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LUD-IN-THE-MIST
HOPE MIRRLEES
CHAPTER I
MASTER NATHANIEL CHANTICLEER
The Free State of Dorimare was a very small country, but, seeing that it was bounded on the south by the sea and on the north and east by mountains, while its centre consisted of a rich plain, watered by two rivers, a considerable variety of scenery and vegetation was to be found within its borders. Indeed, towards the west, in striking contrast with the pastoral sobriety of the central plain, the aspect of the country became, if not tropical, at any rate distinctly exotic. Nor was this to be wondered at, perhaps; for beyond the Debatable Hills (the boundary of Dorimare in the west) lay Fairyland. There had, however, been no intercourse between the two countries for many centuries.
The Free State of Dorimare was a very small country, but since it was bordered by the sea to the south and mountains to the north and east, with a rich plain in the center watered by two rivers, there was a notable variety of scenery and vegetation within its borders. In fact, towards the west, in sharp contrast to the pastoral calm of the central plain, the landscape became, if not tropical, at least noticeably exotic. This wasn’t entirely surprising, perhaps; beyond the Debatable Hills (the boundary of Dorimare in the west) lay Fairyland. However, there had been no contact between the two countries for many centuries.
The social and commercial centre of Dorimare was its capital, Lud-in-the-Mist, which was situated at the confluence of two rivers about ten miles from the sea and fifty from the Elfin Hills.
The social and commercial center of Dorimare was its capital, Lud-in-the-Mist, located where two rivers meet, about ten miles from the sea and fifty from the Elfin Hills.
Lud-in-the-Mist had all the things that make an old town pleasant. It had an ancient Guild Hall, built of mellow golden bricks and covered with ivy and, when the sun shone on it, it looked like a rotten apricot; it had a harbour in which rode vessels with white and red and tawny sails; it had flat brick houses—not the mere carapace of human beings, but ancient living creatures, renewing and modifying themselves with each generation under their changeless antique roofs. It had old arches, framing delicate landscapes that one could walk into, and a picturesque old graveyard on the top of a hill, and little open squares where comic baroque statues of dead citizens held levees attended by birds and lovers and insects and children. It had, indeed, more than its share of pleasant things; for, as we have seen, it had two rivers.
Lud-in-the-Mist had all the elements that make an old town enjoyable. It featured an ancient Guild Hall, built from warm golden bricks and covered in ivy, which, when the sun hit it just right, looked like a spoiled apricot; it had a harbor where boats with white, red, and tan sails were anchored; it had flat brick houses—not just lifeless shells of human beings, but ancient living entities, evolving and changing with each generation beneath their timeless old roofs. It had old arches, framing beautiful scenes that you could step into, and a charming old graveyard at the top of a hill, along with small open squares where whimsical baroque statues of deceased citizens hosted gatherings attended by birds, lovers, insects, and children. It truly had more than its fair share of delightful things; for, as we've noted, it had two rivers.
Also, it was plentifully planted with trees.
Also, it was filled with lots of trees.
One of the handsomest houses of Lud-in-the-Mist had belonged for generations to the family of Chanticleer. It was of red brick, and the front, which looked on to a quiet lane leading into the High Street, was covered with stucco, on which flowers and fruit and shells were delicately modelled, while over the door was emblazoned a fine, stylized cock—the badge of the family. Behind, it had a spacious garden, which stretched down to the river Dapple. Though it had no lack of flowers, they did not immediately meet the eye, but were imprisoned in a walled kitchen-garden, where they were planted in neat ribands, edging the plots of vegetables. Here, too, in spring was to be found the pleasantest of all garden conjunctions—thick yew hedges and fruit trees in blossom. Outside this kitchen-garden there was no need of flowers, for they had many substitutes. Let a thing be but a sort of punctual surprise, like the first cache of violets in March, let it be delicate, painted and gratuitous, hinting that the Creator is solely preoccupied with aesthetic considerations, and combines disparate objects simply because they look so well together, and that thing will admirably fill the role of a flower.
One of the most beautiful houses in Lud-in-the-Mist had been owned by the Chanticleer family for generations. It was made of red brick, and the front, which faced a quiet lane leading to the High Street, was covered in stucco, featuring delicately crafted flowers, fruit, and shells, while above the door was a beautifully designed cock—the family emblem. In the back, there was a spacious garden that stretched down to the Dapple River. Although it had plenty of flowers, they weren't immediately visible, as they were enclosed in a walled kitchen garden, arranged in neat rows that lined the vegetable plots. Here, too, in spring, you could find the most delightful combination in the garden—thick yew hedges and blooming fruit trees. Outside this kitchen garden, there was no need for flowers, as they had many alternatives. If something is just a delightful surprise, like the first bunch of violets in March, if it’s delicate, colorful, and free, suggesting that the Creator is only focused on beauty and brings together different things simply because they look good together, then that thing can perfectly serve as a flower.
In early summer it was the doves, with the bloom of plums on their breasts, waddling on their coral legs over the wide expanse of lawn, to which their propinquity gave an almost startling greenness, that were the flowers in the Chanticleers' garden. And the trunks of birches are as good, any day, as white blossom, even if there had not been the acacias in flower. And there was a white peacock which, in spite of its restlessness and harsh shrieks, had something about it, too, of a flower. And the Dapple itself, stained like a palette, with great daubs of colour reflected from sky and earth, and carrying on its surface, in autumn, red and yellow leaves which may have fallen on it from the trees of Fairyland, where it had its source—even the Dapple might be considered as a flower growing in the garden of the Chanticleers.
In early summer, it was the doves, with the bloom of plums on their chests, waddling on their coral legs across the wide expanse of lawn, which their closeness made almost startlingly green, that were the flowers in the Chanticleers' garden. The trunks of the birches are just as good any day as white blossoms, even if the acacias weren't in bloom. There was also a white peacock that, despite its restlessness and harsh squawks, had something about it that resembled a flower. And the Dapple itself, splattered like a palette with big splotches of color reflecting from the sky and earth, and carrying on its surface, in autumn, red and yellow leaves that may have fallen from the trees of Fairyland, where it originates—even the Dapple could be seen as a flower blooming in the garden of the Chanticleers.
There was also a pleached alley of hornbeams. To the imaginative, it is always something of an adventure to walk down a pleached alley. You enter boldly enough, but soon you find yourself wishing you had stayed outside—it is not air that you are breathing, but silence, the almost palpable silence of trees. And is the only exit that small round hole in the distance? Why, you will never be able to squeeze through that! You must turn back ... too late! The spacious portal by which you entered has in its turn shrunk to a small round hole.
There was also a trellised path of hornbeams. For those with a vivid imagination, walking down a trellised path is always a bit of an adventure. You step in confidently, but soon you find yourself wishing you had stayed outside—it's not air you're breathing, but silence, the almost tangible silence of trees. And is that small round hole in the distance the only way out? No way you'll squeeze through that! You have to turn back ... too late! The wide entrance you came through has now shrunk to that tiny round hole.
Master Nathaniel Chanticleer, the actual head of the family, was a typical Dorimarite in appearance; rotund, rubicund, red-haired, with hazel eyes in which the jokes, before he uttered them, twinkled like a trout in a burn. Spiritually, too, he passed for a typical Dorimarite; though, indeed, it is never safe to classify the souls of one's neighbors; one is apt, in the long run, to be proved a fool. You should regard each meeting with a friend as a sitting he is unwittingly giving you for a portrait—a portrait that, probably, when you or he die, will still be unfinished. And, though this is an absorbing pursuit, nevertheless, the painters are apt to end pessimists. For however handsome and merry may be the face, however rich may be the background, in the first rough sketch of each portrait, yet with every added stroke of the brush, with every tiny readjustment of the "values," with every modification of the chiaroscuro, the eyes looking out at you grow more disquieting. And, finally, it is your own face that you are staring at in terror, as in a mirror by candle-light, when all the house is still.
Master Nathaniel Chanticleer, the actual head of the family, looked like a typical Dorimarite; round, rosy, red-haired, with hazel eyes that sparkled with humor before he even told a joke, like a trout in a stream. Spiritually, he also seemed like a typical Dorimarite; although, to be fair, it’s never wise to label the souls of others; you might end up looking foolish in the long run. You should consider every encounter with a friend as a session they unknowingly offer you for a portrait—a portrait that, likely, will remain unfinished when either of you passes away. And while this is an engaging task, the artists often end up feeling pessimistic. Because no matter how charming or joyful the face is, no matter how vibrant the background, in the initial rough draft of each portrait, yet with every added brush stroke, with every slight adjustment of the "values," and with every change in light and shadow, the eyes looking back at you become more unsettling. In the end, it’s your own face you’re gazing at in fear, like in a candlelit mirror, when the whole house is quiet.
All who knew Master Nathaniel would have been not only surprised, but incredulous, had they been told he was not a happy man. Yet such was the case. His life was poisoned at its springs by a small, nameless fear; a fear not always active, for during considerable periods it would lie almost dormant—almost, but never entirely.
All who knew Master Nathaniel would have been not only surprised but also skeptical if they had been told he was not a happy man. Yet that was the truth. His life was tainted at its roots by a small, unnamed fear; a fear that wasn’t always on the surface, as for long stretches it would be almost inactive—almost, but never completely.
He knew the exact date of its genesis. One evening, many years ago, when he was still but a lad, he and some friends decided as a frolic to dress up as the ghosts of their ancestors and frighten the servants. There was no lack of properties; for the attics of the Chanticleers were filled with the lumber of the past: grotesque wooden masks, old weapons and musical instruments, and old costumes—tragic, hierophantic robes that looked little suited to the uses of daily life. There were whole chests, too, filled with pieces of silk, embroidered or painted with curious scenes. Who has not wondered in what mysterious forests our ancestors discovered the models for the beasts and birds upon their tapestries; and on what planet were enacted the scenes they have portrayed? It is in vain that the dead fingers have stitched beneath them—and we can picture the mocking smile with which these crafty cozeners of posterity accompanied the action—the words "February," or "Hawking," or "Harvest," having us believe that they are but illustrations of the activities proper to the different months. We know better. These are not the normal activities of mortal men. What kind of beings peopled the earth four or five centuries ago, what strange lore they had acquired, and what were their sinister doings, we shall never know. Our ancestors keep their secret well.
He knew the exact date it all began. One evening, many years ago, when he was still just a kid, he and some friends decided to dress up as the ghosts of their ancestors for fun and scare the servants. They had no shortage of props; the attics of the Chanticleers were filled with relics from the past: weird wooden masks, old weapons and musical instruments, and outdated costumes—tragic, ceremonial robes that seemed ill-suited for everyday life. There were also entire chests packed with pieces of silk, embroidered or painted with curious scenes. Who hasn’t wondered in what mysterious forests our ancestors found the inspiration for the beasts and birds on their tapestries, and on what distant planet the scenes they depicted were played out? It’s useless that the dead fingers stitched beneath them—and we can imagine the sly smile these clever deceivers of future generations wore while doing it—the words "February," or "Hawking," or "Harvest," leading us to believe they’re just illustrations of seasonal activities. We know better. These are not the usual activities of mortal men. What kind of beings walked the earth four or five centuries ago, what strange knowledge they possessed, and what sinister things they did, we may never know. Our ancestors keep their secrets well.
Among the Chanticleers' lumber there was also no lack of those delicate, sophisticated toys—fans, porcelain cups, engraved seals—that, when the civilisation that played with them is dead, become pathetic and appealing, just as tunes once gay inevitably become plaintive when the generation that first sang them has turned to dust. But those particular toys, one felt, could never have been really frivolous—there was a curious gravity about their colouring and lines. Besides, the moral of the ephemeral things with which they were decorated was often pointed in an aphorism or riddle. For instance, on a fan painted with wind-flowers and violets were illuminated these words: "Why is Melancholy like Honey? Because it is very sweet, and it is culled from Flowers."
Among the Chanticleers' woodwork, there was also an abundance of delicate, sophisticated toys—fans, porcelain cups, engraved seals—that, when the civilization that used them is gone, become both sad and endearing, just like once cheerful songs inevitably turn melancholy when the generation that first sang them has faded away. But those particular toys, one sensed, could never have been truly trivial—there was an intriguing seriousness about their colors and shapes. Moreover, the message of the temporary things they were adorned with was often captured in a saying or riddle. For example, on a fan painted with wind-flowers and violets were the words: "Why is Melancholy like Honey? Because it is very sweet, and it is gathered from Flowers."
These trifles clearly belonged to a later period than the masks and costumes. Nevertheless, they, too, seemed very remote from the daily life of the modern Dorimarites.
These little things clearly came from a later time than the masks and costumes. Still, they also felt very distant from the everyday life of the modern Dorimarites.
Well, when they had whitened their faces with flour and decked themselves out to look as fantastic as possible, Master Nathaniel seized one of the old instruments, a sort of lute ending in the carving of a cock's head, its strings rotted by damp and antiquity, and, crying out, "Let's see if this old fellow has a croak left in him!" plucked roughly at its strings. They gave out one note, so plangent, blood-freezing and alluring, that for a few seconds the company stood as if petrified.
Well, after they had powdered their faces with flour and dressed to look as amazing as possible, Master Nathaniel grabbed one of the old instruments, a kind of lute ending in a carving of a rooster's head, its strings damaged by moisture and age, and shouted, "Let’s see if this old guy can still make a sound!" He strummed the strings roughly. They produced a single note, so haunting, spine-chilling, and captivating, that for a few seconds, everyone stood frozen in place.
Then one of the girls saved the situation with a humourous squawk, and, putting her hands to her ears, cried, "Thank you, Nat, for your cat's concert! It was worse than a squeaking slate." And one of the young men cried laughingly, "It must be the ghost of one of your ancestors, who wants to be let out and given a glass of his own claret." And the incident faded from their memories—but not from the memory of Master Nathaniel.
Then one of the girls saved the situation with a funny squawk and, putting her hands to her ears, exclaimed, "Thanks, Nat, for your cat's concert! It was worse than a squeaking chalkboard." And one of the young men laughed and said, "It must be the ghost of one of your ancestors, wanting to be freed and given a glass of his own wine." The incident faded from their memories—but not from Master Nathaniel's.
He was never again the same man. For years that note was the apex of his nightly dreams; the point towards which, by their circuitous and seemingly senseless windings, they had all the time been converging. It was as if the note were a living substance, and subject to the law of chemical changes—that is to say, as that law works in dreams. For instance, he might dream that his old nurse was baking an apple on the fire in her own cosy room, and as he watched it simmer and sizzle she would look at him with a strange smile, a smile such as he had never seen on her face in his waking hours, and say, "But, of course, you know it isn't really the apple. It's the Note."
He was never the same man again. For years, that note was the peak of his nightly dreams; the destination toward which, through their winding and seemingly pointless paths, they had always been heading. It was as if the note were a living thing, subject to the law of chemical changes—that is to say, as that law operates in dreams. For example, he might dream that his old nurse was baking an apple on the fire in her cozy room, and as he watched it simmer and sizzle, she would look at him with a strange smile, a smile he had never seen on her face when he was awake, and say, “But, of course, you know it isn’t really the apple. It’s the Note.”
The influence that this experience had had upon his attitude to daily life was a curious one. Before he had heard the note he had caused his father some uneasiness by his impatience of routine and his hankering after travel and adventure. He had, indeed, been heard to vow that he would rather be the captain of one of his father's ships than the sedentary owner of the whole fleet.
The impact that this experience had on his attitude toward daily life was quite interesting. Before he heard the note, he had given his father some concern with his restlessness and desire for travel and adventure. In fact, he had been heard saying that he would prefer to be the captain of one of his father's ships instead of the sedentary owner of the entire fleet.
But after he had heard the Note a more stay-at-home and steady young man could not have been found in Lud-in-the-Mist. For it had generated in him what one can only call a wistful yearning after the prosaic things he already possessed. It was as if he thought he had already lost what he was actually holding in his hands.
But after he heard the Note, there wasn't a more homebody and dependable young man in Lud-in-the-Mist. It had sparked in him what can only be described as a longing for the ordinary things he already had. It felt as if he believed he had already lost what he was actually holding in his hands.
From this there sprang an ever-present sense of insecurity together with a distrust of the homely things he cherished. With what familiar object—quill, pipe, pack of cards—would he be occupied, in which regular recurrent action—the pulling on or off of his nightcap, the weekly auditing of his accounts—would he be engaged when IT, the hidden menace, sprang out at him? And he would gaze in terror at his furniture, his walls, his pictures—what strange scene might they one day witness, what awful experience might he one day have in their presence?
From this came a constant feeling of insecurity along with a distrust of the familiar things he held dear. Which familiar object—quill, pipe, pack of cards—would he be using, or in what usual routine—the putting on or taking off of his nightcap, the weekly checking of his accounts—would he be caught up when IT, the hidden threat, suddenly confronted him? And he would look in fear at his furniture, his walls, his pictures—what strange scene might they one day see, what horrible experience might he one day face with them around?
Hence, at times, he would gaze on the present with the agonizing tenderness of one who gazes on the past: his wife, sitting under the lamp embroidering, and retailing to him the gossip she had culled during the day; or his little son, playing with the great mastiff on the floor.
Hence, at times, he would look at the present with the painful affection of someone who gazes at the past: his wife, sitting under the lamp, embroidering and sharing the gossip she had picked up throughout the day; or his little son, playing with the huge mastiff on the floor.
This nostalgia for what was still there seemed to find a voice in the cry of the cock, which tells of the plough going through the land, the smell of the country, the placid bustle of the farm, as happening now, all round one; and which, simultaneously, mourns them as things vanished centuries ago.
This longing for what still exists seemed to echo in the crow of the rooster, reminding us of the plow turning the earth, the scent of the countryside, and the calm activity of the farm, as if it's all happening right now around us; yet, at the same time, it mourns them as if they were things lost centuries ago.
From his secret poison there was, however, some sweetness to be distilled. For the unknown thing that he dreaded could at times be envisaged as a dangerous cape that he had already doubled. And to lie awake at night in his warm feather bed, listening to the breathing of his wife and the soughing of the trees, would become, from this attitude, an exquisite pleasure.
From his secret poison, there was, however, some sweetness to be found. The unknown thing he feared could sometimes be seen as a risky cape he had already rounded. Lying awake at night in his cozy feather bed, listening to his wife's breathing and the rustling of the trees, became, from this perspective, a delightful pleasure.
He would say to himself, "How pleasant this is! How safe! How warm! What a difference from that lonely heath when I had no cloak and the wind found the fissures in my doublet, and my feet were aching, and there was not moon enough to prevent my stumbling, and IT was lurking in the darkness!" enhancing thus his present well-being by imagining some unpleasant adventure now safe behind him.
He would think to himself, "This is nice! So secure! So warm! What a change from that lonely heath when I had no coat, the wind sneaked through the gaps in my clothes, my feet were killing me, and there wasn’t enough moonlight to keep me from tripping, and IT was hiding in the dark!" He was making his current comfort feel even better by recalling some unpleasant experience that he was now safe from.
This also was the cause of his taking a pride in knowing his way about his native town. For instance, when returning from the Guildhall to his own house he would say to himself, "Straight across the market-place, down Appleimp Lane, and round by the Duke Aubrey Arms into the High Street.... I know every step of the way, every step of the way!"
This was also why he took pride in knowing his way around his hometown. For example, when he was coming back from the Guildhall to his house, he would think to himself, "Straight across the market place, down Appleimp Lane, and around by the Duke Aubrey Arms into High Street... I know every step of the way, every step of the way!"
And he would get a sense of security, a thrill of pride, from every acquaintance who passed the time of day with him, from every dog to whom he could put a name. "That's Wagtail, Goceline Flack's dog. That's Mab, the bitch of Rackabite the butcher, I know them!"
And he felt a sense of security and a rush of pride from every person who greeted him, and from every dog he could name. "That's Wagtail, Goceline Flack's dog. That's Mab, the female dog of Rackabite the butcher, I know them!"
Though he did not realise it, he was masquerading to himself as a stranger in Lud-in-the-Mist—a stranger whom nobody knew, and who was thus almost as safe as if he were invisible. And one always takes a pride in knowing one's way about a strange town. But it was only this pride that emerged completely into his consciousness.
Though he didn't realize it, he was pretending to be a stranger in Lud-in-the-Mist—a stranger nobody knew, making him feel almost as safe as if he were invisible. And people always take pride in knowing their way around a new town. But it was only this pride that fully surfaced in his mind.
The only outward expression of this secret fear was a sudden, unaccountable irascibility, when some harmless word or remark happened to sting the fear into activity. He could not stand people saying, "Who knows what we shall be doing this time next year?" and he loathed such expressions as "for the last time," "never again," however trivial the context in which they appeared. For instance, he would snap his wife's head off—why, she could not think—if she said, "Never again shall I go to that butcher," or "That starch is a disgrace. It's the last time I shall use it for my ruffs."
The only outward sign of this hidden fear was a sudden, inexplicable irritability when some innocent word or comment triggered that fear. He couldn't stand people saying, “Who knows what we’ll be doing this time next year?” and he hated phrases like “for the last time” and “never again,” no matter how trivial the situation was. For instance, he would snap at his wife—she couldn't understand why—if she said, “I’m never going to that butcher again,” or “That starch is a disaster. It’s the last time I’ll use it for my ruffs.”
This fear, too, had awakened in him a wistful craving for other men's shoes that caused him to take a passionate interest in the lives of his neighbors; that is to say if these lives moved in a different sphere from his own. From this he had gained the reputation—not quite deserved—of being a very warm-hearted, sympathetic man, and he had won the heart of many a sea-captain, of many a farmer, of many an old working-woman by the unfeigned interest he showed in their conversation. Their long, meandering tales of humble normal lives were like the proverbial glimpse of a snug, lamp-lit parlour to a traveller belated after nightfall.
This fear also awakened in him a longing to walk in other people's shoes, which made him really interested in the lives of his neighbors, especially if their lives were different from his own. Because of this, he earned a reputation—not entirely accurate—of being a very warm-hearted, caring man. He gained the affection of many sea captains, farmers, and older working women through the genuine interest he showed in their conversations. Their long, winding stories of ordinary lives felt like a cozy glimpse of a warmly lit living room to a traveler stuck out in the dark after nightfall.
He even coveted dead men's shoes, and he would loiter by the hour in the ancient burying-ground of Lud-in-the-Mist, known from time immemorial as the Fields of Grammary. He could justify this habit by pointing out the charming view that one got thence of both Lud and the surrounding country. But though he sincerely loved the view, what really brought him there were such epitaphs as this:
He even envied the shoes of the dead, and he would hang around for hours in the old graveyard of Lud-in-the-Mist, known since forever as the Fields of Grammary. He could justify this habit by mentioning the lovely view you could see from there of both Lud and the surrounding countryside. But even though he truly loved the view, what really drew him there were epitaphs like this:
BAKER
BAKER
WHO HAVING PROVIDED THE CITIZENS
OF LUD-IN-THE-MIST FOR SIXTY YEARS
WITH FRESH SWEET LOAVES
DIED AT THE AGE OF EIGHTY-EIGHT
SURROUNDED BY HIS SONS AND GRANDSONS.
WHO, AFTER PROVIDING THE CITIZENS
OF LUD-IN-THE-MIST FOR SIXTY YEARS
WITH FRESH SWEET LOAVES,
PASSED AWAY AT THE AGE OF EIGHTY-EIGHT
SURROUNDED BY HIS SONS AND GRANDSONS.
How willingly would he have changed places with that old baker! And then the disquieting thought would come to him that perhaps after all epitaphs are not altogether to be trusted.
How eagerly would he have swapped places with that old baker! And then the unsettling thought would hit him that maybe, after all, epitaphs aren't entirely reliable.
CHAPTER II
THE DUKE WHO LAUGHED HIMSELF OFF A THRONE AND OTHER TRADITIONS OF DORIMARE
Before we start on our story, it will be necessary, for its proper understanding, to give a short sketch of the history of Dorimare and the beliefs and customs of its inhabitants.
Before we dive into our story, it's important for a proper understanding to provide a brief overview of the history of Dorimare as well as the beliefs and customs of its people.
Lud-in-the-Mist was scattered about the banks of two rivers, the Dapple and the Dawl, which met on its outskirts at an acute angle, the apex of which was the harbour. Then there were more houses up the side of a hill, on the top of which stood the Fields of Grammary.
Lud-in-the-Mist was spread along the banks of two rivers, the Dapple and the Dawl, which conjoined on its outskirts at a sharp angle, with the harbor at the point of intersection. There were also more houses climbing up the side of a hill, at the summit of which lay the Fields of Grammary.
The Dawl was the biggest river of Dorimare, and it became so broad at Lud-in-the-Mist as to give that town, twenty miles inland though it was, all the advantages of a port; while the actual seaport town itself was little more than a fishing village. The Dapple, however, which had its source in Fairyland (from a salt inland sea, the geographers held) and flowed subterraneously under the Debatable Hills, was a humble little stream, and played no part in the commercial life of the town. But an old maxim of Dorimare bade one never forget that 'The Dapple flows into the Dawl.' It had come to be employed when one wanted to show the inadvisability of despising the services of humble agents; but, possibly, it had originally another application.
The Dawl was the largest river in Dorimare, and it widened so much at Lud-in-the-Mist that the town, even though it was twenty miles inland, enjoyed all the benefits of a port, while the actual seaport town was little more than a fishing village. The Dapple, on the other hand, which originated in Fairyland (from a salt inland sea, according to geographers) and flowed underground beneath the Debatable Hills, was a small stream and had no role in the town's economy. However, an old saying in Dorimare reminded everyone to never forget that 'The Dapple flows into the Dawl.' This saying was often used to highlight the importance of not underestimating the contributions of humble helpers, though it may have had a different significance originally.
The wealth and importance of the country was mainly due to the Dawl. It was thanks to the Dawl that girls in remote villages of Dorimare wore brooches made out of walrus tusks, and applied bits of unicorns' horns to their toothache, that the chimney-piece in the parlour of almost every farm-house was adorned with an ostrich egg, and that when the ladies of Lud-in-the-Mist went out shopping or to play cards with their friends, their market-basket or ivory markers were carried by little indigo pages in crimson turbans from the Cinnamon Isles, and that pigmy peddlers from the far North hawked amber through the streets. For the Dawl had turned Lud-in-the-Mist into a town of merchants, and all the power and nearly all the wealth of the country was in their hands.
The country's wealth and significance were largely because of the Dawl. Thanks to the Dawl, girls in remote villages in Dorimare wore brooches made from walrus tusks and used pieces of unicorn horns for their toothaches. Almost every farmhouse had an ostrich egg decorating the mantelpiece, and when the ladies of Lud-in-the-Mist went out shopping or to play cards with friends, their market baskets or ivory markers were carried by little indigo boys in crimson turbans from the Cinnamon Isles. Meanwhile, tiny peddlers from the far North sold amber in the streets. The Dawl had transformed Lud-in-the-Mist into a merchant town, holding all the power and nearly all the wealth of the country.
But this had not always been the case. In the old days Dorimare had been a duchy, and the population had consisted of nobles and peasants. But gradually there had arisen a middle-class. And this class had discovered—as it always does—that trade was seriously hampered by a ruler unchecked by a constitution, and by a ruthless, privileged class. Figuratively, these things were damming the Dawl.
But this wasn't always how things were. In the past, Dorimare was a duchy, and its people were either nobles or peasants. Over time, a middle class emerged. And like it often does, this group found that doing business was severely restricted by a ruler without constitutional limits and by a powerful, privileged class. Figuratively, these issues were blocking the Dawl.
Indeed, with each generation the Dukes had been growing more capricious and more selfish, till finally these failings had culminated in Duke Aubrey, a hunchback with a face of angelic beauty, who seemed to be possessed by a laughing demon of destructiveness. He had been known, out of sheer wantonness, to gallop with his hunt straight through a field of standing corn, and to set fire to a fine ship for the mere pleasure of watching it burn. And he dealt with the virtue of his subjects' wives and daughters in the same high-handed way.
Indeed, with each generation, the Dukes had become more unpredictable and self-centered, until these traits peaked in Duke Aubrey, a hunchback with an angelic appearance, who seemed to be driven by a mischievous spirit of destruction. He was known, just for the thrill of it, to charge through a field of standing corn with his hunt and to set a beautiful ship on fire simply for the fun of watching it burn. He treated the virtue of his subjects' wives and daughters with the same reckless attitude.
As a rule, his pranks were seasoned by a slightly sinister humour. For instance, when on the eve of marriage a maid, according to immemorial custom, was ritually offering her virginity to the spirit of the farm, symbolised by the most ancient tree on the freehold, Duke Aubrey would leap out from behind it, and, pretending to be the spirit, take her at her word. And tradition said that he and one of his boon companions wagered that they would succeed in making the court jester commit suicide of his own free will. So they began to work on his imagination with plaintive songs, the burden of which was the frailty of all lovely things, and with grim fables comparing man to a shepherd, doomed to stand by impotent, while his sheep are torn, one by one, by a ravenous wolf.
As a rule, his pranks had a hint of dark humor. For example, the night before a wedding, when a maid was traditionally offering her virginity to the spirit of the farm, represented by the oldest tree on the property, Duke Aubrey would jump out from behind it and, pretending to be the spirit, take her literally. According to tradition, he and one of his close friends bet that they could drive the court jester to take his own life. They started to play with his mind using sad songs about the fragility of beauty, and disturbing tales likening man to a shepherd, doomed to watch helplessly as a hungry wolf picks off his sheep one by one.
They won their wager; for coming into the jester's room one morning they found him hanging from the ceiling, dead. And it was believed that echoes of the laughter with which Duke Aubrey greeted this spectacle were, from time to time, still to be heard proceeding from that room.
They won their bet; one morning, when they entered the jester's room, they found him hanging from the ceiling, dead. It was said that echoes of the laughter with which Duke Aubrey reacted to this scene could still occasionally be heard coming from that room.
But there had been pleasanter aspects to him. For one thing, he had been an exquisite poet, and such of his songs as had come down were as fresh as flowers and as lonely as the cuckoo's cry. While in the country stories were still told of his geniality and tenderness—how he would appear at a village wedding with a cart-load of wine and cakes and fruit, or of how he would stand at the bedside of the dying, grave and compassionate as a priest.
But there were nicer sides to him. For one thing, he was an incredible poet, and the songs that survived are as fresh as flowers and as lonely as a cuckoo's call. In the countryside, people still shared stories of his warmth and kindness—how he would show up at a village wedding with a cart full of wine, cakes, and fruit, or how he would stand by the bedside of the dying, serious and compassionate like a priest.
Nevertheless, the grim merchants, obsessed by a will to wealth, raised up the people against him. For three days a bloody battle raged in the streets of Lud-in-the-Mist, in which fell all the nobles of Dorimare. As for Duke Aubrey, he vanished—some said to Fairyland, where he was living to this day. During those three days of bloodshed all the priests had vanished also. So Dorimare lost simultaneously its Duke and its cult.
Nevertheless, the grim merchants, driven by their desire for wealth, turned the people against him. For three days, a brutal battle raged in the streets of Lud-in-the-Mist, resulting in the death of all the nobles of Dorimare. As for Duke Aubrey, he disappeared—some claimed he went to Fairyland, where he lives to this day. During those three days of violence, all the priests also vanished. So Dorimare lost both its Duke and its faith at the same time.
In the days of the Dukes, fairy things had been looked on with reverence, and the most solemn event of the religious year had been the annual arrival from Fairyland of mysterious, hooded strangers with milk-white mares, laden with offerings of fairy fruit for the Duke and the high-priest.
In the days of the Dukes, people viewed fairy things with great respect, and the most significant occasion of the religious year was the yearly arrival from Fairyland of mysterious, hooded figures on milk-white horses, carrying gifts of fairy fruit for the Duke and the high priest.
But after the revolution, when the merchants had seized all the legislative and administrative power, a taboo was placed on all things fairy.
But after the revolution, when the merchants took control of all the legislative and administrative power, a taboo was put on anything related to fairies.
This was not to be wondered at. For one thing, the new rulers considered that the eating of fairy fruit had been the chief cause of the degeneracy of the Dukes. It had, indeed, always been connected with poetry and visions, which, springing as they do from an ever-present sense of mortality, might easily appear morbid to the sturdy common sense of a burgher-class in the making. There was certainly nothing morbid about the men of the revolution, and under their regime what one can only call the tragic sense of life vanished from poetry and art.
This was not surprising. For one reason, the new rulers believed that eating fairy fruit was the main reason for the decline of the Dukes. It had always been linked to poetry and visions, which, arising from a constant awareness of mortality, might easily seem unhealthy to the practical mindset of an emerging middle class. There was definitely nothing unhealthy about the men of the revolution, and under their leadership, what can only be described as the tragic sense of life disappeared from poetry and art.
Besides, to the minds of the Dorimarites, fairy things had always spelled delusion. The songs and legends described Fairyland as a country where the villages appeared to be made of gold and cinnamon wood, and where priests, who lived on opobalsum and frankincense, hourly offered holocausts of peacocks and golden bulls to the sun and the moon. But if an honest, clear-eyed mortal gazed on these things long enough, the glittering castles would turn into old, gnarled trees, the lamps into glow-worms, the precious stones into potsherds, and the magnificently-robed priests and their gorgeous sacrifices into aged crones muttering over a fire of twigs.
Besides, for the Dorimarites, fairy tales had always been a source of deception. The songs and legends portrayed Fairyland as a place where the villages seemed to be made of gold and cinnamon wood, and where priests, who survived on opobalsam and frankincense, continuously offered sacrifices of peacocks and golden bulls to the sun and the moon. But if a honest, clear-eyed person looked at these things long enough, the glittering castles would transform into old, twisted trees, the lamps into glow-worms, the precious stones into broken pottery, and the magnificently dressed priests and their extravagant offerings into old women mumbling over a fire of twigs.
The fairies themselves, tradition taught, were eternally jealous of the solid blessings of mortals, and, clothed in invisibility, would crowd to weddings and wakes and fairs—wherever good victuals, in fact, were to be found—and suck the juices from fruits and meats—in vain, for nothing could make them substantial.
The fairies, as tradition says, were always jealous of the solid blessings of humans and, hidden from sight, would gather at weddings, wakes, and fairs—anywhere good food was available—and drain the juices from fruits and meats—in vain, since nothing could make them solid.
Nor was it only food that they stole. In out-of-the-way country places it was still believed that corpses were but fairy cheats, made to resemble flesh and bone, but without any real substance—otherwise, why should they turn so quickly to dust? But the real person, for which the corpse was but a flimsy substitute, had been carried away by the Fairies, to tend their blue kine and reap their fields of gillyflowers. The country people, indeed, did not always clearly distinguish between the Fairies and the dead. They called them both the "Silent People"; and the Milky Way they thought was the path along which the dead were carried to Fairyland.
Nor was it just food that they stole. In remote rural areas, it was still believed that corpses were just illusions, made to look like flesh and bone, but without any real substance—otherwise, why would they decay so quickly? But the real person, for whom the corpse was just a flimsy stand-in, had been taken away by the Fairies to care for their blue cows and harvest their fields of gillyflowers. The locals didn't always clearly distinguish between the Fairies and the dead. They referred to both as the "Silent People," and they thought the Milky Way was the path that led the dead to Fairyland.
Another tradition said that their only means of communication was poetry and music; and in the country poetry and music were still called "the language of the Silent People."
Another tradition said that their only way to communicate was through poetry and music; and in the country, poetry and music were still referred to as "the language of the Silent People."
Naturally enough, men who were teaching the Dawl to run gold, who were digging canals and building bridges, and seeing that the tradesmen gave good measure and used standard weights, and who liked both virtues and commodities to be solid, had little patience for flimsy cheats. Nevertheless, the new rulers were creating their own form of delusion, for it was they who founded in Dorimare the science of jurisprudence, taking as their basis the primitive code used under the Dukes and adapting it to modern conditions by the use of legal fictions.
Naturally, men who were teaching the Dawl to mine gold, building canals and bridges, and ensuring that traders provided fair measurements and used standard weights, had little tolerance for shady tricks. However, the new leaders were crafting their own kind of illusion, as they established the science of law in Dorimare, using the old code from the Dukes as a foundation and adapting it for modern circumstances through legal fictions.
Master Josiah Chanticleer (the father of Master Nathaniel), who had been a very ingenious and learned jurist, had drawn in one of his treatises a curious parallel between fairy things and the law. The men of the revolution, he said, had substituted law for fairy fruit. But whereas only the reigning Duke and his priests had been allowed to partake of the fruit, the law was given freely to rich and poor alike. Again, fairy was delusion, so was the law. At any rate, it was a sort of magic, moulding reality into any shape it chose. But, whereas fairy magic and delusion were for the cozening and robbing of man, the magic of the law was to his intention and for his welfare.
Master Josiah Chanticleer (the father of Master Nathaniel), who was a very clever and knowledgeable lawyer, had drawn an interesting comparison between fairy tales and the law in one of his writings. He said that the revolutionaries had replaced fairy fruit with the law. However, while only the ruling Duke and his priests were allowed to enjoy the fruit, the law was available to both the rich and the poor. Moreover, just like fairy tales were illusions, so was the law. At the end of the day, it was a kind of magic that shaped reality however it wanted. But unlike the deceitful magic of fairy tales that tricked and took advantage of people, the magic of the law was meant for their benefit and well-being.
In the eye of the law, neither Fairyland nor fairy things existed. But then, as Master Josiah had pointed out, the law plays fast and loose with reality—and no one really believes it.
In the eyes of the law, neither Fairyland nor fairies were real. But, as Master Josiah had pointed out, the law often bends reality—and no one truly believes it.
Gradually, an almost physical horror came to be felt for anything connected with the Fairies and Fairyland, and society followed the law in completely ignoring their existence. Indeed, the very word "fairy" became taboo, and was never heard on polite lips, while the greatest insult one Dorimarite could hurl at another was to call him "Son of a Fairy."
Gradually, a deep sense of dread developed around anything related to Fairies and Fairyland, and society chose to completely ignore their existence. In fact, the word "fairy" became taboo and was rarely uttered in polite conversation, while the worst insult one Dorimarite could throw at another was to call him "Son of a Fairy."
But, on the painted ceilings of ancient houses, in the peeling frescoes of old barns, in the fragments of bas-reliefs built into modern structures, and, above all, in the tragic funereal statues of the Fields of Grammary, a Winckelmann, had he visited Dorimare, would have found, as he did in the rococo Rome of the eighteenth century, traces of an old and solemn art, the designs of which served as poncifs to the modern artists. For instance, a well-known advertisement of a certain cheese, which depicted a comic, fat little man menacing with knife and fork an enormous cheese hanging in the sky like the moon, was really a sort of unconscious comic reprisal made against the action depicted in a very ancient Dorimarite design, wherein the moon itself pursued a frieze of tragic fugitives.
But on the painted ceilings of ancient houses, in the peeling frescoes of old barns, in the fragments of bas-reliefs embedded in modern buildings, and especially in the sorrowful funeral statues of the Fields of Grammary, a Winckelmann, had he visited Dorimare, would have discovered, just as he did in the rococo Rome of the eighteenth century, signs of an old and serious art, whose designs inspired modern artists. For example, a well-known advertisement for a certain cheese, which showed a funny, chubby little man threatening with knife and fork an enormous cheese hanging in the sky like the moon, was actually an unconscious comedic response to a very ancient Dorimarite design, where the moon itself chased a frieze of tragic fugitives.
Well, a few years before the opening of this story, a Winckelmann, though an anonymous one, actually did appear in Lud-in-the-Mist; although the field of his enquiries was not limited to the plastic arts. He published a book, entitled Traces of Fairy in the Inhabitants, Customs, Art, Vegetation and Language of Dorimare.
Well, a few years before this story begins, a Winckelmann, even though he was anonymous, really did show up in Lud-in-the-Mist; however, his research wasn’t just focused on the visual arts. He published a book called Traces of Fairy in the Inhabitants, Customs, Art, Vegetation and Language of Dorimare.
His thesis was this: that there was an unmistakable fairy strain running through the race of Dorimarites, which could only be explained by the hypothesis that, in the olden days, there had been frequent intermarriage between them and the Fairies. For instance, the red hair, so frequent in Dorimare, pointed, he maintained, to such a strain. It was also to be found, he asserted, in the cattle of Dorimare. For this assertion he had some foundation, for it was undeniable that from time to time a dun or dapple cow would bring forth a calf of a bluish tinge, whose dung was of a ruddy gold. And tradition taught that all the cattle of Fairyland were blue, and that fairy gold turned into dung when it had crossed the border. Tradition also taught that all the flowers of Fairyland were red, and it was indisputable that the cornflowers of Dorimare sprang up from time to time as red as poppies, and the lilies as red as damask roses. Moreover, he discovered traces of the Fairies' language in the oaths of the Dorimarites and in some of their names. And, to a stranger, it certainly produced an odd impression to hear such high-flown oaths as; by the Sun, Moon and Stars; by the Golden Apples of the West; by the Harvest of Souls; by the White Ladies of the Fields; by the Milky Way, come tumbling out in the same breath with such homely expletives as Busty Bridget; Toasted Cheese; Suffering Cats; by my Great-Aunt's Rump; or to find names like Dreamsweet, Ambrose, Moonlove, wedded to such grotesque surnames as Baldbreech, Fliperarde, or Pyepowders.
His thesis was this: there was definitely a fairy lineage running through the Dorimarites that could only be explained by the idea that, in the past, there had been regular intermarriage between them and the Fairies. For example, the red hair, which was common in Dorimare, pointed to such a lineage, he argued. He also claimed it could be found in the cattle of Dorimare. He had some basis for this claim, as it was undeniable that occasionally a dun or dapple cow would give birth to a calf with a bluish hue, whose dung was a reddish gold. And tradition said that all the cattle of Fairyland were blue, and that fairy gold turned into dung when it crossed the border. Tradition also stated that all the flowers in Fairyland were red, and it was undeniable that the cornflowers in Dorimare occasionally bloomed as red as poppies, and the lilies as red as damask roses. In addition, he found traces of the Fairies' language in the oaths of the Dorimarites and in some of their names. To a stranger, it certainly created a strange impression to hear lofty oaths like: by the Sun, Moon, and Stars; by the Golden Apples of the West; by the Harvest of Souls; by the White Ladies of the Fields; by the Milky Way, mixed in with everyday expressions like Busty Bridget; Toasted Cheese; Suffering Cats; by my Great-Aunt's Rump; or to come across names like Dreamsweet, Ambrose, Moonlove, paired with quirky surnames like Baldbreech, Fliperarde, or Pyepowders.
With regard to the designs of old tapestries and old bas-reliefs, he maintained that they were illustrations of the flora, fauna, and history of Fairyland, and scouted the orthodox theory which explained the strange birds and flowers as being due either to the artists' unbridled fancy or to their imperfect control of their medium, and considered that the fantastic scenes were taken from the rituals of the old religion. For, he insisted, all artistic types, all ritual acts, must be modelled on realities; and Fairyland is the place where what we look upon as symbols and figures actually exist and occur.
Regarding the designs of old tapestries and bas-reliefs, he argued that they were representations of the plants, animals, and history of Fairyland. He dismissed the traditional view that explained the unusual birds and flowers as the result of either the artists' wild imagination or their lack of skill with their medium. Instead, he believed that the fantastical scenes were inspired by the rituals of the ancient religion. He insisted that all artistic forms and ritual practices must be based on real things, and Fairyland is the place where what we consider symbols and figures truly exist and happen.
If the antiquary, then, was correct, the Dorimarite, like a Dutchman of the seventeenth century, smoking his churchwarden among his tulips, and eating his dinner off Delft plates, had trivialised to his own taste the solemn spiritual art of a remote, forbidden land, which he believed to be inhabited by grotesque and evil creatures given over to strange vices and to dark cults ... nevertheless in the veins of the Dutchman of Dorimare there flowed without his knowing it the blood of these same evil creatures.
If the historian was right, the Dorimarite, like a 17th-century Dutchman, puffing on his long pipe among his tulips and eating off Delft plates, had dumbed down the serious spiritual art from a distant, forbidden land, which he thought was home to bizarre and evil beings indulging in strange vices and dark rituals... yet, unbeknownst to him, the blood of those same evil creatures flowed through the veins of the Dutchman from Dorimare.
It is easy to imagine the fury caused in Lud-in-the-Mist by the appearance of this book. The printer was, of course, heavily fined, but he was unable to throw any light on its authorship. The manuscript, he said, had been brought to him by a rough, red-haired lad, whom he had never seen before. All the copies were burned by the common hangman, and there the matter had to rest.
It’s easy to picture the outrage in Lud-in-the-Mist when this book showed up. The printer was fined heavily, but he couldn’t shed any light on who wrote it. He claimed the manuscript was brought to him by a scruffy, red-haired guy he had never seen before. All the copies were burned by the town hangman, and that was the end of it.
In spite of the law's maintaining that Fairyland and everything to do with it was non-existent, it was an open secret that, though fairy fruit was no longer brought into the country with all the pomp of established ritual, anyone who wanted it could always procure it in Lud-in-the-Mist. No great effort had ever been made to discover the means and agents by which it was smuggled into the town; for to eat fairy fruit was regarded as a loathsome and filthy vice, practised in low taverns by disreputable and insignificant people, such as indigo sailors and pigmy Norsemen. True, there had been cases known from time to time, during the couple of centuries that had elapsed since the expulsion of Duke Aubrey, of youths of good family taking to this vice. But to be suspected of such a thing spelled complete social ostracism, and this, combined with the innate horror felt for the stuff by every Dorimarite, caused such cases to be very rare.
Despite the law claiming that Fairyland and everything associated with it didn't exist, it was an open secret that, although fairy fruit was no longer brought into the country with all the traditional fanfare, anyone who wanted it could easily find it in Lud-in-the-Mist. No serious effort had ever been made to figure out how it was smuggled into the town; eating fairy fruit was seen as a disgusting and shameful habit, practiced in seedy taverns by disreputable and unimportant people, like indigo sailors and tiny Norsemen. Sure, there had been occasional instances over the past couple of centuries since Duke Aubrey's expulsion where well-off youths got involved in this vice. But being suspected of that meant complete social rejection, and this, along with the deep-seated disgust every Dorimarite felt for the stuff, made such cases extremely rare.
But some twenty years before the opening of this story, Dorimare had been inflicted with a terrible drought. People were reduced to making bread out of vetches and beans and fern-roots; and marsh and tarn were rifled of their reeds to provide the cattle with food, while the Dawl was diminished to the size of an ordinary rill, as were the other rivers of Dorimare—with the exception of the Dapple. All through the drought the waters of the Dapple remained unimpaired; but this was not to be wondered at, as a river whose sources are in Fairyland has probably mysterious sources of moisture. But, as the drought burned relentlessly on, in the country districts an ever-increasing number of people succumbed to the vice of fairy fruit-eating ... with tragic results to themselves, for though the fruit was very grateful to their parched throats, its spiritual effects were most alarming, and every day fresh rumours reached Lud-in-the-Mist (it was in the country districts that this epidemic, for so we must call it, raged) of madness, suicide, orgiastic dances, and wild doings under the moon. But the more they ate the more they wanted, and though they admitted that the fruit produced an agony of mind, they maintained that for one who had experienced this agony life would cease to be life without it.
But about twenty years before this story starts, Dorimare went through a terrible drought. People had to make bread out of vetches, beans, and fern roots; they stripped the marshes and ponds of their reeds to feed the livestock, and the Dawl shrank to the size of a small stream, as did the other rivers in Dorimare—except for the Dapple. Throughout the drought, the water in the Dapple stayed full; this wasn’t surprising, since a river that starts in Fairyland likely has hidden sources of moisture. But as the drought continued relentlessly, an increasing number of people in the rural areas fell into the habit of eating fairy fruit... with tragic consequences for themselves. Though the fruit soothed their parched throats, its spiritual effects were alarming, and every day fresh rumors reached Lud-in-the-Mist (the epidemic, as we must call it, raged in the countryside) of madness, suicide, wild dances, and crazy behavior under the moon. But the more they consumed, the more they craved, and even though they admitted that the fruit caused a mental anguish, they insisted that for someone who had tasted this anguish, life would become unbearable without it.
How the fruit got across the border remained a mystery, and all the efforts of the magistrates to stop it were useless. In vain they invented a legal fiction (as we have seen, the law took no cognisance of fairy things) that turned fairy fruit into a form of woven silk and, hence, contraband in Dorimare; in vain they fulminated in the Senate against all smugglers and all men of depraved minds and filthy habits—silently, surely, the supply of fairy fruit continued to meet the demand. Then, with the first rain, both began to decrease. But the inefficiency of the magistrates in this national crisis was never forgotten, and "feckless as a magistrate in the great drought" became a proverb in Dorimare.
How the fruit crossed the border remained a mystery, and all the efforts of the officials to stop it were pointless. They futilely created a legal fiction (as we’ve seen, the law didn’t acknowledge fairy things) that turned fairy fruit into a kind of woven silk and, therefore, illegal in Dorimare; they futilely railed in the Senate against all smugglers and all people with corrupt minds and dirty habits—silently and surely, the supply of fairy fruit kept meeting the demand. Then, with the first rain, both began to decrease. But the incompetence of the officials during this national crisis was never forgotten, and "inept as an official in the great drought" became a saying in Dorimare.
As a matter of fact, the ruling class of Dorimare had become incapable of handling any serious business. The wealthy merchants of Lud-in-the-Mist, the descendants of the men of the revolution and the hereditary rulers of Dorimare had, by this time, turned into a set of indolent, self-indulgent, humorous gentlemen, with hearts as little touched to tragic issues as those of their forefathers, but with none of their forefathers' sterling qualities.
As a matter of fact, the ruling class of Dorimare had become incapable of handling any serious business. The wealthy merchants of Lud-in-the-Mist, the descendants of the revolutionaries and the hereditary leaders of Dorimare, had, by this time, turned into a group of lazy, self-indulgent, humorous gentlemen, with hearts as little moved by tragic issues as those of their ancestors, but lacking any of their ancestors' admirable qualities.
A class struggling to assert itself, to discover its true shape, which lies hidden, as does the statue in the marble, in the hard, resisting material of life itself, must, in the nature of things, be different from that same class when chisel and mallet have been laid aside, and it has actually become what it had so long been struggling to be. For one thing, wealth had ceased to be a delicate, exotic blossom. It had become naturalised in Dorimare, and was now a hardy perennial, docilely renewing itself year after year, and needing no tending from the gardeners.
A class that’s trying to establish itself and find its true form, which is hidden like a statue in marble, within the tough, resistant material of life itself, must, by its very nature, be different from that same class once the tools of creation have been put down and it has finally become what it had worked so hard to achieve. For one thing, wealth had stopped being a rare, delicate flower. It had become a part of everyday life in Dorimare, and was now a reliable, robust plant, effortlessly renewing itself year after year without needing care from the gardeners.
Hence sprang leisure, that fissure in the solid masonry of works and days in which take seed a myriad curious little flowers—good cookery, and shining mahogany, and a fashion in dress, that, like a baroque bust, is fantastic through sheer wittiness, and porcelain shepherdesses, and the humours, and endless jokes—in fact, the toys, material and spiritual, of civilisation. But they were as different as possible from the toys of that older civilisation that littered the attics of the Chanticleers. About these there had been something tragic and a little sinister; while all the manifestations of the modern civilisation were like fire-light—fantastic, but homely.
Hence arose leisure, that break in the solid structure of work and daily life where countless curious little pleasures blossom—good cooking, polished mahogany, and a style of dress that, like a baroque statue, is playful through sheer cleverness, along with porcelain shepherdesses, and humor, and endless jokes—in fact, the toys, both physical and spiritual, of civilization. But they were as different as could be from the toys of that older civilization that cluttered the attics of the Chanticleers. There was something tragic and a bit dark about those; whereas all the expressions of modern civilization were like firelight—intriguing, yet familiar.
Such, then, were the men in whose hands lay the welfare of the country. And, it must be confessed, they knew but little and cared still less about the common people for whom they legislated.
Such were the men who held the country's future in their hands. And, to be honest, they knew very little and cared even less about the ordinary people for whom they made laws.
For instance, they were unaware that in the country Duke Aubrey's memory was still green. It was not only that natural children still went by the name of "Duke Aubrey's brats"; that when they saw a falling star old women would say, "Duke Aubrey has shot a roe"; and that on the anniversary of his expulsion, maidens would fling into the Dapple, for luck, garlands woven out of the two plants that had formed the badge of the Dukes—ivy and squills. He was a living reality to the country people; so much so that, when leakages were found in the vats, or when a horse was discovered in the morning with his coat stained and furrowed with sweat, some rogue of a farm-hand could often escape punishment by swearing that Duke Aubrey had been the culprit. And there was not a farm or village that had not at least one inhabitant who swore that he had seen him, on some midsummer's eve, or some night of the winter solstice, galloping past at the head of his fairy hunt, with harlequin ribbands streaming in the wind, to the sound of innumerable bells.
For example, they didn’t realize that Duke Aubrey was still a well-known figure in the countryside. It wasn’t just that people called natural children “Duke Aubrey’s brats”; when they saw a shooting star, old women would say, “Duke Aubrey has shot a roe”; and on the anniversary of his banishment, young women would toss garlands made from the two plants that symbolized the Dukes—ivy and squills—into the Dapple for good luck. He felt like a real presence to the farmers; so much so that when leaks were discovered in the vats, or when a horse was found in the morning with a coat stained and damp from sweat, some crafty farmhand could often dodge punishment by claiming that Duke Aubrey was to blame. There wasn’t a farm or village that didn’t have at least one person who insisted they’d seen him, on some midsummer's eve or during the winter solstice, riding by at the front of his fairy hunt, with harlequin ribbons fluttering in the wind, accompanied by the sound of countless bells.
But of Fairyland and its inhabitants the country people knew no more than did the merchants of Lud-in-the-Mist. Between the two countries stood the barrier of the Debatable Hills, the foothills of which were called the Elfin Marches, and were fraught, tradition said, with every kind of danger, both physical and moral. No one in the memory of man had crossed these hills, and to do so was considered tantamount to death.
But the locals knew as little about Fairyland and its inhabitants as the merchants of Lud-in-the-Mist. Between the two lands stood the barrier of the Debatable Hills, the foothills of which were known as the Elfin Marches, said to be filled with every kind of danger, both physical and moral. No one in living memory had crossed these hills, and doing so was thought to be as good as facing death.
CHAPTER III
THE BEGINNING OF TROUBLE
The social life of Lud-in-the-Mist began in spring and ended in autumn. In winter the citizens preferred their own fire-sides; they had an unreasoning dislike of being out after nightfall, a dislike due not so much to fear as to habit. Though the habit may have sprung from some forgotten danger that, long ago, had made their ancestors shun the dark.
The social life of Lud-in-the-Mist started in spring and wrapped up in autumn. During winter, the townspeople preferred to stay by their own fireplaces; they had an irrational aversion to being out after dark, which was less about fear and more about routine. This routine might have originated from an ancient danger that once caused their ancestors to avoid the darkness.
So it was always with relief as well as with joy that they welcomed the first appearance of spring—scarcely crediting at first that it was a reality shared by all the world, and not merely an optical delusion confined to their own eyes in their own garden. There, the lawn was certainly green, the larches and thorns even startlingly so, and the almonds had rose-coloured blossoms; but the fields and trees in the hazy distance beyond their own walls were still grey and black. Yes, the colours in their own garden must be due merely to some gracious accident of light, and when that light shifted the colours would vanish.
So they always felt both relieved and joyful when spring finally showed up—barely believing at first that it was something everyone else could experience too, and not just a trick of the light seen in their own garden. In their garden, the lawn was definitely green, the larches and thorns were even surprisingly vivid, and the almond trees had pink blossoms; but the fields and trees in the hazy distance beyond their walls were still grey and black. Yes, the colors in their garden must have been just a lucky fluke of light, and when that light changed, the colors would disappear.
But everywhere, steadily, invisibly, the trees' winter foliage of white sky or amethyst grey dusk was turning to green and gold.
But everywhere, steadily, and without being noticed, the trees' winter leaves of white sky or amethyst grey dusk were changing to green and gold.
All the world over we are very conscious of the trees in spring, and watch with delight how the network of twigs on the wych-elms is becoming spangled with tiny puce flowers, like little beetles caught in a spider's web, and how little lemon-coloured buds are studding the thorn. While as to the long red-gold buds of the horse-chestnuts—they come bursting out with a sort of a visual bang. And now the beech is hatching its tiny perfectly-formed leaves—and all the other trees in turn.
All around the world, we really notice the trees in spring and enjoy watching how the branches of the wych-elms get dotted with tiny purple flowers, looking like little beetles stuck in a spider's web, and how the thorn is covered in small lemon-colored buds. And the long, red-gold buds of the horse-chestnuts burst open with a kind of visual pop. Now the beech is bringing forth its tiny, perfectly shaped leaves, and all the other trees follow suit.
And at first we delight in the diversity of the colours and shapes of the various young leaves—noting how those of the birch are like a swarm of green bees, and those of the lime so transparent that they are stained black with the shadow of those above and beneath them, and how those of the elm diaper the sky with the prettiest pattern, and are the ones that grow the most slowly.
And at first, we enjoy the variety of colors and shapes of the different young leaves—seeing how those of the birch look like a swarm of green bees, and those of the lime are so transparent that they get stained black from the shadows of the leaves above and below them, and how the elm leaves create the most beautiful pattern in the sky, and also grow the slowest.
Then we cease to note their idiosyncrasies, and they merge, till autumn, into one solid, unobtrusive green curtain for throwing into relief brighter and sharper things. There is nothing so dumb as a tree in full leaf.
Then we stop noticing their quirks, and they blend together, until autumn, into one solid, unassuming green backdrop that highlights brighter and sharper things. There's nothing so dull as a tree in full leaf.
It was in the spring of his fiftieth year that Master Nathaniel Chanticleer had his first real anxiety. It concerned his only son Ranulph, a little boy of twelve years old.
It was in the spring of his fiftieth year that Master Nathaniel Chanticleer experienced his first real anxiety. It was about his only son, Ranulph, a twelve-year-old boy.
Master Nathaniel had been elected that year to the highest office in the state—that of Mayor of Lud-in-the-Mist and High Seneschal of Dorimare. Ex officio, he was president of the Senate and chief justice on the Bench. According to the constitution, as drawn up by the men of the revolution, he was responsible for the safety and defence of the country in case of attack by sea or land; it was for him to see that both justice and the country's revenues were properly administered; and his time was held to be at the disposal of the most obscure citizen with a grievance.
Master Nathaniel had been elected that year to the highest office in the state—Mayor of Lud-in-the-Mist and High Seneschal of Dorimare. As a result, he served as president of the Senate and chief justice on the Bench. According to the constitution, created by the revolutionaries, he was responsible for the safety and defense of the country in case of an attack by sea or land; it was his duty to ensure that both justice and the country's revenues were properly managed; and he was expected to make time for even the most ordinary citizen with a complaint.
Actually—apart from presiding on the Bench—his duties had come to consist of nothing more onerous than being a genial and dignified chairman of a comfortable and select club, for that was what in reality the Senate had now become. Nevertheless, though it was open to question whether his official duties were of the slightest use to anyone, they were numerous enough to occupy most of his time and to cause him to be unconscious of the under-currents in his home.
Actually—aside from being on the Bench—his responsibilities had turned into nothing more burdensome than being a friendly and dignified chairman of a cozy and exclusive club, because that was what the Senate had really become. Still, even though it was debatable whether his official duties were of any real benefit to anyone, they were enough to keep him busy most of the time and to make him unaware of the hidden tensions at home.
Ranulph had always been a dreamy, rather delicate child, and backward for his years. Up to the age of seven, or thereabouts, he had caused his mother much anxiety by his habit, when playing in the garden, of shouting out remarks to an imaginary companion. And he was fond of talking nonsense (according to the ideas of Lud-in-the-Mist, slightly obscene nonsense) about golden cups, and snow-white ladies milking azure cows, and the sound of tinkling bridles at midnight. But children are apt, all the world over, to have nasty little minds; and this type of talk was not uncommon among the children of Lud-in-the-Mist, and, as they nearly always grew out of it, little attention was paid to it.
Ranulph had always been a dreamy, somewhat fragile kid, and a bit behind for his age. Up until he was about seven, he made his mother quite anxious with his habit of shouting remarks to an imaginary friend while playing in the garden. He loved talking nonsense (which, in the eyes of Lud-in-the-Mist, was slightly inappropriate) about golden cups, snow-white ladies milking blue cows, and the sound of tinkling bridles at midnight. But kids everywhere tend to have wild imaginations; this kind of talk was pretty common among the kids in Lud-in-the-Mist, and since they usually grew out of it, not much attention was paid to it.
Then, when he was a few years older, the sudden death of a young scullery maid affected him so strongly that for two days he would not touch food, but lay with frightened eyes tossing and trembling in bed, like a newly-caught bird in a cage. When his shocked and alarmed mother (his father was at the seaport town on business at the time) tried to comfort him by reminding him that he had not been particularly fond of the scullery-maid while she was alive, he had cried out irritably, "No, no, it isn't her ... it's the thing that has happened to her!"
Then, a few years later, the sudden death of a young kitchen maid hit him so hard that he wouldn't eat for two days. He lay in bed with scared eyes, tossing and trembling like a newly-caught bird in a cage. When his shocked and worried mother (his father was away on business at the seaport) tried to comfort him by saying that he hadn’t been particularly close to the kitchen maid while she was alive, he yelled back irritably, "No, no, it’s not about her... it’s what happened to her!"
But all that was when he was still quite a little boy, and, as he grew older, he had seemed to become much more normal.
But all that was when he was still a little kid, and as he got older, he seemed to become much more normal.
But that spring his tutor had come to Dame Marigold to complain of his inattention at his studies, and sudden unreasonable outbreaks of passion. "To tell the you truth, ma'am, I think the little fellow can't be well," the tutor had said.
But that spring his tutor had gone to Dame Marigold to complain about his lack of focus in school and sudden, unreasonable outbursts of anger. "To be honest, ma'am, I think the little guy might not be feeling well," the tutor had said.
So Dame Marigold sent for the good old family doctor, who said there was nothing the matter with him but a little overheating of the blood, a thing very common in the spring; and prescribed sprigs of borage in wine: "the best cordial for lazy scholars," and he winked and pinched Ranulph's ear, adding that in June he might be given an infusion of damask roses to complete the cure.
So, Dame Marigold called for the family doctor, who said there was nothing wrong with him, just a bit of overheating of the blood, something pretty common in the spring. He prescribed sprigs of borage in wine: "the best tonic for laid-back students," and he winked and pinched Ranulph's ear, adding that in June he could have an infusion of damask roses to finish the treatment.
But the sprigs of borage did not make Ranulph any more attentive to his lessons; while Dame Marigold had no longer need of the tutor's hints to realise that the little boy was not himself. What alarmed her most in his condition was the violent effort that he had evidently to make in order to react in the least to his surroundings. For instance, if she offered him a second helping at dinner, he would clench his fists, and beads of perspiration would break out on his forehead, so great an effort did it require to answer Yes or No.
But the borage sprigs didn’t make Ranulph any more focused on his lessons; meanwhile, Dame Marigold no longer needed the tutor’s hints to see that the little boy wasn't himself. What alarmed her the most about his condition was the intense effort he had to exert just to respond to his surroundings. For example, when she offered him a second helping at dinner, he would clench his fists, and beads of sweat would form on his forehead, as it took so much effort just to say Yes or No.
There had never been any real sympathy between Ranulph and his mother (she had always preferred her daughter, Prunella), and she knew that if she were to ask him what ailed him he would not tell her; so, instead, she asked Ranulph's great ally and confidant, Master Nathaniel's old nurse, Mistress Hempen.
There was never any real connection between Ranulph and his mother (she always favored her daughter, Prunella), and she understood that if she asked him what was bothering him, he wouldn’t share. So instead, she asked Ranulph's close friend and confidant, Master Nathaniel's old nurse, Mistress Hempen.
Hempie, as they called her, had served the family of Chanticleer for nearly fifty years, in fact ever since the birth of Master Nathaniel. And now she was called the housekeeper, though her duties were of the lightest, and consisted mainly of keeping the store-room keys and mending the linen.
Hempie, as they called her, had worked for the Chanticleer family for almost fifty years, ever since Master Nathaniel was born. Now she was referred to as the housekeeper, although her responsibilities were minimal and mostly involved keeping the store-room keys and repairing the linen.
She was a fine, hale old country-woman, with a wonderful gift for amusing children. Not only did she know all the comic nursery stories of Dorimare (Ranulph's favourite was about a pair of spectacles whose ambition was to ride on the nose of the Man-in-the-Moon, and who, in vain attempts to reach their goal, were always leaping off the nose of their unfortunate possessor), but she was, as well, an incomparable though sedentary playfellow, and from her arm-chair would direct, with seemingly unflagging interest, the manoeuvres of lead soldiers or the movements of marionettes. Indeed, her cosy room at the top of the house seemed to Ranulph to have the power of turning every object that crossed its threshold into a toy: the ostrich egg hanging from the ceiling by a crimson cord, the little painted wax effigies of his grandparents on the chimney-piece, the old spinning-wheel, even the empty bobbins, which made excellent wooden soldiers, and the pots of jam standing in rows to be labelled—they all presented infinite possibilities of being played with; while her fire seemed to purr more contentedly than other fires and to carry prettier pictures in its red, glowing heart.
She was a sturdy, lively old country woman with a fantastic talent for entertaining kids. Not only did she know all the funny nursery stories from Dorimare (Ranulph's favorite was about a pair of glasses whose dream was to ride on the nose of the Man-in-the-Moon, and who, in their unsuccessful attempts to reach that goal, kept jumping off the nose of their hapless owner), but she was also an amazing, if immobile, playmate, guiding the activities of toy soldiers or puppets from her armchair with what seemed like endless enthusiasm. In fact, her cozy room at the top of the house felt to Ranulph like it turned everything that entered into a toy: the ostrich egg hanging from the ceiling by a red cord, the little painted wax figures of his grandparents on the mantel, the old spinning wheel, even the empty spools, which made great wooden soldiers, and the jars of jam lined up to be labeled—they all offered endless opportunities for play; while her fire seemed to glow more happily than other fires and displayed prettier images in its warm, flickering heart.
Well, rather timidly (for Hempie had a rough edge to her tongue, and had never ceased to look upon her mistress as a young and foolish interloper), Dame Marigold told her that she was beginning to be a little anxious about Ranulph. Hempie shot her a sharp look over her spectacles, and, pursing her lips, drily remarked, "Well, ma'am, it's taken you a long time to see it."
Well, rather shyly (since Hempie had a sharp tongue and always viewed her mistress as a young and foolish intruder), Dame Marigold told her that she was starting to worry a bit about Ranulph. Hempie gave her a piercing look over her glasses, and, pursing her lips, dryly remarked, "Well, ma'am, it's taken you a while to notice."
But when Dame Marigold tried to find out what she thought was the matter with him, she would only shake her head mysteriously, and mutter that it was no use crying over spilt milk, and least said soonest mended.
But when Dame Marigold tried to figure out what she thought was wrong with him, she would just shake her head mysteriously and mumble that there's no use crying over spilled milk, and the less said the better.
When finally the baffled Dame Marigold got up to go, the old woman cried shrilly: "Now, ma'am, remember, not a word of this to the master! He was never one that could stand being worried. He's like his father in that. My old mistress used often to say to me, 'Now, Polly, we won't tell the master. He can't stand worry.' Aye, all the Chanticleers are wonderful sensitive." And the unexpressed converse of the last statement was, "All the Vigils, on the other hand, have the hides of buffaloes."
When the confused Dame Marigold finally got up to leave, the old woman shouted, "Now, ma'am, remember, not a word of this to the master! He can't handle being worried. He’s just like his father in that way. My old mistress used to tell me, 'Now, Polly, we won't tell the master. He can't handle worry.' Yeah, all the Chanticleers are really sensitive." And the unspoken truth of that last statement was, "All the Vigils, on the other hand, are as tough as buffalo."
Dame Marigold, however, had no intention of mentioning the matter as yet to Master Nathaniel. Whether or not it was due to the Chanticleers' superior sensitiveness of soul, the slightest worry, as she knew to her cost, made him unbearably irritable.
Dame Marigold, however, had no plans to bring this up with Master Nathaniel just yet. Whether it was because of the Chanticleers' heightened sensitivity, she knew from experience that even the smallest worry could make him unbelievably irritable.
He had evidently, as yet, noticed nothing himself. Most of his day was spent in the Senate and his counting-house; besides, his interest in other people's lives was not extended to those of his own household.
He clearly hadn't noticed anything yet. Most of his day was spent in the Senate and at his office; plus, he didn't take much interest in the lives of the people in his own home.
As to his feelings for Ranulph, it must be confessed that he looked upon him more as an heirloom than as a son. In fact, unconsciously, he placed him in the same category as the crystal goblet with which Duke Aubrey's father had baptized the first ship owned by a Chanticleer, or the sword with which his ancestor had helped to turn Duke Aubrey off the throne—objects that he very rarely either looked at or thought about, though the loss of them would have caused him to go half mad with rage and chagrin.
As for his feelings towards Ranulph, he had to admit that he saw him more as a family treasure than as a son. In fact, without realizing it, he put him in the same category as the crystal goblet that Duke Aubrey's father had used to bless the first ship owned by a Chanticleer, or the sword that his ancestor had used to help remove Duke Aubrey from the throne—things he hardly ever looked at or thought about, even though losing them would make him extremely angry and upset.
However, one evening, early in April, the matter was forced upon his attention in a very painful manner.
However, one evening, early in April, the issue was brought to his attention in a very upsetting way.
By this time spring had come to all the world, and the citizens of Lud-in-the-Mist were beginning to organise their life for summer—copper vessels were being cleaned and polished for the coming labours of the still-room, arbours in the gardens swept out and cleaned, and fishing-tackle overhauled; and people began to profit by the longer days by giving supper-parties to their friends.
By this time, spring had arrived everywhere, and the people of Lud-in-the-Mist were starting to prepare for summer—copper pots were being cleaned and polished for the upcoming work in the kitchen, the garden arbors were being tidied up, and fishing gear was being checked; people began to take advantage of the longer days by hosting dinner parties for their friends.
Nobody in Lud-in-the-Mist loved parties more than Master Nathaniel. They were a temporary release. It was as if the tune of his life were suddenly set to a different and gayer key; so that, while nothing was substantially changed, and the same chairs stood in the same places, with people sitting in them that he met every day, and there was even the same small, dull ache in one of his teeth, nevertheless the sting, or rather the staleness, was taken out of it all. So it was very gleefully that he sent invitations to all his cronies to come "and meet a Moongrass cheese"—as he had done every April for the last twenty-five years.
Nobody in Lud-in-the-Mist loved parties more than Master Nathaniel. They were a temporary escape. It was as if the rhythm of his life suddenly shifted to a different and happier vibe; so that, while nothing really changed, and the same chairs were in the same spots, with people sitting in them he saw every day, and there was even the same small, dull ache in one of his teeth, the bite, or rather the boredom, was taken out of it all. So it was with great joy that he sent invitations to all his friends to come "and meet a Moongrass cheese"—just like he had done every April for the last twenty-five years.
Moongrass was a village of Dorimare famous for its cheeses—and rightly so, for to look at they were as beautiful as Parian marble veined with jade, and they had to perfection the flavour of all good cheeses—that blending of the perfume of meadows with the cleanly stench of the byre. It was the Moongrass cheeses that were the subject of the comic advertisement described in a previous chapter.
Moongrass was a village in Dorimare known for its cheeses—and rightly so, because they were as stunning as Parian marble streaked with jade, and they had the perfect flavor of all great cheeses—that combination of the scent of meadows with the fresh smell of the barn. It was the Moongrass cheeses that were featured in the funny ad mentioned in a previous chapter.
By seven o'clock the Chanticleers' parlour was filled with a crowd of stout, rosy, gaily-dressed guests, chattering and laughing like a flock of paroquets. Only Ranulph was silent; but that was to be expected from a little boy of twelve years old in the presence of his elders. However, he need not have sulked in a corner, nor responded quite so surlily to the jocular remarks addressed him by his father's guests.
By seven o'clock, the Chanticleers' living room was bustling with a crowd of cheerful, rosy-faced guests dressed in bright clothes, chatting and laughing like a bunch of parrots. The only one silent was Ranulph, which was to be expected from a twelve-year-old boy around adults. Still, he didn't have to sulk in a corner or respond so grumpily to the teasing comments from his father's guests.
Master Nathaniel, of course, had a well-stored cellar, and the evening began with glasses of delicious wild-thyme gin, a cordial for which that cellar was famous. But, as well, he had a share in a common cellar, owned jointly by all the families of the ruling class—a cellar of old, mellow jokes that, unlike bottles of wine, never ran dry. Whatever there was of ridiculous or lovable in each member of the group was distilled into one of these jokes, so that at will one could intoxicate oneself with one's friends' personalities—swallow, as it were, the whole comic draught of them. And, seeing that in these old jokes the accumulated irritation that inevitably results from intimacy evaporated and turned to sweetness, like the juice of the grape they promoted friendship and cordiality—between the members of the group, that is to say. For each variety of humour is a sort of totem, making at once for unity and separation. Its votaries it unites into a closely-knit brotherhood, but it separates them sharply off from all the rest of the world. Perhaps the chief reason for the lack of sympathy between the rulers and the ruled in Dorimare was that, in humour, they belonged to different totems.
Master Nathaniel, of course, had a well-stocked cellar, and the evening started with glasses of delicious wild-thyme gin, a drink for which that cellar was famous. Additionally, he had a share in a communal cellar, owned by all the families in the ruling class—a cellar of old, mellow jokes that, unlike bottles of wine, never ran dry. Whatever was ridiculous or lovable in each member of the group was captured in one of these jokes, allowing one to get a taste of their friends' personalities—essentially downing a whole funny experience. And since these old jokes transformed the built-up irritation that comes from closeness into something sweet, like grape juice, they fostered friendship and warmth—at least among the group members. Because each type of humor serves as a kind of totem, it brings unity and separation at once. It unites its fans into a tight-knit brotherhood but distinctly separates them from everyone else. Perhaps the main reason for the lack of understanding between the rulers and the ruled in Dorimare was that, in terms of humor, they belonged to different totems.
Anyhow, everyone there tonight shared the same totem, and each one of them was the hero of one of the old jokes. Master Nathaniel was asked if his crimson velvet breeches were a blackish crimson because, many years ago, he had forgotten to go into mourning for his father-in-law; and when Dame Marigold had, finally, tentatively pointed out to him his omission, he had replied angrily, "I am in mourning!" Then, when with upraised eyebrows she had looked at the canary-coloured stockings that he had just purchased, he had said sheepishly, "Anyhow, it's a blackish canary."
Anyway, everyone there tonight shared the same symbol, and each of them was the punchline of one of the old jokes. Master Nathaniel was asked if his crimson velvet pants were a blackish crimson because, many years ago, he forgot to mourn for his father-in-law; and when Dame Marigold finally and hesitantly pointed out his mistake, he had responded angrily, "I am in mourning!" Then, when she raised her eyebrows at the bright yellow stockings he had just bought, he said sheepishly, "Well, it's a blackish canary."
Few wines have as strong a flavour of the grape as this old joke had of Master Nathaniel. His absent-mindedness was in it, his power of seeing things as he wanted them to be (he had genuinely believed himself to be in mourning) and, finally, in the "blackish canary" there was the tendency, which he had inherited, perhaps, from his legal ancestors, to believe that one could play with reality and give it what shape one chose.
Few wines have as strong a flavor of the grape as this old joke had of Master Nathaniel. His absent-mindedness was evident, as was his ability to see things as he wished them to be (he truly believed he was in mourning), and finally, in the "blackish canary," there was the tendency he may have inherited from his legal ancestors to think that one could manipulate reality and shape it however they wanted.
Then, Master Ambrose Honeysuckle was asked whether the Honeysuckles considered a Moongrass cheese to be a cheese; the point being that Master Ambrose had an exaggerated sense of the importance of his own family, and once in the law-courts, when the question arose as to whether a dragon (there were still a few harmless, effete dragons lurking in caves in out-of-the-way parts of Dorimare) were a bird or a reptile, he had said, with an air of finality, "The Honeysuckles have always considered them to be reptiles." And his wife, Dame Jessamine, was asked if she wanted her supper "on paper," owing to her habit of pinning her husband down to any rash promise, such as that of a new barouche, by saying, "I'd like that on paper, Ambrose."
Then, Master Ambrose Honeysuckle was asked whether the Honeysuckles thought a Moongrass cheese counted as cheese; the thing was that Master Ambrose had an inflated sense of his family's importance. Once, in court, when the question came up about whether a dragon (there were still a few harmless, out-of-date dragons hiding in caves in remote areas of Dorimare) was a bird or a reptile, he declared, with certainty, "The Honeysuckles have always believed they are reptiles." His wife, Dame Jessamine, was asked if she wanted her supper "written down," because she had a habit of holding her husband to any hasty promise, like that of a new carriage, by saying, "I'd like that in writing, Ambrose."
And then there was Dame Marigold's brother, Master Polydore Vigil, and his wife, Dame Dreamsweet, and old Mat Pyepowders and his preposterous, chattering dame, and the Peregrine Laquers and the Goceline Flacks and the Hyacinth Baldbreeches—in fact, all the cream of the society of Lud-in-the-Mist, and each of them labelled with his or her appropriate joke. And the old jokes went round and round, like bottles of port, and with each round the company grew more hilarious.
And then there was Dame Marigold's brother, Master Polydore Vigil, his wife, Dame Dreamsweet, old Mat Pyepowders with his ridiculous, chattering wife, the Peregrine Laquers, the Goceline Flacks, and the Hyacinth Baldbreeches—in fact, all the top people in the society of Lud-in-the-Mist, each one associated with their own inside joke. The old jokes circulated like bottles of port, and with every round, the group became more and more uproarious.
The anonymous antiquary could have found in the culinary language of Dorimare another example to support his thesis; for the menu of the supper provided by Dame Marigold for her guests sounded like a series of tragic sonnets. The first dish was called "The Bitter-Sweet Mystery"—it was a soup of herbs on the successful blending of which the cooks of Lud-in-the-Mist based their reputation. This was followed by "The Lottery of Dreams," which consisted of such delicacies as quail, snails, chicken's liver, plovers' eggs, peacocks' hearts, concealed under a mountain of boiled rice. Then came "True-Love-in-Ashes," a special way of preparing pigeons; and last, "Death's Violets," an extremely indigestible pudding decorated with sugared violets.
The anonymous historian could have found in the food culture of Dorimare another example to support his theory; the menu for the dinner hosted by Dame Marigold for her guests sounded like a series of tragic poems. The first dish was called "The Bitter-Sweet Mystery"—a herb soup on which the cooks of Lud-in-the-Mist based their reputation. This was followed by "The Lottery of Dreams," which included delicacies like quail, snails, chicken liver, plovers' eggs, and peacock hearts, all hidden under a mountain of boiled rice. Then came "True-Love-in-Ashes," a special way of preparing pigeons; and finally, "Death's Violets," an incredibly hard-to-digest pudding topped with sugared violets.
"And now!" cried Master Nathaniel gleefully, "here comes the turn of our old friend! Fill your glasses, and drink to the King of Moongrass Cheeses!"
"And now!" shouted Master Nathaniel excitedly, "here comes the moment for our old friend! Fill your glasses, and toast to the King of Moongrass Cheeses!"
"To the King of Moongrass Cheeses!" echoed the guests, stamping with their feet and banging on the table. Whereupon Master Nathaniel seized a knife, and was about to plunge it into the magnificent cheese, when suddenly Ranulph rushed round to his side and, with tears in his eyes, implored him, in a shrill terrified voice, not to cut the cheese. The guests, thinking it must be some obscure joke, tittered encouragingly, and Master Nathaniel, after staring at him in amazement for a few seconds, said testily, "What's taken the boy? Hands off, Ranulph, I say! Have you gone mad?" But Ranulph's eyes were now starting out of his head in fury, and, hanging on to his father's arm, he screamed in his shrill, childish voice, "No, you won't! you won't, you won't! I won't let you!"
"To the King of Moongrass Cheeses!" echoed the guests, stomping their feet and banging on the table. Just then, Master Nathaniel grabbed a knife, ready to plunge it into the magnificent cheese, when suddenly Ranulph rushed to his side and, tears streaming down his face, begged him in a panicked voice not to cut the cheese. The guests, thinking it was some obscure joke, chuckled encouragingly, and Master Nathaniel, after staring at him in disbelief for a few seconds, snapped, "What's wrong with the boy? Hands off, Ranulph, I say! Have you lost your mind?" But Ranulph's eyes were now wide with anger, and clinging to his father's arm, he screamed in his high-pitched, childish voice, "No, you won't! You won't, you won't! I won't let you!"
"That's right, Ranulph!" laughed one of the guests. "You stand up to your father!"
"That's right, Ranulph!" laughed one of the guests. "You stand up to your dad!"
"By the Milky Way! Marigold," roared Master Nathaniel, beginning to lose his temper, "what's taken the boy, I ask?"
"By the Milky Way! Marigold," shouted Master Nathaniel, starting to lose his temper, "where's the boy, I want to know?"
Dame Marigold was looking nervous. "Ranulph! Ranulph!" she cried reproachfully, "go back to your place, and don't tease your father."
Dame Marigold looked anxious. "Ranulph! Ranulph!" she exclaimed disapprovingly, "go back to your spot, and stop bothering your father."
"No! No! No!" shrieked Ranulph still more shrilly, "he shall not kill the moon ... he shall not, I say. If he does, all the flowers will wither in Fairyland."
"No! No! No!" screamed Ranulph even more loudly, "he can't kill the moon ... he can't, I tell you. If he does, all the flowers will die in Fairyland."
How am I to convey to you the effect that these words produced on the company? It would not be adequate to ask you to imagine your own feelings were your host's small son suddenly, in a mixed company, to pour forth a stream of obscene language; for Ranulph's words were not merely a shock to good taste—they aroused, as well, some of the superstitious terror caused by the violation of a taboo.
How can I express the impact that these words had on the group? It wouldn't be enough to ask you to picture how you would feel if your host's young son suddenly unleashed a barrage of foul language in a mixed gathering; because Ranulph's words weren't just shocking to good taste—they also stirred up some of the superstitious fear that comes from breaking a social taboo.
The ladies all blushed crimson, the gentlemen looked stern, while Master Nathaniel, his face purple, yelled in a voice of thunder, "Go to bed this instant, Ranulph ... and I'll come and deal with you later on"; and Ranulph, who suddenly seemed to have lost all interest in the fate of the cheese, meekly left the room.
The ladies all turned bright red, the gentlemen appeared serious, while Master Nathaniel, his face flushed, shouted in a booming voice, "Go to bed right now, Ranulph ... and I'll deal with you later"; and Ranulph, who suddenly seemed to have no interest in the cheese anymore, quietly left the room.
There were no more jokes that evening, and on most of the plates the cheese lay neglected; and in spite of the efforts of some of the guests, conversation flagged sadly, so that it was scarcely nine o'clock when the party broke up.
There were no more jokes that evening, and on most of the plates the cheese was left untouched; and despite some guests trying to keep things going, conversation dropped off significantly, so that it was hardly nine o'clock when the party ended.
When Master Nathaniel was left alone with Dame Marigold he fiercely demanded an explanation of Ranulph's behaviour. But she merely shrugged her shoulders wearily, and said she thought the boy must have gone mad, and told him how for some weeks he had seemed to her unlike himself.
When Master Nathaniel was left alone with Dame Marigold, he angrily demanded an explanation for Ranulph's behavior. But she just shrugged her shoulders tiredly and said she thought the boy must have gone crazy, explaining how he had seemed different from himself for a few weeks.
"Then why wasn't I told? Why wasn't I told?" stormed Master Nathaniel. Again Dame Marigold shrugged her shoulders, and, as she looked at him, there was a gleam of delicate, humourous contempt in her heavily-lidded eyes. Dame Marigold's eyes, by the way, had a characteristic, which was to be found often enough among the Ludites—you would have called them dreamy and languorous, had it not been for the expression of the mouth, which with its long satirical upper lip, like that of an old judge, and the whimsical twist to its corners, reacted on the eyes, and made them mocking and almost too humourous—never more so than when she looked at Master Nathaniel. In her own way she was fond of him. But her attitude was not unlike that of an indulgent mistress to a shaggy, uncertain-tempered, performing dog.
"Then why didn’t you tell me? Why didn’t you tell me?" Master Nathaniel yelled. Dame Marigold just shrugged her shoulders, and as she looked at him, a hint of delicate, mocking contempt flickered in her half-closed eyes. By the way, Dame Marigold’s eyes had a trait often seen among the Ludites—you would have called them dreamy and languid, if it weren’t for the expression of her mouth, which had a long, sarcastic upper lip like an old judge and a whimsical twist at the corners that made her eyes seem teasing and almost too humorous—especially when she looked at Master Nathaniel. In her own way, she was fond of him. But her attitude was similar to that of a tolerant owner towards a scruffy, temperamental, performing dog.
Master Nathaniel began to pace up and down the room, his fists clenched, muttering imprecations against inefficient women and the overwhelming worries of a family man—in his need for a victim on whom to vent his rage, actually feeling angry with Dame Marigold for having married him and let him in for all this fuss and to-do. And his shadowy fears were more than usually clamorous. Dame Marigold, as she sat watching him, felt that he was rather like a cockchafer that had just flounced in through the open window, and, with a small, smacking sound, was bouncing itself backwards and forwards against its own shadow on the ceiling—a shadow that looked like a big, black velvety moth. But it was its clumsiness, and blundering ineffectualness that reminded her of Master Nathaniel; not the fact that it was banging itself against the shadow.
Master Nathaniel started pacing back and forth in the room, his fists tight, mumbling curses about ineffective women and the heavy burdens of being a family man—his need for someone to blame turning into actual anger towards Dame Marigold for marrying him and dragging him into all this chaos. His shadowy fears were louder than usual. As she sat watching him, Dame Marigold thought he resembled a cockchafer that had just flopped in through the open window, making a small, smacking noise as it bounced back and forth against its own shadow on the ceiling—a shadow that looked like a large, black velvety moth. But it was the clumsiness and awkwardness that reminded her of Master Nathaniel, not the fact that it was banging against its shadow.
Up and down marched Master Nathaniel, backwards and forwards bounced the cockchafer, hither and thither flitted its soft, dainty shadow. Then, suddenly, straight as a die, the cockchafer came tumbling down from the ceiling and, at the same time, Master Nathaniel—calling over his shoulder, "I must go up and see that boy"—dashed from the room.
Up and down marched Master Nathaniel, back and forth bounced the cockchafer, here and there flitted its soft, delicate shadow. Then, suddenly, straight as an arrow, the cockchafer fell down from the ceiling and, at the same time, Master Nathaniel—calling over his shoulder, "I need to go check on that boy"—rushed out of the room.
He found Ranulph in bed, sobbing his heart out, and as he looked at the piteous little figure he felt his anger evaporating. He laid his hand on the boy's shoulder and said not unkindly: "Come, my son; crying won't mend matters. You'll write an apology to Cousin Ambrose, and Uncle Polydore, and all the rest of them, tomorrow; and then—well, we'll try to forget about it. We're none of us quite responsible for what we say when we're out of sorts ... and I gather from your mother you've not been feeling quite the thing these past weeks."
He found Ranulph in bed, crying his heart out, and as he saw the distressed little figure, his anger faded away. He placed his hand on the boy's shoulder and said gently, "Come on, my son; crying won’t fix things. You'll write an apology to Cousin Ambrose, Uncle Polydore, and everyone else tomorrow; and then—well, we’ll try to move on from this. None of us are really ourselves when we’re upset... and I understand from your mom that you haven’t been feeling quite right these past few weeks."
"It was something made me say it!" sobbed Ranulph.
"It was something that made me say it!" sobbed Ranulph.
"Well, that's a nice, easy way of getting out of it," said Master Nathaniel more sternly. "No, no, Ranulph, there's no excuse for behaviour like that, none whatever. By the Harvest of Souls!" and his voice became indignant, "Where did you pick up such ideas and such expressions?"
"Well, that's a convenient way to avoid responsibility," Master Nathaniel said more seriously. "No, Ranulph, there's no excuse for behavior like that, absolutely none. By the Harvest of Souls!" His voice grew indignant. "Where did you learn to think like that and use those kinds of expressions?"
"But they're true! They're true!" screamed Ranulph.
"But they're real! They're real!" screamed Ranulph.
"I'm not going into the question of whether they're true or not. All I know is that they're not the things talked about by ladies and gentlemen. Such language has never before been heard under my roof, and I trust it never will be again ... you understand?"
"I'm not going to discuss whether they're true or not. All I know is that these aren't the topics talked about by ladies and gentlemen. I've never heard such language in my home, and I hope I never will again ... do you understand?"
Ranulph groaned, and Master Nathaniel added in a kinder voice, "Well, we'll say no more about it. And now what's all this I hear from your mother about your being out of sorts, eh?"
Ranulph groaned, and Master Nathaniel said gently, "Alright, let's not dwell on it. Now, what’s this I’m hearing from your mother about you feeling down, huh?"
But Ranulph's sobs redoubled. "I want to get away! to get away!" he moaned.
But Ranulph's sobs grew louder. "I just want to escape! to escape!" he cried.
"Away? Away from where?" and there was a touch of impatience in Master Nathaniel's voice.
"Away? Away from where?" Master Nathaniel's voice had a hint of impatience.
"From ... from things happening," sobbed Ranulph.
"From ... from things happening," cried Ranulph.
Master Nathaniel's heart suddenly contracted; but he tried not to understand. "Things happening?" he said in a voice that he endeavoured to make jocular. "I don't think anything very much happens in Lud, does it?"
Master Nathaniel's heart suddenly tightened, but he tried not to understand. "Things happening?" he said with a tone he tried to make light-hearted. "I don't think anything too exciting happens in Lud, does it?"
"All the things," moaned Ranulph, "summer and winter, and days and nights. All the things!"
"Everything," groaned Ranulph, "summer and winter, and days and nights. Everything!"
Master Nathaniel had a sudden vision of Lud and the surrounding country, motionless and soundless, as it appeared from the Fields of Grammary. Was it possible that Ranulph, too, was a real person, a person inside whose mind things happened? He had thought that he himself was the only real person in a field of human flowers. For Master Nathaniel that was a moment of surprise, triumph, tenderness, alarm.
Master Nathaniel suddenly envisioned Lud and the surrounding area, still and quiet, as it looked from the Fields of Grammary. Could it be that Ranulph was also a real person, someone who had thoughts and experiences? He had believed he was the only genuine person in a field of human flowers. For Master Nathaniel, it was a moment filled with surprise, triumph, tenderness, and alarm.
Ranulph had now stopped sobbing, and was lying there quite still. "The whole of me seems to have got inside my head, and to hurt ... just like it all gets inside a tooth when one has toothache," he said wearily.
Ranulph had stopped crying and was lying there completely still. "It feels like everything inside me has moved to my head, and it hurts ... just like when a toothache spreads through a tooth," he said tiredly.
Master Nathaniel looked at him. The fixed stare, the slightly-open mouth, the rigid motionless body, fettered by a misery too profound for restlessness—how well he knew the state of mind these things expressed! But there must surely be relief in thus allowing the mood to mould the body's attitude to its own shape.
Master Nathaniel looked at him. The intense gaze, the slightly open mouth, the completely still body, trapped by a sorrow too deep for any fidgeting—he recognized this state of mind all too well! But there must be some comfort in letting the mood shape the body’s posture to its own form.
He had no need now to ask his son for explanations. He knew so well both that sense of emptiness, that drawing in of the senses (like the antennae of some creature when danger is no longer imminent, but there), so that the physical world vanishes, while you yourself at once swell out to fill its place, and at the same time shrink to a millionth part of your former bulk, turning into a mere organ of suffering without thought and without emotions; he knew also that other phase, when one seems to be flying from days and months, like a stag from its hunters—like the fugitives, on the old tapestry, from the moon.
He no longer needed to ask his son for explanations. He understood all too well that feeling of emptiness, that pulling back of the senses (like the feelers of some creature when danger isn’t immediate but still close), where the physical world fades away, and you simultaneously expand to fill that void while shrinking down to a tiny fraction of your former self, becoming just an organ of suffering without thoughts or emotions; he also recognized that other state, when it feels like you’re escaping from days and months, like a stag running from its hunters—like the figures on the old tapestry fleeing from the moon.
But when it is another person who is suffering in this way, in spite of one's pity, how trivial it all seems! How certain one is of being able to expel the agony with reasoning and persuasion!
But when it's someone else going through this pain, despite your sympathy, everything feels so trivial! You feel so sure that you can make the suffering go away with logic and convincing words!
It was in a slightly husky voice that, laying his hand on Ranulph's, he said, "Come, my son, this won't do." And then, with a twinkle, he added, "Chivvy the black rooks away from the corn."
It was in a slightly raspy voice that, placing his hand on Ranulph's, he said, "Come on, my son, this isn't right." And then, with a twinkle in his eye, he added, "Chase the black crows away from the corn."
Ranulph gave a little shrill laugh. "There are no black rooks—all the birds are golden," he cried.
Ranulph let out a sharp laugh. "There are no black rooks—all the birds are golden," he exclaimed.
Master Nathaniel frowned—with that sort of thing he had no patience. But he determined to ignore it, and to keep to the aspect of the case for which he had real sympathy. "Come, my son!" he said, in a tenderly rallying voice. "Tell yourself that tomorrow it will all be gone. Why, you don't think you're the only one, do you? We all feel like that at times, but we don't let ourselves be beaten by it, and mope and pine and hang our heads. We stick a smile on our faces and go about our business."
Master Nathaniel frowned—he had no patience for that kind of thing. But he decided to ignore it and focus on the part of the case that he truly cared about. "Come on, my son!" he said in a gently teasing tone. "Tell yourself that tomorrow it will all be gone. Why, you don't think you're the only one, do you? We all feel that way sometimes, but we don’t let it defeat us, sulk, or hang our heads. We put a smile on our faces and carry on with our lives."
Master Nathaniel, as he spoke, swelled with complacency. He had never realised it before, but really it was rather fine the way he had suffered in silence, all these years!
Master Nathaniel, as he spoke, puffed up with self-satisfaction. He had never realized it before, but honestly, it was kind of impressive the way he had endured in silence all these years!
But Ranulph had sat up in bed, and was looking at him with a strange little smile.
But Ranulph had propped himself up in bed and was looking at him with a quirky little smile.
"I'm not the same as you, father," he said quietly. And then once more he was shaken by great sobs, and screamed out in a voice of anguish, "I have eaten fairy fruit!"
"I'm not like you, Dad," he said softly. Then he was overcome with deep sobs and shouted in a voice filled with pain, "I've eaten fairy fruit!"
At these terrible words Master Nathaniel stood for a moment dizzy with horror; then he lost his head. He rushed out on to the landing, calling for Dame Marigold at the top of his voice.
At those terrible words, Master Nathaniel stood for a moment, stunned with horror; then he lost control. He rushed out onto the landing, shouting for Dame Marigold at the top of his lungs.
"Marigold! Marigold! Marigold!"
"Marigold! Marigold! Marigold!"
Dame Marigold came hurrying up the stairs, calling out in a frightened voice, "What is it, Nat? Oh, dear! What is it?"
Dame Marigold rushed up the stairs, shouting in a worried tone, "What’s going on, Nat? Oh no! What’s happening?"
"By the Harvest of Souls, hurry! Hurry! Here's the boy saying he's been eating ... the stuff we don't mention. Suffering cats! I'll go mad!"
"By the Harvest of Souls, hurry! Hurry! Here's the boy saying he's been eating ... the stuff we don't talk about. Good grief! I'm going to lose my mind!"
Dame Marigold fluttered down on Ranulph like a plump dove.
Dame Marigold landed on Ranulph like a chubby dove.
But her voice had none of the husky tenderness of a dove as she cried, "Oh, Ranulph! You naughty boy! Oh, dear, this is frightful! Nat! Nat! What are we to do?"
But her voice had none of the soft warmth of a dove as she exclaimed, "Oh, Ranulph! You mischievous boy! Oh, no, this is terrible! Nat! Nat! What are we going to do?"
Ranulph shrank away from her, and cast an imploring look towards his father. Whereupon Master Nathaniel took her roughly by the shoulders and pushed her out of the room, saying, "If that is all you can say, you'd better leave the boy to me."
Ranulph backed away from her and gave his father a pleading look. In response, Master Nathaniel grabbed her roughly by the shoulders and shoved her out of the room, saying, "If that’s all you can say, you should just leave the boy to me."
And Dame Marigold, as she went down the stairs, terrified, contemptuous, sick at heart, was feeling every inch a Vigil, and muttering angrily to herself, "Oh, these Chanticleers!"
And Lady Marigold, as she walked down the stairs, terrified, filled with disdain, and feeling sick at heart, was completely embodying a Vigil, muttering angrily to herself, "Oh, these Chanticleers!"
We are not yet civilised enough for exogamy; and, when anything seriously goes wrong, married couples are apt to lay all the blame at its door.
We’re not quite civilised enough for exogamy yet, and when something goes really wrong, married couples tend to place all the blame on it.
Well, it would seem that the worst disgrace that could befall a family of Dorimare had come to the Chanticleers. But Master Nathaniel was no longer angry with Ranulph. What would it serve to be angry? Besides, there was this new tenderness flooding his heart, and he could not but yield to it.
Well, it seems like the worst shame that could hit a family from Dorimare has happened to the Chanticleers. But Master Nathaniel was no longer upset with Ranulph. What good would it do to stay angry? Plus, there was this new warmth filling his heart, and he couldn't help but give in to it.
Bit by bit he got the whole story from the boy. It would seem that some months ago a wild, mischievous lad called Willy Wisp who, for a short time, had worked in Master Nathaniel's stables, had given Ranulph one sherd of a fruit he had never seen before. When Ranulph had eaten it, Willy Wisp had gone off into peal upon peal of mocking laughter, crying out, "Ah, little master, what you've just eaten is FAIRY FRUIT, and you'll never be the same again ... ho, ho, hoh!"
Bit by bit, he got the whole story from the boy. It seemed that a few months ago, a wild and mischievous kid named Willy Wisp, who had briefly worked at Master Nathaniel's stables, had given Ranulph a piece of a fruit he had never seen before. After Ranulph ate it, Willy Wisp burst into fits of mocking laughter, shouting, "Ah, little master, what you just ate is FAIRY FRUIT, and you'll never be the same again... ho, ho, ho!"
At these words Ranulph had been overwhelmed with horror and shame: "But now I nearly always forget to be ashamed," he said. "All that seems to matter now is to get away ... where there are shadows and quiet ... and where I can get ... more fruit."
At these words, Ranulph was flooded with horror and shame: "But now I almost always forget to feel ashamed," he said. "All that seems to matter now is getting away ... to a place with shadows and peace ... and where I can find ... more fruit."
Master Nathaniel sighed heavily. But he said nothing; he only stroked the small, hot hand he was holding in his own.
Master Nathaniel sighed deeply. But he said nothing; he just stroked the small, warm hand he was holding in his own.
"And once," went on Ranulph, sitting up in bed, his cheeks flushed, his eyes bright and feverish, "in the garden in full daylight I saw them dancing—the Silent People, I mean—and their leader was a man in green, and he called out to me, 'Hail, young Chanticleer! Some day I'll send my piper for you, and you will up and follow him!' And I often see his shadow in the garden, but it's not like our shadows, it's a bright light that flickers over the lawn. And I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, some day, I know I shall!" and his voice was frightened and, at the same time, triumphant.
