish to be, but what I mean is that we are no kinder than we ought to be. My father is so good, I have no mother."
"No—no—at least we want to be, but what I mean is that we’re not any nicer than we should be. My dad is really great, I don’t have a mom."
"And I, too, am motherless."
"And I, too, am momless."
"Yes, I—I heard that Mrs. Oakley—"
"Yeah, I—I heard that Mrs. Oakley—"
"Lived, you would say; and yet am I motherless."
"Lived, you might say; and yet I am motherless."
Johanna burst into tears. The sense of desolation that came over the young girl's heart whenever she thought how little of a mother the fanatical personage who owned that title was to her, generally overcame all her firmness, as upon the present occasion. Ann flung her arms around Johanna, and the two young creatures wept in unison. We will leave them to their sacred intercourse.
Johanna burst into tears. The feeling of emptiness that washed over the young girl's heart whenever she thought about how little of a mother the obsessive figure who held that title was to her usually overwhelmed her resolve, just like it did now. Ann wrapped her arms around Johanna, and the two young women cried together. We'll leave them to their heartfelt moment.
Sir Richard Blunt remained in conversation with Mr. Orton for about a quarter of an hour, and then both Johanna and Ann came down stairs. Johanna looked calmer and happier. Ann had said some kind things to her—such as none but a young girl can say to a young girl.
Sir Richard Blunt chatted with Mr. Orton for about fifteen minutes, and then both Johanna and Ann came downstairs. Johanna appeared calmer and happier. Ann had said some comforting things to her—things that only a young girl can say to another young girl.
"I am ready," said Johanna.
"I'm ready," said Johanna.
"Ready for what?" enquired Sir Richard Blunt, with a look of earnest affection in the face of the beautiful heroine—for if ever there were a heroine, we really think Johanna Oakley was one, and we are quite sure that you agree with us.
"Ready for what?" asked Sir Richard Blunt, looking at the beautiful heroine with genuine affection—because if there ever was a heroine, we truly believe Johanna Oakley is one, and we’re sure you agree with us.
"For my mission," said Johanna, "I am ready."
"For my mission," Johanna said, "I'm ready."
"And can you really find courage to go again to that—that—"
"And can you really find the courage to go again to that—that—"
Sir Richard could not find a fitting name for Todd's home, but Johanna understood him, and she replied gently—
Sir Richard couldn't come up with a suitable name for Todd's home, but Johanna understood him, and she replied gently—
"I may not pause now. It is my duty."
"I can't stop now. It's my responsibility."
"Your duty?"
"What's your duty?"
"Yes. Oh, Mark—Mark, I cannot restore you from the dead, but in the sacred cause of justice I may bring your murderer to the light of day. It is my duty to do so much for your memory."
"Yes. Oh, Mark—Mark, I can't bring you back to life, but in the name of justice, I might expose your killer. It's my responsibility to do this much for your memory."
Ann turned aside to hide her tears. Mr. Orton, too, was much affected, and there was an unwonted jar, as though some false note had had been struck in voice of Sir Richard Blunt as he spoke, saying—
Ann turned away to hide her tears. Mr. Orton was also deeply moved, and there was an unusual awkwardness, as if a wrong note had been hit in Sir Richard Blunt's voice as he spoke, saying—
"Miss Oakley, I will not—I cannot deny that by your going back to Todd's house, you may materially assist in the cause of justice. But yet I advise you not to do so."
"Miss Oakley, I won’t—I can’t deny that if you go back to Todd's house, you might significantly help the cause of justice. But still, I advise you against it."
"I know you are all careful of my safety, while I—"
"I know you all care about my safety, but I—"
"Ah, Johanna," said Ann, "you do not know yet that you are so desolate as to wish to die."
"Ah, Johanna," Ann said, "you still don’t realize how devastated you are that you wish you could die."
"Yes, yes—I am desolate."
"Yes, yes—I’m devastated."
"And so," added Sir Richard, "because you loved one who has been, according to your judgment upon the circumstances that have come to your knowledge, torn from you by death, you will admit no other ties which could bind you to the world. Is that right? Is it like you?"
"And so," added Sir Richard, "since you loved someone who, based on what you know about the situation, has been taken from you by death, you won't accept any other connections that could tie you to the world. Is that correct? Is that how you feel?"
The tones of voice in which these words were uttered, as well as the sentiment embodied in them, sunk deeply into Johanna's heart. Clasping her hands together, she cried—
The tones of voice used when these words were said, along with the feelings behind them, hit Johanna hard. Clasping her hands together, she cried—
"Oh, no, no! Do no think me so inhuman. Do not think me so very ungrateful."
"Oh, no, no! Don’t think I’m that inhuman. Don’t think I’m that ungrateful."
"Had you forgotten, Arabella Wilmot? Had you forgotten your father? Nay, had you forgotten the brave Colonel Jeffery?"
"Did you forget, Arabella Wilmot? Did you forget your father? No, did you forget the brave Colonel Jeffery?"
"No, no! I ought not to forget any, when so many have so kindly remembered me, and you too, sir, I ought not, and will not forget you, for you have been a kind friend to me."
"No, no! I shouldn't forget any of them, especially when so many have been so nice to remember me. And you too, sir, I shouldn't and won't forget you, because you've been a good friend to me."
"Nay, I am nothing."
"No, I am nothing."
"Seek not, sir, to disparage what you have done, you have been all kindness to me."
"Don't try to downplay what you've done, sir; you've been incredibly kind to me."
Before he was aware of what she was about, Johanna had seized the hand of Sir Richard Blunt, and for one brief moment touched it with her lips. The good magistrate was sensibly affected.
Before he realized what she was doing, Johanna grabbed Sir Richard Blunt's hand and briefly kissed it. The good magistrate was noticeably moved.
"God bless me!" said Mr. Orton, "something very big keeps blocking up the whole of my window."
"God help me!" said Mr. Orton, "something really big keeps blocking my entire window."
They all looked, and as they were silent at that moment, they heard a voice from the street, say—
They all looked, and since they were quiet at that moment, they heard a voice from the street say—
"Come! Come, my dear! Don't set the water-works a-going. Always remember, that easy does it. You come in here, and have something to eat, if you won't go home. Lor bless me! what will they think has become of me at the tower?"
"Come on! Come on, my dear! Don’t start crying. Just remember, take it easy. You can come in here and have something to eat if you’re not going home. Goodness! What will they think has happened to me at the tower?"
"Why, it is Ben!" cried Johanna.
"Wow, it's Ben!" Johanna exclaimed.
"Ben?" said Ann. "Who is Ben?"
"Ben?" Ann asked. "Who is Ben?"
"Hush! Stop," said Sir Richard, "I pray you, stop."
"Hush! Stop," said Sir Richard, "I’m begging you, stop."
Johanna would have rushed out to speak to Ben, who certainly was at the window of the fruiterer's shop, with Arabella Wilmot upon his arm, endeavouring to persuade her to enter, and partake of some refreshment.
Johanna would have quickly gone out to talk to Ben, who was definitely at the window of the grocery store, with Arabella Wilmot on his arm, trying to convince her to come in and have something to eat or drink.
"I will bring him in," said Sir Richard. "Retire into the parlour, I beg of you, Miss Oakley, for he will make quite a scene in the shop if you do not."
"I'll bring him in," said Sir Richard. "Please go into the parlor, Miss Oakley, because he'll definitely create a scene in the shop if you stay."
Johanna knew well Ben's affection for her, and doubted not, but that as Sir Richard said, he would not scruple to show it, even in the open shop, probably to the great edification of the passers by. She accordingly retired to the parlour with Ann. In a few moments, Sir Richard Blunt ushered in both Ben and Arabella Wilmot. Arabella with a shriek of joy, rushed into Johanna's arms, and then with excess of emotion she fainted. Ben caught up Johanna fairly off her feet, as though he had been dancing some little child, and holding her in a sitting posture upon one arm, he said—
Johanna was well aware of Ben's feelings for her and had no doubt that, as Sir Richard mentioned, he wouldn’t hesitate to express them, even in the busy shop, likely to the delight of those passing by. She therefore went to the parlor with Ann. Moments later, Sir Richard Blunt brought in both Ben and Arabella Wilmot. Arabella let out a joyful shriek and rushed into Johanna’s arms, but overwhelmed with emotions, she fainted. Ben lifted Johanna off her feet as if he were dancing with a little child, and while holding her in a seated position with one arm, he said—
"Bless you! Easy does it. Easy I say—does—it. Don't you think I'm a crying. It's a tea-chest has flew in my eye from that grocer's shop opposite. Oh, you little rogue, you. Easy does it. What you have got them what do you call 'ems on, have you?"
"Bless you! Take it easy. I mean, take it easy. Don’t you think I’m just crying? It’s a tea-chest that flew into my eye from that grocery store across the street. Oh, you little troublemaker. Take it easy. What do you have on, what do you call them?"
The kiss that Ben gave her might have been heard at Sweeney Todd's, and then when prevailed upon to sit down, he would insist upon holding her fast upon his knee.
The kiss that Ben gave her could probably be heard at Sweeney Todd's, and when asked to sit down, he would insist on keeping her tightly on his knee.
"I must go," said Johanna, and then looking at Arabella, she added—"Let me go, before she awakens from her transient forgetfulness to beg me to stay."
"I have to leave," Johanna said, and then looking at Arabella, she added, "Let me go before she wakes up from her temporary forgetfulness and asks me to stay."
Ben was furious at the idea of Johanna going back to Todd's, but Sir Richard, overruled him, and after some trouble, got him to consent. Then turning to Johanna, he said—
Ben was really angry about the idea of Johanna going back to Todd's, but Sir Richard overruled him and, after some difficulty, managed to get him to agree. Then he turned to Johanna and said—
"The moment night comes on, you will have some visitors, and remember, Miss Oakley, that St. Dunstan's is the watch-word. Whoever comes to you with that in his mouth, is a friend."
"The moment night falls, you’ll get some visitors, and remember, Miss Oakley, that St. Dunstan's is the secret phrase. Anyone who approaches you saying that is a friend."
"I will remember, and now farewell and God bless and reward you for all your goodness to me. I will live for the many who love me yet, and whom I love in this world."
"I will remember, and now goodbye, and may God bless you and reward you for all your kindness to me. I will live for the many who still love me and whom I love in this world."
Was it not a world of wonders that amid all this, Johanna did not go mad? Surely something more than mortal strength must have sustained that young and innocent girl in the midst of all these strange events. No human power that she possessed, could have possibly prevented her mind from sinking, and the hideous fascinations of an overcharged fancy from breeding
Wasn't it amazing that through all of this, Johanna didn't go crazy? Something beyond human strength must have helped that young and innocent girl endure all these bizarre events. No human ability she had could have kept her from losing her mind, and the horrifying distractions of an overactive imagination from taking over.
But there was a power who supported her—a power which from the commencement of the world has supported many—a power which while the world continues, will support many more, strengthening the weak and trampling on the strong. The power of love in all the magic of its deep and full intensity. Yes, this was the power which armed that frail and delicate-looking girl with strength to cope with such a man—man shall we call him? no, we may say such a fiend as Sweeney Todd. If it required no small amount of moral courage to go in the first instance upon that expedition—so fraught with danger, to Todd's shop—what did it require now to enable her to return after having passed through much peril, and tasting the sweets of friendship and sympathy? Surely any heart but Johanna's must have shrunk aghast from ever again even in thought, approaching that dreadful place. And yet she went. Yes upon her mission of justice she went. To be sure, she was told that as far as human means went, she would be upheld and supported from those without; but what could that assure to her further than that if she fell she should not fall unavenged? Truly, if some higher, some far nobler impulse than that derived from any consciousness that she was looked after, had not strengthened her, the girl's spirit, must have sunk beneath the weight of many terrors. With a sad smile she once again crossed the threshold of that house, which she now no longer suspected to be the murderer's haunt. She knew it.
But there was a force backing her—a force that has supported many since the beginning of time—and will continue to support many more as long as the world exists, boosting the weak and crushing the strong. The power of love, in all its deep and full intensity. Yes, this was the force that gave that fragile and delicate-looking girl the strength to face such a man—should we call him a man? No, we should say such a monster as Sweeney Todd. If it took a lot of moral courage to initially embark on that dangerous trip to Todd's shop—what did it take now to enable her to return after experiencing so much danger, and enjoying the comforts of friendship and sympathy? Surely any heart but Johanna's would have been horrified at the thought of ever approaching that dreadful place again. And yet she went. Yes, she went on her mission of justice. She was told that, as far as human support went, she would be upheld by those outside; but what did that really promise her beyond the assurance that if she fell, she wouldn't fall unavenged? Truly, if some higher, more noble impulse than a mere awareness of being looked after hadn’t strengthened her, the girl’s spirit must have crumbled under the weight of many fears. With a sad smile, she once again crossed the threshold of that house, which she no longer thought to be the murderer’s hideout. She knew it.
CHAPTER LXXXII.
TODD PLANS.
How she sped with Todd we are already aware. Let us take a peep at the arch-demon in that parlour, which he considered his sanctuary, his city of refuge as it were. At least Todd considered it to be such, whether it was or not. He sits at a table, the table beneath which there was no floor, and covering up his face with his huge hands, he sets about thinking. Yes, that man now abandons himself to thought, as to how he is, with a blaze of wickedness, to disappear from the scene of his iniquities. It was not remorse that now filled his brain. It was not any feeling of bitter heart-felt regret for what he had done that oppressed him now. No such feeling might possibly find a home in his heart at the hour of success, but now when he saw and felt that he was surrounded by many difficulties, it had no home in his brain. But yet he thought that they were only difficulties that now surrounded; he did not as yet dream of positive danger. He still reasoned, as you have heard him reason before, namely, that if anything beyond mere suspicion were entertained regarding his mode of life, he would be at once apprehended. He thought that somebody—most likely Colonel Jeffery—was trying to find out something, and the fact that he, Todd, was there in his own parlour, a free man, appeared to him proof-sufficient that nothing was found out.
How she hurried off with Todd, we already know. Let’s take a look at the main troublemaker in that room, which he thought of as his sanctuary, his safe haven. At least Todd believed it was such, whether it really was or not. He sits at a table that had no floor beneath it, and with his large hands covering his face, he starts to think. Yes, that man now loses himself in thought about how he will wickedly vanish from the scene of his wrongdoings. It wasn’t remorse filling his mind. He didn’t feel any deep, heartfelt regret for what he had done; no feeling like that could possibly exist in his heart now that he was achieving success. But now that he saw and felt the many challenges around him, that feeling of regret had no place in his thoughts either. Yet he believed that these were just challenges surrounding him; he didn’t yet imagine any real danger. He still reasoned, as you’ve heard him reason before, that if there were any suspicions about his lifestyle, he would be caught immediately. He thought that someone—most likely Colonel Jeffery—was trying to discover something, and the fact that he, Todd, was there in his own room, a free man, seemed to him like proof that nothing had been found out.
"How fallacious!"
"How misleading!"
If he had but known that he was virtually in custody even then, as he, indeed, really was, for Fleet-street was alive with officers and the emissaries of the police. If he had but guessed so much for a moment what a wild tumult would have been raised in his brain. But he knew nothing and suspected little. After a time from generalizing upon his condition, Todd began to be particular, and then he laid down, as it were, one proposition or fact which he intended should be the groundwork of all in other proceedings. That proposition was contained in the words—
If he had only known that he was practically under surveillance even then, which he really was, because Fleet Street was bustling with officers and police informants. If he had just realized that for a moment, it would have caused a storm in his mind. But he knew nothing and suspected very little. After awhile, as he reflected on his situation, Todd started to focus on specifics, and then he established, so to speak, one point or fact that he intended to serve as the foundation for everything else that followed. That point was expressed in the words—
"Before the dawn of to-morrow I must be off!" "That's settled," said Todd, and he gave the table a blow with his hand. "Yes, that's settled."
"Before tomorrow's dawn, I need to leave!" "That’s decided," Todd said, slamming his hand on the table. "Yeah, that’s decided."
The table creaked ominously, and Todd rose to peep into the shop to see what his boy was doing. Charley Green, alias, Johanna Oakley, was sitting upon a low stool reading a bill that some one had thrown into the shop, and which detailed the merits of some merchandize. How far away from the contents of that bill which she held before her face, were her thoughts?
The table creaked eerily, and Todd got up to peek into the shop to see what his boy was up to. Charley Green, also known as Johanna Oakley, was sitting on a low stool reading a flyer that someone had tossed into the shop, which explained the benefits of some product. How distant her thoughts were from the information on that flyer she was holding in front of her face!
"Good," said Todd. "That boy, at all events, suspects nothing, and yet his death is one of the things which had better not be left to chance. He shall fall in the general way of this place. What proper feeling errand-boy would wish to survive his master's absence. Ha!"
"Good," said Todd. "That boy, at least, has no idea what's going on, and yet his death is one of those things that shouldn't be left to chance. He will meet his end in the usual manner around here. What decent errand boy would want to live on after his master is gone? Ha!"
Of late Todd had not been very profuse in his laughs, but now he came out with one quite of the old sort.
Recently, Todd hadn't laughed much, but now he let out a laugh like the ones he used to have.
The sound startled himself, and he retired to the table again.
The noise surprised him, and he went back to the table.
By the dim light he opened a desk and supplied himself with writing materials; the twilight was creeping on, and he could only just see. Spreading a piece of paper before him, he proceeded to make a memoranda of what he had to do.
By the low light, he opened a desk and grabbed some writing supplies; twilight was setting in, and he could barely see. Spreading a piece of paper in front of him, he started to jot down a list of things he needed to do.
It was no bad plan this of Todd's, and the paper, when it was finished was quite a curiosity in its way.
It was actually a decent idea of Todd's, and the paper, when it was completed, turned out to be quite interesting in its own way.
It ran thus—
It said this—
Mem.—To go to Colonel Jeffery's, and by some means get into the house and murder Tobias.
Mem.—To go to Colonel Jeffery's, and find a way to get into the house and kill Tobias.
Mem.—To pack off goods to the wharf where the Hamburg vessel, called the Dianna, sails from.
Mem.—To send goods to the dock where the Hamburg ship, named the Dianna, departs from.
Mem.—To arrange combustibles for setting fire to the house.
Mem.—To gather materials to start a fire in the house.
Mem.—To cut Charley Green's throat, if any suspicion arise—if not to let him be smothered in the fire.
Mem.—To cut Charley Green's throat if any suspicion comes up—if not, to let him be smothered in the fire.
Mem.—To have a letter ready to post to Sir Richard Blunt, the magistrate, accusing Mrs. Lovett of her own crimes, and mine likewise.
Mem.—To have a letter ready to send to Sir Richard Blunt, the magistrate, accusing Mrs. Lovett of her own crimes, as well as mine.
"I think that is all," said Todd.
"I think that's everything," Todd said.
He folded the paper and placed it in his bosom, after which he came out of the parlour into the shop, and called to Johanna.
He folded the paper and put it in his pocket, then he left the parlor and went into the shop, calling for Johanna.
"Charles?"
"Hey Charles?"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"Go to the market, and get me a couple of stout porter—I want something carried a short distance."
"Go to the market and grab me a couple of strong porters—I want something that's easy to carry."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
Away went Johanna, but before she got half way down to Fleet Market she met Sir Richard, who said—
Away went Johanna, but before she got halfway down to Fleet Market, she ran into Sir Richard, who said—
"What is it?"
"What's that?"
"He wants a couple of porters to carry something."
"He needs a couple of porters to carry something."
"Very well, get them. Depend upon me."
"Alright, go ahead and get them. You can count on me."
"I do, sir. I feel now in good heart to go through with anything, for you are near to me, and I know that I am safe."
"I do, sir. I feel ready now to face anything, because you are close to me, and I know I’m safe."
"You are safe. It will need to be some very extraordinary circumstances, indeed, that could compromise you. But go at once for these porters; I, and my men will take good care to find where they go to."
"You’re safe. It would take some truly extraordinary circumstances to put you at risk. But go right away for those porters; my men and I will make sure to find out where they’re headed."
There was no difficulty in finding parties in abundance at the end of Fleet Market, and Johanna speedily returned, followed by two sturdy fellows. Todd had quite a smile upon his face, as he received them.
There was no trouble finding plenty of parties at the end of Fleet Market, and Johanna quickly returned, followed by two strong guys. Todd had a big smile on his face as he welcomed them.
"This way," he said—"This way. I hope you have been lucky to day, and have had plenty of work."
"This way," he said, "This way. I hope you've had a lucky day and have had plenty of work."
"No, master," said one, "we haven't, I'm sorry to say."
"No, master," one replied, "we haven't, I'm sorry to say."
"Indeed," added Todd. "Well, I am very glad I have a little job for you. You see these two little boxes. You can carry one each of you, and I will go with you and show you where to."
"Sure," Todd said. "I'm really glad I have a small job for you. See these two small boxes? Each of you can carry one, and I'll go with you to show you where to take them."
One of the porters raised one of the boxes, and then he gave a long whistle, as he said—
One of the porters lifted one of the boxes, then he let out a long whistle as he said—
"I say, master is there penny pieces or paving stones in this here, its deuced heavy, that it is."
"I say, master, are there any coins or paving stones in this? It’s really heavy, it is."
"And so is this, Bill," said the other. "Oh, my eyes ain't it. There must be a quarter of a pound of goose feathers in here."
"And so is this, Bill," said the other. "Oh, my eyes, isn't it? There must be a quarter of a pound of goose feathers in here."
"Ha! ha!" said Todd, "How funny you both are."
"Ha! Ha!" Todd said, "You two are so funny."
"Funny?"
"Is it funny?"
"Yes, to be sure, but come. This will put strength into you if you had none before."
"Yes, for sure, but come on. This will give you strength if you didn't have any before."
He took a bottle and glass from a cupboard, and gave each of the men a full measure of such frightfully strong spirits, that they winked again, and the tears came into their eyes, as they drank it.
He took a bottle and a glass from a cupboard and poured each of the men a full measure of such incredibly strong liquor that they winced and tears filled their eyes as they drank it.
"Now shoulder the little boxes, and come along," he said, "and I tell you what I'll do. If you step in here in the evening, and I should happen to be at home, I'll give each of you a shave for nothing, and polish you off in such a manner, that you will recollect it as long you live."
"Now grab the small boxes and come on," he said, "and here's what I'll do. If you stop by here in the evening and I'm at home, I'll give each of you a free shave and make sure you look so good that you'll remember it for the rest of your lives."
"Thank you, master—thank you. We'll come."
"Thanks, master—thanks. We’ll be there."
One of the porters helped his companion with the chest on to his back and head, and Todd then lent a helping hand with the other.
One of the porters helped his companion lift the chest onto his back and head, and then Todd gave a hand with the other one.
"Charley," he said. "I shall be back in a quarter of an hour."
"Charley," he said. "I'll be back in fifteen minutes."
Away he went, preceding the porter by some half dozen steps only, but yet ever and anon keeping a wary eye upon the two chests, which contained cash, and jewels, sufficient to found a little kingdom. If he got clear off with those two chests only, he felt that he would not give himself much uneasiness about what was left behind. But was Todd going to trust these two porters from out his own immediate neighbourhood, with the secret of the destination of the boxes? No. He was by far too crafty for that. After proceeding some distance, he took them round the unfrequented side of St. Paul's Church yard, and stopping suddenly at the door of a house that was to let, he said—
He took off, staying just a few steps ahead of the porter, but occasionally glancing back at the two chests that held enough cash and jewels to start a small kingdom. If he managed to escape with those two chests, he knew he wouldn’t worry too much about what was left behind. But was Todd really going to trust these two porters from his neighborhood with the secret of where the boxes were going? No way. He was way too clever for that. After going a bit further, he led them around the less traveled side of St. Paul's Churchyard and suddenly stopped at the door of a house that was for rent, saying—
"This will do."
"This works."
"In here, master."
"Come in here, master."
"This will do. Put them down."
"This is fine. Put them down."
The porters complied, and Todd set down upon one of the boxes, as he said—
The porters agreed, and Todd sat down on one of the boxes, as he said—
"How much?"
"How much does it cost?"
"A shilling each of us, master."
"A shilling for each of us, sir."
"There's double the money, and now be off, both of you, about your business."
"There's twice the money, so now you two should go on and take care of your business."
The porters were rather surprised, but as they considered themselves sufficiently paid, they made no objection, and walked off with considerable alacrity, leaving Todd, and his treasure in the street.
The porters were quite surprised, but since they felt they were paid enough, they didn’t complain and walked away quickly, leaving Todd and his treasure in the street.
"Now for a coach," he muttered. "Now for a coach. Here boy"—to a ragged boy who was creeping on at some short distance. "Earn a penny by fetching me a coach directly."
"Now for a coach," he muttered. "Now for a coach. Hey there, boy"—to a scruffy kid who was hanging back a bit. "Make a quick penny by getting me a coach right away."
The boy darted off, and in a very few minutes brought Todd a hackney coach. The boxes, too, were got upon it by the united efforts of Todd, the coachman, and the boy, and then, and not till then did Todd give the correct address of the wharf in Thames Street from which the Hamburg ship was going, and in which he fully intended to embark that night. The ship was advertised to sail at the turn of the tide, which would be about four o'clock in the morning. All this did not take long to do. The coach rumbled along Thames Street, but Todd was not aware that Mr. Crotchet had got up behind the vehicle, but such was the fact, and when the lumbering old machine stopped at the wharf, that gentleman got down, and felt quite satisfied with the discovery he had made. "He's a trying of it on," soliloquised Mr. Crotchet in the bolting line, "but it ain't no manner of a go. He'll swing, and he can't help it, if he were to book himself to the moon, and there was a coach or a ship as went all the way, and no stoppages."
The boy took off and, in just a few minutes, came back with a hackney carriage for Todd. With the combined efforts of Todd, the coachman, and the boy, they loaded the boxes onto it. Only then did Todd provide the exact address of the wharf on Thames Street where the Hamburg ship was departing and where he fully planned to board that night. The ship was set to sail at high tide, which would be around four o'clock in the morning. This all happened quickly. The coach rolled down Thames Street, but Todd didn't realize that Mr. Crotchet had climbed on the back of the carriage. When the old vehicle stopped at the wharf, Mr. Crotchet got down, feeling pleased with the discovery he had made. "He's trying to pull a fast one," Mr. Crotchet thought to himself, "but it won’t work. He’ll hang for it, and there's nothing he can do, even if he booked himself to the moon and there was a coach or a ship that went all the way without any stops."
"Mem," said Todd to himself. "To go to Colonel Jeffery's and murder Tobias—Ha!"
"Mem," Todd said to himself. "Going over to Colonel Jeffery's to kill Tobias—Ha!"
"Lor!" said the coachman, "was that you, sir?"
"Lor!" the coachman exclaimed, "was that you, sir?"
"What do you mean?"
"What do you mean?"
"Why as made that horrid sort of noise."
"Why did it make that horrible noise?"
"Mind your business, my friend, and tell me if you can take me quickly to Islington, for I have no time to lose."
"Mind your own business, my friend, and let me know if you can get me to Islington quickly, because I don't have time to waste."
"Like the wind, sir, you can go with these here osses," replied the coachman, "did you ever see sich bits o' blood, sir, one on 'ems blind, and' t'other on 'em is deaf, which is advantages as you don't get in one pair."
"Like the wind, sir, you can go with these horses," replied the coachman, "have you ever seen such fine animals, sir? One of them is blind, and the other is deaf, which is an advantage you don't find in just one pair."
"Advantages?"
"Benefits?"
"Lor bless you, yes, sir. The blind 'un goes unknown quick, cos you sees, sir, he thinks he's only in some dark place, and in course he wants to get out on it as soon as he can."
"Lord bless you, yes, sir. The blind person goes unnoticed quickly because, you see, sir, he thinks he's just in some dark spot, and naturally, he wants to get out of it as soon as he can."
"Indeed?"
"Really?"
"Yes, sir, and the deaf 'un, he goes quick too, cos as he hears nothink, he thinks as there never was sich a quiet place as he's go's, and he does it out o' feeling and gratitude, sir, yer sees."
"Yes, sir, and the deaf guy moves quickly too, because since he doesn’t hear anything, he thinks there’s never been such a quiet place as where he is, and he does it out of feeling and gratitude, sir, you see."
"Be quick then, and charge your own price."
"Be quick, then set your own price."
Todd sprang into the vehicle, and stimulated by the idea of charging his own price, the coachman certainly did make the bits of blood do wonders, and in quite an incredibly short space of time, Todd found himself in the immediate neighbourhood of the Colonel's house. It was now getting dark, but that was what he wished. He dismissed the coach, and took from the angle of a wall, near at hand, a long and earnest look at the Colonel's house, and as he did so dark and hideous thoughts concerning Tobias passed through his mind.
Todd jumped into the vehicle, and excited by the idea of setting his own price, the coachman certainly made the coins work wonders. In no time at all, Todd found himself close to the Colonel's house. It was getting dark, but that’s exactly what he wanted. He dismissed the coach and took a long, serious look at the Colonel's house from a nearby corner, and as he did, dark and sinister thoughts about Tobias raced through his mind.
CHAPTER LXXXII.
TODD VISITS THE COLONEL
"Well, Tobias," said Colonel Jeffery, as he entered the pretty, cheerful room into which the now convalescent boy had been removed. "Well, Tobias, how are you now?"
"Well, Tobias," said Colonel Jeffery as he entered the bright, cheerful room where the now-recovering boy had been moved. "Well, Tobias, how are you doing now?"
"Much better, sir. Oh, sir,—I—I—"
"Way better, sir. Oh, sir—I—I—"
"What would you say?"
"What do you think?"
"I feel that when I see you, sir, I ought to say so much to convince you of how truly, and deeply grateful I am to you, and yet I can scarcely ever say a word about it. I pray for your happiness, sir, indeed I do. Your name and my mother's, and—and Minna Gray's, are always uttered to God by me."
"I feel like when I see you, sir, I should say a lot to show you how truly and deeply grateful I am to you, but I can hardly ever find the words. I really do pray for your happiness, sir. I always mention your name, my mother's, and—Minna Gray's, to God."
"Now, Tobias," said Colonel Jeffery gravely. "I am quite satisfied that as regards all that has passed, you feel as you ought to feel, and for my own part, I beg you to feel and to know that your saying anything about it only distresses me."
"Now, Tobias," Colonel Jeffery said seriously. "I’m sure that regarding everything that has happened, you feel as you should, and for my part, I ask you to understand that discussing it only upsets me."
"Distresses you, sir?"
"Are you feeling distressed, sir?"
"Yes, it does, indeed. I see your eyes are upon the door. You expect Minna, to day, I am sure."
"Yes, it really does. I can see your eyes are on the door. You’re waiting for Minna today, I’m sure."
"Yes, sir,—she—she—my mother was to bring her, sir."
"Yes, sir, she—she—my mom was supposed to bring her, sir."
A ringing at a bell now came upon Tobias's ear, and his colour went and came fitfully.
A bell started ringing in Tobias's ear, and his face fluctuated as he lost and regained color.
"You are still very weak, my poor boy," said the colonel, "but you are certainly much improved. Do you feel any confusion in your head now?"
"You’re still very weak, my poor boy," the colonel said, "but you're definitely getting better. Are you feeling any confusion in your head right now?"
"None at all, only when I think of Todd suddenly, ever it makes me feel cold and sick, and something seems to rush through my heart."
"Not at all, but when I suddenly think of Todd, it always makes me feel cold and sick, and something seems to rush through my heart."
"Oh, that will go away. That is nothing. There, I will draw up the blind for you. The evening is coming, and the sky is overclouded. You can see better now, and there is one coming whom I know you wish to lose no sight of."
"Oh, that will pass. It's nothing. There, I'll pull up the shade for you. Evening is approaching, and the sky is cloudy. You can see better now, and someone is coming whom I know you want to keep an eye on."
"I hear her foot upon the stairs," said Tobias.
"I hear her foot on the stairs," said Tobias.
"Do you?—It is more than I do."
"Do you?—It's more than I do."
"Ah, sir, the senses are sharpened, I think, by illness."
"Ah, sir, I think illness sharpens the senses."
"Not so much as by love. Tobias! do you hear her footstep now?"
"Not really because of love. Tobias! Do you hear her coming now?"
"Yes, and it is like music."
"Yes, and it feels like music."
He had his head on one side in an attitude of listening; and then with joy sparkling from every feature of his face, he spoke again—
He tilted his head to listen, and then, with joy lighting up his face, he spoke again—
"She comes—she comes. Ah, she comes fast. My own—my beautiful. She come—she comes."
"She's coming—she's coming. Oh, she's coming quickly. My own—my beautiful. She's coming—she's coming."
"This is real love," said the colonel, and he stepped from the room. Nearly on the landing at the head of the stairs, he met Minna Gray.
"This is real love," said the colonel, as he walked out of the room. Almost on the landing at the top of the stairs, he ran into Minna Gray.
"Welcome," he said as he held out his hand to her. "You will find your young friend up and much better."
"Welcome," he said, extending his hand to her. "You'll find your young friend up and feeling much better."
Minna could only look her thanks. Mrs. Ragg was following her, and as the ascent of stairs was always rather a task to that good Lady, she was making a noise like a stranded grampus in breathing.
Minna could only express her gratitude with a glance. Mrs. Ragg was trailing behind her, and since climbing stairs was always a bit of a challenge for the kind lady, she was breathing heavily like a beached whale.
"Ah, colonel," she said, "young legs get up stairs faster than old ones, sir, as you see. Well—well, there was a time when first I knew poor dear Ragg, who is of course dead and gone, quite premature."
"Ah, Colonel," she said, "young legs get up stairs faster than old ones, sir, as you can see. Well—well, there was a time when I first met poor dear Ragg, who is, of course, dead and gone, quite too soon."
"Exactly, Mrs. Ragg," said the colonel, as he rapidly descended the stairs.
"Exactly, Mrs. Ragg," said the colonel, as he quickly went down the stairs.
"Did you ever, my dear, know such a strange man?" said Mrs. Ragg to Minna.
"Did you ever, my dear, meet such a strange man?" Mrs. Ragg asked Minna.
"Who?"
"Who?"
"The colonel, to be sure. So soon as I begin to tell him any little what do you call it. No it ain't nannygoat—that's ridiculous. It's—it's—what is it?"
"The colonel, for sure. As soon as I start to explain to him any little thing, what do you call it. No, it isn't nannygoat—that’s silly. It's—it's—what is it?"
"Anecdote do you mean, Mrs. Ragg?"
"Anecdote, do you mean, Mrs. Ragg?"
"Yes, to be sure. Well, as I was a saying, no sooner do I begin telling him a little nannygoat—no, I mean anecdote, than off he is like a shot."
"Yes, definitely. So, as I was saying, no sooner do I start telling him a little story—no, I mean an anecdote—than he takes off like a shot."
Minna smiled to herself, and she was far from wondering that the colonel was off like a shot, for well she knew, that when Mrs. Ragg did begin anything concerning the late Mr. Ragg, it usually lasted three quarters of an hour at the very least.
Minna smiled to herself, and she wasn't surprised that the colonel took off quickly, because she knew that whenever Mrs. Ragg started talking about the late Mr. Ragg, it typically went on for at least three quarters of an hour.
"Minna, Minna!" called Tobias.
"Hey, Minna!" called Tobias.
"I am here, Tobias."
"I'm here, Tobias."
In another moment she was in the room. Truly it was a pleasant thing to see the face of Tobias, when, his sunshine, as he called Minna, came close to him, and in her soft voice asked him if he was better.
In another moment, she was in the room. It was really nice to see Tobias's face when his sunshine, as he called Minna, came close to him and, in her gentle voice, asked him if he was feeling better.
"Don't mind me," said Mrs. Ragg, "I am going to darn a stocking or two. that's all. Just say what you both like. Young folks will be young folks. Bless me, I recollect just as if it were only yesterday, when I used to speak to poor departed Mr. Ragg, who is, premature, dead and gone, in a manner of speaking. Ah, dear me! How the world goes round and round—round and round, continually."
"Don't worry about me," said Mrs. Ragg, "I'm just going to mend a couple of stockings. That's all. Feel free to say whatever you want. Young people will be young people. I swear, it feels like just yesterday when I would talk to poor Mr. Ragg, who passed away too soon, in a way. Ah, my goodness! How the world keeps going—round and round, over and over."
Tobias and Minna were so well accustomed to the garrulity of Mrs. Ragg, and so well aware that she required no answer, that they let her talk on, and did not mind her, as she requested they would not; and so the evening grew apace, and the light gradually began to wane, as those two young loving hearts spoke together of the future, and indulged in that day dream of happiness which can only belong to youth and love.
Tobias and Minna were so used to Mrs. Ragg's nonstop chatter, and they knew she didn’t really need a response, that they let her go on talking without paying much attention, just as she asked them to. As the evening went on and the light slowly faded, those two young, loving hearts talked about their future and indulged in that daydream of happiness that only youth and love can bring.
Todd is skulking round the angle of the garden wall, from which he can get a view of the colonel's house, and yet not be seen himself.
Todd is hiding around the corner of the garden wall, where he can see the colonel's house without being seen himself.
The more he looked the more the desire grew upon him, notwithstanding the immense risk he ran of personal detection, by so doing, to get into the house, and finish the career of poor Tobias. He would have had no particular objection rather to have taken the life of Mrs. Ragg, if it could be easily and comfortably done.
The more he stared, the stronger his desire became, despite the huge risk of being caught while trying to sneak into the house and end Tobias's life. He wouldn’t have minded killing Mrs. Ragg either if it could be done easily and without trouble.
It has been said that there are folks in the world who never forgive any one for doing them a kindness; and such paradoxical views of human nature have been attempted to be laid down as truths; but whether this be so or not, is still to be proved, although it is certain that nothing stirs the evil passions of men who will inflict injury upon the innocent, as to find themselves baffled in their villany. From that moment the matter becomes a personal affair of vengeance.
It’s been said that there are people in the world who never forgive anyone for doing them a kindness; and these contradictory views of human nature have been presented as truths. Whether this is true or not is still to be determined, but it’s clear that nothing ignites the evil passions of those who will harm the innocent like being outsmarted in their wrongdoing. From that moment on, the situation turns into a personal quest for revenge.
Hence, since Todd had become thoroughly aware that Tobias had escaped from the death he had intended for him at the mad-house, his rage against the boy knew no bounds.
Hence, since Todd had become fully aware that Tobias had escaped from the death he had planned for him at the asylum, his anger towards the boy was limitless.
Indeed, the reader will conclude that it must have been a feeling of no ordinary strength, that, at such a busy and ticklish time, would take Todd to the colonel's house at all.
Indeed, the reader will conclude that it must have been a feeling of extraordinary strength that would lead Todd to the colonel's house at such a busy and precarious time.
It was revenge—bitter, uncompromising revenge!
It was revenge—bitter, relentless revenge!
Now, you must know the colonel's house was one of those half-villa, half-mansion-like residences, that are so common in the neighbourhood of London. There was a kind of terrace in the front, and a garden with flowering shrubs, that had a pretty enough appearance, and which at night afforded abundance of shelter.
Now, you should know that the colonel's house was one of those places that looked like a mix between a villa and a mansion, which are quite common in the London area. There was a sort of terrace in the front and a garden with flowering shrubs that looked nice enough and provided plenty of shelter at night.
It was by this front garden that Todd hoped to reach the house.
It was through this front garden that Todd aimed to get to the house.
When it was nearly dark, he slunk in, crouching down among the trees and shrubs, and crawling along like a serpent as he was. He soon came to a flight of stone steps that led to the kitchens.
When it was almost dark, he sneaked in, crouching down among the trees and bushes, crawling along like a snake. He soon reached a set of stone steps that led to the kitchens.
By the time Todd had got thus far, some of her domestic duties had called Mrs. Ragg to the lower part of the house. He saw by the fire-light that some one was going about the kitchen, close to the foot of the stone steps; but he could not exactly, by that dim and uncertain radiance, take upon himself to say that it was Mrs. Ragg.
By the time Todd got this far, some of her household chores had called Mrs. Ragg to the lower part of the house. He could see in the firelight that someone was moving around the kitchen, near the bottom of the stone steps; however, he couldn’t confidently say it was Mrs. Ragg given the dim and uncertain light.
She soon lit a candle, though, and then all was clear. He saw the good lady preparing divers lights for the upper rooms.
She quickly lit a candle, and then everything became clear. He saw the kind lady setting up different lights for the upstairs rooms.
While Todd was half-way down the stone steps, peeping into the kitchen, one of the other servants of the house came into that receptacle for culinary articles, and commenced putting on a bonnet and shawl. Todd could not hear one word of what was said by Mrs. Ragg and this young woman who was getting ready to go out; but he saw them talk, and by their manner he felt convinced that it was only upon ordinary topics.
While Todd was halfway down the stone steps, peeking into the kitchen, one of the other house servants walked into that space for food preparation and started putting on a bonnet and shawl. Todd couldn't hear a single word exchanged between Mrs. Ragg and the young woman getting ready to leave; however, he watched them talking and felt certain by their demeanor that they were discussing nothing out of the ordinary.
If the young woman left the house by the steps upon which Todd was, and which it was more than likely she would do, his situation would be anything but a pleasant one, and discovery would be certain.
If the young woman left the house using the steps where Todd was, which was very likely, his situation would definitely not be a pleasant one, and he would surely be caught.
To obviate the chance of this, he stepped back, and crouched down in among the shrubs in the garden.
To avoid that happening, he stepped back and crouched down among the shrubs in the garden.
He was not wrong in his conjectures, for in a few moments the servant, who was going out, ascended the steps, and passed him so closely, that by stretching out his hand, he could, if he had been so minded, have touched her dress. In a short time she was out of ear-shot.
He wasn't wrong in his guesses, because in a few moments the servant, who was leaving, climbed the steps and passed so close to him that if he had reached out his hand, he could have touched her dress. Soon she was out of earshot.
Todd emerged from his concealment again, and crept down the steps, and once more peeped into the kitchen.
Todd came out of hiding again, crept down the steps, and peeked into the kitchen once more.
Mrs. Ragg was still busy with the candles.
Mrs. Ragg was still working with the candles.
He was just considering what he should do, when he heard the tramp of horses' feet in the road above. He ascended sufficient of the steps to enable himself to get a peep at what was going on. He saw a groom well mounted, and leading another horse. Then no other than Colonel Jeffrey himself, although he did not of his own knowledge, feel assured that it was him, come out at the front door of the house and mounted.
He was just thinking about what to do when he heard the sound of horses' hooves on the road above. He climbed enough steps to take a look at what was happening. He saw a well-mounted groom leading another horse. Then, to his surprise, Colonel Jeffrey himself came out of the front door of the house and got on his horse, although he wasn't completely sure it was him.
"Now, William," said the colonel, "we must ride sharply."
"Okay, William," said the colonel, "we need to ride quickly."
"Yes, sir," said the groom.
"Yes, sir," said the groom.
Another moment and they were gone.
They vanished in an instant.
"This is lucky," said Todd. "It is not likely that there is any other room in the house; and if not, I have the game in my own hands."
"This is lucky," Todd said. "There probably isn't any other room in the house, and if that's the case, I have the game in my own hands."
He crept down the remainder of the stone steps, and placed his ear quite close to the kitchen window.
He quietly made his way down the rest of the stone steps and leaned in close to the kitchen window.
Mrs. Ragg was enjoying a little conversation to herself.
Mrs. Ragg was having a little chat with herself.
"Ah!" she said, "it's always the way—girls will be girls; but what I blame her for is, that she don't ask the colonel's leave at once, and say—'Sir, your disorderly has won my infections, and may he come here and take a cup of tea?'"
"Ah!" she said, "it's always the same—girls will be girls; but what I blame her for is that she doesn't ask the colonel for permission right away and say—'Sir, your disorderly has caught my infections, and may he come here for a cup of tea?'"
This was Greek to Todd.
This was gibberish to Todd.
"What is the old fool talking about," he muttered. "But I will soon give her a subject that will last for her life."
"What is that old fool talking about?" he muttered. "But I'll soon give her a topic that will keep her going for a lifetime."
He now arrived at the door of the kitchen. It was very unlikely to be locked or otherwise fastened, so immediately after the young woman, who had left the house, and passed so close to him, Todd. Yet he listened for a few moments more, as Mrs. Ragg kept making observations to herself.
He now reached the kitchen door. It was highly unlikely to be locked or secured, so right after the young woman left the house and walked very close to him, Todd moved forward. Still, he listened for a few more moments as Mrs. Ragg continued talking to herself.
"Listeners hear no good of themselves, says the proverb, and at all events it was verified in this instance."
"Listeners hear no good about themselves, as the saying goes, and in this case, it was definitely true."
"Lor' a mussy," ejaculated Mrs. Ragg, "how my mind do run upon that horrid old ugly monster of a Todd to day. Well, I do hope I shall never look upon his frightful face again, and how awful he did squint, too. Dear me, what did the colonel say he had with his vision—could it be—a something afixity? No that isn't it."
"Goodness," exclaimed Mrs. Ragg, "my mind is really stuck on that horrible, ugly monster Todd today. I really hope I never have to see his frightening face again, and he squinted so badly, too. Oh dear, what did the colonel say he had with his vision—could it be—something affixity? No, that's not it."
"Obliquity!" said Todd, popping his head in at the kitchen door. "It was obliquity, and if you scream or make the least alarm, I'll skin you, and strew this kitchen with your mangled remains!"
"Obliquity!" Todd shouted, poking his head in at the kitchen door. "It was obliquity, and if you scream or make a sound, I'll skin you and cover this kitchen with your torn-up remains!"
Mrs. Ragg sank into a chair with a melo-dramatic groan, that would have made her fortune over the water in domestic tragedy if she could have done it so naturally. Todd kept his eye upon her. That basilisk-like eye, which had fascinated the good woman often, and this time it acted as a kind of spell, for truly might he have said, or rather might some one have said for him,
Mrs. Ragg collapsed into a chair with a dramatic groan, one that could have made her famous in the world of domestic drama if she could pull it off so effortlessly. Todd watched her closely. That mesmerizing gaze, which had often captivated the poor woman, seemed to cast a spell this time, for he could have said, or rather someone else could have said for him,
Todd's first care now was to get between Mrs. Ragg and the kitchen door, lest upon some sudden impulse she should rise and flee. Then he folded his arms, and looked at her calmly, and with such a devilish smile as might have become Mephistopheles himself, while contemplating the ruin of a soul. He took from his pocket a razor.
Todd's main concern now was to position himself between Mrs. Ragg and the kitchen door, in case she suddenly decided to get up and run away. Then he crossed his arms and stared at her coolly, wearing a wicked smile that could have belonged to Mephistopheles himself, as he considered the destruction of a soul. He pulled a razor from his pocket.
"Mercy," gasped Mrs. Ragg.
"Mercy," gasped Mrs. Ragg.
"Where is Tobias?"
"Where's Tobias?"

Todd Horrifies Mrs. Ragg.
Todd Shocks Mrs. Ragg.
"Up stairs. Back room, second floor, looking into the garden."
"Upstairs. Back room, second floor, overlooking the garden."
"Alone?"
"By yourself?"
"No, Minna Grey is with him."
"No, Minna Grey is with him."
"Listen to me. If you stir from here until I come to you again, I will not only murder you, but Tobias likewise, and every one whom I meet with in this house. You know me, and can come to some opinion as to whether or not I am a man likely to keep my word. Remain where you are; move not, speak not, and all will be well."
"Listen to me. If you move from here before I return, I will not only kill you, but Tobias too, along with everyone else I find in this house. You know me, so you can judge whether I'm a person who will keep my promises. Stay where you are; don't move, don't speak, and everything will be fine."
Mrs. Ragg slowly slid off her chair, and fell to the floor of the kitchen, where she lay, in what seemed a swoon.
Mrs. Ragg slowly slid off her chair and fell to the kitchen floor, where she lay, apparently in a faint.
"That will do as well," said Todd as he glanced at her, "and yet as I return." He made a movement with his hand across his throat to indicate what he would do, and then feeling assured that he had little or, indeed, no opposition to expect in the house, he left the kitchen, and walked up stairs.
"That works for me too," Todd said, looking at her, "and still as I come back." He gestured across his throat to show what he would do, and then, feeling confident that he had little or no resistance to expect in the house, he left the kitchen and went upstairs.
When he reached the top of the kitchen stairs he paused to listen. All was very still in the house.
When he got to the top of the kitchen stairs, he stopped to listen. Everything was very quiet in the house.
"'Tis well," he said "tis well. This deed of blood shall be done, and long before it can be thought that it was I who struck the blow, I shall be gone."
"'It's for the best,' he said, 'it's for the best. This act of violence will happen, and long before anyone suspects that I was the one who dealt the blow, I’ll be out of here.'"
Alas! After passing through so much! After being persued in so almost a miraculous manner from the murderous intentions of Todd, backed by the cupidity of Fogg, and his subordinate Watson, was poor Tobias yet to die a terrible death as a victim to the cruel passions of his relentless persecutor? No, we will not yet believe that such is to be the fate of poor honest Tobias, although at the present time, his prospects look gloomy. Todd may, and no doubt has taken as worthy lives, but we will hope that the hand of Providence will prevent him from taking this one. He reached the landing of the first floor, and he paused to listen again. He thought this time, that he heard the faint sound of voices above, but he was not quite sure. Otherwise all was quiet. This was a critical situation for Todd. If any one, who was a painter of pictures or of morals had but seen him, Sweeney Todd, as he there stood, they would no longer have doubted either that there was a devil, or that some persons in this world, were actuated by a devilish fiend. He looked the incarnate fiend!—the Mephistopheles of the imagination, such as he is painted by the German enthusiast. His laugh too? Was not that satanic? He set himself to listen to the voices that he heard in that quiet rooms and the sounds, holy and full of affection as they were, awakened no chord of answering feeling, in that bold, bad man's breast. He stood apart from human nature, a solitary being. A wreck upon the ocean of society
Alas! After going through so much! After being almost miraculously chased from the murderous intentions of Todd, fueled by the greed of Fogg and his sidekick Watson, was poor Tobias really meant to die a terrible death at the hands of his relentless tormentor? No, we refuse to believe that this is poor honest Tobias's fate, even though his prospects look bleak at the moment. Todd may have taken many deserving lives, but we hope that Providence will prevent him from taking this one. He reached the first floor landing and paused to listen again. This time, he thought he heard faint sounds of voices above, but he wasn't completely sure. Otherwise, everything was quiet. This was a critical moment for Todd. If anyone, painter of pictures or morals, had seen Sweeney Todd standing there, they would have no doubt that a devil exists, or that some people in this world are driven by a devilish spirit. He looked like the embodiment of evil!—the Mephistopheles of imagination, just like he's portrayed by German enthusiasts. And his laugh? Wasn't that satanic? He focused on the voices he heard in that quiet room, and while the sounds were holy and full of affection, they stirred no feelings within that bold, wicked man. He stood apart from humanity, a solitary being. A wreck upon the ocean of society.
Who would be Sweeney Todd, for all the wealth, real or fabled, of a million Californias?
Who would want to be Sweeney Todd, no matter how much money, real or imagined, there is in a million Californias?
"He is here," he said, "I know his voice. Tobias is here. Ah! he mentions the name of God. Ha! He is more fitting to go to that heaven he can talk of so glibly, but there is none. There is none! No, no! all that is a fable."
"He’s here," he said, "I recognize his voice. Tobias is here. Ah! He mentions the name of God. Ha! He’s more suited to go to that heaven he can speak of so easily, but there isn’t one. There isn’t one! No, no! All of that is just a myth."
Of course Todd could not believe in a divinity of goodness and mercy. If he had, what on earth could have saved him from absolute madness?
Of course Todd couldn't believe in a god of goodness and mercy. If he had, what could possibly have kept him from going completely mad?
CHAPTER LXXXIII.
TOBIAS IN JEOPARDY.
"And so you do love me, Minna?" said Tobias.
"And so you really do love me, Minna?" Tobias said.
How his voice shook like a reed swayed by the wind, and yet what a world of melody was in it.
How his voice trembled like a reed swaying in the wind, and yet there was such a world of melody in it.
"Can you ask me to say yes?" was the reply of the fair young creature by his side. "Can you ask me to say yes, Tobias?"
"Can you ask me to say yes?" was the response of the fair young woman beside him. "Can you ask me to say yes, Tobias?"
"It seems to me," said Tobias, "as though it would be such a joy to hear you say so, Minna, and yet I will not ask you."
"It seems to me," said Tobias, "that it would be such a joy to hear you say that, Minna, and yet I won’t ask you."
"How well you have got, Tobias. Your cheek has got its old colour back again. The colour it had long before you knew there was such a man as Sweeney Todd in the world. Your eyes are bright too, and your voice has its old pleasant sound."
"Look at you, Tobias. Your cheeks have returned to their old color, the one you had long before you even knew Sweeney Todd existed. Your eyes are bright again, and your voice has that lovely sound it used to have."
"Used it to be pleasant to you, Minna?"
"Was it nice to you, Minna?"
She held up her hand, and shook her head laughingly.
She raised her hand and shook her head while laughing.
"No questions, Tobias! No questions. I will confess nothing."
"No questions, Tobias! No questions. I won't confess anything."
"Stop!" said Tobias, as he put himself into an attitude of listening, "what was that, I thought I heard something? It was like a suppressed growl. I wish the colonel would come home. Did you not hear it, Minna?"
"Stop!" said Tobias, as he listened intently. "What was that? I thought I heard something. It sounded like a muffled growl. I really wish the colonel would come home. Didn't you hear it, Minna?"
Minna had heard it, but she did not say she had.
Minna had heard it, but she didn't say she had.
"Where did it come from, Tobias?"
"Where did it come from, Tobias?"
"From the stair-head, Minna."
"From the top of the stairs, Minna."
"Oh, it is some accidental noise, such as is common to all houses, and such as always defy conjecture and explanation, and being nothing and meaning nothing, always comes to nothing. Yet I will go and see. Perhaps a door has been left open, and is banging to and fro by the wind, and if so it will only vex you to hear it again, Tobias."
"Oh, it's just some random noise, like what you hear in every house. It usually doesn't mean anything and can't be figured out, so it ends up being nothing. Still, I’m going to check. Maybe a door was left open and is slamming back and forth in the wind, and if that’s the case, it’ll just annoy you to hear it again, Tobias."
It was Todd, who upon hearing the soft and tender speeches from the young lovers, had not been able to suppress a growl, and now that he had heard Minna Grey talk of coming to look what it was, he felt the necessity of instantly concealing himself somewhere.
It was Todd, who after hearing the soft and sweet speeches from the young lovers, couldn't help but let out a growl, and now that he had heard Minna Grey mention coming to see what was going on, he felt the need to hide himself quickly.
It was not likely she would come down the stairs, so Todd adopted an original mode of keeping himself out of sight.
It was unlikely she would come down the stairs, so Todd came up with a creative way to stay out of sight.
He descended steps sufficient, that by laying at full length along them, his head did not reach the top, and in the darkness he then considered that he should be quite safe from the casual glance, that in all likelihood, merely to satisfy Tobias, Minna would give outside the room door.
He went down enough steps so that if he lay flat along them, his head wouldn’t reach the top. In the darkness, he thought that he would be completely safe from the casual look that, most likely just to satisfy Tobias, Minna would give outside the room door.
Todd thought by her manner she had heard nothing.
Todd thought from her behavior that she hadn’t heard anything.
"No, no, Minna," said Tobias, "there is no occasion. It is nothing, I dare say, and I don't like you to be out of my sight a moment."
"No, no, Minna," Tobias said, "there's no need for that. It’s nothing, really, and I don’t like you being out of my sight for even a moment."
"It is only a moment."
"It's just a moment."
She rose, and proceeded to the door.
She stood up and walked to the door.
An unknown feeling of dread, she knew not why, was at the heart of Minna. Certainly the slight sound she had heard, and that too in the house of Colonel Jeffery, was not sufficient to warrant such a feeling, and yet there, at her heart, it sat brooding.
An unknown feeling of dread, she didn't understand why, was deep inside Minna. The faint noise she heard, especially in Colonel Jeffery's house, was not enough to justify such a feeling, yet it lingered there, weighing heavily on her.
She stood for a moment at the door.
She paused for a moment at the door.
It was only for a moment.
It was just for a moment.
"How foolish I am," she thought, and then she passed out on to the landing, where she stood for a moment glancing round her.
"How foolish I am," she thought, and then she fainted onto the landing, where she stood for a moment looking around her.
"It is nothing, Minna," called out Tobias, "or shall I try and come. I feel quite strong enough to do so."
"It’s nothing, Minna," Tobias called out, "or should I come over? I feel strong enough to do it."
"Oh, no—no! It is nothing."
"Oh, no—no! It's nothing."
Minna stepped lightly back and sat down. She clasped her hands very tight indeed together, and then placed both upon her breast.
Minna stepped back gently and sat down. She pressed her hands tightly together and then placed both on her chest.
She had seen Todd.
She had seen Todd.
Yes, Minna Grey had seen the man that had been, and who was for all she knew to the contrary still to be, the bane of Tobias's existence. The clear eyes of youth had noticed the lumbering figure as it lay upon the stairs before them.
Yes, Minna Grey had seen the man who had been, and who was still, as far as she knew, the source of Tobias's troubles. The bright eyes of youth had spotted the bulky figure as it lay on the stairs before them.
And she did not scream—she did not cry for help—she did not faint, she only crept back as we have seen, and held her hands upon her heart, and looked at Tobias.
And she didn't scream—she didn't cry for help—she didn't faint, she just backed away as we have seen, placed her hands on her heart, and looked at Tobias.
There was no mistaking Todd. Once seen he was known for ever. Like some hideous picture, there dwelt the memory of Sweeney Todd upon the young imagination of the fair Minna Grey.
There was no doubt about Todd. Once you saw him, you remembered him forever. Like some horrifying image, the memory of Sweeney Todd lingered in the young mind of the beautiful Minna Grey.
Once before, a long time ago, so it seemed to her, she had seen him in the Temple skulking up an old staircase. From that moment the face was Daguerreotyped upon her brain.
Once, a long time ago, or so it felt to her, she had seen him in the Temple sneaking up an old staircase. From that moment, his face was imprinted in her mind.
It was never to be forgotten, and with the face comes the figure too. That she saw upon the stairs.
It was something that would never be forgotten, and with the face comes the figure as well. That she saw on the stairs.
Alas! Poor Minn!
Poor Minn!
"And so it was nothing but one of those odd accidents that will occur in defiance of all experience, and calculation," said Tobias.
"And so it was just one of those strange accidents that happen despite all experience and calculations," said Tobias.
"Just that," replied Minna.
"That's it," replied Minna.
"Ah, my dear Minna. We are so safe here. It always seems to me as though the very air of this house, belonging as it does to such a man, so full of goodness as the colonel is, such that nothing very bad could live in it for long."
"Ah, my dear Minna. We are so safe here. It always feels to me like the very air of this house, owned by a man as good as the colonel, is such that nothing truly bad could stay here for long."
"I—I hope so—I think so.—What a calm and pleasant evening it is, Tobias, did you see the new book of the seasons, so full of pretty engravings in the shape of birds and trees, and flowers, that the colonel has purchased."
"I—I hope so—I think so.—What a calm and nice evening it is, Tobias, did you see the new book about the seasons? It's filled with beautiful illustrations of birds, trees, and flowers that the colonel bought."
"New book?"
"New release?"
"Yes, it lies in his small study, upon this floor. I will fetch it for you, if you wish it, Tobias?"
"Yes, it's in his small study, right on this floor. I'll get it for you if you want, Tobias?"
"Nay, I will go."
"No, I will go."
"You are still weak. Remain in peace upon the couch, dear Tobias, and I will go for you."
"You’re still weak. Just stay calm on the couch, dear Tobias, and I’ll go for you."
Before she left the room, she kissed the forehead of the boy. A tear, too, fell upon his hand.
Before she left the room, she kissed the boy's forehead. A tear also fell onto his hand.
"Who knows," she thought, "that I shall ever see him in life again?"
"Who knows," she thought, "if I will ever see him in real life again?"
"Minna, you weep."
"Minna, you're crying."
"Weep? No—no—I am so—so happy."
"Weep? No—no—I’m so happy."
She hastily left the room. Todd had heard what had passed, and had turned to hide himself again. The young girl knew that she passed the murderer within a hair's breadth. She knew that he had but to stretch out his right hand and say—"Minna Gray, you are my victim!" and his victim she would have become. Was not that dreadful? And she so young and so fair—so upon the threshold, as it were, of the garden of her existence—so loving, and so well-beloved. She felt for a moment, as she crossed the landing—just for a moment as though she were going mad. But the eye of the Omnipotent was upon that house. She staggered on. She made her way into a bed-room. It was the colonel's. Above the mantel-shelf, supported on a small bracket, was a pair of pistols. They were of a large size, and she had heard from the current gossip of the house, how they were always loaded, and how the servants feared to touch them, and how even they shrank from making the bed, lest the pistol from some malice aforethought, or from something incidental to such watching, should go off at once of their own accord, and inevitably shoot whoever chanced to be in the room. Minna Gray laid her hand upon the dreaded weapons.
She quickly left the room. Todd had heard what happened and turned to hide again. The young girl realized she had passed the murderer by just a hair's breadth. She knew all he had to do was reach out his right hand and say, "Minna Gray, you are my victim!" and she would have become his victim. Wasn’t that terrifying? And she was so young and so beautiful—on the brink, in a way, of the garden of her life—so loving and so loved. For a brief moment, as she crossed the landing, she felt like she was losing her mind. But the eye of the Almighty was on that house. She pressed on. She made her way into a bedroom. It was the colonel's. Above the mantelpiece, resting on a small bracket, was a pair of pistols. They were large, and she had heard from the house's gossip that they were always loaded, and that the servants were afraid to touch them, even avoiding making the bed for fear that a pistol, whether out of malice or just by chance, might go off and shoot whoever happened to be in the room. Minna Gray laid her hand on the dreaded weapons.
"For Tobias! for Tobias!" she gasped.
"For Tobias! For Tobias!" she exclaimed.
Then she paused to listen. All was still as the grave. Todd was not yet ready for the murder, or he wished to take their lives both together, and in the one room. That was more probable. Then she began to think that he must have some suspicion, and that it was necessary upon her part to do something more than merely make no alarm. The idea of singing occurred to her. It was a childish song that she had been taught, when a pretty child, that she now warbled forth a few lines of—
Then she stopped to listen. Everything was as quiet as could be. Todd wasn't ready to go through with the murder yet, or he wanted to take their lives together, in the same room. That seemed more likely. Then she started to think that he might suspect something, and it was important for her to do more than just stay calm. The thought of singing crossed her mind. It was a silly song that she had learned as a little girl, and now she softly sang a few lines of it—
She crossed the landing.
She walked across the landing.
"Minna," said Tobias. "My Minna!"
"Minna," Tobias said. "My Minna!"
"I come."
"I'm here."
She passed into the room, and the moment she crossed the threshold—she turned her face to it and presented both the pistols before her. Then as she wound, inch by inch, into the centre of the room, all her power of further concealment of her feelings deserted her, and she could only say, in a strange choking tone—
She entered the room, and as soon as she stepped inside—she turned to face it and held both pistols out in front of her. Then, as she moved slowly, inch by inch, toward the center of the room, all her ability to hide her feelings left her, and she could only say, in a strange, choking voice—
"Todd!—Todd!—Todd!"
"Todd! Todd! Todd!"
"No—no—no! Oh, God, no!" cried Tobias.
"No—no—no! Oh, God, no!" shouted Tobias.
"Todd!—Todd!—Todd!"
"Todd! Todd! Todd!"
"No—no! Help! help!"
"No! Help! Help!"
"D—n!" said Sweeney Todd, as he dashed open the door of the chamber, and stood upon the threshold with a glittering knife in his right hand.
"Damn!" said Sweeney Todd, as he flung open the door of the room and stood in the doorway with a shining knife in his right hand.
"Hold!" shrieked Minna Gray. "Another step, murderer, and I send you to your God!"
"Stop!" screamed Minna Gray. "One more step, killer, and I’ll send you to meet your maker!"
Todd waited. He could almost see down the barrels of the large pistols, which a touch of the young girl's finger would explode in his face. With a sharp convulsive cry, Tobias fell to the floor. The blood gushed from his mouth, and he lay bereft of sensation.
Todd waited. He could almost see into the barrels of the large pistols, which a slight touch from the young girl's finger would trigger to go off in his face. With a sharp, sudden cry, Tobias collapsed onto the floor. Blood poured from his mouth, leaving him completely unconscious.

Heroic Conduct Of Minna Gray.
Heroic Actions of Minna Gray.
"Away!" cried Minna. "Monster, away! Another moment, and as Heaven hears me, I will fire; once—twice—"
“Away!” cried Minna. “Monster, get lost! One more moment, and as Heaven hears me, I will shoot; once—twice—”
Todd darted to the stair head, but he darted away again quicker than he had gone there; for who, to his horror, should he meet, advancing with great speed up the steps, but Mrs. Ragg, who had managed to get out of the kitchen, and who bore, as a weapon of offence and defence, the large kitchen poker, which was of a glowing red heat. Todd caught a touch of it on his face.
Todd rushed to the top of the stairs, but quickly bolted away even faster than he had come. To his horror, he ran into Mrs. Ragg, who was charging up the steps with surprising speed. She had somehow escaped from the kitchen and was wielding a large kitchen poker, which was glowing red hot. Todd felt a brief heat on his face from it.
"Oh, you villain of the world!" cried Mrs. Ragg, "I'll teach you to come here murdering people. My poor Tobias is no more, I know; but I'll take the law of you, I will. Murder! murder! Police! Colonel!"
"Oh, you villain of the world!" shouted Mrs. Ragg. "I'll show you what happens when you come here killing people. My poor Tobias is gone, I know; but I'll sue you, I will. Murder! Murder! Police! Colonel!"
With an alacrity, that was far beyond to all appearance Mrs. Ragg's powers, that good lady pursued Todd with the red-hot poker. He dared not take refuge in Tobias's room, for there stood Minna with the pistols in her hand, so he darted up the first flight of stairs he saw, which led to the top of the house. Mrs. Ragg pursued him; but when she got to the head of the stairs, Minna pressed too hard upon the hair-trigger of one of the pistols, and off it went. Mrs. Ragg fully believed herself shot, and rolled down the stairs, poker included; while Todd, labouring under the impression that the shot was at him, became still more anxious to find some place of refuge. Upon the landing, which he was not a moment in reaching, he found a great show of doors; for he was, in fact, upon the floor from which all the sleeping rooms of the servants opened. It was quite a chance that the first one he bounced into was one that had in the roof a little square trap-door, facetiously called "a fire escape;" but which, in the event of a fire, would have acquired the agility of a harlequin, and the coolness of a tax-gatherer to get through. Todd dragged a bedstead beneath the trap; and then his great height enabled him to thrust it open, and project his head through it. He found that part of his corporality was in the roof as it were—that is to say, in the cavity, between the ceiling of the room and the house. A trap-door of somewhat larger size in the actual roof, opened to the air. Todd dragged himself through, and was fairly upon the top of the colonel's house. A slippery elevation! But surely that was better than facing a red-hot poker, and a pair of hair-trigger duelling pistols; and so, for a time, the desire to escape kept down every other feeling. Even his revengeful thoughts gave way to the great principle of self-preservation; and Todd was only intent upon safely getting away. He glared round him upon the night sky, and a gaudy assemblage of chimney tops. What was he to do? In a minute he uttered a string of such curses, as we cannot very well here set down, and he turned preternaturally calm and still.
With a speed that seemed way beyond what Mrs. Ragg was capable of, that determined woman chased Todd with a red-hot poker. He couldn’t hide in Tobias's room because Minna was there holding pistols, so he sprinted up the first flight of stairs he saw, which led to the top of the house. Mrs. Ragg followed him, but when she reached the top of the stairs, Minna accidentally pulled the trigger on one of the pistols, and it fired. Mrs. Ragg genuinely thought she had been shot and tumbled down the stairs, poker and all; meanwhile, Todd, believing the shot was aimed at him, became even more desperate to find a place to hide. On the landing, which he reached in no time, he discovered a bunch of doors; he was actually on the floor where all the servant's sleeping rooms opened. It was pure luck that the first door he burst into had a small square trap-door in the ceiling, jokingly referred to as "a fire escape," which, in case of a fire, would require the agility of a clown and the composure of a tax collector to squeeze through. Todd pulled a bed frame under the trap; then his height allowed him to open it and poke his head through. He found part of himself effectively in the ceiling—meaning, in the space between the room’s ceiling and the actual roof. A slightly larger trap-door in the roof opened up to the outside. Todd pulled himself through and was finally on top of the colonel's house. It was a slippery spot! But it was definitely better than facing a red-hot poker and a pair of hair-trigger pistols; and for a while, the urge to escape overshadowed all other feelings. Even his thoughts of revenge were set aside in favor of self-preservation, and Todd was solely focused on getting away safely. He scanned the night sky and a colorful array of chimney tops. What could he do? In a moment, he unleashed a string of curses that we can’t really repeat here, then he became unnaturally calm and still.
"Shall I go back," he said, "or escape?"
"Should I go back," he said, "or just run away?"
He heard the tramp of horses' feet, and peeping carefully over the front parapet of the house, he saw Colonel Jeffery arrive on horseback, and dismount. His groom led the horse away, and the colonel ascended the steps. Then, and not until then, Todd made up his mind.
He heard the sound of horses' hooves, and peeking carefully over the front railing of the house, he saw Colonel Jeffery arrive on horseback and get down. His groom took the horse away, and the colonel climbed the steps. It was then, and only then, that Todd made up his mind.
"Escape," he said, "and be off."
"Get away," he said, "and leave."
There was a long sloping part of the roof close to where he was, and he thought that if he slid down that very carefully he should be able to get on to the roof of the next house, and so perchance through their trap door, and by dint of violence or cunning, or both united, reach the street.
There was a long sloped section of the roof nearby, and he figured that if he slid down it very carefully, he could land on the roof of the next house. From there, he could maybe get through their trap door and, by using either force or cleverness—or a mix of both—make it down to the street.
It was a desperate resource, but his only one.
It was a last resort, but it was the only option he had.
The top part of the long sloping roof was easily gained, and then Todd began to let himself down very carefully, but the angle of the roof was greater than he had imagined, and by the time he got about half way down he found a dangerous and most uncomfortable acceleration of motion ensuing.
The upper part of the long sloping roof was easy to reach, and then Todd started lowering himself down very carefully. However, the angle of the roof was steeper than he had expected, and by the time he got about halfway down, he experienced a dangerous and very uncomfortable increase in speed.
It was in vain he tried to stop himself: down he went with a speed into the gutter behind the copping-stone, that left him lying there for a few moments half stunned, and scarcely conscious if he were safe or not.
He tried in vain to stop himself: down he went fast into the gutter behind the curb, leaving him lying there for a few moments, half dazed, barely aware of whether he was safe or not.
The colonel's house, however, was stoutly built, and Todd's weight had not displaced anything; so that there he lay safe enough, wedged into a narrow rain gutter, from which, when he did recover himself sufficiently to make the attempt, he found some difficulty in wrenching himself out of.
The colonel's house, on the other hand, was solidly constructed, and Todd's weight hadn't moved anything; so there he was, safe enough, stuck in a narrow rain gutter, from which, when he finally regained enough strength to try, he found it hard to pull himself out.
Sore and shaken, Todd now looked about him. He was close to the roof of the next-door house. To be sure there was a chasm of sixty feet; but its width was not as many inches, so Todd ought, with his long legs, to easily step it.
Sore and shaken, Todd now looked around. He was close to the roof of the house next door. Sure, there was a gap of sixty feet, but it wasn’t very wide, so Todd should be able to easily step over it with his long legs.
CHAPTER LXXXIV.
TODD'S WONDERFUL ESCAPE.
The step was but a trifle; and yet, shaken as Todd was by his fall, it really seemed to him to be one of the most hazardous and nervous things in the world to take it.
The step was just a little thing; yet, shaken by his fall, Todd genuinely felt it was one of the most risky and nerve-wracking things in the world to take it.
He made two feints before he succeeded. At length he stood fairly upon the roof of the adjoining house. He did not say "Thank God!"; such words were not exactly in the vocabulary of Sweeney Todd; but he wiped the perspiration from his brow, and seemed to think that he had effected something at last.
He made two fakes before he finally succeeded. Eventually, he stood firmly on the roof of the nearby house. He didn’t say, “Thank God!”; that wasn’t really in Sweeney Todd’s vocabulary. But he wiped the sweat from his forehead and seemed to feel like he had achieved something at last.
And yet how far was he from safety? It is some satisfaction to have got such a man as Todd upon the house-tops. Who pities him? Who would be violently afflicted if he made a false step and broke his neck? No one, we apprehend; but such men, somehow, do not make false steps; and if they do, they manage to escape the consequences.
And yet how far was he from safety? It’s somewhat satisfying to have someone like Todd up on the rooftops. Who feels sorry for him? Who would be truly upset if he slipped and broke his neck? No one, I suppose; but guys like him, for some reason, don’t slip up; and if they do, they find a way to avoid the fallout.
Surely it was about as ticklish a thing to crawl up a sloping roof as to come down one. Todd did not think so, however, and he began to shuffle up the roof of the house he was now on, looking like some gigantic tortoise, slowly making its way.
Surely it was just as tricky to crawl up a sloping roof as to come down one. Todd didn’t think so, though, and he started to shuffle up the roof of the house he was on, looking like some giant tortoise, slowly making its way.
Reasoning from his experience of the colonel's house, Todd thought he should very well be able to pitch upon the trap, in the roof of the domicile upon which he was, nor was he wrong. He found it in precisely the same relative position, and then he paused.
Reasoning from his experience in the colonel's house, Todd thought he should be able to spot the trap in the roof of the place he was in, and he was right. He found it in exactly the same position relative to everything else, and then he paused.
He drew a long breath.
He took a deep breath.
"What a mad adventure this is," he said; "and yet what a satisfaction it would have been to me, before I left England, to be able to feel that I had had my revenge upon that brat Tobias. That he had not altogether failed me after I had paid so much money to be rid of him. But that is over. I have failed in that attempt; but they shall not say it cost me my life. They will be bold people who stop me in my passage to the street in this house."
"What a crazy adventure this is," he said; "and yet it would have been so satisfying for me, before I left England, to know that I had my revenge on that brat Tobias. That he hadn’t completely gotten away with it after I paid so much money to be free of him. But that’s done. I failed in that attempt; but no one will say it cost me my life. It takes some bold people to try to stop me on my way out of this house."
He felt the trap-door. It was fast.
He felt the trapdoor. It was secure.
"Humph!" he said, "doors are but bonds; and the rains of a few winters rot them quickly enough. We shall see."
"Humph!" he said, "doors are just barriers; and a few winters' worth of rain wears them down pretty fast. We’ll see."
The knife, with which he would have been well pleased to give poor Tobias his quietus, was thick and strong. He slid it under the wooden trap, and by mere force lifted it up. The nails of the bolt easily withdrew themselves from the rotten wood.
The knife he was eager to use to finish off poor Tobias was thick and sturdy. He slid it under the wooden trap and, with sheer strength, lifted it up. The nails of the bolt pulled free from the decayed wood with ease.
Todd was right. The rains of a few winters had done their work.
Todd was right. The rains from the past few winters had done their job.
It was not exactly a time in the evening, when, in such a class of house, any one might be expected to be found in the attics; so Todd made no scruple of at once removing the lower trap in the ceiling.
It wasn’t exactly an evening time when anyone would be expected to be in the attics of a house like this, so Todd had no hesitation in immediately taking off the lower hatch in the ceiling.
He dropped comfortably enough on to the floor.
He settled down comfortably onto the floor.
And now, coming suddenly as he did from the light, faint as it was, of the open air in the room, which he found himself, seemed to be involved in profound darkness; but that he knew would wear away in a few moments, and he stood still for his eyes to get accustomed to the semi-obscurity of the place.
And now, suddenly stepping out from the dim light of the open air in the room, he found himself surrounded by deep darkness. He knew it would fade away in a few moments, so he stood still to let his eyes adjust to the dimness of the space.
Gradually, then, as though out of chaos, there loomed a bedstead and all the necessary appointments of a bed-room. It was untenanted; and so Todd, after listening intently, and believing, from the marked stillness that there prevailed, that the upper part of the house was deserted, walked to the door, and opening it, stood upon the landing.
Gradually, as if emerging from chaos, a bed frame and all the essentials of a bedroom came into view. It was empty; so Todd, after listening closely and thinking, from the noticeable silence that filled the place, that the upper part of the house was vacant, walked to the door and opened it, stepping onto the landing.
"If I can now but step down stairs noiselessly, and open the street door, all will be well. People don't sit upon the staircase, and I may be fortunate enough to encounter no one."
"If I can just quietly go down the stairs and open the front door, everything will be fine. No one sits on the stairs, and I might be lucky enough to not run into anyone."
There was no time to lose. Affairs in Fleet-street required his presence; and, besides, the present moment might be the most propitious, for all he knew, for the enterprise.
There was no time to waste. Things in Fleet Street needed his attention; and who knows, this might be the best moment for the venture.
Down he went, not clinging to the balustrades—for who should say they might not wheeze and creak?—not walking upon the middle of the stairs, for there was no saying what tell-tale sounds they might give vocality to; but sliding along close to the wall, and stepping so quietly, that it would have required attentive ears to have detected his silent and steady march.
Down he went, not grabbing onto the railings—who knew if they would groan and creak?—not walking in the center of the stairs, since there was no telling what sounds they might make; instead, he slid along close to the wall, stepping so quietly that it would take keen ears to notice his silent and steady progress.
And so, flight by flight of these stairs Todd descended in safety, until he reached the passage. Yes, he got to the passage without the shadow of an interruption.
And so, step by step, Todd safely made his way down the stairs until he reached the hallway. Yes, he arrived at the hallway without any interruptions.
Then he heard voices in one of the parlours.
Then he heard voices in one of the living rooms.
"Confound them!" said Todd, "they will hear me open the street door to a certainty; but it must be done."
"Curse them!" said Todd, "they'll definitely hear me open the front door; but it has to be done."
He crept up to the door. There was some complicated latch upon it that defied all his knowledge of latches, and all his perseverance; and yet, no doubt, it was something that only required a touch; but he might be hours in finding out in the dark where to apply that touch.
He quietly approached the door. It had a complicated latch that stumped all his understanding of latches and all his determination; still, it was probably something that just needed a simple touch. However, he could spend hours trying to figure out in the dark where to place that touch.
He still heard the voices in the parlour.
He could still hear the voices in the living room.
More than five minutes—precious minutes to him—had already been consumed in fumbling at the lock of the street door; and then Todd gave it up as useless, and he crept to the parlour-door to listen to the speakers, and so, perhaps, ascertain the force that was within.
More than five minutes—valuable minutes to him—had already been spent trying to unlock the street door; then Todd decided it was pointless, so he sneaked over to the parlor door to listen to the speakers, hoping to find out how strong they were inside.
A female voice was speaking.
A woman was speaking.
"Oh, dear me, yes, I daresay," it said. "You no doubt think that house can be kept for nothing, and that a respectable female wants no clothes to her back; but I can tell you, Mr. Simmons, that you will find yourself wonderfully mistaken, sir."
"Oh, my goodness, yes, I would say so," it said. "You probably think that house can be maintained for free, and that a respectable woman doesn’t need any clothes; but I can tell you, Mr. Simmons, that you will find yourself very wrong, sir."
"Pshaw!" said a man's voice. "Pshaw! I know what I mean, and so do you. You be quiet wife, and think yourself well off, that you are as you are."
"Pshaw!" said a man's voice. "Pshaw! I know what I mean, and you do too. Just be quiet, wife, and be grateful that things are the way they are."
"Well off?"
"Rich?"
"Yes, to be sure, well off."
"Yeah, definitely well off."
"Well off, when I was forced to go to Mr. Rickup's party, in the same dress they saw me in last Easter. Oh! you brute!"
"Well off, when I had to go to Mr. Rickup's party in the same dress they saw me in last Easter. Oh! you jerk!"
"What's the matter with the dress?"
"What's wrong with the dress?"
"The matter? Why I'll tell you what the matter is. The matter is, and the long and short of everything, that you are a brute."
"The issue? I'll tell you what the issue is. The issue is, to put it simply, that you are a bully."
"Very conclusive indeed. The deuce take me if it ain't."
"Very conclusive indeed. The devil take me if it isn't."
"I suppose by the deuce, you mean the devil, Mr. Simmons; and if he don't take you some day, he won't have his own. Ha! ha! you may laugh, but there's many a true word spoken in jest, Mr. Simmons."
"I guess when you say 'deuce,' you mean the devil, Mr. Simmons; and if he doesn't take you someday, he won't have his own. Ha! Ha! You might laugh, but there are plenty of true words spoken in jest, Mr. Simmons."
"Oh, you are in jest, are you?"
"Oh, are you kidding?"
"No sir, I am not, and I should like to know what woman could jest with only one black silk, and, that turned. Yes, Mr. Simmons, you often call upon the deuce to take this, and to take that. Mind he don't come some day to you when you least expect it sir, and say—"
"No, sir, I'm not. And I'd like to know what woman could joke around with just one black silk dress, and it’s even turned inside out. Yes, Mr. Simmons, you often summon the devil to take this and take that. Just be careful he doesn't come one day when you least expect it, sir, and say—"
"Lend me a light!" said Todd, popping his awfully ugly face right over the top of the half open door, a feat which he was able to accomplish by standing on his tip toes.
"Lend me a light!" Todd exclaimed, sticking his really unattractive face over the top of the half-open door, a trick he managed by standing on his tiptoes.
There are things that can be described, but certainly the consternation of Mr. and Mrs. Simmons cannot be included in the list. They gazed upon the face of Todd in speechless horror, nor did he render himself a bit less attractive by several of his most hideous contortions of visage.
There are things that can be described, but the shock of Mr. and Mrs. Simmons definitely isn’t one of them. They stared at Todd’s face in silent horror, and he didn't make himself any less off-putting with his most grotesque facial expressions.
Finding then that both husband and wife appeared spell-bound, Todd stepped into the room, and taking a candle from the table, he stalked into the passage with it.
Finding that both the husband and wife seemed mesmerized, Todd stepped into the room, took a candle from the table, and walked into the hallway with it.
The light in his hand threw a light upon the mystery of the lock. Todd opened the street-door, and passed out in a moment. To hurl the candle and candlestick into the passage, and close the door, was the next movement of Todd, but then he saw two figures upon the steps leading to Colonel Jeffery's house, and he shrunk back a moment.
The light in his hand illuminated the mystery of the lock. Todd opened the street door and stepped outside in an instant. He quickly threw the candle and candlestick into the hallway and shut the door, but then he spotted two figures on the steps leading to Colonel Jeffery's house, and he hesitated for a moment.
"Now William," said Colonel Jeffery himself, "you will take this letter to Sir Richard Blunt, and tell him to use his own discretion about it."
"Now William," said Colonel Jeffery, "take this letter to Sir Richard Blunt and let him decide what to do with it."
"Yes, sir."
"Sure thing."
"Be quick, and give it into no hands but his own."
"Be quick, and only give it to him."
"Certainly, sir."
"Of course, sir."
"Remember, William, this is important."
"Remember, William, this is key."
The groom touched his hat, and went away at a good pace, and Colonel Jeffery himself closed the door.
The groom tipped his hat and walked away quickly, and Colonel Jeffery himself shut the door.
"Indeed," muttered Todd. "Indeed. So, Sir Richard Blunt, who is called an active magistrate, is to know of my little adventure here? Well—well—we shall see."
"Yeah," Todd muttered. "Yeah. So, Sir Richard Blunt, who they say is a proactive magistrate, is going to hear about my little adventure here? Well—well—we'll see."
He darted from the door of the house, through which he had made so highly successful and adventurous a progress, and pursued William with such strides as soon brought him close up to him. But the thoroughfare in which they were was too public a one for Todd to venture upon any overt act in it.
He rushed out from the door of the house, which he had successfully navigated with such adventure, and chased after William with strides that quickly brought him close. However, the street they were in was too public for Todd to do anything obvious.
He followed William sufficiently closely however to be enabled to take advantage of any opportunity that might present itself to possess himself by violence of the letter.
He followed William closely enough to take advantage of any chance that might come up to grab the letter by force.
Now William had been told the affair was urgent, so of course he took all the nearest cuts he could to the house of Sir Richard Blunt, and such a mode of progress soon brought him into a sufficiently quiet street for Todd's purpose.
Now William had been told the situation was urgent, so he took all the quickest routes he could to get to Sir Richard Blunt's house, and this way of getting around quickly led him to a quiet enough street for Todd's plan.
The latter looked right and left. He turned completely round, and no one was coming—a more favourable opportunity could not be. Stepping lightly up to William he by one heavy blow upon the back of his neck felled him.
The latter looked around. He turned all the way around, and no one was coming—a better opportunity couldn't have come. Stepping lightly up to William, he delivered a single powerful blow to the back of his neck, taking him down.
The groom lay insensible.
The groom lay unconscious.
Todd had seen him place the colonel's letter in his breast-pocket, and at once he dived his huge hand into that receptacle to find it. He was successful—one glance at the epistle that he drew forth sufficed to assure him that it was the one he sought. It was duly addressed to Sir Richard Blunt—"With speed and private."
Todd had watched him put the colonel's letter in his breast pocket, and immediately he plunged his large hand into that pocket to retrieve it. He was successful—just one look at the letter he pulled out was enough to confirm it was the one he was looking for. It was properly addressed to Sir Richard Blunt—"With speed and private."
"Indeed, very private," said Todd.
"Yeah, super private," said Todd.
"Wretch! Wretch!" cried some one from a window, and Todd knew then that the deed of violence had been witnessed by some one from one of the houses.
"Wretch! Wretch!" shouted someone from a window, and Todd realized then that someone in one of the houses had seen the act of violence.
With an execration, he darted off at full speed, and soon placed a perfect labyrinth of streets between him and all pursuit. He thrust the letter all crumbled up into his pocket, and he would not pause to read it until he was much nearer to Fleet-street than to the colonel's house, or the scene of his attack upon the groom. Then, by the light of a more than usually brilliant lamp, which with its expiring energies was showing the world what an old oil lamp could do, he opened and read the brief letter.
With a curse, he took off at full speed, quickly putting a maze of streets between himself and anyone chasing him. He shoved the crumpled letter into his pocket and didn’t stop to read it until he was much closer to Fleet Street than to the colonel's house or where he had confronted the groom. Then, under the light of an unusually bright lamp, which was doing its best to show what an old oil lamp could accomplish, he opened and read the short letter.
It was as follows.
It was like this.
"Dear Sir Richard.
"Dear Sir Richard."
"Todd has been here upon murderous thoughts intent. Poor Tobias has, I fear, broken a blood-vessel, and is in a most precarious condition. I leave all to you. The villain escaped, but is injured I think."
"Todd has been here with murderous thoughts on his mind. Poor Tobias, I’m afraid, has burst a blood vessel and is in a very serious condition. I leave everything to you. The villain got away, but I think he's injured."
"Yours very faithfully,
"John Jeffery."
"To Sir Richard Blunt.
"Yours sincerely,
"John Jeffery.
"To Sir Richard Blunt.
"Broken a blood-vessel," said Todd. "Ha! ha! Broken a blood-vessel. Ha! Then Tobias may yet be food for worms, and the meat of the pretty crawlers to the banquet. Ha!"
"Broken a blood vessel," said Todd. "Ha! Ha! Broken a blood vessel. Ha! Then Tobias might still be food for worms, and the little crawlers' meat for the feast. Ha!"
He walked on with quite a feeling of elation; and yet there was, as he came to think, a something—he could not exactly define what—about the tone of the letter, that began upon second thoughts to give him no small share of uneasiness.
He walked on feeling pretty elated; yet, as he thought about it more, there was something—he couldn’t quite put his finger on it—about the tone of the letter that started to make him feel pretty uneasy.
The familiar way in which he was mentioned as Todd merely, without further description, argued some foregone conclusion. It seemed to say, Todd, the man whom we both know so well, and have our eyes upon.
The way he was referred to simply as Todd, without any extra details, suggested a shared understanding. It felt like saying, Todd, the guy we both know really well and are keeping an eye on.
Did it mean that? A cold perspiration broke out upon the forehead of the guilty wretch. What was he to think? What was he to do?
Did it mean that? A cold sweat broke out on the forehead of the guilty person. What was he supposed to think? What was he supposed to do?
He read the letter again. It sounded much more unmeaning and strange now. He had at first been too much dazzled by the pleasant intelligence regarding Tobias, to comprehend fully the alarming tone of the epistle; but now it waked upon his imagination, and his brain soon became vexed and troubled.
He read the letter again. It felt much more meaningless and strange now. At first, he had been too dazzled by the good news about Tobias to fully grasp the alarming tone of the message; but now it stirred his imagination, and his mind soon became anxious and troubled.
"Off—off, and away," he muttered. "Yes, I must be off before the dawn. The interception of this letter saves me for some few hours. In the morning, the colonel will see Sir Richard Blunt, and then they will come to arrest me; but I shall be upon the German Ocean by then. Yes, the Hamburgh ship for me."
"Off—off, and away," he mumbled. "Yeah, I need to leave before dawn. The interception of this letter buys me a few hours. In the morning, the colonel will meet with Sir Richard Blunt, and then they’ll come to arrest me; but by then, I’ll be on the German Ocean. Yep, the Hamburg ship is for me."
He was so near his home now that it was not worth while to call a coach. He could run to Fleet Street quicker, so off he set at a great pace till his breath failed him.
He was so close to home now that it wasn’t worth it to call a cab. He could get to Fleet Street faster on foot, so he took off at a brisk pace until he ran out of breath.
Then he held on to a post so faint and weak, that a little child might have apprehended him.
Then he clung to a post so faint and weak that even a little child could have understood him.
"Curse them all," he said. "I wish they all had but one throat, and I a knife at it. All who cross me, I mean."
"Curse them all," he said. "I wish they all had just one throat, and I had a knife at it. I mean all who cross me."
Time was rather an important element now in Todd's affairs, and he felt that he could not allow himself a long period even to recover from the state of exhaustion in which he was.
Time was pretty important now in Todd's life, and he felt he couldn't afford to take a long break even to recover from the exhaustion he was in.
After a few minutes rest, he pushed on.
After resting for a few minutes, he continued on.
One of those sudden changes that the climate of this country is subject to, now took place; and although the sky had looked serene and bright, and there had been twinkling stars in the blue firmament but a short time before, Todd began to find that his clothing was but little protection against the steady rain that commenced falling with a perseverance that threatened something lasting.
One of those sudden changes that the weather in this country is known for happened; and even though the sky had seemed calm and clear, with twinkling stars just a little while ago, Todd started to realize that his clothes offered hardly any protection against the steady rain that began falling with a persistence that suggested it would last a while.
"All is against me," he said. "All is against me."
"Everything is working against me," he said. "Everything is working against me."
He struggled on with the rain dashing in his face, and trickling, despite all his exertions to the contrary, down his neck. Suddenly he paused, and laid his finger upon his forehead, as though a sudden thought of more than ordinary importance had come across his mind.
He pushed through the rain hitting his face, which, no matter how hard he tried, kept dripping down his neck. Then he suddenly stopped and touched his forehead, as if a particularly important thought had just crossed his mind.
"The turpentine!" he said. "The turpentine. Confound it, I forget the turpentine."
"The turpentine!" he exclaimed. "The turpentine. Damn it, I forgot the turpentine."
What this might mean was one of Todd's own secrets; but before he went home, he ran down several streets until he came to a kind of wholesale drug warehouse.
What this could mean was one of Todd's own secrets; but before he went home, he raced down several streets until he reached a sort of wholesale drug warehouse.
He rang the bell violently.
He rang the bell loudly.
"What is it?" said a voice.
"What is it?" asked a voice.
"The small keg of turpentine that was to be sent to Mr. Todd's in Fleet Street, is particularly wanted."
"The small keg of turpentine that needs to be sent to Mr. Todd's on Fleet Street is especially important."
"It was sent about half an hour ago."
"It was sent about 30 minutes ago."
"Oh, thank you—thank you. That will do. A wet night."
"Oh, thank you—thank you. That’s enough. It’s a rainy night."
In a few minutes more he was at his own shop-door.
In just a few more minutes, he was at the door of his shop.
CHAPTER LXXXV.
SIR RICHARD MAKES PLANS.
Johanna had had a long time to herself in Todd's shop now. When first he left upon that expedition of murder, she had almost been afraid to stir, for she had feared he might momentarily return; but as his stay became longer and longer protracted, she plucked up courage.
Johanna had been alone in Todd's shop for a while now. When he first left for that murderous mission, she was almost too scared to move, worried that he might come back at any moment. But as his absence stretched on and on, she found the courage to act.
She began to look about her.
She started to glance around her.
"As yet," she said to herself, "what has been done towards arriving at a solution of the mysteries of this dreadful place?"
"As of now," she thought to herself, "what has been done to figure out the mysteries of this terrifying place?"
The more she thought, the more she felt compelled to answer this inquiry in an unsatisfactory manner. What had been done?
The more she thought about it, the more she felt driven to respond to this question in a way that wouldn’t satisfy. What had happened?
The only thing that could be said to be settled, was the fact that Todd was guilty, and that Mrs. Lovett was his accomplice. That he, by some diabolical means, murdered people who came into his shop to be shaved, was a fact, incontestable; but how he did the deed, still remained a mystery.
The only thing that seemed clear was that Todd was guilty and that Mrs. Lovett was his partner in crime. It was a fact, beyond dispute, that he, by some wicked means, killed people who came into his shop for a shave; but how he pulled it off remained a mystery.
The care which Todd always bestowed for the purpose of concealing the manner in which he committed the murder, had hitherto been successful. No one but himself, and probably Mrs. Lovett, knew exactly how he did the deed.
The effort Todd always put into hiding how he committed the murder had so far worked. No one but him, and probably Mrs. Lovett, knew exactly how he did it.
It has been of course sufficiently observed that he never attempted anything amiss when two people were in the shop. That he always made it a point to get rid of Johanna upon occasions when he thought he had a chance of making a victim; and that in fact he had, by the very fact that Sir Richard Blunt and his officers had in various disguises followed people into his shop, been for some time prevented from the commission of his usual murders.
It has been clearly noted that he never tried anything wrong when two people were in the shop. He always made it a point to send Johanna away whenever he thought he might have a chance to make a victim; and in fact, the presence of Sir Richard Blunt and his officers, who had been following people into his shop in different disguises, had kept him from committing his usual murders for quite a while.
Now without in the smallest degree disguising what he did know, it is quite clear that Sir Richard Blunt up to that time did not know how Todd did the deeds of blood for which his shop was to become famous, and himself infamous.
Now, without hiding what he did know in the slightest, it’s obvious that Sir Richard Blunt, up to that point, had no idea how Todd committed the bloody acts that would make his shop famous and himself infamous.
That people went in and never came out again, was about the extent of what was really known.
That people went in and never came out again was pretty much all that was actually known.
The authorities, including Sir Richard Blunt, were extremely anxious to know exactly how these murders were committed, and hence they waited with the hope, that something would occur to throw a light upon that part of the subject, before they apprehended Todd.
The authorities, including Sir Richard Blunt, were very eager to understand exactly how these murders happened, so they held off on arresting Todd in hopes that something would happen to shed light on that aspect before they took action.
At any moment, of course, he could have been seized, and he little suspected that he was upon such a mine.
At any moment, he could have been caught, and he had no idea that he was on such a trap.
If anything, however, could be said to expedite the arrest of Todd, it would certainly be what had taken place at the colonel's house.
If anything could speed up Todd's arrest, it would definitely be what happened at the colonel's house.
Now, to all appearance, when the colonel came home so close upon the events that had happened in his absence, and had so very nearly been fatal to both Minna Gray and Tobias, Todd had made his escape.
Now, it seemed that when the colonel came home right after the events that almost turned deadly for both Minna Gray and Tobias, Todd had managed to get away.
A rapid, but effective search of his, the colonel's house, sufficed to prove that there he was not.
A quick but effective search of the colonel's house proved that he wasn't there.
The appearance of Tobias, with blood gushing from his mouth, was sufficiently alarming, and it was under the impression that he was dying from the rupture of a blood-vessel, that the colonel wrote the note to Sir Richard Blunt, which was intercepted by Sweeney Todd himself.
The sight of Tobias, with blood pouring from his mouth, was very alarming, and it was because of the belief that he was dying from a burst blood vessel that the colonel wrote the note to Sir Richard Blunt, which was intercepted by Sweeney Todd himself.
Upon the arrival, however, of the surgeon, who was immediately sent for, it was soon ascertained that the blood-vessel which had given way in poor Tobias, was not on the lungs, and that the danger arising from it was by no means great, provided he were kept quiet and properly attended to.
Upon the arrival of the surgeon, who was called right away, it was quickly determined that the blood vessel that had ruptured in poor Tobias was not in the lungs, and that the threat from it was not significant, as long as he was kept calm and properly cared for.
Minna Gray received this information with deep thankfulness, and the colonel, upon hearing it, immediately sought Sir Richard to consult with him upon the subject in its now altered state, for the idea that Tobias was dying, had made him, the colonel, view the affair much more passionately than prudently.
Minna Gray received this news with deep gratitude, and the colonel, upon hearing it, quickly sought out Sir Richard to discuss the matter in its now changed circumstances, as the thought of Tobias dying had caused the colonel to approach the situation much more emotionally than sensibly.
By dint of some trouble, the colonel found Sir Richard Blunt, and then to his no small surprise, for he had known his groom long, and thought he could thoroughly depend upon him, he found that the magistrate had received no note at all upon the subject, so that of course no steps had been taken.
By putting in some effort, the colonel found Sir Richard Blunt, and to his great surprise, since he had known his groom for a long time and thought he could fully trust him, he discovered that the magistrate hadn’t received any note about the matter, so naturally, no steps had been taken.
Upon hearing the affair detailed to him, Sir Richard Blunt said—
Upon hearing the story explained to him, Sir Richard Blunt said—
"I regret this much, as it will put Todd in a fright and expedite his departure."
"I feel bad about this because it will scare Todd and make him leave faster."
"But was he not going by the Hamburgh packet before day-dawn? At any rate, I understood you that by the manner in which you had dogged him, you had thoroughly ascertained that fact?"
"But wasn’t he taking the Hamburg packet before dawn? In any case, I understood from how you had followed him that you had confirmed that fact?"
"I had, but had taken steps to prevent him."
"I had, but I had taken steps to stop him."
"You would arrest him to-night?"
"Are you arresting him tonight?"
"No, I do not think it advisable to arrest him just yet. The fact is, I do not know all that I want to know; but in order to stop him from leaving his shop to-night, I have caused the Hamburgh Captain Owners, to write to him, since he had taken a passage, telling him that the ships stores would not be ready until to-morrow, when at one hour before sunrise he would sail."
"No, I don't think it's wise to arrest him just yet. The truth is, I don’t know everything I need to know; but to stop him from leaving his shop tonight, I've asked the Hamburg Captain Owners to write to him, since he booked a passage, telling him that the ship's supplies won't be ready until tomorrow, when he will set sail one hour before sunrise."
"Then you want to keep him in his shop another day?"
"Then you want to have him stay in his shop for another day?"
"I do. I hope and expect that during that day, something may occur to clear up the mystery that still attaches to the mode in which he commits his murders."
"I do. I hope and expect that on that day, something will happen to clear up the mystery surrounding how he commits his murders."
"It may so."
"Maybe so."
"I think I can take measures by running some little personal risk to make it do so; but something must be hit upon to calm his mind, regarding this affair at your house now, for he will expect nothing but instant arrest on its account."
"I think I can take some small personal risks to make that happen; but we need to figure out something to ease his mind about what's going on at your place right now, because he’s going to expect nothing less than instant arrest because of it."
"What can I do?"
"What can I do?"
"If you will be guided by me you will write Todd a letter, threatening him that if there is any more interference with Tobias, you will prosecute him, but that you will, if you hear no more of him at your house, say nothing of the past. You need be under no fear that he will derive any future advantage from such a promise, as any charge against him connected with poor Tobias will sink into insignificance, compared with other offences."
"If you follow my advice, you'll write Todd a letter, warning him that if he interferes with Tobias again, you'll take legal action against him. However, if you don't hear anything more about him at your house, you won't bring up the past. You don’t need to worry that he’ll benefit from this promise, as any claims against him related to poor Tobias will be minor compared to his other offenses."
"True! true!"
"Totally! for real!"
"Such a letter, couched with the one concerning the non-departure of the ship, may keep him in his shop over to-morrow."
"Such a letter, along with the one about the ship not leaving, might keep him in his shop until tomorrow."
"And then—"
"And then—"
"Then he sleeps in Newgate, from which building he steps on to the scaffold."
"Then he sleeps in Newgate, and from that place, he walks onto the scaffold."
"But has he not sent many trunks and packages to the ship?"
"But hasn’t he sent a lot of trunks and packages to the ship?"
"Yes, and I have as regularly removed them all to the police-office at Bow Street. We have already some thousands of pounds worth of property of the most costly description."
"Yes, and I have consistently taken them all to the police station at Bow Street. We already have thousands of pounds worth of very expensive property."
"But Johanna? What is to become of her?"
"But what will happen to Johanna?"
"You may depend upon it that Todd will pursue the same course with her that he did with Tobias. He will give her a trifle of money, and tell her to get a night's lodging out; and in that case she knows where to come to be quite safe and comfortable. But if such should not be the case, my protecting arm is over her; I think I can almost defy Todd to do her any injury."
"You can count on Todd doing the same thing with her as he did with Tobias. He’ll give her a little bit of money and tell her to find a place to stay for the night; if that happens, she knows where to go to be safe and comfortable. But if that doesn't happen, I'm here to protect her; I honestly believe I can prevent Todd from hurting her."
"Think you so?"
"Do you think so?"
"Yes, I have made such arrangements that if she were missed only for ten minutes, Todd's house would be searched from top to bottom. I would not, for this right hand, that any harm should come to her."
"Yes, I've set it up so that if she's gone for even just ten minutes, we'll search Todd's house from top to bottom. I wouldn't want anything to happen to her, not for anything in the world."
"Nor I—nor I."
"Neither do I—nor I."
"Be at ease regarding her, colonel."
"Don’t worry about her, Colonel."
"I know how fully we may trust to you, and therefore I will be at ease regarding her; and I will at once write the letter to Todd you suggest to me."
"I know I can fully trust you, so I’ll feel at ease about her. I’ll go ahead and write the letter to Todd that you suggested."
"Do so. His fears upon your account must be calmed down."
"Do it. He needs to get his worries about you under control."
The colonel accordingly wrote the necessary note to Todd. Of course, neither he nor Sir Richard Blunt knew that Todd had another reason for wishing to be off that night, which consisted in his great unwillingness to meet Mrs. Lovett in the morning; for it will be recollected that he had an appointment with that lady upon money matters at an early hour.
The colonel wrote the required note to Todd. Naturally, neither he nor Sir Richard Blunt was aware that Todd had another reason for wanting to leave that night, which was his strong desire to avoid meeting Mrs. Lovett in the morning; as a reminder, he had an appointment with her regarding financial issues early in the day.
The reader is now fully aware of how matters stand, and will be able to comprehend easily the remarkable events which rapidly ensued upon this state of things, and therefore we can at once return to Todd.
The reader now clearly understands the situation and will easily grasp the remarkable events that quickly followed this state of affairs, so we can return to Todd right away.
We left him upon his door-step.
We left him on his doorstep.
It was never Todd's custom to walk at once into his house as any one else would do upon their arrival, whose
It was never Todd's habit to walk straight into his house like everyone else does when they arrive, whose
but he would peep and pry about, and linger like a moth fluttering around a candle, or a rat smelling at some tempting morsel, which might be connected with some artfully contrived trap, before he entered.
but he would sneak and snoop around, lingering like a moth circling a candle or a rat sniffing at a tempting snack that might be tied to some cleverly hidden trap before he went in.
He wanted sadly to get a peep at what Charley was doing.
He sadly wanted to catch a glimpse of what Charley was doing.
Now, poor Johanna, fortunately at that moment, was only sitting before the little miserable fire, holding her face in her hands, and deeply thinking of the once happy past. She had brought out from beneath the counter the sleeve of a sailor's jacket, which she had found upon her former examination of the shop, and after sprinkling it with some tears, for she fully believed it must have belonged to Mark Ingestrie, she had hidden it again.
Now, poor Johanna was sitting in front of the tiny, sad fire, with her face in her hands, lost in thoughts about the happier times of the past. She had taken out from under the counter the sleeve of a sailor's jacket that she had found during a previous search of the shop, and after sprinkling it with some tears, convinced it must have belonged to Mark Ingestrie, she tucked it away again.
And now as she sat in that house of murder all alone, she was picturing to herself every tone and look of her lover when he had first told her that he loved her before, as she might have said in the words of the old song—
And now, sitting alone in that house of murder, she was imagining every tone and look of her lover when he had first confessed his love for her, just as she might have said using the words of the old song—
At that moment, with all external objects hidden from her perception she could almost fancy she could hear his voice as he had said to her—"My darling, I shall come back rich and prosperous, and we shall be happy."
At that moment, with everything around her out of sight, she could almost imagine she could hear him say, "My darling, I’ll come back wealthy and successful, and we’ll be happy."
Alas! how sadly had that dream ended. He who had escaped the perils of the deep—he who had successfully battled with the tempest, and all the perils by sea and by land incidental to the life he had embarked in, had returned miserably to perish, almost within hearing of her for whom he had adventured so much.
Alas! how sadly had that dream ended. He who had escaped the dangers of the ocean—he who had successfully battled the storm, and all the dangers by sea and land that came with the life he had chosen, had returned miserably to die, almost within hearing of her for whom he had risked so much.
The thought was maddening!
That thought was driving me crazy!
"And I live!" she said; "I can live after that! Oh, Mark—Mark—I did not love you well enough, or I could not have existed so long after the horrible certainly of your fate has been revealed to me. They may say what they will to try to make me calmer and happier, but I know that he is Todd's victim."
"And I’m still alive!" she said; "I can keep going after that! Oh, Mark—Mark—I didn’t love you deeply enough, or I wouldn’t have been able to survive this long after the awful truth of your fate has been shown to me. They can say whatever they want to try to make me feel calmer and happier, but I know that he is Todd's victim."
After this she sat for a time in a kind of stupor, and it was during that interval that Todd arrived home.
After this, she sat for a while in a sort of daze, and it was during that time that Todd got home.
There was no light in the shop but what at times came from a little flickering flame, that would splutter into a moment's brief existence in the fire; but Todd, as he glared through the upper portion of the half-glass door at a spot where he knew the blind did not prevent him, could just see Johanna thus sitting.
There was no light in the shop except for the occasional flicker from a small flame that briefly sputtered to life in the fire; but Todd, as he glared through the upper part of the half-glass door at a spot where he knew the curtain didn't block him, could just make out Johanna sitting there.
"Humph!" he said. "The boy is quiet enough, and probably, after all, may suspect nothing; although I don't at all like his manner at times; yet it is safer to kill him before I go. It is absolute security. He shall help me to arrange everything to set the house on fire, and then when I have completed all my arrangements, it will be easy to knock him on the head."
"Humph!" he said. "The kid is quiet enough, and maybe, after all, doesn't suspect anything; even though I really don't like how he acts sometimes; still, it's safer to get rid of him before I leave. It's complete security. He'll help me organize everything to set the house on fire, and then once I've finished all my plans, it’ll be easy to take him out."
With this he opened the door.
With that, he opened the door.
Johanna started.
Johanna got started.
"Well," said Todd, "well, any one been?"
"Well," Todd said, "has anyone been?"
"Only a man to be shaved, sir. I told him you would be home soon, but he could not wait, so he left."
"Just a guy who needed a shave, sir. I mentioned that you'd be home soon, but he couldn't wait, so he left."
"Let him leave and get shaved at the devil!" said Todd. "You are sure no one has been here peeping and prying, and asking questions which you would be quite delighted to answer, eh?"
"Let him go and get shaved by the devil!" said Todd. "You’re absolutely sure no one has been here snooping around, asking questions you’d be more than happy to answer, right?"
"Peeping and prying, sir?"
"Watching and snooping, sir?"
"Yes, peeping and prying. You know the meaning of that. Don't put on a look of surprise at me. It won't do. I known what you boys are. Curse you all! Yes, I know what you are."
"Yeah, spying and snooping. You know what that means. Don’t act surprised around me. It’s not gonna work. I know what you guys are. Damn you all! Yeah, I know who you are."
Johanna made no answer.
Johanna didn't respond.
Todd took off his hat, and shook the rain from it violently. Then in a voice that made Johanna start again, he cried—
Todd took off his hat and shook the rain out of it vigorously. Then, in a voice that startled Johanna again, he shouted—
"Light the lamp, idiot!"
"Turn on the lamp, idiot!"
It was quite clear that the occurrences at the colonel's had not improved Todd's temper at all, and that upon very little pretext for it, he would have committed some act of violence, of which Johanna might be the victim. Anything short of that she could endure, but she had made up her mind that if even he so much as laid his hand upon her, her power of further patience would be gone, and she would be compelled to adopt the means of summoning aid which had been pointed out to her by Sir Richard Blunt—namely, by casting something through the window into the street.
It was obvious that what happened at the colonel's place hadn’t improved Todd’s mood at all, and given even the slightest excuse, he might resort to violence, with Johanna possibly becoming the target. She could handle everything else, but she had decided that if he even touched her, she wouldn't be able to tolerate it anymore, and she would have to call for help using the method Sir Richard Blunt had suggested—by throwing something out the window into the street.
She lit the shop-lamp as quickly as she could.
She turned on the shop lamp as fast as she could.
"A lazy life you lead," said Todd. "A lazy life, indeed. Well, well," he added, softening his tone, "it don't matter—I shall polish you off for all that, Charley. What a pretty boy you are."
"A lazy life you lead," said Todd. "A lazy life, for sure. Well, well," he continued, changing his tone, "it doesn't matter—I’ll take care of you anyway, Charley. What a handsome boy you are."
"Sir?"
"Excuse me?"
"I say what a pretty boy you are. Why, you must have been your mamma's pet, that you must. I was. Ha! ha! Look at me, now. I was fondled and kissed once, and called a pretty boy. Ha!"
"I have to say, what a handsome boy you are. You must have been your mom's favorite, for sure. I was. Ha! Look at me now. I was pampered and kissed once, and called a pretty boy. Ha!"
Johanna shuddered.
Johanna shivered.
"Yes," added Todd, as he wiped himself down with a soiled towel, "yes, my mother used to make quite a pet of me. I often used to wish I was strong enough to throttle her! Ha! ha! That I did!"
"Yeah," Todd said, wiping himself with a dirty towel, "yeah, my mom used to pamper me a lot. I often wished I was strong enough to strangle her! Ha! Ha! I really did!"
"Throttle her, sir?"
"Strangle her, sir?"
"Yes," added Todd, fiercely. "What the devil did she bring me into the world for her own gratifications, unless she had plenty of money to give me that I might enjoy myself in it?"
"Yeah," Todd added fiercely. "What the hell did she bring me into this world for her own enjoyment, unless she had a lot of money to give me so I could have a good time?"
"I don't know, sir."
"I don't know, sir."
"You don't know? Who the devil supposed you did know? Answer me that, you imp! Well, well, Charley, you and I won't quarrel about such matters. Come, my boy, I want you to be of use to me to-night."
"You don't know? Who on earth thought you did? Answer me that, you brat! Well, well, Charley, you and I aren't going to argue about this. Come on, my boy, I need you to help me tonight."
"To-night, sir?"
"Tonight, sir?"
"Yes, to-night. Is it broad daylight? Is the sun shining? Is there no such thing as night, under cover of which black deeds are done? Curse you! why do you ask if to-night is the time for action?"
"Yes, tonight. Is it bright outside? Is the sun shining? Is there no such thing as night, when dark deeds are done? Damn you! Why do you ask if tonight is the time to act?"
"I will do your bidding, sir."
"I'll do what you ask, sir."
"Yes; and—Ah! who is this?"
"Yes; and—Oh! who is this?"
"Is this here keg of turpentine for you?" said a man, with it upon his shoulder. "Mr. Todd's this is, ain't it?"
"Is this keg of turpentine for you?" said a man as he carried it on his shoulder. "This belongs to Mr. Todd, right?"
"Yes—yes. Put it down, my good fellow. You ought to have something to drink."
"Yes—yes. Put it down, my friend. You should have something to drink."
"Thank you kindly, sir."
"Thank you very much, sir."
"But you must pay for it yourself. There is a public-house opposite."
"But you have to pay for it yourself. There's a pub across the street."
The man went away swearing; and scarcely had he crossed the threshold, when a letter was brought by a lad, and handed to Todd. Before he could ask any questions, the lad was gone.
The man left, cursing under his breath; and just as he crossed the door, a boy arrived with a letter and gave it to Todd. Before Todd could ask anything, the boy vanished.
Todd held the letter in his hand, and glared at the direction. It was to him, sure enough, and written in a very clerk-like hand, too. Before he could open it, some one hit the door a blow upon the outside, and it swung open.
Todd held the letter in his hand and glared in its direction. It was addressed to him, no doubt, and written in a very formal handwriting as well. Just as he was about to open it, someone knocked on the door from the outside, and it swung open.
"Is this Todd's, the barber?"
"Is this Todd's barbershop?"
"Yes," said Johanna.
"Yes," Johanna said.
"Then give him that letter, little chap, will you?"
"Then give him that letter, kid, will you?"
"Stop!" cried Todd. "Stop. Where do you come from, and who are you? Stop, you rascal. Will you stop? Confound you, I wish I had a razor at your throat."
"Stop!" shouted Todd. "Stop. Where are you from, and who are you? Stop, you troublemaker. Will you just stop? Damn it, I wish I had a razor at your throat."
CHAPTER LXXXVI.
TODD RECEIVES TWO EXTRAORDINARY LETTERS, AND ACTS UPON THEM.
Todd looked the picture of amazement.
Todd looked totally amazed.
"Two letters!" he muttered, "two letters to me, who seldom receive any? To me who have no acquaintances—no relations? Bah! It must be some mistake, or perhaps, after all, some infernal nonsense about the parish."
"Two letters!" he muttered, "two letters for me, who rarely gets any? For me who has no friends—no family? Ugh! It must be some mistake, or maybe, after all, some annoying nonsense about the parish."
He tore open the last received one, and read as follows:—
He ripped open the last one he received and read the following:—
"Colonel Jeffery informs Sweeney Todd that, although from a variety of reasons he may not think proper to prosecute him for his recent outrage at his house, he will, upon a repetition of such conduct, at once hand him over to the police."
"Colonel Jeffery tells Sweeney Todd that, despite several reasons he might have for not prosecuting him for his recent incident at his house, if he behaves that way again, he will immediately turn him over to the police."
Todd's countenance, during the perusal of this brief note, betrayed a variety of emotions; and when he had concluded it, he let it drop from his hands, and knitting his brows, he muttered—
Todd's face showed a range of emotions as he read the short note; when he finished, he dropped it from his hands, furrowed his brows, and mumbled—
"What does this mean?"
"What does this mean?"
That there was—that there must be something much more than met the eye in this boasted clemency of the colonel towards him, he felt quite convinced; but what it was, he was puzzled to think for a time. At length, brightening up, he said—
That there was—there had to be something way deeper than what appeared in the colonel’s so-called kindness towards him, he was completely sure; but he was confused about what exactly it was for a while. Eventually, he perked up and said—
"Yes, I have it. It is Tobias—it is Tobias. He cannot rid himself from the idea that I have some mysterious power of injuring his mother; and perhaps, after all, he may have made no disclosures to the colonel injurious to me."
"Yes, I have it. It’s Tobias—it’s Tobias. He can’t shake the thought that I have some mysterious ability to hurt his mother; and maybe, after all, he hasn’t shared anything with the colonel that could harm me."
Comforted by this wide supposition, Todd picked up the letter again, and put it in his pocket carefully.
Comforted by this broad assumption, Todd picked up the letter again and carefully put it in his pocket.
"It is as well," he said, "for I shall not now be hurried. No, I shall not be at all hurried now, which I might have been.—Charley."
"It’s fine," he said, "because I won't be rushed now. No, I definitely won’t be rushed now, which I might have been.—Charley."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"Trim the lamp."
"Trim the light."
Johanna did so; and while the process was going on, Todd opened the other letter, it was as follows:—
Johanna did that; and while it was happening, Todd opened the other letter, which said:—
"Sir,—We beg to inform you that our Hamburgh vessel in which you have done us the favour to take passage, will not sail until to-morrow night at four, God willing, and that consequently there will be no occasion for your coming on board earlier.—We are, sir,
"Sir, we would like to inform you that our Hamburg vessel, in which you have kindly chosen to travel, will not set sail until tomorrow night at four, weather permitting. Therefore, there is no need for you to come on board any earlier. We are, sir,"
"Your obedient servants,
"Your devoted team,
"Brown, Buggins, Muggs, and Screamer."
"Brown, Buggins, Muggs, and Screamer."
"To Mr. S. Todd."
"To Mr. S. Todd."
Todd ground his teeth together in a horrible manner. He dashed the letter to the floor, and stamped upon it.
Todd clenched his teeth in frustration. He threw the letter to the floor and stomped on it.
"Curse Brown and Buggins!" he cried. "I only wish I could dash out Muggs and Screamer's brains with Brown and Buggins's skulls. Confound them and their ships. May they all go to the bottom when I am out of them, and be smashed and d—d!"
"Curse Brown and Buggins!" he shouted. "I just wish I could smash Muggs and Screamer's heads with Brown and Buggins's skulls. Damn them and their ships. I hope they all sink when I'm done with them, and get wrecked and cursed!"
Johanna was amazed at this sudden torrent of wrath. She could not imagine what had produced it, for Todd had read the letter in a muttering tone, that effectually prevented her from hearing any of it.
Johanna was shocked by this sudden outburst of anger. She couldn't understand what had caused it, since Todd had read the letter in a low mumble that made it impossible for her to catch any of the words.
Suddenly he rose and rushed into the back room, and bolted the door upon himself. He went to think what was best to be done.
Suddenly, he stood up and hurried into the back room, locking the door behind him. He needed to think about what to do next.
When he was alone he read both the letters again, and then he burst out into such a torrent of wrath against the ship-owners, that it was a mercy Johanna's ears were spared the dreadful words that came from his lips.
When he was alone, he read both letters again, and then he exploded with such a wave of anger against the ship owners that it was a relief Johanna's ears were spared the awful words that came from his mouth.
Suddenly he saw a postscript at the foot of the ship-owner's letter, which he had at first overlooked.
Suddenly, he noticed a postscript at the bottom of the ship-owner's letter that he had initially missed.
"P. S.—The ship is removed to Crimmins's Wharf, but will be at her old moorings at time mentioned above."
"P. S.—The ship has been moved to Crimmins's Wharf, but will be back at her old mooring at the time mentioned above."
"D—n Crimmins and his wharf, too!" cried Todd.
"Damn Crimmins and his wharf, too!" shouted Todd.
He flung himself into a chair, and sat for a time profoundly still. During that period he tried to make up his mind as to what it would be best for him, under the circumstances, to do. Many plans floated through his imagination. He could not for a long time bring himself to believe that the letter of the colonel's was anything but a feint to throw him off his guard in some way.
He threw himself into a chair and sat there for a while, completely still. During that time, he tried to figure out what would be best for him to do in this situation. Many ideas crossed his mind. For a long time, he couldn’t accept that the colonel’s letter was anything but a trick to catch him off guard somehow.
At length he got into a calmer frame of mind.
At last, he found a calmer state of mind.
"Shall I leave at once, or stay till to-morrow night, that is the question?"
"Should I leave right away, or stay until tomorrow night, that’s the question?"
He argued this with himself, pro and con.
He debated this with himself, weighing the pros and cons.
If he left he would have to secret himself somewhere all the following day, and the fact of his having left would make an active search, safe to be instituted for him, which would possibly be successful. Besides, how was he to conveniently set fire to his house, unless he was off on the moment that the flames burst forth?
If he left, he would have to hide out somewhere all day long, and the fact that he had left would likely lead to a serious search for him, which could very well succeed. Plus, how was he supposed to conveniently set his house on fire unless he was gone the moment the flames started?
Then if he stayed he had Mrs. Lovett to encounter, but that was all; and surely he could put her off for a few hours? Surely she, of all people in the world, was not to run to a police-office and destroy both him and herself, just because she did not get some money at ten o'clock that he had promised to hand to her.
Then if he stayed, he would have to deal with Mrs. Lovett, but that was it; he could definitely avoid her for a few hours, right? Surely she, of all people, wouldn't rush to the police and ruin both their lives just because he didn’t give her the money he promised at ten o'clock.
"She shall be put off," he said, suddenly, "and I will stay over to-morrow. I am safer here than anywhere else, of that I feel assured. If there are any suspicious whisperings about me at all, they will grow to loud clamours the moment I am gone, and then they may reach the ears of these ship-owners, and they may say at once, 'Why we have such a man with a passage taken in one of our Hamburgh ships.' Let them say that when the ship is some twenty hours gone with me on board, and I don't care; but with me on land, and the ship only to sail, instead of having actually sailed, it is quite a different matter."
"She should be sent away," he said suddenly, "and I'll stay over tomorrow. I feel safer here than anywhere else. If there are any quiet rumors about me, they'll turn into loud accusations as soon as I leave, and then they might reach the ship owners. They could say, ‘Why do we have such a man with a ticket on one of our Hamburg ships?’ Let them say that when the ship is twenty hours out to sea with me on board, and I won’t care; but with me on land, and the ship just about to sail instead of already gone, that's a completely different situation."
He rose from his seat. His mind was made up. He had not quite decided what he should say to Mrs. Lovett, but he had decided upon staying.
He got up from his seat. He was sure about his decision. He hadn't totally figured out what he was going to say to Mrs. Lovett, but he had chosen to stay.
"Charley will live another day," he muttered; "but to-morrow night he dies, and his body will be consumed with this house, and, I hope, a good part of Fleet-street. It will not be prudent to get him to assist now in disposing the combustibles to fire the house. He might speak of it before to-morrow night."
"Charley will live another day," he muttered; "but tomorrow night he dies, and his body will be burned along with this house, and, I hope, a good portion of Fleet Street. It wouldn’t be wise to get him to help gather the things to start the fire in the house. He might mention it before tomorrow night."
Todd came out into the shop.
Todd walked into the shop.
"Charley, my boy!" How kindly he spoke!
"Charley, my boy!" How sweetly he said it!
"I am here, sir."
"I'm here, sir."
"You must not mind what I say when I am vexed. Many things happen to put me out of the way. Sometimes people that I have done I don't know how much for, turn out to be very ungrateful, and then I get chafed, you see, Charley."
"You shouldn’t take what I say when I’m upset too seriously. A lot of things can throw me off. Sometimes the people I’ve helped a ton turn out to be really ungrateful, and that gets to me, you know, Charley."
"Yes, sir, no doubt."
"Yes, sir, absolutely."
"But, after I have retired to the parlour and prayed a little, my mind soon recovers its usual religious tone, and its wonted serenity; and for the sake of the Almighty, who, you know, is good to us all, Charley, I forgive all that is done to me, and pray for the wicked."
"But after I retire to the sitting room and pray for a bit, my mind quickly returns to its usual religious spirit and the calm I’m used to. For the sake of the Almighty, who, as you know, is good to us all, Charley, I forgive everyone who has wronged me and pray for those who do evil."
Johanna shuddered. This hypocrisy sounded awful to her.
Johanna shivered. This hypocrisy felt terrible to her.
"Never go to rest, Charley, without saying your prayers. There's threepence for you. You can get yourself a bed in the neighbourhood for that amount somewhere, I daresay. I am very sorry I cannot accommodate you here, Charley. Now go away, and let me have you here by seven in the morning; and mind, above all things, cultivate a religious spirit, and do unto your neighbours as you would that your neighbours should do unto you."
"Never go to bed, Charley, without saying your prayers. Here’s threepence for you. I’m sure you can find a place to sleep nearby with that amount. I really wish I could help you out here, Charley. Now, please leave, and make sure you’re back by seven in the morning; and most importantly, keep a spiritual mindset, and treat your neighbors the way you want to be treated."
Johanna could not reply.
Johanna couldn't reply.
"Here is a tract that you can read before you go to sleep, if they allow you a candle, when you get a-bed. It is entitled 'Groans of Grace, or the Sinner Sifted,' a most godly production, from a pious bookseller in Paternoster-row, Charley."
"Here’s a pamphlet you can read before going to sleep, if they let you have a candle when you get into bed. It's called 'Groans of Grace, or the Sinner Sifted,' a very devout work from a religious bookseller in Paternoster Row, Charley."
"Yes," Johanna just managed to say.
"Yeah," Johanna barely managed to say.
"Now you may go."
"You can go now."
She darted from the shop.
She rushed out of the shop.
"Hilloa! hilloa! Stop—stop, Charley! Stop—stop, will you? Confound you, stop! The infernal shutters are not up. Do you hear? I forgot them."
"Hilloa! Hilloa! Stop—stop, Charley! Stop—stop, will you? Damn it, stop! The damn shutters aren’t up. Do you hear? I forgot them."
Todd rushed to his door. He looked right and left, and over the way, and, in fact, everywhere, but no Charley was to be seen. The fact is, that Johanna, the moment she felt herself released from the shop, had darted over the way, and into the fruiterers, where she had found so friendly a welcome before, and all this was done in such a moment, that she was housed before Todd could get his shop-door open.
Todd hurried to his door. He looked both ways and across the street, and really everywhere, but there was no sign of Charley. The truth is, as soon as Johanna felt free from the shop, she quickly crossed the street and went into the fruit store, where she'd received such a warm welcome before, and all of this happened so fast that she was inside before Todd could even get his shop door open.
"Welcome!" said a voice.
"Welcome!" said a voice.
She found it proceeded from the fruiterer's daughter, who had behaved so kindly to her.
She realized it came from the fruit seller's daughter, who had been so kind to her.
Johanna burst into tears.
Johanna started crying.
"What has happened?—what has happened?" cried the young girl.
"What happened?—what happened?" cried the young girl.
"Nothing, now," said Johanna. "But I cannot keep up longer than when I am in that shop. As soon as I am fairly out of the presence of that dreadful man, I feel ready to faint."
"Nothing right now," said Johanna. "But I can't take it for much longer once I leave that shop. The moment I'm truly out of the sight of that awful man, I feel like I'm going to pass out."
"Be of good cheer," said a deep-toned voice.
"Stay positive," said a deep voice.
She looked up, and saw Sir Richard Blunt.
She looked up and saw Sir Richard Blunt.
"You here, sir?"
"Are you here, sir?"
"Yes, Johanna. I have been now for some time watching Todd's shop from our friend's first-floor window. I saw you dart across the road, and for the moment feared something had gone wrong. Did Todd get two letters?"
"Yeah, Johanna. I've been watching Todd's shop from our friend's first-floor window for a while now. I saw you dash across the road, and for a second, I was worried something had gone wrong. Did Todd receive two letters?"
"He did."
"He did."
"They will, I hope, keep him quiet until another night. Dare you go back again, Johanna, to that place?"
"They will, I hope, keep him quiet until another night. Do you dare to go back there again, Johanna?"
"Yes, if it be necessary; but he has told me to sleep out, and the gust of pleasure I felt at the permission, almost, I fear, betrayed me."
"Yes, if it's necessary; but he told me to spend the night out, and the rush of excitement I felt from the permission almost, I fear, gave me away."
"He came to the door and looked furiously after you, but he did not see which way you had come. You were over here like a flash of light."
"He came to the door and looked angrily after you, but he couldn't tell which way you had gone. You were here in the blink of an eye."
"He would have had me back again, then?—What could that be for?"
"He would have taken me back again, then?—What would that be for?"
"At all events, you shall not go until the morning, and not then, unless after a night's rest here, you feel that you can do so with a good heart."
"Anyway, you won't leave until morning, and even then, only if after a night's rest here, you feel ready to go with a clear mind."
"Oh yes, I will fulfil my mission."
"Oh yes, I will accomplish my mission."
"Todd is putting up his shutters," said the fruiterer, as he came in from his front shop.
"Todd is closing his shutters," said the fruit seller as he came in from his front shop.
"Ah, then the secret is out," said Sir Richard Blunt. "That is what he wanted you back for, Johanna. He had forgotten at the moment all about the shutters you may depend. I am glad he spared you the trouble, at any rate. I do not like you to perform any service for such a rank villain as he is."
"Ah, so the secret is revealed," said Sir Richard Blunt. "That’s why he wanted you back, Johanna. He completely forgot about the shutters, I assure you. I'm just glad he saved you the trouble, anyway. I really don’t want you to do anything for a scoundrel like him."
"It would not have been for him, sir."
"It wouldn't have been for him, sir."
"For who, then?"
"For whom, then?"
"For the dead. I feel that I am bound to bring to justice the murderer of Mark Ingestrie. When I was here last, sir, you strove to comfort me, by making me feel a sort of hope that he was not dead, but I cannot think that—I would that I could, but indeed I cannot, sir."
"For the dead. I feel that I have to bring the murderer of Mark Ingestrie to justice. When I was here last, sir, you tried to comfort me by giving me some hope that he wasn’t dead, but I just can’t believe that—I wish I could, but I really can’t, sir."
"Do not be too sure, Johanna."
"Don't get too confident, Johanna."
"Nay, look at that."
"No way, check that out."
She laid before the magistrate the sleeve of the jacket that she had found at Todd's, and which fancy, for she certainly had no proof that way tending, told her had belonged to Mark Ingestrie.
She put before the judge the sleeve of the jacket she had found at Todd's, which her imagination suggested, since she had no proof, had belonged to Mark Ingestrie.
"What is this?"
"What's this?"
"Look at it, sir. My heart tells me it was his!"
"Look at it, sir. I think it was his!"
"And so you suppose there was never but one sailor's jacket with ivory buttons on the wrist in the world, and never any one who wore one, but Mark Ingestrie?"
"And so you think there was only one sailor's jacket with ivory buttons on the wrist in the world, and that only Mark Ingestrie ever wore it?"
"Nay, the place in which it was found brings conviction."
"No, the location where it was found makes it convincing."
"Not at all. Do you forget there was such a person as Thornhill in the world, Johanna?"
"Not at all. Do you forget there was someone named Thornhill in the world, Johanna?"
"No; but why will every one persist in fancying Thornhill and Ingestrie to be two persons, when I am convinced they were but one? Let who will identify this as part of Thornhill's apparel, and I will weep for Mark."
"No; but why does everyone keep insisting that Thornhill and Ingestrie are two different people when I'm convinced they’re just one? Let anyone say this is part of Thornhill's outfit, and I'll cry for Mark."
"I cannot just now shake this supposition."
"I can't shake this thought right now."
"You never will."
"You won't ever."
"If I live I will, Johanna, I give you my word for so much. Pray who is the best to judge of such things? You, a young girl who have seen little or nothing of the world, and whose natural apprehension is rendered obscure by the conflict of your affections, or I whose business it is to come to an accurate conclusion of such matters? I repeat my conviction, that Thornhill was not Mark Ingestrie."
"If I live, Johanna, I promise you that much. Tell me, who is better at judging these things? You, a young woman who has experienced little of the world and whose judgment is clouded by conflicting feelings, or me, whose job it is to reach a clear conclusion about such matters? I stand by my belief that Thornhill was not Mark Ingestrie."
"Oh, if I could think so!"
"Oh, if only I could believe that!"
"You will."
"You will."
"You have no doubt, sir, but Thornhill perished by the hand of Todd?"
"You’re sure, sir, that Thornhill was killed by Todd?"
"None whatever."
"None at all."
Johanna looked deeply affected.
Johanna looked really affected.
"Come," added Sir Richard, "you want both rest and refreshment, and you can have both here at this house. To-morrow I hope will end all your trials, my dear girl, and I shall live, I trust, to see you smile as you ought to smile, and to be as happy as only a very dim recollection of the past will make you."
"Come on," Sir Richard said, "you need to relax and recharge, and you can do that here in this house. I hope tomorrow will bring an end to all your struggles, my dear girl, and I believe I’ll be around to see you smile the way you should and to be as happy as a distant memory of the past will allow."
"Ah, no—never happy."
"Ah, no—I'm never happy."
"You must love some one. You must recover, and in the cares and joys of a new existence, you must only look back upon what has passed, as though you pondered upon the phantasma of some fearful dream; and when you see all around you smiling—"
"You must love someone. You need to heal, and in the challenges and joys of a new life, you should only reflect on what has happened as if you're thinking about the ghost of a scary dream; and when you see everything around you smiling—"
"It will be cruel for them to smile, sir; and it is now cruel of you to speak to me of loving another, when you know my affections are with Ingestrie, in that world to which he has gone before me, but to which I look forward to as the place of our happy meeting, where we shall part again no more."
"It would be heartless for them to smile, sir; and it's cruel of you to talk to me about loving someone else when you know my heart belongs to Ingestrie, in that world he has gone to ahead of me, but which I eagerly anticipate as the place where we will joyfully reunite and never part again."
"Well, I thought I could find you a lover that would be to your mind when all these affairs were over."
"Well, I thought I could help you find a partner that you'd really like once all these issues were resolved."
"Sir?"
"Excuse me?"
"Nay, be not offended. You know I am your sincere friend."
"Don't be upset. You know I'm your true friend."
"I know you are, and that is what makes it so grievous to me to hear you talk in such a strain, sir."
"I know you are, and that’s what makes it so painful for me to hear you talk like that, sir."
"Then I will say no more."
"Then I won't say anything else."
"I thank you, Sir Richard; and I will forget what you have said, because I will recollect nothing from you, or committed with you, but kindness and consideration."
"I appreciate it, Sir Richard; and I will forget what you’ve said, because I will remember nothing from you or anything we’ve shared, except for kindness and thoughtfulness."
Sir Richard smiled slightly for a moment, as he turned aside and spoke to his friend the fruiterer for some minutes in a low tone. The young girl who had before behaved with such kindness to Johanna, took her by the hand, and led her up-stairs.
Sir Richard smiled faintly for a moment as he turned away and quietly chatted with his friend, the fruit vendor, for a few minutes. The young woman who had previously been so kind to Johanna took her by the hand and led her upstairs.
"Come," she said, "you shall tell me all you have suffered opposite since we parted last, and I will speak to you of him whom you love."
"Come," she said, "you should tell me everything you've been through since we last parted, and I'll talk to you about the one you love."
"You are too good to me."
"You’re way too nice to me."
While all this was going on so close to him, Todd, with many oaths and execrations, was putting up his own shutters, which he did with a violence that nearly knocked the front of the window in. When he had finished, he walked into his house, and closing the door, he said, in a low tone—
While all this was happening nearby, Todd, swearing and cursing, was putting up his own shutters with such force that he almost broke the front of the window. When he was done, he walked into his house and closed the door, saying in a low voice—
"I must make up my mind what to say to Mrs. Lovett in the morning. I am afraid she will be hard to pacify."
"I need to decide what to say to Mrs. Lovett in the morning. I'm worried she’ll be difficult to calm down."
At this moment a man peered out from the inn gateway opposite, and said to himself—
At that moment, a man looked out from the inn entrance across the way and said to himself—
"Now begins my watch. I dare say now Mrs. Lovett has some particular reason for watching this barber, though she did not tell me. However, a guinea for one night's work is not bad pay."
"Now my shift starts. I bet Mrs. Lovett has a specific reason for keeping an eye on this barber, even if she didn’t share it with me. Still, a guinea for an evening's work isn’t bad pay."
CHAPTER LXXXVII.
MR. LUPIN MEDDLES WITH OTHER FOLKS' AFFAIRS.
"Brother Oakley, is sister Oakley within?"
"Brother Oakley, is Sister Oakley home?"
This rather cool speech—cool considering all the circumstances—was uttered by no other than the Reverend Mr. Lupin to Mr. Oakley, who was working in his shop on the morning after Johanna had gone upon her perilous enterprise to Todd's.
This pretty cool speech—cool given all the circumstances—was said by none other than Reverend Mr. Lupin to Mr. Oakley, who was working in his shop on the morning after Johanna had embarked on her risky mission to Todd's.
Mr. Oakley looked up with surprise upon his features.
Mr. Oakley looked up in surprise at his face.
"What?" he said.
"What?" he asked.
"Is sister Oakley within, brother?"
"Is sister Oakley home, bro?"
"Don't call me brother, you canting hypocrite. How do you make out any such relationship, I should like to know?"
"Don't call me brother, you fake hypocrite. I'd like to know how you think there's any kind of relationship between us."
"Are we not all brothers in the Lord?"
"Are we not all siblings in the Lord?"
"Pho! Go along."
"Pho! Let's go."
"Nay, brother Oakley, my coming to you upon this day hath, in good truth, a meaning."
"Nay, brother Oakley, my visit to you today has, in all honesty, a purpose."
As he said these words, the countenance of the pious man had upon it a malignant expression, and there was a twinkle about his eyes, which said as plainly as possible, "And that meaning is mischief!" Old Oakley looked at him for some few seconds, and then he said—
As he said these words, the expression on the pious man’s face had a sinister look, and there was a spark in his eyes that clearly communicated, "And that means trouble!" Old Oakley stared at him for a few seconds, and then he said—
"Hark you, Mr. Lupin, you have already meddled too much in my affairs, and I desire now that you will be so good as to leave them alone."
"Listen, Mr. Lupin, you've already gotten too involved in my business, and I now ask that you please stay out of it."
"Humph! brother Oakley, what I have to say, concerns thee to hear, but I would rather say it to thy wife, who is a sister in the faith, and assuredly one of the elect, than I would say it to you, who will assuredly go to a warm place below for your want of faith; so I say again, is sister Oakley within?"
"Humph! Brother Oakley, what I have to say is important for you to hear, but I’d rather say it to your wife, who shares our beliefs and is definitely one of the chosen, than to you, who will surely end up in a hot place below because of your lack of faith; so I’ll ask again, is Sister Oakley around?"
"If you mean my wife," replied the old spectacle-maker, "I am sorry to say that nobody knows less of her going out and coming home than I do."
"If you’re talking about my wife," the old spectacle-maker replied, "I’m sorry to say that no one knows less about her going out and coming home than I do."
"Truly, she frequents the Tabernacle of the Lord, called Ebenezer, where we all put up a hearty and moving prayer for you."
"She genuinely visits the Lord's Tabernacle, known as Ebenezer, where we all say a heartfelt and uplifting prayer for you."
"Nobody asks you. I believe you are a set of rascals."
"Nobody cares what you think. I think you're a bunch of troublemakers."
"How pleasant this is."
"This is so nice."
"What is pleasant?"
"What feels good?"
"To be nailed. How charming it is for the friends of Satan to call the Saints hard names. Brother Oakley, you are lost, indeed."
"To be nailed. How charming it is for Satan's friends to call the Saints harsh names. Brother Oakley, you are truly lost."
"If you call me brother again, you shall be lost, Mr. Lupin. I tell you once for all, I don't know anything of my wife's going out or coming home, and I don't want to see you in my shop any more. If it were not for one person in this world, and that one an angel, if ever one lived upon the earth, I should not care how soon my head was laid low."
"If you call me brother again, you will regret it, Mr. Lupin. Let me be clear, I don't know anything about my wife's comings and goings, and I don’t want to see you in my shop again. If it weren't for one person in this world, someone who is an angel, if anyone ever was, I wouldn't care how soon I met my end."
"Humph! brother Oakley! Humph!"
"Ugh! Brother Oakley! Ugh!"
Oakley caught up a file to throw at the head of the hypocrite, but there was such an expression of triumph upon his face, that the heart of the old spectacle-maker sunk within him as he thought to himself, "This man brings ill news, or he would never look as he does." The file dropped from his hands, and pushing his spectacles up to the top of his head, he glared at Lupin as he said—
Oakley picked up a file to throw at the hypocrite's head, but seeing the triumphant look on his face made the old spectacle-maker's heart sink. He thought to himself, "This guy must be bringing bad news; otherwise, he wouldn't look like that." The file slipped from his hands, and pushing his glasses up to the top of his head, he glared at Lupin as he said—
"Speak—speak! What have you to say?"
"Talk—talk! What do you want to say?"
"Humph!"
"Ugh!"
"Speak man, if you be a man!"
"Speak up, man, if you're really a man!"
"Humph, brother Oakley; you have a daughter—Johanna?"
"Humph, brother Oakley; you have a daughter—Johanna?"
"Yes, yes!" cried old Oakley. "My heart told me that it was of my child this wretch came to speak. Tell me all instantly. Speak—what of my dear Johanna? I will wrest the truth from you. Has anything happened—is she well? Speak—speak!"
"Yes, yes!" shouted old Oakley. "I knew in my heart that this scoundrel came to talk about my child. Tell me everything right now. Speak—what about my dear Johanna? I will squeeze the truth out of you. Has something happened—is she okay? Speak—speak!"
Mr. Oakley sprang upon the preacher, and seizing him by the throat, forced him back until he fell upon an old chest in the shop that was full of tools and the lid of which giving way with Lupin's weight and the sudden concussion with which he came upon it, precipitated him into the box among a number of pointed implements, the effect of which may be better imagined than described, as the newspapers say.
Mr. Oakley lunged at the preacher and grabbed him by the throat, pushing him back until he collapsed onto an old chest in the shop packed with tools. The lid couldn't handle Lupin's weight combined with the sudden impact, causing him to tumble into the box among various sharp tools, the outcome of which is better imagined than described, as the newspapers would say.
"Murder! murder!" screamed the preacher.
"Murder! Murder!" screamed the pastor.
"Now you rascal!" cried old Oakley. "Say what you have got to say, and at once, too."
"Now you little troublemaker!" shouted old Oakley. "Say what you need to say, and do it quickly."
"Murder!" again gasped Lupin. "Brother Oakley, spare my life."
"Murder!" Lupin gasped again. "Brother Oakley, please spare my life."
"I will not spare it if you are not quite explicit as regards what you have hinted of my child. Speak at once. Tell me what you have to say?"
"I won’t hold back if you’re not clear about what you hinted at regarding my child. Speak up. Tell me what you need to say."
"Let me get up. Oh, be merciful, and let me get up."
"Please, let me get up. Oh, have mercy and let me rise."
"No. You can stay very well where you are. Be quiet and speak freely, in which case no harm will come to you."
"No. You can stay right where you are. Just be quiet and speak openly, and nothing bad will happen to you."
"Did you say, be quiet, brother Oakley? Truly you would be anything but quiet in my situation. What induces you to keep all your tools in this chest with the points uppermost?"
"Did you say to be quiet, brother Oakley? Honestly, you wouldn’t be quiet at all in my position. What makes you keep all your tools in this chest with the points facing up?"
"You are trying to prevaricate now," said Oakley, suddenly snatching from the wall of his shop an antique sword, that had hung there as a sort of ornament, not entirely inconsistent with his trade. "You are trying to prevaricate with me now, and I must and will have your life. Prepare for the worst. You have now aroused feelings that cannot be so easily quelled again. Your last hour has come!"
"You’re trying to dodge the truth now," said Oakley, abruptly grabbing an old sword that had been hanging on the wall of his shop as a kind of decoration, which wasn’t entirely out of place for his business. "You’re trying to dodge me now, and I have to and will take your life. Get ready for the worst. You’ve stirred up feelings that won’t be easily calmed down again. Your last hour has arrived!"
The sight of the sword awakened the most lively feelings of terror in the mind of the preacher. He gave a howl of dismay, and made the most frantic efforts to get up out of the tool-chest; but that was no easy matter, particularly as old Oakley flourished the antique sword in dangerous proximity to his nose. At length, lifting up his hands in the most supplicating manner, he cried—
The sight of the sword triggered intense fear in the preacher's mind. He let out a howl of panic and made desperate attempts to climb out of the tool chest; however, that was no easy feat, especially since old Oakley waved the old sword dangerously close to his face. Finally, raising his hands in a pleading gesture, he cried—
"Mercy—mercy, and I will tell."
"Help me, and I'll talk."
"Go on, then. Quick."
"Go ahead, quick."
"Yes—yes. Oh, dear! Yes. I was sojourning in this ungodly city, and taking my way, deep in thought, upon the wickedness of the world, the greater portion of the inhabitants of which will assuredly go down below, where there is howling and—"
"Yes—yes. Oh, dear! Yes. I was staying in this awful city, and as I walked, lost in thought about the sinfulness of the world, most of the people here are definitely going to end up below, where there is howling and—"
"You rascal, I'll make you howl if you do not come to the point quickly."
"You little rascal, I'll make you scream if you don't get to the point fast."
A flourish of the sword, so close to the face of Mr. Lupin that he really believed for the moment it had taken the end of his nose off, admonished him that the patience of Mr. Oakley was nearly exhausted, and in a whining tone, he added—
A swing of the sword, so close to Mr. Lupin's face that he genuinely thought it had just sliced the tip of his nose off, warned him that Mr. Oakley's patience was almost gone, and in a whiny voice, he added—
"Truly, I was in the street called Fleet-street; when as I was crossing the way, a young lad nearly upset me into the kennel. He did not see me, but I saw him. Truly, brother Oakley, I saw the face of that—that individual."
"Honestly, I was on Fleet Street when I was crossing the road, and a young guy almost knocked me into the gutter. He didn’t see me, but I saw him. Really, brother Oakley, I saw the face of that—that person."
"Well, what is that to me? I ask you what is he to me? Go on."
"Well, what does that mean to me? I’m asking you, what does he mean to me? Go ahead."
"Oh, oh, oh! Don't say I have not prepared you for the worst. Oh, oh, oh! Now, brother Oakley, I will tell you, even although it provoke an abundance of wrath. That boy—that individual who nearly overthrew me, one of the elect as I am, into the kennel, had the face of your daughter, Johanna."
"Oh, oh, oh! Don't say I haven't warned you about what's to come. Oh, oh, oh! Now, brother Oakley, I need to tell you, even though it might get me into a lot of trouble. That boy—the one who almost ruined me, one of the chosen ones like I am, and sent me into the gutter, had the face of your daughter, Johanna."
The spectacle-maker looked confused, as well he might.
The eyeglass maker looked puzzled, as you might expect.
"The face of my daughter, Johanna?" he said. "What do you mean? Is all this cock-and-a-bull story about some boy in the street, who happened in your eyes to bear a resemblance to my child?"
"The face of my daughter, Johanna?" he said. "What do you mean? Is all this nonsense about some kid on the street who just happened to look like my daughter?"
"Humph! Ay, truly. Humph! so striking a resemblance, that sitting here, even as I am upon the points of many instruments of steel and of iron, I aver that that boy was Johanna Oakley."
"Humph! Yeah, really. Humph! such a striking resemblance that sitting here, even as I am on the edges of many steel and iron instruments, I swear that boy was Johanna Oakley."
Oakley staggered back, and the antique sword dropped from his hand, a proceeding which Mr. Lupin proffited sufficiently by to scramble out of the tool-chest, and make towards the door. In another moment he would have left the shop, for he had done all the mischief he could, by telling the anxious father such a tale, but suddenly Oakley snatched the sword from the floor again, and rushing after Mr. Lupin, he caught him by the skirts at the very nick of time, and dragged him into the shop again. Holding then the sword to his throat, he said—
Oakley staggered back, and the old sword slipped from his grip, which Mr. Lupin took advantage of to scramble out of the tool chest and head for the door. In another second, he would have escaped the shop, having caused all the trouble he could by telling the worried father such a story, but suddenly Oakley grabbed the sword from the floor once more and rushed after Mr. Lupin. He caught him by the coat just in time and pulled him back into the shop. Holding the sword to his throat, he said—
"Scoundrel! How dare you come and tell me such a thing? Your life, your worthless life, ought to pay the penalty of such an odious falsehood."
"Scoundrel! How dare you come and tell me something like that? Your life, your miserable life, should pay the price for such a disgusting lie."
"No, no!" cried Lupin falling upon his knees, for he saw the sword uplifted. "No! What if it be true? What if it be true?"
"No, no!" cried Lupin, dropping to his knees, as he saw the sword raised high. "No! What if it’s true? What if it’s true?"
The old man's hands shook, and the point of the sword which had been in most dreadful proximity to Mr. Lupin's throat, was gradually lowered until it touched the floor.
The old man's hands trembled, and the tip of the sword that had been dangerously close to Mr. Lupin's throat was slowly lowered until it rested on the floor.
"Tell me again—tell me again!" gasped Oakley.
"Tell me again—tell me again!" Oakley gasped.
The preacher saw that his danger was over, and rising, he took a handkerchief from his pocket, and began deliberately to dust his knees, as he said in a low snuffling voice—
The preacher saw that his danger had passed, and standing up, he pulled a handkerchief from his pocket and started to carefully dust off his knees, saying in a quiet, sniffly voice—
"Truly, you are a vessel of wrath, brother Oakley."
"Honestly, you are a vessel of anger, brother Oakley."
"Stop!" cried Oakley. "I have told you before not to call me brother: I have no fellowship or brotherhood with you. Do not tempt me to more violence by the use of that word."
"Stop!" shouted Oakley. "I've told you before not to call me brother: I have no connection or bond with you. Don't provoke me to more violence by using that word."
"Let it be as you please," said Lupin, "but as regards the maiden, who for a surety is fair to look upon, although all flesh is grass, and beauty waneth after a season—"
"Do as you wish," said Lupin, "but regarding the girl, who is definitely beautiful to see, even though all flesh is like grass, and beauty fades after a while—"
"I want none of your canting reflections. To your tale. When and where was it that you saw my child?"
"I don't want to hear your vague thoughts. Just tell me your story. When and where did you see my child?"
"In the street called Fleet, as I and all of us are sinners. She wore nether garments suitable and conformable unto a boy, but not to a girl, as the way of the world goeth; and yet she looked comely did the maiden—ay, very comely. I was moved to see her truly. Her eyes there was no mistaking, and her lips—Ay, it was the maiden; but after sitting in the kennel for one moment into which I fell, and getting up again amid the laughter of the ungodly bystanders, I found that she was gone."
"In the street called Fleet, just like all of us are sinners. She wore clothes that were more fitting for a boy than a girl, as the world tends to see things. Yet, she looked beautiful—the girl was indeed very beautiful. I was compelled to truly see her. There was no mistaking her eyes, and her lips—yes, it was the girl; but after I fell into the gutter for just a moment and got up again amidst the laughter of the unrighteous bystanders, I found that she was gone."
"And so you have come on to me with this monstrous tale?"
"And so you’ve come to me with this crazy story?"
"Monstrous tail?" said Mr. Lupin, turning round as though he expected to find such an appendage flourishing behind him. "I am not aware—"
"Monstrous tail?" Mr. Lupin said, turning around as if he expected to find such a thing waving behind him. "I’m not aware—"
The old spectacle-maker staggered into a seat, and holding his hands clasped before him for a few moments, he strove to think calmly of what had been told to him.
The old spectacle-maker collapsed into a chair, and with his hands clasped in front of him for a few moments, he tried to think clearly about what he had just been told.
The preacher was not slow in taking advantage of this condition into which Mr. Oakley fell, to protect himself against any further danger from the sword. He picked up that weapon from the floor, and not finding any place readily in the shop where he might effectually hide it, he held it behind his back, and finally thrust the long blade of it between his coat and his waistcoat, where he thought it was to be sure wonderfully well hidden. He did not calculate that the point projected above his coat-collar and his head some six inches or so, presenting a very singular appearance indeed.
The preacher quickly took advantage of Mr. Oakley's situation to safeguard himself from any additional threats from the sword. He picked up the weapon from the floor and, unable to find a suitable hiding spot in the shop, held it behind his back. Eventually, he shoved the long blade between his coat and waistcoat, thinking it was cleverly concealed. He didn't realize the tip was sticking out above his coat collar and extended about six inches above his head, creating quite a peculiar sight.
He then waited for Oakley to speak, for to tell the truth, the curiosity of Lupin was strongly excited concerning Johanna, as well as his sense of enjoyment, tickled by the distress of the father whom he considered his enemy.
He then waited for Oakley to say something because, to be honest, Lupin was really curious about Johanna, and he also enjoyed seeing the distress of the father he considered his enemy.
After this he waited patiently enough to see what course the afflicted man would pursue, and, indeed, the whole conduct of Lupin was most convincing of the fact, that he entertained no doubt whatever as to the identity of the supposed boy he had seen in Fleet Street. The time at which he had seen Johanna, must have been when she ran over the road from Todd's shop, and took refuge in the fruiterer's.
After this, he waited patiently to see what the affected man would do, and, in fact, Lupin's entire behavior strongly suggested that he had no doubt at all about the identity of the supposed boy he had seen in Fleet Street. The moment he saw Johanna must have been when she dashed across the road from Todd's shop and sought refuge in the fruit shop.
Well, then, poor Mr. Oakley was trying to think. He was trying to convince himself that it could not possibly have been Johanna who had been seen by the preacher; but then there was still present to his mind, the impression that had been made upon it by the singular manner in which she had bidden him adieu upon the last occasion of his seeing her. He remembered how she had come back, after leaving the shop with her young friend, Arabella Wilmot, and how then, with a burst of feeling, she had taken of him a second farewell.
Well, poor Mr. Oakley was trying to think. He was trying to convince himself that it couldn't have been Johanna who the preacher saw; but there was still the lingering impression from the unusual way she had said goodbye the last time he saw her. He remembered how, after leaving the shop with her young friend, Arabella Wilmot, she came back and, with a wave of emotion, bid him a second farewell.
No wonder then that, by combining that with the information Lupin had brought, the father found enough to shudder at; and he did shudder.
No surprise then that, by putting that together with the information Lupin had brought, the father found plenty to be disturbed by; and he was indeed disturbed.
Mr. Lupin watched him attentively.
Mr. Lupin watched him closely.
Suddenly rising, with a face pale as death itself, Oakley advanced to Lupin, and laying his hand upon his breast, he said to him—
Suddenly getting up, his face as pale as death, Oakley walked up to Lupin, and placing his hand on his chest, he said to him—
"Man, I suspect that there is much hypocrisy in your nature. It may be unjust to do so—it may be that I am doing you a wrong, but yet I do think in my heart that you are one of those who adopt the garb and the language of piety for the selfish purposes of human nature. And yet you must have some feeling: at the bottom of even such a heart as yours, there must be some touch of humanity; and by that I conjure you to say if you have told the truth to me in this matter concerning my child."
"Man, I suspect there's a lot of hypocrisy in you. It might be unfair to think that—I could be wrong about you—but I truly believe that you’re one of those people who wear the facade and use the words of faith for selfish reasons. Yet, you must have some feelings: even in a heart like yours, there must be a trace of humanity; and with that, I urge you to tell me if you’ve been honest about this matter concerning my child."
"I have," said Lupin.
"I do," said Lupin.
"If you have not, I will say nothing to you, I will be guilty of no attempt at revengeful violence. Only tell me so, and you shall go in peace."
"If you haven't, I won't say anything to you, and I won't try to get back at you. Just let me know, and you'll leave in peace."
"What I have told you of the maiden is true," said Lupin. "I saw her—with these eyes I saw her."
"What I just told you about the girl is true," said Lupin. "I saw her—with these eyes, I saw her."
The spectacle-maker slipped off his working apron and the black sleeves he wore over his coat to protect it from the dust and other destructive matters incidental to his work-bench, and then he snatched his hat from a peg upon which it hung in the shop.
The spectacle maker took off his work apron and the black sleeves he wore over his coat to keep it clean from the dust and other messes related to his bench, and then he grabbed his hat from a peg where it was hanging in the shop.
"Come," he said. "Come. You and I will walk together to the house, where I was told Johanna was to be; and if I do not find her there, I will thank you for the information you have given to me. I will not stop to inquire what were your motives in giving it, but I will thank you for it. Come. Come with me."
"Come on," he said. "Let's go. You and I will walk together to the house where I was told Johanna would be. If I don't find her there, I'll appreciate the information you've shared with me. I won't ask what your reasons were for telling me, but I'll thank you for it. Let's go. Come with me."
"Truly I will come with you," said Lupin, "for I am curious—that is to say, I am in a religious point of view, anxious to know what has become of the maiden, who was so fair to look upon always, although she had not a godly spirit."
"Honestly, I'll go with you," said Lupin, "because I'm curious—I mean, from a spiritual perspective, I really want to know what happened to the girl who was always so beautiful, even though she didn’t have a pure heart."
Oakley locked up his shop, and put the key in his pocket. Then taking the preacher by the arm, he set off at a fast pace for the house of Arabella Wilmot.
Oakley locked up his shop and put the key in his pocket. Then, taking the preacher by the arm, he started off quickly toward Arabella Wilmot's house.
CHAPTER LXXXVIII.
TODD ASTONISHES MRS. LOVETT'S SPY.
We return to Todd. After he had put up his own shutters, and properly secured his doors for the night, he lit the lamp in his parlour, and glancing curiously around him, he muttered—
We go back to Todd. After he put up his own shutters and locked his doors for the night, he lit the lamp in his living room and looked around with curiosity as he murmured—
"Yes. This will assuredly be the last night here. How I hate the look of anything, and how eagerly I shall banish from my mind all kind of remembrance of this place when I am in another land, as I shall be shortly. Let me see: I will embrace the catholic religion, and I will be most devout. The regularity of my religious exercises shall do much for me. Indeed, I do not think I could have remained so long in London, if I had not had the prudence to be regular at the church. It is true that of late I have neglected all that, but then I am going soon, and it does not matter."
"Yes. This will definitely be the last night here. I really hate the look of this place, and I can’t wait to erase all memories of it from my mind once I’m in another country, which will be soon. Let me think: I’ll embrace the Catholic faith and be very devoted. Keeping a regular schedule with my religious practices will help me a lot. Honestly, I don’t think I could have stayed in London this long if I hadn’t been smart about going to church regularly. It’s true that I’ve been neglecting that lately, but since I’m leaving soon, it doesn’t really matter."
Todd sat down, and looked over the memoranda of things he had to do that he had made. He felt tolerably satisfied with the condition of affairs. That Colonel Jeffery and that others suspected him, he could not doubt; but he felt quite confident that he should be far off, before those suspicions repaired into anything dangerous to him.
Todd sat down and reviewed the list of tasks he had made. He felt reasonably satisfied with how things were going. He couldn't doubt that Colonel Jeffery and others were suspicious of him, but he was pretty sure that he would be long gone before those suspicions turned into anything that could threaten him.
He still clung to the idea that they knew nothing, or else they would arrest him; and while such did not ensue, he considered himself as in a tolerably safe position.
He still held onto the idea that they knew nothing, or else they would have arrested him; and since that didn’t happen, he thought of himself as being in a pretty safe position.
He then set about the preparations for firing his house. We need not follow him through those preparations. We need not state how he soaked clothes in turpentine and oil, and how he placed them in such positions, combined with small packages of gunpowder, and lumps of rosin, that if a torch were to be applied at the lower part of the house, the whole would be in a few moments in a blaze. Suffice it to say, that Todd worked hard for the next two hours, and that by the time they had gone, he had got everything ready for the perpetration of that last crime which he intended to commit, before he crossed the threshold of his house upon the following night, to leave it for ever.
He then got to work on preparing to set his house on fire. We don’t need to follow him through those preparations. We don’t need to explain how he soaked clothes in turpentine and oil, or how he arranged them along with small packages of gunpowder and chunks of rosin, so that if a torch were lit at the bottom of the house, everything would quickly go up in flames. It’s enough to say that Todd worked hard for the next two hours, and by the time they were done, he had everything ready for the final crime he planned to commit before he stepped outside of his house the following night to leave it forever.

Todd Preparing Combustibles To Fire His House.
Todd Preparing Combustibles To Fire His House.
More than once during these two hours he drank brandy. The ardent spirit had become necessary to the existence of Todd now; and when he took a draught at the conclusion of his labours, he smiled grimly as he said—
More than once during these two hours, he drank brandy. The strong drink had become essential to Todd's survival now; and when he took a gulp at the end of his work, he smiled grimly as he said—
"Charley Green will have quite a funeral of flame. He shall die, and his body shall be consumed in the blazing fragments of this house, and it will go hard but this side of Fleet Street suffers. Oh, if the flames would only spread to the old church, I should rejoice much at that, and they may do so.—Yes, they may do so. Ha! ha! I shall be remembered in London."
"Charley Green is going to have a fiery funeral. He will die, and his body will be burned in the blazing wreckage of this house, and you can be sure this side of Fleet Street will feel the impact. Oh, if only the flames would reach the old church, I would be quite pleased about that, and it's possible they could. —Yes, it's possible. Ha! ha! I will be remembered in London."
As he spoke, a dull heavy sort of sound at the outer door of his house came upon his ears. It was as though something heavy had been thrown against it. With fear expressed upon every feature of his face, Todd listened for a repetition of the sound.
As he spoke, a dull, heavy sound at the front door of his house caught his attention. It was as if something heavy had been thrown against it. With fear etched on every feature of his face, Todd listened for the sound to happen again.
It did not come again.
It didn't come again.
Todd began to breathe a little more freely, and yet he kept asking himself—"What was it?"—and the utmost powers of his imagination could return him no feasible answer to the interesting inquiry. But nothing was more easy than to go to the door and see if any one was there, or if anything had happened to it. Should he open it for such a purpose? Should he unbar and unbolt at the risk of he knew not what? No: he would, from the first floor balcony, and there was a frail one, reconnoitre the street. He should then be easily able to see if there were any danger.
Todd started to breathe a little easier, but he kept asking himself—"What was it?"—and no matter how hard he tried, his imagination couldn’t give him a clear answer to the intriguing question. But it was easy enough to go to the door and check if someone was there or if something had happened. Should he open it for that reason? Should he unbar and unbolt it, risking he didn’t know what? No; he would, from the first-floor balcony, which was a flimsy one, scout the street. That way, he could easily see if there was any danger.
He had no sooner made this determination, than he carried it out, by ascending the dark blackened staircase, conducting to the upper part of his house, that staircase which was now so completely covered by combustible materials.
He barely finished making this decision before he acted on it, going up the dark, charred staircase that led to the upper part of his house, a staircase now completely covered in flammable materials.
At every few steps he took he listened attentively. He thought there might yet be a repetition of the sound; but no—all was still; and by the time he reached his first floor, he was in some sort recovered from his first fright. That was something. He left his light upon the stair-head, for he had no wish to point himself out to the chance passengers in Fleet Street, or perhaps to some enemy, by going into that room with a light in his hand. No, Todd was much too acute for that; so carefully closing the door, so that no ray of light got in from the staircase, he crept to the window.
At every few steps he took, he listened closely. He thought there might be a chance of hearing the sound again; but no—all was quiet. By the time he reached the first floor, he was somewhat recovered from his initial fright. That was a relief. He left his light on the stair landing because he didn’t want to draw attention to himself from anyone passing by in Fleet Street, or possibly an enemy, by entering that room with a light in his hand. No, Todd was much too clever for that; so he carefully closed the door to make sure no light escaped from the staircase and crept over to the window.
The shutters had to be unfastened, for Todd's house was always carefully closed up like the Duke of Wellington's at the present day. He very quickly unclosed one of the long-disused windows, and opening it gently, looked out over the edge of the little crazy balcony into the street.
The shutters needed to be opened because Todd's house was always securely shut like the Duke of Wellington's is today. He swiftly opened one of the long-ignored windows and gently peered out over the edge of the small, rickety balcony into the street.
Something big and black was against his door.
Something big and black was up against his door.
The more Todd bent his gaze upon this object, the more a kind of undefined terror took possession of him, and the more puzzled he was to give a name to the dark mass that had been laid upon his threshold. There was no lamp very near his house, or else, miserable as was the light from those old oil apologies for illuminators, some few rays might have fallen upon the dark mass, and told Todd what it was.
The more Todd stared at this object, the more a vague fear overcame him, and he found himself struggling to identify the dark shape that had appeared on his doorstep. There wasn't a lamp close to his house, or else, though the light from those old, pitiful oil lamps was weak, maybe some light would have shone on the dark shape and revealed what it was.
But no—all was dark and dubious, and he strained his eyes in vain to penetrate the mystery.
But no—everything was dark and uncertain, and he strained his eyes hopelessly to uncover the mystery.
"I must go down," he said; "I must open the door. Yes, I cannot live and not know what this is. I must open the door, however reluctantly, and ascertain precisely. Ah!"
"I have to go down," he said; "I have to open the door. Yes, I can't live without knowing what this is. I must open the door, no matter how hesitant I feel, and find out for sure. Ah!"
While Todd was talking, and still keeping his eyes fixed upon the mysterious object at his door, he saw suddenly in the midst of it a bright luminous spark, as if something connected with it was of a red heat, and slowly smouldering on fire.
While Todd was talking and still keeping his eyes focused on the mysterious object at his door, he suddenly saw in the middle of it a bright, glowing spark, as if something connected to it was red hot and slowly smoldering.
If he was before puzzled to account for the phenomenon of a dark object, without shape or form, lying propped up against his door, he was now more than ever confounded, and his imagination started some of the most improbable conjectures in the world, to account for the appearance.
If he was initially confused about the phenomenon of a dark object, without shape or form, leaning against his door, he was now even more baffled, and his imagination began to generate some of the most unlikely theories in the world to explain its appearance.
He thought that it must be some combustible, which, in the course of a few moments, would go off with a stunning report, and blow his street-door to atoms; but then again, what could be the object of such a thing?
He figured it had to be something explosive that, in just a few moments, would explode with a deafening bang and blow his front door to pieces; but then again, what could be the point of that?
The more he considered the affair from above, the more he was puzzled and terrified; so at last, with a feeling of desperation, he ran down stairs and began to unfasten the street-door. He did not pause in his work until he had flung it open, and then the mystery was explained.
The more he thought about the situation from a distance, the more confused and terrified he felt; so finally, in a state of desperation, he ran downstairs and started to unlock the front door. He didn't stop his efforts until he had thrown it open, and then the mystery was revealed.
A man, half asleep, with a lighted pipe in his mouth, rolled backwards into the shop; and as he did so, with the dreamy half-consciousness that he was upon some sort of duty, he said—
A man, half asleep, with a lit pipe in his mouth, rolled back into the shop; and as he did, with a dreamy half-awareness that he was on some kind of duty, he said—
"I'll watch him, Mrs. Lovett. He shan't get away without your knowing of it, ma'am."
"I'll keep an eye on him, Mrs. Lovett. He won't get away without you knowing about it, ma'am."
Todd understood the man's errand in a moment. Of course he had been employed to watch him by Mrs. Lovett, who had a slight idea that he might not be forthcoming for the promised morning settlement. Todd seized the man by the collar, and dragging him fairly into the shop, closed the door again.
Todd immediately realized what the man was there for. Obviously, Mrs. Lovett had hired him to keep an eye on Todd, suspecting he might not be ready to settle up in the morning as promised. Todd grabbed the man by the collar and, pulling him into the shop, shut the door behind them.
"Ah!" he said, "a good joke."
"Ah!" he said, "that's a good joke."
"What's a joke, sir?" said the man. "What's a joke? Murder! Where am I?—where am I? Help!"
"What's a joke, sir?" the man asked. "What's a joke? It’s murder! Where am I?—where am I? Help!"
"Hush!" said Todd. "Hush! It's of no consequence. I know all about it man. Mrs. Lovett employed you to watch me. She was a little jealous, but we have made it all right now, and she asked me, if I saw you, to pay you and give you a glass of something, beside."
"Hush!" Todd said. "Hush! It doesn’t matter. I know all about it, man. Mrs. Lovett hired you to keep an eye on me. She was a bit jealous, but we've sorted things out now, and she asked me, if I ran into you, to pay you and offer you a drink as well."
"Did she, sir?"
"Did she, sir?"
"To be sure she did; so come in, and you can tell her when you see her in the morning, that you had of me a glass of as good liquor as could be found in London. By-the-bye, what am I to pay you?"
"She definitely did; so come in, and you can tell her when you see her in the morning that I served you a glass of the best liquor you could find in London. By the way, how much do I owe you?"
"A guinea, sir."
"A guinea, sir."
"Exactly. It was a guinea, of course. This way, my friend, this way. Don't fall over the shaving-chair, I beg of you. You can't hurt it, for it is a fixture; but you might hurt yourself, and that is of more importance to you, you know. While we do live in this world, if it be for ever so short a time, we may as well live comfortably."
"Exactly. It was a guinea, of course. This way, my friend, this way. Please don’t trip over the shaving chair, I urge you. You can’t damage it since it's a part of the furniture, but you could hurt yourself, and that matters more to you, you know. As long as we're in this world, even if it's for just a brief time, we might as well enjoy it comfortably."
Talking away thus all suspicion from the man who was not one of the brightest of geniuses in the world, Todd led the way to the parlour—that fatal parlour which had been the last scene of more than one mortal life.
Talking away all suspicion from the man who wasn’t the brightest in the world, Todd led the way to the parlor—that deadly parlor which had been the final scene for more than one life.
He closed the door, and then in quite a good-humoured way, he pointed to the seat, saying—
He shut the door, and then, in a pretty cheerful manner, he motioned to the seat, saying—
"Rest yourself, my friend—rest yourself, while I get out the bottle. And so it is one guinea that I am to give you, eh?"
"Take a break, my friend—take a break, while I grab the bottle. So, it's one guinea that I'm supposed to give you, right?"
"Yes, sir; and all I can say is that I am very glad to hear that you and Mrs. Lovett have made matters all right again. Very glad, indeed, sir, I may say. In course, I shouldn't have took the liberty of sitting down by your door, sir, if she had not told me to watch the house and let her know, if so, be as you come out of it, or if I saw any packages moving. She didn't say anything to me what it was for; but a guinea is just as well earned easy as not, you see, sir!"
"Yes, sir; and all I can say is that I’m really glad to hear that you and Mrs. Lovett have sorted things out. Truly glad, sir, I must say. Of course, I wouldn’t have taken the liberty of sitting by your door, sir, if she hadn’t asked me to watch the house and let her know if you came out or if I saw any packages moving. She didn’t explain what it was for, but a guinea is just as easy to earn as not, you see, sir!"
"Certainly, my friend, certainly. Drink that."
"Of course, my friend, of course. Drink that."
The man tossed off the glass of something that Todd gave him, and then he licked his lips, as he said—
The man downed the drink that Todd gave him, then licked his lips and said—
"What is it, sir? It's strong, but I can't say, for my part, that I like the flavour of it much."
"What is it, sir? It’s powerful, but honestly, I can't say I really like the taste."
"Not like it?"
"Don't like it?"
"Not much, sir."
"Not much, sir."
"Why it's a most expensive foreign liquor that is, and by all the best judges in the kingdom is never found fault with. Very few persons, indeed, have tasted it; but of those few, not one has come to me to say, Mr. Todd—"
"Why, it's the most expensive foreign liquor there is, and none of the best judges in the kingdom have ever criticized it. Very few people, in fact, have tasted it; but of those few, not one has come to me to say, Mr. Todd—"
"Good God!" said the man, as he clasped his head with both of his hands. "Good God, how strange I feel. I must be going mad!"
"Good God!" the man exclaimed, grabbing his head with both hands. "Good God, I feel so weird. I must be losing my mind!"
"Mad!" cried Todd, as he leant far over the table so as to bring his face quite close to the man's. "Mad! not at all. What you feel now is part of your death-pang. You are dying—I have poisoned you. Do you hear that? You have watched me, and I have in return poisoned you. Do you understand that?"
"Mad!" Todd yelled, leaning over the table to get his face really close to the man's. "Mad? Not at all. What you're feeling right now is part of your death-throes. You’re dying—I’ve poisoned you. Do you get that? You’ve been watching me, and I’ve poisoned you in return. Do you understand that?"

Todd Poisons Mrs. Lovett's Spy And Tells Him Of It.
Todd poisons Mrs. Lovett's spy and tells him about it.
The dying man made an ineffectual effort to rise from the chair, but he could not. With a gasping sob he let his head sink upon his breast—he was dead!
The dying man made a weak attempt to get up from the chair, but he couldn't. With a gasping sob, he let his head fall onto his chest—he was dead!
"They perish," said Todd, "one by one; they who oppose me, perish, and so shall they all. Ha! so shall they all; and she who set this fool on to his destruction shall feel, yet, the pang of death, and know that she owes it to me! Yes, Mrs. Lovett, yes."
"They're doomed," Todd said, "one after another; those who stand against me will fall, and so will all of them. Ha! yes, all of them; and the one who pushed this idiot toward his doom will also feel the agony of death and realize that it's my doing! Yes, Mrs. Lovett, yes."
He closed his arms over his breast, and looked at the body for some moments in silence; and then, with a sneer upon his lips, he added—
He crossed his arms over his chest and stared at the body in silence for a few moments; then, with a smirk on his lips, he added—
"No, Mrs. Lovett, you did not show your judgment in this matter. Had you wished to watch me, you should have done it yourself, and not employed this poor weak wretch who has paid the price of his folly. Go—go!"
"No, Mrs. Lovett, you didn't act wisely in this situation. If you wanted to keep an eye on me, you should have done it yourself instead of using this poor, helpless guy who has already suffered because of his mistakes. Go—just go!"
He struck the chair from under the dead man with his foot, and the corpse that had partially been supported by it and the table, fell to the floor. Another kick sent it under the large table, and then, as another of Todd's victims had once done, it disappeared.
He kicked the chair out from under the dead man, and the body that had been partly supported by it and the table fell to the floor. Another kick sent it sliding under the large table, and then, like one of Todd's previous victims, it vanished.
"To-morrow night, by this time," said Todd, musingly, "where shall I be!"
"Tomorrow night, at this time," Todd said thoughtfully, "where will I be!"
CHAPTER LXXXIX.
MR. OAKLEY IS IN DESPAIR AT THE LOSS OF JOHANNA.
The anxiety of poor Mr. Oakley increased each moment as he and the preacher neared the house of Arabella Wilmot's friends. We regret to say that Mr. Lupin did enjoy the mental agony of the father; but it was in his nature so to do, and we must take poor humanity as we find it.
The anxiety of poor Mr. Oakley grew with every moment as he and the preacher got closer to the house of Arabella Wilmot's friends. We regret to say that Mr. Lupin took pleasure in the father's mental torment; it was just part of his character, and we have to accept human nature as it is.
It must be recollected that Mr. Lupin had, through Johanna, suffered great malefactions. The treatment he had received at the hands of Big Ben, although most richly deserved, had been on account of Johanna, and as regarded the old spectacle-maker himself, he had always occupied an antagonistic position as regarded Mr. Lupin.
It should be remembered that Mr. Lupin had, through Johanna, endured significant wrongs. The way Big Ben treated him, although fully deserved, was because of Johanna, and when it came to the old spectacle-maker himself, he had always been in opposition to Mr. Lupin.
No wonder then, we say, that human nature, particularly in its evangelical variety, was not proof against the fascination of a little revenge. Now, Mr. Lupin felt so sure that he had made no mistake, but that it was no other than the fair Johanna whom he had seen in what he called the unseemly apparel, that he did not feel inclined to draw back for a moment in the matter. Curiosity, as well as a natural (to him) feeling of malignity, urged him to stick by the father in order that he might know the result of inquiries that he, Lupin, had no opportunity or excuse for making, but which Mr. Oakley might institute with the most perfect and unquestionable profundity.
No wonder we say that human nature, especially in its evangelical form, couldn't resist the lure of a little revenge. Mr. Lupin was so convinced he hadn’t made a mistake that it was definitely the lovely Johanna he had seen in what he called inappropriate clothing, that he didn't hesitate for a second in the matter. Both curiosity and a natural (for him) sense of malice pushed him to stick close to the father so he could find out the results of inquiries that he, Lupin, had no chance or reason to make, but which Mr. Oakley could conduct with the utmost depth and certainty.
As we have before had occasion to remark, the distance between Oakley's shop and the residence of the friends of Arabella was but short, so that, at the speed which the excited feelings of the fond father induced him to adopt, he soon stood upon the threshold of the residence, beneath the roof of which he hoped, notwithstanding the news so confidently brought by Lupin, to find his much-loved, idolized child.
As we mentioned before, the distance between Oakley's shop and the home of Arabella's friends was quite short. Therefore, with the speed driven by the eager emotions of the loving father, he quickly found himself at the doorstep of the house, where he hoped to find his beloved, cherished child, despite the news that Lupin had brought so confidently.
"You shall see," he said to Lupin, catching his breath as he spoke; "you shall see how very wrong you are."
"You'll see," he said to Lupin, catching his breath as he spoke; "you'll see how wrong you are."
"Humph!" said Lupin.
"Humph!" Lupin said.
"You shall see," continued poor Oakley, still dallying with the knocker; "you shall see what an error you have made, and how impossible it is that my child—my good and kind Johanna—could be the person you saw in Fleet-street."
"You'll see," continued poor Oakley, still hesitating with the knocker; "you'll see what a mistake you've made, and how impossible it is that my child—my good and kind Johanna—could be the person you saw in Fleet Street."
"Ah!" said Lupin.
"Wow!" said Lupin.
Mr. Oakley knocked at the door, and, as one of the family had seen him through the blinds of the parlour-window, he was at once admitted, and kindly received by those who knew him and his worth well. He asked, in an odd gasping manner, that Mr. Lupin might have permission to come in, which was readily granted; and with a solemn air, shaking his head at the vanities he saw in the shape of some profane statuary in the hall, the preacher followed Oakley to the dining-room.
Mr. Oakley knocked on the door, and since one of the family had seen him through the blinds of the living room window, he was immediately let in and warmly welcomed by those who appreciated him and his value. He asked, in a strange gasping way, if Mr. Lupin could come in, which was quickly approved; and with a serious look, shaking his head at the troubling decorations he noticed in the form of some inappropriate statues in the hallway, the preacher followed Oakley to the dining room.
It was an aunt of Arabella's to whom they were introduced, and, with a smile, she said—
It was an aunt of Arabella's they were introduced to, and with a smile, she said—
"Really, Mr. Oakley, a visit from you is such a rarity that we ought not to know how to make enough of you when you do come. Why, it must have been Christmas twelvemonths since you were last beneath this roof. Don't you remember when your dear, good, pretty Johanna won all hearts?"
"Honestly, Mr. Oakley, it’s so rare for you to visit that we hardly know how to make the most of your time when you do come. It must have been over a year since you were last here. Don’t you remember when your lovely, kind, beautiful Johanna captured everyone’s hearts?"
"Yes, yes," said Oakley, glancing triumphantly at Lupin. "My dear child, whom all the world loves—God bless her!—She is pure, and good, and faultless as an angel."
"Yes, yes," said Oakley, looking triumphantly at Lupin. "My dear child, whom everyone loves—God bless her!—She is pure, good, and flawless like an angel."
"That, Mr. Oakley," said the lady, "I believe she is. We are as fond of her here, and always as glad to see her, as though she belonged to us. Indeed, we quite envy you such a treasure as she is."
"That, Mr. Oakley," the lady said, "I believe she is. We are just as fond of her here and always happy to see her, as if she were one of us. In fact, we really envy you for having such a treasure."
Tears gushed into the grateful father's eyes, as he heard his child—his own Johanna—she who reigned all alone in his heart, and yet filled it so completely—so spoken of. How glad he was that there was some one besides himself present to hear all that, although that one was an enemy! With what a triumphant glance he looked around him.
Tears streamed down the grateful father's face as he heard his child—his own Johanna—who ruled alone in his heart, yet filled it completely—being talked about. He was so happy that there was someone besides him there to hear all of that, even if that person was an enemy! With a triumphant glance, he looked around him.
"Humph!" said Lupin.
"Ugh!" said Lupin.
That humph recalled Oakley to the business of his visit, and yet how hot and parched his lips got, when he would have framed the all-important question, "Is my child here?"—and how he shook, and gasped for breath a moment before he could speak.
That humph brought Oakley back to the reason for his visit, and yet how hot and dry his lips became when he tried to ask the crucial question, "Is my child here?"—and how he trembled and gasped for breath for a moment before he could speak.
At length, he found courage—not to ask if Johanna was there. No—no. He felt that he dared not doubt that. It would have been madness to doubt it, sheer insanity. So he put the question indirectly, and he contrived to say—
At last, he found the courage—not to ask if Johanna was there. No—no. He felt he couldn’t even question that. It would have been crazy to doubt it, pure insanity. So he asked the question indirectly, and he managed to say—
"I hope the two girls are quite well, quite—quite—well."
"I hope the two girls are doing really well, really—really—well."
"Two girls!" said the aunt. "Two girls!"
"Two girls!" the aunt exclaimed. "Two girls!"
"Yes," gasped Oakley. "Johanna and Arabella, you know—your Arabella, and my Johanna—my child."
"Yes," gasped Oakley. "Johanna and Arabella, you know—your Arabella and my Johanna—my daughter."
"You ought to know, Mr. Oakley, considering that they are at your house, you know. I hope that neither of them have been at all indisposed? Surely that is not the case, and this is not your strange way of breaking it to us, Mr. Oakley?"
"You should know, Mr. Oakley, since they’re at your place, you know. I hope neither of them has been unwell at all? That can’t be the case, and this isn’t your unusual way of telling us, is it, Mr. Oakley?"
The bereaved father—yes, at that moment he felt that he was a bereaved father—clutched the arms of the chair upon which he sat, and his face turned of a ghastly paleness. He made an inarticulate effort to speak, but could only produce a strange gurgling noise.
The grieving father—yes, in that moment he truly felt like a grieving father—gripped the arms of the chair he was sitting in, and his face turned a sickly pale. He tried to speak but could only make a strange gurgling sound.
"Gracious Heavens! he is ill," cried Arabella's aunt.
"Goodness! He's sick," exclaimed Arabella's aunt.
"No, madam," said Lupin. "He is only convinced."
"No, ma'am," said Lupin. "He’s just convinced."
"Convinced of what?"
"Convinced of what exactly?"
"Of what he himself will tell you, madam."
"Of what he will tell you himself, ma'am."
"Help! help!" cried Oakley. "Help! My child—my Johanna—my beautiful child. Mercy—help. Give her to my arms again. Oh, no—no—no, she could not leave me thus. It is false—it is some desperate juggle! My child—my child, come once again to these arms.—God—God help me!"
"Help! Help!" shouted Oakley. "Help! My child—my Johanna—my precious child. Please—help. Bring her back to me. Oh, no—no—no, she can't be gone like this. It's a lie—it’s some cruel trick! My child—my child, come back into my arms.—God—please help me!"
Arabella's aunt rose in the greatest alarm, and rung the bell so sharply, that it brought everybody that was in the house to that room, and Mr. Lupin, when he saw what a congregation there was, rose up and said in a snuffling voice—
Arabella's aunt jumped up in a panic and rang the bell so loudly that everyone in the house rushed to that room. When Mr. Lupin saw how many people had gathered, he stood up and said in a sniffly voice—
"Is there any objection to a prayer?"
"Is there any objection to a prayer?"
"The greatest at present, sir," said Arabella's aunt. "Sir, there is a time for all things. The state of poor Mr. Oakley, now claims all our care. If you are his friend—"
"The most important thing right now, sir," said Arabella's aunt. "Sir, there's a time for everything. Poor Mr. Oakley's situation needs all our attention right now. If you’re his friend—"
At these words, Oakley appeared to shake off much of the prostrating effects of the first dreadful conviction, that what Lupin had told him was true, and he said—
At these words, Oakley seemed to shake off a lot of the overwhelming impact of the first terrible realization that what Lupin had told him was true, and he said—
"No—no, he is no friend—he is a bitter enemy. The enemy of my peace, and of my dear child. I am calmer now, and I demand—I implore, that that man be made to leave this house."
"No—no, he’s not a friend—he’s a bitter enemy. He’s the enemy of my peace and my dear child. I’m calmer now, and I demand—I plead, that man be forced to leave this house."
"Brother Oakley," said Lupin, "you brought me here."
"Brother Oakley," Lupin said, "you brought me here."
"And I now command you hence. Begone, villain, begone; go and exult over the heart-broken father's grief; go and tell the tale where you will. You cannot move me now—go—go—go."
"And I now command you to leave. Get lost, you villain; go and gloat over the heartbroken father's grief; go and spread your story wherever you want. You can't sway me now—go—go—go."
"Truly I will go presently, but first of all, I say to you, brother Oakley, hardened sinner as you are, repent. Down upon your knees all of you, and join me in prayer, that the unbelievers may roll upon billows of burning brimstone, and that—"
"Honestly, I'll go right away, but first of all, I want to say to you, brother Oakley, hardened sinner that you are, repent. Everyone, get down on your knees and join me in prayer, so that the non-believers may be tossed on waves of burning brimstone, and that—"
"Come," said a man, who happened to be in the house upon some domestic errand, "Mrs. Wilmot says you are to go, and go you shall. Come, be off—I know who you are. You are the rascal that married the widow in Moorfields, but who, they say, has another wife in Liverpool. If you don't go, I shall give you in charge for bigamy, and the widow says she will spend her last penny in prosecuting you."
"Come on," said a man, who was in the house for some home-related task, "Mrs. Wilmot says you need to leave, and you will. Now, get going—I know who you are. You're the jerk who married the widow in Moorfields, but I've heard you have another wife in Liverpool. If you don't leave, I’ll report you for bigamy, and the widow says she’ll spend her last penny to make sure you’re prosecuted."

Mr. Lupin Unmasked.
Mr. Lupin Revealed.
To meet any one half so well informed about his affairs, would have been a terrible blow to Mr. Lupin; but when he found that this man, who was a kind of jobbing cabinet-maker, knew so much, his great goggle eyes opened to an alarming width, and he made a movement towards the door. Still, he did not like to go without saying something.
To meet someone half as knowledgeable about his business would have been a major shock to Mr. Lupin; but when he realized that this guy, who was basically a freelance cabinet-maker, knew so much, his huge goggle eyes widened in alarm, and he started to move towards the door. Still, he didn’t want to leave without saying something.
"Flee, ye wretches," he said, "from the wrath to come! You will all go into the bottomless pit, you will, and I shall rejoice at it; and sing many songs of joy over you. Scoffers and mockers, I leave you all to your fate. The devil will have you all, and that is a great comfort and gratification to the elect and to the saints."
"Run, you miserable people," he said, "from the coming wrath! You’re all heading for the bottomless pit, you are, and I will take pleasure in it; and sing many joyful songs about you. Mockers and haters, I leave you to your own fate. The devil will take you all, and that brings great comfort and satisfaction to the chosen ones and the saints."
With this, Mr. Lupin made a precipitate retreat, having achieved about as little in the way of satisfying his curiosity as could very well be conceived.
With that, Mr. Lupin quickly backed away, having satisfied his curiosity as little as possible.
It was a relief—a great relief to Mr. Oakley to be rid of such a witness to his feelings as Lupin; and when he had fairly gone, and the outer door was closed upon him, the spectacle-maker, with clasped hands, and countenance expressive of the greatest possible amount of mental agony, spoke—
It was such a relief—an enormous relief to Mr. Oakley to be free from a witness to his emotions like Lupin; and once he had truly left, and the outer door was shut behind him, the spectacle-maker, with his hands clasped and a face showing the deepest mental anguish, spoke—
"Dismiss all but ourselves, madam," he said. "There's that to say which may be said to you alone, but which it would break my heart to say to many."
"Let’s send everyone else away, madam," he said. "There’s something I need to tell you that I can only share with you, but I wouldn’t be able to say it to anyone else without feeling crushed."
The room was soon clear, and then Oakley continued in a low faltering voice to make those inquiries, each answer to which was so fatal to his peace of mind.
The room was soon empty, and then Oakley continued in a low, hesitant voice to ask those questions, each answer to which was so damaging to his peace of mind.
"Madam," he said, "is not my child—my Johanna—here staying on a visit with Arabella?"
"Ma'am," he said, "isn't my child—my Johanna—here visiting with Arabella?"
"No, no—certainly not."
"No way—definitely not."
This was so frightfully conclusive, that it was some few moments before he could go on; but when he did, he said—
This was so shockingly final that it took him a few moments to continue; but when he did, he said—
"Is Arabella in the house?"
"Is Arabella home?"
"That, Mr. Oakley," replied the aunt, "is a question I cannot answer you at the moment; but rest and compose yourself for a few moments, and I will ascertain myself if she be in or out, and if the latter, when she was last seen."
"That, Mr. Oakley," replied the aunt, "is a question I can’t answer right now; but take a moment to rest and collect yourself, and I will find out if she’s in or out, and if she’s out, when she was last seen."
"I am much beholden to you, madam. I am a poor old man, much broken in spirit, and with but one strong tie to bind me to a world which has nearly done with me. That tie is the love of my dear child, Johanna. Alas! if that be broken, I am all adrift, and at the mercy of the winds and waves of evil fortune; and the sooner I close my eyes in the long sleep of death, the better for me and all who feel for me."
"I am very grateful to you, madam. I am a poor old man, worn down in spirit, and I have only one strong connection to a world that has almost forgotten me. That connection is the love for my dear child, Johanna. Unfortunately, if that bond is broken, I will be completely lost, at the mercy of the storms and troubles of bad luck; and the sooner I close my eyes in the long sleep of death, the better it will be for me and for everyone who cares about me."
"Nay, Mr. Oakley, I look upon it as a thing almost criminal to despair. There is one maxim which I have learnt in my experience of life, and which I am sure you must have had abundant opportunities of learning likewise. It is, 'Never to trust to appearances.'"
"No, Mr. Oakley, I see it as almost criminal to give in to despair. There's one rule I've learned from my life experiences, and I'm sure you've had plenty of chances to learn it too. It's this: 'Never trust appearances.'"
The old man looked at her with a saddened aspect. It was quite evident his feelings had been too strongly acted upon to make any philosophy available to him; and when she left the room to make the inquiries concerning Arabella, he wrung his hands, and wept.
The old man watched her with a sorrowful expression. It was clear that his emotions had overwhelmed him, making any kind of reasoning impossible; and when she left the room to ask about Arabella, he clasped his hands and cried.
"Yes," he said, "yes, I am indeed alone now—a wreck—a straw upon the ocean of society. The sooner I drift in the grave now, the better for me, and all who pity the old man. Oh, Johanna—Johanna. My child—my beautiful, why did you not wait until I was dead before you left me? Then I should have slept calmly, and known nothing; but now my days and nights will be dreams of horror."
"Yes," he said, "yes, I’m really alone now—a mess—a nothing in the vast ocean of society. The sooner I drift into the grave, the better it will be for me and for everyone who feels sorry for the old man. Oh, Johanna—Johanna. My child—my beautiful one, why didn’t you wait until I was dead before you left me? Then I could have slept peacefully and known nothing; but now my days and nights will be filled with nightmares."
The door opened and the aunt re-appeared.
The door opened and the aunt came back.
"Arabella is not within," she said, "and has not been seen for some hours now. When last seen her manner was evidently perturbed. But now, Mr. Oakley, sit down by me and tell me as clearly and as distinctly, all you know and all you fear. There are few evils in this world but there are some remedies for, and you shall have my true and calm opinion if you will tell me all."
"Arabella isn't here," she said, "and hasn't been seen for a few hours. The last time she was seen, she seemed really upset. But now, Mr. Oakley, sit with me and tell me everything you know and everything you're worried about, as clearly and as openly as you can. There are hardly any problems in this world that don’t have some solutions, and I’ll give you my honest and clear opinion if you share everything with me."
It is something astonishing, and yet one of the most ordinary of mental phenomena, to note what a power a cool and clear intellect will exert over one that is distracted and full of woe and clamorous grief. Mr. Oakley did sit down by the side of Arabella's aunt, and he told her all that happened the girl of which, of course, was the real or supposed appearance of Johanna in Fleet Street, in male attire. The collateral circumstances, such as the hurried and half frantic farewell of him in the shop by Johanna, and the misrepresentation by Arabella, that she (Johanna) was going to stop there, evidently made a deep impression upon the aunt. Her countenance changed visibly, as she said faintly—
It’s surprising, yet one of the most common mental experiences, to see how much control a calm and clear mind can have over someone who is distracted and overwhelmed with sorrow and loud grief. Mr. Oakley sat down next to Arabella's aunt and told her everything that had happened regarding the girl, which was, of course, the real or supposed sighting of Johanna dressed as a man in Fleet Street. The related details, like Johanna’s rushed and somewhat frantic goodbye to him in the shop and Arabella’s misleading statement that Johanna was going to stay there, clearly had a strong impact on the aunt. Her expression changed noticeably as she said weakly—
"God help us all."
"Help us all, God."
"Lost! lost," cried Oakley. "Yes, you—even you, hopeful as you were, and hopeful as you would fain have made me—even you, now that you know all, feel that she is lost. God, indeed, only can help me now."
"Lost! Lost," shouted Oakley. "Yes, you—even you, as hopeful as you were, and as hopeful as you tried to make me—even you, now that you know everything, feel that she is lost. Only God can help me now."
"No, Mr. Oakley," said the aunt, rallying, "I will not yet trust to appearances, although I own that they are bad. I will come to no conclusion until I have seen Arabella, and got the truth from her. It is quite clear that there is some secret between the two young creatures. It is quite clear that there is something going on that we know nothing of, and to speculate upon which may only involve us in an inextricable labyrinth of conjectures. I say, there is some secret, but it may not be a guilty one."
"No, Mr. Oakley," said the aunt, gathering herself, "I won't rely on appearances just yet, even though I have to admit they don't look good. I won’t come to any conclusions until I've spoken to Arabella and heard the truth from her. It's obvious that there's some kind of secret between these two young people. It's clear that something is happening that we aren’t aware of, and speculating about it could just lead us into a confusing mess of guesses. I believe there’s a secret, but it might not be a bad one."
"Not—not guilty?"
"Not—not guilty?"
"No, Mr. Oakley, there are many degrees of indiscretion to pass through ere the gulf of guilt is reached at last. I have faith in Arabella—I have faith in Johanna; and even now, admitting for a moment the truth of what that man whom you brought with you here, reports, Johanna may only have to be blamed for folly."
"No, Mr. Oakley, there are many levels of indiscretion to go through before we reach the final point of guilt. I believe in Arabella—I believe in Johanna; and even now, if we temporarily accept what that man you brought with you says, Johanna may only deserve blame for a lack of judgment."
"Do—do you think he did so see her?"
"Do you think he really saw her?"
"I doubt it much."
"I doubt that a lot."
"Mother," said a lad of fifteen, coming hastily into the room. "Mother I—"
"Mom," said a fifteen-year-old boy, rushing into the room. "Mom, I—"
He paused upon seeing Mr. Oakley there, and stammered out some apology—
He stopped when he saw Mr. Oakley there and awkwardly mumbled an apology—
"He had only come to tell his mother that a whole suit of his clothes were missing from his room and that he could find them nowhere, and he could not make it out; and one of his hats was gone too, and a pair of shoes, and—"
"He just came to tell his mom that a whole suit of his clothes was missing from his room and that he couldn't find them anywhere; he couldn't figure it out. Also, one of his hats was gone, and a pair of shoes, and—"
Old Oakley fell back in his chair with a groan.
Old Oakley slumped back in his chair with a groan.
"She has them," he said. "She has them. My child, whom I shall never see again, has them."
"She has them," he said. "She has them. My child, whom I'll never see again, has them."
CHAPTER XC.
MORNING IN FLEET STREET AGAIN.
Another day has dawned upon the great city—another sun has risen upon the iniquities of hosts of men, but upon no amount of cold-blooded, hardened, pitiless criminality that could come near to that of Sweeney Todd. No, he certainly held the position of being in London, then, the worst of the worst.
Another day has started in the great city—another sun has risen over the wrongdoings of countless people, but none of the cold-blooded, hardened, merciless crimes could compare to those of Sweeney Todd. No, he definitely held the title of being the worst of the worst in London.
But who shall take upon himself now to say that in this pest-ridden, loyalty-mad, abuse-loving city of London, there are not some who are more than even Sweeney Todd's equals? Who shall say that hidden scenes of guilt and horror are not transacting all around us, that would, in their black iniquity, far transcend anything that Sweeney Todd has done or dreamt of doing? Let the imagination run riot in its fanciful conjectures of what human nature is capable of, and in London there shall be found those who will reduce to practice the worst frenzied deeds that can be conceived.
But who can now say that in this disease-ridden, loyalty-crazed, abuse-loving city of London, there aren’t some who are even more dangerous than Sweeney Todd? Who can claim that hidden acts of guilt and horror aren’t happening all around us, that would, in their wickedness, far surpass anything Sweeney Todd has done or even imagined? Let the imagination run wild with its fanciful ideas of what human nature is capable of, and in London, there will be those who will carry out the worst frenzied acts that can be imagined.
Yes, the dawn of another day had come, and Todd had made all his preparations. Nothing was wanting, but the match that was to set Fleet Street, he fondly hoped, in a blaze. His own house, he felt quite certain, could not escape. It would be a charred mass long before any effectual means could be procured to check the devastation of the flames, and then as the good ship spread its swelling sails to the wind to bear him to another shore, he should be lighted upon his way by the glare of the great fire in Fleet Street, that no one would be able to guess the origin of.
Yes, another day had arrived, and Todd had made all his preparations. Everything was ready except for the match that he hoped would set Fleet Street on fire. He was sure his own house wouldn’t escape the destruction. It would be reduced to a charred pile before anyone could do anything effective to stop the flames. And then, as the ship unfurled its sails to take him to another place, he would be guided on his journey by the glow of the massive fire in Fleet Street, the source of which no one would be able to determine.
So he told himself.
So he reminded himself.
Short-sighted mortals that we are! How little Todd, with all his cleverness—all his far-seeing thrift and fancy—dreamt of the volcano upon which he stood. How little he for one moment imagined it was possible that the sword of justice hung over him by so slender a thread. How he would have glared at any one who might have told him that he only moved about by sufferance; and yet such was the fact.
Short-sighted humans that we are! How little Todd, with all his cleverness—all his careful planning and imagination—realized the danger he was in. He never for a moment thought it was possible that the sword of justice was hanging over him by such a thin thread. He would have reacted angrily at anyone who suggested he was only able to move around by the grace of others; and yet that was the truth.
Sir Richard Blunt could put his hand upon him at any moment, and say, "Todd, you are my prisoner. To Newgate—to Newgate, from whence only you will emerge to your trial, and to the scaffold!"
Sir Richard Blunt could grab him at any moment and say, "Todd, you’re my prisoner. To Newgate—to Newgate, from where you’ll only come out for your trial and the scaffold!"
No, Todd, good easy soul, had not the slightest idea of his real position upon that morning.
No, Todd, a good and easygoing guy, had no clue about his real situation that morning.
He waited rather impatiently for the arrival of Johanna to take down the shutters, and she urged upon Sir Richard Blunt and her friends at the fruiterer's, the propriety of her going and doing that morning piece of work; but they would not hear of it. She at length used an argument which made Sir Richard adopt another course than keeping her at the fruiterer's until Todd should get out of all patience and open his shop himself.
He waited somewhat impatiently for Johanna to arrive and take down the shutters, and she pressed Sir Richard Blunt and her friends at the fruit shop about the importance of her going to do that task that morning; but they refused to consider it. Finally, she used an argument that convinced Sir Richard to choose a different approach instead of keeping her at the fruit shop until Todd lost all patience and opened his shop himself.
"It is possible," she said, "that I may be subjected to ill-usage if I am not there; and then being compelled to call for aid as I might, you would feel that you were forced to take Todd into custody before the time at which you have resolved so to do."
"It’s possible," she said, "that I could face mistreatment if I'm not there; and if I have to call for help, you would feel like you had to take Todd into custody sooner than you planned."
"That is true," said Sir Richard; and then, after some little consideration, he added, "I have a plan that will save you both ways. You shall be in time, and yet you shall not take down Todd's shutters."
"That's true," Sir Richard said; and then, after a moment of thought, he added, "I have a plan that will save you both ways. You'll be on time, and you won't have to take down Todd's shutters."
They could none of them conceive at the moment how Sir Richard intended to manage this; but they quickly saw that it was easy enough. Opening just a little way one of the windows of the first floor at the fruiterer's, he blew a whistle that he had suspended round his neck by a small chain. In the course of a few moments, Crotchet walked into the shop.
They couldn't figure out at the moment how Sir Richard planned to handle this, but they quickly realized it was quite simple. He opened one of the first-floor windows of the fruit shop just a bit and blew a whistle that he had hanging from his neck by a small chain. In a few moments, Crotchet walked into the shop.
"Governor here?" he said. "I heard him a chirping for me just now—didn't I?"
"Governor here?" he said. "I just heard him calling for me a moment ago—didn't I?"
"Yes, Crotchet," said the fruiterer, who knew him quite well. "Step up-stairs; you will find him there."
"Yes, Crotchet," said the fruit vendor, who knew him very well. "Go upstairs; you'll find him there."
Crotchet was soon in the presence of Sir Richard, and Johanna, and the fruiterer's daughter. He made a rough sort of salute to the whole party, and then remarked again that he had heard the governor a chirping, he rather thought.
Crotchet soon found himself with Sir Richard, Johanna, and the fruiterer's daughter. He gave a kind of awkward salute to everyone, and then mentioned again that he thought he had heard the governor chirping.
"Yes, Crotchet," said Sir Richard, "you're quite right. You know this young lady here?"—indicating Johanna.
"Yes, Crotchet," Sir Richard said, "you're absolutely right. Do you know this young lady?"—gesturing to Johanna.
"Reether!" said Crotchet.
"Reether!" Crotchet exclaimed.
"Well, then, you will seem to be passing Todd's shop when she commences taking down the shutters; and, seeing that they are too heavy for such a mere boy, you good-naturedly take them down for him—you understand? It is the last time that they will be taken down for Todd, I think."
"Well, then, you’ll look like you’re walking past Todd's shop when she starts taking down the shutters; and since they’re too heavy for such a young boy, you kindly help him out—you get it? This will be the last time those shutters are taken down for Todd, I believe."
"All's right," said Crotchet; "I understands—it's as good as done. Lord! what a scrouge there will be at the hanging o' that barber, to be sure, unless he manages to cheat the gallows; and I takes notice in my hexperieace as them 'ere wery bad 'uns seldom does try that 'ere game on, with all their bounce."
"All's good," said Crotchet; "I get it—it's practically done. Wow! the crowd that will gather for the hanging of that barber, for sure, unless he somehow escapes the gallows; and I've noticed in my experience that those really bad ones rarely try that trick, no matter how bold they are."
"Now, Miss Oakley," said Sir Richard Blunt, "I think, then, your time has come; and, as Crotchet will take down the shutters, you may as well go over at once. I think you thoroughly understand what you have to do—and if Todd asks you where you lodged, you had better say that the servants here offered to let you sleep by the kitchen fire, and you accepted the offer—for he may be watching for you now, and see you come out of this house, for all we know to the contrary. And now remember, without any reference to my plans or what I would rather do, if you feel yourself, or fancy you feel yourself in the least danger, take the means I have pointed out to you of summoning aid, and aid will come to you."
"Now, Miss Oakley," said Sir Richard Blunt, "I think it's time for you to go. Since Crotchet is going to take down the shutters, you might as well head over right away. You understand what you need to do, and if Todd asks you where you stayed, it's best to say that the staff here offered you a spot to sleep by the kitchen fire, and you accepted it—he might be watching for you now and could see you leaving this house, for all we know. And remember, regardless of my plans or what I’d prefer, if you feel in any kind of danger, use the methods I’ve told you to call for help, and help will come to you."
"I will," said Johanna.
"I will," Johanna said.
"Heaven speed you, then! This will be the last day, I think, of the career of that bold bad man. I intend to make such an effort to get under his house to-day, as I hope and expect will enable me to come at the grand secret, namely, of how he disposes of his victims so quickly—for that there is some wonderful jugglery in it, I am certain."
"Good luck to you, then! I think today will be the last day of that daring, wicked man's career. I'm planning to make a real effort to get under his house today, and I hope to discover the big secret: how he gets rid of his victims so quickly—I'm sure there's some amazing trick involved."
Johanna took a kind leave of the fruiterer's daughter, who had lavished upon her all those attentions which, in Johanna's position, became so precious from one of her own sex; and then, assuming a careless manner, with her hat put on in a boyish slovenly sort of way, she boldly crossed the road to Sweeney Todd's.
Johanna said a warm goodbye to the fruit seller's daughter, who had showered her with the kind of attention that was especially meaningful for Johanna, given her situation. Then, putting on a casually disheveled hat like a boy, she confidently crossed the street to Sweeney Todd's.
He had been watching through a hole in the upper part of one of the shutters. In a moment all sorts of ugly suspicions took possession of his mind. What could Charley Green, his errand-boy from Oxford, who knew no one, and was unknown to all London, doing at a tradesman's house in Fleet Street at such an hour in the morning? How came he to know the people of that house? How came he to dream of going there?
He had been peeking through a hole in the top part of one of the shutters. Suddenly, a bunch of ugly suspicions filled his mind. What could Charley Green, his delivery boy from Oxford, who didn’t know anyone and was a stranger to all of London, be doing at a shopkeeper's house on Fleet Street at this hour in the morning? How did he even know those people? Why would he think to go there?
Todd was boiling with anger and curiosity when he opened the door and admitted Johanna, a thing that he was unmindful enough to do before she knocked for admission, which alone would have been amply sufficient to point out to her that she had been watched from some peep-hole in the house.
Todd was filled with anger and curiosity when he opened the door and let in Johanna, something he wasn't careful enough to do before she knocked for entry, which alone would have been more than enough to indicate to her that someone had been watching her from some hidden spot in the house.
He stretched out his hand and dragged her in. He controlled his temper sufficiently to enable him to gratify his curiosity. He made quite certain that Charley Green would tell him some story of where he had been, which should not convict the fruiterer. By the light of a miserable candle that Todd had burning in the dark closed shop, he glared at Johanna.
He reached out and pulled her closer. He kept his cool enough to satisfy his curiosity. He was sure that Charley Green would come up with some excuse about where he had been that wouldn’t get the fruit seller in trouble. By the dim light of a sad little candle that Todd had burning in the dark, closed shop, he glared at Johanna.
"Well—well," he said. "A good night's rest, Charley?"
"Well—well," he said. "Did you sleep well last night, Charley?"
"Tolerable, sir!"
"Acceptable, sir!"
"Humph! ha! And did you find a place to sleep at cheaply and decently, my good lad, eh?"
"Humph! Ha! Did you manage to find a place to sleep that’s affordable and decent, my good man, huh?"
"I was very fortunate indeed, sir."
"I was very lucky, sir."
"Oh, you were very fortunate indeed?"
"Oh, you were really lucky, weren't you?"
"Yes, sir. I am, through being country bred I suppose, fond of fruit, so when I left you last night, I bought an apple at a shop opposite."
"Yes, sir. I guess it's because I grew up in the countryside, but I really like fruit. So when I left you last night, I bought an apple at a shop across the street."
"Oh, at Mr. a—a—"
"Oh, at Mr. a—a—"
"I don't know the name, sir," said Johanna, "but I can run out and ascertain, I dare say."
"I don't know the name, sir," Johanna said, "but I can go out and find out, I suppose."
Todd gave a low sort of growl. He did not know if he were being foiled by innocence or by art. With an impatient gesture, he added—
Todd let out a low growl. He wasn't sure if he was being outsmarted by innocence or by skill. With an impatient gesture, he added—
"Never mind the apples, I wish to know where you slept, Charley, that I may judge if it was a proper place, there are so many wicked people in London."
"Forget about the apples, I want to know where you slept, Charley, so I can decide if it was a decent place; there are so many bad people in London."
"Are there, sir?"
"Are there, sir?"
"Bah! Go on. Where did you sleep?"
"Ugh! Come on. Where did you sleep?"
"Well, sir, as there was a kind tempered-looking servant in the fruiterer's shop, I thought she might be able to tell me of some place where I could lodge, and when she had heard my story—"
"Well, sir, since there was a friendly-looking servant in the fruit shop, I thought she might be able to tell me where I could find a place to stay, and when she heard my story—"
"Story—story? What story?"
"Story—what story?"
"How destitute I was, sir, and how kind you had been to employ me without a character, and how happy and contented I was in your service, sir. So when she had heard all that, she said, 'It is too late for you to go lodging-hunting to-night. There is an old bench in our kitchen, and if you like you may sleep on that.'"
"How broke I was, sir, and how generous you were to give me a job without any references, and how happy and satisfied I felt working for you, sir. So when she heard everything, she said, 'It’s too late for you to search for a place to stay tonight. There’s an old bench in our kitchen, and if you want, you can sleep on that.'"
Todd gave a growl.
Todd growled.
"And so you slept there?"
"So you slept there?"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
He paced the shop for some few moments in deep thought, knitting his brows and trying to make something out of what he had heard, contrary to what it seemed; but Johanna's story was too straightforward and simple for him to find any flaw in it, and after a few moments he felt compelled to admit to himself that it must be the truth. Turning to her with something of the amount of amiability one might expect from a bear, he said—
He walked around the shop for a few moments, deep in thought, furrowing his brow and trying to make sense of what he had heard, even though it didn't seem right; but Johanna's story was so straightforward and simple that he couldn't find any flaw in it, and after a bit, he had to admit to himself that it must be the truth. Turning to her with a level of friendliness you might expect from a bear, he said—
"Open the shop!"
"Open the store!"
"Yes, sir, directly."
"Yes, sir, right away."
Johanna propped the door wide open, and then having, by the dim light of the miserable candle, found a screw which fastened a bar across the shutters, she speedily released it, and then went into the street. At that moment Crotchet came along, whistling in so thoroughly careless a manner, that even Johanna thought he had forgotten his instructions and was about to pass the shop. She had her hand upon the bar when he stopped, saying, in an off-handed manner—
Johanna swung the door wide open, and then, using the dim light of the sad little candle, found a screw that held a bar across the shutters. She quickly unscrewed it and stepped outside. Just then, Crotchet walked by, whistling so casually that even Johanna thought he had forgotten his instructions and was about to walk past the shop. She had her hand on the bar when he stopped and said in a laid-back tone—
"Why little 'un, them 'ere shutters is too much for you, I'll give you a helping hand. Lor bless you, don't say anything about it. It ain't no sort o' trouble to me my little chap. Here goes."
"Why, little one, those shutters are too heavy for you. Let me give you a hand. Oh, don’t mention it. It's no trouble at all for me, my little friend. Here we go."
Mr. Crotchet began opening Todd's shop with such a fury and a vengeance, that the clatter and the speed with which the operation was being accomplished, brought Todd out of the parlour to see what on earth Charley was about. When he saw Crotchet coming in with three shutters in his arms at once, he could scarcely believe his eyes, and he roared out—
Mr. Crotchet started opening Todd's shop with such intensity and purpose that the noise and speed of what he was doing made Todd rush out of the parlor to see what Charley was up to. When he saw Crotchet coming in with three shutters in his arms at the same time, he could hardly believe his eyes, and he shouted—
"What's this? Who are you?"
"What's this? Who are you?"
"Easy—easy," said Crotchet. "Don't get in the way old gentleman. Easy. There now!"
"Easy—easy," said Crotchet. "Don't get in the way, old man. Easy. There you go!"
Crotchet managed to give Todd such a rap on the side of the head with the shutters, that a thousand lights danced in his eyes, and he writhed with pain.
Crotchet managed to hit Todd so hard on the side of the head with the shutters that a thousand lights flashed in his eyes, and he writhed in pain.
"Well, I never," said Crotchet, "I hope I haven't hurt you, old man? You see I was a passing, and seed as these here shutters was rather a bit top-heavy for your little son here, and I thought I'd give him a helping hand. To be sure he didn't want me to, but you see I would, and perhaps as your old head is getting better, you wouldn't mind a pint of beer, old gentleman?"
"Well, I can't believe it," said Crotchet, "I hope I didn't hurt you, man. You see, I was just passing by, and those shutters were a bit too heavy for your little boy here, so I thought I’d lend him a hand. Of course, he didn’t ask for my help, but I wanted to. And since you’re feeling a bit better, how about treating yourself to a pint of beer, my friend?"
"You atrocious villain," yelled Todd, "I'll cut your throat. I'll polish you off. I'll—I'll—would you like to be shaved?"
"You awful villain," shouted Todd, "I'll cut your throat. I'll finish you off. I'll—I'll—do you want to be shaved?"
"I've had a scrape already," said Crotchet, "and if you won't stand the beer, why you won't, and there's no bones broke arter all. Good morning, old Grampus. Good morning my little chap, I wishes you good luck; and if I am passing again, I don't mind lending you a helping hand, though the governor is about one o' the ugliest, nastiest tempered brutes, I ever came near in all my life."
"I’ve already had a run-in," said Crotchet, "and if you can’t handle the drinks, then fine, it’s all good, and I’m not injured anyway. Good morning, old Grampus. Good morning, little buddy, I wish you good luck; and if I pass by again, I wouldn’t mind giving you a hand, even though the boss is one of the ugliest, nastiest-tempered guys I’ve ever met in my life."
Crotchet went away whistling with great composure.
Crotchet walked away whistling.
CHAPTER XCI.
MR. TODD'S FIRST CUSTOMERS.
Todd seized Johanna by the arm, and dragged her into the shop. He locked the door, and then confronting her, he said—
Todd grabbed Johanna by the arm and pulled her into the shop. He locked the door and then, facing her, said—
"How kind it was of your friend, to take down the shutters for you, Charley Green."
"How nice of your friend to take down the shutters for you, Charley Green."
"My friend, sir?"
"My buddy, sir?"
"Yes, your friend who declined being shaved, you know, because you told him last night that he had better go to some other shop."
"Yes, your friend who refused to get shaved, you know, because you told him last night that he should go to another shop."
"Really, sir," said Johanna, "I don't know what you mean."
"Honestly, sir," said Johanna, "I don't understand what you're talking about."
"Come, come, Charley, confess that you do know some one in London, as well as you know me. Confess, now, that people are so fond of interfering in other folk's affairs, that you have been set on to watch me. I shall not be at all angry, indeed, I shall not, I assure you. Not the least; only tell me the truth. That is all I ask of you, my boy, and you will find that it is no bad thing to make a friend of Sweeney Todd."
"Come on, Charley, admit that you know someone in London just as well as you know me. Just confess that people are so eager to meddle in other people's business that someone has been told to keep an eye on me. I won't be angry at all, I promise you. Not in the slightest; just tell me the truth. That's all I ask of you, my friend, and you'll see that it's not a bad idea to befriend Sweeney Todd."
"If I had, sir, anything to confess," replied Johanna, "except that at times I do feel that I wish I had not run away from my mother-in-law at Oxford, I should soon tell it all to you."
"If I had anything to confess, sir," Johanna replied, "other than the fact that sometimes I wish I hadn't run away from my mother-in-law in Oxford, I would tell you everything right away."
"And so that is all, Charley?"
"And that's all, Charley?"
"All at present, sir."
"Everyone is here now, sir."
"What a good lad. What an exemplary lad. Light the shop fire, if you please, Charley. Humph! I am wrong," muttered Todd to himself; "but yet I will cut his throat before I leave to-night. It will be safer and more satisfactory to do so, and besides, he has given me some uneasiness, and I hate him for his quiet gentle ways. I hate everybody. I would cut the throats of all the world if I could. Light the fire quickly, you young hound, will you?"
"What a good kid. What a great kid. Please light the shop fire, Charley. Humph! I’m mistaken," Todd muttered to himself; "but still, I’ll cut his throat before I leave tonight. It’ll be safer and more satisfying to do so, and besides, he’s made me uneasy, and I hate him for his calm, gentle nature. I hate everyone. I’d cut the throats of everyone in the world if I could. Light the fire quickly, you young pup, will you?"
Johanna trembled. She felt that anything but a blow from Todd she could put up with, but in her pocket she kept a jagged piece of flint stone, which would go through the window in a moment; and she felt that through she must throw it, if he only so much as raised his hand against her.
Johanna trembled. She felt that she could handle anything from Todd except for a hit, but in her pocket, she kept a sharp piece of flint that could break the window instantly; and she knew she would throw it if he so much as raised his hand against her.
The fire blazed up, and Todd at that moment had no further excuse for abusing Charley. With a sulky growl, he said—
The fire roared to life, and at that moment, Todd had no more reasons to take his anger out on Charley. With a grumpy growl, he said—
"You can call me out if any one comes," and then he retired to his back parlour, closing and locking the door as usual.
"You can let me know if anyone comes," and then he went back to his room, closing and locking the door as usual.
The morning felt rather raw, and Johanna was glad to warm her hands at the fire in the shop, which soon burnt brightly; but she did not venture upon keeping up a bright blaze for long. Todd's mode of managing the fire, was always to keep a dry turf smouldering upon the top of it, from which ample heat enough was emitted to keep the shaving-pot upon the simmer. She now placed upon the fire one of those turfs, a small pile of which were always ready in the corner of the shop.
The morning felt pretty chilly, and Johanna was happy to warm her hands by the fire in the shop, which quickly burned brightly; but she didn't try to maintain a big blaze for long. Todd's way of managing the fire was always to keep a dry turf smoldering on top, which gave off enough heat to keep the shaving pot simmering. She now placed one of those turfs on the fire, as there was always a small stack ready in the corner of the shop.
She had scarcely done so, when the shop door opened, and a man walked in.
She had barely finished when the shop door opened, and a man walked in.
"Is Mr. Todd in, my little man?" he said.
"Is Mr. Todd here, kid?" he said.
"Yes, sir. Do you wish to see him?" Johanna wished, if it were possible, to discourage visitors, but the man sat down at once in the shaving chair, and placed his hat upon the floor, adding as he did so—
"Yes, sir. Do you want to see him?" Johanna hoped, if it were possible, to fend off visitors, but the man immediately sat down in the shaving chair and set his hat on the floor, adding as he did so—
"Yes, a right down good shave I want. As good as if St. Dunstan himself wanted one."
"Yeah, I want a really good shave. Just as good as if St. Dunstan himself wanted one."
The manner in which the man pronounced the words St. Dunstan was so marked that Johanna felt convinced at once he was a friend, and she felt quite a gush of pleasure at the thought that Sir Richard Blunt had such a continual supervising eye upon her safety.
The way the man said the words St. Dunstan was so distinct that Johanna instantly believed he was a friend, and she felt a warm rush of happiness knowing that Sir Richard Blunt always had her safety in mind.
She felt that she must not look at this man otherwise than as a stranger. She felt that the least word of recognition might be fatal both to him and to her. She knew that Todd had some small orifice through which from his parlour he peeped into the shop, and that his eye was now upon her she did not doubt.
She felt that she shouldn’t view this man as anything other than a stranger. She sensed that even the slightest word of acknowledgment could be dangerous for both him and her. She knew that Todd had a small opening through which he could spy on the shop from his parlor, and she had no doubt that his gaze was fixed on her now.
"I will call Mr. Todd, sir," she said in a moment. "He is close at hand."
"I'll call Mr. Todd, sir," she said after a moment. "He's nearby."
"Thank you," replied the man. "I sit here as comfortable as St. Dunstan."
"Thank you," the man replied. "I'm sitting here as comfortably as St. Dunstan."
"Yes," said Johanna, as she heard the watch-word of safety and friendship once more uttered by that man who was in truth one of Sir Richard's most confidential and trustworthy officers.
"Yes," said Johanna, as she heard the code word for safety and friendship spoken again by that man who was, in fact, one of Sir Richard's most trusted and reliable officers.
She at once now proceeded to the door of the parlour, and tapped at it until Todd opened it, and popped his head out with a grim smile.
She immediately went to the parlor door and knocked until Todd opened it, peeking out with a grim smile.
"Oh, Charley my dear," he said, "does a gentleman want me?"
"Oh, Charley my dear," he said, "does a gentleman need me?"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"A-hem! Good morning, sir," added Todd, as he advanced, tying on his apron. "A shave, I presume, sir? A close shave, sir? I do think of all the luxuries in life, sir, a good close shave—what I call a regular polish off, sir—is one of the greatest in a small way. Charley, ain't it near breakfast time, my good lad?"
"Ahem! Good morning, sir," Todd said as he stepped forward, tying on his apron. "A shave, I guess, sir? A close shave, sir? I really think that out of all the little luxuries in life, a good close shave—what I like to call a proper polish—is one of the best in a simple way. Charley, isn’t it almost breakfast time, my good friend?"
"Yes, sir," said Johanna. "I daresay it is."
"Yes, sir," Johanna said. "I suppose it is."
"Very good. The hot-water. Thank you my dear—you will take two pence from the till, Charley, and get yourself somewhere about the market a—Well now?"
"Great. The hot water. Thanks, my dear—you’ll take two pence from the till, Charley, and get yourself something from around the market a—Well now?"
A thin man in a cloak made his appearance at the door of the shop, and taking off his hat, made a bow, as he said—
A thin man in a cloak showed up at the shop door, took off his hat, and bowed as he said—
"I believe I have the pleasure of speaking to the pious Mr. Todd?"
"I believe I'm speaking with the devout Mr. Todd?"
"My name is Todd, sir. What is it?"
"My name is Todd, sir. What is yours?"
"I am truly delighted," said the tall thin man sitting down upon the nearest seat, and placing his hat upon his knees. "I am truly delighted to see you. Pray go on shaving that gentleman, as I shall be some time."
"I’m really glad to see you," said the tall, thin man as he sat down on the nearest seat and placed his hat on his knees. "Please continue shaving that gentleman; I’ll be here for a while."
"Some time about what?" almost screamed Todd.
"Some time about what?" Todd almost screamed.
"Finding the tract, from which I purpose reading to you a few extracts upon the all-important subject of the election of grace, and the insufficiency of works."
"Finding the pamphlet, from which I intend to read you a few excerpts on the crucial topic of the election of grace and the inadequacy of works."
Todd stropped a razor, and glared at the intruder, who, fitting on his nose with great precision a pair of blue spectacles, began rummaging in his hat.
Todd sharpened a razor and glared at the intruder, who, adjusting a pair of blue glasses on his nose with great precision, started searching through his hat.
"Humph! this is it. No—this is not it. Well, I thought I had it here, and so I have. This is—no. This is an imaginary and highly religious discourse upon saints, and St. Dunstan in particular."
"Humph! This is it. No—this isn't it. Well, I thought I had it here, and I do. This is—no. This is a fictional and very religious discussion about saints, and St. Dunstan in particular."
Johanna knew in a moment that this other man was a friend likewise. He, too, had pronounced the words St. Dunstan in a peculiar manner.
Johanna realized immediately that this other man was also a friend. He had also pronounced the words St. Dunstan in a unique way.
Todd suddenly became quite calm.
Todd suddenly became very calm.
"Sir," he said, "I take it as a very particular favour, indeed, that you should have called here upon such an errand, and I only beg that you will not hurry yourself in the least; I can go on shaving this gentleman, and perhaps when he is gone, you will permit me the honour of operating upon you?"
"Sir," he said, "I really appreciate that you came here for this purpose, and I just ask that you take your time; I can continue shaving this gentleman, and maybe after he leaves, you'll allow me the honor of serving you?"
"With great pleasure," replied the man. "Dear me, where can the tract be? Is this it? No—this is about the pious milkmaid, who always put up a prayer for the milking-pail, to prevent the cow from kicking it over. Dear me, where can it be? Oh, is this it? No—this is the story of the pious barber's boy, who, when he had an opportunity, went over the way and found his father there! Dear me, where can it be?"
"With great pleasure," replied the man. "Oh dear, where could the pamphlet be? Is this it? No—this is about the devoted milkmaid, who always prayed for the milking pail to keep the cow from knocking it over. Oh dear, where can it be? Oh, is this it? No—this is the story of the faithful barber's son, who, when he got the chance, crossed the street and found his dad there! Oh dear, where can it be?"
Johanna started.
Johanna began.
"The barber's boy," she thought, "who went over the way and found his father there? Those words are for me."
"The barber's boy," she thought, "who went across the street and found his dad there? Those words are meant for me."
She was now in quite a fever of anxiety to leave the shop, for she did not doubt but that by some means her father had heard of her position, and she felt that then nothing but the actual sight of her in perfect health and safety would satisfy him. But she dared not show the anxiety she felt. She bent over the fire, and affected to be stirring the turf.
She was now really anxious to leave the shop, because she was sure her father had somehow found out about her situation, and she knew that only seeing her safe and healthy would put him at ease. But she didn’t want to show how worried she was. She leaned over the fire and pretended to be stirring the turf.
"You can go and get your breakfast, Charley," said Todd.
"You can go grab your breakfast, Charley," said Todd.
"Thank you, sir."
"Thanks, sir."
Johanna would not betray any haste, but she shook with agitation as she neared the door; and then she recollected that she had not taken the twopence from the till as she had been told to do, and that the circumstance of not doing so might create suspicion.
Johanna didn't show any rush, but she was trembling with nervousness as she got close to the door; then she remembered that she hadn’t taken the two pence from the register like she was supposed to, and that not doing so could raise suspicion.
She crept back and possessed herself of the pence. Todd watched her with the eyes of a demon.
She quietly moved back and took the coins. Todd watched her with a demonic gaze.
"Are you going, my dear Charley?" he said.
"Are you leaving, my dear Charley?" he said.
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
She left the shop, and then her first impulse would have induced her to hurry over the road to the fruiterer's shop, but her eyes fell upon the figure of Sir Richard Blunt standing in the fruiterer's doorway. He moved his hand signifying that she should go towards the market, and she did so. He quickly followed her.
She left the shop, and her first instinct was to rush across the street to the fruit stand, but then she noticed Sir Richard Blunt standing in the doorway of the shop. He gestured for her to head toward the market, and she obeyed. He quickly followed her.
She did not look behind her, until she was quite in the old Fleet-market; and then, just as she looked round, Sir Richard Blunt touched her arm.
She didn't look behind her until she was well into the old Fleet Market; and then, just as she turned around, Sir Richard Blunt touched her arm.
"You understood my message?" he said.
"You got my message?" he said.
"Yes. My father."
"Yes, my dad."
"Exactly. It is concerning him. It appears that some busy-body, a man I understand named Lupin, has seen you in your present disguise, and informed him of it."
"Exactly. It's about him. It seems that some nosy person, a guy I hear is named Lupin, has seen you in your current disguise and told him about it."
"I know the man. He is one of those saintly hypocrites, who make religion the cloak for their vices."
"I know the guy. He's one of those pious hypocrites who use religion as a cover for their bad habits."
"Yes, there are not a few of them," said Sir Richard. "They revel in vice, and daily try to make the Almighty an accomplice in their offences against society. Well, then, Johanna, this man has tortured your father with an account of your being in this disguise."
"Yes, there are quite a few of them," said Sir Richard. "They indulge in wrongdoing and try to involve the Almighty in their offenses against society every day. Well, Johanna, this man has tormented your father with stories of you being in this disguise."
"It would torture him."
"It would be torturous for him."
"Naturally, without he knew all the reasons for it; but it appears that he went to the house of Miss Wilmot, and after some trouble saw her, when she, finding that he knew quite enough to make him wretched, and not enough to explain your position, frankly told him all, and brought him to me."
"Naturally, he didn’t know all the reasons for it; but it seems that he went to Miss Wilmot’s house, and after some effort, he saw her. She realized that he knew just enough to make him miserable, but not enough to understand your situation, so she honestly told him everything and brought him to me."
"It was the best."
"It was the best ever."
"Most decidedly it was, and I need only say that he is anxiously waiting to see you, at our friend the fruiterer's house; but as it would not do for you to go direct from Todd's door to there, I have intercepted you, you see, to take you by a safer route."
"Definitely, it is, and I just need to mention that he is eagerly waiting to see you at our friend's the fruit vendor's house; but since it wouldn’t be good for you to go straight from Todd's door to there, I have intercepted you to take you on a safer route."
"How good, and kind, and considerate you are to me," said Johanna, as she looked up in the face of the magistrate, while tears started to her eyes. "Without you how miserably I must have failed in this adventure. Todd would no doubt before this have discovered me, and taken my life."
"How good, kind, and considerate you are to me," Johanna said, looking up at the magistrate, tears welling in her eyes. "Without you, I would have completely failed in this adventure. Todd would have undoubtedly found me by now and taken my life."
"Don't say a word about that," replied Sir Richard. "Recollect that after all it was my duty to protect you; and if I have been a little more anxious than usual in the performance of that duty, it is because I admire your heroic constancy and courage, and hope to see you happy yet."
"Don't mention it," Sir Richard replied. "Remember, it was my responsibility to protect you; and if I’ve been a bit more concerned than usual in doing that, it’s because I admire your bravery and strength, and I hope to see you happy one day."
"Alas! the sun of my happiness has set for ever. I can only now pray to Heaven, that it will endow me with patience to bear its decrees with serenity."
"Unfortunately, the light of my happiness has disappeared forever. I can only now pray to Heaven that it will give me the patience to accept its decisions with calm."
"Well," added Sir Richard, "we will say no more upon that subject, just now. Come with me, and I will take you to your father by a safer way than just crossing the road from Todd's shop to the fruiterer's."
"Well," Sir Richard said, "let's not talk about that anymore for now. Come with me, and I'll show you a safer way to get to your dad than just crossing the road from Todd's shop to the fruit store."
He led her down a court in Bridge-street, and thence through a complete labyrinth of passages, some of which still exist at the back of Fleet Street, and some of which have been swept away, until they reached a door in a dingy-looking wall, at which he paused.
He guided her down a path on Bridge Street, and then through a total maze of passages, some of which still remain behind Fleet Street, while others have disappeared, until they arrived at a door in a shabby-looking wall, where he stopped.
"This is the back of the fruiterer's house," he said, "and I dare say some one is waiting for me."
"This is the back of the fruit seller's house," he said, "and I bet someone is waiting for me."
He tapped three times distinctly at the door, and then it was opened immediately by the fruiterer's daughter, who with a smile clasped Johanna in her arms.
He tapped three times clearly on the door, and it was opened right away by the fruit seller's daughter, who smiled and hugged Johanna.
"Welcome," she said. "Welcome once again."
"Welcome," she said. "Welcome back."
"Ah, my dear friend," said Johanna, "I shall learn to bless the circumstances, commencing in affliction as they did, that have brought me acquainted with such kind hearts."
"Ah, my dear friend," said Johanna, "I will learn to appreciate the circumstances, starting with the hardships they brought, that have introduced me to such kind souls."
They all three now crossed a little paved yard, and were soon in the fruiterer's house.
They all three crossed a small paved yard and soon entered the fruit shop.
"Where is my dear father?" said Johanna. "Where is he?"
"Where is my dear dad?" said Johanna. "Where is he?"
"This way," said the young girl, who took so great an interest in the fate of Johanna. "This way, dear. He is in our room up stairs, and will be no less delighted to see you, then you will be delighted to see him."
"This way," said the young girl, who was very invested in Johanna's situation. "This way, dear. He's in our room upstairs and will be just as happy to see you as you will be to see him."
"I am sure of that," said Johanna.
"I’m sure of that," Johanna said.
She ran up the stairs with more speed that the fruiterer's daughter could make, and in another moment was in her father's arms.
She rushed up the stairs faster than the fruit seller's daughter could manage, and in no time was in her father's arms.
CHAPTER XCII.
MR. OAKLEY'S ANXIETIES MUCH DIMINISH.
For some few moments after this meeting, neither Mr. Oakley nor Johanna could speak. At length the old spectacle-maker was just able to say—
For a few moments after this meeting, neither Mr. Oakley nor Johanna could find the words. Eventually, the old spectacle-maker managed to say—
"Great God, I thank thee, that once again I hold my darling to my heart."
"Thank you, God, for allowing me to hold my loved one close to my heart once more."
"Father—father," said Johanna. "Did you think for one moment that I could have left you?"
"Father—father," Johanna said. "Did you really think for a second that I could have left you?"
"No my dear, no; but I was bewildered by all I heard. I was half mad I think until I was told all; and now we will go home, my pretty darling, at once, and we will have no secrets from each other. Dear heart, what a pretty boy you make to be sure. But come—come. I am in an agony until I have you home again."
"No, my dear, no; I was just confused by everything I heard. I think I was half-crazy until I found out everything; and now we’re going home, my sweet darling, right away, and we won’t keep any secrets from each other. My dear, you really are such a cute boy. But come on—let’s go. I’m so anxious to have you home again."
"Father, listen to me."
"Dad, listen to me."
"Yes my child—my darling. Yes."
"Yes, my child—my darling. Yes."
"If it had not been for Sir Richard Blunt I should now have been with the dead, and you and I would never have met again, but in another world, father. I owe him, therefore, you will say, some gratitude."
"If it hadn't been for Sir Richard Blunt, I would be dead now, and you and I would never see each other again, except in another life, father. So, I owe him, as you would say, some gratitude."
"Some gratitude, my darling? We owe him a world of gratitude. Alas, we shall never be able to repay him, but we will pray that he may be as happy as his noble heart deserves, my dear. God bless him!"
"Some gratitude, my love? We owe him so much gratitude. Unfortunately, we’ll never be able to repay him, but we will hope that he finds happiness as much as his great heart deserves, my dear. God bless him!"
"And, father, we will do any little thing he asks of us."
"And, Dad, we will do whatever little thing he asks of us."
"We will fly to obey his commands, my dear, in all things. Night or day, he will only have to speak to us, and what he says shall be our law."
"We will fly to follow his commands, my dear, in everything. Night or day, he just needs to speak to us, and what he says will be our law."
"Then, father, he asks of me, for the cause of public justice, that I should go back to Todd's, and wear this dress for the remainder only of to-day. Can we refuse him?"
"Then, Dad, he asks me, for the sake of public justice, to go back to Todd's and wear this dress for the rest of today. Can we say no to him?"
"Alas! Alas!" said the old man, "more trouble—more anxiety—more danger."
"Ah! Oh no!" said the old man, "more trouble—more worry—more danger."
"No, father. No danger. He will watch over me, and I have faith that Heaven is with me."
"No, dad. No danger. He'll take care of me, and I believe that Heaven is on my side."
"Can I part with you again?"
"Can I say goodbye to you again?"
"Yes, for such an object. Do not, father, say no to me, for you may say, and I will obey you; but with your own free consent, let me go now, and do the bidding of the great and the good man who has saved me to once more rest upon your breast, and kiss your cheek."
"Yes, for something like that. Please, dad, don’t say no to me. You can say whatever you want, and I will listen; but with your own free will, let me go now and follow the wishes of the great and good man who has saved me so I can once again rest on your chest and kiss your cheek."
The old man shook for a moment, and then he said—
The old man trembled for a moment, and then he said—
"Go, go, my child. Go, and take with you my blessing, and the blessing of God, for surely that must be yours; but, oh! be careful. Remember, my darling, that upon your safety hangs my life; for if I were to hear that anything had happened to you, it would kill me. I have nothing now but you in the world to live for."
"Go, go, my child. Take my blessing and God's blessing with you, because you deserve it; but please, be careful. Remember, my darling, that your safety is everything to me; if I were to hear that something happened to you, it would break me. You are all I have left in this world to live for."
"Oh, father, you do not mean to tell me that my mother is no more?"
"Oh, Dad, you can’t be telling me that my mom is gone?"
"No, my dear. No.—Ask me nothing now. You shall know all at another time. Only tell me when I shall see you again."
"No, my dear. No.—Don’t ask me anything right now. You’ll find out everything later. Just let me know when I’ll see you again."
"At sunset," said Sir Richard Blunt, as he stepped into the room at this moment. "At sunset, I hope, Mr. Oakley; and in the meantime be assured of her perfect safety. I offer my life as security for hers, and would not hesitate to sacrifice it for her."
"At sunset," said Sir Richard Blunt as he entered the room just then. "At sunset, I hope, Mr. Oakley; and in the meantime, you can be sure of her complete safety. I offer my life as a guarantee for hers, and I wouldn't think twice about sacrificing it for her."
The manner of the magistrate was such that no one could for one moment doubt that he spoke the genuine sentiments at his heart; and such words, coming from such a quarter, it may be well supposed were calculated to produce a great impression.
The magistrate's demeanor made it clear that he genuinely expressed his true feelings; and given where those words were coming from, it's safe to say they were likely to leave a strong impact.
"I am satisfied," said Mr. Oakley. "I should be more than an unreasonable man if I were not fully convinced now of the safety of Johanna."
"I’m satisfied," said Mr. Oakley. "I would be more than unreasonable if I weren’t completely convinced now of Johanna’s safety."
When she had got her father to say this much, Johanna was anxious to be off, and she signified as much to Sir Richard Blunt, who fully acquiesced in the propriety of the measure, for already her absence had been quite long enough from the shop, and Todd might not be in the best of humours at her return.
When she got her father to agree to this much, Johanna was eager to leave, and she made this clear to Sir Richard Blunt, who completely agreed with the decision. Her time away from the shop had already been too long, and Todd might not be in the best mood when she returned.
After one more embrace, Johanna tore herself from her father's arms, and followed the magistrate from the fruiterer's house, by the same route which had conducted her to it.
After one last hug, Johanna pulled away from her father's embrace and followed the magistrate out of the fruit seller's house, taking the same path that had brought her there.
On their way, he explained to her some little matters of which she was in ignorance, or at least concerning which she could only conjecture.
On their way, he explained to her some small details that she didn’t know, or at least about which she could only guess.
"Both the persons, whom you left in Todd's shop," he said, "belong to my force; and the one only went for the protection of the other, as I, of course, surmised that you would be at once sent out of the way upon some real or mock errand, to give Todd opportunity of committing a murder. My great object is to find out precisely how he does the deed; and the man who came in to be shaved was to make what observations of the place he could during the ceremony, while the other distracted Todd's attention."
"Both the people you left in Todd's shop," he said, "are part of my team; and one of them only went to protect the other because I, of course, figured you would be sent away on some real or fake errand to give Todd the chance to commit a murder. My main goal is to find out exactly how he does it; and the man who came in for a shave was supposed to observe the place as much as possible during the process, while the other kept Todd distracted."
"I understand," said Johanna. "I of course knew that they were friends when they mentioned the watchword of St. Dunstan to me."
"I get it," said Johanna. "I obviously knew they were friends when they mentioned the password of St. Dunstan to me."
"Exactly. I gave them instructions to seize the very first opportunity of letting you hear the watch-word. Are there any large cupboards in the shop?"
"Exactly. I told them to take the first chance to let you hear the password. Are there any big cupboards in the shop?"
"Yes. There is one of great size."
"Yes. There is one that's really big."
"Would it, do you think, hold two men?"
"Do you think it can hold two men?"
"Oh, yes. Perchance you, who are tall, might have to stoop a little; but with that exception as to height, there is most ample space."
"Oh, yes. You, being tall, might have to bend down a bit; but aside from that, there's plenty of room."
"That will do then. I cannot tell you, of course, the exact hour; but be it when it may, the moment Todd leaves the shop to day to go upon any business out of doors, two persons from me will come to hide themselves in that cupboard."
"That works for me. I can't tell you the exact time, of course, but whenever it is, the moment Todd leaves the shop today to handle any business outside, two people from me will come to hide in that cupboard."
"They will use the watch-word?"
"Will they use the password?"
"Yes, certainly; and you will so dispose any movable article in the shop, as to take away any idea that the cupboard had been visited, or in the slightest degree interfered with."
"Yes, definitely; and you'll arrange any movable item in the shop in a way that removes any hint that the cupboard had been touched or even slightly disturbed."
"That I can easily do."
"I can totally do that."
"Well, here we are, then, in Fleet-street again; and mind all this that I have planned has nothing to do with your proceedings to call for assistance, if any special or unforeseen danger should occur to you."
"Well, here we are again in Fleet Street; and keep in mind that everything I’ve planned has nothing to do with your decision to ask for help if you face any specific or unexpected danger."
Johanna, upon this, showed him the jagged stone she had in her pocket, to cast through the window.
Johanna then pulled out the sharp stone she had in her pocket to throw it through the window.
"Yes, that would do," said Sir Richard; "but I would gladly supply you with arms. Do you think you could manage a pistol, if you had one?"
"Yeah, that would work," said Sir Richard; "but I'd be happy to provide you with a gun. Do you think you could handle a pistol if you had one?"
"Yes. I have often looked at some fire-arms that my father had in his shop to sell once, and I have seen them used."
"Yeah. I've often looked at some firearms that my dad had in his shop to sell once, and I've seen them used."
"I am glad of that," continued Sir Richard. "Here are two very small pistols loaded. They may be thoroughly depended upon in a room; but they would not carry any distance, in consequence of the shortness of the barrel. If, however, you should be in any sudden and extreme danger from Todd, anywhere else than in the shop, or there, if you are pushed for time, one of these fired in his face will be tolerably effective. You can keep them both in your pocket."
"I’m glad to hear that," Sir Richard continued. "Here are two small pistols loaded and ready. You can rely on them in a room, but they won’t have much range because of the short barrel. However, if you ever find yourself in sudden and serious danger from Todd, outside the shop, or even inside if you’re in a rush, firing one of these at his face will be pretty effective. You can keep both of them in your pocket."
The magistrate, as he spoke, handed to Johanna a pair of very small, but exquisitely made pistols, encircled with silver mounting, and she carefully concealed them, feeling still more secure from any treachery upon the part of Todd, now that she held his life as much, if not more, in her hands, than he held hers in his.
The magistrate, while speaking, handed Johanna a pair of tiny but beautifully crafted pistols, decorated with silver trim, and she carefully hid them, feeling even safer from any betrayal by Todd, now that she had his life in her hands as much, if not more, than he had hers in his.

