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The Missing Will

Hercule Poirot Solves an Extraordinary Case
by Agatha Christie

The problem presented to us by Miss Violet Marsh made a rather pleasant change from our usual routine work. Poirot had received a brisk and businesslike note from the lady asking for an appointment, and he had replied, asking her to call upon him at eleven o’clock the following day.

The issue brought to us by Miss Violet Marsh was a nice break from our usual routine. Poirot got a quick and professional note from her requesting a meeting, and he responded by asking her to come see him at eleven o’clock the next day.

She arrived punctually—a tall, handsome young woman, plainly but neatly dressed, with an assured and businesslike manner—clearly, a young woman who meant to get on in the world. I am not a great admirer of the so-called New Woman myself, and in spite of her good looks, I was not particularly prepossessed in her favor.

She arrived on time—a tall, attractive young woman, dressed simply but neatly, with a confident and professional demeanor—clearly a young woman determined to succeed in life. I'm not a big fan of the so-called New Woman myself, and despite her good looks, I wasn't particularly impressed by her.

“My business is of a somewhat unusual nature, M. Poirot,” she began, after she had accepted a chair. “I had better begin at the beginning and tell you the whole story.”

“My business is a bit unusual, M. Poirot,” she started, after sitting down. “I should probably start from the beginning and tell you the whole story.”

“If you please, mademoiselle.”

"If you would, mademoiselle."

“I am an orphan. My father was one of two brothers, sons of a small yeoman farmer in Devonshire. The farm was a poor one, and the eldest brother, Andrew, emigrated to Australia, where he did very well indeed, and by means of successful speculation in land became a very rich man. The younger brother, Roger, my father, had no leanings toward the agricultural life. He managed to educate himself a little, and obtained a post as a clerk in a small firm. He married slightly above him; my mother was the daughter of a poor artist. My father died when I was six years old. When I was fourteen, my mother followed him to the grave. My only living relation then was my Uncle Andrew, who had recently returned from Australia and bought a small place in his native county, Crabtree Manor. He was exceedingly kind to his brother’s orphan child, took me to live with him, and treated me in every way as though I were his own daughter.

“I’m an orphan. My dad was one of two brothers, sons of a small farmer in Devon. The farm was poor, and the older brother, Andrew, moved to Australia, where he did really well and became quite wealthy through smart land investments. The younger brother, Roger, my dad, wasn’t interested in farming. He taught himself a bit and got a job as a clerk at a small company. He married someone a bit above his status; my mom was the daughter of a struggling artist. My dad passed away when I was six. Then, when I was fourteen, my mom passed away too. The only family I had left was my Uncle Andrew, who had just returned from Australia and bought a small place in his home county, Crabtree Manor. He was incredibly kind to his brother’s orphaned child, took me in, and treated me like I was his own daughter.”

“Crabtree Manor,” she pursued, “in spite of its name, is really only an old farmhouse. Farming was in my uncle’s blood, and he was intensely interested in various modern farming experiments. Although kindness itself to me, he had certain peculiar and deeply rooted ideas as to the upbringing of women. Himself a man of little or no education, though possessing remarkable shrewdness, he placed little value on what he called ‘book knowledge.’ He was especially opposed to the education of women. In his opinion, girls should learn practical housework and dairy work, be useful about the home, and have as little to do with book-learning as possible. He proposed to bring me up on these lines, to my bitter disappointment.

“Crabtree Manor,” she continued, “despite its name, is really just an old farmhouse. Farming was in my uncle’s blood, and he was really into various modern farming experiments. While he was nothing but kind to me, he held some strange and deeply ingrained beliefs about raising women. Although he had little formal education, he was incredibly sharp and didn’t value what he called ‘book knowledge.’ He was particularly against educating women. In his view, girls should learn practical skills like housework and dairy work, be helpful around the house, and have as little to do with academics as possible. He planned to raise me this way, which was a huge disappointment for me.