"And once," Ranulph continued, sitting up in bed, his cheeks flushed, his eyes bright and feverish, "in the garden in broad daylight, I saw them dancing—the Silent People, I mean—and their leader was a man in green. He called out to me, 'Hail, young Chanticleer! One day I'll send my piper for you, and you will get up and follow him!' I often see his shadow in the garden, but it's not like our shadows; it's a bright light that flickers over the lawn. And I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, someday, I know I will!" His voice was both scared and triumphant at the same time.
"Hush, hush, my son!" said Master Nathaniel soothingly, "I don't think we'll let you go." But his heart felt like lead.
"Hush, hush, my son!" Master Nathaniel said softly, "I don't think we'll let you go." But his heart felt heavy.
"And ever since ... since I ate ... the fruit," went on Ranulph, "everything has frightened me ... at least, not only since then, because it did before too, but it's much worse now. Like that cheese tonight ... anything can suddenly seem queer or terrible. But since ... since I ate that fruit I sometimes seem to see the reason why they're terrible. Just as I did tonight over the cheese, and I was so frightened that I simply couldn't keep quiet another minute."
"And ever since ... since I ate ... the fruit," Ranulph continued, "everything has scared me ... well, not just since then, because it was happening before too, but it's way worse now. Like that cheese tonight ... anything can suddenly feel weird or awful. But since ... since I ate that fruit, I sometimes feel like I understand why they're awful. Just like I did tonight with the cheese, and I was so scared that I just couldn’t stay quiet any longer."
Master Nathaniel groaned. He too had felt frightened of homely things.
Master Nathaniel groaned. He had also felt scared of everyday things.
"Father," said Ranulph suddenly, "What does the cock say to you?"
"Father," Ranulph asked abruptly, "What does the rooster say to you?"
Master Nathaniel gave a start. It was as if his own soul were speaking to him.
Master Nathaniel jolted. It felt like his own soul was speaking to him.
"What does he say to me?"
"What does he say to me?"
He hesitated. Never before had he spoken to anyone about his inner life. In a voice that trembled a little, for it was a great effort to him to speak, he went on, "He says to me, Ranulph, he says ... that the past will never come again, but that we must remember that the past is made of the present, and that the present is always here. And he says that the dead long to be back again on the earth, and that...."
He paused. He had never talked to anyone about his inner feelings before. With a voice that shook a bit, since it was a huge effort for him to speak, he continued, "He tells me, Ranulph, he says ... that the past will never return, but that we need to remember that the past is made up of the present, and that the present is always here. And he says that the dead wish to return to the earth, and that...."
"No! No!" cried Ranulph fretfully, "he doesn't say that to me. He tells me to come away ... away from real things ... that bite one. That's what he says to me."
"No! No!" cried Ranulph anxiously, "he doesn't say that to me. He tells me to go away ... away from the real stuff ... that hurts. That's what he says to me."
"No, my son. No," said Master Nathaniel firmly. "He doesn't say that. You have misunderstood."
"No, my son. No," Master Nathaniel said firmly. "He doesn’t say that. You’ve misunderstood."
Then Ranulph again began to sob. "Oh, father! father!" he moaned, "they hunt me so—the days and nights. Hold me! Hold me!"
Then Ranulph began to cry again. "Oh, dad! Dad!" he moaned, "they're chasing me all the time—the days and nights. Hold me! Hold me!"
Master Nathaniel, with a passion of tenderness such as he had never thought himself capable of, lay down beside him, and took the little, trembling body into his arms, and murmured loving, reassuring words.
Master Nathaniel, filled with a tenderness he never knew he had, lay down beside him and wrapped his arms around the little, trembling body, murmuring loving, reassuring words.
Gradually Ranulph stopped sobbing, and before long he fell into a peaceful sleep.
Gradually, Ranulph stopped crying, and before long, he drifted off into a peaceful sleep.
CHAPTER IV
ENDYMION LEER PRESCRIBES FOR RANULPH
Master Nathaniel awoke the following morning with a less leaden heart than the circumstances would seem to warrant. In the person of Ranulph an appalling disgrace had come upon him, and there could be no doubt but that Ranulph's life and reason were both in danger. But mingling with his anxiety was the pleasant sense of a new possession—this love for his son that he had suddenly discovered in his heart, and it aroused in him all the pride and the pleasure that a new pony would have done when he was a boy.
Master Nathaniel woke up the next morning with a lighter heart than the situation suggested. With Ranulph, a shocking disgrace had fallen upon him, and there was no doubt that both Ranulph's life and sanity were at risk. But along with his worry, there was a joyful realization of a new feeling—this love for his son that had suddenly emerged in his heart, bringing him all the pride and happiness that a new pony would have brought when he was a kid.
Besides, there was that foolish feeling of his that reality was not solid, and that facts were only plastic toys; or, rather, that they were poisonous plants, which you need not pluck unless you choose. And, even if you do pluck them, you can always fling them from you and leave them to wither on the ground.
Besides, there was that silly feeling he had that reality wasn't solid, and that facts were just plastic toys; or, more accurately, that they were poisonous plants that you didn't have to pick unless you wanted to. And even if you did pick them, you could always toss them away and leave them to die on the ground.
He would have liked to vent his rage on Willy Wisp. But during the previous winter Willy had mysteriously disappeared. And though a whole month's wages had been owing to him, he had never been seen or heard of since.
He would have liked to take out his anger on Willy Wisp. But during the last winter, Willy had mysteriously vanished. And even though he was owed an entire month's pay, he hadn’t been seen or heard from since.
However, in spite of his attitude to facts, the sense of responsibility that had been born with this new love for Ranulph forced him to take some action in the matter, and he decided to call in Endymion Leer.
However, despite his attitude towards facts, the sense of responsibility that came with this new love for Ranulph compelled him to take some action regarding the situation, and he chose to bring in Endymion Leer.
Endymion Leer had arrived in Lud-in-the-Mist some thirty years ago, no one knew from where.
Endymion Leer had shown up in Lud-in-the-Mist about thirty years ago, and no one knew where he had come from.
He was a physician, and his practice soon became one of the biggest in the town, but was mainly confined to the tradespeople and the poorer part of the population, for the leading families were conservative, and always a little suspicious of strangers. Besides, they considered him apt to be disrespectful, and his humour had a quality that made them vaguely uncomfortable. For instance, he would sometimes startle a polite company by exclaiming half to himself, "Life and death! Life and death! They are the dyes in which I work. Are my hands stained?" And, with his curious dry chuckle, he would hold them out for inspection.
He was a doctor, and his practice quickly became one of the largest in town, but it mainly served the working class and poorer residents because the prominent families were conservative and always a bit wary of outsiders. Additionally, they thought he could be disrespectful, and his sense of humor made them feel vaguely uneasy. For example, he would sometimes shock a polite gathering by exclaiming half to himself, "Life and death! Life and death! They are the colors I work with. Are my hands stained?" And, with his odd dry laugh, he would hold them out for everyone to see.
However, so great was his skill and learning that even the people who disliked him most were forced to consult him in really serious cases.
However, his skill and knowledge were so remarkable that even those who disliked him the most had to seek his advice in truly serious situations.
Among the humbler classes his was a name to conjure with, for he was always ready to adapt his fees to the purses of his patients, and where the purses were empty he gave his services free. For he took a genuine pleasure in the exercise of his craft for its own sake. One of the stories told about him was that one night he had been summoned from his bed to a farm-house that lay several miles beyond the walls of the town, to find when he got there that his patient was only a little black pig, the sole survivor of a valuable litter. But he took the discovery in good part, and settled down for the night to tend the little animal; and by morning he was able to declare it out of danger. When, on his return to Lud-in-the-Mist, he had been twitted for having wasted so much time on such an unworthy object, he had answered that a pig was thrall to the same master as a Mayor, and that it needed as much skill to cure the one as the other; adding that a good fiddler enjoys fiddling for its own sake, and that it is all the same to him whether he plays at a yokel's wedding or a merchant's funeral.
Among the lower classes, his name was well-known, as he was always willing to adjust his fees based on what his patients could afford, and if they couldn’t pay at all, he would offer his services for free. He truly enjoyed practicing his craft just for the joy of it. One of the stories about him was that one night he was called out of bed to a farmhouse several miles outside the town, only to find that his patient was just a little black pig, the last survivor of a valuable litter. He took the situation in stride and settled in for the night to care for the little animal; by morning, he was able to confirm it was out of danger. When he returned to Lud-in-the-Mist and got teased for spending so much time on something so trivial, he replied that a pig is just as much a being as a Mayor, and that it required just as much skill to treat one as the other. He added that a good fiddler enjoys playing for its own sake, whether it's at a farmer's wedding or a merchant's funeral.
He did not confine his interests to medicine. Though not himself by birth a Dorimarite, there was little concerning the ancient customs of his adopted country that he did not know; and some years ago he had been asked by the Senate to write the official history of the Guild Hall, which, before the revolution, had been the palace of the Dukes, and was the finest monument in Lud-in-the-Mist. To this task he had for some time devoted his scanty leisure.
He didn’t limit his interests to medicine. Although he wasn’t originally a Dorimarite by birth, there wasn’t much about the ancient customs of his adopted country that he didn’t know. A few years ago, the Senate asked him to write the official history of the Guild Hall, which, before the revolution, had been the palace of the Dukes and was the most impressive monument in Lud-in-the-Mist. He had spent some of his limited free time on this task.
The Senators had no severer critic than Endymion Leer, and he was the originator of most of the jokes at their expense that circulated in Lud-in-the-Mist. But to Master Nathaniel Chanticleer he seemed to have a personal antipathy; and on the rare occasions when they met his manner was almost insolent.
The Senators had no harsher critic than Endymion Leer, who was behind most of the jokes at their expense that were going around in Lud-in-the-Mist. However, to Master Nathaniel Chanticleer, Endymion appeared to hold a personal grudge; and on the rare occasions they crossed paths, his behavior was nearly disrespectful.
It was possible that this dislike was due to the fact that Ranulph when he was a tiny boy had seriously offended him; for pointing his fat little finger at him he had shouted in his shrill baby voice:
It’s possible that this dislike stemmed from the time when Ranulph was a little kid and had really upset him; as he pointed his chubby little finger at him, he had yelled in his high-pitched baby voice:
When his mother had scolded him for his rudeness, he said that he had been taught the rhyme by a funny old man he had seen in his dreams. Endymion Leer had gone deadly white—with rage, Dame Marigold supposed; and during several years he never referred to Ranulph except in a voice of suppressed spite.
When his mom had yelled at him for being rude, he claimed that a funny old man he had seen in his dreams had taught him the rhyme. Endymion Leer had turned completely white—with anger, Dame Marigold thought; and for several years, he never mentioned Ranulph except in a tone filled with hidden resentment.
But that was years ago, and it was to be presumed that he had at last forgotten what had, after all, been nothing but a piece of childish impudence.
But that was years ago, and it was assumed that he had finally forgotten what had truly been nothing more than a silly act of defiance.
The idea of confiding to this upstart the disgraceful thing that had happened to a Chanticleer was very painful to Master Nathaniel. But if anyone could cure Ranulph it was Endymion Leer, so Master Nathaniel pocketed his pride and asked him to come and see him.
The thought of sharing the embarrassing incident involving Chanticleer with this newcomer was extremely difficult for Master Nathaniel. However, if anyone could help Ranulph, it was Endymion Leer, so Master Nathaniel set aside his pride and asked him to come by for a visit.
As Master Nathaniel paced up and down his pipe-room (as his private den was called) waiting for the doctor, the full horror of what had happened swept over him. Ranulph had committed the unmentionable crime—he had eaten fairy fruit. If it ever became known—and these sort of things always did become known—the boy would be ruined socially for ever. And, in any case, his health would probably be seriously affected for years to come. Up and down like a see-saw went the two aspects of the case in his anxious mind ... a Chanticleer had eaten fairy fruit; little Ranulph was in danger.
As Master Nathaniel paced back and forth in his pipe-room (as he called his private space) waiting for the doctor, the full horror of what had happened hit him. Ranulph had committed the unthinkable act—he had eaten fairy fruit. If word got out—and these things always got out—the boy would be socially ruined forever. Plus, his health would likely be seriously impacted for years. The two sides of the situation kept going back and forth in his worried mind ... a Chanticleer had eaten fairy fruit; little Ranulph was in danger.
Then the page announced Endymion Leer.
Then the page announced Endymion Leer.
He was a little rotund man of about sixty, with a snub nose, a freckled face, and with one eye blue and the other brown.
He was a short, round man in his sixties, with a flat nose, a freckled face, and one blue eye and one brown eye.
As Master Nathaniel met his shrewd, slightly contemptuous glance he had an uncomfortable feeling which he had often before experienced in his presence, namely that the little man could read his thoughts. So he did not beat about the bush, but told him straight away why he had called him in.
As Master Nathaniel met his clever, somewhat disdainful gaze, he felt that familiar discomfort he had often sensed around him, as if the little man could see right into his mind. So, he didn’t hesitate and went straight to the point about why he had summoned him.
Endymion Leer gave a low whistle. Then he shot at Master Nathaniel a look that was almost menacing and said sharply, "Who gave him the stuff?"
Endymion Leer let out a low whistle. Then he gave Master Nathaniel a glance that was almost threatening and said sharply, "Who gave him the stuff?"
Master Nathaniel told him it was a lad who had once been in his service called Willy Wisp.
Master Nathaniel told him it was a kid who had once worked for him named Willy Wisp.
"Willy Wisp?" cried the doctor hoarsely. "Willy Wisp?"
"Willy Wisp?" shouted the doctor hoarsely. "Willy Wisp?"
"Yes, Willy Wisp ... confound him for a double-dyed villain," said Master Nathaniel fiercely. And then added in some surprise, "Do you know him?"
"Yeah, Willy Wisp ... curse him for a complete villain," Master Nathaniel said fiercely. Then he added, a bit surprised, "Do you know him?"
"Know him? Yes, I know him. Who doesn't know Willy Wisp?" said the doctor. "You see not being a merchant or a Senator," he added with a sneer, "I can mix with whom I choose. Willy Wisp with his pranks was the plague of the town while he was in it, and his Worship the Mayor wasn't altogether blessed by the townsfolk for keeping such a rascally servant."
"Know him? Yeah, I know him. Who doesn't know Willy Wisp?" the doctor said. "You see, since I’m not a merchant or a Senator," he added with a smirk, "I can hang out with whoever I want. Willy Wisp and his antics were the bane of the town while he was around, and the Mayor definitely didn't win any popularity points with the townspeople for keeping such a troublesome servant."
"Well, anyway, when I next meet him I'll thrash him within an inch of his life," cried Master Nathaniel violently; and Endymion Leer looked at him with a queer little smile.
"Well, anyway, the next time I see him, I'm going to beat him to within an inch of his life," shouted Master Nathaniel furiously; and Endymion Leer looked at him with a strange little smile.
"And now you'd better take me to see your son and heir," he said, after a pause.
"And now you should take me to see your son and heir," he said, after a pause.
"Do you ... do you think you'll be able to cure him?" Master Nathaniel asked hoarsely, as he led the way to the parlour.
"Do you ... do you think you'll be able to cure him?" Master Nathaniel asked hoarsely, as he led the way to the parlor.
"I never answer that kind of question before I've seen the patient, and not always then," answered Endymion Leer.
"I never answer that kind of question before I've seen the patient, and not always then," replied Endymion Leer.
Ranulph was lying on a couch in the parlour, and Dame Marigold was sitting embroidering, her face pale and a little defiant. She was still feeling every inch a Vigil and full of resentment against the two Chanticleers, father and son, for having involved her in this horrible business.
Ranulph was lying on a couch in the living room, and Dame Marigold was sitting there embroidering, her face pale and slightly defiant. She still felt very much like a Vigil and was full of resentment towards the two Chanticleers, father and son, for dragging her into this awful situation.
Poor Master Nathaniel stood by, faint with apprehension, while Endymion Leer examined Ranulph's tongue, felt his pulse and, at the same time, asked him minute questions as to his symptoms.
Poor Master Nathaniel stood by, weak with worry, while Endymion Leer checked Ranulph's tongue, felt his pulse, and simultaneously asked him detailed questions about his symptoms.
Finally he turned to Master Nathaniel and said, "I want to be left alone with him. He will talk to me more easily without you and your dame. Doctors should always see their patients alone."
Finally, he turned to Master Nathaniel and said, "I want to be alone with him. He'll talk to me more easily without you and your lady. Doctors should always see their patients alone."
But Ranulph gave a piercing shriek of terror. "No, no, no!" he cried. "Father! Father! Don't leave me with him."
But Ranulph let out a terrified scream. "No, no, no!" he shouted. "Dad! Dad! Don't leave me with him."
And then he fainted.
And then he passed out.
Master Nathaniel began to lose his head, and to buzz and bang again like a cockchafer. But Endymion Leer remained perfectly calm. And the man who remains calm inevitably takes command of a situation. Master Nathaniel found himself gently but firmly pushed out of his own parlour, and the door locked in his face. Dame Marigold had followed him, and there was nothing for them to do but to await the doctor's good pleasure in the pipe-room.
Master Nathaniel started to lose his cool, buzzing and banging around like an anxious bug. But Endymion Leer stayed completely calm. And the person who stays calm inevitably takes control of a situation. Master Nathaniel was gently but firmly pushed out of his own lounge, and the door was locked behind him. Dame Marigold had followed him, and there was nothing for them to do but wait for the doctor's decision in the pipe room.
"By the Sun, Moon, and Stars, I'm going back!" cried Master Nathaniel wildly. "I don't trust that fellow, I'm not going to leave Ranulph alone with him, I'm going back."
"By the Sun, Moon, and Stars, I'm going back!" shouted Master Nathaniel frantically. "I don’t trust that guy, I’m not leaving Ranulph alone with him, I’m going back."
"Oh, nonsense, Nat!" cried Dame Marigold wearily. "Do please be calm. One really must allow a doctor to have his way."
"Oh, come on, Nat!" sighed Dame Marigold tiredly. "Please just stay calm. You really have to let a doctor do his job."
For about a quarter of an hour Master Nathaniel paced the room with ill-concealed impatience.
For about fifteen minutes, Master Nathaniel paced the room with barely hidden impatience.
The parlour was opposite the pipe-room, with only a narrow passage between them, and as Master Nathaniel had opened the door of the pipe-room, he soon was able to hear a murmur of voices proceeding from the parlour. This was comforting, for it showed that Ranulph must have come to.
The parlor was across from the pipe room, with just a narrow hallway in between, and when Master Nathaniel opened the door to the pipe room, he could quickly hear a murmur of voices coming from the parlor. This was reassuring because it meant that Ranulph must have arrived.
Then, suddenly, his whole body seemed to stiffen, the pupils of his eyes dilated, he went ashy white, and in a low terrified voice he cried, "Marigold, do you hear?"
Then, suddenly, his whole body seemed to tense up, the pupils of his eyes widened, he turned ashy white, and in a low, terrified voice he cried, "Marigold, do you hear?"
In the parlour somebody was singing. It was a pretty, plaintive air, and if one listened carefully one could distinguish the words.
In the living room, someone was singing. It was a beautiful, sad tune, and if you listened closely, you could make out the words.
"Good gracious, Nat!" cried Dame Marigold, with a mocking look of despair. "What on earth is the matter now?"
"Good grief, Nat!" exclaimed Dame Marigold, with a playful look of despair. "What in the world is going on now?"
"Marigold! Marigold!" he cried hoarsely, seizing her wrists, "don't you hear?"
"Marigold! Marigold!" he yelled hoarsely, grabbing her wrists. "Can’t you hear?"
"I hear a vulgar old song, if that's what you mean. I've known it all my life. It is very kind and domesticated of Endymion Leer to turn nursemaid and rock the cradle like this!"
"I hear a crass old song, if that's what you mean. I've known it my whole life. It's very sweet and nurturing of Endymion Leer to play the role of a caregiver and rock the cradle like this!"
But what Master Nathaniel had heard was the Note.
But what Master Nathaniel had heard was the Note.
For a few seconds he stood motionless, the sweat breaking out on his forehead. Then blind with rage, he dashed across the corridor. But he had forgotten the parlour was locked, so he dashed out by the front door and came bursting in by the window that opened on to the garden.
For a few seconds, he stood still, sweat forming on his forehead. Then, blinded by anger, he ran down the hallway. But he had forgotten the parlor was locked, so he bolted out the front door and crashed in through the window that opened into the garden.
The two occupants of the parlour were evidently so absorbed in each other that they had noticed neither Master Nathaniel's violent assault on the door nor yet his entry by the window.
The two people in the living room were so wrapped up in each other that they didn't notice Master Nathaniel's loud banging on the door or his entrance through the window.
Ranulph was lying on the couch with a look on his face of extraordinary peace and serenity, and there was Endymion Leer, crouching over him and softly crooning the tune to which he had before been singing words.
Ranulph was lying on the couch with an expression of incredible peace and calm, and there was Endymion Leer, hunched over him and gently humming the melody to which he had previously sung lyrics.
Master Nathaniel, roaring like a bull, flung himself on the doctor, and, dragging him to his feet, began to shake him as a terrier does a rat, at the same time belabouring him with every insulting epithet he could remember, including, of course, "Son of a Fairy."
Master Nathaniel, roaring like a bull, threw himself at the doctor, and, pulling him to his feet, started shaking him like a dog shakes a toy, while hurling every insult he could think of, including, of course, "Son of a Fairy."
As for Ranulph, he began to whimper, and complain that his father had spoiled everything, for the doctor had been making him well.
As for Ranulph, he started to whine and said that his father had ruined everything because the doctor had been helping him get better.
The din caused terrified servants to come battering at the door, and Dame Marigold came hurrying in by the garden window, and, pink with shame, she began to drag at Master Nathaniel's coat, almost hysterically imploring him to come to his senses.
The noise made the scared servants rush to the door, and Dame Marigold hurried in through the garden window, blushing with embarrassment as she tugged at Master Nathaniel's coat, almost begging him to get a grip.
But it was only to exhaustion that he finally yielded, and relaxed his hold on his victim, who was purple in the face and gasping for breath—so severe had been the shaking.
But it was only out of exhaustion that he finally gave in and loosened his grip on his victim, who was purple in the face and gasping for breath—so intense had been the shaking.
Dame Marigold cast a look of unutterable disgust at her panting, triumphant husband, and overwhelmed the little doctor with apologies and offers of restoratives. He sank down on a chair, unable for a few seconds to get his breath, while Master Nathaniel stood glaring at him, and poor Ranulph lay whimpering on the couch with a white scared face. Then the victim of Master Nathaniel's fury got to his feet, gave himself a little shake, took out his handkerchief and mopped his forehead, and with a little chuckle and in a voice in which there was no trace of resentment, remarked, "Well, a good shaking is a fine thing for settling the humours. Your Worship has turned doctor! Thank you ... thank you kindly for your physic."
Dame Marigold looked at her panting, triumphant husband with utter disgust and overwhelmed the little doctor with apologies and offers of remedies. He sank into a chair, struggling to catch his breath for a few seconds, while Master Nathaniel glared at him, and poor Ranulph lay whimpering on the couch with a scared, pale face. Then, the target of Master Nathaniel's anger stood up, gave himself a little shake, took out his handkerchief and wiped his forehead, and with a chuckle and a voice that showed no trace of resentment, said, "Well, a good shake is great for clearing the air. Your Worship has played doctor! Thank you... thank you very much for your medicine."
But Master Nathaniel said in a stern voice, "What were you doing to my son?"
But Master Nathaniel said in a serious tone, "What were you doing to my son?"
"What was I doing to him? Why, I was giving him medicine. Songs were medicines long before herbs."
"What was I doing to him? I was giving him medicine. Songs were remedies long before herbs."
"He was making me well," moaned Ranulph.
"He was healing me," groaned Ranulph.
"What was that song?" demanded Master Nathaniel, in the same stern voice.
"What was that song?" asked Master Nathaniel in the same serious tone.
"A very old song. Nurses sing it to children. You must have known it all your life. What's it called again? You know it, Dame Marigold, don't you? 'Columbine'—yes, that's it. 'Columbine.'"
"A really old song. Nurses sing it to kids. You must have known it your whole life. What's it called again? You know it, Dame Marigold, don’t you? 'Columbine'—yes, that’s it. 'Columbine.'"
The trees in the garden twinkled and murmured. The birds were clamorous. From the distance came the chimes of the Guildhall clock, and the parlour smelt of spring-flowers and pot-pourri.
The trees in the garden shimmered and whispered. The birds were noisy. From a distance, the chimes of the Guildhall clock rang out, and the living room smelled of spring flowers and potpourri.
Something seemed to relax in Master Nathaniel. He passed his hand over his forehead, gave an impatient little shrug, and, laughing awkwardly, said, "I ... I really don't quite know what took me. I've been anxious about the boy, and I suppose it had upset me a little. I can only beg your pardon, Leer."
Something seemed to ease in Master Nathaniel. He ran his hand over his forehead, gave a small, impatient shrug, and, laughing awkwardly, said, "I... I honestly don't know what came over me. I've been worried about the boy, and I guess it upset me a bit. I can only apologize, Leer."
"No need to apologize ... no need at all. No doctor worth his salt takes offence with ... sick men," and the look he shot at Master Nathaniel was both bright and strange.
"No need to apologize ... no need at all. No doctor worth his salt takes offense with ... sick men," and the look he gave Master Nathaniel was both bright and strange.
Again Master Nathaniel frowned, and very stiffly he murmured "Thank you."
Again, Master Nathaniel frowned and stiffly murmured, "Thank you."
"Well," went on the doctor in a matter-of-fact voice, "I should like to have a little private talk with you about this young gentleman. May I?"
"Well," the doctor continued in a straightforward tone, "I'd like to have a brief private conversation with you about this young man. Is that okay?"
"Of course, of course, Dr. Leer," cried Dame Marigold hastily, for she saw that her husband was hesitating. "He will be delighted, I am sure. Though I think you're a very brave man to trust yourself to such a monster. Nat, take Dr. Leer into the pipe-room."
"Of course, of course, Dr. Leer," exclaimed Dame Marigold quickly, noticing her husband's hesitation. "He will be thrilled, I’m sure. But I think it's very brave of you to put yourself in the hands of such a creature. Nat, take Dr. Leer to the pipe room."
And Master Nathaniel did so.
And Master Nathaniel did that.
Once there the doctor's first words made him so happy as instantly to drive away all traces of his recent fright and to make him even forget to be ashamed of his abominable behaviour.
Once there, the doctor’s first words made him so happy that they instantly wiped away all traces of his recent fear and even made him forget to feel ashamed of his terrible behavior.
What the doctor said was, "Cheer up, your Worship! I don't for a moment believe that boy of yours has eaten—what one mustn't mention."
What the doctor said was, "Cheer up, your Worship! I don't for a second believe that boy of yours has eaten—what we can't talk about."
"What? What?" cried Master Nathaniel joyfully. "By the Golden Apples of the West! It's been a storm in a tea-cup then? The little rascal, what a fright he gave us!"
"What? What?" cried Master Nathaniel joyfully. "By the Golden Apples of the West! So it was just a fuss over nothing? That little rascal, what a scare he gave us!"
Of course, he had known all the time that it could not be true! Facts could never be as stubborn as that, and as cruel.
Of course, he had known all along that it couldn't be true! Facts could never be that stubborn, or that cruel.
And this incorrigible optimist about facts was the same man who walked in daily terror of the unknown. But perhaps the one state of mind was the outcome of the other.
And this hopeless optimist about facts was the same guy who lived in constant fear of the unknown. But maybe one mindset was the result of the other.
Then, as he remembered the poignancy of the scene between himself and Ranulph last night and, as well, the convincingness of Ranulph's story, his heart once more grew heavy.
Then, as he recalled the intensity of the scene between himself and Ranulph last night and also the persuasiveness of Ranulph's story, his heart grew heavy once again.
"But ... but," he faltered, "what was the good of this cock and bull story, then? What purpose did it serve? There's no doubt the boy's ill in both mind and body, and why, in the name of the Milky Way, should he go to the trouble of inventing a story about Willy Wisp's giving him a taste of that damned stuff?" and he looked at Endymion Leer appealingly, as much as to say, "Here are the facts. I give them to you. Be merciful and give them a less ugly shape."
"But ... but," he hesitated, "what was the point of this ridiculous story, then? What did it achieve? There's no doubt the kid's not well, both mentally and physically, and why, in the name of the Milky Way, would he bother making up a story about Willy Wisp giving him a taste of that cursed stuff?" He looked at Endymion Leer for help, as if to say, "Here are the facts. I'm sharing them with you. Please be kind and make them sound a little less terrible."
This Endymion Leer proceeded to do.
This is what Endymion Leer went on to do.
"How do we know it was ... 'that damned stuff'?" he asked. "We have only Willy Wisp's word for it, and from what I know of that gentleman, his word is about as reliable as ... as the wind in a frolic. All Lud knows of his practical jokes ... he'd say anything to give one a fright. No, no, believe me, he was just playing off one of his pranks on Master Ranulph. I've had some experience in the real thing—I've an extensive practice, you know, down at the wharf—and your son's symptoms aren't the same. No, no, your son is no more likely to have eaten fairy fruit—than you are."
"How do we know it was ... 'that damned stuff'?" he asked. "We only have Willy Wisp's word for it, and from what I know about that guy, his word is as trustworthy as ... well, as the wind on a wild day. All Lud knows about his practical jokes ... he'd say anything to scare someone. No, no, trust me, he was just pulling one of his pranks on Master Ranulph. I've dealt with the real thing—I've got a lot of experience down at the wharf—and your son's symptoms aren't the same. No, no, your son is no more likely to have eaten fairy fruit—than you are."
Master Nathaniel smiled, and stretched his arms in an ecstasy of relief. "Thank you, Leer, thank you," he said huskily. "The whole thing was appalling that really I believe it almost turned my head. And you are a very kind fellow not to bear me a grudge for my monstrous mishandling of you in the parlour just now."
Master Nathaniel smiled and stretched his arms in a wave of relief. "Thank you, Leer, thank you," he said in a husky voice. "The whole situation was so terrible that I honestly think it nearly drove me mad. And you’re very kind not to hold a grudge after I messed up the way I treated you in the parlor just now."
For the moment Master Nathaniel felt as if he really loved the queer, sharp-tongued, little upstart.
For now, Master Nathaniel felt like he truly loved the quirky, sharp-tongued little upstart.
"And now," he went on gleefully, "to show me that it is really forgotten and forgiven, we must pledge each other in some wild-thyme gin ... my cellar is rather noted for it, you know," and from a corner cupboard he brought out two glasses and a decanter of the fragrant green cordial, left over from the supper-party of the previous night.
"And now," he said excitedly, "to prove to me that it's truly forgotten and forgiven, we should toast each other with some wild-thyme gin... my cellar is quite famous for it, you know," and from a corner cupboard, he pulled out two glasses and a decanter of the aromatic green drink, leftover from the dinner party the night before.
For a few minutes they sat sipping in silent contentment.
For a few minutes, they sat sipping drinks in quiet satisfaction.
Then Endymion Leer, as if speaking to himself, said dreamily, "Yes, this is perhaps the solution. Why should we look for any other cure when we have the wild-thyme distilled by our ancestors? Wild time? No, time isn't wild ... time-gin, sloe-gin. It is very soothing."
Then Endymion Leer, almost talking to himself, said dreamily, "Yeah, this might be the answer. Why should we search for any other remedy when we have the wild thyme distilled by our ancestors? Wild thyme? No, time isn't wild... time-gin, sloe-gin. It's really calming."
Master Nathaniel grunted. He understood perfectly what Endymion Leer meant, but he did not choose to show that he did. Any remark verging on the poetical or philosophical always embarrassed him. Fortunately, such remarks were rare in Lud-in-the-Mist.
Master Nathaniel grunted. He fully understood what Endymion Leer meant, but he didn’t want to show that he did. Any comment that strayed into the poetic or philosophical always made him uncomfortable. Thankfully, such comments were uncommon in Lud-in-the-Mist.
So he put down his glass and said briskly, "Now then, Leer, let's go to business. You've removed an enormous load from my mind, but, all the same, the boy's not himself. What's the matter with him?"
So he set down his glass and said quickly, "Alright, Leer, let’s get down to business. You’ve taken a huge weight off my shoulders, but still, the boy isn’t himself. What’s going on with him?"
Endymion Leer gave an odd little smile. And then he said, slowly and deliberately, "Master Nathaniel, what is the matter with you?"
Endymion Leer gave a strange little smile. Then he said, slowly and deliberately, "Master Nathaniel, what's wrong with you?"
Master Nathaniel started violently.
Master Nathaniel started aggressively.
"The matter with me?" he said coldly. "I have not asked you in to consult you about my own health. We will, if you please, keep to that of my son."
"The issue with me?" he said icily. "I didn’t invite you in to discuss my own health. Let’s, if you don’t mind, focus on my son’s."
But he rather spoiled the dignified effect his words might have had by gobbling like a turkey cock, and muttering under his breath, "Damn the fellow and his impudence!" Endymion Leer chuckled.
But he kind of ruined the serious impact his words could have had by making a turkey-like noise and mumbling under his breath, “Damn that guy and his boldness!” Endymion Leer chuckled.
"Well, I may have been mistaken," he said, "but I have sometimes had the impression that our Worship the Mayor was, well, a whimsical fellow, given to queer fancies. Do you know my name for your house? I call it the Mayor's Nest. The Mayor's Nest!"
"Well, I might have been wrong," he said, "but I've sometimes felt that our Worship the Mayor is, you know, a bit of a quirky guy, prone to odd ideas. Do you know what I call your house? I call it the Mayor's Nest. The Mayor's Nest!"
And he flung back his head and laughed heartily at his own joke, while Master Nathaniel glared at him, speechless with rage.
And he threw his head back and laughed loudly at his own joke, while Master Nathaniel glared at him, speechless with anger.
"Now, your Worship," he went on in a more serious voice. "If I have been indiscreet you must forgive me ... as I forgave you in the parlour. You see, a doctor is obliged to keep his eyes open ... it is not from what his patients tell him that he prescribes for them, but from what he notices himself. To a doctor everything is a symptom ... the way a man lights his pipe even. For instance, I once had the honour of having your Worship as my partner at a game of cards. You've forgotten probably—it was years ago at the Pyepowders. We lost that game. Why? Because each time that you held the most valuable card in the pack—the Lyre of Bones—you discarded it as if it had burnt your fingers. Things like that set a doctor wondering, Master Nathaniel. You are a man who is frightened about something."
"Now, Your Honor," he said in a more serious tone. "If I have been too forward, please forgive me... just as I forgave you in the parlor. You see, a doctor has to keep his eyes open... it's not just what his patients tell him that guides his prescriptions, but what he observes himself. To a doctor, everything is a symptom... even how a man lights his pipe. For example, I once had the honor of having you as my partner in a card game. You've probably forgotten—it was years ago at the Pyepowders. We lost that game. Why? Because each time you held the most valuable card in the deck—the Lyre of Bones—you discarded it as if it had burned your fingers. Things like that make a doctor think, Master Nathaniel. You are a man who is scared of something."
Master Nathaniel slowly turned crimson. Now that the doctor mentioned it, he remembered quite well that at one time he objected to holding the Lyre of Bones. Its name caused him to connect it with the Note. As we have seen, he was apt to regard innocent things as taboo. But to think that somebody should have noticed it!
Master Nathaniel slowly turned red. Now that the doctor brought it up, he remembered clearly that he once objected to holding the Lyre of Bones. Its name made him associate it with the Note. As we've seen, he tended to view innocent things as forbidden. But to think that someone had noticed it!
"This is a necessary preface to what I have got to say with regard to your son," went on Endymion Leer. "You see, I want to make it clear that, though one has never come within a mile of fairy fruit, one can have all the symptoms of being an habitual consumer of it. Wait! Wait! Hear me out!"
"This is an important introduction to what I need to say about your son," continued Endymion Leer. "Look, I want to be clear that even if someone has never been close to fairy fruit, they can still show all the signs of being a regular user. Hold on! Hold on! Let me finish!"
For Master Nathaniel, with a smothered exclamation, had sprung from his chair.
For Master Nathaniel, with a muffled exclamation, had jumped up from his chair.
"I am not saying that you have all these symptoms ... far from it. But you know that there are spurious imitations of many diseases of the body—conditions that imitate exactly all the symptoms of the disease, and the doctors themselves are often taken in by them. You wish me to confine my remarks to your son ... well, I consider that he is suffering from a spurious surfeit of fairy fruit."
"I’m not saying you have all these symptoms ... far from it. But you know there are fake versions of many body illnesses—conditions that mimic all the symptoms perfectly, and even doctors can be fooled by them. You want me to focus my comments on your son ... well, I think he’s suffering from a false excess of fairy fruit."
Though still angry, Master Nathaniel was feeling wonderfully relieved. This explanation of his own condition that robbed it of all mystery and, somehow, made it rational, seemed almost as good as a cure. So he let the doctor go on with his disquisition without any further interruption except the purely rhetorical ones of an occasional protesting grunt.
Though still angry, Master Nathaniel felt really relieved. This explanation of his own condition that took away all the mystery and, in a way, made it logical, felt almost as good as a cure. So he let the doctor continue with his lengthy talk without any further interruptions, except for the occasional grunt of protest.
"Now, I have studied somewhat closely the effects of fairy fruit," the doctor was saying. "These effects we regard as a malady. But, in reality, they are more like a melody—a tune that one can't get out of one's head," and he shot a very sly little look at Master Nathaniel, out of his bright bird-like eyes.
"Now, I've looked closely at the effects of fairy fruit," the doctor was saying. "We see these effects as a problem. But really, they're more like a melody—a tune that gets stuck in your head," and he shot a very sly little look at Master Nathaniel, out of his bright, bird-like eyes.
"Yes," he went on in a thoughtful voice, "its effects, I think, can best be described as a changing of the inner rhythm by which we live. Have you ever noticed a little child of three or four walking hand in hand with its father through the streets? It is almost as if the two were walking in time to perfectly different tunes. Indeed, though they hold each other's hand, they might be walking on different planets ... each seeing and hearing entirely different things. And while the father marches steadily on towards some predetermined goal, the child pulls against his hand, laughs without cause, makes little bird-like swoops at invisible objects. Now, anyone who has tasted fairy fruit (your Worship will excuse my calling a spade a spade in this way, but in my profession one can't be mealy-mouthed)—anyone, then, who has tasted fairy fruit walks through life beside other people to a different tune from theirs ... just like the little child beside its father. But one can be born to a different tune ... and that, I believe, is the case with Master Ranulph. Now, if he is ever to become a useful citizen, though he need not lose his own tune, he must learn to walk in time to other people's. He will not learn to do that here—at present. Master Nathaniel, you are not good for your son."
"Yes," he continued in a thoughtful tone, "I think the effects can best be described as a shift in the inner rhythm that guides our lives. Have you ever seen a little child, maybe three or four years old, walking hand in hand with their father on the street? It's almost as if they are moving to completely different songs. Even though they're holding hands, it feels like they might as well be walking on different planets, each perceiving and experiencing entirely different things. While the father walks steadily toward a clear goal, the child tugs on his hand, laughs for no reason, and makes little bird-like gestures at imaginary things. Anyone who has ever experienced fairy fruit (and I hope you’ll forgive my directness about this, but in my line of work, I can't be vague)—anyone who has tasted fairy fruit walks through life next to others to a different rhythm ... just like the little child next to its father. But someone can also be born to a different rhythm ... and I believe that's true for Master Ranulph. If he ever wants to be a productive member of society, he doesn’t have to lose his own rhythm, but he does need to learn to move to the beat of others. He won’t learn that here, not right now. Master Nathaniel, you’re not helping your son."
Master Nathaniel moved uneasily in his chair, and in a stifled voice he said, "What then do you recommend?"
Master Nathaniel shifted uncomfortably in his chair and, in a hushed voice, he asked, "So what do you suggest?"
"I should recommend his being taught another tune," said the doctor briskly. "A different one from any he has heard before ... but one to which other people walk as well as he. You must have captains and mates, Master Nathaniel, with little houses down at the seaport town. Is there no honest fellow among them with a sensible wife with whom the lad could lodge for a month or two? Or stay," he went on, without giving Master Nathaniel time to answer, "life on a farm would do as well—better, perhaps. Sowing and reaping, quiet days, smells and noises that are like old tunes, healing nights ... slow-time gin! By the Harvest of Souls, Master Nathaniel, I'd rather any day, be a farmer than a merchant ... waving corn is better than the sea, and waggons are better than ships, and freighted with sweeter and more wholesome merchandise than all your silks and spices; for in their cargo are peace and a quiet mind. Yes. Master Ranulph must spend some months on a farm, and I know the very place for him."
"I recommend he learn a new tune," the doctor said cheerfully. "Something different from what he's heard before... but one that others also groove to. You must have captains and mates, Master Nathaniel, who live in little houses down at the seaport town. Is there no decent guy among them with a sensible wife with whom the kid could stay for a month or two? Or hold on," he continued without letting Master Nathaniel respond, "living on a farm would be just as good—maybe even better. Sowing and reaping, relaxing days, sounds and smells that feel like familiar tunes, peaceful nights... slow-time gin! By the Harvest of Souls, Master Nathaniel, I'd choose to be a farmer any day over being a merchant... waving fields are better than the ocean, and wagons are more desirable than ships, carrying sweeter and healthier goods than all your silks and spices; because in their load are peace and a calm mind. Yes. Master Ranulph should spend some months on a farm, and I know just the place for him."
Master Nathaniel was more moved than he cared to show by the doctor's words. They were like the cry of the cock, without its melancholy. But he tried to make his voice dry and matter of fact, as he asked where this marvellous farm might be.
Master Nathaniel felt more affected than he wanted to show by the doctor's words. They were like the crow of a rooster, without its sadness. But he attempted to keep his voice calm and straightforward as he inquired about the location of this wonderful farm.
"Oh, it's to the west," the doctor answered vaguely. "It belongs to an old acquaintance of mine—the widow Gibberty. She's a fine, fresh, bustling woman and knows everything a woman ought to know, and her granddaughter, Hazel, is a nice, sensible, hard-working girl. I'm sure...."
"Oh, it's to the west," the doctor replied vaguely. "It belongs to an old friend of mine—the widow Gibberty. She's a lively, energetic woman and knows everything a woman should know, and her granddaughter, Hazel, is a nice, sensible, hard-working girl. I'm sure...."
"Gibberty, did you say?" interrupted Master Nathaniel. He seemed to have heard the name before.
"Gibberty, did you say?" interrupted Master Nathaniel. He seemed to have heard that name before.
"Yes. You may remember having heard her name in the law-courts—it isn't a common one. She had a case many years ago. I think it was a thieving labourer her late husband had thrashed and dismissed who sued her for damages."
"Yes. You might remember hearing her name in the courts—it’s not a common one. She had a case many years back. I believe it was a laborer her late husband had beaten and fired who sued her for damages."
"And where exactly is this farm?"
"And where is this farm exactly?"
"Well, it's about sixty miles away from Lud, just out of a village called Swan-on-the-Dapple."
"Well, it’s about sixty miles from Lud, just outside a village called Swan-on-the-Dapple."
"Swan-on-the-Dapple? Then it's quite close to the Elfin Marches!" cried Master Nathaniel indignantly.
"Swan-on-the-Dapple? Then it's really close to the Elfin Marches!" shouted Master Nathaniel, clearly annoyed.
"About ten miles away," replied Endymion Leer imperturbably. "But what of that? Ten miles on a busy self-supporting farm is as great a distance as a hundred would be at Lud. Still, under the circumstances, I can understand your fighting shy of the west. I must think of some other plan."
"About ten miles away," Endymion Leer replied calmly. "But what does that matter? Ten miles on a bustling, self-sufficient farm feels just as far as a hundred would at Lud. Still, given the situation, I can see why you might want to avoid the west. I'll need to come up with another plan."
"I should think so indeed!" growled Master Nathaniel.
"I definitely think so!" growled Master Nathaniel.
"However," continued the doctor, "you have really nothing to fear from that quarter. He would, in reality, be much further moved from temptation there than here. The smugglers, whoever they are, run great risks to get the fruit into Lud, and they're not going to waste it on rustics and farmhands."
"However," the doctor continued, "you really have nothing to worry about from that side. He would actually be much less tempted there than here. The smugglers, whoever they are, take big risks to bring the fruit into Lud, and they're not going to waste it on country folks and farmhands."
"All the same," said Master Nathaniel doggedly, "I'm not going to have him going so damnably near to ... a certain place."
"Still," Master Nathaniel said stubbornly, "I'm not going to let him get so damn close to ... a certain place."
"The place that does not exist in the eyes of the law, eh?" said Endymion Leer with a smile.
"The place that doesn't exist in the eyes of the law, right?" said Endymion Leer with a smile.
Then he leaned forward in his chair, and gazed steadily at Master Nathaniel. This time, his eyes were kind as well as piercing. "Master Nathaniel, I'd like to reason with you a little," he said. "Reason I know, is only a drug, and, as such, its effects are never permanent. But, like the juice of the poppy, it often gives a temporary relief."
Then he leaned forward in his chair and looked intently at Master Nathaniel. This time, his eyes were both kind and sharp. "Master Nathaniel, I’d like to talk with you for a bit," he said. "I know reasoning is just a temporary fix, and its effects never last for long. But, like opium, it can often provide a short-term sense of relief."
He sat silent for a few seconds, as if choosing in advance the words he meant to use. Then he began, "We have the misfortune of living in a country that marches with the unknown; and that is apt to make the fancy sick. Though we laugh at old songs and old yarns, nevertheless, they are the yarn with which we weave our picture of the world."
He sat quietly for a few seconds, as if deciding on the words he wanted to use. Then he started, "We have the bad luck of living in a country that moves with uncertainty; and that tends to make the imagination sick. Even though we laugh at old songs and old stories, they are still the fabric we use to create our view of the world."
He paused for a second to chuckle over his own pun, and then went on, "But, for once, let us look things straight in the face, and call them by their proper names. Fairyland, for instance ... no one has been there within the memory of man. For generations it has been a forbidden land. In consequence, curiosity, ignorance, and unbridled fancy have put their heads together and concocted a country of golden trees hanging with pearls and rubies, the inhabitants of which are immortal and terrible through unearthly gifts—and so on. But—and in this I am in no way subscribing to a certain antiquary of ill odour—there is not a single homely thing that, looked at from a certain angle, does not become fairy. Think of the Dapple, or the Dawl, when they roll the sunset towards the east. Think of an autumn wood, or a hawthorn in May. A hawthorn in May—there's a miracle for you! Who would ever have dreamed that that gnarled stumpy old tree had the power to do that? Well, all these things are familiar sights, but what should we think if never having seen them we read a description of them, or saw them for the first time? A golden river! Flaming trees! Trees that suddenly break into flower! For all we know, it may be Dorimare that is Fairyland to the people across the Debatable Hills."
He paused for a second to laugh at his own pun, then continued, "But seriously, let’s face the facts and call things what they really are. Take Fairyland, for example... no one’s been there in anyone's lifetime. For generations, it’s been a forbidden place. As a result, curiosity, ignorance, and wild imagination have come together to create a land filled with golden trees dripping with pearls and rubies, where the inhabitants are immortal and fearsome thanks to their supernatural powers—and so on. But—without agreeing with a certain notorious antiquarian—there's not a single ordinary thing that, from a certain perspective, doesn’t become magical. Consider the Dapple or the Dawl as they roll the sunset toward the east. Think about an autumn forest or a hawthorn in May. A hawthorn in May—that's a miracle! Who would have ever thought that this twisted, stubby old tree could do that? These things are all familiar sights, but what would we think if we never saw them and only read a description or experienced them for the first time? A golden river! Fiery trees! Trees that suddenly burst into bloom! For all we know, Dorimare could be Fairyland to the folks on the other side of the Debatable Hills."
Master Nathaniel was drinking in every word as if it was nectar. A sense of safety was tingling in his veins like a generous wine ... mounting to his head, even, a little bit, so unused was he to that particular intoxicant.
Master Nathaniel was soaking up every word as if it were nectar. A feeling of safety was buzzing in his veins like a fine wine ... rising to his head a bit, since he was so unaccustomed to that particular buzz.
Endymion Leer eyed him, with a little smile. "And now," he said, "perhaps your Worship will let me talk a little of your own case. The malady you suffer from should, I think, be called 'life-sickness.' You are, so to speak, a bad sailor, and the motion of life makes you brain-sick. There, beneath you, all round you, there surges and swells, and ebbs and flows, that great, ungovernable, ruthless element that we call life. And its motion gets into your blood, turns your head dizzy. Get your sea legs, Master Nathaniel! By which I do not mean you must cease feeling the motion ... go on feeling it, but learn to like it; or if not to like it, at any rate to bear it with firm legs and a steady head."
Endymion Leer looked at him with a slight smile. "And now," he said, "maybe your Worship will let me talk a bit about your situation. The illness you're dealing with should probably be called 'life-sickness.' You're, so to speak, a poor sailor, and the ups and downs of life make you feel lost. All around you, life is surging and flowing, and it can feel overwhelming. Its motion gets into your veins and makes your head spin. Get your sea legs, Master Nathaniel! I don't mean you should stop feeling the motion... keep feeling it, but learn to embrace it; or if you can’t embrace it, at least learn to handle it with steady legs and a clear mind."
There were tears in Master Nathaniel's eyes and he smiled a little sheepishly. At that moment his feet were certainly on terra firma; and so convinced are we that each mood while it lasts will be the permanent temper of our soul that for the moment he felt that he would never feel "life-sickness" again.
There were tears in Master Nathaniel's eyes, and he smiled a bit shyly. At that moment, his feet were definitely on solid ground; and we are so certain that each mood will last forever that for the moment, he felt he would never experience "life-sickness" again.
"Thank you, Leer, thank you," he murmured. "I'd do a good deal for you, in return for what you've just said."
"Thanks, Leer, thanks," he said softly. "I would do a lot for you in exchange for what you just said."
"Very well, then," said the doctor briskly, "give me the pleasure of curing your son. It's the greatest pleasure I have in life, curing people. Let me arrange for him to go to this farm."
"Alright then," said the doctor quickly, "let me have the joy of treating your son. It's the best part of my life, helping people get better. I'll make arrangements for him to go to this farm."
Master Nathaniel, in his present mood, was incapable of gainsaying him. So it was arranged that Ranulph should shortly leave for Swan-on-the-Dapple.
Master Nathaniel, in his current mood, couldn't argue with him. So, it was decided that Ranulph would be leaving for Swan-on-the-Dapple soon.
It was with a curious solemnity that, just before he took his leave, Endymion Leer said, "Master Nathaniel, there is one thing I want you to bear in mind—I have never in my life made a mistake in a prescription."
It was with a strange seriousness that, just before he left, Endymion Leer said, "Master Nathaniel, there’s one thing I want you to remember—I’ve never made a mistake in a prescription."
As Endymion Leer trotted away from the Chanticleers he chuckled to himself and softly rubbed his hands. "I can't help being a physician and giving balm," he muttered. "But it was monstrous good policy as well. He would never have allowed the boy to go, otherwise."
As Endymion Leer walked away from the Chanticleers, he chuckled to himself and gently rubbed his hands. "I can't help being a doctor and providing comfort," he muttered. "But it was also a smart move. He would never have let the kid go, otherwise."
Then he started, and stood stock-still, listening. From far away there came a ghostly sound. It might have been the cry of a very distant cock, or else it might have been the sound of faint, mocking laughter.
Then he started and stood completely still, listening. From far away, there came an eerie sound. It could have been the call of a very distant rooster, or maybe it was the sound of faint, mocking laughter.
CHAPTER V
RANULPH GOES TO THE WIDOW GIBBERTY'S FARM
But Endymion Leer was right. Reason is only a drug, and its effects cannot be permanent. Master Nathaniel was soon suffering from life-sickness as much as ever.
But Endymion Leer was right. Reason is just a drug, and its effects can't last forever. Master Nathaniel was soon dealing with life-sickness just as much as before.
For one thing, there was no denying that in the voice of Endymion Leer singing to Ranulph, he had once again heard the Note; and the fact tormented him, reason with himself as he might.
For one thing, there was no denying that in Endymion Leer's voice singing to Ranulph, he had once again heard the Note; and that fact tormented him, no matter how much he tried to reason with himself.
But it was not sufficient to make him distrust Endymion Leer—one might hear the Note, he was convinced, in the voices of the most innocent; just as the mocking cry of the cuckoo can rise from the nest of the lark or the hedge sparrow. But he was certainly not going to let him take Ranulph away to that western farm.
But it wasn't enough to make him distrust Endymion Leer—he was convinced he could hear the Note in the voices of the most innocent; just like the mocking cry of the cuckoo can come from the nest of the lark or the hedge sparrow. But he definitely wasn’t going to let him take Ranulph to that western farm.
And yet the boy was longing, nay craving to go, for Endymion Leer, when he had been left alone with him in the parlour that morning, had fired his imagination with its delights.
And yet the boy was longing, even craving to go, because Endymion Leer, when he had been left alone with him in the living room that morning, had sparked his imagination with its pleasures.
When Master Nathaniel questioned him as to what other things Endymion Leer had talked about, he said that he had asked him a great many questions about the stranger in green he had seen dancing, and had made him repeat to him several times what exactly he had said to him.
When Master Nathaniel asked him what else Endymion Leer had talked about, he said that he had asked him a lot of questions about the stranger in green he had seen dancing and had made him repeat several times what exactly he had said to him.
"Then," said Ranulph, "he said he would sing me well and happy. And I was just beginning to feel so wonderful, when you came bursting in, father."
"Then," said Ranulph, "he said he would sing to me, making me feel good and happy. I was just starting to feel amazing when you came bursting in, Dad."
"I'm sorry, my boy," said Master Nathaniel. "But why did you first of all scream so and beg not to be left alone with him?"
"I'm sorry, my boy," Master Nathaniel said. "But why did you scream like that and plead not to be left alone with him?"
Ranulph wriggled and hung his head. "I suppose it was like the cheese," he said sheepishly. "But, father, I want to go to that farm. Please let me go."
Ranulph squirmed and looked down. "I guess it was like the cheese," he said sheepishly. "But, Dad, I really want to go to that farm. Please let me go."
For several weeks Master Nathaniel steadily refused his consent. He kept the boy with him as much as his business and his official duties would permit, trying to find for him occupations and amusements that would teach him a "different tune." For Endymion Leer's words, in spite of their having had so little effect on his spiritual condition, had genuinely and permanently impressed him. However, he could not but see that Ranulph was daily wilting and that his talk was steadily becoming more fantastic; and he began to fear that his own objection to letting him go to the farm sprang merely from a selfish desire to keep him with him.
For several weeks, Master Nathaniel kept refusing to give his consent. He spent as much time with the boy as his work and official responsibilities allowed, trying to find activities and distractions that would teach him a "different tune." Even though Endymion Leer's words didn't seem to have much impact on Nathaniel's spiritual state, they had truly and permanently affected him. However, he couldn't ignore the fact that Ranulph was fading daily, and his conversations were becoming increasingly strange; he started to worry that his refusal to let him go to the farm was simply a selfish desire to keep him close.
Hempie, oddly enough, was in favour of his going. The old woman's attitude to the whole affair was a curious one. Nothing would make her believe that it was not fairy fruit that Willy Wisp had given him. She said she had suspected it from the first, but to have mentioned it would have done no good to anyone.
Hempie, strangely enough, supported his decision to go. The old woman's perspective on the whole situation was quite peculiar. She was convinced that the fruit Willy Wisp had given him was magical. She claimed she had suspected it from the beginning, but bringing it up wouldn’t have helped anyone.
"If it wasn't that what was it then?" she would ask scornfully. "For what is Willy Wisp himself? He left his place—and his wages not paid, too, during the twelve nights of Yule-tide. And when dog or servant leaves, sudden like, at that time, we all know what to think."
"If it wasn't that, then what was it?" she would ask with disdain. "What about Willy Wisp himself? He left his spot—and he didn’t get paid for those twelve nights of Yule, either. And when a dog or servant suddenly disappears during that time, we all know what to assume."
"And what are we to think, Hempie?" enquired Master Nathaniel.
"And what are we supposed to think, Hempie?" asked Master Nathaniel.
At first the old woman would only shake her head and look mysterious. But finally she told him that it was believed in the country districts that, should there be a fairy among the servants, he was bound to return to his own land on one of the twelve nights after the winter solstice; and should there be among the dogs one that belonged to Duke Aubrey's pack, during these nights he would howl and howl, till he was let out of his kennel, and then vanish into the darkness and never be seen again.
At first, the old woman would just shake her head and look mysterious. But eventually, she told him that in the rural areas, it was believed that if there was a fairy among the servants, he had to return to his own land on one of the twelve nights after the winter solstice. If there was a dog among them that belonged to Duke Aubrey's pack, during those nights, it would howl and howl until someone let it out of its kennel, and then it would disappear into the darkness and never be seen again.
Master Nathaniel grunted with impatience.
Master Nathaniel huffed with impatience.
"Well, it was you dragged the words from my lips, and though you are the Mayor and the Lord High Seneschal, you can't come lording it over my thoughts ... I've a right to them!" cried Hempie, indignantly.
"Well, it was you who pulled the words out of me, and even though you're the Mayor and the Lord High Seneschal, you can't just come bossing my thoughts around ... I have a right to them!" cried Hempie, indignantly.
"My good Hempie, if you really believe the boy has eaten ... a certain thing, all I can say is you seem very cheerful about it," growled Master Nathaniel.
"My good Hempie, if you really think the boy has eaten ... a certain thing, all I can say is you seem very happy about it," grumbled Master Nathaniel.
"And what good would it do my pulling a long face and looking like one of the old statues in the fields of Grammary I should like to know?" flashed back Hempie. And then she added, with a meaning nod, "Besides, whatever happens, no harm can ever come to a Chanticleer. While Lud stands the Chanticleers will thrive. So come rough, come smooth, you won't find me worrying. But if I was you, Master Nat, I'd give the boy his way. There's nothing like his own way for a sick person—be he child or grown man. His own way to a sick man is what grass is to a sick dog."
"And what good would it do for me to pull a long face and look like one of those old statues in the fields of Grammary, I’d like to know?" Hempie shot back. Then she added, with a knowing nod, "Besides, no matter what happens, a Chanticleer can never come to harm. As long as Lud stands, the Chanticleers will flourish. So come what may, you won’t see me worrying. But if I were you, Master Nat, I’d let the boy have his way. For a sick person—whether a child or an adult—nothing is better than having their own way. It’s like grass to a sick dog."
Hempie's opinion influenced Master Nathaniel more than he would like to admit; but it was a talk he had with Mumchance, the captain of the Lud Yeomanry, that finally induced him to let Ranulph have his way.
Hempie's opinion affected Master Nathaniel more than he'd like to admit; however, it was a conversation he had with Mumchance, the captain of the Lud Yeomanry, that ultimately convinced him to let Ranulph do what he wanted.
The Yeomanry combined the duties of a garrison with those of a police corps, and Master Nathaniel had charged their captain to try and find the whereabouts of Willy Wisp.
The Yeomanry handled the responsibilities of both a garrison and a police force, and Master Nathaniel had instructed their captain to try to locate Willy Wisp.
It turned out that the rogue was quite familiar to the Yeomanry, and Mumchance confirmed what Endymion Leer had said about his having turned the town upside down with his pranks during the few months he had been in Master Nathaniel's service. But since his disappearance at Yule-tide, nothing had been seen or heard of him in Lud-in-the-Mist, and Mumchance could find no traces of him.
It turned out that the troublemaker was well-known to the Yeomanry, and Mumchance confirmed what Endymion Leer had said about him turning the town upside down with his antics during the few months he had been working for Master Nathaniel. However, since his disappearance at Christmas, no one had seen or heard from him in Lud-in-the-Mist, and Mumchance couldn't find any clues about him.
Master Nathaniel fumed and grumbled a little at the inefficiency of the Yeomanry; but, at the bottom of his heart he was relieved. He had a lurking fear that Hempie was right and Endymion Leer was wrong, and that it had really been fairy fruit after all that Ranulph had eaten. But it is best to let sleeping facts lie. And he feared that if confronted with Willy Wisp the facts might wake up and begin to bite. But what was this that Mumchance was telling him?
Master Nathaniel seethed and complained a bit about the incompetence of the Yeomanry; but deep down, he felt relieved. He had a nagging fear that Hempie was right and Endymion Leer was wrong, and that Ranulph had really eaten fairy fruit after all. But it’s better to let sleeping facts lie. He worried that if he faced Willy Wisp, those facts might come alive and start to cause trouble. But what was Mumchance saying to him?
It would seem that during the past months there had been a marked increase in the consumption of fairy fruit—in the low quarters of town, of course.
It seems that over the past few months, there has been a noticeable rise in the consumption of fairy fruit—in the lower parts of town, of course.
"It's got to be stopped, Mumchance, d'ye hear?" cried Master Nathaniel hotly. "And what's more, the smugglers must be caught and clapped into gaol, every mother's son of them. This has gone on too long."
"It's got to be stopped, Mumchance, do you hear me?" yelled Master Nathaniel heatedly. "And what's more, the smugglers have to be caught and thrown in jail, every last one of them. This has gone on for too long."
"Yes, your Worship," said Mumchance stolidly, "it went on in the time of my predecessor, if your Worship will pardon the expression" (Mumchance was very fond of using long words, but he had a feeling that it was presumption to use them before his betters), "and in the days of his predecessor ... and way back. And it's no good trying to be smarter than our forebears. I sometimes think we might as well try and catch the Dapple and clap it into prison as them smugglers. But these are sad times, your Worship, sad times—the 'prentices wanting to be masters, and every little tradesman wanting to be a Senator, and every dirty little urchin thinking he can give impudence to his betters! You see, your Worship, I sees and hears a good deal in my way of business, if you'll pardon the expression ... but the things one's eyes and ears tells one, they ain't in words, so to speak, and it's not easy to tell other folks what they say ... no more than the geese can tell you how they know it's going to rain," and he laughed apologetically. "But I shouldn't be surprised—no, I shouldn't, if there wasn't something brewing."
"Yes, Your Honor," said Mumchance flatly, "it started back in my predecessor's time, if you don’t mind me saying." (Mumchance liked using long words, but felt it was a bit presumptuous to use them in front of those he considered superior.) "And in the days of his predecessor... all the way back. There's no point in trying to outsmart our ancestors. Sometimes I think we might as well try to catch the Dapple and throw it in prison like those smugglers. But these are tough times, Your Honor, tough times— apprentices wanting to be masters, every little tradesman wanting to be a Senator, and every filthy little kid thinking they can take back to their betters! You see, Your Honor, I see and hear a lot in my line of work, if you’ll excuse the expression... but the things that catch my eyes and ears can’t easily be put into words, so to speak, and it’s hard to explain to others what they mean... just like how geese can’t tell you how they know it’s going to rain," he laughed awkwardly. "But I wouldn’t be surprised—no, I wouldn’t, if something was brewing."
"By the Sun, Moon, and Stars, Mumchance, don't speak in riddles!" cried Master Nathaniel irritably. "What d'ye mean?"
"By the Sun, Moon, and Stars, Mumchance, stop talking in riddles!" Master Nathaniel exclaimed irritably. "What do you mean?"
Mumchance shifted uneasily from one foot to the other: "Well, your Worship," he began, "it's this way. Folks are beginning to take a wonderful interest in Duke Aubrey again. Why, all the girls are wearing bits of tawdry jewelry with his picture, and bits of imitation ivy and squills stuck in their bonnets, and there ain't a poor street in this town where all the cockatoos that the sailors bring don't squawk at you from their cages that the Duke will come to his own again ... or some such rubbish, and...."
Mumchance shifted uncomfortably from one foot to the other: "Well, your Worship," he started, "here's the deal. People are starting to get really interested in Duke Aubrey again. I mean, all the girls are wearing cheap jewelry with his picture, and fake ivy and squills stuck in their hats, and there isn’t a poor street in this town where the parrots that the sailors bring don’t squawk at you from their cages that the Duke will return... or some nonsense like that, and...."
"My good Mumchance!" cried Master Nathaniel, impatiently, "Duke Aubrey was a rascally sovereign who died more than two hundred years ago. You don't believe he's going to come to life again, do you?"
"My good Mumchance!" shouted Master Nathaniel, impatiently. "Duke Aubrey was a shady king who died over two hundred years ago. You can't seriously think he’s going to come back to life, can you?"
"I don't say that he will, your Worship," answered Mumchance evasively. "But all I know is that when Lud begins talking about him, it generally bodes trouble. I remember how old Tripsand, he who was Captain of the Yeomanry when I was a little lad, used always to say that there was a deal of that sort of talk before the great drought."
"I’m not saying he will, your Worship," Mumchance replied vaguely. "But all I know is when Lud starts talking about him, it usually means trouble. I remember how old Tripsand, the Captain of the Yeomanry when I was a kid, always said there was a lot of that kind of talk before the big drought."
"Fiddlesticks!" cried Master Nathaniel.
"Fiddlesticks!" shouted Master Nathaniel.
Mumchance's theories about Duke Aubrey he immediately dismissed from his mind. But he was very much disturbed by what he had said about fairy fruit, and began to think that Endymion Leer had been right in maintaining that Ranulph would be further from temptation at Swan-on-the-Dapple than in Lud.
Mumchance's ideas about Duke Aubrey, he quickly brushed aside. However, he was really unsettled by what he mentioned about fairy fruit and started to believe that Endymion Leer was correct in suggesting that Ranulph would be less tempted at Swan-on-the-Dapple than in Lud.
He had another interview with Leer, and the long and short of it was that it was decided that as soon as Dame Marigold and Hempie could get Ranulph ready he should set out for the widow Gibberty's farm. Endymion Leer said that he wanted to look for herbs in the neighbourhood, and would be very willing to escort him there.
He had another meeting with Leer, and the bottom line was that as soon as Dame Marigold and Hempie could get Ranulph ready, he should head to widow Gibberty's farm. Endymion Leer mentioned that he wanted to search for herbs in the area and would be happy to accompany him there.
Master Nathaniel, of course, would much have preferred to have gone with him himself; but it was against the law for the Mayor to leave Lud, except on circuit. In his stead, he decided to send Luke Hempen, old Hempie's grand-nephew. He was a lad of about twenty, who worked in the garden and had always been the faithful slave of Ranulph.
Master Nathaniel would have definitely preferred to go with him himself, but it was against the law for the Mayor to leave Lud, except when on circuit. Instead, he decided to send Luke Hempen, old Hempie's grand-nephew. He was a young man of about twenty, who worked in the garden and had always been a loyal assistant to Ranulph.
On a beautiful sunny morning, about a week later, Endymion Leer came riding up to the Chanticleers' to fetch Ranulph, who was impatiently awaiting him, booted and spurred, and looking more like his old self than he had done for months.
On a lovely sunny morning, about a week later, Endymion Leer rode up to the Chanticleers' to pick up Ranulph, who was eagerly waiting for him, dressed in boots and spurs, and looking more like his old self than he had in months.
Before Ranulph mounted, Master Nathaniel, blinking away a tear or two, kissed him on the forehead and whispered, "The black rooks will fly away, my son, and you'll come back as brown as a berry, and as merry as a grig. And if you want me, just send a word by Luke, and I'll be with you as fast as horses can gallop—law or no law." And from her latticed window at the top of the house appeared the head and shoulders of old Hempie in her nightcap, shaking her fist, and crying, "Now then, young Luke, if you don't take care of my boy—you'll catch it!"
Before Ranulph got on his horse, Master Nathaniel, wiping away a tear or two, kissed him on the forehead and whispered, "The black rooks will fly away, my son, and you'll return as brown as a berry and as happy as can be. If you need me, just send a word with Luke, and I'll be there as fast as horses can gallop—law or no law." From her window at the top of the house, old Hempie appeared in her nightcap, shaking her fist and shouting, "Now then, young Luke, if you don't take care of my boy—you'll get it!"
Many a curious glance was cast at the little cavalcade as they trotted down the cobbled streets. Miss Lettice and Miss Rosie Prim, the two buxom daughters of the leading watchmaker who were returning from their marketing considered that Ranulph looked sweetly pretty on horseback. "Though," added Miss Rosie, "they do say he's a bit ... queer, and it is a pity, I must say, that he's got the Mayor's ginger hair."
Many curious looks were directed at the small group as they trotted down the cobbled streets. Miss Lettice and Miss Rosie Prim, the two attractive daughters of the town's leading watchmaker, returning from their shopping, thought Ranulph looked quite charming on horseback. "Though," Miss Rosie added, "they do say he's a bit... different, and it’s a shame, I must say, that he has the Mayor's bright ginger hair."
"Well, Rosie," retorted Miss Lettice, "at least he doesn't cover it up with a black wig, like a certain apprentice I know!"
"Well, Rosie," replied Miss Lettice, "at least he doesn't hide it with a black wig, like a certain apprentice I know!"
And Rosie laughed, and tossed her head.
And Rosie laughed and tossed her head.
A great many women, as they watched them pass, called down blessings on the head of Endymion Leer; adding that it was a pity that he was not Mayor and High Seneschal. And several rough-looking men scowled ominously at Ranulph. But Mother Tibbs, the half-crazy old washerwoman, who, in spite of her forty summers danced more lightly than any maiden, and was, in consequence, in great request as a partner at those tavern dances that played so great a part in the life of the masses in Lud-in-the-Mist—crazy, disreputable, Mother Tibbs, with her strangely noble innocent face, tossed him a nosegay and cried in her sing-song penetrating voice, "Cockadoodle doo! Cockadoodle doo! The little master's bound for the land where the eggs are all gold!"
A lot of women, as they watched him go by, showered blessings on Endymion Leer, saying it was a shame he wasn’t the Mayor and High Seneschal. Meanwhile, several tough-looking guys shot glares at Ranulph. But Mother Tibbs, the half-crazy old washerwoman who, despite her forty years, danced more gracefully than any young woman, was in high demand as a partner at those tavern dances that played such a big role in the lives of the people in Lud-in-the-Mist—crazy, disreputable Mother Tibbs, with her oddly noble innocent face, tossed him a bouquet and called out in her sing-song, piercing voice, "Cockadoodle doo! Cockadoodle doo! The little master’s off to the land where the eggs are all gold!"
But no one ever paid any attention to what Mother Tibbs might say.
But nobody ever paid any attention to what Mother Tibbs had to say.
Nothing worth mentioning occurred during their journey to Swan; except the endless pleasant things of the country in summer. There were beech spinneys, wading up steep banks through their own dead leaves; fields all blurred with meadow-sweet and sorrel; brown old women screaming at their goats; acacias in full flower, and willows blown by the wind into white blossom.
Nothing significant happened during their trip to Swan, just the countless lovely sights of the countryside in summer. There were beech groves, walking up steep banks through their own fallen leaves; fields filled with meadow-sweet and sorrel; older women shouting at their goats; acacias in full bloom, and willows swaying in the wind like white blossoms.
From time to time, terrestrial comets—the blue flash of a kingfisher, the red whisk of a fox—would furrow and thrill the surface of the earth with beauty.
From time to time, earthly comets—the blue flash of a kingfisher, the red whisk of a fox—would streak across and excite the surface of the earth with beauty.
And in the distance, here and there, standing motionless and in complete silence by the flowing Dapple, were red-roofed villages—the least vain of all fair things, for they never looked at their own reflection in the water, but gazed unblinkingly at the horizon.
And in the distance, here and there, standing still and completely silent by the flowing Dapple, were red-roofed villages—the least vain of all beautiful things, because they never looked at their own reflection in the water, but stared unblinkingly at the horizon.
And there were ruined castles covered with ivy—the badge of the old order, clinging to its own; and into the ivy doves dived, seeming to leave in their wake a trail of amethyst, just as a clump of bottle-green leaves is shot with purple by the knowledge that it hides violets. And the round towers of the castles looked as if they were so firmly encrusted in the sky that, to get to their other side, one would have to hew out a passage through the celestial marble.
And there were crumbling castles covered in ivy—the symbol of the old days, clinging to what was; and doves dove into the ivy, leaving behind a trail of purple, just like a bunch of dark green leaves is highlighted with purple by the fact that it hides violets. The round towers of the castles looked like they were so solidly embedded in the sky that to reach the other side, you would have to carve a path through the heavenly marble.
And the sun would set, and then our riders could watch the actual process of colour fading from the world. Was that tree still really green, or was it only that they were remembering how a few seconds ago it had been green?
And the sun would set, and then our riders could see the actual process of color fading from the world. Was that tree still really green, or were they just remembering that it had been green a few seconds ago?
And the nymph whom all travellers pursue and none has ever yet caught—the white high-road, glimmered and beckoned to them through the dusk.
And the nymph that all travelers chase and no one has ever caught—the white highway glimmered and called to them through the dusk.
All these things, however, were familiar sights to any Ludite. But on the third day (for Ranulph's sake they were taking the journey in easy stages) things began to look different—especially the trees; for instead of acacias, beeches, and willows—familiar living things for ever murmuring their secret to themselves—there were pines and liege-oaks and olives. Inanimate works of art they seemed at first and Ranulph exclaimed, "Oh, look at the funny trees! They are like the old statues of dead people in the Fields of Grammary!"
All these things were familiar sights to any Ludite. But on the third day (since they were taking the journey in easy stages for Ranulph's sake), things started to look different—especially the trees. Instead of acacias, beeches, and willows—living things that always seemed to whisper their secrets to themselves—there were pines, oak trees, and olives. They initially seemed like lifeless works of art, and Ranulph exclaimed, "Oh, look at the funny trees! They remind me of the old statues of dead people in the Fields of Grammary!"
But, as well, they were like an old written tragedy. For if human, or superhuman, experience, and the tragic clash of personality can be expressed by plastic shapes, then one might half believe that these tortured trees had been bent by the wind into the spiritual shape of some old drama.
But they were also like an old written tragedy. Because if human or superhuman experiences, along with the tragic clash of personalities, can be expressed through physical forms, then one might almost believe that these tortured trees had been twisted by the wind into the spiritual shape of some ancient drama.
Pines and olives, however, cannot grow far away from the sea. And surely the sea lay to the east of Lud-in-the-Mist, and with each mile they were getting further away from it? It was the sea beyond the Hills of the Elfin Marches—the invisible sea of Fairyland—that caused these pines and olives to flourish.
Pines and olives, however, can’t grow too far from the sea. And surely the sea was to the east of Lud-in-the-Mist, and with each mile they were getting further away from it? It was the sea beyond the Hills of the Elfin Marches—the hidden sea of Fairyland—that made these pines and olives thrive.
It was late in the afternoon when they reached the village of Swan-on-the-Dapple—a score of houses straggling round a triangle of unreclaimed common, on which grew olives and stunted fruit trees, and which was used as the village rubbish heap. In the distance were the low, pine-covered undulations of the Debatable Hills—a fine unchanging background for the changing colours of the seasons. Indeed, they lent a dignity and significance to everything that grew, lay, or was enacted, against them; so that the little children in their blue smocks who were playing among the rubbish on the dingy common as our cavalcade rode past, seemed to be performing against the background of Destiny some tremendous action, similar to the one expressed by the shapes of the pines and olives.
It was late afternoon when they arrived at the village of Swan-on-the-Dapple—a cluster of houses spreading around a triangle of uncultivated land, where olive and stunted fruit trees grew, and which served as the village dump. In the distance, the low, pine-covered hills of the Debatable Hills formed a beautiful, unchanging backdrop for the shifting colors of the seasons. Indeed, they gave a sense of dignity and importance to everything growing, lying, or happening against them; so that the little kids in their blue smocks, playing among the trash on the dull common as our group rode past, appeared to be acting out some grand drama against the backdrop of Destiny, similar to the shapes of the pines and olives.
When they had left the village, they took a cart-track that branched off from the high-road to the right. It led into a valley, the gently sloping sides of which were covered with vineyards and corn-fields. Sometimes their path led through a little wood of liege-oaks with trunks, where the bark had been stripped, showing as red as blood, and everywhere there were short, wiry, aromatic shrubs, beset by myriads of bees.
When they left the village, they followed a cart track that split off from the main road to the right. It took them into a valley, with gently sloping sides covered in vineyards and cornfields. Occasionally, their path passed through a small grove of oak trees, with trunks stripped of bark, showing bright red underneath, and all around were short, wiry, aromatic bushes swarming with countless bees.
Every minute the hills seemed to be drawing nearer, and the pines with which they were covered began to stand out from the carpet of heath in a sort of coagulated relief, so that they looked like a thick green scum of watercress on a stagnant purple pond.
Every minute, the hills seemed to be getting closer, and the pines covering them started to stand out from the heath below in a sort of thick relief, making them look like a dense green layer of watercress on a still purple pond.
At last they reached the farm—a fine old manor-house, standing among a cluster of red-roofed barns, and supported, heraldically, on either side by two magnificent plane-trees, with dappled trunks of tremendous girth.
At last they arrived at the farm—a lovely old manor house, set among a group of red-roofed barns, and flanked on both sides by two impressive plane trees, with mottled trunks of enormous width.
They were greeted by the barking of five or six dogs, and this brought the widow hurrying out accompanied by a pretty girl of about seventeen whom she introduced as her granddaughter Hazel.
They were welcomed by the barking of five or six dogs, and this made the widow rush out with a pretty girl of about seventeen, whom she introduced as her granddaughter Hazel.
Though she must have been at least sixty by then, the widow Gibberty was still a strikingly handsome woman—tall, imposing-looking, and with hair that must once have had as many shades of red and brown as a bed of wallflowers smouldering in the sun.
Though she must have been at least sixty by then, the widow Gibberty was still a strikingly beautiful woman—tall, impressive, and with hair that must have once had as many shades of red and brown as a patch of wallflowers glowing in the sun.
Then a couple of men came up and led away the horses, and the travellers were taken up to their rooms.
Then a couple of guys came over and took the horses away, while the travelers were shown to their rooms.
As befitted the son of the High Seneschal, the one given to Ranulph was evidently the best. It was large and beautifully proportioned, and in spite of its homely chintzes and the plain furniture of a farm-house, in spite even of the dried rushes laid on the floor instead of a carpet, it bore unmistakable traces of the ancient magnificence when the house had belonged to nobles instead of farmers.
As befits the son of the High Seneschal, the one given to Ranulph was clearly the best. It was large and beautifully proportioned, and despite its plain chintzes and simple farmhouse furniture, and even the dried rushes on the floor instead of a carpet, it showed clear signs of the former grandeur when the house had been owned by nobles rather than farmers.
For instance, the ceiling was a fine specimen of the flat enamelled ceilings that belonged to the Duke Aubrey period in domestic architecture. There was just such a ceiling in Dame Marigold's bedroom in Lud. She had stared up at it when in travail with Ranulph—just as all the mothers of the Chanticleers had done in the same circumstances—and its colours and pattern had become inextricably confused with her pain and delirium.
For example, the ceiling was a great example of the flat enameled ceilings from the Duke Aubrey era in home architecture. Dame Marigold had one just like it in her bedroom in Lud. She had looked up at it while giving birth to Ranulph—just like all the Chanticleer mothers had done in similar situations—and its colors and design had become forever tangled with her suffering and confusion.
Endymion Leer was put next to Ranulph, and Luke was given a large pleasant room in the attic.
Endymion Leer was placed next to Ranulph, and Luke was assigned a spacious, comfortable room in the attic.
Ranulph was not in the least tired by his long ride, he said. His cheeks were flushed, his eyes bright, and when the widow had left him alone with Luke, he gave two or three skips of glee, and cried, "I do love this place, Luke." At six o'clock a loud bell was rung outside the house, presumably to summon the labourers to supper; and, as the widow had told them it would be in the kitchen, Ranulph and Luke, both feeling very hungry, went hurrying down.
Ranulph said he wasn't tired at all from his long ride. His cheeks were rosy, his eyes were bright, and once the widow left him alone with Luke, he jumped up and down in excitement and exclaimed, "I really love this place, Luke." At six o'clock, a loud bell rang outside the house, likely calling the workers to dinner; since the widow had mentioned it would be in the kitchen, Ranulph and Luke, both very hungry, hurried down.
It was an enormous kitchen, running the whole length of the house; in the olden days it had been the banqueting hall. It was solidly stone-vaulted, and the great chimney place was also of stone, and decorated in high relief with the skulls and flowers and arabesques of leaves ubiquitous in the art of Dorimare. It was flanked by giant fire-dogs of copper. The floor was tiled with a mosaic of brown and red and grey-blue flag-stones.
It was a huge kitchen, stretching the entire length of the house; back in the day, it had served as the banquet hall. It featured solid stone vaults, and the large fireplace was also made of stone, intricately decorated with skulls, flowers, and swirling leaf patterns commonly found in Dorimare's art. On either side were massive copper fire-dogs. The floor was covered with a mosaic of brown, red, and grey-blue flagstones.
Down the centre of the room ran a long narrow table laid with pewter plates and mugs, for the labourers and maid servants who came flocking in, their faces shining from recent soap and scrubbing, and stood about in groups at the lower end of the room, grinning and bashful from the presence of company. According to the good old yeoman custom they had their meals with their masters.
Down the center of the room was a long, narrow table set with pewter plates and mugs for the workers and maids who came streaming in, their faces shining from recent washing and scrubbing. They gathered in groups at the lower end of the room, smiling and shy because of the company. Following the good old tradition, they shared their meals with their masters.
It was a most delicious supper—a great ham with the aromatic flavour of wood-smoke, eaten with pickled cowslips; brawn; a red-deer pie; and, in honour of the distinguished guests, a fat roast swan. The wine was from the widow's own grapes and was flavoured with honey and blackberries.
It was a delicious dinner—a big ham with the smoky flavor of wood, served with pickled cowslips; brawn; a red-deer pie; and, in honor of the special guests, a rich roast swan. The wine was made from the widow's own grapes and had hints of honey and blackberries.
Most of the talking was done by the widow and Endymion Leer. He was asking her if many trout had been caught that summer in the Dapple, and what were their markings. And she told him that a salmon had recently been landed weighing ten pounds.
Most of the conversation was between the widow and Endymion Leer. He was asking her if a lot of trout had been caught that summer in the Dapple, and what their patterns were like. She told him that a salmon had recently been caught that weighed ten pounds.
Ranulph, who had been munching away in silence, suddenly looked up at them, with that little smile of his that people always found a trifle disconcerting.
Ranulph, who had been quietly snacking, suddenly glanced up at them with that slight smile of his that people always found a bit unsettling.
"That isn't real talk," he said. "That isn't the way you really talk to each other. That's only pretence talk." The widow looked very surprised and very much annoyed. But Endymion Leer laughed heartily and asked him what he meant by "real talk;" Ranulph, however, would not be drawn.
"That's not real talk," he said. "That's not how you actually communicate with each other. That's just pretending." The widow looked really surprised and quite annoyed. But Endymion Leer laughed loudly and asked him what he meant by "real talk;" however, Ranulph wouldn't elaborate.
But Luke Hempen, in a dim inarticulate way, understood what he meant. The conversation between the widow and the doctor had not rung true; it was almost as if their words had a double meaning known only to themselves.
But Luke Hempen, in a vague and unclear way, understood what he meant. The conversation between the widow and the doctor hadn’t felt genuine; it was almost as if their words had a hidden meaning understood only by them.
A few minutes later, a wizened old man with very bright eyes came into the room and sat down at the lower end of the table. And then Ranulph really did give everyone a fright, for he stopped eating, and for a few seconds stared at him in silence. Then he gave a piercing scream.
A few minutes later, a frail old man with very bright eyes walked into the room and took a seat at the lower end of the table. At that moment, Ranulph genuinely scared everyone; he stopped eating and stared at him in silence for a few seconds. Then he let out a sharp scream.
All eyes turned toward him in amazement. But he sat as if petrified, his eyes round and staring, pointing at the old man. "Come, come, young fellow!" cried Endymion Leer, sharply; "what's the meaning of this?"
All eyes were on him in shock. But he sat there like a statue, his eyes wide and staring, pointing at the old man. "Come on, kid!" Endymion Leer called out, sharply; "what's going on here?"
"What ails you, little master?" cried the widow.
"What’s wrong, little master?" cried the widow.
But he continued pointing in silence at the old man, who was leering and smirking and ogling, in evident delight at being the centre of attention.
But he kept pointing silently at the old man, who was leering, smirking, and staring with clear delight at being the center of attention.
"He's scared by Portunus, the weaver," tittered the maids.
"He's frightened by Portunus, the weaver," giggled the maids.
And the words "Portunus," "old Portunus the weaver," were bandied from mouth to mouth down the two sides of the table.
And the words "Portunus," "old Portunus the weaver," were passed from one person to another along both sides of the table.
"Yes, Portunus, the weaver," cried the widow, in a loud voice, a hint of menace in her eye. "And who, I should like to know, does not love Portunus, the weaver?"
"Yes, Portunus, the weaver," the widow shouted, a touch of threat in her gaze. "And who, if I may ask, doesn’t love Portunus, the weaver?"
The maids hung their heads, the men sniggered deprecatingly.
The maids lowered their heads, while the men snickered dismissively.
"Well?" challenged the widow.
"Well?" the widow asked.
Silence.
Quiet.
"And who," she continued indignantly, "is the handiest most obliging fellow to be found within twenty miles?"
"And who," she continued angrily, "is the most helpful and accommodating guy you'll find within twenty miles?"
She glared down the table, and then repeated her question.
She shot a glare down the table and then asked her question again.
As if compelled by her eye, the company murmured "Portunus."
As if drawn in by her gaze, the group whispered "Portunus."
"And if the cheeses won't curdle, or the butter won't come, or the wine in the vats won't get a good head, who comes to the rescue?"
"And if the cheeses won't curdle, or the butter won't churn, or the wine in the vats won't foam properly, who steps in to help?"
"Portunus," murmured the company.
"Portunus," the group whispered.
"And who is always ready to lend a helping hand to the maids—to break or bolt hemp, to dress flax, or to spin? And when their work is over to play them tunes on his fiddle?"
"And who is always ready to help the maids—whether it’s breaking or bolting hemp, dressing flax, or spinning? And when their work is done, who plays them tunes on his fiddle?"
"Portunus," murmured the company.
"Portunus," whispered the group.
Suddenly Hazel raised her eyes from her plate and they were sparkling with defiance and anger.
Suddenly, Hazel lifted her gaze from her plate, her eyes sparkling with defiance and anger.
"And who," she cried shrilly, "sits by the fire when he thinks no one is watching him roasting little live frogs and eating them? Portunus."
"And who," she shouted, "sits by the fire when he thinks no one is watching him roast little live frogs and eat them? Portunus."
With each word her voice rose higher, like a soaring bird. But at the last word it was as if the bird when it had reached the ceiling suddenly fell down dead. And Luke saw her flinch under the cold indignant stare of the widow.
With each word, her voice climbed higher, like a lifting bird. But by the last word, it was as if the bird, upon hitting the ceiling, suddenly crashed down dead. And Luke noticed her flinch under the widow's cold, angry gaze.
And he had noticed something else as well.
And he had noticed something else too.
It was the custom in Dorimare, in the houses of the yeomanry and the peasantry, to hang a bunch of dried fennel over the door of every room; for fennel was supposed to have the power of keeping the Fairies. And when Ranulph had given his eerie scream, Luke had, as instinctively as in similar circumstances a mediaeval papist would have made the sign of the Cross, glanced towards the door to catch a reassuring glimpse of the familiar herb.
It was common in Dorimare, in the homes of the farming class and the working class, to hang a bunch of dried fennel over the door of every room; fennel was believed to have the ability to ward off Fairies. And when Ranulph let out his eerie scream, Luke, just as instinctively as a medieval Catholic would have crossed himself in similar situations, looked toward the door to see the familiar herb for reassurance.
But there was no fennel hanging over the door of the widow Gibberty.
But there was no fennel hanging over the door of widow Gibberty.
The men grinned, the maids tittered at Hazel's outburst; and then there was an awkward silence.
The guys grinned, the maids giggled at Hazel's outburst; and then there was an awkward silence.
In the meantime, Ranulph seemed to have recovered from his fright and was going on stolidly with his supper, while the widow was saying to him reassuringly, "Mark my words, little master, you'll get to love Portunus as much as we all do. Trust Portunus for knowing where the trout rise and where all the birds' nests are to be found ... eh, Portunus?"
In the meantime, Ranulph appeared to have calmed down from his scare and was steadily continuing his dinner, while the widow was telling him comfortingly, "Believe me, little master, you’ll come to love Portunus just like the rest of us do. You can count on Portunus to know where the trout are biting and where all the birds' nests can be found ... right, Portunus?"
And Portunus chuckled with delight and his bright eyes twinkled.
And Portunus laughed with joy and his bright eyes sparkled.
"Why," the widow continued, "I have known him these twenty years. He's the weaver in these parts, and goes the round from farm to farm, and the room with the loom is always called 'Portunus' Parlour.' And there isn't a wedding or a merry-making within twenty miles where he doesn't play the fiddle."
"Why," the widow continued, "I have known him for twenty years. He's the weaver around here, going from farm to farm, and the room with the loom is always called 'Portunus' Parlor.' And there's not a wedding or celebration within twenty miles where he doesn't play the fiddle."
Luke, whose perceptions owing to the fright he had just had were unusually alert, noticed that Endymion Leer was very silent, and that his face as he watched Ranulph was puzzled and a little anxious.
Luke, whose heightened awareness from the recent scare made him unusually alert, noticed that Endymion Leer was very quiet, and that his expression while watching Ranulph was puzzled and somewhat anxious.
When supper was over the maids and labourers vanished, and so did Portunus; but the three guests sat on, listening to the pleasant whirr of the widow's and Hazel's spinning-wheels, saying but little, for the long day in the open air had made all three of them sleepy.
When dinner was done, the maids and workers disappeared, along with Portunus; but the three guests stayed behind, listening to the soothing whir of the widow's and Hazel's spinning wheels, saying very little, as the long day spent outdoors had made them all sleepy.
At eight o'clock a little scrabbling noise was heard at the door. "That's the children," said Hazel, and she went and opened it, upon which three or four little boys came bashfully in from the dusk.
At eight o'clock, a little scratching sound was heard at the door. "That's the kids," Hazel said, and she went to open it, at which point three or four little boys shyly stepped in from the dim light.
"Good evening, my lads," said the widow, genially. "Come for your bread and cheese ... eh?"
"Good evening, guys," said the widow cheerfully. "Here for your bread and cheese ... right?"
The children grinned and hung their heads, abashed by the sight of three strangers.
The kids smiled and looked down, embarrassed by the presence of three strangers.
"The little lads of the village, Master Chanticleer, take it in turn to watch our cattle all night," said the widow to Ranulph. "We keep them some miles away along the valley where there is good pasturage, and the herdsman likes to come back to his own home at night."
"The young boys in the village, Master Chanticleer, take turns watching our cattle all night," the widow said to Ranulph. "We keep them a few miles away in the valley where there's good grazing, and the herdsman prefers to return to his own home at night."
"And these little boys are going to be out all night?" asked Ranulph in an awed voice.
"And these little boys are gonna be out all night?" asked Ranulph in an amazed voice.
"That they are! And a fine time they'll have of it too. They build themselves little huts out of branches and light fires in them. Oh, they enjoy themselves."
"That they are! And they'll have a great time doing it too. They make little huts with branches and light fires in them. Oh, they have so much fun."
The children grinned from ear to ear; and when Hazel had provided each of them with some bread and cheese they scuttled off into the gathering dusk.
The kids smiled widely; and when Hazel gave each of them some bread and cheese, they hurried off into the fading light.
"I'd like to go some night, too," said Ranulph.
"I'd like to go some night, too," Ranulph said.
The widow was beginning to expostulate against the idea of young Master Chanticleer's spending the night out of doors with cows and village children, when Endymion Leer said, decidedly, "That's all nonsense! I don't want my patient coddled ... eh! Ranulph? I see no reason why he shouldn't go some night if it amuses him. But wait till the nights are warmer."
The widow was starting to protest against the idea of young Master Chanticleer spending the night outside with cows and village kids when Endymion Leer said firmly, "That's just silly! I don't want my patient coddled... right, Ranulph? I don't see why he shouldn't go out some night if it makes him happy. But let's wait until the nights are warmer."
He paused just a second, and added, "towards Midsummer, let us say."
He paused for a moment and added, "let’s say around Midsummer."
They sat on a little longer; saying but little, yawning a great deal. And then the widow suggested that they should all go off to bed.
They sat for a while longer, saying very little and yawning a lot. Then the widow suggested that they should all head off to bed.
There were home-made tallow candles provided for everyone, except Ranulph, whose social importance was emphasised by a wax one from Lud.
There were homemade tallow candles available for everyone, except Ranulph, whose social status was highlighted by a wax one from Lud.
Endymion Leer lit it for him, and then held it at arm's length and contemplated its flame, his head on one side, eyes twinkling.
Endymion Leer lit it for him and then held it at arm's length, looking at the flame with his head tilted, his eyes sparkling.
"Thrice blessed little herb!" he began in a whimsical voice. "Herb o' grease, with thy waxen stem and blossom of flame! Thou art more potent against spells and terrors and the invisible menace than fennel or dittany or rue. Hail! antidote to the deadly nightshade! Blossoming in the darkness, thy virtues are heartsease and quiet sleep. Sick people bless thee, and women in travail, and people with haunted minds, and all children."
"Three times blessed little herb!" he started in a playful tone. "Herb of grease, with your waxy stem and fiery blossom! You are more powerful against spells, fears, and unseen threats than fennel, dittany, or rue. Hail! antidote to the deadly nightshade! Blooming in the dark, your gifts are peace of mind and restful sleep. Sick people bless you, along with women in labor, those with troubled minds, and all children."
"Don't be a buffoon, Leer," said the widow roughly; in quite a different voice from the one of bluff courtesy in which she had hitherto addressed him. To an acute observer it would have suggested that they were in reality more intimate than they cared to show.
"Don't be an idiot, Leer," the widow said roughly, using a very different tone from the fake politeness she'd been using before. To a keen observer, it would have seemed like they were actually closer than they wanted to let on.
For the first time in his life Luke Hempen had difficulty in getting off to sleep.
For the first time in his life, Luke Hempen had trouble falling asleep.
His great-aunt had dinned into him for the past week, with many a menacing shake of her old fist, that should anything happen to Master Ranulph she would hold him, Luke, responsible, and even before leaving Lud the honest, but by no means heroic, lad, had been in somewhat of a panic; and the various odd little incidents that had taken place that evening were not of a nature to reassure him.
His great-aunt had been shouting at him for the past week, shaking her fist menacingly, that if anything happened to Master Ranulph, she would hold him, Luke, responsible. Even before leaving Lud, the honest, but not exactly heroic, guy had been feeling pretty panicked, and the strange little events that happened that evening did nothing to ease his mind.
Finally he could stand it no longer. So up he got, lit his candle, and crept down the attic stairs and along the corridor to Ranulph's room.
Finally, he couldn't take it anymore. So he got up, lit his candle, and quietly made his way down the attic stairs and along the hallway to Ranulph's room.
Ranulph, too, was wide awake. He had not put out his candle, and was lying staring up at the fantastic ceiling.
Ranulph was also wide awake. He hadn't blown out his candle and was lying there staring up at the bizarre ceiling.
"What do you want, Luke?" he cried peevishly. "Why won't anyone ever leave me alone?"
"What do you want, Luke?" he shouted grumpily. "Why can't anyone just leave me alone?"
"I was just wondering if you were all right, sir," said Luke apologetically.
"I was just wondering if you were okay, sir," Luke said apologetically.
"Of course I am. Why shouldn't I be?" and Ranulph gave an impatient little plunge in his bed.
"Of course I am. Why wouldn't I be?" Ranulph said, tossing impatiently in his bed.
"Well, I was just wondering, you know."
"Well, I was just curious, you know."
Luke paused; and then said imploringly, "Please, Master Ranulph, be a good chap and tell me what took you at supper time when that doitered old weaver came in. You gave me quite a turn, screaming like that."
Luke paused and then said earnestly, "Please, Master Ranulph, be a good guy and tell me what happened at supper when that doddering old weaver came in. You really startled me, screaming like that."
"Ah, Luke! Wouldn't you like to know!" teased Ranulph.
"Ah, Luke! Wouldn't you want to know!" teased Ranulph.
Finally he admitted that when he had been a small child he had frequently seen Portunus in his dreams, "And that's rather frightening, you know, Luke."
Finally, he confessed that when he was a little kid, he often saw Portunus in his dreams, "And that's pretty scary, you know, Luke."
Luke, much relieved, admitted that he supposed it was. He himself was not given to dreaming; nor did he take seriously the dreams of others.
Luke, feeling much relieved, acknowledged that he thought it was. He himself didn’t tend to daydream, nor did he take other people’s dreams seriously.
Ranulph noticed his relief; and rather an impish expression stole into his eyes.
Ranulph noticed his relief, and a mischievous look appeared in his eyes.
"But there's something else, Luke," he said. "Old Portunus, you know, is a dead man."
"But there's something else, Luke," he said. "Old Portunus, you know, is dead."
This time Luke was really alarmed. Was his charge going off his head?
This time Luke was genuinely worried. Was his charge losing his mind?
"Get along with you, Master Ranulph!" he cried, in a voice that he tried to make jocose.
"Go away, Master Ranulph!" he shouted, trying to sound playful.
"All right, Luke, you needn't believe it unless you like," said Ranulph. "Good night, I'm off to sleep."
"Okay, Luke, you don’t have to believe it if you don’t want to," said Ranulph. "Good night, I'm heading to bed."
And he blew out his candle and turned his back on Luke, who, thus dismissed, must needs return to his own bed, where he soon fell fast asleep.
And he blew out his candle and turned away from Luke, who, feeling dismissed, had to go back to his own bed, where he quickly fell into a deep sleep.