Sir Richard Gives Johanna Pistols For Her Protection.
Sir Richard gives Johanna pistols for her protection.
She shook her kind friend warmly by the hand, and then hastened to the barber's shop. As she got near to it, she saw the tall thin man who had so perplexed Todd about the religious tract, come out, and Todd followed him to the door, looking after him with such an expression of deadly malice, that Johanna could not but pause a moment to look at him.
She warmly shook her kind friend's hand and then rushed to the barber's shop. As she got closer, she saw the tall, thin man who had confused Todd about the religious pamphlet coming out, and Todd was following him to the door, watching him with a look of intense hatred that made Johanna stop for a moment to stare at him.
He suddenly turned his eyes towards her, and saw her. He beckoned with his finger, and she entered the shop.
He suddenly turned to look at her and saw her. He waved her over with his finger, and she walked into the shop.
"Well, Charley," he said, with quite an affectation of good humour. "You are a good lad."
"Well, Charley," he said, with a noticeable fake cheerfulness. "You're a good kid."
"I am glad you think so, sir," she replied, seeing that Todd paused for an answer.
"I’m glad you think so, sir," she said, noticing that Todd paused for a response.
"I cannot but think so. I shall have to look over some accounts in the parlour this morning, and if anybody—any female, I mean—comes for me, say I have gone to the city, and that, after that, I said I would call in Bell Yard before I came home. You well remember that, Bell Yard. Be vigilant and discreet, and you shall have the reward that I have all along intended for you, and which you should not miss upon any account."
"I can't help but think that way. I need to review some accounts in the living room this morning, and if anyone—any woman, that is—comes looking for me, tell them I’ve gone to the city, and that I mentioned I would stop by Bell Yard before coming home. You remember Bell Yard well. Stay alert and be careful, and you’ll get the reward I've always meant for you, which you shouldn’t miss out on for any reason."
"I am much beholden to you, sir. But if any one should come to be shaved while you are in the parlour, what shall I say to them?"
"I really appreciate it, sir. But if someone comes in to get shaved while you're in the room, what should I tell them?"
"You can say I have gone to the Temple to dress Mr. Block's new wig, if you like, so that you got rid of them, for I must not be disturbed on any consideration."
"You can say I went to the Temple to style Mr. Block's new wig, if that makes it easier for you to avoid them, because I can't be disturbed for any reason."
"Very well, sir."
"Sure thing, sir."
"Put another turf on the fire, Charley, and make yourself quite comfortable."
"Add another log to the fire, Charley, and get yourself cozy."
What inconsistent amenity this was upon the part of Todd. It seemed as though he had turned over a new leaf completely, and intended to put an end to all suspicions, if he had any, of Charley Green; and after that—after that, Todd still preserved his kind intention of cutting his throat with one of the razors.
What an inconsistent gesture this was from Todd. It seemed like he had completely changed and intended to put an end to any doubts, if he had any, about Charley Green; and after that—after that, Todd still held on to his original plan of cutting his throat with one of the razors.
"The very best thing you can do with people," muttered Todd to himself, as he went into the parlour, "is to cut their throats as soon as they cease to be useful to you, for from that moment, if you do not put them out of the way, they are almost certain to be mischievous to you."
"The best thing you can do with people," Todd muttered to himself as he walked into the living room, "is to get rid of them as soon as they stop being useful to you, because from that moment on, if you don’t take action, they’re likely to cause trouble."
What a pleasant lot of maxims Todd had, and what a beautiful system of moral philosophy his was, to be sure!
What a great collection of maxims Todd had, and what a wonderful system of moral philosophy he had, for sure!
One thing was quite evident, and that was that he fully expected and dreaded the visit of Mrs. Lovett upon money matters. It will be recollected that ten o'clock was named as about the hour when that lady was to bring in her little account in the partnership affair of Todd, Lovett, & Co.; and as he (Todd) had for once in his life been fairly bothered to make any further excuses to so pertinacious a creditor as Mrs. Lovett, he had hit upon the plan of trying to put her off during the day by one means or another, and at night he would, at an earlier hour than he had before intended, be off and away.
One thing was clear: he was both expecting and dreading Mrs. Lovett's visit regarding money. It should be noted that ten o'clock was mentioned as the time when she would come to discuss her small account in the partnership of Todd, Lovett, & Co. Since he (Todd) had finally run out of excuses for such a persistent creditor as Mrs. Lovett, he decided to try to postpone her visit throughout the day by any means possible. Then, at an earlier hour than he had originally planned, he would leave for the night.
Everything was in readiness, and he considered Mrs. Lovett his only hindrance—a danger he scarcely thought her—for, at the very worst, he could not conceive that even her passion would be sufficient to induce her to sacrifice herself, for the sake of revenge upon him.
Everything was set, and he saw Mrs. Lovett as his only obstacle—a threat he hardly took seriously—because, at the very worst, he couldn't imagine that even her obsession would be enough to make her sacrifice herself just to get back at him.
His house was prepared so that a match would at any moment suffice to give the touch that would set it in a blaze; and then, as he said—"Who shall say where the conflagration among the old well-dried wooden houses of Fleet-street may reach to?"
His house was ready to go up in flames at any moment with just a match; and then, as he said, "Who's to say how far the fire through the old, dry wooden houses of Fleet Street might spread?"
His passage in the Hamburgh ship was secure—the fearful proceeds of his life of rapine and murder were in her hold. How uncommonly safe Todd thought himself, and how well he considered he had managed his affairs.
His journey on the Hamburg ship was safe—the terrifying results of his life of robbery and killing were in her hold. Todd felt unusually secure and believed he had handled his affairs very well.
Short-sighted mortals that we are! How often we mistake the shifting morass of difficulty for the terra firma of prosperity, and how often do we weep for those events, which, in themselves and their results, form the ground-work of the happiness of a life! Truly we are
Short-sighted beings that we are! How often do we confuse the unstable swamp of challenges for the solid ground of success, and how frequently do we mourn for those experiences that, in themselves and their outcomes, lay the foundation for a happy life! Truly, we are
If Todd now for one moment could have imagined that his plunder, which he believed was so safe on board the Hamburgh ship, was actually, on the contrary, at the office of Sir Richard Blunt, in Craven-street, what would have been his sensations? Would he have laughed and sniggered over the bumper of brandy he was holding to his lips in his parlour? No, indeed.
If Todd could have for just a moment imagined that his loot, which he thought was so secure on the Hamburg ship, was actually at Sir Richard Blunt's office on Craven Street, how would he have felt? Would he have laughed and snickered while holding the glass of brandy to his lips in his living room? No, not at all.
If he could but have guessed that the ship in which he had intended to embark, was then twenty-four hours on her route, and battling with the surging waves of the German Ocean, how would he have felt!
If he had only known that the ship he planned to board was already twenty-four hours into its journey, struggling against the rough waves of the North Sea, how would he have felt!
Strange to say, he never had felt so confident of success and triumph as upon that day. He could have said with Romeo in Mantua—
Strangely enough, he had never felt as sure of success and victory as he did that day. He could have echoed Romeo in Mantua—
while, like Romeo, he was on the eve of a blow that at once was to topple to the dust the very structure of all his hopes. He of course fully expected a visit from Mrs. Lovett, but he did hope that she would take an answer from Charley, and go away again. If she did not he trusted to the inspiration of the moment to be able to say something to her which might have the effect of producing that which he wanted only, namely, delay.
while, like Romeo, he was on the verge of a blow that would completely shatter all his hopes. He fully expected a visit from Mrs. Lovett, but he hoped she would accept an answer from Charley and leave again. If she didn't, he relied on the inspiration of the moment to say something that could achieve what he wanted most, which was simply a delay.
CHAPTER XCIII.
SIR RICHARD BLUNT'S SUBTERRANEAN EXPEDITION.
While Todd is thus waiting anxiously for the arrival of his old ally in iniquity, but who now he considered to be his most deadly foe, and his worst possible hindrance to carry out his deeply—by far too deeply—laid schemes, we shall have time to take a peep at some proceedings of Sir Richard Blunt's, which are rather entertaining, and decidedly important.
While Todd anxiously waits for the arrival of his old partner in crime, who he now sees as his greatest enemy and the biggest obstacle to his overly ambitious plans, we have a moment to look at some of Sir Richard Blunt's activities, which are quite entertaining and definitely significant.
Johanna had not been long gone from the fruiterer's shop, before Sir Richard said to the fruiterer—
Johanna had not been gone from the fruit shop for long before Sir Richard said to the fruit seller—
"If you are ready we will go now to the church at once. I have left quite a sufficient guard over the safety of Miss Oakley, and besides this affair will not take us I daresay above a couple of hours."
"If you're ready, we can head to the church right now. I've left a good guard to protect Miss Oakley, and I doubt this will take us more than a couple of hours."
"Not so long I think," replied the fruiterer. "I am quite ready, and no doubt your men are in the church by this time. They are apt to be punctual."
"Not too long, I think," replied the fruit seller. "I'm all set, and I'm sure your guys are in the church by now. They tend to be on time."
"They would not suit me for long if they were not," replied Sir Richard. "Punctuality is the one grand principle which is the hinge of all my business, and the secret of by far the larger portion of my success."
"They wouldn't work for me for long if they weren't," replied Sir Richard. "Punctuality is the key principle that underpins all my business, and it's the secret to most of my success."
They walked rapidly up Fleet Street together, until they came opposite to St. Dunstan's Church, and then they crossed the road and tapped lightly at a little wicket in the great door of the building. The wicket was immediately opened by a man who touched his hat to Sir Richard.
They walked briskly up Fleet Street together until they reached St. Dunstan's Church, and then they crossed the street and lightly tapped on a small door in the big entrance of the building. The door was quickly opened by a man who tipped his hat to Sir Richard.
"All right?" asked the magistrate, "and every one here?"
"Is everyone okay?" asked the magistrate. "And is everyone here?"
"Yes, sir. Every one."
"Yes, sir. Everyone."
"That will do then. Be sure you fasten the door in the inside, so that that troublesome beadle, if he should be smitten with a desire to visit the church, cannot get in; and if he should come and be troublesome, take him into custody at once, and shut him him up anywhere that may keep him out of harm's way for the next twelve hours or so."
"That’s settled then. Make sure you lock the door from the inside, so that annoying beadle, if he feels like dropping by the church, can’t get in; and if he does show up and causes a fuss, take him into custody right away and put him somewhere safe for the next twelve hours or so."
"Yes, sir."
"Sure thing."
This man, whose business it evidently was to stay by the door, carefully fastened it, and Sir Richard Blunt with his friend from Fleet Street advanced into the body of the church. He had not gone far before a pew opened, and six persons came out. One of these was a well-dressed elderly man, who said, as the magistrate approached him—
This man, whose job it clearly was to stay by the door, carefully secured it, and Sir Richard Blunt, along with his friend from Fleet Street, stepped into the church. He hadn't gone far when a pew opened, and six people came out. One of them was a well-dressed older man, who said as the magistrate approached him—
"I have made all the necessary observations, Sir Richard, and am quite easy and confident that I can direct your men how to excavate directly to Todd's house."
"I've made all the necessary observations, Sir Richard, and I'm confident I can guide your men on how to dig straight to Todd's house."
"Thank you Sir Christopher," said the magistrate. "I am very much indebted to you for the trouble you have taken in this affair, which I think is now near its climax."
"Thank you, Sir Christopher," said the magistrate. "I really appreciate the effort you've put into this matter, which I believe is now approaching its climax."
"I hope so, Sir Richard. This way if you please."
"I hope so, Sir Richard. This way, if you would."
The whole party now proceeded to the same slab of stone which the magistrate had had before removed, for the purpose of making his inquiries below the surface of the earth. The slab was standing on its edge against a column of the nearest aisle, and the deep dark opening to the vaults was before them.
The entire group now moved to the same stone slab that the magistrate had previously removed to investigate below the surface. The slab was propped up on its edge against a column in the nearest aisle, and the dark, deep opening to the vaults was in front of them.
"There is but little foul air," said Sir Christopher. "The stone has been off they tell me many hours. Shall I go first, or will you, Sir Richard?"
"There’s hardly any bad air," said Sir Christopher. "They tell me the stone has been off for many hours. Should I go first, or will you, Sir Richard?"
"Allow me," said the magistrate; "should there be any risks, it is my duty first to encounter them."
"Let me," said the magistrate; "if there are any risks, it's my responsibility to face them first."
"As you please, Sir Richard. As you please, sir. I willingly give place to you, because I know, if there be any difficulty how much better calculated you are than any one here to overcome it."
"As you wish, Sir Richard. As you wish, sir. I'm happy to step aside for you, because I know that if there's any challenge, you are far better suited than anyone here to handle it."
The magistrate made a slight bow to the compliment, and then taking a link in his hand, he descended the stairs leading to the vaults of St. Dunstan's.
The magistrate nodded slightly at the compliment, and then, taking a link in his hand, he went down the stairs that led to the vaults of St. Dunstan's.
It will be well recollected that he had been in those vaults before, and that he had made certain discoveries, which to a vast extent implicated Mrs. Lovett in the crimes of Sweeney Todd; but his object upon this present visit was of a different character. In plain language, this was an attempt to ascertain if there were any underground modes of communication between Todd's house, and the vaults of old St. Dunstan's church.
It’s worth remembering that he had been in those vaults before and had made certain discoveries that largely connected Mrs. Lovett to Sweeney Todd's crimes; however, his purpose for this visit was different. To put it simply, he was trying to find out if there were any hidden ways to communicate between Todd's house and the vaults of old St. Dunstan's church.
That there were some such subterraneous passages had become, after the most mature consideration, a firm conviction upon the mind of Sir Richard Blunt, and hence he had resolved upon such an exploration of the spot as should confirm or dispel the idea for ever.
That there were some underground passages had become, after careful thought, a solid belief in the mind of Sir Richard Blunt, and so he had decided to explore the area to confirm or dismiss the idea once and for all.
Those whom he had with him, were all persons upon whom he could thoroughly depend; and the ancient architect, who had given his services, was to point out the exact direction in which to proceed.
Those with him were all people he could completely rely on; and the old architect, who had offered his services, was there to indicate the precise direction to go.
Upon reaching the foot of the stone steps, instead of traversing the passage that led in the direction of Bell Yard, which he had formerly done, Sir Richard turned directly the other way, saying as he did so—
Upon reaching the bottom of the stone steps, instead of taking the path that led toward Bell Yard, like he had done before, Sir Richard turned in the opposite direction, saying as he did so—
"This, I presume, will be our direction?"
"This, I assume, will be our path?"
"We shall see in a moment," said the architect. "I have taken the bearings so exactly, that I can point out to you the precise course."
"We'll see in a moment," said the architect. "I've taken the measurements so accurately that I can show you the exact path."
He forced into the ground to a sufficient depth to make it stand steady, his walking stick, and then removing a little gold cap from the top of it, he disclosed a small compass, which after some oscillations, steadied itself.
He pushed his walking stick firmly into the ground until it was deep enough to stay upright, and then he took off a small gold cap from the top of it, revealing a small compass that, after some movement, settled down.
"Then," said Sir Christopher, "through that wall would lead in a direct line to Todd's house."
"Then," said Sir Christopher, "that wall would lead straight to Todd's house."
"This will assist us," said Sir Richard. "We will, before we actually begin excavating, endeavour to find some of the vaults which may run in that direction, and so perhaps save ourselves an immense amount of labour."
"This will help us," said Sir Richard. "Before we actually start digging, we’ll try to locate some of the vaults that might be in that direction, which could save us a huge amount of work."
"Very good," said Sir Christopher Wren, "I can at any time give you, from any place, the exact bearing of Todd's house, for I have it fixed in my mind, and can read it off from the compass plate in a moment."
"Very good," said Sir Christopher Wren, "I can tell you at any time, from any location, the precise direction to Todd's house, because I have it clearly in my mind and can read it off the compass plate in an instant."
They now at once made their way into the vaults, and by dint of keeping to the right hand, they avoided going much out of their course. These vaults were of great extent, and although some of them, owing to being full of the dead, had been bricked up, yet they were very easily opened, and in many cases a direct thoroughfare for considerable distances was affected.
They immediately headed into the vaults, and by sticking to the right side, they managed to stay mostly on track. These vaults were quite large, and although some had been sealed off because they were full of dead bodies, they could still be easily accessed, and in many instances, there was a direct pathway that stretched for considerable distances.
Ever and anon the compass was appealed to, and showed them that they were approaching Todd's house.
Now and then, they checked the compass, which indicated that they were getting closer to Todd's house.
One of the party, a well-dressed gentlemanly-looking man, now stepped forward, and said to Sir Richard—
One of the party, a well-dressed, gentlemanly-looking man, stepped forward and said to Sir Richard—
"Here, according to the plans of the church, the vaults end."
"Here, according to the church’s plans, the vaults end."
"Then we can get no further?"
"Then we can't go any further?"
"Not an inch, Sir Richard."
"Not a chance, Sir Richard."
"Then here commences in reality our mission, which is to try to discover some communication between the lower part of the house occupied by Sweeney Todd, and these vaults. Let us each use our utmost discrimination to affect that object."
"Then this is where our real mission begins: to try to find some connection between the lower part of the house occupied by Sweeney Todd and these vaults. Let's each use our best judgment to achieve that goal."
He lighted for himself a small lantern, and commenced a rigorous search of the walls, but for some few minutes could find nothing to excite the least suspicion. At length he paused at one portion of one of the vaults, where a kind of wooden tomb had been erected close to the wall. A large piece of dirty oak was placed upright against the earth work.
He lit a small lantern and started a thorough search of the walls, but for a few minutes, he couldn’t find anything that raised even a hint of suspicion. Finally, he stopped at a section of one of the vaults, where a type of wooden tomb had been set up next to the wall. A large, dirty piece of oak was propped upright against the earthwork.
"If there be any mode of leaving this vault, but the one we have entered," he said, "it is here."
"If there's any way to leave this vault besides the one we came in, it's here," he said.
At these words, so significant as they were of some discovery having been made by Sir Richard, all those who were with him made their way to that spot, and from their several lanterns, a glare of light was thrown upon the wooden monument.
At these words, which were clearly a sign that Sir Richard had made some kind of discovery, everyone with him headed toward that spot, and the light from their various lanterns shone brightly on the wooden monument.
"This," said the person who had before spoken of the plan of the vaults, "this is the monument of a Sir Giles Horseman, who was killed by accident and interred here about twenty-two years ago. It was a very unusual thing to make any such erection in a vault, but his widow wished it, and the authorities saw no good reason for interfering."
"This," said the person who had previously mentioned the vaults' plan, "is the tomb of Sir Giles Horseman, who died by accident and was buried here about twenty-two years ago. It was quite unusual to put up something like this in a vault, but his widow wanted it, and the authorities didn't see a reason to object."
The monument had evidently consisted of an oaken kind of square ornamental tomb affixed to the wall, and extending out about six feet into the vault. That portion of it which did so extend into the vault had fallen in, but the piece of oak which had been originally affixed to the wall there remained.
The monument was clearly an oak square ornamental tomb attached to the wall, sticking out about six feet into the vault. The part that extended into the vault had collapsed, but the piece of oak that was originally attached to the wall was still there.
"What leads you to suppose, Sir Richard," said the architect, "that this place will show us anything?"
"What makes you think, Sir Richard," said the architect, "that this place will reveal anything to us?"
"This," said the magistrate, as he picked up from amid the rubbish of the broken monument, a nearly new glove of thick leather. "How did this get here?"
"This," said the magistrate, as he picked up a nearly new glove made of thick leather from among the debris of the broken monument. "How did this end up here?"
The glove was passed from hand to hand, and duly examined. No one owned it, and the only remark that could be made upon it was, that it was of an immense size.
The glove was handed around and thoroughly inspected. No one claimed it, and the only thing anyone could say about it was that it was huge.
"Then," said Sir Richard Blunt, "since it belongs to none of us, I give it as my opinion that it belongs to Sweeney Todd, and has fallen from his hand in this place."
"Then," said Sir Richard Blunt, "since it doesn't belong to any of us, I believe it belongs to Sweeney Todd and must have dropped from his hand here."
"It must be so," said the fruiterer. "I know of no hand in the City of London that such a glove would fit but his."
"It has to be," said the fruit seller. "I don't know anyone else in the City of London whose hand would fit that glove."
"But how came he here?" said Sir Christopher. "That is the question. How could he get here."
"But how did he end up here?" Sir Christopher asked. "That's the question. How could he have arrived here?"
"We shall see," said the magistrate. "Lend me that small iron crow-bar, Jenkins."
"We'll see," said the magistrate. "Hand me that small iron crowbar, Jenkins."
The crow-bar was handed to Sir Richard Blunt, and at one touch with it down come the piece of oak that was against the wall. That was conclusive, for, instead of the solid wall beyond it, there was a deep crevice or opening just sufficient to enable one person to go through it.
The crowbar was given to Sir Richard Blunt, and with just one touch, the piece of oak that was against the wall fell down. That was definitive, because instead of the solid wall behind it, there was a deep crevice or opening large enough for one person to pass through.
"This is the place," said the magistrate.
"This is the place," said the judge.
There was a death-like silence among all present. Every ear was on the stretch, and every eye was fixed upon the narrow opening in the wall of the vault. It would almost seem as though every one expected Sweeney Todd to appear with one of his victims on his back that he had just, to use his own expressive phraseology, succeeded in polishing off.
There was a deathly silence among everyone there. Every ear was alert, and every eye was glued to the narrow opening in the wall of the vault. It almost felt like everyone was expecting Sweeney Todd to show up with one of his victims slung over his shoulder that he had just, in his own colorful words, managed to take care of.
Sir Christopher stuck up his compass again, and it was his voice that first broke the stillness.
Sir Christopher raised his compass again, and his voice was the first to break the silence.
"The route is direct," he said.
"The route is direct," he said.
"To Todd's house?" asked Sir Richard.
"To Todd's house?" Sir Richard asked.
"Yes, direct."
"Yes, straightforward."
"Then all we have got to do is to follow it. It is an enterprise perhaps attended with some danger, and certainly with much horror, I think. Now, I do not ask any one to follow me, but go I will."
"Then all we have to do is follow it. It's a venture that might come with some danger, and definitely with a lot of fear, I believe. Now, I’m not asking anyone to follow me, but I’m going, that’s for sure."
"I will follow you, Sir Richard," said the fruiterer. "I reside in Fleet Street, and rather than not ferret out such a villain as Todd from the neighbourhood, I would run any risks. I am with you, sir."
"I'll stick with you, Sir Richard," said the fruit seller. "I live on Fleet Street, and I'd risk anything to get rid of a villain like Todd from the neighborhood. I'm with you, sir."
"And I," said Sir Christopher Wren.
"And I," said Sir Christopher Wren.
"And I—and I," cried every one.
"And I—and I," everyone said.
"Come on," said the magistrate. "Come on. I will take the small lantern, and if I meet Todd, my great aim will be to take him a prisoner, not to kill him; and mind all of you, if by any chance a scuffle with that man should ensue, it would be a scandalous cheating of the gallows to do him any injury that might even delay his execution. Now, come on."
"Let’s go," said the magistrate. "I’ll take the small lantern, and if I run into Todd, my main goal will be to capture him, not to kill him. And remember, everyone, if by any chance there’s a fight with that man, it would be disgraceful to hurt him in a way that could delay his execution. Now, let’s move."
It required no small amount of real courage to lead the way in that expedition into the very bowels of the earth as it were; but with the small lantern elevated as far above his head as the roof of the passage would admit of, Sir Richard stepped cautiously and slowly on.
It took a lot of real courage to lead the way on that expedition deep into the earth; but with the small lantern held high above his head, as much as the roof of the passage would allow, Sir Richard stepped cautiously and slowly forward.
The excavation in which they were was roughly but well made. At intervals of about twelve feet each, there always occurred two upright pieces of plank supporting a third piece on the roof, and firmly wedged in, so that there was but little likelihood of a fall of earth from above.
The excavation they were in was roughly but well built. About every twelve feet, there were always two upright pieces of wood supporting a third piece on the ceiling, firmly wedged in place, so there was very little chance of a collapse from above.
Suddenly a scuffling noise was heard, and Sir Richard for a moment paused.
Suddenly, a rustling sound was heard, and Sir Richard paused for a moment.
"What is it?" said the fruiterer.
"What is it?" asked the fruit seller.
"Only some rats," he replied. "I daresay there are plenty of such gentlemen in this quarter of the world, and probably they never saw so large a party here before. They are scudding along in a regiment here."
"Just a few rats," he replied. "I bet there are a lot of guys like that in this part of the world, and they probably have never seen such a big group here before. They're scurrying around in a bunch here."
After going on for about twenty paces further, Sir Richard found a door completely blocking up the passage. By dint of careful investigation of it, he found it was locked, and the key in the other side of the lock. He pushed it through with some difficulty, and then, with a skeleton key, opened the door in the course of a few moments.
After walking about twenty steps further, Sir Richard encountered a door that completely blocked the passage. With careful examination, he discovered that it was locked, and the key was on the other side. He managed to push it through with some difficulty, and then, using a skeleton key, he opened the door in just a few moments.
"Come on," he said. "Ah! this is a different place."
"Come on," he said. "Ah! this is a whole new spot."
They now found themselves in some regularly constructed vaults, arched with stone, down the sides of which there rolled long streams of moisture. They were all quite at a loss to know what place they had got into, for they knew of nothing of the sort beneath Fleet Street, and they gazed about them with wonder.
They now found themselves in some well-built vaults, arched with stone, where long streams of moisture rolled down the sides. They were all completely puzzled about where they had ended up, as they didn't know of anything like this beneath Fleet Street, and they looked around in amazement.
CHAPTER XCIV.
IN THE VAULTS.
"Who on earth would have thought of vaults like these in such a situation?" said the fruiterer.
"Who would have ever imagined vaults like these in a situation like this?" said the fruit seller.
"They are," said Sir Christopher, "undoubtedly the remains of some public building, which probably at a very distant date has occupied the site above. They are well built, and really of considerable architectural beauty in some respects. I am quite pleased at the opportunity of seeing such a place."
"They are," said Sir Christopher, "definitely the remnants of some public building that likely occupied this site a long time ago. They are well-constructed and have some remarkable architectural beauty. I'm really glad to have the chance to see such a place."
"It looks," remarked the magistrate, "as though it had been long hidden from the world. It is such men as Sweeney Todd who find out more underground secrets in a month than we should in a lifetime; but I hope that we shall find out all his cleverness and most abhorrent iniquities now."
"It seems," the magistrate said, "like it has been kept from the world for a long time. It’s people like Sweeney Todd who uncover more hidden secrets in a month than we would in a lifetime; but I hope we’ll uncover all his cleverness and his most disgusting crimes now."
The air in this stone place was by no means very bad, and indeed, after the vaults, there was rather an agreeable damp kind of freshness in it; while it was evident, by the manner in which the lights burnt in it, that there was no want of vitality in its atmosphere. At first it was no easy matter to find any kind of outlet from the place. After some searching, however, another door was discovered, very similar, indeed, to the one that Sir Richard Blunt had opened with the picklock, and that, too, was found to be locked on the other side, and the key, as in the former case, in the lock.
The air in this stone space wasn't bad at all, and actually, after the vaults, it had a pleasantly damp freshness to it; it was clear from the way the lights were burning that the atmosphere was full of life. At first, it was quite difficult to find any way out. After some searching, though, another door was found, very similar to the one that Sir Richard Blunt had opened with the picklock, and that one was also locked from the other side, with the key still in the lock, just like before.
"All this locking of doors," said the magistrate, "was, I have no sort of doubt, to protect himself from any night visit upon the part of Mrs. Lovett, from whom I feel certain that Sweeney Todd has been expecting attempts upon his life, as much as to my own knowledge he has made attempts upon hers; but by some kind of fatality, or providence, they seem to be unable to harm each other."
"All this locking of doors," said the magistrate, "was, without a doubt, to protect himself from any nighttime visits by Mrs. Lovett, from whom I'm certain Sweeney Todd has been anticipating attempts on his life, just as I know he has made attempts on hers; but for some strange reason, or perhaps fate, they seem unable to harm each other."
"It is a providence," said Sir Christopher. "They must both suffer the penalty of outraging, as they have done, the laws of God and man; and the retribution would be by no means complete were they to fall by the hands or each other."
"It’s a blessing," said Sir Christopher. "They both have to face the consequences of violating, as they have, the laws of God and humanity; and the punishment wouldn’t be fully justified if they were to harm each other."
"I think you are right, sir," said the fruiterer.
"I think you're right, sir," said the fruit seller.
The door which was now opened, only led to some other vaults, which somewhat resembled those the party had just left, only that they were by no means so lofty or so carefully constructed as they were; and before they had proceeded far, some evidences of habitation began to show themselves. Some old boots occupied a place in one corner, and some old hats, and other articles of clothing, were lying in a confused heap in another. Sir Richard Blunt looked upon all this as ample testimony that he was quite close to the abode of Sweeney Todd, and he accordingly turned to his friends, saying—
The door that was now open led only to some other vaults, which looked somewhat like the ones the group had just left, but they weren’t nearly as high or as well-made. As they moved further in, signs of someone living there started to appear. In one corner, there were some old boots, and in another, a jumbled pile of old hats and other clothes. Sir Richard Blunt saw all this as clear evidence that he was very close to Sweeney Todd's hideout, so he turned to his friends and said—
"It is necessary that we proceed with the utmost caution. I think, a very few steps will take us into the cellars of Todd's house, and the object now is not by any means to give him the least alarm, but merely to find out, if possible, by what means he murders and disposes of his victims."
"It’s essential that we move very carefully. I believe just a few steps will lead us into the cellars of Todd's house, and our goal right now is definitely not to alarm him in any way, but simply to find out, if we can, how he kills and gets rid of his victims."
Acting upon this caution, they extinguished all the lights, with the exception of one lantern, and that Sir Richard Blunt himself carried, as he still continued to head the expedition. Suddenly he came upon an arched doorway without a door; and hardly had he proceeded a few paces, when he saw something lying in a strange confused mass upon the floor, which, upon a closer examination, proved to be a dead body.
Acting on this warning, they turned off all the lights except for one lantern, which Sir Richard Blunt himself carried as he continued to lead the expedition. Suddenly, he came across an arched doorway that had no door; and barely had he taken a few steps when he saw something lying in a strange, jumbled mass on the floor, which, upon closer inspection, turned out to be a dead body.
The reader will probably in this body see the spy who had been employed by Mrs. Lovett to see that Todd did not run away in the course of the preceding night.
The reader will likely see in this part the spy who was hired by Mrs. Lovett to ensure that Todd didn’t escape during the previous night.

The Body Found Under Todd's House.
The body found underneath Todd's house.
The body was lying upon some stones, that seemed to have been placed one upon another in such a position that their most jagged corners and uneven surfaces should be uppermost. A glance at the roof showed a square, black-looking hole.
The body was lying on some stones that looked like they had been stacked on top of each other in a way that their sharp edges and rough surfaces were facing up. A quick look at the ceiling revealed a square, dark hole.
Sir Richard Blunt was upon the point of saying something, when overhead they heard the distinct tramp of a man. The magistrate immediately placed his finger upon his lips, and all was as still as the grave in that place. Presently they heard a voice, and they all knew that it was the voice of Sweeney Todd. It came from above, and reached their ears with sufficient clearness to enable them to catch the words—
Sir Richard Blunt was just about to say something when they heard the clear sound of a man walking above them. The magistrate instantly put his finger to his lips, and everything was as quiet as a grave in that spot. Soon, they heard a voice, and they all recognized it as Sweeney Todd’s. It came from above and was clear enough for them to catch the words—
"Her death is certain if I can but get her to cross the threshold of this parlour!"
"Her death is guaranteed if I can just get her to step out of this parlor!"
Then the pacing to and fro of that really wretched man continued. The few words that Todd had spoken, had been sufficient to convince Sir Richard Blunt of one thing, which was, that they were beneath the parlour, and not the shop. It was from the shop the people disappeared, so the heart of Todd's mystery remained yet to be reached. There was another small door-way a little to the left of where he stood, and Sir Richard, upon the impulse of the moment, passed through it alone. He came back again in a moment.
Then the pacing back and forth of that truly miserable man continued. The few words Todd had spoken were enough to convince Sir Richard Blunt of one thing: they were beneath the parlor, not the shop. It was from the shop that people vanished, so the core of Todd's mystery had yet to be uncovered. There was another small doorway a little to the left of where he stood, and Sir Richard, in a moment of impulse, went through it alone. He returned almost immediately.
"Gentlemen," he whispered, "have we seen enough?"
"Gentlemen," he whispered, "have we seen enough?"
They nodded, and without another word, he led the way back again from the dreary subterranean abode of murder. It was only to the fruiterer he whispered, after they had gotten some distance from the spot upon which the dead body lay—
They nodded, and without saying anything else, he led the way back from the gloomy underground place of murder. It was only to the fruit seller that he whispered, after they had gotten some distance from where the dead body lay—
"I know all."
"I know everything."
"Indeed?"
"Really?"
"Yes. When we get back to your home, I will tell you. Let for the meantime the general impression be, that all there was to learn consisted of the secret of that square hole in the flooring of the parlour."
"Yes. When we get back to your place, I'll tell you. For now, let's just say that everything there was to know revolved around the secret of that square hole in the floor of the living room."
"Yes, yes! But there is more?"
"Yes, yes! But is there more?"
"Much more. You and Sir Christopher at present, I think, are the only two persons I shall be communicative with. The whole world will know it all, soon enough, but long and old habits of caution, always induce me to keep my information as quiet as I possibly can."
"Much more. Right now, I think you and Sir Christopher are the only two people I’ll be open with. The whole world will know everything soon enough, but my long-standing habits of caution always make me want to keep my information as private as possible."
"You are quite right, Sir Richard. Even I shall feel it to be no offence if you keep entirely to yourself what you have seen."
"You’re absolutely right, Sir Richard. I won’t take any offense if you choose to keep everything you’ve seen to yourself."
"No, no! I wish to avail myself of your advice, which has done me good service upon more than one occasion; so when we get to your house, we will talk the matter fully over."
"No, no! I really want to take your advice, which has helped me more than once; so when we get to your place, we’ll discuss it in detail."
By this time they had got so far from the immediate vicinity of Todd's house, that such excessive caution in conversing was no longer necessary, and the magistrate pausing, made a general remark to all.
By this time, they had moved far enough away from Todd's house that being overly cautious in their conversation was no longer needed, and the magistrate stopped to make a general comment to everyone.
"The less that is said about what we have seen here, the better it will be. Let me beg of every one not to give the smallest hint to any one, even in the most confidential manner, of the discoveries that have been made here to-day."
"The less we say about what we’ve seen here, the better. I urge everyone not to give the slightest hint to anyone, even in the most private way, about the discoveries made here today."
An immediate assent was of course given to this proposition, and in the course of five minutes they were all in St. Dunstan's church. It was something amusing to Sir Richard, at that moment, to notice the look of relief there was upon every countenance, now that the investigation into that underground and unknown region was over. Each person seemed as if he had just escaped from the toils and hazards of a battle. By a glance at his watch, Sir Richard ascertained that only one hour and a quarter had been consumed in the whole affair, and he was pleased to think how soon again he should be personally superintending the safety of Johanna.
Everyone quickly agreed to this suggestion, and within five minutes they were all in St. Dunstan's church. Sir Richard found it amusing to see the look of relief on everyone's face now that the investigation into that hidden and unknown place was over. Each person looked as if they had just escaped the struggles and dangers of a fight. A quick glance at his watch told Sir Richard that the whole ordeal had only taken an hour and fifteen minutes, and he was glad to think about how soon he would be personally ensuring Johanna's safety again.
Before, however, the party got half way to the door of the church, they heard a vociferous argumentation going on in that quarter, and the voice of the beadle, who was well known to Sir Richard, was heard exclaiming—
Before the party reached the door of the church, they heard a loud argument happening in that area, and the voice of the beadle, who was familiar to Sir Richard, could be heard shouting—
"I will come in. I'm the beadle. Fire! Fire! I will come in. What! keep a beadle out of his own church? Oh! Oh! Oh! Conwulsions conwulsions! It ain't possible."
"I’m coming in. I’m the beadle. Fire! Fire! I’m coming in. What! Keeping a beadle out of his own church? Oh! Oh! Oh! Convulsions, convulsions! This can't be happening."
"Gentlemen," said the magistrate, "we must repress our friend the beadle's curiosity. Let us all say 'Hush' to him as we go out, and not another word."
"Gentlemen," said the magistrate, "we need to quiet our friend's curiosity, the beadle. Let's all say 'Hush' to him as we exit, and not say another word."
This was generally understood, and they walked slowly in a kind of procession to the church door.
This was widely accepted, and they moved slowly in a sort of line to the church door.
"Pitchforks and hatchets!" cried the beadle. "I will come in. Dust to dust, and ashes to ashes. Look at my hat and coat; I ain't a himposter, but a real beetle! Bless us, who is here? Why—why, there ain't no service nor a wedding. What a lot of folks. Have they been a grabbing of the Communion plate? Oh, murder, conwulsions, and thieves!"
"Pitchforks and hatchets!" shouted the beadle. "I'm coming in. Dust to dust, and ashes to ashes. Look at my hat and coat; I’m not a fraud, but a real beadle! Goodness, who is here? Why—why isn’t there a service or a wedding? So many people. Have they been stealing from the Communion plate? Oh, my goodness, chaos, and thieves!"
Sir Richard went close up to him, and in the most mysterious way in the world, whispered in his ear "Hush."
Sir Richard leaned in close to him and, in the most mysterious way possible, whispered in his ear, "Hush."
"Eh?" said the beadle.
"Eh?" said the officer.
Sir Christopher took hold of him by the collar of the coat, and said—"Hush."
Sir Christopher grabbed him by the collar of his coat and said, "Hush."
"Well, but—but—"
"Okay, but—but—"
The fruiterer beckoned to him with great gravity, and when he come forward a pace or two, said—"Hush."
The fruit seller motioned for him with seriousness, and when he stepped forward a bit, said—"Hush."
"But good gracious what am I to hush about? What is it all—what does it mean—tell us, for goodness gracious sake? I don't know anything; I'm an ass—an idiot. What am I to hush about—I shall sit upon no end of thorns and nettles, till I know.—What is it?"
"But good grief, what am I supposed to be quiet about? What is all this—what does it even mean—please tell us, for goodness' sake? I don't know anything; I'm a fool—an idiot. What am I supposed to be quiet about—I’m just going to sit on a bunch of thorns and nettles until I find out.—What is it?"
"Hush! hush! hush!" said every one as he passed the now nearly distracted beadle, and finally there he was left in the church porch with nothing in the shape of information, but hush! The man who had been left by the magistrate as a sentinel at the church door, was the last to leave, and he took his cue from all the others; and when the beadle laid hold of him crying—"I'll take you up. I won't let you go," he gently sat him on the floor; and then saying "Hush!" away he went likewise.
"Hush! hush! hush!" everyone said as he walked past the nearly frantic beadle, and soon he was left in the church porch with no information, just hush! The man who had been left by the magistrate to watch at the church door was the last to leave, and he followed everyone else's lead; when the beadle grabbed him, shouting, "I'll take you in. I won't let you go," he calmly set him down on the floor, and then, saying "Hush!" he left too.
The large slab in the church, that usually covered up the passage leading to the vaults, was left uncovered; but then the beadle perfectly understood that that was for the sole purpose of relieving the vaults, during the week, of the accumulation of mephitic vapours supposed to be in them; and at all events no impulse of curiosity could be sufficiently strong in him to induce so desperate a step as a descent alone into those dreary abodes of the departed; so that he was, in a manner of speaking, compelled to put up entirely with "Hush!" for his portion of the mystery.
The large slab in the church, which usually covered the passage to the vaults, was left uncovered; but the beadle understood that this was meant to help clear out the bad gases that were thought to build up in there during the week. Anyway, his curiosity wasn't strong enough to risk going down into those gloomy resting places of the dead by himself; so he had to settle for "Hush!" as his share of the mystery.
Sir Richard bade good-day to every one but the fruiterer at the door of the church; and then with him he walked to his shop opposite to Todd's. Crotchet was close at hand, and he came into the shop, at a signal from the magistrate to do so.
Sir Richard said goodbye to everyone except the fruit seller at the church door; then he walked with him to his shop across from Todd's. Crotchet was nearby, and he came into the shop at a signal from the magistrate to do so.
"Is all right, Crotchet?"
"Is everything okay, Crotchet?"
"Right as a trivet, sir. Lord bless you about so much as a sneeze, but I'll find it out; and as for little Miss Thingamybob, he shan't hurt a hair of her pretty little bit of a head."
"Right as a trivet, sir. God bless you for even a sneeze, but I'll figure it out; and as for little Miss Thingamybob, he won't hurt a single hair on her pretty little head."
"That's right, Crotchet. Remember that the bringing to justice, with ample evidence of all his crimes, of Sweeney Todd, is a great object; but it is an infinitely greater one to preserve the life of Johanna Oakley."
"That's right, Crotchet. Keep in mind that bringing Sweeney Todd to justice with plenty of evidence of all his crimes is a significant goal; however, it's even more important to save the life of Johanna Oakley."
"I knows it," said Crotchet.
"I know it," said Crotchet.
"Resume your charge, then, Crotchet. All will be well, and this will be Todd's last day out of Newgate."
"Pick up where you left off, Crotchet. Everything will be fine, and this will be Todd's last day out of Newgate."
Crotchet nodded, and made his exit.
Crotchet nodded and walked away.
In the succeeding half hour, it would seem that Sir Richard Blunt made his old acquaintance, the fruiterer, thoroughly acquainted with all he knew of the way in which Todd got rid of his victims. What that way was will very shortly now appear; and we think it had better appear in this regular and most authentic narrative, than in a chance conversation between Sir Richard Blunt and his friend.
In the next half hour, it seems that Sir Richard Blunt brought his old acquaintance, the fruit seller, completely up to speed on everything he knew about how Todd disposed of his victims. What that method was will soon become clear; and we believe it's better to reveal it in this straightforward and reliable narrative rather than through a casual conversation between Sir Richard Blunt and his friend.
It was the special duty of one officer to come into the fruiterer's shop with a report and a description of whoever went into Todd's house, and now this man made his appearance.
It was the unique responsibility of one officer to enter the fruit shop with a report and a description of anyone who went into Todd's house, and now this man had arrived.
"Well, Jervis," said the magistrate, "so Todd has a customer, has he?"
"Well, Jervis," said the judge, "so Todd has a client, does he?"
"I don't know, sir. It is a woman, well dressed, and rather tall than otherwise."
"I don't know, sir. It's a woman, well-dressed, and taller than average."
"Mrs. Lovett, without a doubt. No one need go and look after that lady, for I don't know any one, except you or I, Jervis, who is so capable of taking care of number one. Todd will find her a troublesome customer, and if she is at all the woman I take her to be, she will not go into his back parlour quite so easily as he would fain persuade her."
"Mrs. Lovett, for sure. No one needs to check on that lady, because I don’t know anyone, apart from you or me, Jervis, who is so good at looking out for themselves. Todd is going to find her a difficult client, and if she’s anything like I think she is, she won't walk into his back parlor as easily as he’d like her to."
"Then no one need follow, sir?"
"Then no one has to follow, sir?"
"No; but if the young lad comes out, you may just look in and ask some frivolous question to see what is going on. If the female is not in the shop—she is dead."
"No; but if the young guy comes out, you can just pop in and ask some casual question to see what's happening. If the woman isn't in the shop—she's gone."
"Dead, sir!"
"Deceased, sir!"
"Yes. She will not live a minute after she leaves the shop; but you may depend she will not do so; she is to the full as well acquainted with Todd as we are, so there is no sort of apprehension of her coming to any harm. I should indeed be sorry to lose her."
"Yes. She won’t last a minute after she leaves the shop; but you can count on the fact that she won’t. She knows Todd just as well as we do, so there’s no worry about her coming to any harm. I would really hate to lose her."
Sir Richard Blunt was right in his guess. It was no other than Mrs. Lovett, who, agreeably to her appointment with Todd, called upon him for her half of the plunder for the last few years.
Sir Richard Blunt was correct in his assumption. It was none other than Mrs. Lovett, who, according to her arrangement with Todd, came to see him for her share of the loot from the past few years.
CHAPTER XCV.
MRS. LOVETT IS VERY INTRACTABLE INDEED
Before entering the shop, Mrs. Lovett hovered about it, peeping at the things in the window, and glancing about her as though she had some uncomfortable ideas in her mind concerning the place, and was coquetting with her feelings a little before she could make up her mind to go into it.
Before going into the shop, Mrs. Lovett lingered outside, looking at the items in the window and glancing around as if she had uncomfortable thoughts about the place, hesitating with her feelings a bit before she could decide to go inside.
At length she laid her hand upon the handle of the door, and turned it. She stood upon the threshold, and her sharp glance at once comprehended that Todd was not there. Johanna advanced towards her, and waited for her to speak.
At last, she put her hand on the doorknob and turned it. She stood in the doorway, and her keen gaze immediately realized that Todd wasn’t there. Johanna stepped closer and waited for her to say something.
"Oh," she said. "Is Mr. Todd in?"
"Oh," she said. "Is Mr. Todd here?"
"No," said Johanna. "No, madam."
"No," Johanna said. "No, ma'am."
Johanna did not think it worth while at that time to expose herself to the great danger of disobeying Todd's positive commands, to say he was not at home, merely upon a point of punctilious truth. Mrs. Lovett looked keenly at her.
Johanna didn't think it was worth the risk of disobeying Todd's clear orders just to insist he wasn't home, purely out of a sense of strict honesty. Mrs. Lovett watched her closely.
"So," she said, "he is out—is he?"
"So," she said, "he's out—right?"
"Yes, madam."
"Yes, ma'am."
"And you are Mr. Todd's boy?"
"And you are Mr. Todd's son?"
The emphasis which Mrs. Lovett placed upon the word boy, rather alarmed Johanna, and she was more terrified when Mrs. Lovett marched twice round her, as though she were performing some incantation, glaring at her all the while from top to toe.
The way Mrs. Lovett stressed the word "boy" really freaked Johanna out, and she got even more scared when Mrs. Lovett walked around her twice, like she was doing some kind of spell, glaring at her from head to toe the whole time.
Whatever was Mrs. Lovett's opinion of Johanna, however, she magnanimously kept it to herself; but the young girl had a sort of perception, that her suit had not escaped the keen and penetrating eyes of Mrs. Lovett. This conviction gave a great air of timidity to Johanna's manner in speaking to the bold bad woman who confronted her.
Whatever Mrs. Lovett thought of Johanna, she generously kept it to herself; but the young girl had a sense that her appeal had not gone unnoticed by Mrs. Lovett's sharp and perceptive gaze. This feeling made Johanna seem quite timid when she spoke to the bold and daring woman facing her.
"And so he is out?" added Mrs. Lovett.
"And so he's out?" added Mrs. Lovett.
"Yes, madam."
"Yes, ma'am."
"How long has he been gone?"
"How long has he been away?"
"Only a short time."
"Just a little while."
"Well, my principal business this day, is to see Mr. Todd. I have made such arrangements at home, that I can wait here the whole day if necessary, for see him I must—and see him I will; I had a sort of presentiment that he might be out, notwithstanding I have an appointment with him."
"Well, my main goal today is to see Mr. Todd. I've arranged things at home so that I can wait here all day if I need to, because I have to see him—and I will see him; I had a feeling he might be out, even though I have an appointment with him."
With this Mrs. Lovett sat down and composed herself evidently for a long wait—she did not sit in the shaving-chair though. Johanna thought that as she passed it, she rather shuddered; but that might have been a mere fancy upon the part of our young friend.
With this, Mrs. Lovett sat down and clearly prepared herself for a long wait—she didn’t sit in the shaving chair, though. Johanna thought that as she passed it, she seemed to shudder a bit; but that might have just been a passing thought from our young friend.
Mrs. Lovett was not exactly of the shuddering order of human beings.
Mrs. Lovett wasn't exactly the type of person who made you shudder.
"Did he say when he should return?"
"Did he say when he would be back?"
"No, madam."
"No, ma'am."
All these questions of Mrs. Lovett's were asked with a sneering kind of incredulity, that was quite sufficient to show Johanna how completely she disbelieved the statement concerning the absence of Todd. That she would wait until Todd was perforce obliged to show himself, Johanna did not doubt. There was something about the pale face and compressed lips of Mrs. Lovett that at once bespoke such a determination; but should any scene of unusual violence ensue, Johanna made up her mind to rush from the shop, if near the door, and if not able to do that, to cast a missile through the window, which she knew would bring her immediate help.
All these questions from Mrs. Lovett were asked with a sneering disbelief that clearly showed Johanna how little she believed the claim about Todd being absent. Johanna had no doubt that Mrs. Lovett would wait until Todd was forced to reveal himself. There was something in Mrs. Lovett's pale face and tight lips that instantly conveyed such determination; however, if any unusual violence broke out, Johanna decided she would run out of the shop if she was near the door, and if not, she would throw something through the window, knowing it would bring her immediate help.
"How long have you been with Mr. Todd?" asked Mrs. Lovett of Johanna.
"How long have you been with Mr. Todd?" Mrs. Lovett asked Johanna.
"Only a few days, madam."
"Just a few days, ma'am."
"And what made you come?"
"What brought you here?"
"My necessities, madam. I was in want of a situation, and Mr. Todd wanted an errand boy."
"My needs, ma'am. I was looking for a job, and Mr. Todd needed a messenger."
"Humph!" said Mrs. Lovett. "This is very strange." She rested her head upon her hand for a few moments, and appeared to be lost in thought, and at times Johanna could see that she was keenly eyeing her. Truly, Johanna had never felt so thoroughly uncomfortable since she had been in Todd's shop, for she could not but feel that she was discovered.
"Humph!" Mrs. Lovett said. "This is really strange." She rested her head on her hand for a moment, looking deep in thought, and sometimes Johanna could see that she was watching her closely. Honestly, Johanna had never felt so completely uncomfortable since she had been in Todd's shop, because she couldn’t shake the feeling that she had been found out.
The only question was now whether, when she did see Todd, Mrs. Lovett would think it worth her while to speak of the affair at all. The probability, however, was that she was too much engrossed in the business that brought her there to pay more than a passing attention to a mystery which, to all appearance, could not in any way concern her.
The only question now was whether, when she finally saw Todd, Mrs. Lovett would think it worth her time to talk about the situation at all. However, it seemed likely that she was too focused on the business that brought her there to pay much attention to a mystery that, on the surface, didn’t seem to involve her at all.
But Todd all this while was a prisoner in his own parlour, and it may easily be imagined how he chafed and fumed over such a state of things. If any convenient mode of taking the life of Mrs. Lovett had but presented itself to him, how gladly he would have embraced it; but none did; and after enduring the present state of affairs for about a quarter of an hour, he coolly opened the parlour door and walked into the shop as if nothing were amiss.
But Todd, all this time, was trapped in his own parlor, and it’s easy to imagine how frustrated and angry he felt about it. If any convenient way to get rid of Mrs. Lovett had come to him, he would have jumped at the chance; but none did. After putting up with the situation for about fifteen minutes, he calmly opened the parlor door and walked into the shop as if nothing was wrong.
Mrs. Lovett was not at all taken by surprise at this proceeding. She merely rose and took a step towards the door, as she said, in a cool sarcastic tone—
Mrs. Lovett was not surprised by this at all. She simply stood up and took a step toward the door, saying in a cool, sarcastic tone—
"I am glad you have come home."
"Happy you're back home."
"Come home?" said Todd, with a well-acted look of surprise. "Come home? What do you mean, my dear madam? I am particularly glad to see you, and was particularly desirous to do so."
"Come home?" Todd said, putting on a surprised expression. "Come home? What do you mean, my dear? I'm really happy to see you and was looking forward to it."
"Indeed!"
"Definitely!"
"Yes, to be sure. Really, do you know, I told the lad here, to deny me to anybody but you."
"Yes, for sure. You know, I told this guy here to not let anyone see me except for you."
"And he made the slight mistake of denying you to me only."
"And he made the small mistake of denying you to me alone."
"Is it possible?—Can such things be? Oh, you careless rascal. Upon my word, some employers would pull your ears—that they would. I'm ashamed of you—that I am. Really, Mrs. Lovett, these boys are always annoying one in some way or another; but walk in, if you please—walk in, and we will soon settle our little affairs."
"Is it possible?—Can such things happen? Oh, you careless fool. Honestly, some employers would really give you an earful—that they would. I'm embarrassed for you—I really am. Truly, Mrs. Lovett, these boys are always getting on my nerves in one way or another; but come in, if you want—come in, and we’ll quickly sort out our little matters."
"Excuse me," said Mrs. Lovett, "I prefer the shop, Mr. Todd."
"Excuse me," said Mrs. Lovett, "I prefer the shop, Mr. Todd."
"You don't say so?"
"Are you serious?"
"You hear me say so, and you might know by this time, that when I say anything—I mean it."
"You hear me say that, and by now you should know that when I say something—I mean it."
"Of course, Mrs. Lovett, of course," said Todd; "I know you for a lady of infinite powers of mind—of great susceptibility—of feeling—of uncommon intellect and thrift. Please to step into the parlour, and I will settle with you at once, for I believe you call for a small trifle that you are entitled to from me, Mrs. Lovett."
"Of course, Mrs. Lovett, of course," Todd said. "I recognize you as a woman of remarkable intelligence—very sensitive—full of emotion—and with a unique mind for business. Please come into the parlor, and I’ll take care of you right away, as I believe you’re here for a small favor that you deserve from me, Mrs. Lovett."
"I do call for what I am entitled to, and I will have it here."
"I demand what I'm entitled to, and I'm going to get it here."
"Charley, just go to St. Dunstan's, my lad, and bring me word the exact time; and then, you can do it all under one, you know, just walk down Fleet-market, and see if you can find any love-apples, and if so, you can ask the price of them, and let me know."
"Charley, just go to St. Dunstan's, my boy, and tell me the exact time; then, you can do it all in one trip. Just walk down Fleet Market, see if you can find any tomatoes, and if you do, ask how much they cost and let me know."
"Yes, sir," said Johanna.
"Yes, sir," Johanna replied.
In another moment she was gone. Mrs. Lovett took another step nearer to the door, and actually laid her hand upon it to prevent it closing thoroughly. She did not think that she would be safe if it were shut; and then addressing Todd, she said—
In a moment, she was gone. Mrs. Lovett moved closer to the door and actually put her hand on it to keep it from closing all the way. She didn’t think she would be safe if it shut; then she turned to Todd and said—
"All disguise between you and I, is useless now, Todd. Give me my half of the money that has been earned by blood. It may have the curse of murder clinging to it, but I will have it—I say I will have it."
"All pretense between you and me is pointless now, Todd. Give me my share of the money that’s been earned with blood. It might carry the stain of murder, but I want it—I’m telling you I want it."
"Are you mad?"
"Are you crazy?"
"Not yet—not yet. But I shall be, and then it will be time for you to beware of me."
"Not yet—not yet. But I will be, and then it will be time for you to watch out for me."
"Mrs. Lovett—Mrs. Lovett, is it not a melancholy thing, that you and I, who may be said to be at war with all the world, should begin to quarrel with each other? If we are not true to one another, what can we expect from others? Have we not for so long carried on our snug little business in safety, merely because we were good friends?"
"Mrs. Lovett—Mrs. Lovett, isn't it a sad thing that you and I, who can be called at odds with everyone else, should start fighting with each other? If we can't be loyal to one another, what can we expect from others? Haven't we been running our cozy little business safely for so long just because we were good friends?"
"No, Todd, no. We never were friends—you know that as well as I do. It is a principal of human nature, that those who are associated together for wicked purposes are never friends. You and I have not been exceptions to the rule. We hate each other—we always did and will, you know it."
"No, Todd, no. We were never friends—you know that just like I do. It's a principle of human nature that people who come together for bad reasons are never friends. You and I are no exceptions to that rule. We hate each other—we always have and always will, you know it."
"Dear, dear!" said Todd, lifting up his hands, and approaching a step nearer to Mrs. Lovett. "This is afflicting—this is truly afflicting to hear such words from you, Mrs. Lovett."
"Wow, wow!" Todd exclaimed, raising his hands and stepping a little closer to Mrs. Lovett. "This is so upsetting—it's really upsetting to hear you say that, Mrs. Lovett."
"Keep off—keep off, I say! Another step, and I will at once into the street, and then to the passers-by scream out for public vengeance upon Todd the murderer!"
"Stay back—stay back, I say! Take another step, and I will immediately go into the street and scream to the passers-by for public justice against Todd the murderer!"
"Hush!—hush! God of Heaven! woman, what do you mean by speaking of murder in such a tone?"
"Hush!—hush! God in Heaven! Woman, what do you mean by talking about murder like that?"
"I mean, Todd, what I say; and what I threaten I will do. Keep off—keep off! I will not have you another step nearer to me with that hang-dog look."
"I mean it, Todd, what I say; and what I threaten, I’ll follow through on. Stay back—stay back! I won’t let you come any closer to me with that guilty look."
"Moderate your tone, woman!" said Todd, as he stamped upon the floor of the shop; "moderate your tone, woman, or you will destroy yourself and me."
"Calm down, lady!" Todd said, stomping on the floor of the shop. "Calm down, or you'll end up hurting yourself and me."
"I care not."
"I don't care."
"You care not?—what do you mean by that? Have you gone mad in earnest? What do you mean by you care not? Has the scaffold any charms for you?"
"You don't care? What do you mean by that? Have you really lost your mind? What do you mean when you say you don't care? Does the gallows appeal to you?"
"It might have for once, with you for a companion on it, Sweeney Todd; but if I am desperate and reckless, you have yourself to thank for it. Well you know that, Todd. I have toiled, and sinned, and murdered, for what you have done the same, for gold!—Gold was the God of my idolatry, and it was yours. We both seized the same idea. We both saw how gold alone was worshipped in the land. We saw how Heaven was affected to be worshipped by all; but we found out that gold was the real divinity. We saw that it was for the lucre of gain that the priest clothed himself in the garments of his pretended ministry, and spake his mock prayers to the people. We saw that it was for gold only that the rulers of the land struggled and fought. We found that the love and the worship of gold was the true religion of all; and we sought to possess ourselves of the idol."
"It might have happened once, with you as my companion on it, Sweeney Todd; but if I’m desperate and reckless, you have yourself to thank for it. You know that, Todd. I’ve worked hard, sinned, and even murdered, just like you, all for gold! Gold was the god I idolized, and it was yours too. We both had the same idea. We both noticed how gold was the only thing truly worshipped in this land. We saw that Heaven was pretended to be worshipped by everyone; but we figured out that gold was the real deity. We recognized that it was for the sake of profit that the priest donned the clothes of his fake ministry and recited his empty prayers to the crowd. We realized that it was only for gold that the leaders of the land fought and struggled. We discovered that the love and worship of gold was everyone’s true religion; and we aimed to seize that idol."
"Mad!—mad!" cried Todd.
"Crazy!—crazy!" cried Todd.
"No, I speak sanely enough now. I say, we found out that by the possession of gold in christian, canting, religious, virtuous England, we should find many worshippers. We found out that thousands upon thousands would bend the knee to us on that account, and on that account only. If we were paragons of virtue, we might rot and starve; but if we were monsters of vice, if we had but gold, and kept but by the side of the law, we should be kings—emperors upon the earth."
"No, I'm thinking clearly now. I mean, we discovered that by having gold in pious, self-righteous, religious, virtuous England, we’d attract many followers. We realized that thousands upon thousands would kneel to us for that reason, and that reason alone. If we were models of virtue, we might decay and go hungry; but if we were terrible people, as long as we had gold and stayed within the law, we’d be kings—emperors on earth."
"Bah! bah! bah!" cried Todd.
"Bah! bah! bah!" shouted Todd.
"Well, we took a royal road to our object. We murdered for it, Todd. You dipped your hands in gore, and I helped you. Yes, I do not deny that I helped you."
"Well, we took a straight path to our goal. We killed for it, Todd. You got your hands dirty, and I was there to help you. Yes, I won’t deny that I helped you."
"Peace, woman!"
"Chill, woman!"
"I will not hold my peace. The time has come for you to hear me, and I will make you do so. I will speak trumpet-tongued, and if you like not that word murder, I will shriek it in your ears. If you like not the word blood, I will on the house-tops proclaim and tell the people that it is synonymous with Todd. Ha! ha! You shrink now."
"I won't stay quiet anymore. It’s time for you to listen to me, and I will make sure you do. I will speak loudly, and if you don’t like the word murder, I will scream it in your ears. If you don’t like the word blood, I will shout it from the rooftops and tell everyone that it’s the same as Todd. Ha! Ha! You’re backing away now."
CHAPTER XCVI.
THE BOAT ON THE RIVER.
Todd did shrink aghast. This wild vehemence of Mrs. Lovett's was something that he did not expect. Every word that she uttered filled him with alarm. He began really to think that she had gone mad, and that he might have everything to dread from her wild vehemence, and that probably he had gone too far in cheating her out of the result of her labours.
Todd shrank back in shock. Mrs. Lovett's wild outburst was unexpected. Every word she spoke filled him with fear. He seriously began to think that she had lost her mind and that he might have everything to fear from her furious rage, and that he had probably gone too far in deceiving her out of the fruits of her work.
"Peace," he said. "Peace, and you shall be satisfied."
"Peace," he said. "Peace, and you'll be satisfied."
"I will be satisfied."
"I'm satisfied."
"Well, well, of course you shall. But you cannot be if you destroy both yourself and me, which your present conduct threatens."
"Well, well, of course you will. But you can’t do that if you end up ruining both yourself and me, which your current behavior is risking."
"I tell you I joined with you in murder for the love of gold, and I will have my recompense. Give me that which is mine own. I will have it, or I will drag you with me to the halter. Do you understand that, Sweeney Todd? I ask you, do you understand that?"
"I’m telling you, I went along with you in murder for the sake of gold, and I want my payment. Give me what’s mine. I will get it, or I’ll drag you down with me to the noose. Do you get that, Sweeney Todd? I’m asking you, do you get that?"
"It is plain enough," said Todd.
"It’s pretty obvious," Todd said.
"Then give me my gold—gold for blood. Give it to me, and let me go."
"Then give me my gold—gold for blood. Hand it over, and let me leave."
"You are really so precipitate. Upon my word, Mrs. Lovett, you are quite an altered woman, that you are. I certainly never did expect to hear such language from you. Any one would think that you had an idea I meant to cheat you."
"You are really so hasty. I swear, Mrs. Lovett, you've changed quite a bit, you really have. I certainly never expected to hear you say something like that. Anyone would think you thought I was trying to trick you."
Mrs. Lovett made an impatient gesture, but Todd continued—
Mrs. Lovett waved her hand in annoyance, but Todd kept going—
"Now, anything more repugnant to my feelings than that could not possibly be, I assure you; and I consider you fully entitled to £22,000 8s. 3d., which is precisely your half of the proceeds of the little business."
"Honestly, I can't think of anything more disgusting than that, I assure you; and I believe you are completely entitled to £22,000 8s. 3d., which is exactly half of the profits from the little business."
"Give me the money."
"Give me the cash."
"Now, do you suppose, Mrs. Lovett, that I am so green as to keep here in the house no less a sum than £22,000 8s. 3d.? You really must think I have taken leave of my senses, to dream for one moment of such a thing."
"Now, do you really think, Mrs. Lovett, that I’m so foolish as to keep £22,000 8s. 3d. in the house? You must believe I’ve completely lost my mind to even consider such a thing."
"Where is it, then?—where is it? I see you are bent upon driving me mad."
"Where is it, then?—where is it? I can see you’re determined to drive me crazy."
"Why, really, Mrs. L., it would be insulting you to say that you were perfectly in your right senses at this moment; but come, sit down, and we will see what can be done. Sit down, and compose yourself."
"Honestly, Mrs. L., it would be rude to say that you’re completely in your right mind right now, but come on, sit down, and let’s figure out what we can do. Sit down and calm yourself."
"In the shaving chair"
"In the barber's chair"
"Ha—ha, that's a good joke. In the shaving chair! Ha—ha! No Mrs. L., I don't exactly want to polish you off. Sit down where you like, but not in the shaving chair, if you don't fancy it, Mrs. L. Pray sit down."
"Ha—ha, that's a good joke. In the shaving chair! Ha—ha! No, Mrs. L., I don't really want to finish you off. Sit wherever you like, but not in the shaving chair if that's not your thing, Mrs. L. Please, have a seat."
"For you to cut my throat?"
"Are you going to kill me?"
"What?"
"What's happening?"
"I say, for you to cut my throat? Do you think I am not sharp sighted enough to see that razor partially hidden in your sleeve? No, Todd, I am well aware that you are panting to murder me. I tell you I know it, and it is useless your making the faintest attempt to conceal it. The fact is broad and evident; but I am upon my guard, and I am armed likewise, Todd."
"I mean, are you really planning to cut my throat? Do you think I can't see that razor partly hidden in your sleeve? No, Todd, I know you're eager to kill me. I'm telling you I see it, and it’s pointless for you to try to hide it even a little. The truth is clear and obvious; but I'm careful, and I'm armed too, Todd."
"Armed?"
"Packing?"
"Yes, Todd, I am armed, and you are terrified at the idea, as I knew you would be. Nothing to you is so horrible as death. You who have sent so many from the world, will yourself go from it howling with fright. I am armed, but I do not mean to tell you how."
"Yes, Todd, I have a weapon, and you're scared just thinking about it, just like I expected. There's nothing that frightens you more than death. You, who have caused so many to leave this world, will face your own end screaming in fear. I have a weapon, but I won’t reveal how I'm going to use it."
"You are wrong, Mrs. Lovett. What on earth would be the use of my taking your life?"
"You’re wrong, Mrs. Lovett. What on earth would I gain from taking your life?"
"You would have all then."
"You would have it all."
"All? What do I want with all? I am not a young man now, and all I wish is the means of enjoyment for the remainder of my days. That I can well command with a less sum than my half of that which we have to divide will come to. I have no one that I care to leave a sixpence to, and therefore what need I trouble myself to hoard? You are quite mistaken, Mrs. Lovett."
"All? What do I want with all of that? I'm not a young man anymore, and all I want is enough to enjoy the rest of my days. I can easily manage that with less than my share of what we're dividing. I don't have anyone I care to leave a penny to, so why should I bother saving up? You're completely mistaken, Mrs. Lovett."
"Give me my money then."
"Give me my money now."
"I will, of course; but I tell you it is at the banker's, Messrs. Grunt, Mack, Stickinton, and Fubbs. Yes, that is the name of the highly respectable firm in whose hands for the present both my money and yours is deposited; and from the high character of the house, I should say it could not possibly be in safer hands."
"I will, of course; but I need to tell you that it's at the bank, Grunt, Mack, Stickinton, and Fubbs. Yes, that's the name of the very reputable firm where both my money and yours are currently held; and given the solid reputation of the firm, I would say it couldn't possibly be in safer hands."
"My share will be quite safe with me, or if unsafe, you need not care. I will have it."
"My share will be perfectly safe with me, or if it isn't, you don't have to worry. I'll handle it."
"Step into the parlour, and I will write you an order for your half, and you can get it in half an hour."
"Come into the living room, and I'll write you an order for your share, and you can pick it up in half an hour."
"No Todd. You will make the attempt to murder me if I step into the parlour. I will not even come further into your shop, than here upon the threshold of it, with the door in my hand. Why do you keep a razor concealed in your sleeve?"
"No Todd. You'll try to kill me if I step into the parlor. I won't even come further into your shop than right here on the threshold, with the door in my hand. Why do you have a razor hidden in your sleeve?"
"Oh—I—It's a little habit of mine; but allow me to assure you how very incorrect your suspicions are, Mrs. Lovett; and if you will not come in, I will write the order, and bring it to you; or what do you say to my going with you to the bankers, where you can yourself ask what is the amount of the sum standing in my name there; and when you have ascertained it, you can have half of it to a sixpence."
"Oh—I—It’s just a little habit of mine; but let me assure you how completely wrong your suspicions are, Mrs. Lovett. If you won’t come in, I can write the order and bring it to you. Or how about I go with you to the bank, where you can ask for the amount that's in my name? Once you find that out, you can take half of it, down to the last sixpence."
"Come, then. I confess, Todd, I am sufficiently suspicious of you, that I would rather not lose sight of you."
"Alright then. I admit, Todd, I’m suspicious enough of you that I’d prefer not to take my eyes off you."
"Dear me, how dreadful it is for friends to be in such a state of feeling towards each other, to be sure. But the time will come, Mrs. Lovett, when you will see my conduct in a different light, and you will smile at the suspicion which you say you now entertain, but which sometimes I cannot help thinking are not the genuine sentiments of your heart."
"Goodness, it's terrible for friends to feel this way about each other, isn’t it? But there will come a time, Mrs. Lovett, when you'll see my actions differently, and you'll laugh at the doubts you say you're having right now, which I sometimes can’t help but feel aren’t truly how you feel deep down."
"Come—come, at once."
"Come here—come, right now."
"I must wait for the boy; I cannot leave the shop until the boy is here to mind it in my absence.—Oh, here he is."
"I have to wait for the kid; I can't leave the shop until he's here to watch it while I'm gone. —Oh, here he is."
At this moment, Johanna, who had not troubled herself to go to the market at all, came back.
At that moment, Johanna, who hadn't bothered to go to the market at all, returned.
"Well, what is the exact time," said Todd, "by St. Dunstan's?"
"Well, what's the exact time," Todd said, "by St. Dunstan's?"
"A quarter-past eleven, sir."
"11:15, sir."
"How very satisfactory. I am only going a little way with this lady, and will soon be back. You can keep up the fire, Charley, and in that corner you will find some religious tracts, which will I hope improve your mind. Above all things, my lad, never neglect your religious exercises. I hope you said your prayers last night, Charley?"
"How satisfying. I'm just going a short distance with this lady and I'll be back soon. You can keep the fire going, Charley, and in that corner, you'll find some religious pamphlets, which I hope will help improve your mind. Above all, my boy, never skip your religious practices. I hope you said your prayers last night, Charley?"
"I did, sir," said Johanna, and she said it with a look that added the query, "did you say your's?"
"I did, sir," Johanna replied, and she said it with a look that seemed to ask, "did you say yours?"
Todd hesitated a moment, as though something were passing through his mind respecting Johanna, and then he muttered to himself—
Todd paused for a moment, as if something was crossing his mind about Johanna, and then he murmured to himself—
"There is time enough, yet."
"There's still enough time."
No doubt he had begun to entertain serious suspicions of Master Charley, and in those few words was alluding to his intention of taking his life before the coming night.
No doubt he had started to really suspect Master Charley, and in those few words, he was hinting at his plan to kill him before nightfall.
"Now, my dear Mrs. Lovett," said Todd, as he put on his hat, and pressed it down unusually over his brows, "I am ready."
"Now, my dear Mrs. Lovett," said Todd, as he put on his hat and pulled it down low over his forehead, "I am ready."
"And I," she said.
"And I," she said.
Todd only glanced round the shop, to be certain that he had left everything as he wished it, and he tried the parlour door. Then he at once stalked into Fleet Street, followed by Mrs. Lovett.
Todd just quickly looked around the shop to make sure everything was how he wanted it, then he tried the parlor door. After that, he strutted out into Fleet Street, followed by Mrs. Lovett.
"It will look better for you to take my arm," he said.
"It'll look better if you take my arm," he said.
"I don't care how it looks," she replied. "All I want is my money. Do not touch me, or you will see good cause shortly to me having done so. Go on and I will follow you; but if you attempt to escape me, I will raise the street in pursuit of you, by screaming out that you are Todd the mur—"
"I don't care how it looks," she said. "All I want is my money. Don’t touch me, or you’ll see a good reason for why I shouldn’t have let you. Go ahead, and I’ll follow you; but if you try to get away from me, I’ll raise a scene in the street by shouting that you’re Todd the mur—"
"Hush—hush, woman. Do you know where you are?"
"Hush—hush, lady. Do you know where you are?"
"Yes, in the street, but I do not care. All I want is my money, and I will have it."
"Yes, in the street, but I don't care. All I want is my money, and I'll get it."
"Curses on you and your money too," muttered Todd, as he crossed Fleet Street, and turned up Bridge Street at a rapid pace. He passed all the turnings leading to the city, and kept on his way towards the bridge.
"Curses on you and your money too," muttered Todd as he crossed Fleet Street and quickly turned up Bridge Street. He passed all the turns leading to the city and continued on his way toward the bridge.
Mrs. Lovett followed him closely.
Mrs. Lovett followed him closely.
"Stop!" she said. "Stop!"
"Stop!" she said. "Stop!"
Todd stopped and turned about. He was mortally afraid that she would carry out some of her threats if he exhibited anything of a restive spirit towards her.
Todd stopped and turned around. He was terrified that she would follow through on some of her threats if he showed any signs of defiance toward her.
"Whither are you going?" she said. "This is not the way to the City."
"Where are you going?" she said. "This isn’t the way to the City."
"It is by the Thames."
"It's by the Thames."
"By the Thames?"
"By the Thames River?"
"Yes, I go by water; I do not wish to run the risk of meeting all sorts of people in the streets. I have not communicated to you that we are in great danger, but it is a fact. I do not now think that I shall get fairly off, but you will, if I am not interfered with before you get your money. By taking a boat at the stairs here by Blackfriars Bridge, we can be landed at a spot within about twenty yards of the banking-house, which will be by far the safer route."
"Yes, I’m taking the river; I don’t want to risk running into all kinds of people on the streets. I haven’t told you that we’re in serious danger, but it’s true. I don’t think I’ll make it out okay, but you will, as long as nothing happens to me before you get your money. By taking a boat from the steps here by Blackfriars Bridge, we can get dropped off about twenty yards from the bank, which is definitely the safer option."
Mrs. Lovett did not much fancy the river excursion; but she considered that after all there would be a waterman in the boat, and that the river at that time of the day was populous, so she thought that Todd dared not attempt anything.
Mrs. Lovett wasn't too excited about the river trip; however, she figured there would be a boatman in the boat, and that the river would be busy at that time of day, so she thought Todd wouldn't try anything.
"Very well," she said; "so that we are quick, I care not."
"Alright," she said, "let's just get this done quickly; I don't mind."
"I am to the full," said Todd, "as anxious as you can be to get the job settled."
"I’m just as eager as you to get this job finalized," said Todd.
Mrs. Lovett thought that there was something ominous in the way in which he pronounced the word "job;" but then she thought perhaps she was too critical, and she followed him to the stairs by the side of the old bridge, certainly not without suspicions, but they were only general ones. The idea struck her, however, that she should be safer with two watermen, and she said—
Mrs. Lovett felt there was something unsettling in the way he said the word "job," but she reconsidered and thought maybe she was being too judgmental. She followed him to the stairs by the old bridge, definitely suspicious but only in a vague sort of way. However, the thought crossed her mind that she'd be safer with two watermen, and she said—
"We will have two men, and by so doing we shall go quicker down the stream."
"We'll have two guys, and that way we’ll get down the river faster."
"So we shall," said Todd; "it is a good idea. Hilloa! first oars, here—first oars!"
"So we will," said Todd; "that's a great idea. Hey! First oars, over here—first oars!"
"Here you are, sir," said a waterman.
"Here you go, sir," said a boatman.
"We want a couple of you," said Todd.
"We want a few of you," said Todd.
"Yes, your honour. Here we are—me and my mate. All's right, your honour. Now, Bill, look alive.—Mind the step, ma'am. That's yer sort. Where to, your honour?"
"Yes, Your Honor. Here we are—me and my friend. Everything's fine, Your Honor. Now, Bill, pay attention. Watch your step, ma'am. That's your kind. Where to, Your Honor?"
"To Pigs Quay."
"To Pigs Quay."
"Ay, ay. Give way, Bill, give way. A nice day for the water, your honour; a fine fresh air, and not too much of it. Easy, Bill."
"Ay, ay. Step aside, Bill, step aside. It's a nice day for the water, your honor; the air is fresh, and there’s not too much of it. Take it easy, Bill."
"Very," said Todd, as he took his place beside Mrs. Lovett in the stern of the boat, which in a moment, propelled by the vigorous strokes of the two rowers, shot out into the middle of the stream. He whispered to Mrs. Lovett—"Now, how delightful it would be if you and I, with all our money, were going from England to-day!"
"Absolutely," said Todd, as he took his spot next to Mrs. Lovett in the back of the boat, which quickly shot out into the middle of the stream thanks to the strong strokes of the two rowers. He whispered to Mrs. Lovett, "Wouldn't it be wonderful if you and I, with all our money, were heading from England today?"
"No."
"No."
"No? Why, I cannot conceive anything more pleasant. Ha! ha!"
"No? I can’t think of anything more enjoyable. Ha! Ha!"
Both Todd and Mrs. Lovett were so much occupied in watching each other, that they did not perceive another boat push off from the same stairs at which they had embarked with two men in it, and which kept in their wake pretty closely. The two watermen of Todd's boat, however, saw it, and they looked at each other, but they said nothing. They went upon the wise plan, that it was no business of theirs; and so they pulled away, while Todd glanced uneasily into the pale face of Mrs. Lovett.
Both Todd and Mrs. Lovett were so caught up in watching each other that they didn’t notice another boat launching from the same stairs where they had boarded, with two men in it, closely following them. However, the two watermen in Todd’s boat noticed it and exchanged glances but didn’t say a word. They wisely decided it wasn’t their concern; so they rowed on, while Todd looked nervously at Mrs. Lovett’s pale face.
To say that Mrs. Lovett kept an eye upon Todd, would be but faintly to express the feline-like watchfulness with which she regarded him, as they sat together in the boat. There was not the slightest movement of his eye—the least twitch of a muscle of his face, that she did not observe, and strive to draw some conclusion from; and he felt that his very soul was being looked into by that bold woman, who had been the companion of his iniquity, and whom he was now plotting and planning, by some mad desperate means, to deprive of her share of that ill-gotten wealth, which never in this world, even if ten times the amount, could make either of them happy.
To say that Mrs. Lovett was watching Todd would barely capture the intense, cat-like attention she paid to him as they sat together in the boat. There wasn’t a single movement of his eyes or even the slightest twitch of his facial muscles that she didn’t notice and try to analyze; he felt like that daring woman, who had been his partner in crime, was peering right into his soul. He was now scheming to take away her share of their ill-gotten gains, which could never, not even in ten times the amount, bring either of them happiness.
CHAPTER XCVII.
THE ATTEMPTED MURDER ON THE THAMES.
The boat that followed Todd did not, after a time, keep quite in the wake of the one containing him and Mrs. Lovett. It rather went on a line parallel to it, but it kept at a convenient distance; and there were those in that boat, who never took an eye off Todd and his female accomplice.
The boat trailing Todd eventually didn't stay directly behind the one with him and Mrs. Lovett. Instead, it moved along a parallel path, maintaining a comfortable distance. There were people in that boat who never took their eyes off Todd and his female companion.
It must not be for one moment supposed that Mrs. Lovett was quite deceived by Todd's representations concerning the money; but then it must be considered that, with all her cunning, that lady was in a very difficult position indeed—one that it was impossible to change for the better.
It shouldn't be assumed for even a moment that Mrs. Lovett was completely fooled by Todd's claims about the money; however, it's important to recognize that, despite her cleverness, she was in a very tough spot—one that she couldn't realistically improve.
If she had boldly told Todd that she doubted—nay, that she absolutely disbelieved all that he said about the money being lodged with a firm in the city, she gained nothing, but simply placed herself in a position that forced upon her some violent action.
If she had confidently told Todd that she didn’t believe—no, that she completely disbelieved everything he said about the money being held by a firm in the city, she got nothing out of it but only put herself in a situation that required some drastic action.
What that action could be would have been Mrs. Lovett's great difficulty. Of course she would have had no trouble in the world in going at once to a police-office, and denouncing Todd. That, to be sure, would have been a great revenge; but then, in the midst of all her anger, she did not forget that by so doing she had to criminate herself, and from that moment put an end to all her dreams of revelling in some foreign land upon the produce of her crimes.
What that action could be would have been Mrs. Lovett's big challenge. Of course, she wouldn't have had any trouble going straight to a police station to rat out Todd. That would have been quite a revenge; but even in all her anger, she didn't forget that doing so would incriminate herself, and from that moment, she put an end to all her dreams of indulging in some foreign land on the profits of her crimes.
Situated, then, as she was, Mrs. Lovett felt that she had no sort of resource but to follow Todd up, as it were—to keep close to him, and partly to worry him, and partly to shame him into doing her justice. Well she knew that he was upon the point of fleeing from the scene of his iniquities; and well she knew what a hindrance it would be to his arrangements to have her at his elbow continually.
Situated as she was, Mrs. Lovett felt her only option was to follow Todd closely—to stick by him, partly to annoy him and partly to pressure him into treating her fairly. She knew he was about to run away from the consequences of his actions; and she also knew how much it would complicate his plans to have her constantly by his side.
And so she thought that he would see it was better to pay her, and be rid of her, and so every one would have thought; but Todd's nature was of that mad implacable character, that anything in the shape of opposition only made a wish a passion.
And so she thought he would realize it was better to pay her off and be done with her, and everyone would agree; but Todd's personality was so stubborn and relentless that any form of opposition only turned a wish into an obsession.
"I will not pay her," he muttered to himself, "if my refusal so to do brings us both to the gallows!"
"I won’t pay her," he muttered to himself, "even if my refusal gets us both hung!"
If Mrs. Lovett could have dived sufficiently deep into Todd's mind to be aware of this sentiment, she might have changed her tactics; but who could have thought it? Who could have supposed that any passion but self-preservation could master all others in his mind?
If Mrs. Lovett could have delved deep enough into Todd's thoughts to realize this feeling, she might have changed her approach; but who would have thought that? Who would have imagined that anything other than self-preservation could overpower everything else in his mind?
The two boats sped on towards London Bridge—not the elegant structure that now spans the Thames, but the previous one, with its narrow arches, and its dangerous fall of water when the tide was ebbing, which was the case upon this occasion.
The two boats raced toward London Bridge—not the graceful structure that currently crosses the Thames, but the older version, with its narrow arches and the perilous drop of water when the tide was going out, which was true in this instance.
The watermen looked uneasily at the arch through which it would be necessary to go, and where the tide was raging with unexampled fury, and lashing the sides of the arch like a mill-stream, bearing upon its surface millions of bubbles, and making such a seething roaring sound, that it was a point of attraction to some idle chance passengers upon the bridge to watch any adventurous wherry as it shot through the dangerous passage.
The boatmen glanced nervously at the arch they needed to pass through, where the tide was raging with unprecedented intensity, slapping against the sides of the arch like a fast-flowing river, covered with millions of bubbles, and creating such a loud, churning noise that it caught the attention of some curious passersby on the bridge, who watched any brave little boat as it shot through the treacherous opening.
"A rough tide, Bill," growled one of the watermen.
"A rough tide, Bill," growled one of the boatmen.
"Ay," said the other. "Do you want to go through the bridge, master?"
"Ay," said the other. "Do you want to cross the bridge, master?"
Todd smiled grimly as he replied by asking a question.
Todd smiled grimly as he responded with a question.
"Is it dangerous?"
"Is it risky?"
"Why, you see, master, it may be or it may not. But we are not the sort to say no, if a fare says as he wants to go through the bridge. To be sure there be times when there is a squall upon the river, and then any man may say no."
"Well, you see, sir, it could be either way. But we're not the type to refuse if someone wants to cross the bridge. Of course, there are times when there's a storm on the river, and then anyone is free to say no."
"But that is not now," said Todd.
"But that's not happening now," said Todd.
"No, master, that is not now, so if you must go through the bridge, only say so, and through we go. We have been lots o' times when it's as bad, ay, and perhaps a trifle waser than it is now. Haven't we, Bill?"
"No, master, that's not the case right now, so if you really need to cross the bridge, just say the word, and we'll go. We've done it plenty of times when it was just as bad, yeah, and maybe even a bit worse than it is now. Haven't we, Bill?"
"Ay, ay."
"Yeah, yeah."
"If," said Todd, "the lady has no particular objection."
"If," Todd said, "the lady doesn't have any specific objection."
"Can we not land upon this side of the bridge?" said Mrs. Lovett.
"Can't we land on this side of the bridge?" asked Mrs. Lovett.
"In course, ma'am," said one of the boatmen. "In course, ma'am."
"In due time, ma'am," said one of the boatmen. "In due time, ma'am."
"But," added Todd hastily, "we must, then, until to-morrow, abandon the business upon which we came, as landing upon this side of the bridge will not suit me by any means."
"But," Todd quickly added, "we have to, until tomorrow, put aside the task we came for, because landing on this side of the bridge definitely doesn’t work for me."
"Pass through," cried Mrs. Lovett sternly. "I for one will not abandon the business upon which I came, except with my life. It is more than life to me, and I will go upon it, let it lead me where it may."
"Move along," Mrs. Lovett said firmly. "I, for one, won’t give up the business I came for, unless it costs me my life. It's more than just life to me, and I will pursue it, no matter where it takes me."
"And I," said Todd, in a voice of great indifference, "I, too, am of precisely that opinion. So through the bridge we must go at any risk, if you, my men, will take us."
"And I," said Todd, with a tone of complete indifference, "I also share that opinion. So we must cross the bridge at any cost, if you all, my men, are willing to take us."
"Pull away. Bill," was the only reply of the waterman. "Pull away, Bill, and keep her steady. On we go."
"Get us moving, Bill," was all the waterman said. "Keep it steady, Bill. Let's go."
By this time a curious throng of persons had assembled on the bridge to watch the wherry, for previous to its approach two others had declined the dangerous passage of the arch, and had landed their passengers at a small stairs some distance from the strong eddying current that leaped and bubbled through the arch. It was therefore something of a treat for the crowd to see their boat make for the dreaded spot, an evident determination on the part of the rowers to shoot through the arch of the bridge if it were possible so to do.
By this time, a curious crowd had gathered on the bridge to watch the small boat, since two other boats had turned back from the risky passage through the arch and had helped their passengers disembark at a small stairway some distance from the strong, swirling current that surged and bubbled through the arch. So, it was quite a spectacle for the crowd to see their boat heading toward the feared spot, showing the rowers' clear determination to navigate through the bridge's arch if possible.
No one spoke on board the boat. The watermen pulled very steady into the current, keeping over their shoulders a wary eye upon the head of the boat. Todd's eyes gleamed like two coals of fire, and Mrs. Lovett was as pale as death itself.
No one said a word on the boat. The rowers pulled steadily against the current, always glancing back at the front of the boat. Todd's eyes shone like two burning coals, and Mrs. Lovett was as pale as a ghost.
Perhaps at that moment she reflected that she had trusted herself with all her sins on board that little boat amid the wild rush of waters; but if she did, she said nothing. Neither by word nor by action did she give indication of the fear that was tugging at her heart.
Perhaps at that moment she realized that she had put all her sins on that little boat amid the chaotic waters; but if she did, she said nothing. Neither through her words nor her actions did she show the fear that was pulling at her heart.
And now the little wherry was floating in the boiling surge that flew towards the arch, and made when it got there such a battle to get through. There was no occasion for pulling. The only good they could now do with their oars was to steady the little craft, and so far as was possible to keep her head to the current.
And now the small rowboat was drifting in the raging waves that rushed toward the arch, and when it reached there, it struggled hard to get through. There was no need for rowing. The only helpful thing they could do with their oars was to stabilize the little boat and, as much as possible, keep it facing into the current.
That this was done by the two watermen with admirable and practised skill, every one who watched the progress of the party from the bridge or elsewhere could perceive; and now the critical moment was at hand, and the boat being caught like a reed, was swept under the bridge by the rapid current.
That the two watermen did this with impressive and practiced skill was obvious to everyone watching the group's progress from the bridge or elsewhere; now the critical moment had arrived, and the boat, caught like a reed, was swept under the bridge by the fast-moving current.
"Easy, Bill," cried one of the men.
"Take it easy, Bill," shouted one of the guys.
"Easy it is," said the other.
"That's easy," said the other.
"You will upset us, my dear madam," said Todd, "if you move;" and then, while the two men were fully engaged with the boat, and by far too much occupied with the necessary movements for the preservation of themselves and their little craft, Todd, with one blow upon the head, struck Mrs. Lovett overboard.
"You'll upset us, my dear ma'am," said Todd, "if you move;" and then, while the two men were completely focused on the boat and way too caught up in the necessary actions to keep themselves and their little vessel safe, Todd gave Mrs. Lovett one blow to the head and knocked her overboard.
She uttered a piercing shriek.
She let out a loud scream.
"What's that?—what's that?" cried the boatmen.
"What's that?—what's that?" shouted the boatmen.
The boat scraped against the side of the arch for a moment, and then shot through it with a terrific bound into the comparatively still water on the other side of the bridge.
The boat rubbed against the side of the arch for a moment, and then burst through it with a huge leap into the relatively calm water on the other side of the bridge.
"I'm afraid," said Todd, "that the lady has fallen overboard."
"I'm afraid," Todd said, "that the lady has fallen overboard."
"Afraid!" cried one of the watermen. "Why, good God! don't you see she has; and there she goes, along with the stream. Pull away, Bill; don't you see her? There she goes!"
"Afraid!" shouted one of the watermen. "Good God! Can't you see she has? And there she goes, drifting with the current. Pull hard, Bill; can't you see her? There she goes!"
"Alas, poor thing!" said Todd.
"Aw, poor thing!" said Todd.

Old London Bridge.—Todd Tries His Murderous Hand On Mrs. Lovett.
Old London Bridge.—Todd Attempts to Murder Mrs. Lovett.
He affected to be overcome by his feelings, and to be compelled to rest his head upon his hands, while he kept his hot-looking blood-shot eyes fixed upon the form of Mrs. Lovett in the water.
He pretended to be overwhelmed by his emotions and felt the need to rest his head on his hands, while keeping his bloodshot, heated eyes focused on Mrs. Lovett's body in the water.
And now a scene ensued of deep interest to Todd—a scene which he watched with the greatest attention. It was a scene upon the issue of which he felt that his life depended.
And now a scene unfolded that was incredibly important to Todd—a scene he observed with intense focus. It was a moment where he felt that his life was at stake.
If Mrs. Lovett were saved, his life would not be worth an hour's purchase. If she were drowned, he was, so he fancied, a free man; and he saw that from the shore several boats put off after her, while the two men in his wherry pulled as though their lives depended upon hers.
If Mrs. Lovett were saved, his life wouldn’t be worth an hour’s time. If she drowned, he thought he’d be a free man; and he noticed that from the shore several boats set off after her, while the two men in his boat rowed as if their lives depended on hers.
Todd could have struck them for the exertions that they were making, but he dared not even speak one deprecating word to make them pause. He was condemned only to watch what was going on; and truly a most interesting scene it was.
Todd could have told them off for the effort they were putting in, but he didn’t even dare to say a single negative word to make them stop. He was stuck just watching what was happening; and it really was a fascinating scene.
Mrs. Lovett had on a large cloak, and it was by the aid of that, as well as by the strength of the current, that she floated so long as to make it quite remarkable, and to induce the opinion in the minds of some of the spectators that she was swimming.
Mrs. Lovett was wearing a large cloak, and it was thanks to that, along with the strength of the current, that she floated for so long, making it quite notable and leading some of the spectators to think she was swimming.
Suddenly, just as a boat that had put off from the stairs by the Custom House reached her, down she went.
Suddenly, just as a boat that had pushed off from the stairs by the Custom House reached her, she went down.
"Gone!" said Todd.
"He's gone!" said Todd.
"Yes, she's gone," said one of the watermen. "She's gone, poor thing, whoever she was, and no one will get her now."
"Yeah, she's gone," said one of the watermen. "She's gone, poor thing, whoever she was, and no one can save her now."
"Are you sure of that?"
"Are you sure about that?"
"Ah, master, as sure as may be; but you are a witness that it was no fault of ours, master."
"Ah, master, that's for sure; but you know it wasn't our fault, master."
"Certainly," said Todd. "The fact is, that she got alarmed the moment the boat shot under the arch, and rose up. I tried to catch her, but she toppled over into the water."
"Sure," said Todd. "The truth is, she got scared as soon as the boat went under the arch and came up. I tried to grab her, but she fell into the water."
"Natural enough, sir. If she did get up, over she was sure to go. Did you hear what a shriek she gave, Bill? My eye, if I don't dream of that, I'm a Dutchman! I fancy it is ringing in my ears. Yet I have heard a few odd sounds on the river in my time, but that was the very worst."
"Completely natural, sir. If she did get up, she was definitely going to fall over. Did you hear the scream she made, Bill? Wow, if I don't dream about that, I'll be shocked! I can almost still hear it. I've heard a few strange noises on the river before, but that one was the worst."
"And she is gone," said Todd. "Why does that boat linger there upon the spot where she went down? Stay—stay, I cannot see if you pull into shore so quick. Now that barge is between me and the boat."
"And she’s gone," said Todd. "Why is that boat hanging around the spot where she went down? Wait—wait, I can’t see if you’re pulling into shore so fast. Now that barge is blocking my view of the boat."
"There's nothing to see now, sir."
"There's nothing to see right now, sir."
"Well—well. That will do—that will do. Poor creature! Viewing it in one way, my friends, it's a happy release, for she was a little touched in her intellect, poor thing; but it's dreadful to lose one to whom you are much attached; notwithstanding, I shall shed many a tear over her loss, and of the two I had really much rather it had been myself. Alas! alas! you see how deeply affected I am!"
"Well—well. That’s enough—that’s enough. Poor thing! Looking at it one way, my friends, it’s a happy release, since she wasn’t quite all there, poor thing; but it’s terrible to lose someone you’re so close to; still, I’ll shed many tears over her loss, and between the two of us, I would much rather it had been me. Oh dear! Oh dear! You can see how deeply this affects me!"
"It's no use grieving, sir."
"There's no point in grieving, sir."
"Not a whit—not a whit. I know that, but I can't help it. Take that and divide it between you. I give it to you as a kind of assurance that it is not your fault the poor thing fell overboard."
"Not at all—not at all. I know that, but I can’t help it. Take this and share it between you. I’m giving it to you as a way of assuring you that it’s not your fault the poor thing fell overboard."
"Thank your honour," said the man in whose huge palm Todd had placed a guinea. "We may be asked who you are possibly, sir, if the body should be found."
"Thank you, Your Honor," said the man in whose large hand Todd had placed a guinea. "We might be asked who you are, sir, if the body is found."
"Oh, certainly—certainly," said Todd, "that is well thought of. I am the Rev. Silas Mugginthorpe, preacher at the new chapel in Little Britain. Will you remember?"
"Oh, definitely—definitely," said Todd, "that’s a good point. I’m the Rev. Silas Mugginthorpe, preacher at the new chapel in Little Britain. Will you remember?"
"Oh, yes sir. All's right."
"Oh, yes, sir. Everything's good."
Todd ascended the slippery steps of the little landing-place with an awfully demoniac chuckle upon his face, and when he reached the top of them he struck his breast with his clenched hand, as he said in a voice of fierce glee—
Todd climbed the slick steps of the small landing with a wicked grin on his face, and when he reached the top, he pounded his chest with his fist and exclaimed with fierce delight—
"'Tis done—'tis done. Ha, ha, ha! 'Tis done. Why, Mrs. Lovett, you have surely been singularly indiscreet to-day. Ha, ha! Food for fishes, if fishes can live in the Thames. Ha, ha! Farewell, Mrs. Lovett, a long farewell to you. So—so you thought, did you, to get the better of Sweeney Todd? To stick to him like a bear until he should be compelled to, what you called, settle with you? Well, he has settled with you—he has! Ha, ha!"
"It’s done—it’s done. Ha, ha, ha! It’s done. Well, Mrs. Lovett, you’ve certainly been quite reckless today. Ha, ha! Food for the fish, if the fish can survive in the Thames. Ha, ha! Goodbye, Mrs. Lovett, a long goodbye to you. So—you thought you could outsmart Sweeney Todd, huh? Stick to him like a bear until he had to, as you put it, settle things with you? Well, he has settled things with you—he has! Ha, ha!"
Thus in wild ferocious glee did Todd walk through the city back to his own house after perpetrating this the worst murder, if there can be at all degrees in murder, that he had ever done. People got out of his way as they heard his wild demoniac laugh, and many, after one glance at his awful face, crossed over to the other side of the street with precipitation.
So in wild, fierce joy did Todd walk through the city back to his own house after committing this worst murder, if there even are degrees in murder, that he had ever done. People moved aside as they heard his wild, demonic laugh, and many, after one glance at his horrifying face, quickly crossed to the other side of the street.
"Good-day, Mrs. Lovett," he kept muttering. "A charming day, Mrs. Lovett, and charmingly you look to-day, only a little swelled and bloated with the water. You wish me to settle with you? Oh, of course, I will settle with you before we part. Ha, ha!"
"Good day, Mrs. Lovett," he kept muttering. "It's a lovely day, Mrs. Lovett, and you look lovely today, just a bit swollen and bloated from the water. You want me to settle up with you? Oh, of course, I'll settle up with you before we leave. Ha, ha!"
Todd had never been so thoroughly pleased in all his life. More than once he stopped in the street to laugh, and twice on his route he called at noted hostels in the city to refresh himself with a glass of something strong and hot. He fancied that he wore upon his countenance quite an amiable aspect, and if one can fancy the devil himself looking sentimental, or an ogre looking religious and humane, we may have some sort of mixed idea of how Todd looked when he was amiable.
Todd had never been this happy in his life. More than once, he stopped on the street just to laugh, and he even visited two popular bars in the city to enjoy a strong, hot drink. He thought he had a pretty friendly expression on his face, and if you could imagine the devil looking sentimental or an ogre appearing kind and humane, that might give you an idea of how Todd looked when he was cheerful.
In this blissful condition he reached Fleet Street, and just as he crossed the way from Ludgate Hill to the top of Fleet Market he was accosted by a miserable-looking woman in widow's weeds, with a girl in one hand and a boy in the other. They were begging, that was evident, for each of the children, and genteel pleasant-looking children they were, although now dejected by destitution, had upon its breast a little written paper with the one word, "Want" upon it. That word ought to have been sufficient to unlock the hearts of the passers by, and yet how the crowd hurried on!
In this happy state, he reached Fleet Street, and just as he crossed from Ludgate Hill to the top of Fleet Market, he was approached by a sad-looking woman in mourning clothes, holding a girl in one hand and a boy in the other. They were clearly begging, as each of the children—who were well-behaved and pleasant-looking, though now downcast due to poverty—had a small piece of paper pinned to their clothes with the word "Want" written on it. That word should have been enough to open the hearts of the people walking by, yet the crowd rushed past without a second thought!

The Widow Asks For Charity Of Her Husband's Murderer—Todd.
The Widow Asks for Help from Her Husband's Killer—Todd.
"Oh, Mr. Todd," said the woman, "can you spare a trifle for the little ones?"
"Oh, Mr. Todd," the woman said, "can you spare a little something for the kids?"
"Who are you," he said, "that you address me by my name, woman?"
"Who are you," he said, "that you call me by my name, woman?"
"My name is Cummins, sir. Don't you recollect how my poor husband, John Cummins, went out one day about a month ago, to carry the watch-cases he had to polish to his employers, saying that he would call at your shop and be shaved before he went into the city, and didn't call, sir, as you kindly told me, but has never been heard of since? The city people will have it that he ran away; but ah, sir, I know him better. Would he run away from me and from those that he loved so well? Oh, no—no—no, I know John better."
"My name is Cummins, sir. Don’t you remember how my poor husband, John Cummins, went out one day about a month ago to deliver the watch cases he needed to polish for his job? He said he would stop by your shop to get a shave before heading into the city, but he never came, sir, as you kindly told me, and he hasn’t been heard from since. People in the city think he ran away, but, oh sir, I know him better. Would he really abandon me and those he loved so much? Oh, no—no—no, I know John better."
CHAPTER XCVIII.
JOHANNA HAS A VISITOR WHILE TODD IS GONE UPON THE RIVER.
"Well?" said Todd.
"Well?" Todd asked.
"Well, sir, I was thinking that—that you might spare a trifle for the children, sir. They are starving—do you hear, Mr. Todd?—they are starving, and have no father now."
"Well, sir, I was thinking that you might spare a little for the children. They’re starving—do you hear, Mr. Todd?—they’re starving, and they have no father now."
"What was the value of the watch-cases your husband had with him, Mrs. Cummins, when he disappeared?"
"What was the value of the watch cases your husband had with him, Mrs. Cummins, when he disappeared?"
"About a hundred pounds, sir, they tell me. But don't you believe, sir, for one moment that John deserted me and these—ah no, sir."
"About a hundred pounds, sir, I've been told. But don't you think for a second, sir, that John abandoned me and these—oh no, sir."
"You really think so?"
"Do you really think that?"
"I am sure of it, sir, quite—quite sure of it. He loved me, sir, and these—he did indeed, sir. You will help us, Mr. Todd—oh, say that you will do what you can for us."
"I’m sure of it, sir, absolutely—totally sure of it. He loved me, sir, and these—he really did, sir. Please help us, Mr. Todd—oh, say that you’ll do whatever you can for us."
"Certainly, my good woman—certainly. What is this little fellow's name, Mrs. Cummins?"
"Of course, my dear lady—of course. What’s this little guy’s name, Mrs. Cummins?"
"William—William is his name," said the poor woman, in such a flurry from the idea of what Todd was going to do for the children that she could hardly speak, but caught her breath hysterically. "His name is William, Mr. Todd."
"William—William is his name," the distressed woman said, so overwhelmed by the thought of what Todd would do for the kids that she struggled to get the words out, gasping for air. "His name is William, Mr. Todd."
"And this little girl, ma'am?"
"And this little girl, ma'am?"
"Ann, sir—Ann. That is her name, Mr. Todd. The same, if you please, sir, as her poor mother's. Look up, Ann, my dear, and courtesy to the gentleman. God bless you, Mr. Todd, for thinking of me and mine. God bless you, sir!"
"Ann, sir—Ann. That's her name, Mr. Todd. Just like her poor mother’s. Look up, Ann, my dear, and curtsy to the gentleman. God bless you, Mr. Todd, for thinking of me and my family. God bless you, sir!"
"Ann and William," said Todd, "Ann and William; and very nice children they are, too, in my opinion, Mrs. Cummins."
"Ann and William," Todd said, "Ann and William; and I think they’re very nice kids, too, Mrs. Cummins."
"They are good children, sir." Mrs. Cummins burst into tears at the idea of what Todd was going to do for the children, for the whole of the parish was impressed with the idea that he was well to do. "They are very good children Mr. Todd; and although a charge to me, are still a blessing; for now that John is gone, they seem to hold me to the world, sir."
"They're good kids, sir." Mrs. Cummins started crying at the thought of what Todd was going to do for the children, since everyone in the parish believed he was well-off. "They’re really good kids, Mr. Todd; and even though they’re a responsibility for me, they’re still a blessing; because now that John is gone, they seem to keep me connected to the world, sir."
"Well, Mrs. Cummins, I am glad you have applied to me, for if you had not, I certainly should not have known the names of your children. As it is, however, whenever I pray, I will think of them, and of you; and in the meantime, I commend you to the care of that Providence which, of course, cannot permit the widow and the fatherless to want anything in this world, or the next either."
"Well, Mrs. Cummins, I'm glad you reached out to me, because if you hadn't, I definitely wouldn't have known your children's names. That said, whenever I pray, I'll keep them and you in my thoughts; in the meantime, I trust you will be watched over by that Providence which, of course, won't allow a widow and her children to lack anything in this world or the next."
Todd walked leisurely on.
Todd strolled on.
"Ha! ha!" he laughed. "Good again. What have I to do with charity, or charity with me? I am at war with all the world, and at war with Heaven, too, if there be one, which I will not admit! No, no—I will not admit that."
"Ha! ha!" he laughed. "That's funny. What do I have to do with charity, or charity with me? I'm at war with everyone, and I'm at war with Heaven too, if there is one, which I refuse to accept! No way—I won't accept that."
While Todd was away upon this errand of getting rid of Mrs. Lovett, which we have seen he has accomplished so much to his satisfaction, Johanna was not entirely without visitors. The excellent watch that was kept upon the movements of Todd, in their minutest particular, by Sir Richard Blunt and his officers, let them know perfectly well that Todd was from home; but it was not from them that Johanna had her first visit after Todd was gone.
While Todd was out on his mission to deal with Mrs. Lovett, which he had successfully completed to his satisfaction, Johanna was not completely alone. Sir Richard Blunt and his officers kept a close eye on Todd's every move and knew he was out. However, it was not from them that Johanna received her first visitor after Todd left.
He had not left the shop above ten minutes when Johanna heard a mysterious noise outside the door of it. It sounded as if someone were scraping it with something. At first she felt a little uneasy at the sound, but as it increased she calmed herself, and resolved upon ascertaining what it was.
He had only been gone from the shop for about ten minutes when Johanna heard a strange noise outside the door. It sounded like someone was scraping it with something. At first, she felt a bit uneasy about the sound, but as it got louder, she calmed herself and decided to find out what it was.
Turning to the door, cautiously she opened it a little way. That was quite sufficient to dispel any fears that she might have, for the paw of a dog was immediately thrust through the opening; and when upon this Johanna opened the door freely, Hector, with a loud bark, dashed into the shop.
Turning to the door, she carefully opened it a bit. That was enough to ease any worries she had, because the paw of a dog quickly pushed through the gap; and when Johanna saw this, she opened the door wide, and Hector, with a loud bark, rushed into the shop.
So fierce was the dog's demeanour, that Johanna shrank aside, but master Hector saw with half an eye that he had frightened her, so he went up to her, and licked her hand in token of amity, after which he barked loudly at the shop, as though he would have said, "Mind though I am friends with you, I am still the uncompromising foe of all else in this place."
So fierce was the dog's attitude that Johanna stepped back, but Master Hector noticed right away that he had scared her. He approached her and licked her hand as a sign of friendship. Then he barked loudly at the shop, as if to say, "Even though I'm friendly with you, I’m still the sworn enemy of everything else here."
"Alas poor dog," said Johanna as the tears rushed to her eyes, "you will never see your master again."
"Poor dog," said Johanna as tears filled her eyes, "you'll never see your owner again."
The young girl's grief for the loss of her lover seemed all to be roused up freshly from the depths of her heart at this appearance of the dog, which she had some reason to believe had been the companion of Mark Ingestrie. She sat down upon the little stool by the fire, and covering face with her hands, she wept bitterly.
The young girl's sorrow for the loss of her lover felt like it was stirred up all over again by the sight of the dog, which she had reason to think had been Mark Ingestrie's companion. She sat down on the small stool by the fire, covering her face with her hands, and cried hard.
In the meantime, Hector, finding that Todd was not there to do battle with him, made up his mind for a grand rummage in the shop; and truly he conducted it with a perseverance and a recklessness of consequences that was wonderful. He was on the counter that ran along under the window—he was under it—he was on every shelf, and he tore open every cupboard; but alas! poor Hector could find no token of his lost master. At length the howling and the scratching that he made induced Johanna to look up to see what he wanted. She was rather appalled at the confusion he had created, and she could not think what he wanted until she found that there was a shelf at the top of the cupboard, that was equally out of her reach as it was out of his.
In the meantime, Hector, realizing that Todd wasn't there to face him, decided to have a big rummage in the shop; and honestly, he did it with an amazing level of determination and a disregard for the mess he was creating. He was on the counter under the window—he was underneath it—he explored every shelf, and he ripped open every cupboard; but sadly! poor Hector couldn't find any sign of his missing master. Eventually, the noise and scratching he made prompted Johanna to look up to see what he needed. She was quite shocked at the chaos he had caused, and she couldn't figure out what he wanted until she discovered there was a shelf at the top of the cupboard that was just as out of her reach as it was out of his.
"I cannot help you, my poor friend," she said. "There seems to be nothing on that shelf."
"I can’t help you, my poor friend," she said. "It looks like there’s nothing on that shelf."
Hector, however, having retired to a remote corner of the shop, and got on a chair in order that he might get a good look at the shelf, was of a different opinion; and, finding that he was not to calculate upon any help from Johanna, he made various springs up to the shelf with his mouth open, until at last he caught hold of a little bit of tape that seemed to be hanging over the edge of it.
Hector, however, having moved to a quiet corner of the shop and climbed onto a chair to get a better view of the shelf, had a different opinion. Realizing he couldn’t count on any help from Johanna, he made several jumps up to the shelf with his mouth open until he finally grabbed a small piece of tape that seemed to be hanging over the edge.
The tape was attached to something, which Hector immediately, with a loud bark of defiance, took possession of, partly by standing upon it, and partly by holding it in his mouth. Upon stooping to see what this was, Johanna discovered that it was a waistcoat of blue cloth.
The tape was attached to something, and Hector immediately claimed it with a loud bark of defiance, partly by standing on it and partly by holding it in his mouth. When Johanna bent down to see what it was, she realized it was a blue cloth waistcoat.
At first Hector did not seem much to fancy even letting her look at it; but after looking intently in her face for a few moments, he very quietly resigned it to her, only he kept very close to it while she turned it round and round and looked at it. It might have been Mark Ingestrie's. It looked something like the sort of garment that a master mariner might be supposed to wear, and the evident recognition of it by the dog spoke wonders in favour of the supposition that it had belonged to his master at one time or another.
At first, Hector didn’t seem too keen on even letting her see it; but after staring at her face for a few moments, he quietly handed it over to her. He stayed close by while she turned it around and examined it. It could have belonged to Mark Ingestrie. It looked like something a master mariner would wear, and the dog's clear recognition of it suggested that it had once belonged to his master.
Johanna thought that in one of the pockets there seemed something, and upon putting in her hand she found a small piece of paper folded in four. To undo it was the work of a moment, and then she saw upon it the following words:—
Johanna thought that there was something in one of the pockets, and when she reached in, she found a small piece of paper folded in quarters. It only took a moment to unfold it, and then she saw these words written on it:—
"Mr. Oakley, Spectacle-maker, 33, Fore Street, City."
"Mr. Oakley, Eyewear Maker, 33 Fore Street, City."
Her senses seemed upon the point of deserting her. Every object for a moment appeared to whirl round her in a mad dance. Who should know better—ah, who should know half so well as she—the handwriting which conveyed those few words to her senses? It was the handwriting of her lost lover, Mark Ingestrie!
Her senses felt like they were about to betray her. Everything around her seemed to spin in a crazy dance for a moment. Who could understand better—ah, who could understand even half as well as she—the handwriting that delivered those few words to her senses? It was the handwriting of her lost love, Mark Ingestrie!
"Hilloa! Pison, is you here?" cried a voice at the shop door at this moment.
"Hilloa! Pison, are you in here?" called a voice at the shop door just then.
Johanna started to her feet.
Johanna got to her feet.
"Who are you?—what do you want?" she cried. "Murder!—murder! He has been foully murdered, I say; I will swear it—I—I—God help me!"
"Who are you? What do you want?" she yelled. "Murder! Murder! He has been brutally murdered, I tell you; I will swear it—I—I—God help me!"
With the little scrap of paper in her hand, she staggered back until she came to the huge shaving-chair, into which she sank with a long-drawn sigh.
With the small piece of paper in her hand, she stumbled back until she reached the large shaving chair, into which she collapsed with a deep sigh.
"Why, what's the row?" said the man, who was no other than Hector's friend, the ostler, from the inn opposite. "What's the row? Now what an out-and-out willain of a dog you is, Pison, to cut over here like bricks as soon as you can git loose to do so. Don't you know that old Todd is a busting to do you an ill turn some o' these days? and yet you will come, you hidiot."
"Why, what's going on?" said the man, who was none other than Hector's friend, the stable worker from the inn across the street. "What's the issue? You are such a complete fool, Pison, to rush over here as soon as you get the chance. Don't you realize that old Todd is itching to do something bad to you one of these days? And yet you still come, you idiot."
"Mr. Todd is out," said Johanna.
"Mr. Todd isn't here," said Johanna.
"Oh, is he, my little man? Well, the devil go with him, that's all I say. Come along, that's a good dog."
"Oh, is he, my little guy? Well, let the devil take him, that's all I'll say. Come on, that's a good dog."
Pison only wagged his tail in recognition of the friendly feeling between him and the ostler, and then he kept quite close to Johanna and the waistcoat, which the moment he saw her drop, he laid hold of, and held tight with such an expression as was quite enough to convince the ostler he would not readily give it up again.
Pison simply wagged his tail in acknowledgment of the friendly vibe between him and the stable worker, and then he stayed really close to Johanna and the waistcoat. The moment he saw her drop it, he grabbed it and held on tightly with an expression that made it clear to the stable worker that he wouldn’t easily give it up again.
"Now what a hanimal you is," cried the ostler. "Whose blessed veskut is that you as got?"
"Now what a creature you are," cried the stable worker. "Whose blessed coat is that you've got?"
"He found it here," said Johanna. "Did you see his master on the day when he came here?"
"He found it here," Johanna said. "Did you see his master on the day he arrived?"
"No, my little chap, I didn't; but I don't care who knows it—it's my 'pinion that whosomedever his master was, old Sweeney Todd, your master, knows more on him than most folks. Come away, Pison, will you?"
"No, my little guy, I didn't; but I don't care who knows it—it's my opinion that whoever his master was, old Sweeney Todd, your master, knows more about him than most people. Come on, Pison, will you?"
The dog did not now show much disinclination to follow the ostler, but he kept the waistcoat firmly in his grasp, as he left the shop after him. Johanna still held that little scrap of paper in her hand, and oh! what a world of food for reflection did it present her with. Was it, or was it not, an establishment of the fact of Mark Ingestrie having been Todd's victim? That was the question that Johanna put to herself, as through her tears, that fell like rain, she gazed upon that paper, with those few words upon it, in the well-known hand of her lover.
The dog didn’t seem very reluctant to follow the stableman now, but he held onto the waistcoat tightly as he left the shop. Johanna still clutched that little piece of paper in her hand, and oh! what a lot of thoughts it stirred in her. Was it or wasn’t it proof that Mark Ingestrie had been Todd’s victim? That was the question Johanna kept asking herself as she looked at the paper, with its few words in her lover's familiar handwriting, through her tears that fell like rain.
The more Johanna reflected upon this question, the more difficult a one did she find it to answer in any way that was at all satisfactory to her feelings. The strong presumption that Mark Ingestrie had fallen a victim to Todd had not been sufficiently obliterated by all that Sir Richard Blunt had said to her to free her mind from a strong bias to fancy anything that transpired at Todd's a corroboration of that fact.
The more Johanna thought about this question, the harder it became for her to come up with an answer that truly satisfied her feelings. The strong belief that Mark Ingestrie had become a victim of Todd hadn’t been erased by everything Sir Richard Blunt had said to her, leaving her mind still biased towards thinking that anything that happened at Todd's confirmed that idea.
"Yes," she said, mournfully, "yes, poor—poor Mark. Each day only adds to my conviction that you became this man's victim, and that that fatal String of Pearls, which you fondly thought would be a means of uniting us together by removing the disabilities of want of fortune, has been your death. That waistcoat, which your faithful dog has carried with him, is another relic of you, and this scrap of paper is but another link in the chain of circumstances that convinces me we shall never meet again in this world."
"Yes," she said sadly, "yes, poor—poor Mark. Every day just makes me more convinced that you fell victim to this man, and that that fateful String of Pearls, which you hoped would bring us together by solving the issue of money, has led to your demise. That waistcoat, which your loyal dog has been carrying, is another reminder of you, and this piece of paper is just another connection in the chain of events that makes me believe we will never see each other again in this world."
Poor Johanna was absolutely reasoning herself into an agony of grief, when the door of the shop opened, and an old man with white hair made his appearance.
Poor Johanna was truly driving herself into a state of deep grief when the shop door opened, and an old man with white hair walked in.
"Is Mr. Todd within?" he said.
"Is Mr. Todd available?" he asked.
"No, sir," replied Johanna.
"No, sir," Johanna replied.
"And is it possible," added the old man, straightening himself up, "that I am disguised so well that even you do not know me, Johanna?"
"And is it possible," the old man said, straightening up, "that I am disguised so well that even you don’t recognize me, Johanna?"
In a moment now she recognised the voice. It was that of Sir Richard Blunt.
In that moment, she recognized the voice. It belonged to Sir Richard Blunt.
"Oh, sir," she said, "I do indeed know you now, and I am very—very wretched."
"Oh, sir," she said, "I really do recognize you now, and I am very—very unhappy."
"Has anything new occurred, Johanna, to produce this feeling?"
"Has anything new happened, Johanna, to cause this feeling?"
"Yes, sir. The dog, that my heart tells me belonged to poor Mark, has been over here, and with a rare instinct he found a piece of apparel, in the pocket of which was this paper. It is in his writing. I know it too—too well to be denied. Ah, sir, you, even you, will no longer now seek to delude me with false hopes. But do not tarry here, sir; Todd has been long gone, and may at any chance moment come back again."
"Yes, sir. The dog that I believe belonged to poor Mark has been here, and with an amazing instinct, he found a piece of clothing that had this paper in the pocket. It’s in his handwriting. I recognize it too well to be mistaken. Ah, sir, even you won’t try to mislead me with false hopes anymore. But don’t stay here, sir; Todd has been gone for a while, and he could come back at any moment."
"Be at rest upon that point, Johanna. He cannot come back without my being made aware of it by my friends without. But tell me in what way you attach such serious importance to this piece of paper, Johanna?"
"Don't worry about that, Johanna. He can't come back without my friends letting me know. But why do you think this piece of paper is so important, Johanna?"
"In what way, my dear friend? Do I not say that it is in poor Mark's own handwriting? How could it come here unless he brought it? Oh, sir, do not ask me in what way I attach importance to it. Rather let me ask you how, otherwise than upon the supposition of his having become one of Todd's victims, can you account for its being here at all?"
"In what way, my dear friend? I’m not saying it’s not in poor Mark's handwriting. How else could it have arrived here unless he brought it? Oh, sir, please don't ask me why I think it’s important. Instead, let me ask you: besides thinking he has become one of Todd's victims, how else can you explain its presence here?"
"Really," said Sir Richard, "this Mark Ingestrie must have been a very forgetful young man."
"Really," said Sir Richard, "this Mark Ingestrie must have been a pretty forgetful young guy."
"Forgetful?"
"Forgotten?"
"Yes. It seems that it was necessary for him to carry your name and address in his pocket. Now if he had given such a slip of paper as this to another person for fear he should forget what was not so deeply imprinted in his memory I should not have wondered at it for a moment."
"Yes. It looks like he needed to keep your name and address in his pocket. If he had handed a piece of paper like this to someone else because he was worried about forgetting something that wasn't as firmly set in his memory, I wouldn't have been surprised at all."
Johanna clasped her hands and looked the magistrate in the face, as she said—
Johanna clasped her hands and looked the magistrate in the eye as she said—
"Then, sir, you think—that is, you believe—that—that this is no proof of poor Mark having been here?"
"Then, sir, do you think—that is, do you believe—that this is no evidence of poor Mark being here?"
"As I hope for mercy in Heaven, it is to my mind a proof the other way, Johanna."
"As I hope for mercy in Heaven, I believe it proves the opposite, Johanna."
She burst into a passion of hysterical weeping. Sir Richard Blunt knew too much of human nature to interfere by word or gesture, with this effort of nature to relieve the overchanged heart, and he waited patiently, affecting to be looking upon some old prints upon the wall until he heard the sobs decrease to sighs. Then he turned with a smile to Johanna, and said—
She suddenly broke down into hysterical tears. Sir Richard Blunt understood human nature well enough not to interrupt this natural expression of emotion, so he waited patiently, pretending to examine some old prints on the wall until the sobs faded to sighs. Then he turned to Johanna with a smile and said—
"My dear girl, gather hope from that scrap of paper, not despair. Depend upon it the address of your father held too conspicuous a place in the heart of him who loved you to require that it should have been written upon a piece of paper. You know that my theory on the subject is that Mr. Thornhill was actually sent to you by Mark Ingestrie, and that it was he who perished here."
"My dear girl, take hope from that piece of paper, not despair. The fact that your father's address was too important to the one who loved you means it shouldn’t have just been written on a scrap. You know I believe that Mr. Thornhill was actually sent to you by Mark Ingestrie, and that he was the one who died here."
"And Mark himself—if that were so?"
"And what about Mark himself—if that's the case?"
"His fate has still to be elucidated; but that he perished here I do not believe, as I have often told you."
"His fate still needs to be clarified; but I don’t believe he died here, as I’ve told you many times."
"This is an exquisite relief," said Johanna, as she laid her hand upon her heart.
"This is a beautiful relief," said Johanna, placing her hand on her heart.
"Make much of it," said Sir Richard; "something even yet seems to tell me that you will be happy. I cannot think it possible that Heaven would permit such a man as Todd to destroy your earthly felicity. But how comes the shop in such confusion?"
"Make the most of it," said Sir Richard; "something still seems to tell me that you will be happy. I can’t believe that Heaven would allow someone like Todd to ruin your happiness. But why is the shop in such a mess?"
"It was the dog. He would look everywhere, and I had not the heart nor the strength to prevent him. Todd has a horror of him; and fright will keep him quiet when I tell him the cause of the mischief that is done here."
"It was the dog. He would search everywhere, and I didn't have the heart or the energy to stop him. Todd is afraid of him; and fear will keep him silent when I explain the reason for the trouble that has been caused here."
"Perhaps then it will be better to leave it as it is," said Sir Richard, "than awaken his suspicions by attempting to put the place to rights, in which you might fail in some particulars known to him. And now tell me, Johanna, what passed between him and this Mrs. Lovett?"
"Maybe it’s best to just leave it alone," said Sir Richard, "rather than raise his suspicions by trying to fix things, especially since you might miss some details that he knows about. Now, tell me, Johanna, what happened between him and this Mrs. Lovett?"
"But a few words, sir, before I was sent out. There is one thing though that I suspect, and that is that Mrs. Lovett has found out my secret."
"But just a few words, sir, before I left. There’s one thing I suspect, and that is that Mrs. Lovett has discovered my secret."
"Indeed?"
"Really?"
"Yes, she regarded me with a strange gaze that made me feel that she penetrated my disguise. I know not if she will say as much to Todd, but one glance of his eye upon me when he returns will satisfy me upon that, I think."
"Yeah, she looked at me with a weird gaze that made me feel like she saw right through my disguise. I don’t know if she’ll mention it to Todd, but I think one look from him when he gets back will confirm it for me."
At this moment a bugle sounded in Fleet Street.
At that moment, a bugle rang out in Fleet Street.
"That is my signal," said Sir Richard. "Todd is coming. I will be close at hand, Johanna, lest Mrs. Lovett has told him your secret, and you should find yourself in any danger. Farewell! Heaven hold you in its keeping."
"That's my signal," said Sir Richard. "Todd is on his way. I’ll be nearby, Johanna, in case Mrs. Lovett has spilled your secret, and you end up in any trouble. Goodbye! May heaven protect you."
CHAPTER XCIX.
THE COOK FEELS THAT ALL THE WORLD NEGLECTS HIM, AND THEN HE GETS A LETTER.
Sir Richard Blunt left the shop, and Johanna had just time to conceal the scrap of paper which she had found in the waistcoat, and to seem to be busy at the fire, when Todd made his appearance. She had never seen such a grim smile upon Todd's face as it now wore. He was for once in his life fairly pleased. When had he made such a morning's work as that? Not even in his acquisition of those fatal Pearls had he gained so much as by that one slight push that had sent Mrs. Lovett and her claims into the river so neatly.
Sir Richard Blunt left the shop, and Johanna just had time to hide the scrap of paper she had found in the waistcoat and pretend to be busy at the fire when Todd showed up. She had never seen such a sinister smile on Todd's face as he wore now. For once, he was genuinely pleased. When had he ever done such a great job in a morning? Not even when he got those deadly Pearls had he accomplished so much with that one little shove that sent Mrs. Lovett and her claims neatly into the river.
No wonder Sweeney Todd was elated and delighted. He had all the money now to himself. There was no one now to say to him "Where is my share?" He had all the produce of another's awful criminality to add to his own. Was he not thus a very happy man for a little while?
No wonder Sweeney Todd was overjoyed and thrilled. He had all the money to himself now. There was no one left to ask him, "Where's my share?" He had all the gains from someone else's terrible crime to mix with his own. Was he not, for a brief moment, a very happy man?
The sunshine of the heart was not a thing to last long in such a bosom as Sweeney Todd's. His was not that sweet and lasting hilarity of soul that can alone arise from a deep and sincere consciousness of right. No! The fierce delight of a successful stroke of villany may for a time resemble happiness, but it is a resemblance as weak as that between the faint watery ray of a winter's sun and the full blaze of the god-like luminary in all the beauty of the vernal season.
The warmth of the heart didn't last long in someone like Sweeney Todd. He didn’t have that deep and genuine joy that comes from truly knowing what’s right. No! The intense thrill of pulling off a wicked act might feel like happiness for a moment, but it’s a weak illusion, similar to the pale, watery light of a winter sun compared to the bright, full brilliance of the sun in all its glory during spring.
But for the time, we say, Todd was pleased, and the demoniac triumph of his soul beamed forth from his eyes and played around the puckered corners of his huge mouth.
But for now, we can say Todd was happy, and the wicked joy of his spirit shone in his eyes and danced around the wrinkled corners of his large mouth.
"Well, Charley," he said, "how goes it with you, my lad?"
"Well, Charley," he said, "how's it going with you, my boy?"
Johanna stared as well she might to hear Todd speak in such a mild pacific sort of way.
Johanna stared, as she had every reason to, upon hearing Todd speak so calmly and peacefully.
"Sir?" she said.
"Excuse me?" she said.
"I say, how goes it with you, my good boy. How have you passed the time in my unavoidable absence upon a little business?"
"I say, how's it going with you, my good boy? How have you spent your time during my unavoidable absence on a little business?"
"Quite tolerable, sir, thank you, with the exception that a dog pushed his way into the shop, and, as you see, sir, has made some confusion."
"Quite alright, sir, thank you, except that a dog barged into the shop and, as you can see, sir, has caused some mess."
"A dog?"
"Is that a dog?"
"Yes, sir. A large one, black and white. I had no strength to turn him out, so he had his will in the shop, and tossed the things about as you see, sir."
"Yes, sir. A big one, black and white. I didn't have the strength to kick him out, so he did what he wanted in the shop and messed things up like you see, sir."
"My malediction upon that confounded dog. He is mad, Charley, I tell you, he is stark, staring mad. Why did you not throw open razors at him until one had transfixed him?"
"My curse on that annoying dog. He’s gone mad, Charley, I swear he’s completely insane. Why didn’t you throw razors at him until one stuck in him?"
"I don't like touching the razors, sir."
"I don't like using the razors, sir."
"You don't—you don't? He! he! What will he think when one touches him?" muttered Todd to himself as he turned aside and made a movement as though cutting a throat. "You don't like touching the razors, Charley?"
"You don't—you don't? Ha! What will he think when someone touches him?" Todd muttered to himself as he turned away and made a gesture like he was cutting a throat. "You don't like touching the razors, Charley?"
"No, sir, I thought you would be angry if I had, so the dog had all his own way here. I would have put the place to rights, but I thought you aught to see it as it is."
"No, sir, I thought you’d be upset if I had, so the dog got to do whatever he wanted here. I would have tidied things up, but I thought you should see it as it is."
"Right, my boy—right. To-morrow will be quite time enough to put it to rights. Yes, to-morrow. Has any one called, Charley?"
"Okay, my boy—okay. Tomorrow will be plenty of time to sort it out. Yes, tomorrow. Has anyone called, Charley?"
"No, sir."
"No way."
"Well I am glad of that, for when one is off upon an action of charity one don't like one's business to suffer as well. It's quite unknown what I give away, and I always like to see the object myself, you know, Charley, as I find I can then better adapt my benevolence to their real wants, which is a great—a very great object."
"Well, I'm happy to hear that because when you're involved in an act of charity, you don't want your work to suffer too. It's not common for people to know what I donate, and I always prefer to see the recipient myself, you know, Charley, because I find I can then better tailor my generosity to their actual needs, which is a significant—very significant goal."
"I should think it was, sir."
"I believe it was, sir."
"You are a clever observant lad, Charley, and you will, when you leave me, I feel convinced, drop into a genteel independence. You will want for nothing then, I feel quite assured, Charley."
"You’re a smart, observant guy, Charley, and when you leave me, I’m sure you’ll achieve a comfortable independence. I’m pretty confident you won’t lack for anything then, Charley."
"You are very good, sir."
"You're really good, sir."
"I strive to be good, Charley, and by the help of the gospel we may all be good to some extent—sinners that we are. Now, simple as is, it's really a great thing to be supplied in an unlimited manner with cold water."
"I try to be good, Charley, and with the help of the gospel, we can all be good to some degree—sinners that we are. Now, as simple as it is, it's actually a great thing to have an unlimited supply of cold water."
"No doubt of it, sir."
"Absolutely, sir."
"Well, I have supplied the person to whom my benevolence has extended this morning, with, I hope, an unlimited quantity, and always fresh. He!"
"Well, I have provided the person who has benefited from my kindness this morning with what I hope is an endless supply, and always fresh. He!"
Todd here executed one of his awful laughs, and then went into his parlour grinning at his own hideous facetiousness over the murder he had committed. Johanna had managed to say, from time to time, what was expected by way of answer to him, but it was with a shuddering consciousness that he had been about some great crime that she did so; and when he had left the shop, she said faintly to herself—
Todd let out one of his terrible laughs and then went into his living room, grinning at his own awful joke about the murder he had committed. Johanna managed to respond to him with the expected replies every now and then, but it was with a disturbing awareness of the huge crime he had committed that she did so; and when he left the shop, she whispered to herself—
"He has murdered Mrs. Lovett."
"He killed Mrs. Lovett."
It was sufficient, if Todd went out with an enemy and came home jocular, to conclude what had happened. That person then might be fairly presumed to be no more, and hence, with a shudder of horror pervading her frame, did Johanna whisper to herself—
It was enough that if Todd went out with an enemy and returned home in a joking mood, you could guess what had happened. That person could then be assumed to be no longer alive, and so, with a chilling sense of dread sweeping through her, Johanna whispered to herself—
"He has surely murdered Mrs. Lovett."
"He definitely murdered Mrs. Lovett."
The first thing that Todd did when he was alone in his parlour, and the door fast, was to produce the memoranda he had made of all that he had to do previous to leaving England. One item ran thus:—
The first thing Todd did when he was alone in his room, and the door locked, was to pull out the notes he had made about everything he needed to do before leaving England. One item read as follows:—
"Mem. To pay Mrs. Lovet in full."
"Note: To pay Mrs. Lovet in full."
After that item he wrote paid, and then he laughed again in his hideous way, and leaning his head upon his hand, or rather his chin upon it, he spoke in a chuckling tone.
After that item, he wrote paid, and then he laughed again in his creepy way, and leaning his head on his hand, or rather his chin on it, he spoke in a chuckling tone.
"She will turn up some day—yes, she will turn up some day, and the swollen disgusting mass, that was once the bold and glittering Mrs. Lovett, will be pulled through the river mud by a boat-hook, and then there will be an inquest, and a verdict of found drowned, with a statement that the body was in too advanced a state of decomposition to be identified. Ha!"
"She will show up one day—yes, she will show up one day, and the bloated, disgusting body that used to be the bold and glamorous Mrs. Lovett will be pulled through the river muck by a boat hook, and then there will be an inquest, resulting in a verdict of accidental drowning, with a note that the body was too decomposed to be identified. Ha!"
Todd actually rubbed his hands together, and then he took a good drop of brandy, and felt himself quite a pleasant sort of character, and one upon whom the fickle goddess, Fortune, had taken to smiling in her most bland and pleasant way.
Todd actually rubbed his hands together, then took a generous sip of brandy, feeling quite pleased with himself, like someone upon whom the fickle goddess, Fortune, had decided to smile in her most sweet and friendly way.
"When I am snug and comfortable at Hamburgh," he said, "how eagerly I shall look for the London papers, to let me know how far the fire in Fleet Street, that is to happen to-night, has extended. How I shall laugh if it travel to the old church, and burns that down likewise. Ha! I think I shall take to laughing as a regular thing when I am fairly abroad with all my money, and safe—so safe as I shall be, so very—very safe."
"When I’m cozy and comfortable in Hamburg," he said, "I can’t wait to check the London papers to see how far the fire in Fleet Street, which is supposed to happen tonight, has spread. I’ll get such a kick out of it if it reaches the old church and burns that down too. Ha! I think I’ll start laughing as a regular habit once I’m completely abroad with all my money, and safe—so safe that I will be, so very—very safe."
Yes, there sat Sweeney Todd rejoicing. He might have said with Romeo in Mantua—
Yes, there sat Sweeney Todd rejoicing. He might have said with Romeo in Mantua—
But as it was with the young husband of the sainted Juliet, the day of reckoning was coming to Todd, and the spirit that spoke of comfort, joy, and security to his heart and brain, was after all a false one.
But just like with the young husband of the beloved Juliet, Todd's day of reckoning was approaching, and the feeling that promised comfort, joy, and security to his heart and mind was, in the end, a deceptive one.
But we must leave Todd to his self-felicitations, while we request the reader's kind company to Bell Yard, for certain things had taken place in the establishment of Mrs. Lovett which it is highly necessary should find a place in this veracious and carefully collected narrative.
But we have to leave Todd to his self-congratulations while we invite the reader to join us at Bell Yard, because certain events have occurred at Mrs. Lovett’s establishment that are essential to include in this truthful and thoroughly gathered story.
When Mrs. Lovett, with a full notion of the projected perfidy of Todd, left home for the purpose of bringing that individual to a sense of his wrong doings, and insisting upon a settlement, she did not awaken popular remark or popular interest by shutting up her shop, but she took such measures as she believed would last very well until she got back again.
When Mrs. Lovett, fully aware of Todd's planned betrayal, left home to confront him about his misdeeds and demand a resolution, she didn't attract public attention or interest by closing her shop. Instead, she made arrangements that she thought would hold up nicely until she returned.
She was not sanguine upon the subject of getting back very soon, for she had made up her mind that back she would not come without the money.
She wasn't optimistic about getting back anytime soon because she had decided that she wouldn't return without the money.
Previously, then, to leaving, she sought the narrow opening in the strong iron-door through which she was accustomed to speak to the discontented cook, and fastening a bottle of wine by the neck to a piece of cord, she let it down into the prison-house of pie-manufactory, saying as she did so—
Previously, before leaving, she looked for the narrow opening in the heavy iron door where she usually talked to the unhappy cook. Tying a bottle of wine by the neck to a piece of cord, she lowered it into the pie factory prison, saying as she did so—
"I keep my word with you. Here is wine. I trust that you will keep your word with me. A batch is wanted at twelve to-day, as you know."
"I’ll keep my promise to you. Here’s some wine. I hope you’ll keep your promise to me. We need a batch by noon today, as you know."
"Very well," said the cook. "Very well. They shall be ready. But you promised me freedom, Mrs. Lovett."
"Alright," said the cook. "Alright. They will be ready. But you promised me my freedom, Mrs. Lovett."
"I did, and freedom you shall have shortly. All you have to do now is to attend to business for a little while. When I ring at twelve, send up the batch."
"I did, and you’ll have your freedom soon. All you need to do now is take care of business for a bit. When I ring at twelve, send up the batch."
"I will—I will. But yet—"
"I will—I will. But still—"
"What is it now?"
"What's going on now?"
"If you only could fancy, Mrs. Lovett, what it was to pass one's time in this place, you would have some feeling for me. Will you send or bring me some real butcher's meat?"
"If you could only imagine, Mrs. Lovett, what it’s like to spend time in this place, you would understand how I feel. Will you send or bring me some actual butcher's meat?"
Bang went the wicket-door, and the cook found himself once again shut out from the world in those dismal vaults of Mrs. Lovett's house.
Bang went the wicket door, and the cook found himself once again shut out from the world in those gloomy vaults of Mrs. Lovett's house.
"Twelve o'clock," muttered Mrs. Lovett, as she proceeded to her parlour. "I shall surely be home by twelve. Todd will find out that I am too persevering for him. His fears will force him to pay me, although his justice never would. I will threaten him into payment. The odious villain! to attempt yet to deprive me of all that I have toiled for, with the exception of what of late I have had the prudence to keep in the house!"
"Twelve o'clock," Mrs. Lovett grumbled as she walked to her parlor. "I’m definitely going to be home by twelve. Todd will realize that I’m too determined for him. His fears will compel him to pay me, even though his sense of fairness never would. I’ll threaten him into paying up. That horrible jerk! to try to take away everything I’ve worked for, except for what I’ve had the sense to keep in the house lately!"
The next thing that Mrs. Lovett had to do was to get some one to effectually mind the shop in her absence, and for that purpose she pitched upon a Mrs. Stag, a tall, gaunt-looking female, who acted as a kind of supernumerary laundress in Lincoln's Inn. With this person Mrs. Lovett felt that she need have no delicacy as regards locking-up and so forth; and as Mrs. Stag laboured under a defect of hearing, she would not be likely to pay any attention to what might take place below; but still Mrs. Lovett was determined to leave nothing to chance, and she left Mrs. Stag a note which was to go down on the movable platform to the cook in case she, Mrs. Lovett, was not at home at the twelve o'clock batch. This note contained the following words, which, as Mrs. Stag's parents and guardians had omitted to include reading in her education, were perfectly safe from her scrutiny—
The next thing Mrs. Lovett needed to do was find someone to effectively manage the shop while she was away, and for that, she chose a Mrs. Stag, a tall, gaunt-looking woman who worked as a sort of extra laundress in Lincoln's Inn. With this person, Mrs. Lovett felt she could be straightforward about locking up and other matters; plus, since Mrs. Stag had a hearing impairment, she wouldn’t be likely to notice anything unusual happening below. Still, Mrs. Lovett was determined to cover all her bases, so she left Mrs. Stag a note that would go down on the movable platform to the cook in case she, Mrs. Lovett, wasn’t back by the twelve o'clock batch. This note included the following words, which were completely safe from Mrs. Stag’s scrutiny since her parents and guardians hadn’t taught her how to read—
"Send up the four o'clock batch, and you will be free within twenty-four hours from then."
"Send up the 4 o'clock batch, and you’ll be free within 24 hours from then."
This she concluded would keep him quiet; and within twenty-four hours Mrs. Lovett felt that her affairs must be settled in some way or another; so that it was a very safe promise, even if she had not still retained in her own hands the means of breaking it if there should be occasion so to do.
This, she figured, would keep him quiet; and within twenty-four hours, Mrs. Lovett felt that she needed to sort out her situation one way or another; so it was a pretty safe promise, even if she still had the means to break it if necessary.
Truly, Mrs. Lovett was, in the full acceptation of the term, a woman of business.
Truly, Mrs. Lovett was, in every sense of the word, a businesswoman.
Mrs. Stag was sure to look in the first thing in the morning upon Mrs. Lovett; so that as soon as that useful and submissive personage made her appearance in Bell Yard, she was duly installed in authority in the shop—the parlour being properly fastened up against Mrs. Stag and all intruders.
Mrs. Stag was sure to check on Mrs. Lovett first thing in the morning, so as soon as that helpful and obedient person showed up in Bell Yard, she was placed in charge of the shop—the parlor being securely locked up to keep out Mrs. Stag and any other intruders.
"You will be so good as to sit here until I come back, Mrs. Stag?" said Mrs. Lovett; "and sell as many pies as you can. I am going to the christening of a friend's child, who is anxious that I should be its godmother."
"You’ll kindly sit here until I return, Mrs. Stag?" said Mrs. Lovett; "and sell as many pies as you can. I’m going to the christening of a friend’s child, who is eager for me to be its godmother."
What a delightful godmother Mrs. Lovett would have made!
What a wonderful godmother Mrs. Lovett would have been!
"Yes, ma'am," said Mrs. Stag.
"Yes, ma'am," Mrs. Stag said.
"I think I shall be back at twelve o' clock; but if I am not, you can let this note go down with the empty tray on the trap-door after you have slid off it the twelve o' clock batch of pies."
"I think I'll be back at twelve o'clock, but if I'm not, you can send this note down with the empty tray on the trap door after you've taken off the twelve o'clock batch of pies."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, ma'am."
"You will answer no questions to any one. All you have to say is, that I am out in the neighbourhood, and may come home at any minute, as indeed I may. I shall, of course, pay you, Mrs. Stag, for your whole day. Pray help yourself to a pie or two, as you feel inclined. Good morning."
"You won't answer any questions to anyone. All you need to say is that I'm around the neighborhood and could come home at any moment, which I actually might. Of course, I'll pay you, Mrs. Stag, for the entire day. Feel free to help yourself to a pie or two if you'd like. Good morning."
"Good mornin', ma'am, good mornin'. She's a very pleasant woman," said Mrs. Stag, after Mrs. Lovett had left; "she's a remarkably pleasant woman. What a delicious pie, to be sure!"
"Good morning, ma'am, good morning." said Mrs. Stag, after Mrs. Lovett had left; "she's a really nice woman. What a delicious pie, for sure!"
Mrs. Stag was deep in the mysteries of a yesterday's veal.
Mrs. Stag was deep in the mysteries of yesterday's veal.
"It's very odd," added the laundress, as she wiped the gravy from the sides of her mouth; "it's very odd that Mrs. Lovett is so very particular in shutting up her parlour always, when she might know what a likely thing it is that anybody may want to look at the drawers and cupboards. It's a most remarkable thing to think what she can have there that she will lock up in such a way."
"It's really strange," added the laundress, wiping gravy from her mouth, "it's really strange that Mrs. Lovett is so particular about keeping her parlor shut all the time, especially when she must know how likely it is that someone would want to look at the drawers and cupboards. It’s amazing to consider what she might be hiding away like that."
Upon this, just with a faint forlorn sort of hope that the door might be left open, Mrs. Stag tried it, but it was fast; and, with a sigh of disappointment, she returned to her seat again.
Upon this, with just a faint, hopeless hope that the door might be left open, Mrs. Stag tried it, but it was locked; and with a sigh of disappointment, she returned to her seat again.
In another moment a yesterday's pork yielded up its fascinations to the appetite of Mrs. Stag.
In a moment, yesterday's pork lost its allure to Mrs. Stag's appetite.
This, then, was the sort of life that Mrs. Stag passed in the shop. Lamentations and gravy—gravy and lamentations; and while she was thus occupied, the cook was pacing the cellars in rather a discontented mood, with his hands behind his back, reflecting upon things past, present, and to come, and upon his own dismal situation in particular.
This was the kind of life Mrs. Stag led in the shop. Complaints and gravy—gravy and complaints; while she was busy with that, the cook was walking around the cellars feeling pretty unhappy, with his hands behind his back, thinking about the past, present, and future, and especially about his own bleak situation.
"I cannot stand this," he said, "I really cannot stand this. I have had promises from Mrs. Lovett of freedom, and I have had similar promises from he who came to the grating in the door, but none of the promises have been fulfilled. I cannot stand this any longer, it is impossible. I am driven mad as it is already. I must do something. I can no longer exist in this way."
"I can't take this anymore," he said, "I really can't take it. I’ve been promised freedom by Mrs. Lovett, and the same promises were made by the guy who came to the door, but none of those promises have come true. I can't handle this any longer, it’s just not possible. I'm already going mad. I have to do something. I can’t keep living like this."
The cook looked about him, as many people are in the habit of doing when they say they must do something, without having a very clear notion of what it is to be; but as he at length fixed his eye upon that piece of machinery, far up to the roof, by which the batches of pies went up to the shop, and by which flour and butter and other matters, always excepting meat, found their way down to him, an idea took possession of him.
The cook glanced around, like many people do when they feel they need to do something, even if they don't have a clear idea of what that something is; but when he finally focused on that piece of machinery high up near the ceiling, which sent batches of pies up to the shop and brought flour, butter, and other items—always excluding meat—down to him, an idea struck him.
What that idea was will show itself in another place.
What that idea was will reveal itself elsewhere.
CHAPTER C.
TODD TAKES HIS LAST WALK UP FLEET STREET AND TO BELL YARD.
The twelve o'clock batch of pies went up, and down came the little missive of Mrs. Lovett respecting the four o'clock lot to the cook; but no Mrs. Lovett made her appearance, to relieve Mrs. Stag from her duties in the shop.
The twelve o'clock batch of pies went up, and down came the note from Mrs. Lovett about the four o'clock batch to the cook; but no Mrs. Lovett showed up to take over for Mrs. Stag in the shop.
"Ah," said that elongated lady, "it's all very well of Mrs. L. to say she would pay me for the day. I suppose she means to make a day of it, and that's the reason. Now, young man, what's for you?"
"Ah," said that tall lady, "it's nice of Mrs. L. to say she would pay me for the day. I guess she plans to make it a full day, and that's why. Now, young man, what do you want?"
"A pork with a nob of veal in it to give it a relish," was the reply of the young scion of the law, to whom Stag had addressed herself.
"A pork with a chunk of veal in it to give it flavor," was the reply of the young member of the legal profession, to whom Stag had directed her comments.
"Go along with you, I don't want none o' your impertinence."
"Go ahead, I don't want any of your rudeness."
"Now, ma'am, look alive. Two veals if you please. One pork—five porks—four veals. Do you make half a veal?"
"Now, ma'am, pay attention. Two veal orders if you could. One pork—five porks—four veal orders. Do you do half a veal?"
"No we don't."
"No, we don't."
"A hot pork—three porks—two porks—eight veals. Don't be pushing in that way—four porks—smash. There, now, I've dropped mine, and it's all along of you."
"A hot pork—three porks—two porks—eight veals. Don't crowd in like that—four porks—smash. There, I've dropped mine now, and it's all your fault."
"Do be quiet," said Stag, "gentlemen do be quiet; 'patience,' says Paul, 'and I'll soon serve you all.' What are you laughing at, you little jackanapes? You ought to be ashamed of yourself to be making faces at a female twice you age."
"Please be quiet," said Stag, "everyone, please be quiet; 'patience,' says Paul, 'and I'll take care of you all soon.' What are you laughing at, you little brat? You should be embarrassed to be making faces at a woman twice your age."
"And three times your size," said a voice.
"And three times your size," said a voice.
There was a great roar of laughter at this, but by degrees poor Stag got through the business of the twelve o'clock batch, and sat down with a sigh, to console herself, by eating two or three of the most luscious-looking that remained.
There was a loud burst of laughter at this, but eventually, poor Stag managed to get through the twelve o'clock batch and sat down with a sigh to comfort herself by eating two or three of the most delicious-looking ones that were left.
"It ain't to be denied," said Stag, "but they are good. I never met with such gravy in all my life as is in 'em. Yes, they are first-rate. I'll just put one in the crown of my bonnet, for there's no knowing a minute now when Mrs. L. may pop in upon one at unawares-like. It's a comfort to have one of these pies, promiscous like, at one's hand, to lay hold of just in this sort of way, and pass in one's mouth in this kind of way. Oh, heart alive, but this is a good one. I declare the gravy is running out of it like water from a plug, when there's no house on fire, and it ain't wanted."
"I can't deny it," said Stag, "they're really good. I've never had gravy this great in my life. Yes, they’re top-notch. I’ll just stick one in the top of my hat, because you never know when Mrs. L. might surprise you. It’s nice to have one of these pies nearby, ready to grab and eat like this. Oh my gosh, this one is delicious. I swear the gravy is pouring out like water from a tap when there’s no fire and it’s not needed."
Mrs. Stag would have done very well indeed if she could but have got something to drink. That certainly was a drawback, that at first the lady's ingenuity did not present any means of speedily overcoming; but as necessity is the mother of invention, Mrs. Stag at last hit upon a plan.
Mrs. Stag would have been doing just fine if she could have gotten something to drink. That was definitely an issue, and at first, the lady's creativity didn't come up with a quick solution. But since necessity is the mother of invention, Mrs. Stag eventually came up with a plan.
"There's plenty of money in the till, of course," she said, "and suppose I stand at the door, and wait, till some wretch of a boy passes, and then give him a halfpenny for himself, just to run to the corner and get me a drop of something warm and comfortable."
"There's a lot of money in the register, of course," she said, "and what if I stand at the door and wait until some poor kid walks by, then give him a halfpenny to go to the corner and get me something warm and comforting."
Mrs. Stag had no sooner started this "suppose," than she felt a burning desire to carry it out; and accordingly, history says, that at a quarter to one she might have been seen at the door of Mrs. Lovett's pie-shop, with a shilling in one hand, a halfpenny in another, and a bottle concealed in her pocket, looking like an ogress at every boy who passed, and who looked as though he wanted a halfpenny, and consequently would go upon the secret message, for the purpose of earning one there and then.
Mrs. Stag had barely begun this "suppose" when she felt an intense urge to act on it; and so, history indicates, that at a quarter to one she could have been spotted at the door of Mrs. Lovett's pie shop, holding a shilling in one hand, a halfpenny in the other, and a bottle hidden in her pocket, glaring at every boy who walked by, especially those who seemed like they wanted a halfpenny, and would therefore take on the secret message to earn one right then and there.
Presently one came along the centre of Bell Yard, who seemed just the sort of person.
Currently, someone walked down the middle of Bell Yard, and they seemed like exactly the right kind of person.
"Boy, boy!" cried Mrs. Stag.
"Hey, boy!" cried Mrs. Stag.
"Well, old 'un," he replied, "what do you bring it in—Wilful Murder with the chill off, or what?"
"Well, old man," he replied, "what do you have it in for—Willful Murder with the chill gone, or what?"
"Don't be owdacious. If you want to earn a penny—I mean a halfpenny—honestly, take this shilling and this bottle, and go to the corner, and get a quartern of the best."
"Don't be bold. If you want to earn some money—I mean a small amount—take this shilling and this bottle, head to the corner, and get a quarter of the best."
"The best what?"
"The best of what?"
"Oh, you foolish boy. Gin, of course; but remember that my eye is upon you."
"Oh, you silly boy. Gin, of course; but just remember that I'm watching you."
It was well that Mrs. Stag spoke in the singular regarding her optical organ, for she had but one. The boy professed a ready acquiescence, and away he went, with the bottle and the shilling. Alas! Mrs. Stag was left lamenting. He came not back again, and from thenceforward Mrs. Stag lost the small amount of faith she had had in boyhood. The well-concocted scheme had failed, and there she was, with countless halfpence in the till, and so thirsting for strong water, that she was half inclined to make a grand rush herself to the nearest public-house, and chance any one in the interim helping themselves to the pies ad lib.
It was a good thing Mrs. Stag referred to her eye in the singular, because she only had one. The boy quickly agreed and ran off with the bottle and the shilling. Unfortunately, Mrs. Stag was left feeling regretful. He didn’t come back, and from that point on, Mrs. Stag lost the little faith she had in boys. Her carefully planned scheme had failed, and there she was, with a bunch of coins in the till, desperate for a drink. She was even tempted to make a bold dash to the nearest pub, hoping no one would help themselves to the pies in the meantime.
But she was not reduced to that extremity. Suddenly the window was darkened by a shadow, and through one of the topmost panes an immense hideous face, with an awful grin upon it, confronted Mrs. Stag.
But she wasn't brought to that point. Suddenly, the window was darkened by a shadow, and through one of the top panes, a huge, grotesque face with an awful grin faced Mrs. Stag.
The good lady was fascinated—not in an agreeable sense, but in quite the reverse—she could not take her eyes from off the hideous gigantic face, as it placed itself close to the frame of ill-made greenish glass, in order to get a good view into the shop.
The good lady was captivated—not in a pleasant way, but quite the opposite—she couldn't tear her eyes away from the grotesque, huge face as it leaned close to the poorly crafted greenish glass frame to get a better look into the shop.
"Goodness gracious, it's Luficer himself!" said Mrs. Stag. "I'm a lost woman. Quite a lost woman. I'm undone. It's Luficer himself, I'm sure and certain!"
"Goodness gracious, it's Lucifer himself!" said Mrs. Stag. "I'm a lost woman. Really a lost woman. I'm done for. It's Lucifer himself, I'm sure of it!"
Probably the hideous eyes that belonged to the hideous face, conveyed the impression to the brain behind them that Mrs. Stag was in a state of apprehension; for suddenly the face was withdrawn, and Todd—yes, Todd himself, for to whom else could such a face belong?—made his way into the shop.
Probably the ugly eyes that belonged to the ugly face gave the impression to the brain behind them that Mrs. Stag was worried; for suddenly the face was pulled back, and Todd—yes, Todd himself, because who else could have such a face?—walked into the shop.
Mrs. Stag groaned again, and in a stammering voice, said—
Mrs. Stag groaned again and, in a shaky voice, said—
"If you please, sir. I—I ain't ready yet."
"If you don't mind, sir. I—I’m not ready yet."
"Ready for what?" said Todd.
"Ready for what?" Todd asked.
"To go to—to—the brimstone beds, if you please, sir. I haven't done half enough yet."
"To go to the sulfur beds, if you don’t mind, sir. I haven't done nearly enough yet."
"Pho!" said Todd. "My good woman, you don't surely take me for the devil? I am an old friend of Mrs. Lovett's, and a neighbour. I have just stepped in to ask her how she does to day."
"Ugh!" said Todd. "My good lady, you can't possibly think I'm the devil? I'm an old friend of Mrs. Lovett's and a neighbor. I've just come in to see how she's doing today."
Mrs. Stag drew a long breath of relief as she said—
Mrs. Stag took a deep breath of relief as she said—
"Well, really, sir, I begs your parding. It must have been the pane of glass that—that—that—"
"Well, really, sir, I beg your pardon. It must have been the pane of glass that—that—that—"
"Threw my face out of shape a little," said Todd, making one of his most hideous contortions, and finishing it off with a loud "Ha!"
"Distorted my face a bit," Todd said, making one of his most grotesque faces and ending it with a loud "Ha!"
Mrs. Stag nearly fell off her chair. But it was not Todd's wish to frighten her, although he had, in the hilarity of his heart, yielded, like Lord Brougham, to the speculative fun of the moment. He now tried to reassure her.
Mrs. Stag nearly fell off her chair. But Todd didn't mean to scare her, even though, in his excitement, he had given in, like Lord Brougham, to the playful fun of the moment. He now tried to calm her down.
"Don't be at all alarmed at me, madam," he said. "Mrs. Lovett laughs often at my little funny ways. Is she at home?"
"Don't worry about me at all, ma'am," he said. "Mrs. Lovett often laughs at my little quirky habits. Is she home?"
Todd knew what sort of home he had provided Mrs. Lovett with, and this visit to Bell Yard was one partly of curiosity and partly of triumph, to ascertain how she had left things in her absence from her establishment.
Todd knew what kind of home he had given Mrs. Lovett, and this visit to Bell Yard was partly out of curiosity and partly out of triumph, to see how she had handled things during her time away from her place.
"No, sir," said Mrs. Stag, replying to the question of Todd; "she is not at home, sir."
"No, sir," Mrs. Stag said in response to Todd's question, "she's not home, sir."
"Dear me, I thought she was always in at this time of the day. When, madam, do you expect her?"
"Wow, I thought she was always home around this time of day. When, ma'am, do you expect her?"
"Leastways," said Mrs. Stag, "I don't know, sir."
"Anyway," said Mrs. Stag, "I don't know, sir."
"Were you here, madam, when she left home?"
"Were you here, ma'am, when she left home?"
"Yes, I were."
"Yes, I was."
"Oh, and did she leave any message, madam, in case Mr. Todd from Fleet Street should call? Pray recollect yourself, my dear madam, as it may possibly be important. I do not say that it is, but it may be."
"Oh, and did she leave any message, ma'am, in case Mr. Todd from Fleet Street calls? Please think carefully, my dear ma'am, as it might be important. I’m not saying it is, but it could be."
"No, sir," replied Mrs. Stag; "oh dear, no. All she said was, that she was going to a christening."
"No, sir," replied Mrs. Stag; "oh no, definitely not. All she said was that she was going to a christening."
"A christening? Ha! She has been christened!"
"A christening? Ha! She's already been baptized!"
"Sir!"
"Sir!"
"I only said she had been christened, and no stint of the water, that was all, madam; but I perfectly understand you. Mrs. Lovett has gone to the christening of some one of those sweet little innocents, all perfume and flabbiness, that take one's heart completely by storm. Ah, my dear madam, when one looks at the slumbering infant, how one feels an irresistible desire to smother it."
"I just mentioned that she had been baptized, and there was plenty of water used, that’s all, ma'am; but I completely get you. Mrs. Lovett has gone to the baptism of one of those sweet little babies, all soft and full of scent, that just capture your heart. Ah, my dear ma'am, when you look at a sleeping infant, you can't help but feel an overwhelming urge to cuddle it."
"Lor, sir!"
"Wow, sir!"
"With soft kisses, my dear madam. Only fancy me now a baby!"
"With gentle kisses, my dear. Just imagine me as a baby now!"
Todd made so awful a contortion of visage contingent upon this supposition that poor Mrs. Stag, in the nervous condition which the whole adventure had thrown her into, nearly fainted right away. Indeed, the only thing that recovered her was hearing her visitor say—
Todd made such an awful facial expression based on this assumption that poor Mrs. Stag, in the anxious state this whole situation had put her in, nearly fainted on the spot. In fact, the only thing that brought her back was hearing her visitor say—
"I am really very thirsty to-day. How do you feel, madam?"
"I’m really very thirsty today. How about you, ma'am?"
These were delightful words.
These were lovely words.
"Oh, sir," she said, "how very odd. I am thirsty likewise."
"Oh, sir," she said, "that's so strange. I'm thirsty too."
"Well, that is remarkable," said Todd. "Now, my dear madam, I don't make a common thing of saying as much to anybody, but you, who are a lady evidently of refined taste and intellectual capabilities, I am sure, will understand me, and make allowances for my feelings when I say that I prefer to anything else—gin!"
"Well, that's impressive," Todd said. "Now, my dear lady, I don’t usually say this to just anyone, but you, who clearly have refined taste and intelligence, I’m sure will understand my feelings when I say that I prefer—gin!"
"You don't mean it, sir?"
"Are you serious, sir?"
"Indeed, but I do."
"Yes, but I do."
"Oh, how could I mistake you for anything but a very nice man indeed, and a perfect gentleman. It's one of the most singular things in all the world, but I never do hardly take anything, yet what I do take is—is—"
"Oh, how could I possibly mistake you for anything other than a really nice guy, and a perfect gentleman? It's one of the most unusual things in the world, but I hardly ever take anything, yet when I do take something, it is—it's—"
"Gin."
"Gin."
Mrs. Stag nodded and smiled faintly.
Mrs. Stag nodded and gave a slight smile.
"Well, my dear madam, I don't see why we should not have a drop while I wait for Mrs. Lovett. Don't you trouble yourself, my dear madam. Now really do not. I know that you will like to have to say to that good, delightful, Mrs. Lovett, that you have not left the shop since she was absent; I will get it. They will lend me a bottle, and I have capacious pockets."
"Well, my dear, I don't see why we shouldn't have a drink while I wait for Mrs. Lovett. Please don't worry about it, my dear. Really, don't. I know you'll want to tell that wonderful Mrs. Lovett that you haven't left the shop while she was gone; I'll take care of it. They'll lend me a bottle, and I have plenty of room in my pockets."
"But for you, sir, to—"
"But for you, sir, to—"
Todd was gone.
Todd is gone.
"Well, really, he is a very nice sort of conversable man," said Mrs. Stag to herself, "when you come to know him, and he ain't near so ugly as he looks after all. I do hope Mrs. Lovett won't trouble herself to come home for the next half hour, since Mr. Todd has been so good as to call and to make himself so very agreeable about the—the gin."
"Well, honestly, he's actually a really nice guy to talk to," Mrs. Stag thought to herself, "once you get to know him, and he’s not nearly as unattractive as he seems. I really hope Mrs. Lovett doesn’t hurry back home for at least half an hour, since Mr. Todd has been so kind to stop by and has made himself so pleasant about the—the gin."
Todd went into Fleet Street for the gin, and he returned by the dark archway leading into Bell Yard. It was darker then than it is now, and in the deepness of an ancient doorway, he paused to drop into the gin—not a deadly poison—but such a potion as he knew would soon wrap up the senses of Mrs. Lovett's substitute in oblivion.
Todd went into Fleet Street for the gin, and he came back through the dark archway leading into Bell Yard. It was darker then than it is now, and in the depths of an old doorway, he stopped to drop the gin—not a deadly poison—but a concoction he knew would soon send Mrs. Lovett's substitute into a deep oblivion.
This narcotic he took from a small phial he had in his breast-pocket.
This drug he took from a small vial he had in his breast pocket.
He did not say anything, but he gave one laugh, and then he walked on to the pie-shop, where he was eagerly and warmly welcomed by Mrs. Stag, who very assiduously placed a chair for him, saying, as she did so, that "Mrs. Lovett would quite stare if she were to pop in just then, and see them enjoying themselves, in a manner of speaking, in so delightful a manner."
He didn’t say anything, but he let out a laugh and then walked over to the pie shop, where Mrs. Stag welcomed him with enthusiasm. She carefully pulled out a chair for him, saying as she did that "Mrs. Lovett would be so surprised if she popped in right now and saw them having such a good time, in a way."
"I should stare!" said Todd.
"I should totally stare!" said Todd.
"You would, sir?"
"Really, sir?"
"Yes; I rather am inclined to think that that christening business will detain her. By this time she has got into the thick of it, my dear madam, you may depend, although I am quite certain she will be strictly temporate, and take nothing but water."
"Yes, I really think that christening event will hold her up. By now, she's probably right in the middle of it, my dear, you can count on that, although I'm sure she'll be very moderate and only drink water."
"Do you think so, sir?"
"Do you think so?"
"I am sure of it. Can you find a glass, madam? I have not the happiness of knowing your name."
"I’m sure of it. Can you get a glass, ma'am? I don’t have the pleasure of knowing your name."
"Stay, if you please, sir. I have one glass here without a foot. It's an odd thing, but Mrs. Lovett shuts up the place when she goes out, as if we were all thieves and murderers."
"Wait, if you don’t mind, sir. I have a glass here without a base. It's strange, but Mrs. Lovett locks up the place when she leaves, as if we were all criminals."
"Does she really? Well—well, we will manage with one glass, my dear Mrs. Stag. It is the first time we have had a drop together, and I have only to hope that it will not be the last. I ought not, perhaps, to say it before your face, but you are the most entertaining company that I have met with for a long time.—Drink, madam."
"Does she really? Well, we can get by with just one glass, my dear Mrs. Stag. This is the first time we’ve shared a drink together, and I can only hope it won’t be the last. I probably shouldn’t say this in front of you, but you are the most entertaining company I’ve had in a long time. Cheers, madam."
"After you, sir."
"After you, sir."
"No—no, I insist."
"No, I insist."
Mrs. Stag drank off the full glass that Todd presented her with, and then affecting to pour one out for himself, but dexterously keeping the bottle between him and the lady, he only carried the empty glass to his lips. Now, Mrs. Stag was a decided connoisseur in gin, and she suddenly assumed a thoughtful air, and looked up to the ceiling as she slightly moved her lips.
Mrs. Stag downed the full glass that Todd handed her, and then, pretending to pour one for himself but skillfully keeping the bottle out of view from her, he only brought the empty glass to his lips. Mrs. Stag was a true gin enthusiast, and she suddenly took on a pensive look, glancing up at the ceiling as she subtly moved her lips.
"Rather an unusual taste after it's down, don't you think, sir?" she said.
"That's quite an unusual taste once it's gone, don't you think, sir?" she said.
"Has it? Well, I don't know. Perhaps you have been tasting a pie, madam, and that may have influenced the flavour. Try it again. You never can tell the taste of a glass of gin, in my opinion, until you have taken two at least. Try this, Mrs. Stag."
"Has it? I’m not so sure. Maybe you've been sampling a pie, ma'am, and that might have affected the flavor. Give it another go. In my opinion, you can’t really judge the taste of a glass of gin until you’ve had at least two. Here, try this, Mrs. Stag."
"Really I—I. Thank you, sir."
"Really, I—thank you, sir."
Off went a second glass, and then Todd glared at her with the eyes of a fiend, as he said, placing the bottle upon the counter, "That ought to be a dose, I think."
Off went a second glass, and then Todd glared at her with a fierce look, as he said, placing the bottle on the counter, "That should do it, I think."
"Sir?" stammered Mrs. Stag. "I—I—God bless me—I—sir—gin—I—that is lots of pies—gin—gravy. Mrs. Lovett—in the crown of a bonnet—I—my dear, my dear—Bless us all. Lock it all up—no—no—no. Gin—I—good again—Pies—gravy."
"Sir?" Mrs. Stag stuttered. "I—I—Goodness—I—sir—gin—I—that is a lot of pies—gin—gravy. Mrs. Lovett—in the crown of a hat—I—my dear, my dear—Bless us all. Lock it all up—no—no—no. Gin—I—feeling good again—Pies—gravy."
Todd caught her by the throat or she would have fallen; and then, as she became quite insensible, he thrust her under the counter.
Todd grabbed her by the throat, or she would have collapsed; then, as she lost consciousness, he shoved her under the counter.

Todd Performs An Operation On Mrs. Stag.
Todd Performs An Operation On Mrs. Stag.
CHAPTER CI.
TODD MAKES HIMSELF QUITE AT HOME IN BELL-YARD.
"Idiot!" said Todd, as he spurned the insensible form of Mrs. Stag with his foot. "Idiot! I would kill you, but that it would not do me any good. The narcotic you have taken in the gin may or may not carry you off for all I care. It don't matter to me one straw."
"Idiot!" Todd yelled, kicking the unconscious Mrs. Stag with his foot. "Idiot! I would kill you, but it wouldn't benefit me at all. The drug you mixed with the gin might take you out, or it might not, and I really don’t care either way. It doesn’t matter to me one bit."
He glared around him for a few moments with the fierceness of an ogre, and then walking to the shop-door, he deliberately locked and bolted it, so that no one could get in, even if they were expiring for a pie.
He glared around for a few moments with the intensity of an ogre, and then walking to the shop door, he carefully locked and bolted it, making sure no one could get in, even if they were desperate for a pie.
"Humph," he said. "This is a time of day when it is not likely the shop will be troubled with many customers. It is between the batches, I know, so I am safe for an hour; and during that time if I do not make some discoveries here, it will surely be my own fault."
"Humph," he said. "This time of day is usually quiet for the shop, not many customers coming in. I know it’s between batches, so I have about an hour to myself. If I don’t uncover anything during that time, it’ll definitely be on me."
Again he glared around him with the ogre-like aspect, and he ran his eyes carefully over the whole shop, from corner to corner—from floor to roof, and from roof to floor. At length he said—
Again he glared around him with a menacing look, and he scanned the entire shop carefully, from corner to corner—from floor to ceiling, and from ceiling to floor. Finally, he said—
"Where now, if I were hiding anything, would I select a place in this shop?"
"Where, if I were hiding something, would I choose to hide it in this shop?"
After putting this question to himself Todd again ran his eyes over the shop, and at length he came to the conclusion that it was not there he should seek for any hiding place at all, and he certainly paid the sagacity of Mrs. Lovett one of the highest compliments he possibly could by concluding that she would do as he would under like circumstances.
After thinking about this question, Todd looked around the shop again, and eventually decided that it wasn’t the right place to look for any hiding spot. He certainly paid Mrs. Lovett a huge compliment by realizing that she would act just like he would in the same situation.
"No," he said. "The shop is no hiding place for the secret store of my late friend Mrs. Lovett. No—no. I must seek in the very centre of her home, for that which I would find. Let me think—let me think."
"No," he said. "The shop isn’t a hiding place for the secret stash of my late friend Mrs. Lovett. No—no. I need to search right in the middle of her home for what I'm looking for. Let me think—let me think."
Todd felt himself quite at home in Bell Yard. He was in truth the landlord of the house. It had not been safe to make the extensive under-ground alterations in the place if Mrs. Lovett had been the tenant of a stranger merely; so Todd had purchased the freehold, and such being the case, and his tenant, the charming Mrs. Lovett, being as he firmly believed, at the bottom of the Thames, who should feel at home in the place if he, Sweeney Todd, did not?
Todd felt completely at home in Bell Yard. In reality, he was the landlord of the building. It wouldn't have been safe to make the major underground changes if Mrs. Lovett had been renting from a stranger, so Todd bought the freehold. Given that, and with his tenant, the lovely Mrs. Lovett, believed to be at the bottom of the Thames, who else should feel at home there if not him, Sweeney Todd?
He felt that he had time, too. There was no hurry in life, and he quite smiled to himself, as he said—
He felt like he had plenty of time. There was no rush in life, and he smiled to himself as he said—
"How often I have longed for a rummage among my dear departed friend Mrs. Lovett's goods and chattels, and now how many happily and singly circumstances have changed about to enable me to gratify my inclination. Ha!"
"How often I've wished to search through my late dear friend Mrs. Lovett's belongings, and now how many fortunate and unique situations have aligned to let me indulge this desire. Ha!"
Todd, in the security of his bad heart, uttered one of his old laughs—but then for the whole of that day he had been unusually happy. His good terms with himself shone out even of his eyes, horrible eyes.
Todd, feeling safe in his weak heart, let out one of his familiar laughs—but that whole day, he had been surprisingly happy. His peace with himself was evident even in his eyes, which were still unsettling.
"Yes," he said, "yes, she is dead—dead—dead. Ha! ha! Mrs. Lovett—clever, fascinating creature—how muddy you lie to-night. Ha!"
"Yes," he said, "yes, she’s dead—dead—dead. Ha! Ha! Mrs. Lovett—clever, intriguing person—how grim you seem tonight. Ha!"
It was not prudent, however, to waste time, although he had plenty of it—it never is; so up rose Todd, and proceeded to the parlour. How fast-locked the door was!
It wasn't wise to waste time, even though he had plenty of it—it never is; so Todd got up and went to the living room. The door was locked tight!
"Now really," he said, "it is a thousand pities that poor dear Mrs. L. has gone down to the bottom of the Thames with her keys in her pocket. It would have made no manner of difference in the world to her to have let me have them. It would have saved me some little trouble, and the doors some little damage."
"Honestly," he said, "it's such a shame that poor Mrs. L. has gone all the way to the bottom of the Thames with her keys in her pocket. It wouldn't have made any difference to her to let me have them. It would have saved me some hassle and prevented a bit of damage to the doors."
With a malicious grin, as though he delighted in the mischief he had made, he dashed himself bodily against the parlour door, and burst it open with a crash.
With a wicked grin, as if he took pleasure in the trouble he had caused, he threw himself against the living room door and burst it open with a crash.
"That will do," he said. "To be sure, the party who, when my absence gets noised about, comes to take possession of this house, would rather that the doors were whole; but what of that? Ha! I have mortgaged it twice over for its full value, and they may fight about it if they like. Ha! ha! How they will litigate, and I shall read the pleasant account of it in the papers."
"That’s enough," he said. "Sure, the person who shows up to take over this house when word of my absence spreads would prefer the doors to be intact; but what does it matter? Ha! I’ve mortgaged it twice for its full value, and they can argue over it if they want. Ha! ha! I can’t wait to read about their lawsuits in the newspapers."
By this time Todd was in Mrs. Lovett's parlour, and folding his arms across his breast, he gazed about him with a feeling of marked satisfaction, as he said—
By this time, Todd was in Mrs. Lovett's parlor, and with his arms crossed over his chest, he looked around with clear satisfaction as he said—
"For five years she has been making, of course, a private purse for herself, the dear creature, as well as looking to the share of the money in the bank; and for the last few weeks, since our agreement together has not been quite so perfect, she has kept all her takings herself; so reasoning upon that, she must, bless her provident spirit, have a tolerable sum laid by somewhere, which I, as her executor, will most assuredly pounce upon."
"For the past five years, she has, of course, been saving some money for herself, the dear thing, while also watching the money in the bank. Lately, since our agreement hasn’t been quite as solid, she has kept all her earnings for herself. Judging by that, she must, bless her careful nature, have a decent amount saved up somewhere, which I, as her executor, will definitely seize."
At this moment some one clamoured for admission at the shop-door, rapping at it with a penny-piece in a manner that sounded very persevering.
At that moment, someone was knocking at the shop door, tapping it with a penny in a way that sounded very persistent.
"Curses on you," muttered Todd, "who are you?"
"Curses on you," Todd muttered, "who even are you?"
"A twopenny—a twopenny—a twopenny!" cried a boy, who was at the door, in a sing-song sort of voice—"I want a twopenny—a twopenny."
"A two-penny—a two-penny—a two-penny!" shouted a boy at the door in a sing-song voice—"I want a two-penny—a two-penny."
Rap, rap, rap! went one of the penny-pieces against the upper half of the shop-door, which was of glass. Rap, rap, rap! Todd felt quite convinced that that boy would not go without some sort of answer being given to his demand, so he slunk round the shop, crouching down, until he came close to the door, and then assuming one of his most hideous faces, he suddenly rose up, and from within half an inch of the boy's face upon the other side of the glass, he confronted him.
Rap, rap, rap! went one of the coins against the top half of the shop door, which was made of glass. Rap, rap, rap! Todd was sure that the boy wouldn’t leave without some kind of response to his request, so he crept around the shop, crouching down, until he was near the door. Then, making one of his ugliest faces, he suddenly stood up and confronted the boy from just a half an inch away on the other side of the glass.
So horrible and so completely unexpected was this face to the boy, that for a moment or two he seemed to be absolutely paralysed by it, and then, with a cry of terror, he dropped the penny-piece with which he had been rapping the window, and fled up Bell Yard as though the evil one himself were at his heels.
So shocking and entirely unexpected was this face to the boy that for a brief moment he seemed completely frozen by it, and then, with a scream of fear, he dropped the penny he had been tapping against the window and ran up Bell Yard as if the devil himself were chasing him.
"That will do," said Todd.
"That works," said Todd.
He went back to the parlour and glared round him again in the hope of finding something there, but the only cupboard which he observed was fast locked. One blow with the poker, using it javelin-like, forced it open, and Todd began flinging out upon the floor the glass and china, with which it was well enough filled, without any mercy. What cared he for such matters? Would he not before twelve hours now be miles and miles away? What, then, was glass and china to him? Nothing—absolutely nothing.
He returned to the living room and looked around again, hoping to find something, but the only cupboard he noticed was locked tight. With one thrust of the poker, using it like a javelin, he forced it open, and Todd started throwing the glass and china that filled it all over the floor, without any concern. Why should he care about such things? In less than twelve hours, wouldn’t he be far away? So, what did glass and china matter to him? Nothing—absolutely nothing.
He was disappointed, though, for he did not find the supposed concealed hoard of Mrs. Lovett behind the other things in this cupboard.
He was disappointed, though, because he didn’t find the supposed hidden stash of Mrs. Lovett behind the other items in this cupboard.
"Be it so," he said. "No doubt she fancies her bed-room is the safest place, after all, for her money—that is easily sought. Bless you, Mrs. Lovett, I will find your gold yet!"
"Alright," he said. "She probably thinks her bedroom is the safest place for her money—that's easy to get to. Don't worry, Mrs. Lovett, I will find your gold!"
With this view, Todd, by the aid of the poker, broke open another door, namely, the one which led from the parlour to the staircase, that would enable him to ascend to the upper part of the house. Truly, Mrs. Lovett was great in the locking-up way—very great indeed.
With this in mind, Todd used the poker to break open another door, the one that went from the parlor to the staircase, allowing him to go up to the upper part of the house. Seriously, Mrs. Lovett was really good at locking things up—very good, indeed.
Todd was now getting out of patience just a little, but only a little, that was all. He naturally enough in his own house wanted to make discoveries a little quicker than he was making them, that was all; and so he felt put out of his way a little, as any gentleman might under such circumstances. He swore a little, and was not so polite in his mention of the deceased Mrs. Lovett as he might have been.
Todd was starting to lose his patience just a bit, but just a bit, that was all. Naturally, in his own home, he wanted to make discoveries a bit faster than he was, that was all; and so he felt a little frustrated, like any gentleman would in such a situation. He cursed a little and wasn’t as polite when he talked about the late Mrs. Lovett as he could have been.
He ascended the stairs three at a time.
He climbed the stairs three at a time.
"I wonder," he said, when he reached the top of the first flight; "I wonder where the wily wretch slept. She never would let me up stairs since she occupied the house."
"I wonder," he said when he reached the top of the first flight. "I wonder where the cunning wretch slept. She would never let me upstairs since she moved into the house."
The locking-up propensities of Mrs. Lovett did not continue past the ground-floor; and Todd found all the doors upon the floor he was now on readily enough yield to his touch. The second one he went into was undoubtedly the room he sought. It was rather elegantly furnished as a bed chamber; and as Todd stood in the centre of the floor, he chuckled to himself, and muttered—
The locking habits of Mrs. Lovett didn't go beyond the ground floor; and Todd found all the doors on the floor he was now on easily opened with his touch. The second room he entered was definitely the one he was looking for. It was nicely furnished as a bedroom; and as Todd stood in the middle of the floor, he chuckled to himself and murmured—
"Ha! when she rose this morning, she did not quite fancy she was taking her last look at this chamber. Ha! ha! Well, my dear Mrs. L., you had some taste, I will admit, for this room is very nicely got up. It is a world of pities you had not sense enough to be my slave, but you must try to be my equal, which in your poor vanity you thought I could permit. No—no—no!—that was impossible. Why should I single you out of all the world, Mrs. Lovett, to be just to?"
"Ha! When she got up this morning, she didn’t realize she was taking her last look at this room. Ha! Ha! Well, my dear Mrs. L., I’ll admit you had some taste, because this room is really well decorated. It’s a real shame you didn’t have the sense to be my servant, but instead you tried to be my equal, which in your misguided vanity you thought I could allow. No—no—no!—that was impossible. Why should I choose you out of everyone, Mrs. Lovett, to be fair to?"
This, in Todd's estimation, was a very conclusive argument, indeed. Whether it would have been so to Mrs. Lovett is another thing.
This, in Todd's view, was a very convincing argument, for sure. Whether it would have been the same for Mrs. Lovett is a different matter.
And now the arch villain commenced a search in the chamber of his victim of the most extraordinary character for minuteness that could possibly be conceived. It was quite clear that there he expected to find something worth looking for, and that if he were foiled, it should not be for want of due diligence in the investigation.
And now the evil mastermind started an incredibly detailed search in the room of his victim. It was obvious that he was expecting to find something valuable, and if he failed, it wouldn't be for lack of effort in his investigation.

Todd Destroys Mrs. Lovett's Furniture.
Todd Destroys Mrs. Lovett's Furniture.
In the course of ten minutes, the trim and well-kept bedroom was one scene of confusion and disorder. The dressing-glass was thrown down, and, being in his way once, was kicked to the other end of the room, and smashed to fragments. The bed-clothes were tossed hither and thither in the most reckless manner. Boxes were burst open and ransacked, but all in vain. Not one penny-piece could Todd discover.
In just ten minutes, the neat and tidy bedroom turned into a mess. The dresser mirror was knocked over, kicked across the room, and shattered into pieces. The bedding was thrown around carelessly. Boxes were ripped open and searched frantically, but it was all useless. Todd couldn't find a single penny.
"Confound her!" he said, as he wiped his brow with a lace cap he picked off the dressing-table; "confound her! I begin to suspect that what she had of her own she put in her pocket this morning, and it has gone down to the bottom of the river with her! How infernally provoking!"
"Curse her!" he exclaimed, wiping his forehead with a lace cap he grabbed from the dressing table. "Curse her! I'm starting to think that whatever she had of her own, she stashed away in her pocket this morning, and now it’s at the bottom of the river with her! How incredibly frustrating!"
He peeped up the chimney, and got nothing by that motion but a flop of soot in his eye.
He looked up the chimney and only got a puff of soot in his eye from that movement.
He stamped and swore and cursed in the most horrible manner that can possibly be conceived.
He shouted and swore and cursed in the most awful way you can imagine.
Feeling that Mrs. Lovett in the matter of her little private savings had been one too many for him, he looked rather hopelessly through the other rooms of the house. They were all completely vacant, and from the appearance of the dust upon the floors of them did not seem to have been entered for years past. He gave up the search in despair, and gloomily walked down stairs to the parlour again.
Feeling that Mrs. Lovett had outsmarted him with her little personal savings, he hopelessly searched through the other rooms of the house. They were all completely empty, and judging by the dust on the floors, it looked like no one had been in them for years. He abandoned the search in frustration and gloomily walked back down to the parlor.
"It is lost," he said. "It is lost. Well, I must even be content with that which I have: I don't think any one will be the richer for what is here. No, no. It could not have escaped my search, and if it has done so by a miracle, or next thing to one, it will remain until the house falls to pieces years hence, perhaps, and fall into the hands of some one when I am de—No—no—what puts that word dead into my mouth? I hate to think of it! I am young in constitution, and shall live many—many years yet; oh, yes, I—I need have no fear of death."
"It’s gone," he said. "It’s gone. Well, I have to be okay with what I have: I don’t think anyone will benefit from what’s here. No, no. It couldn’t have slipped my grasp, and if it has by some miracle, it will stay here until the house crumbles years from now, maybe, and fall into the hands of someone when I’m de—No—no—why do I think of that word dead? I hate to consider it! I’m young and healthy, and I’ll live many—many more years; oh, yes, I—I shouldn’t worry about death."
Todd glared round him as though he expected that the very impersonification of the grim King of Terrors would rise up before him to take vengeance for being treated so slightingly; but all was still.
Todd glared around him as if he thought the very embodiment of the grim King of Terrors would show up before him to take revenge for being treated so disrespectfully; but everything was quiet.
He wiped his brow again with the lace cap of Mrs. Lovett, which he had mechanically retained when he left the bed-room, and then he began to ask himself what should be done with the shop.
He wiped his brow again with Mrs. Lovett's lace cap, which he had automatically kept when he left the bedroom, and then he started to think about what to do with the shop.
"For a few hours yet," he said, "a few short hours, there must be no disturbance and no commotion in this neighbourhood with which my name may possibly be connected. After that, they may do what they like and say what they like, but now all must be peace and silence. What shall I do with this confounded shop, now? I wish I had not given so strong a dose of the narcotic to you, old woman, left in charge by Mrs. Lovett. Ah, what is that?"
"For a few more hours," he said, "just a few short hours, there can't be any disturbance or commotion in this neighborhood that might be linked to my name. After that, they can do whatever they want and say whatever they want, but right now everything must be peaceful and quiet. What am I going to do with this annoying shop now? I wish I hadn't given you such a strong dose of the sedative, old woman, left in charge by Mrs. Lovett. Ah, what is that?"
The sound from the shop as of some one being violently sick, came upon Todd's ears.
The noise from the shop, like someone throwing up violently, reached Todd's ears.
"Ah," he said, "so the narcotic has taken that effect, has it, upon Mrs. Lovett's representative? Well, well, she will recover from it much sooner than I thought she would, and that will now be all the better, for it absolves me of my difficulty about the shop for the next few hours."
"Ah," he said, "so the drug has had that effect on Mrs. Lovett's representative, huh? Well, she'll bounce back from it quicker than I expected, which is great because it gets me off the hook regarding the shop for the next few hours."
He walked into the shop and found Mrs. Stag sitting up behind the counter, and in rather a dubious condition as regarded the peace of her stomach.
He walked into the shop and saw Mrs. Stag sitting behind the counter, looking a bit uncertain about her stomach's comfort.
"Well, ma'am," said Todd. "How are you now?"
"Well, ma'am," Todd said. "How are you doing now?"
"The Lord have mercy upon us!"
"God, have mercy on us!"
"Amen! But how came you in this state, ma'am?"
"Amen! But how did you end up like this, ma'am?"
"The pies, sir. The pies. You really have no idea of how very rich they are, sir. It's all along of the pies, that's all, sir; but I am getting better, though my head is none of the best."
"The pies, sir. The pies. You really have no idea how rich they are, sir. It's all about the pies, that's all, sir; but I'm improving, even though my head isn't in the best shape."
"Yes," said Todd. "Of course it was the very rich pies. It could not have been what you drank."
"Yeah," said Todd. "Of course it was the really rich pies. It couldn't have been what you drank."
"Oh, no, no. Oh, dear no. That wasn't enough to hurt an infant, sir, as you ought to know. What a mercy it is that Mrs. Lovett has not come home, for she is rather a violent woman at times. It's really quite a mercy."
"Oh, no, no. Oh, dear no. That wasn’t enough to hurt a baby, sir, as you should know. How fortunate it is that Mrs. Lovett hasn't come home, because she can be quite a violent woman sometimes. It's really a blessing."
"She won't be home just yet, I think," said Todd. "You will have time to get completely to rights before you see her, and when you do see her I would advise you to make your peace with the other world as quickly as you can!"
"She probably won't be home for a while," Todd said. "You'll have time to get yourself ready before you see her, and when you do see her, I suggest you make amends with the other world as soon as possible!"
Todd closed the parlour door; and as it was only the lock that had given, it did not show much symptoms of what had happened to it; as that in all likelihood Mrs. Stag, supposing that it was fast as she had first found it, would not pay any attention to it or scrutinise it sufficiently to be aware that it had been at all tampered with by any one.
Todd closed the parlor door, and since only the lock had malfunctioned, it didn't really show any signs of what had happened. Most likely, Mrs. Stag, thinking it was locked as she had initially found it, wouldn't notice anything unusual or look closely enough to realize it had been tampered with.
"Only a few hours after all," muttered Todd, "and then I don't care what anybody thinks or says about this shop and its affairs, or about me in connection with them. Ah, I had quite forgotten. I wonder what Mrs. Lovett's cook is about?"
"Just a few hours left," Todd muttered, "and then I won't care what anyone thinks or says about this shop and its business, or about me in connection with it. Oh, I almost forgot. I wonder what Mrs. Lovett's cook is up to?"
Todd paused, and gave some few moments' thought to the cook. He had an idea of going down to the oven cellar, and killing him, so that he might feel quite certain he was out of the way of perpetrating any mischief; but a second thought determined him in the other way.
Todd paused and took a moment to think about the cook. He considered going down to the oven cellar and killing him to ensure he wouldn't cause any trouble, but a second thought took him in a different direction.
"No—no," he said. "What can he do? No doubt the house will be shut after a time, and then he will starve to death. Ha!"
"No—no," he said. "What can he do? Eventually, the house will be locked up, and then he’ll starve to death. Ha!"
CHAPTER CII.
TAKES A SLIGHT GLANCE AT TOBIAS AND HIS INTENDED.
The idea of the cook being starved to death, had quite reconciled Todd to the notion of leaving him alone; so he left the shop, and proceeded to his own domicile in Fleet Street, and as nothing of great moment has occurred during his absence, we will take the liberty of conducting the reader to the house of Colonel Jeffery, and taking a slight peep at our old friend Tobias, whom we left in rather a critical position.
The thought of the cook being left to starve had made Todd okay with the idea of leaving him alone; so he left the shop and headed to his home in Fleet Street. Since nothing significant happened during his absence, we’ll take a moment to visit Colonel Jeffery’s house and check in on our old friend Tobias, who we left in a bit of a tough spot.
Tobias had been in so delicate a condition, prior to the last outrage of Todd at the colonel's house, that one might suppose such a thing would go far towards terminating his mortal career, and so indeed it did; but in youth there is such a tenacity to life that we may fairly look for the most extraordinary things in the shape of clinging to the vital principle, and in the way of getting over injuries. Poor Tobias was, to be sure, thrown back by Todd's attack, but he was not destroyed. The medical man gave it as his opinion, that the mental shock was by far worse than the physical injury, and he said to the colonel—
Tobias had been in such a fragile state before Todd's latest outburst at the colonel's house that one might think it could end his life, and it truly did have that effect; however, youth has such a strong grip on life that we can expect the most remarkable displays of resilience and recovery from injuries. Poor Tobias was certainly set back by Todd's attack, but he wasn't defeated. The doctor stated that the mental shock was much worse than the physical damage, and he told the colonel—
"Some means must be devised to make him believe that he is quite free from any further attack upon the part of Todd, or he will never recover. He will awaken, it is true, from the trance he is now in, but it will be to all the horrors and dread of some expected fresh attack from Todd."
"Some way has to be found to make him think he's completely safe from any further attacks by Todd, or he won't ever get better. He will wake up, that's true, but it will be to all the fears and nightmares of another impending attack from Todd."
"But I will assure him of my protection," said the colonel. "I will in the most positive manner tell him that he shall here be perfectly safe from that man."
"But I'll make sure he knows he's under my protection," said the colonel. "I’ll definitely tell him that he'll be completely safe from that guy here."
"Excuse me, colonel," replied the surgeon, "but all that was done before, and yet Tobias has found that Todd reached him, even in one of the rooms of this house. You will find that he will be very sceptical regarding your powers to protect him now from that bold and infamous man. I hope I am not offending you, colonel, by my plain speaking?"
"Excuse me, colonel," the surgeon said, "but all of that has already happened, and yet Tobias discovered that Todd got to him, even in one of the rooms in this house. You'll see that he’ll be quite doubtful about your ability to keep him safe from that bold and notorious man now. I hope I’m not bothering you, colonel, with my straightforward comments?"
"Not at all my dear sir, not at all. Do not think of such a thing. Plain speaking, when it is dictated by friendly feeling, is one of the most admirable things in all the world, and no one can possibly admire it more than I do. I feel, too, the full force of what you have said, and that to the ears of Tobias it would sound like a farce for me to offer to protect him from the further assaults of Sweeney Todd."
"Not at all, my dear sir, not at all. Don’t think about it. Honestly, when it's coming from a place of friendship, being straightforward is one of the most admirable things in the world, and no one can appreciate it more than I do. I also understand completely what you've said, and to Tobias, it would sound ridiculous for me to offer to shield him from any further attacks by Sweeney Todd."
"But something may be done that is quite of a decisive character upon the subject, colonel."
"But something can definitely be done about this, Colonel."
"What do you mean?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, that to sick folks I say anything that I think will tend to their recovery, even although I may feel that I am a little transgressing the bounds of truth. We must consider what we say to people in the position of Tobias, as so much medicine artfully administered to him."
"I mean, that to sick people I say whatever I think will help them get better, even if I feel like I’m bending the truth a little. We need to think about what we say to someone in Tobias's position, just like giving them some cleverly administered medicine."
"I quite agree with you, and I feel that you have some important suggestion to make to me regarding Tobias. What is it?"
"I totally agree with you, and I think you have an important suggestion to share with me about Tobias. What is it?"
"Then, colonel, if I were you, I should not hesitate for one moment to tell him that Todd was dead."
"Then, Colonel, if I were you, I wouldn’t hesitate for a second to tell him that Todd is dead."
"Dead?"
"Deceased?"
"Yes, that is the only thing that will thoroughly convince Tobias he has nothing further to fear from him. I think it not only one of those delusions that are in themselves harmless, but I think it a justifiable dose of moral medicine."
"Yes, that's the only thing that will completely convince Tobias he has nothing left to fear from him. I believe it's not just one of those harmless delusions, but I think it's a justified dose of moral medicine."
"It shall be done," said the colonel. "It shall be done. I do not hesitate about it for a moment. I thank you for the idea, and if that will do Tobias any good, he shall have the full benefit of it at my hands. Shall we seek him now?"
"It will be done," said the colonel. "It will be done. I don't hesitate for a second. I appreciate the suggestion, and if that will help Tobias, he will get the full benefit of it from me. Should we go look for him now?"
"Yes, I hope that he is in a state to fully comprehend what is said to him, and in that case the sooner we say this from which we expect such good results, the better it will be. I am most anxious to witness the effect it will have upon his mind, colonel. If I mistake not, it will be one far exceeding anything you can suppose."
"Yes, I hope he’s able to really understand what’s being said to him, and if that’s the case, the sooner we say what we expect will have such good results, the better. I’m really eager to see how it will affect his mind, Colonel. If I’m not mistaken, it will be far beyond anything you can imagine."
Upon this they both went up stairs to the chamber in which poor Tobias lay. The boy was upon a bed, lying to all appearance bereft of sense. His breathing was rather laborious, and every now and then there was a nervous twitching of the muscles of the face, which bespoke how ill at ease the whole system was. At times too he would mutter some incoherent words, during which both the medical man and the colonel thought they could distinguish the name of Todd.
Upon this, they both went upstairs to the room where poor Tobias lay. The boy was on a bed, seemingly unconscious. His breathing was somewhat heavy, and every now and then, his facial muscles would twitch nervously, indicating how unsettled his whole body was. Sometimes, he would mumble some nonsensical words, during which both the doctor and the colonel thought they could make out the name Todd.
"Yes," said the surgeon, "that is the spectre that is ever present to the imagination of this poor boy and we must speedily get rid of it from him, or it will assuredly kill him. I would not answer for his life another twenty-four hours, if his fancy were still to continue to be tortured by an expectation of the appearance of Todd."
"Yes," said the surgeon, "that's the ghost that constantly haunts this poor boy's imagination, and we need to get rid of it quickly, or it will definitely kill him. I wouldn't guarantee his life for another twenty-four hours if he keeps being tormented by the thought of Todd showing up."
"Will you, or shall I, speak to him?"
"Will you talk to him, or should I?"
"You, if you please, colonel; he knows your voice better no doubt than he does mine."
"You, if you don't mind, Colonel; he probably knows your voice better than mine."
Colonel Jeffery bent his head close down to Tobias's ear, and in a clear correct voice spoke to him.
Colonel Jeffery leaned down close to Tobias's ear and spoke to him in a clear, proper voice.
"Tobias, I have come to say something very important to you. It is something which I hope will do you good to hear. Do you comprehend me, Tobias?"
"Tobias, I’ve come to tell you something really important. I hope it’s something you’ll find helpful to hear. Do you understand me, Tobias?"
The sufferer uttered a faint groan, as he tossed one of his arms uneasily about upon the coverlet.
The person in pain let out a soft groan as he restlessly moved one of his arms across the blanket.
"You quite understand me, Tobias? Only say that you do so, and I shall be satisfied to go on, and say to you what I have to say."
"You understand me, right, Tobias? Just say that you do, and I'll be fine to continue and tell you what I need to say."
"Todd, Todd!" gasped Tobias. "Oh, God! coming—he is coming."
"Todd, Todd!" gasped Tobias. "Oh, God! He's coming—he's coming."
"You hear," said the surgeon. "That is what his imagination runs upon. That is proof conclusive."
"You hear," the surgeon said. "That's what his imagination focuses on. That's solid proof."
"It is, poor boy," said the colonel. "But I wish I could get him to say that he fully comprehends my words."
"It is, poor kid," said the colonel. "But I wish I could get him to say that he really understands what I'm saying."
"Never mind that. I would recommend that you make the communication to him at once, and abruptly. It will, in all likelihood, thus have more effect than if you dilute it by any great note of preparation before it reaches his ears."
"Forget about that. I suggest you tell him right away and directly. It will probably have a bigger impact than if you prepare him a lot before he hears it."
The Colonel nodded his acquiescence; and then, once more inclining his mouth to Tobias's ear, he said, in clear and moderately loud accents—
The Colonel nodded in agreement; then, leaning his mouth closer to Tobias's ear, he said in a clear, moderately loud voice—
"Sweeney Todd is dead!"
"Sweeney Todd is gone!"
Tobias at once sprang up to a sitting posture in the bed, and cried—
Tobias immediately sat up in bed and shouted—
"No, no! Is it really so?"
"No, no! Is that really true?"
"Yes," added the colonel. "Sweeney Todd is dead."
"Yeah," added the colonel. "Sweeney Todd is dead."
For a moment or two Tobias looked from the colonel to the surgeon, and from the surgeon to the colonel, with a bewildered expression of countenance, and then burst into tears.
For a moment or two, Tobias glanced from the colonel to the surgeon and back again, looking confused, and then he broke down in tears.
"That will do," said the surgeon.
"That's enough," the surgeon said.
"It has succeeded?" whispered the colonel.
"Did it work?" whispered the colonel.
"Fully. It could not do better. He will recover full consciousness now when those tears are over. All will go well with him; but do not, by word or look, insinuate the remotest doubt of the truth of what you have told him. It would be better to say the same thing to any of the servants that may come about him."
"Absolutely. It couldn’t be better. He’ll regain full awareness once those tears stop. Everything will be fine for him; but don’t, by any word or glance, suggest even the slightest doubt about what you’ve told him. It’s better to say the same thing to any of the servants that might come around."
"I will—I will; and particularly to his master, whom I would as soon trust with a secret as I would with the command of a regiment of cavalry."
"I will—I will; and especially to his boss, whom I would trust with a secret just as much as I would trust with leading a cavalry regiment."
Tobias wept for the space of about ten minutes, and then he looked up with a face in which there was a totally different expression to what it had borne but a short time previously, and with a faltering voice he spoke—
Tobias cried for about ten minutes, and then he looked up with a completely different expression than he had just a moment ago, and with a shaky voice he said—
"And so Todd is gone at last?"
"And so Todd is finally gone?"
"He has," replied the colonel; "and, therefore, you may now, Tobias, make your mind quite easy about him."
"He has," replied the colonel; "so now, Tobias, you can relax and stop worrying about him."
"Oh, quite—quite!"
"Oh, definitely—definitely!"
By the long breath that Tobias drew, it was evident what an exquisite relief it was to him to be able to feel that the man who had been the bane of his young life was no more. No assurance of protection from him could have come near the feeling of satisfaction that he now felt in the consciousness of such a release. But Todd being dead, settled the affair at once. There was no drawback upon his satisfaction.
By the long breath that Tobias took, it was clear how much of a relief it was for him to realize that the man who had tormented his youth was gone. No promise of safety could match the satisfaction he felt from this newfound freedom. With Todd dead, the matter was settled immediately. There was nothing to dampen his satisfaction.
"Oh!" he said, "I do indeed feel that life is with me again, and that I can be happy. Where is Minna?"
"Oh!" he said, "I really feel like life is with me again, and that I can be happy. Where's Minna?"
"She cannot remain here always," replied the colonel; "but she will be in the house shortly, upon a visit to your mother, and you shall yourself have the pleasure of communicating the welcome news of Todd's death to her—news which to her bears as great a significance as it does to you."
"She can't stay here forever," replied the colonel; "but she will be at the house soon, visiting your mother, and you will have the pleasure of sharing the news of Todd's death with her—a piece of news that means just as much to her as it does to you."
"Oh, yes," replied Tobias. "Minna will be pleased. We ought not to rejoice at the death of any one; but then Todd was so very, very bad a man, that his dying is a good thing, as it keeps him from loading his soul with more wickedness."
"Oh, definitely," replied Tobias. "Minna will be happy. We shouldn't celebrate anyone's death; but Todd was such a truly terrible person that his dying is a good thing, as it prevents him from filling his soul with even more evil."
"That," said the medical man, "is the proper view to take of the matter, Tobias; but now you will permit me to say to you that you should not talk too much, nor overtax your young strength. I will darken the room, by closing the shutters; and it is highly desirable that you should enjoy a few hours calm sleep, which now, with the conviction that Todd is dead, I do not see any difficulty in your doing."
"That," said the doctor, "is the right way to look at it, Tobias; but now I need to tell you that you shouldn't talk too much or push yourself too hard. I'm going to darken the room by closing the shutters, and it’s really important that you get a few hours of restful sleep, which I think should be easy for you now that you know Todd is dead."
"Oh, no—no," said Tobias, with quite a bright expression upon his face. "Oh, no. I shall sleep well now. Quite well, for what have I to fear now?" These few words were spoken in such a tone of calm composure, that the colonel had every reason to rejoice in the experiment he had tried, upon the advice of the medical man. The latter closed the shutters of the room all but one, so that there was but a soft and chastened light in the room; and then, with a smile upon his face, Tobias—after hoping that they would arouse him when Minna should come, and receiving a promise that way—turned his face to his pillow, and composed himself to the first pure rest he had had since the attack that the villain Todd had made upon him in the colonel's house.
"Oh, no—no," Tobias said, a bright expression on his face. "Oh, no. I’ll sleep well now. Really well, because what do I have to fear now?" His calm tone gave the colonel every reason to feel pleased about the experiment he had tried, based on the doctor's advice. The doctor closed all but one of the room’s shutters, allowing in only a soft, gentle light. Then, with a smile, Tobias—after asking them to wake him when Minna arrived and getting a promise that they would—turned his face to the pillow and settled in for the first peaceful rest he had since the attack by that villain Todd at the colonel's house.
"It is not much of a deception," said Colonel Jeffery to the surgeon, when the latter was leaving the house, "for I believe now that Todd's hours are indeed numbered. He will be arrested to-night."
"It’s not really a deception," Colonel Jeffery said to the surgeon as he was leaving the house, "because I genuinely think Todd's time is almost up. He'll be arrested tonight."
"I am glad to hear it," replied the surgeon. "Such a notable villain ought to be as quickly as possible put out of the world."
"I'm glad to hear that," the surgeon replied. "A notorious villain like him should be removed from the world as quickly as possible."
"He ought, indeed; and from what I hear from Sir Richard Blunt, I believe that before twenty-four hours are gone over my head, the whole of London will ring with the name of Todd, and the story of his frightful criminality."
"He really should; and based on what I've heard from Sir Richard Blunt, I believe that within twenty-four hours, the entire city of London will be buzzing with the name Todd and the tale of his horrifying crimes."
Tobias slept quietly, and securely for four hours, during which space of time he was twice visited by Minna Gray, who had arrived while he was in that state of repose. The colonel, although he felt the danger of letting Mrs. Ragg know that the report to Tobias of the death of Todd was premature, felt no such scruple with regard to Minna. Indeed he considered that it would have been an insult to her judgment not to have told her exactly how the case stood.
Tobias slept peacefully and securely for four hours, during which time he was visited twice by Minna Gray, who had come while he was resting. The colonel, although aware of the risk of letting Mrs. Ragg know that the news about Todd's death was premature, felt no hesitation about telling Minna. In fact, he believed it would have been insulting to her judgment not to tell her exactly what was going on.
When she heard it all, and upon visiting Tobias's bed-room, found what a sweet sleep he was in, and what a quiet gentle smile was upon his face, she tearfully acknowledged what a good thing the innocent deception was which had produced such a result.
When she heard everything and visited Tobias's bedroom, she saw how peacefully he was sleeping and the gentle smile on his face. Tears filled her eyes as she recognized how wonderful the innocent deception was that had led to such a comforting outcome.
"It will save him," she said.
"It will save him," she said.
"It will," replied the colonel; "and be sure that you keep sufficient guard over yourself to keep from betraying the secret."
"It will," replied the colonel. "And make sure you keep a close watch on yourself to avoid letting the secret slip."
"Oh, sir, trust me, I will."
"Oh, sir, I promise I will."
"And remember that in this house, Minna, it is known only to you and to me. If Tobias should ask you anything about it, you had better know nothing, for I promised him that he should have the pleasure of making the communication to you himself, therefore you cannot be puzzled by any questions regarding particulars when he is your informant."
"And remember, Minna, that in this house, it’s just between you and me. If Tobias asks you anything about it, it’s best if you don’t know anything because I promised him he would get to tell you himself. That way, you won’t be confused by any questions about the details when he’s the one informing you."
Minna joyfully concurred with all that the colonel said upon this head; and then, after a long talk with Mrs. Ragg in the kitchen—that good lady having the most implicit faith in the story of the death of Todd, and the profoundest hope that she should soon hear the full particulars of that event—she betook herself to the bedside of Tobias, there to await his awakening.
Minna happily agreed with everything the colonel said about this; and then, after a long chat with Mrs. Ragg in the kitchen—who completely believed the story of Todd's death and was very hopeful that she would soon hear all the details about it—she went to Tobias's bedside to wait for him to wake up.
When he did open his eyes, they were clear and bright, and the fever had left his brow and cheeks. The first object his eye rested upon was Minna, and the first words he said were—
When he finally opened his eyes, they were clear and bright, and the fever had faded from his forehead and cheeks. The first thing he saw was Minna, and the first words he spoke were—
"Todd is dead!"
"Todd has died!"
"Ah, then, Tobias, you have nothing now to fear, for you have not an enemy in the world."
"Ah, then, Tobias, you have nothing to worry about now because you don't have any enemies in the world."
"No," he cried, "I have now nothing to fear—but, my Minna, my own, my beautiful! how much I have to love! We shall be now, Minna, very, very happy, indeed, and God will bless me for your dear sake!"
"No," he exclaimed, "I have nothing to fear anymore—but, my Minna, my own, my beautiful! How much I have to love! We will be very, very happy now, Minna, and God will bless me for your dear sake!"
CHAPTER CIII.
MR. LUPIN HAS A SINGULAR INTERVIEW WITH MRS. OAKLEY.
Amid all the exciting circumstances that it has been our duty to relate—amid the turmoil of events consequent upon the wild villainy of Todd, and the urgent attempts of Mrs. Lovett to get her accounts audited—we have very much lost sight of Mrs. Oakley.
Amid all the exciting events we've had to share—amid the chaos caused by Todd's terrible actions, and Mrs. Lovett's urgent efforts to get her accounts checked—we've really lost track of Mrs. Oakley.
Perhaps the reader has not been altogether unwilling to lose sight of a lady who, we will admit, was not calculated to make great advances in his esteem.
Perhaps the reader hasn't been entirely opposed to overlooking a lady who, we admit, didn’t really inspire much regard in him.
But yet one thing must be recollected, and that is that Mrs. Oakley is Johanna's mother! That we opine is a fact which she should be given some degree of attention for; and insomuch as the bright eyes of the fair and noble-minded Johanna might be dimmed by an additional tear if anything very serious was to become of Mrs. Oakley, we will go a little out of our way just now to see what that deluded parson-ridden woman is about.
But there's one thing to remember: Mrs. Oakley is Johanna's mother! We believe that's a fact that deserves some attention. Since the bright eyes of the kind-hearted Johanna could be dimmed by an extra tear if something serious were to happen to Mrs. Oakley, we’ll take a little detour to see what that confused, parson-controlled woman is up to.
The outgoings and the incomings of Mrs. Oakley for a long time past had been so various and discursive, that the poor spectacle-maker had long since left off considering that he had anything in the shape of a domestic establishment. Certainly, Johanna was always at hand, until lately, to attend to her father's comforts—but the wife never. There was either a prayer-meeting, or a love-feast, or some congregation or another assembled to hear or to see Mr. Lupin; so that if the wife and the mother went to such places to learn her duties, it was pretty evident that the lesson occupied the whole of her time.
The expenses and income of Mrs. Oakley had been so varied and scattered for a long time that the poor spectacle-maker had long stopped thinking he had any kind of home life. Sure, Johanna was always around, at least until recently, to take care of her father's needs—but the wife was never there. She was either at a prayer meeting, a potluck, or some gathering to hear or see Mr. Lupin; so if the wife and mother went to those events to figure out her responsibilities, it was clear that they took up all her time.
But still at times she did come home. At odd seasons she was to be found groaning and snuffling at the fireside in the little dark parlour at the back of the shop; but now for some few days she had totally disappeared.
But there were still times when she came home. At random times, she could be found groaning and sniffling by the fireside in the small, dark living room at the back of the shop; but for the past few days, she had completely vanished.
Mr. Oakley was alone.
Mr. Oakley was on his own.
Up a dingy court in the City, not a hundred miles from the dingy purlieus of Monkwell Street, there was a dingy conventicle, upon the front of which the word "Ebenezer" announced its character, or its would-be character. The upper part of this chapel was converted into a dwelling-place, and there luxuriated Mr. Lupin.
Up a shabby alley in the city, not far from the drab outskirts of Monkwell Street, there was a worn-out meeting hall, with the word "Ebenezer" on the front indicating its purpose, or what it aimed to be. The upper section of this chapel had been turned into a home, where Mr. Lupin lived comfortably.
The flock (geese, of course!) of the reverend gent rented the edifice, so that there he was rent free, and there he was in the habit of inviting to tea such of the females of his congregation who either had money of their own, or whose husbands had tills easily accessible, or pockets into which the wife's hand could be dipped at discretion; and dipped it generally was at in-discretion;—for folks, whether they be wives or not, when they can dip into other folks' pockets, do not always know how much to take just and no more.
The group (geese, obviously!) of the reverend gentleman rented the building, so he lived there rent-free. He often invited to tea the women of his congregation who either had money of their own or whose husbands had cash easily accessible, or pockets that the wives could reach into whenever they wanted; and they often did reach in without hesitation—because whether they're wives or not, people don’t always know how to take just the right amount when they can dip into someone else’s pockets.
Now Mr. Lupin had established a Three-days-two-hours and-general-subscription-saving grace-prayer, which consisted of praying every two hours for three days and three nights, and at each prayer making an offering in hard cash for the use of the church and the gospel, he (Mr. Lupin) being both the church and the gospel.
Now Mr. Lupin had set up a three-days, two-hours, and general subscription saving grace prayer, which involved praying every two hours for three days and three nights, and at each prayer, making a cash offering for the church and the gospel, since he (Mr. Lupin) was both the church and the gospel.
Alas! what will not human folly in the name of religion stoop to! There were women—mothers of families, who came to Mr. Lupin's house above the chapel with what plunder they could get together, and there actually stand the three days and three nights, the reverend gent making it is duty to keep them awake at the end of every two hours at least, as he pretended to pray, and sending them away completely placid, but with the comfortable conviction, as they themselves expressed it, that their "souls were saved alive."
Sadly, what lengths will human foolishness go to in the name of religion? There were women—mothers of families—who came to Mr. Lupin's house above the chapel with whatever belongings they could gather, and they actually stood there for three days and three nights. The reverend gentleman made it his duty to keep them awake at least every two hours under the guise of praying, sending them away completely calm, but with the comforting belief, as they put it, that their "souls were saved alive."
Mrs. Oakley was one of these dupes.
Mrs. Oakley was one of these gullible people.
Now, although these proceedings were very profitable to Mr. Lupin, he found that it was very irksome to get up himself in the middle of the night to awaken the sinners to prayer, so he used to introduce brandy-and-water after he had pretty well tired out his devotee, and ascertained the amount of money he was likely to get, and in the confusion of mind consequent upon that gentle stimulant, the time went on very glibly.
Now, even though these activities were quite lucrative for Mr. Lupin, he found it very annoying to get up in the middle of the night to wake the sinners for prayer. So, he would offer brandy-and-water after he had sufficiently worn out his devotee and gauged how much money he was likely to receive. In the hazy state that followed that mild drink, the time passed very smoothly.
"Sister Oakley," said Lupin, on the evening of the first day of Mrs. Oakley's residence beneath his highly-spiritual roof. "Sister Oakley, truly you will be a great brand snatched from the burning—How much money have you got?"
"Sister Oakley," said Lupin, on the evening of the first day of Mrs. Oakley's stay under his deeply spiritual roof. "Sister Oakley, you will truly be a great rescue from the flames—How much money do you have?"
"Alas!" said Mrs. Oakley, "business must be bad, for I only found in the till three pounds eleven-and-sixpence."
"Wow!" said Mrs. Oakley, "things must be really tough because I only found three pounds eleven and six pence in the cash register."
Mr. Lupin groaned.
Mr. Lupin groaned.
"But I will from time to time take what I can, and let you have it, for the welfare of one's precious soul is above all price."
"But I will occasionally take what I can and share it with you, because the well-being of one's precious soul is priceless."
"Truly, Sister Oakley, it is, and you may as well give me the small instalment now if it shall seem right unto thee, sister. I thank you in the name of the Lord! Humph—only three pounds eleven-and-sixpence. Well, well, we shall do better another time, perhaps, sister. Rest in peace, and I will from time to time come in and awaken thee to prayer. Truly and verily I have a hard time of it always."
"Really, Sister Oakley, it is, and you might as well give me the small payment now if that seems right to you, sister. I thank you in the name of the Lord! Hmph—just three pounds eleven and sixpence. Well, well, maybe we’ll do better next time, sister. Rest in peace, and I will come in from time to time and wake you up for prayer. Honestly, I always have a tough time with it."
It was on the second night that fatigue had had a great effect upon Mrs. Oakley, and upon the reverend gent likewise that he brought her a tumbler of hot brandy-and-water, saying as he placed it by her—
It was on the second night that exhaustion really took a toll on Mrs. Oakley, and on the reverend gentleman as well, that he brought her a glass of hot brandy-and-water, saying as he set it down beside her—
"Truly I have had a dream, and the Lord told me to give you this. I pray you take it, Mrs. O., and may it put you in mind of the glory of the world that is to come—Amen!"
"Honestly, I had a dream, and God instructed me to share this with you. I hope you accept it, Mrs. O., and may it remind you of the glorious world that awaits us—Amen!"
Mr. Lupin retired, and as the stimulant was not at all an ungrateful thing to Mrs. Oakley, she was about to raise it to her lips, when a stunning knock at the chapel door made her give such a start, that she dropped glass, and spirit, and spoon to the ground. No doubt, a repetition of the knock at the moment, prevented Lupin from hearing the crash, which the fall in spirits produced. Mrs. Oakley heard him open the window of his room, and in a voice of stifled anger cry—
Mr. Lupin retired, and since the drink was more than welcome to Mrs. Oakley, she was just about to bring it to her lips when a loud knock at the chapel door startled her so much that she dropped the glass, the drink, and the spoon onto the ground. Thankfully, the second knock at that moment kept Lupin from hearing the crash caused by the spill. Mrs. Oakley heard him open his window, and with a voice filled with suppressed anger, he shouted—
"Who is there? Who is there?"
"Who's there?"
"It's me, Groggs, and you know it," said a female voice. "Come down and open the door, or I will rouse the whole neighbourhood."
"It's me, Groggs, and you know it," said a woman's voice. "Come down and open the door, or I'll wake up the whole neighborhood."
"Come, you be off. I have some one here."
"Come on, you should leave. I have someone here."
"What, another idiot? Ho!—ho!—ho! Why, Groggs, they will find you out some day, and limb you. If they only knew that you were Groggs the returned transport, how they would mob you to be sure. But I have come for money, old fellow, and I will have it. I ain't drunk, but I have had enough—just enough, mark me old boy, and you know what I am capable of when that's the case. I am your wife and you know it. Ho! ho!"
"What, another idiot? Ha!—ha!—ha! Hey, Groggs, they'll figure you out someday and take you down. If they only knew you were Groggs the guy who came back from the transport, they'd definitely swarm you. But I'm here for money, my old friend, and I will get it. I'm not drunk, but I've had just the right amount—just enough, mind you, and you know what I can do when I'm like this. I am your wife, and you know it. Ha! ha!"
Dab came the knocker again upon the chapel door.
Dab came the knocker again on the chapel door.
"Do you want to be my ruin?" said Lupin. "Stay a moment and I will throw you out five shillings; but if you make any noise you shall not have one farthing from me."
"Do you want to be my downfall?" said Lupin. "Stay for a second and I'll toss you five shillings; but if you make any noise, you won't get a single penny from me."
"Shall I not? Ha!—ha! Shall I not? Five shillings indeed!"
"Should I not? Ha!—ha! Should I not? Five shillings, really!"
The lady upon this, feeling no doubt that both her wants and his powers of persuasion were made very light of, commenced such a tremendous knocking at the door, that the terrified Lupin at once descended to let her in, uttering such terrible curses as he went that Mrs. Oakley was petrified with dismay.
The woman, feeling that both her needs and his ability to persuade were being dismissed, began to knock loudly on the door. The frightened Lupin hurried down to let her in, muttering terrible curses as he went, leaving Mrs. Oakley stunned with shock.
Foolish woman! Did she expect that her idol would turn out to be anything but a common brazen image?
Foolish woman! Did she think her idol would be anything more than just a common, shameless statue?
In the course of a few moments she heard the couple coming up stairs again, and when they reached the top, she heard Lupin say, "Confound you, you always will come with your infernal demands at the very worst and most awkward times and seasons to me. Did you not take ten pounds some time ago, and promise to come near me no more?"
In just a few moments, she heard the couple coming up the stairs again, and when they reached the top, she heard Lupin say, "Damn you, you always come with your annoying demands at the worst and most awkward times for me. Didn’t you take ten pounds a while back and promise to stay away from me?"
"Ha!—ha! Yes, I did. But I am here again you see. You thought I would drink myself to death with that amount of money, and that you would get rid of me, but it did me good. Ho!—ho!—ho! The good stuff did me good."
"Ha!—ha! Yes, I did. But here I am again, you see. You thought I would drink myself to death with that amount of money and that you'd be rid of me, but it actually helped me. Ho!—ho!—ho! The good stuff really helped me."
"You are a fool," said Lupin. "I tell you, woman, you will be my ruin, my absolute ruin; and then where will your supplies come from I should like to know? Why I have an idiot only in the next room, of whom I hope to make a good thing; and if you had only come in five minutes sooner you would have been heard by her, and I should have been done up here."
"You’re an idiot," said Lupin. "Listen, woman, you’re going to be my downfall, my complete downfall; and then where will your supplies come from, I wonder? I have a fool just in the next room, from whom I hope to make some money; and if you had just walked in five minutes earlier, she would have heard you, and I would have been in deep trouble."
"And why don't she hear you now? Have you cut her throat like you did the woman's by Wapping?"
"And why can't she hear you now? Did you cut her throat like you did to the woman by Wapping?"
"Hush!—hush! you devil! Why do you allude to that?"
"Hush!—hush! you devil! Why are you bringing that up?"
"Because I like, my beauty. Because I know you did it. And whenever I do mention it, the gallows shines out in your face as plain—ay, as plain as this hand; and I like to see you quake and change colour, and be ready almost to fall down with your fears. Ho!—ho! I like that. Yes, it's as good to me as a drop of drink, that it is."
"Because I love my beauty. Because I know you did it. And every time I bring it up, I can see the fear on your face—clear as day, just like this hand; and I enjoy watching you tremble and change color, looking like you're about to collapse from fear. Ha! I find that so satisfying. Yes, it feels as good to me as a sip of drink, it really does."
"I only wish your throat was cut, that is all."
"I just wish your throat was cut, that's all."
"I know you do. But you won't try that on upon me. No—no. You won't try that on. Look at this, my beauty. Do you think I would step into a place of yours without something in the shape of a friend with me? Oh—no—no—"
"I know you do. But you won't pull that with me. No—no. You won't try that. Look at this, my dear. Do you think I would walk into one of your places without bringing a friend along? Oh—no—no—"
The lady exhibited the handle and point of the blade of a knife, as she spoke, at which Mr. Lupin staggered back, and then in a faltering voice he said—
The woman showed the handle and tip of a knife as she spoke, which caused Mr. Lupin to stagger back, and then in a shaky voice he said—
"I will go and see how my portion has worked with the idiot I mentioned. I gave her a good dose of laudanum in a glass of brandy and water."
"I'll go check on how my plan has gone with the fool I mentioned. I gave her a strong dose of laudanum mixed with a glass of brandy and water."
It may be imagined with what feelings Mrs. Oakley heard this interesting little dialogue. It may be imagined, if she had at the bottom of her heart any lingering feelings of right or wrong, how they were likely to be roused up by all this—how her thoughts were likely to fly back to the house she had made wretched, and virtually deserted for so long a period of time. And now what was to become of her? Had she not heard Lupin denounced by one who knew him well as a murderer—an allegation which he had not even in the faintest manner denied?
One can only imagine how Mrs. Oakley felt listening to this intriguing conversation. If she had any lingering thoughts about right and wrong, it’s easy to see how they’d be stirred by all of this—how her mind would drift back to the home she had made miserable and effectively abandoned for such a long time. And now, what would happen to her? Hadn’t she just heard Lupin accused of being a murderer by someone who knew him well—an accusation he hadn’t even bothered to deny?
Mrs. Oakley went down upon her knees in earnest, and wringing her hands, she cried—
Mrs. Oakley dropped to her knees, desperately wringing her hands, and cried—
"God save me for my poor husband and my child's sake!"
"God help me for the sake of my poor husband and my child!"
We will suppose that if any appeals at all reach Heaven, that this was one of those that would be sure to get there. Hastily pushing aside with her hands the fragments of the broken glass, Mrs. Oakley flung herself upon the floor, at the moment that Lupin with a light in his hand entered the room.
We can assume that if any appeals make it to Heaven, this one would definitely be among them. Quickly clearing away the shattered glass with her hands, Mrs. Oakley threw herself on the floor just as Lupin walked into the room with a light in his hand.
"Hilloa!" he said.
"Hellooo!" he said.
All was still. Mrs. Oakley did not move hand nor foot. She scarcely dared to breathe, for she felt that upon his belief that she had swallowed the narcotic her life rested. When he saw her lying upon the floor, he gave a short laugh, as he said—
All was quiet. Mrs. Oakley didn’t move a muscle. She barely dared to breathe, knowing her life depended on his belief that she had taken the drug. When he saw her lying on the floor, he let out a short laugh and said—
"I thought she could not resist the brandy and water. The laudanum has done its work quickly indeed. It's well that it has, for if it had not— Well, well! If I only now had the courage to take a knife to my wife, and get rid of her once and for all, I should do well. Sister Oakley, you will not awaken for many hours, and when you do, you will be by far too much confused to know if you have said all your prayers or not. I shall make a fortune out of these women."
"I thought she wouldn't be able to resist the brandy and water. The laudanum worked quickly, that's for sure. Thank goodness it did, because if it hadn't—well, who knows? If only I had the guts to take a knife to my wife and get rid of her for good, I would be better off. Sister Oakley, you won't wake up for a long time, and when you do, you'll be way too confused to remember if you've said all your prayers or not. I'm going to make a fortune off these women."
Mrs. Oakley felt upon the point of fainting, and if he had but touched her, she was certain that she must have gone off; but he felt so satisfied with the powerful dose of laudanum that he had given her in the brandy and water, that he did not think it worth while in any way further to interfere with her.
Mrs. Oakley felt like she was about to faint, and if he had just touched her, she was sure she would have passed out; but he felt so pleased with the strong dose of laudanum he had mixed into her brandy and water that he didn't think it was worth it to interfere with her any further.
"Old and ugly too!" he muttered, as he left the room.
"Old and ugly too!" he grumbled as he walked out of the room.
Perhaps these last words cut Mrs. Oakley to the soul more quickly than all he had previously said. If she was not from that moment cured of what might in her case be called Lupinism, it was a very odd thing indeed.
Perhaps these final words struck Mrs. Oakley deeper than anything he had said before. If she wasn’t from that moment on cured of what could be called Lupinism in her case, it was indeed quite strange.
The Rev. gent had been gone more than ten minutes before Mrs. Oakley gathered courage to look up, and to listen to what was taking place in the next room. Then she found that Lupin was speaking. She was still too much overcome by terror to rise, but she managed to crawl along the floor, until she reached the wall between the two rooms.
The Rev. guy had been gone for over ten minutes before Mrs. Oakley found the courage to look up and listen to what was happening in the next room. Then she realized that Lupin was talking. She was still too shaken by fear to get up, but she managed to crawl across the floor until she reached the wall between the two rooms.
It was a flimsy wall that, composed only of canvas, for the rooms above the chapel had been got up in a very extemporaneous kind of way.
It was a weak wall that, made only of canvas, because the rooms above the chapel had been set up in a very makeshift manner.
Nothing could take place in the way of conversation in the next room, that might be distinctly enough heard in the one that Mrs. Oakley was in. As we have said, Lupin was speaking. Mrs. Oakley placed her ear close to the canvas, and heard every word that he uttered.
Nothing could happen in the next room that could be clearly heard in the room where Mrs. Oakley was. As we mentioned, Lupin was speaking. Mrs. Oakley put her ear close to the canvas and heard every word he said.
"Listen to reason," he said, "listen to reason, Jane. Of course, I will give you as much money as I can. I do not attempt to deny your claim upon me, and what is to hinder us working together, and making a good thing of it? Ah, if I could only persuade you to be a religious woman."
"Listen to reason," he said, "listen to reason, Jane. Of course, I’ll give you as much money as I can. I’m not trying to deny your claim on me, so what’s stopping us from working together and making something good out of it? Ah, if I could just convince you to be a religious woman."
"Gammon!" said Jane.
"Gotcha!" said Jane.
"I know that very well," said Lupin. "That's the very thing. I know it is gammon as well as you do. What's that?"
"I know that really well," said Lupin. "That's exactly it. I know it's nonsense just like you do. What's that?"
Mrs. Oakley had made a slight noise in the next room.
Mrs. Oakley had made a little noise in the next room.
CHAPTER CIV.
MRS. OAKLEY SEES A STRANGE SIGHT, AND THINKS THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
"What's that, eh?" added Lupin.
"What's that, huh?" added Lupin.
Mrs. Oakley sank flat upon the floor in a moment; she thought that now surely her last hour was come.
Mrs. Oakley dropped flat on the floor in an instant; she thought that her final hour had surely arrived.
"I thought I heard a noise. Did you, Jane?" added Lupin.
"I think I heard something. Did you, Jane?" added Lupin.
"I didn't hear anything," said the woman. "It's your conscience, old boy, that makes you hear all sorts of things. You know you are a hard one, and no mistake. You know, there ain't exactly your equal in London for a vagabond. But come, hand out the cash, for I ain't particularly fond of your company, nor you of mine, I take it."
"I didn't hear anything," the woman said. "It's your conscience, my friend, that makes you hear all sorts of things. You know you're a tough one, no doubt about it. There's really no one in London who can match you when it comes to being a vagabond. But come on, cough up the cash, because I'm not exactly thrilled to be with you, and I doubt you're too keen on my company either."
"It must have been imagination," muttered Lupin, still alluding to the noise he had heard or fancied he had heard. "It must have been imagination, and the wind at night does certainly make odd noises in the chapel at times, know."
"It must have been my imagination," Lupin murmured, still referring to the noise he thought he had heard. "It must have been my imagination, and the wind at night really does create strange sounds in the chapel sometimes, you know."
"Bother the noises. Give me the money, and let me go, I say. Come, be quick about it, or else I shall think of some way of helping myself, and you know when I begin, that I am apt to be rather troublesome."
"Bother the noise. Just give me the money and let me leave, I say. Come on, hurry up, or I might come up with a way to help myself, and you know when I do that, I can be quite a handful."
"A little," said Lupin. "Just a little. But as I was saying, Jane—you and I together might make a fortune quite easily. You are a clever woman."
"A little," Lupin said. "Just a little. But like I was saying, Jane—you and I could easily make a fortune together. You're a smart woman."
"Am I really? When did you find that out, you old rogue?"
"Am I really? When did you find that out, you sly old trickster?"
"Really, Jane, it is difficult to talk with you while you are in such a humour. Come, will you take something to drink? Say you will, and you shall have the very best I can get you. Only you must promise to take it in moderation, and not get much the worse for it, Jane."
"Honestly, Jane, it’s tough to have a conversation with you when you’re in this mood. Come on, how about having a drink? Just say yes, and I’ll get you the best thing I can find. But you have to promise to take it easy and not overdo it, okay, Jane?"
"Do you think now that I am such an idiot as to take a drain of anything in your place? No! I am not quite so green as that. Give me some money and I'll fetch something, and as long as I have got my hand on the bottle, where I will take good care to keep it, I shall know that I am safe from you, but not otherwise. You would like to give me a drop of the same stuff you have set the woman in the next room to sleep with, wouldn't you now, my beauty?"
"Do you really think I'm such a fool that I'd take a drink in your place? No way! I'm not that naïve. Just give me some cash and I'll go fetch something. As long as I have the bottle in my hand, which I’ll make sure to hold on to tightly, I know I'll be safe from you, but not otherwise. You'd like to give me a taste of the same stuff you used to put the woman in the next room to sleep, wouldn't you, darling?"
"No, Jane. Not you. You are not such a fool as to be taken in as she is. Such poor tricks won't do for you, I know well. There is money, and there is an empty bottle. Go and get what you like for yourself, as you wish not what I may happen to have in the place. I will let you in again, so you need not be afraid of that, Jane."
"No, Jane. Not you. You're not foolish enough to be deceived like she is. I know you won't fall for such cheap tricks. There’s money and there’s an empty bottle. Go get whatever you want for yourself; choose what you like, not just what I happen to have around. I’ll let you back in, so you don’t have to worry about that, Jane."
"Afraid? Afraid? That's a likely thing, indeed. I afraid of being kept out by you? No, old boy, if you did keep me out one minute longer than my patience lasted, and that would not be very long I think, I would raise such a racket about your ears, that you would wish yourself anywhere but where you are. How did I get in before, when you would have given one of your ears to keep me out? Why, by frightening you, of course, and I'll do it again. Give me hold of the bottle. I afraid of you, indeed? A likely thing."
"Afraid? Afraid? That's rich. Am I scared of you keeping me out? No way, my friend. If you kept me out just one minute longer than I could handle—which wouldn’t be long at all—I’d make such a scene that you’d wish you were anywhere else. How did I get in before when you would have given anything to keep me out? Simple, I scared you, and I can do it again. Hand me that bottle. Am I scared of you? Not a chance."
The lady left the room with the bottle and half a guinea in her hand, while Lupin, with affected solicitude, lighted her to the door of the chapel, and lingered until he heard her footsteps die away right up the dismal dingy-looking court.
The lady left the room with the bottle and half a guinea in her hand, while Lupin, with fake concern, guided her to the door of the chapel and stayed there until he heard her footsteps fade away in the gloomy, shabby-looking courtyard.
While Lupin was lighting his wife down the stairs, Mrs. Oakley found a small slit in the canvas that the division between the two rooms, and she industriously widened it, so that she was enabled to see into the adjoining apartment. She then waited in fear and in trembling the return of Lupin.
While Lupin was escorting his wife down the stairs, Mrs. Oakley discovered a small slit in the canvas that separated the two rooms, and she carefully widened it so she could see into the next apartment. She then waited anxiously for Lupin to return.
The arch hypocrite was not many minutes in making his appearance. He set the candlestick down upon the table with a force that nearly started the candle out of it, and then in a fierce voice he cried—
The arch hypocrite didn’t take long to show up. He slammed the candlestick down on the table so hard that it almost knocked the candle out of it, and then he shouted in an angry tone—
"Done—she is done at last! Ha! ha! Jane, you are done at last! I kept that bottle for an emergency. It seemed empty, but smeared all around its inner side is a sufficient quantity of a powerful narcotic to affect the very devil himself if he were to drink anything that had been poured into it. You think yourself mighty clever, Jane; but you are done at last. Now what a capital thing it is that I have sent that old fool, Mrs. Oakley, to sleep, for otherwise I should certainly be under the necessity of cutting her throat."
"Done—she’s finally done! Ha! ha! Jane, you’re finished at last! I saved that bottle for a situation like this. It looked empty, but there’s enough of a strong sedative coating the inside to knock out even the devil himself if he drank anything from it. You think you’re so smart, Jane; but you’re done at last. How great is it that I’ve put that old fool, Mrs. Oakley, to sleep, otherwise I would definitely have to deal with her in a much messier way."
Mrs. Oakley could hardly suppress a groan at this intelligence; but the exigences of her situation pressed strongly upon her, and she did succeed in smothering her feelings and keeping herself quiet.
Mrs. Oakley could barely hold back a groan at this news; however, the demands of her situation weighed heavily on her, and she managed to push down her emotions and stay composed.
Lupin paced the room anxiously waiting for his wife's return; and in the course of about five minutes, a heavy dab of a single knock upon the chapel door announced that fact. He immediately snatched up the candle and ran down stairs to let her in, lest according to her threat she should get to the end of her very limited stock of patience. They came up the stairs together—Jane was speaking—
Lupin paced the room anxiously, waiting for his wife's return. After about five minutes, a heavy knock on the chapel door confirmed she was back. He quickly picked up the candle and ran downstairs to let her in, fearing she might lose her already limited patience as she had warned. They walked up the stairs together—Jane was talking—
"Brandy!" she said; "I have got brandy, and I mean to keep my hand on the bottle, I tell you. Ah, I know you—no one knows you better than I do. You may impose upon everybody but me. You won't find it so very easy a thing to get the better of me; I'll keep my hand on the bottle."
"Brandy!" she said. "I have brandy, and I plan to keep my hand on the bottle, just so you know. Oh, I know you—no one knows you better than I do. You might be able to fool everyone else, but not me. You won't find it so easy to get the upper hand with me; I'll keep my hand on the bottle."
"How very suspicious you are," said Lupin, "It's quite distressing."
"You're so suspicious," Lupin said, "It's really upsetting."
"Is it? Ho! ho! Well, I'll have my drop and then I will go. If you are civil to me whenever I choose to come it will be better for you; but I am not the sort of person to stand any nonsense, I can assure you."
"Is it? Ha! Ha! Well, I'll have my drink and then I will leave. If you're nice to me whenever I decide to show up, it'll be better for you; but I’m not the kind of person who puts up with any nonsense, I promise you."
"No, Jane, I never said you were," replied Lupin; "and I hope that to-night will see the beginning as it were of a kind of reconciliation and better feeling between us. I am sure I always thought of you with kindness."
"No, Jane, I never said you were," Lupin replied. "I hope tonight marks the start of a sort of reconciliation and improved feelings between us. I've always thought of you with kindness."
By this time they were in the room, and the lady half drew the knife she had before exhibited from the bosom of her dress, as she said—
By this time, they were in the room, and the lady half-drew the knife she had shown before from the neckline of her dress, as she said—
"Look at this—look at this! I distrust you all the more when you talk as you do now, and I tell you that if I have any of your nonsense, I will pretty soon settle you. You mean something, I know, by the twinkle of your eye. I have watched you before, and I know you."
"Look at this—look at this! I trust you even less when you talk like this, and I’m telling you that if I have to deal with any of your nonsense, I will handle you quickly. I know you mean something by the twinkle in your eye. I've watched you before, and I know you."
"Now, really, this is too bad," said Lupin, as he wiped his face with a remarkably old handkerchief; "this is too bad, Jane. If I am kind and civil to you, that don't suit; and if I am rough and rather stern, you fly out at that too. What am I to do? Will nothing please you?"
"Honestly, this is too unfortunate," said Lupin, wiping his face with a very old handkerchief. "This is too unfortunate, Jane. If I'm kind and polite to you, that doesn't work; and if I'm a bit harsh and serious, you react to that too. What am I supposed to do? Is there nothing that will make you happy?"
"Bah!" said Jane. "Hold your nonsence. How much money am I to have when I have finished the brandy? That is the question now."
"Bah!" said Jane. "Cut out the nonsense. How much money will I get once I've finished the brandy? That's what I'm asking."
"Will three guineas be enough, Jane, just for the present occasion?"
"Will three guineas be enough, Jane, just for this occasion?"
"No, I must have five, or if you don't produce them, I'll make you."
"No, I need five, or if you can't provide them, I'll make you."
"You shall have them, Jane. You see how complying I am to you. But won't you give me a drop of the brandy? You don't mean to take it all?"
"You can have them, Jane. You see how accommodating I am to you. But won’t you give me a sip of the brandy? You’re not planning to drink it all, are you?"
"Yes I do. It's only half a pint, and what's that? You can drink some of what you said you had in the place. I didn't go out to buy for you. Besides, I won't trust it a moment out of my hands. You would put something in it before I could wink."
"Yeah, I do. It's just half a pint, and what's the big deal? You can drink some of what you had in the place. I didn't go out to buy for you. Plus, I wouldn't trust it for a second out of my sight. You'd probably put something in it before I even blink."
"Really, really! What a strange woman. But won't you have a glass, Jane, to drink it out of? Let me get you a glass now?"
"Seriously, what a weird woman. But do you want a glass, Jane, to drink from? Let me get you one now."
"No, you would put something in that too. Oh, I am up to your tricks, I am, old boy. You won't get the better of me. Very good brandy it is, too. Ah! strong rather."
"No, you would add something to that too. Oh, I see what you're trying to do, old boy. You won't outsmart me. It's very good brandy, by the way. Ah! It's quite strong."
Jane took a hearty pull at the bottle, so hearty a one that two thirds of the mixture vanished, and then with her hand on the neck of it, she sat glaring at Lupin, who was on the opposite side of the table, with an awfully satanic grin upon his ugly features.
Jane took a big swig from the bottle, so big that two-thirds of the liquid disappeared, and then with her hand on the neck of it, she sat staring at Lupin, who was on the other side of the table, wearing a really devilish grin on his ugly face.
"It has an odd taste."
"It tastes unusual."
"An odd taste?" cried Lupin. "It's a capital thing that you bought it yourself, and kept your hand over the bottle. I'm very glad of that, old woman."
"An odd taste?" shouted Lupin. "It's great that you bought it yourself and held your hand over the bottle. I'm really glad about that, old woman."
"But I feel odd—I—I—ain't the thing. I don't feel very well, Lupin."
"But I feel strange—I—I—just don't feel quite right. I'm not feeling too well, Lupin."
"Ha, ha, ha!"
"LOL!"
"I—I feel as if I were dying. I—I don't see things very clearly. I am ill—ill. Oh, what is this? Something is amiss. Mercy, mercy!"
"I—I feel like I'm dying. I—I can't see things clearly. I'm sick—really sick. Oh, what is happening? Something is wrong. Help, help!"
"Ha, ha, ha!"
"LOL!"
"I—I—shall fall. Help! The room swims round with me. I am poisoned. I know I am. Mercy! help! murder! Oh, spare me."
"I—I—am going to fall. Help! The room is spinning around me. I’m poisoned. I know I am. Please! Help! This is murder! Oh, just spare me."
"Ha, ha, ha!"
"LOL!"
Lupin rose and went round the table. He caught hold of the wretched woman by the head, and applying his mouth close to her ear, he said—
Lupin stood up and walked around the table. He grabbed the miserable woman by the head and leaned in close to her ear, saying—
"Jane! There was something in the bottle, and I intend to cut your throat. I hope the knife you have got with you has a good edge to it?"
"Jane! There was something in the bottle, and I’m planning to cut your throat. I hope the knife you’re carrying is sharp enough?"
She tried to scream, but an indistinct, strange, stifled cry only came from her lips. She tried to get up, but her limbs refused their office. The powerful narcotic had taken effect, and she fell forward, her head striking the table heavily, and upsetting the bottle with the remainder of the drugged brandy in it as she did so.
She tried to scream, but only a muffled, strange sound came out. She attempted to get up, but her limbs wouldn’t cooperate. The strong sedative had kicked in, and she collapsed forward, her head hitting the table hard, knocking over the bottle with the leftover drugged brandy in it.
"Done!" said Lupin. "Done at last. Oh, how I have watched for such an opportunity as this. How often I have pleased myself with the idea of meeting her in some lonely place when she was off her guard, and killing her, but I never thought that anything could happen half so lucky as this. Let me think. I am quite alone in this building, or as good as alone, for Mrs. Oakley sleeps soundly. I can easily drag the dead body down stairs, and place it in one of the vaults underneath the chapel, to which I have the key. I will wrench open some coffin if that be all, and cram her in on the top of the dead there previously. Ah, that will do, and then I defy any circumstances to find me out. How safe a—mur—I mean a death this will be to be sure. How very—very safe."
"Done!" Lupin said. "Finally done. Oh, how I’ve waited for an opportunity like this. How often I’ve imagined meeting her in some secluded spot when she wasn’t paying attention, and killing her, but I never thought anything could be as lucky as this. Let me think. I’m completely alone in this building, or as close to alone as I can get since Mrs. Oakley is sleeping soundly. I can easily drag the dead body down the stairs and stash it in one of the vaults under the chapel, to which I have the key. I’ll pry open a coffin if that’s all it takes and shove her in on top of the others already there. Ah, that will work, and then I challenge any circumstances to find me out. How safe a—mur—I mean a death this will be, for sure. How very—very safe."
Mrs. Oakley shook in every limb, but she kept her eyes steadfastly fixed at the small hole in the canvas, through which she could see into the room, and by a horrible species of fascination, she felt that if she had ever so much wished to do so, she could not then have withdrawn it. No! she was as it were condemned as a fiat of destiny, as a punishment for her weak and criminal credulity regarding that man, to be a witness to the dreadful deed he proposed committing, within the sphere of her observation.
Mrs. Oakley trembled all over, but she kept her gaze locked on the small hole in the canvas, through which she could see into the room, and by a terrible kind of fascination, she realized that even if she had desperately wanted to look away, she couldn’t. No! She felt as if she were doomed by some sort of fate, as a punishment for her naive and foolish belief in that man, to witness the horrific act he intended to carry out right in front of her.
It was dreadful. It was truly horrible. But it was not now by any means to be avoided.
It was awful. It was really terrible. But it definitely shouldn't be avoided now.
Lupin disappeared for a few seconds into a room where he usually himself slept. From thence he returned with a wash-hand basin in his hand, which he placed upon the floor. He then fumbled about the clothing of his wife until he found the knife that she had twice so threateningly exhibited to him. He held it up to the light and narrowly scrutinised it.
Lupin vanished for a few seconds into a room where he usually slept. He came back holding a washbasin, which he set on the floor. Then he rummaged through his wife's clothes until he found the knife that she had twice menaced him with. He lifted it up to the light and examined it closely.
"It will do I think," he said.
"It should work, I think," he said.
He tried its keenness upon the edge of the sole of his shoe, and he was satisfied that it had been well prepared for mischief.
He tested its sharpness on the edge of his shoe's sole, and he felt confident that it was ready for trouble.
"It will do well," he said. "Well, nothing can be better. From this night I shall be free from the fears that have haunted me night and day for so long. This woman is the only person in all London who really knows me, and who has it in her power to destroy all my prospects. When she is gone, I shall be perfectly easy and safe, and surely never was such a deed as this done with so much positive safety."
"It will turn out fine," he said. "Honestly, nothing could be better. From tonight, I'll be free from the fears that have tormented me day and night for so long. This woman is the only person in all of London who truly knows me, and who has the ability to ruin all my plans. Once she's gone, I'll be completely at ease and safe, and honestly, no one has ever carried out such an act with so much certainty of safety."
Mrs. Oakley felt sickened at what she saw, but still she looked upon it with that same species of horrible fascination which it is said—and said truly, too—prevents the victim of a serpent's glittering eye from escaping the jaws of the destroyer. She saw it all. She did not move—she did not scream—she did not weep—but as if frozen to the spot, she, with a statuesque calmness, looked upon that most horrible scene of blood. She was the witness appointed by Heaven to see it done, and she could not escape her mission.
Mrs. Oakley felt sickened by what she saw, but she still looked at it with that same kind of horrifying fascination that, as the saying goes—and it's true—keeps the victim of a serpent's gleaming eye from escaping its jaws. She witnessed everything. She didn’t move—she didn’t scream—she didn’t cry—but, as if frozen in place, she stared at that horrific scene of blood with a calmness like a statue. She was the witness chosen by Heaven to observe it, and she couldn’t escape her duty.
Lupin twined his left hand in the hair at the back of the head of the wretched woman, and then he held her head over the wash-hand basin. There was a bright flash of the knife, and then a gushing, gurgling sound, and blood poured into the basin, hot, hissing and frothing. The light fell upon the face of Lupin, and at that time so changed was it, that Mrs. Oakley could not have recognised it, and, but that she knew from the antecedents that it was no other than he, she might have doubted if some devil had not risen up through the floor to do the deed of blood.
Lupin twisted his left hand in the hair at the back of the unfortunate woman's head, then he held her head over the sink. There was a bright flash of the knife, followed by a gushing, gurgling sound, as blood poured into the basin, hot, hissing, and frothing. The light illuminated Lupin's face, and Mrs. Oakley could hardly recognize it; if she hadn't known from previous encounters that it was him, she might have thought a devil had risen up from the floor to commit the act of violence.
He dropped the knife to the floor.
He dropped the knife on the floor.