“I rebelled frankly. I knew that I possessed a good brain, and had absolutely no talent for domestic duties. My uncle and I had many bitter arguments on the subject, for though much attached to each other, we were both self-willed. I was lucky enough to win a scholarship, and up to a certain point was successful in getting my own way. The crisis arose when I resolved to go to Girton. I had a little money of my own, left me by my mother, and I was quite determined to make the best use of the gifts God had given me. I had one long final argument with my uncle. He put the facts plainly before me. He had no other relations, and he had intended me to be his sole heiress. As I have told you, he was a very rich man. If I persisted in these ‘newfangled notions’ of mine, however, I need look for nothing from him. I remained polite, but firm. I should always be deeply attached to him, but I must lead my own life. We parted on that note. ‘You fancy your brains, my girl,’ were his last words. ‘I’ve no book-learning, but for all that, I’ll pit mine against yours any day. We’ll see what we shall see.’

“I openly rebelled. I knew I had a good mind, and I had no talent for household chores. My uncle and I had many heated arguments about it because, despite our strong bond, we were both stubborn. I was fortunate enough to earn a scholarship, and for a while, I managed to get my way. The turning point came when I decided to go to Girton. I had a little money of my own, inherited from my mother, and I was determined to make the most of the talents I had. I had one last long argument with my uncle. He laid the facts out clearly. He had no other relatives, and he planned for me to be his only heir. As I mentioned, he was very wealthy. However, if I insisted on pursuing these ‘newfangled ideas’ of mine, I shouldn't expect anything from him. I remained courteous, but resolute. I would always hold him dear, but I had to live my own life. That’s how we ended our conversation. ‘You think you’re so smart, my girl,’ were his last words. ‘I may not have book smarts, but I’ll match my wits against yours any day. We’ll see what happens.’”

“That was nine years ago. I have stayed with him for a week-end occasionally, and our relations were perfectly amicable, though his views remained unaltered. He never referred to my having matriculated, nor to my B. Sc. For the last three years his health has been failing, and a month ago he died. I am now coming to the point of my visit. My uncle left a most extraordinary will. By its terms, Crabtree Manor and its contents are to be at my disposal for a year from his death—‘during which time my clever niece may prove her wits,’ the actual words run. At the end of that period, ‘my wits having proved better than hers,’ the house and all my uncle’s large fortune pass to various charitable institutions.”

“That was nine years ago. I occasionally spent weekends with him, and our relationship was completely friendly, even though his opinions never changed. He never mentioned my having graduated or my B. Sc. For the past three years, his health has been declining, and a month ago he passed away. Now I'm getting to the reason for my visit. My uncle left behind a very unusual will. According to its terms, Crabtree Manor and everything in it are at my disposal for a year after his death—‘during which time my clever niece may prove her wits,’ as the actual words say. At the end of that year, ‘with my wits having proved better than hers,’ the house and all my uncle’s significant fortune will go to various charitable organizations.”

“That is a little hard on you, mademoiselle,” commented Poirot, “seeing that you were Mr. Marsh’s only blood relation.”

"That’s a bit tough on you, miss," Poirot said, "considering you were Mr. Marsh's only relative."

“I do not look on it in that way. Uncle Andrew warned me fairly, and I chose my own path. Since I would not fall in with his wishes, he was at perfect liberty to leave his money to whom he pleased.”

“I don't see it that way. Uncle Andrew warned me clearly, and I chose my own path. Since I didn’t go along with his wishes, he was completely free to leave his money to whoever he wanted.”

“Was the will drawn up by a lawyer?”

“Did a lawyer draft the will?”

“No; it was written on a printed will-form and witnessed by the man and his wife who lived in the house and looked after my uncle.”

“No, it was written on a printed will form and witnessed by the man and his wife who lived in the house and took care of my uncle.”

“There might be a possibility of upsetting such a will?”

“There might be a chance of challenging such a will?”

“I would not even attempt to do such a thing.”

“I wouldn’t even try to do that.”

“You regard it, then, as a sporting challenge on the part of your uncle?”

"You see it, then, as a challenge from your uncle?"

“That is exactly how I look upon it.”

"That's exactly how I see it."

“It bears that interpretation, certainly,” said Poirot thoughtfully. “Somewhere in this rambling old manor house your uncle has concealed either a sum of money in notes, or possibly a second will, and has given you a year in which to exercise your ingenuity to find it.”

“It definitely suggests that,” Poirot said thoughtfully. “Somewhere in this sprawling old manor house, your uncle has hidden either a stash of cash or maybe a second will, and he’s given you a year to use your wits to find it.”

“Exactly, M. Poirot, and I am paying you the compliment of assuming that your ingenuity will be greater than mine.”

“Exactly, M. Poirot, and I'm giving you the compliment of assuming that your cleverness will surpass mine.”