CHAPTER VI
THE WIND IN THE CRABAPPLE BLOSSOMS
About a week later, Mistress Hempen received the following letter from Luke:
About a week later, Mistress Hempen got this letter from Luke:
Dear Auntie,—
Dear Aunt,—
I trust this finds you as well as it leaves me. I'm remembering what you said, and trying to look after the little master, but this is a queer place and no mistake, and I'd liefer we were both safe back in Lud. Not that I've any complaint to make as to victuals and lodging, and I'm sure they treat Master Ranulph as if he was a king—wax candles and linen sheets and everything that he gets at home. And I must say I've not seen him looking so well, nor so happy for many a long day. But the widow woman she's a rum customer and no mistake, and wonderful fond of fishing, for a female. She and the doctor are out all night sometimes together after trout, but never a trout do we see on the table. And sometimes she looks so queerly at Master Ranulph that it fairly makes my flesh creep. And there's no love lost between her and her granddaughter, her step-granddaughter I should say, her who's called Miss Hazel, and they say as what by the old farmer's will the farm belongs to her and not to the widow. And she's a stuck-up young miss, very high and keeping herself to herself. But I'm glad she's in the house all the same, for she's well liked by all the folk on the farm and I'd take my oath that though she's high she's straight. And there's a daft old man that they call Portunus and it's more like having a tame magpie in the house than a human man, for he can't talk a word of sense, it's all scraps of rhyme, and he's always up to mischief. He's a weaver and as cracked as Mother Tibbs, though he do play the fiddle beautiful. And it's my belief the widow walks in fear of her life for that old man, though why she should beats me to know. For the old fellow's harmless enough, though a bit spiteful at times. He sometimes pinches the maids till their arms are as many colours as a mackerel's back. And he seems sweet on Miss Hazel though she can't abear him, though when I ask her about him she snaps my head off and tells me to mind my own business. And I'm afraid the folk on the farm must think me a bit high myself through me minding what you told me and keeping myself to myself. Because it's my belief if I'd been a bit more friendly at the beginning (such as it's my nature to be) I'd have found out a thing or two. And that cracked old weaver seems quite smitten by an old stone statue in the orchard. He's always cutting capers in front of it, and pulling faces at it, like a clown at the fair. But the widow's scared of him, as sure as my name's Luke Hempen. And Master Ranulph does talk so queer about him—things as I wouldn't demean myself to write to an old lady. And I'd be very glad, auntie, if you'd ask his Worship to send for us back, because I don't like this place, and that's a fact, and not so much as a sprig of fennel do they put above their doors.—And I am, Your dutiful grand-nephew,
I hope this finds you well. I'm thinking about what you said and trying to take care of the little master, but this place is pretty strange, and I'd much rather we were both safely back in Lud. It's not that I'm unhappy with the food and accommodations; they treat Master Ranulph like royalty—with wax candles, linen sheets, and everything he gets at home. Honestly, I haven't seen him looking so healthy or happy in a long time. But the widow lady is quite peculiar, and oddly fond of fishing for a woman. She and the doctor often go out all night fishing for trout, but we never see a single one on our plates. Sometimes, she gives Master Ranulph such odd looks that it makes my skin crawl. Also, there's definitely tension between her and her step-granddaughter, Miss Hazel. They say the farm belongs to Miss Hazel according to the old farmer's will, not to the widow. Miss Hazel is a bit snooty and keeps to herself, but I'm glad she's around because everyone on the farm likes her, and I’d bet that even though she seems stuck-up, she’s decent. There's also an old man they call Portunus who acts more like a pet magpie than a human. He doesn’t make any sense when he speaks—just random rhymes—and he’s always getting into trouble. He’s a weaver and a bit cracked, though he plays the fiddle beautifully. I think the widow is scared of him, though I can't figure out why. He's harmless enough, though he can be a little mean at times, pinching the maids until their arms look like a mackerel's back. He seems to have a crush on Miss Hazel, but she can't stand him, and whenever I ask her about him, she snaps at me to mind my own business. I'm worried the people on the farm think I'm a bit snobby because I'm following your advice and keeping to myself. Honestly, if I’d been a bit friendlier from the start (which is my nature), I would have learned a thing or two. That old weaver is also oddly infatuated with an old stone statue in the orchard. He dances around it and makes faces like a clown at a fair. But the widow definitely fears him, I swear it. Master Ranulph talks about him in such a strange way—things I wouldn’t even write to an old lady. Auntie, I’d really appreciate it if you could ask his Worship to send for us to come back because I genuinely don’t like this place, and that's the truth, and they don’t even hang a sprig of fennel above their doors. —And I am, Your dutiful grand-nephew,
LUKE HEMPEN.
LUKE HEMPEN.
Hempie read it through with many a frown and shake of her head, and with an occasional snort of contempt; as, for instance, where Luke intimated that the widow's linen sheets were as fine as the Chanticleers'.
Hempie read it all with a lot of frowning and shaking her head, and every now and then she snorted in contempt; for example, when Luke suggested that the widow's linen sheets were as nice as the Chanticleers'.
Then she sat for a few minutes in deep thought.
Then she sat for a few minutes, deep in thought.
"No, no," she finally said to herself, "my boy's well and happy and that's more than he was in Lud, these last few months. What must be must be, and it's never any use worrying Master Nat."
"No, no," she finally said to herself, "my boy is doing well and is happy, and that's more than he was in Lud these last few months. What has to happen will happen, and it's pointless to worry Master Nat."
So she did not show Master Nathaniel Luke Hempen's letter.
So she didn’t show Master Nathaniel Luke Hempen's letter.
As for Master Nathaniel, he was enchanted by the accounts he received from Endymion Leer of the improvement both in Ranulph's health and state of mind. Ranulph himself too wrote little letters saying how happy he was and how anxious to stay on at the farm. It was evident that, to use the words of Endymion Leer, he was learning to live life to a different tune.
As for Master Nathaniel, he was captivated by the updates he got from Endymion Leer about the improvement in Ranulph's health and mindset. Ranulph himself also wrote brief letters expressing how happy he was and how eager he was to remain at the farm. It was clear that, to quote Endymion Leer, he was learning to live life to a different beat.
And then Endymion Leer returned to Lud and confirmed what he had said in his letters by his accounts of how well and happy Ranulph was in the life of a farm.
And then Endymion Leer went back to Lud and confirmed what he had written in his letters by sharing how well and happy Ranulph was in farm life.
The summer was simmering comfortably by, in its usual sleepy way, in the streets and gardens of Lud-in-the-Mist. The wives of Senators and burgesses were busy in still-room and kitchen making cordials and jams; in the evening the streets were lively with chattering voices and the sounds of music, and 'prentices danced with their masters' daughters in the public square, or outside taverns, till the grey twilight began to turn black. The Senators yawned their way through each other's speeches, and made their own as short as possible that they might hurry off to whip the Dapple for trout or play at bowls on the Guild Hall's beautiful velvety green. And when one of their ships brought in a particularly choice cargo of rare wine or exotic sweetmeats they invited their friends to supper, and washed down the dainties with the good old jokes.
The summer was lazily passing by, just like it usually does, in the streets and gardens of Lud-in-the-Mist. The wives of Senators and local leaders were busy in the kitchen making drinks and jams; in the evening, the streets were full of chattering voices and music, with apprentices dancing with their bosses' daughters in the town square or outside bars until the grey twilight turned to darkness. The Senators struggled to stay awake during each other's speeches, keeping their own replies as brief as possible so they could rush off to catch trout or play bowls on the Guild Hall's lush green lawn. And when one of their ships brought in a particularly nice shipment of rare wine or fancy treats, they invited their friends over for dinner, washing down the delicacies with some good old jokes.
Mumchance looked glum, and would sometimes frighten his wife by gloomy forebodings; but he had learned that it was no use trying to arouse the Mayor and the Senate.
Mumchance looked sad and would sometimes scare his wife with his dark predictions; but he had figured out that trying to wake up the Mayor and the Senate was pointless.
Master Nathaniel was missing Ranulph very much; but as he continued to get highly satisfactory reports of his health he felt that it would be selfish not to let him stay on, at any rate till the summer was over.
Master Nathaniel missed Ranulph a lot; however, since he kept receiving great updates about his health, he felt it would be selfish not to let him stay, at least until summer was over.
Then the trees, after their long silence, began to talk again, in yellow and red. And the days began to shrink under one's very eyes. And Master Nathaniel's pleached alley was growing yellower and yellower, and on the days when a thick white mist came rolling up from the Dapple it would be the only object in his garden that was not blurred and dimmed, and would look like a pair of gigantic golden compasses with which a demiurge is measuring chaos.
Then the trees, after their long silence, started to speak again, in yellow and red. The days seemed to get shorter right before your eyes. Master Nathaniel's sheltered pathway was turning yellower and yellower, and on days when a thick white fog rolled in from the Dapple, it would be the only thing in his garden that wasn’t hazy and faded, looking like a pair of gigantic golden compasses that a creator is using to measure chaos.
It was then that things began to happen; moreover, they began at the least likely place in the whole of Lud-in-the-Mist—Miss Primrose Crabapple's Academy for young ladies.
It was then that things started to unfold; furthermore, they began at the most unexpected place in all of Lud-in-the-Mist—Miss Primrose Crabapple's Academy for young ladies.
Miss Primrose Crabapple had for some twenty years "finished" the daughters of the leading citizens; teaching them to sing, to dance, to play the spinet and the harp, to preserve and candy fruit, to wash gauzes and lace, to bone chickens without cutting the back, to model groups of still life in every imaginable plastic material, edible and non-edible—wax, butter, sugar—and to embroider in at least a hundred different stitches—preparing them, in fact, to be one day useful and accomplished wives.
Miss Primrose Crabapple had, for about twenty years, instructed the daughters of prominent citizens; teaching them to sing, dance, play the spinet and harp, preserve and candy fruit, wash gauzes and lace, bone chickens without cutting open the back, model still life in all sorts of materials, both edible and non-edible—like wax, butter, and sugar—and to embroider with at least a hundred different stitches—essentially preparing them to be useful and accomplished wives one day.
When Dame Marigold Chanticleer and her contemporaries had first been pupils at the Academy, Miss Primrose had only been a young assistant governess, very sentimental and affected, and full of nonsensical ideas. But nonsensical ideas and great practical gifts are sometimes found side by side, and sentimentality is a quality that rarely has the slightest influence on action.
When Dame Marigold Chanticleer and her peers were first students at the Academy, Miss Primrose was just a young assistant governess, very sentimental and pretentious, brimming with silly ideas. However, silly ideas and remarkable practical skills can occasionally coexist, and sentimentality is a trait that usually has little impact on actions.
Anyhow, the ridiculous gushing assistant managed bit by bit to get the whole direction of the establishment into her own hands, while the old dame to whom the school belonged became as plastic to her will as were butter, sugar or wax to her clever fingers; and when the old lady died she left her the school.
Anyway, the overly eager assistant gradually took control of the whole school while the elderly woman who owned it became as malleable to her demands as butter, sugar, or wax to her skilled hands; and when the old lady passed away, she left her the school.
It was an old rambling red-brick house with a large pleasant garden, and stood a little back from the high-road, about half a mile beyond the west gate of Lud-in-the-Mist.
It was an old, sprawling red-brick house with a large, inviting garden, set a bit back from the main road, about half a mile past the west gate of Lud-in-the-Mist.
The Academy represented to the ladies of Lud all that they knew of romance. They remembered the jokes they had laughed at within its walls, the secrets they had exchanged walking up and down its pleached alleys, far more vividly than anything that had afterwards happened to them.
The Academy was everything the women of Lud associated with romance. They recalled the jokes they had shared within its walls and the secrets they exchanged while walking through its lined paths, much more clearly than anything that happened to them later.
Do not for a moment imagine that they were sentimental about it. The ladies of Lud were never sentimental. It was as an old comic song that they remembered their school-days. Perhaps it is always with a touch of wistfulness that we remember old comic songs. It was at any rate as near as the ladies of Lud could get to the poetry of the past. And whenever Dame Marigold Chanticleer and Dame Dreamsweet Vigil and the rest of the old pupils of the Academy foregathered to eat syllabub and marzipan and exchange new stitches for their samplers, they would be sure sooner or later to start bandying memories about these funny old days and the ridiculous doings of Miss Primrose Crabapple.
Do not for a second think that they felt sentimental about it. The ladies of Lud were never sentimental. They looked back on their school days like an old comic song. Maybe there's always a hint of nostalgia when we think of old comic songs. At any rate, it was as close as the ladies of Lud could get to the poetry of their past. Whenever Dame Marigold Chanticleer, Dame Dreamsweet Vigil, and the other former students of the Academy gathered to enjoy syllabub and marzipan and share new stitches for their samplers, they would inevitably start reminiscing about those funny old days and the silly antics of Miss Primrose Crabapple.
"Oh, do you remember," Dame Marigold would cry, "how she wanted to start what she called a 'Mother's Day', when we were all to dress up in white and green, and pretend to be lilies standing on our mothers' graves?"
"Oh, do you remember," Dame Marigold would exclaim, "how she wanted to start what she called a 'Mother's Day', where we all dressed in white and green and pretended to be lilies standing on our mothers' graves?"
"Oh, yes!" Dame Dreamsweet would gurgle, "And mother was so angry when she found out about it. 'How dare the ghoulish creature bury me alive like this?' she used to say."
"Oh, yes!" Dame Dreamsweet would gurgle, "And my mom was so mad when she found out about it. 'How could that creepy creature bury me alive like this?' she would say."
And then they would laugh till the tears ran down their cheeks.
And then they would laugh until tears streamed down their cheeks.
Each generation had its own jokes and its own secrets; but they were always on the same pattern; just as when one of the china cups got broken, it was replaced by another exactly like it, with the same painted border of squills and ivy.
Each generation had its own jokes and secrets; but they always followed the same pattern. Just like when one of the china cups broke, it was replaced with another exactly like it, sporting the same painted border of squills and ivy.
There were squills and ivy all over the Academy, embroidered on the curtains in each bedroom, and on all the cushions and screens, painted in a frieze around the wall of the parlour, and even stamped on the pats of butter. For one of Miss Primrose Crabapple's follies was a romantic passion for Duke Aubrey—a passion similar to that cherished by highchurch spinsters of the last century for the memory of Charles I. Over her bed hung a little reproduction in water-colours of his portrait in the Guildhall. And on the anniversary of his fall, which was kept in Dorimare as a holiday, she always appeared in deep mourning.
There were squills and ivy all over the Academy, stitched onto the curtains in every bedroom, and on all the cushions and screens, painted in a frieze that ran around the wall of the parlor, and even stamped on the pats of butter. One of Miss Primrose Crabapple's quirks was a romantic fixation on Duke Aubrey—a passion similar to that held by high-church spinsters of the last century for the memory of Charles I. Over her bed hung a small watercolor reproduction of his portrait from the Guildhall. And on the anniversary of his downfall, which was observed in Dorimare as a holiday, she always dressed in deep mourning.
She knew perfectly well that she was an object of ridicule to her pupils and their mothers. But her manner to them was not a whit less gushing in consequence; for she was much too practical to allow her feelings to interfere with her bread and butter.
She knew very well that she was the laughingstock of her students and their moms. But her attitude toward them didn’t change at all; she was way too practical to let her feelings get in the way of her livelihood.
However, on the occasions when her temper got the better of her prudence she would show them clearly her contempt for their pedigree, sneering at them as commercial upstarts and interlopers. She seemed to forget that she herself was only the daughter of a Lud grocer, and at times to imagine that the Crabapples had belonged to the vanished aristocracy.
However, whenever her temper got the best of her common sense, she would clearly show her disdain for their background, mocking them as business upstarts and outsiders. She seemed to forget that she was just the daughter of a grocer from Lud, and at times would act like the Crabapples were part of some lost aristocracy.
She was grotesque, too, in appearance, with a round moon face, tiny eyes, and an enormous mouth that was generally stretched into an ingratiating smile. She always wore a green turban and gown cut in the style of the days of Duke Aubrey. Sitting in her garden among her pretty little pupils she was like a brightly-painted Aunt Sally, placed there by a gardener with a taste for the baroque to frighten away the birds from his cherries and greengages.
She looked pretty strange, too, with a round moon-shaped face, small eyes, and a huge mouth that was usually stretched into a friendly smile. She always wore a green turban and a gown styled like the ones from the time of Duke Aubrey. Sitting in her garden with her cute little students, she resembled a brightly-painted Aunt Sally, put there by a gardener with a flair for the extravagant to scare away the birds from his cherries and greengages.
Though it was flowers that her pupils resembled more than fruit—sweetpeas, perhaps, when fragrant, gay, and demure, in muslin frocks cut to a pattern, but in various colours, and in little poke-bonnets with white frills, they took their walk, two and two, through the streets of Lud-in-the-Mist.
Though her students looked more like flowers than fruit—maybe sweetpeas, when they were fragrant, cheerful, and modest, in muslin dresses tailored in different colors, and in little poke bonnets with white frills—they strolled two by two through the streets of Lud-in-the-Mist.
At any rate it was something sweet and fresh that they suggested, and in the town they were always known as the "Crabapple Blossoms."
At any rate, it was something sweet and fresh they suggested, and in the town, they were always known as the "Crabapple Blossoms."
Recently they had been in a state of gleeful ecstasy. They had reason to believe that Miss Primrose was being courted, and by no less a person than Endymion Leer.
Recently, they had been in a state of joyful excitement. They had reason to believe that Miss Primrose was being pursued, and by none other than Endymion Leer.
He was the school physician, and hence to them all a familiar figure. But, until quite lately, Miss Primrose had been a frequent victim of his relentless tongue, and many a time a little patient had been forced to stuff the sheet into her mouth to stifle her laughter, so quaint and pungent were the snubs he administered to their unfortunate schoolmarm.
He was the school doctor, so everyone knew him well. But until recently, Miss Primrose had often been at the receiving end of his sharp comments, and many times a little student had to shove a pillow into her mouth to keep from laughing, since the way he teased their unfortunate teacher was so funny and cutting.
But nearly every evening this summer his familiar cane and bottle-green hat had been seen in the hall. And his visits they had learned from the servants were not professional; unless it be part of a doctor's duties to drop in of an evening to play a game of cribbage with his patients, and sample their cakes and cowslip wine.
But almost every evening this summer, his familiar cane and bottle-green hat had been spotted in the hallway. They learned from the servants that his visits weren’t professional; unless it’s part of a doctor’s job to stop by in the evening to play a game of cribbage with his patients and try their cakes and cowslip wine.
Moreover, never before had Miss Primrose appeared so frequently in new gowns.
Moreover, Miss Primrose had never appeared so often in new dresses before.
"Perhaps she's preparing her bridal chest!" tittered Prunella Chanticleer. And the very idea sent them all into convulsions of mirth.
"Maybe she's getting ready her wedding trunk!" Prunella Chanticleer giggled. And the thought made them all burst into fits of laughter.
"But do you really think he'll marry her? How could he!" said Penstemmon Fliperarde. "She's such an old fright, and such an old goose, too. And they say he's so clever."
"But do you really think he’ll marry her? How could he!" said Penstemmon Fliperarde. "She’s such an old mess, and such an old fool, too. And they say he’s really smart."
"Why, then they'll be the goose and the sage!" laughed Prunella.
"Then they'll be the foolish one and the wise one!" laughed Prunella.
"I expect he wants her savings," said Viola Vigil, with a wise little nod.
"I think he wants her savings," said Viola Vigil, with a knowing little nod.
"Or perhaps he wants to add her to his collection of antiques," tittered Ambrosine Pyepowders.
"Or maybe he wants to add her to his collection of antiques," giggled Ambrosine Pyepowders.
"Or to stick her up like an old sign over his dispensary!" suggested Prunella Chanticleer.
"Or to hang her up like an old sign outside his shop!" suggested Prunella Chanticleer.
"But it's hard on Duke Aubrey," laughed Moonlove Honeysuckle, "to be cut out like this by a snuffy old doctor."
"But it's tough on Duke Aubrey," laughed Moonlove Honeysuckle, "to be rejected like this by a grumpy old doctor."
"Yes," said Viola Vigil. "My father says it's a great pity she doesn't take rooms in the Duke Aubrey's Arms, because," and Viola giggled and blushed a little, "it would be as near as she'd ever get to his arms, or to anybody else's!"
"Yeah," said Viola Vigil. "My dad thinks it's a real shame she doesn't stay at the Duke Aubrey's Arms because," and Viola giggled and blushed a bit, "it would be the closest she’d ever get to his arms, or anyone else's!"
But the laughter that greeted this last sally was just a trifle shame-faced; for the Crabapple Blossoms found it a little too daring.
But the laughter that followed this last remark was a bit embarrassed; the Crabapple Blossoms thought it was a little too bold.
At the beginning of autumn, Miss Primrose suddenly sent all the servants back to their homes in distant villages; and, to the indignation of the Crabapple Blossoms, their places were filled (only temporarily, Miss Primrose maintained) by the crazy washerwoman, Mother Tibbs, and a handsome, painted, deaf-mute, with bold black eyes. Mother Tibbs made but an indifferent housemaid, for she spent most of her time at the garden gate, waving her handkerchief to the passers-by. And if, when at her work, she heard the sound of a fiddle or flute, however distant, she would instantly stop whatever she was doing and start dancing, brandishing wildly in the air broom, or warming-pan, or whatever domestic implement she may have been holding in her hands at the time.
At the start of autumn, Miss Primrose unexpectedly sent all the staff back to their homes in far-off villages; and, to the outrage of the Crabapple Blossoms, they were temporarily replaced, as Miss Primrose insisted, by the eccentric washerwoman, Mother Tibbs, and a striking, flamboyant deaf-mute with bold black eyes. Mother Tibbs wasn’t much of a housemaid, as she spent most of her time at the garden gate, waving her handkerchief at people passing by. And if she happened to hear the sound of a fiddle or flute, no matter how far away, she would immediately stop whatever she was doing and start dancing, wildly brandishing a broom, warming pan, or whatever household item she happened to be holding at the moment.
As for the deaf-mute—she was quite a good cook, but was, perhaps, scarcely suited to employment in a young ladies' academy, as she was known in the town as "Bawdy Bess."
As for the deaf-mute—she was a pretty good cook, but she was probably not a great fit for a job at a young ladies' academy, since she was known around town as "Bawdy Bess."
One morning Miss Primrose announced that she had found them a new dancing master (the last one had been suddenly dismissed, no one knew for what reason), and that when they had finished their seams they were to come up to the loft for a lesson.
One morning, Miss Primrose announced that she had found them a new dance teacher (the previous one had been abruptly let go, and no one knew why), and that once they finished their sewing, they were to head up to the loft for a lesson.
So they tripped up to the cool, dark, pleasant loft, which smelt of apples, and had bunches of drying grapes suspended from its rafters. Long ago the Academy had been a farm-house, and on the loft's oak panelled walls were carved the interlaced initials of many rustic lovers, dead hundreds of years ago. To these Prunella Chanticleer and Moonlove Honeysuckle had recently added a monogram formed of the letters P. C. and E. L.
So they made their way up to the cool, dark, cozy loft, which smelled like apples and had bunches of drying grapes hanging from the rafters. A long time ago, the Academy had been a farmhouse, and the oak-paneled walls of the loft were etched with the intertwined initials of many rustic lovers, long gone for hundreds of years. Recently, Prunella Chanticleer and Moonlove Honeysuckle had added their own monogram made up of the letters P. C. and E. L.
Their new dancing-master was a tall, red-haired youth, with a white pointed face and very bright eyes. Miss Primrose, who always implied that it was at great personal inconvenience and from purely philanthropic motives that their teachers gave them their lessons, introduced him as "Professor Wisp, who had very kindly consented to teach them dancing," and the young man made his new pupils a low bow, and turning to Miss Primrose, he said, "I've got you a fiddler, ma'am. Oh, a rare fiddler! It's your needlework that has brought him. He's a weaver by trade, and he dearly loves pictures in silk. And he can give you some pretty patterns to work from—can't you, Portunus?" and he clapped his hands twice.
Their new dance instructor was a tall, red-haired guy with a white, pointed face and really bright eyes. Miss Primrose, who always suggested that their teachers went out of their way and did it purely out of kindness to give them lessons, introduced him as "Professor Wisp, who has very kindly agreed to teach them dancing," and the young man gave his new students a deep bow. Turning to Miss Primrose, he said, "I've got you a fiddler, ma'am. Oh, a fantastic fiddler! It's your sewing that attracted him. He's a weaver by trade, and he really loves silk patterns. And he can provide you with some nice designs to work from—right, Portunus?" Then he clapped his hands twice.
Whereupon, "like a bat dropped from the rafters," as Prunella, with an inexplicable shudder, whispered to Moonlove, a queer wizened old man, with eyes as bright as Professor Wisp's, all mopping and mowing, with a fiddle and a bow under his arm, sprang suddenly out of the shadows.
Whereupon, "like a bat falling from the ceiling," Prunella whispered to Moonlove with an inexplicable shudder. A strange, wizened old man, with eyes as bright as Professor Wisp's, suddenly sprang out of the shadows, mopping and mowing, with a fiddle and a bow under his arm.
"Young ladies!" cried Professor Wisp, gleefully, "this is Master Portunus, fiddler to his Majesty the Emperor of the Moon, jester-in-chief to the Lord of Ghosts and Shadows ... though his jests are apt to be silent ones. And he has come a long long way, young ladies, to set your feet a dancing. Ho, ho, hoh!"
"Young ladies!" exclaimed Professor Wisp, happily, "this is Master Portunus, the fiddler for His Majesty the Emperor of the Moon, the chief jester to the Lord of Ghosts and Shadows ... although his jokes tend to be quiet ones. And he has traveled a long, long way, young ladies, to get you dancing. Ha, ha, ha!"
And the professor sprang up at least three feet in the air, and landed on the tips of his toes, as light as a ball of thistledown, while Master Portunus stood rubbing his hands, and chuckling with senile glee.
And the professor jumped at least three feet into the air and landed on the tips of his toes, light as a dandelion fluff, while Master Portunus stood there rubbing his hands and chuckling with old-man delight.
"What a vulgar young man! Just like a cheap Jack on market-day," whispered Viola Vigil to Prunella Chanticleer.
"What a rude young man! Just like a low-class vendor on market day," whispered Viola Vigil to Prunella Chanticleer.
But Prunella, who had been looking at him intently, whispered back, "I'm sure at one time he was one of our grooms. I only saw him once, but I'm sure it's he. What can Miss Primrose be thinking of to engage such low people as teachers?"
But Prunella, who had been watching him closely, whispered back, "I'm pretty sure he used to be one of our grooms. I only saw him once, but I'm certain it's him. What could Miss Primrose be thinking to hire such low-class people as teachers?"
Prunella had, of course, not been told any details as to Ranulph's illness.
Prunella hadn’t been given any details about Ranulph’s illness.
Even Miss Primrose seemed somewhat disconcerted. She stood there, mouthing and blinking, evidently at a loss what to say. Then she turned to the old man, and, in her best company manner, said she was delighted to meet another needlework enthusiast; and, turning to Professor Wisp, added in her most cooing treacley voice, "I must embroider a pair of slippers for the dear doctor's birthday, and I want the design to be very original, so perhaps this gentleman would kindly lend me his sampler."
Even Miss Primrose looked a bit taken aback. She stood there, mumbling and blinking, clearly unsure of what to say. Then she turned to the old man and, in her most polished tone, said she was thrilled to meet another needlework fan. Turning to Professor Wisp, she added in her sweetest, overly sweet voice, "I need to embroider a pair of slippers for the dear doctor's birthday, and I want the design to be really unique, so maybe this gentleman could kindly lend me his sampler."
At this the professor made another wild pirouette, and, clapping his hands with glee, cried, "Yes, yes, Portunus is your man. Portunus will set your stitches dancing to his tunes, ho, ho, hoh!"
At this, the professor spun around again with excitement, clapping his hands joyfully and exclaimed, "Yes, yes, Portunus is the one for you. Portunus will make your stitches dance to his tunes, ho, ho, hoh!"
And he and Portunus dug each other in the ribs and laughed till the tears ran down their cheeks.
And he and Portunus poked each other in the sides and laughed until tears streamed down their faces.
At last, pulling himself together, the Professor bade Portunus tune up his fiddle, and requested that the young ladies should form up into two lines for the first dance.
At last, getting his act together, the Professor asked Portunus to tune his fiddle and requested that the young ladies line up in two rows for the first dance.
"We'll begin with 'Columbine,'" he said.
"We'll start with 'Columbine,'" he said.
"But that's nothing but a country dance for farm servants," pouted Moonlove Honeysuckle.
"But that's just a country dance for farm workers," pouted Moonlove Honeysuckle.
And Prunella Chanticleer boldly went up to Miss Primrose, and said, "Please, mayn't we go on with the jigs and quadrilles we've always learned? I don't think mother would like me learning new things. And 'Columbine' is so vulgar."
And Prunella Chanticleer confidently approached Miss Primrose and said, "Please, can we continue with the jigs and quadrilles we've always learned? I don't think my mom would want me learning new things. And 'Columbine' is really tacky."
"Vulgar! New!" cried Professor Wisp, shrilly. "Why, my pretty Miss, 'Columbine' was danced in the moonlight when Lud-in-the-Mist was nothing but a beech wood between two rivers. It is the dance that the Silent People dance along the Milky Way. It's the dance of laughter and tears."
"Vulgar! New!" shouted Professor Wisp, loudly. "Oh, my lovely Miss, 'Columbine' was danced in the moonlight when Lud-in-the-Mist was just a beech forest between two rivers. It’s the dance that the Silent People do along the Milky Way. It's the dance of laughter and tears."
"Professor Wisp is going to teach you very old and aristocratic dances, my dear," said Miss Primrose reprovingly. "Dances such as were danced at the court of Duke Aubrey, were they not, Professor Wisp?"
"Professor Wisp is going to teach you some really old and fancy dances, my dear," Miss Primrose said, scolding gently. "Dances that were performed at the court of Duke Aubrey, right, Professor Wisp?"
But the queer old fiddler had begun to tune up, and Professor Wisp, evidently thinking that they had already wasted enough time, ordered his pupils to stand up and be in readiness to begin.
But the quirky old fiddler had started to warm up, and Professor Wisp, clearly thinking they had already wasted enough time, instructed his students to stand up and get ready to begin.
Very sulkily it was that the Crabapple Blossoms obeyed, for they were all feeling as cross as two sticks at having such a vulgar buffoon for their master, and at being forced to learn silly old-fashioned dances that would be of no use to them when they were grown-up.
Very sulkily, the Crabapple Blossoms obeyed, feeling as grumpy as ever about having such a ridiculous fool as their master and being made to learn silly, old-fashioned dances that wouldn’t help them when they grew up.
But, surely, there was magic in the bow of that old fiddler! And, surely, no other tune in the world was so lonely, so light-footed, so beckoning! Do what one would one must needs up and follow it.
But, definitely, there was magic in that old fiddler’s bow! And, no other tune in the world was so lonely, so light-footed, so inviting! No matter what you did, you had to get up and follow it.
Without quite knowing how it came about, they were soon all tripping and bobbing and gliding and tossing, with their minds on fire, while Miss Primrose wagged her head in time to the measure, and Professor Wisp, shouting directions the while, wound himself in and out among them, as if they were so many beads, and he the string on which they were threaded.
Without really knowing how it happened, they soon began tripping, bobbing, gliding, and tossing, their minds racing, while Miss Primrose nodded her head to the rhythm, and Professor Wisp, shouting instructions, wove in and out among them as if they were beads and he was the string holding them together.
Suddenly the music stopped, and flushed, laughing, and fanning themselves with their pocket-handkerchiefs, the Crabapple Blossoms flung themselves down on the floor, against a pile of bulging sacks in one of the corners, indifferent for probably the first time in their lives to possible damage to their frocks.
Suddenly the music stopped, and blushing, laughing, and fanning themselves with their little handkerchiefs, the Crabapple Blossoms threw themselves down on the floor, against a pile of bulging sacks in one of the corners, unconcerned for probably the first time in their lives about possibly ruining their dresses.
But Miss Primrose cried out sharply, "Not there, dears! Not there!"
But Miss Primrose exclaimed urgently, "Not there, kids! Not there!"
In some surprise they were about to move, when Professor Wisp whispered something in her ear, and, with a little meaning nod to him, she said, "Very well, dears, stay where you are. It was only that I thought the floor would be dirty for you."
In some surprise, they were about to move when Professor Wisp whispered something in her ear, and with a knowing nod to him, she said, "Alright, darlings, stay where you are. I just thought the floor might be dirty for you."
"Well, it wasn't such bad fun after all," said Moonlove Honeysuckle.
"Well, it wasn't so bad after all," said Moonlove Honeysuckle.
"No," admitted Prunella Chanticleer reluctantly. "That old man can play!"
"No," Prunella Chanticleer admitted reluctantly. "That old man can really play!"
"I wonder what's in these sacks; it feels too soft for apples," said Ambrosine Pyepowders, prodding in idle curiosity the one against which she was leaning.
"I wonder what's in these sacks; it feels too soft for apples," said Ambrosine Pyepowders, poking at the one she was leaning against out of idle curiosity.
"There's rather a queer smell coming from them," said Moonlove.
"There's a really strange smell coming from them," said Moonlove.
"Horrid!" said Prunella, wrinkling up her little nose.
"Horrible!" said Prunella, scrunching up her little nose.
And then, with a giggle, she whispered, "We've had the goose and the sage, so perhaps these are the onions!"
And then, giggling, she whispered, "We’ve had the goose and the sage, so maybe these are the onions!"
At that moment Portunus began to tune his fiddle again, and Professor Wisp called out to them to form up again in two rows.
At that moment, Portunus started tuning his fiddle again, and Professor Wisp shouted for them to line up in two rows.
"This time, my little misses," he said, "it's to be a sad solemn dance, so Miss Primrose must foot it with you—'a very aristocratic dance, such as was danced at the court of Duke Aubrey'!" and he gave them a roguish wink.
"This time, my little ladies," he said, "it’s going to be a sad, serious dance, so Miss Primrose has to join you—'a very fancy dance, like the ones danced at Duke Aubrey's court'!" and he gave them a cheeky wink.
So admirable had been his imitation of Miss Primrose's voice that, for all he was such a vulgar buffoon, the Crabapple Blossoms could not help giggling.
So impressive was his imitation of Miss Primrose's voice that, despite being such a crude clown, the Crabapple Blossoms couldn't help but giggle.
"But I'll ask you to listen to the tune before you begin to dance it," he went on. "Now then, Portunus!"
"But I'll ask you to listen to the tune before you start dancing it," he continued. "Alright, Portunus!"
"Why! It's just 'Columbine' over again...." began Prunella scornfully.
"Wow! It's just 'Columbine' all over again...." began Prunella scornfully.
But the words froze on her lips, and she stood spellbound and frightened.
But the words got stuck in her throat, and she stood there, mesmerized and scared.
It was 'Columbine,' but with a difference. For, since they had last heard it, the tune might have died, and wandered in strange places, to come back to earth, an angry ghost.
It was 'Columbine,' but different. Since they last heard it, the tune could have faded away and drifted to odd places, returning to reality like an angry ghost.
"Now, then, dance!" cried Professor Wisp, in harsh, peremptory tones.
"Alright, then, dance!" shouted Professor Wisp in a rough, commanding voice.
And it was in sheer self-defence that they obeyed—as if by dancing they somehow or other escaped from that tune, which seemed to be themselves.
And they followed along purely out of self-defense—as if by dancing they could somehow escape that tune, which felt like it was them.
sang Professor Wisp. And in and out, in and out of a labyrinth of dreams wound the Crabapple Blossoms.
sang Professor Wisp. And in and out, in and out of a maze of dreams flowed the Crabapple Blossoms.
But now the tune had changed its key. It was getting gay once more—gay, but strange, and very terrifying.
But now the tune had shifted its key. It was becoming lively again—lively, but weird, and very frightening.
sang Professor Wisp, and in and out he wound between his pupils—or, rather, not wound, but dived, darted, flashed, while every moment his singing grew shriller, his laughter more wild.
sang Professor Wisp, and in and out he moved between his students—or, rather, not moved, but dove, darted, flashed, while every moment his singing became higher-pitched, his laughter more unrestrained.
And then—whence and how they could not say—a new person had joined the dance.
And then—where they came from and how they got there, no one could say—a new person had joined the dance.
He was dressed in green and he wore a black mask. And the curious thing was that, in spite of all the crossings and recrossings and runs down the middle, and the endless shuffling in the positions of the dancers, demanded by the intricate figures of this dance, the newcomer was never beside you—it was always with somebody else that he was dancing. You never felt the touch of his hand. This was the experience of each individual Crabapple Blossom.
He was dressed in green and wore a black mask. The strange thing was that, despite all the crossing and recrossing and running down the middle, and the endless shuffling of the dancers' positions demanded by the complicated moves of this dance, the newcomer was never next to you—it was always with someone else that he danced. You never felt the touch of his hand. This was the experience of each individual Crabapple Blossom.
But Moonlove Honeysuckle caught a glimpse of his back; and on it there was a hump.
But Moonlove Honeysuckle saw a glimpse of his back, and there was a hump on it.
CHAPTER VII
MASTER AMBROSE CHASES A WILD GOOSE AND HAS A VISION
Master Ambrose Honeysuckle had finished his midday meal, and was smoking his churchwarden on his daisy-powdered lawn, under the branches of a great, cool, yellowing lime; and beside him sat his stout comfortable wife, Dame Jessamine, placidly fanning herself to sleep, with her pink-tongued mushroom-coloured pug snoring and choking in her lap.
Master Ambrose Honeysuckle had finished his lunch and was smoking his long pipe on his flower-covered lawn, under the branches of a large, cool, yellowing linden tree; next to him sat his pleasantly plump wife, Dame Jessamine, peacefully fanning herself to sleep, with her pink-tongued, mushroom-colored pug snoring and gasping in her lap.
Master Ambrose was ruminating on the consignment he was daily expecting of flowers-in-amber—a golden eastern wine, for the import of which his house had the monopoly in Dorimare.
Master Ambrose was thinking about the shipment of flowers-in-amber he was expecting every day—a golden eastern wine, for which his company had the exclusive rights in Dorimare.
But he was suddenly roused from his pleasant reverie by the sound of loud excited voices proceeding from the house, and turning heavily in his chair, he saw his daughter, Moonlove, wild-eyed and dishevelled, rushing towards him across the lawn, followed by a crowd of servants with scared faces and all chattering at once.
But he was suddenly jolted out of his nice daydream by the sound of loud, excited voices coming from the house, and turning awkwardly in his chair, he saw his daughter, Moonlove, with wide eyes and messy hair, rushing toward him across the lawn, followed by a group of servants with frightened faces, all talking at once.
"My dear child, what's this? What's this?" he cried testily.
"My dear child, what is this? What is this?" he said irritably.
But her only answer was to look at him in agonized terror, and then to moan, "The horror of midday!"
But her only response was to look at him in desperate fear, and then to moan, "The horror of midday!"
Dame Jessamine sat up with a start and rubbing her eyes exclaimed, "Dear me, I believe I was napping. But ... Moonlove! Ambrose! What's happening?"
Dame Jessamine sat up with a jolt and, rubbing her eyes, exclaimed, "Oh my goodness, I think I fell asleep. But ... Moonlove! Ambrose! What's going on?"
But before Master Ambrose could answer, Moonlove gave three blood-curdling screams, and shrieked out, "Horror! Horror! The tune that never stops! Break the fiddle! Break the fiddle! Oh, Father, quietly, on tiptoe behind him, cut the strings. Cut the strings and let me out, I want the dark."
But before Master Ambrose could respond, Moonlove let out three chilling screams and cried, "Horror! Horror! The tune that never stops! Break the fiddle! Break the fiddle! Oh, Father, quietly, on tiptoe behind him, cut the strings. Cut the strings and let me out, I want the dark."
For an instant, she stood quite still, head thrown back, eyes alert and frightened, like a beast at bay. Then, swift as a hare, she tore across the lawn, with glances over her shoulder as if something were pursuing her, and, rushing through the garden gate, vanished from their astonished view.
For a moment, she stood completely still, head tilted back, eyes wide and scared, like a cornered animal. Then, quick as a flash, she dashed across the lawn, looking back as if something was chasing her, and, bursting through the garden gate, disappeared from their shocked sight.
The servants, who till now had kept at a respectful distance, came crowding up, their talk a jumble of such exclamations and statements as "Poor young lady!" "It's a sunstroke, sure as my name's Fishbones!" "Oh, my! it quite gave me the palpitations to hear her shriek!"
The servants, who until now had kept their distance, gathered around, their chatter a mix of exclamations and comments like "Poor young lady!" "It's definitely sunstroke, no doubt about it!" "Oh my! Hearing her scream really made my heart race!"
And the pug yapped with such energy that he nearly burst his mushroom sides, and Dame Jessamine began to have hysterics.
And the pug barked with such energy that he almost burst his mushroom sides, and Dame Jessamine started to have a fit of laughter.
For a few seconds Master Ambrose stood bewildered, then, setting his jaw, he pounded across the lawn, with as much speed as was left him by nearly fifty years of very soft living, out at the garden gate, down the lane, and into the High Street.
For a few seconds, Master Ambrose was confused, then, clenching his jaw, he rushed across the lawn with as much speed as he could muster after nearly fifty years of a comfortable life, out through the garden gate, down the lane, and into the High Street.
Here he joined the tail of a running crowd that, in obedience to the law that compels man to give chase to a fugitive, was trying hard to catch up with Moonlove.
Here he joined the end of a running crowd that, following the instinct that drives people to pursue a runaway, was desperately trying to catch up with Moonlove.
The blood was throbbing violently in Master Ambrose's temples, and his brains seemed congested. All that he was conscious of, on the surface of his mind, was a sense of great irritation against Master Nathaniel Chanticleer for not having had the cobbles on the High Street recently renewed—they were so damnably slippery.
The blood was pulsing fiercely in Master Ambrose's temples, and his mind felt clouded. The only thing he was aware of, at the forefront of his thoughts, was a deep frustration toward Master Nathaniel Chanticleer for not having had the cobbles on High Street recently replaced—they were incredibly slippery.
But, underneath this surface irritation, a nameless anxiety was buzzing like a hornet.
But beneath this surface irritation, an unnamed anxiety was buzzing like a hornet.
On he pounded at the tail end of the hunt, blowing, puffing, panting, slipping on the cobbles, stumbling across the old bridge that spanned the Dapple. Vaguely, as in delirium, he knew that windows were flung open, heads stuck out, shrill voices enquiring what was the matter, and that from mouth to mouth were bandied the words, "It's little Miss Honeysuckle running away from her papa."
On he pounded at the end of the hunt, blowing, puffing, panting, slipping on the cobblestones, stumbling across the old bridge that crossed the Dapple. Vaguely, as if in a daze, he realized that windows were thrown open, heads poked out, and shrill voices were asking what was going on, and that the words, "It's little Miss Honeysuckle running away from her dad," were being passed around.
But when they reached the town walls and the west gate, they had to call a sudden halt, for a funeral procession, that of a neighbouring farmer, to judge from the appearance of the mourners, was winding its way into the town, bound for the Fields of Grammary, and the pursuers had perforce to stand in respectful silence while it passed, and allow their quarry to disappear down a bend of the high road.
But when they got to the town walls and the west gate, they had to stop abruptly because a funeral procession, from a nearby farmer judging by the mourners' appearance, was making its way into town, heading for the Fields of Grammary. The pursuers had no choice but to stand in respectful silence while it passed, letting their target slip away down a bend in the main road.
Master Ambrose was too impatient and too much out of breath consciously to register impressions of what was going on round him. But in the automatic unquestioning way in which at such moments the senses do their work, he saw through the windows of the hearse that a red liquid was trickling from the coffin.
Master Ambrose was too impatient and out of breath to really pay attention to what was happening around him. But in that automatic way our senses work in moments like this, he noticed through the hearse windows that a red liquid was dripping from the coffin.
This enforced delay broke the spell of blind purpose that had hitherto united the pursuers into one. They now ceased to be a pack, and broke up again into separate individuals, each with his own business to attend to.
This forced delay shattered the sense of blind purpose that had previously connected the pursuers as one. They stopped being a group and returned to being individual people, each with their own tasks to take care of.
"The little lass is too nimble-heeled for us," they said, grinning ruefully.
"The little girl is too quick on her feet for us," they said, grinning sadly.
"Yes, she's a wild goose, that's what she is, and I fear she has led us a wild goose chase," said Master Ambrose with a short embarrassed laugh.
"Yeah, she's a wild goose, that’s exactly what she is, and I’m afraid she’s led us on a wild goose chase," said Master Ambrose with a brief embarrassed laugh.
He was beginning to be acutely conscious of the unseemliness of the situation—he, an ex-Mayor, a Senator and judge, and, what was more, head of the ancient and honourable family of Honeysuckle, to be pounding through the streets of Lud-in-the-Mist at the tail end of a crowd of 'prentices and artisans, in pursuit of his naughty, crazy wild goose of a little daughter!
He was starting to feel very aware of how inappropriate the situation was—he, an ex-Mayor, a Senator and judge, and, even more importantly, the head of the respected Honeysuckle family, was rushing through the streets of Lud-in-the-Mist at the back of a group of apprentices and workers, chasing after his mischievous, wild little daughter!
"Pity it isn't Nat instead of me!" he thought to himself. "I believe he'd rather enjoy it."
"Pity it isn't Nat instead of me!" he thought. "I think he'd really enjoy it."
Just then, a farmer came along in his gig, and seeing the hot breathless company standing puffing and mopping their brows, he asked them if they were seeking a little lass, for, if so, he had passed her a quarter of an hour ago beyond the turnpike, running like a hare, and he'd called out to her to stop, but she would not heed him.
Just then, a farmer drove by in his cart, and seeing the hot, exhausted group standing there, panting and wiping their foreheads, he asked if they were looking for a little girl. He said he had seen her about fifteen minutes ago past the toll booth, running like a rabbit, and he had shouted for her to stop, but she didn’t listen.
By this time Master Ambrose was once more in complete possession of his wits and his breath.
By this time, Master Ambrose was fully in control of his thoughts and his breath again.
He noticed one of his own clerks among the late pursuers, and bade him run back to his stables and order three of his grooms to ride off instantly in pursuit of his daughter.
He saw one of his clerks among the late chasers and told him to hurry back to his stables and have three of his grooms ride out immediately to look for his daughter.
Then he himself, his face very stern, started off for the Academy.
Then he himself, his expression very serious, headed off to the Academy.
It was just as well that he did not hear the remarks of his late companions as they made their way back to town; for he would have found them neither sympathetic nor respectful. The Senators were certainly not loved by the rabble. However, not having heard Moonlove's eldritch shrieks nor her wild remarks, they supposed that her father had been bullying her for some mild offence, and that, in consequence, she had taken to her heels.
It was probably a good thing he didn't hear what his former companions were saying on their way back to town; he would have found their comments neither understanding nor respectful. The Senators were definitely not favored by the crowd. However, since they didn't hear Moonlove's eerie screams or her crazy comments, they assumed that her father had been picking on her for some minor issue, and that, as a result, she had run away.
"And if all these fat pigs of Senators," they said, "were set running like that a little oftener, why, then, they'd make better bacon!"
"And if all these greedy Senators," they said, "were forced to run like that a bit more often, they'd end up making better bacon!"
Master Ambrose had to work the knocker of the Academy door very hard before it was finally opened by Miss Primrose herself.
Master Ambrose had to knock on the Academy door really hard before it was finally opened by Miss Primrose herself.
She looked flustered, and, as it seemed to Master Ambrose, a little dissipated, her face was so pasty and her eyelids so very red.
She looked flustered, and, to Master Ambrose, a bit worn out; her face was so pale and her eyelids were very red.
"Now, Miss Crabapple!" he cried in a voice of thunder, "What, by the Harvest of Souls, have you been doing to my daughter, Moonlove? And if she's been ill, why have we not been told, I should like to know? I've come here for an explanation, and I mean to get it."
"Now, Miss Crabapple!" he shouted in a thunderous voice, "What on earth have you been doing to my daughter, Moonlove? And if she's been sick, why hasn’t anyone informed us? I want to know! I've come here for an explanation, and I'm determined to get one."
Miss Primrose, mopping and mowing, and garrulously inarticulate, took the fuming gentleman into the parlour. But he could get nothing out of her further than disjointed murmurs about the need for cooling draughts, and the child's being rather headstrong, and a possible touch of the sun. It was clear that she was scared out of her wits, and, moreover, there was something she wished to conceal.
Miss Primrose, cleaning and fussing, and nervously chattering, led the angry gentleman into the living room. But he couldn't get more from her than scattered comments about the need for cool drinks, the child being a bit stubborn, and a possible heatstroke. It was obvious that she was terrified and, on top of that, there was something she wanted to hide.
Master Ambrose, from his experience on the Bench, soon realized that this was a type of witness upon whom it was useless to waste his time; so he said sternly, "You are evidently unable to talk sense yourself, but perhaps some of your pupils possess that useful accomplishment. But I warn you if ... if anything happens to my daughter it is you that will be held responsible. And now, send ... let me see ... send me down Prunella Chanticleer, she's always been a sensible girl with a head on her shoulders. She'll be able to tell me what exactly is the matter with Moonlove—which is more than you seem able to do."
Master Ambrose, from his experience on the bench, quickly realized that this was the kind of witness it was pointless to waste his time on; so he said sternly, "You clearly can't make any sense yourself, but maybe some of your students can. However, I warn you, if ... if anything happens to my daughter, it will be you who is held responsible. Now, send ... let me think ... send me Prunella Chanticleer, she's always been a sensible girl with her head on straight. She’ll be able to tell me what exactly is wrong with Moonlove—which is more than you seem capable of doing."
Miss Primrose, now almost gibbering with terror, stammered out something about "study hours," and "regularity being so desirable," and "dear Prunella's having been a little out of sorts herself recently."
Miss Primrose, now almost trembling with fear, stammered something about "study hours," and "how important regularity is," and "dear Prunella having been a bit unwell herself lately."
But Master Ambrose repeated in a voice of thunder, "Send me Prunella Chanticleer, at once."
But Master Ambrose shouted in a thunderous voice, "Send me Prunella Chanticleer right now."
And standing there, stern and square, he was a rather formidable figure.
And standing there, serious and solid, he was quite an intimidating presence.
So Miss Primrose could only gibber and blink her acquiescence and promise him that "dear Prunella" should instantly be sent to him.
So Miss Primrose could only mumble and blink her agreement and promise him that "dear Prunella" would be sent to him right away.
When she had left him, Master Ambrose paced impatiently up and down, frowning heavily, and occasionally shaking his head.
When she left him, Master Ambrose paced back and forth impatiently, frowning deeply and occasionally shaking his head.
Then he stood stock-still, in deep thought. Absently, he picked up from the work-table a canvas shoe, in process of being embroidered with wools of various brilliant shades.
Then he stood completely still, lost in thought. Without really paying attention, he picked up a canvas shoe from the worktable that was being embroidered with wools in various bright colors.
At first, he stared at it with unseeing eyes.
At first, he looked at it with blank eyes.
Then, the surface of his mind began to take stock of the object. Its half finished design consisted of what looked like wild strawberries, only the berries were purple instead of red.
Then, the surface of his mind started to assess the object. Its incomplete design resembled wild strawberries, but the berries were purple instead of red.
It was certainly very well done. There was no doubt but that Miss Primrose was a most accomplished needle-woman.
It was definitely very well done. There was no doubt that Miss Primrose was a highly skilled seamstress.
"But what's the good of needlework? It doesn't teach one common sense," he muttered impatiently.
"But what's the point of needlework? It doesn't teach common sense," he muttered impatiently.
"And how like a woman!" he added with a contemptuous little snort, "Aren't red strawberries good enough for her? Trying to improve on nature with her stupid fancies and her purple strawberries!"
"And how like a woman!" he added with a scornful little snort, "Aren't red strawberries good enough for her? Trying to improve on nature with her ridiculous ideas and her purple strawberries!"
But he was in no mood for wasting his time and attention on a half-embroidered slipper, and tossing it impatiently away he was about to march out of the room and call loudly for Prunella Chanticleer, when the door opened and in she came.
But he wasn't in the mood to waste his time and focus on a half-finished slipper, and after tossing it aside in frustration, he was about to leave the room and call out for Prunella Chanticleer when the door opened and she walked in.
Had a stranger wanted to see an upper class maiden of Lud-in-the-Mist, he would have found a typical specimen in Prunella Chanticleer.
Had a stranger wanted to see an upper-class young woman of Lud-in-the-Mist, he would have found a typical example in Prunella Chanticleer.
She was fair, and plump, and dimpled; and, as in the case of her mother, the ruthless common sense of her ancestors of the revolution had been trivialized, though not softened, into an equally ruthless sense of humour.
She was fair, chubby, and had dimples; and just like her mother, the harsh practicality of her revolutionary ancestors had been downplayed, though not softened, into an equally harsh sense of humor.
Such had been Prunella Chanticleer.
That was Prunella Chanticleer.
But, as she now walked into the room, Master Ambrose exclaimed to himself, "Toasted cheese! How plain the girl has grown!"
But, as she walked into the room now, Master Ambrose exclaimed to himself, "Toasted cheese! How ordinary the girl has become!"
But that was a mere matter of taste; some people might have thought her much prettier than she had ever been before. She was certainly less plump than she used to be, and paler. But it was the change in the expression of her eyes that was most noticeable.
But that was just a matter of taste; some people might have found her much prettier than she had ever been before. She was definitely less plump than she used to be and paler. But the most noticeable change was in the expression of her eyes.
Hitherto, they had been as busy and restless (and, in justice to the charms of Prunella let it be added, as golden brown) as a couple of bees in summer—darting incessantly from one small object to another, and distilling from each what it held of least essential, so that in time they would have fashioned from a thousand trivialities that inferior honey that is apt to be labeled "feminine wisdom."
Up to now, they had been as busy and restless (and, to be fair to Prunella's charms, as golden brown) as two bees in the summer—constantly darting from one little thing to the next, taking from each what was least important, so that eventually they would have made from a thousand small things that inferior honey often tagged as "feminine wisdom."
But, now, these eyes were idle.
But now, these eyes were inactive.
Or, rather, her memory seemed to be providing them with a vision so absorbing that nothing else could arrest their gaze.
Or, rather, her memory seemed to give them a vision so captivating that nothing else could capture their attention.
In spite of himself, Master Ambrose felt a little uneasy in her presence. However, he tried to greet her in the tone of patronizing banter that he always used when addressing his daughter or her friends. But his voice had an unnatural sound as he cried, "Well, Prunella, and what have you all been doing to my Moonlove, eh? She came running home after dinner, and if it hadn't been broad daylight, I should have said that she had seen a ghost. And then off she dashed, up hill and down dale, like a paper chaser without any paper. What have you all been doing to her, eh?"
In spite of himself, Master Ambrose felt a bit uneasy around her. Still, he tried to greet her with the same teasing tone he always used with his daughter and her friends. But his voice sounded off as he exclaimed, "Well, Prunella, what have you all been up to with my Moonlove? She came running home after dinner, and if it hadn't been broad daylight, I would have thought she saw a ghost. Then she took off, running up and down the hills, like a paper chaser without any paper. What have you all been doing to her?"
"I don't think we've been doing anything to her, Cousin Ambrose," Prunella answered in a low, curiously toneless voice.
"I don't think we've been doing anything to her, Cousin Ambrose," Prunella replied in a quiet, oddly emotionless voice.
Ever since the scene with Moonlove that afternoon, Master Ambrose had had an odd feeling that facts were losing their solidity; and he had entered this house with the express purpose of bullying and hectoring that solidity back to them. Instead of which they were rapidly vanishing, becoming attenuated to a sort of nebulous atmosphere.
Ever since that afternoon with Moonlove, Master Ambrose felt like things were losing their stability; he had come into this house with the clear intention of forcing that stability back into place. Instead, it was quickly disappearing, turning into a vague, cloud-like presence.
But Master Ambrose had stronger nerves and a more decided mind than Master Nathaniel. Two facts remained solid, namely that his daughter had run away, and that for this Miss Crabapple's establishment was responsible. These he grasped firmly as if they had been dumb-bells that, by their weight, kept him from floating up to the ceiling.
But Master Ambrose had stronger nerves and a clearer mind than Master Nathaniel. Two facts remained solid: his daughter had run away, and Miss Crabapple's establishment was responsible for it. He held onto these truths firmly, as if they were dumbbells weighing him down and keeping him from floating up to the ceiling.
"Now, Prunella," he said sternly, "there's something very queer about all this, and I believe you can explain it. Well? I'm waiting."
"Now, Prunella," he said firmly, "there's something really strange about all this, and I think you can explain it. So? I'm waiting."
Prunella gave a little enigmatical smile.
Prunella gave a slightly mysterious smile.
"What did she say when you saw her?" she asked.
"What did she say when you saw her?" she asked.
"Say? Why, she was evidently scared out of her wits, and didn't know what she was saying. She babbled something about the sun being too hot—though it seems to me very ordinary autumn weather that we're having. And then she went on about cutting somebody's fiddle strings ... oh, I don't know what!"
"Say? Well, she was clearly freaked out and didn’t know what she was talking about. She mumbled something about the sun being too hot—even though it feels like pretty typical autumn weather to me. Then she started rambling about cutting someone’s fiddle strings ... oh, I have no idea!"
Prunella gave a low cry of horror.
Prunella let out a quiet scream of terror.
"Cut the fiddle strings!" she repeated incredulously. And then she added with a triumphant laugh, "she can't do that!"
"Cut the fiddle strings!" she said in disbelief. Then, with a victorious laugh, she added, "she can't do that!"
"Now, young lady," he cried roughly, "no more of this rubbish! Do you or do you not know what has taken Moonlove?"
"Now, young lady," he exclaimed roughly, "no more of this nonsense! Do you or do you not know what has happened to Moonlove?"
For a second or two she gazed at him in silence, and then she said slowly, "Nobody ever knows what happens to other people. But, supposing ... supposing she has eaten fairy fruit?" and she gave a little mocking smile.
For a moment, she looked at him silently, and then she said slowly, "No one really knows what happens to other people. But, what if ... what if she ate fairy fruit?" and she gave a slight teasing smile.
Silent with horror, Master Ambrose stared at her.
Silent with horror, Master Ambrose stared at her.
Then he burst out furiously, "You foul-mouthed little hussy! Do you dare to insinuate...."
Then he exploded in anger, "You foul-mouthed little hussy! Do you dare to imply...."
But Prunella's eyes were fixed on the window that opened on to the garden, and instinctively he looked in that direction too.
But Prunella's eyes were glued to the window that opened to the garden, and he instinctively looked in that direction as well.
For a second he supposed that the portrait of Duke Aubrey that hung in the Senate Room of the Guildhall had been moved to the wall of Miss Primrose's parlour. Framed in the window, against the leafy background of the garden stood, quite motionless, a young man in antique dress. The face, the auburn ringlets, the suit of green, the rustic background—everything, down to the hunting horn entwined with flowers that he held in one hand, and the human skull that he held in the other, were identical with those depicted in the famous portrait.
For a moment, he thought that the portrait of Duke Aubrey, which was in the Senate Room of the Guildhall, had been moved to the wall of Miss Primrose's living room. Framed by the window, against the leafy backdrop of the garden, stood a young man in old-fashioned clothing, completely still. The face, the auburn curls, the green suit, the rustic background—everything, right down to the hunting horn wrapped in flowers that he held in one hand and the human skull in the other, was exactly like what was shown in the famous portrait.
"By the White Ladies of the Fields!" muttered Master Ambrose, rubbing his eyes.
"By the White Ladies of the Fields!" muttered Master Ambrose, rubbing his eyes.
But when he looked again the figure had vanished.
But when he looked again, the figure was gone.
For a few seconds he stood gaping and bewildered, and Prunella seized the opportunity of slipping unnoticed from the room.
For a few seconds, he stood there, shocked and confused, while Prunella took the chance to quietly slip out of the room.
Then he came to his senses, on a wave of berserk rage. They had been playing tricks, foul, vulgar tricks, on him, on Ambrose Honeysuckle, Senator and ex-Mayor. But they should pay for it, by the Sun, Moon and Stars, they should pay for it! And he shook his fist at the ivy and squill bedecked walls.
Then he snapped back to reality, consumed by a crazy rage. They had been pulling nasty, vulgar tricks on him, on Ambrose Honeysuckle, Senator and former Mayor. But they were going to pay for it, by the Sun, Moon, and Stars, they were going to pay for it! And he shook his fist at the walls covered in ivy and squill.
But, in the meantime, it was he himself who was paying for it. An appalling accusation had been made against his only child; and, perhaps, the accusation was true.
But in the meantime, he was the one paying for it. A terrible accusation had been made against his only child; and maybe the accusation was true.
Well, things must be faced. He was now quite calm, and, with his stern set face, a much more formidable person than the raging spluttering creature of a few seconds ago. He was determined to get to the bottom of this affair, and either to vindicate his daughter from the foul insinuation made by Prunella Chanticleer, or else, if the horrible thing were true (and a voice inside him that would not be silenced kept saying that it was true) to face the situation squarely, and, for the good of the town, find out who was responsible for what had happened and bring them to the punishment they merited.
Well, things have to be faced. He was now completely calm, and with his serious expression, he seemed much more intimidating than the angry, sputtering person from just moments before. He was determined to get to the bottom of this issue, either to clear his daughter of the ugly accusation made by Prunella Chanticleer, or, if the terrible thing turned out to be true (and a nagging voice inside him kept insisting it was), to confront the situation directly and, for the sake of the town, uncover who was responsible for what had happened and ensure they faced the consequences they deserved.
There was probably no one in all Lud-in-the-Mist who would suffer in the same degree from such a scandal in his family as Master Ambrose Honeysuckle. And there was something fine in the way he thus unflinchingly faced the possibility. Not for a moment did he think of hushing the matter up to shield his daughter's reputation.
There was probably no one in all of Lud-in-the-Mist who would be affected as much by such a scandal in his family as Master Ambrose Honeysuckle. And there was something admirable in the way he bravely confronted the possibility. Not for a second did he consider covering it up to protect his daughter's reputation.
No, justice should run its course even if the whole town had to know that Ambrose Honeysuckle's only child—and she a girl, which seemed, somehow, to make it more horrible—had eaten fairy fruit.
No, justice should take its course even if the whole town had to know that Ambrose Honeysuckle's only child—and she was a girl, which somehow made it even worse—had eaten fairy fruit.
As to his vision of Duke Aubrey, that he dismissed as an hallucination due to his excited condition and perhaps, as well, to the hysterical atmosphere that seemed to lie like a thick fog over the Academy.
As for his vision of Duke Aubrey, he brushed it off as a hallucination caused by his heightened state and maybe also due to the tense atmosphere that felt like a heavy fog hanging over the Academy.
Before he left Miss Primrose's parlour his eyes fell on the half embroidered slipper he had impatiently tossed away on the entrance of Prunella Chanticleer.
Before he left Miss Primrose's parlor, his eyes landed on the half-embroidered slipper he had impatiently thrown aside at the entrance of Prunella Chanticleer.
He smiled grimly; perhaps, after all, it had not been due to mere foolish feminine fancy that the strawberries were purple instead of red. She may have had real models for her embroidery.
He smiled tightly; maybe, after all, it wasn’t just some silly feminine whim that the strawberries were purple instead of red. She might have had actual examples for her embroidery.
He put the slipper in his pocket. It might prove of value in the law courts.
He put the slipper in his pocket. It might be useful in court.
But Master Ambrose was mistaken in supposing that the berries embroidered on the slipper were fairy fruit.
But Master Ambrose was wrong to think that the berries stitched on the slipper were fairy fruit.
CHAPTER VIII
ENDYMION LEER LOOKS FRIGHTENED, AND A BREACH IS MADE IN AN OLD FRIENDSHIP
Master Ambrose fully expected on reaching home to find that one of the grooms he had despatched after Moonlove had returned with her in safe custody.
Master Ambrose fully expected that when he got home, one of the grooms he had sent after Moonlove would have returned with her safely in custody.
This, however, was not the case, and he was confronted with another frightful contingency. Moonlove had last been seen running, at a speed so great and so unflagging as to hint at some sustaining force that was more than human, due West. What if she were making for the Debatable Hills? Once across those hills she would never again be seen in Dorimare.
This, however, wasn’t the case, and he faced another frightening situation. Moonlove had last been seen running, at a speed so great and so relentless that it suggested some power beyond human, due West. What if she was heading for the Debatable Hills? Once she crossed those hills, she would never be seen in Dorimare again.
He must go to Mumchance at once, and give the alarm. Search parties must immediately be sent to ransack the country from one end to the other.
He needs to go to Mumchance right away and raise the alarm. Search teams should be sent out immediately to comb the area from one end to the other.
On his way out he was stopped by Dame Jessamine in the fretful complaining condition that he always found so irritating.
On his way out, he was stopped by Dame Jessamine in the annoyingly whiny state that he always found so irritating.
"Where have you been, Ambrose?" she cried querulously. "First Moonlove screaming like a mad cockatoo! And then you rushing off, just after your dinner too, and leaving me like that in the lurch when I was so upset that I was on the verge of swooning! Where did you go to Ambrose?" and her voice grew shrill. "I do wish you would go to Miss Primrose and tell her she must not let Moonlove be such a tom-boy and play practical jokes on her parents ... rushing home in the middle of the day like that and talking such silly nonsense. She really is a very naughty girl to give us such a fright. I feel half inclined to go straight off to the Academy and give her a good scolding."
"Where have you been, Ambrose?" she exclaimed, sounding irritated. "First, Moonlove is screaming like a crazy cockatoo! And then you rush off right after dinner, leaving me hanging when I was so upset I could barely stand! Where did you go, Ambrose?" Her voice became sharper. "I really wish you would go to Miss Primrose and tell her that she can't let Moonlove act like such a tomboy and pull pranks on her parents ... running home in the middle of the day and saying such silly things. She's really being very naughty to scare us like this. I feel like I should just head straight to the Academy and give her a serious talking-to."
"Stop chattering, Jessamine, and let me go," cried Master Ambrose. "Moonlove is not at the Academy."
"Stop talking, Jessamine, and let me go," shouted Master Ambrose. "Moonlove isn't at the Academy."
And he found a sort of savage satisfaction in calling back over his shoulder as he hurried from the room, "I very much fear you will never see your daughter again, Jessamine."
And he felt a twisted sense of satisfaction as he called back over his shoulder while rushing out of the room, "I really doubt you'll ever see your daughter again, Jessamine."
About half an hour later, he returned home even more depressed than when he had set out, owing to what he had learned from Mumchance as to the recent alarming spread in the town of the consumption of fairy fruit. He found Endymion Leer sitting in the parlour with his wife.
About half an hour later, he came home even more down than when he left, because of what he had learned from Mumchance about the recent disturbing rise in the town of fairy fruit consumption. He found Endymion Leer sitting in the living room with his wife.
Her husband's parting words had brought on an attack of violent hysterics and the alarmed servants, fearing a seizure, had, on their own responsibility, summoned the only doctor of Lud in whom they had any faith, Endymion Leer. And, judging from Dame Jessamine's serene and smiling face, he had succeeded in removing completely the terrible impression produced by her husband's parting words, and in restoring to what she was pleased to call her mind its normal condition, namely that of a kettle that contains just enough water to simmer comfortably over a low fire.
Her husband’s last words had triggered a fit of uncontrollable hysteria, and the worried servants, fearing she might have a seizure, took it upon themselves to call the only doctor in Lud they trusted, Endymion Leer. Based on Dame Jessamine’s calm and smiling expression, it seemed he had completely erased the awful impact of her husband’s final words and had returned her to what she liked to call her normal state, which was like a kettle with just enough water to simmer gently on a low flame.
She greeted Master Ambrose with a smile that for her was quite eager.
She greeted Master Ambrose with a smile that was pretty eager for her.
"Oh, Ambrose!" she cried, "I have been having such a pleasant talk with Dr. Leer. He says girls of her age often get silly and excited, though I'm sure I never did, and that she's sure to be brought home before night. But I do think we'd better take her away from Miss Primrose's. For one thing she has really learned quite enough now—I know no one who can make prettier groups in butter. So I think we had better give a ball for her before the winter, so if you will excuse me, Dr. Leer, I have just a few things to see to...." and off she bustled to overhaul Moonlove's bridal chest, which, according to the custom of Dorimarite mothers, she had been storing, ever since her daughter's birth, with lace and velvets and brocade.
"Oh, Ambrose!" she exclaimed, "I've been having such a lovely chat with Dr. Leer. He says that girls her age often get a bit silly and excited, although I'm sure I never did, and that she'll definitely be home before night. But I really think we should take her away from Miss Primrose's. For one thing, she has learned quite enough by now—I know no one who can create prettier arrangements in butter. So I think we should throw a party for her before winter, so if you’ll excuse me, Dr. Leer, I have a few things to take care of...." and off she hurried to sort through Moonlove's bridal chest, which, in line with the tradition of Dorimarite mothers, she had been filling with lace, velvets, and brocade since her daughter's birth.
Not without reason, Dame Jessamine was considered the stupidest woman in Lud-in-the-Mist. And, in addition, the Ludite's lack of imagination and inability to feel serious emotions, amounted in her to a sort of affective idiocy.
Not without reason, Dame Jessamine was considered the dumbest woman in Lud-in-the-Mist. And, on top of that, the Ludite's lack of imagination and inability to experience serious emotions resulted in a kind of emotional cluelessness for her.
So Master Ambrose found himself alone with Endymion Leer; and, though he had never liked the man, he was very glad to have the chance of consulting him. For, socially, however great his shortcomings might be, Master Ambrose knew him to be undeniably the best doctor in the country, and a very clever fellow into the bargain.
So Master Ambrose found himself alone with Endymion Leer; and, even though he had never liked the guy, he was really glad to have the opportunity to consult him. Because, socially, no matter how flawed he might be, Master Ambrose knew him to be undeniably the best doctor in the country, and a really smart guy on top of that.
"Leer," he said solemnly, when Dame Jessamine had left the room, "there are very queer things happening at that Academy ... very queer things."
"Listen," he said seriously, after Dame Jessamine had left the room, "strange things are going on at that Academy ... really strange things."
"Indeed?" said Endymion Leer, in a tone of surprise. "What sort of things?"
"Really?" said Endymion Leer, sounding surprised. "What kind of things?"
Master Ambrose gave a short laugh: "Not the sort of things, if my suspicions are correct, that one cares to talk about—even between men. But I can tell you, Leer, though I'm not what one could call a fanciful man, I believe if I'd stayed much longer in that house I should have gone off my head, the whole place stinks with ... well, with pernicious nonsense, and I actually found myself, I, Ambrose Honeysuckle, seeing things—ridiculous things."
Master Ambrose let out a brief laugh: "Not the kind of stuff, if I’m right, that anyone wants to discuss—even among men. But I can tell you, Leer, even though I’m not what you’d call an imaginative guy, I think if I’d stayed in that house much longer, I would have lost it. The whole place is filled with... well, with harmful nonsense, and I actually found myself, I, Ambrose Honeysuckle, seeing things—absurd things."
Endymion Leer looked interested.
Endymion Leer seemed intrigued.
"What sort of things, Master Ambrose?" he asked.
"What kind of things, Master Ambrose?" he asked.
"Oh, it's not worth repeating—except in so far as it shows that the fancies of silly overwrought women can sometimes be infectious. I actually imagined that I saw the Senate room portrait of Duke Aubrey reflected on the window. And if I take to fancying things—well, there must be something very fishy in the offing."
"Oh, it's not worth saying again—except to show that the wild imaginations of overly emotional women can sometimes be contagious. I seriously thought I saw the portrait of Duke Aubrey in the Senate room reflected in the window. And if I start imagining things—well, there must be something really off happening."
Endymion Leer's expression was inscrutable.
Endymion Leer's expression was unreadable.
"Optical delusions have been known before, Master Ambrose," he said calmly. "Even the eyes of Senators may sometimes play them tricks. Optical delusions, legal fictions—and so the world wags on."
"Optical illusions have been seen before, Master Ambrose," he said calmly. "Even the eyes of Senators can sometimes be deceived. Optical illusions, legal fictions—and so life goes on."
Master Ambrose grunted. He loathed the fellow's offensive way of putting things.
Master Ambrose grunted. He couldn't stand the guy's rude way of saying things.
But he was sore at heart and terribly anxious, and he felt the need of having his fears either confirmed or dispelled, so, ignoring the sneer, he said with a weary sigh: "However, that's a mere trifle. I have grave reasons for fearing that my daughter has ... has ... well, not to put too fine a point on things, I'm afraid that my daughter has eaten fairy fruit."
But he was deeply troubled and very anxious, and he felt the need to either confirm or dismiss his fears, so, brushing off the sneer, he said with a tired sigh: "Still, that's just a small thing. I have serious reasons to worry that my daughter has ... has ... well, to be blunt, I'm afraid that my daughter has eaten fairy fruit."
Endymion Leer flung up his hands in horror, and then he laughed incredulously.
Endymion Leer threw his hands up in shock, and then he laughed in disbelief.
"Impossible, my dear sir, impossible! Your good lady told me you were sadly anxious about her, but let me assure you such an idea is mere morbidness on your part. The thing's impossible."
"Impossible, my dear sir, impossible! Your lovely wife told me you were quite worried about her, but let me assure you that such a thought is just unnecessary worry on your part. It's impossible."
"Is it?" said Master Ambrose grimly; and producing the slipper from his pocket he held it out, saying, "What do you say to that? I found it in Miss Crabapple's parlour. I'm not much of a botanist, but I've never seen purple strawberries in Dorimare ... toasted cheese! What's taken the man?"
"Is it?" Master Ambrose said grimly, pulling the slipper from his pocket and holding it out. "What do you think of this? I found it in Miss Crabapple's parlor. I’m not really a botanist, but I’ve never seen purple strawberries in Dorimare... toasted cheese! What’s happened to the man?"
For Endymion Leer had turned livid, and was staring at the design on the shoe with eyes as full of horror as if it had been some hideous goblin.
For Endymion, Leer had turned pale, and was staring at the design on the shoe with eyes filled with horror, as if it were some gruesome goblin.
Master Ambrose interpreted this as corroboration of his own theory.
Master Ambrose saw this as confirmation of his own theory.
He gave a sort of groan: "Not so impossible after all, eh?" he said gloomily. "Yes, that I very much fear is the sort of stuff my poor little girl has been given to eat."
He let out a kind of groan: "Not so impossible after all, huh?" he said sadly. "Yes, I'm really afraid that's the kind of food my poor little girl has been given."
Then his eyes flashed, and clenching his fist he cried, "But it's not her I blame. Before I'm many days older I'll smoke out that nest of wasps! I'll hang that simpering old woman from her own doorpost. By the Golden Apples of the West I'll...."
Then his eyes lit up, and clenching his fist, he shouted, "But I don't blame her. In a few days, I'll flush out that nest of wasps! I'll hang that smirking old woman from her own doorpost. By the Golden Apples of the West, I'll...."
Endymion Leer had by this time, at any rate externally, recovered his equanimity.
Endymion Leer had, by now, at least on the surface, regained his composure.
"Are you referring to Miss Primrose Crabapple?" he asked in his usual voice.
"Are you talking about Miss Primrose Crabapple?" he asked in his usual voice.
"Yes, Miss Primrose Crabapple!" boomed Master Ambrose, "nonsensical, foul-minded, obscene old...."
"Yes, Miss Primrose Crabapple!" yelled Master Ambrose, "ridiculous, nasty, offensive old...."
"Yes, yes," interrupted Endymion Leer with good-humoured impatience, "I daresay she's all of that and a great deal more, but, all the same, I don't believe her capable of having given your daughter what you think she has. I admit, when you first showed me that slipper I was frightened. Unlike you, I am a bit of a botanist, and I certainly have never seen a berry like that in Dorimare. But after all that does not prove that it grows ... across the hills. There's many a curious fruit to be found in the Cinnamon Isles, or in the oases of the Amber Desert ... why, your own ships, Master Ambrose, sometimes bring such fruit. The ladies of Lud have no lack of exotic fruit and flowers to copy in their embroidery. No, no, you're a bit unhinged this evening, Master Ambrose, else you would not allow so much as the shadow of foul suspicions like these to cross your mind."
"Yeah, yeah," interrupted Endymion Leer with a friendly impatience, "I’m sure she’s all that and more, but I still don't believe she could have given your daughter what you think she did. I admit, when you first showed me that slipper, I was a bit scared. Unlike you, I know a bit about plants, and I’ve definitely never seen a berry like that in Dorimare. But that doesn’t mean it grows... across the hills. There are plenty of strange fruits in the Cinnamon Isles or in the oases of the Amber Desert... your own ships, Master Ambrose, sometimes bring back such fruits. The ladies of Lud have no shortage of exotic fruits and flowers to use in their embroidery. No, you’re a bit off tonight, Master Ambrose, or you wouldn’t even let such dark suspicions cross your mind."
Master Ambrose groaned.
Master Ambrose sighed.
And then he said a little stiffly, "I am not given, Dr. Leer, to harbouring foul suspicions without cause. But a great deal of mischief is sometimes done by not facing facts. How is one to explain my daughter's running away, due west, like one possessed? Besides, Prunella Chanticleer as much as told me she had ... eaten a certain thing ... and ... and ... I'm old enough to remember the great drought, so I know the smell, so to speak, of evil, and there is something very strange going on in that Academy."
And then he said a bit stiffly, "I’m not one to hold onto unfounded suspicions, Dr. Leer. But a lot of trouble can come from avoiding the truth. How do you explain my daughter running away, due west, like she was under a spell? Plus, Prunella Chanticleer practically told me she had ... consumed something ... and ... and ... I’m old enough to remember the big drought, so I recognize the odor, so to speak, of something wrong, and there’s definitely something odd happening at that Academy."
"Prunella Chanticleer, did you say?" queried Endymion Leer with an emphasis on the last word, and with a rather odd expression in his eyes.
"Prunella Chanticleer, did you say?" asked Endymion Leer, stressing the last word and looking at her with a rather strange expression in his eyes.
Master Ambrose looked surprised.
Master Ambrose seemed surprised.
"Yes," he said. "Prunella Chanticleer, her school fellow and intimate friend."
"Yeah," he said. "Prunella Chanticleer, her classmate and close friend."
Endymion Leer gave a short laugh.
Endymion Leer let out a brief laugh.
"The Chanticleers are ... rather curious people," he said drily, "Are you aware that Ranulph Chanticleer has done the very thing you suspect your daughter of having done?"
"The Chanticleers are... pretty curious people," he said dryly, "Are you aware that Ranulph Chanticleer has done exactly what you think your daughter has done?"
Master Ambrose gaped at him.
Master Ambrose stared at him.
Ranulph had certainly always been an odd and rather disagreeable boy, and there had been that horrid little incident at the Moongrass cheese supper-party ... but that he actually should have eaten fairy fruit!
Ranulph had always been a strange and somewhat unpleasant boy, and there was that awful little incident at the Moongrass cheese supper-party ... but that he actually ate fairy fruit!
"Do you mean? Do you mean...?" he gasped.
"Do you mean? Do you mean...?" he breathed.
Endymion Leer nodded his head significantly: "One of the worst cases I have ever known."
Endymion Leer nodded thoughtfully. "One of the worst cases I've ever seen."
"And Nathaniel knows?"
"And Nathaniel is aware?"
Again Endymion Leer nodded.
Endymion Leer nodded again.
A wave of righteous indignation swept over Master Ambrose. The Honeysuckles were every bit as ancient and honourable a family as the Chanticleers, and yet here was he, ready to tarnish his escutcheon for ever, ready if need be to make the town crier trumpet his disgrace from the market-place, to sacrifice money, position, family pride, everything, for the good of the community. While the only thought of Nathaniel, and he the Mayor, was to keep his skeleton safely hidden in the cupboard.
A wave of righteous anger washed over Master Ambrose. The Honeysuckles were just as old and respected a family as the Chanticleers, and yet here he was, ready to ruin his reputation forever, willing, if necessary, to have the town crier announce his disgrace in the marketplace, to give up money, status, family pride, everything, for the sake of the community. Meanwhile, the only thing on Nathaniel's mind, and he was the Mayor, was to keep his secrets safely tucked away.
"Master Ambrose," continued Endymion Leer, in a grave impressive voice, "if what you fear about your daughter be true, then it is Master Nathaniel who is to blame. No, no, hear me out," as Master Ambrose raised a protesting hand. "I happen to know that some months ago Mumchance warned him of the alarming increase there has been recently in Lud in the consumption of ... a certain commodity. And I know that this is true from my practice in the less genteel parts of the town. Take it from me, Master Ambrose, you Senators make a great mistake in ignoring what takes place in those low haunts. Nasty things have a way of not always staying at the bottom, you know—stir the pond and they rise to the top. Anyway, Master Nathaniel was warned, yet he took no steps."
"Master Ambrose," continued Endymion Leer, in a serious and impactful tone, "if what you’re worried about regarding your daughter is true, then Master Nathaniel is to blame. No, no, just listen to me," as Master Ambrose raised a hand in protest. "I know for a fact that a few months ago, Mumchance warned him about the alarming rise in the consumption of ... a certain substance in Lud. And I can vouch for this based on my experience in the less refined areas of town. Trust me, Master Ambrose, you Senators are making a big mistake by ignoring what happens in those shady spots. Bad things don’t always stay hidden at the bottom; if you stir the water, they float to the surface. Anyway, Master Nathaniel was warned, but he didn’t do anything about it."
He paused for a few seconds, and then, fixing his eyes searchingly on Master Ambrose, he said, "Did it never strike you that Master Nathaniel Chanticleer was a rather ... curious man?"
He paused for a few seconds, and then, locking his gaze intently on Master Ambrose, he said, "Did it ever occur to you that Master Nathaniel Chanticleer was a bit ... unusual?"
"Never," said Master Ambrose coldly. "What are you insinuating, Leer?"
"Never," Master Ambrose said coldly. "What are you suggesting, Leer?"
Endymion Leer gave a little shrug: "Well, it is you who have set the example in insinuations. Master Nathaniel is a haunted man, and a bad conscience makes a very good ghost. If a man has once tasted fairy fruit he is never the same again. I have sometimes wondered if perhaps, long ago, when he was a young man...."
Endymion Leer shrugged slightly. "Well, you're the one who started with the insinuations. Master Nathaniel is a troubled man, and a guilty conscience makes for a great ghost. Once a man has experienced fairy fruit, he’s never the same. I’ve sometimes wondered if maybe, a long time ago, when he was young...."
"Hold your tongue, Leer!" cried Master Ambrose angrily. "Chanticleer is a very old friend of mine, and, what's more, he's my second cousin. There's nothing wrong about Nathaniel."
"Keep quiet, Leer!" shouted Master Ambrose angrily. "Chanticleer is a very old friend of mine, and, besides, he's my second cousin. There's nothing wrong with Nathaniel."
But was this true? A few hours ago he would have laughed to scorn any suggestion to the contrary. But since then, his own daughter ... ugh!
But was this really true? A few hours ago, he would have laughed at any suggestion otherwise. But since then, his own daughter ... ugh!
Yes, Nathaniel had certainly always been a very queer fellow—touchy, irascible, whimsical.
Yes, Nathaniel had definitely always been a very odd guy—sensitive, irritable, unpredictable.
A swarm of little memories, not noticed at the time, buzzed in Master Ambrose's head ... irrational actions, equivocal remarks. And, in particular, one evening, years and years ago, when they had been boys ... Nat's face at the eerie sound produced by an old lute. The look in his eyes had been like that in Moonlove's today.
A swarm of little memories, unnoticed at the time, buzzed in Master Ambrose's head ... irrational actions, ambiguous remarks. And, in particular, one evening, years and years ago, when they were boys ... Nat's face at the strange sound made by an old lute. The look in his eyes had been like the one Moonlove had today.
No, no. It would never do to start suspecting everyone—above all his oldest friend.
No, no. It would never be right to start doubting everyone—especially his oldest friend.
So he let the subject of Master Nathaniel drop and questioned Endymion Leer as to the effects on the system of fairy fruit, and whether there was really no hope of finding an antidote.
So he dropped the topic of Master Nathaniel and asked Endymion Leer about the effects of fairy fruit on the system, and whether there was truly no hope of finding an antidote.
Then Endymion Leer started applying his famous balm—a balm that varied with each patient that required it.
Then Endymion Leer began using his famous balm—a balm that changed for each patient who needed it.
In most cases, certainly, there was no cure. But when the eater was a Honeysuckle, and hence, born with a healthy mind in a healthy body there was every reason to hope that no poison could be powerful enough to undermine such a constitution.
In most cases, of course, there was no cure. But when the eater was a Honeysuckle, and therefore born with a healthy mind in a healthy body, there was every reason to believe that no poison could be strong enough to weaken such a constitution.
"Yes, but suppose she is already across the border?" said Master Ambrose. Endymion Leer gave a little shrug.
"Yeah, but what if she's already crossed the border?" said Master Ambrose. Endymion Leer shrugged slightly.
"In that case, of course, there is nothing more one can do," he replied.
"In that case, of course, there’s nothing more we can do," he replied.
Master Ambrose gave a deep sigh and leant back wearily in his chair, and for a few minutes they sat in silence.
Master Ambrose let out a deep sigh and leaned back tiredly in his chair, and for a few minutes, they sat in silence.
Drearily and hopelessly Master Ambrose's mind wandered over the events of the day and finally settled, as is the way with a tired mind, on the least important—the red juice he had noticed oozing out of the coffin, when they had been checked at the west gate by the funeral procession.
Dully and hopelessly, Master Ambrose's mind drifted over the day's events and finally settled, as tired minds often do, on the least significant detail—the red liquid he had seen oozing out of the coffin when they were stopped at the west gate by the funeral procession.
"Do the dead bleed, Leer?" he said suddenly.
"Do the dead bleed, Leer?" he asked abruptly.
Endymion Leer sprang from his chair as if he had been shot. First he turned white, then he turned crimson.
Endymion Leer jumped up from his chair like he’d been shot. First, he turned pale, then he blushed bright red.
"What the ... what the ..." he stuttered, "what do you mean by that question, Master Ambrose?"
"What the ... what the ..." he stammered, "what do you mean by that question, Master Ambrose?"
He was evidently in the grip of some violent emotion.
He was clearly caught up in some intense emotion.
"Busty Bridget!" exclaimed Master Ambrose, testily, "what, by the Harvest of Souls, has taken you now, Leer? It may have been a silly question, but it was quite a harmless one. We were stopped by a funeral this afternoon at the west gate, and I thought I saw a red liquid oozing from the coffin. But, by the White Ladies of the Fields, I've seen so many queer things today that I've ceased to trust my own eyes."
"Busty Bridget!" Master Ambrose exclaimed, annoyed. "What on earth has gotten into you now, Leer? It might have been a silly question, but it was totally innocent. We got held up by a funeral this afternoon at the west gate, and I thought I saw red liquid dripping from the coffin. But honestly, I've seen so many strange things today that I don't even trust my own eyes anymore."
These words completely restored Endymion Leer's good humour. He flung back his head and laughed till the tears rolled down his cheeks.
These words completely brought back Endymion Leer's good mood. He threw his head back and laughed until tears streamed down his cheeks.
"Why, Master Ambrose," he gurgled, "it was such a grisly question that it gave me quite a turn. Owing to the deplorable ignorance of this country I'm used to my patients asking me rather queer things ... but that beats anything I've yet heard. 'Do the dead bleed? Do pigs fly?' Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"Why, Master Ambrose," he chuckled, "that was such a gruesome question that it really threw me off. Because of the terrible ignorance in this country, I'm used to my patients asking me pretty strange things... but that tops anything I've heard so far. 'Do the dead bleed? Do pigs fly?' Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
Then, seeing that Master Ambrose was beginning to look stiff and offended, he controlled his mirth, and added, "Well, well, a man as sorely tried as you have been today, Master Ambrose, is to be excused if he has hallucinations ... it is wonderful what queer things we imagine we see when we are unhinged by strong emotion. And now I must be going. Birth and death, Master Ambrose, they wait for no man—not even for Senators. So I must be off and help the little Ludites into the world, and the old ones out of it. And in the meantime don't give up hope. At any moment one of Mumchance's good Yeomen may come galloping up with the little lady at his saddle-bow. And then—even if she should have eaten what you fear she has—I shall be much surprised if a Honeysuckle isn't able with time and care to throw off all effects of that foul fodder and grow up into as sensible a woman—as her mother."
Then, noticing that Master Ambrose was starting to look stiff and offended, he held back his laughter and added, "Well, well, a man who has been as deeply tested as you today, Master Ambrose, can be forgiven for having hallucinations... it's amazing what strange things we think we see when we're shaken by strong emotions. And now I need to get going. Birth and death, Master Ambrose, they wait for no one—not even for Senators. So I must head out and help the little Ludites into the world, and the older ones out of it. And in the meantime, don’t lose hope. At any moment, one of Mumchance's good Yeomen might come racing in with the little lady at his saddle. And then—even if she has eaten what you fear she has—I would be very surprised if a Honeysuckle can’t, with time and care, overcome all effects of that foul food and grow up to be as sensible a woman as her mother."
And, with these characteristic words of comfort, Endymion Leer bustled off on his business.
And with these comforting words, Endymion Leer hurried off to take care of his business.
Master Ambrose spent a most painful evening, his ears, on the one hand, alert for every sound of a horse's hoof, for every knock at the front door, in case they might herald news of Moonlove; and, at the same time, doing their best not to hear Dame Jessamine's ceaseless prattle.
Master Ambrose had a very rough evening, his ears tuned for every sound of a horse's hoof or every knock at the front door, in case it brought news of Moonlove; and at the same time, trying hard to ignore Dame Jessamine's nonstop chatter.
"Ambrose, I wish you'd remind the clerks to wipe their shoes before they come in. Have you forgotten you promised me we should have a separate door for the warehouse? I've got it on paper.
"Ambrose, I wish you'd remind the clerks to wipe their shoes before they come in. Have you forgotten you promised me we'd have a separate door for the warehouse? I've got it documented."
"How nice it is to know that there's nothing serious the matter with Moonlove, isn't it? But I don't know what I should have done this afternoon if that kind Doctor Leer hadn't explained it all to me. How could you run away a second time, Ambrose, and leave me in that state without even fetching my hartshorn? I do think men are so heartless.
"Isn't it great to know that there’s nothing seriously wrong with Moonlove? But I really don’t know what I would have done this afternoon if that kind Doctor Leer hadn’t explained everything to me. How could you just run away again, Ambrose, and leave me in that situation without even bringing my hartshorn? I think men can be so heartless."
"What a naughty girl Moonlove is to run away like this! I wonder when they'll find her and bring her back? But it will be nice having her at home this winter, won't it? What a pity Ranulph Chanticleer isn't older, he'd do so nicely for her, wouldn't he? But I suppose Florian Baldbreeches will be just as rich, and he's nearer her age.
"What a naughty girl Moonlove is to run away like this! I wonder when they’ll find her and bring her back? But it will be nice having her at home this winter, won't it? What a pity Ranulph Chanticleer isn't older; he would be perfect for her, wouldn’t he? But I suppose Florian Baldbreeches will be just as wealthy, and he's closer to her age."
"Do you think Marigold and Dreamsweet and the rest of them will be shocked by Moonlove's rushing off in this wild way? However, as Dr. Leer said, in his quaint way, girls will be girls.
"Do you think Marigold, Dreamsweet, and the others will be surprised by Moonlove's sudden departure like this? But as Dr. Leer put it in his old-fashioned way, girls will be girls."
"Oh, Ambrose, do you remember my deer-coloured tuftaffity, embroidered with forget-me-nots and stars? I had it in my bridal chest. Well, I think I shall have it made up for Moonlove. There's nothing like the old silks, or the old dyes either—there were no galls or gum-syrups used in them. You remember my deer-coloured tuftaffity, don't you?"
"Oh, Ambrose, do you remember my deer-colored taffeta, embroidered with forget-me-nots and stars? I kept it in my bridal chest. Well, I think I’ll have it made for Moonlove. There’s nothing like the old silks or the old dyes either—no galls or gum syrups were used in them. You remember my deer-colored taffeta, don’t you?"
But Master Ambrose could stand it no longer. He sprang to his feet, and cried roughly, "I'll give you a handful of Yeses and Noes, Jessamine, and it'll keep you amused for the rest of the evening sorting them out, and sticking them on to your questions. I'm going out."
But Master Ambrose couldn't take it anymore. He jumped to his feet and said roughly, "I'll give you a bunch of Yeses and Noes, Jessamine, and it'll keep you busy for the rest of the evening sorting them out and sticking them onto your questions. I'm leaving."
He would go across to Nat's ... Nat might not be a very efficient Mayor, but he was his oldest friend, and he felt he needed his sympathy.
He would go over to Nat's ... Nat might not be the most effective Mayor, but he was his oldest friend, and he felt he needed his support.
"If ... if any news comes about Moonlove, I'll be over at the Chanticleers. Let me know at once," he called over his shoulder, as he hurried from the room.
"If ... if any news comes about Moonlove, I'll be at the Chanticleers. Let me know right away," he called over his shoulder as he rushed out of the room.
Yes, he was longing for a talk with Nat. Not that he had any belief in Nat's judgement; but he himself could provide all that was needed.
Yes, he was eager for a conversation with Nat. Not that he had any faith in Nat's judgment; but he himself could supply everything that was necessary.
And, apart from everything else, it would be comforting to talk to a man who was in the same boat as himself—if, that is to say, the gossip retailed by Endymion Leer were true. But whether it were true or not Leer was a vulgar fellow, and had had no right to divulge a professional secret.
And besides everything else, it would be nice to talk to a guy who was in the same situation as him—assuming, of course, that the rumors spread by Endymion Leer were true. But whether they were true or not, Leer was a crude guy and had no business sharing a professional secret.
So huge did the events of the day loom in his own mind, that he felt sure of finding their shadow lying over the Chanticleers; and he was prepared to be magnanimous and assure the conscience-stricken Master Nathaniel that though, as Mayor, he may have been a little remiss and slack, nevertheless, he could not, in fairness, be held responsible for the terrible thing that had happened.
So significant did the events of the day feel to him that he was sure their impact would be evident on the Chanticleers; and he was ready to be generous and assure the guilt-ridden Master Nathaniel that even though, as Mayor, he might have been a bit negligent and complacent, he truly couldn't be fairly blamed for the awful thing that had occurred.
But he had forgotten the gulf that lay between the Magistrates and the rest of the town. Though probably the only topics of conversation that evening in every kitchen, in every tavern, in every tradesman's parlour, were the good run for his money little Miss Honeysuckle had given her revered father that afternoon, and the search parties of Yeomen that were scouring the country for her—not to mention the terrible suspicions as to the cause of her flight he had confided to Mumchance; nevertheless not a word of it all had reached the ears of the other Magistrates.
But he had forgotten the divide between the Magistrates and the rest of the town. Although the only things everyone was talking about that evening in every kitchen, tavern, and tradesman's parlor were the impressive performance little Miss Honeysuckle had given her respected father that afternoon, and the search parties of Yeomen scouring the countryside for her—not to mention the terrible suspicions about why she had run away that he had shared with Mumchance; still, nothing of it had reached the other Magistrates.
So, when the front-door of the Chanticleers was opened for him, he was greeted by sounds of uproarious laughter proceeding from the parlour.
So, when the front door of the Chanticleers was opened for him, he was greeted by the sounds of loud laughter coming from the parlor.
The Polydore Vigils were spending the evening there, and the whole party was engaged in trying to catch a moth—flicking at it with their pocket-handkerchiefs, stumbling over the furniture, emulating each other to further efforts in the ancient terms of stag-hunting.
The Polydore Vigils were hanging out there for the evening, and the whole group was busy trying to catch a moth—swatting at it with their handkerchiefs, tripping over the furniture, encouraging each other to keep going using old stag-hunting lingo.
"Come and join the fun, Ambrose," shouted Master Nathaniel, crimson with exertion and laughter.
"Come join the fun, Ambrose," shouted Master Nathaniel, red-faced from exertion and laughter.
But Master Ambrose began to see red.
But Master Ambrose started to get really angry.
"You ... you ... heartless, gibbering idiots!" he roared.
"You ... you ... heartless, babbling fools!" he shouted.
The moth-hunters paused in amazement.
The moth hunters paused in awe.
"Suffering Cats! What's taken you, Ambrose?" cried Master Nathaniel. "Stag-hunting, they say, was a royal sport. Even the Honeysuckles might stoop to it!"
"Suffering cats! What took you so long, Ambrose?" yelled Master Nathaniel. "Stag hunting, they say, was a royal sport. Even the Honeysuckles might go for it!"
"Don't the Honeysuckles consider a moth a stag, Ambrose?" laughed Master Polydore Vigil.
"Don't the Honeysuckles think of a moth as a stag, Ambrose?" laughed Master Polydore Vigil.
But that evening the old joke seemed to have lost its savour.
But that evening the old joke felt like it had lost its charm.
"Nathaniel," said Master Ambrose solemnly, "the curse of our country has fallen upon you and me ... and you are hunting moths!"
"Nathaniel," Master Ambrose said seriously, "the curse of our country has fallen on you and me... and you’re chasing moths!"
Now, "curse" happened to be one of the words that had always frightened Master Nathaniel. So much did he dislike it that he even avoided the words that resembled it in sound, and had made Dame Marigold dismiss a scullery-maid, merely because her name happened to be Kirstie.
Now, "curse" was one of the words that always scared Master Nathaniel. He disliked it so much that he even avoided words that sounded similar, and he made Dame Marigold fire a scullery-maid just because her name was Kirstie.
Hence, Master Ambrose's words sent him into a frenzy of nervous irritation.
Hence, Master Ambrose's words drove him into a fit of nervous frustration.
"Take that back, Ambrose! Take that back!" he roared. "Speak for yourself. The ... the ... the cur ... nothing of that sort is on me!"
"Take that back, Ambrose! Take that back!" he shouted. "Speak for yourself. The ... the ... the jerk ... none of that is about me!"
"That is not true, Nathaniel," said Master Ambrose sternly. "I have only too good reason to fear that Moonlove is stricken by the same sickness as Ranulph, and...."
"That's not true, Nathaniel," Master Ambrose said firmly. "I have every reason to believe that Moonlove is afflicted by the same illness as Ranulph, and...."
"You lie!" shouted Master Nathaniel.
"You’re lying!" shouted Master Nathaniel.
"And in both cases," continued Master Ambrose, relentlessly, "the cause of the sickness was ... fairy fruit."
"And in both cases," continued Master Ambrose, persistently, "the reason for the illness was ... fairy fruit."
Dame Dreamsweet Vigil gave a smothered scream, Dame Marigold blushed crimson, and Master Polydore exclaimed, in a deeply shocked voice, "By the Milky Way, Ambrose, you are going a little too far—even if there were not ladies present."
Dame Dreamsweet Vigil let out a muffled scream, Dame Marigold turned bright red, and Master Polydore said, in a very shocked voice, "By the Milky Way, Ambrose, you're going a bit too far—even if there are ladies here."
"No, Polydore. There come times when even ladies must face facts. You see before you two dishonoured men—Nathaniel and myself. One of our statutes says that in the country of Dorimare each member of a family shall be the master of his own possessions, and that nothing shall be held in common but disgrace. And before you are many days older, Polydore, your family, too, may be sharing that possession. Each one of us is threatened in what is nearest to us, and our chief citizen—hunts moths!"
"No, Polydore. There are times when even ladies have to confront reality. Right in front of you are two shameful men—Nathaniel and me. One of our laws states that in the land of Dorimare, every family member should control their own belongings, and the only thing that should be shared is disgrace. And before long, Polydore, your family might find themselves owning that disgrace too. Each of us is at risk in what matters most to us, and our leading citizen—chases moths!"
"No, no, Nathaniel," he went on in a louder and angrier voice, "you needn't glare and growl! I consider that you, as Mayor of this town, are responsible for what has happened today, and...."
"No, no, Nathaniel," he continued in a louder and angrier voice, "you don’t need to glare and growl! I believe that you, as Mayor of this town, are responsible for what happened today, and...."
"By the Sun, Moon and Stars!" bellowed Master Nathaniel, "I haven't the slightest idea what you mean by 'what has happened today,' but whatever it is, I know very well I'm not responsible. Were you responsible last year when old Mother Pyepowders's yapping little bitch chewed up old Matt's pet garters embroidered by his first sweetheart, and when...."
"By the Sun, Moon, and Stars!" yelled Master Nathaniel, "I have no idea what you mean by 'what has happened today,' but whatever it is, I’m sure I’m not to blame. Were you to blame last year when old Mother Pyepowders's yapping little dog chewed up old Matt's pet garters that were embroidered by his first girlfriend, and when...."
"You poor, snivelling, feeble-minded buffoon! You criminal nincompoop! Yes, criminal, I say," and at each word Master Ambrose's voice grew louder. "Who was it that knew of the spread of this evil thing and took no steps to stop it? Whose own son has eaten it? By the Harvest of Souls you may have eaten it yourself for all I know...."