Lupin Drugs His Wife, And Then Cuts Her Throat.
Lupin drugs his wife and then slits her throat.
The murdered woman made a faint movement with her arms, and then all was over. The blood still rolled forth and filled the wash-hand basin. Lupin caught the cover from the table, throwing everything that was upon it to the floor, and wrapped it many times round the head, face, and neck of his victim.
The murdered woman made a slight movement with her arms, and then it was all over. Blood continued to flow and filled the sink. Lupin grabbed the cover from the table, knocked everything on it to the floor, and wrapped it repeatedly around the head, face, and neck of his victim.
"It is done!" he said. "It is done!"
"It’s done!" he said. "It’s done!"
He still held the body by the hair of the head, and dragging it along the floor, he dropped it near the door opening on to the staircase. He then went to a cupboard in the room, and finding a bottle, he plunged the neck of it into his mouth, and drank deeply. The draught was ardent spirit, but it had no more effect upon him at that moment than as though it had been so much water from a spring. That is to say, it had no intoxicating effect. It may have stilled some of the emotions of dread and horror which his own crime must have called up from the bottom even of such a heart as his. He was human, and he could not be utterly callous.
He still had the body by the hair and dragged it across the floor, dropping it near the door leading to the staircase. He then went to a cupboard in the room, found a bottle, and took a long drink from it. The drink was strong alcohol, but at that moment, it had no more effect on him than if he had just taken a sip of water. In other words, it didn’t make him intoxicated. It might have quieted some of the feelings of fear and horror that his own crime had stirred up inside him, even in a heart like his. He was human, and he couldn’t be completely indifferent.
Leaning against the cupboard-door for a few seconds he gasped out—
Leaning against the cupboard door for a few seconds, he gasped out—
"Yes, it is done. It is quite done, and now for the worst. Now for the body, and the vaults, and the dead. Can I do it? can I do it? I must. Yes, I must. There is no safety for me if I do not. I shall come else to the scaffold. I think already that I see the hooting crowd—the rope and the cross-beam. Now they hold my arms. Now they tell me to call upon God for mercy to my wretched blood-stained soul. Now the mob shouts. The hangman touches me—I feel the rope about my neck. They draw the cap over my face, and so shut out the world from me for ever. I die—I struggle—I writhe—I faint—God—God—God help me!"
"Yes, it’s done. It’s really done, and now comes the worst. Now for the body, the vaults, and the dead. Can I do this? Can I do it? I have to. Yes, I have to. There’s no safety for me if I don’t. Otherwise, I’ll end up on the scaffold. I can already picture the jeering crowd—the rope and the cross-beam. Now they hold my arms. Now they tell me to call on God for mercy on my wretched, blood-stained soul. Now the mob is shouting. The hangman is touching me—I can feel the rope around my neck. They pull the cap over my face, shutting the world out from me forever. I die—I struggle—I writhe—I faint—God—God—God help me!"
He fell heavily to the floor of the room.
He crashed heavily to the floor of the room.
CHAPTER CV.
MRS. OAKLEY ESCAPES, AND TAKES A DIFFERENT VIEW OF THINGS IN GENERAL.
Mrs. Oakley nearly fainted herself at this juncture, but she felt that her life was in jeopardy, and by a strong mental effort, such as she could hardly have supposed herself capable of making, she sustained herself, and preserved her senses.
Mrs. Oakley almost fainted at this point, but she felt that her life was at risk, and with a strong mental effort that she never thought she was capable of, she held herself together and kept her composure.
Lupin lay for some minutes quite insensible upon the floor, but he did not lie long enough for Mrs. Oakley to take advantage of his temporary swoon and leave the place. Had she perhaps been very prompt and resolute, and self-possessed, she might have done so, but under the whole of the circumstances, it was not to be supposed that such could be her state of mind; so the slight opportunity, for, after all, it was only a slight one, if one at all, was let slip by her.
Lupin lay on the floor for a few minutes, completely unconscious, but he didn't remain out for long enough for Mrs. Oakley to take advantage of his brief faint and escape. If she had been quick, determined, and composed, she might have managed to leave, but given the situation, it’s hard to believe she could be that calm. So the small window of opportunity—which, after all, was really just a small one—slipped by her.
She was just beginning to ask herself if there was a chance of getting away before Lupin should recover, when he uttered a hideous groan, and moved slightly.
She was just starting to wonder if there was a chance to escape before Lupin recovered, when he let out a terrible groan and shifted slightly.
After these indications of recovery, Mrs. Oakley was afraid to move; and certainly, the slightest indication of her being otherwise than in the state of insensibility which Lupin believed to be her condition, there is very little doubt it would have been the signal for her death.
After these signs of recovery, Mrs. Oakley was too scared to move; and definitely, the smallest sign that she was anything other than the state of unconsciousness that Lupin thought she was in would likely have triggered her death.
The man who commits a murder for the attainment of any object of importance to him, will not scruple to commit another to hide the first deed from the eyes of the world.
The man who kills to achieve something important to him won’t hesitate to kill again to hide the first crime from the public eye.
And now Lupin slowly rose to a sitting posture, and glared around him for a few moments in silence. Then he spoke.
And now Lupin slowly sat up and glared around him in silence for a few moments. Then he spoke.
"What is this?" he said. "What is all this? What is the meaning of all this? Blood!—blood! Is this blood upon my hands? No—no—yes, it is—it is. Ah! I recollect."
"What is this?" he said. "What's all this? What does it all mean? Blood!—blood! Is this blood on my hands? No—no—yes, it is—it is. Ah! I remember."
He held his blood-stained hands to his eyes for a few moments, and then as he withdrew them, he slowly turned his eyes to where the body lay. With a shudder he dragged himself along the floor further off from it, gasping out as he did so—
He held his blood-stained hands to his eyes for a few moments, and then as he pulled them away, he slowly turned his gaze to where the body lay. With a shudder, he dragged himself further away from it, gasping as he did so—
"Off—off, horrible object!—off—off!"
"Get away, horrible thing! Go!"
His distempered imagination, no doubt, pictured the body as following him. Is there not, indeed, a prompt retribution in this world?
His troubled imagination, no doubt, saw the body following him. Isn't there, after all, a swift punishment in this world?
"Off—off, I say! No further!—Not dead?—not dead yet? How much blood have you in you now to shed? Off—off!"
"Get away—get away, I say! No more!—Not dead?—not dead yet? How much blood do you have left to spill? Get away—get away!"
He reached the wall. He could get no further, and thus pursued still by the same wild insane idea, he sprung to his feet, and uttering a loud cry, he caught up a chair and held it out at arm's length before him, shouting—
He reached the wall. He couldn’t go any further, and still driven by the same crazy idea, he jumped to his feet, let out a loud shout, grabbed a chair, and held it out at arm's length in front of him, yelling—
"Keep away—keep away! Keep off, I say—I—I did not do it. Who shall say I did it? Who saw me do it?"
"Stay away—stay away! Don’t come near, I’m telling you—I—I didn’t do it. Who can say I did? Who saw me do it?"
He slowly dropped the chair, and then in a more composed voice he said—
He gently set down the chair, and then in a calmer voice he said—
"Hush! hush! I am mad to raise these cries. They will alarm the court. I am mad—mad!"
"Hush! Hush! I’m crazy to be shouting like this. It will alert the court. I’m losing my mind—really losing it!"
Mrs. Oakley had hoped that his ravings would reach some other ears then hers, and that his apprehension, with the bleeding witness of his crime close at hand, would follow as a thing of course, and then how gladly would she have flown from her place of concealment, and cried out—
Mrs. Oakley had hoped that his ramblings would be heard by someone other than her, and that his fear, with the evidence of his crime right there, would be a natural consequence. And then how happily she would have come out of her hiding spot and shouted—
"He did it! I saw him! That is the man!"
"He did it! I saw him! That's the guy!"
But such was not the case. Either he really did not call out loud enough to make himself heard, or the inhabitants of the court were too much accustomed to all sorts of sounds to pay any attention even to the ravings of a murderer!
But that wasn't the case. Either he really didn't shout loud enough to be heard, or the people in the court were so used to all kinds of noises that they didn't even pay attention to the rants of a murderer!
No one came. No one even knocked at the chapel-door to know if anything was amiss, and when she saw him calm, and in a measure self-possessed again, her heart died within her.
No one came. No one even knocked at the chapel door to check if anything was wrong, and when she saw him calm and somewhat composed again, her heart sank.
"Murder! murder!" he said; "I have done murder! Yes, I have steeped my hands in blood—again—again! It is not the first time, but one does not become familiar with murder. I did not feel as I feel now when I took a life before. Oh, horror! horror!"
"Murder! Murder!" he exclaimed. "I’ve committed murder! Yes, I've soaked my hands in blood—again and again! This isn’t the first time, but you never get used to murder. I didn’t feel like this the last time I took a life. Oh, the horror! The horror!"
He shook, but soon again recovered himself.
He trembled, but soon collected himself again.
"The vaults! The vaults!" he said. "They will hide the dead. Who will look for this woman? What friends has she? Is there one in all the world who cares if she be alive or dead? Not one. Is there one who will stir six steps to find out what has become of her? Not one."
"The vaults! The vaults!" he exclaimed. "They will conceal the dead. Who will search for this woman? What friends does she have? Is there even one person in the entire world who cares if she's alive or dead? Not a single one. Is there anyone who will take even six steps to find out what happened to her? Not a single soul."
Again he solaced himself with a draught of brandy, and then he set about making his preparations for disposing of the dead body of his slaughtered victim.
Again he comforted himself with a drink of brandy, and then he got to work preparing to take care of the dead body of his murdered victim.
From a drawer in the room he took a large sheet, and spread it upon the floor. Then he kicked and pushed the dead body with his feet on to it, and then he deliberately rolled it up round and round in the sheet, and at each fold feeling that it was further removed from his sight, he seemed to breathe more and more freely.
From a drawer in the room, he pulled out a large sheet and spread it on the floor. Then, he kicked and pushed the dead body onto it with his feet, and carefully rolled it up in the sheet. With each fold, as it moved further out of sight, he seemed to breathe easier and easier.
He spoke in something like his old tones.
He spoke in a tone similar to his old one.
"That will do—that will do. The vaults will be the place. Was there ever such a cunning place for murder to be done in as a chapel, with its ready receptacles of the dead beneath it? There let her rot. She will never come up in judgment against me from there. It is done now. The deed that I often thought of doing, and yet never had the courage, nor the opportunity at the same time, to accomplish until to-night. The vaults—the vaults. Ay, the vaults!"
"That’s enough—just enough. The vaults will be the perfect spot. Was there ever a more clever place to commit murder than a chapel, with its convenient resting places for the dead below? Let her rot down there. She'll never rise to judge me. It’s finished now. The act I often considered but never had the courage or the right moment to pull off until tonight. The vaults—the vaults. Yes, the vaults!"
He lit a lantern that he took from the cupboard, and then he opened the door that communicated with the staircase terminating in the chapel. He listened as though he fancied that some one might be below listening to the deed of blood above.
He lit a lantern he got from the cupboard, then opened the door that led to the staircase ending at the chapel. He listened as if he thought someone might be below, waiting to hear the bloody act happening above.
"All is still," he muttered, "so very still. It is providential. It is the will of Heaven that this woman should die to night, and after all I am but the instrument of its decrees—nothing more. That is comforting."
"Everything is quiet," he muttered, "so very quiet. It's meant to be. It's the will of Heaven that this woman should die tonight, and after all, I'm just the tool of its decisions—nothing more. That's reassuring."
He now dragged the body to the door he had opened, but he did not carry it. When he got it there he overbalanced it, and let it fall down. Mrs. Oakley, even from where she was, heard the horrible smash with which it reached the bottom of the stairs.
He now dragged the body to the door he had opened, but he didn't carry it. When he got it there, he lost his balance and let it fall. Mrs. Oakley, even from where she was, heard the horrible crash when it hit the bottom of the stairs.
Lupin followed with the lantern.
Lupin followed with the flashlight.
And now it would seem as if another opportunity had presented itself to Mrs. Oakley to escape. The staircase down which Lupin had gone communicated with the chapel. It was another flight that led to the ordinary door through which any one passed who might be coming to the private part of the house. That staircase of course she expected to reach without going through the room in which the murder was committed, as her room and the adjoining one both opened upon its landing as well as into each other.
And now it looked like another opportunity had come up for Mrs. Oakley to escape. The staircase that Lupin had gone down connected to the chapel. There was another flight that led to the regular door used by anyone entering the private part of the house. She expected to reach that staircase without having to go through the room where the murder happened, since her room and the one next to it both opened onto its landing as well as into each other.
Mrs. Oakley slowly rose from her knees.
Mrs. Oakley slowly got up from her knees.
"God help us," she said, "and give me strength to make an attempt to leave this frightful place. There will surely be time while Lupin is in the vaults. Oh, yes, there will surely be time."
"God help us," she said, "and give me the strength to try to escape this horrible place. There will definitely be time while Lupin is in the vaults. Oh yes, there will definitely be time."
She tottered along with as little strength as though she had been lying for weeks upon a bed of sickness, so completely had she been unnerved by what she had seen.
She stumbled along with so little strength, as if she had been lying in a sickbed for weeks, so completely shaken by what she had witnessed.
She touched the handle of the door. Even that was support. And then, she turned it. The door did not open. It was locked!
She grabbed the doorknob. Even that felt reassuring. Then she turned it. The door wouldn't budge. It was locked!
Mrs. Oakley felt as if at that moment all her chance of escape was gone. She felt as though she were given over by providence to Lupin to be murdered. Why had he locked the door, but that if by any rare chance she should awaken from the lethargic sleep into which he supposed her to be plunged, she should have no outlet but through the room in which he would be? But he was not there now, and the door of communication between her room and that in which the murder had been done might not be fast.
Mrs. Oakley felt like all her chances of escape were gone at that moment. It seemed as if fate had handed her over to Lupin to be killed. Why had he locked the door, if not to ensure that if she happened to wake up from the deep sleep he thought she was in, she’d have no way out except through the room he would be in? But he wasn't there now, and the door connecting her room to the one where the murder had happened might not be locked.
To try it was the work now of a moment; Mrs. Oakley felt a little more self-possessed with the knowledge that Lupin was not close at hand, and she opened the door. It yielded readily enough to her touch.
To give it a try took just a moment; Mrs. Oakley felt a bit more confident knowing that Lupin wasn't nearby, and she opened the door. It easily gave way to her touch.
She was in the room of murder—in the very atmosphere of blood. She glanced around her, and, although she had seen all through the opening in the canvas partition, yet she was horrified to find herself closer to the spot upon which the fearful deed had been done. Lupin, when he had lit his lantern with which to go to the vaults, had not extinguished the ordinary light that burnt in his room. That had a long spectral-looking wick; but it gave sufficient light to enable Mrs. Oakley to see the blood upon the floor.
She was in the room of murder—surrounded by the very atmosphere of blood. She glanced around, and even though she had seen everything through the opening in the canvas partition, she was horrified to find herself closer to where the terrible act had taken place. Lupin, when he lit his lantern to head to the vaults, hadn’t turned off the regular light that burned in his room. It had a long, ghostly-looking wick, but it provided enough light for Mrs. Oakley to see the blood on the floor.
She sickened at the sight.
She was repulsed by the sight.
But if she were to escape, it must be done at once. Lupin would not be likely to linger longer by one brief moment in the vaults than was absolutely necessary; and he might return before she had effected her purpose yet.
But if she was going to escape, she had to do it right away. Lupin wouldn't be the type to stick around for even a moment longer than absolutely necessary, and he might come back before she accomplished her goal.
She flew to the door of his room, which opened on to the landing. She made an effort to open it. Alas! it was in vain; it, too, was locked, and the key was gone!
She rushed to the door of his room, which opened onto the landing. She tried to open it. Unfortunately, it was pointless; it was locked as well, and the key was missing!
"I am a prisoner!" said Mrs. Oakley, as she clasped her hands; "I am a prisoner to this dreadful man!"
"I’m a prisoner!" exclaimed Mrs. Oakley, clutching her hands. "I’m a prisoner to this awful man!"
For some few moments now she felt completely overwhelmed by this misfortune. The only outlet from the room that was not fast, was that which Lupin himself had taken, and which led to the chapel. Should she venture that way or not?—that was the question. Could she resolve upon staying where she was, and trusting to an escape in the morning? No, no; she told herself that would be too horrible. She would have, then, to look at Lupin in the face, and to talk to him.
For a few moments now, she felt completely overwhelmed by this misfortune. The only exit from the room that wasn't fastened was the one Lupin himself had taken, which led to the chapel. Should she go that way or not?—that was the question. Could she decide to stay where she was and hope to escape in the morning? No, no; she told herself that would be too terrible. Then she would have to face Lupin and talk to him.
"No—no—no! I cannot do that," she said. "I will go down the staircase that he has gone down—I will pass through the chapel—I will try to open the chapel door, and then I will rush out with the cry of murder upon my lips."
"No—no—no! I can't do that," she said. "I’ll go down the stairs he went down—I’ll pass through the chapel—I’ll try to open the chapel door, and then I’ll rush out yelling about murder."
It was a trembling anxious thing to follow the murderer and his victim down that staircase; but having found all other mode of egress denied to her, Mrs. Oakley attempted it.
It was a nerve-wracking experience to follow the murderer and his victim down that staircase, but since all other ways to get out were blocked to her, Mrs. Oakley tried it.
Slowly she went, step by step; and ever and anon she paused to listen for any sound that should be indicative of Lupin's whereabouts—but she heard nothing.
Slowly she moved, step by step; and every now and then she stopped to listen for any sound that might indicate where Lupin was—but she heard nothing.
"He must be deep beneath the chapel," she said, "among the vaults—that is where he must be. I shall be safe if I hasten now. Oh, so safe—quite safe!"
"He must be deep under the chapel," she said, "among the vaults—that's where he has to be. I’ll be safe if I hurry now. Oh, so safe—completely safe!"
She did hasten, and another moment brought her to the foot of the stairs. A door in the chapel-wall terminated them. That was the door against which Mrs. Oakley had heard the dead body strike with such a frightful crash when Lupin had cast it down the stairs. It was swinging open now.
She hurried, and in no time she reached the bottom of the stairs. There was a door in the chapel wall that marked their end. That was the door Mrs. Oakley had heard the dead body hit with a terrifying crash when Lupin had thrown it down the stairs. It was swinging open now.
Another moment and she was in the chapel.
Another moment and she was in the chapel.
From out of the aperture, occasioned by the lifting up of a large square trap-door in the centre of the chapel floor, there came a faint stream of light. Mrs. Oakley knew that that trap-door led to the vaults. She knew that a flight of steps was immediately beneath it which lead to the loathsome receptacles of the dead, where the pious members of Mr. Lupin's flock were laid when they and this world had bidden each other adieu. She knew that he derived no despicable revenue from letting such lodgings to the dead.
From the opening created by the raising of a large square trapdoor in the middle of the chapel floor, a dim beam of light emerged. Mrs. Oakley understood that this trapdoor led to the vaults. She knew a set of stairs was right underneath it that descended to the dreadful resting places of the deceased, where the devoted members of Mr. Lupin's congregation were placed after saying their final goodbyes to this world. She was aware that he made a considerable profit from renting out those spaces to the dead.
And he was down there with his victim—the first person that he ever permitted to lie there without a fee!
And he was down there with his victim—the first person he ever let lie there without charging a fee!
Mrs. Oakley, to reach the chapel door, must needs pass quite close to the open trap-door; and as she neared it, a terrible curiosity took possession of her—it was to see what Lupin was doing below—it was to ascertain in what way he disposed of his victim's body. She thought that she ought to see that. She thought, then, that she could tell all, and bring the hounds of justice to the very spot where the murdered woman lay.
Mrs. Oakley, to get to the chapel door, had to walk really close to the open trapdoor; and as she approached it, a terrible curiosity took hold of her—it was to see what Lupin was doing down there—it was to find out how he had dealt with his victim's body. She felt that she needed to know that. She thought that if she did, she could tell everything and lead the authorities right to the place where the murdered woman was.
She paused for a moment upon the brink of the trap, and then, by an impulse that at the moment seemed, and was, irresistible, she began the descent among the vaults.
She paused for a moment at the edge of the trap, and then, driven by an impulse that felt both compelling and unavoidable, she started her descent into the vaults.
These vaults were quite dignified by being so called. They were nothing but cellars—nothing in the world but damp gloomy cellars—and Lupin made as much of them as he did of the chapel overhead. The corpses lay there thick and three-fold. A ghostly company! and yet Lupin had many underground lodgings to let.
These vaults were definitely dignified by their name. They were really just cellars—nothing more than damp, gloomy cellars—and Lupin treated them as seriously as he did the chapel above. The corpses were piled up thick and layered. A ghostly crowd! And yet, Lupin had many underground rooms available for rent.
What cared he if the fumes from the dead came up, and made havoc upon hot Sundays among the living? What cared he what mischief the charnel-house beneath the planks did to the old and to the young? His own constitution, he had a strong impression, could be fortified by copious libations of brandy. Probably he was wrong in his practice, but he had faith in his remedy, and that was a great thing—a very great thing, indeed.
What did he care if the fumes from the dead rose up and caused chaos on hot Sundays among the living? What did he care about the harm the crypt beneath the floorboards caused to the old and the young? He strongly believed that his own health could be strengthened by drinking plenty of brandy. He was likely wrong in his approach, but he had faith in his solution, and that was significant—very significant, indeed.
Mrs. Oakley slowly crept down the steps leading to the vaults. She was guided by the faint light of Lupin's lantern, which was she knew not where. Twice she paused to listen if he were coming, as in such a case she would have flown back upon the wings of terror, but she heard nothing, and she passed onward.
Mrs. Oakley quietly made her way down the steps to the vaults. She was guided by the dim light of Lupin's lantern, the location of which she didn't know. Twice she stopped to listen for him, knowing that if he showed up, she'd flee in panic, but she heard nothing and continued on.
Twelve steps led to the lowest depth upon which the vaults were situated. Then there was a kind of passage, upon which were flag stones very roughly and clumsily laid down. Right and left of this passage the vaults were. It wound completely round the chapel, but she had not to go very far to ascertain where Lupin was at work. The light of the lantern guided her to the half-open door of the vault, within which he was at work.
Twelve steps led down to the lowest level where the vaults were located. Then there was a narrow passage with flagstones that were laid down very unevenly. On both sides of this passage were the vaults. It wrapped all the way around the chapel, but she didn’t have to go far to find out where Lupin was working. The light from the lantern directed her to the half-open door of the vault where he was busy.
CHAPTER CVI.
MR. LUPIN FINDS HIMSELF IN AN AWKWARD PREDICAMENT.
Mrs. Oakley peeped into the vault, but she held herself in readiness to fly at a moment's notice, and then she thought she could easily hide among the pews in the chapel. Nothing, she thought, could be very well easier than such a course. Could she not hide in the very pew that she had for a long time called her own? And then by watching Lupin, she should have the advantage of seeing in a moment when he had done his work, and there would then be little trouble in eluding him.
Mrs. Oakley peeked into the vault, but she was ready to escape at a moment's notice. She figured she could easily hide among the pews in the chapel. Nothing seemed simpler than that. Could she not hide in the very pew she had claimed as her own for so long? By keeping an eye on Lupin, she would be able to see right away when he finished his work, and then it would be pretty easy to slip away from him.
On tip-toe, Mrs. Oakley advanced to the half-opened door of the vault, and peeped in upon the man, who thought himself so very safe. The eye of heaven, he must have thought, saw him; but he would have staked his life forthwith upon the fact, that no human observation was bent upon his actions; and yet there was some one for whom he entertained the greatest contempt—one whom he would have defied to injure him, gathering up evidence to hang him.
On tiptoe, Mrs. Oakley crept up to the partially opened door of the vault and peeked in at the man who thought he was completely safe. He must have thought that the eye of heaven was watching him, but he would have bet his life that no one human was paying attention to what he was doing; yet there was someone he looked down on the most—someone he would have dared to try to hurt him—gathering up the evidence to send him to jail.
Go on, Lupin. Bury your victim. But don't think yourself so very safe just yet. It is an old saying, that "Murder will out." Do you think that yours will prove the exception?
Go ahead, Lupin. Bury your victim. But don't think you're completely safe just yet. There's an old saying that "murder will come to light." Do you really think yours will be the exception?
From a recess in the wall Lupin had dragged a coffin. It was an old one and rather rotten, so that by the aid of a small crowbar that he had there—what use did Lupin find for a crowbar in the vaults beneath his chapel? Was it to rip open the coffins and rob even the dead? Well, well—by the aid of this crowbar, he soon forced open the lid of the coffin.
From a nook in the wall, Lupin pulled out a coffin. It was old and quite decayed, so with the help of a small crowbar he had—what did Lupin need a crowbar for in the vaults under his chapel? Was it to break open the coffins and rob even the dead? Anyway, using this crowbar, he quickly pried open the lid of the coffin.
He stood in it then, and stamped down the remains with his feet to make room for the murdered body.
He stood in it then and stomped down the remains with his feet to make space for the murdered body.

Mr. Lupin Crushes The Corpse To Make Room For His Murdered Wife.
Mr. Lupin Crushes the Corpse to Make Room for His Murdered Wife.
Mrs. Oakley sickened at this; she had not quite expected to see such a horror as that. It appeared to her at the moment, to be worse than the murder above stairs. She really felt quite faint as she saw him.
Mrs. Oakley felt nauseated by this; she hadn't really expected to witness such a horror. At that moment, it seemed to her to be worse than the murder upstairs. She actually felt a bit faint when she saw him.
When he had flattened the nearly decayed body in the coffin as much as he could, he lifted the corpse of his victim from the floor of the vault. It was still closely enveloped in the large sheet, although at one part the blood had begun to make its way through all the folds upon folds of that wrapper, and he threw it into the coffin. It more than filled it.
When he had compressed the nearly decayed body in the coffin as much as he could, he lifted his victim's corpse from the floor of the vault. It was still tightly wrapped in the large sheet, although in one spot the blood had started to seep through all the layers of that wrapping, and he threw it into the coffin. It more than filled it.
Poor Mrs. Oakley shut her eyes; she knew what he was going to do. She knew it from what he had done, and she saw it in his eyes. He was of course going to tread down the dead body of her he had murdered, in the same way that he had already trodden down the half-decomposed one in the coffin.
Poor Mrs. Oakley closed her eyes; she knew what he was about to do. She could tell from what he had done before, and she saw it in his eyes. He was definitely going to step on the lifeless body of the woman he had killed, just like he had already stepped on the half-decomposed one in the coffin.
Strange companionship! How little the very respectable defunct, who had been expensively placed in one of the vaults, could have imagined that she—it was a female—that she should be trodden down as flat as any pancake, to make room for the Reverend Josiah Lupin's murdered wife!
Strange companionship! How little the very respectable deceased, who had been laid to rest in one of the vaults with great expense, could have imagined that she—it was a woman—would end up being crushed flat like a pancake, to make space for the Reverend Josiah Lupin's murdered wife!
Mrs. Oakley heard him treading and stamping, and then she opened her eyes, and she saw him fitting on the lid of the coffin again. He had made it hold its double burthen.
Mrs. Oakley heard him walking and stomping around, and then she opened her eyes, and saw him putting the lid back on the coffin again. He had made it able to hold its double load.
And now she had surely seen all that she came to see, and yet with a frightful fascination she lingered as though spell-bound to the spot. She thought that she had plenty of time. Of course Lupin would put the coffin into its recess again, and that would take him some time. It would, with its additional weight, certainly be no easy task, but he set about it, and it is astonishing what herculean labours people will perform, when their necks are to answer for any delay or dereliction of the duty. Lupin dragged the coffin to its receptacle on a low shelf, and fairly hitched one end of it in the aperture made for its reception.
And now she had definitely seen everything she came to see, yet she lingered there as if she were spellbound. She figured she had plenty of time. Of course, Lupin would return the coffin to its place, and that would take him a while. With its extra weight, it wouldn’t be an easy task, but he got to work, and it's amazing what heavy lifting people will do when their lives depend on it. Lupin pulled the coffin to its storage spot on a low shelf and managed to get one end into the opening made for it.
By the assistance of the lever he pushed it fairly in, and then he paused and wiped his brow.
Using the lever, he pushed it in pretty well, then he stopped and wiped his brow.
"It is done," he said.
"It’s done," he said.
He leaned heavily against the damp wall.
He leaned heavily against the wet wall.
"It is done—it is done. This will be one of the undiscovered murders that are done in London. I am safe now. Nobody will miss her—nobody will look for her—nobody will dream that this vault can possibly conceal such a crime; and now that the terror of it, and the horror of doing it, is all over, I feel like a new man, and am much rejoiced."
"It’s done—it’s done. This will be one of those hidden murders that happen in London. I’m safe now. No one will miss her—no one will search for her—no one will ever think this vault could hide such a crime; and now that the fear of it, and the horror of committing it, is all behind me, I feel like a new person and I’m really happy."
"Rejoiced," thought Mrs. Oakley with a shudder.
"Happy," thought Mrs. Oakley with a shiver.
"She was the torment of my life," added Lupin. "I knew no peace while she lived. Success had no charm for me. Go where I would, think of what I would, do what I would, I always had the dread of that woman before my eyes; but now—now I am rid of her."
"She was the torment of my life," Lupin said. "I found no peace while she was alive. Success meant nothing to me. No matter where I went, what I thought about, or what I did, I always had the fear of that woman in front of me; but now—now I’m free of her."
He took up his lantern from the floor of the vault.
He picked up his lantern from the floor of the vault.
Now it was time for Mrs. Oakley to fly. She turned and hastily ran up the staircase of the vault. The idea took possession, and it was after all only a fancy, that Lupin was pursuing her with the crow-bar in his hand. But how it urged her on. What wings it gave her, but confused her the while, so that instead of hurrying to the chapel door, and making a bold effort to open it as she had meant to do, she only sought the door in the wall, and the staircase down which she had come to the chapel, nor did she pause until she found herself in the murder room.
Now it was time for Mrs. Oakley to escape. She turned and quickly ran up the staircase of the vault. The thought consumed her, and it was just a fantasy that Lupin was chasing her with a crowbar in his hand. But it motivated her. It gave her wings, yet also confused her, so that instead of rushing to the chapel door and making a bold effort to open it as she intended, she only looked for the door in the wall and the staircase she had taken to get to the chapel, and she didn’t stop until she found herself in the murder room.
Then with a heart beating so wildly, that she was fain to lay her hands upon it in the hope of stopping its maddening pulsation, she stopped to listen.
Then, with her heart racing so wildly that she felt compelled to place her hands on it in the hope of easing its frantic beating, she paused to listen.
It was only fancy. It was a delusion. No Lupin was pursuing her from the vaults.
It was just a fantasy. It was an illusion. No Lupin was chasing her from the vaults.
"Thank Heaven!" she said. "Thank Heaven! but oh, why am I here? Why have I come here again, instead of making my escape by the chapel door? This is a fatal error. Oh, Heaven save me! Is there yet time? Does he linger yet sufficiently long in the vaults, to enable me to take refuge among the pews?"
"Thank goodness!" she said. "Thank goodness! But oh, why am I here? Why did I come back here instead of escaping through the chapel door? This is a terrible mistake. Oh, please help me! Is there still time? Is he still lingering long enough in the vaults for me to hide among the pews?"
These were questions which the stillness in the chapel below seemed to answer in the affirmative, and once more Mrs. Oakley approached the staircase to descend it. She got three steps down the stairs, and then she heard a footstep below. It was too late. Lupin was coming up. Yes, it was too late!
These were questions that the silence in the chapel below seemed to answer positively, and once again, Mrs. Oakley moved towards the staircase to go down. She took three steps down the stairs, and then she heard a footstep below. It was too late. Lupin was coming up. Yes, it was too late!
He approached with a heavy and regular footfall. That heaviness and regularity were sufficient evidences that he had not heard her, and had no suspicion that she nor any one else had been a witness to his crime. So far she was comparatively safe, but the blessed chance of escape without any meeting with him was gone.
He walked toward her with a heavy and steady step. That heaviness and consistency were clear signs that he hadn’t heard her and didn’t suspect that she or anyone else had seen his crime. For now, she was relatively safe, but the fortunate opportunity to escape without encountering him was lost.
Up—up, he came! Mrs. Oakley retreated step by step as he advanced. She passed into the chamber, which may for distinction's sake be called her own room, and there she cast herself upon the couch, and closed her eyes shudderingly.
Up—up, he came! Mrs. Oakley stepped back one step at a time as he got closer. She entered the room, which for the sake of clarity can be called her own, and there she threw herself onto the couch and closed her eyes in distress.
She had a presentiment that Lupin would come to look at her to see that she still slumbered. She was right.
She felt a sense that Lupin would come to check on her to see that she was still sleeping. She was correct.
He had not been in the room where the deed of blood had been committed many minutes, when he opened the door of communication between the two apartments, and came in not with the lantern, but with the candle he had left burning upon the table. He did not come above three steps into the room, and then he spoke—
He had only been in the room where the bloody act took place for a few minutes when he opened the door connecting the two rooms and entered, not with the lantern, but with the candle he had left burning on the table. He stepped into the room by just a few steps, and then he spoke—
"Sister Oakley it is time to pray."
"Sister Oakley, it’s time to pray."
Mrs. Oakley moved not—spoke not.
Mrs. Oakley didn’t move or speak.
"Sister Oakley, will you be so good as to rise, and go to the corner of the next street on a little errand for me?"
"Sister Oakley, could you please get up and head to the corner of the next street for a quick errand for me?"
How tempting this was! but Mrs. Oakley had the discretion to imagine the wolf in the sheep's clothing now; she saw in all this only a clear mode of ascertaining if she were awake or not, and she would not speak nor move.
How tempting this was! But Mrs. Oakley had the sense to see through the deception; she recognized this as a clear way to determine if she was awake or not, and she chose to remain silent and still.
This was, in truth, a wise policy upon the part of Mrs. Oakley. That it was so, became abundantly apparent when Lupin spoke again.
This was, in fact, a smart move on Mrs. Oakley's part. That became very clear when Lupin spoke up again.
"All is right," he said. "The opiate has done its work bravely, I feel easy now, and yet I don't know how I came for a moment to feel otherwise, or to imagine for a moment there was danger from this woman. If I only had any proof that there was, I would soon put it beyond her power to be mischievous. But, no—no, she has slept soundly and knows nothing."
"Everything's fine," he said. "The drug has done its job well, I feel relaxed now, yet I can't remember how I even felt differently for a moment or why I thought there was any threat from this woman. If only I had any evidence of that, I would quickly make sure she couldn't cause trouble. But no—she has slept soundly and knows nothing."
It required, indeed, no ordinary nerve during this speech of Lupin's, for Mrs. Oakley to preserve the stillness of apparent deep sleep; but we none of us know what we can do until we are put to it; after all, what a just punishment to Mrs. Oakley was all that she was now going through. She had had more faith in that bold, bad, mountebank of a parson than in Heaven itself, and she was justly punished.
It took a lot of courage for Mrs. Oakley to act like she was in a deep sleep during Lupin's speech. None of us really know what we're capable of until we're tested. In the end, what she was experiencing was a fair punishment for her actions. She had trusted that reckless, deceitful reverend more than she trusted in God, and now she was getting what she deserved.
Having then made this trial of her sleeping state, Mr. Lupin retired with the candle again, quite satisfied—at least one would have thought so; and as he had talked of the amazing ease of mind he felt now that he had, murdered his wife, it was rather surprising that he did not go to bed and sleep serenely instead of pacing his room to and fro for more than four hours mumbling disjointed words and sentences to himself as he did so, for Mrs. Oakley heard him, but she did not dare to move.
Having tested her sleeping state, Mr. Lupin went back to his room with the candle, seemingly satisfied—at least that’s how it looked; and considering he had mentioned the incredible peace of mind he felt now that he had killed his wife, it was surprising that he didn’t just go to bed and sleep soundly. Instead, he paced his room for over four hours, mumbling random words and sentences to himself, while Mrs. Oakley heard him but didn't dare to move.
Suddenly he flung open the door between the two rooms, and in a startling voice he cried—
Suddenly, he swung open the door between the two rooms, and in a shocking voice, he shouted—
"Fire! fire!"
"Fire! Fire!"
It was truly a wonder that upon this Mrs. Oakley did not jump up, it sounded so very alarming; but it was not to be, and with a presence of mind that surely was not all her own, she yet remained profoundly still.
It was really surprising that Mrs. Oakley didn’t jump up; it sounded so alarming. But she didn't, and with a calmness that surely wasn’t entirely her own, she stayed completely still.
"Fool that I am," muttered Lupin, "to be continually assailed by dread of this woman, when everything assures me that she has been in a sound sleep caused by a powerful narcotic, during the whole night; but the morning is now near at hand, and she will soon awaken. I have already got what money I can, from her, and I must give her breakfast and then send her off. It would be useless to kill her."
"How foolish of me," Lupin muttered, "to keep being filled with dread about this woman, when everything tells me she's been in a deep sleep induced by a strong sedative all night. But morning is coming, and she'll wake up soon. I've already taken all the money I can from her, and I need to give her breakfast and then send her on her way. It wouldn't make sense to kill her."
The manner in which Lupin pronounced these last words was very alarming for it implied rather that he was asking himself the question whether it would be useless to kill her or not, than the expression of a decided opinion; but still Mrs. Oakley moved not.
The way Lupin said those last words was quite alarming since it suggested that he was questioning whether it would be pointless to kill her, rather than showing a firm opinion; yet Mrs. Oakley remained still.
Lupin, suddenly, as though he had quite made up his mind not to trouble himself about her any more, slammed to the door of communication between the two rooms.
Lupin, all of a sudden, as if he had completely decided not to worry about her anymore, slammed the door that connected the two rooms shut.
Mrs. Oakley breathed freely again—that is, comparatively freely; and yet what a shocking agonizing idea it was that she might have to breakfast with that dreadful man. What should she say to him?—how should she look at him?
Mrs. Oakley breathed a little easier again—that is, relatively easier; but what a horrible, agonizing thought it was that she might have to have breakfast with that awful man. What should she say to him?—how should she even look at him?
The dawn was coming, and she shook with apprehension to find that such was the fact, and Lupin had said that she would soon awaken; so, effect to awaken she must, in order to keep up the delusion; but how should she manage then to deceive the suspicious vigilance of such a man?
The dawn was approaching, and she trembled with anxiety at the realization of this, especially since Lupin had said she would wake up soon; so, to maintain the illusion, she had to wake up. But how could she possibly fool the watchful eyes of such a man?
But all this had to be encountered. How was it to be avoided? She could do nothing but arm herself with such fortitude as she could call to her aid.
But all this had to be faced. How could it be avoided? She could do nothing but prepare herself with as much courage as she could muster.
Oh, how she wished herself in her own parlour behind the shop, and upon her knees asking the pardon of her husband for all that she had done, and for all that she had not done! What would she have not given even to have seen the honest face of big Ben, the beef-eater!
Oh, how she wished she were in her own sitting room behind the shop, on her knees asking her husband for forgiveness for everything she had done and for everything she hadn't done! She would have given anything just to see the honest face of big Ben, the beef-eater!
The light of the coming day grew each moment stronger, and at length Mrs. Oakley thought it would be prudent to seem to wake up, and calling out "Mr. Lupin! Mr. Lupin!" she rose from the couch.
The light of the approaching day got brighter by the moment, and eventually, Mrs. Oakley figured it would be wise to pretend to wake up, so she called out "Mr. Lupin! Mr. Lupin!" as she got up from the couch.
Lupin opened the door of communication between the two rooms, and glared at her.
Lupin opened the door connecting the two rooms and glared at her.
"Did you call, sister Oakley?"
"Did you call, sis Oakley?"
"Yes, reverend sir, surely I have been sleeping, and have forgotten some of the prayers."
"Yes, Reverend, I must admit I've been sleeping and have forgotten some of the prayers."
"No; truly, sister Oakley, I have watched for you, and I can assure you that you will enter into the kingdom always, provided that you are regular in your contributions to the chapel, for at the last that of a surety will be demanded to be known of you, sister Oakley."
"No, really, sister Oakley, I've been waiting for you, and I can assure you that you'll always be welcomed into the kingdom, as long as you're consistent with your contributions to the chapel. In the end, that will definitely be required to be known about you, sister Oakley."
"I have been thinking of that, brother Lupin," said Mrs. Oakley, "and this day week I will manage to bring two pounds."
"I've been thinking about that, brother Lupin," said Mrs. Oakley, "and this time next week I'll make sure to bring two pounds."
"Only two?"
"Just two?"
"I will make it three, if I can, brother Oakley; but my head feels quite confused and giddy. It is very strange."
"I'll try to make it three, if I can, brother Oakley; but I feel really confused and dizzy. It's very strange."
"Ah," whispered Lupin to himself. "That is the natural effect of the narcotic. It has worked well. Then," he said aloud, "sister Oakley, I pray you to walk in to this room, and I will provide for you what the profane world call the breakfast, for although food for the soul is in alway preferable to food for the body, yet we must not always neglect our earthly tabernacle."
"Ah," Lupin whispered to himself. "That's the typical effect of the drug. It's worked well. Then," he said out loud, "sister Oakley, please come into this room, and I’ll get you what the ordinary world calls breakfast, because even though nourishment for the soul is always preferable to nourishment for the body, we can't ignore our physical needs."
"I am much obliged to you," said Mrs. Oakley. "You may depend upon my regular offerings to the chapel."
"I really appreciate it," Mrs. Oakley said. "You can count on my regular donations to the chapel."
CHAPTER CVII.
MRS. OAKLEY DISSEMBLES.
With trembling steps, Mrs. Oakley followed Lupin, the murderer, into his own room. Of course she was resolved to see nothing, and to make no remark that could in any way direct the attention of Lupin more closely to her, and, oh, how she panted for some opportunity of rushing into the street and crying aloud to the passers by, that the pious hypocrite was a murderer. But as yet she felt that her life depended upon the manner in which she played her part.
With shaking steps, Mrs. Oakley followed Lupin, the killer, into his own room. She was determined to see nothing and to say nothing that could draw Lupin’s attention to her, and oh, how she longed for a chance to run into the street and shout to the passersby that the self-righteous hypocrite was a murderer. But for now, she felt that her life depended on how well she performed her role.
"Truly, sister Oakley," said Lupin, "I hope you passed a quiet and peaceful night. Amen!"
"Honestly, sister Oakley," Lupin said, "I hope you had a calm and restful night. Amen!"
"Very," replied Mrs. Oakley.
"Definitely," replied Mrs. Oakley.
"Ah, I wish I could say as much, sister Oakley."
"Ah, I wish I could say the same, sister Oakley."
"And can you not?"
"And can't you?"
"Alas! no, I had some dreams—some very bad dreams; but Satan always will be doing something, you know, sister. Do you know I dreamt of a murder!"
"Unfortunately, no, I had some dreams—some really bad dreams; but Satan always seems to be up to something, you know, sister. Did I tell you I dreamt of a murder?"
As he uttered these words, no Grand Inquisitor could have looked more keenly into the eyes of a victim, than did Mr. Lupin into the face of Mrs. Oakley; but she divined his motive, she felt that he was trying her, but she had even in such a moment sufficient presence of mind to keep her eyes steadily upon his face, and to say with seeming unconcern,
As he said these words, no Grand Inquisitor could have gazed more intently into a victim's eyes than Mr. Lupin did into Mrs. Oakley’s face; but she understood his intentions, sensing that he was testing her. Even in that moment, she had enough composure to keep her eyes fixed on his face and respond with a casual tone.
"Murder, did you say, Mr. Lupin?"
"Murder, did you say, Mr. Lupin?"
"Yes, I did say murder, and you—." He pointed at her with his finger, but finding that she only looked surprised, rather, he added—"and you are one of the elect, I rejoice to say, sister Oakley. Amen! It is a capital thing to be saved!"
"Yes, I did say murder, and you—." He pointed at her with his finger, but seeing that she only looked surprised, he added—"and you are one of the chosen, I’m happy to say, sister Oakley. Amen! It's a great thing to be saved!"
"It is, indeed, Mr. Lupin."
"Yes, it's Mr. Lupin."
"Well—well. Let us have the carnal meal, called breakfast. I will proceed, God willing, to the corner of the court, and purchase two eggs, Mrs. Oakley, if it be pleasing to you."
"Well, well. Let’s have our breakfast. I will head, God willing, to the corner of the courtyard and buy two eggs, Mrs. Oakley, if that sounds good to you."
"Anything you like, Mr. Lupin; I have but a poor appetite in the morning, always."
"Whatever you like, Mr. Lupin; I always have a poor appetite in the morning."
Mr. Lupin put on his hat, and after slowly turning round and casting an anxious glance upon the room and every object within, to assure himself that he had left no evidences of his crime behind him, he slowly left to get the eggs.
Mr. Lupin put on his hat, and after slowly turning around and taking a worried look at the room and everything in it to make sure he hadn’t left any evidence of his crime behind, he carefully left to get the eggs.
Mrs. Oakley heard him descend the stairs, and she heard the door close behind him. Then she asked herself if that were really and truly an opportunity of escape that she dared attempt to avail herself of, or if it were only one in seeming, and that if she were upon its provocation to attempt to leave the place, she would only be confirming the slight suspicions that might be in the mind of Lupin, concerning her privity to his deed of blood.
Mrs. Oakley heard him come down the stairs, and she heard the door shut behind him. Then she wondered if this was really an opportunity to escape that she should take, or if it was just an illusion. She worried that if she tried to leave, it would only confirm Lupin's suspicions about her involvement in his crime.
He had talked of only going to the corner of the court, and how did she know that he had even gone so far? Might not the message about the eggs be merely a pretended one, to see what she would do? This was a consideration that kept her, tremblingly, where she was.
He had only mentioned going to the corner of the court, so how could she be sure he had gone that far? Could the message about the eggs just be a trick to see how she would react? This thought made her stay where she was, trembling.
About five minutes elapsed, and then she heard a knock at the door below. Who could that be? Mr. Lupin had a key with which he always let himself in, so it could not be he. What was she to think? what was she to do? Suddenly then she heard the door opened, and then after a few moments delay some footstep sounded upon the stairs, but it was very unlike that of Lupin, the murderer.
About five minutes went by, and then she heard a knock at the door below. Who could that be? Mr. Lupin had a key and always let himself in, so it couldn't be him. What was she supposed to think? What was she supposed to do? Suddenly, she heard the door open, and after a brief pause, some footsteps echoed on the stairs, but they didn’t sound like Lupin’s, the murderer.
The delightful thought came over the imagination of Mrs. Oakley, that some one was coming to whom she might at once make an avowal of all she knew of Lupin's guilt, and who might be able to protect her from the vengeance of the murderer. She rose, and peeped through the key-hole.
The lovely idea struck Mrs. Oakley that someone was about to arrive whom she could immediately tell everything she knew about Lupin's guilt and who might be able to shield her from the killer's wrath. She got up and looked through the keyhole.
She saw Lupin coming up the stairs. He was making quite a laborious effort to tread differently to what was usual with him, and from that moment Mrs. Oakley felt that she was to be subjected to some extraordinary trial of her self-possession. She crept back to her seat, and waited in terror.
She saw Lupin coming up the stairs. He was trying hard to walk differently than he usually did, and from that moment, Mrs. Oakley sensed that she was about to face some unusual test of her composure. She quietly returned to her seat and waited anxiously.
In the course of a few moments, Lupin, after treading with a heavy thump upon every stair, instead of gliding up in his usual manner, reaching the door at which he tapped, and then in an assumed voice, which if she, Mrs. Oakley, had not known he was there, would have deceived her, he said—
In just a few moments, Lupin, instead of moving smoothly like he usually did, stomped heavily on every stair. When he finally reached the door, he tapped on it and then spoke in a fake voice that, if Mrs. Oakley hadn’t known he was there, would have fooled her. He said—
"Hilloa! who's at home?"
"Hey! Who's home?"
"Who's there?" said Mrs. Oakley.
"Who's there?" Mrs. Oakley asked.
"It's John Smith," cried Lupin. "I am an officer of the police. Has anybody anything to say to me here? They tell me in the court that some odd noises were heard in the night."
"It's John Smith," shouted Lupin. "I'm a police officer. Does anyone have anything to tell me here? I've been informed in court that some strange noises were heard during the night."
"I don't know anything about it," said Mrs. Oakley, "but if you will come in and wait until Mr. Lupin comes in, he may like to see you."
"I don’t know anything about it,” Mrs. Oakley said, “but if you come in and wait until Mr. Lupin arrives, he might want to see you."
"Oh, no, no, no! It's no matter. Good morning, ma'am."
"Oh, no, no, no! It's fine. Good morning, ma'am."
Down stairs went Lupin, thinking he had acted the officer to perfection, and making no doubt in the world but that he had thoroughly deceived Mrs. Oakley, who he was now quite satisfied knew absolutely nothing about the murder.
Downstairs went Lupin, convinced he had played the role of the officer perfectly, and certain that he had completely fooled Mrs. Oakley, who he was now sure knew absolutely nothing about the murder.
In the course of a couple of minutes, Mr. Lupin in his own character came gliding in.
In just a couple of minutes, Mr. Lupin, in his true form, smoothly entered.
"I am afraid I have kept you waiting, sister Oakley."
"I’m sorry I made you wait, sister Oakley."
"Oh, not at all, but there has been a man there who says his name is Smith, and he—"
"Oh, not at all, but there’s been a guy there who says his name is Smith, and he—"
"I met him! I met him! It is all right. He heard something going on in the next house, I suppose, and mistook it for this. Pray cook the eggs to your liking, sister Oakley, and help yourself to anything. Don't be particular, sister Oakley, but make yourself at home."
"I met him! I met him! It’s all good. He must have heard something happening in the next house and thought it was this. Please cook the eggs the way you like, Sister Oakley, and help yourself to anything. Don’t be shy, Sister Oakley, just make yourself at home."
"I will, reverend sir, I will."
"I will, Reverend Sir, I will."
Mrs. Oakley was really playing her part very well, but she fancied each moment that the murderer would see something in her manner to give him a suspicion that she knew too much for his safety.
Mrs. Oakley was really playing her part very well, but she imagined that any moment the murderer would notice something in her behavior that might make him suspect she knew too much for his safety.
She was wrong though, for upon the contrary, Mr. Lupin felt quite satisfied that the secret of his guilt was confined to his own breast.
She was mistaken, because on the contrary, Mr. Lupin felt quite satisfied that the secret of his guilt was kept to himself.
"I pray you, sister Oakley," he said, "to eat freely of my humble fare, and after breakfast we will have a prayer."
"I urge you, Sister Oakley," he said, "to help yourself to my simple meal, and after breakfast, we'll say a prayer."
It seemed to Mrs. Oakley, now that she had awakened to a sense of the awful hypocrisy of Mr. Lupin, something very horrible for him to talk of having a prayer; but she took care not to show what she felt in that particular.
It seemed to Mrs. Oakley, now that she had become aware of the terrible hypocrisy of Mr. Lupin, it was really sickening for him to talk about having a prayer; but she made sure not to reveal what she felt about that.
"How kind and good of you," she said.
"That's so kind and nice of you," she said.
"Ay, truly, sister Oakley, I am kind and good, and yet there are envious folks in the world, who I dare say would not hesitate to give even me a bad name."
"Yeah, truly, sister Oakley, I’m kind and good, and yet there are envious people in the world who I’m sure wouldn’t hesitate to give even me a bad name."
"Impossible, surely."
"That can't be true."
"I would it were, I would it were, my dear sister Oakley, I would it were impossible."
"I wish it were, I wish it were, my dear sister Oakley, I wish it were impossible."
"It seems to me, reverend sir, as though it would not be in the power of poor human nature to praise you too much; but it is time that I should think of going home now, if you please."
"It seems to me, Reverend Sir, that it might be impossible for flawed human nature to praise you enough; but it's time for me to consider heading home now, if that's okay with you."
"Well, sister, if you must go home among the heathens and the Philistines, I will not hinder you; but with the hope of seeing you soon again, I will now offer up a prayer."
"Well, sister, if you have to go back home to the heathens and the Philistines, I won’t stop you; but in hopes of seeing you again soon, I’ll say a prayer now."
It was truly sickening even to Mrs. Oakley, whose feelings the reader will think could not be very fine, to see such an arch hypocrite offering up a prayer to that Deity whom he must so bitterly have offended by his awful crimes.
It was really disgusting even to Mrs. Oakley, whose feelings the reader might think weren't very refined, to see such a sneaky hypocrite praying to that God whom he must have deeply offended with his terrible crimes.
But Mr. Lupin cut the prayer tolerably short, and then giving to Mrs. Oakley what he called the kiss of peace, and to which, loathsome as it was from him, she felt herself forced to submit, he bade her good day.
But Mr. Lupin wrapped up the prayer quickly, and then, giving Mrs. Oakley what he called the kiss of peace—something she found repulsive but felt she had to accept—he wished her a good day.
And now, indeed, she began to entertain a sanguine hope, that she would be released from his company, and she should soon be in a condition to denounce him to justice for the awful crime which she had seen him commit. She could not possibly avoid a slight feeling of satisfaction to appear upon her face.
And now, she started to feel a hopeful sense that she would be free from his presence, and soon she would be able to report him to the authorities for the terrible crime she had witnessed him commit. She couldn’t help but show a slight smile of satisfaction on her face.
"You seem pleased," said Lupin.
"You look happy," said Lupin.
"I am, reverend sir."
"I'm here, reverend."
"May I ask what at?"
"May I ask what for?"
"Ah, how can I be otherwise than delighted, when I am assured by such a saint upon earth as yourself that I am one of the elect?"
"Ah, how can I feel anything but delighted when someone as saintly as you assures me that I’m one of the chosen ones?"
This was an answer with which, whether it was satisfactory or not, Mr. Lupin was, as it were, compelled to put up with; but taking up his hat, he said—
This was an answer that Mr. Lupin had to accept, whether he liked it or not; but as he picked up his hat, he said—
"Truly, sister Oakley, it will become me to see you a part of the way home."
"Really, sister Oakley, it makes sense for me to walk you part of the way home."
Mrs. Oakley expressed her satisfaction with the holy man's company, and they both descended the stairs together. She felt, however, an exquisite pang of alarm upon finding that Lupin led her down the staircase that led to the chapel, and not down the one which would have conducted them to the ordinary door of exit from the domestic portion of the building.
Mrs. Oakley shared her pleasure in the holy man's company, and they both went down the stairs together. However, she felt a sharp sense of alarm when she realized that Lupin was taking her down the staircase that led to the chapel, not the one that would have taken them to the usual exit from the living area of the building.
But even with all the dread upon her soul that he might be meditating some awful act in the chapel, she felt that she must assume a calmness though she felt it not.
But even with all the dread in her heart that he might be planning something terrible in the chapel, she knew she had to try to appear calm, even though she didn't feel it.
"Why this leads to the chapel," she said. She thought it would sound more natural for her to make that remark, than to say nothing about it.
"Why this goes to the chapel," she said. She thought it would sound more natural to make that comment than to say nothing about it.
"Yes, sister it does, and here is the trap-door that conducts to the vaults."
"Yes, sister, it does, and here’s the trapdoor that leads to the vaults."
He suddenly turned upon her, and clutched her by the arm, as he spoke. Poor Mrs. Oakley then really thought that her last hour was come, and that all along in pretending to have no suspicion of her, he was only dissembling. It was a mercy she did not at that terrible moment commit herself in some way. Surely Heaven supported her, for she did not.
He suddenly spun around to her and grabbed her by the arm as he spoke. Poor Mrs. Oakley truly believed that her final moments had arrived and that all along, his pretense of having no suspicion about her was just an act. It was a blessing she didn’t say anything at that awful moment. Surely, some divine force was holding her up, because she didn’t.
"Reverend sir," she said, "what mean you?"
"Reverend sir," she said, "what do you mean?"
"What mean I? I mean will you descend to the vaults with me."
"What do I mean? I mean, will you go down to the vaults with me?"
"And pray? Yes, if you wish it."
"And pray? Sure, if that's what you want."
"Nothing—nothing," muttered Lupin. "What a fool I am. I might have been well convinced long ago, and yet I cannot forbear new trials. All is safe, all is safe. This way, sister Oakley, this way. I will only see you to the corner of your own street."
"Nothing—nothing," muttered Lupin. "What a fool I am. I could have been completely sure of this long ago, but I can't help but keep trying. Everything is fine, everything is fine. This way, sister Oakley, this way. I'll just walk you to the corner of your street."
"Many thanks."
"Thank you very much."
They both emerged from the chapel. Lupin slammed the door after him, and arm in arm they walked up the court together.
They both stepped out of the chapel. Lupin slammed the door behind him, and they walked up the courtyard together, arm in arm.
Poor Mrs. Oakley felt that to be the most trying moment of all for her nerves. While she had much to do—while she was alone with Lupin in the domestic portion of the chapel, and while she knew that the least slip of the tongue, or the least want of control over her feelings might be her death—she conducted herself gallantly; but now when she was fairly in the open air, now that she was in comparative safety, her feelings almost got the better of her.
Poor Mrs. Oakley thought this was the toughest moment for her nerves. While she had a lot to do—while she was alone with Lupin in the main part of the chapel, and while she knew that even the slightest slip of the tongue or loss of control over her feelings could be disastrous—she held it together bravely; but now that she was outside, now that she was relatively safe, her emotions nearly overwhelmed her.
It was only by a powerful effort that she could at all control them.
She could only control them with a lot of effort.
She felt that by suddenly quitting the arm of Lupin, and making a rush for it, she might escape him, but then she did not want him to escape the consequences of his crime, for Mrs. Oakley had a woman's sympathy with the fate even of the not very respectable Mrs. Lupin. Besides, with all the vindictive hate that he might be supposed to feel upon finding that his guilt was known, he might yet pursue her, and before she could find aid, kill her.
She thought that by suddenly breaking away from Lupin and making a run for it, she might be able to get away from him. But she didn’t want him to avoid the consequences of his crime, because Mrs. Oakley felt a woman's sympathy for the fate of even the not-so-respectable Mrs. Lupin. Besides, with all the anger and hatred he might be expected to feel upon realizing that his guilt was known, he could still chase after her, and before she could find help, he might kill her.
"I must still dissemble," she thought, "and speak this most monstrous villain fairly."
"I still have to pretend," she thought, "and talk about this awful villain nicely."
"Quite a charming morning, reverend sir," she said.
"Such a lovely morning, sir," she said.
"Very," said Lupin.
"Very," Lupin said.
"I really am afraid that I am sadly intruding upon your time, by letting you come with me?"
"I’m honestly worried that I’m taking up your time by asking you to come with me."
"Oh, no—no—no."
“Oh no, no, no.”
He seemed to be getting very thoughtful, and Mrs. Oakley was proportionably more and more upon her guard, for she felt convinced that if he really thought she knew anything of his guilt he would kill her.
He appeared to be becoming quite contemplative, and Mrs. Oakley was increasingly cautious, as she was convinced that if he truly believed she was aware of his guilt, he would kill her.
Now they emerged from the court; but it was yet rather an early hour in the morning, and but very few passengers were in the streets. The only person that was tolerably close to them was an elderly woman, and Mrs. Oakley much as she panted for an opportunity of separating herself from Lupin, felt that the time to do so had not yet come.
Now they came out of the court; it was still fairly early in the morning, and there were only a few people in the streets. The only person nearby was an elderly woman, and although Mrs. Oakley longed for a chance to distance herself from Lupin, she felt that the moment to do so had not yet arrived.
On they went, in the direction of Mrs. Oakley's house, that house that she now began to feel she had so much neglected, to look after what, in the language of scripture, might truly have been termed "Strange Idols"—that home which she now looked to as a haven of safety from the terror of death itself.
On they went, toward Mrs. Oakley's house, a house she started to realize she had neglected so much, taking care of what could honestly be called "Strange Idols"—that home which she now viewed as a sanctuary from the fear of death itself.
"How silent you are, sister," said Lupin.
"You're so quiet, sister," said Lupin.
"Yes, I was thinking."
"Yeah, I was thinking."
"Of what?" he said, fiercely.
"About what?" he said, fiercely.
"Of how much I should be able to take from Mr. Oakley's till, to bring to you, this day week."
"How much I should be able to take from Mr. Oakley's cash register to bring to you a week from today."
"Oh! oh!"
"Oh no!"
"You may depend, reverend sir, it shall be as much as possible. Of course I must be cautious, though."
"You can count on it, Reverend Sir, I’ll do everything I can. But I have to be careful, of course."
"Oh, yes—yes."
"Oh, definitely—yes."
They had now reached within a few paces of the corner of the street, and yet Mrs. Oakley had seen no one upon whom, from their appearance, she thought she could rely to call to for aid against the murderer. Suddenly then round the corner, there came a bulky form. The heavy tread of some one of unusual weight sounded upon the street pavement.
They had now gotten within a few steps of the street corner, and yet Mrs. Oakley hadn't seen anyone who looked trustworthy enough to call for help against the murderer. Suddenly, a large figure appeared around the corner. The heavy footsteps of someone unusually hefty echoed on the pavement.
Big Ben, the beef-eater, with his arms behind him, and in a very thoughtful mood, came pacing slowly along.
Big Ben, the beef-eater, with his arms behind him and deep in thought, walked slowly along.
As Mrs. Oakley said afterwards, her heart, at that moment, was in her mouth.
As Mrs. Oakley said later, her heart was in her throat at that moment.
She could not dissemble an instant longer with Lupin, but with a loud shriek that echoed far and wide in the streets, she suddenly sprang from him, crying—
She couldn't pretend any longer with Lupin, so with a loud scream that echoed through the streets, she suddenly jumped away from him, shouting—
"Ben, Ben, dear strong Ben, seize this man! He is a murderer!"
"Ben, Ben, my strong friend, grab this guy! He's a murderer!"
"D—n! Done at last!" cried Lupin.
"Awesome! Finally done!" shouted Lupin.
He turned to fly, but treading upon a piece of cabbage-leaf that was upon the pavement, down he fell.
He tried to take off, but when he stepped on a piece of cabbage leaf on the ground, he fell down.
"Easy does it," said Ben, and he flung himself upon the top of Lupin, spreading out his arms and legs, and holding him by sheer weight as firmly to the pavement as though he had been nailed there.
"Take it easy," said Ben, and he jumped on top of Lupin, spreading out his arms and legs, and pinning him down to the pavement with his weight as if he had been nailed there.
"Help, help, help! Murder! help!" shouted Mrs. Oakley. "Murder, murder, murder!"
"Help, help, help! Someone's been killed! Help!" shouted Mrs. Oakley. "Murder, murder, murder!"
People began to flock to them from all parts. Lupin succeeded in getting a knife from his pocket, but Mrs. Oakley held him by the wrist with both hands, and in a minute more he was in the grasp of two strong men, one of whom was a police-officer, and who gloried in the job.
People started to gather around them from all directions. Lupin managed to pull a knife from his pocket, but Mrs. Oakley grabbed his wrist with both hands, and within a minute, he was held by two strong men, one of whom was a police officer who took pride in the task.
CHAPTER CVIII.
RETURNS TO MRS. LOVETT, AND SHOWS HOW SHE GOT OUT OF THE RIVER.
Our readers have been aware for a long time past that Mrs. Lovett was no common, everyday, sort of woman, and what we are about to relate concerning her, will be further proof that way tending, if it should be by any sceptical person in any way required.
Our readers have known for quite some time that Mrs. Lovett was no ordinary woman, and what we're about to share about her will serve as further proof of that, should any skeptical person need it.
To all appearance, Todd had seen the last of her on the river. But Todd was born to be deceived, and at the time he should have recollected an old adage, to the effect that, folks who are born to be hanged are very seldom drowned.
To all appearances, Todd thought he had seen the last of her on the river. But Todd was destined to be fooled, and he should have remembered an old saying that people who are meant to be hanged are rarely drowned.
We shall see.
We'll see.
Mrs. Lovett did go down, but as fortune and the amazingly strong current of the river would have it, she came up again, with a barge between her and Todd, and involuntarily laying hold of the side of the barge, there she remained, too exhausted to cry out, until Todd was far off.
Mrs. Lovett went down, but as luck and the incredibly strong current of the river would have it, she surfaced again, with a barge between her and Todd, and instinctively grabbed onto the side of the barge. She stayed there, too tired to shout, until Todd was far away.
She was seen at last by a man who was at the window of a public-house, and in the course of ten minutes after Todd had began to congratulate himself upon the demise of Mrs. Lovett, she was in a warm bed at the public-house, and her clothes drying at the kitchen-fire.
She was finally spotted by a man who was at the window of a pub, and within ten minutes after Todd had started to feel proud about Mrs. Lovett's death, she was in a warm bed at the pub, and her clothes were drying by the kitchen fire.
She had scarcely been for a moment at all insensible; and as she lay in bed she had a most accurate perception of all that happened. The reader may suppose that the feelings of Mrs. Lovett towards Sweeney Todd, were by no means ameliorated by the morning's proceedings.
She had hardly been out of it for a moment; and as she lay in bed, she was fully aware of everything happening around her. The reader might think that Mrs. Lovett’s feelings towards Sweeney Todd were certainly not improved by the events of the morning.
And yet how calculating she was in her rage!
And yet how strategic she was in her anger!
As the effects of her submersion wore off, and her ordinary strength came back to her, her mind became intently fixed upon but one object, and that was how to be completely and bitterly revenged upon Todd.
As the effects of her immersion faded and her normal strength returned, her mind became focused solely on one thing: how to get complete and harsh revenge on Todd.
"He shall hang," she said. "He shall hang, but I must think of the means, while I likewise take care to avoid the gallows myself; but he shall hang, let the consequences be what they may."
"He will hang," she said. "He will hang, but I need to figure out how, while also making sure I stay out of trouble myself; but he will hang, no matter what happens."
The landlady of the public-house was very assiduous in her attention to Mrs. Lovett, and while she was thus thinking of her revenge upon Todd, she (the landlady) made her appearance in the room with a steaming glass of mulled and spiced wine.
The landlady of the pub was very attentive to Mrs. Lovett, and while she was busy plotting her revenge against Todd, she (the landlady) came into the room with a steaming glass of mulled and spiced wine.
"I hope you are better," she said; "and if you will give me the name and address of your friends, I will send to them at once."
"I hope you're feeling better," she said; "and if you give me the name and address of your friends, I'll reach out to them right away."
"Friends!" said Mrs. Lovett. "How came you to think that I had any friends?"
"Friends!" said Mrs. Lovett. "Why would you think I had any friends?"
"Well, I hardly thought you were without. Don't most folks have friends of some sort or another?"
"Well, I didn't really think you were alone. Don't most people have some kind of friends?"
"Ah, I had forgotten. I have a friend with me—a very dear friend, who will not forsake me. I have more of them at home—for I have a home."
"Ah, I forgot. I have a friend with me—a very close friend, who won’t abandon me. I have more of them at home—because I have a home."
"Oh," thought the landlady, "she is raving."
"Oh," thought the landlady, "she's losing it."
"Bring me my stays," said Mrs. Lovett.
"Bring me my corset," said Mrs. Lovett.
The stays, which, together with the rest of her apparel, now had got quite dry, was brought to her, and in a little secret pocket in them, Mrs. Lovett dived with her two fingers, and found a damp five pound note.
The stays, which, along with the rest of her clothing, were now completely dry, were handed to her, and in a small secret pocket in them, Mrs. Lovett dug in with her two fingers and found a damp five-pound note.
"Take that," she said, "for your trouble. I do not want any change. Only be so good now as to help me to dress, and tell me what the time is."
"Here, take this for your trouble," she said. "I don’t need any change. Just be nice enough to help me get dressed and let me know what time it is."
"Three o'clock," said the landlady, "and I'm sure you can't think how pleased I am that you are better. Do you really think you are strong enough to go home yet?"
"Three o'clock," said the landlady, "and I can't tell you how happy I am that you're feeling better. Do you really think you have enough strength to go home now?"
"Yes. What I have to do at home will lend me strength, if I wanted it."
"Yes. What I have to do at home will give me strength, if I want it."
Mrs. Lovett was soon dressed, and at her request a coach was sent for; and in the course of half-an-hour from the time that the landlady had asked her if she should send for her friends, she, Mrs. Lovett, was bowling along the dense thoroughfares of the city to her home.
Mrs. Lovett quickly got dressed, and at her request, a cab was called. Within half an hour of when the landlady asked if she should contact her friends, Mrs. Lovett was speeding through the busy streets of the city on her way home.
What pen could describe the dark and malignant thoughts that filled her brain as she proceeded? What language would be strong enough to depict the storm of passion that raged in the bosom of that imperious woman?
What pen could capture the dark and toxic thoughts that crowded her mind as she moved forward? What words would be powerful enough to illustrate the storm of passion that surged within that demanding woman?
It must suffice, that she made herself a solemn promise of vengeance against Todd, let the risk or the actual consequences to herself be what they might. If with perfect safety to herself she could be revenged upon him—of course she would; but she resolved not to hesitate, even if it involved a self-sacrifice, so full of the very agony of rage was she.
It has to be enough that she made a serious promise to take revenge on Todd, no matter what the risks or consequences to herself might be. If she could get back at him without any danger to herself, she definitely would; but she decided not to hold back, even if it meant sacrificing herself, because she was consumed by rage.
"He shall hang—he shall hang!"
"He will hang—he will hang!"
Such were the words she uttered as the lumbering hackney-coach reached Fleet Street.
Such were the words she said as the slow-moving taxi arrived at Fleet Street.
For all she knew to the contrary, Todd might be looking from his door, for that he had gone home in great triumph at the thought of having got rid of her she did not doubt; and so as it was just then a great object with her to keep him in that pleasant delusion, she got quite down among the straw at the bottom of the hackney-coach.
For all she knew, Todd could be watching from his door, and she had no doubt that he had gone home feeling triumphant about getting rid of her. So, since it was very important to her at that moment to maintain his pleasant delusion, she crouched down among the straw at the bottom of the hackney-coach.
But she kept her eyes—those bright metallic-looking eyes, which, with a questionable taste, had been so much admired by the lawyers' clerks of the Temple and Lincoln's Inn—she kept her eyes just on the edge of the coach window, so that she might have a passing glance at Todd's shop.
But she kept her eyes—those bright metallic-looking eyes, which, with questionable taste, had been so much admired by the clerks at the Temple and Lincoln's Inn—she kept her eyes just at the edge of the coach window, so that she could catch a glimpse of Todd's shop.
Todd was at the door.
Todd was at the door.
How pleased and self-satisfied he looked! He was rubbing his huge hands slowly together, and a grim smile was on his horrible features.
How pleased and smug he looked! He was slowly rubbing his huge hands together, and a creepy smile was on his terrible face.
Mrs. Lovett clinched her hands until her nails made marks in the palms of them that did not come out for hours, and in a harsh growling voice, she said—
Mrs. Lovett clenched her hands until her nails left marks in her palms that lasted for hours, and in a rough, growling voice, she said—
"Ah, grin on, grin on, fiend—your hours from now shall be numbered. You shall hang, hang, and I shall hope to see you in your last agony. If any bribe can induce the hangman, by some common bungling to protract your pain, he has but to name his price and he shall have it."
"Ah, keep grinning, villain—your time is running out. You will hang, and I look forward to witnessing your suffering in your final moments. If there's any bribe that can persuade the executioner to draw out your agony, he just has to say his price, and he'll get it."
The coach rolled on.
The bus kept moving.
Mrs. Lovett rose up from among the straw with a shudder. The immersion in the river had not drowned her certainly, but it had done her no good; and she could not conceal from herself, that a serious illness might very probably result from her unexpected cold bath.
Mrs. Lovett stood up from the straw with a shudder. The dip in the river hadn’t drowned her, but it definitely hadn’t done her any favors; and she couldn’t deny to herself that a serious illness might very likely come from her unexpected cold swim.
"Never mind!" she said. "Never mind! What care I so that I complete my revenge against Todd? If I die after that it will not much matter. I will have my revenge."
"Never mind!" she said. "Never mind! What do I care if I get my revenge on Todd? If I die after that, it won’t matter much. I’ll have my revenge."
The coach stopped at the corner of Bell-yard.
The coach stopped at the corner of Bell-yard.
"That will do," said Mrs. Lovett as she pulled the check-string. "That will do. I will alight here."
"That’s enough," said Mrs. Lovett as she pulled the check-string. "That’s enough. I’ll get off here."
She paid the coachman double the amount of his fare, so he only muttered a few curses between his teeth, and drove off.
She paid the driver twice what he was owed, so he just mumbled a few curses under his breath and drove away.
With quite a staggering step, for Mrs. Lovett was anything but well, she walked to her own shop. The door was closed, and she looked through the upper half of it which was of glass, just in time to see the highly trustworthy personage whom she had left in charge of the concern, place a bottle to her lips, and slowly lift it up.
With a surprisingly heavy pace, since Mrs. Lovett was definitely not feeling well, she walked to her shop. The door was closed, and she peered through the upper half, which was made of glass, just in time to see the very reliable person she had left in charge of the business bring a bottle to her lips and slowly raise it up.
Mrs. Lovett opened the door, just as the titillating contents of the bottle were rippling over the palate of the lady, who had had such an adventure with Todd.
Mrs. Lovett opened the door just as the exciting contents of the bottle were flowing over the taste buds of the lady who had shared such an adventure with Todd.
"Wretch!" exclaimed Mrs. Lovett.
"Wretch!" shouted Mrs. Lovett.
Down fell the bottle, and smashed into many fragments on the floor of the shop. An unmistakable odour of gin filled the air.
Down fell the bottle and shattered into many pieces on the shop floor. A strong smell of gin filled the air.
"So," cried Mrs. Lovett, "this is the way you employ your time is it, while I am away?"
"So," shouted Mrs. Lovett, "this is how you spend your time while I'm gone?"

Mrs. Lovett Finds Somebody Out—At Home.
Mrs. Lovett Finds Someone Out—At Home.
"T—T—Todd," stuttered the woman, "T—T—Todd is such a nice man."
"T—T—Todd," the woman stammered, "T—T—Todd is such a great guy."
"Todd, do you say?"
"Todd, are you saying?"
"Yes—I—I say—T—Todd is a nice man."
"Yes—I—I mean—T—Todd is a great guy."
"Answer me, wretch, instantly. Has he been here? Speak, or I will shake your wretched life out of you."
"Answer me, you miserable person, right now. Has he been here? Speak, or I will beat the life out of you."
Mrs. Lovett suited the action to the word, and the word to the action, for she clutched her substitute by the throat, and shook her vehemently.
Mrs. Lovett matched her actions to her words, for she grabbed her substitute by the throat and shook her vigorously.
"D—D—Don't Mrs. L.—I—will—tell all—all. I will indeed."
"D—D—Don't, Mrs. L.—I—I will tell everything—everything. I really will."
"Speak then. Has Todd been here?"
"Go ahead and speak. Has Todd been here?"
"In course, and quite a nice man—I—I may say—quite a gin—I mean a nice man—a cordial old Tom. No! Cream of the—Todd."
"In course, and quite a nice guy—I—I can say—really a good guy—I mean a nice man—a friendly old Tom. No! Cream of the—Todd."
"Wretch!"
"Loser!"
Mrs. Lovett paced the shop for a few moments in an agony of rage. Todd presuming upon her death had actually been there, no doubt upon an expedition to ransack the place. A touch to the lock of the parlour door, told her at once that it was open, and from that moment she no longer could doubt but that the whole house had been subject to the scrutiny of Sweeney Todd.
Mrs. Lovett walked back and forth in the shop for a few moments, consumed with rage. Todd, assuming she was out of the picture, had actually come there, probably to ransack the place. A light touch on the lock of the parlor door revealed that it was open, and from that moment on, she couldn't deny that the whole house had been under Sweeney Todd's watchful eye.
"The wretch!" she said. "He thought to find enough no doubt to reward his pains, but he has been deceived in that hope, I feel well assured. What I have here, I have too well hidden for any search of a few hours to find it. If they were to pull the house to pieces, brick by brick and timber by timber, they might find something to pay them for their labour."
"The miserable wretch!" she said. "He probably thought he would find enough to make it worth his effort, but I’m sure he’s been fooled in that regard. What I have here is too well hidden for a few hours of searching to uncover. Even if they tore the house apart, brick by brick and beam by beam, they might discover something to reward them for their trouble."
The lady with the partiality for gin, now seemed to be lapsing into a state of somnolency, but Mrs. Lovett gave her rather a rough shake.
The woman who had a fondness for gin now appeared to be drifting into a drowsy state, but Mrs. Lovett gave her a pretty hard shake.
"Tell me," she said, "when did this man come, and what did he say to you?"
"Tell me," she asked, "when did this guy arrive, and what did he say to you?"
"Gin!"
"Gin!"
"I ask you what Todd said to you?"
"I’m asking you what Todd said to you?"
"Oh, yes. I—really—fine times. Old Tom Todd—cream of the Todd."
"Oh, yes. I—really—good times. Old Tom Todd—the best of the Todds."
It was quite clear that she was too far gone in drunkenness for anything distinct or to be relied upon to be got from her, and the only thing Mrs. Lovett had to do, was to consider what to do with her. If she threw her out of the shop into the court, the probability was, that a crowd would collect round her, and that was just what Mrs. Lovett did not want. Indeed, for all she, Mrs. Lovett knew, the drunken woman might stagger round to Todd's, and let him know what of all things, she wished to keep secret from him, namely, that she had returned.
It was pretty obvious that she was too far gone from drinking for anyone to get anything clear or reliable from her, and all Mrs. Lovett had to do was figure out what to do with her. If she tossed her out of the shop into the courtyard, it was likely that a crowd would gather around her, which was the last thing Mrs. Lovett wanted. In fact, for all Mrs. Lovett knew, the drunk woman might stumble over to Todd's and spill the one thing she was trying to keep from him—namely, that she had come back.
Mrs. Lovett had not yet formed her plans, and certainly until she had done so, she did not want any premature knowledge of her rescue from drowning to reach the ears of Todd.
Mrs. Lovett hadn’t made her plans yet, and definitely didn’t want any early news of her rescue from drowning to get back to Todd until she did.
But what to do with the drunken woman was the question. Mrs. Lovett had to think a little over that. At length, however, she made up her mind, and approaching the lady who had such a partiality for Old Tom, she said—
But what to do with the drunken woman was the question. Mrs. Lovett had to think a little about that. Eventually, she made up her mind, and approaching the lady who had such a fondness for Old Tom, she said—
"Did you ever taste my cordial spirit, that I have up stairs in my bedroom?"
"Have you ever tried my homemade liqueur that's up in my bedroom?"
"Eh?"
"Huh?"
"Come, I will give you a bottle of it, if you will walk up stairs. Only try."
"Come on, I'll give you a bottle of it if you walk upstairs. Just give it a try."
By the assistance of Mrs. Lovett, the gin heroine rose and tottered to the staircase; Mrs. Lovett pushed her on, and stair by stair she managed to mount to the first floor. It was by far too great a job to get her any further, so opening the door of the back-room, Mrs. Lovett pushed her in with violence, and slammed the door upon her.
With Mrs. Lovett's help, the gin-soaked woman stood up and wobbled toward the staircase; Mrs. Lovett urged her on, and step by step, she made it to the first floor. It was too much of a challenge to get her any farther, so Mrs. Lovett opened the back-room door, shoved her inside roughly, and slammed the door behind her.
"Lie there and rot," she said, "so that you are out of my way. Lie there and rot, idiot."
"Just lie there and waste away," she said, "so you won't be a bother to me. Lie there and waste away, you fool."
Without then pausing to cast another thought or look at her victim, Mrs. Lovett walked down the staircase again to the shop.
Without stopping to give her victim another thought or glance, Mrs. Lovett walked back down the staircase to the shop.
When there, she felt a kind of faintness come over her, and she was compelled to sit down for a few minutes to recover herself.
When she got there, she felt a bit faint and had to sit down for a few minutes to regain her composure.
"How much I have to think of," she said, when she had a little recovered. "How much I have to think of, and how little a time in which to think. Something must be done before midnight. Todd will fly if I do not do something."
"How much I have to think about," she said, once she had calmed down a bit. "So much to think about, and such a short time to do it. I need to take action before midnight. Todd will escape if I don't do something."
A racking pain in her head, compelled her to rest it upon her hands.
A throbbing pain in her head forced her to rest it on her hands.
"If I thought," she said, "that I should get very ill—if I thought that there was any chance that I should die, I would go at once to the police office and denounce him. But no—'tis only a passing pang, and I shall soon be better—shall soon be myself again."
"If I thought," she said, "that I was going to get really sick—if I thought there was any chance I might die, I would go straight to the police station and report him. But no—it's just a temporary pain, and I’ll be better soon—I’ll be myself again."
She did not speak now for some few moments, and during that time she rocked to and fro, for the pain in her head was excessive. It did not last, however, but gradually went off, leaving only a sensation of dulness behind it, with some amount of confusion.
She didn't say anything for a few moments, and during that time she rocked back and forth because the pain in her head was really intense. However, it didn't last long and gradually faded away, leaving just a dull feeling and some confusion.
Then Mrs. Lovett, as well as she was able, set about thinking calmly and dispassionately, as she hoped, about the best means of satisfying her revenge against Todd. That that revenge should be complete and ample, she was resolved.
Then Mrs. Lovett, as best as she could, started to think clearly and without emotion, as she hoped, about the best way to get her revenge on Todd. She was determined that this revenge would be thorough and satisfying.
Gradually she began to work out a plan of operations, and as she did so, her eyes brightened, and something of her old expression of bold confidence came back to her.
Gradually, she started to figure out a plan of action, and as she did, her eyes lit up, and a bit of her old bold confidence returned.
She rose and paced the shop.
She got up and walked around the shop.
"Yes, the villain shall die," she said, "by the hands of the executioner—I swear it! And he shall know, too, that it is I who have doomed him to such a death. He shall feel that, had he kept faith with we all would have been well; but now he shall hang—hang!—and I shall look on and see his torments!"
"Yes, the villain will die," she said, "at the hands of the executioner—I promise you! And he will know, too, that it is I who have condemned him to this fate. He will realize that if he had stayed true to us, everything would have gone well; but now he will hang—hang!—and I will watch and see his suffering!"
CHAPTER CIX.
JOHANNA HAS PLENTY OF COMPANY AT TODD'S.
We return to Johanna, whom for a few hours, owing to the pressure of other circumstances, we have been compelled, with all manner of reluctance, to neglect.
We return to Johanna, whom for a few hours, because of other circumstances, we have been forced, with great reluctance, to ignore.
Recent events, although they had by no manner of means tended to decrease the just confidence which Johanna had in her own safety, had yet much agitated her; and she at times feared that she should not be able to carry on the farce of composure before Todd much longer.
Recent events, while not shaking Johanna's confidence in her own safety, had still unsettled her; at times she worried that she wouldn't be able to keep up the act of being calm in front of Todd for much longer.
"Charley, my dear boy," said Todd, "you are a very good lad, indeed, and I like you."
"Charley, my dear boy," Todd said, "you're a really good kid, and I like you."
"I am very glad to hear you say so, sir—very glad."
"I'm really happy to hear you say that, sir—really happy."
"That is right; but when I say I like any one, I do not confine myself to that mere expression of liking, and there an end. Of course, as a religious man, I love my enemies, and feel myself bound to do so—eh, Charley?"
"That's true; but when I say I like someone, I don’t just leave it at that simple expression of liking. Of course, as a religious person, I love my enemies and feel obligated to do so—right, Charley?"
"Of course, sir."
"Sure thing, sir."
Poor Johanna had no resource but to seem to be deceived by this most disgusting hypocrisy.
Poor Johanna had no choice but to appear to be fooled by this truly disgusting hypocrisy.
"But although," continued Todd, waving a razor in the air; "although I may love my enemies, I need not to go out of my way, you know, Charley, to do good things to them as I would to my friends; but you I will do all I can for; and as it may very materially help you to get an honest independence in the course of a little time, I will manage to accommodate you with sleeping here to-night and all nights henceforth."
"But even though," Todd continued, waving a razor in the air, "even though I might love my enemies, I don’t have to go out of my way, you know, Charley, to do nice things for them like I would for my friends; but for you, I’ll do everything I can. And since it could really help you get an honest independence soon, I’ll make sure you can sleep here tonight and every night after that."
"How kind of you, sir!"
"That's very kind of you!"
"I am glad you appreciate it, Charley; and I feel quite sure that your slumber will be most profound."
"I’m glad you like it, Charley; and I’m pretty sure you’ll sleep very deeply."
Todd, upon this, made one of his diabolical faces, and then, taking his hat, he marched out, merely adding as he crossed the threshold of the door—
Todd, hearing this, made one of his sinister faces, and then, grabbing his hat, he strutted out, casually adding as he reached the door—
"I shall not be long gone, Charley."
"I won't be gone for long, Charley."
The day was on the decline, and a strong impression came over Johanna's mind that something in particular would happen before it wholly passed away into darkness. She almost trembled to think what that something could be, and that she might be compelled to be a witness to violence, from which her gentle spirit revolted; and had it not been that she had determined nothing should stop her from investigating the fate of poor Mark Ingestrie, she could even then have rushed into the street in despair.
The day was winding down, and Johanna had a strong feeling that something significant would happen before it completely faded into darkness. She felt a shiver at the thought of what that could be, fearing she might have to witness something violent, which her sensitive nature rejected; but since she was determined not to let anything stop her from finding out what happened to poor Mark Ingestrie, she could have easily run into the street in despair.
But as the soft daylight deepened into the dim shadows of evening, she grew more composed, and was better able, with a calmer spirit, to wait the progress of events.
But as the soft daylight faded into the dim shadows of evening, she became more composed and was better able, with a calmer mind, to wait for the unfolding of events.
"I am alone once more," said Johanna, "in this dreadful place. Again he leaves me with all my dark and terrible thoughts of the fate of him whom I have so fondly loved thronging around my heart; and this night, no doubt, he thinks to kill me! Oh, Mark Ingestrie! if I were only but quite sure that you had gone to that world from whence there is no return, I think I could, with scarce a sigh, let this dreadful man send me after you!"
"I’m all alone again," said Johanna, "in this horrible place. Once more, he leaves me with all my dark and terrible thoughts about the fate of the man I’ve loved so deeply crowding my heart; and tonight, no doubt, he’s planning to kill me! Oh, Mark Ingestrie! If only I knew for sure that you had gone to that world from which there’s no return, I think I could, without much sorrow, let this awful man send me after you!"
Johanna rested her head upon her hands, and wept bitterly.
Johanna rested her head on her hands and cried hard.
Suddenly a voice close to her said—
Suddenly, a voice near her said—
"St. Dunstan."
"St. Dunstan."
She sprang from the little low seat upon which she was, and, with a cry of alarm, was about to make a rush from the shop, when the intruder caught her by the arm, saying—
She jumped up from the small seat she was on and, with a shout of panic, was about to bolt from the shop when the intruder grabbed her by the arm, saying—
"Don't you know me, Johanna?"
"Don't you know me, Jo?"
"Ah, Sir Richard! my dear friend, it is, indeed, you, and I am safe again—I am safe!"
"Ah, Sir Richard! My dear friend, it really is you, and I feel safe again—I’m safe!"
"Certainly you are safe; and permit me to say that you have all along been tolerably safe, Johanna. But how very incautious you are. Here I have come into the shop, and actually stood by you for some few moments, you knowing nothing of it! What now if Todd had so come in?"
"You're definitely safe, and I have to say you've been fairly safe all along, Johanna. But you are so careless. I came into the shop and actually stood next to you for a few moments, and you didn't notice at all! What if Todd had walked in like that?"
"He would have killed me."
"He would have killed me."
"He might have done so. But now all danger is quite over, for you will have protectors at your hand. Do you know where Todd has gone?"
"He could have done that. But now all danger is completely gone, because you'll have protectors with you. Do you know where Todd went?"
"I do not."
"I don't."
"Well, it don't matter. Let me look at this largest cupboard. I wonder if it will hold two of my men? Let me see. Oh, yes, easily and comfortably. I will be back in a moment."
"Well, it doesn't matter. Let me check out this biggest cupboard. I wonder if it can fit two of my guys? Let's see. Oh, yes, easily and comfortably. I'll be back in a minute."
He went no further than the door, and when he came back, he brought with him Mr. Crotchet and another person, and pointing to the cupboard, he said—
He didn’t go past the door, and when he returned, he brought Mr. Crotchet and someone else with him. Pointing to the cupboard, he said—
"You will stow yourselves there, if you please, and keep quiet until I call upon you to come out."
"You can settle in there, if you'd like, and stay quiet until I ask you to come out."
"I believe you," said Crotchet. "Lord bless you, we shall be snug enough. How is you, Miss O.? I suppose by this time you feels quite at home in your breech—"
"I believe you," said Crotchet. "God bless you, we'll be plenty cozy. How are you, Miss O.? I suppose by now you feel right at home in your pants—"
"Silence!" said Sir Richard. "Go to your duty at once, Crotchet. Miss Oakley is in no humour to attend to you just now."
"Be quiet!" said Sir Richard. "Get back to your duties right away, Crotchet. Miss Oakley isn't in the mood to deal with you at the moment."
Upon this, Mr. Crotchet and the other man got into the cupboard, and a chair was placed against it; and then Sir Richard said to Johanna—
Upon this, Mr. Crotchet and the other man climbed into the cupboard, and a chair was put against it; and then Sir Richard said to Johanna—
"I will come in to be shaved when I know that Todd is here, and your trials will soon be over."
"I'll come in to get shaved when I know Todd is here, and your troubles will be over soon."
"To be shaved?—By him?"
"Shaved? By him?"
"Yes. But believe me there is no danger. Any one may come here now to be shaved with perfect safety. I have made such arrangements that Todd cannot take another life."
"Yes. But trust me, there’s no danger. Anyone can come here now to get shaved with complete safety. I've arranged things so that Todd can't take another life."
"Thank Heaven!"
"Thank goodness!"
"Here is a letter from your friend, Miss Wilmot, which I promised her I would deliver to you. Be careful how you let Todd see it. Read it at once, and then you had better destroy it at once. I must go now; but, of course, if you should be in any danger, call upon my men in the cupboard to assist you, and they will do so at once, although it may spoil my plot a little."
"Here’s a letter from your friend, Miss Wilmot, which I promised her I’d deliver to you. Be careful about letting Todd see it. Read it right away, and then you should probably destroy it immediately. I have to go now; but, of course, if you find yourself in any danger, call my men in the cupboard to help you, and they’ll come quickly, even though it might mess up my plan a bit."
"Oh! how much I owe you."
"Oh! how much I owe you."
"Nay, nay, no more upon that head. Farewell now, for a brief space. We shall very soon meet again. Keep a fair and agreeable face to Todd, if you can, for I do not wish, if it can possibly be helped, anything to mar the plot I have got up for his absolute conviction upon abundant testimony."
"No, no, let's not talk about that anymore. Goodbye for now, but we'll meet again soon. Try to keep a friendly face around Todd, if you can, because I really don’t want anything to mess up the plan I have for his complete conviction based on plenty of evidence."
Sir Richard shook hands with Johanna, and then hastily left the shop, for he did not wish just then to be found there by Todd, who might return at any moment.
Sir Richard shook hands with Johanna and then quickly left the shop, as he didn’t want to be caught there by Todd, who could come back at any moment.
The moment he was gone Johanna eagerly opened the letter that had been brought to her, and found it to contain the following words:—
The moment he left, Johanna eagerly opened the letter that had been delivered to her and found it contained the following words:—
"My Dear Johanna,—This is a selfish letter; for as I cannot see you, I think I should go mad if I did not write to you; so I do so for the ease of my own heart and brain. For the love of Heaven, and for the love of all you hold dear in this world, get away from Todd as quickly as you can; and when I see you again, I shall have something to say to you which will give you more pleasure than ever, with my bad advice, I have given you pain.
"Dear Johanna,—This is a selfish letter; since I can’t see you, I think I would go crazy if I didn’t write to you; so I’m doing this for the sake of my own heart and mind. For the love of Heaven, and for the love of everything you hold dear in this world, get away from Todd as fast as you can; and when I see you again, I’ll have something to tell you that will bring you more joy than the bad advice I’ve given you has caused you pain."
"Sir Richard Blunt has kindly promised to give this to you, and you know that I am—Your ever affectionate
"Sir Richard Blunt has kindly promised to give this to you, and you know that I am—Your ever affectionate
Arabella."
Arabella.
"Yes," said Johanna, when she had finished the epistle. "In truth I know you are ever my affectionate Arabella, and I am most happy in such a friend. But this must not meet Todd's eye. Ah! that footstep, I know it too well. He comes—he comes."
"Yes," Johanna said as she finished the letter. "I truly know you are always my dear Arabella, and I’m so grateful to have you as a friend. But we can’t let Todd see this. Ah! That footstep, I recognize it all too well. He’s coming—he’s coming."
She had just hidden the letter, when Sweeney Todd made his appearance.
She had just put away the letter when Sweeney Todd showed up.
"Anybody been?" he asked.
"Has anyone been?" he asked.
"Yes, one man, but he would not wait."
"Yeah, one guy, but he wouldn't wait."
"Ah, wanted to be shaved, I suppose; but no matter—no matter; and I hope you have been quiet, and not been attempting to indulge your curiosity in any way, since I have been gone. Hush! here's somebody coming. Why, it's old Mr. Wrankley, the tobacconist, I declare. Good-day to you, sir—shaved, I suppose? I'm glad you have come, sir, for I have been out till this moment. Hot water, Charley, directly, and hand me that razor."
"Ah, I guess you wanted to get a shave; but it doesn't matter—it's no big deal. I hope you've kept quiet and haven't tried to satisfy your curiosity while I've been away. Shh! Someone's coming. It's Mr. Wrankley, the tobacconist. Good day to you, sir—getting a shave, I assume? I'm glad you're here, sir, because I've just gotten back. Charley, bring me hot water right away, and hand me that razor."
Johanna, in handing Todd the razor, knocked the edge of it against the chair, and it being uncommonly sharp, cut a great slice of the wood off one of the arms of it.
Johanna, while passing Todd the razor, accidentally knocked the edge against the chair, and since it was unusually sharp, it sliced off a large piece of wood from one of the arms.
"What shameful carelessness," said Todd; "I have half a mind to lay the strop over your back, sir; here you have spoilt a capital razor—not a bit of edge left upon it."
"What a shameful lack of care," said Todd; "I almost feel like giving you a beating, sir; you've ruined a great razor—there's not a bit of edge left on it."
"Oh, excuse him, Mr. Todd—excuse him," said the old gentleman; "he's only a little lad, after all. Let me intercede for him."
"Oh, excuse him, Mr. Todd—excuse him," said the old gentleman; "he's just a little boy, after all. Let me speak on his behalf."
"Very good, sir; if you wish me to look over it, of course I will; and, thank God, we have a stock of razors, of course, always at hand. Is there any news stirring, sir?"
"Sounds good, sir; if you want me to check it out, I will; and, thank goodness, we always have a stash of razors on hand. Is there any news going on, sir?"
"Nothing that I know of, Mr. Todd, except it's the illness of Mr. Cummings, the overseer. They say he got home about twelve to his own house, in Chancery-lane, and ever since then he has been as sick as a dog, and all they can get him to say is, 'Oh, those pies—oh, those pies!'"
"Nothing that I know of, Mr. Todd, except it's Mr. Cummings, the overseer's illness. They say he got home around noon to his house in Chancery Lane, and since then he’s been really sick. All he keeps saying is, 'Oh, those pies—oh, those pies!'"
"Very odd, sir."
"Really strange, sir."
"Very. I think Mr. Cummings must be touched in the upper story, do you know, Mr. Todd. He's a very respectable man, but, between you and I, was never over bright."
"Definitely. I think Mr. Cummings might be a bit off in the head, you know, Mr. Todd. He's a pretty respectable guy, but between you and me, he was never exactly the sharpest tool in the shed."
"Certainly not, sir—certainly not. But it's a very odd case. What pies can he possibly mean, sir? Did you call when you came from home?"
"Definitely not, sir—definitely not. But it's a really strange situation. What pies could he possibly be talking about, sir? Did you stop by when you came back from home?"
"No. Ha, ha! I can't help laughing; but, ha, ha! I have come away from home on the sly, you see. The fact is, my wife's cousin—hilloa!—I think you have cut me."
"No. Ha, ha! I can't help laughing; but, ha, ha! I've sneaked away from home, you see. The truth is, my wife's cousin—hey!—I think you've just ignored me."
"No, no—we can't cut anybody for three-halfpence, sir. I think I will just give you another lather, sir, before I polish you off. And so you have the pearls with you; well, how odd things come round, to be sure."
"No, no—we can't kick anyone out for three halfpennies, sir. I think I'll just give you another lather, sir, before I finish you up. And so you have the pearls with you; how strange it is how things come around, indeed."
"What do you mean?"
"What do you mean?"
"This shaving-brush is just in a good state now. Always as a shaving-brush is on the point of wearing out, it's the best. Charley, you will go at once to Mr. Cummings, and ask if he is any better; you need not hurry, that's a good lad. I am not at all angry with you now. And so, sir, they think at home that you have gone after some business over the water, do they, and have not the least idea that you have come to be shaved? There, be off, Charley—shut the door, that's a good lad, bless you."
"This shaving brush is in really good shape right now. You know how a shaving brush is always on the verge of wearing out? That's when it works best. Charley, you need to go see Mr. Cummings right away and ask if he’s feeling any better; there's no need to rush, good lad. I'm not upset with you at all now. So, they think at home that you went off to handle some business overseas, huh? They have no idea you came here just to get a shave? Now, off you go, Charley—close the door, good lad, bless you."
When Johanna came back, the tobacconist was gone.
When Johanna returned, the tobacconist was gone.
"Well," said Sweeney Todd, as he sharpened a razor very leisurely, "how is Mr. Cummings?"
"Well," said Sweeney Todd, as he sharpened a razor slowly, "how is Mr. Cummings?"
"I found out his house, sir, with some difficulty, and they say he is better having gone to sleep."
"I found his house, sir, after some trouble, and they say he's doing better after getting some sleep."
"Oh, very good! I am going to look over some accounts in the parlour, so don't choose to be disturbed, you understand; and for the next ten minutes, if anybody comes, you will say I am out."
"Oh, great! I'm going to review some accounts in the living room, so don’t let yourself be disturbed, got it? And for the next ten minutes, if anyone comes, just tell them I'm not here."
Sweeney Todd walked quite coolly into the parlour, and Johanna heard him lock the door on the inside; a strange, undefined sensation of terror crept over her, she knew not why, and she shuddered, as she looked around her. The cupboard door was not close shut, and she knew not what prompted her to approach and peep in. On the first shelf was the hat of the tobacconist: it was rather a remarkable one, and recognised in a moment.
Sweeney Todd walked calmly into the parlor, and Johanna heard him lock the door from the inside; a strange, vague feeling of fear washed over her, and she didn't know why, making her shudder as she looked around. The cupboard door was slightly ajar, and she couldn't say what made her approach and take a peek inside. On the first shelf was the tobacconist's hat: it was quite distinctive, and she recognized it immediately.
"What has happened? Good God! what can have happened?" thought Johanna, as she staggered back, until she reached the shaving-chair, into which she cast herself for support. Her eyes fell upon the arm which she had taken such a shaving off with the razor, but all was perfectly whole and correct; there was not the least mark of the cut that so recently had been given to it; and lost in wonder, Johanna, for more than a minute, continued looking for the mark of the injury she knew could not have been, by any possibility, effaced.
"What just happened? Oh my God! What could have happened?" thought Johanna as she stumbled back until she reached the shaving chair, where she sank down for support. Her gaze landed on the arm she had just shaved with the razor, but everything looked completely fine; there wasn't a single mark from the cut that had just been made. Lost in confusion, Johanna kept searching for the sign of the injury that she knew couldn't possibly have been erased.
And yet she found it not, although there was the chair, just as usual, with its wide spreading arms and its worn, tarnished paint and gilding. No wonder that Johanna rubbed her eyes, and asked herself if she were really awake?
And yet she couldn't find it, even though the chair was there, just like always, with its wide, spread-out arms and its worn, faded paint and gold detailing. It was no surprise that Johanna rubbed her eyes and wondered if she was really awake.
What could account for such a phenomenon? The chair was a fixture too, and the others in the shop were of a widely different make and construction, so it could not have been changed.
What could explain such a phenomenon? The chair was a permanent piece, and the others in the shop were made very differently, so it couldn't have been swapped out.
"Alas! alas!" mourned Johanna, "my mind is full of horrible surmises, and yet I can form no rational conjecture. I suspect everything, and know nothing. What can I do? What ought I to do, to relieve myself from this state of horrible suspense? Am I really in a place where, by some frightful ingenuity, murder has become bold and familiar, or can it be all a delusion?"
"Oh no! Oh no!" cried Johanna, "my thoughts are full of terrible fears, and yet I can’t come up with any logical explanation. I doubt everything, and know nothing. What can I do? What should I do to free myself from this awful uncertainty? Am I truly in a place where, through some horrifying cleverness, murder has become brazen and routine, or is this all just a fantasy?"
She covered her face with her hands for a time, and when she uncovered them, she saw that Sweeney Todd was staring at her with looks of suspicion from the inner room.
She covered her face with her hands for a while, and when she uncovered them, she saw that Sweeney Todd was staring at her with a suspicious look from the inner room.
The necessity of instantly acting her part came over Johanna, and she gave a loud scream.
The need to immediately play her role hit Johanna, and she let out a loud scream.
"What the devil is all this about?" said Todd, advancing with a sinister expression. "What's the meaning of it? I suspect—"
"What the heck is all this about?" said Todd, coming forward with a dark look on his face. "What's the point of it? I have a feeling—"
"Yes, sir," said Johanna, "and so do I; I must to-morrow have it out."
"Yes, sir," said Johanna, "and I feel the same; I need to get it sorted out tomorrow."
"Have what out?"
"What's out?"
"My tooth, sir—it's been aching for some hours; did you ever have the toothache? If you did, you can feel for me, and not wonder that I lean my head upon my hands and groan."
"My tooth, sir—it's been hurting for a few hours; have you ever had a toothache? If you have, you can understand what I'm going through, and it’s no surprise that I’m resting my head on my hands and groaning."
Todd looked about half satisfied at this excuse of Johanna's, and for a few moments as he looked at her, she thought that after all she should have to call upon her friends in the cupboard to save her from the danger that his eyes, in their flashing ghastliness, threatened. Another moment, and her lips would have parted with the shrill cry of "Murder!" upon them, and then Heaven only knows what might have been the result; but he turned suddenly, and went into the parlour, muttering to himself—
Todd looked about half satisfied with Johanna's excuse, and for a few moments, as he gazed at her, she thought she might have to call on her friends in the cupboard to protect her from the danger his eyes, in their frightening intensity, posed. In another moment, her lips would have parted with a sharp cry of "Murder!" and then Heaven only knows what might have happened; but he suddenly turned and went into the parlor, muttering to himself—
"It is not worth while now, and this night ends it all—yes, this night ends it all."
"It’s not worth it anymore, and this night wraps everything up—yes, this night wraps everything up."
He slammed the door violently behind him, and Johanna was relieved from the horror which his gaze had awakened, in her heart. She stood still, but gradually she recovered her former calmness—if calmness it could at all be called, seeing that it was only a stiller species of agitation.
He slammed the door shut behind him, and Johanna felt a sense of relief from the terror his gaze had stirred in her heart. She remained still, but slowly she regained her previous composure—if it could even be called composure, since it was just a quieter form of anxiety.
But she now began to recall the words of Sir Richard Blunt to the effect that measures had been taken that no more murders could be committed by Todd, and she began to feel comforted.
But she now started to remember Sir Richard Blunt's words, saying that steps had been taken to ensure that Todd couldn't commit any more murders, and she began to feel reassured.
"There is something that I do not know yet," she said; "Sir Richard should have told me how there could be no more murders done here, and then I should not have suffered what I did, and what I still suffer with the thought that almost before my eyes a fellow creature has been hurried into eternity; and yet I ought to have faith, and in defiance of all the seeming evidences of a horrible deed about me, I ought, I suppose, to believe that it has been prevented in some most strange and miraculous way."
"There’s something I still don’t know," she said. "Sir Richard should have explained how no more murders can occur here, and then I wouldn’t have had to endure what I did, or what I still feel, thinking that right before my eyes, someone was rushed into eternity. And yet, I should have faith; despite all the apparent signs of a terrible act around me, I guess I should believe that it has somehow been prevented in some strange and miraculous way."
The more Johanna thought over this promise of Sir Richard Blunt's the more she became convinced that he would never have given utterance to it if he had not felt perfectly sure it would be fulfilled, and so she got comforted, and once again resolved to play her part in that dreadful drama of real life, in the vortex of which, with the purest and the holiest of motives, she had plunged recklessly, we will admit, but yet from motives entitling her to sympathy on earth, and protection in heaven.
The more Johanna thought about Sir Richard Blunt's promise, the more she became convinced that he wouldn’t have said it if he wasn’t absolutely sure it would be kept. This thought comforted her, and she once again resolved to do her part in that awful reality show of life, into which she had recklessly jumped, we’ll admit, yet her reasons were worthy of sympathy on earth and protection in heaven.
Todd remained for a considerable time in the parlour; and when he came out, Johanna saw that he had made some alteration in his apparel. The first words he uttered were—
Todd stayed in the living room for quite a while, and when he came out, Johanna noticed that he had changed his clothes a bit. The first words he said were—
"Keep a good fire, Charley."
"Keep the fire going, Charley."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"Did you ever see a house on fire, my boy?"
"Have you ever seen a house on fire, my boy?"
"I never did, sir."
"I never did, sir."
"Ah! It must be an amusing sight—a very amusing sight, especially if the conflagration spreads, and one has an opportunity of viewing it from the water. Talking of water, the lady who was here this morning—Mrs. Lovett—was very fond of water, and now she has got plenty of it. Ah!"
"Wow! It must be a hilarious sight—a really funny sight, especially if the fire spreads, and you can watch it from the water. Speaking of water, the woman who was here this morning—Mrs. Lovett—really loved water, and now she has plenty of it. Wow!"
"Really, sir? Has she gone to the sea-side?"
"Seriously, sir? Has she gone to the beach?"
Johanna looked Todd rather hard in the face as she spoke these words, and the close observation seemed to anger him, for he spoke hastily and sharply—
Johanna stared at Todd intently as she said these words, and the close scrutiny appeared to irritate him, causing him to respond quickly and sharply—
"What is it to you? Get out of my way, will you? and you may begin to think of shutting up, I think, for we shall have no more customers to-night. I am tired and weary. You are to sleep under the counter, you know."
"What does it matter to you? Move aside, will you? And you might want to start thinking about keeping quiet, because we won’t have any more customers tonight. I’m exhausted. You need to sleep under the counter, you know."
"Yes, sir, you told me so. I daresay I shall be very comfortable there."
"Yes, sir, you mentioned that. I must say I think I will be quite comfortable there."
"And you have not been peeping and prying about, have you?"
"And you haven't been snooping around, have you?"
"Not at all."
"Not at all."
"Not looking even into that cupboard, I suppose, eh? It's not locked, but that's no reason why you should look into it—not that there is any secrets in it; but I object to peeping and prying upon principle."
"Not even going to check that cupboard, huh? It's not locked, but that doesn't mean you should open it—not that there are any secrets inside; I just don't like people snooping around, on principle."
Todd, as he spoke, advanced towards the cupboard, and Johanna thought that in another moment a discovery would undoubtedly take place of the two officers who were there concealed; and probably that would have been the case, had not the handle of the shop door been turned at that moment, and a man presented himself, when Todd turned quickly, and saw that he was a substantial-looking farmer, with dirty top-boots, as if he had just come off a journey.
Todd, while he was talking, moved toward the cupboard, and Johanna thought that in just a moment they would definitely discover the two officers hidden there; and that likely would have happened, if the handle of the shop door hadn't turned at that moment, and a man walked in. Todd quickly turned around and saw that it was a sturdy-looking farmer, with muddy tall boots, as if he had just returned from a trip.
"Well, master," said the visitor, "I wants a clean shave."
"Well, boss," said the visitor, "I want a clean shave."
"Oh," said Todd, not in the best of humours, "it's rather late; but I suppose you would not like to wait till morning, for I don't know if I have any hot water."
"Oh," Todd said, not in the best mood, "it's pretty late; but I guess you wouldn't want to wait until morning, because I'm not sure if I have any hot water."
"Oh, cold will do."
"Oh, cold is fine."
"Cold? Oh, dear no; we never shave in cold water; and if you must, you must; so sit down, sir, and we will soon settle the business."
"Cold? Oh no, we never shave with cold water; but if you have to, you have to. So sit down, sir, and we'll take care of this quickly."
"Thank you, thank you. I can't go to bed comfortable without a clean shave, do you see? I have come up from Braintree with beasts on commission, and I'm staying at the Bull's Head, you see."
"Thanks, thanks. I can't sleep well without a clean shave, you know? I came up from Braintree with some animals on commission, and I'm staying at the Bull's Head, you see."
"Oh, indeed," said Todd, as he adjusted the shaving cloth, "the Bull's Head."
"Oh, definitely," said Todd, as he adjusted the shaving cloth, "the Bull's Head."
"Yes, master; why I brought up a matter o' 220 beasts, I did, do you see, and was on my pooney, as good a stepper as you'd wish to see; and I sold 'em all, do you see, for 550 pun. Ho, ho! good work that, do you see, and only forty-two on 'em was my beasts, do you see; I've got a missus at home, and a daughter; my girl's called Johanna—a-hem!"
"Yes, boss; the reason I mentioned the 220 animals is that I was on my pony, which was as good a trotter as you’d want to see; and I sold all of them, you see, for 550 pounds. Ha, that was a great deal, you know, and only forty-two of them were mine; I've got a wife at home and a daughter; my girl's name is Johanna—uh-huh!"
Up to this point Johanna had not suspected that the game had begun, and that this was no other than Sir Richard himself, most admirably disguised, who had come to put an end to the mal-practices of Sweeney Todd; but his marked pronunciation of her name at once opened her eyes to that fact, and she knew that something interesting must soon happen.
Up to this point, Johanna hadn’t realized that the game had started and that it was none other than Sir Richard himself, cleverly disguised, who had come to put an end to Sweeney Todd’s wrongdoing; but his distinct way of pronouncing her name immediately made her aware of the truth, and she knew that something exciting was about to happen.
"And so you sold them all?" said Todd.
"And so you sold all of them?" Todd asked.
"Yes, master, I did, and I've got the money in my pocket now, in bank-notes; I never leaves my money about at inns, do you see, master; safe bind, safe find, you see; I carries it about with me."
"Yes, master, I did, and I've got the cash in my pocket now, in banknotes; I never leave my money lying around at inns, you see, master; safe bind, safe find, you see; I carry it with me."
"A good plan, too," said Todd; "Charley, some hot water; that's a good lad—and—and—Charley?"
"A good plan, too," said Todd; "Charley, some hot water; that's a good guy—and—and—Charley?"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"While I am finishing off this gentleman, you may as well just run to the Temple to Mr. Serjeant Toldrunis and ask for his wig; we shall have to do it in the morning, and may as well have it the first thing in the day to begin upon; and you need not hurry, Charley, as we shall shut up when you come back."
"While I finish up with this gentleman, you might as well run over to the Temple to Mr. Serjeant Toldrunis and ask for his wig; we’ll need to do it in the morning, so it’s better to get it first thing to start with; and there’s no rush, Charley, as we’ll close up when you get back."
"Very good, sir."
"Sounds great, sir."
Johanna walked out, but went no further than the shop window, close to which she placed her eyes, so that, between a pomatum jar and a lot of hair brushes, she could clearly see what was going on.
Johanna stepped outside but didn't go beyond the shop window, where she positioned herself to look closely between a pomade jar and a bunch of hair brushes, allowing her to see everything happening inside clearly.
"A nice-looking little lad, that," said Todd's customer.
"A good-looking little boy, that," said Todd's customer.
"Very, sir; an orphan boy; I took him out of charity, poor little fellow; but then, we ought to try to do all the good we can."
"Yes, sir; he's an orphan boy; I took him in out of kindness, the poor little guy; but we should really try to do as much good as we can."
"Just so; I'm glad I have come to be shaved here. Mine's rather a strong beard, I think, do you see."
"Exactly, I'm glad I came here to get shaved. I have a pretty thick beard, don't you think?"
"Why, sir, in a manner of speaking," replied Todd, "it is a strong beard. I suppose you didn't come to London alone, sir?"
"Well, in a way," Todd replied, "it's quite a strong beard. I take it you didn't come to London by yourself, did you?"
CHAPTER CX.
TODD'S HOUR HAS COME.
The hideous face that Todd made above the head of his customer at this moment, was more like that which Mephistopheles might have made, after achieving the destruction of a human soul, than anything human. Sir Richard Blunt quickly replied to Todd's question, by saying—
The awful face that Todd made above his customer's head at that moment looked more like something Mephistopheles would have made after ruining a human soul than anything human. Sir Richard Blunt quickly responded to Todd's question by saying—
"Oh, yes, quite alone; except the drovers I had no company with me; why do you ask?"
"Oh, yes, completely alone; aside from the drovers, I had no one with me; why do you ask?"
"Why, sir, I thought if you had any gentleman with you who might be waiting at the Bull's Head, you would recommend him to me if anything was wanting in my way, you know, sir; you might have just left him, saying you were going to Todd the barber's, to have a clean shave, sir."
"Why, sir, I thought if you had any gentleman with you who might be waiting at the Bull's Head, you'd recommend him to me if I needed anything, you know, sir; you might have just left him, saying you were going to Todd the barber's for a clean shave, sir."
"No, not at all; the fact is, I did not come out to have a shave, but a walk, and it wasn't till I gave my chin a stroke, and found what a beard I had, that I thought of it; and then passing your shop, in I popped, do you see."
"No, not really; the truth is, I didn’t go out to get a shave, but to take a walk, and it wasn’t until I touched my chin and realized how much of a beard I had that I thought about it; then, as I was passing your shop, I just popped in, you know."
"Exactly, sir, I comprehend; you are quite alone in London?"
"Exactly, sir, I understand; you are all alone in London?"
"Oh, quite; but when I come again, I'll come to you to be shaved, you may depend, and I'll recommend you, too."
"Oh, definitely; but when I come back, I'll come to you for a shave, you can count on it, and I'll also recommend you."
"I'm very much obliged to you," said Todd, as he passed his hand over the chin of his customer, "I'm very much obliged; I find I must give you another lather, sir, and I'll get another razor with a keener edge, now that I have taken off all the rough, as one may say, in a manner of speaking."
"I'm really grateful to you," said Todd, as he ran his hand over his customer's chin, "I'm really grateful; I see I need to give you another lather, sir, and I'll grab a sharper razor since I've already taken off all the rough spots, so to speak."
"Oh, I shall do."
"Oh, I'll do it."
"No, no, don't move, sir, I shall not detain you a moment; I have my other razors in the next room, and will polish you off now, sir, before you will know where you are; you know, sir, you have promised to recommend me, so I must do the best I can with you."
"No, no, don’t move, sir, I won’t take up any of your time; I have my other razors in the next room, and I’ll finish you up quickly, sir, before you even realize it; you know, sir, you promised to recommend me, so I need to do my best with you."
"Well, well, a clean shave is a comfort, but don't be long, for I want to get back, do you see."
"Well, a clean shave feels nice, but don't take too long because I want to get back, you know?"
"Not a moment, not a moment."
"Not a second, not a second."
Sweeney Todd walked into his back-parlour, conveying with him the only light that was in the shop, so that the dim glimpse that, up to this time, Johanna from the outside had contrived to get of what was going on, was denied to her; and all that met her eyes was impenetrable darkness.
Sweeney Todd walked into his back parlor, bringing with him the only light in the shop, so the faint view that Johanna had managed to catch from outside of what was happening was taken away from her; all she could see was impenetrable darkness.
Oh, what a world of anxious agonising sensations crossed the mind of the young and beautiful girl at that moment. She felt as if some great crisis in her history had arrived, and that she was condemned to look in vain into darkness to see of what it consisted.
Oh, what a whirlwind of anxious, agonizing feelings flooded the mind of the young and beautiful girl at that moment. She felt as if a major turning point in her life had arrived, and that she was doomed to look helplessly into the darkness to figure out what it was all about.
We must not, however, allow the reader to remain in the same state of mystification, which came over the perceptive faculties of Johanna Oakley; but we shall proceed to state clearly and distinctly what did happen in the barber's shop while he went to get an uncommonly keen razor in his back-parlour.
We shouldn't let the reader stay as confused as Johanna Oakley was, so we'll clearly explain what happened in the barber's shop while he went to fetch an unusually sharp razor from his back room.
The moment his back was turned, the seeming farmer who had made such a good thing of his beasts, sprang from the shaving chair, as if he had been electrified; and yet he did not do it with any appearance of fright, nor did he make any noise. It was only astonishingly quick, and then he placed himself close to the window, and waited patiently with his eyes fixed upon the chair, to see what would happen next.
The instant his back was turned, the supposed farmer who had benefited so much from his animals jumped out of the shaving chair, as if he had been shocked; yet he did it without showing any fear or making any noise. It was incredibly quick, and then he positioned himself right by the window, waiting calmly with his eyes locked on the chair to see what would happen next.
In the space of about a quarter of a minute, there came from the next room a sound like the rapid drawing back of a heavy bolt, and then in an instant, the shaving chair disappeared beneath the floor; and the circumstances by which Sweeney Todd's customers disappeared was evident.
In about fifteen seconds, there was a sound from the next room like a heavy bolt being quickly pulled back, and then suddenly, the shaving chair vanished into the floor; it was clear how Sweeney Todd's customers disappeared.
There was a piece of the flooring turning upon a centre, and the weight of the chair when a bolt was withdrawn by means of simple leverage from the inner room, weighed down one end of the top, which, by a little apparatus, was to swing completely round, there being another chair on the under surface, which thus became the upper, exactly resembling the one in which the unhappy customer was supposed to be 'polished off.'
There was a part of the floor that rotated around a center, and when a bolt was removed using simple leverage from the inner room, the weight of the chair caused one end of the top to tilt. With a small mechanism, it was meant to swing all the way around, revealing another chair on the underside, which then became the top one, looking exactly like the one in which the unfortunate customer was supposed to be 'taken care of.'
Hence was it that in one moment, as if by magic, Sweeney Todd's visitors disappeared, and there was the empty chair. No doubt, he trusted to a fall of about twenty feet below, on to a stone floor, to be the death of them, or, at all events, to stun them until he could go down to finish the murder, and—to cut them up for Mrs. Lovett's pies! after robbing them of all the money and valuables they might have about them.
So it was that in an instant, almost like magic, Sweeney Todd's visitors vanished, leaving behind an empty chair. He surely relied on a drop of around twenty feet to a stone floor to kill them, or at least to knock them out until he could go down to finish the job and—turn them into meat for Mrs. Lovett's pies!—after taking all the money and valuables they might have had on them.
In another moment, the sound as of a bolt was again heard, and Sir Richard Blunt, who had played the part of the wealthy farmer, feeling that the trap was closed again, seated himself in the new chair that had made its appearance with all the nonchalance in life, as if nothing had happened.
In a moment, the sound of a bolt was heard again, and Sir Richard Blunt, who had been acting as the wealthy farmer, realizing that the trap was closed once more, casually sat down in the new chair that had appeared, as if nothing had happened.
It was a full minute before Todd ventured to look from the parlour into the darkened shop, and then he shook so that he had to hold by the door to steady himself.
It was a full minute before Todd dared to look from the living room into the shadowy shop, and then he shook so much that he had to grab the door to steady himself.
"That's done," he said. "That's the last, I hope. It is time I finished; I never felt so nervous since the first time. Then I did quake a little. How quiet he went: I have sometimes had a shriek ringing in my ears for a whole week."
"That's done," he said. "That's the last one, I hope. It’s time I finished; I’ve never felt so nervous since the first time. Back then, I was a bit shaky. He got so quiet: sometimes I’ve had a scream echoing in my ears for an entire week."
It was a large high-backed piece of furniture that shaving chair, so that, when Todd crept into the shop with the light in his hand, he had not the remotest idea it was tenanted; but when he got round it, and saw his customer calmly waiting with the lather upon his face, the cry of horror that came gurgling and gushing from his throat was horrible to hear.
It was a big high-backed shaving chair, so when Todd sneaked into the shop with the light in his hand, he had no idea it was occupied. But when he got around it and saw his customer calmly waiting with lather on his face, the scream of horror that came gurgling from his throat was terrifying to hear.
"Why, what's the matter," said Sir Richard.
"What's the matter?" Sir Richard asked.
"O God, the dead! the dead! O God!" cried Todd, "this is the beginning of my punishment. Have mercy, Heaven! oh, do not look upon me with those dead eyes."
"O God, the dead! The dead! O God!" Todd cried, "This is the start of my punishment. Have mercy, Heaven! Oh, please don't look at me with those lifeless eyes."
"Murderer!" shouted Sir Richard, in a voice that rung like the blast of a trumpet through the house.
"Murderer!" shouted Sir Richard, in a voice that echoed like a trumpet blast through the house.
In an instant he sprang upon Sweeney Todd, and grappled him by the throat. There was a short struggle, and they were down upon the floor together, but Todd's wrists were suddenly laid hold of, and a pair of handcuffs most scientifically put upon him by the officers who, at the word 'murderer,' that being a preconcerted signal, came from the cupboard where they had been concealed.
In an instant, he jumped on Sweeney Todd and grabbed him by the throat. There was a brief struggle, and they both ended up on the floor, but Todd's wrists were suddenly grabbed, and a pair of handcuffs were expertly placed on him by the officers who, at the word 'murderer'—a prearranged signal—emerged from the cupboard where they had been hiding.
"Secure him well, my men," said the magistrate, "and don't let him lay violent hands upon himself."
"Make sure to secure him well, my men," said the magistrate, "and don't let him harm himself."

Sweeney Todd's Hour Has Come.
Sweeney Todd's time has come.
Johanna rushed into the shop, and clung to the arm of Sir Richard, crying—
Johanna hurried into the shop and grabbed Sir Richard's arm, crying—
"Is it all over! Is it indeed all done now?"
"Is it really over? Is it really all finished now?"
"It is, Miss Oakley."
"That's right, Miss Oakley."
The moment Todd heard these few words addressed to Charley Green as he thought him, he turned his glassy blood-shot eyes upon Johanna, and glared at her for the space of about half a minute in silence. He then, although handcuffed, made a sudden and violent effort to reach her, but he was in too experienced hands, and he was held back most effectually.
The moment Todd heard those few words directed at Charley Green, as he thought of him, he turned his glassy, bloodshot eyes toward Johanna and stared at her in silence for about half a minute. Then, even though he was handcuffed, he made a sudden and desperate attempt to reach her, but he was in too skilled hands, and they effectively held him back.
He struck his forehead with his fettered hands, making a gash in it from which the blood flowed freely, as in infuriated accents, he said—
He hit his forehead with his bound hands, creating a cut that bled freely, as he said in a furious tone—
"Oh fool—fool, to be cheated by a girl! I had my suspicions that the boy was a spy, but I never thought for one moment there was a disguise of sex. Oh, idiot! idiot! And who are you, sir?"
"Oh fool—fool, to be tricked by a girl! I suspected the boy might be a spy, but I never considered for a second that there was a gender disguise. Oh, idiot! idiot! And who are you, sir?"
"I am Sir Richard Blunt."
"I'm Sir Richard Blunt."
Todd groaned and staggered. The officers would have let him sit down in the shaving chair for a moment or two to recover from the shock his mind had sustained by his capture, but when he found that it was the shaving chair he was led to, he shuddered, and in a wailing voice, said—
Todd groaned and stumbled. The officers would have let him sit in the shaving chair for a minute or two to recover from the shock of being captured, but when he realized it was the shaving chair they were taking him to, he shuddered and said in a wailing voice—
"No—no! not there—not there! Anywhere but there. I dare not sit there!"
"No—no! Not there—not there! Anywhere but there. I can’t sit there!"
"It isn't worth while sitting at all," said Crotchet. "I'm blowed if I ain't all crumpled up in a blessed mummy by being in that cupboard so jolly long. All my joints is a-going crinkley-crankley."
"It’s not worth sitting at all," said Crotchet. "I swear I’m all crumpled up like a mummy from being in that cupboard for so long. All my joints are going crinkly-crankly."
Todd looked in the face of Sir Richard Blunt, and in a faint voice spoke—
Todd looked at Sir Richard Blunt and, in a quiet voice, said—
"I—I don't feel very well. There's a little drop of cordial medicine that I often take in my coat pocket. You see I can't get at it, my hands being manacled. I only want to take a drop to comfort me."
"I—I don’t feel so great. There’s a little bit of medicine I usually take in my coat pocket. The thing is, I can’t reach it because my hands are chained. I just want to take a drop to feel better."
"Get it out, Crotchet," said Sir Richard.
"Spit it out, Crotchet," said Sir Richard.
"Here ye is," said Crotchet, as he produced a little bottle, with a pale straw-coloured liquid in, from Todd's pocket.
"Here you go," said Crotchet, as he took out a small bottle filled with a pale straw-colored liquid from Todd's pocket.
"Give it to me. Oh, give it to me," said Todd. "I will thank you much. It will recover me. Give it to me!"
"Give it to me. Oh, please give it to me," said Todd. "I will be very grateful. It will help me feel better. Just give it to me!"
"No, Todd," said Sir Richard, as he took the little bottle and put it in his own pocket. "I do not intend, if I can help it, to permit you to evade the law by poisoning yourself."
"No, Todd," Sir Richard said as he took the small bottle and put it in his pocket. "I don't plan to let you escape the law by poisoning yourself, if I can help it."
Finding himself thus defeated in his insidious attempt upon his own life, Todd got quite frantic with rage, and had a grand struggle with the officers, in his endeavours to get at some of the razors that were near at hand in the shop; but they effectually prevented him from doing so, and finally he became too much exhausted to make any further efforts.
Finding himself defeated in his sneaky attempt on his own life, Todd got really angry and had a big fight with the officers as he tried to grab some of the razors that were nearby in the shop. However, they successfully stopped him from doing so, and eventually, he became too tired to keep trying.
"My curses be upon you all!" he said. "May you, and all who belong to you—"
"My curses are on all of you!" he said. "May you, and everyone connected to you—"
But we cannot transcribe the horrible denunciations of Todd. They were too horrible even for the officers to listen to with patience, and Sir Richard Blunt, turning to Johanna, said—
But we can’t repeat the terrible accusations Todd made. They were too awful for even the officers to hear without losing their cool, and Sir Richard Blunt turned to Johanna and said—
"Run over the way to your friends at the fruiterer's. All is over now, and your disguise is no longer needed."
"Head over to your friends at the fruit shop. It’s all done now, and you don’t need your disguise anymore."
Johanna did not pause another moment, but ran over the way, and in the course of a few moments she was in the arms of the fruiterer's daughter, where she relieved her overcharged heart by weeping bitterly.
Johanna didn't hesitate for a second, but sprinted over, and within moments she was in the arms of the fruit seller's daughter, where she let her heavy heart out by crying hard.
"Shut up the shop, Crotchet," said Sir Richard Blunt, "and then get a coach. I will lodge this man at once in Newgate, and then we will see to Mrs. Lovett."
"Close the shop, Crotchet," said Sir Richard Blunt, "and then grab a coach. I’ll take this man straight to Newgate, and then we’ll deal with Mrs. Lovett."
At this name Todd looked up.
At this name, Todd raised his head.
"She has escaped you," he said.
"She got away from you," he said.
"I don't think so," responded Sir Richard.
"I don't think so," replied Sir Richard.
"But I say she has—she is dead: she fell into the Thames this morning and was drowned."
"But I say she’s gone—she's dead: she fell into the Thames this morning and drowned."
"Oh, you allude to your pushing her into the river this morning near London-bridge?" said Sir Richard. "I saw that affair myself."
"Oh, are you referring to your shoving her into the river this morning by London Bridge?" said Sir Richard. "I saw that happen myself."
Todd glared at him.
Todd shot him a glare.
"But it was not of much consequence. We got her out, and she is all right again now at her shop in Bell-yard."
"But it didn't really matter. We got her out, and she's doing fine now at her shop in Bell-yard."
Todd held his hands over his eyes for some moments, and then he said in a low voice—
Todd covered his eyes for a moment, and then he said quietly—
"It is all a dream, or I am mad."
"It’s all just a dream, or I’m crazy."
Crotchet, in obedience to the orders he had received, put up the shutters of Todd's shop, and then fetched a coach, during the whole of which time, Sir Richard Blunt himself kept his hand upon Todd's collar, so that he could control him if he should again become so violent as he had been.
Crotchet, following the orders he had been given, closed the shutters of Todd's shop and then called for a coach. Throughout this time, Sir Richard Blunt kept his hand on Todd's collar to keep him under control in case he became violent again like before.
The spirit to struggle was, however, gone from Todd for the time being. Indeed, he seemed to be completely stunned by his capture, and to be able only to see things darkly. He was yet to awaken to a full consciousness of his situation, and let that awakening be when it would, it was sure to be awful.
The drive to fight was, however, absent from Todd for now. In fact, he appeared to be completely shocked by his capture, only able to perceive things in a dim light. He had yet to fully grasp the reality of his situation, and whenever that realization came, it was bound to be devastating.
"All's right," said Crotchet. "Here's the vehicle, and the crib is shut up."
"Everything's good," said Crotchet. "Here’s the vehicle, and the crib is locked up."
"Crotchet!"
"Crap!"
"Yes, your worship. What is it? Why, you never looked at a feller in that sort of way before."
"Yes, your honor. What’s going on? You’ve never looked at someone like that before."
"I never did have anything so important to say to you, Crotchet, nor did I ever place in your hands so important a trust. It is one that will make you or mar you, Crotchet. I have myself important business here, or I would myself take this man to Newgate. As it is, Crotchet, I wish to entrust you with that important piece of duty, and I rely upon you, Crotchet, for keeping an eye upon him, and delivering him in safety."
"I never had anything that important to say to you, Crotchet, nor did I ever trust you with something so significant. This responsibility could make or break you, Crotchet. I have important business to attend to, or I would take this man to Newgate myself. As it stands, Crotchet, I need to hand this important task over to you, and I'm counting on you to keep an eye on him and deliver him safely."
"It's as good as done," said Crotchet. "If he gets away from me, he has only another individual to do, and that's the old gent as is down below, with the long tail. Lor' bless you, sir, didn't I say from the first, as Todd smugged the people as comed to him to be shaved?"
"It's as good as done," said Crotchet. "If he escapes from me, he only has one more person to deal with, and that's the old guy down below, with the long tail. Honestly, sir, didn't I say from the start that Todd tricked the people who came to him for a shave?"
"You did, Crotchet."
"You did, Crotchet."
"Werry good. Then does yer think as I'm the feller all for to let him go when once I've got a hold of him? Rather not!"
"Were you serious? Do you really think I’m the kind of guy who would just let him go once I’ve got a hold of him? Absolutely not!"
"I entrust you with him then, Crotchet. Take him away. I give him entirely into your hands."
"I’m trusting you with him then, Crotchet. Take him away. I’m handing him completely over to you."
Upon this, Crotchet slid his arm beneath that of Sweeney Todd, and looking in his face with a most grotesque air of satisfaction, he said, "kim up—kim up!"
Upon this, Crotchet slid his arm under Sweeney Todd's and, looking at his face with a very exaggerated look of satisfaction, he said, "Come on—come on!"
He then, by an immense exertion of strength, hoisted Todd completely over the door step, after which, catching him with both hands about the small of his back, he pitched him into the coach.
He then, with a tremendous effort, lifted Todd all the way over the door step, and after that, grabbing him with both hands around his lower back, he tossed him into the carriage.
"My eye," said the coachman, "has the gemman had a drop too much?"
"My friend," said the coachman, "has the gentleman had a bit too much to drink?"
"He will have," said Crotchet, "some o' these odd days. To Newgate—to Newgate."
"He will have," said Crotchet, "some of these strange days. To Newgate—to Newgate."
Crotchet rode inside along with Todd "for fear he should be dull," he said, and the other officer got up outside the coach, and then off it went to that dreadful building that Todd had often grimly smiled at as he passed, but into which as a resident he had never expected to enter.
Crotchet rode inside with Todd, saying it was "to keep him from being bored," and the other officer climbed up outside the coach. Then, off they went to that awful building that Todd had often grimaced at while passing by but had never thought he would actually enter as a resident.
Sir Richard Blunt remained in the shop of Sweeney Todd. The oil lamp that hung by a chain from the ceiling shed a tolerable light over all objects, and no sooner had the magistrate fastened the outer door after the departure of Crotchet with Todd, than he stamped three times heavily upon the floor of the shop.
Sir Richard Blunt stayed in Sweeney Todd's shop. The oil lamp hanging from a chain in the ceiling cast a decent light over everything, and as soon as the magistrate locked the outer door after Crotchet left with Todd, he stamped three times hard on the shop floor.
This signal was immediately answered by three distinct taps from underneath the floor, and then the magistrate stamped again in the same manner.
This signal was quickly replied to with three sharp taps from beneath the floor, and then the magistrate stamped again in the same way.
The effect of all this stamping and counter-signals was immediately very apparent. The great chair which has played so prominent a part in he atrocities of Sweeney Todd slowly sunk, and the revolving plank hung suspended by its axle, while a voice from below called out—
The impact of all this stamping and counter-signals was quickly clear. The large chair that has been so central in the horrors of Sweeney Todd gradually sank, and the rotating plank hung still by its axle, while a voice from below shouted—
"Is all right, sir?"
"Is everything okay, sir?"
"Yes, Crotchet has taken him to Newgate. I am now alone. Come up."
"Yeah, Crotchet has taken him to Newgate. I'm alone now. Come upstairs."
"We are coming, sir. We all heard a little disturbance, but the floor is very thick you know, sir. So we could not take upon ourselves to say exactly what was happening."
"We're on our way, sir. We heard a small commotion, but the floor is quite thick, you know, sir. So we couldn't confidently say what was happening."
"Oh, it's all right. He resisted, but by this time he is within the stone walls of Newgate. Let me lend you a hand."
"Oh, it's fine. He fought back, but by now he's inside the stone walls of Newgate. Let me help you out."
Sir Richard Blunt stooped over the aperture in the floor, and the first person that got up was no other than Mr. Wrankley the Tobacconist.
Sir Richard Blunt bent down over the opening in the floor, and the first person to stand up was none other than Mr. Wrankley the Tobacconist.
"How do you feel after your tumble?" said Sir Richard.
"How do you feel after your fall?" said Sir Richard.
"Oh, very well. The fact is they caught me so capitally below that it was quite easy. Todd did not think it worth his while to come down to see if I were alive or dead."
"Oh, fine. The truth is they caught me so badly below that it was really easy. Todd didn't think it was worth his time to come down and check if I was alive or dead."
"Ah, that was the only chance; but of course if he had done so he must have been taken at once into custody—that would have been all. Come on, my friends, come on. Our trouble with regard to Todd is over now, I think."
"Ah, that was our only chance; but of course if he had done that, he would have been arrested immediately—that would have been it. Come on, guys, let’s go. I think our issues with Todd are behind us now."
The two churchwardens of St. Dunstan's and the beadle, and four of Sir Richard Blunt's officers, and the fruiterer from opposite, now came up from below the shop of Sweeney Todd, where they had been all waiting to catch Mr. Wrankley when the chair should descend with him.
The two churchwardens of St. Dunstan's, the beadle, four of Sir Richard Blunt's officers, and the fruit vendor from across the street now came up from below Sweeney Todd's shop, where they had all been waiting to catch Mr. Wrankley when the chair would come down with him.
"Conwulsions!" said the beadle, "I runned agin everybody when I seed him a-coming. I thought to myself, if a parochial authority had been served in that 'ere way, there would have been an end of the world at once."
"Convulsions!" said the beadle, "I ran away from everyone when I saw him coming. I thought to myself, if a local authority had been treated that way, it would have been the end of the world right then."
"I had some idea of asking you at one time to play that little part for me," said Sir Richard.
"I thought about asking you to play that small role for me at one point," said Sir Richard.
"Conwulsions! had you, sir?"
"Seizures! Did you, sir?"
"Yes. But now, my friends, let us make a careful search of this house; and among the first things we have to do is, to remove all the combustible materials that Todd has stowed in various parts of it, for unless I am much deceived, the premises are in such a state that the merest accident would set them in a blaze."
"Yes. But now, friends, let’s carefully search this house; one of the first things we need to do is remove all the flammable materials that Todd has hidden in different places because, unless I'm mistaken, the place is in such a condition that even a small accident could ignite it."
"Conwulsions!" then cried the beadle. "I ain't declared out of danger yet then!"
"Convulsions!" the beadle shouted. "So I'm not out of danger yet!"
CHAPTER CXI.
MRS. LOVETT PLANS.
We hasten to Bell Yard again.
We hurry back to Bell Yard.
Mrs. Lovett's immersion in the Thames had really not done her much harm. Perhaps the river was a little purer than we now find it, and probably it had not entirely got rid of its name of the "Silver Thames"—an appellation that now would be really out of place, unless we can imagine some silver of a much more dingy hue than silver ordinarily presents to the eye of the observer.
Mrs. Lovett's plunge into the Thames hadn't really harmed her much. Maybe the river was a bit cleaner than it is today, and it probably hadn’t completely lost its nickname, the "Silver Thames"—a name that would definitely seem out of place now, unless we can imagine some silver that's a lot duller than what we usually see.
She soon, we find, settled in her own mind a plan of action, notwithstanding the rather complicated and embarrassing circumstances in which she found herself placed. That plan of action had for its basis the impeachment of Todd as a murderer, at the same time that it looked forward to her own escape from the hands of justice. Her first action was to quiet the cook in the regions below, for if she did not take some such step, she was very much afraid her establishment might come to a stand-still some few hours before she intended that it should do so.
She quickly figured out a plan, despite the complicated and awkward situation she was in. Her plan focused on accusing Todd of murder while also ensuring her own escape from justice. Her first move was to calm the cook downstairs, because if she didn’t take this step, she was worried her operation might come to a halt hours before she wanted it to.
With this object, she wrote upon a little slip of paper the following words, and passed it into the cellar through an almost imperceptible crevice in the flooring of the shop—
With this object, she wrote on a small piece of paper the following words and slipped it into the cellar through a barely noticeable crack in the shop's floor—
"Early to-morrow morning you shall have your liberty, together with gold to take you where you please. All I require of you is, that you do your ordinary duty to-night, and send up the nine o'clock batch of pies."
"Early tomorrow morning, you’ll be free to go, along with some money to take you wherever you want. All I ask is that you do your usual job tonight and send up the batch of pies at nine o'clock."
This, she considered, could not but have its due effect upon the discontented cook; and having transmitted it to him in the manner we have described, she sat down at her desk to write the impeachment of Todd. In the course of an hour, Mrs. Lovett had filled two pages of writing paper with a full account of how persons met their death in the barber's shop. She sealed the letter, and directed it to Sir Richard Blunt in a bold free hand.
This, she thought, would definitely have an impact on the unhappy cook; and after relaying it to him as we've described, she sat down at her desk to write up the charges against Todd. Within an hour, Mrs. Lovett had filled two pages of writing paper with a detailed account of how people met their end in the barber's shop. She sealed the letter and addressed it to Sir Richard Blunt in a clear, confident hand.
"It is done," she said. "When I am far from London, as I can easily find the means of being, this will reach the hands of the magistrate to whom it is addressed, and who has the character of being sharp and active." (Mrs. Lovett did not know how sharp and active Sir Richard had already been in her affairs!) "He will act upon it. Todd, in the midst of his guilt, with many evidences of it about him, will be taken, and I shall escape! Yes, I shall escape, with about a tithe of what I ought to have—but I shall have revenge!"
"It’s done," she said. "When I’m far from London, which I can easily manage, this will get to the magistrate it’s meant for, who is known to be sharp and efficient." (Mrs. Lovett didn’t realize how sharp and efficient Sir Richard had already been in her matters!) "He will take action. Todd, surrounded by his guilt, with plenty of evidence against him, will be caught, and I’ll get away! Yes, I’ll get away, with only a fraction of what I truly deserve—but I will have my revenge!"
On one of the shelves of the shop—certainly out of reach, but only just so—stood an old dirty-looking tin jar, such as fancy biscuits might be kept in. No one for a moment would have thought of looking for anything valuable in such a place; and yet, keeping the shop door locked the while, lest any intruder should at unawares pop in and see what she was about, it was to this tin can upon its dirty shelf that Mrs. Lovett cautiously went.
On one of the shelves in the shop—definitely out of reach, but just barely—sat an old, grimy tin jar, like the ones used for fancy biscuits. No one would even consider looking for something valuable in such a spot; yet, with the shop door locked to prevent any unexpected visitors from seeing what she was doing, Mrs. Lovett carefully approached this tin can on its dirty shelf.
"Those who hide can find," she muttered. "I warrant now that Todd had searched in every seemingly cunning and intricate hiding-place in this whole house, and he has gone away disappointed. The secret of hiding anything is not to try to find some place where people may be baffled when they look, but to light upon some place into which they will not look at all."
"Those who hide can find," she said softly. "I bet Todd has looked in every clever and complicated hiding spot in this entire house, and now he’s left feeling let down. The secret to hiding something isn’t about finding a place that’s tricky for others to search; it’s about choosing a spot they wouldn’t even think to check."
With these words, Mrs. Lovett took down the tin can, and having from the upper portion of it removed some dusty, mouldy small biscuits, she dived her hand into it, and fished up a leathern bag. The tape that held its mouth together was sealed, and a glance sufficed to convince Mrs. Lovett that it had not been touched.
With these words, Mrs. Lovett took down the tin can, and after removing some dusty, moldy small biscuits from the top, she reached in and pulled out a leather bag. The string that held its opening shut was sealed, and a quick look was enough to convince Mrs. Lovett that it hadn’t been touched.
"Safe, safe!" she muttered. "It is but a thousand pounds, but it is safe, and it will enable me to fly from this place—it will enable me to have vengeance upon Todd; and small as the sum is, in some country, where money is worth more than it is in pampered England, I shall yet be able to live upon it. I will not complain if I have but the joy of reading an account of the execution of Todd. I fear I must deny myself the pleasure of seeing that sight."
"Safe, safe!" she murmured. "It's just a thousand pounds, but it’s secure, and it will let me escape from here—it will allow me to get revenge on Todd; and although the amount is small, in some country where money holds more value than in spoiled England, I’ll still be able to live off it. I won’t complain if I can at least enjoy reading about Todd’s execution. I’m afraid I’ll have to miss out on witnessing that myself."
The little leathern bag she hid about her, and then she carefully replaced the tin case upon the shelf whence she had taken it, to disburthen it of its costly contents.
The small leather bag she carried, and then she carefully put the tin case back on the shelf where she had taken it from, to lighten it of its expensive contents.
After this Mrs. Lovett got much calmer. She had not the least apprehension now of a visit from Todd. She saw by the state of the house that his search had been a prolonged one, and until he shut up his own shop, she did not expect that he would again think of coming to Bell Yard, and as that would be ten o'clock, she fully believed that before then she would be far away.
After this, Mrs. Lovett became much calmer. She no longer worried about a visit from Todd. She could tell by the state of the house that his search had gone on for a while, and until he closed his own shop, she didn’t think he would consider coming to Bell Yard again. Since that would be at ten o'clock, she was confident that by then she would be long gone.
And then she sat behind her counter, looking only a shade or so paler than was her wont, and moving her lips slightly now and then as she settled in her own mind the course that she would take so as to baffle all pursuit.
And then she sat behind her counter, appearing just a little paler than usual, and occasionally moving her lips as she figured out in her mind how to throw off any pursuit.
"With no luggage but my gold and notes," she muttered, "I will leave this place at half past nine, by which time the last batch of pies will have been up and sold, and all will be quiet. That will be a little more money to me. Then on foot I will take my way to Highgate—yes, to Highgate, and I will trust no conveyance, for that might be a ready means of tracing me. I will go on foot. Then passing Highgate, I will go on foot upon the Great North Road until some coach overtakes me. It will not matter whither it be going, so that it takes me on that road; and by one conveyance and another, I shall at length reach Liverpool, from which port I shall find some vessel starting to some place abroad, where I can live free from the chance of detection. Yes, that is the plan! That is the plan!"
"With no luggage but my cash and notes," she muttered, "I'm leaving this place at 9:30, by which time the last batch of pies will have been made and sold, and everything will be quiet. That's a bit more money for me. Then I'll head to Highgate on foot—yes, to Highgate, and I won't trust any vehicle, since that could easily lead them to trace me. I'll walk. After passing Highgate, I'll keep walking along the Great North Road until a coach catches up to me. It doesn't matter where it's headed, as long as it’s on that road; and with one ride or another, I'll eventually reach Liverpool, from where I can find a ship leaving for somewhere abroad, where I can live without the risk of being caught. Yes, that's the plan! That’s the plan!"
Mrs. Lovett was a woman of some tact, and the plan of operations she had chalked out was all very well, provided such very malapropos proceedings had not taken place at Sweeney Todd's in the meantime. Little did Mrs. Lovett suspect what was there transpiring.
Mrs. Lovett was a woman of some finesse, and the plan she had laid out was fine, as long as certain unfortunate events hadn't happened at Sweeney Todd's in the meantime. Little did Mrs. Lovett know what was unfolding there.
And now we will leave her for a brief space behind her counter, ruminating, and at odd times smiling to herself in a ghastly fashion, while we pop down to the cellars, and take a glance at the impatient imprisoned cook.
And now we will step away from her for a moment at her counter, thinking and occasionally smiling to herself in a creepy way, while we head down to the cellars to take a look at the impatient trapped cook.
About ten minutes before he received the letter—if letter the little flattering memorandum of Mrs. Lovett could be called—from his mistress, the cook had been a little alarmed by a noise in the stone pantry, where the mysterious meat used to make its appearance. Upon proceeding to the spot with a light, he found lying upon the floor a sealed paper, upon lifting which he saw was addressed to himself, and at one corner was written the following words—
About ten minutes before he got the letter—if you could call the little flattering note from Mrs. Lovett a letter—his mistress, the cook had been a bit startled by a noise in the stone pantry, where the mysterious meat used to show up. When he went to check it out with a light, he found a sealed paper lying on the floor. As he picked it up, he saw that it was addressed to him, and in one corner were the following words—
"Definitive instructions for to-night from Sir Richard Blunt."
"Clear instructions for tonight from Sir Richard Blunt."
To tear open the letter and to read it with great care, was the work of a few moments only, and then drawing a long breath, the cook said—
To rip open the letter and read it carefully took only a few moments, and then, taking a deep breath, the cook said—
"Thank God! I shall not stop another night in this place. I shall be free before midnight. Oh, what an oppressive—what an overpowering joy it will be to me once more to see the sky—to breathe pure fresh air, and to feel that I have bid adieu for ever to this dreadful—dreadful place."
"Thank goodness! I won't spend another night in this place. I'll be free before midnight. Oh, what an overwhelming joy it will be to see the sky again—to breathe fresh air, and to know that I’ve said goodbye forever to this awful—awful place."
The poor cook looked around him with a shudder, and then he had hardly placed the magistrate's letter securely in his bosom, when the little missive from Mrs. Lovett came fluttering to his feet, through the crack in the roof.
The poor cook looked around him with a shudder, and just as he had barely tucked the magistrate's letter securely in his jacket, the small note from Mrs. Lovett came fluttering to his feet through the crack in the roof.
"'Tis well," he said, when he had read it. "'Tis very well. This will chime in most admirably with my instructions from Sir Richard Blunt. Mrs. Lovett I thank you. You shall have the nine o'clock batch. Oh, yes, you shall have them. I am all obedience. Alas, if she whom I loved had not been false to me, I might yet, young as I am, feel the sunshine of joy in the great world again. But I can never love another, and she is lost—lost to me for ever. Ay, for ever!"
"That’s great," he said after reading it. "That’s really great. This will fit perfectly with my instructions from Sir Richard Blunt. Mrs. Lovett, thank you. You’ll have the nine o'clock batch. Oh yes, you will have them. I’m fully on board. If only the one I loved hadn’t betrayed me, I might still, despite my youth, feel the warmth of joy in the world again. But I can never love anyone else, and she is gone—gone from me forever. Yes, forever!"
With this the poor cook, who but a few moments before had been so elated by the thoughts of freedom, sat himself down, and in quite a disconsolate manner rested his head upon his hands, and gave himself up to bitter fancy.
With this, the poor cook, who just moments before had felt so happy at the thought of freedom, sat down and, feeling quite hopeless, rested his head on his hands and surrendered to dark thoughts.
"That she should be false to me," he said mournfully. "It does indeed almost transcend belief. She, so young, so gentle, so innocent, and so guileless. If an angel from Heaven had come and told me as much I should have doubted still; but I cannot mistrust the evidence of my own senses. I saw her. Yes, I saw her!"
"That she could betray me," he said sadly. "It's hard to believe. She’s so young, so kind, so innocent, and so naïve. If an angel from Heaven had come to tell me this, I would still have doubted; but I can’t ignore what I’ve seen with my own eyes. I saw her. Yes, I saw her!"
The cook rose and paced the gloomy place to and fro in the restlessness of a blighted heart, and no one to look at him could for a moment have supposed that he was near his freedom from an imprisonment of the most painful and maddening description to one of his impatient temperament. But so it is with us all; no sooner do we to all appearance see the end of one evil, than with an activity of imagination worthy to be excited in better things, we provide ourselves with some real or unreal reason for the heartache.
The cook stood up and walked back and forth in the gloomy space, restless because of a shattered heart. Anyone watching him wouldn’t have guessed that he was close to breaking free from a painful and maddening imprisonment, especially given his impatient nature. But that's how it is for all of us; as soon as we seem to see the end of one problem, we quickly find some real or imagined reason to feel heartache again, using our imagination in ways that could be better spent.
"I will so contrive," said the cook, "that before I leave for ever the land of my birth, I will once more look upon her. Yes, I will once again drink in, from a contemplation of her wondrous beauty, most delicious poison; and then when I have feasted my eyes, and perchance grieved my heart, I will at once go far away, and beneath the sun of other skies than this, I will wait for death."
"I will figure it out," said the cook, "that before I leave my home country for good, I will see her one last time. Yes, I will once again take in, from looking at her incredible beauty, the most intoxicating poison; and then when I have feasted my eyes, and perhaps saddened my heart, I will immediately go far away, and under the sun of different skies than these, I will wait for death."
The more the poor cook thought of this unknown beauty of his, who surely had behaved to him very ill, or he could not have spoken of her in such terms, the more sorrow got upon his countenance, and imparted its sad sweetness to his tones. Surely the time had not been very far distant when that young man must have been in a widely different sphere of life to that limited one in which he now moved.
The more the poor cook thought about this unknown beauty of his, who had surely treated him poorly, or he wouldn't have spoken of her that way, the more sorrow appeared on his face, adding a bittersweet quality to his voice. It was clear that not long ago, that young man must have been living in a very different world than the small one he inhabited now.
Suddenly, however, he was recalled to a consciousness of what he had to do, by the clock striking seven. He counted the strokes, and then pausing before one of the large ovens, he said—
Suddenly, he was jolted back to reality by the clock striking seven. He counted the chimes, and then, pausing in front of one of the large ovens, he said—
"The time has now come when I must cease to be making preparations to obey the mandate of my imperious mistress. She will not now be content merely to have issued her orders, but she will keep an eye upon me to see that they are being executed, and unarmed as I am, and without the knowledge of what power of mischief she may have, I feel that it would not be safe yet to provoke her. No—no. I must seem to do her bidding."
The time has come when I must stop preparing to follow my demanding mistress's orders. She's not just going to issue commands; she’ll be watching me to make sure they’re carried out. Unarmed and unaware of her potential for trouble, I don’t think it’s wise to provoke her just yet. No—no. I have to appear to do what she wants.
With this, the cook set about the manufacture of the pies; and as it would really have been much more troublesome to sham making them than to make them in earnest, he really did manufacture a hundred of them.
With that, the cook got to work on making the pies; and since it would have been way more hassle to pretend to make them than to actually make them, he genuinely ended up making a hundred of them.
But it was after all with a very bad grace that the poor imprisoned cook now made the pies; and probably so very indifferent a batch of those delicious pieces of pastry had never before found its way into the ovens of Mrs. Lovett. The cook was not wrong in his idea that his imperious mistress would take a peep at him before nine o'clock. At about eight, the little grating in the high-up door was tapped by something that Mrs. Lovett had in her hand, with which to attract the attention of the cook. He looked up, and saw her dimly.
But after all, the poor imprisoned cook made the pies with a really bad attitude; and it’s likely that such a lackluster batch of those delicious pastries had never before entered Mrs. Lovett's ovens. The cook was right in thinking that his demanding mistress would check on him before nine o'clock. Around eight, something in Mrs. Lovett's hand tapped on the small grating in the high-up door to get the cook's attention. He looked up and saw her faintly.
"Are you busy?" she said.
"Are you free?" she said.
"Yes, madam, as busy as the nine o'clock batch usually makes me. Do you not hear the oven?"
"Yes, ma'am, just as busy as I usually am with the nine o'clock batch. Can't you hear the oven?"
"I do—'tis well."
"I do—it's good."
"Ah, madam," said the dissembling cook, "it will be well, indeed, if you keep your word with me, and set me to-night at freedom."
"Ah, ma'am," said the scheming cook, "it would be great if you keep your promise to me and set me free tonight."
"Do you doubt it?"
"Do you question it?"
"I have no particular reason to doubt it, further than that the unfortunate are always inclined to doubt too good news. That is all, madam."
"I don’t really have a specific reason to doubt it, other than that people who are unfortunate tend to be skeptical of good news. That’s all, ma’am."
"If you doubt, you will be agreeably disappointed, for I shall keep my word with you. You have done for me much better than I ever expected, and I will be grateful to you now that you are going. I have said that you shall not go without means, and you shall have a purse of twenty guineas to help you on your way wherever you wish."
"If you’re uncertain, you’ll be pleasantly surprised because I’ll keep my promise to you. You've done so much for me, even more than I ever anticipated, and I appreciate it now that you’re leaving. I’ve mentioned that you won’t leave empty-handed, and you’re going to receive a purse with twenty guineas to assist you on your journey wherever you decide to go."
"How kind you are, madam! Ah, I shall be able now to forgive you for all that I have suffered in this place—and, after all, it has been a refuge from want."
"How kind you are, ma'am! Ah, I can finally forgive you for everything I've been through here—and, after all, it has been a safe haven from need."
"It has. No one can be better pleased than I am to find you view things so reasonably. Send up the nine o'clock batch; and then wait patiently until I come to you."
"It has. No one is happier than I am to see you approach things so sensibly. Send up the nine o'clock batch; and then please wait patiently until I get to you."
"I will."
"Sure thing."
"Till then, good-night!"
"Until then, goodnight!"
Mrs. Lovett left the grating; and as she went up to the shop, she muttered to herself—
Mrs. Lovett left the grate, and as she walked up to the shop, she mumbled to herself—
"They will, when they find him here, suspect he is an accomplice. Well, let them hang him, for all I care. What can it matter to me?"
"They will think he’s an accomplice when they find him here. Fine, let them hang him; I don’t care. What does it matter to me?"
CHAPTER CXII.
MRS. LOVETT FINDS THAT IT IS EASIER TO PLAN THAN TO EXECUTE.
It wants five minutes to nine, and Mrs. Lovett's shop is filling with persons anxious to devour or to carry away one or more of the nine o'clock batch of savoury, delightful, gushing gravy pies.
It’s almost nine o'clock, and Mrs. Lovett's shop is filling up with people eager to eat or take away one or more of the delicious, mouthwatering gravy pies fresh from the oven.
Many of Mrs. Lovett's customers paid her in advance for the pies, in order that they might be quite sure of getting their orders fulfilled when the first batch should make its gracious appearance from the depths below.
Many of Mrs. Lovett's customers paid her upfront for the pies, so they could be sure to get their orders fulfilled when the first batch came out from the depths below.
"Well, Jiggs," said one of the legal fraternity to another, "how are you to-day, old fellow? What do you bring it in?"
"Well, Jiggs," said one lawyer to another, "how are you today, my friend? What do you have for us?"
"Oh! I ain't very blooming. The fact is, the count and I, and a few others, made a night of it last evening; and somehow or another I don't think whiskey-and-water, half-and-half, and tripe, go well together."
"Oh! I'm not feeling too great. The truth is, the count and I, along with a few others, had a wild night last evening; and for some reason, I don't think whiskey and water, mixed equally, and tripe mix well together."
"I should wonder if they did."
"I wonder if they did."
"And so I've come for a pie just to settle my stomach; you see I'm rather delicate."
"And so I've come for a pie just to calm my stomach; you see, I'm a bit sensitive."
"Ah! you are just like me, young man, there," said an elderly personage; "I have a delicate stomach, and the slightest thing disagrees with me. A mere idea will make me quite ill."
"Ah! You’re just like me, young man," said an older person; "I have a sensitive stomach, and the smallest thing upsets me. Just a thought can make me feel really sick."
"Will it, really?"
"Really, will it?"
"Yes; and my wife, she—"
"Yes, and my wife—"
"Oh, bother your wife! It's only five minutes to nine, don't you see? What a crowd there is, to be sure. Mrs. Lovett, you charmer, I hope you have ordered enough pies to be made to-night? You see what a lot of customers you have."
"Oh, come on, your wife! It's only five minutes until nine, can't you tell? What a crowd we have, for sure. Mrs. Lovett, you masterpiece, I hope you’ve ordered enough pies to be made tonight? You see how many customers you have."
"Oh, there will be plenty."
"Oh, there will be lots."
"That's right. I say, don't push so; you'll be in time, I tell you; don't be pushing and driving in that sort of way—I've got ribs."
"That's right. I say, don’t rush so much; you’ll get there in time, I promise; don’t be shoving and rushing like that—I have ribs."
"And so have I. Last night I didn't get a pie at all, and my old woman is in a certain condition, you see, gentlemen, and won't fancy anything but one of Lovett's veal pies; so I've come all the way from Newington to get one for—"
"And so have I. Last night I didn’t have a pie at all, and my wife is in a certain condition, you see, gentlemen, and won’t want anything but one of Lovett’s veal pies; so I’ve come all the way from Newington to get one for—"
"Hold your row, will you? and don't push."
"Hold your position, okay? And don't shove."
"For to have the child marked with a pie on its—"
"For the child to be marked with a pie on its—"
"Behind there, I say; don't be pushing a fellow as if it were half price at a theatre."
"Hey, step back; don’t shove someone like it’s a half-price ticket at the theater."
Each moment added some new comers to the throng, and at last any strangers who had known nothing of the attractions of Mrs. Lovett's pie-shop and had walked down Bell Yard, would have been astonished at the throng of persons there assembled—a throng that was each moment increasing in density, and becoming more and more urgent and clamorous.
Each moment brought new people to the crowd, and eventually, any strangers who had no idea about the appeal of Mrs. Lovett's pie shop and happened to walk down Bell Yard would be amazed by the number of people gathered there—a crowd that was growing denser by the second and becoming increasingly urgent and noisy.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine! Yes, it is nine at last. It strikes by old St. Dunstan's church clock, and in weaker strains the chronometical machine at the pie-shop echoes the sound. What excitement there is to get at the pies when they shall come! Mrs. Lovett lets down the square moveable platform that goes on pullies in the cellar; some machinery, which only requires a handle to be turned, brings up a hundred pies in a tray. These are eagerly seized by parties who have previously paid, and such a smacking of lips ensues as never was known.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine! Yes, it’s finally nine. The clock at old St. Dunstan’s church chimes, and the pie shop’s clock echoes the sound weakly. The excitement to get the pies when they’re ready is palpable! Mrs. Lovett lowers the square movable platform that runs on pulleys in the cellar; some machinery that just needs a handle to be turned brings up a hundred pies on a tray. These are eagerly grabbed by those who have already paid, leading to a level of lip-smacking that’s never been seen before.
Down goes the platform for the next hundred, and a gentlemanly man says—
Down goes the platform for the next hundred, and a polite man says—
"Let me work the handle, Mrs. Lovett, if you please; it's too much for you I'm sure."
"Let me take care of the handle, Mrs. Lovett, if that's alright with you; I know it's too much for you."
"Sir, you are very kind, but I never allow anybody on this side of the counter but my own people, sir. I can turn the handle myself, sir, if you please, with the assistance of this girl. Keep your distance, sir, nobody wants your help."
"Sir, you’re very generous, but I don’t let anyone behind this counter except for my own staff. I can operate this myself, with the help of this girl, if you don’t mind. Please keep your distance, sir; nobody needs your assistance."
"But my dear madam, only consider your delicacy. Really you ought not to be permitted to work away like a negro slave at a winch handle. Really you ought not."
"But my dear madam, just think about your delicacy. You really shouldn’t be allowed to toil away like a slave at a winch handle. You really shouldn’t."
The man who spoke thus obligingly to Mrs. Lovett, was tall and stout, and the lawyers clerks repressed the ire they otherwise would probably have given utterance to at thus finding any one quizzing their charming Mrs. Lovett.
The man who spoke so kindly to Mrs. Lovett was tall and heavyset, and the lawyers' clerks held back their anger that they would have likely expressed at finding someone mocking their lovely Mrs. Lovett.
"Sir, I tell you again that I don't want your help; keep your distance, sir, if you please."
"Sir, I'm telling you again that I don't want your help; please keep your distance."
"Now don't get angry, fair one," said the man. "You don't know but I might have made you an offer before I left the shop."
"Now don’t get mad, beautiful," said the man. "You have no idea that I might have made you an offer before I left the store."
"Sir," said Mrs. Lovett, drawing herself up and striking terror into the hearts of the limbs of the law. "Sir! What do you want? Say what you want, and be served, sir, and then go. Do you want a pie, sir?"
"Sir," said Mrs. Lovett, straightening herself and instilling fear in the hearts of the lawmen. "Sir! What do you need? Just tell me what you want, and I'll serve you, sir, and then you can leave. Do you want a pie, sir?"
"A pie? Oh, dear no, I don't want a pie. I would not eat one of the nasty things on any account. Pah!" Here the man spat on the floor. "Oh, dear, don't ask me to eat any of your pies."
"A pie? Oh, no way, I don't want a pie. I wouldn't eat one of those disgusting things for anything. Ugh!" The man spat on the floor. "Oh no, please don't ask me to eat any of your pies."
"Shame, shame," said several of the lawyers clerks.
"Shame, shame," said several of the lawyers' clerks.
"Will any gentleman who thinks it a shame, be so good as to step forward and say so a little closer?"
"Is there any gentleman who thinks it's a shame? Please step forward and speak up a bit closer."
Everybody shrunk back upon this, instead of accepting the challenge, and Mrs. Lovett soon saw that she must, despite all the legal chivalry by which she was surrounded, fight her battles herself. With a look of vehement anger, she cried—
Everybody pulled back at this instead of taking on the challenge, and Mrs. Lovett quickly realized that she had to, despite all the legal courtesy surrounding her, fight her own battles. With a look of intense anger, she exclaimed—
"Beware, sir, I am not to be trifled with. If you carry your jokes too far, you will wish that you had not found your way, sir, into this shop."
"Be careful, sir, I’m not someone to mess with. If you take your jokes too far, you’ll regret coming into this shop."
"That, madam," said the tall stout man, "is not surely possible, when I have the beauty of a Mrs. Lovett to gaze upon, and render the place so exquisitely attractive; but if you will not permit me to have the pleasure of helping you up with the next batch of pies, which, after all, you may find heavier than you expect, I must leave you to do it yourself."
"That's not really possible, ma'am," said the tall, stout man. "When I have the beauty of Mrs. Lovett to look at, it makes the place so wonderfully appealing. But if you won't let me enjoy helping you with the next batch of pies, which you might find heavier than you think, I’ll have to leave you to handle it yourself."
"So that I am not troubled any longer by you, sir, at all," said Mrs. Lovett, "I don't care how heavy the next batch of pies may happen to be, sir."
"So I'm not bothered by you anymore, sir," Mrs. Lovett said, "I don't care how heavy the next batch of pies is, sir."
"Very good, madam."
"Very good, ma'am."
"Upon my word," said a small boy, giving the side of his face a violent rub with the hope of finding the ghost of a whisker there, "it's really too bad."
"Honestly," said a small boy, rubbing the side of his face vigorously in hopes of feeling any hint of a whisker there, "it's really unfortunate."
"Ah, who's that? Let me get at him!"
"Hey, who's that? Let me talk to him!"
"Oh, no, no, I—mean—that it's too bad of Mrs. Lovett, my dear sir. Oh, don't."
"Oh, no, no, I—mean—that it's really too bad of Mrs. Lovett, my dear sir. Oh, don't."
"Oh, very good; I am satisfied. Now, madam, you see that even your dear friends here, from Lincoln's Inn—Are you from the Inn, small boy?"
"Oh, very good; I’m satisfied. Now, ma'am, you see that even your dear friends here, from Lincoln's Inn—Are you from the Inn, little boy?"
"Yes, sir, if you please."
"Yes, sir, please."
"Very good. As I was saying, Mrs. Lovett, you now must of necessity perceive, that even your friends from the Inn, feel that your conduct is really too bad, madam."
"Very good. As I was saying, Mrs. Lovett, you must understand that even your friends from the Inn feel that your behavior is really unacceptable, ma'am."
Mrs. Lovett was upon this so dreadfully angry, that she disdained any reply to the tall stout man, but at once she applied herself to the windlass, which worked up the little platform, upon which a whole tray of a hundred pies was wont to come up, and began to turn it with what might be called a vengeance.
Mrs. Lovett was so incredibly angry about this that she didn't even bother to respond to the tall, stout man. Instead, she immediately focused on the windlass, which raised the small platform that usually brought up a whole tray of a hundred pies, and started to turn it with a vengeance.
How very strange it was—surely the words of the tall stout impertinent stranger were prophetic, for never before had Mrs. Lovett found what a job it was to work that handle, as upon that night. The axle creaked, and the cords and the pullies strained and wheezed, but she was a determined woman, and she worked away at it.
How strange it was—surely the words of the tall, stout, impertinent stranger were prophetic, because never before had Mrs. Lovett realized what a job it was to work that handle, like she did that night. The axle creaked, and the cords and pulleys strained and wheezed, but she was a determined woman, and she kept at it.
"I told you so, my dear madam," said the stranger; "it is more evidently than you can do."
"I told you so, my dear," said the stranger; "it's more obvious than you can see."
"Peace, sir."
"Peace, man."
"I am done; work away ma'am, only don't say afterwards that I did not offer to help you, that's all."
"I’m all set; go ahead, ma'am, just don’t say later that I didn’t offer to help you, that’s all."
Indignation was swelling at the heart of Mrs. Lovett, but she felt that if she wasted her breath upon the impertinent stranger, she should have none for the windlass; so setting her teeth, she fagged at it with a strength and a will that if she had not been in a right royal passion, she could not have brought to bear upon it on any account.
Indignation was building up inside Mrs. Lovett, but she realized that if she wasted her energy on the rude stranger, she wouldn’t have any left for the windlass. So, gritting her teeth, she worked at it with a strength and determination that, had she not been absolutely furious, she would not have been able to muster at all.
There was quite an awful stillness in the shop. All eyes were bent upon Mrs. Lovett, and the cavity through which the next batch of those delicious pies were coming. Those who had had the good fortune to get one of the first lot, had only had their appetites heightened by the luxurious feast they had partaken of, while those who had had as yet none, actually licked their lips, and snuffed up the delightful aroma from the remains of the first batch.
There was an eerie silence in the shop. Everyone was focused on Mrs. Lovett and the opening through which the next batch of those delicious pies would come. Those lucky enough to have gotten one of the first pies had only grown hungrier after the rich feast they’d enjoyed, while those who hadn’t gotten any yet were literally licking their lips and inhaling the wonderful scent from the leftovers of the first batch.
"Two for me, Mrs. Lovett," cried a voice. "One veal for me. Three porks—one pork."
"Two for me, Mrs. Lovett," shouted a voice. "One veal for me. Three porks—one pork."
The voices grew fast and furious.
The voices grew loud and intense.
"Silence!" cried the tall stout man. "I will engage that everybody shall be fully satisfied; and no one shall leave here without a thorough conviction that his wants in pies has been more than attended to."
"Quiet!" shouted the tall, heavyset man. "I promise that everyone will be completely satisfied, and no one will leave here without being thoroughly convinced that their pie needs have been more than taken care of."
The platform could be made to stop at any stage of its upward progress, by means of a ratchet wheel and a catch, and now Mrs. Lovett paused to take breath. She attributed the unusual difficulty in working the machinery to her own weakness, contingent upon her recent immersion in the Thames.
The platform could be stopped at any point in its upward movement, using a ratchet wheel and a catch, and now Mrs. Lovett paused to catch her breath. She blamed the unusual difficulty in operating the machinery on her own weakness, which was due to her recent plunge into the Thames.
"Sir," she said between her clenched teeth, addressing the man who was such an eye-sore to her in the shop. "Sir, I don't know who you are, but I hope to be able to show you when I have served these gentlemen, that even I am not to be insulted with impunity."
"Sir," she said through gritted teeth, speaking to the man who annoyed her in the shop. "Sir, I don’t know who you are, but I hope to show you, once I’ve helped these gentlemen, that I won’t tolerate being insulted without consequences."
"Anything you please, madam," he replied, "in a small way, only don't exert yourself too much."
"Anything you want, ma'am," he replied, "just a little bit, but don’t push yourself too hard."
Mrs. Lovett flew to the windlass again, and from the manner in which she now worked at it, it was quite clear that when she had her hands free from that job, she fully intended to make good her threats against the tall stout man. The young beardless scions of the law, trembled at the idea of what might happen.
Mrs. Lovett rushed to the windlass again, and from how she worked on it now, it was obvious that once she got her hands free from that task, she fully planned to follow through on her threats against the tall, heavyset man. The young, clean-shaven apprentices of the law were scared at the thought of what could happen.
And now the tops of the pies appeared. Then they saw the rim of the large tray upon which they were, and then just as the platform itself was level with the floor of the shop, up flew tray and pies, as if something had exploded beneath them, and a tall slim man sprung upon the counter. It was the cook, who from the cellars beneath, had laid himself as flat as he could beneath the tray of pies, and so had been worked up to the shop by Mrs. Lovett!
And now the tops of the pies came into view. Then they saw the edge of the large tray they were on, and just as the platform itself was even with the shop floor, the tray and pies shot up into the air, as if something had exploded underneath them, and a tall, slim man jumped onto the counter. It was the cook, who had flattened himself as much as possible beneath the tray of pies and was brought up to the shop by Mrs. Lovett!

Mrs. Lovett's Cook Astonishes Her Customers, Rather.
Mrs. Lovett's cooking really impresses her customers.
"Gentlemen," he cried, "I am Mrs. Lovett's cook. The pies are made of human flesh!"
"Gentlemen," he yelled, "I’m Mrs. Lovett's cook. The pies are made of human flesh!"
We shrink, we tremble at the idea of attempting to describe the scene that ensued in the shop of Mrs. Lovett contingent upon this frightful apparition, and still more frightful speech of the cook; but duty—our duty to the public—requires that we should say something upon the occasion.
We shrink back, shaking at the thought of trying to describe what happened in Mrs. Lovett's shop after that terrifying figure appeared, and even more so after the cook's horrifying words; but our responsibility—to the public—compels us to say something about the event.
If we can do nothing more, we can briefly enumerate what did actually take place in some instances.
If we can’t do anything else, we can quickly list what actually happened in certain cases.
About twenty clerks rushed into Bell Yard, and there and then, to the intense surprise of the passers-by, became intensely sick. The cook, with one spring, cleared the counter, and alighted amongst the customers, and with another spring, the tall impertinent man, who had made many remarks to Mrs. Lovett of an aggravating tendency, cleared the counter likewise in the other direction, and, alighting close to Mrs. Lovett, he cried—
About twenty clerks rushed into Bell Yard, and right then, to the shock of the passers-by, they became incredibly sick. The cook, with one leap, cleared the counter and landed among the customers, and with another jump, the tall rude man, who had made several annoying remarks to Mrs. Lovett, cleared the counter in the opposite direction and, landing near Mrs. Lovett, shouted—
"Madam, you are my prisoner!"
"Ma'am, you are my prisoner!"
For a moment, and only for a moment, the great—the cunning, and the redoubtable Mrs. Lovett, lost her self-possession, and, staggering back, she lurched heavily against the glass-case next to the wall, immediately behind the counter. It was only for a moment, though, that such an effect was produced upon Mrs. Lovett; and then, with a spring like an enraged tigress, she caught up a knife that was used for slipping under the pies and getting them cleanly out of the little tins, and rushed upon the tall stranger.
For a brief moment, the clever and formidable Mrs. Lovett lost her cool. She stumbled back and slammed against the glass case next to the wall, right behind the counter. But it was only for an instant that Mrs. Lovett was affected like that. Then, like an angry tigress, she grabbed a knife used for sliding under the pies to lift them out of the small tins and charged at the tall stranger.
Yes, she rushed upon him; but for once in a way, even Mrs. Lovett had met with her match. With a dexterity, that only long practice in dealings with the more desperate portion of human nature could have taught him, the tall man closed with her, and had the knife out of her hand in a moment. He at once threw it right through the window into Bell Yard, and then, holding Mrs. Lovett in his arms, he said—
Yes, she darted at him; but for once, even Mrs. Lovett had met her match. With a skill that only long experience dealing with the darker side of human nature could have given him, the tall man confronted her and took the knife out of her hand in an instant. He immediately threw it right out the window into Bell Yard, and then, holding Mrs. Lovett in his arms, he said—
"My dear madam, you only distress yourself for nothing; all resistance is perfectly useless. Either I must take you prisoner, or you me, and I decidedly incline to the former alternative."
"My dear madam, you’re only upsetting yourself for no reason; all resistance is completely pointless. Either I have to take you captive, or you have to take me, and I definitely lean towards the first option."
The knife that had been thrown through the window was not without its object, for in a moment afterwards Mr. Crotchet made his appearance in the shop.
The knife that had been thrown through the window didn't just fly aimlessly, because shortly after, Mr. Crotchet showed up in the shop.
"All right, Crotchet," said he who had captured Mrs. Lovett; "first clap the bracelets on this lady."
"Okay, Crotchet," said the guy who had caught Mrs. Lovett; "first, put the handcuffs on this lady."
"Here yer is," said Crotchet. "Lor, mum! I had a eye on you months and months agone. How is you, mum, in yer feelin's this here nice evening?—Eh mum?"
"Here you are," said Crotchet. "Wow, ma'am! I’ve been keeping an eye on you for months. How are you feeling this lovely evening?—Huh, ma'am?"
"A knife—a knife! Oh, for a knife!" cried Mrs. Lovett.
"A knife—a knife! Oh, I need a knife!" cried Mrs. Lovett.
"Ex-actly, mum," added Crotchet, as he with professional dexterity slipped the handcuffs on her wrists. "Would you like one with a hivory handle, mum? or would anything more common do, mum?"
"Exactly, ma'am," Crotchet said as he skillfully put the handcuffs on her wrists. "Would you prefer one with an ivory handle, ma'am? Or would something more ordinary be fine, ma'am?"
Mrs. Lovett fell to the floor, or rather she cast herself to it, and began voluntarily beating her head against the boards. They quickly lifted her up; and then the tall stranger turned to the cook, who, after leaping over the counter, had sat down upon a chair in a state of complete exhaustion, and he said—
Mrs. Lovett threw herself to the floor and started banging her head against the boards. They quickly picked her up, and then the tall stranger turned to the cook, who, having jumped over the counter, was sitting in a chair looking completely worn out, and he said—
"Do you know the way to Sir Richard's office, in Craven Street? He expects you there, I believe?"
"Do you know how to get to Sir Richard's office on Craven Street? I think he’s expecting you there?"
"Yes, yes. But now that all is over, I feel very ill."
"Yeah, yeah. But now that everything is done, I feel really sick."
"In that case, I will go with you, then. Crotchet, who have you got outside?"
"In that case, I’ll go with you. Crotchet, who do you have waiting outside?"
"Only two of our pals, Muster Green; but it's all right, if so be as you leaves the lady to us."
"Just two of our friends, Muster Green; but it's fine, as long as you leave the lady to us."
"Very well. The warrant is at Newgate, and the governor is expecting her instant arrival. You will get a coach at the corner of the yard, and be off with her at once."
"Alright. The warrant is at Newgate, and the governor is expecting her to arrive any moment now. You'll take a coach from the corner of the yard and leave with her immediately."
"All's right," said Crotchet. "I knowed as she'd be nabbed, and I had one all ready, you sees."
"Everything's fine," said Crotchet. "I knew she'd get caught, and I had one all set up, you see."
"That was right, Crotchet. How amazingly quick everybody has left the shop. Why—why, what is all this?"
"That's right, Crotchet. It's incredible how quickly everyone has left the shop. What's going on here?"
As the officer spoke, about half a dozen squares of glass in the shop window of the house were broken in, and a ringing shout from a dense mob that was rapidly collecting in the yard, came upon the ears of the officer. The two men whom Crotchet had mentioned, with difficulty pressed their way into the shop, and one of them cried—
As the officer talked, roughly six panes of glass in the shop window of the house were shattered, and a loud shout from a growing crowd that was quickly gathering in the yard reached the officer's ears. The two men Crotchet had mentioned managed to push their way into the shop, and one of them shouted—
"The people that were in the shop have spread the news all over the neighbourhood, and the place is getting jammed up with a mob, every one of which is mad, I think, for they talk of nothing but of the tearing of Mrs. Lovett to pieces. They are pouring in from Fleet Street and Carey Street by hundreds at a time."
"The people who were in the shop have spread the news all over the neighborhood, and the place is getting crowded with a mob, all of whom seem furious, since they talk about nothing but tearing Mrs. Lovett to pieces. They are flooding in from Fleet Street and Carey Street by the hundreds at a time."
CHAPTER CXIII.
THE ROUTE TO NEWGATE—MRS. LOVETT'S DANGER FROM THE MOB.
Mrs. Lovett, upon hearing these words, turned ghastly pale, but she did not speak. The officers looked at each other with something like dismay, and then before either of them could say another word, there arose a wild prolonged shout from without.
Mrs. Lovett, upon hearing these words, turned ghastly pale, but she did not speak. The officers looked at each other with something like dismay, and then before either of them could say another word, there arose a wild prolonged shout from outside.
"Out with her—out with her! Kill her! Tear her to bits and hang her on the lamp-post in the middle of Bell Yard! Out with her! Drag her out! Hang her! hang her!"
"Get her out—get her out! Kill her! Rip her apart and hang her on the lamp-post in the center of Bell Yard! Get her out! Drag her out! Hang her! Hang her!"
"The coach you say is waiting, Crotchet?" said the officer, who had been intrusted by Sir Richard Blunt with the conduct of the whole business connected with Mrs. Lovett's capture.
"The coach you say is waiting, Crotchet?" said the officer, who had been tasked by Sir Richard Blunt with handling everything related to Mrs. Lovett's capture.
"It were," said Crotchet, "and that coachman ain't the sort of fellow to move on till I tell him. I knows him."
"It is," said Crotchet, "and that coachman isn't the kind of guy to leave until I tell him to. I know him."
"Very good, then we must make a dash for it, and get her away by main force, it must be done, let the risk and the consequences be what they may, and the sooner the better, too. Come on, madam."
"Alright, then we need to hurry and get her out of here by any means necessary. It has to be done, regardless of the risk and consequences, and the sooner, the better. Let's go, ma'am."
"Death—death!" said Mrs. Lovett. "Kill me here, some of you, kill me at once; but do not let me be torn to pieces by a savage mob. Oh, God, they yell for my blood! Save me from them, and kill me here. A knife! oh, for a knife!"
"Death—death!" Mrs. Lovett shouted. "Somebody kill me here, just do it now; but don’t let me be ripped apart by a crazy mob. Oh, God, they’re screaming for my blood! Save me from them, and just end it here. A knife! oh, I need a knife!"
"And a fork too, mum," said Crotchet; "in course, if you wants 'em. I tells you what it is, Mr. Green, that there mob is just savage, and we have about as much chance of getting her down to Fleet Street with her head on her shoulders, as all of us have of flying over the blessed house tops."
"And a fork too, Mom," said Crotchet; "of course, if you want them. I’ll tell you what, Mr. Green, that crowd is downright savage, and we have about as much chance of getting her down to Fleet Street with her head still attached as any of us do of flying over the blessed rooftops."
"We must. It is our duty, and if we fail, they must kill us, which I don't think they will do. Come on."
"We have to. It's our responsibility, and if we mess this up, they should kill us, but I don't believe they will. Let's go."
"I will go with you," said the cook, starting up from the chair upon which he had on account of his weakness been compelled to seat himself, "I will go with you, and implore the people to let the law take its course upon this woman."
"I'll go with you," said the cook, getting up from the chair he had to sit in due to his weakness. "I'll go with you and ask the people to let the law handle this woman."
"In the cupboard, in the parlour," said Mrs. Lovett, speaking in a strange gasping tone, "there is a letter addressed by me to Sir Richard Blunt. It will be worth your while to save it from the mob. Let me show you where to lay your hands upon it, and if you have any wish to take a greater criminal than I, go to the shop of one Sweeney Todd, a barber, in Fleet Street. His number is sixty nine. Seize him, for he is the head of all the criminality you can possibly impute to me. Seize him, and I shall be content."
"In the cupboard, in the living room," said Mrs. Lovett, speaking in a strange, gasping voice, "there's a letter I wrote to Sir Richard Blunt. It would be worth your time to save it from the crowd. Let me show you where you can find it, and if you want to catch someone worse than I am, go to the shop of a barber named Sweeney Todd on Fleet Street. His number is sixty-nine. Grab him, because he’s behind all the crimes you could possibly accuse me of. Capture him, and I'll be satisfied."
"The man you mention," said Mr. Green, "has been in Newgate an hour nearly."
"The man you’re talking about," Mr. Green said, "has been in Newgate for nearly an hour."
"Newgate?"
"Newgate?"
"Yes. We took him first, and then attended to you."
"Yeah. We helped him first, and then we took care of you."
"Todd—captured—in Newgate—and I in fancied security here remained wasting the previous moments upon which hung my life. Oh, fool—fool—dolt—idiot. A knife! Oh, sirs, I pray you to give me the means of instant death. What can the law do, but take my life? What have you all come here, and plotted and planned for, but to take my life? I will do it. Oh, I pray you to give me the means, and I will satisfy you and justice, and die at once."
"Todd—captured—at Newgate—and I, feeling safe here, wasted the moments that could decide my life. Oh, what a fool—fool—dolt—idiot I am. A knife! Oh, please, I beg you to give me a way to end my life instantly. What can the law do but take it? Why have you all come here to plot and plan, if not to take my life? I will do it. Please, just give me the means, and I'll satisfy both you and justice, and die right now."
Another loud roar from the infuriated people without, drowned whatever the officer might have said in reply to this appeal from Mrs. Lovett, and again arose the wild shouts of—
Another loud roar from the furious crowd outside drowned out whatever the officer might have said in response to Mrs. Lovett's plea, and once again, the wild shouts of—
"Out with her!—Out with her!—Hang her!—Hang the murderess!—Hang her in the yard!—Out with her!"
"Get her out!—Get her out!—Hang her!—Hang the killer!—Hang her in the yard!—Get her out!"
"Forward!" cried Mr. Green. "To hesitate is only to make our situation ten times worse. Forward!"
"Go ahead!" shouted Mr. Green. "Hesitating will only make things ten times worse. Go ahead!"
"Hold a bit," cried Crotchet, "let me speak to the people; I knows how to humour 'em. Only you see if I don't get her along. Come, mum, just step this a-ways if yer pleases. Open the door, Mr. Cook, and let me out first."
"Wait a minute," shouted Crotchet, "let me talk to the people; I know how to handle them. Just watch me, I'll get her to come. Come on, ma'am, just step this way if you don’t mind. Open the door, Mr. Cook, and let me out first."
The cook opened the door, and before the mob could rush into the place, Crotchet stepped on to the threshold of the shop, and in a tremendous voice that made itself heard above all others, he cried—
The cook opened the door, and before the crowd could rush in, Crotchet stepped onto the threshold of the shop, and in a loud voice that was heard above everyone else's, he shouted—
"Hurrah! Hurrah!"
"Hooray! Hooray!"
Nothing is easier than to throw a cry into a crowd, and to get it echoed to your heart's content; and so some couple of hundred voices now immediately cried—"Hurrah!" and when the vast volume of sound had died away, Crotchet in such a voice that it must have been heard in Fleet Street quite plainly, said—
Nothing is easier than to shout a phrase into a crowd and have it echoed back to your heart's content; and so a couple hundred voices immediately shouted—"Hurrah!" and when the huge wave of sound had faded away, Crotchet shouted in a voice that could surely be heard clearly all the way to Fleet Street—
"My opinion is, that Mrs. Lovett ought to be hung outright, and at once without any more bother about it."
"I think Mrs. Lovett should be hanged right away, without any more fuss about it."
"Hurrah!—Hang her!—Hang her!" shouted the mob.
"Hooray!—Hang her!—Hang her!" shouted the mob.
"And," added Crotchet, "I propose the lamp-post at the top of Fleet Market as a nice public sort of place to do the job in. She says she won't walk, but I have a coach in Fleet Street, and we will pop her into that, and so take her along quite snug."
"And," Crotchet said, "I suggest the lamp-post at the top of Fleet Market as a good public spot to get it done. She says she won't walk, but I have a coach in Fleet Street, and we can get her into that, making it all very comfortable."
"Yes, yes," cried the people. "Bring her along, that will do."
"Yeah, yeah," shouted the crowd. "Bring her over, that works."
"Oh, will it?" muttered Crochet to himself. "What a precious set of ninnies you are. If I get her once in the coach, and she gets out again except to step into the stone jug, may I be hanged myself."
"Oh, will it?" Crochet murmured to himself. "What a bunch of fools you all are. If I manage to get her into the coach, and she gets out again unless it's to step into the stone jug, I should be hanged myself."
"I think you have managed it, Crotchet," whispered Mr. Green, "I think that will do."
"I think you’ve got it, Crotchet," whispered Mr. Green, "I think that’ll do."
"To be sure it will, sir. All's right. Bless your heart, mobs is the stupidest beasts as is. You may do anything you like with them if you will only let them have their own way a little, but if so be as you trys to fight 'em, they is all horns and porkipines, quills and stone walls, and iron rails, they is!"
"Of course it will, sir. Everything's fine. Bless your heart, mobs are the dumbest creatures there are. You can do anything you want with them as long as you let them have their way a bit, but if you try to fight them, they're all horns and porcupines, quills and stone walls, and iron rails, they are!"
"You are right enough, Crotchet; and now then let Smith stay here and mind the house, and shut it all up snug till the morning; when it can be thoroughly searched, and you and I and Simmons here will go with Mrs. Lovett."
"You’re absolutely right, Crotchet; so let’s have Smith stay here to take care of the house and lock everything up tightly until morning. Then we can do a proper search, and you, me, and Simmons will go with Mrs. Lovett."
"And I too," said the cook. "We can go to Sir Richard's afterwards."
"And me too," said the cook. "We can go to Sir Richard's later."
"So we can—so we can. Come on, now."
"So we can—so we can. Come on, let's go."
"You will deliver me up to the mob," screamed Mrs. Lovett. "Mercy! Mercy! I shall be torn limb from limb. Oh, what a death! Are you men or fiends that you will condemn me to it? Mercy!—mercy!"
"You’re going to hand me over to the crowd," shouted Mrs. Lovett. "Please! Please! I’ll be ripped apart. Oh, what a way to die! Are you men or monsters to do this to me? Please!—have mercy!"
This sudden passion of Mrs. Lovett's was the very thing the officers would have desired, inasmuch as it materially helped to deceive the mob, and to prevent any idea upon the part of the infuriated people, that there was any collusion between the officers and Mrs. Lovett, for the purpose of getting her safely to prison.
This sudden obsession of Mrs. Lovett's was exactly what the officers wanted, as it significantly helped to fool the mob and kept the angry crowd from thinking there was any collaboration between the officers and Mrs. Lovett to ensure her safe transport to prison.
They dragged her out into Bell Yard, and then the shouts that the mob set up was truly terrific.
They pulled her out into Bell Yard, and the yelling from the crowd was truly overwhelming.
"Lights! Links!" cried a voice. "Let's show her the way!"
"Lights! Links!" shouted a voice. "Let's guide her!"
In a moment an oil-shop opposite to Mrs. Lovett's was plundered of a score or two of links, and being lighted with great rapidity from the solitary oil-lamp that there stood in the middle of Bell Yard, they sent a bright lurid glare upon the sea of heads, that seemed so close they might have been walked upon all the way to Fleet Street. Another shout echoed far and near, and then Crotchet took hold of one of Mrs. Lovett's arms, and Mr. Green hold of the other, and the cook and the other officers following, they all began slowly to make way through the mob.
In no time, an oil shop across from Mrs. Lovett's was raided for a couple dozen links, and it was quickly lit by the lone oil lamp in the middle of Bell Yard, casting a bright, eerie glow over the crowd that seemed so packed together they could have been walked on all the way to Fleet Street. Another shout rang out, echoing both near and far, and then Crotchet grabbed one of Mrs. Lovett's arms while Mr. Green took hold of the other. With the cook and the other officers trailing behind, they all slowly started to push their way through the mob.
"Let's get along with her," cried Crotchet. "I have her tight. She won't get away. Some of you get a good stout rope ready, and make a noose in it. We will hang her on the lamp-post at the top of the market. Bring her along. Make way a little. Only a little!"
"Let’s deal with her," shouted Crotchet. "I’ve got her under control. She won’t escape. Some of you get a strong rope ready and make a noose. We’ll hang her on the lamp post at the top of the market. Bring her here. Clear a path a bit. Just a bit!"
Mrs. Lovett shrieked as she saw the sea of angry faces before, behind, and on all sides of her. She thought that surely her last hour was come, and that a far more horrible death than any she had ever calculated upon in her worst moments of depression, was about to be hers. Her eyes were blood-shot—she bit her under lip through, and the blood poured from her mouth—she each moment that she could gather breath to do so, raised a fearful shriek, and the mob shouted and yelled, and swayed to and fro, and the links were tossed from hand to hand, flashing, and throwing around them thousands of bright sparks, and people rapidly joined the mob.
Mrs. Lovett screamed as she saw the sea of angry faces in front of her, behind her, and on all sides. She feared that her last hour had come, and that a much worse death than she had ever imagined in her darkest moments was about to be hers. Her eyes were bloodshot—she bit her lower lip hard enough to draw blood—and each moment she could catch her breath, she let out a terrified scream. The mob shouted and yelled, swaying back and forth, with links being tossed from hand to hand, sparking and throwing thousands of bright sparks around them, and more people quickly joined the crowd.
CHAPTER CXIV.
THE COOK WAITS UPON SIR RICHARD BLUNT AND HEARS NEWS.
It took a quarter of an hour to reach the coach from the door of Mrs. Lovett's shop, a distance that in twenty steps any one might have traversed; and, oh! what a quarter of an hour of horrible suffering that was to the wretched woman, whose crimes had so infuriated the populace, that with one voice they called for her death!
It took about fifteen minutes to walk from the door of Mrs. Lovett's shop to the coach, a distance that anyone could cover in just twenty steps; and oh! what a dreadful fifteen minutes it was for the miserable woman, whose actions had angered the crowd so much that they all shouted for her to be put to death!

