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ROB ROY

BY SIR WALTER SCOTT

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ROB ROY





BY SIR WALTER SCOTT

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CONTENTS

VOLUME I.

VOLUME II.










List of Illustrations

VOLUME II.










VOLUME ONE

               For why? Because the good old rule
                     Sufficeth them; the simple plan,
               That they should take who have the power,
                     And they should keep who can.

                             Rob Roy's Grave—Wordsworth
               Why? Because the good old rule
                     Is enough for them; the simple plan,
               That those in power should take,
                     And those who can should keep. 

                             Rob Roy's Grave—Wordsworth




ADVERTISEMENT TO THE FIRST EDITION

When the Editor of the following volumes published, about two years since, the work called the “Antiquary,” he announced that he was, for the last time, intruding upon the public in his present capacity. He might shelter himself under the plea that every anonymous writer is, like the celebrated Junius, only a phantom, and that therefore, although an apparition, of a more benign, as well as much meaner description, he cannot be bound to plead to a charge of inconsistency. A better apology may be found in the imitating the confession of honest Benedict, that, when he said he would die a bachelor, he did not think he should live to be married. The best of all would be, if, as has eminently happened in the case of some distinguished contemporaries, the merit of the work should, in the reader's estimation, form an excuse for the Author's breach of promise. Without presuming to hope that this may prove the case, it is only further necessary to mention, that his resolution, like that of Benedict, fell a sacrifice, to temptation at least, if not to stratagem.

When the Editor of the following volumes published the work titled “Antiquary” about two years ago, he claimed it would be the last time he would put himself forward in this role. He could argue that every anonymous writer is just a ghost, like the famous Junius, and therefore, as an apparition of a friendlier yet lesser kind, he shouldn’t have to defend against accusations of inconsistency. A better excuse might come from the honest confession of Benedict, who said he would remain a bachelor, not thinking he would live to get married. The best reason of all would be if, like some notable peers, the quality of the work might justify the Author's broken promise in the eyes of the readers. Without assuming that this will be the case, it’s only necessary to add that his resolution, much like Benedict’s, fell victim to temptation, if not to some cunning plan.

It is now about six months since the Author, through the medium of his respectable Publishers, received a parcel of Papers, containing the Outlines of this narrative, with a permission, or rather with a request, couched in highly flattering terms, that they might be given to the Public, with such alterations as should be found suitable.*

It has now been about six months since the Author, through his respected Publishers, received a package of Papers, containing the outlines of this story, along with a request, framed in very flattering terms, for it to be shared with the Public, with any necessary changes made.

* As it maybe necessary, in the present Edition(1829), to speak upon the square, the Author thinks it proper to own, that the communication alluded to is entirely imaginary.

* As it might be necessary, in this edition (1829), to discuss the square, the author feels it’s important to acknowledge that the communication mentioned is completely fictional.

These were of course so numerous, that, besides the suppression of names, and of incidents approaching too much to reality, the work may in a great measure be, said to be new written. Several anachronisms have probably crept in during the course of these changes; and the mottoes for the Chapters have been selected without any reference to the supposed date of the incidents. For these, of course, the Editor is responsible. Some others occurred in the original materials, but they are of little consequence. In point of minute accuracy, it may be stated, that the bridge over the Forth, or rather the Avondhu (or Black River), near the hamlet of Aberfoil, had not an existence thirty years ago. It does not, however, become the Editor to be the first to point out these errors; and he takes this public opportunity to thank the unknown and nameless correspondent, to whom the reader will owe the principal share of any amusement which he may derive from the following pages.

These were, of course, so numerous that, aside from removing names and incidents too close to reality, the work can largely be considered newly written. Some anachronisms have likely slipped in during these changes, and the chapter mottos were chosen without regard to the supposed dates of the events. The Editor takes responsibility for these. Some others appeared in the original materials, but they’re of little importance. In terms of accuracy, it should be noted that the bridge over the Forth, or rather the Avondhu (or Black River), near the village of Aberfoil, didn’t exist thirty years ago. However, it’s not the Editor’s place to be the first to point out these mistakes; instead, he takes this opportunity to thank the unknown and nameless correspondent, to whom the reader can credit most of the enjoyment they might find in the following pages.

1st December 1817.

1 December 1817.





INTRODUCTION—-(1829)

When the author projected this further encroachment on the patience of an indulgent public, he was at some loss for a title; a good name being very nearly of as much consequence in literature as in life. The title of Rob Roy was suggested by the late Mr. Constable, whose sagacity and experience foresaw the germ of popularity which it included.

When the author anticipated this additional strain on the patience of a tolerant public, he struggled to find a title; a good name is almost as important in literature as it is in life. The title Rob Roy was proposed by the late Mr. Constable, whose insight and experience recognized the potential for popularity that it held.

No introduction can be more appropriate to the work than some account of the singular character whose name is given to the title-page, and who, through good report and bad report, has maintained a wonderful degree of importance in popular recollection. This cannot be ascribed to the distinction of his birth, which, though that of a gentleman, had in it nothing of high destination, and gave him little right to command in his clan. Neither, though he lived a busy, restless, and enterprising life, were his feats equal to those of other freebooters, who have been less distinguished. He owed his fame in a great measure to his residing on the very verge of the Highlands, and playing such pranks in the beginning of the 18th century, as are usually ascribed to Robin Hood in the middle ages,—and that within forty miles of Glasgow, a great commercial city, the seat of a learned university. Thus a character like his, blending the wild virtues, the subtle policy, and unrestrained license of an American Indian, was flourishing in Scotland during the Augustan age of Queen Anne and George I. Addison, it is probable, or Pope, would have been considerably surprised if they had known that there existed in the same island with them a personage of Rob Roy's peculiar habits and profession. It is this strong contrast betwixt the civilised and cultivated mode of life on the one side of the Highland line, and the wild and lawless adventures which were habitually undertaken and achieved by one who dwelt on the opposite side of that ideal boundary, which creates the interest attached to his name. Hence it is that even yet,

No introduction could be more fitting for this work than a description of the unique individual whose name appears on the title page and who, despite both praise and criticism, has retained a remarkable level of significance in popular memory. This can't be attributed to the status of his birth, which, although genteel, had no exceptional purpose and gave him little authority within his clan. Even though he led a busy, restless, and adventurous life, his exploits were not superior to those of other outlaws who weren't as well-known. Much of his fame came from living on the very edge of the Highlands and engaging in antics in the early 18th century that are often compared to the legendary Robin Hood from the Middle Ages—all this happening within forty miles of Glasgow, a major trading city and home to a renowned university. Thus, a character like his, combining the raw virtues, cunning strategies, and unrestrained freedom of a Native American, was thriving in Scotland during the Augustan age of Queen Anne and George I. Addison or Pope would likely have been quite surprised to learn that there existed in the same country a figure like Rob Roy, with such distinctive habits and lifestyle. It is this stark contrast between the civilized, cultured life on one side of the Highland line and the wild, lawless escapades undertaken by someone living on the other side of that imagined boundary that creates the intrigue around his name. Hence, even now,

                  Far and near, through vale and hill,
                      Are faces that attest the same,
                  And kindle like a fire new stirr'd,
                      At sound of Rob Roy's name.
                  Far and wide, through valleys and hills,
                      Are faces that show the same,
                  And ignite like a fire freshly stoked,
                      At the mention of Rob Roy's name.

There were several advantages which Rob Roy enjoyed for sustaining to advantage the character which he assumed.

There were several advantages that Rob Roy had for maintaining the persona he adopted.

The most prominent of these was his descent from, and connection with, the clan MacGregor, so famous for their misfortunes, and the indomitable spirit with which they maintained themselves as a clan, linked and banded together in spite of the most severe laws, executed with unheard-of rigour against those who bore this forbidden surname. Their history was that of several others of the original Highland clans, who were suppressed by more powerful neighbours, and either extirpated, or forced to secure themselves by renouncing their own family appellation, and assuming that of the conquerors. The peculiarity in the story of the MacGregors, is their retaining, with such tenacity, their separate existence and union as a clan under circumstances of the utmost urgency. The history of the tribe is briefly as follows—But we must premise that the tale depends in some degree on tradition; therefore, excepting when written documents are, quoted, it must be considered as in some degree dubious.

The most notable aspect of this was his connection to the MacGregor clan, famous for their hardships and the strong spirit they showed in staying united as a clan, despite facing harsh laws rigorously enforced against those carrying this banned surname. Their story mirrors that of several other original Highland clans, which were oppressed by more powerful neighbors, leading to either their destruction or forcing them to abandon their family name in favor of that of their conquerors. What sets the MacGregors apart is their remarkable determination to maintain their identity and unity as a clan even in the most challenging circumstances. The history of the tribe is summarized as follows—But we should note that this story is based partially on tradition; therefore, unless written documents are cited, it should be viewed as somewhat uncertain.

The sept of MacGregor claimed a descent from Gregor, or Gregorius, third son, it is said, of Alpin King of Scots, who flourished about 787. Hence their original patronymic is MacAlpine, and they are usually termed the Clan Alpine. An individual tribe of them retains the same name. They are accounted one of the most ancient clans in the Highlands, and it is certain they were a people of original Celtic descent, and occupied at one period very extensive possessions in Perthshire and Argyleshire, which they imprudently continued to hold by the coir a glaive, that is, the right of the sword. Their neighbours, the Earls of Argyle and Breadalbane, in the meanwhile, managed to leave the lands occupied by the MacGregors engrossed in those charters which they easily obtained from the Crown; and thus constituted a legal right in their own favour, without much regard to its justice. As opportunity occurred of annoying or extirpating their neighbours, they gradually extended their own domains, by usurping, under the pretext of such royal grants, those of their more uncivilised neighbours. A Sir Duncan Campbell of Lochow, known in the Highlands by the name of Donacha Dhu nan Churraichd, that is, Black Duncan with the Cowl, it being his pleasure to wear such a head-gear, is said to have been peculiarly successful in those acts of spoliation upon the clan MacGregor.

The MacGregor clan claims to be descended from Gregor, or Gregorius, who is said to be the third son of Alpin, King of Scots, around 787. Therefore, their original surname is MacAlpine, and they are generally referred to as Clan Alpine. A specific branch of them still keeps that name. They are considered one of the oldest clans in the Highlands, and it's clear they were originally of Celtic descent, owning extensive lands in Perthshire and Argyleshire at one time. They foolishly held onto these lands by the coir a glaive, which means the right of the sword. Meanwhile, their neighbors, the Earls of Argyle and Breadalbane, managed to take control of the lands occupied by the MacGregors and secured those lands in charters easily obtained from the Crown, establishing a legal right for themselves without much concern for justice. As opportunities arose to disrupt or eliminate their neighbors, they gradually expanded their own territory by taking over the lands of their less civilized neighbors under the guise of such royal grants. A Sir Duncan Campbell of Lochow, known in the Highlands as Donacha Dhu nan Churraichd, or Black Duncan with the Cowl, because he preferred to wear that type of headgear, is said to have been particularly successful in these acts of plunder against the MacGregor clan.

The devoted sept, ever finding themselves iniquitously driven from their possessions, defended themselves by force, and occasionally gained advantages, which they used cruelly enough. This conduct, though natural, considering the country and time, was studiously represented at the capital as arising from an untameable and innate ferocity, which nothing, it was said, could remedy, save cutting off the tribe of MacGregor root and branch.

The dedicated clan, often unjustly driven from their lands, defended themselves with force and sometimes gained advantages that they used quite harshly. While this behavior was understandable given the circumstances of the region and the era, it was deliberately portrayed in the capital as stemming from an uncontrollable and inherent wildness, which it was claimed could only be resolved by completely eradicating the MacGregor tribe.

In an act of Privy Council at Stirling, 22d September 1563, in the reign of Queen Mary, commission is granted to the most powerful nobles, and chiefs of the clans, to pursue the clan Gregor with fire and sword. A similar warrant in 1563, not only grants the like powers to Sir John Campbell of Glenorchy, the descendant of Duncan with the Cowl, but discharges the lieges to receive or assist any of the clan Gregor, or afford them, under any colour whatever, meat, drink, or clothes.

In a Privy Council meeting in Stirling on September 22, 1563, during Queen Mary's reign, the most powerful nobles and clan chiefs were given the authority to pursue the clan Gregor with force. A similar order in 1563 also gave Sir John Campbell of Glenorchy, a descendant of Duncan with the Cowl, the same powers and prohibited the people from receiving or assisting any members of the clan Gregor, or providing them with any food, drink, or clothing under any circumstances.

An atrocity which the clan Gregor committed in 1589, by the murder of John Drummond of Drummond-ernoch, a forester of the royal forest of Glenartney, is elsewhere given, with all its horrid circumstances. The clan swore upon the severed head of the murdered man, that they would make common cause in avowing the deed. This led to an act of the Privy Council, directing another crusade against the “wicked clan Gregor, so long continuing in blood, slaughter, theft, and robbery,” in which letters of fire and sword are denounced against them for the space of three years. The reader will find this particular fact illustrated in the Introduction to the Legend of Montrose in the present edition of these Novels.

An atrocity committed by the clan Gregor in 1589 involved the murder of John Drummond of Drummond-ernoch, a forester from the royal forest of Glenartney. This horrifying event is discussed in detail elsewhere. The clan swore on the severed head of the victim that they would publicly defend their actions. This led to a ruling by the Privy Council, calling for another campaign against the “wicked clan Gregor, who continued in bloodshed, slaughter, theft, and robbery.” They were subjected to letters of fire and sword for the next three years. This particular fact is elaborated on in the Introduction to the Legend of Montrose in the current edition of these Novels.

Other occasions frequently occurred, in which the MacGregors testified contempt for the laws, from which they had often experienced severity, but never protection. Though they were gradually deprived of their possessions, and of all ordinary means of procuring subsistence, they could not, nevertheless, be supposed likely to starve for famine, while they had the means of taking from strangers what they considered as rightfully their own. Hence they became versed in predatory forays, and accustomed to bloodshed. Their passions were eager, and, with a little management on the part of some of their most powerful neighbours, they could easily be hounded out, to use an expressive Scottish phrase, to commit violence, of which the wily instigators took the advantage, and left the ignorant MacGregors an undivided portion of blame and punishment. This policy of pushing on the fierce clans of the Highlands and Borders to break the peace of the country, is accounted by the historian one of the most dangerous practices of his own period, in which the MacGregors were considered as ready agents.

Other occasions frequently arose when the MacGregors showed their disdain for laws that had often brought them harsh treatment but never any protection. Even as they slowly lost their possessions and all usual means of making a living, they couldn't be expected to starve when they had the option to take from others what they believed was rightfully theirs. As a result, they became skilled in raids and used to violence. Their tempers were quick, and with a little encouragement from some of their more powerful neighbors, they could easily be hounded out, to use a fitting Scottish phrase, to commit acts of violence, which the clever instigators exploited, leaving the unsuspecting MacGregors with all the blame and penalties. This tactic of inciting the fierce clans of the Highlands and Borders to disrupt the peace of the country is regarded by historians as one of the most dangerous practices of that time, with the MacGregors seen as willing participants.

Notwithstanding these severe denunciations,—-which were acted upon in the same spirit in which they were conceived, some of the clan still possessed property, and the chief of the name in 1592 is designed Allaster MacGregor of Glenstrae. He is said to have been a brave and active man; but, from the tenor of his confession at his death, appears to have been engaged in many and desperate feuds, one of which finally proved fatal to himself and many of his followers. This was the celebrated conflict at Glenfruin, near the southwestern extremity of Loch Lomond, in the vicinity of which the MacGregors continued to exercise much authority by the coir a glaive, or right of the strongest, which we have already mentioned.

Despite these harsh accusations—which were taken seriously in the same way they were made—some members of the clan still had land, and in 1592, the leader was Allaster MacGregor of Glenstrae. He was known to be a brave and active man; however, based on his confession at the time of his death, it seems he was involved in numerous violent conflicts, one of which ultimately led to his demise and that of many of his followers. This was the famous battle at Glenfruin, near the southwestern tip of Loch Lomond, where the MacGregors maintained considerable power through the coir a glaive, or right of the strongest, which we have already referred to.

There had been a long and bloody feud betwixt the MacGregors and the Laird of Luss, head of the family of Colquhoun, a powerful race on the lower part of Loch Lomond. The MacGregors' tradition affirms that the quarrel began on a very trifling subject. Two of the MacGregors being benighted, asked shelter in a house belonging to a dependant of the Colquhouns, and were refused. They then retreated to an out-house, took a wedder from the fold, killed it, and supped off the carcass, for which (it is said) they offered payment to the proprietor. The Laird of Luss seized on the offenders, and, by the summary process which feudal barons had at their command, had them both condemned and executed. The MacGregors verify this account of the feud by appealing to a proverb current amongst them, execrating the hour (Mult dhu an Carbail ghil) that the black wedder with the white tail was ever lambed. To avenge this quarrel, the Laird of MacGregor assembled his clan, to the number of three or four hundred men, and marched towards Luss from the banks of Loch Long, by a pass called Raid na Gael, or the Highlandman's Pass.

There had been a long and bloody feud between the MacGregors and the Laird of Luss, the head of the Colquhoun family, a powerful clan in the lower part of Loch Lomond. According to the MacGregors' tradition, the conflict began over something very trivial. Two MacGregor men, caught out at night, asked to stay in a house owned by a servant of the Colquhouns, but they were turned away. They then went to a shed, took a sheep from the fold, killed it, and had a meal from the carcass, for which they supposedly offered to pay the owner. The Laird of Luss captured the culprits and, using the swift justice that feudal lords could impose, had them both condemned and executed. The MacGregors support this account of the feud by referencing a saying among them, cursing the hour (Mult dhu an Carbail ghil) that the black sheep with the white tail was ever born. To seek revenge for this dispute, the Laird of MacGregor gathered his clan, numbering around three or four hundred men, and marched toward Luss from the shores of Loch Long, through a route known as Raid na Gael, or the Highlandman's Pass.

Sir Humphrey Colquhoun received early notice of this incursion, and collected a strong force, more than twice the number of that of the invaders. He had with him the gentlemen of the name of Buchanan, with the Grahams, and other gentry of the Lennox, and a party of the citizens of Dumbarton, under command of Tobias Smollett, a magistrate, or bailie, of that town, and ancestor of the celebrated author.

Sir Humphrey Colquhoun got early word about this invasion and gathered a strong force, more than double the number of the attackers. He was accompanied by the gentlemen of the Buchanan family, along with the Grahams and other local gentry from Lennox, plus a group of citizens from Dumbarton, led by Tobias Smollett, a magistrate or bailie of that town, who was an ancestor of the famous author.

The parties met in the valley of Glenfruin, which signifies the Glen of Sorrow—-a name that seemed to anticipate the event of the day, which, fatal to the conquered party, was at least equally so to the victors, the “babe unborn” of Clan Alpine having reason to repent it. The MacGregors, somewhat discouraged by the appearance of a force much superior to their own, were cheered on to the attack by a Seer, or second-sighted person, who professed that he saw the shrouds of the dead wrapt around their principal opponents. The clan charged with great fury on the front of the enemy, while John MacGregor, with a strong party, made an unexpected attack on the flank. A great part of the Colquhouns' force consisted in cavalry, which could not act in the boggy ground. They were said to have disputed the field manfully, but were at length completely routed, and a merciless slaughter was exercised on the fugitives, of whom betwixt two and three hundred fell on the field and in the pursuit. If the MacGregors lost, as is averred, only two men slain in the action, they had slight provocation for an indiscriminate massacre. It is said that their fury extended itself to a party of students for clerical orders, who had imprudently come to see the battle. Some doubt is thrown on this fact, from the indictment against the chief of the clan Gregor being silent on the subject, as is the historian Johnston, and a Professor Ross, who wrote an account of the battle twenty-nine years after it was fought. It is, however, constantly averred by the tradition of the country, and a stone where the deed was done is called Leck-a-Mhinisteir, the Minister or Clerk's Flagstone. The MacGregors, by a tradition which is now found to be inaccurate, impute this cruel action to the ferocity of a single man of their tribe, renowned for size and strength, called Dugald, Ciar Mhor, or the great Mouse-coloured Man. He was MacGregor's foster-brother, and the chief committed the youths to his charge, with directions to keep them safely till the affray was over. Whether fearful of their escape, or incensed by some sarcasms which they threw on his tribe, or whether out of mere thirst of blood, this savage, while the other MacGregors were engaged in the pursuit, poniarded his helpless and defenceless prisoners. When the chieftain, on his return, demanded where the youths were, the Ciar (pronounced Kiar) Mhor drew out his bloody dirk, saying in Gaelic, “Ask that, and God save me!” The latter words allude to the exclamation which his victims used when he was murdering them. It would seem, therefore, that this horrible part of the story is founded on fact, though the number of the youths so slain is probably exaggerated in the Lowland accounts. The common people say that the blood of the Ciar Mhor's victims can never be washed off the stone. When MacGregor learnt their fate, he expressed the utmost horror at the deed, and upbraided his foster-brother with having done that which would occasion the destruction of him and his clan. This supposed homicide was the ancestor of Rob Roy, and the tribe from which he was descended. He lies buried at the church of Fortingal, where his sepulchre, covered with a large stone,* is still shown, and where his great strength and courage are the theme of many traditions.*

The parties met in the valley of Glenfruin, which means the Glen of Sorrow—a name that seemed to foreshadow the events of the day, which, while disastrous for the defeated party, was equally tragic for the victors, as the “unborn child” of Clan Alpine had reason to regret it. The MacGregors, somewhat disheartened by the sight of a much stronger opposing force, were encouraged to charge by a Seer, or someone with second sight, who claimed to see the shrouds of the dead around their main adversaries. The clan charged fiercely at the enemy, while John MacGregor, with a strong group, launched a surprise attack on the flank. A large portion of the Colquhouns' troops comprised cavalry, which couldn't maneuver through the boggy ground. They reportedly fought bravely but were ultimately completely defeated, facing relentless slaughter among the fleeing troops, with between two and three hundred casualties on the field and during the pursuit. If the MacGregors only lost, as claimed, two men in the battle, they had little justification for such an indiscriminate massacre. It's said their rage fell upon a group of clerical students who had foolishly come to watch the fight. Some doubt this account, as the indictment against the chief of Clan Gregor makes no mention of it, as do historian Johnston and Professor Ross, who wrote about the battle twenty-nine years later. However, this is consistently recounted in local tradition, and a stone marking the site is called Leck-a-Mhinisteir, the Minister or Clerk’s Flagstone. The MacGregors, based on an inaccurate tradition, blame this cruel act on a single member of their clan known for his size and strength, named Dugald, Ciar Mhor, or the great Mouse-colored Man. He was MacGregor's foster-brother, and the chief entrusted the youths to his care, instructing him to keep them safe until the fight was over. Whether fearing their escape, angered by some insults they hurled at his tribe, or driven by a sheer thirst for blood, this savage, while the other MacGregors pursued, brutally killed his defenseless prisoners. When the chieftain returned and asked where the young men were, Ciar (pronounced Kiar) Mhor pulled out his bloody dirk and said in Gaelic, “Ask that, and God save me!” The latter words refer to the cries of his victims as he killed them. This horrifying part of the story seems rooted in fact, though the number of youths slain is likely exaggerated in Lowland accounts. Locals claim that the blood of Ciar Mhor's victims can never be washed off that stone. When MacGregor learned of their fate, he expressed his utter horror at the act and chastised his foster-brother for committing something that would lead to the ruin of him and his clan. This alleged murderer was the ancestor of Rob Roy and the tribe from which he descended. He is buried at the church of Fortingal, where his grave, covered with a large stone,* is still shown, and where his great strength and courage are the subject of many stories.*

* Note A. The Grey Stone of MacGregor.

* Note A. The Grey Stone of MacGregor.

** Note B. Dugald Ciar Mhor.

** Note B. Dugald Ciar Mhor.

MacGregor's brother was one of the very few of the tribe who was slain. He was buried near the field of battle, and the place is marked by a rude stone, called the Grey Stone of MacGregor.

MacGregor's brother was one of the very few from the tribe who was killed. He was buried close to the battlefield, and the spot is marked by a rough stone, known as the Grey Stone of MacGregor.

Sir Humphrey Colquhoun, being well mounted, escaped for the time to the castle of Banochar, or Benechra. It proved no sure defence, however, for he was shortly after murdered in a vault of the castle,—-the family annals say by the MacGregors, though other accounts charge the deed upon the MacFarlanes.

Sir Humphrey Colquhoun, riding well, temporarily escaped to the castle of Banochar, or Benechra. However, it wasn't a safe haven for long, as he was soon murdered in a vault of the castle—family records say it was by the MacGregors, though other accounts blame the MacFarlanes.

This battle of Glenfruin, and the severity which the victors exercised in the pursuit, was reported to King James VI. in a manner the most unfavourable to the clan Gregor, whose general character, being that of lawless though brave men, could not much avail them in such a case. That James might fully understand the extent of the slaughter, the widows of the slain, to the number of eleven score, in deep mourning, riding upon white palfreys, and each bearing her husband's bloody shirt on a spear, appeared at Stirling, in presence of a monarch peculiarly accessible to such sights of fear and sorrow, to demand vengeance for the death of their husbands, upon those by whom they had been made desolate.

This battle of Glenfruin and the harsh actions taken by the victors during the pursuit were reported to King James VI. in a way that painted the clan Gregor in a very negative light. Their reputation as bold but unruly men didn't help their case. To ensure James understood the magnitude of the slaughter, the widows of the slain—numbering around 160—dressed in mourning rode into Stirling on white horses, each carrying her husband’s blood-stained shirt on a spear, to stand before a king who was particularly moved by such displays of fear and sorrow, and to seek justice for their husbands’ deaths from those who had left them in despair.

The remedy resorted to was at least as severe as the cruelties which it was designed to punish. By an Act of the Privy Council, dated 3d April 1603, the name of MacGregor was expressly abolished, and those who had hitherto borne it were commanded to change it for other surnames, the pain of death being denounced against those who should call themselves Gregor or MacGregor, the names of their fathers. Under the same penalty, all who had been at the conflict of Glenfruin, or accessory to other marauding parties charged in the act, were prohibited from carrying weapons, except a pointless knife to eat their victuals. By a subsequent act of Council, 24th June 1613, death was denounced against any persons of the tribe formerly called MacGregor, who should presume to assemble in greater numbers than four. Again, by an Act of Parliament, 1617, chap. 26, these laws were continued, and extended to the rising generation, in respect that great numbers of the children of those against whom the acts of Privy Council had been directed, were stated to be then approaching to maturity, who, if permitted to resume the name of their parents, would render the clan as strong as it was before.

The punishment that was used was at least as harsh as the cruelty it aimed to address. On April 3, 1603, an Act of the Privy Council officially abolished the name MacGregor, and those who had carried it were ordered to choose other surnames, with the death penalty imposed on anyone who called themselves Gregor or MacGregor, the names of their fathers. Under the same penalty, anyone who had participated in the conflict at Glenfruin, or had been involved in other raids mentioned in the act, was forbidden from carrying weapons, except for a blunt knife to eat their food. By another Council act on June 24, 1613, death was threatened against any members of the former MacGregor tribe who dared to gather in groups of more than four. Again, a 1617 Act of Parliament, chap. 26, continued these laws and extended them to the next generation, noting that many children of those targeted by the Privy Council acts were nearing adulthood, and if allowed to take back their parents' names, they would make the clan as strong as it had been before.

The execution of those severe acts was chiefly intrusted in the west to the Earl of Argyle and the powerful clan of Campbell, and to the Earl of Athole and his followers in the more eastern Highlands of Perthshire. The MacGregors failed not to resist with the most determined courage; and many a valley in the West and North Highlands retains memory of the severe conflicts, in which the proscribed clan sometimes obtained transient advantages, and always sold their lives dearly. At length the pride of Allaster MacGregor, the chief of the clan, was so much lowered by the sufferings of his people, that he resolved to surrender himself to the Earl of Argyle, with his principal followers, on condition that they should be sent out of Scotland. If the unfortunate chief's own account be true, he had more reasons than one for expecting some favour from the Earl, who had in secret advised and encouraged him to many of the desperate actions for which he was now called to so severe a reckoning. But Argyle, as old Birrell expresses himself, kept a Highlandman's promise with them, fulfilling it to the ear, and breaking it to the sense. MacGregor was sent under a strong guard to the frontier of England, and being thus, in the literal sense, sent out of Scotland, Argyle was judged to have kept faith with him, though the same party which took him there brought him back to Edinburgh in custody.

The execution of those harsh acts was mainly assigned in the west to the Earl of Argyle and the powerful Campbell clan, and to the Earl of Athole and his followers in the eastern Highlands of Perthshire. The MacGregors did not fail to resist with unwavering courage, and many valleys in the West and North Highlands still remember the fierce conflicts, in which the banned clan sometimes gained fleeting advantages and always fought hard. Eventually, Allaster MacGregor, the clan chief, became so humbled by his people's suffering that he decided to surrender to the Earl of Argyle, bringing his key followers with him, on the condition that they would be sent out of Scotland. If the unfortunate chief's account is true, he had several reasons to expect some favor from the Earl, who had secretly advised and encouraged him in many of the desperate actions that now warranted such severe consequences. But Argyle, as old Birrell put it, kept a Highlander's promise with them, fulfilling it to the ear while breaking it to the sense. MacGregor was sent under heavy guard to the English border, and by literally being sent out of Scotland, Argyle was seen as having kept his promise, although the same group that took him there brought him back to Edinburgh in custody.

MacGregor of Glenstrae was tried before the Court of Justiciary, 20th January 1604, and found guilty. He appears to have been instantly conveyed from the bar to the gallows; for Birrell, of the same date, reports that he was hanged at the Cross, and, for distinction sake, was suspended higher by his own height than two of his kindred and friends.

MacGregor of Glenstrae was tried in the Court of Justiciary on January 20, 1604, and found guilty. It seems he was taken directly from the courtroom to the gallows, as Birrell reports on the same date that he was hanged at the Cross, and, to make a point, he was suspended higher because of his own height than two of his relatives and friends.

On the 18th of February following, more men of the MacGregors were executed, after a long imprisonment, and several others in the beginning of March.

On February 18th of the following year, more members of the MacGregor clan were executed after a long imprisonment, and several others were executed in early March.

The Earl of Argyle's service, in conducting to the surrender of the insolent and wicked race and name of MacGregor, notorious common malefactors, and in the in-bringing of MacGregor, with a great many of the leading men of the clan, worthily executed to death for their offences, is thankfully acknowledged by an Act of Parliament, 1607, chap. 16, and rewarded with a grant of twenty chalders of victual out of the lands of Kintire.

The Earl of Argyle's efforts in bringing about the surrender of the arrogant and evil MacGregors, who were infamous criminals, and in capturing MacGregor along with many of the clan’s prominent members, who were justly executed for their crimes, are gratefully recognized by an Act of Parliament, 1607, chap. 16, and rewarded with a grant of twenty chalders of grain from the lands of Kintire.

The MacGregors, notwithstanding the letters of fire and sword, and orders for military execution repeatedly directed against them by the Scottish legislature, who apparently lost all the calmness of conscious dignity and security, and could not even name the outlawed clan without vituperation, showed no inclination to be blotted out of the roll of clanship. They submitted to the law, indeed, so far as to take the names of the neighbouring families amongst whom they happened to live, nominally becoming, as the case might render it most convenient, Drummonds, Campbells, Grahams, Buchanans, Stewarts, and the like; but to all intents and purposes of combination and mutual attachment, they remained the clan Gregor, united together for right or wrong, and menacing with the general vengeance of their race, all who committed aggressions against any individual of their number.

The MacGregors, despite the threats of violence and military action repeatedly aimed at them by the Scottish government, which seemed to lose all sense of dignity and security and couldn't even mention the outlawed clan without insults, showed no desire to be erased from the list of clans. They did abide by the law to some extent, taking on the names of the nearby families they lived among, temporarily becoming, when it suited them, Drummonds, Campbells, Grahams, Buchanans, Stewarts, and others. But in every meaningful way of unity and loyalty, they remained the clan Gregor, standing together, right or wrong, and ready to retaliate as a united group against anyone who harmed any member of theirs.

They continued to take and give offence with as little hesitation as before the legislative dispersion which had been attempted, as appears from the preamble to statute 1633, chapter 30, setting forth, that the clan Gregor, which had been suppressed and reduced to quietness by the great care of the late King James of eternal memory, had nevertheless broken out again, in the counties of Perth, Stirling, Clackmannan, Monteith, Lennox, Angus, and Mearns; for which reason the statute re-establishes the disabilities attached to the clan, and, grants a new commission for enforcing the laws against that wicked and rebellious race.

They kept trading insults and causing offense just as easily as before the attempted legislative dispersal, as noted in the preamble to statute 1633, chapter 30, which states that the clan Gregor, which had been controlled and subdued through the careful efforts of the late King James, has, nonetheless, erupted again in the counties of Perth, Stirling, Clackmannan, Monteith, Lennox, Angus, and Mearns. For this reason, the statute reinstates the restrictions imposed on the clan and issues a new order to enforce the laws against that wicked and rebellious group.

Notwithstanding the extreme severities of King James I. and Charles I. against this unfortunate people, who were rendered furious by proscription, and then punished for yielding to the passions which had been wilfully irritated, the MacGregors to a man attached themselves during the civil war to the cause of the latter monarch. Their bards have ascribed this to the native respect of the MacGregors for the crown of Scotland, which their ancestors once wore, and have appealed to their armorial bearings, which display a pine-tree crossed saltire wise with a naked sword, the point of which supports a royal crown. But, without denying that such motives may have had their weight, we are disposed to think, that a war which opened the low country to the raids of the clan Gregor would have more charms for them than any inducement to espouse the cause of the Covenanters, which would have brought them into contact with Highlanders as fierce as themselves, and having as little to lose. Patrick MacGregor, their leader, was the son of a distinguished chief, named Duncan Abbarach, to whom Montrose wrote letters as to his trusty and special friend, expressing his reliance on his devoted loyalty, with an assurance, that when once his Majesty's affairs were placed upon a permanent footing, the grievances of the clan MacGregor should be redressed.