"You pathetic, whiny, clueless idiot! You criminal fool! Yes, criminal, I say," and with each word Master Ambrose's voice got louder. "Who was it that knew about this horrible thing happening and did nothing to stop it? Whose own son has consumed it? For all I know, you might have even eaten it yourself...."
"Silence, you foul-mouthed, pompous, brainless, wind-bag! You ... you ... foul, gibbering Son of a Fairy!" sputtered Master Nathaniel.
"Shut up, you foul-mouthed, arrogant, mindless blowhard! You ... you ... disgusting, babbling Son of a Fairy!" sputtered Master Nathaniel.
And so they went at it, hammer and tongs, doing their best to destroy in a few minutes the fabric built up by years of fellowship and mutual trust.
And so they went at it, full force, doing their best to tear down in just a few minutes the foundation built over years of friendship and trust.
And the end of it was that Master Nathaniel pointed to the door, and in a voice trembling with fury, told Master Ambrose to leave his house, and never to enter it again.
And in the end, Master Nathaniel pointed to the door and, with a voice shaking with rage, told Master Ambrose to get out of his house and never come back.
CHAPTER IX
PANIC AND THE SILENT PEOPLE
The following morning Captain Mumchance rode off to search Miss Primrose Crabapple's Academy for fairy fruit. And in his pocket was a warrant for the arrest of that lady should his search prove successful.
The next morning, Captain Mumchance rode out to search Miss Primrose Crabapple's Academy for fairy fruit. In his pocket, he had a warrant for her arrest if his search was successful.
But when he reached the Academy he found that the birds had flown. The old rambling house was empty and silent. No light feet tripped down its corridors, no light laughter wakened its echoes. Some fierce wind had scattered the Crabapple Blossoms. Miss Primrose, too, had disappeared.
But when he got to the Academy, he found that the birds had flown away. The old, rundown house was empty and quiet. Nolight footsteps wandered through its halls, no cheerful laughter filled its echoes. A strong wind had blown away the Crabapple Blossoms. Miss Primrose had also vanished.
A nameless dread seized Captain Mumchance as he searched through the empty silent rooms.
A nameless fear gripped Captain Mumchance as he searched through the empty, silent rooms.
He found the bedrooms in disorder—drawers half opened, delicately tinted clothing heaped on the floor—indicating that the flitting had been a hurried one.
He found the bedrooms in disarray—drawers half open, softly colored clothes piled on the floor—showing that the move had been a rushed one.
Beneath each bed, too, he found a little pair of shoes, very down at heel, with almost worn-out soles, looking as if the feet that had worn them must have been very busy.
Beneath each bed, he also found a little pair of shoes, very worn down, with almost worn-out soles, looking as if the feet that had worn them must have been very active.
He continued his search down to the kitchen premises, where he found Mother Tibbs sitting smiling to herself, and crooning.
He continued his search into the kitchen, where he found Mother Tibbs sitting there, smiling to herself and humming.
"Now, you cracked harlot," he cried roughly, "what have you been up to, I'd like to know? I've had my eye on you, my beauty, for a very long time. If I can't make you speak, perhaps the judges will. What's happened to the young ladies? Just you tell me that!"
"Now, you messed-up girl," he shouted harshly, "what have you been doing, I'd really like to know? I've been watching you, my pretty one, for a long time. If I can't get you to talk, maybe the judges will. What’s happened to the young ladies? Just tell me that!"
But Mother Tibbs was more crazy than usual that day, and her only answer was to trip up and down the kitchen floor, singing snatches of old songs about birds set free, and celestial flowers, and the white fruits that grow on the Milky Way.
But Mother Tibbs was acting crazier than usual that day, and her only response was to skip up and down the kitchen floor, singing bits of old songs about birds being set free, celestial flowers, and the white fruits that grow on the Milky Way.
Mumchance was holding one of the little shoes, and catching sight of it, she snatched it from him, and tenderly stroked it, as if it had been a wounded dove.
Mumchance was holding one of the little shoes, and seeing it, she quickly grabbed it from him and gently caressed it, as if it were a wounded dove.
"Dancing, dancing, dancing!" she muttered, "dancing day and night! It's stony dancing on dreams."
"Dancing, dancing, dancing!" she muttered, "dancing all day and night! It's harsh dancing on dreams."
And with an angry snort Mumchance realized, not for the first time in his life, that it was a waste of time trying to get any sense out of Mother Tibbs.
And with an annoyed snort, Mumchance realized, not for the first time in his life, that it was pointless trying to make any sense out of Mother Tibbs.
So he started again to search the house, this time for fairy fruit.
So he began searching the house again, this time for fairy fruit.
However, not a pip, not a scrap of peel could he find that looked suspicious. But, finally, in the loft he discovered empty sacks with great stains of juice on them, and it could have been no ordinary juice, for some of the stains were colours he had never seen before.
However, he couldn’t find a single thing, not even a scrap of peel, that seemed suspicious. But, eventually, in the loft, he came across empty sacks with large juice stains on them, and it couldn't have been ordinary juice, because some of the stains were colors he had never seen before.
The terrible news of the Crabapple Blossoms' disappearance spread like wildfire through Lud-in-the-Mist. Business was at a standstill. Half the Senators, and some of the richer tradesmen, had daughters in the Academy, and poor Mumchance was besieged by frantic parents who seemed to think that he was keeping their daughters concealed somewhere on his person. They were all, too, calling down vengeance on the head of Miss Primrose Crabapple, and demanding that she should be found and handed over to justice.
The shocking news of the Crabapple Blossoms' disappearance spread rapidly through Lud-in-the-Mist. Business came to a halt. Half the Senators and some of the wealthier merchants had daughters in the Academy, and poor Mumchance was overwhelmed by panicked parents who believed he was somehow hiding their daughters on him. They were all also demanding revenge on Miss Primrose Crabapple, insisting that she should be found and brought to justice.
It was Endymion Leer who got the credit for finding her. He brought her, sobbing and screaming, to the guard-room of the Yeomanry. He said he had discovered her wandering about, half frantic, on the wharf, evidently hoping to take refuge in some outward bound vessel.
It was Endymion Leer who received the credit for finding her. He brought her, crying and yelling, to the guardroom of the Yeomanry. He said he had found her wandering around, half crazy, on the wharf, clearly hoping to find safety on some ship leaving port.
She denied all knowledge of what had happened to her pupils, and said she had woken up that morning to find the birds flown.
She claimed she had no idea what happened to her students and said she woke up that morning to find the birds gone.
She also denied, with passionate protestations, having given them fairy fruit. In this, Endymion Leer supported her. The smugglers, he said, were men of infinite resource and cunning, and what more likely than that they should have inserted the stuff into a consignment of innocent figs and grapes?
She also insisted, with strong denials, that she hadn’t given them any magical fruit. Endymion Leer backed her up on this. He said the smugglers were incredibly clever and resourceful, so it was very possible they could have hidden the stuff in a shipment of regular figs and grapes.
"And school girls being one quarter boy and three quarters bird," he added with his dry chuckle, "they cannot help being orchard thieves ... and if there isn't an orchard to rob, why, they'll rob the loft where the apples are kept. And if the apples turn out not to be apples—why, then, no one is to blame!" Nevertheless, Miss Primrose was locked up in the room in the Guildhall reserved for prisoners of the better class, pending her trial on a charge of receiving contraband goods in the form of woven silk—the only charge, owing to the willful blindness of the law, on which she could be tried.
"And school girls being part boy and mostly bird," he added with a dry chuckle, "they can't help but be orchard thieves... and if there isn’t an orchard to raid, well, they'll just take from the loft where the apples are stored. And if the apples aren’t actually apples—well, then, no one’s really at fault!" Still, Miss Primrose was locked up in the room in the Guildhall designated for prisoners of a higher status, waiting for her trial on a charge of receiving stolen goods in the form of woven silk—the only charge, thanks to the stubborn ignorance of the law, for which she could be tried.
In the meantime a couple of the Yeomen, who had been scouring the country for Moonlove Honeysuckle, returned with the news that they had chased her as far as the Debatable Hills, and had last seen her scrambling like a goat up their sides. And no Dorimarite could be expected to follow her further.
In the meantime, a couple of the Yeomen, who had been searching the area for Moonlove Honeysuckle, came back with the news that they had tracked her as far as the Debatable Hills, and had last seen her climbing up the hills like a goat. No Dorimarite was expected to follow her any further.
A couple of days later the Yeomen sent to search for the other Crabapple Blossoms returned with similar news. All along the West Road they had heard rumours of a band of melancholy maidens flitting past to the sound of sad wild ditties. And, finally, they had come upon a goatherd who had seen them disappearing, like Moonlove, among the folds of the terrible hills.
A couple of days later, the Yeomen sent out to look for the other Crabapple Blossoms and came back with the same news. All along the West Road, they had heard rumors of a group of sorrowful maidens drifting by to the sound of sad folk songs. Finally, they found a goatherd who had seen them vanish, like Moonlove, among the folds of the daunting hills.
So there was nothing further to be done. The Crabapple Blossoms had by now surely perished in the Elfin Marches, or else vanished for ever into Fairyland.
So there was nothing more to be done. The Crabapple Blossoms had probably died in the Elfin Marches by now, or they had vanished forever into Fairyland.
These were sad days in Lud-in-the-Mist—all the big houses with their shutters down, the dancing halls and other places of amusement closed, sad, frightened faces in the streets—and, as if in sympathy with human things, the days shortening, the trees yellowing, and beginning to shed their leaves.
These were gloomy days in Lud-in-the-Mist—all the big houses had their shutters closed, the dance halls and other fun spots shut down, sad, scared faces in the streets—and, as if mirroring human emotions, the days were getting shorter, the trees were turning yellow, and starting to drop their leaves.
Endymion Leer was much in request—especially in the houses that had hitherto been closed to him. Now, he was in and out of them all day long, exhorting, comforting, advising. And wherever he went he managed to leave the impression that somehow or other Master Nathaniel Chanticleer was to blame for the whole business.
Endymion Leer was in high demand—particularly in the homes that had previously shut him out. Now, he was moving in and out of them all day, encouraging, soothing, and giving advice. And wherever he went, he somehow created the impression that Master Nathaniel Chanticleer was to blame for everything that had happened.
There was no doubt about it, Master Nathaniel, these days, was the most unpopular man in Lud-in-the-Mist.
There was no doubt about it, Master Nathaniel, these days, was the most unpopular man in Lud-in-the-Mist.
In the Senate he got nothing but sour looks from his colleagues; threats and insults were muttered behind him as he walked down the High Street; and one day, pausing at a street corner where a puppet-show was being exhibited, he found that he himself was the villain of the piece. For when the time-honoured climax was reached and the hero was belabouring the villain's wooden head with his cudgel, the falsetto voice of the concealed showman punctuated the blows with such comments as: "There, Nat Cock o' the Roost, is a black eye to you for small loaves ... and there's another for sour wine ... and there's a bloody nose to you for being too fond of papples and ares."
In the Senate, he only received cold stares from his peers; threats and insults were whispered behind him as he walked down the main street. One day, while stopping at a street corner where a puppet show was taking place, he noticed that he was the villain in the performance. When the expected climax occurred and the hero was hitting the villain's wooden head with his stick, the high-pitched voice of the hidden puppeteer added comments between the blows, like: "There, Nat Cock o' the Roost, here's a black eye for you for cheap bread... and there's another for bad wine... and there's a bloody nose for being too fond of apples and pears."
Here the showman changed his voice and said, "Please, sir, what are papples and ares?" "Ask Nat Cock o' the Roost," came the falsetto, "and he'll tell you they're apples and pears that come from across the hills!"
Here the showman changed his voice and said, "Excuse me, sir, what are papples and ares?" "Ask Nat Cock o' the Roost," came the high-pitched reply, "and he'll tell you they're apples and pears that come from over the hills!"
Most significant of all, for the first time since Master Nathaniel had been head of the family, Ebeneezor Prim did not come himself to wind the clocks. Ebeneezor was a paragon of dignity and respectability, and it was a joke in Lud society that you could not really be sure of your social status till he came to wind your clocks himself, instead of sending one of his apprentices.
Most importantly, for the first time since Master Nathaniel had led the family, Ebeneezor Prim did not personally come to wind the clocks. Ebeneezor was a model of dignity and respectability, and it was a running joke in Lud society that you could never be certain of your social status until he arrived to wind your clocks himself, rather than sending one of his apprentices.
However, the apprentice he sent to Master Nathaniel was almost as respectable looking as he was himself. He wore a neat black wig, and his expression was sanctimonious in the extreme, with the corners of his mouth turned down, like one of his master's clocks that had stopped at 7:25.
However, the apprentice he sent to Master Nathaniel looked almost as respectable as he did. He wore a tidy black wig, and his expression was extremely pious, with the corners of his mouth turned down, like one of his master's clocks that had stopped at 7:25.
Certainly a very respectable young man, and one who was evidently fully aware of the unsavoury rumours that were circulating concerning the house of Chanticleer; for he looked with such horror at the silly moon-face with its absurd revolving moustachios of Master Nathaniel's grandfather clock, and opened its mahogany body so gingerly, and, when he had adjusted its pendulum, wiped his fingers on his pocket handkerchief with such an expression of disgust, that the innocent timepiece might have been the wicked Mayor's familiar—a grotesque hobgoblin tabby cat, purring, and licking her whiskers after an obscene orgy of garbage.
Certainly a very respectable young man, who was clearly aware of the unpleasant rumors circulating about the Chanticleer house; for he looked with such horror at the silly moon-face and its ridiculous revolving mustaches of Master Nathaniel's grandfather clock, and opened its mahogany body so carefully. When he adjusted its pendulum, he wiped his fingers on his pocket handkerchief with such a look of disgust that the innocent timepiece might as well have been the wicked Mayor's familiar—a grotesque hobgoblin tabby cat, purring and licking its whiskers after an indecent feast of garbage.
But Master Nathaniel was indifferent to these manifestations of unpopularity. Let mental suffering be intense enough, and it becomes a sort of carminative.
But Master Nathaniel didn’t care about these signs of being unpopular. If mental suffering is intense enough, it turns into a kind of soothing remedy.
When the news first reached him of the flight of the Crabapple Blossoms he very nearly went off his head. Facts suddenly seemed to be becoming real.
When he first heard about the flight of the Crabapple Blossoms, he nearly lost his mind. The facts suddenly felt like they were becoming real.
For the first time in his life his secret shadowy fears began to solidify—to find a real focus; and the focus was Ranulph.
For the first time in his life, his hidden, shadowy fears started to take shape—they found a real target, and that target was Ranulph.
His first instinct was to fling municipal obligations to the winds and ride post-haste to the farm. But what would that serve after all? It would be merely playing into the hands of his enemies, and by his flight giving the public reason to think that the things that were said about him were true.
His first instinct was to throw away his city responsibilities and hurry to the farm. But what would that accomplish, really? It would just play into the hands of his enemies, giving the public a reason to believe the things being said about him were true.
It would be madness, too, to bring Ranulph back to Lud. Surely there was no place in Dorimare more fraught with danger for the boy these days than was the fairy fruit-stained town of Lud. He felt like a rat in a trap.
It would be crazy to bring Ranulph back to Lud. There’s no place in Dorimare more dangerous for the boy these days than the fairy fruit-stained town of Lud. He felt like a rat in a trap.
He continued to receive cheerful letters from Ranulph himself and good accounts of him from Luke Hempen, and gradually his panic turned into a sort of lethargic nightmare of fatalism, which seemed to free him from the necessity of taking action. It was as if the future were a treacly adhesive fluid that had been spilt all over the present, so that everything he touched made his fingers too sticky to be of the slightest use.
He kept getting upbeat letters from Ranulph and positive updates about him from Luke Hempen, and slowly, his anxiety shifted into a sort of numb nightmare of resignation, which made him feel like he didn’t need to do anything. It was as if the future was like a thick, sticky substance that had spilled all over the present, so that everything he touched made his fingers too sticky to be of any use.
He found no comfort in his own home. Dame Marigold, who had always cared for Prunella much more than for Ranulph, was in a condition of nervous prostration.
He found no comfort in his own home. Dame Marigold, who had always cared for Prunella much more than for Ranulph, was in a state of nervous exhaustion.
Each time the realization swept over her that Prunella had eaten fairy fruit and was either lost in the Elfin Marches or in Fairyland itself, she would be seized by nausea and violent attacks of vomiting.
Each time she realized that Prunella had eaten fairy fruit and was either lost in the Elfin Marches or in Fairyland itself, she would be overwhelmed by nausea and intense bouts of vomiting.
Indeed, the only moments of relief he knew were in pacing up and down his own pleached alley, or wandering in the Fields of Grammary. For the Fields of Grammary gave him a foretaste of death—the state that will turn one into a sort of object of art (that is to say if one is remembered by posterity) with all one's deeds and passions simplified, frozen into beauty; an absolutely silent thing that people gaze at, and that cannot in its turn gaze back at them.
Indeed, the only times he felt any relief were when he paced back and forth in his own garden or wandered through the Fields of Grammary. The Fields of Grammary offered him a glimpse of death—the condition that transforms a person into a kind of artwork (that is, if they are remembered by future generations), with all their actions and emotions simplified, frozen in beauty; a completely silent entity that people admire but that cannot, in turn, look back at them.
And the pleached alley brought him the peace of still life—life that neither moves nor suffers, but only grows in silence and slowly matures in secret.
And the woven pathway gave him the calm of a still life—life that neither moves nor suffers, but only grows quietly and gradually matures in secret.
The Silent People! How he would have liked to be one of them!
The Silent People! How much he would have loved to be one of them!
But sometimes, as he wandered in the late afternoon about the streets of the town, human beings themselves seemed to have found the secret of still life. For at that hour all living things seemed to cease from functioning. The tradesmen would stand at the doors of their shops staring with vacant eyes down the street—as detached from business as the flowers in the gardens, which looked as if they too were resting after their day's work and peeping idly out from between their green shutters.
But sometimes, as he strolled through the town in the late afternoon, people seemed to have discovered the secret of still life. At that time, all living things appeared to stop functioning. The shopkeepers would stand at their doorways, staring blankly down the street—just as detached from work as the flowers in the gardens, which looked like they were also resting after a long day and peeking lazily out from between their green leaves.
And lads who were taking their sweethearts for a row on the Dapple would look at them with unseeing eyes, while the maidens gazed into the distance and trailed their hands absently in the water.
And guys who were taking their girlfriends for a ride on the Dapple would look at them blankly, while the girls stared into the distance and absentmindedly trailed their hands in the water.
Even the smithy, with its group of loungers at its open door, watching the swing and fall of the smith's hammer and the lurid red light illuminating his face, might have been no more than a tent at a fair where holiday makers were watching a lion tamer or the feats of a professional strong man; for at that desultory hour the play of muscles, the bending of resisting things to a human will, the taming of fire, a creature more beautiful and dangerous than any lion, seemed merely an entertaining spectacle that served no useful purpose.
Even the blacksmith shop, with a group of onlookers at its open door, watching the rise and fall of the blacksmith's hammer and the bright red light illuminating his face, could have been just a booth at a fair where people were watching a lion tamer or the tricks of a professional strongman; for at that random hour, the display of muscles, the bending of tough materials to a human will, the control of fire—a being more beautiful and dangerous than any lion—seemed just an entertaining show that had no real purpose.
The very noises of the street—the rattle of wheels, a lad whistling, a pedlar crying his wares—seemed to come from far away, to be as disembodied and remote from the activities of man as is the song of the birds.
The sounds of the street—the clatter of wheels, a kid whistling, a vendor shouting about his goods—felt distant, as disconnected and remote from human activity as the song of the birds.
And if there was still some bustle in the High Street it was as soothing as that of a farmyard. And the whole street—houses, cobbles, and all—might almost have been fashioned out of growing things cut by man into patterns, as is a formal garden. So that Master Nathaniel would wander, at that hour, between its rows of shops and houses, as if between the thick green walls of a double hedge of castellated box, or down the golden tunnel of his own pleached alley.
And if there was still some activity in the High Street, it felt as calming as a farmyard. The entire street—buildings, cobblestones, and everything—seemed almost to have been shaped from living things organized by people into designs, like a formal garden. So, at that time of day, Master Nathaniel would stroll between its rows of shops and houses, as if walking through the lush green walls of a double hedge or down the golden path of his own trimmed alley.
If life in Lud-in-the-Mist could always be like that there would be no need to die.
If life in Lud-in-the-Mist could always be like that, there would be no reason to die.
CHAPTER X
HEMPIE'S SONG
There were days, however, when even the silent things did not soothe Master Nathaniel; when the condition described by Ranulph as the imprisoning of all one's being into a space as narrow as a tooth, whence it irradiates waves of agony, became so overwhelming, that he was unconscious of the external world.
There were days, though, when even the quiet things didn't calm Master Nathaniel; when the state that Ranulph described as the entrapment of one's entire existence into a space as small as a tooth, from which waves of pain radiated, became so intense that he lost awareness of the outside world.
One late afternoon, a prey to this mood, he was mooning about the Fields of Grammary.
One late afternoon, caught up in this mood, he was wandering around the Fields of Grammary.
In the epitaphs on the tombstone one could read the history of Dorimarite sensibility from the quiet poignancy of those dating from the days of the Dukes—"Eglantine mourns for Endymion, who was Alive and now is Dead;" or "During her Life Ambrose often dreamed that Forget-Me-Not was Dead. This Time he woke up and found that it was True"—followed by the peaceful records of industry and prosperity of the early days of the Republic, down to the cheap cynicism of recent times—for instance, "Here lies Hyacinth Quirkscuttle, weaver, who stretched his life as he was wont to do the list of his cloth far beyond its natural limits, and, to the great regret of his family, died at the age of XCIX."
On the tombstone epitaphs, you could read the history of Dorimarite sensibility, starting from the quiet sadness of those from the days of the Dukes—"Eglantine mourns for Endymion, who was Alive and now is Dead;" or "During his Life, Ambrose often dreamed that Forget-Me-Not was Dead. This Time he woke up to find it was True"—followed by the peaceful accounts of industry and prosperity from the early days of the Republic, down to the cheap cynicism of recent times—for example, "Here lies Hyacinth Quirkscuttle, weaver, who stretched his life just like he stretched the list of his cloth far beyond its natural limits, and, much to his family's regret, died at the age of XCIX."
But, that afternoon, even his favourite epitaph, the one about the old baker, Ebeneezor Spike, who had provided the citizens of Lud-in-the-Mist with fresh sweet loaves for sixty years, was powerless to comfort Master Nathaniel.
But that afternoon, even his favorite epitaph—the one about the old baker, Ebeneezor Spike, who had provided the citizens of Lud-in-the-Mist with fresh sweet loaves for sixty years—was powerless to comfort Master Nathaniel.
Indeed, so strangled was he in the coils of his melancholy that the curious fact of the door of his family chapel being ajar caused in him nothing but a momentary, muffled surprise.
Indeed, he was so overwhelmed by his sadness that the strange sight of the door to his family chapel being slightly open brought him nothing more than a brief, muted surprise.
The chapel of the Chanticleers was one of the loveliest monuments of Lud. It was built of rose-coloured marble, with delicately fluted pillars, and worked in low relief with the flowers and panic stricken fugitives, so common in the old art of Dorimare. Indeed, it looked like an exquisite little pleasure-house; and tradition said that this it had originally been—one of Duke Aubrey's, in fact. And it certainly was in accordance with his legend to make a graveyard the scene of his revels.
The chapel of the Chanticleers was one of the most beautiful landmarks in Lud. It was made of pink marble, featuring elegantly fluted pillars, and intricately designed with flowers and fleeing figures, typical of the old art of Dorimare. In fact, it resembled a charming little getaway; and tradition claimed that it had originally served that purpose—specifically one of Duke Aubrey's retreats. It certainly matched his legend that he would turn a graveyard into the backdrop for his celebrations.
No one ever entered except Master Nathaniel and his household to fill it with flowers on the anniversaries of his parents' death. Nevertheless, the door was certainly ajar.
No one ever went in except Master Nathaniel and his household to fill it with flowers on the anniversaries of his parents' passing. Still, the door was definitely ajar.
The only comment he made to himself was to suppose that the pious Hempie had been up that day to commemorate some anniversary, remembered only by herself, in the lives of her dead master and mistress, and had forgotten to lock it up again.
The only thought he had was to assume that the devout Hempie had gotten up that day to mark some anniversary, remembered only by her, in the lives of her deceased master and mistress, and had forgotten to lock it up again.
Drearily he wandered to the western wall and gazed down upon Lud-in-the-Mist, and so drugged was he with despair that at first he was incapable of reacting in the slightest degree to what his eyes were seeing.
Dully, he walked to the western wall and looked down at Lud-in-the-Mist, and he was so overwhelmed by despair that at first he couldn’t react at all to what he was seeing.
Then, just as sometimes the flowing of the Dapple was reflected in the trunks of the beeches that grew on its banks, so that an element that looked as if it were half water, half light, seemed rippling down them in ceaseless zones—so did the objects he saw beneath him begin to be reflected in fancies, rippling down the hard, unyielding fabric of his woe; the red-roofed houses scattered about the side of the hill looked as if they were crowding helter-skelter to the harbour, eager to turn ships themselves and sail away—a flock of clumsy ducks on a lake of swans; the houses beyond the harbour seemed to be preening themselves preparatory to having their portrait taken. The chimneys were casting becoming velvet shadows on the high-pitched slanting roofs. The belfries seemed to be standing on tiptoe behind the houses—like tall serving lads, who, unbeknown to their masters, have succeeded in squeezing themselves into the family group.
Then, just like the way the flow of the Dapple was mirrored in the trunks of the beeches along its banks, creating a blend of water and light that seemed to ripple down them endlessly—so did the things he saw below start to reflect in his thoughts, rippling down the tough, unyielding fabric of his sorrow; the red-roofed houses scattered across the hillside looked like they were hurrying chaotically to the harbor, eager to transform into ships and sail away—a bunch of awkward ducks in a lake of swans; the houses beyond the harbor seemed to be fluffing themselves up, getting ready for a photo shoot. The chimneys cast flattering velvet shadows on the steep, slanted roofs. The belfries appeared to be standing on tiptoe behind the houses—like tall servers who, unbeknownst to their bosses, have managed to squeeze themselves into the family photo.
Or, perhaps, the houses were more like a flock of barn-door fowls, of different shapes and sizes, crowding up at the hen wife's "Chick! chick! chick!" to be fed at sunset.
Or, maybe, the houses were more like a flock of chickens, varying in shapes and sizes, gathering at the caretaker's "Chick! chick! chick!" to be fed at sunset.
Anyhow, however innocent they might look, they were the repositories of whatever dark secrets Lud might contain. Houses counted among the Silent People. Walls have ears, but no tongue. Houses, trees, the dead—they tell no tales.
Anyhow, no matter how innocent they might seem, they held whatever dark secrets Lud might have. Houses were part of the Silent People. Walls have ears, but no voice. Houses, trees, the dead—they don’t tell stories.
His eye travelled beyond the town to the country that lay beyond, and rested on the fields of poppies and golden stubble, the smoke of distant hamlets, the great blue ribbon of the Dawl, the narrow one of the Dapple—one coming from the north, one from the west, but, for some miles beyond Lud-in-the-Mist, seeming to flow in parallel lines, so that their convergence at the harbour struck one as a geometrical miracle.
His gaze moved past the town to the countryside beyond and settled on the fields of poppies and golden stubble, the smoke from distant villages, the wide blue ribbon of the Dawl, and the narrow one of the Dapple—one coming from the north, the other from the west. For several miles beyond Lud-in-the-Mist, they appeared to flow in parallel lines, making their meet at the harbor seem like a geometric miracle.
Once more he began to feel the balm of silent things, and seemed to catch a glimpse of that still, quiet landscape the future, after he himself had died.
Once again, he started to feel the comfort of silent things and seemed to catch a glimpse of that calm, quiet landscape of the future, after he himself had passed away.
And yet ... there was that old superstition of the thraldom in Fairyland, the labour in the fields of gillyflowers.
And yet ... there was that old superstition about being trapped in Fairyland, the work in the fields of gillyflowers.
No, no. Old Ebeneezor Spike was not a thrall in Fairyland.
No, no. Old Ebenezer Spike was not a servant in Fairyland.
He left the Fields of Grammary in a gentler mood of melancholy than the frost-bound despair in which he had gone there.
He left the Fields of Grammary in a softer mood of sadness than the frozen despair he had felt when he arrived.
When he got home he found Dame Marigold sitting dejectedly in the parlour, her hands lying limply on her lap, and she had had the fire already lighted although evening had not yet set in.
When he got home, he found Dame Marigold sitting sadly in the living room, her hands resting weakly on her lap, and she had already lit the fire even though it wasn't evening yet.
She was very white, and there were violet shadows under her eyes.
She was very pale, and there were purple shadows under her eyes.
Master Nathaniel stood silently at the door for a few seconds watching her.
Master Nathaniel stood quietly at the door for a few seconds, watching her.
There came into his head the lines of an old song of Dorimare:—
There came to his mind the lyrics of an old song from Dorimare:—
And suddenly he saw her with the glamour on her that used to madden him in the days of his courtship, the glamour of something that is delicate, and shadowy, and far-away—the glamour that lets loose the lust of the body of a man for the soul of a woman.
And suddenly he saw her with the allure that used to drive him crazy during their dating days, the allure of something delicate, mysterious, and distant—the allure that ignites a man's physical desire for a woman's soul.
"Marigold," he said in a low voice.
"Marigold," he said softly.
Her lips curled in a little contemptuous smile: "Well, Nat, have you been out baying the moon, and chasing your own shadow?"
Her lips twisted into a slight, disdainful smile: "So, Nat, have you been out howling at the moon and chasing your own shadow?"
"Marigold!" and he came and leaned over the back of her chair.
"Marigold!" he called as he came and leaned over the back of her chair.
She started violently. Then she cried in a voice, half petulant, half apologetic, "I'm sorry! But, you know, I can't bear having the back of my neck touched! Oh, Nat, what a sentimental old thing you are!"
She jumped up abruptly. Then she said, in a tone that was part whiny, part sorry, "I'm sorry! But, you know, I really can't stand having the back of my neck touched! Oh, Nat, what a sentimental old softie you are!"
And then it all began over again—the vain repinings, the veiled reproaches; while the desire to make him wince struggled for the ascendancy with the habit of mercy, engendered by years of a mild, slightly contemptuous tenderness.
And then it all started over again—the pointless longing, the subtle accusations; while the urge to make him flinch battled against the instinct to be merciful, developed from years of gentle, slightly dismissive affection.
Her attitude to the calamity was one of physical disgust, mingled with petulance, a sense of ill-usage, and, incredible though it may seem, a sense of its ridiculous aspect.
Her reaction to the disaster was one of physical disgust, mixed with annoyance, a feeling of being mistreated, and, astonishing as it may sound, an awareness of its absurdity.
Occasionally she would stop shuddering, to make some such remark as: "Oh, dear! I can't help wishing that old Primrose herself had gone off with them, and that I could have seen her prancing to the fiddle and screeching like an old love-sick tabby cat."
Occasionally, she would stop shuddering to say something like: "Oh, man! I really wish that old Primrose had gone with them, and I could have seen her dancing to the fiddle and screeching like an old lovesick cat."
Finally Master Nathaniel could stand it no longer. He sprang to his feet, exclaiming violently: "Marigold, you madden me! You're ... you're not a woman. I believe what you need is some of that fruit yourself. I've a good mind to get some, and force it down your throat!"
Finally, Master Nathaniel could stand it no longer. He jumped to his feet, exclaiming angrily: "Marigold, you drive me crazy! You're ... you're not a woman. I think what you need is some of that fruit yourself. I'm really tempted to get some and shove it down your throat!"
But it was an outrageous thing to have said. And no sooner were the words out of his mouth than he would have given a hundred pounds to have them unsaid.
But that was an outrageous thing to say. As soon as the words left his mouth, he would have given a hundred pounds to take them back.
What had taken his tongue! It was as if an old trusty watch-dog had suddenly gone mad and bitten him.
What had taken his words! It was as if a loyal old watchdog had suddenly gone crazy and bitten him.
But he could stay no longer in the parlour, and face her cold, disgusted stare. So, sheepishly mumbling an apology, he left the room.
But he couldn't stay in the living room any longer, facing her cold, disgusted glare. So, awkwardly mumbling an apology, he left the room.
Where should he go? Not to the pipe-room. He could not face the prospect of his own company. So he went upstairs and knocked at Hempie's door.
Where should he go? Not to the pipe room. He couldn't stand the thought of being alone with himself. So, he went upstairs and knocked on Hempie's door.
However much in childhood a man may have loved his nurse, it is seldom that, after he has grown up, he does not feel ill at ease and rather bored when he is with her. A relationship that has become artificial, and connected, on one side, with a sense of duty rather than with spontaneous affection, is always an uncomfortable one.
However much a man may have loved his nurse in childhood, it's rare that, once he has grown up, he doesn’t feel uneasy and a bit bored around her. A relationship that has turned artificial, and is, on one hand, linked to a sense of duty instead of genuine affection, is always an awkward one.
And, for the nurse, it is particularly bitter when it is the magnanimous enemy—the wife—who has to keep her "boy" up to his duty.
And for the nurse, it's especially painful when it's the noble enemy—the wife—who has to keep her "boy" on track with his responsibilities.
For years Dame Marigold had had to say at intervals, "Nat, have you been up to see Hempie lately?" or "Nat, Hempie has lost one of her brothers. Do go and tell her you're sorry."
For years, Dame Marigold had to say from time to time, "Nat, have you visited Hempie lately?" or "Nat, Hempie lost one of her brothers. Please go and let her know you’re sorry."
So, when Master Nathaniel found himself in the gay little room, he felt awkward and tongue-tied, and was too depressed to have recourse to the somewhat laboured facetiousness with which he was in the habit of greeting the old woman.
So, when Master Nathaniel found himself in the cheerful little room, he felt awkward and at a loss for words, and was too down to rely on the somewhat forced humor he usually used to greet the old woman.
She was engaged in darning his stockings, and she indignantly showed him a particularly big hole, shaking her head, and exclaiming, "There never was a man so hard on his stockings as you, Master Nat! I'd very much like to find out before I die what you do to them; and Master Ranulph is every bit as bad."
She was busy repairing his socks and angrily pointed out a especially large hole, shaking her head and exclaiming, "There’s never been a guy so rough on his socks as you, Master Nat! I really want to figure out what you do to them before I die; and Master Ranulph is just as bad."
"Well, Hempie, as I always say, you've no right to blame me if my stockings go into holes, seeing that it's you who knitted them," retorted Master Nathaniel automatically.
"Well, Hempie, like I always say, you can't blame me if my stockings get holes since you’re the one who knitted them," Master Nathaniel shot back automatically.
For years Hempie's scolding about the condition in which she found his stockings had elicited this reply. But, after these days of nightmare, there was something reassuring in discovering that there were still people in the world sane enough, and with quiet enough minds, to be put out by the holes in a pair of worsted stockings.
For years, Hempie's complaints about the state of his stockings had prompted this response. But after these days of nightmares, it was comforting to find that there were still people in the world who were sane enough and clear-minded enough to be bothered by the holes in a pair of wool stockings.
Hempie had, indeed, taken the news of the Crabapple Blossoms very calmly. It was true she had never cared very much for Prunella, maintaining always that "she was just her mother over again." All the same, Prunella remained Master Nathaniel's daughter and Ranulph's sister, and hence had a certain borrowed preciousness in the eyes of Hempie. Nevertheless she had refused to indulge in lamentations, and had preserved on the subject a rather grim silence.
Hempie had indeed taken the news about the Crabapple Blossoms very calmly. It was true she had never really cared much for Prunella, always insisting that "she was just her mother all over again." Still, Prunella was Master Nathaniel's daughter and Ranulph's sister, which gave her a certain borrowed significance in Hempie's eyes. Nonetheless, she had refused to express any sorrow and had maintained a rather grim silence on the subject.
His eye roved restlessly over the familiar room. It was certainly a pleasant one—fantastic and exquisitely neat. "Neat as a Fairy's parlour"—the old Dorimarite expression came unbidden to his mind.
His gaze wandered restlessly around the familiar room. It was definitely a nice one—fantastic and incredibly tidy. "Tidy as a fairy's parlor"—the old Dorimarite saying popped into his head.
There was a bowl of autumn roses on the table, faintly scenting the air with the hospitable, poetic perfume that is like a welcome to a little house with green shutters and gay chintzes and lavender-scented sheets. But the host who welcomes you is dead, the house itself no longer stands except in your memory—it is the cry of the cock turned into perfume. Are there bowls of roses in the Fairies' parlours?
There was a bowl of autumn roses on the table, softly scenting the air with a warm, poetic fragrance that feels like an invitation to a cozy house with green shutters, cheerful fabrics, and lavender-scented sheets. But the host who would greet you is gone, and the house itself only exists in your memory—it’s like the call of a rooster transformed into a scent. Are there bowls of roses in the Fairies' parlors?
"I say, Hempie, these are new, aren't they?" he said, pointing to a case of shells on the chimney-piece—very strange shells, as thin as butterfly's wings and as brightly coloured. And, as well, there were porcelain pots, which looked as if they had been made out of the petals of poppies and orchids, nor could their strange shapes ever have been turned on a potter's wheel in Dorimare.
"I say, Hempie, these are new, right?" he said, pointing to a case of shells on the mantelpiece—very strange shells, as thin as butterfly wings and as brightly colored. There were also porcelain pots that looked like they were made from the petals of poppies and orchids, and their unusual shapes could never have been crafted on a potter's wheel in Dorimare.
Then he gave a low whistle, and, pointing to a horse-shoe of pure gold, nailed on to the wall, he added, "And that, too! I'll swear I've never seen it before. Has your ship come in, Hempie?"
Then he let out a low whistle and, pointing to a horseshoe made of pure gold nailed to the wall, he added, "And that too! I swear I’ve never seen it before. Has your ship come in, Hempie?"
The old woman looked up placidly from her darning: "Oh! these came when my poor brother died and the old home was broken up. I'm glad to have them, as I never remember a time when they weren't in the old kitchen at home. I often think it's strange how bits of chiney and brittle stuff like that lives on, long after solid flesh and bone has turned to dust. And it's a queer thing, Master Nat, as one gets old, how one lives among the dumb. Bits of chiney ... and the Silent People," and she wiped a couple of tears from her eyes.
The old woman looked up calmly from her darning: "Oh! These came when my poor brother died and the old home was broken up. I'm glad to have them, as I can’t remember a time when they weren't in the old kitchen at home. I often think it's strange how pieces of china and fragile stuff like that last long after solid flesh and bone have turned to dust. And it's a strange thing, Master Nat, as you get older, how you find yourself living among the silent. Pieces of china ... and the Silent People," and she wiped a couple of tears from her eyes.
Then she added, "Where these old bits of things came from I never rightly knew. I suppose the horse-shoe's valuable, but even in bad harvests my poor father would never turn it into money. He used to say that it had been above our door in his father's time, and in his grandfather's time, and it had best stay there. I shouldn't wonder if he thought it had been dropped by Duke Aubrey's horse. And as for the shells and pots ... when we were children, we used always to whisper that they came from beyond the hills."
Then she added, "I never really knew where these old bits came from. I guess the horseshoe is valuable, but even during bad harvests, my poor dad would never sell it. He used to say it had been above our door since his dad's time, and even his granddad's, and it should stay there. I wouldn't be surprised if he thought it had been dropped by Duke Aubrey's horse. And as for the shells and pots... when we were kids, we always whispered that they came from beyond the hills."
Master Nathaniel gave a start, and stared at her in amazement.
Master Nathaniel jumped and stared at her in shock.
"From beyond the hills?" he repeated, in a low, horrified voice.
"From beyond the hills?" he repeated, in a quiet, shocked voice.
"Aye, and why not?" cried Hempie, undaunted. "I was country-bred, Master Nat, and I learned not to mind the smell of a fox or of a civet cat ... or of a Fairy. They're mischievous creatures, I daresay, and best left alone. But though we can't always pick and choose our neighbours, neighbourliness is a virtue all the same. For my part, I'd never have chosen the Fairies for my neighbours—but they were chosen for me. And we must just make the best of them."
"Aye, and why not?" shouted Hempie, unbothered. "I grew up in the countryside, Master Nat, and I learned to not mind the smell of a fox or a civet cat ... or a Fairy. They're tricky little things, I must say, and it's best to leave them alone. But even if we can't always select our neighbors, being neighborly is still a good thing. As for me, I would never have picked the Fairies as my neighbors—but they were picked for me. So we just have to make the best of it."
"By the Sun, Moon, and Stars, Hempie!" cried Master Nathaniel in a horrified voice, "you don't know what you're talking about, you...."
"By the Sun, Moon, and Stars, Hempie!" cried Master Nathaniel in a horrified voice, "you don't know what you're talking about, you...."
"Now, Master Nat, don't you try on your hoighty-toighty-his-Worship-the-Mayor-of-Lud-in-the-Mist-knock-you-down-and-be-thankful-for-small-mercies ways with me!" cried Hempie, shaking her fist at him. "I know very well what I'm talking about. Long, long ago I made up my mind about certain things. But a good nurse must keep her mind to herself—if it's not the same as that of her master and mistress. So I never let on to you when you were a little boy, nor to Master Ranulph neither, what I thought about these things. But I've never held with fennel and such like. If folks know they're not wanted, it just makes them all the more anxious to come—be they Fairies or Dorimarites. It's just because we're all so scared of our neighbours that we get bamboozled by them. And I've always held that a healthy stomach could digest anything—even fairy fruit. Look at my boy, now, at Ranulph—young Luke writes he's never looked so bonny. No, fairy fruit nor nothing else can poison a clean stomach."
"Now, Master Nat, don’t you try your high-and-mighty Mayor of Lud-in-the-Mist act on me!" Hempie shouted, shaking her fist at him. "I know exactly what I’m talking about. A long time ago, I decided on certain things. But a good nurse has to keep her thoughts to herself—if they don’t align with her employer’s. So I never let you know when you were a little boy, nor did I share my thoughts with Master Ranulph. But I’ve never agreed with fennel and stuff like that. If people know they’re not welcome, it just makes them more eager to come—whether they’re Fairies or Dorimarites. It’s just because we’re all so frightened of our neighbors that we get fooled by them. And I’ve always believed that a healthy stomach can handle anything—even fairy fruit. Look at my boy, Ranulph—young Luke writes that he’s never looked so good. No, fairy fruit or anything else can poison a clean stomach."
"I see," said Master Nathaniel drily. He was fighting against the sense of comfort that, in spite of himself, her words were giving him. "And are you quite happy, too, about Prunella?"
"I get it," Master Nathaniel said dryly. He was struggling against the sense of comfort that, despite himself, her words were giving him. "And are you also happy about Prunella?"
"Well, and even if I'm not," retorted Hempie, "where's the good of crying, and retching, and belching, all day long, like your lady downstairs? Life has its sad side, and we must take the rough with the smooth. Why, maids have died on their marriage eve, or, what's worse, bringing their first baby into the world, and the world's wagged on all the same. Life's sad enough, in all conscience, but there's nothing to be frightened about in it or to turn one's stomach. I was country-bred, and as my old granny used to say, 'There's no clock like the sun and no calendar like the stars.' And why? Because it gets one used to the look of Time. There's no bogey from over the hills that scares one like Time. But when one's been used all one's life to seeing him naked, as it were, instead of shut up in a clock, like he is in Lud, one learns that he is as quiet and peaceful as an old ox dragging the plough. And to watch Time teaches one to sing. They say the fruit from over the hills makes one sing. I've never tasted so much as a sherd of it, but for all that I can sing."
"Well, even if I’m not," Hempie shot back, "what’s the point of crying, gagging, and burping all day like your lady downstairs? Life has its ups and downs, and we have to take the good with the bad. You know, some maids have died on their wedding eve, or, even worse, while giving birth to their first child, and life keeps going regardless. Life is hard enough, honestly, but there’s nothing to be scared of or to make you feel sick about. I grew up in the country, and as my grandma used to say, 'There’s no clock like the sun and no calendar like the stars.' And why’s that? Because it helps you get used to the look of Time. There’s no scary monster from over the hills that frightens you like Time does. But when you’ve seen it for what it is your entire life, instead of locked away in a clock, like it is in Lud, you learn that it’s as calm and steady as an old ox pulling a plow. And watching Time teaches you to sing. They say the fruit from over the hills makes you sing. I’ve never tasted even a piece of it, but I can still sing."
Suddenly, all the pent-up misery and fear of the last thirty years seemed to be loosening in Master Nathaniel's heart—he was sobbing, and Hempie, with triumphant tenderness, was stroking his hands and murmuring soothing words, as she had done when he was a little boy.
Suddenly, all the stored-up misery and fear of the last thirty years seemed to be releasing in Master Nathaniel's heart—he was crying, and Hempie, with triumphant tenderness, was stroking his hands and saying comforting words, just like she did when he was a little boy.
When his sobs had spent themselves, he sat down on a stool at her feet, and, leaning his head against her knees, said, "Sing to me, Hempie."
When his sobs had faded away, he sat down on a stool at her feet and, resting his head against her knees, said, "Sing to me, Hempie."
"Sing to you, my dear? And what shall I sing to you? My voice isn't what it once was ... well, there's that old song—'Columbine,' I think they call it—that they always seem singing in the streets these days—that's got a pretty tune."
"Sing to you, my dear? What should I sing? My voice isn't what it used to be... well, there's that old song—'Columbine,' I believe it's called—that everyone seems to be singing in the streets these days—that has a nice melody."
And in a voice, cracked and sweet, like an old spinet, she began to sing:
And in a voice, cracked and sweet, like an old piano, she started to sing:
As she sang, Master Nathaniel again heard the Note. But, strange to say, this time it held no menace. It was as quiet as trees and pictures and the past, as soothing as the drip of water, as peaceful as the lowing of cows returning to the byre at sunset.
As she sang, Master Nathaniel once more heard the Note. But, oddly enough, this time it carried no threat. It was as calm as trees and images and memories, as comforting as the sound of dripping water, as tranquil as the mooing of cows heading back to the barn at sunset.
CHAPTER XI
A STRONGER ANTIDOTE THAN REASON
Master Nathaniel sat at his old nurse's feet for some minutes after she had stopped singing. Both his limbs and his mind seemed to be bathed in a cool, refreshing pool.
Master Nathaniel sat at his old nurse's feet for a few minutes after she had finished singing. Both his body and mind felt like they were immersed in a cool, refreshing pool.
So Endymion Leer and Hempie had reached by very different paths the same conclusion—that, after all, there was nothing to be frightened about; that, neither in sky, sea, nor earth was there to be found a cavern dark and sinister enough to serve as a lair for IT—his secret fear.
So Endymion Leer and Hempie had arrived at the same conclusion through very different routes—that, ultimately, there was nothing to be afraid of; that, in the sky, sea, or land, there wasn’t a dark and sinister cave suitable enough to hide IT—his hidden fear.
Yes, but there were facts as well as shadows. Against facts Hempie had given him no charm. Supposing that what had happened to Prunella should happen to Ranulph? That he should vanish for ever across the Debatable Hills.
Yes, but there were facts as well as shadows. Hempie had no magic against the facts. What if what happened to Prunella happened to Ranulph? What if he disappeared forever beyond the Debatable Hills?
But it had not happened yet—nor should it happen as long as Ranulph's father had wits and muscles.
But it hadn’t happened yet—nor should it happen as long as Ranulph's father had brains and strength.
He might be a poor, useless creature when menaced by the figments of his own fancy. But, by the Golden Apples of the West, he would no longer sit there shaking at shadows, while, perhaps, realities were mustering their battalions against Ranulph.
He might be a pathetic, useless being when threatened by the products of his own imagination. But, by the Golden Apples of the West, he would no longer sit there trembling at shadows while, maybe, real threats were gathering their forces against Ranulph.
It was for him to see that Dorimare became a country that his son could live in in security.
It was his responsibility to ensure that Dorimare became a country where his son could live safely.
It was as if he had suddenly seen something white and straight—a road or a river—cutting through a sombre, moonlit landscape. And the straight, white thing was his own will to action.
It was like he had suddenly spotted something white and straight—a road or a river—traversing a dark, moonlit landscape. And that straight, white thing was his own determination to take action.
He sprang to his feet and took two or three paces up and down the room.
He jumped to his feet and paced a few steps back and forth in the room.
"But I tell you, Hempie," he cried, as if continuing a conversation, "they're all against me. How can I work by myself! They're all against me, I say."
"But I tell you, Hempie," he shouted, as if picking up a conversation, "they're all against me. How can I work alone! They're all against me, I tell you."
"Get along with you, Master Nat!" jeered Hempie tenderly. "You were always one to think folks were against you. When you were a little boy it was always, 'You're not cross with me, Hempie, are you?' and peering up at me with your little anxious eyes—and there was me with no more idea of being cross with you than of jumping over the moon!"
"Come on, Master Nat!" Hempie teased gently. "You’ve always thought people were against you. When you were a kid, it was always, 'You’re not mad at me, are you, Hempie?' and you’d look up at me with those worried little eyes—and here I was, with no intention of being mad at you at all!"
"But, I tell you, they are all against me," he cried impatiently. "They blame me for what has happened, and Ambrose was so insulting that I had to tell him never to put his foot into my house again."
"But, I'm telling you, they're all against me," he exclaimed impatiently. "They blame me for what's happened, and Ambrose was so rude that I had to tell him never to step foot in my house again."
"Well, it isn't the first time you and Master Ambrose have quarrelled—and it won't be the first time you make it up again. It was, 'Hempie, Brosie won't play fair!' or 'Hempie, it's my turn for a ride on the donkey, and Nat won't let me!' And then, in a few minutes, it was all over and forgotten. So you must just step across to Master Ambrose's, and walk in as if nothing had happened, and, you'll see, he'll be as pleased as Punch to see you."
"Well, this isn’t the first time you and Master Ambrose have had a fight—and it won’t be the last time you patch things up. It was always, ‘Hempie, Brosie won’t play fair!’ or ‘Hempie, it’s my turn to ride the donkey, and Nat won’t let me!’ And then, in just a few minutes, it was all over and forgotten. So you should just head over to Master Ambrose’s and walk in like nothing happened, and you’ll see, he’ll be really happy to see you."
As he listened, he realized that it would be very pleasant to put his pride in his pocket and rush off to Ambrose and say that he was willing to admit anything that Ambrose chose—that he was a hopelessly inefficient Mayor, that his slothfulness during these past months had been criminal—even, if Ambrose insisted, that he was an eater of, and smuggler of, and receiver of, fairy fruit, all rolled into one—if only Ambrose would make friends again.
As he listened, he realized it would be really nice to swallow his pride and hurry over to Ambrose to say he was ready to admit anything Ambrose wanted— that he was a totally ineffective Mayor, that his laziness over the past few months had been terrible—even, if Ambrose pushed, that he was a consumer, smuggler, and receiver of fairy fruit all in one—if only Ambrose would be friends again.
Pride and resentment are not indigenous to the human heart; and perhaps it is due to the gardener's innate love of the exotic that we take such pains to make them thrive.
Pride and resentment aren't natural to the human heart; and maybe it's because of our deep appreciation for the extraordinary that we go to such lengths to make them flourish.
But Master Nathaniel was a self-indulgent man, and ever ready to sacrifice both dignity and expediency to the pleasure of yielding to a sentimental velleity.
But Master Nathaniel was a self-indulgent man, always ready to sacrifice both dignity and practicality for the pleasure of giving in to a sentimental impulse.
"By the Golden Apples of the West, Hempie," he cried joyfully, "you're right! I'll dash across to Ambrose's before I'm a minute older," and he made eagerly for the door.
"By the Golden Apples of the West, Hempie," he exclaimed happily, "you're right! I'll race over to Ambrose's before I wait another minute," and he hurried toward the door.
On the threshold he suddenly remembered how he had seen the door of his chapel ajar, and he paused to ask Hempie if she had been up there recently, and had forgotten to lock it.
On the threshold, he suddenly remembered seeing the door of his chapel slightly open, and he stopped to ask Hempie if she had been up there recently and had forgotten to lock it.
But she had not been there since early spring.
But she hadn't been there since early spring.
"That's odd!" said Master Nathaniel.
"That's strange!" said Master Nathaniel.
And then he dismissed the matter from his mind, in the exhilarating prospect of "making up" with Ambrose.
And then he pushed the issue out of his mind, excited about the possibility of "making up" with Ambrose.
It is curious what tricks a quarrel, or even a short absence, can play with our mental picture of even our most intimate friends. A few minutes later, as Master Ambrose looked at his old playmate standing at the door, grinning a little sheepishly, he felt as if he had just awakened from a nightmare. This was not "the most criminally negligent Mayor with whom the town of Lud-in-the-Mist had ever been cursed;" still less was it the sinister figure evoked by Endymion Leer. It was just queer old Nat, whom he had known all his life.
It’s interesting how a fight, or even a brief absence, can mess with our perception of even our closest friends. A few minutes later, as Master Ambrose looked at his old playmate standing at the door, looking a bit sheepish, he felt like he had just woken up from a bad dream. This wasn’t "the most criminally negligent Mayor that the town of Lud-in-the-Mist had ever been stuck with;" let alone the creepy image conjured by Endymion Leer. It was just strange old Nat, whom he had known his whole life.
Just as on a map of the country round Lud, in the zig-zagging lines he could almost see the fish and rushes of the streams they represented, could almost count the milestones on the straight lines that stood for roads; so, with regard to the face of his old friend—every pucker and wrinkle was so familiar that he felt he could have told you every one of the jokes and little worries of which they were the impress.
Just like looking at a map of the area around Lud, he could almost see the fish and reeds of the streams represented by its zig-zagging lines and could nearly count the milestones marking the straight roads. Similarly, with his old friend's face—every line and wrinkle was so familiar that he felt he could recount every joke and minor worry that had left its mark.
Master Nathaniel, still grinning a little sheepishly, stuck out his hand. Master Ambrose frowned, blew his nose, tried to look severe, and then grasped the hand. And they stood there fully two minutes, wringing each other's hand, and laughing and blinking to keep away the tears.
Master Nathaniel, still grinning a bit sheepishly, reached out his hand. Master Ambrose frowned, blew his nose, tried to look serious, and then shook his hand. They stood there for a full two minutes, shaking each other's hand, laughing and blinking to hold back the tears.
And then Master Ambrose said, "Come into the pipe-room, Nat, and try a glass of my new flower-in-amber. You old rascal, I believe it was that that brought you!"
And then Master Ambrose said, "Come into the pipe room, Nat, and try a glass of my new flower-in-amber. You old rascal, I think that's what brought you here!"
A little later when Master Ambrose was conducting Master Nathaniel back to his house, his arm linked in his, they happened to pass Endymion Leer.
A little later, when Master Ambrose was walking Master Nathaniel back to his house with their arms linked, they happened to pass Endymion Leer.
For a few seconds he stood staring after them as they glimmered down the lane beneath the faint moonlight. And he did not look overjoyed.
For a few seconds, he stood watching them as they shimmered down the lane under the dim moonlight. And he didn't look very happy.
That night was filled to the brim for Master Nathaniel with sweet, dreamless sleep. As soon as he laid his head on the pillow he seemed to dive into some pleasant unknown element—fresher than air, more caressing than water; an element in which he had not bathed since he first heard the Note, thirty years ago. And he woke up the next morning light-hearted and eager; so fine a medicine was the will to action.
That night was completely filled for Master Nathaniel with sweet, dreamless sleep. As soon as he laid his head on the pillow, he seemed to dive into some pleasant unknown element—fresher than air, more soothing than water; an element he hadn't experienced since he first heard the Note, thirty years ago. He woke up the next morning feeling light-hearted and eager; such was the powerful effect of the desire to take action.
He had been confirmed in it by his talk the previous evening with Master Ambrose. He had found his old friend by no means crushed by his grief. In fact, his attitude to the loss of Moonlove rather shocked Master Nathaniel, for he had remarked grimly that to have vanished for ever over the hills was perhaps, considering the vice to which she had succumbed, the best thing that could have happened to her. There had always been something rather brutal about Ambrose's common sense.
He had been reassured by his conversation the night before with Master Ambrose. He found his old friend to be anything but defeated by his grief. In fact, Ambrose's attitude toward the loss of Moonlove surprised Master Nathaniel; he had grimly noted that disappearing forever over the hills might be the best thing that could have happened to her, given the problems she had faced. There had always been something somewhat harsh about Ambrose's practical approach.
But he was as anxious as Master Nathaniel himself that drastic measures should immediately be taken for stopping the illicit trade and arresting the smugglers. They had decided what these measures ought to be, and the following days were spent in getting them approved and passed by the Senate.
But he was just as eager as Master Nathaniel for urgent action to be taken to stop the illegal trade and catch the smugglers. They had determined what those actions should be, and the next few days were spent getting them approved and passed by the Senate.
Though the name of Master Nathaniel stank in the nostrils of his colleagues, their respect for the constitution was too deep seated to permit their opposing the Mayor of Lud-in-the-Mist and High Seneschal of Dorimare; besides, Master Ambrose Honeysuckle was a man of considerable weight in their councils, and they were not uninfluenced by the fact that he was the seconder of all the Mayor's proposals.
Though the name of Master Nathaniel left a bad taste in the mouths of his colleagues, their respect for the constitution was too strong to allow them to oppose the Mayor of Lud-in-the-Mist and High Seneschal of Dorimare. Plus, Master Ambrose Honeysuckle was a significant figure in their discussions, and they couldn't ignore that he supported all of the Mayor's proposals.
So a couple of Yeomen were placed at each of the gates of Lud, with orders to examine not only the baggage of everyone entering the town, but, as well, to rummage through every waggon of hay, every sack of flour, every frail of fruit or vegetables. As well, the West road was patrolled from Lud to the confines of the Elfin Marches, where a consignment of Yeomanry were sent to camp out, with orders day and night to watch the hills. And the clerk to the Senate was ordered to compile a dossier of every inhabitant of Lud.
So, a couple of guards were stationed at each of the gates of Lud, instructed to inspect not only the luggage of everyone entering the town but also to search through every load of hay, every sack of flour, and every basket of fruits or vegetables. Additionally, the West road was patrolled from Lud to the edge of the Elfin Marches, where a group of guards was sent to camp out, tasked with watching the hills around the clock. The Senate's clerk was ordered to put together a record of every resident of Lud.
The energy displayed by Master Nathaniel in getting these measures passed did a good deal towards restoring his reputation among the townsfolk. Nevertheless that social barometer, Ebeneezor Prim, continued to send his new apprentice, instead of coming himself, to wind his clocks. And the grandfather clock, it would seem, was protesting against the slight. For according to the servants, it would suddenly move its hands rapidly up and down its dial, which made it look like a face, alternating between a smirk and an expression of woe. And one morning Pimple, the little indigo page, ran screaming with terror into the kitchen, for, he vowed, from the orifice at the bottom of the dial, there had suddenly come shooting out a green tongue like a lizard's tail.
The energy that Master Nathaniel showed in getting these measures passed really helped to restore his reputation with the townspeople. However, that social gauge, Ebeneezor Prim, kept sending his new apprentice instead of coming himself to wind his clocks. It seemed like the grandfather clock was protesting this slight. According to the servants, it would suddenly move its hands up and down the dial quickly, which made it look like a face that was switching between a smirk and a sad expression. One morning, Pimple, the little indigo page, ran into the kitchen screaming in terror because he swore that a green tongue, like a lizard's tail, had suddenly shot out from the hole at the bottom of the dial.
As none of Master Nathaniel's measures brought to light a single smuggler or a single consignment of fairy fruit, the Senate were beginning to congratulate themselves on having at last destroyed the evil that for centuries had menaced their country, when Mumchance discovered in one day three people clearly under the influence of the mysterious drug and with their mouth and hands stained with strangely coloured juices.
As none of Master Nathaniel's efforts uncovered a single smuggler or shipment of fairy fruit, the Senate started to pat themselves on the back for finally eliminating the threat that had endangered their country for centuries, when Mumchance found three people in one day clearly affected by the mysterious drug, their mouths and hands stained with oddly colored juices.
One of them was a pigmy pedlar from the North, and as he scarcely knew a word of Dorimarite no information could be extracted from him as to how he had procured the fruit. Another was a little street urchin who had found some sherds in a dustbin, but was in too dazed a state to remember exactly where. The third was the deaf-mute known as Bawdy Bess. And, of course, no information could be got from a deaf-mute.
One of them was a tiny vendor from the North, and since he barely understood a word of Dorimarite, we couldn't get any information from him about how he got the fruit. Another was a little street kid who had found some pieces in a trash bin but was too confused to remember exactly where. The third was the deaf-mute known as Bawdy Bess. And, of course, we couldn't get any information from a deaf-mute.
Clearly, then, there was some leakage in the admirable system of the Senate.
Clearly, there were some flaws in the impressive system of the Senate.
As a result, rebellious lampoons against the inefficient Mayor were found nailed to the doors of the Guildhall, and Master Nathaniel received several anonymous letters of a vaguely threatening nature, bidding him to cease to meddle with matters that did not concern him, lest they should prove to concern him but too much.
As a result, rebellious notices criticizing the ineffective Mayor were found posted on the doors of the Guildhall, and Master Nathaniel received several anonymous letters with vaguely threatening messages, warning him to stop involving himself in issues that were none of his business, or they might end up being his business more than he wanted.
But so well had the antidote of action been agreeing with his constitution that he merely flung them into the fire with a grim laugh and a vow to redouble his efforts.
But the antidote of action suited him so well that he just threw them into the fire with a grim laugh and promised to work even harder.
CHAPTER XII
DAME MARIGOLD HEARS THE TAP OF A WOODPECKER
Miss Primrose Crabapple's trial was still dragging on, clogged by all the foolish complications arising from the legal fiction that had permitted her arrest. If you remember, in the eye of the law fairy fruit was regarded as woven silk, and many days were wasted in a learned discussion of the various characteristics of gold tissues, stick tuftaffities, figured satins, wrought grograines, silk mohair and ferret ribbons.
Miss Primrose Crabapple's trial was still dragging on, tangled up in all the ridiculous complications that came from the legal loophole allowing her arrest. If you recall, in the eyes of the law, fairy fruit was considered woven silk, and many days were wasted in a scholarly debate about the different qualities of gold fabrics, stick tuftaffities, patterned satins, worked grograines, silk mohair, and ferret ribbons.
Urged partly by curiosity and, perhaps, also by a subconscious hope that in the comic light of Miss Primrose's personality recent events might lose something of their sinister horror, one morning Dame Marigold set out to visit her old schoolmistress in her captivity.
Urged partly by curiosity and maybe a hidden hope that the amusing nature of Miss Primrose's personality could make recent events seem less terrifying, one morning Dame Marigold headed out to visit her old schoolmistress in her confinement.
It was the first time she had left the house since the tragedy, and, as she walked down the High Street she held her head high and smiled a little scornful smile—just to show the vulgar herd that even the worst disgrace could not break the spirit of a Vigil.
It was the first time she had stepped outside since the tragedy, and as she strolled down the High Street, she lifted her head and wore a slightly scornful smile—just to show the common crowd that even the deepest shame couldn’t crush the spirit of a Vigil.
Now, Dame Marigold had very acute senses. Many a time she had astonished Master Nathaniel by her quickness in detecting the faintest whiff of any of the odours she disliked—shag, for instance, or onions.
Now, Dame Marigold had very sharp senses. Many times she had surprised Master Nathaniel with her ability to quickly detect the faintest hint of any of the smells she disliked—shag, for example, or onions.
She was equally quick in psychological matters, and would detect the existence of a quarrel or love affair long before they were known to anyone except the parties concerned. And as she made her way that morning to the Guildhall she became conscious in everything that was going on round her of what one can only call a change of key.
She was just as sharp when it came to people's emotions and could sense a disagreement or romance long before anyone else knew, except for those involved. As she walked to the Guildhall that morning, she became aware of a shift in the atmosphere around her, something that can only be described as a change of tone.
She could have sworn that the baker's boy with the tray of loaves on his head was not whistling, that the maid-servant, leaning out of a window to tend her mistress's pot-flowers, was not humming the same tune that they would have been some months ago.
She could have sworn that the baker's boy with the tray of loaves on his head wasn't whistling, and that the maid leaning out of a window to tend to her mistress's pot flowers wasn't humming the same tune they would have a few months ago.
This, perhaps, was natural enough. Tunes, like fruit, have their seasons, and are, besides, ever forming new species. But even the voices of the hawkers chanting "Yellow Sand!" or "Knives and Scissors!" sounded disconcertingly different.
This was probably pretty normal. Melodies, like fruit, have their seasons and constantly create new varieties. But even the calls of the vendors shouting "Yellow Sand!" or "Knives and Scissors!" sounded confusingly different.
Instinctively, Dame Marigold's delicate nostrils expanded, and the corners of her mouth turned down in an expression of disgust, as if she had caught a whiff of a disagreeable smell.
Instinctively, Dame Marigold's delicate nostrils flared, and the corners of her mouth turned down in a look of disgust, as if she had caught a whiff of something unpleasant.
On reaching the Guildhall, she carried matters with a high hand. No, no, there was no need whatever to disturb his Worship. He had given her permission to visit the prisoner, so would the guardian take her up immediately to her room.
On getting to the Guildhall, she took charge confidently. No, there was absolutely no reason to bother his Worship. He had allowed her to see the prisoner, so would the guardian please take her up to her room right away?
Dame Marigold was one of those women who, though they walk blindfold through the fields and woods, if you place them between four walls have eyes as sharp as a naturalist's for the objects that surround them. So, in spite of her depression, her eyes were very busy as she followed the guardian up the splendid spiral staircase, and along the panelled corridors, hung, here and there, with beautiful bits of tapestry. She made a mental note to tell Master Nathaniel that the caretaker had not swept the staircase, and that some of the panelling was worm-eaten and should be attended to. And she would pause to finger a corner of the tapestry and wonder if she could find some silk just that powder blue, or just that old rose, for her own embroidery.
Dame Marigold was one of those women who, even though they walk around blindly through fields and woods, have eyes as sharp as a naturalist's when placed between four walls, noticing everything around them. So, despite her sadness, her eyes were very active as she followed the caretaker up the grand spiral staircase and along the paneled corridors, which were adorned here and there with beautiful pieces of tapestry. She made a mental note to tell Master Nathaniel that the caretaker hadn’t swept the staircase, and that some of the paneling was damaged by worms and needed to be fixed. She would pause to touch a corner of the tapestry and wonder if she could find some silk in that exact powder blue or that old rose color for her own embroidery.
"Why, I do declare, this panel is beginning to go too!" she murmured, pausing to tap on the wall.
"Wow, I can’t believe it, this panel is starting to go too!" she whispered, stopping to knock on the wall.
Then she cried in a voice of surprise, "I do believe it's hollow here!"
Then she exclaimed in surprise, "I really think it’s hollow here!"
The guardian smiled indulgently—"You are just like the doctor, ma'am—Doctor Leer. We used to call him the Woodpecker, when he was studying the Guildhall for his book, for he was for ever hopping about and tapping on the walls. It was almost as if he were looking for something, we used to say. And I'd never be surprised myself to come on a sliding panel. They do say as what those old Dukes were a wild crew, and it might have suited their book very well to have a secret way out of their place!" and he gave a knowing wink.
The guardian smiled kindly—"You’re just like the doctor, ma'am—Doctor Leer. We used to call him the Woodpecker while he was studying the Guildhall for his book, because he was always hopping around and tapping on the walls. It was almost like he was searching for something, we’d say. I wouldn’t be shocked if I found a hidden panel myself. They say those old Dukes were quite the wild bunch, and it would have made sense for them to have a secret exit from their place!" and he gave a knowing wink.
"Yes, yes, it certainly might," said Dame Marigold, thoughtfully.
"Yeah, it definitely could," said Dame Marigold, thoughtfully.
They had now come to a door padlocked and bolted. "This is where we have put the prisoner, ma'am," said the guardian, unlocking it. And then he ushered her into the presence of her old schoolmistress.
They had now reached a door that was padlocked and bolted. "This is where we've put the prisoner, ma'am," said the guard, unlocking it. He then guided her into the presence of her former schoolteacher.
Miss Primrose was sitting bolt upright in a straight backed old fashioned chair, against a background of fine old tapestries, faded to the softest loveliest pastel tints—as incongruous with her grotesque ugliness as had been the fresh prettiness of the Crabapple Blossoms.
Miss Primrose was sitting straight up in an old-fashioned chair with a rigid back, surrounded by beautiful old tapestries, faded to the softest, loveliest pastel colors—just as mismatched with her strange ugliness as the fresh prettiness of the Crabapple Blossoms had been.
Dame Marigold stood staring at her for a few seconds in silent indignation. Then she sank slowly on to a chair, and said sternly, "Well, Miss Primrose? I wonder how you dare sit there so calmly after the appalling thing you have brought about."
Dame Marigold stared at her in silent anger for a few seconds. Then she slowly sat down in a chair and said sternly, "Well, Miss Primrose? I wonder how you can sit there so calmly after the awful situation you've created."
But Miss Primrose was in one of her most exalted moods—"On her high hobby-horse," as the Crabapple Blossoms used to call it. So she merely glittered at Dame Marigold contemptuously out of her little eyes, and, with a lordly wave of her hand, as if to sweep away from her all mundane trivialities, she exclaimed pityingly, "My poor blind Marigold! Perhaps of all the pupils who have passed through my hands you are the one who are the least worthy of your noble birthright."
But Miss Primrose was in one of her most elevated moods—"On her high horse," as the Crabapple Blossoms used to say. So she just stared at Dame Marigold with disdain from her tiny eyes, and with a grand wave of her hand, as if to dismiss all worldly concerns, she exclaimed with pity, "My poor blind Marigold! Perhaps out of all the students who have come through my care, you are the one least deserving of your noble heritage."
Dame Marigold bit her lip, raised her eyebrows, and said in a low voice of intense irritation, "What do you mean, Miss Primrose?"
Dame Marigold bit her lip, raised her eyebrows, and said in a low voice filled with irritation, "What do you mean, Miss Primrose?"
Miss Primrose cast her eyes up to the ceiling, and, in her most treacly voice she answered, "The great privilege of having been born a woooman!"
Miss Primrose looked up at the ceiling and, in her sweetest voice, replied, "The great privilege of having been born a woman!"
Her pupils always maintained that "woman," as pronounced by Miss Primrose, was the most indecent word in the language.
Her students always insisted that "woman," as said by Miss Primrose, was the most inappropriate word in the language.
Dame Marigold's eyes flashed: "I may not be a woman, but, at any rate, I am a mother—which is more than you are!" she retorted.
Dame Marigold's eyes lit up: "I might not be a woman, but I am a mother—something you aren't!" she shot back.
Then, in a voice that at each word grew more indignant, she said, "And, Miss Primrose, do you consider that you yourself have been 'worthy of your noble birthright' in betraying the trust that has been placed in you? Are vice and horror and disgrace and breaking the hearts of parents 'true womanliness' I should like to know? You are worse than a murderer—ten times worse. And there you sit, gloating over what you have done, as if you were a martyr or a public benefactor—as complacent and smug and misunderstood as a princess from the moon forced to herd goats! I do really believe...."
Then, in a voice that became more outraged with each word, she said, "And, Miss Primrose, do you think you’ve been 'worthy of your noble birthright' by betraying the trust that was given to you? Are vice, horror, disgrace, and breaking your parents' hearts what you consider 'true womanliness'? I'd really like to know. You’re worse than a murderer—ten times worse. And there you sit, reveling in what you’ve done, acting like you’re a martyr or a public hero—just as self-satisfied and smug and misunderstood as a princess from the moon forced to take care of goats! I genuinely believe...."
But Miss Primrose's shrillness screamed down her low-toned indignation: "Shake me! Stick pins in me! Fling me into the Dapple!" she shrieked. "I will bear it all with a smile, and wear my shame like a flower given by him!"
But Miss Primrose's loudness drowned out her quiet anger: "Shake me! Stick pins in me! Throw me into the Dapple!" she yelled. "I’ll endure it all with a smile, and wear my shame like a flower given by him!"
Dame Marigold groaned in exasperation: "Who, on earth, do you mean by 'him', Miss Primrose?"
Dame Marigold groaned in frustration: "Who on earth are you referring to by 'him,' Miss Primrose?"
Then her irrepressible sense of humour broke out in a dimple, and she added: "Duke Aubrey or Endymion Leer?"
Then her unstoppable sense of humor broke out in a dimple, and she added: "Duke Aubrey or Endymion Leer?"
For, of course, Prunella had told her all the jokes about the goose and the sage.
For, of course, Prunella had shared all the jokes about the goose and the wise man.
At this question Miss Primrose gave an unmistakable start; "Duke Aubrey, of course!" she answered, but the look in her eyes was sly, suspicious, and distinctly scared.
At this question, Miss Primrose clearly jumped; "Duke Aubrey, of course!" she replied, but the look in her eyes was sneaky, doubtful, and definitely frightened.
None of this was lost upon Dame Marigold. She looked her slowly up and down with a little mocking smile; and Miss Primrose began to writhe and to gibber.
None of this escaped Dame Marigold’s notice. She scanned her up and down with a slight mocking smile, and Miss Primrose started to squirm and mumble.
"Hum!" said Dame Marigold, meditatively.
"Hum!" said Dame Marigold, thoughtfully.
She had never liked the smell of Endymion Leer's personality.
She had never liked the vibe of Endymion Leer's personality.
The recent crisis had certainly done him no harm. It had doubled his practice, and trebled his influence.
The recent crisis had definitely worked in his favor. It had doubled his practice and tripled his influence.
Besides, it cannot have been Miss Primrose's beauty and charms that had caused him to pay her recently such marked attentions.
Besides, it couldn't have been Miss Primrose's beauty and charm that made him give her such obvious attention lately.
At any rate, it could do no harm to draw a bow at a venture.
At any rate, it wouldn't hurt to take a shot in the dark.
"I am beginning to understand, Miss Primrose," she said slowly. "Two ... outsiders, have put their heads together to see if they could find a plan for humiliating the stupid, stuck-up, 'so-called old families of Lud!' Oh! don't protest, Miss Primrose. You have never taken any pains to hide your contempt for us. And I have always realized that yours was not a forgiving nature. Nor do I blame you. We have laughed at you unmercifully for years—and you have resented it. All the same I think your revenge has been an unnecessarily violent one; though, I suppose, to 'a true woooman,' nothing is too mean, too spiteful, too base, if it serves the interests of 'him'!"
"I’m starting to understand, Miss Primrose," she said slowly. "Two... outsiders have teamed up to try to come up with a plan to humiliate the stupid, stuck-up so-called 'old families of Lud!' Oh! Don't deny it, Miss Primrose. You’ve never tried to hide your disdain for us. And I’ve always known that you’re not one to easily forgive. I don't blame you. We’ve mocked you mercilessly for years—and you’ve held onto that resentment. Still, I think your revenge has been unnecessarily extreme; though, I suppose, to 'a true woman,' nothing is too petty, spiteful, or low if it advances the interests of 'him!'"
But Miss Primrose had gone as green as grass, and was gibbering with terror: "Marigold! Marigold!" she cried, wringing her hands, "How can you think such things? The dear, devoted Doctor! The best and kindest man in Lud-in-the-Mist! Nobody was angrier with me over what he called my 'criminal carelessness' in allowing that horrible stuff to be smuggled into my loft, I assure you he is quite rabid on the subject of ... er ... fruit. Why, when he was a young man at the time of the great drought he was working day and night trying to stop it, he...."
But Miss Primrose had turned pale with fear, frantically crying, "Marigold! Marigold!" as she wrung her hands, "How can you think that way? The dear, devoted Doctor! The best and kindest man in Lud-in-the-Mist! No one was more upset with me over what he called my 'criminal carelessness' in letting that awful stuff get smuggled into my loft, I assure you he's really passionate about ... um ... fruit. You see, when he was younger during the great drought, he worked tirelessly trying to prevent it, he...."
But not for nothing was Dame Marigold descended from generations of judges. Quick as lightning, she turned on her: "The great drought? But that must be forty years ago ... long before Endymion Leer came to Dorimare."
But Dame Marigold came from a long line of judges for a reason. She shot back, "The great drought? That was at least forty years ago... long before Endymion Leer arrived in Dorimare."
"Yes, yes, dear ... of course ... quite so ... I was thinking of what another doctor had told me ... since all this trouble my poor head gets quite muddled," gibbered Miss Primrose. And she was shaking from head to foot.
"Yes, yes, dear ... of course ... exactly ... I was thinking about what another doctor told me ... since all this trouble my poor head has been really confused," Miss Primrose babbled. And she was shaking from head to toe.
Dame Marigold rose from her chair, and stood looking down on her in silence for a few seconds, under half-closed lids, with a rather cruel little smile.
Dame Marigold got up from her chair and stood there looking down at her in silence for a few seconds, with her eyes partially closed and a somewhat cruel little smile.
Then she said, "Good-bye, Miss Primrose. You have provided me with most interesting food for thought."
Then she said, "Goodbye, Miss Primrose. You've given me some really interesting things to think about."
And then she left her, sitting there with frightened face against the faded tapestry.
And then she left her, sitting there with a scared expression against the worn tapestry.
That same day, Master Nathaniel received a letter from Luke Hempen that both perplexed and alarmed him.
That same day, Master Nathaniel got a letter from Luke Hempen that both puzzled and worried him.
It was as follows:
It was as follows:
Your Worship,—I'd be glad if you'd take Master Ranulph away from this farm, because the widow's up to mischief, I'm sure of that, and some of the folks about here say as what in years gone by she murdered her husband, and she and somebody else, though I don't know who, seem to have a grudge against Master Ranulph, and, if I might take the liberty, I'll just tell your Worship what I heard.
Your Honor, I would appreciate it if you could take Master Ranulph away from this farm. I'm certain the widow is up to no good, and some people around here say that years ago she murdered her husband. It seems like she and someone else, though I don't know who, have a grudge against Master Ranulph. If I may, I’d like to share what I've heard with you.
It was this way—one night, I don't know how it was, but I couldn't get to sleep, and thinking that a bite, may be, of something would send me off, towards midnight I got up from my bed to go and look in the kitchen for a bit of bread. And half-way down the stairs I heard the sound of low voices, and someone said, "I fear the Chanticleers," so I stood still where I was, and listened. And I peeped down and the kitchen fire was nearly out, but there was enough left for me to see the widow, and a man wrapped up in a cloak, sitting opposite to her with his back to the stairs, so I couldn't see his face. Their talk was low and at first I could only hear words here and there, but they kept making mention of the Chanticleers, and the man said something like keeping the Chanticleers and Master Ambrose Honeysuckle apart, because Master Ambrose had had a vision of Duke Aubrey. And if I hadn't known the widow and how she was a deep one and as fly as you make them, I'd have thought they were two poor daft old gossips, whose talk had turned wild and nasty with old age. And then the man laid his hand on her knee, and his voice was low, but this time it was so clear that I could hear it all, and I think I can remember every word of it, so I'll write it down for your Worship: "I fear counter orders. You know the Chief and his ways—at any moment he might betray his agents. Willy Wisp gave young Chanticleer fruit without my knowledge. And I told you how he and that doitered old weaver of yours have been putting their heads together, and that's what has frightened me most."
It happened like this—one night, I don’t know why, but I just couldn’t sleep. Thinking maybe a snack would help, I got out of bed around midnight to check the kitchen for some bread. Halfway down the stairs, I heard quiet voices, and someone said, “I’m worried about the Chanticleers,” so I stopped and listened. I peeked down and saw that the kitchen fire was almost out, but it was still glowing enough for me to see the widow and a man wrapped in a cloak sitting across from her with his back to me, so I couldn’t see his face. Their conversation was quiet, and at first, I could only catch snippets of what they were saying, but they kept bringing up the Chanticleers. The man mentioned something about keeping the Chanticleers and Master Ambrose Honeysuckle apart because Master Ambrose had had a vision of Duke Aubrey. If I didn’t know the widow and that she was clever and as sly as they come, I might have thought they were just two old ladies rambling on, their talk getting strange and twisted with age. Then the man put his hand on her knee, and his voice was low, but this time I could hear him clearly. I think I can remember every word, so I’ll write it down for you: “I’m worried about counter orders. You know the Chief and how he is—he could betray his agents at any moment. Willy Wisp gave young Chanticleer fruit without my knowledge. And I told you how he and that doddering old weaver of yours have been conspiring, and that’s what scares me the most.”
And then his voice became too low for me to hear, till he said, "Those who go by the Milky Way often leave footprints. So let him go by the other."
And then his voice got so quiet I could barely hear him until he said, "Those who travel the Milky Way often leave footprints. So let him take the other path."
And then he got up to go, and I crept back to my room. But not a wink of sleep did I get that night for thinking over what I had heard. For though it seemed gibberish, it gave me the shivers, and that's a fact. And mad folks are often as dangerous as bad ones, so I hope your Worship will excuse me writing like this, and that you'll favour me with an answer by return, and take Master Ranulph away, for I don't like the look in the widow's eye when she looks at him, that I don't.
And then he got up to leave, and I quietly returned to my room. But I didn’t get a wink of sleep that night, thinking about what I had heard. Even though it seemed like nonsense, it really unsettled me, and that’s the truth. And crazy people can be just as dangerous as bad ones, so I hope you’ll forgive me for writing this way, and that you'll respond quickly, and take Master Ranulph away, because I don't like the way the widow looks at him, not at all.
And hoping this finds your Worship well as it leaves me,—I am, Your Worship's humble obedient servant,
And I hope this finds you well, just as I am—I'm your humble and obedient servant,
LUKE HEMPEN.
LUKE HEMPEN.
How Master Nathaniel longed to jump on to his horse and ride post-haste to the farm! But that was impossible. Instead, he immediately despatched a groom with orders to ride day and night and deliver a letter to Luke Hempen, which bade him instantly take Ranulph to the farm near Moongrass (a village that lay some fifteen miles north of Swan-on-the-Dapple) from which for years he had got his cheeses.
How Master Nathaniel longed to hop on his horse and ride quickly to the farm! But that was impossible. Instead, he quickly sent a groom with orders to ride day and night and deliver a letter to Luke Hempen, instructing him to immediately bring Ranulph to the farm near Moongrass (a village about fifteen miles north of Swan-on-the-Dapple) from where he had been getting his cheeses for years.
Then he sat down and tried to find some meaning in the mysterious conversation Luke had overheard.
Then he sat down and tried to make sense of the mysterious conversation Luke had overheard.
Ambrose seeing a vision! An unknown Chief! Footprints on the Milky Way!
Ambrose is having a vision! An unfamiliar leader! Footprints across the Milky Way!
Reality was beginning to become very shadowy and menacing.
Reality was starting to feel very unclear and threatening.
He must find out something about this widow. Had she not once appeared in the law-courts? He decided he must look her up without a moment's delay.
He needed to find out more about this widow. Hadn't she been in court before? He decided he had to look her up right away.
He had inherited from his father a fine legal library, and the bookshelves in his pipe-room were packed with volumes bound in vellum and old calf of edicts, codes, and trials. Some of them belonged to the days before printing had been introduced into Dorimare, and were written in the crabbed hand of old town-clerks.
He inherited a great legal library from his father, and the bookshelves in his study were filled with volumes bound in vellum and worn leather, containing edicts, codes, and trials. Some of these books dated back to a time before printing was introduced in Dorimare and were written in the awkward handwriting of old town clerks.
It made the past very real, and threw a friendly, humourous light upon the dead, to come upon, when turning those yellow parchment pages, some personal touch of the old scribe's, such as a sententious or facetious insertion of his own—for instance, "The Law bides her Time, but my Dinner doesn't!" or the caricature in the margin of some forgotten judge. It was just as if one of the grotesque plaster heads on the old houses were to give you, suddenly, a sly wink.
It made the past feel very tangible and added a friendly, humorous touch to the dead. When flipping through those yellowed pages, you might find a personal note from the old scribe, like a clever or funny comment of his own—like, "The Law waits patiently, but my Dinner doesn’t!" or a caricature of some long-forgotten judge in the margin. It was just like one of the quirky plaster heads on the old buildings suddenly giving you a mischievous wink.
But it was the criminal trials that, in the past, had given Master Nathaniel the keenest pleasure. The dry style of the Law was such a magnificent medium for narrative. And the little details of every-day life, the humble objects of daily use, became so startlingly vivid, when, like scarlet geraniums breaking through a thick autumn mist, they blazed out from that grey style ... so vivid, and, often, fraught with such tragic consequences.
But it was the criminal trials that, in the past, had given Master Nathaniel the greatest pleasure. The dry tone of the law was such a fantastic way to tell a story. The small details of everyday life, the ordinary objects we use daily, became so strikingly clear when they stood out like bright red geraniums breaking through a thick autumn fog, shining against that grey tone... so vivid, and often filled with such tragic outcomes.
Great was his astonishment when he discovered from the index that it was among the criminal trials that he must look for the widow Gibberty's. What was more, it was a trial for murder.
Great was his surprise when he found out from the index that he had to look among the criminal trials for the widow Gibberty's. What’s more, it was a murder trial.
Surely Endymion Leer had told him, when he was urging him to send Ranulph to the farm, that it had been a quite trivial case, concerning an arrear of wages, or something, due to a discharged servant?
Surely Endymion Leer had mentioned to him, while he was pushing him to send Ranulph to the farm, that it was just a minor issue, related to some unpaid wages, or something, owed to a fired employee?
As a matter of fact, the plaintiff, a labourer of the name of Diggory Carp, had been discharged from the service of the late Farmer Gibberty. But the accusation he brought against the widow was that she had poisoned her husband with the sap of osiers.
As a matter of fact, the plaintiff, a worker named Diggory Carp, had been fired by the late Farmer Gibberty. However, he accused the widow of poisoning her husband with the sap from willows.
However, when he had finished the trial, Master Nathaniel found himself in complete sympathy with the judge's pronouncement that the widow was innocent, and with his severe reprimand to the plaintiff, for having brought such a serious charge against a worthy woman on such slender grounds.
However, when he finished the trial, Master Nathaniel completely agreed with the judge's statement that the widow was innocent and with his strong reprimand of the plaintiff for making such a serious accusation against a respectable woman on such flimsy evidence.
But he could not get Luke's letter out of his head, and he felt that he would not have a moment's peace till the groom returned with news from the farm.
But he couldn't stop thinking about Luke's letter, and he felt like he wouldn't have a moment's peace until the groom came back with news from the farm.
As he sat that evening by the parlour fire, wondering for the hundredth time who the mysterious cloaked stranger could have been whose back had been seen by Luke, Dame Marigold suddenly broke the silence by saying, "What do you know about Endymion Leer, Nat?"
As he sat that evening by the living room fire, wondering for the hundredth time who the mysterious cloaked stranger might have been, the one Luke had seen, Dame Marigold suddenly broke the silence by asking, "What do you know about Endymion Leer, Nat?"
"What do I know of Endymion Leer?" he repeated absently. "Why, that he's a very good leach, with very poor taste in cravats, and, if possible, worse taste in jokes. And that, for some unknown reason, he has a spite against me...."
"What do I know about Endymion Leer?" he said without really thinking. "Well, he's a pretty good doctor, with terrible taste in ties, and even worse taste in jokes. And for some reason I don't get, he seems to have a grudge against me...."
He broke off in the middle of his sentence, and muttered beneath his breath, "By the Sun, Moon and Stars! Supposing it should be...."
He stopped in the middle of his sentence and muttered under his breath, "By the Sun, Moon, and Stars! What if it should be...."
Luke's stranger had said he feared the Chanticleers.
Luke's stranger had said he was afraid of the Chanticleers.
A strange fellow, Leer! The Note had once sounded in his voice. Where did he come from? Who was he? Nobody knew in Lud-in-the-Mist.
A weird guy, Leer! The Note used to echo in his voice. Where did he come from? Who was he? Nobody knew in Lud-in-the-Mist.
And, then, there were his antiquarian tastes. They were generally regarded as a harmless, unprofitable hobby. And yet ... the past was dim and evil, a heap of rotting leaves. The past was silent and belonged to the Silent People.... But Dame Marigold was asking another question, a question that had no apparent connection with the previous one: "What was the year of the great drought?"
And then there were his old-fashioned interests. People usually saw them as a harmless, unproductive hobby. But still... the past felt dark and rotten, like a pile of decaying leaves. The past was quiet and belonged to the Silent People.... But Dame Marigold was asking a different question, one that seemed completely unrelated to the previous one: "What year was the big drought?"
Master Nathaniel answered that it was exactly forty years ago, and added quizzically, "Why this sudden interest in history, Marigold?"
Master Nathaniel replied that it had been exactly forty years, and added curiously, "What's with the sudden interest in history, Marigold?"
Again she answered by asking him a question. "And when did Endymion Leer first arrive in Dorimare?"
Again she responded by asking him a question. "So when did Endymion Leer first get to Dorimare?"
Master Nathaniel began to be interested. "Let me see," he said thoughtfully. "It was certainly long before we married. Yes, I remember, we called him in to a consultation when my mother had pleurisy, and that was shortly after his arrival, for he could still only speak broken Dorimarite ... it must be thirty years ago."
Master Nathaniel started to take an interest. "Let me think," he said thoughtfully. "It was definitely a long time before we got married. Yeah, I remember, we brought him in for a consultation when my mom had pleurisy, and that was soon after he arrived, because he could still only speak broken Dorimarite... it must have been thirty years ago."
"I see," said Dame Marigold drily. "But I happen to know that he was already in Dorimare at the time of the drought." And she proceeded to repeat to him her conversation that morning with Miss Primrose.
"I see," said Dame Marigold dryly. "But I happen to know that he was already in Dorimare during the drought." And she went on to tell him about her conversation that morning with Miss Primrose.
"And," she added, "I've got another idea," and she told him about the panel in the Guildhall that sounded hollow and what the guardian had said about the woodpecker ways of Endymion Leer. "And if, partly for revenge for our coldness to him, and partly from a love of power," she went on, "it is he who has been behind this terrible affair, a secret passage would be very useful in smuggling, and would explain how all your precautions have been useless. And who would be more likely to know about a secret passage in the Guildhall than Endymion Leer!"
"And," she added, "I've got another idea," and she told him about the panel in the Guildhall that sounded hollow and what the guardian had said about the woodpecker habits of Endymion Leer. "And if, partly out of revenge for our coldness towards him, and partly out of a desire for power," she continued, "it is he who has been behind this terrible situation, a secret passage would be really helpful for smuggling, and would explain why all your precautions have been useless. And who would be more likely to know about a secret passage in the Guildhall than Endymion Leer!"
"By the Sun, Moon and Stars!" exclaimed Master Nathaniel excitedly, "I shouldn't be surprised if you were right, Marigold. You've got a head on your shoulders with something in it more useful than porridge!"
"By the Sun, Moon, and Stars!" exclaimed Master Nathaniel excitedly, "I wouldn't be surprised if you were right, Marigold. You've got a good head on your shoulders with something in it that's more useful than porridge!"
And Dame Marigold gave a little complacent smile.
And Lady Marigold smirked with self-satisfaction.
Then he sprang from his chair, "I'm off to tell Ambrose!" he cried eagerly.
Then he jumped out of his chair, "I'm going to tell Ambrose!" he shouted excitedly.
But would he be able to convince the slow and obstinate mind of Master Ambrose? Mere suspicions are hard to communicate. They are rather like the wines that will not travel, and have to be drunk on the spot.
But would he be able to convince the slow and stubborn mind of Master Ambrose? Just having suspicions is difficult to communicate. They’re like wines that don’t travel well and need to be consumed right there.
At any rate, he could but try.
At any rate, he could only try.
"Have you ever had a vision of Duke Aubrey, Ambrose?" he cried, bursting into his friend's pipe-room.
"Have you ever seen Duke Aubrey, Ambrose?" he shouted, rushing into his friend's smoking room.
Master Ambrose frowned with annoyance. "What are you driving at, Nat?" he said, huffily.
Master Ambrose frowned in annoyance. "What are you getting at, Nat?" he said, huffily.
"Answer my question. I'm not chaffing you, I'm in deadly earnest. Have you ever had a vision of Duke Aubrey?"
"Answer my question. I'm not messing with you; I'm completely serious. Have you ever seen Duke Aubrey in a vision?"
Master Ambrose moved uneasily in his chair. He was far from proud of that vision of his. "Well," he said, gruffly, "I suppose one might call it that. It was at the Academy—the day that wretched girl of mine ran away. And I was so upset that there was some excuse for what you call visions."
Master Ambrose shifted uncomfortably in his chair. He was far from proud of that vision he had. "Well," he said roughly, "I guess you could call it that. It was at the Academy—the day that miserable girl of mine ran away. I was so upset that there was some excuse for what you refer to as visions."
"And did you tell anyone about it?"
"And did you tell anyone about it?"
"Not I!" said Master Ambrose emphatically; then he caught himself up and added, "Oh! yes I believe I did though. I mentioned it to that spiteful little quack, Endymion Leer. I'm sure I wish I hadn't. Toasted Cheese! What's the matter now, Nat?"
"Not me!" said Master Ambrose emphatically; then he paused and added, "Oh! yes, I think I did. I told that spiteful little fraud, Endymion Leer. I'm really regretting that now. Toasted Cheese! What's wrong now, Nat?"
For Master Nathaniel was actually cutting a caper of triumph and glee.
For Master Nathaniel was actually doing a joyful dance of triumph and happiness.
"I was right! I was right!" he cried joyfully, so elated by his own acumen that for the moment his anxiety was forgotten.
"I was right! I was right!" he shouted happily, so thrilled by his own insight that for a moment he forgot his worries.
"Read that, Ambrose," and he eagerly thrust into his hands Luke Hempen's letter.
"Read this, Ambrose," he said eagerly, handing him Luke Hempen's letter.
"Humph!" said Master Ambrose when he had finished it. "Well, what are you so pleased about?"
"Humph!" said Master Ambrose after he finished it. "So, what are you so happy about?"
"Don't you see, Ambrose!" cried Master Nathaniel impatiently. "That mysterious fellow in the cloak must be Endymion Leer ... nobody else knows about your vision."
"Don’t you see, Ambrose!" shouted Master Nathaniel impatiently. "That mysterious guy in the cloak has to be Endymion Leer... nobody else knows about your vision."
"Oh, yes, Nat, blunt though my wits may be I see that. But I fail to see how the knowledge helps us in any way." Then Master Nathaniel told him about Dame Marigold's theories and discoveries.
"Oh, yes, Nat, even though I might be a bit slow, I get that. But I don’t see how knowing this helps us at all." Then Master Nathaniel shared with him Dame Marigold's theories and discoveries.
Master Ambrose hummed and hawed, and talked about women's reasoning, and rash conclusions. But perhaps he was more impressed, really, than he chose to let Master Nathaniel see. At any rate he grudgingly agreed to go with him by night to the Guildhall and investigate the hollow panel. And, from Master Ambrose, this was a great concession; for it was not the sort of escapade that suited his dignity.
Master Ambrose hesitated and mentioned women's reasoning and impulsive conclusions. But maybe he was actually more impressed than he wanted Master Nathaniel to know. In any case, he reluctantly agreed to go with him at night to the Guildhall to check out the hollow panel. For Master Ambrose, this was a significant concession, as it wasn't the kind of adventure that matched his sense of dignity.
"Hurrah, Ambrose!" shouted Master Nathaniel. "And I'm ready to bet a Moongrass cheese against a flask of your best flower-in-amber that we'll find that rascally quack at the bottom of it all!"
"Hurray, Ambrose!" shouted Master Nathaniel. "And I'm willing to bet a Moongrass cheese against a bottle of your best flower-in-amber that we'll find that sneaky fraud at the center of it all!"
"You'd always a wonderful eye for a bargain, Nat," said Master Ambrose with a grim chuckle. "Do you remember, when we were youngsters, how you got my pedigree pup out of me for a stuffed pheasant, so moth-eaten that it had scarcely a feather to its name, and, let me see, what else? I think there was a half a packet of mouldy sugar-candy...."
"You've always had a great eye for a deal, Nat," Master Ambrose said with a dry laugh. "Do you remember when we were kids and you got my purebred puppy from me for a stuffed pheasant that was so worn out it barely had a feather left, and, let me think, what else? I think there was also half a packet of stale sugar candy..."
"And I threw in a broken musical-box whose works used to go queer in the middle of 'To War, Bold Sons of Dorimare,' and burr and buzz like a drunk cockchafer," put in Master Nathaniel proudly. "It was quite fair—quantity for quality."
"And I tossed in a broken music box that would go all wonky in the middle of 'To War, Bold Sons of Dorimare,' making weird buzzing sounds like a drunken beetle," Master Nathaniel added proudly. "It was totally fair—more stuff for less quality."
CHAPTER XIII
WHAT MASTER NATHANIEL AND MASTER AMBROSE FOUND IN THE GUILDHALL
Master Nathaniel was much too restless and anxious to explore the Guildhall until the groom returned whom he had sent with the letter to Luke Hempen.
Master Nathaniel was way too restless and anxious to check out the Guildhall until the groom he sent with the letter to Luke Hempen came back.
But he must have taken the order to ride night and day literally—in so short a time was he back again in Lud. Master Nathaniel was, of course, enchanted by his despatch, though he was unable to elicit from him any detailed answers to his eager questions about Ranulph. But it was everything to know that the boy was well and happy, and it was but natural that the fellow should be bashful and tongue-tied in the presence of his master.
But he must have taken the order to ride day and night literally—he was back in Lud in no time. Master Nathaniel was, of course, thrilled by his speed, though he couldn't get any detailed answers to his eager questions about Ranulph. But it was everything to know that the boy was doing well and happy, and it was only natural that the guy would be shy and at a loss for words in front of his master.
But the groom had not, as a matter of fact, come within twenty miles of the widow Gibberty's farm.
But the groom had not actually come within twenty miles of the widow Gibberty's farm.
In a road-side tavern he had fallen in with a red-haired youth, who had treated him to glass upon glass of an extremely intoxicating wine; and, in consequence, he had spent the night and a considerable portion of the following morning sound asleep on the floor of the tavern.
In a roadside bar, he met a red-haired guy who bought him drink after drink of a really strong wine; as a result, he spent the night and most of the following morning deep asleep on the tavern floor.
When he awoke, he was horrified to discover how much time he had wasted. But his mind was set at rest on the innkeeper's giving him a letter from the red-haired youth, to say that he deeply regretted having been the indirect cause of delaying a messenger sent on pressing business by the High Seneschal (in his cup the groom had boasted of the importance of his errand), and had, in consequence, ventured to possess himself of the letter, which he guaranteed to deliver at the address on the wrapper as soon, or sooner, as the messenger could have done himself.
When he woke up, he was shocked to realize how much time he had wasted. But he felt relieved when the innkeeper handed him a letter from the red-haired guy, saying that he was really sorry for unintentionally delaying a messenger who had urgent business from the High Seneschal (the groom had bragged about how important his task was while drinking), and had, therefore, taken the letter for himself, promising to deliver it to the address on the envelope just as quickly, if not quicker, than the messenger could have done.
The groom was greatly relieved. He had not been long in Master Nathaniel's service. It was after Yule-tide he had entered it.
The groom felt a huge sense of relief. He hadn’t been in Master Nathaniel’s service for very long. He had started after the Christmas season.
So it was with a heart relieved from all fears for Ranulph and free to throb like a schoolboy's with the lust of adventure that Master Nathaniel met Master Ambrose on the night of the full moon at the splendid carved doors of the Guildhall.
So it was with a heart eased from all worries about Ranulph and ready to beat like a schoolboy's with the thrill of adventure that Master Nathaniel met Master Ambrose on the night of the full moon at the beautifully carved doors of the Guildhall.