Mrs. Lovett's Escort To The Gallows.
Mrs. Lovett's Escort to the Gallows.
The coach door was opened, and Crotchet pushed his prisoner in. Mr. Green, and the other officer and the cook followed her.
The coach door swung open, and Crotchet shoved his prisoner inside. Mr. Green, along with the other officer and the cook, followed her in.
"I will go on the box," said Crotchet.
"I'll get on the box," said Crotchet.
"Very well," said Green, "but be mindful of your own safety, Crotchet."
"Alright," Green said, "but keep an eye on your own safety, Crotchet."
"All's right. There ain't any more o' my sort in London, and I know I am rather a valuable piece o' goods. Has anybody got the rope ready for the lady?"
"Everything's fine. There aren't any more people like me in London, and I know I'm quite a valuable asset. Does anyone have the rope ready for the lady?"
"Here you are," said a man, "I have one."
"Here you go," said a man, "I have one."
"You get up behind then," said Crotchet, "for of course you know we shall soon want you."
"You get up behind then," Crotchet said, "since you know we’re going to need you soon."
"Yes, I will. That's right! It's all right, friends. I am to get up behind with the rope. Here's the rope!"
"Yes, I will. That's right! It's all good, friends. I’m going to stand behind with the rope. Here’s the rope!"
"Three cheers for the rope!" cried somebody, and the cheers were given with deafening violence. What will not a mob give three cheers for—ay, or any number of cheers you like to name? A piece of poor humanity in tinsel and fine linen, called a king or queen—a popular cry—a murderess—a rope—anything will suffice. Surely, Mr. Crotchet, you know something of the people!
"Three cheers for the rope!" someone shouted, and the cheers erupted with overwhelming intensity. What wouldn't a crowd cheer for—whether it's three cheers or however many you want to count? A person in fancy clothes, called a king or queen—a popular shout—a murderer—a rope—anything will do. Surely, Mr. Crotchet, you understand something about the people!
"Now," said Crotchet to the coachman, "are you as bold as brass, and as strong as an iron file?"
"Now," said Crotchet to the driver, "are you as bold as brass and as tough as an iron file?"
The coachman looked puzzled, but Mr. Crotchet pursued his queries.
The driver looked confused, but Mr. Crotchet kept asking questions.
"Will these 'osses, if they is frightened a bit, cut along quick?"
"Will these horses, if they're a little scared, run off quickly?"
"Rather," said the coachman. "The blessed fact is, that they won't cut along unless you do frighten them a bit; and as for me being an old file and having lots o' brass, I doesn't consider as I'm a bit worser nor my neighbours."
"Actually," said the driver. "The good thing is, they won’t move on unless you scare them a little; and as for me being an old-timer with a lot of experience, I don’t think I’m any worse than my neighbors."
"You is as hignorant as a badger!" said Crotchet. "Make yourself easy and give me the reins. The mobs o' people thinks as we is a going to hang the woman at the corner of Fleet Market, but if I lives another ten minutes, she will be in Newgate. There may be something of a scuffle, and if anything happens to you, or to the coach or the 'osses, the county will pay handsomely, so now give me the reins. You may not like to whip through them, but I haven't the least objection."
"You’re as clueless as a badger!" said Crotchet. "Just relax and give me the reins. The crowds think we’re going to hang the woman at Fleet Market, but if I have another ten minutes, she’ll be in Newgate. There might be a bit of a struggle, and if anything happens to you, the coach, or the horses, the county will compensate handsomely, so just hand me the reins. You might not want to rush through them, but I have no problem doing it."
The coachman looked scared and nervous, but he gave up the reins and the whip to Crotchet, and then leaning back on the box, he waited with no small trepidation the result of the expected disturbance, while he had only Mr. Crotchet's word that the county would pay for handsomely.
The coachman looked scared and anxious, but he handed over the reins and the whip to Crotchet. Then, leaning back on the box, he waited with considerable worry for the outcome of the anticipated chaos, relying solely on Mr. Crotchet's assurance that the county would pay well for it.
The short distance from the corner of Bell Yard to the end of Fleet Market was rapidly traversed, and when that interesting point was reached, the dense mass of people set up another shout, and began to surround the lamp-post that was there, and to fill up all the avenues.
The quick walk from the corner of Bell Yard to the end of Fleet Market was covered in no time, and when they got to that exciting spot, the crowd let out another cheer, started to gather around the lamp-post there, and filled up all the nearby streets.
"Get the rope up," said Crotchet.
"Pull the rope up," said Crotchet.
"Yes, yes. Hurrah! hurrah! Pull her out, and hang her!"
"Yes, yes. Hooray! Hooray! Get her out and hang her!"
The highly interesting process of getting the rope fixed upon the little projecting piece of iron, upon which the lamplighter was wont to rest his ladder, had the effect that Crotchet expected, namely, to attract general attention; and then, taking advantage of the moment, he seized the whip and used it with such effect upon the horses, that, terrified and half maddened, they set off with the coach at a tearing gallop.
The really interesting process of securing the rope to the small piece of iron where the lamplighter usually rested his ladder grabbed everyone's attention, just like Crotchet expected. Then, seizing the moment, he grabbed the whip and used it so effectively on the horses that, scared and half-crazed, they bolted off with the coach at full speed.
For a moment or two—and in that moment or two Mr. Crotchet with his prisoner got to the corner of the Old Bailey—the mob were so staggered by this unexpected elopement of the hackney-coach, that not a soul followed it. The idea that the horses had of their own accord started, being probably alarmed at the links, was the first that possessed the people, and many voices called out loudly—
For a minute or two—and in that minute or two Mr. Crotchet and his captive reached the corner of the Old Bailey—the crowd was so shocked by the sudden escape of the hackney coach that not a single person followed it. The thought that the horses had taken off on their own, likely scared by the chains, was the first that grabbed the attention of the people, and many voices shouted loudly—
"Pull 'em in—pull 'em in! Saw their heads off!"
"Bring them in—bring them in! Cut off their heads!"
But when they saw Mr. Crotchet fairly turn into the Old Bailey, the trick that had been played upon them became apparent; and one yell of indignation and rage burst from the multitude.
But when they saw Mr. Crotchet actually walk into the Old Bailey, it became clear what trick had been played on them; and a collective shout of anger and outrage erupted from the crowd.
The pursuit was immediate; but Mr. Crotchet had too much the start of the mob, and long before the struggling infuriated people, impeding each other as they tore along, had reached the corner of the Old Bailey, Mrs. Lovett was in the lobby of the prison, and the officers safely with her.
The chase was on right away; but Mr. Crotchet had too much of a head start on the crowd, and long before the angry, pushing people, getting in each other's way as they rushed along, reached the corner of the Old Bailey, Mrs. Lovett was in the lobby of the prison, with the officers safely by her side.
She looked like a corpse. The colour of her face was that of soiled white wax.
She looked like a corpse. The color of her face was like dirty white wax.
But mobs, if they cannot wreak their vengeance upon what may be, for distinction's sake, called the legitimate object of their displeasure, will do so upon something else; and upon reaching the door of Newgate, and finding there was no sort of chance of getting hold of Mrs. Lovett, they took the horses out of the hackney-coach, and started them off through the streets to go where they liked; and then, dragging the coach to Smithfield, they then and there made a bon-fire of it, and were very much satisfied and delighted, indeed.
But crowds, if they can’t take out their anger on what might be called the legitimate target of their frustration, will focus their rage on something else. When they reached the door of Newgate and realized there was no chance of getting to Mrs. Lovett, they pulled the horses out of the hackney-coach and let them go wherever they wanted. Then, they dragged the coach to Smithfield, where they set it on fire, feeling quite pleased and happy about it.
"Now, mum," said Crotchet to Mrs. Lovett, "didn't I say I'd bring yer to the old stone jug as safe as ninepence?"
"Now, mom," said Crotchet to Mrs. Lovett, "didn't I say I'd get you to the old stone jug safe and sound?"
She only looked at him vacantly; and then, glaring around her with a shudder, she said—
She just stared at him blankly; and then, looking around her with a shiver, she said—
"And this is Newgate!"
"And this is Newgate!"
"Just a few," said Crotchet.
"Only a few," said Crotchet.
The governor at this moment made his appearance, and began to give orders as to where Mrs. Lovett should be placed. A slight change of colour came over her face, as she said—
The governor showed up at that moment and started giving instructions on where Mrs. Lovett should be situated. A faint blush appeared on her face as she said—
"Shall I see Todd?"
"Should I see Todd?"
"Not at present," said the governor.
"Not right now," said the governor.
"I should like to see him to forgive him; for no doubt it is to him that I owe this situation. He has betrayed me!"
"I want to see him to forgive him because I definitely owe this situation to him. He has betrayed me!"
The look which she put on when she uttered the words "I should like to see him to forgive him," was so truly demoniac, that it was quite clear if she did see Todd, that whether she were armed or not, she would fly upon him, and try to take his life; and although in that she might fail, there would be very little doubt but that, in the process of failure, she would inflict upon him some very serious injury.
The expression she wore when she said, "I would like to see him to forgive him," was so intensely fierce that it was obvious if she did encounter Todd, whether she was armed or not, she would attack him and try to kill him; and even if she didn't succeed, there was little doubt that in her attempt, she would cause him some serious harm.
It was not likely, though, that the officials of Newgate would indulge her with an opportunity.
It was unlikely that the officials at Newgate would give her a chance.
"You had better all of you wait here," said the governor to Mr. Crotchet, and the officers, and the cook, "until the mob is gone."
"You all should wait here," said the governor to Mr. Crotchet, the officers, and the cook, "until the crowd clears out."
"The street is quite clear, sir," said a turnkey, "They have taken the coach to knock it to pieces, I suppose, sir."
"The street is pretty clear, sir," said a guard, "I guess they took the coach to break it apart, sir."
"And I'm done up at last!" said the coachman, wringing his hands, for he had, in fear for his own safety, made his way into the lobby of Newgate along with Mr. Crotchet; "I'm done up at last!"
"And I'm finished at last!" said the coachman, wringing his hands, because he had, worried for his own safety, entered the lobby of Newgate with Mr. Crotchet; "I'm finished at last!"
"Not at all," said the governor. "We would not have lost such a prisoner as this Mrs. Lovett, for the worth of fifty coaches. Every penny of your loss will be made good to you. There is a guinea, in the meantime—go home, and do not distress yourself upon the subject, my good fellow."
"Not at all," said the governor. "We wouldn’t have let someone like Mrs. Lovett go for the price of fifty coaches. Every penny of what you lost will be compensated. Here’s a guinea for now—go home, and don’t worry about it, my good man."
Upon this the coachman was greatly comforted, and with Mr. Crotchet and the officers, he left the lobby of Newgate at the same moment that Mrs. Lovett was led off into the interim of that gloomy and horrible abode.
Upon hearing this, the coachman felt much better, and with Mr. Crotchet and the officers, he left the lobby of Newgate just as Mrs. Lovett was taken away into that dark and dreadful place.
The object of the officer was now to get to the private office of Sir Richard Blunt as soon as possible, and let him know of the successful capture of Mrs. Lovett. Sir Richard, too, it will be remembered, had left a special message with the cook to repair to his office as soon as he could after his release from his bondage in Bell Yard, so that the liberated cook, who felt that he owed that liberation to the advice and assistance of Sir Richard, did not scruple to obey the directions of the magistrate at once.
The officer's goal now was to reach Sir Richard Blunt's private office as quickly as possible and inform him about the successful capture of Mrs. Lovett. It’s worth noting that Sir Richard had also left a special message with the cook to head to his office as soon as he could after being freed from his confinement in Bell Yard. So, the freed cook, who felt he owed his freedom to Sir Richard's advice and help, didn’t hesitate to follow the magistrate’s instructions immediately.
The private-office of Sir Richard, it will be recollected, was in Craven Street, at the bottom of the Strand.
The private office of Sir Richard, as you might remember, was on Craven Street, at the end of the Strand.
Upon the route there, Mr. Crotchet and the cook held a long and very serious discourse about the proceedings of Mrs. Lovett, and if the cook was able to tell the active and enterprising Crotchet much that was curious regarding the underground operations at Mrs. Lovett's, he, in return, received some curious edifying information concerning the lady's business connexion with Sweeney Todd, with the particulars of which the cook had been completely ignorant.
On the way there, Mr. Crotchet and the cook had a long and serious discussion about what Mrs. Lovett was up to. While the cook was able to share some interesting details about the secret activities going on at Mrs. Lovett's, Mr. Crotchet, in return, revealed some surprising and enlightening information about the lady's business relationship with Sweeney Todd, which the cook knew nothing about.
By the time they reached Craven Street, therefore, the cook's eyes were considerably opened, and many matters that had been to him extremely obscure, became all at once quite clear, so that he was upon the whole far from sorry for the companionship of the eccentric Crotchet on the road down the Strand to the magistrate's private office.
By the time they got to Craven Street, the cook's eyes were wide open, and many things that had been really confusing to him suddenly made total sense. Overall, he was actually glad for the company of the quirky Crotchet on the journey down the Strand to the magistrate's private office.
Sir Richard was at home, and anxiously expecting them, so that upon the first hint of their presence they were introduced to him, and he received the report of the officer with evident satisfaction.
Sir Richard was at home, eagerly waiting for them, so as soon as he heard the first sign of them arriving, they were brought to him, and he received the officer's report with clear satisfaction.
"Thank God," he said, "two of the greatest malefactors the world ever saw are now in the hands of justice."
"Thank God," he said, "two of the worst criminals the world has ever known are now in the hands of justice."
"Yes," said Crotchet. "They are cotched."
"Yeah," said Crotchet. "They’ve been caught."
"You may depend all of you," added Sir Richard, "that your conduct and great skill in exertions in this affair shall be by me communicated to the Secretary of State, who will not leave you unrewarded. Pray wait for me in the outer room, I have some private business with this gentleman."
"You can all count on it," Sir Richard added, "that your behavior and impressive efforts in this matter will be reported to the Secretary of State, who will ensure you are rewarded. Please wait for me in the outer room; I have some private business with this gentleman."
The officers were a little surprised to hear Sir Richard Blunt call Mrs. Lovett's cook, "this gentleman;" but they of course took no notice of the circumstance while in the presence of their principal, and in a few moments the magistrate was alone with the cook.
The officers were a bit surprised to hear Sir Richard Blunt refer to Mrs. Lovett's cook as "this gentleman," but they didn’t pay any attention to it while they were with their boss, and soon enough, the magistrate was alone with the cook.
From a cupboard in his room, then Sir Richard Blunt took wine and other refreshments, and laid them before the cook, saying—
From a cupboard in his room, Sir Richard Blunt then took out wine and other snacks and set them in front of the cook, saying—
"Refresh yourself, my friend; but for your own sake, as your fare has been but indifferent for some time, I beg you to be sparing."
"Take a break, my friend; but for your own good, since your meal has been pretty poor for a while, I urge you to be careful."
"I will, sir. I owe you much—very much!"
"I will, sir. I owe you a lot—really a lot!"
"You are free now."
"You're free now."
"I—am—sir."
"I am sir."
"And yet you are very unhappy."
"And yet you are really unhappy."
The cook started and changed colour slightly. He filled, for himself, a glass of wine, and after drinking it he heaved a sigh, as he said—
The cook started and turned a bit pale. He poured himself a glass of wine, and after drinking it, he let out a sigh as he said—
"Sir, I am unhappy. I do not care how soon the world and I part, sir. The hope—the dream of my life has gone from me. All that I lived for—all that I cherished as the brightest expectation of joy in this world has passed away like a vapour, and left not a rack behind. I am unhappy, and better, far better, would it have been for me if Sweeney Todd had taken my life, or if by some subtle poison, Mrs. Lovett had shuffled me out of the world—I am unhappy."
"Sir, I am miserable. I don’t care how soon the world and I go our separate ways, sir. The hope—the dream of my life is gone from me. Everything I lived for—all that I valued as the greatest promise of happiness in this world has vanished like mist, leaving nothing behind. I am unhappy, and honestly, it would have been much better for me if Sweeney Todd had ended my life, or if Mrs. Lovett had quietly poisoned me to leave this world—I am unhappy."
"Indeed! And you really think you have nothing in this world now to live for?"
"Seriously! Do you really think you have nothing in this world to live for anymore?"
"I do. But it is not a thought only. It is a knowledge—it is a fact that cannot be gainsaid or controverted. I tell you, sir, that I can never now hope to realise the happiness which was the day-dream of my existence, and which has passed from me like a dream, never—never to come again. It was in the despair contingent upon such thoughts and feelings, that I went to Mrs. Lovett and became her slave; but now I will be off far away from England, and on some foreign shore I will lay my bones."
"I do. But it’s not just a thought. It’s a certainty—it’s a reality that can’t be denied or argued against. I’m telling you, sir, that I can never hope to achieve the happiness that was the dream of my life, which has slipped away from me like a fleeting dream, never—never to return. It was in the despair that came from these thoughts and feelings that I went to Mrs. Lovett and became her servant; but now I will get away from England entirely, and on some distant shore, I will rest my bones."
"But, my good sir, you will be wanted on the trial of your old friend, Mrs. Lovett."
"But, my good man, you will be needed for the trial of your old friend, Mrs. Lovett."
"Cannot you hang the woman without my help?"
"Can't you hang the woman without me helping?"
"Yes, I think we might, but so material a witness to her infamy as yourself cannot be dispensed with. Of course I do not pretend to be a conjuror, or to say to any man—'You shall be happy in spite of all your prognostications to the contrary;' but from what you have told me of your story, I must confess that to my perception you take much too gloomy a view of your condition."
"Yes, I think we could, but someone as significant a witness to her disgrace as you can't be left out. I don’t claim to be a magician or to tell anyone—'You will be happy no matter what you think;' but based on what you've shared about your situation, I have to admit that it seems like you have a much too negative perspective on your circumstances."
"Too gloomy!" exclaimed the cook, as he filled himself up another glass of wine. "Too gloomy! My dear, sir, you don't know how I loved that girl—you don't know how I—I—But it is no matter now—all that is past. Oh God! that she should be false to me—she of all persons in the great world!"
"Too depressing!" the cook exclaimed, pouring himself another glass of wine. "Too depressing! My dear sir, you have no idea how much I loved that girl—you don't know how I—I—But it doesn't matter now—it's all in the past. Oh God! How could she betray me—she of all people in this big world!"
"And so you will let this little disappointment of the heart, place you in your youth quite beside all possible enjoyment? Is this wise, sir? Is it even manly?"
"And so you’re going to let this little heartache keep you from enjoying your youth? Is that smart, sir? Is it even manly?"
The poor cook was silent for a few moments, and then in a voice of deep emotion, he said—
The poor cook was quiet for a few moments, and then in a deeply emotional voice, he said—
"Sir, you don't know how much I loved her. You do not know how I pictured to myself happiness with her alone. You do not know, sir, how, even when death stared me in the face, I thought of her and her only, and how—But no matter—no matter, sir. She is false, and it is madness to speak of her. Let her go, sir. It is just possible that in the time to come, I may outlive the despair that now fills my heart."
"Sir, you have no idea how much I loved her. You don’t know how I imagined happiness would be just the two of us. You don’t know, sir, how, even when death was looming, I thought only of her, and how—But it doesn’t matter—none of it matters, sir. She’s untrue, and it’s crazy to talk about her. Let her go, sir. It’s possible that in the future, I might move past the despair that fills my heart right now."
"You surely will."
"You definitely will."
"I do not think it. But I will hope that I may."
"I don't think so. But I'll hope that I can."
"And have you really no hope—no innate lurking supposition in your mind, that you may be doing her an injustice in your suspicions of her faith?"
"And do you really have no hope—no sneaking thought in your mind that you might be unfairly judging her faith?"
"Suspicions?"
"Any suspicions?"
"Ay, sir, suspicions, for even you must admit that you know nothing."
"Yeah, sir, there are suspicions, because even you have to admit that you don't know anything."
"Know nothing, sir?"
"Don't know anything, sir?"
"Absolutely nothing. You will find, if you come to consider the affair, that, as I say, you know nothing, but suspect much; and so upon mere suspicion you will make your future life miserable. I would not so bend to circumstances if the whole world stood up before me, and told me I was right in my dread thoughts of one whom I had loved."
"Absolutely nothing. You'll see, if you think about it, that, as I said, you know nothing but suspect a lot; and so, based on mere suspicion, you'll make your future life miserable. I wouldn't give in to circumstances even if the whole world stood before me, telling me I was right to doubt someone I had loved."
The poor cook glanced at Sir Richard Blunt, and for the space of about half a minute, not one word passed between them. Then in a low voice, the cook said—
The poor cook looked at Sir Richard Blunt, and for about half a minute, neither of them said a word. Then, in a quiet voice, the cook said—
"You have read Romeo and Juliet, sir?"
"You've read Romeo and Juliet, right?"
"Yes—what then?"
"Yes—what's next?"
"There is one line there, in which we read that
"There is one line there, in which we read that
"Well, how would you apply that line to the present circumstances?"
"Well, how would you use that line in the current situation?"
"I would say you have never loved, sir, and I have loved."
"I would say you have never loved, sir, and I have loved."
"A broad assumption that, my friend," said Sir Richard Blunt, "a very broad assertion, indeed. But come, I have to spare a short time. Will you, in recompense for what I have done for you, relate to me more fully than you have done, how it is that you suspect her whom you loved of falsehood to you?"
"A big assumption there, my friend," said Sir Richard Blunt, "a very bold claim, for sure. But come on, I have a little time to spare. Will you, as a favor for what I've done for you, tell me in more detail than you have how it is that you suspect the woman you loved of lying to you?"
"Do not say loved, sir; I love her still."
"Don't say 'loved,' sir; I still love her."
"I am glad to hear it. I pray you to go on, and tell me now all, if you feel that you can have sufficient confidence in me, and that you can view me with a sufficient friendly feeling."
"I’m glad to hear that. Please go ahead and tell me everything now, if you feel you can trust me enough and see me in a friendly way."
"Oh, sir, why do you doubt me? Do I not owe to you my life? Do I not owe it to you that I escaped the death that without a doubt was designed for me by Todd? and was it not by your persevering, that at length I had patience enough to wait until the proper time had come for my release, when it could be accomplished without the shadow of a doubt as to the result?"
"Oh, sir, why do you doubt me? Don't I owe my life to you? Haven't you ensured that I escaped the death that Todd clearly intended for me? And wasn't it your persistence that finally gave me the patience to wait until the right moment for my release, when it could be done without any uncertainty about the outcome?"
"Well," said Sir Richard Blunt, with a smile, "I hope then that I have established some claim upon you; so now tell me your story, my friend, and at the end of it I will, from my experience, do what I can to bring you substantial comfort."
"Well," said Sir Richard Blunt, smiling, "I hope I've earned some trust from you; so now share your story with me, my friend, and by the end, I'll do my best to bring you some real comfort based on my experience."
"You shall hear all, sir," said the cook, "but comfort and I have parted long since, I fear, from each other for ever."
"You'll hear everything, sir," said the cook, "but I’m afraid comfort and I have been separated for a long time, perhaps forever."
CHAPTER CXV.
THE COOK BECOMES A VERY IMPORTANT PERSONAGE.
At this last declaration of Mrs. Lovett's late cook, regarding the tender adieu that he and comfort had taken of each other, Sir Richard Blunt only smiled faintly, and slightly inclined his hand as much as to say—
At Mrs. Lovett's late cook's final statement about the gentle farewell he and comfort had exchanged, Sir Richard Blunt just smiled weakly and slightly gestured with his hand, almost as if to say—
"That is all very well, but I am waiting to hear your story, if you please."
"That sounds great, but I'm waiting to hear your story, if you don't mind."
"Well, sir," added the cook. "You already know that I am not exactly what I seem, and that my being in that most abominable woman's employment as a cook, was one of those odd freaks of fortune, which will at times detract the due order of society, and place people in the most extraordinary positions."
"Well, sir," the cook added. "You already know that I'm not exactly what I seem, and that my role as a cook in that awful woman's employment was one of those strange twists of fate that sometimes disrupt the natural order of society and put people in the most unusual situations."
"Exactly."
"Exactly."
"I am, sir, an orphan, and was brought up by an uncle with every expectation that he would be kind and liberal to me as I progressed in years; but he had taken his own course and had made up his mind as to what I was to be, how I was to look, and what I was to say and to do, without asking himself the question, if nature was good enough to coincide with him or not. The consequence was then, that directly he found me very different from what he wished me to be, he was very angry indeed, and then I put the finishing stroke to his displeasure, by committing the greatest crime that in his eyes I could commit: I fell in love."
"I am, sir, an orphan, and I was raised by an uncle who seemed likely to be kind and generous as I grew up; however, he followed his own path and decided what I should be, how I should look, and what I should say and do, without considering whether I was naturally inclined to align with his ideas. As a result, when he saw that I was very different from what he wanted, he became extremely angry, and I further aggravated his anger by committing the worst sin in his eyes: I fell in love."
"Humph!"
"Ugh!"
"Yes, sir, that was just what he said at first, when some officious friend told of it, and sending for me he said—'You must give up all love nonsense if you wish to preserve my favour,' upon which I said—'Sir, did you never love?' 'That is not the question,' he said. 'It is of your follies now, not mine, that we are speaking,' and so he turned me out of the room."
"Yes, sir, that’s exactly what he said at first when some nosy friend mentioned it. He called for me and said, 'You have to stop all this love nonsense if you want to stay in my good graces.' I replied, 'Sir, have you never loved?' 'That’s not the issue,' he said. 'We’re talking about your foolishness now, not mine,' and then he kicked me out of the room."
"And what did you do? Did you give up your love?"
"And what did you do? Did you let go of your love?"
"No, sir; if he had asked me to give up my life that would have been much easier to me."
"No, sir; if he had asked me to give up my life, that would have been much easier for me."
"Go on. What then happened?"
"Go on. What happened next?"
"Why, sir, my uncle and I met very seldom, but there was one upon my track that he paid to follow me, and to report my actions to him; and that spy—oh, that I had caught him! that spy made my uncle acquainted with the fact, that I continued, despite his prohibition, to meet with the only being who ever awakened in my bosom a tender feeling; and so I was abandoned by my relative, and left penniless almost."
"Why, sir, my uncle and I rarely met, but there was one person he paid to follow me and report my activities. That spy—oh, if only I had caught him!—led my uncle to discover that I was still meeting with the only person who ever stirred any tenderness in my heart, despite his orders not to. Because of this, my uncle rejected me and left me almost broke."
"But you had youth and health?"
"But you had youth and health?"
"I had, and I resolved to make use of those advantages as best I might, by endeavouring while they lasted, frail and fluttering possessions as they are, to make a home for myself and for her whom I loved."
"I had some advantages, and I decided to take full advantage of them while I could, these fragile and fleeting possessions, to create a home for myself and the woman I loved."
"The feeling, I presume, was reciprocal?"
"The feeling, I assume, was mutual?"
"I thought so."
"That's what I thought."
"Was it only a thought, then?"
"Was that just a thought, then?"
"Alas! no. It was a certainty; and if an angel with wings fresh spread from Heaven, and carrying upon them the soft light of an eternal world, had come to me and told me that she would be false to me, I would not have believed as much."
"Unfortunately, no. It was a certainty; and if an angel with freshly spread wings from Heaven, bringing the soft light of an eternal world, had come to me and told me that she would be unfaithful to me, I wouldn't have believed it at all."
"And yet—"
"And yet—"
"And yet, as you say, I have found her false. Well—well, Sir Richard—let me proceed. The thought of her unmans me at moments, but in time I may recover from such feelings."
"And yet, as you say, I have found her to be dishonest. Well—well, Sir Richard—let me continue. The thought of her breaks me down at times, but eventually, I might recover from these feelings."
"Most unquestionably you will; and then you will look to your present condition of mind with such a smile of incredulity, and only a faint faith in your own memory that paints you such feelings."
"You're definitely going to; and then you'll look back at how you're feeling right now with a smile of disbelief, and just a slight trust in your own memory that creates those feelings."
"I cannot say, sir, that it will not be so, but I do not think so. To proceed, however. I heard that an expedition was about to start to explore some rich islands in the Southern Sea. If successful, every one who took part in it would be enriched; and if unsuccessful, I could not lose my life in a better cause then in trying to make a happy home for her whom I love. I at once embraced the proposition, and became one of the adventurers, much against the inclination of the gentle girl whom I loved, and who in imagination pictured to herself a thousand dangers as involved in the enterprise."
"I can’t say, sir, that it won’t happen, but I really don’t think so. Anyway, I heard that a journey was about to kick off to explore some valuable islands in the Southern Sea. If it worked out, everyone involved would get rich; and if it didn’t, I couldn’t think of a better reason to risk my life than trying to create a happy home for the woman I love. I immediately accepted the offer and became one of the adventurers, despite the strong hesitations of the sweet girl I loved, who imagined a thousand dangers that could come with the venture."
"You went?"
"You went?"
"I did, and with every hope of returning in about a year an independent man. I thought little of the perils I was about to encounter in my voyage. I and the fair girl upon whom I had fixed my best hopes and affections parted, after many tears and protestations of fidelity. I kept my faith."
"I did, and with every hope of coming back in about a year as an independent man. I didn’t think much about the dangers I was about to face on my journey. The beautiful girl I had placed my best hopes and feelings in and I parted ways after many tears and promises of loyalty. I kept my word."
"And she?"
"And her?"
"Broke hers."
"Broke hers."
"As you think—as you think. You cannot be too cautious, my young friend, in making assertions of that character."
"As you think— as you think. You can't be too careful, my young friend, when making statements like that."
"Cautious, sir? Am I to believe the evidence of my own eyes, or am I not?"
"Cautious, sir? Should I trust what I see, or not?"
"Not always," said Sir Richard Blunt, calmly. "But I pray you go on with your narrative."
"Not always," Sir Richard Blunt said calmly. "But please continue with your story."
"I will. The principal object of the voyage failed entirely; but by pure accident I got possession of a String of Pearls, of very great value indeed, which, provided I could get home in safety, would value in Europe quite a sufficient sum to enable us to live in comfort. But the dangers of the deep assailed us. We were wrecked; and fully believing that I should not survive, I handed the pearls to a stronger comrade, and begged him to take them to her whom I had loved, to tell herself my fate, and to bid her not weep for me, since I had died happy in the thought that I had achieved something for her; and so, my friend and I parted. I was preserved and got on board a merchant vessel bound for England, where I arrived absolutely penniless. But I had a heart full of hope and joy; for if I could but find my poor girl faithful to me, I felt that we might yet be happy, whether my comrade had lived to bring to her the pearls or not."
"I will. The main goal of the journey completely failed; but by sheer chance, I ended up with a string of pearls that are extremely valuable, which, if I could get home safely, would be worth a good amount in Europe to let us live comfortably. But we faced the dangers of the sea. We were shipwrecked, and believing I wouldn't survive, I gave the pearls to a stronger friend and asked him to take them to the woman I loved, to tell her my fate, and to tell her not to cry for me, since I had died happy knowing I did something for her; and so, my friend and I parted ways. I survived and boarded a merchant ship bound for England, where I arrived completely broke. But I was full of hope and joy; because if I could find my dear girl still faithful to me, I felt that we could still be happy, whether my friend had lived to bring her the pearls or not."
"And you found her?"
"And did you find her?"
"You shall hear, sir. I walked from Southampton to London, subsisting on the road as best I could. Sometimes I met with kind treatment at farm-houses, and sometimes with quite the reverse, until at length I reached London tolerably exhausted, as you may suppose, and in anything but a good plight."
"You'll hear me out, sir. I walked from Southampton to London, making do as best as I could. Sometimes I was treated kindly at farmhouses, and other times the complete opposite, until finally I reached London pretty worn out, as you can imagine, and not in a good state at all."
"Well, but you found your girl all right, I suppose?"
"Well, I guess you found your girl, right?"
"No. I walked up the Strand; and as some of our happiest interviews had taken place in the Temple Gardens, I could not resist turning aside for a moment to look at the old familiar spot, when what do you think was the sight that met my eyes?"
"No. I walked up the Strand; and since some of our happiest meetings had happened in the Temple Gardens, I couldn’t help but take a quick detour to check out the old familiar place. And do you know what I saw?"
"I really can't say."
"I honestly can't say."
"I will tell you, sir. I saw her whom I loved—the young and beautiful girl for whom I had gone through so much—the being upon whose faith and constancy I would at any time have staked my life—the, as I thought, most innocent, guileless creature upon the face of the earth—"
"I'll tell you, sir. I saw her—the young and beautiful girl I loved, the one I had endured so much for—the person whose faith and loyalty I would have staked my life on at any moment—the one I believed to be the most innocent, genuine person in the world—"
"Well, well, my good friend, what did you see this paragon of perfection about?"
"Well, well, my good friend, what did you see in this perfect example?"
"You will not believe it, sir."
"You won't believe it, dude."
"Oh, yes, I shall—do not be afraid of that—I shall believe it. Your narrative bears too much the stamp of truth about it for me to doubt it for a moment. I pray you to go on."
"Oh, yes, I will—don’t worry about that—I will believe it. Your story has too much of the ring of truth for me to doubt it for even a second. Please continue."
"I will then. The first object that met my eyes in that Temple Garden was the being whom I loved so fondly leaning upon the arm of a man in a military undress—leaning, did I say, upon his arm? she was almost upon his breast, and he was actually supporting her with one of his arms round her waist."
"I will then. The first thing I saw in that Temple Garden was the person I loved so deeply, leaning on the arm of a man in military casual wear—leaning, did I say, on his arm? She was almost against his chest, and he was actually holding her up with one arm around her waist."
"Well?"
"What's up?"
"What, sir! Is that all you can say to it? Would you say 'Well?' if you saw the only creature you ever loved in such a situation, sir? Well, indeed!"
"What, sir! Is that all you can say? Would you really say 'Well?' if you saw the only person you ever loved in that kind of situation, sir? Really!"
"My dear friend, do not get excited, now."
"My dear friend, don’t get worked up now."
"Oh, sir, it would excite a stick or a stone."
"Oh, man, it could get even a stick or a rock excited."
"Excuse me, then, for having said 'Well,' and go on with your story. What did she say to excuse herself to you?"
"Sorry for saying 'Well,' so go ahead with your story. What did she say to explain herself to you?"
"'Tis well, sir—of course, I cannot expect others to feel as I do upon such an occasion. I did not speak to her, sir. The sight of such perfidy was enough for me. From that moment she fell from the height I had raised her to in my imagination, and nothing she could say, and nothing I could say, would raise her up again."
"It's fine, sir—obviously, I can't expect others to feel the same way I do about this situation. I didn’t talk to her, sir. Just seeing such betrayal was enough for me. From that moment, she fell from the pedestal I had placed her on in my mind, and nothing she could say, and nothing I could say, would bring her back up again."
"And you, then, only walked away?"
"And you just left?"
"That is all. With such a pang at my heart at the moment as I wonder did not kill me, I walked away, and left her to her own conclusions."
"That's it. With a sharp pain in my heart at that moment that felt like it could break me, I walked away and left her to figure things out on her own."
"Then—then, my young friend, you did the very reverse of what I should have done, for you should have gone up to her, and politely taken leave of her, so as to let her know at all events that you were aware of her perfidy. I should not have been content to let her have the satisfaction of thinking I was at the bottom of the sea while she was enjoying a flirtation with her officer; but, of course, different people take different courses upon emergencies. There is one thing, however, that I wonder you did not inquire about."
"Then—then, my young friend, you did just the opposite of what I would have done, because you should have gone up to her and politely said goodbye, to let her know that you were aware of her betrayal. I wouldn't have been okay with letting her think I was completely out of the picture while she was enjoying a fling with her officer; but, of course, people handle emergencies in their own ways. However, there’s one thing I’m surprised you didn’t ask about."
"What was that?"
"What was that?"
"Your String of Pearls. How could you tell but that your friend had got to London, and had actually given her the Pearls with your message appended to them? I really am surprised that you did not step forward and say, 'Oblige me, miss, with my pearls, if you no longer favour me with your affections!'"
"Your String of Pearls. How could you not think that your friend made it to London and actually gave her the Pearls along with your message? I'm honestly surprised you didn’t just step up and say, 'Please hand over my pearls, if you're no longer interested in me!'"
"No, no. To tell the truth, I was too heart-broken at the time to care about anything in all the world; I had lost her who was to me the greatest jewel it had ever contained, and I cared for nothing else. I do believe I was a little mad, for I walked about the rest of that day, not knowing where I went to, and at last I found myself, tired, worn out, famishing, opposite to Mrs. Lovett's shop-window, and the steam of those abominable pies began to tempt me, so much that I went into the shop, and after some talk, I actually accepted the situation of cook to her, and there, but for you, I should have breathed my last."
"No, no. Honestly, I was too heartbroken at the time to care about anything in the world; I had lost her, the greatest treasure I ever had, and nothing else mattered to me. I really think I was a little crazy because I wandered around the rest of that day, not knowing where I was going, until I finally ended up, exhausted, worn out, starving, outside Mrs. Lovett's shop window. The smell of those awful pies started to tempt me so much that I walked inside, and after some conversation, I actually agreed to work as her cook, and there, if it weren't for you, I would have ended my life."
"Not a doubt of it. And now, my young friend, you know that I am a police-magistrate, and I dare say you have heard a great deal about my sources of information, and the odd way in which I find out things when folks think they keep them a profound secret. You have told me all your history, but you have thought proper, as you were, if you pleased, quite justified in doing, to withhold your name."
"Absolutely. Now, my young friend, you know that I’m a police magistrate, and I bet you’ve heard a lot about how I gather information and the unusual ways I discover things when people believe they’re keeping their secrets hidden. You’ve shared your entire story with me, but you’ve chosen, as you are completely justified in doing, to keep your name to yourself."
"I have done so, but I hardly know why. I will tell it to you, however, now."
"I've done that, but I'm not really sure why. I'll share it with you now, though."
"Hold, I know it."
"Wait, I know it."
"You know it, sir?"
"Do you know it, sir?"
"Yes, your name is Mark Ingestrie!"
"Yes, your name is Mark Ingestrie!"
"It is, indeed. But how you came to know that, sir, is to me most mysterious."
"It really is. But how you found that out, sir, is a complete mystery to me."
"Oh, I know more than that. The name of the young lady who, you believe, played you such a trick, is Johanna Oakley."
"Oh, I know more than that. The name of the young woman whom you think pulled such a trick on you is Johanna Oakley."
Mark Ingestrie, for it was indeed no other, sprang to his feet, exclaiming—
Mark Ingestrie, and it was truly no one else, jumped to his feet, exclaiming—
"Are you man or devil, that you know what I have never breathed to you?"
"Are you a man or a devil, that you know what I've never told you?"
"Don't be surprised, my young friend. I can tell you a little more than that even. The friend to whom you intrusted your String of Pearls, was named Francis Thornhill; and his dog—let me see—Oh, his large dog was called 'Hector.'"
"Don't be surprised, my young friend. I can share a bit more than that. The friend you trusted with your String of Pearls was named Francis Thornhill; and his dog—let me think—Oh, his big dog was called 'Hector.'"
Mark Ingestrie trembled excessively, and sinking back in his seat, he turned very pale.
Mark Ingestrie shook uncontrollably, and as he sank back in his seat, he turned very pale.
"This must be a dream," he said, "or you, sir, get your information from the spirits of the dead."
"This has to be a dream," he said, "or you're getting your information from the spirits of the dead."
"Not at all. But have you faith in my inspiration now sufficient to induce you to believe anything that I may tell you?"
"Not at all. But do you have enough faith in my inspiration now to make you believe anything I might tell you?"
"In good truth, I have; and I may well have, for after what you have already told me, your power of knowledge cannot by me be for one moment doubted."
"Honestly, I do; and I probably should, because based on what you’ve already told me, I can’t doubt your knowledge for a second."
"Very well, then. In the first place, Mr. Francis Thornhill reached London in safety."
"Okay, then. First of all, Mr. Francis Thornhill arrived in London safely."
"He did?"
"Seriously?"
"I tell you so. He arrived in London with your String of Pearls in his pocket. He fully believed you were dead. Indeed, he fancied that he had seen the last of you, and was quite prepared to say as much to Miss Johanna Oakley."
"I’m telling you. He came to London with your String of Pearls in his pocket. He truly thought you were dead. In fact, he believed he had seen the last of you and was ready to tell Miss Johanna Oakley just that."
"And he did? That will be some excuse for her, if she thought that I was gone."
"And he really did? That’ll be some excuse for her if she thought I was gone."
"No, he did not. On his route he turned into the shop of Sweeney Todd to be shaved, and there he was murdered."
"No, he didn’t. On his way, he stopped at Sweeney Todd’s shop to get a shave, and that’s where he was killed."
"Murdered!"
"Murdered!"
"Yes, most foully murdered; and the String of Pearls got into the possession of that man, proving ultimately one of the means by which his frightful villainous crime came to light. The dog remained at Todd's door seeking for its master, to the great discomfiture of the murderer, who made every effort within his power for its destruction, in which however he did not succeed."
"Yes, murdered in a terrible way; and the String of Pearls ended up in that man’s hands, ultimately becoming one of the ways his horrific crime was uncovered. The dog stayed at Todd's door looking for its owner, much to the annoyance of the murderer, who did everything he could to get rid of it, though he was unsuccessful."
"Gracious Heaven! my poor friend Thornhill to meet with such a fate! Oh God! and all on account of that fatal String of Pearls! Oh, Thornhill—Thornhill! rather would I have sunk for ever beneath the wave, than such a dreadful end should have been yours."
"Gracious Heaven! My poor friend Thornhill has to face such a fate! Oh God! All because of that cursed String of Pearls! Oh, Thornhill—Thornhill! I would rather have drowned forever than for you to meet such a dreadful end."
"The past cannot be recalled," said Sir Richard. "It is only with the present, and with the future that we have anything to do now. Would you like to hear more?"
"The past can't be remembered," said Sir Richard. "We only deal with the present and the future now. Would you like to hear more?"
"More? Of whom? Is he not dead?—my poor friend?"
"More? Who are we talking about? Isn't he dead?—my poor friend?"
"Yes, he is dead; but I can tell you more of other people. I can tell you that Johanna Oakley was faithful to you. I can tell you that she mourned your loss as you would wish her to mourn it, knowing how you would mourn hers. I can tell you that the gentleman's arm she was leaning upon was only a dear friend, and that the fact of her having to be supported by him at the unlucky moment when you saw this was solely owing to the deep grief she was plunged into upon your account."
"Yes, he's dead; but I can share more about other people. I can tell you that Johanna Oakley was loyal to you. I can tell you that she grieved your loss just as you would want her to, knowing how you would grieve hers. I can tell you that the man's arm she was leaning on was just a close friend, and the reason she needed his support at the unfortunate moment when you saw this was entirely because of the deep sorrow she felt for you."
"Oh no—no—no!"
"Oh no—no—no!"
"I say yes. It was so, Mr. Ingestrie; and if you had at that moment stepped forward, you would have saved yourself much misery, and you would have saved her such heart-breaking thoughts, and such danger, as it will frighten you to listen to."
"I agree. It was true, Mr. Ingestrie; and if you had stepped forward at that moment, you would have spared yourself a lot of pain, and you would have spared her from such heart-wrenching thoughts and dangers that will terrify you to hear about."
CHAPTER CXVI.
JOHANNA IS AMPLY PAID FOR HER BRIEF SERVICE AT TODD'S.
Upon hearing all this, poor Mark Ingestrie turned very faint and fell back in his chair, looking so pale and wan, that Sir Richard Blunt was compelled to go across the room to hold him up. After giving him a glass of wine, he recovered, and with a deep sigh he said—
Upon hearing all this, poor Mark Ingestrie felt very faint and slumped back in his chair, looking so pale and weak that Sir Richard Blunt had to cross the room to support him. After giving him a glass of wine, he regained his strength, and with a deep sigh he said—
"And so I have wronged her after all! Oh, my Johanna, I am unworthy of you!"
"And so I've hurt her after all! Oh, my Johanna, I don't deserve you!"
"That," said Sir Richard, "is a subject entirely for the young lady's own consideration.—N. O. W."
"That," said Sir Richard, "is a topic that she can think about on her own. —N. O. W."
Mark Ingestrie looked curiously in the face of Sir Richard Blunt, as with marked emphasis upon each letter he said, "N. O. W!" But he had not to wait long for an explanation of what it meant. A door at the back of the room was flung open, and Johanna sprung forward with a cry of joy. In another moment she was in the arms of Mark Ingestrie, and Sir Richard Blunt had left the room.
Mark Ingestrie looked curiously at Sir Richard Blunt as he emphasized each letter and said, "N. O. W!" But he didn’t have to wait long for an explanation of what it meant. A door at the back of the room swung open, and Johanna rushed in with a shout of joy. In a moment, she was in Mark Ingestrie's arms, and Sir Richard Blunt had left the room.

The Meeting Of Mark And Johanna.
The Meeting of Mark and Johanna.
It would be quite impossible, if we had the will to attempt it, for us to go through the scene that took place between Johanna Oakley and Mark Ingestrie in the magistrate's parlour. For about half an hour they quite forgot where they were, or that there was any one in the world but themselves. At the end of that period of time, though, Sir Richard Blunt gently walked into the room.
It would be nearly impossible, if we wanted to try, for us to relive the moment that happened between Johanna Oakley and Mark Ingestrie in the magistrate's office. For about half an hour, they completely lost track of their surroundings and didn't think about anyone else in the world but each other. However, after that time, Sir Richard Blunt quietly entered the room.
"Well," he said, "have you come to any understanding about that military man in the Temple Gardens?"
"Well," he said, "have you figured anything out about that soldier in the Temple Gardens?"
Johanna sprang towards the magistrate, and placing her arms upon his breast, she kissed him on the cheek.
Johanna jumped toward the magistrate, put her arms on his chest, and kissed him on the cheek.
"Sir," she said, "you are our very dear friend, and I love you as I love my father."
"Sir," she said, "you're a very dear friend, and I love you like I love my father."
"God bless you!" said Sir Richard, "You have, by those few words, more then repaid me for all that I have done. Are you happy?"
"God bless you!" said Sir Richard. "With those few words, you’ve more than repaid me for everything I’ve done. Are you happy?"
"Very, very happy."
"Super happy."
"So very happy, sir," said Ingestrie, as his eyes glistened through tears of joy, "that I can hardly believe in its reality."
"So incredibly happy, sir," said Ingestrie, his eyes shining with joyful tears, "that I can barely believe it's real."
"And yet you are both so poor."
"And yet you both are so poor."
"Ah, sir, what is poverty when we shall be together?"
"Ah, sir, what does poverty mean when we'll be together?"
"We will face that foe, Mark, I think," said Johanna, with a smile, "and he shall not extort a tear from us."
"We will confront that enemy, Mark, I believe," said Johanna with a smile, "and he won’t squeeze a tear out of us."
"Well," said Sir Richard, as he opened his desk, "since you are not to be knocked down by poverty, what say you to riches? Do you know these, Mr. Ingestrie?"
"Well," said Sir Richard, as he opened his desk, "since you aren't going to be brought down by poverty, how do you feel about wealth? Are you familiar with these, Mr. Ingestrie?"
"Why, that is my String of Pearls."
"That's my string of pearls."
"Yes. I took this from Todd's escritoire myself, and they are yours and Johanna's. Will you permit me always to call you Johanna?"
"Yes. I took this from Todd's desk myself, and they belong to you and Johanna. Will you let me always call you Johanna?"
"Oh, yes—yes. Do so. All who love me call me Johanna."
"Oh, yes—yes. Go ahead. Everyone who loves me calls me Johanna."
"Very well. This String of Pearls, I have ascertained, is worth a sufficient sum to place you both very far above all the primary exigences of life. It will be necessary to produce them at the trial of Sweeney Todd, but after that event they will be handed to you to do what you please with them, when you can realise them at at once, and be happy enough with the proceeds."
"Alright. I've confirmed that this String of Pearls is worth enough to lift you both well above the basic needs of life. You'll need to present them at Sweeney Todd's trial, but afterward, they'll be given to you to do whatever you want with them. You can cash them in right away and be happy with what you get."
"If my poor friend, Thornhill," sighed Mark Ingestrie, "could but have lived to see this day!"
"If my poor friend, Thornhill," sighed Mark Ingestrie, "could have just lived to see this day!"
"That, indeed, would have been a joy," said Johanna.
"That really would have been a joy," said Johanna.
"Yes," said the magistrate; "but the grave has closed on his poor remains—at least, I may say so figuratively. He was one of Todd's victims, one of his numerous victims; for I do believe that, for a long time, scarcely a week passed that did not witness some three or four murders in that man's shop."
"Yeah," said the magistrate; "but the grave has closed on his poor remains—at least, I can say that figuratively. He was one of Todd's victims, one of his many victims; I truly believe that for a long time, hardly a week went by without three or four murders happening in that man's shop."
"Horrible!"
"Terrible!"
"You may well use that expression, in speaking of the career of Sweeney Todd. It has been most horrible; but there cannot be a doubt of his expiating his crimes upon the scaffold, together with his partner in guilt, Mrs. Lovett."
"You might as well use that phrase when talking about Sweeney Todd's life. It has been extremely awful; but there's no doubt he'll pay for his crimes on the gallows, along with his partner in crime, Mrs. Lovett."
Mark Ingestrie gave a shudder as that woman's name was mentioned, for it put him in mind of the cellar where he had lived so long, and where it was only by the most good fortune that he had not terminated his career.
Mark Ingestrie shuddered when that woman's name came up because it reminded him of the cellar where he had lived for so long, and where it was only by sheer luck that he hadn't ended his life.
Before they could say any more, one of the officers in attendance upon Sir Richard, announced Colonel Jeffery.
Before they could say anything else, one of the officers attending Sir Richard announced Colonel Jeffery.
"Ah, that is your dreadful military rival," said Sir Richard to Ingestrie. "That is the gentleman whom you saw in the garden of the Temple with Johanna."
"Ah, that's your awful military rival," Sir Richard said to Ingestrie. "That's the guy you saw in the garden of the Temple with Johanna."
"I have much to thank him for. His conduct to Johanna has been most noble."
"I have a lot to thank him for. His behavior towards Johanna has been very honorable."
The colonel smiled when he saw Mark Ingestrie and Johanna, for he well knew, from private information he had got from the magistrate, that Mark Ingestrie and Mrs. Lovett's cook were identical; and holding out his hand to the young man, he said—
The colonel smiled when he saw Mark Ingestrie and Johanna, because he knew from a tip he got from the magistrate that Mark Ingestrie and Mrs. Lovett's cook were the same person; and extending his hand to the young man, he said—
"Accept of my best and sincerest wishes, Mr. Ingestrie."
"Please accept my best and sincerest wishes, Mr. Ingestrie."
"And you, sir," said Mark, "accept of my best thanks. Our gratitude is largely due to you, sir."
"And you, sir," said Mark, "thank you very much. We owe you a lot of our gratitude, sir."
"I am quite repaid by this very happy result; and I have the pleasure of informing you, Sir Richard, that poor Tobias is very much better indeed."
"I am really pleased with this great outcome; and I have the joy of telling you, Sir Richard, that poor Tobias is doing much better."
"Which I am rejoiced to hear," said Sir Richard. "And now, my dear Johanna, it is time for you to go home. You will hear from me in the morning, for I intend to do myself the pleasure of calling upon your father, and explaining all to him; for there are some circumstances that he is yet in ignorance of, and particularly concerning Mr. Ingestrie."
"That’s great to hear," said Sir Richard. "And now, my dear Johanna, it’s time for you to head home. You’ll hear from me in the morning because I plan to pay your father a visit and explain everything to him. There are some things he doesn’t know yet, especially about Mr. Ingestrie."
"I will walk with you to your door, Johanna," said Mark rising and tottering.
"I'll walk you to your door, Johanna," Mark said, getting up and swaying a bit.
"No," said Sir Richard Blunt; "that must not be to-night. Do not let him, Johanna. He is by far too weak and unwell to do anything of the kind. A calm and long night's rest here will do him a world of good. Business prevents me from leaving the office; but I daresay the colonel will see Johanna in safety."
"No," said Sir Richard Blunt; "that can't happen tonight. Don't let him, Johanna. He's way too weak and sick to do anything like that. A peaceful, long night's rest here will really help him. I've got work that keeps me in the office; but I'm sure the colonel will make sure Johanna is safe."
"With pleasure," said Colonel Jeffery, "if Mr. Ingestrie has no objection to my doing so."
"Sure," said Colonel Jeffery, "if Mr. Ingestrie doesn't mind me doing that."
"Sir," said Mark, "there is no one in all the world that I would more cheerfully see protecting my Johanna. I feel that I am in too great a state of exhaustion to go out. I leave her to your care, sir."
"Sir," Mark said, "there's no one in the world I would rather have looking after my Johanna. I feel too worn out to go out. I'm entrusting her to your care, sir."
"That is right," said Sir Richard Blunt. "Now, good-night, Johanna, and God bless you. You will see me in the morning, recollect."
"That's right," said Sir Richard Blunt. "Now, goodnight, Johanna, and God bless you. Remember, you'll see me in the morning."
Mark Ingestrie took a parting embrace of Johanna, and then she went off with the colonel, who, on their road home, told her how he and Arabella had got so far as to fix their wedding day, and how he should not feel at all happy unless both she and Mark Ingestrie were at the ceremony.
Mark Ingestrie shared a final hug with Johanna, and then she walked away with the colonel, who, on their way home, told her that he and Arabella had finally set a wedding date and that he wouldn't feel truly happy unless both she and Mark Ingestrie were at the ceremony.
"Indeed, he hoped," he said, "that they might give the parson only one trouble, by being married upon the same occasion."
"Honestly, he hoped," he said, "that they would only give the priest one hassle by getting married at the same time."
Johanna warded this last part of the colonel's speech; but she was fervent in her hopes that he and Arabella would be so very happy, and in her praises of her young friend; so in very pleasant discourse indeed, they reached the old spectacle-maker's shop, and then the colonel shook hands with Johanna, and bade her a kind and friendly adieu, and she was let in by—to her immense surprise—her mother!
Johanna listened to the last part of the colonel's speech; but she was eager in her hopes that he and Arabella would be very happy together, and she praised her young friend warmly. So, during their delightful conversation, they arrived at the old spectacle-maker's shop. The colonel then shook hands with Johanna, said a kind and friendly goodbye, and to her great surprise, she was welcomed inside by her mother!
Mrs. Oakley fell upon Johanna's neck in a passion of tears, crying—
Mrs. Oakley embraced Johanna tightly, overcome with tears, crying—
"Come, my child—come to your mother's heart, and tell her that you forgive her for much past neglect and unkindness."
"Come, my child—come to your mother's heart, and let her know that you forgive her for all the neglect and unkindness from the past."
"Oh, mother," said Johanna, "do not speak so. There is nothing to forgive; and if you are happy and we are all good friends, we will never think of the past."
"Oh, mom," said Johanna, "don’t say that. There’s nothing to forgive; and if you’re happy and we’re all good friends, we’ll never think about the past."
"That's right, my dear," said Mr. Oakley, from the passage; "that's right, my love. Come in, both of you." But it is necessary that we should briefly state how it was that this wonderful change in the behaviour of Mrs. Oakley came about, and for that purpose we must retrace our steps a little.
"That's right, my dear," said Mr. Oakley from the hallway; "that's right, my love. Come in, both of you." But we need to quickly explain how this amazing change in Mrs. Oakley's behavior happened, and for that, we have to go back a bit.
The reader will be so good as to recollect that the last time Mrs. Oakley was introduced to his notice she was encumbered by Mr. Lupin, and had the pleasure of introducing that gentleman to the notice of Big Ben the beef-eater, who had quickly put all idea of escape out of the question, as regarded that highly religious personage.
The reader may remember that the last time Mrs. Oakley was introduced to him, she was accompanied by Mr. Lupin, and she had the pleasure of introducing that gentleman to Big Ben the beef-eater, who instantly made any thought of escape impossible for that very devout person.
At that point the presence of other events compelled us to leave the lady, and repair to Todd's shop, and to Mrs. Lovett's little concern in Bell Yard.
At that time, other events forced us to leave the lady and head to Todd's shop and Mrs. Lovett's small business in Bell Yard.
The appearance of Lupin's face when he found that he was in the grasp of Big Ben, would have been quite a study for a painter. It transcended all description, and for the moment seemed as if he were bidding farewell to this world and to all his iniquities in it, without the intervention of the law. But in a few moments he recovered from this condition, and sliding on to his knees, and in a whining tone, he cried—
The look on Lupin's face when he realized he was caught by Big Ben would have made a perfect subject for a painter. It was beyond words, as if he were saying goodbye to this world and all his wrongdoings in it, without any legal consequences. But after a few moments, he snapped out of it, dropped to his knees, and in a whiny voice, he pleaded—
"Mercy, Mercy! Oh, let me go!"
"Please, please! Oh, just let me go!"
"At the end of a rope," said Big Ben. "Easy does it. What has he been and done, Mrs. O.?"
"At the end of a rope," said Big Ben. "Take it easy. What has he gone and done, Mrs. O.?"
"Murder, murder!"
"Kill, kill!"
A crowd of people soon began to collect around them, and then Lupin made an effort to thrust himself out of the grasp of Big Ben, but the only result of the effort was very nearly to strangle himself.
A crowd of people quickly started to gather around them, and then Lupin tried to push himself away from Big Ben’s grip, but all that happened was that he almost ended up choking himself.
"You are killing the man, you great brute!" cried a woman. "You are throttling the poor man."
"You’re killing him, you big brute!" shouted a woman. "You’re choking the poor guy."
"He will be murdered," shouted another female. "Oh, you great wretch, do you want to take his life?"
"He’s going to be killed," shouted another woman. "Oh, you terrible person, do you really want to end his life?"
"Listen to me," said Mrs. Oakley. "He has murdered his poor wife, and that is the reason I have asked that he should be held tight."
"Listen to me," said Mrs. Oakley. "He has killed his poor wife, and that's why I insisted he be held tightly."
"Murdered his wife!" exclaimed about twelve females in chorus. "Murdered his wife? Then hanging is a great deal too good for him. Hold him tight, sir, do. Oh, the wretch!"
"Murdered his wife!" exclaimed about twelve women in unison. "Murdered his wife? Then hanging is way too good for him. Hold him tight, sir, please. Oh, the scoundrel!"
The tide of popular feeling fairly turned against Mr. Lupin, and Big Ben had as much difficulty now in preserving the half dead wretch from popular fury as if he had been accused of any other crime, he might have had to prevent popular sympathy from aiding his escape.
The public opinion shifted significantly against Mr. Lupin, and Big Ben now faced just as much trouble keeping the nearly lifeless man safe from the crowd's anger as he would have if he had been charged with any other crime; he might have had to stop the public's sympathy from helping him escape.
"Oh!" cried one lady, of rather extensive proportions, who was the wife of a baker, "I should like to have him in a brisk oven for an hour and a half."
"Oh!" exclaimed a rather large woman, who was the wife of a baker, "I would love to have him in a hot oven for an hour and a half."
"And I," said the lady of a butcher, "would see him slaughtered without so much as winking at him."
"And I," said the butcher's wife, "would watch him get slaughtered without even blinking."
"And serve him right, the wagabone!" cried Big Ben. "Come along, will you, you ill-looking scarecrow! Easy does it. Will you walk? Oh, very well, don't. Who are you?"
"And serve him right, the lazybones!" shouted Big Ben. "Come on, will you, you ugly scarecrow! Take it easy. Are you going to walk? Oh, fine, don't then. Who are you?"
A little man with a constable's staff in his hand, rushed before Ben, crying out—
A short man holding a constable's staff rushed in front of Ben, shouting—
"What is it? what is it? I'm a constable. What is it?"
"What is it? What is it? I'm a police officer. What is it?"
"Murder!" said Mrs. Oakley. "I give that man in charge for murdering his wife. I saw him do it."
"Murder!" Mrs. Oakley exclaimed. "I’m reporting that man for killing his wife. I saw him do it."
"That will do," said the constable. "Give him to me. I'll take him. He dare not resist me. I'll have him."
"That’s enough," said the cop. "Hand him over to me. I’ll take him. He won’t dare to resist me. I’ll get him."
Big Ben looked at the constable and then he shook his head, as he said very gravely—
Big Ben looked at the officer and then shook his head, as he said very seriously—
"I tell you what it is, my little man, you ain't fit to tussle with such a fellow as this—I'll take him along for you. Where is he to go?"
"I'll tell you what, my little man, you’re not cut out to deal with someone like this—I'll handle him for you. Where does he need to go?"
"To the round-house, in course; but I'm a constable. I must take him—I will take him! Give him to me, sir, directly—I will have him—I must go with him!"
"To the round-house, obviously; but I'm a cop. I have to take him—I will take him! Give him to me, sir, right now—I will have him—I have to go with him!"
"Wait a minute," said Ben. "Easy does it! You must go with him, you say? Very good—easy does everything!"
"Hold on a second," said Ben. "Take it easy! You have to go with him, huh? Alright—taking it easy gets the job done!"
With this, Ben grasped Mr. Lupin round the middle, and placed him under his left arm, and suddenly pouncing, then, upon the constable, he caught him up and placed him under the right arm; and then away he walked, to the admiration of the populace, and paying about as much attention to the kicking of the constable and the kicking of Mr. Lupin, as though they were two dogs that he was carrying home.
With that, Ben grabbed Mr. Lupin around the waist and tucked him under his left arm. Suddenly, he lunged at the constable, scooped him up, and put him under his right arm. Then he walked away, much to the amazement of the crowd, paying about as much attention to the struggling constable and the squirming Mr. Lupin as if they were just two dogs he was bringing home.
And so the murderer was taken to the round-house, where Mrs. Oakley duly preferred the charge against him, and promised to substantiate it before a magistrate when called upon so to do.
And so the murderer was taken to the police station, where Mrs. Oakley officially accused him and promised to provide evidence before a magistrate when required to do so.
CHAPTER CXVII.
SHOWS HOW MRS. OAKLEY RECONCILED HERSELF TO EVERYBODY AT HOME.
When Ben and Mrs. Oakley had thus disposed of Mr. Lupin, and left him to his solitary and not very pleasant reflections in a cell of the round-house, they found themselves together in the open street, and Ben, as he cast a woeful glance at her, said—
When Ben and Mrs. Oakley had taken care of Mr. Lupin and left him to his lonely and not-so-great thoughts in a cell at the round-house, they ended up together on the open street. Ben, giving her a sad look, said—
"Well, how does yer feel now? Easy does it! Oh, you aint a-been and behaved yourself properly lately—you is like the old bear as we calls Nosey. He's always a-doing what he shouldn't, and always a-never doing what he should."
"Well, how do you feel now? Take it easy! Oh, you haven't been behaving yourself properly lately—you’re like the old bear we call Nosey. He’s always doing what he shouldn’t and never doing what he should."
"Ben?"
"Hey, Ben?"
"Well, blaze away. What is yer going to say now?"
"Well, go ahead. What are you going to say now?"
"I feel, Ben, that I am a very different woman from what I was—very different."
"I feel, Ben, that I'm a completely different woman than I was—very different."
"Then you must have gained by the exchange, for you was, I will say it, anything but a pleasant bit o' goods. There's poor old Oakley a-making of spectacles all days, and a-wearing of his old eyes out—and there's Miss Johanna, bless her heart! as wise a little bit o' human nature as you'd wish to see, whether she's in petticoats or the other things; and yet you neglects 'em both, all for to run arter a canting snivelling wagabone like this Lupin, that we wouldn't have among the beasteses at the Tower, if so be he'd come and offer himself."
"Then you must have gained from the exchange, because you were, I’ll say it, anything but a pleasant piece of work. There's poor old Oakley making spectacles all day and wearing out his old eyes—and there's Miss Johanna, bless her heart! as wise a little piece of human nature as you'd wish to see, whether she's in a dress or something else; and yet you neglect them both, all to chase after a whiny, pretentious loser like this Lupin, who we wouldn't even want among the animals at the Tower if he came and offered himself."
"I know it, Ben—I know it."
"I get it, Ben—I get it."
"You know it! Why didn't you know it before?"
"You know it! Why didn't you know it sooner?"
"I don't know, Ben; but my eyes are open now. I have had a lesson that to my dying day I shall never forget. I have found that piety may only be a cloak with which to cover up the most monstrous iniquity."
"I don't know, Ben; but my eyes are open now. I've learned a lesson that I will never forget for the rest of my life. I've realized that piety can just be a disguise to hide the most outrageous wrongdoing."
"Oh, you have made that discovery, have you?"
"Oh, so you’ve figured that out, have you?"
"I have, indeed, Ben."
"I do, Ben."
"Well, I knowed as much as that when I was a small baby. It only shows how back'ard some folks is in coming for'ard with their edication."
"Well, I knew that much when I was a small baby. It just shows how backward some people are in advancing with their education."
"Yes, Ben."
"Yeah, Ben."
"Well, and what is you going to be arter now?"
"Well, what are you going to be after now?"
"I wish to go home, and I want you to come with me, and to say a kind word for me; I want you to tell them how I now see the error of my ways, and how I am an altered woman, and mean to be a very—very different person than I was."
"I want to go home, and I want you to come with me and say something nice about me; I want you to tell them how I've realized my mistakes and how I've changed, and that I plan to be a very—very different person than I used to be."
Here Mrs. Oakley's genuine feelings got the better of her, and she began to weep bitterly; and Ben, after looking at her for a few moments, cried out—
Here, Mrs. Oakley's true emotions overwhelmed her, and she started to cry hard; and Ben, after watching her for a moment, exclaimed—
"Why, it's real, and not like our hyena that only does it to gammon us! Come, mother Oakley, just pop your front paw under my arm, and I'll go home with you; and if you don't get a welcome there, I'm not a beef-eater. Why, the old man will fly right bang out of his wits for joy. You should only see what a house is when the mother and the wife don't do as she ought. Mother O., you should see what a bit of fire there is in the grate, and what a hearth."
"Why, it’s real, and not like our hyena that just messes with us! Come on, Mother Oakley, just slide your front paw under my arm, and I’ll head home with you; and if you don’t get a warm welcome there, I’m not a meat-eater. The old man will be over the moon with joy. You should really see what a place is like when the mother and the wife aren’t doing their part. Mother O., you should see how nice the fire is in the grate, and what a hearth."
"I know it—I ought to know it."
"I get it—I should know it."
"You ought to know it!" added Ben, putting himself into an oratorial attitude. "You should only see the old man when dinner time comes round. He goes into the parlour and he finds no fire; then he says—'Dear me!'"
"You should know this!" Ben added, striking a theatrical pose. "You should just see the old man when it's time for dinner. He goes into the living room and finds no fire; then he says—'Oh dear!'"
"Yes—yes."
"Yeah—yeah."
"Then he gives a boy a ha'penny to go and get him something that don't do him no sort of good from the cook's shop, and sometimes the boy nabs the ha'penny and the shilling both, and ain't never heard of again by any means no more."
"Then he gives a boy a half-penny to go get him something that doesn't do him any good from the cook's shop, and sometimes the boy snatches both the half-penny and the shilling, and you never hear from him again."
"No doubt, Ben."
"Definitely, Ben."
"Then, when tea comes round, it don't come round at all, and the old man has none; but he takes in a ha'porth of milk in a jug without a spout, and he drinks that up, cold and miserable, with a penny-loaf, you see."
"Then, when tea is served, it doesn’t get around at all, and the old man has none; instead, he takes a halfpenny’s worth of milk in a jug without a spout, and he drinks that down, cold and miserable, with a penny loaf, you see."
"Yes—yes."
"Yeah—yeah."
"And then at night, when there ought to be a little sort of comfort round the fireside, there ain't none."
"And then at night, when there should be some comfort around the fireplace, there isn’t any."
"But Johanna, Ben—there is Johanna?"
"But Johanna, Ben—where's Johanna?"
"Johanna?"
"Johanna?"
"Yes. Is she not there to see to some of her father's comforts? She loves him—I know she does, Ben!"
"Yes. Isn't she there to look after some of her father's comforts? She loves him—I know she does, Ben!"
Ben placed his finger by the side of his nose, and in an aside to himself, he said—
Ben placed his finger next to his nose and quietly said to himself—
"Now I'll touch her up a bit—now I'll punish her for all she has done, and it will serve her right." Then, elevating his voice, he added—"Did you mention Johanna?"
"Now I'll give her a little makeover—now I'll make her pay for everything she's done, and it'll be exactly what she deserves." Then, raising his voice, he added—"Did you say Johanna?"
"Yes, Ben, I did."
"Yeah, Ben, I did."
"Then I'm sorry you did. Perhaps you think she's been seeing to the old man's comforts a little—airing his night-cap, and so on—Eh? Is that the idea?"
"Then I'm sorry you feel that way. Maybe you think she's been taking care of the old man's needs a bit—getting his nightcap ready, and so on—right? Is that what you mean?"
"Yes, I know that she would do anything gladly for her father. She was always most tenderly attached to him."
"Yeah, I know she would do anything happily for her dad. She was always very close to him."
"Humph!"
"Ugh!"
"Why do you say, Humph, Ben?"
"Why do you say that, Humph, Ben?"
"Just answer me one question, Mrs. O. Did you ever hear of a young girl as was neglected by her mother—her mother who of all ought to be the person to attend to her—turning out well?"
"Just answer me one question, Mrs. O. Have you ever heard of a young girl who was neglected by her mother—her mother, who should be the one taking care of her—turning out well?"
"Do not terrify me, Ben."
"Don't scare me, Ben."
"Well, all I have got to say is, that Johanna can't be in two places at once, and as she isn't at home, how, I would ask any reasonable Christian, can she attend to the old man?"
"Well, all I have to say is that Johanna can't be in two places at once, and since she's not at home, how, I would ask any reasonable person, can she be taking care of the old man?"
"Not at home, Ben?"
"Not home, Ben?"
"Not—at—home!"
"Not home!"
"Oh, Heaven! why did I not stay in that dreadful man's house, and let him murder me! Why did I not tell him at once that I knew of his crime, and implore him to make me his next victim! Oh, Ben, if you have any compassion in your disposition you will tell me all, and then I shall know what to hope, and what to dread."
"Oh, heaven! Why didn't I just stay at that awful man's house and let him kill me? Why didn't I tell him right away that I knew about his crime and beg him to make me his next victim? Oh, Ben, if you have any kindness in you, please tell me everything, and then I'll know what to hope for and what to fear."
"Well," said Ben, "here goes then."
"Alright," Ben said, "let’s do this."
"What goes?"
"What's happening?"
"I mean I'm a-going to tell you all, as you seem as if you'd like to know it."
"I mean I'm going to tell you everything, since it seems like you'd want to know."
"Do! Oh, do!"
"Do it! Oh, please!"
"Then of course Johanna being but a very young piece of goods, and not knowing much o' the ways o' this here world, and the habits and manners o' the wild beasteses as is in it, when she found as the old house wasn't good enough for her mother, she naturally enough thought it wasn't good enough for her, you know."
"Then of course, Johanna being just a very young girl and not knowing much about the ways of this world and the habits and manners of the wild beasts in it, when she realized that the old house wasn't good enough for her mother, she naturally thought it wasn't good enough for her, you know."
"Oh, this is the most dreadful stroke of all!"
"Oh, this is the worst blow of all!"
"I should say it were," said Ben, quite solemnly. "Take it easy though, and you'll get through it in the course of time. Well then, when Johanna found as everything at home was sixes and sevens, she borrowed a pair of what do call 'ems of some boy, and a jacket, and off she went."
"I should say it was," said Ben, pretty seriously. "Just take your time, and you'll get through it eventually. Anyway, when Johanna realized everything at home was a mess, she borrowed a pair of whatever from some boy and a jacket, and she took off."
"She what?"
"She did what?"
"She put on a pair of thingumys—well, breeches then, if you must have it—and away she went, and the last I saw of her was in Fleet Street with 'em on."
"She put on a pair of thingamajigs—well, breeches if you really want to call them that—and off she went, and the last I saw of her was in Fleet Street wearing them."
"Gracious Heaven!"
"Oh my God!"
"Very likely, but that don't alter the facts of the case, you know, Mrs. O. On she had 'em, and all I can say is that you might have knocked me down flat to see her, that you might. I didn't think I should ever have got home to the beasteses in the Tower again, it gave me such a turn."
"Probably, but that doesn’t change the facts of the case, you know, Mrs. O. She had them, and all I can say is that you could have knocked me over when I saw her, you really could. I didn’t think I’d ever make it back to the beasts in the Tower again; it gave me such a shock."
"Lost! Lost!"
"Missing! Missing!"
"Eh? What do you say? What have you lost now?"
"Wait, what? What are you talking about? What did you lose this time?"
"My child! My Johanna!"
"My kid! My Johanna!"
"Oh! Ah, to be sure. But then you know, Mrs. O, you ought to have staid at home, and gived her ever so much good advice, you know; and when you saw she was bent upon putting on the boy's things, you as a mother ought to have said, 'My dear, take your legs out of that if yer pleases, and if yer don't, I'll pretty soon make you,' and then staid and gived the affair up as a bad job that wouldn't pay, and took to morals."
"Oh! Of course. But you know, Mrs. O, you really should have stayed home and given her a lot of good advice. And when you saw she was determined to put on the boy's clothes, as a mother you should have said, 'Honey, take those off if you’d like, and if you don’t, I’ll make you,' and then just let it go as a lost cause that wasn’t worth the effort, and focused on the lessons instead."
"Yes—yes. 'Tis I, and I only, who am to blame. I have been the destruction of my child. Farewell, Ben. You will perhaps in the course of time not think quite so badly of me as you now do. Farewell!"
"Yes—yes. It’s me, and I alone, who is to blame. I have ruined my child. Goodbye, Ben. Maybe in time you won’t think so poorly of me as you do now. Goodbye!"
"Hold!" cried Ben as he clutched the arm of Mrs. Oakley only the more tightly in his own: "What are you at now?"
"Wait!" shouted Ben as he gripped Mrs. Oakley's arm even tighter with his own. "What are you doing now?"
"Death is now my only resource. My child is lost to me, and I have driven her by my neglect to such a dreadful course. I cannot live now. Let me go, Ben. You will never hear of me again."
"Death is now my only option. I’ve lost my child, and my neglect has pushed her to such a horrifying fate. I can’t go on living like this. Please, let me go, Ben. You’ll never see me again."
"If I let you go may I be—Well, no matter—no matter. Come on. It's all one, you know, a hundred years hence."
"If I let you go, may I be—Well, never mind—never mind. Come on. It’s all the same, you know, a hundred years from now."
"But at present it is madness and despair. Let me go, I say. The river is not far off, and beneath its waters I shall at least find peace for my breaking heart. Let my death be considered as some sort of expiation of my sins."
"But right now, it feels like madness and despair. Just let me go, I say. The river isn't far away, and beneath its waters, I'll at least find peace for my broken heart. Let my death be seen as some sort of atonement for my sins."
"Stop a bit."
"Hold on a sec."
"No—no—no."
"No way."
"But I say, yes. Things ain't quite so bad as you think 'em, only it was right o' me, you know, just to let you know what they might have been."
"But I say, yes. Things aren’t as bad as you think they are; I just thought it was right to let you know what they could have been."
"What do you tell me?"
"What do you say?"
"Why that there ain't a better girl than Johanna in all the world, and that if all the mothers that ever was or ever will be, had neglected her and set her all their bad examples in the universal world, she would still be the little angel that she is now, and no mistake."
"Why there isn’t a better girl than Johanna anywhere in the world, and that even if all the mothers who ever were or ever will be neglected her and showed her all their bad examples, she would still be the little angel she is now, no doubt about it."
"Then she is not from home? It is all a fable?"
"Then she isn’t home? It's all just a story?"
"Not quite, Mrs. O. just you trot on now comfortably by the side of me, and I will tell you the whole particulars, and then you will find that there ain't no occasion to go plumping into the river on Johanna's account."
"Not quite, Mrs. O. Just walk comfortably beside me, and I'll tell you everything. Then you'll see that there's no reason to jump into the river for Johanna's sake."
Poor Mrs. Oakley, with delight beaming upon every feature of her face, now listened to Ben while he explained the whole matter to her, as far as he himself was cognisant of it; and if he did not offer to be very explicit in minor details, she at all events heard from him quite enough to convince her that Johanna was all that the tenderest mother could wish.
Poor Mrs. Oakley, her face glowing with happiness, listened to Ben as he explained everything he knew about the situation. While he might not have been very detailed about the minor aspects, she certainly heard enough from him to be convinced that Johanna was exactly what any loving mother could hope for.
"Oh, Ben," she said, as the tears coursed each other down her cheeks, "how could you torture me as you have done?"
"Oh, Ben," she said, as the tears streamed down her cheeks, "how could you hurt me like this?"
"All for your own good," said Ben. "It only lets you see what might have happened if Johanna had not been the good little thing that she is, that's all."
"All for your own good," Ben said. "It only shows you what could have happened if Johanna hadn't been such a good person, that's all."
"Well, perhaps it is for the best that I should have suffered such a pang, and I only hope that Heaven will accept of it as some sort of expiation of my wickedness. If you had not held me, Ben, I should certainly have taken my life."
"Well, maybe it's for the best that I went through this pain, and I just hope that Heaven sees it as a way to atone for my mistakes. If you hadn't stopped me, Ben, I definitely would have ended my life."
"Not a doubt about it," said Ben; "and a pretty kittle of fish you would then have made of the whole affair. However, that's all right enough now, and as for old Oakley, all you have got to do is to go into the shop and say to him. 'Here I am, and I am sorry for the past, which I hope you will forgive, and for the future I will strive to be a good wife.'"
"There's no doubt about it," said Ben; "and you'd really have messed things up badly. But that's all sorted out now, and as for old Oakley, all you need to do is go into the shop and say to him, 'Here I am, and I'm sorry for the past, which I hope you'll forgive, and for the future, I will do my best to be a good wife.'"
"Must I say that, Ben?"
"Do I have to say that, Ben?"
"Yes, to be sure. If you are ashamed to say what's right, you may depend upon it you haven't much inclination to do it."
"Absolutely. If you're too embarrassed to speak the truth, you can be sure you probably don't really want to do it."
"You have convinced me, Ben. I will humble myself. It is fit and proper that I should. So I will say as nearly as I can recollect just what you have told me to say."
"You've convinced me, Ben. I'll humble myself. It's right and appropriate that I do. So I'll say as closely as I can remember exactly what you told me to say."
"You can't do better; and here we are at the corner of the street. Now if you would rather go in by yourself without me, only say the word, and I'm off."
"You can't do any better; and here we are at the corner of the street. Now, if you’d rather go in by yourself without me, just say the word, and I’ll head out."
Mrs. Oakley hesitated for a moment and then she said—
Mrs. Oakley paused for a moment and then said—
"Yes, Ben, I would rather go alone."
"Yeah, Ben, I'd prefer to go by myself."
"Very good. I think it's better too, so good-by; and I'll call to-morrow and see how you are all getting on."
"Sounds great. I think it's better too, so goodbye; I'll check in tomorrow and see how everything's going with you all."
"Do so, Ben. No one can possibly be more welcome than you will be. You will be sure to come to-morrow?"
"Go ahead, Ben. No one will be more welcome than you. You’ll definitely come tomorrow?"
"Rather."
"Actually."
With this Ben walked away, and Mrs. Oakley entered the house. What then passed we do not feel that we ought to relate. The humiliations of human nature, although for the best of purposes, and for the ultimate happiness of the parties themselves, are not subjects for the pen of the chronicler. Suffice it, that Mr. and Mrs. Oakley were perfectly reconciled, and were happy upon that day.
With that, Ben walked away, and Mrs. Oakley went inside the house. What happened next is something we don't think we should describe. The humiliations of human nature, even if they're for the best reasons and for everyone's ultimate happiness, aren't topics for a storyteller to delve into. It's enough to say that Mr. and Mrs. Oakley made up completely and were happy that day.
CHAPTER CXVIII.
TAKES A PEEP AT TOBIAS AT THE COLONEL'S HOUSE.
The more stirring events of our story, have compelled us in some measure to neglect poor Tobias. He had suffered very much from that visit of Todd's to the colonel's house, and it had a very prejudicial effect upon his mind too, inasmuch as it deprived him of that feeling of security, which had before possessed him beneath that roof.
The more dramatic events of our story have forced us, to some extent, to overlook poor Tobias. He suffered a lot from Todd's visit to the colonel's house, and it seriously impacted his mental state as well, as it took away his sense of security that he had previously felt under that roof.
The colonel felt this very acutely, and he could not help perceiving by Tobias's manner, that the faith he put in his assurance that Todd could not possibly again come near him, was not full and complete. Under these circumstances, then, it was a very great satisfaction to the colonel to be able to make the gratifying communication he had it in his power to make to Tobias, on the morning following the arrest of Todd and Mrs. Lovett.
The colonel felt this deeply, and he couldn’t help noticing from Tobias's behavior that his trust in the promise that Todd couldn't possibly come near him again wasn't entirely strong. Given this situation, it was a huge relief for the colonel to share the good news he had for Tobias on the morning after Todd and Mrs. Lovett were arrested.
The illness contingent upon the fright that Todd had given the poor boy, or the relapse as we might call it, had in a great measure worn off, and if Tobias's mind could have been quite at ease, his recovery would have been as rapid as any one could possibly have wished or expected.
The sickness caused by the scare that Todd had given the poor boy, or the setback as we might call it, had largely faded away, and if Tobias's mind could have been completely at ease, his recovery would have been as quick as anyone could have hoped or expected.
As soon as he was up and about upon the following morning, then, after the arrests, the colonel sought Tobias's room, and with a cheerful smile upon his face he said—
As soon as he got up the next morning, following the arrests, the colonel went to Tobias's room, and with a cheerful smile on his face, he said—
"Well, Tobias, I come to bring you good news."
"Well, Tobias, I’m here to share good news with you."
"Indeed, sir?" said Tobias his colour coming and going in flushes. "I am very weak, and—and if—"
"Really, sir?" Tobias said, his face going pale and then flushing. "I'm feeling very weak, and—and if—"
"Come, come, Tobias. What I am going to tell you will strengthen you, I know. Todd is in Newgate!"
"Come on, Tobias. What I'm about to tell you will make you stronger, I promise. Todd is in Newgate!"
Tobias drew a long breath.
Tobias took a deep breath.
"Todd is in Newgate?" he replied. "Todd is in Newgate? The walls are very thick. I am safe now."
"Todd is in Newgate?" he said. "Todd is in Newgate? The walls are really thick. I'm safe now."
"Yes, you are, indeed, Tobias. The walls of Newgate are thick, and the doors are massive and well-guarded. Be assured that Todd will never issue out at them but to his execution. Your old cunning enemy is at length more powerless by a great deal than you are, and from this moment you may completely banish all fear from your mind upon his account."
"Yes, you really are, Tobias. The walls of Newgate are thick, and the doors are huge and heavily guarded. Rest assured, Todd will never get out of there except to face his execution. Your old crafty enemy is now much weaker than you are, and from this moment on, you can totally let go of any fear you have about him."
"And the woman, sir, Mrs. Lovett?"
"And what about the woman, sir, Mrs. Lovett?"
"She is in Newgate likewise."
"She is in Newgate too."
"Both, both, and their crimes then are all known at last, and there will be no more murders, and no more poor boys driven mad as I was! Oh, God be thanked, it is indeed all over now, all over."
"Both of them, and their crimes are finally known, and there will be no more murders, and no more poor boys driven crazy like I was! Oh, thank God, it’s really all over now, all over."
With this Tobias burst into tears, and relieved his surcharged heart of a load of misery. In the course of about five minutes he looked up with such a great smile of happiness upon his face, that it was quite a joy to see it.
With that, Tobias burst into tears, releasing the heavy burden of misery from his heart. After about five minutes, he looked up with a huge smile of happiness on his face, and it was a joy to see.
"And you, sir, you," he said, "my dear friend have done all this!"
"And you, sir, you," he said, "my dear friend have done all this!"
"Not all, Tobias. I have helped in every way that lay in my power to bring the affair about, but it is Sir Richard Blunt the magistrate, who has toiled day and night almost in the matter, and who has at last brought it to so successful an issue, that the guilt of both Todd and Mrs. Lovett can be distinctly and clearly proved, without the shadow of a doubt."
"Not everyone, Tobias. I've done everything I could to make this happen, but it's Sir Richard Blunt, the magistrate, who's worked tirelessly on this, and he's finally achieved a successful outcome where we can clearly prove the guilt of both Todd and Mrs. Lovett without any doubt."
"Unhappy wretches!"
"Unhappy people!"
"They are, indeed, Tobias, unhappy wretches, and may Heaven have mercy upon them. Some other old friends of yours, too, will, before nightfall I think, find a home in Newgate."
"They are, in fact, Tobias, very miserable people, and may Heaven have mercy on them. Some other old friends of yours will, before nightfall, find a home in Newgate as well, I believe."
"Indeed, sir, whom mean you?"
"Indeed, sir, who do you mean?"
"The folks at the madhouse at Peckham. Sir Richard would have had them apprehended some time ago, but he was afraid that it might give the alarm to Todd, before the affair was ripe enough to enable him to be arrested, with a certainty of his crimes being clearly understood and brought home to him. Now, however, that is all over, and they will be punished."
"The people at the asylum in Peckham. Sir Richard would have had them taken into custody a while ago, but he was worried it might tip off Todd before everything was ready to ensure he could be arrested, with a clear understanding of his crimes and solid evidence against him. Now, though, that's all behind us, and they will face consequences."
"They are very, very wicked. I think, sir, they are almost worse than Sweeney Todd."
"They're really, really evil. I think, sir, they're almost worse than Sweeney Todd."
"They are, if anything; but they will meet with their deserts, never fear; and as Minna Gray is expected every moment, so your mother tells me, I will not deprive you of the gratification of giving her the piece of news yourself. Of course, all the town will know it soon through the medium of the press; and Sir Richard Blunt, too, will be here in the course of the morning, to arrange with you concerning your evidence."
"They are, if anything; but they will get what they deserve, don't worry; and since Minna Gray is expected any moment now, as your mother told me, I won’t take away the pleasure of sharing this news with her yourself. Of course, the whole town will know about it soon through the press, and Sir Richard Blunt will also be here this morning to discuss your testimony with you."
"My evidence? Shall I be wanted?"
"My evidence? Am I needed?"
"Yes, Tobias. Surely you would not like so notorious a criminal to find a loop-hole of escape, from the want of your evidence?"
"Yes, Tobias. Surely you wouldn’t want such a notorious criminal to find a loophole to escape because you didn’t provide your evidence?"
"Oh, no, no—I will go. I have only to tell the truth, and that should never be denied for or against. I will go, sir."
"Oh, no, no—I will go. I just need to tell the truth, and that should never be denied, whether for or against. I will go, sir."
"You are right, Tobias. It is a duty you owe to society. If some one long ago, and before you even had the evil fortune to go into his shop, had found out and exposed the iniquities of Sweeney Todd, how much misery would have been spared in this world both to you and to others!"
"You’re right, Tobias. It’s a responsibility you owe to society. If someone long ago, before you had the bad luck to step into his shop, had discovered and revealed the wrongdoings of Sweeney Todd, how much suffering could have been avoided for you and others!"
"Ah, yes, sir; and yet—"
"Yeah, sure, sir; but—"
"Yet what, Tobias?"
"What's up, Tobias?"
"I was only thinking, sir, that what at times seems like our very worst misfortunes, at times turn out to be the very things that are the making of us."
"I was just thinking, sir, that what sometimes feels like our biggest misfortunes can actually turn out to be the things that shape us."
"Indeed, Tobias?"
"Really, Tobias?"
"Yes, sir. If I had not been Sweeney Todd's boy, and if he had not persecuted me in the way he did, I should never have known what it was to have the friend I now have in you, sir; and perhaps she whom I love so dearly, would not have thought so much of me, if she had not deeply pitied me for all that I suffered."
"Yes, sir. If I hadn't been Sweeney Todd's boy, and if he hadn't treated me the way he did, I would never have known what it was like to have a friend like you, sir; and maybe the one I love so much wouldn't have thought as highly of me if she hadn't felt such deep pity for everything I went through."
"There is profound philosophy in what you say, my poor boy," replied the colonel; "and if we could only bring ourselves to think, when things apparently go wrong with us, that after all it is for the best, we should be much happier than we are now; but with our short-sighted wisdom, we hastily take upon ourselves to decide upon matters concerning the issues of which we know nothing, and so by anticipation we make ourselves pleased or sorrowful, when the precise contrary may be the real result."
"There’s a lot of deep thinking in what you’re saying, my poor boy," the colonel replied. "If we could just remind ourselves that when things seem to go wrong, it’s actually for the best, we’d be much happier than we are now. But with our limited understanding, we quickly jump to conclusions about things we know nothing about, and in doing so, we make ourselves either happy or sad, when the exact opposite could actually be what happens."
"Yes, sir," said Tobias, "I have had time to think of that, and of many other strange things, as I lay here."
"Yes, sir," Tobias said, "I've had time to think about that and many other strange things while lying here."
"Then you have done yourself some good, Tobias. But I hear a light footstep upon the stairs, and I will now leave you, for I can guess by that heightened colour that you hear it likewise, and I know that two may be good company but three none."
"Then you’ve done well for yourself, Tobias. But I hear a soft footstep on the stairs, and I will take my leave now, as I can tell by that flushed face that you hear it too. I know that two can be good company, but three can't."
Tobias would have said something deprecatory of the colonel leaving him, and he did begin, but with a smile his kind and hospitable friend took his leave, and Tobias soon had the satisfaction of relating to the young girl, whom he was so tenderly attached to, that nothing further was now to be feared from Sweeney Todd or from Mrs. Lovett.
Tobias would have said something negative about the colonel leaving him, and he started to, but with a smile, his kind and welcoming friend said goodbye. Soon after, Tobias was glad to tell the young girl he was so fond of that there was nothing more to worry about from Sweeney Todd or Mrs. Lovett.
We may now leave Tobias in good company; and it was really surprising to those who have not made a habit of noting the intimate connection there is between the mind and the body, to see how from the very moment that he felt assured there was nothing further to apprehend from Sweeney Todd, Tobias's health picked up and improved. The absolute dread with which that bold impious bad man had inspired the boy, had been the sole cause of keeping him in so delicate a state. His dreams had been all of Todd; but now that word Newgate, in conjunction with Todd's name, was a spell that brought with it peace and security.
We can now leave Tobias in good hands; it was really surprising to those who haven't regularly noticed the strong connection between the mind and the body to see how, from the moment he felt sure there was nothing more to fear from Sweeney Todd, Tobias's health started to improve. The sheer terror that bold, wicked man had instilled in the boy had kept him in such a fragile state. His dreams had been filled with thoughts of Todd; but now, the mention of Newgate alongside Todd's name brought him a sense of peace and safety.
Tobias, as he sat with the hand of the young and fair girl who had pleased his boyish fancy in his own, was now truly happy.
Tobias, as he sat holding the hand of the young and beautiful girl who had won his boyish affection, was now genuinely happy.
When Johanna got home, after being escorted from Sir Richard Blunt's house in Craven Street by Colonel Jeffery, she found her mother at home, and not a little surprised was she to find herself suddenly clasped in that mother's arms, a most unwonted process for Mrs. Oakley to go through.
When Johanna got home after being taken from Sir Richard Blunt's house on Craven Street by Colonel Jeffery, she found her mother there, and she was quite surprised to suddenly be hugged tightly by her mother, which was something Mrs. Oakley rarely did.
"Oh, my child, my dear child!" sobbed the now repentant woman. "Can you forgive me as your father has done?"
"Oh, my child, my dear child!" sobbed the now regretful woman. "Can you forgive me like your father has?"
"Forgive you, mother? Oh, do not speak to me in such a way as that. It is quite a joy to find you—you are really my mother?"
"Forgive you, Mom? Oh, don’t talk to me like that. It’s such a thrill to see you—you’re really my mom?"
"You might well doubt it, my dear child; but the future is before us all, and then you will find that it was only when I could not have been in my right mind, that I preferred any place to my own home."
"You might really doubt it, my dear child; but the future is ahead of us all, and then you'll see that it was only when I couldn't have been in my right mind that I chose any place over my own home."
Old Oakley wiped his eyes as he said to Johanna—
Old Oakley wiped his eyes as he said to Johanna—
"Yes, my darling, your mother has come back to us now in every sense of the word, and all the past is to be forgotten, except such of it as will be pleasant to remember. Your good friend, and I may say the good friend of us all, Sir Richard Blunt, sent us a letter to say that you would be here to-night, and God bless him my child, for watching over you as he did."
"Yes, my dear, your mother has returned to us now in every way, and we’re to forget the past, except for the parts that are nice to remember. Your good friend, and I can say the good friend of all of us, Sir Richard Blunt, wrote to let us know you would be here tonight, and thank God for him, my child, for looking out for you as he did."
"Oh, how perilous an enterprise you went upon, my darling," said Mrs. Oakley.
"Oh, how risky the venture you took on, my dear," said Mrs. Oakley.
The door of the adjoining room was partially open, and from it now stepped forward Arabella, saying—
The door to the next room was slightly open, and Arabella stepped out, saying—
"It is I who ought to ask pardon of you all for advising that step; and you will grant me that pardon I am sure, if upon no other ground, upon that that I have suffered greatly for my folly and precipitation."
"It’s me who should apologize to all of you for suggesting that action; and I'm sure you’ll forgive me, at least because I've suffered a lot for my mistake and rush."
"My dear Arabella," said Johanna, "you must not blame yourself in such a way. How pleased I am to find you here, my dear friend. Ah! at one time how little did we ever expect to meet all thus, in this little room!"
"My dear Arabella," Johanna said, "you shouldn't blame yourself like this. I'm so happy to see you here, my dear friend. Ah! At one point, who would have thought we’d end up like this, in this little room!"
Johanna and Arabella embraced each other, and while they were so occupied, big Ben came out of the room from whence Arabella had proceeded, and flinging his arms round them both, he made a great roaring noise, in imitation of the largest of the bears in the Tower collection.
Johanna and Arabella hugged each other, and while they were caught up in the moment, Big Ben came out of the room where Arabella had just been. Throwing his arms around both of them, he let out a loud roaring sound, copying the biggest bear from the Tower collection.
At the moment, Johanna was alarmed, and could not conceive what it was; but Arabella, who knew that Ben had been in the room, waiting for some opportunity of coming out in a highly practical manner, only laughed, and then Johanna knew in a moment who it was, and she cried—
At that moment, Johanna was worried and couldn't figure out what it was; but Arabella, who knew that Ben had been in the room, waiting for a chance to come out in a very practical way, just laughed, and then Johanna immediately realized who it was, and she shouted—
"Ben, it is you!"
"Ben, it’s you!"
"Yes, it's me," said Ben, "and I'm only astonished at you two girls fancying I was going to be quiet, and see all that kissing and hugging going on, and not come in for any of it. Don't kick now, for I must kiss you both, and there's an end of it. It's no use a-kicking."
"Yep, it's me," said Ben, "and I’m just surprised that you two girls thought I’d sit back and watch all this kissing and hugging without getting in on it. Don’t protest now, because I have to kiss you both, and that’s that. There's no point in resisting."
To the credit of both Arabella and Johanna we may state, that they neither of them kicked, but very quietly let Ben kiss them both.
To their credit, both Arabella and Johanna didn't kick or resist; instead, they calmly let Ben kiss them both.
"Well," said Ben as he plumped himself down upon a chair after the salute. "Well!—Murder! Where am I going to now?"
"Well," said Ben as he dropped himself into a chair after the greeting. "Well!—What a mess! Where am I headed now?"
"Dear me," said Mrs. Oakley. "All four legs of the chair are broken off, and Ben is on the floor."
"Goodness," said Mrs. Oakley. "All four legs of the chair are broken off, and Ben is on the floor."
"Really, Ben," said Mr. Oakley, "you ought to be perfectly careful when you sit down."
"Seriously, Ben," said Mr. Oakley, "you really need to be careful when you sit down."
"Easy does it," said Ben. "I really thought I was going to kingdom come. Pull me, Johanna, my dear. Pull me up."
"Take it easy," Ben said. "I really thought I was done for. Pull me up, Johanna, my dear. Pull me up."
Johanna shook her head, and declined the Herculean attempt, so that Ben had to scramble to his feet the best way he could, and then as he sat down upon the sofa which was sufficiently strong to withstand any shocks, Mrs. Oakley asked him what it was he had been upon the point of saying, when the chair had so very unceremoniously given way with him; but Ben had quite forgotten it, only he said he recollected something else that was quite as good, and that was that he ordered to come about that hour a foaming tankard of mulled wine, and then he winked at Mrs. Oakley and hoped she had no medicine in the house to put in it.
Johanna shook her head and declined the enormous effort, so Ben had to scramble to his feet as best as he could. Once he sat down on the sofa, which was sturdy enough to handle any bumps, Mrs. Oakley asked him what he was about to say when the chair had so abruptly collapsed under him. But Ben had completely forgotten it; he only mentioned that he remembered something else just as good—that he ordered a frothy tankard of mulled wine to arrive around that time. Then he winked at Mrs. Oakley and hoped she didn’t have any medicine in the house to put in it.
"Oh, no, Ben," she said, "and if there isn't a knock at the door; and if you ordered it at the Unicorn's Tail, you may depend that's it."
"Oh, no, Ben," she said, "and if there's no knock at the door, and if you ordered it at the Unicorn's Tail, you can be sure that's it."
"Very good," said Ben, and then he proceeded to the door and found that it was the boy from the Unicorn's dorsal appendage with the spiced wine; and after whispering to bring a similar quantity in half an hour, and to keep on at it every half hour until further orders, Ben took it into the parlour, and a happier party than was there could not have been found in all London.
"Very good," said Ben, and then he went to the door and saw that it was the boy from the Unicorn's back with the spiced wine; and after quietly instructing him to bring the same amount in half an hour, and to keep it coming every half hour until further notice, Ben brought it into the parlor, and there couldn't have been a happier group in all of London.
CHAPTER CXIX.
THE CRIMINALS IN NEWGATE.—TODD'S ATTEMPT AT SUICIDE.
It is grievous to turn from the contemplation of so pleasant and grateful a scene as that that was taking place at the old spectacle-maker's house, to dive into the interior of Newgate. But thither it is that now we would conduct the reader.
It’s sad to shift away from such a nice and heartwarming scene happening at the old spectacle-maker's house to explore the grim reality of Newgate. But that's where we will take the reader now.
The state of mind that Todd was in after his arrest, was one that such a man with such strong passions as he had was exceedingly unlikely to come to. It is difficult to describe it, but if we say that he was mentally stunned, we shall be as near the mark as language will permit us to be.
The state of mind Todd was in after his arrest was one that a man with such strong passions as he had was very unlikely to experience. It’s hard to put into words, but if we say he was mentally stunned, that would be as close as we can get.
He walked, and looked, and spoke very much like a man in a dream; and it is really doubtful whether, for some hours, he comprehended the full measure of the calamity that had befallen him on his apprehension.
He walked, looked, and spoke very much like a person in a dream; and it's really uncertain whether, for a few hours, he understood the full extent of the disaster that had happened to him upon his arrest.
At Newgate they are quite accustomed to find this unnatural calmness in great criminals immediately after their arrest, so they take their measures accordingly.
At Newgate, they are used to seeing this strange calmness in major criminals right after their arrest, so they adjust their approach accordingly.
Sir Richard Blunt had given some very special instructions to the Governor of Newgate concerning his prisoner, when he should arrive and be placed in his custody, so everything was ready for Todd. How little he suspected that for two days and two nights the very cell he was to occupy in Newgate had been actually pointed out, and that the irons in which his limbs were to be encompassed were waiting for him in the lobby!
Sir Richard Blunt had given specific instructions to the Governor of Newgate about his prisoner, detailing what should happen when he arrived and was placed in custody, so everything was prepared for Todd. He had no idea that for two days and two nights, the very cell he would occupy in Newgate had already been designated, and the shackles meant for his limbs were waiting for him in the lobby!
He was placed in a small stone room that had no light but what came from a little orifice in the roof, and that was only a borrowed light after all, so that the cell was in a state of semi-darkness always.
He was put in a small stone room that had no light except for a little opening in the roof, and that was just borrowed light anyway, so the cell was always in a state of semi-darkness.
Into this place he was hurried, and the blacksmith who was in the habit of officiating upon such occasions, riveted upon him, as was then the custom, a complete set of irons.
Into this place he was quickly taken, and the blacksmith who usually handled these situations fitted him with a full set of iron shackles, as was customary at the time.
All this Todd looked at with seeming indifference. His face had upon it an unnatural flush, and probably Todd had never looked so strangely well in health as upon the occasion of the first few hours he spent in Newgate.
All of this Todd observed with what seemed like indifference. His face had an unnatural flush, and Todd had probably never looked so oddly healthy as he did during the first few hours he spent in Newgate.
"Now, old fellow," said one of the turnkeys, "I'm not to be very far off, in case you should happen to want to say anything; and if you give a rap at the door, I'll come to you."
"Now, buddy," said one of the guards, "I won’t be too far away in case you need to say something; and if you knock on the door, I’ll come to you."
"In case I want to say anything?" said Todd.
"In case I want to say anything?" Todd asked.
"Yes, to be sure. What, are you asleep?"
"Yes, for sure. What, are you sleeping?"
"Am I asleep?"
"Am I dreaming?"
"Why, he's gone a little bit out of his mind," said the blacksmith, as he gathered up his tools to be gone.
"Why, he's lost a bit of his mind," said the blacksmith, as he packed up his tools to leave.
The turnkey shook his head.
The doorman shook his head.
"Are you quite sure you have made a tight job of that?"
"Are you really sure you've done a good job on that?"
"Sure? Ay, that I am. If he gets out of them, put me in 'em, that's all. Oh, no! It would take—let me see—it would take about half a dozen of him to twist out o' that suit of armour. They are just about the best we have in the old stone jug."
"Sure? Yeah, I am. If he gets out of them, put me in them, that's all. Oh, no! It would take—let me see—it would take about six of him to twist out of that suit of armor. They're pretty much the best we have in the old stone jug."
"Good."
"Great."
"Yes, they are good."
"Yeah, they're great."
"I mean very well. And now Mr. Sweeney Todd, we will leave you to your own reflections, old boy, and much good may they do you. Good-night, old fellow. I always says good-night to the prisoners, cos it has a tender sort o' sound, and disposes of 'em to sleep. It's kind o' me, but I always was tender-hearted, as any little chick, I was."
"I really mean well. And now Mr. Sweeney Todd, we’re going to leave you to your own thoughts, my friend, and I hope they serve you well. Goodnight, buddy. I always say goodnight to the prisoners because it has a sweet sound and helps them settle down to sleep. It’s just my way, but I’ve always been soft-hearted, like a little chick."
Bang went the cell door, and its triple locks were shot into their hoops. Todd was alone.
Bang went the cell door, and its three locks clicked into place. Todd was by himself.
He had sat down upon a stool that was in the cell; and that stool, with a sort of bench fastened to the wall, was the only furniture it contained; and there he sat for about half an hour, during which time one of the most extraordinary changes that ever took place in the face of any human being, took place in his.
He sat down on a stool in the cell, and that stool, along with a bench attached to the wall, was the only furniture it had. He sat there for about half an hour, during which one of the most astonishing changes ever seen in a person's face occurred in his.
It seemed as if the wear and tear of years had been concentrated into minutes; and in that short space of time he passed from a middle aged, to be an old man.
It felt like the effects of years had been packed into just a few minutes; and in that brief time, he transformed from middle-aged to an old man.
Then reflection came!
Then reflection happened!
"Newgate!" he cried as he sprang to his feet.
"Newgate!" he shouted as he jumped to his feet.
The chains rattled and clanked together.
The chains rattled and clanked together.
"Chains—Newgate—a cell—death! Found out at last! At the moment of my triumph—defeated—detected! Newgate—chains—death!"
"Chains—Newgate—a cell—death! Caught at last! At the moment of my victory—defeated—discovered! Newgate—chains—death!"
He fell back upon the stool again, and sat for the space of about two minutes in perfect silence. Then he sprang up again with such a wild yell of rage and mental agony, that not only the cell, but the whole of that portion of the prison, echoed again with it.
He slumped back onto the stool again and sat in complete silence for about two minutes. Then he jumped up with a loud scream of anger and mental pain that echoed not just in the cell, but throughout that part of the prison.
The turnkey opened a small wicket in the door, which when it was opened from without, still was defended by iron bars across it, and peering into the cell, he said—
The jailer opened a small hatch in the door, which, when opened from the outside, was still protected by iron bars across it, and peering into the cell, he said—
"Hilloa! What now?"
"Hey! What's happening now?"
"Hilloa!" shouted Todd. "Air—air!"
"Hey!" shouted Todd. "Air—air!"
"Air? Why what do you mean by gammoning a fellow in that sort o' way for, eh? Haven't you got lots o' air? Well, of all the unreasonable coves as ever I comed across, you is the worstest. Be quiet, will you?"
"Air? What do you mean by tricking someone like that, huh? Don't you have plenty of air? Of all the unreasonable people I've ever met, you're the worst. Just be quiet, okay?"
"No—no! Death—death! Give me the means of instant death. I am going mad—mad—mad!"
"No—no! Death—death! Give me a way to die instantly. I’m going crazy—crazy—crazy!"
"Oh, no yer ain't. It's only yer first few hours in the stone-jug that has comed over you a little, that's all, old fellow. You'll soon pick up, and behave yourself like any other christian. All you have got to do is never to mind, and then it's nothink at all, old chap."
"Oh, no you aren't. It's just your first few hours in the drunk tank that has affected you a bit, that's all, my friend. You'll recover soon and start acting like any other decent person. All you need to do is not worry about it, and then it's nothing at all, buddy."
Clap went shut the little wicket door again.
Clap shut the little door again.
"Help! Help!" shouted Todd. "Take these irons off me. It is only a dream after all. Back, back you grinning fiends—why do you look at me when you know that it is not real? No—no, it cannot be, you know that it cannot be real."
"Help! Help!" yelled Todd. "Get these cuffs off me. It's just a dream anyway. Step back, you smirking monsters—why are you staring at me when you know this isn't real? No—no, it can't be, you know it can't be real."
"Be quiet will you?" shouted the turnkey.
"Can you be quiet, please?" shouted the guard.
"Keep off, I say. All is well. Mrs. Lovett dead—quite dead. The boy to die too. The house in a blaze—all is well arranged. Why do you mock and joke at me?"
"Stay back, I say. Everything is fine. Mrs. Lovett is dead—totally dead. The boy is going to die too. The house is on fire—all is well planned. Why are you making fun and joking about me?"
"Well, I never!" said the turnkey. "I do begin to think now that he's getting queer in the upper story. I have heard of its driving some of 'em mad to be bowled out when they didn't expect it, more 'special when it's a hanging affair. I wonder what he will say next? He's a regular rum un, he is."
"Well, I can't believe it!" said the jailer. "I really think he's starting to lose it. I've heard that being caught off guard can drive some people insane, especially when it’s related to a hanging. I wonder what he'll say next? He's definitely a strange one."
"What have I done?" shouted Todd. "What have I done? Nothing—nothing. The dead tell no tales. All is safe—quite safe. The grave is a good secret keeper. I think Tobias is dead too—why not? Mrs. Lovett is dead. This is not Newgate. These are not chains. It is only the nightmare. Ha! ha! ha! It is only the nightmare—I can laugh now!"
"What have I done?" shouted Todd. "What have I done? Nothing—nothing. The dead don't tell stories. Everything is safe—totally safe. The grave is a great keeper of secrets. I think Tobias is dead too—why not? Mrs. Lovett is dead. This isn't Newgate. These aren't chains. It's just the nightmare. Ha! ha! ha! It's just the nightmare—I can laugh now!"
"Oh, can you?" said the turnkey. "It's rather an odd sort o' laugh though, to my thinking. Howsomdever, there's no rule agin grinning, so you can go on at it as long as you like."
"Oh, can you?" said the guard. "It’s a pretty strange kind of laugh, if you ask me. Still, there’s no rule against grinning, so you can keep it up as long as you want."
"Mercy!" suddenly shrieked Todd, and then down he fell upon the floor of the cell, and lay quite still. The turnkey looked curiously in at him, through the little grating.
"Help!" Todd suddenly screamed, and then he collapsed on the floor of the cell and lay completely still. The jailer looked in at him with curiosity through the small grating.
"Humph!" he said, "I must go and report him to the Governor, and he will do whatsomdever he likes about him; but I suppose as they will send the doctor to him, and all that ere sort o' thing, for it won't do to let him slip out o' the world and quite cheat the gallows; oh dear no."
"Humph!" he said, "I have to go report him to the Governor, and he’ll do whatever he wants about it; but I guess they’ll send the doctor to him and all that kind of thing, because we can’t let him slip out of this world and completely dodge the gallows; oh no."
Muttering these and similar remarks to himself, the turnkey went, as he was bound in duty to do upon any very extraordinary conduct upon the part of any prisoner in his department, to report what Todd was about to the Governor.
Muttering these and similar comments to himself, the jailer went, as he was required to do in response to any unusual behavior from a prisoner in his care, to inform the Governor about what Todd was doing.
"Ah!" said that functionary, the surgeon, "and I will soon come to him. I fully expected we should have some trouble with that man. It really is too bad, that when people come into the prison, they will not be quiet. It would be just as well for them, and much more comfortable for me."
"Ah!" said the surgeon, "I'll be there in a moment. I knew we’d have some issues with that guy. It’s really frustrating that when people are in prison, they can't just keep it down. It would be better for them and a lot more comfortable for me."
"Werry much, sir," said the turnkey.
"Wery much, sir," said the guard.
"Well—well, he shall be attended to."
"Alright—he will be taken care of."
"Werry good, sir."
"Very good, sir."
The turnkey went back and took up his post again outside Todd's door, and in the course of ten minutes or so, without making the least hurry of the subject, the Governor and the jail surgeon arrived and entered the cell.
The turnkey went back and took his place again outside Todd's door, and after about ten minutes, without rushing at all, the Governor and the jail surgeon arrived and entered the cell.
Todd was picked up, and then it was found that he had struck his head against the stone floor, and so produced a state of insensibility, but whether he had done it on purpose or by accident, they could come to no opinion.
Todd was picked up, and then it was discovered that he had hit his head on the stone floor, which left him unconscious. However, they couldn't decide whether he had done it on purpose or by accident.
"Lay him on the bench," said the surgeon, "I can do nothing with him. He will come to himself again in a little while, I daresay, and be all right again in the morning."
"Put him on the bench," said the surgeon, "I can't do anything for him. He'll come to his senses again in a little while, I’m sure, and be fine by morning."
"He seems really, indeed, to be a very troublesome man," said the Governor to the surgeon.
"He really does seem to be a very difficult man," the Governor said to the surgeon.
"Very likely. Have you a mind for a game of cribbage to-night, Governor? I suppose this fellow will hang?"
"Probably. Are you up for a game of cribbage tonight, Governor? I guess this guy is going to hang?"
"Yes, I don't mind a game. Yes, they will tuck him up."
"Sure, I’m up for a game. Yeah, they will get him settled in."
With this they left Todd's cell, and the turnkey closed the door, and made the highly philosophical remark to himself of—
With that, they left Todd's cell, and the guard closed the door, making the surprisingly thoughtful comment to himself that—
"Werry good."
"Very good."
Todd remained until the morning in a state of insensibility, and when he awakened from it he was very much depressed in strength indeed. He lay for about two hours gazing on the ceiling of his cell, and then the door was opened, and the turnkey appeared with a bason of milk-and-water and a lump of coarse bread.
Todd stayed in a daze until morning, and when he finally came to, he felt extremely weak. He spent about two hours staring at the ceiling of his cell, and then the door opened, and the guard came in with a bowl of milk and water and a piece of coarse bread.
"Breakfast!" he cried.
"Breakfast!" he shouted.
Todd glared at him.
Todd glared at him.
"Breakfast; don't you understand that, old cock? However, it's all one to me. There it is—take it or leave it."
"Breakfast; don’t you get it, old man? But it doesn’t matter to me. It’s right there—take it or leave it."
Todd did not speak, and the not over luxurious meal was placed on the table, or rather upon the end of the bench upon which he lay, and which served the purpose of a table.
Todd didn’t say anything, and the somewhat modest meal was set on the table—or rather on the end of the bench where he was lying, which served as a table.
The moment Todd heard the door of the cell closed behind the turnkey, he rose from his recumbent posture, and, although he staggered when he got to his feet, he seized the bason, and at once, without tasting any of its contents, broke it against the corner of the bench to fragments.
The moment Todd heard the cell door close behind the guard, he got up from where he was lying down, and even though he stumbled a bit as he stood, he grabbed the bowl and immediately, without tasting anything in it, smashed it against the corner of the bench into pieces.
"I shall elude them yet!" he said. "They think they have me in their toils—but I shall elude them yet!"
"I will escape them still!" he said. "They think they have me caught—but I will escape them still!"
He selected a long jagged piece of the broken bason, and dragging down his cravat with one hand, he was upon the very point of plunging it into his throat with the other, when the turnkey sprang into the cell.
He picked up a long, sharp piece of the broken basin, and pulling down his tie with one hand, he was just about to stab it into his throat with the other when the guard burst into the cell.

Todd In Newgate, Tries To Commit Suicide.
Todd In Newgate Tries to Commit Suicide.
"Hold a bit!" he cried. "We don't allow that sort of thing here with any of our customers. You should have thought of those games before you got into the stone jug!"
"Wait a second!" he shouted. "We don’t allow that kind of behavior with any of our customers here. You should have considered those games before you ended up in the slammer!"
With one powerful blow, the turnkey struck the piece of the broken bason from the hand of Todd, and with another he felled him to the floor.
With one strong hit, the jailer knocked the broken piece of the basin out of Todd's hand, and with another, he sent him crashing to the floor.
"None o' your nonsense," he said; and then he carefully collected the pieces of the broken bason.
"Cut out the nonsense," he said; and then he carefully gathered the pieces of the broken bowl.
"Why should you grudge me the means of death," said Todd, "when you know that you have brought me here among you to die?"
"Why should you hold it against me if I want to die," Todd said, "when you know that you've brought me here to die among you?"
"Contrary to rules."
"Against the rules."
"In mercy, I ask you only to give me leave to take my own life, for I have failed in the object of my living."
"In mercy, I ask you to allow me to end my own life, as I have failed in the purpose of my existence."
"Contrary to rules."
"Against the rules."
The turnkey left the cell, then, as coolly as if nothing had happened, and carefully locked the door again, while he went to report the attempted suicide of the prisoner to the proper quarter.
The guard left the cell, then, as if nothing had happened, and carefully locked the door again while he went to report the prisoner’s attempted suicide to the appropriate authorities.
Foiled, then, in every way, Todd looked round the cell for some means of ridding himself of his life and his troubles together; but he found none. He then paced the cell to and fro like a maniac, as he muttered to himself—
Foiled in every way, Todd looked around the cell for a way to escape his life and his troubles, but found nothing. He then paced the cell back and forth like a madman, muttering to himself—
"All lost—lost—lost—all lost! Foiled, too, at the moment when I thought myself most secure—when I had made every preparation to leave England for ever! Oh, dolt that I was, not to have done so long ago, when I had half—ay, when I had only a quarter of the sum that I should this day have fled with! In my dreams I have seen myself as I am now, and the sight has shaken me, but I never thought to be so in reality. Is there any hope for me? What do they know?—what can they know?"
"All gone—gone—gone—all gone! Foiled, too, right when I thought I was safest—when I was ready to leave England for good! Oh, how foolish I was not to have done it long ago, when I had half—no, only a quarter of the amount I should have escaped with today! In my dreams, I've seen myself as I am now, and it’s been unsettling, but I never imagined it would happen for real. Is there any hope for me? What do they know?—what could they possibly know?"
Upon these questions, Todd paused in his uneasy walk in the cell, and sat down upon the low stool to think. His head rested upon his breast, and he was profoundly still.
Upon these questions, Todd paused in his uneasy walk in the cell and sat down on the low stool to think. His head rested on his chest, and he was completely still.
CHAPTER CXX.
A LUNCHEON AT SIR RICHARD BLUNT'S.—THE DOG AND HIS OLD FRIEND.
We willingly leave Todd to his own reflections upon the disastrous state of his affairs, while we solicit the attention of our readers to the private house and office of Sir Richard Blunt again, in Craven Street.
We willingly leave Todd to think about the mess he's in, while we direct our readers' attention back to the home and office of Sir Richard Blunt, located on Craven Street.
The worthy magistrate had quite a party to lunch on that day, and he had fixed the hour as eleven when he wished to see his friends.
The respected magistrate hosted a lunch party that day, scheduling it for eleven o'clock when he wanted to gather with his friends.
Those friends consisted of Johanna Oakley, Mark Ingestrie, Mr. and Mrs. Oakley, Colonel Jeffery, Arabella Wilmot, and Big Ben, who was, at the special request of Johanna, gladly included in the party.
Those friends included Johanna Oakley, Mark Ingestrie, Mr. and Mrs. Oakley, Colonel Jeffery, Arabella Wilmot, and Big Ben, who, at Johanna's special request, was happily included in the group.
A happier party than that could not very well have been found throughout the whole length and breadth of London; and there was but one slight shade of disquietude upon the face of Johanna, when she at times thought that at one o'clock she would have to attend the police-office at Bow Street to give her testimony against Todd the murderer.
A happier group than that couldn't easily be found anywhere in all of London; but there was a small hint of worry on Johanna's face when she occasionally remembered that at one o'clock she would have to go to the police station at Bow Street to testify against Todd the murderer.
"Well," said Ben, "here we are alive—all alive, and as merry as so many grigs; and all I can say is, my tulips, that I will show the wild beasteses to anybody as likes to come to the Tower, free, gratis and for nothing. Take it easy, Mr. Ingestrie, and don't be casting sheep's-eyes at Johanna. The little love of a thing ain't at all used to it—indeed, she ain't; and the only person as she lets love her above a bit, and takes it easy with, is me; so don't come any nonsense."
"Well," said Ben, "here we are, alive—all of us, and as cheerful as can be; all I can say is, my dears, that I'm happy to show the wild beasts to anyone who wants to come to the Tower, free of charge. Just relax, Mr. Ingestrie, and stop giving Johanna longing looks. That little sweetheart isn't used to it—not at all; the only person she shows any real affection for and feels comfortable with is me, so don't start any nonsense."
"But, Mr. Ben," said Mark, "I may look sometimes?"
"But, Mr. Ben," Mark said, "can I take a look sometimes?"
"Yes, now and then, if you take things easy."
"Yeah, every now and then, if you go with the flow."
Old Mr. Oakley had got on his spectacles, and seemed as if he could not be done looking at Mark Ingestrie; and more than once, or twice, or thrice, the old gentleman would shake hands with him, telling him that he looked upon him quite as one risen up from the dead, in a manner of speaking.
Old Mr. Oakley had put on his glasses and seemed unable to stop staring at Mark Ingestrie. More than once, or twice, or even three times, the old gentleman shook hands with him, saying that he viewed him almost like someone who had come back from the dead, so to speak.
"Yes, sir, you may well, indeed, look upon me as such; but I hope now for long life and happiness."
"Yes, sir, you can definitely see me that way; but I hope for a long life and happiness now."
A glance at Johanna was sufficiently expressive of with whom he hoped for happiness—and that glance was returned with one of those sweet endearing looks that only those who truly love can cast one upon another.
A look from Johanna clearly showed whom he wished to be happy with—and that look was met with one of those sweet, loving gazes that only people who genuinely love each other can share.
"And I, too," said Colonel Jeffery, "put in my claim to the happiness of the future, for am I not blessed with one whom I feel that I can love!"
"And I, too," said Colonel Jeffery, "lay claim to the happiness of the future, for am I not fortunate enough to have someone I feel I can love!"
"Stop!" said Arabella. "We won't have any conversation of this sort before company, colonel, if you please; so I will trouble you to be quiet."
"Stop!" Arabella said. "We won't have any conversation like this in front of company, Colonel, if you don't mind; so I'd appreciate it if you would be quiet."
"I am all submission," said the colonel; "and I hope my humble conduct upon this occasion will be to you all, ladies and gentlemen, a good example of what I shall be when I am married."
"I’m all about submission," said the colonel; "and I hope my humble behavior in this situation will serve as a good example to you all, ladies and gentlemen, of what I’ll be like when I’m married."
This was said in so comical a manner that the whole party laughed amazingly, and then Sir Richard Blunt said rather gravely—
This was said in such a funny way that everyone laughed a lot, and then Sir Richard Blunt said quite seriously—
"I expect two old friends here this morning."
"I’m expecting two old friends here this morning."
"Old friends?" said everybody, in surprise.
"Old friends?" everyone exclaimed, surprised.
"Yes. The one is the captain of the ship which brought poor Mr. Thornhill and his dog home, and who has been to Hamburgh with his vessel, and the other is the dog himself."
"Yes. One is the captain of the ship that brought poor Mr. Thornhill and his dog home, and who has taken his vessel to Hamburg, and the other is the dog himself."
At this moment an officer, for Sir Richard was quite wholly attended upon by the police at that private office of his, came in to say that a gentleman wanted to see him.
At that moment, an officer—since Sir Richard was completely surrounded by the police at his private office—came in to say that a gentleman wanted to see him.
"It is the worthy captain," said Sir Richard; "show him in at once."
"It’s the respected captain," said Sir Richard; "bring him in right away."
"If you please, Sir Richard," added the officer, "there is a man, too, with a great dog who wishes to see you, and the dog has been in the hall once, and walked off with a plate of cheese-cakes and a pickled tongue that were coming in to your worship."
"If you don't mind, Sir Richard," the officer said, "there's a man here with a big dog who wants to see you. The dog has already been in the hall and took a plate of cheese cakes and a pickled tongue that were meant for you."
A roar of laughter testified to the amusement which this freak of Hector's caused, and Sir Richard said—
A burst of laughter showed how entertaining this oddity of Hector's was, and Sir Richard said—
"Well, I don't know any one who was so much entitled to be invited to lunch as Hector, and no doubt he thought so too; and as we had not the courtesy to open the door for him, and properly accommodate him, he has helped himself on the road, that's all."
"Well, I don’t know anyone who was more deserving of an invitation to lunch than Hector, and he probably felt the same way; since we didn’t bother to open the door for him and properly welcome him, he just helped himself along the way, that’s all."
"Shall I admit him, sir?"
"Should I let him in, sir?"
"Yes, and the man who is with him. He is one of the witnesses who I trust will help to bring Todd to justice. Show them all in."
"Yes, and the guy who's with him. He's one of the witnesses I trust will help bring Todd to justice. Let them all in."
In a very few minutes the captain of the vessel, with whom the reader had some slight acquaintance at the beginning of this most veritable narrative, made his appearance, and Colonel Jeffery warmly shook hands with him. The dog knew the colonel and the captain likewise, and was most vociferous in his joy to see them.
In just a few minutes, the captain of the ship, who the reader had a bit of a connection with at the start of this true story, showed up, and Colonel Jeffery greeted him with a warm handshake. The dog recognized both the colonel and the captain and was very vocal about his happiness to see them.
It was an affecting thing then to see the creature pause suddenly in his manifestations of delight, and look sad and solemn, after which he uttered a dismal howl, and catching the colonel by the skirt of his coat, he tried to pull him towards the door of the room.
It was a touching moment to see the creature suddenly stop showing his excitement and look sad and serious. Then he let out a mournful howl and grabbed the colonel by the edge of his coat, trying to pull him toward the door of the room.
"Poor fellow," said the captain, "he does not forget his master yet, I see."
"Poor guy," said the captain, "he still remembers his master, I see."
"No," said Colonel Jeffery, "nor never will. If he had his own way now, and we would follow him, I lay any wager he would take us to Sweeney Todd's shop."
"No," said Colonel Jeffery, "and he never will. If he had his way now, and we followed him, I bet anything he would take us to Sweeney Todd's shop."
"In course he would, sir," said the ostler. "In course he would. Lord bless you, gemmen, if this here dog as I calls Pison, cos why he was pisoned, was only to get hold of Todd, I would not give much for his chances. You sees, gemmen, as I have kept him in good condition."
"In that case, he definitely would, sir," said the stable worker. "Of course he would. You see, gentlemen, if this dog I call Pison, because he was poisoned, was only meant to catch Todd, I wouldn't give him much of a chance. You see, gentlemen, I've kept him in great shape."
"He does look well," said the captain.
"He looks good," said the captain.
"Indeed it does you great credit," said Colonel Jeffery; "but his keep must cost something. There is my guinea towards it."
"That really shows your character," said Colonel Jeffery; "but keeping him must be expensive. Here’s my guinea towards it."
The colonel placed a guinea in the ostler's hand, and his example was followed by all present, so that the ostler found himself growing quite a man of substance when he least expected it.
The colonel put a guinea in the stable worker's hand, and everyone else followed his lead, leaving the stable worker feeling like he had become quite the wealthy guy when he least expected it.
"Lor, Pison," he said, "you'll be a fortin for a fellow yet, you will. But I hope, gemmen, as you don't mean to take him away, cos if that's the caper, here's the money agin, and I'd rather keep Pison. He's got fond o' me by this time, poor fellow, and I have got fond on him, as I hav'nt no other brothers and sisters or family of my own."
"Lor, Pison," he said, "you'll be a fortune for someone yet, you will. But I hope, gentlemen, that you don't mean to take him away, because if that's the case, here's the money back, and I'd rather keep Pison. He's gotten attached to me by now, poor fellow, and I've gotten attached to him, since I don't have any other brothers and sisters or family of my own."
"It would indeed be unfair," said the colonel, "to deprive you of him. But tell me, are you comfortable in your situation?"
"It would truly be unfair," said the colonel, "to take him away from you. But tell me, are you okay with your situation?"
"Lor bless you, sir, it ain't much of a situation. Lots of hard work, and werry little for it."
"Lord bless you, sir, it's not a great situation. A lot of hard work, and very little to show for it."
"Well, if you like to come into my service and bring Hector with you—you are welcome."
"Sure, if you want to join my service and bring Hector along—you’re welcome."
"Oh, won't I, sir, above a bit. Why, Pison, we is promoted, old fellor. We is a going to a new place, where there will be no end of grub, old chap."
"Oh, I certainly will, sir, just a little. Well, Pison, we got a promotion, old buddy. We're heading to a new place where there will be plenty of food, my friend."
"You shall not have any complaints to make in that department," said the colonel.
"You won't have any complaints in that area," said the colonel.
"So then," said the captain, "it is quite clear that Mr. Thornhill was murdered by that rascal of a barber?"
"So then," said the captain, "it's pretty clear that Mr. Thornhill was murdered by that shady barber?"
"Quite," replied Sir Richard Blunt, "and it is for that murder we mean to try Todd. If, however, by any chance, he should escape conviction upon that, we will be provided with two more indictments against him, so that he is tolerably well cared for; but the murder of Mr. Thornhill is what we mean ostensibly to go upon."
"Exactly," replied Sir Richard Blunt, "and that's the murder we're planning to charge Todd with. However, if for some reason he manages to avoid conviction on that one, we have two more charges ready against him, so he's still pretty much covered; but the murder of Mr. Thornhill is the main case we intend to pursue."
"That's right, sir," said the ostler, "and I'll bring Pison as a witness to all the blessed facts. He'll settle the business, even if the jury is half as stupid agin as usual."
"That's right, sir," said the stableman, "and I'll bring Pison to witness all the important facts. He'll take care of things, even if the jury is as clueless as they usually are."
"He will be committed for trial this morning," said Sir Richard Blunt, "for the murder of Mr. Thornhill; and that woman, Mrs. Lovett, will be arraigned as an accessory before the fact, so that there can be very little doubt of the fate of both of them; and if ever two notorious criminals deserved that the last dread sentence of the law should be carried out against them, Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett are those two."
"He will go to trial this morning," said Sir Richard Blunt, "for the murder of Mr. Thornhill; and that woman, Mrs. Lovett, will be charged as an accessory before the fact, so there’s hardly any doubt about the outcome for both of them; and if there were ever two infamous criminals who deserve the harshest penalty of the law, it's Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett."
"They could not be worse," said the captain.
"They couldn't be any worse," said the captain.
"No, that would be impossible," remarked the colonel. "I shall be glad when this gloomy tragedy is over though. The public mind will soon be filled with it, and we shall hear of nothing but of Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett, with all their sayings and doings, for the next few months to come."
"No, that would be impossible," said the colonel. "I’ll be glad when this dark tragedy is over though. The public will soon be obsessed with it, and we’ll hear nothing but Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett, along with all their quotes and actions, for the next few months."
"That is true enough," said Sir Richard Blunt. "But I don't think you will find any but one feeling upon the subject, and that will be one of universal condemnation."
"That's true," said Sir Richard Blunt. "But I don't think you'll find anyone who feels differently about it, and that feeling will be one of complete condemnation."
"Not a doubt of it."
"Definitely not."
"There is another too who will suffer the just reward of his crimes," said the magistrate glancing at Mrs. Oakley.
"There’s someone else who will face the consequences of his actions," said the magistrate, looking at Mrs. Oakley.
She shook her head and sighed, for she shrunk naturally from the awfully responsible share she was condemned to have in the conviction of Mr. Lupin.
She shook her head and sighed, because she instinctively recoiled from the heavy responsibility she was forced to have in the conviction of Mr. Lupin.
"I will do my duty," she said, "in that dreadful piece of business. The guilt of Lupin, although not so extensive as Todd's, is to the full as great."
"I'll do my part," she said, "in that terrible situation. Lupin's guilt, while not as extensive as Todd's, is still just as significant."
"It is indeed, madam."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Ah, yes!" said Ben. "They are a bad lot altogether, and the sooner they are hung up like a rope of ingions the better. Bless me, I always was delicate, and so was obliged to take things easy; but I have more than once looked into that horrid pie shop in Bell Yard, and thought I should like a smack of about fifteen or twenty of them, just to stay my stomach till I got home to the Tower; and what a mercy it was I never bought 'em."
"Ah, yes!" said Ben. "They're a terrible bunch, and the sooner they're hanged like a rope of onions, the better. Goodness, I've always been a bit delicate, so I had to take it easy; but I've looked into that awful pie shop in Bell Yard more than once and thought I wouldn't mind having about fifteen or twenty of them, just to tide me over until I got home to the Tower; and what a relief it is that I never bought any."
"It was, indeed, my friend," Sir Richard said.
"It was, really, my friend," Sir Richard said.
"Yes, you may say that, my dear, sir—you may say that. With my very delicate stomach, I should have been as good as done brown if I had had 'em. I should have fallen a victim to the wild beasteses, the very next time as I went a-near 'em; and all I can say is, as I shall be uncommon glad to show these creatures to any of this company, as will come to the Tower at feeding time."
"Yes, you can say that, my dear sir—you can definitely say that. With my very sensitive stomach, I would have been completely finished if I had eaten them. I would have fallen victim to the wild beasts the very next time I went near them; and all I can say is that I will be very glad to show these creatures to anyone in this group who comes to the Tower at feeding time."
Ben had made this liberal offer so often that the company left off thanking him for it; but the ostler whispered to him—
Ben had made this generous offer so many times that the company stopped thanking him for it; but the stable attendant whispered to him—
"I'll come and bring Pison."
"I'll come and bring Pison."
"No, will you though?" said Ben.
"No, will you really?" said Ben.
"Yes, to be sure I will. Who knows but he'd like to see them wild beasteses, as perhaps he has only heard of 'em in a wery promiscous sort o' way."
"Yes, for sure I will. Who knows, maybe he’d want to see those wild beasts, as he might have only heard about them in a pretty mixed-up sort of way."
"Not a doubt of it," cried Ben, "not a doubt of it—only when he does come you must tell him to take things easy, and not be discomposed at any of the roaring and bellowing, as the creatures sets up at times."
"Absolutely," Ben exclaimed, "no doubt about it—just when he arrives, make sure to tell him to relax and not get upset by all the roaring and bellowing that the creatures sometimes make."
"Oh, I'll hold him."
"Oh, I'll take care of him."
"You needn't go for to hold him. Just you impress upon him afore he comes that easy does it, that's all you need do, and then he'll know very well what to do."
"You don't need to go to any trouble to hold him. Just make sure you let him know before he arrives that he should take it easy; that's all you need to do, and then he'll understand exactly what to do."
"Won't I!"
"Not me!"
The conversation was rather breaking up into small fragments, when the magistrate rose from his seat.
The conversation was starting to break into small pieces when the magistrate got up from his seat.
"Now then," said Sir Richard Blunt, "it is time for us to go to Bow Street, where I appear as a witness to-day, instead of as a magistrate."
"Alright then," said Sir Richard Blunt, "it's time for us to head to Bow Street, where I'm testifying today, rather than serving as a magistrate."
As he spoke, the clock in the office sounded the half-past twelve.
As he spoke, the clock in the office chimed half past twelve.
All the guests of the magistrate rose, for they knew that his duties were imperative. There was a tone of great gravity now about Sir Richard Blunt as he spoke—
All the magistrate's guests stood up, knowing his responsibilities were important. There was a serious tone to Sir Richard Blunt as he spoke—
"I fully expect," he said, "that Todd will be committed for trial and Mrs. Lovett likewise. Already she has made repeated applications to her attendants in prison, to be permitted to become evidence against Todd."
"I fully expect," he said, "that Todd will be taken to trial and Mrs. Lovett as well. She has already made several requests to her prison guards to allow her to testify against Todd."
"Which will surely not be permitted?" said the colonel.
"Which definitely won't be allowed?" said the colonel.
"Certainly not; the evidence against him is quite clear enough without the assistance of Mrs. Lovett, while the proofs of her criminality with him, are of too strong a character for her to be given any chance of escape."
"Definitely not; the evidence against him is pretty clear even without Mrs. Lovett's help, and the proof of her involvement in his crimes is too strong for her to have any chance of getting away with it."
"She is a dreadful woman."
"She's a terrible woman."
"She is, indeed; but you will all of you soon see how she conducts herself now, for she will be brought up with Todd."
"She really is; but you'll all see how she acts now, because she'll be raised with Todd."
CHAPTER CXXI.
TODD IS COMMITTED FOR TRIAL, AND EXPECTS THE WORST.
By the time the police office at Bow Street opened upon the morning, a wild vague, and uncertain sort of rumour had spread itself over London, concerning the discoveries that had been made at Todd's house in Fleet Street, and at Mrs. Lovett's in Bell Yard, Temple Bar.
By the time the police station at Bow Street opened that morning, a strange and unclear rumor had swept across London about the discoveries made at Todd's house on Fleet Street and at Mrs. Lovett's in Bell Yard, Temple Bar.
Of course, the affair had lost nothing from many-tongued rumour, and the popular belief was, that Todd's house had been found full of dead bodies from the attics to the cellars, while Mrs. Lovett had been actually detected in the very act of scraping some dead man's bones, for tid-bits to make a veal pie of.
Of course, the story only grew with all the gossip, and the common belief was that Todd's house was discovered stuffed with dead bodies from the attics to the cellars, while Mrs. Lovett was caught in the act of scraping some dead man's bones to use as filling for a veal pie.
A dense crowd had assembled in Fleet Street, to have a look at Todd's now shut-up house, and that thoroughfare very soon, in consequence, became no thoroughfare at all. Bell Yard too was so completely blocked up, that the lawyers who were in the habit of using it as a short cut from the Temple to Lincoln's Inn, were forced to take the slight round of Chancery Lane instead; and the confusion and general excitement in the whole of the neighbourhood was immense.
A thick crowd had gathered on Fleet Street to see Todd's now-closed house, which quickly made that street completely impassable. Bell Yard was also so blocked that the lawyers who usually used it as a shortcut from the Temple to Lincoln's Inn had to take the longer route through Chancery Lane instead; the chaos and excitement in the whole area were immense.
But it was in Bow Street, and round the doors of the police-office, that the densest crowd, and the greatest excitement prevailed. There it was only with the greatest difficulty that the officers and others officially connected with the public office could get in and out of it as occasion required; and the three or four magistrates who thought proper to attend upon that occasion, had quite a struggle to get into the court at all.
But it was at Bow Street, and around the doors of the police station, that the largest crowd and the most excitement were found. It was so crowded that officers and others connected to the public office had a hard time getting in and out when needed; and the three or four magistrates who decided to attend had quite a struggle just to get into the court.
By dint of great perseverance, our friends, with Sir Richard Blunt, at length succeeded in forcing a passage through the crowd, to the magistrates private entrance, and having once passed that, they were no longer in the smallest degree incommoded.
Through sheer determination, our friends, along with Sir Richard Blunt, finally managed to push their way through the crowd to the magistrate's private entrance, and once they got through that, they were no longer bothered at all.
"Well, Crotchet," said Sir Richard, as he encountered that individual, "Have you been to Newgate this morning?"
"Well, Crotchet," said Sir Richard when he ran into him, "Have you been to Newgate this morning?"
"Rather, Sir Richard."
"Actually, Sir Richard."
"Any news?"
"What's the update?"
"No. Only that Todd has been a trying it on a little, that's all."
"No. Just that Todd has been testing the waters a bit, that's all."
"What do you mean?"
"What do you mean?"
"Why he's only petikler anxious to save Jack Ketch any trouble on his account, that's all, Sir Richard; so he's been trying to put himself out o' this here world, and shove himself into t'other, without going through all the trouble of being hung, that's all, sir."
"Why, he's just particularly anxious to save Jack Ketch any trouble on his behalf, that's all, Sir Richard; so he's been trying to remove himself from this world and push himself into the other one, without going through all the hassle of being hanged, that's all, sir."
"I fully expected that both Todd and Mrs. Lovett would make some such attempts; but I hope the governor of Newgate has been sufficiently careful to prevent the possibility of either of them succeeding."
"I fully expected that both Todd and Mrs. Lovett would try something like that; but I hope the governor of Newgate has been careful enough to prevent either of them from succeeding."
"It's all right," added Crotchet. "I seed 'em both, and they is as lively as black beetles as has been trod on by somebody as isn't a very light weight."
"It's okay," Crotchet added. "I saw both of them, and they're as lively as black beetles that have been stepped on by someone who's not exactly light."
The doors of the court had not been opened, but when they were, the struggle for admission was tremendous, and it required the utmost exertions of the officers of the establishment to keep anything like a semblance of order. The few night charges were rapidly disposed of, and while a gentleman who looked very foolish, was fined five shillings for being drunk and disorderly the evening previous, a roaring shout from the mob in the street proclaimed the arrival of the two important prisoners from Newgate.
The court doors hadn’t opened yet, but when they did, the rush to get in was intense, and the officers had to work hard to maintain even a bit of order. The few overnight cases were quickly handled, and while a man who looked quite ridiculous was fined five shillings for being drunk and disruptive the night before, a loud cheer from the crowd outside announced the arrival of the two key prisoners from Newgate.
Up to some time after his arrest, Todd, notwithstanding some stray words that would indicate a contrary state of things, fully believed that he had succeeded in murdering Mrs. Lovett, and it was not until the morning that he became aware of her escape from drowning in the Thames.
Up until a while after his arrest, Todd, despite a few comments that suggested otherwise, truly believed that he had killed Mrs. Lovett, and it wasn't until the morning that he realized she had escaped drowning in the Thames.
It did not require a conjuror to tell the authorities that there would be some trouble in getting the prisoners to Bow Street, so it was thought better to make one job of it, and to place Todd and Mrs. Lovett in the same coach along with four officers.
It didn't take a magician to inform the authorities that there would be some issues getting the prisoners to Bow Street, so it was decided it would be better to handle it all at once and put Todd and Mrs. Lovett in the same carriage with four officers.
With this intent the coach was brought close to the wicket-gate of Newgate, and Todd and Mrs. Lovett, well guarded, were brought to the lobby at the same moment. The moment Todd caught sight of Mrs. Lovett, a kind of spasm seemed to shake his frame, and pointing to her, he cried—
With this in mind, the coach was brought near the wicket gate of Newgate, and Todd and Mrs. Lovett, under heavy guard, were brought to the lobby at the same time. The moment Todd saw Mrs. Lovett, he seemed to have a spasm run through him, and pointing at her, he shouted—
"Does that woman indeed live, or is she but some fiend in the shape of such a one come to torment me?"
"Does that woman really exist, or is she just some demon in the form of a person here to torment me?"
"That is Mrs. Lovett," said the Governor.
"That’s Mrs. Lovett," said the Governor.
"Oh, no—no—no," added Todd, "it is not so—it cannot be. The dark rolling river cannot so give up its dead."
"Oh, no—no—no," Todd added, "that's not how it is—it can't be. The dark, flowing river can't just let go of its dead."
"You were well disposed that it should not," said Mrs. Lovett, bending upon Todd a most ferocious glance.
"You were really hoping it wouldn’t," said Mrs. Lovett, giving Todd a fierce look.
"She is saved!" gasped Todd.
"She’s safe!" gasped Todd.
"Yes, I am saved to your confusion. I call you all to witness," she then added in a loud voice, "that I had no idea of the extent of Todd's iniquity; but what I do know I will freely tell as evidence for the crown against him."
"Yes, I am saved to your confusion. I call you all to witness," she then added in a loud voice, "that I had no idea of the extent of Todd's wrongdoing; but what I do know I will freely tell as evidence for the crown against him."
Mrs. Lovett looked peculiarly at the Governor while she uttered these words, for she was anxious to know what he thought of them, but that functionary took not the remotest notice.
Mrs. Lovett glanced at the Governor in a strange way as she said this, eager to see what he thought of her words, but he seemed completely uninterested.
At this moment one of the warders announced the sheriff, and one of the Sheriffs of London with his gold chain of office on, appeared in the lobby. To him Mrs. Lovett immediately turned, saying—
At that moment, one of the guards announced the sheriff, and one of the Sheriffs of London, wearing his gold chain of office, appeared in the lobby. Mrs. Lovett immediately turned to him, saying—
"Sir, I offer myself as king's evidence. Do you understand me?"
"Sir, I'm willing to testify for the king. Do you understand what I mean?"
"Perfectly, madam; but I have nothing to do with the matter."
"Of course, ma'am; but I have no involvement in this issue."
"Nothing to do, sir? Then why do you wear that bauble?"
"Nothing to do, sir? Then why are you wearing that trinket?"
"My office, so far as you are concerned, madam, will be to keep you in safe custody, and see that the sentence of the law is carried into effect upon you, in case you should be convicted of the crimes laid to your charge."
"My office, as far as you're concerned, ma'am, will be to keep you safe and make sure the law's sentence is carried out if you're found guilty of the crimes accused against you."
"But I turn king's evidence. It is quite a common thing that you have all heard of that often enough."
"But I’m turning state's evidence. It's something you've all heard of many times before."
"Now, madam, the coach is ready," said a turnkey.
"Now, ma'am, the car is ready," said a guard.
"Where are you going to take me? Is not this Newgate?"
"Where are you taking me? Isn't this Newgate?"
"Yes, but you must undergo an examination at the police-office in Bow Street."
"Yes, but you need to get checked at the police station on Bow Street."
Without any further ceremony, Mrs. Lovett was handed into the coach, and Todd after her. She was at first placed in the seat immediately opposite to him, but she insisted upon changing it, saying, that she could not bear to look at him all the way that she went, and as it was a matter of no moment which way she sat, the officers so far indulged her as to permit her to change her place.
Without any more fuss, Mrs. Lovett was helped into the coach, followed by Todd. At first, she sat directly across from him, but she insisted on switching seats, saying she couldn’t stand to look at him the entire way. Since it didn’t really matter which way she sat, the officers allowed her to change her seat.
In this way then, both of them upon the same seat, while three officers sat opposite to them, and one with them, dividing them, they arrived at Bow Street, and were met by that roaring shout, that everybody had heard, from without the court.
In this way, both of them sat on the same bench, while three officers sat across from them and one sat with them, separating the two. They reached Bow Street and were greeted by the loud cheer that everyone outside the court had heard.
Of course every precaution had been taken to prevent the mob from wreaking their vengeance upon the criminals, which they were well-disposed to do. A number of people were knocked down and some of the officers rather roughly treated; but the result was, that Todd and Mrs. Lovett were got into the office in safety.
Of course, every precaution was taken to stop the mob from taking out their anger on the criminals, which they were eager to do. Several people were knocked down, and some of the officers were treated a bit roughly; but the outcome was that Todd and Mrs. Lovett were safely brought into the office.
Sweeney Todd, as he ascended the steps of the office, turned his head for a moment, and looked at the sea of angry faces that was in the street. He shuddered and passed on. Mrs. Lovett did not look round at all.
Sweeney Todd, as he climbed the steps to the office, turned his head for a moment and glanced at the crowd of angry faces in the street. He shuddered and moved on. Mrs. Lovett didn’t look back at all.
With great difficulty the door of the office was closed, and then in a few moments Todd and Mrs. Lovett were placed side by side at the bar of justice.
With great effort, the office door was shut, and a few moments later, Todd and Mrs. Lovett found themselves side by side at the bar of justice.
There was one person sitting on the bench near to Sir Richard Blunt, upon whom Todd fixed his eyes in amazement. That person was Johanna Oakley. The features came at once to his recollection, and as though he really doubted if he were awake or not, he more than once pressed his hand upon his eyes.
There was someone sitting on the bench next to Sir Richard Blunt, whom Todd stared at in disbelief. That person was Johanna Oakley. Her features instantly came to his mind, and as if he truly questioned whether he was awake, he pressed his hand against his eyes more than once.

Todd And Mrs. Lovett At Bow Street Police Office.
Todd and Mrs. Lovett at Bow Street Police Station.
His and every one else's attention were, however, speedily taken up by the conduct of Mrs. Lovett. The moment comparative order was restored in the crowded court, so that what she said could be distinctly and clearly heard, she spoke—
His and everyone else's attention was quickly drawn to Mrs. Lovett's actions. As soon as some order was restored in the crowded court, making her words clearly audible, she began to speak—
"I am willing to turn king's evidence upon this occasion, and to declare all I know of Todd's nefarious transactions. I am quite willing to tell all—I don't perhaps know the full extent of Todd's guilt, but I repeat I will turn king's evidence, and tell all I do know."
"I’m ready to testify for the king this time and reveal everything I know about Todd's shady dealings. I'm completely willing to share everything—I might not know the entire scope of Todd's wrongdoing, but I’ll say again that I will testify and share what I do know."
A gentleman, plainly dressed in black, rose new, and in a calm, assured voice, said—
A man, simply dressed in black, stood up and, with a calm, confident voice, said—
"Upon the part of the crown I reject the offer of the female prisoner. Anything she may say will be used as evidence against her, if it bear that construction."
"On behalf of the crown, I reject the female prisoner's offer. Anything she says can be used as evidence against her if it could be interpreted that way."
"Reject?" cried Mrs. Lovett. "And pray, sir, who are you that you dare reject such a proposition for furthering the ends of justice?"
"Reject?" Mrs. Lovett exclaimed. "And tell me, sir, who do you think you are to reject such a proposal for advancing justice?"
"That, madam, is the Attorney-General," said an officer.
"That, ma'am, is the Attorney General," said an officer.
"Oh," said Mrs. Lovett, "and am I to understand that I am accused of any participation in Todd's crimes?"
"Oh," said Mrs. Lovett, "am I to understand that I'm being accused of having any involvement in Todd's crimes?"
"You will find by the evidence that will be adduced against you of what you are accused," said the magistrate. "You, I believe, Sir Richard Blunt, give these people in charge?"
"You will see from the evidence that will be presented against you regarding your charges," said the magistrate. "You, I believe, Sir Richard Blunt, are the one who arrested these people?"
"Yes," said Sir Richard rising. "I charge them with, in the first place, the wilful murder of Charles James Thornhill. If your worship should think fit, from the evidence that will be brought forward, to commit them upon that charge, I shall not at present trouble you with any others, although I am fully prepared with several."
"Yes," said Sir Richard, getting to his feet. "I accuse them, first and foremost, of the deliberate murder of Charles James Thornhill. If it pleases your honor, based on the evidence that will be presented, to hold them on that charge, I won’t burden you with any others right now, although I have plenty ready."
"What is the meaning of all this?" cried Mrs. Lovett. "I will be heard."
"What does all this mean?" shouted Mrs. Lovett. "I will be heard."
Sir Richard Blunt paid no manner of attention to her, but brought before the magistrate quite sufficient evidence to warrant him in committing both the prisoners for trial.
Sir Richard Blunt completely ignored her and presented enough evidence to the magistrate to justify committing both prisoners for trial.
The only great effect that the proceedings seemed to have upon Todd consisted in his surprise when Johanna Oakley came forward, and to her examination he listened attentively indeed. When she related how, under the name of Charles Green, she had taken the situation of errand boy at Todd's shop, and been in daily communication with Sir Richard Blunt, Todd dashed his clenched fist against his own head, crying—
The only significant impact that the proceedings seemed to have on Todd was his shock when Johanna Oakley came forward, and he listened intently to her testimony. When she explained how, using the name Charles Green, she had taken a job as an errand boy at Todd's shop and had been in regular contact with Sir Richard Blunt, Todd slammed his clenched fist against his own head, yelling—
"Dolt—Idiot—idiot! and I did suspect it once!"
"Dolt—Idiot—idiot! And I did suspect it once!"
Johanna went on then to state how in hunting over Todd's shop and house for some vestige of Mark Ingestrie, the sleeve of a seaman's jacket was found, which she had thought belonged to him, but which would be identified by the captain of the ship as having been part of Mr. Thornhill's apparel when he went on shore upon that fatal morning of his murder, no doubt by Todd.
Johanna then explained that while searching around Todd's shop and house for any sign of Mark Ingestrie, they found the sleeve of a seaman's jacket. She initially thought it belonged to him, but the captain of the ship would identify it as part of Mr. Thornhill's clothing when he went ashore on that tragic morning of his murder, likely at Todd's hands.
The evidence against Mrs. Lovett consisted of the fact of there being an underground communication all the way from the cellars of Todd's house to her cooking concern; and Mark Ingestrie had quite enough to tell of that to make it tolerably clear they acted in concert.
The evidence against Mrs. Lovett included the underground connection running from Todd's house cellars to her pie shop; and Mark Ingestrie had more than enough to say about that to make it fairly obvious they were working together.
Of course there could be but one opinion in the minds of all present of the guilt of the prisoners; but it was necessary that that guilt should be legally as well as morally proved, and hence the evidence was very carefully arranged to meet the exigencies of the case.
Of course, everyone present had the same opinion about the guilt of the prisoners; however, it was important that this guilt be proven both legally and morally, so the evidence was meticulously organized to address the needs of the case.
"Have you any legal adviser?" said the Magistrate to Todd.
"Do you have a lawyer?" the Magistrate asked Todd.
"No," was the brief response.
"No," was the short reply.
The same question was put to Mrs. Lovett, but she did not answer, and the death-like paleness of her countenance sufficiently testified that it was out of her power to do so. In another moment, overcome by dread and chagrin, she fainted.
The same question was asked of Mrs. Lovett, but she didn’t respond, and the eerie paleness of her face clearly showed that she couldn’t. A moment later, overwhelmed by fear and disappointment, she fainted.
"Is she dead?" said Todd.
"Is she dead?" Todd asked.
No one replied to the question, and he added—
No one answered the question, and he added—
"Look to her well or she will yet baffle you. If ever the spirit of a fiend found a home in any human brain it is in that woman's. I say to you, look to her well, or she will still baffle you all by some rare device you little dream of."
"Pay close attention to her, or she will still confuse you. If the spirit of a demon ever took residence in a human mind, it's in that woman. I'm telling you, keep a close eye on her, or she will continue to baffle you with some clever trick you can't even imagine."
Mrs. Lovett in her insensible state was carried from the court, and a surgeon was in prompt attendance upon her. It was found that there was nothing the matter with her; she had merely fainted through sheer vexation of spirit at finding that her overtures to be evidence against Todd were not attended to in the way she had wished; for now, with the loss of everything but life, how glad she would have been to back out of those odious transactions which clung to her.
Mrs. Lovett, in her unconscious state, was taken from the court, and a surgeon quickly attended to her. It turned out there was nothing wrong; she had simply fainted out of frustration upon realizing that her attempts to testify against Todd were not received in the way she had hoped. Now, having lost everything but her life, she would have been so relieved to withdraw from those unpleasant dealings that haunted her.
Todd was asked if he had anything to say.
Todd was asked if he had anything to say.
"Really," he said. "I do not know what it is all about. I am a poor humble man, who get but a scanty living by shaving any kind customer, and all this must be some desperate conspiracy against me on the part of the Roman Catholic, I think."
"Honestly," he said. "I have no idea what this is all about. I'm just a poor, humble guy who barely makes a living by shaving any kind of customer, and I think this must be some kind of desperate conspiracy against me by the Roman Catholics."
"The Roman Catholics?"
"The Catholics?"
"Yes, your worship. I never would shave or dress the hair of a Roman Catholic if I knew it, and more than one of that religion have sworn to be avenged upon me."
"Yes, your honor. I would never shave or style the hair of a Roman Catholic if I knew it, and more than one person of that faith has sworn revenge against me."
"And is this your defence?"
"And is this your defense?"
"Yes, exactly; it is all I can say; and if I perish, it will be as one of the most innocent of men who ever was persecuted to death."
"Yeah, that's right; that's all I can say; and if I die, it will be as one of the most innocent people who ever faced persecution to death."
"Well," said the magistrate, "I have heard many a singular defence, but never one like this."
"Well," said the magistrate, "I've heard many unique defenses, but never one like this."
"It's—it's truth," said Todd, "that staggers your worship."
"It's the truth," said Todd, "that blows your mind."
"Well, you can try what effect it will have upon a jury. I commit you for trial on the charge of wilful murder."
"Well, you can see what effect it will have on a jury. I’m sending you to trial for the charge of intentional murder."
"Murder of whom?"
"Who was murdered?"
"Charles James Thornhill."
"Charles James Thornhill."
"Oh, your worship, he is alive and well, and now in Havannah. If I have murdered him, where is the body?"
"Oh, your honor, he is alive and well, and now in Havana. If I killed him, where is the body?"
"We are prepared," said the Attorney General, "with that objection. At the trial we will tell the jury where the body is."
"We're ready," said the Attorney General, "with that objection. At the trial, we'll inform the jury where the body is."
Mrs. Lovett, now having sufficiently recovered, was brought into court to hear that she was committed for trial, but she made no remark upon that circumstance whatever; and in the course of a few moments another shout from the multitude without announced that the prisoners were off to Newgate.
Mrs. Lovett, now having fully recovered, was brought into court to hear that she was being sent for trial, but she didn’t say anything about it; and after a few moments, another shout from the crowd outside announced that the prisoners were on their way to Newgate.
CHAPTER CXXII.
A LARGE PARTY VISITS BIG BEN AND THE LIONS IN THE TOWER.
On the morning following the committal of Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney Todd to Newgate for trial, a rather large party met at the office of Sir Richard Blunt, in Craven Street, Strand. The fact was that after the proceedings at the police-office, Big Ben had earnestly besought them all to name the day to visit him and the lions in the Tower, and as no day was so convenient to Sir Richard as that immediately following, it was arranged that they were all to meet at the private office in Craven Street, and go there by water to the Tower.
On the morning after Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney Todd were taken to Newgate for trial, a fairly large group gathered at Sir Richard Blunt's office on Craven Street, Strand. The reason was that after the events at the police station, Big Ben had eagerly asked everyone to pick a day to come and see him and the lions at the Tower. Since the day right after was the most convenient for Sir Richard, it was decided that they would all meet at the private office on Craven Street and take a boat to the Tower.
The sun shone beautifully; and to look at that party no one would have supposed that there had ever been such persons as Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett in the world.
The sun shone brightly, and looking at that party, no one would have believed that people like Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett ever existed.
The party consisted of Colonel Jeffery, Tobias, Mr. and Mrs. Oakley, Minna Gray, Johanna, Mark Ingestrie, Arabella Wilmot, and the fruiterer's daughter from Fleet Street, who had been so kind to Johanna during that very sad and anxious time that she had passed while in the temporary service of Todd.
The party included Colonel Jeffery, Tobias, Mr. and Mrs. Oakley, Minna Gray, Johanna, Mark Ingestrie, Arabella Wilmot, and the fruit seller’s daughter from Fleet Street, who had been really kind to Johanna during that difficult and stressful time she spent in Todd's temporary service.

Tobias And Minna Rejoice At The Capture Of Todd And Mrs. Lovett.
Tobias and Minna Celebrate the Capture of Todd and Mrs. Lovett.
So happy-looking and smiling a party surely could not have been found in all London, as they made up. It will be seen that there were no less than three couples intent upon matrimony, for although it was understood that Tobias was to wait two years yet before he married, he looked as happy as the rest.
So happy and smiling, this group couldn't have been matched anywhere in all of London. There were actually three couples eager to get married, and even though Tobias was supposed to wait another two years before tying the knot, he looked just as joyful as everyone else.
A large eight-oared barge was at the stairs at the bottom of the street to convey them, and as they all walked to it arm-in-arm, and in couples, everybody who met them would have it that it was a wedding, and many jocular remarks were made to them by the way.
A large eight-oared boat was at the dock at the end of the street to take them, and as they walked to it arm-in-arm and in pairs, everyone who passed by thought it was a wedding, and many joking comments were made to them along the way.
"Upon my word," said Sir Richard, "I shall be considered a match-maker, and folks will say that I keep this office of my own only as a matrimonial speculation."
"Honestly," said Sir Richard, "people will see me as a matchmaker, and they’ll think I only run this office as a way to set up marriages."
"You certainly," said the colonel, "have been the cause of two or three matches, at all events, for, but for you, I doubt if any of us would have felt as we feel to day, Sir Richard."
"You definitely," said the colonel, "have brought about two or three relationships, at least, because without you, I doubt any of us would feel the way we do today, Sir Richard."
"He has restored Mark Ingestrie to me," said Johanna.
"He has given Mark Ingestrie back to me," said Johanna.
"And my Johanna to me," said Ingestrie.
"And my Johanna to me," said Ingestrie.
"And my dear Minna to me," cried Tobias.
"And my dear Minna to me," shouted Tobias.
"Stop—stop!" cried Sir Richard.
"Stop—stop!" yelled Sir Richard.
"And I am quite certain," said the colonel, "that I owe to him the joy of calling Arabella mine."
"And I'm pretty sure," said the colonel, "that I owe him the happiness of calling Arabella mine."
Sir Richard Blunt came now to a halt, as he said—
Sir Richard Blunt stopped now, as he said—
"Stop, all of you, or I will not go one step further. If we get into this kind of talk, who is to say where it will end? Let us enjoy ourselves, and make it a rule to say anything but revert to the past. It has its joys and its sorrows, but it had better upon this occasion be left to itself."
"Stop, everyone, or I'm not going any further. If we start talking like this, who knows where it will go? Let's have a good time and agree to talk about anything except the past. It has its good and bad moments, but it’s probably best to leave it alone this time."
"Agreed—agreed," said everybody.
"Agreed—agreed," everyone said.
The barge was a very handsome one. Indeed Sir Richard Blunt had borrowed it of one of the city companies for the occasion, and beneath the gay awning they could all sit with perfect ease.
The barge was quite beautiful. In fact, Sir Richard Blunt had borrowed it from one of the city companies for the event, and under the colorful awning, everyone could sit comfortably.
And now in the course of another five minutes they were going down the river, quite at a slashing pace, towards the old Tower; and as they were animated by the many pleasing sights upon the river, their conversation soon became animated and spirited.
And now, in just another five minutes, they were speeding down the river toward the old Tower, enjoying the exciting sights along the way; their conversation quickly became lively and spirited.
"What is that?—A wherry coming towards us from the Temple-stairs," said the colonel.
"What is that?—A rowboat coming towards us from the Temple stairs," said the colonel.
All eyes were bent upon the wherry, which shot out from the little landing-place by the side of the Temple Gardens, and presently they, with one accord, cried out—
All eyes were focused on the small boat that darted out from the little landing area next to the Temple Gardens, and soon they all shouted in unison—
"It's Hector!"
"It's Hector!"
In truth Hector was there, but with him was the colonel's new groom, the late ostler, who had been so efficient a protector to the dog, and the captain of the ship, whom he knew so well.
In reality, Hector was there, along with the colonel's new groom, the former stable hand who had been such a reliable guardian for the dog, and the ship's captain, whom he was very familiar with.
"Barge a-hoi!" cried the captain.
"All aboard!" cried the captain.
"Ay—ay!" shouted Ingestrie in reply, and the wherry shot alongside the barge.
"Ay—ay!" shouted Ingestrie in response, and the rowboat quickly pulled up next to the barge.
"Well," said the captain, "I do think for you all to go on such a party as this, and not ask me and Hector, is too bad."
"Well," said the captain, "I really think it's unfair for all of you to go on this trip without inviting me and Hector."
"But," said Sir Richard Blunt, "you told me you were going to be very busy at the docks."
"But," said Sir Richard Blunt, "you told me you were going to be super busy at the docks."
"So I did, but I found our owner had not come to town, and I have nothing to do to-day. I called at your house, colonel, hoping to be in time to come with you, but you had gone. Hector, however, saw me, and made such a racket I was forced to bring him."
"So I did, but I found out that our owner hadn't come to town, and I have nothing to do today. I stopped by your house, Colonel, hoping to catch you before you left, but you were already gone. Hector, though, saw me and made such a fuss that I had to bring him along."
"And no one can be more glad to see you and Hector than I," cried the colonel.
"And no one is happier to see you and Hector than I am," exclaimed the colonel.
"And I didn't like, sir," said the ostler, "not for to come for to go, when Pison said as he'd like to come."
"And I didn't like it, sir," said the stable hand, "to come and go when Pison said he wanted to come."
"Very good," said the colonel smiling. "Come on board."
"Great," said the colonel with a smile. "Come on board."
The waterman who was with the wherry laid it alongside the barge, and having been liberally paid for his freight, rowed off again, leaving with the barge party, his two customers and the dog.
The waterman who was with the small boat placed it next to the barge, and after being well-paid for his service, paddled away, leaving his two customers and the dog with the barge crew.
The Tower was soon in sight, for at that time there were not by any means so many obstructions to the navigation of the River Thames as are to be found now, and the stream too was very much clearer than now it can boast of being. The host of manufactories that have since risen upon its banks were not then thought of.
The Tower was soon visible, because back then there weren't nearly as many obstacles to navigating the River Thames as there are today, and the water itself was much clearer than it is now. The many factories that have since appeared along its banks weren't even imagined.
"I do think," said Colonel Jeffery, "that I can see our friend Ben at the landing place. Look, Mr. Oakley, is that not Ben?"
"I believe," said Colonel Jeffery, "that I can spot our friend Ben at the dock. Look, Mr. Oakley, isn't that Ben?"
"Bless you, sir," said Mr. Oakley, "I couldn't see so far if you would make me king of England for doing so. Johanna, my love, you have young eyes, and know Ben well."
"Bless you, sir," said Mr. Oakley, "I couldn't see that far even if you made me king of England for it. Johanna, my love, you have young eyes and know Ben well."
"Yes, pa, it is Ben, and he is waving his hand to us, and looks so pleased."
"Yes, Dad, it’s Ben, and he’s waving at us and looks really happy."
"He is a most worthy honest fellow," said Sir Richard Blunt. "I like him very much, from what little I have seen of him. He has the simplicity of a child."
"He's a really good and honest guy," said Sir Richard Blunt. "I like him a lot, from what little I've seen of him. He has the innocence of a child."
"Yes," added the colonel, "and the candour and honesty of a lover of human nature. I believe a better heart than Ben's never beat in human bosom."
"Yes," added the colonel, "and the openness and sincerity of someone who truly cares for humanity. I don't think a better heart than Ben's has ever existed."
"I am quite sure of it," said Johanna. "I love Ben very much indeed. He has been ever a kind and indulgent friend to me."
"I’m pretty sure of it," said Johanna. "I really love Ben a lot. He's always been a kind and understanding friend to me."
"Do you hear that, Mr. Ingestrie?" said Arabella.
"Do you hear that, Mr. Ingestrie?" said Arabella.
"Yes," laughed Mark, "but I decline investing Ben with any of the attributes of a rival. Now, I love you, Miss Wilmot very much indeed, because you have always been such a dear kind friend to Johanna; and I daresay the colonel will permit me to do so."
"Yes," laughed Mark, "but I refuse to see Ben as any kind of competition. I really care for you, Miss Wilmot, because you've always been such a sweet friend to Johanna; and I’m sure the colonel won’t mind my saying that."
"To be sure I will—at a distance," said the colonel.
"Sure, I will—just from a distance," said the colonel.
Everybody laughed at this, and then, as the rowers increased their exertions to come in to the Tower stairs with some eclat, the barge soon was safely moored at the landing place.
Everybody laughed at this, and then, as the rowers put in more effort to arrive at the Tower stairs in style, the barge was soon safely docked at the landing spot.
"Here you are all of you," cried Ben, capering in his huge delight. "Here you all are. Come along. Oh, how hungry I am."
"Here you all are," shouted Ben, jumping around in his huge excitement. "Come on. Oh, I’m so hungry."
"That sounds as if you meant to eat us, Ben," said Sir Richard, as he stepped from the barge.
"That sounds like you were planning to eat us, Ben," said Sir Richard as he got out of the barge.
"Oh, dear no. Only I have got a little bit of lunch ready for you all, and as I helped to place it on the table it made me so hungry that I've been half mad ever since, and I'm as thirsty too as can be. Oh, Mr. Jeffery, I often think if the Thames were only strong ale, what a place the Tower would be."
"Oh, no way. I've got a little lunch ready for you all, and while I was setting it on the table, it made me so hungry that I've been almost crazy ever since, and I'm super thirsty too. Oh, Mr. Jeffery, I often think if the Thames were just strong ale, the Tower would be an amazing place."
"You may depend," said Sir Richard, "if it were, the government would pretty soon bottle it all off."
"You can count on it," said Sir Richard, "if that were the case, the government would quickly shut it all down."
Johanna was going to step on shore, but Ben made a dash at her, and lifting her up as you would some little child, he seated her on his left arm, and so fairly carried her into the Tower.
Johanna was about to step onto the shore, but Ben rushed at her and, lifting her up like a little child, he sat her on his left arm and carried her into the Tower.
"You wait, Miss Arabella," he cried. "I'll come for you."
"You wait, Miss Arabella," he shouted. "I'll be there for you."
This so alarmed Miss Wilmot that she sprang on shore in a moment, and all the party laughed heartily to see Mark Ingestrie flying along after Ben, and shouting as he went—
This startled Miss Wilmot so much that she quickly jumped ashore, and everyone laughed hard at the sight of Mark Ingestrie running after Ben and shouting as he went—
"Put her down—put her down! Ben!—Ben! She'd rather walk. Put her down!"
"Put her down—put her down! Ben!—Ben! She’d rather walk. Put her down!"
Ben paid no manner of attention to any of these remonstrances, but carried Johanna right into the Tower before he set her upon her feet again, which he then did as tenderly as though she had been some infant, only just learning to walk.
Ben ignored all of these objections and took Johanna straight into the Tower before setting her down again, which he did as gently as if she were a baby just learning to walk.
"Mind how you go," he said. "Take it easy. Easy does it."
"Be careful," he said. "Take your time. Go slow."
"But I can walk, Ben."
"But I can walk, Ben."
"Very good. Mind how you does, you nice little thing. Oh, I likes you a great deal better in the petticoats and not the breeches."
"Very good. Be careful how you act, you sweet little thing. Oh, I like you a lot better in the dress and not in the trousers."
"Well, Ben," said Mark Ingestrie, "I am certainly very much obliged to you—very much, indeed."
"Well, Ben," said Mark Ingestrie, "I really appreciate it—thank you so much."
"Don't mention it, my boy," replied Ben, totally oblivious of the manner in which Mark Ingestrie uttered the words—a manner which betrayed some little pique upon the occasion. The laughter of Johanna and his friends, however, soon chased away the temporary cloud.
"Don't mention it, my boy," replied Ben, completely unaware of how Mark Ingestrie said it—his tone showed a hint of annoyance. However, the laughter from Johanna and his friends quickly lifted the mood.
"Where's the t'other little one?" said Ben.
"Where's the other little one?" said Ben.
"I am here," cried Arabella, laughing.
"I'm here!" shouted Arabella, laughing.
"Oh, you got on without me, did you? Very good: only if you had only waited, I shouldn't have thought it no trouble at all, whatsomedever. Easy does it, you know."
"Oh, you went ahead without me, huh? That's fine: but if you had just waited, I wouldn't have thought it was any trouble at all, not in the slightest. Take it easy, you know."
"Thank you, Ben. I'd just as soon walk, and a little rather, perhaps, of the two. It was quite amusing enough to see you carry Johanna."
"Thanks, Ben. I’d prefer to walk, and maybe a bit more than the other option. It was pretty funny watching you carry Johanna."
"Well—well, there ain't much gratitude in this world. Come on, all of you, for you must be famished; and as for me, I haven't had a bit of anything to eat for a whole hour and a half, and then it was only a pound and three quarters of beef-steak, and a half quartern loaf!"
"Well, there really isn't much gratitude in this world. Come on, all of you, you must be starving; and as for me, I haven't eaten anything in an hour and a half, and even then it was just a pound and three-quarters of steak and half a loaf of bread!"
"But we are none of us hungry," said Johanna.
"But none of us are hungry," said Johanna.
"Never mind that," replied Ben, "you don't know what you may be; so always eat when you can get it. That's my maxim, and I find it answers very well. Plenty to eat and drink, and taking things easy, is how I get through the world, and you'll all on you find it the best in the long run."
"Forget that," Ben replied, "you never know what you might become, so always eat when you have the chance. That's my motto, and it works great for me. Having plenty to eat and drink, and keeping things relaxed, is how I make it through life, and you'll all find it’s the best approach in the long run."
"There are worse philosophies than that going," said Sir Richard Blunt to Colonel Jeffery.
"There are worse ways of thinking than that," said Sir Richard Blunt to Colonel Jeffery.
"Very much worse," laughed the colonel.
"Way worse," laughed the colonel.
Ben now led the way along a narrow arched passage, and through two rather gloomy corridors to a stone room, with a grand arched roof, in the ancient fortress; and there, sure enough, they found the little snack, as he called it, laid out very nicely for their reception.
Ben now led the way down a narrow arched passage and through two somewhat dim corridors to a stone room with a grand arched ceiling in the old fortress; and there, sure enough, they found the little snack, as he called it, set up nicely for their reception.
A table ran along the centre of the room, and at one end of it there was placed an immense round of corn beef. At the other was a haunch of mutton, weighing at least thirty pounds. Somewhat about the middle of the table was an enormous turkey; and those dishes, with a ham and four tongues, made up a tolerable repast.
A long table stretched across the center of the room, and at one end was a huge round of corned beef. At the other end sat a leg of mutton, weighing at least thirty pounds. Somewhere in the middle of the table was a giant turkey; along with a ham and four tongues, these dishes made for a decent meal.
Six half-gallon flagons, filled with old Burton Ale, stood at regular distances upon the table.
Six half-gallon jugs filled with old Burton Ale were placed at even intervals on the table.
"It's only," said Ben, "a slight snack, after all; but I hope you will be just able to find enough."
"It's just," said Ben, "a small snack, after all; but I hope you'll manage to find enough."
"Enough!" cried Sir Richard. "Why, there's enough for fifty people."
"Enough!" shouted Sir Richard. "There's plenty here for fifty people."
"There's almost enough for a regiment!" said the colonel.
"There's nearly enough for a whole regiment!" said the colonel.
"Oh, you are joking," said Ben; "but come, sit down. You, father Oakley, sit here by this little bit of mutton, and I'll cut up the beef."
"Oh, you're kidding," said Ben; "but come on, sit down. You, Father Oakley, take a seat here by this little piece of mutton, and I'll chop up the beef."
After considerable laughing they were all seated; and then Ben, finding that Johanna was on one side of him, and Miss Wilmot on the other, declared that he was quite satisfied.
After a lot of laughter, they all took their seats; and then Ben, noticing that Johanna was on one side of him and Miss Wilmot on the other, said he was very pleased.
He cut, first of all, a cold tongue in halves down the middle lengthways, and placed one half upon a plate for Johanna, and the other on a plate for Arabella. Then upon the tongue in each plate, he placed about a pound of ham.
He sliced a cold tongue in half lengthwise and put one half on a plate for Johanna and the other half on a plate for Arabella. Then, on top of the tongue on each plate, he added about a pound of ham.
"Take that, my little dears," he said, "to begin with, and don't be sparing now, for there's the turkey and the mutton, you know, to fall back upon. Easy does it."
"Here you go, my little ones," he said, "to start off with, and don't hold back now, because we have the turkey and the mutton to rely on. Take it easy."
The room resounded with shrieks of laughter at the looks of utter distressful dismay which Johanna and Arabella cast upon their plates; and Ben looked from one face to another in perfect astonishment, for he could not see any joke for the life of him.
The room echoed with bursts of laughter at the looks of pure shock on Johanna and Arabella's faces as they stared at their plates; and Ben glanced back and forth between them, completely bewildered, because he couldn't see what was so funny at all.
"Dear Ben," said Johanna, "do you really imagine we can eat a tenth part of all this?"
"Dear Ben," Johanna said, "do you really think we can eat even a fraction of all this?"
"Do I imagine?—In course I does. Only you begin. Lord bless you, that ain't much. Come—come, you want your ale, I suppose. So here it is."
"Do I imagine? Of course I do. Just go ahead and start. Goodness, that’s not a lot. Come on, I bet you want your beer, right? Here it is."
Upon this, Ben poured them each out about a quart of the strong ale, and requested them to take an easy pull at that.
Upon this, Ben poured each of them about a quart of the strong ale and asked them to take a good swig of it.
They found that it was of no use requesting Ben to diminish the quantity he helped them to; so they just, as he advised, took it easy, and ate what they had a mind to do.
They realized that asking Ben to reduce the amount he helped them with was pointless, so they decided, as he suggested, to relax and eat what they felt like.
As for Ben himself, he cut one large slice off the round of beef, and then placed upon it two slices of ham, so that the thickness—for he was not a delicate carver—was about three inches; and so he set to work, every now and then taking up one of the half-gallon ale flagons, and pledging the company all round.
As for Ben himself, he cut a big slice off the round of beef and then added two slices of ham on top, making it about three inches thick—he wasn't a precise carver. Then he got to work, occasionally picking up one of the half-gallon ale jugs and raising a toast to everyone around.
Probably, rough and homely as was Ben's lunch, not one of them present had ever enjoyed such a meal more than they this did; and if we might judge by the loud laughter that echoed about the old arched roof, a merrier hour was never spent than in the Tower with Big Ben.
Probably, as rough and basic as Ben's lunch was, none of them present had ever enjoyed a meal more than they enjoyed this one; and if we could go by the loud laughter that filled the old arched roof, there was never a more joyful hour spent in the Tower with Big Ben.
But it was a sadness to Ben to find that such little progress was made in the consumption of his eatables and drinkables; and he uttered many groans as he watched Johanna and Arabella.
But Ben felt sad to see that so little of his food and drinks had been consumed; he let out many groans as he watched Johanna and Arabella.
CHAPTER CXXIII.
THE BEASTS AT THE TOWER.
All good things must have an end, and Ben's lunch in the Tower was not any exception to the rule. At last even he was satisfied that nobody would eat any more, although he was very far indeed from being satisfied that they had had enough.
All good things must come to an end, and Ben's lunch in the Tower was no exception. Finally, he was sure that nobody would eat any more, even though he still felt they hadn’t had enough.
"Won't anybody be so good," he said, "as just to try and pick a little bit of something?"
"Can someone please just try to grab a little bit of something?" he said.
"No—no!" was the general response.
"No way!" was the general response.
"Indeed, Ben," said Colonel Jeffery, "if we take any more we shall positively be ill, and I'm sure you don't wish that."
"Definitely, Ben," said Colonel Jeffery, "if we take any more, we’ll definitely get sick, and I know you don’t want that."
"Oh, dear, no," groaned Ben; "but it's quite clear to me, of course, that you don't like the lunch, or else you could not have took it so very easy."
"Oh, no," Ben groaned. "But it's obvious to me that you don't like the lunch; otherwise, you wouldn't be taking it so easy."
With one accord upon this, everybody declared that they had liked it amazingly well.
Everyone agreed that they really liked it a lot.
"Then you will all try a drop more ale?"
"Then will you all have another drink of ale?"
Upon this, they rose from the table, for they had a well-grounded suspicion that if they staid any longer, Ben would try to force something down their throats, whether they would or not.
Upon this, they got up from the table, because they had a good feeling that if they stayed any longer, Ben would try to shove something down their throats, whether they liked it or not.
"Ah, well," said Ben, with a sigh, when he found that they would not be prevailed upon to take anything else. "Then we may as well go and see the lions in the Tower."
"Ah, well," said Ben, with a sigh, when he realized they wouldn’t be convinced to take anything else. "Then we might as well go check out the lions in the Tower."
"Oh, yes," added Johanna, "I have heard so much of them, that I quite long to see them."
"Oh, definitely," Johanna added, "I've heard so much about them that I really want to see them."
"Should you, my duck?" cried Ben; "then come along."
"Should you, my dear?" cried Ben; "then come on."
Here Ben would have carried Johanna again, for somehow he had got the idea fixed in his head that the kindest thing he could possibly do as regarded Johanna was to prevent her from using her feet; but Mark Ingestrie interposed, saying—
Here, Ben would have picked up Johanna again because he somehow convinced himself that the nicest thing he could do for her was to stop her from using her feet; but Mark Ingestrie interrupted, saying—
"Ben, she would much rather walk. You forget, my kind friend, that she is no longer now a child."
"Ben, she'd much rather walk. You forget, my kind friend, that she isn't a child anymore."
"Oh, dear," said Ben, with a look of profound wisdom, "if you come to that, we are all children. Look at me, I'm only a fine baby."
"Oh, man," said Ben, with a wise expression, "if we're being honest, we're all just kids. Look at me, I'm just a big baby."
Everybody laughed at this sally of Ben's, as well they might; and then, being fully convinced that no more eating nor drinking was at all practicable, Ben proceeded to lead the way to the lions.
Everybody laughed at Ben's joke, as they definitely had reason to; and then, fully convinced that eating or drinking was no longer possible, Ben led the way to the lions.
"Is there any danger?" said Arabella. "I hope you will not let any of them out of their cages, Mr. Ben."
"Is there any danger?" Arabella asked. "I hope you won’t let any of them out of their cages, Mr. Ben."
"Oh, dear, no, there's no danger, and we don't let any of them out. We only pokes them up a bit with a long pole, to make 'em rather lively to visitors."
"Oh, no, there's no danger, and we don't let any of them out. We just prod them a bit with a long pole to make them more lively for the visitors."
"And have no accidents ever happened?" said Johanna.
"And have there ever been any accidents?" Johanna asked.
"Lord bless you, no. To be sure one of the warders, who was rather a new hand, would put his hand in between the bars of the lion's den and get it snapped off; and once a leopard we had here broke loose, and jumped on the back of a sentinel, and half eat him up; but we haven't had any accidents."
"God forbid, no. Sure, one of the guards, who was pretty new, would stick his hand through the bars of the lion's den and it would get bitten off; and once, a leopard we had escaped and jumped on a guard’s back and nearly mauled him; but we haven't had any accidents."
"Why, what do you call them, Ben?"
"Well, what do you call them, Ben?"
"Oh, nothing at all."
"Oh, nothing."
"I dare say," said Sir Richard Blunt, "that the poor warder and the sentinel would have called those little incidents something."
"I would say," said Sir Richard Blunt, "that the poor guard and the sentry would have called those little incidents something."
"Well, perhaps they might," said Ben. "In course people will think of themselves before anybody else; but, howsomdever, don't you be after going to be afeard, my little dears; and if any of the beasteses was to get out, always recollect that easy does it, and it's no use making a fuss."
"Well, maybe they will," said Ben. "Of course, people will look out for themselves first; but, still, don’t you worry, my little dears; and if any of the beasts were to get out, just remember to take it easy, and there's no point in making a fuss."
"I suppose you think, Ben, that if we are to be eaten up by a lion or a leopard, there's no such thing as avoiding our fate," said the colonel. "Is that your idea?"
"I guess you think, Ben, that if we're going to be eaten by a lion or a leopard, there's no way to escape our fate," said the colonel. "Is that what you believe?"
"Well, I hardly know," said Ben. "But one day we had a young chap—a new warder—who came here out of the country, and he said he had had a dream the night before he came that he should be devoured by a wolf. Now we hadn't a wolf in the Tower collection at all, so, in course, we all laughed at him, and told him he would have to go to foreign parts to bring his dream true. But you'd hardly believe it, that very day afore the young fellow had been one hour in the Tower, there comes a boat to the stairs, with an officer, and he asks to see the keeper of the beasts, and he says to him—'My ship is lying at the Nore, and we have brought from Friesland one of the largest wolves as ever was known for the Tower collection,' says he, 'and he's in a large bag we made on purpose to hold him in the boat.' Well, when the young warder heard this he said—'That's my wolf. He has come for me!' and off he set a trembling like anything. The wolf was brought in in a coal sack, and we got him into an empty den that was shut up with a chain and a staple only; but as all the fastenings were out of his reach, he could not interfere with it if he was ever so cunning. Well, night came, and we all took it easy, and went to bed; but in the middle of the night what should we hear but the most horrid howling that ever you could think of, and when we ran to the Lion Tower, where it came from, we found the iron door of the wolf's den open, and the young warder lying, half in and half out of it, stone dead. The wolf had had him by the throat."
"Well, I hardly know," said Ben. "But one day we had a young guy—a new guard—who came here from the countryside, and he told us he had a dream the night before he arrived that a wolf would eat him. Now, we didn’t have a wolf in our Tower collection at all, so, of course, we all laughed at him and said he’d have to go abroad to make his dream come true. But you wouldn't believe it, that very day after the young guy had been here for just an hour, a boat showed up at the stairs with an officer. He asked to see the keeper of the animals and said to him—'My ship is anchored at the Nore, and we've brought from Friesland one of the largest wolves ever known for the Tower collection,' he said, 'and he's in a big bag we made specifically to hold him in the boat.' Well, when the young guard heard this, he exclaimed—'That's my wolf. He’s come for me!' and off he went, trembling like crazy. The wolf was brought in a coal sack, and we managed to put him into an empty pen that was only locked with a chain and a staple; but since all the fastenings were out of his reach, he couldn't mess with it even if he tried. Well, night came, and we all took it easy and went to bed; but in the middle of the night, what do you think we heard? The most horrifying howling you can imagine, and when we rushed to the Lion Tower, where it was coming from, we found the iron door of the wolf's pen wide open, and the young guard lying there, half in and half out of it, stone dead. The wolf had him by the throat."
"And what became of the wolf?" said Johanna.
"And what happened to the wolf?" Johanna asked.
"He was gone, and we never so much as heard of him from that day to this."
"He was gone, and we haven't heard a word from him since that day."
"Well, Ben," said the colonel, "that is a very good story of the lions in the Tower, and here we are, I think, close to them."
"Well, Ben," the colonel said, "that's a really good story about the lions in the Tower, and I believe we're close to them now."
A terrific roar at this moment proved the colonel's words to be tolerably true.
A loud roar at that moment confirmed that the colonel's words were mostly true.
"Ah, they are feeding some on 'em," said Ben. "It just the time, and they will not be convinced as easy does it."
"Ah, they're feeding some of them," said Ben. "It's just the right time, and they won't be convinced that easily."
"It is hard enough, Ben," said Sir Richard Blunt, "to convince human beings of that piece of philosophy, to say nothing of lions and tigers."
"It’s tough enough, Ben," said Sir Richard Blunt, "to get people to accept that bit of philosophy, not to mention lions and tigers."
"Oh, but," said Ben, with great gravity, "lions and tigers is generally much more reasonable than human beings."
"Oh, but," said Ben seriously, "lions and tigers are usually much more reasonable than people."
Another roar from the menagerie joined in as bass to the laugh with which this piece of philosophy from so unlikely a person as Ben was received.
Another roar from the menagerie added its bass to the laughter that this piece of philosophy from such an unexpected person as Ben received.
"Come on," he said; "come on. They can make a noise, but that's just about all they can do. Come on, my little dears—and if you fell at all afeard, all you have got to do is to take hold of the lion by the nose, and then you'll find he looks upon you as one of them as takes things easy, and he won't say another word to you anyhow."
"Come on," he said. "Come on. They can make noise, but that's pretty much it. Come on, my little dears—and if you're feeling scared at all, all you have to do is grab the lion by the nose, and then you'll see he thinks of you as someone who takes things lightly, and he won't say another word to you anyway."
"We will leave that to you, Ben," said Johanna, "and in the meantime, I will keep close to you, you know."
"We'll leave that to you, Ben," Johanna said, "and in the meantime, I’ll stick close to you, you know."
"Do, my little duck; and I'll just carry you."
"Come here, my little duck; and I'll carry you."
"No—no—no!"
"No way!"
Johanna darted away; for if she had not done so, Ben would inevitably have had her up in his arms by way of showing his affection for her. It was a fixed idea of his, and was not to be shaken by any denials or remonstrances.
Johanna dashed away; if she hadn’t, Ben would have definitely scooped her up in his arms to show how he felt about her. It was a thing he was set on, and nothing she said or did would change his mind.
And now in a few minutes, after traversing the highly picturesque and antique passages of the Tower, the little party arrived at where the lions were kept.
And now, just a few minutes later, after walking through the beautiful and historic hallways of the Tower, the small group arrived at the place where the lions were kept.
The colonel gave a caution to the late ostler of the inn in Fleet Street to keep an eye over Hector, who not being accustomed to an introduction to such animals as he was about to see, might fancy himself called upon to do something out of the way upon the occasion.
The colonel warned the late stableman at the inn on Fleet Street to keep an eye on Hector, who, not being used to meeting animals like the ones he was about to see, might think he was expected to do something unusual during the event.
"Oh, I'll watch him, sir," said the man. "Come here, Pison, will you? and don't you be after going and interfering with wild beasteses. Lor bless you, sir, he'll be quite glad to see 'em, and will go on speaking of 'em for ever afterwards—I know he will."
"Oh, I'll keep an eye on him, sir," said the man. "Come here, Pison, will you? And don't you dare go getting involved with wild beasts. Honestly, sir, he'll be really excited to see them and will talk about them forever afterwards—I know he will."
"Here you are," said Ben, as he halted opposite the door of a lordly lion. They all looked at the immense creature with a vast amount of interest, for such creatures were rather rarities at that time in London.
"Here you go," said Ben, as he stopped in front of the door of a grand lion. They all stared at the massive animal with great curiosity, since such creatures were quite rare in London at that time.
While our friends are thus examining the king of the forest, as he crunches a huge beef bone with his formidable jaws, we may give a brief account of the wild creatures that in old times were kept in the tower. There was Pedore, a beautiful lioness, brought from Senegal, and presented to the king by Governor V. Harora.
While our friends are watching the king of the forest as he chews on a massive beef bone with his powerful jaws, we can briefly describe the wild animals that were once kept in the tower. There was Pedore, a stunning lioness brought from Senegal and given to the king by Governor V. Harora.
Cæsar, brother to Pedore, brought from the same place, and presented to his majesty, by Captain Haycraft. He has been in the Tower about eight months, is three years and a half old, and supposed to be the finest lion ever seen in England. His looks strike the stoutest beholder with astonishing awe. His head is large, being covered with a long shagged mane that reaches to his shoulders, and adds rather to the terror than majesty of his countenance; for his eyes being very fiery, and darting, as it were, a kind of red flame through his long, shaggy, and dishevelled hair, raises such an idea of fierceness as cannot be excited in a mind unaccompanied with fear, nor can we conceive it possible for human courage to encounter a creature of such a dreadful aspect, without the intervention of some lucky circumstance, notwithstanding the stories that have been related of men killing lions in equal combat. His mouth opens wide, and discovers a frightful set of teeth; and when he roars he may be heard at a great distance.
Cæsar, brother to Pedore, was brought from the same place and presented to his majesty by Captain Haycraft. He has been in the Tower for about eight months, is three and a half years old, and is believed to be the finest lion ever seen in England. His appearance strikes even the bravest observers with incredible awe. His head is large, covered with a long, shaggy mane that reaches his shoulders, adding more to the terror than the majesty of his face; for his eyes are very fiery and seem to shoot out a kind of red flame through his long, disheveled hair, evoking an idea of fierceness that naturally instills fear. It’s hard to imagine how human courage could face such a fearsome creature without a lucky circumstance, despite the tales of men slaying lions in fair combat. His mouth opens wide, revealing a frightening set of teeth, and when he roars, he can be heard from a great distance.
Miss Jane, a beautiful lioness, about six years old, brought from the coast of Barbary, by Sir Jacob Wyatt.
Miss Jane, a gorgeous lioness around six years old, was brought from the Barbary coast by Sir Jacob Wyatt.
Phillis, a large wolf, brought from Boulogne, in France, and presented to his majesty by Colonel Hollingworth. It is in form not unlike a dog of a mixed breed, and has been in the Tower about five years. These are very ravenous creatures, which inhabit the immense forests in France and other parts, and are a terror to men and cattle. In the severe season of the year they come from the woods and fall ravenously upon every living thing they meet, and have been known to enter houses in search of food.
Phillis, a large wolf brought from Boulogne in France, was presented to the king by Colonel Hollingworth. It looks somewhat like a mixed-breed dog and has been at the Tower for about five years. These creatures are very greedy and inhabit the vast forests in France and other regions, posing a threat to both people and livestock. During the harsh winter months, they come out of the woods and aggressively hunt anything alive they encounter, and they have even been known to break into houses in search of food.
Sukey, a North American bear, brought over by Lord Bruce. She has been in the Tower about twelve months.
Sukey, a North American bear, was brought over by Lord Bruce. She has been in the Tower for about twelve months.
Hector, a most beautiful lion, sent from the Emperor of Morocco as a present to his majesty. He is fourteen years old, and has been in the Tower about ten. He greatly resembles Cæsar.
Hector, a stunning lion, was sent by the Emperor of Morocco as a gift to his majesty. He is fourteen years old and has been in the Tower for about ten years. He looks a lot like Cæsar.
Helena, companion to Hector, a very handsome lioness, and presented also by the Emperor of Morocco.
Helena, a companion to Hector, a very beautiful lioness, was also presented by the Emperor of Morocco.
Miss Gregory, a beautiful leopardess, about twenty years of age. She was sent to his late majesty by the Dey of Algiers, and presented by the late Algerine Ambassador.
Miss Gregory, a stunning leopardess, around twenty years old. She was sent to the late king by the Dey of Algiers and gifted by the former Algerian Ambassador.
Sir Robert, a fine leopard, of a shining yellow colour intermixed with bright spots. He was brought from Senegal by—Touchit, Esq. He has been in his present situation about eight years, during which he has had seven young ones by two different leopardesses. The young, however, all died soon after being whelped, except one which lived about ten months.
Sir Robert, a beautiful leopard with a shiny yellow coat mixed with bright spots, was brought from Senegal by Touchit, Esq. He has been in his current home for about eight years, during which he fathered seven cubs with two different leopardesses. Unfortunately, all the cubs died shortly after birth, except for one that lived for about ten months.
Miss Nancy, a very beautiful lioness, brought from Senegal, and presented to his majesty by — Brady, Esq. She has been here only about nine months, is not quite two years old, and seems very tractable.
Miss Nancy, a stunning lioness brought over from Senegal and presented to His Majesty by Brady, Esq., has been here for only about nine months. She's not quite two years old and appears to be very manageable.
A lion monkey. This beast is of a black colour, with very shaggy hair. It was brought from the Cape of Good Hope, and has been here about four months.
A lion monkey. This animal has black fur and very shaggy hair. It was brought from the Cape of Good Hope and has been here for about four months.
An American black bear, lately brought over by Colonel Clarke.
An American black bear, recently brought over by Colonel Clarke.
A racoon, brought from Norway by Colonel Clarke. This is a very small beast, and exceedingly harmless. It lives on the sea-sands, and chiefly on shell fish, which it takes in a very safe and dexterous manner; for whenever the fish opens its shell to receive either air or nourishment, this creature, we are told, puts a small pebble in, so that the shell may not close again, and picks out the fish with its claws.
A raccoon, brought from Norway by Colonel Clarke. This is a very small animal, and incredibly harmless. It lives on the beach and mainly eats shellfish, which it catches in a very clever way. Whenever a shellfish opens its shell for air or food, this creature, we are told, puts a small pebble inside, preventing the shell from closing again, and then uses its claws to pull out the fish.
Rose, a large Norway wolf, presented about four years since by Herr Widderman. He is about six years old, and appears very fierce and ravenous.
Rose, a big Norway wolf, was introduced about four years ago by Herr Widderman. He is around six years old and looks very fierce and hungry.
Miss Sally, a beautiful leopardess, presented by the Emperor of Morocco, and brought over in the same ship with Hector.
Miss Sally, a stunning leopardess given to the Emperor of Morocco, arrived on the same ship as Hector.
These were the principal inhabitants of what was called the Lion's Tower; and Ben, who was never so much in his glory as when he was describing the creatures and commenting upon them, went through the list of them with commendable accuracy.
These were the main inhabitants of what was known as the Lion's Tower; and Ben, who was never more in his element than when he was describing the creatures and sharing his thoughts about them, went through the list with impressive accuracy.
It was quite impossible but that the party should very much admire these wild inhabitants of the woods and wastes of nature, and Ben was wonderfully gratified at the fearless manner in which both Johanna and Arabella approached the dens.
It was absolutely impossible for the group not to admire these wild inhabitants of the woods and natural landscapes, and Ben was extremely pleased by the fearless way both Johanna and Arabella approached the dens.
The inspection of the beasts lasted more than an hour, and then, as Sir Richard Blunt had no more time at his disposal, they all again proceeded to the barge that was waiting for them. Ben accompanied the party from the Tower, as the Oakleys had invited him to dine with them.
The inspection of the animals took over an hour, and then, since Sir Richard Blunt had no more time available, they all headed back to the barge that was waiting for them. Ben joined the group from the Tower because the Oakleys had invited him to dinner.
"Ah," he said, "by the time we get to your house, cousin Oakley, I shall be half famished. Thank goodness! I have ordered something to eat to be put on board the barge, in case we should be sharp set."
"Ah," he said, "by the time we get to your place, cousin Oakley, I’ll be half-starved. Thank goodness! I’ve ordered something to eat to be put on the barge, just in case we get too hungry."
CHAPTER CXXIV.
RETURNS TO NEWGATE, AND THE PROCEEDINGS OF MRS. LOVETT.
While those persons, in whose happiness we and our readers, no doubt, likewise feel a kindly interest, are thus in the happy society of each other, compensating themselves for many of the mischances and deep anxieties of the past, some events were taking place in Newgate of a character well worth the recording.
While the people we care about, and our readers likely feel the same way, are happily enjoying each other’s company and making up for many past troubles and worries, some noteworthy events were happening in Newgate that deserve to be recorded.
Mrs. Lovett, when she found that her proposition to turn evidence against Todd would not be listened to, but that it was the fixed determination of the authorities to include her in the prosecution, became deeply despondent. Upon being taken back to Newgate, she did not say one word to any one; but when she was placed in her cell, she paced to and fro in its narrow confines with that restless perturbed manner which may be noticed in wild animals when caged.
Mrs. Lovett, realizing that her offer to testify against Todd wasn't going to be considered and that the authorities were set on including her in the prosecution, became very downcast. Once she was taken back to Newgate, she didn’t speak a word to anyone; but when she got to her cell, she walked back and forth in its cramped space with a restless, uneasy behavior similar to wild animals in captivity.
After about an hour, then, she called to one of the attendants of the prison, saying—
After about an hour, she called out to one of the prison guards, saying—
"I wish to speak to some one who has authority to hear what I may choose to relate."
"I want to talk to someone who has the authority to hear what I want to share."
"The chaplain will come," was the reply.
"The chaplain will come," was the response.
"The chaplain!" repeated Mrs. Lovett with a burst of rage, "what do I want with chaplains? Do I not know perfectly well that when a person is found too idiotic for ordinary duties he is made a chaplain of a jail? No! I will not speak to any of your chaplains."
"The chaplain!" Mrs. Lovett shouted in anger. "What do I need with chaplains? Don't I know that when someone is too useless for regular work, they get made a jail chaplain? No! I won't talk to any of your chaplains."
"Well, I never!" said the turnkey. "Our chaplain for certain ain't a conjuror, but I never heard afore that he was sent here on account of being weak in the upper story. It's likely enough though for all that. Perhaps Mrs. Lovett, you'd like to see the Governor?"
"Well, I can't believe it!" said the prison guard. "Our chaplain definitely isn't a magician, but I've never heard before that he was sent here because he's a bit crazy. Still, it seems likely. Maybe, Mrs. Lovett, you'd like to meet the Governor?"
"Yes, he will do much better."
"Yeah, he’ll do a lot better."
"Very good."
"Awesome."
Such a prisoner as Mrs. Lovett could command an interview with the Governor of Newgate at any reasonable period; and that functionary having been apprised of her wish to see him, together with what she had said of the chaplain, repaired to her cell with an ill-concealed smile upon his face, for in his heart he perfectly agreed in Mrs. Lovett's estimation of jail chaplains.
Such a prisoner like Mrs. Lovett could get a meeting with the Governor of Newgate at virtually any time. Once he learned that she wanted to see him, and heard her comments about the chaplain, he went to her cell with a barely hidden smile on his face because, deep down, he completely shared Mrs. Lovett's opinion of jail chaplains.
"Well, madam," he said. "What have you to say to me?"
"Well, ma'am," he said. "What do you want to tell me?"
"In the first place, sir, I am here without other clothing then that which I now wear. Is it inconsistent with your regulations for me to have a box of clothes brought me from my home?"
"In the first place, sir, I am here without any other clothes than what I’m currently wearing. Is it against your rules for me to have a box of clothes brought to me from my home?"
"Oh no—you can have them. I will get an order from the committing magistrate for you to have your clothes brought here. Of course they will be scrupulously examined before they reach you."
"Oh no—you can keep them. I'll get an order from the committing magistrate to have your clothes sent here. Of course, they'll be thoroughly inspected before they get to you."
"What for?"
"Why?"
"It is our custom, that's all."
"It’s just our tradition, that’s all."
"You are afraid that I should escape?"
"You’re afraid I might get away?"
"Oh, no—no! No woman ever yet escaped from Newgate, and I don't think any man ever will again."
"Oh no—no! No woman has ever escaped from Newgate, and I don't think any man ever will again."
"Perhaps not. For my part, I care not how many men escape, so that you take good care Sweeney Todd does not."
"Maybe not. As for me, I don’t care how many men get away, as long as you make sure Sweeney Todd doesn’t."
"You may make yourself easy upon that score."
"Don’t worry about that."
"Good—then when I get my clothes here, I will make a full confession of all I know, regarding Todd's crimes."
"Great—then when I get my clothes here, I will fully confess everything I know about Todd's crimes."
"And your own?"
"And yours?"
"Yes, if you like. And my own. Be it so. But mark me, I will have no pettifogging, prying, canting parsons in the cell. If you bring your chaplain here I am mute."
"Sure, if you want. And for my sake too. Fine by me. But listen, I won't tolerate any petty, nosy, preachy priests in the cell. If you bring your chaplain here, I'll stay quiet."
"Very well, I will say as much. Of course, if you are inclined to make a confession, you can make it to whom you please."
"Alright, I'll say that much. Of course, if you're willing to confess anything, you can choose whoever you want to tell."
"I should presume so."
"I guess so."
With this, the Governor left Mrs. Lovett, and she commenced again her uneasy pacing of the cell. In about two hours, a large box was brought to her with nearly the whole of her clothes from her house in Bell Yard. She selected a dress, with a number of heavy flounces, and put it on, appearing to be much better satisfied than she had been.
With that, the Governor left Mrs. Lovett, and she started pacing the cell anxiously again. About two hours later, a large box was delivered to her containing almost all of her clothes from her house in Bell Yard. She picked out a dress with a lot of heavy frills and put it on, looking much more satisfied than before.
"Ah," said the turnkey, "that's the way with women. Give them dress, and even in Newgate they feel comfortable, but make 'em go shabby, and you had much better hang them outright."
"Ah," said the jailer, "that's how women are. Give them nice clothes, and even in Newgate, they feel at ease, but make them look shabby, and you might as well hang them right away."
Another hour passed, and then the Governor, with a magistrate and writing materials, came to the cell of the wretched woman.
Another hour went by, and then the Governor, along with a magistrate and some writing materials, arrived at the cell of the unfortunate woman.
"If Mrs. Lovett," he said, "you still think proper to persevere in your intention of making a confession, this gentleman, who is a magistrate, will in his official capacity receive it, and I will witness it; but you do it entirely at your own risk and peril."
"If Mrs. Lovett," he said, "if you still feel it's right to go ahead with your confession, this gentleman, who is a magistrate, will officially accept it, and I'll be there as a witness. But you should know that you're doing this completely at your own risk."
"I know it," replied Mrs. Lovett, "and I likewise do it to the risk of the peril of Sweeney Todd."
"I know it," Mrs. Lovett replied, "and I also do it at the risk of Sweeney Todd."
"You can make what statement you please. How far it will be taken as evidence against another, will depend entirely upon how it is in essentials corroborated by others," said the magistrate.
"You can make any statement you want. How much weight it holds as evidence against someone else will completely depend on how well it's supported by other facts," said the magistrate.
"I am content. Now, sir, will you listen to me?"
"I’m happy. Now, sir, will you listen to me?"
"Most certainly."
"Definitely."
The Governor arranged his writing materials, and while the magistrate listened, Mrs. Lovett said in a calm clear voice—
The Governor set up his writing materials, and while the magistrate listened, Mrs. Lovett spoke in a calm, clear voice—
"Believing that I am upon the brink of the grave, I make this statement. Todd first connived the idea of that mutual guilt which we have both since carried out. He bought the house in Bell Yard, as likewise the one in Fleet Street, and by his own exertions, he excavated an underground connection between the two, mining right under St. Dunstan's church, and through the vaults of that building. When he had completed all his arrangements, he came to me, and cautiously made his offer; but he did not tell me that those arrangements were then complete, as that he doubtless thought would have placed him too much in my power, in the event of my refusing to co-operate with him in his iniquity. He need not have given himself that amount of trouble; I was willing. The plan he proposed was, that the pie-shop should be opened, for the sole purpose of getting rid of the bodies of people, whom he might think proper to murder, in or under his shop. He said that fearing nothing, and believing nothing, he had come to the conclusion, that money was the great thing to be desired in this world, inasmuch as to it he had found that all people bowed down. He said that after the murder of any one, he would take the flesh from the bones quickly, and convey to the shelves of the bake-house in Bell Yard the pieces, as materials for the pies. Minor arrangements he left to me. He murdered many. The business went on and prospered, and we both grew rich. He refused me my share of the spoil; and so I believe we both fell to our present state."
"Believing that I'm on the edge of death, I’m making this statement. Todd first came up with the idea of our shared guilt that we’ve both acted on. He bought the place on Bell Yard, as well as the one on Fleet Street, and he personally dug out an underground link between the two, tunneling right beneath St. Dunstan's church and through its vaults. Once he had everything set up, he approached me and cautiously made his proposal; but he didn’t tell me that the arrangements were complete, as he probably thought that would put him too much at my mercy if I refused to join him in his wrongdoing. He didn’t need to worry; I was on board. His plan was for the pie shop to be opened solely for the purpose of disposing of the bodies of people he chose to murder, in or under his shop. He claimed that without fear and belief, he had come to realize that money was the most important thing to pursue in this world, since everyone seemed to bow to it. He mentioned that after killing someone, he would quickly strip the flesh from the bones and move the pieces to the shelves of the bakehouse on Bell Yard to use as pie filling. He left the minor details to me. He killed many. The business thrived, and we both got rich. He denied me my share of the profits; so, in the end, I believe we both ended up in our current situation."

Mrs. Lovett Makes Her Confession To The Governor Of Newgate.
Mrs. Lovett Confesses to the Governor of Newgate.
"Have you any more to add?" said the magistrate.
"Do you have anything else to add?" said the magistrate.
"Nothing. But I will answer you any question you may choose to ask of me upon the subject."
"Nothing. But I will answer any question you want to ask me about it."
"No. It is not my province to ask anything. This is clearly a voluntary statement and confession. No questions need be, or ought to be, asked concerning it at all."
"No. It’s not my place to ask anything. This is clearly a voluntary statement and confession. No questions need to be, or should be, asked about it at all."
"Very well."
"Sounds good."
"You are aware that it will be used against you."
"You know that it will be used against you."
"And against Todd?"
"And against Todd?"
"Yes, it is a strong corroboration of the evidence against him; and as such, if there had been any doubt, would have gone far towards making his conviction certain."
"Yes, it's a solid confirmation of the evidence against him; and if there had been any doubt, it would have significantly contributed to ensuring his conviction."
"Then I am satisfied, sir."
"Then I'm satisfied, sir."
The magistrate slightly inclined his head and left the cell with the Governor. When they were outside he said to the latter—
The magistrate tilted his head slightly and exited the cell with the Governor. Once they were outside, he said to the latter—
"I would advise you to keep a sharp watch upon that woman. My firm opinion is, that she contemplates suicide, and that this statement is merely made for the purpose of damaging Todd as much as possible."
"I suggest you keep a close eye on that woman. I firmly believe that she is considering suicide, and that this statement is just meant to hurt Todd as much as she can."
"No doubt, sir. You may depend upon our keeping a good watch upon her. It is quite impossible she can do herself a mischief. There is literally nothing in the cell for her to convert to any such use; besides, I doubt if really great criminals ever have the courage to die by their own hands."
"Of course, sir. You can count on us to keep a close eye on her. It's practically impossible for her to harm herself. There's nothing in the cell that she could use for that purpose; plus, I seriously doubt that major criminals ever have the guts to take their own lives."
"Well, it may be so; of course your experience of these people is very considerable. I only tell you my impression."
"Well, that might be true; your experience with these people is definitely extensive. I'm just sharing my impression."
"For which, sir, I am much obliged, and will be doubly cautious."
"Thanks a lot, sir. I really appreciate it and I'll be extra careful."
Mrs. Lovett, when she was once more alone, paced her cell in the same restless manner that she had done before. It was not then so much as it is now the custom in Newgate to keep such a strict watch upon prisoners before conviction, and with the exception that there was a man in the passage close at hand, boxed up in a sentry-box, and whose duty it was now and then to open the small square wicket in the cell door, and see that the prisoner was all right, Mrs. Lovett had no surveillance over her.
Mrs. Lovett, once she was alone again, walked around her cell in the same restless way she had before. At that time, it wasn’t as common in Newgate to keep such a tight watch on prisoners before their trial, and apart from a man in the nearby passage, who was cooped up in a sentry box and whose job was to occasionally open the small square window in the cell door to check on her, Mrs. Lovett had no one watching over her.
As she paced to and fro, she muttered to herself—
As she walked back and forth, she mumbled to herself—
"Yes, I will do it. They think that I would go through the formal parade of a trial. They think that I will stand in one of their courts shrinking before a jury; but I will not—I will not. Oh no, Todd may do all that. It is fitting that he should; but I, having failed in my one great enterprise, will bid adieu to life."
"Yes, I’ll do it. They think I’ll go through the whole process of a trial. They think I’ll stand in one of their courts, shrinking in front of a jury; but I won’t—I won’t. Oh no, Todd can handle all that. It’s fitting that he should; but I, having failed in my one big attempt, will say goodbye to life."
She paused, for the man was at the wicket.
She paused, because the man was at the gate.
"Do you want anything?" he said.
"Do you need anything?" he asked.
"No, my friend. Only the poor privilege of being alone."
"No, my friend. Just the unfortunate privilege of being alone."
"Humph! I thought I heard you speaking."
"Humph! I thought I heard you talking."
"I was only rehearsing my defence."
"I was just practicing my defense."
"Oh, well; that's a new dodge anyhow. You take it easy, Ma'am Lovett, if anybody ever did."
"Oh, well; that's a new trick for sure. You relax, Ma'am Lovett, if anyone ever did."
"Innocence, my friend, should be composed."
"Innocence, my friend, should be composed."
The turnkey stared at her through the little bars that crossed even that small orifice in the door, and then closed it without another word. He was scarcely used to such an amount of cool effrontery as he found exhibited by Mrs. Lovett.
The turnkey looked at her through the small bars that crossed even that tiny opening in the door, and then shut it without saying anything else. He was hardly accustomed to the level of boldness displayed by Mrs. Lovett.
"Alone again," she said. "Alone again. I must be cautious, or they will suspect my purpose. I must only converse with myself in faint whispers. I would not be thwarted willingly in this my last and boldest act; and I am resolved that I will not live to look upon the light of another day. I am resolved, and wound up to my purpose. Oh, what poor fools they are to fancy they can prevent such a one as I am from dying when and how I wish! They have unwittingly supplied me with the ready means of death to-day."
"All by myself again," she said. "All by myself again. I need to be careful, or they'll guess what I'm up to. I have to talk to myself in soft whispers. I won't let anyone stop me from carrying out this last and most daring act; I am determined that I won't live to see another day. I'm determined and fully committed to my goal. Oh, what naive fools they are to think they can stop someone like me from dying whenever and however I want! They've unknowingly given me the perfect means to end things today."
These words were spoken so low, that if the turnkey had been listening with all his might on the other side of the door he could not possibly have overheard them. The recent visit of that functionary, if the peep through the little opening in the door could be called a visit, had taught Mrs. Lovett to be more cautious how she trusted the air of her cell with the secret resolves of her teeming brain.
These words were whispered so quietly that even if the guard had been straining to listen on the other side of the door, he wouldn't have been able to hear them. The recent appearance of that guard, if looking through the small opening in the door could even be considered an appearance, had made Mrs. Lovett more careful about what she let slip in her cell regarding the secret plans in her busy mind.
But now that she had really and truly made up her mind to commit suicide, all the worst passions of her nature seemed to be up in arms and to wage wild war in her heart and brain; while amid them all was the intense hatred of Todd, and the hope that she should be revenged upon him, by his being brought to death upon the scaffold, triumphant over every other.
But now that she had really and truly decided to commit suicide, all the darkest emotions within her seemed to be unleashed, waging a chaotic battle in her heart and mind; among them all was a deep hatred for Todd, and the strong desire for revenge against him, wanting him to face death on the scaffold, overpowering everything else.
"I had hoped," she said; "oh, how I had hoped, that I might have had the satisfaction of witnessing such a scene—but that is past now. I must go before him; but still it is with the conviction that die he must. I feel, I know that he will not have the courage to do as I am about to do, and if he had, I am certain he has not provided himself with the means of success as I have provided myself."
"I had hoped," she said; "oh, how I had hoped, that I could have the satisfaction of seeing such a scene—but that's in the past now. I must face him; but I still believe that he must die. I feel it, I know that he won’t have the courage to do what I’m about to do, and if he did, I’m sure he hasn’t prepared himself for success the way I have."
These last words she scarcely whispered to herself, so very fearful was she that they might be overheard by the turnkey who was so close at hand.
These last words she barely whispered to herself, so afraid was she that the guard nearby might hear her.
And now a fear came over her that he was watching her through some little hole or crevice of the door, and the very thought was sufficient to make her wonderfully uneasy. If it were so, there was quite sufficient reflected light in the cell to make every one of her actions easily observable, and so her cherished design of taking her own life would be defeated completely.
And now she was overcome with fear that he was watching her through a small hole or crack in the door, and just that thought made her incredibly anxious. If that were the case, there was enough light in the room for him to see everything she did, and her deeply held plan to end her own life would be entirely ruined.
In lieu of a piece of whalebone in the back of her dress, there was a small tin tube, soldered perfectly tight against the escape of any fluid, and made fast at each end. That tin tube had been in the dress she now selected for many months, and it was filled with a subtle liquid poison, a very few drops of which would prove certainly fatal.
In place of a piece of whalebone in the back of her dress, there was a small tin tube, sealed tightly to prevent any fluid from escaping, and secured at both ends. That tin tube had been in the dress she chose for many months, and it was filled with a subtle liquid poison, just a few drops of which would certainly be fatal.
She dreaded that she should be observed to take this ingenious contrivance from her dress and pounced upon before she could break it open and make use of its contents.
She feared that someone would see her take this clever device from her dress and grab it before she could open it and use what was inside.
She sat down on the miserable kind of bench which served as a bed, and in a very low whisper to herself she said—
She sat down on the uncomfortable bench that doubled as a bed, and in a soft whisper to herself, she said—
"I must wait till night—yes, I must wait till night!"
"I have to wait until night—yeah, I really have to wait until night!"
She knew well that the indulgence of a light would be denied to her, and she smiled to herself, as she thought how that mistaken piece of prison policy would enable her to free herself from what now was the bitter encumbrance of existence.
She knew that she wouldn't be allowed the comfort of a light, and she smiled to herself as she considered how that misguided prison policy would help her escape what had become the heavy burden of her life.
"The twilight," she muttered, "will soon creep into this gloomy place, and it will be my twilight, too—the twilight of my life before, and only just before, the night of death begins. That night will know no dawn—that long, long sleep which will know no waking! Yea, I will then escape from this strong prison!"
"The twilight," she murmured, "will soon seep into this dreary place, and it will be my twilight, too—the twilight of my life right before the night of death begins. That night will have no dawn—that long, endless sleep that won't have any waking! Yes, I will finally escape from this strong prison!"
CHAPTER CXXV.
MRS. LOVETT SEES SOME TWILIGHT SPECTRES IN HER CELL.
After she had sat for some time in this state of feeling, and just before the darkness got so apparent that but little could be seen of the few articles that the place contained, she heard the door open.
After she had sat for a while in this state of feeling, and just before the darkness became so thick that she could barely see the few items in the room, she heard the door open.
A flash of light came into the place.
A flash of light entered the room.
"Who is that?" she cried.
"Who's that?" she cried.
"Oh, you needn't think as it's robbers—it's only me," said a voice. "You are quite safe here, ma'am. That's one good of being in the stone jug: you needn't be afraid of thieves breaking into your place."
"Oh, don’t worry, it’s not robbers—it's just me," said a voice. "You’re completely safe here, ma'am. That’s one of the perks of being in the stone jug: you don’t have to fear thieves breaking into your place."
She saw that it was the turnkey whose duty it was to keep watch in the passage outside her cell.
She saw it was the guard whose job was to keep watch in the hallway outside her cell.
"What do you want here?" she said, "Cannot I have the poor privilege of being left alone?"
"What do you want here?" she asked. "Can’t I just have the simple privilege of being left alone?"
"Oh, yes, only it's your rations' time, and here's your boiled rice and water, and here's your loaf, mum. In course, that ain't exactly the sort of thing you have been accustomed to; but it's all the county allows—only between you and me and the post, Mrs. Lovett, as they say you have got a pretty heavy purse, you can have just what you like."
"Oh, sure, but it’s time for your rations, so here’s your boiled rice and water, and here’s your loaf, ma’am. I know this isn’t exactly what you’re used to, but it’s all the county gives—just between you and me and the post, Mrs. Lovett, since they say you have quite a bit of money, you can get whatever you want."
"Indeed!"
"Absolutely!"
"Yes, in a moderate way you know. You have only to pay, and you can have anything."
"Yeah, in a reasonable way, you know. You just need to pay, and you can get anything."
"Then even Newgate is like the rest of the world. Money rules even here, does it?"
"Then even Newgate is just like the rest of the world. Money rules even here, doesn't it?"
"Why, in a manner of speaking, a guinea is worth twenty-one shillings here, just the same as it is outside, ma'am."
"Well, in a way, a guinea is worth twenty-one shillings here, just like it is elsewhere, ma'am."
"Then how much will purchase my liberty?"
"Then how much will it cost to buy my freedom?"
The turnkey shook his head.
The doorman shook his head.
"There, ma'am, you ask for an article that I don't deal in. My shop don't keep such a thing as liberty. What I mean is, that you may have just what you like to eat and drink."
“There, ma'am, you’re asking for something I don’t sell. My shop doesn’t carry anything like liberty. What I mean is, you can have whatever you want to eat and drink.”
"Very well. In the morning you can bring me what I order."
"Sure thing. In the morning, you can bring me what I asked for."
"Oh, yes—yes."
"Oh, totally—yes."
"I will pay handsomely for what I do order, for I have, as you say, a heavy purse. Much heavier, indeed it is, than any of you imagine, my friends."
"I will pay generously for what I order, because I have, as you say, a lot of money. It's actually much more than any of you think, my friends."
"Your humble servant, ma'am. I only wish Newgate was full of such as you."
"Your humble servant, ma'am. I just wish Newgate was filled with people like you."
"Ah, I hear a footstep. Who is it that is about to intrude upon me to-night?"
"Ah, I hear a footstep. Who is about to interrupt me tonight?"
"It's the chaplain."
"It's the pastor."
"The chaplain? I thought he understood that I declined his visits completely."
"The chaplain? I thought he realized that I turned down his visits entirely."
"Why, you see, ma'am, so you did, but it's his duty to go the round of all the cells before the prison shuts up for the night, so he will come, you see; and if I might advise you, ma'am, I should say be civil to him whatever you may think, for he can do you an ill turn if he likes in his report. He has more underhanded sort of power than you are aware of, Mrs. Lovett; so you had better, as I say, be civil to him, and keep your thoughts to yourself. Where's the odds, you know, ma'am?"
"Well, you see, ma'am, that's true, but it's his job to check all the cells before the prison closes for the night, so he will come, you know. And if I may suggest, ma'am, I recommend being polite to him, no matter what you think, because he can make things difficult for you in his report. He has more influence than you realize, Mrs. Lovett, so it's best to be polite to him and keep your opinions to yourself. What does it really matter, you know, ma'am?"
"I am much obliged to you for this advice, and I will pay you for it. There is a couple of guineas for you as a slight remembrance of me, and let others say what they will, you at least will not accuse me of ingratitude for any benefit conferred upon me."
"I really appreciate your advice, and I’ll make sure to repay you for it. Here are a couple of guineas as a small token from me, and no matter what others may say, you won't be able to accuse me of being ungrateful for any help you’ve given me."
"That I won't, ma'am; but here he comes. Mum is the word about what I have said, or else my place would not be worth much, I can tell you."
"That I won't, ma'am; but here he comes. Keep what I said to yourself, or else my position wouldn't be worth much, I assure you."
"Depend upon me."
"Count on me."
The turnkey, with a great show of respect, backed out of the cell as the chaplain entered it.
The jailer, showing a lot of respect, stepped back out of the cell as the chaplain walked in.
"Well, Mrs. Lovett," said the pious individual, "I hope to find you in a better frame of mind than upon my last visit to you."
"Well, Mrs. Lovett," said the devout individual, "I hope to see you in a better mood than during my last visit."
"Sir," said Mrs. Lovett, "if you will come to me at your own hour in the morning, I shall then present myself to you in a different manner, and I shall no longer object to anything you may be pleased to say to me."
"Sir," said Mrs. Lovett, "if you come to me at your own time in the morning, I will then approach you differently, and I won’t have any objections to anything you choose to say to me."
"What a blessed conversion. Really, now, this is very satisfactory indeed. Mrs. Lovett, of course you are a very great sinner, but if you attend to me, I can warrant your being received in the other world by ten thousand angels."
"What a wonderful transformation. Honestly, this is quite satisfying. Mrs. Lovett, you are indeed a significant sinner, but if you listen to me, I can guarantee that you'll be welcomed in the afterlife by ten thousand angels."
"I thank you, sir. Half the number would be quite sufficient, I feel assured, for my poor deserts."
"I appreciate it, sir. I’m confident that half the amount would be more than enough for what I deserve."
"Oh no, ten thousand—ten thousand. Not one less than that number. But if you have any doubts about the reality of flames everlasting, I shall have great satisfaction in removing them, by holding your hand for a few moments in the flame of this candle."
"Oh no, ten thousand—ten thousand. Not one less than that. But if you have any doubts about the reality of eternal flames, I will gladly put those doubts to rest by holding your hand in the flame of this candle for a few moments."
"You are very kind," said Mrs. Lovett, "but I shall be quite as well convinced if you hold yours, as I shall then I hope see the agony depicted in your countenance."
"You’re really kind," Mrs. Lovett said, "but I’ll be just as sure if you hold yours, because then I hope to see the pain written all over your face."
"Humph!—ah! No, I would rather not exactly. But quite rejoicing that you are in so very pious a frame of mind, I shall have the pleasure of seeing you to-morrow morning at eleven o'clock."
"Humph!—ah! No, I would rather not exactly. But I’m really glad to see you in such a good mood, and I look forward to seeing you tomorrow morning at eleven o'clock."
"That will do very well," said Mrs. Lovett.
"That works perfectly," said Mrs. Lovett.
The chaplain, thinking he had made quite a wonderful convert in Mrs. Lovett, and with serious thoughts of getting somebody to write a tract for him on the subject, left the cell, little suspecting how he was to be duped.
The chaplain, believing he had made a remarkable convert in Mrs. Lovett, and seriously considering having someone write a pamphlet for him on the topic, left the cell, unaware of how he was about to be tricked.
"Well, you did gammon him," said the turnkey, "I will say that for you."
"Well, you did fool him," said the guard, "I’ll give you that."
"Can you not leave me a light?"
"Could you please not leave me in the dark?"
"Agin the rules. Can't do it; but I'll wait till you have put the mattress to rights, if you like."
"Against the rules. I can't do it, but I'll wait until you've fixed the mattress, if you want."
"Oh, no. It will do very well. Good night."
"Oh, no. It's totally fine. Good night."
"Good night, Ma'am Lovett, and thank you for me. They may say what they likes about you, but I will stick up for you, so far that you are liberal with your tin, and that's a very good thing indeed. I ain't quite sure that it isn't everything, as this here world goes."
"Good night, Mrs. Lovett, and thank you for everything. People can say whatever they want about you, but I will defend you, especially because you're generous with your money, and that's definitely a good thing. I'm not entirely sure that it isn't the most important thing in this world."
The door of the cell was closed, and the last rays of the turnkey's candle disappeared. Mrs. Lovett was alone again in her dreary cell.
The door of the cell was shut, and the last flickers of the guard's candle vanished. Mrs. Lovett was once again alone in her gloomy cell.
The darkness now was very intense, indeed: for during the few minutes that she had been conversing with the chaplain, the twilight had almost faded away, dropping quite into night, so that not an object was visible in the cell. She heard the turnkey's footsteps die away in the distance, and then indeed she felt truly alone.
The darkness was really strong now: in the few minutes she had been talking with the chaplain, twilight had nearly disappeared, completely giving way to night, leaving nothing visible in the cell. She heard the turnkey's footsteps fade away in the distance, and at that moment, she felt completely alone.
"And I shall not see the sunlight of another day," she said. "My pilgrimage is over."
"And I won't see the sunlight of another day," she said. "My journey is over."
She pronounced these words with a shudder, for even she could not at such a moment feel quite at ease. She held in her hands the means of death, and yet she hesitated—not that she had the remotest intention of foregoing her fixed resolve; but feeling that at any moment she had it in her power now to carry it out, she lingered there upon the shores of life.
She said these words with a shiver, because even she couldn't feel completely at ease in that moment. She held the means to end a life in her hands, yet she hesitated—not that she had any intention of changing her mind; but knowing that she could choose to follow through at any moment, she lingered there on the edge of life.
"And it has come to this," she said. "After all my scheming—after all my resolves, it has come to suicide in a felon's cell. Well, I played a daring game, and for heavy stakes, and I have lost, that is all."
"And it’s come to this," she said. "After all my plotting—after all my decisions, it’s ended in suicide in a criminal’s cell. Well, I took a risky gamble, and for high stakes, and I’ve lost, that’s all."
She covered her eyes with her hands for several minutes, and slowly rocked to and fro.
She covered her eyes with her hands for a few minutes and slowly rocked back and forth.
Who shall say what thoughts crossed that bold bad woman's soul at that time? Who shall say that in those few moments her memory did not fly back to some period when she was innocent and happy?—for even Mrs. Lovett must have been innocent and happy once; and the thought that such had been her blessed state, compared to what it was now, was enough to drive her mad—quite mad.
Who can say what thoughts went through that daring, wicked woman’s mind at that moment? Who can say that in those few seconds her memory didn’t race back to a time when she was innocent and happy? — because even Mrs. Lovett must have been innocent and happy once; and the idea that she had experienced such a blessed state, compared to what her life was like now, was enough to drive her completely mad.
When she withdrew her hands from before her eyes she uttered a cry of terror. Memory had conjured up the forms of departed spirits to her; and now so strong had become the impression upon her mind in that hour of agony, that she thought she saw them in her cell.
When she pulled her hands away from her eyes, she let out a scream of fear. Memory had brought back images of lost souls to her; and now, the impression on her mind was so intense in that moment of pain that she believed she could see them in her cell.
"Oh, mercy—mercy!" she said. "Why should I be tortured thus? Why should I suffer such horrors? Why do you glare at me with such fiery eyes for, horrible spectres!"
"Oh, mercy—mercy!" she exclaimed. "Why am I being tortured like this? Why must I endure such horrors? Why are you staring at me with such fierce eyes, you dreadful ghosts!"

Mrs. Lovett In Newgate.—Is Conscience-Stricken.
Mrs. Lovett in Newgate—Feels Guilty.
She covered up her eyes again; but then a still more terrible supposition took possession of her, for instead of fancying that the spectres were in the darkness of the cell at some distance from her, she thought that they all came crowding up to within an inch of her face, gibing and mocking.
She covered her eyes again, but then an even more terrifying thought gripped her. Instead of imagining that the ghosts were far away in the darkness of the cell, she believed they were all crowding right up to her face, taunting and mocking her.
"Off—off!" she cried, as she suddenly stretched out her arm. "Do not drive me quite mad."
"Get off—get off!" she shouted, suddenly reaching out her arm. "Don’t drive me totally crazy."
Her eyes glared in the darkness like those of some wild animal. They looked phosphorescent, and for some time such was the agony and the thraldom of her feelings, that she quite forgot she had the means of death in her hands.
Her eyes shone in the darkness like those of a wild animal. They appeared to glow, and for a while, the pain and intensity of her emotions made her completely forget that she had a means of death in her hands.
She began to question the spirits that fancy presented in the darkness as thronging her cell.
She started to question the spirits that her imagination conjured up in the darkness surrounding her cell.
"Who are you?" she said. "I know you not. I did not kill you! Why do you glare at me? And you, with your face matted with blood, I did not kill you. Who are you, too, with those mangled limbs? I killed none of you. Go to Sweeney Todd—go to Sweeney Todd!"
"Who are you?" she asked. "I don’t know you. I didn’t kill you! Why are you staring at me? And you, with your blood-soaked face, I didn’t kill you. Who are you, too, with those broken limbs? I didn’t kill any of you. Go to Sweeney Todd—go to Sweeney Todd!"
She kept her hands stretched out before her, and she fancied that it was only by such an action that she kept them from touching her very face. Then she dropped upon her knees, and in the same wild half-screaming voice she spoke again, crying—
She held her hands out in front of her, and she thought that it was only by doing this that she kept them from touching her face. Then she dropped to her knees, and in the same frantic half-screaming voice, she spoke again, crying—
"Away with you all! Todd it was that killed you—not I. He would have killed me, too. Do you hear, that he tried to kill me? but he could not. What boy are you? Oh, I know you now. He sent you to the madhouse. You are George Allan. Well, I did not kill you. I see that there is blood upon you! But why do you all come to me and leave Todd's cell tenantless, except by himself? for you cannot be here and there both! Away, I say! Away to him! Do not come here to torture me!"
"Get away from me! It was Todd who killed you—not me. He would have killed me, too. Do you hear that he tried to kill me? But he didn’t succeed. Which boy are you? Oh, I recognize you now. He sent you to the asylum. You’re George Allan. Well, I didn’t kill you. I see that you’re covered in blood! But why do you all come to me and leave Todd’s cell empty except for him? You can’t be here and there at the same time! Get out, I say! Go to him! Don’t come here to torment me!"
Tap—tap—tap came a sound on the door of the cell.
Tap—tap—tap came a sound on the door of the cell.
"Hush!" she said. "Hush!"
"Shh!" she said. "Shh!"
"What's the matter?" said the turnkey.
"What's wrong?" asked the guard.
"Nothing—nothing."
"Nothing—nothing."
"But I heard you calling out about something."
"But I heard you shout about something."
"It is nothing, my friend. All is right. I was only—only praying."
"It’s nothing, my friend. Everything’s fine. I was just—just praying."
"Humph!" said the turnkey. "If you were, it is something rather new, I reckon. She can't do any mischief, that's one comfort; and many of the worst ones as comes here don't pass very nice, cosy, comfortable nights. They fancies they sees all sorts of things, they does. Poor devils! I never seed nothing worse than myself or my wife in all my time, and I don't think I ever shall."
"Humph!" said the guard. "If you were, that’s pretty unusual, I guess. She can’t cause any trouble, so that’s one good thing; and a lot of the worst ones that come here don’t have very nice, cozy, comfortable nights. They think they see all kinds of things, they do. Poor souls! I’ve never seen anything worse than myself or my wife in all my life, and I don’t think I ever will."
Mrs. Lovett did not now utter one word until she was sure the turnkey was out of hearing. That slight interruption had recalled her to herself, and done much to banish from her disturbed imagination all those fancied monsters of the brain which had disturbed her.
Mrs. Lovett didn’t say a word until she was sure the jailer was out of earshot. That little interruption brought her back to reality and helped clear her mind of all those imagined monsters that had been bothering her.
"Why did I yield even for a moment," she said, "to such a load of superstition? I thought that even at such a moment as this I should be free from such terrors. How I should have smiled in derision of any one else who had been weak enough to give way to them—and yet how real they looked. How very unlike the mere creations of a disturbed brain. Could they be real? Is it possible?"
"Why did I give in, even for a moment," she said, "to such a heavy load of superstition? I thought that even in a moment like this, I should be free from such fears. I would have laughed at anyone else weak enough to succumb to them—and yet they looked so real. So different from just the fantasies of a disturbed mind. Could they actually be real? Is that even possible?"
Mrs. Lovett shook a little as she asked herself these questions, and it was only at such a moment that she could or was at all likely to ask them, for our readers may well believe that such a woman could have had no sort of belief in a providence, or she never, with her active intellect, could have fallen into the mistake of supposing that she was compassing happiness by committing crime.
Mrs. Lovett trembled a bit as she pondered these questions, and it was only in moments like this that she could possibly ask them. Our readers may well understand that a woman like her couldn’t possibly believe in a higher power, or else, with her sharp mind, she would never make the mistake of thinking she could achieve happiness by committing crimes.
For awhile now the doubt that she had suggested to herself shook her very much. It was the very first time in all her wicked life that anything like a perception of a future state had crossed her mind; and each minute how fearfully to her the possibility, and then the probability, that there really was another world than this, began now to grow upon her.
For a while now, the doubts she had planted in her own mind troubled her greatly. It was the first time in her entire life that the thought of an afterlife had even crossed her mind; and with each passing moment, the possibility—and then the likelihood—that there was indeed another world beyond this one began to weigh on her more heavily.
That thought was more full of agony than the appearance of the spectres had been to her—those spectres which were only called into existence by her own consciousness of overpowering guilt and deep iniquity.
That thought caused her more pain than seeing the spectres did—those spectres that were only brought to life by her own awareness of overwhelming guilt and deep wrongdoing.
"I am going now," she said. "I am going. World that I hate, and all upon thee, farewell!"
"I’m leaving now," she said. "I’m leaving. Goodbye, world I can't stand, and everything about you!"
She broke the tin case containing the poison, and applying one of the broken ends to her lips, she swallowed two drops of the deadly liquid, and fell dead upon the floor of her cell.
She broke the tin box holding the poison, and putting one of the broken ends to her lips, she swallowed two drops of the lethal liquid and collapsed dead on the floor of her cell.
CHAPTER CXXVI.
SWEENEY TODD IS PLACED UPON HIS TRIAL.
It was about eight o'clock in the morning that the officials of Newgate found their way to the cell of Mrs. Lovett. At first they thought that she was sleeping upon the floor of her prison, but when they picked her up, they soon became aware of what had really happened, and the alarm spread through the prison.
It was around eight in the morning when the officials of Newgate arrived at Mrs. Lovett's cell. At first, they thought she was just sleeping on the floor of her cell, but when they picked her up, they quickly realized what had actually happened, and the alarm spread throughout the prison.
The governor was vexed, and the chaplain was vexed, and when the sheriff was sent for, he, too, was vexed, so they all revenged themselves upon the turnkey, whose duty it was to be in the passage adjoining the cell, and they fancied they met the justice of the case by discharging him.
The governor was annoyed, the chaplain was annoyed, and when the sheriff was called, he was annoyed too, so they all took it out on the turnkey, whose job was to be in the hallway next to the cell, and they thought they were doing the right thing by firing him.
Of course, in a very few hours the news of Mrs. Lovett's suicide became known all over London, with very many exaggerations; and there was not one person in the whole of the vast population of the great city who did not know the fact, save and except that man who would feel most interested in it. We, of course, allude to Sweeney Todd.
Of course, within just a few hours, the news of Mrs. Lovett's suicide spread across London, with a lot of exaggerations; and there wasn't a single person in the entire city who didn't know about it, except for the one man who would be the most affected by it. We're talking about Sweeney Todd.
He, in his cell in Newgate, saw no newspapers, and held no conversation with the world without; and as none of the persons in any way connected with the prison chose to inform him of what had happened, he had not the least idea but that Mrs. Lovett was, along with him, suffering all the terrors of suspense antecedent to her trial upon the serious charge impending over her.
He, in his cell in Newgate, saw no newspapers and had no conversations with the outside world; and since none of the people connected to the prison chose to update him on what had happened, he had no idea that Mrs. Lovett was, like him, enduring all the anxieties leading up to her trial for the serious charges against her.
Of course when the day of his, Todd's, trial should arrive, the fact could no longer be kept secret from him; and that day come at last to wither up any faint hopes that he might cling to.
Of course, when the day of Todd's trial finally arrived, he could no longer be kept in the dark about it; and that day ultimately crushed any small hopes he might have held onto.
Scarcely ever in London had such an amount of public excitement been produced by any criminal proceedings, as by the trial of Sweeney Todd. While he pursued a monotonous life from day to day in his cell, haunted by all sorts of fears, and the prey of the most dismal apprehensions, the public appetite had been fed by all sorts of strange and vague stories concerning him.
Scarcely ever in London had such a level of public excitement been generated by any criminal trial as by Sweeney Todd's. While he lived a monotonous life day after day in his cell, tormented by various fears and the most dreadful anxieties, the public's curiosity had been fueled by all kinds of strange and unclear tales about him.
The most hideous crimes had been laid to his charge; and in the imagination of the people, the number of his victims was quadrupled, so that when the morning of his trial arrived, so great was the excitement, that business in the City was almost at a stand still, and sober-minded men who did not see any peculiar interest in the sayings and doings of a great criminal, were of course disgusted that the popular taste should run that way.
The most horrible crimes had been attributed to him, and in people's minds, the number of his victims had increased fourfold. When the morning of his trial came, the excitement was so intense that business in the City was nearly halted, and sensible people who didn't find any particular interest in the actions and words of a notorious criminal were understandably disgusted that public fascination had turned in that direction.
As regarded Todd himself, he had gone into Newgate with a fixed determination in his own mind to commit suicide if he possibly could; but he had not taken the precaution that Mrs. Lovett had long before, in providing the means of so doing; and consequently he was thrown upon the scanty resources that might present themselves to him in the prison.
As for Todd, he had entered Newgate with a strong intention to end his own life if he could; however, he hadn't taken the steps that Mrs. Lovett had taken long ago to secure the means to do so. As a result, he found himself relying on the limited options that were available to him in the prison.
That those resources would be few and limited enough, may be well imagined, for the most special instructions had been given by Sir Richard Blunt to prevent Todd from committing suicide; and since Mrs. Lovett had so disposed of herself despite the authorities, those precautions had been redoubled; so that Todd, after two or three abortive attempts, and thinking the matter over in every way, saw that there was no chance for him in that way, and he made up his mind to abide his trial, with the hope that he might, during the course of it, be able to say enough to make Mrs. Lovett's conviction certain, while he felt certain that he could not possibly make his own situation worse than it was.
That those resources would be few and limited is easy to imagine, since Sir Richard Blunt had given very strict instructions to prevent Todd from committing suicide; and after Mrs. Lovett had taken her own life despite the authorities, those precautions had only increased. So, after two or three failed attempts and thinking it over in every way, Todd realized there was no chance for him that way, and he decided to face his trial, hoping that during it, he could say enough to ensure Mrs. Lovett's conviction, while feeling sure that he couldn’t possibly worsen his own situation.
He thought, too, that perhaps after conviction he might behave so cunningly as to deceive his jailer into an idea that he was full of contrition and resignation, and so, at some ungarded moment, achieve the object that now he felt to be impossible.
He also thought that maybe after being found guilty, he could act so cleverly that he would trick his jailer into believing he was genuinely sorry and resigned, and then, at some unguarded moment, accomplish what he now believed to be impossible.
With these hopes and feelings, then, little suspecting that Mrs. Lovett had already removed her case to a higher tribunal, Sweeney Todd awaited his trial.
With these hopes and feelings, then, unaware that Mrs. Lovett had already taken her case to a higher court, Sweeney Todd awaited his trial.
Probably he had no idea of the amount of excitement that his case had created outside the prison. The customary calm of the officials of the jail, had deceived him into a belief, that after all it was no such great matter; but he quite forgot that that was a professional calm, with which the people had nothing to do, and in which it was not at all likely they would participate.
He probably had no idea how much excitement his case had caused outside the prison. The usual calm of the jail officials had led him to believe that it wasn't such a big deal after all; however, he completely overlooked the fact that this was a professional calm, which the public had no connection to, and it was unlikely they would feel the same way.
The Governor came into his cell about a quarter before nine o'clock on the morning fixed for his trial.
The Governor entered his cell about fifteen minutes before nine o'clock on the morning set for his trial.
"Sweeney Todd," he said, "you are wanted in court."
"Sweeney Todd," he said, "you need to go to court."
"I am ready," said Todd.
"I'm ready," Todd said.
He rose with alacrity, and accompanied the Governor and two turnkeys. It was the custom then to place prisoners accused of such heavy offences as fell to Todd's charge in irons, and if the authorities had any suspicion of violent intentions upon the part of such prisoners, the irons accompanied them to the bar of the Old Bailey. Todd was so accompanied; and as he walked along, his irons made a melancholy clank together.
He got up quickly and joined the Governor and two guards. Back then, it was customary to put prisoners accused of serious crimes like Todd's in handcuffs, and if the authorities suspected they might act violently, the cuffs went with them to the Old Bailey. Todd was one of those prisoners; as he walked, the sound of his cuffs created a sad clinking noise.
His imprisonment preceding his trial had been uncommonly short, but yet it had been sufficient to bring him down greatly in appearance. He had never been one of the fat order of mortals, but now he looked like some great gaunt, ghost. Every patch of colour had forsaken his cheeks, and his eyes looked preternaturally lustrous.
His time in jail before the trial was unusually short, but it was enough to seriously affect his appearance. He had never been a heavy guy, but now he looked like a tall, skinny ghost. Every bit of color had drained from his cheeks, and his eyes seemed unnaturally bright.
Those who had not been accustomed to the sight of him during his imprisonment in Newgate, shrunk from him as he followed the Governor through the gloomy passages of the prison. Two well-armed officers keep close upon his heels, so that Todd could not complain of a want of attendants.
Those who weren't used to seeing him during his time in Newgate recoiled as he walked behind the Governor through the dark corridors of the prison. Two heavily armed officers stayed right on his heels, so Todd couldn't say he was lacking company.