Despite the harsh treatment from King James I and Charles I towards this unfortunate people, who were driven to anger by discrimination and then punished for giving in to the feelings that were deliberately stirred up, the MacGregors fully committed themselves to support the latter king during the civil war. Their bards attribute this loyalty to the deep respect the MacGregors have for the crown of Scotland, which their ancestors once held, and they refer to their coat of arms, featuring a pine tree crossed with a naked sword, the tip of which supports a royal crown. However, while such motivations may have played a role, we believe that the opportunity for war, which opened the lowlands to the raids of Clan Gregor, would have been more appealing to them than any reason to join the Covenanters, which would have put them in conflict with Highlanders just as fierce as themselves and with just as little to lose. Patrick MacGregor, their leader, was the son of a notable chief named Duncan Abbarach, to whom Montrose sent letters as his faithful and special friend, expressing his trust in Duncan's loyalty and assuring him that once the King’s affairs were stabilized, the grievances of the MacGregor clan would be addressed.

At a subsequent period of these melancholy times, we find the clan Gregor claiming the immunities of other tribes, when summoned by the Scottish Parliament to resist the invasion of the Commonwealth's army, in 1651. On the last day of March in that year, a supplication to the King and Parliament, from Calum MacCondachie Vich Euen, and Euen MacCondachie Euen, in their own name, and that of the whole name of MacGregor, set forth, that while, in obedience to the orders of Parliament, enjoining all clans to come out in the present service under their chieftains, for the defence of religion, king, and kingdoms, the petitioners were drawing their men to guard the passes at the head of the river Forth, they were interfered with by the Earl of Athole and the Laird of Buchanan, who had required the attendance of many of the clan Gregor upon their arrays. This interference was, doubtless, owing to the change of name, which seems to have given rise to the claim of the Earl of Athole and the Laird of Buchanan to muster the MacGregors under their banners, as Murrays or Buchanans. It does not appear that the petition of the MacGregors, to be permitted to come out in a body, as other clans, received any answer. But upon the Restoration, King Charles, in the first Scottish Parliament of his reign (statute 1661, chap. 195), annulled the various acts against the clan Gregor, and restored them to the full use of their family name, and the other privileges of liege subjects, setting forth, as a reason for this lenity, that those who were formerly designed MacGregors had, during the late troubles, conducted themselves with such loyalty and affection to his Majesty, as might justly wipe off all memory of former miscarriages, and take away all marks of reproach for the same.

During a later period of these sad times, we see the clan Gregor asking for the same rights as other tribes when called by the Scottish Parliament to resist the Commonwealth's army invasion in 1651. On the last day of March that year, a petition to the King and Parliament, from Calum MacCondachie Vich Euen and Euen MacCondachie Euen, on behalf of themselves and the entire MacGregor name, stated that while they were gathering their men to secure the passes at the head of the river Forth, as ordered by Parliament, they were disrupted by the Earl of Athole and the Laird of Buchanan, who had demanded many from clan Gregor to join their forces. This disruption was likely due to the name change, which seems to have led the Earl of Athole and the Laird of Buchanan to claim the right to summon the MacGregors under their banners, as Murrays or Buchanans. It doesn’t seem like the MacGregors’ petition to fight as a group like other clans received any response. However, after the Restoration, King Charles, in the first Scottish Parliament of his reign (statute 1661, chap. 195), canceled the various acts against clan Gregor and restored their full use of their family name and the other rights of loyal subjects, stating that those who had once been called MacGregors had shown such loyalty and affection to his Majesty during the recent troubles that it justified erasing all memory of past wrongdoings and removing any stigma attached to them.

It is singular enough, that it seems to have aggravated the feelings of the non-conforming Presbyterians, when the penalties which were most unjustly imposed upon themselves were relaxed towards the poor MacGregors;—so little are the best men, any more than the worst, able to judge with impartiality of the same measures, as applied to themselves, or to others. Upon the Restoration, an influence inimical to this unfortunate clan, said to be the same with that which afterwards dictated the massacre of Glencoe, occasioned the re-enaction of the penal statutes against the MacGregors. There are no reasons given why these highly penal acts should have been renewed; nor is it alleged that the clan had been guilty of late irregularities. Indeed, there is some reason to think that the clause was formed of set purpose, in a shape which should elude observation; for, though containing conclusions fatal to the rights of so many Scottish subjects, it is neither mentioned in the title nor the rubric of the Act of Parliament in which it occurs, and is thrown briefly in at the close of the statute 1693, chap. 61, entitled, an Act for the Justiciary in the Highlands.

It’s quite striking that it seemed to intensify the feelings of the non-conforming Presbyterians when the harsh penalties imposed on them were eased for the poor MacGregors. This shows just how difficult it is for both the best and worst people to judge the same measures fairly when applied to themselves or others. After the Restoration, a force hostile to this unfortunate clan, thought to be the same one that later dictated the Glencoe massacre, led to the reenactment of the harsh laws against the MacGregors. No reasons were provided for why these severe actions were renewed, nor was it claimed that the clan had recently committed any offenses. In fact, there’s some reason to believe that this clause was intentionally crafted to escape notice; even though it includes conclusions harmful to the rights of many Scottish citizens, it isn’t mentioned in the title or the summary of the Act of Parliament where it appears. It is briefly included at the end of statute 1693, chap. 61, titled An Act for the Justiciary in the Highlands.

It does not, however, appear that after the Revolution the acts against the clan were severely enforced; and in the latter half of the eighteenth century, they were not enforced at all. Commissioners of supply were named in Parliament by the proscribed title of MacGregor, and decrees of courts of justice were pronounced, and legal deeds entered into, under the same appellative. The MacGregors, however, while the laws continued in the statute-book, still suffered under the deprivation of the name which was their birthright, and some attempts were made for the purpose of adopting another, MacAlpine or Grant being proposed as the title of the whole clan in future. No agreement, however, could be entered into; and the evil was submitted to as a matter of necessity, until full redress was obtained from the British Parliament, by an act abolishing for ever the penal statutes which had been so long imposed upon this ancient race. This statute, well merited by the services of many a gentleman of the clan in behalf of their King and country, was passed, and the clan proceeded to act upon it with the same spirit of ancient times, which had made them suffer severely under a deprivation that would have been deemed of little consequence by a great part of their fellow-subjects.

However, it doesn't seem that after the Revolution, the laws against the clan were strictly enforced, and in the second half of the eighteenth century, they weren't enforced at all. Commissioners of supply were appointed in Parliament using the banned title of MacGregor, and court decisions were made and legal documents were signed under that same name. The MacGregors, though, continued to suffer from the loss of the name that was their birthright, while the laws still existed on the books. Some attempts were made to adopt an alternative name, with MacAlpine or Grant suggested as the new title for the entire clan moving forward. However, no agreement could be reached, and the issue was endured as a necessity until they finally received redress from the British Parliament, through an act that permanently abolished the penal laws that had been imposed on this ancient race for so long. This statute, rightfully earned by many gentlemen of the clan who had served their King and country, was passed, and the clan moved to act on it with the same spirit of ancient times, which had made them suffer greatly under a loss that would have seemed insignificant to many of their fellow subjects.

They entered into a deed recognising John Murray of Lanrick, Esq. (afterwards Sir John MacGregor, Baronet), representative of the family of Glencarnock, as lawfully descended from the ancient stock and blood of the Lairds and Lords of MacGregor, and therefore acknowledged him as their chief on all lawful occasions and causes whatsoever. The deed was subscribed by eight hundred and twenty-six persons of the name of MacGregor, capable of bearing arms. A great many of the clan during the last war formed themselves into what was called the Clan Alpine Regiment, raised in 1799, under the command of their Chief and his brother Colonel MacGregor.

They signed a document officially recognizing John Murray of Lanrick, Esq. (later Sir John MacGregor, Baronet), as the rightful representative of the Glencarnock family, descended from the ancient lineage of the Lairds and Lords of MacGregor. They acknowledged him as their chief for all lawful purposes and matters. This document was signed by eight hundred and twenty-six individuals with the surname MacGregor who were fit to bear arms. Many members of the clan during the last war formed a group known as the Clan Alpine Regiment, established in 1799, under the leadership of their Chief and his brother Colonel MacGregor.

Having briefly noticed the history of this clan, which presents a rare and interesting example of the indelible character of the patriarchal system, the author must now offer some notices of the individual who gives name to these volumes.

Having briefly looked at the history of this clan, which provides a unique and fascinating example of the lasting nature of the patriarchal system, the author must now present some information about the individual who names these volumes.

In giving an account of a Highlander, his pedigree is first to be considered. That of Rob Roy was deduced from Ciar Mhor, the great mouse-coloured man, who is accused by tradition of having slain the young students at the battle of Glenfruin.

In talking about a Highlander, it’s important to first consider his background. Rob Roy's lineage traces back to Ciar Mhor, the big mouse-colored man, who is said by tradition to have killed the young students in the battle of Glenfruin.

Without puzzling ourselves and our readers with the intricacies of Highland genealogy, it is enough to say, that after the death of Allaster MacGregor of Glenstrae, the clan, discouraged by the unremitting persecution of their enemies, seem not to have had the means of placing themselves under the command of a single chief. According to their places of residence and immediate descent, the several families were led and directed by Chieftains, which, in the Highland acceptation, signifies the head of a particular branch of a tribe, in opposition to Chief, who is the leader and commander of the whole name.

Without confusing ourselves and our readers with the complexities of Highland genealogy, it's enough to say that after the death of Allaster MacGregor of Glenstrae, the clan, discouraged by the ongoing persecution from their enemies, seemed unable to place themselves under the command of a single leader. Depending on where they lived and their immediate family ties, the different families were led and guided by Chieftains, which in Highland terms refers to the head of a specific branch of a tribe, as opposed to Chief, who is the leader and commander of the entire clan.

The family and descendants of Dugald Ciar Mhor lived chiefly in the mountains between Loch Lomond and Loch Katrine, and occupied a good deal of property there—whether by sufferance, by the right of the sword, which it was never safe to dispute with them, or by legal titles of various kinds, it would be useless to inquire and unnecessary to detail. Enough;—there they certainly were—a people whom their most powerful neighbours were desirous to conciliate, their friendship in peace being very necessary to the quiet of the vicinage, and their assistance in war equally prompt and effectual.

The family and descendants of Dugald Ciar Mhor mainly lived in the mountains between Loch Lomond and Loch Katrine and owned quite a bit of property there—whether through tolerance, by force, which was never smart to challenge, or by various legal titles, it would be pointless to investigate and unnecessary to elaborate. Suffice it to say, they were definitely there—a group that their most powerful neighbors wanted to win over, their friendship in times of peace being essential for local harmony, and their help in times of war being both quick and effective.

Rob Roy MacGregor Campbell, which last name he bore in consequence of the Acts of Parliament abolishing his own, was the younger son of Donald MacGregor of Glengyle, said to have been a Lieutenant-Colonel (probably in the service of James II.), by his wife, a daughter of Campbell of Glenfalloch. Rob's own designation was of Inversnaid; but he appears to have acquired a right of some kind or other to the property or possession of Craig Royston, a domain of rock and forest, lying on the east side of Loch Lomond, where that beautiful lake stretches into the dusky mountains of Glenfalloch.

Rob Roy MacGregor Campbell, the last name he took on because of the Acts of Parliament that revoked his own, was the younger son of Donald MacGregor of Glengyle, who was said to be a Lieutenant-Colonel (likely serving under James II.), and his wife, who was a daughter of the Campbell of Glenfalloch. Rob was known as being from Inversnaid; however, it seems he gained some sort of right to the property or possession of Craig Royston, a rocky and forested area on the east side of Loch Lomond, where that beautiful lake reaches into the shadowy mountains of Glenfalloch.

The time of his birth is uncertain. But he is said to have been active in the scenes of war and plunder which succeeded the Revolution; and tradition affirms him to have been the leader in a predatory incursion into the parish of Kippen, in the Lennox, which took place in the year 1691. It was of almost a bloodless character, only one person losing his life; but from the extent of the depredation, it was long distinguished by the name of the Her'-ship, or devastation, of Kippen.* The time of his death is also uncertain, but as he is said to have survived the year 1733, and died an aged man, it is probable he may have been twenty-five about the time of the Her'-ship of Kippen, which would assign his birth to the middle of the 17th century.

The exact time of his birth is unclear. However, he is believed to have been involved in the conflicts and looting that followed the Revolution, and it is widely said that he led a raiding party into the parish of Kippen, in the Lennox, in 1691. The incident was almost without bloodshed, with only one person losing their life; however, due to the scale of the destruction, it became known as the Her'-ship, or devastation, of Kippen.* The exact time of his death is also unclear, but since he is said to have lived past 1733 and died as an old man, it is likely that he was about twenty-five during the Her'-ship of Kippen, suggesting he was born around the middle of the 17th century.

* See Statistcal Account of Scotland, 1st edition, vol. xviii. p. 332. Parish of * Kippen.

* See Statistical Account of Scotland, 1st edition, vol. xviii. p. 332. Parish of * Kippen.

In the more quiet times which succeeded the Revolution, Rob Roy, or Red Robert, seems to have exerted his active talents, which were of no mean order, as a drover, or trader in cattle, to a great extent. It may well be supposed that in those days no Lowland, much less English drovers, ventured to enter the Highlands. The cattle, which were the staple commodity of the mountains, were escorted down to fairs, on the borders of the Lowlands, by a party of Highlanders, with their arms rattling around them; and who dealt, however, in all honour and good faith with their Southern customers. A fray, indeed, would sometimes arise, when the Lowlandmen, chiefly Borderers, who had to supply the English market, used to dip their bonnets in the next brook, and wrapping them round their hands, oppose their cudgels to the naked broadswords, which had not always the superiority. I have heard from aged persons who had been engaged in such affrays, that the Highlanders used remarkably fair play, never using the point of the sword, far less their pistols or daggers; so that

In the quieter times after the Revolution, Rob Roy, or Red Robert, seems to have put his notable skills to use as a cattle drover or trader significantly. It’s likely that in those days, no Lowland, much less any English drovers, dared to enter the Highlands. The cattle, which were the main product of the mountains, were taken down to the fairs at the borders of the Lowlands by a group of Highlanders, armed and ready; they dealt honorably and fairly with their Southern customers. A fight would sometimes break out when the Lowlanders, mostly Borderers, who had to supply the English market, would dip their hats in the nearest stream, wrap them around their hands, and use their clubs against the Highlanders' naked broadswords, which didn’t always have the upper hand. I’ve heard from older individuals who participated in these skirmishes that the Highlanders played quite fair, never using the blade of their swords, let alone their pistols or daggers; so that

               With many a stiff thwack and many a bang,
                   Hard crabtree and cold iron rang.
               With many hard hits and many loud bangs,  
                   Tough crabtree and cold iron echoed.

A slash or two, or a broken head, was easily accommodated, and as the trade was of benefit to both parties, trifling skirmishes were not allowed to interrupt its harmony. Indeed it was of vital interest to the Highlanders, whose income, so far as derived from their estates, depended entirely on the sale of black cattle; and a sagacious and experienced dealer benefited not only himself, but his friends and neighbours, by his speculations. Those of Rob Roy were for several years so successful as to inspire general confidence, and raise him in the estimation of the country in which he resided.

A cut or two, or a bruised head, was easily dealt with, and since the trade benefited both sides, minor conflicts weren’t allowed to disrupt its smooth operation. It was especially important to the Highlanders, whose earnings from their lands relied completely on selling black cattle; a clever and seasoned dealer not only helped himself but also his friends and neighbors through his ventures. Rob Roy's dealings were so successful for several years that they earned him widespread trust and boosted his reputation in the area where he lived.

His importance was increased by the death of his father, in consequence of which he succeeded to the management of his nephew Gregor MacGregor of Glengyle's property, and, as his tutor, to such influence with the clan and following as was due to the representative of Dugald Ciar. Such influence was the more uncontrolled, that this family of the MacGregors seemed to have refused adherence to MacGregor of Glencarnock, the ancestor of the present Sir Ewan MacGregor, and asserted a kind of independence.

His importance grew with the death of his father, which led him to take over the management of his nephew Gregor MacGregor of Glengyle's property, and, as his tutor, to gain considerable influence within the clan and its followers, a privilege stemming from being the representative of Dugald Ciar. This influence was even more unchallenged because the MacGregor family seemed to have rejected allegiance to MacGregor of Glencarnock, the ancestor of the current Sir Ewan MacGregor, and claimed a sort of independence.

It was at this time that Rob Roy acquired an interest by purchase, wadset, or otherwise, to the property of Craig Royston already mentioned. He was in particular favour, during this prosperous period of his life, with his nearest and most powerful neighbour, James, first Duke of Montrose, from whom he received many marks of regard. His Grace consented to give his nephew and himself a right of property on the estates of Glengyle and Inversnaid, which they had till then only held as kindly tenants. The Duke also, with a view to the interest of the country and his own estate, supported our adventurer by loans of money to a considerable amount, to enable him to carry on his speculations in the cattle trade.

It was during this time that Rob Roy bought, leased, or otherwise acquired an interest in the property of Craig Royston, as mentioned earlier. He enjoyed a strong relationship with his closest and most powerful neighbor, James, the first Duke of Montrose, who showed him many favors during this successful period in his life. His Grace agreed to grant both his nephew and himself ownership rights to the estates of Glengyle and Inversnaid, which they had previously held only as tenants. The Duke also supported our adventurer with substantial loans to help him pursue his ventures in the cattle trade, benefiting both the country and his own estate.

Unfortunately that species of commerce was and is liable to sudden fluctuations; and Rob Roy was, by a sudden depression of markets, and, as a friendly tradition adds, by the bad faith of a partner named MacDonald, whom he had imprudently received into his confidence, and intrusted with a considerable sum of money, rendered totally insolvent. He absconded, of course—not empty-handed, if it be true, as stated in an advertisement for his apprehension, that he had in his possession sums to the amount of L1000 sterling, obtained from several noblemen and gentlemen under pretence of purchasing cows for them in the Highlands. This advertisement appeared in June 1712, and was several times repeated. It fixes the period when Rob Roy exchanged his commercial adventures for speculations of a very different complexion.*

Unfortunately, that kind of business was and still is subject to sudden ups and downs. Rob Roy became completely bankrupt due to a sudden market crash and, as a local story suggests, the betrayal of a partner named MacDonald, whom he foolishly trusted and gave a significant amount of money. Naturally, MacDonald fled, and not empty-handed, if it's true, as stated in a wanted ad for his capture, that he had around £1000 in his possession, which he had taken from several noblemen and gentlemen by pretending to buy cows for them in the Highlands. This ad was published in June 1712 and was repeated several times. It marks the time when Rob Roy moved from commercial dealings to very different kinds of ventures.*

* See Appendix, No. I.

* See Appendix, No. 1.

He appears at this period first to have removed from his ordinary dwelling at Inversnaid, ten or twelve Scots miles (which is double the number of English) farther into the Highlands, and commenced the lawless sort of life which he afterwards followed. The Duke of Montrose, who conceived himself deceived and cheated by MacGregor's conduct, employed legal means to recover the money lent to him. Rob Roy's landed property was attached by the regular form of legal procedure, and his stock and furniture made the subject of arrest and sale.

He seems to have moved from his usual home at Inversnaid, about ten or twelve Scottish miles (which is double the number of English miles), further into the Highlands at this time, and started the reckless lifestyle that he would continue to lead. The Duke of Montrose, feeling misled and cheated by MacGregor's actions, used legal methods to reclaim the money he had lent. Rob Roy's land was seized through standard legal procedures, and his livestock and belongings were subject to arrest and sale.

It is said that this diligence of the law, as it is called in Scotland, which the English more bluntly term distress, was used in this case with uncommon severity, and that the legal satellites, not usually the gentlest persons in the world, had insulted MacGregor's wife, in a manner which would have aroused a milder man than he to thoughts of unbounded vengeance. She was a woman of fierce and haughty temper, and is not unlikely to have disturbed the officers in the execution of their duty, and thus to have incurred ill treatment, though, for the sake of humanity, it is to be hoped that the story sometimes told is a popular exaggeration. It is certain that she felt extreme anguish at being expelled from the banks of Loch Lomond, and gave vent to her feelings in a fine piece of pipe-music, still well known to amateurs by the name of “Rob Roy's Lament.”

It’s said that this strict enforcement of the law, as it’s referred to in Scotland— which the English more straightforwardly call distress—was applied in this situation with unusual harshness. The legal enforcers, who aren’t known for their gentleness, had insulted MacGregor's wife in a way that would have provoked even a milder man than him to seek revenge. She was a woman with a fierce and proud spirit, so it’s quite possible she challenged the officers while they were doing their job, which could have led to her mistreatment. However, for the sake of compassion, let’s hope that the story we hear sometimes is just a popular exaggeration. It’s clear that she felt deep sorrow when she was forced to leave the shores of Loch Lomond, and she expressed her emotions through a beautiful piece of pipe music, still well known among enthusiasts as “Rob Roy's Lament.”

The fugitive is thought to have found his first place of refuge in Glen Dochart, under the Earl of Breadalbane's protection; for, though that family had been active agents in the destruction of the MacGregors in former times, they had of late years sheltered a great many of the name in their old possessions. The Duke of Argyle was also one of Rob Roy's protectors, so far as to afford him, according to the Highland phrase, wood and water—the shelter, namely, that is afforded by the forests and lakes of an inaccessible country.

The fugitive is believed to have found his first safe haven in Glen Dochart, under the protection of the Earl of Breadalbane. Although that family had previously played a key role in the downfall of the MacGregors, in recent years they had sheltered many people of that name on their ancestral lands. The Duke of Argyle also supported Rob Roy, providing him, as they say in the Highlands, with wood and water—meaning the protection that comes from the forests and lakes of a remote area.

The great men of the Highlands in that time, besides being anxiously ambitious to keep up what was called their Following, or military retainers, were also desirous to have at their disposal men of resolute character, to whom the world and the world's law were no friends, and who might at times ravage the lands or destroy the tenants of a feudal enemy, without bringing responsibility on their patrons. The strife between the names of Campbell and Graham, during the civil wars of the seventeenth century, had been stamped with mutual loss and inveterate enmity. The death of the great Marquis of Montrose on the one side, the defeat at Inverlochy, and cruel plundering of Lorn, on the other, were reciprocal injuries not likely to be forgotten. Rob Roy was, therefore, sure of refuge in the country of the Campbells, both as having assumed their name, as connected by his mother with the family of Glenfalloch, and as an enemy to the rival house of Montrose. The extent of Argyle's possessions, and the power of retreating thither in any emergency, gave great encouragement to the bold schemes of revenge which he had adopted.

The prominent leaders of the Highlands at that time, besides being eager to maintain what was known as their Following, or military supporters, also wanted to have strong-willed individuals at their disposal who viewed the world and its laws as adversaries. These individuals could sometimes raid lands or harm the tenants of a feudal rival without implicating their patrons. The conflict between the Campbells and Grahams during the civil wars of the seventeenth century had resulted in mutual loss and deep-seated hostility. The death of the significant Marquis of Montrose on one side, along with the defeat at Inverlochy and the brutal looting of Lorn on the other, were injuries that were unlikely to be forgotten. Rob Roy was therefore certain of finding refuge in Campbell territory, both because he had taken on their name, as he was connected to the Glenfalloch family through his mother, and as an adversary of the Montrose clan. The vastness of Argyle's estates and the ability to retreat there in times of crisis greatly encouraged the bold plans for revenge he had adopted.

This was nothing short of the maintenance of a predatory war against the Duke of Montrose, whom he considered as the author of his exclusion from civil society, and of the outlawry to which he had been sentenced by letters of horning and caption (legal writs so called), as well as the seizure of his goods, and adjudication of his landed property. Against his Grace, therefore, his tenants, friends, allies, and relatives, he disposed himself to employ every means of annoyance in his power; and though this was a circle sufficiently extensive for active depredation, Rob, who professed himself a Jacobite, took the liberty of extending his sphere of operations against all whom he chose to consider as friendly to the revolutionary government, or to that most obnoxious of measures—the Union of the Kingdoms. Under one or other of these pretexts, all his neighbours of the Lowlands who had anything to lose, or were unwilling to compound for security by paying him an annual sum for protection or forbearance, were exposed to his ravages.

This was nothing less than a persistent campaign against the Duke of Montrose, whom he blamed for his exclusion from society and the outlaw status he faced due to legal writs known as letters of horning and caption, along with the seizure of his belongings and the claims on his property. Therefore, he resolved to use every means of harassment against the Duke, his tenants, friends, allies, and relatives. While this was already a large enough group for his destructive activities, Rob, who identified as a Jacobite, decided to broaden his focus to include anyone he saw as supportive of the revolutionary government or the highly unpopular Union of the Kingdoms. Using these justifications, all his Lowland neighbors who had anything to lose or refused to pay him an annual fee for protection or tolerance found themselves vulnerable to his attacks.

The country in which this private warfare, or system of depredation, was to be carried on, was, until opened up by roads, in the highest degree favourable for his purpose. It was broken up into narrow valleys, the habitable part of which bore no proportion to the huge wildernesses of forest, rocks, and precipices by which they were encircled, and which was, moreover, full of inextricable passes, morasses, and natural strengths, unknown to any but the inhabitants themselves, where a few men acquainted with the ground were capable, with ordinary address, of baffling the pursuit of numbers.

The country where this private warfare, or system of plunder, would take place was, until roads were built, extremely favorable for his plans. It was divided into narrow valleys, with the habitable areas being tiny compared to the vast wildernesses of forest, rocks, and cliffs surrounding them. Additionally, it was full of complex pathways, marshes, and natural defenses that only the locals knew about, where a small group of people familiar with the land could easily evade a larger force with basic skill.

The opinions and habits of the nearest neighbours to the Highland line were also highly favourable to Rob Roy's purpose. A large proportion of them were of his own clan of MacGregor, who claimed the property of Balquhidder, and other Highland districts, as having been part of the ancient possessions of their tribe; though the harsh laws, under the severity of which they had suffered so deeply, had assigned the ownership to other families. The civil wars of the seventeenth century had accustomed these men to the use of arms, and they were peculiarly brave and fierce from remembrance of their sufferings. The vicinity of a comparatively rich Lowland district gave also great temptations to incursion. Many belonging to other clans, habituated to contempt of industry, and to the use of arms, drew towards an unprotected frontier which promised facility of plunder; and the state of the country, now so peaceable and quiet, verified at that time the opinion which Dr. Johnson heard with doubt and suspicion, that the most disorderly and lawless districts of the Highlands were those which lay nearest to the Lowland line. There was, therefore, no difficulty in Rob Roy, descended of a tribe which was widely dispersed in the country we have described, collecting any number of followers whom he might be able to keep in action, and to maintain by his proposed operations.

The views and habits of the neighbors near the Highland line were very supportive of Rob Roy's goals. A significant number of them were from his own clan, the MacGregors, who claimed the land of Balquhidder and other Highland areas as part of their historic holdings, even though harsh laws had given ownership to other families. The civil wars of the seventeenth century had made these men familiar with using weapons, and they were particularly courageous and fierce due to their past suffering. The proximity of a relatively wealthy Lowland area also provided strong incentives for raids. Many from other clans, who looked down on hard work and were accustomed to fighting, were drawn to a vulnerable border that promised easy plunder; and the state of the country, which was now peaceful and quiet, confirmed what Dr. Johnson had heard with doubt, that the most chaotic and lawless parts of the Highlands were those closest to the Lowland border. Therefore, Rob Roy, descended from a widely scattered tribe in the region we’ve described, had no trouble gathering as many followers as he needed to keep active and support his planned operations.

He himself appears to have been singularly adapted for the profession which he proposed to exercise. His stature was not of the tallest, but his person was uncommonly strong and compact. The greatest peculiarities of his frame were the breadth of his shoulders, and the great and almost disproportionate length of his arms; so remarkable, indeed, that it was said he could, without stooping, tie the garters of his Highland hose, which are placed two inches below the knee. His countenance was open, manly, stern at periods of danger, but frank and cheerful in his hours of festivity. His hair was dark red, thick, and frizzled, and curled short around the face. His fashion of dress showed, of course, the knees and upper part of the leg, which was described to me, as resembling that of a Highland bull, hirsute, with red hair, and evincing muscular strength similar to that animal. To these personal qualifications must be added a masterly use of the Highland sword, in which his length of arm gave him great advantage—and a perfect and intimate knowledge of all the recesses of the wild country in which he harboured, and the character of the various individuals, whether friendly or hostile, with whom he might come in contact.

He seemed particularly well-suited for the profession he intended to pursue. He wasn't the tallest, but he was exceptionally strong and solid. His most notable physical traits were the width of his shoulders and the almost exaggerated length of his arms; it was said he could tie the garters of his Highland hose without bending down, which are positioned two inches below the knee. His face was open and manly, stern in dangerous situations, yet warm and cheerful during celebrations. His hair was thick, dark red, and curly, framing his face. His style of dress revealed his knees and upper legs, which were said to resemble a Highland bull—hairy, with red fur, and demonstrating the same muscular strength. In addition to these personal attributes, he was a skilled user of the Highland sword, where his long arms gave him a significant advantage, and he had a thorough and close understanding of the wild terrain he lived in, as well as the characters of the various people, whether friendly or hostile, he might encounter.

His mental qualities seem to have been no less adapted to the circumstances in which he was placed. Though the descendant of the blood-thirsty Ciar Mhor, he inherited none of his ancestor's ferocity. On the contrary, Rob Roy avoided every appearance of cruelty, and it is not averred that he was ever the means of unnecessary bloodshed, or the actor in any deed which could lead the way to it. His schemes of plunder were contrived and executed with equal boldness and sagacity, and were almost universally successful, from the skill with which they were laid, and the secrecy and rapidity with which they were executed. Like Robin Hood of England, he was a kind and gentle robber,—and, while he took from the rich, was liberal in relieving the poor. This might in part be policy; but the universal tradition of the country speaks it to have arisen from a better motive. All whom I have conversed with, and I have in my youth seen some who knew Rob Roy personally, give him the character of a benevolent and humane man “in his way.”

His mental qualities seem to have been just as suited to the circumstances he was in. Although he was a descendant of the bloodthirsty Ciar Mhor, he did not inherit his ancestor's ferocity. In fact, Rob Roy avoided any hint of cruelty, and it is said that he was never responsible for unnecessary bloodshed or involved in any actions that could lead to it. His plans for plunder were designed and carried out with both boldness and wisdom, and they were almost always successful because of their careful planning and the secrecy and speed with which they were executed. Like Robin Hood in England, he was a kind and gentle thief—while he took from the rich, he generously helped the poor. This may have been partly strategic, but the widespread tradition in the country suggests it came from a better motive. Everyone I've spoken to, including some in my youth who knew Rob Roy personally, described him as a benevolent and humane man "in his way."

His ideas of morality were those of an Arab chief, being such as naturally arose out of his wild education. Supposing Rob Roy to have argued on the tendency of the life which he pursued, whether from choice or from necessity, he would doubtless have assumed to himself the character of a brave man, who, deprived of his natural rights by the partiality of laws, endeavoured to assert them by the strong hand of natural power; and he is most felicitously described as reasoning thus, in the high-toned poetry of my gifted friend Wordsworth:

His views on morality were like those of an Arab chief, shaped by his rough upbringing. If Rob Roy had considered the lifestyle he led, whether by choice or necessity, he would have seen himself as a brave man who, stripped of his natural rights due to biased laws, tried to take them back through sheer force. He is beautifully depicted as thinking this way in the elevated poetry of my talented friend Wordsworth:

                 Say, then, that he was wise as brave,
                 As wise in thought as bold in deed;
                     For in the principles of things
                      He sought his moral creed.

                 Said generous Rob, “What need of Books?
                 Burn all the statutes and their shelves!
                     They stir us up against our kind,
                     And worse, against ourselves.

                    “We have a passion, make a law,
                    Too false to guide us or control;
                    And for the law itself we fight
                    In bitterness of soul.

                “And puzzled, blinded, then we lose
                 Distinctions that are plain and few;
                       These find I graven on my heart,
                       That tells me what to do.

                “The creatures see of flood and field,
                     And those that travel on the wind
                 With them no strife can last; they live
                    In peace, and peace of mind.

                “For why? Because the good old rule
                    Sufficeth them; the simple plan,
                That they should take who have the power,
                    And they should keep who can.

                “A lesson which is quickly learn'd,
                    A signal through which all can see;
                Thus, nothing here provokes the strong
                           To wanton cruelty.

                “And freakishness of mind is check'd,
                    He tamed who foolishly aspires,
                While to the measure of his might
                       Each fashions his desires.

                “All kinds and creatures stand and fall
                    By strength of prowess or of wit;
               'Tis God's appointment who must sway,
                         And who is to submit.

              “Since then,” said Robin, “right is plain,
                    And longest life is but a day,
               To have my ends, maintain my rights,
                      I'll take the shortest way.”

               And thus among these rocks he lived,
               Through summer's heat and winter's snow

                        The eagle, he was lord above,
                        And Rob was lord below.
                 So, he was as wise as he was brave,
                 As thoughtful as he was bold in action;
                     For in the nature of things
                      He searched for his moral beliefs.

                 Generous Rob said, “What do we need books for?
                 Burn all the laws and their shelves!
                     They turn us against each other,
                     And worse, against ourselves.

                    “We have a passion, we create a law,
                    Too false to guide us or control;
                    And we fight for that law itself
                    In bitterness of spirit.

                “Confused and blinded, we lose
                 The distinctions that are clear and few;
                       I find those engraved on my heart,
                       Which tells me what to do.

                “The creatures of the land and sea,
                     And those that fly on the wind
                 Have no conflict; they live
                    In peace, and a peace of mind.

                “Why? Because the good old rule
                    Suffices for them; the simple plan,
                That those who have the power should take,
                    And those who can should keep.

                “A lesson that's quickly learned,
                    A signal everyone can see;
                Thus, nothing here incites the strong
                           To wanton cruelty.

                “And craziness of thought is held back,
                    He tamed who foolishly reaches high,
                While to the extent of his strength
                       Each shapes his desires.