“Eh, eh! But that is very charming of you. My gray cells are at your disposal. You have made no search yourself?”

“Eh, eh! But that's very sweet of you. My brain is at your service. You haven't looked yourself?”

“Only a cursory one, but I have too much respect for my uncle’s undoubted abilities to fancy that the task will be an easy one.”

“Just a quick one, but I have too much respect for my uncle’s clear talents to think that this task will be an easy one.”

“Have you the will, or a copy of it with you?”

“Do you have the will, or a copy of it with you?”

Miss Marsh handed a document across the table. Poirot ran through it, nodding to himself.

Miss Marsh passed a document across the table. Poirot went over it, nodding to himself.

“Made three years ago. Dated March 25, and the time is given also—eleven a. m.—that is very suggestive. It narrows the field of search. Assuredly it is another will we have to seek for. A will made even half an hour later would upset this. Eh bien, mademoiselle, it is a problem charming and ingenious that you have presented to me here. I shall have all the pleasure in the world in solving it for you. Granted that your uncle was a man of ability, his gray cells cannot have been of the quality of Hercule Poirot’s!”

“Made three years ago. Dated March 25, and the time is also given—eleven a.m.—which is very telling. It narrows down our search. It’s definitely another will we need to look for. A will made even half an hour later would throw this off. Well, miss, this is a charming and clever puzzle you’ve presented to me. I’ll take great pleasure in solving it for you. Given that your uncle was capable, his brain cells couldn’t have been as good as Hercule Poirot’s!”

(Really, Poirot’s vanity is blatant!)

(Seriously, Poirot's vanity is obvious!)

“Fortunately, I have nothing of moment on hand at the minute. Hastings and I will go down to Crabtree Manor tonight. The man and wife who attended on your uncle are still there, I presume?”

“Luckily, I don’t have anything important going on right now. Hastings and I are heading to Crabtree Manor tonight. The couple who took care of your uncle are still there, I assume?”

“Yes, their name is Baker.”

“Yes, they are called Baker.”

The following morning saw us started on the hunt proper. We had arrived late the night before. Mr. and Mrs. Baker, having received a telegram from Miss Marsh, were expecting us. They were a pleasant couple, the man gnarled and pink-cheeked like a shriveled pippin, and his wife a woman of vast proportions and true Devonshire calm.

The next morning, we began the hunt in earnest. We had gotten there late the night before. Mr. and Mrs. Baker, who had received a telegram from Miss Marsh, were expecting us. They were a nice couple; the man was rough around the edges and had rosy cheeks like a dried apple, while his wife was large and had a genuine calmness typical of Devonshire.

Tired with our journey, including an eight-mile drive from the station, we had retired at once to bed after a supper of roast chicken, apple pie and Devonshire cream. We had now disposed of an excellent breakfast, and were sitting in a small paneled room which had been the late Mr. Marsh’s study and living-room. A roll-top desk stuffed with papers, all neatly docketed, stood against the wall, and a big leather armchair showed plainly that it had been its owner’s constant resting-place. A big chintz-covered settee ran along the opposite wall, and the deep low window-seats were covered with the same faded chintz of an old-fashioned pattern.

Tired from our journey, which included an eight-mile drive from the station, we went to bed right after enjoying a dinner of roast chicken, apple pie, and Devonshire cream. We had just finished a delicious breakfast and were sitting in a small paneled room that had been the late Mr. Marsh’s study and living room. A roll-top desk crammed with papers, all neatly organized, was pushed against the wall, and a large leather armchair clearly showed it had been the owner’s favorite spot to relax. A big chintz-covered couch stretched along the opposite wall, and the deep low window seats were upholstered in the same faded chintz with an old-fashioned design.

Eh bien, mon ami,” said Poirot, lighting one of his tiny cigarettes, “we must map out our plan of campaign. Already I have made a rough survey of the house, but I am of opinion that any clue will be found in this room. We shall have to go through the documents in the desk with meticulous care. Naturally I do not expect to find the will among them, but it is likely that some apparently innocent paper may conceal the clue to its hiding-place. But first we must have a little information. Ring the bell, I pray of you.”