"I say, Ambrose," he whispered, "I feel as if we were lads again, and off to rob an orchard!"
"I say, Ambrose," he whispered, "I feel like we're kids again, off to steal some apples!"
Master Ambrose snorted. He was determined, at all costs, to do his duty, but it annoyed him that his duty should be regarded in the light of a boyish escapade.
Master Ambrose snorted. He was determined, no matter what, to do his duty, but it frustrated him that his responsibility was seen as a childish adventure.
The great doors creaked back on their hinges. Shutting them as quietly as they could, they tip-toed up the spiral staircase and along the corridor described by Dame Marigold: whenever a board creaked under their heavy steps, one inwardly cursing the other for daring to be so stout and unwieldy.
The big doors squeaked open on their hinges. Trying to be as quiet as possible, they tiptoed up the spiral staircase and down the hallway described by Dame Marigold: each time a board creaked under their heavy footsteps, one silently cursed the other for being so bulky and clumsy.
All round them was darkness, except for the little trickles of light cast before them by their two lanthorns.
All around them was darkness, except for the small beams of light from their two lanterns.
A house with old furniture has no need of guests to be haunted. As we have seen, Master Nathaniel was very sensitive to the silent things—stars, houses, trees; and often in his pipe-room, after the candles had been lit, he would sit staring at the bookshelves, the chairs, his father's portrait—even at his red umbrella standing up in the corner, with as great a sense of awe as if he had been a star-gazer.
A house with old furniture doesn’t need guests to feel haunted. As we’ve seen, Master Nathaniel was really attuned to the quiet things—stars, houses, trees; and often in his study, after the candles were lit, he would sit staring at the bookshelves, the chairs, his father’s portrait—even at his red umbrella propped up in the corner, with a sense of wonder as if he were looking up at the stars.
But that night, the brooding invisible presences of the carved panels, the storied tapestries, affected even the hard-headed Master Ambrose. It was as if that silent population was drawing him, by an irresistible magnetism, into the zone of its influence.
But that night, the heavy, unseen spirits of the carved panels and the storied tapestries even affected the tough-minded Master Ambrose. It was like that silent crowd was pulling him in, with an irresistible attraction, into their sphere of influence.
If only they would speak, or begin to move about—those silent rooted things! It was like walking through a wood by moonlight.
If only they would talk or start to move—those quiet, fixed things! It was like walking through a forest under the moonlight.
Then Master Nathaniel stood still.
Then Master Nathaniel paused.
"This, I think, must roughly be the spot where Marigold found the hollow panel," he whispered, and began tapping cautiously along the wainscotting.
"This, I think, is probably the spot where Marigold found the hollow panel," he whispered, and started tapping carefully along the wainscoting.
A few minutes later, he said in an excited whisper, "Ambrose! Ambrose! I've got it. Hark! You can hear, can't you? It's as hollow as a drum."
A few minutes later, he said in an excited whisper, "Ambrose! Ambrose! I've got it. Listen! You can hear it, right? It's as hollow as a drum."
"Suffering Cats! I believe you're right," whispered back Master Ambrose, beginning, in spite of himself, to be a little infected with Nat's absurd excitement.
"Suffering cats! I think you’re right," Master Ambrose whispered back, starting, despite himself, to feel a bit caught up in Nat's silly excitement.
And then, yielding to pressure, the panel slid back, and by the light of their lanthorns they could see a twisting staircase.
And then, giving in to the pressure, the panel slid open, and by the light of their lanterns they could see a winding staircase.
For a few seconds they gazed at each other in silent triumph. Then Master Nathaniel chuckled, and said, "Well, here goes—down with our buckets into the well! And may we draw up something better than an old shoe or a rotten walnut!" and straightway he began to descend the stairs, Master Ambrose valiantly following him.
For a few seconds, they looked at each other in quiet victory. Then Master Nathaniel laughed and said, "Okay, here we go—down with our buckets into the well! Let's hope we pull up something better than an old shoe or a rotten walnut!" and immediately, he started going down the stairs, Master Ambrose bravely following him.
The stairs went twisting down, down—into the very bowels of the earth, it seemed. But at long last they found themselves in what looked like a long tunnel.
The stairs twisted down, down—seeming to go into the depths of the earth. But eventually, they arrived at what appeared to be a long tunnel.
"Tally ho! Tally ho!" whispered Master Nathaniel, laughing for sheer joy of adventure, "take it at a gallop, Brosie; it may lead to an open glade ... and the deer at bay!"
"Tally ho! Tally ho!" whispered Master Nathaniel, laughing from pure joy of adventure, "let's go at full speed, Brosie; it might lead to an open clearing ... and the deer cornered!"
And digging him in the ribs, he added, "Better sport than moth hunting, eh?" which showed the completeness of their reconciliation.
And nudging him in the ribs, he added, "Better than chasing moths, right?" which showed they were completely reconciled.
Nevertheless, it was very slowly, and feeling each step, that they groped their way along the tunnel.
Nevertheless, they moved very slowly, feeling their way with each step as they navigated through the tunnel.
After what seemed a very long time Master Nathaniel halted, and whispered over his shoulder, "Here we are. There's a door ... oh, thunder and confusion on it for ever! It's locked."
After what felt like forever, Master Nathaniel stopped and whispered over his shoulder, "Here we are. There's a door... oh, what a mess! It's locked."
And, beside himself with irritation at this unlooked-for obstacle, he began to batter and kick at the door, like one demented.
And, beside himself with frustration at this unexpected hurdle, he started to bang and kick at the door, like someone out of their mind.
He paused a minute for breath, and from the inside could be heard a shrill female voice demanding the pass-word.
He stopped for a moment to catch his breath, and from inside, a sharp female voice could be heard demanding the password.
"Pass-word?" bellowed back Master Nathaniel, "by the Sun, Moon and Stars and the Golden Apples of the West, what...."
"Password?" shouted Master Nathaniel in response, "by the Sun, Moon, and Stars and the Golden Apples of the West, what...."
But before he could finish his sentence, the door was opened from the other side, and they marched into a low, square room, which was lit by one lamp swinging by a chain from the ceiling—for which there seemed but little need, for a light more brilliant than that of any lamp, and yet as soft as moonlight, seemed to issue from the marvelous tapestries that hung on the walls.
But before he could finish his sentence, the door opened from the other side, and they walked into a small, square room lit by a lamp swinging from a chain on the ceiling—though it hardly seemed necessary, because a light brighter than any lamp and as soft as moonlight appeared to come from the amazing tapestries hanging on the walls.
They were dumb with amazement. This was as different from all the other tapestry they had ever seen as is an apple-tree in full blossom against a turquoise sky in May to the same tree in November, when only a few red leaves still cling to its branches, and the sky is leaden. Oh, those blues, and pinks, and brilliant greens! In what miraculous dyes had the silks been dipped?
They were speechless with amazement. This was as different from all the other tapestries they had ever seen as an apple tree in full bloom against a turquoise sky in May compared to the same tree in November, when only a few red leaves cling to its branches, and the sky is gray. Oh, those blues, pinks, and vibrant greens! In what amazing dyes had the silks been soaked?
As to the subjects, they were those familiar to every Dorimarite—hunting scenes, fugitives chased by the moon, shepherds and shepherdesses tending their azure sheep. But, depicted in these brilliant hues, they were like the ashes of the past, suddenly, under one's very eyes, breaking into flame. Heigh-presto! The men and women of a vanished age, noisy, gaudy, dominant, are flooding the streets, and driving the living before them like dead leaves.
As for the subjects, they were the usual ones every Dorimarite knew—hunting scenes, fugitives being chased by the moon, shepherds and shepherdesses looking after their blue sheep. But, shown in these bright colors, they felt like the remnants of the past, suddenly igniting right before your eyes. Just like that! The men and women of a gone era, loud, flashy, and powerful, are pouring into the streets, pushing the living ahead of them like fallen leaves.
And what was this lying in heaps on the floor? Pearls and sapphires, and monstrous rubies? Or windfalls of fruit, marvellous fruit, fallen from the trees depicted on the tapestry?
And what was lying in piles on the floor? Pearls and sapphires, and huge rubies? Or leftover fruit, amazing fruit, fallen from the trees shown on the tapestry?
Then, as their eyes grew accustomed to all the brilliance, the two friends began to get their bearings; there could be no doubt as to the nature of that fruit lying on the floor. It was fairy fruit, or their names were not respectively Chanticleer and Honeysuckle.
Then, as their eyes adjusted to all the brightness, the two friends started to get their bearings; there was no doubt about the nature of that fruit lying on the floor. It was fairy fruit, or their names weren't actually Chanticleer and Honeysuckle.
And, to their amazement, the guardian of this strange treasure was none other than their old acquaintance Mother Tibbs.
And, to their surprise, the guardian of this unusual treasure was none other than their old friend Mother Tibbs.
Her clear, child-like eyes that shone like lamps out of her seared weather-beaten face, were gazing at them in a sort of mild surprise.
Her clear, childlike eyes shone like lamps from her weathered, scarred face, watching them with a kind of mild surprise.
"If it isn't Master Hyacinth and Master Josiah!" she exclaimed, adding, with her gay, young laugh, "to think of their knowing the pass-word!"
"If it isn't Master Hyacinth and Master Josiah!" she said, laughing cheerfully, "Can you believe they know the password!"
Then she peered anxiously into their faces: "Are your stockings wearing well yonder? The last pair I washed for you didn't take the soap as they should. Marching down the Milky Way, and tripping it beyond the moon, is hard on stockings."
Then she looked nervously into their faces: "Are your stockings holding up over there? The last pair I washed for you didn’t clean properly. Marching down the Milky Way and skipping beyond the moon is tough on stockings."
Clearly she took them for their own fathers.
Clearly, she thought they were their own dads.
Meanwhile, Master Ambrose was drawing in his breath, with a noise as if he were eating soup, and creasing his double chins—sure signs, to anyone who had seen him on the Bench, that he was getting ready to hector.
Meanwhile, Master Ambrose was inhaling loudly, like he was slurping soup, and making his double chins ripple—clear signs, to anyone who had seen him on the Bench, that he was about to start his rant.
But Master Nathaniel gave him a little warning nudge, and said cordially to their hostess, "Why, our stockings, and boots too, are doing very nicely, thank you. So you didn't expect us to know the pass-word, eh? Well, well, perhaps we know more than you think," then, under his breath to Master Ambrose, "By my Great-aunt's Rump, Ambrose, what was the pass-word?"
But Master Nathaniel gave him a gentle nudge and said warmly to their hostess, "Well, our stockings and boots are doing just fine, thank you. So you didn’t think we’d know the password, huh? Well, maybe we know more than you realize," then, quietly to Master Ambrose, "By my Great-aunt's Rump, Ambrose, what was the password?"
Then turning again to Mother Tibbs, who was slightly swaying from her hips, as if in time to some jig, which she alone could hear, he said, "You've got some fine tapestry. I don't believe I've ever seen finer!"
Then turning again to Mother Tibbs, who was slightly swaying from her hips, as if in time to some jig, which she alone could hear, he said, "You've got some beautiful tapestry. I don't think I've ever seen anything better!"
She smiled, and then coming close up to him, said in a low voice, "Does your Worship know what makes it so fine? No? Why, it's the fairy fruit!" and she nodded her head mysteriously, several times.
She smiled, then leaned in closer to him and said in a soft voice, "Do you know what makes it so great? No? Well, it's the fairy fruit!" and she nodded her head mysteriously several times.
Master Ambrose gave a sort of low growl of rage, but again Master Nathaniel shot him a warning look, and said in a voice of polite interest, "Indeed! Indeed! And where, may I ask, does the ... er ... fruit come from?"
Master Ambrose let out a low grunt of anger, but once more Master Nathaniel cast him a warning glance and said in a tone of polite curiosity, "Really! Really! And where, if I may ask, does the ... um ... fruit come from?"
She laughed merrily, "Why, the gentlemen bring it! All the pretty gentlemen, dressed in green, with their knots of ribands, crowding down in the sunrise from their ships with the scarlet sails to suck the golden apricocks, when all in Lud are fast asleep! And then the cock says Cockadoodledoo! Cockadoodledooooo!" and her voice trailed off, far-away and lonely, suggesting, somehow, the first glimmer of dawn on ghostly hayricks.
She laughed joyfully, "Well, the gentlemen bring it! All the handsome gentlemen, dressed in green, with their ribbons, streaming down at sunrise from their ships with the red sails to enjoy the golden apricots, while everyone in Lud is fast asleep! And then the rooster crows Cockadoodledoo! Cockadoodledooooo!" and her voice faded, distant and lonely, hinting, somehow, at the first light of dawn on empty haystacks.
"And I'll tell you something, Master Nat Cock o' the Roost," she went on, smiling mysteriously, and coming close up to him, "you'll soon be dead!"
"And I'll tell you something, Master Nat Cock o' the Roost," she continued, smiling mysteriously and leaning in closer to him, "you'll be dead before you know it!"
Then she stepped back, smiling and nodding encouragingly, as if to say, "There's a pretty present I've given you! Take care of it."
Then she stepped back, smiling and nodding supportively, as if to say, "Here’s a lovely gift I’ve given you! Take good care of it."
"And as for Mother Tibbs," she went on triumphantly, "she'll soon be a fine lady, like the wives of the Senators, dancing all night under the moon! The gentlemen have promised."
"And as for Mother Tibbs," she continued proudly, "she'll soon be a classy lady, like the wives of the Senators, dancing all night under the moon! The guys have promised."
Master Ambrose gave a snort of impatience, but Master Nathaniel said with a good-humoured laugh, "So that's how you think the wives of the Senators spend their time, eh? I'm afraid they've other things to do. And as to yourself, aren't you getting too old for dancing?"
Master Ambrose snorted in impatience, but Master Nathaniel laughed good-naturedly, "So, that's how you think the Senators' wives spend their time, huh? I'm afraid they have other things to handle. And what about you? Aren't you getting a bit too old for dancing?"
A slight shadow passed across her clear eyes. Then she tossed her head with the noble gesture of a wild creature, and cried, "No! No! As long as my heart dances my feet will too. And nobody will grow old when the Duke comes back."
A fleeting shadow crossed her bright eyes. Then she tossed her head with the proud gesture of a wild animal and exclaimed, "No! No! As long as my heart is alive, my feet will be too. And no one will grow old when the Duke returns."
But Master Ambrose could contain himself no longer. He knew only too well Nat's love of listening to long rambling talk—especially when there happened to be some serious business on hand.
But Master Ambrose couldn't hold back anymore. He was all too aware of Nat's love for listening to long-winded conversations—especially when there was important business to discuss.
"Come, come," he cried in a stern voice, "in spite of being crack-brained, my good woman, you may soon find yourself dancing to another tune. Unless you tell us in double quick time who exactly these gentlemen are, and who it was that put you on guard here, and who brings that filthy fruit, and who takes it away, we will ... why, we will cut the fiddle strings that you dance to!"
"Come on," he shouted in a serious tone, "even if you're a bit out of your mind, you might soon find yourself singing a different song. Unless you tell us right away who these gentlemen are, who set you up to watch here, who delivers that disgusting fruit, and who takes it away, we will ... well, we will cut the strings of the fiddle you dance to!"
This threat was a subconscious echo of the last words he had heard spoken by Moonlove. Its effect was instantaneous.
This threat was a subconscious reminder of the last words he had heard from Moonlove. Its impact was immediate.
"Cut the fiddle strings! Cut the fiddle strings!" she wailed; adding coaxingly, "No, no, pretty master, you would never do that! Would he now?" and she turned appealingly to Master Nathaniel. "It would be like taking away the poor man's strawberries. The Senator has peaches and roasted swans and peacock's hearts, and a fine coach to drive in, and a feather bed to lie late in of a morning. And the poor man has black bread and baked haws, and work ... but in the summer he has strawberries and tunes to dance to. No, no, you would never cut the fiddle strings!"
"Cut the fiddle strings! Cut the fiddle strings!" she cried, adding sweetly, "No, no, pretty master, you wouldn't do that! Would you?" and she looked hopefully at Master Nathaniel. "It would be like taking away the poor man's strawberries. The Senator has peaches, roasted swans, peacock hearts, a fancy coach to ride in, and a comfy feather bed to sleep late in. And the poor man has black bread and baked haws, and work... but in the summer he has strawberries and music to dance to. No, no, you would never cut the fiddle strings!"
Master Nathaniel felt a lump in his throat. But Master Ambrose was inexorable: "Yes, of course I would!" he blustered; "I'd cut the strings of every fiddle in Lud. And I will, too, unless you tell us what we want to know. Come, Mother Tibbs, speak out—I'm a man of my word."
Master Nathaniel felt a lump in his throat. But Master Ambrose was relentless: "Yes, of course I would!" he blustered; "I'd cut the strings of every fiddle in Lud. And I will, too, unless you tell us what we want to know. Come on, Mother Tibbs, speak up—I’m a man of my word."
She gazed at him beseechingly, and then a look of innocent cunning crept into her candid eyes and she placed a finger on her lips, then nodded her head several times and said in a mysterious whisper, "If you'll promise not to cut the fiddle strings I'll show you the prettiest sight in the world—the sturdy dead lads in the Fields of Grammary hoisting their own coffins on their shoulders, and tripping it over the daisies. Come!" and she darted to the side of the wall, drew aside the tapestry and revealed to them another secret door. She pressed some spring, it flew open disclosing another dark tunnel.
She looked at him with pleading eyes, and then a hint of playful mischief appeared in her honest gaze. She put a finger to her lips, nodded several times, and said in a secretive whisper, “If you promise not to cut the fiddle strings, I’ll show you the most beautiful sight in the world—the brave deceased lads in the Fields of Grammary carrying their own coffins on their shoulders, dancing over the daisies. Come!” With that, she dashed to the wall, pulled back the tapestry, and revealed another hidden door. She pressed a spring, and it swung open, revealing a dark tunnel.
"Follow me, pretty masters," she cried.
"Follow me, lovely masters," she shouted.
"There's nothing to be done," whispered Master Nathaniel, "but to humour her. She may have something of real value to show us."
"There's nothing we can do," whispered Master Nathaniel, "except to go along with her. She might have something truly valuable to show us."
Master Ambrose muttered something about a couple of lunatics and not having left his fireside to waste the night in indulging their fantasies; but all the same he followed Master Nathaniel, and the second secret door shut behind them with a sharp click.
Master Ambrose grumbled about a couple of crazies and how he didn’t leave his comfy spot by the fire to waste the night on their wild ideas; yet, he still followed Master Nathaniel, and the second secret door closed behind them with a sharp click.
"Phew!" said Master Nathaniel: "Phew!" puffed Master Ambrose, as they pounded laboriously along the passage behind their light-footed guide.
"Phew!" said Master Nathaniel. "Phew!" huffed Master Ambrose as they trudged along the hallway behind their nimble guide.
Then they began to ascend a flight of stairs, which seemed interminable, and finally fell forward with a lurch on to their knees, and again there was a click of something shutting behind them.
Then they started to climb a seemingly endless flight of stairs, eventually stumbling forward onto their knees, and once again, they heard a click as something closed behind them.
They groaned and cursed and rubbed their knees and demanded angrily to what unholy place she had been pleased to lead them.
They moaned and swore, rubbed their knees, and angrily demanded to know what hellish place she had chosen to take them.
But she clapped her hands gleefully, "Don't you know, pretty masters? Why, you're where the dead cocks roost! You've come back to your own snug cottage, Master Josiah Chanticleer. Take your lanthorn and look round you."
But she clapped her hands happily, "Don't you know, good masters? You're right where the dead cocks roost! You've returned to your cozy home, Master Josiah Chanticleer. Grab your lantern and take a look around."
This Master Nathaniel proceeded to do, and slowly it dawned on him where they were.
This Master Nathaniel went ahead and, little by little, it became clear to him where they were.
"By the Golden Apples of the West, Ambrose!" he exclaimed, "if we're not in my own chapel!"
"By the Golden Apples of the West, Ambrose!" he exclaimed, "if we're not in my own chapel!"
And, sure enough, the rays of the lanthorn revealed the shelves lined with porphyry coffins, the richly wrought marble ceiling, and the mosaic floor of the home of the dead Chanticleers.
And, sure enough, the light from the lantern showed the shelves filled with porphyry coffins, the beautifully designed marble ceiling, and the mosaic floor of the home of the dead Chanticleers.
"Toasted Cheese!" muttered Master Ambrose in amazement.
"Toasted Cheese!" muttered Master Ambrose in disbelief.
"It must have two doors, though I never knew it," said Master Nathaniel. "A secret door opening on to that hidden flight of steps. There are evidently people who know more about my chapel than I do myself," and suddenly he remembered how the other day he had found its door ajar.
"It must have two doors, even though I never knew that," said Master Nathaniel. "A secret door leading to that hidden staircase. Clearly, there are people who know more about my chapel than I do," and suddenly he recalled how he had found its door slightly open the other day.
Mother Tibbs laughed gleefully at their surprise, and then, placing one finger on her lips, she beckoned them to follow her; and they tip-toed after her out into the moonlit Fields of Grammary, where she signed to them to hide themselves from view behind the big trunk of a sycamore.
Mother Tibbs laughed joyfully at their surprise, and then, putting a finger to her lips, she signaled for them to follow her. They tiptoed after her into the moonlit Fields of Grammary, where she motioned for them to hide behind the large trunk of a sycamore tree.
The dew, like lunar daisies, lay thickly on the grassy graves. The marble statues of the departed seemed to flicker into smiles under the rays of the full moon; and, not far from the sycamore, two men were digging up a newly-made grave. One of them was a brawny fellow with the gold rings in his ears worn by sailors, the other was—Endymion Leer.
The dew, like moonlit flowers, lay heavily on the grassy graves. The marble statues of those who had passed looked like they were smiling in the light of the full moon; and not far from the sycamore tree, two men were digging up a fresh grave. One of them was a strong guy with gold earrings typically worn by sailors, and the other was—Endymion Leer.
Master Nathaniel shot a look of triumph at Master Ambrose, and whispered, "A cask of flower-in-amber, Brosie!"
Master Nathaniel shot a triumphant glance at Master Ambrose and whispered, "A barrel of flower-in-amber, Brosie!"
For some time the two men dug on in silence, and then they pulled out three large coffins and laid them on the grass.
For a while, the two men continued digging in silence, and then they took out three large coffins and placed them on the grass.
"We'd better have a peep, Sebastian," said Endymion Leer, "to see that the goods have been delivered all right. We're dealing with tricky customers."
"We should take a look, Sebastian," said Endymion Leer, "to make sure the goods have been delivered properly. We're dealing with tricky customers."
The young man, addressed as Sebastian, grinned, and taking a clasp knife from his belt, began to prise open one of the coffins.
The young man, called Sebastian, grinned and, pulling a pocket knife from his belt, started to pry open one of the coffins.
As he inserted the blade into the lid, our two friends behind the sycamore could not help shuddering; nor was their horror lessened by the demeanor of Mother Tibbs, for she half closed her eyes, and drew the air in sharply through her nostrils, as if in expectation of some delicious perfume.
As he slid the knife into the lid, our two friends behind the sycamore couldn't help but shudder; their fear wasn't eased by Mother Tibbs's behavior, as she half-closed her eyes and inhaled sharply through her nose, almost as if she were expecting some delightful scent.
But when the lid was finally opened and the contents of the coffin exposed to view, they proved not to be cere cloths and hideousness, but—closely packed fairy fruit.
But when the lid was finally opened and the contents of the coffin were revealed, they turned out not to be burial shrouds and grossness, but—tightly packed fairy fruit.
"Toasted Cheese!" muttered Master Ambrose; "Busty Bridget!" muttered Master Nathaniel.
"Toasted Cheese!" muttered Master Ambrose; "Busty Bridget!" muttered Master Nathaniel.
"Yes, that's the goods all right," said Endymion Leer, "and we'll take the other two on trust. Shut it up again, and help to hoist it on to my shoulder, and do you follow with the other two—we'll take them right away to the tapestry-room. We're having a council there at midnight, and it's getting on for that now."
"Yeah, that's the stuff for sure," said Endymion Leer, "and we’ll trust the other two. Close it up again, and help me lift it onto my shoulder, and you follow with the other two—we’ll take them straight to the tapestry room. We're having a meeting there at midnight, and it's almost time."
Choosing a moment when the backs of the two smugglers were turned, Mother Tibbs darted out from behind the sycamore, and shot back into the chapel, evidently afraid of not being found at her post. And she was shortly followed by Endymion Leer and his companion.
Choosing a moment when the two smugglers weren’t paying attention, Mother Tibbs quickly emerged from behind the sycamore and rushed back into the chapel, clearly worried about not being at her post. She was soon followed by Endymion Leer and his friend.
At first, the sensations of Master Nathaniel and Master Ambrose were too complicated to be expressed in words, and they merely stared at each other, with round eyes. Then a slow smile broke over Master Nathaniel's face, "No Moongrass cheese for you this time, Brosie," he said. "Who was right, you or me?"
At first, Master Nathaniel and Master Ambrose found their feelings too complex to put into words, so they just stared at each other with wide eyes. Then, a slow smile spread across Master Nathaniel's face, "No Moongrass cheese for you this time, Brosie," he said. "Who was right, you or me?"
"By the Milky Way, it was you, Nat!" cried Master Ambrose, for once, in a voice of real excitement. "The rascal! The unmitigated rogue! So it's him, is it, we parents have to thank for what has happened! But he'll hang for it, he'll hang for it—though we have to change the whole constitution of Dorimare! The blackguard!"
"By the Milky Way, it was you, Nat!" shouted Master Ambrose, sounding genuinely excited for once. "The scoundrel! The absolute rogue! So he's the one we parents have to blame for what’s happened! But he’ll be punished for it, he’ll be punished for it—though we might have to change the entire system of Dorimare! The criminal!"
"Into the town probably as a hearse," Master Nathaniel was saying thoughtfully, "then buried here, then down through my chapel into the secret room in the Guildhall, whence, I suppose, they distribute it by degrees. It's quite clear now how the stuff gets into Lud. All that remains to clear up is how it gets past our Yeomen on the border ... but what's taken you, Ambrose?"
"Probably coming into town in a hearse," Master Nathaniel was saying thoughtfully, "then buried here, then down through my chapel into the secret room in the Guildhall, from where, I guess, they distribute it gradually. It's pretty clear now how the stuff gets into Lud. The only thing left to figure out is how it gets past our Yeomen on the border... but what’s bothering you, Ambrose?"
For Master Ambrose was simply shaking with laughter; and he did not laugh easily.
For Master Ambrose was just shaking with laughter, and he didn't laugh easily.
"Do the dead bleed?" he was repeating between his guffaws; "why, Nat, it's the best joke I've heard these twenty years!"
"Do the dead bleed?" he kept saying between his laughs; "wow, Nat, it's the best joke I've heard in twenty years!"
And when he had sufficiently recovered he told Master Nathaniel about the red juice oozing out of the coffin, which he had taken for blood, and how he had frightened Endymion Leer out of his wits by asking him about it.
And when he had fully recovered, he told Master Nathaniel about the red liquid seeping out of the coffin, which he had mistaken for blood, and how he had scared Endymion Leer out of his mind by asking him about it.
"When, of course, it was a bogus funeral, and what I had seen was the juice of that damned fruit!" and again he was seized with paroxysms of laughter.
"When, of course, it was a fake funeral, and what I had seen was the juice of that damn fruit!" and again he was overcome with fits of laughter.
But Master Nathaniel merely gave an absent smile; there was something vaguely reminiscent in that idea of the dead bleeding—something he had recently read or heard; but, for the moment, he could not remember where.
But Master Nathaniel just smiled absentmindedly; there was something vaguely familiar about the idea of the dead bleeding—something he had recently read or heard about; but for now, he couldn't recall where.
In the meantime, Master Ambrose had recovered his gravity. "Come, come," he cried briskly, "we've not a moment to lose. We must be off at once to Mumchance, rouse him and a couple of his men, and be back in a twinkling to that tapestry-room, to take them red-handed."
In the meantime, Master Ambrose had regained his seriousness. "Come on," he said quickly, "we don't have a moment to waste. We need to get to Mumchance, wake him and a couple of his men, and be back in no time to that tapestry room, to catch them in the act."
"You're right, Ambrose! You're right!" cried Master Nathaniel. And off they went at a sharp jog trot, out at the gate, down the hill, and into the sleeping town.
"You're right, Ambrose! You're right!" shouted Master Nathaniel. And off they went at a brisk jog, through the gate, down the hill, and into the quiet town.
They had no difficulty in rousing Mumchance and in firing him with their own enthusiasm. As they told him in a few hurried words what they had discovered, his respect for the Senate went up in leaps and bounds—though he could scarcely credit his ears when he learned of the part played in the evening's transactions by Endymion Leer.
They had no trouble waking Mumchance and getting him excited about their findings. As they quickly shared what they had uncovered, his respect for the Senate soared—though he could hardly believe what he was hearing when he found out about Endymion Leer’s role in that evening's events.
"To think of that! To think of that!" he kept repeating, "and me who's always been so friendly with the Doctor, too!"
"Can you believe that? Can you believe that!" he kept saying, "and here I am, always having been so friendly with the Doctor, too!"
As a matter of fact, Endymion Leer had for some months been the recipient of Mumchance's complaints with regard to the slackness and inefficiency of the Senate; and, in his turn, had succeeded in infecting the good Captain's mind with sinister suspicions against Master Nathaniel. And there was a twinge of conscience for disloyalty to his master, the Mayor, behind the respectful heartiness of his tones as he cried, "Very good, your Worship. It's Green and Juniper what are on duty tonight. I'll go and fetch them from the guard-room, and we should be able to settle the rascals nicely."
Actually, Endymion Leer had been listening to Mumchance's complaints for a few months now about the laziness and incompetence of the Senate; and, in turn, he'd managed to plant some troubling doubts in Captain's mind about Master Nathaniel. There was a hint of guilt for being disloyal to his boss, the Mayor, behind the polite enthusiasm in his voice as he said, "Sure thing, your Worship. It's Green and Juniper who are on duty tonight. I'll go grab them from the guard-room, and we should be able to handle those troublemakers just fine."
As the clocks in Lud-in-the-Mist were striking midnight the five of them were stepping cautiously along the corridors of the Guildhall. They had no difficulty in finding the hollow panel, and having pressed the spring, they made their way along the secret passage.
As the clocks in Lud-in-the-Mist were striking midnight, the five of them were carefully making their way down the corridors of the Guildhall. They easily found the hollow panel, and after pressing the spring, they moved through the secret passage.
"Ambrose!" whispered Master Nathaniel flurriedly, "what was it exactly that I said that turned out to be the pass-word? What with the excitement and all I've clean forgotten it."
"Ambrose!" whispered Master Nathaniel anxiously, "what did I actually say that became the password? With all the excitement, I've completely forgotten it."
Master Ambrose shook his head. "I haven't the slightest idea," he whispered back. "To tell you the truth, I couldn't make out what she meant about your having used a pass-word. All I can remember your saying was 'Toasted Cheese!' or 'Busty Bridget!'—or something equally elegant."
Master Ambrose shook his head. "I have no idea," he whispered back. "Honestly, I couldn't figure out what she meant by your having used a password. All I can remember you saying is 'Toasted Cheese!' or 'Busty Bridget!'—or something just as classy."
Now they had got to the door, locked from the inside as before.
Now they had reached the door, locked from the inside just like before.
"Look here, Mumchance," said Master Nathaniel, ruefully, "we can't remember the pass-word, and they won't open without it."
"Listen, Mumchance," Master Nathaniel said with a sigh, "we can’t remember the password, and they won’t open it without it."
Mumchance smiled indulgently, "Your Worship need not worry about the pass-word," he said. "I expect we'll be able to find another that will do as well ... eh, Green and Juniper? But perhaps first—just to be in order—your Worship would knock and command them to open."
Mumchance smiled kindly, "Your Worship doesn't need to worry about the pass-word," he said. "I think we'll be able to come up with another that will work just as well ... right, Green and Juniper? But perhaps first—just to be proper—Your Worship should knock and tell them to open."
Master Nathaniel felt absurdly disappointed. For one thing, it shocked his sense of dramatic economy that they should have to resort to violence when the same result could have been obtained by a minimum expenditure of energy. Besides, he had so looked forward to showing off his new little trick!
Master Nathaniel felt ridiculously let down. For one thing, it shocked his sense of theatrical efficiency that they had to turn to violence when they could have achieved the same result with minimal effort. Plus, he had been so excited to show off his new little trick!
So it was with a rueful sigh that he gave a loud rat-a-tat-tat on the door, calling out, "Open in the name of the Law!"
So, with a regretful sigh, he knocked loudly on the door, shouting, "Open up in the name of the Law!"
These words, of course, produced no response, and Mumchance, with the help of the other four, proceeded to put into effect his own pass-word, which was to shove with all their might against the door, two of the hinges of which he had noticed looked rusty.
These words, of course, got no reply, and Mumchance, with the help of the other four, went ahead to use his own password, which was to push with all their strength against the door, two of the hinges of which he had noticed looked rusty.
It began to creak, and then to crack, and finally they burst into ... an empty room. No strange fruit lay heaped on the floor; nothing hung on the walls but a few pieces of faded moth-eaten tapestry. It looked like a room that had not been entered for centuries.
It started to creak, then crack, and finally they burst into ... an empty room. No odd fruit was piled on the floor; nothing decorated the walls except a few pieces of worn, moth-eaten tapestry. It appeared to be a room that hadn’t been entered in ages.
When they had recovered from their first surprise, Master Nathaniel cried fiercely, "They must have got wind that we were after them, and given us the slip, taking their loads of filthy fruits with them, I'll...."
When they had gotten over their initial shock, Master Nathaniel exclaimed angrily, "They must have caught on that we were onto them and slipped away, taking their loads of disgusting fruits with them. I'll...."
"There's been no fruit here, your Worship," said Mumchance in a voice that he was trying hard to keep respectful; "it always leaves stains, and there ain't any stains here."
"There's been no fruit here, your Honor," Mumchance said in a voice he was trying hard to keep respectful; "it always leaves stains, and there aren't any stains here."
And he couldn't resist adding, with a wink to Juniper and Green, "I daresay it's your Worship's having forgotten the pass-word that's done it!" And Juniper and Green grinned from ear to ear.
And he couldn't help adding, with a wink at Juniper and Green, "I bet it's your Worship's forgetting the password that's caused this!" And Juniper and Green smiled broadly.
Master Nathaniel was too chagrined to heed this insolence; but Master Ambrose—ever the champion of dignity in distress—gave Mumchance such a look that he hung his head and humbly hoped that his Worship would forgive his little joke.
Master Nathaniel was too embarrassed to respond to this disrespect; but Master Ambrose—always the defender of dignity in tough situations—gave Mumchance such a look that he lowered his head and humbly hoped that his Worship would forgive his little joke.
CHAPTER XIV
DEAD IN THE EYE OF THE LAW
The following morning Master Nathaniel woke late, and got up on the wrong side of his bed, which, in view of the humiliation and disappointment of the previous night, was, perhaps, pardonable.
The next morning, Master Nathaniel woke up late and got out of bed on the wrong side, which, considering the embarrassment and letdown of the night before, was probably understandable.
His temper was not improved by Dame Marigold's coming in while he was dressing to complain of his having smoked green shag elsewhere than in the pipe-room: "And you know how it always upsets me, Nat. I'm feeling quite squeamish this morning, the whole house reeks of it ... Nat! you know you are an old blackguard!" and she dimpled and shook her finger at him, as an emollient to the slight shrewishness of her tone.
His mood wasn't helped by Dame Marigold walking in while he was getting dressed to complain that he'd smoked green shag in places other than the pipe room. "And you know how much it bothers me, Nat. I'm feeling pretty queasy this morning; the whole house smells like it... Nat! You know you're a real scoundrel!" She smiled and wagged her finger at him, trying to soften the slight sharpness in her voice.
"Well, you're wrong for once," snapped Master Nathaniel; "I haven't smoked shag even in the pipe-room for at least a week—so there! Upon my word, Marigold, your nose is a nuisance—you should keep it in a bag, like a horse!"
"Well, you're wrong for once," snapped Master Nathaniel; "I haven't smoked shag even in the pipe-room for at least a week—so there! Honestly, Marigold, your nose is a nuisance—you should keep it in a bag, like a horse!"
But though Master Nathaniel might be in a bad temper he was far from being daunted by what had happened the night before.
But even though Master Nathaniel might be in a bad mood, he wasn’t discouraged by what had happened the night before.
He shut himself into the pipe-room and wrote busily for about a quarter of an hour; then he paced up and down committing what he had written to memory. Then he set out for the daily meeting of the Senate. And so absorbed was he with the speech he had been preparing that he was impervious, in the Senators' tiring-room, to the peculiar glances cast at him by his colleagues.
He locked himself in the pipe-room and wrote furiously for about fifteen minutes; then he walked back and forth, memorizing what he had written. After that, he headed to the daily Senate meeting. He was so focused on the speech he had been working on that he didn't notice the strange looks his colleagues were giving him in the Senators' waiting room.
Once the Senators had donned their robes of office and taken their places in the magnificent room reserved for their councils, their whole personality was wont suddenly to alter, and they would cease to be genial, easy-going merchants who had known each other all their lives and become grave, formal—even hierophantic, in manner; while abandoning the careless colloquial diction of every day, they would adopt the language of their forefathers, forged in more strenuous and poetic days than the present.
Once the Senators put on their robes and took their seats in the grand chamber set aside for their meetings, their whole demeanor would suddenly change. They would stop being friendly, laid-back merchants who had known each other forever and become serious, formal—even almost priestly—in their manner. Instead of using the casual everyday language they usually spoke, they would adopt the speech of their ancestors, crafted in more intense and poetic times than now.
In consequence, the stern look in Master Nathaniel's eye that morning, when he rose to address his colleagues, the stern tone in which he said "Senators of Dorimare!" might have heralded nothing more serious than a suggestion that they should, that year, have geese instead of turkeys at their public dinner.
In consequence, the serious look in Master Nathaniel's eye that morning, when he stood up to speak to his colleagues, and the serious tone in which he said "Senators of Dorimare!" might have indicated nothing more important than a suggestion that they should have geese instead of turkeys at their public dinner that year.
But his opening words showed that this was to be no usual speech.
But his opening words showed that this was going to be anything but a typical speech.
"Senators of Dorimare!" he began, "I am going to ask you this morning to awake. We have been asleep for many centuries, and the Law has sung us lullabies. But many of us here have received the accolade of a very heavy affliction. Has that wakened us? I fear not. The time has come when it behooves us to look facts in the face—even if those facts bear a strange likeness to dreams and fancies.
"Senators of Dorimare!" he started, "I’m asking you this morning to wake up. We've been asleep for centuries, and the Law has sung us to sleep. But many of us gathered here have faced a serious burden. Has that jolted us awake? I’m afraid not. The time has come to confront the truth— even if that truth looks oddly like dreams and fantasies."
"My friends, the ancient foes of our country are abroad. Tradition says that the Fairies" (he brought out boldly the horrid word) "fear iron; and we, the descendants of the merchant-heroes, must still have left in us some veins of that metal. The time has come to prove it. We stand to lose everything that makes life pleasant and secure—laughter, sound sleep, the merriment of fire-sides, the peacefulness of gardens. And if we cannot bequeath the certainty of these things to our children, what will boot them their inheritance? It is for us, then, as fathers as well as citizens, once and for all to uproot this menace, the roots of which are in the past, the branches of which cast their shadow on the future.
"My friends, the ancient enemies of our country are out there. According to tradition, the Fairies" (he boldly emphasized the dreadful word) "fear iron; and we, the descendants of the merchant-heroes, must still have some of that metal in our veins. The time has come to prove it. We stand to lose everything that makes life enjoyable and secure—laughter, restful sleep, the joy of gathering around the fire, the tranquility of our gardens. And if we can't pass on the certainty of these things to our children, what good is their inheritance? Therefore, as fathers and citizens, it’s our responsibility to remove this threat once and for all, whose roots lie in the past and whose branches cast shadows on the future."
"I and another of your colleagues have discovered at last who it was that brought this recent grief and shame upon so many of us. It will be hard, I fear, to prove his guilt, for he is subtle, stealthy, and mocking, and, like his invisible allies, his chief weapon is delusion. I ask you all, then, to parry that weapon with faith and loyalty, which will make you take the word of old and trusty friends as the only touchstone of truth. And, after that—I have sometimes thought that less blame attaches to deluding others than to deluding oneself. Away, then, with flimsy legal fictions! Let us call things by their names—not grograine or tuftaffity, but fairy fruit. And if it be proved that any man has brought such merchandise into Dorimare, let him hang by his neck till he be dead."
"I and another one of your colleagues have finally figured out who is responsible for the recent pain and embarrassment many of us are feeling. It’s going to be tough to prove his guilt, though, because he’s clever, sneaky, and mocking, and like his unseen accomplices, his main weapon is deceit. So, I urge all of you to counter that weapon with faith and loyalty, which will help you trust the words of old and reliable friends as your only measure of truth. And after that—I’ve often thought that it’s less blameworthy to fool others than to fool oneself. Away with hollow legal pretenses! Let’s call things what they truly are—not grograine or tuftaffity, but fairy fruit. And if it turns out that anyone has brought such goods into Dorimare, let him hang by his neck until he’s dead."
Then Master Nathaniel sat down.
Then Master Nathaniel took a seat.
But where was the storm of applause he had expected would greet his words? Where were the tears, the eager questions, the tokens of deeply stirred feelings?
But where was the thunderous applause he had expected to follow his words? Where were the tears, the eager questions, the signs of deep emotion?
Except for Master Ambrose's defiant "Bravos!" his speech was received in profound silence. The faces all round him were grim and frigid, with compressed lips and frowning brows—except the portrait of Duke Aubrey—he, as usual, was faintly smiling.
Except for Master Ambrose's defiant "Bravos!" his speech was met with complete silence. The faces around him were serious and cold, with tight lips and furrowed brows—except for the portrait of Duke Aubrey—who, as always, had a faint smile.
Then Master Polydore Vigil rose to his feet, and broke the grim silence.
Then Master Polydore Vigil stood up and broke the heavy silence.
"Senators of Dorimare!" he began, "the eloquent words we have just listened to from his Worship the Mayor can, strangely enough, serve as a prelude—a golden prelude to my poor, leaden words. I, too, came here this morning resolved to bring your attention to legal fictions—which, sometimes, it may be, have their uses. But perhaps before I say my say, his Worship will allow the clerk to read us the oldest legal fiction in our Code. It is to be found in the first volume of the Acts of the twenty-fifth year of the Republic, Statute 5, chapter 9."
"Senators of Dorimare!" he started, "the eloquent words we've just heard from Mayor can, oddly enough, serve as a fitting introduction—a golden introduction to my humble, heavy words. I, too, came here this morning ready to draw your attention to legal fictions—which, at times, might have their benefits. But maybe before I share my thoughts, the Mayor will let the clerk read us the oldest legal fiction in our Code. It’s located in the first volume of the Acts of the twenty-fifth year of the Republic, Statute 5, chapter 9."
Master Polydore Vigil sat down, and a slow grim smile circulated round the hall, and then seemed to vanish and subside in the mocking eyes of Duke Aubrey's portrait.
Master Polydore Vigil sat down, and a slow, grim smile spread around the hall, only to fade and disappear in the mocking gaze of Duke Aubrey's portrait.
Master Nathaniel exchanged puzzled glances with Master Ambrose; but there was nothing for it but to order the clerk to comply with the wishes of Master Polydore.
Master Nathaniel exchanged confused looks with Master Ambrose; but there was nothing to do but tell the clerk to follow Master Polydore's wishes.
So, in a small, high, expressionless voice, which might have been the voice of the Law herself, the clerk read as follows:
So, in a small, high, emotionless voice, which could have been the voice of the Law herself, the clerk read the following:
"Further, we ordain that nothing but death alone shall have power to dismiss the Mayor of Lud-in-the-Mist and High Seneschal of Dorimare before the five years of his term of office shall fully have expired. But, the dead, being dumb, feeble, treacherous and given to vanities, if any Mayor at a time of menace to the safety of the Dorimarites be held by his colleagues to be any of these things, then let him be accounted dead in the eye of the Law, and let another be elected in his stead."
"Furthermore, we decree that only death can remove the Mayor of Lud-in-the-Mist and the High Seneschal of Dorimare before the full five years of their term have passed. However, since the dead are silent, weak, deceitful, and prone to vanities, if any Mayor is considered by their colleagues to embody these qualities during a threat to the safety of the Dorimarites, they shall be treated as if they are dead in the eyes of the Law, and another shall be elected in their place."
CHAPTER XV
"HO, HO, HOH!"
The clerk shut the great tome, bowed low, and withdrew to his place; and an ominous silence reigned in the hall.
The clerk closed the big book, bowed deeply, and returned to his spot; a tense silence settled over the hall.
Master Nathaniel sat watching the scene with an eye so cold and aloof that the Eye of the Law itself could surely not have been colder. What power had delusion or legal fictions against the mysterious impetus propelling him along the straight white road that led he knew not whither?
Master Nathaniel sat observing the scene with an expression so detached and indifferent that the Eye of the Law itself couldn't have been any colder. What chance did illusions or legal fictions stand against the mysterious force driving him down the straight white road that he didn't know the destination of?
But Master Ambrose sprang up and demanded fiercely that the honourable Senator would oblige them by an explanation of his offensive insinuations.
But Master Ambrose jumped up and angrily insisted that the honorable Senator explain his offensive implications.
Nothing loth, Master Polydore again rose to his feet, and, pointing a menacing finger at Master Nathaniel, he said: "His worship the Mayor has told us of a man stealthy, mocking, and subtle, who has brought this recent grief and shame upon us. That man is none other than his Worship the Mayor himself."
Nothing unwilling, Master Polydore got back on his feet and, pointing an accusing finger at Master Nathaniel, said: "The Mayor has told us about a sneaky, mocking, and cunning man who has caused this recent trouble and shame for us. That man is none other than the Mayor himself."
Master Ambrose again sprung to his feet, and began angrily to protest, but Master Nathaniel, ex cathedra, sternly ordered him to be silent and to sit down.
Master Ambrose jumped to his feet again and started angrily protesting, but Master Nathaniel, speaking with authority, firmly told him to be quiet and to sit down.
Master Polydore continued: "He has been dumb, when it was the time to speak, feeble, when it was the time to act, treacherous, as the desolate homes of his friends can testify, and given to vanities. Aye, given to vanities, for what," and he smiled ironically, "but vanity in a man is too great a love for grograines and tuftaffities and other costly silks? Therefore, I move that in the eye of the Law he be accounted dead."
Master Polydore continued: "He has been silent when it was time to speak, weak when it was time to act, deceitful, as the empty homes of his friends can prove, and obsessed with superficial things. Yes, obsessed with superficial things, because what else," and he smiled sarcastically, "but vanity in a man is an excessive love for fine fabrics and fancy textiles and other expensive silks? Therefore, I propose that in the eyes of the Law he be considered dead."
A low murmur of approval surged over the hall.
A quiet wave of approval spread through the hall.
"Will he deny that he is over fond of silk?"
"Will he deny that he loves silk too much?"
Master Nathaniel bowed, in token that he did deny it.
Master Nathaniel bowed, indicating that he denied it.
Master Polydore asked if he would then be willing to have his house searched; again Master Nathaniel bowed.
Master Polydore asked if he would be willing to have his house searched; once more, Master Nathaniel bowed.
There and then?
Right then and there?
And Master Nathaniel bowed again.
And Master Nathaniel bowed once more.
So the Senate rose and twenty of the Senators, without removing their robes, filed out of the Guildhall and marched two and two towards Master Nathaniel's house.
So the Senate stood up, and twenty of the Senators, without taking off their robes, walked out of the Guildhall and marched two by two toward Master Nathaniel's house.
On the way who should tag himself on to the procession but Endymion Leer. At this, Master Ambrose completely lost his temper. He would like to know why this double-dyed villain, this shameless Son of a Fairy, was putting his rancid nose into the private concerns of the Senate! But Master Nathaniel cried impatiently, "Oh, let him come, Ambrose, if he wants to. The more the merrier!"
On the way, who should attach himself to the procession but Endymion Leer. At this, Master Ambrose completely lost his temper. He wanted to know why this double-dealing villain, this shameless Son of a Fairy, was sticking his nasty nose into the private matters of the Senate! But Master Nathaniel exclaimed impatiently, "Oh, let him come, Ambrose, if he wants to. The more, the merrier!"
You can picture the consternation of Dame Marigold when, a few minutes later, her brother—with a crowd of Senators pressing up behind him—bade her, with a face of grave compassion, to bring him all the keys of the house.
You can imagine the shock on Dame Marigold’s face when, a few minutes later, her brother—followed by a crowd of Senators—told her, with a serious look of sympathy, to bring him all the keys of the house.
They proceeded to make a thorough search, ransacking every cupboard, chest and bureau. But nowhere did they find so much as an incriminating pip, so much as a stain of dubious colour.
They began to search thoroughly, tearing apart every cupboard, chest, and dresser. But they found not even a single piece of evidence, not even a suspicious stain.
"Well," began Master Polydore, in a voice of mingled relief and disappointment, "it seems that our search has been a...."
"Well," started Master Polydore, in a voice that was a mix of relief and disappointment, "it looks like our search has been a...."
"Fruitless one, eh?" prompted Endymion Leer, rubbing his hands, and darting his bright eyes over the assembled faces. "Well, perhaps it has. Perhaps it has."
"Fruitless one, huh?" said Endymion Leer, rubbing his hands and glancing around at the faces in the crowd. "Well, maybe it has. Maybe it has."
They were standing in the hall, quite close to the grandfather's clock, which was ticking away, as innocent and foolish-looking as a newly-born lamb.
They were standing in the hallway, pretty close to the grandfather clock, which was ticking away, as innocent and silly-looking as a newborn lamb.
Endymion Leer walked up to it and gazed at it quizzically, with his head on one side. Then he tapped its mahogany case—making Dame Marigold think of what the guardian at the Guildhall had said of his likeness to a woodpecker.
Endymion Leer approached it and looked at it with curiosity, tilting his head to one side. Then he tapped its mahogany case—making Dame Marigold recall what the guardian at the Guildhall had said about his resemblance to a woodpecker.
Then he stood back a few paces and wagged his finger at it in comic admonition ("Vulgar buffoon!" said Master Ambrose quite audibly), and then the wag turned to Master Polydore and said, "Just before we go, to make quite sure, what about having a peep inside this clock?"
Then he stepped back a few feet and shook his finger at it in a funny warning ("Vulgar buffoon!" Master Ambrose said quite loudly), and then the jokester turned to Master Polydore and said, "Before we leave, just to be sure, how about taking a look inside this clock?"
Master Polydore had secretly sympathised with Master Ambrose's ejaculation, and thought that the Doctor, by jesting at such a time, was showing a deplorable lack of good breeding.
Master Polydore had secretly agreed with Master Ambrose's outburst and believed that the Doctor, by joking at such a serious moment, was demonstrating a terrible lack of good manners.
All the same, the Law does not shrink from reducing thoroughness to absurdity, so he asked Master Nathaniel if he would kindly produce the key of the clock.
All the same, the Law doesn’t hesitate to take thoroughness to the extreme, so he asked Master Nathaniel if he would kindly get the key to the clock.
He did so, and the case was opened; Dame Marigold made a grimace and held her pomander to her nose, and to the general amazement that foolish, innocent-looking grandfather's clock stood revealed as a veritable cornucopia of exotic, strangely coloured, sinister-looking fruits.
He did that, and the case was opened; Dame Marigold made a face and held her pomander to her nose, and to everyone's surprise, that silly, innocent-looking grandfather clock was revealed to be a true cornucopia of exotic, oddly colored, and sinister-looking fruits.
Vine-like tendrils, studded with bright, menacing berries were twined round the pendulum and the chains of the two leaden weights; and at the bottom of the case stood a gourd of an unknown colour, which had been scooped hollow and filled with what looked like crimson grapes, tawny figs, raspberries of an emerald green, and fruits even stranger than these, and of colour and shape not found in any of the species of Dorimare.
Vine-like tendrils, dotted with bright, threatening berries, were wrapped around the pendulum and the chains of the two heavy weights; and at the bottom of the case stood a gourd of an unknown color, which had been hollowed out and filled with what looked like red grapes, brown figs, green raspberries, and even stranger fruits, with colors and shapes not seen in any species from Dorimare.
A murmur of horror and surprise arose from the assembled company. And, was it from the clock, or down the chimney, or from the ivy peeping in at the window?—from somewhere quite close came the mocking sound of "Ho, ho, hoh!"
A murmur of shock and surprise spread through the gathered crowd. And, was it from the clock, or down the chimney, or from the ivy peeking in at the window?—from somewhere very near came the mocking sound of "Ho, ho, hoh!"
Of course, before many hours were over the whole of Lud-in-the-Mist was laughing at the anti-climax to the Mayor's high-falutin' speech that morning in the Senate. And in the evening he was burned in effigy by the mob, and among those who danced round the bon-fire were Bawdy Bess and Mother Tibbs. Though it was doubtful whether Mother Tibbs really understood what was happening. It was an excuse for dancing, and that was enough for her.
Of course, within just a few hours, everyone in Lud-in-the-Mist was laughing at the letdown after the Mayor's pretentious speech that morning in the Senate. By evening, he was being burned in effigy by a crowd, and among those dancing around the bonfire were Bawdy Bess and Mother Tibbs. Although it was unclear if Mother Tibbs really grasped what was going on. It was just a reason to dance, and that was enough for her.
It was reported, too, that the Yeomanry and their Captain, though not actually taking part in these demonstrations, stood looking on with indulgent smiles.
It was reported that the Yeomanry and their Captain, although not actively participating in these demonstrations, watched on with approving smiles.
Among the respectable tradesmen in the far from unsympathetic crowd of spectators was Ebeneezor Prim the clockmaker. He had, however, not allowed his two daughters to be there; and they were sitting dully at home, keeping the supper hot for their father and the black-wigged apprentice.
Among the respectable tradespeople in the far from unsympathetic crowd of onlookers was Ebenezer Prim the clockmaker. He had, however, not let his two daughters be there; instead, they were sitting listlessly at home, keeping dinner warm for their father and the apprentice with the black wig.
But Ebeneezor came back without him, and Rosie and Lettice were too much in awe of their father to ask any questions. The evening dragged wearily on—Ebeneezor sat reading The Good Mayor's Walk Through Lud-in-the-Mist (a didactic and unspeakably dreary poem, dating from the early days of the Republic), and from time to time he would glance severely over the top of his spectacles at his daughters, who were whispering over their tatting, and looking frequently towards the door.
But Ebenezer came back without him, and Rosie and Lettice were too intimidated by their father to ask any questions. The evening dragged on slowly—Ebenezer sat reading The Good Mayor's Walk Through Lud-in-the-Mist (a moralizing and incredibly dull poem from the early days of the Republic), and every now and then he would look sternly over the top of his glasses at his daughters, who were whispering while working on their tatting and frequently glancing toward the door.
But when they finally went upstairs to bed the apprentice had not yet come in, and in the privacy of their bedroom the girls admitted to each other that it was the dullest evening they had spent since his arrival, early in spring. For it was wonderful what high spirits were concealed behind that young man's prim exterior.
But when they finally went upstairs to bed, the apprentice still hadn’t come in, and in the privacy of their bedroom, the girls confessed to each other that it was the most boring evening they had spent since he arrived early in the spring. It was amazing how much joy was hidden behind that young man’s proper appearance.
Why, it was sufficient to enliven even an evening spent in the society of papa to watch the comical grimaces he pulled behind that gentleman's respectable back! And it was delicious when the shrill "Ho, ho, hoh!" would suddenly escape him, and he would instantly snap down on the top of it his most sanctimonious expression. And then, he seemed to possess an inexhaustible store of riddles and funny songs, and there was really no end to the invention and variety of his practical jokes.
Why, it was enough to brighten even an evening spent with Dad to see the funny faces he made behind that gentleman's respectable back! And it was delightful when the high-pitched "Ho, ho, hoh!" would suddenly escape him, and he would immediately slap on his most serious expression. Plus, he seemed to have an endless supply of riddles and funny songs, and there was truly no limit to the creativity and variety of his practical jokes.
The Misses Prim, since their earliest childhood, had craved for a monkey or a cockatoo, such as sailor brothers or cousins brought to their friends; their father, however, had always sternly refused to have any such creature in his house. But the new apprentice had been ten times more amusing than any monkey or cockatoo that had ever come from the Cinnamon Isles.
The Misses Prim had wanted a monkey or a cockatoo since they were kids, like the ones their sailor brothers or cousins brought back for their friends. However, their father had always firmly refused to let any such pet into the house. But the new apprentice was way more entertaining than any monkey or cockatoo that had ever come from the Cinnamon Isles.
The next morning, as he did not come for his usual early roll and glass of home-made cordial, the two girls peeped into his room, and found that his bed had not been slept in; and lying neglected on the floor was the neat black wig. Nor did he ever come back to claim it. And when they timidly asked their father what had happened to him, he sternly forbade them ever again to mention his name, adding, with a mysterious shake of the head, "For some time I have had my suspicions that he was not what he appeared."
The next morning, when he didn't show up for his usual early roll and glass of homemade cordial, the two girls peeked into his room and saw that his bed hadn't been slept in. On the floor was his neat black wig, lying forgotten. He never returned to claim it. When they hesitantly asked their father what happened to him, he sharply told them never to mention his name again, adding, with a mysterious shake of his head, "For a while, I've suspected he wasn't who he seemed."
And then he sighed regretfully, and murmured, "But never before have I had an apprentice with such wonderfully skillful fingers."
And then he sighed with regret and said, "But I've never had an apprentice with fingers as skillful as yours."
As for Master Nathaniel—while he was being burned in effigy in the market-place, he was sitting comfortably in his pipe-room, deep in an in-folio.
As for Master Nathaniel—while people were burning him in effigy in the marketplace, he was sitting comfortably in his study, engrossed in a book.
He had suddenly remembered that it was something in the widow Gibberty's trial that was connected in his mind with Master Ambrose's joke about the dead bleeding. And he was re-reading that trial—this time with absorption.
He suddenly remembered that there was something in Widow Gibberty’s trial that connected in his mind with Master Ambrose’s joke about the dead bleeding. And he was reading that trial again—this time with great focus.
As he read, the colours of his mental landscape were gradually modified, as the colours of a real landscape are modified according to the position of the sun. But if a white road cuts through the landscape it still gleams white—even when the moon has taken the place of the sun. And a straight road still gleamed white across the landscape of Master Nathaniel's mind.
As he read, the colors of his mental landscape gradually changed, just like how the colors of a real landscape shift with the sun's position. But even when the moon takes the sun's place, a white road still shines white. And a straight road still shone white across the landscape of Master Nathaniel's mind.
CHAPTER XVI
THE WIDOW GIBBERTY'S TRIAL
The following day, with all the masquerading that the Law delights in, Master Nathaniel was pronounced in the Senate to be dead. His robes of office were taken off him, and they were donned by Master Polydore Vigil, the new Mayor. As for Master Nathaniel—was wrapped in a shroud, laid on a bier and carried to his home by four of the Senators, the populace lining the streets and greeting the mock obsequies with catcalls and shouts of triumph.
The next day, with all the deception that the Law thrives on, Master Nathaniel was declared dead in the Senate. His official robes were taken from him and put on Master Polydore Vigil, the new Mayor. As for Master Nathaniel—he was wrapped in a shroud, laid on a bier, and carried home by four Senators, while the crowd filled the streets, mocking the funeral with jeers and cheers of triumph.
But the ceremony over, when Master Ambrose, boiling with indignation at the outrage, came to visit his friend, he found a very cheerful corpse who greeted him with a smack on the back and a cry of "Never say die, Brosie! I've something here that should interest you," and he thrust into his hand an open in-folio.
But after the ceremony, when Master Ambrose, boiling with anger at the insult, came to see his friend, he found a very cheerful corpse who greeted him with a slap on the back and a shout of "Never give up, Brosie! I've got something here that should interest you," and he shoved an open large book into his hand.
"What's this?" asked the bewildered Master Ambrose.
"What's going on?" asked the confused Master Ambrose.
There was a certain solemnity in Master Nathaniel's voice as he replied, "It's the Law, Ambrose—the homoeopathic antidote that our forefathers discovered to delusion. Sit down this very minute and read that trial through."
There was a certain seriousness in Master Nathaniel's voice as he replied, "It's the Law, Ambrose—the homeopathic remedy that our ancestors found for delusion. Sit down right now and read that trial thoroughly."
As Master Ambrose knew well, it was useless trying to talk to Nat about one thing when his mind was filled with another. Besides, his curiosity was aroused, for he had come to realize that Nat's butterfly whims were sometimes the disguise of shrewd and useful intuitions. So, through force of long habit, growling out a protest about this being no time for tomfoolery and rubbish, he settled down to read the volume at the place where Master Nathaniel had opened it, namely, at the account of the trial of the widow Gibberty for the murder of her husband.
As Master Ambrose knew well, it was pointless to talk to Nat about one thing when his mind was occupied with something else. Plus, his curiosity was piqued, as he had come to realize that Nat's whimsical distractions sometimes masked sharp and helpful insights. So, out of habit, while grumbling that this wasn’t the time for nonsense and foolishness, he began to read the book from the spot where Master Nathaniel had left off, specifically the part about the trial of the widow Gibberty for her husband's murder.
The plaintiff, as we have seen, was a labourer, Diggory Carp by name, who had been in the employ of the late farmer. He said he had been suddenly dismissed by the defendant just after harvest, when it was not easy to find another job.
The plaintiff, as we noted, was a worker named Diggory Carp, who had been employed by the late farmer. He stated that he had been abruptly let go by the defendant just after the harvest, which made it difficult to find another job.
No reason was given for his dismissal, so Diggory went to the farmer himself, who, he said, had always been a kind and just master, to beg that he might be kept on. The farmer practically admitted that there was no reason for his dismissal except that the mistress had taken a dislike to him. "Women are kittle cattle, Diggory," he had said, with an apologetic laugh, "and it's best humouring them. Though it's hard on the folks they get their knife into. So I fear it will be best for every one concerned that you should leave my service, Diggory."
No reason was given for his firing, so Diggory went to talk to the farmer himself, who, he said, had always been a kind and fair boss, to ask if he could stay on. The farmer basically admitted there was no reason for his firing except that the mistress had taken a dislike to him. "Women can be unpredictable, Diggory," he said with an apologetic laugh, "and it’s best to keep them happy. Though it’s tough on the people who get caught in the middle. So I think it would be best for everyone involved if you left my employment, Diggory."
But he gave him a handful of florins over and above his wages, and told him he might take a sack of lentils from the granary—if he were careful that the mistress did not get wind of it.
But he gave him a handful of florins on top of his wages and told him he could take a sack of lentils from the granary—if he made sure that the mistress didn't find out.
Now, Diggory had a shrewd suspicion as to why the defendant wanted to get rid of him. Though she was little more than a girl—she was the farmer's second wife and more like his daughter's elder sister than her stepdame—she had the reputation of being as staid and sensible as a woman of forty. But Diggory knew better. He had discovered that she had a lover. One evening he had come on her in the orchard, lying in the arms of a young foreigner, called Christopher Pugwalker, a herbalist, who had first appeared in the neighbourhood just before the great drought.
Now, Diggory had a strong suspicion about why the defendant wanted to get rid of him. Even though she was barely more than a girl—she was the farmer's second wife and resembled her stepdaughter's older sister more than a stepmother—she had a reputation for being as sensible and reliable as a woman in her forties. But Diggory knew better. He had found out that she had a lover. One evening, he stumbled upon her in the orchard, lying in the arms of a young foreigner named Christopher Pugwalker, a herbalist who had first shown up in the neighborhood just before the big drought.
"And from that time on," said Diggory, "she had got her knife into me, and everything I did was wrong. And I believe she hadn't a moment's peace till she'd got rid of me. Though, if she'd only known, I was no blab, and not one for blaming young blood and a wife half the age of her husband."
"And from that point on," said Diggory, "she was all over me, and everything I did was wrong. I think she didn’t have a moment’s peace until she got rid of me. But if she’d only known, I wasn’t the type to gossip, and I wasn’t one to judge a young man and a wife who was half her husband’s age."
So he and his wife and his children were turned out on the world.
So he, his wife, and his kids were sent out into the world.
The first night they camped out in a field, and when they had lighted a fire Diggory opened the sack that, with the farmer's permission, he had taken from the granary, in order that his wife might make them some lentil soup for supper. But lo and behold! instead of lentils the sack contained fruit—fruit that Diggory Carp, as a west countryman, born and bred near the Elfin Marches, recognised at the first glance to be of a kind that he would not dream of touching himself or of allowing his wife and children to touch ... the sack, in fact, contained fairy fruit. So they buried it in the field, for, as Diggory said, "Though the stuff be poison for men, they do say as how it's a mighty fine manure for the crops."
The first night they camped out in a field, and when they had lit a fire, Diggory opened the sack that, with the farmer's permission, he had taken from the granary so his wife could make them some lentil soup for dinner. But surprise! Instead of lentils, the sack was filled with fruit—fruit that Diggory Carp, a west countryman born and raised near the Elfin Marches, recognized at first glance as something he wouldn't dream of touching himself or letting his wife and kids touch... the sack actually contained fairy fruit. So they buried it in the field, because, as Diggory said, "Even though it's poison for humans, they say it makes great fertilizer for the crops."
For a week or so they tramped the country, living from hand to mouth. Sometimes Diggory would earn a little by doing odd jobs for the farmers, or by playing the fiddle at village weddings, for Diggory, it would seem, was a noted fiddler.
For about a week, they wandered through the countryside, barely scraping by. Sometimes Diggory would make a bit of money doing odd jobs for the farmers or by playing the fiddle at village weddings because it seemed Diggory was a well-known fiddler.
But with the coming of winter they began to feel the pinch of poverty, and his wife bethought her of the trade of basket-making she had learned in her youth; and, as they were camping at the time at the place where grew the best osiers for the purpose, she determined to see if her fingers had retained their old cunning. As the sap of these particular osiers was a deadly poison, she would not allow the children to help her to gather them.
But as winter arrived, they started to feel the strain of poverty, and his wife remembered the basket-making skills she had learned when she was younger. While they were camping at a spot where the best willow trees for this purpose grew, she decided to see if she still had her old skill. Since the sap from these specific willows was highly poisonous, she didn’t let the kids help her gather them.
So she set to and make wicker urns in which the farmers' wives could keep their grain in winter, and baskets of fancy shapes for lads to give to their sweethearts to hold their ribbands and fal-lals. The children peddled them about the countryside, and thus they managed to keep the pot boiling.
So she got to work making wicker urns for the farmers' wives to store their grain in winter, and baskets in fun shapes for guys to give their girlfriends to hold their ribbons and trinkets. The kids sold them around the countryside, and that’s how they kept things going.
The following summer, shortly before harvest, Diggory's eldest girl went to try and sell some baskets in the village of Swan. There she met the defendant, whom she asked to look at her wares, relying on not being recognised as a daughter of Diggory's, through having been in service at another farm when her father was working at the Gibbertys'.
The next summer, just before harvest time, Diggory's oldest daughter went to the village of Swan to sell some baskets. There, she ran into the defendant and asked him to check out her goods, hoping he wouldn't recognize her as Diggory's daughter since she had been working at a different farm while her father was employed at the Gibberty's.
The defendant seemed pleased with the baskets, bought two or three, and got into talk with the girl about the basket-making industry, in the course of which she learned that the best osiers for the purpose were very poisonous. Finally she asked the girl to bring her a bundle of the osiers in question, as making baskets, she said, would make a pleasant variety, of an evening, from the eternal spinning; and in the course of a few days the girl brought her, as requested, a bundle of the osiers, and was well paid for them.
The defendant appeared happy with the baskets, bought two or three, and started chatting with the girl about the basket-making business. During their conversation, she found out that the best willows for this were quite toxic. Eventually, she asked the girl to bring her a bundle of those willows, saying that making baskets would be a nice change from the usual spinning in the evenings. A few days later, the girl brought her the bundle as requested and was paid fairly for them.
Not long afterwards came the news that the farmer Gibberty had died suddenly in the night, and with it was wafted the rumour of foul play. There was an old custom in that part of the country that whenever there was a death in the house all the inmates should march in procession past the corpse. It was really a sort of primitive inquest, for it was believed that in the case of foul play the corpse would bleed at the nose as the murderer passed it. This custom, said Diggory, was universally observed in that part of the country, even in cases as free from all suspicion as those of women dying in child-bed. And in all the taverns and farm-houses of the neighbourhood it was being whispered that the corpse of the farmer Gibberty, on the defendant's walking past it, had bled copiously, and when Christopher Pugwalker's turn had come to pass it, it had bled a second time.
Not long after, news broke that the farmer Gibberty had died unexpectedly in the night, along with rumors of foul play. There was an old custom in that area that whenever someone died in a house, everyone living there had to walk in a procession past the body. It was basically a kind of primitive investigation, as people believed that if there was foul play involved, the corpse would bleed from the nose as the murderer walked by. This custom, Diggory said, was followed by everyone in that region, even in cases free from suspicion, like women who died during childbirth. In all the taverns and farmhouses nearby, people were whispering that when the body of farmer Gibberty was passed by the defendant, it bled profusely, and when Christopher Pugwalker had his turn to walk past, it bled again.
And knowing what he did, Diggory Carp came to feel that it was his duty to lodge an accusation against the widow.
And knowing what he did, Diggory Carp felt it was his responsibility to accuse the widow.
His two reasons, then, for thinking her guilty were that the corpse had bled when she passed it, and that she had bought from his daughter osiers the sap of which was poisonous. The motive for the crime he found in her having a young lover, whom she wished should stand in her dead husband's shoes. It was useless for the defendant to deny that Pugwalker was her lover—the fact had for months been the scandal of the neighbourhood, and she had finally lost all sense of shame and had actually had him to lodge in the farm for several months before her husband's death. This was proved beyond a shadow of a doubt by the witnesses summoned by Diggory.
His two reasons for believing she was guilty were that the body had bled when she walked by it, and that she had bought poisonous sap from his daughter’s willows. He believed the motive for the crime was her young lover, whom she wanted to take the place of her dead husband. It was pointless for the defendant to deny that Pugwalker was her lover—the fact had been the talk of the neighborhood for months, and she had completely lost her sense of shame by allowing him to stay at the farm for several months before her husband died. This was proven beyond a doubt by the witnesses called by Diggory.
As for the bleeding of the corpse: vulgar superstitions did not fall within the cognizance of the Law, and the widow ignored it in her defence. However, with regard to that other vulgar superstition to which the plaintiff had alluded, fairy fruit, she admitted, in passing, that very much against her wishes her late husband had sometimes used it as manure—though she had never discovered how he procured it.
As for the corpse bleeding: petty superstitions weren't recognized by the Law, and the widow dismissed it in her defense. However, regarding that other common superstition the plaintiff mentioned, fairy fruit, she conceded, somewhat reluctantly, that her late husband had occasionally used it as fertilizer—though she never found out where he got it.
As to the osiers—she allowed that she had bought a bundle from the plaintiff's daughter; but that it was for no sinister purpose she was able conclusively to prove. For she summoned various witnesses—among others the midwife from the village, who was always called in in cases of sickness—who had been present during the last hours of the farmer, and who had been present during the last hours of the farmer, and who all of them swore that his death had been a painless one. And various physicians, who were summoned as expert witnesses, all maintained that the victim of the poisonous sap of osiers always died in agony.
As for the willows—she admitted that she had bought a bundle from the plaintiff's daughter; however, she could definitely prove that it was for no malicious reason. She called several witnesses—among them the village midwife, who was always brought in when someone was sick—who had been there during the farmer's last moments, and they all testified that his death had been painless. Various doctors, brought in as expert witnesses, all insisted that anyone affected by the poisonous sap of willows always dies in pain.
Then she turned the tables on the plaintiff. She proved that Diggory's dismissal had been neither sudden nor unjust; for, owing to his thieving propensities, he had often been threatened with it by her late husband, and several of the farm-servants testified to the truth of her words.
Then she flipped the situation on the plaintiff. She showed that Diggory's firing hadn't been sudden or unfair; because of his stealing habits, he had frequently been warned about it by her late husband, and several of the farm workers confirmed that what she said was true.
As to the handful of florins and the sack of lentils, all she could say was that it was not like the farmer to load a dishonest servant with presents. But nothing had been said about two sacks of corn, a pig, and a valuable hen and her brood, which had disappeared simultaneously with the departure of the plaintiff. Her husband, she said, had been very angry about it, and had wanted to have Diggory pursued and clapped into gaol; but she had persuaded him to be merciful. The long and the short of it was that the widow left the court without a stain on her character, and that a ten years' sentence for theft was passed on Diggory.
As for the few florins and the bag of lentils, all she could say was that it wasn’t like the farmer to give gifts to a dishonest servant. But no one mentioned the two bags of corn, a pig, and a valuable hen with her chicks that had disappeared at the same time as the plaintiff left. She said her husband had been really angry about it and wanted to have Diggory chased down and thrown into jail; but she had convinced him to show mercy. The bottom line was that the widow left the court with her reputation intact, while Diggory was sentenced to ten years in prison for theft.
As for Christopher Pugwalker, he had disappeared shortly before the trial, and the widow denied all knowledge of his whereabouts.
As for Christopher Pugwalker, he vanished just before the trial, and the widow claimed she had no idea where he was.
CHAPTER XVII
THE WORLD-IN-LAW
"Well," said Master Ambrose, as he laid down the volume, "the woman was clearly as innocent as you are. And I should very much like to know what bearing the case has upon the present crisis."
"Well," said Master Ambrose, as he set the book down, "the woman was clearly as innocent as you are. And I would really like to know how this case relates to the current crisis."
Master Nathaniel drew up his chair close to his friend's and said in a low voice, as if he feared an invisible listener, "Ambrose, do you remember how you startled Leer with your question as to whether the dead could bleed?"
Master Nathaniel pulled his chair close to his friend's and said quietly, as if he was worried about an invisible listener, "Ambrose, do you remember how you shocked Leer when you asked if the dead could bleed?"
"I'm not likely to forget it," said Master Ambrose, with an angry laugh. "That was all explained the night before last in the Fields of Grammary."
"I'm not likely to forget it," said Master Ambrose, with an angry laugh. "That was all explained the night before last in the Fields of Grammary."
"Yes, but supposing he had been thinking of something else—not of fairy fruit. What if Endymion Leer and Christopher Pugwalker were one and the same?"
"Yes, but what if he had been thinking about something different—not about fairy fruit? What if Endymion Leer and Christopher Pugwalker were actually the same person?"
"Well, I don't see the slightest reason for thinking so. But even if they were—what good would it do us?"
"Well, I don't see any reason to think that. But even if it were true—what difference would it make for us?"
"Because I have an instinct that hidden in that old case is a good honest hempen rope, too strong for all the gossamer threads of Fairie."
"Because I have a feeling that hidden in that old case is a good, sturdy hemp rope, too strong for all the delicate threads of Fairie."
"You mean that we can get the rascal hanged? By the Harvest of Souls, you're an optimist, Nat. If ever a fellow died quietly in his bed from natural causes, it was that fellow Gibberty. But, for all that, there's no reason to lie down under the outrageous practical joke that was played off on you yesterday. By my Great-aunt's Rump, I thought Polydore and the rest of them had more sense than to be taken in by such tomfoolery. But the truth of it is that that villain Leer can make them believe what he chooses."
"You really think we can get the guy hanged? By the Harvest of Souls, you're quite the optimist, Nat. If there was ever a guy who died peacefully in his sleep from natural causes, it was that guy Gibberty. Still, there's no reason to just accept the outrageous prank that was pulled on you yesterday. By my Great-aunt's Rump, I thought Polydore and the others were smarter than to fall for such nonsense. But the truth is that that scoundrel Leer can make them believe whatever he wants."
"Exactly!" cried Master Nathaniel eagerly. "The original meaning of Fairie is supposed to be delusion. They can juggle with appearances—we have seen them at it in that tapestry-room. How are we to make any stand against an enemy with such powers behind him?"
"Exactly!" exclaimed Master Nathaniel eagerly. "The original meaning of Fairie is thought to be delusion. They can play around with appearances—we’ve seen them do it in that tapestry room. How can we possibly stand against an enemy with such powers backing him?"
"You don't mean that you are going to lie down under it, Nat?" cried Master Ambrose indignantly.
"You can't be serious about lying down under it, Nat?" exclaimed Master Ambrose, clearly upset.
"Not ultimately—but for a time I must be like the mole and work in secret. And now I want you to listen to me, Ambrose, and not scold me for what you call wandering from the point and being prosy. Will you listen to me?"
"Not forever—but for now, I have to be like the mole and work in secret. And now I need you to hear me out, Ambrose, and not get on my case for what you call going off-topic and being dull. Will you listen to me?"
"Well, yes, if you've got anything sensible to say," said Master Ambrose grudgingly.
"Yeah, if you have something sensible to say," Master Ambrose said reluctantly.
"Here goes, then! What do you suppose the Law was invented for, Ambrose?"
"Here we go, then! What do you think the Law was created for, Ambrose?"
"What was the Law invented for? What are you driving at, Nat? I suppose it was invented to prevent rapine, and robbery, and murder, and all that sort of thing."
"What was the Law created for? What are you getting at, Nat? I guess it was created to stop violence, theft, and murder, and all that kind of stuff."
"But you remember what my father said about the Law being man's substitute for fairy fruit? Fairy things are all of them supposed to be shadowy cheats—delusion. But man can't live without delusion, so he creates for himself another form of delusion—the world-in-law, subject to no other law but the will of man, where man juggles with facts to his heart's content, and says, 'If I choose I shall make a man old enough to be my father my son, and if I choose I shall turn fruit into silk and black into white, for this is the world I have made myself, and here I am master.' And he creates a monster to inhabit it—the man-in-law, who is like a mechanical toy and always behaves exactly as he is expected to behave, and is no more like you and me than are the fairies."
"But you remember what my dad said about the law being man's substitute for fairy fruit? Fairy things are all supposed to be shadowy tricks—illusions. But people can't live without illusions, so they create another form of illusion for themselves—the world of law, governed by no other rules but the will of man, where he plays around with facts to his heart's content, and says, 'If I want, I can make a man old enough to be my dad my son, and if I want, I can turn fruit into silk and black into white, because this is the world I’ve made for myself, and here I’m in charge.' And he creates a monster to live in it—the man of the law, who is like a mechanical toy and always acts exactly as expected of him, and is no more like you and me than fairies are."
For the life of him, Master Ambrose could not suppress a grunt of impatience. But he was a man of his word, so he refrained from further interruption.
For the life of him, Master Ambrose couldn't hold back a grunt of impatience. But he was a man of his word, so he didn’t interrupt again.
"Beyond the borders of the world-in-law," continued Master Nathaniel, "that is to say, the world as we choose for our convenience that it should appear, there is delusion—or reality. And the people who live there are as safe from our clutches as if they lived on another planet. No, Ambrose, you needn't purse up your lips like that ... everything I've been saying is to be found more or less in my father's writings, and nobody ever thought him fantastic—probably because they never took the trouble to read his books. I must confess I never did myself till just the other day."
"Outside the boundaries of the world we like to create for our own convenience," Master Nathaniel continued, "lies either delusion or reality. The people who live there are just as safe from us as if they were on another planet. No, Ambrose, you don’t have to pucker your lips like that ... everything I'm saying can be found, more or less, in my father's writings, and no one ever considered him fanciful—probably because they never bothered to actually read his books. I have to admit I hadn’t either until just the other day."
As he spoke he glanced up at the portrait of the late Master Josiah, taken in the very arm-chair he, Nathaniel, was at that very moment sitting in, and following his son's every movement with a sly, legal smile. No, there had certainly been nothing fantastic about Master Josiah.
As he talked, he looked up at the portrait of the late Master Josiah, taken in the exact armchair Nathaniel was sitting in at that moment, watching his son's every move with a clever, legal smile. No, there had definitely been nothing extraordinary about Master Josiah.
And yet ... there was something not altogether human about these bright bird-like eyes and that very pointed chin. Had Master Josiah also heard the Note ... and fled from it to the world-in-law?
And yet ... there was something not completely human about these bright, bird-like eyes and that very pointed chin. Had Master Josiah also heard the Note ... and escaped from it to the in-law world?
Then he went on: "But what I'm going to say now is my own idea. Supposing that everything that happens on the one planet, the planet that we call Delusion, reacts on the other planet; that is to say, the world as we choose to see it, the world-in-law? No, no, Ambrose! You promised to hear me out!" (For it was clear that Master Ambrose was getting restive.) "Supposing then, that one planet reacts on the other, but that these reactions are translated, as it were, into the terms of the other? To take an example, supposing that what on one planet is a spiritual sin should turn on the other into a felony? That what in the world of delusion are hands stained with fairy fruit should, in the world-in-law, turn into hands stained with human blood? In short, that Endymion Leer should turn into Christopher Pugwalker?"
Then he continued, "But what I'm about to say is my own opinion. Imagine that everything happening on one planet, the one we call Delusion, affects the other planet; that is, the world as we choose to see it, the world-in-law? No, no, Ambrose! You promised to listen to me!" (It was clear that Master Ambrose was getting impatient.) "So, imagine that one planet influences the other, but these influences are, so to speak, translated into the terms of the other? For example, what is a spiritual sin on one planet might be considered a felony on the other? That what in the world of delusion are hands stained with enchanted fruit should, in the world-in-law, become hands stained with human blood? In short, that Endymion Leer should become Christopher Pugwalker?"
Master Ambrose's impatience had changed to real alarm. He greatly feared that Nathaniel's brain had been unhinged by his recent misfortunes. Master Nathaniel burst out laughing: "I believe you think I've gone off my head, Brosie—but I've not, I promise you. In plain language, unless we can find that this fellow Leer has been guilty of something in the eye of the Law he'll go on triumphing over us and laughing at us in his sleeve and ruining our country for our children till, finally, all the Senate, except you and me, follows his funeral procession, with weeping and wailing, to the Fields of Grammary. It's our one hope of getting even with him, Brosie. Otherwise, we might as soon hope to catch a dream and put it in a cage."
Master Ambrose's impatience had turned into genuine worry. He was very concerned that Nathaniel's mind had been unsettled by his recent troubles. Master Nathaniel burst out laughing: "I think you believe I've lost my mind, Brosie—but I haven't, I promise. To be clear, unless we can prove that this guy Leer has done something illegal, he will keep mocking us and tearing our country apart for our kids until, eventually, all the Senate, except you and me, follows his funeral cortege, mourning and lamenting, to the Fields of Grammary. It's our only chance to get back at him, Brosie. Otherwise, we might as well try to catch a dream and lock it in a cage."
"Well, according to your ideas of the Law, Nat, it shouldn't be too difficult," said Master Ambrose drily. "You seem to consider that in what you call the world-in-law one does as one likes with facts—launch a new legal fiction, then, according to which, for your own particular convenience, Endymion Leer is for the future Christopher Pugwalker."
"Well, based on your views of the law, Nat, it shouldn't be too hard," Master Ambrose said flatly. "You seem to think that in what you call the world of law, people can do whatever they want with facts—create a new legal fiction, then, according to your own convenience, Endymion Leer is now Christopher Pugwalker."
Master Nathaniel laughed: "I'm in hopes we can prove it without legal fiction," he said. "The widow Gibberty's trial took place thirty-six years ago, four years after the great drought, when, as Marigold has discovered, Leer was in Dorimare, though he has always given us to understand that he did not arrive till considerably later ... and the reason would be obvious if he left as Pugwalker, and returned as Leer. Also, we know that he is intimate with the widow Gibberty. Pugwalker was a herbalist; so is Leer. And then there is the fright you gave him with your question, 'Do the dead bleed?' Nothing will make me believe that that question immediately suggested to him the mock funeral and the coffin with fairy fruit ... he might think of that on second thoughts, not right away. No, no, I hope to be able to convince you, and before very long, that I am right in this matter, as I was in the other—it's our one hope, Ambrose."
Master Nathaniel laughed: "I hope we can prove this without any legal tricks," he said. "The widow Gibberty's trial happened thirty-six years ago, four years after the big drought, when, as Marigold has uncovered, Leer was in Dorimare, even though he's always led us to believe that he didn't arrive until much later... and the reason would be clear if he left as Pugwalker and came back as Leer. Also, we know he's close with the widow Gibberty. Pugwalker was a herbalist; so is Leer. And then there's the scare you gave him with your question, 'Do the dead bleed?' I can’t believe that question immediately made him think of the mock funeral and the coffin with fairy fruit... he might think of that on second thoughts, but not right away. No, no, I hope to convince you, and soon, that I'm right about this, just like I was about the other thing—it's our only hope, Ambrose."
"Well, Nat," said Master Ambrose, "though you talk more nonsense in half an hour than most people do in a lifetime, I've been coming to the conclusion that you're not such a fool as you look—and, after all, in Hempie's old story it was the village idiot who put salt on the dragon's tail."
"Well, Nat," said Master Ambrose, "even though you blabber more nonsense in half an hour than most people do in a lifetime, I've been realizing that you're not as foolish as you seem—and, after all, in Hempie's old story, it was the village idiot who put salt on the dragon's tail."
Master Nathaniel laughed, quite pleased by this equivocal compliment—it was so rarely that Ambrose paid one a compliment at all.
Master Nathaniel laughed, feeling quite pleased by this ambiguous compliment—it was so uncommon for Ambrose to give anyone a compliment at all.
"Well," continued Master Ambrose, "and how are you going to set about launching your legal fiction, eh?"
"Well," Master Ambrose continued, "how are you planning to start your legal fiction, huh?"
"Oh, I'll try and get in touch with some of the witnesses in the trial—Diggory Carp himself may turn out to be still alive. At any rate, it will give me something to do, and Lud's no place for me just now."
"Oh, I'll try to reach out to some of the witnesses from the trial—Diggory Carp himself might still be alive. Either way, it’ll give me something to do, and Lud isn't the right place for me at the moment."
Master Ambrose groaned: "Has it really come to this, Nat, that you have to leave Lud, and that we can do nothing against this ... this ... this cobweb of lies and buffoonery and ... well, delusion, if you like? I can tell you, I haven't spared Polydore and the rest of them the rough side of my tongue—but it's as if that fellow Leer had cast a spell on them."
Master Ambrose groaned: "Has it really come to this, Nat, that you have to leave Lud, and that we can do nothing against this ... this ... this web of lies and nonsense and ... well, delusion, if you want to call it that? I can tell you, I haven’t held back with Polydore and the rest of them—but it’s like that guy Leer has put a spell on them."
"But we'll break the spell, by the Golden Apples of the West, we'll break it, Ambrose!" cried Master Nathaniel buoyantly; "we'll dredge the shadows with the net of the Law, and Leer shall end on the gallows, or my name's not Chanticleer!"
"But we'll break the curse, by the Golden Apples of the West, we will break it, Ambrose!" shouted Master Nathaniel excitedly; "we'll clear the shadows with the net of the Law, and Leer will end up on the gallows, or my name isn't Chanticleer!"
"Well," said Master Ambrose, "seeing you've got this bee in your bonnet about Leer you might like a little souvenir of him; it's the embroidered slipper I took from that gibbering criminal old woman's parlour, and now that her affair is settled there's no more use for it." (The variety of "silk" found in the Academy had finally been decided to be part "barratine tuftaffity" and part "figured mohair," and Miss Primrose had been heavily fined and set at liberty.) "I told you how the sight of it made him jump, and though the reason is obvious enough—he thought it was fairy fruit—it seems to take so little to set your brain romancing there's no telling what you mayn't discover from it! I'll have it sent over to you tonight."
"Well," said Master Ambrose, "since you’re so obsessed with Leer, you might like a little keepsake of him; it’s the embroidered slipper I took from that rambling old woman’s parlor, and now that her situation is settled, I don’t need it anymore." (The type of "silk" found in the Academy was finally decided to be part "barratine tuftaffity" and part "figured mohair," and Miss Primrose had been heavily fined and released.) "I told you how seeing it made him jump, and even though the reason is pretty clear—he thought it was fairy fruit—it's funny how little it takes to trigger your imagination; who knows what else you might uncover from it! I’ll have it sent over to you tonight."
"You're very kind, Ambrose. I'm sure it will be most valuable," said Master Nathaniel ironically.
"You're really nice, Ambrose. I'm sure it will be super helpful," said Master Nathaniel sarcastically.
During Miss Primrose's trial the slipper had from time to time been handed round among the judges, without its helping them in the slightest in the delicate distinctions they were drawing between tuftaffity and mohair. In Master Nathaniel it had aroused a vague sense of boredom and embarrassment, for it suggested a long series of birthday presents from Prunella that had put him to the inconvenience of pumping up adequate expressions of gratitude and admiration. He had little hope of being able to extricate any useful information from that slipper—still, Ambrose must have his joke.
During Miss Primrose's trial, the slipper was occasionally passed around among the judges, but it didn’t help them at all in the subtle distinctions they were trying to make between tuftaffity and mohair. For Master Nathaniel, it brought up a vague feeling of boredom and embarrassment because it reminded him of a long list of birthday gifts from Prunella that had forced him to come up with appropriate expressions of thanks and admiration. He had little hope of getting any useful information from that slipper—yet, Ambrose had to have his joke.
They sat in silence for a few minutes, and then Master Nathaniel rose to his feet and said, "This may be a long business, Ambrose, and we may not have an opportunity for another talk. Shall we pledge each other in wild thyme gin?"
They sat in silence for a few minutes, and then Master Nathaniel stood up and said, "This might take a while, Ambrose, and we might not get another chance to talk. Should we make a pact over some wild thyme gin?"
"I'm not the man to refuse your wild-thyme gin, Nat. And you don't often give one a chance of tasting it, you old miser," said Master Ambrose, trying to mask his emotion with facetiousness. When he had been given a glass filled with the perfumed grass-green syrup, he raised it, and smiling at Master Nathaniel, began, "Well, Nat...."
"I'm not the kind of guy to turn down your wild-thyme gin, Nat. And you don't usually give anyone a chance to try it, you old miser," said Master Ambrose, trying to hide his feelings with humor. When he received a glass filled with the fragrant grass-green syrup, he lifted it and, smiling at Master Nathaniel, started, "Well, Nat...."
"Stop a minute, Ambrose!" interrupted Master Nathaniel. "I've got a sudden silly whim that we must should take an oath I must have read when I was a youngster in some old book ... the words have suddenly come back to me. They go like this: 'We' (and then we say our own names), 'Nathaniel Chanticleer and Ambrose Honeysuckle, swear by the Living and the Dead, by the Past and the Future, by Memories and Hopes, that if a Vision comes begging at our door we will take it in and warm it at our hearth, and that we will not be wiser than the foolish nor more cunning than the simple, and that we will remember that he who rides the Wind needs must go where his Steed carries him.' Say it after me, Ambrose."
"Hold on a minute, Ambrose!" interrupted Master Nathaniel. "I've got a sudden silly idea that we should take an oath I must have read when I was young in some old book... the words just came back to me. They go like this: 'We' (and then we say our own names), 'Nathaniel Chanticleer and Ambrose Honeysuckle, swear by the Living and the Dead, by the Past and the Future, by Memories and Hopes, that if a Vision comes knocking at our door, we will take it in and warm it by our fire, and that we will not be wiser than the foolish nor more cunning than the simple, and that we will remember that he who rides the Wind must go where his Steed takes him.' Repeat it after me, Ambrose."
"By the White Ladies of the Fields, never in my life have I heard such fustian!" grumbled Master Ambrose.
"By the White Ladies of the Fields, I've never in my life heard such nonsense!" grumbled Master Ambrose.
But Nat seemed to have set his heart on this absurd ceremony, and Master Ambrose felt that the least he could do was to humour him, for who could say what the future held in store and when they might meet again. So, in a protesting and excessively matter-of-fact voice, he repeated after him the words of the oath.
But Nat seemed determined about this ridiculous ceremony, and Master Ambrose thought the least he could do was to go along with him, since who knows what the future might bring and when they might see each other again. So, in a reluctant and overly practical tone, he repeated the words of the oath after him.
When, and in what book had Master Nathaniel found it? For it was the vow taken by the candidates for initiation into the first degree of the ancient Mysteries of Dorimare.
When, and in which book had Master Nathaniel discovered it? For it was the vow taken by the candidates for initiation into the first degree of the ancient Mysteries of Dorimare.
Do not forget that, in the eye of the Law, Master Nathaniel was a dead man.
Do not forget that, in the eyes of the Law, Master Nathaniel was a dead man.
CHAPTER XVIII
MISTRESS IVY PEPPERCORN
The tasks assigned to the clerks in Master Nathaniel's counting-house did not always concern cargoes and tonnage. For instance, once for two whole days they had not opened a ledger, but had been kept busy, under their employer's supervision, in cutting out and pinning together fantastic paper costumes to be worn at Ranulph's birthday party. And they were quite accustomed to his shutting himself into his private office, with strict injunctions that he was not to be disturbed, while he wrote, say, a comic valentine to old Dame Polly Pyepowders, popping his head frequently round the door to demand their help in finding a rhyme. So they were not surprised that morning when told to close their books and to devote their talents to discovering, by whatever means they chose, whether there were any relations living in Lud of a west country farmer called Gibberty who had died nearly forty years ago.
The tasks assigned to the clerks in Master Nathaniel's counting-house didn’t always revolve around cargoes and tonnage. For example, there was one time when they spent two whole days not opening a ledger at all; instead, they were busy, under their boss’s watchful eye, cutting out and pinning together elaborate paper costumes for Ranulph’s birthday party. They were used to him shutting himself in his private office, insisting that he not be disturbed while he wrote, say, a funny valentine to old Dame Polly Pyepowders, frequently popping his head around the door to ask for their help finding a rhyme. So, they weren’t surprised that morning when they were told to close their books and dedicate their skills to figuring out, by any means necessary, whether there were any relatives living in Lud of a west country farmer named Gibberty, who had passed away almost forty years ago.
Great was Master Nathaniel's satisfaction when one of them returned from his quest with the information that the late farmer's widowed daughter, Mistress Ivy Peppercorn, had recently bought a small grocer's shop in Mothgreen, a village that lay a couple of miles beyond the north gate.
Great was Master Nathaniel's satisfaction when one of them returned from his quest with the information that the late farmer's widowed daughter, Mistress Ivy Peppercorn, had recently bought a small grocery store in Mothgreen, a village located a couple of miles beyond the north gate.
There was no time to be lost, so Master Nathaniel ordered his horse, put on the suit of fustian he wore for fishing, pulled his hat well down over his eyes, and set off for Mothgreen.
There was no time to waste, so Master Nathaniel saddled his horse, threw on the fishing suit made of fustian, pulled his hat down over his eyes, and headed to Mothgreen.
Once there, he had no difficulty in finding Mistress Ivy's little shop, and she herself was sitting behind the counter.
Once he got there, he easily found Mistress Ivy's little shop, and she was sitting behind the counter.
She was a comely, apple-cheeked woman of middle age, who looked as if she would be more in her element among cows and meadows than in a stuffy little shop, redolent of the various necessities and luxuries of a village community.
She was a charming, rosy-cheeked woman in her middle years, who seemed more suited to being around cows and fields than in a cramped little shop filled with the various essentials and luxuries of a village community.
She seemed of a cheerful, chatty disposition, and Master Nathaniel punctuated his various purchases with quips and cranks and friendly questions.
She appeared to be cheerful and talkative, and Master Nathaniel added humor and friendly questions to his various purchases.
By the time she had weighed him out two ounces of snuff and done them up in a neat little paper poke she had told him that her maiden name had been Gibberty, and that her late husband had been a ship's captain, and she had lived till his death in the seaport town. By the time she had provided him with a quarter of lollipops, he knew that she much preferred a country life to trade. And by the time a woolen muffler had been admired, purchased and done up in a parcel, she had informed him that she would have liked to have settled in the neighbourhood of her old home, but—there were reasons.
By the time she had weighed out two ounces of snuff and wrapped them in a neat little paper bag, she had told him that her maiden name was Gibberty, that her late husband had been a ship's captain, and that she had lived in the seaport town until his death. By the time she had given him a quarter of lollipops, he knew she much preferred country life over city life. And by the time a wool scarf had been admired, bought, and wrapped in a package, she had mentioned that she would have liked to settle near her old home, but—there were reasons.
What these reasons were took time, tact and patience to discover. But never had Master Nathaniel's wistful inquisitiveness, masquerading as warm-hearted sympathy, stood him in better stead. And she finally admitted that she had a stepmother whom she detested, and whom, moreover, she had good reason to distrust.
What these reasons were took time, skill, and patience to uncover. But Master Nathaniel's curious nature, pretending to be warm-hearted sympathy, had never served him better. Eventually, she confessed that she had a stepmother she couldn't stand and, on top of that, had good reason to not trust.
At this point Master Nathaniel considered he might begin to show his hand. He gave her a meaning glance; and asked her if she would like to see justice done and rascals getting their deserts, adding, "There's no more foolish proverb than the one which says that dead men tell no tales. To help dead men to find their tongues is one of the chief uses of the Law."
At this point, Master Nathaniel thought it might be time to reveal his intentions. He gave her a meaningful look and asked if she would like to see justice served and wrongdoers face the consequences, adding, "There's no sillier saying than that dead men tell no tales. One of the main purposes of the Law is to help dead men find their voices."
Mistress Ivy looked a little scared. "Who may you be, sir, please?" she asked timidly.
Mistress Ivy looked a bit scared. "Who are you, sir, if you don’t mind me asking?" she said nervously.
"I'm the nephew of a farmer who once employed a labourer called Diggory Carp," he answered promptly.
"I'm the nephew of a farmer who once hired a worker named Diggory Carp," he replied quickly.
A smile of enlightenment broke over her face.
A smile of understanding spread across her face.
"Well, who would have thought it!" she murmured. "And what may your uncle's name have been? I used to know all the farmers and their families round our part."
"Well, who would have guessed!" she said softly. "And what was your uncle's name? I used to know all the farmers and their families around here."
There was a twinkle in Master Nathaniel's candid hazel eyes: "I doubt I've been too sharp and cut myself!" he laughed. "You see, I've worked for the magistrates, and that gets one into the habit of setting traps for folk ... the Law's a wily lady. I've no uncle in the West, and I never knew Diggory Carp. But I've always taken an interest in crime and enjoyed reading the old trials. So when you said your name had been Gibberty my mind at once flew back to a certain trial that had always puzzled me, and I thought perhaps, the name Diggory Carp might unlock your tongue. I've always felt there was more behind that trial than met the eye."
There was a spark in Master Nathaniel's clear hazel eyes: "I think I might have been a little too clever and ended up cutting myself!" he laughed. "You see, I've worked for the magistrates, and that makes you get into the habit of setting traps for people... the law is a tricky business. I don't have an uncle in the West, and I never knew Diggory Carp. But I've always been interested in crime and loved reading old trials. So when you mentioned your name was Gibberty, my mind immediately went back to a particular trial that had always puzzled me, and I thought maybe the name Diggory Carp would help you speak freely. I've always felt there was more to that trial than met the eye."
"Did you indeed?" said Mistress Ivy evasively. "You seem mighty interested in other folks' affairs," and she looked at him rather suspiciously.
"Did you really?" Mistress Ivy asked, avoiding the question. "You sure seem curious about other people's business," she said, giving him a somewhat suspicious look.