                “All kinds and creatures rise and fall
                    By strength or cleverness;
               It’s God’s decree who must lead,
                         And who must follow.

              “So then,” said Robin, “right is clear,
                    And the longest life is just a day,
               To achieve my goals, uphold my rights,
                      I'll take the quickest path.”

               And so among these rocks he lived,
               Through summer’s heat and winter’s snow.

                        The eagle was lord above,
                        And Rob was lord below.

We are not, however, to suppose the character of this distinguished outlaw to be that of an actual hero, acting uniformly and consistently on such moral principles as the illustrious bard who, standing by his grave, has vindicated his fame. On the contrary, as is common with barbarous chiefs, Rob Roy appears to have mixed his professions of principle with a large alloy of craft and dissimulation, of which his conduct during the civil war is sufficient proof. It is also said, and truly, that although his courtesy was one of his strongest characteristics, yet sometimes he assumed an arrogance of manner which was not easily endured by the high-spirited men to whom it was addressed, and drew the daring outlaw into frequent disputes, from which he did not always come off with credit. From this it has been inferred, that Rob Roy was more of a bully than a hero, or at least that he had, according to the common phrase, his fighting days. Some aged men who knew him well, have described him also as better at a taich-tulzie, or scuffle within doors, than in mortal combat. The tenor of his life may be quoted to repel this charge; while, at the same time, it must be allowed, that the situation in which he was placed rendered him prudently averse to maintaining quarrels, where nothing was to be had save blows, and where success would have raised up against him new and powerful enemies, in a country where revenge was still considered as a duty rather than a crime. The power of commanding his passions on such occasions, far from being inconsistent with the part which MacGregor had to perform, was essentially necessary, at the period when he lived, to prevent his career from being cut short.

We shouldn't think of this notable outlaw as a true hero, acting consistently on the same moral principles as the famous poet who, by his grave, has defended his reputation. Instead, like many brutal leaders, Rob Roy seemed to blend his claims of principle with a fair amount of craftiness and deceit, as evidenced by his actions during the civil war. It's also true that although his politeness was one of his strongest traits, he sometimes displayed an arrogance that was difficult for the proud men he encountered to tolerate, leading to frequent conflicts that did not always reflect well on him. As a result, some have concluded that Rob Roy was more of a bully than a hero, or at least that he had, as the saying goes, his fighting days. Some older men who knew him described him as better suited for a taich-tulzie or indoor scuffle than for actual combat. The way he lived could be cited to counter this claim; however, it must be acknowledged that his circumstances made it wise for him to avoid fights where there was nothing to gain but blows, and where winning would have brought him new, powerful enemies in a place where revenge was seen as an obligation rather than a crime. The ability to control his emotions in such situations was not at odds with the role MacGregor had to play; in fact, it was essential during his time to keep his life from being cut short.

I may here mention one or two occasions on which Rob Roy appears to have given way in the manner alluded to. My late venerable friend, John Ramsay of Ochtertyre, alike eminent as a classical scholar and as an authentic register of the ancient history and manners of Scotland, informed me, that on occasion of a public meeting at a bonfire in the town of Doune, Rob Roy gave some offence to James Edmondstone of Newton, the same gentleman who was unfortunately concerned in the slaughter of Lord Rollo (see Maclaurin's Criminal Trials, No. IX.), when Edmondstone compelled MacGregor to quit the town on pain of being thrown by him into the bonfire. “I broke one off your ribs on a former occasion,” said he, “and now, Rob, if you provoke me farther, I will break your neck.” But it must be remembered that Edmondstone was a man of consequence in the Jacobite party, as he carried the royal standard of James VII. at the battle of Sheriffmuir, and also, that he was near the door of his own mansion-house, and probably surrounded by his friends and adherents. Rob Roy, however, suffered in reputation for retiring under such a threat.

I can mention a couple of instances where Rob Roy seemed to back down as described. My late respected friend, John Ramsay of Ochtertyre, who was both a distinguished classical scholar and a reliable chronicler of Scotland's ancient history and customs, told me that during a public gathering at a bonfire in the town of Doune, Rob Roy offended James Edmondstone of Newton, the same man who was unfortunately involved in the killing of Lord Rollo (see Maclaurin's Criminal Trials, No. IX.). Edmondstone forced MacGregor to leave the town or he would throw him into the bonfire. “I broke one of your ribs last time,” he said, “and now, Rob, if you push me any further, I will break your neck.” It's important to note that Edmondstone was an influential member of the Jacobite party, having carried the royal standard of James VII. at the battle of Sheriffmuir, and he was likely near his own house, surrounded by his friends and supporters. However, Rob Roy’s reputation took a hit for backing down in the face of that threat.

Another well-vouched case is that of Cunningham of Boquhan.

Another well-supported case is that of Cunningham of Boquhan.

Henry Cunningham, Esq. of Boquhan, was a gentleman of Stirlingshire, who, like many exquisites of our own time, united a natural high spirit and daring character with an affectation of delicacy of address and manners amounting to foppery.*

Henry Cunningham, Esq. of Boquhan was a gentleman from Stirlingshire who, like many fashionable people today, combined a naturally bold and adventurous personality with a pretentious elegance in his speech and behavior that bordered on being vain.*

* His courage and affectation of foppery were united, which is less frequently the case, with a spirit of innate modesty. He is thus described in Lord Binning's satirical verses, entitled “Argyle's Levee:”

* His bravery and pretense of vanity were combined, which is less often the case, with a naturally humble spirit. He is described this way in Lord Binning's satirical verses, titled “Argyle's Levee:”

                   “Six times had Harry bowed unseen,
                        Before he dared advance;
                   The Duke then, turning round well pleased,
                        Said, 'Sure you've been in France!
                   A more polite and jaunty man
                        I never saw before:'
                   Then Harry bowed, and blushed, and bowed,
                        And strutted to the door.”
 
                   “Harry had bowed six times without being noticed,
                        Before he finally made a move;
                   The Duke, turning around with a smile,
                        Said, 'You must have been to France!
                   I've never seen a more charming and stylish man:'
                   Then Harry bowed, turned red, and bowed again,
                        And swaggered over to the door.”

See a Collection of original Poems, by Scotch Gentlemen, vol. ii. p. 125.

See a collection of original poems by Scottish gentlemen, vol. ii. p. 125.

He chanced to be in company with Rob Roy, who, either in contempt of Boquhan's supposed effeminacy, or because he thought him a safe person to fix a quarrel on (a point which Rob's enemies alleged he was wont to consider), insulted him so grossly that a challenge passed between them. The goodwife of the clachan had hidden Cunningham's sword, and while he rummaged the house in quest of his own or some other, Rob Roy went to the Shieling Hill, the appointed place of combat, and paraded there with great majesty, waiting for his antagonist. In the meantime, Cunningham had rummaged out an old sword, and, entering the ground of contest in all haste, rushed on the outlaw with such unexpected fury that he fairly drove him off the field, nor did he show himself in the village again for some time. Mr. MacGregor Stirling has a softened account of this anecdote in his new edition of Nimmo's Stirlingshire; still he records Rob Roy's discomfiture.

He happened to be with Rob Roy, who, either out of contempt for Boquhan's supposed weakness or because he thought he was an easy target to pick a fight with (a point that Rob's enemies claimed he often considered), insulted him so badly that a challenge was exchanged between them. The good woman of the village had hidden Cunningham's sword, and while he searched the house for his own or another one, Rob Roy went to the Shieling Hill, the agreed place for the fight, and waited there with great confidence, anticipating his opponent. In the meantime, Cunningham managed to find an old sword and, rushing onto the battlefield in a hurry, charged at the outlaw with such unexpected ferocity that he actually drove him off the field, and Rob didn't show up in the village again for quite a while. Mr. MacGregor Stirling offers a toned-down version of this story in his new edition of Nimmo's Stirlingshire; still, he notes Rob Roy's defeat.

Occasionally Rob Roy suffered disasters, and incurred great personal danger. On one remarkable occasion he was saved by the coolness of his lieutenant, Macanaleister or Fletcher, the Little John of his band—a fine active fellow, of course, and celebrated as a marksman. It happened that MacGregor and his party had been surprised and dispersed by a superior force of horse and foot, and the word was given to “split and squander.” Each shifted for himself, but a bold dragoon attached himself to pursuit of Rob, and overtaking him, struck at him with his broadsword. A plate of iron in his bonnet saved the MacGregor from being cut down to the teeth; but the blow was heavy enough to bear him to the ground, crying as he fell, “Oh, Macanaleister, is there naething in her?” (i.e. in the gun). The trooper, at the same time, exclaiming, “D—n ye, your mother never wrought your night-cap!” had his arm raised for a second blow, when Macanaleister fired, and the ball pierced the dragoon's heart.

Occasionally, Rob Roy faced disasters and put himself in great danger. On one memorable occasion, he was saved by the calmness of his lieutenant, Macanaleister or Fletcher, the Little John of his group—a skilled and well-known marksman. MacGregor and his crew had been caught off guard and scattered by a larger force of cavalry and infantry, and the order was given to "split and scatter." Each man looked out for himself, but a brave dragoon started chasing Rob, and when he caught up with him, he swung his broadsword. An iron plate in Rob's hat saved him from a fatal blow, but the hit was strong enough to knock him to the ground, crying out as he fell, “Oh, Macanaleister, is there naething in her?” (i.e. in the gun). At the same time, the trooper shouted, “D—n you, your mother never wrought your night-cap!” and raised his arm for another strike when Macanaleister fired, and the bullet hit the dragoon's heart.

Such as he was, Rob Roy's progress in his occupation is thus described by a gentleman of sense and talent, who resided within the circle of his predatory wars, had probably felt their effects, and speaks of them, as might be expected, with little of the forbearance with which, from their peculiar and romantic character, they are now regarded.

Such as he was, Rob Roy's progress in his work is described by a sensible and talented gentleman who lived close to his raiding activities, likely feeling their impact, and writes about them, as you might expect, with little of the tolerance with which, due to their unique and romantic nature, we now view them.

“This man (Rob Roy MacGregor) was a person of sagacity, and neither wanted stratagem nor address; and having abandoned himself to all licentiousness, set himself at the head of all the loose, vagrant, and desperate people of that clan, in the west end of Perth and Stirling shires, and infested those whole countries with thefts, robberies, and depredations. Very few who lived within his reach (that is, within the distance of a nocturnal expedition) could promise to themselves security, either for their persons or effects, without subjecting themselves to pay him a heavy and shameful tax of black-mail. He at last proceeded to such a degree of audaciousness that he committed robberies, raised contributions, and resented quarrels, at the head of a very considerable body of armed men, in open day, and in the face of the government.” *

“This man (Rob Roy MacGregor) was someone with great wisdom and didn’t lack cunning or skill. After giving in to all sorts of immoral behavior, he took charge of all the aimless, wandering, and desperate members of that clan in the western parts of Perth and Stirling shires, spreading chaos across those regions with thefts, robberies, and destruction. Very few people living within his reach (that is, within the range of a nighttime raid) could feel secure, either for their lives or their belongings, without submitting to pay him a heavy and shameful tax known as black-mail. He eventually became so bold that he committed robberies, demanded contributions, and settled disputes, leading a significant group of armed men in broad daylight, right in front of the government.”

* Mr. Grahame of Gartmore's Causes of the Disturbances in the Highlands. See Jamieson's edition of Burt's Letters from the North of Scotland, Appendix, vol. ii. p. 348.

* Mr. Grahame of Gartmore's Causes of the Disturbances in the Highlands. See Jamieson's edition of Burt's Letters from the North of Scotland, Appendix, vol. ii. p. 348.

The extent and success of these depredations cannot be surprising, when we consider that the scene of them was laid in a country where the general law was neither enforced nor respected.

The scale and success of these plundering activities shouldn't be shocking when we realize that they took place in a country where the law was neither enforced nor respected.

Having recorded that the general habit of cattle-stealing had blinded even those of the better classes to the infamy of the practice, and that as men's property consisted entirely in herds, it was rendered in the highest degree precarious, Mr. Grahame adds—

Having noted that the widespread habit of cattle-stealing had desensitized even the upper classes to the disgrace of the act, and that since people's wealth was entirely tied to their herds, it became extremely insecure, Mr. Grahame adds—

“On these accounts there is no culture of ground, no improvement of pastures, and from the same reasons, no manufactures, no trade; in short, no industry. The people are extremely prolific, and therefore so numerous, that there is not business in that country, according to its present order and economy, for the one-half of them. Every place is full of idle people, accustomed to arms, and lazy in everything but rapines and depredations. As buddel or aquavitae houses are to be found everywhere through the country, so in these they saunter away their time, and frequently consume there the returns of their illegal purchases. Here the laws have never been executed, nor the authority of the magistrate ever established. Here the officer of the law neither dare nor can execute his duty, and several places are about thirty miles from lawful persons. In short, here is no order, no authority, no government.”

“Because of this, there’s no cultivation of the land, no improvement of pastures, and for the same reasons, no manufacturing or trade; in short, no industry. The people are very prolific, and so numerous that there isn’t enough work in that country, given its current state and economy, for half of them. Every place is filled with idle people, trained in arms, and lazy in everything except for looting and plundering. Just as there are buddel or aquavitae houses all over the country, in these places they waste their time and often spend the profits from their illegal sales. Here, the laws have never been enforced, nor has the authority of magistrates ever been established. The law enforcement officer does not dare to fulfill his duties, and many places are about thirty miles away from any lawful individuals. In short, there is no order, no authority, no government.”

The period of the rebellion, 1715, approached soon after Rob Roy had attained celebrity. His Jacobite partialities were now placed in opposition to his sense of the obligations which he owed to the indirect protection of the Duke of Argyle. But the desire of “drowning his sounding steps amid the din of general war” induced him to join the forces of the Earl of Mar, although his patron the Duke of Argyle was at the head of the army opposed to the Highland insurgents.

The time of the rebellion in 1715 came soon after Rob Roy became famous. His loyalty to the Jacobites conflicted with his sense of duty to the indirect protection offered by the Duke of Argyle. However, his desire to “drown his loud steps in the chaos of general war” led him to join the forces of the Earl of Mar, even though his patron, the Duke of Argyle, was leading the army against the Highland rebels.

The MacGregors, a large sept of them at least, that of Ciar Mhor, on this occasion were not commanded by Rob Roy, but by his nephew already mentioned, Gregor MacGregor, otherwise called James Grahame of Glengyle, and still better remembered by the Gaelic epithet of Ghlune Dhu, i.e. Black Knee, from a black spot on one of his knees, which his Highland garb rendered visible. There can be no question, however, that being then very young, Glengyle must have acted on most occasions by the advice and direction of so experienced a leader as his uncle.

The MacGregors, at least a large group of them, who were part of Ciar Mhor, were not led by Rob Roy this time but by his nephew, Gregor MacGregor, also known as James Grahame of Glengyle. He is even better remembered by the Gaelic nickname Ghlune Dhu, i.e. Black Knee, due to a dark spot on one of his knees that was noticeable because of his Highland outfit. However, it’s clear that since Glengyle was quite young at that time, he must have mostly relied on the advice and guidance of his experienced uncle.

The MacGregors assembled in numbers at that period, and began even to threaten the Lowlands towards the lower extremity of Loch Lomond. They suddenly seized all the boats which were upon the lake, and, probably with a view to some enterprise of their own, drew them overland to Inversnaid, in order to intercept the progress of a large body of west-country whigs who were in arms for the government, and moving in that direction.

The MacGregors gathered in large numbers during that time and even started to threaten the Lowlands near the lower end of Loch Lomond. They suddenly took control of all the boats on the lake and, probably with plans for their own mission, dragged them overland to Inversnaid to block the movement of a significant group of west-country whigs who were armed for the government and heading that way.

The whigs made an excursion for the recovery of the boats. Their forces consisted of volunteers from Paisley, Kilpatrick, and elsewhere, who, with the assistance of a body of seamen, were towed up the river Leven in long-boats belonging to the ships of war then lying in the Clyde. At Luss they were joined by the forces of Sir Humphrey Colquhoun, and James Grant, his son-in-law, with their followers, attired in the Highland dress of the period, which is picturesquely described.* The whole party crossed to Craig-Royston, but the MacGregors did not offer combat.

The Whigs went on a mission to recover the boats. Their group included volunteers from Paisley, Kilpatrick, and other places, who, with the help of a group of sailors, were towed up the River Leven in long boats from the warships anchored in the Clyde. At Luss, they were joined by the forces of Sir Humphrey Colquhoun and his son-in-law, James Grant, along with their followers, dressed in the traditional Highland attire of the time, which is vividly described.* The entire group crossed over to Craig-Royston, but the MacGregors didn’t engage in battle.

* “At night they arrived at Luss, where they were joined by Sir Humphrey Colquhoun of Luss, and James Grant of Plascander, his son-in-law, followed by forty or fifty stately fellows in their short hose and belted plaids, armed each of them with a well-fixed gun on his shoulder, a strong handsome target, with a sharp-pointed steel of above half an ell in length screwed into the navel of it, on his left arm, a sturdy claymore by his side, and a pistol or two, with a dirk and knife, in his belt.”—Rae's History of the Rebellion, 4to, p. 287.

* “At night, they arrived at Luss, where they met Sir Humphrey Colquhoun of Luss and James Grant of Plascander, his son-in-law, followed by forty or fifty impressive guys in their short trousers and belted plaids. Each of them carried a well-secured gun on his shoulder, a strong, good-looking shield with a sharp steel point over half an ell long attached to the center of it on his left arm, a sturdy sword by his side, and a couple of pistols, along with a dagger and knife in his belt.” —Rae's History of the Rebellion, 4to, p. 287.

If we are to believe the account of the expedition given by the historian Rae, they leapt on shore at Craig-Royston with the utmost intrepidity, no enemy appearing to oppose them, and by the noise of their drums, which they beat incessantly, and the discharge of their artillery and small arms, terrified the MacGregors, whom they appear never to have seen, out of their fastnesses, and caused them to fly in a panic to the general camp of the Highlanders at Strath-Fillan.* The low-country men succeeded in getting possession of the boats at a great expenditure of noise and courage, and little risk of danger.

If we believe the account of the expedition from historian Rae, they boldly landed at Craig-Royston without any enemy in sight. The constant beating of their drums and the firing of their cannons and rifles scared the MacGregors, whom they seemed to have never encountered before, forcing them to flee in a panic to the main Highlander camp at Strath-Fillan.* The low-country men managed to take control of the boats with a lot of noise and bravery, but with very little actual danger.

* Note C. The Loch Lomond Expedition.

* Note C. The Loch Lomond Expedition.

After this temporary removal from his old haunts, Rob Roy was sent by the Earl of Mar to Aberdeen, to raise, it is believed, a part of the clan Gregor, which is settled in that country. These men were of his own family (the race of the Ciar Mhor). They were the descendants of about three hundred MacGregors whom the Earl of Murray, about the year 1624, transported from his estates in Menteith to oppose against his enemies the MacIntoshes, a race as hardy and restless as they were themselves.

After this brief absence from his usual places, Rob Roy was sent by the Earl of Mar to Aberdeen, probably to gather some members of the clan Gregor that live in that area. These men were from his own family (the Ciar Mhor lineage). They were the descendants of around three hundred MacGregors whom the Earl of Murray, around the year 1624, moved from his lands in Menteith to stand up against his rivals, the MacIntoshes, a clan as tough and restless as they were.

But while in the city of Aberdeen, Rob Roy met a relation of a very different class and character from those whom he was sent to summon to arms. This was Dr. James Gregory (by descent a MacGregor), the patriarch of a dynasty of professors distinguished for literary and scientific talent, and the grandfather of the late eminent physician and accomplished scholar, Professor Gregory of Edinburgh. This gentleman was at the time Professor of Medicine in King's College, Aberdeen, and son of Dr. James Gregory, distinguished in science as the inventor of the reflecting telescope. With such a family it may seem our friend Rob could have had little communion. But civil war is a species of misery which introduces men to strange bed-fellows. Dr. Gregory thought it a point of prudence to claim kindred, at so critical a period, with a man so formidable and influential. He invited Rob Roy to his house, and treated him with so much kindness, that he produced in his generous bosom a degree of gratitude which seemed likely to occasion very inconvenient effects.

But while in the city of Aberdeen, Rob Roy ran into a relative who was very different from the people he was supposed to rally for battle. This was Dr. James Gregory (a MacGregor by descent), the patriarch of a family of professors known for their literary and scientific skills, and the grandfather of the late renowned doctor and skilled scholar, Professor Gregory of Edinburgh. At the time, this gentleman was the Professor of Medicine at King's College, Aberdeen, and the son of Dr. James Gregory, who was famous in science as the inventor of the reflecting telescope. With such a distinguished family, it might seem like Rob had little in common with them. But civil war creates a kind of misery that brings together unlikely allies. Dr. Gregory thought it wise to acknowledge his connection to such a powerful and influential man at such a critical time. He invited Rob Roy to his home and treated him with such kindness that it stirred a deep gratitude in Rob, which seemed likely to lead to some rather awkward situations.

The Professor had a son about eight or nine years old,—a lively, stout boy of his age,—with whose appearance our Highland Robin Hood was much taken. On the day before his departure from the house of his learned relative, Rob Roy, who had pondered deeply how he might requite his cousin's kindness, took Dr. Gregory aside, and addressed him to this purport:—“My dear kinsman, I have been thinking what I could do to show my sense of your hospitality. Now, here you have a fine spirited boy of a son, whom you are ruining by cramming him with your useless book-learning, and I am determined, by way of manifesting my great good-will to you and yours, to take him with me and make a man of him.” The learned Professor was utterly overwhelmed when his warlike kinsman announced his kind purpose in language which implied no doubt of its being a proposal which, would be, and ought to be, accepted with the utmost gratitude. The task of apology or explanation was of a most delicate description; and there might have been considerable danger in suffering Rob Roy to perceive that the promotion with which he threatened the son was, in the father's eyes, the ready road to the gallows. Indeed, every excuse which he could at first think of—such as regret for putting his friend to trouble with a youth who had been educated in the Lowlands, and so on—only strengthened the chieftain's inclination to patronise his young kinsman, as he supposed they arose entirely from the modesty of the father. He would for a long time take no apology, and even spoke of carrying off the youth by a certain degree of kindly violence, whether his father consented, or not. At length the perplexed Professor pleaded that his son was very young, and in an infirm state of health, and not yet able to endure the hardships of a mountain life; but that in another year or two he hoped his health would be firmly established, and he would be in a fitting condition to attend on his brave kinsman, and follow out the splendid destinies to which he opened the way. This agreement being made, the cousins parted,—Rob Roy pledging his honour to carry his young relation to the hills with him on his next return to Aberdeenshire, and Dr. Gregory, doubtless, praying in his secret soul that he might never see Rob's Highland face again.

The Professor had a son who was about eight or nine years old—a lively, sturdy boy for his age—who caught the attention of our Highland Robin Hood. The day before he left his learned relative's home, Rob Roy, who had been thinking hard about how to repay his cousin’s kindness, took Dr. Gregory aside and said something like this: “My dear cousin, I’ve been considering how I could express my gratitude for your hospitality. You have a strong-willed son here, and I believe you’re ruining him by stuffing his head with pointless book learning. I’m determined to take him with me to help him grow into a man, as a way to show my goodwill towards you and yours.” The learned Professor was completely taken aback when his warrior relative proposed such a generous offer, an offer that could only be accepted with utmost gratitude. Any attempt to apologize or explain was a delicate matter, and it could have been quite risky to let Rob Roy realize that the path he suggested for his son seemed, in the father’s view, to lead straight to the gallows. In fact, any excuse the Professor initially came up with, like expressing regret for putting his friend through the trouble of dealing with a kid raised in the Lowlands, only fueled Rob Roy’s desire to take his young cousin under his wing, as he assumed the father was being modest. For a long time, Rob Roy would accept no apologies and even talked about taking the boy by a certain degree of friendly force, regardless of whether his father agreed. Eventually, the worried Professor argued that his son was very young, in poor health, and not yet able to handle the rigors of mountain life; however, he hoped that in a year or two, his health would improve, and he would be ready to join his brave kinsman in pursuit of the grand adventures that awaited them. With this agreement, the cousins parted ways—Rob Roy promising to take his young relative to the hills on his next return to Aberdeenshire, while Dr. Gregory secretly hoped he would never have to see Rob's Highland face again.

James Gregory, who thus escaped being his kinsman's recruit, and in all probability his henchman, was afterwards Professor of Medicine in the College, and, like most of his family, distinguished by his scientific acquirements. He was rather of an irritable and pertinacious disposition; and his friends were wont to remark, when he showed any symptom of these foibles, “Ah! this comes of not having been educated by Rob Roy.”

James Gregory, who managed to avoid becoming a recruit and likely a follower of his relative, later became a Professor of Medicine at the College and, like many in his family, was known for his scientific expertise. He had a somewhat irritable and stubborn personality; his friends would often jokingly say, when he displayed these traits, “Ah! This is what happens when you’re not educated by Rob Roy.”

The connection between Rob Roy and his classical kinsman did not end with the period of Rob's transient power. At a period considerably subsequent to the year 1715, he was walking in the Castle Street of Aberdeen, arm in arm with his host, Dr. James Gregory, when the drums in the barracks suddenly beat to arms, and soldiers were seen issuing from the barracks. “If these lads are turning out,” said Rob, taking leave of his cousin with great composure, “it is time for me to look after my safety.” So saying, he dived down a close, and, as John Bunyan says, “went upon his way and was seen no more.” *

The connection between Rob Roy and his classical relative didn’t end with Rob’s brief period of power. Long after 1715, he was walking in Castle Street, Aberdeen, arm in arm with his host, Dr. James Gregory, when the drums in the barracks suddenly sounded the alarm, and soldiers started coming out of the barracks. “If these guys are getting ready,” Rob said, calmly saying goodbye to his cousin, “it’s time for me to look out for my safety.” With that, he ducked into a close and, as John Bunyan says, “went on his way and was seen no more.”

* The first of these anecdotes, which brings the highest pitch of civilisation so closely in contact with the half-savage state of society, I have heard told by the late distinguished Dr. Gregory; and the members of his family have had the kindness to collate the story with their recollections and family documents, and furnish the authentic particulars. The second rests on the recollection of an old man, who was present when Rob took French leave of his literary cousin on hearing the drums beat, and communicated the circumstance to Mr. Alexander Forbes, a connection of Dr. Gregory by marriage, who is still alive.

* The first of these stories, which connects the peak of civilization with a more primitive state of society, was told to me by the late distinguished Dr. Gregory. His family was kind enough to gather the story based on their memories and family documents, and provide the accurate details. The second story comes from the memory of an old man who witnessed Rob sneak away from his literary cousin when he heard the drums, and he shared this incident with Mr. Alexander Forbes, a relative of Dr. Gregory by marriage, who is still alive.

We have already stated that Rob Roy's conduct during the insurrection of 1715 was very equivocal. His person and followers were in the Highland army, but his heart seems to have been with the Duke of Argyle's. Yet the insurgents were constrained to trust to him as their only guide, when they marched from Perth towards Dunblane, with the view of crossing the Forth at what are called the Fords of Frew, and when they themselves said he could not be relied upon.

We have already mentioned that Rob Roy's behavior during the uprising of 1715 was quite ambiguous. He and his followers were part of the Highland army, but his loyalty seemed to lie with the Duke of Argyle. Still, the insurgents had no choice but to rely on him as their only leader when they marched from Perth to Dunblane, aiming to cross the Forth at what are known as the Fords of Frew, despite saying themselves that he couldn't be trusted.

This movement to the westward, on the part of the insurgents, brought on the battle of Sheriffmuir—indecisive, indeed, in its immediate results, but of which the Duke of Argyle reaped the whole advantage. In this action, it will be recollected that the right wing of the Highlanders broke and cut to pieces Argyle's left wing, while the clans on the left of Mar's army, though consisting of Stewarts, Mackenzies, and Camerons, were completely routed. During this medley of flight and pursuit, Rob Roy retained his station on a hill in the centre of the Highland position; and though it is said his attack might have decided the day, he could not be prevailed upon to charge. This was the more unfortunate for the insurgents, as the leading of a party of the Macphersons had been committed to MacGregor. This, it is said, was owing to the age and infirmity of the chief of that name, who, unable to lead his clan in person, objected to his heir-apparent, Macpherson of Nord, discharging his duty on that occasion; so that the tribe, or a part of them, were brigaded with their allies the MacGregors. While the favourable moment for action was gliding away unemployed, Mar's positive orders reached Rob Roy that he should presently attack. To which he coolly replied, “No, no! if they cannot do it without me, they cannot do it with me.” One of the Macphersons, named Alexander, one of Rob's original profession, videlicet, a drover, but a man of great strength and spirit, was so incensed at the inactivity of this temporary leader, that he threw off his plaid, drew his sword, and called out to his clansmen, “Let us endure this no longer! if he will not lead you I will.” Rob Roy replied, with great coolness, “Were the question about driving Highland stots or kyloes, Sandie, I would yield to your superior skill; but as it respects the leading of men, I must be allowed to be the better judge.”—“Did the matter respect driving Glen-Eigas stots,” answered the Macpherson, “the question with Rob would not be, which was to be last, but which was to be foremost.” Incensed at this sarcasm, MacGregor drew his sword, and they would have fought upon the spot if their friends on both sides had not interfered. But the moment of attack was completely lost. Rob did not, however, neglect his own private interest on the occasion. In the confusion of an undecided field of battle, he enriched his followers by plundering the baggage and the dead on both sides.

This move to the west by the rebels led to the battle of Sheriffmuir—though it didn’t end decisively, the Duke of Argyle gained the most from it. In this battle, it’s worth noting that the right wing of the Highlanders broke and destroyed Argyle's left wing, while the clans on the left side of Mar's army, made up of Stewarts, Mackenzies, and Camerons, were completely defeated. Amidst the chaos of retreat and chase, Rob Roy held his position on a hill in the center of the Highland forces; and even though it’s said his attack could have changed the outcome, he wouldn’t be convinced to charge. This was particularly unfortunate for the rebels, as leading a group of the Macphersons had been assigned to MacGregor. It’s said this happened because the chief of that name was too old and infirm to lead his clan himself and didn’t want his heir, Macpherson of Nord, to take charge at that moment. As a result, some of his tribe joined forces with the MacGregors. While the perfect moment to attack slid by, Mar’s urgent orders reached Rob Roy that he should go into action. He calmly responded, “No, no! If they can't do it without me, they can't do it with me.” One of the Macphersons, named Alexander, who shared Rob’s original profession as a drover and was a man of great strength and spirit, was so frustrated by the inactivity of their temporary leader that he threw off his plaid, drew his sword, and shouted to his clansmen, “Let’s not put up with this any longer! If he won’t lead you, I will.” Rob Roy coolly replied, “If this was about driving Highland cattle, Sandie, I would defer to your superior skill; but when it comes to leading men, I must consider myself the better judge.” “If it were about driving Glen-Eigas cattle,” answered the Macpherson, “the issue with Rob wouldn’t be who comes last but who leads the way.” Provoked by this jab, MacGregor drew his sword, and they almost fought right there if their friends on both sides hadn't stepped in. But the chance to attack was entirely lost. Rob didn’t, however, miss the opportunity to look after his own interests during the confusion of an inconclusive battle; he enriched his followers by plundering the baggage and the dead from both sides.

The fine old satirical ballad on the battle of Sheriffmuir does not forget to stigmatise our hero's conduct on this memorable occasion—

The classic satirical ballad about the battle of Sheriffmuir doesn't overlook criticizing our hero's actions during this significant event—

                        Rob Roy he stood watch
                        On a hill for to catch
                 The booty for aught that I saw, man;
                         For he ne'er advanced
                 From the place where he stanced,
                 Till nae mair was to do there at a', man.
                        Rob Roy stood watch
                        On a hill to catch
                 The loot for anything I saw, man;
                         For he never moved
                 From the spot where he stood,
                 Until there was nothing left to do there at all, man.

Notwithstanding the sort of neutrality which Rob Roy had continued to observe during the progress of the Rebellion, he did not escape some of its penalties. He was included in the act of attainder, and the house in Breadalbane, which was his place of retreat, was burned by General Lord Cadogan, when, after the conclusion of the insurrection, he marched through the Highlands to disarm and punish the offending clans. But upon going to Inverary with about forty or fifty of his followers, Rob obtained favour, by an apparent surrender of their arms to Colonel Patrick Campbell of Finnah, who furnished them and their leader with protections under his hand. Being thus in a great measure secured from the resentment of government, Rob Roy established his residence at Craig-Royston, near Loch Lomond, in the midst of his own kinsmen, and lost no time in resuming his private quarrel with the Duke of Montrose. For this purpose he soon got on foot as many men, and well armed too, as he had yet commanded. He never stirred without a body-guard of ten or twelve picked followers, and without much effort could increase them to fifty or sixty.

Despite maintaining a neutral stance during the Rebellion, Rob Roy couldn’t avoid some of its consequences. He was included in the act of attainder, and his retreat in Breadalbane was burned down by General Lord Cadogan when he marched through the Highlands to disarm and punish the rebellious clans after the insurrection ended. However, when Rob went to Inverary with about forty or fifty of his followers, he gained favor by apparently surrendering their arms to Colonel Patrick Campbell of Finnah, who then provided protections for them and their leader. With this, Rob Roy was mostly shielded from government retribution, and he settled at Craig-Royston, near Loch Lomond, among his relatives, quickly resuming his personal conflict with the Duke of Montrose. To this end, he soon gathered as many men as he had commanded before, and they were well-armed. He never left without a bodyguard of ten or twelve carefully chosen followers, and without much trouble, he could expand this group to fifty or sixty.