Todd Goes To Take His Trial.
Todd Goes to Take His Trial.
Even he recoiled when he was brought into the court of the Old Bailey, for it was a complete sea of heads; and from the dock he could hear the roar and the shout, and the shrieks of people outside, who were still struggling for admission.
Even he flinched when he was taken into the court at the Old Bailey, as it was a total sea of heads; from the dock, he could hear the roar, the shouts, and the screams of people outside who were still trying to get in.
It was then that the idea first seemed to strike him that the public, in him, had recognised one of those notorious criminals, that awaken in no small degree popular indignation by their acts. Indeed, upon his first appearance in the court, there was a strange kind of groan of execration, which was tolerably evident to all, and yet not defined enough for the judge to take any notice of.
It was then that he first realized that the public saw him as one of those infamous criminals who stirred up a significant level of public outrage with their actions. In fact, when he first entered the courtroom, there was an odd sort of groan of hatred that was clear to everyone, yet not specific enough for the judge to address.
The strife continued at the door of the court, and it was quite evident that the officers were engaged in a severe struggle with the crowd outside.
The conflict at the courthouse door went on, and it was clear that the officers were having a tough time with the crowd outside.
"Let the doors be closed," said the judge; "the court is already inconveniently crowded."
"Close the doors," the judge said. "The court is already too crowded."
Upon this order, the officers redoubled their exertions; and being assisted by some of the spectators already within the court, who were fearful of being trampled to death if the crowd should once get in, the doors were made to shut, and fastened.
Upon this order, the officers increased their efforts; and with help from some of the spectators already in the court, who were afraid of being trampled if the crowd rushed in, the doors were closed and secured.
A yell of rage and disappointment came from the mob; and then a loud voice, that towered above all other noises, shouted—
A shout of anger and frustration erupted from the crowd; then, a strong voice that rose above all the other sounds yelled—
"Bring Todd out and we will hang him at once without any further trouble. We only want Todd!"
"Bring Todd out and we'll hang him right away without any more hassle. We just want Todd!"
The countenance of the prisoner turned as white as paper, and his glaring eyes were fixed upon the doors of the court.
The prisoner's face went as pale as paper, and his wide eyes were locked onto the court's doors.
"It is quite impossible," said the judge, "that the business of the court can be carried on under these circumstances; I hope that the civil power will be sufficient to repress this tumult without, otherwise it will be my duty to send for a guard of military, and then bloodshed may be the consequence, from which those who create this riot alone will be in any way answerable."
"It’s completely impossible," said the judge, "for the court to function under these conditions; I hope that the authorities can manage to control this uproar. Otherwise, I’ll have to call in the military, and that could lead to violence, for which only those instigating this riot will be held accountable."
"Bring him out!" cried a hundred voices. "Out with him! Todd—Todd! We want Todd."
"Bring him out!" shouted a hundred voices. "Get him out here! Todd—Todd! We want Todd."
There was then such a furious hammering at the doors of the court, that it was quite impossible to hear what any one said. Sir Richard Blunt suddenly appeared on the bench, and leaning over to the judge, he said—
There was then such a loud banging on the court doors that it was impossible to hear anyone speak. Sir Richard Blunt suddenly appeared on the bench and leaned over to the judge, saying—
"My lord, I am collecting a force with which I shall be able to clear the entrances to the court."
"My lord, I am gathering a team that will allow me to secure the entrances to the court."
"I wish you would, Sir Richard. This riot is most disgraceful."
"I really wish you would, Sir Richard. This riot is completely disgraceful."
"It is, my lord; but it shall be suppressed now with as much speed as may be."
"It is, my lord; but it will be taken care of quickly now."
With this, Sir Richard immediately retired. He collected together a force of fifty constables, and forming them into a sort of wedge, he suddenly opened a side door, and attacked the mob. The fight, for a hand-to-hand fight it now was, did not last more than ten minutes, when the mob gave way, and "every one for himself" became the cry. In five minutes more the party of officers had possession of all the avenues to the court, and a profound silence succeeded to the riot that had taken place.
With that, Sir Richard quickly stepped back. He gathered a group of fifty constables, and shaped them into a wedge formation, then suddenly opened a side door and charged at the mob. The brawl, now a hand-to-hand fight, lasted no more than ten minutes before the mob broke apart, and "every man for himself" became the shout. Five minutes later, the officers had control of all the entrances to the court, and a deep silence replaced the chaos that had erupted.
"I think now," said the judge "we may proceed to business. This riot has been a most disgraceful one, and if the officers will bring any one before me who has taken part in it, I will commit him to prison at once."
"I think it's time," said the judge, "that we get down to business. This riot has been completely disgraceful, and if the officers bring anyone before me who was involved, I will send them to prison immediately."
"They are all dispersed, my lord," said Sir Richard.
"They're all scattered, my lord," said Sir Richard.
"The court thanks you, sir," said the judge. "Let the proceedings commence at once."
"The court appreciates it, sir," said the judge. "Let the proceedings begin right away."
Todd now glared about him, and his lips kept moving as though he were repeating something to himself in a whisper. The Governor of Newgate leant forward, and said—
Todd now glared around him, and his lips kept moving as if he were quietly repeating something to himself. The Governor of Newgate leaned forward and said—
"Do you wish to say anything?"
"Do you want to say something?"
"Yes. Where is she?"
"Yes. Where is she?"
"Mrs. Lovett do you mean?"
"Are you talking about Mrs. Lovett?"
"I do. Why am I here, and she not? Where is she? If she be innocent, why then so am I. I do not see her."
"I do. Why am I here, and she isn’t? Where is she? If she’s innocent, then so am I. I can’t see her."
"She will not be here."
"She isn't coming."
"Not here? How—why?"
"Not here? How—why not?"
"She is dead."
"She has passed away."
Todd nearly dropped to the floor, and from that moment a great portion of his courage, small as it was, departed, and he looked like a ghost rather than a living man. At times, he kept muttering to himself the word—"Dead—dead—dead!"
Todd almost fell to the floor, and from that moment on, a significant part of his courage, limited as it was, faded away, making him look more like a ghost than a living person. He kept murmuring to himself the word—"Dead—dead—dead!"
The usual formalities were gone through, and then Todd was roused up to plead to the indictment, charging him with the murder of Francis Thornhill.
The usual formalities were completed, and then Todd was awakened to respond to the indictment accusing him of the murder of Francis Thornhill.
The governor touched him on the shoulder.
The governor tapped him on the shoulder.
"Plead to the indictment," he said.
"Plead to the charges," he said.
"Dead!" cried Todd. "Why is she dead?"
"Dead!" Todd exclaimed. "Why is she dead?"
"Prisoner at the bar," said the clerk of the arraign. "Do you plead guilty or not guilty to the charge here made against you?"
"Defendant at the bar," said the clerk of the arraignment. "Do you plead guilty or not guilty to the charge brought against you?"
"Not guilty!" cried Todd, as he roused himself up, and glared at the judge like an enraged tiger.
"Not guilty!" Todd shouted as he got to his feet and glared at the judge like an angry tiger.
Government had entrusted the prosecution to the Attorney General of the time being, and that functionary was in court. He rose to open the case, and spoke as follows, amid the most breathless silence—
Government had assigned the prosecution to the Attorney General at the time, and that official was in court. He stood to present the case and spoke as follows, amidst complete silence—
"My lord, and gentlemen of the jury—
My lord, and members of the jury—
"The prisoner at the bar was originally indicted along with a female named Lovett—"
"The prisoner at the bar was originally charged along with a woman named Lovett—"
"Where is she?" said Todd.
"Where is she?" Todd asked.
"Prisoner," said the judge, "at the proper time you will have an opportunity of making any observation you may think fit, but it is scarcely necessary for me to inform you that this is not the time."
"Prisoner," said the judge, "you will have a chance to share any thoughts you want at the right time, but I shouldn't have to tell you that this isn't it."
"She is not dead!" cried Todd. "She has been let escape by some juggling, in order that all the vengeance of the law might be directed against me. It is not true that she is dead. Some of you are chargeable with allowing that woman to escape. I tell you that she is a fiend and not a woman. But she has had gold at her disposal, and she has bribed you all—I say she has bought you all."
"She’s not dead!" yelled Todd. "She was allowed to escape through some trickery, so that all the blame of the law would fall on me. It’s not true that she’s dead. Some of you are responsible for letting her get away. I’m telling you she’s a monster, not a woman. But she’s had money at her disposal, and she has bribed all of you—I’m saying she has bought all of you."
"Prisoner," said the judge, "this cannot be permitted. You only deeply prejudice your own case by this conduct."
"Prisoner," said the judge, "this can't be allowed. You're only hurting your own case with this behavior."
"That is impossible. I know that you are all in one large conspiracy against me, and you have let that woman escape, in order that the last drop should not be wanting to fill my cup of bitterness to the overflowing."
"That's impossible. I know you’re all part of one big conspiracy against me, and you let that woman get away so that the last drop would fill my cup of bitterness to the brim."
"It will be impossible," said the Attorney-General, "to proceed with the case, if the prisoner at the bar continues these interruptions."
"It will be impossible," said the Attorney-General, "to move forward with the case if the defendant at the bar keeps interrupting."
"Prisoner," said the judge, "I, and all here present, are disposed to give any allowance and indulgence to a man in your situation; but let me beg of you to be silent."
"Prisoner," the judge said, "everyone here is inclined to be understanding and lenient towards someone in your position; but I kindly ask you to be quiet."
"I am done," said Todd, "but it is false to say that she is dead. That fiend cannot die. She is a devil, I tell you all, and if there be any here who fancy that she is dead, I tell them that they are mistaken. She cannot be killed. I know that well. Go on with what you call your proceedings; I have no more to say to you."
"I’m done," said Todd, "but it’s wrong to say that she’s dead. That monster can’t die. She’s a devil, I’m telling all of you, and if any of you think she’s dead, you’re wrong. She can’t be killed. I know that for sure. Continue with what you call your proceedings; I have nothing more to say to you."
CHAPTER CXXVII.
THE TRIAL OF SWEENEY TODD CONTINUED.
This ebullition of feeling upon the part of Sweeney Todd was by some of the spectators looked upon as a vague indication of insanity, while some of the members of the bench looked very mysterious, and asked themselves if it were not the first step in the direction of some very clever defence. But then they were gentlemen who never exactly saw anything as the world in general agrees to see it.
This outburst of emotion from Sweeney Todd was perceived by some of the onlookers as a possible sign of madness, while a few of the judges appeared quite enigmatic, questioning whether it might be the initial move towards a clever defense. However, these were gentlemen who never quite viewed things the way the rest of the world tends to see them.
The judge shook his head as if he rather doubted Sweeney Todd's implicit promise that he would not again interrupt the proceedings; and among the whole of the spectators of that most extraordinary trial, the most intense interest was evidently rather on the increase than the diminution.
The judge shook his head, clearly doubtful of Sweeney Todd's unspoken promise to not interrupt the proceedings again; and among all the spectators of that remarkable trial, the interest was clearly growing rather than fading.
The judge finding that Todd did not again say anything for a few moments, slightly inclined his head to the Attorney-General, as much as to say—"Pray get on, now that there seems an opportunity of so doing;" and that personage, learned in the law, accordingly rose again, and having adjusted his gown, addressed himself again to the case before him, with his usual skill.
The judge noticed that Todd didn't say anything for a moment and slightly nodded to the Attorney-General, as if to say, "Please proceed now that there's a chance to do so." The Attorney-General, knowledgeable in the law, then stood up again, adjusted his gown, and focused on the case before him with his usual expertise.
"My lords, and gentlemen of the jury—
My lords and members of the jury—
"If this were only some ordinary everyday proceeding, I should not sit so calmly under the indecorous interruptions of the prisoner at the bar; but when I feel, in common with all here present, that that person has so great a stake as his life upon the issue of this investigation, I am disposed in all charity to allow a latitude of action, that otherwise would not, and could not, be endured.
"If this were just some regular trial, I wouldn't remain so calm with the inappropriate interruptions from the prisoner at the bar; but when I feel, along with everyone else here, that this person has so much at stake—his life, in fact—riding on the outcome of this inquiry, I’m inclined, out of kindness, to allow some leeway that I wouldn't, and couldn't, tolerate otherwise."
"Gentlemen of the jury, I yet hope that these unseemly interruptions are over, and that I shall be permitted in peace to make those remarks to you, which it is my duty to make on behalf of the crown, who prosecutes in this serious case.
"Gentlemen of the jury, I still hope that these inappropriate interruptions are finished, and that I will be allowed to speak to you in peace about the points I need to address on behalf of the crown, which is prosecuting in this serious case."
"Nothing can be further from my wish than to heighten by any strength of phraseology or domestic detail the case against the prisoner at the bar. I shall confine myself to a recital of the bare facts of the case, feeling that, while I cannot detract from them, they are of such a character of horror, as to require no adventitious aid from the art of the orator.
"There's nothing I want less than to make the case against the defendant any stronger with fancy words or personal stories. I’ll stick to just sharing the simple facts of the case, knowing that, while I can't make them any less shocking, they are horrifying enough on their own and don’t need any extra embellishments from a speaker."
"Gentlemen, it appears that the prisoner at the bar is arraigned for the wilful murder of Francis Thornhill. From what information we have been able to collect, the prisoner, Sweeney Todd, is a native of the north of England. He came to London about eighteen years ago, and was in very great poverty, when he opened a small barber's shop in Crutched Friars. He remained in that shop about seventeen months, and then paid one hundred and twenty-five pounds for the lease of a house in Fleet Street, for which he was thus only to pay a rental to the Skinners' Company of seventeen pound ten per annum, he consenting to keep the premises in ordinary repair.
" gentlemen, it seems that the defendant at the bar is being charged with the intentional murder of Francis Thornhill. From the information we’ve gathered, the defendant, Sweeney Todd, is originally from northern England. He moved to London about eighteen years ago and was living in extreme poverty when he opened a small barber shop in Crutched Friars. He operated that shop for about seventeen months before paying one hundred and twenty-five pounds for the lease of a house on Fleet Street, for which he was only required to pay an annual rent of seventeen pounds and ten shillings to the Skinners' Company, agreeing to keep the property in reasonable repair."
"The lower part of this house had been a small hosier's; but the prisoner at the bar altered it into a barber's shop, and he has there continued to reside until his arrest upon the serious charge which we are brought here to investigate.
"The lower part of this house used to be a small hosiery shop; however, the prisoner at the bar transformed it into a barber shop, and he lived there until his arrest for the serious charge we are here to investigate."
"What were the pursuits of the prisoner during his occupancy of that house, it is not our province just now to inquire, as all our attention must be directed to a consideration of the one charge, to answer to which he stands at the bar of this court; and I shall, therefore, proceed to detail the evidence upon which the prosecution founds that charge:—
"What the prisoner was up to while staying in that house isn't something we need to discuss right now, as our focus must be on the one charge he is facing in this court. So, I'll go ahead and present the evidence that the prosecution is using to support that charge:—"
"It appears that upon the third day of August last, a ship of 400 tons burthen, called the Star, arrived in the London Docks. On board of that ship was the captain, and a crew of nine seamen, and two boys. As passengers, there was a Colonel Jeffery, and a Mr. Thornhill, whose death is the motive of the present proceedings. There was likewise a large dog named Hector on board the vessel, which was very much attached to Mr. Thornhill.
"It seems that on the third day of August last year, a ship weighing 400 tons, called the Star, arrived at the London Docks. On board were the captain, a crew of nine sailors, and two boys. As passengers, there was Colonel Jeffery and Mr. Thornhill, whose death is the reason for the current proceedings. There was also a large dog named Hector on the ship, which was very close to Mr. Thornhill."
"Now, gentlemen of the jury, it had so happened that Francis Thornhill had been commissioned, during the progress of a wreck at sea by a young gentleman named Mark Ingestrie, to take a certain String of Oriental Pearls, valued at somewhere about sixteen thousand pounds sterling, to a young lady in London, named Johanna Oakley; and this Francis Thornhill, fully believing that Mark Ingestrie had perished at sea, was most anxious to fulfil his request regarding this valuable and important String of Pearls.
"Now, gentlemen of the jury, it so happened that Francis Thornhill was tasked, during the course of a shipwreck, by a young man named Mark Ingestrie, to deliver a String of Oriental Pearls worth around sixteen thousand pounds sterling to a young woman in London named Johanna Oakley. Francis Thornhill, fully believing that Mark Ingestrie had died at sea, was very eager to fulfill his request concerning this valuable and important String of Pearls."
"As early as possible he landed from the ship, taking the String of Pearls with him, and his faithful dog Hector accompanied him on shore."
"As soon as he could, he got off the ship, bringing the String of Pearls with him, and his loyal dog Hector came ashore with him."
At this moment, Hector, who was in court, having for the second time heard his name mentioned, began to think probably that something was going on concerning him, and he set up a loud bark of defiance.
At that moment, Hector, who was in court, having heard his name mentioned for the second time, started to think that something was going on regarding him, and he let out a loud bark of defiance.
The effect of this was greatly to interest some of the auditory, while it brought a smile to the faces of others. Todd turned deadly pale, and in a voice of alarm, he cried—
The effect of this was to really engage some of the audience, while it put a smile on the faces of others. Todd turned extremely pale, and in a voice filled with alarm, he shouted—
"Keep off the dog—keep off the dog, I say!"
"Stay away from the dog—stay away from the dog, I’m telling you!"
"Bow!—wow!—wow!" barked Hector again.
"Bow!—wow!—wow!" barked Hector again.
"That dog," said the judge, "must be immediately removed from the court. Officers, see to it."
"That dog," the judge said, "needs to be taken out of the court right away. Officers, handle it."
"I beg, my lord," said the Attorney-General, "that you will allow him to remain, for I assure your lordship that he is a witness in this most important case."
"I ask you, my lord," said the Attorney-General, "to let him stay, because I assure you that he is a key witness in this crucial case."
"A witness?"
"Are you a witness?"
"Yes, my lord; I speak advisedly, and as a favour I hope your lordship will permit him to remain."
"Yes, my lord; I speak with careful thought, and as a favor, I hope you will allow him to stay."
"Will anybody keep him quiet?"
"Will anyone make him stop?"
"Oh, yes, your worship," cried the ostler. "I'll keep Pison like a mouse as has fainted clean away."
"Oh, yes, your honor," shouted the stablehand. "I'll take care of Pison like a mouse that's completely passed out."
"Who is that man, and what does he say?" said the judge.
"Who is that guy, and what is he saying?" asked the judge.
"My lord," said the Attorney-General, "he says he can keep the dog quite quiet if you will allow him to remain."
"My lord," said the Attorney-General, "he says he can keep the dog completely quiet if you let him stay."
"Oh, very well. Pray proceed, Mr. Attorney."
"Oh, very well. Please go ahead, Mr. Attorney."
The Attorney-General then resumed.
The Attorney-General continued.
"With the String of Pearls then, and the dog, which the jury have seen, Mr. Francis Thornhill went into the City to fulfil the request of Mark Ingestrie. The address he had was to Mr. Oakley, a spectacle-maker in the City, with whom Miss Oakley, who was to have the String of Pearls, resided.
"With the String of Pearls and the dog that the jury has seen, Mr. Francis Thornhill went into the city to fulfill Mark Ingestrie's request. The address he had was for Mr. Oakley, a spectacle maker in the city, where Miss Oakley, who was supposed to have the String of Pearls, lived."
"Gentlemen of the jury, neither Francis Thornhill nor the String of Pearls ever reach their destination. It appears that on his route, Thornhill went into the shop of the prisoner at the bar to be shaved, and no one ever saw him come out again. The dog though was found sitting at the door of the shop, and when Todd opened his shop-door, the dog rushed in and brought out his master's hat.
"Gentlemen of the jury, neither Francis Thornhill nor the String of Pearls ever makes it to their destination. It seems that on his way, Thornhill stopped by the prisoner's shop to get a shave, and no one ever saw him leave. However, the dog was found waiting by the shop door, and when Todd opened the door, the dog ran in and brought out his master's hat."
"Gentlemen, the captain of the ship and Colonel Jeffery, both became very anxious concerning the fate of Mr. Thornhill, and they made every inquiry. They questioned the prisoner at the bar, who at once admitted that he had shaved him, but stated that he had left his shop when that operation was over. The captain of the Star was compelled to go to Bristol with his ship, but Colonel Jeffery, in conjunction with a friend, pressed his inquiries about Mr. Thornhill without success. The matter appeared to be involved in the most profound mystery, and the only hope of an elucidation of it, consisted in the probability that such a valuable piece of property as the String of Pearls would be sure to turn up some day in some one's possession. Gentlemen, it did so turn up. It appeared that at Hammersmith resided a Mr. John Mundell, who lent money upon securities, and it will be deposed in evidence, that one evening the prisoner at the bar, magnificently attired, and in a handsome coach, went to this Mr. Mundell, and pawned a string of pearls for some thousands of pounds.
"Guys, the ship's captain and Colonel Jeffery both got really worried about what happened to Mr. Thornhill, and they asked a lot of questions. They interrogated the prisoner at the bar, who immediately admitted that he had shaved him but claimed he left his shop right after that. The captain of the Star had to head to Bristol with his ship, but Colonel Jeffery, along with a friend, kept pressing for information about Mr. Thornhill without any luck. The situation seemed shrouded in deep mystery, and the only hope for clarifying it was that such a valuable item as the String of Pearls would eventually show up in someone's possession. Well, it did show up. It turned out that a Mr. John Mundell lived in Hammersmith, who lent money against collateral, and it's going to be testified that one evening, the prisoner at the bar, dressed to the nines and riding in a fancy coach, went to this Mr. Mundell and pawned a string of pearls for several thousands of pounds."
"It is to be regretted that this Mundell cannot be brought before the jury. He is dead, gentlemen; but a confidential clerk of his, who saw the prisoner at the bar, will depose to the facts.
"It’s unfortunate that this Mundell can’t be brought before the jury. He’s dead, gentlemen; but a confidential clerk of his, who saw the prisoner at the bar, will testify to the facts."
"We thus then, gentlemen of the jury, commit the prisoner with the disappearance of Thornhill, and now we come to the strongest features of this most remarkable case.
"We, therefore, gentlemen of the jury, charge the prisoner with the disappearance of Thornhill, and now we turn to the most compelling aspects of this extraordinary case."
"It appears that for a considerable time past, the church of St. Dunstan's had become insufferable from a peculiar stench with which the whole of that sacred edifice appeared to be constantly filled, and it baffled all the authorities to account for it.
"It seems that for a long time, the church of St. Dunstan's had become unbearable due to a strange smell that seemed to fill the entire sacred building all the time, and none of the authorities could figure out the cause."
"No one had been entombed in any of the vaults beneath the church for a considerable time, and in fact, there was no apparent reason for the frightful miasmatic odour that upon all occasions filled the edifice, and day by day got worse instead of better. Scientific men, gentlemen of the jury, were consulted with regard to this stench in the church, and various very learned theories were broached upon the subject; but no one thought of making an accurate examination of the vaults beneath the church, until Sir Richard Blunt, the well-known magistrate, privately undertook it.
"No one had been buried in any of the vaults under the church for quite some time, and honestly, there was no clear reason for the horrible, foul smell that always filled the building, and that got worse each day instead of better. Experts, gentlemen of the jury, were consulted about this odor in the church, and a number of very scholarly theories were proposed on the subject; but no one considered closely examining the vaults under the church until Sir Richard Blunt, the well-known magistrate, took it upon himself to do so."
"Gentlemen, Sir Richard Blunt found that almost every vault was full of the fresh remains of the dead. He found that into old coffins, the tenants of which had mouldered to dust, there had been thrust fresh bodies with scarcely any flesh remaining upon them, but yet sufficient to produce the stench in the church, by the effluvia arising from them, and finding its way into the pews. In one vault, too, was found the contents of which were too horrid for description; suffice it that it contained what butchers, when speaking of slaughtered animals, call the offal. The stench in St. Dunstan's Church was no longer a mystery.
"Gentlemen, Sir Richard Blunt discovered that nearly every vault was filled with the recent remains of the dead. He found that in old coffins, whose occupants had decayed to dust, new bodies had been shoved in, with barely any flesh left on them, but still enough to create a foul smell in the church, as the odor permeated the pews. In one vault, the contents were too horrific to detail; let’s just say it held what butchers refer to as offal when talking about slaughtered animals. The odor in St. Dunstan's Church was no longer a mystery."
"Well, gentlemen of the jury, Sir Richard Blunt persevered in his investigations, and found that there was an underground connection from exactly beneath the shaving shop of the prisoner at the bar, and the cellarage of a house in Bell Yard, Temple-bar, which was his property; and which was in the occupation of a female, named Lovett, who this day would have stood at the bar by the side of the prisoner, had she not, despite every vigilance used to prevent such an act, succeeded in poisoning herself, while in prison in Newgate.
"Well, gentlemen of the jury, Sir Richard Blunt continued his investigations and discovered that there was an underground link directly beneath the shaving shop of the defendant at the bar, leading to the cellar of a house he owned on Bell Yard, Temple Bar. This house was being rented by a woman named Lovett, who would have been standing next to the defendant today, if she hadn't, despite all the precautions taken to prevent it, managed to poison herself while in Newgate Prison."
"Gentlemen of the jury, it will be shown in evidence that the way the larger portion of the flesh of Todd's victims was got rid of was by converting it into meat and pork pies upon the premises of Mrs. Lovett.
"Gentlemen of the jury, it will be proved that the main way the remains of Todd's victims were disposed of was by turning them into meat and pork pies at Mrs. Lovett's place."
"Beneath Todd's shop was found a diabolical contrivance, by which he could make any one he pleased fall through the floor upon the chair they sat on to be shaved, while an empty chair, in all respects similar, took the place of the one that had been occupied by the unfortunate victim. If the unhappy man, thus betrayed in a moment of confidence, was not killed by the fall, he would, at all events, be sufficiently stunned to become an easy prey to Sweeney Todd, when he chose to go down and despatch him.
"Beneath Todd's shop was a wicked device that allowed him to make anyone he wanted fall through the floor onto the chair they were sitting on to be shaved, while a similar empty chair took the place of the one that had been occupied by the unfortunate victim. If the poor man, caught off guard in a moment of trust, wasn’t killed by the fall, he would definitely be dazed enough to become an easy target for Sweeney Todd when he decided to go down and finish him off."
"And now, gentlemen of the jury, and you, my lord, I may be told that these wholesale murders have nothing to do with the indictment, which simply charges the prisoner at the bar with the wilful murder of Francis Thornhill; but I reply that it was impossible to make apparent to the jury the mode by which Francis Thornhill came by his death, without going into these painful details. Todd's house was found crammed with property and clothing sufficient for one hundred and sixty people!"
"And now, gentlemen of the jury, and you, my lord, I might be told that these mass murders have nothing to do with the charges, which only accuse the defendant at the bar of the intentional murder of Francis Thornhill; but I respond that it was impossible to show the jury how Francis Thornhill met his end without discussing these painful details. Todd's house was found stuffed with enough property and clothing for one hundred and sixty people!"
A thrill of horror pervaded the court at this announcement.
A wave of horror swept through the court at this announcement.
"Yes, gentlemen of the jury; and among that clothing is the sleeve of a jacket, which will be sworn to as having belonged to Francis Thornhill; but we have yet more cogent evidence of the fact that Thornhill met his death at the hands of the prisoner at the bar. His hat, gentlemen, will be identified by the dog now in court. But, gentlemen, is that enough? No, the law wisely looks for the body of a murdered man; and I do not call to mind an instance of a conviction following from murder where there has not been some satisfactory identification of the remains of the murdered man. We will produce that proof. Among the skeletons found contiguous to Todd's premises, was one which will be sworn to as being that of the deceased, Mr. Thornhill. One bone of that skeleton will be produced in court, and sworn to by a surgeon who had the care of it, when once fractured on board ship, and who, from repeated examinations such a surgeon only could make, knows it well."
"Yes, gentlemen of the jury; and among that clothing is the sleeve of a jacket, which will be confirmed as belonging to Francis Thornhill; but we also have more convincing evidence that Thornhill met his death at the hands of the defendant sitting here. His hat, gentlemen, will be identified by the dog currently in court. But, gentlemen, is that enough? No, the law wisely looks for the body of a murdered man; and I can't recall a case of murder conviction that didn't include satisfactory identification of the victim's remains. We will provide that proof. Among the skeletons found near Todd's premises, was one that will be confirmed as belonging to the deceased, Mr. Thornhill. One bone from that skeleton will be presented in court, and verified by a surgeon who cared for it after it was fractured on board ship, and who, from repeated examinations that only a surgeon could make, knows it well."
This announcement on the part of the Attorney-General, produced an enormous amount of excitement in court, for many persons had come, prepossessed with the idea that the non-production of the dead body of the alleged murdered man would be a serious hitch in the prosecution.
This announcement from the Attorney-General caused a huge stir in the courtroom, as many people had shown up, convinced that the absence of the dead body of the supposed murder victim would be a significant setback for the prosecution.
Todd looked up, and in a loud clear voice he cried—
Todd looked up and shouted in a loud, clear voice—
"No! no!"
"No! No!"
"Yes," added the Attorney-General. "Yes. Gentlemen of the jury, that is all I have to say for the prosecution. The facts are as clear as light, and you will hear from the mouths of creditable witnesses the various particulars which it has been my duty on behalf of the prosecution to lay before you this day."
"Yes," the Attorney-General said. "Yes. Gentlemen of the jury, that's everything I have to present for the prosecution. The facts are as clear as day, and you'll hear from reliable witnesses the details that it has been my responsibility to present to you today."
CHAPTER CXXVIII.
TODD'S TRIAL CONTINUES, AND GOES ALL AGAINST HIM.
The Attorney-General sat down.
The Attorney General took a seat.
It was quite clear now to the most superficial observer, that the case against Todd had been just picked out for convenience sake, and was one among many. From the moment that the Attorney-General had mentioned what facts he could prove, the fate of the murderer was certain to the minds of all. They looked upon him in every respect as a doomed man.
It was obvious now to even the most casual observer that the case against Todd had been chosen just for convenience, and was one of many. From the moment the Attorney-General shared what evidence he could present, everyone was certain of the murderer's fate. They viewed him in every way as a condemned man.
Of course the remarks of the Attorney-General occupied a much greater space than we have felt that, in justice to the other portion of our story, we could give to them; but what we have presented to the reader was the essential portion of what he said.
Of course, the Attorney-General's comments took up way more space than we felt was fair to the other part of our story, but what we shared with the reader was the key part of what he said.
All eyes were turned upon Todd, to note how he took the statement for the prosecution; but there was little to be gleaned from his face. His eyes seemed to be wandering over the sea of faces in the court, as if he were in search of some one whom he was disappointed in not seeing. There was a pause of some few moments duration, and then the Attorney-General called his first witness, who was examined by the Junior Counsel for the prosecution.
All eyes were on Todd, watching how he reacted to the prosecution's statement, but there wasn't much to read on his face. His gaze appeared to drift over the crowd in the courtroom, as if he were looking for someone he was disappointed not to see. There was a brief pause, and then the Attorney-General called his first witness, who was questioned by the Junior Counsel for the prosecution.
This witness's deposition was very simple and concise.
This witness's statement was very straightforward and brief.
"I was master of the ship, Star," he said, "and arrived in the Port of London on the day named in the indictment against the prisoner at the bar. Mr. Francis Thornhill had mentioned to me and to Colonel Jeffery that he had a valuable String of Pearls to take to a young lady, named Johanna Oakley, and he left the ship with his dog, Hector, to deliver them. I never saw him again from that hour to this. I was anxious about him, and called at the barber's shop in Fleet Street, kept by the prisoner at the bar. The prisoner readily admitted that such a person had been shaved at his shop, and then had left it, but why the dog remained he could not tell. The dog named Hector was at the door of the prisoner's house. He had a hat with him. My name is Arthur Rose Fletcher, and I am forty two years of age."
"I was the captain of the ship, Star," he said, "and I arrived in the Port of London on the day mentioned in the indictment against the prisoner at the bar. Mr. Francis Thornhill had told me and Colonel Jeffery that he had a valuable string of pearls to deliver to a young lady named Johanna Oakley, and he left the ship with his dog, Hector, to give them to her. I never saw him again from that moment on. I was worried about him, so I stopped by the barber's shop on Fleet Street, run by the prisoner. The prisoner readily admitted that such a person had been shaved at his shop and then had left, but he couldn’t explain why the dog stayed behind. The dog, Hector, was at the door of the prisoner's house. He had a hat with him. My name is Arthur Rose Fletcher, and I am forty-two years old."
"Is this the hat that you saw with the dog in Fleet Street?"
"Is this the hat you saw with the dog on Fleet Street?"
The hat was produced.
The hat was made.
"Yes, that is the hat. I will swear to it."
"Yeah, that's the hat. I’ll swear to it."
"Whose hat is it, or was it?"
"Whose hat is it, or was it?"
"It belonged to Mr. Thornhill, who wore it on the day he left the ship to go into the city with the String of Pearls."
"It belonged to Mr. Thornhill, who wore it on the day he left the ship to go into the city with the String of Pearls."
"That is all then, Mr. Fletcher, that we need trouble you with at present."
"That’s everything for now, Mr. Fletcher, that we need to bother you about."
The judge now interposed; and in a mild voice addressing Todd, he said—
The judge spoke up and, in a gentle tone, addressed Todd, saying—
"It is not too late for you to consent to the appointment of counsel to watch your case. I dare say some gentleman of the bar will volunteer to do so."
"It’s not too late for you to agree to have a lawyer appointed to oversee your case. I’m sure some attorney would be willing to help."
"With the prisoner's consent," said a counsel, who was sitting at the table below the judge, "I will attend to the case."
"With the prisoner's consent," said a lawyer, who was sitting at the table below the judge, "I will handle the case."
"Be it so," said Todd, gloomily.
"Fine," said Todd, in a gloomy tone.
Upon this the counsel rose, and addressing the captain of the ship, who had not yet left the witness-box, he said to him—
Upon this, the counsel stood up and, addressing the captain of the ship, who hadn’t left the witness box yet, said to him—
"Mr. Fletcher, how is it that you can so positively identify this hat of the alleged murdered Mr. Thornhill, after such a space of time?"
"Mr. Fletcher, how can you confidently identify this hat as belonging to the supposedly murdered Mr. Thornhill after such a long time?"
"By a remarkable flaw in the rim of it, sir. An accident occurred on board the ship, by which Mr. Thornhill's hat was burnt, and this is the same hat. When he left the ship we joked him about it, and he said that perhaps he would buy a new one in the City."
"By a surprising flaw in the rim, sir. An accident happened on the ship that burned Mr. Thornhill's hat, and this is that same hat. When he left the ship, we teased him about it, and he said he might buy a new one in the City."
"Indeed. Then he might have sold this one."
"Yeah, he could have sold this one."
"He might, certainly."
"He might, for sure."
"And so the dog seeing it left at some place where it was sold or given away, and not comprehending such transaction, might have taken possession of it."
"And so the dog, seeing it left somewhere to be sold or given away, and not understanding what was happening, might have taken it for itself."
"Of that I can say nothing."
"There's nothing I can say about that."
"Very well, Mr. Fletcher. I don't think I need trouble you any further. This affair of the hat seems to fall to the ground most completely."
"Alright, Mr. Fletcher. I don't think I need to bother you anymore. This whole hat situation seems to be a total bust."
The Attorney-General did not say a word aloud, but he whispered something to the junior, who nodded in reply. The next witness called, was John Figgs, the groom at the coach office, who had rescued Hector from Todd's malevolence. His testimony was as follows:—
The Attorney-General didn't say anything out loud, but he quietly whispered something to the junior, who nodded in response. The next witness called was John Figgs, the groom at the coach office, who had saved Hector from Todd's malice. His testimony was as follows:—
"I saw a crowd of people round the door of Todd's shop, and I went over to see what it was all about. The dog as I calls Pison, but as everybody else calls Hector, was trying to get into the shop. Some one opened the door, and then he came out with a hat in his mouth, after rummaging all over the shop and upsetting no end of things. I tried to coax him away, but he would not come by no means. At last, the next day I found him very bad, and that he had been pisoned, and so I calls him Pison, and took him to the stables and got him over it."
"I saw a crowd of people around the door of Todd's shop, so I went over to see what was happening. The dog I call Pison, but everyone else calls Hector, was trying to get into the shop. Someone opened the door, and then he came out with a hat in his mouth, having rummaged through everything and knocked over a lot of stuff. I tried to coax him away, but there was no way he would come. Finally, the next day I found him in really bad shape and that he had been poisoned, so I call him Pison, and I took him to the stables and helped him recover."
"What is it he says he calls the dog?" asked the judge, with a very perplexed look.
"What does he say he calls the dog?" asked the judge, looking very confused.
"Pison, my lord."
"Pison, my lord."
"But what is Pison?"
"But what is Pison?"
"He means Poison."
"He means toxic."
"Oh, is that it; then why don't he say Poison? It's very absurd for anybody to say Pison, when they mean Poison all the while."
"Oh, is that it? Then why doesn't he just say Poison? It's really ridiculous for anyone to say Pison when they mean Poison the whole time."
"It's all the same," said the groom. "Pison is my way, and the t'other is yourn, that's all!"
"It's all the same," said the groom. "My way is Pison, and yours is the other, that's it!"
"What became of the hat?" asked the junior counsel for the prosecution.
"What happened to the hat?" asked the junior lawyer for the prosecution.
"I don't know. When I found the dog, in a wery bad state indeed, it was gone."
"I don't know. When I found the dog, in a really bad state, it was gone."
"Now, John Figgs," said Todd's counsel, "could you identify that hat again among five hundred hats like it?"
"Now, John Figgs," said Todd's lawyer, "could you pick out that hat again from five hundred similar ones?"
"Five hundred?"
"500?"
"Yes, or a thousand."
"Yes, or a million."
"Well, I should say not. It wouldn't be an easy matter to do that, I take it. I could tell you a particular horse among any lot, but I ain't so well known in the way of hats."
"Well, I really shouldn't say that. It wouldn't be an easy thing to do, I suppose. I could point out a specific horse in any group, but I’m not that familiar with hats."
"Is this the hat? Can you deliberately swear that this is the hat in question?"
"Is this the hat? Can you honestly swear that this is the hat we're talking about?"
"I shouldn't like to swear it."
"I wouldn't want to swear to it."
"Very well, that will do."
"Sounds good, that works."
John Figgs was permitted to go down upon this, and it was quite evident that some faint hope was beginning to quicken in the eye of Sweeney Todd, as he found that his self-appointed counsel began to make so light of the evidence of the hat. For the moment he quite forgot what proofs were still to come to fix the deed of murder upon him.
John Figgs was allowed to go on with this, and it was clear that some glimmer of hope was starting to show in Sweeney Todd's eyes as he noticed his self-appointed lawyer starting to dismiss the evidence of the hat. For a moment, he completely forgot what other evidence was still to come that would prove he committed the murder.
Colonel Jeffery was now called. He deposed clearly and distinctly as follows:—
Colonel Jeffery was called to testify. He stated clearly and distinctly as follows:—
"I knew Mr. Thornhill, and much regretted his loss. In company with Mr. Fletcher I went to Todd's shop to make some inquiry about him, to the effect that he had been shaved there, and had then left. I did not feel satisfied, and when Mr. Fletcher was found to be in London, I got the assistance of a friend of mine, named Rathbone, and together we prosecuted what inquiries we could. I picked up a hat from Todd's passage, and after putting myself into communication with Sir Richard Blunt, I delivered the hat to him. I have been in constant communication with Sir Richard Blunt upon the subject of this inquiry for a long time. We found that the prisoner at the bar had a sort of apprentice or errand boy in his shop, named Tobias Ragg, and we endeavoured to get some disclosures from that boy, when he suddenly disappeared. I found him again on a doorstep in the City, and he has made certain disclosures which he will repeat in evidence to the court to-day. On the 4th of last month I accompanied Sir Richard Blunt to a cellar beneath Todd's shop, and he showed me a contrivance in the roof by which any one could be let down. We took workmen with us and made certain alterations. I afterwards accompanied Doctor Steers of the ship Star to the vaults of St. Dunstan's, and I saw Doctor Steers take a bone from there."
I knew Mr. Thornhill and really regretted his loss. Along with Mr. Fletcher, I went to Todd's shop to ask about him, since he had been shaved there and then left. I wasn't satisfied with the answers, so when Mr. Fletcher was back in London, I got help from a friend of mine named Rathbone, and we looked into the matter further. I found a hat in Todd's passage, and after getting in touch with Sir Richard Blunt, I handed the hat over to him. I've been in regular contact with Sir Richard Blunt about this investigation for quite some time. We discovered that the person on trial had an apprentice or errand boy in his shop named Tobias Ragg, and we tried to get some information from him, but then he suddenly went missing. I eventually found him again on a doorstep in the City, and he has some information he will share in court today. On the 4th of last month, I accompanied Sir Richard Blunt to a cellar beneath Todd's shop, where he showed me a setup in the roof that could be used to lower someone down. We brought in some workers and made a few changes. Later, I went with Doctor Steers from the ship Star to the vaults of St. Dunstan's, and I saw Doctor Steers remove a bone from there.
"Pray look at that hat, Colonel Jeffery. Is it the same you found at Todd's door?"
"Please take a look at that hat, Colonel Jeffery. Is it the same one you found at Todd's door?"
"It is."
"It is."
"Did you mark the bone that Doctor Steers took from the vaults of St. Dunstan's?"
"Did you see the bone that Doctor Steers brought up from the vaults of St. Dunstan's?"
"I did, and I may state to save trouble, that I placed upon the hat a private mark by which I am enabled to swear to it."
"I did, and to keep things simple, I put a personal mark on the hat that allows me to identify it for sure."
Todd's counsel rose, and in a very respectful voice, he said—
Todd's lawyer stood up and said in a very respectful tone—
"Did you ever see this String of Pearls, about which so much fuss is made, colonel?"
"Have you ever seen this String of Pearls that everyone is talking about, colonel?"
"Yes; Mr. Thornhill showed it to me."
"Yeah, Mr. Thornhill showed it to me."
"Oh. Do you know a young lady named Johanna Oakley?"
"Oh. Do you know a young woman named Johanna Oakley?"
"I had that pleasure."
"I enjoyed that."
"You had? Have you not now?"
"You did? Don't you anymore?"
"I have the honour of her acquaintance since her marriage; she is now Mrs. Ingestrie."
"I have the honor of knowing her since she got married; she is now Mrs. Ingestrie."
The counsel seemed to be a little staggered by this answer, but after a moment or two, he resumed saying—
The lawyer appeared to be a bit surprised by this answer, but after a moment or two, he continued speaking—
"Do you know a young lady named Arabella Wilmot?"
"Do you know a young woman named Arabella Wilmot?"
"I did."
"I did."
"What, colonel, did again? Is she married?"
"What happened, colonel? Is she married?"
"Yes; that young lady is now Mrs. Jeffery, my wife."
"Yes, that young lady is now Mrs. Jeffery, my wife."
The counsel had evidently intended to make some point against the colonel's evidence, which was completely destroyed by the fact of the two marriages. But he resumed the attack by changing his ground.
The lawyer clearly meant to challenge the colonel's testimony, which was entirely undermined by the existence of the two marriages. However, he shifted his strategy and continued the attack.
"Colonel," he said, "do you know a boy named Tobias Ragg?"
"Colonel," he said, "do you know a kid named Tobias Ragg?"
"I do. He is a resident in my house."
"I do. He lives in my house."
"Will you take upon your self to swear that that boy, or lad, or whatever he may be called, is in his right senses?"
"Will you take it upon yourself to swear that the boy, or young man, or whatever he’s called, is in his right mind?"
"I will."
"Sure thing."
"Will you swear that he was never confined in a lunatic asylum, from which he made his escape raving mad, and that since then you have not kept him to listen to his wild conjectures and dreamy charges against the prisoner at the bar?"
"Will you swear that he was never locked up in a mental institution, from which he escaped completely insane, and that since then you haven't kept him around to hear his crazy theories and vague accusations against the person on trial?"
"I will swear that he is not mad, and—"
"I swear he’s not crazy, and—"
"Come, sir, I want an answer, yes or no."
"Come on, sir, I need an answer, yes or no."
"Then you will not get one. Your question involves three or four propositions, some of which may be answered in the negative, and some in the affirmative; so how can you get a reply of yes or no?"
"Then you won't get one. Your question includes three or four statements, some of which can be answered with a no and some with a yes; so how can you expect a simple yes or no answer?"
"Come—come, sir. Remember where you are. We want no roundabout speeches here, but direct answers."
"Come on, sir. Remember where you are. We don't want any long-winded speeches here, just straight answers."
"It is impossible to give a direct answer to such a speech as you made. Nothing but ignorance or trickery could induce you to ask such a thing."
"It's impossible to give a straightforward answer to the speech you just made. Only ignorance or deception could lead you to ask something like that."
"We cannot allow such language here, sir. I call upon the court for its protection against the insolence of this witness."
"We can't allow that kind of language here, sir. I ask the court to protect us from the disrespect of this witness."
"The court does not think proper to interfere," said the judge, quietly.
"The court doesn’t see fit to interfere," said the judge calmly.
"Oh, very well. Then I am done."
"Oh, fine. I'm done then."
"But I am not," said the colonel. "I can inform you, and all whom it may concern, that the proprietor of the lunatic asylum, in which the boy, Ragg, was so unjustly confined, is now in Newgate, awaiting his trial for that and other offences, and that I have succeeded in completely breaking up the establishment."
"But I'm not," said the colonel. "I can let you and anyone else who needs to know that the owner of the mental hospital where the boy, Ragg, was wrongly locked up is now in Newgate, waiting for his trial for that and other crimes, and that I’ve successfully shut down the whole operation."
The counsel did not think proper to say anything more to the colonel, who was permitted, after firing this last shot at the enemy, to quit the witness-box.
The lawyer didn’t feel it was right to say anything else to the colonel, who was allowed to leave the witness stand after taking this last shot at the enemy.
Sir Richard Blunt was the next witness called, and as his evidence was expected to be very important indeed, all attention was paid to it.
Sir Richard Blunt was the next witness called, and since his testimony was expected to be very important, everyone focused intently on it.
There was that buzz of expectation throughout the court, which is always to be heard upon such occasions, when anything very important is about to take place, and every one shifted his place, in order the more correctly to hear what was going on.
There was a hum of anticipation throughout the court, which you can always feel on occasions like this, when something significant is about to happen, and everyone adjusted their positions to better hear what was unfolding.
The Attorney-General himself arose to pursue the examination of Sir Richard Blunt.
The Attorney-General himself stood up to continue the questioning of Sir Richard Blunt.
It was evident that the appearance of this witness roused Sweeney Todd more than anything else had done since the commencement of the proceedings. His eye lighted up, and setting his teeth hard, he prepared himself, with his left hand up to his ear, to catch every word that should fall from the lips of the man who had been his great enemy, and who had wound around him the web in which he had been caught at last.
It was clear that the sight of this witness affected Sweeney Todd more than anything else had since the beginning of the trial. His eyes sparkled, and clenching his teeth, he got ready, with his left hand to his ear, to catch every word that came from the man who had been his greatest enemy and who had tangled him in the web that led to his downfall.
The appearance of Sir Richard Blunt was very attractive. There was always about him an air of great candour, and the expression of his features denoted generosity and boldness in a most astonishing degree.
The way Sir Richard Blunt looked was very appealing. He always had an aura of openness, and the look on his face showed remarkable generosity and confidence.
CHAPTER CXXIX.
THE TRIAL OF SWEENEY TODD CONTINUED.
The peculiar circumstances under which Sir Richard Blunt had found out all the villany of Todd, and overtook him and Mrs. Lovett in the midst of their iniquities, were well-known to the people assembled in the court, and some slight manifestations of applause greeted him as he stood up in the witness-box.
The unusual way Sir Richard Blunt discovered all of Todd's wrongdoing and caught him and Mrs. Lovett in the middle of their misdeeds was well-known to the crowd gathered in the courtroom, and a few small claps greeted him as he stood up in the witness box.
This exhibition of feeling was not noticed by the court, and the Attorney-General at once began his examination in chief.
This display of emotion went unnoticed by the court, and the Attorney General immediately started his main questioning.
"Sir Richard," he said, "will you have the kindness to put into the form of a narration, what you have to say concerning the charge upon which the prisoner at the bar is arraigned?"
"Sir Richard," he said, "could you please put into words what you need to say regarding the accusation against the prisoner at the bar?"
"I will do so," replied Sir Richard, and then after a moment's pause, during which you might have heard a pin drop in the court, so intense was the stillness, the magistrate gave his important testimony against the now trembling wretch at the bar of that solemn court.
"I'll do that," replied Sir Richard, and then after a brief pause, when you could have heard a pin drop in the courtroom due to the intense silence, the magistrate provided his crucial testimony against the now trembling defendant at the bar of that serious court.
"A considerable time ago," he said, "my attention was drawn to the circumstance that a number of persons had disappeared, who were residents about the neighbourhood of Fleet Street, and its vicinity. Such disappearances were totally and perfectly unaccountable. Not a trace could be found of very many respectable men, who had left their houses upon various objects, and never returned to them.
"A while back," he said, "I noticed that several people who lived around Fleet Street and the nearby area had gone missing. These disappearances were completely and utterly mysterious. There was no evidence found of many respectable men who had left their homes for various reasons and never came back."
"The most striking peculiarity of this affair was, that the men who disappeared were for the most part great substantial citizens, who were far from likely to have yielded to any of those temptations that at times bring the young and the heedless in this great City into fearful dangers.
"The most striking oddity of this situation was that the men who went missing were mostly solid, respected citizens, who were unlikely to have succumbed to any of those temptations that sometimes lead the young and reckless in this large city into serious danger."
"I saw the Secretary of State upon the subject; and it was agreed that I was to have a carte blanche, as regarded expenses, and that I was to give nearly the whole of my time and attention to the unravelling of the mystery. It was then, that after my careful inquiry I found that out of thirteen disappearances no less than ten had declared their intention to be to get shaved, or their hair dressed, or to go through some process which required them to visit a barber. I then, personally, called at all the barber's shops in the neighbourhood, but never alone. To this fact of having some one waiting for me in the shop, I no doubt owe my life, for I have been eight times shaved and dressed by the prisoner at the bar."
"I spoke with the Secretary of State about the matter, and we agreed that I would have a blank check for expenses and that I would dedicate most of my time and effort to solving the mystery. It was then that, after my thorough investigation, I discovered that out of thirteen disappearances, at least ten of them had mentioned they were going to get a shave, have their hair done, or undergo some treatment that required a visit to a barber. I then personally visited all the barbershops in the area, but I never went alone. I owe my life to the fact that I had someone waiting for me in the shop, as I've been shaved and groomed by the defendant eight times."
Todd uttered a deep groan, and looked at Sir Richard as though he would have said—
Todd let out a deep groan and looked at Sir Richard as if he wanted to say—
"Oh, that I had you the ninth time so much at my mercy!"
"Oh, if only I had you at my mercy for the ninth time!"
There was quite a sensation, and a shudder through the court, as Sir Richard then stated how many times he had run the fearful risk of death at the hands of such a man as Todd; and then Sir Richard went on with his narration, which deeply and powerfully interested the judge, counsel, jury, and spectators.
There was quite a stir and a chill in the courtroom as Sir Richard explained how many times he had faced the terrifying risk of death at the hands of a man like Todd. He then continued with his story, which captivated the judge, lawyers, jury, and audience.
"I did not find anything suspicious in the shop itself of the prisoner at the bar; although each of these times that I was within it, I looked at it narrowly; but I did find that he always made an effort to get the person who was with me to leave the shop upon some pretext or another, which, of course, never succeeded; and then without, in the least, appearing vexed at the failure, he would go on with his shaving in the coolest possible manner.
"I didn't notice anything suspicious in the shop of the prisoner at the bar; even though each time I was there, I examined it closely. However, I did find that he always tried to get the person with me to leave the shop for one reason or another, which, of course, never worked. Then, without seeming the least bit annoyed by the failure, he would continue shaving as if nothing was wrong."
"This, however, was only suspicion, and I could take no advantage of it, unless something else developed itself likewise; but that was not long in happening. My attention was directed to the peculiar odour in St. Dunstan's Church, and from the moment that it was so, I in my own mind connected it with Sweeney Todd, and the disappearances of the persons who had so unaccountably been lost in the immediate neighbourhood of Fleet Street. In the midst of all this then, I had a formal application made to me concerning the disappearance of Mr. Francis Thornhill, who had been clearly traced to the shop of the prisoner at the bar, and never seen by any one to leave it.
"This, however, was just a suspicion, and I couldn't do anything with it unless something else came up as well; but that didn't take long to happen. My attention was drawn to the strange smell in St. Dunstan's Church, and from the moment I noticed it, I connected it in my mind to Sweeney Todd and the people who had mysteriously disappeared in the area around Fleet Street. Amid all this, I received a formal request regarding the disappearance of Mr. Francis Thornhill, who had been clearly traced to the prisoner’s shop and had never been seen leaving it."
"From that moment I felt that it was in the prisoner's shop that the parties disappeared, but the means by which they were murdered remained a profound mystery, and I felt, that unless these means could be very distinctly proved, a conviction would be difficult. I instituted a careful search of the vaults beneath St. Dunstan's Church, and I found a secret passage communicating with the cellar of the pie shop in Bell Yard, and afterwards I found a similar passage communicating with the cellar under the prisoner's shop.
"From that moment, I realized that the parties vanished in the prisoner's shop, but the way they were killed remained a deep mystery. I felt that unless we could clearly prove how it happened, getting a conviction would be tough. I started a thorough search of the vaults beneath St. Dunstan's Church, and I discovered a secret passage leading to the cellar of the pie shop in Bell Yard. Later, I found a similar passage linking to the cellar under the prisoner's shop."
"Upon reaching the latter cellar, the first object that presented itself to me was, a chair fixed to the roof by its legs. That chair I at once recognised as identically like the one in the shop, in which I had so frequently sat, and in a moment the whole truth burst upon me. The plank upon which the shaving chair rested, turned upon a centre, and could be so made to turn by a simple contrivance above, so that any unfortunate person could be let down in a moment, and the vacant or supplementary chair would come up and take the place of the one that had been above.
When I got to the second cellar, the first thing I saw was a chair attached to the ceiling by its legs. I immediately recognized it as exactly like the one in the shop where I had sat so many times, and in an instant, the whole truth hit me. The plank that the shaving chair sat on could rotate around a center, activated by a simple mechanism above, so that any unfortunate person could be lowered down instantly, and the empty or additional chair would rise to take the place of the one that had been above.
"Prosecuting my researches, I found the skeleton of many persons in the vaults, and much putrid flesh, which fully accounted for the odour in St. Dunstan's Church. I found likewise that no meat from any butcher or salesman ever found its way to the pie-shop in Bell Yard. So upon research actuated by that fact, I found that the supply of flesh was human, and that was the way the prisoner at the bar got rid of a great portion of his victims.
"While continuing my research, I discovered the skeletons of several people in the vaults, along with a lot of decaying flesh, which explained the smell in St. Dunstan's Church. I also found that no meat from any butcher or vendor ever made its way to the pie shop in Bell Yard. So, after investigating this fact, I realized that the source of the flesh was human, and that’s how the defendant managed to dispose of a significant number of his victims."
"Measures were taken to prevent any more murders, by some persons in my pay always following any one into the shop; and then, when the evidence was all ready by the finding and identification of Mr. Francis Thornhill's leg bone, I took measures to apprehend the prisoner at the bar. I shall, of course, be happy to answer any questions that may be asked of me."
"Steps were taken to stop any further murders, with some people I hired always watching anyone who entered the shop; and then, once the evidence was prepared with the discovery and identification of Mr. Francis Thornhill's leg bone, I took action to capture the defendant. I’m more than willing to answer any questions that may come up."
The Attorney-General then spoke, saying—
The Attorney-General then said—
"Have you found out by what means the shaving-chair in the shop of the prisoner was prevented from falling at the moment any one sat in it?"
"Have you figured out how the shaving chair in the prisoner's shop was kept from tipping over when someone sat in it?"
"Yes. By a simple piece of mechanism which communicated with the parlour, he could release the swinging board or keep it firm at his pleasure. I have had a model of the whole of the apparatus and building, which will be laid before the jury. It is here in the hands of an officer."
"Yes. With a simple mechanism that connected to the living room, he could either release the swinging board or hold it steady as he wished. I have a model of the entire apparatus and building that will be presented to the jury. It is currently in the possession of an officer."
"Here you is," said Crotchet, coming forward with a large parcel in his hands, which, upon being taken from its case, was found to be an accurate representation of Todd's house, with the diabolical contrivances he had got together for the purpose of murder.
"Here you are," said Crotchet, stepping forward with a large package in his hands, which, when taken out of its case, turned out to be a precise depiction of Todd's house, complete with the evil tools he had gathered for the purpose of killing.
The model was handed to the jury, and excited immense and well deserved commendation.
The model was given to the jury, and it received a lot of well-deserved praise.
"I have no further questions to ask of you, Sir Richard," said the Attorney-General; "but I am sure the court and jury cannot but feel much indebted to you for the very lucid manner in which you have given your evidence."
"I don't have any more questions for you, Sir Richard," said the Attorney-General; "but I'm sure the court and jury appreciate the clear way you presented your evidence."
"One moment, Sir Richard, if you please," said Todd's counsel as the magistrate was about to leave the witness box. "I will not detain you for long."
"One moment, Sir Richard, if you don’t mind," said Todd's lawyer as the magistrate was about to leave the witness stand. "I won’t take up much of your time."
"I am quite at your service, sir," said Sir Richard Blunt.
"I’m totally at your service, sir," said Sir Richard Blunt.
"How was it then that after you felt convinced of the guilt of the prisoner at the bar, as you state that you were, although I think upon very insufficient grounds, that you did not at once arrest him? Does it not seem very strange that you permitted him for some weeks to go on just as usual?"
"How is it that after you were so sure of the prisoner's guilt, as you say, even though I think your reasons were very weak, you didn't arrest him right away? Doesn't it seem strange that you let him go about his life for weeks as if nothing was wrong?"
"I did not permit him to go on just as usual. I took every precaution to prevent him from adding to the list of his offences. It is well known that a person in my situation must not act upon his own convictions of the guilt of any party. It was absolutely necessary that I should be able to bring satisfactory proof before a jury of the guilt of the prisoner at the bar, and it would have been quite premature to arrest him until I had that proof."
"I didn't let him continue as if nothing was wrong. I took every precaution to stop him from adding to his list of offenses. It's well known that someone in my position can't act solely on their own beliefs about someone's guilt. It was essential for me to present solid evidence to a jury that proved the defendant's guilt, and it would have been too soon to arrest him before I had that evidence."
"And pray, Sir Richard, when did you consider you had that proof?"
"And please, Sir Richard, when did you think you had that proof?"
"When the surgeon was able to swear to a portion of the remains of Mr. Francis Thornhill."
"When the surgeon could confirm part of Mr. Francis Thornhill's remains."
"Oh, then I am to understand that you rest the case for the prosecution upon a bone?"
"Oh, so I’m supposed to believe that you’re basing the case for the prosecution on a bone?"
"I do not prosecute."
"I'm not prosecuting."
"But you took the prisoner into custody, sir; and am I to believe that you did so solely on account of the finding a bone in some of the vaults of St. Dunstan's?"
"But you arrested the prisoner, sir; and should I believe you did it just because a bone was found in some of the vaults of St. Dunstan's?"
"You can conclude so."
"You can decide that."
"Oh, I can conclude so? Very well then. Gentleman of the jury, it appears that the whole case against the prisoner at the bar, my worthy and exemplary client, rests upon a bone. That will do, Sir Richard; we will not trouble you any further. Perhaps the court will stop the case, as it only rests upon a bone."
"Oh, I can wrap things up like that? Alright then. Gentlemen of the jury, it seems that the entire case against the defendant sitting here, my honorable and outstanding client, is based on just a bone. That’s enough, Sir Richard; we won’t take up any more of your time. Maybe the court should dismiss the case since it only relies on a bone."
"Not exactly," said the judge.
"Not quite," said the judge.
The next witness was the surgeon, and his evidence was listened to with great attention. He said—
The next witness was the surgeon, and everyone listened to his testimony very carefully. He said—
"I was in the vaults of St. Dunstan's church, and I looked over a great quantity of osteological remains. Among those remains I found a male femur."
"I was in the vaults of St. Dunstan's church, and I looked over a large amount of bone remains. Among those remains, I found a male femur."
"A what, sir?" said Todd's counsel.
"A what, sir?" Todd's lawyer said.
"It would be better," said the judge, mildly, "if the witness would be so good as to give the vulgar names to what he may have to speak of, as the jury may well be excused for not being in possession of anatomical and scientific nomenclature."
"It would be better," said the judge, gently, "if the witness could kindly use common names for what he may discuss, as the jury can be understandably unaware of anatomical and scientific terminology."
"I will endeavour to do so," said the surgeon. "I beg to assure the court, that it was from no feeling of pedantry that I used the scientific terms; but they are so common professionally, that they are used without thinking that they are other than the terms in common use."
"I'll make an effort to do that," said the surgeon. "I want to assure the court that I didn’t use the technical terms out of any sense of snobbery; they’re so commonly used in our profession that I forget they’re not just everyday language."
"That is just the way I view it," said the judge, "and the court had not the least idea of anything else. Pray go on, sir, with your evidence."
"That's just how I see it," said the judge, "and the court had no idea of anything else. Please continue, sir, with your testimony."
"I found, then, a large quantity of human bones," said the surgeon, "in the vaults of St. Dunstan's, and among them a male thigh-bone, which I have with me."
"I found a large number of human bones," said the surgeon, "in the vaults of St. Dunstan's, and among them is a male thigh bone that I have with me."
Here he produced from his great-coat pocket the bone he spoke of, wrapped up in paper, and deliberately untying the string which bound the paper to it, he handed it to the jury. One of that body, more bold than the rest, took it, but several of the jurymen shrunk from it.
Here, he pulled out the bone he mentioned from his coat pocket, wrapped in paper, and, carefully untying the string holding the paper, he passed it to the jury. One juror, bolder than the others, took it, but several jurors recoiled from it.
"Now, sir," said the Attorney-General, "can you upon your oath, without the slightest reservation, take upon yourself to say whose thigh-bone this was?"
"Now, sir," said the Attorney-General, "can you under oath, without any hesitation, confidently say whose thigh bone this is?"
"I can. It was the thigh-bone of Mr. Francis Thornhill."
"I can. It was the thigh bone of Mr. Francis Thornhill."
"Will you state to the court and jury, the grounds upon which you arrive at that conclusion?"
"Will you tell the court and jury the reasons you reached that conclusion?"
"I will, sir. Mr. Thornhill met with an accident of a tedious and painful nature. The external condyle or projection on the outer end of the thigh-bone, which makes part of the knee joint, was broken off, and there was a diagonal fracture about three inches higher up upon the bone. I had the sole care of the case, and although a cure was effected, it was not without considerable distortion of the bone, and general disarrangement of the parts adjacent. From my frequent examination I was perfectly well acquainted with the case, and I can swear that the bone in the hands of the jury was the one so broken, and to which I attended."
"I will, sir. Mr. Thornhill had a serious and painful accident. The outer condyle, which is the bump at the end of the thigh bone that forms part of the knee joint, was broken off, and there was also a diagonal fracture about three inches higher on the bone. I was solely responsible for the case, and even though he healed, there was significant distortion of the bone and overall misalignment of the surrounding areas. From my regular examinations, I was very familiar with the case, and I can confirm that the bone shown to the jury was the exact one that was broken and that I treated."
"Very well, sir; that is all I wish to trouble you with."
"Alright, sir; that's all I want to bother you with."
The Attorney-General sat down, but Todd's counsel rose, and said—
The Attorney-General took a seat, but Todd's lawyer stood up and said—
"Did you ever have a similar case to that of Mr. Thornhill's under your treatment?"
"Have you ever dealt with a case like Mr. Thornhill's in your practice?"
"Never a precisely similar one."
"Never exactly the same one."
"But you have heard of such cases?"
"But you have heard of cases like that?"
"Certainly."
"Sure."
"They are sufficiently common, not to be positively rare and curious in the profession?"
"They are common enough not to be considered rare and unusual in the profession?"
"They are not common, but still they do occur sufficiently often to lose the character of rarity."
"They're not common, but they happen often enough that they're no longer considered rare."
"Of course. You have no other means of identifying the bone, but by its having been fractured in the way you describe?"
"Of course. You don't have any other way to identify the bone besides it being fractured like you described?"
"Certainly not."
"No way."
"Then, it may be the thigh-bone of any one who has suffered a similar injury."
"Then, it could be the thigh bone of anyone who has experienced a similar injury."
With this remark, the counsel sat down, and the surgeon was permitted to retire. The bone was laid upon the counsel's table, and there it reposed a sad memento of poor Thornhill, and a mute but eloquent piece of evidence against the prisoner at the bar. Todd, however, did not seem to be at all moved at the sight of the relict of the murdered victim. Probably he had for too long a time been intimate with the remains of mortality, during the frightful trade he had carried on, for such a circumstance to touch him in any perceptible way.
With this comment, the lawyer sat down, and the surgeon was allowed to leave. The bone was placed on the lawyer's table, where it sadly served as a reminder of poor Thornhill and as a silent but powerful piece of evidence against the defendant at the bar. Todd, however, didn’t seem to be affected at all by the sight of the remains of the murdered victim. He had probably been too familiar with death, due to the horrifying work he had been involved in, for such a situation to impact him in any noticeable way.
The next witness called, was another medical man, who merely corroborated the ship's-surgeon, as to the fact of the bone produced having been fractured in the way described.
The next witness called was another doctor, who simply confirmed what the ship's surgeon said about the bone that was shown having been fractured in the way described.
CHAPTER CXXX.
TODD ENTERTAINS SOME HOPES OF AN ACQUITTAL.
The next witness was the sexton of St. Dunstan's.
The next witness was the caretaker of St. Dunstan's.
"Will you state to the jury, when the last entombment took place in the vaults of St. Dunstan's?" was the question asked of him.
"Can you tell the jury when the last burial happened in the vaults of St. Dunstan's?" was the question posed to him.
"On the 30th. of January, five years ago," he replied, "a gentleman named Shaw, from Chancery Lane, was placed in a vault, but no one since then. The vaults were considered offensive to the living, and was not used."
"On the 30th. of January, five years ago," he replied, "a man named Shaw, from Chancery Lane, was put in a vault, but no one has been since then. The vaults were seen as unpleasant to the living and were not used."
"Let the medical men be called again," said the Attorney-General.
"Let the doctors be called again," said the Attorney-General.
They were so called; and the question put to them was, as to the age of the bone produced in court. They both swore that it could not have been six months in its present condition. It had all the aspect of a fresh bone, and they entertained no sort of doubt upon the subject, but that the flesh had been roughly taken off it, and then the slight remainder had rapidly dried and decayed.
They were called to testify, and the question asked was about how old the bone presented in court was. They both swore that it couldn't have been in its current state for more than six months. It looked like a fresh bone, and they had no doubt that the flesh had been roughly removed, and then what was left had quickly dried out and decayed.
This, then, was the case for the prosecution, and it will be seen that the evidence or confession of Mrs. Lovett was not at all made use of or attended to, so that even in her dying hope of doing vast injury to Todd, she failed. The case was considered to be good enough without such testimony, and the lawyers, too, were of opinion that it would not be received by the judge, even if tendered, under all the circumstances.
This was the prosecution's case, and it’s clear that Mrs. Lovett's evidence or confession wasn’t used or acknowledged at all, so even in her last hope of causing significant harm to Todd, she failed. The case was deemed strong enough without that testimony, and the lawyers also believed that the judge wouldn’t accept it, even if it were offered, given the circumstances.
The Attorney-General rose again, and said—
The Attorney General stood up again and said—
"That is the case, my lord, and gentlemen of the jury, for the prosecution; and we leave it in your hands to deal with as you shall think fit."
"That's the situation, my lord, and members of the jury, for the prosecution; and we leave it to you to handle it as you see fit."
Todd's counsel now rose to commence the speech for the defence, and he spoke rather ingeniously, as follows—
Todd's lawyer stood up to start the defense speech, and he spoke quite cleverly, saying this—
"My lord, and gentlemen of the jury—
"My lord, and gentlemen of the jury—
"I have, upon the part of my client, the prisoner at the bar, most seriously to complain of the vast amount of extraneous matter that has been mixed up with this case. To one grain of wheat, we have had whole bushels of chaff; and gentlemen have been brought here surely to amuse the court with long-winded romances.
"I have to complain on behalf of my client, the prisoner at the bar, about the huge amount of irrelevant information that has been mixed in with this case. For every grain of wheat, we’ve had whole bushels of chaff; and gentlemen have been brought here just to entertain the court with their long-winded stories."
"Gentlemen, the prisoner at the bar is clearly and distinctly charged with the murder of one Francis Thornhill, and instead of any evidence, near or remote, fixing that deed upon him, we have nothing but long stories about vaults, and bad odours in churches, and moveable floor-boards, and chairs standing on their heads, and vaults, and secret passages, and pork pies! Really, gentlemen of the jury, I do think that the manner in which this prosecution has been got up against my virtuous and pious client, is an outrage to your common-sense."
" gentlemen, the defendant sitting here is clearly charged with the murder of Francis Thornhill, and instead of any evidence, close or far, linking him to that act, we have nothing but lengthy tales about vaults, unpleasant smells in churches, loose floorboards, chairs turned upside down, more vaults, secret passages, and pork pies! Honestly, members of the jury, I truly believe that the way this prosecution has been constructed against my innocent and righteous client is an affront to your common sense."
Todd rather looked up at this. It was something to hear even an Old Bailey counsel call him virtuous and pious; and a gleam of hope shot across his heart that things might not be quite so hard with him after all.
Todd looked up at this. It was something to hear even an Old Bailey lawyer call him virtuous and pious; and a spark of hope shot through his heart that things might not be quite so tough for him after all.
"This, gentlemen of the jury," continued the counsel, "is an attempt, I must say, to take the life of a man from a variety of circumstances external to the real charge to which he is called upon here to plead. Let us examine the sort of evidence upon which it has been thought proper to put a fellow-creature to this bar upon a charge affecting his life.
"This, gentlemen of the jury," continued the lawyer, "is an attempt, I must say, to take a man's life based on a variety of factors unrelated to the actual charge he is here to respond to. Let's take a look at the kind of evidence that has been deemed acceptable to bring a fellow human being to this court facing a charge that could affect his life."
"In the first place, we are told that a number of very respectable men went out from their various respectable houses, and never went back again. Pray, what has that to do with the death of one Francis Thornhill? Then we are told that the respectable men went to get shaved; and then that Sir Richard Blunt had a shave no less than eight times at the prisoner's shop, and yet here he is quite alive and well to give his evidence here to-day, and no one will say that Sir Richard Blunt is not a respectable man. Then we have a bad smell in the church of St. Dunstan's. Really, gentlemen of the jury, you might as well say that the prisoner at the bar committed felony, because this court was not well ventilated.
"First of all, we’re told that a number of very respectable men left their homes and never returned. What does that have to do with the death of one Francis Thornhill? Then we hear that these respectable men went to get a shave; and then that Sir Richard Blunt got shaved no less than eight times at the prisoner's shop, yet here he is, perfectly alive and well to testify today, and no one can claim that Sir Richard Blunt isn’t a respectable man. Then there’s a bad smell in the church of St. Dunstan’s. Really, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you might as well say the prisoner at the bar committed a crime because this court wasn’t well ventilated."
"We are told, to come more particularly to the evidence, such as it is, bearing upon the case, that Francis Thornhill left a certain shop intending to go into the City to a Miss Oakley, and that on the road he went into the prisoner's shop to be shaved, and from that we are asked to infer that he was murdered there, because nobody saw him come out. Really, this is too bad! Hundreds of people may have seen him come out, and no doubt did do so, but they happened not to know him, and so just because no one was passing who could say, 'Ah! Mr. Thornhill, how do you do? I see, you have had a clean shave to-day,' the prisoner at the bar is to be declared guilty of murder.
"We're told, to get more specific about the evidence, as limited as it is, that Francis Thornhill left a shop planning to go into the City to see Miss Oakley, and that on his way he stopped at the defendant's shop to get shaved. From that, we're expected to conclude that he was murdered there since nobody saw him leave. Honestly, this is ridiculous! Hundreds of people could have seen him leave, and no doubt they did, but they just didn’t know him. So, just because no one passing by could say, 'Oh! Mr. Thornhill, how are you? I see you got a fresh shave today,' the defendant is supposed to be declared guilty of murder."
"Then we are told a long story about a bone, and that is declared to be a bone of the deceased. Gentlemen of the jury, what would you think of a man who should produce a brick, and swear that it belonged to a certain house? But this bone is to be identified on account of having been fractured, when the medical witness swears that such fractures are far from rare.
"Then we're told a long story about a bone, which is claimed to be a bone of the deceased. Gentlemen of the jury, what would you think of a man who produced a brick and swore it belonged to a specific house? But this bone is supposed to be identified because it was fractured, even though the medical witness testifies that such fractures are quite common."
"Then again, a hat said to be the hat of the deceased is sworn to, as belonging to him, because of some injury it had received. Granted that it did belong to him. No doubt he sold it in Fleet Street and bought a new one, and there is no proof that that hat produced is the same one that is said to have been taken out of the prisoner's shop.
"Then again, a hat claimed to belong to the deceased is affirmed to be his due to some damage it has suffered. Even if it did belong to him, there's a good chance he sold it on Fleet Street and bought a new one, and there's no evidence that the hat being shown is the same one that is said to have been taken from the prisoner's shop."
"I do think, gentlemen, that you will see upon what a string of sophistry the evidence against the prisoner at the bar rests. Who shall take upon himself to say that Mr. Thornhill is not now alive and well somewhere? We all know that persons connected with the sea are rather uncertain in their movements. But, gentlemen, the prisoner at the bar has a plain unvarnished tale to tell, which will clear him from any suspicions."
"I believe, gentlemen, that you will realize how much the evidence against the defendant at the bar relies on a web of deception. Who can confidently say that Mr. Thornhill isn’t alive and well somewhere? We all know that people associated with the sea tend to be unpredictable in their comings and goings. But, gentlemen, the defendant at the bar has a straightforward and honest story to share, which will exonerate him from any doubts."
At this point, the learned counsel hitched up his gown upon his shoulders, and settled his wig upon his head, as though preparing for a grand effort, and then he continued—
At this point, the experienced lawyer adjusted his gown on his shoulders and straightened his wig on his head, as if getting ready for a big speech, and then he continued—
"Gentlemen of the jury, my client is a religious man, as any one may see by the mild and gentlemanly look of his amiable countenance. He took the premises in Fleet Street in the pursuit of his highly useful calling; and he had no more idea that there was a moveable board in his shop, and that his shaving-chair would go down with any one, than the child unborn. Is it likely that a man who could stoop to such baseness as to make money by murder would occupy himself with such a trivial employment as shaving for a penny? The deceased gentleman, Mr. Francis Thornhill, if he be deceased at all, came into my worthy client's shop to be shaved, and was, at that time, a little the worse for some small drops that he had indulged himself with, no doubt, as he came along. The prisoner at the bar did shave him; and then he said that he had to go and see a young lady, and that he should buy a new hat as he went along. The dog, about which so much has been said, came into the shop along with his master, and while the shaving was going on found out, and actually devoured, half a pound of tripe, off which the prisoner at the bar was going to make his humble dinner.
"Members of the jury, my client is a religious man, as anyone can see from the gentle and kind expression on his face. He took the shop in Fleet Street to pursue his very useful profession, and he had no idea that there was a movable board in his store, or that his shaving chair could drop down with anyone—just like an unborn child wouldn’t know. Would a man who would stoop to the depths of making money from murder really spend his time on the trivial task of shaving for a penny? The deceased gentleman, Mr. Francis Thornhill, if he is truly deceased, came into my client’s shop to get a shave, and at that time, he had likely indulged a bit too much in drinks along the way. The man at the bar did shave him, and then mentioned that he had to go see a young lady and that he planned to buy a new hat on his way. The dog, which has been the subject of so much discussion, came into the shop with its owner, and while the shaving was happening, it discovered and actually ate half a pound of tripe that my client was planning for his modest dinner."
"Oh! gentlemen of the jury, ask yourselves if a murderer is likely to make half a pound of tripe satisfy him for dinner! Ask your own consciences, and your own common-sense, that question.
"Oh! gentlemen of the jury, ask yourselves if a murderer is likely to be satisfied with half a pound of tripe for dinner! Reflect on your own consciences and your common sense when considering that question."
"Well, gentlemen of the jury, when he was shaved, and after my client had had to turn this dog twice out of his shop, Mr. Thornhill left and went towards Fleet Market. The prisoner watched him from his door, and actually saw him begin fighting with a porter at the top of the market; and then as another person came in to be shaved, the prisoner at the bar returned into his shop to attend to that customer, and saw no more of Mr. Thornhill. In the course of a quarter of an hour, however, the dog pushed the door of the shop open, and brought in a hat in his mouth, but the prisoner turned him out again, and that is all he knows of the transaction.
"Well, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, after my client had shaved the dog and had to kick it out of his shop twice, Mr. Thornhill left and headed toward Fleet Market. The defendant watched from his door and actually saw Mr. Thornhill start to fight with a porter at the top of the market. Then, as another customer came in to get shaved, the defendant went back into his shop to attend to that customer and didn't see Mr. Thornhill anymore. About fifteen minutes later, however, the dog pushed the shop door open and came in with a hat in its mouth, but the defendant kicked him out again, and that’s all he knows about the incident."
"Gentlemen of the jury, the prisoner at the bar is well known for his benevolence and his piety. Even at a time when the bad odour in St. Dunstan's induced many of the parishioners to go elsewhere, he always attended his own church, and in the most pious and exemplary manner made the responses. I ask you as men, gentlemen of the jury, if you could do that with the consciousness that you had committed a murder?
"Members of the jury, the defendant here is well-known for his kindness and his devotion. Even when the negative reputation of St. Dunstan's drove many parishioners to find other places of worship, he consistently attended his own church and participated in the responses in a genuinely devoted and exemplary way. I ask you as men, members of the jury, could you do that if you were aware that you had committed murder?"
"Gentlemen, it is for my client a most unfortunate thing that a person named Lovett, who kept the pie-shop in Bell Yard, is not now in the land of the living. If she were so, there is no doubt but that she would have told some true tale of how the vaults beneath the old church connected with her shop, and so have cleared the prisoner at the bar of all participation in her crimes.
"Gentlemen, it's very unfortunate for my client that a person named Lovett, who ran the pie shop in Bell Yard, is no longer alive. If she were, there's no doubt she would have shared a true story about how the vaults beneath the old church were connected to her shop, which would have cleared the prisoner at the bar of any involvement in her crimes."
"That murder has been committed in conjunction with that woman, who committed suicide rather than come forward and clear the prisoner at the bar, against whom she had a spite, there can be no doubt; but, gentlemen, it is the wrong man who now stands at this bar. The real murderer has yet to be discovered; and therefore it is that I call upon you, in the sacred name of justice, to acquit my client."
"There's no doubt that a murder was committed along with that woman, who took her own life instead of coming forward to clear the prisoner here, whom she held a grudge against; however, gentlemen, the wrong man is standing here today. The actual murderer has yet to be found; and that’s why I urge you, in the name of justice, to find my client not guilty."
With this the counsel sat down, and Todd looked positively hopeful. He drew a long breath or two, and ventured a keen glance towards the jury-box.
With this, the counsel sat down, and Todd looked genuinely hopeful. He took a deep breath or two and dared to cast a sharp glance toward the jury box.
"Do you call any witnesses," asked the junior counsel, "for the prosecution?"
"Do you have any witnesses," asked the junior lawyer, "for the prosecution?"
"No—no—no. Witnesses! Innocence is its own best safeguard."
"No—no—no. Witnesses! Innocence protects itself best."
"I waive my right of reply, my lord," said the Attorney-General.
"I give up my right to respond, my lord," said the Attorney-General.
Upon this, nothing remained for the judge to do but to sum up the evidence; and after arranging his notes, he proceeded to do so, in that clear and lucid style, for which some of our judges are so famous.
Upon this, there was nothing left for the judge to do but summarize the evidence; and after organizing his notes, he did so in that clear and straightforward style for which some of our judges are well-known.
"The prisoner at the bar, Sweeney Todd, stands charged with the wilful murder of Francis Thornhill. It appears that Francis Thornhill left a certain ship for the purpose of proceeding to a Miss Oakley in the City of London, with a String of Pearls, which had been confided to him to deliver to that lady by a Mr. Mark Ingestrie.
"The prisoner at the bar, Sweeney Todd, is charged with the intentional murder of Francis Thornhill. It seems that Francis Thornhill left a specific ship to go to a Miss Oakley in the City of London, carrying a string of pearls that Mr. Mark Ingestrie had entrusted to him for delivery to that lady."
"We have it in evidence, that Francis Thornhill on his route down or along the northern side of Fleet Street, went into the shaving shop, kept by the prisoner at the bar, and from that instant he is not again seen alive. The prisoner at the bar takes a String of Pearls, similar to those which were in the possession of Francis Thornhill, and raises upon them a considerable sum of money of a man named John Mundell. It appears then, that the hat of Mr. Francis Thornhill is taken from the premises of the prisoner by a dog; and it further appears, upon the clear testimony of respectable persons, that beneath the prisoner's shop is a contrivance by which people might be killed; and there or thereabouts contiguous to that contrivance, a certain bone is found, which is proved to be the thigh-bone of Francis Thornhill.
"We have evidence that Francis Thornhill, while walking down the northern side of Fleet Street, entered the shaving shop owned by the prisoner at the bar, and from that moment, he was not seen alive again. The prisoner at the bar took a string of pearls similar to those that belonged to Francis Thornhill and used them to borrow a significant amount of money from a man named John Mundell. It also appears that Mr. Francis Thornhill's hat was taken from the prisoner's premises by a dog; and clear testimony from reliable witnesses indicates that beneath the prisoner's shop is a setup that could kill people; nearby that setup, a certain bone has been found, which is confirmed to be the thigh bone of Francis Thornhill."
"Gentlemen of the jury, the sequence of evidence by which it is attempted to bring this crime home to the prisoner at the bar, lies in a very small compass indeed. Firstly, there is the tracing of Francis Thornhill to the prisoner's shop, and his disappearance from thence. Then there is the hat found there or taken from there, and then there is the thigh-bone sworn to be that of Francis Thornhill, and certainly found in such contiguity to his premises, as to warrant a belief that he placed it there.
"Members of the jury, the evidence trying to connect this crime to the defendant is actually quite limited. First, there's the evidence showing that Francis Thornhill was at the defendant's shop and then went missing. Next, there's the hat found at the shop, and finally, there's the thigh bone that has been identified as belonging to Francis Thornhill, which was found in close proximity to his property, enough to suggest that he put it there."
"Gentlemen of the jury, the case is in your hands."
"Gentlemen of the jury, the case is now in your hands."
This was a very short summing up, but the bar quite understood it to mean that the guilt of the prisoner was so clear and transparent, that it was not at all necessary for the judge to go elaborately through the evidence, but merely as a matter of form, leave the facts in evidence to the jury.
This was a quick summary, but the audience understood it to mean that the prisoner's guilt was so obvious that there was no need for the judge to go through the evidence in detail. It was just a formality to present the facts to the jury.
And now came that awful moment to Todd, when the question of guilty or not guilty hovered on the lips of those twelve men, who were to decide upon his fate. The jury laid their heads together for a few moments only, and then they turned round and faced the court again.
And now came that terrible moment for Todd, when the question of guilty or not guilty hovered on the lips of those twelve men, who were to decide his fate. The jury huddled together for just a few moments, and then they turned around and faced the court again.
The clerk of the arraigns rose, and spoke—
The clerk of the arraigns stood up and said—
"Gentleman of the jury. How say you? Do you find the prisoner at the bar guilty or not guilty of the crime laid to his charge in the indictment?"
"Members of the jury, what’s your verdict? Do you find the defendant at the bar guilty or not guilty of the crime stated in the indictment?"
"Guilty!" said the foreman.
"Guilty!" said the jury foreman.
A cheer burst from the auditors, and the judge raised his hand, saying—
A cheer erupted from the auditors, and the judge raised his hand, saying—
"Officers, repress this unmanly exultation that a fellow-creature is found guilty of a dreadful crime. I beg that any person so offending may be brought before me at once."
"Officers, stop this unmanly celebration that someone has been found guilty of a terrible crime. I request that anyone behaving this way be brought before me immediately."
The officer could not or would not find anybody so offending, but the judge's words had the effect of calming the tumult at all events, and then all eyes were turned upon Sweeney Todd, who stood in the dock glaring at the foreman of the jury, as though he had only imperfectly heard what he had said, or if he had perfectly heard him, doubting the evidence of his own senses, as regarded the real, full, and true meaning of the dreadful word "guilty!"
The officer couldn’t or wouldn’t find anyone so offensive, but the judge's words managed to calm the chaos, and then everyone’s attention turned to Sweeney Todd, who stood in the dock glaring at the jury foreman, as if he had only partially heard what was said, or if he had heard it clearly, he doubted his own senses regarding the true and terrible meaning of the word "guilty!"
CHAPTER CXXXI.
TODD MAKES AN ATTEMPT UPON HIS OWN LIFE.
In the course of a few minutes the tumult in the court was effectually suppressed, and then as it was known that the judge would sentence Todd at once, all eyes were turned upon the criminal, to note the effect which that awful moment was likely to have upon him.
In just a few minutes, the chaos in the courtroom was brought under control, and when it became clear that the judge would sentence Todd right away, everyone focused on the criminal, eager to see how that terrifying moment would affect him.
The judge spoke.
The judge said.
"Sweeney Todd, you have been by an impartial and patient jury, convicted upon the clearest evidence of the murder of Francis Thornhill. Have you anything to say why sentence of death, according to the law, should not be passed forthwith upon you?"
"Sweeney Todd, you have been found guilty by an unbiased and patient jury, based on clear evidence of the murder of Francis Thornhill. Do you have anything to say as to why the death sentence, as dictated by law, should not be given to you immediately?"
Todd did not seem to understand the question, and the Governor of Newgate repeated it to him. He started then, and glared at the judge, as in a deep hollow voice, he said—
Todd did not seem to understand the question, and the Governor of Newgate repeated it to him. He started then, and glared at the judge, as in a deep, hollow voice, he said—
"Death! death!—Did you say death?"
"Death! Death! Did you say death?"
"Such says the law—not I. If you have anything to say why that sentence should not be pronounced against you, now is your only time in which to say it."
"That's what the law says—not me. If you have anything to say about why that sentence shouldn't be handed down to you, now is your only chance to speak up."
Todd passed his hand twice across his brow before he spoke, and then, in a vehement voice, he said—
Todd wiped his forehead twice before he spoke, and then, in a heated voice, he said—
"It is false—all false. I did not kill the man. There is a vile conspiracy against me. I say I did not do it. Who saw me—what eye was upon me? I was at chapel—at prayers, when you say among you that I did it. It is a plot—nothing but a plot from first to last. You would make me the victim of it among you. Who saw me kill him? I know nothing of hidden places in the old house. It is not true, I say. A plot—a vile plot for my destruction."
"It’s all a lie—completely untrue. I didn’t kill that man. There’s a nasty conspiracy against me. I’m telling you I didn’t do it. Who saw me—who was watching me? I was in chapel—praying, while you claim I did this. It’s a scheme—just a scheme from start to finish. You want to make me the scapegoat in your little game. Who saw me kill him? I don’t know anything about secret spots in the old house. It’s not true, I’m telling you. A scheme—a nasty scheme for my downfall."
"Have you finished?" said the judge.
"Are you done?" asked the judge.
"Have I not said enough? I know nothing of it. I am a poor man, and strive to get a living as best I might, and among you now you bring a bone from some churchyard to kill me with. You swear anything—I know you all well. If the man you say I killed be really dead, I here at this moment summon his spirit from another world, to come and bear witness for me that I did not kill him!"
"Have I not said enough? I don’t know anything about it. I’m just a poor man, trying to make a living as best I can, and now you’re bringing a bone from some graveyard to use against me. You’ll swear to anything—I know all of you. If the man you claim I killed is really dead, then at this moment, I call upon his spirit from the afterlife to come and testify for me that I didn't kill him!"
These last words Todd yelled out in such a tone of frantic passion, that everybody looked aghast; and more than once, more than commonly superstitious spectators thought that the appeal to the beings of a supernatural world might yet be answered in some way.
These final words Todd shouted with such frantic intensity that everyone gasped; and more than a few unusually superstitious witnesses thought that the plea to the supernatural might somehow be answered.
There was a death-like stillness in the court for some few moments, and then the Governor of Newgate in a whisper, said to Todd—
There was a death-like stillness in the court for a few moments, and then the Governor of Newgate whispered to Todd—
"Have you finished?"
"Are you done?"
"Finished what?" he cried, in a startling tone. "Finished what?—Finished pleading for my life? Yes, I have, for I know that they have made up their minds to murder me. I have no witnesses—they are all in the grave now. That woman, Lovett, who is dead, you tell me—I cannot say if she be dead or not, she is hard to kill—that woman could exculpate me; but, as I say, my witnesses are in the grave, and there is no truth in spirits visiting this world again, or she and the man you say I murdered would appear here, and yell in your ears, all of you, that I did not do it."
"Finished what?" he shouted, sounding shocked. "Finished what?—Finished begging for my life? Yeah, I have, because I know they've made up their minds to kill me. I have no witnesses—they're all dead now. That woman, Lovett, who's dead, you say—I can't say if she's really dead or not, she's hard to kill—that woman could clear my name; but, as I said, my witnesses are in the grave, and there's no truth to the idea of spirits coming back to this world. If there were, she and the guy you say I murdered would be here, yelling in your ears, all of you, that I didn't do it."
The judge sat quite patiently. He was evidently resolved to hear quietly what Todd chose to say. It could but occupy a little more time; and as his fate was fixed, it did not matter.
The judge sat patiently. He was clearly determined to listen quietly to whatever Todd had to say. It would only take a little more time; and since his fate was already decided, it didn’t matter.
"If you have finished your observations, prisoner," said the judge, "it will now be my duty to proceed to pass upon you the sentence of the law."
"If you’ve completed your observations, prisoner," said the judge, "it’s now my responsibility to deliver the sentence according to the law."
"But I have said I did not do it. I am not guilty."
"But I’ve said I didn’t do it. I’m not guilty."
"It does not lie within my power to decide that question. The jury have found you guilty, and all I have to do in my capacity here is, in accordance with that finding, to sentence you according to law. If you could have stated any legal impediment to the passing of the sentence, it would have had effect; but now it is my painful duty to—"
"It’s not in my power to decide that question. The jury has found you guilty, and all I can do in my role here is, based on that finding, to sentence you according to the law. If you could have presented any legal reason against the sentence being issued, it would have made a difference; but right now, it’s my difficult duty to—"
"Hold! I will, and can state a legal impediment."
"Wait! I can say there's a legal issue."
"What is it?"
"What's that?"
"I am mad!"
"I'm angry!"
The judge opened his eyes rather wider than usual at this statement, and the jury looked at each other in wonder and amazement. Among the spectators there was a general movement, too, of surprise.
The judge widened his eyes more than usual at this statement, and the jury exchanged looks of wonder and disbelief. Among the spectators, there was also a collective reaction of surprise.
"Mad!" said the judge.
"Crazy!" said the judge.
"Yes," added Todd, holding up his arms, "I am mad—quite mad. Do you think any other but a madman would have done the deeds with which you charge me? I either did not do them, and am saved, or I did do all these murders, the consequences of which you would heap upon my head, and am mad. What is there in the wide world would compensate a man for acting as you say I have acted? Could he ever know peace again? What is madness but an affliction of providence? and dare you take the life of a man, who has acted in a certain way, in consequence of a disease with which the Almighty has thought proper to visit him? I tell you you dare not, and that I am mad!"
"Yes," Todd said, raising his arms, "I am crazy—totally crazy. Do you think anyone besides a madman would have done the things you accuse me of? Either I didn’t do them and I’m safe, or I did all these murders you’re blaming me for, and I’m insane. What could possibly make a person feel justified for acting like you claim I did? Could he ever find peace again? What is madness if not a burden from fate? And do you really have the right to take the life of a man who acted a certain way because of a sickness that the Almighty decided to give him? I tell you, you can’t, and I am mad!"
This speech was uttered with a vehemence that made it wonderfully effective; and at its conclusion Todd still held up his arms, and glared upon the judge with the look of one who had advanced something that was utterly and completely unanswerable.
This speech was delivered with such passion that it was incredibly impactful; and at the end, Todd still raised his arms and stared at the judge with the expression of someone who had presented an argument that was entirely and completely unrefutable.
The judge leant over to the recorder, and whispered something to him, and the recorder whispered to the judge.
The judge leaned over to the recorder and whispered something to him, and the recorder whispered back to the judge.
"Mad! Mad!" shrieked Todd again.
"Crazy! Crazy!" shrieked Todd again.
The Attorney-General now whispered something to the judge, who nodded; and then addressing Todd, he said in calm and measured tones—
The Attorney-General quietly said something to the judge, who nodded; and then speaking to Todd, he said in a calm and steady voice—
"However great the novelty of a plea of insanity, put in by the party himself, may be, it will yet meet with every attention. I shall now proceed to pass sentence of death upon you; and after you are removed to the jail of Newgate, certain physicians will see you, and report upon your mental condition to the Secretary of State, who will act accordingly."
"Although the concept of a plea of insanity put forth by the defendant is quite new, it will be given thorough consideration. I will now proceed to sentence you to death; after you are taken to Newgate prison, certain doctors will evaluate you and report on your mental state to the Secretary of State, who will take appropriate action."
Todd dropped his arms.
Todd let his arms drop.
The judge put on the black cap, and continued—
The judge put on the black cap and continued—
"Sweeney Todd, you have been convicted of the crime of murder; and certain circumstances, which it would have been improper to produce before this court in the progress of your trial, lead irresistibly to the belief that your life for years past has been one frightful scene of murder; and that not only the unhappy gentleman for whose murder you now stand here in so awful a position has suffered from your frightful practices, but many others. It will be a satisfaction, too, to the court and the jury to know that the woman named Lovett, who you say would and could have proved your innocence, had she been in life, made, shortly before her death, a full confession, wherein she inculpated you most fearfully."
"Sweeney Todd, you’ve been found guilty of murder; and certain details that wouldn’t have been appropriate to bring up during your trial strongly suggest that your life for many years has been filled with horrific acts of murder. Not just the unfortunate man whose murder has brought you to this terrible situation has been a victim of your brutal actions, but many others as well. It will also satisfy the court and the jury to know that the woman named Lovett, who you claim could have proven your innocence if she were alive, made a full confession shortly before her death, where she laid the blame on you severely."
"False! False!" cried Todd.
"Fake! Fake!" cried Todd.
The judge took not the slightest notice of the interruption, but continued his speech—
The judge didn’t even react to the interruption and continued speaking—
"It is now my painful duty to pass upon you the sentence of the law, which is, that you be hanged by the neck until dead, and may Heaven have mercy upon you, for you cannot expect that society can do otherwise than put out of life one who, like yourself, has been a terror and a scourge."
"It is now my painful duty to deliver the sentence of the law, which is that you will be hanged by the neck until dead. May Heaven have mercy on you, because you cannot expect that society will do anything other than terminate the life of someone who, like you, has been a terror and a scourge."
"Quite mad!" cried Todd. "Quite mad!"
"Totally crazy!" shouted Todd. "Totally crazy!"
"Officers, remove the prisoner," said the judge, who was much disgusted by the attempt of Todd upon their credulity, by stating that he was mad.
"Officers, take the prisoner away," said the judge, who was very offended by Todd's attempt to deceive them by claiming that he was insane.
The Governor of Newgate laid hold of him by the arm, but Todd raised his voice again, saying—
The Governor of Newgate grabbed him by the arm, but Todd raised his voice once more, saying—
"One moment. Only one moment. Before I leave this court, I have a great desire to say something to Sir Richard Blunt."
"Just a moment. Just one moment. Before I leave this court, I really want to say something to Sir Richard Blunt."
"If Sir Richard Blunt has no objection," said the judge, "the court can have none. Is that gentleman present?"
"If Sir Richard Blunt doesn't mind," said the judge, "then neither does the court. Is that gentleman here?"
"I am here," said Sir Richard, as he made his way towards the dock, in which Todd was. "What is it you have to say to me, Sweeney Todd?"
"I’m here," said Sir Richard, as he walked towards the dock where Todd was. "What do you want to tell me, Sweeney Todd?"
"It is for your private ear."
"It’s meant just for you."
"Then, I decline to hear it. If you have anything to say to me, say it out, and openly. I decline any private communications."
"Then, I won’t listen to it. If you have something to say to me, just say it clearly and openly. I won’t accept any private messages."
"Nay, but it really interests those whom you love. Come a little closer to me, and I will speak it."
"Actually, it really matters to the people you care about. Come a little closer, and I'll tell you."
"Now," said Sir Richard, as he reached the front of the dock, "speak at once, and say what it is. The court is too indulgent to you."
"Now," said Sir Richard, as he arrived at the front of the dock, "speak up right away and say what it is. The court is being too lenient with you."
"Is it, really!"
"Is it, though!"
With the rapidity of thought, Todd drew a small table knife from the breast of his apparel, and made a stab at Sir Richard's neck with it; but the magistrate had had by far too long experience with such men as Todd to be so taken at unawares, and he dropped to the floor of the court before the point of the knife reached him. The Governor of Newgate sprung upon Todd, and disarmed him in a moment.
With lightning-fast reflexes, Todd pulled a small table knife from his clothing and lunged at Sir Richard's neck with it; however, the magistrate had dealt with people like Todd for far too long to be caught off guard, and he dropped to the court floor just before the knife could reach him. The Governor of Newgate leaped onto Todd and disarmed him in an instant.

Todd, On His Trial, Attempts To Kill Sir Richard Blunt.
Todd, during his trial, tries to kill Sir Richard Blunt.
From seeing Sir Richard Blunt drop, the general impression in the court was, that he was killed, or seriously injured, by Todd; and in a moment a scene of unparalleled confusion arose. Everybody got up from their seats, and the place was full of cries.
From seeing Sir Richard Blunt fall, everyone in the court assumed he was killed or seriously hurt by Todd; and in an instant, a scene of total chaos erupted. Everyone stood up from their seats, and the room was filled with shouts.
"Kill him!" cried some.—"Down with him!" shouted others.—"Hang him at once! A surgeon for Sir Richard!"
"Kill him!" some shouted. — "Get rid of him!" yelled others. — "Hang him right now! We need a surgeon for Sir Richard!"
Amid this Babel of confusion, Sir Richard Blunt rose again, and sprung upon the barrister's table, calling out in a loud voice that rose above every other sound—
Amid this chaos, Sir Richard Blunt stood up again and jumped onto the lawyer's table, shouting out in a voice that cut through all the noise—
"I am perfectly unhurt."
"I'm totally fine."
Upon this such a cheer arose in the court, that the judge saw that it was perfectly hopeless to attempt to stop it by any ordinary means, and he only held up his hand deprecatingly. The cheer was thrice repeated, and then Sir Richard dismounted from the table, and a death-like stillness ensued in the court as the judge spoke.
Upon this, a cheer erupted in the court, and the judge realized it was completely futile to try and silence it with normal methods, so he just raised his hand in a dismissive gesture. The cheer was repeated three times, and then Sir Richard got down from the table, resulting in a heavy silence in the court as the judge began to speak.
"How was it possible," he said, "that the prisoner at the bar could be furnished with such a weapon at a time like this?"
"How could it be," he said, "that the prisoner at the bar had access to such a weapon at a time like this?"
The Governor of Newgate felt that this question was addressed to him, and he tremblingly spoke, saying—
The Governor of Newgate felt like this question was directed at him, and he spoke nervously, saying—
"My lord, I have not the most distant idea upon the subject. He was searched this morning carefully before leaving his cell. It is beyond my comprehension."
"My lord, I have no idea about the subject. He was thoroughly searched this morning before leaving his cell. It’s beyond my understanding."
"My lord," said a counsel at the table, rising, "there was a very similar case about five years since, when a notorious criminal attacked a witness for the prosecution with a fork, and it appeared afterwards that as he was brought through some of the day-rooms of Newgate to the bar, he had hastily snatched it up from a table that he passed without the officers noticing him."
"My lord," a lawyer at the table said, standing up, "there was a very similar case about five years ago, when a notorious criminal assaulted a witness for the prosecution with a fork. It later turned out that while he was being taken through some of the common areas of Newgate to the courtroom, he quickly picked it up from a table he walked by without the officers seeing him."
"This is very likely a similar case," said the judge.
"This is probably a similar case," said the judge.
"It may be so my lord," said the Governor.
"It might be, my lord," said the Governor.
Todd yelled with rage, when he found that Sir Richard Blunt had escaped his malice. If he could but have taken his life or inflicted upon him some very serious injury, he would have been satisfied almost to have gone to death; but to fail was almost enough to drive him really mad.
Todd shouted in anger when he realized that Sir Richard Blunt had escaped his wrath. If he could have just taken his life or caused him some serious harm, he would have been almost satisfied enough to face death; but failing was nearly enough to drive him completely insane.
"Curses on ye all!" he cried; and then he burst into a torrent of such frightful invectives, that everybody shrunk aghast from it, and it is quite impossible that we should transfer it to our pages. How long he would have proceeded in such a storm, there is no knowing, had not the officers rushed upon him, and by main force dragged him from the dock and the court into the dark passages leading to Newgate.
"Curses on you all!" he shouted; and then he launched into a furious stream of such terrible insults that everyone recoiled in shock, and it’s impossible for us to put it into words here. It’s hard to say how long he would have continued in that rage, if the officers hadn't rushed in and forcibly pulled him from the dock and the courtroom into the dark corridors leading to Newgate.
His voice was yet heard for several moments, uttering the most dreadful and diabolical curses!
His voice was still heard for several moments, shouting the most awful and evil curses!
It may be supposed that after what had happened, the officials of the prison were not over tender in the treatment of Sweeney Todd, for they well knew that they would be some time before they heard the last of the knife business, and indeed it was a piece of gross carelessness to allow a man in Todd's situation, and such a man as Todd too, to have an opportunity of doing such very serious mischief in a moment as he might have done.
It can be assumed that after what occurred, the prison officials weren't too soft in their treatment of Sweeney Todd, as they knew they would be dealing with the aftermath of the knife incident for a while. It was, after all, a major oversight to let someone in Todd's position—and someone like Todd, no less—have a chance to cause serious harm in an instant.
There can be very little doubt, that if he had been content to do an injury to any other witness but Sir Richard Blunt, he would really have succeeded; but that personage was too wary to fall in such a way.
There’s little doubt that if he had been willing to harm any other witness besides Sir Richard Blunt, he would have actually succeeded; but that guy was too smart to get caught in such a trap.
It was not thought advisable by the prison authorities to take Todd back to the same cell from which they had brought him. It was an idea of the Governor, and by no means a bad one, that desperate criminals were caused to change their cells now and then, as it baffled and cut up completely any combination they might in their own minds have made for an attempted escape; so Todd found himself in a new place.
The prison authorities didn't think it was a good idea to return Todd to the same cell he had been taken from. This was the Governor's idea, and it was a smart one: making desperate criminals change cells every so often completely disrupted any plans they might have concocted for an escape. So, Todd ended up in a new cell.
"Why is this?" he said. "Why am I placed here? This cell is darker than the one I before occupied."
"Why is this happening?" he said. "Why am I here? This cell is darker than the one I was in before."
"It's quite light enough for you," growled a turnkey.
"It's light enough for you," grumbled a guard.
"Yes," added one of the officers who had been in court. "Folks who are keen and bright enough to pick up knives, and nobody see 'em, mustn't have too much light in their cell. Oh, won't it be a mercy when you are settled next Monday morning."
"Yes," added one of the officers who had been in court. "People who are sharp and clever enough to grab knives without anyone noticing shouldn’t have too much light in their cell. Oh, it will be such a relief when you’re settled next Monday morning."
"The fetters hurt me," said Todd.
"The restraints hurt me," said Todd.
"Oh, they are too light," said the officer; "and for your satisfaction, I have to tell you that the Governor has ordered you another pair."
"Oh, they're too light," said the officer. "And just so you know, the Governor has ordered you another pair."
At this moment a couple of blacksmiths came into the cell, carrying with them the heaviest set of irons in the whole prison, which the Governor had determined Sweeney Todd should be accommodated with. Without a word they proceeded to knock off the fetters that he wore.
At that moment, a couple of blacksmiths entered the cell, bringing with them the heaviest set of irons in the entire prison, which the Governor had decided Sweeney Todd should be fitted with. Without saying a word, they began to remove the shackles he wore.
"So you are not contented," said Todd, "to cage me as though I were some wild animal, but you must load me with irons?"
"So you’re not satisfied," Todd said, "to lock me up like I’m some kind of wild animal, but you have to shackle me too?"
"And a good job too."
"And a great job too."
"And you think to hang me?"
"And you really think you can hang me?"
"Rather!"
"Absolutely!"
"Then thus I disappoint you, and be my own executioner!"
"Then I let you down, and become my own executioner!"
As he spoke, he snatched up one of the smith's hammers, and made a blow at his own forehead with it, which if it had taken effect, would unquestionably have fractured his skull, and killed him instantly; but one of the officers just managed to strike his arm at the moment and confuse his aim, so that although he did strike himself, it was not with anything like sufficient force to do himself any hurt.
As he talked, he grabbed one of the blacksmith's hammers and swung it at his own forehead, which, if it had hit, would definitely have cracked his skull and killed him right away. But one of the officers quickly hit his arm at that moment, throwing off his aim, so even though he did hit himself, it wasn't with nearly enough force to hurt himself.
The hammer was wrested from him in a moment, and he was thrown to the floor of the cell, and the heavy irons placed upon him.
The hammer was taken from him in an instant, and he was thrown to the floor of the cell, where heavy shackles were put on him.

Todd's Second Attempt At Suicide In The Condemned Cell At Newgate.
Todd's Second Attempt at Suicide in the Condemned Cell at Newgate.
CHAPTER CXXXII.
TODD MAKES AN ACQUAINTANCE IN NEWGATE, AND TRIES AN ESCAPE.
In the course of a quarter of an hour more, Todd was left alone. The irons he wore weighed upwards of a hundredweight, and it was with some difficulty that he managed to get up, and sit upon the stone seat that was in the cell.
In about fifteen more minutes, Todd was left alone. The shackles he wore weighed over a hundred pounds, and it was a struggle for him to get up and sit on the stone bench that was in the cell.
It was close upon evening, and the cell was getting very dark indeed, so that the walls, close as they were together, were only very dimly discernable indeed.
It was near evening, and the cell was getting really dark, making the walls, which were so close together, barely visible.
Todd rested his head upon his hands, and thought.
Todd rested his head on his hands and thought.
"Has it then really come to this?" he said. "Am I truly doomed to die? Oh, what a dreadful thing it is for me now to begin to doubt of what I always thought myself so sure, namely, that there was no world beyond the grave. Oh, if I could only still please myself with an assurance of that! But I cannot—I cannot now. Oh, no—no—no."
"Is this really what it’s come to?" he said. "Am I really going to die? Oh, it’s terrible to start questioning what I always believed so strongly, that there’s no world after death. Oh, if only I could still comfort myself with that belief! But I can’t—I really can’t now. Oh, no—no—no."
He started, for the cell door opened, and the turnkey brought him in his food for the night, which he placed on the floor. It was not then the custom to sit up with condemned prisoners.
He jumped when the cell door opened, and the guard brought him his food for the night, which he set on the floor. It wasn't customary at that time to stay up with condemned prisoners.
"There," said the man, "it's more than you deserve. Good-night, and be hanged to you. Here's the sheriff been kicking up the devil's delight in the prison about that knife affair."
"There," said the man, "it's more than you deserve. Good night, and to hell with you. The sheriff's been causing a stir in the prison about that knife situation."
"I hope he will discharge you all," said Todd.
"I hope he will let you all go," said Todd.
"Do you?"
"Do you?"
"Oh, yes. I wish you had all one neck only, and I a knife at it. With what a pleasant gash I would force it in—in—in!"
"Oh, yes. I wish you all had just one neck, and I had a knife to go at it. Just imagine how satisfying it would be to cut it!"
"Well, you are a nice article, I must say."
"Well, you are a nice piece of work, I have to say."
"Bring me two candles, and pens, ink, and paper."
"Bring me two candles, along with pens, ink, and paper."
The turnkey stared with astonishment.
The turnkey stared in shock.
"Anything else," he said, "in a small way that you'd like? Buttered rolls, perhaps, and a glass of something good? Perhaps a blunderbuss would suit you? I tell you what it is, old fellow, it ain't very often that anybody goes out from here on a Monday morning to be scragged, that we don't feel a little sorry for them, but I don't think we shall any of us cry after you. You may sleep or do what you like now until to-morrow morning, for you have got it all to yourself. Two candles, indeed! Well I'm sure—what next? Two candles!—Oh, my eye!"
"Anything else," he said, "in a small way that you’d like? Buttered rolls, maybe, and a glass of something nice? Maybe a blunderbuss would suit you? I’ll tell you, old friend, it’s not often that anyone leaves here on a Monday morning to be hanged that we don’t feel a little sorry for them, but I don’t think anyone will shed a tear for you. You can sleep or do whatever you want now until tomorrow morning, because it’s all yours. Two candles, really? Well, I’m sure—what’s next? Two candles!—Oh, my goodness!"
The turnkey banged shut the door of the cell, and barred and bolted it in a passion; and then away he went to the lobby, which was the great gossiping place, to relate the cool demands of Sweeney Todd.
The locksmith slammed the door of the cell shut, locked it up tight, and then hurried off to the lobby, the main hub for gossip, to share the audacious requests of Sweeney Todd.
Once more the prisoner was alone. For some time he set in silence, and then he muttered—
Once again, the prisoner was alone. He sat in silence for a while, and then he muttered—
"All the night to myself. He will not visit this cell until the morning. A long—long night; many hours of solitude. Well, I may chance to improve them. It was well in that scuffle for the hammer, when they threw me down, that I contrived to grasp a handful of tools from the smith's basket, and hid them among my clothing. Let me see what I have—ay, let me see, or rather feel, for by this light, or rather by this darkness, I can only judge of them by the feel."
"All night to myself. He won't come to this cell until morning. A long, long night; so many hours of being alone. Well, maybe I can make the most of it. It was good in that fight for the hammer when they knocked me down that I managed to grab a handful of tools from the smith's basket and hid them in my clothes. Let's see what I have—yeah, let me see, or rather feel, because with this light—or should I say darkness—I can only tell what they are by touch."
The tools that Sweeney Todd had been clever enough to abstract from the smith's basket, consisted of two files and a chisel. He ran his fingers over them with some feeling of satisfaction.
The tools that Sweeney Todd had skillfully taken from the blacksmith's basket included two files and a chisel. He ran his fingers over them with a sense of satisfaction.
"Now," he muttered, "if the feeling to die were upon me, here are the means; but it has passed away, and even with these small weapons, and in a cell of Newgate, I do not feel quite so helpless as I was. It will be time to die if all should fail else, but yet if I could only for a time live for revenge, what a glorious thing it would be! How I should like yet to throttle Tobias. What a pleasure it would be to me to hold that girl by the throat, who so hoodwinked me as to impose herself upon me for a boy, and hear and see her choking. How I should like to see the blood of Sir Richard Blunt weltering forth while his colour faded, and he expired gradually!"
"Now," he muttered, "if I felt like dying, I have the means to do it; but that feeling has passed, and even with these small weapons, locked up in Newgate, I don’t feel as helpless as I once did. It will be time to die if everything else fails, but if I could just live for revenge for a while, what a glorious thing that would be! I would love to strangle Tobias. It would bring me so much pleasure to hold that girl by the throat, who tricked me into believing she was a boy, and watch her choke. I would love to see Sir Richard Blunt's blood spilling out while his color drains away as he slowly dies!"
Todd ground his teeth together in his rage.
Todd clenched his teeth in anger.
"Yes," he added, while he moved with difficulty under the weight of his iron. "Yes, I have bidden adieu to wealth and the power that wealth would have given me. I have carried on my life of crimes for nothing, and in blood I have waded to accomplish only this world of danger that now surrounds me—to give to myself the poor privilege of suicide; but yet how fain I would live for vengeance!"
"Yes," he said, struggling under the weight of his burden. "Yes, I have said goodbye to wealth and the power that wealth could have brought me. I've lived a life of crime for nothing, and I’ve waded through blood just to end up in this dangerous world that surrounds me—only to give myself the sad choice of suicide; but still, how much I wish I could live for revenge!"
His chains rattled upon his limbs.
His chains rattled against his limbs.
"Yes, for revenge. I would fain live for revenge. There are some five or six that I would like to kill! Yes, and I would gloat over their death-agonies, and shriek in their ears, 'I did it! I, Sweeney Todd, did it!'"
"Yes, for revenge. I would gladly live for revenge. There are about five or six people that I want to kill! Yes, and I would revel in their agony and scream in their ears, 'I did it! I, Sweeney Todd, did it!'"
The fetters entangled about his legs, and threw him heavily to the floor of the cell.
The chains wrapped around his legs and knocked him hard to the floor of the cell.
He raved and cursed frightfully, until he was too much exhausted to continue such a course, and then he sat upon the floor, and with one of the files he began working away assiduously at the iron, in order to free himself from those clogs to his movements.
He shouted and cursed angrily until he was too exhausted to keep it up, and then he sat down on the floor and began working diligently with one of the files on the iron to free himself from those restraints.
As he so worked, he heard the prison clock strike ten.
As he worked, he heard the prison clock chime ten o'clock.
"Ten," he said. "Ten already. Of a truth I did not think it was so late. I must be quick. Others have escaped from Newgate, and why should not I? The attempt will and shall be made; and who knows but that it may be successful? A man may do much when he is resolved that he will do all he wishes or die."
"Ten," he said. "Ten already. Honestly, I didn’t think it was that late. I have to hurry. Others have gotten away from Newgate, so why shouldn’t I? I will try, and who knows, it might actually work? A man can accomplish a lot when he’s determined to do whatever he wants or die trying."
Todd filed away at the chains.
Todd worked on the chains.
"Who will stop me," he said, "with the feeling that will possess me? Who will say, 'I will stop this man, or he shall kill me?' No one—no one!"
"Who will stop me," he said, "with the feeling that will take over me? Who will say, 'I will stop this guy, or he’ll kill me?' No one—no one!"
The file was a good one, and it bit fairly into the iron. In the course of a quarter of an hour Todd had one wrist at liberty, and that was a great thing. He was tired, however, of the comparatively slow progress of the file, and he made a great effort to break the chains from his ankles; but he only bruised himself in the attempt to do so without succeeding.
The file was effective, and it dug pretty well into the iron. After about fifteen minutes, Todd managed to free one wrist, which was a big deal. However, he was frustrated with the slow progress of the file and made a strong attempt to break the chains off his ankles; but he just ended up hurting himself without any success.
With a feeling of exhaustion, he paused.
With a feeling of tiredness, he stopped.
"Oh, that I could find an opportunity of exerting so much force against those whom I hate!" he said.
"Oh, if only I could find a chance to unleash my strength against those I despise!" he said.
At this moment he fancied he heard a slight noise not far from him, and every faculty was immediately strained to assist in listening for a repetition of it. It did not come again then.
At that moment, he thought he heard a faint noise nearby, and he focused all his attention on listening for it to happen again. It didn’t come back then.
"It must have been imagination," he said, "or some sound far off in the prison conveyed by echoes to this spot. I will not suffer myself to be alarmed or turned from my purpose. It is nothing—nothing. I will use the file again."
"It must have been my imagination," he said, "or some distant noise from the prison that was carried here by echoes. I won't let myself be scared or distracted from my goal. It’s nothing—nothing. I’ll use the file again."
He commenced now upon the other wrist, and by the little experience he had gathered from his practice at the one which he had already filed in two, he got on more quickly with this one. He found that a long light movement of the file did more work than a rapid grating process. In much less time, then, this other wrist manacle was off, and he could lift up both his arm in freedom.
He started on the other wrist, and based on the little experience he had gained from working on the first one he had already filed down, he was able to move more quickly with this one. He discovered that a long, smooth motion with the file was more effective than a fast, rough technique. In much less time, he removed this wrist manacle too, and he could lift both arms freely.
"This is something," he said, "Nay, it is much, very much indeed. I feel it, and accept it as a kind of earnest of success. Where is the man—where are the two or three men, that will dare to stand in my desperate way, when I have one of these files in each hand, and are free from fetters. They will need be mad to do it. Such an amount of zeal is not to be found. No, they will step aside and let me pass."
"This is something," he said, "No, it’s a lot, really a lot. I feel it and take it as a sign of success. Where is the man—where are the two or three men—who would dare to get in my way when I have one of these files in each hand and I'm free from restraints? They must be crazy to try. You won’t find that level of determination. No, they will just step aside and let me go."
It now became a matter of great importance with him, to get the other two fetters that bound his ankles undone. He felt as if he should go mad, if he did not quickly release himself from them now.
It became extremely important for him to get the other two chains binding his ankles removed. He felt like he would lose his mind if he didn't quickly free himself from them.
Sitting upon the floor of the cell, he set to work; but he found that the file he had been using did not bite very well. The work it had done already had dulled its powers; but the other was fresh and keen, and with it he made great progress.
Sitting on the floor of the cell, he got to work; but he realized that the file he had been using wasn’t very effective. Its previous use had worn it down; but the other file was new and sharp, and with it, he made significant progress.
The left-hand shackle was entirely removed, and now only by his right ankle was he connected with that hundredweight of iron, which held him to the ground.
The left shackle was completely taken off, and now he was only connected to that heavy iron weight by his right ankle, which kept him anchored to the ground.
"I shall be free!" he muttered. "I shall be free! Did they think to hold me with these chains? Ha! ha! No. It may be, that there is a dark spirit of evil that aids men, such as I am; and if it be so, I will consent to be wholly his, if—"
"I'll be free!" he muttered. "I'll be free! Did they really think they could keep me in these chains? Ha! No way. Maybe there's a dark spirit of evil that helps people like me; and if that’s the case, I’ll agree to be completely his, if—"
Todd started, for the same noise that had before come upon his ears, now attracted him. It was plainer though than before; and at the moment he thought that it must be in his cell. A cry of terror rose to his lips, but he smothered it in the utterance, and bent again all his faculties to listen.
Todd started, as the same noise that had caught his attention before now drew him in again. It was clearer than before, and in that moment, he thought it must be coming from his cell. A cry of fear bubbled up in his throat, but he held it back and focused all his attention on listening.
The sound did not now pass away like an echo as it had done before, but it went on steadily, and he could trace it as localising itself against one of the walls of the cell.
The sound didn't fade away like an echo as it had before; instead, it continued steadily, and he could pinpoint it as it echoed against one of the walls of the cell.
It was a profound mystery. He could not make out what it meant. It was a strange dull scraping noise. At times he thought it was some animal in the cell—a rat, probably; but then the sound was too continuous, and although he stamped once, and said 'Hush!' several times, it steadily continued.
It was a deep mystery. He couldn't figure out what it meant. It was a weird, dull scraping sound. Sometimes he thought it was an animal in the cell—a rat, maybe; but then the noise was too constant, and even though he stamped his foot once and said 'Hush!' multiple times, it kept on going.
The darkness in the cell was now so intense, that it was in vain to attempt to pierce it. Any straining of the eyes only peopled the palpable black atmosphere with all sorts of strange shapes, conjured up by the imagination; so Todd was glad to close his eyes after a few moments' experience of that character.
The darkness in the cell was now so deep that trying to see through it was pointless. Straining his eyes only filled the thick blackness with all kinds of weird shapes created by his imagination, so Todd was relieved to close his eyes after just a few moments of that.
"I will know what this is," he said. "I must know what this is, and I will know!"
"I need to know what this is," he said. "I have to know what this is, and I will find out!"
He held out his arms, and he slowly advanced towards the side of the cell from whence the sound came.
He reached out his arms and gradually moved towards the side of the cell where the sound was coming from.
"Speak," he said, "if you are mortal, speak. If immortal, I fear you not. I am now past all such terrors. You can but kill me."
"Speak," he said, "if you're human, go ahead and speak. If you're not, I’m not afraid of you. I've moved past all those fears. You can only kill me."
His hands touched the cold stone wall; and then he felt it from the floor upwards, but nothing but the chill surface of the stones was perceptible; and yet the scraping noise continued, and at last he felt convinced that it came from the other side of the wall.
His hands grazed the cold stone wall, and then he felt it from the floor upward, but all he could sense was the chill of the stones. Still, the scraping noise continued, and eventually he became convinced it was coming from the other side of the wall.
Now he did not know what to think, for he had no means of knowing what was upon the other side of that wall. It might be a corridor of the prison. It might be a room belonging to one of the officials, who was about some work that, if explained, would not appear singular at all.
Now he didn’t know what to think, since he had no way of knowing what was on the other side of that wall. It could be a corridor of the prison. It might be a room belonging to one of the officials, who was engaged in some task that, if explained, wouldn’t seem unusual at all.
He placed his ear to the exact spot from whence the noise came, and he listened attentively.
He put his ear to the exact spot where the noise was coming from and listened closely.
As he so listened, Todd began to have other notions about that noise, and for more than once the square block of stone, against which his ear reposed, shook in its place.
As he listened, Todd started to have different thoughts about that noise, and more than once, the square block of stone he was resting his ear against shook in its spot.
"It must be a cell like this," he said, "that is on the other side of the wall, and that, no doubt, is some prisoner at work, trying to effect his escape. If so, it is fortunate. He must be a bold man, and we can help each other."
"It has to be a cell like this," he said, "on the other side of the wall, and it's probably some prisoner trying to escape. If that's the case, it's a good thing. He must be a brave guy, and we can team up to help each other."
Still Todd hesitated what he should do, notwithstanding the hypothesis regarding the noise he heard appeared so very probable. He was resolved to spend a little more time in listening, for he felt that once to commit himself would possibly be to spoil his own chances of escape. He kept his ear to the stone of the wall, then which shook more and more each passing moment.
Still, Todd hesitated about what he should do, even though the theory about the noise he heard seemed very likely. He decided to spend a little more time listening because he felt that committing himself too soon could ruin his chances of escaping. He pressed his ear against the stone wall, which shook more and more with each passing moment.
Suddenly he heard a voice. In a drawling accent, it sang a few lines of a popular thieves' song—
Suddenly, he heard a voice. In a slow, lazy accent, it sang a few lines from a catchy thieves' song—
"It must be all right," thought Todd, "or he would not sing that song; but what good it can do him to get from his own cell into this, I cannot imagine. He would be equally confined here as there, and all his labour thrown away. But together, we may do something. I will speak to him. Yes, I think I will speak to him."
"It must be fine," Todd thought, "or he wouldn't be singing that song; but I can't understand what good it does him to get from his own cell into this one. He'd be just as stuck here as he was there, and all his effort would be wasted. But together, we might accomplish something. I’ll talk to him. Yeah, I think I will talk to him."
Todd still waited and lingered before he gave any intimation of his presence and knowledge of what was going on, and then the song ceased, and by the renewed vigour with which the tenant of the next cell worked at the stone, it would seem that he had got very impatient at the length of time it took him.
Todd remained patient and hesitant before revealing that he was aware of what was happening. Eventually, the singing stopped, and by the increased energy with which the person in the next cell resumed working on the stone, it seemed like he had grown quite impatient with how long it was taking.
Suddenly, the stone, which was about a foot square, shook so, that Todd withdrew from it, thinking that it would come out of its place altogether; and as it was evidently the object of the prisoner at the other side to push it through into Todd's cell, he thought it better to stand on one side, and let it come.
Suddenly, the stone, which was about a foot square, shook so much that Todd stepped back from it, thinking it might come loose entirely; and since it was clearly the prisoner on the other side's intention to push it through into Todd's cell, he decided it was better to move to the side and let it come.
Suddenly, with a crash, it fell through, and then Todd spoke, for the first time, to the prisoner.
Suddenly, with a crash, it fell through, and then Todd spoke, for the first time, to the prisoner.
CHAPTER CXXXIII.
THE PROGRESS OF THE OPERATIONS TO ESCAPE FROM NEWGATE.
"Who's there? Who are you?" cried Todd.
"Who's there? Who are you?" shouted Todd.
"The deuce!" said a voice, from the adjoining cell. "Sold at last, after all my trouble. Confound you, why didn't you speak before, and save me the last hour's work?"
"The heck!" said a voice from the next cell. "Finally sold, after all my effort. Damn it, why didn't you say something earlier and save me this last hour of work?"
"What do you mean?" cried Todd. "I am a desperate man. Do not tamper with me. Do you belong to the prison, or do you not?"
"What do you mean?" Todd shouted. "I'm a desperate man. Don't mess with me. Do you belong to the prison, or not?"
"I belong to the prison! I should think not. Don't you?"
"I belong in prison! I don't think so. Don't you?"
"Oh, no—no—no—no."
"Oh no, no, no, no."
"Why, you don't mean to say that you are a prisoner?"
"Wait, you can't be serious that you're a prisoner?"
"I am, indeed, and condemned to die."
"I really am, and I'm sentenced to die."
"All's right then. Bravo! This is capital. I thought I was in the end cell, do you know, and that by working through the wall by the assistance of Providence always—Bah! I can't get out of the old trade. I mean to say, that I thought I was working through a wall that would have taken me into one of the corridors of Newgate, and then there would have been a chance of getting off, you know."
"Okay then. Great! This is excellent. I thought I was in the final cell, you know, and that with a little help from fate, I’d find my way out—Ugh! I can't escape my old ways. What I mean is, I thought I was breaking through a wall that would lead me to one of the corridors of Newgate, and then there would have been a chance to get away, you know."
"I do not know, and did not know," said Todd; "but if there be really any chance of escape, I am a desperate man, and will risk anything for it. Only say that you will help me."
"I don’t know, and I didn’t know," said Todd; "but if there’s really any chance of escape, I’m a desperate man and I’ll risk anything for it. Just say that you’ll help me."
"Help you? Of course I will. Do you think I am in love with these cold walls? No, I will get a light in a moment, and we can then have a look at each other. Are you in fetters?"
"Help you? Of course I will. Do you think I care about these cold walls? No, I’ll get a light in a minute, and then we can see each other. Are you locked up?"
"I was, but I have a file, and have succeeded in freeing myself from them completely. Are you?"
"I was, but I have a file and have managed to completely free myself from them. How about you?"
"Yes, but I have muffled them with some pieces of my clothing that I have torn up for the purpose, and please the Lord they will make no noise."
"Yeah, but I’ve silenced them with some pieces of my clothes that I’ve torn up for that reason, and hopefully they won’t make any noise."
Todd was rather amazed at the religious expressions of the other prisoner; but he forbore to make any remark concerning them, and as something had been said about getting a light, he resolved to wait patiently until it was procured, when he would be able to see who it was that chance had so very strangely thrown him into companionship with.
Todd was quite surprised by the religious expressions of the other prisoner; however, he refrained from commenting on them. Since there had been some talk about getting a light, he decided to wait patiently until it was acquired. Then he would be able to see who it was that fate had so oddly brought into his company.
"You see," added the other prisoner, "a religious lady left me some tracts, and as I told her they did not allow light here, she was kind enough to smuggle me in some phosphorous matches, in case in the night I should wish to read."
"You see," the other prisoner added, "a religious lady gave me some pamphlets, and when I told her they didn’t allow light here, she was nice enough to sneak me in some phosphorus matches, in case I wanted to read at night."
"Very kind of her," said Todd.
"That was really nice of her," said Todd.
"Oh, very. Let us praise the—Bother, I shall never get out of the habit of chaunting, I do believe."
"Oh, definitely. Let’s give praise to the—Ugh, I don’t think I’ll ever stop humming, honestly."
In a moment, now, a faint blue light illumed the cell adjoining to Todd's, and as the religious lady had been kind enough to bring some little wax ends of candles, the prisoner lit one, and placing it upon the ledge left by the displaced brick in the wall, he put his face close to it, and looked at Todd.
In a moment, a faint blue light lit up the cell next to Todd's, and since the kind religious lady had brought some small wax candle stubs, the prisoner lit one and set it on the ledge created by the missing brick in the wall. He leaned in closer to it and looked at Todd.
Todd did the same thing, and looked at him.
Todd did the same thing and looked at him.
"Humph," said the prisoner. "They are not going to hang you for your beauty, whoever you are, my friend."
"Humph," said the prisoner. "They’re not going to hang you for your looks, whoever you are, my friend."
"Nor you," said Todd, who was a little stung by this cool remark, "for I must say a more villanous looking countenance than yours I never saw in all my life."
"Neither do you," said Todd, who felt a bit hurt by this icy comment, "because I have to say, I've never seen a more villainous-looking face than yours in my whole life."
"Then you certainly never looked in a glass."
"Then you definitely never looked in a mirror."
"Hark you, my friend," said Todd. "If we are to aid each other in getting out of Newgate, it will not be by railing at each other through a square hole in the wall of our cells. We had better leave all remarks about our looks to other folks, and at once set to work about what is much more important, namely, breaking our way out of this most detestable of all places."
"Listen, my friend," said Todd. "If we want to help each other escape from Newgate, it won’t be by shouting insults through a square hole in the wall of our cells. We should let others comment on our looks and focus on what really matters—breaking our way out of this horrible place."
"Truly," said the other; "you speak wisdom, and the Lord—Pho! The deuce take it, when shall I get rid of the cant of the conventicle? My dear sir, you see before you a man who has been a great victim."
"Really," said the other; "you speak wisely, and the Lord—ugh! When will I be free of the church nonsense? My good man, you’re looking at someone who has been a huge victim."
"What is your name?"
"What's your name?"
"Lupin they used to call me. The Reverend Josiah Lupin."
"Lupin, that’s what they used to call me. The Reverend Josiah Lupin."
"Ah," said Todd. "I heard something of your case. I believe you murdered a woman, did you not?"
"Ah," Todd said. "I heard about your situation. I believe you killed a woman, didn't you?"
"Why, my friend," said Mrs. Oakley's old acquaintance, for indeed it was no other, "I don't mind confessing to you, that a woman met with a slight accident at my place, and they say I did it. But now that I have been so candid, pray who are you?"
"Why, my friend," said Mrs. Oakley's old acquaintance, for it was indeed no one else, "I don't mind admitting to you that a woman had a minor accident at my place, and people are saying it was my fault. But now that I've been so straightforward, may I ask who you are?"
"They call me Todd."
"They call me Todd."
The Reverend Mr. Lupin screwed up his mouth, and whistled.
The Reverend Mr. Lupin puckered his lips and whistled.
"Humph," he said. "The religious lady only this morning told me all about you. You used to polish the people off in your barber's shop, and then make them into pork pies, I believe?"
"Humph," he said. "The religious lady told me all about you this morning. I hear you used to take care of your customers in your barbershop and then turned them into pork pies, right?"
"Ha! ha!" said Todd.
"Ha! Ha!" said Todd.
"And you had a charming assistant in the shape of a lady, named Lovett, I have been informed, who used to help you to scrape the bones of the poor devils who had only just slipped in for a shave, and by no means expected such a scrape."
"And you had a charming assistant, a woman named Lovett, I’ve heard, who used to help you scrape the bones of the poor souls who had just come in for a shave and certainly didn’t expect such a fate."
"Ha! ha!" said Todd.
"Ha! Ha!" said Todd.
"Stop a bit," said Mr. Lupin, "don't come that sort of laugh again. It don't sound at all pleasant. Well, I think we may manage to get out of Newgate, do you know, by a little hard work, if you are willing; but mind you, I don't want to be made a pork or a veal pie of, if you please."
"Hold on a second," said Mr. Lupin, "don’t laugh like that again. It doesn’t sound pleasant at all. I think we can find a way to escape from Newgate, you know, with a bit of hard work, if you're up for it; but just so you know, I really don’t want to end up as a pork or veal pie, if you don’t mind."
"I never ate them myself," said Todd, "so there is no temptation; but I sincerely hope, my friend, that you do not believe one word of the many calumnies that have been heaped upon my character?"
"I've never eaten them myself," Todd said, "so there's no temptation; but I genuinely hope, my friend, that you don't believe a word of the many lies that have been thrown at my character?"
"Oh, dear no; and you, too, are well aware that I am the most falsely accused and innocent clergyman that ever lived."
"Oh, no; and you know just as well as I do that I am the most wrongfully accused and innocent clergyman who ever lived."
"Perfectly."
"Perfect."
"My dear, sir, you are a very reasonable man, and I don't see any reason on earth that we should not be capital friends from this moment. Just help me to move another of these stones and I shall be able to creep through the opening into your cell."
"My dear sir, you’re a very reasonable person, and I don’t see any reason at all why we shouldn’t be great friends from this moment on. Just help me move another one of these stones, and I’ll be able to squeeze through the opening into your cell."
Todd very kindly assisted the Reverend Mr. Lupin, and in the course of a few minutes, another of these large square blocks of stone that formed the wall of the cell being removed, he was able to creep through the aperture with the assistance of Todd.
Todd kindly helped Reverend Mr. Lupin, and after a few minutes, as another large square stone block was removed from the wall of the cell, he was able to squeeze through the opening with Todd's assistance.
"All's right," said Lupin, as he shook himself. "And now, my new friend, I will borrow the same file with which you released yourself from your fetters, and git rid of mine."
"All's good," said Lupin, shaking himself off. "And now, my new friend, I'll borrow the same file you used to free yourself from your shackles and get rid of mine."
"Here it is," said Todd; "you work upon one leg, and I will work upon the other, for I have two files here, although one of them is a little blunted by the work it has already done. Yet it will help, and time is everything."
"Here it is," said Todd. "You work on one leg, and I'll work on the other, since I have two files here, even though one of them is a bit worn down from the work it’s already done. But it will still help, and time is crucial."
"It is," said Lupin. "Work away, for I am not able to think of anything until I am free of these confounded irons."
"It is," said Lupin. "Go ahead and work because I can't think of anything until I'm free from these damn shackles."
They worked in real earnest, and to such purpose, that in a much less space of time than anybody would have thought it possible to accomplish the process in, the fetters of Mr. Lupin dropped from him, and, like Todd, he stood so far free from restraint.
They worked seriously and effectively, so much so that in much less time than anyone would have thought possible, Mr. Lupin's shackles fell off, and, like Todd, he stood far away from any constraints.
"Now," he said, "I have some first-rate picklocks, and if providence—Tush! tush! I mean if we are lucky, we shall get on capitally. The next thing we have to do is, to get out of here, and by far the shortest way is to work through the wall. Have you any other tools beside the files, for they are not much use now to us?"
"Now," he said, "I have some great picklocks, and if luck is on our side, we should do really well. The next thing we need to do is get out of here, and the quickest way is to get through the wall. Do you have any other tools besides the files? They’re not much help to us right now."
"Yes, a chisel."
"Yeah, a chisel."
"A chisel? Oh, my friend, you are indeed a wonderful man. A chisel? What may not be done with a chisel! A strong, good chisel, too. Oh, if we do not chisel our way out of Newgate now, it will be very hard indeed. Come, you shall see an old hand at work. Perhaps you have not had much experience at prison-breaking?"
"A chisel? Oh, my friend, you really are a remarkable guy. A chisel? Just think of all the things you can do with a chisel! A strong, good chisel, too. Oh, if we don’t use this chisel to break out of Newgate now, it’s going to be really tough. Come on, you’ll get to see a pro in action. Maybe you haven’t had much practice with escaping from prison?"
"Certainly not," said Todd.
"Definitely not," said Todd.
"Well, this will be a good lesson to you. Now you will see how nicely I will get one of these old square blocks of stone out of its place."
"Well, this will be a good lesson for you. Now you’ll see how easily I can get one of these old square stone blocks out of its spot."
Todd smiled grimly. Perhaps he thought he could have given the Reverend Josiah Lupin a good lesson in some things; but at that time he was only too happy to meet with a companion who promised such great things in the way of immediate escape.
Todd smiled sadly. Maybe he thought he could have taught Reverend Josiah Lupin a thing or two; but at that moment, he was just really glad to meet someone who promised a quick way out.
Certainly Mr. Lupin showed great dexterity in handling the chisel, with which he had been furnished by Todd; and in a much less space of time than any one would have thought the work could have been performed in, he had loosened the stone in the wall that he wished to dislodge.
Certainly, Mr. Lupin demonstrated impressive skill with the chisel that Todd had given him; and in a much shorter time than anyone would have expected the task to take, he had dislodged the stone from the wall that he aimed to remove.
"Let us both push it," he said, "and we shall get it through easily."
"Let's both push it," he said, "and we'll get it through easily."
"But its fall will make an alarm," said Todd.
"But its fall will cause a stir," said Todd.
"Oh, no. The distance is too short, and it will go down easy. Now for it."
"Oh no. The distance is too short, and it will go down easy. Here goes."
They pressed upon the stone both of them, and by a skilful joggling movement, Lupin got it to move along until it was beyond its centre of gravity, and then, with a heavy bump, down it went on the other side. They both now paused for some moments, and spoke not a word, for they were anxious to discover if the fall of the stone into the passage beyond the cells had made any noise sufficient to attract the attention of the prison officials.
They both pushed against the stone, and with a clever shifting motion, Lupin got it to slide until it went past its center of gravity, and then, with a loud thud, it dropped down on the other side. They both paused for a moment and said nothing, eager to find out if the stone falling into the passage past the cells made enough noise to grab the attention of the prison guards.
All was still.
Everything was quiet.
"It's as right as possible," said Lupin. "They are asleep, the greater part of them. The pretended vigilance in this place, and the sleepless watchfulness, is all a fudge. Turnkeys, and police officers, and Governors of Newgate, are but flesh and blood, and they will take things easy if they can."
"It's as right as it can be," said Lupin. "Most of them are asleep. The supposed vigilance here and the constant watchfulness is all a sham. Turnkeys, police officers, and the Governors of Newgate are just human, and they’ll relax if they get the chance."
"You are quite a man of the world," said Todd.
"You really are quite the worldly guy," said Todd.
"Oh, yes; I have seen a little of it. But I say, Master Todd, deal candidly with me now. Have you not some secret hoard of cash, upon which we can make ourselves comfortable, when we get out of this mousetrap? I have not a penny piece; but you ought to have something, I should say. I don't mean to say but that I had money, but it was not hidden, and the police have got hold of that. If I were acquitted, they kindly said they would let me have it. But if found guilty, of which they did not entertain the smallest doubt, I could not want it."
"Oh, yes; I've seen a little of it. But listen, Master Todd, be honest with me now. Don't you have some secret stash of cash we could use to make ourselves comfortable when we get out of this mess? I don’t have a single penny, but I would think you should have something. I’m not saying I had money, but it wasn’t hidden, and the police have taken that. They kindly said that if I were cleared, they would give it back. But if I’m found guilty, which they absolutely believe I will be, then I won’t need it."
"Curses on them!" said Todd; "they had enough of mine to have made us both rich men—very rich men. Oh, that I had been off a month ago!"
"Curses on them!" Todd said. "They had enough of my curses to have made us both rich—really rich. Oh, how I wish I had left a month ago!"
"Don't fret about that. We are all in the hands of a gracious provi—Psha! I am forgetting again. Whatever you do, Todd, in this world, don't turn parson to a parcel of old women, for the phraseology will stick to you as long as you live, if you do. But come—tell me now. You do know where to lay your hand upon money?"
"Don't worry about that. We're all in the hands of a kind providence—Ugh! I'm forgetting again. Whatever you do, Todd, in this world, don’t act like a minister to a bunch of old women, because that way of speaking will stick with you for life if you do. But come on—tell me now. You do know where to find some money?"
Todd thought that it would be very indiscreet to say no to this little proposition, so with a nod and a smile he replied—
Todd thought it would be really inappropriate to refuse this little suggestion, so with a nod and a smile he replied—
"Only a few hundreds. That's all."
"Just a few hundred. That's it."
"A few hundreds? That is a pretty good all, and will do very well indeed, my dear friend. Is it an understanding that we go halves?"
"A few hundred? That's a pretty good amount and will work out really well, my dear friend. Are we on the same page about splitting it?"
"Quite, quite."
"Very, very."
"Then, if we don't get out of the stone-jug pretty soon, it will be a strange thing to me. Now let us work away like bricks, and we will show them that two determined men can laugh at their bolts, and bars, and stone walls."
"Then, if we don't get out of this place pretty soon, it will be a strange thing for me. Now let’s work hard, and we’ll show them that two determined men can laugh at their locks, bars, and stone walls."
"How confident you are," said Todd. "You surely forget that we must go through much, before we can see the outside of the walls of this dreadful place. I wish I could be as sure of the result as you are, or as you seem to be."
"How confident you are," Todd said. "You must remember that we have to get through a lot before we can see outside the walls of this terrible place. I wish I could be as certain about the outcome as you are, or as you seem to be."
"It is one-half the battle to make sure; there goes another of the stones. Now follow me through this opening in the wall. It leads to a passage from which we can reach one of the smaller inner courts; and from that we shall get on through the chapel to the Governor's house, and if we can't get out there, it's a bad case."
"It’s half the battle to be sure; there goes another stone. Now follow me through this opening in the wall. It leads to a passage that takes us to one of the smaller inner courtyards; and from there, we can make our way through the chapel to the Governor's house, and if we can’t get out from there, we’re in trouble."
Mr. Lupin, who had, in a great measure, now that he no longer had any sanctified character to keep up, thrown of his timid nature, ventured to scramble through the opening in the wall, and he assisted Todd to follow him.
Mr. Lupin, who had, for the most part, now that he didn't have any sacred reputation to uphold, shed his timid nature, took a chance and climbed through the opening in the wall, helping Todd follow him.

The Two Murderers, Todd And Lupin, Escaping From The Cell Of Newgate.
The Two Murderers, Todd and Lupin, escaping from their cell in Newgate.
They both now stood in a narrow vaulted passage, and then they paused again for several minutes to listen if any noise in the prison gave intimation that any one was stirring; but everything was perfectly still, and so death-like was the silence, that, but that they well knew to the contrary, they might have supposed that they were the only living persons within that gloomy pile of building.
They both stood in a narrow vaulted hallway and paused again for several minutes to listen for any sounds in the prison that might indicate someone was moving around; but everything was perfectly silent, and the stillness was so intense that, if they didn’t know better, they might have thought they were the only living people in that gloomy structure.
The little bit of wax candle that had been brought to Lupin by the pious lady, and which he had lit in his own cell, for the purpose, at first, of having a good look at Todd, was now upon the point of going out; but he was very well provided with wax candle-ends, and he speedily lighted another, as he said in a tone of irony—
The small piece of wax candle that the devout lady had given to Lupin, which he had lit in his own room to get a better look at Todd, was just about to burn out; however, he had plenty of wax candle stubs, and he quickly lit another one, saying in a sarcastic tone—
"The sheriffs will write a letter of threats to the pious lady, when they find how much she aided us in escaping."
"The sheriffs will send a threatening letter to the devout woman when they realize how much she helped us get away."
"They ought," said Todd. "We will pray for her."
"They should," said Todd. "We'll pray for her."
Lupin laughed, as he with a light step now crept along the vaulted passage, and reached a massive door at the end of it, up and down which he passed the light several times. Then he muttered to himself—
Lupin laughed as he lightly stepped down the vaulted hallway and reached a massive door at the end. He moved the light up and down several times. Then he muttered to himself—
"Good! Only the lock, and it will need to be a good one if it resist me. I used to be rather an adept at this sort of thing."
"Great! Just the lock left, and it has to be a good one if it’s going to hold me back. I used to be pretty skilled at this kind of thing."
"Then you are," said Todd, "a professional—"
"Then you are," Todd said, "a professional—"
He paused, for he did not like to say thief; but Lupin himself added the word, cracksman, and Todd nodded.
He paused, as he didn’t want to say thief; but Lupin himself added the word, burglar, and Todd nodded.
"Yes," added Lupin, "I was a cracksman, but I got known, so I thought the chapel dodge would suit me, and it did for a time, and would for some time longer, but that the little accident of which you have heard something took place in the chapel, and that idiot Mrs. Oakley found me out. Ah! you never after all can be a match for a crafty old woman. They will have you at some moment when you least expect it. She regularly sold me."
"Yes," Lupin added, "I was a thief, but I got recognized, so I thought the chapel trick would work for me, and it did for a while, and probably would have for a longer time, but then the little accident you’ve heard about happened in the chapel, and that fool Mrs. Oakley figured me out. Ah! You can never really outsmart a crafty old woman. They’ll catch you when you least expect it. She completely had me."
CHAPTER CXXXIV.
THE ESCAPE, AND THE RETREAT IN CAEN WOOD, HAMPSTEAD.
While Mr. Lupin talked, he did not lose time, but he was working away at the lock of the door at the end of the passage. After a few moments there was a crackling sound, and then the lock yielded to the exertion of Mr. Lupin, and went back into its home. The door, with a wheezing sound, slowly opened.
While Mr. Lupin talked, he didn’t waste any time and was busy working on the lock of the door at the end of the hallway. After a few moments, there was a crackling sound, and then the lock gave way to Mr. Lupin’s efforts and retracted into place. The door, with a wheezing noise, slowly opened.
"All's right," whispered Lupin. "The less we say now, Todd, the better, for our voices will go farther now that we shall be clear of this passage. Come on. Follow me!"
"All good," whispered Lupin. "The less we say right now, Todd, the better, because our voices will carry farther now that we’re about to leave this passage. Let’s go. Follow me!"
They both emerged into the night air; and crouching down, Lupin ran along the little yard in which they were, and which was not above half-a-dozen yards across. He paused at a door, and then suddenly starting away from it, he muttered—
They both stepped out into the night air; and crouching down, Lupin ran along the small yard they were in, which was only about six yards across. He paused at a door and then suddenly darted away from it, muttering—
"It is not this one. Ah! this is it! Stand quite close up against the wall, and then there will be the less chance of any one seeing you. I must work away at this door."
"It’s not this one. Ah! this is it! Stand really close to the wall, and then there will be less chance of anyone seeing you. I have to get to work on this door."
"Where does it lead to?" whispered Todd.
"Where does it go?" whispered Todd.
"To the chapel."
"To the chapel."
Todd screwed himself up into the smallest space that he possibly could against the wall, close to the door, while Lupin tried to open it. That door for more than ten minutes baffled him. Probably that fact was owing in some degree to the circumstance of his being in the dark, for of course, before emerging from the vaulted passage, he had thought it prudent to extinguish the little light he had.
Todd squeezed himself into the smallest space he could against the wall, near the door, while Lupin tried to open it. That door confused him for more than ten minutes. This was probably partly because he was in the dark, since before coming out of the vaulted passage, he had decided it was wise to turn off the little light he had.
"It baffles you," said Todd, in a voice of great anxiety.
"It confuses you," Todd said, his voice filled with worry.
"As yet, yes. No. It is open."
"As of now, yes. No. It is open."
Todd breathed more freely.
Todd breathed easier.
"Come in," said Lupin. "Come in. We have done wonders as yet, my friend, and we will do wonders yet, I think, if Providence only looks with a gracious—There I go again. When shall I forget that chapel, I wonder?"
"Come in," said Lupin. "Come in. We've accomplished amazing things so far, my friend, and I believe we'll achieve even more, if fate just smiles upon us—There I go again. I wonder when I'll forget that chapel?"
"It don't matter," said Todd. "I used to find a little religion answer very well myself."
"It doesn't matter," Todd said. "I used to find that a little bit of religion worked really well for me."
"Not a doubt of it. Now, then, that the door is fast, we may muster up a light again."
"There's no doubt about it. Now that the door is secure, we can get the light going again."
With the aid of one of his matches, Lupin again illuminated the little wax end of the candle, and then Todd found that he was in a small kind of vestibule from which a green baize door led directly into the chapel. In fact, that was the entrance by which the lower class of offenders confined in Newgate were brought to the chapel on Sundays. The little building looked much larger by the faint light of that one candle than it really was, and Todd glared around him with a feeling of terror, as he had not felt since he had left his cell. Perhaps, after all, a good deal of that was owing to the low temperature of the chapel, that lent a chill to his system.
With the help of one of his matches, Lupin lit the small wax tip of the candle again, and then Todd realized he was in a small vestibule, from which a green baize door led directly into the chapel. In fact, that was the entrance used by the lower class of offenders held in Newgate when they were brought to the chapel on Sundays. The small building appeared much larger in the dim light of that one candle than it actually was, and Todd looked around, feeling a sense of terror he hadn't felt since leaving his cell. Perhaps, after all, a lot of that was due to the chilly temperature of the chapel, which added to his unease.
"Look at that seat," said Lupin, pointing to one. "Do you know what it is?"
"Check out that seat," Lupin said, pointing to one. "Do you know what it is?"
"Only a seat," said Todd. "Is there anything particular in it?"
"Just a seat," Todd said. "Is there something special about it?"
"Nothing, except the kind of interest it might have for you, as being the one upon which the condemned prisoners sit, on the Sunday previous to their execution, that is all."
"Nothing, except the kind of interest it might have for you, as being the one on which the condemned prisoners sit, on the Sunday before their execution, that’s all."
Todd turned aside with a shudder.
Todd turned away with a shiver.
"Enough," he said. "Enough. That is enough. Let us get on, and not waste time in idle talking about such idle matters as these. I do not feel very well."
"That's enough," he said. "Enough. Let’s move on and not waste time on pointless conversations like this. I’m not feeling very well."
"And I," said Lupin, "would give a few bright pieces out of those hundreds that you have hidden, for a glass of brandy. But that's not to be thought of now. This is a door that leads from the chapel to the Governor's house, through which the parson, and the Governor and Sheriffs come on the occasion of Sunday service here. It is by that we must attempt an escape in this place."
"And I," said Lupin, "would trade a few shiny coins from those hundreds you've stashed away for a glass of brandy. But that's not an option right now. This door leads from the chapel to the Governor's house, through which the pastor, the Governor, and the Sheriffs enter for Sunday service here. That's how we should try to escape from this place."
Sweeney Todd, and Mr. Lupin looked like two spectres, as they crept noiselessly through the chapel of Newgate; but Lupin appeared to know perfectly well the route which it was necessary for him to take, and he soon went up three small steps, and applied his ear to the panel of a door to listen, as he said—
Sweeney Todd and Mr. Lupin looked like two ghosts as they quietly moved through the chapel of Newgate. However, Lupin seemed to know exactly where he was going. He quickly climbed three small steps and pressed his ear against the panel of a door to listen, as he said—
"Through here lies our route."
"Our route goes through here."
"Is all still?" said Todd.
"Is everything still?" said Todd.
"Quite. I don't believe, except ourselves, there is any one up and about in Newgate except a couple of lazy fellows in the vestibule; but we are too far off them to be in any danger of their overhearing us. This door will not give any trouble. Ah!"
"Definitely. I don’t think anyone else is up and about in Newgate aside from a couple of lazy guys in the entrance; but we’re far enough away from them that we’re not at risk of them overhearing us. This door won’t cause any issues. Ah!"
"What is the matter?"
"What's the matter?"
"It is bolted on the other side."
"It’s secured on the other side."
"Then we are foiled?"
"Are we thwarted then?"
"Not at all. It will take us a little time to unbolt it, that's all. Hand me the chisel."
"Not at all. It will just take us a bit of time to unbolt it, that's all. Pass me the chisel."
Todd handed it to him; and then holding the light for Lupin, the latter set to work upon the panelling of the door, to cut away sufficient of it to enable him to get his head through, to draw back the bolts, one of which was at the top of the door and another at the bottom of it.
Todd handed it to him, and then while holding the light for Lupin, who started working on the door's paneling, he cut away enough to get his head through and draw back the bolts, one situated at the top of the door and the other at the bottom.
The door, though, was not built for strength, for it was scarcely imagined that it would ever be attacked, so that the panelling was only of an ordinary character; and as the chisel was a good one, and Mr. Lupin was tolerably expert in its use, the chips from the wood soon began noiselessly to fall about him. He worked in a circle, so that when he should get fairly through the panel, there would be quite space enough for him to get his arm through, and unfasten both the bolts; and this he completed in about ten minutes.
The door wasn't designed to be strong because it was hardly expected to be attacked, so the paneling was pretty basic. Since the chisel was good, and Mr. Lupin was fairly skilled with it, the wood chips started to fall quietly around him. He worked in a circle, making sure there was enough space to get his arm through and unlock both bolts once he got through the panel, and he finished that in about ten minutes.
"I should never have got on without you," said Todd. "The only notion I had of the affair, was to try and fight my way out of the prison, and if I fell in doing so, I was no worse off than I should be on Monday morning—or, indeed, rather better, for I could not endure the agony of waiting for death."
"I never should have gotten through this without you," Todd said. "The only idea I had about the situation was to try to fight my way out of prison, and if I failed while trying, I wouldn't be worse off than I would be on Monday morning—or actually a bit better, because I couldn't stand the pain of waiting for death."
"They would not have killed you."
"They wouldn't have hurt you."
"They must."
"They have to."
"Nay, they will go through fire and water here, and suffer anything, rather than that a man should escape the gallows. They would have flung themselves upon you, and overpowered you by numbers, and on Monday morning, if you had a breath of life left in you, you would have been dragged out to death."
"Nah, they would go through fire and water here, and endure anything, rather than let a man escape the gallows. They would have thrown themselves at you and overpowered you with their numbers, and on Monday morning, if you had a single breath of life left in you, you would have been pulled out to your death."
Todd shuddered.
Todd shivered.
"And you so innocent, too," added Lupin. "But it is the innocent that in this world, verily, are chastened alway."
"And you’re so innocent, too," added Lupin. "But it’s the innocent who, in this world, are truly always punished."
"You are getting into your old habit of preaching again," said Todd, roughly.
"You’re falling back into your old habit of preaching again," Todd said bluntly.
"So I am. I am much obliged to you, my friend, to put me in mind of it. Very much obliged. I was for a moment preaching; but here is the door open, and now I beg that you will tread as though you trod upon a mine, for we do not know what persons in this portion of this confounded building may be upon the alert."
"So I am. I really appreciate it, my friend, for reminding me about it. I'm very grateful. I was just about to give a lecture; but now that the door is open, I ask that you step carefully, as if you're walking on a mine, because we don’t know who in this part of this troublesome building might be watching."
"Oh, that we were only in the open air!" said Todd.
"Oh, if only we were outside!" said Todd.
"Hush! hush!"
"Shh! Shh!"
The villain Lupin, almost as bad in his way as Todd was in his, now shaded the little light with his hands, and crept on slowly and cautiously, until he reached the staircase, which was nicely empanelled, and up that he slowly took his way. Before he got to the top of it, he blew out the light, and waiting there until Todd was close to him, he said, in the smallest possible whisper—
The villain Lupin, just as wicked in his own way as Todd was in his, now blocked the dim light with his hands and crept slowly and carefully until he reached the staircase, which was nicely paneled. He made his way up it slowly. Before he reached the top, he blew out the light and waited there until Todd was near him. Then he said, in the quietest whisper—
"Follow me, and be careful, I am afraid the light might gleam through some key-hole, and betray us. Come on, and recollect that a slip or a stumble may be fatal. Think that the rope is about your neck."
"Follow me, and watch your step; I’m worried that the light might shine through a keyhole and give us away. Let’s go, and remember that a slip or a trip could be deadly. Just think of the rope tightening around your neck."
"I will," said Todd. "I will. I almost seem to feel it actually. Oh, yes, I will be very careful."
"I will," said Todd. "I will. I can almost feel it happening. Oh, yes, I’ll be super careful."
"Hush! hush! Are you mad to go on talking so?"
"Hush! Hush! Are you crazy to keep talking like that?"
Todd said no more, and Lupin crept on until he got right to the top of the stairs. Then holding by a balustrade that was continued along the landing, he reached the head of another flight of steps, which led directly down to the hall or passage of the Governor's house. Lupin was terribly afraid that Todd would come upon these second stairs at unawares, and stumble down some of them, so he waited at the head of them, until Todd touched him, and then he whispered the one word, "Stairs."
Todd said nothing more, and Lupin quietly moved on until he reached the top of the stairs. Holding onto a railing that continued along the landing, he arrived at the start of another flight of steps that led directly down to the hallway of the Governor's house. Lupin was really afraid that Todd would unexpectedly come upon these second stairs and trip on them, so he waited at the top until Todd touched him, and then he whispered one word, "Stairs."
"Yes," replied Todd, and then Lupin commenced the descent, followed by his trembling companion, and for the matter of that, Lupin himself shook now like an aspen leaf.
"Yes," replied Todd, and then Lupin began the descent, followed by his trembling companion, and in fact, Lupin himself was now shaking like a leaf.
The steps were fourteen in number, and then, by the feel of a mat at the foot of them, Lupin was satisfied that he had actually gained the hall of the Governor's house. Todd was close behind him.
The steps were fourteen in total, and then, by feeling a mat at the bottom of them, Lupin knew he had actually reached the hall of the Governor's house. Todd was right behind him.
"Stop!" whispered Lupin, and Todd stopped as suddenly as though he had been some piece of machinery that could be in a moment arrested in its progress.
"Stop!" whispered Lupin, and Todd halted as abruptly as if he were a machine that could be instantly stopped in its tracks.
Lupin well knew now that without a light it would be folly to attempt opening the door of the Governor's house, which, as a matter of course, was well secured; and very reluctantly he lit another match, and ignited the wax candle-end again. He placed Todd in such a position on the mat at the foot of the stairs, that his bulky tall form acted as a screen against the rays of the light ascending the staircase, and then, with something of his old nervousness and abject fear of manner and expression, he narrowly scrutinized the door.
Lupin knew that trying to open the door to the Governor's house without a light would be pointless, especially since it was well secured. Reluctantly, he lit another match and got the wax candle-end going again. He positioned Todd on the mat at the bottom of the stairs so that his large, tall body blocked the light from shining up the staircase. Then, with some of his old nervousness and a look of utter fear, he carefully examined the door.
"Curses on all these precautions!" he muttered. "We may be detained here until morning."
"Curses on all these precautions!" he grumbled. "We might be stuck here until morning."
In good truth, the door of the Governor's house was very well fastened up, and Mr. Lupin might well feel a little staggered at the sight of it. A chain that was up across it, he easily removed, and the bolts offered no obstacles; but what was the most serious consisted of a small, but exquisitely made lock that was on the door, and the key of which, no doubt, at such an hour was under the Governor's pillow.
In reality, the door of the Governor's house was securely locked, and Mr. Lupin could easily be taken aback by it. He quickly removed the chain that was across it, and the bolts posed no challenge; however, the biggest issue was a small but finely crafted lock on the door, the key for which was probably under the Governor's pillow at that hour.
Todd at that moment would have given anything to be able just to say—
Todd at that moment would have given anything to just be able to say—
"How are you getting on?" but in such a place, with, for all he knew to the contrary, the Governor of Newgate within a dozen yards of him, he dared not open his lips.
"How are you doing?" but in a place like this, with the Governor of Newgate possibly just a dozen yards away, he didn't dare say a word.
And now Lupin brought all his old skill to bear upon that one little lock upon the Governor's door, and yet it resisted him. One five minutes' attempt to pick it was to him pretty conclusive evidence that it was not to be done.
And now Lupin applied all his old skills to that one little lock on the Governor's door, yet it wouldn’t budge. A five-minute attempt to pick it was pretty convincing evidence to him that it just couldn’t be done.
He had the chisel in his pocket, and in despair he inserted it between the door and the post. It broke short off by the handle. Lupin uttered a groan, which was echoed by Todd, and then they both stood glaring at each other in solemn silence. Todd crept towards Lupin, and leaning forward he whispered faintly—
He had the chisel in his pocket, and in frustration, he wedged it between the door and the frame. It snapped off right at the handle. Lupin let out a groan, which was mirrored by Todd, and then they both glared at each other in heavy silence. Todd slowly moved closer to Lupin, and leaning in, he whispered softly—
"It can't be done?"
"Isn't it possible?"
"No," said Lupin, "that lock stops us."
"No," said Lupin, "that lock is in our way."
"Lost—lost!" said Todd. "We are lost, then?"
"Lost—lost!" Todd said. "So we’re lost, then?"
"Hush. Let me think. The key of this lock is with the Governor, of course. Now, Todd, you are a man of strong nerves, you know, or else it would have been quite impossible for you to have gone through life in the way you have done. What do you say to going and trying to get the key?"
"Hush. Let me think. The key to this lock is with the Governor, obviously. Now, Todd, you’re a man of strong nerves, right? Otherwise, it would have been impossible for you to have lived your life the way you have. What do you think about going to try and get the key?"
"I—I?"
"I—me?"
"Yes, to be sure. I have, up to this moment, you know, done all the work, and if this lock had not baffled me, I would have done the remainder cheerfully; but could you not take one of these files—the end of it is very sharp—and persuade the Governor to give up the key?"
"Yes, definitely. Up to now, I've done all the work, and if this lock hadn't stumped me, I would have happily finished the rest; but could you take one of these files—the tip of it is very sharp—and convince the Governor to hand over the key?"
"Kill him, you mean?"
"Are you saying to kill him?"
"You may call it killing."
"You could call it killing."
"If I thought it could be done with anything like a certainty of result, I would make no more of the life of the Governor than—than—"
"If I thought it could be done with any certainty of result, I would think no more of the Governor's life than—than—"
Todd was at a loss for a simile, and Lupin helped him out of the difficulty by saying—
Todd couldn't think of a simile, and Lupin came to his rescue by saying—
"Giving a man a clean shave for one penny, or eating a veal pie."
"Shaving a guy for a penny, or having a veal pie."
Todd nodded.
Todd agreed.
"Now, hark you," continued Lupin, speaking in the same very low whisper, indeed, that he had conducted the conversation in. "It is quite a maddening thing, you see, to find that there is nothing between us and liberty but this door. Every moment is of the greatest possible importance. Will you do it?"
"Now, listen," Lupin said, still speaking in the same very low whisper he had been using. "It's incredibly frustrating to realize that all that stands between us and freedom is this door. Every moment is crucial. Will you do it?"
"Are you mad?"
"Are you crazy?"
"No. I am quite sane, I confess, though that I have not the pluck to do it. You ought to be a man of courage. What is it to you, if you were to murder everybody in this house, so that you got this door open? That is the great object, the only object; and to you, you know, three or four more deaths will not make much consequence."
"No. I’m totally sane, I admit, even if I don’t have the guts to do it. You should be a man of bravery. What does it matter to you if you were to kill everyone in this house just to get this door open? That's the main goal, the only goal; and for you, honestly, three or four more deaths won’t really make a difference."
"My friend," said Todd, with a sickly smile, "I am afraid you believe the calumnies that have been heaped upon my innocent head. But, if nothing can be done, but what you say, I will make the attempt. There are two files, though, and they are equally sharp. Do you take one, and I will take the other."
"My friend," Todd said with a forced smile, "I’m afraid you believe the lies that have been thrown at me. But if there's nothing else we can do except what you suggest, I’ll give it a shot. There are two files, though, and they’re both equally sharp. You take one, and I’ll take the other."
"You want me with you?"
"Do you want me with you?"
"I do, most, surely."
"I definitely do."
"Well—well; if it must be so, it must. I will come. Let us set about it at once, and—"
"Alright then; if that's how it has to be, then it has to be. I'll go. Let's get started right away, and—"
Before Mr. Lupin could say another word, there came a sharp rap at the door from the outside with the knocker; and so sudden and so utterly unexpected was the sound at such an hour, that Lupin and Todd fell on each other in their hurry to escape, they knew not where.
Before Mr. Lupin could say another word, there was a loud knock at the door from outside; and the sound was so sudden and completely unexpected at that hour that Lupin and Todd instinctively rushed toward each other in their panic to get away, not knowing where to go.
CHAPTER CXXXV.
THE CHASE THROUGH SMITHFIELD, AND THE MURDER.
They were afraid to speak, were those two murderers, as they now stood trembling in the passage of the Governor's house in Newgate. They could only be conscious of each other's presence by the hard breathing which their fears gave rise to, and as Lupin had extinguished the little light, the most intense darkness reigned around them.
They were scared to talk, those two murderers, as they stood shaking in the hallway of the Governor's house in Newgate. They could only sense each other's presence through the heavy breathing that their fear caused, and since Lupin had snuffed out the small light, complete darkness surrounded them.
Bang—bang—bang! went the knocker upon the door of the Governor's house again.
Bang—bang—bang! went the knocker on the door of the Governor's house again.
"Lost—lost!" said Todd.
"Lost—lost!" Todd exclaimed.
If Lupin was not the most hardened villain of the two, he was certainly at that moment the most courageous. He aimed a blow at Todd in the dark to give effect to his admonition for silence; but it did not take effect. Todd, however, was quite still now, and in the course of a few moments the knock at the door was repeated a third time. Then Lupin whispered to Todd—
If Lupin wasn't the toughest villain of the two, he was definitely the bravest at that moment. He swung at Todd in the dark to emphasize his warning to be quiet, but it missed. Todd, however, was completely still now, and after a few moments, the knock at the door came again for the third time. Then Lupin whispered to Todd—
"Keep yourself up as close against the wall as you can. Some one will come to the door, and you can throttle whoever it is, while I take the key of the little lock from them."
"Stay pressed up against the wall as much as possible. Someone will come to the door, and you can take them down while I grab the key from the little lock."
"Yes," said Todd, faintly.
"Yeah," Todd said quietly.
The word had hardly escaped his lips, when a flash of light from above came streaming down into the passage, and from each side of the door, close to the passage wall, against which they screwed themselves into as small a compass as possible, they saw a man approaching.
The word had barely left his mouth when a beam of light from above shot down into the passage, and on each side of the door, pressed as tightly against the passage wall as they could, they saw a man coming closer.
The person who came to answer the knock at the Governor's door was evidently only just roused from sleep, for he was looking heavy, and yawning as he came. The candle he carried swayed to and fro in his hand, and it was very unlikely that he would see anything that was not remarkably close to his nose.
The person who answered the knock at the Governor's door clearly had just woken up, as he looked groggy and was yawning while walking over. The candle he held wobbled in his hand, and it was very doubtful he would notice anything that wasn't right in front of his face.
"Ah, dear me" he yawned. "Can't people come at reasonable times? Who'd be a Governor's clerk, I wonder, to—ah, dear!—get up at all hours of the night in Newgate. Ah, heigho!"
"Ah, come on," he yawned. "Can't people show up at decent hours? Who would want to be a Governor's clerk, I wonder, to—ah, great!—get up at all hours of the night in Newgate. Ugh!"
Mr. Lupin wanted to say only two words to Todd, and those were "Kill him;" but he was afraid even to whisper them, lest Todd should not be equally discreet in reply. He knew he could whisper softly enough; but he thought his companion might not be so accomplished in that particular, so he was silent.
Mr. Lupin wanted to say just two words to Todd: "Kill him." But he was too scared to even whisper them, fearing that Todd might not respond discreetly. He knew he could whisper softly enough, but he worried that his companion might not be as skilled at that, so he stayed silent.
Before the individual who had announced himself to be the Governor's clerk could get into the passage down the flight of stairs, the person on the outside of the door got impatient, and executed another rather startling rap.
Before the person who claimed to be the Governor's clerk could make it down the stairs, the individual outside the door became impatient and knocked rather loudly again.
"Oh, bother you," said the clerk. "I only wish you were at the bottom of the Thames. I'm coming, stupid; don't you see the light through the little bit of glass at the top of the door, that—ah, dear! how gapish I am—you keep hammering away there, as if you thought we were all deaf or stupid?"
"Oh, come on," said the clerk. "I really wish you were at the bottom of the Thames. I'm on my way, you know; can't you see the light coming through the small glass at the top of the door? Ah, what a fool I am—you keep banging on the door like you think we're all deaf or dumb?"
The clerk was evidently wakening up, but as he carried the light right in front of his eyes, he had not the smallest chance of seeing either Mr. Todd or Lupin, and in that way he reached the passage, or hall it might be called from courtesy.
The clerk was clearly waking up, but since he was holding the light directly in front of his eyes, he had no chance of seeing either Mr. Todd or Lupin, and in that way he made his way to the passage, or hall, as it might be called politely.
To be sure, how could he for one moment suspect to find two of the most notorious criminals in all Newgate snugly hidden in the hall? We must consider how very improbable such a thing was, before we blame the clerk for any imprudence in the matter.
To be sure, how could he for even a moment suspect that two of the most notorious criminals in all of Newgate were snugly hidden in the hall? We need to think about how unlikely that scenario was before we blame the clerk for any mistakes in the situation.
The grand object of Lupin, who kept his sharp little ferret-looking eyes upon the clerk as he descended, was to note if he had a key with him at all; if he had, there could be no doubt of its being the key of the little lock that had so baffled his, Lupin's, attempts to open it, upon the door of the Governor's house. To his great satisfaction he saw that, dangling from the clerk's finger by a piece of tape, he did carry a key, and Lupin at once naturally concluded it was the one he wanted.
The main goal of Lupin, who was watching the clerk closely as he walked down, was to see if he had a key with him. If he did, there was no doubt that it was the key to the little lock that had frustrated Lupin's attempts to open it on the door of the Governor's house. To his delight, he noticed that the clerk was indeed carrying a key, hanging from his finger by a piece of tape, and Lupin immediately assumed it was the one he needed.
"Only just let me find out now," said the clerk, "that this is something about nothing, and won't I make a riot about it in the morning. To rouse a fellow out of his bed, it is really too bad, as if any kind of thing could not be just as well done in the day time as in the middle of night. Now stupid, who are you?"
"Just let me find out now," said the clerk, "that this is about nothing, and I'll cause a scene about it in the morning. Waking someone up in the middle of the night is really unfair, as if anything couldn’t be done just as well during the day. Now come on, who are you?"
These last words he addressed to the person outside, by placing his mouth close to the keyhole.
These final words were directed to the person outside, as he leaned in close to the keyhole.
A voice responded something, the only recognisable word of which was "donkey."
A voice replied with something, the only recognizable word being "donkey."
"What do you say?" cried the clerk, again. "You are—a—a—donkey, do you say?"
"What do you say?" shouted the clerk again. "You are—a—a—donkey, is that what you're saying?"
"No," said the voice from the outside through the key-hole. "But you are."
"No," said the voice from outside the keyhole. "But you are."
"Oh, am I, you infernal vagabond? I'll soon let you know what's what, I will, you rascal."
"Oh, am I, you pesky wanderer? I'll make sure you know what's what, you troublemaker."
With this the clerk began to open the door, and the moment he got the key in the little lock, so that Mr. Lupin was thoroughly aware it was the one he wanted, he sprung upon the unfortunate clerk, and dashing his head against the door, which was heavily plated with iron, he knocked him insensible in a moment.
With that, the clerk started to open the door, and as soon as he got the key in the small lock, making it clear to Mr. Lupin that it was the one he wanted, he lunged at the unfortunate clerk and slammed his head against the heavily iron-plated door, knocking him out instantly.
To open the lock was the work of an instant, and the door creaked upon its hinges.
Unlocking the door took just a moment, and it creaked as it swung open on its hinges.
"Who are you?" said Lupin.
"Who are you?" Lupin asked.
"A messenger from the Secretary of State," said the man on the outside, "and I shall report your insolence."
"A messenger from the Secretary of State," said the man outside, "and I will report your rudeness."
"Don't," said Lupin.
"Don't," Lupin said.
"Indeed, I shall."
"Of course, I will."
"Then take that."
"Take that."
With the file he dealt him a frightful wound in the face, and then they both rolled down the whole flight of steps together, for Mr. Lupin had overbalanced himself with that blow. Todd sprang over them both, and gained the open street, just as a watchman who was opposite began to spring his rattle at seeing such a scuffle going on at the Governor's door. The messenger from the Secretary of State, notwithstanding his wound, grappled with Lupin, but that rascal got hold of him by his hair, and knocked his head against the pavement until he was quite dead. Then rising, he cried—
With the file, he gave him a terrifying wound in the face, and then they both tumbled down the entire flight of stairs together, as Mr. Lupin had lost his balance from that blow. Todd jumped over them both and made it to the open street just as a watchman across the way started rattling his stick at the sight of such a fight happening at the Governor's door. The messenger from the Secretary of State, despite his injury, struggled with Lupin, but that scoundrel grabbed him by his hair and smashed his head against the pavement until he was completely dead. Then rising, he shouted—
"Through Smithfield, Todd! Follow me."
"Through Smithfield, Todd! Follow me."
"I will," said Todd, and off they both set, pursued by the single watchman, who had happened to be the sole witness to the whole affair, and who, finding himself outstripped by the two men, wisely stopped at the corner of Giltspur Street to spring his rattle, which he did with a vengeance that soon brought others to his assistance.
"I will," Todd said, and they both took off, chased by the lone watchman, who happened to be the only one who had seen the whole thing. Realizing he was being outrun by the two men, he smartly stopped at the corner of Giltspur Street to sound his rattle, which he did with such intensity that it quickly brought others to help him.
"An escape from Newgate!" the watchman kept crying—"An escape from Newgate! There they go—through Smithfield; two men, one very big and the other not so big! An escape from Newgate!"
"An escape from Newgate!" the watchman kept shouting—"An escape from Newgate! There they go—through Smithfield; two men, one really big and the other not so big! An escape from Newgate!"

The Astonished Watchman.—Leaving Newgate Behind.
The Surprised Watchman.—Leaving Newgate Behind.
These cries soon sent about a dozen persons on the trail of the fugitives, and as the alarm was understood at the prison, four of the most bold and skillful men upon the premises at once started in pursuit. From the watchman who still stood at the end of Giltspur Street, they heard in what direction the prisoners had gone, and they did not lose a moment in dashing after them, calling out as they went—
These shouts quickly sent about a dozen people after the escapees, and as the alarm spread through the prison, four of the bravest and most skilled men on site immediately set off in pursuit. From the guard still stationed at the end of Giltspur Street, they learned which way the prisoners had gone, and they wasted no time rushing after them, shouting as they ran—
"Fifty pounds reward for two prisoners escaped from Newgate! Fifty pounds reward for them!"
"£50 reward for two prisoners who escaped from Newgate! £50 reward for them!"
These words summoned up many an idler who was trying to dream away the night in the pens of Smithfield, and the officers soon got together a rabble host for the pursuit of Todd and his villanous companion.
These words gathered many a layabout who was trying to pass the night in the pens of Smithfield, and the officers quickly assembled a mob to go after Todd and his wicked companion.
But these officers with their fifty pounds reward were rather late in the field. It was the few persons who first heard the rattle and the outcries of the watchman, who were close upon the heels of the men, and they kept them well in sight right across Smithfield and so on towards Barbican. Todd heard the shouts of the pursuers, but he did not look back, for fear of losing time by so doing; and the fact was, that Mr. Lupin was so fleet of foot that it required all the exertion of Todd to keep up with him at all. Upon any less exciting occasion it is extremely doubtful if Todd could have kept up such a race; but as it was, he seemed to lose his wind, and then in some mysterious way to get on without any at all. Mr. Lupin crossed Aldersgate Street, and dashed down Barbican. He then turned down the first opening he came to on the right, and he did so, not because he was making for any known place of safety, but because he knew that a labyrinth of small streets were thereabouts, amid the intricacies of which he hoped to baffle his pursuers; and it was certainly under the circumstances very good policy in him to take the course he did.
But these officers with their fifty-pound reward showed up a bit too late. It was the few people who first heard the noise and shouts from the watchman who were right on the heels of the men, keeping them in sight all the way across Smithfield and towards Barbican. Todd heard the shouts from the pursuers, but he didn't look back for fear of wasting time; and the truth was, Mr. Lupin was so quick that Todd had to push himself just to keep up with him. On any less intense occasion, it's hard to believe Todd could have kept up such a pace; but as it was, he seemed to tire out and then somehow kept going without catching his breath. Mr. Lupin crossed Aldersgate Street and raced down Barbican. He then turned down the first street on the right, not because he was heading for a known safe place, but because he was aware of a maze of small streets nearby, where he hoped to confuse his pursuers; and given the circumstances, it was definitely a smart move on his part to take that route.
From the moment of so abruptly turning out of Barbican, they were both out of sight of their pursuers, who had been able to keep them steadily in view up to this; but although that was the case, they were not without their perils, for a watchman met them both and aimed a blow at Lupin's legs with his stick, crying in an Irish brogue—
From the moment they suddenly turned out of Barbican, they were both out of sight of their pursuers, who had been able to keep them in view until then. However, even though that was the case, they still faced dangers, as a watchman encountered them and swung his stick at Lupin's legs, shouting in an Irish accent—
"Stop that, my beauty—Stop that any way!"
"Stop that, my love—Stop that right now!"
Lupin sprang upon him like an enraged tiger, and turning the stick from his hands, he laid him flat with one blow of it and on he rushed, carrying it with him as a defence against the attack of any one else.
Lupin jumped on him like an angry tiger, and wrestled the stick from his hands. With one swift blow, he knocked him down and charged forward, taking the stick with him as a shield against anyone else who might attack.
They now turned a corner and met a string of half-drunken gents of the period, arm-in-arm, and occupying the whole breadth of the pavement. Lupin avoided them by swerving into the road-way, but they caught hold of Todd, crying—
They now turned a corner and ran into a group of tipsy guys from that time, linked arm-in-arm and taking up the entire sidewalk. Lupin sidestepped them by moving into the street, but they grabbed Todd, shouting—
"Here's the devil. Let's make him an offer for his tail!"
"Here’s the devil. Let’s make him an offer for his tail!"
Certainly, Sweeney Todd was not at that moment disposed for trifling, and he laid about him with his immense fists in such style that the gents were all rolling in the kennel in a moment or two; and then, however, before Todd could again reach Mr. Lupin so closely as he had been, he heard a loud shout of—
Certainly, Sweeney Todd was not in the mood for messing around at that moment, and he swung his massive fists in such a way that the guys were all tumbling into the gutter in no time; and then, just before Todd could get close to Mr. Lupin again, he heard a loud shout of—
"There's one of them. Come on!—Come on!"
"There's one of them. Let's go!—Let's go!"
That was no drunken shout, and Todd immediately felt that the danger was imminent. He rushed on at increased speed, and just got up to Lupin at the corner. They turned it together, and then Todd managed to say—
That wasn’t just a drunken shout, and Todd instantly knew that danger was close. He hurried on, picking up speed, and finally caught up with Lupin at the corner. They turned it together, and then Todd managed to say—
"They come—they come!"
"They're coming! They're coming!"
"Officers?" said Lupin.
"Officers?" Lupin asked.
"Yes, I think so. On—on. Oh, push on!"
"Yes, I think so. Go on—keep going. Oh, push ahead!"
"This way."
"That way."
Lupin crossed the road, and sprung down a narrow court; but even as he did so, came that voice, crying—
Lupin crossed the street and jumped down a narrow alley; but just as he did, that voice shouted—
"There they go. Stop them—stop them! There they go! Fifty pounds reward!"
"There they go. Stop them—stop them! There they go! Fifty bucks reward!"
A frightful oath burst from Todd's lips, as he emerged from the court still close upon the heels of Lupin. They were now in a tolerably wide street, and they saw but one individual in it, and he was evidently, by the curious manner in which he sometimes favoured the curb-stone by walking upon it for a few paces, and then lumbered up against the house, just a little gone in intoxication.
A terrible curse escaped Todd's lips as he came out of the courthouse, still right behind Lupin. They were in a fairly wide street now, and there was only one person in it. This guy was clearly a bit tipsy, as he occasionally walked along the curb for a few steps and then leaned against the house.
This individual, after some fumbling in his pocket, produced a latch key, and having staggered up the steps of a house, he made some ineffectual attempts to open the door.
This person, after some fumbling in his pocket, pulled out a latch key, and after struggling up the steps of a house, he made a few unsuccessful attempts to open the door.
"Hold!" said Todd to Lupin. "Anything is better than this race for life. We can hide in the passage of that house until the pursuit is past. Come."
"Stop!" said Todd to Lupin. "Anything is better than this fight for survival. We can hide in the hallway of that house until the chase is over. Let’s go."
"A good thought," said Lupin.
"Great idea," said Lupin.
By this time the inebriated individual had succeeded in opening the street-door with his latch-key, and he was so elated at having performed the feat, that he stopped to laugh before he entered the house. The moment, however, that he did get into the passage, Todd sprung up the steps, and very adroitly placed his foot against the door, so that when the person from within slammed it as he thought shut, it was a good two inches off that condition. It was then amusing to hear him, with drunken gravity and precision, as he thought, shooting the bolts into their sockets, after which, often tumbling on his way, he went along the passage, and up stairs.
By this time, the drunk guy had managed to unlock the front door with his key, and he was so thrilled about it that he paused to laugh before going inside. However, as soon as he stepped into the hallway, Todd quickly jumped up the steps and cleverly placed his foot against the door, so when the guy from inside thought he was shutting it, it was actually a good two inches open. It was pretty funny to hear him, with all the seriousness he could muster, clumsily locking the bolts in place, and then, often tripping over himself, he made his way down the hallway and up the stairs.
Todd opened the door.
Todd opened the door.
"Come," he said.
"Come on," he said.
"All's right," said Lupin.
"All good," said Lupin.
"Stop thief! Stop thief!" cried a chorus of voices at the corner of the street.
"Stop thief! Stop thief!" shouted a group of voices at the corner of the street.
"Indeed," said Lupin, "The Lord be good to you all."
"Absolutely," said Lupin, "May the Lord be good to all of you."
He stepped into the house after Todd, and very quietly closed the door. The passage was profoundly dark, and there they both stood, those two convicted murderers, listening to what was taking place outside their place of refuge. They heard the sounds of several voices, and it was quite evident that just about that spot the pursuers were baffled, and did not know now which course to take after the fugitives, who were so snugly ensconced so near them.
He stepped into the house after Todd and quietly closed the door. The hallway was pitch dark, and there they both stood, those two convicted murderers, listening to what was happening outside their shelter. They heard several voices, and it was clear that the pursuers were confused right at that spot, not knowing which way to go after the fugitives, who were so comfortably hidden so close to them.
CHAPTER CXXXVI.
TODD AND LUPIN ESCAPE TO CAEN WOOD.
"What's to be done?" said a voice.
"What's to be done?" said a voice.
"I'll be hanged if I know," said another, "and yet I feel sure that they came this way. I thought how it would be when they took to all these streets. Lord bless you, we might have passed them in some doorway easy enough—a dozen times."
"I'll be damned if I know," said another, "but I’m pretty sure they came this way. I thought about what it would be like when they started using all these streets. Good grief, we could have easily passed them in some doorway a dozen times."
"So we might," said the other voice. "All we can do now, is to go round to the different outlets of the city, and give an alarm."
"So we might," said the other voice. "All we can do now is go around to the different places in the city and raise the alarm."
"Well, I won't give it up yet," said a third person; "I feel quite sure they are lingering somewhere about here, and I'll be on the watch yet for a time, and hunt about quietly. You be off and give the notice to the watch, and leave Johnson and I to do what we can."
"Well, I'm not giving up yet," said a third person; "I’m pretty sure they're hanging around here somewhere, so I’ll keep an eye out for a while and search quietly. You go and notify the watch, and let Johnson and me handle what we can."
"Very good—I wish you luck."
"Great—wishing you good luck."
There was a scuffle of feet, and it was quite clear that some of the men had gone off at a quick pace, leaving, no doubt, the two only in the street.
There was a shuffle of feet, and it was obvious that some of the men had hurried away, leaving the two alone in the street.
"Well," whispered Lupin. "Well, my friend, what do you think of all this?"
"Well," whispered Lupin. "So, my friend, what do you think about all this?"
"I don't know what to think," said Todd. "I'm very tired."
"I don't know what to think," Todd said. "I'm really tired."
"Ah, and so am I, but that can't be helped. I ain't used to such a run as we have had. But it won't do us any harm. If we can get off, it will be a world's wonder, I can tell you. It ain't now every day that a fellow gives Newgate the go-by."
"Yeah, same here, but there's nothing we can do about it. I'm not used to such a crazy escape like we’ve just had. But it won’t hurt us. If we manage to get away, it will be something amazing, trust me. It's not every day someone makes a getaway from Newgate."
"No—no, and I must say that I did not myself expect it. But I was prepared to cheat the hangman."
"No—no, and I have to say I didn’t expect it either. But I was ready to outsmart the executioner."
"Pho! That's a poor-enough look out."
"Ugh! That's a pretty bad view."
"Yes, but it's a something. She did it."
"Yeah, but it's still something. She did it."
"She? Who the deuce is she?"
"She? Who the heck is she?"
"Mrs. Lovett."
"Ms. Lovett."
"Oh, I recollect. I have heard of her—I have heard of her. She was the nice creature who lived in Bell Yard, wasn't she, and accommodated the folks with pies?"
"Oh, I remember. I've heard about her—I’ve heard about her. She was the nice person who lived in Bell Yard, right? And she made pies for everyone?"
"Yes," said Todd, and if Lupin had seen the horrible contortion of visage with which he accompanied the word, even he, with all his nerve in such matters, might well have been excused for a sudden accession of terror. "Well," added Todd, after a pause, "you are a man of judgment Mr. Lupin, and all I want to know now, is what you mean to do?"
"Yeah," said Todd, and if Lupin had seen the terrible grimace that accompanied the word, even he, with all his nerve in these situations, might have been justified in feeling a sudden surge of fear. "So," Todd continued after a pause, "you're a reasonable guy, Mr. Lupin, and all I want to know now is what you plan to do?"
"Get away from here as soon as possible. But it won't be quite safe to try it yet. This house is very quiet, and no doubt everybody is in bed and asleep, so I shall get a light and look about a little. It would be quite a providential thing to find something to eat."
"Get out of here as soon as you can. But it's probably not safe to try it yet. This house is really quiet, and I’m sure everyone is in bed and asleep, so I’ll grab a light and do a little exploring. It would be really lucky to find something to eat."
"Yes, and to drink," said Todd.
"Yeah, and to drink," Todd said.
"Just so. I would give something handsome now, if I had it, for a good glass of brandy. That run has made me first hot and then shivery all over; but who knows what luck may be in store for us? Come now—here's a light, and we shall soon, by the help of providence, see what sort of a crib we have got into."
"Exactly. I’d give something really nice right now, if I had it, for a good glass of brandy. That run has left me feeling hot and then shivery all over; but who knows what luck might be waiting for us? Come on—here’s a light, and soon, with a bit of luck, we’ll see what kind of place we’ve gotten ourselves into."
It was lucky for them both that Lupin had retained about him the means of getting a light, for if he had not, they would have been left to conjectures merely regarding their position. He ignited one of the little pieces of wax-ends, and when the small flame rose and began to burn steadily, he held up the piece of candle, so they both looked curiously about them.
It was fortunate for both of them that Lupin had a way to get a light, because if he hadn’t, they would have been left only guessing about their situation. He lit one of the small wax ends, and when the tiny flame flickered to life and started burning steadily, he held up the piece of candle so they could both look around curiously.
The hall of the house in which they were was well got up. A handsome table and some old carved chairs were in it, with some crests upon the backs, and upon numerous pegs hung hats, cloaks, and coats.
The hall of the house they were in was nicely arranged. A beautiful table and some old carved chairs were there, featuring crests on their backs, and various hats, cloaks, and coats were hung on numerous pegs.
"Humph," said Lupin, "this is the very place for us, I shall take the great liberty of making free with some gentleman's coat and hat, and I think you had better do the same."
"Humph," said Lupin, "this is the perfect spot for us. I'm going to take the liberty of borrowing some guy's coat and hat, and I think you should do the same."
Todd at once practically acquiesced in the suggestion, by slipping on a large cloak with sleeves, and placing upon his head a hat richly bound with silver lace.
Todd immediately went along with the suggestion by putting on a large cloak with sleeves and placing a hat decorated with silver lace on his head.
"Upon my word," said Lupin, "you almost look respectable."
"Honestly," said Lupin, "you actually look respectable."
"Do I?" said Todd. "It isn't then on account of the company I am in."
"Do I?" Todd said. "It's not because of the people I'm with."
Lupin smiled, as he said—
Lupin smiled as he said—
"Very good—very good, but the less we cut at each other, my friend, the better."
"That's great—really great, but the less we go at each other, my friend, the better."
"You began it," said Todd.
"You started it," said Todd.
"So I did, so we will say no more about it, as yours was the hardest hit. How do I look in the cloak and hat?"
"So I did, so we won't say anything more about it, since yours was the toughest blow. How do I look in the cloak and hat?"
"Just nice," said Todd, making a frightful face.
"Just nice," Todd said, making a scary face.
Lupin laughed again.
Lupin chuckled again.
"Come," he said. "Now that we have a little time to spare, let us see if these people keep a good larder. If they do and they lock it up at night, they will find that the cat has been at it by the morning, I rather think. Tread as lightly as you can, Todd, and keep down your voice as you have done. Sounds go so far in the night time."
"Come on," he said. "Now that we have a little time to kill, let’s see if these people have a well-stocked pantry. If they do and they lock it up at night, I have a feeling the cat will have gotten into it by morning. Step as softly as you can, Todd, and keep your voice down like you’ve been doing. Sounds carry so far at night."
"They do," said Todd. "I have heard them at odd times."
"They do," Todd said. "I've heard them at random times."
Lupin led the way along the hall, at the end of which was the staircase, and to the right of that a door which was not fast, so that they passed on quite easily to the domestic portion of the house, and soon found the way to a kitchen, which was upon the same floor. Then they opened a door that led into a little sort of outhouse, paved with red bricks, and in one corner of that was a larder, or safe, well stocked with provisions. Lupin took from it a magnificent quarter of venison, with scarcely a quarter of a pound cut from it; and that, with some bread were the only viands that he felt disposed to take from the larder.
Lupin walked ahead down the hall, at the end of which was the staircase, and to the right of that was a door that wasn’t locked, allowing them to easily move into the living areas of the house. They quickly found their way to a kitchen on the same floor. Then they opened a door leading to a small outhouse, which had a red-brick floor, and in one corner was a larder filled with supplies. Lupin took a large piece of venison, barely missing a quarter of a pound from it; along with some bread, these were the only items he decided to take from the larder.
"It will be wholesome," he said, "and do us a world of good, by the aid of Providence; and we don't know what we may have to go through yet, in this world of woe. Amen!"
"It will be good for us," he said, "and will do us a lot of good, with the help of Providence; and we don't know what challenges we might face yet, in this world of sorrow. Amen!"
"You fancy you are in the chapel again."
"You think you're in the chapel again."
"Dear me; yes, I do—I do. Well, well, it don't matter—it don't matter. Come, friend Todd. Let us recruit ourselves a little. Oh, that I could find the way to the wine cellar of these people; and yet that should not be a difficult matter. Let us think. It must be somewhere hereabouts."
"Wow, yes, I really do—I do. Well, it doesn't matter—it doesn't matter. Come on, friend Todd. Let's get ourselves together a bit. Oh, if only I could find the way to these people's wine cellar; and that shouldn't be too hard. Let's think. It must be somewhere around here."
"There is a door," said Todd, pointing to one at the end of the outhouse. "It seems to be locked, and if so, it is no doubt that of the cellar."
"There’s a door," Todd said, pointing to one at the far end of the outhouse. "It looks like it’s locked, and if it is, it’s definitely the cellar door."
"We will try it," said Lupin.
"We'll give it a try," said Lupin.
With this he quickly opened the door, by the aid of his picklocks, which no ordinary lock could withstand the fascinations of for a moment, and then sure enough the supposition of Todd was found to be correct, for a goodly collection of bottles in long rows presented themselves to the eye. Lupin at once laid hold of a bottle, and breaking off the neck of it he decanted a quantity of its contents into his throat, rubbing his stomach as he did so in a most ludicrous kind of way, to indicate how much he enjoyed the draught.
With that, he quickly opened the door using his picklocks, which no ordinary lock could resist for even a moment, and sure enough, Todd's assumption was proven right, as a nice collection of bottles in long rows appeared before him. Lupin immediately grabbed a bottle, broke off its neck, and poured some of its contents down his throat, rubbing his stomach in a ridiculously exaggerated way to show how much he enjoyed the drink.
"Nectar," he said, when he took the bottle from his mouth to enable himself to breathe; "nectar."
"Nectar," he said, pulling the bottle away from his lips to catch his breath; "nectar."
"Is it?" said Todd, as he seized upon another bottle. "I am partial generally to something a trifle stronger than wine; but if it be really good, I have no particular objection to a drop."
"Is it?" Todd said, grabbing another bottle. "I usually prefer something a bit stronger than wine; but if it’s really good, I don’t mind having a little."
With this Todd finished off half a bottle of the rich and rare old port that was in the cellar. They then worked away at the haunch of venison; and having made a very hearty meal, they looked at each other as though they would both say—"What next?"
With that, Todd finished off half a bottle of the fine, vintage port that was in the cellar. They then dug into the haunch of venison, and after having a substantial meal, they looked at each other as if both were thinking—"What's next?"
"You say you have money?" said Lupin.
"You say you have money?" Lupin asked.
"True," said Todd.
"Right," said Todd.
"But not here of course, my friend; and who knows what difficulties we may find in our way before we reach your nice little hoard? Where did you say it was?"
"But not here, of course, my friend; and who knows what challenges we might face before we get to your lovely stash? Where did you say it was?"
"Hidden beneath a tree in Caen Wood, close to the village of Hampstead. I went one night, and myself placed the cash there in case of accidents."
"Hidden under a tree in Caen Wood, near the village of Hampstead. One night, I went and personally left the cash there in case anything went wrong."
"And how much do you suppose, my friend, there is?"
"And how much do you think there is, my friend?"
"I know what there is. I put away two thousand pounds, and that you know will be a thousand pounds for you, and another for me. I purpose in that manner equitably to share it, for I am not ungrateful for the great assistance you have been to me in this escape from Newgate."
"I know what we have. I saved two thousand pounds, and as you know, that means a thousand pounds for you and another for me. I plan to share it equally because I’m really grateful for the huge help you’ve given me in escaping from Newgate."
If Mr. Lupin had not swallowed two-thirds of a bottle of old port-wine, the probability is that he would have detected that Todd was deceiving him, by the whining canting tone in which he spoke. The fact was, that Todd had not one farthing hidden in Caen Wood; but he thought it highly desirable while there existed any danger, and while Mr. Lupin was likely to be useful to him, to keep up such a delusion.
If Mr. Lupin hadn't drunk two-thirds of a bottle of old port wine, he probably would have noticed that Todd was lying to him, given the whiny, insincere way he spoke. The truth was, Todd didn't have a single penny hidden in Caen Wood; but he believed it was very important, as long as there was any risk and while Mr. Lupin could still be of use to him, to maintain that illusion.
"Well," added Lupin, "you really are a liberal fellow; but as, I say, there is no knowing what good a trifle may be to us before we reach your snug two thousand pounds in Caen Wood, I propose to see what we can get in this house. People who keep such a good cellar, and such a capital larder, ought to have something in the place worth the taking in the way of cash."
"Well," added Lupin, "you really are a generous guy; but as I said, we don't know how useful a little something might be before we get to your cozy two thousand pounds in Caen Wood, so I suggest we check out what we can find in this house. People who have such a great wine cellar and such a fantastic pantry should have something in the place worth taking in terms of cash."
"Yes, but I am afraid it will be hazardous," said Todd.
"Yeah, but I'm worried it might be dangerous," Todd said.
"A little, perhaps; but with this carving knife, don't you think we might make things pleasant?"
"A little, maybe; but with this carving knife, don’t you think we could make things enjoyable?"
"That is possible. Well, if anything worth having is to be got, let us set about it at once; for I think we have spent time enough in this house; and no doubt our friends are upon the move off, if they have not gone long before this."
"That’s possible. Well, if we want to get something worthwhile, let’s get started right away; I think we’ve spent enough time in this house; and our friends are probably already on their way, if they haven’t left a long time ago."
"Come on, then."
"Let's go, then."
They both left the kitchen, and each being armed with a knife, they cautiously opened all the room doors on that floor; but they only found the usual furniture of such apartments, and it was quite clear that no cash was to be had in that portion of the premises.
They both left the kitchen, each carrying a knife, and carefully opened all the room doors on that floor; but they only found the usual furniture for those kinds of apartments, and it was clear that there was no cash to be found in that part of the building.
"Come up stairs," said Lupin, with a look of savage determination. "Come on, Todd; we will see what can be done up stairs."
"Come upstairs," said Lupin, with a fierce look of determination. "Let's go, Todd; we'll see what we can do up there."
They carefully ascended the staircase, but they only just peeped into the drawing-room, and then they went up to the floor upon which the bed-rooms were situated. They paused at the first door they came to, and Lupin very carefully tried the lock. It was only on the latch, and in the room a rushlight was burning. They both crept in, and their footsteps made no noise upon the soft carpeting of the apartment. A bed was in the room, and upon it lay a young lady. Lupin gave a hideous grin as he looked at her, and then stooping down by the bed-side he said, in a whisper—
They quietly climbed the stairs, just peeking into the living room before heading up to the floor where the bedrooms were. They stopped at the first door they encountered, and Lupin carefully tested the lock. It was only latched, and a small light was burning inside the room. They both slipped in, their steps silent on the soft carpet. There was a bed in the room, and on it lay a young woman. Lupin grinned wickedly as he looked at her, then leaned down by the bedside and whispered—
"If you scream, everybody in this house will be murdered!—If you scream, everybody in this house will be murdered! If you—Oh, that will do."
"If you scream, everyone in this house will be killed!—If you scream, everyone in this house will be killed! If you—Oh, that's enough."
The young lady awakened with a start, but the words that were twice repeated still rung in her ears, and scream she did not, but she looked half dead from fright.
The young woman woke up suddenly, but the words that were repeated twice still echoed in her ears. She didn't scream, but she looked half dead from fear.
"Now, my dear," said Lupin, "Providence has brought us to your bed-side, and if you make any disturbance, we mean to submit you and the whole of the family to the operation of a carving-knife, the Lord willing. All we want is money, and if we can get that quietly, we will go and not so much as ask your pretty little lips for a kiss."
"Now, my dear," said Lupin, "Fate has brought us to your bedside, and if you cause any trouble, we plan to use a carving knife on you and your whole family, God willing. All we want is money, and if we can get that quietly, we'll leave without even asking your lovely lips for a kiss."

The Murderers In The Young Lady's Chamber.
The Murderers in the Young Lady's Room.
"Oh, Heaven protect me!" said the young lady.
"Oh, God, help me!" said the young lady.
"A—men!" said Lupin. "Now my dear, who is in the house besides you?"
"A—men!" said Lupin. "Now, my dear, who else is in the house besides you?"
"My father, the alderman, and my mother, and the servants above stairs.—Oh, spare my parents."
"My dad, the city councilor, my mom, and the staff upstairs.—Oh, please spare my parents."
"Very good, where can any money be got hold of?"
"Great, where can I get some money?"
"Will a hundred pounds content you?"
"Will a hundred bucks make you happy?"
"Yes," said Todd, putting his head between the curtains at the foot of the bed. The young lady gave a faint cry, and Mr. Lupin flourished the carving-knife over her—"Where are the hundred pounds?" he said, "and we will go."
"Yes," said Todd, leaning his head between the curtains at the foot of the bed. The young lady let out a soft cry, and Mr. Lupin waved the carving knife over her—"Where's the hundred pounds?" he asked, "and then we can go."
"In my father's room. It is the next room. His purse is on the dressing-table. If you will let me go and get it, I will give it to you upon your promise then to leave the house."
"In my dad's room. It's the next room over. His wallet is on the dresser. If you let me go get it, I’ll give it to you on the promise that you’ll then leave the house."
"How are we to trust you not to say that we are here?"
"How can we trust you not to tell anyone that we're here?"
"I swear by all that is holy—I use the name of the great God. Oh, indeed you may trust me."
"I swear by everything that's sacred—I call on the name of the great God. Oh, you can definitely trust me."
"Go," said Lupin.
"Go," Lupin said.
The young lady got out of bed, and both Todd and Lupin followed her from the room. She crossed the landing, and at once opened the door of a room. Then they heard a man's voice say—"Who's that?" and the young lady replied—"Only me, father. I want something out of your room. I shall not be a minute." "Bless the girl," said a female voice—"What can she want?"
The young woman got out of bed, and both Todd and Lupin followed her out of the room. She crossed the landing and immediately opened the door to another room. Then they heard a man’s voice say, “Who’s that?” and the young woman replied, “It’s just me, dad. I need something from your room. I won’t be a minute.” “Goodness, the girl,” said a female voice. “What could she possibly want?”
In a minute or two the young lady came back to the landing where Todd and Lupin were waiting for her.
In a minute or two, the young woman returned to the landing where Todd and Lupin were waiting for her.
"Now," said Lupin in a low voice—"Now, my little dear, have you got it?"
"Now," Lupin said quietly, "Now, my dear, do you have it?"
"Quick—quick!" said Todd, "or you die. I am half a mind to cut your throat as it is, just for the pleasure of the thing."
"Quick—quick!" said Todd, "or you'll die. I'm half tempted to cut your throat right now, just for the thrill of it."
The young lady stood just upon the threshold of the door of her father's room, and then as Lupin held up his light, she raised both her hands, in each of which was a horse-pistol, and presenting one at Lupin's head and one at Todd's, she said—
The young lady stood right at the door of her father's room, and as Lupin lifted his light, she raised both her hands, each holding a horse pistol. Aiming one at Lupin's head and the other at Todd's, she said—
"Thieves! thieves! thieves!"
"Thieves! Thieves! Thieves!"
CHAPTER CXXXVII.
THE MURDER AT CAEN WOOD, HAMPSTEAD.
It would be quite impossible to describe the effect that was produced upon Lupin and Sweeney Todd, by this heroic conduct on the part of the young lady, from whom they did not in the least expect any such active resistance to their proceedings.
It would be totally impossible to describe the impact this brave act by the young lady had on Lupin and Sweeney Todd, as they didn't expect any kind of active resistance from her at all.
Lupin was constitutionally, by far the greater coward of the two, and when he saw the bright barrel of the pistol in such startling and unexpected contiguity to his head, he at once stepped back, and missing his footing, fell down the stairs to the landing-place immediately below that flight.
Lupin was definitely the bigger coward of the two, and when he saw the shiny barrel of the gun so suddenly close to his head, he immediately stepped back, lost his balance, and fell down the stairs to the landing right below.
Todd thought that there would be just a chance of dashing in upon the young lady and disarming her of her pistols; but now that both of them were levelled at him, and she began to cry out "Help! help! thieves!" again, louder than before, he reluctantly abandoned the idea, and turning, he bounded down the staircase.
Todd thought he might have a shot at rushing in on the young woman and taking her pistols away, but now that both guns were aimed at him and she started shouting "Help! Help! Thieves!" even louder than before, he reluctantly gave up on that idea and turned to race down the stairs.
The young lady leant over the stair-head and fired one of the pistols after him, which so accelerated the movements of Todd, that he tumbled right over Mr. Lupin, and fell down all the way to the hall with Lupin after him.
The young woman leaned over the top of the stairs and shot one of the pistols at him, which made Todd move so fast that he tripped right over Mr. Lupin and fell all the way down to the hallway with Lupin following behind him.
Under any other circumstances than the dangerous and exciting ones in which they were in, no doubt they would both of them have been too much hurt to do anything but lie on their backs in the hall; but the feeling that if they were taken it would be to death, was sufficient to rouse them, and they both scrambled to their feet.
Under different circumstances than the dangerous and thrilling ones they were in, they definitely would have been too injured to do anything but lie on their backs in the hallway; however, the thought that if they were caught it would mean death was enough to motivate them, and they both got up on their feet.
Lupin got the street-door open, and dashed out closely followed by Todd. A watchman tried to stop them, but him they felled with a blow, and then off went Lupin down a cross-street, that led him into Old-street Road, and with Todd at his heels, who was very faint.
Lupin got the front door open and rushed out, closely followed by Todd. A security guard tried to stop them, but they took him down with a punch, and then Lupin took off down a side street that led to Old Street Road, with Todd trailing behind, who looked really weak.
"Stop, stop!" panted Todd, "stop!"
"Stop, stop!" gasped Todd, "stop!"
"What for?" said Lupin.
"Why?" said Lupin.
"I cannot run so fast. Are you hurt? Oh, that I had a knife at that girl's throat!"
"I can't run that fast. Are you hurt? I wish I had a knife at that girl's throat!"
Lupin paused, and held by a post at the corner of a street, and swore dreadfully, as he too panted a little for breath, although he was by no means so much used-up as Todd was. But then Lupin was a younger man, and much lighter on his feet, than our old friend of murdering notoriety.
Lupin paused, holding onto a post at the corner of the street, and swore loudly, catching his breath a bit, although he wasn’t nearly as exhausted as Todd. But then again, Lupin was younger and much lighter on his feet than our old friend known for his murderous deeds.
"Oh, dear," said Todd. "What's to be done now?"
"Oh no," said Todd. "What are we going to do now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing."
"Nothing, did you say? But, my dear friend, something must be done. We have positively wasted half the night, and we are without money, and half dead. I am covered with bruises from head to foot by the fall down the staircase, and it will be daylight in another half hour or so at the utmost."
"Nothing, you say? But, my dear friend, we have to do something. We’ve wasted half the night, we're out of money, and we're half dead. I’m covered in bruises from head to toe from falling down the stairs, and it will be dawn in another half hour at most."
"Ah," said Lupin, "we must breakfast somewhere, I'm thinking, my friend."
"Ah," said Lupin, "we need to have breakfast somewhere, I think, my friend."
"And so am I."
"Me too."
"Well, well, we have made certainly a mess of our adventure at the alderman's; but it can't be helped now. The idea, only to think of it now, Todd, of you and I, two such men as we are, and as the world refutes us to be, being beaten back, and, you may say, thrown down two pair of stairs, by a girl of sixteen or thereabouts."
"Well, well, we've really messed up our adventure at the alderman's; but there's no point crying over it now. Just think about it, Todd, you and I, two guys like us, and how the world sees us, getting knocked down, and you could say, thrown down two flights of stairs, by a girl who's around sixteen."
Todd growled out some malediction.
Todd muttered a curse.
"It was the will of Providence," said Lupin. "But who is this? Stand aside, Todd, and let this old gentleman pass on. We may as well not be seen and described by any one."
"It was the will of fate," said Lupin. "But who is this? Step aside, Todd, and let this old man go by. We might as well avoid being seen and described by anyone."
"Do you think he may likely have enough about him," whispered Todd, "to pay our expenses for the day?"
"Do you think he might have enough on him," whispered Todd, "to cover our expenses for the day?"
"A lucky thought. It is more than likely that he has. Knock him down and rob him, Todd. There's not a soul in sight. Give him one of the knocks you used to give the poor devils you made the pies of, you know."
"A lucky idea. He probably does have it. Knock him down and take his stuff, Todd. There's no one around. Give him a hit like the ones you used to give the poor guys you made pies out of, you know."
"Be quiet," said Todd, "I am amazed that a man of your profound sense and sagacity, should give ear to such idle rumours about me! I am really both shocked and surprised, Mr. Lupin!"
"Be quiet," said Todd, "I'm amazed that someone as wise and insightful as you would pay attention to such silly rumors about me! I'm honestly both shocked and surprised, Mr. Lupin!"
"Amen!" said Lupin. "You rob the old man, and we won't quarrel about any such nonsense, Todd. Here he comes, grinning like an old polecat. What business has a man of that age out at such a time as this?"
"Amen!" said Lupin. "You steal from the old man, and we won't argue about any of that nonsense, Todd. Here he comes, grinning like an old weasel. What is a guy his age doing out at this hour?"
"None," said Todd, "except to provide us with a little money."
"None," Todd said, "except to give us a bit of money."
Todd cast a keen glance around him, and was convinced that the report of Mr. Lupin that no one was in sight was quite correct, so he stepped up to the old man, and said—
Todd looked around carefully and was sure that Mr. Lupin was right—no one was in sight—so he approached the old man and said—
"Good morning, sir."
"Good morning, sir."
"Thieves! thieves!" cried the old man, and began to run, but Todd put out one of his long legs and tripped him up. Then pouncing upon him, he extracted a well-filled purse from his pocket, and holding it up to Lupin, he said—
"Thieves! Thieves!" shouted the old man, and started to run, but Todd stretched out one of his long legs and tripped him. Then, jumping on him, he pulled a stuffed wallet from his pocket, and holding it up to Lupin, he said—
"This will do?"
"Is this good enough?"
"Rather," replied Lupin. "Come on."
"Actually," replied Lupin. "Let's go."
Off set Lupin again on a run, rather to the discomfiture of Todd, who had not had such a scampering about for a long time indeed; but yet he felt the necessity of getting as soon as possible out of the immediate vicinity of the old man whom they had just robbed, so they did not stop until they got right away on the northern side of Finsbury Square.
Lupin took off running again, which really annoyed Todd, who hadn’t had such a chaotic chase in ages. Still, Todd felt the need to get away quickly from the old man they had just robbed, so they didn't stop until they were on the northern side of Finsbury Square.
That side of the ancient square of Finsbury was not built then; and beyond it, where there is now such a squalid and uninviting neighbourhood, there was nothing but fields.
That side of the old Finsbury square wasn't built yet; and beyond it, where there’s now such a dirty and unappealing area, there was nothing but fields.
"Now," said Lupin. "Let us look at the purse!"
"Now," said Lupin. "Let's take a look at the purse!"
"Here it is," said Todd.
"Here it is," Todd said.
"It's very light!"
"It's super light!"
The fact was, that notwithstanding the speed at which he was compelled to run to keep up with Lupin, or rather to keep a few paces only behind him, Todd had contrived to abstract the better part of the contents from the purse, and to pocket them; for the story with which he had tickled the ears of Lupin of his having any money concealed in Caen Wood, Hampstead, was a mere delusion, got up for the purpose of making him, Lupin, more than commonly solicitous concerning his, Todd's, safety in the escape from Newgate.
The truth was that despite how fast he had to run to keep up with Lupin, or rather just to stay a few steps behind him, Todd managed to steal most of the money from the purse and pocket it. The story he had fed to Lupin about hiding money in Caen Wood, Hampstead, was simply a lie designed to make Lupin unusually worried about Todd's safety while escaping from Newgate.
"Yes," replied Todd, "it is light, but such as it is it may be of some service to us. Take it, Mr. Lupin, and you can be the treasurer: you know I can trust to you."
"Yes," Todd replied, "it’s not much, but it might still be useful to us. Here, take it, Mr. Lupin, and you can be the treasurer: I know I can trust you."
"Implicitly," said Lupin, as turning out the contents of the purse into his hand, he said—"Here are four guineas and a half, and about six or seven shillings in loose silver."
"Basically," said Lupin, as he dumped the contents of the purse into his hand, "Here are four and a half guineas and around six or seven shillings in loose change."
"Better than nothing," said Todd, with a look of great philosophy. "Our first care now is to get a breakfast."
"Better than nothing," Todd said, with a thoughtful expression. "Our main priority now is to get some breakfast."
"I don't know," said Lupin. "I took quite enough at the alderman's to last me some time. I should say, get out of London as quickly as we possibly can; and when we are at Caen Wood, we can, at our ease, consider what course we will feel inclined to take with our money in our pockets."
"I don’t know," said Lupin. "I had more than enough at the alderman's to keep me going for a while. I think we should leave London as soon as we can; and when we get to Caen Wood, we can relax and figure out what we want to do with the money we have."
"A couple of thousands," said Todd.
"A couple of thousand," Todd said.
"Exactly so. I move that we strike across the fields now at once, and make for Highgate and Hampstead, so that at each step we shall be leaving some danger behind us."
"That's right. I propose we head across the fields immediately and make our way to Highgate and Hampstead, so that with every step we take, we're putting some danger behind us."
"Agreed," said Todd. "Come on! For my part I should like very much to find a conveyance of some sort; but that, I suppose, is impossible."
"Agreed," Todd said. "Come on! I would really like to find some kind of transportation; but I guess that's impossible."
"Quite! Besides, on foot we are much less likely to be recognised and described. Come on, Todd; you ought to be able to walk to Hampstead, surely, after the little trifling exercise that you have had only."
"Exactly! Plus, if we walk, we’re way less likely to be recognized and described. Let's go, Todd; you should be able to walk to Hampstead, especially after the little bit of exercise you've had."
"Trifling, do you call it?" said Todd, making one of his most hideous faces. "Trifling! I have not a bone in my body that don't ache. Trifling? I am one mass of bruises from top to toe, and I never, in all my life, felt so exhausted; but yet the love of life and of liberty will lend me strength; so, come on; I will go on to Hampstead, and I will reach it, my friend, unless I drop by the way."
"Trivial, you say?" Todd exclaimed, making one of his most grotesque expressions. "Trivial! Every part of me hurts. Trivial? I'm covered in bruises from head to toe, and I've never felt so drained; but still, the love of life and freedom gives me strength. So, let’s go; I’m heading to Hampstead, and I’ll get there, my friend, unless I collapse on the way."
"Well spoke," said Lupin.
"Well said," said Lupin.
They now pursued a course which led them rapidly by the back of the City Road, and through the now well-populated district called Hoxton; and keeping on in that way they crossed the high-road near to Stamford Hill, and soon began to get a good view of the heights of Highgate and Hampstead in the distance.
They now followed a path that quickly took them behind the City Road and through the now bustling area known as Hoxton; and continuing on that route, they crossed the main road close to Stamford Hill, soon starting to get a clear view of the heights of Highgate and Hampstead in the distance.
"Brandy," said Todd, "brandy!"
"Brandy," Todd said, "brandy!"
"Why, what's the matter?"
"What's wrong?"
"My good friend, I can't get on without some brandy. I am rather used to a little stimulant at times, so I must have it. Then we have no risk now to run by going into a public-house."
"My good friend, I can't manage without some brandy. I'm pretty used to having a little boost now and then, so I definitely need it. Plus, we don't have any risk to take by going into a bar."
"I don't know that, Todd. But if you can't do without, some brandy you must have. To be sure, we are in luck's way, so far, that we are provided with hats and coats from the alderman's hall, and, therefore, people cannot have a description of us. The first quiet little hotel we come to, Todd, I promise you that I will not object to our stopping at, so that you may have your drop."
"I don’t know about that, Todd. But if you really need some, you must have brandy. Luckily, we’ve been fortunate so far; we’ve got hats and coats from the alderman’s hall, so people can’t identify us. The first nice little hotel we find, Todd, I promise I won’t mind stopping there so you can have your drink."
"Yes," said Todd, "that will do. My good friend, it is the only thing that keeps me up. When I used to feel a little down in spirits I poured some other spirits down, and then I get up again."
"Yes," said Todd, "that works. My good friend, it's the only thing that lifts me up. When I used to feel a bit down, I would drink some alcohol, and then I'd feel better again."
"Exactly. Here we are, at an old roadside house called the Adam and Eve, which will be the very thing. They may take you for Adam and me for Cain or Abel.—Come along."
"Exactly. Here we are, at an old roadside house called the Adam and Eve, which will be just the right spot. They might think you’re Adam and I’m Cain or Abel.—Let’s go."
They halted at the door of the little public-house, but upon going in they found the landlord and landlady bargaining with a man who was hawking something, and the following words came upon the startled ears of Todd.
They stopped at the door of the small pub, but when they went inside, they found the landlord and landlady haggling with a man who was selling something, and the following words reached the surprised ears of Todd.
"Only threepence, sir, I assure you, and the most exact likeness of Sweeney Todd, the murderer; taken while he was on his trial at the Old Bailey. You will see what a look he has, and the artist has been most successful in the squint: and only threepence."
"Only threepence, sir, I promise you, and it’s the most accurate likeness of Sweeney Todd, the murderer; captured while he was on trial at the Old Bailey. You can see the kind of look he has, and the artist has done a fantastic job with the squint: and it’s only threepence."
"He will be hanged on Monday, of course?" said the publican's wife.
"He will be hanged on Monday, right?" said the pub owner's wife.
"Oh yes, ma'am, in course, and there's expected such a crowd as never was known at the execution."
"Oh yes, ma'am, of course, and there’s expected to be a crowd like never seen before at the execution."
"No doubt of it. Well, I'll give twopence."
"No doubt about it. Well, I'll give two pence."
"And a drop of ale," said the publican.
"And a pint of beer," said the bartender.
"Here you are, master, you shall have it. A capital likeness. If you was only now to catch a sight of the original Todd, you'd know him in a moment by the look of this picture, particularly the squint."
"Here you go, master, you can have it. A great likeness. If you were to catch a glimpse of the real Todd now, you'd recognize him right away by the look of this picture, especially the squint."
"Come in," whispered Lupin to Todd.
"Come in," whispered Lupin to Todd.
"Oh no—no—I don't want the brandy now."
"Oh no—no—I don't want the brandy right now."
"But I do. Your speaking about it, has got me into the mind of wanting some now; so come on and let us have it, my friend, at once. Why, you are not afraid that the portrait is too good a likeness, are you?"
"But I do. You talking about it has made me want some now, so come on and let’s get it, my friend, right away. Why, are you worried that the portrait looks too much like you?"
"Oh dear, I don't know," said Todd. "I believe I have a remarkable nose, and rather an engaging look about the eyes.—Come along."
"Oh dear, I don't know," said Todd. "I think I have a pretty amazing nose and a pretty charming look about my eyes. —Come on."
"A quartern of the best brandy," said Lupin.
"A quarter of the best brandy," said Lupin.
Todd felt that now the safest thing he could do, was to brave the matter out, as anything in the shape of a retreat would be much worse than actually making an appearance at the bar of the public-house; and then it was truly ridiculous to see the manner in which Todd strove to alter the cast of his features, by protruding one lip, and putting on what he thought as a kind of satisfied smirking smile, extremely difficult, indeed, for his usual expression of face.
Todd thought that the safest thing he could do now was to face the situation head-on, since backing out would be much worse than actually showing up at the pub. It was also quite absurd to watch Todd try to change his facial expression by pushing out one lip and putting on what he believed was a sort of satisfied smirk, which was really hard for him given his usual expression.
There was only one slight comfort he felt, and that was in the circumstance that the news of their escape from Newgate had not yet reached that place.
There was just one small comfort he felt, and that was in the fact that the news of their escape from Newgate hadn’t made it there yet.
"A nice, bracing morning, gentlemen," said the publican.
"A nice, refreshing morning, gentlemen," said the pub owner.
"Very, by the goodness of providence," said Lupin.
"Yes, by the grace of fate," said Lupin.
"Amen!" said Todd.
"Amen!" Todd said.
"I have just, gentlemen, been buying a portrait of the execrable Todd; and if either of you have happened to see him in London, perhaps you can tell me if it is at all like the villain. We frighten our children now, if they misbehave themselves at all, and tell them that Todd is coming to make them into pies, and then they are as quiet as possible. Ha! ha!"
"I just bought a portrait of the terrible Todd, gentlemen; and if either of you has seen him in London, maybe you can tell me if it looks anything like the scoundrel. We scare our kids these days, if they act up at all, by telling them that Todd is coming to turn them into pies, and then they're as quiet as can be. Ha! ha!"
"How funny," said Todd,
"That's so funny," said Todd,
"Well," said Lupin, as he looked at the twopenny portrait of Todd, with a pretended critical air, "I don't think it's like him at all. I saw him at Newgate; and my friend here, is more like him than this picture."
"Well," said Lupin, glancing at the cheap portrait of Todd with a feigned look of disapproval, "I don’t think it looks like him at all. I saw him at Newgate, and my friend here resembles him more than this picture does."
"You don't say so, sir?" said the landlord.
"You don't say that, sir?" said the landlord.
"He! he!" laughed Todd—"ho! ho!"
"He! He!" laughed Todd—"Ha! Ha!"
How he wished at that moment that he could have taken Lupin by the throat and strangled him!
How he wished at that moment that he could grab Lupin by the throat and choke him!
The brandy was duly discussed, and Lupin having paid for it out of the contents of the old gentleman's purse, took a courteous adieu of the landlord, and with Todd left the house.
The brandy was talked about, and Lupin, having paid for it with the old gentleman's money, bid a polite farewell to the landlord and left the house with Todd.
"Gracious goodness!" exclaimed Todd, "how could you dream of saying what you did about me at the bar?"
"Good grief!" Todd exclaimed, "how could you think of saying what you did about me at the bar?"
"My good friend, that was for the express purpose of drowning suspicion for you. I saw the landlady staring at you most fixedly, and so I said it on purpose, for fear she should really begin to think you could be no other than Todd the murderer—the execrable Todd, with whom they frighten the children."
"My good friend, that was just to throw off any suspicion about you. I noticed the landlady watching you very closely, so I said it on purpose, worried she might actually start thinking you were no one other than Todd the murderer—the terrible Todd, whom they use to scare the kids."
"Oh, well," said Todd, "don't say anything more about it. I am quite satisfied. Indeed, I am more than satisfied, my dear friend."
"Oh, well," Todd said, "don't bring it up anymore. I'm completely satisfied. In fact, I'm more than satisfied, my dear friend."
"I thought you would be, when you come to think—"
"I thought you would be, when you think about it—"
"Oh, dear, yes."
"Oh, wow, yes."
"You may depend, Todd, that the greatest safety always runs alongside of the greatest danger; and that when you think that your fortunes are at the lowest, you may not unfrequently be upon the point of a highly favourable change: and it's all by the goodness of Providence."
"You can be sure, Todd, that the greatest safety often comes with the greatest danger; and that when you believe your fortunes are at their lowest, you might often be on the brink of a very positive change: and it's all thanks to the kindness of Providence."
"Bother you!" said Todd. "I do believe, if you were to live for a hundred years, you would not forget your chapel experience."
"Bother you!" said Todd. "I truly believe that even if you lived for a hundred years, you would never forget your chapel experience."
"Perhaps not; but I made a good bit of money that way, taking one thing with another, Mr. Todd."
"Maybe not; but I earned quite a bit of money doing it that way, all things considered, Mr. Todd."
CHAPTER CXXXVIII.
CAEN WOOD AND HAMPSTEAD IN THE OLD TIMES.
In such discourse as this, the precious pair beguiled the way to Highgate, from which they proposed crossing to Hampstead.
In conversations like this, the lovely couple made their way to Highgate, from where they planned to head over to Hampstead.
Notwithstanding the liberal potations that they had taken at the Alderman's house; and notwithstanding the brandy that had since been discussed, they neither of them felt any the worse for the imbibition. Probably, the active exercise they took carried off all bad effects. But, certainly, when they reached Highgate, both Todd and Lupin were hungry.
Despite the heavy drinking they had done at the Alderman's house, and the brandy that had been talked about since then, neither of them felt any worse for it. It's likely that the physical activity they engaged in helped avoid any negative effects. However, by the time they got to Highgate, both Todd and Lupin were hungry.
"Let us turn into the Old Gate-House Tavern," said Lupin.
"Let's head to the Old Gate-House Tavern," said Lupin.
"Don't you think a more obscure place," suggested Todd, "would be better for us, as we do not by any means court popularity?"
"Don't you think a more hidden spot," suggested Todd, "would be better for us, since we're definitely not trying to be popular?"
"No; there is more safety in a large place like the Gate House, where plenty of guests are coming and going continually, than in a little bit of a public-house where we should be looked at, and scrutinised from top to toe, from the moment we went in to the moment we came out."
"No; it’s safer in a big place like the Gate House, where lots of guests are coming and going all the time, than in a small pub where we’d be watched and examined from head to toe, from the moment we walk in to the moment we leave."
"Very good," said Todd. "I think you reason well enough upon the point, and I give in to your better judgment completely. Ah! my good friend, I really don't know what I should have done at all without you."
"That's great," said Todd. "I think you've made a solid point, and I'm fully on board with your judgment. Ah! my dear friend, I honestly don’t know what I would have done without you."
"Been hanged!" said Lupin.
"Got hanged!" said Lupin.
Todd gave a shudder, which was a tolerably convincing proof of how fully he agreed in what Mr. Lupin said; and then they went into the Old Gate-House Tavern, at Highgate, where they had a very plentiful breakfast; and by getting into a corner of the room, in which they sat, they did not attract any observation beyond the mere casual regards of the visitors to the house.
Todd shuddered, which clearly showed how much he agreed with what Mr. Lupin said; then they went into the Old Gate-House Tavern in Highgate, where they had a hearty breakfast. By sitting in a corner of the room, they didn't draw any attention except for the occasional curious glances from other patrons.
Before they left though, Todd had the horror of hearing a great confusion of voices in the passage, and in a few moments one of the waiters came into the room, quite bursting with his news.
Before they left, Todd experienced the dread of hearing a loud jumble of voices in the hallway, and shortly after, one of the waiters entered the room, practically bursting with his news.
"Gentlemen," he said, "the notorious Todd, and a man named Lupin, who was a murderer likewise, have escaped from Newgate!"
"Gentlemen," he said, "the infamous Todd and a man named Lupin, who is also a murderer, have escaped from Newgate!"
"Escaped?" said Lupin. "You don't say so?"
"Escaped?" Lupin said. "Are you serious?"
"Dear me, when?" said Todd.
"Wow, when?" said Todd.
"Last night, gentlemen, last night; and—coming—coming!"
"Last night, guys, last night; and—coming—coming!"
The waiter was compelled to leave the room, as a bell rung violently.
The waiter had to leave the room because a bell rang loudly.
"Let us go," said Todd.
"Let's go," said Todd.
"Yes, I think, now that the news has reached here, it will be wise to do so."
"Yeah, I think now that the news has gotten here, it makes sense to do that."
"Come along, then."
"Let's go, then."
Todd rose in a moment; but Lupin in a whisper strictly cautioned him not to show any symptoms of hurry or alarm; and he was so far master of himself to see the necessity of such a caution, so that they both got safely out of the Gate-House Tavern, and took the route to Hampstead by Swains Lane, without having anything said to them.
Todd stood up quickly; however, Lupin quietly warned him not to show any signs of urgency or panic. Todd managed to stay composed enough to understand the need for this warning, and as a result, they both made it out of the Gate-House Tavern safely and headed towards Hampstead via Swains Lane without attracting any attention.
"This is an escape indeed," said Todd.
"This is definitely an escape," said Todd.
"Yes," said Lupin, "you may depend that in a very little time there will be some officers at the Gate-House; but if we can get to the wood within the next half hour, I think we are safe enough. What do you think?"
"Yes," said Lupin, "you can count on it that very soon there will be some officers at the Gate-House; but if we can reach the woods in the next half hour, I think we’ll be safe. What do you think?"
"I think that if our safety depends upon getting into Caen Wood in half-an-hour, we ought to be there in half the time."
"I think that if our safety relies on getting into Caen Wood in half an hour, we should be able to make it in a quarter of that time."
"Do you? Then come on for a run."
"Do you? Then let's go for a run."
"Oh, dear," said Todd. "I am all aches and pains, and not at all fit for running; but I suppose I must. Don't go very fast, Mr. Lupin, or I shall never be able to keep up with you."
"Oh, no," said Todd. "I’m feeling all sore and tired, and definitely not ready to run; but I guess I have to. Please don’t go too fast, Mr. Lupin, or I won’t be able to keep up with you."
"Then you go first and run as fast as you can without greatly distressing yourself, and I will adopt my speed to yours."
"Then you go first and run as fast as you can without overexerting yourself, and I'll match my pace to yours."
"That will be better," said Todd.
"That will be better," Todd said.
Off they both set down Swains Lane, and as the first part of that well-known thoroughfare from Highgate to Hampstead goes down hill, they got on speedily with very little exertion; but when the foot of the little slope was reached it was quite another thing, and Todd was fast subsiding into a walk, when Lupin cried to him—
Off they both headed down Swains Lane, and since the first section of that familiar road from Highgate to Hampstead slopes downward, they moved along quickly with little effort. But when they reached the bottom of the small hill, it was a different story, and Todd was slowing down to a walk when Lupin called out to him—
"We are pursued!"
"We're being chased!"
At these words, Todd fell flat in the roadway.
At these words, Todd collapsed in the street.
"Up—up!" said Lupin, "there is a turn in the lane just ahead of us, and when we reach that we must get over the hedge and hide. I don't know that they are actually after us, but there are horsemen in the lane coming from Highgate."
"Up—up!" said Lupin, "there’s a bend in the road just ahead, and when we get there, we need to jump over the hedge and hide. I’m not sure if they’re really after us, but there are horsemen in the lane coming from Highgate."
Todd got up as far as his hands and knees, and then, as his ears were close to the ground, he said—
Todd got up onto his hands and knees, and then, since his ears were close to the ground, he said—
"We are lost, for I can hear horsemen coming from the other direction too."
"We're lost because I can hear horsemen coming from the other direction as well."
"The deuce you can!"
"No way you can!"
Mr. Lupin stooped to listen, and in a moment he was assured of the fact. He seized Mr. Todd by the collar, saying—
Mr. Lupin bent down to listen, and in no time he confirmed the fact. He grabbed Mr. Todd by the collar, saying—
"Now, Todd, if you want to escape, rouse yourself and follow me; but if you don't care about it, say so at once, and I will look after my own safety."
"Now, Todd, if you want to get out of here, wake up and follow me; but if you’re not interested, just let me know and I’ll take care of my own safety."
"Care about it?" cried Todd, "what else do you suppose I care about in all the world?"
"Care about it?" Todd shouted. "What else do you think matters to me in the whole world?"
"Come on, then."
"Let's go, then."
"Here I am. Oh, yes I'm coming on—as quick as you like now, Lupin. The dread of capture banishes all fatigue. I can now run like a hunted hare."
"Here I am. Oh, yes, I'm on my way—as fast as you want now, Lupin. The fear of getting caught drives away all exhaustion. I can now run like a frightened hare."
"There is no occasion," said Lupin. "This way. We must hide now; speed would do us but little good against horsemen.—This way."
"There’s no time," said Lupin. "This way. We need to hide now; going fast won't help us much against horsemen.—This way."
Lupin ran on until he got to the turn of the lane, which hid the horsemen from Highgate effectually from their view; and as the mounted party coming from the direction of Hampstead had not got so far as to appear, he thought it was just the place to halt at.
Lupin kept running until he reached the corner of the lane, which completely blocked the horsemen's view from Highgate. Since the group on horseback coming from Hampstead hadn't appeared yet, he figured it was the perfect spot to stop.
"Now, Todd," he said, "we must get over the hedge here, and our only chance of safety, if these men are really on the look-out for us, is to hide in the meadow."
"Now, Todd," he said, "we need to get over this hedge, and our only chance to stay safe, if these guys are actually watching for us, is to hide in the meadow."
Without waiting for Todd to make any remark upon the very doubtful means of escape presented, Lupin scrambled through the hedge. Todd then followed him, and the first care of Lupin's was to arrange the twigs that had been displaced in the hedge by their passage through it, so that there should not appear to be any gap at all there.
Without waiting for Todd to comment on the questionable escape method, Lupin made his way through the hedge. Todd followed him, and Lupin's first priority was to fix the twigs they had disturbed in the hedge so that it wouldn't look like there was any gap.
Immediately upon the other side of the hedge which they had thus crossed there was a ditch, and a large heap of manure. Mr. Lupin, without the slightest ceremony, laid himself down, and pulling a lot of the manure heap over him, he nearly covered himself quite up.
Immediately on the other side of the hedge they had just crossed, there was a ditch and a big pile of manure. Mr. Lupin, without any hesitation, lay down and pulled a bunch of the manure over himself, almost covering himself completely.
"This is very shocking," said Todd.
"This is really shocking," said Todd.
"It's quite a luxury compared to a cell in Newgate," replied Lupin. "You had better be quick."
"It's a real luxury compared to a cell in Newgate," replied Lupin. "You should hurry up."
The word Newgate acted upon the imagination of Todd as a very powerful spell, and he at once lay down and began to follow the example of his friend, Lupin; and indeed so very anxious was he while he was about it to hide himself completely, that he nearly smothered himself outright in the manure.
The word Newgate had a strong impact on Todd's imagination, almost like a powerful spell, and he immediately lay down and started to imitate his friend, Lupin. In fact, he was so eager to hide himself completely that he nearly suffocated in the manure.
"I hope this will do," he moaned.
"I hope this works," he moaned.
"Silence!" said Lupin.
"Be quiet!" said Lupin.
Todd was as still as death in a moment.
Todd was as still as a statue for a moment.
As they now lay close to the earth, all sounds upon it were much more clearly brought to their senses than when they were walking, so that there was no sort of difficulty in distinguishing the tread of the horses that were coming from Highgate from those that proceeded from the other direction, and which latter ones were not quite so near as the others.
As they lay close to the ground, every sound around them was much clearer than when they were walking, making it easy to tell the footsteps of the horses coming from Highgate apart from those coming from the other direction, which were a bit farther away.
Faintly, too, they could hear the hum of commotion, which showed that the party consisted of three or four persons.
Faintly, they could also hear the buzz of activity, indicating that the gathering included three or four people.
And now the mounted men from Highgate got right down into the hollow, close to the bend in the lane, and they paused, while one said, in a clear voice—
And now the horsemen from Highgate rode down into the hollow, near the curve in the road, and they stopped, while one said, in a clear voice—
"We ought not to go any further. Those from Hampstead should meet us now, I think."
"We shouldn’t go any further. I think the people from Hampstead should meet us now."
"They are coming," said another.
"They're coming," said another.
"Ah! so they are. I wonder if they have seen anything of the rascals. I do hope they will soon be nabbed, for this patrolling business is very tiresome."
"Ah! So they are. I wonder if they’ve seen anything of those troublemakers. I really hope they get caught soon, because this patrolling is so exhausting."
These words were quite sufficient, if any doubt had been upon the minds of Lupin and Todd, to convince them that the mounted men were after them, and of the great peril they would have been in if they had staid in the lane.
These words were more than enough, if Lupin and Todd had any doubts, to convince them that the riders were after them and of the serious danger they would have faced if they had stayed in the lane.
To be sure there was nothing in what had been said to add to the supposition that the horsemen had any knowledge of the fact that the persons they sought were in that neighbourhood, and that might be considered to decrease the danger a little; but yet it was sufficiently great, under all circumstances.
To be sure, nothing in what had been said added to the assumption that the horsemen knew that the people they were looking for were in the area, which could be seen as reducing the danger a bit; however, it was still significant, given all the circumstances.
In the course of the next two minutes the Hampstead party came up and joined the others.
In the next two minutes, the Hampstead group arrived and joined the others.
"Any luck?" said one.
"Any luck?" asked one.
"No, we came right on across the heath, but we neither saw nor heard anything of them, and it is quite impossible to say, as yet, that they have come in this direction at all. I don't myself think it at all likely."
"No, we came straight across the heath, but we didn’t see or hear anything from them, and it’s still impossible to say that they have come this way at all. Personally, I don't think that's very likely."
"Why not?"
"Why not?"
"Because of all neighbourhoods close to London, it is the most high and exposed, while at the same time it is not thickly peopled."
"Out of all the neighborhoods near London, it is the highest and most exposed, yet it is not densely populated."
"Well, there may be something in that. We have heard nothing of them in Highgate up to now, so I suppose we may go back again the way we came, and you will do the same."
"Well, that might be true. We haven't heard anything about them in Highgate so far, so I guess we can head back the way we came, and you can do the same."
"Have you been in any of the meadows?"
"Have you been to any of the meadows?"
"No. But it's easy to get over the gate yonder, and take a look all round. The enclosures are not very numerous about here, and they would find it difficult to hide. Hold my horse, George, and I'll get into the meadows and take a look."
"No. But it's easy to get over that gate over there and look around. The fences around here aren't very many, and they’d have a hard time hiding. Hold my horse, George, and I'll go into the fields and check it out."
When Todd heard these words, he looked upon himself as lost, and could hardly suppress a groan.
When Todd heard those words, he felt completely defeated and could barely hold back a groan.
The man who had last spoken got over a gate that was at some little distance off, and stood upon an elevated spot of the meadows to look about him.
The man who had just spoken walked over to a gate a short distance away and stood on a higher part of the meadow to take a look around.
"There's nothing moving," he said.
"Nothing's moving," he said.
"Come along, then," cried another. "Let's get on."
"Come on, then," yelled another. "Let's go."
"Here's a compost heap; they are perhaps in the middle of that. Is it worth looking at?"
"Here's a compost pile; they might be right in the middle of it. Is it worth checking out?"
"Not exactly. Come on."
"Not really. Let's go."
The man retired to the road again and mounted, and in the course of a few moments the two parties rode back again upon the way that they had come.
The man went back to the road and got on his horse, and after a few moments, both groups rode back the way they had come.
"Todd?" said Lupin, "Todd?"
"Todd?" Lupin said, "Todd?"
"Oh!" groaned Todd.
"Oh!" sighed Todd.
"Todd, I say, get up. Are you out of your mind? The danger is past now. They are gone."
"Todd, get up. Are you crazy? The danger is over now. They’re gone."
"Gone!" said Todd, looking up. "You don't say so? Didn't I hear one of them say that he would look in this very place?"
"Gone!" Todd exclaimed, looking up. "Really? Didn't I hear one of them mention they would check this exact spot?"
"Yes; but that was only a joke."
"Yeah; but that was just a joke."
"A joke?" said Todd with a deep groan. "A joke was it? Oh, how very careful people should be when they make jokes, when other people are hiding from their enemies. It might be very funny to him, but it was quite the reverse to me."
"A joke?" Todd said with a heavy sigh. "Was it really a joke? People need to be so careful with their jokes when others are trying to escape their enemies. It might be hilarious for him, but it was completely the opposite for me."
"That's true enough; but get up now, and in the name of everything that's safe and comfortable, let us get to the wood. These fellows are evidently patrolling the road, and they will be back again in a little while, and still come across us if we don't manage to get out of their way before that time.—Come along. We can get to the wood now quickly."
"That's true; but get up now, and for the sake of everything that's safe and comfortable, let’s make our way to the woods. These guys are clearly patrolling the road, and they'll be back soon, which means we need to get out of their way before they do. Come on. We can get to the woods quickly now."
"Ah, dear me!" said Todd, as he shook himself to get rid of as much of the unsavoury mess he had lain in as possible. "Ah dear me! truly I have now hit upon evil times; and fortune, that I thought petted me, has slipped from me like a shadow, leaving me glad of a manure heap in a field as a place of shelter."
"Ah, goodness!" said Todd, as he shook himself to get rid of as much of the unpleasant mess he had been lying in as he could. "Ah, goodness! I really have fallen on hard times; and luck, which I thought favored me, has slipped away like a shadow, leaving me grateful for a pile of manure in a field as a place to take shelter."
"All that is very true," said Lupin, "but it don't get us on a bit."
"That's all true," said Lupin, "but it doesn't help us at all."
"I'm ready—I'm quite ready," groaned Todd.
"I'm ready—I'm totally ready," groaned Todd.
They were upon the point of going into the lane again, but they were compelled—or rather thought it prudent—to wait until a man had passed, who, by the box that he carried on his back, was evidently a hawker of goods about the country. He soon trudged out of their way, and then they both got through the hedge again into the lane.
They were about to go into the lane again, but they felt it smarter to wait for a man to pass by. He was clearly a traveling salesman from the box he was carrying on his back. He soon walked out of their way, and then they both made their way back through the hedge into the lane.
The place of their destination was now close at hand, upon their left; and watching a favourable spot by which to do so, they crossed the hedge upon that side and got into the fields; but although a sharp run across two or three meadows would have taken them at once to Caen Wood, they did not think it at all prudent so to expose themselves to observation.
The place they were heading to was now nearby on their left. Looking for a suitable spot to cross, they climbed over the hedge and entered the fields. However, even though a quick sprint across a couple of meadows would have brought them straight to Caen Wood, they didn’t think it was wise to expose themselves to anyone watching.
"Skirt the hedge, Todd," said Lupin, "and stoop down so as to keep your head as much below the top of the hedgerow as possible. You are inconveniently tall, just now."
"Stay close to the hedge, Todd," said Lupin, "and bend down so your head is as low as possible below the top of the hedgerow. You're a bit too tall at the moment."
Upon this instruction, Todd bent himself almost double, and in that attitude he managed to scramble close to the hedge, and up to his knees, at times, in the ditches and drains that he came across in such a situation.
Upon this instruction, Todd bent almost double, and in that position, he managed to scramble close to the hedge, sometimes getting up to his knees in the ditches and drains he encountered along the way.
In this way, then, they got on until they reached the outskirts of Caen Wood. Not a creature was to be seen, and the most profound and solemn stillness, reigned around them. Todd was not used to that intense quiet of the country and he shook at it rather, but Lupin took no notice of his emotion.
In this way, they continued until they reached the edge of Caen Wood. Not a single creature was in sight, and a deep, solemn silence surrounded them. Todd wasn't accustomed to the intense quiet of the countryside, and it made him uneasy, but Lupin didn't pay any attention to his feelings.
"Here we are, at last," he said, "and all you have to do, Todd, is to point out the spot where you have hidden your money, and then we will divide it, and wait until nightfall before we venture out of this snug place."
"Here we are, finally," he said, "and all you have to do, Todd, is show me where you hid your money, and then we’ll split it and wait until nightfall before we leave this cozy spot."
"Come along," said Todd; "it's all right."
"Come on," Todd said; "it's fine."
And then they both dived amongst the trees, which, in some places, quite shut out the daylight.
And then they both dove into the trees, which in some spots completely blocked out the daylight.
CHAPTER CXXXIX.
THE ADVENTURES IN CAEN WOOD OF THE TWO MURDERERS.
Todd was so much exhausted by the time they reached the wood, that he at once cast himself to the ground upon a heap of dry leaves, and he felt that he was speaking only the truth when he said—
Todd was so exhausted by the time they reached the woods that he immediately threw himself onto a pile of dry leaves, and he felt he was being completely honest when he said—
"I could not go a step further just now, if it were to save my life, I feel that I could not; and here I must lie and rest."
"I can't take another step right now, even if my life depended on it; I just feel like I can't. So here I have to lie down and rest."
"Dear me!" said Mr. Lupin; "what a poor creature you must be. How old are you, Mr. Todd?"
"Goodness!" said Mr. Lupin; "what a sad person you must be. How old are you, Mr. Todd?"
"I don't know," said Todd. "The church I was christened at was burnt down only the day after, and all the books burnt. My father and mother are dead, and the nurse was hanged, and the doctor cut his throat."
"I don't know," Todd said. "The church where I was baptized burned down the very next day, along with all the books. My mom and dad are gone, the nurse was executed, and the doctor took his own life."
"Upon my word," said Lupin, "they were a lively set. I suppose it was remorse did all that?"
"Honestly," said Lupin, "they were quite the lively bunch. I guess it was guilt that caused all that?"
"Remorse! What do you mean by remorse?"
"Regret! What do you mean by regret?"
"Why that sort of feeling, you know, might be awakened in their minds, by finding that you were not exactly the sort of baby that was expected. You must have looked a beauty in long-clothes, Todd; and as for your age, I should guess it about fifty-five."
"Why that kind of feeling, you know, might come up for them when they realize you weren't exactly the baby they expected. You must have looked great in baby clothes, Todd; and as for your age, I'd guess it's around fifty-five."
"Guess your own age," said Todd, "and leave mine alone."
"Guess your own age," Todd said, "and leave mine out of it."
"Oh, if it's at all a sore subject I won't say another word about it. But come now, Todd, you charming creature, could you not manage to crawl a little way further?"
"Oh, if it's a sensitive topic, I won't bring it up again. But come on, Todd, you delightful person, could you not try to move just a bit further?"
"What for? If we are safe in the wood at all, we are safe enough here where we are now."
"What for? If we are safe in the woods at all, then we’re safe enough right here where we are."
"But, my dear friend, you quite forget."
"But, my dear friend, you're forgetting something."
"What—what? What do I forget? Don't plague me, Lupin. It is enough just now to remember that we have by almost a miracle made an escape from Newgate; and as for forgetting, I would be right glad to forget if I could that I had ever been there; but that will be impossible."
"What—what? What am I forgetting? Don't bother me, Lupin. Right now, it’s enough to remember that, almost by miracle, we escaped from Newgate; and as for forgetting, I would be more than happy to forget that I was ever there; but that's just impossible."
"It won't be very easy," said Lupin, "and if possible, it will take a long time; but what I was just mildly going to remind you of was, that in this wood your two thousand pounds, you know, are hidden, and that we were to share the amount."
"It won't be easy," said Lupin, "and it will likely take a long time; but I just wanted to remind you that your two thousand pounds are hidden in this woods, and we were supposed to share the money."
"Ah, my dear friend, yes, I had not forgotten that little affair. It is, of course, very important; but let me rest a little, if you please."
"Ah, my dear friend, yes, I haven’t forgotten about that little situation. It’s definitely important; but please, let me rest for a bit."
"Oh, certainly—certainly."
"Oh, definitely—definitely."
"And then, my dear companion, it will be necessary to get a spade, you know, to dig it up. Our nails decidedly are neither long enough or strong enough, and I don't at all see how it is to be done without a spade, or something that shall be a good substitute for one."
"And then, my dear friend, we'll need to get a spade, you know, to dig it up. Our nails definitely aren't long or strong enough, and I really don’t see how it can be done without a spade or something that can serve as a good substitute."
"Oh, nonsense," said Lupin. "How deep do you suppose it lies?"
"Oh, come on," said Lupin. "How deep do you think it is?"
"About two feet."
"About two feet."
"Very good then, you need give yourself no uneasiness about the digging it up. I have the chisel and the two files here; and if I can't dig two feet into the earth with them, and my hands to shovel out the mould with, I'm a Dutchman, that's all. Only you show me the spot, that's all, and I won't ask you to tire yourself in the matter."
"Alright then, you don't need to worry about digging it up. I have the chisel and the two files right here; and if I can't dig two feet into the ground with them and use my hands to scoop out the dirt, then I'm a Dutchman, that's it. Just show me the spot, and I won't ask you to strain yourself with it."
"In a little," said Todd, "in a little. Without being so old as you would make me out, I am still older than you are Lupin, and cannot go through the amount of fatigue that you can. Just let me recover myself a little, and then instead of crawling to the spot where my money lies hidden, I shall be well able to walk to it and show it to you."
"In a minute," Todd said, "in a minute. Although I'm not as old as you might think, I am still older than you, Lupin, and can't handle as much fatigue as you can. Just let me catch my breath for a bit, and then instead of crawling to where my money is hidden, I'll be able to walk there and show it to you."
"Very good—very good. Of course I don't want to hurry you too much about the matter, only the sooner we do get a hold of the two thousand pounds the better. I wonder, too, that you don't feel rather anxious to see that it is quite safe, for some accident might have discovered it, for all you know to the contrary."
"Great—great. I don’t want to rush you too much on this, but the sooner we get our hands on the two thousand pounds, the better. I also wonder why you don’t feel a bit worried about making sure it’s completely safe, since any accident could have revealed it, even if you think otherwise."
"Oh no, my friend, nothing but an earthquake could do that. You may depend it is quite safe where I put it. In a little time I shall be able to show you the exact spot, which I have so accurately in my mind's eye, that I can walk to it with the greatest of ease; of course I did not trust such a valuable deposit to the ground without accurately marking the spot that I had made my bank."
"Oh no, my friend, only an earthquake could cause that. You can trust that it's perfectly safe where I put it. Soon, I'll be able to show you the exact spot; I can picture it so clearly in my mind that I can walk right to it without any trouble. Of course, I didn't just leave such a valuable item on the ground without marking the spot I chose for my bank."
"Is it in gold?"
"Is it in gold?"
"All—all. I did think of hiding notes, but I was afraid that the damp, if there should come any heavy rains, would have the effect of rotting them, and I had no iron box sufficiently small to place them in; so I brought all gold, and a good weight it was too."
"Everything—everything. I thought about hiding my notes, but I was worried that if it rained heavily, the moisture would ruin them. Plus, I didn’t have a small enough iron box to put them in; so I took all the gold, and it was quite a substantial amount."
"Ah, we will make that weight light by dividing it."
"Ah, we’ll lighten that load by splitting it up."
"Just so."
"Exactly."
Lupin's mouth actually watered at the idea of getting possession of such a sum, and as he turned his head aside, he muttered to himself—
Lupin's mouth actually watered at the thought of getting his hands on such a sum, and as he turned his head away, he muttered to himself—
"If I don't put Todd out of this world, and save the hangman the trouble, it shall go hard with me, and then I shall have all the money to myself, and I can get to America, and be a free and enlightened citizen for the remainder of my days."
"If I don’t get rid of Todd and spare the hangman the hassle, it will be tough for me, and then I’ll have all the money to myself. I can go to America and be a free and enlightened citizen for the rest of my life."
Mr. Lupin could hardly forbear an audible chuckle over this delightful prospect; so that it will be seen that both of these villains meditated evil intentions towards each other, from which it may be gathered how much faith is to be put in the association of men for any guilty design. Was it likely that such persons as Todd and Lupin, after being false and ruffianly to all the world, should be true to each other, except so far as their common interests dictated? No, Todd amused Lupin with the story of the buried gold in the wood at Hampstead, because he, Lupin, was of assistance in his escape from Newgate; and Lupin assisted him to escape with the idea of murdering him in the wood, and securing for himself all the money that he believed was there hidden!
Mr. Lupin could hardly hold back a laugh at this amusing situation; it shows that both of these villains had bad intentions towards each other, which indicates how much trust you can place in a group of people working together for any shady plan. Was it really likely that someone like Todd and someone like Lupin, who had deceived and mistreated everyone else, would be loyal to each other, except for when their interests aligned? No, Todd entertained Lupin with the story of the buried gold in the woods at Hampstead because Lupin had helped him escape from Newgate; and Lupin helped him escape with the plan of killing him in the woods and claiming all the money he thought was hidden there!
It was quite evident that Lupin was desperately impatient at the rest Todd was taking, previous to showing him where the money was hidden; and he walked to and fro, looking as vexed as possible, and yet fearing to say too much, lest he should get up a quarrel, the result of which might be, that Todd would refuse to show him where the gold was at all.
It was clear that Lupin was really impatient about the break Todd was taking before showing him where the money was hidden. He paced back and forth, looking as annoyed as possible, but he was also afraid to say too much, worried that it might start a fight and lead Todd to refuse to show him where the gold was at all.
"I think," he said, "if I were to manage to get a good thick stave off some tree, it would help considerably in digging, would it not?"
"I think," he said, "if I could manage to get a good thick stick from some tree, it would really help a lot with digging, wouldn't it?"
"Without a doubt," said Todd.
"Definitely," said Todd.
"Then I will try, and by the time I have got it, perhaps you will be rested enough, my dear friend, to make an effort to get up and show me the spot where to dig for the gold."
"Then I’ll give it a shot, and by the time I figure it out, maybe you’ll be rested enough, my dear friend, to make an effort to get up and show me where to dig for the gold."
"I shouldn't wonder," said Todd.
"I wouldn't be surprised," said Todd.
Mr. Lupin found that he was obliged to be contented with this doubtful acquiescence of Todd's; and he busied himself, by the aid of the chisel and the files, in getting off a stout strong bough from a sycamore-tree, which he shaped to a tolerable point. It looked like a formidable bludgeon; and as he eyed it, he thought what a capital knock on the head it would give to Mr. Todd.
Mr. Lupin realized he had to be satisfied with Todd's uncertain agreement. He got to work with a chisel and files, cutting off a thick branch from a sycamore tree and sharpening one end to a decent point. It resembled a menacing club, and as he looked at it, he imagined how great it would feel to whack Mr. Todd on the head with it.
It was rather odd that the same idea crossed Todd's mind, and as he saw the bit of wood, he muttered to himself—
It was a bit strange that the same thought entered Todd's mind, and as he looked at the piece of wood, he muttered to himself—
"That would do it. One blow from that would do it."
"That would do it. One hit from that would be enough."
Now, Todd had but one solitary incentive to the murder of Lupin, and that was, that he feared when he found out how he had been deceived regarding the money, he would find some mode of denouncing him to the police, while he took care of himself; and, therefore, upon that mere idea, Todd would take his life. But then, steeped in blood guiltiness as Todd was, the taking the life of any one always seemed to him to be the readiest way of solving any difficulty connected with them. It was his motive to consider that that was the shortest and easiest mode of settling the affair, if any one became at all troublesome; and he was not all likely to make an exception in favour of such a personage as Mr. Lupin.
Now, Todd had only one reason for wanting to kill Lupin, and that was because he feared that once Lupin discovered how he had been tricked regarding the money, he would find a way to report him to the police while protecting himself. So, just based on that thought, Todd would take his life. However, being steeped in guilt as Todd was, he always saw killing someone as the easiest way to solve any problem related to them. He believed that this was the quickest and simplest way to handle the situation if anyone became a hassle; and he was definitely not going to make an exception for someone like Mr. Lupin.
"All ready?" said Lupin. "Are you rested now?"
"All set?" said Lupin. "Are you feeling rested now?"
"Yes," said Todd, as he rose. "Ah, dear me, yes, as much as I can expect, until I get a regular night's repose, you know, friend Lupin. But I don't expect that very soon."
"Yeah," Todd said as he stood up. "Oh, my goodness, yes, as much as I can hope for, until I get a proper night's rest, you know, buddy Lupin. But I don't think that will happen anytime soon."
"Oh, who knows? We are continually, in this world, getting what we don't expect, and not getting what we do; so you may rest easy enough, Todd, much sooner than you expect. Come, lean on my arm if you feel fatigued."
"Oh, who knows? In this world, we're always getting what we don't expect and missing out on what we do expect; so you can relax, Todd, much sooner than you think. Come, lean on my arm if you’re feeling tired."
"Oh, no, thank you. Lend me the stick, it will help me on the best, for it seems just about my height."
"Oh, no, thank you. Just give me the stick, it will help me the most, since it looks like it's about my height."
Lupin could not very well refuse Todd's request with any prospect of keeping him in good humour at the same time, so he gave him the stick, although it must be confessed he did not do so with the very best grace in the world. But Todd did get it, and that satisfied him.
Lupin couldn't really refuse Todd's request if he wanted to keep him happy, so he gave him the stick, although it's fair to say he didn't do it with the best attitude. But Todd got it, and that was enough for him.
"Is it far off?" said Lupin.
"Is it far?" Lupin asked.
"Oh dear, no. Quite close at hand—quite close. There's a small chesnut-tree, and a large chesnut-tree, and there's a small fir-tree and a large fir-tree, and a large oak-tree and a small oak-tree, and then there is a blackberry bush and a little stream of water."
"Oh no, not at all. Right nearby—right nearby. There's a small chestnut tree, a big chestnut tree, a small fir tree and a large fir tree, a large oak tree and a small oak tree, plus a blackberry bush and a little stream of water."
"Good gracious, is there anything else?" said Lupin.
"Wow, is there anything else?" said Lupin.
"No, my dear friend, that is all."
"No, my dear friend, that's it."
"Well. I must confess, that your description would not have very materially assisted me in finding the spot."
"Well, I have to admit that your description wouldn’t have helped me much in finding the place."
"Indeed, I thought nothing could possibly be more clear."
"Honestly, I thought nothing could be clearer."
"Clear to you, Mr. Todd, it may be, but not to any one else; but that don't matter a bit as you are here yourself to point out the exact spot. Are we near it now?"
"Mr. Todd, it might be clear to you, but it isn’t to anyone else; but that doesn’t matter at all since you’re here to show us the exact spot. Are we close to it now?"
"Yes, you see that cluster of bushes?"
"Yeah, do you see that group of bushes?"
"Yes, oh yes."
"Yes, absolutely."
"Well, the money lies hidden right in there, and you cannot miss it if you scramble in."
"Well, the money is hidden right in there, and you won't miss it if you dig in."
"Lend me the stick to clear away the brambles and the nettles, and I will creep in."
"Give me the stick to clear away the thorns and the stinging nettles, and I will crawl in."
"My dear friend, I shall fall down if I lend you the stick. There is no difficulty in getting in. Don't you see there is a gap that you have only to push through, and there you are?"
"My dear friend, I'll fall over if I lend you the stick. It's not hard to get in. Can't you see there's a gap that you just need to push through, and there you go?"
"Well—well," said Lupin. "That's enough; I will get through. Come on, let us secure the gold."
"Alright, alright," said Lupin. "That's enough; I can handle it. Let's go and get the gold."
Lupin stooped to push his way through the gap in the hedge, for the bushes grew so close together just there, that they resembled an enclosure carefully planted on purpose. Then Todd took the heavy stick that had been cut from the sycamore tree in both hands, and swinging it in the air, he brought it down with a stunning crack on the back of Lupin's head, just at the juncture of the neck.
Lupin bent down to squeeze through the opening in the hedge, since the bushes were so tightly packed together at that point that they looked like a carefully planned barrier. Then Todd grabbed the heavy stick that had been cut from the sycamore tree with both hands, and swinging it through the air, he brought it down with a loud crack on the back of Lupin's head, right at the base of his neck.
"God!" said Lupin, and it was the first time in his life that, with true sincerity, he had pronounced that sacred name. He then turned and sunk to the ground, with his face towards Todd. He could not speak now, but the look that he gave to his murderer was awful in the extreme. The injury he had received had quite paralysed him, and his hands hung helplessly. But the quality of mercy belonged not to Todd's composition.
"God!" Lupin exclaimed, and for the first time in his life, he genuinely spoke that sacred name. He then turned and fell to the ground, facing Todd. He couldn't speak now, but the look he shot at his murderer was intensely horrifying. The injury he had suffered had completely paralyzed him, and his hands hung limply. But mercy was not part of Todd's nature.
Again the huge stick was raised, and this time it fell upon the top of Lupin's head. The wretched man uttered one faint sigh and expired at once.
Again, the huge stick was raised, and this time it struck the top of Lupin's head. The unfortunate man let out a weak sigh and instantly died.
"Dead!" said Todd, as he stood gaunt and erect before his victim, with the stick stretched out in his hand. "Dead—quite dead. Ha!"
"Dead!" Todd said, standing tall and thin before his victim, with the stick held out in his hand. "Dead—totally dead. Ha!"