Well, my friend,” said Poirot, lighting one of his tiny cigarettes, “we need to outline our plan of action. I’ve already done a rough survey of the house, but I believe any clue will be found in this room. We’ll need to go through the documents in the desk very carefully. Of course, I don’t expect to find the will among them, but it’s likely that some seemingly innocent paper may hide the clue to where it’s kept. But first, we need a bit of information. Please ring the bell.”

I did so. While we were waiting for it to be answered, Poirot walked up and down, looking about him approvingly.

I did that. While we waited for it to be answered, Poirot walked back and forth, looking around him with approval.

“A man of method, this Mr. Marsh. See how neatly the packets of papers are docketed; and the key to each drawer has its ivory label—so has the key of the china-cabinet on the wall. And see with what precision the china within is arranged! It rejoices the heart. Nothing here offends the eye—”

“A methodical man, this Mr. Marsh. Look how neatly the packets of papers are labeled, and each drawer's key has its ivory tag—so does the key for the china cabinet on the wall. And notice how precisely the china is arranged inside! It brings joy to the heart. Nothing here is displeasing to the eye—”

He came to an abrupt pause, as his eye was caught by the key of the desk itself, to which a dirty envelope was affixed. Poirot frowned at it, and withdrew it from the lock. On it were scrawled the words “Key of Roll-top Desk” in a crabbed handwriting quite unlike the neat superscriptures on the other keys.

He suddenly stopped when he noticed the key to the desk, which had a dirty envelope attached to it. Poirot frowned at the envelope and took it out of the lock. It had the words “Key of Roll-top Desk” hastily written in a messy handwriting that was very different from the neat writing on the other keys.

“An alien note,” said Poirot, frowning. “I could swear that here we have no longer the personality of Mr. Marsh. But who else has been in the house? Only Miss Marsh; and she, if I mistake not, is also a young lady of method and order.”

“An unusual note,” said Poirot, frowning. “I could swear that we no longer have Mr. Marsh's personality here. But who else has been in the house? Only Miss Marsh; and she, if I’m not mistaken, is also a young lady of method and order.”

Baker came in answer to the bell.

Baker came in response to the bell.

“Will you fetch Madame your wife and answer a few questions?”

“Could you please bring your wife, Madame, and answer a few questions?”

Baker departed, and in a few moments returned with Mrs. Baker, wiping her hands on her apron and beaming all over her face.

Baker left and quickly came back with Mrs. Baker, wiping her hands on her apron and smiling brightly.

In a few clear words, Poirot set forth the object of his mission. The Bakers were immediately sympathetic.

In a few straightforward words, Poirot outlined the purpose of his mission. The Bakers instantly felt sympathetic.

“Us don’t want to see Miss Violet done out of what’s hers,” declared the woman. “Cruel hard, ’twould be, for hospitals to get it all.”

“None of us want to see Miss Violet miss out on what belongs to her,” the woman declared. “It would be really cruel for the hospitals to get everything.”

Poirot proceeded with his questions. Yes, Mr. and Mrs. Baker remembered perfectly witnessing the will. Baker had previously been sent into the neighboring town to get two printed will-forms.

Poirot continued with his questions. Yes, Mr. and Mrs. Baker clearly remembered seeing the will. Baker had been sent to the nearby town earlier to get two printed will forms.

“Two?” said Poirot sharply.

"Two?" Poirot asked sharply.

“Yes sir, for safety like, I suppose, in case he should spoil one—and sure enough, so he did do. Us had signed one—”

“Yes sir, for safety reasons, I guess, in case he ruined one—and sure enough, he did. We had signed one—”

“What time of day was that?”

"What time of day was that?"

Baker scratched his head, but his wife was quicker.

Baker scratched his head, but his wife was faster.

“Why, to be sure, I’d just put the milk on for the cocoa at eleven. Don’t ee remember? It had all boiled over on the stove when us got back to kitchen.”

“Of course, I was just about to put the milk on for the cocoa at eleven. Don’t you remember? It had all spilled over on the stove when we got back to the kitchen.”

“And afterward?”

"And what happens next?"

“’Twould be about an hour later. Us had to go in again. ‘I’ve made a mistake,’ says old Master, ‘—had to tear the whole thing up. I’ll trouble you to sign again.’ And us did. And afterward Master give us a tidy sum of money each. ‘I’ve left you nothing in my will,’ says he, ‘but each year I live, you’ll have this to be a nest-egg when I’m gone;’ and sure enough, so he did.”