The Duke was not wanting in efforts to destroy this troublesome adversary. His Grace applied to General Carpenter, commanding the forces in Scotland, and by his orders three parties of soldiers were directed from the three different points of Glasgow, Stirling, and Finlarig near Killin. Mr. Graham of Killearn, the Duke of Montrose's relation and factor, Sheriff-depute also of Dumbartonshire, accompanied the troops, that they might act under the civil authority, and have the assistance of a trusty guide well acquainted with the hills. It was the object of these several columns to arrive about the same time in the neighbourhood of Rob Roy's residence, and surprise him and his followers. But heavy rains, the difficulties of the country, and the good intelligence which the Outlaw was always supplied with, disappointed their well-concerted combination. The troops, finding the birds were flown, avenged themselves by destroying the nest. They burned Rob Roy's house,—though not with impunity; for the MacGregors, concealed among the thickets and cliffs, fired on them, and killed a grenadier.

The Duke was determined to eliminate this troublesome opponent. His Grace reached out to General Carpenter, who was in charge of the troops in Scotland, and based on his orders, three groups of soldiers were sent from the three different locations of Glasgow, Stirling, and Finlarig near Killin. Mr. Graham of Killearn, who was related to the Duke of Montrose and served as sheriff-depute of Dumbartonshire, went with the troops to ensure they operated under civil authority and had a reliable guide familiar with the hills. The goal of these different units was to reach Rob Roy's home at the same time to catch him and his followers by surprise. However, heavy rain, the challenging terrain, and the good intelligence that the outlaw always received thwarted their carefully planned operation. The troops, finding that their target had escaped, retaliated by destroying his home. They set fire to Rob Roy's house, but not without consequences; the MacGregors, hiding in the bushes and cliffs, shot at them and killed a grenadier.

Rob Roy avenged himself for the loss which he sustained on this occasion by an act of singular audacity. About the middle of November 1716, John Graham of Killearn, already mentioned as factor of the Montrose family, went to a place called Chapel Errock, where the tenants of the Duke were summoned to appear with their termly rents. They appeared accordingly, and the factor had received ready money to the amount of about L300, when Rob Roy entered the room at the head of an armed party. The Steward endeavoured to protect the Duke's property by throwing the books of accounts and money into a garret, trusting they might escape notice. But the experienced freebooter was not to be baffled where such a prize was at stake. He recovered the books and cash, placed himself calmly in the receipt of custom, examined the accounts, pocketed the money, and gave receipts on the Duke's part, saying he would hold reckoning with the Duke of Montrose out of the damages which he had sustained by his Grace's means, in which he included the losses he had suffered, as well by the burning of his house by General Cadogan, as by the later expedition against Craig-Royston. He then requested Mr. Graham to attend him; nor does it appear that he treated him with any personal violence, or even rudeness, although he informed him he regarded him as a hostage, and menaced rough usage in case he should be pursued, or in danger of being overtaken. Few more audacious feats have been performed. After some rapid changes of place (the fatigue attending which was the only annoyance that Mr. Graham seems to have complained of), he carried his prisoner to an island on Loch Katrine, and caused him to write to the Duke, to state that his ransom was fixed at L3400 merks, being the balance which MacGregor pretended remained due to him, after deducting all that he owed to the Duke of Montrose.

Rob Roy got back at those who wronged him with a bold move. Around mid-November 1716, John Graham of Killearn, already noted as the factor for the Montrose family, went to a place called Chapel Errock, where the Duke's tenants were called to pay their rent. They showed up as expected, and the factor had collected about £300 in cash when Rob Roy barged in with a group of armed men. The Steward tried to protect the Duke's assets by tossing the accounts and cash into an attic, hoping they would go unnoticed. But the seasoned outlaw wasn't going to be stopped when such a prize was on the line. He retrieved the books and cash, calmly took over the collection process, reviewed the accounts, pocketed the money, and issued receipts on behalf of the Duke, claiming he would settle his accounts with the Duke of Montrose for the damages he had suffered due to the Duke's actions, including the losses from his house being burned down by General Cadogan and the later raid on Craig-Royston. He then asked Mr. Graham to accompany him; there’s no indication he treated him with any physical violence or rudeness, although he did say he saw him as a hostage and threatened him with rough treatment if he was pursued or caught. Few exploits have been as daring. After a few quick changes of location (the only inconvenience Mr. Graham seemed to complain about was the fatigue), he took his captive to an island on Loch Katrine and had him write to the Duke, stating that his ransom was set at £3,400 merks, which was the amount MacGregor claimed was still owed to him after subtracting what he owed the Duke of Montrose.

However, after detaining Mr. Graham five or six days in custody on the island, which is still called Rob Roy's Prison, and could be no comfortable dwelling for November nights, the Outlaw seems to have despaired of attaining further advantage from his bold attempt, and suffered his prisoner to depart uninjured, with the account-books, and bills granted by the tenants, taking especial care to retain the cash.*

However, after keeping Mr. Graham in custody for five or six days on the island, which is still called Rob Roy's Prison and would be anything but a comfortable place to stay during November nights, the Outlaw appears to have lost hope of gaining any further advantage from his daring attempt. He allowed his prisoner to leave unharmed, along with the account books and bills issued by the tenants, making sure to keep the cash.*

* The reader will find two original letters of the Duke of Montrose, with that which Mr. Graham of Killearn despatched from his prison-house by the Outlaw's command, in the Appendix, No. II.

* The reader will find two original letters from the Duke of Montrose, along with the one that Mr. Graham of Killearn sent from his prison at the Outlaw's request, in the Appendix, No. II.

About 1717, our Chieftain had the dangerous adventure of falling into the hands of the Duke of Athole, almost as much his enemy as the Duke of Montrose himself; but his cunning and dexterity again freed him from certain death. See a contemporary account of this curious affair in the Appendix, No. V.

About 1717, our Chieftain faced the risky challenge of being captured by the Duke of Athole, who was nearly as much an enemy as the Duke of Montrose himself; however, his cleverness and skill once again saved him from certain death. See a contemporary account of this curious affair in the Appendix, No. V.

Other pranks are told of Rob, which argue the same boldness and sagacity as the seizure of Killearn. The Duke of Montrose, weary of his insolence, procured a quantity of arms, and distributed them among his tenantry, in order that they might defend themselves against future violences. But they fell into different hands from those they were intended for. The MacGregors made separate attacks on the houses of the tenants, and disarmed them all one after another, not, as was supposed, without the consent of many of the persons so disarmed.

Other stories about Rob emphasize the same boldness and cleverness as the takeover of Killearn. The Duke of Montrose, tired of his arrogance, got a supply of weapons and handed them out to his tenants so they could protect themselves from future violence. However, the weapons ended up in different hands than intended. The MacGregors launched separate attacks on the tenants' homes and disarmed them one by one, likely with the agreement of some of those who were disarmed.

As a great part of the Duke's rents were payable in kind, there were girnels (granaries) established for storing up the corn at Moulin, and elsewhere on the Buchanan estate. To these storehouses Rob Roy used to repair with a sufficient force, and of course when he was least expected, and insist upon the delivery of quantities of grain—sometimes for his own use, and sometimes for the assistance of the country people; always giving regular receipts in his own name, and pretending to reckon with the Duke for what sums he received.

Since a large portion of the Duke's rents were paid in goods, granaries were set up for storing grain at Moulin and other locations on the Buchanan estate. Rob Roy would often show up there with a decent-sized group, usually when he was least expected, and demand large amounts of grain—sometimes for himself, and sometimes to help the local people; he always provided proper receipts in his own name and pretended to account to the Duke for the amounts he took.

In the meanwhile a garrison was established by Government, the ruins of which may be still seen about half-way betwixt Loch Lomond and Loch Katrine, upon Rob Roy's original property of Inversnaid. Even this military establishment could not bridle the restless MacGregor. He contrived to surprise the little fort, disarm the soldiers, and destroy the fortification. It was afterwards re-established, and again taken by the MacGregors under Rob Roy's nephew Ghlune Dhu, previous to the insurrection of 1745-6. Finally, the fort of Inversnaid was a third time repaired after the extinction of civil discord; and when we find the celebrated General Wolfe commanding in it, the imagination is strongly affected by the variety of time and events which the circumstance brings simultaneously to recollection. It is now totally dismantled.*

Meanwhile, the government established a garrison, the ruins of which can still be seen about halfway between Loch Lomond and Loch Katrine, on Rob Roy's original property of Inversnaid. Even this military outpost couldn’t contain the restless MacGregor. He managed to surprise the small fort, disarm the soldiers, and destroy the fortification. It was later re-established and again taken by the MacGregors under Rob Roy's nephew Ghlune Dhu, before the uprising of 1745-6. Finally, the fort of Inversnaid was repaired a third time after the end of civil conflict; and when we find the famous General Wolfe commanding there, it really brings to mind the wide range of time and events that this situation recalls. It is now completely dismantled.*

* About 1792, when the author chanced to pass that way while on a tour through the Highlands, a garrison, consisting of a single veteran, was still maintained at Inversnaid. The venerable warder was reaping his barley croft in all peace and tranquillity and when we asked admittance to repose ourselves, he told us we would find the key of the Fort under the door.

* Around 1792, when the author happened to pass through while touring the Highlands, a garrison, made up of just one old soldier, was still stationed at Inversnaid. The elderly guard was harvesting his barley field in complete peace and tranquility, and when we asked to come in to rest, he told us we would find the key to the Fort under the door.

It was not, strictly speaking, as a professed depredator that Rob Roy now conducted his operations, but as a sort of contractor for the police; in Scottish phrase, a lifter of black-mail. The nature of this contract has been described in the Novel of Waverley, and in the notes on that work. Mr. Grahame of Gartmore's description of the character may be here transcribed:—

It wasn't exactly as a self-proclaimed villain that Rob Roy was running his operations now, but more like a kind of contractor for the police; in Scottish terms, someone who takes blackmail. The details of this contract have been outlined in the Novel of Waverley and in the notes on that work. Mr. Grahame of Gartmore's description of the character may be included here:—

“The confusion and disorders of the country were so great, and the Government go absolutely neglected it, that the sober people were obliged to purchase some security to their effects by shameful and ignominious contracts of black-mail. A person who had the greatest correspondence with the thieves was agreed with to preserve the lands contracted for from thefts, for certain sums to be paid yearly. Upon this fund he employed one half of the thieves to recover stolen cattle, and the other half of them to steal, in order to make this agreement and black-mail contract necessary. The estates of those gentlemen who refused to contract, or give countenance to that pernicious practice, are plundered by the thieving part of the watch, in order to force them to purchase their protection. Their leader calls himself the Captain of the Watch, and his banditti go by that name. And as this gives them a kind of authority to traverse the country, so it makes them capable of doing any mischief. These corps through the Highlands make altogether a very considerable body of men, inured from their infancy to the greatest fatigues, and very capable, to act in a military way when occasion offers.

The confusion and chaos in the country were so extreme, and the Government completely ignored it, that respectable people had no choice but to buy protection for their belongings through shameful and dishonorable deals of blackmail. A person who had the closest ties with the criminals was hired to protect the contracted lands from theft, for certain sums to be paid each year. He used half of the thieves to recover stolen cattle, and the other half to steal, making the agreement and blackmail contract necessary. The estates of those gentlemen who refused to enter into contracts or support that harmful practice were robbed by the thieving members of the watch to force them into buying protection. Their leader calls himself the Captain of the Watch, and his gang goes by that name. This gives them a sort of authority to roam the country, enabling them to cause any harm they wish. These groups throughout the Highlands form a quite significant force of men, conditioned from childhood to endure extreme hardships, and very capable of acting in a military manner when the opportunity arises.

“People who are ignorant and enthusiastic, who are in absolute dependence upon their chief or landlord, who are directed in their consciences by Roman Catholic priests, or nonjuring clergymen, and who are not masters of any property, may easily be formed into any mould. They fear no dangers, as they have nothing to lose, and so can with ease be induced to attempt anything. Nothing can make their condition worse: confusions and troubles do commonly indulge them in such licentiousness, that by these they better it.” *

“People who are naive and overly eager, completely reliant on their leader or landlord, who are guided in their beliefs by Roman Catholic priests or nonjuring clergymen, and who don’t own any property, can be easily shaped into whatever they’re told. They don’t fear danger since they have nothing to lose, making them willing to try anything. Their situation couldn’t get worse: chaos and difficulty often allow them such freedom that they end up improving it.”

* Letters from the North of Scotland, vol. ii. pp. 344, 345.

* Letters from the North of Scotland, vol. ii. pp. 344, 345.

As the practice of contracting for black-mail was an obvious encouragement to rapine, and a great obstacle to the course of justice, it was, by the statute 1567, chap. 21, declared a capital crime both on the part of him who levied and him who paid this sort of tax. But the necessity of the case prevented the execution of this severe law, I believe, in any one instance; and men went on submitting to a certain unlawful imposition rather than run the risk of utter ruin—just as it is now found difficult or impossible to prevent those who have lost a very large sum of money by robbery, from compounding with the felons for restoration of a part of their booty.

Since the practice of contracting for blackmail clearly encouraged robbery and significantly hindered justice, it was deemed a capital offense for both the person who extorted and the person who paid this type of tax, according to statute 1567, chap. 21. However, the urgency of the situation prevented this harsh law from being enforced, as far as I know, in any case. People continued to endure a certain illegal charge rather than risk complete financial ruin—much like how it is currently hard or even impossible to stop those who have lost a large sum of money to theft from negotiating with criminals to recover part of their stolen property.

At what rate Rob Roy levied black-mail I never heard stated; but there is a formal contract by which his nephew, in 1741, agreed with various landholders of estates in the counties of Perth, Stirling, and Dumbarton, to recover cattle stolen from them, or to pay the value within six months of the loss being intimated, if such intimation were made to him with sufficient despatch, in consideration of a payment of L5 on each L100 of valued rent, which was not a very heavy insurance. Petty thefts were not included in the contract; but the theft of one horse, or one head of black cattle, or of sheep exceeding the number of six, fell under the agreement.

I never heard how much Rob Roy charged for blackmail; however, there is a formal contract where his nephew, in 1741, agreed with several landowners of estates in Perth, Stirling, and Dumbarton counties to recover stolen cattle for them or to pay the value within six months of being notified, as long as he was informed quickly. In exchange, they paid £5 for every £100 of valued rent, which wasn’t a high insurance fee. Small thefts weren’t included in the contract, but the theft of one horse, one head of black cattle, or more than six sheep was covered by the agreement.

Rob Roy's profits upon such contracts brought him in a considerable revenue in money or cattle, of which he made a popular use; for he was publicly liberal as well as privately beneficent. The minister of the parish of Balquhidder, whose name was Robertson, was at one time threatening to pursue the parish for an augmentation of his stipend. Rob Roy took an opportunity to assure him that he would do well to abstain from this new exaction—a hint which the minister did not fail to understand. But to make him some indemnification, MacGregor presented him every year with a cow and a fat sheep; and no scruples as to the mode in which the donor came by them are said to have affected the reverend gentleman's conscience.

Rob Roy's profits from these contracts earned him a significant income in money or cattle, which he used generously; he was publicly charitable as well as privately kind. The minister of the parish of Balquhidder, named Robertson, at one point threatened to seek an increase in his salary. Rob Roy took the chance to advise him that it would be wise to avoid this new demand—a suggestion the minister clearly understood. To make up for it, MacGregor gave him a cow and a fat sheep every year; there are no reports that the way he acquired them troubled the minister's conscience.

The following amount of the proceedings of Rob Roy, on an application to him from one of his contractors, had in it something very interesting to me, as told by an old countryman in the Lennox who was present on the expedition. But as there is no point or marked incident in the story, and as it must necessarily be without the half-frightened, half-bewildered look with which the narrator accompanied his recollections, it may possibly lose, its effect when transferred to paper.

The following details from Rob Roy, based on a request from one of his contractors, contained something really interesting to me, as described by an old local in Lennox who was there during the event. However, since there isn't a clear point or notable incident in the story, and since it will inevitably lack the half-scared, half-confused expression that the storyteller had while sharing his memories, it might lose some of its impact when written down.

My informant stated himself to have been a lad of fifteen, living with his father on the estate of a gentleman in the Lennox, whose name I have forgotten, in the capacity of herd. On a fine morning in the end of October, the period when such calamities were almost always to be apprehended, they found the Highland thieves had been down upon them, and swept away ten or twelve head of cattle. Rob Roy was sent for, and came with a party of seven or eight armed men. He heard with great gravity all that could be told him of the circumstances of the creagh, and expressed his confidence that the herd-widdiefows* could not have carried their booty far, and that he should be able to recover them.

My informant said he was a fifteen-year-old kid living with his dad on a gentleman's estate in Lennox, whose name I can't remember, working as a herder. One beautiful morning at the end of October, a time when such disasters were almost always expected, they discovered that Highland thieves had come and taken away ten or twelve cattle. Rob Roy was called, and he arrived with a group of seven or eight armed men. He listened seriously to everything that was shared about the theft, and expressed confidence that the thieves couldn't have taken their loot far, and that he would be able to get the cattle back.

* Mad herdsmen—a name given to cattle-stealers [properly one who deserves to fill a widdie, or halter].

* Mad herdsmen—a term used for cattle thieves [specifically someone who deserves to end up in a widdie, or halter].

He desired that two Lowlanders should be sent on the party, as it was not to be expected that any of his gentlemen would take the trouble of driving the cattle when he should recover possession of them. My informant and his father were despatched on the expedition. They had no good will to the journey; nevertheless, provided with a little food, and with a dog to help them to manage the cattle, they set off with MacGregor. They travelled a long day's journey in the direction of the mountain Benvoirlich, and slept for the night in a ruinous hut or bothy. The next morning they resumed their journey among the hills, Rob Roy directing their course by signs and marks on the heath which my informant did not understand.

He wanted two Lowlanders to join the group because he didn’t think any of his men would bother to drive the cattle when he got them back. My informant and his father were sent on the mission. They weren’t keen on the trip, but after grabbing a bit of food and taking a dog to help manage the cattle, they set off with MacGregor. They traveled all day toward the mountain Benvoirlich and spent the night in a rundown hut or bothy. The next morning, they continued their journey through the hills, with Rob Roy guiding them by signs and markers on the heather that my informant didn’t understand.

About noon Rob commanded the armed party to halt, and to lie couched in the heather where it was thickest. “Do you and your son,” he said to the oldest Lowlander, “go boldly over the hill;—you will see beneath you, in a glen on the other side, your master's cattle, feeding, it may be, with others; gather your own together, taking care to disturb no one else, and drive them to this place. If any one speak to or threaten you, tell them that I am here, at the head of twenty men.”—“But what if they abuse us, or kill us?” said the Lowland, peasant, by no means delighted at finding the embassy imposed on him and his son. “If they do you any wrong,” said Rob, “I will never forgive them as long as I live.” The Lowlander was by no means content with this security, but did not think it safe to dispute Rob's injunctions.

Around noon, Rob ordered the armed group to stop and lie low in the thickest heather. “You and your son,” he told the oldest Lowlander, “go boldly over the hill. You’ll see, down in a valley on the other side, your master's cattle, maybe grazing with some others; gather your own and make sure not to disturb anyone else, then bring them back here. If anyone speaks to or threatens you, tell them I’m here with twenty men.” —“But what if they hurt us, or even kill us?” the Lowlander replied, clearly unhappy about being assigned this task with his son. “If anyone does you wrong,” Rob said, “I’ll never forgive them as long as I live.” The Lowlander wasn’t reassured by this promise but didn’t think it was safe to argue with Rob’s orders.

Cattle Lifting

He and his son climbed the hill therefore, found a deep valley, where there grazed, as Rob had predicted, a large herd of cattle. They cautiously selected those which their master had lost, and took measures to drive them over the hill. As soon as they began to remove them, they were surprised by hearing cries and screams; and looking around in fear and trembling they saw a woman seeming to have started out of the earth, who flyted at them, that is, scolded them, in Gaelic. When they contrived, however, in the best Gaelic they could muster, to deliver the message Rob Roy told them, she became silent, and disappeared without offering them any further annoyance. The chief heard their story on their return, and spoke with great complacency of the art which he possessed of putting such things to rights without any unpleasant bustle. The party were now on their road home, and the danger, though not the fatigue, of the expedition was at an end.

He and his son climbed the hill and found a deep valley where, as Rob had predicted, a large herd of cattle was grazing. They carefully picked out the ones their master had lost and took steps to drive them over the hill. As soon as they started moving them, they were startled by cries and screams; looking around in fear, they saw a woman who seemed to have emerged from the ground, scolding them in Gaelic. However, when they managed to convey the message from Rob Roy in the best Gaelic they could muster, she fell silent and vanished without causing them any more trouble. The chief listened to their story upon their return and expressed great satisfaction with his ability to handle such matters without any unnecessary fuss. The group was now on their way home, and the danger, though not the fatigue, of the expedition was over.

They drove on the cattle with little repose until it was nearly dark, when Rob proposed to halt for the night upon a wide moor, across which a cold north-east wind, with frost on its wing, was whistling to the tune of the Pipers of Strath-Dearn.*

They herded the cattle without much rest until it was almost dark, when Rob suggested stopping for the night on a vast moor, where a chilly northeast wind, with frost in its grasp, was whistling to the tune of the Pipers of Strath-Dearn.*

* The winds which sweep a wild glen in Badenoch are so called.

* The winds that blow through a wild valley in Badenoch are called that.

The Highlanders, sheltered by their plaids, lay down on the heath comfortably enough, but the Lowlanders had no protection whatever. Rob Roy observing this, directed one of his followers to afford the old man a portion of his plaid; “for the callant (boy), he may,” said the freebooter, “keep himself warm by walking about and watching the cattle.” My informant heard this sentence with no small distress; and as the frost wind grew more and more cutting, it seemed to freeze the very blood in his young veins. He had been exposed to weather all his life, he said, but never could forget the cold of that night; insomuch that, in the bitterness of his heart, he cursed the bright moon for giving no heat with so much light. At length the sense of cold and weariness became so intolerable that he resolved to desert his watch to seek some repose and shelter. With that purpose he couched himself down behind one of the most bulky of the Highlanders, who acted as lieutenant to the party. Not satisfied with having secured the shelter of the man's large person, he coveted a share of his plaid, and by imperceptible degrees drew a corner of it round him. He was now comparatively in paradise, and slept sound till daybreak, when he awoke, and was terribly afraid on observing that his nocturnal operations had altogether uncovered the dhuiniewassell's neck and shoulders, which, lacking the plaid which should have protected them, were covered with cranreuch (i.e. hoar frost). The lad rose in great dread of a beating, at least, when it should be found how luxuriously he had been accommodated at the expense of a principal person of the party. Good Mr. Lieutenant, however, got up and shook himself, rubbing off the hoar frost with his plaid, and muttering something of a cauld neight. They then drove on the cattle, which were restored to their owner without farther adventure—The above can hardly be termed a tale, but yet it contains materials both for the poet and artist.

The Highlanders, wrapped in their plaids, comfortably lay down on the heather, but the Lowlanders had no protection at all. Rob Roy noticed this and told one of his followers to give the old man part of his plaid; “the boy can keep warm by walking around and watching the cattle,” said the freebooter. My informant felt quite distressed hearing this, and as the icy wind grew sharper, it seemed to freeze the very blood in his young veins. He had been out in the weather all his life, he said, but he could never forget how cold that night was; so much so that, in his bitterness, he cursed the bright moon for providing no warmth with all that light. Eventually, the cold and exhaustion became so unbearable that he decided to abandon his watch in search of some rest and shelter. With that goal, he nestled down behind one of the larger Highlanders, who was acting as the group's leader. Not content with just the shelter of the man’s large frame, he gradually pulled a corner of the plaid around himself. He was now relatively in paradise and slept soundly until dawn, when he woke up in a panic upon realizing that his nighttime actions had fully uncovered the leader's neck and shoulders, which, without the plaid that should have protected them, were covered in hoar frost. The boy stood up in great fear of a beating when it was discovered how comfortably he had been accommodated at the expense of an important member of the party. However, good Mr. Lieutenant got up and shook himself, brushing off the frost with his plaid and muttering something about a cold night. They then drove the cattle onward, which were returned to their owner without any further trouble—This can hardly be called a story, but it still holds elements for both poets and artists.

It was perhaps about the same time that, by a rapid march into the Balquhidder hills at the head of a body of his own tenantry, the Duke of Montrose actually surprised Rob Roy, and made him prisoner. He was mounted behind one of the Duke's followers, named James Stewart, and made fast to him by a horse-girth. The person who had him thus in charge was grandfather of the intelligent man of the same name, now deceased, who lately kept the inn in the vicinity of Loch Katrine, and acted as a guide to visitors through that beautiful scenery. From him I learned the story many years before he was either a publican, or a guide, except to moorfowl shooters.—It was evening (to resume the story), and the Duke was pressing on to lodge his prisoner, so long sought after in vain, in some place of security, when, in crossing the Teith or Forth, I forget which, MacGregor took an opportunity to conjure Stewart, by all the ties of old acquaintance and good neighbourhood, to give him some chance of an escape from an assured doom. Stewart was moved with compassion, perhaps with fear. He slipt the girth-buckle, and Rob, dropping down from behind the horse's croupe, dived, swam, and escaped, pretty much as described in the Novel. When James Stewart came on shore, the Duke hastily demanded where his prisoner was; and as no distinct answer was returned, instantly suspected Stewart's connivance at the escape of the Outlaw; and, drawing a steel pistol from his belt, struck him down with a blow on the head, from the effects of which, his descendant said, he never completely recovered.

It was probably around the same time that the Duke of Montrose marched quickly into the Balquhidder hills at the head of his own tenants and actually surprised Rob Roy, capturing him. He was tied behind one of the Duke's men, named James Stewart, by a horse girth. The person in charge of him was the grandfather of the knowledgeable man with the same name, who has since passed away and used to run the inn near Loch Katrine, guiding visitors through that beautiful area. I learned the story from him many years before he became a publican or a guide, except for those who hunted moorland birds. It was evening (to continue the story), and the Duke was rushing to secure his long-sought prisoner in a safe place when, while crossing the Teith or Forth, I can't remember which, MacGregor seized the chance to urge Stewart, by all their old friendship and good neighborhood ties, to give him a chance to escape from certain doom. Stewart was moved by compassion, maybe even fear. He unbuckled the girth, and Rob dropped down from behind the horse’s rear, dove in, swam, and escaped, pretty much as described in the Novel. When James Stewart reached the shore, the Duke quickly asked where his prisoner was; and since he got no clear answer, he immediately suspected Stewart was in cahoots with the Outlaw's escape, and drawing a steel pistol from his belt, he struck him on the head, resulting in an injury from which, according to his descendant, he never fully recovered.

In the success of his repeated escapes from the pursuit of his powerful enemy, Rob Roy at length became wanton and facetious. He wrote a mock challenge to the Duke, which he circulated among his friends to amuse them over a bottle. The reader will find this document in the Appendix.* It is written in a good hand, and not particularly deficient in grammar or spelling.

In his successful escapes from the chase of his strong enemy, Rob Roy eventually became playful and witty. He wrote a humorous challenge to the Duke, which he shared with his friends to entertain them over drinks. You can find this document in the Appendix.* It's well-written and doesn't have major issues with grammar or spelling.

* Appendix, No. III.

* Appendix III.

Our Southern readers must be given to understand that it was a piece of humour,—a quiz, in short,—on the part of the Outlaw, who was too sagacious to propose such a rencontre in reality. This letter was written in the year 1719.

Our Southern readers need to know that it was a joke—a quiz, really—on the part of the Outlaw, who was too clever to suggest such a meeting in real life. This letter was written in the year 1719.

In the following year Rob Roy composed another epistle, very little to his own reputation, as he therein confesses having played booty during the civil war of 1715. It is addressed to General Wade, at that time engaged in disarming the Highland clans, and making military roads through the country. The letter is a singular composition. It sets out the writer's real and unfeigned desire to have offered his service to King George, but for his liability to be thrown into jail for a civil debt, at the instance of the Duke of Montrose. Being thus debarred from taking the right side, he acknowledged he embraced the wrong one, upon Falstaff's principle, that since the King wanted men and the rebels soldiers, it were worse shame to be idle in such a stirring world, than to embrace the worst side, were it as black as rebellion could make it. The impossibility of his being neutral in such a debate, Rob seems to lay down as an undeniable proposition. At the same time, while he acknowledges having been forced into an unnatural rebellion against King George, he pleads that he not only avoided acting offensively against his Majesty's forces on all occasions, but, on the contrary, sent to them what intelligence he could collect from time to time; for the truth of which he refers to his Grace the Duke of Argyle. What influence this plea had on General Wade, we have no means of knowing.

In the following year, Rob Roy wrote another letter, which didn't do much for his reputation, as he admits to having engaged in looting during the civil war of 1715. It's addressed to General Wade, who was at that time focused on disarming the Highland clans and building military roads across the country. The letter is quite unique. It expresses the writer's genuine wish that he could have served King George, but he was at risk of being thrown in jail for a civil debt, instigated by the Duke of Montrose. Being prevented from taking the right side, he confessed he chose the wrong one based on Falstaff's principle—that since the King needed men and the rebels had soldiers, it would be more disgraceful to remain idle in such a turbulent time than to join the losing side, no matter how wrong it was. Rob seems to set forth the idea that it was impossible for him to remain neutral in such a debate as a firm point. At the same time, while he admits to being forced into a wrong rebellion against King George, he claims that he not only tried to avoid acting against his Majesty's forces whenever possible but, on the contrary, sent them any intelligence he could gather from time to time; for proof of this, he refers to his Grace the Duke of Argyle. We have no way of knowing what effect this argument had on General Wade.

Rob Roy appears to have continued to live very much as usual. His fame, in the meanwhile, passed beyond the narrow limits of the country in which he resided. A pretended history of him appeared in London during his lifetime, under the title of the Highland Rogue. It is a catch-penny publication, bearing in front the effigy of a species of ogre, with a beard of a foot in length; and his actions are as much exaggerated as his personal appearance. Some few of the best known adventures of the hero are told, though with little accuracy; but the greater part of the pamphlet is entirely fictitious. It is great pity so excellent a theme for a narrative of the kind had not fallen into the hands of De Foe, who was engaged at the time on subjects somewhat similar, though inferior in dignity and interest.

Rob Roy seemed to keep living his life as usual. Meanwhile, his fame spread beyond the small area where he lived. A fake biography of him was published in London during his lifetime, titled The Highland Rogue. It’s a cheap publication featuring a picture of some sort of ogre with a foot-long beard; his actions are exaggerated just like his appearance. A few of the more famous adventures of the hero are mentioned, but they lack accuracy, and most of the pamphlet is completely made up. It’s a shame such a great story didn’t end up in the hands of Defoe, who was at that time working on similar but less interesting subjects.

As Rob Roy advanced in years, he became more peaceable in his habits, and his nephew Ghlune Dhu, with most of his tribe, renounced those peculiar quarrels with the Duke of Montrose, by which his uncle had been distinguished. The policy of that great family had latterly been rather to attach this wild tribe by kindness than to follow the mode of violence which had been hitherto ineffectually resorted to. Leases at a low rent were granted to many of the MacGregors, who had heretofore held possessions in the Duke's Highland property merely by occupancy; and Glengyle (or Black-knee), who continued to act as collector of black-mail, managed his police, as a commander of the Highland watch arrayed at the charge of Government. He is said to have strictly abstained from the open and lawless depredations which his kinsman had practised.

As Rob Roy got older, he became more peaceful in his ways, and his nephew Ghlune Dhu, along with most of his tribe, turned away from the specific feuds with the Duke of Montrose that had marked his uncle’s life. The strategy of that prominent family had recently shifted to winning over this wild tribe with kindness rather than using the violence that had previously proved ineffective. Many of the MacGregors, who had only occupied the Duke's Highland land before, were given leases at low rents. Glengyle (or Black-knee), who continued to act as the collector of black-mail, managed his duties like a leader of the Highland watch funded by the Government. He is said to have completely avoided the open and lawless raids that his relative had engaged in.

It was probably after this state of temporary quiet had been obtained, that Rob Roy began to think of the concerns of his future state. He had been bred, and long professed himself, a Protestant; but in his later years he embraced the Roman Catholic faith,—perhaps on Mrs. Cole's principle, that it was a comfortable religion for one of his calling. He is said to have alleged as the cause of his conversion, a desire to gratify the noble family of Perth, who were then strict Catholics. Having, as he observed, assumed the name of the Duke of Argyle, his first protector, he could pay no compliment worth the Earl of Perth's acceptance save complying with his mode of religion. Rob did not pretend, when pressed closely on the subject, to justify all the tenets of Catholicism, and acknowledged that extreme unction always appeared to him a great waste of ulzie, or oil.*

It was probably after this temporary calm was achieved that Rob Roy started to consider his future. He had been raised as a Protestant and had always identified as one, but in his later years, he converted to Roman Catholicism—maybe following Mrs. Cole’s belief that it was a more comfortable religion for someone in his position. It's said that he claimed his conversion was motivated by a desire to please the noble family of Perth, who were strict Catholics at the time. He noted that since he had taken on the name of the Duke of Argyle, his first protector, the only way he could do something worthy of the Earl of Perth’s appreciation was by adopting his religion. When pressed about it, Rob didn't try to defend all the beliefs of Catholicism and admitted that he always thought extreme unction was a big waste of ulzie, or oil.*

* Such an admission is ascribed to the robber Donald Bean Lean in
Waverley, chap. lxii,
* Such an admission is attributed to the robber Donald Bean Lean in Waverley, chap. lxii,

In the last years of Rob Roy's life, his clan was involved in a dispute with one more powerful than themselves. Stewart of Appin, a chief of the tribe so named, was proprietor of a hill-farm in the Braes of Balquhidder, called Invernenty. The MacGregors of Rob Roy's tribe claimed a right to it by ancient occupancy, and declared they would oppose to the uttermost the settlement of any person upon the farm not being of their own name. The Stewarts came down with two hundred men, well armed, to do themselves justice by main force. The MacGregors took the field, but were unable to muster an equal strength. Rob Roy, fending himself the weaker party, asked a parley, in which he represented that both clans were friends to the King, and, that he was unwilling they should be weakened by mutual conflict, and thus made a merit of surrendering to Appin the disputed territory of Invernenty. Appin, accordingly, settled as tenants there, at an easy quit-rent, the MacLarens, a family dependent on the Stewarts, and from whose character for strength and bravery, it was expected that they would make their right good if annoyed by the MacGregors. When all this had been amicably adjusted, in presence of the two clans drawn up in arms near the Kirk of Balquhidder, Rob Roy, apparently fearing his tribe might be thought to have conceded too much upon the occasion, stepped forward and said, that where so many gallant men were met in arms, it would be shameful to part without it trial of skill, and therefore he took the freedom to invite any gentleman of the Stewarts present to exchange a few blows with him for the honour of their respective clans. The brother-in-law of Appin, and second chieftain of the clan, Alaster Stewart of Invernahyle, accepted the challenge, and they encountered with broadsword and target before their respective kinsmen.*

In the last years of Rob Roy's life, his clan was caught up in a conflict with a more powerful group. Stewart of Appin, the chief of that tribe, owned a hill farm in the Braes of Balquhidder called Invernenty. The MacGregors, Rob Roy’s clan, claimed they had rights to it based on long-standing occupation and stated they would do everything possible to resist anyone settling on the farm who wasn't one of them. The Stewarts came down with two hundred armed men to assert their claim by force. The MacGregors rallied but couldn't match that strength. Rob Roy, realizing his side was outnumbered, sought a meeting during which he pointed out that both clans were loyal to the King and that he didn’t want their conflict to weaken them. He thus offered to yield the disputed land of Invernenty to Appin. The MacLarens, a family allied with the Stewarts, were then placed there as tenants at a reasonable rent, expected to defend their rights if the MacGregors troubled them. Once everything was settled peacefully, with both clans assembled near the Kirk of Balquhidder, Rob Roy, seemingly worried his tribe would look like they had given in too much, boldly suggested that with so many brave men gathered, it would be disgraceful to leave without some show of skill. He invited any gentleman from the Stewarts to spar with him for the honor of their clans. Alaster Stewart of Invernahyle, Appin's brother-in-law and second leader of the clan, accepted the challenge, and they faced off with broadswords and shields in front of their families.*

      * Some accounts state that Appin himself was Rob Roy's antagonist on this
      occasion. My recollection, from the account of Invernahyle himself, was as
      stated in the text. But the period when I received the information is now
      so distant, that it is possible I may be mistaken. Invernahyle was rather
      of low stature, but very well made, athletic, and an excellent swordsman.
    