This put Master Nathaniel on his mettle. "Now, hark'ee, Mistress Ivy, I'm sure your father took a pleasure in looking at a fine crop, even if it was in another man's field, and that your husband liked good seamanship...."
This challenged Master Nathaniel. "Now, listen, Mistress Ivy, I’m sure your father enjoyed looking at a great harvest, even if it was in someone else's field, and that your husband appreciated good sailing skills...."
And here he had to break off his dissertation and listen, which he did very patiently, to a series of reminiscences about the tastes and habits of her late husband.
And here he had to stop his dissertation and listen, which he did quite patiently, to a series of memories about the likes and habits of her late husband.
"Well, as I was saying," he went on, when she paused for a moment to sigh, and smile and wipe her eyes with the corner of her apron, "what the sight of a field filled to the brim with golden wheat was to your father, and that of a ship skilfully piloted into harbour was to your husband, the sight of Justice crouching and springing on her prey is to me. I'm a bachelor, and I've managed to put by a comfortable little nest-egg, and there's nothing I'd like to spend it on better than in preventing Justice being balked of her lawful prey, not to mention helping to avenge a fine fellow like your father. We old bachelors, you know, have our hobbies ... they're quieter about the house than a crowd of brats, but they're sometimes quite as expensive," and he chuckled and rubbed his hands.
"Well, as I was saying," he continued when she took a moment to sigh, smile, and wipe her eyes with the corner of her apron, "what a field overflowing with golden wheat means to your father, and what skillfully bringing a ship into port means to your husband, the sight of Justice stalking and pouncing on her target means to me. I'm a bachelor, and I've saved up a nice little nest egg, and there's nothing I'd rather spend it on than ensuring Justice gets her rightful due, not to mention helping to avenge a great guy like your father. Us old bachelors, you know, have our hobbies... they’re quieter at home than a bunch of kids, but they can sometimes be just as costly," and he chuckled and rubbed his hands.
He was thoroughly enjoying himself, and seemed actually to have become the shrewd, honest, and somewhat bloodthirsty old fellow he had created. His eyes shone with the light of fanaticism when he spoke of Justice, the tiger; and he could picture the snug little house he lived in in Lud—it had a little garden gay with flowers, and a tiny lawn, and espalier fruit trees, to the care of which he dedicated his leisure hours. And he had a dog, and a canary, and an old housekeeper. Probably, when he got home tonight, he would sit down to a supper of sausages and mashed, followed by a toasted cheese. And then, when he had finished his supper, he would get out his collection of patibulary treasures, and over a bowl of negus finger lovingly the various bits of gallows rope, the blood-stained glove of a murdered strumpet, the piece of amber worn as a charm by a notorious brigand chief, and gloat over the stealthy steps of his pet tiger, the Law. Yes, his obscure little life was as gay with hobbies as his garden was with flowers. How comfortable were other men's shoes!
He was really enjoying himself and seemed to have actually become the clever, honest, and somewhat ruthless old guy he had created. His eyes lit up with a fanatic's spark when he talked about Justice, the tiger; and he could picture the cozy little house he lived in in Lud—it had a lovely little garden full of flowers, a tiny lawn, and espalier fruit trees, which he spent his free time taking care of. And he had a dog, a canary, and an old housekeeper. Probably, when he got home tonight, he would sit down to a dinner of sausages and mashed potatoes, followed by some toasted cheese. Then, after he finished his meal, he would pull out his collection of hanging treasures and, over a bowl of negus, lovingly handle various pieces of gallows rope, the blood-stained glove of a murdered woman, the piece of amber worn as a charm by a notorious bandit leader, and revel in the sneaky steps of his favorite tiger, the Law. Yes, his simple life was as rich with hobbies as his garden was with flowers. How comfortable other people's lives seemed!
"Well, if what you mean," said Mistress Ivy, "is that you'd like to help punish wicked people, why, I wouldn't mind lending a hand myself. All the same," and again she looked at him suspiciously, "what makes you think my father didn't come by a natural death?"
"Well, if what you mean," said Mistress Ivy, "is that you'd like to help punish bad people, then I wouldn't mind helping out myself. Still," and she looked at him suspiciously again, "what makes you think my father didn't die of natural causes?"
"My nose, good lady, my nose!" and, as he spoke, he laid a knowing finger alongside the said organ. "I smelt blood. Didn't it say in the trial that the corpse bled?"
"My nose, ma'am, my nose!" and, as he said this, he placed a knowing finger beside the mentioned organ. "I smelled blood. Didn't it say in the trial that the body bled?"
She bridled, and cried scornfully, "And you, to be town-bred, too, and an educated man from the look of you, to go believing that vulgar talk! You know what country people are, setting everything that happens to the tunes of old songs. It was two drops of blood when the story was told in the tavern at Swan, and by the time it had reached Moongrass it was a gallon. I walked past the corpse with the others, and I can't say I noticed any blood—but, then, my eyes were all swelled with crying. All the same, it's what made Pugwalker leave the country."
She was offended and said scornfully, "And you, someone from the town, and an educated man by the looks of it, actually believe that nonsense! You know how country people are, turning everything that happens into old tales. It was just two drops of blood when the story was told at the tavern in Swan, but by the time it got to Moongrass, it had turned into a gallon. I walked past the body with the others, and I can't say I saw any blood—but then, my eyes were all puffy from crying. Still, that's what made Pugwalker leave the countryside."
"Indeed?" cried Master Nathaniel, and his voice was very eager.
"Really?" exclaimed Master Nathaniel, his voice full of excitement.
"Yes. My stepmother was never the kind to be saucy with—though I had no cause to love her, I must say she looked like a queen, but he was a foreigner and a little bit of a chap, and the boys in the village and all round gave him no peace, jumping out at him from behind hedges and chasing him down the street, shouting, 'Who made the corpse of Farmer Gibberty bleed?' and such like. And he just couldn't stand it, and slipped off one night, and I never thought to see him again. But I've seen him in the streets of Lud, and not long ago too—though he didn't see me."
"Yeah. My stepmom never really acted like she was friendly—although I had no reason to love her, I have to admit she looked like royalty. But he was a foreigner and kind of a short guy, and the local boys wouldn’t leave him alone, jumping out from behind bushes and chasing him down the street, shouting, 'Who made Farmer Gibberty's corpse bleed?' and stuff like that. He just couldn’t take it anymore, so he slipped away one night, and I thought I would never see him again. But I’ve spotted him on the streets of Lud, and not too long ago—though he didn't see me."
Master Nathaniel's heart was thumping with excitement. "What is he like?" he asked breathlessly.
Master Nathaniel's heart was racing with excitement. "What is he like?" he asked, out of breath.
"Oh! very like what he was as a young man. They say there's nothing keeps you young like a good conscience!" and she laughed drily. "Not that he was ever much to look at—squat and tubby and freckled, and such saucy prying eyes!"
"Oh! He looks a lot like he did when he was younger. They say nothing keeps you young like having a clear conscience!" and she laughed dryly. "Not that he was ever much to look at—short and chubby with freckles and those cheeky, nosy eyes!"
Master Nathaniel could contain himself no longer, and in a voice hoarse with excitement he cried, "Was it ... do you mean the Lud doctor, Endymion Leer?"
Master Nathaniel could no longer hold back, and in a voice rough with excitement he shouted, "Was it ... do you mean the doctor, Endymion Leer?"
Mistress Ivy pursed up her mouth and nodded meaningfully.
Mistress Ivy pressed her lips together and nodded with significance.
"Yes, that's what he calls himself now ... and many folks set such store by him as a doctor, that, to hear them talk, one would think a baby wasn't properly born unless he'd brought it into the world, nor a man properly dead unless he'd closed his eyes."
"Yeah, that's what he calls himself now... and a lot of people think so highly of him as a doctor that, listening to them, you'd think no baby was really born unless he delivered it, and no man was truly dead unless he had closed his eyes."
"Yes, yes. But are you sure he is the same as Christopher Pugwalker? Could you swear to him in court?" cried Master Nathaniel eagerly.
"Yeah, yeah. But are you certain he's the same as Christopher Pugwalker? Can you swear to it in court?" Master Nathaniel exclaimed eagerly.
Mistress Ivy looked puzzled. "What good would it do to swear at him?" she asked doubtfully. "I must say I never held with foul language in a woman's mouth, nor did my poor Peppercorn—for all that he was a sailor."
Mistress Ivy looked confused. "What good would it do to curse at him?" she asked uncertainly. "I have to say I never believed in using foul language as a woman, and neither did my poor Peppercorn—even though he was a sailor."
"No, no!" cried Master Nathaniel impatiently, and proceeded to explain to her the meaning of the expression. She dimpled a little at her own blunder, and then said guardedly, "And what would bring me into the law courts, I should like to know? The past is over and done with, and what is done can't be undone."
"No, no!" exclaimed Master Nathaniel impatiently, and went on to explain the meaning of the phrase. She smiled a bit at her own mistake, then said cautiously, "And what could possibly bring me to the courthouse, if I might ask? The past is behind us, and what’s done can’t be changed."
Master Nathaniel fixed her with a searching gaze, and, forgetting his assumed character, spoke as himself.
Master Nathaniel looked at her intently, and, forgetting the role he was playing, spoke as his true self.
"Mistress Peppercorn," he said solemnly, "have you no pity for the dead, the dumb, helpless dead? You loved your father, I am sure. When a word from you might help to avenge him, are you going to leave that word unsaid? Who can say that the dead are not grateful for the loving thoughts of the living, and that they do not rest more quietly in their graves when they have been avenged? Have you no time or pity left for your dead father?"
"Mistress Peppercorn," he said seriously, "do you have no compassion for the dead, the voiceless, helpless dead? I'm sure you loved your father. When a word from you could help get justice for him, will you really leave that word unspoken? Who can claim that the dead aren’t thankful for the love of the living, and that they don’t find peace in their graves when they are avenged? Do you have no time or compassion left for your deceased father?"
During this speech Mistress Ivy's face had begun working, and at the last words she burst into sobs. "Don't think that, sir," she gasped; "don't think that! I remember well how my poor father used to sit looking at her of an evening, not a word passing his lips, but his eyes saying as clearly as if it had been his tongue, 'No, Clem,' (for my stepmother's name was Clementine), 'I don't trust you no further than I see you, but, for all that, you can turn me round your little finger, because I'm a silly, besotted old fool, and we both know it.' Oh! I've always said that my poor father had both his eyes wide open, in spite of him being the slave of her pretty face. It was not that he didn't see, or couldn't see—what he lacked was the heart to speak out."
During this speech, Mistress Ivy's face had started to change, and by the end, she broke down in tears. "Don't think that, sir," she gasped; "don't think that! I remember how my poor father would sit and look at her in the evening, not saying a word, but his eyes were saying as clearly as if he had spoken, 'No, Clem,' (since my stepmother's name was Clementine), 'I don't trust you any further than I can see you, but despite that, you can easily manipulate me because I'm a foolish old fool, and we both know it.' Oh! I’ve always said my poor father had both his eyes wide open, even though he was a slave to her pretty face. It wasn’t that he didn’t see or couldn’t see—what he lacked was the courage to speak up."
"Poor fellow! And now, Mistress Ivy, I think you should tell me all you know and what it is that makes you think that, in spite of the medical evidence to the contrary, your father was murdered," and he planted his elbows on the counter and looked at her squarely in the face.
"Poor guy! And now, Mistress Ivy, I think you should tell me everything you know and what makes you believe that, despite the medical evidence suggesting otherwise, your father was murdered," and he leaned his elbows on the counter and looked her squarely in the face.
But Mistress Ivy trimmed. "I didn't say that poor father was poisoned with osiers. He died quiet and peaceful, father did."
But Mistress Ivy replied, "I didn't say that poor dad was poisoned with osiers. He passed away quietly and peacefully, he did."
"All the same, you think there was foul play. I am not entirely disinterested in this matter, now that I know Dr. Leer is connected with it. I happen to bear him a grudge."
"Still, you believe there was something suspicious going on. I'm not completely uninvolved in this situation, especially now that I know Dr. Leer is a part of it. I actually hold a grudge against him."
First Mistress Ivy shut the door on to the street, and then leant over the counter, so that her face was close to his, and said in a low voice: "Why, yes, I always did think there had been foul play, and I'll tell you why. Just before my father died we'd been making jam. And one of poor father's funny little ways was to like the scum of jam or jelly, and we used to keep some of every boiling in a saucer for him. Well, my own little brother Robin, and her little girl—a little tot of three—were buzzing round the fruit and sugar like a pair of little wasps, whining for this, sticking their fingers into that, and thinking they were helping with the jam-making. And suddenly my stepmother turned round and caught little Polly with her mouth all black with mulberry juice. And oh, the taking she was in! She caught her and shook her, and ordered her to spit out anything she might have in her mouth; and then, when she found out it was mulberries, she cooled down all of a sudden and told Polly she must be a good girl and never put anything in her mouth without asking first.
First Mistress Ivy shut the door to the street, then leaned over the counter so her face was close to his and said in a low voice: "Well, yes, I always thought there was something suspicious about it, and I'll tell you why. Just before my father died, we were making jam. One of my father's quirky habits was that he liked the scum of the jam or jelly, so we always saved some from each batch in a saucer for him. My little brother Robin and her little girl—a tiny thing of three—were buzzing around the fruit and sugar like a couple of little wasps, whining for this, sticking their fingers into that, and thinking they were helping with the jam-making. Then suddenly, my stepmother turned around and caught little Polly with her mouth all black from the mulberry juice. Oh, the fuss she made! She grabbed her and shook her, ordering her to spit out anything she might have in her mouth; and when she found out it was just mulberries, she suddenly calmed down and told Polly she had to be a good girl and never put anything in her mouth without asking first."
"Now, the jam was boiled in great copper cauldrons, and I noticed a little pipkin simmering on the hearth, and I asked my stepmother what it was. And she answered carelessly, 'Oh, it's some mulberry jelly, sweetened with honey instead of sugar, for my old grandfather at home.' And at the time I didn't give the matter another thought. But the evening before my father died ... and I've never mentioned this to a soul except my poor Peppercorn ... after supper he went and sat out in the porch to smoke his pipe, leaving her and him to their own doings in the kitchen; for she'd been brazen-faced enough, and my father weak enough, actually to have the fellow living there in the house. And my father was a queer man in that way—too proud to sit where he wasn't wanted, even in his own kitchen. And I'd come out, too, but I was hid from him by the corner of the house, for I had been waiting for the sun to go down to pick flowers, to take to a sick neighbour the next day. But I could hear him talking to his spaniel, Ginger, who was like his shadow and followed him wherever he went. I remember his words as clearly as if it had been yesterday: 'Poor old Ginger!' he said, 'I thought it would be me who would dig your grave. But it seems not, Ginger, it seems not. Poor old lady, by this time tomorrow I'll be as dumb as you are ... and you'll miss our talks, poor Ginger.' And then Ginger gave a howl that made my blood curdle, and I came running round the corner of the house and asked father if he was ailing, and if I could fetch him anything. And he laughed, but it was as different as chalk from cheese from the way he laughed as a rule. For poor father was a frank-hearted, open-handed man, and not one to hoard up bitterness any more than he would hoard up money; but that laugh—the last I heard him give—was as bitter as gall. And he said, 'Well, Ivy, my girl, would you like to fetch me some peonies and marigolds and shepherd's thyme from a hill where the Silent People have danced, and make me a salad from them?' And seeing me looking surprised, he laughed again, and said, 'No, no. I doubt there are no flowers growing this side of the hills that could help your poor father. Come, give me a kiss—you've always been a good girl.' Now, these are flowers that old wives use in love potions, as I knew from my granny, who was very wise about herbs and charms, but father had always laughed at her for it, and I supposed he was fretting over my stepmother and Pugwalker, and wondering if he could win her heart back to him.
"Now, the jam was cooked in big copper pots, and I noticed a small pot simmering on the hearth, so I asked my stepmother what it was. She casually replied, 'Oh, it's some mulberry jelly, sweetened with honey instead of sugar, for my old grandfather at home.' At the time, I didn’t think much of it. But the evening before my father died... and I’ve never told anyone this except my poor Peppercorn... after dinner, he went out on the porch to smoke his pipe, leaving her and him to their own business in the kitchen; she had been bold enough, and my father weak enough, to let the guy live in the house. My father was a strange man that way—too proud to sit where he wasn’t wanted, even in his own kitchen. I had gone outside too, but I was hidden from him by the corner of the house, waiting for the sun to go down to pick flowers to take to a sick neighbor the next day. I could hear him talking to his spaniel, Ginger, who was like his shadow and followed him everywhere. I remember his words as clearly as if it were yesterday: 'Poor old Ginger!' he said, 'I thought it would be me who would dig your grave. But it seems not, Ginger, it seems not. Poor old lady, by this time tomorrow I'll be as dumb as you are... and you'll miss our talks, poor Ginger.' Then Ginger let out a howl that sent chills down my spine, and I ran around the corner of the house and asked my father if he was sick and if I could get him anything. He laughed, but it was nothing like his usual laugh. My poor father was an honest, generous man, not one to hold onto bitterness any more than he would hoard money; but that laugh—the last I heard him give—was as bitter as poison. He said, 'Well, Ivy, my girl, would you like to bring me some peonies and marigolds and shepherd's thyme from a hill where the Silent People have danced and make me a salad from them?' Seeing my surprised look, he laughed again and said, 'No, no. I doubt there are any flowers growing this side of the hills that could help your poor father. Come, give me a kiss—you've always been a good girl.' Now, those are flowers that old ladies use in love potions, as I learned from my grandmother, who was very knowledgeable about herbs and charms, but Father always laughed at her for it, and I thought he was worrying about my stepmother and Pugwalker, wondering if he could win her heart back."
"But that night he died, and it was then that I started wondering about that jelly in the pipkin, for him, liking scum as he did, and always having a saucer of it set aside for him, it wouldn't have been difficult to have boiled up some poison for him without any danger of other folks touching it. And Pugwalker knew all about herbs and such like, and could have told her what to use. For it was as plain as print that poor father knew he was going to die, and peonies make a good purge; and I've often wondered since if it was as a purge that he wanted these flowers. And that's all I know, and perhaps it isn't much, but it's been enough to keep me awake many a night of my life wondering what I should have done if I'd been older. For I was only a little maid of ten at the time, with no one I could talk to, and as frightened of my stepmother as a bird of a snake. If I'd been one of the witnesses, I dare say it would have come out in court, but I was too young for that."
"But that night he died, and that’s when I started to think about that jelly in the pot. Since he liked scum so much and always had a saucer of it set aside for him, it wouldn’t have been hard to cook up some poison for him without risking anyone else touching it. And Pugwalker knew all about herbs and could have told her what to use. It was obvious that my poor father knew he was going to die, and peonies are a good laxative; I’ve often wondered since if he wanted those flowers for that reason. That’s all I know, and maybe it’s not much, but it’s been enough to keep me awake many nights, thinking about what I would have done if I’d been older. I was just a little girl of ten back then, with no one to talk to, and I was as scared of my stepmother as a bird is of a snake. If I had been one of the witnesses, I suppose it would have come out in court, but I was too young for that."
"Perhaps we could get hold of Diggory Carp?"
"Maybe we could reach out to Diggory Carp?"
"Diggory Carp?" she repeated in surprise. "But surely you heard what happened to him? Ah, that was a sad story! You see, after he was sent to gaol, there came three or four terrible lean years, one after the other. And food was so dear, no one, of course, had any money for buying fancy goods like baskets ... and the long and the short of it was that when Diggory came out of gaol he found that his wife and children had died of starvation. And it seemed to turn his wits, and he came up to our farm, raging against my stepmother, and vowing that someday he'd get his own back on her. And that night he hanged himself from one of the trees in our orchard, and he was found there dead the next morning."
"Diggory Carp?" she echoed in shock. "But you heard what happened to him, right? Ah, it was a tragic tale! You see, after he went to prison, there were three or four horrible, lean years in a row. Food was so expensive that no one had any money for buying luxury items like baskets... and the bottom line is that when Diggory got out of prison, he discovered that his wife and kids had died of starvation. It seemed to drive him crazy, and he showed up at our farm, furious with my stepmother, swearing that one day he'd get revenge on her. That night, he hanged himself from one of the trees in our orchard, and he was found dead there the next morning."
"A sad story," said Master Nathaniel. "Well, we must leave him out of our calculations. All you've told me is very interesting—very interesting indeed. But there's still a great deal to be unravelled before we get to the rope I'm looking for. One thing I don't understand is Diggory Carp's story about the osiers. Was it a pure fabrication of his?"
"A sad story," Master Nathaniel said. "Well, we need to exclude him from our calculations. Everything you’ve shared is really interesting—super interesting, actually. But there’s still a lot to figure out before we find the rope I’m searching for. One thing I don’t get is Diggory Carp’s story about the osiers. Was it just a complete fabrication on his part?"
"Poor Diggory! He wasn't, of course, the sort of man whose word one would be very ready to take, for he did deserve his ten years—he was a born thief. But I don't think he would have had the wits to invent all that. I expect the story he told was true enough about his daughter selling the osiers, but that it was only for basket-making that she wanted them. Guilt's a funny thing—like a smell, and one often doesn't quite know where it comes from. I think Diggory's nose was not mistaken when it smelt out guilt, but it led him to the wrong clue. My father wasn't poisoned by osiers."
"Poor Diggory! He wasn't exactly the kind of guy whose word you'd readily trust, since he really did deserve his ten years—he was a natural thief. But I doubt he had the smarts to come up with all of that. I bet the story he told about his daughter selling the osiers was true enough, but she only wanted them for making baskets. Guilt is a strange thing—kind of like a smell, and you often can't pinpoint where it comes from. I think Diggory's instincts weren't wrong when he sensed guilt, but they led him to the wrong conclusion. My dad wasn't poisoned by osiers."
"Can you think what it was, then?"
"Can you imagine what it was, then?"
She shook her head. "I've told you everything I know."
She shook her head. "I've shared all the information I have."
"I wish you knew something more definite," said Master Nathaniel a little fretfully. "The Law dearly loves something it can touch—a blood-stained knife and that sort of thing. And there's another matter that puzzles me. Your father seems, on your showing, to have been a very indulgent sort of husband, and to have kept his jealousy to himself. What cause was there for the murder?"
"I wish you knew something more certain," Master Nathaniel said a bit irritably. "The Law really craves something tangible—a blood-stained knife and that kind of thing. And there's another thing that confuses me. Your father appears, from what you've said, to have been a very lenient husband and to have kept his jealousy to himself. What was the motive for the murder?"
"Ah! that I think I can explain to you," she cried. "You see, our farm was very conveniently situated for ... well, for smuggling a certain thing that we don't mention. It stands in a sort of hollow between the marches and the west road, and smugglers like a friendly, quiet place where they can run their goods. And my poor father, though he may have sat like a dumb animal in pain when his young wife was gallivanting with her lover, all the same, if he had found out what was being stored in the granary, Pugwalker would have been kicked out of the house, and she could have whistled for him till she was black in the face. My father was easy-going enough in some ways, but there were places in him as hard as nails, and no woman, be she never so much of a fool (and, fair play to my stepmother, she was no fool), can live with a man without finding out where these places are."
"Ah! I think I can explain that to you," she exclaimed. "You see, our farm was really well-located for... well, for smuggling something we don't talk about. It sits in a bit of a dip between the marshes and the west road, and smugglers prefer a friendly, quiet place where they can move their goods. And my poor father, even though he might have seemed like a dumb animal in pain while his young wife was off gallivanting with her lover, if he had discovered what was being stored in the granary, Pugwalker would have been kicked out, and she could have called for him until she was blue in the face. My father was pretty laid-back in some ways, but there were parts of him that were tough as nails, and no woman, no matter how foolish she might be (and to give my stepmother credit, she wasn't foolish), can live with a man without figuring out where those tough spots are."
"Oh, ho! So what Diggory Carp said about the contents of that sack was true, was it?" And Master Nathaniel inwardly thanked his stars that no harm had come to Ranulph during his stay in such a dangerous place.
"Oh, wow! So what Diggory Carp said about what was in that sack was true, huh?" And Master Nathaniel silently counted his blessings that no harm had come to Ranulph while he was in such a risky place.
"Oh, it was true, and no mistake; and, child though I was at the time, I cried through half one night with rage when they told me what the hussy had said in court about my father using the stuff as manure and her begging him not to! Begging him not to, indeed! I could have told them a very different story. And it was Pugwalker that was at the back of that business, and got the granary key from her, so they could run their goods there. And shortly before my father died he got wind of it—I know that from something I overheard. The room I shared with my little brother Robin opened into theirs, and we always kept the door ajar, because Robin was a timid child, and fancied he couldn't go to sleep unless he heard my father snoring. Well, about a week before my father died I heard him talking to her in a voice I'd never known him to use to her before. He said he'd warned her twice already that year, and that this was the last time. Up to that time he'd held his head high, he said, because his hands were clean and all his doings straight and fair, and now he warned her for the last time that unless this business was put a stop to once and for all, he'd have Pugwalker tarred and feathered, and make the neighbourhood too hot for him to stay in it. And, I remember, I heard him hawking and spitting, as if he'd rid himself of something foul. And he said that the Gibbertys had always been respected, and that the farm, ever since they had owned it, had helped to make the people of Dorimare straight-limbed and clean-blooded, for it had sent fresh meat and milk to market, and good grain to the miller, and sweet grapes to the vintner, and that he would rather sell the farm than that poison and filth should be sent out of his granary, to turn honest lads into idiots gibbering at the moon. And then she started coaxing him, but she spoke too low for me to catch the words. But she must have been making him some promise, for he said gruffly, 'Well, see that it's done, then, for I'm a man of my word.'
"Oh, it was true, no doubt about it; and even though I was just a kid at the time, I cried for half the night with anger when they told me what that hussy had said in court about my father using the stuff as fertilizer and her begging him not to! Begging him not to, really! I could have told them a very different story. It was Pugwalker who was behind that, getting the granary key from her so they could stash their goods there. Just before my father died, he found out about it—I know because I overheard something. The room I shared with my little brother Robin was connected to theirs, and we always kept the door slightly open, since Robin was a shy kid and thought he couldn’t sleep unless he heard my father snoring. Well, about a week before my father passed away, I heard him talking to her in a tone I’d never heard him use before. He said he had warned her twice that year already, and this was the last time. Until then, he’d held his head high because he believed his hands were clean and all his actions were fair, and now he warned her for the final time that if this continued, he'd have Pugwalker tarred and feathered and make it so uncomfortable for him that he wouldn’t be able to stay around. I remember hearing him hawking and spitting, like he was getting rid of something disgusting. He said that the Gibbertys had always been respected, and that since they owned the farm, it had helped the people of Dorimare to be strong and healthy, providing fresh meat and milk to the market, good grain to the miller, and sweet grapes to the vintner. He’d rather sell the farm than let poison and filth come out of his granary and turn honest boys into idiots talking to the moon. Then she started trying to persuade him, but her voice was too low for me to catch what she said. She must have made him some promise because he replied gruffly, 'Well, make sure it’s done, then, because I’m a man of my word.'"
"And in not much more than a week after that he was dead—poor father. And I count it a miracle that I ever grew up and am sitting here now telling you all this. And a still greater one that little Robin grew up to be a man, for he inherited the farm. But it was her own little girl that died, and Robin grew up and married, and though he died in his prime it was through a quinsy in his throat, and he always got on with our stepmother, and wouldn't hear a word against her. And she has brought up his little girl, for her mother died when she was born. But I've never seen the lass, for there was never any love lost between me and my stepmother, and I never went back to the old house after I married."
"And just a little over a week later, he was dead—poor dad. I honestly think it’s a miracle that I grew up and am here telling you all this. An even bigger miracle is that little Robin became a man, since he inherited the farm. But it was her own little girl who died, and Robin grew up, got married, and even though he died young due to a throat infection, he always got along with our stepmom and wouldn’t hear a bad word about her. She raised his little girl, as her mother passed away at childbirth. But I’ve never met the girl, because there was never any love lost between my stepmom and me, and I never went back to the old house after I got married."
She paused, and in her eyes was that wistful, tranced look that always comes when one has been gazing at things that happened to one long ago.
She paused, and in her eyes was that dreamy, reflective look that always shows up when someone has been thinking about things that happened to them long ago.
"I see, I see," said Master Nathaniel meditatively. "And Pugwalker? Did you ever see him again till you recognized him in the streets of Lud the other day?"
"I get it, I get it," said Master Nathaniel thoughtfully. "And Pugwalker? Did you ever see him again until you recognized him while walking the streets of Lud the other day?"
She shook her head. "No, he disappeared, as I told you, just before the trial. Though I don't doubt that she knew his whereabouts and heard from him—met him even; for she was always going out by herself after nightfall. Well, well, I've told you everything I know—though perhaps I'd have better held my tongue, for little good comes of digging up the past."
She shook her head. "No, he vanished, like I said, just before the trial. But I wouldn't be surprised if she knew where he was and heard from him—maybe even met up with him; she was always going out alone after dark. Anyway, I’ve shared everything I know—though maybe I should’ve kept quiet, since digging up the past doesn’t really do any good."
Master Nathaniel said nothing; he was evidently pondering her story.
Master Nathaniel didn't say anything; he was clearly thinking about her story.
"Well," he said finally, "everything you have told me has been very interesting—very interesting indeed. But whether it will lead to anything definite is another matter. All the evidence is purely circumstantial. However, I'm very grateful to you for having spoken to me as freely as you've done. And if I find out anything further I'll let you know. I shall be leaving Lud shortly, but I shall keep in touch with you. And, under the circumstances, perhaps it would be prudent to agree on some word or token by which you would recognize a messenger as really coming from me, for the fellow you knew as Pugwalker has not grown less cunning with advancing years—he's full of guile, and let him once get wind of what we're after, he'd be up to all sorts of tricks to make our plans miscarry. What shall the token be?"
"Well," he finally said, "everything you’ve told me has been really interesting—very interesting, indeed. But whether it will lead to anything concrete is another story. All the evidence is purely circumstantial. Still, I really appreciate how openly you've talked to me. If I find out anything more, I’ll let you know. I’ll be leaving Lud soon, but I’ll stay in touch with you. Given the situation, it might be wise to agree on a word or sign that you could use to identify a messenger as legitimately coming from me, because the guy you knew as Pugwalker hasn’t become any less cunning with age—he's full of tricks, and if he catches wind of what we're after, he will do everything he can to sabotage our plans. What should the sign be?"
Then his eyes began to twinkle: "I've got it!" he cried. "Just to give you a little lesson in swearing, which you say you dislike so much, we'll make it a good round oath. You'll know a messenger comes from me if he greets you with the words, By the Sun, Moon and Stars and the Golden Apples of the West!"
Then his eyes started to sparkle: "I've got it!" he shouted. "Just to teach you a bit about swearing, which you claim to dislike so much, we'll make it a proper oath. You'll know a messenger is from me if he greets you with the words, By the Sun, Moon and Stars and the Golden Apples of the West!"
And he rubbed his hands in delight, and shouted with laughter. Master Nathaniel was a born tease.
And he rubbed his hands in joy and laughed out loud. Master Nathaniel was a natural at teasing.
"For shame, you saucy fellow!" dimpled Mistress Ivy. "You're as bad as my poor Peppercorn. He used always...."
"For shame, you cheeky guy!" Mistress Ivy said with a smile. "You're just as bad as my poor Peppercorn. He always...."
But even Master Nathaniel had had his fill of reminiscences. So he cut her short with a hearty good-bye, and renewed thanks for all she had told him.
But even Master Nathaniel had grown tired of reminiscing. So he interrupted her with a warm goodbye and thanked her again for everything she had shared.
But he turned back from the door to hold up his finger and say with mock solemnity, "Remember, it's to be By the Sun, Moon and Stars and the Golden Apples of the West!"
But he turned back from the door, raised his finger, and said with playful seriousness, "Remember, it’s to be By the Sun, Moon, and Stars and the Golden Apples of the West!"
CHAPTER XIX
THE BERRIES OF MERCIFUL DEATH
Late into that night Master Nathaniel paced the floor of his pipe-room, trying to pierce through the intervening medium of the dry words of the Law and the vivider though less reliable one of Mistress Ivy's memory, and reach that old rustic tragedy, as it had been before the vultures of Time had left nothing of it but dry bones.
Late into that night, Master Nathaniel walked back and forth in his pipe room, trying to cut through the dry words of the Law and the more vivid yet less reliable recollections of Mistress Ivy, and access that old rustic tragedy, as it had been before the vultures of Time stripped it down to nothing but dry bones.
He felt convinced that Mistress Ivy's reconstruction was correct—as far as it went. The farmer had been poisoned, though not by osiers. But by what? And what had been the part played by Pugwalker, alias Endymion Leer? It was, of course, gratifying to his vanity that his instinctive identification of the two had been correct. But how tantalizing it would be if this dead man's tale was to remain but a vague whisper, too low to be heard by the ear of the Law!
He was sure that Mistress Ivy's theory was right—as far as it went. The farmer had been poisoned, but not by osiers. But by what? And what role did Pugwalker, also known as Endymion Leer, play in all of this? It was definitely a boost to his ego that his instinctive connection between the two had been accurate. But how frustrating would it be if this dead man's story remained just a faint whisper, too quiet to reach the ears of the Law!
On his table was the slipper that Master Ambrose had facetiously suggested might be of use to him. He picked it up, and stared at it absently. Ambrose had said the sight of it had made Endymion Leer jump out of his skin, and that the reason was obvious. And yet those purple strawberries did not look like fairy fruit. Master Nathaniel had recently become but too familiar with the aspect of that fruit not to recognize it instantly, whatever its variety. Though he had never seen berries exactly like these, he was certain that they did not grow in Fairyland.
On his table was the slipper that Master Ambrose had jokingly suggested might be helpful to him. He picked it up and stared at it absentmindedly. Ambrose had said that seeing it had made Endymion Leer jump out of his skin, and the reason was clear. Yet those purple strawberries didn’t look like anything from Fairyland. Master Nathaniel had recently become all too familiar with the appearance of that fruit to not recognize it right away, no matter what its variety. Even though he had never seen berries quite like these, he was sure they didn’t grow in Fairyland.
He walked across to his bookcase and took out a big volume bound in vellum. It was a very ancient illustrated herbal of the plants of Dorimare.
He walked over to his bookcase and took out a large book bound in vellum. It was a very old illustrated herbal of the plants of Dorimare.
At first he turned its pages somewhat listlessly, as if he did not really expect to find anything of interest. Then suddenly he came on an illustration, underneath which was written THE BERRIES OF MERCIFUL DEATH. He gave a low whistle, and fetching the slipper laid it beside the picture. The painted berries and the embroidered ones were identical.
At first, he flipped through the pages a bit absentmindedly, as if he didn't really think he would find anything interesting. Then suddenly, he came across an illustration with the caption THE BERRIES OF MERCIFUL DEATH. He let out a low whistle and grabbed the slipper, placing it next to the picture. The painted berries and the embroidered ones were exactly the same.
On the opposite page the berries were described in a style that a literary expert would have recognized as belonging to the Duke Aubrey period. The passage ran thus:—
On the opposite page, the berries were described in a way that a literary expert would recognize as coming from the Duke Aubrey period. The passage read as follows:—
THE BERRIES OF MERCIFUL DEATH
THE BERRIES OF MERCIFUL DEATH
These berries are wine-coloured, and crawl along the ground, and have the leaves of wild strawberries. They ripen during the first quarter of the harvest moon, and are only to be found in certain valleys of the West, and even there they grow but sparsely; and, for the sake of birds and children and other indiscreet lovers of fruit, it is well that such is the case, for they are a deadly and insidious poison, though very tardy in their action, often lying dormant in the blood for many days. Then the poison begins to speak in itchings of the skin, while the tongue, as though in punishment for the lies it may have told, becomes covered with black spots, so that it has the appearance of the shards of a ladybird, and this is the only warning to the victim that his end is approaching. For, if evil things ever partake of the blessed virtues, then we may say that this malign berry is mercifully cruel, in that it spares its victims belchings and retchings and fiery humours and racking colics. And, shortly before his end, he is overtaken by a pleasant drowsiness, yielding to which he falls into a peaceful sleep, which is his last. And now I will give you a receipt, which, if you have no sin upon your conscience, and are at peace with the living and the dead, and have never killed a robin, nor robbed an orphan, nor destroyed the nest of a dream, it may be will prove an antidote to that poison—and may be it will not. This, then, is the receipt: Take one pint of salad oil and put it into a vial glass, but first wash it with rose-water, and marygold flower water, the flowers being gathered towards the West. Wash it till the oil comes white; then put it into the glass, and then put thereto the buds of Peonies, the flowers of Marygold and the flowers and tops of Shepherd's Thyme. The Thyme must be gathered near the side of a hill where the Fairies are said to dance.
These berries are wine-colored, crawl along the ground, and have leaves like wild strawberries. They ripen during the first part of the harvest moon and can only be found in certain valleys out West, where they grow sparsely. For the sake of birds, children, and other careless fruit lovers, this is for the best because they are a deadly and sneaky poison that takes a long time to act, often lying dormant in the bloodstream for many days. Then the poison starts to show through skin itchiness, and as if punishing the tongue for any lies it may have told, it becomes covered with black spots, making it look like shards of a ladybug. This is the only warning the victim gets that their end is near. If bad things ever share in the blessings of good, we might say that this malicious berry is cruelly merciful because it spares its victims from gagging and throwing up and intense pains in the belly. Shortly before the end, the victim falls into a pleasant drowsiness, and yielding to it, they drift into a peaceful sleep, which is their last. Now, I will share a recipe that, if your conscience is clear and you are at peace with the living and the dead, and you have never harmed a robin, robbed an orphan, or destroyed a dream, might serve as an antidote to that poison—or maybe it won’t. So, here is the recipe: Take one pint of salad oil and put it in a vial, but first wash it with rose water and marigold flower water, using flowers gathered from the West. Wash it until the oil turns white; then put it into the vial, and add the buds of peonies, marigold flowers, and the flowers and tops of shepherd's thyme. The thyme must be collected from the side of a hill where fairies are said to dance.
Master Nathaniel laid down the book, and his eyes were more frightened than triumphant. There was something sinister in the silent language in which dead men told their tales—with sly malice embroidering them on old maids' canvas work, hiding them away in ancient books, written long before they were born; and why were his ears so attuned to this dumb speech?
Master Nathaniel set the book down, and his eyes looked more terrified than victorious. There was something dark in the silent way that dead men shared their stories—tinged with sly malice woven into old maids' needlework, tucked away in ancient books, written long before they were born; and why were his ears so tuned to this mute communication?
For him the old herbalist had been describing a murderer, subtle, sinister, mitigating dark deeds with mercy—a murderer, the touch of whose bloody hands was balm to the sick in body, and whose voice could rock haunted minds to sleep. And, as well, in the light of what he already knew, the old herbalist had told a story. A violent, cruel, reckless woman had wished to rid herself of her enemy by the first means that came to her hand—osiers, the sap of which produced an agonizing, cruel death. But her discreet though murderous lover took the osiers from her, and gave her instead the berries of merciful death.
For him, the old herbalist had been describing a killer—sly, menacing, softening dark deeds with compassion—a killer whose bloody hands were a comfort to the sick and whose voice could lull troubled minds to sleep. Also, considering what he already knew, the old herbalist had shared a story. A violent, cruel, reckless woman had wanted to get rid of her enemy using the quickest method available—osiers, the sap of which caused a painful, cruel death. But her careful yet murderous lover took the osiers from her and instead offered her the berries of a gentle death.
The herbalist had proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that the villain of the story was Endymion Leer.
The herbalist had clearly shown that the villain of the story was Endymion Leer.
Yes, but how should he make the dead tell their tale loud enough to reach the ear of the Law?
Yes, but how should he make the dead speak their story loud enough to reach the ears of the Law?
In any case, he must leave Lud, and that quickly.
In any case, he has to leave Lud, and fast.
Why should he not visit the scene of this old drama, the widow Gibberty's farm? Perhaps he might there find witnesses who spoke a language understood by all.
Why shouldn’t he check out the site of this old drama, the widow Gibberty's farm? Maybe he could find witnesses there who spoke a language everyone understood.
The next morning he ordered a horse to be saddled, packed a few necessaries in a knapsack, and then he told Dame Marigold that, for the present, he could not stay in Lud. "As for you," he said, "you had better move to Polydore's. For the moment I'm the most unpopular man in town, and it would be just as well that they should think of you as Vigil's sister rather than as Chanticleer's wife."
The next morning he had a horse saddled, packed a few essentials in a backpack, and then he told Dame Marigold that, for now, he couldn’t stay in Lud. "As for you," he said, "it's better if you move to Polydore's. Right now I’m the most unpopular guy in town, and it would be better for them to see you as Vigil's sister rather than as Chanticleer's wife."
Dame Marigold's face was very pale that morning and her eyes were very bright. "Nothing would induce me," she said in a low voice, "ever again to cross the threshold of Polydore's house. I shall never forgive him for the way he has treated you. No, I shall stay here—in your house. And," she added, with a little scornful laugh, "you needn't be anxious about me. I've never yet met a member of the lower classes that was a match for one of ourselves—they fall to heel as readily as a dog. I'm not a bit afraid of the mob, or anything they could do to me."
Dame Marigold's face was very pale that morning and her eyes were really bright. "Nothing would make me," she said in a quiet voice, "ever again step foot in Polydore's house. I’ll never forgive him for how he’s treated you. No, I’ll stay here—in your house. And," she added with a slight scornful laugh, "you don’t need to worry about me. I've never met a member of the lower classes who could stand up to someone like us—they back down as easily as a dog. I'm not afraid of the mob or anything they could do to me."
Master Nathaniel chuckled. "By the Sun, Moon and Stars!" he cried proudly, "you're a chip off the old block, Marigold!"
Master Nathaniel chuckled. "By the Sun, Moon, and Stars!" he exclaimed proudly, "you're just like your old man, Marigold!"
"Well, don't stay too long away, Nat," she said, "or else when you come back you'll find that I've gone mad like everybody else, and am dancing as wildly as Mother Tibbs, and singing songs about Duke Aubrey!" and she smiled her charming crooked smile.
"Well, don’t be gone too long, Nat," she said, "or when you come back you’ll find I’ve gone crazy like everyone else, dancing as wildly as Mother Tibbs and singing songs about Duke Aubrey!” She smiled her charming crooked smile.
Then he went up to say good-bye to old Hempie.
Then he went up to say goodbye to old Hempie.
"Well, Hempie," he cried gaily. "Lud's getting too hot for me. So I'm off with a knapsack on my back to seek my fortune, like the youngest son in your old stories. Will you wish me luck?"
"Well, Hempie," he said cheerfully. "Things are getting too intense for me. So I'm heading out with a backpack to find my fortune, like the youngest son in your old tales. Will you wish me luck?"
There were tears in the old woman's eyes as she looked at him, and then she smiled.
There were tears in the old woman's eyes as she looked at him, and then she smiled.
"Why, Master Nat," she cried, "I don't believe you've felt so light-hearted since you were a boy! But these are strange times when a Chanticleer is chased out of Lud-in-the-Mist! And wouldn't I just like to give those Vigils and the rest of them a bit of my mind!" and her old eyes flashed. "But don't you ever get downhearted, Master Nat, and don't ever forget that there have always been Chanticleers in Lud-in-the-Mist, and that there always will be! But it beats me how you're to manage with only three pairs of stockings, and no one to mend them."
"Why, Master Nat," she exclaimed, "I don’t think you’ve been this light-hearted since you were a kid! But these are strange times when a Chanticleer gets chased out of Lud-in-the-Mist! I’d really like to give those Vigils and the others a piece of my mind!" Her old eyes sparkled. "But don’t you ever get discouraged, Master Nat, and don’t forget that there have always been Chanticleers in Lud-in-the-Mist, and there always will be! But I can’t figure out how you’re going to manage with only three pairs of stockings and no one to fix them."
"Well, Hempie," he laughed, "they say the Fairies are wonderfully neat-fingered, and, who knows, perhaps in my wanderings I may fall in with a fairy housewife who will darn my stockings for me," and he brought out the forbidden word as lightly and easily as if it had been one in daily use.
"Well, Hempie," he chuckled, "they say Fairies are really good with their hands, and who knows, maybe during my travels I'll run into a fairy housewife who will mend my socks for me," and he said the forbidden word so casually, as if it were something he used every day.
About an hour after Master Nathaniel had ridden away Luke Hempen arrived at the house, wild-eyed, dishevelled, and with very startling news. But it was impossible to communicate it to Master Nathaniel, as he had left without telling anyone his destination.
About an hour after Master Nathaniel rode off, Luke Hempen arrived at the house, wide-eyed, messy, and with some shocking news. But it was impossible to share it with Master Nathaniel, as he had left without informing anyone of where he was going.
CHAPTER XX
WATCHING THE COWS
In the interval between his two letters—the one to Hempie, and the one to Master Nathaniel—Luke decided that his suspicions had been groundless, for the days at the farm were buzzing by with a soothing hum like that of summer insects, and Ranulph was growing gay and sunburned.
In the time between his two letters—the one to Hempie and the one to Master Nathaniel—Luke convinced himself that his suspicions were unfounded, as the days at the farm were passing by with a comforting buzz like that of summer insects, and Ranulph was becoming cheerful and sun-kissed.
Then towards autumn Ranulph had begun to wilt, and finally Luke overheard the strange conversation he had reported in his letter to Master Nathaniel, and once again the farm grew hateful to him, and he followed Ranulph as if he were his shadow and counted the hours for the order to come from Master Nathaniel bidding them return to Lud.
Then as autumn approached, Ranulph started to decline, and finally Luke overheard the odd conversation he had mentioned in his letter to Master Nathaniel. Once again, the farm became unbearable for him, and he followed Ranulph like a shadow, counting the hours until the order came from Master Nathaniel telling them to return to Lud.
Perhaps you may remember that on his first evening at the farm Ranulph had wanted to join the children who watched the widow's cows at night, but it had evidently been nothing but a passing whim, for he did not express the wish again.
Perhaps you remember that on his first evening at the farm, Ranulph wanted to join the kids who looked after the widow's cows at night, but it was clearly just a fleeting thought, as he never mentioned it again.
And then at the end of June—as a matter of fact it was Midsummer day—the widow had asked him if he would not like that night to join the little herdsmen. But towards evening had come a steady downfall of rain, and the plan had fallen through.
And then at the end of June—actually, it was Midsummer day—the widow asked him if he would like to join the little herdsmen that night. But toward evening, a steady rain began to fall, and the plan didn't happen.
It was not alluded to again till the end of October, three or four days before Master Nathaniel left Lud-in-the-Mist. It had been a very mild autumn in the West and the nights were fresh rather than cold, and when, that evening, the little boys came knocking at the door for their bread and cheese, the widow began to jeer at Ranulph, in a hearty jovial way, for being town-bred and never having spent a night under the sky.
It wasn't mentioned again until the end of October, just three or four days before Master Nathaniel left Lud-in-the-Mist. It had been a pretty mild autumn in the West, and the nights were cool rather than cold. That evening, when the little boys came knocking at the door for their bread and cheese, the widow started teasing Ranulph, in a cheerful and friendly way, for being a city boy and never having spent a night under the stars.
"Why don't you go tonight with the little herdsmen? You wanted to when you first came here, and the Doctor said it would do you no harm."
"Why don't you go with the little herdsmen tonight? You wanted to when you first got here, and the Doctor said it wouldn't hurt you."
Now Luke was feeling particularly downcast that night; no answer had come from Master Nathaniel to his letter, though it was well over a week since he had written. He felt forlorn and abandoned, with a weight of responsibility too heavy for his shoulders, and he was certainly not going to add to that weight by allowing Ranulph to run the risk of catching a bad chill. And as well, any suggestion that came from the widow was greeted by him with suspicion.
Now Luke was feeling especially down that night; he hadn’t heard back from Master Nathaniel about his letter, even though it had been over a week since he sent it. He felt lonely and neglected, carrying a burden of responsibility that felt too heavy for him, and he wasn’t about to make that burden heavier by letting Ranulph risk catching a bad chill. Also, any suggestion from the widow was met with his suspicion.
"Master Ranulph," he cried excitedly, "I can't let you go. His Worship and my old auntie wouldn't like it, what with the nights getting damp and all. No, Master Ranulph, be a good little chap and go to your bed as usual."
"Master Ranulph," he exclaimed eagerly, "I can't let you leave. His Worship and my old auntie wouldn't approve, especially with the nights getting chilly and everything. No, Master Ranulph, be a good boy and go to bed like you normally do."
As he was speaking he caught Hazel's eye, and she gave him an almost imperceptible nod of approval.
As he was talking, he met Hazel's gaze, and she gave him a barely noticeable nod of approval.
But the widow cried, with a loud scornful laugh, in which Ranulph shrilly joined: "Too damp, indeed! When we haven't had so much as a drop of rain these four weeks! Don't let yourself be coddled, Master Ranulph. Young Hempen's nothing but an old maid in breeches. He's as bad as my Hazel. I've always said that if she doesn't die an old maid, it isn't that she wasn't born one!"
But the widow laughed loudly in scorn, and Ranulph joined in with a high-pitched shriek: "Too damp, really! We haven't seen a drop of rain in four weeks! Don't let yourself be coddled, Master Ranulph. Young Hempen is just an old maid in pants. He's just as bad as my Hazel. I've always said that if she doesn't die an old maid, it's not because she wasn't born one!"
Hazel said nothing, but she fixed her eyes beseechingly on Luke.
Hazel didn't say anything, but she looked at Luke with pleading eyes.
But Ranulph, I fear, was a very spoiled little boy, and, into the bargain, he dearly loved annoying Luke; so he jumped up and down, shouting, "Old maid Hempen! Old maid Hempen! I'm going—so there!"
But Ranulph, I’m afraid, was a really spoiled little kid, and, on top of that, he absolutely loved bothering Luke; so he jumped up and down, shouting, "Old maid Hempen! Old maid Hempen! I’m going—so there!"
"That's right, little master!" laughed the widow. "You'll be a man before I am."
"That's right, kid!" laughed the widow. "You'll be a man before I am."
And the three little herdsmen, who had been watching this scene with shy amusement, grinned from ear to ear.
And the three little herdsmen, who had been watching this scene with shy amusement, grinned from ear to ear.
"Do as you like, then," said Luke sullenly, "but I'm coming too. And, anyway, you must wrap up as warmly as you can."
"Do whatever you want, then," Luke said grumpily, "but I'm going with you. And, in any case, you need to bundle up as warm as possible."
So they went upstairs to put on their boots and mufflers.
So they went upstairs to put on their boots and scarves.
When they came down Hazel, with compressed lips and a little frown knitting her brows, gave them their rations of cheese and bread and honey, and then, with a furtive glance in the direction of the widow, who was standing with her back turned, talking to the little herdsmen, she slipped two sprigs of fennel into Luke's button-hole. "Try and get Master Ranulph to wear one of them," she whispered.
When they came down, Hazel, with tight lips and a slight frown creasing her forehead, handed them their portions of cheese, bread, and honey. Then, glancing furtively toward the widow, who was standing with her back turned, chatting with the little herdsmen, she slipped two sprigs of fennel into Luke's buttonhole. "Try to get Master Ranulph to wear one of these," she whispered.
This was not reassuring. But how is an undergardener, not yet turned eighteen, to curb the spoiled son of his master—especially when a strong-willed, elderly woman throws her weight into the other scale?
This was not comforting. But how is a young gardener, not yet eighteen, supposed to rein in the pampered son of his boss—especially when a determined, older woman is pushing against him?
"Well, well," said the widow, bustling up, "it's high time you were off. You have a full three miles walk before you."
"Well, well," said the widow, hurrying over, "it's about time you set off. You've got a good three-mile walk ahead of you."
"Yes, yes, let's be off!" cried Ranulph excitedly; Luke felt it would be useless to protest further, so the little cavalcade dived into the moonlit night.
"Yes, yes, let's go!" shouted Ranulph excitedly; Luke thought it would be pointless to argue any more, so the small group set off into the moonlit night.
The world was looking very beautiful. At one end of the scale of darkness stood the pines, like rich black shadows; at the other end of the scale were the farm buildings, like white glimmering human masks. And in between these two extremes were all the various degrees of greyness—the shimmer of the Dapple that was more white than grey, and all the different trees—plane-trees, liege-oaks, olives—and one could almost recognize their foliage by their lesser or greater degree of density.
The world looked really beautiful. On one end of the spectrum of darkness stood the pines, like deep black shadows; on the other end were the farm buildings, like shining white human faces. And between these two extremes were all the various shades of grey—the sparkle of the Dapple that was more white than grey, and all the different trees—plane trees, oak trees, olives—and you could almost identify their leaves by how thick or sparse they were.
On they trudged in silence, up the course of the Dapple—Luke too anxious and aggrieved to talk, Ranulph buried too deep in dreams, and the little herdsmen far too shy. There were nothing but rough cattle paths in the valley—heavy enough going by day, and doubly so by night, and before they had yet gone half the way Ranulph's feet began to lag.
On they trudged in silence, up the course of the Dapple—Luke too anxious and upset to talk, Ranulph lost too deep in thoughts, and the little herdsmen way too shy. There were only rough cattle paths in the valley—hard enough to walk on during the day, and even tougher at night, and before they had traveled halfway, Ranulph's feet started to drag.
"Would you like to rest a bit and then go back?" said Luke eagerly.
"Do you want to take a break and then head back?" Luke asked eagerly.
But Ranulph shook his head scornfully and mended his pace.
But Ranulph shook his head dismissively and quickened his pace.
Nor did he allow himself to lag again till they reached their destination—a little oasis of rich pasturage, already on rising ground though still a mile or two away from the hills.
Nor did he let himself fall behind again until they reached their destination—a small oasis of lush grazing land, already on higher ground but still a mile or two from the hills.
Once here—in their own kingdom, as it were—the little herdsmen became lively and natural; laughing and chatting with Ranulph, as they set about repairing such breaches as had been made in the huts by the rough and tumble of twelve odd hours. Then there was wood to be collected, and a fire to be lit—and into these tasks Ranulph threw himself with a gay, though rather feverish, vigour.
Once they were here—in their own space, so to speak—the little herdsmen became lively and relaxed; laughing and chatting with Ranulph as they started fixing the damage done to the huts during the rough and tumble of the last twelve hours. Then they had to gather firewood and start a fire—and Ranulph eagerly threw himself into these tasks with cheerful, albeit slightly frantic, energy.
At last they settled down to their long watch—squatting round the fire, and laughing for sheer love of adventure as good campaigners should; for were there not marching towards them some eight dark hours equipped with who could say what curious weapons from the rich arsenal of night and day?
At last they settled in for their long watch—sitting around the fire, laughing just for the joy of adventure, as true adventurers should; for weren't there about eight dark hours ahead of them filled with who knows what strange weapons from the vast arsenal of day and night?
The cattle crouched round them in soft shadowy clumps, placidly munching, and dreaming with wide-open eyes. The narrow zone of colour created by the fire-light was like the planet Earth—a little freak of brightness in a universe of impenetrable shadows.
The cattle huddled around them in soft, shaded groups, calmly munching and dreaming with their eyes wide open. The narrow band of color created by the firelight was like planet Earth—a small burst of brightness in a universe of deep shadows.
Suddenly Luke noticed that each of the three little herdsmen was, like himself, wearing a sprig of fennel.
Suddenly, Luke saw that each of the three little herdsmen was, just like him, wearing a sprig of fennel.
"I say! why are all you little chaps wearing fennel?" he blurted out.
"I say! Why are all you little guys wearing fennel?" he blurted out.
They stared at him in amazement.
They looked at him in disbelief.
"But you be wearing a bit yourself, Master Hempen," said Toby, the eldest.
"But you're looking a bit worn yourself, Master Hempen," said Toby, the eldest.
"I know"—and he could not resist adding in an offhand tone—"it was a present from a young lady. But do you always wear a bit in these parts?" he added.
"I know," he said casually, "it was a gift from a young lady. But do you always wear a bit around here?" he added.
"Always on this night of the year," said the children. And as Luke looked puzzled, Toby cried in surprise, "Don't you wear fennel in Lud on the last night of October?"
"Always on this night of the year," said the children. And as Luke looked confused, Toby exclaimed in surprise, "Don't you wear fennel in Lud on the last night of October?"
"No, we don't," answered Luke, a little crossly, "and why should we, I should like to know?"
"No, we don't," Luke replied, a bit annoyed, "and why should we, if I may ask?"
"Why," cried Toby in a shocked voice, "because this is the night when the Silent People—the dead, you know—come back to Dorimare."
"Why," shouted Toby in disbelief, "because this is the night when the Silent People—the dead, you know—return to Dorimare."
Ranulph looked up quickly. But Luke scowled; he was sick to death of western superstitions, and into the bargain he was feeling frightened. He removed the second sprig of fennel given him by Hazel from his button-hole, and holding it out to Ranulph, said, "Here, Master Ranulph! Stick that in your hatband or somewhere."
Ranulph looked up quickly. But Luke frowned; he was fed up with western superstitions, and on top of that, he was feeling scared. He took out the second sprig of fennel that Hazel had given him from his buttonhole and held it out to Ranulph, saying, "Here, Master Ranulph! Put that in your hatband or something."
But Ranulph shook his head. "I don't want any fennel, thank you, Luke," he said. "I'm not frightened."
But Ranulph shook his head. "I don’t want any fennel, thanks, Luke," he said. "I’m not scared."
The children gazed at him in half-shocked admiration, and Luke sighed gloomily.
The kids looked at him in a mix of shock and admiration, and Luke sighed sadly.
"Not frightened of ... the Silent People?" queried Toby.
"Not scared of ... the Silent People?" asked Toby.
"No," answered Ranulph curtly. And then he added, "At least not tonight."
"No," Ranulph replied sharply. Then he added, "At least not tonight."
"I'll wager the widow Gibberty, at any rate, isn't wearing any fennel," said Luke, with a harsh laugh.
"I bet the widow Gibberty isn't wearing any fennel," Luke said with a harsh laugh.
The children exchanged queer little glances and began to snigger. This aroused Luke's curiosity: "Now then, out with it, youngsters! Why doesn't the widow Gibberty wear fennel?"
The kids shared strange little looks and started to giggle. This piqued Luke's interest: "Alright, spill it, kids! Why doesn’t the widow Gibberty wear fennel?"
But their only answer was to nudge each other, and snigger behind their fingers.
But all they did was nudge each other and giggle behind their fingers.
This put Luke on his mettle. "Look here, you bantams," he cried, "don't you forget that you've got the High Seneschal's son here, and if you know anything about the widow that's ... well, that's a bit fishy, it's your duty to let me know. If you don't, you may find yourselves in gaol some day. So you just spit it out!" and he glared at them as fiercely as his kindly china-blue eyes would allow.
This put Luke on edge. "Listen up, you little brats," he shouted, "don't forget that the High Seneschal's son is right here, and if you know anything about the widow that’s, well, a little suspicious, it’s your responsibility to tell me. If you don’t, you might end up in jail one day. So just spill it!" and he stared at them as intensely as his kind, light blue eyes would let him.
They began to look scared. "But the widow doesn't know we've seen anything ... and if she found out, and that we'd been blabbing, oh my! wouldn't we catch it!" cried Toby, and his eyes grew round with terror at the mere thought.
They started to look frightened. "But the widow doesn't know we've seen anything ... and if she found out, and that we've been gossiping, oh my! we'd be in big trouble!" Toby exclaimed, his eyes widening in fear at just the thought.
"No, you won't catch it. I'll give you my word," said Luke. "And if you've really anything worth telling, the Seneschal will be very grateful, and each of you may find yourselves with more money in your pockets than your three fathers put together have ever had in all their lives. And, anyhow, to begin with, if you'll tell me what you know, you can toss up for this knife, and there's not a finer one to be found in all Lud," and he waved before their dazzled eyes his greatest treasure, a magnificent six-bladed knife, given him one Yule-tide by Master Nathaniel, with whom he had always been a favourite. At the sight of this marvel of cutlery, the little boys proved venal, and in voices scarcely above a whisper and with frequent frightened glances over their shoulders, as if the widow might be lurking in the shadows listening to them, they told their story.
"No, you won't get caught. I promise," said Luke. "And if you really have something worth sharing, the Seneschal will be very grateful, and each of you might end up with more money in your pockets than your three dads have ever had in their entire lives. Anyway, to start, if you tell me what you know, you can flip a coin for this knife, and there isn’t a better one to be found in all of Lud," and he waved in front of their amazed eyes his most prized possession, a stunning six-bladed knife, given to him one Yule-tide by Master Nathaniel, with whom he had always been a favorite. At the sight of this incredible knife, the little boys were easily swayed, and in voices barely above a whisper and with frequent scared glances over their shoulders, as if the widow might be hiding nearby listening to them, they told their story.
One night, just before dawn, a cow called Cornflower, from the unusually blue colour of her hide, who had recently been added to the herd, suddenly grew restless and began to moo, the strange moo of blue cows that was like the cooing of doves, and then rose to her feet and trotted away into the darkness. Now Cornflower was a very valuable cow and the widow had given them special injunctions to look after her, so Toby, leaving the other two to mind the rest of the herd, dashed after her into the thinning darkness and though she had got a good start of him was able to keep in her track by the tinkling of her bell. Finally he came on her standing at the brink of the Dapple and nozzling the water. He went close up to her and found that she had got her teeth into something beneath the surface of the stream and was tearing at it in intense excitement. Just then who should drive up in a cart but the widow and Doctor Endymion Leer. They appeared much annoyed at finding Toby, but they helped him get Cornflower away from the water. Bits of straw were hanging from her mouth and it was stained with juices of a colour he had never seen before. The widow then told him to go back to his companions, and said she would herself take Cornflower back to the herd in the morning. And, to account for her sudden appearance on the scene, she said she had come with the doctor to try and catch a very rare fish that only rose to the surface an hour before sunrise. "But you see," went on Toby, "my dad's a great fisherman, and often takes me out with him, but he never told me about this fish in the Dapple that can only be caught before sunrise, and I thought I'd just like to have a peep at it. So instead of going back to the others right away, I hid, I did, behind some trees. And they took some nets, they did, out of the cart, but it wasn't fish they drew up in them ... no it wasn't." He was suddenly seized with embarrassment, and he and his two little friends again began to snigger.
One night, just before dawn, a cow named Cornflower, known for her unusually blue hide, who had recently joined the herd, suddenly got restless and started mooing. Her moo was a strange sound, like the cooing of doves, and then she stood up and trotted off into the darkness. Cornflower was a very valuable cow, and the widow had specifically instructed them to take care of her, so Toby, leaving the other two to watch the rest of the herd, dashed after her into the fading light. Even though she had a head start, he was able to follow her by the sound of her tinkling bell. Eventually, he found her at the edge of the Dapple, nudging the water. He approached her closely and discovered that she had clamped her teeth onto something beneath the water's surface and was tugging at it with great excitement. Just then, the widow and Doctor Endymion Leer drove up in a cart. They seemed quite annoyed to find Toby there, but they helped him pull Cornflower away from the water. Bits of straw hung from her mouth, and her muzzle was stained with a juice in a color he had never seen before. The widow told him to return to his friends and said she would take Cornflower back to the herd in the morning. To explain her sudden appearance, she mentioned that she had come with the doctor to try and catch a very rare fish that only surfaced an hour before sunrise. "But you see," Toby continued, "my dad's a great fisherman and often takes me out with him, but he never mentioned this fish in the Dapple that can only be caught before sunrise, and I thought I would like to take a look at it. So instead of heading back to the others right away, I hid behind some trees. They took some nets out of the cart, but it wasn't fish they pulled up... no it wasn't." He suddenly felt embarrassed, and he and his two little friends began to giggle again.
"Out with it!" cried Luke impatiently. "What was in their nets? You'll not get the knife for only half a story, you know."
"Spit it out!" Luke said impatiently. "What did they catch in their nets? You won't get the knife with just half a story, you know."
"You say, Dorian," said Toby bashfully, nudging the second eldest boy; but Dorian, too, would only giggle and hang his head.
"You say, Dorian," said Toby shyly, nudging the second oldest boy; but Dorian just giggled and bowed his head.
"I don't mind saying!" cried Peter, the youngest, valiantly. "It was fairy fruit—that's what it was!"
"I don't mind saying!" shouted Peter, the youngest, bravely. "It was fairy fruit—that's what it was!"
Luke sprang to his feet. "Busty Bridget!" he exclaimed in a horrified voice. Ranulph began to chuckle. "Didn't you guess right away what it was, Luke?" he asked.
Luke jumped up. "Busty Bridget!" he said in a shocked voice. Ranulph started laughing. "Didn't you figure it out right away, Luke?" he asked.
"Yes," went on Peter, much elated by the effect his words had produced, "it was wicker baskets all full of fairy fruit, I know, because Cornflower had torn off the top of one of them."
"Yeah," Peter continued, feeling really happy about how his words had landed, "it was wicker baskets filled with magical fruit. I know this because Cornflower had ripped the top off one of them."
"Yes," interrupted Toby, beginning to think that little Peter had stolen enough of his thunder, "she had torn off the top of one of the baskets, and I've never seen fruit like it; it was as if coloured stars had fallen from the sky into the grass, and were making all of the valley bright, and Cornflower, she was eating as if she would never stop ... more like a bee among flowers, she was, than a common cow. And the widow and the doctor, though of course they were put out, they couldn't help laughing to see her. And her milk the next morning—oh my! It tasted of roses and shepherd's thyme, but she never came back to the herd, for the widow sold her to a farmer who lived twenty miles away, and...."
"Yes," interrupted Toby, starting to feel like little Peter had grabbed enough of his spotlight, "she had ripped the top off one of the baskets, and I've never seen fruit like that; it was like colored stars had fallen from the sky into the grass, brightening the whole valley. And Cornflower, she was eating like she would never stop... she was more like a bee among flowers than an ordinary cow. The widow and the doctor, although they were naturally annoyed, couldn't help but laugh at her. And her milk the next morning—oh my! It tasted like roses and shepherd's thyme, but she never came back to the herd, because the widow sold her to a farmer who lived twenty miles away, and...."
But Luke could contain himself no longer. "You little rascals!" he cried, "to think of all the trouble there is in Lud just now, and the magistrates and the town guard racking their brains to find out how the stuff gets across the border, and three little bantams like you knowing all about it, and not telling a soul! Why did you keep it to yourselves like that?"
But Luke couldn't hold back anymore. "You little troublemakers!" he exclaimed, "to think about all the chaos going on in Lud right now, with the magistrates and the town guard trying hard to figure out how the stuff gets across the border, and you three little chickens knowing all about it and not telling anyone! Why did you keep it to yourselves like that?"
"We were frightened of the widow," said Toby sheepishly. "You won't tell that we've blabbed," he added in an imploring voice.
"We were scared of the widow," Toby said shyly. "You won’t say we spilled the beans," he added in a pleading tone.
"No, I'll see that you don't get into trouble," said Luke. "Here's the knife, and a coin to toss up for it with ... toasted Cheese! A nice place this, we've come to! Are you sure, young Toby, it was Dr. Leer you saw?" Toby nodded his head emphatically. "Aye, it was Dr. Leer and no mistake—here's my hand on it." And he stuck out a brown little paw.
"No, I'm going to make sure you don't get into trouble," said Luke. "Here’s the knife, and a coin to flip for it... toasted cheese! What a nice place we’ve found ourselves in! Are you sure, young Toby, that it was Dr. Leer you saw?" Toby nodded vigorously. "Yep, it was Dr. Leer for sure—here's my hand on it." And he extended a small brown paw.
"Well, I'm blessed! Dr. Leer!" exclaimed Luke; and Ranulph gave a little mocking laugh.
"Well, I'm lucky! Dr. Leer!" Luke shouted; and Ranulph let out a slight mock laugh.
Luke fell into a brown study; surprise, indignation, and pleasant visions of himself swaggering in Lud, praised and flattered by all as the man who had run the smugglers to earth, chasing each other across the surface of his brain. And, in the light of Toby's story, could it be that the stranger whose mysterious conversation with the widow he had overheard was none other than the popular, kindly doctor, Endymion Leer? It seemed almost incredible.
Luke got lost in thought; surprise, anger, and nice daydreams of himself strutting around Lud, praised and flattered by everyone as the guy who had caught the smugglers, raced through his mind. And with Toby's story in mind, could it be that the stranger he had overheard having a mysterious conversation with the widow was actually the well-liked, kind-hearted doctor, Endymion Leer? It sounded almost unbelievable.
But on one thing he was resolved—for once he would assert himself, and Ranulph should not spend another night at the widow Gibberty's farm.
But he was determined on one thing—this time he would stand up for himself, and Ranulph would not stay another night at widow Gibberty's farm.
Toby won the toss and pocketed the knife with a grin of satisfaction, and by degrees the talk became as flickering and intermittent as the light of the dying fire, which they were too idle to feed with sticks; and finally it was quenched to silence, and they yielded to the curious drugged sensation that comes from being out of doors and wide awake at night.
Toby won the coin toss and pocketed the knife with a satisfied grin. Gradually, the conversation became as flickering and sporadic as the light from the dying fire, which they were too lazy to feed with sticks. Eventually, it went out completely, leaving them in silence as they succumbed to the strange, dreamy feeling that comes from being outdoors and fully awake at night.
It was as if the earth had been transported to the sky, and they had been left behind in chaos, and were gazing up at its towns and beasts and heroes flattened out in constellations and looking like the stippled pictures in a neolithic cave. And the Milky Way was the only road visible in the universe.
It was like the earth had been lifted to the sky, and they were stuck in chaos, staring up at its towns, creatures, and heroes spread out in constellations, resembling the dotted images in a prehistoric cave. The Milky Way was the only visible road in the universe.
Now and then a toad harped on its one silvery note, and from time to time a little breeze would spring up and then die down.
Now and then, a toad sang its one silvery note, and occasionally, a light breeze would come up and then fade away.
Suddenly Ranulph broke the silence with the startling question, "How far is it from here to Fairyland?"
Suddenly, Ranulph broke the silence with the surprising question, "How far is it from here to Fairyland?"
The little boys nudged one another and again began to snigger behind their hands.
The little boys elbowed each other and started giggling behind their hands again.
"For shame, Master Ranulph!" cried Luke indignantly, "talking like that before youngsters!"
"For shame, Master Ranulph!" Luke exclaimed angrily, "talking like that in front of kids!"
"But I want to know!" said Ranulph petulantly.
"But I want to know!" Ranulph said, sulking.
"Tell what your old granny used to say, Dorian," giggled Toby.
"Share what your grandma used to say, Dorian," laughed Toby.
And Dorian was finally persuaded to repeat the old saying: "A thousand leagues by the great West Road and ten by the Milky Way."
And Dorian was finally convinced to say the old phrase: "A thousand leagues by the great West Road and ten by the Milky Way."
Ranulph sprang to his feet, and with rather a wild laugh, he cried, "Let's have a race to Fairyland. I bet it will be me that gets there first. One, two, three—and away!"
Ranulph jumped up and, with a somewhat wild laugh, exclaimed, "Let's race to Fairyland. I bet I'll get there first. One, two, three—and go!"
And he would actually have plunged off into the darkness, had not the little boys, half shocked, half admiring, flung themselves on him and dragged him back.
And he would have actually jumped off into the darkness, if the little boys, both shocked and impressed, hadn't thrown themselves on him and pulled him back.
"There's an imp of mischief got into you tonight, Master Ranulph," growled Luke.
"There's a little troublemaker in you tonight, Master Ranulph," Luke grumbled.
"You shouldn't joke about things like that ... specially tonight, Master Chanticleer," said Toby gravely.
"You shouldn't make jokes about that kind of stuff... especially not tonight, Master Chanticleer," Toby said seriously.
"You're right there, young Toby," said Luke, "I only wish he had half your sense."
"You're totally right, young Toby," Luke said, "I just wish he had even half your smarts."
"It was just a bit of fun, wasn't it, Master Chanticleer? You didn't really want us to race to ... yonder?" asked little Peter, peering through the darkness at Ranulph with scared eyes.
"It was just a bit of fun, right, Master Chanticleer? You didn't actually want us to race to ... over there?" asked little Peter, looking through the darkness at Ranulph with frightened eyes.
"Of course it was only fun," said Luke.
"Of course it was just fun," said Luke.
But Ranulph said nothing.
But Ranulph stayed silent.
Again they lapsed into silence. And all round them, subject to blind taciturn laws, and heedless of man, myriads of things were happening, in the grass, in the trees, in the sky.
Again they fell silent. And all around them, governed by silent, unspoken laws, and oblivious to humans, countless things were happening, in the grass, in the trees, in the sky.
Luke yawned and stretched himself. "It must be getting near dawn," he said.
Luke yawned and stretched. "It must be getting close to dawn," he said.
They had successfully doubled the dangerous cape of midnight, and he began to feel secure of safely weathering what remained of their dark voyage.
They had successfully crossed the treacherous midnight cape, and he started to feel confident about safely navigating the rest of their dark journey.
It was the hour when night-watchers begin to idealize their bed, and, with Sancho Panza, to bless the man who invented it. They shuddered, and drew their cloaks closer round their shoulders.
It was the time when night owls start to dream about their beds, and, like Sancho Panza, to appreciate the person who created it. They shivered and pulled their cloaks tighter around their shoulders.
Then, something happened. It was not so much a modification of the darkness, as a sigh of relief, a slight relaxing of tension, so that one felt, rather than saw, that the night had suddenly lost a shade of its density ... ah! yes; there! between these two shoulders of the hills she is bleeding to death.
Then, something happened. It wasn't so much a change in the darkness, but a sigh of relief, a slight easing of tension, so that you felt, rather than saw, that the night had suddenly become a bit lighter ... ah! yes; there! between these two hills, she is bleeding to death.
At first the spot was merely a degree less black than the rest of the sky. Then it turned grey, then yellow, then red. And the earth was undergoing the same transformation. Here and there patches of greyness broke out in the blackness of the grass, and after a few seconds one saw that they were clumps of flowers. Then the greyness became filtered with a delicate sea-green; and next, one realized that the grey-green belonged to the foliage, against which the petals were beginning to show white—and then pink, or yellow, or blue; but a yellow like that of primroses, a blue like that of certain wild periwinkles, colours so elusive that one suspects them to be due to some passing accident of light, and that, were one to pick the flower, it would prove to be pure white.
At first, the spot was just slightly less black than the rest of the sky. Then it turned gray, then yellow, then red. The earth was going through the same changes. Here and there, patches of gray appeared in the darkness of the grass, and after a few seconds, you could see they were clusters of flowers. Then the gray was tinged with a soft sea-green; and next, you realized that the gray-green belonged to the leaves, against which the petals were starting to show white—and then pink, or yellow, or blue; but a yellow like that of primroses, a blue like that of certain wild periwinkles—colors so fleeting that you suspect they're just a trick of the light, and that if you picked the flower, it would turn out to be pure white.
Ah, there can be no doubt of it now! The blues and yellows are real and perdurable. Colour is steadily flowing through the veins of the earth, and we may take heart, for she will soon be restored to life again. But had we kept one eye on the sky we should have noticed that a star was quenched with every flower that reappeared on earth.
Ah, there's no doubt about it now! The blues and yellows are genuine and lasting. Color is continuously flowing through the earth's veins, and we can feel hopeful because it will soon come back to life again. But if we had paid attention to the sky, we would have seen that a star was dimmed with every flower that bloomed on earth.
And now the valley is again red and gold with vineyards, the hills are clothed with pines, and the Dapple is rosy.
And now the valley is once again filled with red and gold vineyards, the hills are lined with pine trees, and the Dapple is rosy.
Then a cock crowed, and another answered it, and then another—a ghostly sound, which, surely, did not belong to the smiling, triumphant earth, but rather to one of those distant dying stars.
Then a rooster crowed, and another responded, and then another—a haunting sound that definitely didn't belong to the cheerful, victorious earth, but instead felt like it came from one of those faraway dying stars.
But what had taken Ranulph? He had sprung to his feet and was standing motionless, a strange light in his eyes.
But what had happened to Ranulph? He had jumped to his feet and was standing still, a strange light in his eyes.
And then again, from a still more distant star, it seemed, another cock crowed, and another answered it.
And then, from an even more distant star, it seemed, another rooster crowed, and another responded.
"The piper! the piper!" cried Ranulph in a loud triumphant voice. And, before his astonished companions could get to their feet, he was dashing up one of the bridle-paths towards the Debatable Hills.
"The piper! The piper!" shouted Ranulph in a loud, triumphant voice. And, before his astonished friends could stand up, he was racing up one of the bridle-paths toward the Debatable Hills.
CHAPTER XXI
THE OLD GOATHERD
For a few seconds they stood petrified, and then Luke was seized with panic, and, calling to the little boys to stay where they were, dashed off in pursuit.
For a few seconds, they stood frozen, and then Luke felt a wave of panic. He shouted to the little boys to stay where they were and took off after them.
Up the path he pounded, from time to time shouting angrily to Ranulph to come back, but the distance between them grew ever wider.
Up the path he ran, occasionally yelling angrily for Ranulph to come back, but the gap between them kept getting bigger.
Luke's ears began to sing and his brain to turn to fire, and he seemed to lose all sense of reality—it was not on the earth that he was running, but through the airless deserts of space.
Luke's ears started ringing and his mind felt like it was on fire, making him lose touch with reality—he wasn't running on earth, but through the empty deserts of space.
He could not have said how long he struggled on, for he who runs hard leaves time behind as well as space. But finally his strength gave way, and he fell, breathless and exhausted, to the ground.
He couldn’t say how long he kept pushing on because when you’re running hard, you lose track of time along with distance. But eventually, his strength gave out, and he collapsed, out of breath and worn out, on the ground.
When he had sufficiently recovered to think of starting again the diminishing speck that had been Ranulph had completely vanished.
When he had recovered enough to consider starting over, the fading dot that had been Ranulph was completely gone.
Poor Luke began to swear—at both Ranulph and himself.
Poor Luke started to curse—at both Ranulph and himself.
Just then he heard a tinkle of bells, and down the bridle-path came a herd of goats and a very ancient herdsman—to judge, at least, from his bowed walk, for his face was hidden by a hood.
Just then, he heard the sound of bells, and down the path came a group of goats and a very old herdsman—at least that’s what it looked like from his hunched walk, since his face was obscured by a hood.
When he had got up to Luke, he stood still, leaning heavily on his stick, and peered down at him from underneath the overhanging flap of his hood with a pair of very bright eyes.
When he reached Luke, he stopped, leaning heavily on his cane, and looked down at him from beneath the drooping flap of his hood with a pair of very bright eyes.
"You've been running hard, young master, by the looks of ye," he said, in a quavering voice. "You be the second young fellow as what I've seen running this morning."
"You've been running hard, young man, by the looks of you," he said, in a shaky voice. "You're the second young guy I've seen running this morning."
"The second?" cried Luke eagerly. "Was the other a little lad of about twelve years old with red hair, in a green leathern jerkin embroidered in gold?"
"The second?" Luke exclaimed eagerly. "Was the other a little boy around twelve years old with red hair, wearing a green leather jacket embroidered in gold?"
"Well, his hair was red and no mistake, though as to the jerkin...." And here he was seized with a violent attack of coughing, and it took all Luke's patience not to grab him by the shoulders and shake the words out of him.
"Well, his hair was definitely red, but as for the jerkin...." Then he was suddenly hit with a violent coughing fit, and it took all of Luke's patience not to grab him by the shoulders and shake the words out of him.
"Though as to the jerkin—my eyes not being as sharp as they once were...."
"Although about the jacket—my eyesight not being as good as it used to be...."
"Oh! never mind about the jerkin," cried Luke. "Did you stop and speak to him?"
"Oh! don't worry about the jacket," Luke exclaimed. "Did you stop and talk to him?"
"But about that jerkin—you do cut an old man short, you do ... it might have been green, but then again it might have been yellow. But the young gentleman what I saw was not the one as you're after."
"But about that jacket—you really are cutting an old man short, you are... it could have been green, but then again, it could have been yellow. But the young gentleman I saw wasn't the one you’re looking for."
"How do you know?"
"How do you know that?"
"Why, because he was the Seneschal's son—the one I saw," said the old man proudly, as if the fact put him at once into a superior position to Luke.
"Why, because he was the Seneschal's son—the one I saw," said the old man proudly, as if that gave him an immediate edge over Luke.
"But it's the Seneschal's son—Master Ranulph Chanticleer, that I'm after, too!" cried Luke, eagerly. "How long is it since you saw him? I must catch up with him."
"But it's the Seneschal's son—Master Ranulph Chanticleer, that I'm after, too!" cried Luke, eagerly. "When was the last time you saw him? I need to find him."
"You'll not do that, on your two feet," said the goatherd calmly. "That young gentleman, and his yellow jerkin and his red hair, must be well on the way to Moongrass by now."
"You won't do that on your two feet," said the goatherd calmly. "That young guy with his yellow jacket and red hair must be well on his way to Moongrass by now."
"To Moongrass?" And Luke stared at him in amazement.
"To Moongrass?" Luke stared at him in shock.
"Aye, to Moongrass, where the cheeses come from. You see it was this way. I'm goatherd to the Lud yeomanry what the Seneschal has sent to watch the border to keep out you know what. And who should come running into their camp about half an hour ago with his red jerkin and his green hair but your young gentleman. 'Halt!' cries the Yeoman on guard. 'Let me pass. I'm young Master Chanticleer,' cries he. 'And where are you bound for?' cries the Yeoman on guard. 'For Fairyland,' says he. And then didn't they all laugh! And the little chap flew into quite a rage, and said he was off to Fairyland, and no one should stop him. And, of course, that just made them laugh all the more. But though they wouldn't let him go to Fairyland, the young rascal...." And here the old man was seized with a paroxysm of wheezy laughter which brought on another bout of coughing.
"Aye, to Moongrass, where the cheeses come from. You see, it happened like this. I'm the goatherd for the Lud yeomanry that the Seneschal has sent to watch the border to keep out—you know what. And who should come running into their camp about half an hour ago with his red jacket and green hair but your young gentleman. 'Halt!' shouts the Yeoman on guard. 'Let me pass. I'm young Master Chanticleer,' he shouts back. 'And where are you going?' asks the Yeoman on guard. 'To Fairyland,' he says. And then didn't they all laugh! The little guy got really angry and said he was heading to Fairyland, and no one could stop him. And, of course, that just made them laugh even more. But even though they wouldn't let him go to Fairyland, the young rascal...." And at this point, the old man was overcome with a fit of wheezy laughter that triggered another round of coughing.
"Well, as I was saying," he went on, when he had recovered, "they wouldn't let him through to Fairyland, but they said they would ride back with him where he came from. 'No, you won't,' says he; 'my dad,' says he, 'don't want me to go back there, never any more.' And he whisks out a letter signed by the Seneschal, bidding him leave the widow Gibberty's farm, where he was staying, and go straight off to Farmer Jellygreen's at Moongrass. So one of the Yeomen saddled his horse, and the youngster got up behind him, and they set off for Moongrass by one of the cattle-paths running northeast, which comes out at about the middle of the road between Swan and Moongrass. So that's that, my young fellow." In his relief Luke tossed his cap into the air.
"Well, as I was saying," he continued, once he had gathered himself, "they wouldn’t let him through to Fairyland, but they said they’d ride back with him to where he came from. 'No, you won’t,' he said; 'my dad,' he said, 'doesn't want me going back there, ever again.' And he pulls out a letter signed by the Seneschal, telling him to leave the widow Gibberty’s farm, where he was staying, and head straight to Farmer Jellygreen’s at Moongrass. So one of the Yeomen saddled his horse, and the kid climbed on behind him, and they took off for Moongrass along one of the cattle-paths running northeast, which leads out to about the middle of the road between Swan and Moongrass. So that’s that, my young fellow." In his relief, Luke tossed his cap into the air.
"The young rascal!" he cried joyfully; "fancy his never having told me he'd got a letter from his Worship, and me expecting that letter for the last three days, and getting stomach-ache with worry at its not coming! And saying he was off to a certain place, too! A nice fright he's given me. But thank'ee, gaffer, thank'ee kindly. And here's something for you to drink the health of Master Ranulph Chanticleer," and with a heart as light as a bird's, he began to retrace his steps down the valley.
"The cheeky kid!" he exclaimed happily; "can you believe he never told me he got a letter from his boss, while I've been anxiously waiting for it these last three days and stressing over it not showing up? And he even said he was heading off somewhere! What a scare he gave me. But thanks, old man, really appreciate it. And here’s something for you to drink to Master Ranulph Chanticleer’s health," and with a heart as light as a bird's, he started making his way back down the valley.
But what was that faint sound behind him? It sounded suspiciously like the Ho, ho, hoh! of that impudent Willy Wisp, who for a short time, had been one of his Worship's grooms.
But what was that faint sound behind him? It sounded suspiciously like the Ho, ho, hoh! of that cheeky Willy Wisp, who had briefly been one of his Worship's grooms.
He stopped, and looked round. No one was visible except the old goatherd in the distance, leaning on his stick. What he had heard could have been nothing but the distant tinkle of the goat bells.
He stopped and looked around. No one was in sight except for the old goatherd in the distance, leaning on his stick. What he had heard could only have been the distant tinkling of goat bells.
When he reached the farm, he found it in a tumult. The little boys had frightened Hazel out of her wits, and confirmed her worst fears by the news that "Master Ranulph had run away towards the hills, and that Master Hempen had run after him."
When he arrived at the farm, he found it in chaos. The little boys had scared Hazel out of her mind, confirming her worst fears with the news that "Master Ranulph had escaped toward the hills, and that Master Hempen had chased after him."
"Granny!" cried Hazel, wringing her hands, "a messenger must be sent off post-haste to the Seneschal!"
"Granny!" shouted Hazel, wringing her hands, "we need to send a messenger to the Seneschal right away!"
"Stuff and nonsense!" cried the widow, angrily. "You mind your own business, miss! Long before any messenger could reach Lud, the lads will be back safe and sound. Towards the hills, indeed! That Luke Hempen is a regular old woman. It's just a bit of Master Ranulph's fun. He's hiding behind a tree, and will jump out on them with a 'Boo!' Never in my life have I heard so much fuss about nothing." And then, turning to the farm-servants, who were clustering round the children with scared, excited eyes, she bade them go about their business, and let her hear no more nonsense.
"That’s just ridiculous!" shouted the widow, angrily. "You mind your own business, miss! By the time any messenger reaches Lud, the boys will be back safe and sound. Towards the hills, really! That Luke Hempen is such a worrywart. It’s just a little prank from Master Ranulph. He’s hiding behind a tree and is going to jump out at them with a 'Boo!' I've never seen so much fuss over nothing." Then, turning to the farmhands who were gathering around the children with scared, eager eyes, she told them to get back to work and to stop bothering her with their nonsense.
Her words sounded like good sense, but, for all that, they did not convince Hazel. Her deep distrust of the widow was almost as old as herself, and her instinct had told her for some time that the widow was hostile to Ranulph.
Her words seemed sensible, but despite that, they didn't convince Hazel. Her deep distrust of the widow went way back, almost as far as she could remember, and her intuition had been telling her for a while that the widow was against Ranulph.
Never for a moment did Hazel forget that she, not the widow, was the rightful owner of the farm. Should she for once assert her position, and, in direct defiance of the widow, report what had happened to the law-man of the district and send a messenger to Master Nathaniel?
Never for a moment did Hazel forget that she, not the widow, was the rightful owner of the farm. Should she finally stand her ground and, in direct defiance of the widow, report what had happened to the local lawman and send a messenger to Master Nathaniel?
But, as everybody knows, legal rights can be but weaklings—puny little child princes, cowed by their bastard uncles, Precedent and Seniority.
But, as everyone knows, legal rights can be pretty weak—tiny little child princes, intimidated by their illegitimate uncles, Precedent and Seniority.
No, she must wait till she was of age, or married, or ... was there any change of condition that could alter her relations with the widow, and destroy the parasite growth of sullen docility which, for as long as she could remember, had rotted her volition and warped her actions?
No, she had to wait until she was of age, or married, or ... was there any change in her situation that could shift her relationship with the widow and eliminate the parasitic growth of sullen passivity that, for as long as she could remember, had weakened her will and twisted her actions?
Hazel clenched her fists and set her teeth ... she would assert herself!—she would!... now, at once? Why not give them, say, till noon, to come back? Yes, she would give them till noon.
Hazel clenched her fists and gritted her teeth ... she would stand up for herself!—she would!... now, right away? Why not give them, say, until noon, to return? Yes, she would give them until noon.
But before then, a rather shame-faced Luke arrived with his confession that Master Ranulph had made proper fools of them.
But before that, a pretty embarrassed Luke showed up to admit that Master Ranulph had completely made fools of them.
"So, Miss Hazel, if you'll give me a bite of something, and lend me a horse, I'll go after the young scamp to Moongrass. To think of his giving us the slip like that and never having told me he'd heard from his father! And there was me expecting a letter from his Worship every day, telling us to leave at once, and...."
"So, Miss Hazel, if you could share a snack with me and lend me a horse, I’ll go after that young troublemaker to Moongrass. Can you believe he slipped away like that and never mentioned he’d heard from his father? I was waiting for a letter from his Worship every day, telling us to leave immediately, and...."
Hazel raised her eyebrows. "You were expecting a letter ordering you to leave us? How was that?"
Hazel raised her eyebrows. "You thought you'd get a letter telling you to leave us? How did that work?"
Luke turned red, and mumbled something inaudible. Hazel stared at him for a few seconds in silence, and then she said quietly, "I'm afraid you were wise if you asked the Seneschal to remove Master Ranulph."
Luke turned red and mumbled something that wasn't clear. Hazel stared at him in silence for a few seconds, then said softly, "I think you were smart to ask the Seneschal to remove Master Ranulph."
He gave her a shrewd glance. "Yes ... I fear this is no place for Master Ranulph. But if you'd excuse me for being so bold, miss, I'd like to give you a word of warning—don't you trust that Endymion Leer further than you can see him, and don't you ever let your Granny take you out fishing!"
He gave her a clever look. "Yes ... I’m afraid this isn’t a good place for Master Ranulph. But if you’ll forgive my boldness, miss, I want to give you a warning—don’t trust that Endymion Leer any more than you can see him, and never let your Granny take you fishing!"
"Thank you, Master Hempen, but I am quite able to look after myself," said Hazel haughtily. And then an anxious look came into her eyes. "I hope—oh! I hope that you'll find Master Ranulph safe and sound at Moongrass! It's all so ... well, so very strange. That old goatherd, who do you suppose he was? One meets strange people near the Elfin Marches. You'll let me know if all is well ... won't you?"
"Thank you, Master Hempen, but I can take care of myself," Hazel said with pride. Then a worried expression crossed her face. "I hope—oh! I hope you find Master Ranulph safe and sound at Moongrass! It's all so ... well, so very strange. That old goatherd, who do you think he was? You meet strange people near the Elfin Marches. You'll let me know if everything is okay ... won't you?"
Luke promised. Hazel's words had dampened his spirits and brought back all his anxiety, and the fifteen miles to Moongrass, in spite of a good horse, seemed interminable.
Luke promised. Hazel's words had lowered his spirits and brought back all his anxiety, and the fifteen miles to Moongrass, despite having a good horse, seemed never-ending.
Alas! there was no Ranulph at the Jellygreens' farm; but, to Luke's bewilderment, it turned out that the farmer had been expecting him, as he had, a few days previously, received a letter from Master Nathaniel, from which it was clear that he imagined his son was already at Moongrass. So there was nothing for Luke but, with a heavy heart, to start off the next morning for Lud, where, as we have seen, he arrived a few hours after Master Nathaniel had left it.
Alas! there was no Ranulph at the Jellygreens' farm; but, to Luke's confusion, it turned out that the farmer had been expecting him, as he had, a few days earlier, received a letter from Master Nathaniel, which made it clear that he thought his son was already at Moongrass. So there was nothing for Luke but, with a heavy heart, to set out the next morning for Lud, where, as we have seen, he arrived a few hours after Master Nathaniel had left.
CHAPTER XXII
WHO IS PORTUNUS?
About half-way to Swan, Master Nathaniel, having tethered his horse to a tree, was reclining drowsily under the shade of another. It was midday, and the further west he rode the warmer it grew; it was rather as if he were riding backward through the months.
About halfway to Swan, Master Nathaniel, having tied his horse to a tree, was lazily resting in the shade of another. It was midday, and the further west he rode, the warmer it got; it felt as if he was riding backward through the seasons.
Suddenly he was aroused by a dry little laugh, and looking round, he saw crouching beside him, an odd-looking old man, with very bright eyes.
Suddenly, a dry little laugh woke him up, and when he looked around, he saw an odd-looking old man crouching beside him, with very bright eyes.
"By my Great-aunt's rump, and who may you be?" enquired Master Nathaniel testily.
"By my great-aunt's butt, and who are you?" asked Master Nathaniel impatiently.
The old man shut his eyes, gulped several times, and replied:
The old man closed his eyes, swallowed a few times, and said:
and then he stamped impatiently, as if that had not been what he had wished to say.
and then he stamped his foot impatiently, as if that wasn't what he had meant to say.
"Some cracked old rustic, I suppose," thought Master Nathaniel, and closed his eyes; in the hopes that when the old fellow saw he was not inclined for conversation he would go away.
"Just some old weirdo, I guess," thought Master Nathaniel, and closed his eyes, hoping that when the old guy realized he wasn’t up for a chat, he would leave.
But the unwelcome visitor continued to crouch beside him, now and then giving him little jogs in the elbow, which was very irritating when one happened to be hot and tired and longing for forty winks.
But the unwanted visitor kept crouching next to him, occasionally nudging him in the elbow, which was really annoying when he was hot, tired, and wishing for a short nap.
"What are you doing?" cried Master Nathaniel irritably.
"What are you doing?" Master Nathaniel yelled, clearly annoyed.
answered the old man.
said the old man.
"Oh, do you? Well, I wish you'd go now, this moment, and milk your red ewes ... I want to go to sleep," and he pulled his hat further down over his eyes and pretended to snore.
"Oh, do you? Well, I wish you would go right now, this minute, and milk your red ewes ... I want to go to sleep," and he pulled his hat further down over his eyes and pretended to snore.
But suddenly he sprang to his feet with a yap of pain. The old man had prodded him in his belly, and was standing looking at him out of his startlingly bright eyes, with his head slightly on one side.
But suddenly he jumped to his feet with a yelp of pain. The old man had poked him in the stomach and was standing there, looking at him with his surprisingly bright eyes, his head tilted slightly to one side.
"Don't you try that on, old fellow!" cried Master Nathaniel angrily. "You're a nuisance, that's what you are. Why can't you leave me alone?"
"Don't you even try that, buddy!" shouted Master Nathaniel angrily. "You're such a pain. Why can't you just leave me alone?"
The old man pointed eagerly at the tree, making little inarticulate sounds; it was as if a squirrel or a bird had been charged with some message that they could not deliver.
The old man pointed excitedly at the tree, making small, unclear noises; it was as if a squirrel or a bird had been given a message they couldn’t share.
Then he crept up to him, put his mouth to his ear, and whispered, "What is it that's a tree, and yet not a tree, a man and yet not a man, who is dumb and yet can tell secrets, who has no arms and yet can strike?"
Then he sneaked up to him, leaned in close, and whispered, "What is something that is a tree but not a tree, a man but not a man, is silent yet can share secrets, has no arms but can hit?"
Then he stepped back a few paces as if he wished to observe the impression his words had produced, and stood rubbing his hands and cackling gleefully.
Then he took a few steps back, as if he wanted to see the effect his words had made, and stood there rubbing his hands and laughing happily.
"I suppose I must humour him," thought Master Nathaniel; so he said good-naturedly, "Well, and what's the answer to your riddle, eh?"
"I guess I have to indulge him," thought Master Nathaniel; so he said with a friendly tone, "Alright, what's the answer to your riddle, huh?"
But the old man seemed to have lost the power of articulate speech, and could only reiterate eagerly, "Dig ... dig ... dig."
But the old man seemed to have lost the ability to speak clearly and could only repeat eagerly, "Dig ... dig ... dig."
"'Dig, dig, dig.' ... so that's the answer, is it? Well, I'm afraid I can't stay here the whole afternoon trying to guess your riddles. If you've got anything to tell me, can't you say it any plainer?"
"'Dig, dig, dig.' ... so that's what it is, huh? Well, I can't stick around all afternoon trying to figure out your riddles. If you have something to tell me, can't you just say it more clearly?"
Suddenly he remembered the old superstition that when the Silent People returned to Dorimare they could only speak in riddles and snatches of rhyme. He looked at the old man searchingly. "Who are you?" he said.
Suddenly he remembered the old superstition that when the Silent People returned to Dorimare, they could only talk in riddles and bits of rhyme. He looked at the old man closely. "Who are you?" he asked.
But the answer was the same as before. "Dig ... dig ... dig."
But the response was the same as before. "Dig ... dig ... dig."
"Try again. Perhaps after a bit the words will come more easily," said Master Nathaniel. "You are trying to tell me your name."
"Try again. Maybe after a little while, the words will flow more easily," said Master Nathaniel. "You're trying to tell me your name."
The old man shut his eyes tight, took a long breath, and, evidently making a tremendous effort, brought out very slowly, "Seize—your—op-por-tun-us. Dig ... dig. Por-tun-us is my name."
The old man closed his eyes tightly, took a deep breath, and, clearly putting in a huge effort, slowly said, "Seize—your—op-por-tun-us. Dig ... dig. Por-tun-us is my name."
"Well, you've got it out at last. So your name is Portunus, is it?"
"Well, you finally got it out. So your name is Portunus, huh?"
But the old man stamped his foot impatiently. "Hand! hand!" he cried.
But the old man stomped his foot impatiently. "Hand! Hand!" he shouted.
"Is it that you want to shake hands with me, old fellow?" asked Master Nathaniel.
"Do you want to shake hands with me, my old friend?" asked Master Nathaniel.
But the old man shook his head peevishly. "Farm hand," he managed to bring out. "Dig ... dig."
But the old man shook his head irritably. "Farm worker," he managed to say. "Dig ... dig."
And then he lapsed into doggerel:
And then he started to speak in rhymes:
Finally Master Nathaniel gave up trying to get any sense out of him and untethered his horse. But when he tried to mount, the old man seized the stirrup and looking up at him imploringly, repeated, "Dig ... dig ... dig." And Master Nathaniel was obliged to shake him off with some roughness. And even after he had left him out of sight he could hear his voice in the distance, shouting, "Dig ... dig."
Finally, Master Nathaniel gave up trying to make sense of him and untied his horse. But when he tried to mount, the old man grabbed the stirrup and, looking up at him with pleading eyes, kept repeating, "Dig ... dig ... dig." Master Nathaniel had to shake him off a bit harshly. Even after he had ridden out of sight, he could still hear the old man’s voice in the distance shouting, "Dig ... dig."
"I wonder what the old fellow was trying to tell me," said Master Nathaniel to himself.
"I wonder what that old guy was trying to tell me," Master Nathaniel said to himself.
On the morning of the following day he arrived at the village of Swan-on-the-Dapple.
On the morning of the next day, he arrived at the village of Swan-on-the-Dapple.
Here the drama of autumn had only just reached its gorgeous climax, and the yellow and scarlet trees were flaming out their silent stationary action against the changeless chorus of pines, dark green against the distant hills.
Here, the beauty of autumn had just reached its stunning peak, and the yellow and red trees were brightly displaying their stillness against the unchanging backdrop of pines, dark green in front of the distant hills.