“It would be about an hour later. We had to go in again. ‘I made a mistake,’ says the old Master, ‘—had to tear the whole thing up. I’ll need you to sign again.’ And we did. And afterward, the Master gave us a nice sum of money each. ‘I’ve left you nothing in my will,’ says he, ‘but each year I live, you’ll have this as a nest egg when I’m gone;’ and sure enough, that’s what he did.”

Poirot reflected.

Poirot thought.

“After you had signed the second time, what did Mr. Marsh do? Do you know?”

“After you signed the second time, what did Mr. Marsh do? Do you know?”

“Went out to the village to pay tradesmen’s books.”

“Went out to the village to settle the tradesmen’s accounts.”

That did not seem very promising. Poirot tried another tack. He held out the key of the desk.

That didn’t seem very promising. Poirot tried a different approach. He held out the key to the desk.

“Is that your master’s writing?”

“Is that your boss’s writing?”

I may have imagined it, but I fancied that a moment or two elapsed before Baker replied: “Yes sir, it is.”

I might have just imagined it, but it seemed to me that a moment or two went by before Baker answered, “Yes, sir, it is.”

“He’s lying,” I thought. “But why?”

“He's lying,” I thought. “But why?”

“Has your master let the house? Have there been any strangers in it during the last three years?”

“Has your master rented out the house? Have any strangers been in it during the last three years?”

“No sir.”

“Nope.”

“No visitors?”

“No guests?”

“Only Miss Violet.”

"Just Miss Violet."

“No strangers of any kind been inside this room?”

“No strangers of any kind have been in this room?”

“No sir.”

"No way."

“You forget the workmen, Jim,” his wife reminded him.

“You're forgetting the workers, Jim,” his wife reminded him.

“Workmen?” Poirot wheeled round on her. “What workmen?”

“Workmen?” Poirot spun around to her. “What workmen?”

The woman explained that about two years and a half ago workmen had been in the house to do certain repairs. She was quite vague as to what the repairs were. Her view seemed to be that the whole thing was a fad of her master’s, and quite unnecessary. Part of the time the workmen had been in the study, but what they had done there she could not say, as her master had not let either of them into the room while the work was in progress. Unfortunately they could not remember the name of the firm employed, beyond the fact that it was a Plymouth one.

The woman explained that about two and a half years ago, workers had been in the house to make some repairs. She wasn't very clear on what the repairs were. She seemed to think that it was just a passing interest of her boss’s and completely unnecessary. Some of the time the workers were in the study, but she couldn't say what they did there, as her boss hadn't allowed either of them into the room while the work was happening. Unfortunately, they couldn't remember the name of the company hired, other than that it was based in Plymouth.

“We progress, Hastings,” said Poirot, rubbing his hands, as the Bakers left the room. “Clearly he made a second will, and then had workmen from Plymouth in to make a suitable hiding-place. Instead of wasting time, taking up the floor and tapping the walls, we will go to Plymouth.”

“We’re making progress, Hastings,” said Poirot, rubbing his hands as the Bakers left the room. “It’s clear he made a second will and then brought in workmen from Plymouth to create a proper hiding place. Instead of wasting time lifting up the floor and tapping the walls, let’s head to Plymouth.”

With a little trouble we were able to get the information we wanted. And after one or two essays, we found the firm employed by Mr. Marsh.

With a bit of effort, we managed to get the information we needed. And after a couple of tries, we identified the firm that Mr. Marsh hired.

Their employees had all been with them many years, and it was easy to find the two men who had worked under Mr. Marsh’s orders. They remembered the job perfectly. Among various other minor jobs, they had taken up one of the bricks of the old-fashioned fireplace, made a cavity beneath, and so cut the brick that it was impossible to see the joint. By pressing on the second brick from the end, the whole thing was raised. It had been quite a complicated piece of work, and the old gentleman had been very fussy about it. Our informant was a man called Coghan, a big, gaunt man with a grizzled mustache. He seemed an intelligent fellow.

Their employees had all been with them for many years, and it was easy to find the two men who had worked under Mr. Marsh. They remembered the job perfectly. Among various other minor tasks, they had removed one of the bricks from the old-fashioned fireplace, created a cavity beneath it, and cut the brick in such a way that the joint was invisible. By pressing on the second brick from the end, the entire structure was lifted. It had been quite a complicated job, and the old gentleman had been very particular about it. Our source was a man named Coghan, a tall, lean man with a grizzled mustache. He seemed to be an intelligent guy.