      * Some sources say that Appin was Rob Roy's opponent this time. From what I remember, based on Invernahyle's own account, it was as mentioned in the text. However, since it's been a long time since I got that information, I might be wrong. Invernahyle was fairly short but very well built, athletic, and an excellent swordsman.

The combat lasted till Rob received a slight wound in the arm, which was the usual termination of such a combat when fought for honour only, and not with a mortal purpose. Rob Roy dropped his point, and congratulated his adversary on having been the first man who ever drew blood from him. The victor generously acknowledged, that without the advantage of youth, and the agility accompanying it, he probably could not have come off with advantage.

The fight went on until Rob got a minor cut on his arm, which was usually how these duels ended when fought for honor rather than to kill. Rob Roy lowered his weapon and congratulated his opponent for being the first person to draw blood from him. The winner graciously admitted that without the benefits of youth and the speed that comes with it, he probably wouldn’t have won.

This was probably one of Rob Roy's last exploits in arms. The time of his death is not known with certainty, but he is generally said to have survived 1738, and to have died an aged man. When he found himself approaching his final change, he expressed some contrition for particular parts of his life. His wife laughed at these scruples of conscience, and exhorted him to die like a man, as he had lived. In reply, he rebuked her for her violent passions, and the counsels she had given him. “You have put strife,” he said, “betwixt me and the best men of the country, and now you would place enmity between me and my God.”

This was likely one of Rob Roy's last adventures. The exact time of his death isn't known, but it's generally believed he lived past 1738 and died as an old man. As he faced his final moments, he showed some regret for certain parts of his life. His wife mocked these feelings of guilt and urged him to die like a man, just as he had lived. In response, he criticized her intense emotions and the advice she had given him. “You have caused conflict,” he said, “between me and the best people in the country, and now you want to create strife between me and my God.”

There is a tradition, no way inconsistent with the former, if the character of Rob Roy be justly considered, that while on his deathbed, he learned that a person with whom he was at enmity proposed to visit him. “Raise me from my bed,” said the invalid; “throw my plaid around me, and bring me my claymore, dirk, and pistols—it shall never be said that a foeman saw Rob Roy MacGregor defenceless and unarmed.” His foeman, conjectured to be one of the MacLarens before and after mentioned, entered and paid his compliments, inquiring after the health of his formidable neighbour. Rob Roy maintained a cold haughty civility during their short conference, and so soon as he had left the house. “Now,” he said, “all is over—let the piper play, Ha til mi tulidh” (we return no more); and he is said to have expired before the dirge was finished.

There’s a tradition, consistent with the earlier one, that when Rob Roy was on his deathbed, he found out that someone he was feuding with intended to visit him. “Help me sit up,” said the sick man; “wrap my plaid around me, and bring me my claymore, dirk, and pistols—it will never be said that an enemy saw Rob Roy MacGregor defenseless and unarmed.” His rival, believed to be one of the MacLarens mentioned before, came in and offered his greetings, asking about the health of his fierce neighbor. Rob Roy kept a cool, haughty politeness during their brief discussion, and as soon as the man left the house, he said, “Now, it’s all over—let the piper play, Ha til mi tulidh” (we return no more); and it’s said that he died before the dirge was finished.

This singular man died in bed in his own house, in the parish of Balquhidder. He was buried in the churchyard of the same parish, where his tombstone is only distinguished by a rude attempt at the figure of a broadsword.

This unique man died in his own bed at home, in the parish of Balquhidder. He was buried in the churchyard of that same parish, where his tombstone is marked only by a rough carving of a broadsword.

The character of Rob Roy is, of course, a mixed one. His sagacity, boldness, and prudence, qualities so highly necessary to success in war, became in some degree vices, from the manner in which they were employed. The circumstances of his education, however, must be admitted as some extenuation of his habitual transgressions against the law; and for his political tergiversations, he might in that distracted period plead the example of men far more powerful, and less excusable in becoming the sport of circumstances, than the poor and desperate outlaw. On the other hand, he was in the constant exercise of virtues, the more meritorious as they seem inconsistent with his general character. Pursuing the occupation of a predatory chieftain,—in modern phrase a captain of banditti,—Rob Roy was moderate in his revenge, and humane in his successes. No charge of cruelty or bloodshed, unless in battle, is brought against his memory. In like manner, the formidable outlaw was the friend of the poor, and, to the utmost of his ability, the support of the widow and the orphan—kept his word when pledged—and died lamented in his own wild country, where there were hearts grateful for his beneficence, though their minds were not sufficiently instructed to appreciate his errors.

Rob Roy is definitely a complex character. His wisdom, courage, and caution—traits that are essential for success in battle—turned into flaws depending on how he used them. His upbringing can be seen as a reason for his frequent legal troubles; during those chaotic times, he could point to the actions of more powerful figures who were less justified in letting circumstances dictate their choices than a desperate outlaw like him. On the flip side, he consistently displayed virtues that seemed at odds with his overall reputation. As a leader of outlaws—what we’d call a bandit leader today—Rob Roy was measured in his revenge and compassionate in his victories. There are no accusations of cruelty or unnecessary violence against him, except in the heat of battle. Similarly, this fearsome outlaw was a friend to the poor and, as much as he could, helped widows and orphans. He kept his promises and died mourned in his rugged homeland, where people were grateful for his kindness, even if they didn't fully understand his mistakes.

The author perhaps ought to stop here; but the fate of a part of Rob Roy's family was so extraordinary, as to call for a continuation of this somewhat prolix account, as affording an interesting chapter, not on Highland manners alone, but on every stage of society in which the people of a primitive and half-civilised tribe are brought into close contact with a nation, in which civilisation and polity have attained a complete superiority.

The author might consider ending here; however, the fate of part of Rob Roy's family was so remarkable that it deserves further exploration in this lengthy account, providing an interesting chapter not just about Highland customs, but also about every level of society where a primitive and partially civilized tribe interacts closely with a nation that has fully developed civilization and governance.

Rob had five sons,—Coll, Ronald, James, Duncan, and Robert. Nothing occurs worth notice concerning three of them; but James, who was a very handsome man, seems to have had a good deal of his father's spirit, and the mantle of Dougal Ciar Mhor had apparently descended on the shoulders of Robin Oig, that is, young Robin. Shortly after Rob Roy's death, the ill-will which the MacGregors entertained against the MacLarens again broke out, at the instigation, it was said, of Rob's widow, who seems thus far to have deserved the character given to her by her husband, as an Ate' stirring up to blood and strife. Robin Oig, under her instigation, swore that as soon as he could get back a certain gun which had belonged to his father, and had been lately at Doune to be repaired, he would shoot MacLaren, for having presumed to settle on his mother's land.*

Rob had five sons—Coll, Ronald, James, Duncan, and Robert. Nothing much happened worth mentioning about three of them; but James, who was a very handsome man, seemed to have inherited a lot of his father's spirit, and the mantle of Dougal Ciar Mhor had clearly fallen on the shoulders of Robin Oig, or young Robin. Shortly after Rob Roy's death, the animosity the MacGregors held against the MacLarens flared up again, allegedly at the urging of Rob's widow, who seems to have truly earned the reputation her husband gave her as an Ate' inciting bloodshed and conflict. Robin Oig, influenced by her, vowed that as soon as he could get back a particular gun that belonged to his father, which had recently been at Doune for repairs, he would shoot MacLaren for daring to settle on his mother's land.*

* This fatal piece was taken from Robin Oig, when he was seized many years afterwards. It remained in possession of the magistrates before whom he was brought for examination, and now makes part of a small collection of arms belonging to the Author. It is a Spanish-barrelled gun, marked with the letters R. M. C., for Robert MacGregor Campbell.

* This deadly weapon was taken from Robin Oig when he was captured many years later. It stayed with the magistrates who examined him and is now part of a small collection of arms owned by the Author. It's a Spanish-barreled gun, marked with the initials R. M. C., for Robert MacGregor Campbell.

He was as good as his word, and shot MacLaren when between the stilts of his plough, wounding him mortally.

He kept his promise and shot MacLaren while he was between the stilts of his plow, wounding him fatally.

The aid of a Highland leech was procured, who probed the wound with a probe made out of a castock; i.e., the stalk of a colewort or cabbage. This learned gentleman declared he would not venture to prescribe, not knowing with what shot the patient had been wounded. MacLaren died, and about the same time his cattle were houghed, and his live stock destroyed in a barbarous manner.

The help of a Highland doctor was arranged, who examined the wound with a probe made from a castock; i.e., the stalk of a colewort or cabbage. This knowledgeable man said he wouldn't dare to prescribe anything, not knowing what kind of bullet had injured the patient. MacLaren died, and around the same time, his cattle were hobbled, and his livestock was killed in a brutal way.

Robin Oig, after this feat—which one of his biographers represents as the unhappy discharge of a gun—retired to his mother's house, to boast that he had drawn the first blood in the quarrel aforesaid. On the approach of troops, and a body of the Stewarts, who were bound to take up the cause of their tenant, Robin Oig absconded, and escaped all search.

Robin Oig, after this achievement—which one of his biographers describes as the unfortunate firing of a gun—went back to his mother's house to brag that he had drawn the first blood in the mentioned conflict. As troops and a group of the Stewarts, who were committed to supporting their tenant, approached, Robin Oig went into hiding and avoided all attempts to find him.

The doctor already mentioned, by name Callam MacInleister, with James and Ronald, brothers to the actual perpetrator of the murder, were brought to trial. But as they contrived to represent the action as a rash deed committed by “the daft callant Rob,” to which they were not accessory, the jury found their accession to the crime was Not Proven. The alleged acts of spoil and violence on the MacLarens' cattle, were also found to be unsupported by evidence. As it was proved, however, that the two brothers, Ronald and James, were held and reputed thieves, they were appointed to find caution to the extent of L200, for their good behaviour for seven years.*

The doctor had already mentioned Callam MacInleister, along with James and Ronald, who are brothers of the actual murderer, were put on trial. However, they managed to present the incident as a reckless act committed by “the daft callant Rob,” claiming they were not involved, and the jury ruled that their involvement in the crime was Not Proven. The claims of theft and violence against the MacLarens' cattle were also found to lack evidence. Nevertheless, it was established that the two brothers, Ronald and James, were known and regarded as thieves, so they were required to post a bond of £200 for good behavior over the next seven years.*

* Note D. Author's expedition against the MacLarens.

* Note D. Author's journey against the MacLarens.

The spirit of clanship was at that time, so strong—to which must be added the wish to secure the adherence of stout, able-bodied, and, as the Scotch phrase then went, pretty men—that the representative of the noble family of Perth condescended to act openly as patron of the MacGregors, and appeared as such upon their trial. So at least the author was informed by the late Robert MacIntosh, Esq., advocate. The circumstance may, however, have occurred later than 1736—the year in which this first trial took place.

The sense of clan loyalty was really strong back then, along with the desire to secure the support of tough, strong, and, as the Scottish saying went, good-looking men. Because of this, the representative of the noble family of Perth agreed to openly support the MacGregors and showed his support during their trial. At least, that’s what the late Robert MacIntosh, Esq., a lawyer, told the author. However, this situation might have happened after 1736—the year this first trial occurred.

Robin Oig served for a time in the 42d regiment, and was present at the battle of Fontenoy, where he was made prisoner and wounded. He was exchanged, returned to Scotland, and obtained his discharge. He afterwards appeared openly in the MacGregor's country; and, notwithstanding his outlawry, married a daughter of Graham of Drunkie, a gentleman of some property. His wife died a few years afterwards.

Robin Oig served for a while in the 42nd regiment and was at the battle of Fontenoy, where he was captured and injured. He was traded back, returned to Scotland, and got his discharge. He later appeared openly in the MacGregor's territory; and despite being an outlaw, he married a daughter of Graham of Drunkie, a man with some property. His wife passed away a few years later.

The insurrection of 1745 soon afterwards called the MacGregors to arms. Robert MacGregor of Glencarnoch, generally regarded as the chief of the whole name, and grandfather of Sir John, whom the clan received in that character, raised a MacGregor regiment, with which he joined the standard of the Chevalier. The race of Ciar Mhor, however, affecting independence, and commanded by Glengyle and his cousin James Roy MacGregor, did not join this kindred corps, but united themselves to the levies of the titular Duke of Perth, until William MacGregor Drummond of Bolhaldie, whom they regarded as head of their branch, of Clan Alpine, should come over from France. To cement the union after the Highland fashion, James laid down the name of Campbell, and assumed that of Drummond, in compliment to Lord Perth. He was also called James Roy, after his father, and James Mhor, or Big James, from his height. His corps, the relics of his father Rob's band, behaved with great activity; with only twelve men he succeeded in surprising and burning, for the second time, the fort at Inversnaid, constructed for the express purpose of bridling the country of the MacGregors.

The uprising of 1745 soon called the MacGregors to arms. Robert MacGregor of Glencarnoch, generally seen as the chief of the entire clan and the grandfather of Sir John, whom the clan recognized in that role, raised a MacGregor regiment and joined the Chevalier’s standard. However, the Ciar Mhor branch, valuing their independence and led by Glengyle and his cousin James Roy MacGregor, didn’t join this clan regiment but allied themselves with the forces of the titular Duke of Perth until William MacGregor Drummond of Bolhaldie, whom they considered the head of their branch of Clan Alpine, returned from France. To solidify the alliance in the traditional Highland way, James dropped the name Campbell and took on Drummond as a nod to Lord Perth. He was also known as James Roy after his father, and James Mhor, or Big James, because of his height. His unit, remnants of his father Rob's band, acted with great zeal; with just twelve men, he managed to surprise and burn down the fort at Inversnaid for the second time, which had been built specifically to control the territory of the MacGregors.

What rank or command James MacGregor had, is uncertain. He calls himself Major; and Chevalier Johnstone calls him Captain. He must have held rank under Ghlune Dhu, his kinsman, but his active and audacious character placed him above the rest of his brethren. Many of his followers were unarmed; he supplied the want of guns and swords with scythe-blades set straight upon their handles.

What rank or position James MacGregor held is unclear. He refers to himself as Major, while Chevalier Johnstone calls him Captain. He must have had rank under Ghlune Dhu, his relative, but his bold and daring personality set him apart from his peers. Many of his followers were unarmed; he compensated for the lack of guns and swords by equipping them with scythe blades fixed straight onto their handles.

At the battle of Prestonpans, James Roy distinguished himself. “His company,” says Chevalier Johnstone, “did great execution with their scythes.” They cut the legs of the horses in two—the riders through the middle of their bodies. MacGregor was brave and intrepid, but at the same time, somewhat whimsical and singular. When advancing to the charge with his company, he received five wounds, two of them from balls that pierced his body through and through. Stretched on the ground, with his head resting on his hand, he called out loudly to the Highlanders of his company, “My lads, I am not dead. By G—, I shall see if any of you does not do his duty.” The victory, as is well known, was instantly obtained.

At the battle of Prestonpans, James Roy made a name for himself. “His company,” says Chevalier Johnstone, “did serious damage with their scythes.” They sliced the legs of the horses in half and cut through the riders’ bodies. MacGregor was brave and fearless, but he was also a bit eccentric and unconventional. While charging forward with his men, he took five wounds, two of which were from bullets that went straight through him. Lying on the ground with his head propped up on his hand, he called out loudly to the Highlanders in his company, “My lads, I am not dead. By G—, I will see if any of you doesn’t do his duty.” The victory, as is well known, was quickly achieved.

In some curious letters of James Roy,* it appears that his thigh-bone was broken on this occasion, and that he, nevertheless, rejoined the army with six companies, and was present at the battle of Culloden.

In some interesting letters from James Roy,* it seems that he broke his thigh bone during this event, yet he still rejoined the army with six companies and was present at the battle of Culloden.

* Published in Blackwood's Magazine, vol. ii. p. 228.

* Published in Blackwood's Magazine, vol. ii. p. 228.

After that defeat, the clan MacGregor kept together in a body, and did not disperse till they had returned into their own country. They brought James Roy with them in a litter; and, without being particularly molested, he was permitted to reside in the MacGregor's country along with his brothers.

After that defeat, the MacGregor clan stuck together and didn't break apart until they got back to their own land. They carried James Roy with them in a stretcher, and without much trouble, he was allowed to stay in MacGregor territory along with his brothers.

James MacGregor Drummond was attainted for high treason with persons of more importance. But it appears he had entered into some communication with Government, as, in the letters quoted, he mentions having obtained a pass from the Lord Justice-Clerk in 1747, which was a sufficient protection to him from the military. The circumstance is obscurely stated in one of the letters already quoted, but may perhaps, joined to subsequent incidents, authorise the suspicion that James, like his father, could look at both sides of the cards. As the confusion of the country subsided, the MacGregors, like foxes which had baffled the hounds, drew back to their old haunts, and lived unmolested. But an atrocious outrage, in which the sons of Rob Roy were concerned, brought at length on the family the full vengeance of the law.

James MacGregor Drummond was charged with high treason along with more prominent figures. However, it seems he had been in some communication with the government, as he mentions in his letters that he got a pass from the Lord Justice-Clerk in 1747, which protected him from the military. This detail is mentioned somewhat vaguely in one of the previously quoted letters, but it might, when considered alongside later events, suggest that James, like his father, was able to see things from multiple perspectives. As the chaos in the country died down, the MacGregors, like foxes that had eluded the hunt, returned to their old home and lived without trouble. However, a terrible crime involving Rob Roy's sons ultimately brought the full force of the law down on the family.

James Roy was a married man, and had fourteen children. But his brother, Robin Oig, was now a widower; and it was resolved, if possible, that he should make his fortune by carrying off and marrying, by force if necessary, some woman of fortune from the Lowlands.

James Roy was a married man with fourteen children. But his brother, Robin Oig, was now a widower; and it was decided, if possible, that he should get wealthy by abducting and marrying, if necessary, a wealthy woman from the Lowlands.

The imagination of the half-civilised Highlanders was less shocked at the idea of this particular species of violence, than might be expected from their general kindness to the weaker sex when they make part of their own families. But all their views were tinged with the idea that they lived in a state of war; and in such a state, from the time of the siege of Troy to “the moment when Previsa fell,” * the female captives are, to uncivilised victors, the most valuable part of the booty—

The imagination of the semi-civilized Highlanders was less disturbed by the idea of this kind of violence than one might think, given their usual kindness towards the women in their own families. However, all their perspectives were colored by the belief that they lived in a state of war; and in such a state, from the time of the siege of Troy to “the moment when Previsa fell,”* female captives are, to uncivilized victors, the most prized part of the spoils—

* Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto II.

* Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto II.

          “The wealthy are slaughtered, the lovely are spared.”
 
          “The rich are taken down, the beautiful are saved.”

We need not refer to the rape of the Sabines, or to a similar instance in the Book of Judges, for evidence that such deeds of violence have been committed upon a large scale. Indeed, this sort of enterprise was so common along the Highland line as to give rise to a variety of songs and ballads.*

We don’t need to mention the abduction of the Sabine women, or a similar story from the Book of Judges, to prove that acts of violence like these have happened on a large scale. In fact, this type of event was so common along the Highland border that it inspired a whole range of songs and ballads.*

* See Appendix, No. VI.

* See Appendix, No. 6.

The annals of Ireland, as well as those of Scotland, prove the crime to have been common in the more lawless parts of both countries; and any woman who happened to please a man of spirit who came of a good house, and possessed a few chosen friends, and a retreat in the mountains, was not permitted the alternative of saying him nay. What is more, it would seem that the women themselves, most interested in the immunities of their sex, were, among the lower classes, accustomed to regard such marriages as that which is presently to be detailed as “pretty Fanny's way,” or rather, the way of Donald with pretty Fanny. It is not a great many years since a respectable woman, above the lower rank of life, expressed herself very warmly to the author on his taking the freedom to censure the behaviour of the MacGregors on the occasion in question. She said “that there was no use in giving a bride too much choice upon such occasions; that the marriages were the happiest long syne which had been done offhand.” Finally, she averred that her “own mother had never seen her father till the night he brought her up from the Lennox, with ten head of black cattle, and there had not been a happier couple in the country.”

The history of Ireland, as well as Scotland, shows that this crime was common in the more lawless areas of both countries. Any woman who caught the eye of a spirited man from a good family, who had a few close friends and a getaway in the mountains, wasn’t really given the option to say no. Furthermore, it seems that the women most concerned about their rights often viewed such marriages, as described in the story of “pretty Fanny’s way,” or the way of Donald with pretty Fanny. Not long ago, a respectable woman, above the lower class, expressed strong opinions to the author when he criticized the actions of the MacGregors in this situation. She remarked that it was pointless to give a bride too much choice in these matters, insisting that the happiest marriages from long ago were those made spontaneously. Lastly, she claimed that her “own mother never met her father until the night he brought her from the Lennox with ten head of black cattle, and they were the happiest couple in the country.”

James Drummond and his brethren having similar opinions with the author's old acquaintance, and debating how they might raise the fallen fortunes of their clan, formed a resolution to settle their brother's fortune by striking up an advantageous marriage betwixt Robin Oig and one Jean Key, or Wright, a young woman scarce twenty years old, and who had been left about two months a widow by the death of her husband. Her property was estimated at only from 16,000 to 18,000 merks, but it seems to have been sufficient temptation to these men to join in the commission of a great crime.

James Drummond and his friends, sharing similar views with the author’s old acquaintance, discussed how to improve their clan’s dwindling fortunes. They resolved to secure their brother's future by arranging a beneficial marriage between Robin Oig and a young woman named Jean Key, or Wright, who was just under twenty years old and had recently become a widow about two months prior. Her property was valued at only 16,000 to 18,000 merks, but it appears to have been enough of a temptation for these men to collaborate in committing a serious crime.

This poor young victim lived with her mother in her own house at Edinbilly, in the parish of Balfron and shire of Stirling. At this place, in the night of 3d December 1750, the sons of Rob Roy, and particularly James Mhor and Robin Oig, rushed into the house where the object of their attack was resident, presented guns, swords, and pistols to the males of the family, and terrified the women by threatening to break open the doors if Jean Key was not surrendered, as, said James Roy, “his brother was a young fellow determined to make his fortune.” Having, at length, dragged the object of their lawless purpose from her place of concealment, they tore her from her mother's arms, mounted her on a horse before one of the gang, and carried her off in spite, of her screams and cries, which were long heard after the terrified spectators of the outrage could no longer see the party retreat through the darkness. In her attempts to escape, the poor young woman threw herself from the horse on which they had placed her, and in so doing wrenched her side. They then laid her double over the pummel of the saddle, and transported her through the mosses and moors till the pain of the injury she had suffered in her side, augmented by the uneasiness of her posture, made her consent to sit upright. In the execution of this crime they stopped at more houses than one, but none of the inhabitants dared interrupt their proceedings. Amongst others who saw them was that classical and accomplished scholar the late Professor William Richardson of Glasgow, who used to describe as a terrible dream their violent and noisy entrance into the house where he was then residing. The Highlanders filled the little kitchen, brandishing their arms, demanding what they pleased, and receiving whatever they demanded. James Mhor, he said, was a tall, stern, and soldier-like man. Robin Oig looked more gentle; dark, but yet ruddy in complexion—a good-looking young savage. Their victim was so dishevelled in her dress, and forlorn in her appearance and demeanour, that he could hardly tell whether she was alive or dead.

This poor young victim lived with her mother in their home in Edinbilly, in the parish of Balfron and shire of Stirling. On the night of December 3rd, 1750, the sons of Rob Roy, especially James Mhor and Robin Oig, burst into the house where their target was staying, pointed guns, swords, and pistols at the men in the family, and scared the women by threatening to break down the doors if Jean Key wasn’t handed over. As James Roy said, “his brother was a young guy set on making his fortune.” After finally dragging their target from her hiding place, they tore her from her mother's arms, placed her on a horse in front of one of the gang, and carried her away despite her screams, which could be heard long after the terrified witnesses could no longer see the group disappear into the darkness. In her attempts to escape, the poor young woman threw herself off the horse, injuring her side in the process. They then forced her to lie over the front of the saddle and transported her across the mosses and moors until the pain from her injury, worsened by her uncomfortable position, made her agree to sit upright. During this crime, they stopped at more than one house, but none of the inhabitants dared to interfere. Among those who saw them was the late Professor William Richardson of Glasgow, who described their violent and loud entrance into the house where he was staying as a terrible dream. The Highlanders filled the small kitchen, waving their weapons, demanding what they wanted, and getting whatever they asked for. James Mhor was described as a tall, stern, and soldier-like man. Robin Oig seemed gentler, with a dark but ruddy complexion—a good-looking young savage. Their victim looked so disheveled in her clothing and so miserable in her appearance and behavior that he could hardly tell if she was alive or dead.

The gang carried the unfortunate woman to Rowardennan, where they had a priest unscrupulous enough to read the marriage service, while James Mhor forcibly held the bride up before him; and the priest declared the couple man and wife, even while she protested against the infamy of his conduct. Under the same threats of violence, which had been all along used to enforce their scheme, the poor victim was compelled to reside with the pretended husband who was thus forced upon her. They even dared to carry her to the public church of Balquhidder, where the officiating clergyman (the same who had been Rob Roy's pensioner) only asked them if they were married persons. Robert MacGregor answered in the affirmative; the terrified female was silent.

The gang took the unfortunate woman to Rowardennan, where they found a priest willing to perform the marriage service, while James Mhor held the bride up forcibly in front of him. The priest declared them husband and wife, even as she protested against the disgrace of his actions. Under the same threats of violence that had been used throughout their plan, the poor victim was forced to live with the fake husband imposed on her. They even had the audacity to take her to the public church of Balquhidder, where the officiating clergyman—who had been Rob Roy's supporter—only asked if they were married. Robert MacGregor replied yes, while the terrified woman remained silent.

The country was now too effectually subjected to the law for this vile outrage to be followed by the advantages proposed by the actors, Military parties were sent out in every direction to seize the MacGregors, who were for two or three weeks compelled to shift from one place to another in the mountains, bearing the unfortunate Jean Key along with them. In the meanwhile, the Supreme Civil Court issued a warrant, sequestrating the property of Jean Key, or Wright, which removed out of the reach of the actors in the violence the prize which they expected. They had, however, adopted a belief of the poor woman's spirit being so far broken that she would prefer submitting to her condition, and adhering to Robin Oig as her husband, rather than incur the disgrace, of appearing in such a cause in an open court. It was, indeed, a delicate experiment; but their kinsman Glengyle, chief of their immediate family, was of a temper averse to lawless proceedings;* and the captive's friends having had recourse to his advice, they feared that he would withdraw his protection if they refused to place the prisoner at liberty.

The country was now too effectively under the law for this horrible act to lead to the benefits the perpetrators hoped for. Military units were deployed in every direction to capture the MacGregors, who, for two or three weeks, had to move from one spot to another in the mountains, taking the unfortunate Jean Key with them. Meanwhile, the Supreme Civil Court issued a warrant to seize the property of Jean Key, or Wright, which took away from the aggressors the prize they expected. However, they believed that the poor woman's spirit was broken to the point that she would rather accept her situation and stay with Robin Oig as her husband than face the embarrassment of appearing in court over such a matter. It was indeed a risky gamble; but their relative Glengyle, the head of their immediate family, was opposed to lawless actions, and the captive's friends feared he would withdraw his support if they refused to release the prisoner.

* Such, at least, was his general character; for when James Mhor, while perpetrating the violence at Edinbilly, called out, in order to overawe opposition, that Glengyle was lying in the moor with a hundred men to patronise his enterprise, Jean Key told him he lied, since she was confident Glengyle would never countenance so scoundrelly a business.

* Such, at least, was his overall character; for when James Mhor, while carrying out the violence at Edinbilly, shouted out to intimidate any opposition that Glengyle was on the moor with a hundred men to support his actions, Jean Key told him he was lying, as she was sure Glengyle would never approve of such a despicable act.

The brethren resolved, therefore, to liberate the unhappy woman, but previously had recourse to every measure which should oblige her, either from fear or otherwise, to own her marriage with Robin Oig. The cailliachs (old Highland hags) administered drugs, which were designed to have the effect of philtres, but were probably deleterious. James Mhor at one time threatened, that if she did not acquiesce in the match she would find that there were enough of men in the Highlands to bring the heads of two of her uncles who were pursuing the civil lawsuit. At another time he fell down on his knees, and confessed he had been accessory to wronging her, but begged she would not ruin his innocent wife and large family. She was made to swear she would not prosecute the brethren for the offence they had committed; and she was obliged by threats to subscribe papers which were tendered to her, intimating that she was carried off in consequence of her own previous request.

The brothers decided to free the unfortunate woman, but first, they tried everything they could to make her admit her marriage to Robin Oig, either through fear or other means. The cailliachs (old Highland hags) gave her drugs intended to act like love potions, though they were likely harmful. James Mhor once threatened that if she didn’t agree to the match, there were enough men in the Highlands to take care of her two uncles who were involved in a legal dispute. At another moment, he knelt down and admitted that he had been involved in wronging her, but pleaded with her not to harm his innocent wife and large family. She was forced to swear that she wouldn’t take action against the brothers for their wrongdoing, and under threat, she was made to sign papers stating that she had left on her own prior request.

James Mhor Drummond accordingly brought his pretended sister-in-law to Edinburgh, where, for some little time, she was carried about from one house to another, watched by those with whom she was lodged, and never permitted to go out alone, or even to approach the window. The Court of Session, considering the peculiarity of the case, and regarding Jean Key as being still under some forcible restraint, took her person under their own special charge, and appointed her to reside in the family of Mr. Wightman of Mauldsley, a gentleman of respectability, who was married to one of her near relatives. Two sentinels kept guard on the house day and night—a precaution not deemed superfluous when the MacGregors were in question. She was allowed to go out whenever she chose, and to see whomsoever she had a mind, as well as the men of law employed in the civil suit on either side. When she first came to Mr. Wightman's house she seemed broken down with affright and suffering, so changed in features that her mother hardly knew her, and so shaken in mind that she scarce could recognise her parent. It was long before she could be assured that she was in perfect safely. But when she at length received confidence in her situation, she made a judicial declaration, or affidavit, telling the full history of her wrongs, imputing to fear her former silence on the subject, and expressing her resolution not to prosecute those who had injured her, in respect of the oath she had been compelled to take. From the possible breach of such an oath, though a compulsory one, she was relieved by the forms of Scottish jurisprudence, in that respect more equitable than those of England, prosecutions for crimes being always conducted at the expense and charge of the King, without inconvenience or cost to the private party who has sustained the wrong. But the unhappy sufferer did not live to be either accuser or witness against those who had so deeply injured her.

James Mhor Drummond brought his supposed sister-in-law to Edinburgh, where she was taken from one house to another for some time, closely watched by her hosts, and never allowed to go out alone or even approach the window. The Court of Session, considering the unique nature of the case and viewing Jean Key as still being under some kind of forced restraint, took her into their special care and ordered her to stay with Mr. Wightman of Mauldsley, a respectable gentleman married to one of her close relatives. Two guards kept watch over the house day and night—a precaution deemed necessary given the involvement of the MacGregors. She was allowed to go out whenever she wanted and see anyone she pleased, including the lawyers involved in the civil suit on either side. When she first arrived at Mr. Wightman's house, she appeared traumatized and distressed, so changed in appearance that her mother hardly recognized her, and so mentally shaken that she could barely acknowledge her parent. It took a long time before she could feel assured of her safety. But once she finally gained confidence in her situation, she made a formal declaration, or affidavit, detailing the full story of her wrongs, attributing her previous silence to fear, and expressing her decision not to pursue those who had harmed her due to the oath she had been forced to take. From the potential breach of such an oath, though made under duress, she was freed by the procedures of Scottish law, which were in this respect more equitable than those of England, as prosecutions for crimes were always handled at the King's expense without burdening the private party who had suffered the wrong. However, the unfortunate victim did not live to be either an accuser or a witness against those who had so deeply harmed her.