"By the Golden Apples of the West!" muttered Master Nathaniel, "I'd no idea those accursed hills were so near. I'm glad Ranulph's safe away."
"By the Golden Apples of the West!" muttered Master Nathaniel, "I had no idea those cursed hills were so close. I'm glad Ranulph is far away."
Having inquired his way to the Gibbertys' farm, he struck off the high road into the valley—and very lovely it was looking in its autumn colouring. The vintage was over, and the vines were now golden and red. Some of the narrow oblong leaves of the wild cherry had kept their bottle-green, while others, growing on the same twig, had turned to salmon-pink, and the mulberries alternated between canary-yellow and grass-green. The mountain ash had turned a fiery rose (more lovely, even, than had been its scarlet berries) and often an olive grew beside it, as if ready, lovingly, to quench its fire in its own tender grey. The birches twinkled and quivered, as if each branch were a golden divining rod trembling to secret water; and the path was strewn with olives, looking like black oblong dung. It was one of those mysterious autumn days that are intensely bright though the sun is hidden; and when one looked at these lambent trees one could almost fancy them the source of the light flooding the valley.
Having asked for directions to the Gibbertys' farm, he turned off the main road into the valley—and it looked stunning in its autumn colors. The grape harvest was done, and the vines were now golden and red. Some of the narrow, rectangular leaves of the wild cherry remained a deep green, while others on the same branch had turned a soft pink, and the mulberries varied between bright yellow and vibrant green. The mountain ash showcased a fiery pink (even more beautiful than its scarlet berries) and often an olive tree stood beside it, as if ready to gently cool its warmth with its soft grey. The birches shimmered and danced, as if each branch were a golden dowsing rod trembling over hidden water; and the path was scattered with olives, resembling dark, rectangular clumps. It was one of those enchanting autumn days that are brilliantly bright despite the sun being obscured; and when you looked at these glowing trees, it felt like they were the source of the light flooding the valley.
From time to time a tiny yellow butterfly would flit past, like a little yellow leaf shed by one of the birches; and now and then one of the bleeding, tortured looking liege-oaks would drop an acorn, with a little flop—just to remind you, as it were, that it was leading its own serene, vegetable life, oblivious to the agony ascribed to it by the fevered fancy of man.
From time to time, a small yellow butterfly would flutter by, like a little yellow leaf dropped by one of the birches; and occasionally one of the gnarled oaks would release an acorn with a small thud—just to remind you that it was living its own calm, plant life, unaware of the suffering that humans attributed to it.
Not a soul did Master Nathaniel pass after he had left the village, though from time to time he saw in the distance labourers following the plough through the vineyards, and their smocks provided the touch of blue that turns a picture into a story; there was blue smoke, too, to tell of human habitations; and an occasional cock strutting up and down in front of one of the red vines, like a salesman before his wares, flaunting, by way of advertisement, a crest of the same material as the vine leaves, but of a more brilliant hue; and in the distance were rushes, stuck up in sheaves to dry, and glimmering with the faint, whitish, pinky-grey of far-away fruit trees in blossom.
Not a single person did Master Nathaniel see after he left the village, although from time to time he noticed workers in the distance guiding the plow through the vineyards, and their blue smocks added a splash of color that turned a scene into a story; there was blue smoke, too, indicating human dwellings; and an occasional rooster parading in front of one of the red vines, like a salesperson showing off his goods, flaunting a crest matching the vine leaves but in a brighter shade; and in the distance were bundles of rushes set up to dry, shimmering with the faint, whitish, pinkish-gray of distant fruit trees in bloom.
While, as if the eye had not enough to feed on in her own domain, the sounds, even, of the valley were pictorial—a tinkling of distant bells, conjuring up herds of goats; the ominous, melancholy roar which tells that somewhere a waggoner is goading on his oxen; and the distant bark of dogs that paints a picture of homesteads and sunny porches.
While it seemed like the eye had plenty to take in within her own space, the sounds of the valley were also vivid—a tinkling of distant bells bringing to mind herds of goats; the ominous, sorrowful roar indicating that somewhere a wagon driver is urging his oxen forward; and the distant barking of dogs that creates an image of farms and sunny porches.
As Master Nathaniel jogged leisurely along, his thoughts turned to the farmer Gibberty, who many a time must have jogged along this path, in just such a way, and seen and heard the very same things that he was seeing and hearing now.
As Master Nathaniel jogged at a relaxed pace, he thought about the farmer Gibberty, who must have often jogged along this path, in the same way, and seen and heard the exact things he was seeing and hearing now.
Yes, the farmer Gibberty had once been a real living man, like himself. And so had millions of others, whose names he had never heard. And one day he himself would be a prisoner, confined between the walls of other people's memory. And then he would cease even to be that, and become nothing but a few words cut in stone. What would these words be, he wondered.
Yes, the farmer Gibberty was once a real person, just like him. And so were millions of others whose names he had never known. One day, he too would be a prisoner, trapped within the walls of other people's memories. Eventually, he would cease to be that and become nothing but a few words carved in stone. He wondered what those words would be.
A sudden longing seized him to hold Ranulph again in his arms. How pleasant would have been the thought that he was waiting to receive him at the farm!
A sudden urge hit him to hold Ranulph in his arms again. How nice would it be to think he was waiting for him at the farm!
But he must be nearing his journey's end, for in the distance he could discern the figure of a woman, leisurely scrubbing her washing on one of the sides of a stone trough.
But he must be close to finishing his journey, because in the distance he could make out the figure of a woman, casually scrubbing her laundry in a stone trough.
"I wonder if that's the widow," thought Master Nathaniel. And a slight shiver went down his spine.
"I wonder if that's the widow," thought Master Nathaniel. And a slight shiver ran down his spine.
But as he came nearer the washerwoman proved to be quite a young girl.
But as he got closer, the washerwoman turned out to be just a young girl.
He decided she must be the granddaughter, Hazel; and so she was.
He figured she had to be the granddaughter, Hazel; and she was.
He drew up his horse beside her and asked if this were the widow Gibberty's farm.
He pulled up his horse next to hers and asked if this was the widow Gibberty's farm.
"Yes, sir," she answered shortly, with that half-frightened, half-defiant look that was so characteristic of her.
"Yeah, sure," she replied briefly, with that look that was half scared and half defiant, which was so typical of her.
"Why, then, I've not been misdirected. But though they told me I'd find a thriving farm and a fine herd of cows, the fools forgot to mention that the farmer was a rose in petticoats," and he winked jovially.
"Well, I haven't been misled. But even though they said I'd find a successful farm and a great herd of cows, they forgot to mention that the farmer was a beauty in a dress," he said with a cheerful wink.
Now this was not Master Nathaniel's ordinary manner with young ladies, which, as a matter of fact, was remarkably free from flirtatious facetiousness. But he had invented a role to play at the farm, and was already beginning to identify himself with it.
Now, this wasn't Master Nathaniel's usual way of interacting with young women, which, truth be told, avoided any kind of flirtatious joking. However, he had created a character to embody at the farm, and was already starting to see himself as that person.
As it turned out, this opening compliment was a stroke of luck. For Hazel bitterly resented that she was not recognized as the lawful owner of the farm, and Master Nathaniel's greeting of her as the farmer thawed her coldness into dimples.
As it turned out, this initial compliment was a lucky break. Hazel felt deeply bitter that she wasn't acknowledged as the rightful owner of the farm, and Master Nathaniel's greeting of her as the farmer softened her icy demeanor into a smile with dimples.
"If you've come to see over the farm, I'm sure we'll be very pleased to show you everything," she said graciously.
"If you're here to check out the farm, we’d be happy to show you around," she said warmly.
"Thank'ee, thank'ee kindly. I'm a cheesemonger from Lud-in-the-Mist. And there's no going to sleep quietly behind one's counter these days in trade, if one's to keep one's head above the water. It's competition, missy, competition that keeps old fellows like me awake. Why, I can remember when there weren't more than six cheesemongers in the whole of Lud; and now there are as many in my street alone. So I thought I'd come myself and have a look round and see where I could get the best dairy produce. There's nothing like seeing for oneself."
"Thank you, thank you very much. I'm a cheese seller from Lud-in-the-Mist. These days in business, you can't just rest quietly behind your counter if you want to stay afloat. It's all about competition, miss, competition that keeps old timers like me awake at night. I can remember when there were only six cheese sellers in all of Lud; now there are that many just on my street. So, I decided to come and take a look around to see where I could find the best dairy products. There's nothing like seeing it for yourself."
And here he launched into an elaborate and gratuitous account of all the other farms he had visited on his tour of inspection. But the one that had pleased him best, he said, had been that of a very old friend of his—and he named the farmer near Moongrass with whom, presumably, Ranulph and Luke were now staying.
And here he started giving a long and unnecessary story about all the other farms he had checked out during his tour. But the one he liked the most, he said, was a farm belonging to a very old friend of his—and he mentioned the farmer near Moongrass where, presumably, Ranulph and Luke were currently staying.
Here Hazel looked up eagerly, and, in rather an unsteady voice, asked if he'd seen two lads there—a big one, and a little one who was the son of the Seneschal.
Here Hazel looked up eagerly and, in a somewhat shaky voice, asked if he'd seen two boys there—a big one and a little one who was the son of the Seneschal.
"Do you mean little Master Ranulph Chanticleer and Luke Hempen? Why, of course I saw them! It was they who told me to come along here ... and very grateful I am to them, for I have found something well worth looking at."
"Are you talking about little Master Ranulph Chanticleer and Luke Hempen? Of course, I saw them! They were the ones who told me to come here... and I’m really thankful to them because I found something worth seeing."
A look of indescribable relief flitted over Hazel's face.
A look of indescribable relief crossed Hazel's face.
"Oh ... oh! I'm so glad you saw them," she faltered.
"Oh ... oh! I'm so glad you noticed them," she hesitated.
"Aha! My friend Luke has evidently been making good use of his time—the young dog!" thought Master Nathaniel; and he proceeded to retail a great many imaginary sayings and doings of Luke at his new abode.
"Aha! My friend Luke has clearly been making good use of his time—the young pup!" thought Master Nathaniel; and he began to share a bunch of made-up sayings and actions of Luke at his new place.
Hazel was soon quite at home with the jovial, facetious old cheesemonger. She always preferred elderly men to young ones, and was soon chatting away with the abandon sometimes observable when naturally confiding people, whom circumstances have made suspicious, find someone whom they think they can trust; and Master Nathaniel was, of course, drinking in every word and longing to be in her shoes.
Hazel quickly felt at ease with the cheerful, playful old cheesemonger. She always liked older men more than younger ones, and soon she was talking freely with the kind of openness that you see when naturally trusting people, who have been made wary by their experiences, find someone they believe they can trust; and Master Nathaniel was, of course, hanging on every word and wishing he were in her position.
"But, missy, it seems all work and no play!" he cried at last. "Do you get no frolics and junketings?"
"But, girl, it seems like all work and no fun!" he exclaimed finally. "Don’t you get any chances to have a good time?"
"Sometimes we dance of an evening, when old Portunus is here," she answered.
"Sometimes we dance in the evening when old Portunus is here," she replied.
"Portunus?" he cried sharply, "Who's he?"
"Portunus?" he shouted, "Who is that?"
But this question froze her back into reserve. "An old weaver with a fiddle," she answered stiffly.
But this question made her shut down. "An old weaver with a fiddle," she replied coldly.
"A bit doited?"
"A bit confused?"
Her only answer was to look at him suspiciously and say, "Do you know Portunus, sir?"
Her only response was to give him a suspicious look and say, "Do you know Portunus, sir?"
"Well, I believe I met him—about half-way between here and Lud. The old fellow seemed to have something on his mind, but couldn't get it out—I've known many a parrot that talked better than he."
"Well, I think I ran into him—around halfway between here and Lud. The old guy seemed to have something he wanted to say, but couldn’t get it out—I've known many parrots that could talk better than he could."
"Oh, I've often thought that, too! That he'd something on his mind, I mean," cried Hazel on another wave of confidence. "It's as if he were trying hard to tell one something. And he often follows me as if he wanted me to do something for him. And I sometimes think I should try and help him and not be so harsh with him—but he just gives me the creeps, and I can't help it."
"Oh, I've thought that a lot, too! That he has something on his mind, I mean," Hazel exclaimed, feeling more confident. "It's like he's really trying to tell me something. And he often follows me around like he wants me to do something for him. Sometimes I think I should try to help him and not be so mean, but he just gives me the chills, and I can't help it."
"He gives you the creeps, does he?"
"He gives you the chills, huh?"
"That he does!" she cried with a little shiver. "To see him gorging himself with green fruit! It isn't like a human being the way he does it—it's like an insect or a bird. And he's like a cat, too, in the way he always follows about the folk that don't like him. Oh, he's nasty! And he's spiteful, too, and mischievous. But perhaps that's not to be wondered at, if ..." and she broke off abruptly.
"Sure does!" she exclaimed with a slight shiver. "Watching him stuff himself with green fruit! It's not like a human the way he does it—it's more like an insect or a bird. And he acts like a cat, always trailing after people who can't stand him. Oh, he's terrible! And he's mean, too, and mischievous. But I guess that's not surprising, if ..." and she stopped suddenly.
Master Nathaniel gave her a keen look. "If what?" he said.
Master Nathaniel shot her a sharp glance. "If what?" he asked.
"Oh, well—just silly talk of the country people," said Hazel evasively.
"Oh, come on—just silly chatter from the locals," Hazel replied evasively.
"That he's—er, for instance, one of what you call the Silent People?"
"That he's—um, for example, one of what you call the Silent People?"
"How did you know?" And Hazel looked at him suspiciously.
"How did you know?" Hazel asked, looking at him suspiciously.
"Oh, I guessed. You see, I've heard a lot of that sort of talk since I've been in the west. Well, the old fellow certainly seemed to have something he wanted to tell me, but I can't say he was very explicit. He kept saying, over and over again, 'Dig, dig.'"
"Oh, I figured. You know, I've heard a lot of that kind of talk since I got to the west. Well, the old guy definitely seemed like he had something to tell me, but I can't say he was very clear about it. He kept saying, over and over again, 'Dig, dig.'"
"Oh, that's his great word," cried Hazel. "The old women round about say that he's trying to tell one his name. You see, they think that ... well, that he's a dead man come back and that when he was on earth he was a labourer, by name Diggory Carp."
"Oh, that's his big word," Hazel exclaimed. "The old ladies around here say he's trying to share his name. You see, they believe that ... well, that he's a dead man returned, and that when he was alive, he was a worker named Diggory Carp."
"Diggory Carp?" cried Master Nathaniel sharply.
"Diggory Carp?" Master Nathaniel exclaimed sharply.
Hazel looked at him in surprise. "Did you know him, sir?" she asked.
Hazel looked at him in shock. "Did you know him, sir?" she asked.
"No, no; not exactly. But I seem to have heard the name somewhere. Though I dare say in these parts it's a common enough one. Well, and what do they say about this Diggory Carp?"
"No, no; not exactly. But I think I’ve heard the name somewhere. I guess it’s a pretty common one around here. So, what do they say about this Diggory Carp?"
Hazel looked a little uneasy. "They don't say much, sir—to me. I sometimes think there must have been some mystery about him. But I know that he was a merry, kind sort of man, well liked all round, and a rare fiddler. But he came to a sad end, though I never heard what happened exactly. And they say," and here she lowered her voice mysteriously, "that once a man joins the Silent People he becomes mischievous and spiteful, however good-natured he may have been when he was alive. And if he'd been unfairly treated, as they say he was, it would make him all the more spiteful, I should think. I often think he's got something he wants to tell us, and I sometimes wonder if it's got anything to do with the old stone herm in our orchard ... he's so fond of dancing round it."
Hazel looked a bit uncomfortable. "They don’t say much, sir—to me. I sometimes think there must be some mystery about him. But I know he was a cheerful, kind guy, well-liked by everyone, and a great fiddler. But he met a tragic end, though I never heard what exactly happened. And they say," and here she lowered her voice mysteriously, "that once a person joins the Silent People, they become mischievous and spiteful, no matter how good-natured they were when they were alive. And if he was treated unfairly, as they say, it would probably make him even more spiteful, I think. I often feel like he has something he wants to tell us, and I sometimes wonder if it’s related to the old stone hermit in our orchard... he loves to dance around it."
"Really? And where is this old herm? I want to see all the sights of the country, you know; get my money's worth of travel!" And Master Nathaniel donned again the character of the cheerful cheesemonger, which, in the excitement of the last few minutes, he had, unwittingly, sloughed.
"Really? So where's this old hermit? I want to see all the sights in the country, you know; get my money's worth out of this trip!" And Master Nathaniel put on the persona of the cheerful cheesemonger again, which, in the excitement of the last few minutes, he had, without realizing it, let slip.
As they walked to the orchard, which was some distance from the washing trough, Hazel said, nervously:
As they walked to the orchard, which was a bit far from the washing trough, Hazel said, nervously:
"Perhaps you hadn't heard, sir, but I live here with my granny; at least, she isn't my real granny, though I call her so. And ... and ... well, she seems fond of old Portunus, and perhaps it would be as well not to mention to her that you had met him."
"Maybe you didn't know, sir, but I live here with my grandma; technically, she isn't my real grandma, but that's what I call her. And ... and ... well, she seems to care about old Portunus, so it might be best not to mention to her that you met him."
"Very well; I won't mention him to her ... at present." And he gave her rather a grim little smile.
"Alright; I won't bring him up to her ... for now." And he gave her a somewhat grim little smile.
Though the orchard had been stripped of its fruit, what with the red and yellow leaves, and the marvelous ruby-red of the lateral branches of the peach trees there was colour enough in the background of the old grey herm, and, in addition, there twisted around him the scarlet and gold of a vine.
Though the orchard had been cleared of its fruit, with the red and yellow leaves, and the stunning ruby-red of the peach tree branches, there was still plenty of color in the backdrop of the old grey hermit, and around him wound the scarlet and gold of a vine.
"I often think he's the spirit of the farm," said Hazel shyly, looking to see if Master Nathaniel was admiring her old stone friend. To her amazement, however, as soon as his eyes fell on it he clapped his hand against his thigh, and burst out laughing.
"I often think he's the spirit of the farm," Hazel said shyly, glancing to see if Master Nathaniel was admiring her old stone friend. To her surprise, though, as soon as he looked at it, he slapped his thigh and started laughing.
"By the Sun, Moon and Stars!" he cried, "here's the answer to Portunus's riddle: 'the tree yet not a tree, the man yet not a man,'" and he repeated to Hazel the one consecutive sentence that Portunus had managed to enunciate.
"By the Sun, Moon, and Stars!" he shouted, "here's the answer to Portunus's riddle: 'the tree but not a tree, the man but not a man,'" and he repeated to Hazel the one complete sentence that Portunus had managed to say.
"'Who has no arms and yet can strike, who is dumb and yet can tell secrets,'" she repeated after him. "Can you strike and tell secrets, old friend?" she asked whimsically, stroking the grey lichened stone. And then she blushed and laughed as if to apologize for this exhibition of childishness.
"'Who has no arms and yet can strike, who is mute and yet can share secrets,'" she repeated after him. "Can you attack and share secrets, old friend?" she asked playfully, gently touching the grey, lichen-covered stone. Then she blushed and laughed, as if to apologize for this display of childishness.
With country hospitality Hazel presumed that their uninvited guest had come to spend several days at the farm, and accordingly she had his horse taken to the stables and ordered the best room to be prepared for his use.
With a warm sense of country hospitality, Hazel assumed that their unexpected guest had come to stay at the farm for a few days, so she had his horse taken to the stables and ordered the best room to be ready for him.
The widow, too, gave him a hearty welcome, when he came down to the midday meal in the big kitchen.
The widow also gave him a warm welcome when he joined her for lunch in the large kitchen.
When they had been a few minutes at table, Hazel said, "Oh, granny, this gentleman has just come from the farm near Moongrass, where little Master Chanticleer and young Hempen have gone. And he says they were both of them blooming, and sent us kind messages."
When they had been at the table for a few minutes, Hazel said, "Oh, grandma, this gentleman just came from the farm near Moongrass, where little Master Chanticleer and young Hempen have gone. And he says they were both doing well and sent us their best wishes."
"Yes," said Master Nathaniel cheerfully, ever ready to start romancing, "my old friend the farmer is delighted with them. The talk in Lud was that little Chanticleer had been ill, but all I can say is, you must have done wonders for him—his face is as round and plump as a Moongrass cheese."
"Yes," said Master Nathaniel cheerfully, always ready to start a romance, "my old friend the farmer is thrilled with them. The gossip in Lud was that little Chanticleer had been sick, but all I can say is, you must have worked miracles for him—his face is as round and plump as a Moongrass cheese."
"Well, I'm glad you're pleased with the young gentleman's looks, sir," said the widow in a gratified voice. But in her eyes there was the gleam of a rather disquieting smile.
"Well, I'm glad you like the young man's looks, sir," said the widow in a satisfied voice. But in her eyes, there was a hint of a rather unsettling smile.
Dinner over, the widow and Hazel had to go and attend to their various occupations, and Master Nathaniel went and paced up and down in front of the old house, thinking. Over and over again his thoughts returned to the odd old man, Portunus.
Dinner finished, the widow and Hazel had to go back to their different tasks, and Master Nathaniel walked back and forth in front of the old house, deep in thought. Again and again, his mind went back to the strange old man, Portunus.
Was it possible that he had really once been Diggory Carp, and that he had returned to his old haunts to try and give a message?
Was it possible that he had actually once been Diggory Carp, and that he had come back to his familiar places to try and deliver a message?
It was characteristic of Master Nathaniel that the metaphysical possibilities of the situation occupied him before the practical ones. If Portunus were, indeed, Diggory Carp, then these stubble-fields and vineyards, these red and golden trees, would be robbed of their peace and stability. For he realized at last that the spiritual balm he had always found in silent things was simply the assurance that the passions and agonies of man were without meaning, roots, or duration—no more part of the permanent background of the world than the curls of blue smoke that from time to time were wafted through the valley from the autumn bonfires of weeds and rubbish, and that he could see winding like blue wraiths in and out of the foliage of the trees.
It was typical of Master Nathaniel to focus on the metaphysical possibilities of a situation before considering the practical ones. If Portunus really was Diggory Carp, then these stubble fields and vineyards, these red and golden trees, would lose their peace and stability. He finally understood that the spiritual comfort he always found in stillness was just the reassurance that human passions and sufferings were meaningless, without roots or lasting influence—no more a permanent part of the world's backdrop than the curls of blue smoke that occasionally drifted through the valley from autumn bonfires of weeds and trash, which he could see swirling like blue ghosts among the tree branches.
Yes, their message, though he had never till now heard it distinctly, had always been that Fairyland was nothing but delusion—there was life and death, and that was all. And yet, had their message always comforted him? There had been times when he had shuddered in the company of the silent things.
Yes, their message, even though he had never clearly heard it until now, had always been that Fairyland was just an illusion—there was life and death, and that was it. And yet, had their message always brought him comfort? There were moments when he had felt uneasy in the presence of the silent things.
"Aye, aye," he murmured dreamily to himself, and then he sighed.
"Aye, aye," he said dreamily to himself, and then he sighed.
But he had yielded long enough to vain speculations—there were things to be done. Whether Portunus were the ghost of Diggory Carp or merely a doited old weaver, he evidently knew something that he wanted to communicate—and it was connected with the orchard herm. Of course, it might have nothing whatever to do with the murder of the late farmer Gibberty, but with the memory of the embroidered slipper fresh in his mind, Master Nathaniel felt it would be rank folly to neglect a possible clue.
But he had spent enough time on pointless speculation—there were things to do. Whether Portunus was the ghost of Diggory Carp or just a confused old weaver, he clearly knew something he wanted to share—and it was linked to the orchard herm. Of course, it might have nothing to do with the murder of the late farmer Gibberty, but with the memory of the embroidered slipper still fresh in his mind, Master Nathaniel thought it would be a big mistake to overlook a possible clue.
He went over in his mind all the old man's words. "Dig, dig," ... that word had been the ever recurring burden.
He replayed all the old man's words in his mind. "Dig, dig," ... that phrase had been the constant weight on him.
Then he had a sudden flash of inspiration—why should not the word be taken in its primary meaning? Why, instead of the first syllable of Diggory Carp, should it not be merely and order to dig ... with a spade or a shovel? In that case it was clear that the place to dig in was under the herm. And he decided that he would do so as soon as an opportunity presented itself.
Then he had a sudden idea—why not take the word literally? Instead of being about the first syllable of Diggory Carp, why couldn’t it just mean to dig... with a spade or a shovel? If that was the case, it was obvious that the best place to dig was under the herm. So he decided he would do that as soon as he got the chance.
CHAPTER XXIII
THE NORTHERN FIRE-BOX AND DEAD MEN'S TALES
That night Hazel could not get to sleep. Perhaps this was due to having noticed something that afternoon that made her vaguely uneasy. The evenings were beginning to be chilly, and, shortly before supper, she had gone up to Master Nathaniel's room to light his fire. She found the widow and one of the maidservants there before her, and, to her surprise, they had brought down from the attic an old charcoal stove that had lain there unused for years, for Dorimare was a land of open fires, and stoves were practically unknown. The widow had brought the stove to the farm on her marriage, for, on her mother's side, she had belonged to a race from the far North.
That night, Hazel couldn't fall asleep. Maybe it was because she had noticed something earlier that day that left her feeling a bit uneasy. The evenings were starting to get cold, and just before dinner, she had gone up to Master Nathaniel's room to start his fire. To her surprise, she found the widow and one of the maids there before her, and they had brought down an old charcoal stove from the attic that had been unused for years since Dorimare was a place known for open fires, and stoves were almost unheard of. The widow had brought the stove to the farm when she got married because, on her mother's side, she came from a lineage from the far North.
On Hazel's look of surprise, she had said casually, "The logs are dampish today, and I thought this would make our guest cozier."
On Hazel's surprised expression, she said casually, "The logs are a bit damp today, and I thought this would make our guest cozier."
Now Hazel knew that the wood was not in the least damp; how could it be, as it had not rained for days? But that this should have made her uneasy was a sign of her deep instinctive distrust of her grandfather's widow.
Now Hazel knew that the wood wasn’t damp at all; how could it be when it hadn’t rained for days? But the fact that this made her uneasy was a sign of her deep, instinctive distrust of her grandfather’s widow.
Perhaps the strongest instinct in Hazel was that of hospitality—that all should be well, physically and morally, with the guests under the roof that she never forgot was hers, was a need in her much more pressing than any welfare of her own.
Perhaps the strongest instinct in Hazel was her sense of hospitality—making sure that everything was right, both physically and morally, for the guests in her home, which she always remembered was hers, was a need that felt much more urgent than any concern for her own well-being.
Meanwhile, Master Nathaniel, somewhat puzzled by the outlandish apparatus that was warming his room, had got into bed. He did not immediately put out his candle; he wished to think. For being much given to reverie, when he wanted to follow the sterner path of consecutive thought, he liked to have some tangible object on which to focus his eye, a visible goal, as it were, to keep his feet from straying down the shadowy paths that he so much preferred.
Meanwhile, Master Nathaniel, a bit confused by the strange device that was heating his room, had gotten into bed. He didn’t blow out his candle right away; he wanted to think. Since he often found himself lost in daydreams, when he aimed to stick to the more serious business of clear thinking, he liked to have a physical object to focus on, a visible target, so he wouldn’t wander down the dim paths that he usually favored.
Tonight it was the fine embossed ceiling on which he fixed his eye—the same ceiling at which Ranulph used to gaze when he had slept in this room. On a ground of a rich claret colour patterned with azure arabesques, knobs of a dull gold were embossed, and at the four corners clustered bunches of grapes and scarlet berries in stucco. And though time had dulled their colour and robbed the clusters of many of their berries, they remained, nevertheless, pretty and realistic objects.
Tonight, he focused on the beautifully embossed ceiling—the same one Ranulph used to look at when he slept in this room. On a deep burgundy background patterned with blue designs, dull gold knobs were embossed, and in each corner, there were bunches of grapes and scarlet berries made of stucco. Even though time had faded their colors and taken away many of the berries, they still looked pretty and realistic.
But, in spite of the light, the focus, and his desire for hard thinking, Master Nathaniel found his thoughts drifting down the most fantastic paths. And, besides, he was so drowsy and his limbs felt so strangely heavy. The colours on the ceiling were getting all blurred, and the old knobs were detaching themselves from their background and shining in space like suns, moons, and stars—or was it like apples—the golden apples of the West? And now the claret-coloured background was turning into a red field—a field of red flowers, from which leered Portunus, and among which wept Ranulph. But the straight road, which for the last few months had been the projection of his unknown, buried purpose, even through this confused landscape glimmered white ... yet, it looked different from usual ... why, of course, it was the Milky Way! And then he knew no more.
But despite the light, the focus, and his need for deep thinking, Master Nathaniel found his mind wandering to the most bizarre places. Plus, he felt so sleepy and his limbs were strangely heavy. The colors on the ceiling were getting all fuzzy, and the old knobs seemed to separate from their background, shining in the void like suns, moons, and stars—or maybe like apples—the golden apples of the West? And now the burgundy background was changing into a red field—a field of red flowers, from which Portunus grinned, and among which Ranulph wept. But the straight road that had represented his unknown, buried purpose for the past few months still shimmered white through this chaotic scenery... yet, it looked different than usual... of course, it was the Milky Way! And then he couldn't think anymore.
In the meantime Hazel had been growing more and more restless, and, though she scolded herself for foolishness, more and more anxious. Finally, she could stand it no more: "I think I'll just creep up to the gentleman's door and listen if I can hear him snoring," she said to herself. Hazel believed that it was a masculine peculiarity not to be able to sleep without snoring.
In the meantime, Hazel had been getting more and more restless, and even though she scolded herself for being silly, she felt more and more anxious. Finally, she couldn't take it anymore: "I think I'll just sneak up to the guy's door and see if I can hear him snoring," she said to herself. Hazel thought it was a guy thing not to be able to sleep without snoring.
But though she kept her ear to the keyhole for a full two minutes, not a sound proceeded from Master Nathaniel's room. Then she softly opened the door. A lighted candle was guttering to its end, and her guest was lying, to all appearance, dead, whilst a suffocating atmosphere pervaded the room. Hazel felt almost sick with terror, but she flung open the casement window as wide as it would go, poured half the water from the ewer into the stove to extinguish its fire, and the remainder over Master Nathaniel himself. To her unspeakable relief he opened his eyes, groaned, and muttered something inaudible.
But even though she listened at the keyhole for a full two minutes, she didn’t hear a sound from Master Nathaniel's room. Then she quietly opened the door. A candle was flickering at its end, and her guest appeared to be dead, while a heavy, suffocating atmosphere filled the room. Hazel felt almost sick with fear, but she flung the window open as wide as it would go, poured half the water from the pitcher into the stove to put out the fire, and the rest over Master Nathaniel himself. To her immense relief, he opened his eyes, groaned, and mumbled something she couldn’t understand.
"Oh, sir, you're not dead then!" almost sobbed Hazel. "I'll just go and fetch you a cup of cordial and get you some hartshorn."
"Oh, sir, you're not dead then!" Hazel almost cried. "I'll go get you a cup of cordial and some hartshorn."
When she returned with the two restoratives, she found Master Nathaniel sitting up in bed, and, though he looked a little fuddled, his natural colour was creeping back, and the cordial restored him to almost his normal condition.
When she came back with the two remedies, she saw Master Nathaniel sitting up in bed. Even though he looked a bit dazed, his natural color was returning, and the drink brought him back to nearly his usual self.
When Hazel saw that he was really himself again, she sank down on the floor and, spent with terror, began to sob bitterly.
When Hazel saw that he was truly himself again, she collapsed onto the floor and, exhausted from fear, started to cry uncontrollably.
"Come, my child!" said Master Nathaniel kindly, "there's nothing to cry about. I'm feeling as well as ever I did in my life ... though, by the Harvest of Souls, I can't imagine what can have taken me. I never remember to have swooned before in all my born days."
"Come on, kid!" Master Nathaniel said kindly, "there’s no reason to cry. I feel just as good as I ever have in my life ... though, by the Harvest of Souls, I can't figure out what could have caused this. I don’t remember ever fainting in all my days."
But Hazel would not be comforted: "That it should have happened, here, in my house," she sobbed. "We who have always stood by the laws of hospitality ... and not a young gentleman, either ... oh, dearie me; oh, dearie me!"
But Hazel couldn’t find any comfort: "That it had to happen, here, in my house," she cried. "We who have always upheld the laws of hospitality ... and not even a young gentleman, either ... oh, dear me; oh, dear me!"
"What do you blame to yourself, my child?" asked Master Nathaniel. "Your hospitality is in no sense to blame if, owing perhaps to recent fatigues and anxieties, I should have turned faint. No, it is not you that are the bad host, but I that am the bad guest to have given so much trouble."
"What do you blame yourself for, my child?" asked Master Nathaniel. "Your hospitality isn’t to blame if, maybe because of recent stress and worries, I happened to feel faint. No, you’re not the bad host; I’m the bad guest for causing so much trouble."
But Hazel's sobs only grew wilder. "I didn't like her bringing in that fire-box—no I didn't! An evil outlandish thing that it is! That it should have happened under my roof! For it is my roof ... and she'll not pass another night under it!" and she sprang to her feet, with clenched fists and blazing eyes.
But Hazel's sobs only got louder. "I didn't like her bringing in that fire-box—no, I didn't! It's an evil, strange thing! That it should have happened under my roof! Because it's my roof ... and she won't spend another night under it!" She jumped to her feet, with clenched fists and fiery eyes.
Master Nathaniel was becoming interested. "Are you alluding to your grandfather's widow?" he asked quietly.
Master Nathaniel was getting curious. "Are you talking about your grandfather's widow?" he asked quietly.
"Yes, I am!" cried Hazel indignantly. "Oh! she's up to strange tricks, always ... and none of her ways are those of honest farmers—no fennel over our doors, unholy fodder in our granary ... and in her heart, thoughts as unholy. I saw the smile with which she looked at you at dinner."
"Yes, I am!" Hazel exclaimed angrily. "Oh! She's up to all sorts of weird stuff, always... and none of her actions are what you'd expect from honest farmers—no fennel over our doors, no unholy feed in our granary... and in her heart, she has unholy thoughts. I saw the smile she gave you at dinner."
"Are you accusing this woman of actually having made an attempt on my life?" he asked slowly.
"Are you suggesting that this woman actually tried to kill me?" he asked slowly.
But Hazel flinched before this point-blank question, and her only answer was to begin again to cry. For a few minutes Master Nathaniel allowed her to do so unmolested, and then he said gently, "I think you have cried enough for tonight, my child. You have been kindness itself, but it is evident that I am not very welcome to your grandfather's widow, so I must not inflict myself longer upon her. But before I leave her roof there is something I want to do, and I shall need your help."
But Hazel flinched at the direct question, and all she could do was start crying again. For a few minutes, Master Nathaniel let her cry without interruption, and then he said gently, "I think you've cried enough for tonight, my dear. You've been incredibly kind, but it's clear that I'm not very welcome with your grandfather's widow, so I shouldn't impose on her any longer. However, before I leave her home, there's something I want to do, and I'll need your help."
Then he told her who he was and how he wanted to prove something against a certain enemy of his, and had come here hoping to find a missing clue.
Then he told her who he was and how he wanted to prove something against a certain enemy of his, and had come here hoping to find a missing clue.
He paused, and looked at her meditatively. "I think I ought to tell you, my child," he went on, "that if I can prove what I want, your grandmother may also be involved. Did you know she had once been tried for the murder of your grandfather?"
He paused and looked at her thoughtfully. "I think I should tell you, my dear," he continued, "that if I can prove what I want, your grandmother might also be involved. Did you know she was once tried for your grandfather's murder?"
"Yes," she faltered. "I've heard that there was a trial. But I thought she was proved innocent."
"Yeah," she hesitated. "I heard there was a trial. But I thought she was found innocent."
"Yes. But there is such a thing as a miscarriage of justice. I believe that your grandfather was murdered, and that my enemy—whose name I don't care to mention till I have more to go upon—had a hand in the matter. And I have a shrewd suspicion that the widow was his accomplice. Under these circumstances, will you still be willing to help me?"
"Yes. But there is such a thing as a miscarriage of justice. I believe that your grandfather was murdered, and that my enemy—whose name I won't mention until I have more to go on—was involved in it. And I have a strong suspicion that the widow was his accomplice. Given these circumstances, will you still be willing to help me?"
Hazel first turned red, and then she turned white, and her lower lip began to tremble. She disliked the widow, but had to admit that she had never been unkindly treated by her, and, though not her own kith and kin, she was the nearest approach to a relative she could remember. But, on the other hand, Hazel belonged by tradition and breed to the votaries of the grim cult of the Law. Crime must not go unpunished; moreover (and here Hazel subscribed to a still more venerable code) one's own kith and kin must not go unavenged.
Hazel first flushed red, then went pale, and her lower lip started to quiver. She didn't like the widow, but she had to admit that the widow had never been anything but decent to her. Even though they weren't actually related, she was the closest thing to family that Hazel could recall. However, Hazel's upbringing and background tied her to the followers of the harsh code of the Law. Crime couldn't be overlooked; furthermore (and here Hazel agreed with an even older principle), one’s own family must be avenged.
But the very vehemence with which she longed to be rid of the widow's control had bred a curious irrational sense of guilt with regard to her; and, into the bargain, she was terrified of her.
But the intensity with which she wanted to escape the widow's control had created a strange, irrational sense of guilt about her; and, on top of that, she was really scared of her.
Supposing this clue should lead to nothing, and the widow discover that they had been imagining? How, in that case, should she dare to face her, to go on living under the same roof with her?
Suppose this clue leads to nothing, and the widow finds out they were just imagining things? How would she be able to face her, to continue living under the same roof with her?
And yet ... she was certain she had tried to murder their guest that night. How dared she? How dared she?
And yet ... she was sure she had tried to kill their guest that night. How could she? How could she?
Hazel clenched her fists, and in a little gasping voice said, "Yes, sir, I'll help you."
Hazel clenched her fists and said in a breathless voice, "Yes, sir, I'll help you."
"Good!" said Master Nathaniel briskly. "I want to take old Portunus's advice—and dig under that herm in the orchard, this very night. Though, mind you, it's just as likely as not to prove nothing but the ravings of a crazy mind; or else it may concern some buried treasure, or something else that has nothing to do with your grandfather's murder. But, in the case of our finding a valuable bit of evidence, we must have witnesses. And I think we should have the law-man of the district with us; who is he?"
"Great!" said Master Nathaniel energetically. "I want to take old Portunus's advice and dig under that statue in the orchard tonight. But, keep in mind, it could just be the ramblings of someone out of their mind; or it might relate to some buried treasure, or something that has nothing to do with your grandfather's murder. However, if we do find any valuable evidence, we need witnesses. And I think we should have the local law enforcement with us; who is it?"
"It's the Swan blacksmith, Peter Pease."
"It's Peter Pease, the blacksmith from Swan."
"Is there any servant you trust whom you could send for him? Someone more attached to you than to the widow?"
"Is there a servant you trust who could go get him? Someone who's closer to you than to the widow?"
"I can trust them all, and they all like me best," she answered.
"I can trust all of them, and they all like me the most," she replied.
"Good. Go and wake a servant and send him off at once for the blacksmith. Tell him not to bring him up to the house, but to take him straight to the orchard ... we don't want to wake the widow before need be. And the servant can stay and help us with the job—the more witnesses the better."
"Great. Go wake up a servant and send him immediately to the blacksmith. Tell him not to bring the blacksmith to the house but to take him directly to the orchard ... we don’t want to disturb the widow unless absolutely necessary. The servant can stick around and help us with the task—the more witnesses, the better."
Hazel felt as if she was in a strange, rather terrible dream. But she crept up to the attic and aroused one of the unmarried labourers—who, according to the old custom, slept in their master's house—and bade him ride into Swan and bring the blacksmith back with him on important business concerning the law.
Hazel felt like she was in a weird, pretty awful dream. But she quietly went up to the attic and woke up one of the single workers—who, following the old tradition, slept in their employer's house—and told him to ride into Swan and bring the blacksmith back with him for some important legal matters.
Hazel calculated that he should get to Swan and back in less than an hour, and she and Master Nathaniel crept out of the house to wait for them in the orchard, each provided with a spade.
Hazel figured that he should make it to Swan and back in under an hour, so she and Master Nathaniel quietly left the house to wait for him in the orchard, each carrying a spade.
The moon was on the wane, but still sufficiently full to give a good light. She was, indeed, an orchard thief, for no fruit being left to rob, she had robbed the leaves of all their colour.
The moon was fading, but still bright enough to provide good light. She was definitely a thief of the orchard, since there was no fruit left to steal, she had taken away all the color from the leaves.
"Poor old moon!" chuckled Master Nathaniel, who was now in the highest of spirits, "always filching colours with which to paint her own pale face, and all in vain! But just look at your friend, at Master Herm. He does look knowing!"
"Poor old moon!" laughed Master Nathaniel, who was now in a great mood, "always stealing colors to paint her own pale face, and all for nothing! But just look at your friend, Master Herm. He really seems to know something!"
For in the moonlight the old herm had found his element, and under her rays his stone flickered and glimmered into living silver flesh, while his archaic smile had gained a new significance.
For in the moonlight, the old hermit had discovered his true nature, and under her glow, his stone sparkled and shimmered into living silver skin, while his ancient smile acquired a new meaning.
"Excuse, me, sir," said Hazel timidly, "but I couldn't help wondering if the gentleman you suspected was ... Dr. Leer."
"Excuse me, sir," said Hazel shyly, "but I couldn't help wondering if the person you suspected was ... Dr. Leer."
"What makes you think so?" asked Master Nathaniel sharply.
"What makes you think that?" Master Nathaniel asked sharply.
"I don't quite know," faltered Hazel. "I just—wondered."
"I’m not really sure," Hazel hesitated. "I just—thought."
Before long they were joined by the labourer and the law-man blacksmith—a burly, jovial, red-haired rustic of about fifty.
Before long, they were joined by the laborer and the lawman blacksmith—a big, cheerful, red-haired guy of about fifty.
"Good evening," cried Master Nathaniel briskly, "I am Nathaniel Chanticleer" (he was sure that the news of his deposition could not yet have had time to travel to Swan) "and if my business were not very pressing and secret I would not, you may be sure, have had you roused from your bed at this ungodly hour. I have reason to think that something of great importance may be hidden under this herm, and I wanted you to be there to see that our proceedings are all in order," and he laughed genially. "And here's the guarantee that I'm no masquerader," and he removed his signet ring and held it out to the blacksmith. It was engraved with his well-known crest, and with six chevrons, in token that six of his ancestors had been High Seneschals of Dorimare.
"Good evening," called Master Nathaniel cheerfully, "I’m Nathaniel Chanticleer" (he was confident that the news of his removal hadn’t reached Swan yet) "and if my business weren’t so urgent and private, I wouldn’t have woken you from your sleep at this outrageous hour. I believe something very important might be hidden under this herm, and I wanted you there to ensure that everything we do is proper," and he laughed warmly. "And here’s proof that I’m not a fraud," and he took off his signet ring and held it out to the blacksmith. It was engraved with his recognizable crest and six chevrons, signifying that six of his ancestors had been High Seneschals of Dorimare.
Both the blacksmith and the labourer were at first quite overwhelmed by learning his identity, but he pressed a spade into the hand of each and begged them to begin digging without further delay.
Both the blacksmith and the worker were initially shocked to learn his identity, but he handed a shovel to each of them and urged them to start digging right away.
For some time they toiled away in silence, and then one of the spades came against something hard.
For a while, they worked in silence, and then one of the shovels hit something hard.
It proved to be a small iron box with a key attached to it.
It turned out to be a small iron box with a key attached.
"Out with it! out with it!" cried Master Nathaniel excitedly. "I wonder if it contains a halter! By the Sun, Moon and Stars, I wonder!"
"Spit it out! Spit it out!" exclaimed Master Nathaniel excitedly. "I wonder if it has a noose! By the Sun, Moon, and Stars, I really wonder!"
But he was sobered by a glimpse of poor Hazel's scared face.
But he was brought back to reality by a glimpse of poor Hazel's frightened face.
"Forgive me, my child," he said gently, "my thirst for revenge has made me forget both decency and manners. And, as like as not, there will be nothing in it but a handful of Duke Aubrey crowns—the nest-egg of one of your ancestors."
"Forgive me, my child," he said gently. "My desire for revenge has made me forget decency and manners. And, more likely than not, there’ll be nothing in it but a handful of Duke Aubrey crowns—the nest egg of one of your ancestors."
They unlocked the box and found that it contained nothing but a sealed parchment package, addressed thus:
They opened the box and discovered it only had a sealed parchment package, labeled as follows:
"To the First Who Finds Me."
"To the First Person Who Finds Me."
"I think, Miss Hazel, it should be you who opens it. Don't you agree, Master Law-man?" said Master Nathaniel. So, with trembling fingers, Hazel broke the seal, tore open the wrapper, and drew out a sheet of writing.
"I think, Miss Hazel, it should be you to open it. Don’t you agree, Master Law-man?" said Master Nathaniel. So, with shaking fingers, Hazel broke the seal, tore open the wrapper, and pulled out a sheet of paper.
By the light of the blacksmith's lanthorn they read as follows:
By the light of the blacksmith's lantern, they read as follows:
I, Jeremiah Gibberty, farmer and law-man of the district of Swan-on-the-Dapple, having ever been a merry man who loved his joke, do herein crack my last, this side of the Debatable Hills, in the hopes that it will not lie so long in the damp earth as to prove but a lame rocket when the time comes to fire it off. And this is my last joke, and may all who hear it hold their sides, and may the tears run down their cheeks. I, Jeremiah Gibberty, was wilfully murdered by my second wife, Clementina, daughter of Ralph Baldbreeches, sailor, and an outlandish woman from the far North. In the which crime she was aided by her lover, Christopher Pugwalker, a foreigner who called himself an herbalist. And I know by sundry itchings of my skin which torment me as I write and by my spotted tongue that I have been given what the folks who know them call death-berries. And they were boiled down to look like mulberry jelly, offered to me by my dear wife, and of which I ate in my innocence. And I bid him who finds this writing to search for a little lad, by name Peter Pease, the son of a tipsy tinker. For this little lad, having an empty stomach and being greedy for pence, came to me but an hour ago with a basket full of these same death-berries and asked me if I should like to buy them. And I, to test him, asked him if he thought there was a blight in my orchard that I should be so hard put to it for fruit. And he said he thought we must like them up at Gibberty's for he had seen the gentleman who lived with us (Christopher Pugwalker) but a week since, gathering them. And if Christopher Pugwalker should leave these parts, then let the law search for a dumpy fellow, with nut-brown hair, a pug-nose freckled like a robin's egg, and one eye brown, the other blue. And in order that my last joke may be a well-built one, I have tested the berries I bought from the little lad, though it wrung my heart to do so, on one of the rabbits of a certain little maid, by name, Marjory Beach, the daughter of my carter. And I have done so because she, being seven years old and a healthy lass, runs a good chance of being still this side of the hills when someone digs up this buried jest. And if she be alive she will not have forgotten how one of her rabbits took to scratching itself, and how its tongue was spotted like a snake, and how she found it lying dead. And I humbly beg her pardon for having played such a cruel trick on a little maid, and I ask my heirs (if so be any of them still alive) to send her a fine buck rabbit, a ham, and ten gold pieces. And, though I am law-man and could put them under arrest before I die, yet, for a time, I hold my hand. Partly because I have been a hunter all my life, and as the hare and deer are given their chance to escape, so shall they have theirs; and partly because I should like to be very far on my wanderings down the Milky Way before Clementina mounts Duke Aubrey's wooden horse; because I think the sound of her strangling would hurt my ears; and, last of all, because I am very weary. And here I sign my name for the last time.
I, Jeremiah Gibberty, farmer and lawman from the district of Swan-on-the-Dapple, have always been a cheerful guy who loved a good joke. Here’s my last one, this side of the Debatable Hills, hoping it won’t stay buried in the damp earth long enough to be a disappointment when it’s time to share it. So here it is: may everyone who hears it laugh so hard they hold their sides, and may tears run down their cheeks. I, Jeremiah Gibberty, was willfully murdered by my second wife, Clementina, the daughter of Ralph Baldbreeches, a sailor, and an exotic woman from the far North. She had help from her lover, Christopher Pugwalker, a foreigner who called himself an herbalist. I know from the strange itching on my skin that haunts me as I write, and from my spotted tongue, that I’ve been poisoned with what people who know such things call death-berries. They were boiled down to look like mulberry jelly, offered to me by my dear wife, which I ate in my innocence. I urge whoever finds this note to look for a little boy named Peter Pease, the son of a tipsy tinkerer. This little lad, having an empty stomach and wanting some coins, came to me just an hour ago with a basket full of those same death-berries and asked if I wanted to buy them. To test him, I asked if he thought there was a blight in my orchard to explain my lack of fruit. He suggested that we might want them up at Gibberty's, claiming he’d seen the gentleman who lived with us (Christopher Pugwalker) just a week ago collecting them. If Christopher Pugwalker leaves this area, then the law should look for a short guy with nut-brown hair, a pug nose freckled like a robin's egg, one brown eye, and one blue. To ensure my last joke is well-crafted, I tested the berries I bought from the little lad, even though it broke my heart to do it, on one of the rabbits belonging to a little girl named Marjory Beach, the daughter of my carter. I did this because she is seven years old and healthy, so she stands a good chance of being around when someone digs up this buried jest. If she’s alive, she won’t have forgotten how one of her rabbits scratched itself, how its tongue was spotted like a snake, and how she found it lying dead. I sincerely apologize to her for playing such a cruel trick on a little girl, and I ask my heirs (if any of them are still alive) to send her a fine buck rabbit, a ham, and ten gold pieces. And though I’m a lawman and could arrest them before I die, for now, I’m holding back. Partly because I’ve been a hunter all my life, and just as hares and deer get their chance to escape, so shall they. And partly because I want to be far along my journey down the Milky Way before Clementina saddles up Duke Aubrey's wooden horse; I think the sound of her dying would hurt my ears. Lastly, I'm just very tired. And here I sign my name for the last time.
CHAPTER XXIV
BELLING THE CAT
When they had finished reading, Hazel burst into hysterical sobs, crying alternately, "Poor grandfather!" and "Will they hang her for it?" Master Nathaniel soothed her as best he could, and, when she had dried her eyes, she said, "Poor Marjory Beach! She must have that ham and that buck rabbit."
When they finished reading, Hazel broke down in tears, crying back and forth, "Poor grandfather!" and "Will they hang her for this?" Master Nathaniel comforted her as best he could, and when she had wiped her eyes, she said, "Poor Marjory Beach! She needs that ham and that buck rabbit."
"She's still alive, then?" asked Master Nathaniel eagerly. Hazel nodded: "She is poor, and still a maid, and lives in Swan."
"She's still alive, then?" Master Nathaniel asked eagerly. Hazel nodded: "She is poor, still a maid, and lives in Swan."
"And what about Peter Pease, the tinker's smart little lad? Is there nothing for him, Miss Hazel?" cried the blacksmith with a twinkle.
"And what about Peter Pease, the clever little kid of the tinkerer? Is there nothing for him, Miss Hazel?" the blacksmith exclaimed with a sparkle in his eye.
Hazel stared at him in bewilderment, and Master Nathaniel cried gleefully, "Why, it's the same name, by the Harvest of Souls! Were you, then, the little chap who saw Pugwalker picking the berries?"
Hazel looked at him in confusion, and Master Nathaniel exclaimed joyfully, "Wow, it's the same name, by the Harvest of Souls! Were you the little kid who saw Pugwalker picking the berries?"
And Hazel said in slow amazement, "You were the little boy who spoke to my grandfather ... that night? I never thought...."
And Hazel said in slow amazement, "You were the little boy who talked to my grandfather ... that night? I never thought...."
"That I'd begun so humbly, eh? Yes, I was the son of a tinker, or, as they liked to be called, of a whitesmith. And now I'm a blacksmith, and as white is better than black I suppose I've come down in the world." And he winked merrily.
"That I started off so modestly, huh? Yeah, I was the son of a tinker, or, as they preferred to be called, a whitesmith. And now I'm a blacksmith, and since white is better than black, I guess I've fallen a bit in status." He winked cheerfully.
"And you remember the circumstances alluded to by the late farmer?" asked Master Nathaniel eagerly.
"And do you remember the circumstances mentioned by the late farmer?" asked Master Nathaniel eagerly.
"That I do, my lord Seneschal. As well if they had happened yesterday. I won't easily forget the farmer's face that night when I offered him my basketful—but though the death-berries are rare enough I found them in those days commoner to pick up than ha'pence. And I won't easily forget Master Pugwalker's face, either, while he was plucking them. And little did he know there was a squirrel watching him with a good Dorimare tongue in his head!"
"Of course, my lord Seneschal. It feels like it was just yesterday. I can’t forget the farmer’s face that night when I offered him my basket full of berries—but even though death-berries are pretty rare, I found them easier to gather back then than spare change. And I won’t forget Master Pugwalker’s expression either while he was picking them. He had no idea there was a squirrel watching him with a clever Dorimare tongue in its mouth!"
"Have you ever seen him since?"
"Have you seen him lately?"
The blacksmith winked.
The blacksmith gave a wink.
"Come, come!" cried Master Nathaniel impatiently. "Have you seen him since? This is no time for beating about the bush."
"Come on!" Master Nathaniel said impatiently. "Have you seen him since? This isn't the time for beating around the bush."
"Well, perhaps I have," said the blacksmith slowly, "trotting about Swan, as brisk and as pleased with himself as a fox with a goose in his mouth. And I've often wondered whether it wasn't my duty as law-man to speak out ... but, after all, it was very long ago, and his life seemed to be of better value than his death, for he was a wonderfully clever doctor and did a powerful lot of good."
"Well, maybe I have," the blacksmith said slowly, "walking around Swan, as cheerful and satisfied with himself as a fox with a goose in its mouth. I've often thought about whether it was my responsibility as a lawman to say something ... but, after all, it was a long time ago, and his life seemed to matter more than his death, because he was an incredibly skilled doctor and did a lot of good."
"It—it was Dr. Leer, then?" asked Hazel in a low voice; and the blacksmith winked.
"It—it was Dr. Leer, right?" Hazel asked quietly, and the blacksmith winked.
"Well, I think we should be getting back to the house," said Master Nathaniel, "there's still some business before us." And, lowering his voice, he added, "Not very pleasant business, I fear."
"Well, I think we should head back to the house," said Master Nathaniel, "there's still some stuff to take care of." And, lowering his voice, he added, "Not very pleasant stuff, I’m afraid."
"I suppose your Honour means belling the cat?" said the blacksmith, adding with a rueful laugh, "I can't imagine a nastier job. She's a cat with claws."
"I guess you mean putting a bell on the cat?" said the blacksmith, adding with a wry laugh, "I can't think of a worse job. She's a cat with claws."
As they walked up to the house, the labourer whispered to Hazel, "Please, missy, does it mean that the mistress killed her husband? They always say so in the village, but...."
As they walked up to the house, the worker whispered to Hazel, "Please, miss, does this mean that the lady killed her husband? They always say that in the village, but...."
"Don't, Ben; don't! I can't bear talking about it," cried Hazel with a shudder. And when they reached the house, she ran up to her own bedroom and locked herself in.
"Please, Ben; just don't! I can't stand talking about it," Hazel cried with a shudder. And when they got to the house, she dashed up to her bedroom and locked the door.
Ben was despatched to get a stout coil of rope, and Master Nathaniel and the blacksmith, whom the recent excitement had made hungry, began to forage around for something to eat.
Ben was sent to get a sturdy coil of rope, and Master Nathaniel and the blacksmith, who were feeling hungry after all the recent excitement, started looking for something to eat.
Suddenly a voice at the door said, "And what, may I ask, are you looking for in my larder, gentlemen?"
Suddenly, a voice at the door said, "And what, if I may ask, are you looking for in my pantry, gentlemen?"
It was the widow. First she scrutinized Master Nathaniel—a little pale and hollow-eyed, perhaps, but alive and kicking, for all that. Then her eyes travelled to Peter Pease. At that moment, Ben entered with the rope, and Master Nathaniel nudged the law-man, who, clearing his throat, cried in the expressionless falsetto of the Law, "Clementina Gibberty! In the name of the country of Dorimare, and to the end that the dead, the living, and those not yet born, may rest quietly in their graves, their bed, and the womb, I arrest you for the murder of your late husband, Jeremiah Gibberty."
It was the widow. First, she examined Master Nathaniel—maybe a bit pale and looking drained, but still very much alive. Then her gaze moved to Peter Pease. At that moment, Ben walked in with the rope, and Master Nathaniel nudged the lawman, who, clearing his throat, announced in the cold, high-pitched tone of the Law, "Clementina Gibberty! In the name of the country of Dorimare, and so that the dead, the living, and those not yet born can rest peacefully in their graves, their beds, and the womb, I arrest you for the murder of your late husband, Jeremiah Gibberty."
She turned deadly pale, and, for a few seconds, stood glaring at him in deadly silence. Then she gave a scornful laugh. "What new joke of yours is this, Peter Pease? I was accused of this before, as you know well, and acquitted with the judge's compliments, and as good as an apology. Law business must be very slack in Swan that you've nothing better to do than to come and frighten a poor woman in her own house with old spiteful tales that were silenced once and for all nearly forty years ago. My late husband died quietly in his bed, and I only hope you may have as peaceful an end. And you must know very little of the law, Peter Pease, if you don't know that a person can't be tried twice for the same crime."
She turned pale, and for a few seconds, stood glaring at him in silence. Then she let out a scornful laugh. "What new joke is this, Peter Pease? You know I was accused of this before and was acquitted with the judge's compliments, basically an apology. Business must be really slow in Swan if you have nothing better to do than come and scare a poor woman in her own home with old hurtful stories that were put to rest nearly forty years ago. My late husband passed away peacefully in his bed, and I only hope you have as calm an end. You must not understand much about the law, Peter Pease, if you don’t know that someone can't be tried twice for the same crime."
Then Master Nathaniel stepped forward. "You were tried before," he said quietly, "for poisoning your husband with the sap of osiers. This time it will be for poisoning him with the berries of merciful death. Tonight the dead have found their tongues."
Then Master Nathaniel stepped forward. "You were tried before," he said quietly, "for poisoning your husband with the sap of willows. This time it will be for poisoning him with the berries of merciful death. Tonight the dead have found their voices."
She gave a wild shriek, which reached upstairs to Hazel's room and caused her to spring into bed and pull the blankets over her ears, as if it had been a thunderstorm.
She let out a loud scream that traveled upstairs to Hazel's room, making her jump into bed and cover her ears with the blankets, as if a thunderstorm were rolling in.
Master Nathaniel signed to Ben, who, grinning from ear to ear, as is the way of rustics when witnessing a painful and embarrassing scene, came up to his mistress with the coil of rope. But to bind her, he needed the aid of both the blacksmith and Master Nathaniel, for, like a veritable wild cat, she struggled and scratched and bit.
Master Nathaniel signaled to Ben, who, grinning from ear to ear like country folks do when they see a painful and embarrassing moment, approached his mistress with the coil of rope. But to tie her up, he needed the help of both the blacksmith and Master Nathaniel, because, like a real wildcat, she fought back, scratching and biting.
When her arms were tightly bound, Master Nathaniel said, "And now I will read you the words of the dead."
When her arms were tightly tied, Master Nathaniel said, "And now I will read you the words of the dead."
She was, for the time, worn out by her struggles, and her only answer was an insolent stare, and he produced the farmer's document and read it through to her.
She was, for the moment, exhausted from her struggles, and her only response was a defiant glare, while he pulled out the farmer's document and read it to her.
"And now," he said, eyeing her curiously, "shall I tell you who gave me the clue without which I should never have found that letter? It was a certain old man, whom I think you know, by name Portunus."
"And now," he said, looking at her with curiosity, "should I tell you who gave me the hint that helped me find that letter? It was an elderly man, who I believe you know, named Portunus."
Her face turned as pale as death, and in a low voice of horror she cried, "Long ago I guessed who he was, and feared that he might prove my undoing." Then her voice grew shrill with terror and her eyes became fixed, as if seeing some hideous vision, "The Silent People!" she screamed. "The dumb who speak! The bound who strike! I cherished and fed old Portunus like a tame bird. But what do the dead know of kindness?"
Her face went as pale as death, and in a low, scared voice, she said, "A long time ago, I figured out who he was and worried that he might be my downfall." Then her voice became high-pitched with fear, and her eyes seemed to stare off into a terrible vision, "The Silent People!" she screamed. "The silent ones who communicate! The bound ones who attack! I cared for and nurtured old Portunus like a pet bird. But what do the dead understand about kindness?"
"If old Portunus is he whom you take him to be, I fail to see that he has much cause for gratitude," said Master Nathaniel drily. "Well, he has taken his revenge, on you—and your accomplice."
"If the old Portunus is who you think he is, I don't see why he should be grateful," Master Nathaniel said dryly. "Well, he has gotten his revenge—on you and your partner in crime."
"My accomplice?"
"My partner in crime?"
"Aye, on Endymion Leer."
"Yes, on Endymion Leer."
"Oh, Leer!" And she laughed scornfully. "It was a greater than Endymion Leer who ordered the death of farmer Gibberty."
"Oh, Leer!" she laughed mockingly. "It was someone far greater than Endymion Leer who ordered the death of farmer Gibberty."
"Indeed?"
"Really?"
"Yes. One who cares not for good and evil, and sows his commands like grain."
"Yes. One who doesn't care about good and evil, and spreads his orders like seeds."
"Whom do you mean?"
"Who do you mean?"
Again she laughed scornfully. "Not one whom I would name to you. But set your mind at rest, he cannot be summoned in a court of law."
Again she laughed scornfully. "Not one I would mention to you. But don’t worry, he can’t be called to court."
She gave him a searching look, and said abruptly, "Who are you?"
She gave him a penetrating glance and said abruptly, "Who are you?"
"My name is Nathaniel Chanticleer."
"I'm Nathaniel Chanticleer."
"I thought as much!" she cried triumphantly. "I wasn't sure, but I thought I'd take no risks. However, you seem to bear a charmed life."
"I knew it!" she yelled happily. "I wasn't completely certain, but I decided it was better to be safe than sorry. Still, you seem to have all the luck."
"I suppose you are alluding to your kind thought for my comfort—putting that nice little death-box in my room to keep me warm, eh?"
"I guess you're referring to your nice gesture for my comfort—putting that cozy little space heater in my room to keep me warm, right?"
"Yes, that's it," she answered brazenly.
"Yeah, that's it," she replied confidently.
Then a look of indescribable malice came into her face, and, with an evil smile, she said, "You see, you gave yourself away—without knowing it—at dinner."
Then a look of pure malice crossed her face, and with a wicked smile, she said, "You see, you exposed yourself—without realizing it—at dinner."
"Indeed? And how, may I ask?"
"Seriously? And how, if I may ask?"
At first she did not answer, but eyed him gloatingly as a cat might eye a mouse. And then she said slowly, "It was that pack of lies you told me about the doings of the lads at Moongrass. Your son isn't at Moongrass—nor ever has been, nor ever will be."
At first, she didn't respond, but looked at him smugly like a cat watching a mouse. Then she said slowly, "It was those lies you told me about what the boys are doing at Moongrass. Your son isn't at Moongrass—never has been, and never will be."
"What do you mean?" he cried hoarsely.
"What do you mean?" he shouted hoarsely.
"Mean?" she said with a shrill, triumphant laugh. "I mean this—on the night of the thirty-first of October, when the Silent People are abroad, he heard Duke Aubrey's summons, and followed it across the hills."
"Mean?" she said with a sharp, triumphant laugh. "I mean this—on the night of October thirty-first, when the Silent People are out, he heard Duke Aubrey's call and followed it across the hills."
"Woman ... what ... what ... speak ... or ..." and the veins in Master Nathaniel's temples were swelling, and a fire seemed to have been lighted in his brain.
"Woman ... what ... what ... speak ... or ..." and the veins in Master Nathaniel's temples were swelling, and a fire seemed to have been lit in his brain.
Her laughter redoubled. "You'll never see your son again!" she jeered. "Young Ranulph Chanticleer has gone to the land whence none returns."
Her laughter increased. "You'll never see your son again!" she taunted. "Young Ranulph Chanticleer has gone to the place from which no one returns."
Not for a moment did he doubt the truth of her words. Before his inward eye there flashed the picture he had seen in the pattern on the ceiling, just before losing consciousness—Ranulph weeping among the fields of gillyflowers.
Not for a second did he doubt the truth of her words. In his mind's eye, the image flashed of what he had seen in the pattern on the ceiling right before he passed out—Ranulph crying in the fields of gillyflowers.
A horror of impotent tenderness swept over him. While, with the surface of his mind, he supposed that this was IT springing out at him at last. And parallel with the agony, and in no way mitigating it, was a sense of relief—the relaxing of tension, when one can say, "Well, it has come at last."
A wave of helpless tenderness washed over him. While he tried to convince himself that this was finally it coming for him. Alongside the pain, and not in any way lessening it, was a feeling of relief—the easing of tension when you can finally say, "Well, it's here at last."
He turned a dull eye on the widow, and said, a little thickly, "The land from which no one returns ... but I can go there, too."
He glanced disinterestedly at the widow and said, a bit slurred, "The land from which no one returns ... but I can go there, too."
"Follow him across the hills?" she cried scornfully. "No; you are not made of that sort of stuff."
"Follow him over the hills?" she exclaimed mockingly. "No; you're not cut out for that."
He beckoned to Peter Pease, and they went out together to the front of the house. The cocks were crowing, and there was a feeling of dawn in the air.
He waved to Peter Pease, and they stepped outside to the front of the house together. The roosters were crowing, and there was a sense of dawn in the air.
"I want my horse," he said dully. "And can you find Miss Hazel for me?"
"I want my horse," he said flatly. "And can you help me find Miss Hazel?"
But as he spoke she joined them—pale and wild-eyed.
But as he spoke, she joined them—pale and wide-eyed.
"From my room I heard you coming out," she said. "Is it—is it over?"
"From my room, I heard you coming out," she said. "Is it—did it end?"
Master Nathaniel nodded. And then, in a quiet voice emptied of all emotion, he told her what he had just learned from the widow. She went still paler than before, and her eyes filled with tears.
Master Nathaniel nodded. Then, in a calm voice stripped of all emotion, he shared with her what he had just learned from the widow. She went even paler than before, and her eyes brimmed with tears.
Then, turning to Peter Pease, he said, "You will immediately get out a warrant for the apprehension of Endymion Leer and send it into Lud to the new Mayor, Master Polydore Vigil. And you, Miss Hazel, you'd better leave this place at once—you will have to be plaintiff in the trial. Go to your aunt, Mistress Ivy Peppercorn, who keeps the village shop at Mothgreen. And remember, you must say nothing whatever about the part I've played in this business—that is essential. I am not popular at present in Lud. And, now, would you kindly order my horse saddled and brought round."
Then, turning to Peter Pease, he said, "You need to immediately issue a warrant for the arrest of Endymion Leer and send it to the new Mayor of Lud, Master Polydore Vigil. And you, Miss Hazel, you should leave this place right away—you’ll have to be the plaintiff in the trial. Go to your aunt, Mistress Ivy Peppercorn, who runs the village shop in Mothgreen. And remember, you can’t say anything at all about my involvement in this matter—that's vital. I’m not well-liked in Lud right now. Now, could you please have my horse saddled and brought around?"
There was something so colourless, so dead, in his voice, that both Hazel and the smith stood, for a few seconds, in awed and sympathetic silence, and then Hazel went off slowly to order his horse.
There was something so dull, so lifeless, in his voice, that both Hazel and the smith stood, for a few seconds, in stunned and understanding silence, and then Hazel walked off slowly to arrange for his horse.
"You ... you didn't mean what you said to the widow, sir, about ... about going ... yonder?" asked Peter Pease in an awed voice.
"You ... you didn't really mean what you said to the widow, sir, about ... about going ... over there?" asked Peter Pease in a amazed voice.
Suddenly the fire was rekindled in Master Nathaniel's eyes, and he cried fiercely, "Aye, yonder, and beyond yonder, if need be ... till I find my son."
Suddenly, a fierce determination ignited in Master Nathaniel's eyes, and he shouted, "Yes, over there, and even further if I have to ... until I find my son."
It did not take long for his horse to be saddled and led to the door.
It didn't take long for his horse to be saddled and brought to the door.
"Good-bye, my child," he said to Hazel, taking her hand, and then he added, with a smile, "You dragged me back last night from the Milky Way ... and now I am going by the earthly one."
"Goodbye, my child," he said to Hazel, taking her hand, and then he added, with a smile, "You pulled me back last night from the Milky Way... and now I’m heading down the earthly path."
She and Peter stood watching him, riding along the valley towards the Debatable Hills, till he and his horse were just a speck in the distance.
She and Peter stood watching him ride along the valley towards the Debatable Hills, until he and his horse were just a tiny dot in the distance.
"Well, well," said Peter Pease, "I warrant it'll be the first time in the history of Dorimare that a man has loved his son well enough to follow him yonder."
"Well, well," said Peter Pease, "I bet it'll be the first time in the history of Dorimare that a man has loved his son enough to follow him over there."
CHAPTER XXV
THE LAW CROUCHES AND SPRINGS
Literally, Master Polydore Vigil received the severest shock of his life, when a few days after the events recorded in the last chapter there reached him the warrant against Endymion Leer, duly signed and sealed by the law-man of the district of Swan-on-the-Dapple.
Literally, Master Polydore Vigil received the biggest shock of his life when, a few days after the events detailed in the last chapter, he got the warrant against Endymion Leer, properly signed and sealed by the district law enforcement officer of Swan-on-the-Dapple.
Dame Marigold had been right in saying that her brother was now completely under the dominion of the doctor. Master Polydore was a weak, idle man, who, nevertheless, dearly loved the insignia of authority. Hence, his present position was for him an ideal one—he had all the glory due to the first citizen, who has, moreover, effected a coup d'etat, and none of the real responsibility that such a situation entails.
Dame Marigold was spot on when she said that her brother was now totally under the control of the doctor. Master Polydore was a lazy, weak man who still loved the trappings of power. So, his current situation was perfect for him—he enjoyed all the prestige of being the top citizen, who had also pulled off a coup, without any of the actual responsibility that comes with it.
And now, this terrible document had arrived—it was like an attempt to cut off his right hand. His first instinct on receiving it was to rush off and take counsel with Endymion Leer himself—surely the omniscient resourceful doctor would be able to reduce to wind and thistledown even a thing as solid as a warrant. But respect for the Law, and the belief that though everything else may turn out vanity and delusion, the Law has the terrifying solidity of Reality itself, were deep-rooted in Master Polydore. If there was a warrant out against Endymion Leer—well, then, he must bend his neck to the yoke like any other citizen and stand his trial.
And now, this awful document had arrived—it felt like an attempt to cut off his right hand. His first instinct upon receiving it was to rush off and consult Endymion Leer himself—surely the all-knowing and resourceful doctor could turn something solid like a warrant into nothing more than dust. But respect for the Law, and the belief that while everything else might be vanity and illusion, the Law has the frightening reality of true existence, were deeply ingrained in Master Polydore. If there was a warrant out against Endymion Leer—well, then, he had to submit to the system like any other citizen and face his trial.
Again he read through the warrant, in the hopes that on a second it would lose its reality—prove to be a forgery, or a hoax. Alas! Its genuineness was but too unmistakable—the Law had spoken.
Again he read through the warrant, hoping that the second time it would seem less real—maybe it would turn out to be a fake or a prank. Unfortunately, its authenticity was all too clear—the Law had spoken.
Master Polydore let his hands fall to his sides in an attitude of limp dismay; then he sighed heavily; then he rose slowly to his feet—there was nothing for it but to summon Mumchance, and let the warrant instantly be put into effect. As it was possible, nay, almost certain, that the Doctor would be able to clear himself triumphantly in Court, the quicker the business was put through, the sooner Master Polydore would recover his right hand.
Master Polydore dropped his hands to his sides in a gesture of helpless dismay; then he sighed heavily. Slowly, he got to his feet—there was no choice but to call for Mumchance and put the warrant into action right away. Since it was likely, even almost certain, that the Doctor could clear himself successfully in court, the sooner the process was completed, the sooner Master Polydore would get his right hand back.
When Mumchance arrived, Master Polydore said, in a voice as casual as he could make it, "Oh! yes, Mumchance, yes ... I asked you to come, because," and he gave a little laugh, "a warrant has actually arrived—of course, there must be some gross misunderstanding behind it, and there will be no difficulty in getting it cleared up in Court—but, as a matter of fact, a warrant has arrived from the law-man of Swan-on-the-Dapple, against ... well, against none other than Dr. Endymion Leer!" and again he laughed.
When Mumchance showed up, Master Polydore said, trying to sound as casual as possible, "Oh! Yes, Mumchance, yes ... I called you here because," and he chuckled a little, "a warrant has actually come in—of course, there must be some huge misunderstanding behind this, and it should be easy to clear it up in Court—but, the truth is, a warrant has arrived from the law enforcement of Swan-on-the-Dapple, against ... well, against none other than Dr. Endymion Leer!" and he laughed again.
"Yes, your Worship," said Mumchance; and, not only did his face express no surprise, but into the bargain it looked distinctly grim.
"Yes, your Honor," said Mumchance; and not only did his face show no surprise, but it also looked noticeably grim.
"Absurd, isn't it?" said Master Polydore, "and most inconvenient."
"Absurd, right?" said Master Polydore, "and really inconvenient."
Mumchance cleared his throat: "A murderer's a murderer, your Worship," he said. "Me and my wife, we were spending last evening at Mothgreen—my wife's cousin keeps the tavern there, and he was celebrating his silver wedding—if your Worship will excuse me mentioning such things—and among the friends he'd asked in was the plaintiff and her aunt ... and, well ... there be some things that be just too big for any defendant to dodge. But I'll say no more, your Worship."
Mumchance cleared his throat: "A murderer is a murderer, Your Honor," he said. "My wife and I were at Mothgreen last night—my wife's cousin runs the tavern there, and he was celebrating his 25th wedding anniversary—if you don't mind me mentioning it—and among the guests he invited were the plaintiff and her aunt ... and, well ... there are some things that are just too big for any defendant to avoid. But I won't say more, Your Honor."
"I should hope not, Mumchance; you have already strangely forgotten yourself," and Master Polydore glared fiercely at the unrepentant Mumchance. All the same, he could not help feeling a little disquieted by the attitude adopted by that worthy.
"I hope not, Mumchance; you've already oddly lost your composure," and Master Polydore glared fiercely at the unapologetic Mumchance. Still, he couldn't shake off a bit of unease about the stance taken by that worthy.
Two hours later after a busy morning devoted to professional visits—and, perhaps, some unprofessional ones too—Endymion Leer sat down to his midday dinner. There was not a happier man in Lud than he—he was the most influential man in the town, deep in the counsels of the magistrates; and as for the dreaded Chanticleers—well, he had successively robbed them of their sting. Life being one and indivisible, when one has a sense that it is good its humblest manifestations are transfigured, and that morning the Doctor would have found a meal of baked haws sweet to his palate—how much more so the succulent meal that was actually awaiting him. But it was not fated that Endymion Leer should eat that dinner. There came a loud double knock at the door, and then the voice of Captain Mumchance, demanding instantly to be shown in to the Doctor. It was in vain that the housekeeper protested, saying that the Doctor had given strict orders that he was never to be disturbed at his meals, for the Captain roughly brushed her aside with an aphorism worthy of that eminent jurist, the late Master Josiah Chanticleer. "The Law, my good lady, is no respector of a gentleman's stomach, so I'll trouble you to stand out of the way," and he stumped resolutely into the parlour.
Two hours later, after a busy morning filled with professional visits—and maybe a few unprofessional ones too—Endymion Leer sat down for his lunch. There wasn’t a happier man in Lud than him; he was the most influential person in town, deeply involved in the magistrates' decisions. And as for the feared Chanticleers—well, he had successfully taken away their power. Life being whole and inseparable, when you feel it's good, even its simplest forms become extraordinary, and that morning the Doctor would have found a meal of baked haws delightful—so just imagine how much more satisfying the delicious meal waiting for him would be. But it wasn’t meant for Endymion Leer to enjoy that dinner. There was a loud double knock at the door, followed by the voice of Captain Mumchance, demanding to be let in to see the Doctor immediately. The housekeeper protested in vain, saying the Doctor had given strict orders not to be disturbed at meals, but the Captain dismissively brushed her aside with a saying worthy of the notable jurist, the late Master Josiah Chanticleer. “The Law, my good lady, doesn’t care about a gentleman's stomach, so please step aside,” and he stomped confidently into the parlor.
"Morning, Mumchance!" cried the Doctor cheerily, "come to share this excellent-looking pigeon-pie?"
"Good morning, Mumchance!" the Doctor said happily, "are you here to enjoy this delicious-looking pigeon pie?"
For a second or two the Captain surveyed him rather ghoulishly. It must be remembered that not only had the Captain identified himself with the Law to such a degree that he looked upon any breach of it as a personal insult, but that also he had been deeply wounded in his professional pride in that he had not immediately recognised a murderer by his smell.
For a moment, the Captain looked at him in a somewhat creepy way. It's important to note that the Captain identified so closely with the Law that he viewed any violation of it as a personal offense. Additionally, he felt a deep blow to his professional pride because he hadn't immediately recognized a murderer by his scent.
Captain Mumchance was not exactly an imaginative man, but as he stood there contemplating the Doctor he could almost have believed that his features and expression had suffered a subtle and most unbecoming change since he had last seen them. It was as if he was sitting in a ghastly green light—the most disfiguring and sinister of all the effects of light with which the Law cunningly plays with appearances—the light that emanates from the word murder.
Captain Mumchance wasn’t exactly a creative guy, but as he stood there contemplating the Doctor, he could almost believe that his face and expression had undergone a subtle and rather unpleasant change since he had last seen them. It felt like he was sitting in a terrible green light—the most distorting and ominous of all the light effects with which the Law cleverly manipulates appearances—the light that comes from the word murder.
"No, thank you," he said gruffly, "I don't sit down to table with the likes of you."
"No, thanks," he said gruffly, "I don't sit down at the table with people like you."
The Doctor gave him a very sharp look, and then he raised his eyebrows and said drily, "It seems to me that recently you have more than once honoured my humble board."
The Doctor gave him a sharp look, then raised his eyebrows and said dryly, "It seems to me that lately you’ve honored my humble table more than once."
The Captain snorted, and then in a stentorian and unnatural voice, he shouted, "Endymion Leer! I arrest you in the name of the country of Dorimare, and to the end that the dead, the living, and those not yet born, may rest quietly in their graves, their bed, and the womb."
The Captain scoffed, and then in a loud and unnatural voice, he shouted, "Endymion Leer! I arrest you in the name of the country of Dorimare, so that the dead, the living, and those yet to be born may rest peacefully in their graves, their beds, and the womb."
"Gammon and spinnage!" cried the Doctor, testily, "what's your little game, Mumchance?"
"Gammon and spinnage!" the Doctor exclaimed, irritated, "what's your little game, Mumchance?"
"Is murder, game?" said the Captain; and at that word the Doctor blanched, and then Mumchance added, "You're accused of the murder of the late Farmer Gibberty."
"Is murder a game?" said the Captain; and at that word, the Doctor turned pale, and then Mumchance added, "You're accused of the murder of the late Farmer Gibberty."
The words acted like a spell. It was as if Endymion Leer's previous sly, ironical, bird-like personality slipped from him like a mask, revealing another soul, at once more formidable and more tragic. For a few seconds he stood white and silent, and then he cried out in a terrible voice: "Treachery! Treachery! The Silent People have betrayed me! It is ill serving a perfidious master!"
The words felt like a spell. It was as if Endymion Leer's earlier sly, ironic, bird-like persona fell away like a mask, showing another soul, one that was both stronger and more tragic. For a few seconds, he stood pale and silent, and then he shouted in a terrible voice: "Betrayal! Betrayal! The Silent People have turned on me! It's a bad idea to serve a treacherous master!"
The news of the arrest of Endymion Leer on a charge of murder flew like wildfire through Lud.
The news of Endymion Leer's arrest for murder spread like wildfire through Lud.
At all the street corners, little groups of tradesmen, 'prentices, sailors, were to be seen engaged in excited conversation, and from one to the other group flitted the deaf-mute harlot, Bawdy Bess, inciting them in her strange uncontrolled speech, while dogging her footsteps with her dance-like tread went old Mother Tibbs, alternately laughing in crazy glee and weeping and wringing her hands and crying out that she had not yet brought back the Doctor's last washing, and it was a sad thing that he should go for his last ride in foul linen. "For he'll mount Duke Aubrey's wooden horse—the Gentlemen have told me so," she added with mysterious nods.
At every street corner, small groups of tradespeople, apprentices, and sailors could be seen engaged in animated conversations. Among them moved the deaf-mute prostitute, Bawdy Bess, stirring them up with her wild, uncontrollable speech. Following her with a dance-like step was old Mother Tibbs, who alternated between laughing hysterically and weeping, wringing her hands and lamenting that she hadn’t returned the Doctor’s last laundry yet. She exclaimed that it was a shame for him to take his final ride in dirty clothes. "For he’ll ride Duke Aubrey’s wooden horse—the gentlemen have told me so,” she added with cryptic nods.
In the meantime, Luke Hempen had reported to Mumchance what he had learned from the little herdsmen about the "fish" caught by the widow and the Doctor. The Yeomanry stationed on the border were instantly notified and ordered to drag the Dapple near the spot where it bubbled out after its subterranean passage through the Debatable Hills. They did so, and discovered wicker frails of fairy fruit, so cunningly weighted that they were able to float under the surface of the water.
In the meantime, Luke Hempen had told Mumchance what he had learned from the little herdsmen about the "fish" caught by the widow and the Doctor. The Yeomanry stationed on the border were quickly informed and instructed to drag the Dapple near the place where it bubbled up after its underground journey through the Debatable Hills. They did this and found wicker baskets of fairy fruit, cleverly weighted so they could float just below the water's surface.
This discovery considerably altered Master Polydore's attitude to Endymion Leer.
This discovery significantly changed Master Polydore's attitude toward Endymion Leer.
CHAPTER XXVI
"NEITHER TREES NOR MEN"
In view of the disturbance caused among the populace by the arrest of Endymion Leer, the Senate deemed it advisable that his trial, and that of the widow Gibberty, should take precedence of all other legal business; so as soon as the two important witnesses, Peter Pease and Marjory Beach, reached Lud-in-the-Mist, it was fixed for an early date.
In light of the unrest caused among the public by the arrest of Endymion Leer, the Senate decided that his trial, along with that of the widow Gibberty, should take priority over all other legal matters. As soon as the two key witnesses, Peter Pease and Marjory Beach, arrived in Lud-in-the-Mist, a date was set for the trial at the earliest opportunity.
Never, in all the annals of Dorimare, had a trial been looked forward to with such eager curiosity. It was to begin at nine o'clock in the morning, and by seven o'clock the hall of justice was already packed, while a seething crowd thronged the courtyard and overflowed into the High Street beyond.
Never, in all the history of Dorimare, had a trial been anticipated with such excitement. It was set to start at nine o'clock in the morning, and by seven o'clock the courtroom was already full, while a buzzing crowd filled the courtyard and spilled over into High Street beyond.
On the front seats sat Dame Marigold, Dame Jessamine, Dame Dreamsweet and the other wives of magistrates; the main body of the hall was occupied by tradesmen and their wives, and other quiet, well-to-do members of the community, and behind them seethed the noisy, impudent, hawking, cat-calling riff-raff—'prentices, sailors, pedlars, strumpets; showing clearly on what side were their sympathies by such ribald remarks as, "My old granny's pet cockatoo is terrible fond of cherries, I think we should tell the Town Yeomanry, and have it locked up as a smuggler," or, "Where's Mumchance! Send for Mumchance and the Mayor! Two hundred years ago an old gaffer ate a gallon of crab soup and died the same night—arrest Dr. Leer and hang him for it."
On the front seats were Lady Marigold, Lady Jessamine, Lady Dreamsweet, and the other wives of the magistrates; the main part of the hall was filled with tradespeople and their wives, along with other respectable, well-off members of the community, while behind them stood the noisy, rude crowd—apprentices, sailors, peddlers, and streetwalkers—clearly showing their leanings with crude comments like, "My grandma's pet cockatoo loves cherries; I think we should tell the Town Yeomanry and have it locked up as a smuggler," or, "Where's Mumchance! Send for Mumchance and the Mayor! Two hundred years ago, an old man ate a gallon of crab soup and died that same night—arrest Dr. Leer and hang him for it."
But as the clocks struck nine and Master Polydore Vigil, in his priestly-looking purple robes of office embroidered in gold with the sun and the moon and the stars, and the other ten judges clad in scarlet and ermine filed slowly in and, bowing gravely to the assembly, took their seats on the dais, silence descended on the hall; for the fear of the Law was inbred in every Dorimarite, even the most disreputable.
But as the clocks struck nine and Master Polydore Vigil, in his priestly-looking purple robes embroidered with gold thread depicting the sun, moon, and stars, along with the other ten judges dressed in scarlet and ermine, entered slowly and, bowing seriously to the assembly, took their seats on the platform, silence fell over the hall; for the fear of the Law was ingrained in every Dorimarite, even the most disreputable.
Nevertheless, there was a low hum of excitement when Mumchance in his green uniform, carrying an axe, and two or three others of the Town Yeomanry, marched in with the two prisoners, who took their places in the dock.
Nevertheless, there was a low buzz of excitement when Mumchance, dressed in his green uniform and carrying an axe, marched in with two or three others from the Town Yeomanry, bringing in the two prisoners who then took their places in the dock.
Though Endymion Leer had for long been one of the most familiar figures in Lud, all eyes were turned on him with as eager a curiosity as if he had been some savage from the Amber Desert, the first of his kind to be seen in Dorimare; and such curious tricks can the limelight of the Law play on reality that many there thought that they could see his evil sinister life writ in clear characters on his familiar features.
Though Endymion Leer had long been one of the most recognizable figures in Lud, all eyes were focused on him with as much curiosity as if he were a savage from the Amber Desert, the first of his kind to appear in Dorimare; and such strange effects can the spotlight of the Law have on reality that many people there believed they could see his wicked and sinister life clearly written on his familiar face.
To the less impressionable of the spectators, however, he looked very much as usual, though perhaps a little pale and flabby about the gills. And he swept the hall with his usual impudent appraising glance, as if to say, "Linsey-woolsey, linsey-woolsey! But one must make the best of a poor material."
To the less impressionable viewers, he looked pretty much the same as usual, although maybe a bit pale and soft around the edges. He scanned the room with his usual cocky, judgmental gaze, as if to say, "Linsey-woolsey, linsey-woolsey! But one has to make the best of a bad situation."
"He's going to give the judges a run for their money!"
"He's really going to challenge the judges!"
"If he's got to die, he'll die game!" gleefully whispered various of his partisans.
"If he's going to die, he'll go down fighting!" various members of his group whispered gleefully.
As for the widow, her handsome passionate face was deadly pale and emptied of all expression; this gave her a sort of tragic sinister beauty, reminiscent of the faces of the funereal statues in the Fields of Grammary.
As for the widow, her beautiful, passionate face was deathly pale and devoid of any expression; this gave her a kind of tragic, dark beauty, reminiscent of the faces of the funeral statues in the Fields of Grammary.
"Not the sort of woman I'd like to meet in a lonely lane at night," was the general comment she aroused.
"Not the kind of woman I'd want to run into on a deserted street at night," was the common reaction she sparked.
Then the Clerk of Arraigns called out "Silence!" and in a solemn voice, Master Polydore said, "Endymion Leer and Clementina Gibberty, hold up your hands." They did so. Whereupon, Master Polydore read the indictment, as follows: "Endymion Leer, and Clementina Gibberty, you are accused of having poisoned the late Jeremiah Gibberty, farmer, and law-man of the district of Swan-on-the-Dapple, thirty-six years ago, with a fruit known as the berries of merciful death."
Then the Clerk of Arraigns shouted, "Quiet!" and in a serious tone, Master Polydore said, "Endymion Leer and Clementina Gibberty, please raise your hands." They did so. Then, Master Polydore read the indictment, which stated: "Endymion Leer and Clementina Gibberty, you are charged with poisoning the late Jeremiah Gibberty, farmer and lawman of the Swan-on-the-Dapple district, thirty-six years ago, using a fruit known as the berries of merciful death."
Then the plaintiff, a fresh-faced young girl (none other, of course, than our old friend, Hazel) knelt at the foot of the dais and was given the great seal to kiss; upon which the Clerk of Arraigns led her up into a sort of carved pulpit, whence in a voice, low, but so clear as to penetrate to the furthest corners of the hall she told, with admirable lucidity, the story of the murder of her grandfather.
Then the plaintiff, a bright and young girl (none other than our old friend, Hazel), knelt at the foot of the dais and was given the great seal to kiss; after that, the Clerk of Arraigns led her up to a sort of carved pulpit, where, in a quiet but crystal-clear voice that reached the farthest corners of the hall, she told the story of her grandfather's murder with impressive clarity.
Next, Mistress Ivy, flustered and timid, told the Judges, in somewhat rambling fashion, what she had already told Master Nathaniel.
Next, Mistress Ivy, flustered and nervous, explained to the Judges, in a somewhat long-winded way, what she had already told Master Nathaniel.
Then came the testimony of Peter Pease and Marjory Beach, and, finally, the document of the late farmer was handed round among the Judges.
Then came the testimony of Peter Pease and Marjory Beach, and finally, the document from the late farmer was passed around among the Judges.
"Endymion Leer!" called out Master Polydore, "the Law bids you speak, or be silent, as your conscience prompts you."
"Endymion Leer!" called out Master Polydore, "the Law requires you to speak, or remain silent, based on your conscience."
And as Endymion Leer rose to make his defence, the silence of the hall seemed to be trebled in intensity.
And as Endymion Leer stood up to defend himself, the silence in the hall felt like it had tripled in intensity.
"My Lords Judges!" he began, "I take my stand, not high enough, perhaps, to be out of reach of the gibbet, but well above the heads, I fancy, of everybody here today. And, first of all, I would have you bear in mind that my life has been spent in the service of Dorimare." (Here there was a disturbance at the back of the hall and shouts of "Down with the Senators!" "Long live the good Doctor!" But the would-be rioters were cowed by the thunder of the Law, rumbling in the "Silence!" of the Clerk of Arraigns.)
"My Lords Judges!" he began, "I might not be standing high enough to avoid the noose, but I’m definitely above everyone else here today. First of all, I want you to remember that I’ve spent my life serving Dorimare." (At this point, there was a commotion at the back of the hall with shouts of "Down with the Senators!" "Long live the good Doctor!" But the would-be rioters were silenced by the authority of the Law, echoed in the "Silence!" of the Clerk of Arraigns.)
"I have healed and preserved your bodies—I have tried to do the same for your souls. First, by writing a book—published anonymously some years ago—in which I tried to show the strange seeds that are sleeping in each of you. But the book hardly aroused the enthusiasm that it so justly deserved" (and he gave his old dry chuckle). "In fact, not to put too fine a point on it, the copies were burned by the common hangman—and could you have found the author you would gladly have burned him too. I can tell you since writing it I have gone in fear of my life, and have hardly dared to look a red-haired man in the face—still less a blue cow!" and here some of his partizans at the back of the hall laughed uproariously.
"I have healed and kept your bodies safe—I’ve tried to do the same for your souls. First, by writing a book—published anonymously a few years ago—where I attempted to show the strange seeds that are sleeping within each of you. But the book hardly sparked the excitement it truly deserved" (and he let out his old dry chuckle). "In fact, to be blunt, the copies were burned by the public executioner—and if you could have found the author, you would have happily burned him too. I can tell you that since writing it, I’ve lived in fear for my life and have hardly dared to look a red-haired man in the eye—let alone a blue cow!" and here some of his supporters at the back of the hall laughed uproariously.
He paused, and then went on in a graver voice, "Why have I taken all this trouble with you? Why have I spent my erudition and my skill on you thus? To speak truth, I hardly know myself ... perhaps because I like playing with fire; perhaps because I am relentlessly compassionate.
He paused, then continued in a more serious tone, "Why have I gone through all this trouble with you? Why have I invested my knowledge and skills in you like this? To be honest, I barely know myself ... maybe because I enjoy playing with fire; maybe because I'm endlessly compassionate.
"My friends, you are outcasts, though you do not know it, and you have forfeited your place on earth. For there are two races—trees and man; and for each there is a different dispensation. Trees are silent, motionless, serene. They live and die, but do not know the taste of either life or death; to them a secret has been entrusted but not revealed. But the other tribe—the passionate, tragic, rootless tree—man? Alas! he is a creature whose highest privileges are a curse. In his mouth is ever the bitter-sweet taste of life and death, unknown to the trees. Without respite he is dragged by the two wild horses, memory and hope; and he is tormented by a secret that he can never tell. For every man worthy of the name is an initiate; but each one into different Mysteries. And some walk among their fellows with the pitying, slightly scornful smile, of an adept among catechumens. And some are confiding and garrulous, and would so willingly communicate their own unique secret—in vain! For though they shout it in the market-place, or whisper it in music and poetry, what they say is never the same as what they know, and they are like ghosts charged with a message of tremendous import who can only trail their chains and gibber.
"My friends, you are outcasts, even if you don't realize it, and you have lost your place in the world. There are two kinds of beings—trees and humans; each has its own way of living. Trees are quiet, still, and peaceful. They live and die, but they don’t really understand the meaning of life or death; a secret has been entrusted to them but remains hidden. But the other group—the passionate, tragic, uprooted tree—humans? Unfortunately, they are beings whose greatest rights often feel like a burden. In their mouths is the bittersweet flavor of life and death, something the trees cannot comprehend. They are constantly pulled by the two wild horses, memory and hope, and are tortured by a secret they can never share. For every true man carries a deeper understanding; yet each into different Mysteries. Some walk among their peers with a condescending, pitying smile, like an expert among novices. Others are open and chatty, eager to share their unique secret—but it’s pointless! For even if they shout it in the streets or whisper it in songs and poems, what they express is never quite what they truly know, and they end up like spirits burdened with a vital message, unable to do anything but drag their chains and mumble."
"Such then are the two tribes. Citizens of Lud-in-the-Mist, to which do you belong? To neither; for you are not serene, majestic, and silent, nor are you restless, passionate, and tragic.
"These are the two tribes. Citizens of Lud-in-the-Mist, which one do you belong to? To neither; because you are not calm, grand, and quiet, nor are you anxious, intense, and sorrowful."
"I could not turn you into trees; but I had hoped to turn you into men.
"I couldn’t turn you into trees, but I had hoped to turn you into humans."
"I have fed and healed your bodies; and I would fain have done the same for your souls." (He paused to mop his brow; clearly it was more of an effort for him to speak than one would have guessed. Then he went on, and his voice had in it a strange new thrill.) "There is a land where the sun and the moon do not shine; where the birds are dreams, the stars are visions, and the immortal flowers spring from the thoughts of death. In that land grow fruit, the juices of which sometimes cause madness, and sometimes manliness; for that fruit is flavoured with life and death, and it is the proper nourishment for the souls of man. You have recently discovered that for some years I have helped to smuggle that fruit into Dorimare. The farmer Gibberty would have deprived you of it—and so I prescribed for him the berries of merciful death." (This admission of guilt caused another disturbance at the back of the hall, and there were shouts of "Don't you believe him!" "Never say die, Doctor!" and so on. The Yeomanry had to put out various rough-looking men, and Master Ambrose, sitting up on the dais, recognised among them the sailor, Sebastian Thug, whom he and Master Nathaniel had seen in the Fields of Grammary. When silence and order had been restored Endymion Leer went on.) "Yes, I prescribed for him the berries of merciful death. What could it matter to the world whether he reaped the corn-fields of Dorimare, or the fields of gillyflowers beyond the hills?
"I have taken care of your bodies and healed you; I wish I could do the same for your souls." (He paused to wipe his brow; it was clearly more challenging for him to speak than one might expect. Then he continued, and his voice carried a strange new intensity.) "There is a land where the sun and the moon do not shine; where birds are just dreams, stars are visions, and immortal flowers bloom from thoughts of death. In that land, fruit grows that sometimes drives people to madness and sometimes brings out their courage; because that fruit is infused with both life and death, and it's the right nourishment for human souls. You’ve recently discovered that for some years I’ve been helping to smuggle that fruit into Dorimare. The farmer Gibberty would have taken it away from you—and so I prescribed for him the berries of merciful death." (This confession caused another uproar at the back of the hall, with shouts of "Don’t believe him!" "Never give up, Doctor!" and more. The Yeomanry had to remove several rough-looking men, and Master Ambrose, sitting up on the dais, recognized among them the sailor, Sebastian Thug, whom he and Master Nathaniel had seen in the Fields of Grammary. Once silence and order were restored, Endymion Leer continued.) "Yes, I prescribed for him the berries of merciful death. What difference does it make to the world whether he harvested the cornfields of Dorimare or the fields of gillyflowers beyond the hills?
"And now, my Lords Judges, I will forestall your sentence. I have pleaded guilty, and you will send me for a ride on what the common people call Duke Aubrey's wooden horse; and you will think that you are sending me there because I helped to murder the farmer Gibberty. But, my Lords Judges, you are purblind, and, even in spectacles, you can only read a big coarse script. It is not you that are punishing me, but others for a spiritual sin. During these days of my imprisonment I have pondered much on my own life, and I have come to see that I have sinned. But how? I have prided myself on being a good chemist, and in my crucibles I can make the most subtle sauces yield up their secret—whether it be white arsenic, rosalgar, mercury sublimate, or cantharides. But where is the crucible or the chemist that can analyse a spiritual sin?
"And now, my Lords Judges, I will get ahead of your sentence. I have pleaded guilty, and you will send me off on what the common people call Duke Aubrey's wooden horse; and you will think you’re punishing me for helping to murder the farmer Gibberty. But, my Lords Judges, you are blind, and even with glasses, you can only read in big, rough letters. It’s not you that are punishing me, but others for a spiritual sin. During these days of my imprisonment, I have thought a lot about my own life, and I have realized that I have sinned. But how? I've always been proud of being a good chemist, and in my crucibles, I can make the most delicate sauces reveal their secrets—whether it’s white arsenic, rosalgar, mercury sublimate, or cantharides. But where is the crucible or the chemist that can analyze a spiritual sin?
"But I have not lived in vain. You will send me to ride on Duke Aubrey's wooden horse, and, in time, the double-faced Doctor will be forgotten; and so will you, my Lords Judges. But Lud-in-the-Mist will stand, and the country of Dorimare, and the dreaded country beyond the hills. And the trees will continue to suck life from the earth and the clouds, and the winds will howl o' nights, and men will dream dreams. And who knows? Some day, perhaps, my fickle bitter-sweet master, the lord of life and death, of laughter and tears, will come dancing at the head of his silent battalions to make wild music in Dorimare.
"But I haven't lived in vain. You will send me to ride on Duke Aubrey's wooden horse, and eventually, the two-faced Doctor will be forgotten; so will you, my Lords Judges. But Lud-in-the-Mist will endure, along with the country of Dorimare and the dreaded lands beyond the hills. The trees will keep drawing life from the earth and the clouds, the winds will howl at night, and people will have dreams. And who knows? One day, maybe, my fickle sweet-and-sour master, the lord of life and death, of laughter and tears, will come dancing at the front of his silent battalions to create wild music in Dorimare."