Todd Kills The Murderer, Lupin.
Todd Takes Down The Murderer, Lupin.
Todd made one of his old faces. He must at that moment have fancied himself engaged upon his ancient business in the cellars beneath his house in Fleet Street, or he never could have made the sort of face which had become so very incidental to him in that locality.
Todd made one of his old expressions. At that moment, he must have imagined himself back in his old job in the cellars under his house on Fleet Street, or else he could never have made the kind of face that had become so familiar to him in that place.
The body fell huddled up, and the change that rapidly took place in the countenance, was something truly awful to behold; but it had not much effect upon Todd. He had struck many a man down to rise no more, against whom he had no cause of suspicion or of dread; and it was not likely that he would scruple to do so to one whom he both feared and hated as he did Mr. Lupin.
The body fell in a heap, and the quick transformation of the face was truly horrifying to see; however, it didn’t affect Todd much. He had taken down many men who posed no threat or suspicion to him, and it was unlikely that he would hesitate to do the same to someone he both feared and hated like Mr. Lupin.
"That is done!" said Todd, as he slowly let his arm droop until the stick touched the ground; and then relinquishing his grasp of it, he let it fall entirely. "That is done!"
"That's done!" Todd said, letting his arm drop slowly until the stick touched the ground. He then released his grip on it and let it fall completely. "That's done!"
A slight noise close at hand made the murderer start, and caused the blood to turn cold around his heart from very abject fear that there had been some witness to his crime.
A faint sound nearby startled the murderer and sent chills through his heart from sheer terror that someone had witnessed his crime.
"What was that?" he said, "what was that?"
"What was that?" he asked, "what was that?"
All was still again. It was but some wild bird taking flight from a low branch of a neighbouring tree, not liking the vicinity of man, and especially such a man as Mr. Todd; for we may well suppose even those little feathered fragile things are gifted with some of that physiognomical power that seems to be an attribute or an instinct of all animals, with regard to the human race.
All was quiet again. It was just a wild bird taking off from a low branch of a nearby tree, not wanting to be close to humans, especially someone like Mr. Todd; we can assume that even those delicate little creatures have some of that instinctive ability to sense different types of people, which seems to be something all animals share when it comes to humans.
"It was nothing," said Todd very gently. "It was nothing at all. This has been an easily done deed, and a safe one. Nearly noiseless, too. It may be many a long day ere the body be discovered. I will drag it in among the bushes, so as to hide it for as long a space as may be, else if it were found early it would be a kind of index to my route, and would, at all events, show that I had been here."
"It was nothing," Todd said softly. "It was nothing at all. This was an easy job, and a safe one. Almost silent, too. It might be a long time before the body is found. I'll pull it into the bushes to hide it for as long as possible, because if it's discovered early, it would point to my path and, in any case, show that I was here."
Full of this idea, Todd laid hold of the body and turned it back upwards. He even did not like to look in the face more than he could help. Then seizing the corpse by the collar of his coat, he dragged it into the hollow space among the bushes, and cast it down, saying as he did so—
Full of this thought, Todd grabbed the body and turned it back up. He didn't want to look at the face any longer than necessary. Then, grabbing the corpse by the collar of its coat, he dragged it into the hollow area among the bushes and dropped it down, saying as he did so—
"Rest you there, Mr. Lupin. I have only saved the hangman, after all, the trouble of taking your life, for I can feel well assured, that such would have been your end. You thought yourself a clever fellow, but after all you were nothing to me. Rest there; you were useful up to the moment that we reached the wood, and were in comparative safety. After that, you became an encumbrance, and so I have got rid of you, as I am in the habit of doing all such encumbrances to my views."
"Stay right there, Mr. Lupin. I only saved the hangman the trouble of taking your life because I was pretty sure that would have been your fate. You thought you were clever, but you meant nothing to me. Just stay put; you were helpful until we got to the woods and were relatively safe. After that, you became a burden, so I’ve gotten rid of you, just like I usually do with anything that gets in the way of my plans."
Sweeney Todd then crept out from among the bushes, and after having cast the stick with which he had done the murder in among the bushes on top of the body, he walked rapidly away to another part of the wood.
Sweeney Todd then snuck out from the bushes, and after tossing the stick he used to commit the murder into the bushes on top of the body, he quickly walked away to another part of the woods.
Ever and anon he stopped to listen if he could catch the slightest indication of the presence of any one else in the wood; but all was still, save now and then the song of some wild bird, as it lit for a few moments upon the branch of some tree, to warble a few notes, and then dart off again into the fresh and fragrant air.
Every now and then he stopped to see if he could hear the slightest hint of anyone else in the woods; but everything was quiet, except for the occasional song of a wild bird that landed for a moment on a branch, sang a few notes, and then flew off again into the fresh, fragrant air.
"I am safe here," muttered Todd, "I am safe here for the present, and until nightfall I will remain; but between this time and sunset, I must determine what I shall do, and it must be done quickly, for on the morrow the pursuit will be of a wider, as well as of a closer character than what it has been to-day."
"I’m safe here," Todd muttered, "I’m safe here for now, and I’ll stay until nightfall; but between now and sunset, I have to figure out what to do, and it has to be done quickly, because tomorrow the pursuit will be both broader and more intense than it has been today."
CHAPTER CXL.
SHOWS HOW THE NEWS OF TODD'S ESCAPE WAS RECEIVED BY ALL CONCERNED.
Having traced Todd and Lupin thus far in their escape from the meshes in which the law had so properly bound them, we will now for a time leave the arch-villain Todd in Caen Wood, Hampstead Heath, while we take a glance at what ensued in London, upon the escape of the two worthies from Newgate.
Having followed Todd and Lupin this far in their escape from the traps the law had properly set for them, we will now leave the mastermind Todd in Caen Wood, Hampstead Heath, while we take a look at what happened in London after the two of them broke out of Newgate.
It has often been remarked, that one person in London does not trouble himself about his neighbour's affairs, as is done in smaller communities, or know what is happening in his immediate vicinity; but it is likewise true, that nowhere does news travel so fast, or acquire so many exaggerations, as in London.
It’s often said that a person in London doesn't concern themselves with their neighbor's business like people do in smaller towns, nor do they know what's happening in their close surroundings; but it's also true that nowhere does news spread so quickly or get so exaggerated as it does in London.
Thus, then, in the course of a few hours, there was scarcely a person in the metropolis that was not aware of the escape of Sweeney Todd and Mr. Josiah Lupin from Newgate. And not only were they aware of the mere fact of the escape, but women had added so many extravagances to the whole affair, that it was quite wonderful to think of the fertility of invention of the illiterate persons who had added so many wonders and exaggerations to the real facts of the case, which, after all, lay, as the reader knows well, in a very small compass indeed, considering the magnitude of the result.
So, within just a few hours, almost everyone in the city knew about the escape of Sweeney Todd and Mr. Josiah Lupin from Newgate. And not only did they know about the escape itself, but women had added so many wild stories to the whole situation that it was impressive to see how creatively those who were less educated could embellish the real events. The actual facts were, as you well know, quite limited compared to the huge impact of what happened.
Nor were the newspapers published on the ensuing morning at all backward in pandering to popular taste by making the affair as striking and as wonderful as they possibly could.
Nor were the newspapers published the next morning shy about catering to popular taste by making the event as eye-catching and sensational as they could.
In one quarter of the town it was firmly believed that not only had Todd and Lupin set Newgate on fire, but that they had murdered the governor and half a dozen turnkeys, and then made their way into the Old Bailey through the ruins of the prison over the dead bodies of their victims.
In one part of town, people strongly believed that Todd and Lupin not only set Newgate on fire but also murdered the governor and several turnkeys, then made their way into the Old Bailey through the ruins of the prison over the bodies of their victims.
In another part of London it was currently reported that an infuriated mob had attacked the prison, for the purpose of taking out Todd and hanging him forthwith, and that in the midst of the confusion incidental to such a scene, he had succeeded in making his escape in the disguise of a turnkey, with a huge bunch of keys in his hand as a symbol of his profession.
In another part of London, it was reported that an angry mob had attacked the prison to break out Todd and hang him on the spot. In the chaos of the situation, he managed to escape disguised as a jailer, holding a large set of keys as a sign of his role.
Then again, in the highly religious district of Islington, it was fully believed, and, in fact, cried through the streets, that his Infernal Majesty, in his own proper person, had called at Newgate at about half past twelve at night, and taken away both the prisoners at once without any further ceremony.
Then again, in the deeply religious area of Islington, it was widely believed, and actually shouted in the streets, that his Infernal Majesty, in his own person, had visited Newgate around half past twelve at night and taken both prisoners away at once without any additional formalities.
But all these idle rumours might be safely left to sink or swim as the incredulity or the credulity of their authors and hearers might determine, since it was after all only to a very few persons that the escape of Sweeney Todd was of the smallest importance, and, to still from that, the fate of Mr. Lupin was of any importance at all.
But all these pointless rumors could be left to thrive or fail based on how much people believed them, since for only a handful of people, Sweeney Todd's escape really mattered, and even fewer cared about Mr. Lupin's fate.
The persons with whose feelings and wishes we and our readers feel interested, are those to whom the escape of Todd presented grounds for some anxious and painful reflections; and it is to them and their proceedings that we would now draw the attention of our readers.
The people whose feelings and wishes we and our readers care about are those who found Todd's escape to be a source of concern and distress. It is them and their actions that we would like to focus on now for our readers.
One of the first persons to whom the news was taken in a clear and compact unexaggerated form, was Sir Richard Blunt, and at an early hour of the morning he was roused from his rest by a messenger, who presented him with a brief note, containing only the following words from the Secretary of Newgate—
One of the first people to receive the news in a clear and straightforward way was Sir Richard Blunt. Early in the morning, he was awakened by a messenger who handed him a short note with just these words from the Secretary of Newgate—
"Newgate.
"Sir,
Newgate.
"Sir,
"The prisoner, Sweeney Todd, has escaped from the jail, along with one Josiah Lupin.
"The prisoner, Sweeney Todd, has broken out of jail, along with one Josiah Lupin."
I am, Sir, Yours Obediently,
"John Smith."
I am, Sir, Yours obediently,
"John Smith."
"The deuce he has!" cried Sir Richard, as he sprung out of bed and began to dress himself with unusual speed, for Sir Richard seldom did anything in a hurry, as experience had long since told him how very little was gained by hurry and how much was sometimes lost.
"The hell he has!" shouted Sir Richard, as he jumped out of bed and started getting dressed unusually fast, because Sir Richard rarely did anything in a rush, having learned from experience how little was gained by rushing and how much was sometimes lost.
As soon as he got his things on, he descended to his private room, and there found an officer from the prison waiting to give him the particulars of the escape, which was done in a very few words.
As soon as he got dressed, he went down to his private room and found a prison officer waiting to brief him on the escape, which was explained in just a few words.
"And they are clear off?" said Sir Richard.
"And they are all clear?" said Sir Richard.
"Quite so sir."
"Absolutely, sir."
"Well, after this, I rather think the Secretary of State will agree with my opinion, that it is not bolts and locks and bars that are to be trusted to, to keep notorious and bold malefactors in prison, but a stout and watchful personal superintendence; and until that is the case, there will be continual prison escapes. Such a man as Todd should not have been allowed to be for five minutes quite alone."
"Well, after this, I think the Secretary of State will agree with me that it's not bolts, locks, and bars that can be trusted to keep notorious and bold criminals in prison, but strong and attentive personal supervision; and until that happens, there will always be prison escapes. Someone like Todd shouldn’t have been allowed to be alone for even five minutes."
"I think so, too," said the officer; "and there's another thing must be put a stop to before any good is done in Newgate."
"I think so too," said the officer, "and there's another thing that needs to be stopped before any real change happens in Newgate."
"What's that, my friend?"
"What’s that, my friend?"
"Why, Sir Richard, the religious ladies must be stopped from coming in. The moment now that any notorious malefactor is cast for death, the prison is besieged by religious ladies, who, if they had their own way, would eat, drink, and sleep with him in his cell; and they bring in all sorts of things that are quite enough to help the fellow out of limbo. Why, Sir Richard, there was Michael Richardson that was cast for death for murdering his wife; a religious lady came to pray with him, and brought him in files and tools enough for him to get out of the stone jug, and off they both went together to America."
"Why, Sir Richard, we need to stop the religious ladies from coming in. As soon as any notorious criminal is sentenced to death, the prison gets swarmed by these women, who, if it were up to them, would eat, drink, and sleep with him in his cell. They bring in all sorts of items that could easily help him escape. Just look at Michael Richardson, who was sentenced to death for murdering his wife; a religious lady came to pray with him and brought in enough tools and files for him to break out of the clink, and off they went together to America."
"It is a serious evil."
"It's a serious problem."
"I believe you, Sir Richard; and, I think, the only way will be to let 'em all know that before they pass the lobby they will be well searched by a couple of turnkeys."
"I trust you, Sir Richard; and I think the only way is to make sure they all know that before they enter the lobby, they will be thoroughly searched by a couple of guards."
"That ought to stop them," said Sir Richard, as he rung the bell sharply. "You may depend upon it I will mention your suggestion to the Secretary of State."
"That should do the trick," said Sir Richard as he rang the bell sharply. "You can count on it, I’ll bring up your suggestion to the Secretary of State."
One of the magistrate's servants now made his appearance in answers to the summons by the bell.
One of the magistrate's servants now appeared in response to the bell's summons.
"My horse directly, Jones," said Sir Richard Blunt.
"My horse, Jones," said Sir Richard Blunt.
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
In the course of ten minutes, Sir Richard Blunt was mounted, and off at a good trot to the City. Any one would have thought that he was going to Newgate; but such was not the case. The prisoners had flown, and he felt that by going to the prison he could only gratify his curiosity by seeing the precise mode in which they had effected their escape, when by going where he did go, he might do some good.
In just ten minutes, Sir Richard Blunt was on his horse and heading at a brisk trot toward the City. Anyone might have assumed he was going to Newgate, but that wasn't the case. The prisoners had escaped, and he knew that visiting the prison would only satisfy his curiosity about how they had managed to get away. Instead, by going where he did, he thought he might actually be able to make a difference.
He did not halt until he found himself at the shop of old Mr. Oakley, and then, although the hour was a very early one, he knocked at the door. Mr. Oakley put his head out at the window, and Sir Richard said—
He didn't stop until he reached old Mr. Oakley's shop, and even though it was very early, he knocked on the door. Mr. Oakley peeked out the window, and Sir Richard said—
"Don't be alarmed; I only want to speak to you for a few moments."
"Don’t worry; I just want to talk to you for a few minutes."
"Oh, dear me, yes," said the old man. "I'm coming down stairs directly—I'm coming."
"Oh, dear, yes," said the old man. "I'm coming down the stairs right now—I'm on my way."
In a few moments the old spectacle-maker opened the door, and came out to the side of the horse, from which the magistrate did not dismount, but leaning down to Mr. Oakley, he said, in an earnest tone—
In just a moment, the old spectacle-maker opened the door and stepped out to the side of the horse. The magistrate stayed mounted but leaned down to Mr. Oakley and said earnestly—
"There's no occasion for any alarm, but I have come to tell you that Sweeney Todd has escaped from prison."
"There's no need to panic, but I came to let you know that Sweeney Todd has broken out of prison."
"Oh, Lord!"
"Oh my God!"
"Hush! It is of no great moment. Where is your daughter and Mr. Ingestrie? I must put them upon their guard against anything that may arise, for there is no exactly saying what that rascal, Todd, may be at."
"Hush! It's not a big deal. Where are your daughter and Mr. Ingestrie? I need to warn them about anything that might come up, because there's no telling what that scoundrel, Todd, might be planning."
"Oh, he will murder everybody."
"Oh, he's going to kill everyone."
"I think, Mr. Oakley that is going just a little too far, for I will take good care that he don't murder me, nor any one else, if I can by any possibility help it. I will soon have him, I think. Where is Mr. Ingestrie, Mr. Oakley?"
"I think, Mr. Oakley, that's going a bit too far, because I'll make sure he doesn't kill me, or anyone else, if I can help it. I think I'll have him soon. Where is Mr. Ingestrie, Mr. Oakley?"
"Oh, dear, they are at the new house in Cheyne Walk, Chelsea. It's just opposite to the water if you go—"
"Oh, no, they're at the new house on Cheyne Walk in Chelsea. It's right across from the water if you go—"
"I know all about it, thank you, Mr. Oakley. All's right. Be under no apprehension, and above all things, don't you believe one word of anything you hear about Todd from popular rumour or from the newspapers. I will let you know everything that is of any consequence, personally or by letter. Good morning. I hope Mrs. Oakley is quite well this morning?"
"I know all about it, thanks, Mr. Oakley. Everything is fine. Don’t worry, and above all, don’t believe a word of what you hear about Todd from gossip or the newspapers. I’ll keep you updated on anything important, either in person or by mail. Good morning. I hope Mrs. Oakley is doing well this morning?"
"Yes, charming; but, dear me!"
"Yes, charming; but, oh my!"
"Yes, it is dear me. Good morning."
"Yes, it is, my dear. Good morning."
Away rode the magistrate, and now he put his horse, which was a good one, to a smart trot, and made his way to Colonel Jeffery's house in a very short space of time; for London was not quite so large as it is now, and it was not a day's journey to go from one house to another if your friends happened to reside at different ends of the town. The colonel, at that hour of the morning, was up and walking in his garden. When Sir Richard Blunt was announced, he guessed at once that something very unusual had taken place; and after shaking hands, he said—
Away rode the magistrate, and now he urged his horse, which was a good one, into a quick trot, making his way to Colonel Jeffery's house in no time; for London wasn’t as big as it is today, and it wasn’t a full day’s journey to go from one house to another if your friends lived at opposite ends of the city. The colonel, at that time of morning, was up and walking in his garden. When Sir Richard Blunt was announced, he immediately suspected that something very unusual had happened; and after shaking hands, he said—
"I know there's some news. Sir Richard. Is it pleasant, or the other way?"
"I know there’s some news, Sir Richard. Is it good or bad?"
"In truth," said Sir Richard, "that is a question I can scarcely answer you yet. All I have got to say is, that you had better look out, for they have let Todd get out of Newgate."
"In truth," said Sir Richard, "that’s a question I can hardly answer right now. All I can say is that you should be careful, because they’ve let Todd out of Newgate."
"Escaped?"
"Escaped?"
"Exactly so."
"That's right."
"Now that is too bad. One would really have thought they would have taken care of such a fellow as that. How in the name of all that's abominable is it, that if any one escapes from Newgate, it is sure to be some notorious rascal who ought by all means to be the most carefully kept in it."
"That's really unfortunate. One would have expected them to take better care of someone like that. How is it possible that if anyone escapes from Newgate, it's always some infamous criminal who really should be the one locked up the tightest?"
"Ah! that I don't know, but I quite agree with you that it is a fact nevertheless."
"Ah! I don’t know, but I completely agree with you that it’s true, nonetheless."
"It's a very awkward thing, and I am particularly obliged to you for coming to let me know."
"It's really uncomfortable, and I'm especially grateful to you for coming to tell me."
"Why, the fact is, colonel, my opinion of Todd is just this: that now he has lost all his money he is just like a wild beast, and that revenge against all and every one who has been instrumental in bringing him to his present condition, will be the dominant feeling in his breast."
"Well, Colonel, here's my take on Todd: now that he's lost all his money, he's like a wild animal, and the overwhelming feeling he has will be revenge against everyone who played a part in bringing him to where he is now."
"Not a doubt of it."
"No doubt about it."
"Then by awaking you to a sense of this danger both to yourself and to your protege, young Tobias, I am doing my duty. It is not courage that will protect any one from Sweeney Todd. If that had been the case, this is the last house I should have dreamt of coming to with a warning; but it will be only by the greatest circumspection that his attempt to assassinate may be avoided, and the villain foiled."
"By making you aware of the danger to both yourself and your protege, young Tobias, I am fulfilling my responsibility. It’s not courage that can keep anyone safe from Sweeney Todd. If that were true, this would be the last place I would have considered coming to with a warning; instead, it will only be through extreme caution that we can avoid his attempt to kill and outsmart the villain."
"I thank you with all my heart, and feel the truth of your observation. I will not mention the matter to poor Tobias, for I feel that it would drive him half mad with terror; but I will take care to keep such a watch upon him, that no harm can come to him from Todd, now that I know that there is danger. He may, of course, hear of the affair from other sources, but he shall not from me."
"I thank you from the bottom of my heart and completely understand your point. I won’t bring it up with poor Tobias because I know it would frighten him to death; but I will make sure to keep a close eye on him so that no harm comes to him from Todd now that I’m aware of the danger. He might hear about it from others, but I won’t tell him."
"That is right. Mind you, colonel, I don't think this state of alarm must last long, and as regards Tobias, I am in hope that at the same time he hears of Todd's escape, he may hear of his recapture, for I am going to set about that as soon as I possibly can, after I have warned every one interested to keep themselves on the look-out concerning the rascal."
"That's right. Just so you know, Colonel, I don't think this alarm will last long, and when it comes to Tobias, I hope that as soon as he hears about Todd's escape, he'll also hear about his capture, because I'm going to work on that as soon as I can, after I've warned everyone involved to stay alert for that scoundrel."
"You think you will have him again?"
"You think you'll have him back?"
"Oh, yes. He must be without resources, or, at all events, comparatively so; and under such circumstances, we shall soon trace him. Besides, he is rather a remarkable man, and one who, once seen, is not only easily known again, but easily described; so that when I set all the agencies on foot which I have at my command to find him out, he cannot for long elude me."
"Oh, definitely. He must be out of options, or at least mostly so; and under these conditions, we'll find him soon. Besides, he’s quite an interesting guy, and once you see him, he’s not only easy to recognize again but also easy to describe. So when I get all the resources I have to track him down, he won’t be able to hide from me for long."
"I sincerely wish you every success."
"I truly wish you all the best."
"Thank you, colonel, for I must now be off, for I have to get to Chelsea to warn the Ingestries of the possible, if not the probable danger of Todd trying some delectable scheme of revenge against them, for he is most furious I know against Johanna."
"Thank you, Colonel, but I have to go now. I need to get to Chelsea to warn the Ingestries about the possible, if not likely, danger of Todd plotting some delicious scheme of revenge against them, as I know he is very angry with Johanna."
"Off with you, Sir Richard, at once. Do not let me detain you, when you are upon such an errand. I would not have any harm come to Mrs. Ingestrie for worlds."
"Go on, Sir Richard, right now. I won't keep you when you're on such a mission. I wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to Mrs. Ingestrie for anything."
"Nor I. Good morning."
"Me neither. Good morning."
The magistrate mounted his horse again, and waving his hand to the colonel, he again started at a good round trot, and made the best of his way by the nearest possible route he could to Chelsea, where Mr. and Mrs. Ingestrie had set up housekeeping in Cheyne Walk.
The magistrate got back on his horse and waved to the colonel before starting off at a brisk trot, taking the quickest route he could to Chelsea, where Mr. and Mrs. Ingestrie had established their home on Cheyne Walk.
That portion of Chelsea was then very fashionable, and from the appearance of the houses even now, it is very easy to see that it must have been a very desirable place at one time. All the evidences of wealthy ease meet you on every hand, as you look at those broad, well-put together, aristocratic residences, with their pretty bit of highly cultivated garden in front of them, and their massive doorways.
That part of Chelsea was really trendy back then, and just by looking at the houses now, it’s clear that it must have been a highly sought-after area at one point. You can see all the signs of wealthy comfort all around you, from the spacious, well-designed, elegant homes to their lovely, well-kept gardens out front and their grand doorways.
It was in one of these houses that Johanna and her young husband had taken up their residence. The string of pearls had been actually purchased by royalty of Johanna, and had produced a sum of money that had not only placed the young couple above all the ordinary pecuniary accidents of life, but had enabled them to surround Mr. and Mrs. Oakley with comforts, although the old spectacle-maker, from very habit, would stick to his shop, declaring, and no doubt with great truth, that his daily labour was now such a thing of habit that he would be miserable without it.
It was in one of these houses that Johanna and her young husband had moved in. The string of pearls had actually been bought by Johanna from royalty, and it had brought in enough money to not only lift the young couple above all the usual financial troubles, but also allowed them to provide Mr. and Mrs. Oakley with comforts. However, the old spectacle-maker, out of habit, continued to stick to his shop, claiming—likely with great truth—that his daily work had become so routine that he would be unhappy without it.
It was a very different thing, though, for old Mr. Oakley now to work at the bench in his shop, when he felt that he was placed above the real necessity for doing so, to when he had worked very hard indeed to support himself and Johanna, during the period, too, when in consequence of Mrs. Oakley's rather insane predilection for the Reverend Josiah Lupin, there was no comfort in the house, and, but for Johanna, all would have gone to rack and ruin.
It was a completely different situation for old Mr. Oakley now to work at the bench in his shop, knowing he was above the need to do so, compared to when he had worked extremely hard to support himself and Johanna. This was especially true during the time when Mrs. Oakley's rather crazy obsession with the Reverend Josiah Lupin made life at home unbearable, and without Johanna, everything would have fallen apart.
The frightfully dirty ditch that lies before and beyond Cheyne Walk, Chelsea, was not then in existence, so that the really handsome row of residences was not destroyed—as it is now—by such dubious companionship. The river, too, was much clearer than now of craft, and likewise much sweeter, so that really at times, when the sun shone upon its ripples, it really deserved the title of "The Silver Thames."
The incredibly dirty ditch in front of and beyond Cheyne Walk, Chelsea, didn't exist back then, so the beautiful row of homes wasn't ruined—like it is now—by such questionable company. The river was also much clearer of boats and much nicer, so at times, when the sun sparkled on its surface, it truly deserved the name "The Silver Thames."
It was still an early hour when Sir Richard Blunt reached Chelsea—that is to say, it was what then was considered an early hour, for all the world was not in the hurry that is the fashion now, and people did everything in a much more easy and deliberate way than they do now.
It was still early when Sir Richard Blunt arrived in Chelsea—that is to say, it was what was considered early back then, because not everyone was in a rush like they are today, and people went about their activities in a much more relaxed and intentional manner than they do now.
What is gained, or pretended to be gained, by all the hurry-skurry and jostling and driving that characterises society at present? We must confess ourselves at a loss to imagine, and we are decidedly of opinion that people were both happier and better when everything was taken in an easy way, and when folks did not disturb their dignities by all sorts of frantic manoeuvres to save time, as if the whole end and aim of life was to get through as much of what is called business as possible, and as if the principal business of everybody was not to be as quiet and comfortable as possible.
What is really achieved, or at least claimed to be achieved, by all the chaos and pushing and rushing that defines our society today? Honestly, we struggle to see it. We firmly believe that people were both happier and better off when things were more relaxed, and when people didn’t compromise their dignity with all sorts of frantic efforts to save time, as if the main purpose of life was to get through as much so-called work as possible, rather than to be as calm and comfortable as we can.
The magistrate could not but pause for a moment as he reached Cheyne Walk and saw the bright sun shining upon the water, and gilding with beauty the sails of some small craft that were taking advantage of a light pleasant breeze to get along without labour.
The magistrate couldn’t help but stop for a moment as he arrived at Cheyne Walk and saw the bright sun shining on the water, making the sails of a few small boats look beautiful as they took advantage of a light, refreshing breeze to glide along effortlessly.
"A pretty enough place this," he said, "and I don't know any that I should prefer to idle away my life in, if I had nothing to do, as I hope to have some of these odd days—but not yet."
"A nice enough place this," he said, "and I can't think of anywhere I'd rather spend my life just hanging out, if I had nothing to do, which I hope to have some of these random days—but not yet."
CHAPTER CXLI.
SHOWS HOW TODD MADE UP HIS MIND TO VENGEANCE.
Sir Richard drew bridle opposite the house of Mr. Ingestrie, and called to an urchin who was passing to ring the bell for him.
Sir Richard stopped his horse in front of Mr. Ingestrie’s house and called to a passing kid to ring the bell for him.
The boy complied and in a few moments a servant made an appearance, to whom Sir Richard said—
The boy nodded, and within a few moments, a servant showed up, to whom Sir Richard said—
"If your master is stirring, pray tell him that a gentleman wishes to speak to him for a few moments."
"If your boss is awake, please let him know that a gentleman would like to speak with him for a few moments."
These words were hardly past the lips of the magistrate, when some one, with a bunch of flowers in her hand, and one of the prettiest of pretty morning dresses, came to the door. It was our old, dear, young, kind friend, Johanna! We cannot help calling her Johanna still, although, perhaps, it would be more proper for us to name her Mrs. Ingestrie; but it seems so odd to append that title of "Mrs." to our gentle, youthful Johanna, whose dangers in Todd's shop we have watched and trembled at so often in times past.
These words had barely left the magistrate's lips when someone appeared at the door, holding a bunch of flowers and wearing one of the prettiest morning dresses. It was our beloved young friend, Johanna! We still can't help but call her Johanna, even though it might be more appropriate to call her Mrs. Ingestrie; but it feels strange to refer to our gentle, youthful Johanna with the title "Mrs." after all the times we’ve watched and worried about her dangers in Todd's shop.
"Ah! my dear friend," she cried, when she saw who it was. "I am so glad to see you!"
"Ah! my dear friend," she exclaimed when she recognized him. "I’m so happy to see you!"
"And I am equally glad to see you," said Sir Richard, "particularly as you look so well and so happy."
"And I'm just as glad to see you," said Sir Richard, "especially since you look so good and so happy."

Sir Richard Blunt Pays A Visit To Johanna, At Chelsea.
Sir Richard Blunt Visits Johanna in Chelsea.
"Yes, I am happy. Mark! Mark! here is Sir Richard come to breakfast with us."
"Yes, I'm happy. Mark! Mark! Sir Richard is here to have breakfast with us."
"Nay, I did not think of dismounting."
"Nah, I didn't think about getting off."
"Oh, but you must. I will hold the bridle of the horse, and you will have to ride over me if you attempt to go away. Mark—Mark! where are you!"
"Oh, but you have to. I'll hold the reins of the horse, and you'll have to ride over me if you try to leave. Mark—Mark! Where are you?"
Upon these repeated calls, Mark Ingestrie make his appearance at the door, and looked pleased enough to see Sir Richard, who, finding that they would take no sort of denial, he felt that he could not do otherwise than dismount and enter the house. A servant of the Ingestries took charge of his horse, and he was soon in the breakfast-room of the pretty house, inhabited by the young couple.
Upon hearing these repeated calls, Mark Ingestrie appeared at the door and looked happy to see Sir Richard. Sir Richard, realizing they wouldn’t take no for an answer, felt that he had no choice but to get off his horse and go inside the house. A servant from the Ingestries took care of his horse, and he soon found himself in the breakfast room of the lovely house where the young couple lived.
It did not escape the observation of Johanna that there was a cloud of seriousness upon the countenance of Sir Richard Blunt; but she did not make any remark, although each moment she felt more and more convinced that it was some matter of business that called the magistrate to their abode so early; for it will be remembered that although he had transacted a good quantity of business, the day was yet very young.
Johanna noticed the serious expression on Sir Richard Blunt's face, but she didn't say anything. However, with each passing moment, she became increasingly sure that some business matter was bringing the magistrate to their home so early, especially since, despite having done a fair amount of work, the day was still quite young.
Mark Ingestrie did not appear to have any idea beyond the fact that it was very kind of the magistrate to visit them; but the reader will easily excuse him for not being so acute an observer as Johanna.
Mark Ingestrie seemed to have no thoughts beyond recognizing how kind it was for the magistrate to visit them; however, it's easy for the reader to understand why he wasn't as observant as Johanna.
"I hope," said Mark, "that you will often take a canter over here, Sir Richard, before the business of the day commences, and breakfast with us. I know how very hopeless it is to expect you often at any other time."
"I hope," Mark said, "that you'll often come over here for a ride, Sir Richard, before the day's work starts, and have breakfast with us. I know how unlikely it is to expect you at any other time."
"It is rather so," replied Sir Richard, "and my stay now must be very limited indeed. How do you both like your new house?"
"It’s true," replied Sir Richard, "and my visit has to be very brief. How do you both like your new house?"
"It is charming," said Johanna, "and the view from the windows is full of animation for the greater part of the day."
"It’s charming," Johanna said, "and the view from the windows is lively for most of the day."
"It's the view in-doors," smiled Mark, "that to me is so delightful and so full of animation."
"It's the view indoors," Mark smiled, "that I find so delightful and so full of life."
"That is just what I should have supposed," said the magistrate, glancing at Johanna with a smile.
"That's exactly what I expected," said the magistrate, looking at Johanna with a smile.
"Now, positively, I must go and take my breakfast in some other room," said Johanna, "if there are to be any compliments. They are quite absurd, you know, among married folks."
"Honestly, I have to go eat my breakfast in another room," said Johanna, "if there are going to be any compliments. They're just ridiculous, you know, among married people."
"And a little unfair," said Sir Richard, "at meal times, I think, above all others."
"And a bit unfair," said Sir Richard, "I think especially at mealtimes, more than any other times."
"Indeed?" said Mark.
"Really?" said Mark.
"Yes, to be sure," added Johanna, "for you know one is either obliged to hear the compliments, which feed no one but with false viands, or leave the table upon which there may be something much more substantial and decidedly more palatable."
"Yes, definitely," added Johanna, "because you know you're either stuck listening to compliments that only serve up empty praise, or you leave the table where there could be something much more filling and obviously more enjoyable."
"I give in," said Mark, "I give in. I don't for one moment profess to be a match for you alone, my dear; but when you get Sir Richard to side with you, I feel that I had better say as little as possible."
"I give up," said Mark, "I give up. I don’t pretend for a second to be a match for you on your own, my dear; but when you get Sir Richard on your side, I think it’s best for me to say as little as I can."
"A graceful defeat," said Sir Richard, "is almost as good as a clumsy victory."
"A graceful defeat," Sir Richard said, "is almost as good as an awkward victory."
"Much better," said Johanna, "a great deal better. But now, Sir Richard, you have not ridden over here to help us at our breakfast, or to talk badinage."
"Much better," Johanna said, "a lot better. But now, Sir Richard, you didn't come all this way just to join us for breakfast or to exchange small talk."
Mark opened his eyes very wide indeed, and looked from Johanna to the magistrate, and from the magistrate to Johanna, with evident surprise. An expression of great anxiety was each moment gathering over the face of Johanna, which Sir Richard saw, and with all that tact which with him was a kind of second nature, he said—
Mark opened his eyes really wide and looked from Johanna to the magistrate and back to Johanna, clearly surprised. A look of deep anxiety was creeping across Johanna's face, which Sir Richard noticed, and with the kind of tact that came naturally to him, he said—
"I have had the pleasure of seeing your father this morning, and they are all well at the old house, and as comfortable as can be."
"I got to see your dad this morning, and everyone at the old house is doing well and as comfortable as possible."
Johanna drew a long breath of relief, and then Mark Ingestrie cried in a voice of surprise—
Johanna took a deep breath of relief, and then Mark Ingestrie exclaimed in surprise—
"What? Do you mean to say you have been in the city before you came here, sir?"
"What? Are you saying you've been in the city before coming here, sir?"
"I have, my friend, and I have been to Colonel Jeffery's, too, before I came here. If I had not, I should not be able to indulge myself with the pleasure of staying here for even the short time that I have been beneath your roof. I must, however, go."
"I have, my friend, and I’ve been to Colonel Jeffery's, too, before I came here. If I hadn't, I wouldn't be able to enjoy my time here, even the brief moment that I've spent under your roof. I must, however, leave."
"Something has happened!" said Johanna.
"Something's happened!" said Johanna.
"So there has," said the magistrate with a smile, "but it cannot be anything very serious, you know, as all our dear friends are well. Anything falls light in comparison with the health and happiness of those whom we love."
"So there has," said the magistrate with a smile, "but it can't be anything too serious, you know, since all our dear friends are doing well. Anything seems minor compared to the health and happiness of those we love."
"Oh, yes—yes," said Johanna. "You are right, and you are very good to preface bad news in so kind a manner, Sir Richard. It is good, and kind, and grateful, and like you in all respects. I thank you from my heart."
"Oh, yes—yes," Johanna said. "You're right, and it's so thoughtful of you to share bad news in such a kind way, Sir Richard. It's good, kind, and thoughtful, just like you. I truly appreciate it."
"But what's it all about?" cried Mark Ingestrie. "Good gracious, what's it all about? Who talks of bad news? If all our friends are well, how can there be bad news? Do not keep us in suspense, Sir Richard!"
"But what's it all about?" shouted Mark Ingestrie. "Good grief, what's it all about? Who talks about bad news? If all our friends are fine, how can there be bad news? Don't keep us hanging, Sir Richard!"
"No—no," said Johanna.
"No way," said Johanna.
"I will not."
"Not gonna happen."
Both Johanna and Mark Ingestrie looked most intently at the magistrate, as he said in his quiet way—
Both Johanna and Mark Ingestrie stared intently at the magistrate as he spoke in his soft voice—
"Sweeney Todd has escaped from Newgate, and is now at large!"
"Sweeney Todd has broken out of Newgate and is now on the loose!"
Mark Ingestrie sprang to his feet, and Johanna, for a moment, turned rather pale.
Mark Ingestrie jumped up, and Johanna, for a moment, looked pretty pale.
"The villain!" cried Mark.
"The villain!" shouted Mark.
"Hush!" said Johanna. "Oh, hush, Mark!"
"Hush!" Johanna said. "Oh, be quiet, Mark!"
"It was of the utmost importance," continued Sir Richard Blunt, speaking quite calmly, "that all who were in any way comprehended in the list of what Sweeney Todd would call his enemies, should be speedily informed of this fact, and that is what has brought me to Chelsea at so early an hour in the morning."
"It was extremely important," continued Sir Richard Blunt, speaking quite calmly, "that everyone included in the list of what Sweeney Todd would refer to as his enemies should be quickly informed of this fact, and that's why I came to Chelsea so early this morning."
"We thank you from our hearts," said Johanna.
"We thank you from the bottom of our hearts," said Johanna.
"We do, indeed," said Mark. "But let him beware of me. He dare not, villain as he is, come within the reach of my arm. The spirit of my poor murdered friend, Thornhill, will cry aloud for vengeance, and nothing should save the murderer from death."
"We certainly do," said Mark. "But he better watch out for me. That villain wouldn’t dare come within my reach. The spirit of my poor murdered friend, Thornhill, will cry out for revenge, and nothing will keep the murderer from facing death."
"Oh, Mark—Mark!" said Johanna, "do not speak in such a strain. You do not know Todd. You know nothing of the character and of the capabilities of that man. He is not only one of the most wicked, but he is likewise one of the most crafty and unscrupulous."
"Oh, Mark—Mark!" Johanna said, "don't talk like that. You don't really know Todd. You have no idea about the character and the abilities of that man. He is not only one of the most evil, but he's also one of the most cunning and ruthless."
"That is true," said the magistrate. "He does not know him. Do you suppose for one moment, Mr. Ingestrie, that I would have ridden over here to give you such a special warning concerning this man, if I apprehended any open attack? No—that I could have trusted to you to ward off. Your life has been one of danger and adventure; but not you, nor I, nor all the world, can be prepared against what Todd may, in the profound depths of his imagination, attempt."
"That's true," said the magistrate. "He doesn't know him. Do you really think for a second, Mr. Ingestrie, that I would have come all the way here to give you such a specific warning about this man if I thought there was going to be any open attack? No—that's something I could have relied on you to handle. Your life has been full of danger and adventure; but neither you, nor I, nor anyone in the world can be ready for what Todd might try, drawn from the deepest corners of his imagination."
"All that is true," said Johanna, "most true."
"That’s all true," said Johanna, "really true."
"You now really alarm me!" said Mark.
"You really worry me now!" said Mark.
"Then I did not mean to do so. All I wished was that you should be made aware of the real extent of the possible danger. For myself, I look upon all such men as Sweeney Todd as mad men, to a certain extent; and now that he is deprived of his money, there is no knowing but he may be willing to sacrifice his life for the gratification of, no doubt, one of the most powerful feelings of his mind, which is revenge!"
"Then I didn't mean to do that. All I wanted was for you to understand the real extent of the potential danger. Personally, I see all men like Sweeney Todd as a bit crazy; and now that he’s lost his money, there’s no telling if he might be willing to risk his life to satisfy what is undoubtedly one of his strongest feelings—revenge!"
"No doubt," said Johanna.
"Definitely," said Johanna.
A flush of colour came over the cheek of the young husband, and he took the hand of Johanna in his, as he said—
A rush of color filled the young husband's cheeks, and he took Johanna's hand in his as he said—
"Oh, Sir Richard, only tell me now I may best secure this treasure against the machinations of that monster in human shape."
"Oh, Sir Richard, just tell me how I can best protect this treasure from the schemes of that monstrous person."
"Nay, now, Mr. Ingestrie," said Sir Richard, "do not fall into the other extreme, and make too much of this danger. We are very apt to pet some peril, until we make it to our imagination assume a much larger shape than really belongs to it. I hope that Todd will be in custody again soon."
"Now, Mr. Ingestrie," Sir Richard said, "let's not go to the other extreme and blow this danger out of proportion. We tend to exaggerate a threat in our minds until it seems much bigger than it actually is. I hope Todd will be in custody again soon."
"Is it likely, sir?"
"Is it likely, sir?"
"I fancy so. From this day I abandon all other objects and pursuits, and devote myself to that task alone."
"I believe so. From this day on, I’m leaving behind all other goals and activities, and I’m dedicating myself to that task alone."
"Then there is a hope," said Johanna.
"Then there is hope," Johanna said.
"Yes," added Sir Richard. "My impression is that he has no money, and that I shall soon apprehend him; but if, unknown to me, he has any secret funds, he may make an attempt to leave the kingdom, and so foil me."
"Yeah," added Sir Richard. "I get the feeling he doesn't have any money, and that I'll catch him soon; but if, for some reason, he has some hidden cash, he might try to leave the country and escape me."
"And if he does?"
"And what if he does?"
"I follow him, for I am determined that sooner or later, dead or alive, Todd shall be given up to the law."
"I’m following him because I’m determined that sooner or later, dead or alive, Todd will face justice."
"But you will advise us what to do," said Mark Ingestrie. "In your experience you can suggest to us the best mode of proceeding in this emergency."
"But you will tell us what to do," said Mark Ingestrie. "From your experience, you can recommend the best way to handle this situation."
"I have been thinking of that as I came along, and my advice is that you leave London immediately. I do not think that the danger, admitting that there is any at all, is immediate. Todd for some days will be far too intent upon evading pursuit and recognition to think of much else, besides his personal safety, so that you will have ample time to leave."
"I've been considering that as I traveled here, and my advice is that you get out of London right away. I don’t believe that the danger, if there is any, is urgent. For the next few days, Todd will be way too focused on avoiding capture and being recognized to think about much else, other than his own safety, so you’ll have plenty of time to leave."
"We will do so," said Johanna, "at once. Where would you advise us to go?"
"We'll do that right away," said Johanna. "Where do you suggest we go?"
"There is a little fishing village on the south coast, called Brighthelmstone. It lies in a pleasant enough valley stretching to the sea. There you can remain quite unsuspected of Todd, and enjoy the fair sea breezes that make the place delightful, without a thought of danger, for it is not that way he will go, as the place is not a port from which he could take shipping if he wished to leave England; and if he did not wish to leave at all, nothing could be further from his thoughts than going so far from London, and the spot upon which all his revenge could alone be attempted to be gratified."
There’s a small fishing village on the south coast called Brighthelmstone. It sits in a pleasant valley that stretches out to the sea. You can stay there completely unaware of Todd and enjoy the lovely sea breezes that make the place enjoyable, without a single worry, because that's not the direction he would choose; the village isn't a port where he could catch a ship if he wanted to leave England. And if he didn’t want to leave at all, the last thing on his mind would be going so far from London, where he could attempt to satisfy his desire for revenge.
"We will go," said Johanna, appealingly looking at Mark Ingestrie as she spoke.
"We will go," said Johanna, looking at Mark Ingestrie with a pleading expression as she spoke.
"Certainly," he replied.
"Sure," he replied.
"Well, then," said Sir Richard, "since that is so far settled, I have a favour to ask of you both."
"Well, then," said Sir Richard, "since that's all settled, I have a favor to ask of both of you."
"You have but to name it," said Ingestrie. "You ought rather to say that you have a command to give us both."
"You just have to say it," Ingestrie said. "You should really say that you have a command for both of us."
"Yes," said Johanna, "that is so."
"Yeah," Johanna said, "that's true."
"No. If I thought that, I should not like to mention it. But I appeal to your candour to say 'yes,' or 'no,' to the request, according as you really feel inclined when you hear it. You know how anxious Todd has been to take the life of the poor lad, Tobias, who has suffered so much at his hands."
"No. If I believed that, I wouldn't want to bring it up. But I ask you to be honest and just say 'yes' or 'no' to the request, based on how you truly feel when you hear it. You know how desperate Todd has been to end the life of the poor kid, Tobias, who has already suffered so much because of him."
"Oh, yes—yes," said Johanna.
"Oh, yes—yes," Johanna said.
"Well. Have you any objection to take him with you?"
"Well. Do you have any objections to taking him with you?"
"None in the least," cried Mark.
"Not at all," Mark said.
Johanna turned to him with a smile, as she said—
Johanna turned to him with a smile and said—
"Mark, I thank you with all my heart for that ready reply and acquiescence with the proposal of Sir Richard Blunt, and I echo it by likewise saying, 'None in the least.'"
"Mark, I sincerely thank you for your quick response and agreement with Sir Richard Blunt's proposal, and I affirm it by also saying, 'Not at all.'"
"You have met the proposal as I anticipated you both would," said the magistrate, "or I should not have made it. You will find poor Tobias one of the most gentle and inoffensive of beings; but his nature has been so acted upon by Todd, that it would drive him to the verge of madness if he thought that the villain were at large; so I do not wish that he should know as much until it can be coupled with information of his recapture."
"You both met the proposal just as I expected," said the magistrate, "or I wouldn’t have made it. You'll find poor Tobias to be one of the gentlest and least harmful people; but Todd has affected him so much that just the thought of that villain being out there could push him to the brink of madness. So, I'd rather he doesn’t know anything about it until we can also tell him about Todd's capture."
"The secret shall be kept."
"Keep it a secret."
"Then my business is concluded, and I am sorry to say my pleasure also; for it has been a real one to visit you both; and I must be off at once. I will communicate with Colonel Jeffery about Tobias, and manage how he shall come to you. A post-chaise will take you in six hours to the place I have mentioned, which you will find marked on the map."
"Then my business is done, and I regret to say my enjoyment is over as well; it has truly been a pleasure visiting you both, but I must leave immediately. I will get in touch with Colonel Jeffery about Tobias and figure out how he will come to you. A post-chaise will get you to the place I mentioned in six hours, which you will see marked on the map."
"I know it," said Ingestrie.
"I know it," said Ingestrie.
"That is well. And now good-day."
"That's good. And now, have a nice day."
The Ingestries took a warm and affectionate leave of Sir Richard, who, in ten minutes more, was on his road to London.
The Ingestries said a warm and loving goodbye to Sir Richard, who, in just ten more minutes, was on his way to London.
CHAPTER CXLII.
RETURNS TO TODD IN THE WOOD AT HAMPSTEAD.
While all this was going on, contingent upon his elopement from Newgate, Todd was still in the wood at Hampstead—that wood in which he had committed so barbarous a murder, in ridding the world of almost as great a rascal as himself, in the shape of Mr. Lupin.
While all this was happening, depending on his escape from Newgate, Todd was still in the woods at Hampstead—those woods where he had committed such a brutal murder, getting rid of someone who was almost as big a scoundrel as he was, in the form of Mr. Lupin.
Todd was as anxious as possible to leave the wood, but he felt that to do so in daylight would be jeopardising himself much too seriously. He was not without money, as the reader is aware; and after placing some distance between himself and the dead body of Mr. Lupin, he sat down upon the roots of an old tree to think.
Todd was really anxious to leave the woods, but he felt that doing it during the day would put him in serious danger. As you know, he wasn't broke; and after putting some distance between himself and Mr. Lupin's dead body, he sat down on the roots of an old tree to think.
It was not that Todd had any particular terrors connected with the dead body of Mr. Lupin that induced him to get away from the neighbourhood of the body, but he thought it was just possible some people might come into the wood, and in such a case he did not wish to be connected with the deed in consequence of any contiguity to it.
It wasn't that Todd had any specific fears related to Mr. Lupin's dead body that made him want to leave the area, but he considered that it was possible some people might come into the woods, and in that case, he didn't want to be linked to the act simply because he was nearby.
"What shall I do?" said Todd, after he had rested for some time with his head upon his hand. "That is the question—what shall I do? I have some money, but not enough. Oh, that I had but a tithe of the amount that once was mine! I would yet leave England for ever, and forego all my thoughts of vengeance, unless I could contrive from a great distance to do some mischief, and that might be done if very cunningly contrived; but they have taken from me all—all!"
"What should I do?" Todd said, after resting for a while with his head in his hands. "That's the question—what should I do? I have some money, but not enough. Oh, if only I had a fraction of what I once had! I would leave England for good, and forget all my thoughts of revenge, unless I could somehow cause trouble from far away, which could be done if planned very cleverly; but they've taken everything from me—all!"
Here Mr. Todd indulged in a few expletives, with which we do not think proper to encumber our pages; and after swearing himself into a state of comparative calmness again, he held up his left hand, and separating the fingers, he began to count upon them the names of people.
Here Mr. Todd let out a few curse words, which we feel are unnecessary for our pages; and after swearing himself into a state of relative calm again, he held up his left hand and started counting the names of people on his fingers.
"Let me see," he said. "Let me see, how many throats now it would give me a very special pleasure to cut—Humph—Ha. Sir Richard Blunt—one; Tobias Ragg—two; Colonel Jeffery—three; Johanna Oakley—four; and her husband, that is, I suppose, by this time, five—confound him! Ah! those make up the five that I most specially should like to sacrifice! A whole handful of victims! After they were comfortably despatched, no doubt, I could think of a few more; but it is better to confine one's attention to the principals for a time. The others may drop in afterwards, when one has nothing more important to do."
"Let me think," he said. "Let me see, how many throats would give me a real thrill to cut—Humph—Ha. Sir Richard Blunt—one; Tobias Ragg—two; Colonel Jeffery—three; Johanna Oakley—four; and her husband, who I guess by now is five—damn him! Ah! those are the five that I really want to take out! A whole handful of victims! Once they are taken care of, I'm sure I could think of a few more; but it's better to focus on the main targets for now. The others can come later, when I have nothing more important on my plate."
He thought he heard a noise in the wood, and he stooped his head to listen. It was nothing, or if it had been anything, it quickly ceased again, and he was tolerably satisfied that he was alone.
He thought he heard a noise in the woods, so he leaned down to listen. It was nothing, or if it had been something, it quickly stopped again, and he was fairly sure that he was alone.
"What a delightful thing, now, it would be," he muttered, "if I could poison the whole lot of them at once, with some drug that would give them the most excruciating agony! And then I should like to go round to them all, and shout in their ears—'I did it!—I, Sweeney Todd, did it!' That would be glorious, indeed! Ha! ha!"
"What a nice thing it would be," he muttered, "if I could poison all of them at once with a drug that would cause the worst agony! And then I'd like to go around to each one and shout in their ears—'I did it!—I, Sweeney Todd, did it!' That would be awesome, indeed! Ha! ha!"
"Ha!" said a voice behind him, following up his hideous laugh most closely in point of tone.
"Ha!" a voice said from behind him, closely matching his terrible laugh in tone.
It was almost with what might be called a yell of terror that Todd sprang to his feet, and turned round, fully expecting to see some one; but not the slightest vestige of the presence of any human being met his eyes.
It was almost with what could be described as a scream of fear that Todd jumped to his feet and turned around, fully expecting to see someone; but not the slightest hint of any person was in sight.
After gazing for a moment or two, he thought that surely some one must be hiding behind one of the trees, and he sprang forward, crying—
After looking for a moment or two, he thought that someone must be hiding behind one of the trees, so he jumped forward, shouting—
"Disclose yourself, villain! Crafty wretch, you or I must die!"
"Show yourself, villain! Clever scoundrel, one of us has to die!"
There was no reply to this; and he could find no one, although he looked narrowly about, for the next quarter of an hour, all over the spot. He felt quite convinced that no one could have slipped away without him hearing something of the footfall, however light it might be; and he was left, by this extraordinary circumstance, in a complete maze of terrified conjecture. He trembled in every limb from positive fright.
There was no response to this, and he couldn’t find anyone, even after searching carefully for the next fifteen minutes all around the area. He was convinced that no one could have slipped away without him hearing some sort of footstep, no matter how quiet it might have been; and this strange situation left him completely confused and scared. He was trembling all over from sheer fear.
No man was probably more generally free from what might be called superstitious terrors, than Sweeney Todd. At least, we may certainly say, that no guilty man ever could be more free from them. Had such not been the case, it is quite impossible that he could have carried on the career that he did; but of late, two or three things had happened to him to give his imagination a kind of jog upon such subjects.
No one was probably more free from what might be called superstitious fears than Sweeney Todd. At least, we can definitely say that no guilty man could be more free from them. If that weren't true, it would have been impossible for him to pursue the life he did; however, recently, a couple of incidents occurred that gave his imagination a bit of a nudge regarding such things.
He might well be excused for a little kind of nervousness now, when he felt quite confident that a laugh from no mortal lungs had sounded within a few inches of his ears, at so strange a moment.
He could be forgiven for feeling a bit nervous now, especially since he was sure that no one had laughed from just inches away from him at such a bizarre moment.
"What can it be?" he said, in a voice of terror. "What can it be? Have I all along been mistaken; and is there such a thing as an invisible world of spirits about us? Oh, what can I think?—what excuse can I now give myself for an unbelief, without which I should have gone quite mad long—long ago?"
"What could it be?" he said, his voice filled with fear. "What could it be? Have I been wrong all this time? Is there really an invisible world of spirits around us? Oh, what am I supposed to think? What reason can I give myself for not believing, when without that belief I would have lost my mind a long—long time ago?"
The heavy drops stood upon his brow, and he was forced to stagger back, and hold by a tree for support. After a few moments of this condition, however, the determined spirit of the man triumphed over the fears that beset him, and raising his voice, he said—
The heavy drops were on his forehead, and he had to stagger back, holding onto a tree for support. After a few moments in this state, though, the man's determination overcame the fears that troubled him, and raising his voice, he said—
"No—no; I will never be the slave of such wild fancies! This is no time for me to give way to a belief in these things, which all my life I have laughed to scorn! If I had believed what the world pretends to believe, I must have been stark staring mad to load my soul with guilt in the way I have done, if my recompense had been the accumulated wealth of all the kingdoms of the earth; for death would, despite all that, come and rob me of all, leaving me poor as any beggar who lays him down by the road side to die!"
"No—no; I will never be a slave to such wild ideas! This isn’t the time for me to believe in things I’ve mocked my whole life! If I had bought into what the world pretends to believe, I would have to be crazy to burden my soul with guilt the way I have, even if my reward had been the combined wealth of all the kingdoms on earth; because death would, regardless of that, come and take everything away, leaving me as poor as any beggar lying by the roadside to die!"
While he spoke, he glared nervously and apprehensively about him, and then he drew a long breath, as he added—
While he spoke, he looked around nervously and anxiously, and then he took a deep breath as he added—
"I take shame to myself now to have one particle of fear. Have not I, at the hour of midnight, many and many a time threaded the mazes of the dark vaults of St. Dunstan's, when I knew that I was all but surrounded by the festering, gaunt remains of heaps of my victims? and shall I here, with the open sky above me, and only the known neighbourhood of one dead villain, shake in such a way? No—no!"
"I feel ashamed now to admit that I have even a hint of fear. Haven't I, at midnight, countless times navigated the dark corridors of St. Dunstan's, knowing I was almost surrounded by the decaying, skeletal remains of my victims? And should I, here under the open sky, trembling with only the familiar presence of one dead villain nearby? No—no!"
He stamped upon the ground to reassure himself; and then, as though willing to taunt the unseen laugher into a repetition of the mocking sound, he again cried—
He stomped on the ground to reassure himself; and then, as if trying to provoke the unseen laugher into making the mocking sound again, he cried out once more—
"Ha!—ha!"
"LOL!"
There was no response to this, and it was rather a disappointment to Todd that there was not, for a hope had been growing upon his mind to the effect, that it was only some echo in the wood, to which he had been indebted for his fright; but now, when it did not occur again as it ought to have done, if it had been a result from any natural cause, he was thrown back upon his strength of mind merely to shake it off as best he might.
There was no answer to this, and Todd felt pretty disappointed about it because he had started to hope that it was just an echo in the woods that had scared him. But now, when it didn’t happen again like it should have if it was caused by something natural, he had to rely on his own mental strength to shake off the fear as best as he could.
"Fancy! fancy!" he cried. "It was but fancy after all;" but he did not believe himself when he so spoke.
"Wow! Wow!" he exclaimed. "It was just a fantasy after all;" but he didn't believe himself when he said that.
Todd remained in the wood tolerably free from any more alarms, until the sun sunk in the west; and while there was positive darkness in that place where he was hiding, a sweet twilight still lingered over the fair face of nature.
Todd stayed in the woods relatively free from any more scares until the sun set in the west; and while there was complete darkness where he was hiding, a soft twilight still lingered over the beautiful landscape.
"I must not venture forth yet," he said, "but in another hour it will be dark alike upon the heath as in the wood, and then I will go into the village and get some refreshment, after which, I rather think, that London, with all its dangers, will be the best place for me. I have heard of people hiding there for many a day. I wonder, now, if a lodging in the Old Bailey would be a good thing? Surely they would never think of looking for me there."
"I can’t go out just yet," he said, "but in about an hour it will be just as dark on the heath as it is in the woods, and then I’ll head to the village to grab something to eat. After that, I think London, with all its risks, will be the safest place for me. I've heard of people hiding out there for quite a while. I’m curious if a place in the Old Bailey would be a good idea? They definitely wouldn’t think to look for me there."
Todd rather chuckled over this pleasant idea of a lodging in the Old Bailey. It was just one of the notions that, for its practical extravagance, rather pleased him than otherwise, but although it had something to recommend it, it required rather more boldness than even he was master of to carry it out.
Todd chuckled at the thought of staying in the Old Bailey. It was one of those ideas that, because of its ridiculousness, amused him more than anything else. While it had its merits, it took more courage than he had to actually go through with it.
But such thoughts sufficed to amuse him until darkness was upon the face of the land, and to withdraw his thoughts from other and more tormenting matters; so that for a time he even forgot the seemingly supernatural laugh that had sounded so oddly behind him, and produced in him such a world of alarm.
But those thoughts kept him entertained until night fell across the land, distracting him from other, more troubling issues; for a while, he even forgot the eerie laugh that had echoed behind him and caused him so much fear.
He heard the clock of Hampstead Church proclaim the hour of nine, and then he thought that he might venture from his place of concealment; and yet it will be seen that Todd had not been able to concoct any definite plan of operations. Then he was wishing to do many things, and yet unable in that anxious state of his fortunes to do anything at all.
He heard the Hampstead Church clock strike nine, and then he thought about stepping out from his hiding spot; however, it’s clear that Todd hadn’t managed to come up with any solid plan. He wanted to do a lot of things, but in that anxious state of his situation, he couldn’t bring himself to do anything at all.
Truly, Sir Richard Blunt was right enough, when he said that Todd, for a time, would be much too busy with his own affairs to take any active step for the accomplishment of any of his revenges.
Truly, Sir Richard Blunt was correct when he said that Todd would be too preoccupied with his own matters for a while to take any active steps toward getting his revenge.
In the wood, now, the darkness was so great, that literally you could not see your hand before your face; and the only plan by which he could leave it was by blundering right on, and trusting to get out at any point to which his chance steps might lead him. In about a quarter of an hour he came to a rather precipitous bank, which he clambered up, and then he found himself on the outskirts of the wood, and not far from the village.
In the woods, the darkness was so intense that you literally couldn’t see your hand in front of your face; the only way he could find his way out was by stumbling forward and hoping his random steps would lead him somewhere. After about fifteen minutes, he reached a steep bank that he climbed up, and then he found himself at the edge of the woods, not far from the village.
He heard some one coming along the road-way, and whistling as he came. The moon was struggling against the shadowing influence of a mass of clouds in the horizon, and Todd felt that in a little time the whole place would be light enough.
He heard someone coming down the road, whistling as they approached. The moon was fighting against the thick clouds on the horizon, and Todd sensed that soon the whole area would be bright enough.
"Am I sufficiently unlike myself," he said, "to trust an appearance in the village? I want food, and most of all, I want drink. Yes, now more than ever; I cannot pretend to live without stimulants. Yes, I will risk it, and then I will go to London."
"Am I different enough from who I really am," he said, "to trust how I look in the village? I need food, and more than anything, I need a drink. Yes, now more than ever; I can't act like I can live without some kind of boost. Yes, I’ll take the chance, and then I’ll head to London."
He sprang down into the road, and in as careless a manner as he could, he walked on in the direction that he thought would take him to the village.
He jumped down onto the road and, in the most casual way he could, he walked in the direction he thought would lead him to the village.
The man who was whistling as he came along, rather increased his pace, and to the great alarm of Todd, overtook him, and said—
The man whistling as he walked picked up his speed and, to Todd's great alarm, caught up to him and said—
"A fine night, sir, we shall have? The moon is getting up nicely now, sir!"
"A nice night, sir, aren’t we having? The moon is coming up beautifully now, sir!"
Todd breathed a little more freely. After all, it was not an enemy, but only one of those people so common in places a little way out of town, who are talkative to any one they may meet, for the mere love of talking. For once in his life, Todd determined upon being wonderfully gracious, and he replied quite in a tone of serenity—
Todd breathed a bit easier. After all, it wasn’t an enemy, just one of those folks you find just outside of town, who chat with anyone they meet simply for the sake of conversation. For once in his life, Todd decided to be incredibly gracious, and he replied in a calm tone—
"Yes, it is a nice night; and, as you say, the moon is rising beautifully."
"Yeah, it’s a nice night, and, as you said, the moon is rising beautifully."
"Yes, sir," added the man, who was carrying something that Todd could not, for the life of him, make out. "Yes, sir, and I am not sorry to get home, now. I have been all round by Hendon, Golders Green, and Finchley, sticking bills."
"Yes, sir," said the man, who was carrying something Todd couldn't quite identify. "Yes, sir, and I'm really glad to be heading home now. I've been all over Hendon, Golders Green, and Finchley, putting up posters."
"Bills?"
"Are there any bills?"
"Yes, sir, about the murderer Todd, you know!"
"Yes, sir, about the murderer Todd, you know!"
"Oh, ah!"
"Oh, wow!"
"You know, sir, he has got out of Newgate, and there's five hundred pounds reward offered by the guvment for him. A nice little set up that would be, sir, for any one, wouldn't it, sir?"
"You know, sir, he’s escaped from Newgate, and there's a five hundred pound reward offered by the government for him. That would be a nice little deal for anyone, wouldn’t it, sir?"
"Very."
"Extremely."
"All the bill-stickers round London have had a job in putting up the bills, and they say that if it costs a million of money they intend to have him."
"All the bill posters around London have been busy putting up the ads, and they say that if it costs a million dollars, they’re determined to get him."
"And very proper too," said Todd. "Can you spare a bill, my friend?"
"And that sounds just right," said Todd. "Can you lend me a bill, my friend?"
"Oh, yes. There's hand ones as well as posters. Here's one, sir, and you'll find a description of him. Oh, don't I only wish I could come across him, that's all; I'd make rather a tidy day's work then, I think. That would be a little better, sir, than the paste-pot, wouldn't it?"
"Oh, absolutely. There are both handwritten notes and posters. Here’s one, sir, and you’ll find a description of him. Oh, how I wish I could stumble upon him; it would definitely make for a productive day, I think. That would be a bit better, sir, than using the paste pot, right?"
"Rather," said Todd; "but he might be rather a dear bargain; for such a man, I should think, would not be very easily taken!"
"Actually," said Todd, "he might be quite a good deal; because I think a man like that wouldn't be easy to handle!"
"There's something in that, sir, as you say, but yet I would have a try. Five hundred pounds, you know, sir, is not to be picked up everyday on the road-side."
"There's some truth to that, sir, as you mentioned, but I still want to give it a shot. Five hundred pounds, you know, sir, isn’t something you come across every day on the roadside."
"Certainly not! Is that Hampstead where the lights are, to the left, there?"
"Definitely not! Is that Hampstead over there, to the left, where the lights are?"
"Yes, right on. I live at west-end, and my way lays this way. Good night, sir!"
"Yes, exactly. I live on the west end, and my path goes this way. Good night, sir!"
"Good night," said Todd. "I hope you may have the luck of meeting with this Todd, and so earning the five hundred pounds you mention; but I am afraid, after all, there is not much chance, for I heard he had gone down to the coast, and had got on board a vessel and was off by this time. That may not be true, though. Goodnight!"
"Good night," Todd said. "I hope you're lucky enough to encounter this Todd and earn the five hundred pounds you mentioned, but I'm afraid there's not much chance of that because I heard he went down to the coast and got on a ship, so he’s probably gone by now. But that might not be true. Good night!"
CHAPTER CXLIII.
TODD TAKES A LOOK AT HIS OLD QUARTERS IN FLEET STREET.
The village of Hampstead was, at the time of which we write, really a village. It still retains many of its old houses and picturesque beauties, but it is not quite such a little retired spot as it was. If ever any one walked through Hampstead, however, who was less inclined than another to pause and speculate upon its beauties, certainly that man was our doubtful acquaintance, Sweeney Todd.
The village of Hampstead was, during the time we’re discussing, truly a village. It still has many of its old houses and charming sights, but it’s not quite as secluded as it once was. If anyone ever walked through Hampstead and was less likely than others to stop and appreciate its beauty, it was definitely our uncertain friend, Sweeney Todd.
He did not think it quite prudent to stop in the High Street to solace himself with any worldly comforts, although he saw several public-houses very temptingly open, but passing right on, he descended Red Lion Hill, and paused at a little inn at the foot of it, that is to say, on the London side of the pretty village.
He didn’t think it was wise to stop on the High Street to indulge in any worldly comforts, even though he saw several bars invitingly open. Instead, he kept going and went down Red Lion Hill, then stopped at a small inn at the bottom of it, specifically on the London side of the charming village.
Brandy was Todd's request, and he was met by a prompt, "Yes, sir;" but Todd had, among his varied experiences, to find out what Hampstead brandy was, and the moment he placed a portion of it in his mouth, his eyes goggled furiously, and spitting it out, he said, in a voice of anger—
Brandy was Todd's request, and he was quickly answered with a "Yes, sir;" but Todd had, through his many experiences, to discover what Hampstead brandy was like, and the moment he tasted it, his eyes bulged wildly, and spitting it out, he exclaimed in an angry voice—
"This is some mistake."
"This is a mistake."
"Mistake, sir?"
"Error, sir?"
"Yes; I asked for brandy, and you have given me the rinsings of some bottles and dirty glasses."
"Yes, I asked for brandy, and what you've given me is just the leftovers from some bottles and dirty glasses."
"Oh, dear no, sir; that brandy is the very best that you will get in all Hampstead."
"Oh, no way, sir; that brandy is the absolute best you'll find in all of Hampstead."
"The best in all Hampstead!" repeated Todd, with a groan; "what must the worst be, I wonder?"
"The best in all Hampstead!" Todd repeated with a groan; "I wonder what the worst must be?"
"I assure you, sir, it is considered to be very good."
"I assure you, sir, it's considered to be really good."
"Considered?" said Todd. "Then, my friend, there's your money, and as the brandy is considered to be so good, you can drink it; but having some respect, from old companionship, for my inside, I decline it. Good evening."
"Thought about it?" said Todd. "Then, my friend, here's your money, and since the brandy is said to be so good, you can drink it; but out of respect, due to our long friendship, for my stomach, I’ll pass. Good evening."
With these words, Todd laid a shilling upon the bar, and strode away.
With that, Todd placed a shilling on the bar and walked away.
"Well," said the publican, "how singular! that's the eighth person who has refused that one quartern of brandy and paid for it. Here, wife, put this back into the bottle again, and shake it up well."
"Well," said the pub owner, "how strange! That's the eighth person who has turned down that one shot of brandy and still paid for it. Here, honey, put this back in the bottle and give it a good shake."
Todd pursued his route down Haverstock Hill, until he came to the then straggling district of Camden Town, and there he did find a house at which he got just a tolerable glass of brandy, and feeling very much invigorated by the drop, he walked on more rapidly still; and a thought took possession of him, which, although it was perhaps not unattended with danger, might turn out to be a very felicitous one.
Todd continued his way down Haverstock Hill until he reached the somewhat scattered area of Camden Town. There, he found a house where he managed to get a decent glass of brandy. Feeling quite revitalized from the drink, he walked on even more quickly. An idea came to him that, while it might come with some risks, could turn out to be very fortunate.
During his career in the shop in Fleet Street, he had collected a number of watches from the pockets of the murdered persons, but he had always been afraid to attempt the disposal of the best of them.
During his time working in the shop on Fleet Street, he had gathered several watches from the pockets of murdered victims, but he had always been too scared to try to sell the best ones.
The fact was, that at that time everybody had not a watch as at present. It was an expensive article, and Mr. So-and-so's watch was as well known as Mr. So-and-so himself; so that it would have been one of the most hazardous things possible for Todd to have brought suspicion upon himself by going about disposing of the watches of his victims. It was the same, too, with some other costly articles, such as rings, lockets, and so on; and as he had realised as much money as he could previous to his arrangements for leaving England, Todd had left some of this description of property to perish in the fire, which he hoped to be the means of igniting in old Fleet Street upon his departure.
The truth was, back then, not everyone owned a watch like they do today. Watches were a luxury item, and Mr. So-and-so's watch was as famous as the man himself; it would have been incredibly risky for Todd to draw attention to himself by trying to sell the watches of his victims. The same went for other valuable items like rings and lockets. Since Todd had cashed in as much as he could before planning to leave England, he had let some of these valuable items burn in the fire he hoped to start in old Fleet Street when he left.
Now, as he crept along by Tottenham-Court-Road, he mused upon the state of things.
Now, as he walked quietly along Tottenham Court Road, he thought about the state of things.
"If," he muttered, "I could only get into my late house in Fleet Street, I know where to lay my hand upon portable property, which was not worth my consideration while I had thousands of pounds in gold, but which now would be a fortune to me in my reduced circumstances. If I could but lay my hand upon it!"
"If," he muttered, "if I could just get back into my old house on Fleet Street, I know where I could find some valuable stuff. It didn’t matter to me when I had thousands of pounds in gold, but now, in my current situation, it would be a fortune. If only I could get my hands on it!"
The more Todd thought over this proposition, the more pleased he was with it; and by the time he had indulged himself with two more glasses of brandy, it began to assume, to his mind, a much more tangible shape.
The more Todd considered this proposal, the more satisfied he became with it; and by the time he treated himself to two more glasses of brandy, it started to take on a much clearer form in his mind.
"It may be done," he said, "it surely may be done. If I could only make my way in the church it might be done well, and surely one of these picklocks that I have about me might enable me to do that."
"It can be done," he said, "it definitely can be done. If I could just find my place in the church, it could be done right, and I'm sure one of these picklocks I have with me could help me do that."
The picklock he alluded to was one that he had put in his pocket to accommodate Mr. Lupin, when they were both so intent upon their escape from Newgate, and when Mr. Lupin was foolish enough to believe that Todd really had two thousand pounds buried in Caen Wood, Hampstead. There was one thing, however, which made Todd pause. He did not think he was sufficiently disguised to venture into the locality of his old residence, and, unfortunately for him, he was rather a peculiar-looking man. His great chance, however, was, that in Fleet Street surely no one would now think of looking for Sweeney Todd.
The picklock he mentioned was one he had stashed in his pocket for Mr. Lupin while they were both focused on escaping Newgate, and when Mr. Lupin mistakenly believed that Todd actually had two thousand pounds buried in Caen Wood, Hampstead. However, there was one thing that made Todd hesitate. He didn’t think he was disguised enough to go near where he used to live, and unfortunately for him, he looked quite unusual. His best chance, though, was that in Fleet Street, surely no one would think to look for Sweeney Todd anymore.
"I must be bold," he said, "I must be bold and resolute. It will not do to shrink now. I will buy a knife."
"I have to be brave," he said, "I have to be brave and determined. I can't back down now. I'm going to buy a knife."
This was a pleasant idea to Todd. Buying a knife seemed almost like getting half-way to his revenge, and he went into an obscure cutler's shop, and bought a long double-edged knife, for which he gave two shillings. He then carefully concealed it in his clothing.
This seemed like a nice idea to Todd. Buying a knife felt like he was halfway to getting his revenge, so he went into a little-known cutlery shop and bought a long double-edged knife for two shillings. He then carefully hid it in his clothes.
After this, he hit upon a plan of operations which he thought would have the effect of disguising him. At that period, wigs were so commonly worn that it was nothing at all particular for a person to go into a wig-makers, and select one—put it on—pay for it—and go away!
After this, he came up with a plan that he believed would help him blend in. Back then, wigs were so popular that it was completely normal for someone to walk into a wig shop, pick one out, put it on, pay for it, and just leave!
"Yes," said Todd, "I will buy a wig; for I have art enough and knowledge of wigs to enable me to do so—as shall produce the greatest possible change in my appearance. A wig, a wig will be the thing."
"Yes," said Todd, "I will buy a wig; I have enough skill and knowledge about wigs to make it happen and create the biggest change in my appearance. A wig, a wig will be just the thing."
Todd had hardly well made this declaration than he came upon a wig-makers, and in he went. Pointing to a wig that was on a block, and which had a very clerical kind of look, he inquired the price of it.
Todd had barely finished making this statement when he arrived at a wig shop, and he went inside. Pointing to a wig that was on display and had a very formal appearance, he asked how much it cost.
"Oh, my dear sir," said the wig-maker, "that is much too old looking a perriwig for you. Let me recommend you a much younger wig. Now, sir, here's one that will take a matter of ten years off your age in a moment."
"Oh, my dear sir," said the wig-maker, "that wig looks way too old for you. Let me suggest a much younger style. Now, sir, here's one that will instantly take ten years off your age."
Todd had discretion enough to know well that he could not make up young, so he merely pointed to the wig again and enquired the price.
Todd was smart enough to realize he couldn’t attract a younger crowd, so he just pointed to the wig again and asked how much it cost.
"Well, sir, it is a couple of guineas, but—"
"Well, sir, it’s a couple of pounds, but—"
Without another word, Todd laid down the couple of guineas, and putting the wig upon his head he left the shop, certainly having given the wig-maker an impression that he was the oddest customer he had had for some time; but little did he suspect that that odd customer was the criminal with whose name all London was ringing, and upon whose head—with or without a wig—so heavy a price was set.
Without saying anything else, Todd laid down a couple of guineas, put the wig on his head, and left the shop, certainly leaving the wig-maker with the impression that he was the strangest customer he had had in a while; but little did he know that the odd customer was the criminal whose name was on everyone’s lips in London, and for whom—a wig or not—a hefty bounty was placed.
After this, Todd made his way to a shop where second-hand clothing was bought and sold, and there he got accommodated with an old gray coat that reached down to the calves of his legs, and he bought likewise a very voluminous white cravat; and when he got into the street with these articles, and purchased at another shop a walking cane, with a great silver top to it, and put one hand behind his back and stooped very much, and moved along as if he were afflicted with all the corns and bunions that his toes could carry, and by bending his knees, decreased his height six inches, no one could have known him.
After this, Todd headed to a thrift shop where used clothes were bought and sold, and there he picked up an old gray coat that came down to his calves, and he also bought a really big white cravat; and when he stepped into the street with these items, he bought a walking cane with a big silver top at another shop, put one hand behind his back, stooped a lot, and walked like he was suffering from every corn and bunion his toes could have, and by bending his knees, he shrank his height by six inches, so no one could have recognized him.
At least, so Todd flattered himself.
At least, that's what Todd told himself.
In this way he tottered on until he got to the immediate neighbourhood of Fleet Street. To be sure, with all his coolness and courage, he could not help shaking a little when he came to that well remembered neighbourhood.
In this way, he stumbled along until he reached the area around Fleet Street. Despite his calmness and bravery, he couldn't help feeling a bit shaky when he arrived in that familiar neighborhood.
"And I," he thought to himself, "and I by this time hoped and expected to be far over the sea, instead of being such a wretch as I am now, crawling about, as it were, amid pitfalls and all sorts of dangers! Alas! alas!"
"And I," he thought to himself, "at this point, I hoped and expected to be far across the sea, instead of being the miserable person I am now, crawling around, as it were, amid pitfalls and all kinds of dangers! Alas! alas!"
He really shook now, and it was quite astonishing how, with his old wig, and his old gray coat and his stick, and his stooping posture, old and venerable, yes, positively venerable, Sweeney Todd actually looked.
He was really shaking now, and it was quite amazing how, with his old wig, his worn gray coat, his stick, and his hunched posture, he looked old and respected, yes, truly respected, Sweeney Todd actually appeared.
"Ain't you well, sir?" said a respectable man, stepping up to him. "Can I assist you?"
"Aren't you feeling okay, sir?" said a respectable man, approaching him. "Can I help you?"
Todd perpetrated about half a dozen wheezing coughs, and then, not sorry for an opportunity of trying his powers of imitation of age, he replied in a tremulous voice—
Todd let out about half a dozen wheezing coughs, and then, eager to show off his ability to imitate old age, he responded in a shaky voice—
"Ah, sir! Yes—old age—old age, sir—eugh!—eugh!—oh, dear me, I feel that I am on my last legs, and that they are on the shake—old age, sir, will come on; but it's a comfort to look back upon a long life well spent in deeds of charity!"
"Ah, sir! Yes—old age—old age, sir—ugh!—ugh!—oh, dear, I feel like I’m on my last legs, and they’re starting to shake—old age, sir, is inevitable; but it’s comforting to reflect on a long life well spent in acts of kindness!"
"Not a doubt of it," said the stranger. "I was only afraid, sir, you were taken suddenly ill, as you stood there."
"Definitely," said the stranger. "I was just worried, sir, that you might have fallen ill all of a sudden while you were standing there."
"Oh, no—no—eugh!—no. Thank you, sir."
"Oh, no—ugh!—no. Thank you."
"Good evening, sir."
"Good evening, sir."
"Good evening, my good sir. Oh, if I had you only in my old shop with a razor at your throat, wouldn't I polish you off!" muttered Todd, as the stranger left him.
"Good evening, my good man. If only I had you back in my shop with a razor at your throat, I'd take care of you!" muttered Todd as the stranger walked away.
In the course of another minute, Todd was on the Fleet Street side of Temple Bar.
In just a minute, Todd was on the Fleet Street side of Temple Bar.
He could almost see his old house—that house in which he had passed years of deep iniquity, and which he had hoped, ere that time, would have been a heap of ruins. There it was, tall, dismal, and gaunt looking. The clock of St. Dunstan's struck eleven.
He could almost see his old house—the place where he had lived for years of deep wrongdoing, and which he had hoped by now would be just a pile of rubble. There it was, tall, gloomy, and skeletal looking. The clock of St. Dunstan's struck eleven.
"Eleven," he muttered. "A good hour. The streets are getting deserted now, and no one will know me. I will stoop yet more, and try to look older—older still."
"Eleven," he muttered. "A good hour. The streets are getting deserted now, and no one will recognize me. I’ll hunch over even more and try to look older—older still."
Todd a little over acted his part, as he tottered down Fleet Street, so that some individuals turned to look after him, which was a thing he certainly did not wish, as his great object was to escape all observation if possibly he could; so he corrected that, and went on rather more strongly; and finally he came exactly opposite to his own house, and getting partially into a door-way, he looked long and fixedly at it.
Todd slightly overdid his role as he wobbled down Fleet Street, causing some people to turn and watch him, which was exactly what he didn't want, since his main goal was to avoid all attention if he could. So, he adjusted that and walked a bit more confidently; eventually, he found himself directly across from his own house, and stepping partway into a doorway, he stared at it for a long time.
What thoughts, at that time, chased each other through the guilty mind of that man, it is hard to say; but he stood like a statue, fixing his regards upon the house for the space of about a quarter of an hour.
What thoughts raced through the guilty mind of that man at that moment, it’s hard to say; but he stood like a statue, staring at the house for about fifteen minutes.
Once only he clapped his teeth together, and gave a sort of savage growl.
Once, he just clenched his teeth and let out a kind of fierce growl.
It was lucky for Todd that no one saw him just then, or they would have thought him rather an extraordinary old man.
It was fortunate for Todd that no one saw him at that moment, or they would have considered him quite an unusual old man.
The house was perfectly dark from top to bottom. The shutters of the shop, of course, were all up, and the shutters of the first-floor windows were likewise closed. The other windows had their old dingy blinds all down; and, to all outward appearance, that den of murder was deserted.
The house was completely dark from top to bottom. The shop's shutters were all up, and the first-floor windows were closed as well. The other windows had their old, shabby blinds down; and to anyone looking at it, that place of murder seemed empty.
But Todd could not believe such to be the case. In his own mind, he felt fully sure, that Sir Richard Blunt was not the man to leave the house without some sort of custody; and he quite settled with himself, that there was some one or more persons minding it, and, no doubt, by order, sitting there in one of the back rooms, so that no light should show in front.
But Todd couldn't believe that was true. In his own mind, he was completely sure that Sir Richard Blunt wouldn't leave the house without some kind of security; and he convinced himself that there was someone, or maybe a few people, keeping an eye on things, probably under orders, sitting in one of the back rooms so that no light would be visible from the front.
"Curses on them all!" he muttered.
"Curses on them all!" he muttered.
"Ah! you are looking at old Todd's house, sir?" said a voice.
"Ah! Are you looking at old Todd's house, sir?" said a voice.
Todd started; and close to him was a person smoking a pipe, and looking as jolly as possible.
Todd jumped, and nearby was someone smoking a pipe, looking as happy as can be.
"Yes—yes," stammered Todd, for he was taken by surprise rather. "Oh, yes, sir. I am amazed at the great wickedness of human nature."
"Yes—yes," stuttered Todd, clearly caught off guard. "Oh, yes, sir. I'm shocked by the deep evil in human nature."
"You may well, sir—you may well! Lord bless me! I never thought him a good looking man, but I never thought any ill of him neither, and I have seen him lots of times."
"You might be right, sir—you might be right! Goodness! I never thought he was good-looking, but I never thought anything bad about him either, and I've seen him plenty of times."
"Indeed, sir? Pray, what sort of man was he? I never saw him, as I live in Soho; and I am so much in years now, that in the bustling day-time I don't care to come into streets like this; for you see, sir, I can't move about as I could sixty years ago; and the people—God help them—are all in such a hurry now, and they push me here and there in such a way, that my failing breath and limbs won't stand it; and—and—eugh!—eugh! Oh, dear."
"Really, sir? What kind of man was he? I never saw him since I live in Soho; and I’m getting old now, so I don’t feel like coming out to busy streets like this during the day. You see, sir, I can’t move around like I could sixty years ago; and the people—bless them—are all in such a rush now, pushing me around so much that my weak breath and limbs can’t take it; and—and—ugh!—ugh! Oh, dear."
"Poor old gentleman! I don't wonder at your not liking the crowds. How old may you be, sir?'"
"Poor old man! I can understand why you don't like the crowds. How old are you, sir?"
"A matter of eighty-nine, sir. It's an old age to get to, but I—I am younger than my brother, yet—Ha! ha! Oh dear, if it wasn't now for the rheumatism and the lumbago and a pain in my shoulder, and a few other little things, I should get on very well."
"A matter of eighty-nine, sir. It's old to reach, but I—I am younger than my brother, yet—Ha! ha! Oh dear, if it weren't for the rheumatism and the lumbago and a pain in my shoulder, and a few other little issues, I would be doing just fine."
"Not a doubt of it. But you asked me what Todd was like, and I'll tell you, sir. He was nigh upon six feet high, and his face was two feet of it. He was just as ugly as any one you would wish to see for a pattern in that way, and that's his house where he murdered all the people."
"Definitely. But you wanted to know what Todd was like, so let me tell you, sir. He was almost six feet tall, and his face took up most of that. He was as ugly as anyone you could imagine as an example, and that's his house where he killed all those people."
"Peace be to their souls!"
"Rest in peace!"
"Amen! And there are underground places that lead right away through the vaults of St. Dunstan's to Bell-yard, where Mrs. Lovett's pie-shop was, you know, sir."
"Amen! And there are underground paths that go straight through the vaults of St. Dunstan's to Bell-yard, where Mrs. Lovett's pie shop was, you know, sir."
"I have heard. Ah, dear—dear, I have heard. A very wicked woman, indeed—very wicked; and yet, sir, it is to be hoped she has found mercy in another world."
"I've heard. Oh, dear—dear, I've heard. A truly wicked woman, indeed—very wicked; and yet, sir, we can only hope she has found mercy in another world."
"There would need be plenty of it," said the man with the pipe, "if Mrs. Lovett is to be accommodated with any."
"There would need to be plenty of it," said the man with the pipe, "if Mrs. Lovett is going to get any."
"My friend," said Todd, "don't be profane; and now I must go, as I don't like being out late."
"My friend," Todd said, "don't curse; and I need to go now because I don't like being out late."
"And so must I, for my pipe's out. I shall turn in, now. Good night, sir, and a pleasant walk home to you."
"And I must too, since my pipe's empty. I'm going to head to bed now. Good night, sir, and have a nice walk home."
"Thank you, sir, thank you—eugh! eugh! I think if it were not for my cough, I should do very well."
"Thank you, sir, thank you—ugh! ugh! I think if it weren't for my cough, I would be doing just fine."
Todd hobbled away, and the man, who lived in Bouverie Street, went home. Todd had not got any real information from this man; but the brief conversation he had had with him, had given him a sort of confidence in his disguise, and in his power of acting, that he had not had before, so that, upon the whole, he was not sorry for the little incident.
Todd limped away, and the man, who lived on Bouverie Street, headed home. Todd hadn't gotten any useful information from this guy, but their short chat had boosted his confidence in his disguise and acting skills like never before, so overall, he didn't regret the brief encounter.
And now it was quite evident that the streets were getting very much deserted. During the whole length of Fleet Street there was not half a dozen persons to be seen at all, and Todd, after casting a rapid glance around him to note if he were observed, suddenly crossed the way, and boldly went up to the door of old St. Dunstan's Church.
And now it was clear that the streets were becoming quite deserted. Throughout Fleet Street, there were barely half a dozen people in sight, and Todd, after quickly scanning his surroundings to see if anyone was watching, abruptly crossed the street and confidently approached the door of old St. Dunstan's Church.
When once close to the door of the old building, he was so much in shadow that he felt tolerably secure from observation, but still he lingered a little, for he did not want to do anything so hastily as to rob it of its caution.
When he got close to the door of the old building, he was in enough shadow that he felt pretty safe from being seen, but he still hesitated for a moment because he didn't want to rush and lose that sense of caution.
With his back against the church-door he glanced right and left, and then for the space of five minutes he bent all his faculties to the one task of ascertaining if any one was sufficiently near to watch him, and he got perfectly satisfied that such was not the case. He stood securely against the old church-door.
With his back against the church door, he looked to the right and left, and for five minutes, he focused completely on figuring out if anyone was close enough to see him. He was completely convinced that no one was around. He felt secure leaning against the old church door.
"So far," he muttered, "I am safe—quite safe."
"So far," he muttered, "I'm safe—totally safe."
CHAPTER CXLIV.
TODD MAKES HIS WAY INTO HIS OWN HOUSE.
When Todd was satisfied that he was not watched or even observed by any one, he turned and commenced operations upon the door of the church. The cunning person who had put on the lock, had had a notion in his necromantic head, that the larger you made a lock the better it was, and the less likely to be picked; and the consequence of this was, that Todd found no difficulty in opening the church-door.
When Todd was sure that no one was watching or even paying attention to him, he turned and started working on the church door. The clever person who had locked it had some strange idea that a bigger lock was a better lock and less likely to be picked. As a result, Todd had no trouble opening the church door.
The moment he felt the lock yield to the false key he employed, he took another keen glance around him, and, seeing no one, slipped into the sacred edifice and closed the door behind him. Feeling, then, up and down the door until his hand touched a bolt, he shot it into its socket, and then a feeling of great security took possession of him, although the interior of the church was most profoundly dark, and any one would have thought that such a man as Todd—in such a place—could hardly have been free from some superstitious terrors. An overbearing selfishness, however, mingled with the most vengeful and angry feelings, kept Todd above all these sensations, which are mostly the result of vacant mindedness.
The moment he felt the lock give way to the fake key he used, he took another quick look around and, seeing no one, slipped into the sacred building and shut the door behind him. He then fumbled along the door until his hand found a bolt, which he slid into its socket. A wave of security washed over him, even though the inside of the church was incredibly dark, and anyone would think that a man like Todd—being in such a place—would be haunted by some superstitious fears. However, an overwhelming selfishness, mixed with intense anger and a desire for revenge, kept Todd above those feelings, which mostly arise from idleness.
The church felt cold, and the silence had about it a character such as the silence of no other kind of place has. It may be imagination, but the silence of a church deserted, always appears to us to be a silence different from any other, as the silence in a wood is entirely different from any other description of stillness.
The church felt cold, and the silence had a quality that no other place has. It might be just my imagination, but the silence in an empty church always seems different from any other, just like the silence in a forest is completely distinct from any other kind of quiet.
"All is quiet enough here," whispered Todd. "I and the dead have this place to ourselves now, and so we have often had it. Many a time have I waded about this building in the still hours of the night, when all London slept, and opened some little window, with the hope of letting out the stench from the dead bodies before the morning should bring people to the building; but it would not do. The smell of decomposition lingered in the air, and it is here still, though not so bad. Yes, it is here still! I can smell it now, and I know the odour well."
"Everything's pretty quiet here," Todd whispered. "The dead and I have this place to ourselves now, just like we often have. I've walked around this building many times during the still hours of the night, when all of London was asleep, trying to open a little window to let out the stench from the dead bodies before morning brought anyone to the building; but it never worked. The smell of decay hung in the air, and it's still here, though it's not as bad. Yes, it’s still here! I can smell it now, and I know that smell well."
Todd was sufficiently familiar with St. Dunstan's church almost to go over it even at that hour, and amid that darkness, without running against anything; but yet he was very careful as he went, and kept his arms outstretched before him. He dreaded to get a light, although he had the means of doing so, for Mr. Lupin had, at his request, given him some of the matches and little wax-candle-ends that the pious lady had supplied him with. Yet Todd knew how small a light would suffice to shine through some of the richly stained glass windows of the church, and therefore he dreaded to give himself a light.
Todd was well enough acquainted with St. Dunstan's church that he could navigate it even in that darkness without bumping into anything. Still, he was cautious as he moved and kept his arms stretched out in front of him. He was hesitant to light a candle, even though he had the means to do so, because Mr. Lupin had given him some matches and small wax candle stubs that the kind lady had provided. However, Todd understood that even a small light could be seen through some of the beautifully stained glass windows of the church, which made him reluctant to illuminate himself.
He felt confident that he should have no sort of difficulty in getting into the vaults, for in consequence of recent events the stone that covered up the entrance could not be fast, and he knew from past experience that his strength was sufficient to raise it if he once got hold of it, and if it were not fastened down by cement, which, no doubt, was not the case now.
He was sure he wouldn’t have any trouble getting into the vaults because, due to recent events, the stone covering the entrance couldn't be secure. He knew from past experience that he had enough strength to lift it once he got a grip on it, and it probably wasn’t stuck with cement this time.
"I shall yet get," he said, "into my old house. The time has been rather short, and the goods there deposited by me in old times may there remain; and if so, I will carry away enough with me to keep me far above the necessities of life, and when once I have achieved that much, I will from some obscure place meditate upon my revenge."
"I will still get back," he said, "into my old house. The time has been pretty short, and the stuff I left there ages ago can stay; if that’s the case, I’ll take enough with me to live well beyond just getting by, and once I’ve accomplished that, I’ll plan my revenge from a quiet spot."
In the course of about ten minutes he found the flat stone that led into the vaults, and to his satisfaction he found that it was merely laid crosswise over the aperture, in order to prevent any one in day time from heedlessly tumbling in, but at night it was not, of course, expected that any one would be there to fall into such a danger.
In about ten minutes, he discovered the flat stone that covered the entrance to the vaults, and to his relief, he realized it was just laid across the opening to stop anyone from accidentally falling in during the day. At night, it was obviously not expected that anyone would be around to fall into such a hazard.
With one effort Todd removed it.
With one effort, Todd pulled it off.
"Good," he said. "Now I can make my way, and once below the level of the floor of the church, there will be no danger in at once accommodating myself with a light, which will be useful enough in the vaults."
"Good," he said. "Now I can move on, and once I'm below the church floor, it'll be safe to light up; that will definitely help in the vaults."
Getting upon his hands and knees now, Todd, for fear of a fall down the stone steps, cautiously got down the first few of them, and then he paused to light one of the bits of taper with which he was provided. In the course of a few moments the tiny flame was clear and bright, and shading it with his hand, Todd carefully descended the remainder of the stairs.
Getting on his hands and knees now, Todd, afraid of falling down the stone steps, carefully went down the first few and then paused to light one of the candles he had. In just a few moments, the small flame was bright and clear, and shielding it with his hand, Todd carefully made his way down the rest of the stairs.
How still everything was in those vaults of old St. Dunstan's. Were there no spirits from another world—spirits of the murdered, to flit in horrible palpability before the eyes of that man who had cut short their thread of life? Surely if ever a visitant from another world could have been expected, it would have been to appear to Todd to convince him that there was more beyond the grave than a forgotten name and a mouldering skeleton.
How quiet everything was in those old vaults of St. Dunstan's. Were there no spirits from another world—spirits of the murdered, lurking in horrifying clarity before the eyes of the man who had ended their lives? Surely, if any visitor from another realm could have been anticipated, it would have been to show Todd that there was more beyond the grave than just a forgotten name and a decaying skeleton.
When he reached the foot of the stairs and was satisfied that the little light was burning well, he held it up above his head and bent a keen glance around him.
When he got to the bottom of the stairs and was sure the small light was glowing brightly, he lifted it above his head and scanned his surroundings carefully.
"Ha! ha!" he laughed, "so they have been doing their best—poor fools as they are to meddle with such rubbish—to rid the family vaults of some of the new tenants that I took occasion to introduce into them. Well, let them, let them! I did play a little havoc with the gentility of the dead, I must admit!"
"Ha! ha!" he laughed, "so they've been trying their hardest—poor idiots for messing with such nonsense—to clear the family vaults of some of the new guests I thought I’d bring in. Well, let them, let them! I did cause a bit of chaos among the respectability of the dead, I have to admit!"
With this highly jocose remark, Todd passed on, taking a route well known to him, which would conduct him to the cellar that it will be recollected was immediately underneath his shop. It was from this that he hoped to get into the house.
With this very funny comment, Todd moved on, taking a path he knew well that would lead him to the cellar located directly beneath his shop. It was from here that he hoped to enter the house.

Todd In The Scene Of His Murders.
Todd In The Scene Of His Murders.
It took Todd much less time than it would have taken any one else to make his way to that cellar; but then no one was or could be so well acquainted with all the windings and turnings of the excavation that led to it as he, and finally he reached it, just as he found the necessity of lighting up another little piece of wax candle, as the one he had already lit had burnt right to his hand. He found a piece of wood, into which he stuck the new one securely, so that it was much handier to hold.
Todd made his way to the cellar much faster than anyone else would have, mainly because no one knew the twists and turns of the excavation better than he did. Finally, he arrived just as he realized he needed to light another small wax candle, since the one he had already lit had burned down to his hand. He found a piece of wood and secured the new candle in it, making it much easier to hold.
Todd now felt the absolute necessity of being much more cautious than before, for he did know who might be in the shop above, and he did know that a very small sound below would make itself heard. Holding up the light, he saw that his nice little mechanical arrangement regarding the two chairs, remained just as it had been as he used to use it.
Todd now realized he had to be way more careful than before, because he knew who could be in the shop above, and he understood that even the tiniest noise down below would be noticeable. Holding up the light, he saw that his clever little setup with the two chairs was just as it had always been when he used it.
"Ah!" he cried, "it will be some time in London again before people will sit down in a barber's chair with anything like confidence, particularly if it should chance to be a fixture. Ha!"
"Ah!" he exclaimed, "it will be a while before people in London feel confident sitting in a barber's chair again, especially if it happens to be a permanent one. Ha!"
Todd was getting quite merry now. The sight of the old familiar objects of that place had certainly raised his spirits very considerably, and no doubt the brandy had helped a little. Setting the light down in a corner of the cellar, he placed himself in an attitude of intense listening, which he kept up for about five minutes, at the end of which time he gave a nod, and muttered—
Todd was feeling pretty happy now. Seeing the old familiar things in that place had really lifted his spirits, and the brandy had definitely helped a bit. He set the light down in a corner of the cellar and took up a position of serious listening, which he maintained for about five minutes. At the end of that time, he nodded and muttered—
"There may be some one in the parlour—that I will not pretend to say no to; but the shop is free of human occupants. And now for the means of getting into it. If anybody can, I can, and that with tolerable ease, too."
"There might be someone in the living room—I'm not going to deny that; but the shop is empty of anyone. Now, for how to get in. If anyone can do it, I can, and it should be pretty easy, too."
The apparatus by which Todd had been in the habit of letting down his customers, consisted of a slight system of lever, which he could move from the parlour, but provided he could reach so high, he could just as easily release the loose plank from where he was; in which case the chair that was above would have a preponderating influence, as that was on the heaviest arm of the plank from the centre upon which it turned.
The device that Todd used to lower his customers was a simple lever system that he could operate from the living room. As long as he could reach high enough, he could easily release the loose plank from his position. If he did, the chair above would have a significant effect because it was on the heaviest side of the plank from the pivot point.
"I can manage that," he said; and then taking the knife from his pocket, he found that by its aid he could just reach high enough to touch the lever that acted as a kind of bolt to keep the plank in its place. The moment he removed that bolt the plank slowly moved, and then Todd caught the end of it in his hand, and pulled it right down, so that it assumed a perpendicular aspect completely. Holding then the piece of wood to which he had attached the wax light in his mouth, he climbed carefully and noiselessly up into his old shop; and when there he replaced the plank, and on the end of the board which was the counterpoise to the chair, he placed a weight, which he knew where to lay his hands upon, and which kept the chair in its place, although a very little would have overcome the counterpoise, and sent it down to the cellar below.
"I can handle that," he said; and then taking the knife from his pocket, he discovered that with it he could just reach high enough to touch the lever that acted as a sort of bolt to keep the plank in place. The moment he removed that bolt, the plank slowly moved, and then Todd caught the end of it in his hand and pulled it all the way down, so that it stood straight up. Holding the piece of wood to which he had attached the wax light in his mouth, he carefully and quietly climbed up into his old shop; and once there, he replaced the plank, and on the end of the board that balanced the chair, he placed a weight, which he knew where to find, that kept the chair in position, although a slight shift would have tipped the balance and sent it crashing down to the cellar below.
Todd extinguished his light, and the moment he did so, he saw a very faint illumination coming from the parlour through a portion of the door, into which a square of glass was let in, and through which he, Todd, used to glare at poor Tobias.
Todd turned off his light, and as soon as he did, he noticed a faint glow coming from the parlor through a part of the door that had a square glass panel, and through which he, Todd, used to glare at poor Tobias.
The sound of voices, too, came upon his ears, and he laid himself flat down on the floor, close to the wall, under a kind of bench that ran along it for a considerable distance.
The sound of voices also reached his ears, and he lay flat on the floor, close to the wall, under a bench that stretched along it for quite a distance.
"I am certain I heard something," said a voice, and then the parlour-door was opened, and a broad flash of light came into the shop. "I am quite sure I heard an odd noise."
"I’m pretty sure I heard something," said a voice, and then the parlor door opened, letting in a bright flash of light into the shop. "I’m definitely sure I heard a strange noise."
"Oh, nonsense," said some one else. "Nonsense."
"Oh, come on," said someone else. "That’s ridiculous."
"But I did, I tell you."
"But I did, I'm telling you."
"Yes, you fancied it half-an-hour ago, and it turned out to be nothing at all. Lord bless you, if I were to go on fancying things out of what I have heard since I have been in this house, minding it for Sir Richard Blunt, I should have been out of my mind long before this, I can tell you."
"Yeah, you thought that half an hour ago, and it ended up being nothing at all. Honestly, if I kept imagining things based on what I've heard since being here, looking after Sir Richard Blunt, I would have completely lost my mind a long time ago, believe me."
"But it was very odd."
"But it was really strange."
"Well, the shop is not so large: you can soon see if Todd is in it. Ha! ha! ha!"
"Well, the shop isn't that big: you can quickly tell if Todd is in there. Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"No, no, I don't expect to see Todd there exactly, I confess; it would not be a very likely place in which to find him."
"No, no, I don't actually expect to see Todd there; I admit it wouldn't be a very likely place to find him."
"Well, is there anything now?"
"Okay, is there anything now?"
"No—no. It all seems much as usual, and yet I thought I did hear a noise; but I suppose it was nothing, or a rat, perhaps, for there are lots, they say, below. It might have been a rat. I did not think that before, and I feel all the easier now at the idea."
"No—no. Everything seems pretty normal, but I could have sworn I heard a noise; but I guess it was nothing, or maybe a rat, since they say there are plenty down below. It could have been a rat. I hadn't thought of that before, and I feel a lot better now thinking about it."
"Then, come and finish our game."
"Then, come and finish our game."
"Very good—all's right. You make a little drop of brandy-and-water, and we will just have this game out before we go to rest, for I am getting tired and it's late."
"Sounds good—all is well. Make us a little brandy and water, and let’s finish this game before we go to bed, because I'm getting tired and it's late."
"Not quite twelve yet."
"Almost noon."
"Ain't it? There it goes by St. Dunstan's clock."
"Ain't it? There goes St. Dunstan's clock."
Todd counted the strokes of the clock, and by the time they ceased to reverberate in the night air, the man who most unquestionably had heard a noise in the shop, had gone into the parlour again, half satisfied that it was a rat, and sat down to the game at cards that had been interrupted.
Todd counted the clock's chimes, and by the time they stopped echoing in the night air, the man who had definitely heard a noise in the shop had returned to the living room, somewhat convinced it was just a rat, and sat back down to continue the card game that had been interrupted.
These were two men that had been put into the house to mind it, until the authorities should determine what to do with it, by Sir Richard Blunt. They were not officers of any skill or repute, although they were both constables; but then Sir Richard did not consider that anything in the shape of great intelligence was required in merely taking care of an empty house—for the idea of Todd ever visiting that place again, had certainly been one that did not even enter the far-seeing brain of the magistrate.
These were two men assigned to watch over the house until the authorities decided what to do with it, by Sir Richard Blunt. They weren’t skilled or well-known officers, although they were both constables; but Sir Richard didn’t think that any significant intelligence was needed just to look after an empty house—for the thought of Todd ever returning to that place had surely never crossed the magistrate's mind.
"It's my deal," Todd heard one of them say, "but you go on, while I mix the brandy-and-water."
"It's my thing," Todd heard one of them say, "but you go ahead while I mix the brandy and water."
"Indeed!" muttered Todd, as he gathered up his gaunt form from under the bench. "Indeed! So there are two of you, are there? Well, if there is another world, you can keep each other company on your road to it, for I am not going to let your lives stand in the way of my projects. No—no, I shall yet polish off somebody in my old place, and it is a pleasure that it should be two friends of that man Blunt, whom I so hate, that I have no words in which to express it!"
"Absolutely!" Todd grumbled as he pulled his thin frame up from under the bench. "Absolutely! So, there are two of you, huh? Well, if there’s another world out there, you can keep each other company on your way to it because I'm not going to let your lives interfere with my plans. No—no, I will definitely take care of someone from my old circle, and it’s a joy that it should be two friends of that guy Blunt, whom I despise so much that I can’t even find the words to say how much!"
Todd crept up to the parlour door with the long knife in his hand that he had bought at the cutler's in Camden Town, and putting his eyes close to the pane of glass in the door, he looked in at the two men.
Todd sneaked up to the parlor door with the long knife in his hand that he had bought at the knife shop in Camden Town, and pressing his eyes close to the glass pane in the door, he peeked in at the two men.
They really seemed to be quite comfortable, those two men. A bright fire was burning in the grate, and a kettle was singing away upon the hob at a great rate. A pack of cards, some pipes, and some glasses, were upon the table that they had dragged up close to the fire-side; and they were, take them altogether, about as comfortable as anybody could well expect to be in that gloomy parlour of Todd's, at his house of murder in Fleet Street.
They really seemed to be pretty comfortable, those two guys. A bright fire was blazing in the fireplace, and a kettle was whistling away on the stove. A deck of cards, some pipes, and a few glasses were on the table they had pulled up close to the fire; and they were, all things considered, as cozy as anyone could really hope to be in that dark parlor of Todd's, at his house of murder in Fleet Street.
They were stout strong men though, and as Todd looked, he thought to himself, that with all his strength, and with all his desperate fighting for life, as he would do, it was not a desirable thing for him to come into personal contact with them.
They were tough, strong guys, and as Todd watched, he thought to himself that despite all his strength and his fierce fight for survival, it wouldn’t be a good idea for him to get too close to them.
"Cunning," he muttered, "will do more than strength. I must bide my time—but I will kill them both if they are in my way, and that they will be, is nearly past a doubt!"
"Cunning," he muttered, "will accomplish more than strength. I have to be patient—but I will eliminate them both if they get in my way, and they definitely will!"
"There," said the man who was mixing the brandy-and-water, "there, you will find that a stiff comfortable glass; lots of brandy, and lots of sugar, and only water enough to make it hot and steamy."
"There," said the man who was mixing the brandy and water, "there, you will find a strong, cozy glass; plenty of brandy, a lot of sugar, and just enough water to make it hot and steamy."
"You know how to mix, Bill," said the other, as he took a drop and then was obliged to cough and wink again, it was so strong and hot.
"You know how to mix, Bill," said the other, as he took a sip and then had to cough and wink again; it was so strong and spicy.
"Ah!" thought Todd, "if it would only choke you!"
"Ah!" thought Todd, "if it could just strangle you!"
The other man then took his drink at the brandy, and he too coughed and winked, and then they both laughed and declared how precious strong it was, and one of them said—
The other man then took his drink of brandy, and he also coughed and winked, and then they both laughed and said how strong it was, and one of them said—
"The fun of it is, that it was old Todd's; and when he laid in such good stuff as this, he little thought that we would be enjoying it. I wonder where he is?"
"The fun of it is that it belonged to old Todd, and when he stocked up on such great stuff like this, he never imagined we’d be the ones enjoying it. I wonder where he is?"
"Oh, he's far enough off by this time, poking about at some of the sea-ports to try to get away, you may depend."
"Oh, he's far enough away by now, wandering around some of the seaports trying to escape, you can count on that."
"Is he," muttered Todd; "you will find, my kind friend, that I am near enough to cut your throat, I hope."
"Is he," muttered Todd; "you'll find, my good friend, that I'm close enough to cut your throat, I hope."
CHAPTER CXLV.
TODD HAS A NARROW ESCAPE, AND HAS A BIT OF REVENGE.
It was quite a provoking thing, and gall and wormwood to Todd in a manner of speaking, to see those two boisterous men enjoying themselves in his parlour. There could be no doubt in the world, but that if he had had the means then and there to do so, he would have hurled destruction upon them both forthwith; but he could only look at them now, and wait for a better opportunity.
It was really infuriating for Todd to see those two loud men having a good time in his living room. There’s no doubt that if he had the chance right then and there, he would have destroyed them both immediately; but all he could do was watch them now and wait for a better moment.
The fact was, that now, for the first time, Todd found that the architecture of his old place of residence was far from being of the most convenient order; inasmuch as you could not reach the staircase leading to the upper part of the residence, without going through the parlour; so that he was a prisoner in the shop.
The truth was, that for the first time, Todd realized that the layout of his old home was definitely not very convenient; since you couldn't get to the stairs leading to the upper part of the house without passing through the living room, which made him feel trapped in the shop.
"I tell you what it is, Bill," said one of the men, assuming quite a philosophical look. "That fellow, Todd, as used to live here, after all, was some use to society."
"I'll tell you what's going on, Bill," said one of the men, taking on a thoughtful expression. "That guy, Todd, who used to live here, actually contributed something to society."
"Was he?"
"Really?"
"Yes, to be sure. Can't you guess?"
"Yeah, for sure. Can’t you figure it out?"
"Not I. I can't see what use a fellow can be to society who cuts folks' throats."
"Not me. I don’t see how someone who slits people’s throats can be any good to society."
"Can't you?"
"Can't you do that?"
"No, nor you neither, if you come to that."
"No, and neither will you if it comes to that."
"Yes I can. Don't it make folks careful of going into a strange barber's shop, let me ask you that?"
"Yeah, I can. Doesn’t that make people cautious about going into a new barber shop, let me ask you that?"
"Oh, you idiot. That's always the way with you. You begins with looking as wise as an owl as has found out something wonderful, and then when one comes to find out what it is, it's just nothing at all to nobody. I tell you what it is, old fellow, it strikes me you are getting a drop too much."
"Oh, you fool. That's always how you are. You start off looking as wise as an owl that’s discovered something amazing, and then when someone tries to find out what it is, it turns out to be nothing at all. I’ll tell you what it is, my friend, it seems to me you’ve had a bit too much to drink."
"No—no; but I have got something on my mind."
"No—no; but I have something on my mind."
"It stands on a very small place, then. What is it?"
"It stands in a very small spot, then. What is it?"
"Just you listen and I'll tell you. I did think of not saying anything about it, because you see I thought, that is to say, I was afraid if I did, you would go off at once."
"Just listen and I'll tell you. I did consider not saying anything about it because, you see, I was afraid that if I did, you would leave right away."
"Off? Off?"
"Turned off? Turned off?"
"I don't mean dead—I mean out of this place, that's all, not out of this world; but now I feel as if I ought to tell you all about it, you know, and then you can judge for yourself. You know you slept here last night on that large sofa in the corner?"
"I don't mean dead—I mean gone from this place, that's all, not gone from this world; but now I feel like I should tell you all about it, you know, and then you can decide for yourself. You remember you slept here last night on that big sofa in the corner?"
"Yes, in course."
"Yes, of course."
"Very good; you had had what one may call just the other drop you know, and so—"
"Very good; you had what you might call just the other drop, you know, and so—"
"No I hadn't, but you had. I recollect quite well you dropped your light, and had no end of trouble to get it lighted again, and kept knocking your head against the mantel-shelf and saying 'Don't' as if somebody was doing it to you."
"No, I hadn't, but you had. I remember pretty well that you dropped your light and had a hard time getting it lit again, and you kept bumping your head against the mantel and saying 'Don't' as if someone was actually doing it to you."
"Go along with you. Will you listen, or won't you, while I tell the horrid anecdote?"
"Go ahead. Will you listen or not while I share this terrible story?"
"Horrid, is it?"
"Awful, isn't it?"
"Above a bit. It's enough to make all your hair stand on end, like quills on a guinea hen, as the man says in the play; and I expect you'll dream of it all night; so here goes, and don't you interrupt me any more, now."
"Above a bit. It’s enough to make all your hair stand on end, like quills on a guinea hen, as the guy says in the play; and I bet you’ll dream about it all night; so here we go, and don’t interrupt me anymore, okay?"
"Go on. I won't."
"Go ahead. I won't."
"Well, you know we had a pretty good fire here, as we have now; and as twelve o'clock went ding-dong by old St. Dunstan's, we thought it was time to have some sleep, and you lay down on the sofa, saying as you could see by the fire light, while I took the candle to go up stairs to bed with, you know—old Todd's bed, I suppose it is, on the second-floor, and rather damp and thin, you know."
"Well, you know we had a pretty good fire here, just like we do now; and when the clock struck twelve at old St. Dunstan's, we figured it was time to get some sleep. You laid down on the sofa, mentioning that you could see by the firelight, while I took the candle to head upstairs to bed, you know—the old Todd's bed, I guess you could call it, on the second floor, and it's kind of damp and thin, you know."
"Goodness, gracious! tell me something I don't know, will you? Do you want to drive a fellow out of his mind?"
"Goodness, seriously! Can you tell me something I don't already know? Do you want to make someone lose their mind?"
"Well—well, don't be hasty! I'm getting on. I took the light, and shading it with one hand, for there's always a furious draught upon the stairs of this house; up I went, thinking of nothing at all. Well, in course, I had to pass the first-floor, which is shut up, you know, and has all sorts of things in it."
"Well—well, don’t rush! I’m making my way. I grabbed the light and, shading it with one hand, because there’s always a strong draft on the stairs in this house; up I went, not thinking about anything. Of course, I had to pass the first floor, which is locked up, you know, and has all kinds of stuff in it."
"Yes; go on—go on!"
"Yes, continue—keep going!"
"Is it interesting?"
"Is it intriguing?"
"It is; only you go on. I'll warrant now it's a ghost you are coming to."
"It is; just keep going. I bet you're on your way to meet a ghost."
"No, it ain't; but don't percipitate, and you shall hear all about it. Let me see, where was I?—Oh, on the first-floor landing: But, as I say, I was thinking of nothing at all, when, all of a sudden, I heard a very odd kind of noise in the front room of the first-floor."
"No, it’s not; but don’t rush, and I’ll tell you all about it. Let me think, where was I?—Oh, on the first-floor landing: But, like I said, I wasn’t thinking about anything at all when, suddenly, I heard a really strange noise coming from the front room on the first floor."
"I wonder you didn't fall headlong down stairs with fright, candle and all."
"I’m surprised you didn’t trip and fall down the stairs in fright, candle and all."
"No, I didn't. It sounded like the murmur of people talking a long way off. Then I began to think it must be in the next house; and I thought of going up to bed, and paying no attention to it, and I did get up two or three steps of the second-floor stairs, but still I heard it; and it got such a hold of my mind, do you know, that I couldn't leave it, but down I went again, and listened. I thought of coming to you; but, somehow, I didn't do so."
"No, I didn't. It sounded like people talking from far away. Then I started to think it must be coming from the next house; I considered just going to bed and ignoring it. I got up two or three steps on the second-floor stairs, but I could still hear it. It gripped my mind so much that I couldn't just walk away, so I went back down and listened. I thought about coming to you, but for some reason, I didn't."
"Now, go on!"
"Now, go ahead!"
"Well, after listening with my ear against the door for some time, I was certain that the sound was in the room; and I don't know how I screwed up courage enough to open the door very gently, and look in!"
"Well, after listening with my ear against the door for a while, I was sure that the sound was coming from inside the room; and I’m not sure how I gathered the courage to open the door very slowly and peek in!"
"You did?"
"You actually did?"
"I did; and the very moment I did so, out went the light as clean as if you had taken your fingers and snuffed it out; but in the room there was a strange pale kind of light, that wasn't exactly like twilight, nor like moonlight, nor like any light that I ever saw, but you could see everything by it as plain as possible."
"I did; and the moment I did, the light went out completely, as if someone had just snuffed it out with their fingers; but in the room, there was a strange pale light that wasn't exactly twilight, moonlight, or any light I’d ever seen, yet you could see everything clearly by it."
"Well—well?"
"Well—what's going on?"
"The room was crammed full of people, all dressed, and looking at each other; and some of them were speaking; and upon all their clothes and faces there was blood, sometimes more, and sometimes less; and all their eyes looked like the eyes of the dead; and then one voice more loud than the rest said—'All murdered!—All murdered by Todd! The Lord have mercy upon his soul!'"
"The room was packed with people, all dressed and staring at each other; some were talking; and blood covered their clothes and faces, sometimes a lot, sometimes just a little; and all their eyes looked lifeless; then one voice, louder than the others, said—'All murdered!—All murdered by Todd! Lord, have mercy on his soul!'"
"Oh, gracious! What did you do?"
"Oh, wow! What did you do?"
"I felt as if my breath was going from me, and my heart kept swelling and swelling till I thought it would burst, and then I dropped the candle; and the next time I come to my senses, I found myself lying on the bed in the second floor, with all my clothes on!"
"I felt like I was running out of breath, and my heart kept expanding until I thought it would explode, and then I dropped the candle. The next time I came to my senses, I found myself lying on the bed on the second floor, fully dressed!"
"You dreamt it?"
"You dreamed it?"
"Oh, no—no. It's no use telling me that. I only wish I thought so, that's all."
"Oh, no—no. There's no point in telling me that. I just wish I believed it, that's all."
"But, I tell you, you did."
"But, I’m telling you, you did."
"You may tell me as much as you like; but in the morning when I came down, there was the candle on the first-floor landing, just as I had dropped it. What do you think of that? Of course, after I drew out my head again from the first-floor front room I must have gone up stairs in the middle of my fright, and I dare say I fainted away, and didn't come to myself again till the morning."
"You can tell me whatever you want; but when I came down in the morning, the candle was on the first-floor landing, just like I left it. What do you think about that? Of course, after I pulled my head back from the first-floor front room, I must have gone upstairs in the middle of my panic, and I guess I fainted and didn’t wake up until the morning."
"Oh, stuff! Don't try to make me believe in your ghost stories. If—if I thought it was true, I should bolt out of the house this minute."
"Oh, please! Don't try to make me believe in your ghost stories. If I thought they were true, I would just run out of the house right now."
"You would, really?"
"Are you serious?"
"Yes, to be sure; is a fellow to stay in a place with his hair continually standing on end, I should like to know? Hardly. But it's all stuff. Take another drop of brandy! Now I tell you what, if you have the courage to go with me, I will take the light now and go up to the first-floor, and have a good look all about it! What do you say to that, now? Will you do it?"
"Sure, is anyone really going to stick around in a place where their hair is constantly standing on end? I doubt it. But that's all nonsense. Have another shot of brandy! Now, here’s the deal: if you’re brave enough to join me, I’ll take the light and head up to the first floor to take a good look around! What do you think? Are you in?"
"I don't much mind."
"I don't really care."
"Only say the word, and I am quite ready."
"Just say the word, and I'm all set."
"Well, I will. If so be they are there, they won't do us any harm, for they took no more notice of me than as if I had been nothing at all. But how you do shake!"
"Well, I will. If they're there, they won't hurt us, because they paid no more attention to me than if I had been invisible. But why are you shaking so much?"
"I shake? You never were more mistaken in all your life. It's you that's shaking, and that makes you think I am. You are shaking, if you please; and if you don't like the job of going up stairs, only say so; I won't press it upon you!"
"I shake? You’ve never been more wrong in your life. It’s you that’s shaking, which makes you think I am. You are shaking, if I may say so; and if you don’t want to go upstairs, just say so; I won’t force you to do it!"
"Oh, I'll go."
"Oh, I’ll head out."
"You are sure of it, now? You don't think it will make you ill? because I shouldn't like that. Come now, only say at once that you would rather not go, and there's an end to it."
"Are you really sure about this? You don’t think it’ll make you sick? Because I wouldn’t like that. Come on, just say right now that you’d rather not go, and we can drop it."
"Yes, but I rather would."
"Yes, but I’d prefer to."
"Come on, then—come on. Courage, my friend, courage. Look at me, and be courageous. You don't see me shivering and shaking and shrinking. Keep up your heart, and come on!"
"Come on, let’s go—come on. Have courage, my friend, have courage. Look at me and be brave. You don’t see me trembling and panicking and backing down. Stay strong and let’s go!"
"You wretches," muttered Todd. "It shall go hard with me, now, but I will play you some trick that shall go right to drive you out of your shallow wits. Go! It is the very thing I would, of all others, have wished you to do."
"You jerks," Todd muttered. "It's going to be tough for me now, but I’ll come up with a trick that will drive you completely insane. Go! This is exactly what I wanted you to do."
It was quite clear that the man who had proposed going up stairs to explore the first-floor, was much the more alarmed of the two; and now that he had made the proposal, he would gladly have seized upon any excuse for backing out of it, short of actually confessing that his fears had got the better of him. No doubt he had been greatly in hopes that his companion, who had told the ghost story, would have shrunk from such an ordeal; but as he did not do so, there was no resource but to carry it out or confess that it was but a piece of braggadocio, which he wanted the firmness to carry out. He strove now to talk himself out of his fears.
It was pretty clear that the guy who suggested going upstairs to check out the first floor was more scared than the other one. Now that he had made the suggestion, he would have gladly taken any excuse to back out, as long as it didn’t mean admitting that his fears had taken over. He probably hoped that his friend, who had shared the ghost story, would back off from such a challenge; but since he didn’t, he had no choice but to go through with it or admit it was just empty bravado that he didn’t have the guts to follow through on. He now tried to talk himself out of his fears.
"Come on—come on! Ghosts, indeed! There are no such things, of course, as any reasonable man knows; and if there are, why, what harm can they do us? I say, what harm can they do us?"
"Come on—come on! Ghosts, really! There’s no such thing, as any sensible person knows; and if there are, what harm can they do to us? I mean, what harm can they do to us?"
"I don't know!"
"I have no idea!"
"You don't know? No, nor nobody else! Come on, I say. Of course providence is providence, and if there are ghosts, I respect them very much—very much indeed, and would do anything in the world to oblige them!"
"You don’t know? No, and neither does anyone else! Come on, I’m telling you. Of course, fate is fate, and if there are ghosts, I respect them a lot—really a lot, and I would do anything to please them!"
The valiant proposer of the experimental trip to the first floor uttered these last sentences in a loud voice, no doubt with the hope that if any of the ghostly company of the first-floor were within hearing, they would be so good as to report the same to their friends, so that he might make his way there with quite a good understanding.
The brave person suggesting the experimental trip to the first floor said these final words loudly, likely hoping that if any of the ghostly figures on the first floor could hear him, they would kindly pass the message along to their friends, so he could head there with a clear understanding.
They trimmed the candle now; and having each of them fortified himself with a glass of brandy that Todd had laid in for his own consumption, they commenced their exploit by leaving the parlour and slowly ascending the staircase that led to the upper portion of the house.
They trimmed the candle now, and after each had fortified themselves with a glass of brandy that Todd had set aside for himself, they started their endeavor by leaving the parlor and slowly climbing the stairs that led to the upper part of the house.
Of course, Todd knew well the capabilities of that house, and long before the two men had actually left the parlour he had made up his mind what to do. The door of communication between the shop and the parlour was not fastened, so that he could on open at the moment; and when the men left that latter room he at once entered it. Todd's first movement, then, was to supply himself with a good dose of his own brandy, which he took direct from the bottle to save time.
Of course, Todd was well aware of what that house could do, and long before the two men actually left the parlor, he had already decided what to do. The door connecting the shop and the parlor wasn't locked, so he could open it right away; as soon as the men left the parlor, he walked in. Todd's first action was to grab a good shot of his own brandy, which he took straight from the bottle to save time.
"Ah!" he whispered, drawing a long breath after the draught, "I feel myself again, now!"
"Ah!" he whispered, taking a deep breath after the drink, "I feel like myself again!"
In order to carry out his plan, he knew that he had no time to spare; for he did not doubt but that the two men would make their visit as short as possible to the first-floor; so—with cautious but rapid footsteps—he slipped into the passage and at once commenced the ascent of the staircase after them. The light they carried guided him very well. How little they imagined that any of its beams shone upon the diabolical face of Sweeney Todd!
To execute his plan, he knew he had to act quickly; he was sure those two men would keep their visit to the first floor as brief as possible. So, with careful but swift steps, he entered the hallway and immediately started climbing the stairs after them. The light they carried helped him see clearly. They had no idea that any of its beams were shining on the sinister face of Sweeney Todd!
"Can't you come on?" said one of the men to the other. "Damme, how you do lag behind, to be sure. Any one would think you were afraid."
"Can't you keep up?" said one of the men to the other. "Damn, you really are slow, I swear. Anyone would think you were scared."
"Afraid? Me afraid! that is a good joke."
"Scared? Me scared! That's a good joke."
"Well, come quicker, then."
"Well, hurry up, then."
"You will both of you," thought Todd, "come down a little quicker, or I am very much mistaken indeed."
"You both will," thought Todd, "come down a little faster, or I am really mistaken."
The distance was short, and the landing of the first floor was soon gained by the men. He who had seen, or dreamed that he had seen, the strange sight in the room upon a former occasion, was decidedly the most courageous of the two. Perhaps, after all, he was the least imaginative.
The distance was short, and the men quickly reached the landing on the first floor. The one who had seen, or thought he had seen, the strange sight in the room before was definitely the braver of the two. Maybe, after all, he was the least imaginative.
"I think you said it was the front room?" said the other.
"I think you mentioned it was the front room?" said the other.
"Oh, yes, I heard not a sound in the back one. Here's the door. You hold the light while I listen a little."
"Oh, yes, I didn’t hear a sound from the back. Here’s the door. You hold the light while I listen for a bit."
"Yes—I—I'll hold it. Keep up your courage, and don't shake now. Oh, what a coward you are!"
"Yeah—I—I’ll hold it. Stay brave, and don’t shake now. Oh, what a coward you are!"
"Well, that's a good one. You are shaking so yourself that you will have the light out, if you don't mind. Do try and be a little steady with it; and your teeth chatter so in your head, that they are for all the world like a set of castanets."
"Well, that's a good one. You're shaking so much that you'll turn the light off if you're not careful. Please try to be a little steadier with it; your teeth are chattering in your head like a set of castanets."
"Oh, how you do talk. Come, listen at the door; I must say I don't hear anything; but I have the greatest respect for ghosts, I have. I never say one word against the dead—God bless 'em all!"
"Oh, you really do talk a lot. Come, listen at the door; I have to say I don't hear anything, but I have immense respect for ghosts, I really do. I never say a bad word about the dead—God bless them all!"
While this man held the light—or rather waved it to and fro in his agitation—the other, with his ear placed flat against the panel of the door, listened attentively. All was perfectly still in the first-floor, and he said—
While this man held the light—or rather waved it back and forth in his nervousness—the other, with his ear pressed flat against the door panel, listened intently. Everything was completely quiet on the first floor, and he said—
"Perhaps they haven't begun yet, you know."
"Maybe they haven't started yet, you know."
"Perhaps not;—shall we go away, now?"
"Maybe not; should we leave now?"
"Oh, no—no. There's no end of curious things in the room; and now that we are here, let's go in, at all events, and have a little look about us. Don't be afraid. Come—come."
"Oh, no—no. There's an endless amount of interesting things in the room; and now that we're here, let's go in, regardless, and take a little look around. Don't be scared. Come—come."
"Oh—I—I ain't exactly afraid, only, you see, I don't see much the use of going in, and—and, you know, we have already heard an odd noise in the shop, to-night."
"Oh—I—I’m not really scared, it’s just that I don’t see much point in going in, and—and, you know, we’ve already heard some strange noise in the shop tonight."
"But that was nothing, for I looked, you know."
"But that was nothing because I looked, you know."
"Yes—yes,—but—but I'm afraid the fire will go out below, do you know."
"Yeah—yeah—but I'm worried the fire will die down below, you know."
"Let it go, then. If you are too much of a coward to come with me into this room, say so at once, and you can go down stairs while I have a look at it by myself. You can't have the candle, though, for it is no use my going in by myself."
"Fine, then. If you're too frightened to come with me into this room, just say so right now, and you can go downstairs while I check it out alone. You can't take the candle, though, because there's no point in me going in alone."
"What! do you expect me to go in the dark? Oh dear, no, I could not do that; open the door, and I will follow you in; I ain't a bit afraid, only, you see, I feel very much interested, that's all."
"What! You expect me to go in there without any light? Oh no, I can't do that; just open the door, and I'll follow you in. I'm not scared at all, it's just that I'm really curious, that's all."
"Oh, well, that's quite another thing."
"Oh, well, that's a completely different story."
With this, the most courageous of the two men opened the door of the front room on the first-floor, and peeped into it.
With that, the braver of the two men opened the door to the front room on the first floor and took a quick look inside.
"All's right," he said. "There ain't so much as a mouse stirring. Come on!"
"Everything's fine," he said. "There’s not even a mouse moving. Let’s go!"
Highly encouraged by this announcement, the other followed him; and they allowed the door to creak nearly shut after them.
Highly motivated by this announcement, the others followed him; and they let the door creak almost shut behind them.
While this hesitation upon the stairs was going on, Todd had been about half way up from the passage, crouching down for fear they should by chance look that way, and see him; but when he found that they had fairly gone into the front room, he made as much speed to the top of the stairs as was consistent with extreme caution, and laying his hand upon the handle of the lock of the door of the back room on that floor, he noiselessly turned it, and the door at once yielding, he glided in.
While this hesitation on the stairs was happening, Todd had been about halfway up from the hallway, crouching down in case they happened to look that way and see him; but when he realized that they had fully entered the front room, he quickly made his way to the top of the stairs as carefully as possible. He placed his hand on the doorknob of the back room on that floor, quietly turned it, and as soon as the door opened, he slipped inside.
The two rooms communicated with each other by a pair of folding-doors, and the light that the men carried sent some beams through the ill-fitting junction of the two, so that Todd could see very well about him.
The two rooms were connected by a set of folding doors, and the light from the men’s lanterns shone through the poorly fitting gap between them, allowing Todd to see his surroundings quite clearly.
CHAPTER CXLVI.
THERE IS A FIRE IN FLEET STREET AFTER ALL.—TODD ESCAPES.
When once he had gained that back room, Todd considered that his design against the peace of mind of the two men was all but accomplished; and it was with great difficulty that he kept himself from giving a hideous chuckle, that would at once have opened their ears to the fact that some one was close at hand, who, whether of this world or the next, was a proficient in horrid noises.
When he finally got to that back room, Todd thought he had almost achieved his plan to disrupt the peace of mind of the two men. It took a lot of effort for him to stop himself from letting out a creepy laugh, which would have immediately alerted them to the presence of someone nearby, who was skilled at making terrifying sounds, whether from this world or the next.
He controlled this ebullition of ill-timed mirth, however, and listened attentively.
He kept his laughter in check and listened carefully.
"There don't seem much else beside lots of clothes," said one of the men, "and hats, and sticks, and umbrellas."
"There doesn't seem to be much else besides a lot of clothes," one of the men said, "and hats, and canes, and umbrellas."
"Ah!" said the other, "and they all belong to the murdered men that Todd cut up to make pies of!"
"Ah!" said the other, "and they all belonged to the men that Todd murdered to make pies out of!"
"Horrible!—horrible!"
"Horrible!—horrible!"
"You may say that, old friend. It's only a great pity that Sir Richard has so expressly forbid anything to be touched in the old crib, or else there's some nice enough things here, I should say, that would make a fellow warm and comfortable in the winter nights."
"You might say that, old friend. It’s such a shame that Sir Richard has strictly forbidden anything from being touched in the old place, or else there are some pretty nice things here that would definitely make a guy warm and cozy on winter nights."
"Not a doubt of that. Here's a cloak, now!"
"There's no doubt about it. Here's a cloak, then!"
"A beauty—quite a beauty, I say. He can't know what is really here. Do you think he can?"
"A real beauty—definitely a beauty, I’d say. He can't possibly know what’s really going on here. Do you think he can?"
"What, Sir Richard?"
"What is it, Sir Richard?"
"Yes."
Yes.
"Oh, don't he. I wouldn't venture to touch so much as an old hat here, for I should feel, as sure as fate, he'd find it out."
"Oh, he really wouldn't. I wouldn't dare to touch even an old hat here, because I'd feel, without a doubt, he'd find out."
"Oh, nonsense, he couldn't; and as for the ghosts, they don't seem at all likely to interfere in the matter, for there's not one of them to be seen or heard of to-night."
"Oh, that's ridiculous, he couldn't; and as for the ghosts, they don’t seem like they’re going to interfere at all, because not one of them can be seen or heard tonight."
"No, I defy the ghosts—a-hem! I begin to think, do you know, that ghosts are all a sham. Why here we are, two men as brave as lions, or we should not have come here, and yet the deuce a ghost is to be seen. I tell you what I'd do if one was to come. I'd say, 'Old fellow, was this your cloak?' and then if he said 'yes,' I'd say, 'well, old fellow, it's of no use to you now, you know; will you give it to me?'"
"No, I challenge the ghosts—ahem! I'm starting to think that ghosts are all a hoax. Here we are, two guys as brave as lions, or we wouldn't have come here, and yet there’s not a ghost in sight. I’ll tell you what I’d do if one showed up. I’d say, 'Hey there, is this your cloak?' and if he replied 'yes,' I’d say, 'Well, buddy, it’s no use to you right now; mind giving it to me?'"
"Ha!—ha! Capital! Why you have quite got over all your fears."
"Ha!—ha! Awesome! You've really gotten past all your fears."
"Fears? Rubbish! I was only amusing myself to hear what you would say."
"Fears? Nonsense! I was just having fun seeing how you would respond."
"Was you, though? Only acting, after all?"
"Was that really you, though? Just acting, after all?"
"Precisely."
"Exactly."
"Well, then, I must say you did it remarkably well, and if you take to the stage you will make your fortune. Oh, here's a nice brown suit now, that would be just my size. I should feel inclined to say to the ghosts what you would say about the cloak."
"Well, I have to say you did an amazing job, and if you hit the stage, you'll really make a name for yourself. Oh, look at this nice brown suit; it would fit me perfectly. I’d probably want to tell the ghosts what you would say about the cloak."
"Well, let's say it, and if nobody says anything to the contrary, we will take it for granted. I will take the cloak, and you the brown suit; Sir Richard will be none the wiser, and we shall be a little the richer, you know. 'Mr. Ghost, may I have this cloak, if you please, as you can't possibly want it?'"
"Alright, let’s just say it, and if no one disagrees, we’ll assume it's true. I’ll take the cloak, and you can have the brown suit; Sir Richard will be none the wiser, and we’ll end up a bit richer, you know. 'Mr. Ghost, may I please have this cloak, since you clearly don’t need it?'"
"Upon my life you are a funny fellow," said the other; and then holding up the brown suit, he said, "Mr. Ghost who once owned this, may I have this brown suit, as it is of no use to you now?"
"Seriously, you’re a funny guy," said the other; and then holding up the brown suit, he said, "Mr. Ghost who once owned this, can I have this brown suit since you don't need it anymore?"
It was at this moment that Todd dashed open the two folding doors, and with one of the most frightful, fiendish yells that ever came from the throat of man, he made one bound into the front room.
It was at this moment that Todd flung open the two folding doors, and with one of the most terrifying, evil screams that ever came from a human throat, he jumped into the front room.
The effect of this appearance, and the sound that accompanied it, was all that Todd could possibly wish or expect. The two men were almost driven to madness. They dropped the light, and with shrieks of dismay they rushed to the door—they tore it open, and then they both fell headlong down the staircase to the passage below, where they lay in a state of insensibility that was highly amusing to Todd.
The impact of what he saw and the noise that came with it was everything Todd could have hoped for. The two men were nearly driven insane. They dropped the light, and with screams of panic, they rushed to the door—they flung it open, then both tumbled headfirst down the stairs to the passage below, where they lay unconscious in a way that was highly entertaining to Todd.

Todd Alarms The Two Bow Street Officers.
Todd Alerts the Two Bow Street Officers.
"Ha! ha!" he laughed, as he stood at the head of the stairs; "Ha! ha!"
"Ha! Ha!" he laughed, as he stood at the top of the stairs; "Ha! Ha!"
He listened, but not so much as a groan came from either of the men, and then he clapped his huge hands together with a report like the discharge of a pistol, and laughed again. Todd had not been so well pleased since his escape from Newgate.
He listened, but not a single sound came from either of the men, and then he clapped his large hands together with a bang like a gunshot, and laughed again. Todd hadn't felt this good since his escape from Newgate.
He slowly descended the stairs, and more than once he stopped to laugh again. The passage was intensely dark, so that when he reached it he trod upon one of the men, but that rather amused him, and he jumped violently upon the body.
He slowly went down the stairs, stopping to laugh again more than once. The hallway was pitch black, so when he reached it, he accidentally stepped on one of the guys, but that actually made him laugh, and he jumped hard on the guy's body.
"Good," he said. "Perhaps they are both dead. Well, let them both die. It will be a lesson to others how far they interfere with me. Society and I are now fairly at war, and I will win as many battles as I can. They can't say but this is a well-fought one, two to one. Ha! They ought to make me a Field-Marshal. Ha!"
"Good," he said. "Maybe they’re both dead. Fine, let them both die. It will show others how far they can push me. Society and I are definitely in conflict, and I plan to win as many battles as I can. No one can deny this is a tough fight, two against one. Ha! They should appoint me a Field Marshal. Ha!"
Making the most hideous faces, just for the fun of the thing, Todd made his way to the parlour, and taking from a corner, where he knew to lay his hands upon them in a moment, a couple of old newspapers, he twisted them up into a kind of torch, and lighting it then at the fire, he went with it flaming in his hand to the passage.
Making the most ridiculous faces just for fun, Todd made his way to the living room, and grabbing a couple of old newspapers from the corner where he knew they would be, he twisted them into a sort of torch. Lighting it at the fire, he walked down the hallway with the torch flaming in his hand.
The two men lay profoundly still. Terror and the fall they had had, combined to throw them quite into a swooning state, from which probably it would be hours before they would recover.
The two men lay completely still. The fear and the fall they had experienced left them in a faint state, from which it would likely take them hours to recover.
"This is capital," said Todd. "Lie there, both of you, until I have transacted the business in this house that brought me here. Then I will, perhaps, think of some amusing way of finishing you both off—ha!"
"This is great," said Todd. "Just stay there, both of you, until I finish the business that brought me here. After that, I might come up with some entertaining way to wrap things up for you both—ha!"
Still carrying the flaming papers in his hand, Todd now made his way to the first-floor, and found the candle that the men had dropped. That he lighted, as it would be much more convenient to him than the papers; and then he trod them out, for he did not wish any great light as yet to appear from the windows of that house, and perchance awaken the attention of some passing traveller or curious neighbour.
Still holding the burning papers in his hand, Todd made his way to the first floor and found the candle the men had dropped. He lit it, as it would be much more convenient than the papers, and then he stamped out the flames of the papers, not wanting any bright light to shine from the windows of that house and possibly attract the attention of a passing traveler or nosy neighbor.
Shading the light with his hand, and looking like some grim ogre, Todd took his way to the second-floor. As he went, he every now and then muttered his satisfaction to himself, or gave utterance to one of his unearthly laughs; for in the whole of that night's adventure there was much to please him.
Shading the light with his hand and looking like a grim monster, Todd made his way to the second floor. As he walked, he occasionally muttered his satisfaction to himself or let out one of his eerie laughs because there was a lot about that night’s adventure that pleased him.
In the first place, he hoped, and fully expected, to get enough booty from the house to place him a little at his ease as regarded money matters, provided that with it he should be fortunate enough to get away from England. Then, again, it was no small satisfaction to Todd to do anything which looked like a triumph over Sir Richard Blunt, and this not only looked like it, but really was.
First of all, he hoped, and fully expected, to get enough loot from the house to give him a bit of financial comfort, as long as he was lucky enough to escape from England with it. Additionally, it was greatly satisfying for Todd to do anything that seemed like a victory over Sir Richard Blunt, and this not only seemed that way but actually was.
"A good step," he muttered, "a capital step, and a bold one, too; but bold steps are always good ones. Who knows but that from some place of security I may laugh at them all yet; and then, if I do not succeed in killing any of them before I go, I can at my leisure think of and mature some scheme of revenge against them; and there is much to be done with ingenuity, if you are quite unscrupulous. Ha! ha! I have some dainty schemes, if I can but carry them out in the time to come—ha!"
"A good move," he said quietly, "a great move, and a brave one too; but brave moves are always good ones. Who knows, maybe from a safe spot, I’ll end up laughing at them all; and if I don’t manage to take any of them out before I leave, I can take my time thinking up a plan for revenge against them; and there’s a lot you can do with creativity, if you have no morals. Ha! ha! I have some clever plans, if I can just pull them off in the future—ha!"
When Todd reached the second-floor, he at once went into the front-room, in one corner of which was a large old fashioned bureau. Now it was not to be supposed that this bureau had escaped the scrutiny of Sir Richard Blunt; but then it had so happened that before he came to search it he had all the evidence he wished against Todd, so that the search was not so complete or so scrutinising as it might have been.
When Todd got to the second floor, he immediately walked into the front room, where there was a large, old-fashioned dresser in one corner. It’s not likely that Sir Richard Blunt overlooked this dresser, but he had already gathered enough evidence against Todd before he searched it, which meant the search wasn’t as thorough or detailed as it could have been.
We shall see that it was not.
We will see that it wasn't.
"Ah" said Todd, as he drew out the drawers one after the other, "all the locks forced! Well, be it so. That was just what I expected. But I do not think they have moved it from the wall by the look of it."
"Ah," Todd said, pulling out the drawers one by one, "all the locks are broken! Well, that's what I expected. But I don't think they moved it from the wall by the looks of it."
The bureau, it was quite evident, had not been removed from the wall. It was of immense weight, but Todd managed to move it by short sudden jerks; and then when he had got it quite away at right angles from the wall, he said—
The bureau was clearly still attached to the wall. It was really heavy, but Todd was able to shift it in short, quick movements; and then when he had pulled it completely away at a right angle from the wall, he said—
"Here was it that I hid, until some favourable opportunity should occur for the private disposal of them, various articles of value, that I dare not try to convert into money in my open way, for fear of detection. Here are watches, and rings, and jewels, that were described in hand-bills, offering rewards for missing persons, and in advertisements in the papers; so that it became most unsafe for me to show them even to the not very scrupulous Hebrews, who have from time to time bought goods of me."
"Here is where I hid various valuable items until a good opportunity came up to sell them privately, since I was too afraid of getting caught if I tried to sell them openly. Inside are watches, rings, and jewels that have been described in handbills offering rewards for missing people, as well as in newspaper ads. Because of this, it became extremely risky for me to show them even to the not-so-scrupulous dealers I occasionally sold goods to."
As he spoke, he removed a portion of the back of the bureau, which slid out of its place softly and easily, for it was made with great skill and care. This sliding piece, when it was fairly removed, disclosed a receptacle capable of holding a great quantity of small articles, and filled up with narrow shelves, as if to hold them securely.
As he talked, he took off a section of the back of the cabinet, which slid out smoothly and effortlessly because it was crafted with great skill and care. Once it was fully removed, it revealed a space that could hold a lot of small items, filled with narrow shelves designed to keep them organized.
There were costly watches—wigs with rare jewels set in them; for the fashion of wearing wigs was so common at the time, that many wealthy residents of the Temple would pop into Todd's shop for a little arrangement of their wigs or a puff of fresh powder, if they were going somewhere in a hurry, and so lost their lives. Then there were some pairs of rich diamond knee and shoe buckles, and a few lockets, and a whole heap of chains of gold.
There were expensive watches—wigs adorned with rare jewels; the trend of wearing wigs was so widespread at the time that many affluent people in the Temple would drop by Todd's shop for a quick fix of their wigs or a sprinkle of fresh powder if they were in a rush, and as a result, they lost their lives. Then there were some pairs of luxurious diamond buckles for knees and shoes, a few lockets, and a whole bunch of gold chains.
"Ah," said Todd; "here is enough to set me up for a time, if I can dispose of them; and now I must run risks that I would not think of while I had thousands at my command. I must take these things that I was content enough to leave behind me, lest they should at some inopportune moment lead to my detection. Now they shall do me service."
"Ah," said Todd, "this is enough to get me through for a while, if I can sell them. Now I have to take risks I wouldn't have considered when I had thousands at my disposal. I have to take these things I was fine with leaving behind, so they wouldn't unexpectedly get me caught. Now they'll actually work for me."
Todd commenced filling his pockets with this dangerous kind of property, each article of which was associated with the frightful crime of murder!
Todd started stuffing his pockets with this dangerous kind of property, each item linked to the horrific crime of murder!
A couple of thousand pounds certainly would not have paid for what Todd upon this occasion managed to stow away about him; and he thought that if he could get one-fourth of that amount for the articles, that it would not be a very bad night's work, considering the not very flourishing state of his finances at that time, compared with what they had been.
A couple thousand pounds definitely wouldn’t cover what Todd managed to hide on him this time; he figured that if he could get a quarter of that amount for the items, it wouldn’t be a bad night’s work, especially given his not-so-great financial situation compared to how things used to be.
During the process, though, of stocking himself with the contents of the secret place in the bureau, he more than once crept to the door of the room, and going out upon the landing, he leant over the staircase and listened. All was most profoundly still, and he was satisfied that Sir Richard Blunt's two men remained in the passage, in the same state of insensibility—if not of death—in which he had left them.
During the process of gathering the items from the hidden spot in the cabinet, he often crept to the door of the room, stepped out onto the landing, and leaned over the staircase to listen. Everything was completely silent, and he was confident that Sir Richard Blunt's two men were still in the hallway, in the same state of unconsciousness—if not dead—where he had left them.
Leaving there some articles of smaller importance than those with which he loaded himself, Todd pushed the bureau back into its place again; and then, taking the light in his hand, cautiously descended the stairs.
Leaving some less important items behind, Todd pushed the bureau back into its spot; then, holding the light in his hand, he carefully went down the stairs.
When he reached the passage, there lay the two men as he had left them. Indeed, he had been absent much too short a space of time for any very material change to take place in their condition.
When he got to the corridor, the two men were just as he had left them. In fact, he had been gone for such a short time that there hadn’t been any significant change in their situation.
"Well," he said. "Now to dispose of you two. What shall it be? Shall I cut your throats as you lie there, or—no, no, I have hit it. No doubt you have both been full of curious speculations respecting how I disposed of those persons whom I polished off in my shop; so you shall both know exactly how it was done. Ha! a good joke."
"Well," he said. "Now to take care of you two. What should I do? Should I cut your throats while you lie there, or—wait, I’ve got it. I bet you've both been wondering how I dealt with those people I took out in my shop; so now you'll know exactly how it happened. Ha! What a funny joke."
Todd's good joke consisted now of going into the parlour, and fastening the levers which held up the shaving-chair. Then he lifted up one of the insensible bodies of the men, and carried it into the shop.
Todd's joke now involved going into the living room and securing the levers that held the shaving chair up. Then he picked up one of the lifeless bodies of the men and carried it into the shop.
"Sit there, or lie there, how you like," he said, as he flung the man into the large shaving-chair.
"Sit there, or lie there, however you prefer," he said, as he tossed the man into the large shaving chair.
It was quite a treat now to Todd, and put him in mind of old times, to arrange his apparatus for giving this wretched man a tumble into the vaults below. He went into the parlour and drew the bolt, when away went the man and the chair, and the other chair that was on the reverse side of the plank took the place of that which had gone.
It was quite a thrill for Todd now, reminding him of the old days, to set up his gear for throwing the miserable man down into the vaults below. He went into the parlor and unlatched the door, and away went the man along with the chair, while the other chair on the opposite side of the plank took its place.
"Ha! ha!" shouted Todd. "This is grand—this is most glorious! Ha! ha! Who would have thought, now, that I should ever live to be at my old work again in this house? It is capital! If that fall has not broken his neck, it's a wonder. It used to kill five out of seven; that was about the average—ha!"
"Ha! Ha!" shouted Todd. "This is amazing—this is incredible! Ha! Ha! Who would have thought that I’d ever get to do my old job again in this house? It’s fantastic! If that fall didn’t break his neck, it’s a miracle. It used to kill five out of seven; that was about the average—ha!"
Todd didn't fasten the bolt again, but went at once for the other man. He was sitting up!
Todd didn't fasten the bolt again; instead, he immediately went for the other man. He was sitting up!
Todd staggered back for a moment, when he saw him in that position looking at him. The man rubbed his eyes with his hands and said in a weak voice—
Todd stumbled back for a moment when he saw him in that position looking at him. The man rubbed his eyes with his hands and said in a faint voice—
"Good God! what is it all about?"
"Good God! What's it all about?"
Todd placed the light on the floor within the parlour, so that it shed sufficient rays into the shop to let him see every object in it; and then, with a cry like that of some wild beast rushing upon his prey, he dashed at the man.
Todd set the light on the floor in the parlor, casting enough light into the shop for him to see everything inside; then, with a roar like some wild animal going after its prey, he lunged at the man.
The struggle that ensued was a frightful one. Despair, and a feeling that he was fighting for his life, nerved the man, who had recovered just in time to engage in such a contest, and they both fought their way into the shop together. Todd made the greatest exertions to overcome the man, but it was not until he got him by the throat, and held him with a clutch of iron, that he could do so. Then he flung him upon the chair, but the man, with a last effort, dragged Todd after him, and down they both went together to the vault below!
The struggle that followed was terrifying. Despair, along with the feeling that he was fighting for his life, fueled the man, who had just recovered enough to take part in this fight, and they both battled their way into the shop together. Todd put in every effort to overpower the man, but he didn't succeed until he had him by the throat, holding him in a tight grip. Then he threw him onto the chair, but the man, with one last push, pulled Todd down with him, and they both fell into the vault below!

Todd And The Bow Street Officers—The Death Grapple.
Todd and the Bow Street Officers—The Deadly Struggle.
CHAPTER CXLVII.
SIR RICHARD BLUNT AND CROTCHET COMMENCE THEIR SEARCH FOR TODD.
When Sir Richard Blunt left Chelsea, he felt that he had given a sufficient warning to all who could feel in any way personally interested in the escape of Sweeney Todd from the punishment that his numerous crimes merited.
When Sir Richard Blunt left Chelsea, he felt that he had given enough warning to anyone who might be personally concerned about Sweeney Todd escaping the consequences of his many crimes.
He rode direct to the office of the Under Secretary of State for the Home Department, and his name at once procured him an interview. This was not the supercilious personage who once before, upon an occasion of Sir Richard Blunt calling upon him regarding Sweeney Todd, had exhibited so much indifference upon the subject, and Sir Richard was received as he ought to be.
He went straight to the office of the Under Secretary of State for the Home Department, and his name immediately got him an interview. This was not the arrogant individual who had previously shown so much indifference when Sir Richard Blunt came to him about Sweeney Todd; instead, Sir Richard was welcomed as he should have been.
"I have waited upon you, sir," said the magistrate, "to say that I have now made every arrangement that is possible for the purpose of counteracting any mischief that the man, Todd, might strive to do; and I think it very likely that I may not have the pleasure of seeing or communicating with you for some time."
"I've been waiting for you, sir," said the magistrate, "to let you know that I've made every possible arrangement to counteract any trouble that the man, Todd, might try to cause; and I think it's likely that I won't have the pleasure of seeing or talking to you for a while."
"Then you still think, Sir Richard, of going personally after the notorious ruffian?"
"Do you still plan to go after that infamous thug yourself, Sir Richard?"
"I do, sir. I feel that in some sort I am bound to rid society of that man. I had so large a share in his former apprehension, and in his conviction, that I feel his escape quite a personal matter; and I have no hesitation in saying that I shall not feel at ease until I have again placed him in the hands of the law."
"I do, sir. I feel like I have a responsibility to get that man out of society. I played a big role in his previous arrest and conviction, so I see his escape as a personal issue; I won’t feel comfortable until I’ve put him back in the hands of the law."
"It is most desirable that he should be so placed, Sir Richard, and I have only two things to say to you upon the subject. One is, that I hope you will be careful of your own safety in the affair; and the other is, that anything we can do or any facilities we can throw in your way, you may most unhesitatingly command in the prosecution of your most praiseworthy enterprise."
"It’s very important that he’s in that position, Sir Richard, and I have just two things to mention about it. First, please take care of your own safety in this matter; and second, if there’s anything we can do or any support we can provide, don’t hesitate to ask as you pursue your commendable mission."
"I thank you, sir. I shall take one man with me. His name is Crotchet; and I should wish that in your name I might tell him that, in the event of our search for Todd being successful, he may count upon an adequate reward."
"I appreciate it, sir. I'm going to take one person with me. His name is Crotchet, and I would like to let him know in your name that if we find Todd, he can expect a fair reward."
"Certainly! He shall have the whole reward, Sir Richard; and as for yourself, the ministry will not be unmindful of your service in a way that I am sure will be more gratifying to you than an offer of money."
"Of course! He will receive the full reward, Sir Richard; and as for you, the ministry will remember your service in a way that I’m sure will mean more to you than a monetary offer."
"Sir, I thank you. The government has already, upon more than two or three occasions, been sufficiently liberal to me as regards money to place me in a good position, and I have now no further desires of that sort. I will bid you good morning, sir, and at once start upon the expedition in search of Sweeney Todd. If he be alive and above ground in this country, I will have him."
"Sir, thank you. The government has already been quite generous to me on a few occasions, giving me enough money to secure a good position, and I no longer have any desires in that regard. I wish you a good morning, sir, and I will immediately set out on the mission to find Sweeney Todd. If he is alive and kicking in this country, I will find him."
"If anybody will, you will, Sir Richard."
"If anyone can, you can, Sir Richard."
The magistrate left the place, and repaired at once to his private office, which was close at hand, in Craven Street. There our old friend, Crotchet, was waiting for him.
The magistrate left the location and went straight to his private office, which was nearby on Craven Street. There, our old friend Crotchet was waiting for him.
"Well, Crotchet," said Sir Richard, "I have just seen the Secretary of State, and if we catch Todd, you are to have all the money."
"Well, Crotchet," said Sir Richard, "I just met with the Secretary of State, and if we catch Todd, you get to keep all the money."
"All on it, sir? Oh, my eye! No, I doesn't want all on it, Sir Richard. I isn't a pig."
"All of it, sir? Oh, my gosh! No, I don't want all of it, Sir Richard. I'm not a pig."
"I never thought you were, Crotchet; but you may make up your mind to the whole of the reward, as the government will provide for me in another way; so you know now, at starting, what you have to expect, and it will keep you in good heart during all the botheration we may have in looking after this man."
"I never thought you were, Crotchet; but you can count on getting the full reward, since the government will take care of me in another way. So now you know what to expect from the start, and it should keep your spirits up through all the trouble we might have in looking after this man."
"Why, so it will, sir, you see, so it will, and if I do catch him and get all this tin as is offered as a reward for him, I shall retire from the grabbing business, you see, sir."
"Well, that's true, sir, it really is, and if I manage to catch him and claim the reward that's being offered, I’ll quit the whole money-grabbing thing, you know, sir."
"What will you do then, Crotchet?"
"What are you going to do then, Crotchet?"
"Set up a public-house, sir, and call it 'The Crotchet's Arms,' to be sure. That's the sort of ticket for me."
"Open a pub, dude, and name it 'The Crotchet's Arms,' for sure. That's the kind of place I want to be."
"Well, Crotchet, you will be quite at liberty to do what you like; and now let us at once start on our errand. We will, from the door of Newgate, see if we cannot trace the progress of this man, with his new friend, that rascal, Lupin."
"Well, Crotchet, you’re free to do whatever you want; now let’s get started on our mission. From the door of Newgate, we’ll see if we can track the movements of this guy and his new buddy, that scoundrel, Lupin."
A tap sounded on the panel of the door of the room in which Crotchet and Sir Richard were conversing.
A knock rang out on the door of the room where Crotchet and Sir Richard were talking.
"Come in," said the magistrate, and his clerk entered with a written paper in his hand.
"Come in," said the magistrate, and his clerk walked in with a paper in his hand.
"Here, sir," he said, "is a report from a city officer, which will give a clue to the route that Todd and Lupin have taken, sir."
"Here you go, sir," he said, "this is a report from a city officer that will give a hint about the route Todd and Lupin have taken, sir."
"Ah, that is welcome. Let me see it. 'Two men broke into the house of Alderman Stanhope; one a tall man with a large face—the other, shorter.' Humph! Not a doubt of it. I will go and see about it. No doubt it was Todd and his new friend Lupin. This is something of a clue, at all events however slight, and may, after all, put us upon the right track. Come on, Crotchet, we will do the best we can in this matter. Have you your pistols in good order?"
"Ah, that's good to hear. Let me take a look. 'Two men broke into Alderman Stanhope's house; one was a tall guy with a big face—the other was shorter.' Hmm! No doubt about it. I’ll go check it out. It must have been Todd and his new buddy Lupin. This is at least a hint, however small, and it might just lead us in the right direction. Let’s go, Crotchet, we’ll do our best with this. Do you have your guns ready?"
"Yes, yer honour, and a pair of darbies in my pocket, that if once they get on the wrists of old Todd, he will find it no such easy matter to get them off again."
"Yes, your honor, and a pair of handcuffs in my pocket, that once they’re on old Todd's wrists, he’ll find it isn’t so easy to get them off again."
"That is right. I only want to get face to face with the ruffian, and then I will engage that he shall not be much further trouble to society or to individuals."
"That's right. I just want to confront the thug in person, and then I guarantee he won’t cause much more trouble for society or individuals."
Sir Richard Blunt and Crotchet proceeded then at once to the house in the City, into which Lupin and Todd, it will be recollected, had made a violent entry, and from which they had been so gallantly repulsed by the young lady. Then, from the description of the assailants, not a shadow of a doubt remained upon the magistrate's mind that they were the parties he sought; but there all clue seemed to be lost.
Sir Richard Blunt and Crotchet immediately went to the house in the City, where Lupin and Todd had burst in violently and from which they had been bravely kicked out by the young lady. From the descriptions of the attackers, the magistrate had no doubt that they were the ones he was looking for; however, it seemed that all leads had vanished.
He and Crotchet stood in the street looking about them rather despairingly; and then they thought of going to the round-house close to Finsbury; and when they got there, they found an officer, who reported that two men answering the description of the fugitives had been seen making their way westward; and he had met a woman who had passed them, and who had heard the words "money," and "Caen Wood."
He and Crotchet stood in the street looking around them rather hopelessly; then they considered going to the round-house near Finsbury. Once they arrived, they found an officer who reported that two men matching the description of the fugitives had been seen heading west. He also mentioned meeting a woman who had passed by them and had heard the words "money" and "Caen Wood."
This was, in good truth, most important intelligence, if it could be relied upon; and that was the only kind of doubt that Sir Richard had. He spoke to Crotchet about it.
This was, in fact, very important information, if it could be trusted; and that was the only doubt Sir Richard had. He talked to Crotchet about it.
"What do you think, Crotchet? Is it worth while to follow this seeming clue to Highgate?"
"What do you think, Crotchet? Is it worth it to follow this apparent clue to Highgate?"
"Yes, yer honour, it is. We can go there and back again while we are considering about it here. It's clear enough as we shan't get any other news in this part of the town; and so I advises that we go off at once to Highgate, and calls at every public-house on the road."
"Yes, Your Honor, it is. We can go there and back while we’re thinking it over here. It’s obvious we won’t get any other news in this part of town, so I suggest we head to Highgate right away and stop at every pub along the way."
"Every public-house?"
"Every pub?"
"Yes, yer honour. Todd won't do without his drops of something strong to keep him a-going. These kind of feelings go down—down, till they haven't the heart to say don't, when the hangman puts the noose round their necks, if they haven't their drops. It's brandy, yer worship, as keeps 'em a going."
"Yes, your honor. Todd can't function without his strong drinks to keep him going. These feelings sink down—down, until they don’t have the courage to say stop when the hangman puts the noose around their necks, if they don’t have their drinks. It's brandy, your worship, that keeps them going."
"I do believe, Crotchet, that there is a great deal of truth in what you say; and that it is only by use of stimulants that they keep up a kind of artificial strength, as well as drowning reflection; and so they go blundering on in the career of crime."
"I really believe, Crotchet, that there's a lot of truth in what you’re saying; and that it’s only with the help of stimulants that they maintain a sort of fake strength, as well as shutting down any thoughts; and so they keep stumbling along in a life of crime."
"You may depend upon it, sir. They'd cut their own throats in a week, If it wasn't for the tipple, yer honour."
"You can count on it, sir. They'd be ruining themselves in a week if it weren't for the drinking, your honor."
Acting then upon the practical advice of Crotchet, which in a great measure accorded with his own convictions, Sir Richard Blunt repaired to a livery-stable, and hired two good horses. He found no difficulty in getting them, upon declaring who he was; and so, well mounted, he and Crotchet went upon the very road that had been so recently traversed by the two culprits, Todd and Lupin.
Acting on the practical advice of Crotchet, which mostly matched his own beliefs, Sir Richard Blunt went to a livery stable and rented two good horses. He had no trouble getting them after stating who he was; and so, well-mounted, he and Crotchet took the same road that had just been traveled by the two criminals, Todd and Lupin.
At the first public-house they came to they got no news; but at the second they were told, that two men, answering the description they gave of those they sought, had called and had some brandy.
At the first bar they went to, they didn't get any news; but at the second one, they were told that two men matching the description they provided of the ones they were looking for had stopped by and had some brandy.
The magistrate no longer doubted but that he was upon the right track now. With such a feeling, he pushed on, making what inquiries he could on the road; but until Highgate was reached they got no further news, and then, by dint of diligent ferreting out, they found a woman who had seen two men go down Swains Lane, and from the description she gave of them, there could be no doubt but that they were Todd and Lupin. Now as Swains Lane led direct to Caen Wood, it was a great confirmation of the former intelligence; and Sir Richard made up his mind to search the wood, as well as it could be done by him and Crotchet.
The magistrate was now convinced he was on the right path. Feeling this way, he continued, making any inquiries he could along the way; but it wasn't until they reached Highgate that they got more information. Then, through some diligent digging, they found a woman who had seen two men walking down Swains Lane, and from her description, there was no doubt it was Todd and Lupin. Since Swains Lane led directly to Caen Wood, this was a strong confirmation of the earlier information. Sir Richard decided to search the wood, as thoroughly as he and Crotchet could manage.
They engaged a lad from Highgate to come with them, and to take care of the horses, while they should go into the wood; but they did not say one word to him regarding their object in going there, nor could he possibly suspect it. Sir Richard and Crotchet both thought it would be much more prudent to keep that to themselves, than to put it in the power of a boy to gossip about it to every one who might chance to pass that way, while he was minding the horses.
They hired a kid from Highgate to come with them and take care of the horses while they went into the woods; however, they didn't say a word to him about why they were going there, nor could he possibly guess it. Sir Richard and Crotchet both thought it would be much smarter to keep that to themselves instead of letting a kid have the chance to gossip about it to anyone who might pass by while he was watching the horses.
When the wood was reached, Sir Richard said to the lad—
When they got to the woods, Sir Richard said to the boy—
"Now, my boy, we shall not be very long gone, but you will bear in mind that if we are absent longer than you expected, you will be paid in proportion; so don't be impatient, but walk the horses up and down this bit of the lane; and think that you have got a very good job."
"Now, my boy, we won’t be gone for too long, but keep in mind that if we’re away longer than you thought, you’ll be paid accordingly; so don’t get impatient, just walk the horses up and down this stretch of the lane; and remember that you’ve got a pretty good job."
"Thank you, sir," said the boy. "Across that there meadow is the nearest way to the wood. I seed two fellows go that way, early this morning, and one on 'em was the ugliest fellow I ever saw, and he calls out to the other—'Come along Lupin, we shall be all right in the wood now. Come along, Lupin—Ha! ha!'"
"Thank you, sir," said the boy. "Across that meadow is the closest way to the woods. I saw two guys go that way early this morning, and one of them was the ugliest guy I've ever seen. He called out to the other, 'Come on, Lupin, we'll be fine in the woods now. Come on, Lupin—Ha! ha!'"
"You heard that?"
"Did you hear that?"
"Yes, sir, I did. You see, I was sloe-gathering in the hedge, and they don't let you do it, cos they say you breaks down all the young twigs, and spoils the hedge, and so you does; and so, sir, when I heard footsteps a-coming, I hid myself right down among the long grass, so that they did not see me."
"Yes, sir, I did. I was picking sloes in the hedge, and they don't let you do that because they say it damages the young twigs and ruins the hedge, which it does. So, sir, when I heard footsteps approaching, I hid down in the tall grass so they wouldn't see me."
Mr. Crotchet gave a long whistle.
Mr. Crotchet let out a long whistle.
"Very good," said Sir Richard; "we shall be back with you soon. You take good care of the horses."
"Great," said Sir Richard; "we'll be back with you soon. Make sure to take good care of the horses."
"I will, sir."
"I will, sir."
"What do you think of that, Crotchet?" said Sir Richard, as they made their way into the very meadow across which Todd and Lupin had run to get to Caen Wood.
"What do you think of that, Crotchet?" Sir Richard asked as they walked into the same meadow where Todd and Lupin had run to reach Caen Wood.
"It's the finger o' Providence, yer worship."
"It's the hand of Providence, your honor."
"Well, I cannot deny, Crotchet, but that it may be so. At all events, whether it be Providence or chance, one thing is quite certain, and that is, that we are on the track of those whom we seek."
"Well, I can’t deny, Crotchet, that it might be true. In any case, whether it’s fate or luck, one thing is definitely clear: we are onto the people we’re looking for."
"Not a doubt o' that, sir. Into the wood here they have been, but whether they have staid here or not, you see, sir, is quite another affair. But it's worth looking well to; at all events yer worship, and I shan't leave an old tree in this here place as we is coming to, that I shan't walk right round and have a jolly good look at, somehow or another."
"There's no doubt about it, sir. They've been into the woods around here, but whether they stayed or not is a different story. But it's definitely worth checking out; in any case, your honor, I won't leave a single old tree here that I haven't walked around and taken a good look at, one way or another."
"Nor I, Crotchet. They may know of some hiding-place in this wood, for all we know to the contrary, and if they do, it strikes me we shall ferret them out."
"Neither do I, Crotchet. They might know about a hiding spot in this woods, for all we know, and if they do, it seems to me we’ll track them down."
"In course we shall, sir; and here we is."
"In a moment, sir; and here we are."
They had reached the wood by this time, and before plunging into its recesses the magistrate looked carefully about him, and Crotchet did the same.
They had arrived at the woods by this point, and before diving into its depths, the magistrate scanned the area carefully, and Crotchet did the same.
"Do you think, your worship, there's a chance of such a fellow as Todd staying long here?"
"Do you think, your honor, there's a chance that someone like Todd will be staying here long?"
"Why do you think that?" said Sir Richard.
"Why do you think that?" said Sir Richard.
"Why, sir," said Crotchet, putting his head on one side, "this here is a sort of place that makes a man think; and always when I am in a quiet place like this, with the beautiful trees all about me, and the little birds a singing, and the frogs a croaking, it makes me think of things that I don't always think of, and of those as has passed away like spirits, and as we may meet in t'other world nor this, sir."
"Why, sir," said Crotchet, tilting his head to the side, "this is the kind of place that makes a person reflect; and whenever I’m in a peaceful spot like this, with beautiful trees around me, little birds singing, and frogs croaking, it makes me think of things I don’t always consider, and of those who have gone like spirits, and that we might meet them in the next world or this one, sir."
"Indeed, Crotchet, I do not wonder that the silence and solitude of nature should have that effect upon you."
"Honestly, Crotchet, I’m not surprised that the quietness and loneliness of nature would have that impact on you."
"Exactly, sir. In course, it ain't for me to say whether in this ere world there ought to be prigs, and sneaks, and cracksmen, and all that sort of thing or not; but I will say, sir, as I'm not a little surprised how anybody can do anything very wrong, sir, in the country."
"Exactly, sir. In the end, it’s not up to me to decide if this world should have con artists, thieves, and all that kind of thing or not; but I must say, sir, I’m quite surprised that anyone can do anything really wrong in the country."
"Indeed, Crotchet?"
"Really, Crotchet?"
"Yes, sir; it has an effect on me. When I gets among the old trees and sees the branches a waving about, and hear the wind a moaning among 'em, it makes me think as there ain't a great deal in this world as is worth the bothering about, you see, sir; and least of all is it worthwhile doing anything that ain't the right thing."
"Yes, sir; it affects me. When I’m among the old trees and see the branches waving around, and hear the wind moaning through them, it makes me think that there isn’t much in this world that’s worth worrying about, you see, sir; and least of all is it worth doing anything that isn’t the right thing."
"You are quite a philosopher, Crotchet, although you are not the first nor the only one upon whom the beauties of nature have produced an elevating effect. The reason I fear is that you are not familiar with such places as these. You are town-bred, Crotchet, and you pass your life among the streets of London; so such places as this affect you with all the charm of novelty, while those who are born in the country know nothing and care nothing for its sights and sounds."
"You’re quite the philosopher, Crotchet, even though you’re not the first or the only one who’s been inspired by the beauty of nature. The problem, I think, is that you’re not used to places like this. You grew up in the city, Crotchet, and you spend your life among the streets of London; so spots like this feel completely new to you, while people who were born in the countryside often don’t appreciate its sights and sounds."
"That's about it, sir, I shouldn't wonder," said Crotchet; "but I feels what I feels and thinks what I thinks."
"That's pretty much it, sir, I guess," said Crotchet; "but I know what I feel and think what I think."
They now had fairly penetrated into Caen Wood; and we may here appropriately remark, that Caen Wood was much more of a real wood then, than it is now, when it is rather an imitation of one than one in reality. The smoke and the vegetation-killing vapours of London have almost succeeded in begriming the green trees even at that distance off; and in a few short years Caen Wood, we fear, will be but a thing of tradition in the land.
They had now made their way into Caen Wood, and it’s worth noting that Caen Wood was much more of a real forest back then than it is now, where it feels more like a fake version than an actual wood. The smoke and harmful fumes from London have nearly dulled the green trees even from that distance, and in just a few short years, we’re afraid Caen Wood will only be a memory in the area.
So time works his changes!
So time makes its changes!
Sir Richard Blunt, with long practised sagacity, began his hunt through the wood. It could scarcely be said that he expected to find Todd there, but he would be satisfied if he found some conclusive evidence that he had been there, for that would show him that he was upon the track of the villain, and that he was not travelling wide from the course that Todd had taken. The idea that he might have at once, on foot, made his way to some part of the coast, haunted Sir Richard, notwithstanding all the seemingly conclusive evidence he had to the contrary; and knowing well, as he did, how very little reliance ought to be placed upon personal descriptions, he did buoy himself up with many hopes consequent upon the presumed identity of Todd with the person who had been seen by those who had described him.
Sir Richard Blunt, with years of experience, started his search through the woods. He didn’t really expect to find Todd there, but he would be happy if he found some solid proof that Todd had been around, as that would mean he was on the right trail and not straying far from the path Todd had taken. The thought that Todd might have quickly gotten to some part of the coast bothered Sir Richard, even with all the seemingly solid evidence against it; and knowing well how unreliable personal descriptions could be, he kept himself hopeful based on the assumed identity of Todd with the person described by those who had seen him.
Taking a small piece of chalk from his pocket, the magistrate marked a few of the trees in the different directions where they searched, so that they might not, amid the labyrinths of the wood, give themselves increased trouble; and in the course of half an hour they had gone over a considerable portion of the wood.
Taking a small piece of chalk from his pocket, the magistrate marked some of the trees in the various directions they searched, so they wouldn’t lose their way in the maze of the woods and make things harder on themselves; in about half an hour, they had covered a significant part of the forest.
They paused at an open spot, and Crotchet lifted from the ground a thick stick that appeared to have been recently cut from a tree.
They stopped at a clear area, and Crotchet picked up a thick stick that looked like it had just been cut from a tree.
"This is late work," he said.
"This is late work," he said.
"Yes; and here are the marks of numerous footsteps. What is the meaning of this strange appearance on the ground, as if something had been dragged along it?"
"Yes, and here are the signs of many footsteps. What could this strange sight on the ground mean, as if something has been dragged along it?"
Crotchet looked at the appearance that Sir Richard pointed out, and then with a nod, he said—
Crotchet glanced at the look that Sir Richard indicated, and then with a nod, he said—
"Let's follow this, Sir Richard. It strikes me that it leads to something."
"Let’s follow this, Sir Richard. It feels like it’s leading to something."
CHAPTER CXLVIII.
SHOWS HOW TODD HAD A VERY NARROW ESCAPE INDEED.
There was something in the tone of Crotchet that made the magistrate confident he suspected something very peculiar, and he followed him without a word.
There was something in Crotchet's tone that made the magistrate feel sure he suspected something unusual, and he followed him without saying a word.
The track or trail upon the ground was very peculiar, it was broad and defined, and had turned in the direction that it went every little weed or blade of grass that was within its boundaries. A number of decayed leaves from the forest trees had likewise been swept along it; and the more any one might look at it the more they must feel convinced that something heavy had been dragged along it.
The path on the ground was quite unusual; it was wide and clear, and it had pushed aside every little weed or blade of grass within its borders. A bunch of decayed leaves from the forest trees had also been swept along it. The more someone looked at it, the more they would be convinced that something heavy had been dragged over it.
What that something heavy was, Mr. Crotchet had his suspicions, and they were right.
What that heavy thing was, Mr. Crotchet suspected, and he was correct.
"This way, your worship," he said, "this way; it goes right into this hedge as nicely as possible, though the branches of these bushes are placed all smooth again."
"This way, your worship," he said, "this way; it fits right into this hedge perfectly, even though the branches of these bushes are all neat again."
As he spoke, Crotchet began to beat the obstructing branches of a wild nut tree and a blackberry-bush, that seemed, by their entwining arms, to have struck up a very close sort of acquaintance with each other; and then he suddenly cried out—
As he talked, Crotchet started to hit the blocking branches of a wild hazelnut tree and a blackberry bush that seemed to have formed a pretty close bond with each other; and then he suddenly shouted—
"Here it is, sir."
"Here it is, sir."
"What, Crotchet?"
"What’s up, Crotchet?"
"The dead 'un."
"The deceased one."
"Dead! You don't mean to say that one such is here, and that the dead body of Todd is in the thicket?"
"Dead! You can't be saying that someone like that is here, and that Todd's dead body is in the bushes?"
"Come on, sir, I don't think it is him. It don't seem long enough; but here's somebody, as safe as possible, sir, for all that. Push your way through sir: it's only prickles."
"Come on, sir, I don’t think it’s him. It doesn’t seem long enough; but here's someone, as safe as can be, sir, despite that. Just push your way through, sir: it’s only thorns."
The magistrate did push his way through, despite the vigorous opposition of the blackberry-bush; and then—lying upon its face—he saw the dead body of a man.
The magistrate managed to push through, even with the strong resistance of the blackberry bush; and then—lying face down—he saw the dead body of a man.
The readers of this narrative could have told Sir Richard Blunt what that body had been named while the breath of life was in it; but neither he nor Crotchet could at first make up their minds upon the subject.
The readers of this story could have told Sir Richard Blunt what that body had been called when it was still alive; but neither he nor Crotchet could initially agree on the matter.
"Do you know him?" said Sir Richard.
"Do you know him?" Sir Richard asked.
"I guess only."
"I suppose that's all."
"Yes, and you guess as I do. This is Lupin, Todd's prison companion, and the companion in his escape."
"Yes, and you figured it out just like I did. This is Lupin, Todd's cellmate, and the one who helped him escape."
Crotchet nodded.
Crotchet agreed.
"I went to Newgate," he said, "and had a good look at him, so that I should know him, sir, dead or alive; so I'll just turn him over, and have a good look at his face."
"I went to Newgate," he said, "and took a good look at him, so I’d recognize him, sir, whether he’s dead or alive; so I’ll just turn him over and check out his face."
With this, Crotchet carefully—by the aid of his foot—turned over the body, and the first glance he got at the dead face satisfied him.
With that, Crotchet carefully—using his foot—flipped over the body, and the first look he got at the dead face was enough for him.
"Yes, your worship," he said, "Lupin it is, and Todd has killed him. You may take your oath of that."
"Yes, your honor," he said, "it's Lupin, and Todd has killed him. You can take an oath on that."
"Not a doubt of it: such is the result of the association of such men. Todd has found him, or fancied he should find him, an encumbrance in the way of his own escape, and has sought this wood to take his life."
"There's no doubt about it: this is what happens when you have guys like them together. Todd sees him, or thinks he will, as a burden blocking his own escape, and has come to this woods to kill him."
"That's about it, sir."
"That's about it, sir."
"And now, Crotchet, we may make certain of one thing, and that is, that Todd is not in this wood, nor in this neighbourhood either. I should say, that after this deed, the first thing he would do would be to fly from this spot."
"And now, Crotchet, we can be sure of one thing: Todd is not in this woods or anywhere nearby. I would guess that after what he just did, the first thing he’d want to do is get out of here."
"Not a doubt of that, your worship; but the deuce of it is to find out which way he has gone."
"There's no doubt about it, your honor; but the tricky part is figuring out which way he went."
"We must be guided in that by the same mode of inquiry, Crotchet, that brought us here. We were successful in tracing him to this wood, and we may be equally successful in tracing him from it. We must go into the village of Hampstead, and give information about this dead body; and we will make there what inquiries we can."
"We should be guided by the same method of investigation, Crotchet, that led us here. We successfully tracked him to this woods, and we might be just as successful in tracking him from here. We need to go into the village of Hampstead and report about this dead body; and we’ll gather whatever information we can there."
They were neither of them very anxious to remain in Caen Wood, after discovering how it was tenanted; and in a very short time they were mounted again, and went along the lane until they emerged upon Hampstead Heath, and so took the road to the village, where Sir Richard gave information to the authorities concerning the finding of the body of Lupin.
They were both pretty eager to leave Caen Wood after realizing who was living there, and soon they were back on their horses, riding along the lane until they reached Hampstead Heath. From there, they headed to the village, where Sir Richard informed the authorities about finding Lupin's body.
There, too, he heard that a man answering the description of Todd had passed through the village, and refused to partake some questionable brandy, at a public-house, on its outskirts. This man was evidently proceeding to London. Crotchet heard this information with great attention; and when he and Sir Richard Blunt were alone, he said—
There, he also heard that a guy fitting Todd's description had come through the village and turned down some sketchy brandy at a pub on the edge of town. This guy was clearly heading to London. Crotchet listened closely to this information, and when he was alone with Sir Richard Blunt, he said—
"I tell you what it is, sir—the country will never suit Todd."
"I'll tell you what it is, sir—the country will never work for Todd."
"How do you mean, Crotchet?"
"What do you mean, Crotchet?"
"I mean, sir, that, in my opinion, he has gone back to London again. The country, sir, ain't the sort of place for such men as he is. You may depend upon it, he only came to the little wood to get rid of Lupin, and he has gone back to try and hide in London till the row is over."
"I mean, sir, that I think he went back to London again. The countryside, sir, isn’t the right place for someone like him. You can count on it; he only came to the little woods to get away from Lupin, and now he’s gone back to try and lay low in London until this all blows over."
"You really think so?"
"Do you really think so?"
"I do, sir; and if we want to find him, we must go, too."
"I do, sir; and if we want to find him, we need to go, too."
"Well, Crotchet, of one thing I am pretty well convinced, and that is, that he is not in this part of the country, for after the murder in the wood, which he will be in continual fear of being discovered, it is not likely he would stay about here; and so, as we have traced him a little on the road to London, we may as well, for all we know to the contrary, assume that he has gone there at once."
"Well, Crotchet, I’m pretty convinced of one thing: he’s not in this part of the country. After the murder in the woods, he’d be constantly worried about getting caught, so it’s unlikely he would stick around here. Since we’ve tracked him a bit on the way to London, we might as well assume he’s headed there right away, given that we don’t have any other information to suggest otherwise."
"Come on, then, sir," said Crotchet; "I feel's what you call's a sort of a—Oh, dear me, what is it? A presentment—"
"Come on, then, sir," said Crotchet; "I have this feeling—Oh, dear, what is it? A premonition—"
"A presentiment, Crotchet."
"A feeling, Crotchet."
"Ah, sir, that's it. I feel that sort of thing that old Todd will try and hide himself in some old crib in London, and not at all trust to the country, where everybody is looked at for all the world as though he were a strange cat. Lord bless you, sir, if I had done anything and wanted to hide, I should go into the very thick of the people of London, and I ain't quite sure but I'd take a lodging in Bow Street."
"Ah, sir, that's it. I have a feeling that old Todd will try to hide himself in some old place in London and won't trust the countryside at all, where everyone is viewed as if they were a strange cat. Honestly, sir, if I did something and wanted to hide, I would go right into the heart of London, and I’m not entirely sure I wouldn't rent a room on Bow Street."
Sir Richard Blunt was himself very much of Crotchet's opinion regarding Todd's proceedings, for his experience of the movements of malefactors had taught him that they generally, after their first attempt to try to get away, hover about the spot of their crimes; and it is a strange thing, that with regard to persons who have committed great crimes, there is a great similarity of action, as though the species of mind that could induce the commission of murder from example, were the same in other respects in all murderers.
Sir Richard Blunt shared Crotchet's view on Todd's actions, as his experience with criminals had shown him that they usually stick around the scene of their crimes after their initial attempt to escape. It's interesting that, when it comes to people who commit serious crimes, there's a notable similarity in their behavior, as if the type of mindset that drives someone to commit murder is consistent across all murderers.
To London, then, with what expedition they could make, Sir Richard Blunt and Crotchet went, and although they made what inquiry they could, they found no news of Todd. And now we must leave them for awhile, thrown completely out in all their researches for the escaped criminal, while we once more proceed to the house in Fleet Street, where we left Todd in rather an uncomfortable situation.
To London, as quickly as they could, Sir Richard Blunt and Crotchet went, and even though they asked around as much as possible, they didn’t find any news of Todd. Now, we have to leave them for a bit, completely stumped in their search for the escaped criminal, while we return to the house in Fleet Street, where we left Todd in a rather awkward situation.
It will be recollected that, locked in the grasp of the officer, Todd and that individual had gone down with the chair through the opening in the floor of his shop.
It will be remembered that, held tightly by the officer, Todd and that person had fallen through the opening in the floor of his shop, along with the chair.
This was the first time that Todd had undertaken that mode of getting into the cellars of his house; and when he found the chair going, he gave himself up for lost, and uttered a cry of horror. It seemed to him at that moment as if that were the species of retribution which was to come over him—death by the same dreadful means that had enabled him so often to inflict it upon others.
This was the first time Todd had used that method to get into the cellars of his house; and when he saw the chair moving, he felt completely helpless and let out a horrified scream. At that moment, it seemed to him like this was the kind of punishment he was facing—dying by the same terrifying means he had so often used to bring death to others.
No doubt Todd's anticipations of being dashed to destruction upon the stones below would have been correct had he gone down alone, or had there been no one already immediately beneath the trap-door in the shop flooring; but as it was, he fell, fortunately for him, uppermost, and they both, he and the officer, fell upon the other man who had gone down only a short time previous. That saved Todd; but he was terribly shaken, and so was the officer, and it was a few moments before either of them recovered sufficiently to move a limb.
No doubt Todd's fears of crashing down on the stones below would have been accurate if he had fallen alone, or if there hadn’t been someone already directly beneath the trapdoor in the shop floor. However, he ended up falling on top, and both he and the officer landed on the other man who had just gone down a little while earlier. That saved Todd, but he was badly shaken up, and so was the officer. It took them a few moments to recover enough to move a limb.
The lives of those two depended upon who should recover his strength and energies first. Todd was that man. Hate is so much stronger a passion than every other, and it was under the influence of that feeling that Todd was the first of the two to recover; and the moment he did so, the yell of rage that he uttered really might have been heard in Fleet Street. It was very indiscreet of Todd, but at that moment he thought of nothing but revenge. His own safety became a secondary consideration with him.
The lives of those two depended on who would regain his strength and energy first. Todd was that man. Hate is a much stronger emotion than any other, and it was under that feeling that Todd was the first to recover; the moment he did, the scream of rage he let out could have been heard in Fleet Street. It was really reckless of Todd, but in that moment, all he thought about was revenge. His own safety became a secondary concern for him.
He grasped the officer by the throat!
He grabbed the officer by the throat!
At the moment that, by the feel only, for that place was in the most profound darkness, Todd felt sure that he had the officer by the throat, he knew that his triumph was certain. It would have been as vain a thing to attempt to escape the chances of destiny, as to dream of avoiding the grasp of that iron hand that now closed upon the throat of the unfortunate officer.
At the moment that, by touch alone, since that place was completely dark, Todd felt certain he had the officer by the throat, he knew his victory was guaranteed. It would have been just as pointless to try to escape the twists of fate as to think he could avoid the grip of that iron hand that was now holding the unfortunate officer's throat.
It was just then, though, that the officer began to recover a little from the shock of his fall. It was only to recover to die. Better for him would it have been had he slept on in insensibility to the pangs that were awaiting him; but that was not to be.
It was just then that the officer started to snap out of the shock from his fall. Unfortunately, it was only to recover just to die. It would have been better for him if he had stayed unconscious to avoid the pain that was coming; but that wasn't meant to be.
"Ah, wretch!" shrieked Todd, "so you thought you had me? Down—down to death!—Ha!—ha!"
"Ah, you miserable wretch!" Todd shouted, "Did you really think you had me? Down—down to your doom!—Ha!—ha!"
The officer struggled much, and dashed about his feet and arms, but all was in vain.
The officer struggled a lot and flailed his arms and legs, but it was all useless.
"Ha!—ha!" laughed Todd, and that hideous laugh awakened as hideous an echo in the dismal place. "Ha!—ha! I have you now. Oh! but I should like to protract your death and see you die by inches! Only that my time is precious, and for my own sake, I will put you quickly beyond the pale of life."
"Ha!—ha!" Todd laughed, and that terrifying laugh stirred up an equally terrifying echo in the gloomy space. "Ha!—ha! I've got you now. Oh! But I wish I could stretch out your death and watch you die slowly! But since my time is valuable, for my own sake, I’ll send you quickly out of this life."
The man tried to cry out; but the compression upon his throat of those bony fingers prevented him. He had his hand at liberty, and he caught Todd by the head and face, and began to do him as much mischief as he could. There was for a few seconds a fierce struggle, and then Todd, keeping still his right hand clasped about the throat of his victim, with the left laid hold of as much of his hair on the front of his head us he could, and raising his head then about six inches from the stone floor on which it had rested, he dashed it down again with all his might.
The man tried to shout, but the pressure of those bony fingers around his throat stopped him. With one hand free, he grabbed Todd by the head and face, trying to cause as much harm as he could. For a few seconds, they struggled fiercely, and then Todd, still holding his right hand tightly around the man's throat, used his left hand to grab as much hair as he could from the front of his head. He then lifted the man's head about six inches off the stone floor where it had been resting and slammed it down again with all his strength.
The officer's arms fell nerveless to his sides, and he uttered a deep groan.
The officer's arms dropped limply at his sides, and he let out a deep groan.
Again Todd raised the head, and dashed it down, and that time he heard a crashing sound, and he felt satisfied that he had killed the man.
Again, Todd lifted the head and slammed it down; this time he heard a crashing noise, and he felt satisfied that he had killed the man.
There was now no further use in holding the throat of the dead man, and Todd let him go.
There was no point in holding onto the dead man's throat anymore, so Todd let him go.
"Ha!—ha!" he said. "That is done. That is done—Ha! Now am I once more lord and master in my own house—once again I reign here supreme, and can do what it may please me to do. Ha! this is glorious! Why, it is like old times coming back to me again. I feel as if I could open my shop in the morning, and again polish off the neighbourhood. It seems as if all that had happened since last I stropped a razor above, had been but a dream. The arrest—the trial—the escape—Newgate—the wood at Hampstead! All a dream—a dream!"
"Ha!—ha!" he said. "It's done. It's done—Ha! Now I'm once again the lord and master of my own house—I'm back in charge here and can do whatever I please. Ha! This is amazing! It feels like the good old times are returning. I feel like I could open my shop in the morning and start polishing off the neighborhood again. It seems like everything that happened since I last sharpened a razor was just a dream. The arrest—the trial—the escape—Newgate—the woods at Hampstead! All a dream—a dream!"
He was silent, and the excitement of the moment of triumph had passed away.
He was quiet, and the thrill of the triumphant moment had faded.
"No—no," he said. "No! It is too real—much too real! Oh, it is real, indeed. I am the fugitive! The haunted man without a home—without a friend; and I have this night nor any other night any place in which I may lay my head in safety. I am as one persecuted by all the world, without hope—without pity! What will now become of me?"
"No—no," he said. "No! It’s too real—way too real! Oh, it’s real, for sure. I’m the runaway! The haunted person without a home—without a friend; and tonight, or any other night, I have nowhere to lay my head safely. I feel like I’m being hunted by everyone, without hope—without compassion! What’s going to happen to me now?"
A low groan came upon Todd's ear.
A low groan reached Todd's ear.
He started, and looked around him. He tried hard to pierce with his half-shut eyes the intense darkness, but he could not; and muttering to himself—"Not yet dead—not yet dead?" he crept to an obscure corner of the cellar, and opened a door that led by a ladder to the floor of the back parlour, where there was a trap door, under which the large table usually stood, and which he could open from below.
He jumped and glanced around. He struggled to see through the pitch-black darkness, but couldn’t manage it; muttering to himself, “Not dead yet—not dead yet?” he crawled to a hidden corner of the cellar and opened a door that led up a ladder to the back parlor floor, where there was a trapdoor underneath which the large table usually stood, and which he could access from below.
In the parlour Todd got a light, and feeling then still disturbed about the groan that he had heard below, he armed himself with an iron bar that belonged to the outer door, and with this in his right hand, and the light in his left, he crept back again to the cellar.
In the living room, Todd lit a candle, but still feeling uneasy about the groan he heard below, he grabbed an iron bar from the outer door. With the bar in his right hand and the light in his left, he quietly made his way back to the cellar.
A glance at the two men who lay there was sufficient to satisfy him that they were no more; and after then taking from them a couple of pairs of pistols, and a small sum of money, he crept back again to the parlour. As he did so, he heard St. Dunstan's clock strike the hour of four.
A quick look at the two men lying there was enough to confirm they were dead, and after taking a couple of pairs of pistols and a small amount of cash from them, he quietly returned to the living room. As he did, he heard St. Dunstan's clock chime four o'clock.
"Four!" he said. "Four. It will not be light for nearly two hours yet, and I may rest myself awhile and think. Yes, it is necessary now that I should think; for I have time—a little time—to do so, and much, oh, so much to think of. There's some of my own brandy, too, in the parlour, that's a comfort."
"Four!" he said. "Four. It won’t be light for almost two hours, so I can rest a bit and think. Yes, I really need to think now; I have time—a little time—to do that, and a lot, oh so much, to think about. There's some of my own brandy in the living room, which is comforting."
The fire was still burning in the parlour grate. Todd raked the glowing embers together with the iron bar, and then he took a good draught at the brandy. It revived him most wonderfully, and he gave one of his old chuckles, as he muttered—
The fire was still burning in the living room grate. Todd raked the glowing embers together with the iron bar, and then he took a good sip of the brandy. It revived him wonderfully, and he let out one of his old chuckles as he muttered—
"Oh, that I could get a few whom I could name in such a position as I had yon man in in the cellar a short time since. That would be well, indeed. Ha! I am, after all, rather lucky, though."
"Oh, if only I could have a few people in the same situation as that guy I had in the cellar not long ago. That would be great. Ha! I am, after all, quite lucky, aren't I?"
A sharp knock come, at this moment, at the outer door of the shop, and Todd sprang in alarm to his feet.
A loud knock came at that moment at the shop's front door, and Todd jumped up in surprise.
CHAPTER CXLIX.
TODD IS IN GREAT PERIL IN THE EARLY MORNING IN LONDON.
The silence that ensued after that knock at his door, for he had become to consider it as his again, was like the silence of the grave. The only sound that Todd heard then, was the painful beating of his own heart.
The silence that followed that knock at his door, which he had started to think of as his again, was as quiet as a graveyard. The only sound Todd heard then was the painful pounding of his own heart.
The guilty man was full of the most awful apprehensions.
The guilty man was filled with terrible worries.
"What is it?" he said. "Who is it?—who can it be? Surely, no one for me. There is no one who saw me. No—no! It cannot be. It is some accidental sound only. I—begin—to doubt if it were a knock at all.—Oh, no, it was no knock."
"What is it?" he said. "Who is it?—who could it be? Surely it's not for me. There's no one who saw me. No—no! It can't be. It's just some random noise. I—I'm starting to wonder if it was even a knock at all.—Oh, no, it wasn't a knock."
Bang! came the knock again.
Bang! The knock came again.
Todd actually started and uttered a cry of terror, and then he crouched down and crept towards the door. He might, to be sure, have made his escape from the premises, with some little trouble, by the way he had got into them; but he was most anxious to find out who it was that demanded admittance to the old shop in Fleet Street, with all its bad associations and character of terror; so he crept towards the door, and just as he reached it, the knock came again.
Todd actually jumped and let out a scream of fear, then he crouched down and inched toward the door. He could have escaped the place, with a bit of effort, the same way he had entered; but he was really eager to find out who was asking to enter the old shop on Fleet Street, with all its negative memories and frightening vibe. So he made his way to the door, and just as he got there, the knock came again.
If the whole of his future hopes—we allude to the future that might be for him in this world only, for Todd had no hopes nor thoughts of another—had depended upon his preserving silence and stillness, he could not have done so, and he gave another start.
If all of his future hopes—referring to the future he might have in this world only, since Todd had no hopes or thoughts for another—had relied on his keeping quiet and still, he wouldn't have been able to do it, and he jumped again.
"Hush—hush!" he then said. "Hush! I must be very cautious now—very cautious, indeed. Hush—hush!"
"Hush—hush!" he then said. "Hush! I have to be really careful now—very careful, indeed. Hush—hush!"
He then, in a tone of voice that he strove to make as different as possible from his ordinary tone, and which he was very successful indeed in doing, he said—
He then spoke in a tone that he tried hard to make sound completely different from his usual voice, and he was very successful at it, saying—
"Who is there?"
"Who's there?"
"It's me," said a voice, in defiance of all probability or grammar. "It's only me."
"It's me," a voice said, going against all odds or proper grammar. "It's just me."
"Oh! what a mercy," said Todd.
"Oh! what a relief," said Todd.
"Open the door. Is it you, Joe? Why didn't you come home, eh? You might have got away easy enough. I have brought you something good to eat, old fellow, and some news."
"Open the door. Is that you, Joe? Why didn’t you come home? You could have avoided all this. I’ve brought you something tasty, my friend, and some news."
"Ah, what news, my boy?"
"Hey, what's the news, kid?"
"Why, they say that old Todd is in London."
"Why, they say old Todd is in London."
Todd fell to the floor in a sitting posture, and uttered a deep groan. It was some few moments before he could summon strength and courage to speak to the man again. But he began to feel the necessity of doing something, for the man began to hammer away at the door, and the very worst thing that could happen to Todd, just then, would have been that man going away from the door of the shop with an impression that all was not right within it, and spreading an alarm to that effect.
Todd dropped to the floor, sitting down, and let out a deep groan. It took him a few moments to gather the strength and courage to talk to the man again. However, he realized that he needed to do something because the man was pounding on the door, and the worst thing that could happen to Todd at that moment would be for the man to leave the shop thinking something was wrong inside and spreading that rumor.
"I will open the door just wide enough," muttered Todd, "and then I will drag him in and cut his throat, and throw him down into the cellar along with the two others. That will only make three this morning—yes, this morning, I may say, for it is morning now."
"I'll open the door just wide enough," Todd whispered, "and then I'll pull him in, slit his throat, and toss him down into the cellar with the other two. That will make three this morning—yes, this morning, because it is morning now."
Acting upon this resolve, which certainly was diabolically to the purpose, Todd spoke to the man again, saying in the same assumed tone in which he had before addressed him—
Acting on this decision, which was definitely maliciously intended, Todd spoke to the man again, using the same fake tone he had used before—
"All's right—all's right. I'll open the door."
"Everything's fine—everything's fine. I'll open the door."
"That's the thing; but you seem to have a bad cold."
"That's the issue, but you look like you have a bad cold."
"So I have—so I have. A very bad cold; and it has affected my voice so that I can hardly speak at all."
"So I've got a really bad cold, and it's messed up my voice so much that I can barely talk."
"So I hear."
"Got it."
Todd slowly undid the fastenings of the door, and an infernal feeling of joy came over him at the idea of murdering this unhappy man likewise. It quite reconciled him to the danger in which he was, for he could not but know that the daylight was rapidly approaching, and that each moment increased his peril.
Todd slowly unlatched the door, and an overwhelming sense of joy washed over him at the thought of killing this miserable man as well. It made him feel okay with the danger he was in, because he couldn't ignore that daylight was coming fast, and every moment heightened his risk.
"Yes," he muttered, "he will make three this morning, three idiots who fancy they are a match for me; but I will soon convince them of the contrary, I will soon put him out of his pains and anxieties in this world. Ha! he shall be an independent man, for he shall have no wants, and that is true independence."
"Yeah," he muttered, "he's going to have three this morning, three fools who think they can take me on; but I’ll quickly show them otherwise. I’ll soon relieve him of his struggles and worries in this world. Ha! He’ll be independent because he won’t have any needs, and that’s real independence."
Todd drew the last bolt back that held the door.
Todd pulled back the last bolt that secured the door.
"Come, Joe, are you coming?" said the man.
"Come on, Joe, are you coming?" said the man.
"Soon enough, my dear friend, soon enough," said Todd. "You will find me quite soon enough. Come in."
"Soon, my dear friend, soon," Todd said. "You'll find me before long. Come in."
Todd felt quite certain that if the man caught but the slightest glance at him, it would be sufficient to convince him that it was not Joe, and, therefore, he only now opened the door wide enough to let him slip into the shop, and kept himself back partially behind it, so as to be, with the exception of one arm, quite out of sight.
Todd was pretty sure that if the man caught even the slightest glimpse of him, it would be enough to make him realize he wasn't Joe. So, he only opened the door wide enough for him to slip into the shop, keeping himself mostly hidden behind it, so that, except for one arm, he was completely out of view.
The man hesitated.
The guy hesitated.
"Come in," said Todd. "Come in."
"Come in," Todd said. "Come in."
"Why, what's the matter with you," said the man, "that makes you so mighty mysterious, eh? What is it, old fellow?"
"What's wrong with you," the man asked, "that makes you so mysterious, huh? What is it, buddy?"
"Oh, nothing. Come in."
"Oh, nothing. Come on in."
The man stepped one foot across the threshold, and put his head in at the shop-door.
The man stepped one foot over the threshold and peeked his head into the shop door.
"Come, now," he said. "None of your jokes, Joe. Where are you?"
"Come on," he said. "No jokes this time, Joe. Where are you?"
Todd felt that that was a critical moment, and that if he failed to take advantage of it, the least thing would give the man the alarm, and he might draw back from the door altogether, and so stop him from executing that summary proceeding against him which he, Todd, thought essential to his interests.
Todd sensed that this was a crucial moment, and if he didn't seize it, even the slightest thing could alert the man, causing him to pull away from the door entirely and preventing Todd from carrying out the decisive action he believed was vital for his interests.
"No, old fellow. There's no trick. Come in."
"No, buddy. There's no trick. Come in."
"Oh, but I—"
"Oh, but I—"
The man was drawing back his head, and Todd saw that the moment for action had come. Darting forward, he stretched out his right hand and caught the man by the throat, saying as he did so, in the voice of a demon—
The man was pulling back his head, and Todd realized that the time for action had arrived. Leaping forward, he reached out his right hand and grabbed the man by the throat, saying as he did so, in a demonic voice—
"In, wretch—in, I say!"
"In, wretch—in, I mean!"
The man's cravat came away in the hand of Todd, who rolled upon his back on the floor of the shop. The man finding himself free from the terrific grip that had been laid upon him, fled along Fleet Street, crying—
The man's necktie came off in Todd's hand, who then rolled onto his back on the shop floor. The man, realizing he was free from the terrifying hold, ran down Fleet Street, shouting—
"Help—help! thieves!—murder! Todd!—help! fire! murder—murder!"
"Help—help! Thieves! Murder! Todd! Help! Fire! Murder—murder!"
Todd lay upon his back with the cravat in his hand, and so utterly confounded was he by this accident, that for a few moments he felt disposed to lie there and give up all further contest with that fate that never seemed weary of now persecuting him after the long course of successful iniquity he had been permitted to carry on.
Todd lay on his back with the cravat in his hand, and he was so completely baffled by this incident that for a few moments he felt like just lying there and giving up any fight against the fate that never seemed to tire of tormenting him after the long stretch of successful wickedness he had been allowed to pursue.
He heard the loud cries of the man, and he knew that even at such an early hour how those cries would soon rouse sufficient assistance to be his destruction. He yet did not like to die without a struggle. Newgate, with its lonely cells, came up before his mind's eye, and then he pictured to himself the gibbet; and with a positive yell, partly of rage and partly of fear, he rose to his feet.
He heard the loud cries of the man, and he knew that even at this early hour those cries would soon bring enough help to lead to his downfall. Still, he didn't want to die without a fight. The thought of Newgate, with its lonely cells, flashed through his mind, and then he imagined the gallows; with a determined yell, mixing anger and fear, he got to his feet.
"What shall I do?" he said. "Dare I rush out now into Fleet Street, and by taking the other direction to that in which this man has gone, try to find safety?"
"What should I do?" he said. "Should I just rush out into Fleet Street now and try to find safety by going the other way from where this man has gone?"
A moment's thought convinced him of the great danger of that plan, and he gave it up. There remained then nothing but the mode of retreat through the church; and no longer hesitating, he took the light in his hand and dashed open the little door that communicated with the narrow stairs that would take him underneath the shop.
A brief moment of reflection made him aware of the serious risks of that plan, and he abandoned it. With no other option left, he decided to leave through the church. Without any more hesitation, he picked up the light and pushed open the small door that led to the narrow stairs going down to the space beneath the shop.
Before descending them he paused to listen, and he heard the cries and shouts of men afar off. He found that his foes were mustering in strong force to attack him; and clenching his double fist, he swore the most horrible oaths. This was a process that seemed to have some effect upon the spirits of Todd. The swearing acted as a kind of safety valve to his passion.
Before going down, he stopped to listen, and he heard the distant cries and shouts of men. He realized that his enemies were gathering in large numbers to attack him, and clenching his fists, he swore the most terrible oaths. This seemed to lighten Todd's mood a bit. The cursing acted like a safety valve for his anger.
He descended the staircase, and when he reached the foot of it he paused again. The noise in the street was not so acute. It had sobered down to a confused murmur, and he felt that his danger was upon the increase. Shading the light with one hand, for there was a current of air blowing in the cellars and secret passages, he looked like some fiend or vampire seeking for some victim among the dead.
He went down the stairs, and when he got to the bottom, he stopped again. The noise from the street wasn’t as sharp anymore. It had calmed down to a mixed murmur, and he felt that his danger was growing. Shielding the light with one hand, because there was a draft blowing through the cellars and hidden passageways, he looked like some kind of monster or vampire searching for a victim among the dead.
"They come," he said. "They come. They think they have me at last. They come to drag me to death. Oh that I had but the power of heaping destruction upon them all, of submitting them all to some wretched and lingering death, I would do it! Curses on them—how I should revel in their misery and pain."
"They're coming," he said. "They're coming. They think they've finally got me. They want to drag me to my end. Oh, if only I had the power to unleash destruction on all of them, to make them suffer a slow and miserable death, I would do it! Curse them—how I would delight in their suffering and pain."
He went on a few paces past the dead bodies of the two men, and then he paused again, for he could distinctly hear the trampling of feet upon the pavement near to the house; and then, before he could utter a word, there come such a thundering appeal to the knocker of the outer door, that he dropped his candle, and it was immediately extinguished in the start that he gave.
He walked a few steps past the lifeless bodies of the two men, then stopped again, because he could clearly hear footsteps on the pavement near the house. Before he could say anything, there was a loud banging on the outer door knocker that made him drop his candle, which immediately went out from the shock he felt.
It was quite evident that his foes were now in earnest, and they were determined he should not escape them by any fault of theirs, for the knocking was continued with a vehemence enough to beat in the door; but so long as it did continue, it was a kind of signal that his enemies were upon the outside.
It was clear that his enemies were serious now, and they were set on making sure he didn't get away due to any mistake on their part, as the knocking kept going with enough force to break down the door; but as long as it continued, it served as a warning that his foes were outside.
"I may escape them yet," he said, tremblingly. "Oh, yes, who shall take upon them to say that I may not escape them yet? I can find my way in the dark well—quite well. I am sufficiently familiar with this place to do so."
"I might still get away from them," he said, shaking. "Oh, yes, who can say that I can't get away from them? I can navigate in the dark just fine—really well. I'm familiar enough with this place to manage it."
That was true enough; but yet, although Todd was, as he said, sufficiently familiar with the place to find his way through it in the dark, he could not make such good progress as when he had a lamp or a candle to guide him.
That was true; however, even though Todd claimed to know the place well enough to navigate it in the dark, he couldn't move as quickly as he could with a lamp or a candle to light his way.
He heard a loud crash above.
He heard a loud crash from above.
"They have broken open the door," he said, "but yet I am safe, for I have a wonderful start of them. I am safe yet, and I am well armed, too. I hold the lives of several in my hands. They will not be so fond, from their love of me, to throw away their lives. Ha! I shall beat them yet—I shall beat them yet."
"They've smashed the door open," he said, "but I’m still safe because I got a great head start on them. I’m still safe, and I’m well armed, too. I have the lives of several people in my hands. They won’t be so willing, out of their love for me, to throw their lives away. Ha! I’ll defeat them yet—I’ll defeat them yet."
With his hands outstretched before him, so that he should not run against any obstacle, he took his way through the gloomy passages that led to the vaults beneath St. Dunstan's church. The distance was not great, but his danger was; and yet such was his insatiable desire to know what was going on in his house, that he paused more than once again to listen.
With his hands stretched out in front of him to avoid hitting anything, he made his way through the dark hallways that led to the vaults under St. Dunstan's church. The distance wasn't far, but the danger was real; still, his relentless curiosity about what was happening in his house made him stop several times to listen.
From what he heard, he felt convinced that many persons had made their way into the shop and parlour, and he anticipated a thorough search of the house.
From what he heard, he was sure that a lot of people had entered the shop and living room, and he expected a detailed search of the house.
"Let them," he said, "let them. There is nothing there now that it can interest me to keep secret—absolutely nothing. Let them search well in every room. It will give me the more time."
"Let them," he said, "let them. There’s nothing here that I care to keep secret—absolutely nothing. Let them search every room thoroughly. It’ll just give me more time."
He struggled on in the dark a little further, and then he suddenly paused. A thought had struck him.
He pushed through the darkness a bit more, then suddenly stopped. An idea had come to him.
"Oh, what a glorious thing," he said, "if I could only now fire the old house, and so scorch some of those idiots, who are no doubt running from room to room full of mad delight at the opportunity to do so, and at the prospect that they may light upon me, and so share the money among them that is offered for my blood. It is a tempting thought."
"Oh, what a glorious thing," he said, "if I could just set the old house on fire and roast some of those idiots, who are definitely running from room to room, thrilled by the chance to do so, and hoping they might find me, so they can split the reward that's been offered for my blood. It's a tempting thought."
Todd felt in his pocket for the matches that had been supplied to him by his departed friend, Mr. Lupin, and he found that he had some of them left, although all the little bits of wax ends of candles were gone.
Todd reached into his pocket for the matches that his late friend, Mr. Lupin, had given him, and he discovered he still had a few left, even though all the tiny leftover bits of candles were gone.
"A match will do as well as a torch to set fire to a house. I will chance it, for afterwards I shall most bitterly repent not having done so. Oh, yes, I will go back and chance it. I know how to do it; and if that Sir Richard Blunt, whom I yet hope to see in death, has not removed the materials I placed for the firing of the house, I can do it easily. Oh, that will be most capital! I think it will make me laugh again! Ha!—ha! yes, it will make me laugh again!"
"A match works just as well as a torch to set a house on fire. I'm going to take the risk because afterward I’d regret not doing it. Oh, yes, I’ll go back and take that chance. I know how to do it; and if that Sir Richard Blunt, whom I still hope to see die, hasn’t taken away the stuff I set up to ignite the house, I can do it easily. Oh, that’ll be great! I think it’ll make me laugh again! Ha!—ha! yes, it will definitely make me laugh again!"
He stood for the space of time of about two minutes in deep thought, with his hands compressed upon his brow; and then he muttered—
He stood in deep thought for about two minutes, pressing his hands against his forehead; then he muttered—
"Yes, there is no difficulty. If I can but reach the flooring of that cupboard beneath the parlour, it will do."
"Yes, there’s no problem. If I can just get to the bottom of that cupboard under the living room, that will work."
He rapidly made up his mind to attempt this most perilous act of setting fire to his old house, after all; notwithstanding it was now to his knowledge filled with his enemies, and that his returning was a matter of the greatest danger to himself.
He quickly decided to go through with the risky plan of burning down his old house, even though he knew it was now occupied by his enemies and that returning was extremely dangerous for him.
He crept back by the way he had gone, and soon reached the cellar again under his shop. That cellar run partially under the parlour likewise; and it was upon that circumstance, well known to him, that Todd based his hopes of being able, with safety to himself, to fire the old house.
He quietly made his way back the same path he had taken and soon reached the cellar beneath his shop again. That cellar extended partially under the living room as well; and it was because of this fact, well known to him, that Todd based his hopes of being able to safely set the old house on fire.
He shook a little as he reached the cellar underneath the shop. It was a natural thing that he should do so; for he knew that he was doing the very reverse of what impulse would have prompted him to do, namely, fly from his enemies. The mode of getting into that cellar might, for all he knew to the contrary, be found out at the most inopportune moment for him that could be conceived, and he might find himself surrounded almost at any moment by his foes.
He trembled slightly as he stepped into the cellar beneath the shop. It was a natural reaction, as he realized he was doing the exact opposite of what his instincts told him to do: run away from his enemies. The way into that cellar could very well be discovered at the worst possible time for him, and he could find himself surrounded by his foes at any moment.
No wonder Todd shook a little.
No surprise Todd was shaking a bit.
He quite forgot that the bodies of the two men were there—his two latest victims; and as he went crawling along with excessive care, the first thing he did, was to fall over them both, and measure his great length upon the floor of the cellar. It was quite astonishing how Todd controlled his temper, when he had any object in view which an ebullition of rage would have had the effect of jeopardising in any way. At another time, his oaths upon the occasion of such a fall would have been rather of the terrific order; but now he uttered not a word, but gathered himself up again with all the calmness and serenity of an ancient martyr, who feels that he is suffering for some great and good cause, dear to the interests of humanity.
He completely forgot that the bodies of the two men were there—his two latest victims; and as he crawled along with extreme care, the first thing he did was trip over them both and fall flat on the cellar floor. It was impressive how Todd managed to keep his cool when he had a goal in mind that losing his temper could jeopardize. Normally, if he had fallen like this, he would have let out some terrifying curses; but now he didn't say a word, instead picking himself up again with all the calmness and composure of an ancient martyr who believes he is suffering for a noble cause, one that benefits humanity.
Sweeney Todd, however, was very anxious to discover if in his fall he had made noise enough to alarm those who were above; but he was soon satisfied that such was not the case, and that the lower part of the house was quite deserted, while they had made their way to the upper, intent upon searching in all the rooms for him (Todd). Ah! they little knew the piece of obdurate cunning that they had pitted against them there!
Sweeney Todd, however, was very anxious to find out if his fall had made enough noise to alert those upstairs; but he quickly realized that wasn’t the case, and that the lower part of the house was completely deserted, while they had gone upstairs, focused on searching all the rooms for him (Todd). Ah! They had no idea of the stubborn cunning that they were up against there!
"I shall do it!—I shall do it!" muttered Todd, "I shall easily do it. There is no one to prevent me. Ha!—ha! I do believe that I shall smother some of them, before they can possibly find the means of getting down stairs. That would be quite a mercy of providence—oh, quite!"
"I'll do it!—I'll definitely do it!" Todd muttered, "It'll be easy. No one can stop me. Ha!—ha! I really think I can suffocate some of them before they even find a way to get downstairs. That would be quite a blessing from fate—oh, definitely!"
CHAPTER CL.
TODD SETS FIRE TO HIS HOUSE, AND THEN HIDES IN THE CHURCH.
Immediately beneath the parlour, where a portion of the cellar went, there was a quantity of old lumber. Perhaps if that lumber had been looked very carefully over, among it there might have been found some fragments of old, and some of new coffins from St. Dunstan's; for with the rich, who had vaults of their own, it was the arrogant fashion to adorn the last sad and narrow home of humanity with silver plates and nails; and Todd had despoiled the grave of some of those costly trappings.
Right below the parlor, where part of the cellar was, there was a pile of old wood. If someone had really searched through that wood, they might have found scraps of both old and new coffins from St. Dunstan's; because with the wealthy, who had their own vaults, it was the pompous trend to decorate the final resting place with silver plates and nails; and Todd had stripped the grave of some of those expensive embellishments.
Upon the heap of rubbish he scrambled, and that just enabled him comfortably to reach the floor of that parlour. That portion of the floor went under a cupboard in one corner, and in the floor of it three or four coarse round holes had been drilled with a centre-bit. Todd had had his own motives for drilling those holes in the cupboard floor.
He scrambled over the pile of trash, which let him easily reach the floor of the parlor. That section of the floor was beneath a cupboard in one corner, and in its floor, three or four rough round holes had been drilled with a center bit. Todd had his own reasons for drilling those holes in the cupboard floor.
He now put his finger through one of the holes, and when he did so, he gave a chuckle of delight, for he was convinced that the contents of that cupboard had not been in any way interfered with; and that, as a consequence, he should find no difficulty in firing the house completely.
He now stuck his finger through one of the holes, and when he did, he chuckled with delight, convinced that the contents of that cupboard hadn’t been messed with at all; and as a result, he figured he wouldn’t have any trouble setting the house on fire completely.
"So," he said, "this is the cleverness of your much-vaunted Sir Richard Blunt. He has left a cupboard as crammed with combustible materials as it well can be, to the mercy of the first accident that may set fire to them; and now the accident has come. Ha!"
"So," he said, "this is the brilliance of your praised Sir Richard Blunt. He has left a cupboard packed full of flammable materials, completely at the mercy of the first accident that might ignite them; and now that accident has happened. Ha!"
Again Todd listened attentively, and was still further satisfied that all was profoundly still in the parlour, although he heard the racket and the banging of doors in the upper part of the house.
Again Todd listened carefully and felt reassured that everything was completely quiet in the living room, even though he could hear the noise and slamming doors coming from upstairs.
"This is good," said Todd. "This is capital. All is well now. The fire will have made most excellent progress before they will discover it, and I will warrant that if once it takes a firm hold of the wood-work of this old house, it is not a trifle that will stop its roaring progress."
"This is great," said Todd. "This is fantastic. Everything is fine now. The fire will have made really good progress before they discover it, and I can guarantee that once it really gets to the wooden structure of this old house, it’s not going to be something minor that will stop its fierce spread."
With this, Todd ignited one of his matches and thrust it alight through one of the holes in the floor of the cupboard.
With that, Todd lit one of his matches and pushed it through one of the holes in the floor of the cupboard.
A slight cracking noise ensued immediately.
A faint cracking sound followed right away.
"That will do," said Todd, and he withdrew the match and cast it upon the ground. The crackling noise continued. He turned and fled from the place with precipitation.
"That’s enough," said Todd, and he pulled the match back and threw it on the ground. The crackling noise kept going. He turned and quickly ran away from the spot.
In the lower portion of that cupboard there was a quantity of hay, upon which oil and turpentine had been poured liberally. High up upon a shelf was a wooden bowl, with eight pounds of gunpowder in it, and Todd did not know a moment when the flames might reach it, when a terrific explosion would be sure to ensue.
In the bottom part of that cupboard, there was a bunch of hay that had been soaked with oil and turpentine. Up high on a shelf sat a wooden bowl filled with eight pounds of gunpowder, and Todd couldn’t tell how soon the flames might reach it, which would definitely cause a huge explosion.
"It is done now," he said. "It is done, and they do not know it. More revenge—more revenge! I shall have more revenge now, and there will be more death."
"It’s done now," he said. "It’s done, and they don’t know it. More revenge—more revenge! I’ll get more revenge now, and there will be more death."
He knew that there was only one thing that could by any possibility prevent the gunpowder in the wooden bowl from becoming speedily ignited, and that that would be in consequence of the hay being packed too close to do more than smoulder for a little time before bursting into a flame; but that it must and would do so eventually, there could be no possible doubt, and it was in that hearty conviction that Sweeney Todd now most fully gloried.
He knew there was only one thing that could possibly keep the gunpowder in the wooden bowl from igniting quickly, and that was if the hay was packed too tightly to do more than smolder for a little while before bursting into flames. But there was no doubt it would eventually catch fire, and it was in that firm belief that Sweeney Todd took great pride.
And now, as he had done before, he kept his arms outstretched before him to prevent him from injuring himself against any of the walls or the abrupt turnings in the passages between his own house and old St. Dunstan's. He stooped, likewise, in order that he might not strike his head against the roof at in places where it was very low, and rough, and rugged.
And now, just like before, he held his arms out in front of him to avoid hurting himself on any of the walls or sharp turns in the hallways between his house and old St. Dunstan's. He also bent down so he wouldn't hit his head on the low, rough, and jagged ceiling in some places.
Once only Todd got a little bewildered, and did not well know his way, and then he ignited one of the matches, and by its small light he saw in a moment which way he was to go.
Once Todd got a bit confused and wasn’t quite sure where to go, so he lit one of the matches, and in its faint light, he quickly saw which direction to take.
"All is well," he said, and he rushed on; but yet he began to be a little surprised that he heard no noise from the house—no sound of the explosion; and inclining his ear to the ground, he stopped in one of the old vaults to listen.
"Everything's fine," he said, and he hurried on; but he started to feel a bit surprised that he heard no noise from the house—no sound of the explosion; and leaning down to the ground, he paused in one of the old vaults to listen.
A low moaning sound came upon his ears like the muttering of distant thunder, and then a report as though some heavy piece of timber had fallen from a great height to the earth. He fancied that the vault in which he was shook a little, and in terror he rushed forward. The gunpowder had exploded in the cupboard, and Todd's imagination was left to revel in the thought of the mischief which it had done to the house and to all within it.
A low moaning sound reached his ears like the distant rumble of thunder, followed by a loud crash as if a heavy beam had fallen from a great height to the ground. He thought he felt the walls shake slightly, and out of fear, he hurried forward. The gunpowder had exploded in the cupboard, leaving Todd's imagination to run wild with thoughts of the damage it could have caused to the house and everyone inside it.
In five minutes more he reached the foot of the little flight of stone-steps that led to the church. All was profoundly dark still, as he thought; but he had not got up above six of those steps when he became conscious that the light of early dawn had already found its way through the windows of the church, and was making everything within it dimly visible. Todd recoiled at this. He and daylight were decidedly not upon good terms with each other by any means.
In just five more minutes, he arrived at the bottom of the small stone steps that led to the church. It was still completely dark, or so he thought; but after climbing only about six steps, he noticed that the early morning light had already started to shine through the church windows, making everything inside faintly visible. Todd grimaced at this. He and daylight definitely did not get along well at all.
"It is morning—it is morning!" he exclaimed. "What will become of me now? It is light."
"It’s morning—it’s morning!" he shouted. "What’s going to happen to me now? It’s bright."
He staggered right back into the vaults again, and there gave himself to painful thought for awhile; as he did so, he heard loud shouts in the streets—shouts that awakened echoes in the old church; and if anything could have given to Todd, at such a time as that, very great satisfaction, it was to hear that those shouts were all commingled with the one prevailing cry of—"Fire—fire—fire!" That was a joy, indeed, to him.
He stumbled back into the vaults and lost himself in painful thoughts for a while; as he did, he heard loud shouts in the streets—shouts that echoed in the old church; and if anything could have given Todd immense satisfaction at that moment, it was hearing those shouts mixed with the one overpowering cry of—"Fire—fire—fire!" That was indeed a joy for him.
"It burns—it burns!" he said; "but I am here a prisoner; I dare not go out into the daylight; but the old house, with all that it contains, is wrapped in flames, and that is much—much! It is now everything. Oh, that I could hear the cries of those who find themselves wrapped up in the unappeasable element, and have no means of escape! They would, indeed, be music to my ears."
"It burns—it burns!" he said; "but I'm stuck here as a prisoner; I can't go out into the light of day; but the old house, with all its contents, is engulfed in flames, and that's a lot—so much! It's now everything. Oh, how I wish I could hear the screams of those trapped in the relentless fire, with no way to get out! That would truly be music to my ears."
This state of mental exultation passed away very quickly, as it was sure to do, and gave place to the most lively fears for his own personal safety; for, after all, that was the great thing with Todd—at least it was while any portion of his deep revenges remained yet to be accomplished.
This rush of happiness faded fast, as it inevitably would, and was replaced by intense worries about his own safety; after all, that was Todd's main concern—at least while there were still parts of his deep-seated vendettas left to carry out.
"What shall I do?" That was the question that he kept repeating to himself. "What shall I do?" He advanced now right up the steps into the body of the church. There, at least, he knew that he was safe for the present; and as he stood and listened, he thought that in the bustle and in the confusion that men's minds were in regarding the fire, he might emerge from the church and no one notice him, and fairly get away without observation. If he only got a few streets off it would be sufficient, and he should be able to tell himself that he had indeed and in truth escaped.
"What should I do?" That was the question he kept asking himself. "What should I do?" He walked right up the steps into the church. There, at least, he felt safe for now; and as he stood and listened, he thought that in the chaos and confusion caused by the fire, he could leave the church without anyone noticing him and manage to slip away unnoticed. If he just got a few streets away, that would be enough, and he could tell himself that he had truly escaped.
With these thoughts and feelings, he approached the church door.
With these thoughts and feelings, he walked up to the church door.
The nearer he got to the old doors of St. Dunstan, the more appallingly and distinctly there came upon his ears the cries and the shouts of the people who were hurrying to the fire, and he muttered to himself—
The closer he got to the old doors of St. Dunstan, the more horrifyingly and clearly he heard the cries and shouts of the people rushing toward the fire, and he muttered to himself—
"Ah, it must be blazing briskly now—very briskly. It must be quite a sight to the whole of London to see the old den burning so bravely."
"Ah, it must be blazing quickly now—very quickly. It must be quite a sight for all of London to see the old place burning so fiercely."
An engine came rattling on, and with a roar and a crash went past the church door.
An engine came rumbling along, and with a loud roar and a crash, it zoomed past the church door.
"Capital!" said Todd. "Upon my word this is capital!"
"Awesome!" said Todd. "I swear, this is amazing!"
Another engine, with the horses at a mad gallop, went by, and Todd quite rubbed his hands at the idea of the scene of confusion that he had by his own unaided efforts succeed in making in old Fleet Street.
Another engine, with the horses running like crazy, went by, and Todd eagerly rubbed his hands at the thought of the chaos he had created all by himself in old Fleet Street.
"They did not think," he said, "when they closed the gates of the old prison upon me, and told me I should die, that there was one half the mischief in me yet that they now find there is. Ay, and there is much more yet, that they dream not of, but which they shall know some day."
"They didn’t realize," he said, "when they shut the gates of the old prison on me and sentenced me to die, that there was still half the trouble in me that they’ve now found. Yes, and there’s a lot more that they have no idea about, but they will find out one day."
He laid his hand upon the lock of the church door. A long ray of the faint early gray light of dawn streamed through the massive keyhole, and at the moment Todd laid his hand upon the lock that ray of light vanished. It was obstructed by some one on the outside. He recoiled several steps, and then from the outside he heard a voice say—
He placed his hand on the church door lock. A long beam of faint early gray dawn light streamed through the large keyhole, and just as Todd touched the lock, that beam of light disappeared. It was blocked by someone on the outside. He stepped back several paces, and then he heard a voice say from outside—
"Lor bless us, yes, it's that old villain Todd's house, gentlemen, in course. It's come to a bad end, like its master will come to, if he hasn't. When I saw the flames and heard 'em a-roaring, I said to my missus 'Conwulsions!' says I, 'if that ain't Todd's house in a blaze.'"
"Goodness, yes, that's that old villain Todd's house, gentlemen, of course. It's met a terrible fate, just like its owner will, if he hasn’t already. When I saw the flames and heard them roaring, I said to my wife, 'It's a disaster!' I said, 'If that isn’t Todd's house on fire.'"
"You are right, Mr. Beadle," said a voice in reply.
"You’re right, Mr. Beadle," a voice responded.
"Yes, gentlemen, perhaps I says it as oughtn't to say it, but I is commonly right in my way, you know, gentlemen; and so, as I says, 'Conwulsions! It's Todd's house a fire.'"
"Yes, gentlemen, maybe I shouldn't say it like this, but I'm usually right in my way, you know, gentlemen; and so, as I said, 'Convolutions! It's Todd's house on fire.'"
"And you think," said another voice, "we shall get a good view of it from the old church tower?"
"And you think," said another voice, "we'll get a good view of it from the old church tower?"
"Yes, gentlemen," replied the beadle, whom the reader will not fail to recognise as our old acquaintance. "Yes, gentlemen. I'll warrant as you will get a capital view from the top of the old tower, where I will take you. Lor a mussy, how it is a roorin, that fire! I know'd it was Todd's house, and I said to my missus, 'Conwulsions!' says I, 'that's old villanous Todd's house a-fire!'"
"Yes, gentlemen," replied the beadle, whom you’ll surely recognize as our old friend. "Yes, gentlemen. I can guarantee that you’ll get a great view from the top of the old tower, where I’ll take you. Goodness, what a roaring fire that is! I knew it was Todd's house, and I said to my wife, 'Good grief! That’s that notorious Todd's house on fire!'"
Todd ground his teeth together with rage as he listened to this; but he felt that if he would provide for his own safety, there was indeed now no time to lose, and he rapidly retreated into the body of the church.
Todd clenched his teeth in anger as he listened to this; but he realized that if he wanted to ensure his own safety, there was no time to waste, and he quickly moved back into the main part of the church.
His first thought was to hide himself in one of the pews, but the divisions between them were not so high as to prevent a person of very moderate height indeed from looking over one of them, and there was quite light enough now for any one in such a case to have seen him, if they had chosen to glance into the pew in which he might take shelter. The case was urgent, however, and he had not much time for thought, so being close to the pulpit he ran up its steps, opened the little door, and ensconced himself within it in a moment.
His first instinct was to duck into one of the pews, but the dividers weren't tall enough to stop someone of average height from peeking over them. Plus, there was plenty of light for anyone to spot him if they happened to look into the pew where he might be hiding. However, it was an urgent situation, and he didn't have much time to ponder, so being near the pulpit, he quickly ran up the steps, opened the small door, and tucked himself inside in an instant.
There, at all events, he felt that he was hidden securely from any merely casual observation.
There, at least, he felt that he was safely hidden from any casual observation.
The church door was opened almost before he could get the pulpit door shut; but he did manage to close it, and he was satisfied that he had done so without exciting the attention of those who were entering the church. Todd could, of course, from where he was, hear, with the greatest clearness and precision, every word that they said to each other, as they walked up the aisle.
The church door swung open just before he could close the pulpit door; but he managed to shut it and felt pleased that he did so without drawing the attention of those entering the church. Todd could easily hear every word they exchanged as they walked up the aisle.