James Mhor Drummond had left Edinburgh so soon as his half-dead prey had been taken from his clutches. Mrs. Key, or Wright, was released from her species of confinement there, and removed to Glasgow, under the escort of Mr. Wightman. As they passed the Hill of Shotts, her escort chanced to say, “this is a very wild spot; what if the MacGregors should come upon us?”—“God forbid!” was her immediate answer, “the very sight of them would kill me.” She continued to reside at Glasgow, without venturing to return to her own house at Edinbilly. Her pretended husband made some attempts to obtain an interview with her, which she steadily rejected. She died on the 4th October 1751. The information for the Crown hints that her decease might be the consequence of the usage she received. But there is a general report that she died of the small-pox. In the meantime, James Mhor, or Drummond, fell into the hands of justice. He was considered as the instigator of the whole affair. Nay, the deceased had informed her friends that on the night of her being carried off, Robin Oig, moved by her cries and tears, had partly consented to let her return, when James came up with a pistol in his hand, and, asking whether he was such a coward as to relinquish an enterprise in which he had risked everything to procure him a fortune, in a manner compelled his brother to persevere. James's trial took place on 13th July 1752, and was conducted with the utmost fairness and impartiality. Several witnesses, all of the MacGregor family, swore that the marriage was performed with every appearance of acquiescence on the woman's part; and three or four witnesses, one of them sheriff-substitute of the county, swore she might have made her escape if she wished, and the magistrate stated that he offered her assistance if she felt desirous to do so. But when asked why he, in his official capacity, did not arrest the MacGregors, he could only answer, that he had not force sufficient to make the attempt.

James Mhor Drummond left Edinburgh as soon as his half-dead victim was taken from his grasp. Mrs. Key, or Wright, was freed from her kind of confinement there and taken to Glasgow with Mr. Wightman escorting her. As they passed the Hill of Shotts, her escort casually said, “This is a really wild spot; what if the MacGregors find us?”—“God forbid!” she instantly replied, “Just seeing them would kill me.” She continued to stay in Glasgow, without daring to return to her house in Edinbilly. Her supposed husband made several attempts to meet her, which she firmly refused. She died on October 4, 1751. The information for the Crown suggests that her death might have resulted from the treatment she received. However, there’s a widespread belief that she died from smallpox. Meanwhile, James Mhor, or Drummond, was caught by the authorities. He was seen as the mastermind behind the whole situation. In fact, the deceased had told her friends that on the night she was taken, Robin Oig, moved by her cries and tears, had partially agreed to let her go when James showed up with a pistol in hand and challenged him, saying, was he such a coward as to give up an endeavor that he had risked everything for to secure a fortune? This compelled his brother to go on. James's trial was held on July 13, 1752, and was carried out with complete fairness and impartiality. Several witnesses, all from the MacGregor family, testified that the marriage was conducted with every appearance of her consent. Three or four witnesses, including one who was the sheriff-substitute of the county, swore that she could have escaped if she wanted to, and the magistrate stated that he offered her help if she wanted it. But when asked why he didn’t arrest the MacGregors in his official capacity, he could only reply that he didn’t have enough force to attempt it.

The judicial declarations of Jean Key, or Wright, stated the violent manner in which she had been carried off, and they were confirmed by many of her friends, from her private communications with them, which the event of her death rendered good evidence. Indeed, the fact of her abduction (to use a Scottish law term) was completely proved by impartial witnesses. The unhappy woman admitted that she had pretended acquiescence in her fate on several occasions, because she dared not trust such as offered to assist her to escape, not even the sheriff-substitute.

The court statements from Jean Key, also known as Wright, described the violent way she was taken away, and many of her friends confirmed this based on her private conversations with them, which her death later supported as strong evidence. In fact, the proof of her abduction, to use a Scottish legal term, was fully established by unbiased witnesses. The unfortunate woman confessed that she had feigned acceptance of her situation several times because she couldn't trust those who offered to help her escape, not even the sheriff-substitute.

The jury brought in a special verdict, finding that Jean Key, or Wright, had been forcibly carried off from her house, as charged in the indictment, and that the accused had failed to show that she was herself privy and consenting to this act of outrage. But they found the forcible marriage, and subsequent violence, was not proved; and also found, in alleviation of the panel's guilt in the premises, that Jean Key did afterwards acquiesce in her condition. Eleven of the jury, using the names of other four who were absent, subscribed a letter to the Court, stating it was their purpose and desire, by such special verdict, to take the panel's case out of the class of capital crimes.

The jury delivered a special verdict, determining that Jean Key, also known as Wright, had been forcibly taken from her home, as stated in the indictment, and that the accused hadn't demonstrated that she had agreed to this act of violence. However, they concluded that the forced marriage and subsequent violence weren't proven, and also found that, in mitigation of the panel's guilt regarding these matters, Jean Key later accepted her situation. Eleven members of the jury, along with the names of the four who were absent, signed a letter to the Court, expressing their intention to differentiate the panel's case from capital crimes through this special verdict.

Learned informations (written arguments) on the import of the verdict, which must be allowed a very mild one in the circumstances, were laid before the High Court of Justiciary. This point is very learnedly debated in these pleadings by Mr. Grant, Solicitor for the Crown, and the celebrated Mr. Lockhart, on the part of the prisoner; but James Mhor did not wait the event of the Court's decision.

Learned arguments about the significance of the verdict, which should be considered very lenient given the circumstances, were presented to the High Court of Justiciary. This issue is thoroughly discussed in these pleadings by Mr. Grant, Solicitor for the Crown, and the renowned Mr. Lockhart, representing the prisoner; however, James Mhor did not wait for the Court's decision.

He had been committed to the Castle of Edinburgh on some reports that an escape would be attempted. Yet he contrived to achieve his liberty even from that fortress. His daughter had the address to enter the prison, disguised as a cobbler, bringing home work, as she pretended. In this cobbler's dress her father quickly arrayed himself. The wife and daughter of the prisoner were heard by the sentinels scolding the supposed cobbler for having done his work ill, and the man came out with his hat slouched over his eyes, and grumbling, as if at the manner in which they had treated him. In this way the prisoner passed all the guards without suspicion, and made his escape to France. He was afterwards outlawed by the Court of Justiciary, which proceeded to the trial of Duncan MacGregor, or Drummond, his brother, 15th January 1753. The accused had unquestionably been with the party which carried off Jean Key; but no evidence being brought which applied to him individually and directly, the jury found him not guilty—and nothing more is known of his fate.

He had been locked up in Edinburgh Castle because of reports that someone might try to help him escape. However, he managed to gain his freedom even from that stronghold. His daughter cleverly entered the prison disguised as a cobbler, pretending to bring home work. In this cobbler outfit, her father quickly got dressed. The prisoner's wife and daughter were overheard by the guards scolding the supposed cobbler for doing a poor job, and the man came out with his hat pulled low over his eyes, grumbling about how they had treated him. This way, the prisoner passed all the guards without raising any suspicions and escaped to France. He was later declared an outlaw by the Court of Justiciary, which proceeded to try Duncan MacGregor, or Drummond, his brother, on January 15, 1753. The accused had definitely been part of the group that kidnapped Jean Key; however, since no evidence directly linked him to the crime, the jury found him not guilty—and nothing more is known about what happened to him.

That of James MacGregor, who, from talent and activity, if not by seniority, may be considered as head of the family, has been long misrepresented; as it has been generally averred in Law Reports, as well as elsewhere, that his outlawry was reversed, and that he returned and died in Scotland. But the curious letters published in Blackwood's Magazine for December 1817, show this to be an error. The first of these documents is a petition to Charles Edward. It is dated 20th September 1753, and pleads his service to the cause of the Stuarts, ascribing his exile to the persecution of the Hanoverian Government, without any allusion to the affair of Jean Key, or the Court of Justiciary. It is stated to be forwarded by MacGregor Drummond of Bohaldie, whom, as before mentioned, James Mhor acknowledged as his chief.

That of James MacGregor, who, due to his talent and activity, if not his seniority, can be seen as the head of the family, has long been misrepresented. It has been widely stated in Law Reports, as well as elsewhere, that his outlawry was reversed and that he returned and died in Scotland. However, the interesting letters published in Blackwood's Magazine for December 1817 reveal this to be a mistake. The first of these documents is a petition to Charles Edward. Dated September 20, 1753, it details his service to the cause of the Stuarts, citing his exile as a result of persecution by the Hanoverian Government, with no mention of the Jean Key incident or the Court of Justiciary. It notes that it was sent by MacGregor Drummond of Bohaldie, whom, as mentioned before, James Mhor recognized as his chief.

The effect which this petition produced does not appear. Some temporary relief was perhaps obtained. But, soon after, this daring adventurer was engaged in a very dark intrigue against an exile of his own country, and placed pretty nearly in his own circumstances. A remarkable Highland story must be here briefly alluded to. Mr. Campbell of Glenure, who had been named factor for Government on the forfeited estates of Stewart of Ardshiel, was shot dead by an assassin as he passed through the wood of Lettermore, after crossing the ferry of Ballachulish. A gentleman, named James Stewart, a natural brother of Ardshiel, the forfeited person, was tried as being accessory to the murder, and condemned and executed upon very doubtful evidence; the heaviest part of which only amounted to the accused person having assisted a nephew of his own, called Allan Breck Stewart, with money to escape after the deed was done. Not satisfied with this vengeance, which was obtained in a manner little to the honour of the dispensation of justice at the time, the friends of the deceased Glenure were equally desirous to obtain possession of the person of Allan Breck Stewart, supposed to be the actual homicide. James Mhor Drummond was secretly applied to to trepan Stewart to the sea-coast, and bring him over to Britain, to almost certain death. Drummond MacGregor had kindred connections with the slain Glenure; and, besides, the MacGregors and Campbells had been friends of late, while the former clan and the Stewarts had, as we have seen, been recently at feud; lastly, Robert Oig was now in custody at Edinburgh, and James was desirous to do some service by which his brother might be saved. The joint force of these motives may, in James's estimation of right and wrong, have been some vindication for engaging in such an enterprise, although, as must be necessarily supposed, it could only be executed by treachery of a gross description. MacGregor stipulated for a license to return to England, promising to bring Allan Breck thither along with him. But the intended victim was put upon his guard by two countrymen, who suspected James's intentions towards him. He escaped from his kidnapper, after, as MacGregor alleged, robbing his portmanteau of some clothes and four snuff-boxes. Such a charge, it may be observed, could scarce have been made unless the parties had been living on a footing of intimacy, and had access to each other's baggage.

The impact of this petition isn't clear. Some temporary relief was likely achieved, but shortly after, this bold adventurer got involved in a shady plot against a fellow exile from his country, who was in a similar situation. A notable story from the Highlands needs to be mentioned here. Mr. Campbell of Glenure, who had been appointed as the Government's agent for the confiscated estates of Stewart of Ardshiel, was shot dead by an assassin while passing through the woods of Lettermore, right after crossing the ferry at Ballachulish. A man named James Stewart, a half-brother of Ardshiel, the person whose lands were forfeited, was tried as an accomplice in the murder and was condemned and executed based on very questionable evidence. The strongest of this evidence was that he had helped a nephew named Allan Breck Stewart escape after the murder. The friends of the deceased Glenure were not satisfied with this form of justice, which was not very honorable at that time, and they were eager to capture Allan Breck Stewart, who was believed to be the actual killer. James Mhor Drummond was secretly contacted to lure Stewart to the coast and bring him back to Britain, where he would likely face death. Drummond MacGregor had family ties to the murdered Glenure, and besides, the MacGregors and Campbells had recently become allies, while the MacGregors and Stewarts had been at odds, as we’ve seen. Ultimately, Robert Oig was in custody in Edinburgh, and James wanted to perform a service that might save his brother. The combination of these motivations might have seemed to James like a justification for taking part in such a dangerous scheme, but it could only be carried out through serious deceit. MacGregor agreed to a license to return to England, promising to bring Allan Breck with him. However, the intended victim was warned by two locals who were suspicious of James's plans. He managed to escape from his would-be captor after, as MacGregor claimed, stealing some clothes and four snuffboxes from his bag. It’s worth noting that such an accusation would hardly be credible unless the individuals were quite familiar with each other and had access to each other’s belongings.

Although James Drummond had thus missed his blow in the matter of Allan Breck Stewart, he used his license to make a journey to London, and had an interview, as he avers, with Lord Holdernesse. His Lordship, and the Under-Secretary, put many puzzling questions to him; and, as he says, offered him a situation, which would bring him bread, in the Government's service. This office was advantageous as to emolument; but in the opinion of James Drummond, his acceptance of it would have been a disgrace to his birth, and have rendered him a scourge to his country. If such a tempting offer and sturdy rejection had any foundation in fact, it probably relates to some plan of espionage on the Jacobites, which the Government might hope to carry on by means of a man who, in the matter of Allan Breck Stewart, had shown no great nicety of feeling. Drummond MacGregor was so far accommodating as to intimate his willingness to act in any station in which other gentlemen of honour served, but not otherwise;—an answer which, compared with some passages of his past life, may remind the reader of Ancient Pistol standing upon his reputation.

Although James Drummond missed his opportunity regarding Allan Breck Stewart, he decided to travel to London and claimed to have met with Lord Holdernesse. His Lordship and the Under-Secretary asked him many challenging questions and, according to him, offered him a job that would provide him with a livelihood in the Government's service. This position was financially beneficial, but James Drummond thought accepting it would disgrace his family and turn him into a burden for his country. If there is any truth to such an enticing offer and his firm refusal, it likely pertains to some plan for spying on the Jacobites that the Government might have wanted to execute through someone who, in the case of Allan Breck Stewart, hadn't shown much moral sensitivity. Drummond MacGregor was somewhat flexible, indicating he would be willing to serve in any role that honorable gentlemen occupied, but nothing more;—a response that, when considered alongside certain parts of his past, might remind the reader of Ancient Pistol asserting his reputation.

Having thus proved intractable, as he tells the story, to the proposals of Lord Holdernesse, James Drummond was ordered instantly to quit England.

Having proven difficult to convince, as he recounts the story, James Drummond was ordered to leave England immediately by Lord Holdernesse.

On his return to France, his condition seems to have been utterly disastrous. He was seized with fever and gravel—ill, consequently, in body, and weakened and dispirited in mind. Allan Breck Stewart threatened to put him to death in revenge of the designs he had harboured against him.*

On his return to France, his situation appeared to be completely dire. He was stricken with fever and kidney stones—physically unwell, and mentally drained and discouraged. Allan Breck Stewart threatened to kill him in retaliation for the plans he had plotted against him.*

* Note E. Allan Breck Stewart.

* Note E. Allan Breck Stewart.

The Stewart clan were in the highest degree unfriendly to him: and his late expedition to London had been attended with many suspicious circumstances, amongst which it was not the slightest that he had kept his purpose secret from his chief Bohaldie. His intercourse with Lord Holdernesse was suspicious. The Jacobites were probably, like Don Bernard de Castel Blaze, in Gil Blas, little disposed to like those who kept company with Alguazils. Mac-Donnell of Lochgarry, a man of unquestioned honour, lodged an information against James Drummond before the High Bailie of Dunkirk, accusing him of being a spy, so that he found himself obliged to leave that town and come to Paris, with only the sum of thirteen livres for his immediate subsistence, and with absolute beggary staring him in the face.

The Stewart clan was extremely unfriendly toward him, and his recent trip to London was surrounded by many suspicious circumstances, particularly the fact that he kept his plans a secret from his chief, Bohaldie. His dealings with Lord Holdernesse raised eyebrows. The Jacobites were likely, like Don Bernard de Castel Blaze in Gil Blas, not too fond of those who associated with Alguazils. Mac-Donnell of Lochgarry, a man of undeniable integrity, reported James Drummond to the High Bailie of Dunkirk, accusing him of being a spy, which forced him to leave that town and head to Paris with just thirteen livres for his immediate needs, facing absolute poverty.

We do not offer the convicted common thief, the accomplice in MacLaren's assassination, or the manager of the outrage against Jean Key, as an object of sympathy; but it is melancholy to look on the dying struggles even of a wolf or a tiger, creatures of a species directly hostile to our own; and, in like manner, the utter distress of this man, whose faults may have sprung from a wild system of education, working on a haughty temper, will not be perused without some pity. In his last letter to Bohaldie, dated Paris, 25th September 1754, he describes his state of destitution as absolute, and expresses himself willing to exercise his talents in breaking or breeding horses, or as a hunter or fowler, if he could only procure employment in such an inferior capacity till something better should occur. An Englishman may smile, but a Scotchman will sigh at the postscript, in which the poor starving exile asks the loan of his patron's bagpipes that he might play over some of the melancholy tunes of his own land. But the effect of music arises, in a great degree, from association; and sounds which might jar the nerves of a Londoner or Parisian, bring back to the Highlander his lofty mountain, wild lake, and the deeds of his fathers of the glen. To prove MacGregor's claim to our reader's compassion, we here insert the last part of the letter alluded to.

We don't feel sorry for the convicted common thief, the accomplice in MacLaren's assassination, or the manager behind the attack on Jean Key; however, it’s sad to witness the dying struggles of even a wolf or a tiger, creatures that are outright enemies to us. Similarly, we can't help but feel some pity for this man, whose flaws may have resulted from a chaotic upbringing and a proud temperament. In his final letter to Bohaldie, dated Paris, September 25, 1754, he describes his complete state of poverty and expresses his willingness to use his skills to break or train horses or work as a hunter or fowler, just to find any job in such a low position until something better comes along. An Englishman might chuckle, but a Scotsman would sigh when reading the postscript, where the poor starving exile requests the loan of his patron's bagpipes to play some of his homeland's sorrowful tunes. The impact of music largely comes from its associations; sounds that might irritate a Londoner or Parisian resonate with a Highlander, bringing back memories of his majestic mountains, wild lakes, and the heroic deeds of his ancestors from the glen. To show why MacGregor deserves our sympathy, we’ll include the last part of the letter mentioned.

“By all appearance I am born to suffer crosses, and it seems they're not at an end; for such is my wretched case at present, that I do not know earthly where to go or what to do, as I have no subsistence to keep body and soul together. All that I have carried here is about 13 livres, and have taken a room at my old quarters in Hotel St. Pierre, Rue de Cordier. I send you the bearer, begging of you to let me know if you are to be in town soon, that I may have the pleasure of seeing you, for I have none to make application to but you alone; and all I want is, if it was possible you could contrive where I could be employed without going to entire beggary. This probably is a difficult point, yet unless it's attended with some difficulty, you might think nothing of it, as your long head can bring about matters of much more difficulty and consequence than this. If you'd disclose this matter to your friend Mr. Butler, it's possible he might have some employ wherein I could be of use, as I pretend to know as much of breeding and riding of horse as any in France, besides that I am a good hunter either on horseback or by footing. You may judge my reduction, as I propose the meanest things to lend a turn till better cast up. I am sorry that I am obliged to give you so much trouble, but I hope you are very well assured that I am grateful for what you have done for me, and I leave you to judge of my present wretched case. I am, and shall for ever continue, dear Chief, your own to command, Jas. MacGregor.

“From all appearances, I seem destined to endure hardship, and it looks like there’s no end in sight; my situation is so dire right now that I don’t know where to turn or what to do, as I have no means to support myself. All I have brought here is about 13 livres, and I’ve taken a room at my old place in Hotel St. Pierre, Rue de Cordier. I’m sending this message with the bearer, asking you to let me know if you’ll be in town soon so I can have the pleasure of seeing you, as you’re the only one I can turn to for help. What I need is for you to see if there’s a way I could be employed without completely ending up in destitution. This might be a tough ask, but if it were easy, you might overlook it, considering your ability to manage far more complicated matters. If you could discuss this with your friend Mr. Butler, he might know of a position where I could be of use, as I believe I know as much about equestrian skills and horse riding as anyone in France, and I’m also a good hunter, whether on horseback or on foot. You can understand my desperate situation, as I’m suggesting the most humble roles just to get by until things improve. I regret having to trouble you so much, but I hope you know how grateful I am for what you’ve done for me, and I leave it to you to assess my current miserable condition. I am, and will always be, dear Chief, at your service, Jas. MacGregor.”

“P. S.—If you'd send your pipes by the bearer, and all the other little trinkims belonging to it, I would put them in order, and play some melancholy tunes, which I may now with safety, and in real truth. Forgive my not going directly to you, for if I could have borne the seeing of yourself, I could not choose to be seen by my friends in my wretchedness, nor by any of my acquaintance.”

“P.S.—If you could send your pipes with the messenger, along with all the little accessories that go with it, I would tidy them up and play some sad tunes, which I can do now without any worry, and honestly. Please forgive me for not coming directly to you; if I could handle seeing you, I couldn’t bear being seen by my friends in my misery, nor by anyone I know.”

While MacGregor wrote in this disconsolate manner, Death, the sad but sure remedy for mortal evils, and decider of all doubts and uncertainties, was hovering near him. A memorandum on the back of the letter says the writer died about a week after, in October 1754.

While MacGregor wrote in this gloomy way, Death, the unfortunate but inevitable solution to human suffering, and the one who resolves all doubts and uncertainties, was close by. A note on the back of the letter states the writer died about a week later, in October 1754.

It now remains to mention the fate of Robin Oig—for the other sons of Rob Roy seem to have been no way distinguished. Robin was apprehended by a party of military from the fort of Inversnaid, at the foot of Gartmore, and was conveyed to Edinburgh 26th May 1753. After a delay, which may have been protracted by the negotiations of James for delivering up Allan Breck Stewart upon promise of his brother's life, Robin Oig, on the 24th of December 1753, was brought to the bar of the High Court of Justiciary, and indicted by the name of Robert MacGregor, alias Campbell, alias Drummond, alias Robert Oig; and the evidence led against him resembled exactly that which was brought by the Crown on the former trial. Robert's case was in some degree more favourable than his brother's;—for, though the principal in the forcible marriage, he had yet to plead that he had shown symptoms of relenting while they were carrying Jean Key off, which were silenced by the remonstrances and threats of his harder natured brother James. A considerable space of time had also elapsed since the poor woman died, which is always a strong circumstance in favour of the accused; for there is a sort of perspective in guilt, and crimes of an old date seem less odious than those of recent occurrence. But notwithstanding these considerations, the jury, in Robert's case, did not express any solicitude to save his life as they had done that of James. They found him guilty of being art and part in the forcible abduction of Jean Key from her own dwelling.*

It’s now time to talk about what happened to Robin Oig—since the other sons of Rob Roy appeared to have not stood out at all. Robin was captured by a group of soldiers from the fort at Inversnaid, near Gartmore, and was taken to Edinburgh on May 26, 1753. After some delays, possibly due to James negotiating to hand over Allan Breck Stewart in exchange for his brother's life, Robin Oig was brought before the High Court of Justiciary on December 24, 1753, and charged under the name of Robert MacGregor, also known as Campbell, also known as Drummond, also known as Robert Oig; the evidence against him was exactly the same as what the Crown presented in the earlier trial. Robert's situation was somewhat better than his brother's; he was the main actor in the forced marriage, but he claimed he showed signs of wanting to back out while they were taking Jean Key away, which were drowned out by the objections and threats from his more ruthless brother James. A significant amount of time had also passed since the poor woman's death, which is always a strong factor in favor of the accused; there seems to be a perspective on guilt, and older crimes appear less terrible than newer ones. However, despite these points, the jury didn’t seem as eager to save Robert’s life as they had been for James. They found him guilty of being involved in the forcible abduction of Jean Key from her own home.*

* The Trials of the Sons of Rob Roy, with anecdotes of Himself and his Family, were published at Edinburgh, 1818, in 12mo.

* The Trials of the Sons of Rob Roy, along with stories about him and his family, were published in Edinburgh in 1818, in 12mo.

Robin Oig was condemned to death, and executed on the 14th February 1754. At the place of execution he behaved with great decency; and professing himself a Catholic, imputed all his misfortunes to his swerving from the true church two or three years before. He confessed the violent methods he had used to gain Mrs. Key, or Wright, and hoped his fate would stop further proceedings against his brother James.*

Robin Oig was sentenced to death and executed on February 14, 1754. At the execution site, he acted with considerable dignity and, identifying as a Catholic, attributed all his misfortunes to straying from the true church a couple of years earlier. He admitted to the forceful ways he had used to pursue Mrs. Key, or Wright, and hoped his fate would put an end to any further actions against his brother James.*

* James died near three months before, but his family might easily remain a long time without the news of that event.

* James had died nearly three months ago, but his family could easily go a long time without hearing about it.

The newspapers observed that his body, after hanging the usual time, was delivered to his friends to be carried to the Highlands. To this the recollection of a venerable friend, recently taken from us in the fulness of years, then a schoolboy at Linlithgow, enables the author to add, that a much larger body of MacGregors than had cared to advance to Edinburgh received the corpse at that place with the coronach and other wild emblems of Highland mourning, and so escorted it to Balquhidder. Thus we may conclude this long account of Rob Roy and his family with the classic phrase,

The newspapers reported that his body, after hanging for the usual amount of time, was handed over to his friends to be taken to the Highlands. To this, the memory of a wise friend, who recently passed away at an old age, reminds me that a much larger group of MacGregors than those who chose to travel to Edinburgh received the body there with the coronach and other traditional symbols of Highland mourning, and then accompanied it to Balquhidder. So, we can wrap up this lengthy account of Rob Roy and his family with the classic phrase,

                          Ite. Conclamatum est.
Alright. It’s done.

I have only to add, that I have selected the above from many anecdotes of Rob Roy which were, and may still be, current among the mountains where he flourished; but I am far from warranting their exact authenticity. Clannish partialities were very apt to guide the tongue and pen, as well as the pistol and claymore, and the features of an anecdote are wonderfully softened or exaggerated as the story is told by a MacGregor or a Campbell.

I just want to add that I picked the above stories from many anecdotes about Rob Roy that were, and might still be, shared among the mountains where he lived; however, I can't guarantee their complete accuracy. Loyalty to family and clan often influenced both speech and writing, as well as the sword and dagger, and the details of a story can be significantly softened or exaggerated when told by a MacGregor or a Campbell.





APPENDIX TO INTRODUCTION.

No. I.—ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE APPREHENSION OF ROB ROY.

No. I.—ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE APPREHENSION OF ROB ROY.

(From the Edinburgh Evening Courant, June 18 to June 21, A.D. 1732. No. 1058.)

(From the Edinburgh Evening Courant, June 18 to June 21, A.D. 1732. No. 1058.)

“That Robert Campbell, commonly known by the name of Rob Roy MacGregor, being lately intrusted by several noblemen and gentlemen with considerable sums for buying cows for them in the Highlands, has treacherously gone off with the money, to the value of L1000 sterling, which he carries along with him. All Magistrates and Officers of his Majesty's forces are intreated to seize upon the said Rob Roy, and the money which he carries with him, until the persons concerned in the money be heard against him; and that notice be given, when he is apprehended, to the keepers of the Exchange Coffee-house at Edinburgh, and the keeper of the Coffee-house at Glasgow, where the parties concerned will be advertised, and the seizers shall be very reasonably rewarded for their pains.”

“That Robert Campbell, commonly known as Rob Roy MacGregor, has recently been trusted by several noblemen and gentlemen with large sums of money to buy cows for them in the Highlands, but he has deceitfully disappeared with £1000 sterling, which he is taking with him. All magistrates and officers of His Majesty's forces are requested to apprehend Rob Roy and the money he has, until those involved come forward to address the situation; and that notice be given, when he is caught, to the keepers of the Exchange Coffee-house in Edinburgh and the Coffee-house in Glasgow, where the concerned parties will be informed, and those who seize him will be justly rewarded for their efforts.”

It is unfortunate that this Hue and Cry, which is afterwards repeated in the same paper, contains no description of Rob Roy's person, which, of course, we must suppose to have been pretty generally known. As it is directed against Rob Roy personally, it would seem to exclude the idea of the cattle being carried off by his partner, MacDonald, who would certainly have been mentioned in the advertisement, if the creditors concerned had supposed him to be in possession of the money.

It’s unfortunate that this Hue and Cry, which is later repeated in the same paper, doesn’t include a description of Rob Roy’s appearance, which we must assume was known by most people. Since it targets Rob Roy personally, it seems to rule out the possibility that the cattle were taken by his partner, MacDonald, who definitely would have been mentioned in the notice if the creditors thought he had the money.





No. II.—LETTERS

FROM AND TO THE DUKE OF MONTROSE RESPECTING ROB ROY'S ARREST OF MR. GRAHAME OF KILLEARN.

FROM AND TO THE DUKE OF MONTROSE REGARDING ROB ROY'S ARREST OF MR. GRAHAME OF KILLEARN.

The Duke of Montrose to—*

* It does not appear to whom this letter was addressed. Certainly, from its style and tenor, It was designed for some person high in rank and office—perhaps the King's Advocate for the time.

* It’s unclear who this letter was meant for. Clearly, based on its style and content, it was intended for someone of high rank and authority—maybe the King's Advocate at the time.

“Glasgow, the 21st November, 1716.

"Glasgow, November 21, 1716."

“My Lord,—I was surprised last night with the account of a very remarkable instance of the insolence of that very notorious rogue Rob Roy, whom your lordship has often heard named. The honour of his Majesty's Government being concerned in it, I thought it my duty to acquaint your lordship of the particulars by an express.

“My Lord,—I was taken aback last night by the report of a very notable example of the arrogance of that infamous rogue Rob Roy, whom you’ve often heard mentioned. Since the honor of His Majesty’s Government is involved, I felt it was my duty to inform you of the details directly.”

“Mr. Grahame of Killearn (whom I have had occasion to mention frequently to you, for the good service he did last winter during the rebellion) having the charge of my Highland estate, went to Monteath, which is a part of it, on Monday last, to bring in my rents, it being usual for him to be there for two or three nights together at this time of the year, in a country house, for the conveniency of meeting the tenants, upon that account. The same night, about 9 of the clock, Rob Roy, with a party of those ruffians whom he has still kept about him since the late rebellion, surrounded the house where Mr. Grahame was with some of my tenants doing his business, ordered his men to present their guns in att the windows of the room where he was sitting, while he himself at the same time with others entered at the door, with cocked pistols, and made Mr. Grahame prisoner, carrying him away to the hills with the money he had got, his books and papers, and my tenants' bonds for their fines, amounting to above a thousand pounds sterling, whereof the one-half had been paid last year, and the other was to have been paid now; and att the same time had the insolence to cause him to write a letter to me (the copy of which is enclosed) offering me terms of a treaty.

“Mr. Grahame of Killearn (whom I've mentioned to you often because of the great help he provided last winter during the rebellion) manages my Highland estate. He went to Monteath, which is part of it, last Monday to collect my rents, as it's typical for him to stay there for two or three nights this time of year, in a country house, to meet with the tenants. That same night, around 9 o'clock, Rob Roy, along with a group of thugs he’s kept around him since the recent rebellion, surrounded the house where Mr. Grahame was meeting with some of my tenants to conduct business. He ordered his men to point their guns at the windows of the room where Mr. Grahame was sitting, while he and others entered through the door with cocked pistols and took Mr. Grahame hostage, dragging him away to the hills along with the money he had collected, his books and papers, and my tenants' bonds for their fines, which totaled over a thousand pounds sterling—half of which had been paid last year, and the rest was due now. At the same time, he had the audacity to force Mr. Grahame to write me a letter (a copy of which is enclosed) offering me terms for a deal.”

“That your Lordship may have the better view of this matter, it will be necessary that I should inform you, that this fellow has now, of a long time, put himself at the head of the Clan M'Gregor, a race of people who in all ages have distinguished themselves beyond others, by robberies, depredations, and murders, and have been the constant harbourers and entertainers of vagabonds and loose people. From the time of the Revolution he has taken every opportunity to appear against the Government, acting rather as a robber than doing any real service to those whom he pretended to appear for, and has really done more mischief to the countrie than all the other Highlanders have done.

"To give you a clearer understanding of this situation, I need to inform you that this man has long positioned himself as the leader of Clan M'Gregor, a group historically known for their involvement in robberies, raids, and murders, as well as their consistent support for outlaws and unruly individuals. Since the time of the Revolution, he has seized every chance to oppose the Government, behaving more like a thief than genuinely assisting those he claimed to represent, and he has actually caused more harm to the country than all other Highlanders combined."

“Some three or four years before the last rebellion broke out, being overburdened with debts, he quitted his ordinary residence, and removed some twelve or sixteen miles farther into the Highlands, putting himself under the protection of the Earl of Bredalbin. When my Lord Cadogan was in the Highlands, he ordered his house att this place to be burnt, which your Lordship sees he now places to my account.

“About three or four years before the last rebellion started, overwhelmed by debt, he left his usual home and moved about twelve or sixteen miles deeper into the Highlands, seeking the protection of the Earl of Bredalbin. When my Lord Cadogan was in the Highlands, he ordered his house here to be burned down, which your Lordship sees he is now blaming on me.”

“This obliges him to return to the same countrie he went from, being a most rugged inaccessible place, where he took up his residence anew amongst his own friends and relations; but well judging that it was possible to surprise him, he, with about forty-five of his followers, went to Inverary, and made a sham surrender of their arms to Coll. Campbell of Finab, Commander of one of the Independent Companies, and returned home with his men, each of them having the Coll.'s protection. This happened in the beginning of summer last; yet not long after he appeared with his men twice in arms, in opposition to the King's troops: and one of those times attackt them, rescued a prisoner from them, and all this while sent abroad his party through the countrie, plundering the countrie people, and amongst the rest some of my tenants.

“This forced him to go back to the same country he had left, which was a very rough and hard-to-reach area, where he settled down again among his friends and family. However, he wisely assessed that it was possible to catch him off guard, so he, along with about forty-five of his followers, went to Inverary and pretended to surrender their weapons to Coll. Campbell of Finab, the Commander of one of the Independent Companies, before returning home with his men, each of them under the protection of Coll. This happened at the beginning of last summer; yet not long after, he showed up with his men two times in arms, opposing the King's troops. During one of those times, he attacked them, rescued a prisoner, and all the while, he sent his party throughout the countryside, plundering the local people, including some of my tenants."