"This then, my Lords Judges, is my defence," and he gave a little bow towards the dais.
"This is my defense then, my Lords Judges," and he gave a slight nod towards the raised platform.
While he had been speaking, the Judges had shown increasing symptoms of irritation and impatience. This was not the language of the Law.
While he had been speaking, the Judges had shown more and more signs of irritation and impatience. This wasn't the language of the Law.
As for the public—it was divided. One part had sat taut with attention—lips slightly parted, eyes dreamy, as if they were listening to music. But the majority—even though many of them were partisans of the Doctor—felt that they were being cheated. They had expected that their hero, whether guilty or not, would in his defence quite bamboozle the Judges by his juggling with the evidence and brilliant casuistry. Instead of which his speech had been obscure, and, they dimly felt, indecent; so the girls tittered, and the young men screwed their mouths into those grimaces which are the comment of the vulgar on anything they consider both ridiculous and obscene.
As for the audience—it was split. Some were sitting on the edge of their seats—lips slightly parted, eyes dreamy, as if they were listening to music. But most of them—even though many were supporters of the Doctor—felt like they were being cheated. They had expected their hero, guilty or not, to completely dazzle the Judges with his manipulation of the evidence and clever arguments. Instead, his speech was confusing and, they subtly sensed, inappropriate; so the girls giggled, and the young men twisted their mouths into those expressions that show what the average person thinks of anything they find both ridiculous and vulgar.
"Terribly bad taste, I call it," whispered Dame Dreamsweet to Dame Marigold (the sisters-in-law had agreed to bury the hatchet) "you always said that little man was a low vulgar fellow." But Dame Marigold's only answer was a little shrug, and a tiny sigh.
"Really terrible taste, I'd say," whispered Dame Dreamsweet to Dame Marigold (the sisters-in-law had decided to put their differences aside). "You always said that guy was a low-class jerk." But Dame Marigold just shrugged and let out a small sigh.
Then came the turn of the widow Gibberty to mount the pulpit and make her defence.
Then it was the widow Gibberty's turn to step up to the pulpit and present her defense.
Before she began to speak, she fixed in turn the judges, plaintiff, and public, with an insolent scornful stare. Then, in her deep, almost masculine voice, she began: "You've asked me a question to which you know the answer well enough, else I shouldn't be standing here now. Yes, I murdered Gibberty—and a good riddance too. I was for killing him with the sap of osiers, but the fellow you call Endymion Leer, who was always a squeamish, tenderhearted, sort of chap (if there was nothing to lose by it, that's to say) got me the death-berries and made me give them to him in a jelly, instead of the osiers." (It was a pity Master Nathaniel was not there to glory in his own acumen!) "And it was not only because they caused a painless death that he preferred the berries. He had never before seen them at their work, and he was always a death-fancier—tasting, and smelling, and fingering death, like a farmer does samples of grain at market. Though, to give him his due, if it hadn't been for him, that girl over there who has just been standing up to denounce him and me" (and she nodded in the direction of the pale, trembling, Hazel) "and her father before her would long ago have gone the way of the farmer. And this I say in the hope that the wench's conscience may keep her awake sometimes in the nights to come, remembering how she dealt with the man who had saved her life. It will be but a small prick, doubtless; but it is the last that I can give her.
Before she started to speak, she looked at the judges, the plaintiff, and the audience with an arrogant and scornful glare. Then, in her deep, almost masculine voice, she began: "You've asked me a question to which you already know the answer, or I wouldn't be standing here now. Yes, I killed Gibberty—and good riddance to him. I had planned to do it with a switch, but the guy you call Endymion Leer, who was always a sensitive and softhearted sort (when he had nothing to lose, that is), got me the death berries and insisted I give them to him in a jelly instead of using the switch." (It was a shame Master Nathaniel wasn’t there to take pride in his own cleverness!) "And he preferred the berries not just because they caused a painless death. He had never seen them in action before, and he was always fascinated by death—tasting, smelling, and touching death, like a farmer does with samples of grain at the market. Though, to be fair, if it weren't for him, that girl over there who just stood up to denounce him and me" (and she nodded towards the pale, trembling Hazel) "and her father before her would have long since met the fate of the farmer. And I say this hoping that the girl's conscience will sometimes keep her awake at night in the future, remembering how she treated the man who saved her life. It will probably be just a small prick of guilt, but it's the last one I can give her."
"And now, good people, here's a word of advice to you, before I go my last ride, a pillion to my old friend Endymion Leer. Never you make a pet of a dead man. For the dead are dirty curs and bite the hand that has fed them;" and with an evil smile she climbed down from the pulpit, while more than one person in the audience felt faint with horror and would willingly have left the hall.
"And now, folks, here’s some advice for you before I take my last ride alongside my old friend Endymion Leer. Don’t ever be too attached to a dead man. Because the dead are like dirty dogs and will bite the hand that fed them." With a sinister smile, she climbed down from the pulpit, while more than one person in the audience felt faint with horror and would have gladly left the hall.
There was nothing left but for Master Polydore to pronounce the sentence; and though the accused had stolen some of his thunder, nevertheless the solemn time-honoured words did not fail to produce their wonted thrill:
There was nothing left for Master Polydore to do but pronounce the sentence; and even though the accused had taken some of his glory, the traditional, serious words still delivered their usual impact:
"Endymion Leer and Clementina Gibberty, I find you guilty of murder, and I consign your bodies to the birds, and your souls to whence they came. And may all here present take example from your fate, correcting their conduct if it needs correction, or, if it be impeccable, keeping it so. For every tree can be a gallows, and every man has a neck to hang."
"Endymion Leer and Clementina Gibberty, I find you guilty of murder, and I hand your bodies over to the birds, and your souls to where they came from. And may everyone here take a lesson from your fate, fixing their behavior if it needs fixing, or, if it’s flawless, keeping it that way. For every tree can be a gallows, and every person has a neck that can be hanged."
The widow received her sentence with complete stolidity; Endymion Leer with a scornful smile. But as it was pronounced there was a stir and confusion at the back of the hall, and a grotesque frenzied figure broke loose from the detaining grip of her neighbours, and, struggling up to the dais, flung herself at the feet of Master Polydore. It was Miss Primrose Crabapple.
The widow accepted her sentence without showing any emotion; Endymion Leer wore a mocking smile. But as it was announced, there was a commotion at the back of the hall, and a bizarre, frantic figure escaped from the hold of her neighbors and, fighting her way to the front, threw herself at the feet of Master Polydore. It was Miss Primrose Crabapple.
"Your Worship! Your Worship!" she cried, shrilly, "Hang me instead of him! My life for his! Was it not I who gave your daughters fairy fruit, with my eyes open! And I glory in the knowledge that I was made a humble instrument of the same master whom he has served so well. Dear Master Polydore, have mercy on your country, spare your country's benefactor, and if the law must have a victim let it be me—a foolish useless woman, whose only merit was that she believed in loveliness though she had never seen it."
"Your Honor! Your Honor!" she shouted, piercingly, "Hang me instead of him! My life for his! Wasn’t I the one who gave your daughters magical fruit, with full awareness! And I take pride in knowing I was a humble tool of the same master he has served so faithfully. Dear Master Polydore, have mercy on your country, spare your country’s benefactor, and if the law needs a sacrifice, let it be me—a foolish, useless woman, whose only virtue was that she believed in beauty even though she had never experienced it."
Weeping and struggling, her face twisted into a grotesque tragic mask, they dragged her from the hall, amid the laughter and ironical cheers of the public.
Weeping and struggling, her face contorted into a grotesque tragic mask, they pulled her from the hall, surrounded by the laughter and ironic cheers of the crowd.
That afternoon Mumchance came to Master Polydore to inform him that a young maid-servant from the Academy had just been to the guard-room to say that Miss Primrose Crabapple had killed herself.
That afternoon, Mumchance went to see Master Polydore to tell him that a young maid from the Academy had just been to the guard room to say that Miss Primrose Crabapple had taken her own life.
Master Polydore at once hurried off to the scene of the tragedy, and there in the pleasant old garden where so many generations of Crabapple Blossoms had romped, and giggled, and exchanged their naughty little secrets, he found Miss Primrose, hanging stone-dead from one of her own apple-trees.
Master Polydore quickly rushed to the scene of the tragedy, and there in the lovely old garden where so many generations of Crabapple Blossoms had played, laughed, and shared their cheeky little secrets, he found Miss Primrose, lifeless, hanging from one of her own apple trees.
"Well, as the old song has it, Mumchance," said Master Polydore—"'Here hangs a maid who died for love.'"
"Well, as the old song goes, Mumchance," said Master Polydore—"'Here hangs a girl who died for love.'"
Master Polydore was noted for his dry humour.
Master Polydore was known for his dry sense of humor.
A gibbet had been set up in the great court of the Guildhall, and the next day, at dawn, Endymion Leer and the widow Gibberty were hanged by the neck till they died.
A gallows had been set up in the main courtyard of the Guildhall, and the next day, at dawn, Endymion Leer and widow Gibberty were hanged by the neck until they died.
Rumour said that as the Doctor's face was contorted in its last grimace strange silvery peals of laughter were heard proceeding from the room where long ago Duke Aubrey's jester had killed himself.
Rumor had it that as the Doctor's face twisted in its final grimace, strange silvery peals of laughter echoed from the room where, long ago, Duke Aubrey's jester had taken his own life.
CHAPTER XXVII
THE FAIR IN THE ELFIN MARCHES
About two hours after he had set out from the farm, Master Nathaniel reached a snug little hollow at the foot of the hills, chosen for their camp by the consignment of the Lud Yeomanry stationed, by his own orders, at the foot of the Debatable Hills.
About two hours after he left the farm, Master Nathaniel arrived at a cozy little hollow at the base of the hills, selected for their camp by the group of the Lud Yeomanry, stationed there on his own orders, at the foot of the Debatable Hills.
"Halt!" cried the sentry. And then he dropped his musket in amazement. "Well, I'm blessed if it ain't his Worship!" he cried. Some six or seven of his mates, who were lounging about the camp, some playing cards, some lying on their backs and staring up at the sky, came hurrying up at the sound of the challenge, and, speechless with astonishment, they stared at Master Nathaniel.
"Halt!" shouted the guard. Then he dropped his rifle in shock. "Well, I'll be if it isn't his Worship!" he exclaimed. About six or seven of his buddies, who were hanging out in the camp—some playing cards and others lying on their backs, gazing up at the sky—rushed over at the sound of the challenge and, speechless with surprise, they stared at Master Nathaniel.
"I have come to look for my son," he said. "I have been told that ... er ... he came this way some two or three nights ago. If so, you must have seen him."
"I’m looking for my son," he said. "I’ve been told that ... uh ... he passed this way a couple of nights ago. If that’s the case, you must have seen him."
The Yeomen shook their heads. "No, your Worship, we've seen no little boy. In fact, all the weeks we've been here we've not seen a living soul. And if there are any folks about they must be as swift as swallows and as silent-footed as cats, and as hard to see—well, as the dead themselves. No, your Worship, little Master Chanticleer has not passed this way."
The Yeomen shook their heads. "No, your Honor, we haven't seen any little boy. In fact, throughout all the weeks we've been here, we haven't seen a single person. And if there are any people around, they must be as quick as swallows and as quiet as cats, and as hard to spot—well, as the dead themselves. No, your Honor, young Master Chanticleer hasn't come this way."
Master Nathaniel sighed wearily. "I had a feeling that you would not have seen him," he said; adding dreamily more to himself than to them: "Who knows? He may have gone by the Milky Way."
Master Nathaniel sighed wearily. "I had a feeling you wouldn't have seen him," he said, adding more to himself than to them, "Who knows? He might have taken the Milky Way."
And then it struck him that this was probably the last normal encounter he would ever have with ordinary human beings, and he smiled at them wistfully.
And then it hit him that this was probably the last normal interaction he would ever have with everyday people, and he smiled at them with a sense of longing.
"Well, well," he said, "you're having a pleasant holiday, I expect ... nothing to do and plenty to eat and drink, eh? Here's a couple of crowns for you. Send to one of the farms for a pigskin of red wine and drink my health ... and my son's. I'm off on what may prove a very long journey; I suppose this bridle-path will be as good a route as any?"
"Well, well," he said, "I assume you’re having a nice vacation ... nothing to do and lots to eat and drink, right? Here are a couple of crowns for you. Get a pigskin of red wine from one of the farms and drink to my health ... and my son's. I'm heading off on what could be a very long journey; I take it this bridle-path is as good a route as any?"
They stared at him in amazement.
They looked at him in disbelief.
"Please, your Worship, if you'll excuse me mentioning it, you must be making a mistake," said the sentry, in a shocked voice. "All the bridle-paths about here lead to nowhere but the Elfin Marches ... and beyond."
"Excuse me, Your Honor, but if I may say so, I think you’re making a mistake," the guard said, sounding shocked. "All the paths around here only lead to the Elfin Marches ... and beyond."
"It is for beyond that I am bound," answered Master Nathaniel curtly. And digging his spurs into his horse's flanks, he dashed past the horrified Yeomen, and up one of the bridle-paths, as if he would take the Debatable Hills by storm.
"It’s for something far ahead that I’m heading," Master Nathaniel replied sharply. Then, digging his spurs into his horse's sides, he surged past the shocked Yeomen and took off up one of the bridle-paths, as if he intended to conquer the Debatable Hills.
For a few seconds they stood staring at one another, with scared, astonished eyes. Then the sentry gave a low whistle.
For a few seconds, they stood staring at each other, their eyes wide with fear and shock. Then the guard let out a quiet whistle.
"He must be powerful fond of that little chap," he said.
"He must really like that little kid," he said.
"If the little chap really slipped past without our seeing him, that will be the third Chanticleer to cross the hills. First there was the little missy at the Academy, then the young chap, then the Mayor."
"If the little guy really got by us without us noticing, that will be the third Chanticleer to go over the hills. First, there was the little girl at the Academy, then the young guy, then the Mayor."
"Aye, but they didn't do it on an empty stomach—leastways, we know the Crabapple Blossoms didn't, and if the talk in Lud be true, the little chap had had a taste too of what he oughtn't," said another. "But it's another story to go when you're in your right mind. Doctor Leer can't have been in the right when he said all them Magistrates were played out, for it's the bravest thing has ever been done in Dorimare."
"Yeah, but they didn't do it on an empty stomach—at least, we know the Crabapple Blossoms didn't, and if the gossip in Lud is accurate, the little guy had also had a taste of something he shouldn't have," said another. "But it's a different story when you're in your right mind. Doctor Leer must not have been thinking clearly when he said all those Magistrates were done for, because it's the bravest thing that's ever been done in Dorimare."
Master Nathaniel, for how long he could not have said, went riding up and up the bridle-path that wound in and out among the foothills, which gradually grew higher and higher. Not a living creature did he meet with—not a goat, not so much as a bird. He began to feel curiously drowsy, as if he were riding in a dream.
Master Nathaniel, he couldn't say for how long, rode up and up the bridle-path that twisted in and out among the foothills, which gradually rose higher and higher. He didn't encounter a single living creature—not a goat, not even a bird. He started to feel oddly drowsy, as if he were riding in a dream.
Suddenly his consciousness seemed to have gone out of gear, to have missed one of the notches in time or space, for he found himself riding along a high-road, in the midst of a crowd of peasants in holiday attire. Nor did this surprise him—his passive uncritical mood was impervious to surprise.
Suddenly, it felt like his mind had shifted out of sync, like he had skipped a beat in time or space, because he found himself riding along a main road, surrounded by a crowd of peasants in festive clothing. This didn’t surprise him at all—his indifferent, uncritical mindset was unaffected by surprise.
And yet ... what were these people with whom he had mingled? An ordinary troop of holiday-making peasants? At first sight, so they seemed. There were pretty girls, with sunny hair escaping from under red and blue handkerchiefs, and rustic dandies cross-gartered with gay ribands, and old women with quiet, nobly-lined faces—a village community bound for some fair or merry-making.
And yet ... who were these people he had mixed with? Just a bunch of ordinary vacationing peasants? At first glance, that’s what they looked like. There were pretty girls with golden hair peeking out from under red and blue scarves, stylish country guys showing off colorful ribbons, and older women with calm, dignified faces—a village group heading to some fair or festival.
But why were their eyes so fixed and strange, and why did they walk in absolute silence?
But why were their eyes so focused and unusual, and why did they move in complete silence?
And then the invisible cicerone of dreams, who is one's other self, whispered in his ear, These are they whom men call dead.
And then the unseen guide of dreams, who is our other self, whispered in his ear, These are the ones people call dead.
And, like everything else said by that cicerone, these words seemed to throw a flood of light on the situation, to make it immediately normal, even prosaic.
And, like everything else said by that guide, these words seemed to shed a flood of light on the situation, making it instantly normal, even mundane.
Then the road took a sudden turn, and before them stretched a sort of heath, dotted with the white booths of a fair.
Then the road suddenly turned, and in front of them lay a kind of open land, scattered with the white stalls of a fair.
"That is the market of souls," whispered the invisible cicerone. "Of course, of course," muttered Master Nathaniel, as if all his life he had known of its existence. And, indeed, he had forgotten all about Ranulph, and thought that to visit this fair had been the one object of his journey.
"That's the market of souls," whispered the unseen guide. "Of course, of course," Master Nathaniel mumbled, as if he had known about it his whole life. In fact, he had completely forgotten about Ranulph and believed that visiting this fair was the main purpose of his journey.
They crossed the heath, and then they paid their gate-money to a silent old man. And though Master Nathaniel paid with a coin of a metal and design he had never seen before, it was with no sense of a link missing in the chain of cause and effect that he produced it from his pocket.
They crossed the heath and then paid their entrance fee to a quiet old man. Even though Master Nathaniel paid with a coin made of a metal and design he had never seen before, he felt no sense of anything missing in the chain of cause and effect as he took it out of his pocket.
Outwardly, there was nothing different in this fair from those in Dorimare. Pewterers, shoemakers, silversmiths were displaying their wares; there were cows and sheep and pigs, and refreshment booths and raree-shows. But instead of the cheerful, variegated din that is part of the fun of the every-day fair, over this one there reigned complete silence; for the beasts were as silent as the people. Dead silence, and blazing sun.
Outwardly, this fair looked just like the ones in Dorimare. Pewterers, shoemakers, and silversmiths were showcasing their goods; there were cows, sheep, and pigs, along with food stands and sideshows. But instead of the lively, colorful noise that makes an everyday fair enjoyable, this one was completely silent; the animals were as quiet as the people. A dead silence under a scorching sun.
Master Nathaniel started off to investigate the booths. In one of them they were flinging darts at a pasteboard target, on which were painted various of the heavenly bodies, with the moon in the centre. Anyone whose dart struck the moon was allowed to choose a prize from a heap of glittering miscellaneous objects—golden feathers, shells painted with curious designs, brilliantly-coloured pots, fans, silver sheep-bells.
Master Nathaniel set off to check out the booths. In one of them, people were throwing darts at a cardboard target painted with various celestial bodies, the moon positioned in the center. Anyone who hit the moon with their dart could pick a prize from a pile of shiny miscellaneous items—golden feathers, shells decorated with unique designs, brightly colored pots, fans, and silver sheep bells.
"They're like Hempie's new ornaments," thought Master Nathaniel.
"They're like Hempie's new decorations," thought Master Nathaniel.
In another booth there was a merry-go-round of silver horses and gilded chariots—both sadly tarnished. It was a primitive affair that moved not by machinery, but by the ceaseless trudging of a live pony—a patient, dingy little beast—tied to it with a rope. And the motion generated a thin, cracked music—tunes that had been popular in Lud-in-the-Mist when Master Nathaniel had been a little boy.
In another booth, there was a carousel of silver horses and gilded chariots—both sadly worn out. It was a simple setup that didn’t move by machinery, but by the constant effort of a live pony—a patient, scruffy little creature—tied to it with a rope. And this movement produced a faint, cracked melody—songs that had been popular in Lud-in-the-Mist when Master Nathaniel was a little boy.
There was "Oh, you Little Charmer with your pretty Puce Bow," there was "Old Daddy Popinjay fell down upon his Rump," there was "Why did she cock her Pretty Blue Eye at the Lad with the Silver Buckles?"
There was "Oh, you Little Charmer with your nice Puce Bow," there was "Old Daddy Popinjay fell down on his butt," there was "Why did she wink her Pretty Blue Eye at the guy with the Silver Buckles?"
But, except for one solitary little boy, the tarnished horses and chariots whirled round without riders; and the pert tunes sounded so thin and wan as to accentuate rather than destroy the silence and atmosphere of melancholy.
But, except for one lonely little boy, the worn-out horses and chariots spun around without any riders; and the upbeat tunes sounded so weak and faded that they highlighted rather than broke the silence and mood of sadness.
In a hopeless, resigned sort of way, the little boy was sobbing. It was as if he felt that he was doomed by some inexorable fate to whirl round for ever and ever with the tarnished horses and chariots, the dingy, patient pony, and the old cracked tunes.
In a hopeless and resigned manner, the little boy was crying. It was as if he believed he was doomed by some unstoppable fate to endlessly whirl around with the tarnished horses and chariots, the worn-out, patient pony, and the old, cracked tunes.
"It is not long," said the invisible cicerone, "since that little boy was stolen from the mortals. He still can weep."
"It wasn’t that long ago," said the unseen guide, "that that little boy was taken from the humans. He can still cry."
Master Nathaniel felt a sudden tightening in his throat. Poor little boy! Poor little lonely boy! What was it he reminded him of? Something painful, and very near his heart.
Master Nathaniel felt a sudden tightness in his throat. Poor little boy! Poor little lonely boy! What did he remind him of? Something painful and very close to his heart.
Round and round trudged the pony, round and round went the hidden musical-box, grinding out its thin, blurred tunes.
Round and round walked the pony, round and round turned the hidden music box, playing its soft, faint tunes.
These vulgar songs, though faded, were not really old. Nevertheless, to Master Nathaniel, they were the oldest songs in existence—sung by the Morning Stars when all the world was young. For they were freighted with his childhood, and brought the memory, or, rather, the tang, the scent, of the solemn innocent world of children, a world sans archness, sans humour, sans vulgarity, where they had sounded as pure and silvery as a shepherd's pipe. Where the little charmer with her puce bow, and the scheming hussy who had cocked her blue eye had been own sisters to the pretty fantastic ladies of the nursery rhymes, like them walking always to the accompaniment of tinkling bells and living on frangipane and sillabubs of peaches and cream; and whose gestures were stylised and actions preposterous—nonsense actions that needed no explanation. While mothers-in-law, shrewish wives, falling in love—they were just pretty words like brightly-coloured beads, strung together without meaning.
These crude songs, although worn out, weren't really that old. Still, to Master Nathaniel, they felt like the oldest songs in the world—sung by the Morning Stars when everything was new. They carried the weight of his childhood and evoked the memory, or more accurately, the essence, the smell, of the solemn innocent world of children, a world without sarcasm, without humor, without vulgarity, where they rang out as pure and bright as a shepherd's flute. Where the little charmer with her purple bow, and the cunning girl with her flirtatious look, were like sisters to the lovely, fanciful ladies of nursery rhymes, always accompanied by tinkling bells and living on sweet treats like frangipane and peach cream; their movements were stylized and their actions absurd—nonsensical actions that needed no explanation. Meanwhile, mothers-in-law, nagging wives, falling in love—they were just pretty words strung together like colorful beads, without real meaning.
As Master Nathaniel listened, he knew that other people would have heard other tunes—whatever tunes through the milkman's whistle, or the cracked fiddle of a street musician, or the voices of young sparks returning from the tavern at midnight, the Morning Stars may have happened to sing in their own particular infancy.
As Master Nathaniel listened, he understood that other people must have heard different tunes—whatever sounds came from the milkman's whistle, the broken fiddle of a street musician, or the voices of young guys coming back from the bar at midnight. The Morning Stars might have sung in their own unique way during their early days.
Round and round whirled the tarnished horses and chariots with their one pathetic little rider; round and round trudged the pony—the little dusty, prosaic pony.
Round and round spun the rusty horses and chariots with their one sad little rider; round and round walked the pony—the little dusty, ordinary pony.
Master Nathaniel rubbed his eyes and looked round; he felt as if after a dive he were slowly rising to the surface of the water. The fair seemed to be coming alive—the silence had changed into a low murmur. And now it was swelling into the mingled din of chattering voices, lowing cows, grunting pigs, blasts from tin trumpets, hoarse voices of cheap-jacks praising their wares—all the noises, in short, that one connects with an ordinary fair.
Master Nathaniel rubbed his eyes and looked around; he felt like he was slowly surfacing after a dive. The fair seemed to be coming to life—the silence had transformed into a low murmur. Now it was building into the mixed noise of chattering voices, mooing cows, grunting pigs, blasts from tin trumpets, and the raspy voices of vendors hawking their goods—all the sounds, in short, that you associate with a typical fair.
He sauntered away from the merry-go-round and mingled with the crowd. All the stall-keepers were doing a brisk trade, but, above all, the market gardeners—their stalls were simply thronged.
He walked away from the carousel and blended in with the crowd. All the vendors were busy making sales, but especially the market gardeners—their stalls were just crowded.
But, lo and behold! the fruit that they were selling was of the kind he had seen in the mysterious room of the Guildhall, and concealed inside the case of his grandfather's clock—it was fairy fruit; but the knowledge brought no sense of moral condemnation.
But, look! The fruit they were selling was the same kind he had seen in the mysterious room of the Guildhall and hidden inside his grandfather's clock—it was fairy fruit; but knowing this didn't bring any feelings of moral judgment.
Suddenly he realized that his throat was parched with thirst and that nothing would slake it but one of these translucent globes.
Suddenly he realized that his throat was dry with thirst and that nothing would satisfy it but one of these clear globes.
The wizened old woman who was selling them cried out to him coaxingly, "Three for a penny, sir! Or, for you, I'll make it four for a penny—for the sake of your hazel eyes, lovey! You'll find them as grateful as dew to the flowers—four for a penny, pretty master. Don't say no!"
The old woman selling them called out to him sweetly, "Three for a penny, sir! Or, for you, I'll make it four for a penny—for those lovely hazel eyes of yours! They'll be as refreshing as dew on flowers—four for a penny, handsome lad. Please don’t say no!"
But he had the curious feeling that one sometimes has in dreams, namely, that he himself was inventing what was happening to him, and could make it end as he chose.
But he had that strange feeling you sometimes get in dreams, like he was creating what was happening to him, and he could make it stop whenever he wanted.
"Yes," he said to himself, "I am telling myself one of Hempie's old stories, about a youngest son who has been warned against eating anything offered to him by strangers, so, of course, I shall not touch it."
"Yeah," he said to himself, "I'm reminding myself of one of Hempie's old stories about the youngest son who was warned not to eat anything given to him by strangers, so of course, I’m not going to touch it."
So with a curt "No thank'ee, nothing doing today," he contemptuously turned his back on the old woman and her fruit.
So with a brief "No thanks, not today," he scornfully turned his back on the old woman and her fruit.
But whose was that shrill voice? Probably that of some cheapjack whose patter or whose wares, to judge from the closely-packed throng hiding him from view, had some particularly attractive quality. The voice sounded vaguely familiar, and, his curiosity aroused, Master Nathaniel joined the crowd of spectators.
But whose shrill voice was that? Probably some low-quality seller whose pitch or products, judging from the tightly packed crowd hiding him from sight, had something especially appealing. The voice sounded somewhat familiar, and, feeling curious, Master Nathaniel joined the group of onlookers.
He could discern nothing but the top of a red head, but the patter was audible: "Now's your chance, gentlemen! Beauty doesn't keep, but rots like apples. Apple-shies! Four points if you hit her on the breast, six if you hit her on the mouth, and he who first gets twenty points wins the maid. Don't fight shy of the apple-shies! Apples and beauty do not keep—there's a worm in both. Step up, step up, gentlemen!"
He could see nothing but the top of a red head, but he could clearly hear the voice: "Now’s your chance, gentlemen! Beauty doesn’t last, it rots like apples. Apple-shies! Four points if you hit her in the chest, six if you hit her in the mouth, and whoever gets to twenty points first wins the girl. Don’t hesitate with the apple-shies! Both apples and beauty don’t last—there’s a worm in both. Step right up, step right up, gentlemen!"
Yes, he had heard that voice before. He began to shoulder his way through the crowd. It proved curiously yielding, and he had no difficulty in reaching the centre of attraction, a wooden platform on which gesticulated, grimaced and pirouetted ... who but his rascally groom Willy Wisp, dressed as a harlequin. But Willy Wisp was not the strangest part of the spectacle. Out of the platform grew an apple tree, and tied to it was his own daughter, Prunella, while grouped around her in various attitudes of woe were the other Crabapple Blossoms.
Yes, he had heard that voice before. He started to push his way through the crowd. It was surprisingly accommodating, and he had no trouble getting to the center of attention, a wooden platform where his mischievous groom Willy Wisp was acting like a harlequin, full of dramatic gestures and movements. But Willy Wisp wasn't the oddest part of the scene. An apple tree sprouted from the platform, and tied to it was his daughter, Prunella, with the other Crabapple Blossoms surrounding her, all in different poses of distress.
Suddenly Master Nathaniel felt convinced that this was not merely a story he was inventing himself, but, as well, it was a dream—a grotesque, illogical, synthesis of scraps of reality, to which he could add what elements he chose.
Suddenly, Master Nathaniel felt sure that this was not just a story he was making up, but also a dream—a bizarre, illogical mix of bits of reality, to which he could add whatever elements he wanted.
"What's happening?" he asked his neighbour.
"What's going on?" he asked his neighbor.
But he knew the answer—Willy Wisp was selling the girls to the highest bidder, to labour in the fields of gillyflowers.
But he knew the answer—Willy Wisp was selling the girls to the highest bidder, to work in the gillyflower fields.
"But you have no right to do this!" he cried out in a loud angry voice, "no right whatever. This is not Fairyland—it is only the Elfin Marches. They cannot be sold until they have crossed over into Fairyland—I say they cannot be sold."
"But you have no right to do this!" he shouted in a loud, angry voice, "no right at all. This isn't Fairyland—it's just the Elfin Marches. They can't be sold until they've crossed over into Fairyland—I mean they can't be sold."
All round him he heard awed whispers, "It is Chanticleer—Chanticleer the dreamer, who has never tasted fruit." Then he found himself giving a learned dissertation on the law of property, as observed in the Elfin Marches. The crowd listened to him in respectful silence. Even Willy Wisp was listening, and the Crabapple Blossoms gazed at him with inexpressible gratitude.
All around him, he heard amazed whispers, "It's Chanticleer—Chanticleer the dreamer, who has never tasted fruit." Then he realized he was giving an insightful talk on the law of property as it applies in the Elfin Marches. The crowd listened in respectful silence. Even Willy Wisp was paying attention, and the Crabapple Blossoms looked at him with deep gratitude.
With what seemed to him a superbly eloquent peroration he brought his discourse to an end. Prunella stretched out her arms to him, crying, "Father, you have saved us! You and the Law."
With what felt like a brilliantly powerful conclusion, he wrapped up his speech. Prunella reached out her arms to him, exclaiming, "Dad, you’ve saved us! You and the Law."
"You and the Law! You and the Law!" echoed the other Crabapple Blossoms.
"You and the Law! You and the Law!" echoed the other Crabapple Blossoms.
"Chanticleer and the Law! Chanticleer and the Law!" shouted the crowd.
"Chanticleer and the Law! Chanticleer and the Law!" shouted the crowd.
The fair had vanished. He was in a strange town, and was one of a great crowd of people all hurrying in the same direction.
The fair was gone. He found himself in an unfamiliar town, part of a large crowd of people all rushing in the same direction.
"They are looking for the bleeding corpse," whispered the invisible cicerone, and the words filled Master Nathaniel with an unspeakable horror.
"They're searching for the bleeding body," whispered the unseen guide, and the words filled Master Nathaniel with an indescribable terror.
Then the crowd vanished, leaving him alone in a street as silent as the grave. He pressed forward, for he knew that he was looking for something; but what it was he had forgotten. At every street corner he came on a dead man, guarded by a stone beggar with a face like the herm in the Gibberty's orchard. He was almost choked by the horror of it. The terror became articulate: "Supposing one of the corpses should turn out to be that little lonely boy on the merry-go-round!"
Then the crowd disappeared, leaving him alone on a street as quiet as a grave. He moved ahead, knowing he was searching for something, but he had forgotten what it
This possibility filled him with an indescribable anguish.
This possibility filled him with an indescribable sense of distress.
Suddenly he remembered about Ranulph. Ranulph had gone to the country from which there is no return.
Suddenly, he remembered Ranulph. Ranulph had gone to a place from which there’s no coming back.
But he was going to follow him there and fetch him back. Nothing would stop him—he would push, if necessary, through fold after fold of dreams until he reached their heart.
But he was going to follow him there and bring him back. Nothing would stop him—he would push, if needed, through layer after layer of dreams until he reached their core.
He bent down and touched one of the corpses. It was warm, and it moved. As he touched it he realized that he had incurred the danger of contamination from some mysterious disease.
He bent down and touched one of the bodies. It was warm, and it moved. As he touched it, he realized that he risked getting contaminated by some unknown disease.
"But it isn't real, it isn't real," he muttered. "I'm inventing it all myself. And so, whatever happens, I shan't mind, because it isn't real."
"But it's not real, it's not real," he muttered. "I'm making it all up myself. So, no matter what happens, I won't care, because it isn't real."
It was growing dark. He knew that he was being followed by one of the stone beggars, who had turned into a four-footed animal called Portunus. In one sense the animal was a protection, in another a menace, and he knew that in summoning him he must be very careful to use the correct ritual formulary.
It was getting dark. He realized that he was being followed by one of the stone beggars, who had transformed into a four-footed creature named Portunus. On one hand, the creature was a form of protection, but on the other hand, it was a threat, and he knew that in calling him forth, he had to be very careful to use the right ritual formula.
He had reached a square, on one side of which was a huge building with a domed roof. Light streamed from it through a great window of stained glass, on which was depicted a blue warrior fighting with a red dragon ... no, it was not a stained glass window but merely the reflection on the white walls of the building from a house in complete darkness in the opposite side of the square, inhabited by creatures made of red lacquer. He knew that they were expecting him to call, because they believed that he was courting one of them.
He had arrived at a square, where a massive building with a domed roof stood on one side. Bright light poured out of a large window, showing a blue warrior battling a red dragon... no, it wasn't a stained glass window but just the reflection on the white walls of the building from a house completely shrouded in darkness on the other side of the square, where creatures made of red lacquer lived. He was aware that they were waiting for him to come, as they thought he was pursuing one of them.
"What else could bring him here save all this lovely spawn?" said a voice at his elbow.
"What else could have brought him here except all this lovely stuff?" said a voice next to him.
He looked round—suddenly the streets were pullulating with strange semi-human fauna: tiny green men, the wax figures of his parents from Hempie's chimney-piece, grimacing greybeards with lovely children gamboling round them dressed in beetles' shards.
He looked around—suddenly the streets were teeming with strange semi-human creatures: little green men, the wax figures of his parents from Hempie's mantel, scowling old men with beautiful children playing around them dressed in pieces of beetles.
Now they were dancing, some slow old-fashioned dance ... in and out, in and out. Why, they were only figures on a piece of tapestry flapping in the wind!
Now they were dancing, some slow old-fashioned dance ... in and out, in and out. Why, they were just shapes on a piece of fabric fluttering in the wind!
Once more he felt his horse beneath him. But what were these little pattering footsteps behind him? He turned uneasily in his saddle, to discover that it was nothing but a gust of wind rustling a little eddy of dead leaves.
Once again, he felt his horse under him. But what were those tiny footsteps pattering behind him? He shifted uncomfortably in his saddle and realized it was just a gust of wind stirring up a small whirl of dead leaves.
The town and its strange fauna had vanished, and once more he was riding up the bridle-path; but now it was night.
The town and its unusual animals had disappeared, and once again he was riding up the bridle-path; but now it was nighttime.
CHAPTER XXVIII
"BY THE SUN, MOON AND STARS AND THE GOLDEN APPLES OF THE WEST"
Though it was a relief to have returned to the fresh air of reality, Master Nathaniel was frightened. He realized that he was alone at dead of night in the Elfin Marches. And the moon kept playing tricks on him, turning trees and boulders into goblins and wild beasts; cracking her jokes, true humourist that she was, with a solemn impassive face. But, how was this? She was a waxing moon, and almost full, while the night before—or what he supposed was the night before—she had been a half moon on the wane.
Though it was a relief to be back in the fresh air of reality, Master Nathaniel felt scared. He realized he was alone in the Elfin Marches in the dead of night. The moon kept playing tricks on him, transforming trees and rocks into goblins and wild animals; cracking jokes, true comedian that she was, with a serious, emotionless expression. But how could this be? She was a waxing moon, nearly full, while the night before—or what he thought was the night before—she had been a half moon on the decline.
Had he left time behind him in Dorimare?
Had he left time behind in Dorimare?
Then suddenly, like some winged monster rushing from its lair, there sprang up a mighty wind. The pines creaked and rustled and bent beneath its onslaught, the grasses whistled, the clouds flocked together and covered the face of the moon.
Then suddenly, like some winged creature bursting from its hiding place, a mighty wind sprang up. The pines creaked and rustled and bent under its force, the grasses whistled, and the clouds gathered together, covering the moon.
Several times he was nearly lifted from his saddle. He drew his cloak closely round him, and longed, with an unspeakable longing, for his warm bed in Lud; and it flashed into his mind that what he had so often imagined in that bed, to enhance his sense of well-being, was now actually occurring—he was tired, he was cold, and the wind was finding the fissures in his doublet.
Several times he almost fell off his saddle. He wrapped his cloak tightly around him and wished, with an intense longing, for his warm bed in Lud; it suddenly occurred to him that what he had often imagined in that bed, to make himself feel better, was now really happening—he was tired, he was cold, and the wind was creeping through the gaps in his doublet.
Suddenly, as if some hero had slain the monster, the wind died down, the moon sailed clear of the clouds, and the pines straightened themselves and once more stood at attention, silent and motionless. In spite of this, his horse grew strangely restive, rearing and jibbing, as if something was standing before it in the path that frightened it; and in vain Master Nathaniel tried to quiet and sooth it.
Suddenly, as if a hero had defeated a monster, the wind calmed down, the moon emerged from behind the clouds, and the pines straightened themselves, once again standing tall, silent and still. Despite this, his horse became oddly restless, rearing and skittish, as if something in its path scared it; and Master Nathaniel tried in vain to calm and soothe it.
Then it shuddered all over and fell heavily to the ground.
Then it shook all over and fell hard to the ground.
Fortunately, Master Nathaniel was thrown clear, and was not hurt, beyond the inevitable bruises entailed by the fall of a man of his weight. He struggled to his feet and hurried to his horse. It was stone dead.
Fortunately, Master Nathaniel was thrown clear and wasn't hurt, aside from the usual bruises that come from falling like a man of his size. He got up and rushed to his horse. It was stone dead.
For some time he sat beside it ... his last link with Lud and familiar things; as yet too depressed in mind and aching in body to continue his journey on foot.
For a while, he sat next to it ... his last connection to Lud and the things he recognized; still too low in spirit and in pain to keep going on foot.
But what were those sudden strains of piercingly sweet music, and from what strange instrument did they proceed? They were too impersonal for a fiddle, too passionate for a flute, and much too sweet for any pipes or timbrels. It must be a human—or superhuman—voice, for now he was beginning to distinguish the words.
But what were those sudden bursts of incredibly sweet music, and where were they coming from? They were too impersonal for a violin, too emotional for a flute, and way too sweet for any pipes or tambourines. It had to be a human—or maybe a superhuman—voice, because now he was starting to pick out the words.
The voice stopped, and Master Nathaniel buried his face in his hands and sobbed as if his heart would break.
The voice stopped, and Master Nathaniel buried his face in his hands and cried like his heart was breaking.
In this magically sweet music once more he had heard the Note. It held, this time, no menace as to things to come; but it aroused in his breast an agonizing tumult of remorse for having allowed something to escape that he would never, never recapture. It was as if he had left his beloved with harsh words, and had returned to find her dead.
In this wonderfully sweet music, he once again heard the Note. This time, it brought no threat about what was to come; instead, it stirred a painful storm of regret in his heart for allowing something to slip away that he would never be able to get back. It felt like he had parted from his loved one with harsh words, only to come back and find her gone.
Through his agony he was conscious of a hand laid on his shoulder: "Why, Chanticleer! Old John o' Dreams! What ails you? Has the cock's crow become too bitter-sweet for Chanticleer?" said a voice, half tender and half mocking, in his ear.
Through his pain, he felt a hand on his shoulder: "Hey, Chanticleer! Old John o' Dreams! What's wrong with you? Has the rooster's crow turned too bittersweet for Chanticleer?" said a voice, half gentle and half teasing, in his ear.
He turned round, and by the light of the moon saw standing behind him—Duke Aubrey.
He turned around, and by the light of the moon saw Duke Aubrey standing behind him.
The Duke smiled. "Well, Chanticleer," he said, "so we meet at last! Your family has been dodging me down the centuries, but some day you were bound to fall into my snares. And, though you did not know it, you have been working for some time past as one of my secret agents. How I laughed when you and Ambrose Honeysuckle pledged each other in words taken from my Mysteries! And little did you think, when you stood cursing and swearing at the door of my tapestry-room, that you had pronounced the most potent charm in Faerie," and he threw back his head and broke into peal upon peal of silvery laughter.
The Duke smiled. "Well, Chanticleer," he said, "here we are at last! Your family has been avoiding me for ages, but eventually, you were bound to fall into my traps. And, even though you didn’t realize it, you’ve been working for me as one of my secret agents for quite a while. How I laughed when you and Ambrose Honeysuckle exchanged vows using lines from my Mysteries! And you had no idea, while you were cursing and swearing at the door of my tapestry room, that you had just said the most powerful chant in Faerie," and he threw back his head and burst into wave after wave of silvery laughter.
Suddenly his laughter stopped, and his eyes, as he looked at Master Nathaniel, became wonderfully compassionate.
Suddenly, his laughter stopped, and his eyes, as he looked at Master Nathaniel, became incredibly compassionate.
"Poor Chanticleer! Poor John o' Dreams!" he said gently. "I have often wished my honey were not so bitter to the taste. Believe me, Chanticleer, I fain would find an antidote to the bitter herb of life, but none grows this side of the hills—or the other."
"Poor Chanticleer! Poor John o' Dreams!" he said softly. "I've often wished my sweetener wasn't so bitter. Trust me, Chanticleer, I really want to find a cure for the harsh realities of life, but nothing grows on this side of the hills—or the other."
"And yet ... I have never tasted fairy fruit," said Master Nathaniel in a low broken voice.
"And yet ... I've never tasted fairy fruit," Master Nathaniel said in a low, shaky voice.
"There are many trees in my orchard, and many and various are the fruit they bear—music and dreams and grief and, sometimes, joy. All your life, Chanticleer, you have eaten fairy fruit, and some day, it may be, you will hear the Note again—but that I cannot promise. And now I will grant you a vision—they are sometimes sweet to the taste."
"There are a lot of trees in my orchard, and they produce all kinds of fruit—music, dreams, grief, and sometimes joy. All your life, Chanticleer, you've enjoyed magical fruit, and someday, perhaps, you will hear the Note again—but I can't make any promises. And now I’ll give you a vision—they can be really sweet."
He paused. And then he said, "Do you know why it was that your horse fell down dead? It was because you had reached the brink of Fairyland. The winds of Faerie slew him. Come with me, Chanticleer."
He paused. Then he said, "Do you know why your horse collapsed and died? It was because you had reached the edge of Fairyland. The winds of Faerie killed him. Come with me, Chanticleer."
He took Master Nathaniel's hand and dragged him to his feet, and they scrambled a few yards further up the bridle-path and stepped on to a broad plateau. Beneath them lay what, in the uncertain moonlight, looked like a stretch of desolate uplands.
He grabbed Master Nathaniel's hand and pulled him up to his feet, and they hurried a few yards further up the trail and stepped onto a wide plateau. Below them was what, in the dim moonlight, appeared to be a stretch of barren highlands.
Then Duke Aubrey raised his arms high above his head and cried out in a loud voice, "By the Sun, Moon and Stars and the Golden Apples of the West!"
Then Duke Aubrey lifted his arms high above his head and shouted in a loud voice, "By the Sun, Moon, and Stars, and the Golden Apples of the West!"
At these words the uplands became bathed in a gentle light and proved to be fair and fertile—the perpetual seat of Spring; for there were vivid green patches of young corn, and pillars of pink and white smoke, which were fruit trees in blossom, and pillars of blue blossom, which was the smoke of distant hamlets, and a vast meadow of cornflowers and daisies, which was the great inland sea of Faerie. And everything—ships, spires, houses—was small and bright and delicate, yet real. It was not unlike Dorimare, or rather, the transfigured Dorimare he had once seen from the Fields of Grammary. And as he gazed he knew that in that land no winds ever howled at night, and that everything within its borders had the serenity and stability of trees, the unchanging peace of pictures.
At these words, the hills were filled with a gentle light and turned out to be beautiful and fertile—the eternal home of Spring; for there were vivid green patches of young corn, and clouds of pink and white smoke, which were fruit trees in bloom, and clouds of blue blossoms, which were the smoke from distant villages, and a vast meadow of cornflowers and daisies, resembling the great inland sea of Faerie. Everything—ships, spires, houses—looked small, bright, and delicate, yet real. It was not unlike Dorimare, or rather, the transformed Dorimare he had once seen from the Fields of Grammary. And as he looked around, he knew that in that land, no winds ever howled at night, and everything within its borders had the calm and stability of trees, the unchanging peace of pictures.
Then, suddenly, it all vanished. Duke Aubrey had vanished too, and he was standing alone on the edge of a black abyss, while wafted on the wind came the echo of light, mocking laughter.
Then, suddenly, it all disappeared. Duke Aubrey had disappeared too, and he was standing alone at the edge of a dark abyss, while the echo of light, mocking laughter floated on the wind.
Was Fairyland, then, a delusion? Had Ranulph vanished into nothingness?
Was Fairyland just an illusion? Had Ranulph disappeared into thin air?
For a second or two he hesitated, and then—he leaped down into the abyss.
For a second or two, he hesitated, and then—he jumped into the abyss.
CHAPTER XXIX
A MESSAGE COMES TO HAZEL AND THE FIRST SWALLOW TO DAME MARIGOLD
The information given by Luke Hempen had enabled the authorities in Lud finally to put a stop to the import of fairy fruit. As we have seen, the Dapple had been dragged near its source, and wicker frails had been brought up, so cunningly weighted that they could float beneath the surface of the water, and closely packed with what was unmistakably fairy fruit. After that no further cases of fruit-eating came to Mumchance's notice. But, for all that, his anxieties were by no means at an end, for the execution of Endymion Leer came near to causing a popular rising. An angry mob, armed with cudgels and led by Bawdy Bess, stormed the court of the Guildhall, cut down the body—which had been left hanging on the gibbet as an example to evildoers—and bore it off in triumph; and the longest funeral procession that had been seen for years was shortly following it to the Fields of Grammary.
The information provided by Luke Hempen finally allowed the authorities in Lud to stop the import of fairy fruit. As we have seen, the Dapple had been dragged close to its source, and wicker baskets had been brought up, cleverly weighted to float just beneath the water's surface, packed tightly with what was clearly fairy fruit. After that, no more incidents of fruit-eating caught Mumchance's attention. However, his worries were far from over, as the execution of Endymion Leer almost sparked a public uprising. An angry mob, armed with clubs and led by Bawdy Bess, stormed the Guildhall, took down the body—which had been left hanging on the gallows as a warning to wrongdoers—and triumphantly carried it off; shortly afterward, the longest funeral procession seen in years followed it to the Fields of Grammary.
The cautious Mumchance considered it would be imprudent to interfere with the obsequies.
The careful Mumchance thought it would be unwise to get involved in the funeral.
"After all, your Worship," he said to Master Polydore, "the Law has had his blood, and if it will mean a little peace and quiet she can do without his corpse."
"After all, your Honor," he said to Master Polydore, "the Law has taken his life, and if it will bring a bit of peace and quiet, she can do without his body."
The next day many of the 'prentices and artizans went on strike, and several captains of merchant vessels reported that their crews showed signs of getting out of hand.
The next day, many of the apprentices and workers went on strike, and several captains of merchant ships reported that their crews were starting to become unruly.
Master Polydore was terrified out of his wits, and Mumchance was inclined to take a very gloomy view of the situation: "If the town chooses to rise the Yeomanry can do nothing against them," he said dejectedly. "We ain't organized (if your Worship will pardon the expression) for trouble—no, we ain't."
Master Polydore was scared out of his mind, and Mumchance was feeling pretty down about it: "If the town decides to rebel, the Yeomanry can't do anything to stop them," he said sadly. "We're not set up (if your Worship will forgive the phrase) for trouble—no, we're not."
Then, as if by a miracle, everything quieted down. The strikers, as meek as lambs, returned to their work, the sailors ceased to be turbulent, and Mumchance declared that it was years since the Yeomanry had had so little to do.
Then, as if by a miracle, everything calmed down. The strikers, as gentle as lambs, went back to their jobs, the sailors stopped being disruptive, and Mumchance stated that it had been years since the Yeomanry had such little work to do.
"There's nothing like taking strong measures at once," Master Polydore remarked complacently to Master Ambrose (whom he had taken as his mentor in the place of Endymion Leer). "Once let them feel that there is a strong man at the helm, and you can do anything with them. And, of course, they never felt that with poor old Nat."
"There's nothing like taking decisive action right away," Master Polydore said confidently to Master Ambrose (whom he had chosen as his mentor instead of Endymion Leer). "As soon as they realize there’s a strong leader in charge, you can achieve anything with them. And, naturally, they never felt that way with poor old Nat."
Master Ambrose's only answer was a grunt—and a rather sardonic smile. For Master Ambrose happened to be one of the few people who knew what had really happened.
Master Ambrose's only response was a grunt—and a somewhat sarcastic smile. Because Master Ambrose was one of the few people who actually knew what had really occurred.
The sudden calm was due neither to a miracle, nor to the strong hand of Master Polydore. It had been brought about by two humble agents—Mistress Ivy Peppercorn and Hazel Gibberty.
The sudden calm wasn't caused by a miracle or by the firm hand of Master Polydore. It was brought about by two unassuming people—Mistress Ivy Peppercorn and Hazel Gibberty.
One evening they had been sitting in the little parlour behind the grocer's shop over the first fire of the season.
One evening, they sat in the small living room behind the grocery store, enjoying the first fire of the season.
As plaintiff and principal witness in the unpopular trial, their situation was not without danger. In fact, Mumchance had advised them to move into Lud till the storm had blown over. But, to Hazel, Lud was the place where the widow was buried, and, full as she was of western superstitions, she felt that she could not bear to sleep enclosed by the same town walls as the angry corpse. Nor would she return to the farm. Her aunt had told her of Master Nathaniel's half-joking plan to communicate with her, and Hazel insisted that even though he had gone behind the Debatable Hills it was their clear duty to remain within reach of a message.
As the plaintiff and main witness in a controversial trial, their situation was dangerous. In fact, Mumchance suggested they move to Lud until things calmed down. But for Hazel, Lud was where the widow was buried, and with all her western superstitions, she felt she couldn't stand to sleep within the same town walls as the angry corpse. She also wouldn’t go back to the farm. Her aunt had mentioned Master Nathaniel's half-joking plan to get in touch with her, and Hazel was adamant that even though he had gone beyond the Debatable Hills, it was their clear responsibility to stay available for a message.
That evening Mistress Ivy was waxing a little plaintive over her obstinacy. "I sometimes think, Hazel, your wits have been turned, living so long with that bad bold woman ... and I don't wonder, I'm sure, poor child; and if my poor Peppercorn hadn't come along, I don't know what would have happened to me. But there's no sense, I tell you, in waiting on here—with the hams and bacon at home not cured yet, nor the fish salted for winter, nor your fruit pickled or preserved. You're a farmer on your own now, and you shouldn't forget it. And I wish to goodness you'd get all that silly nonsense out of your head. A message from the Mayor, indeed! Though I can't get over its being him that came to see me, and me never knowing, but giving him sauce, as if he'd been nothing but a shipmate of my poor Peppercorn's! No, no, poor gentleman, we'll never hear from him! Leastways, not this side of the Debatable Hills."
That evening, Mistress Ivy was feeling a bit sorry for herself because of her stubbornness. "Sometimes I think, Hazel, that you've lost your mind after spending so much time with that bold, troublesome woman... and I can’t blame you, poor child; if it weren’t for my poor Peppercorn showing up, I don’t know what would have happened to me. But there's no point in hanging around here—with the hams and bacon at home still not cured, the fish not salted for winter, and your fruit neither pickled nor preserved. You're a farmer on your own now, and you shouldn't forget it. I really wish you’d stop dwelling on all that silly nonsense. A message from the Mayor, really! I still can't believe it was he who came to see me, and I treated him like just a shipmate of my poor Peppercorn's! No, no, poor gentleman, we won’t hear from him again! At least, not this side of the Debatable Hills."
Hazel said nothing. But her obstinate little chin looked even more obstinate than usual.
Hazel didn't say anything. But her stubborn little chin looked more stubborn than usual.
Then suddenly she looked up with startled eyes.
Then suddenly she looked up with wide eyes.
"Hark, auntie!" she cried. "Didn't you hear someone knocking?"
"Hear that, auntie?" she said. "Didn’t you hear someone knocking?"
"What a girl you are for fancying things! It's only the wind," said Mistress Ivy querulously.
"What a girl you are for dreaming up things! It's just the wind," said Mistress Ivy grumpily.
"Why, auntie, there it is again! No, no, I'm sure it's someone knocking. I'll just go and see," and she took a candle from the table; but her hand was trembling.
"Why, Auntie, there it is again! No, no, I'm sure it's someone knocking. I'll just go check," and she grabbed a candle from the table; but her hand was shaking.
The knocking was audible now to Mistress Ivy as well.
The knocking was now audible to Mistress Ivy as well.
"You just stay where you are, my girl!" she cried shrilly. "It'll be one of these rough chaps from the town, and I won't have you opening the door—no, I won't."
"You just stay right there, my girl!" she yelled sharply. "It'll be one of those tough guys from town, and I won't let you open the door—no way."
But Hazel paid no attention, and, though her face was white and her eyes very scared, she marched boldly into the shop and called, "Who's there?" through the door.
But Hazel didn't pay any attention, and, even though her face was pale and her eyes were really scared, she confidently walked into the shop and shouted, "Who's there?" through the door.
"By the Sun, Moon and Stars and the Golden Apples of the West!" came the answer.
"By the Sun, Moon, and Stars, and the Golden Apples of the West!" came the answer.
"Auntie! Auntie!" she cried shrilly, "it's from the Mayor. He has sent a messenger, and you must come."
"Auntie! Auntie!" she yelled excitedly, "it's from the Mayor. He sent a messenger, and you need to come."
This brought Mistress Ivy hurrying to her side. Though she was not of an heroic character, she came of good sturdy stock, and she was not going to leave her dead brother's child to face the dangers of the unseen alone, but her teeth were chattering with terror. Evidently the messenger was growing impatient, for he began beating a tattoo on the door and singing in a shrill sweet voice:
This made Mistress Ivy rush to her side. Although she wasn’t particularly brave, she came from strong stock, and she wasn't about to let her dead brother's child face the unknown dangers alone, even if her teeth were chattering with fear. Clearly, the messenger was getting impatient, as he started drumming on the door and singing in a high, sweet voice:
Hazel (not without some fumbling, for her hands were still trembling) drew the bolts, lifted the latch, and flung the door wide open. A sudden gust of wind extinguished her candle, so they could not see the face of the messenger.
Hazel (not without some awkwardness, as her hands were still shaking) unlatched the bolts, lifted the latch, and swung the door wide open. A sudden gust of wind blew out her candle, so they couldn’t see the messenger's face.
He began speaking in a shrill, expressionless voice, like that of a child repeating a lesson: "I have given the pass-word, so you know from whom I come. I am to bid you go at once to Lud-in-the-Mist, and find a sailor, by name Sebastian Thug—he will probably be drinking at the tavern of the Unicorn—also a deaf-mute, commonly known as Bawdy Bess, whom you will probably find in the same place. You will have need of no other introduction than the words, By the Sun, Moon and Stars and the Golden Apples of the West. You are to tell them that there is to be no more rioting, and that they are to keep the people quiet, for the Duke will send his deputy. And next you will go to Master Ambrose Honeysuckle and bid him remember the oath which he and Master Nathaniel pledged each other over wild-thyme gin, swearing to ride the wind with a loose rein, and to be hospitable to visions. And tell him that Lud-in-the-Mist must throw wide its gates to receive its destiny. Can you remember this?"
He started speaking in a high-pitched, emotionless voice, like a kid reciting a lesson: "I've given the password, so you know who I am. I'm here to tell you to go immediately to Lud-in-the-Mist and find a sailor named Sebastian Thug—he's probably drinking at the Unicorn tavern—also a deaf-mute known as Bawdy Bess, who you’ll likely find there too. You won’t need any other introduction besides the words, By the Sun, Moon, and Stars, and the Golden Apples of the West. You need to tell them to stop the rioting and to keep the people calm, because the Duke will send his deputy. Then you’ll go to Master Ambrose Honeysuckle and remind him of the oath he and Master Nathaniel made over wild-thyme gin, vowing to ride the wind freely and be open to visions. And tell him that Lud-in-the-Mist must open its gates to welcome its fate. Can you remember that?"
"Yes," said Hazel in a low puzzled voice.
"Yeah," said Hazel in a low, confused voice.
"And now just a trifle to the messenger for his pains!" and his voice became gay and challenging. "I am an orchard thief and the citizen of a green world. Buss me, green maid!" and before Hazel had time to protest he gave her a smacking kiss on the lips and then plunged into the night, leaving the echoes of his "Ho, ho, hoh!" like a silvery trail in his wake.
"And now just a little something for the messenger for his trouble!" His voice turned playful and daring. "I’m a thief of orchards and a citizen of a green world. Kiss me, green girl!" Before Hazel could object, he planted a quick kiss on her lips and then vanished into the night, leaving behind the echoes of his "Ho, ho, hoh!" like a silvery trail.
"Well, I never did!" exclaimed Mistress Ivy in amazement, adding with a fat chuckle, "It would seem that it isn't only this side of the hills that saucy young fellows are to be found. But I don't quite know what to make of it, my girl. How are we to know he really comes from the Mayor?"
"Well, I can't believe it!" exclaimed Mistress Ivy in surprise, adding with a hearty chuckle, "It seems that it's not just this side of the hills where cheeky young men can be found. But I'm not quite sure what to think of it, my girl. How are we supposed to know he really comes from the Mayor?"
"Well, auntie, we can't know, of course, for certain—though, for my part, I don't think he was a Dorimarite. But he gave the pass-word, so I think we must deliver the messages—there's nothing in them, after all, that could do any harm."
"Well, auntie, we can't know for sure, of course—though I personally don't think he was a Dorimarite. But he provided the password, so I believe we should deliver the messages—there's really nothing in them that could cause any harm."
"That's true," said Mistress Ivy. "Though I'm sure I don't want to go trudging into Lud at this time of night on a fool's errand. But, after all, a promise is a promise—and doubly so when it's been given to somebody as good as dead."
"That's true," said Mistress Ivy. "But I really don’t want to slog into Lud at this hour on some pointless mission. Still, a promise is a promise—and especially so when it's been made to someone who's basically gone."
So they put on their pattens and cloaks, lighted a lanthorn, and started off to walk into Lud, as briskly as Mistress Ivy's age and weight would allow, so as to get there before the gates were shut. Master Ambrose, as a Senator, would give them a pass to let them through on the way back.
So they put on their shoes and cloaks, lit a lantern, and set off to walk into Lud as quickly as Mistress Ivy's age and weight would allow, hoping to arrive before the gates closed. Master Ambrose, being a Senator, would give them a pass to let them through on the way back.
The Unicorn was a low little tavern down by the wharf, of a not very savoury reputation. And as they peeped in at the foul noisy little den, Hazel had considerable difficulty in persuading Mistress Ivy to enter.
The Unicorn was a small, low tavern by the dock, known for its not-so-great reputation. As they looked inside the messy, loud place, Hazel had a hard time convincing Mistress Ivy to go in.
"And to think of the words we have to use too!" the poor woman whispered disconsolately; "they're not at the best of times the sort of words I like to hear on a woman's lips, but in a place like this you can't be too careful of your speech ... it's never safe to swear at folks in liquor."
"And to think about the words we have to use too!" the poor woman whispered sadly; "they're not exactly the kind of words I want to hear coming from a woman's mouth, but in a place like this, you can never be too careful with your words... it's never smart to curse at people who are drinking."
But the effect produced by the words was the exact opposite of what she had feared. On first crossing the threshold they had been greeted by hostile glances and coarse jests, which, on one of the revellers recognizing them as two of the protagonists in the trial, threatened to turn into something more serious. Whereupon, to the terror of Mistress Ivy, Hazel had made a trumpet of her hands and shouted with all the force of her strong young lungs, "Sebastian Thug and Mistress Bess! By the Sun, Moon and Stars and the Golden Apples of the West!"
But the impact of the words was completely the opposite of what she had feared. When they first stepped inside, they were met with hostile looks and crude jokes, which, once one of the partygoers recognized them as two key figures in the trial, seemed like it might escalate into something worse. To the shock of Mistress Ivy, Hazel cupped her hands like a trumpet and shouted with all the power of her strong young voice, "Sebastian Thug and Mistress Bess! By the Sun, Moon, and Stars and the Golden Apples of the West!"
The words must indeed have contained a charm, for they instantly calmed the angry company. A tall young sailor, with very light eyes and a very sunburned face, sprang to his feet, and so did a bold-eyed, painted woman, and they hurried to Hazel's side. The young man said in a respectful voice, "You must excuse our rough and ready ways when we first saw you, missie; we didn't know you were one of us." And then he grinned, showing some very white teeth, and said, "You see, pretty fresh things don't often come our way, and sea-dogs are like other dogs and bark at what they're not used to."
The words definitely had a magical effect, as they immediately calmed the angry crowd. A tall young sailor with very light eyes and a sunburned face jumped to his feet, along with a bold-eyed woman dressed in bright colors, and they rushed to Hazel's side. The young man said politely, "Please excuse our rough behavior when we first saw you, miss; we didn't realize you were one of us." Then he smiled, showing off his very white teeth, and added, "You see, we don’t often get fresh faces around here, and sea-dogs are like any other dogs—they bark at what they’re not familiar with."
Bawdy Bess's eyes had been fixed on his lips, and his last words caused her to scowl and toss her head; but from Hazel they brought forth a little, not unfriendly, smile. Evidently, like her aunt, she was not averse to seafaring men. And, after all, sailors are apt to have a charm of their own. When on dry land, like ghosts when they walk, there is a tang about them of an alien element. And Sebastian Thug was a thorough sailor.
Bawdy Bess's eyes were focused on his lips, and his last words made her frown and shake her head; but from Hazel, they brought a small, not unfriendly, smile. Clearly, like her aunt, she wasn't against seafaring guys. After all, sailors tend to have their own kind of charm. When they're on dry land, they have a vibe about them that feels a bit out of place. And Sebastian Thug was a true sailor.
Then in a low voice Hazel gave the message, which Thug repeated on his fingers for the benefit of Bawdy Bess. He insisted on conducting them to Master Ambrose's, and said he would wait outside for them and see them home.
Then in a soft voice, Hazel shared the message, which Thug repeated on his fingers for Bawdy Bess's benefit. He insisted on taking them to Master Ambrose's, and said he would wait outside for them and make sure they got home safely.
Master Ambrose made them repeat the words several times, and questioned them closely about the messenger.
Master Ambrose had them repeat the words several times and asked them detailed questions about the messenger.
Then he took two or three paces up and down the room, muttering to himself, "Delusion! Delusion!"
Then he took a few steps back and forth in the room, mumbling to himself, "Delusion! Delusion!"
Then he turned suddenly to Hazel and said sharply, "What reason have you to believe, young woman, that this fellow really came from Master Nathaniel?"
Then he suddenly turned to Hazel and said sharply, "What reason do you have to believe, young woman, that this guy really came from Master Nathaniel?"
"None, sir," answered Hazel. "But there was nothing for us to do but to act as if he did."
"None, sir," Hazel replied. "But we had to pretend like he did."
"I see, I see. You, too, ride the wind—that's the expression, isn't it? Well, well, we are living in strange times."
"I get it, I get it. You ride the wind too—that's the saying, right? Well, well, these are strange times we’re living in."
And then he sank into a brown study, evidently forgetful of their presence; so they thought it best quietly to steal away.
And then he fell into a deep thought, clearly oblivious to their presence; so they figured it was best to quietly slip away.
From that evening the rabble of Lud-in-the-Mist ceased to give any trouble.
From that evening, the crowds of Lud-in-the-Mist stopped causing any trouble.
When the Yeomen stationed on the border were recalled to Lud and spread the news that they had seen Master Nathaniel riding alone towards the Elfin Marches, Dame Marigold was condoled with as a widow, and went into complete retirement, refusing even to see her oldest friends, although they had all come to regret their unjust suspicions of Master Nathaniel, and were, in consequence, filled with contrition, and eager to prove it in services to his wife.
When the Yeomen on the border were called back to Lud and reported that they had seen Master Nathaniel riding alone toward the Elfin Marches, Dame Marigold was mourned like a widow and went into total seclusion, even refusing to see her oldest friends. They all regretted their unfair suspicions of Master Nathaniel and were filled with remorse, eager to show their support to his wife.
Occasionally she made an exception for Master Ambrose; but her real support and stay was old Hempie. Nothing could shake the woman's conviction that all was well with the Chanticleers. And the real anchor is not hope but faith—even if it be only somebody else's faith. So the gay snug little room at the top of the house, where Master Nathaniel had played when he was a little boy, became Dame Marigold's only haven, and there she would spend the most of her day.
Occasionally, she would make an exception for Master Ambrose; but her true support and strength came from old Hempie. Nothing could change the woman's belief that everything was fine with the Chanticleers. And the real anchor is not hope but faith—even if it's just someone else's faith. So the cheerful, cozy little room at the top of the house, where Master Nathaniel had played as a child, became Dame Marigold's only refuge, and she would spend most of her day there.
Though Hempie never forgot that she was only a Vigil, nevertheless, in her own way, she was growing fond of her. Indeed, she had almost forgiven her for having spilled her cup of chocolate over her sheets, when, after her betrothal, she had come on a visit to Master Nathaniel's parents—almost, but not quite, for to Hempie the Chanticleers' linen was sacrosanct.
Though Hempie never forgot that she was just a Vigil, she was starting to like her in her own way. In fact, she had almost forgiven her for spilling her cup of chocolate on her sheets when she came to visit Master Nathaniel's parents after her engagement—almost, but not quite, because to Hempie, the Chanticleers' linen was sacred.
One night, at the beginning of December, when the first snow was lying on the ground, Dame Marigold, who had almost lost the power of sleep, was tossing wakefully in her bed. Her bedroom ran the whole length of the house, so one of its windows looked out on the lane, and suddenly she heard what sounded like low knocking on the front door. She sat up and listened—there it was again. Yes, someone was knocking at the door.
One night, at the start of December, when the first snow was on the ground, Dame Marigold, who could barely sleep anymore, was tossing and turning in her bed. Her bedroom stretched the length of the house, so one of the windows faced the lane, and suddenly she heard what seemed like soft knocking on the front door. She sat up and listened—there it was again. Yes, someone was knocking at the door.
She sprang from bed, flung on a cloak and hurried downstairs, her heart beating violently.
She jumped out of bed, threw on a cloak, and rushed downstairs, her heart pounding hard.
With trembling fingers she drew the bolts and flung wide the door. A small, slight figure was cowering outside.
With trembling fingers, she pulled back the bolts and threw the door wide open. A small, delicate figure was huddled outside.
"Prunella!" she gasped. And with a sort of sob Prunella flung herself into her mother's arms.
"Prunella!" she exclaimed. And with a kind of sob, Prunella threw herself into her mother's arms.
For some minutes they stood crying and hugging each other, too profoundly moved for questions or explanations.
For a few minutes, they stood there crying and hugging each other, so overwhelmed with emotion that they couldn’t ask questions or offer explanations.
But they were roused by a scolding voice from the stairs: "Dame Marigold, I'm ashamed of you, that I am, not having more sense at your age than to keep her standing there when she must be half frozen, poor child! Come up to your room this minute, Miss Prunella, and no nonsense! I'll have your fire lighted and a warming-pan put in your bed."
But they were awakened by a scolding voice from the stairs: "Dame Marigold, I’m really disappointed in you for not having more sense at your age than to let her stand there when she’s probably freezing, poor thing! Come up to your room right now, Miss Prunella, and no arguing! I’ll get your fire lit and a warming pan in your bed."
It was Hempie, candle in hand, frowning severely from under the frills of an enormous nightcap. Prunella rushed at her, half laughing, half crying, and flung her arms round her neck.
It was Hempie, candle in hand, frowning seriously from under the frills of an oversized nightcap. Prunella ran to her, half laughing, half crying, and threw her arms around her neck.
For a few seconds Hempie allowed herself to be hugged, and then, scolding hard all the time, she chivvied her up to her room. And, when Prunella was finally settled in her warm bed, with an inexorable expression she strode in carrying a cup of some steaming infusion.
For a few seconds, Hempie let herself be hugged, but then, scolding the whole time, she hurried her up to her room. And when Prunella was finally settled in her warm bed, with a determined look, she walked in carrying a cup of some hot drink.
It was black currant tea, for the brewing of which Hempie was famous. And it had always been one of her grievances against Dame Marigold and Prunella that they detested the stuff, and refused to drink it, even when they had a bad cold. For it had always been loved by all true Chanticleers, from old Master Josiah downwards.
It was black currant tea, which Hempie was well-known for making. She had always been upset with Dame Marigold and Prunella because they hated it and wouldn't drink it, even when they had a bad cold. All true Chanticleers, from old Master Josiah on down, had always loved it.
"Now, miss, you just drink that down, every drop of it," she said severely.
"Now, miss, you just drink that all down, every last bit," she said firmly.
Prunella was too exhausted that night to tell them her adventures. But the next morning she gave a confused account of wanderings at the bottom of the sea, and how they had lost their way in a terrible marine jungle, out of which they had been guided by Master Nathaniel. It was evident that she had no very clear recollection of what had happened to her since her flight from Lud; or, rather, since "Professor Wisp" had given his first dancing lesson.
Prunella was too tired that night to share her adventures. But the next morning, she gave a jumbled recount of exploring the depths of the ocean and how they had lost their way in a terrifying underwater jungle, from which they had been led out by Master Nathaniel. It was clear that she didn’t have a very clear memory of what had happened since she escaped from Lud; or rather, since "Professor Wisp" had given his first dance lesson.
The other Crabapple Blossoms returned to their respective homes the same night as Prunella; and each gave a different account of their adventures. Moonlove Honeysuckle said they had danced wildly down the waste places of the sky, and then had been imprisoned in a castle in the moon; Viola Vigil said they had been chased by angry trees into the Dapple, where they had got entangled in the weeds, and could not extricate themselves—and so on. But on one point all the accounts agreed, namely, that it had been Master Nathaniel Chanticleer who had delivered them.
The other Crabapple Blossoms went back to their homes the same night as Prunella, and each told a different story about their adventures. Moonlove Honeysuckle said they had danced wildly through the empty spaces of the sky and then had been trapped in a castle on the moon. Viola Vigil said they had been chased by angry trees into the Dapple, where they got stuck in the weeds and couldn’t get free—and so on. But everyone agreed on one thing: it was Master Nathaniel Chanticleer who had rescued them.
CHAPTER XXX
MASTER AMBROSE KEEPS HIS VOW
At first the Crabapple Blossoms felt as if they had awakened from an evil dream, but they soon found that it was a dream that had profoundly influenced their souls. Though they showed no further desire to run away and roam the hills, they were moody, silent, prone to attacks of violent weeping, and haunted by some nameless fear—strange melancholy denizens, in fact, of the comfortable, placid homes of their parents.
At first, the Crabapple Blossoms felt like they had just woken up from a bad dream, but they quickly realized it was a dream that had deeply impacted their souls. Although they didn’t feel the urge to escape and wander the hills anymore, they became moody, quiet, prone to sudden outbursts of tears, and troubled by an undefined fear—strange, sad inhabitants of the cozy, peaceful homes of their parents.
One would not have imagined that a daughter in this condition would have met with much sympathy from Master Ambrose Honeysuckle. Nevertheless, his tenderness and patience with Moonlove proved boundless. Night after night he sat by her holding her hand till she fell asleep, and by day he soothed her ravings, and in her quieter moments they would have long intimate talks together, such as they had never had before she ran away. And the result of these talks was that his stiff but fundamentally honest mind was beginning to creak on its hinges. And he would actually listen without protest when Moonlove expressed her conviction that although fairy fruit had robbed her of her peace of mind, nevertheless nothing but fairy fruit could restore it to her, and that at Miss Primrose Crabapple's she had either been given the wrong kind or not enough.
One wouldn’t have thought that a daughter in this situation would get much sympathy from Master Ambrose Honeysuckle. Yet, his kindness and patience with Moonlove were limitless. Night after night, he sat by her, holding her hand until she fell asleep, and during the day, he calmed her outbursts. In her calmer moments, they had long, meaningful conversations that they had never shared before she ran away. As a result of these talks, his rigid but fundamentally honest mind started to shift. He would actually listen without arguing when Moonlove shared her belief that, although fairy fruit had taken away her peace of mind, only fairy fruit could bring it back, and that at Miss Primrose Crabapple’s, she either got the wrong type or not enough.
The reign of winter was now established, and Lud-in-the-Mist seemed at last to have settled down into its old peaceful rut.
The winter season was now in full swing, and Lud-in-the-Mist seemed to have finally settled back into its familiar, peaceful routine.
Master Nathaniel had turned into "poor old Nat," and was to most people no more than a lovable ghost of the past. Indeed, Master Polydore was thinking of suggesting to Dame Marigold that two empty coffins should be placed in the Chanticleers' chapel bearing respectively the names of Nathaniel and Ranulph.
Master Nathaniel had become "poor old Nat," and to most people, he was just a charming memory from the past. In fact, Master Polydore was considering suggesting to Dame Marigold that two empty coffins be put in the Chanticleers' chapel, each labeled with the names of Nathaniel and Ranulph.
As for the Senate, it was very busy preparing for its annual banquet, which was celebrated every December in the Guildhall, to commemorate the expulsion of the Dukes; and it was kept fully occupied by such important questions as how many turkeys should be ordered and from what poulterers; which Senator was to have the privilege of providing the wine, and which the marzipan and ginger; and whether they would be justified in expending on goose liver and peacocks' hearts the sum left them in the will of a late linen-draper, to be devoted to the general welfare of the inhabitants of Lud-in-the-Mist.
As for the Senate, it was really busy getting ready for its annual banquet, which took place every December in the Guildhall to celebrate the expulsion of the Dukes. They were completely occupied with important questions like how many turkeys to order and from which suppliers; which Senator would get to provide the wine, and who would bring the marzipan and ginger; and whether they could justify spending the money left to them in the will of a recently deceased linen-draper on goose liver and peacocks' hearts for the general welfare of the people of Lud-in-the-Mist.
But one morning a polished conceit of Master Polydore's concerning "that sweet and pungent root commonly known as ginger, a kindly snake who stings us that we may better enjoy the fragrant juice of the grape," was rudely interrupted by the sudden entry of Mumchance, his eyes almost starting out of his head with terror, with the appalling tidings that an army of Fairies had crossed the Debatable Hills, and that crowds of terrified peasants were pouring into Lud.
But one morning, Master Polydore's polished idea about "that sweet and spicy root known as ginger, a friendly snake that stings us so we can better enjoy the fragrant juice of the grape," was abruptly interrupted by the sudden arrival of Mumchance, his eyes nearly popping out of his head from fear, with the shocking news that an army of Fairies had crossed the Debatable Hills, and that groups of frightened peasants were flooding into Lud.
The news produced something like pandemonium in the Senate. Everyone began talking at once, and a dozen different schemes of defence were mooted, each one more senseless than the last.
The news created chaos in the Senate. Everyone started talking simultaneously, and a range of different defense plans were suggested, each one more irrational than the previous.
Then Master Ambrose Honeysuckle rose to his feet. He was the man that carried most weight among his colleagues, and all eyes were turned to him expectantly.
Then Master Ambrose Honeysuckle stood up. He was the person who held the most influence among his colleagues, and everyone looked at him with anticipation.
In a calm, matter of fact voice, he began thus: "Senators of Dorimare! Before the entry of the Captain of the Yeomanry we were discussing what dessert we should have at our annual feast. It seems unnecessary to start a fresh subject of discussion before the previous one has been settled to our satisfaction. So, with your permission, I will return to the sweet and pungent (I think these were his Worship's well-chosen words) subject of dessert; for there is one item I should like to add to those that have already been suggested."
In a calm, straightforward voice, he started: "Senators of Dorimare! Before the Captain of the Yeomanry arrived, we were talking about what dessert we should have at our annual feast. It seems pointless to bring up a new topic before we've settled the previous one to our satisfaction. So, if it's alright with you, I'll go back to the sweet and tangy (I believe those were his Worship's well-chosen words) topic of dessert; because there's one thing I want to add to those already suggested."
He paused, and then he said in a loud challenging voice, "Senators of Dorimare! I propose that for the first time since the foundation of our annual feast, we should partake at it of ... fairy fruit!"
He paused, then said in a loud, challenging voice, "Senators of Dorimare! I propose that for the first time since the founding of our annual feast, we should partake of ... fairy fruit!"
His colleagues stared at him in open-mouthed amazement. Was this some ill-timed jest? But Ambrose was not given to jesting ... especially on serious occasions.
His colleagues stared at him in shock. Was this some poorly timed joke? But Ambrose was not the joking type... especially during serious moments.
Then, with a certain rough poetry breaking through the artificial diction of the Senate, he began to speak of the events of the year that was nearly over, and the lessons to be learned from them. And the chief lessons, he said, were those of humility and faith.
Then, with a kind of raw poetry breaking through the formal language of the Senate, he started talking about the events of the year that was almost finished and the lessons that could be taken from them. And the main lessons, he said, were those of humility and faith.
He ended thus: "One of our proverbs says, 'Remember that the Dapple flows into the Dawl.' I have sometimes wondered, recently, whether we have ever really understood the true meaning of that proverb. Our ancestors built the town of Lud-in-the-Mist between these two rivers, and both have brought us their tribute. The tribute of the Dawl has been gold, and we have gladly accepted it. But the tribute of the Dapple we have ever spurned. The Dapple—our placid old friend, in whose waters we learned as lads the gentle art of angling—has silently, through the centuries, been bringing fairy fruit into Dorimare ... a fact that, to my mind, at least, proves that fairy fruit is as wholesome and necessary for man as the various other gifts brought for our welfare by our silent friends—the Dawl's gift of gold, the earth's gift of corn, the hills' gift of shelter and pasturage, and the trees' gift of grapes and apples and shade.
He concluded with: "One of our sayings goes, 'Remember that the Dapple flows into the Dawl.' I've been wondering lately if we truly grasp the real meaning of that saying. Our ancestors established the town of Lud-in-the-Mist between these two rivers, both of which have contributed to us. The tribute from the Dawl has been gold, and we've happily accepted it. But we've always rejected the tribute from the Dapple. The Dapple—our calm old friend, in whose waters we learned as kids the gentle skill of fishing—has quietly, over the centuries, been bringing fairy fruit into Dorimare... a fact that, at least in my opinion, proves that fairy fruit is just as wholesome and necessary for humans as the various other gifts provided for our benefit by our silent friends—the Dawl's gift of gold, the earth's gift of grain, the hills' gift of shelter and grazing, and the trees' gift of grapes, apples, and shade.
"And if all the gifts of Life are good, perhaps, too, are all the shapes she chooses to take, and which we cannot alter. The shape she has taken now for Dorimare is that of an invasion by our ancient foes. Why should we not make a virtue of necessity and throw our gates wide to them as friends?"
"And if all the gifts of Life are good, maybe the forms she takes are good as well, and we can’t change them. The form she has taken now for Dorimare is an invasion by our ancient enemies. Why shouldn’t we make the best of this situation and welcome them in as friends?"
His colleagues, at first, expressed themselves as horrified. But perhaps they, too, though unknown to themselves, had been altered by recent events.
His colleagues initially reacted with shock. But maybe they, too, without realizing it, had been changed by recent events.
At any rate, this was one of the crises when the strongest man inevitably finds himself at the helm. And there could be no doubt that the strongest man in the Senate was Master Ambrose Honeysuckle.
At any rate, this was one of those crises when the strongest person inevitably finds themselves in charge. And there was no doubt that the strongest person in the Senate was Master Ambrose Honeysuckle.
When the Senate rose, he addressed the terrified populace from the market-place, with the result that before nightfall he had quieted the panic-stricken crowds and had persuaded the citizens, with the exception of such models of old-fashioned respectability as Ebeneezor Prim, to accept with calm passivity whatever the future might hold in store.
When the Senate adjourned, he spoke to the frightened crowd in the marketplace, managing to calm the panicked people before nightfall. He convinced the citizens, except for those like Ebenezer Prim who were stuck in old-fashioned values, to accept whatever the future had in store with a sense of calm and resignation.
His two most ardent supporters were Sebastian Thug and the disreputable Bawdy Bess.
His two biggest supporters were Sebastian Thug and the notorious Bawdy Bess.
Only a few months ago what would he have said if someone had told him the day would come when he, Ambrose Honeysuckle, would turn demagogue, and, assisted by a rough sailor and a woman of the town, would be exhorting the citizens of Lud-in-the-Mist to throw wide their gates and welcome in the Fairies!
Only a few months ago, what would he have said if someone had told him the day would come when he, Ambrose Honeysuckle, would become a demagogue and, along with a rough sailor and a woman from the streets, would be urging the citizens of Lud-in-the-Mist to throw open their gates and welcome the Fairies?
So, instead of repairing its walls and testing its cannon and laying in provision against a siege, Lud-in-the-Mist hoisted its flags and festooned its windows with wreaths of Duke Aubrey's ivy, and flung the west gate wide open; and a throng of silent, expectant people lined the streets and waited.
So, instead of fixing its walls, testing its cannons, and stocking up supplies for a siege, Lud-in-the-Mist raised its flags, decorated its windows with wreaths of Duke Aubrey's ivy, and opened the west gate wide; a crowd of quiet, eager people filled the streets and waited.
First came the sounds of wild sweet music, then the tramp of a myriad feet, and then, like hosts of leaves blown on the wind, the invading army came pouring into the town.
First came the sounds of lively sweet music, then the thumping of countless feet, and then, like swarms of leaves carried by the wind, the invading army came streaming into the town.
As he watched, Master Ambrose remembered the transfigured tapestry in the Guildhall, and the sense they had had of noisy, gaudy, dominant dreams flooding the streets and scattering reality in their wake.
As he watched, Master Ambrose remembered the transformed tapestry in the Guildhall, and the feeling they had of loud, flashy, overpowering dreams pouring into the streets and distorting reality behind them.
Behind the battalions of mail-clad dead marched three gigantic old men, with long white beards reaching below their girdles. Their long stiff robes were embroidered in gold and jewels with strange emblems, and behind them were led sumpter mules laden with coffers of wrought gold. And the rumour passed through the waiting crowd that these were none other than the balsam-eating priests of the sun and moon.
Behind the battalions of armored corpses marched three huge old men, with long white beards that reached below their belts. Their long, stiff robes were stitched with gold and jewels featuring strange symbols, and behind them were pack mules carrying chests made of solid gold. And word spread through the waiting crowd that these were none other than the balsam-eating priests of the sun and moon.
And bringing up the rear on a great white charger was—Master Nathaniel Chanticleer, with Ranulph riding by his side.
And trailing behind on a big white horse was—Master Nathaniel Chanticleer, with Ranulph riding next to him.
The accounts of what took place immediately after the entry of the fairy army read more like legends than history. It would seem that the trees broke into leaf and the masts of all the ships in the bay into blossom; that day and night the cocks crowed without ceasing; that violets and anemones sprang up through the snow in the streets, and that mothers embraced their dead sons, and maids their sweethearts drowned at sea.
The stories of what happened right after the fairy army arrived sound more like legends than actual history. It seemed like the trees suddenly sprouted leaves and the masts of all the ships in the bay bloomed; that day and night, roosters crowed nonstop; that violets and anemones grew through the snow in the streets, and mothers held their dead sons, while young women embraced their boyfriends who drowned at sea.
But one thing seems certain, and that is that the gold-wrought coffers contained the ancient offering of fairy fruit to Dorimare. And the coffers were of such miraculous capacity that there was enough and to spare, not only for the dessert of the Senate, but for that of every household in Lud-in-the-Mist.
But one thing seems certain: the gold-crafted coffers held the ancient offering of fairy fruit to Dorimare. And the coffers were so incredibly spacious that there was more than enough for the Senate's dessert, as well as for every household in Lud-in-the-Mist.
CHAPTER XXXI
THE INITIATE
You may, perhaps, have wondered why a man so full of human failings, and set in so unheroic a mould as Master Nathaniel Chanticleer should have been cast for so great a role. Yet the highest spiritual destinies are not always reserved for the strongest men, nor for the most virtuous ones.
You might have wondered why a man with so many human flaws, and who seems so unheroic like Master Nathaniel Chanticleer, would be chosen for such an important role. However, the greatest spiritual paths are not always meant for the strongest or the most virtuous individuals.
But though he had been chosen as Duke Aubrey's deputy and initiated into the Ancient Mysteries, he had not ceased to be in many ways the same Master Nathaniel as of old—whimsical, child-like, and, often, unreasonable. Nor, I fear, did he cease to be the prey of melancholy. I doubt whether initiation ever brings happiness. It may be that the final secret revealed is a very bitter one ... or it may be that the final secret had not yet been revealed to Master Nathaniel.
But even though he had been picked as Duke Aubrey's deputy and welcomed into the Ancient Mysteries, he still remained in many ways the same Master Nathaniel as before—whimsical, child-like, and often unreasonable. Unfortunately, I fear he also continued to struggle with melancholy. I doubt that initiation ever leads to happiness. It could be that the final secret revealed is a very bitter one... or it might be that the final secret had yet to be revealed to Master Nathaniel.
And, strange to say, far from being set up by his new honours, he felt oddly ashamed of them—it was almost as if he was for the first time running the gauntlet of his friends' eyes after having been afflicted by some physical disfigurement.
And, oddly enough, instead of feeling proud of his new honors, he felt strangely ashamed of them—it was almost like he was experiencing the judgment of his friends for the first time after dealing with some kind of physical scar.
When things had returned again to their usual rut, Master Ambrose came to spend a quiet evening with Master Nathaniel.
When things settled back into their usual routine, Master Ambrose came over to have a quiet evening with Master Nathaniel.
They sat for some time in silence puffing at their pipes, and then Master Ambrose said, "Tell me what your theory is about Endymion Leer, Nat. He was a double-dyed villain, all right, I suppose?"
They sat in silence for a while, smoking their pipes, and then Master Ambrose said, "Tell me what your theory is about Endymion Leer, Nat. He was definitely a complete villain, right?"
Master Nathaniel did not answer at once, and then he said thoughtfully, "I suppose so. I read the report of his defence, however, and his words seemed to me to ring true. But I think there was some evil lurking in his soul, and everything he touched was contaminated by it, even fairy fruit—even Duke Aubrey."
Master Nathaniel didn't respond right away, and then he said thoughtfully, "I guess so. I read the report of his defense, though, and his words felt genuine to me. But I think there was something dark inside him, and everything he touched was tainted by it, even fairy fruit—even Duke Aubrey."
"And that spiritual sin he accused himself of ... what do you suppose it was?"
"And that spiritual sin he blamed himself for... what do you think it was?"
"I think," said Master Nathaniel slowly, "he may have mishandled the sacred objects of the Mysteries."
"I think," Master Nathaniel said slowly, "he might have mishandled the sacred objects of the Mysteries."
"What are these sacred objects, Nat?"
"What are these sacred objects, Nat?"
Master Nathaniel moved uneasily in his chair, and said, with an embarrassed little laugh, "Life and death, I suppose." He hated being asked about these sorts of things.
Master Nathaniel shifted uncomfortably in his chair and said, with an awkward little laugh, "Life and death, I guess." He really didn't like being asked about stuff like this.
Master Ambrose sat for a few moments pondering, and then he said, "It was curious how in all his attacks on you he defeated his own ends."
Master Ambrose sat for a few moments thinking, and then he said, "It was interesting how in all his attacks on you he ended up undermining his own goals."
"Yes," cried Master Nathaniel, with much more animation than he had hitherto shown, "that was really very curious. Everything he did produced exactly the opposite effect he had intended it should. He feared the Chanticleers, and wanted to be rid of them, so he gets Ranulph off to Fairyland, whence nobody had ever before returned. And he manages to get me so discredited that I have to leave Lud, and he thinks me safely out of the way. But, in reality, he was only bringing about his own downfall. I have to leave Lud, and so I go to the farm, and there I find old Gibberty's incriminating document. While the fact of Ranulph's having gone off yonder sends me after him, and that is why, I suppose, I come back as Duke Aubrey's deputy," and again he gave an embarrassed laugh; and then added dreamily, "It is useless to try and circumvent the Duke."
"Yes," exclaimed Master Nathaniel, with much more enthusiasm than he had shown before, "that was really quite strange. Everything he did achieved the exact opposite of what he intended. He was afraid of the Chanticleers and wanted to get rid of them, so he sends Ranulph off to Fairyland, a place no one had ever returned from. And he manages to discredit me so much that I have to leave Lud, and he thinks I'm safely out of the picture. But in reality, he was only setting himself up for failure. I have to leave Lud, so I go to the farm, and that’s where I find old Gibberty's incriminating document. Meanwhile, the fact that Ranulph has gone off sends me after him, and that’s why, I guess, I come back as Duke Aubrey's deputy," and again he laughed awkwardly; then added dreamily, "It's pointless to try and outsmart the Duke."
"He who rides the wind needs must go where his steed carries him," quoted Master Ambrose.
"He who rides the wind has to go where his horse takes him," quoted Master Ambrose.
Master Nathaniel smiled, and for some minutes they puffed at their pipes in silence.
Master Nathaniel smiled, and for a few minutes, they smoked their pipes in silence.
Then Master Nathaniel gave a reminiscent chuckle: "Those were queer months that we lived through, Ambrose!" he cried. "All of us, that's to say those of us who had parts to play, seemed to be living each others' dreams or dreaming each others' lives, whichever way you choose to put it, and the most incongruous things began to rhyme—apples and bleeding corpses and trees and ghosts. Yes, all our dreams got entangled. Leer makes a speech about men and trees, and I find the solution of the situation under a herm, which is half a man and half a tree, and you see the juice of fairy fruit and think that it is the dead bleeding—and so on. Yes, my adventures went on getting more and more like a dream till ... the climax," and he paused abruptly.
Then Master Nathaniel chuckled nostalgically: "Those were strange months we lived through, Ambrose!" he exclaimed. "All of us—those of us who had roles to play—seemed to be living each other's dreams or dreaming each other's lives, however you want to say it, and the most unexpected things started to connect—apples and bleeding bodies and trees and ghosts. Yes, all our dreams got mixed up. Leer gives a speech about men and trees, and I discover the answer to the situation under a herm, which is half man and half tree, and you see the juice of fairy fruit and think it's the blood of the dead—and so on. Yes, my adventures kept becoming more and more dreamlike until ... the climax," and he stopped suddenly.
A long silence followed, broken at last by Master Ambrose. "Well, Nat," he said, "I think I've had a lesson in humility. I used to have as good an opinion of myself as most men, I think, but now I've learned that I'm a very ordinary sort of fellow, made of very inferior clay to you and my Moonlove—all the things that you know at first hand and I can only take on faith."
A long silence followed, finally interrupted by Master Ambrose. "Well, Nat," he said, "I think I've learned a lesson in humility. I used to think very highly of myself, like most men do, but now I've realized that I'm just a pretty ordinary guy, made of much lower quality clay compared to you and my Moonlove—all the things you know from experience and I can only believe."
"Suppose, Ambrose, that what we know at first hand is only this—that there is nothing to know?" said Master Nathaniel a little sadly. Then he sank into a brown study, and Master Ambrose, thinking he wanted to be alone, stole quietly from the room.
"Imagine, Ambrose, that what we know for sure is just this—that there's nothing to know?" said Master Nathaniel with a hint of sadness. Then he fell into a deep thought, and Master Ambrose, thinking he needed some space, quietly left the room.
Master Nathaniel sat gazing moodily into the fire; and his pipe went out without his noticing it. Then the door opened softly, and someone stole in and stood behind his chair. It was Dame Marigold. All she said was, "Funny old Nat!" but her voice had a husky tenderness. And then she knelt down beside him and took him into her soft warm arms. And a new hope was borne in upon Master Nathaniel that someday he would hear the Note again, and all would be clear.
Master Nathaniel sat lost in thought, staring at the fire, and he didn't even notice when his pipe went out. Then the door opened quietly, and someone slipped in and stood behind his chair. It was Dame Marigold. All she said was, "Funny old Nat!" but her voice was warm and caring. Then she knelt beside him and wrapped him in her soft, warm arms. A new hope filled Master Nathaniel that someday he would hear the Note again, and everything would make sense.
CHAPTER XXXII
CONCLUSION
I should like to conclude with a few words as to the fate of the various people who have appeared in these pages.
I’d like to wrap up with a few comments about what happened to the different people mentioned in these pages.
Hazel Gibberty married Sebastian Thug—and an excellent husband he made her. He gave up the sea and settled on his wife's farm. Mistress Ivy Peppercorn came and lived with them and every summer they had a visit from Master Nathaniel and Ranulph. Bawdy Bess left Lud at the time of Sebastian's marriage—out of pique, said the malicious.
Hazel Gibberty married Sebastian Thug—and he turned out to be a great husband for her. He left the sea behind and settled on his wife's farm. Mistress Ivy Peppercorn came to live with them, and every summer, they had visits from Master Nathaniel and Ranulph. Bawdy Bess left Lud when Sebastian got married—some said it was out of jealousy.
Luke Hempen entered the Lud Yeomanry, where he did so well that when Mumchance retired he was elected Captain in his place.
Luke Hempen joined the Lud Yeomanry, where he excelled so much that when Mumchance stepped down, he was chosen as the new Captain.
Hempie lived to a ripe old age—long enough to tell her stories to Ranulph's children; nor had she any scruples about telling them her views on "neighbourliness." And when she died, as a tribute to her long and loving service, she was buried in the family chapel of the Chanticleers.
Hempie lived to be quite old—long enough to share her stories with Ranulph's kids; she had no hesitation in sharing her thoughts on "neighborliness." And when she passed away, as a tribute to her long and loving service, she was buried in the family chapel of the Chanticleers.
Mother Tibbs, after taking a conspicuous part in the wild revels which followed on the arrival of the fairy army, vanished for ever from Dorimare. Nor did anyone ever again see Portunus. But, from time to time, a wild red-haired youth would arrive uninvited, and having turned everything topsy-turvy with his pranks, would rush from the house, shouting "Ho! Ho! Hoh!"
Mother Tibbs, after playing a noticeable role in the wild celebrations that followed the arrival of the fairy army, disappeared forever from Dorimare. No one ever saw Portunus again either. However, every now and then, a chaotic red-haired young man would show up unexpectedly, turn everything upside down with his antics, and then dash out of the house, yelling "Ho! Ho! Hoh!"
By degrees the Crabapple Blossoms recovered their spirits. But they certainly did not grow up into the sort of young ladies their mothers had imagined they would when they first sent them to Miss Primrose Crabapple's Academy. They were never stinted of fairy fruit, for the Dapple continued to bring its tribute to Dorimare, adding thereby considerably to the wealth of the country. For, thanks to the sound practical sense of Master Ambrose, a new industry was started—that of candying fairy fruit, and exporting it to all the countries with which they trafficked, in pretty fancy boxes, the painted lids of which showed that art was creeping back to Dorimare.
Gradually, the Crabapple Blossoms lifted their spirits. However, they certainly didn't turn into the kind of young women their mothers had imagined when they first sent them to Miss Primrose Crabapple's Academy. They were never short of fairy fruit, as the Dapple continued to bring its offering to Dorimare, significantly boosting the country’s wealth. Thanks to the practical wisdom of Master Ambrose, a new industry was established—candying fairy fruit and exporting it to all the countries they traded with, in attractive fancy boxes, the painted lids of which indicated that art was making a comeback in Dorimare.
As for Ranulph, when he grew up he wrote the loveliest songs that had been heard since the days of Duke Aubrey—songs that crossed the sea and were sung by lonely fishermen in the far North, and by indigo mothers crooning to their babies by the doors of their huts in the Cinnamon Isles.
As for Ranulph, when he grew up, he wrote the most beautiful songs that had been heard since the days of Duke Aubrey—songs that traveled across the sea and were sung by lonely fishermen in the far North, and by indigo mothers humming to their babies by the doors of their huts in the Cinnamon Isles.
Dame Marigold continued to smile, and to nibble marzipan with her cronies. But she used sometimes sadly to wonder whether Master Nathaniel had ever really come back from beyond the Debatable Hills; sometimes, but not always.
Dame Marigold kept smiling and munching on marzipan with her friends. But sometimes she would sadly wonder if Master Nathaniel had ever really returned from beyond the Debatable Hills; sometimes, but not always.
And Master Nathaniel himself? Whether he ever heard the Note again I cannot say. But in time he went, either to reap the fields of gillyflowers, or to moulder in the Fields of Grammary. And below his coffin in the family chapel a brass tablet was put up with this epitaph:
And Master Nathaniel himself? I can't say if he ever heard the Note again. But eventually, he went, either to enjoy the beauty of the gillyflower fields, or to decay in the Fields of Grammary. And below his coffin in the family chapel, a brass plaque was put up with this epitaph:
NATHANIEL CHANTICLEER
Nate Chanticleer
PRESIDENT OF THE GUILD OF MERCHANTS
THREE TIMES MAYOR OF LUD-IN-THE-MIST
TO WHOM WAS GRANTED NO SMALL SHARE OF
THE PEACE AND PROSPERITY
HE HELPED TO BESTOW ON
HIS TOWN AND COUNTRY.
PRESIDENT OF THE GUILD OF MERCHANTS
THREE TIMES MAYOR OF LUD-IN-THE-MIST
TO WHOM WAS GRANTED NO SMALL SHARE OF
THE PEACE AND PROSPERITY
HE HELPED TO BESTOW ON
HIS TOWN AND COUNTRY.
An epitaph not unlike those he used to con so wistfully in his visits to the Fields of Grammary.
An epitaph not unlike those he used to recite so longingly during his visits to the Fields of Grammary.
And this is but another proof that the Written Word is a Fairy, as mocking and elusive as Willy Wisp, speaking lying words to us in a feigned voice. So let all readers of books take warning! And with this final exhortation this book shall close.
And this is just another proof that the Written Word is a trickster, as playful and elusive as a Willy Wisp, whispering deceitful words to us in a false voice. So let all book readers take heed! And with this final message, this book will come to an end.
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