We returned to Crabtree Manor in high spirits, and locking the study door, proceeded to put our newly acquired knowledge into effect. It was impossible to see any sign on the bricks, but when we pressed in the manner indicated, a deep cavity was at once disclosed.

We returned to Crabtree Manor feeling really good, and after locking the study door, we got to work applying what we had just learned. There was no obvious sign on the bricks, but when we pressed in the way it suggested, a deep cavity immediately revealed itself.

Eagerly Poirot plunged in his hand. Suddenly his face fell from complacent elation to consternation. All he held was a charred fragment of stiff paper. But for it, the cavity was empty.

Eagerly, Poirot reached in with his hand. Suddenly, his expression changed from self-satisfied joy to shock. All he found was a burnt piece of stiff paper. Other than that, the space was empty.

Sacré,” cried Poirot angrily. “Some one has been here before us!”

“Sacré,” Poirot exclaimed, furious. “Someone has been here before us!”

We examined the scrap of paper anxiously. Clearly it was a fragment of what we sought. A portion of Baker’s signature remained, but no indication of what the terms of the will had been.

We anxiously looked over the scrap of paper. It was obviously a piece of what we were searching for. A part of Baker's signature was still there, but there was no clue about the terms of the will.

Poirot sat back on his heels.

Poirot sat back on his heels.

“I understand it not,” he growled. “Who destroyed this? And what was their object?”

"I don't understand," he growled. "Who did this? And what was their goal?"

“The Bakers?” I suggested.

“The Bakers?” I said.

Pourquoi? Neither will makes any provision for them, and they are more likely to be kept on with Miss Marsh than if the place became the property of a hospital. How could it be to anyone’s advantage to destroy the will? The hospitals benefit, yes; but one cannot suspect institutions!”

Why? Neither will make any arrangements for them, and they’re more likely to stay with Miss Marsh than if the place became owned by a hospital. How could it benefit anyone to destroy the will? The hospitals gain, sure; but we can't doubt institutions!”

“Perhaps the old man changed his mind and destroyed it himself,” I suggested.

“Maybe the old man changed his mind and destroyed it himself,” I suggested.

Poirot rose to his feet, dusting his knees with his usual care.

Poirot stood up, brushing off his knees with his usual attention.

“That may be,” he admitted. “One of your more sensible observations, Hastings. Well, we can do no more here. We have done all that mortal man can do. We have successfully pitted our wits against the late Andrew Marsh, but unfortunately his niece is no better off for our success.”

“That might be true,” he acknowledged. “One of your more sensible points, Hastings. Well, there's nothing more we can do here. We've done everything a human can do. We’ve managed to outsmart the late Andrew Marsh, but sadly, his niece is still no better off because of it.”

By driving to the station at once, we were just able to catch a train to London, though not the principal express. Poirot was sad and dissatisfied. For my part, I was tired and dozed in a corner. Suddenly, as we were just moving out of Taunton, Poirot uttered a piercing squeal.

By driving to the station right away, we just managed to catch a train to London, though not the main express. Poirot was upset and frustrated. As for me, I was exhausted and dozed off in a corner. Suddenly, just as we were leaving Taunton, Poirot let out a sharp squeal.

Vite, Hastings! Awake and jump. But jump, I say!”

Vite, Hastings! Wake up and get moving. But seriously, get moving!”

Before I knew where I was, we were standing on the platform, bareheaded and minus our valises, while the train disappeared into the night. I was furious, but Poirot paid no attention.

Before I knew what was happening, we were standing on the platform, without our hats and without our bags, while the train vanished into the night. I was really angry, but Poirot ignored me.

“Imbecile that I have been!” he cried. “Triple imbecile! Not again will I vaunt my little gray cells!”

“Idiot that I’ve been!” he shouted. “Total idiot! I won’t brag about my little gray cells again!”

“That’s a good job, at any rate,” I said grumpily. “But what is this all about?”

“That's a decent job, anyway,” I said grumpily. “But what’s going on here?”

As usual, when following out his own ideas, he paid absolutely no attention to me.

As usual, when pursuing his own thoughts, he completely ignored me.

“The tradesmen’s books, I have left them entirely out of account! Yes, but where? Where? Never mind, I cannot be mistaken. We must return at once.”