Todd Sets Fire To His House, Then Hides Himself In St. Dunstan's Pulpit.
Todd sets fire to his house, then hides in St. Dunstan's pulpit.
One of the persons who were coming with the beadle to view the fire from the tower of the church went on speaking to his companions.
One of the people accompanying the beadle to see the fire from the church tower kept talking to his companions.
"And so," he said, "I think, if no one be hurt, and the fire can be kept just within the limits of Todd's house, it will be no bad thing to have a place that is such a continual reminder of atrocious guilt, swept from the face of the earth."
"And so," he said, "I think, as long as no one gets hurt and the fire stays contained within Todd's house, it wouldn’t be a bad thing to erase a place that constantly reminds us of terrible guilt from the earth."
"Yes," said the other, "the only pity is, that Sweeney Todd is not in it to go with it. Then the good thing would be complete."
"Yeah," the other person said, "the only downside is that Sweeney Todd isn’t part of it. Then it would be perfect."
"It would, gentlemen," said the beadle. "Oh, when you comes to think of what he did and what he might have done—Oh, it makes my hair stand o' end, and my parochial blood curdle, to think of what he might have done, gentlemen."
"It would, gentlemen," said the beadle. "Oh, when you think about what he did and what he could have done—oh, it makes my hair stand on end and my parish blood run cold to think about what he might have done, gentlemen."
"He could not do worse than he did."
"He couldn't have done any worse than he did."
"Not wus? not wus? Oh,—oh!"
"Not wus? Not wus? Oh,—oh!"
"How is it possible? He committed a number of murders, and if you can find me anything worse he could have done, I shall indeed be very much surprised."
"How is that even possible? He committed several murders, and if you can show me anything worse he could have done, I would be genuinely shocked."
"Gentlemen, he might have polished me off. That's what he might have done, for he has actually had me hold of by the nose. Oh, conwulsions! if I had only then thought that there was a chance of his polishing off, as he used to call it, a parochial authority, I should have—I should have—"
"Gentlemen, he could have taken me out. That's what he could have done, because he actually had me right where he wanted me. Oh, the horror! If I had only thought that there was a chance he might take out, as he used to say, a local authority, I would have—I would have—"
"What, Mr. Beadle?"
"What is it, Mr. Beadle?"
"Flewed through the window, sir, that's what I should have done, and told the world at large what had happened."
"Flew through the window, sir, that's what I should have done, and told everyone what had happened."
"Well, certainly, that would have been something."
"Well, for sure, that would have been something."
"Everything," said the other gentleman, in a tone of voice that showed how much he was inclined to enjoy a joke at the expense of the beadle. "It would have been everything. But how plain you can hear the roaring of the flames now, even in this church, with the door shut."
"Everything," said the other guy, in a tone that showed how much he liked making fun of the beadle. "It really would have been everything. But listen to how clearly you can hear the flames roaring now, even in this church, with the door closed."
"You can, indeed," said the other. "Ah, there dashes past another engine. Come, Mr. Beadle, the sooner we get on this tower the better."
"You definitely can," said the other. "Oh, look, another train just rushed by. Come on, Mr. Beadle, the sooner we get to this tower, the better."
"In a minute, gentlemen; but now as you is here arter the blessed old church has been shut up all night, I jest ask you to say if it has the orrid smell as it used to have, which offended the holy nose of the bishop when he came to confirm the people."
"In a minute, gentlemen; but now that you’re here after the old church has been closed all night, I just need you to tell me if it still has the awful smell it used to have, which offended the bishop's holy nose when he came to confirm the people."
"I smell nothing."
"I can't smell anything."
"Nor I."
"Me neither."
"Very good; then that's so far satisfactory. Cos you see, sirs, only yesterday Sir Christopher Wren and two gentlemen come and left in the church a pailful of chemists, for the express purpose of taking away the smell."
"Very good; then that's satisfactory so far. Because you see, gentlemen, just yesterday Sir Christopher Wren and two other men came and left a bucket full of chemicals in the church to specifically get rid of the smell."
"A what?"
"A what?"
"A pailful of chemists."
"A bucket full of chemists."
"Of chemicals, you mean, I suppose, although that would be a singularly inappropriate term. But come on, Mr. Beadle, we are very anxious to get on the tower."
"Of chemicals, I guess you're referring to, although that would be a pretty inappropriate term. But come on, Mr. Beadle, we really want to get to the tower."
"This way, gentlemen, if you pleases. This will lead you nicely and fairly up those little stairs and right on. Oh, what a world we does live in, to be sure!"
"This way, gentlemen, if you please. This will guide you nicely and fairly up those little stairs and straight ahead. Oh, what a world we live in, that's for sure!"
With this general philosophical remark, the beadle, opening a little door at the extremity of the south aisle, pushed his friends up a narrow staircase that led to the top of the tower of old St. Dunstan's, and from which certainly a very good view of the surrounding streets and of the Temple could be obtained; and in the clear light of early morning, before the million fires in London were lighted, that view was seen to be a tolerably distinct one.
With this philosophical comment, the beadle opened a small door at the end of the south aisle and led his friends up a narrow staircase to the top of old St. Dunstan's tower. From there, they could definitely get a great view of the surrounding streets and the Temple. In the clear light of early morning, before the millions of lights in London were turned on, the view was quite clear.
Todd muttered the bitterest maledictions upon them, as he heard them go up the little stairs.
Todd muttered the harshest curses at them as he heard them climb the little stairs.
There he was, certainly, to all appearance, safe enough; and he might, for all he knew, be safe enough until the next Sunday; but how was he to live in a pulpit even for the whole of a day? It might be that he would have to wait there until the dim shadows of the night should come again, and wrap up the whole church in gloom; but how many weary hours must pass before that time would come, and what infinite danger there was, that he might drop into sleep after all his fatigues, and so forget his caution, and discover himself!
There he was, definitely looking safe enough; and for all he knew, he might be safe until the next Sunday. But how could he manage to stay in a pulpit for an entire day? It was possible he would have to wait there until the dark shadows of night returned and cloaked the whole church in gloom. But how many exhausting hours would pass before that time arrived, and what an enormous risk there was that he might fall asleep after all his tiredness, forget his caution, and reveal himself!
Already the great fatigues he had passed through, and the many hours he had been debarred from rest, began to tell upon him; and it was with difficulty that he kept himself from dropping into slumber. He began to get fearfully alarmed at his situation.
Already, the extreme exhaustion he had gone through, and the many hours he had been denied rest, started to affect him; and it was a struggle to keep himself from falling asleep. He began to feel seriously anxious about his situation.
"What shall I do?" he said, "I must escape—escape! Yes. How the fire roars! I will not sleep. Oh, no—no! It is done now; the old house is gone—gone!"
"What should I do?" he said, "I have to get out—get out! Yeah. Listen to that fire roar! I won't sleep. Oh, no—no! It's over now; the old house is gone—gone!"
Todd fell fast asleep in the pulpit.
Todd quickly fell asleep in the pulpit.
CHAPTER CLI.
SHIFTS THE SCENE TO ONE OF QUIET GOODNESS AND SERENITY.
The necessities of our story force us for a short space of time to leave Sweeney Todd in the pulpit of St. Dunstan's Church, and his house in process of demolition by fire, while we take the reader back again to Cheyne Walk, Chelsea, where the Ingestries resided in such loving and pleasant union.
The needs of our story require us to momentarily leave Sweeney Todd at the pulpit of St. Dunstan's Church and his house burning down, as we take the reader back to Cheyne Walk, Chelsea, where the Ingestries lived in such a loving and happy union.
The communication that Sir Richard Blunt had made to them, had had the effect of disturbing the serenity of Mark Ingestrie to a much greater extent than he would have liked to admit, or than he was at all likely to let Johanna know.
The message that Sir Richard Blunt shared with them deeply unsettled Mark Ingestrie much more than he would care to admit, or than he was likely to let Johanna know.
She, too, the fair and gentle Johanna, felt an acute pang as she thought on the stern, revengeful character of Todd; and began to fancy, that if he wished to work her any woe, he would take a means of doing so which would touch her much more severely than as if he aimed at her own life, by attacking that of her husband, to whom, after so many perils, she was at length so very happily united.
She, too, the beautiful and kind Johanna, felt a sharp pain as she thought about Todd's harsh and vengeful nature; she started to imagine that if he wanted to bring her any suffering, he would do it in a way that would hurt her even more than if he were targeting her own life, by going after her husband, to whom she was finally, after so many dangers, so happily married.
"Oh, Mark," she said, "you will, you must promise me that you will depart at once from here."
"Oh, Mark," she said, "you have to promise me that you will leave here immediately."
"We will be gone directly, Johanna. But who have we here? Why, there is an arrival already. I will go and see who it is. It is some one in a coach."
"We'll be leaving soon, Johanna. But who do we have here? Look, someone has already arrived. I'll go check who it is. It's someone in a carriage."
"Oh, no—no, Mark, do not go."
"Oh no—no, Mark, please stay."
"Not go?"
"Not going?"
"No. You do not know but it may be some horrible scheme of that fiend in the shape of man, Todd, to lure you to the door, and kill you. I am full of fears, Mark, and cannot bear to let you go from my sight a moment."
"No. You don’t know, but it might be some terrible plot from that monster in human form, Todd, to trick you into opening the door and then kill you. I’m overwhelmed with fear, Mark, and I can’t stand the thought of you being out of my sight for even a moment."
"Oh, Johanna, this is unlike you, indeed. There now, look from the window, dear, and you will soon see how little you have to fear. Why, it's your father and your mother. Do you not see them, or does your tears, and your fears together, blind you?"
"Oh, Johanna, this isn't like you at all. Now, look out the window, dear, and you'll see there's really not much to worry about. It's your dad and your mom. Don't you see them, or are your tears and fears blinding you?"
"A little of both, Mark," said Johanna, with a faint smile; "but I see that my dear father is there, and my mother, too. I will fly to welcome them. They have heard of the escape of Todd, and cannot endure to have us out of their sight."
"A bit of both, Mark," Johanna said with a slight smile. "But I see that my dear dad is here, and my mom too. I need to go greet them. They've heard about Todd's escape and can't stand the thought of being separated from us."
As Johanna spoke, she hurried to the door to receive Mr. and Mrs. Oakley. The old man caught her in his arms, as he said—
As Johanna was talking, she rushed to the door to greet Mr. and Mrs. Oakley. The old man caught her in his arms as he said—
"Oh, my own dear child! Thank God I see you safe again!"
"Oh, my dear child! Thank God you're safe with me again!"
"Safe, father?"
"Safe, Dad?"
"Yes, my darling. You know that dreadful man?—that—that—Oh, I don't know what to call—"
"Yes, my love. Do you know that awful guy?—that—that—Oh, I’m not sure what to call—"
"The horrid Todd," put in Mrs. Oakley, as she kissed Johanna. "He has escaped, my dear, from Newgate; but, of course, Sir Richard Blunt has been here to tell you, as he said he would; so you know all about it."
"The awful Todd," Mrs. Oakley said, as she kissed Johanna. "He has escaped, my dear, from Newgate; but, of course, Sir Richard Blunt has been here to tell you, like he said he would; so you know all about it."
"Oh, yes—yes. Come in; I am so glad you have come."
"Oh, yes—yes. Come in; I'm really glad you made it."
"And so am I," said Mark Ingestrie, making his appearance in the hall; "for here is Johanna starting at every little noise, and I do believe if a mouse were now to run across the floor she would fancy that it was that old rascal, Sweeney Todd."
"And so am I," said Mark Ingestrie, appearing in the hall; "because Johanna is jumping at every little noise, and I really think if a mouse ran across the floor right now, she would believe it was that old scoundrel, Sweeney Todd."
"Ah! but, my dear boy," said Mr. Oakley; "you really don't seem to have any idea of what a dreadful man he is—you don't, indeed."
"Ah! But, my dear boy," Mr. Oakley said, "you really don't seem to get what a terrible man he is—you really don't."
"I don't care either, father; but I only wish one thing, and that is, that he would be so good as to trust himself, for about half a minute, within arms-length of me, that's all."
"I don't care either, Dad; but there's only one thing I wish for, and that's for him to have the courtesy to trust himself to stay within arm's reach of me, just for about half a minute, that's all."
"Heaven forbid!" cried Mrs. Oakley. "My dear son, you don't know he used to—to—what did he call it, Johanna?"
"Heaven forbid!" exclaimed Mrs. Oakley. "My dear son, you don’t know he used to—to—what did he call it, Johanna?"
"Polish people off, ma."
"Finish them off, ma."
"Ah, to be sure."
"Yeah, for sure."
"Well, it's no use talking," said Mark; "but if ever I get hold of him, I'll polish him off to some purpose. But you have just come in time for me to say a very serious thing to you, mother, indeed."
"Well, there's no point in talking," said Mark; "but if I ever get my hands on him, I'll make sure it counts. But you've arrived just in time for me to tell you something very serious, mother, for sure."
"Oh, what is it?" cried Mrs. Oakley.
"Oh, what is it?" exclaimed Mrs. Oakley.
"Don't agitate us," said old Mr. Oakley, putting on his spectacles upside-down. "Don't agitate us, my boy, but tell us at once what the dreadful thing is."
"Don't upset us," said old Mr. Oakley, putting his glasses on upside down. "Don't upset us, my boy, just tell us right away what the awful thing is."
"Why, pa," said Johanna, "Mark did not say it was a dreadful thing he was going to say."
"Why, Dad," said Johanna, "Mark didn't say it was a terrible thing he was going to say."
"Well, then, my dear, what is it?"
"Well, then, my dear, what's going on?"
"Ah, that, indeed, I don't know; but I would wager—yes, I would wager anything, that it is something not dreadful at all. Come, Mark, what is it?—Speak out."
"Ah, I really don’t know; but I would bet—yes, I would bet anything that it’s not something terrible at all. Come on, Mark, what is it?—Just say it."
"Then, it's just this," said Mark. "We are going out of London, and I want you both to come with us, for I know very well if you don't, that you will be as miserable as possible, thinking of Johanna, and that Johanna will be in much the same state thinking of you, and that you will dream every night of Todd."
"Then, it's just this," said Mark. "We're leaving London, and I want you both to come with us because I know if you don't, you'll be as miserable as can be, worrying about Johanna, and Johanna will feel the same way thinking about you, and you'll both dream about Todd every night."
The old couple looked at each other with surprise and gratification. Mr. Oakley took off his spectacles, and said—
The elderly couple exchanged looks of surprise and happiness. Mr. Oakley removed his glasses and said—
"My dear boy, do you know, I was just going to say that—that—"
"My dear boy, do you know, I was just about to say that—that—"
"That, in fact," put in Mrs. Oakley, "we would be glad to go with you, if you would let us, for Sir Richard said he would advise you both to go out of London, and leave him to find out and hang Todd at his leisure, you know."
"Actually," Mrs. Oakley interjected, "we’d be happy to go with you if you’d let us, because Sir Richard suggested that you both leave London and let him take his time finding Todd and hanging him, you know."
"Yes, that was it," said the old man. "That was the very thing that brought us over here, my dears; so if you will only be so good—"
"Yes, that was it," said the old man. "That was exactly what brought us here, my dears; so if you would be so kind—"
"Come, come," said Mark, "it is, you must be so good. I asked you first, you know, so you do us the favour. Is not that it, Johanna? Of course it is."
"Come on," said Mark, "you have to be nice about this. I asked you first, so you're doing us a favor. Right, Johanna? Of course."
"You are very, very good and kind, Mark."
"You’re really, really good and kind, Mark."
"Oh, stuff! not at all; I say what I like, that's all, and when I say that it would please me mightily to have your father and mother with us, Johanna, where we are going, I mean it from my heart, as you know well."
"Oh, come on! Not at all; I say what I want, that's all, and when I say that it would really make me happy to have your dad and mom join us, Johanna, where we're going, I truly mean it from the heart, as you know very well."
"I know you do, Mark. And poor Tobias, father, is to be with us likewise. You have heard all about poor Tobias?"
"I know you do, Mark. And poor Tobias, Dad, will be with us too. Have you heard all about poor Tobias?"
"Oh, yes—yes."
"Oh, definitely—yes."
"Well, then, Sir Richard Blunt told us that it would be the death of the poor lad if he should be in London and hear that Todd has escaped from Newgate. So we gladly agreed to take him with us, for he—more than any one—has suffered deeply from Todd's wickedness."
"Well, then, Sir Richard Blunt told us that it would be devastating for the poor kid if he was in London and heard that Todd had escaped from Newgate. So we happily agreed to take him with us, because he—more than anyone—has suffered greatly from Todd's evil deeds."
"Hilloa!" cried Mark, as he glanced from the window. "If here is not another coach at the door!"
"Hilloa!" shouted Mark as he looked out the window. "Is that another coach at the door?"
"Oh, who is it?" said Mrs. Oakley. "It's Todd, of course, come to kill us all!"
"Oh, who is it?" Mrs. Oakley asked. "It's Todd, obviously, here to take us all out!"
"I hope it is," said Mark. "I'll soon set you all at rest about him. But only look! If it ain't the colonel, and Arabella, and Tobias. Well, if Todd wants to be down upon us all at once, now is his time certainly to do so."
"I hope so," said Mark. "I’ll soon reassure you all about him. But just look! If it isn’t the colonel, and Arabella, and Tobias. Well, if Todd wants to come down on all of us at once, now is definitely the time for him to do it."
In a few moments, the colonel and Arabella were shown into the room, and they were quite surprised to see the Oakleys there; but while Johanna and Arabella were embracing each other, Mark Ingestrie went up to the colonel, and pointing slightly to Tobias, he whispered—
In a few moments, the colonel and Arabella were brought into the room, and they were quite surprised to see the Oakleys there; but while Johanna and Arabella were hugging each other, Mark Ingestrie approached the colonel and, gesturing slightly toward Tobias, he whispered—
"Does he know?"
"Does he know?"
"Oh, no—no."
"Oh no—no."
"Very good; but he had better, I am convinced, for it will be sure to slip out in conversation, some time or another, and then the poor lad will think much more of it than as if it were told to him in a quiet manner by his friends, for he will think that there is more to conceal than there really is. I am convinced that such will be the case."
"That's fine; but I'm sure he should know, because it will definitely come up in conversation eventually, and then the poor guy will think it's a bigger deal than if it were shared with him calmly by his friends, since he will believe there’s more to hide than actually exists. I'm certain that's how it will turn out."
"Then we will take an opportunity of telling him, but not just now. I want to speak to Johanna."
"Then we'll find a chance to tell him, but not right now. I want to talk to Johanna."
"There she is, then."
"There's her."
"And what does he want to say to me?" said Johanna, as she shook hands with the colonel.
"And what does he want to say to me?" Johanna asked as she shook hands with the colonel.
"Why, a—the fact is that—that, in fact, Sir Richard told me he would advise you to go out of town; and as I am pretty well aware that you set sufficient store by his advice to follow it, I think it is very likely you will go out of town."
"Well, the thing is that Sir Richard mentioned he would suggest you leave town; and since I know you value his advice enough to take it, I think it's quite possible you'll decide to go out of town."
"And so, dear," put in Arabella, "and so, dear, in a word, we want to go with you, if you think that such an arrangement will not be disagreeable to you."
"And so, dear," added Arabella, "in short, we’d like to join you, if you think that wouldn’t be a bother."
"Now, that is the unkindest thing you have said, Arabella, for a long time. How could you suppose that it would be other than most agreeable to me to have with us such valued friends?"
"That’s the cruelest thing you’ve said in a long time, Arabella. How could you think I wouldn’t love having such treasured friends with us?"
"There, I told you that," said the colonel. "Of course it will be all right, and we shall make quite a merry party, I'll be bound; so that's as good as settled, and a very satisfactory thing it is, and the sooner we all set off the better. Here's Tobias quite delighted with the idea of his little excursion."
“There, I told you so,” said the colonel. “Of course, it will be fine, and we’ll have a great time; I’m sure of it. So that’s as good as confirmed, and it’s very satisfactory, too. The sooner we all head out, the better. Here’s Tobias, all excited about his little trip.”
"Ah, yes," said Tobias, "and it is so kind and good of you, colonel, and of all of you; but you know I leave my heart in London still, let me go where I may."
"Ah, yes," said Tobias, "and it is so nice and generous of you, colonel, and of all of you; but you know I still leave my heart in London, no matter where I go."
"Never mind, Tobias," said Johanna. "I feel quite sure that you will find it in good keeping when you do come back again; so now we will make preparations at once for departure, and I hope we shall be quite delighted with where we are going. It is one of the pleasantest places, they tell me, on the coast, and will in time be a place of great importance."
"Don't worry, Tobias," said Johanna. "I'm confident you'll find it safe and sound when you return; so let's start getting ready to leave right away, and I hope we'll be really excited about where we're headed. I've heard it's one of the nicest spots on the coast and will eventually become very important."
"Well," said the colonel, with a laugh, "it's quite a pleasant thing to hear that it is on the coast, for that is something towards a knowledge of where it is."
"Well," said the colonel, laughing, "it's nice to know it's on the coast, since that gives us an idea of where it is."
"Ah, my dear—By-the-by," said Mrs. Oakley, "I should like to know where you really intend to take us all."
"Ah, my dear—By the way," said Mrs. Oakley, "I’d like to know where you actually plan to take us all."
"To the little fishing village of Brighthelmstone, for it is nothing more; but then it lies pleasantly between the hills, and you can see the Channel opening fairly before you, and there is an air upon the Downs that is full of life and joy. You will be sure to like it, mother, and so will you, father, and you, colonel, and you, my dear Arabella."
"To the small fishing village of Brighthelmstone, which is really nothing more; but it sits nicely between the hills, and you can see the Channel stretching out ahead of you, and there’s a feeling in the Downs that’s full of life and happiness. You’re going to love it, mom, and so will you, dad, and you, colonel, and you, my dear Arabella."
"You don't mention me," said Mark.
"You don't talk about me," Mark said.
"Oh, that is because you know you are of no sort of consequence at all. You are nobody."
"Oh, that's because you know you're not important at all. You're nobody."
"Thank you!"
"Thanks!"
"Well now, my dears," said Mrs. Oakley, "don't begin to quarrel now, I beg of you, for that is the worst thing you can do; and so long as we get out of the way of having all our throats cut by that horrid Todd, I don't care where I go to or how many inconveniences I put up with, so long as it is a great way off; and I do hope that Sir Richard will soon catch him again, and regularly hang him, as he deserves, the wretch, that I do."
"Well now, my dear ones," Mrs. Oakley said, "please don’t start arguing now, I’m begging you, because that’s the worst thing you can do; and as long as we avoid having our throats slit by that horrible Todd, I don’t care where I end up or how many inconveniences I have to deal with, as long as it’s far away; and I really hope that Sir Richard catches him again soon and hangs him for good, just like he deserves, that wretch, I really do."
A complete silence followed the utterance of the indiscreet speech of Mrs. Oakley's, which, if it did not at once open the eyes of poor Tobias to the real reason of the sudden journey, nothing would. All eyes were bent upon the lad; and rising from the seat which Johanna had made him take, he looked about him with dismay.
A complete silence followed Mrs. Oakley's indiscreet comment, which, if it didn’t immediately reveal the real reason for the sudden trip to poor Tobias, nothing would. Everyone was staring at the boy, and as he got up from the seat that Johanna had made him take, he looked around in panic.
"Oh, tell me, some one," he then said, "what does it all really mean? Believe me, my kind and dear friends, that I shall suffer less from the truth than as if I were left to make myself mad by thought. Oh, tell me all!"
"Oh, please, someone," he said, "what does it all actually mean? Trust me, my kind and dear friends, I would rather face the truth than go crazy from overthinking. Oh, just tell me everything!"
"You shall know all," said the colonel.
"You will know everything," said the colonel.
"Oh, mother—mother," said Johanna. "Why did you—"
"Oh, Mom—Mom," said Johanna. "Why did you—"
Mrs. Oakley sat looking the picture of dismay, and Colonel Jeffrey added—
Mrs. Oakley sat there looking completely shocked, and Colonel Jeffrey added—
"This is an accident that I don't think is to be much lamented. Tobias must have known at some time, and it is better that he should know now that he is surrounded by his friends. Give me your hand, Tobias. You see that I smile, so it cannot be of great moment after all."
"This is an accident that I don't think should be mourned too much. Tobias must have known at some point, and it's better for him to know now that he’s surrounded by friends. Give me your hand, Tobias. You see that I'm smiling, so it can't be that serious after all."
"Oh, tell me—tell me!"
"Oh, tell me—please tell me!"
"I will. Todd has made his escape from Newgate, that is all; but he is friendless and penniless, and it will be quite impossible that he can remain many days at large, as Sir Richard Blunt is already upon his track. Let me beg of you not to be in the least alarmed at this intelligence. It ought not to alarm you. Todd will have too much to do to look after his own affairs to enable him to give a thought to anybody else."
"I will. Todd has escaped from Newgate, and that’s all; but he’s alone and broke, and it’s going to be impossible for him to stay free for long since Sir Richard Blunt is already on his trail. Please don’t be worried by this news. You shouldn’t be alarmed. Todd will be too busy focusing on his own problems to think about anyone else."
"You will save me?" said Tobias.
"You’re going to save me?" said Tobias.
"I will. We will all stand between you and any harm; but, I repeat, I do not apprehend any danger to you."
"I will. We will all stand between you and any harm; but, I want to emphasize, I don't see any danger to you."
They all spoke to Tobias cheeringly, and in the course of half an hour they got him into quite a different state of mind; and then, as he was to form one of the party, it was quite a relief to them all that they did not feel compelled to keep a guard upon their tongues in his presence. In the evening of that day they were all at Brighton.
They all spoke to Tobias cheerfully, and in about half an hour, they got him into a completely different mindset. Since he was going to be part of the group, it was a relief for everyone that they didn't have to watch what they said around him. By that evening, they were all in Brighton.

Johanna And Company Leave Chelsea To Avoid The Vengeance Of Todd.
Johanna and her friends leave Chelsea to escape Todd's wrath.
CHAPTER CLII.
TODD HAS SOME FURTHER ADVENTURES IN FLEET STREET.
We left Todd in the pulpit of St. Dunstan's Church, while his old house was rapidly burning down. A perilous position for Todd!
We left Todd in the pulpit of St. Dunstan's Church, while his old house was quickly going up in flames. A dangerous situation for Todd!
Perhaps, if he had courage sufficient to have made the attempt, he might have escaped at several junctures, but the dread of the consequences of capture was so strong in his heart and brain, that while he felt that he was undiscovered in the pulpit, he preferred remaining there to making any precipitate means of escape.
Perhaps, if he had enough courage to try, he might have escaped at several points, but the fear of what would happen if he got caught was so overwhelming that, even though he knew he was hidden in the pulpit, he chose to stay there rather than take any rash steps to get away.
It will be remembered how the beadle had taken up several gentlemen to the roof of the church, in order that they might get a good view of the fire; and it was during that time that Todd thought of escaping, but the rapid approach of daylight daunted him.
It will be remembered how the beadle had taken several gentlemen to the roof of the church so they could get a good view of the fire; and it was during that time that Todd thought about escaping, but the fast approach of daylight scared him.
"Oh, that I had remained in the wood at Hampstead, or anywhere but here in London, where the hands of all men are raised against me! Oh, I was mad—mad to come here. But I am not quite lost. If I thought that, my senses would go from me this moment. Oh, no—no, I will be calm now again; I will not believe that I am quite lost yet."
"Oh, if only I had stayed in the woods at Hampstead, or anywhere but here in London, where everyone seems to be against me! Oh, I was insane—insane to come here. But I’m not completely lost. If I thought that, I would lose my mind right now. Oh, no—no, I will stay calm again; I won’t believe that I’m completely lost yet."
Of a truth, Todd felt that if he really gave up in despair, that he might commit some extravagance which would at once draw down upon him his enemies; and there he lay in the pulpit, his gaunt form huddled up so as completely to hide himself in it, and dreading to stay as much almost as he dreaded to leave.
Honestly, Todd felt that if he truly gave in to despair, he might do something reckless that would immediately attract his enemies’ attention; and there he lay in the pulpit, his thin body curled up to completely hide himself in it, and he dreaded staying just as much as he dreaded leaving.
He heard still the loud shouts of people at the fire, and at times he thought he heard even the flames that were rapidly consuming the old den of iniquity in which he had committed so many crimes. The regular clank, clank, too, of the engine pumps came upon his ears, and he muttered—
He could still hear the loud shouts of people around the fire, and sometimes he thought he could even hear the flames quickly destroying the old den of sin where he had committed so many wrongs. The steady clank, clank of the engine pumps also reached his ears, and he muttered—
"No, no, you may try your hardest, but you will not subdue that fire. It will blaze on in spite of you. You will not—you cannot, I say, subdue it. The house is too well prepared. I had a care for that before I left home. It will burn to the very ground—ay, and below the ground, too; and the spot of earth only will remain that held the foundation of my old house. Would that all whom I hate were at this moment writhing in the flames! Then I might feel some sort of satisfaction with myself, and even this place of peril would be for the time quite tolerable to me."
"No, no, you can try your hardest, but you won't be able to extinguish that fire. It will keep burning despite your efforts. You won't—and you can't, I insist—put it out. The house is too well-prepared for that. I took care of that before I left home. It will burn all the way down—yes, even below ground; only the patch of earth that once held the foundation of my old house will be left. I wish that all the people I hate were right now suffering in those flames! Then I might feel some sort of satisfaction, and even this dangerous place would be somewhat bearable for me."
No doubt it would have been a vast satisfaction to Todd to have all that he hated in the flames of his burning house; but as yet he could only tell himself that the puny vengeance he had achieved had been upon the most inferior tools of those who had wreaked his ruin, while the principals remained untouched and most completely unscathed.
No doubt it would have greatly satisfied Todd to see everything he hated go up in flames in his burning house; but for now, he could only tell himself that the weak revenge he had taken was against the most insignificant tools of those who had caused his downfall, while the main culprits remained unharmed and completely unaffected.
What had he yet done to Sir Richard Blunt? What to Tobias? What to Johanna? What even to the dog that had played no inconsiderable a part in his final conviction of the murder of its master? Little, indeed; and the thought that his revenges were all to do, scared his imagination, and filled him full of rage as well as terror.
What had he done to Sir Richard Blunt? What about Tobias? What about Johanna? What even to the dog that had played a significant role in his final conviction for the murder of its owner? Little, really; and the thought that he had all his revenge still to achieve fueled his imagination and filled him with both rage and fear.
He heard the sound of the footsteps of the people who had gone to the roof of the church with the beadle to see the fire, coming down again, and he shrunk still closer into the bottom of the pulpit.
He heard the footsteps of the people who had gone up to the church's roof with the beadle to see the fire, coming back down, and he curled up even tighter into the bottom of the pulpit.
"Oh," he said, "if they could but for one moment guess that I was here, what joy it would give them to drag me forth to the light of day! To once again cast me into the condemned one's cell, and then to hoot me to the gallows! But, no—no; I will not die a felon's death. Rather by my own hands will I fall, if my fortune should reach such a wretched extremity. Hush!—oh, hush! Why do I speak? They come—they come."
"Oh," he said, "if they could just guess for a moment that I was here, what joy it would bring them to drag me out into the light of day! To throw me back into the condemned cell, and then cheer as I go to the gallows! But, no—no; I won’t die a criminal’s death. I'd rather take my own life if my situation gets that desperate. Hush!—oh, hush! Why am I even talking? They’re coming—they’re coming."
"Well, gentlemen, as you say, the old house is gone at last," said the beadle, "and I must say, though fires always gives me a turn, and, as a parish authority perhaps I ought not to say it, I think it is a very good job."
"Well, gentlemen, as you say, the old house is finally gone," said the beadle, "and I have to say, even though fires always make me uneasy, and as a parish authority I probably shouldn't admit it, I think it's a pretty good thing."
"A good job, Mr. Beadle?" said one. "How do you make that out?"
"A good job, Mr. Beadle?" said one. "How do you figure that?"
"Why, sir, who would have lived in it? Who would have paid rent, and rates, and taxes, and given his Christmas-box to the beadle like a Christian, in Todd's old house, I should like to know?"
"Why, sir, who would have lived there? Who would have paid rent, bills, and taxes, and given a Christmas gift to the beadle like a decent person, in Todd's old house, I wonder?"
"Well, you are right there."
"You're definitely right about that."
"I know I is, sir. The fact is, that house would have been like a great blot, sirs, in the middle of Fleet Street; no one would have taken it for love or money; and it a very good thing as it's gone at last."
"I know I am, sir. The truth is, that house would have been a huge eyesore in the middle of Fleet Street; no one would have wanted it for love or money; and it's a very good thing that it's finally gone."
"You reason the matter very well, Mr. Beadle," said another, "and I for a certainty subscribe to your opinion, that it is a good thing it is gone at last, and I only hope that its late owner will soon be in the hands of justice. Somebody is trying the door of the church."
"You make a good point, Mr. Beadle," said another. "I definitely agree with you that it’s a good thing it's finally gone, and I just hope that its former owner will soon face justice. Someone is trying to open the church door."
The beadle went to it, and upon opening it two persons entered the church. One of them spoke at once, saying—
The beadle approached it, and upon opening it, two people entered the church. One of them immediately spoke, saying—
"Is the beadle of St. Dunstan's in the church?"
"Is the beadle of St. Dunstan's in the church?"
Todd knew the voice. It was Sir Richard Blunt, and he shook so that the pulpit creaked again most ominously, so that if the attention of any one had chanced to be directed towards it, they might have felt a kind of suspicion that it was occupied. Luckily for Todd, no one looked up, nor in any way noticed the pulpit.
Todd recognized the voice. It was Sir Richard Blunt, and he shook so much that the pulpit creaked ominously, making it seem like someone was using it if anyone happened to be paying attention. Fortunately for Todd, no one looked up or noticed the pulpit at all.
"Lor, sir, yes," said the beadle. "Here I is, and if I don't make a great mistake, sir, you is Sir Richard Blunt."
"Yes, sir," said the beadle. "Here I am, and if I’m not mistaken, you’re Sir Richard Blunt."
"I am."
"I'm here."
"Lor bless you, sir, that's the way with me. If I sees a indiwidal once, and knows 'em, I knows 'em again."
"Lord bless you, sir, that's how it is with me. If I see an individual once and recognize them, I remember them."
"It's a capital faculty, Mr. Beadle. But my friend, Mr. Crotchet, here, will just go down with you through the vaults to make sure that the fire in Todd's house has in no way connected with this. We don't want to burn down the church."
"It's a great ability, Mr. Beadle. But my friend, Mr. Crotchet, will go down with you through the vaults to ensure that the fire in Todd's house hasn’t spread to this. We don’t want to burn down the church."
"Burn down the church, sir? Oh, conwulsions! Me go down into the vaults with this gentleman? Bless you, sir, I should only obstructify him in the discharge of his duty. I couldn't think of doing it, I assure you, sir. He can go by himself, you see, and then he will have the advantage of nobody to contradict him."
"Burn down the church, sir? Oh, what a shock! Me go down into the vaults with this gentleman? Trust me, sir, I would only get in his way while he's doing his job. I couldn't even think of doing it, I promise you, sir. He can go by himself, you see, and then he won't have anyone to argue with him."
"I'd rather go without him, Sir Richard," said Crotchet, who was the gentleman. "He's only a idiot!"
"I'd rather do without him, Sir Richard," said Crotchet, who was the gentleman. "He's just an idiot!"
The beadle marched up to Crotchet, until he got within about two inches of that gentleman's nose, and then slowly shaking his head to and fro, he said—
The beadle walked up to Crotchet, stopping just a couple of inches from his nose, and then slowly shook his head back and forth, saying—
"Did you call me a hidiot?"
"Did you call me a idiot?"
"Yes, I did."
"Yes, I did."
"You did? Now, young man, mind what you say, because if you call me a hidiot, I shall be bound to do—"
"You did? Now, young man, watch what you say, because if you call me an idiot, I will have to—"
"What?"
"What?"
"Nothing at all. I see you are rather a low fellow, so I shall treat you with the same contempt as I did the very common person that pulled my nose last week—Silent contempt! That's how I serve people. I despise you, accordingly."
"Not a thing. I can see you're quite a pathetic person, so I’ll show you the same disdain I showed the common idiot who pulled my nose last week—silent disdain! That’s how I deal with people. I look down on you, just the same."
"Werry good," said Crotchet. "That's by far the safestest way, old feller. So now I'll go down into the vaults."
"Very good," said Crotchet. "That's definitely the safest way, my friend. So now I'll head down into the vaults."
"No news of Todd yet, Sir Richard?" said one of the gentlemen, walking up to the magistrate.
"No news of Todd yet, Sir Richard?" one of the gentlemen asked as he approached the magistrate.
"Oh, Sir Christopher Wren, I beg your pardon," said the magistrate. "I did not see you at the moment. I am sorry to say that although we have some news of Todd, we have not yet been able to catch him. But we must have him, England is not so very large a place after all, and I don't think he has any means of getting away from it."
"Oh, Sir Christopher Wren, I’m sorry," said the magistrate. "I didn't see you just now. I regret to inform you that while we have some leads on Todd, we haven't been able to capture him yet. But we have to get him; after all, England isn’t that big, and I don’t think he has any way to escape."
"The sooner the rascal expiates his crimes upon the scaffold the better. I never before heard of a criminal in whose whole career there was nothing found that could excite the faintest feeling of compassion."
"The sooner that scoundrel pays for his crimes on the gallows, the better. I've never heard of a criminal whose entire life shows nothing that could spark even a hint of sympathy."
"He is a desperate bad fellow, indeed," said Sir Richard Blunt, "but I hope that he will not long trouble society. I have determined to give up all other pursuits until I take him, and I have a carte blanche from the Secretary of State to go to any expense, and to do what I please, in the way of capturing him."
"He's a really desperate guy," said Sir Richard Blunt, "but I hope he won't cause society any more trouble for long. I've decided to put aside everything else until I catch him, and I have a carte blanche from the Secretary of State to spend whatever I need and do whatever it takes to capture him."
Todd's heart sunk within him at these words. Had they come from any one else, he would not have heeded them much but from him they were of fearful import.
Todd's heart sank at these words. If they had come from anyone else, he wouldn't have paid much attention, but coming from him, they were incredibly significant.
"Oh, that I could kill that man," he muttered, "then I should know some peace; but while he lives and while I live, we are like two planets in one orbit, and cannot long exist together."
"Oh, if only I could kill that man," he muttered, "then I might find some peace; but as long as he lives and I live, we're like two planets in the same orbit, and we can't coexist for much longer."
"I wish you every success," said Sir Christopher Wren.
"I wish you all the best," said Sir Christopher Wren.
"I am obliged to you, Sir Christopher. The fact is, that Todd left his house pretty full of combustibles, and my men were unwise enough, contrary to my positive orders, to let them be there; and I am afraid that he may have contrived some mode of blowing up the church by a train or some other equally diabolical means, as he had such free and unrestrained access to it for so long."
"I owe you a debt of gratitude, Sir Christopher. The truth is, Todd left his house filled with flammable materials, and my men, disregarding my clear orders, allowed them to remain there. I'm worried he might have figured out a way to blow up the church using a fuse or some other wicked method, since he had such easy and unrestricted access to it for such a long time."
"What!" cried the beadle. "What did you say, Sir Richard?"
"What!" shouted the beadle. "What did you say, Sir Richard?"
"I merely said that I was apprehensive Todd might have concocted some means of blowing up the church, that is all."
"I just said I was worried Todd might have come up with some way to blow up the church, that's all."
"And me in it! And me in it! Conwulsions!"
"And me in it! And me in it! Cramps!"
The beadle did not pause for another moment, but rushing to the door, he flew out of the church as if a barrel of gunpowder had been rolling after him, nor did he stop until he got right through Temple-bar and some distance down the Strand.
The beadle didn't hesitate for a second. He dashed to the door and burst out of the church as if a barrel of gunpowder were chasing him. He didn't stop until he had made it through Temple Bar and a good way down the Strand.
"I am afraid I have frightened away our friend, the beadle," said Sir Richard Blunt.
"I’m afraid I’ve scared off our friend, the beadle," said Sir Richard Blunt.
"And I don't wonder at it," replied Sir Christopher Wren. "I should not like exactly to be blown up along with the fragments of old St. Dunstan's Church myself, so I will go."
"And I don't blame you," replied Sir Christopher Wren. "I wouldn't want to be blown up with the pieces of old St. Dunstan's Church either, so I'll head out."
"Ah, I am sorry I mentioned it."
"Ah, I'm sorry I brought it up."
"Are you though? I am very much obliged to you for so doing. Excuse me, Sir Richard, for bidding you good-morning rather abruptly, if you please."
"Are you really? I really appreciate you for doing that. Sorry, Sir Richard, for saying good morning rather suddenly, if you don’t mind."
Sir Richard Blunt laughed as he bade Sir Christopher and his friend good-morning—by-the-by, the friend had already made his way outside the church-door, and was waiting for Sir Christopher in no small degree of trepidation.
Sir Richard Blunt laughed as he wished Sir Christopher and his friend good morning—by the way, the friend had already stepped out of the church door and was waiting for Sir Christopher with quite a bit of anxiety.
"For God's sake," he said, "come along at once, or we may all be blown up together."
"For goodness' sake," he said, "hurry up, or we might all get blown up together."
"Well," said Sir Richard Blunt, as he paced up the aisle of the old church, "I would risk a little scorching, if at the end of it I could only lay my hand upon the shoulder of Sweeney Todd. What on earth can have become of the rascal? But I must be patient—yes, patience will do it, for that we shall come face to face again, I feel to be as established a fact for the future, as that of my own existence now."
"Well," said Sir Richard Blunt, as he walked up the aisle of the old church, "I'd be willing to take a little heat if it meant I could finally confront Sweeney Todd. What the heck has happened to that guy? But I have to be patient—yeah, patience is the key, because I’m sure we’ll meet again. I feel that's as certain as my own existence right now."
"Oh," thought Todd, "if I now only dared to shoot him! If I only dared do it! And I would if it were not for the other one in the vaults—that wretch they call Crotchet. And yet I have a pistol here. If I thought that after shooting him through the head or through the heart, I could by one bold rush get out of this church, what a glorious piece of work it would be! This Sir Richard Blunt is the only man that I dread. Were he no more, I should feel completely at peace. I could shoot him now."
"Oh," Todd thought, "if only I had the nerve to shoot him! If I only had the guts to do it! I would if it weren't for that other guy in the vaults—the scumbag they call Crotchet. And yet I have a pistol right here. If I believed that after shooting him through the head or the heart, I could make a bold escape from this church, what an incredible act that would be! Sir Richard Blunt is the only man I fear. If he were gone, I would feel totally at ease. I could shoot him right now."
Todd took a pistol from his pocket and presented it through the little crevice of the very slightly open door of the pulpit. The door would open a little in spite of him.
Todd pulled a pistol from his pocket and held it out through the small gap of the slightly open door of the pulpit. The door would open a bit no matter what he did.
"Yes, oh, yes, I could shoot him now; but the report of the pistol would perhaps bring that other villain they call Crotchet from the vaults, and then who shall say what would happen? And yet I have another pistol, and could shoot him too. Oh, how glorious, if I could take the lives of both these men! It would indeed be a good work."
"Yes, oh yes, I could shoot him right now; but the sound of the gun might attract that other bad guy they call Crotchet from the vaults, and then who knows what would happen? And yet I have another gun and could take him out too. Oh, how amazing it would be if I could end the lives of both these men! It would truly be a worthy deed."
The magistrate paced to and fro waiting for Crotchet, and little suspecting that Todd was so near to him, and with a pistol aimed at him! If he had only guessed as much, he would have freely risked the shot, and would soon have been in the pulpit along with Todd. But it was not to be. Sir Richard Blunt had not any supernatural power by which he could tell of the proximity of Todd from no evidence of that fact at all.
The magistrate walked back and forth, waiting for Crotchet, completely unaware that Todd was so close by, aiming a pistol at him! If he had only suspected, he would have taken the risk and would soon have been in the pulpit with Todd. But it wasn't meant to be. Sir Richard Blunt didn't have any supernatural ability to sense Todd's presence without any evidence of it.
"Yes," said Todd suddenly, "I will shoot him. I will risk all and shoot him now. If I die for it, I shall have, at least, had a great and glorious revenge! I will shoot him now, when he turns and walks up the aisle again."
"Yeah," Todd said suddenly, "I'm going to shoot him. I'm willing to risk everything and do it right now. If I die for it, at least I'll have had my moment of great and glorious revenge! I’ll shoot him now, as soon as he turns and walks up the aisle again."
Todd felt calm and pleased now that he had actually made up his mind to shoot Sir Richard. He projected the barrel of the pistol about an inch or so through the crevice caused by the spring of the door, and he calmly waited for the opportunity of sending its deadly contents into the heart of the magistrate.
Todd felt calm and satisfied now that he had actually decided to shoot Sir Richard. He pushed the barrel of the pistol about an inch through the gap created by the door's spring, and he patiently waited for the chance to send its deadly contents into the heart of the magistrate.
The aisle down which Sir Richard had slowly paced was rather a long one, and he had walked down it some half-dozen times, in deep thought, and waiting for Crotchet. There was no reason on earth why he should not come up it again, and so expose himself to the deadly aim of Todd.
The aisle that Sir Richard had slowly walked down was quite long, and he had paced it about six times, deep in thought, while waiting for Crotchet. There was no reason at all why he shouldn't walk down it again, risking exposure to Todd's deadly aim.
He did commence the walk up it. If he had taken twenty steps he would have been a dead man; but chance, or providence—it is not for us to say which—had it otherwise. After going about ten paces, he turned abruptly to the left, and made his way down a long narrow passage between the pews to the opening that led down to the vaults, where Crotchet was pursuing his inquiries.
He started walking up it. If he had taken twenty steps, he would have been a dead man; but luck, or fate—it’s not for us to decide which—had other plans. After about ten steps, he abruptly turned left and navigated down a long, narrow passage between the pews to the opening that led down to the vaults, where Crotchet was continuing his investigation.
Todd was foiled.
Todd was thwarted.
He drew back with a deep sigh.
He pulled away with a deep sigh.
"He is saved!" he said. "He is saved! It is not to be!"
"He’s saved!" he exclaimed. "He’s saved! It can't be true!"
Quite unconscious of the serious danger he had so narrowly escaped, Sir Richard went to the mouth of the opening to the vaults, and called out—
Quite unaware of the serious danger he had just narrowly avoided, Sir Richard went to the entrance of the vaults and shouted—
"Crotchet! Crotchet!"
"Crotchet! Crotchet!"
"Here you is, sir," replied Crotchet; "I was just coming. It's all right. The old wagabone hasn't done nothing, sir, to spread the fire out of his own blessed premises, as I can see. The church isn't in danger, sir, I take it."
"Here you are, sir," replied Crotchet; "I was just on my way. It's all good. The old troublemaker hasn’t done anything, sir, to spread the fire beyond his own blessed property, as far as I can see. The church isn't in danger, sir, I assume."
"Very good, Crotchet; then we need not remain here any longer. I cannot, for the life of me, think what has become of our man that we left in Todd's house. In all the riot and racket of the fire, no one seems to be at all aware of what has become of him. Is he a steady sort of a man, Crotchet?"
"Great, Crotchet; so we don't have to stay here any longer. I really can't figure out what happened to the guy we left at Todd's house. With all the chaos and noise from the fire, no one seems to know what happened to him. Is he a reliable kind of guy, Crotchet?"
"Why yes, Sir Richard, he is. But if the truth must be told, he has got the fault of many. He is fond of the—"
"Yes, Sir Richard, he is. But to be honest, he has the same flaw as many others. He enjoys the—"
Here Crotchet went through expressively the pantomime of placing a glass to his lips and draining it off, after which he rubbed his stomach, as much as to say—"Isn't it nice!"
Here Crotchet dramatically mimed putting a glass to his lips and finishing it off, after which he rubbed his stomach, as if to say—"Isn't it nice!"
"I understand, Crotchet: he drinks."
"I get it, Crotchet: he drinks."
"Rather, Sir Richard."
"Actually, Sir Richard."
"Ah, that is the case of all—or of nearly all—men in his class of life. I should not wonder now, at all, if he has not been taking a glass of something, in consequence of feeling lonely, and so set fire to the old house."
"Ah, that's true for almost all men in his situation. I wouldn't be surprised at all if he has been drinking something because he's feeling lonely, and that’s what caused the old house to catch fire."
CHAPTER CLIII.
TODD ASTONISHES THE BEADLE, AND ESCAPES PROM ST. DUNSTAN'S.
"Oh!" groaned Todd to himself. "Oh, if I had but shot the villain before the other one came up from the vaults, and all would have been well; but I cannot shoot them both at once. It is not often that I lose anything by procrastination, but I have now—Oh, yes, I have now! It is maddening!—It is quite maddening! and I could find in my own heart almost to turn this pistol against my own life, only that I hope yet to live a little while for vengeance."
"Oh!" Todd groaned to himself. "Oh, if I had only shot the villain before the other one came up from the vaults, everything would have been fine; but I can't shoot them both at the same time. It’s not often that I miss out on something by waiting too long, but I have now—Oh yes, I really have! It's infuriating!—It's absolutely infuriating! I almost feel like turning this pistol on myself, except that I still hope to live a little longer for revenge."
A smart tap came against the church door.
A quick knock sounded on the church door.
"Open the door, Crotchet," said Sir Richard. "We are alone in the church now, for the beadle was too careful of himself to remain after he found that there was some little danger."
"Open the door, Crotchet," Sir Richard said. "We're alone in the church now, since the beadle took care to leave once he realized there was some risk."
"Oh, sir," said Crotchet, with an expression of disgust in his face, "beadles is humbugs, sir; and this beadle of St. Dunstan's is the very worst of the worst of beadles. Didn't you notice, sir, what an old humbug he was before, when we was a-coming here on the hunt about Todd and that beautiful creature Mrs. Lovett? Then, sir, we found out what sort of a beadle that was. I rather think I despises beadles, sir; I does, your worship."
"Oh, sir," Crotchet said, a look of disgust on his face, "beadles are just fakes, sir; and this beadle from St. Dunstan's is the absolute worst of the worst. Didn't you notice, sir, how much of a fake he was earlier when we were coming here to look for Todd and that lovely woman, Mrs. Lovett? Then, sir, we figured out what kind of beadle he really is. I think I really despise beadles, sir; I do, your worship."
Tap came the knock at the church door again.
Tap came the knock at the church door again.
"You forget, Crotchet," said Sir Richard, pointing to the door.
"You forget, Crotchet," Sir Richard said, pointing to the door.
"Lor, yer worship, so I did. I begs his blessed pardon whosomever it is. Come in. There's nobody but the right sort here, whoever it is. Hilloa! it's our friend, Green."
"Lord, your honor, I sure did. I ask for his blessed pardon, whoever it may be. Come in. There’s no one here but good company, whoever it is. Hey! It's our friend, Green."
"Ah, Green, are you looking for me?" said Sir Richard.
"Hey, Green, are you looking for me?" said Sir Richard.
"I was, sir."
"I was, sir."
"Then you have news. What is it?"
"Then you have news. What’s up?"
"Todd is in the neighbourhood, sir, or was an hour or two ago, I am well assured."
"Todd is around the neighborhood, sir, or at least he was here an hour or two ago, I'm quite sure."
"Todd?"
"Todd?"
"Yes, sir. He was in his own house. A man came to the door of it to see the person minding it, and the door was opened a little way, and Todd tried to pull him in, and would have pulled him in, but his neckcloth gave way, and then the fire broke out directly after. The man has been in too great a fright till just a little while ago to venture into the street again."
"Yeah, sir. He was at his own house. A man came to the door to talk to the person watching it, and the door was opened just a bit. Todd tried to pull him inside and almost did, but his necktie broke, and then the fire started right after that. The man has been too scared until just a little while ago to go back out into the street."
"You have seen him?"
"Have you seen him?"
"I have, sir."
"I've got it, sir."
"Bring him here, Green."
"Bring him here, Green."
Green immediately left the church, and Mr. Crotchet set up a long and melancholy whistle.
Green immediately left the church, and Mr. Crotchet let out a long and sad whistle.
"In my heart I thought this might be," said Sir Richard, "and yet having no evidence to justify the suggestion of my fancy, I did not like to nurse the idea. Todd in this neighbourhood—Todd in his own house! Oh, what a chance!"
"In my heart, I believed this could be true," said Sir Richard, "but without any evidence to support my thoughts, I didn’t want to entertain the idea. Todd in this neighborhood—Todd in his own house! What an opportunity!"
"Your worship," said Crotchet, shaking his head and speaking slowly, with an appearance of great wisdom. "Your worship, it's mostly always the case. There's a special providence that always brings back folks as has done a murder back again to the place where they has done it; and the next time I'm on the lay for a cove as has done a slaughtering job, I shall sit myself down, yer worship, in the room where he did it and wait for him. It's a special thing of Providence, it is, sir, I feel as sure as though I did it myself, as isn't Providence at all, but just Crotchet, and no sort of mistake."
"Your honor," Crotchet said, shaking his head and speaking slowly, as if he were very wise. "Your honor, this is usually how it goes. There's a special kind of fate that always brings back people who have committed murder to the spot where they did it; and the next time I'm looking for someone who’s done a killing, I’ll just sit right down, your honor, in the room where it happened and wait for him. It's a special twist of fate, it is, sir, I feel as certain as if I did it myself, which isn’t fate at all, but just Crotchet, no doubt about it."
"You are right, Crotchet, as far as examples go. We will only just listen to what this man that Green has gone for has got to say, and then we will be off and do our best."
"You’re right, Crotchet, when it comes to examples. We’ll just hear what this guy that Green went after has to say, and then we’ll be on our way to do our best."
"Yes, yer worship, we will; and here he is."
"Yes, your honor, we will; and here he is."
Green, the officer, now brought into the church the very man with whom Todd had had the little adventure at the door of his shop; and notwithstanding the time that had elapsed since that little incident, the man was still in a state of terror, which was quite manifest in every feature of his face.
Green, the officer, now brought into the church the same man with whom Todd had the minor incident at the door of his shop; and despite the time that had passed since that little event, the man was still clearly terrified, which showed in every feature of his face.
"Why, what's the matter with you?" said Crotchet, as he dealt the man a blow on the back that nearly took all his breath away. "You look as scared as if you had just seen a ghost, old fellow, that you do."
"What's wrong with you?" Crotchet said, giving the man a hard slap on the back that nearly knocked the breath out of him. "You look as scared as if you just saw a ghost, my friend
"It was worse than a ghost."
"It was worse than a ghost."
Sir Richard Blunt stepped up to the man, and said—
Sir Richard Blunt approached the man and said—
"Do you know me? I am Sir Richard Blunt the magistrate."
"Do you know me? I’m Sir Richard Blunt, the magistrate."
"Oh, yes, sir, I know you."
"Oh, yes, I know you, sir."
"Answer me then, clearly and distinctly, for much may depend upon it. Who was it opened the door of Todd's house for you, and strove, as I hear, to drag you into it?"
"Answer me clearly and directly, because a lot might be at stake. Who opened the door to Todd's house for you and tried, as I understand it, to pull you inside?"
"Sweeney Todd, sir."
"Sweeney Todd, sir."
"Are you quite sure? Do you know him well by sight?"
"Are you absolutely sure? Do you recognize him?"
"Oh, yes, sir, I could swear it."
"Oh, yes, sir, I swear it."
"And you thought it very natural that he should be there, and if anybody there had so laid hold of you in the dark, you would, of course, at once have naturally concluded that it must be Todd?"
"And you thought it was completely normal for him to be there, and if anyone had grabbed you in the dark, you would, of course, have immediately assumed it was Todd?"
"Oh, dear no, sir, I hadn't an idea that it could be him, sir; and if I hadn't seen his face, that I know quite well, I couldn't possibly have believed it to be him."
"Oh, no, sir, I had no idea it could be him; and if I hadn't seen his face, which I recognize very well, I wouldn't have believed it was him at all."
"That is enough. I will not trouble you any further. I am much obliged to you for your information."
"That's enough. I won’t bother you anymore. I really appreciate the information you gave me."
"You are very welcome, Sir Richard; and I do hope you may catch the rascal soon. I shall never forget his having hold of me, for the longest day I have to live."
"You’re very welcome, Sir Richard; and I really hope you catch that villain soon. I’ll never forget him grabbing me for as long as I live."
Still shaking at the bare remembrance of the danger that he had run, the man left the church; and peeping over his shoulder every now and then as he went, for fear Todd should be close at hand, he took his route to quite a different quarter of the town, where he fancied he should feel more secure; for he could not make up his mind to anything but that Todd must have some special desire to lay hold of him, and add him to the already formidable muster-roll of his victims.
Still trembling at the mere thought of the danger he had faced, the man left the church. Glancing over his shoulder every so often, worried that Todd might be nearby, he took a different path through town, hoping to feel safer. He couldn't shake the feeling that Todd had a particular interest in capturing him and adding him to his already impressive list of victims.
When he left the church, Sir Richard Blunt turned to Crotchet, and said—
When he left the church, Sir Richard Blunt turned to Crotchet and said—
"Crotchet, you may depend, now, that Todd is in London, and fancies that among its crowds will be his greatest chance of safety. I will take measures at once to discover him. Come along with me to Craven-street, and you too, Green, and I will explain to you both what I think will be the best plan to adopt."
"Crotchet, you can count on it, now that Todd is in London, he believes that he’ll find his best chance of safety among the crowds. I’ll take action right away to find him. Come with me to Craven Street, and you too, Green, and I’ll explain to both of you what I think is the best plan to follow."
"All's right, sir; we'll have him," said Crotchet.
"Everything's good, sir; we’ll take him," said Crotchet.
"I think we shall," said Green, "for, large as London is, I rather think we know how to search it as well as most folks. I attend you, sir, and I will run any risk in the world to take the scoundrel prisoner."
"I think we should," said Green, "because even though London is huge, I believe we know how to search it as well as anyone else. I'm with you, sir, and I'm willing to take any risk to catch that scoundrel."
"And so will I," said Crotchet.
"And so will I," said Crotchet.
"I know you both well," said Sir Richard, "and I cannot desire to be aided by better men than you both are. Come on. I will not speak further of any plans or projects except in my own office, where I know that there are no spies or eaves-droppers."
"I know you both well," said Sir Richard, "and I can't ask for better guys to help me than you two. Let's go. I won't discuss any plans or projects anywhere else but in my own office, where I know there are no spies or eavesdroppers."
"This blessed church is pretty safe," said Crotchet. "It ain't very likely that anybody is on the listening lay in it. It would be rather cold work, I take it. But, howsomdever, there's nothing like being on the right side of the hedge, and in one's own crib, that one knows all the ins and all the outs of, after all."
"This blessed church is pretty safe," said Crotchet. "It’s not very likely that anyone is listening in here. That would be pretty cold work, I guess. But still, there's nothing like being on the right side of the fence and in your own place, where you know all the ins and outs, after all."
They both followed Sir Richard Blunt from the church, and Todd felt that he was once again alone within that sacred edifice, the very atmosphere of which was profaned by the presence of such a wretch, so loaded with crimes as he was.
They both followed Sir Richard Blunt out of the church, and Todd felt that he was once again alone in that sacred place, the very atmosphere of which was tainted by the presence of someone as wretched and burdened with crimes as he was.
"Gone," said Todd, looking up put of the pulpit, "and may all—"
"Gone," Todd said, looking up from the pulpit, "and may all—"
We cannot repeat the maledictions of Todd. They were additionally awful spoken in such a building, and from such a place in that building. It was dreadful that the roof of a place reared to the worship of God, should be desecrated by the raving curses of such a man as Todd.
We can't repeat the curses of Todd. They were even more terrible coming from that specific location in the building. It was horrifying that the roof of a place meant for the worship of God should be defiled by the insane rants of someone like Todd.
He was silent after he had satisfied his first ebullition of rage, and then he was afraid that he had gone too far, and endangered his safety by making an appearance at all above the level of the pulpit, or by speaking. How did he know but that Sir Richard Blunt might, after all, have some sort of suspicion that he was not far off, and be listening close at hand?
He was quiet after he had let out his initial burst of anger, and then he worried that he had crossed a line, putting his safety at risk by showing himself at all above the level of the pulpit or by speaking. How could he know if Sir Richard Blunt might, after all, suspect that he was nearby and be listening closely?
As this supposition, wild and vague as it was, and quite unsupported by any evidence, found a home in the brain of Todd, the perspiration of intense fear broke out upon his brow, and again he shook to the extent of making the old pulpit creak dreadfully.
As this assumption, wild and unclear as it was, and totally lacking any evidence, took hold in Todd's mind, he began to sweat from intense fear, and he shook so much that the old pulpit creaked loudly.
"Oh, hush! hush!" he moaned. "Be still—be still. I am safe yet. There is no one here. I am safe, surely. There is no one in the church. Why do I suffer more, much more, from what does not happen, than from what does?"
"Oh, be quiet! Be quiet!" he groaned. "Calm down—calm down. I'm okay for now. There’s no one here. I'm definitely safe. There’s no one in the church. Why do I feel more pain from what hasn’t happened than from what has?"
Still the notion clung to him for a little while, and he remained at the bottom of the pulpit quite needlessly for the next half hour, listening with all his might, in order to detect the slightest noise that might be indicative of the presence of a foe. But all was as still as the grave, and by slow degrees Sweeney Todd got more assured.
Still, the idea stuck in his mind for a while, and he stayed at the bottom of the pulpit for the next half hour, listening hard to catch any sound that might suggest the presence of an enemy. But everything was as quiet as a grave, and slowly, Sweeney Todd became more confident.
"I breathe again," he said. "They do not suspect that I am here. It is much too unlikely a place for them to dream of for a moment. Even Sir Richard Blunt, with his utmost prescience, does not think of looking for me in the pulpit of St. Dunstan's Church. I am safe—I am safe for the present."
"I can breathe again," he said. "They don’t suspect I’m here. It’s way too unlikely a place for them to even consider for a second. Even Sir Richard Blunt, with all his foresight, doesn’t think to look for me in the pulpit of St. Dunstan's Church. I’m safe—I’m safe for now."
He agreed with this feeling that he was quite alone in the church, and he was right. He looked over the edge of the pulpit. How still and solemn the place looked!
He felt that he was completely alone in the church, and he was right. He peered over the edge of the pulpit. The place looked so still and serious!
The morning had advanced quite sufficiently now to shed a dim light into the church, and the noise in the street contingent upon the fire had nearly passed away. The fact was, that the firemen had, after making a few efforts and finding them of no use, let Todd's house burn to the ground, and turned all their efforts towards saving the edifices on either side. In that object they were successful, so that the conflagration was over, and nothing remained but the frail wall of Todd's house.
The morning had progressed enough to let in a faint light into the church, and the noise from the street due to the fire had almost faded away. The truth was, the firefighters, after trying a few methods that proved ineffective, had allowed Todd's house to burn down completely and had focused all their efforts on saving the buildings on either side. They succeeded in that, so the fire was now out, and only the fragile wall of Todd's house was left standing.
And so the clank of the engine-pumps no longer sounded in his ears, but he could yet be certain that there was a great crowd in Fleet Street, for he heard the hum of voices, and occasionally the trouble that ensued when a vehicle tried to force its way through the dense mass of people that blocked up the thoroughfare, which at the best of times was none of the clearest.
And so the noise of the engine pumps no longer echoed in his ears, but he could still be sure that there was a huge crowd in Fleet Street, because he heard the buzz of voices and sometimes the chaos that happened when a vehicle tried to push its way through the thick mass of people blocking the street, which was never particularly clear to begin with.
"Is there a chance now of escape," said Todd, "if I could only make up my mind to it? I do not forget that I am disguised—I ought not to forget that. Who will know me? and yet that man knew me—that man that I missed killing at the old place. Yes, he knew me. He said he could swear to me. Confound him! I wish I could have sworn to his dead body. I wonder if they have left the church-door open, or, rather, only upon the latch? I—I will descend from here, and make a bold attempt."
"Is there a chance to escape now," Todd said, "if I could just commit to it? I can’t forget that I’m in disguise—I shouldn’t forget that. Who will even recognize me? But that guy knew me—the one I almost killed at the old place. Yeah, he recognized me. He said he could swear it was me. Damn him! I wish I could have sworn to his lifeless body. I wonder if they’ve left the church door open, or just unlocked? I—I’ll climb down from here and take a bold shot at it."
He opened the pulpit-door, and had got about three steps down the little ornamental flight of winding stairs that led from the pulpit to the body of the building, when the church-door was suddenly opened, and he fled back with a precipitation that made some noise, when he might have done so in perfect quietness, for it was not very likely that any one would have looked up to the pulpit immediately upon their entrance to the building.
He opened the pulpit door and had taken about three steps down the small decorative winding stairs that led from the pulpit to the main area of the building when the church door suddenly swung open. He quickly retreated with such haste that it made a noise, even though he could have done so quietly, since it was unlikely that anyone would have looked up at the pulpit right upon entering the building.
A glance towards the door convinced Mr. Todd that it was the beadle.
A quick look at the door made Mr. Todd sure it was the beadle.
"Oh, dear, I thought I heard something," said the beadle, as he closed the door after him. "But I suppose it was only fancy, after all. Now they say that all the fire is out, and that it is quite impossible for the church to be blowed up, I suppose I may come in without any danger. Lor bless us, that Sir Richard Blunt, I do believe, would think no more of blowing up a beadle, than he would of eating a penny bun, that's my opinion of him."
"Oh, dear, I thought I heard something," said the beadle as he closed the door behind him. "But I guess it was just my imagination after all. Now they say that all the fire is out and that it’s completely impossible for the church to blow up, so I guess I can come in without any risk. Goodness, I really believe that Sir Richard Blunt wouldn’t think twice about blowing up a beadle than he would about eating a cheap pastry, that’s how I see him."
"Curses on your head!" muttered Todd.
"Curses on your head!" Todd muttered.
"Bless me, what a world we live in," said the beadle.
"Wow, what a world we live in," said the beadle.
"Wretch—beast," muttered Todd; "what does he want here at this time of day?"
"Wretch—beast," muttered Todd; "what does he want here at this time of day?"
"Yes, to-morrow's Sunday," said the beadle, as if pursuing a train of thought that had found a home in his brain. "How the weeks do run round, to be sure, and one Sunday comes after another at such a rate, that it seems as if there was weeks and weeks and weeks of 'em, without any of the other days at all. I wish I hadn't to come here."
"Yeah, tomorrow's Sunday," said the beadle, as if following a thought that had settled in his mind. "The weeks really fly by, and one Sunday comes after another so quickly that it feels like there are endless Sundays without any of the other days at all. I wish I didn't have to come here."
Todd uttered faintly some dreadful imprecations, and the beadle continued talking to himself to keep his courage up, as was evident from his nervous and fidgetty manner.
Todd muttered some terrible curses under his breath, and the beadle kept talking to himself to boost his confidence, which was clear from his anxious and restless demeanor.
"Ah, dear, me. Conwulsions! I tried to persuade my wife to come and dust the communion table and the pulpit-cushions for to-morrow, but she politely declined; she needn't have thrown the bellows at my head though, for all that."
"Ah, dear me. I’m feeling overwhelmed! I tried to convince my wife to come and dust the communion table and the pulpit cushions for tomorrow, but she politely refused; she didn't need to throw the bellows at my head, though."
"Dust the pulpit-cushions!" thought Todd. "The wretch is coming up here! I shall have to cut his throat, and leave him at the bottom of the pulpit for the parson to tread upon the first thing he does to-morrow, upon coming up here to preach."
"Dust the pulpit cushions!" thought Todd. "That guy is coming up here! I’ll have to slit his throat and leave him at the bottom of the pulpit for the pastor to step on the first thing tomorrow when he comes up here to preach."
As Todd spoke, he took a clasped knife out of his pocket, and opened it with his teeth. "Oh, yes, my old friend, I shall, I see, be under the painful necessity of cutting your throat, that I shall, and I shall not hesitate about it at all."
As Todd spoke, he pulled a clasped knife out of his pocket and opened it with his teeth. "Oh, yes, my old friend, I see I'm going to have to cut your throat, and I won’t hesitate to do it at all."
"Yes," added the beadle, "I mean to say that to throw the bellows at the man is like adding insult to injury, for it is blowing him up in a kind of way that's anything but agreeable. Lor! how cold and rum the church does feel. Rum? why did I say rum and put myself in mind of it? Oh, don't I like it, rather! If I only now had a glass of real fine old Jamaica rum at this moment, I'd be as happy as a bishop."
"Yes," added the beadle, "I'm saying that throwing the bellows at the man is like adding insult to injury, because it's blowing him up in a way that's anything but pleasant. Wow! The church feels so cold and weird. Weird? Why did I say weird and remind myself of it? Oh, don't I like it, though! If I just had a glass of really fine old Jamaica rum right now, I'd be as happy as a bishop."
"Oh, I'll rum you!" growled Todd.
"Oh, I'll get you!" growled Todd.
"Eh? Eh?"
"Wait, what?"
The beadle turned round three times, as though he were going to begin a game at blind-man's-bluff, and then he said—
The beadle turned around three times, as if he were about to start a game of blind-man's-bluff, and then he said—
"I thought I heard something. Oh dear, how shivery I do get to be sure, when I'm alone in the church. I'll just get through the dusting job as quick as I can, and no mistake. Amen! Amen! I'm a miserable sinner—Amen!"
"I thought I heard something. Oh man, I really get the shivers when I'm alone in the church. I'll just finish dusting as quickly as I can, no doubt about it. Amen! Amen! I'm a terrible sinner—Amen!"
CHAPTER CLIV.
DETAILS THE PERILOUS SITUATION OF THE BEADLE.
Todd had heard all this with anger and impatience rankling at his heart. He began to have the most serious thoughts of sacrificing the beadle—indeed, if any good could have been got to himself by so doing, he would not have scrupled to do so with the greatest speed. As it was, however, he could not concoct any plan of proceedings quickly which would benefit him, and so he was compelled to remain an auditor of the beadle's private thoughts, and a spectator of what he was about, when he chose to peep over the edge of the pulpit.
Todd felt a mix of anger and impatience boiling inside him. He even seriously considered getting rid of the beadle—honestly, if he could have gained anything from it, he would have done it without hesitation. But since he couldn't come up with a quick plan that would benefit him, he had to stay as a listener to the beadle's private thoughts and a bystander to his actions when he decided to peek over the edge of the pulpit.
"Well, it's astonishing," continued the beadle, "what a fever that fellow Todd has kept me in for I don't know how long, one way or another: me and Fleet Street have been regularly bothered by him. First of all, I was in all sorts of doubts and uncertainties about the matter before they took him and tried him, and was a-going to hang him, and then I did think that he was as—good—as done—for—"
"Well, it's amazing," continued the beadle, "what a whirlwind that guy Todd has kept me in for I don't know how long, one way or another: me and Fleet Street have been seriously bothered by him. First of all, I was filled with all kinds of doubts and uncertainties about the situation before they arrested him and put him on trial, and were planning to hang him, and then I really thought he was as—good as—done for—"
As he uttered these last words, the beadle was banging one of the cushions of the communion-table, so that he was compelled for want of breath to utter them at intervals.
As he said these last words, the beadle was hitting one of the cushions on the communion table, so he had to pause for breath in between.
"Oh, confound you!" muttered Todd, "if I only had hold of you, I would throttle you, and then think of what to do afterwards."
"Oh, damn you!" muttered Todd, "if I only had you in my grip, I'd choke you, and then figure out what to do next."
Todd's great difficulty arose from the fact that he thought if he tried to descend from the pulpit, the beadle might see him and get the start of him in leaving the church, in which event the alarm that he would raise in Fleet Street would be such, that any attempt to escape would be attended by the greatest hazard.
Todd's main problem was that he believed if he tried to step down from the pulpit, the beadle might spot him and get ahead of him in leaving the church. If that happened, the commotion he would cause in Fleet Street would be so loud that any attempt to escape would involve a lot of risk.
"There is nothing for it but to wait," said Todd to himself gloomily. "I can do nothing else; but woe to him when I do catch him!"
"There’s nothing to do but wait," Todd said to himself sadly. "I can’t do anything else; but woe to him when I finally catch him!"
"This dusting job on a Saturday," said the beadle, "does seem to me to be one of the most disagreeable of all that has to be done with the church. I don't mind one's duty on a Sunday, but this is horrid. On a Sunday there's lots of people, and the old place has a sort of cheerful look about it, but now I don't like it, and I've a good mind to get one of the charity-boys of the blessed parish to keep me company."
"This cleaning job on a Saturday," said the beadle, "feels like one of the most unpleasant tasks related to the church. I don’t mind my duties on a Sunday, but this is really awful. On a Sunday, there are lots of people, and the old place has a kind of cheerful vibe about it, but right now I don’t like it, and I'm tempted to get one of the charity boys from the blessed parish to keep me company."
"I will kill him, too, if you do," muttered Todd.
"I'll kill him, too, if you do," muttered Todd.
The beadle paused upon this thought concerning the charity-boy; but as he had finished the communion-table, he did not think that for the mere dusting the pulpit and its cushions, it was worth while to make any fuss.
The beadle stopped to think about the charity boy; however, since he had already finished with the communion table, he felt it wasn't worth making a big deal about just dusting the pulpit and its cushions.
"It will soon be over," he said, "very soon. I'll just pop up and settle the pulpit, and then get home again as quick as I possibly can. I do wonder, now, if that old Todd will be caught soon? The old wretch!"
"It'll be over soon," he said, "really soon. I'll just hop up and adjust the pulpit, and then get back home as fast as I can. I wonder if that old Todd will be caught soon? That old creep!"
The beadle began the ascent of the pulpit.
The beadle started to climb up to the pulpit.
"It's my opinion," he said, "that Todd—as he had other folks made up into pies—ought to be made into one himself, and then given to mad dogs for a supper—Ha! ha! That's a very good thought of mine, and when I go to the 'Pig's-eye, Tooth, and Tinder-box,' to-night, I will out with it, and they will knock their pots and glasses against the table beautifully, and cry out—'Well done, bravo!—bravo!' I rather think I'm a great man at the 'Pig's-eye, Tooth and Tinder-box.'"
"It's my opinion," he said, "that Todd—just like he turned other people into pies—should be made into one himself and then fed to rabid dogs for dinner—Ha! ha! That’s a great idea of mine, and when I go to the 'Pig's-eye, Tooth, and Tinder-box' tonight, I'll share it, and they'll cheerfully clink their pots and glasses against the table, shouting—'Well done, bravo!—bravo!' I think I’m quite the entertainer at the 'Pig's-eye, Tooth and Tinder-box.'"
By this time the beadle had got quite to the top of the pulpit stairs, and had his hand on the door. Todd was crouched down at the bottom of the pulpit, waiting for him like some famished tiger ready to pounce upon his prey. He fully intended to murder the unfortunate beadle.
By this point, the beadle had made it to the top of the pulpit stairs and had his hand on the door. Todd was crouched at the bottom of the pulpit, waiting for him like a hungry tiger ready to pounce on its prey. He was fully intent on murdering the unfortunate beadle.
"Well, here goes," said that most unhappily-situated functionary, as he stepped into the pulpit.
"Alright, here we go," said the most unfortunate official as he stepped up to the pulpit.
Todd immediately grasped his legs.
Todd quickly grabbed his legs.
"If you say one word, you are a dead man!"
"If you say a single word, you're a dead man!"
The shock was too much for the nerves of the poor beadle of St. Dunstan's, and on the instant he fainted, and fell huddled up at the bottom of the little place.
The shock was too much for the nerves of the poor beadle of St. Dunstan's, and in that moment, he fainted and collapsed in a heap at the bottom of the small space.
Todd immediately stood upon the prostrate form of the parochial authority.
Todd immediately stood over the fallen figure of the local authority.
"Ha! ha!" he laughed, "I have him now, and I shall be able to leave St. Dunstan's yet."
"Ha! ha!" he laughed, "I've got him now, and I'll be able to leave St. Dunstan's after all."
He trampled as hard upon the beadle as he could, and then he took the clasp knife from his pocket, and said—
He stomped down on the beadle as hard as he could, then he took the pocket knife out of his pocket and said—
"It will be better to kill him. Rise, idiot, rise, and tell me if you can, why I should not cut your throat?"
"It would be better to kill him. Get up, idiot, get up, and tell me if you can, why I shouldn't cut your throat?"
The beadle neither moved nor spoke.
The beadle didn’t move or say anything.
"Is he dead?" said Todd. "Has the fright killed him? It is strange; but I have heard of such things. Why it surely must be so. The sudden shock has been the death of him, and it would be a waste of time for me to touch him. He is dead—he must be dead!"
"Is he dead?" Todd asked. "Did the scare kill him? It's odd, but I’ve heard of things like this. It has to be true. The sudden shock must have done him in, and it would be pointless for me to check on him. He’s dead—he has to be dead!"
Todd, full of this feeling, retreated two or three steps down the little winding staircase of the pulpit, and then reaching in his hand, he caught hold of the poor beadle by the hair of his head, and dragged him sufficiently out of the pulpit to be enabled to look him in the face. The eyes were closed, the inspiration seemed to be stopped, and there was, in truth, every appearance of death about the unfortunate functionary of the old church.
Todd, overwhelmed by this feeling, took two or three steps back down the small winding staircase of the pulpit. Then, reaching out, he grabbed the poor beadle by his hair and pulled him out of the pulpit just enough to see his face. The beadle's eyes were closed, he seemed to have lost all vitality, and there was really every indication of death surrounding the unfortunate worker of the old church.
"Yes, dead," said Todd; "but it will be better for me. He will be found here, and as no violence will show upon him, the doctors will learnedly pronounce it a case of apoplexy, and there will arise no suspicion of my having been here at all. It is much better, oh, much, than as if I had killed him."
"Yes, dead," Todd said. "But it will be better for me. He'll be found here, and since there's no visible violence on him, the doctors will confidently call it a case of apoplexy, and there won't be any suspicion that I was here at all. It's much better, oh, so much better, than if I had killed him."
With this feeling, Todd pushed what he considered to be the dead body of the beadle back into the pulpit again, and then himself rapidly descended the little spiral flight of stairs.
With this feeling, Todd pushed what he thought was the dead body of the beadle back into the pulpit again, and then quickly headed down the small spiral staircase.
The clock of St. Dunstan's struck the hour of ten, and Todd carefully counted the strokes.
The clock of St. Dunstan's hit ten o'clock, and Todd carefully counted the chimes.
"Ten," he said. "A busy hour—a hour of broad daylight, and I with such a price upon my head, and the hands of all men lifted against me, in one of the most populous streets in the City of London! It is a fearful risk!"
"Ten," he said. "A busy hour—a hour of broad daylight, and I have such a price on my head, with everyone against me, in one of the busiest streets in London! It’s a terrifying risk!"
It was a fearful risk, and Todd might well shudder to find that his temerity had brought him into such a position; but yet he felt that if anything were to save him, it would be boldness, and not shrinking timidity. One great cause of dread had passed away from Todd when Sir Richard Blunt left the church. If in any way Todd had had to encounter him, he would have shrunk back appalled at the frightful risk.
It was a scary risk, and Todd could easily feel a chill realizing that his boldness had landed him in such a situation; but he believed that if anything could save him, it would be courage, not cowardice. One major source of fear had disappeared for Todd when Sir Richard Blunt left the church. If he had had to face him at all, he would have recoiled in horror at the terrifying danger.
When he gained the body of the church, he glanced again up to the pulpit, but all was there profoundly still; and the fact of the death of the beadle appeared to him, Todd, to be so very firmly established, now, as to require no further confirmation.
When he reached the church, he looked up at the pulpit once more, but everything was completely quiet; and the reality of the beadle's death seemed to Todd to be so clearly established now that it needed no further confirmation.
Although the beadle had closed the church door, he had placed the key, most probably for security, in the inner side of the lock, and there Todd found it. He thought it would be a good thing to put it in his pocket, and he did so accordingly; and when the key was removed, he placed his eye to the keyhole, and peeped out into Fleet Street.
Although the beadle had closed the church door, he had most likely placed the key on the inside of the lock for security, and that’s where Todd found it. He thought it would be smart to pocket it, so he did just that; and when the key was out, he put his eye to the keyhole and looked out into Fleet Street.
Todd could see the people passing quickly, but no one cast a glance towards the old church, and he began to reason with himself, that surely there could be no difficulty in getting into the street quite unnoticed, if not quite unobserved. Again he told himself that he was well disguised.
Todd could see people hurrying by, but no one looked at the old church, and he started to convince himself that it wouldn’t be too hard to slip out onto the street without being noticed, if not completely unseen. Again, he reminded himself that he was well disguised.
"I dread no eye," he said, "but that of Sir Richard Blunt, and he is not here to look upon me. There is not one else, I think, in London that would know me through this disguise. There was never but one who could do so, and she is dead. Yes, Mrs. Lovett might have known me, but she is no more: so I will venture. Yes, I will venture now."
"I fear no one’s gaze," he said, "except for Sir Richard Blunt's, and he isn’t here to see me. I don’t think anyone else in London would recognize me in this disguise. There was only one person who could, and she’s gone. Yes, Mrs. Lovett might have recognized me, but she’s no longer alive: so I’ll take the risk. Yes, I’ll take the risk now."
His heart failed him a little as he placed his hand upon the lock of the church-door. It well might do so, for the risk he run, or was about to run, was truly fearful. He was on the point of sallying out among a population, the whole of whom were familiar with his name, and to whom he was as a being accursed, who would upon the slightest hint of identity be gladly hunted to the death.
His heart raced a bit as he put his hand on the church door lock. It was understandable, considering the danger he was facing, which was truly terrifying. He was about to step out into a crowd that all knew his name, and to them, he was like a cursed soul, who would be eagerly hunted down to death at the slightest hint of recognition.
Truly, Todd might well hesitate.
Todd might hesitate.
But yet to hesitate was perhaps to be lost. How could he tell now one moment from another when some one might come to the church-door? and then he would be in a worse position than before. Yes, he felt that he must make the attempt to leave, whether that attempt should involve him in destruction or not, for to stay were far worse.
But to hesitate might mean losing everything. How could he distinguish one moment from the next when someone could arrive at the church door? If that happened, he would be in an even worse situation than before. Yes, he realized he had to try to leave, regardless of whether it would lead to his downfall, because staying was much worse.
He opened the door and coolly closed it again, and marched into Fleet Street.
He opened the door, casually closed it again, and strode into Fleet Street.
We say he did this coolly, but it were better to say that he acted a coolness that he was far from feeling. A very tempest of terror was at his heart. His brain for a moment or two felt like a volcano, and he reeled as he felt himself in the broad open light of day in Fleet Street among the throng of the population, and yet in that throng was in truth his greatest safety.
We say he did this calmly, but it would be more accurate to say that he pretended to be calm when he was actually filled with fear. A storm of terror was inside him. For a moment, his mind felt like a volcano, and he swayed as he found himself in the bright light of day on Fleet Street among the crowd, and yet, within that crowd was, in reality, his greatest safety.
"Ain't you well, sir?" said a man.
"Aren't you feeling well, sir?" said a man.
Todd started and placed his hand upon the knife that he had handy in his pocket; and then he thought that after all it might only be a civil inquiry, and he replied—
Todd started and put his hand on the knife he had in his pocket; then he thought that maybe it was just a civil inquiry, and he replied—
"Oh, yes, thank you—thank you, sir. But I am old."
"Oh, yes, thank you—thank you, sir. But I'm old."
"I beg your pardon, sir."
"Excuse me, sir."
The man passed on.
The man passed away.
"Oh, curse you! I should like to settle you," said Todd to himself as he passed through Temple Bar; but what a relief it was to pass through Temple Bar at all! To leave that now frightfully dangerous Fleet Street behind him. Oh, yes, that was a relief indeed; and Todd felt as if some heavy weight had been taken off his heart upon the moment that he set foot in the Strand.
"Oh, damn you! I want to take care of you," Todd said to himself as he walked through Temple Bar; but what a relief it was to get through Temple Bar at all! To leave that now terrifying Fleet Street behind him. Oh, yes, that was a real relief; and Todd felt like a heavy weight had been lifted off his heart the moment he stepped onto the Strand.
"Am I safe?" he muttered. "Am I safe? Oh, no, no. Do not let me be too confident."
"Am I safe?" he murmured. "Am I safe? Oh, no, no. I shouldn't get too comfortable."
He was superstitiously afraid of pluming himself upon the fact of having got so far in safety, lest at the moment that he did so, malignant destiny might be revenged upon him, by bringing in his way some one who might know him, even though his capital disguise; so he went on tremblingly.
He was superstitiously afraid to take pride in the fact that he had made it this far safely, worried that at the moment he did, some malicious fate would punish him by crossing his path with someone who might recognize him, despite his clever disguise; so he continued on, trembling.
Todd did not like large open thoroughfares now, and yet, perhaps, if he had set to work reasoning upon the subject, he would have come to the conclusion that they were quite as safe, if not a few degrees safer for him, than by-streets but there was something in the glaring publicity of such a thoroughfare as the Strand that he shrunk from, and he was glad to get from it into the gloomy precincts of Holywell Street.
Todd didn’t like big open streets anymore, and yet, if he had thought it through, he might have concluded that they were just as safe, if not a little bit safer, for him than side streets. However, there was something about the harsh exposure of a street like the Strand that he wanted to avoid, so he was relieved to escape into the shadowy areas of Holywell Street.
That street then, as now, was certainly not the resort of the most choice of the population of London, but Todd liked it, and he was wonderfully attracted by a dirty-looking little public-house which was then in it. A murder was committed in that house afterwards, and it lost its licence, and was eventually destroyed by fire.
That street, just like today, wasn’t really a place where the most desirable people in London hung out, but Todd liked it, and he was really drawn to a shabby little pub that was there at the time. A murder happened in that pub later on, it lost its license, and eventually burned down.
"Dare I go in here?" said Todd. "I am faint for want of food, and if I do not have something soon I feel that I shall sink, and then there will be a fuss, and who knows what horrible discovery might then take place? This house is dark and gloomy, and in all likelihood is the resort of gentlemen who are not in the habit of having any superfluous questions asked of them; so it will suit me well."
"Dare I go in here?" said Todd. "I'm feeling weak from hunger, and if I don't eat something soon, I'm afraid I'll collapse. Then there will be a scene, and who knows what terrible discovery might happen? This house is dark and gloomy, probably a hangout for people who don’t like to be asked unnecessary questions; so it should work for me."
He dived in at the narrow doorway, and found himself in one of the smallest and darkest public-houses that he had ever beheld in all his life, for although he had lived so long in Fleet Street so close at hand, he had never ventured into that den.
He jumped into the narrow doorway and found himself in one of the smallest and darkest pubs he had ever seen in his life. Even though he had lived near Fleet Street for so long, he had never dared to step into that dive.
"A nice parlour to the right, sir," said a rather masculine-looking specimen of the fair sex in the bar.
"A nice lounge to the right, sir," said a somewhat masculine-looking woman in the bar.
"Thank you, madam."
"Thank you, ma'am."
Todd went to the right, and opening a little door, which, in consequence of having a cord and pulley attached to it, made a great resistance, he entered a little grimy room, the walls of which were of wainscot, but so begrimed with tobacco smoke were they, that they were of the colour of the darkest rose-wood, and the ceiling in no way differed from them in tint. A fire was burning in a little wretched grate, and the floor was covered with coarse sand, which crackled under Todd's feet.
Todd went to the right and opened a small door that had a cord and pulley attached, making it really hard to open. He stepped into a small, dirty room with wainscoted walls, but they were so stained with tobacco smoke that they looked like the darkest rosewood. The ceiling matched them in color. A fire burned in a shabby little grate, and the floor was covered in rough sand that crackled under Todd's feet.
The furniture of this little den, which certainly had the name of 'Parlour' from courtesy only, consisted of the coldest-looking rigid wooden chairs and tables that could be imagined. Two men sat by the fire trying to warm themselves, for a cold wind was blowing in the streets of London, and the season was chilly and wintry for the time of the year.
The furniture in this small room, which was only called the 'Parlour' out of politeness, included the most uncomfortable-looking wooden chairs and tables you could picture. Two men sat by the fire, trying to warm up as a chilly wind swept through the streets of London, and the season felt cold and wintry for this time of year.
Todd, when he found the parlour had some one in it, would gladly have effected a retreat; but to do so, after he had made his way into the middle of the room, would have only aroused suspicion, so he resolved to go on, and carry the affair through; and for greater safety, he put on a very infirm aspect, and appeared to be bent double by age and disease.
Todd, when he saw that someone was in the parlor, would have happily turned around and left; but doing so after making his way to the middle of the room would only raise suspicion. So he decided to keep going and see this through. To stay safer, he pretended to look very frail and hunched over from age and illness.
He coughed dreadfully.
He coughed terribly.
"You don't seem to be very well, sir," said one of the men.
"You don't look so well, sir," said one of the men.
"Oh, dear me, no," said Todd. "When you are as old as I am, young man, you won't wonder at infirmities coming upon you."
"Oh, dear me, no," Todd said. "When you get as old as I am, young man, you won’t be surprised when weaknesses start to show."
"Young man, do you call me? I am forty."
"Young man, are you calling me? I'm forty."
"Ah, forty! When I was forty, and that was thirty years ago, I thought myself quite a youth. Oh, dear me, but what with the gout, and the lumbago, and two or three more little things, I am nearly done for now. Oh, dear me, life's a burthen."
"Ah, forty! When I was forty, which was thirty years ago, I thought I was still quite young. Oh, my, but with the gout, the back pain, and a few other little issues, I'm nearly finished now. Oh, my, life is a burden."
"What would you like to have, sir?" said a girl who waited upon the parlour guests, and who came in for Todd's order.
"What would you like to have, sir?" asked a girl who was serving the guests in the parlor and came in to take Todd's order.
"Anything, my dear, you have in the house to eat, and some brandy to drink, if you please."
"Anything you have to eat at home, and some brandy to drink, if you don’t mind."
"Sit by the fire, sir," said one of the men; "you will be more comfortable. We ought to make way for age."
"Sit by the fire, sir," one of the men said; "you'll be more comfortable. We should make room for age."
"Oh, dear no, I thank you. I must be somewhere where I can rest my poor back at times, so I like this corner." It was a dark corner, and Todd preferred it. "It will do very well for me, if you please. Oh, dear me; don't disturb yourselves, gentlemen, on my account, I beg of you. I am an old broken-down man, and have not long to live now in this world of care and sorrow."
"Oh, no, thank you. I need a spot where I can rest my tired back sometimes, so I like this corner." It was a dark corner, and Todd preferred it. "This will work just fine for me, if that's okay. Oh, please; don’t worry about me, gentlemen, I insist. I'm an old, worn-out man and don’t have much time left in this world of worry and sadness."
CHAPTER CLV.
TODD GETS THE BETTER OF THE SHARPERS, AND TAKES A BOAT.
The girl brought Todd a plate of roast-beef, a loaf, and some brandy, with which he regaled himself tolerably well; but he was uncomfortably conscious that the two men were looking at him all the while.
The girl brought Todd a plate of roast beef, a loaf of bread, and some brandy, which he enjoyed fairly well; but he felt awkwardly aware that the two men were watching him the entire time.
"Gentlemen," he said, "it's a very odd thing, but my appetite continues good notwithstanding all my infirmities. I eat well, and I drink well, and the doctors say that that is what keeps me alive."
"Gentlemen," he said, "it's a strange thing, but my appetite is still strong despite all my health issues. I eat well, and I drink well, and the doctors say that's what keeps me going."
"I should not wonder," said one of the men drily.
"I shouldn't be surprised," said one of the men dryly.
"Yes," said the other, with a laugh, "you are like us, old gentleman; we live by victuals and drink."
"Yeah," said the other, laughing, "you're just like us, old man; we survive on food and drinks."
"Ah, I didn't mean that," said Todd; "you young people are so fond of your jokes. Dear me, when I was young I used to be fond of my joke, likewise, but now I am so old, that what with my winter cough, and the gout, and all that sort of thing, my joking days are long since gone by. I lost my poor wife, too, a little while ago—bless her heart! Ah, me!"
"Ah, I didn't mean that," Todd said. "You young people love your jokes. Honestly, when I was young, I enjoyed my jokes too, but now I'm so old that with my winter cough, the gout, and all that stuff, my joking days are long gone. I also lost my poor wife not too long ago—bless her heart! Oh, dear!"
Todd had the greatest inclination in the world to make up one of his old diabolical faces at this juncture; but he restrained himself, for he felt the danger of doing so; and then affecting to wipe away a tear, he added—
Todd really felt like making one of his classic evil faces at that moment; but he held back, knowing it could be risky. Then, pretending to wipe away a tear, he added—
"But I find my consolation in religion. There's where, gentlemen, an old man may look for comfort, and that strength of heart and soul, which in this world is denied to him."
"But I find comfort in my faith. That's where, gentlemen, an older man can seek solace and the strength of heart and spirit that this world denies him."
"Very true, sir—very true."
"That's very true, sir."
"Ah, gentlemen, it is true; and there's nothing in all the world like an easy conscience. That's the sort of thing to make a man feel serene and happy in this world, while he is preparing for the joys of the next."
"Ah, gentlemen, it’s true; there’s nothing in the world like having a clear conscience. That’s what helps a person feel calm and happy in this life while getting ready for the joys of the next."
"How delightful it is, sir," said one of the men, "for us to meet with a gentleman who has the same opinion as ourselves. Will you join us in a glass, sir, if you please?"
"How wonderful it is, sir," said one of the men, "for us to meet someone who shares our views. Would you like to join us for a drink, sir, if you don't mind?"
"Oh, yes—yes, with pleasure. What a shocking bad fire, they tell me, has been in Fleet Street."
"Oh, yes—definitely, I'd be happy to. I've heard there's been a really terrible fire in Fleet Street."
"Yes, it's the notorious Todd's house."
"Yeah, it's the infamous Todd's house."
"In—deed!"
"Indeed!"
The man who had proposed the social glass rang the bell, and ordered three tumblers of brandy-and-water, and then he said—
The guy who suggested having a drink rang the bell and ordered three glasses of brandy and water, and then he said—
"Ah, sir! if you or I could only lay hold of Sweeney Todd it would be rather a good day's work."
"Hey, sir! If you or I could just catch Sweeney Todd, it would be quite an achievement for the day."
"Oh, dear, God forbid!" said Todd. "He would soon lay me low if I were to try to lay hold of him, with, as I may say in a manner of speaking, one foot in the grave. I am not, in the natural order of things, long for this world, gentlemen, and it is not for me to lay hold of desperate characters."
"Oh, no, God forbid!" said Todd. "He would quickly take me down if I tried to get to him, especially since, to put it mildly, I'm already half in the grave. I don't have much time left in this world, gentlemen, and it's not for me to take on dangerous people."
"That's true, sir; but do you know the reward that is offered for him by the Secretary of State?"
"That's true, sir; but do you know the reward the Secretary of State is offering for him?"
"No! Is there really a reward for him?"
"No! Is there actually a reward for him?"
"Yes, a thousand pounds clear to any one who will lodge him in any jail. A thousand pounds! Why, it makes a man's mouth water to think of it. One might retire, Bill, mightn't one, and give up all sorts of—"
"Yes, a thousand pounds to anyone who puts him in jail. A thousand pounds! Just thinking about it is enough to make anyone's mouth water. One could retire, Bill, couldn’t they, and give up all kinds of—"
Bill gave his enthusiastic comrade rather a severe cautionary kick under the table, and it seemed to have the effect of stopping the word 'thieving' from coming past his lips quite at unawares—at least that was the way Todd translated it. He had not the smallest doubt but that the public-house was a very indifferent one, and that the two men whom he was in company with in it were two of the most arrant thieves in all London.
Bill gave his enthusiastic friend a sharp kick under the table, and it seemed to prevent him from saying the word 'thieving' without realizing it—at least, that’s how Todd interpreted it. He had no doubt that the pub they were in was pretty bad, and that the two men he was with were among the most notorious thieves in all of London.
Todd resolved to act accordingly, and he did not let them see that he had the least suspicion of them; but he kept such a wary eye upon their movements, that nothing they did or looked escaped him. They little supposed that so keen an observer watched them as Sweeney Todd was.
Todd decided to act accordingly, and he didn't let them see that he had the slightest suspicion of them; but he kept a close watch on their movements so that nothing they did or indicated went unnoticed by him. They had no idea that such a sharp observer as Sweeney Todd was watching them.
The brandy-and-water that had been ordered soon made its appearance; and Todd, while perpetrating a very well-acted fit of coughing, saw one of the men just slightly wink at the other, and take a little way from his waistcoat pocket a small bottle.
The brandy and water that had been ordered quickly arrived, and Todd, while pretending to cough dramatically, noticed one of the men give a subtle wink to the other and pull a small bottle from his waistcoat pocket.
"Oh!" thought Todd, "my brandy-and-water will be prepared, I see; and if I do not look sharp, these fellows will rob me of all that I have run so much risk, and took so much trouble to get out of the old house."
"Oh!" thought Todd, "I see my brandy and water is being prepared; and if I’m not careful, these guys will take everything I risked so much and worked so hard to get out of the old house."
After a moment's thought, he rose and said—
After thinking for a moment, he got up and said—
"I will only go and pay for what I have had at the bar, and you must permit me likewise to pay for this."
"I will only go and pay for what I’ve had at the bar, and you have to let me pay for this too."
"Oh, no—no!"
"Oh, no—no!"
"Oh, yes, but I will—I will! I dare say that I have the most money, after all, for I have been very careful in my time, and saved a trifle, so you must permit me."
"Oh, yes, I will—I definitely will! I bet I have the most money after all because I've been very careful with it and saved a little, so you have to allow me."
The two thieves were so delighted at getting rid of him for a few moments, that although they declared it was too bad, they let him go. The moment he was gone, one said to the other, with a grin—
The two thieves were so happy to be rid of him for a little while, that even though they said it was unfair, they let him go. As soon as he left, one turned to the other with a grin—
"Bill, put a good dose into the old chap's glass. He has got a rare gold watch in his pocket, and there's a ring on his finger, that if it isn't a diamond, it's as near like one as ever I heard of. Give him a good dose."
"Bill, pour a generous amount into the old guy's glass. He's got a rare gold watch in his pocket, and there's a ring on his finger that, if it isn’t a diamond, it's the closest thing I’ve ever seen. Give him a good pour."
"Well, but you know that even a few drops will settle him?"
"Well, you know that even a few drops will calm him down?"
"Never mind that. It's all right enough; pour it in."
"Don't worry about that. It's fine; just pour it in."
They put enough of some deadly drug into the glass of brandy-and water that stood next to where Todd had been sitting to kill a horse; and then he returned and sat down with a groan, as he said—
They poured enough of some lethal drug into the glass of brandy and water that was next to where Todd had been sitting to kill a horse; then he came back and sat down with a groan as he said—
"It's quite a funny thing! There's a man at the bar inquiring for somebody; and he's got a red waistcoat on."
"It's kind of funny! There's a guy at the bar asking for someone, and he's wearing a red vest."
"A red waistcoat!" cried both the the thieves, jumping up. "Did you say a red waistcoat?"
"A red waistcoat!" shouted both thieves, jumping up. "Did you just say a red waistcoat?"
"Why, yes; and I think he is what they call a Bow Street thingamy—Lord bless my old brain! what do they call them—"
"Yes, I believe he's what they call a Bow Street something—oh my goodness, what do they call them—"
"A runner?"
"Are you a runner?"
"Ah, to be sure, a Bow Street runner, to be sure."
"Yeah, definitely a Bow Street runner, for sure."
Both the thieves bundled out of the parlour in a moment, and Todd was not idle while they were gone. The first thing he did was to decant his own brandy-and-water—which had been drugged—into an empty glass. Then he filled his glass with the contents of one of the thieves' glasses. After that, he half filled that glass with the drugged spirit, and filled it up from the other thief's glass, and that again he filled up with the drugged spirit.
Both thieves rushed out of the room in a flash, and Todd didn’t waste any time while they were away. The first thing he did was pour his own drugged brandy-and-water into an empty glass. Then he filled his glass with the contents of one of the thieves’ glasses. After that, he half-filled that glass with the drugged drink and topped it off from the other thief's glass, and then filled that one again with the drugged drink.
By this means, each of them had half from the glass they had—as they thought—so very cleverly drugged for him, to drink from; and as they had not scrupled to put in an over dose, it may be fairly presumed that there was in each of their glasses quite enough to make them very uncomfortable.
By this method, each of them ended up with half of the glass they had—thinking they had cleverly drugged it for him to drink from; and since they didn’t hesitate to put in an overdose, it’s reasonable to assume that each of their glasses contained more than enough to make them very uncomfortable.
They both returned.
They both came back.
"There's nobody there now," said one. "Are you sure you saw him, sir? We can't see any one."
"There's nobody there now," said one. "Are you sure you saw him, sir? We can't see anyone."
"Didn't I tell you he was going away when I saw him? It was only the latch of the door catching his top-coat that made me see his red waistcoat; and it was a wonder then that I saw it, for I am not very noticeable in those things. Oh, dear, how bad my cough is."
"Didn't I tell you he was leaving when I saw him? It was just the door latch catching his overcoat that made me notice his red vest; and it was surprising that I saw it at all because I usually don’t pay attention to those things. Oh no, my cough is really bad."
"Take some of your brandy-and-water, sir," said one of the thieves, as he winked at the other. "It will do you good, sir."
"Have some of your brandy and water, sir," said one of the thieves, as he winked at the other. "It'll do you good, sir."
"Not a doubt of it," said the other.
"There's no doubt about it," said the other.
"Do you think so? Well—well, perhaps it may. Here's my friendship to both of you, gentlemen; and I hope we shall none of us repent of this happy meeting. I am much pleased, gentlemen, to see you both, and hope the brandy-and-water will do us all a world of good. I will give you a toast, gentlemen."
"Do you really think so? Well, maybe it could. Here’s to both of you, gentlemen; and I hope none of us regret this great meeting. I’m really glad to see you both and hope the brandy and water will do us all a lot of good. I’d like to propose a toast, gentlemen."
"Ah, a toast!—a toast!"
"Cheers!"
"But mind gentlemen, you must take a good draught, if you drink my toast—Will you?"
"But listen up, gentlemen, you have to take a good gulp if you're going to drink to my toast—Will you?"
"Will we? Ay, to be sure, if you will."
"Will we? Yeah, for sure, if you want to."
"I promise, gentlemen; so here's the toast—It's to the very cunning fox who laid a trap for another, and caught his own tail in it!"
"I promise, guys; so here’s the toast—it’s to the clever fox who set a trap for someone else and ended up catching his own tail in it!"
"What a droll toast!" said the two thieves. They paused a moment, but as they saw their new friend drink at least one-half of his brandy-and-water in honour of the toast, they did the same thing, and looked at each other quite contented and pleased as possible that the drugged spirit, at the very first pull, had been so freely partaken of—for they had found, by experience, the victims they would have made perceived a disagreeable taste, and would not drink twice.
"What a funny toast!" said the two thieves. They stopped for a moment, but when they saw their new friend drink at least half of his brandy-and-water in honor of the toast, they did the same and looked at each other, feeling quite happy and satisfied that the drugged drink had been so readily consumed—because they had learned from experience that the victims they would have chosen noticed an unpleasant taste and wouldn’t drink it again.
"Hilloa!" said Todd.
"Hey!" said Todd.
"What's the matter, old gentleman?"
"What's wrong, sir?"
"Do you know, this is very good brandy-and-water?"
"Did you know, this is really good brandy and water?"
"Glad you like it."
"Happy you like it."
"Like it?—I couldn't be off liking it. It's capital! Let's finish these glasses, and have others at once."
"Like it?—I couldn't possibly like it more. It's fantastic! Let's finish these drinks and get some more right away."
As he spoke he finished his glass, and the two thieves were so delighted that he had taken it all, that they at once finished theirs likewise; and then they looked at him, and then at each other, until one said to the other, as he made a wry face—
As he spoke, he finished his glass, and the two thieves were so pleased that he had downed it all that they immediately finished theirs too. Then they looked at him and then at each other until one of them made a grimace and said to the other—
"I say, Bill, I—I don't much like my glass. How did yours taste, eh, old fellow?"
"I gotta say, Bill, I—I’m not really a fan of my drink. How did yours taste, huh, buddy?"
"Very queer."
"Very strange."
"How strange," said Todd; "mine was beautiful! I hope, gentlemen, you have not made a mistake and put anything out of the way in your own glasses instead of mine?"
"How weird," said Todd; "mine was gorgeous! I hope, guys, you didn't mess up and accidentally put something in your own glasses instead of mine?"
"Oh, dear. Oh—oh! I am going, Bill."
"Oh, no. Oh—oh! I'm leaving, Bill."
"And so am I. Oh, murder! My head is going round and round like a humming-top as big as St. Paul's."
"And so am I. Oh, what a nightmare! My head is spinning like a top as big as St. Paul's."
"And so is mine."
"Same here."
"Then, gentlemen," said Todd, rising, "I shall have the pleasure of bidding you good day, and I hope you have just sense enough left to appreciate the toast of the 'cunning fox that laid a trap for another, in which he caught his own tail,' and I have the further pleasure of informing you that I am Sweeney Todd."
"Well then, gentlemen," Todd said as he stood up, "I’ll take the pleasure of saying goodbye, and I hope you have enough sense left to appreciate the toast about the 'clever fox who set a trap for someone else and ended up catching his own tail.' I’m also pleased to let you know that I am Sweeney Todd."
The two thieves, quite overcome by the powerful and death-dealing narcotic they had placed in the liquor, fell to the floor in a state of perfect insensibility, and Todd very calmly walked out of the public-house.
The two thieves, completely overwhelmed by the strong and deadly drug they had mixed into the liquor, collapsed on the floor in total unconsciousness, and Todd calmly walked out of the bar.

Todd Turns The Tables On The Two Sharpers, And Escapes.
Todd Turns the Tables on the Two Swindlers and Escapes.
"This will not do," he said, when he reached the west-end of Holywell Street. "I must not run such risks as this. I must now be off. But where to? That is the question. Out of London, of course. The river, I think—ay, the river. That will be the best. I will house myself until night, and then I will hire a boat and go to Gravesend. From there I shall not find much difficulty in getting on board some foreign vessel, and with what I have in my pockets I will bid adieu to England for a little while, until I can sell my watches and jewels, and then I will come back and have my revenge yet upon those whom I only live now to destroy."
"This won't work," he said when he arrived at the west end of Holywell Street. "I can't take risks like this. I need to get out of here. But where to? That's the question. Definitely out of London. The river, I think—yes, the river. That will be the best option. I'll find a place to wait until night, then I'll rent a boat and head to Gravesend. From there, it shouldn’t be too hard to get on a foreign ship, and with what I have in my pockets, I can say goodbye to England for a bit until I sell my watches and jewels. Then I'll return and get my revenge on those who I now only live to destroy."
Full of these thoughts, Todd went down one of the narrow streets leading to the Thames, and as he saw a bill in a window of lodgings to let, he thought he should be safer there than in a house of public entertainment. He resolved upon taking a lodging for a week at any cost, and then leaving it in the evening after he should have had some rest at it, which he might do for the remainder of the day, provided the people would take him in, which he had very little doubt of them doing, as he did not intend to object to their terms, and he did intend to pay in advance.
Full of these thoughts, Todd walked down one of the narrow streets that led to the Thames. When he saw a sign in a window for rooms to rent, he figured he would be safer there than in a public house. He decided to rent a room for a week, no matter the cost, and then leave in the evening after he had rested, which he could do for the rest of the day, as long as the people would take him in. He was pretty sure they would, since he didn’t plan to argue about their terms and intended to pay in advance.
Todd knocked at the door.
Todd knocked on the door.
It was answered by a woman of the true landlady species, who, upon hearing that it was the lodging Todd was after, was all smiles and sweetness immediately.
It was answered by a woman of the genuine landlady type, who, upon hearing that Todd was looking for a place to stay, immediately became all smiles and sweetness.
"I have come up from the country, madam," said Todd, "and my luggage is at an inn in Gracechurch Street. I intend to send for it in the morning; and as I am weary, if you can accommodate me with a lodging, as I have some business to transact for my son, the Deacon, in London, I shall be much obliged."
"I've come up from the countryside, ma'am," said Todd, "and my bags are at a hotel on Gracechurch Street. I plan to have them sent for in the morning, and since I'm tired, if you could help me out with a place to stay, I'd really appreciate it. I have some business to take care of for my son, the Deacon, in London."
"Oh, dear, yes sir; walk in. We have every accommodation. The drawing-room floor, sir, at three guineas and a few extras."
"Oh, of course, sir; come on in. We have everything you need. The drawing-room floor is three guineas, plus a few extra charges."
"That will just do," said Todd. "Will you be so good as to show me the rooms, madam?"
"That's perfect," said Todd. "Could you please show me the rooms, ma'am?"
Todd saw the rooms, and of course admired them very much; and then he said, in the blandest manner—
Todd looked at the rooms and, of course, admired them quite a bit; then he said, in the most nonchalant way—
"I think the rooms very cheap, madam, and will take them at once, if you please. The reference I will give you, is to the Principal of Magdalen College, Oxford, the Reverend Peter Sly, madam. My own name is Bones, and my son is the Reverend Archdeacon Bones. I will pay you now a week in advance; and all I have to beg of you is, that you do yourself justice as to charges. I will lie down and rest for a few hours, if you please, madam."
"I think the rooms are very cheap, ma'am, and I’ll take them right away, if that’s okay. The reference I can provide is from the Principal of Magdalen College, Oxford, the Reverend Peter Sly. My name is Bones, and my son is the Reverend Archdeacon Bones. I’ll pay you a week in advance now; all I ask is that you charge me fairly. I’d like to lie down and rest for a few hours, if that’s alright, ma'am."
"Oh, dear, sir! yes, certainly, Mr. Bones. There shall be no noise to disturb you, and anything you want, if you will be so good as to ring for, I will supply you with the greatest pleasure."
"Oh, dear, sir! Yes, of course, Mr. Bones. There won’t be any noise to bother you, and whatever you need, just ring for it, and I’ll be happy to provide it."
"Thank you, madam."
"Thank you, ma'am."
Thus then was it that Todd secured himself what appeared to be a wonderfully safe asylum until night. He got into the bed with all his clothes on; for he did not know how sudden the emergency might be that might induce him to rise; and he soon fell into a deep sleep, for he had undergone the greatest fatigues of late.
Thus, Todd found what seemed to be a very secure place to stay until night. He climbed into bed fully dressed because he wasn’t sure how quickly he might need to get up. He soon fell into a deep sleep, having gone through a lot of exhaustion lately.
CHAPTER CLVI.
SIR RICHARD BLUNT IS VERY NEAR TAKING HIS PRISONER.
We left the poor beadle in anything but a pleasant situation in the pulpit of St. Dunstan's Church.
We left the poor beadle in anything but a nice situation in the pulpit of St. Dunstan's Church.
Now it so happened that the beadle was particularly wanted at home; and as he did not make his appearance, his wife repaired to the church to search for him; but it was locked by Todd, who had swung the door shut after him, and as he had taken the key with him, she could not make her way into the sacred edifice.
Now, it just so happened that the beadle was needed at home, and since he didn’t show up, his wife went to the church to look for him. However, it was locked by Todd, who had closed the door behind him and taken the key with him, so she couldn’t get into the holy building.
As she stood at the door, however, she distinctly heard deep groans issuing from some one within the church; and in a state of great alarm, she ran off to one of the churchwardens, who had a duplicate key, and related what she had heard.
As she stood at the door, she clearly heard deep groans coming from inside the church; feeling extremely alarmed, she ran to one of the churchwardens, who had a spare key, and told him what she had heard.
The churchwarden not being one of the most valorous of men, rather, upon the whole, declined to go into the church with no other escort than the beadle's wife; and as he, too, upon listening at the key-hole, heard the groans distinctly, he called upon the passers-by to assist, and got together quickly enough about twenty people to go into the church with him.
The churchwarden, not being one of the bravest men, ultimately decided against going into the church with only the beadle's wife for company. When he listened at the keyhole and clearly heard the groans, he called on those passing by for help and quickly gathered about twenty people to join him in entering the church.
"Gentlemen," he said, "I don't know what it is, but there's groans; and in these horrid times, when, for all we know, Sweeney Todd is about the neighbourhood, one can't be too cautious."
“Gentlemen,” he said, “I’m not sure what it is, but there are groans; and in these terrible times, especially with Sweeney Todd around the neighborhood, you can never be too careful.”
"Certainly," said everybody.
"Of course," said everyone.
"Then, gentlemen, if we all go in together when I open the door, it will be the very best plan."
"Then, guys, if we all go in together when I open the door, it will be the best plan."
This was duly agreed to; and the churchwarden, with a trembling hand, turned his key in the lock, and opened the door. He then stepped aside, and let all the crowd go in first, thinking that, as he was a man in office, the parish could not afford to lose him, in case anything serious should happen.
This was agreed upon; and the churchwarden, with a shaking hand, turned his key in the lock and opened the door. He then stepped aside and let the entire crowd go in first, believing that, since he was an official, the parish couldn't afford to lose him if anything serious were to happen.
"Well, gentlemen," he cried, "what is it?"
"Well, guys," he shouted, "what’s going on?"
"Nothing," said everybody.
"Nothing," everyone said.
"Then I will soon let nothing see that I, a churchwarden, am not to be frightened with impunity—that is to say, when I say frightened, I don't exactly mean that, but astonished, I mean. Come, come—if any one be here, I call upon them to surrender in the king's name!"
"Then I won't let anyone see that I, a churchwarden, am unafraid of consequences—that is to say, when I say 'afraid,' I don't exactly mean that, but rather 'astonished,' I mean. Come on—if anyone is here, I call on them to surrender in the king's name!"
A deep groan was the only response to this valorous speech; and the moment the churchwarden heard it, he bolted out of the church, and ran right across the way into a shop opposite.
A deep groan was the only response to this brave speech; and the moment the churchwarden heard it, he dashed out of the church and ran straight across the street into a shop across the way.
For a moment or two, this precipitate retreat of the churchwarden had something contagious in it, and the whole of the men who had been induced to stop and go into the church with him were inclined to retreat likewise; but curiosity detained some three of four of them, and that gave courage to the others.
For a minute or two, the sudden retreat of the churchwarden had a contagious effect, and all the men who had been persuaded to stop and enter the church with him were tempted to back away too; but curiosity held back three or four of them, which encouraged the others.
"What was it?" said one.
"What was it?" asked one.
"A groan," said another; "and it came from the pulpit."
"A groan," said another; "and it came from the pulpit."
"The pulpit!" cried everybody.
"There's the pulpit!" everyone shouted.
"Who ever heard of a pulpit groaning?" cried a third.
"Who ever heard of a pulpit creaking?" shouted a third.
"You stupid!" cried the second speaker: "might it not be some one in the pulpit?—and—Oh Lord—there's a head!"
"You fool!" shouted the second speaker. "Could it be someone in the pulpit?—and—Oh my God—there's a head!"
At this they all took to flight; but at the door they encountered a man, who called out—
At this, they all ran away, but at the door, they came across a man who shouted—
"What's the matter? Can't you tell a fellow what the blessed row is—eh?"
"What's wrong? Can't you tell someone what the deal is—huh?"
This was no other than our old friend Crotchet, who was returning from a conference with Sir Richard Blunt at his private office in Craven Street.
This was none other than our old friend Crotchet, who was coming back from a meeting with Sir Richard Blunt at his private office on Craven Street.
"Oh, it's a ghost! A ghost!"
"Oh, it's a ghost! A ghost!"
"A what?"
"What?"
"A ghost in the pulpit, and there is his head."
"A ghost in the pulpit, and there's his head."
"You don't say so?" said Crotchet, as he peered into the church, and shading his eyes with his hand, saw the beadle's head just peeping over the side of the pulpit in a most mysterious kind of way. "I'll soon have him out, ghost or no ghost."
"You don’t say?" Crotchet said as he looked into the church, shading his eyes with his hand. He saw the beadle’s head just barely showing over the edge of the pulpit in a really mysterious way. "I’ll get him out of there, ghost or not."
Courage is as contagious as fear, especially when somebody else volunteers to run all the risk; and so when Crotchet said he would soon have the somebody out of the pulpit, the whole crowd followed him into the church, applauding him very greatly for his prowess, and declaring that if he had not then arrived, they would soon have had the ghost or no ghost out of the sacred building, that they would. But they kept within a few paces of the door for all that, so that they might be ready for a rush into Fleet Street, if Mr. Crotchet should be overcome in the adventure.
Courage spreads just like fear, especially when someone else is willing to take all the risks. So when Crotchet announced that he would soon get someone out of the pulpit, the entire crowd followed him into the church, cheering him on for his bravery and claiming that if he hadn’t shown up, they would have gotten the ghost—or no ghost—out of the holy place themselves. However, they stayed just a few steps from the door, ready to dash into Fleet Street if Mr. Crotchet needed help in his mission.
That was only prudent.
That was just smart.
But Crotchet was not exactly the man to be overcome in any adventure, and with an utter oblivion of all fear, he marched right into the middle of the church, and commenced the ascent of the pulpit stairs.
But Crotchet was not the type to be intimidated by any challenge, and with no fear at all, he walked straight into the church and started climbing the pulpit stairs.
"Come—come," said Crotchet. "This won't do, Mr. Ghost, if you please; just let me get hold of you, that's all."
"Come on—come on," said Crotchet. "This isn’t going to work, Mr. Ghost, if you don't mind; just let me grab you, that’s all."
"Oh!" groaned the beadle.
"Oh!" sighed the beadle.
"Oh, yer is remarkably bad, is yer? but that sort of thing won't answer, by no means. Where is yer?"
"Oh, you're really bad, are you? But that kind of thing won't work, not at all. Where are you?"
Crotchet opened the pulpit door, and reaching in his hand, he caught hold of the beadle by the leg, and fairly dragged him out on to the little spiral stairs, down which he let him roll with a great many bumps, until he landed in the body of the church all over bruises.
Crotchet opened the pulpit door, reached in, grabbed the beadle by the leg, and dragged him out onto the small spiral stairs, letting him roll down with a lot of bumps until he landed in the church, all bruised up.
"Why, goodness gracious!" cried the beadle's wife, "it's my wretch of a husband after all!"
"Wow, oh my!" exclaimed the beadle's wife, "it's my miserable husband after all!"
The beadle had just strength to assume a sitting posture, and then he cried—"Murder!—murder!—murder!" until Mr. Crotchet, seizing a cushion from a pew, held it up before his mouth, to the imminent danger of choking him, and said—
The beadle managed to sit up, and then he yelled, "Murder!—murder!—murder!" until Mr. Crotchet grabbed a cushion from a pew, held it up to his mouth, nearly choking him, and said—
"Hold your row! If you wants to be murdered, can't you get it done quietly, without alarming of all the parish? If you has got anything to say, say it; and if you has got nothink, keep it to yourself, stupid."
"Hold your row! If you want to be murdered, can't you do it quietly without alarming the whole parish? If you have anything to say, say it; and if you have nothing, keep it to yourself, you fool."
"Todd!" gasped the beadle, the moment the pew-cushion was withdrawn from his mouth. "Todd—Sweeney Todd!"
"Todd!" gasped the beadle as soon as the pew cushion was taken out of his mouth. "Todd—Sweeney Todd!"
"What?" cried Crotchet.
"What?" shouted Crotchet.
"Here!—he has been here, and I'm a dead man—no, I'm a beadle. Oh, murder! murder!"
"Here!—he's been here, and I'm a goner—no, I'm a beadle. Oh, god! Help! Help!"
"Don't begin that again. Be quiet, will you? If you have got anything to say about Todd, say it, for I'm the very man of all the world as wants to hear it. Speak up, and don't wink."
"Don't start that again. Can you be quiet? If you have something to say about Todd, just say it, because I’m the one person who really wants to hear it. Speak up, and don’t hold back."
"Oh, I've seen him. He's been here. I came to dust the bellowses, you see, after my wife had thrown the pulpit at my head, for asking her to come with me."
"Oh, I've seen him. He's been here. I came to dust the bellows, you see, after my wife threw the pulpit at my head for asking her to come with me."
"Oh, he's a-raving gentlemen," said the wife. "As I'm a sinner, it was the bellowses as I throwed at his stupid head, and not the pulpit as never was."
"Oh, he's a crazy gentleman," said the wife. "As I’m a sinner, it was the bellows that I threw at his stupid head, and not the pulpit that never was."
"Go on," said Crotchet. "Confound the pulpit and the bellows too. It's about Todd I want to hear. Drive on, will you?"
"Go on," said Crotchet. "Forget the pulpit and the bellows. I want to hear about Todd. Keep going, will you?"
"Oh, yes. I'm a coming to that; but it curdles my blood, and makes my wig stand on end. I had dusted the communion table, and banged the cushions, and up I goes to the pulpit, meaning to do for that as soon as I could, when who should be there but Sweeney Todd!"
"Oh, yes. I'm getting to that; but it chills me to the bone and makes my hair stand on end. I had cleaned the communion table and fluffed the cushions, and I went up to the pulpit, planning to take care of that as soon as I could, when who should be there but Sweeney Todd!"
"In the pulpit!" cried everybody.
"In the pulpit!" everyone shouted.
"In the pulpit," said the beadle.
"In the pulpit," said the church officer.
"Why didn't you nab him at once?" roared Crotchet.
"Why didn't you catch him right away?" shouted Crotchet.
"Because, my good friend, he nabbed me at once. He laid hold of me by this leg—no, it was this—no it wasn't. It was this—that is—no—"
"Because, my good friend, he caught me right away. He grabbed me by this leg—no, it was this—no, it wasn't. It was this—that is—no—"
"Confound both your legs! Where is he now?"
"Curse your legs! Where is he now?"
"Why, really I can't exactly say, for after stamping upon my inside for about half an hour, he left me for dead, and I was about half gone that way, and I have been a groaning ever since, till now. I am going fast—very fast, and there will be an election for beadle again in this here parish. Oh dear—oh dear! Murder—murder—mur—"
"Honestly, I can't say for sure. After stomping on me for about half an hour, he left me for dead, and I was pretty much almost there. I've been groaning ever since. I'm fading—really fast, and there’s going to be another election for the beadle in this parish. Oh dear—oh dear! Murder—murder—mur—"
"What, you is coming that agin, is you," cried Crotchet, as he again caught up the pew-cushion. "I shall be obligated, after all, for to push this down your blessed throat. Hold your noise, will you, Mr. What's-your-name."
"What, you’re coming that again, are you?" cried Crotchet, as he picked up the pew cushion once more. "I may just have to shove this down your blessed throat. Keep it down, will you, Mr. What's-your-name?"
The beadle was so terrified at the idea of the pew-cushion again nearly smothering him, that despite all his injuries, he sprang to his feet and bolted out of the church.
The beadle was so scared at the thought of the pew cushion nearly suffocating him again that, despite all his injuries, he jumped to his feet and ran out of the church.
"Well, did yer ever know sich a feller?" said Crotchet. "Why, one would think he was afraid of Todd."
"Well, did you ever know such a guy?" said Crotchet. "Honestly, you’d think he was scared of Todd."
The spectators thought that nothing was more probable; and as Mr. Crotchet considered that he had got all the information he was at all likely to get from the beadle, he did not at all trouble himself to go after him, but after considering for a few moments, decided upon seeking Sir Richard Blunt, and telling him that he had heard some unexpected news of Todd.
The spectators thought that nothing was more likely; and since Mr. Crotchet felt he had gathered all the information he could from the beadle, he didn't bother to follow him. After thinking for a few moments, he decided to look for Sir Richard Blunt and inform him that he had heard some surprising news about Todd.
Crotchet knew where to pitch upon Sir Richard at once; and when he related to him what had taken place, a look of great chagrin came over the face of the magistrate.
Crotchet knew exactly how to approach Sir Richard right away; and when he told him what had happened, a look of deep disappointment crossed the magistrate's face.
"Crotchet," he said, "I have missed Todd, then, by what may be considered a hair's breadth. He must have been in the pulpit while I was in the church alone. Oh, that I could but for a moment have guessed as much! You, if you recollect, Crotchet, were in the vaults, and I was waiting for you."
"Crotchet," he said, "I almost missed Todd by just a hair. He must have been in the pulpit while I was alone in the church. Oh, if only I had guessed that for a moment! You, if you remember, Crotchet, were in the vaults, and I was waiting for you."
"To be sure, Sir Richard."
"Absolutely, Sir Richard."
"And so the rascal was almost within arm's length, and yet escaped me."
"And so the little troublemaker was almost within arm's reach, yet slipped away from me."
Sir Richard Blunt paced to and fro in an agony of impatience and regret. To be so near apprehending Todd, and yet to miss him, was truly terrific.
Sir Richard Blunt walked back and forth, filled with frustration and regret. To be so close to catching Todd and still miss him was absolutely horrifying.
"Lor, sir," said Crotchet, "what's the use of fretting and pining about it? That won't bring it back, sir, I can tell you. After all, sir, you can't do better than grin and bear it, you know, which is the out and outest policy on all these here occasions, you know, yer worship. I wish as I'd a knowed he'd been in the church as much as you do; but you don't see me a cussin and a knocking my own head about it, no how."
"Sir," Crotchet said, "what’s the point of worrying and feeling sorry for yourself about it? That won’t bring it back, I can assure you. Honestly, the best thing you can do is just grin and bear it, which is the straightforward approach in situations like this, you know, your worship. I wish I had known he was in the church as much as you do; but you don’t see me cursing and banging my head about it, no way."
"You are right, Crotchet, but in good truth it is most desperately provoking. You will proceed as I have directed you, and I will run down to Norfolk Street river, for fear Todd should try to escape us that way. You will be so good, Crotchet, as to be as vigilant as possible. You know how to find me if you want me."
"You’re right, Crotchet, but honestly, it’s incredibly frustrating. You’ll do as I’ve instructed, and I’ll head down to the river at Norfolk Street, just in case Todd tries to get away that way. Please, Crotchet, be as alert as you can. You know how to reach me if you need me."
"Rather, sir."
"Actually, sir."
At this moment, and just as Crotchet was upon the point of leaving the room, an officer brought in a little slip of paper to Sir Richard Blunt, upon which was the word "Ben."
At that moment, just as Crotchet was about to leave the room, an officer handed a small slip of paper to Sir Richard Blunt, which had the word "Ben" written on it.
"Ben—Ben?" said Sir Richard, "who is Ben? Oh, I think I know. Pray show him in at once. It is my friend the beef-eater, from the Tower."
"Ben—Ben?" said Sir Richard, "who's Ben? Oh, I think I remember. Please bring him in right away. It's my friend the beefeater from the Tower."
"Easy does it," said Ben, popping his head in at the door of the room. "Easy does it."
"Take it easy," said Ben, poking his head through the door of the room. "Take it easy."
"So it does, Ben. Come in. I am glad to see you. You can go, Crotchet. Pray be seated, Ben, and tell me how I can serve you in any way, my good friend, and you may be assured that I shall have exceeding pleasure in doing so, if I possibly can in any way."
"Sure thing, Ben. Come on in. I'm happy to see you. You can leave now, Crotchet. Please have a seat, Ben, and let me know how I can help you, my good friend. You can be sure I'll be happy to do whatever I can."
"Lord bless you," said Ben, "I hardly knows. There's ups and downs in this here world, and ins and outs."
"God bless you," said Ben, "I can hardly say. There are ups and downs in this world, and all sorts of twists and turns."
"Not a doubt of it, Ben."
"There's no doubt about it, Ben."
"And retreats within retreats, Sir Richard, and foxes, and laughing hyenas, as you can't concilliorate no how, if you wollop 'em till you can't wollop 'em no more."
"And retreats within retreats, Sir Richard, and foxes, and laughing hyenas, as you can't reconcile them no matter how hard you hit them until you can't hit them anymore."
"Precisely, Ben. If I were a hyena, I don't exactly think, do you know, that such a process would conciliate me."
"Exactly, Ben. If I were a hyena, I don’t really think, you know, that such a process would make me feel better."
"Oh, dear yes—it's the only way. But what I've come about, Sir Richard, is what I calls a delicate affair. Oh, dear yes—I tries to take it easy but I can't—I'm—I'm—"
"Oh, absolutely—it's the only option. But what I'm here about, Sir Richard, is what I consider a sensitive matter. Oh, absolutely—I try to stay calm, but I can't—I'm—I'm—"
"What, Ben?"
"What is it, Ben?"
"I'm in love! Oh!"
"I'm in love! Wow!"
"Well, Ben, there is no great wonder in that. I have been in love myself, and I believe very few indeed escape the soft impeachment. I hope your love is prosperous, Ben?"
"Well, Ben, there's nothing surprising about that. I've been in love myself, and I think very few people truly avoid that gentle accusation. I hope your love is going well, Ben?"
"Thank you kindly, Sir Richard, thank you; but, you see, I thought you might tell me if there was any vice or natural kicking running in the family, and that's why I comed here."
"Thank you very much, Sir Richard, thank you; but, you see, I thought you might let me know if there’s any history of bad behavior or natural aggression in the family, and that’s why I came here."
"I tell you, Ben? Why I don't even know the name of the family."
"I’m telling you, Ben? I don’t even know the family’s name."
"Yes, you does, Sir Richard. The young woman as I fell in love with, is Miss Julia Hardman, and her father is one of those chaps as nabs the bad un's for you, you know, Sir Richard."
"Yes, you do, Sir Richard. The young woman I fell in love with is Miss Julia Hardman, and her father is one of those guys who catches the bad ones for you, you know, Sir Richard."
"One of my officers?"
"One of my team?"
"To be sure he is."
"Definitely he is."
"Does he reside in Norfolk Street, Strand?"
"Does he live on Norfolk Street, Strand?"
"Does he? Ay, he does; and that's how I came to know the little morsel of a cretur as has made for the first time an impression upon my heart. Oh, Ben, Ben, little could anybody think as you was a marrying sort of person, and here you is in love with Miss Julia!"
"Does he? Yes, he does; and that's how I got to know the little creature that has made an impression on my heart for the first time. Oh, Ben, Ben, no one would have thought you were the marrying type, and here you are in love with Miss Julia!"
"It does seem to me a little extraordinary, Ben, for I must confess I have heard you say some rather severe things against the married state."
"It seems a bit surprising to me, Ben, because I have to admit I've heard you say some pretty harsh things about being married."
"I have—I have; and if it hadn't a been for all the marrying set-out with those two girls, Johanna and Arabella, I never should have got sich a idea in my head. Howsomedever, there it is, and there it is likely to remain. It's a agravation, but there it is!"
"I have—I have; and if it hadn't been for all the marriage plans with those two girls, Johanna and Arabella, I would never have gotten such an idea in my head. Anyway, there it is, and it’s probably going to stay that way. It's frustrating, but that’s how it is!"
"And how did you get acquainted with Julia Hardman?"
"And how did you meet Julia Hardman?"
"Oh, dear! There's a public house at the corner of her street, and after I had been to Cousin Oakley's, I used to go there at times and get a drain of something, you see, and then she used to come tripping in with a mug for the family beer, you see; and once it rained, so I took her up and carried her home beer and all, and that was how we got acquainted, you see, Sir Richard."
"Oh, wow! There's a bar at the corner of her street, and after I visited Cousin Oakley's, I would sometimes go there and grab a drink, you know? Then she would come walking in with a mug for the family beer, you know? One time it rained, so I picked her up and carried her home with the beer and everything, and that's how we got to know each other, you see, Sir Richard."
"A very natural way too, Ben. All I can say is, that I know her father to be a very worthy man indeed, and I believe the daughter is a good and virtuous girl."
"A very natural way too, Ben. All I can say is that I know her father is a truly respectable man, and I believe the daughter is a good and virtuous girl."
"You don't say so? Then as there's no vice and kicking, I do believe I shall have to marry her out of hand."
"You’re kidding? Then since there's no fuss or drama, I guess I'd better just marry her right away."
CHAPTER CLVII.
TODD FINDS THAT HE HAS GOT OUT OF THE FRYING-PAN INTO THE FIRE.
After this little explanatory conversation between Ben and Sir Richard Blunt, the reader will probably guess that Todd's evil fortune had actually carried him to that very house in Norfolk Street, Strand, occupied by the Hardman family, to which he, Sir Richard, talked of going to, to give instructions to his officer, and in which resided the identical Julia, that Ben had carried home, beer and all, in the shower, and to whom his large heart had become so deeply attached.
After this brief explanation between Ben and Sir Richard Blunt, readers will likely realize that Todd's unfortunate fate had indeed led him to the very house on Norfolk Street, Strand, where the Hardman family lived. That was the place Sir Richard had mentioned going to, to give instructions to his officer, and where Julia, the same woman Ben had brought home, beer and all, during the downpour, lived—the one to whom he had become so deeply attached.
Todd could hardly have fairly expected to be way-laid by such a conjunction of events; and certainly when he laid himself down so comfortably and easily in the bed at the lodging-house for the luxury of a few hours' sleep, for which, if sleep he could, he had paid the moderate price of three guineas, he little dreamt that his enemies were rallying, as it were, around that house, and that in a short time their voices would be actually within his hearing.
Todd could hardly have reasonably expected to be caught off guard by such a combination of events; and certainly, when he lay down so comfortably and easily in the bed at the inn for the luxury of a few hours' sleep, for which, if he could sleep, he had paid the modest price of three guineas, he had no idea that his enemies were gathering, so to speak, around that house, and that soon their voices would actually be within earshot.
Truly it seemed as though there were henceforth to be no peace in this world for Todd; although, by circumstances little short of absolutely miraculous, he did continue to avoid absolute capture, near as he was to it at times.
It truly seemed that there would no longer be any peace in this world for Todd; however, through circumstances that were almost miraculous, he managed to continue avoiding total capture, even when he was close to it at times.
The great fatigue he had undergone, combined with the little refreshment he had taken at the public-house in Hollywell Street, induced a feeling of sleep in Todd's frame; and after he had lain in the bed at the lodging-house for about a quarter of an hour, and found the house perfectly still, and that the bed was very comfortable, he pulled the clothes nearly right over his face, and fell fast asleep.
The extreme tiredness he felt, along with the little break he had at the pub on Hollywell Street, made Todd feel sleepy. After lying in the bed at the lodging house for about fifteen minutes, realizing the place was completely quiet and that the bed was really comfortable, he pulled the covers almost completely over his face and fell fast asleep.
Nothing but sheer fatigue could have given Todd so unbroken a repose as he now enjoyed. It was for an hour or more quite undisturbed by any images calculated to give him uneasiness; and then he began—for there was some noise in the house—to dream that he was hunted through the streets of London by an infuriate mob; and by one of those changes incidental to dreams, when the reason sleeps and imagination ascends the mental throne, he thought that the heads of all the mob were armed with horns, like those of cattle, and that they come raging after him with a determination to toss him.
Nothing but pure exhaustion could have given Todd such an uninterrupted rest as he was experiencing now. For over an hour, he was completely undisturbed by any thoughts that might cause him stress; then he began—partly due to some noise in the house—to dream that he was being chased through the streets of London by an angry mob. And in one of those shifts that happen in dreams, when logic takes a backseat and imagination takes over, he imagined that the heads of all the mob members were equipped with horns, like those of cattle, and they were charging after him with the intent to toss him.
This was not a dream upon which any one was likely to be very still for any length of time, and Todd groaned in his sleep, and tossed his arms to and fro, and more than once uttered the word—"Mercy!—mercy!"
This wasn't a dream that anyone could stay calm in for long, and Todd groaned in his sleep, tossed his arms around, and more than once exclaimed, "Mercy!—mercy!"
Suddenly he started wide awake as a knock came at the door and roused him. Todd blessed that knock at the moment; for by waking him it had rescued him from the dream of terrors that had been vexing his brain.
Suddenly, he jolted awake when a knock at the door broke through his slumber. Todd was grateful for that knock at that moment; by waking him, it had saved him from the nightmare that had been tormenting his mind.
He sat up in bed, and for a moment or two could hardly collect his scattered senses sufficiently to assure himself that it was all a dream, and that he was in the lodging-house in Norfolk Street; but the brain rapidly recovers from such temporary confusions; and Todd, with a long breath of immense relief, gasped out—
He sat up in bed and for a moment struggled to gather his thoughts enough to convince himself that it was all just a dream and that he was in the boarding house on Norfolk Street. But the mind quickly clears from such temporary confusion, and Todd, letting out a long breath of immense relief, gasped out—
"It was, after all, but a dream—only a dream! Oh, God! but it was horrible!"
"It was, after all, just a dream—only a dream! Oh, God! but it was awful!"
He fell back upon the pillow again; but sleep did not again come to him, and he began to feel a vague kind of curiosity to know who it was that had knocked at the door; and yet, he told himself, that it could not matter to him, for that in a house like that, of course, there must be plenty of people coming and going, and that, although the persons who kept it might control noises within the house, they could not possibly have any influence upon the knocker.
He fell back onto the pillow again, but sleep wouldn't come to him, and he started to feel a vague curiosity about who had knocked at the door. Still, he reminded himself that it didn't really matter since in a place like this, there must be plenty of people coming and going. Even though the owners could manage the sounds inside the house, they obviously couldn't control who was knocking.
"Oh, it's all right," said Todd. "It's all right. I will sleep again—I must sleep again; for it yet wants hours and hours to the night, when I may, at least, make the attempt to get off from—from England for ever!"
"Oh, it's fine," said Todd. "It's fine. I will sleep again—I have to sleep again; because there are still hours and hours until night, when I can at least try to leave—leave England for good!"
A faint sort of doze—it could not be called a sleep—was coming over Todd, when he suddenly heard the sound of voices; and he was startled wide awake by hearing his own name pronounced. Yes, he clearly heard some one say—"Todd!"
A light kind of doze—it wasn't quite sleep—was settling over Todd when he suddenly heard voices. He was jolted wide awake upon hearing his name mentioned. Yes, he distinctly heard someone say—"Todd!"
In a moment he sat up in bed, and intently listened. He held his breath, and he shook again, as his imagination began to picture to him a thousand dangers.
In an instant, he sat up in bed and listened closely. He held his breath and shook again as his imagination started to conjure up a thousand dangers.
There were footsteps upon the staircase, and in a few moments he heard persons go into the next room—that is to say, the front one to that in which he lay, the room that he had paid for a few weeks' occupation of, and which was only divided from that in which he lay by a pair of folding-doors, that he knew were just upon the latch, and might, at any moment, be opened to discover him.
There were footsteps on the stairs, and in a few moments, he heard people enter the next room—that is, the front one to the one in which he was lying, the room he had paid to occupy for a few weeks, which was only separated from the one he was in by a pair of folding doors that he knew were just latched and could be opened at any moment to reveal him.
He then heard a female voice say—
He then heard a woman’s voice say—
"I do wish you would be quiet, Mr. Ben."
"I really wish you would be quiet, Mr. Ben."
"Ah," said another voice, "keep him in order, Julia, for he has been quite raving about your beauty as we came along the street, I can tell you. Do you think the servant will be able to find your father?"
"Ah," said another voice, "make sure to keep him in check, Julia, because he’s been going on and on about how beautiful you are ever since we walked down the street, I can tell you. Do you think the servant will be able to find your dad?"
"Oh yes, Sir Richard. If ma were at home she could have said at once where he was; but Martha will find him, I dare say."
"Oh yes, Sir Richard. If my mom were home, she could have told us right away where he was; but I'm sure Martha will find him."
Todd threw the bed-clothes right over his head. It was no other than Sir Richard Blunt who was in the front-room of that diabolical lodging-house, and Todd looked upon himself as all but in custody. His sense of hearing seemed to be preternaturally acute, and although the bed-clothes covered up his ears, and he could not be said to be exactly in his usual state, inasmuch as terror had half deprived him of his reasoning powers, yet he heard plainly, and with what might be called a perfect distinctness, every word that was spoken in the front room.
Todd threw the blankets over his head. It was none other than Sir Richard Blunt who was in the front room of that terrible boarding house, and Todd felt as if he were almost in custody. His hearing seemed unnaturally sharp, and even though the blankets muffled his ears and he wasn't exactly himself—since fear had clouded his thinking—he could still clearly hear every word spoken in the front room with perfect clarity.
Perhaps, even in the condemned cell of Newgate, Todd did not suffer such terrors as he was now assailed with in that lodging, where he thought he was so safe, and which he had, as he fancied, managed so cleverly.
Perhaps, even in the condemned cell of Newgate, Todd didn’t experience the same fears as he was feeling now in that apartment, where he believed he was so safe, and which he thought he had outsmarted.
"Will you be quiet, Ben!" said the girl's voice again.
"Will you be quiet, Ben!" the girl said again.
"Make him—make him, Julia," said Sir Richard.
"Make him—make him, Julia," Sir Richard said.
"Lor bless your little bits of eyes," said Ben. "Do now come and sit in my lap, and I'll tell you such a lively story of how the leopard we have got at the Tower lost a bit off the end of his tail?"
"God bless your little eyes," said Ben. "Come sit in my lap, and I'll tell you a fun story about how the leopard we have at the Tower lost a piece of his tail."
"I don't want to hear it."
"I don't want to hear it."
"You don't want to hear it? Come—come, my lambkin of a Julia—when shall we be married? Oh, do name the day your Ben will be done for for life. I want it over."
"You don't want to hear it? Come on, my sweet Julia—when are we getting married? Oh, just tell me the day your Ben will be tied down for life. I want it to be over."
"Well, I'm sure," said Julia, "if you think you will be done for, you had better not think of it any more, Mr. Benjamin."
"Well, I'm sure," Julia said, "if you believe you're doomed, you should stop thinking about it, Mr. Benjamin."
"It won't bear thinking of, my dear. It's like a cold bath in January: you had better shut yer eyes and tumble in."
"It’s not worth thinking about, my dear. It’s like a cold shower in January: you’re better off closing your eyes and just jumping in."
"Upon my word, Ben," said Sir Richard, laughing, "you are anything but gallant; and if I were Julia, I would not have you."
"Honestly, Ben," Sir Richard said with a laugh, "you're definitely not being gallant; and if I were Julia, I wouldn't want you."
"Not have me? Lord, yes, she'll have me. Only look at me."
"Not have me? Oh, please, she'll definitely want me. Just look at me."
"Ah," said Julia, "you think, because you are a great monster of a fellow, that anybody would have you; but I can tell you that a husband half your size would be just as well, and I only wonder, after you have made all the neighbours laugh at me, that I have a word to say to such a mountain of a man, that I do, you wretch!"
"Ah," Julia said, "you think that just because you're such a huge guy, anyone would want you; but I can tell you that a husband half your size would be just fine, and I’m surprised that, after you’ve made all the neighbors laugh at me, I even have anything to say to such a giant, but I do, you jerk!"
"Laugh!" cried Ben, "Why, my duck, what do they laugh at? I should like to catch them laughing."
"Laugh!" Ben exclaimed, "Why, my dear, what are they laughing at? I’d love to see what makes them laugh."
"Why, you know, you wretch, that that day it rained as if cats and dogs were coming down, you took me up as if I had been a baby, you did, and carried me home, and me with a jug of porter in my right hand, and the change out of a shilling in my left, so that I could not help myself a bit, and all the street laughing. Oh, I hate you!"
"Well, you know, you miserable person, that day it rained like crazy, you picked me up like I was a child, you really did, and carried me home, with a jug of beer in my right hand and the change from a shilling in my left, so I couldn’t do anything to help myself, while everyone in the street laughed. Ugh, I hate you!"
"She hates me!" said Ben. "Oh!"
"She hates me!" Ben exclaimed. "Oh!"
"But she don't mean it, Ben," said Sir Richard.
"But she doesn't mean it, Ben," said Sir Richard.
"Do you think she doesn't, sir?"
"Do you think she doesn't, sir?"
"I am sure of it. Do you, now, Julia?"
"I’m sure of it. Are you, Julia?"
"Yes, Sir Richard, indeed I do, really now, for he is quite a horrid monster, and I only wonder they don't put him in one of the cages at the Tower along with the other wild beasts, and make a show of him. That's all that he is fit for."
"Yes, Sir Richard, I really do, because he is such a horrible monster, and I can’t believe they don’t put him in one of the cages at the Tower with the other wild animals and put him on display. That’s all he’s good for."
"Oh, you aggravating darling," said Ben, making a dart at Julia, and catching her up in his arms as you would some little child. "How can you go on so to your Ben?"
"Oh, you annoying sweetheart," Ben said, lunging at Julia and picking her up in his arms like one would a small child. "How can you keep acting like this towards your Ben?"
"Murder!" cried Julia.
"Murder!" yelled Julia.
"Oh, if you are going to have a fight for it," said Sir Richard, "I will go and wait down stairs, Julia."
"Oh, if you're going to have a fight over it," said Sir Richard, "I’ll go wait downstairs, Julia."
Bang came a knock at the street-door.
Bang came a knock at the front door.
"Oh, Ben, there's ma or pa," said Julia. "Let me down directly. Do Ben—oh, pray do. Let me down, Ben."
"Oh, Ben, there's mom or dad," said Julia. "Put me down right now. Please, Ben—oh, come on. Let me down, Ben."
"Do yer love your Ben?"
"Do you love your Ben?"
"Anything you like, only let me down."
"Do whatever you want, just don’t disappoint me."
"Very good. There yer is, then, agin on yer little mites of feet. Lor bless you, Sir Richard, that girl loves the very ground as I walks on, she does, and she has comed over me with her fascinations in such a way as never was known. Ain't she a nice 'un?—sleek and shiny, with a capital mane. But you should see her at feeding-time, Sir Richard, how nice she does it—quite delicate and pretty; and you should see her—"
"Very good. There you are again, on your little feet. Oh bless you, Sir Richard, that girl loves the very ground I walk on, she really does, and she has captivated me in a way I’ve never experienced before. Isn’t she beautiful? Sleek and shiny, with a fantastic mane. But you should see her at feeding time, Sir Richard, how gracefully she does it—so delicate and lovely; and you should see her—"
The door of the room opened, and Hardman, the officer, made his appearance.
The door of the room opened, and Officer Hardman walked in.
"Your humble servant, Sir Richard. I hope I have not kept you waiting long? I was only in the neighbourhood."
"Your humble servant, Sir Richard. I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long? I was just in the area."
"No, Hardman, thank you, it's all right. I have not been here above a quarter of an hour."
"No, Hardman, thanks, it's fine. I haven't been here for more than fifteen minutes."
"I am glad of that, sir. How do you do, Mr. Ben?"
"I’m glad to hear that, sir. How are you, Mr. Ben?"
"Pretty well," said Ben, "only a little hungry and thirsty, that's all; but don't trouble yourself about that, Mr. Hardman; I always do get hungry when I look at Julia."
"Pretty good," said Ben, "just a bit hungry and thirsty, that's all; but don’t worry about it, Mr. Hardman; I always get hungry when I see Julia."
"I hope, Mr. Ben, that don't mean that you will dine off her some day when you are married?"
"I hope, Mr. Ben, that doesn't mean you'll end up marrying her someday?"
"Oh, lor, no. Bless her heart, no. She loves me more and more, Mr. Hardman."
"Oh no, bless her heart, no. She loves me more and more, Mr. Hardman."
"I am glad to hear it, Ben—very glad to hear it. But I presume, Sir Richard, that you have some orders for me?"
"I’m glad to hear that, Ben—really glad. But I assume, Sir Richard, that you have some instructions for me?"
"Why, yes, Hardman. There's that rascal Todd, you know, still continues to elude us. What I want you to do is, to take charge entirely on the river, and to make what arrangements you like at the various quays and landing-places, and with all the watermen, so that he shall not have a chance of escaping in that way."
"Of course, Hardman. That trickster Todd is still managing to avoid us. What I need you to do is take full control of the river and make any arrangements you see fit at the different docks and landing spots, as well as with all the boatmen, so that he won't have a chance to escape that way."
"Certainly, sir; I will set about it directly."
"Of course, sir; I'll get started on it right away."
"Do so, Hardman. Expense in this case is of no object, for the Secretary of State will guarantee all that; but of course I don't wish you to be extravagant on that account."
"Go ahead, Hardman. Cost isn’t a concern here, as the Secretary of State will cover everything; but I don’t want you to be wasteful because of that."
"I quite understand you, Sir Richard, and will do my best."
"I completely understand you, Sir Richard, and will do my best."
"That I am sure you will, Hardman; and now I will go. I shall feel no peace of mind until that man is dead, or in the cell again at Newgate."
"That I’m sure you will, Hardman; and now I’ll leave. I won’t have any peace of mind until that man is dead or back in the cell at Newgate."
Todd popped his head out from under the clothes, and making the most hideous face, he shook one of his clenched fists in the direction of the front room. It would have been some satisfaction to him to have given a loud howl of rage but he dared not venture upon it; so he was forced to content himself with the pantomime of passion instead of its vocal expression.
Todd poked his head out from under the clothes, and making the ugliest face, he shook one of his clenched fists toward the front room. It would have felt satisfying to let out a loud howl of anger, but he didn't dare do it; so he had to settle for the silent act of rage instead of actually saying anything.
"I do hope, sir, we shall soon have him," said Hardman. "It seems to me to be next thing to impossible he should escape us for long. Do you think he has any money, sir?"
"I really hope we get him soon," said Hardman. "It seems almost impossible for him to escape us for long. Do you think he has any money?"
"He cannot have much, for all he has, if any, must be but the produce of depredation since his escape from Newgate. He certainly has not extensive means, Hardman."
"He can't have much, because whatever he has, if anything, must just be the result of stealing since he got away from Newgate. He definitely doesn't have significant resources, Hardman."
"Then he must fall into our hands, sir. Julia, is that your mother just arrived, do you think?"
"Then he has to fall into our hands, sir. Julia, do you think that’s your mother who just arrived?"
"Yes, pa, it is ma's step. She has been out to get something or another, but I don't know what, as I was out myself all the morning; but it is ma, I know."
"Yeah, Dad, that’s Mom’s footsteps. She went out to get something, but I have no idea what it is since I was out all morning too. But I’m sure it’s Mom."
Mrs. Hardman came into the room, looking very red and flushed, and with a large basket on her arm. She looked from one to the other of the assembled guests with surprise and horror.
Mrs. Hardman entered the room, looking very red and flushed, with a large basket on her arm. She looked from one guest to another with surprise and horror.
"What's the matter?" said her husband. "Why wife, you look panic-stricken. What has happened?"
"What's wrong?" her husband asked. "Honey, you look really scared. What happened?"
"Oh, gracious! where's the gentleman?"
"Oh wow! Where's the guy?"
"The gentleman?" cried everybody.
"Is that the guy?" cried everybody.
"Yes, the lodger. The highly respectable gentleman who took the first-floor only a couple of hours ago. Oh, gracious, where is he? and a capital lodger too, who paid in advance, and didn't mind extras at all."
"Yeah, the lodger. The really respectable guy who just moved into the first floor a couple of hours ago. Oh gosh, where did he go? He was a great lodger too, paid in advance, and didn’t mind any extra costs at all."
"But what lodger, mother?" said Julia.
"But what lodger, mom?" said Julia.
"Oh, mum, I forgot—I forgot," said Martha, suddenly coming into the room, "I forgot to tell Miss Julia, mum, that an old gentleman had taken the first floor, mum, and gone to bed in the next room."
"Oh, Mom, I totally forgot," said Martha, suddenly walking into the room. "I forgot to tell Miss Julia, Mom, that an old guy took the first floor and went to bed in the next room."
"In bed in the next room?" said Sir Richard Blunt.
"In bed in the next room?" Sir Richard Blunt said.
"I am lost!" thought Todd. "I am lost now, I am quite lost! and the only thing I can do is to kill as many of them as possible, and then blow my own brains out."
"I’m lost!" Todd thought. "I’m really lost, totally lost! and the only thing I can do is take out as many of them as I can, and then end it myself."
"Do you mean to say, ma," said Julia, "that there's a gentleman asleep in the next room in the bed?"
"Are you saying, Mom," Julia asked, "that there's a guy sleeping in the next room in the bed?"
"Lor!" said Ben, "you don't mean to say that, Mrs. Hardman?"
"Lor!" said Ben, "you can't be serious, Mrs. Hardman?"
"He may be in bed, but if he is asleep," said Sir Richard, "he is a remarkable man; of course if we had had the least idea of such a thing, we should not have come up here; but here we were shown by the servant."
"He might be in bed, but if he's asleep," said Sir Richard, "he's a remarkable guy; obviously, if we had the slightest clue about this, we wouldn't have come up here; but the servant showed us the way."
"Oh, yes, it's all that frightful Martha's fault. I'll—I'll kill—no—I'll discharge that odious hussy without a character, and leave her to drown herself! For Heaven's sake go down stairs all of you, and I'll go and speak to the old gentleman, and apologise to him."
"Oh, yes, it’s all that horrible Martha’s fault. I’ll—I’ll fire that disgusting woman without a reference and let her drown in her own misery! For heaven’s sake, all of you go downstairs, and I’ll go talk to the old man and apologize to him."
"Let me go," said Ben, "and roll on him on the bed, and if that don't settle him I don't know what will."
"Let me go," Ben said, "and I'll roll on him on the bed, and if that doesn't take care of him, I don't know what will."
"Shall I apologise to him?" said Sir Richard.
"Should I apologize to him?" said Sir Richard.
Todd nearly fainted when he heard this proposition; but when Mrs. Hardman rejected it, and insisted upon going herself, he felt quite a gush of gratitude towards her, and breathed a little more freely once again.
Todd almost fainted when he heard this suggestion; but when Mrs. Hardman turned it down and insisted on going herself, he felt a wave of gratitude toward her and breathed a bit easier once again.
CHAPTER CLVIII.
TODD'S FEARFUL ADVENTURES ON THE RIVER.
"Shall I lay hold of her," thought Todd, "and choke her the moment she comes into the room, or shall I answer her, and let her go again? Which will be the safest course? I suppose I must let her go, for she might possibly make a noise. Ah! how I should like to have my hand upon all their throats!"
"Should I grab her," Todd thought, "and choke her the second she walks in, or should I just talk to her and let her leave? What's the safer choice? I guess I should let her go, since she might make a scene. Oh, how I wish I could have my hands around all their throats!"
Mrs. Hardman came into the room on tip-toe, leaving the folding-door just a little ajar.
Mrs. Hardman walked into the room quietly, leaving the folding door slightly open.
"My dear sir," she said, "are you awake?"
"My dear sir," she said, "are you awake?"
"Oh, go to the deuce," said Todd.
"Oh, go to hell," said Todd.
"What did you remark, my dear sir?"
"What did you say, my dear sir?"
"Go along—go along—Eugh!—eugh! Oh, dear, how bad my cough is. I dreamt that no end of people were talking and talking away in the next room; but that can't be, as I have paid for it. Oh, dear!—oh!"
"Move along—move along—Eugh!—eugh! Oh no, my cough is really bad. I dreamed that a bunch of people were chatting nonstop in the next room; but that can't be true since I paid for it. Oh no!—oh!"
Mrs. Hardman took her cue from this; and she was at once resolved to pass off the disturbance in the next room as merely a dream of her new lodger.
Mrs. Hardman took her cue from this and immediately decided to chalk up the disturbance in the next room as just a dream from her new tenant.
"Dear me, sir," she said in the blandest possible accents; "have you indeed had a dream? What a singular thing!"
"Wow, sir," she said in the most neutral tone; "did you really have a dream? That's something unusual!"
"Eugh! Is it? I don't think so."
"Ew! Really? I don't think so."
"Well, sir, when I say singular, of course I mean that it's very natural. I always dream when I sleep in a strange bed, do you know, sir, and sometimes the most horrid dreams."
"Well, sir, when I say unique, I really mean that it's very normal. I always dream when I sleep in an unfamiliar bed, you know, sir, and sometimes I have the most terrible dreams."
"Oh, go along."
"Just go with it."
"Yes, sir, directly. Would you like anything got for you, sir? A nice mutton chop for instance, or—or—"
"Yes, sir, right away. Would you like anything brought to you, sir? A nice mutton chop, for example, or—or—"
"No—no! Good God, why don't you go?"
"No—no! Oh my God, why don't you just leave?"
"I am going, sir. Thank you. There will be a very quiet house here, I assure you, sir."
"I’m leaving now, sir. Thank you. I promise it will be very quiet around here."
With these words, Mrs. Hardman was about to leave the room, flattering herself that it was all passing off quite comfortably as a mere dream, when Ben, thinking it incumbent upon him to do something civil, suddenly popped his head into the room, and in a voice that sounded like the growl of some bear for his food, he said—
With these words, Mrs. Hardman was about to leave the room, convincing herself that it was all just a comfortable dream, when Ben, feeling it was his duty to be polite, suddenly stuck his head into the room and, in a voice that sounded like a bear growling for its food, said—
"Take it easy, old gentleman. You'll find that easy does it all the world over; and if so be as you ever comes near the Tower, just you ask for Ben, and I'll show you the beasteses, all gratis, and for nothing. Feeding time at four o'clock."
"Take it easy, sir. You'll see that going slow works everywhere; and if you ever come near the Tower, just ask for Ben, and I'll show you the animals, all free of charge. Feeding time is at four o'clock."
"Oh, you great ugly wretch!" cried Mrs. Hardman, dealing Ben a sound box on the ear. "How dared you interfere, I should like to know, you monster in inhuman shape?"
"Oh, you awful ugly creature!" shouted Mrs. Hardman, giving Ben a hard slap on the face. "How dare you interfere, I’d like to know, you monster in human form?"
"Oh, lor!" said Ben, "I only hope another of the family ain't so handy with her front paws."
"Oh, man!" said Ben, "I just hope another one of the family isn't as good with her front paws."
"Oh—oh!" said Todd. "No peace!—no peace!"
"Oh—oh!" Todd exclaimed. "No peace!—no peace!"
Mrs. Hardman at once closed the door of communication between the two rooms; for she quite despaired now of being able to make any apology to her lodger, and she seemed much inclined to execute further vengeance upon Ben, but Sir Richard Blunt interfered, saying—
Mrs. Hardman quickly shut the door connecting the two rooms because she had given up on being able to apologize to her tenant, and she looked ready to take more revenge on Ben. However, Sir Richard Blunt stepped in and said—
"Come—come, Mrs. Hardman, you should recollect that what Ben said was with the very best of motives, and any one, you know, may go wrong a little in trying to do good. Let us all adjourn down stairs, and be no further disturbance to this old gentleman, who, taking everything into consideration, has, I think, shown quite an exemplary amount of patience."
"Come on, Mrs. Hardman, you should remember that what Ben said came from the best intentions, and anyone can make a mistake when trying to do something good. Let’s all head downstairs and not disturb this old gentleman any further, who, given everything, has shown a remarkable amount of patience."
Todd heard those words. They seemed to him quite like a reprieve from death.
Todd heard those words. They felt like a lifeline to him.
"I will come down stairs, of course," said Mrs. Hardman, in an under tone; "but for all that, this great monster of a Ben ought to be put in one of his own cages, at the Tower, and there kept as a warning to all people."
"I'll come downstairs, of course," Mrs. Hardman said quietly; "but still, this huge beast of a Ben should be locked up in one of his own cages at the Tower, as a warning to everyone."
"A warning o' what, mum?" said Ben.
"A warning of what, mom?" said Ben.
Mrs. Hardman was not very clear about what he would be a warning of, so she got out of the difficulty by saying—"What's that to you, stupid?"—and as Ben was rather slow in explaining that it did rather concern him, she walked down stairs with a look of triumph that was highly amusing to Sir Richard Blunt, as well as to Mr. Hardman, the officer.
Mrs. Hardman wasn't very clear about what he was supposed to be a warning about, so she got out of the situation by saying—"What's that to you, idiot?"—and since Ben was a bit slow in explaining that it did concern him, she walked downstairs with a triumphant look that was quite amusing to Sir Richard Blunt and Mr. Hardman, the officer.
How Todd listened to the footsteps as they went down the stairs! How his heart beat responsive to every one of them! and when he felt for certain that that immediate and awful danger had passed away, he peeped out from amid the mass of bed-clothes, with his eyes almost starting from his head.
How Todd listened to the footsteps as they went down the stairs! How his heart raced with every single one of them! And when he was sure that immediate and terrible danger had passed, he peeked out from under the pile of blankets, his eyes nearly popping out of his head.
"Gone! gone!" he gasped. "He has really gone. My mortal enemy—the only man who can make me tremble, that terrible Sir Richard Blunt! That he should be within half-a-dozen paces of me; that he should hear me speak; that he should only have to stretch out his hand to lay it upon my shoulder, and yet that I should escape him! Oh, it cannot be real!"
"Gone! Gone!" he breathed. "He’s really gone. My mortal enemy—the only man who can make me quiver, that dreadful Sir Richard Blunt! That he should be just a few steps away from me; that he should hear me talk; that he just has to reach out his hand to touch my shoulder, and yet I’m able to escape him! Oh, it can't be true!"
Todd heard some accidental noise in the house, and he immediately dived his head under the bed-clothes again.
Todd heard a random noise in the house, and he quickly buried his head under the blankets again.
"They are coming again!—they are coming again!" he gasped.
"They're coming again!—they're coming again!" he gasped.
The noise led to nothing, and after a few moments, Todd became convinced that it had nothing to do with him, so he ventured, half-suffocated, to look up again.
The noise led to nothing, and after a bit, Todd was sure it had nothing to do with him, so he reluctantly looked up again, feeling a bit smothered.
"I must listen—I must listen," he said, in a low anxious tone. "I must listen until he has gone. When I hear the street-door of the house shut, I shall think that they have let him go and then I shall be able to breathe again; but not before. Oh, no—no, not before—hush—hush! What is that?"
"I have to listen—I have to listen," he said in a low, anxious voice. "I have to listen until he's gone. When I hear the front door of the house close, I'll think they've let him go, and then I can breathe again; but not before. Oh, no—no, not before—shh—shh! What’s that?"
Every little accidental sound in the house now set the heart of Todd wildly beating. If one had come into the room, and said—"You are my prisoner,"—the probability was, that he would have fainted; but if he did not, it is quite certain that he could not have offered any resistance. A child might have captured him then, during the accession of terror that had come over him in that house, whither he had slunk purposely for safety and for secrecy.
Every little accidental sound in the house made Todd’s heart race. If someone had walked in and said, "You’re my prisoner," it’s likely he would have fainted; but even if he didn’t, he definitely wouldn’t have been able to fight back. A child could have easily captured him during the wave of terror that washed over him in that house, where he had sneaked in for safety and privacy.
At length he heard a noise of voices in the passage, and then the street-door was opened. As he lay, he could feel a rush of cold air in consequence. Then it was closed again, and the house was very still.
At last, he heard voices in the hallway, and then the front door was opened. As he lay there, he felt a rush of cold air. Then it closed again, and the house was very quiet.
"He has gone! He has gone!" said Todd.
"He’s gone! He’s gone!" said Todd.
The manner in which Todd pronounced these few words it would be impossible to describe. No shivering wretch reprieved upon the scaffold, with the rope round his neck, could feel a greater relief than did Todd, when he found that the door of that house was really closed upon Sir Richard Blunt.
It’s hard to explain how Todd said those few words. No trembling person about to be executed, with the noose around their neck, could feel more relieved than Todd did when he realized that the door to that house was truly shut on Sir Richard Blunt.
And then he began to felicitate himself upon the fact that, after all, he had come to that place; "for now," he thought, "I know that, although I have been in great danger, it has passed away; and as Sir Richard Blunt has transacted all his business in this house, he is not likely to come to it again."
And then he started to congratulate himself on the fact that he had arrived at that place; "because now," he thought, "I realize that, even though I've faced serious danger, it's over; and since Sir Richard Blunt has taken care of all his business in this house, he's unlikely to come back again."
That was a pleasant thought, and as Todd dashed from his brow the heavy drops that intense fear had caused to assemble there, he almost smiled.
That was a nice thought, and as Todd wiped the heavy drops of sweat that intense fear had caused to gather on his forehead, he almost smiled.
A very profound stillness now reigned in the house, for Mrs. Hardman was resolved to make up to her lodger—as well as she could—for the noise and disturbance that had been so unwittingly caused in her front room. She had made Ben go away, and as her husband had likewise gone, in pursuance of the orders of Sir Richard Blunt, to take measures lest Todd should make an escape by the Thames, the place remained as calm and still as if no one were in it but herself.
A deep silence now filled the house because Mrs. Hardman was determined to make it up to her lodger—as best as she could—for the noise and disruption that had been unintentionally caused in her front room. She had sent Ben away, and since her husband had also left, following Sir Richard Blunt's orders to ensure Todd didn't escape by the Thames, the place was as quiet and peaceful as if she were the only one there.
Todd closed his eyes, and wearied nature sought relief in sleep. Even Sweeney Todd, with more than twenty mortal murders on his conscience, slept calmly for no less than six hours of that, to him, most eventful day.
Todd closed his eyes, and tired nature found rest in sleep. Even Sweeney Todd, with over twenty murders weighing on his conscience, slept peacefully for no less than six hours of what was, for him, the most eventful day.
Twice during this long sleep of her lodger's had Mrs. Hardman stolen into the front-room to listen, and been quite satisfied by the regular breathing, that, at all events, her lodger was not dead; and she kept herself upon the alert to attend to him whenever he should awake from that deep sleep.
Twice during her lodger's long sleep, Mrs. Hardman had slipped into the front room to listen, and she felt reassured by the regular sound of his breathing, confirming that at least he wasn’t dead. She stayed alert, ready to help him whenever he woke up from that deep sleep.
The long shadows of the houses on the other side of the street had fallen upon the windows of the Hardmans' abode, and a slight fog began to make itself perceptible in London, when Todd awoke.
The long shadows of the houses across the street had cast themselves over the windows of the Hardmans' home, and a light fog started to creep in over London when Todd woke up.
"Help—help! Oh, God, where am I?" he cried.
"Help—help! Oh God, where am I?" he shouted.
He sprang half out of the bed, and then the full tide of recollection came back to him, and he fully comprehended his situation in a moment.
He jumped half out of bed, and then all the memories flooded back to him, and he understood his situation completely in an instant.
"Hush!—hush!—hush!" he said; and he listened most intently to hear if his sudden exclamation had attracted any attention.
"Hush!—hush!—hush!" he said, and he listened closely to see if his sudden shout had caught anyone's attention.
He heard a footstep on the stairs.
He heard a step on the stairs.
"Hush!—hush!" he said again, "hush—who is it? I must be very careful now!—Oh, very!"
"Hush!—hush!" he said again, "hush—who's there? I need to be really careful now!—Oh, definitely!"
The footstep paused at his door, and then he heard it in the next room, and Mrs. Hardman advancing to the folding doors, said, in the blandest of accents—
The footsteps stopped at his door, and then he heard them in the next room. Mrs. Hardman, moving toward the folding doors, said in the sweetest tone—
"Are you awake, sir, if you please?"
"Excuse me, sir, are you awake?"
Todd at once assumed the tone in which he had formerly addressed her, and replied—
Todd immediately took on the tone he had used with her before and replied—
"Yes, madam, yes. I am awake!"
"Yes, ma'am, I’m awake!"
"And how do you feel now, sir, if you please?"
"And how do you feel now, sir, if you don’t mind me asking?"
"Oh, a great deal better, ma'am, a great deal better. Indeed, I feel quite refreshed. I will come out directly, my dear madam. Pray have the goodness to take this guinea. I shall want a cup of tea at times, and I think I could take a cup now, my dear madam. You can get it out of that, and keep the change, you know, till I want something else."
"Oh, much better, ma'am, much better. In fact, I feel quite refreshed. I'll be out in a moment, my dear madam. Please do me the favor of taking this guinea. I will want a cup of tea occasionally, and I think I could go for one now, my dear madam. You can get it from that, and keep the change, you know, until I need something else."
"Oh, really, sir," said Mrs. Hardman, as she put her hand through a small opening of one of the folding doors and took the guinea. "It is quite delightful to have so pleasant a lodger as yourself—oh, quite.—I will get the tea directly, my dear sir, and pray make yourself quite at home, if you please."
"Oh, really, sir," said Mrs. Hardman, as she reached through a small gap in one of the folding doors and took the guinea. "It's absolutely wonderful to have such a nice lodger like you—oh, definitely. I'll get the tea right away, my dear sir, and please make yourself at home."
"Yes, ma'am, I will—I will."
"Yes, ma'am, I will."
"Do, sir. I should be really unhappy now, if I did not think you were comfortable."
"Yes, sir. I would be really unhappy right now if I didn’t think you were comfortable."
"Oh it's all right, ma'am. Eugh! Oh, dear! I do think my cough has been better since I have been here."
"Oh, it's okay, ma'am. Ugh! Oh, no! I really think my cough has improved since I've been here."
"How delightful to hear you say that!" exclaimed Mrs. Hardman, speaking in quite a tremulous voice of sympathetic emotion. "I will get the tea, directly, sir."
"How wonderful to hear you say that!" exclaimed Mrs. Hardman, speaking in a somewhat shaky voice filled with sympathy. "I'll get the tea right away, sir."
She left the room, and as she went down the stairs, she said to herself—
She walked out of the room, and as she made her way down the stairs, she thought to herself—
"What a pearl of a lodger, to be sure! He pays for everything over and over again. I should not, now, in the least wonder but the dear old gentleman will quite forget the change out of this guinea; if he does, it is not for me to vex him by putting him in mind of it. I know well, that old people never like it to be supposed that their memory fails them; so if he says nothing about it, I am sure I shall not. Oh, dear, no!"
"What a gem of a tenant, for sure! He pays for everything repeatedly. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if the sweet old man completely forgets the change from this guinea; if he does, I won’t annoy him by reminding him. I know that older people hate it when it's suggested that their memory isn't what it used to be; so if he doesn’t mention it, I definitely won’t. Oh, no way!"
"Wretch!" muttered Todd, as he crept out of the back room into the front. "Wretch, I find that money will purchase anything in this house; but am I surprised at that? Oh, no—no. Will not money purchase anything in this great world? Of course it will. Why, then, should this house be an exception to the rule so general? No—no. It is no exception; and I may be very safe for a few guineas well spent; and they are well spent, indeed. Oh, so well!"
"Wretch!" Todd muttered as he sneaked out of the back room into the front. "Wretch, I see that money can buy anything in this house; but am I shocked by that? Oh, no—definitely not. Can money not buy anything in this vast world? Of course it can. So why should this house be any different? No—it's not different at all; and I can feel pretty secure for a few well-spent guineas; and they are indeed well spent. Oh, so well!"
Todd then, as he flung himself into the depths of an easy chair, that was really easy for a wonder, considering that it was in a lodging-house, began to arrange in his own mind his course of proceeding for the night.
Todd then, as he sank into an unexpectedly comfortable easy chair in a boarding house, started to plan out his approach for the night in his mind.
"Let me think—let me think," he muttered. "I am now very much refreshed indeed, and feel quite strong and well, and equal to any emergency. That sleep has done me a world of good, and it is strange, too, that it has been the calmest and the quietest sleep I have enjoyed for many a month. I hope it is not prophetic of some coming evil."
"Give me a moment to think," he murmured. "I feel really refreshed now and strong, ready for anything that comes my way. That sleep did wonders for me, and it's strange how it was the calmest and most peaceful sleep I've had in a long time. I hope it doesn't mean something bad is on the horizon."
He shuddered at the thought. Todd was each day—ay, each hour, becoming more and more superstitious.
He shuddered at the thought. Todd was, day by day—and even hour by hour—becoming more and more superstitious.
"No—no. I will not think that. I will not be so mad as to disarm myself of my courage, by thinking that for a moment. I will take my tea here, and then I will sally forth, telling this woman that I will soon return, and then, after a dose of brandy, I will hire a boat and take to the river. What is that?"
"No—no. I won’t think that. I won’t be foolish enough to lose my courage by considering it for even a second. I’ll have my tea here, and then I’ll head out, telling this woman that I’ll be back soon. After a drink of brandy, I’ll rent a boat and go out on the river. What’s that?"
The wind with a sudden gust came dashing against the windows, giving them such a shake, that it seemed as if it were intent upon getting into the room to buffet Todd.
The wind suddenly gusted against the windows, shaking them so hard that it felt like it was trying to burst in and batter Todd.
He immediately rose, and going to the window, he placed his hideous face close to one of the panes, and looked out.
He quickly got up, went to the window, pressed his ugly face against one of the panes, and looked outside.
The sky was getting very black, and huge clouds were careering about it. The wind was evidently rising, and there was every appearance of its being most squally and tempestuous. Todd bit his lips with vexation.
The sky was turning dark, and large clouds were racing across it. The wind was clearly picking up, and it looked like it was going to be very stormy. Todd bit his lips in frustration.
"Always something!" he said. "Always something to annoy me, and to cross me. Always—always!"
"Always something!" he exclaimed. "Always something to bother me and to get in my way. Always—always!"
"The tea, sir, if you please."
"The tea, sir, if you don't mind."
Todd turned round so suddenly, that he almost upset the servant with the tea equipage.
Todd turned around so quickly that he almost knocked over the servant with the tea set.
"Oh, very well. That will do—that will do. You are the servant of the house?"
"Oh, fine. That’s enough—that’s enough. Are you the servant of the house?"
"If you please, sir."
"Please, sir."
"Ah, you will then have to attend upon me while I am here, my dear, I presume?"
"Ah, so you'll need to be with me while I’m here, my dear, I assume?"
"Yes, sir, if you please."
"Yes, sir, please."
"Very good—very good. You are a very nice young woman, and there's half-a-guinea for you. Eugh! I shall give you that sum every week while I stay here, you know."
"Very nice—very nice. You’re a really lovely young woman, and here’s half a guinea for you. Ugh! I’ll give you that amount every week while I’m here, just so you know."
"Lor, sir, will you?"
"Please, sir, will you?"
"Yes, yes. You can go now. Is the tea all right?"
"Yeah, yeah. You can go now. Is the tea okay?"
"Oh, dear, yes, sir. You are very good indeed. Misses said as you was a very good lodger, which I knowed to mean as you didn't be petikler about your money, and now I sees you ain't. Thank you, sir, for me. I'll get up in the night if you want anythink."
"Oh, yes, sir. You're very kind. The landlady mentioned that you were a great tenant, which I understood to mean that you weren't picky about your money, and now I see that you’re not. Thank you, sir, on my behalf. I'll get up in the night if you need anything."
CHAPTER CLIX.
TODD MAKES A VIGOROUS ATTEMPT TO REACH GRAVESEND.
The servant was so profuse in her acknowledgments for the half-guinea, that she seemed as if she would never get out of the room, and Todd had to say—
The servant was so overwhelmed with gratitude for the half-guinea that it felt like she would never leave the room, and Todd had to say—
"There—there, that will do. Now leave me, my good girl—that will do," before she, with a curtsey at every step, withdrew.
"There—there, that's enough. Now go on, my good girl—that's enough," before she, with a curtsy at every step, left.
"Well," she said, as she went down stairs. "If I tell misses of this, I'm a Prussian. Oh, dear, I keeps it to myself and says nothing to nobody, excepting to my Thomas as is in the horse-guards. Ah, he is a nice fellow, and out o' this I'll make him a present of a most elegant watch-ribbon, that he can put a bullet at the end of, and let it hang out of his fob all as if he had a real watch in his pocket."
"Well," she said as she went downstairs. "If I tell the ladies about this, I'm a traitor. Oh dear, I’ll keep it to myself and say nothing to anyone, except to my Thomas who’s in the horse guards. Ah, he’s a great guy, and from this, I’ll get him a really nice watch ribbon that he can attach a bullet to and let it hang out of his pocket, just like he has a real watch."
"Humph!" said Todd. "I have bought her good opinion cheap. It was well worth ten-and-sixpence not to have the servant watching me, with, for all I know to the contrary, eyes of suspicion—well worth it."
"Humph!" said Todd. "I got her good opinion for a bargain. It was definitely worth ten-and-sixpence to avoid having the servant watch me, with, for all I know, suspicious eyes—totally worth it."
It was not very often that Todd indulged himself with a cup of tea. Something stronger was commonly more congenial to his appetite; but upon this occasion, after his long sleep, the tea had upon him a most refreshing effect, and he took it with real pleasure. Mrs. Hardman, in consideration of the guinea she had received beforehand, had done him justice, as far as the quality of the tea was concerned, and he had it good.
Todd didn’t often treat himself to a cup of tea. Usually, he preferred something stronger, but this time, after his long nap, the tea had a truly refreshing effect, and he enjoyed it genuinely. Mrs. Hardman, keeping in mind the guinea she had received in advance, had served him well in terms of quality, and the tea was excellent.
"Well," he said, after his third cup, "I did not think that there was so much virtue in a cup of tea, after all; but of a surety, I feel wonderfully refreshed at it. How the wind blows."
"Well," he said, after his third cup, "I didn’t realize there was so much goodness in a cup of tea, after all; but for sure, I feel incredibly refreshed by it. What a windy day."
The wind did, indeed, blow, for all the while that Todd was taking his tea it banged and buffeted against the window at such a rate, that it was really quite a fearful thing to listen to it.
The wind was definitely howling because while Todd was having his tea, it pounded and slammed against the window so forcefully that it was honestly quite terrifying to hear.
A couple of candles had been lighted and brought into the room, but the gale without soon laid hold of their little flames, and tossed them about so, that they gave but a dim and sepulchral kind of light.
A couple of candles had been lit and brought into the room, but the strong wind outside quickly snuffed out their little flames, making them flicker so much that they only provided a dim and eerie kind of light.
Todd rose again, and went to the window—again he placed his face close to the pane of glass, and shading his eyes with his hands, he looked out. A dashing rain was falling.
Todd stood up again and walked to the window—he pressed his face close to the glass and shaded his eyes with his hands as he looked outside. A heavy rain was falling.
"They say that when the rain comes the wind moderates," he muttered; "but I see no signs of that, yet, it is almost a gale already."
"They say that when it rains, the wind calms down," he muttered; "but I don't see any signs of that yet—it's almost a gale already."
At that moment there came such a gust of wind howling down the street, that Todd mechanically withdrew his head, as though it were some tangible enemy come to seek him.
At that moment, a strong gust of wind howled down the street, causing Todd to instinctively pull back his head, as if it were a real enemy coming to get him.
"Always something to foil me here," he said; "always something; but out I must go. Let it look as strange as it may, I cannot stay a night in this house, for if I were to do so, that would involve the staying a day likewise; and it would be this time to-morrow before I dared venture abroad; and who knows what awful things might happen in that space of time? No, I must go to-night. I must go to-night."
"There's always something messing with me here," he said; "always something; but I have to leave. No matter how weird it looks, I can't spend another night in this house, because if I stay one night, that means I'd have to stay a whole day too; and it would be this time tomorrow before I could even think about going out again; and who knows what terrible things could happen in that time? No, I have to leave tonight. I have to leave tonight."
He could not help feeling that his going out while the weather was in such a state would excite a great amount of wonder in the house; but that was a minor event in comparison to what might possibly ensue from remaining, so he put on his hat.
He couldn't shake the feeling that going out in such bad weather would raise a lot of eyebrows at home; but that was a small concern compared to what could happen if he stayed, so he put on his hat.
Tap—tap! came against the panel of his door.
Tap—tap! came against the panel of his door.
Todd muttered an awful oath, and then said,—
Todd cursed under his breath, and then said,—
"Come in."
"Come on in."
Mrs. Hardman entered the room.
Mrs. Hardman walked into the room.
"I hope I don't intrude upon you, sir, but I was so very anxious to know if the tea was just as you like it, sir?"
"I hope I'm not bothering you, sir, but I was really eager to know if the tea is just how you like it, sir?"
"Oh, yes—yes. I am going out a little way, my good madam. Only a little way."
"Oh, yes—yes. I'm going out for a bit, my good lady. Just for a bit."
"Out, sir?"
"Leaving, sir?"
"Yes, and why not?—why not? Oh, dear me! How bad my cough is to be sure, to-night. Eugh!—eugh!"
"Yeah, and why not?—why not? Oh, my! My cough is really bad tonight. Ugh!—ugh!"
"Goodness gracious! my dear sir, you will not think of venturing out to-night? Oh, sir!"
"Goodness gracious! My dear sir, you can’t possibly be thinking of going out tonight? Oh, sir!"
"Why not, madam?"
"Why not, ma'am?"
"The wind, sir—the rain, sir—and the wind and the rain together, sir. Oh, dear! It isn't a night to turn out a dog in, not that I like dogs, but I beg, sir, you won't think of it. Only listen, sir. How it does blow, to be sure!"
"The wind, sir—the rain, sir—and the wind and the rain together, sir. Oh, no! It isn't a night to let a dog out, not that I'm a fan of dogs, but I really hope, sir, you'll reconsider. Just listen, sir. It’s really blowing, that’s for sure!"
"Madam!" said Todd, putting on a solemn look, "I must go. It is my duty to go."
"Ma'am!" Todd said, adopting a serious expression, "I have to leave. It's my responsibility to go."
"Your duty, sir?"
"What's your duty, sir?"
"Yes. Whenever the wind blows and the rain comes down, I put a quantity of small change in my pocket, and I go out to see what objects of distress in the streets I can relieve. It is then that I feel myself called upon in the sacred name of heavenly charity to see to the wants of my poorer fellow-creatures. It is then that I can find many a one whom I can make happy and comfortable for a brief space, at all events; and that's the way that I am always, you see, madam, with a bad cold."
"Yes. Whenever the wind picks up and the rain starts pouring, I grab some spare change and head out to see how I can help those in need on the streets. It's during those times that I feel it’s my duty, in the name of compassion, to address the needs of my less fortunate neighbors. That’s when I can find many people I can make happy and comfortable, even if just for a little while; and that’s how I always end up, you see, ma'am, when I have a bad cold."
"Generous man!" said Mrs. Hardman, wiping her eyes with the corner of her apron.
"Such a generous man!" Mrs. Hardman said, wiping her eyes with the corner of her apron.
"Not at all, madam, not at all. It is one's duty, and nothing else. I feel bound to do it. But I shall want a little something for supper. A nice boiled chicken, if you please, and you will be so good as to get it for me, madam. Take this guinea, if you please, and we can talk about the change, you know, when I want anything else, my good madam."
"Not at all, ma'am, not at all. It's my responsibility, and nothing more. I feel obligated to do it. But I would like something for dinner. A nice boiled chicken, if you could, and it would be great if you could get that for me, ma'am. Please take this guinea, and we can discuss the change later, you know, when I need anything else, my dear ma'am."
"My word!" thought Mrs. Hardman. "He is a wonderful lodger, for he forgets all about his change. I feel that it would only vex the poor old gentleman to remind him of it, and that I do not feel justified in doing. A-hem! yes, sir. Oh, certainly, I will get the finest chicken, sir, that can be had."
"My goodness!" thought Mrs. Hardman. "He’s a great tenant because he completely forgets his change. I believe it would just upset the poor old man to bring it up, and I don’t think I should do that. Ahem! Yes, sir. Oh, definitely, I’ll get the best chicken available, sir."
"Do so, madam, do so. Now I'm going."
"Go ahead, ma'am, go ahead. I'm leaving now."
"Oh, Lord! there's a gust of wind!"
"Oh, man! There's a strong gust of wind!"
"I like it—I like it."
"I love it—I love it."
"And there's a dash of rain!"
"And there’s a bit of rain!"
"So much the better. Delightful, delightful, my dear madam, I shall find plenty of poor objects to relieve to-night. Under gateways, I shall find them, crouching upon door-steps, and shivering on spots where a little shelter can be found from the inclemency of the weather. This is my time to try and do a little good with that superfluous wealth which Providence has given me."
"So much the better. Wonderful, wonderful, my dear lady, I’ll find plenty of people in need to help tonight. Under archways, I'll spot them, huddled on doorsteps, and shivering in any shelter they can find from the harsh weather. This is my chance to try and do a little good with the extra wealth that fate has given me."
Mrs. Hardman made no further opposition to the benevolent intentions of a lodger who continually forgot his change, and Todd fairly left the house.
Mrs. Hardman no longer opposed the kind intentions of a lodger who kept forgetting his change, and Todd left the house without hesitation.
Little did the landlady think, while she was grasping at the guineas, that there was a reward of a thousand pounds for the apprehension of her lodger, and that it would every penny-piece of it have been duly paid to her at the Treasury, if she could but have managed to lock him in a room until the officers of justice could be sent for, to pounce upon him and load him with irons, and take him off to prison.
Little did the landlady realize, while she was reaching for the money, that there was a reward of a thousand pounds for capturing her tenant. Every single penny of that reward would have been paid to her at the Treasury if she could have just locked him in a room until the authorities could be called to catch him, handcuff him, and take him to prison.
But poor Mrs. Hardman had really no idea of how near she was to fortune; and when the street-door closed upon Todd, she little suspected that she shut out such a sum as one thousand pounds sterling along with him.
But poor Mrs. Hardman had no idea how close she was to a fortune; and when the street door closed behind Todd, she had no clue that she was shutting out a sum of one thousand pounds sterling along with him.
"That is managed so far," said Todd, as he shrank and cowed before the storm-laden gale that dashed in his face the rain, as he reached the corner of the street.
"That's handled for now," Todd said, feeling small and intimidated by the stormy wind that whipped rain into his face as he reached the corner of the street.
There Todd paused, for a new fear came across him. It was that no waterman would venture upon the river with him on such a night; and yet after reasoning with himself a little time, he said—
There Todd paused, as a new fear washed over him. He realized that no boatman would dare to go on the river with him on a night like this; yet after thinking it over for a bit, he said—
"Watermen are human, and they love gold as much as any one else. After all, it only resolves itself into a question of how much I will pay."
"Watermen are human, and they love gold just like everyone else. After all, it really just comes down to how much I’m willing to pay."
Full of this idea, which, in its way, was a tolerably just one, he sneaked down the Strand until he got right to Charing Cross. He had thought of going down one of the quiet streets near that place, and taking a boat there; but now he considered that he would have a much better chance by going as far as Westminster Bridge; and, accordingly, despite the rain and the wind, he made his way along Whitehall, and reached the bridge.
Filled with this thought, which was reasonably valid, he quietly made his way down the Strand until he reached Charing Cross. He had considered taking a boat from one of the quieter streets nearby; however, he now believed he would have a much better chance by going all the way to Westminster Bridge. So, despite the rain and the wind, he headed down Whitehall and arrived at the bridge.
A few watermen were lounging about at the head of the stairs. They had little enough expectation of getting a fare at such a time, and upon such a day. One of them, however, seeing Todd pause, went up to him, and spoke—
A few boatmen were hanging around at the top of the stairs. They didn’t really expect to get a ride at that time or on such a day. One of them, however, noticing Todd stop, approached him and said—
"You didn't want a boat, did you, sir?"
"You didn't want a boat, did you?"
"Why, yes," said Todd, "I did; but, I suppose, you are all afraid to earn a couple of guineas?"
"Sure," Todd said, "I did; but I guess you're all scared to make a few guineas?"
"A couple of guineas?"
"A few bucks?"
"Yes, or three, for the matter of that; one more or less don't matter to me; but it may to you."
"Yeah, or three, for that matter; one more or less doesn’t make a difference to me, but it might to you."
"Indeed, it does, sir. You are right enough there. But where do you want to go to sir? Up or down?"
"Definitely, it does, sir. You’re absolutely right about that. But where do you want to go, sir? Up or down?"
"To Greenwich."
"To Greenwich."
Todd thought if he mentioned Gravesend, he might frighten the man at once.
Todd thought that if he brought up Gravesend, he might scare the man immediately.
"Greenwich? Whew!" The waterman perpetrated a long whistle; and then, shaking his head, he said—"I'm very much afraid, sir, that it isn't a question of guineas that will settle that; but I will speak to my mate. Halloa Jack!—Jack! I say, old boy, where are you?"
"Greenwich? Wow!" The waterman let out a long whistle; then, shaking his head, he said, "I'm really afraid, sir, that this isn't something that can be settled with guineas; but I'll talk to my mate. Hey Jack!—Jack! I’m calling you, where are you?"
"Here you are," said an old weather-beaten man coming up the steps. "I've only been making the little craft fast. What is the row now, Harry—eh?"
"Here you are," said an old, weathered man as he climbed the steps. "I've just been tying up the little boat. What's going on now, Harry—huh?"
"No row, old mate; but this here gentleman offers a matter of three guineas for a cruise to Greenwich."
"No problem, old friend; but this gentleman here is offering three guineas for a trip to Greenwich."
"Ay, and why not, Harry?"
"Yeah, and why not, Harry?"
"Why not? Don't you hear how it's blowing?"
"Why not? Can't you hear how hard it's blowing?"
"Yes, I do, Harry; but it won't blow long. I've seen more gales than you have, lad, and I tell you that this one is all but over. The rain, in another quarter of an hour, will beat it all down. It's fast going now. It will be a wet night, and a dark night; but it won't blow, nor it won't be cold."
"Yeah, I do, Harry; but it won't last long. I've been through more storms than you have, kid, and I'm telling you that this one is almost done. In about fifteen minutes, the rain will bring it all down. It's dying down quickly now. It's going to be a rainy night, and a dark night; but it won't be windy, and it won't be cold."
"If you say as much as that, Jack," said the younger waterman, "I will swear to it."
"If you say that much, Jack," said the younger waterman, "I’ll swear to it."
The old man smiled, as he added—
The old man smiled as he added—
"Ah, dear me, yes, and so you may, Harry. I haven't been so long out of doors that I don't know the fancies of the weather. I can tell you a'most what it's a going to do beforehand, better than it knows itself. There, don't you hear how it's coming in puffs, now, the wind, and each one is a bit fainter nor the one as comed afore it? Lord bless you, it's nothing! We shall get a wet jacket, that's all; and if so be, sir, as you really do want a cruise down to Greenwich, come on, and Harry and me will soon manage it for you."
"Ah, my goodness, yes, you can, Harry. I haven't been outside long enough to ignore the quirks of the weather. I can almost predict what it’s going to do before it knows itself. There, can’t you hear how the wind is coming in gusts, and each one is a bit weaker than the last? Don’t worry, it’s nothing! We’ll just get a little wet, that’s all; and if you really do want to take a trip down to Greenwich, come on, and Harry and I will handle it for you."
These words were very satisfactory to Todd. He had no objection in the world to its being rather a bad night on the river; but he certainly had a great objection to risking his life. Discomfort was a thing that gave him no concern. He knew well that that would pass away.
These words really satisfied Todd. He didn't mind at all that it was a pretty rough night on the river; but he definitely had a big problem with putting his life at risk. Feeling uncomfortable didn't bother him. He knew that would eventually fade away.
"If you are willing," he said, "let us, then, start at once, and I will not hold you to your bargain if the weather should happen to turn very bad. We can, in such a case, easily, I dare say, put in at some of the numerous stairs on one side or other of the river."
"If you're up for it," he said, "let's get going right away, and I won’t hold you to your agreement if the weather takes a turn for the worse. In that case, I’m sure we can easily stop at one of the many docks on either side of the river."
"There will be no need of that, sir," said the old waterman. "If you go, and if you choose to go all the way, we will put you on shore at Greenwich."
"There’s no need for that, sir," said the old waterman. "If you want to go, and if you decide to go all the way, we’ll drop you off at Greenwich."
"How about London Bridge?" said the younger man, in a tone of some anxiety.
"How about London Bridge?" said the younger man, sounding a bit anxious.
"Better than usual," said Jack. "It is just the time to shoot it nicely, for the tide will be at a point, and won't know exactly whether to go one way or the other."
"Better than usual," Jack said. "It's the perfect time to take the shot because the tide will be at a point and won’t really know whether to go one way or the other."
"It's all right, then?"
"Is that okay, then?"
"It is."
"It is."
Todd himself had had his suspicions that the passage of old London Bridge would be one of no ordinary difficulty on such a night as that, but he knew that if the tide was at that point which the old man mentioned, that it might be passed with the most perfect safety, and it was a matter of no small gratification to him to hear from such a competent authority that such was the fact just then.
Todd had suspected that crossing old London Bridge would be particularly challenging on a night like this, but he knew that if the tide was at the level the old man mentioned, it could be crossed safely. It was very satisfying for him to hear from such an experienced source that this was indeed the case at that moment.
"Let us go at once," he said.
"Let’s go right now," he said.
"All's right, sir. Our wherry is just at the foot of the stairs, here. I will pull her in, Harry."
"Everything’s good, sir. Our boat is right at the bottom of the stairs, here. I’ll bring her in, Harry."
The old man ran down the slippery stairs with the activity of a boy, and as Todd and Harry followed him, the latter said, in quite a confidential tone of voice—
The old man rushed down the slippery stairs like a young boy, and as Todd and Harry trailed behind him, Harry said in a very confidential tone—

Todd Encounters Great Perils On The River Thames.
Todd Encounters Major Dangers on the River Thames.
"Ah, sir, you may trust to his judgment on anything that has anything to do with the river."
"Ah, sir, you can trust his judgment on anything related to the river."
"I am glad to hear it."
"I'm happy to hear that."
"Yes, sir, and so am I. Now I thought I knew something, and I shouldn't have ventured to take you, or if I had, it would have been with rather a faint heart; but now that the old man, sir, says it's all right, I feel as comfortable as needs be in the matter."
"Yes, sir, and I'm in the same boat. I thought I knew a thing or two, and I shouldn't have tried to take you on, or if I had, it would have been with a lot of hesitation; but now that the old man, sir, says it's all good, I feel as comfortable as I need to be with it."
By this time they had reached the foot of the steps, which was being laved by the tide, and there the old man had the boat safely in hand.
By this time, they had arrived at the base of the steps, which was being washed by the tide, and there the old man had the boat securely in his grasp.
"Now for it, sir," he said. "Jump in."
"Alright, sir," he said. "Get in."
Todd did so, and the younger waterman followed him. He and his aged companion immediately took their places, and Todd stretched himself in the stern of the little craft.
Todd did this, and the younger waterman followed. He and his elderly companion quickly settled in, and Todd lay back in the stern of the small boat.
The rain now came down in absolute torrents as the boat was pushed off by the two watermen into the middle of the stream.
The rain was pouring down like crazy as the two watermen pushed the boat out into the middle of the stream.
CHAPTER CLX.
THE POLICE-GALLEY ON THE THAMES.
What an anxious and protracted glance Todd cast around him when he found that he was fairly upon the river. How his eyes, with fox-like cunning, glistening like two lead-coloured stars, were here, and there, and everywhere, in the course of a few moments. Then he contrived to speak, as he thought, craftily enough.
What a nervous and drawn-out look Todd gave as he realized he was right by the river. His eyes, shining like two gray stars and darting around with a slyness, were everywhere in just a few moments. Then he managed to speak, thinking he was being clever enough.
"There are but few boats on the river."
"There are only a few boats on the river."
"No, sir," said the young waterman. "It isn't everybody that cares to come on the water in such weather as this."
"No, sir," said the young waterman. "Not everyone wants to be out on the water in weather like this."
"No—no. But I have business."
"Nope. But I've got business."
"Exactly so, sir. That's it."
"Exactly, sir. That's it."
"Yes," added Todd, in quite a contemplative tone of voice, "the fact is, that I have just heard that at Gravesend there resides a family, with whom I was once intimate, but had lost sight of. They have, as I hear, dropped into poverty, amounting to destitution, and I could not rest until I had gone after them to relieve them."
"Yeah," Todd added, sounding thoughtful, "the thing is, I just found out that there’s a family in Gravesend that I used to be close to but lost touch with. I hear they've fallen into poverty, practically destitution, and I couldn't relax until I went to help them."
"Did you say Gravesend?" said the old man.
"Did you say Gravesend?" asked the old man.
"Why, yes; but I don't ask you to go so far. I will try and find a conveyance on land at Greenwich; but—if—you like to pull all the way to Gravesend, I don't mind paying, for I prefer the water."
"Sure, but I’m not asking you to go that far. I’ll try to find a ride on land at Greenwich; but—if—you want to row all the way to Gravesend, I don’t mind paying, because I prefer being on the water."
"Couldn't do it," said the old man.
"Couldn't do it," the old man said.
"Certainly not," said the young one.
"Of course not," said the young one.
Todd felt mortified that his plan of getting to Gravesend, by the aid of the boat, was thus put an end to; but he could not help feeling how very impolitic it would be to show any amount of chagrin upon such a subject, so he spoke as cheerfully as he could, merely saying—
Todd felt embarrassed that his plan to get to Gravesend using the boat was suddenly ruined; however, he knew it would be unwise to show any signs of disappointment about it, so he spoke as positively as he could, simply saying—
"Well, of course, I don't want you to do it; I merely offer you the job, as I am so fond of a little boating, that I would not mind a few guineas more upon such an account."
"Well, of course, I don’t want you to do it; I’m just offering you the job since I really enjoy a bit of boating, and I wouldn’t mind a few extra guineas for that."
"No use trying it," said the old man, sententiously. "There's several turns in the river, and we should be down one at this time before we could get there. Gravesend is quite another thing."
"No point in trying it," said the old man wisely. "There are several bends in the river, and we should be down one by now before we could get there. Gravesend is a whole different story."
"So it is," said Todd.
"That's right," said Todd.
He felt perfectly certain by the tone and the manner of the old man, that it would be of no use urging the matter any further; and the great dread he had of exciting suspicion that he was a fugitive, had the effect of making him as cautious as possible regarding what he said. In stern and moody silence, then, he reclined in the stern of the boat, while it cleaved through the black water; and, as the old boatman prophesied, the wind each moment went down until it left nothing but a freshness upon the surface of the water, which, although it was bitterly cold, in no way effected the progress of the boat.
He felt completely sure from the old man's tone and demeanor that pushing the issue any further would be pointless; and his intense fear of raising suspicion that he was a runaway made him as careful as possible about what he said. In grim and brooding silence, he leaned back in the stern of the boat while it sliced through the dark water; and, just as the old boatman had predicted, the wind died down moment by moment until there was nothing left but a refreshing chill on the surface of the water, which, although bitterly cold, didn't affect the boat's speed at all.
But a slight rain now began to fall, and every moment the night got darker and darker still, until the lights upon the banks of the river looked like little stars afar off; and it was only when they got quite close to it, that they became aware of the proximity of Blackfriars Bridge. It was Todd that saw it first appearing like some gigantic object rising up out of the water to destroy them. He could not resist uttering an exclamation of terror, and then he added—
But a light rain started to fall, and the night grew darker and darker until the lights along the riverbanks looked like tiny stars in the distance; it was only when they got really close that they noticed Blackfriars Bridge nearby. Todd was the first to see it, looming like a giant figure rising out of the water to threaten them. He couldn't help but cry out in fear, and then he added—
"What is it? Oh, what is it?"
"What is it? Oh, what is it?"
"What—what?" said the young waterman, shipping his oars and looking rather terrified.
"What—what?" the young waterman said, putting his oars away and looking pretty scared.
The old man gave his head a slight jerk as he said—
The old man gave his head a quick nod as he said—
"I fancy it's Blackfriars."
"I think it's Blackfriars."
"Oh, yes, yes," said Todd, with a feeling of great relief. "It's the bridge, of course—it's the bridge; but in the darkness of the night, it looked awful and strange; and as we approached it, it had all the effect as if it were something big enough to crush the world rising up out of the water.
"Oh, yes, yes," Todd said, feeling a huge sense of relief. "It's the bridge, of course—it's the bridge; but in the dark of night, it looked terrible and weird; and as we got closer, it felt like something huge enough to crush the world was rising up out of the water."
"Ay—ay," said the old man. "I have seen it on all sorts of nights, and was looking out for it. It's all right. Easy with your larboard over there. That will do—there we go."
"Wow," said the old man. "I've seen it on all kinds of nights, and I was keeping an eye out for it. It's fine. Take it easy with your left side over there. That’s good—let's get going."
The boat shot under one of the arches of the old bridge, and for a moment, the effect was like going into some deep and horrible cavern, the lower part of which was a sea of ink.
The boat zipped under one of the arches of the old bridge, and for a moment, it felt like entering a dark and terrifying cavern, the bottom of which was like a sea of ink.
Todd shuddered, but he did not say anything. He thought that after his affected raptures at sailing, that if he made any sort of remark indicative of his terrors at the passage of the bridge, they would sound rather inconsistent.
Todd shivered, but he didn't say anything. He felt that after his exaggerated excitement about sailing, if he made any comment reflecting his fears about crossing the bridge, it would seem pretty inconsistent.
It was quite a relief when they had shot through the dim and dusky arch, and emerged again upon the broad open water; and owing to the terrible darkness that was beneath that arch, the night upon the river, after they had passed through it, did not seem to be nearly so black as it had been before, thus showing that, after all, most of our sensations are those of comparison, even including those dependant upon the physical changes of nature.
It was such a relief when they shot through the dark and shadowy arch and came out onto the wide open water. Because of the pitch-blackness beneath that arch, the night on the river after they passed through it didn’t seem nearly as dark as it had before. This showed that, in the end, most of our feelings are based on comparison, even those that are related to the physical changes in nature.
"This is cheering," said Todd. "It is lighter now upon the river. Don't you think it is?"
"This is uplifting," Todd said. "The river feels lighter now. Don’t you think so?"
"Why," said the old man, "perhaps it is just a cloud or two lighter; but it's after coming through the arch that it makes the principal difference, I take it."
"Why," said the old man, "maybe it's just a cloud or two less; but I think the real difference comes after passing through the arch."
"Yes," said the other, "that's it; and the rain, to my thinking, will be a lasting one, for it comes down straight, and with a good will to continue. Don't you think so?"
"Yeah," said the other, "that's right; and I think this rain is going to stick around for a while because it's coming down hard and seems like it wants to keep going. Don't you agree?"
The question was addressed to the old man, who answered it slowly and sententiously, keeping time with his words to the oars as they made a slight noise jerking in the rollocks.
The question was directed at the old man, who responded slowly and thoughtfully, syncing his words with the rhythmic sound of the oars as they moved in the rollocks.
"If it don't rain till sun-rise, just ask me to eat the old boat, and I'll do it!"
"If it doesn't rain by sunrise, just tell me to eat the old boat, and I'll do it!"
"That's settled," said the young waterman.
"That's decided," said the young waterman.
The weather, in so far as rain or not rain was concerned, was not to Todd a matter of much concern. So long as there was no stormy aspect of the elements to prevent him from speeding upon his journey, he, upon the whole, rather liked the darkness and the rain, as it probably acted as a better shield for his escape, and he rather chuckled than not on the idea that the rain would last. Besides, it was evident that as it fell, it smoothed the surface of the river, so that the oars dipped clear into the stream, and the boat shot on the better.
The weather, whether it was raining or not, didn’t really bother Todd. As long as there wasn’t a storm to slow him down, he actually preferred the darkness and the rain, thinking it would help him escape better. He even chuckled at the thought that the rain might continue. Plus, it was clear that as the rain fell, it smoothed the surface of the river, making it easier for the oars to glide into the water and allowing the boat to move faster.
"Well—well," he said, "we can but get wet."
"Well, well," he said, "there's nothing we can do but get wet."
"That's all," said the old man, "and I hold it to be quite a folly to make a fuss about that. If you sit still, the rain will, of course, soak into your clothes; but if you go on sitting still, it will in time give you up as a bad job, and begin to run out again. So you have nothing, you see, to do, but take it easy, and think of something else all the while."
"That's all," said the old man, "and I really think it's foolish to make a big deal out of that. If you just sit there, the rain will soak into your clothes; but if you keep sitting still, eventually it will give up on you and start to run off. So all you need to do is relax and think about something else the whole time."
"That is very true, my friend," said Todd, in a kind and conciliatory tone; "but you get wet through in the process."
"That's totally true, my friend," Todd said in a friendly and soothing tone; "but you end up getting soaked in the process."
"Just so. Pull away."
"Exactly. Pull away."
The younger man, for the last five minutes, had glanced several times through one of his hands along the line of the surface of the river, and the injunction to pull away was probably on account of his having been a little amiss in that particular. The old man had spoken the words rather sharply than otherwise.
The younger man had been glancing several times through one of his hands along the surface of the river for the last five minutes, and the order to pull away was likely because he had not been paying attention to that specific detail. The old man had said it more sharply than he intended.
"Yes—yes," said the other. "I'll pull away; but there's another craft upon the river, in spite of the rain, and they are pulling away with a vengeance rather. Look, they're in our wake."
"Yeah—yeah," said the other. "I'll back off; but there's another boat on the river, despite the rain, and they're really pushing ahead. Look, they're following us."
"It's no use me looking. You know that well enough. I ain't quite so good with my eyes as I was a matter of twenty years ago. I suppose it's the police-craft. Of late, you know, they have taken to cutting along at all times."
"It's no use for me to look. You know that well enough. I'm not as good with my eyesight as I was about twenty years ago. I guess it's from doing police work. Lately, you know, they've started speeding along at all hours."
"Yes, it's them!"
"Yes, it's them!"
Todd stooped in the boat, until his eyes went right along the line of the water's edge, and there he saw coming on swiftly a biggish bulky object, and as the oars broke the water, he could see that there were five or six of them on each side. It looked altogether like some great fish striking through the water with a number of strange-looking fins.
Todd bent down in the boat until his eyes were level with the water's edge, and there he saw a sizeable, bulky object approaching quickly. As the oars splashed through the water, he could make out five or six of them on each side. It looked like a massive fish gliding through the water with a bunch of unusual-looking fins.
The coward heart of Todd smote him, as well it might, when he saw this sight. For a moment or two he sat bewildered, and he thought that he should faint in the stern of the boat, and then that nothing in the world could save him from capture, if that were in reality the police-boat. It was, perhaps, only the rain falling upon his face that revived him, as it came upon him with its cold, refreshed splash. To be sure he was well armed for one individual, but what could he do against some dozen of men? Suppose that he did shoot two or three of them, that would be but a poor recompense for his capture by the others. He was bewildered to know what to do. He spoke in a low, anxious tone,—
The cowardice of Todd hit him hard, as it should, when he saw this scene. For a moment or two, he sat confused, thinking he might faint in the back of the boat, realizing that nothing in the world could save him from capture if that was indeed the police boat. It was probably just the rain hitting his face that brought him back to reality, its cold, refreshing splash reviving him. Sure, he was well-armed for one person, but what could he do against a dozen men? Even if he managed to shoot two or three of them, that would be a poor payoff for getting caught by the others. He was at a loss about what to do. He spoke in a low, anxious tone,—
"Are you, from your knowledge of the river, quite sure that that is a police-boat?"
"Are you, based on what you know about the river, absolutely sure that’s a police boat?"
"Ah, to be sure."
"Yeah, for sure."
"Do you, then, think likewise that that is upon our track? Answer me that. Answer it fairly."
"Do you think the same about what’s ahead of us? Answer me that. Be honest."
"Our track!" said the old man, as he almost ceased rowing. "Hilloa! There's something more in this affair than meets the eye. It won't exactly pay us to be overhauled by the police, after a chase. Who and what are you, my friend? If you are afraid of the police-boat, we are not, and you ain't quite the sort of customer to suit us exactly, I should say."
"Our track!" said the old man, slowing his rowing. "Hey! There's more to this situation than meets the eye. It won't really benefit us to get caught by the police after a chase. Who are you, my friend? If you’re scared of the police boat, we’re not, and you’re not exactly the kind of person we’re looking for, I would say."
"I have both their lives," thought Todd, as in the dark he felt for his pistols. "I have both their lives, and if they show any disposition to give me up, they shall not live another five minutes. I will shoot them both—cast their bodies into the river, and land myself at the first stairs I come to."
"I have both their lives," Todd thought, feeling for his pistols in the dark. "I have both their lives, and if they even think about turning me in, they won't live another five minutes. I'll shoot them both—throw their bodies in the river, and make my escape at the first stairs I come across."
"Listen to me," he said, in a mild tone of voice. "It would only tire you, and, besides, it would take too long to tell why I have a fear of the police. But I have such a fear. I assure you, that I am quite innocent of what they accuse me. But until I can get from Hamburgh the only witness who can prove my innocence, I do not want to fall into the hands of my enemies. I implore you not to sacrifice me!"
"Listen to me," he said gently. "It would just wear you out, and it would take too long to explain why I’m afraid of the police. But I really am afraid. I promise you, I’m completely innocent of what they’re accusing me of. But until I can get the only witness from Hamburg who can prove my innocence, I don’t want to end up in the hands of my enemies. I beg you, please don’t sacrifice me!"
"Humph!" said the old man, "What have you done?"
"Humph!" said the old man, "What did you do?"
"Nothing—nothing! as Heaven is my witness!"
"Nothing—nothing! I swear!"
"But what do they say you have done?" said the young waterman.
"But what do they say you did?" asked the young waterman.
"Ay!" said the other, "that's the question!"
"Ay!" said the other, "that's the question!"
"Why, they say that I was wrong in helping a poor lad, who certainly had done some wrong thing, to escape from the country; but then it would have broken his poor mother's heart if they had hanged him. It was for forgery only, and it was all owing to bad company he did it. Alas! I did not think it a crime to aid the poor boy to get away. What good would his death have done to any one?"
"People say I was wrong for helping a poor kid, who definitely messed up, escape the country; but it would have shattered his poor mother's heart if they had executed him. It was just for forgery, and he only did it because of bad influences. Honestly, I didn’t see it as a crime to help the kid get away. What good would his death have done for anyone?"
"Was that all?"
"Is that all?"
"Yes; that was all. But it appears in law, you see, a very serious offence to aid and abet, as they call it, a felon. Poor boy!—poor mother!"
"Yes; that was all. But in legal terms, it seems to be a serious crime to help and support, as they say, a criminal. Poor boy!—poor mother!"
"Oh, hang it, we won't give you up to the bloodhounds of the law for that," said the old man; "but, hark you, sir, it's out of the question that we two should be able to hold our way against the police-galley, with six young fresh rowers; so all we can do is to put you ashore somewhere, and then you can shift for yourself the best way you may. I don't see what else we can do for you."
"Oh, come on, we’re not going to turn you over to the law for that," said the old man. "But listen, it’s impossible for us to escape from the police boat with six strong young rowers. So all we can do is drop you off somewhere, and then you can take care of yourself however you can. I don’t see what else we can do for you."
"Nor I," said the young waterman; "and in a few moments it will be best to do that. Is there a stairs close at hand?"
"Me neither," said the young waterman; "and in a few moments, it will be better to do that. Is there a staircase nearby?"
"Not one," said the old man. "It's a done thing. We can't land you, except in the water, if that can be called landing you at all. I don't know what to be at."
"Not one," said the old man. "It’s a done deal. We can’t land you anywhere but in the water, if that even counts as landing you at all. I don’t know what to do."
"Oh, save me!" said Todd.
"Oh, help me!" said Todd.
"But how can we?"
"But how can we do that?"
"Yes," said the young waterman, "there's one way of managing that, I think, will do it, and do it well, too."
"Yeah," said the young waterman, "I think there's a way to handle that that will work, and work well, too."
"Oh, how can I thank you?"
"Oh, how can I thank you?"
"Don't mention it. Suppose we put him on to the first craft we come along-side of in the river, that is moored, and has got no one on board? It won't be noticed, like our putting into a landing would, you know. They would be sure to say we had put some one on shore. But if we just ease the boat for a moment as we pass some craft, our fare can scramble on board, and we can go right on, and let the police overtake us, and overhaul us in due course. I'll be bound that by this light there's not a man on board of yonder craft can take upon himself to say whether there's one, two, or three people in our wherry."
"Don't worry about it. What if we drop him off on the first boat we see tied up in the river, which has nobody on it? It won’t raise any eyebrows like if we actually pulled into a dock. People would definitely think we let someone off on shore. But if we just slow down for a moment as we pass by some boats, our guy can jump on board, and we can keep moving, letting the police catch up with us later. I’m sure that in this light, no one on that boat over there could confidently say if there’s one, two, or three people in our little boat."
"Yes," said the old man, "that will do if anything will, and if that don't do, nothing will."
"Yes," said the old man, "that will work if anything will, and if that doesn't work, nothing will."
"It will do," said Todd; "it will do. I thank you from my heart for the suggestion. It will do well. All you have to do is to let me board the craft in the river, upon the side furthest removed from the police boat. Oh! you will have the prayers of the widow and the fatherless, for this kind act."
"It'll work," said Todd; "it'll work. I truly appreciate the suggestion. It'll be great. All you need to do is let me get on the boat in the river, on the side that's farthest from the police boat. Oh! you will have the thanks of the widow and the fatherless for this kind act."
"Never mind about that. Pull away."
"Forget about that. Just back off."
"And—and when the police-boat is past, will you then come and take me off again?"
"And—when the police boat passes, will you come and get me again?"
"That's awkward," said the old man.
"That’s awkward," said the old man.
"We will, if we can," said the young one; "but don't depend upon us. We don't know, as yet, what the police may say to us. For all we know, they know more than we would wish them, of your being in our boat; and all we can say, then, is, that we put you ashore; but they may keep a watch upon us after that, and if they do, it will be only to give you up to them that we could push off to you."
"We'll try, if we can," said the young one; "but don't count on us. We don't know what the police might say to us. For all we know, they might have figured out more than we want them to about you being in our boat; and all we can say then is that we dropped you off. But they might keep an eye on us afterward, and if they do, the only way we could reach you would be to hand you over to them."
"Yes—yes, I understand," said Todd. "I thank you, and will take my chance of all that may happen."
"Yeah—yeah, I get it," Todd said. "Thanks, and I’ll take my chances with whatever happens."
"You must."
"You have to."
"There's something a-head," said the old man. "What is it?"
"There's something coming," said the old man. "What is it?"
"It's the pile-driving barge. They are mending up the bank of the river. I know that the men leave that all night, as there is nothing to take from it that any one can lift. Will you go on board that, sir?"
"It's the pile-driving barge. They're repairing the bank of the river. I know the men leave it all night since there's nothing there that anyone can lift. Are you going to go on board that, sir?"
"Yes, yes," said Todd, "That will do."
"Yeah, yeah," Todd said, "That works."
"Be quick, then, about it," said the old man, "for they gain upon us."
"Quick, then," said the old man, "because they’re getting closer."
"Boat a-hoi!" cried a voice over the river.
"Boat ahoy!" shouted a voice across the river.
CHAPTER CLXI.
THE POLICE-GALLEY'S FATE.
Todd, when he heard that voice, quite sank down into the bottom of the boat, and felt as though his last hour were come.
Todd, when he heard that voice, sank down to the bottom of the boat and felt like his last hour had arrived.
"Don't answer," said the old man. "Pull away for the pile-driving barge as hard as you can."
"Don’t respond,” said the old man. “Move away from the pile-driving barge as fast as you can.”
"Oh, yes, pull—pull!" cried Todd. "Save me!"
"Oh, yes, pull—pull!" Todd shouted. "Help me!"
"If you make that noise," added the old man, "we may as well be off at once, for the river, when it is as smooth as it is now, carries voices well."
"If you make that noise," the old man added, "we might as well leave right now, because the river, when it's this smooth, carries voices really well."
"Boat a-hoi!" cried the voice again.
"Boat ahoy!" shouted the voice again.
"We must answer them now," said the old waterman. "Ay, ay! Is it here? Boat a-hoi!"
"We need to respond to them now," said the old waterman. "Yeah, yeah! Is it here? Boat ahoy!"
"Ay, ay!" came the voice from the police-galley.
"Ay, ay!" came the voice from the police galley.
At that moment the two watermen succeeded in reaching the broad stern of the barge, in which was centred the pile-driving machinery, and the young man said to Todd—
At that moment, the two boatmen managed to get to the wide back of the barge, where the pile-driving machinery was located, and the young man said to Todd—
"Now clamber in, and good luck attend you. If we don't come to you in the course of an hour, don't expect us, that's all."
"Now hop in, and good luck to you. If we don't reach you in about an hour, just don't expect us, that's all."
Todd was not very young and supple in his joints, but the sense of present and serious danger has an effect upon every one, and in a moment he seized the side of the pile-driving barge, and drew himself in.
Todd wasn't very young or flexible, but the feeling of immediate and serious danger affects everyone, and in an instant he grabbed the side of the pile-driving barge and pulled himself in.
"All right," said the old man.
"Okay," said the elderly man.
"Oh, yes—yes," said Todd, as he crouched down with his chin touching the side of the barge.
"Oh, yeah—yeah," said Todd, as he crouched down with his chin resting against the side of the barge.
"Good-night, then."
"Good night, then."
"Good-night! You will come for me if you can?"
"Good night! Will you come for me if you can?"
"Yes, but don't expect us. Pull, now, as hard as you can, and get out into the stream. Pull! pull!"
"Yes, but don’t count on us. Pull as hard as you can right now and get into the stream. Pull! Pull!"
By the strenuous united exertions of the two men, the boat shot along at good speed, and soon got to a considerable distance from the barge in which Todd had taken refuge. It was then that the police-galley hoisted a strong light that shed a bright glare through the rain, and over the surface of the river.
By the hard work of the two men, the boat moved quickly and soon got quite far from the barge where Todd had taken refuge. That’s when the police-galley raised a strong light that illuminated the rain and the surface of the river.
"Am I saved?" said Todd. "Am I saved, or am I not?"
"Am I saved?" Todd asked. "Am I saved, or not?"
He sank quite down into the body of the barge. There was a sort of platform over one-half of it, and upon that platform he felt the mass of iron, weighing about a couple of hundredweight, or more, which was used for driving piles into the bed of the river, and which, when liberated from a height, and allowed to fall upon the end of the pile, comes with a most tremendous force.
He sank deep into the barge. There was a platform covering half of it, and on that platform, he felt the heavy mass of iron, weighing around a couple of hundred pounds or more, used for driving piles into the riverbed. When this mass is dropped from a height and falls onto the end of the pile, it hits with incredible force.
That piece of metal so used is called "the monkey."
That piece of metal used this way is called "the monkey."
"They come—they come!" said Todd. "Oh, if they only chanced to see the boat place me here, I am lost. Quite lost! What will become of me, then, with nothing but the cold, cold river all round me? Death, indeed, now stares me in the face!"
"They're coming—they're coming!" Todd said. "Oh, if they only happen to see the boat that dropped me off here, I'm done for. Completely done for! What will happen to me, then, with nothing but the cold, cold river surrounding me? Death, indeed, is staring me right in the face!"
Truly, the situation of Todd now was rather a critical one. There was no saying how far the men on board the police-galley might not think themselves justified in boarding any craft that was moored upon the river; and, indeed, if they were searching for him, and had really any idea that he was trying an escape by the Thames, it was highly improbable that they would omit to have a good look in the barge where he was. There was another great danger, too, that suddenly flashed across his mind, and drove him nearly mad.
Todd's situation was definitely critical. There was no telling how far the men on the police boat might think it's justifiable to board any vessel moored on the river. If they were actively searching for him and suspected he was trying to escape via the Thames, it was very unlikely they would skip checking the barge where he was hiding. Another huge danger suddenly crossed his mind, pushing him close to madness.
"If the police, when they overtake the wherry," he thought, "should mention who it is they are in pursuit of, may not the two watermen at once, upon finding that their sympathy has been excited for me, declare where I am, and even aid in my apprehension?"
"If the police catch up to the boat," he thought, "and mention who they’re after, won’t the two boatmen immediately, realizing they’re sympathetic to me, reveal where I am and even help in my capture?"
This idea, either because it was the last one that came into his head, or because it really was the one that seemed most full of real dangers, clung to him with desperation; and more than once the thought of ending all his miseries by a plunge into the river, crossed his mind. But it is not such men as Sweeney Todd who commit suicide.
This idea, whether it was the last one that popped into his head or because it truly felt the most dangerous, stuck with him desperately; and more than once, the thought of ending all his suffering by jumping into the river crossed his mind. But it's not people like Sweeney Todd who take their own lives.
"They come—they come!" was all he could now say.
"They're coming—they're coming!" was all he could say now.
The light from the police was, by the aid of a revolving reflector, capable of being cast pretty strongly in any direction that those who had the care and control of it chose; and for a moment it rested upon the barge where Todd was. He felt as if, at that moment, he could have crept right through the bottom of the barge, and taken refuge in the Thames.
The police light, with the help of a revolving reflector, could be directed pretty strongly in any direction that those in charge wanted. For a moment, it shone on the barge where Todd was. He felt like, at that moment, he could have crawled right through the bottom of the barge and found refuge in the Thames.
The broad beam of light was then shifted off the barge on to the little wherry, which was at rest upon the water waiting for the approach of the police-galley.
The wide beam of light was then moved off the barge onto the small boat, which was sitting on the water waiting for the police rowboat to arrive.
And now, with vigorous sweeps of its six oars, that galley made its way right past the barge. Oh! what a relief it was that it went past! It did not follow that all danger was gone because the police-barge had gone past; but it was a sufficient proof that the glare of light they had sent in that direction, by the aid of the reflector, had not had the effect of discovering him to them.
And now, with strong strokes of its six oars, that galley moved right past the barge. Oh! what a relief it was that it went by! It didn’t mean that all danger was over just because the police barge had passed; but it was enough proof that the bright light they had aimed in that direction, with the help of the reflector, hadn’t revealed him to them.
"That is something," muttered Todd.
"That's something," muttered Todd.
He then slowly permitted his eyes to peer over the side of the barge in order, as far as he could, to watch the interview that was about to take place between the police and the two watermen in the wherry where he had been so lately a passenger. Upon that interview, now, he thought that his fate depended.
He then slowly allowed his eyes to glance over the edge of the barge to watch the conversation that was about to happen between the police and the two watermen in the rowboat where he had recently been a passenger. He believed that his fate depended on that conversation.
"Hilloa!" cried one of the police. "Why did you not wait for us when we first called to you?"
"Hilloa!" shouted one of the police officers. "Why didn’t you wait for us when we first called you?"
"We did," said the old man, "as soon as we saw your light, and knew what you were; but there are so many jokes played off upon the river, that if we were to rest-oars to everybody who call—'Boat a-hoi,' we should have enough to do."
"We did," said the old man, "as soon as we saw your light and figured out who you were; but there are so many pranks pulled on the river that if we stopped for everyone who called—'Boat a-hoi,' we'd have our hands full."
"Who are you?"
"Who are you?"
"A couple of regestered watermen. Here we are. You can overhaul us at once, if you like."
"A couple of registered watermen. Here we are. You can check us out right away, if you want."
"You have no passenger?"
"Don't you have any passengers?"
"No. I only wish we had. Times are very bad."
"No. I really wish we did. Things are really tough right now."
"Well, it's all right. But we are placed here by the orders of Sir Richard Blunt the magistrate, who suspects that the notorious murderer, Sweeney Todd, may try to escape by the Thames."
"Well, it's all good. But we're here because of orders from Sir Richard Blunt, the magistrate, who suspects that the infamous murderer, Sweeney Todd, might try to escape by the Thames."
"Sweeney Todd!" cried the young waterman in a tone of horror. "What, the fellow that killed all the people in Fleet Street, and made them into pies?"
"Sweeney Todd!" shouted the young waterman in shock. "What, the guy who killed all those people in Fleet Street and turned them into pies?"
"The same."
"Same here."
"It's coming now," thought Todd. "It's coming now. They will tell him where I am."
"It's happening now," Todd thought. "It's happening now. They'll let him know where I am."
The next words that were spoken, were uttered in a tone of voice that did not reach his ears. It was the old man who had spoken, and he did not utter his words so clearly as his younger companion; and although he tried his utmost to hear what he said, he could not possibly make it out, and he remained in a perfect agony of apprehension.
The next words that were spoken were in a tone that didn’t reach his ears. It was the old man who had spoken, but he didn’t articulate his words as clearly as his younger companion. Despite his best efforts to hear what was said, he just couldn’t make it out, and he remained in a state of perfect anxiety.
"Very well," said the officer in the police-barge, who had conducted the brief conversation. "It is a miserable night. Give way, my men. Steady there. Put the light out."
"Alright," said the officer in the police boat, who had led the short conversation. "It's a miserable night. Row, men. Steady now. Put out the light."
In an instant the light was lowered and extinguished, and the darkness that reigned upon the surface of the Thames was like a darkness that could be felt. It was difficult to conceive that it was not really tangible.
In an instant, the light dimmed and went out, and the darkness that enveloped the surface of the Thames felt almost physical. It was hard to believe that it wasn’t actually touchable.
"Are they coming back?"
"Are they returning?"
That was the question that Todd asked of himself, as he grasped, to steady himself, the heavy piece of iron that belonged to the pile-driving machine. He listened most intently, until it was positively painful to do so, and he began to fancy all sorts of strange noises in the air and from the water. In a few moments, though, an actual splashing sound put to route all imaginary noises, and he felt convinced that the boat with the police was slowly returning towards the barge in which he was concealed.
That was the question Todd asked himself as he held onto the heavy piece of iron from the pile-driving machine to steady himself. He listened intently, to the point of it becoming almost painful, and he started to imagine all kinds of strange noises in the air and coming from the water. However, in a few moments, an actual splashing sound dismissed all the imaginary noises, and he became convinced that the police boat was slowly making its way back towards the barge where he was hiding.
There was, to be sure, still a hope that they would pass it; but it was only a hope.
There was definitely still a chance that they would get it through; but it was just a chance.
Oh, how awfully full of apprehension was each passing moment now. It might be that the police-galley was only going quietly back to its proper station, after overtaking the wherry; but then it might be quite otherwise, and the doubt was terrific. While that doubt lasted, it was worse than the reality of danger.
Oh, how incredibly anxious each passing moment felt now. It could be that the police boat was just calmly returning to its usual spot after catching up with the small boat; but it also might be something completely different, and that uncertainty was terrifying. While that uncertainty lingered, it was worse than the actual danger.
And now it was quite evident to the perception of Todd that the police-boat was close to the barge, and he heard a voice say—
And now it was clear to Todd that the police boat was near the barge, and he heard someone say—
"Is that the pile-driving barge?"
"Is that the pile driving barge?"
"Yes, sir," replied some one.
"Yes, sir," replied someone.
"And they leave it, I suppose, as usual?"
"And they just leave it, I guess, like always?"
"No doubt, sir."
"Of course, sir."
"Well, pull alongside, and a couple of you jump in and see if all is right. People leave their property exposed to all sorts of depredations, and then blame us for not looking after it. Mind how you go, my men. Don't run foul of the barge."
"Alright, pull up next to it, and a couple of you get in and check if everything's okay. People leave their belongings unprotected and then complain that we don't take care of it. Be careful, guys. Don't bump into the barge."
"No, sir. All's right."
"No, sir. Everything's fine."
From the moment that this conversation had begun, Todd had remained crouching down in the barge, like a man changed to stone. He heard every word—those words upon which hung, or seemed to hang, his life, and his grasp upon the massive piece of iron tightened.
From the moment this conversation started, Todd had stayed crouched in the barge, like a man turned to stone. He heard every word—those words that seemed to determine his life—and his grip on the heavy piece of iron tightened.
The police-boat gradually advanced, and finally just grated against the side of the barge.
The police boat slowly moved forward and eventually bumped against the side of the barge.
A sudden thought took possession of Todd. With a yell, like that of a mad-man, he, with preternatural strength, moved the heavy mass of iron, and in one moment toppled it over the edge of the barge.
A sudden thought seized Todd. With a shout, like that of a madman, he used incredible strength to shift the heavy iron mass and, in an instant, pushed it over the edge of the barge.
Crash it went into the police-galley. There was then a shriek, and the men were struggling in the water. The piece of iron had gone right through the boat, staving to pieces. It filled and sank.
Crash! It smashed into the police boat. Then there was a scream, and the men were fighting in the water. The piece of metal had gone straight through the boat, breaking it apart. It filled up and sank.