“Being informed of these disorders after I came to Scotland, I applied to Lieut.-Genll. Carpenter, who ordered three parties from Glasgow, Stirling, and Finlarig, to march in the night by different routes, in order to surprise him and his men in their houses, which would have its effect certainly, if the great rains that happened to fall that verie night had not retarded the march of the troops, so as some of the parties came too late to the stations that they were ordered for. All that could be done upon the occasion was to burn a countrie house, where Rob Roy then resided, after some of his clan had, from the rocks, fired upon the king's troops, by which a grenadier was killed.

“After I learned about these problems when I got to Scotland, I reached out to Lieut.-Gen. Carpenter, who ordered three groups from Glasgow, Stirling, and Finlarig to march out at night by different routes to catch him and his men off guard in their homes. This would have definitely worked if it hadn't been for the heavy rains that fell that very night, which delayed the troops’ movements, causing some of the teams to arrive too late to their designated spots. The only thing that could be done in the meantime was to burn a country house where Rob Roy was staying, after some of his clan fired on the king's troops from the rocks, resulting in the death of a grenadier.”

“Mr. Grahame of Killearn, being my deputy-sheriff in that countrie, went along with the party that marched from Stirling; and doubtless will now meet with the worse treatment from that barbarous people on that account. Besides, that he is my relation, and that they know how active he has been in the service of the Government—all which, your Lordship may believe, puts me under very great concern for the gentleman, while, at the same time, I can foresee no manner of way how to relieve him, other than to leave him to chance and his own management.

“Mr. Grahame of Killearn, who is my deputy sheriff in that area, went along with the group that marched from Stirling; and I’m sure he will face worse treatment from those barbaric people because of it. Moreover, since he is my relative and they know how dedicated he has been to the Government’s service—all of this, my Lord, makes me very worried about him, while at the same time, I see no way to help him, except to leave him to chance and his own wits.”

“I had my thoughts before of proposing to Government the building of some barracks as the only expedient for suppressing these rebels, and securing the peace of the countrie; and in that view I spoke to Genll. Carpenter, who has now a scheme of it in his hands; and I am persuaded that will be the true method for restraining them effectually; but, in the meantime, it will be necessary to lodge some of the troops in those places, upon which I intend to write to the Generall.

“I previously considered suggesting to the government that we build some barracks as the only way to suppress these rebels and ensure the peace of the country. With that in mind, I spoke to General Carpenter, who currently has a plan in the works. I’m convinced that this will be the best way to effectively keep them in check. However, in the meantime, we need to station some of the troops in those areas, and I plan to write to the General about it.”

“I am sensible I have troubled your Lordship with a very long letter, which I should be ashamed of, were I myself singly concerned; but where the honour of the King's Government is touched, I need make no apologie, and I shall only beg leave to add, that I am, with great respect, and truth,

“I realize I’ve burdened your Lordship with a very long letter, which I would feel embarrassed about if it only concerned me; however, since it involves the honor of the King's Government, I don’t need to apologize. I would just like to add that I am, with great respect and sincerity,

“My Lord, “yr. Lord's most humble and obedient servant, “MONTROSE”

"My Lord, your Lordship's most humble and obedient servant, MONTROSE"





COPY OF GRAHAME OF KILLEARN'S LETTER, ENCLOSED IN THE PRECEDING.

“Chappellarroch, Nov. 19th, 1716.

“May it please your Grace,—I am obliged to give your Grace the trouble of this, by Robert Roy's commands, being so unfortunate at present as to be his prisoner. I refer the way and manner I was apprehended, to the bearer, and shall only, in short, acquaint your Grace with the demands, which are, that your Grace shall discharge him of all soumes he owes your Grace, and give him the soume of 3400 merks for his loss and damages sustained by him, both at Craigrostown and at his house, Auchinchisallen; and that your Grace shall give your word not to trouble or prosecute him afterwards; till which time he carries me, all the money I received this day, my books and bonds for entress, not yet paid, along with him, with assurance of hard usage, if any party are sent after him. The soume I received this day, conform to the nearest computation I can make before several of the gentlemen, is 3227L. 2sh. 8d. Scots, of which I gave them notes. I shall wait your Grace's return, and ever am,

“Your Grace, I’m writing this at the request of Robert Roy, as I’m currently unfortunate enough to be his prisoner. I’ll let the messenger explain how I was captured, but I want to inform you of his demands. They are that you release him from any debts he owes you and pay him 3400 merks for the losses and damages he suffered at Craigrostown and Auchinchisallen. Additionally, you should promise not to pursue or prosecute him afterwards. Until then, I’m going with him all the money I received today, my books, and unpaid bonds, with the threat of harsh treatment if anyone is sent after him. The total amount I received today, based on my closest calculation in front of several gentlemen, is 3227L. 2sh. 8d. Scots, for which I provided them notes. I’ll wait for your response and remain,

“Your Grace's most obedient, faithful, “humble servant, Sic subscribitur, “John Grahame.”

“Your Grace's most obedient, faithful, humble servant, Sic subscribitur, John Grahame.”





THE DUKE OF MONTROSE TO ——

28th Nov. 1716—Killearn's Release.

“Glasgow, 28th Nov. 1716.

Glasgow, November 28, 1716.

“Sir,—Having acquainted you by my last, of the 21st instant, of what had happened to my friend, Mr. Grahame of Killearn, I'm very glad now to tell you, that last night I was very agreeably surprised with Mr. Grahame's coming here himself, and giving me the first account I had had of him from the time of his being carried away. It seems Rob Roy, when he came to consider a little better of it, found that, he could not mend his matters by retaining Killearn his prisoner, which could only expose him still the more to the justice of the Government; and therefore thought fit to dismiss him on Sunday evening last, having kept him from the Monday night before, under a very uneasy kind of restraint, being obliged to change continually from place to place. He gave him back the books, papers, and bonds, but kept the money.

“Sir,—In my last message on the 21st, I informed you about my friend, Mr. Grahame of Killearn. I'm pleased to tell you that last night I was pleasantly surprised by Mr. Grahame's arrival, bringing me the first update I’ve had about him since he was taken away. It seems that Rob Roy, after thinking it over, realized that keeping Killearn as a prisoner wouldn’t solve his problems and would only increase his exposure to government justice. So, he decided to release him last Sunday evening, after having him under uncomfortable conditions since the Monday night before, needing to constantly move from one place to another. He returned the books, papers, and bonds but kept the money.”

“I am, with great truth, Sir, “your most humble servant, “MONTROSE.”

“I am, sincerely, Sir, “your most humble servant, “MONTROSE.”

[Some papers connected with Rob Roy Macgregor, signed “Ro. Campbell,” in 1711, were lately presented to the Society of Antiquaries. One of these is a kind of contract between the Duke of Montrose and Rob Roy, by which the latter undertakes to deliver within a given time “Sixtie good and sufficient Kintaill highland Cowes, betwixt the age of five and nine years, at fourtene pounds Scotts per peice, with ane bull to the bargane, and that at the head dykes of Buchanan upon the twenty-eight day of May next.”—Dated December 1711.—See Proceedings, vol. vii. p. 253.]

[Some documents related to Rob Roy Macgregor, signed “Ro. Campbell,” in 1711, were recently presented to the Society of Antiquaries. One of these is a type of contract between the Duke of Montrose and Rob Roy, in which the latter agrees to deliver “Sixty good and sufficient Kintaill highland cows, aged between five and nine years, at fourteen pounds Scots each, along with a bull for the deal, to be delivered at the head dykes of Buchanan on the twenty-eighth day of May next.” — Dated December 1711. — See Proceedings, vol. vii. p. 253.]





No. III.—CHALLENGE BY ROB ROY.

“Rob Roy to ain hie and mighty Prince, James Duke of Montrose.

“In charity to your Grace's couradge and conduct, please know, the only way to retrive both is to treat Rob Roy like himself, in appointing tyme, place, and choice of arms, that at once you may extirpate your inveterate enemy, or put a period to your punny (puny?) life in falling gloriously by his hands. That impertinent criticks or flatterers may not brand me for challenging a man that's repute of a poor dastardly soul, let such know that I admit of the two great supporters of his character and the captain of his bands to joyne with him in the combat. Then sure your Grace wont have the impudence to clamour att court for multitudes to hunt me like a fox, under pretence that I am not to be found above ground. This saves your Grace and the troops any further trouble of searching; that is, if your ambition of glory press you to embrace this unequald venture offerd of Rob's head. But if your Grace's piety, prudence, and cowardice, forbids hazarding this gentlemanly expedient, then let your desire of peace restore what you have robed from me by the tyranny of your present cituation, otherwise your overthrow as a man is determined; and advertise your friends never more to look for the frequent civility payed them, of sending them home without their arms only. Even their former cravings wont purchase that favour; so your Grace by this has peace in your offer, if the sound of wax be frightful, and chuse you whilk, your good friend or mortal enemy.”

“To be fair to your Grace's courage and conduct, please understand that the only way to redeem both is to deal with Rob Roy on his own terms, deciding the time, place, and choice of weapons, so you can either eliminate your longstanding enemy or meet your end gloriously at his hands. To avoid being criticized or flattered for challenging a man known as a coward, let it be known that I accept the two main supporters of his reputation and the leader of his followers to join him in the fight. Then your Grace shouldn't have the nerve to complain at court about sending out a crowd to hunt me down like a fox under the pretense that I'm hidden. This will spare your Grace and the troops any more trouble in searching, unless your ambition for glory leads you to take on this unequal challenge for Rob's head. But if your Grace’s piety, wisdom, and cowardice prevent you from risking this gentlemanly solution, then let your desire for peace restore what you’ve taken from me through the tyranny of your current situation; otherwise, your downfall as a man is inevitable. Also, inform your friends not to expect the usual courtesy of being sent home without their weapons. Even their previous demands won’t earn them that favor, so through this offer, your Grace has a chance for peace, if the sound of conflict is too frightening, and choose wisely between your good friend or mortal enemy.”

This singular rhodomontade is enclosed in a letter to a friend of Rob Roy, probably a retainer of the Duke of Argyle in Isle, which is in these words:—

This unique brag is found in a letter to a friend of Rob Roy, probably a servant of the Duke of Argyle in the Isle, and it goes like this:—

“Sir,—Receive the enclosd paper, qn you are takeing yor Botle it will divert yorself and comrad's. I gote noe news since I seed you, only qt wee had before about the Spainyard's is like to continue. If I'll get any further account about them I'll be sure to let you know of it, and till then I will not write any more till I'll have more sure account, and I am

“Sir,—Please find the enclosed paper. It should entertain you and your friends while you enjoy your bottle. I haven't heard any news since I last saw you, except that the situation with the Spaniards seems likely to continue. If I receive any further updates about them, I'll be sure to inform you. Until then, I won't write again until I have more reliable information, and I am

“Sir, your most affectionate Cn [cousin], “and most humble servant, “Ro: Roy.”

“Sir, your most affectionate cousin, “and most humble servant, “Ro: “Roy.”

Apryle 16th, 1719.

“Apryle 16, 1719.”

“To Mr. Patrick Anderson, at Hay—These.'

“To Mr. Patrick Anderson, at Hay—These.”

The seal, a stag—no bad emblem of a wild cateran.

The seal, a stag—not a bad symbol for a wild raider.

It appears from the envelope that Rob Roy still continued to act as Intelligencer to the Duke of Argyle, and his agents. The war he alludes to is probably some vague report of invasion from Spain. Such rumours were likely enough to be afloat, in consequence of the disembarkation of the troops who were taken at Glensheal in the preceding year, 1718.

It looks like Rob Roy is still working as a spy for the Duke of Argyle and his agents. The war he refers to is probably some vague rumor about an invasion from Spain. Such rumors were likely circulating because of the arrival of the troops who were captured at Glensheal the previous year, 1718.





No. IV.—LETTER

FROM ROBERT CAMPBELL, alias M'GREGOR, COMMONLY CALLED ROB ROY, TO FIELD-MARSHAL WADE,

FROM ROBERT CAMPBELL, also known as M'GREGOR, COMMONLY KNOWN AS ROB ROY, TO FIELD-MARSHAL WADE,

Then receiving the submission of disaffected Chieftains and Clans.*

Then receiving the submission of unhappy Chieftains and Clans.*

* This curious epistle is copied from an authentic narrative of Marshal Wade's proceedings in the Highlands, communicated by the late eminent antiquary, George Chalmers, Esq., to Mr. Robert Jamieson, of the Register House, Edinburgh, and published in the Appendix to an Edition of Burt's Letters from the North of Scotland, 2 vols. 8vo, Edinburgh, 1818.

* This interesting letter is taken from a genuine account of Marshal Wade's actions in the Highlands, provided by the late notable antiquarian, George Chalmers, Esq., to Mr. Robert Jamieson, of the Register House, Edinburgh, and published in the Appendix to an Edition of Burt's Letters from the North of Scotland, 2 vols. 8vo, Edinburgh, 1818.

Sir,—The great humanity with which you have constantly acted in the discharge of the trust reposed in you, and your ever having made use of the great powers with which you were vested as the means of doing good and charitable offices to such as ye found proper objects of compassion, will, I hope, excuse my importunity in endeavouring to approve myself not absolutely unworthy of that mercy and favour which your Excellency has so generously procured from his Majesty for others in my unfortunate circumstances. I am very sensible nothing can be alledged sufficient to excuse so great a crime as I have been guilty of it, that of Rebellion. But I humbly beg leave to lay before your Excellency some particulars in the circumstance of my guilt, which, I hope, will extenuate it in some measure. It was my misfortune, at the time the Rebellion broke out, to be liable to legal diligence and caption, at the Duke of Montrose's instance, for debt alledged due to him. To avoid being flung into prison, as I must certainly have been, had I followed my real inclinations in joining the King's troops at Stirling, I was forced to take party with the adherents of the Pretender; for the country being all in arms, it was neither safe nor indeed possible for me to stand neuter. I should not, however, plead my being forced into that unnatural rebellion against his Majesty, King George, if I could not at the same time assure your Excellency, that I not only avoided acting offensively against his Majesty's forces upon all occasions, but on the contrary, sent his Grace the Duke of Argyle all the intelligence I could from time to time, of the strength and situation of the rebels; which I hope his Grace will do me the justice to acknowledge. As to the debt to the Duke of Montrose, I have discharged it to the utmost farthing. I beg your Excellency would be persuaded that, had it been in my power, as it was in my inclination, I should always have acted for the service of his Majesty King George, and that one reason of my begging the favour of your intercession with his Majesty for the pardon of my life, is the earnest desire I have to employ it in his service, whose goodness, justice, and humanity, are so conspicuous to all mankind.—I am, with all duty and respect, your Excellency's most, &c.,

Dear Sir,—The great kindness you've shown in carrying out the trust placed in you, and your constant use of the significant power you hold to do good and help those you deemed deserving of compassion, I hope, will excuse my persistence in trying to prove myself somewhat worthy of the mercy and favor that your Excellency has generously secured from his Majesty for others in my unfortunate situation. I fully understand that nothing can justify such a serious crime as my act of Rebellion. However, I respectfully ask that your Excellency consider some details regarding my actions that might lessen the severity of my guilt. Unfortunately, when the Rebellion began, I was facing legal action and potential imprisonment at the Duke of Montrose's request for a debt he claimed I owed him. To avoid being thrown into jail, which would have certainly happened had I followed my true desire to join the King's troops at Stirling, I felt compelled to side with the supporters of the Pretender; since the region was in full rebellion, it was unsafe, and frankly impossible, for me to remain neutral. However, I wouldn’t argue that I was forced into that unnatural rebellion against his Majesty, King George, if I couldn’t also assure your Excellency that I not only refrained from taking action against his Majesty's forces whenever possible but, in fact, provided his Grace the Duke of Argyle with all the intelligence I could regarding the strength and position of the rebels; I hope his Grace will acknowledge this. Regarding the debt to the Duke of Montrose, I have paid it off completely. I sincerely hope you will believe that had I been able to act as I wished, I would have always served his Majesty King George, and one reason I am pleading for your intercession with his Majesty for the pardon of my life is my genuine desire to dedicate it to his service, whose goodness, justice, and humanity are evident to all. I am, with all due respect, your Excellency's most, &c.,

“Robert Campbell.”

“Rob Campbell.”





No. IVa.—LETTER.

ESCAPE OF ROB ROY FROM THE DUKE OF ATHOLE.

The following copy of a letter which passed from one clergyman of the Church of Scotland to another, was communicated to me by John Gregorson, Esq. of Ardtornish. The escape of Rob Roy is mentioned, like other interesting news of the time with which it is intermingled. The disagreement between the Dukes of Athole and Argyle seems to have animated the former against Rob Roy, as one of Argyle's partisans.

The following copy of a letter that was exchanged between two clergymen of the Church of Scotland was shared with me by John Gregorson, Esq. of Ardtornish. The escape of Rob Roy is noted, along with other noteworthy news of the time. The conflict between the Dukes of Athole and Argyle appears to have fueled the former's animosity towards Rob Roy, viewing him as one of Argyle's supporters.

“Rev. and dear Brother,

"Dear Rev. and Brother,"

Yrs of the 28th Jun I had by the bearer. Im pleased yo have got back again yr Delinquent which may probably safe you of the trouble of her child. I'm sory I've yet very little of certain news to give you from Court tho' I've seen all the last weekes prints, only I find in them a pasage which is all the account I can give you of the Indemnity yt when the estates of forfaulted Rebells Comes to be sold all Just debts Documented are to be preferred to Officers of the Court of enquiry. The Bill in favours of that Court against the Lords of Session in Scotland in past the house of Commons and Come before the Lords which is thought to be considerably more ample yn formerly wt respect to the Disposeing of estates Canvassing and paying of Debts. It's said yt the examinations of Cadugans accounts is droped but it wants Confirmations here as yet. Oxford's tryals should be entered upon Saturday last. We hear that the Duchess of Argyle is wt child. I doe not hear yt the Divisions at Court are any thing abated or of any appearance of the Dukes having any thing of his Maj: favour. I heartily wish the present humours at Court may not prove an encouragmt to watchfull and restles enemies.

Years of the 28th of June, I received by the messenger. I'm glad to have gotten back your Delinquent, which might save you from the trouble of her child. I'm sorry I have very little certain news to give you from the Court, although I've seen all the latest week's prints. I only find a passage in them which is all the information I can share about the Indemnity: when the estates of forfeited rebels are sold, all documented just debts are to be prioritized over the Officers of the Court of inquiry. The Bill in favor of that Court against the Lords of Session in Scotland has passed the House of Commons and is now before the Lords, which is believed to be significantly more comprehensive than before regarding the disposal of estates, canvassing, and paying debts. It's said that the examinations of Cadugan's accounts have been dropped, but we still need confirmations here. Oxford's trials were supposed to start last Saturday. We hear that the Duchess of Argyle is pregnant. I don’t hear that the divisions at Court are easing up or that the Duke has any signs of his Majesty's favor. I sincerely hope the current tensions at Court do not encourage watchful and restless enemies.

My accounts of Rob Roy his escape are yt after severall Embassies between his Grace (who I hear did Correspond wt some at Court about it) and Rob he at length upon promise of protectione Came to waite upon the Duke & being presently secured his Grace sent post to Edr to acquent the Court of his being aprehended & call his friends at Edr and to desire a party from Gen Carpinter to receive and bring him to Edr which party came the length of Kenross in Fife, he was to be delivered to them by a party his Grace had demanded from the Governour at Perth, who when upon their march towards Dunkell to receive him, were mete wt and returned by his Grace having resolved to deliver him by a party of his own men and left Rob at Logierate under a strong guard till yt party should be ready to receive him. This space of time Rob had Imployed in taking the other dram heartily wt the Guard & qn all were pretty hearty, Rob is delivering a letter for his wife to a servant to whom he most needs deliver some private instructions at the Door (for his wife) where he's attended wt on the Guard. When serious in this privat Conversations he is making some few steps carelessly from the Door about the house till he comes close by this horse which he soon mounted and made off. This is no small mortifican to the guard because of the delay it give to there hopes of a Considerable additionall charge agt John Roy.* my wife was upon Thursday last delivered of a Son after sore travell of which she still continues very weak.

My account of Rob Roy's escape is that after several negotiations between his Grace (who I hear was in touch with some people at Court about it) and Rob, he finally came to meet the Duke upon the promise of protection. Once he was secured, his Grace sent a messenger to Edinburgh to inform the Court about his capture and to call his friends in Edinburgh, requesting a party from General Carpinter to receive him and take him to Edinburgh. This party reached as far as Kenross in Fife. He was supposed to be handed over to them by a group his Grace had requested from the Governor at Perth, who, while on their way to Dunkeld to collect him, were turned back by his Grace, who decided to send a group of his own men instead. Rob was left at Logierait under strong guard until this group was ready to take him. During this time, Rob spent his moments taking a drink with the guard, and when everyone was feeling pretty relaxed, he was handing a letter to a servant for his wife and needed to give some private instructions at the door (for his wife), where he was being watched by one of the guards. While deep in this private conversation, he casually stepped away from the door around the house until he was close to a horse, which he quickly mounted and escaped. This was quite a setback for the guard due to the delay it caused in their hopes of a significant additional charge against John Roy. My wife gave birth to a son last Thursday after a difficult labor, and she is still feeling very weak.

* i.e. John the Red—John Duke of Argyle, so called from his complexion, more commonly styled “Red John the Warriour.”

* i.e. John the Red—John Duke of Argyle, named for his complexion, more commonly known as “Red John the Warrior.”

I give yl Lady hearty thanks for the Highland plaid. It's good cloath but it does not answer the sett I sent some time agae wt McArthur & tho it had I told in my last yt my wife was obliged to provid herself to finish her bed before she was lighted but I know yt letr came not timely to yr hand—I'm sory I had not mony to send by the bearer having no thought of it & being exposed to some little expenses last week but I expect some sure occasion when order by a letter to receive it excuse this freedom from &c.

I want to sincerely thank you for the Highland plaid. It's a nice fabric, but it doesn't match the pattern I sent a while back with McArthur. Even though I mentioned in my last letter that my wife had to get some supplies to finish her bed before she lit the fire, I know that letter didn't reach you in time. I'm sorry I couldn't send any money with the messenger; I didn't think of it and had some unexpected expenses last week. However, I hope to have a definite reason to send a letter soon to resolve this. Please excuse this frankness.

Manse of Comrie, July 2d, 1717. “I salute yr lady I wish my ............ her Daughter much Joy.”

Manse of Comrie, July 2d, 1717. “I greet your lady and wish my ............ her Daughter much Joy.”





No. V.—HIGHLAND WOOING.

There are many productions of the Scottish Ballad Poets upon the lion-like mode of wooing practised by the ancient Highlanders when they had a fancy for the person (or property) of a Lowland damsel. One example is found in Mr. Robert Jamieson's Popular Scottish Songs:—

There are many works by the Scottish Ballad Poets about the bold way of courting used by the ancient Highlanders when they were attracted to a Lowland girl. One example can be found in Mr. Robert Jamieson's Popular Scottish Songs:—

                        Bonny Babby Livingstone
                        Gaed out to see the kye,
                        And she has met with Glenlyon,
                        Who has stolen her away.

                        He took free her her sattin coat,
                        But an her silken gown,
                        Syne roud her in his tartan plaid,
                        And happd her round and roun'.
                        Bonny Baby Livingstone
                        Went out to see the cows,
                        And she met Glenlyon,
                        Who has whisked her away.

                        He took off her satin coat,
                        But kept her silken gown,
                        Then wrapped her in his tartan plaid,
                        And cuddled her all around.

In another ballad we are told how—

In another ballad, we learn how—

                       Four-and-twenty Hieland men,
                       Came doun by Fiddoch Bide,
                       And they have sworn a deadly aith,
                       Jean Muir suld be a bride:

                       And they have sworn a deadly aith,
                       Ilke man upon his durke,
                       That she should wed with Duncan Ger,
                       Or they'd make bloody works.
                       Twenty-four Highland men,
                       Came down by Fiddoch Bide,
                       And they have sworn a deadly oath,
                       Jean Muir would be a bride:

                       And they have sworn a deadly oath,
                       Every man with his dagger,
                       That she should marry Duncan Ger,
                       Or they’d create bloody havoc.

This last we have from tradition, but there are many others in the collections of Scottish Ballads to the same purpose.

This last part comes from tradition, but there are many others in the collections of Scottish Ballads that serve the same purpose.

The achievement of Robert Oig, or young Rob Roy, as the Lowlanders called him, was celebrated in a ballad, of which there are twenty different and various editions. The tune is lively and wild, and we select the following words from memory:—

The accomplishment of Robert Oig, or young Rob Roy, as the Lowlanders referred to him, was honored in a ballad, which has twenty different and various editions. The melody is upbeat and spirited, and we choose the following lines from memory:—

                  Rob Roy is frae the Hielands come,
                      Down to the Lowland border;
                   And he has stolen that lady away,
                      To haud his house in order.

                   He set her on a milk-white steed,
                       Of none he stood in awe;
                   Untill they reached the Hieland hills,
                             Aboon the Balmaha'!*
                  Rob Roy comes from the Highlands,  
                      Down to the Lowland border;  
                   And he has taken that lady away,  
                      To keep his house in order.  

                   He placed her on a milk-white horse,  
                       Fearless of anyone;  
                   Until they reached the Highland hills,  
                             Above Balmaha! *  

* A pass on the eastern margin of Loch Lomond, and an entrance to the Highlands.

* A pass on the eastern edge of Loch Lomond, and an entrance to the Highlands.

                      Saying, Be content, be content,
                       Be content with me, lady;
                      Where will ye find in Lennox land,
                      Sae braw a man as me, lady?

                      Rob Roy he was my father called,
                      MacGregor was his name, lady;
                      A' the country, far and near,
                      Have heard MacGregor's fame, lady.

                      He was a hedge about his friends,
                      A heckle to his foes, lady;
                      If any man did him gainsay,
                      He felt his deadly blows, lady.

                      I am as bold, I am as bold,
                      I am as bold and more, lady;
                      Any man that doubts my word,
                      May try my gude claymore, lady.

                       Then be content, be content.
                       Be content with me, lady;
                       For now you are my wedded wife,
                       Until the day you die, lady.
                      Saying, Be happy, be happy,
                       Be happy with me, lady;
                      Where else will you find in Lennox land,
                      Such a great man as me, lady?

                      Rob Roy was my father's name,
                      MacGregor was his surname, lady;
                      The whole country, far and wide,
                      Has heard of MacGregor's glory, lady.

                      He was a shield for his friends,
                      A challenge to his enemies, lady;
                      If anyone dared oppose him,
                      They felt his powerful strikes, lady.

                      I’m just as bold, I’m just as bold,
                      I’m even bolder, lady;
                      Anyone who doubts my word,
                      Can test my trusty claymore, lady.

                       So be happy, be happy,
                       Be happy with me, lady;
                       For now you are my wedded wife,
                       Until the day you die, lady.




No. VI—GHLUNE DHU.

The following notices concerning this Chief fell under the Author's eye while the sheets were in the act of going through the press. They occur in manuscript memoirs, written by a person intimately acquainted with the incidents of 1745.

The following notices about this Chief came to the Author's attention while the pages were being printed. They are found in handwritten memoirs written by someone who was closely familiar with the events of 1745.

This Chief had the important task intrusted to him of defending the Castle of Doune, in which the Chevalier placed a garrison to protect his communication with the Highlands, and to repel any sallies which might be made from Stirling Castle—Ghlune Dhu distinguished himself by his good conduct in this charge.

This Chief was given the important responsibility of defending Doune Castle, where the Chevalier stationed a garrison to protect his connection with the Highlands and to fend off any attacks that might come from Stirling Castle—Ghlune Dhu stood out for his good performance in this duty.

Ghlune Dhu is thus described:—“Glengyle is, in person, a tall handsome man, and has more of the mien of the ancient heroes than our modern fine gentlemen are possessed of. He is honest and disinterested to a proverb—extremely modest—brave and intrepid—and born one of the best partisans in Europe. In short, the whole people of that country declared that never did men live under so mild a government as Glengyle's, not a man having so much as lost a chicken while he continued there.”

Ghlune Dhu is described like this:—“Glengyle is a tall, handsome man who has more of the demeanor of ancient heroes than the refined gentlemen of today. He is known for his honesty and selflessness—extremely modest—brave and fearless—and was one of the best leaders in Europe. In short, the entire population of that region claimed that no one ever lived under a milder ruler than Glengyle; no one even lost a chicken while he was in charge.”

It would appear from this curious passage, that Glengyle—not Stewart of Balloch, as averred in a note on Waverley—commanded the garrison of Doune. Balloch might, no doubt, succeed MacGregor in the situation.

It seems from this interesting section that Glengyle—not Stewart of Balloch, as stated in a note on Waverley—led the garrison at Doune. Balloch could, of course, take over from MacGregor in that role.





EDITOR'S INTRODUCTION TO ROB ROY

In the magnum opus, the author's final edition of the Waverley Novels, “Rob Roy” appears out of its chronological order, and comes next after “The Antiquary.” In this, as in other matters, the present edition follows that of 1829. “The Antiquary,” as we said, contained in its preface the author's farewell to his art. This valediction was meant as prelude to a fresh appearance in a new disguise. Constable, who had brought out the earlier works, did not publish the “Tales of my Landlord” (“The Black Dwarf” and “Old Mortality “), which Scott had nearly finished by November 12, 1816. The four volumes appeared from the houses of Mr. Murray and Mr. Blackwood, on December 1, 1816. Within less than a month came out “Harold the Dauntless,” by the author of “The Bridal of Triermain.” Scott's work on the historical part of the “Annual Register” had also been unusually arduous. At Abbotsford, or at Ashiestiel, his mode of life was particularly healthy; in Edinburgh, between the claims of the courts, of literature, and of society, he was scarcely ever in the open air. Thus hard sedentary work caused, between the publication of “Old Mortality” and that of “Rob Roy,” the first of those alarming illnesses which overshadowed the last fifteen years of his life. The earliest attack of cramp in the stomach occurred on March 5, 1817, when he “retired from the room with a scream of agony which electrified his guests.”

In the major work, the author's final edition of the Waverley Novels, "Rob Roy" appears out of chronological order and follows "The Antiquary." In this and other respects, the current edition aligns with that of 1829. "The Antiquary," as mentioned, included in its preface the author's farewell to his craft. This farewell was intended as a setup for a fresh start in a new form. Constable, who published the earlier works, did not release the “Tales of my Landlord” (“The Black Dwarf” and “Old Mortality”), which Scott had nearly completed by November 12, 1816. The four volumes were published by Mr. Murray and Mr. Blackwood on December 1, 1816. Less than a month later, “Harold the Dauntless” appeared, written by the author of “The Bridal of Triermain.” Scott's work on the historical section of the “Annual Register” was also particularly demanding. At Abbotsford or Ashiestiel, his lifestyle was notably healthy; in Edinburgh, juggling the demands of the courts, literature, and social life, he spent hardly any time outdoors. Therefore, this demanding sedentary work led to the first of those concerning illnesses that clouded the last fifteen years of his life, with the first stomach cramps occurring on March 5, 1817, when he "left the room with a scream of agony that shocked his guests."

Living on “parritch,” as he tells Miss Baillie (for his national spirit rejected arrowroot), Scott had yet energy enough to plan a dramatic piece for Terry, “The Doom of Devorgoil.” But in April he announced to John Ballantyne “a good subject” for a novel, and on May 6, John, after a visit to Abbotsford with Constable, proclaimed to James Ballantyne the advent of “Rob Roy.”

Living on "oatmeal," as he tells Miss Baillie (since his national pride turned down arrowroot), Scott still had enough energy to plan a play for Terry, "The Doom of Devorgoil." But in April, he informed John Ballantyne about "a good subject" for a novel, and on May 6, John, after visiting Abbotsford with Constable, announced to James Ballantyne the arrival of "Rob Roy."

The anecdote about the title is well known. Constable suggested it, and Scott was at first wisely reluctant to “write up to a title.” Names like Rob Roy, Queen Mary, Queen Elizabeth, Cleopatra, and so forth, tell the reader too much, and, Scott imagined, often excite hopes which cannot be fulfilled. However, in the geniality of an after-dinner hour in the gardens of Abbotsford, Scott allowed Constable to be sponsor. Many things had lately brought Rob into his mind. In 1812 Scott had acquired Rob Roy's gun—“a long Spanish-barrelled piece, with his initials R. M. C.,” C standing for Campbell, a name assumed in compliment to the Argyll family.

The story behind the title is well known. Constable suggested it, and Scott was initially smart to be hesitant about “writing up to a title.” Names like Rob Roy, Queen Mary, Queen Elizabeth, and Cleopatra reveal too much to the reader and, Scott thought, often raise expectations that can’t be met. However, during a friendly after-dinner moment in the gardens of Abbotsford, Scott let Constable take on the role of sponsor. He had recently been thinking about Rob for many reasons. In 1812, Scott had obtained Rob Roy's gun—“a long Spanish-barreled piece, with his initials R. M. C.,” where C stands for Campbell, a name chosen in honor of the Argyll family.

Rob's spleuchan had also been presented by Mr. Train to Sir Walter, in 1816, and may have directed his thoughts to this popular freebooter. Though Rob flourished in the '15, he was really a character very near Scott, whose friend Invernahyle had fought Rob with broadsword and target—a courteous combat like that between Ajax and Hector.

Rob's spleuchan was also given to Sir Walter by Mr. Train in 1816, which might have made him think of this well-known outlaw. Even though Rob was prominent in the 15th century, he was actually a figure quite close to Scott, whose friend Invernahyle had fought Rob with a broadsword and shield—a polite duel much like that between Ajax and Hector.

At Tullibody Scott had met, in 1793, a gentleman who once visited Rob, and arranged to pay him blackmail.

At Tullibody, Scott met a gentleman in 1793 who had once visited Rob and arranged to pay him blackmail.

Mr. William Adam had mentioned to Scott in 1816 the use of the word “curlie-wurlies” for highly decorated architecture, and recognised the phrase, next year, in the mouth of Andrew Fairservice.