“The tradesmen’s books, I completely forgot about them! Yes, but where? Where? It doesn’t matter; I can’t be wrong. We need to go back right now.”

Easier said than done. We managed to get a slow train to Exeter, and there Poirot hired a car. We arrived back at Crabtree Manor in the small hours of the morning. I pass over the bewilderment of the Bakers when we had at last aroused them. Paying no attention to anybody, Poirot strode at once to the study.

Easier said than done. We managed to catch a slow train to Exeter, and there, Poirot rented a car. We got back to Crabtree Manor in the early hours of the morning. I won't go into the confusion of the Bakers when we finally woke them up. Ignoring everyone, Poirot immediately walked to the study.

“I have been, not a triple imbecile, but thirty-six times one, my friend,” he deigned to remark. “Now, behold!”

“I’m not a total idiot; I’m thirty-six times smarter than that, my friend,” he said. “Now, take a look!”

Going straight to the desk, he drew out the key, and detached the envelope from it. I stared at him stupidly. How could he possibly hope to find a big will-form in that tiny envelope? With great care he cut open the envelope, laying it out flat. Then he lighted the fire and held the plain inside surface of the envelope to the flame. In a few minutes faint characters began to appear.

Going directly to the desk, he pulled out the key and took the envelope off it. I watched him in confusion. How did he expect to find a large will in that small envelope? Carefully, he cut open the envelope and laid it flat. Then he lit a fire and held the plain inside surface of the envelope to the flame. After a few minutes, faint letters started to show up.

“Look!” cried Poirot in triumph.

“Look!” Poirot exclaimed triumphantly.

I looked. There were just a few lines of faint writing stating briefly that he left everything to his niece Violet Marsh. It was dated March 25, twelve-thirty p. m., and witnessed by Albert Pike, confectioner, and Jessie Pike, married woman.

I looked. There were just a few lines of faint writing saying briefly that he left everything to his niece Violet Marsh. It was dated March 25, 12:30 p.m., and witnessed by Albert Pike, candy maker, and Jessie Pike, married woman.

“But is it legal?” I gasped.

“But is it legal?” I asked in shock.

“As far as I know, there is no law against writing your will in a blend of disappearing and sympathetic ink. The intention of the testator is clear, and the beneficiary is his only living relation. But the cleverness of him! He foresaw every step that a searcher would take, that I, miserable imbecile, took! He gets two will-forms, makes the servants sign twice, then sallies out with his will written on the inside of a dirty envelope, and a fountain pen containing his little ink-mixture. On some excuse he gets the confectioner and his wife to sign their names under his own signature; then he ties it to the key of his desk and chuckles to himself. If his niece sees through his little ruse, she will have justified her choice of life and elaborate education and be thoroughly welcome to his money.”

“As far as I know, there's no law against writing your will in a mix of disappearing and sympathetic ink. The testator's intentions are clear, and the beneficiary is his only living relative. But how clever of him! He anticipated every step a searcher would take, just like I, that foolish idiot, did! He uses two will forms, gets the servants to sign twice, then heads out with his will written on the inside of a dirty envelope and a fountain pen filled with his special ink mixture. Under some pretense, he has the confectioner and his wife sign their names under his signature; then he ties it to the key of his desk and laughs to himself. If his niece sees through his little trick, she’ll have proven her choice of lifestyle and extensive education worthwhile, and she’ll be completely entitled to his money.”

“She didn’t see through it, did she?” I said slowly. “It seems rather unfair. The old man really won.”

“She didn’t figure it out, did she?” I said slowly. “That seems pretty unfair. The old man really came out on top.”

“But no, Hastings! It is your wits that go astray. Miss Marsh proved the astuteness of her wits and the value of the higher education for women by at once putting the matter in my hands. Always employ the expert! She has amply proved her right to the money.”

“But no, Hastings! It’s your reasoning that is off. Miss Marsh showed how sharp her mind is and how valuable higher education for women can be by immediately handing the situation over to me. Always hire the expert! She has more than justified her claim to the money.”

I wonder—I very much wonder what old Andrew Marsh would have thought!

I really wonder what old Andrew Marsh would have thought!

Transcriber’s Note: This story appeared in the January, 1925 issue of The Blue Book Magazine.

Transcriber’s Note: This story appeared in the January 1925 issue of The Blue Book Magazine.


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