Todd And The Police Galley.
Todd and the police station.
"Help—help!" cried a voice, and then all was still as the grave for a few moments.
"Help—help!" shouted a voice, and then everything went quiet like the grave for a few moments.
"It is done," said Todd.
"Done," said Todd.
"Help! mercy!" said a voice again, and a dark figure rose up by the side of the barge, clinging to it.
"Help! Please, someone!" a voice shouted again, as a dark figure rose up beside the barge, holding onto it.
Todd drew one of his pistols. He levelled it at the head of the figure. He was upon the point of pulling the trigger, when it struck him that the flash and the report might be seen and heard from the shore. The pistol was heavily mounted with brass at the butt-end of it.
Todd pulled out one of his pistols and aimed it at the head of the figure. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, he realized that the flash and the sound could be visible and audible from the shore. The pistol had a hefty brass mounting at the butt end.
"Down!" said Todd. "Down!"
"Get down!" said Todd. "Get down!"
He struck the clambering, half-drowned man upon the head, and with a shriek he fell backwards into the water and disappeared. In another moment Todd felt a pair of arms twining round him, and a voice cried—
He hit the struggling, half-drowned man on the head, and with a scream, he fell backward into the water and vanished. In the next moment, Todd felt a pair of arms wrap around him, and a voice shouted—
"Murderer, I have you now! You cannot shake me off!"
"Murderer, I've got you now! You can't get away from me!"
Todd made an effort, but, in truth, those wet and clinging arms held to him like fate.
Todd tried, but honestly, those wet and clingy arms wrapped around him like destiny.
"Fool," he said. "You will find drowning the easiest death for you to meet."
"Fool," he said. "You'll find drowning is the easiest way for you to die."

The Murder On The Thames—Todd's Narrow Escape.
The Murder On The Thames—Todd's Close Call.
"Help—help! murder!" shouted his assailant.
"Help—help! Murder!" shouted his attacker.
The pistol was still in Todd's grasp. With a devilish ingenuity, he thrust the barrel of it under his arm and felt that it touched his assailant. He pulled the trigger, and then he and the man who held him fell to the bottom of the barge together.
The pistol was still in Todd's hand. With a wicked cleverness, he shoved the barrel under his arm and realized it was pressed against his attacker. He pulled the trigger, and then he and the man who had him fell to the bottom of the barge together.
Todd kicked and plunged until he got uppermost, and then he felt for the throat of the other, and when he got a clutch of it he held it with a gripe of iron.
Todd kicked and struggled until he got on top, and then he reached for the other person's throat, and when he grabbed it, he held on with a grip of steel.
"Fool," he said. "Did you think that one driven to such desperation as I am, would be conquered so easily?"
"Fool," he said. "Did you really think that someone as desperate as I am would be defeated so easily?"
There was no reply. Todd lifted up the head of the man, and it hung limply and flaccidly from the neck. He was quite dead. The pistol-bullet had gone through his heart, and death was instantaneous.
There was no response. Todd raised the man's head, and it drooped weakly from the neck. He was dead. The bullet from the gun had passed through his heart, and he died instantly.
"Another one," said Todd, as he sprang to his feet and stood upon the dead body. "Another one sacrificed to my vengeance. Let those only interfere with me who are tired of life."
"Another one," Todd said, jumping to his feet and standing on the dead body. "Another one sacrificed to my revenge. Let only those who are tired of living interfere with me."
He placed his hand to his ear now, to listen if there were any indications of others of the boat's crew stirring; but all was still. No sound, save the lazy ripple of the tide past the old barge on which he was, met his ears.
He put his hand to his ear, trying to hear if any of the boat's crew were waking up; but everything was quiet. The only sound he could hear was the gentle ripple of the tide against the old barge he was on.
"It is over," he said. "It is quite over now. That one great danger is past now."
"It’s over," he said. "It’s really over now. That huge danger is behind us now."
The rain began to fall quicker, and splashed upon the half deck of the barge. Todd felt that he was thoroughly wet through; but all minor ills he could now laugh at, that he had escaped the one great peril of capture. He felt that his life had hung upon a thread, and that only the recent accident had saved him; for to be captured, was to him equivalent to death.
The rain started pouring down faster and splashed onto the half deck of the barge. Todd felt completely soaked; but he could now laugh off all the little discomforts because he had avoided the biggest threat of being captured. He realized that his life had been hanging by a thread, and only the recent incident had saved him; for being captured was, for him, the same as being dead.
"All gone!" he whispered. "They are all gone! Well—well! They would have dragged me to a prison, and then to a scaffold! Self-defence is a sound principle, and for that I have fought!"
"All gone!" he whispered. "They're all gone! Well—well! They would have taken me to prison, and then to the gallows! Self-defense is a solid principle, and that's what I fought for!"
A sudden gust of wind got up at that moment, and came howling past Todd, and ruffling upon the surface of the river; but all was still around the barge. There was now no cry for mercy—no shout for help—no bubbling shriek of some swimmer, who was yet sinking to death, as the waters closed over him.
A sudden gust of wind picked up at that moment, howling past Todd and causing ripples on the surface of the river; but everything was quiet around the barge. There were no cries for mercy—no shouts for help—no bubbling screams of someone still drowning, as the waters engulfed them.
"Yes," said Todd, as his long hair blew out like snakes in the wind, "I am alone here now. They are all dead, and I could do it again if it had to be done."
"Yeah," Todd said, his long hair whipping around like snakes in the wind, "I'm alone here now. They’re all gone, and I could do it again if I had to."
CHAPTER CLXII.
ANOTHER BOAT.
It seemed now as though the lull in the weather was over; for after that one gust of wind, there came others; and in the course of a very short time, indeed, the surface of the water was much agitated, and such a howling noise was kept up by the wind, that Todd thought every moment that he heard the voices of his foes.
It now seemed like the calm in the weather was over; after that one gust of wind, more followed. In a very short time, the surface of the water was really choppy, and the wind was making such a howling noise that Todd thought he heard the voices of his enemies at any moment.
"What am I to do now?" he said. "Oh, what am I to do? I dare not wait here until daylight. That would be destruction. What is to become of me?"
"What am I supposed to do now?" he said. "Oh, what am I supposed to do? I can't wait here until morning. That would be a disaster. What’s going to happen to me?"
He came round the sides of the barge with the hope that some wherry had been moored to it, but he found that that hope was a fallacious one indeed. There was the gloomy-looking vessel moored far out in the stream, with him as its only passenger.
He came around the sides of the barge hoping that a boat had been tied to it, but he quickly realized that his hope was completely misguided. There was a gloomy-looking vessel anchored far out in the stream, with him as its only passenger.
Any one without Todd's load of guilt upon his soul, and upon better terms with human nature, could soon have got assistance, for the distance from the shore was by no means so great but that his voice must have been heard had he chosen to exert it; but that would not do for him. He dreaded that his presence upon the barge should be known, and yet he alike dreaded that the morning's light should come shiningly upon him, without any boat coming to take him off.
Anyone without Todd's heavy guilt weighing on him, and who was on better terms with human nature, could have easily gotten help, since the distance from the shore was not so far that his voice wouldn't have been heard if he had chosen to call out; but that wasn't an option for him. He feared that people would discover he was on the barge, but he equally dreaded that the morning light would shine on him, with no boat coming to rescue him.
To be sure, the two men who had brought him there had made a half-promise to come to his aid, but he felt certain he could not depend upon their doing so. The look with which they had regarded him upon the doubt, even, that he might be so frightful a criminal as he really was, was sufficient to convince him that while that doubt remained they would not return.
To be sure, the two men who had brought him there had made a half-promise to help him, but he was convinced he couldn't rely on them doing so. The way they had looked at him when they even doubted that he could be such a terrible criminal as he really was was enough to convince him that as long as that doubt existed, they wouldn’t come back.
"And what," he said, "is to dissipate the doubt? Nothing—nothing! But anything may confirm it. Accidents always tell for the truth—never to its prevention, and so I am lost—lost—quite lost."
"And what," he said, "will dissolve the doubt? Nothing—nothing! But anything could confirm it. Accidents always point to the truth—never to its prevention, and so I am lost—lost—completely lost."
The bitterness of death seemed almost to be upon the point of assailing Todd. He could fancy that spirits of the murdered shrieked and wailed around him, as the wind whistled by his trembling frame.
The bitterness of death felt like it was about to attack Todd. He could imagine the spirits of the murdered screaming and wailing around him as the wind whistled past his shaking body.
In this wretched state an hour passed, and then Todd thought he heard a voice.
In this miserable situation, an hour went by, and then Todd thought he heard a voice.
"What is that?" he said. "Oh, what is that?"
"What is that?" he asked. "Oh, what is that?"
He inclined his head as low down to the edge of the water as he could get it, and heard distinctly some one singing to the stroke of a pair of oars, as they were deliberately dipped into the stream. The voice sounded like that of some young lad, and a hope of succour sprung up in the breast of Todd.
He leaned his head down close to the water's edge and clearly heard someone singing in time with a pair of oars being dipped into the stream. The voice seemed to belong to a young guy, and a sense of hope for help arose in Todd's heart.
In the course of a few moments he became perfectly convinced that the boat was approaching the barge, and he shrunk down so that by being prematurely seen he might not alarm the boy who was rowing down the stream. The song continued, and it was quite evident from the manner in which the boy sung it, that he was quite delighted with his own powers in that line.
In just a few moments, he became totally convinced that the boat was getting closer to the barge, and he crouched down so he wouldn’t be seen too soon and alarm the boy who was rowing down the stream. The song kept going, and it was clear from how the boy sang it that he was really enjoying his own skills in that area.
"I must speak to him," thought Todd. "If I let him pass there may not be another chance, now. I must speak to this boy, and speak to him freely too. He comes—he comes."
"I need to talk to him," Todd thought. "If I let him go by, I might not get another chance. I have to speak to this boy, and I have to do it openly. He’s coming—he’s coming."
It was not so dark but that Todd could see pretty well the surface of the river, and presently in dusky outline he was conscious of the approach of a wherry in which was a boy, and he could see how the boy moved his head to and fro to the tune that he was amusing himself with.
It wasn't so dark that Todd couldn't see the surface of the river, and soon he noticed the outline of a small boat coming closer, in which there was a boy. He could see the boy moving his head back and forth to the rhythm of a tune he was enjoying.
"Hilloa!" cried Todd.
"Hey!" cried Todd.
Now Todd in this "Hilloa!" had for once in a way tuned his voice to such a gentle pleasant sound, that it was quite a wonder to hear it, and he was rather himself surprised at the manner in which he managed it so as not to be at all alarming.
Now Todd, in this “Hilloa!” had surprisingly tuned his voice to such a gentle, pleasant sound that it was quite a wonder to hear it, and he was somewhat surprised at how he managed to do it without sounding at all alarming.
The boy stopped rowing and looked about him. It was evident at the moment that he could not tell where the sound came from.
The boy stopped rowing and looked around. It was clear at that moment that he couldn’t figure out where the sound was coming from.
"Hilloa!" said Todd, again.
"Hey!" said Todd, again.
"Ay—ay!" said the boy; "where are you?"
"Ay—ay!" said the boy. "Where are you?"
"Here, my dear," said Todd, "on board of the barge, bless you. How are you, my fine fellow—eh?"
"Here, my friend," said Todd, "on the barge, bless you. How are you, my good man—eh?"
"Oh, I'm pretty well. Who are you?"
"Oh, I’m doing pretty well. Who are you?"
"Why, don't you know me? I'm Mr. Smith. How is your father, my lad—eh?"
"Why, don’t you recognize me? I’m Mr. Smith. How’s your dad doing, kid—huh?"
"Oh, father's all right enough; but I didn't know as he knowed a Mr. Smith at all."
"Oh, my dad is fine, but I didn’t know he knew a Mr. Smith at all."
"Oh, yes, he does. Everybody knows a Mr. Smith. Come on, you can give me a lift to shore off the barge here. This way. Just step up to the side and I'll step into your pretty little wherry. And so your father is quite well—eh, my fine lad? Do you know I was afraid he had caught a little cold, and really have been quite uneasy about him."
"Oh, yes, he does. Everybody knows a Mr. Smith. Come on, you can give me a ride to shore from the barge here. This way. Just step up to the side and I'll hop into your lovely little boat. So, your father is doing well—right, my good lad? You know, I was worried he might have caught a bit of a cold, and I've been quite anxious about him."
"Have you?" said the boy, as he pulled up to the side of the barge. "Where do you want to go to?"
"Have you?" the boy asked as he pulled up next to the barge. "Where do you want to go?"
"Oh, anywhere you happen to be going, that's all, my fine lad. How you do grow, to be sure!"
"Oh, wherever you're headed, that's all, my good guy. You really are growing up!"
"But how came you here, out in the river on the dredging-barge? Do you belong to her?"
"But how did you get out here on the dredging barge in the river? Do you work for her?"
"To be sure I do. I am Mr. Deputy Inspector Dredger Smith, and am forced to come and superintend the barge, you see; but my boat that I sent to shore for something, has not come back, and I am getting cold, for I am not so young as you are, you know."
"Of course I do. I'm Mr. Deputy Inspector Dredger Smith, and I have to come and oversee the barge, you see; but my boat that I sent to shore for something hasn’t returned, and I’m getting cold, as I’m not as young as you are, you know."
"Why, I don't suppose you is, sir," said the boy; "but I'll put you ashore, if you like."
"Well, I don't think you are, sir," said the boy, "but I'll take you to shore if you want."
"Thank you, I should like."
"Thank you, I would like."
"Get in, then, sir. All's right. I'll hold on to the barge. Easy—easy with you, sir. That will do. Which side of the river, sir, would you like to be put ashore at, if you please?"
"Get in, then, sir. Everything's fine. I'll take care of the barge. Easy—easy now, sir. That’s good. Which side of the river, sir, would you like to get off at, if you don’t mind?"
The boy was evidently deeply impressed with the importance of the title of Deputy Inspector Dredger, and was quite deferential to Todd.
The boy was clearly very impressed by the significance of the title Deputy Inspector Dredger and showed a lot of respect towards Todd.
How delighted was Todd to get off the barge! It seemed to him like a reprieve from death.
How thrilled was Todd to get off the barge! It felt to him like a lifesaver.
"Which way is the tide, boy?" he said.
"Which way is the tide, kid?" he asked.
"Running down, sir, but not fast."
"Running down, sir, but not quickly."
"That will do. I will trouble you, then, to row with it as comfortably and as fast as you can.
"That’s enough. Please row with it as comfortably and as quickly as you can."
"But I'm going, sir, to Westminster, to meet father. I can't go down the river, please sir. I would if I could. I said I would put you on shore on either side you like, and that's a waste of time, for the tide is getting fuller every minute, and it will be a hard pull against it, as it is. I can't go down the river, so don't ask me, sir; indeed I can't."
"But I'm going to Westminster to meet my dad. I can't go down the river, please. I really would if I could. I said I would drop you off on either side you want, but that's a waste of time since the tide is getting higher every minute, and it’ll be tough to row against it as it is. I can’t go down the river, so please don't ask me; really, I can’t."
"Indeed?"
"Really?"
"No, sir. If I put you ashore, you will find lots of watermen who will be glad enough of the job."
"No, sir. If I drop you off, you'll find plenty of watermen who will be happy to take the job."
"What's your name?"
"What's your name?"
"Bill White, sir."
"Bill White, sir."

Todd Compels Bill White To Assist His Escape From The Thames Police.
Todd Forces Bill White to Help Him Escape from the Thames Police.
"Very well, Bill White. I dare say you have ears at your age, and guess that to have one's brains blown out is not one of the most agreeable things in the world, and perhaps you know a pistol when you see one. This that I take from my pocket and hold at your head is carefully loaded, and if you don't pull away at once with the tide down the river, I will scatter your brains into the river, and throw your lifeless carcass after them. Do you understand that, Mr. Bill White?"
"Alright, Bill White. I assume you're smart enough to understand that getting shot isn’t a pleasant experience, and you probably recognize a gun when you see one. This pistol I’m taking from my pocket and pointing at your head is fully loaded, and if you don’t back away with the current down the river right now, I’ll blow your brains out and toss your lifeless body after them. Do you get that, Mr. Bill White?"
Todd uttered these words in such a tone of fiendish malignity, and glared into the eyes of the poor boy so, that he nearly drove him out of his wits, and it was as much as his trembling hands could do to hold the oars. For the space of about half a minute he could only glare at Todd with his eyes and mouth as wide open as they could be.
Todd spoke these words with such a wicked intensity and glared into the poor boy's eyes so fiercely that he nearly scared him out of his mind, and his shaking hands struggled to grip the oars. For about half a minute, he could only stare at Todd, his eyes and mouth wide open in shock.
"Speak, devil's whelp!" cried Todd. "Why do you not answer me?"
"Speak, you little devil!" shouted Todd. "Why aren't you answering me?"
"Murder!" cried the boy.
"Murder!" shouted the boy.
Todd caught him by the throat, and if the oars had not been well up in the rollocks, they must have gone overboard.
Todd grabbed him by the throat, and if the oars hadn't been securely placed in the rollocks, they would have fallen overboard.
"Another such cry," said Todd, "and it is the last you shall have the opportunity of making in this world."
"Another cry like that," Todd said, "and it will be the last chance you have to make a sound in this world."
"Oh, no—no—"
"Oh no—"
"But I say yes. Listen to me! If you row me as I direct you, I will not only do you no harm, but I will pay you well. If you still obstinately refuse, I will murder you, and murder your father likewise, upon the first opportunity."
"But I say yes. Listen to me! If you row me as I tell you to, I won't harm you at all, and I’ll even pay you well. If you still stubbornly refuse, I will kill you, and I will also kill your father at the first opportunity."
"I will row you down the river, sir. Oh, yes, I will do it. Indeed I will, sir."
"I'll row you down the river, sir. Oh, yes, I will do it. Definitely, sir."
"Very well. Take your oars, and pull away."
"Alright. Grab your oars and row away."
The boy was in such a state of trembling, that although it was quite evident he did his best to obey Todd, it was with the greatest difficulty that he could pull a stroke, and it took him some minutes to get the boat's head round to the tide.
The boy was shaking so much that even though it was clear he was trying hard to follow Todd's orders, he struggled to row, and it took him several minutes to turn the boat around against the current.
"Be careful," said Todd. "If I see you willing, I make any allowance for you; but if I fancy, for a moment, that there is any idea of not obeying me, I will kill you!"
"Be careful," Todd said. "If I see that you're willing, I'll make any allowances for you; but if I think, even for a moment, that you have any intention of disobeying me, I will kill you!"
"I am obeying you, sir."
"I'm following your orders, sir."
"Very well. Now, listen attentively to what I am about further to say to you, Bill White. You can pull away while you listen. We are going now very well with the stream."
"Alright. Now, pay close attention to what I’m about to say to you, Bill White. You can keep moving while you listen. We’re going along with the current just fine."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"We shall, no doubt, pass many wherries, and you may think it a very good thing to call out for help, and to say that I threatened to murder you, and all that sort of thing; but so soon as you do, you die. I will hold this pistol in my hand, and whenever we come near a wherry, my finger will be upon the trigger, and the muzzle at your head. You understand all that, I hope, Bill White?"
"We're definitely going to pass by a lot of boats, and you might think it's a great idea to shout for help and claim that I threatened to kill you and all that kind of stuff; but as soon as you do, you're done for. I’ll have this gun in my hand, and every time we get near a boat, my finger will be on the trigger, with the barrel aimed at your head. I hope you understand all that, Bill White?"
"Of course I do, sir."
"Of course I do, sir."
"Go on then."
"Go ahead then."
Todd reclined back in the stern of the boat, and kept his eyes fixed upon the boy, down whose cheeks the tears rolled in abundance, as he pulled down the stream. Having the tide fully in its favour, the wherry, with very little labour, made great way; and Todd, as he saw the dawn slowly creeping on, began to congratulate himself upon the cleverness with which he had escaped from the barge.
Todd leaned back in the stern of the boat, keeping his eyes on the boy, whose tears flowed freely down his cheeks as he was carried down the stream. With the tide fully in its favor, the wherry moved quickly with minimal effort; and as Todd watched the dawn slowly breaking, he began to congratulate himself on how smartly he had escaped from the barge.
The river began to widen—the pool was left behind, and the dull melancholy shore of Essex soon began to show itself, as the tide, by each moment increasing in strength, carried the light boat swiftly along its undulating surface, with its frightfully wicked load.
The river started to get wider—the pool was in the past, and the gloomy, sad shore of Essex soon came into view, as the tide, growing stronger by the moment, swept the light boat quickly over its rolling surface, carrying its disturbingly wicked cargo.
Todd thought it would be as well now to say something of a cheering character to the boy. Modulating his voice, he said—
Todd thought it would be a good idea to say something encouraging to the boy. Lowering his voice, he said—
"Now, you see, my lad, that by obeying me you have done the very best thing you possibly could, and when I think proper to land, I will give you a guinea for yourself."
"Now, you see, my boy, that by following my instructions, you've done the absolute best thing you could do, and when I decide it's time to land, I'll give you a guinea for yourself."
"I don't want it," said the boy.
"I don’t want it," the boy said.
"You don't want it?"
"Don't you want it?"
"No; and I won't have it."
"No way; I'm not going to accept that."
"What do you mean by that, you idiot of a boy? How dare you tell me to my face that you won't have what I offer you?"
"What do you mean by that, you foolish boy? How dare you tell me to my face that you won’t accept what I’m offering you?"
"I don't see," said Bill White, "how that ought to put you in a passion. All you want is to make me row you down the river. Well, you have made me, cos I don't want to be shot down like a mad dog, of course; but I won't be paid for doing what I don't like—not I."
"I don't get," said Bill White, "why that should make you so angry. All you want is for me to take you down the river. Well, you've managed to get me to do it, because I definitely don't want to be shot like a crazy dog, but I won't be paid to do something I don't want to do—not a chance."
"Well, it don't matter to me. You may please yourself about that; I am just as well pleased at being rowed for nothing as if I paid for it. You can please yourself in that particular; but it would have been better for you to have taken what I chose to give you than to have refused it."
"Well, it doesn't matter to me. You can do what you like about that; I'm just as happy being rowed for free as if I paid for it. You can make your own choice in that regard; but it would have been better for you to take what I decided to give you than to refuse it."
The boy made no answer to this speech, but rowed on in sullen silence. He no longer wept now, and it was evident to Todd that indignation was rapidly taking the place of fear in his heart. Todd even began to debate with himself whether it would not be better to throw him into the river and take the oars himself, and trust to his own skill to conduct the boat with the stream to Gravesend, than was the risk of any sudden act of the boy's that might bring danger upon him.
The boy didn’t respond to what was said, but continued rowing in gloomy silence. He wasn’t crying anymore, and it was clear to Todd that anger was quickly replacing fear in his heart. Todd even started to wonder if it would be smarter to toss him into the river, take the oars himself, and rely on his own skill to navigate the boat down to Gravesend, rather than risk any sudden actions from the boy that could put him in danger.
It would have been but a poor satisfaction to Todd to have shot the boy at the moment possibly of his calling for help, when the sight of such an act would be sufficient to insure his capture, without people troubling themselves about what he had done or not done before.
It would have been little comfort for Todd to have shot the boy at the moment he might have been calling for help, when witnessing such an act would be enough to guarantee his capture, without anyone worrying about what he had or hadn't done before.
These were considerations that began to make Todd very unhappy indeed.
These were thoughts that started to make Todd really unhappy.
"Well, Bill White," he said; "as your father, no doubt, expects you by this time, and I daresay you will be glad enough to go back and forget all about the little disagreement that we have had, I will get you to land me at once at those stairs yonder, and then we will shake hands and part."
"Well, Bill White," he said, "since your father probably expects you by now, and I'm sure you'll be happy to go back and put our little disagreement behind us, please take me right to those stairs over there, and then we can shake hands and say goodbye."
"No we won't."
"Nope."
"Ah?"
"Wait, what?"
"I say we won't shake hands. I'm willing enough that we should part, but as for the shaking hands, I won't do it; and I'm quite willing to pull in to the stairs."
"I say we won't shake hands. I'm fine with us parting ways, but I won't shake hands; and I'm totally okay with heading to the stairs."
As he spoke he inclined the head of the boat to a little landing-place, where a few wherries were moored.
As he talked, he turned the front of the boat toward a small dock, where a few rowboats were tied up.
CHAPTER CLXIII.
ANOTHER POLICE-GALLEY.
"Bill White," said Todd.
"Bill White," Todd said.
"Well, what now?" said the boy, in a sulky tone.
"Well, what now?" the boy said, sounding annoyed.
Todd pointed to the pistol, and merely uttered the one word—"Remember!" and then, with a horrible misgiving at his heart, he let the lad pull into the landing-place. Some half-dozen lazy-looking fellows were smoking their pipes upon the dirty beach, and Todd, concealing the pistol within his capacious cuff, sprang on the shore. He turned and looked at the boy, who slowly pushed off, and gained the deep water again.
Todd pointed at the pistol and simply said, “Remember!” Then, feeling a terrible unease in his chest, he let the kid steer toward the landing spot. About half a dozen laid-back guys were smoking their pipes on the filthy beach, and Todd, hiding the pistol in his big cuff, jumped onto the shore. He turned to look at the boy, who slowly pushed away and made his way back to the deep water.
"He is afraid," thought Todd, "he is afraid, and will be too glad to get away and say nothing."
"He’s scared," Todd thought, "he’s scared, and he’ll be so happy to leave and not say a word."
Bill White's actions were now not a little curious, and they soon attracted the observation of all the idlers on the beach, and put Todd in a perfect agony of apprehension. When the boy was about half a dozen boats' length from the shore, he shipped one of his oars, and then, with his disengaged hand, he lifted from the bottom of the boat an old saucepan, which he held up in an odd, dodging kind of way before his face, with an evident idea that if Todd fired the pistol at him, he could interrupt the bullet in that way. Then, in a loud clear voice, he cried—
Bill White's actions were pretty strange, and they quickly caught the attention of all the onlookers on the beach, leaving Todd in a state of intense worry. When the boy was about six boat lengths from the shore, he put away one of his oars and then, using his free hand, he lifted an old saucepan from the bottom of the boat. He held it up in a quirky, dodging manner in front of his face, clearly thinking that if Todd shot at him, he could block the bullet with it. Then, in a loud, clear voice, he shouted—
"Hilloa! Don't have anything to do with that Mr. Smith. He has been threatening to shoot me, and he has got a pistol in his hand. He's a bad 'un, he is. Take him up! That's the best thing you can do. He's well-nigh as bad as old Todd the murderer of Fleet Street, that they can't catch. Take him up. I advises you. Blaze away, old curmudgeon."
"Hellooo! Don't get involved with that Mr. Smith. He's been threatening to shoot me, and he's got a gun in his hand. He's trouble, trust me. Arrest him! That's the best thing you can do. He's almost as bad as old Todd the murderer from Fleet Street, the one they can't catch. Arrest him. I'm telling you. Go ahead, you grumpy old man."
Todd's rage was excessive, but he thought that the best plan would be to try to laugh the thing over, and with a hideous affectation of mirth, he cried out—
Todd's anger was over the top, but he figured the best approach would be to try to laugh it off, and with a forced fake laugh, he shouted—
"Good-by, Bill—good-by. Remember me to your father, and tell him all the joke."
"Goodbye, Bill—goodbye. Say hi to your dad for me, and tell him all the jokes."
"It wasn't a joke," said Bill White.
"It wasn't a joke," Bill White said.
"Ha! ha!" laughed Todd. "Well—well, I forgive you, Bill—I forgive you. Mind you take my message to your aunt, and tell her I shall be at the chapel on Wednesday."
“Ha! ha!” laughed Todd. “Well—well, I forgive you, Bill—I forgive you. Make sure to pass my message to your aunt, and tell her I’ll be at the chapel on Wednesday.”
"Oh, go to the deuce with you," said Bill, as he put down the saucepan upon finding that his late fare was not disposed to carry his threat of shooting him into effect. "You are an old rogue, that you are, and I daresay you have done something that it would be well worth while to take you up for."
"Oh, go to hell," Bill said, putting down the saucepan when he realized that his late meal wasn't actually going to follow through on his threat to shoot him. "You’re a real scoundrel, you are, and I bet you've done something that would make it worth someone's while to arrest you."
With this, Bill began vigorously to pull away against the stream, puffing and blowing, and looking as indignant as he possibly could. Todd turned with a sigh to the men at the little landing, and affecting to wipe a tear from his left eye, he said—
With that, Bill started to pull hard against the current, panting and huffing, and looking as upset as he could manage. Todd turned with a sigh to the men at the small landing, pretending to wipe a tear from his left eye, and said—
"You would not believe, gentlemen, that that boy could say such things to his poor old uncle, and yet you wouldn't believe if I were to tell you the pounds and pounds that boy has cost me and his poor aunt. He don't behave well to either of us; but we are as fond of him as possible. It's in our natures to love him, and we can't help it."
"You wouldn't believe, guys, that that boy could say such things to his poor old uncle, and yet you wouldn't believe the amount of money that boy has cost me and his poor aunt. He doesn't treat either of us well; but we care about him a lot. It's just in our nature to love him, and we can't help it."
"Lor!" said one of the men.
"Lor!" said one of the guys.
"You looks tender-hearted," said another.
"You look tender-hearted," said another.
The others all laughed at this, and Todd thought it was as well to seem as if he thought that some very capital joke was going on, so he laughed too.
The others all laughed at this, and Todd figured it was best to act like he thought there was some really great joke happening, so he laughed too.
"I was thinking," he said, when the merriment had a little subsided, "I was thinking of going right on to Gravesend. What do you say to taking me now, a couple of you? There's the tide nicely with you all the way, and I am always a liberal enough paymaster."
"I was thinking," he said, as the laughter died down a bit, "I was thinking of heading straight to Gravesend. How about a couple of you taking me there now? The tide is just right the whole way, and I always pay well."
"What will you give?" said one with a voice like a cracked trumpet with a bad cold.
"What will you give?" said one with a voice like a broken trumpet with a bad cold.
"Why, name your price, and I shall not say no to it."
"Go ahead, name your price, and I won't refuse it."
"What shall we take the gemman for, Bill?" said this man to another, who was smoking a short pipe.
"What should we take the guy for, Bill?" said this man to another, who was smoking a short pipe.
"A rum 'un," was the reply of Bill.
"A shady one," was Bill's response.
"Don't be a hass. I didn't go for to ask you what sort of indiwiddle he was, but what we'd take him to Gravesend for."
"Don't be a hass. I wasn't asking you what kind of indiwiddle he was, but why we'd take him to Gravesend."
"Oh, that's the caper, is it?"
"Oh, is that the agreement?"
"Yes it is, idiot."
"Yeah, it is, idiot."
"Well—fifteen bob and a tanner."
"Well—fifteen shillings and a sixpence."
"Will that do, sir?" said the other to Todd, who thought that it would look bad to acquiesce too readily in the amount, so he said—
"Is that okay, sir?" the other person asked Todd, who felt it would look bad to agree too quickly to the amount, so he replied—
"I will give the fifteen shillings."
"I'll give fifteen bucks."
"Very good. We won't go to loggerheads about the tanner; so come along, sir, and we'll soon get you to Gravesend, with this tide a-running all the way there, as comfortably as it can, all of a purpose."
"Great. We won't argue about the tanner; so come on, sir, and we'll quickly get you to Gravesend, with this tide flowing all the way there, as easily as possible, for a reason."
Todd was well enough pleased to find that these two men owned the longest and strongest-looking wherry that was at the landing-place. He ensconced himself snugly enough in the stern of the boat and they put aside their pipes, and soon pushed off into the middle of the stream.
Todd was quite happy to see that these two men had the longest and sturdiest wherry at the landing. He settled comfortably in the back of the boat, and they put away their pipes before pushing off into the middle of the river.
"Once more," thought Todd, "once more I am on the road to escape; and all may yet be well."
"Here I am again," thought Todd, "once more I’m on the path to freedom; and everything might still turn out fine."
The two men now set to work with the oars in earnest. They felt, that as they were paid by the job, the best way was to get it over as quickly as possible; and, aided by the tide, it was perfectly astonishing what progress they made down the river.
The two men got to work with the oars for real. They realized that since they were paid by the job, the quickest way to finish was to get it done as fast as they could; and, with the tide helping them, they made astonishing progress down the river.
Todd every now and then cast a long and anxious glance behind him; and presently he saw a boat shooting along, by the aid of six rowers, at great speed, and evidently turning into the little landing-place from where he had just come. His eyesight was either sharpened by the morning light, or fancy deceived him, for he thought he saw the boy, Bill White, seated in the stern of the boat.
Todd occasionally glanced back nervously, and soon he spotted a boat speeding along with the help of six rowers, clearly heading for the small landing where he had just arrived. His vision was either sharpened by the morning light or he was imagining things, because he thought he saw the boy, Bill White, sitting in the back of the boat.
Todd was in an agony. He knew not whether to attract the attention of the two watermen to the large boat with all its rowers, so that he might get an opinion from them concerning it or not; and then again, he thought that at the moment, there would be a good chance of working upon the cupidity of the men, if any real danger should befall him of capture.
Todd was in a lot of pain. He didn't know whether to get the attention of the two watermen for their opinion on the big boat and its rowers or not. On the other hand, he realized that this could be a good opportunity to take advantage of the men's greed if he faced any real danger of being captured.
"I say, Bill," said one.
"I said, Bill," said one.
"Well, say it."
"Go ahead, say it."
"There's one of the police officer's gone into the Old Stairs. There's something afloat this here morning."
"One of the police officers has gone into the Old Stairs. There's something going on this morning."
"Ah! They are always at some manoeuvre or another. Pull away. It ain't no business of our'n."
"Ah! They're always up to some scheme or another. Let's pull away. It's not our concern."
Todd could almost have hugged the man for the sentiment he uttered; and how he longed to echo those two words, "pull away;" but he was afraid to do so, lest, by any seemingly undue anxiety just then for speed upon his part, he should provoke the idea that the police-boat was as interesting to him as it really was.
Todd could almost hug the man for what he said, and he really wanted to repeat those two words, "pull away," but he hesitated. He was worried that if he showed too much eagerness for speed at that moment, it might give the impression that he found the police boat as fascinating as he actually did.
Poor, wretched, guilty Todd surely suffered a hundred times the pangs of death during his progress down the river; and now he sat in the stern of the boat, looking as pale as death itself.
Poor, miserable, guilty Todd definitely endured a hundred times the pain of death as he made his way down the river; and now he sat at the back of the boat, looking as pale as death itself.
"You don't seem very well," said one of the men.
"You don't look very well," said one of the guys.
"Oh, yes—yes, I am quite well, I thank you."
"Oh, yes—yes, I'm doing really well, thank you."
"Well, I'm glad to hear it; for you look just as if you had been buried a month, and then dug up again."
"Well, I'm happy to hear that; because you look like you’ve been buried for a month and just dug up again."
"Ha! ha!" laughed Todd,—what a hideous attempt at a laugh it was!—"that is very good."
"Ha! ha!" Todd laughed—what a terrible attempt at a laugh it was!—"that's really funny."
"Oh, lor! do you laugh that way when you are at home? 'cos if you do, I should expect the roof to tumble in with fright, I should."
"Oh my! Do you really laugh like that at home? Because if you do, I would expect the roof to collapse from shock, I would."
"How funny you are," said Todd. "Pull away."
"You're so funny," Todd said. "Pull back."
He did venture to say, "pull away!" and the men did pull with right good-will, so that the landing-place, and the long police-boat that was at it, looked just like two specks by the river-side; and, indeed it would have been a long pull and a strong one to catch Todd's wherry.
He dared to say, "pull away!" and the men pulled with great enthusiasm, making the landing spot and the long police boat there look like two tiny dots by the riverbank; in fact, it would have taken a long and strenuous pull to catch Todd's boat.
The murderer breathed a little more freely.
The murderer breathed a bit easier.
"How far have we got to go now?" he said.
"How much further do we have to go?" he asked.
"Oh, a matter of nine miles yet."
"Oh, it's still a matter of nine miles."
"And how long will it take you?"
"And how long will it take you?"
"About one hour and a quarter, with the tide running at such a pace as it is. There's some wind, too, and what there is, is all with us, so we cut along favourably. What are they doing away yonder, Bill?"
"About an hour and fifteen minutes, with the tide moving at this speed. There's a bit of wind, and the wind is on our side, so we're making good progress. What are they doing over there, Bill?"
"Where?" said Bill.
"Where?" asked Bill.
"Right in our wake, there. Oh, they are getting up a sail. I'll be hanged if they ain't, and pulling away besides! Why, what a hurry they must be in, to be sure, to get down the river. I never knew them do that before."
"Right behind us, look. Oh, they're setting up a sail. I can't believe it, and they're moving away too! Wow, they must be in such a rush to get down the river. I've never seen them do that before."
Todd looked along the surface of the water, and he saw the police-boat coming along at such a rate, that the spray was tossed up in the air before her prow in millions of white particles.
Todd gazed across the water's surface and saw the police boat speeding toward him, sending up clouds of spray in the air before its bow in millions of white droplets.
A puff of smoke came from her side, and a slight sharp report rung upon the morning air. A musket or a pistol had been discharged on board of her.
A puff of smoke appeared from her side, and a sharp sound echoed in the morning air. A musket or a pistol had been fired on board.
"What's the meaning of that, Bill?"
"What's that supposed to mean, Bill?"
"I can tell you," said Todd, sharply, before Bill had done moving his head from side to side, which was a habit of his preparatory to replying to any very intricate question. "I can tell you easily."
"I can tell you," Todd said sharply, before Bill finished moving his head from side to side, which was a habit of his before responding to any complicated question. "I can tell you easily."

The Police-Galley Chasing Todd To Gravesend.
The police boat chasing Todd to Gravesend.
"What is it then?"
"What is it?"
"You pull away, and I'll tell you. You see that boat with the sail and the six rowers there?"
"You pull away, and I’ll tell you. Do you see that boat with the sail and the six rowers over there?"
"Yes, yes!"
"Yeah, yeah!"
"And you heard them fire a gun?"
"And you heard a gun go off?"
"To be sure."
"Definitely."
"Well, pull away. It's enough to make a cat laugh; but it was Mr. Anthony Strong that fired that gun."
"Well, back off. It's enough to make a cat laugh; but it was Mr. Anthony Strong who fired that gun."
"How very droll? But what did he do it for?"
"How funny! But what was his reason for doing it?"
"Well, pull away, and I'll tell you. You must know that Mr. Anthony Strong, who is in command of that police-boat, is my brother-in-law, and he laid a wager with me, that he would start from the pier at Cheyne Walk, Chelsea, at daybreak this morning, and get to Gravesend before me, if I started from Blackfriars, and did the best I possibly could to get on that money and men could do for me. I allowed that he was to take all his six rowers with him, and hoist his sail if he liked, and I was to take no more than two watermen at a time. When he saw me, he was to fire a gun, you see; and the wager is for twenty pounds and a dinner. I should like to win it, and so, if you can fairly beat him, with the start you have, which is above a mile—"
"Okay, pull away, and I'll explain. You should know that Mr. Anthony Strong, who runs that police boat, is my brother-in-law. He made a bet with me that he would leave the pier at Cheyne Walk, Chelsea, at dawn this morning and reach Gravesend before I do, if I started from Blackfriars and did everything I could to get help from money and men. I agreed that he could take all six of his rowers and raise his sail if he wanted, while I could only use two watermen at a time. When he sees me, he will fire a gun, you see; and the bet is for twenty pounds and a dinner. I’d really like to win it, so if you can beat him fairly, with the head start you have, which is over a mile—"
"It's above two," said Bill, "Water's deceiving."
"It's over two," said Bill, "Water can be misleading."
"Well, I'm glad to hear it; and I was going to say, I would stand five guineas!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that; and I was about to say, I'd bet five guineas!"
"You will, old fellow?"
"You will, my friend?"
"I will; and to convince you of it, here they are, and I will place them in your hands at once; so now, I do hope that you will pull away like devils!"
"I will; and to prove it to you, here they are, and I'll hand them to you right now; so I really hope that you'll take off like crazy!"
"Won't we! If Mr. Anthony Strong, with all his sail and his six hands, catches us on this side of Gravesend, I'll give him leave to skin me and eat me at the dinner that he would win. No, no! if we don't know the currents, and the shortcuts of the river a little bit better than ever a captain of police-boat that ever lived, or that ever will live, why you may set me down for a frog or a Frenchman, which, I take it, are much of a muchness."
"Won't we! If Mr. Anthony Strong, with all his crew and his six men, finds us on this side of Gravesend, I'll let him skin me and eat me at the dinner he would win. No, no! If we don’t know the currents and shortcuts of the river better than any police-boat captain that has ever lived or will ever live, you might as well consider me a frog or a Frenchman, which I think are pretty much the same."
"They is," said the other.
"They are," said the other.
Todd shouted with delight, and it was real now the wild laughter that shook his frame, for he began to think he was safe. The confident tone in which the waterman spoke, had quite convinced him that he could do what he said. With a perfect confidence in the power of his two watermen, he looked at the police wherry without any alarm, and the foam that it dashed up as it came bounding on, did not seem to fall coldly upon his breast, as it had seemed to do before.
Todd shouted with joy, and it felt real now—the wild laughter that shook his body, because he started to believe he was safe. The confident way the waterman spoke completely convinced him that he could do what he promised. With complete trust in the abilities of his two watermen, he looked at the police boat without any fear, and the foam it kicked up as it sped toward them didn’t feel as chilling to him as it had before.
"Two miles," he said. "That's a long start."
"Two miles," he said. "That's a long way."
"In a stern chase," said Bill, "it's half of the blessed world to get over is them two miles."
"In a tough pursuit," Bill said, "those two miles are half the battle."
"Yes, yes—exactly; and I shall beat Mr. Anthony Strong, I feel now. You see, my little nephew, Bill White, gave me the first start from Blackfriars; but I knew I could not depend upon him all the way, so I—There's another gun. Hal ha! Mr. Strong, it won't do."
"Yeah, exactly; and I think I can beat Mr. Anthony Strong now. You see, my little nephew, Bill White, gave me the first boost from Blackfriars; but I knew I couldn't rely on him the whole way, so I—There's another gun. Ha! Mr. Strong, that won't work."
"Well," said Bill, with a look of what he, no doubt, thought was great cleverness, "if I didn't know as this was a bit of fun between Mr. Anthony Strong and you, sir, I should have said that them guns was for us to lie-to."
"Well," said Bill, looking like he thought he was really clever, "if I didn't know this was just a joke between Mr. Anthony Strong and you, sir, I would have said those guns were for us to lie down."
"That's just what he wants," cried Todd.
"That's exactly what he wants," cried Todd.
"Does he?"
"Does he?"
"Yes. He thinks that he will frighten whoever is rowing into a dead stop, when they find a police-galley firing guns; but I think he is mistaken in this matter, my friends."
"Yes. He believes he'll scare anyone rowing to a complete stop when they see a police boat firing guns; but I think he's wrong about this, my friends."
"Rather!" said Dick, as he bent his back to the oars, and pulled away like a giant.
"Absolutely!" said Dick, as he leaned into the oars and rowed like a champ.
How the boat shot through the water! and yet to Todd's apprehension, the police-galley gained upon him. Of course, he told himself that it must gain with its sail and six rowers; but the question was, how much it would gain in the seven or eight miles they had got to go? With what a feverish action Todd licked his lips.
How the boat zipped through the water! Yet, Todd couldn't shake the feeling that the police boat was catching up to him. He reminded himself that it had a sail and six rowers to propel it, but the real concern was, how much distance would it cover in the seven or eight miles they had left? Todd anxiously licked his lips.
CHAPTER CLXIV.
TODD GOES BACK ON LAND.
"Oh, quicker—quicker!" cried Todd.
"Oh, faster—faster!" cried Todd.
"That would be difficult," said Bill. "But I rather think as we is a doing of it something out of the common way."
"That would be difficult," said Bill. "But I think we’re doing something a bit out of the ordinary."
Bang! went another gun from the pursuing boat, and this time there certainly was the greatest possible hint given by the police-galley that it was in earnest, for a bullet struck the water not above a couple of boats' length from Todd's wherry.
Bang! went another gun from the chasing boat, and this time there was definitely a clear signal from the police vessel that it was serious, as a bullet hit the water just a couple of boat lengths away from Todd's wherry.
"Well," said Bill, "that may be firing, but I'll be hanged if it is at all pleasant."
"Well," said Bill, "that might be exciting, but I’ll be damned if it’s enjoyable at all."
"Oh, heed it not," said Todd; "heed it not. They would have such a laugh at both me and you, if by any means they could frighten you into stopping, and so giving me up—no, no, I mean giving up the wager. What am I saying?"
"Oh, don’t pay attention to that," said Todd; "don’t pay attention to it. They would get a kick out of both me and you if they could scare you into backing down and giving me up—no, no, I mean giving up the bet. What am I even saying?"
"I tell you what it is," said Bill, "to my mind this is a very odd sort of wager, and if you have no sort of objection to it, sir, we will just pull to the next stairs, and put you ashore. If you don't like that, why, I rather think you must be content to lose your wager."
"I'll tell you what it is," said Bill, "to me, this is a pretty strange kind of bet, and if you don't have any objections, sir, we can just head to the next stairs and drop you off. If you don’t like that, then I think you’ll just have to accept losing your bet."
"You will desert me? Oh, no—no. Surely you will not, and cannot. You have but to name your price, and you shall have it."
"You’re going to leave me? Oh, no—no. Please, you can’t and won’t do that. Just name your price, and you’ll get it."
"No. That won't do. You must land now."
"No. That’s not going to work. You need to land now."
Todd looked nervously along the bank of the river, and he saw a little miserable landing-place, towards which the men now began to urge the boat. He thought then that if he could get anything like a start of his pursuers on the shore, all might yet be well. "I could get across the country to Gravesend, and if once there, I might find some vessel to take me off."
Todd nervously scanned the riverbank and saw a small, rundown landing area where the men were now steering the boat. He thought that if he could get a head start on his pursuers on shore, everything might still turn out fine. "I could cross the countryside to Gravesend, and if I made it there, I might find a ship to take me away."
"Pull to shore, then," he said; "I will take my chance. Pull to shore at once, as swiftly as you possibly can."
"Row to the shore, then," he said; "I'll take my chances. Row to the shore right now, as fast as you can."
When the boat's head was turned towards the shore, it was pretty evident that the police-galley was much more intent upon getting to Todd than to Gravesend, for the rowers in it on the instant turned the boat's head in the same direction, and it became then, truly, a case of life and death to Todd.
When the boat was aimed at the shore, it was clear that the police boat was more focused on reaching Todd than getting to Gravesend, as the rowers immediately steered their boat in the same direction, making it a real life-and-death situation for Todd.
Vigorously as the boatmen worked, the little wherry was quickly so close to the shore, that Todd saw he could land by a scramble through the water.
Vigorously as the boatmen worked, the little wherry was quickly so close to the shore that Todd saw he could land by scrambling through the water.
"There is your money," he cried, to the men; "and for what you have done, I thank you with all my heart. Good-by to you."
"There’s your money," he shouted to the men, "and for what you’ve done, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Goodbye to you."
He sprang over the side of the boat, although by so doing he was up to his knees in the river; but that he heeded not, and in the course of half a minute he had scrambled to the shore, and going at a great rate up the little steps at the landing-place, he gained the road and began to run at great speed.
He jumped over the side of the boat, even though he was up to his knees in the river; but he didn’t care, and in about thirty seconds, he had climbed onto the shore. He rushed up the little steps at the landing and hit the road, running fast.
The two boatmen were not a little amazed at this proceeding, and Bill said,—
The two boatmen were pretty surprised by what was happening, and Bill said,—
"I say, I rather think that this is another queer sort of a piece of work than a wager; but if we don't wish to get ourselves into trouble, we must stick to it tooth and nail, that that was what we believed it to be."
"I think this is a pretty strange situation rather than just a bet; but if we want to avoid trouble, we have to defend our belief about it with everything we've got."
"Ay," said the other. "I believe you, we must, or else we shall get into limbo for our share of the affair, and no mistake. Here they come, hand over hand, and they don't look very well pleased, either."
"Yeah," said the other. "I believe you, we have to, or we’ll end up in limbo for our part in this, no doubt about it. Here they come, climbing up, and they don’t look too happy, either."
The rowers in the police-galley had made such strenuous exertions to reach the landing-place quickly, that they were really not far behind the wherry that had conducted Todd there, and the first thing that was done was to lay hold of the wherry with a boat-hook, and drag it alongside of them. Then the officer in command of the police-boat called out in a voice hoarse with rage—
The rowers in the police boat had worked so hard to get to the landing spot quickly that they were actually not far behind the small boat that had brought Todd there, and the first thing they did was grab the small boat with a hook and pull it alongside them. Then the officer in charge of the police boat shouted in a voice hoarse with anger—
"What do you mean, you infernal rascals, by running off in this way, when you know by our flag that we were the police? But you will have leisure to repent of it in jail. Clap handcuffs upon them both, my men."
"What do you mean, you pesky troublemakers, by running off like this, when you know by our badge that we're the police? But you'll have plenty of time to regret it in jail. Put handcuffs on both of them, guys."
"Why, what have we done?" said Bill. "You will win your wager yet, I should say, if you look sharp about it."
"Why, what have we done?" Bill asked. "You’ll definitely win your bet if you pay attention."
"Wager? What wager? What do you mean?"
"Wager? What wager? What are you talking about?"
"Why, the gentleman told us that he had a wager with you about who was to get to Gravesend first, and he was to take what means he could, and you were to cut along in the galley, and there was to be quite a grand dinner on the strength of it."
"Well, the guy told us that he made a bet with you about who would reach Gravesend first, and he was going to use whatever means he could, while you were supposed to take the shortcut in the galley, and there was going to be a fancy dinner as a result."
"Oh, nonsense—nonsense."
"Oh, come on—seriously?"
"Well, that's what he told me, and that's why we pulled away so for; but if so be as it ain't, we are sorry enough, for why should we get into trouble about a man we never saw before, and ain't likely to see again?"
"Well, that’s what he told me, and that’s why we backed off; but if that’s not the case, we’re really sorry because why should we get into trouble for a guy we’ve never seen before and probably won’t see again?"
"This excuse won't serve you."
"This excuse won't work for you."
"But who is he, and what's he done?"
"But who is he, and what has he done?"
"For all we know to the contrary, he is the infamous Todd, the murderer."
"For all we know, he’s the notorious Todd, the killer."
"What? The fellow that made the people into pies! Oh, if we had only had half a quarter of an idea of that! But, hold—I saw the way he went. It was along that chalky bit of road. If you really want to nab him, why do you waste time here talking to us? Come on shore, and I will go with you, and we will soon have him now, if that will do any good."
"What? The guy who turned people into pies! Oh, if we had even the slightest idea about that! But wait—I saw which way he went. It was down that chalky road. If you really want to catch him, why are you wasting time talking to us? Come on shore, and I'll go with you, and we'll find him quickly if that helps."
The officer saw at once that this was the only mode of proceeding that promised him the least chance of capturing the fugitive, whether he were Todd or not; for, after all, the persons in the police-galley had nothing like positive evidence that it was Todd of whom they were in pursuit. A couple of officers were left in the charge of the boats, and the whole of the remainder of them landed along with Bill, and ran up the steps to the road along which Todd had been seen to run.
The officer immediately realized that this was the only way forward that offered him any chance of catching the fugitive, whether it was Todd or not; because, ultimately, the people in the police boat had no solid proof that they were chasing Todd. A couple of officers stayed with the boats, while the rest went ashore with Bill and rushed up the steps to the road where Todd had been spotted running.
They did not know, however, what a wily, cunning personage they had to deal with.
They didn't realize, though, what a clever and tricky person they were up against.
When Todd found himself in such comparatively close quarters with the enemy, he felt perfectly sure that to continue scampering along the high road was not the most likely way to escape. If he were to succeed in eluding his foes, he felt that it must be by finesse, and not by speed.
When Todd found himself in such relatively close quarters with the enemy, he was certain that continuing to run along the main road was not the best way to escape. If he was going to manage to get away from his pursuers, he believed it had to be through finesse, not just speed.
With this idea, he did not go along the road for a greater distance than sufficed to bring him to a hedge, across which he then instantly made his way, and then turning, he crouched down and crept back towards the other direction. On the side of the hedge where he was now, there was not a very pleasant kind of field-drain, but Todd's circumstances did not permit of his being very particular, and getting right down into the drain, he crept along, stooping so low that only a portion of his head and back were visible above it.
With this thought, he didn’t walk along the road for long before he reached a hedge, which he quickly climbed over. Then he turned and crouched down, moving back the way he came. On the side of the hedge he found himself on, there was a rather unpleasant field drain, but Todd didn’t have the luxury of being choosy. He got down into the drain and crawled along, bending so low that only part of his head and back were visible above it.
This was certainly the most likely way to baffle his pursuers, who were not very likely to think that he had so rapidly doubled upon them. Knowing now that his destination was Gravesend, they would in all probability run along the road after him, or if they took to the fields it would still be with the idea that he was ahead of them.
This was definitely the best way to confuse his chasers, who probably wouldn’t think he had turned around on them so quickly. Now that they knew he was headed to Gravesend, they would likely race along the road after him, or if they went through the fields, it would still be under the impression that he was ahead of them.
After proceeding for some distance, Todd thought it would be just as well if he were to reconnoitre the foe a little, and, accordingly, he raised his head sufficiently to enable him just to peep through the hedge, and when he did so, he found that he was on sufficiently high ground to command a view of the road, and the landing-place, and the river. To his immense consternation, he saw the police advancing rapidly towards him.
After traveling for a bit, Todd figured it might be a good idea to check out the enemy a little, so he lifted his head just enough to peek through the hedge. When he did, he realized he was on high ground and could see the road, the landing area, and the river. To his shock, he saw the police quickly approaching him.
"Lost! lost!" said Todd, as he sunk down into the ditch, with a conviction that he was all but taken. He felt in his pocket for a pistol, and getting one out, he placed it to his ear, and there held it, for he had made up his mind now, to shoot himself, rather than be dragged back to prison, from where another escape would be quite out of the question.
"Lost! Lost!" Todd shouted as he sank down into the ditch, convinced he was almost caught. He felt in his pocket for a gun, pulled one out, and held it to his ear because he had decided that he would rather end his own life than be dragged back to prison, where escaping again would be out of the question.
"They shall not take me. I will die—I will die," he murmured; and then he concentrated all his attention to the act of listening to the proceedings of the police.
"They won't take me. I'll die—I’ll die," he murmured; and then he focused all his attention on listening to what the police were doing.
They came on in a straggling kind of way from the landing-place, and the principal officer cried out—
They arrived in a disorganized manner from the dock, and the main officer shouted—
"You, Jenkins, get up the first tree you come to, and take a long look about you. The country is flat enough, and he will find it no easy matter to hide from us, I should say."
"You, Jenkins, climb the first tree you see and take a good look around. The land is pretty flat, so I think it won't be easy for him to hide from us."
"Oh, it's all right, sir," said another voice. "We have him as safe as if he were lying at the bottom of our boat with the darbies on him; and as far as I can judge of him, sir, I should say it is Todd."
"Oh, it's fine, sir," said another voice. "We've got him as secure as if he were lying at the bottom of our boat with handcuffs on; and from what I can tell, sir, I'd say it's Todd."
"I hope so," said the officer. "It will not be a bad morning's work for you all, my lads, if it is."
"I hope so," said the officer. "It won't be a bad morning's work for you all, my guys, if it is."
Not very far off from where Todd lay concealed in the ditch, only, fortunately for him, on the other side of the road, was a stunted tree, rising about twenty feet from the barren soil, and upon this the man, who was named Jenkins, made his way carefully, and took a long look all round him, and particularly in advance.
Not far from where Todd was hiding in the ditch, but fortunately for him on the other side of the road, was a short tree, about twenty feet tall, growing from the dry ground. Jenkins, the man, carefully made his way up and took a long look around him, especially ahead.
"Do you see him?" said the officer commanding the party.
"Do you see him?" said the officer in charge of the group.
"No, sir, I don't."
"No, I don't."
"Then he is hiding somewhere, and the only plan is to go right on, and hunt him up if he is among the hedges. Come on, now, at once. We must have him. He cannot possibly escape us now."
"Then he’s hiding somewhere, and the only plan is to keep going and look for him if he’s in the bushes. Let’s go right now. We need to find him. There's no way he can get away from us now."
Todd, upon this, again gave himself up for lost; but, as luck would have it, although two of the men got over the hedge, and began looking about, and dashing their cutlasses into the hedge, the officer called to them—
Todd, at this point, once again thought he was doomed; however, as fate would have it, even though two of the men climbed over the hedge and started searching around, slashing their swords into the hedge, the officer shouted to them—
"Oh, he never came so far up the road. You don't suppose he was goose enough to come back again? If he is hiding, it will be more likely by the time he lost breath, I should say. Come now; I saw him myself get past yonder little chestnut trees, and the white cottage."
"Oh, he never came this far up the road. You don’t think he was silly enough to come back, do you? If he’s hiding, it’s probably because he’s out of breath, I’d say. Come on; I saw him myself go past those little chestnut trees and the white cottage."
Upon this the men ran on, and Todd felt, for the present, at all events, he was saved.
Upon this, the men took off running, and Todd felt that, for now at least, he was safe.
"The idiots!" said Todd, as he looked up and listened. "The idiots!—So they think that I am as far gone in stupidity as they are, and that I have nothing to do, but to run on until they, younger and more fleet of foot, overtake me."
"The fools!" Todd exclaimed as he looked up and listened. "The fools!—They think I'm just as clueless as they are and that I have nothing better to do than to keep going until they, younger and faster, catch up to me."
He crawled out of the ditch, and a most pitiable figure he was when he did so. In his anxiety to hide himself completely, he had, in fact, lain himself down comfortably enough, as far as regarded the softness of the place, right at the bottom of the ditch, and had only, in the midst of a thick growth of rank weeds, kept his face above the water.
He crawled out of the ditch, and he looked like a sad sight when he did. In his eagerness to conceal himself completely, he had actually made himself comfortable enough, in terms of the softness of the ground, lying right at the bottom of the ditch, and had only, surrounded by a dense mass of thick weeds, kept his face above the water.
"This is horrible," he said; "and they will be back soon, too. What on earth am I to do?"
"This is terrible," he said; "and they'll be back soon, too. What am I supposed to do?"
He heard a loud shout at this moment, and he raised his head sufficiently to see along the road to observe the actions of the officers. He found that they had paused, and were talking to a man on horseback, who was pointing in the very direction where he (Todd) stood, or rather crouched. The idea that this man had from some eminence, he being mounted, too, seen him (Todd) hide in the ditch, at once crossed his mind, and from that moment he felt that he was not in the safety that he had fondly hoped he was.
He heard a loud shout at that moment, and he raised his head enough to see along the road and watch what the officers were doing. He noticed they had stopped and were talking to a man on horseback, who was pointing right in the direction where he (Todd) was standing—or rather crouching. The thought that this man, being on horseback, had seen him (Todd) hide in the ditch immediately crossed his mind, and from that moment, he realized he wasn’t as safe as he had hoped.
To remain where he was, with such an idea prevailing in his mind, would have been madness and, accordingly, crawling down close to the hedge, he ran along, splashing, like some gigantic water-fowl, in the ditch, until he came to a thickly-planted fence, at right angles with the hedge that bordered the road. There he was forced to come to a stand-still.
To stay where he was, with such a thought in his head, would have been crazy, so he crawled down close to the hedge and ran along, splashing like some giant bird in the ditch, until he reached a densely planted fence that was perpendicular to the hedge lining the road. There, he had to stop.
The fence was composed of the common privet, so that there would have been neither difficulty nor danger in forcing his way through it; but what he might encounter upon the other side was a subject of consideration well worth his attention.
The fence was made of regular privet, so there wouldn't have been any trouble or risk in pushing through it; however, what he might find on the other side was a matter worth thinking about.
Through the interstices of the foliage he could see that there was a pretty and well-kept mixed garden on the other side. Roses and other flowers grew in quite loving companionship with all kinds of culinary vegetables, and the little plot of ground was well shadowed by some half-dozen fruit trees. A part of the ground was made into a kind of lawn, and upon that lawn was a child about one year old crawling about, and amusing itself by making weak efforts to pull up the grass.
Through the gaps in the leaves, he could see a lovely and well-maintained mixed garden on the other side. Roses and other flowers grew happily alongside various types of vegetables, and a few fruit trees provided nice shade over the little patch of land. Part of the area was turned into a lawn, where a child about a year old was crawling around, entertaining itself by making feeble attempts to pull up the grass.
While Todd was observing these things, a woman came out of a little white-washed cottage that was at the farther end of the garden, with some clothes to hang up to dry. The woman spoke to the child, and from the tone in which she did so, it was quite evident she was the mother of it.
While Todd was watching all of this, a woman stepped out of a small whitewashed cottage at the far end of the garden, carrying some clothes to hang up to dry. She spoke to the child, and from the way she spoke, it was clear she was its mother.
Todd waited until she had hung the clothes up that she had brought out into the garden, and then when she went into the house for more, he burst his way through the hedge, and with a resolution and firmness that nothing but the exigencies of his situation could possibly have endowed him with, he took the child up in his arms and walked slowly across the lawn towards the cottage.
Todd waited until she had hung up the clothes she had brought out to the garden, and when she went back into the house for more, he pushed his way through the hedge. With a determination and confidence that only the urgency of his situation could have given him, he picked the child up in his arms and walked slowly across the lawn toward the cottage.
The woman, with another heap of wet clothes in her arms, met him, and uttered a loud scream.
The woman, with another load of wet clothes in her arms, ran into him and let out a loud scream.
"Peace," said Todd. "Peace, I say. There is no danger unless you make some. Listen to me, and I will tell you how you can do a service to me, and spare your child."
"Peace," Todd said. "Peace, I tell you. There's no danger unless you create it. Listen to me, and I’ll show you how you can help me and keep your child safe."
"Help! help! Murder! Thieves!" cried the woman.
"Help! Help! There's been a murder! Thieves!" shouted the woman.
Todd took one of his pistols from his pocket, and held it to the head of the child.
Todd pulled one of his pistols from his pocket and held it to the child's head.
"Another word," he said, "and I fire!"
"One more word," he said, "and I'll shoot!"

Todd Resorts To A Frightful Stratagem With A Mother And Child.
Todd resorts to a terrifying scheme involving a mother and her child.
The woman fell upon her knees, and holding up her hands in the attitude of prayer, she said—
The woman dropped to her knees, raising her hands in a praying position, and said—
"Oh, have mercy! Kill me, if you must take a life, but spare the child!"
"Oh, please! Go ahead and kill me if you have to take a life, but please save the child!"
"The child's life," said Todd, "is in your own hands. Why do you seek to destroy me?"
"The child's life," Todd said, "is in your hands. Why are you trying to ruin me?"
"I do not—I do not, indeed."
I really don’t—I honestly don’t.
"Then, peace, and do not cry out for help. Do not shout that dreadful word 'Murder!' for that will destroy me. I am hunted by my fellow-men. I am a poor proscribed wretch, and all I ask of you is that you will not betray me."
"Then, please be calm and don’t call for help. Don’t scream that terrible word 'Murder!' because it would ruin me. I am pursued by others. I’m a miserable outcast, and all I ask of you is not to turn me in."
"You will spare my child?"
"Will you spare my child?"
"I will. Why should I harm the little innocent? I was once myself a little child, and considered to be rather a beauty."
"I will. Why should I hurt someone so innocent? I was once a child too, and I was thought to be quite beautiful."
As Todd said this, he made one of his most hideous faces, so that the woman cried out with terror, and tried to snatch the child from him, but he held it with a firm grasp.
As Todd said this, he made one of his ugliest faces, causing the woman to cry out in fear and try to grab the child from him, but he held onto it tightly.
CHAPTER CLXV.
TODD HIDES IN A CUPBOARD.
"It is in vain," said Todd; "my safety is wound up now with the safety of this little one. If you would save it, you will save me."
"It’s useless," said Todd; "my safety is tied to the safety of this little one. If you want to save it, you’ll save me."
"Oh, no, no. Why should it be so? I cannot save you."
"Oh, no, no. Why does it have to be this way? I can't help you."
"You can, I think. At all events, I will be satisfied if you make the effort to do so. I tell you I am pursued by the officers of the law. It does not matter to you what I am, or who I am, or what crime it is that they lay to my charge; your child's life is as dear to you in any case. Hide me in the cottage, and deny my being seen here, and the child shall live. Betray me, and as sure as the sun gives light, it dies."
"You can, I believe. In any case, I'll be happy if you try to do it. I'm telling you that the police are after me. It doesn't matter to you who I am or what crime they're accusing me of; your child's life is equally precious to you regardless. Hide me in the cottage, and make sure I'm not seen here, and the child will live. If you betray me, I can guarantee that as surely as the sun shines, the child will die."
"Oh, no, no, no!"
"Oh, no way!"
"But, I say, yes. Your course is easy. It is all but certain that my prosecutors will come to this cottage, as it is the only habitation on the route that I have taken. They will ask you if you have seen such a man as I am, and they will tell you that you may earn a large reward by giving such information as may deliver me into the hands of justice; but what reward—what sum of money would pay you for your child's life?"
"But I say yes. Your path is clear. It's almost guaranteed that my pursuers will come to this cottage since it's the only place along the route I've taken. They'll ask if you've seen a man like me and will tell you that you could earn a hefty reward for any information that leads to my capture. But what reward—what amount of money could compensate for your child's life?"
"Oh, not all the world's worth!"
"Oh, not worth anything in the world!"
"So I thought; and so you will deny seeing me, or knowing ought of me, for your child's sake? Is it agreed?"
"So I thought; and are you really going to pretend you don’t see me or know anything about me, just for your child's sake? Is that the deal?"
"It is—it is! God knows who you are, or what you have done that the hands of your fellow creatures should be raised against you; but I will not betray you. You may depend upon my word. If you are found in this place, it shall not be by any information of mine."
"It is—it is! God knows who you are, or what you have done that makes your fellow beings turn against you; but I will not betray you. You can count on my word. If you are found in this place, it won't be because of any information I provided."
"Can you hide me?"
"Can you shelter me?"
"I will try to do so. Come into the cottage. Ah! what noise is that? I hear the tread of feet, and the shouts of men!"
"I'll give it a shot. Come into the cottage. Oh! What is that noise? I can hear footsteps and men's shouts!"
Todd paused to listen. He shook for a moment or two; and then, with a bitter tone, he said—
Todd stopped to listen. He trembled for a moment or two; and then, with a sharp tone, he said—
"My pursuers come! They begin to suspect the trick that I have played them!—they now know—or think they know, that I have turned upon my route. They come—they come!"
"My pursuers are coming! They’re starting to catch on to the trick I've played on them!—they now know—or think they know—that I've changed my course. They're coming—they're coming!"
"Oh, give me the child! I swear to you that I will hide you to the utmost of my means; but give me the child!"
"Oh, just give me the child! I promise I will do everything I can to keep you safe; just give me the child!"
"Not yet."
"Not yet."
The woman looked at him in an agony of tears.
The woman stared at him, overwhelmed with tears.
"Listen to me," she said. "If they discover you it will not be my fault, nor the fault of this little innocent—you feel that! Ah! then tell me upon what principle of justice can you take its life?"
"Listen to me," she said. "If they find out about you, it won't be my fault or the fault of this little innocent—you understand that! So tell me, on what basis of justice can you take its life?"
"I will be just," said Todd. "All I ask of you is, to hide me to the best of your ability, and to keep secret the fact of my presence here. If, after you have done all that, you still find that I am taken, it will be no fault of yours. I do not ask impossibilities of any one, nor do I threaten punishment against you for not performing improbable feats. Come in—come in at once! They come—they come! Do you not hear them now?"
"I'll be fair," Todd said. "All I ask is that you hide me as well as you can, and keep my presence here a secret. If, after you've done all that, I'm still caught, it's not your fault. I'm not asking for the impossible from anyone, nor will I punish you for not achieving what can't be done. Come in—hurry up! They're coming—they're coming! Can't you hear them now?"
It was quite evident now that a number of persons were approaching, and beating the bushes as they came on. The tread of a horse's feet, too, upon the road convinced Todd that among his foes, now, was the mounted man whom he had seen, and whom he thought he saw point to him as he lay crouching down behind the hedge, half hidden in the ditch.
It was clear now that several people were getting closer, making noise as they pushed through the bushes. The sound of a horse's hooves on the road convinced Todd that among his enemies was the rider he had seen and thought he saw gesture toward him while he was crouched down behind the hedge, half hidden in the ditch.
With the little child still in his arms, he rushed into the cottage, and the woman followed him, wringing her hands with terror. And yet Todd was gentle with the child. He knew that from the mother he had everything to hope, and everything to dread, and he did not wish to drive her to despair by any display of harshness to the little one.
With the little child still in his arms, he hurried into the cottage, and the woman followed him, wringing her hands in fear. Yet Todd was gentle with the child. He understood that from the mother he had everything to hope for and everything to fear, and he didn’t want to push her to despair with any show of harshness toward the little one.
"This way," she cried, "this way," as she led the way into an inner-room. "There is a cupboard here in which you can conceal yourself. If they do not search the house, they will not find you, and I will do all that I can to prevent them."
"This way," she shouted, "this way," as she guided him into a room. "There's a cupboard here where you can hide. If they don't search the house, they won't find you, and I'll do everything I can to keep them from doing so."
"That will do," said Todd; "but, remember, I will have the child near me, so that upon the least symptom of treachery from you, I can put it to death; and I shall not, under any circumstances, at all scruple so to do. Where is this cupboard that you speak of?"
"That’s enough," Todd said. "But remember, I'll keep the child close to me, so at the first sign of betrayal from you, I can kill it; and I won’t hesitate to do that, no matter what. Where's this cupboard you mentioned?"
"It is here—it is here!"
"It's here—it's here!"
"Ah! that will do." Todd now cast his eyes around the room, and perceived a little cot, that, at night, was devoted to the slumbers of the child. "Take that," he said, pointing to it, "and place it against the door of the cupboard with the child in it. It will seem then not likely that I am hidden here."
"Ah! that will do." Todd looked around the room and noticed a small cot that was used for the child's sleep at night. "Take that," he said, pointing to it, "and put it against the cupboard door with the child in it. It will make it less likely that I’m hiding here."
"I will do so."
"I'll do that."
Todd did not feel any apprehension of treachery from the mother of the child. He was not slow to perceive that every other feeling was in her breast weak in comparison with the all-absorbing one of love for the infant; and so he calculated that, rather than run the shadow of a risk of injury to it, she would do all that he required. The cupboard was a deep one; but it was not high enough for Todd quite to stand upright in. That, however, was a trifling inconvenience, and he got into it at once. The child's cot was placed against the door; and the young mother, with a thousand fears tugging at her heart, pretended to busy herself about her household affairs.
Todd didn’t feel any suspicion of treachery from the child’s mother. He quickly realized that any other emotion she had was weak compared to her overwhelming love for the baby; so he figured that rather than risk any harm to it, she would do everything he asked. The cupboard was deep, but it wasn't tall enough for Todd to stand up straight in. That, however, was a minor inconvenience, and he climbed in without hesitation. The child's crib was placed against the door, and the young mother, with a thousand worries weighing on her heart, pretended to keep herself busy with household tasks.
The little interval that now ensued, before Todd's pursuers reached the spot, was certainly to him rather a fearful one; and he felt that his fate hung upon the proceedings of the next few moments. He called to the woman in an earnest tone—
The brief moment that followed, before Todd's pursuers arrived at the location, was definitely a scary one for him; he sensed that his fate depended on what happened in the next few moments. He called out to the woman in a serious tone—
"Courage—courage—all will be well."
"Courage—courage—all will be fine."
"Oh, peace—peace!" she said. "They come!"
"Oh, peace—peace!" she said. "They're coming!"
Todd quite held his breath now in the painful effort that he made to listen, so that not the slightest sound that might be indicative of the approach of his enemies might escape him; and he gave such a start, that he nearly threw open the cupboard-door, and upset the cot, as he heard a hoarse man's voice suddenly call out from the garden—
Todd was holding his breath now, making a painful effort to listen, so that not even the slightest sound that might indicate his enemies were approaching would escape him. He jumped so suddenly that he almost flung open the cupboard door and knocked over the cot when he heard a rough man's voice suddenly call out from the garden—
"Hilloa!—House here—house—Hilloa!"
"Hey!—House here—house—Hey!"
"Now—now," he gasped. "Now I live or die! Upon the next few moments hangs my fate!"
"Now—now," he breathed heavily. "Now I either live or die! My fate hangs on the next few moments!"
The cold dew of intense fear stood upon his brow, and his sense of hearing appeared to be getting preternaturally acute. Not a word that was said escaped him, although it was right away in the garden that this, to him, fearfully interesting conversation took place.
The cold sweat of intense fear was on his forehead, and his hearing seemed unnaturally sharp. Not a word spoken escaped him, even though this, to him, frighteningly fascinating conversation happened right there in the garden.
"What is the matter?" he heard the woman say, and then the rough voice replied to her—
"What’s going on?" he heard the woman say, and then the gruff voice answered her—
"We are the police, my good woman, and we are in search of a man who is hidden somewhere about this neighbourhood. Has any one come into your place, or have you seen a tall man pass the cottage?"
"We're the police, ma'am, and we're looking for a man who's hiding somewhere in this neighborhood. Has anyone come by your place, or have you seen a tall man walk past the cottage?"
"No," said the woman.
"No," the woman said.
Todd breathed a little more freely.
Todd relaxed a bit.
"It's very odd," said another voice; "for he must be about this spot, that is quite clear, as he was dodging about the field at the back of here, and hiding in the hedge. We must have passed him."
"It's really strange," said another voice; "he must be around here somewhere, that's obvious, since he was sneaking around the field behind us and hiding in the hedge. We must have missed him."
"Well, he can't get away," said a third; "but after all, he may be lying down somewhere in the garden, for all we know to the contrary."
"Well, he can't escape," said a third; "but for all we know, he might be lying down somewhere in the garden."
"I don't think it," said the woman.
"I don't think so," said the woman.
At this moment, the child began to cry violently.
At that moment, the child started to cry loudly.
"Oh, confound you for a brat!" said Todd, "I wish it was only safe to throttle you."
"Oh, damn you for being such a brat!" said Todd, "I wish it was safe to strangle you."
"Is that your child?" said one of the officers.
"Is that your kid?" one of the officers asked.
"Oh, yes—yes," said the young mother, and hastening into the cottage, she placed a chair by the side of the cot, and began to rock it to and fro, singing while she did so, to lull the child to sleep.
"Oh, yes—yes," said the young mother, and rushing into the cottage, she set a chair next to the crib and started to rock it back and forth, singing as she did to help the child fall asleep.
"She will keep her word," thought Todd. "I feel confident that she will keep her word, now, with me."
"She will keep her promise," Todd thought. "I’m sure she will keep her promise, now, with me."
"You look all round the garden, while I take a peep about the house," said the principal officer.
"You check out the garden while I take a look around the house," said the main officer.
"Oh, I am lost!" moaned Todd. "I am surely lost now! If the house should be searched well, so obvious a place of concealment as a cupboard will not escape them. All is lost now, indeed."
"Oh, I'm lost!" Todd groaned. "I'm definitely lost now! If they search the house thoroughly, a spot as obvious as a cupboard won't be overlooked. Everything is truly lost now."
He almost gave up all thought, now, of keeping life or liberty, and he waited only for the fatal moment when the officers should approach and place their hands upon that cupboard door to open it. The child still cried, and the mother sang to it.
He was almost ready to give up on the idea of saving his life or freedom, just waiting for the moment when the officers would come close and put their hands on that cupboard door to open it. The child kept crying, and the mother sang to him.
"Hilloa! What cupboard is that behind the child's cot?"
"Hilloa! What cupboard is that behind the child's crib?"
"Oh, it's where we keep our best crockery. Don't disturb the child—I do think it is sickening with the measles.
"Oh, that's where we keep our best dishes. Please don't disturb the child—I think they're sick with the measles."
"Have you found him in the garden? I shall be almost out of my wits, now, till my husband comes home. Who is it that you are looking for, and pray what has he done? He would need to be clever, indeed, to come in here without my knowing it; and as for the garden, why, I was hanging out the clothes there for the last half hour, I tell you."
"Have you seen him in the garden? I’ll be beside myself until my husband gets home. Who are you looking for, and what did he do? He must be pretty clever to get in here without me noticing; and about the garden, I was just out there hanging up the laundry for the last half hour, I swear."
"Oh, he's not here," said the officer. "It would be no bad thing, marm, for any one who could lend a helping hand to find him."
"Oh, he's not here," said the officer. "It wouldn't hurt, ma'am, for anyone who could help find him."
"Ah, indeed?"
"Really?"
"Yes. You have heard of Todd, the murderer? Well, that's the man we are after, and we have every reason to think that he is somewhere about here, and it is a large reward that is offered for him, I can tell you."
"Yes. Have you heard of Todd, the murderer? Well, that’s the guy we're looking for, and we have every reason to believe he’s somewhere around here. There’s a big reward being offered for him, I can tell you."
"Ah! I should like to get it."
"Ah! I really want to get it."
"Not a doubt of it. Good-day, marm. If you should see any suspicious-looking fellow about the fields, just give notice of it in some sort of a way, if you can, for you may depend upon it, it will be Todd."
"There's no doubt about it. Good day, ma'am. If you see any shady-looking guy in the fields, just let someone know in any way you can, because you can count on it, it will be Todd."
"Oh, yes, I will. How very fractious this little thing is to-day, to be sure. I hardly ever knew it to be so before."
"Oh, yes, I will. This little one is really feisty today, that's for sure. I can hardly remember it being like this before."
"Ah, well, they will be so, at times. But I'm off. Mind, now, you get the reward if you see anything of Todd."
"Ah, well, that's how it can be sometimes. But I'm leaving now. Just remember, you’ll get the reward if you spot Todd."
"Oh, yes. Trust me for that."
"Oh, absolutely. You can count on me for that."
The man left the room. What a reprieve from death that was for Todd! He thought that during all the perils that he had passed through, he had surely never been quite so near to destruction as then; and when he found that he was saved, temporarily, he could hardly hold himself up in the cupboard, and a sensation of faintness came over him.
The man exited the room. What a break from death that was for Todd! He realized that through all the dangers he had faced, he had never been quite so close to losing his life as he was at that moment; and when he discovered that he was safe, at least for now, he could barely keep himself upright in the cupboard, and a wave of dizziness washed over him.
It was not safe for him yet, by any means, to think of emerging from his place of concealment. Indeed, he felt that the young mother would be the best judge upon that hand, so he did not stir nor speak, and at last he heard the cot with the now sleeping child in it, being gently moved from before the cupboard-door. Then it was opened, and Todd, with his face pale and haggard, stepped out into the room.
It wasn’t safe for him yet to think about coming out of hiding. In fact, he thought the young mother would be the best judge of that, so he stayed still and quiet. Eventually, he heard the cot with the now-sleeping child being quietly moved away from the cupboard door. Then it was opened, and Todd, pale and worn out, stepped out into the room.
The young woman only pointed to the door of the little apartment steadily and significantly.
The young woman just pointed to the door of the small apartment firmly and meaningfully.
"What do you mean?" said Todd.
"What do you mean?" Todd asked.
"Go," she said. "I have done that which you require of me. Now go."
"Go," she said. "I've done what you asked me to do. Now leave."
"To death?"
"To death?"
"No. Your enemies are no longer here. At the sacrifice of truth and of feeling I saved you. It was all you asked of me, and now I tell you to go, and no longer pollute this place by your presence. I know who and what you are, now. You are Sweeney Todd, the murderer."
"No. Your enemies aren’t here anymore. I saved you, but it cost me my truth and my feelings. That’s all you asked of me, and now I'm telling you to leave and stop ruining this place with your presence. I know who you are now. You are Sweeney Todd, the killer."
"Well, and if I am, what then?"
"Well, and if I am, what happens next?"
"Nothing—nothing! I ask nothing of you, but that you should leave this house; I have kept my word. I will let the memory of this hour's work sink deeply into my heart, and there remain untold to any one. Not even to my husband will I breathe it. I only ask you to go."
"Nothing—nothing! I don't ask anything from you except to leave this house; I've kept my promise. I will keep the memory of what happened during this hour deep in my heart and never tell anyone about it. Not even to my husband will I mention it. I only ask you to go."
"I am going—I am going."
"I'm leaving—I'm leaving."
Todd felt awed by her manner. He cowered before the look that, full of horror, she bent upon him, and he crept towards the cottage door. But the dread that some of his enemies might be lurking about the spot detained him.
Todd was amazed by her demeanor. He shrank back from the terrified look she directed at him, and he moved slowly towards the cottage door. But the fear that some of his enemies might be hiding nearby kept him from leaving.
"Tell me," he said, "oh! tell me truly—are they gone?"
"Tell me," he said, "oh! tell me the truth—are they gone?"
"Wait," she said, "and I will see again."
"Wait," she said, "and I will look again."
She took the child in her arms, and left the cottage. Todd found, now that the child was no longer in his power as a kind of hostage for the faith of the mother, that he had trusted her too far; but it was too late, now, for him to recede from the position in which he had placed himself, and with all his terror, he had no resource but to calmly—calmly as he could—wait her return.
She picked up the child and left the cottage. Todd realized, now that he no longer had the child as leverage over the mother, that he had trusted her too much. But it was too late for him to backtrack on the situation he had created, and despite his fear, he had no choice but to wait for her to come back as calmly as he could.
She came back again in a few moments.
She came back a few moments later.
"You can go with safety. They are all away."
"You can go safely. They're all gone."
"I will trust you, and take your word for it," said Todd. "I thank you for the service you have rendered to me, and I am not ungrateful. Accept of this in remembrance of me, and of this day's adventure."
"I'll trust you and take your word for it," said Todd. "I appreciate the help you've given me, and I’m not ungrateful. Please accept this as a reminder of me and today's adventure."
He took from his pocket a splendid gold watch and laid it upon the table, in the outer room, but with vehemence, the woman cried—
He pulled a beautiful gold watch from his pocket and placed it on the table in the outer room, but the woman shouted angrily—
"No—no! Take it up, I will not have it. Take it up, or even now I will dare everything and call for help. I will take nothing from your blood-stained hands. Take up the watch, or I will destroy it."
"No—no! Pick it up, I won't accept it. Pick it up, or I'll call for help right now. I won't take anything from your blood-stained hands. Pick up the watch, or I'll ruin it."
"As you please," said Todd, as he placed the watch in his pocket again. "I wish not to force it upon you. I am gone."
"As you wish," Todd said, putting the watch back in his pocket. "I don't want to impose it on you. I'm leaving."
He went out into the little garden, but he looked about him very nervously indeed, before he trusted himself to walk towards the little white gate that opened upon the high road. Each moment, however, that passed without any one springing upon and attacking him, was a moment of confidence gained. He carried a pistol in his hand, and keeping his eyes keenly around him, he reached the road.
He stepped out into the small garden, but he looked around very anxiously before he felt ready to walk towards the small white gate that led to the main road. Every moment that went by without someone jumping out to attack him was a moment of confidence gained. He held a pistol in his hand and kept a sharp lookout as he made his way to the road.
"All is safe," he said. "I do, indeed, think she is right, and that they have given up the chase for me. She has not deceived me, and I may yet escape."
"Everything's fine," he said. "I really think she's right, and that they're no longer after me. She hasn't lied to me, and I might still get away."
He kept close to the road-side, so that he was very much covered by the hedge, and then, at as fast a pace as he thought he could keep up for any length of time, he ran on.
He stayed close to the side of the road, so he was mostly hidden by the hedge, and then, as quickly as he thought he could maintain for a while, he ran on.
He had not gone far when he heard the sound of wheels behind him, and he got over a hedge and hid behind it until he could see what sort of vehicle it was that approached. It turned out to be a cart driven by a couple of countrymen, who were talking upon their own affairs in rather loud tones; as they came on, Todd listened intently, and was satisfied that his supposed escape into that neighbourhood was not the subject of their discourse.
He hadn’t gone far when he heard the sound of wheels behind him, so he climbed over a hedge and hid until he could see what kind of vehicle was coming. It turned out to be a cart driven by a couple of countrymen, who were chatting about their own business in pretty loud voices. As they got closer, Todd listened carefully and was reassured that his supposed escape into that area wasn’t what they were talking about.
CHAPTER CLXVI.
THE SHIP BOUND FOR HAVRE TAKES A PASSENGER.
"Hilloa!" cried Todd, as he came out into the middle of the road and confronted the cart with the two men in it. "Hilloa! Which way are you going?"
"Hellooo!" shouted Todd as he stepped into the middle of the road and faced the cart with the two men inside. "Hey! Which way are you headed?"
"One would think you might see that," said one of the men, "by the way the horse's nose points."
"One would think you'd notice that," said one of the men, "by the way the horse's nose is pointing."
"What do you want?" said the other, rather sharply.
"What do you want?" the other said, rather sharply.
"Not to intrude upon you at all, if you don't like it," replied Todd; "but I am going to Gravesend, and if you will help me on a part of the way, I will pay you well for it. I thought it would be good for my constitution to walk, but I find I am older than I thought I was."
"Not to bother you if you’re not interested," Todd said, "but I’m heading to Gravesend, and if you could help me part of the way, I’ll pay you nicely for it. I thought it would be good for my health to walk, but I realize I'm older than I thought."
"What will you give?" said one of the men, in a dubious tone of voice.
"What will you give?" one of the men asked, sounding skeptical.
"Name your price," said Todd, "and I will give it. I know you will not be unreasonable with me."
"Name your price," Todd said, "and I'll pay it. I trust you won't be unreasonable with me."
"Will you give half a guinea?" said the other.
"Will you give fifty pence?" said the other.
"Yes, for I am foot-weary."
"Yes, I'm tired from walking."
"Jump up, then, and we will soon take you to Gravesend. You ain't many miles off from it now by the near cuts that we know. Come on."
"Jump up, and we'll quickly take you to Gravesend. You're not far from it now with the shortcuts we know. Let's go."
Todd managed to scramble into the cart, and the man who was driving gave the horse an impulse forward, and away they went at a good pace.
Todd managed to jump into the cart, and the man driving urged the horse onward, and off they went at a good speed.
Todd began to feel a little easier in his mind now, for the quick motion of the cart in the direction that he wished to go in was most satisfactory to him. He felt quite delighted in a little time, when one of the men pointing ahead, cried out—
Todd started to feel a bit more relaxed now, because the swift movement of the cart in the direction he wanted to go was really satisfying to him. He felt quite pleased soon after, when one of the men pointed ahead and shouted—
"There's the first houses in Gravesend, if you really want to go there."
"Those are the first houses in Gravesend, if you really want to go there."
"Really," said Todd. "Indeed I do. Can you tell me what vessels are off the Port?"
"Really," said Todd. "I definitely do. Can you let me know what boats are in the port?"
"Perhaps we can, and perhaps we can't, old fellow; but we will have some talk about that soon. Ha! ha!"
"Maybe we can, and maybe we can't, my friend; but we'll talk about that soon. Ha! Ha!"
There was something so peculiar in the laugh of the man, that Todd began to wonder into what hands he had fallen. They, every now and then, too, gave to each other a very significant look, as though there was some secret between them which they would not converse of before him. All this began to make Todd very uneasy, indeed, and the little amount of felicitation which he had been giving to himself so short a time before, rapidly subsided.
There was something so strange about the man's laugh that Todd started to question whose hands he had ended up in. From time to time, they would share a meaningful glance as if there was some secret between them that they wouldn't discuss in front of him. All of this began to make Todd quite uneasy, and the small amount of satisfaction he had felt just a short while ago quickly faded away.
"Am I a prisoner?"
"Am I trapped?"
These were the words that occurred to him, but he had no ready means of answering the question. All he could do was to keep upon his guard, and, to tell the truth, well armed and desperate as he was, Todd was no very despicable match for any two men.
These were the thoughts that came to him, but he had no quick way to answer the question. All he could do was stay alert, and honestly, even though he was well-armed and desperate, Todd wasn't really a formidable match for any two men.
Suddenly the man who was driving turned the horse's head down a deep declivity that led towards the river, to the right of the road.
Suddenly, the driver turned the horse down a steep slope that led toward the river, off to the right of the road.
The country they were in was all of chalk, and this narrow road, or rather lane, at right angles with the high road, was evidently a cutting through the chalk foundation for the sake of a ready passage from the side of the Thames to the high road.
The country they were in was all chalk, and this narrow road, or rather lane, perpendicular to the main road, clearly cut through the chalk base to provide an easy route from the Thames to the main road.
A more picturesque spot could not well have been conceived. The small amount of loam upon the surface of the chalk, bore a brilliant vegetation; and upon the tall rugged sides of the deep cutting, wherever a small portion of earth had lodged, tall weeds had grown up, while on each side of the lane, close to the base of the chalky heights, there was a mass of weeds and tall creeping plants, and here and there a young tree, which lent a beautifully verdant aspect to the place.
A more scenic location couldn't have been imagined. The thin layer of soil on the chalk surface supported vibrant plant life, and on the steep, rugged walls of the deep cut, wherever a bit of earth had settled, tall weeds had sprung up. On either side of the lane, at the bottom of the chalk cliffs, there was a tangle of weeds and tall climbing plants, with a young tree here and there, adding a lush green look to the area.
Every step that the horse now went, conducted the cart and its occupants deeper and deeper into the cutting, until, at last, the sky overhead looked only like a thin streak of light, and the gloom of a premature twilight was about the place.
Every step the horse took now pushed the cart and its passengers deeper into the cut, until finally, the sky above appeared as just a thin line of light, and the early twilight cast a shadow over the area.
"Halt!" cried the man who was not driving, and the horse was stopped in the gloomiest portion of the lane. Todd turned ghastly pale, and kept his hand plunged in his breast upon one of his pistols.
"Halt!" shouted the man who wasn't driving, and the horse came to a stop in the darkest part of the lane. Todd turned ashen and kept his hand buried in his chest over one of his pistols.
"What have you come down here for?" he said. "Why do you come to a stop in such a place as this?"
"What did you come down here for?" he asked. "Why are you stopping in a place like this?"
"We will soon let you know," said the man who had not been driving, knitting his brows. "No doubt, you thought you had nailed us nicely, my fine fellow."
"We'll let you know soon," said the man who hadn't been driving, furrowing his brow. "No doubt, you thought you had us all figured out, my good friend."
"Nailed you?"
"Got you?"
"Yes. You need not put on such an innocent look, I can tell you. We are pretty good judges in these matters, and it's quite sufficient for me to tell you that we know you."
"Yeah. You don't need to act so innocent; I can see through that. We're pretty good at judging these things, and it's enough for me to say that we know you."
"Know me?"
"Do you know me?"
"Yes, to be sure. Did you think we were taken in by any such nonsense as your being tired, and so on?—No. We know you, I say, and this hour is your last. You have placed yourself in our power, and we will take good care of you now. There is a well in this lane which keeps secrets capitally."
"Yes, definitely. Did you think we would fall for any nonsense like you being tired, or anything like that?—No. We know you, I’m telling you, and this hour is your last. You’ve put yourself in our hands, and we’re going to look after you now. There’s a well in this lane that keeps secrets really well."
Todd drew his pistol, and held it against the breast of this man.
Todd pulled out his gun and pressed it against the chest of the man.
"Attempt any violence," he said, "and I fire!"
"Try anything violent," he said, "and I'll shoot!"
"Oh, indeed! You are well prepared, are you? I must say that, for an exciseman, you are a bold fellow."
"Oh, really! You're well prepared, aren't you? I have to say, for a tax collector, you're pretty brave."
"A what?"
"A what now?"
"An exciseman. You know well you have been on the look-out for us for the last week; so it is of no use denying it. You thought you nabbed us, when you got into our cart."
"An exciseman. You know you've been on the lookout for us for the past week, so there's no point in denying it. You thought you caught us when you ended up in our cart."

Todd's Adventure With The Smugglers.
Todd's Adventure with the Smugglers.
Todd lowered his pistol.
Todd lowered his gun.
"This is a foolish enough mistake," he said, "I am no more an exciseman than I am Commander-in-chief of the forces. What could have put such a thing into your heads?"
"This is a pretty silly mistake," he said, "I am no more an exciseman than I am the Commander-in-chief of the forces. What made you think of such a thing?"
"Say you so?" cried the other. "But how will you make us believe it? That's the question."
"Is that what you think?" the other exclaimed. "But how are you going to make us believe it? That's the real question."
"Well," said Todd, putting on a very candid look, "I don't know how a man is to set about proving that he is not an exciseman. I only know that I am not. The real truth is, that I am in debt, and being pressed by my creditors, have thought proper to get out of their way; and so I want to make the best of my way to Gravesend, that is all. I fancy, by your anger at the idea of my being an exciseman, that you are smugglers; and if so, I can only say that, with all my heart, you may go on smuggling with the greatest success until the day of judgment, before I would interfere with you in the matter."
"Well," Todd said, putting on a very honest expression, "I don't know how a guy is supposed to prove he’s not a tax collector. I just know I’m not. The truth is, I’m in debt, and my creditors are pushing me, so I thought it best to get out of their way. I just want to make my way to Gravesend, that’s all. I get the feeling, based on your anger at the idea of me being a tax collector, that you’re smugglers; and if that’s the case, I can only say that with all my heart, you can continue smuggling successfully until the end of time, and I wouldn’t interfere with you about it."
"Dare we believe him?" said one of the men to the other.
"Dare we believe him?" one of the men asked the other.
"I hardly know," replied the other; "and yet it would be rather a sad thing to take a man's life, when it might turn out that he was not what we took him for."
"I barely know," replied the other; "but it would be pretty sad to take a man's life if it turns out he wasn't what we thought he was."
"How on earth am I to convince you?" said Todd.
"How am I supposed to convince you?" Todd said.
"Where do you want to go to?"
"Where do you want to go?"
"I want to get on board some vessel, I don't care what, so that it is bound to some continental port. My object, I tell you, is to get away, and that is all."
"I want to get on any ship; I don’t care which, as long as it’s headed to a continental port. My goal, I’m telling you, is to get away, and that’s all there is to it."
"Would the Port of Havre in France suit you?"
"Would the Port of Le Havre in France work for you?"
"Perfectly well."
"All good."
The two men now whispered together for a few moments, and then, one of them, turning to Todd, said:—
The two men whispered to each other for a few moments, and then one of them turned to Todd and said:—
"The fact is that we are somewhat connected with a vessel bound for Havre, and it will sail to-night. If you are really what you pretend, and truly want to leave England, you can come with us, and we will give you a passage; but we expect to be paid for it."
"The truth is that we’re somewhat connected to a ship heading for Havre, and it will set sail tonight. If you’re really who you say you are and genuinely want to leave England, you can join us, and we’ll give you a ride; but we expect to be compensated for it."
"Nothing can be more reasonable," said Todd; "I will pay you a liberal price, and as I wish to go on board as soon as I can, you may feel yourself perfectly easy regarding your suspicions of my being an exciseman, by keeping me in your company, and placing me on board your own vessel as quickly as you can."
"Nothing could be more reasonable," Todd said. "I'll pay you a good price, and since I want to get on board as soon as possible, you can put your mind at ease about your concerns that I’m an exciseman by keeping me with you and getting me on your own boat as quickly as you can."
"Hang it, that's fair enough," cried one of them. "Come on, then, and let us get to the Lively William as soon as we can. It's rather a mercy we did not knock you on the head, though, at once."
"Forget it, that's reasonable," one of them shouted. "Let's go to the Lively William as quickly as possible. It's actually a relief we didn't just knock you out right away."
"I am very much obliged," said Todd.
"I really appreciate it," said Todd.
"Oh, don't mention it. I always myself, mind, defer anything of that sort till the last. It's a very rough and ugly way of settling matters, at the best; but when you can't reasonably, you know, do anything else, why, you must, and there's an end of it."
"Oh, don’t worry about it. I always put off things like that until the last minute. It’s a pretty harsh and unpleasant way to deal with things, at best; but when there’s nothing reasonable you can do, well, you have to, and that’s that."
"Exactly," said Todd. "I perceive that you are quite a philosopher in such transactions. So now that we have a better understanding together, the sooner we get on board this Lively William you talk of, the better."
"Exactly," said Todd. "I see that you really know your stuff in these situations. So now that we're on the same page, the sooner we get on this Lively William you mentioned, the better."
"Not a doubt of that. Come up."
"Absolutely no doubt about that. Come on up."
The horse's head was turned up the lane again, and in a very few moments the high road was gained, and they went on at a rapid trot for Gravesend. The town was soon reached—that town what is all dirt in winter, and chalk-dust in summer—and the two men, by the manner in which they kept their eyes upon Todd while they passed several throngs of people, showed that it was a very difficult thing indeed to get rid of suspicion when once it took possession of them.
The horse’s head turned up the lane again, and within minutes they had reached the main road, continuing on at a quick trot toward Gravesend. They quickly arrived in the town—what is all dirt in winter and chalk dust in summer—and the two men, by the way they kept their eyes on Todd while passing by several groups of people, revealed that it was really hard to shake off suspicion once it took hold of them.
After, however, getting right through the town, and finding that Todd did not attempt to give the least alarm, but, on the contrary, shrunk from observation as much as he could, their confidence in him was complete, and they really believed him to be what he pretended to be.
After getting all the way through the town and noticing that Todd didn’t try to raise any alarm, but instead avoided attention as much as possible, their trust in him was absolute, and they genuinely believed he was who he claimed to be.
Whether, if those men had really known who and what he was, they would have altered their views with regard to him, is a matter difficult to give an opinion upon; but as it was, they had no scruples whatever, provided he would pay them a good price for his passage to Havre.
Whether those men had actually known who he was and what he was about, they might have changed their opinions of him; however, as it stood, they had no qualms at all, as long as he was willing to pay a fair price for his passage to Havre.
"Now," said one of them, "we know that you have not deceived us, and that it is all right, we don't mind telling you that we are the captain and owner of the Lively William, and that we are in the regular smuggling trade, between the French Ports and this country. We don't make a bad thing of it, one way and another."
"Now," said one of them, "we know you haven't fooled us, and since everything's fine, we don't mind telling you that we're the captain and owner of the Lively William, and we’re involved in the regular smuggling trade between the French ports and this country. It's not a bad gig, one way or another."
"I am glad to hear it," said Todd.
"I’m glad to hear that," said Todd.
"Ah, you view this sort of thing in a christian-like spirit, we see; and if you have no objection to a drop of as pure champagne brandy as ever you tasted, provided you have tasted some of the best, you can have a drop."
"Ah, you see this kind of thing in a very Christian way, I notice; and if you don’t mind having a sip of the finest champagne brandy you've ever tasted, assuming you’ve tried some of the best, you can have a sip."
"I should like it much," said Todd.
"I would really like that," said Todd.
"Just look out ahead, then, and fix your eyes on that old tree yonder, while we get it."
"Just look straight ahead and focus on that old tree over there while we handle this."
Todd did not care to know what mode of hiding spirits the two men had in their cart; so he did as they required of him, and fixed his eyes upon the old tree. After he had kept his eyes upon that object for some few minutes, they called out to him—
Todd didn't care to know what kind of hidden spirits the two men had in their cart; so he did what they asked and focused his gaze on the old tree. After staring at that object for a few minutes, they called out to him—
"All's right."
"Everything's fine."
Todd looked round, and found one of the men with a small bladder of spirits, and a little horn drinking-cup.
Todd looked around and found one of the guys with a small flask of liquor and a little drinking horn.
"Here," he said, "you can give us your opinion of this."
"Here," he said, "you can share your thoughts on this."
Todd tossed off the contents of the cup.
Todd threw back the contents of the cup.
"Excellent!" he cried. "Excellent! That, indeed, is brandy. I do not think that such is to be got in London."
"Awesome!" he exclaimed. "Awesome! That, for sure, is brandy. I don't think you can find anything like that in London."
"Scarcely," said the man, as he helped himself, and then handed the bladder and the cup to his companion; "but we are going to put up our horse and cart now, and if you will be so good as to look at the old tree again, we will send the brandy away."
"Hardly," said the man, as he helped himself, then handed the bladder and the cup to his companion. "But we’re about to put away our horse and cart now, and if you wouldn't mind checking the old tree again, we’ll send the brandy away."
"Certainly," said Todd.
"Sure," said Todd.
The brandy was soon, in some mysterious manner, disposed of, and then the cart was stopped at the door of a little country-looking inn, the landlord of which seemed to have a perfect understanding with the two men belonging to the Lively William.
The brandy was quickly taken care of in a mysterious way, and then the cart came to a stop at the door of a quaint little inn. The landlord appeared to have a complete understanding with the two men from the Lively William.
"Now," said one of them to Todd, "as you have no objection to go on board at once, we will put you there."
"Now," one of them said to Todd, "since you don't mind getting on board right away, we'll take you there."
"Objection?" cried Todd. "My objection is to remain on land. I beg that you will let me feel that I am on the deck of your vessel, as quickly as possible."
"Objection?" Todd shouted. "My objection is to stay on land. I ask that you let me feel like I'm on the deck of your ship as soon as possible."
"That will do. This way."
"That works. This way."
They led him down a narrow lane with tall hedges upon each side, and then across a straggling mangy-looking field or two, such as are to be found on the banks of the Thames, and on the northern coasts of some portions of England, the Isle of Wight in particular, and then they came at once to the bank of the river.
They took him down a narrow path with tall hedges on either side and then across a scruffy-looking field or two, like those found along the banks of the Thames and the northern coasts of certain areas in England, especially the Isle of Wight, and then they arrived right at the riverbank.
A boatman hailed them, and upon their making signs to him that his services were required, he pulled in to the shore; and Todd, with his two new friends, were in a few moments going through the water to the vessel.
A boatman called out to them, and when they signaled that they needed his help, he rowed to the shore; and Todd, along with his two new friends, were soon making their way across the water to the boat.
The Lively William did not look particularly lively. It was a slatternly-looking craft, and its black, dingy hull presented anything but an inviting appearance. The genius of dirt and neglect seemed to have taken possession of the vessel, and the nearer Todd got to it, the less he liked it; but still it was a means of his escaping, and had it been ten times a more uncomfortable-looking abode than it was, he would have gladly gone on board it.
The Lively William didn't look very lively. It was a scruffy-looking boat, and its black, dirty hull did not have an inviting appearance. The dirt and neglect seemed to have taken over the vessel, and the closer Todd got to it, the less he liked it; but still, it was a way for him to escape, and even if it had looked ten times more uncomfortable than it did, he would have happily boarded it.
"Here we are!" cried one of the men.
"Here we are!" shouted one of the guys.
The boat touched the side of the ship, and in another moment, Todd was upon her deck.
The boat bumped against the side of the ship, and in a moment, Todd was on her deck.
CHAPTER CLXVII.
TODD MEETS WITH A LITTLE ROUGH WEATHER IN THE CHANNEL.
Todd almost thought that he was saved, when he felt himself fairly upon the deck of the Lively William. It seemed to him such a miracle to get so far, that his faith in completely getting the better of his enemies increased wonderfully.
Todd almost thought he was saved when he found himself on the deck of the Lively William. It felt like such a miracle to have come this far that his confidence in completely overcoming his enemies grew tremendously.
"Oh, this is a relief," he said. "This is, indeed, a vast relief."
"Oh, this is such a relief," he said. "This really is a huge relief."
"What do you mean?" said one of the men of the cart to him, as he eyed him keenly.
"What do you mean?" one of the men from the cart asked him, eyeing him closely.
Todd was very anxious not to excite any suspicion that he was other than what he had represented himself to be; so he answered quickly—
Todd was really worried about raising any suspicion that he was anything other than who he claimed to be, so he replied quickly—
"I mean that it is a relief to get out of the small boat into the ship. Ever so little a distance in a boat disagrees with me."
"I mean that it feels great to get out of the small boat and onto the ship. Even a tiny distance in a boat doesn’t sit well with me."
"Oh, that's it, is it?"
"Oh, is that it?"
"Yes; and if you have no particular objection, I will go below at once. I daresay the cabin accommodation is very good on board the Lively William."
"Sure; and if you don’t mind, I’ll head down right away. I’m sure the cabin space is really nice on the Lively William."
"Oh, quite wonderful!" said the captain. "If you will come with me Mr.—a—a—what's your name?"
"Oh, that's great!" said the captain. "If you could come with me, Mr.—uh—what's your name?"
"Wilkins," said Todd.
"Wilkins," Todd said.
"Oh, Mr. Wilkins. Well, if you will come with me, I shall have the very great pleasure of showing you what a capital berth we can give you."
"Oh, Mr. Wilkins. If you’ll come with me, I’ll be very happy to show you the great spot we can offer you."
"Thank you," said Todd, and then, rather timidly, for the staircase down which the captain dived seemed to Todd better adapted for poultry than for human beings, he carefully followed his new friend.
"Thanks," said Todd, and then, a bit nervously, since the staircase the captain went down looked more suitable for chickens than for people, he carefully followed his new friend.
The cabin of the Lively William was a woful place. Any industrious house-wife would have sneered at it as a linen-cupboard; and if it had been mentioned as a store-room in any establishment of pretentions, it would have excited universal reprobation. It had a roof which nobbed Todd's head if he attempted to stand upright; and the walls sloped to the shape of the sides of the Lively William. The window was a square hole, with a sliding shutter; and the furniture would have made the dingiest broker's shop in London blush to own it.
The cabin of the Lively William was a miserable place. Any hardworking housewife would have looked at it like it was a linen cupboard; and if it had been called a storage room in any respectable establishment, it would have faced widespread disapproval. The ceiling hit Todd's head if he tried to stand up straight; and the walls slanted to match the shape of the Lively William. The window was just a square hole with a sliding shutter; and the furniture would have embarrassed even the shabbiest pawn shop in London to have it.
"This is the state cabin," said the captain.
"This is the main cabin," said the captain.
"Really?" said Todd.
"Seriously?" said Todd.
"Why, don't you see it is by its size and looks? You won't often see in a craft of this size a handsomer cabin than that of the Lively William."
"Why, can't you see it's because of its size and appearance? You won't often find a more attractive cabin in a boat of this size than that of the Lively William."
"I dare say not," said Todd. "It will do very well for me, my friend. When a man is travelling, he must not be very particular, as it is soon over."
"I don’t think so," Todd said. "This works just fine for me, my friend. When someone is traveling, they can’t be too picky, since it doesn’t last long."
"That true; but now I want to say something to you, if you please, that's rather particular. It's quite clear to me and my mate, that you want to get out of England as quickly as possible. What you have done, or what you haven't is not much matter to us, except, so far as that, we daresay you have swindled the public to a tolerable tune. We don't mean to take you for nothing."
"That's true; but now I want to say something to you, if you don’t mind, that’s a bit specific. It’s obvious to me and my buddy that you want to leave England as soon as you can. What you have done, or haven't done, doesn’t really concern us, except that we assume you’ve scammed the public pretty well. We’re not planning to let you get away with it."
"Nor do I wish you," said Todd. "Nothing can possibly be further from my thoughts."
"Neither do I want that for you," said Todd. "Nothing could be further from my mind."
"Very good; then, in a word, we don't intend to do the thing unhandsome; and you shall have all the capital accommodation that the Lively William can give you to the Port of Havre for twenty pounds."
"Alright then, in short, we don’t plan to do this poorly; and you'll get all the excellent service that the Lively William can provide to the Port of Havre for twenty pounds."
"Twenty pounds?"
"Twenty bucks?"
"Yes. If you think it is too much, you may go on shore again, and there is no harm done, you know."
"Sure. If you feel it's too much, you can head back to shore, and it won't matter, you know."
"Oh, no—no. That is, I cannot help thinking it is a large price; and if I were to say I thought otherwise, you would not believe me; but as I really wish to go, and you say you will not take less, I must give it."
"Oh, no—no. I really can’t help but think it’s a hefty price; and if I were to say otherwise, you wouldn’t believe me. But since I genuinely want to go, and you say you won’t accept less, I guess I have to go along with it."
"Very good. That's settled, then. We shall be off at ebb-tide, and I only hope we shall have good luck, for if we do, we ought to make Havre, at all events, this time to-morrow."
"Great. That's settled, then. We’ll leave at low tide, and I just hope we have good luck because if we do, we should reach Havre by this time tomorrow."
"I hope we shall."
"I hope we will."
"Keep up your heart, and make yourself comfortable. Here's lots of the most amusing books on this shelf. Let me see. Here is the 'Navy List' for about ten years ago, and here's a 'Ready-reckoner,' and here is 'The Exciseman's Vade Mecum,' and here is a 'Chart of the Soundings of Baffin's Bay,' so you can't say you are out of books."
"Stay positive and get cozy. There are plenty of entertaining books on this shelf. Let's see. Here’s the 'Navy List' from about ten years ago, and here’s a 'Ready Reckoner,' and here’s 'The Exciseman's Vade Mecum,' and here’s a 'Chart of the Soundings of Baffin's Bay,' so you can’t say you’re lacking in reading material."
"Oh, how kind," said Todd.
"Oh, how nice," said Todd.
"And you can order whatever you like to eat and drink, provided you don't think of anything but boiled beef, biscuits, and brandy."
"And you can order whatever you want to eat and drink, as long as you only think about boiled beef, biscuits, and brandy."
"Oh, I shall do well enough. Rest is now what I want, and a quick voyage."
"Oh, I'll be just fine. What I need now is some rest and a quick trip."
"Very good," said the captain. "You will not be at all interrupted here, so you can lie down in this magnificent berth."
"Great," said the captain. "You won't be disturbed at all here, so you can relax in this awesome bunk."
"What, on that shelf?"
"What’s on that shelf?"
"Shelf? Do you call the state berth of the 'Lively William,' a shelf!"
"Shelf? You call the state berth of the 'Lively William' a shelf!"
"Well—well, I dare say it is very comfortable, though the roof, I see, is only eight inches or so from one's nose. I am very much obliged. Oh, very!"
"Well, I must say it's quite comfortable, even though the roof is only about eight inches from my nose. I'm really grateful. Oh, very!"
The captain now left Todd to himself and to his own thoughts, and as he really felt fatigued, he got into the state berth of the Lively William, which, to tell the truth, would have been very comfortable if it had only been a little wider and a little longer, and the roof higher, and not quite so damp and hard as it was.
The captain left Todd alone with his thoughts, and since he was really tired, he lay down in the state berth of the Lively William. To be honest, it would have been very comfortable if it had just been a bit wider, a bit longer, if the ceiling had been higher, and if it weren't so damp and hard.
But, after all, what where all these little disagreeables, provided he, Todd, fairly escaped? If he once set his foot upon the shores of France, he felt that, with the great continent before him, he should be free, and he did not doubt for a moment getting in any capital a ready enough market among the Jews for the watches and jewellery that he had about him.
But, in the end, what did all these little annoyances matter, as long as Todd made it out okay? Once he set foot on French soil, he believed that with the vast continent ahead of him, he would be free, and he had no doubt that he could easily find buyers among the Jews for the watches and jewelry he had with him.
The ship as the tide washed slowly by it, moved to and fro with a sluggish motion that rocked Todd to sleep, and he dropped off from a perception of the world and all its cares.
The ship swayed gently as the tide flowed by, rocking Todd to sleep, and he slipped away from awareness of the world and all its worries.
How long he slept he knew not, but when he awoke all was darkness around him, and the first attempt he made to move brought his head into violent contact with the partition of his berth.
How long he had been asleep, he didn't know, but when he woke up, everything around him was dark, and the first time he tried to move, he hit his head hard against the wall of his bunk.
Then Todd felt that the ship was tossing upon the water, and he could hear the dash and ripple of the sea pass her sides, while every now and then a loud splash against the closed shutter of the cabin-window warned him that that sea was not in one of its quietest moods.
Then Todd felt the ship rocking on the water, and he could hear the waves crashing and splashing against the sides, while every now and then a loud splash against the closed cabin window reminded him that the sea was not in one of its calmer moods.
"We are off!" cried Todd, in the exultation of his spirits at that fact. "We are off, and I am all but free."
"We're off!" Todd shouted, filled with excitement over the moment. "We're off, and I'm almost free."
He attempted to get out of the berth, and he was materially assisted by a roll of the sea that sent him to the other side of the cabin, accompanied by a couple of stools and several articles that happened to be lying loose upon the floor.
He tried to get out of the bunk, and the movement of the sea helped him, sending him to the other side of the cabin along with a couple of stools and several items that were scattered on the floor.
"Murder!" cried Todd.
"Murder!" shouted Todd.
"Hilloa!" cried a gruff voice from the companion-way. "Hilloa! What now?"
"Hilloa!" shouted a rough voice from the stairs. "Hilloa! What's going on now?"
"Oh, nothing," said Todd. "Nothing. Where are we now? Oh, dear, what a thing it is to live in a cupboard that won't stand still."
"Oh, nothing," said Todd. "Nothing. Where are we now? Oh, man, it's such a hassle to live in a cupboard that won’t stay still."
The gleam of a lantern flashed in Todd's eyes, and the captain came below with it swinging in his hand. He steadied himself against the table, which was firmly screwed to the floor, and hung the lantern to a short chain dependent from the cabin-roof.
The shine of a lantern flickered in Todd's eyes as the captain came down with it swinging in his hand. He braced himself against the table, which was securely fastened to the floor, and hung the lantern from a short chain hanging from the cabin ceiling.
"There," said the captain. "The chandelier is alight now, and you will be able to see about you. Hilloa! Where are you now?"
"There," said the captain. "The chandelier is lit now, and you’ll be able to see around you. Hey! Where are you now?"
"Why, I rather think I fell off the shelf," said Todd. "I beg your pardon, the state berth, I mean."
"Well, I think I fell off the shelf," said Todd. "I apologize, I meant the state berth."
"Then you had better turn in again, for we shall have, I think, a squally sort of night rather. There are symptoms of a sou wester, and if so, you will know a little of what weather is in the Channel."
"Then you should probably go back to bed, because I think we’re in for a pretty stormy night. There's a sign of a southwest wind, and if that’s the case, you’ll get a taste of what the weather is like in the Channel."
"Where are we now?" said Todd, mournfully.
"Where are we now?" Todd said, sadly.
"About fifteen miles off the North Foreland, so we are tolerably quiet just yet; but when we turn the head of the land, it's likely enough we may find out what the wind means to say to us."
"About fifteen miles off the North Foreland, we're pretty quiet for now; but when we round the land, it's likely we'll find out what the wind is trying to tell us."
While the captain spoke, he tugged on a complete suit of waterproof apparel, that seemed as thick and inflexible as so much armour covered with tar, and then up he went upon deck again, leaving Todd to the society of his own reflections and the chandelier.
While the captain spoke, he pulled on a full set of waterproof gear that looked as thick and stiff as armor coated in tar, and then he went back up on deck, leaving Todd to his own thoughts and the chandelier.
The Lively William was going on just then with a flowing sheet, so that she was carrying a tolerably even keel, and Todd was able to get up and reach his berth; but at the moment that he laid hold of the side of it to clamber in, the ship was tacked, and away went Todd to the opposite side of the state-cabin with the rug in his grasp that did duty as a counterpane in the berth.
The Lively William was sailing smoothly at the time, keeping a pretty steady balance, so Todd was able to get up and make his way to his bunk. However, just as he grabbed the side to climb in, the ship changed direction, and Todd ended up sliding to the other side of the cabin, still holding onto the blanket that served as a cover for his bed.
"This will kill me," he groaned. "Oh, this will kill me. But yet—yet I am escaping, and that is something. There will be a storm, but all ships are not lost that encounter storms."
"This is going to kill me," he groaned. "Oh, this is going to kill me. But still—still I'm getting away, and that's something. There’s going to be a storm, but not all ships that face storms are lost."
Todd made up his mind to remain where he was, jammed up against the cabin partition, until the ship should right itself sufficiently for him to make another effort to reach his berth.
Todd decided to stay put, pressed against the cabin wall, until the ship tilted back enough for him to try again to get to his bunk.
After a few minutes he thought he would make the attempt.
After a few minutes, he decided to give it a shot.
"Now," he said. "Now, surely, I can do it. I will try. How the wind howls, to be sure, and how the waves dash against the ship's sides, as though they would stave in her timbers; but all is well, no doubt. I will try again."
"Now," he said. "Now, I can definitely do this. I’ll give it a shot. The wind is howling, for sure, and the waves are crashing against the ship like they want to break her apart; but everything is fine, no doubt. I’ll try again."
Very cautiously now Todd crept to his berth, and this time the winds and the waves were kind enough only to move the ship so that he knocked his head right and left a little, and managed then to scramble on to the little inconvenient shelf, with its damp mattress that served for a bed.
Very carefully now, Todd crept to his bunk, and this time the winds and the waves were nice enough to only jostle the ship a bit, so he bumped his head on the sides a little and then managed to scramble onto the small, uncomfortable shelf with its damp mattress that served as a bed.
"Ah," said Todd, "and there are people who might, if they liked, stay on land all their lives, and yet they pretend to prefer the sea. There's no accounting for tastes."
"Ah," said Todd, "and there are people who could, if they wanted, stay on land their entire lives, but they act like they prefer the sea. You can't explain everyone’s tastes."
By dint of jerking it a little from under him, Todd propped the mattress against the outer edge of the berth; so that provided the vessel did lurch in that direction, it was not so likely to tumble him out, and there he lay listening to the winds and the waves.
By pulling it a bit from underneath him, Todd leaned the mattress against the outer edge of the berth, so if the vessel did lean that way, it was less likely to throw him out, and there he lay listening to the wind and the waves.
"A storm in the Channel!" he muttered. "From what that beast of a captain said, it appears we are to have one. Well, well, I have weathered many a storm on land, and now I must put up with one at sea."
"A storm in the Channel!" he grumbled. "According to that horrible captain, it looks like we're in for one. Well, I've endured many storms on land, and now I guess I have to deal with one at sea."
At this moment, there was a tremendous bustle upon deck, and some orders were issued that were quite unintelligible to Todd. There was, however, a great flapping of canvas, and a rattling of chains.
At that moment, there was a huge commotion on deck, and some orders were given that Todd couldn't understand at all. However, there was a lot of canvas flapping and chains rattling.
The Lively William was weathering the South Foreland, and just going to do battle with half a gale of wind in the Channel.
The Lively William was navigating the South Foreland and was about to face a strong wind in the Channel.
Up to this point, Todd had, with something approaching to resignation, put up with the disagreeables about him; and upon the principle of the song which states that—
Up to this point, Todd had, with a sense of resignation, tolerated the unpleasant things around him; and based on the idea of the song that—
he regarded his position with philosophy; but now there came over him a dreadful sensation. A cold clammy dew burst out upon his face—all strength fled from his limbs, and with a deep groan, Todd began to feel the real horror of sea sickness.
He looked at his situation with a sense of calm, but then a terrible feeling washed over him. A cold, clammy sweat broke out on his face—he felt weak all over, and with a deep groan, Todd started to experience the true terror of seasickness.
Nothing can be like sea sickness but death, and nothing can be like death but sea sickness. Todd had never suffered from that calamity before; and now that it came upon him, in all its aggravated horrors, he could not believe that it was a mere passing indisposition, but concluded that he must have been poisoned by the captain of the ship, and that his last hour was come.
Nothing is quite like seasickness except for death, and nothing resembles death more than seasickness. Todd had never experienced that misery before; and now that it hit him, in all its heightened terror, he couldn't believe it was just a temporary condition. Instead, he concluded that the captain of the ship must have poisoned him, and that his final hour had arrived.
And now Todd would fain have made a noise, and called for help. He would have liked to fire one of his pistols in the face of that captain, provided he could but have got him to the side of his berth; but he had not strength left to utter a word above a whisper; and as for moving his hand to his pockets to get out his fire-arms, he could not so much as lift a finger.
And now Todd really wanted to make some noise and call for help. He would have loved to shoot one of his pistols at that captain, as long as he could just get him next to his bunk; but he didn’t have enough strength to say anything louder than a whisper, and when it came to moving his hands to reach for his firearms, he couldn’t even lift a finger.
All Todd could do was to go on, and to get each moment worse and worse with that awful sensation of sickness, which resembles the sickness of the soul at parting from its mortal house, to which it had clung so long.
All Todd could do was keep going, feeling worse and worse with each moment from that terrible feeling of nausea, which felt like the soul's sickness when it has to leave its physical body that it had held onto for so long.
The wind howled upon the deck and through the cordage of the vessel—the spray dashed over her bulwarks, and each moment the storm increased in fury.
The wind howled on the deck and through the rigging of the ship—the spray splashed over her sides, and with each moment, the storm grew angrier.
CHAPTER CLXVIII.
TODD GETS A WORLD OF MARITIME EXPERIENCE.
The idea that he was poisoned grew upon Todd each moment, and to such a man, it was truly terrific to think that he should come to so fearful an end.
The thought that he was poisoned consumed Todd more and more each moment, and for someone like him, it was truly frightening to consider that he might meet such a terrifying fate.
"Help! Help!" he groaned; but after all, it was only a groan and not a cry—not that that mattered; for if he had had the lungs of ten men all concentrated in his own person, and had so been able to cry out with a superhuman voice, it would have been most completely lost amid the roar of the wind, and the wild dashing of the waves.
"Help! Help!" he groaned; but in the end, it was just a groan and not a shout—not that it made a difference; because even if he had the lungs of ten men all in one, and could have shouted with a superhuman voice, it would have been completely drowned out by the roaring wind and the crashing waves.
The storm was certainly increasing.
The storm was definitely getting worse.
"Oh, this sickness!" groaned Todd. "Oh, dear—oh, dear!"
"Oh, this sickness!" Todd moaned. "Oh, no—oh, no!"
At the moment that he was so bad that, in his want of experience of what sea sickness really was, he thought every moment would be his last, he heard some one coming down into the cabin, and one of the crew rolled rather than walked into it.
At the moment he felt so awful that, due to his lack of experience with sea sickness, he thought every moment might be his last, he heard someone coming down into the cabin, and one of the crew members stumbled rather than walked into it.
"Help!" said Todd; "oh, help!"
"Help!" Todd shouted; "oh, help!"
"You go to the d—l!" said the man. "The captain is washed overboard, and we are all going to the bottom, so I am one who likes to take a little spirits with him to qualify the water that one may be obliged to swallow. That's it. Steady, craft, steady."
"You’re going to hell!" said the man. "The captain has been washed overboard, and we’re all going down, so I’m one who likes to take a little drink with me to make the water I might have to swallow more bearable. That’s it. Steady, ship, steady."
Practised as this man no doubt was in the art of keeping his footing upon an undulating surface, the pitching of the ship was so tremendous, that even he was thrown to the cabin floor with considerable violence, and had no easy task to rise again.
Practiced as this man no doubt was in the skill of staying upright on a rocking surface, the ship's pitching was so intense that even he was thrown to the cabin floor with significant force and had a tough time getting back up.
"No!" cried Todd, finding that positive fright lent him strength, "you do not mean that?"
"No!" yelled Todd, realizing that sheer fear gave him strength, "you can't be serious?"
"Mean what, you old sinner?"
"Mean what, you old sinner?"
"That we shall be lost?"
"Are we going to be lost?"
The man nodded, and having opened a little cupboard, he brought out a little bladder of spirits, and placing it to his lips, he drank a large quantity, while he held by the cupboard door to keep himself from falling.
The man nodded, and after opening a small cupboard, he took out a small flask of liquor and raised it to his lips, drinking a good amount while holding onto the cupboard door to keep himself from falling.
"That will do," he said, as he dropped the bladder to the floor, and then, after several unsuccessful efforts to do so, he scrambled upon deck again.
"That’s enough," he said, as he dropped the bladder on the floor, and then, after several failed attempts, he managed to get back on deck.
"I, too, will drink," said Todd; "oh, yes, I will drink. I feel that if anything will give me strength to bear the horrors of the night, it will be my old and well-tried friend, brandy."
"I'll drink too," Todd said. "Oh, yes, I will drink. I think that if anything can give me the strength to get through this terrifying night, it’s my old and trusted friend, brandy."
He cast his eyes upon the bladder of spirits that the sailor had thrown to the floor. The spirit was slowly weltering out of the bladder, and running in a stream across the cabin. As the odour of it saluted the nose of Todd, he exclaimed,—
He looked at the bag of spirits that the sailor had thrown on the floor. The liquid was slowly leaking out of the bag and flowing in a stream across the cabin. As the smell reached Todd’s nose, he exclaimed,—
"It is brandy! I must and will have some!"
"It’s brandy! I have to have some!"
It was all very well for Todd to say that he must and would have some of the brandy, but the difficulty of getting at it was one by no means easy to surmount. He recollected what a job he had to get into his berth again upon the occasion that he had got out of it before, and he dreaded to place himself in a similar predicament; yet he found the vessel was more steady, although the wind had not at all abated. Yes, it certainly was more steady.
It was easy for Todd to insist that he needed some of the brandy, but getting to it was no simple task. He remembered how difficult it had been to climb back into his bunk the last time he got out, and he dreaded ending up in the same situation again. Still, he noticed that the ship was steadier, even though the wind hadn’t let up at all. Yes, it really was steadier.
"I will try," said Todd. "I must have some."
"I'll give it a shot," said Todd. "I need to have some."
With a determination, then, to get at the choice liquor, which was wasting what Todd considered its sweetness upon the cabin floor, he slid out of his little bed-place, and the ship giving a sudden roll in a trough of the sea, he fell sprawling to the floor.
With determination to get to the fine liquor that Todd felt was wasting its flavor on the cabin floor, he got out of his small bed. Just then, the ship rolled unexpectedly in a wave, and he fell sprawling onto the floor.
"Oh, I shall be killed!" he yelled. "This frightful voyage will be the death of me! It is too terrible! Oh, Heaven! It is much too terrible! Help!—mercy!"
"Oh no, I'm going to die!" he yelled. "This awful journey is going to be the end of me! It's too awful! Oh, God! It's way too awful! Help!—please!"
Todd lay upon his back on the cabin floor, with his arms and legs stretched out like a gigantic St. Andrew's cross. Something touched his hand; it was the bladder of brandy, that, as the ship rolled, had moved towards him. He clutched it with a feeling of despair, and brought it to his lips.
Todd lay on his back on the cabin floor, with his arms and legs spread out like a giant St. Andrew's cross. Something brushed against his hand; it was the bladder of brandy that had rolled toward him as the ship swayed. He grabbed it with a sense of despair and brought it to his lips.
With the exception of about half a pint, the brandy had made its way on to the cabin floor; but it was strong, pure spirit—such brandy, in fact, as smugglers might well reserve for their own private drinking; so that the half pint was a very tolerable dose to take at once, and Todd drained it to the last drop.
With the exception of about half a pint, the brandy had spilled onto the cabin floor; but it was strong, high-quality liquor—just the kind that smugglers might keep for their own personal use; so half a pint was a pretty reasonable amount to have at once, and Todd finished it to the last drop.
"Better!" he said; "oh, yes, I am better, now."
"Better!" he said, "Oh, yes, I'm feeling better now."
The fumes of the strong spirit mounted to his brain, and got the better, for the time, of that frightful feeling of sickness which had been so like death, that Todd had mistaken it for the last pangs that he was likely to feel in this world.
The fumes of the strong drink clouded his mind, temporarily overpowering the terrible feeling of nausea that had been so intense, Todd had mistaken it for the final agony he might experience in this world.
"Oh, yes, I am better. How the wind howls now, and how the waves dash the ship hither and thither. The deck, yes, the deck will be the place for me. Oh, gracious! what was that?"
"Oh, yes, I feel better. Listen to the wind howling now, and look at the waves crashing the ship back and forth. The deck, yes, the deck is where I want to be. Oh, wow! What was that?"
A loud crash, and a scream from some drowning wretches who had gone overboard along with a mast, had broken upon his ears. Terror sat at his very heart, and unable any longer to endure the frightful suspense of being below, he tried, upon his hands and knees, to crawl upon the deck.
A loud crash and a scream from some drowning people who had fallen overboard with a mast rang in his ears. Fear gripped his heart, and unable to bear the terrifying uncertainty of being below deck any longer, he tried to crawl on his hands and knees to the deck.
By no other mode could Todd have had the slightest hope or expectation of reaching the deck of that fated vessel, but as he tried it, he did, after a time, succeed in dragging himself up from the cabin. The sea was washing over the deck, and for a few moments he could see no one. He watched for a lull in the wind, and then he cried—
By no other way could Todd have had any hope or expectation of getting to the deck of that doomed ship, but as he attempted it, he eventually managed to pull himself up from the cabin. The sea was pouring over the deck, and for a few moments he saw no one. He waited for a break in the wind, and then he shouted—
"Help! help! Oh, help!"
"Help! Help! Oh, help!"
"Who's that?" shouted a voice.
"Who's that?" yelled a voice.
"I!" said Todd.
"I!" Todd exclaimed.
"Go to blazes, then!"
"Go to hell, then!"
"Oh, how kind!" groaned Todd. "How very considerate at such a time as this, too."
"Oh, how nice!" groaned Todd. "How thoughtful at a time like this, too."
The wind that had lulled for a few moments, now came with a frightful gush, and Todd was glad to find the fragments of a quantity of cordage, belonging to some of the top parts of the mast that had gone overboard, to cling to till the gust had passed over the ship. Then there came some tons of salt water over him, and he was nearly bereft of the power of breathing.
The wind, which had calmed down for a bit, suddenly roared back with an alarming rush, and Todd was relieved to grab onto some pieces of rope that had come from the upper part of the mast that had fallen into the water, holding on until the strong gusts passed over the ship. Then, a wave of salt water hit him, and he almost lost his ability to breathe.
"Oh, this is dreadful!" he said. "This is truly dreadful!"
"Oh, this is awful!" he said. "This is really awful!"
"Hands off!" growled a voice. "Everybody for himself here. Hands off, I say."
"Back off!" growled a voice. "Everyone for themselves here. Back off, I said."
"What do you mean?" said Todd. "Do you speak to me?"
"What do you mean?" Todd asked. "Are you talking to me?"
The voice had sounded close to him; and now again, with an angry tone, it cried—
The voice had seemed nearby to him; and now again, with an angry tone, it shouted—
"Some one has got hold of my leg!"
"Someone's grabbed my leg!"
"Oh, I dare say I have," said Todd, "but I didn't know. There, I have left go. Who are you, sir, eh?"
"Oh, I definitely have," said Todd, "but I didn't realize. There, I've let go. Who are you, sir, huh?"
"Oh! don't bother!"
"Oh, don't worry about it!"
"Well, but is there any danger?"
"Is there any danger?"
"Danger! I rather think there is. I suppose you are the love of a passenger that the captain brought on board?"
"Danger! I definitely think there is. I assume you're the love interest of a passenger that the captain brought on board?"
"Yes, I am the passenger," said Todd. Why he should be called a love of a passenger he did not exactly know; but he repeated his question concerning the condition of the ship; and at the next lull of wind, for it came now very strangely in gusts, he got a not very consolatory reply.
"Yes, I’m the passenger," Todd said. He wasn’t sure why he was referred to as a beloved passenger, but he asked again about the condition of the ship. When the wind died down for a moment—coming in odd gusts—he received a reply that wasn’t very reassuring.
"Why, as to danger," said the man, "that's rather past, I reckon; but, perhaps, you are a landsman, and have not yet thoroughly made up your mind."
"Well, as for danger," said the man, "that's mostly behind us, I think; but maybe you're not used to the sea and haven't fully decided yet."
"To what?"
"To what extent?"
"To be drowned, some day or night, as I have."
"To be drowned, someday or at night, like I have."
"Oh, no—no! Don't say that. Drowning is a very dreadful death, indeed. I am sure it is."
"Oh no—please don't say that. Drowning is such a terrible way to die, for sure. I really believe it is."
"It may, or it may not be so," said the man, "but whether it is or not, you and I are very likely soon to find out, for the old craft is going at last."
"It might be true, or it might not," said the man, "but whether it is or isn’t, you and I are probably going to find out soon, because the old ship is finally setting sail."
"Going?"
"Are you going?"
"Yes. It's all up with her, and it will soon be all down with her, likewise."
"Yes. It's all over for her, and it will soon be all downhill from here, too."
"But the ship goes easier through the sea."
"But the ship sails more smoothly through the sea."
"Oh, ah, she's filling, you see, and settling lower down in the water, so you can't have quite so much pitching and tossing as you had an hour ago, hardly."
"Oh, wow, she's taking on water and sinking lower, so you won't be rocking and rolling as much as you were an hour ago, barely."
"You can't mean that? You do not mean to tell me that there is no hope? Oh, say not so!"
"You can't be serious! You can't be saying that there’s no hope? Oh, please don’t say that!"
"Well, you can please yourself. I can tell you that the rudder has gone.—We have not a mast standing. There is already five feet of water in the hold, and we are drifting as hard as we can upon a lee-shore, so if you can make anything satisfactory out of that, I leave you to do it."
"Well, you can do what you want. I can tell you that the rudder is gone. We don’t have a single mast left standing. There’s already five feet of water in the hold, and we’re drifting straight toward a lee shore, so if you can make sense of that, it's up to you."
"Did you say we were drifting to shore?"
"Did you say we were heading to shore?"
"A lee-shore."
"A sheltered shore."
"Oh, dear. I'm glad to hear it. Any shore will do for me, if I can but get out of this confounded ship. What is that afar off? Is it a light? Oh, yes, it is a light."
"Oh, wow. I'm really glad to hear that. Any shore works for me as long as I can get off this annoying ship. What's that in the distance? Is it a light? Oh, yes, it is a light."
"It is. We are on the Sussex coast, somewhere, but I can't take upon myself to say where; but it don't matter a bit, for we shall go to pieces long before we reach the surf, and then in such a sea as this you might as well try to swallow the Channel at a few draughts as to swim."
"It is. We're on the Sussex coast, somewhere, but I can't say exactly where; but it doesn't matter at all, because we'll fall apart long before we reach the waves, and in a sea like this, you might as well try to drink the Channel in a few gulps as to swim."
"But I can't swim at all."
"But I can't swim at all."
"It don't matter a bit."
"It doesn't matter at all."
"But, my dear friend—"
"But, my dear friend—"
"Hold your row—I am not your dear friend nor anybody else's, just now. I tell you we shall be all drowned, and the best thing you can do, is to take it as easy as possible. What can be the good of making a fuss about it?"
"Hold your row—I’m not your good friend or anyone else's right now. I’m telling you, we’re all going to drown, and the best thing you can do is to take it easy. What’s the point of making a fuss about it?"
This information was to Todd of so deplorable a character—for to none is death so terrible as to the guilty—that he wept aloud and screamed with terror as the spray of the sea struck him on the face, and the wind roared and whistled over him.
This news hit Todd so hard—because for no one is death as frightening as it is for the guilty—that he cried out loud and screamed in fear as the ocean spray hit his face, and the wind howled and whistled around him.
"Oh, no—no!" he cried. "I cannot die yet—I must not. Spare me—spare me! I am afraid to die!"
"Oh, no—no!" he shouted. "I can't die yet—I must not. Please, spare me—spare me! I'm terrified of dying!"
"Oh, you stupid," said the sailors. "That comes now of not having had a proper sort of education. I make no doubt but your howling will pretty soon be put an end to."
"Oh, you idiot," said the sailors. "This is what happens when you don’t get a decent education. I have no doubt your screaming will be shut down pretty soon."
The situation of the ship was undoubtedly one of the greatest possible peril. Having by the violence of the tempest lost all her masts, and having had her rudder torn away, she was quite at the mercy of the winds and the waves; and the set of the sea, as well as the direction of the wind, carried her sometimes stern foremost and at other times head foremost, and at times broadside, on to the coast of Sussex, upon which the lights were at intervals dimly visible through the thick haze of the storm.
The ship was definitely in serious danger. After the storm had violently snapped off all her masts and ripped away her rudder, she was completely at the mercy of the winds and the waves. The movement of the sea and the wind pushed her around; sometimes she faced backwards, other times she faced forwards, and at times she was sideways, heading towards the coast of Sussex, where the lights could be faintly seen through the thick haze of the storm.
It was truly a dreadful night, and such as fully merited the worst apprehensions of the sailor, who had spoken so coolly to Todd of his coming fate.
It was definitely a terrible night, one that fully justified the sailor's worst fears, who had casually talked to Todd about his impending fate.
There was but one chance for those on board of the vessel, and that was that the wind might abate sufficiently to enable some boats to put off from the Sussex coast, provided they happened to be off a part of it where such accommodation was to be had, and rescue those upon the wreck. The lights that at intervals were visible, rather favoured the supposition that it was a populous part of the coast that the ill-starred struggling ship was driving fast upon.
There was only one chance for the people on the ship, and that was if the wind died down enough for some boats to head out from the Sussex coast, assuming they were near a spot where that was possible, to rescue those on the wreck. The lights that appeared intermittently suggested that the unfortunate ship was being driven quickly toward a crowded area of the coast.
Todd, however, did not know of that slender hope, and he gave himself up to despair.
Todd, however, didn’t know about that small glimmer of hope, and he fell into despair.
To a landsman nothing could exceed the real horrors of the scene on board the ship, and, indeed, to one well accustomed to the sea, there was quite enough to produce much terror. All but three persons connected with the working of the ship had been washed overboard during the gale. Both of the men with whom Todd had had the meeting in the cart were at the bottom of the sea, and all their struggles and smugglings were over. Todd did not know that, though.
To someone who doesn’t go to sea, nothing could compare to the real horrors of what was happening on the ship, and even for someone used to the ocean, there was plenty to inspire fear. Almost everyone involved with operating the ship, except for three people, had been thrown overboard during the storm. The two men Todd had met in the cart were now at the bottom of the ocean, and all their struggles and scheming were done. Todd, however, was unaware of this.
It was quite evident to practical observers that the gale was abating, for it no longer was so steady and so continuous a wind that blew with fury over the fated ship; and although the sea still ran high, it did not break over the vessel with such thundering impetuosity.
It was pretty clear to practical observers that the storm was easing up, as the wind wasn’t blowing with the same intensity over the doomed ship; and even though the sea was still rough, it wasn't crashing into the vessel with such violent force.
A very faint glow of daylight, too, began to come over the sea.
A very faint light of day also started to appear over the sea.
If Todd had had mind enough left to look about him now, he would have seen that there was some food for hope, although not much; but the fact was, that he had so thoroughly made up his mind that all was lost, that he did not look for consolation.
If Todd had been aware enough to look around him now, he would have seen that there was some reason for hope, although not much; but the truth was, he had completely convinced himself that everything was lost, so he didn't seek any comfort.
How poor and how miserable appeared to him, at this moment, all his struggles for wealth—that wealth, for the attainment of which he had struggled through such gigantic crimes! How much happier, he could not help thinking, it would have been for him to have gone on all his life in plodding industry, than to endeavour as he had done to find a short road to fortune, and only to end in finding a short one to death.
How poor and miserable all his efforts for wealth seemed to him at that moment—wealth he had chased through such terrible crimes! He couldn't help but think how much happier he would have been if he had just lived his life with hard work, rather than trying to find a quick path to fortune, only to end up finding a quick path to death instead.
One of the seamen cried out in a loud voice—
One of the sailors yelled out loudly—
"Save themselves who can! We shall be on shore, now, in less than five minutes! We are all going now as safe as nuts!"
"Get to safety while you can! We'll be on land in less than five minutes! We're all going to be just fine!"
CHAPTER CLXIX.
TAKES A PEEP AT SOME FRIENDS OF THE READER.
For a brief space, now, in order to connect more closely the events of this narrative, we will leave Sweeney Todd to the perils and chances of the disabled ship, and the storm in the Channel, while we conduct the reader to the society of other persons, in whom it is to be presumed we are largely interested.
For a short while, to better link the events of this story, we will leave Sweeney Todd to face the dangers and uncertainties of the disabled ship and the storm in the Channel, while we take the reader to the company of other individuals, whom we can assume we are quite interested in.
In the most cheerful room of one of the prettiest houses at Brighton, facing the beach upon the Esplanade, which is unrivalled, was a rather select party.
In the brightest room of one of the loveliest houses in Brighton, overlooking the beach on the Esplanade, which is unmatched, there was a rather exclusive gathering.
That party consisted of old and well-tried friends of the reader, and when we announce of whom it was composed, it will be seen that their society is decidedly good.
That party was made up of old and trusted friends of the reader, and when we reveal who was there, it will be clear that their company is definitely enjoyable.
First of all, there was Ben the beef-eater. Poor Ben had never before been at a sea-coast town, and everything was consequently to him new and strange. Yet he felt amazingly happy, because he was surrounded by those whom he loved with all his heart; and if he had now and then a wandering thought, it was to the animals in the Tower, to whom he was accustomed, and who, no doubt, missed Ben quite as much, if not more, than he missed them.
First of all, there was Ben the beef-eater. Poor Ben had never been to a seaside town before, so everything was new and strange to him. But he felt incredibly happy because he was surrounded by the people he loved with all his heart; and if he sometimes had a wandering thought, it was about the animals in the Tower, which he was used to and who, no doubt, missed Ben just as much, if not more, than he missed them.
Then there was Tobias. Yes, Tobias was there, looking so fresh and so well, notwithstanding that he knew Sweeney Todd was at large, that it was quite a congratulation for those who felt that they were his friends to see him. The rest of the party consisted of Mr. and Mrs. Ingestrie, and Colonel Jeffrey and his young bride, and Mr. and Mrs. Oakley, so that there was really quite an assemblage in that room.
Then there was Tobias. Yes, Tobias was there, looking so fresh and well, even though he knew Sweeney Todd was still on the loose. It was a real relief for those who considered themselves his friends to see him. The rest of the gathering included Mr. and Mrs. Ingestrie, Colonel Jeffrey and his young wife, and Mr. and Mrs. Oakley, making for quite a crowd in that room.
The colonel holds a letter in his hands, and is speaking, while all eyes are turned upon him.
The colonel is holding a letter and speaking, while everyone is looking at him.
"Yes," said the colonel, "this letter is from Sir Richard Blunt, and I will read it to you, if you will be so good as to listen to it."
"Yes," said the colonel, "this letter is from Sir Richard Blunt, and I will read it to you, if you would be kind enough to listen."
"Oh, yes—yes," said everybody.
"Oh, totally—yes," said everyone.
"Very well. Here it is, then."
"Okay. Here it is."
Upon this, the colonel read as follows:—
Upon this, the colonel read the following:—
"Craven Street, London.
Craven Street, London.
"My Dear Colonel,—No news of Todd. We are sparing neither pains nor expense in tracking him; and it is an absolute impossibility that he should escape us long. Accident, I am convinced, much more than any design or luck upon his part, has had the effect as yet of keeping him out of our hands. But I do not think that it would be very difficult to count the time, in hours, between this and the period when he must be dead or a prisoner.
"Dear Colonel,—There's no news about Todd. We're putting in a lot of effort and resources to find him; it's completely impossible for him to evade us much longer. I truly believe that it's more about chance than any cleverness or luck on his side that's kept him from being caught so far. However, I don't think it would be too hard to calculate the hours until he is either dead or in captivity."
"I hope that all our dear friends with you are quite well, and that they will banish from their minds all fear of the revenge of Todd. Nothing is more improbable than that he should dream of finding his way to the obscure little village where you are. I hope all of you are benefiting much by the health-giving breezes of the ocean.
"I hope all our dear friends with you are doing well, and that they have let go of any fear of Todd's revenge. It's extremely unlikely that he would even think of making his way to the small, remote village where you are. I hope you're all enjoying the health-boosting breezes of the ocean."
"With kind regard to all, I am, my dear colonel,
"With warm regards to everyone, I am, my dear colonel,
"Yours very truly,
Sincerely,
"Richard Blunt."
"Richard Blunt."
"Still at large!" said Mark Ingestrie, upon the conclusion of the letter. "So the rascal is still at large?"
"Still out there!" said Mark Ingestrie, after finishing the letter. "So the scoundrel is still out there?"
"Yes," said the colonel; "but you hear what the magistrate says, that he will soon have him."
"Yes," said the colonel, "but you hear what the magistrate says—that he'll have him soon."
"Yes, but that is rather a hope than a certainty."
"Yes, but that's more of a hope than a sure thing."
Tobias changed colour, and Johanna turned to him, saying, in a kind tone—
Tobias blushed, and Johanna turned to him, saying in a gentle tone—
"Nay, now, Tobias, you have nothing to fear from Todd. Did you not hear what the letter said upon that point?"
"Nah, Tobias, you have nothing to worry about with Todd. Didn't you hear what the letter said about that?"
"Yes oh, yes!" replied Tobias. "I will fear nothing while you are all so good to me."
"Yes, absolutely!" replied Tobias. "I won't be afraid as long as you all are so kind to me."
"I tell's you what it is," said Ben. "That 'ere fellow is for all the world just like one of the wild beastesses as declines being tamed. We had one once as got away one night, and he swam over the river, you see."
"I'll tell you what it is," said Ben. "That guy is really just like one of those wild animals that refuses to be tamed. We had one once that got away one night, and he swam across the river, you see."
"And did you catch him?" said Tobias.
"And did you catch him?" Tobias asked.
"After a time, yes. Easy did it."
"After a while, sure. Take it easy."
"Who did it, sir?"
"Who did it, sir?"
"Easy—It ain't a who. It's a way of doing things. You take it easy, you know."
"Easy—It's not a person. It's a way of doing things. You just take it easy, you know."
"Oh, yes, I understand now."
"Oh, I get it now."
"Well, I went arter the fellow, and traced him up and down the streets on the Surrey side, till I got him into a court where there was no thoroughfare, and then I nabbed him."
"Well, I went after the guy, and followed him up and down the streets on the Surrey side, until I found him in a dead-end court, and then I caught him."
"And he did no mischief?"
"And he didn't do anything wrong?"
"None to signify. He settled a couple of old women and five or six children, that was all."
"Not much to mention. He took care of a few old women and five or six kids, and that was it."
Tobias shuddered, and the colonel said—
Tobias shuddered, and the colonel said—
"I cannot but be surprised that Sir Richard has not yet found out the retreat of Todd, and my own opinion is that he is dead."
"I'm really surprised that Sir Richard hasn't figured out where Todd is hiding, and honestly, I think he's dead."
"It is more than probable," said Ingestrie; "I have thought so several times. When he found that there was no hope for him, and that he was in a state of destitution, or something near it, which must be the fact, it is likely enough that he has laid violent hands upon himself, and his body may not be found for a long time."
"It’s very likely," said Ingestrie; "I’ve thought about it a few times. When he realized there was no hope for him and that he was nearly destitute, which must be the case, it’s quite possible that he ended his life, and his body might not be discovered for a long time."
"Well," said the colonel "let us get out for a stroll upon the beach. It will be dark in another half hour, and as there is no moon to-night, we shall not like to remain out."
"Well," said the colonel, "let's go for a walk on the beach. It'll be dark in about half an hour, and since there's no moon tonight, we won't want to stay outside."
They all rose upon this suggestion, but the evening dropped so rapidly, and several black clouds piled themselves up in the sky, that Ingestrie, after stepping out upon the balcony and looking at the weather, came back again, and said—
They all got up at this suggestion, but evening fell so quickly, and several dark clouds gathered in the sky, that Ingestrie, after stepping out onto the balcony and checking the weather, came back and said—
"You had better remain in, all of you. I have seen enough of the sea, and heard enough of the wind, to prophesy that this will be a rough night in the Channel."
"You all should stay inside. I've seen enough of the sea and heard enough of the wind to predict that it's going to be a rough night in the Channel."
"Will there be a storm, Mark?" said Johanna.
"Is there going to be a storm, Mark?" Johanna asked.
"There will be a very good imitation of one, you may depend, if not a real one."
"There will definitely be a really good imitation of one, you can count on that, if not the real thing."
"If there should be," said the colonel, "you will be rather surprised, for, I can tell you, that a gale off this coast is no joke. You would be truly amazed at the violence with which a regular south-western sets upon this shore."
"If there is," said the colonel, "you'll be pretty surprised, because, let me tell you, a storm off this coast is no joke. You would be really shocked at how violently a typical southwester hits this shore."
"I can easily imagine it," said Mark Ingestrie. "See, it darkens every minute, and what an angry look that small cloud right away in the horizon has."
"I can totally picture it," said Mark Ingestrie. "Look, it’s getting darker every minute, and that small cloud way out on the horizon looks so angry."
"It has, indeed," said Johanna, as she clung to the arm of her husband. "Do you think, Mark, that any poor souls will be wrecked to-night?"
"It really has," Johanna said, holding onto her husband's arm. "Do you think, Mark, that any poor souls will be stranded tonight?"
"Probably enough; but the coast of Suffolk and the Irish Channel will be the worst. It will be child's play here in comparison."
"Probably enough; but the coast of Suffolk and the Irish Channel will be the worst. It will be a breeze here in comparison."
A strange booming noise came across the sea at this moment, and the colonel cried out—
A strange booming noise came across the sea at that moment, and the colonel shouted—
"Is that a gun, or is it thunder?"
"Is that a gun, or is it thunder?"
"Thunder!" said Ingestrie; "hark! there it is again! There is a storm some forty or fifty miles off. It's right away in the German Ocean, most likely; but only look now even, dark as it is getting, how the sea is rising, and what an odd seething condition it is getting into."
"Thunder!" said Ingestrie; "listen! There it is again! There's a storm about forty or fifty miles away. It's probably way out in the North Sea; but just look, even though it's getting dark, how the sea is rising and how weirdly it's churning."
They all stood on the balcony and looked out towards the sea. The surface of it was to the eye only undulating quite gently, and yet, strange to say, it was rapidly covering with white foam, and that from no perceptible cause, for as yet the wind was a mere trifle.
They all stood on the balcony and looked out at the sea. To the eye, its surface was only gently undulating, and yet, strangely enough, it was quickly becoming covered with white foam, and that was without any obvious reason, since the wind was almost nonexistent.
"How is that?" said Johanna. "The sea is not very rough, and yet it is all white."
"What's that about?" Johanna asked. "The sea isn't very rough, but it's all white."
"It is the worst sign of bad weather," said Ingestrie. "The commotion has begun below the surface in some mysterious way, and that white foam which you see each moment rapidly increasing is cast up; but soon the whole surface will begin to heave, and then you will find out what a storm is."
"It’s the worst sign of bad weather," Ingestrie said. "Something’s stirring beneath the surface in a mysterious way, and that white foam you see quickly growing is being thrown up; but soon the whole surface will start to swell, and then you’ll really see what a storm looks like."
"We may hear it," said the colonel; "but if this darkness continues, I doubt very much if we shall be able to bring any other of our senses into requisition upon the occasion."
"We might hear it," said the colonel; "but if this darkness keeps up, I really doubt we'll be able to use any of our other senses in this situation."
"Hush!" said Tobias, "what is that?"
"Quiet!" Tobias said, "What’s that?"
He held up his hand as he spoke, and as they were then all profoundly still, a strange, low, wailing sound came over the water.
He raised his hand as he spoke, and as they all fell completely quiet, a strange, quiet wailing sound floated over the water.
"What can it be?" said Johanna.
"What could it be?" Johanna asked.
"Only the gale," smiled Ingestrie. "It's coming, now. That's the sigh of the wind over the water. You will soon hear it, I can tell you. Now, only notice how still everything is. There, look how that bird flies in a terrified manner close to the ground. It knows that the gale is coming. The sound you heard with intense listening, you will be able now to hear without listening at all. It will force itself upon your notice. Hilloa! There it comes! Look at the sea!"
"Just the wind," Ingestrie smiled. "It’s on its way now. That’s the wind sighing over the water. You’ll hear it soon, I promise. Just notice how quiet everything is. Look at how that bird is flying low to the ground, all scared. It knows the wind is coming. The sound you strained to hear will soon be impossible to ignore. It will demand your attention. Hey! Here it comes! Look at the ocean!"
A few miles out from the shore the sea seemed to rise like a wall of water, tipped with a ridge of foam, and then down it came with such a splash and a roar, that it was plainly heard on the shore, and then, in a moment or two, the impulse so given communicated itself to the whole of the sea, and it was fearfully agitated. With a roar and a shriek, the gale swept on, and from that moment conversation was almost out of the question.
A few miles off the coast, the sea looked like it was rising up like a wall of water, topped with a crest of foam, and then it crashed down with such a splash and roar that it could clearly be heard on shore. In a moment, the energy from that wave spread throughout the entire sea, causing it to churn violently. With a roar and a screech, the wind surged on, and from that point, talking was nearly impossible.
The ladies of the party were glad to get into the house again, and in a little time the colonel and Ingestrie found it anything but comfortable to remain in the balcony; and as the night had fairly set in, they likewise retreated.
The women at the party were happy to get back inside the house, and after a while, the colonel and Ingestrie found it pretty uncomfortable to stay on the balcony; since night had completely fallen, they also went back inside.
The gale lasted the whole of the evening, and when our friends retired to rest it seemed to be rather increasing than otherwise. It was still dark when Ingestrie was awakened from his sleep by a knocking at the door of his room.
The storm went on all evening, and when our friends went to bed, it seemed to be getting stronger instead of letting up. It was still dark when Ingestrie was stirred awake by a knock at his door.
"Hilloa!" he said; "who's there?"
"Hey there!" he said; "who's there?"
"It is I," said Colonel Jeffrey. "Will you get up, Mr. Ingestrie? It is nearly morning, and they say a ship is going down about a couple of miles off the coast."
"It’s me," said Colonel Jeffrey. "Will you get up, Mr. Ingestrie? It’s almost morning, and they say a ship is going down a couple of miles off the coast."
"I'm coming!" cried Ingestrie, as he sprang out of bed and dressed himself with amazing rapidity. "If it does go down, it will not be the only one that finds the bottom of the Channel to-night."
"I'm coming!" shouted Ingestrie, as he jumped out of bed and got dressed in a flash. "If it does sink, it won't be the only one that hits the bottom of the Channel tonight."
When he reached the lower part of the house, he found the colonel and Ben waiting for him.
When he got to the lower part of the house, he saw the colonel and Ben waiting for him.
"This has been an awful night," said the colonel.
"This has been a terrible night," said the colonel.
"Well, I don't know," said Ingestrie; "for I have been fast asleep."
"Well, I don’t know," Ingestrie said, "because I’ve been fast asleep."
"Asleep!" cried Ben; "I couldn't get a wink of sleep but once, and then I dreamt I was a mermaid. Why, what with the howling of the wind, which is a great deal worse than our lioness when she wants her knuckle of beef, and the washing of the water, I couldn't rest at all."
"Asleep!" shouted Ben; "I barely got any sleep at all, and when I finally did, I dreamed I was a mermaid. With the wind howling like our lioness when she wants her beef and the sound of the waves crashing, I just couldn't relax."
"The voice of the wind," said Ingestrie, "always has the effect of sending me fast asleep. But you said something of a ship in distress, did you not?"
"The voice of the wind," Ingestrie said, "always makes me fall asleep really quickly. But you mentioned something about a ship in trouble, right?"
"Yes. They say that in the offing there is a large ship, and that she is evidently water-logged, and must go down, unless she drives ashore."
"Yes. They say that there's a big ship on the horizon, and that she’s clearly taking on water and will sink unless she beaches herself."
"The deuce she must! Let us run down to the beach at once, and see what we can do."
"The heck she must! Let's head down to the beach right now and see what we can do."
With this, they all three left the house, and made the best of their way to the beach along the execrable shingle of the Brighton coast. It was far from being an easy task to proceed, for the wind was terrific, and now and then, when they did reach the beach, there came a sea washing in, that drenched them with spray.
With that, the three of them left the house and made their way to the beach along the awful pebbles of the Brighton coast. It was far from easy to continue, as the wind was strong, and occasionally, when they finally reached the beach, waves came crashing in, soaking them with spray.
A crowd of people had collected upon the coast; some were holding up lanterns on the end of poles, and many were prepared with ropes to cast to the aid of any of the crew of the vessel that might swim to the shore.
A crowd had gathered on the coast; some were holding lanterns on poles, while many were ready with ropes to throw to any crew members from the ship who might swim to shore.
"There she is," said Ingestrie; "I see her! It's a small craft, and she is a wreck already."
"There she is," said Ingestrie; "I see her! It's a small boat, and she's already a wreck."
"She must go down, then?" said the colonel.
"Does she have to go down, then?" asked the colonel.
"I don't know. She is drifting in shore, but evidently quite unmanageable. She is a sheer hulk. If they had the least control over her, they could run her in in ten minutes on to the beach; but she is going about like a log."
"I don't know. She's drifting toward the shore, but clearly quite uncontrollable. She's a massive hulk. If they had any control over her, they could get her onto the beach in ten minutes; but she's just floating around like a log."
"Then, she may go down in deep water yet?"
"Then, is she still going to go into deep water?"
"In truth, she may."
"Honestly, she might."
"Here are plenty of boats?"
"Are there plenty of boats?"
"Boats? My dear friend, there never was a boat yet that could live in such a sea as this. It is out of the question. You find no one makes the attempt, and I am quite sure that among the hardy fishermen of this place, there are many would do so if it were at all practicable; but it is most certain that death in the surf would be the result."
"Boats? My dear friend, there has never been a boat that could survive a sea like this. It's not possible. You won't find anyone trying, and I'm sure that among the tough fishermen here, many would attempt it if it were even remotely feasible; but it's clear that death in the waves would be the outcome."
"I fear it would, indeed."
"I really think it would."
"There she goes!" cried a voice.
"There she goes!" shouted a voice.
"Eh?" said Ben, turning round and round, "I don't see anybody in the female line."
"Eh?" Ben said, spinning around, "I don't see anyone on the women's side."
"The ship!" cried Ingestrie. "They mean the ship. But she is not gone yet. There she is, still. Do you see her, colonel, like a tub upon the water? There, right away, by yon light-coloured cloud."
"The ship!" yelled Ingestrie. "They’re talking about the ship. But she hasn’t left yet. Look, there she is! Do you see her, colonel, like a tub floating on the water? Right over there, by that light-colored cloud."
"I do—I do!"
"I do—I do!"
The ship had not gone down. She had only settled for a moment or two in the trough of the sea; and it was now quite evident that the wreck was rapidly drifting towards the shore, so that there was an expectation that it might strike in shallow water, and so give the crew a chance of escape from death.
The ship hadn’t sunk. It had just briefly settled in the low part of the sea; and it was now clear that the wreck was quickly drifting toward the shore, creating hope that it might hit shallow water, giving the crew a chance to escape from drowning.
CHAPTER CLXX.
MARK INGESTRIE RESCUES A SHIPWRECKED MAN.
The scene now upon the beach at Brighton was one of the most exciting that can well be imagined. No one who has not stood upon a beach under such circumstances, and seen a brave ship battling with the waters, can have any real idea of it.
The scene on the beach at Brighton was one of the most thrilling sights imaginable. No one who hasn’t stood on a beach in such circumstances and watched a courageous ship fighting against the waves can truly understand it.
Language is too weak to paint the feelings of such a conjunction of circumstances. It is so hopeless a thing to stand upon the shore, and listen to the wind roaring in its fury, and to see the waves dashing in mad gyrations hither and thither, while a few frail and creaking timbers only keep some poor mortals from sinking into the sea, which, like a seething cauldron, seems ready to devour them, that it is enough to unman the stoutest heart.
Language is too inadequate to express the emotions of such a combination of events. It's a hopeless situation to stand on the shore, listening to the wind howling violently and watching the waves crash wildly in every direction, while a few weak and creaking pieces of wood barely keep some unfortunate souls from sinking into the ocean, which, like a boiling pot, seems poised to swallow them whole. It's enough to shake the courage of even the strongest heart.
No wonder that persons with kindly sympathies and gentle feelings towards human nature, such as Colonel Jeffrey and Mark Ingestrie undoubtedly had, should suffer acutely to see others so suffer.
It's no surprise that people with kind sympathies and gentle feelings for human nature, like Colonel Jeffrey and Mark Ingestrie, would feel deeply pained to witness others in distress.
If there had been any likelihood of a boat reaching the ill-fated ship, Ingestrie would have been the first to propose such a measure, and the first, with hand and heart, to carry it out; but there was no such likelihood. Our friend had seen too much of service afloat, and was by far too good a sailor to suppose for an instant that any boat could live for a cable's length from the shore in such a sea as that!
If there was any chance of a boat reaching the doomed ship, Ingestrie would have been the first to suggest it and the first to put it into action, wholeheartedly. But there was no chance at all. Our friend had experienced too much time at sea and was way too good a sailor to think for even a moment that any boat could survive even a short distance from shore in such rough waters!
"Is it quite impossible to aid them?" said the colonel.
"Is it really impossible to help them?" said the colonel.
"Quite," said Ingestrie, "unless they strike close in shore. Then, something may, perhaps, be done."
"Right," said Ingestrie, "unless they come in close to shore. Then, maybe something can be done."
"Ay, sir," said a weather-beaten boatman who stood close to Ingestrie, "you are right there. If they only drift a little further in, and are still afloat, when the keel touches ground they may get ashore some of them."
"Yeah, sir," said a weathered boatman who stood near Ingestrie, "you're spot on. If they drift just a bit further in and are still floating when the keel hits the ground, some of them might make it ashore."
"No boat," said the colonel, "could reach her?"
"No boat," the colonel said, "could reach her?"
"Boat, sir! My little bit of a craft will do now and then things that one ought not to expect, from anything in the shape of a boat; but that surf would toss it up like a piece of cork, and it would only be making bad worse to draw a few brave fellows from land here, because others are going down at sea."
"Boat, sir! My small vessel can occasionally do things you wouldn't expect from any boat; but that surf would toss it around like a piece of cork, and it would only make matters worse to pull a few brave guys from the shore here, because others are going down at sea."
"You are right," said Ingestrie. "Do you happen to know the craft out yonder?"
"You’re right," said Ingestrie. "Do you know about the ship out there?"
"No, sir. She is so swept clear, that it would be hard to know her if she were one's own; but I don't think she belongs to this port at all."
"No, sir. She's so completely removed from her origins that it would be tough to recognize her even if she were someone you knew; but I don't think she belongs in this port at all."
"The gale is going down a bit."
"The storm is easing up a bit."
"It is, sir. Don't you see it's coming in puffs like—It won't last much longer."
"It is, sir. Can't you see it's coming in puffs like—It won't last much longer."
"Gone!" cried a hundred voices at once.
"Gone!" shouted a hundred voices all at once.
"No—no!" cried Ingestrie. "Don't say that."
"No—no!" cried Ingestrie. "Don't say that."
A wild shriek came across the surface of the water, and the ship that had been doing battle with the winds and the waves, disappeared.
A wild scream echoed across the surface of the water, and the ship that had been struggling against the winds and the waves vanished.
"Oh, this is, indeed, terrible," said Colonel Jeffrey. "It is too horrible!"
"Oh, this is really awful," said Colonel Jeffrey. "It's just terrible!"
"It is, indeed!" cried Ingestrie. "There is but one chance now of doing any good, and that is in case any poor fellow should get washed on shore through the surf with a few sparks of life in him. Hilloa, my men! Get out your tackle, and let us look out for the survivors. Some one may try to fight for it yet."
"It really is!" shouted Ingestrie. "There's only one chance left to do any good, and that's if some poor guy gets washed ashore through the surf still holding on to a bit of life. Hey, everyone! Get your gear, and let's search for survivors. Someone might still be fighting for it."
The sailors and boatmen upon the beach were charmed with the idea that they might be able to do some good in this way; and as they soon found that Ingestrie knew perfectly well what he was about, they listened to his orders, in the course they should take, and obeyed them with alacrity and skill.
The sailors and boatmen on the beach were excited by the idea that they could help in this way; and when they realized that Ingestrie knew exactly what he was doing, they followed his instructions on what course to take and obeyed them eagerly and skillfully.
He had some of the long line connected with the fishing-nets, and to which corks were attached, cast out into the sea by the aid of little kedge anchors, so that the waves did not bring them back again, and as the other ends of the lines were held firmly on the shore, any one might be struggling for life amid the surf, would have had a good chance of preservation by laying hold of one of those lines.
He had some of the long lines attached to the fishing nets, with corks connected to them, cast out into the sea using small anchors so that the waves wouldn't pull them back. Since the other ends of the lines were securely held on the shore, anyone struggling for their life in the surf would have had a good chance of being saved by grabbing onto one of those lines.
"We may do some good," said Ingestrie, as he tied one end of one of the ropes round his waist.
"We might do some good," said Ingestrie, as he tied one end of the rope around his waist.
"What are you about?" said the colonel.
"What are you doing?" said the colonel.
"Oh, nothing. Do not fancy I am going to throw myself into the waves. But if I should chance to see any poor soul struggling for life, it would take something to prevent me from going after him."
"Oh, nothing. Don't think I'm going to throw myself into the waves. But if I happen to see someone in trouble, it would take a lot to stop me from going after them."
"But think of yourself."
"Just think about yourself."
"Oh, I cannot come to any sort of harm, you know. They will easily be able to haul me on shore, you perceive, by the other end of the rope, and I have been rather used to fighting my way through the waves."
"Oh, I won't come to any harm, you know. They can easily pull me to shore with the other end of the rope, and I'm pretty used to battling my way through the waves."
"Heaven speed you, if the occasion for your doing so again should arise, my gallant friend. Far be it from me to dissuade you against such an attempt; and I am sure that even she who loves you best of all, would be the first to encourage you."
"Good luck to you, if the chance to do it again comes up, my brave friend. I would never try to talk you out of such an effort; and I’m sure that even the one who loves you the most would be the first to cheer you on."
"Of course she would."
"She definitely would."
"All lost, sir," said a sailor.
"Everything's gone, sir," said a sailor.
"No, don't say that!" cried Ingestrie. "Where is that night glass that some one had here a little while ago?"
"No, don’t say that!" cried Ingestrie. "Where's that night vision goggles that someone had here a little while ago?"
"Here, sir."
"Here you go, sir."
Ingestrie placed the telescope to his eye, and looked fixedly in the direction of the wreck. He then handed it to the sailor, and said—
Ingestrie put the telescope to his eye and stared intently at the wreck. He then passed it to the sailor and said—
"Who has a good hold of the end of this rope that is about me?"
"Who has a firm grip on the end of this rope around me?"
"All's right, sir. There will be no lack of hands with that. But you don't mean to go through the surf, sir?"
"Everything’s good, sir. We’ll have plenty of people for that. But you’re not planning to go through the surf, are you?"
"I see a human being struggling with the foam, and from his actions he is no swimmer. I cannot stand here and see him die, while there is a chance of saving him. Hark you! Don't wait for me to sing out, but use your own eyes, and begin to pull in the moment you see me close with him. The dawn is coming rapidly, and you will see better each moment. Now, I'm off."
"I see a person struggling in the waves, and from what they're doing, it's clear they're not a swimmer. I can’t just stand here and watch them die when there's a chance to save them. Listen up! Don’t wait for me to shout; use your own eyes and start pulling them in as soon as you see me get close. The sun is rising quickly, and you'll see better with each passing moment. Now, I’m going."
"For the love of Heaven be careful!" cried the colonel.
"For the love of God, be careful!" shouted the colonel.
Ingestrie smiled, and then dashed into the roaring, bubbling surf of the sea, with the rope round his waist.
Ingestrie smiled and then sprinted into the crashing, foamy waves of the sea, with the rope tied around his waist.

Mark Ingestrie Risks His Own Life To Save Todd.
Mark Ingestrie puts his life on the line to save Todd.
A loud cheer burst from the throats of all present, as the heroic action was witnessed. If anything had been wanting, which it was not, to urge the gallant Mark Ingestrie on his brave and noble adventure, that cheer would have done it; but amid the roar and din of the water about his ears, it is doubtful if he could have heard it at all, or any noise of ten times the intensity.
A loud cheer erupted from everyone present as they witnessed the heroic act. If there had been anything lacking, which there wasn't, to encourage the brave Mark Ingestrie on his daring and noble quest, that cheer would have done it; but with the roar and chaos of the water around him, it’s uncertain whether he could have heard it at all, or any noise ten times louder.
The figure in the sea, that had attracted the attention of Ingestrie, was now plainly perceived by the colonel, and by all who were upon the beach. To the practised eyes of the sailors then present, it was evident that the body must be lashed to some very buoyant substance, which enabled it to keep afloat, not-withstanding the roll of the sea, and the breaking of the waves over it. The person was evidently not swimming, although, by the wash of the tide, and the set of the wind, he was being driven into shore.
The figure in the sea that had caught Ingestrie's attention was now clearly seen by the colonel and everyone else on the beach. To the experienced eyes of the sailors present, it was obvious that the body must be tied to something very buoyant, allowing it to stay afloat despite the rolling waves and the crashing surf. The person clearly wasn't swimming, even though the current and the wind were pushing him toward the shore.
Mark Ingestrie felt that his only chance of getting through the surf was to dive under it, and that manoeuvre he executed with a skill that few could have commanded and to the admiration and delight of all the spectators of his heroic conduct, he appeared outside the roaring edge of the sea, quite able to swim gallantly towards the shipwrecked man.
Mark Ingestrie believed that his only way to get through the waves was to dive under them, and he pulled off the move with a skill that few could match. To the admiration and delight of all the onlookers witnessing his heroic actions, he emerged beyond the crashing surf, fully ready to swim bravely toward the shipwrecked man.
As he had said, the dawn was coming fast now, so that there was no great difficulty in seeing him, and in watching, with some degree of accuracy, his movements.
As he had said, dawn was approaching quickly now, making it easy to see him and to observe, with some accuracy, his movements.
"He will do it!" said the colonel.
"He'll do it!" said the colonel.
"Do it?" said the sailor who had the first hold of the rope that was round the body of Mark Ingestrie. "Do it? Of course he will. The man who has the heart and hand to try these sort of things, always does them."
"Do it?" said the sailor who had the first grip on the rope around Mark Ingestrie's body. "Do it? Of course he will. The guy who has the guts and determination to try this kind of thing always goes through with it."
"I believe you are right, my friend," said the colonel.
"I think you're right, my friend," said the colonel.
"I know I am, sir. I have seen too much of this sort of thing, and if I had not been a little out of sorts in my larboard leg, I should have gone; but I'm not all right, you see, sir, so it won't do. Ah, there he has him! It's all right enough—I told you so."
"I know I am, sir. I've seen too much of this kind of thing, and if I hadn't been a bit off because of my left leg, I would have gone; but I'm not feeling great, you see, sir, so it won't work. Ah, there he has him! It's all good—I told you so."
The progress of Ingestrie was watched by many eyes with the most intense interest. Under no circumstances was distance so deceiving as at sea; and although the black object in the water, which the practised eye of Ingestrie had shown him, was a man, appeared to be only just without the line of the surf, he (Ingestrie) knew that the distance was, in reality, much greater, and that he would have a good swim through those troubled waters before he could get within arm's-length of the shipwrecked person. To be sure, as the body was drifting to the shore, he made better progress, and the distance between him and it was diminished much more rapidly than as if it had been stationary.
The progress of Ingestrie was closely monitored by many with deep interest. Distance at sea can be incredibly misleading; even though the dark shape in the water, which Ingestrie’s trained eye recognized as a person, seemed to be just outside the surf line, he understood that the actual distance was much greater and that he would have to swim through those rough waters for a considerable time before he could reach the shipwrecked individual. Fortunately, as the body was drifting toward the shore, he made better headway, and the gap between him and it closed much faster than if it had been stationary.
Colonel Jeffrey distinctly saw Ingestrie reach the body, at length, and the sailor who had hold of the rope, likewise saw him, and he sung out—
Colonel Jeffrey clearly saw Ingestrie finally reach the body, and the sailor who was holding the rope saw him too, and he shouted—
"Now, pull away; but easy, my lads—a steady pull, and no jerking, or you will hinder him instead of helping. That's it—easy now, easy."
"Now, pull back; but carefully, guys—a steady pull, and no yanking, or you’ll hold him back instead of helping. That’s it—nice and easy now, nice and easy."
"Ah!" said Ben, who had come down to the beach to see what was going on. "Easy does everything, as I always said. Pray, Colonel Jeffrey, what unfortunate animal is that you are dragging out of the water?"
"Ah!" said Ben, who had come down to the beach to see what was happening. "Take it easy, like I always say. Please, Colonel Jeffrey, what unfortunate creature are you pulling out of the water?"
"Don't you know, Ben?"
"Don’t you know, Ben?"
"Not I. But I suppose it is some poor half-drowned fellow from the ship."
"Not me. But I guess it’s some poor half-drowned guy from the ship."
"It is that, as well, I hope; but the person who is with him, and who is being hauled to the shore, is no other than our friend, Mr. Ingestrie."
"It is that, I hope; but the person with him, who is being dragged to the shore, is none other than our friend, Mr. Ingestrie."
"What, Johanna's husband?"
"What, Johanna's husband?"
"The same."
"Same here."
"Oh, lor! oh, lor! I'm afraid easy won't do it then, and that my little girl will be a widow. Give me hold of the rope. If pulling will do it, I'll soon have him on shore again all right. The idea, now, of a man, with the nicest young creature of a wife in the world, going into the sea at the end of a rope, and covering himself all over with froth and sea-weed! Oh, dear! oh, dear! It's truly dreadful, it is; and easy certainly don't do it."
"Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness! I'm afraid that just being gentle won't work, and that my little girl is going to be a widow. Hand me the rope. If pulling will do the trick, I’ll have him back on shore in no time. Can you believe that a man, with the sweetest young wife in the world, is going into the sea at the end of a rope and getting himself all covered in foam and seaweed? Oh, dear! Oh, dear! It’s really terrible, it is; and being gentle definitely won’t cut it."
Ben would have lent his aid to pull the rope, but the colonel kept him back, as it was not strength but skill and tact that in the process was required, and the rope was in the hands of men who had both.
Ben wanted to help pull the rope, but the colonel held him back, since it wasn't just strength that was needed, but skill and strategy, and the rope was being handled by men who had both.
It was clear that Ingestrie had got hold of the floating object, whatever it was, and that, as he was pulled into shore, he brought it with him. When he reached the edge of the surf again, a quick pull brought him at once through it, and a couple of the sailors, dashing into the waters, got a hold of him, and drew him right up on to the beach between them.
It was obvious that Ingestrie had grabbed the floating object, whatever it was, and as he was pulled to shore, he brought it along. When he reached the edge of the surf again, a swift tug pulled him through it, and a couple of the sailors, rushing into the water, caught hold of him and dragged him right up onto the beach between them.
Half a dozen more brought to the shore the body of a man, tied to a plank of wood.
Half a dozen more brought to the shore the body of a man, tied to a plank of wood.
Poor Mark was nearly exhausted. He was just able only to smile faintly in answer to the colonel's anxious inquiries.
Poor Mark was almost wiped out. He could just manage a faint smile in response to the colonel's worried questions.
"He must be carried home," said the colonel. "Lend me some assistance, my brave fellows, to do so."
"He needs to be taken home," said the colonel. "Help me out, my brave friends, to make that happen."
"No—no!" Ingestrie managed just to say faintly. "Take him—take him!"
"No—no!" Ingestrie could only say weakly. "Take him—take him!"
He pointed to the man whom he had rescued, and the colonel immediately said,
He pointed to the man he had saved, and the colonel immediately said,
"Make yourself easy about him, my dear friend. The sailors will carry him to the house, and if the vital spark has not quite fled, you shall have the pleasure of knowing that you have saved him. But it is yourself that I wish to have got home."
"Don't worry about him, my dear friend. The sailors will take him to the house, and if there's still a chance for him, you’ll get the joy of knowing you saved him. But I really want you to get home safely."
"Can you walk?" said Ben.
"Can you walk?" Ben asked.
"I—don't think—I will try."
"I don't think I'll try."
Poor Ingestrie did try, but he was really so completely exhausted by the efforts he had made, that it was quite evident that he was unequal to the task of walking along the shingle.
Poor Ingestrie did try, but he was just so completely worn out from the efforts he had made that it was clear he wasn't able to walk along the shingle.
"Give it up," said Ben. "You can't do it."
"Give it up," Ben said. "You can't pull it off."
"He must be carried," said the colonel.
"He needs to be carried," said the colonel.
"To be sure he must," said Ben; "and this is the way to do it."
"Of course he has to," Ben said, "and this is how to do it."
With these words, Ben did not hesitate another moment, but taking Mark Ingestrie in his arms as though he had been an infant, he walked over the pebbly beach with him as easily as though he had been only a very ordinary kind of bundle to carry.
With that, Ben didn't hesitate for a second. He picked up Mark Ingestrie as if he were a baby and strolled across the pebbly beach with him as effortlessly as if he were just a regular bundle to carry.
As he went on, it occurred to Ben that Johanna might see him carrying her husband home, and might imagine that some fearful accident had happened to him, so, by way of putting an end to that idea, he kept crying out as he got near the house—
As he continued, it dawned on Ben that Johanna might see him bringing her husband home and think that some terrible accident had occurred, so to put that thought to rest, he kept shouting as he approached the house—
"Here we are! All alive and kicking! It's only a joke. All alive—alive O! Here we are! it's only a joke! All alive! alive! and ready for feeding time!"
"Here we are! All alive and well! Just kidding. All alive—alive! Oh! Here we are! It's just a joke! All alive! Alive! And ready for mealtime!"
CHAPTER CLXXI.
A RATHER IMPORTANT DISCOVERY IS MADE.
The man, who appeared to be the only one at all—dead or alive—who was preserved from the wreck of the ship off the coast of Sussex, was carried to the house where all our friends were staying, and being taken into the kitchen, was there placed in the care of a couple of medical men, who were hastily sent for, and who quickly restored animation to the seemingly drowned person. It was reported to Ingestrie that the stranger was all right, and as he himself had by that time thoroughly recovered, and had changed his saturated apparel for a dry suit, the news gave him the liveliest satisfaction.
The man, who seemed to be the only one—dead or alive—saved from the shipwreck off the coast of Sussex, was taken to the house where all our friends were staying. In the kitchen, he was put in the care of a couple of doctors who were quickly called and soon revived the seemingly drowned man. It was reported to Ingestrie that the stranger was fine, and by that time, he had fully recovered and changed out of his soaked clothes into a dry suit, which brought him great relief.
"Well," he said, "it is something that I have not gone through that tremendous surf in vain."
"Well," he said, "I haven't faced that huge surf for nothing."
"Yes, Mark," said Johanna, with the tears starting to her eyes, "but we must, indeed, get away from the sea-coast, and then you cannot be tempted to expose your life in such adventures. Only think of what might be the consequences!"
"Yes, Mark," Johanna said, tears starting to fill her eyes, "but we really need to get away from the coast, and then you won't be tempted to risk your life in such dangerous adventures. Just think about what could happen!"
"Yes," said the colonel. "It is hardly fair, although, at the moment, one cannot help admiring the heroism of the act."
"Yes," said the colonel. "It's hardly fair, but right now, you can't help but admire the bravery of the act."
"I don't know how it can be avoided," said Ingestrie. "If you see a poor fellow struggling for his life, and you feel that you may save him at a little risk to yourself, it seems a strange thing not to do it."
"I don't know how it can be avoided," said Ingestrie. "If you see someone struggling to survive, and you think you can save them with just a little risk to yourself, it seems odd not to help."
"It does," said old Mr. Oakley, "and I should be the last to say no to the noble impulse; only if there are to be many storms off his coast, I shall second the resolution of Johanna that you ought to live somewhere else."
"It does," said old Mr. Oakley, "and I would be the last to say no to the noble intention; but if there are going to be many storms off his coast, I support Johanna's suggestion that you should live somewhere else."
"And so shall I," said Arabella.
"And so will I," said Arabella.
"And I," said Tobias.
"And I," said Tobias.
"He's better, they say," cried Ben, popping his head into the room. "The doctors say he is better, and that, after he has had a sleep, he will be all right."
"He's doing better, they say," shouted Ben, sticking his head into the room. "The doctors say he's improving, and that after he gets some sleep, he'll be fine."
"The sailor belonging to the ship you mean?" said the colonel, "What sort of a person is he, Ben?"
"The sailor from the ship you're talking about?" said the colonel. "What kind of person is he, Ben?"
"Haven't seen him yet, so can't tell; but they have made up a good fire in the back kitchen, and he is lying on a sofa there, and going to sleep, and the doctor says it will do him no good to disturb him, or bother him by talking."
"Haven't seen him yet, so I can't say; but they've built a nice fire in the back kitchen, and he's lying on a sofa there, getting some sleep. The doctor says it's best not to disturb him or bother him with conversation."
"It certainly will not," said Ingestrie. "It matters very little to us who he is, poor fellow. He is saved—that is the principal thing."
"It definitely won't," said Ingestrie. "It doesn't matter much to us who he is, poor guy. He's safe—that's what really matters."
"Yes," said Johanna, "that is everything; and, at all events, Mark, there is one human being who through life, let his position and prospects be what they may, must look upon you as his friend and preserver."
"Yes," said Johanna, "that’s everything; and no matter what happens, Mark, there’s one person in this world who, no matter their situation or future, will always see you as their friend and savior."
"Ah!" said poor Tobias, "We should all be very happy if Sweeney Todd were but in the hands of justice. It is very strange why I tremble so to-day at the thought of him; and I did not tremble yesterday."
"Ah!" said poor Tobias, "We would all be so much happier if Sweeney Todd were in the hands of justice. It's really strange why I feel so anxious today just thinking about him when I didn't feel this way yesterday."
"You have no occasion to tremble to-day, nor yesterday either, Tobias," said Arabella. "Remember how surrounded you are by your best friends, and remember, likewise, that, after all, Todd is but a man, and by this time he must be but a poor, weak, dispirited one, and much more intent upon devising means for his own safety, than in carrying out his revenges."
"You don’t need to be scared today, or yesterday either, Tobias," said Arabella. "Keep in mind that you’re surrounded by your closest friends, and also remember that, after all, Todd is just a man, and by now he’s probably a weak, defeated one, more focused on figuring out how to protect himself than on getting back at anyone."
"If, indeed, he lives," said the colonel.
"If he really lives," said the colonel.
"Just so," said Ingestrie. "My opinion will very much incline to the idea that he is dead, if Sir Richard Blunt does not very shortly get some news of him."
"Exactly," said Ingestrie. "I’ll definitely lean towards the idea that he’s dead if Sir Richard Blunt doesn’t hear any news about him soon."
"That will be a pity," said Tobias, "unless it can be proved past all dispute, for while it continues only a likely thing, the dread of him will still cling to my heart, and I shall never be happy."
"That would be a shame," said Tobias, "unless it can be proven beyond any doubt, because as long as it's just a possibility, the fear of him will still linger in my heart, and I won’t ever be happy."
"Nay, Tobias," said the colonel, "you must pluck up a spirit. The probability is now, that Sweeney Todd, let him be where he may, is much more afraid of meeting you than you can possibly be of meeting him."
"Nah, Tobias," said the colonel, "you need to get some courage. The truth is, Sweeney Todd, wherever he is, is probably way more scared of running into you than you could ever be of running into him."
"I wish I thought so," said Tobias. "But only look now how sweetly the sun is peeping out on the water after the storm there. This is very beautiful."
"I wish I could believe that," said Tobias. "But just look at how beautifully the sun is coming out on the water after the storm over there. It's really beautiful."
Tobias walked to the window; and his praise of the beauty of the morning caused the breakfast-table to be, in a very few minutes, completely deserted. To be sure, the praise that the imaginative boy had lavished upon the young day, was by no means misapplied; for a more lovely day than that which broke over Brighton, after that terrific gale in the Channel, could not be conceived. It seemed as if the good genii of earth, sea, and sky, were striving to banish from the minds of all the inhabitants of that place the recollections of the frightful storm that had made the world dismal and terrific.
Tobias walked to the window, and his admiration for the beauty of the morning quickly left the breakfast table empty. The praise that the imaginative boy showered on the young day was certainly well-deserved, as there couldn’t have been a more beautiful day than the one that dawned over Brighton after that intense storm in the Channel. It felt as if the benevolent spirits of the earth, sea, and sky were working to erase from everyone’s minds the memories of the terrifying storm that had made the world bleak and dreadful.
"Indeed, it is lovely," said Johanna, "Who, now, to look at that placid sheet of water, with scarce a ripple upon its surface to reflect the sunbeams, would think that only a few hours ago, it presented a scene of such fury that it was a shuddering terror to look upon it?"
"Absolutely, it’s beautiful," Johanna said. "Who, looking at that calm body of water, barely disturbed by ripples reflecting the sunlight, would believe that just a few hours ago, it displayed a scene so violent it was terrifying to even gaze upon?"
"And yet," said Ingestrie, "it is these varieties that make the great world beautiful."
"And yet," Ingestrie said, "it's these differences that make the world so beautiful."
"Not a doubt of it; but they require more stern minds than mine, Mark, to stand them."
"There's no doubt about it, but they need stronger minds than mine, Mark, to handle them."
The party now, finding that the day was so delightful, sallied out to the beach to make some inquiry among the sailors and boatmen, concerning the damage that the gale had done. The moment Mark Ingestrie appeared with his friends, he was recognised as the person who had performed the gallant exploit of going through the surf to the rescue of the shipwrecked man, and he became immediately the observed of all observers.
The group, realizing how perfect the day was, headed out to the beach to ask the sailors and boatmen about the damage caused by the storm. As soon as Mark Ingestrie showed up with his friends, everyone recognized him as the brave person who went through the waves to save the shipwrecked man, and he quickly became the center of attention.
This sort of homage was at once flattering and embarrassing to Johanna. She felt proud that it was her husband who was entitled to so much popular consideration and respect, and yet, with her natural timidity of disposition, she shrank from sharing it with him.
This kind of praise was both flattering and awkward for Johanna. She was proud that her husband received so much public admiration and respect, but her natural shyness made her want to distance herself from it.
Some eager inquiries were made of Ingestrie now, regarding the man he had saved, and it was a great gratification to him to be enabled to state that he was doing well, although he had not himself seen him since he grappled with him in the water, and brought him to the beach.
Some curious questions were asked of Ingestrie about the man he had saved, and it made him very happy to say that he was doing well, even though he hadn't seen him since he pulled him out of the water and got him to the shore.
A few fragments only of the wreck had been washed to the shore, but nothing that could in any way enable them to identify the vessel; so that that was a species of information that must come from the man who had been saved, whenever he should be able to go through the fatigue of an interview with his friend and his deliverer.
Only a few pieces of the wreck had been washed ashore, and there was nothing that could help them identify the ship; so the information they needed would have to come from the man who was rescued, whenever he was able to go through the effort of talking with his friend and his rescuer.
After an hour's stroll upon the beach, the party, at a slow pace, returned to the house they had hired during their stay at Brighton. The moment they got to the door, the colonel's servant appeared with his horse, which he had ordered to be ready for him at twelve o'clock.
After an hour’s walk on the beach, the group, moving at a leisurely pace, returned to the house they had rented during their time in Brighton. As soon as they reached the door, the colonel’s servant showed up with his horse, which he had asked to be ready for him at noon.
"Just walk him up and down," said the colonel, to the man; "I shall be ready in a few minutes. Hilloa! my friend, Hector, are you here?"
"Just walk him back and forth," said the colonel to the man. "I’ll be ready in a few minutes. Hey! My friend Hector, are you here?"
The dog was with the horse, and the man said, touching his hat—
The dog was with the horse, and the man said, tipping his hat—
"We were half a mind, sir, to let Hector loose last night during the storm, for he is a famous fellow in the water; but knowing how much you valued him, we were afraid to do so."
"We were considering letting Hector go last night during the storm, since he's really great in the water; but knowing how much you valued him, we hesitated."
"I am glad you didn't," said the colonel. "You were quite right to keep him shut up. I would not have him come to any mischief for any money."
"I’m glad you didn’t," said the colonel. "You were completely right to keep him locked up. I wouldn’t want him to get into any trouble for any amount of money."
The colonel entered the house, and when he and all his friends had got into the drawing-room, they sent for a servant to inquire how the poor wrecked man was getting on; and after a little time, one of the domestics of the house came to say that he was up and sitting, dressed, in the front kitchen, and would be happy to see, and to thank those who had saved him from death in the raging sea.
The colonel walked into the house, and once he and all his friends were in the living room, they called for a servant to ask how the unfortunate man was doing. After a little while, a member of the household staff came to say that he was up and sitting, dressed, in the front kitchen, and would be glad to see and thank those who had saved him from drowning in the stormy sea.
"Shall we have him up here?" said the colonel.
"Should we bring him up here?" said the colonel.
"Yes, if you please," said Ingestrie; "and, I daresay, a glass of wine won't hurt him, while he tells us the name of his ship, poor fellow, and who and what he is."
"Yes, if you don't mind," said Ingestrie; "and I bet a glass of wine won't hurt him while he tells us the name of his ship, the poor guy, and who he is."
"Certainly not," said Mr. Oakley. "I will get out the decanter."
"Definitely not," said Mr. Oakley. "I'll get the decanter."
"Allow me, my dear," said Mrs. Oakley. "You know you always break every glass that you interfere with."
"Let me do it, my dear," Mrs. Oakley said. "You know you always break every glass you touch."
"Oh, stuff!"
"Aw, man!"
"But I say, Mr. Oakley, that you do."
"But I say, Mr. Oakley, that you do."
"Easy does it," said Ben, in his deepest bass voice. "Easy does it, I say—Easy!"
"Take it easy," said Ben, in his deepest bass voice. "Take it easy, I say—Easy!"
"How cold I am," said Tobias.
"How cold I am," Tobias said.
"Cold, Tobias!" said Ingestrie. "My good fellow, we will have a fire if you are cold."
"Cold, Tobias!" said Ingestrie. "My friend, we'll get a fire going if you're cold."
"Oh, no—no. Not on my account, Mr. Ingestrie, I shall be better soon; but I feel as if something were going to happen. My heart beats so fearfully, and at the same time, I shake as if—as if—I know not what."
"Oh, no—no. Not because of me, Mr. Ingestrie, I’ll be fine soon; but I feel like something is going to happen. My heart is racing so badly, and at the same time, I’m shaking as if—as if—I don’t even know what."
"Give him a glass of wine," said Ingestrie to Johanna.
"Give him a glass of wine," Ingestrie said to Johanna.
Tobias took the glass of wine, and it evidently did him some good; but yet he looked ill and uneasy. Orders were given that the shipwrecked man should be shown up to the drawing-room, for they were all curious to know to what ship he had belonged, and how many had fallen victims to the frightful gale that had made the vessel such a complete wreck.
Tobias picked up the glass of wine, and it clearly helped him a bit; however, he still looked sick and anxious. They instructed that the shipwrecked man be brought up to the living room because everyone was eager to find out which ship he had been on and how many people had died in the terrible storm that had ruined the vessel.
"He is coming, poor fellow," said the colonel. "I hear his footsteps on the stairs. He comes slowly. No doubt he is weak yet."
"He’s coming, poor guy," said the colonel. "I can hear his footsteps on the stairs. He’s moving slowly. He’s definitely still weak."
"Poor fellow!" sighed Johanna. "Have the wine ready to give him at once, mother. It will put some heart into him. What must be his feelings towards you, Mark?"
"Poor guy!" sighed Johanna. "Get the wine ready to give him right away, mom. It will lift his spirits. How do you think he feels about you, Mark?"
"Come now," said Ingestrie; "don't plague him, any of you, about his being saved by me, and all that sort of thing. Just say nothing about it. Sailors are no great orators, at the best of times, and if he begins to make a speech about his gratitude, you may depend he will never get to the end of it."
"Come on," said Ingestrie; "don't bother him, any of you, about being saved by me and all that. Just don’t mention it. Sailors aren't great speakers, even at their best, and if he starts giving a speech about his gratitude, you can bet he won’t finish it."
"Yes; but he ought to know," said Mrs. Oakley, "who he owes his life to, under providence."
"Yes, but he should know," Mrs. Oakley said, "who he owes his life to, thanks to fate."
"Hem!" said Ben. He never liked to hear Mrs. Oakley begin to use religious phrases, as they had a tendency to remind him of the late Mr. Lupin.
"Hem!" said Ben. He never liked hearing Mrs. Oakley start using religious phrases, as they reminded him too much of the late Mr. Lupin.
The door of the drawing-room opened, and all eyes were eagerly bent in that direction. A servant came in, and said—
The door to the living room opened, and everyone’s attention turned eagerly that way. A servant walked in and said—
"The poor man is here, if you please. Is he to come in, now? He seems rather timid."
"The poor guy is here, if you don't mind. Should he come in now? He looks a bit shy."
"Oh, yes," said Ingestrie, "let him come in, by all manner of means, poor fellow. He and I made acquaintance in the sea, and we ought to be good friends, now."
"Oh, yes," said Ingestrie, "let him come in, of course, poor guy. We got to know each other at sea, and we should be good friends now."
A tall, gigantic figure marched three paces into the room.
A tall, huge figure walked three steps into the room.
"Todd!" shouted Tobias. "It is Todd!"
"Todd!" shouted Tobias. "It's Todd!"
It was Sweeney Todd! With one glance round the room, he recognised an enemy in every face. With a perfect yell of fear and rage, he turned, and dashed down the staircase. The servant who had conducted him up to the drawing-room, and whom he met in his way, he knocked down with one blow, and in another moment he was in the street. The colonel's horse was close to the door. Todd felled the man who held it by a blow on the top of the head, that took him so suddenly, he could not guard against it, and then springing upon the horse, the murderer raised another wild unearthly kind of shout, and set off at a gallop.
It was Sweeney Todd! With a quick look around the room, he saw an enemy in every face. With a terrifying shout of fear and anger, he turned and rushed down the staircase. The servant who had shown him to the drawing room, whom he encountered on his way, he knocked down with one punch, and in another moment he was out on the street. The colonel's horse was right by the door. Todd knocked out the man holding it with a hit to the head that took him by surprise, and then jumping onto the horse, the murderer let out another wild, otherworldly scream and took off at a gallop.

Todd Seizes The Colonel's Horse, Mounts, And Makes Another Escape.
Todd grabs the Colonel’s horse, climbs on, and makes another getaway.
So sudden—so totally unexpected, and so appalling had been the presence of Todd in the drawing-room, that if a spectre had appeared among the people there assembled, and they had had no possible means of escaping from the belief that it was a spectre, they could not have been more confounded than they were upon this occasion.
So sudden—so completely unexpected and so shocking was Todd's presence in the drawing room that if a ghost had shown up among the people gathered there, and they had no way to convince themselves it wasn't a ghost, they couldn't have been more bewildered than they were at that moment.
Poor Tobias, after uttering the exclamation that we have recorded, fell flat upon the floor. Ben swung backwards in his chair, and went with a tremendous crash right away into a corner. Ingestrie and the colonel rose together, and impeded each other in their efforts to follow Todd. Johanna, shrieking, clung to Ingestrie, and Arabella made a vain attempt to delay the colonel.
Poor Tobias, after shouting the line we’ve noted, collapsed onto the floor. Ben tipped back in his chair and crashed into a corner with a loud thud. Ingestrie and the colonel got up at the same time, getting in each other's way as they tried to follow Todd. Johanna, crying out, clung to Ingestrie, while Arabella made a futile effort to stop the colonel.
"By Heaven he is off!" cried the colonel, as he heard the clatter of the horse's feet.
"By Heaven, he's gone!" shouted the colonel as he heard the clatter of the horse's hooves.
"No!" shouted Ingestrie; "it cannot be!"
"No!" shouted Ingestrie; "it can't be!"
"Easy does it," said Ben, from the corner into which he had fallen. "Easy—Easy!"
"Take it easy," said Ben, from the corner he had fallen into. "Easy—Easy!"
"Johanna, unhand me, I implore you," cried Mark Ingestrie. "Do you wish the murderer to be lost sight of? Come on, colonel—you and I must engage in this pursuit. God of Heaven! the idea of me saving Todd from the waves!"
"Johanna, let me go, please," cried Mark Ingestrie. "Do you want to lose track of the murderer? Come on, Colonel—you and I need to join this pursuit. Oh my God! The thought of me saving Todd from the waves!"
The colonel and Ingestrie seized their hats, and rushed down the stairs, tumbling over the servant in the hall. The next object they came across was the groom who had had charge of the horse. They found him sitting on the pavement, looking as confused as possible.
The colonel and Ingestrie grabbed their hats and hurried down the stairs, stumbling over the servant in the hallway. The next person they encountered was the groom who had taken care of the horse. They found him sitting on the ground, looking completely bewildered.
"Which way has he gone?" cried the colonel.
"Which way did he go?" shouted the colonel.
"The—the man. Round that corner, and Hector has gone after him, like mad, sir. Oh, dear!"
"The— the guy. Turn that corner, and Hector has chased after him, like crazy, sir. Oh, no!"
"Hector? Then he will be taken, for I will back Hector to hang upon him like grim death. Come with me to the nearest stable, Ingestrie, and let us get horses! Come—come!"
"Hector? Then he will be taken, because I will back Hector to cling to him like grim death. Come with me to the nearest stable, Ingestrie, and let’s get horses! Come—come!"
CHAPTER CLXXII.
THE PURSUIT OF TODD ON THE LONDON ROAD.
The whole of these proceedings had really come with such a rush upon the senses of Mark Ingestrie, that he might well have been excused had he not been able to act with the energy that he did; but the strong desire to capture Sweeney Todd, and so to put an end to all the doubts and fears that were felt concerning him, upon the parts of those to whom he was fondly attached, roused the young man to action.
The entire situation had hit Mark Ingestrie so suddenly that he could have been forgiven for not responding with the energy he did; however, the strong urge to catch Sweeney Todd and clear up all the worries and fears that his loved ones felt about him motivated the young man to take action.
Colonel Jeffrey was cooler than Ingestrie in the affair; but he was not a whit the less determined upon that account.
Colonel Jeffrey was more composed than Ingestrie in the situation; however, he was no less determined because of it.
In the course of seven or eight minutes at the outside, they were both mounted, and as there were plenty of people who could tell them in which direction Todd had gone, they were soon upon his track.
In about seven or eight minutes at most, they were both mounted, and since there were plenty of people who could point them in the direction Todd had gone, they quickly got on his trail.

Todd Pursued By The Colonel And Mark.
Todd pursued by the Colonel and Mark.
Todd had taken the London Road, and had really got a considerable distance onward, and if he had been, which he was far from being, a good horseman, there is very little doubt but that he would either have led his pursuers a long distance, or possibly escaped them altogether, for the animal that he rode was one that in skilful hands would have done wonders.
Todd had taken the London Road and had made quite a distance, and if he had been, which he definitely wasn’t, a good rider, there’s no doubt he would have either led his pursuers on a long chase or maybe even escaped them completely, because the horse he was riding was one that in skilled hands could have accomplished amazing things.
It was no small aggravation to Colonel Jeffrey to be pursuing his own horse, while he himself was mounted upon a hack that was by no means equal to it.
It was quite frustrating for Colonel Jeffrey to be chasing after his own horse while he was riding a less capable hack.
Skill, however, will get more work out of an indifferent steed than absolute ignorance will achieve from a first-rate one, so that after getting to the top of a rising ground about three miles out of Brighton, our friends saw Todd not three quarters of a mile in advance, coasting a little water-course to find a safe place to cross at. Notwithstanding the distance was great, the colonel knew his own horse in a moment.
Skill, however, will get more work out of a mediocre horse than complete ignorance will get from a top-notch one, so after reaching the top of a rise about three miles outside of Brighton, our friends spotted Todd not more than three-quarters of a mile ahead, skimming along a small stream to find a safe spot to cross. Despite the distance, the colonel recognized his own horse right away.
"Come on, Ingestrie," he said. "There he is!"
"Come on, Ingestrie," he said. "There he is!"
"Are you sure?"
"Are you really sure?"
"Quite. That's the rascal. Ah, there he goes through the water! The horse will carry him well across it, but he did not know that, so it is a bold step. On—on!"
"Definitely. That's the little troublemaker. Ah, there he goes through the water! The horse will get him across just fine, but he didn’t realize that, so it’s a daring move. On—on!"
They had let their horses come rather easy up the ascent, for the colonel was too good a horseman to break down his steed, merely with an useless burst, when there might be a chase before it of some twenty or thirty miles yet, for all he knew to the contrary; and so, as the country, from the hill-top, sloped very gently right away to the north, they got on wonderfully, and without giving the cattle too much to do.
They allowed their horses to climb the hill at a relaxed pace because the colonel was experienced enough not to wear out his horse with a pointless sprint, especially since there could be a chase ahead that stretched for twenty or thirty miles. And so, from the hilltop, as the land sloped gently to the north, they made great progress without overexerting the animals.
To keep Todd in sight was everything now, for in that case they felt certain that they must eventually have him. From his actions, it did not seem that he was at all aware of his being so closely pursued, but suddenly they saw him pull up on an eminence and turn his horse's head in the direction of Brighton. They saw him shade his eyes with his hands, and take a long look, and then by the sudden start that he gave, and which caused the horse to plunge in alarm, they knew that he had seen them, and that from that moment he would strain every nerve to escape.
Keeping Todd in sight was everything now, because if they could do that, they were sure they'd eventually catch him. From what he was doing, he didn't seem at all aware that he was being closely followed, but suddenly they saw him stop on a rise and turn his horse's head towards Brighton. They watched as he shielded his eyes with his hands and took a long look, and then the sudden jolt he gave caused the horse to rear in alarm. They realized then that he had seen them, and from that moment on, he would do everything he could to escape.
The slight pause that Todd had made in order to look back and see if he were pursued or not, had given his foes the advantage of about one hundred yards, for they had pushed on during that pause with renewed vigour; but now bending low in the saddle, it was evident that he was doing his best to urge the colonel's horse onwards, and it went like the wind.
The brief moment Todd took to glance back and check if he was being chased had allowed his enemies to gain about a hundred yards, as they had surged forward with newfound energy during his pause. But now, crouched low in the saddle, it was clear he was doing everything he could to push the colonel's horse forward, and it was speeding like the wind.
"There he goes, colonel!" cried Ingestrie. "That pace will do for us pretty quickly. He is leaving us behind fast enough."
"There he goes, Colonel!" shouted Ingestrie. "At that speed, we'll be left behind in no time. He's pulling away from us pretty quickly."
"He is, by Heaven, and if he gets to a turn of the road, there is no knowing what fox-like trick he may play us. On—on, Ingestrie! There is no help for it, but to do our very best."
"He is, for heaven's sake, and if he reaches a bend in the road, who knows what clever trick he might pull on us. Come on, Ingestrie! We just have to give it our all."
For another minute and a half, now, not a word was exchanged between the friends. The road did take a turn, and for some time they were out of all sight of Todd, but the moment they themselves got round the elbow of the road, the colonel raised a shout of gratification, and then cried—
For another minute and a half, not a word was exchanged between the friends. The road took a turn, and for a while, they lost sight of Todd, but as soon as they rounded the bend, the colonel shouted with satisfaction and then exclaimed—
"There he is! He has had a fall. On—on!"
"There he is! He’s taken a fall. Come on—let's go!"
Todd was in the middle of the road-way trying to mount the horse, from which it would appear as though he had been thrown, for the creature was rearing in evident alarm, and swerving every time that Todd put his foot in the stirrup. Maddened, then, at the idea that each moment his foes were gaining upon him, Todd made such a vigorous effort to mount, that he succeeded in doing so, although both his feet were out of the stirrups. He clung to the horse with desperation, and kicked it violently with his heels, striking it at the same time on the head violently with his clenched fist.
Todd was in the middle of the road trying to get on the horse, from which it looked like he had been thrown, as the animal was rearing up in clear panic and swerving every time Todd tried to put his foot in the stirrup. Frustrated at the thought that his enemies were getting closer by the second, Todd made a determined effort to get on the horse, and he managed to do so, even though both his feet were out of the stirrups. He clung to the horse desperately, kicking it hard with his heels while also striking its head forcefully with his clenched fist.
The animal was driven half crazy by such unusual treatment, and after plunging and rearing for a few seconds, set off at such a gallop as no one could have believed any mortal horse could have achieved.
The animal was driven nearly crazy by such strange treatment, and after bucking and rearing for a few seconds, took off at a gallop that no one would have believed any ordinary horse could reach.
"Off again!" cried the colonel. "I could have shot him, I think, Ingestrie, just now."
"Off again!" shouted the colonel. "I could have shot him, I think, Ingestrie, just now."
"Then, why, in the name of all that's tantalising, did you not do so?"
"Then why, for all that's tempting, didn't you do that?"
"Why, to tell the truth, I was afraid of hitting the horse. If it had kept still for a moment, it would have been all right; but I could not be certain of my aim as it was. Now, mind, we must have him, and I think he begins to find that fact out."
"Honestly, I was worried about hitting the horse. If it had just stayed still for a moment, everything would have been fine; but I couldn't be sure of my aim as it was. Now, just so you know, we need to get him, and I think he’s starting to realize that."
Certainly, if any judgment could be come to, by the desperate manner in which Todd rode, it would appear as though he considered his career as all but at an end. Oh, how at that time he roared and raved that he had no fire-arms, by the aid of which he might turn and cope with his foes! If he had only had but a pair of pistols, he thought that not only would he have escaped, but escaped likewise with the intense gratification of destroying two of his enemies; but, then, he was totally unarmed, and if they should succeed in coming up with him, he had not even the means of self-destruction about him.
Certainly, if any conclusion could be drawn from the desperate way Todd rode, it seemed like he thought his career was almost over. Oh, how he yelled and complained that he didn’t have any firearms to defend himself against his enemies! He believed that if he had just a couple of pistols, not only would he have gotten away, but he would also have the satisfying opportunity to take out two of his foes. But he was completely unarmed, and if they caught up with him, he didn’t even have a way to protect himself.
Indifferent horseman, however, as Todd was, even he could not help seeing that he was far better mounted than those who were pursuing him and so, from that circumstance, he gathered just a faint hope that he might distance them by knocking up their steeds. From what he had already experienced of the mettle of the horse he had got hold of so providentially for him, he felt certain that if his pursuers were obliged to come to a pause only for a quarter of an hour, he should be able to place such a distance between him and them, that he might consider himself to be in comparative, if not absolute safety.
Indifferent horseman that Todd was, he still noticed that he was much better mounted than those chasing him. From this fact, he held onto a small hope that he could outrun them by tiring out their horses. Based on what he had already seen of the stamina of the horse he had found so fortunately, he was sure that if his pursuers had to stop for just fifteen minutes, he could put enough distance between himself and them to feel relatively safe, if not completely secure.
To accomplish such a result, then, he felt that his plan was to keep right on within their sight, and let them sooner be tired out by the unwonted exertions that they would compel their inefficient cattle to make, with the vain hope of overtaking him. But Todd had to do with a man, in Colonel Jeffrey, who was quite equal to such an emergency.
To achieve this, he thought his best strategy was to stay within their view and let them tire themselves out, forcing their weak cattle to make unnecessary efforts in a futile attempt to catch up with him. But Todd was up against Colonel Jeffrey, a man who was more than capable of handling such situations.
A stern chace is a long chace, but an escape even at considerable speed is a weary affair, with a foe directly behind; and the colonel calculated that allowing Todd all the difference in speed between the horses, it would be yet a long distance before he could throw them back so far that they would not be in a position to take advantage of any accident that might occur to him.
A tough chase is a long one, but escaping even at high speed is exhausting when there's an enemy right behind you; and the colonel figured that even giving Todd the advantage in speed between the horses, it would still be a long way before he could create enough distance so that they wouldn't be able to capitalize on any mishap that might happen to him.
"Cool and easy, Ingestrie," he said; "it's a question of time, now. The longer we can keep our horses on their legs, the better for us. Don't urge your horse too much."
"Relax, Ingestrie," he said; "it's just a matter of time now. The longer we can keep our horses going, the better it will be for us. Don’t push your horse too hard."
Todd had now reached a very wild and romantic part of the road. It wound through a cutting in a mass of chalk, which, as it would be impossible to surmount, and a tedious thing to go round, had been very roughly levelled to the width of a road, and the sides were covered with rank vegetation, for successive rains had washed down upon the face of the chalk a facing of loam, from which had sprung up gigantic weeds, and innumerable wild flowers.
Todd had now arrived at a wild and romantic stretch of the road. It twisted through a cut in a mass of chalk, which was impossible to climb over and a hassle to go around, so it had been roughly flattened to the width of a road. The sides were covered with thick vegetation, as repeated rains had washed down a layer of soil over the chalk, allowing giant weeds and countless wildflowers to thrive.
Todd had got about half way through this place, when, from the other end of it, there came a party of five horsemen.
Todd had gotten about halfway through this place when a group of five horsemen appeared from the other end.
One man rode at the head of the party upon a black horse, which had evidently gone far that day. Todd and this man met face to face, and they simultaneously pronounced each other's names.
One man rode at the front of the group on a black horse, which clearly had traveled a lot that day. Todd and this man came face to face and simultaneously said each other's names.
"Sir Richard Blunt!" shrieked Todd.
"Sir Richard Blunt!" yelled Todd.
"Sweeney Todd!" said the magistrate.
"Sweeney Todd!" said the judge.
"Stop him!" shouted Ingestrie, as he and the colonel just got a sight of the horsemen beyond Todd. "Stop him!"
"Stop him!" shouted Ingestrie, as he and the colonel caught sight of the horsemen beyond Todd. "Stop him!"
With a yell, like that which might be supposed to come from a fiend, Todd swerved from the grasp of Sir Richard Blunt, who made a dart at his throat, and then, drawing up his knees, he gave his horse the rein, and darting past Sir Richard, he dashed right into the midst of the party of officers, who were behind, and fairly broke his way through them.
With a shout, like something out of a horror movie, Todd dodged the reach of Sir Richard Blunt, who lunged for his throat. Then, pulling up his knees, he loosened the reins and sped past Sir Richard, crashing right into the group of officers behind him and forcing his way through them.
"Not yet—not yet!" he shouted. "Ha!—ha! not yet!"
"Not yet—not yet!" he yelled. "Ha!—ha! not yet!"
"Fire!" cried Sir Richard Blunt.
"Fire!" shouted Sir Richard Blunt.
The sharp report of four holster-pistols sounded in the narrow road-way. Todd fell from his horse, and, terrified by the shots, the steed went off without him at a mad gallop.
The loud bang of four pistols echoed down the narrow road. Todd fell off his horse, and scared by the gunfire, the horse took off without him at a frenzied run.
Twice Todd rolled over, and grasped handfuls of chalk and dust from the road; and then he lay upon his back profoundly still. In an instant, Sir Richard Blunt dismounted; and then Colonel Jeffrey and Mark Ingestrie rode up to the spot.
Twice Todd turned over and grabbed handfuls of chalk and dust from the road; then he lay on his back, completely still. In an instant, Sir Richard Blunt got off his horse; then Colonel Jeffrey and Mark Ingestrie rode up to the scene.
"You have—have—" cried Ingestrie.
"You have—have—" shouted Ingestrie.
"Yes, at last, Mr. Ingestrie," said Sir Richard. "I had some information that he was hovering about the coast, and came here to see you all. I am sorry to defraud the gallows of its due: but there lies Todd!"
"Yes, finally, Mr. Ingestrie," said Sir Richard. "I heard he was lingering around the coast, and I came here to see you all. I apologize for robbing the gallows of its rightful due: but there lies Todd!"
A couple of the officers now dismounted, while the others held their horses, and they dragged the wretched man to the side of the road.
A couple of the officers now got off their horses, while the others held them, and they pulled the unfortunate man to the side of the road.
"Is he dead?" said Ingestrie.
"Is he dead?" asked Ingestrie.
"No," said Todd, opening his eyes. "He still lives to curse you all! I—"
"No," Todd said, opening his eyes. "He’s still alive to curse you all! I—"
It was evident that he wished to say more; but he was bleeding internally, and he began to struggle with the volumes of blood that rose to his throat. With a horrible shriek, he rolled over on to his face, and then, after one sharp convulsion of his limbs, he lay perfectly still.
It was clear that he wanted to say more, but he was bleeding internally, and he started to fight against the blood that was rising in his throat. With a terrible scream, he turned onto his face, and then, after a sudden convulsion of his limbs, he lay completely still.
One of the officers turned him round again. One glance at the face was sufficient. The guilty spirit of Sweeney Todd had fled at last to its account!
One of the officers turned him around again. Just a single look at the face was enough. The guilty spirit of Sweeney Todd had finally escaped to face its judgment!
"Dead," said Sir Richard Blunt. "Let the body lie here, and we will all ride on to Brighton, and from there send some conveyance for it. Mr. Ingestrie and you, Colonel Jeffrey, are witnesses of his end, and I can only say that I feel now as if a heavy weight were lifted off my breast. The good, and the kind, and true, need no longer live in fear of the wild vengeance of this man. Let us hope that Heaven will have more mercy upon his guilty soul than ever he had consideration for the sufferings of others."
"Dead," said Sir Richard Blunt. "Let the body stay here, and we’ll all ride on to Brighton, from where we’ll arrange for it to be transported. Mr. Ingestrie and you, Colonel Jeffrey, witnessed his death, and I can only say that I feel as if a heavy weight has been lifted off my chest. The good, kind, and true no longer have to live in fear of this man's wild vengeance. Let’s hope that Heaven shows more mercy to his guilty soul than he ever showed consideration for the suffering of others."

The Death Of Sweeney Todd.
The Death of Sweeney Todd.
CHAPTER CLXXIII.
THE CONCLUSION.
We have little to say in conclusion, now that the chief actor in the fearful Domestic Drama it has been our fate to record, is no more. Todd was buried in the old church-yard at Brighton, but no record of the spot where the murderer's bones decayed was preserved.
We have very little to say in conclusion, now that the main character in the terrible Domestic Drama we've had to document is gone. Todd was buried in the old graveyard at Brighton, but no record was kept of the place where the murderer's remains rested.
Sir Richard Blunt lived long to enjoy the respect and the admiration of all who knew him, and died full of years and honours.
Sir Richard Blunt lived long enough to earn the respect and admiration of everyone who knew him, and he died at an old age, full of honors.
The sunshine of the existence of Johanna and Mark was perfectly unclouded, and the colonel and Arabella, likewise, presented a true picture of connubial felicity. In due time Tobias was married to her whom he loved so well; and as he got older and more used to the world, that timidity of disposition that Todd by his cruelties had induced, entirely left him.
The bright life of Johanna and Mark was completely clear, and the colonel and Arabella also showed a real picture of marital happiness. Eventually, Tobias married the woman he loved so much; and as he grew older and more experienced, the shyness that Todd's cruel actions had caused him completely faded away.
Ben did not marry after all, and he never ceased to congratulate himself upon his escape. Mr. and Mrs. Oakley were happy in the happiness of Johanna.
Ben didn't marry after all, and he never stopped congratulating himself on his escape. Mr. and Mrs. Oakley were happy in Johanna's happiness.
The mad-house at Peckham was completely pulled down, and in the well at the back of it was found the skeleton of the wretched victim of Fogg's villany. It was by his own hand that Fogg really died.
The insane asylum in Peckham was completely demolished, and in the pit at the back of it, they found the skeleton of the unfortunate victim of Fogg's evil deeds. It was by his own hand that Fogg truly perished.
Often as Johanna would sit on a winter's evening, with her children climbing upon her knee, she would, with a faltering voice, tell them what their dear father had suffered to procure for her and for them The String of Pearls.
Often as Johanna would sit on a winter evening, with her children climbing on her knee, she would, with a shaky voice, tell them what their dear father had suffered to provide for her and for them The Pearl Necklace.
PUBLISHED BY E. LLOYD, SALISBURY-SQUARE, FLEET-STREET.
PUBLISHED BY E. LLOYD, SALISBURY-SQUARE, FLEET-STREET.
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