Mr. William Adam had told Scott in 1816 about the term “curlie-wurlies” used for highly decorated architecture, and he recognized the phrase the following year when Andrew Fairservice used it.

In the meeting at Abbotsford (May 2, 1817) Scott was very communicative, sketched Bailie Nicol Jarvie, and improvised a dialogue between Rob and the magistrate. A week later he quoted to Southey, Swift's lines— Too bad for a blessing, too good for a curse,—which probably suggested Andrew Fairservice's final estimate of Scott's hero,—“over bad for blessing, and ower gude for banning.”

In the meeting at Abbotsford (May 2, 1817), Scott was quite talkative, sketched Bailie Nicol Jarvie, and created an impromptu dialogue between Rob and the magistrate. A week later, he quoted Swift's lines to Southey—"Too bad for a blessing, too good for a curse"—which likely inspired Andrew Fairservice's final assessment of Scott's hero: "over bad for blessing, and ower gude for banning."

These are the trifles which show the bent of Scott's mind at this period. The summer of 1817 he spent in working at the “Annual Register” and at the “Border Antiquities.” When the courts rose, he visited Rob's cave at the head of Loch Lomond; and this visit seems to have been gossiped about, as literary people, hearing of the new novel, expected the cave to be a very prominent feature. He also went to Glasgow, and refreshed his memory of the cathedral; nor did he neglect old books, such as “A Tour through Great Britain, by a Gentleman” (4th Edition, 1748). This yielded him the Bailie's account of Glasgow commerce “in Musselburgh stuffs and Edinburgh shalloons,” and the phrase “sortable cargoes.”

These are the little details that reveal Scott's mindset during this time. He spent the summer of 1817 working on the “Annual Register” and “Border Antiquities.” When the courts closed, he visited Rob's cave at the top of Loch Lomond, and this trip seemed to stir up some buzz, as literary folks, hearing about the new novel, anticipated that the cave would be a major element. He also traveled to Glasgow to revisit the cathedral and didn’t overlook old books, like “A Tour through Great Britain, by a Gentleman” (4th Edition, 1748). This provided him with the Bailie's account of Glasgow commerce “in Musselburgh stuffs and Edinburgh shalloons,” and the term “sortable cargoes.”

Hence, too, Scott took the description of the rise of Glasgow. Thus Scott was taking pains with his preparations. The book was not written in post-haste. Announced to Constable early in May, the last sheet was not corrected till about December 21, when Scott wrote to Ballantyne:—

Hence, Scott also focused on the description of Glasgow's growth. He was putting careful effort into his preparations. The book wasn't written in a hurry. It was announced to Constable early in May, but the last sheet wasn't corrected until around December 21, when Scott wrote to Ballantyne:—

DEAR JAMES,—

DEAR JAMES,

                        With great joy I send you Roy.
                          'T was a tough job,
                        But we're done with Rob.
                        With great joy I send you Roy.
                          It was a tough job,
                        But we're done with Rob.

“Rob Roy” was published on the last day of 1817. The toughness of the job was caused by constant pain, and by struggles with “the lassitude of opium.” So seldom sentimental, so rarely given to expressing his melancholy moods in verse, Scott, while composing “Rob Roy,” wrote the beautiful poem “The sun upon the Weirdlaw Hill,” in which, for this once, “pity of self through all makes broken moan.”

“Rob Roy” was published on the last day of 1817. The difficulty of the work was due to constant pain and struggles with “the weariness of opium.” So rarely sentimental and seldom expressing his gloomy feelings in verse, Scott, while writing “Rob Roy,” created the beautiful poem “The sun upon the Weirdlaw Hill,” where, for this one time, “self-pity runs through it, making a broken moan.”

Some stress may be laid on the state of Sir Walter's health at this moment, because a living critic has tried to show that, in his case, “every pang of the stomach paralyses the brain;” that he “never had a fit of the cramp without spoiling a chapter.”—[Mr. Ruskin's “Fiction Fair and Foul,” “Nineteenth Century,” 1880, p. 955.]—“Rob Roy” is a sufficient answer to these theories. The mind of Scott was no slave to his body.

Some emphasis can be placed on Sir Walter's health at this time because a current critic has attempted to argue that, in his situation, “every stomach ache shuts down the brain;” that he “never experienced a cramp without ruining a chapter.”—[Mr. Ruskin's “Fiction Fair and Foul,” “Nineteenth Century,” 1880, p. 955.]—“Rob Roy” effectively counters these theories. Scott's mind was not controlled by his body.

The success of the story is pleasantly proved by a sentence in a review of the day: “It is an event unprecedented in the annals either of literature or of the custom-house that the entire cargo of a packet, or smack, bound from Leith to London, should be the impression of a novel, for which the public curiosity was so much upon the alert as to require this immense importation to satisfy.”

The success of the story is nicely highlighted by a line from a review at the time: “It's an unprecedented event in the history of literature or customs that the entire shipment of a boat heading from Leith to London is just the copy of a novel that the public was so eager to read that it needed this huge import to meet the demand.”

Ten thousand copies of a three-volume novel are certainly a ponderous cargo, and Constable printed no fewer in his first edition. Scott was assured of his own triumph in February 1819, when a dramatised version of his novel was acted in Edinburgh by the company of Mr. William Murray, a descendant of the traitor Murray of Broughton. Mr. Charles Mackay made a capital Bailie, and the piece remains a favourite with Scotch audiences. It is plain, from the reviews, that in one respect “Rob Roy” rather disappointed the world. They had expected Rob to be a much more imposing and majestic cateran, and complained that his foot was set too late on his native heather. They found too much of the drover and intriguer, too little of the traditional driver of the spoil. This was what Scott foresaw when he objected to “writing up to a title.” In fact, he did not write up to, it, and, as the “Scots Magazine” said, “shaped his story in such a manner as to throw busybodies out in their chase, with a slight degree of malicious finesse.” “All the expeditions to the wonderful cave have been thrown away, for the said cave is not once, we think, mentioned from beginning to end.”

Ten thousand copies of a three-volume novel are definitely a heavy load, and Constable printed at least that many in his first edition. Scott was confident in his success in February 1819, when a dramatized version of his novel was performed in Edinburgh by Mr. William Murray's company, a descendant of the traitor Murray of Broughton. Mr. Charles Mackay played a great Bailie, and the production remains a favorite with Scottish audiences. It's clear from the reviews that "Rob Roy" disappointed some people in one way. They had expected Rob to be a much more impressive and grand cateran and complained that he didn't really step onto his native heather until much later. They saw too much of the drover and schemer and not enough of the classic looter. This was what Scott anticipated when he resisted the idea of "writing up to a title." In fact, he didn’t write up to it, and as the “Scots Magazine” pointed out, “shaped his story in such a way as to throw busybodies off in their pursuit, with a touch of sly cleverness.” “All the attempts to find the remarkable cave have been wasted, as that cave is not mentioned even once, we believe, from beginning to end.”

“Rob Roy” equals “Waverley” in its pictures of Highland and Lowland society and character. Scott had clearly set himself to state his opinions about the Highlands as they were under the patriarchal system of government. The Highlanders were then a people, not lawless, indeed, but all their law was the will of their chief. Bailie Nicol Jarvie makes a statement of their economic and military condition as accurate as it is humorous. The modern “Highland Question” may be studied as well in the Bailie's words as in volumes of history and wildernesses of blue-books. A people patriarchal and military as the Arabs of the desert were suddenly dragged into modern commercial and industrial society. All old bonds were snapped in a moment; emigration (at first opposed by some of the chiefs) and the French wars depleted the country of its “lang-leggit callants, gaun wanting the breeks.” Cattle took the place of men, sheep of cattle, deer of sheep, and, in the long peace, a population grew up again—a population destitute of employment even more than of old, because war and robbery had ceased to be outlets for its energy. Some chiefs, as Dr. Johnson said, treated their lands as an attorney treats his row of cheap houses in a town. Hence the Highland Question,—a question in which Scott's sympathies were with the Highlanders. “Rob Roy,” naturally, is no mere “novel with a purpose,” no economic tract in disguise. Among Scott's novels it stands alone as regards its pictures of passionate love. The love of Diana Vernon is no less passionate for its admirable restraint. Here Scott displays, without affectation, a truly Greek reserve in his art. The deep and strong affection of Diana Vernon would not have been otherwise handled by him who drew the not more immortal picture of Antigone. Unlike modern novelists, Sir Walter deals neither in analysis nor in rapturous effusions. We can, unfortunately, imagine but too easily how some writers would peep and pry into the concealed emotions of that maiden heart; how others would revel in tears, kisses, and caresses. In place of all these Scott writes:—

“Rob Roy” matches “Waverley” in its depictions of Highland and Lowland society and character. Scott clearly aimed to express his views on the Highlands as they were under the patriarchal system. The Highlanders were a people who, while not lawless, derived their entire law from the will of their chief. Bailie Nicol Jarvie provides a depiction of their economic and military situation that is both accurate and humorous. The modern “Highland Question” can be explored through the Bailie's words just as much as through volumes of history and mountains of official reports. A people that were both patriarchal and military, similar to the desert Arabs, were suddenly thrust into modern commercial and industrial society. Old ties were broken in an instant; emigration (initially resisted by some chiefs) and the French wars drained the country of its “long-legged lads, going without their trousers.” Cattle replaced men, sheep replaced cattle, deer replaced sheep, and during a long period of peace, a population emerged again—a population lacking jobs more than ever before, because war and theft had ceased to provide an outlet for their energy. Some chiefs, as Dr. Johnson noted, managed their lands as an attorney would handle a row of inexpensive houses in a city. Thus arose the Highland Question—a matter where Scott's sympathies lay with the Highlanders. “Rob Roy,” naturally, isn't merely a “novel with a purpose” or an economic pamphlet in disguise. Among Scott's novels, it uniquely stands out for its depictions of passionate love. The love of Diana Vernon is just as intense, despite its admirable restraint. Here, Scott showcases, without pretense, a genuinely Greek reserve in his art. The profound and strong affection of Diana Vernon wouldn’t have been portrayed differently by the same hand that illustrated the equally immortal image of Antigone. Unlike contemporary novelists, Sir Walter avoids analysis and excessive emotional outpourings. Unfortunately, we can all too easily imagine how some authors would pry into the hidden feelings of that young heart; how others would indulge in tears, kisses, and embraces. Instead of all that, Scott writes:—

     She extended her hand, but I clasped her to my bosom. She sighed as
     she extricated herself from the embrace which she permitted, escaped
     to the door which led to her own apartment, and I saw her no more.
     She reached out her hand, but I pulled her into a hug. She sighed as she freed herself from the embrace she allowed, made her way to the door that led to her apartment, and I didn’t see her again.

Months pass, in a mist of danger and intrigue, before the lovers meet again in the dusk and the solitude.

Months go by, filled with danger and intrigue, before the lovers see each other again in the evening and the quiet.

     “Mr. Francis Osbaldistone,” cries the girl's voice through the
     moonlight, “should not whistle his favourite airs when he wishes to
     remain undiscovered.”

     And Diana Vernon—for she, wrapped in a horseman's cloak, was the
     last speaker—whistled in playful mimicry the second part of the
     tune, which was on my lips when they came up.
     “Mr. Francis Osbaldistone,” the girl’s voice calls out through the moonlight, “shouldn’t whistle his favorite tunes if he wants to stay hidden.”

     And Diana Vernon—for she, wrapped in a horseman’s cloak, was the last to speak—whistled in playful imitation the second part of the tune that was on my lips when they arrived.

Surely there was never, in story or in song, a lady so loving and so light of heart, save Rosalind alone. Her face touches Frank's, as she says goodbye for ever “It was a moment never to be forgotten, inexpressibly bitter, yet mixed with a sensation of pleasure so deeply soothing and affecting as at once to unlock all the floodgates of the heart.”

Surely there has never been, in any story or song, a lady so loving and so carefree, except for Rosalind. Her face brushes against Frank's as she says goodbye forever. “It was a moment that would never be forgotten, incredibly painful, yet mixed with a soothing and deeply moving sense of pleasure that unlocked all the floodgates of the heart.”

She rides into the night, her lover knows the hysterica passio of poor Lear, but “I had scarce given vent to my feelings in this paroxysm ere I was ashamed of my weakness.”

She rides into the night, her lover understands the hysterica passio of poor Lear, but “I had barely expressed my feelings in this outburst before I felt ashamed of my weakness.”

These were men and women who knew how to love, and how to live. All men who read “Rob Roy” are innocent rivals of Frank Osbaldistone. Di Vernon holds her place in our hearts with Rosalind, and these airy affections, like the actual emotions which they mimic, are not matters for words. This lady, so gay, so brave, so witty and fearless, so tender and true, who “endured trials which might have dignified the history of a martyr, . . . who spent the day in darkness and the night in vigil, and never breathed a murmur of weakness or complaint,” is as immortal in men's memories as the actual heroine of the White Rose, Flora Macdonald. Her place is with Helen and Antigone, with Rosalind and Imogen, the deathless daughters of dreams. She brightens the world as she passes, and our own hearts tell us all the story when Osbaldistone says, “You know how I lamented her.”

These were people who understood how to love and how to live. All the guys who read "Rob Roy" are innocent rivals of Frank Osbaldistone. Di Vernon holds a special place in our hearts alongside Rosalind, and these lighthearted feelings, just like the real emotions they reflect, can’t really be put into words. This lady, so cheerful, so brave, so clever and fearless, so kind and genuine, who “went through trials that could have made a martyr’s history, . . . who spent the day in darkness and the night in waiting, and never uttered a word of weakness or complaint,” is as unforgettable in men’s memories as the real-life heroine of the White Rose, Flora Macdonald. Her place is with Helen and Antigone, with Rosalind and Imogen, the timeless daughters of dreams. She brightens the world as she moves through it, and our hearts reveal the whole story when Osbaldistone says, “You know how I lamented her.”

In the central interest, which, for once, is the interest of love, “Rob Roy” attains the nobility, the reserve, the grave dignity of the highest art. It is not easy to believe that Frank Osbaldistone is worthy of his lady; but here no man is a fair judge. In the four novels—“Waverley,” “Guy Mannering,” “The Antiquary,” and “Rob Roy”—which we have studied, the hero has always been a young poet. Waverley versified; so did Mannering; Lovel “had attempted a few lyrical pieces;” and, in Osbaldistone's rhymes, Scott parodied his own

In the main focus, which, for once, is about love, “Rob Roy” achieves the nobility, the restraint, and the serious dignity of the highest art. It’s hard to believe that Frank Osbaldistone deserves his lady; but in this case, no one can be a fair judge. In the four novels—“Waverley,” “Guy Mannering,” “The Antiquary,” and “Rob Roy”—we've explored, the hero has always been a young poet. Waverley wrote poetry; so did Mannering; Lovel “had attempted a few lyrical pieces;” and in Osbaldistone's verses, Scott made fun of his own.

                           blast of that dread horn
                       On Fontarabian echoes borne.
                           blast of that dreaded horn
                       On Fontarabian echoes carried.

All the heroes, then, have been poets, and Osbaldistone's youth may have been suggested by Scott's memories of his own, and of the father who “feared that he would never be better than a gangrel scrapegut.” Like Henry Morton, in “Old Mortality,” Frank Osbaldistone is on the political side taken by Scott's judgment, not by his emotions. To make Di Vernon convert him to Jacobitism would have been to repeat the story of Waverley. Still, he would have been more sympathetic if he had been converted. He certainly does not lack spirit, as a sportsman, or “on an occasion,” as Sir William Hope says in “The Scots' Fencing Master,” when he encounters Rashleigh in the college gardens. Frank, in short, is all that a hero should be, and is glorified by his affection.

All the heroes, then, have been poets, and Osbaldistone's youth might have been inspired by Scott's own memories, as well as of the father who "worried that he would never be more than a worthless good-for-nothing." Like Henry Morton in “Old Mortality,” Frank Osbaldistone aligns himself with the political views of Scott's judgment, rather than his feelings. Turning Di Vernon into a Jacobite would just repeat the story of Waverley. Still, he would have seemed more relatable if he had made that change. He definitely shows determination, both as a sportsman and "on occasion," as Sir William Hope remarks in “The Scots' Fencing Master,” when he meets Rashleigh in the college gardens. Frank, in short, embodies everything a hero should be and is uplifted by his love.

Of the other characters, perhaps Rob Roy is too sympathetically drawn. The materials for a judgment are afforded by Scott's own admirable historical introduction. The Rob Roy who so calmly “played booty,” and kept a foot in either camp, certainly falls below the heroic. His language has been criticised in late years, and it has been insisted that the Highlanders never talked Lowland Scotch. But Scott has anticipated these cavils in the eighteenth chapter of the second volume. Certainly no Lowlander knew the Highlanders better than he did, and his ear for dialect was as keen as his musical ear was confessedly obtuse. Scott had the best means of knowing whether Helen MacGregor would be likely to soar into heroics as she is apt to do. In fact, here “we may trust the artist.”

Of the other characters, Rob Roy might be portrayed too positively. The background for this assessment is provided by Scott's impressive historical introduction. The Rob Roy who calmly “played both sides” and had loyalties in both camps certainly doesn’t fit the heroic mold. His speech has faced criticism recently, with claims that Highlanders never spoke in Lowland Scots. However, Scott addressed these concerns in the eighteenth chapter of the second volume. No Lowlander understood the Highlanders better than he did, and his ear for dialect was more precise than his admitted lack of musical talent. Scott had the best perspective on whether Helen MacGregor would likely engage in heroics, as she often does. In fact, “we may trust the artist” here.

The novel is as rich as any in subordinate characters full of life and humour. Morris is one of the few utter cowards in Scott. He has none of the passionate impulses towards courage of the hapless hero in “The Fair Maid of Perth.” The various Osbaldistones are nicely discriminated by Diana Vernon, in one of those “Beatrix moods” which Scott did not always admire, when they were displayed by “Lady Anne” and other girls of flesh and blood. Rashleigh is of a nature unusual in Scott. He is, perhaps, Sir Walter's nearest approach, for malignant egotism, to an Iago. Of Bailie Nicol Jarvie commendation were impertinent. All Scotland arose, called him hers, laughed at and applauded her civic child. Concerning Andrew Fairservice, the first edition tells us what the final edition leaves us to guess—that Tresham “may recollect him as gardener at Osbaldistone Hall.” Andrew was not a friend who could be shaken off. Diana may have ruled the hall, but Andrew must have remained absolute in the gardens, with “something to maw that he would like to see mawn, or something to saw that he would like to see sawn, or something to ripe that he would like to see ripen, and sae he e'en daikered on wi' the family frae year's end to year's end,” and life's end. His master “needed some carefu' body to look after him.”

The novel is as rich as any in supporting characters who are full of life and humor. Morris is one of the few outright cowards in Scott. He lacks the passionate impulses towards courage of the unfortunate hero in “The Fair Maid of Perth.” The various Osbaldistones are clearly differentiated by Diana Vernon, in one of those “Beatrix moods” that Scott didn't always appreciate, as seen in “Lady Anne” and other real girls. Rashleigh is an unusual character for Scott. He is perhaps Sir Walter's closest iteration of malignant egotism, akin to an Iago. Commending Bailie Nicol Jarvie would be pointless. All of Scotland embraced him, celebrating her civic child. Regarding Andrew Fairservice, the first edition informs us of what the final edition leaves to our imagination—that Tresham “may remember him as the gardener at Osbaldistone Hall.” Andrew was not a friend who could be easily dismissed. Diana may have governed the hall, but Andrew must have remained in total control of the gardens, with “something to munch that he would like to see munched, or something to saw that he would like to see sawed, or something to ripen that he would like to see ripen, and so he just labored on with the family from one year to the next,” and through to the end of his life. His master “needed someone responsible to look after him.”

Only Shakspeare and Scott could have given us medicines to make us like this cowardly, conceited “jimp honest” fellow, Andrew Fairservice, who just escapes being a hypocrite by dint of some sincere old Covenanting leaven in his veins. We make bold to say that the creator of Parolles and Lucie, and many another lax and lovable knave, would, had he been a Scot, have drawn Andrew Fairservice thus, and not otherwise.

Only Shakespeare and Scott could have created characters that make us somewhat sympathetic toward this cowardly, conceited "truly honest" guy, Andrew Fairservice, who nearly becomes a hypocrite thanks to some genuine old Covenanting blood in him. We boldly claim that the creator of Parolles and Lucie, along with many other loose and lovable rogues, would have portrayed Andrew Fairservice in this way if he had been a Scot, and nothing else.

The critics of the hour censured, as they were certain to censure, the construction, and especially the conclusion, of “Rob Roy.” No doubt the critics were right. In both Scott and Shakspeare there is often seen a perfect disregard of the denouement. Any moderately intelligent person can remark on the huddled-up ends and hasty marriages in many of Shakspeare's comedies; Moliere has been charged with the same offence; and, if blame there be, Scott is almost always to blame. Thackeray is little better. There must be some reason that explains why men of genius go wrong where every newspaper critic, every milliner's girl acquainted with circulating libraries, can detect the offence.

The critics of the time criticized, as they were sure to criticize, the structure, especially the ending, of “Rob Roy.” No doubt the critics had a point. Both Scott and Shakespeare often seem to completely ignore the conclusion. Anyone with a decent level of intelligence can notice the rushed endings and quick marriages in many of Shakespeare's comedies; Molière has faced the same criticism; and if there’s blame to be laid, Scott is nearly always at fault. Thackeray isn’t much better. There must be some reason that explains why brilliant minds go wrong where every newspaper critic and every shop girl familiar with popular novels can spot the flaw.

In the closing remarks of “Old Mortality” Scott expresses himself humorously on this matter of the denouement. His schoolmaster author takes his proofsheets to Miss Martha Buskbody, who was the literary set in Gandercleugh, having read through the whole stock of three circulating libraries. Miss Buskbody criticises the Dominic as Lady Louisa Stuart habitually criticised Sir Walter. “Your plan of omitting a formal conclusion will never do!” The Dominie replies, “Really, madam, you must be aware that every volume of a narrative turns less and less interesting as the author draws to a conclusion,—just like your tea, which, though excellent hyson, is necessarily weaker and more insipid in the last cup.” He compares the orthodox happy ending to “the luscious lump of half-dissolved sugar” usually found at the bottom of the cup. This topic might be discussed, and indeed has been discussed, endlessly. In our actual lives it is probable that most of us have found ourselves living for a year, or a month, or a week, in a chapter or half a volume of a novel, and these have been our least happy experiences. But we have also found that the romance vanishes away like a ghost, dwindles out, closes with ragged ends, has no denouement. Then the question presents itself, As art is imitation, should not novels, as a rule, close thus? The experiment has frequently been tried, especially by the modern geniuses who do not conceal their belief that their art is altogether finer than Scott's, or, perhaps, than Shakspeare's.

In the closing remarks of “Old Mortality,” Scott humorously comments on the ending. His schoolmaster character takes his proofsheets to Miss Martha Buskbody, who is the literary authority in Gandercleugh, having read through all three circulating libraries. Miss Buskbody criticizes the Dominie just as Lady Louisa Stuart used to criticize Sir Walter. “Your idea of leaving out a formal conclusion won’t work!” The Dominie responds, “Really, ma’am, you must know that every narrative gets less interesting as the author reaches the end—just like your tea, which, although excellent hyson, inevitably becomes weaker and more bland in the last cup.” He compares the traditional happy ending to “the sweet lump of half-dissolved sugar” usually found at the bottom of the cup. This topic could be debated, and indeed has been debated, endlessly. In our own lives, it’s likely that most of us have spent a year, a month, or even a week living in a chapter or half a volume of a novel, and those have been our least happy moments. But we’ve also discovered that romance fades away like a ghost, dwindles, ends messily, with no resolution. So the question arises, since art imitates life, shouldn’t novels generally end this way? This experiment has been tried many times, especially by modern writers who do not hide their belief that their art is far superior to Scott’s, or perhaps even to Shakespeare’s.

In his practice, and in his Dominie's critical remarks, Sir Walter appears inclined to agree with them. He was just as well aware as his reviewers, or as Lady Louisa Stuart, that the conclusion of “Rob Roy” is “huddled up,” that the sudden demise of all the young Baldistones is a high-handed measure. He knew that, in real life, Frank and Di Vernon would never have met again after that farewell on the moonlit road. But he yielded to Miss Buskbody's demand for “a glimpse of sunshine in the last chapter;” he understood the human liking for the final lump of sugar. After all, fiction is not, any more than any other art, a mere imitation of life: it is an arrangement, a selection. Scott was too kind, too humane, to disappoint us, the crowd of human beings who find much of our happiness in dreams. He could not keep up his own interest in his characters after he had developed them; he could take pleasure in giving them life,—he had little pleasure in ushering them into an earthly paradise; so that part of his business he did carelessly, as his only rivals in literature have also done it.

In his writing, and in his Dominie's critical comments, Sir Walter seems to agree with them. He was just as aware as his reviewers, or as Lady Louisa Stuart, that the ending of “Rob Roy” feels rushed, and that the sudden death of all the young Baldistones is a bold move. He knew that, in real life, Frank and Di Vernon would never have seen each other again after that goodbye on the moonlit road. But he gave in to Miss Buskbody's request for “a glimpse of sunshine in the last chapter;” he understood that people like a sweet ending. After all, fiction, like any other art, isn't just a copy of life: it's an arrangement, a selection. Scott was too kind, too compassionate, to let us down, the many people who find a lot of our happiness in dreams. He couldn't maintain his own interest in his characters once he had developed them; he enjoyed bringing them to life—but he found little joy in leading them into a perfect world; so he handled that part of his work carelessly, just like his only rivals in literature have done as well.

The critics censured, not unjustly, the “machinery” of the story,—these mysterious “assets” of Osbaldistone and Tresham, whose absence was to precipitate the Rising of 1715. The “Edinburgh Review” lost its heart (Jeffrey's heart was always being lost) to Di Vernon. But it pronounces that “a king with legs of marble, or a youth with an ivory shoulder,” heroes of the “Arabian Nights” and of Pindar, was probable, compared with the wit and accomplishments of Diana. This is hypercriticism. Diana's education, under Rashleigh, had been elaborate; her acquaintance with Shakspeare, her main strength, is unusual in women, but not beyond the limits of belief. Here she is in agreeable contrast to Rose Bradwardine, who had never heard of “Romeo and Juliet.” In any case, Diana compels belief as well as wins affection, while we are fortunate enough to be in her delightful company.

The critics rightly criticized the "machinery" of the story—those mysterious "assets" of Osbaldistone and Tresham, whose absence led to the Rising of 1715. The "Edinburgh Review" lost its heart (Jeffrey's heart was always getting lost) to Di Vernon. But it claims that "a king with legs of marble, or a youth with an ivory shoulder," heroes from the "Arabian Nights" and Pindar, were more likely than the wit and talents of Diana. This is nitpicking. Diana's education, under Rashleigh, was thorough; her familiarity with Shakespeare, which is her main strength, is rare among women but not impossible. She stands in stark contrast to Rose Bradwardine, who had never heard of "Romeo and Juliet." In any case, Diana not only earns our belief but also our affection, while we’re lucky enough to enjoy her delightful company.

As long as we believe in her, it is not of moment to consider whether her charms are incompatible with probability.

As long as we believe in her, it doesn't really matter if her charms are unlikely.

“Rob Roy” was finished in spite of “a very bad touch of the cramp for about three weeks in November, which, with its natural attendants of dulness and, weakness, made me unable to get our matters forward till last week,” says Scott to Constable. “But,” adds the unconquerable author, “I am resting myself here a few days before commencing my new labours, which will be untrodden ground, and, I think, pretty likely to succeed.” The “new labours” were “The Heart of Mid-Lothian.”

“Rob Roy” was completed despite “a really bad case of cramps for about three weeks in November, which, along with the usual issues of dullness and weakness, kept me from advancing our work until last week,” Scott tells Constable. “But,” adds the resilient author, “I’m taking a few days to rest here before starting my new projects, which will be new territory, and I think they’re likely to be successful.” The “new projects” were “The Heart of Mid-Lothian.”

ANDREW LANG.

ANDREW LANG.





ROB ROY





CHAPTER FIRST.

                How have I sinn'd, that this affliction
            Should light so heavy on me? I have no more sons,
                And this no more mine own.—My grand curse
            Hang o'er his head that thus transformed thee!—
                Travel? I'll send my horse to travel next.
                                               Monsieur Thomas.
                How have I sinned, that this suffering
            Should weigh so heavily on me? I have no more sons,
                And this is no longer mine.—My great curse
            Hangs over his head that has changed you!—
                Travel? I'll send my horse to travel next.
                                               Monsieur Thomas.

You have requested me, my dear friend, to bestow some of that leisure, with which Providence has blessed the decline of my life, in registering the hazards and difficulties which attended its commencement. The recollection of those adventures, as you are pleased to term them, has indeed left upon my mind a chequered and varied feeling of pleasure and of pain, mingled, I trust, with no slight gratitude and veneration to the Disposer of human events, who guided my early course through much risk and labour, that the ease with which he has blessed my prolonged life might seem softer from remembrance and contrast. Neither is it possible for me to doubt, what you have often affirmed, that the incidents which befell me among a people singularly primitive in their government and manners, have something interesting and attractive for those who love to hear an old man's stories of a past age.

You've asked me, my dear friend, to spend some of my free time, which fate has granted me in the later years of my life, recounting the challenges and struggles I faced at the beginning. Looking back on those experiences, as you like to call them, fills my mind with a mix of pleasure and pain, blended, I hope, with a fair amount of gratitude and respect for the one who oversees human affairs, who guided my early journey through many risks and hardships, so that the comfort of my longer life might seem even sweeter by comparison. I also can't doubt what you've often said, that the events I encountered among a people with such simple governance and ways have a certain charm and appeal for those who enjoy listening to an old man's tales from a bygone era.

Still, however, you must remember, that the tale told by one friend, and listened to by another, loses half its charms when committed to paper; and that the narratives to which you have attended with interest, as heard from the voice of him to whom they occurred, will appear less deserving of attention when perused in the seclusion of your study. But your greener age and robust constitution promise longer life than will, in all human probability, be the lot of your friend. Throw, then, these sheets into some secret drawer of your escritoire till we are separated from each other's society by an event which may happen at any moment, and which must happen within the course of a few—a very few years. When we are parted in this world, to meet, I hope, in a better, you will, I am well aware, cherish more than it deserves the memory of your departed friend, and will find in those details which I am now to commit to paper, matter for melancholy, but not unpleasing reflection. Others bequeath to the confidants of their bosom portraits of their external features—I put into your hands a faithful transcript of my thoughts and feelings, of my virtues and of my failings, with the assured hope, that the follies and headstrong impetuosity of my youth will meet the same kind construction and forgiveness which have so often attended the faults of my matured age.

Still, you have to remember that a story shared by one friend and listened to by another loses half its magic when it's written down. The tales you listened to with interest, as they were told by the person who experienced them, will seem less appealing when read alone in your study. But your younger years and strong health suggest you'll live longer than your friend, which is probably true. So, tuck these pages away in a private drawer of your desk until a time comes when we are separated by something that could happen at any moment and will definitely happen within just a few—very few—years. When we are apart in this world, hoping to meet again in a better one, I know you will cherish the memory of me more than it deserves, and you will find in these details I’m about to write down both sad and not entirely unpleasant reflections. While others leave their close friends pictures of their outward appearance, I offer you an honest account of my thoughts and feelings, my strengths and weaknesses, hoping that the mistakes and reckless impulsiveness of my youth will be viewed with the same kindness and understanding that have often surrounded the faults of my adulthood.

One advantage, among the many, of addressing my Memoirs (if I may give these sheets a name so imposing) to a dear and intimate friend, is, that I may spare some of the details, in this case unnecessary, with which I must needs have detained a stranger from what I have to say of greater interest. Why should I bestow all my tediousness upon you, because I have you in my power, and have ink, paper, and time before me? At the same time, I dare not promise that I may not abuse the opportunity so temptingly offered me, to treat of myself and my own concerns, even though I speak of circumstances as well known to you as to myself. The seductive love of narrative, when we ourselves are the heroes of the events which we tell, often disregards the attention due to the time and patience of the audience, and the best and wisest have yielded to its fascination. I need only remind you of the singular instance evinced by the form of that rare and original edition of Sully's Memoirs, which you (with the fond vanity of a book-collector) insist upon preferring to that which is reduced to the useful and ordinary form of Memoirs, but which I think curious, solely as illustrating how far so great a man as the author was accessible to the foible of self-importance. If I recollect rightly, that venerable peer and great statesman had appointed no fewer than four gentlemen of his household to draw up the events of his life, under the title of Memorials of the Sage and Royal Affairs of State, Domestic, Political, and Military, transacted by Henry IV., and so forth. These grave recorders, having made their compilation, reduced the Memoirs containing all the remarkable events of their master's life into a narrative, addressed to himself in propria persona. And thus, instead of telling his own story, in the third person, like Julius Caesar, or in the first person, like most who, in the hall, or the study, undertake to be the heroes of their own tale, Sully enjoyed the refined, though whimsical pleasure, of having the events of his life told over to him by his secretaries, being himself the auditor, as he was also the hero, and probably the author, of the whole book. It must have been a great sight to have seen the ex-minister, as bolt upright as a starched ruff and laced cassock could make him, seated in state beneath his canopy, and listening to the recitation of his compilers, while, standing bare in his presence, they informed him gravely, “Thus said the duke—so did the duke infer—such were your grace's sentiments upon this important point—such were your secret counsels to the king on that other emergency,”—circumstances, all of which must have been much better known to their hearer than to themselves, and most of which could only be derived from his own special communication.

One advantage, among many, of writing my Memoirs (if I can call these pages something so grand) to a dear and close friend is that I can skip some details that would be unnecessary for you, which would have bored a stranger. Why should I dump all my tediousness on you just because I can and have ink, paper, and time? At the same time, I can’t promise I won’t take advantage of this tempting opportunity to talk about myself and my own affairs, even if I’m discussing things you know just as well as I do. The enticing desire to tell stories, especially when we’re the heroes of those stories, often overlooks the audience’s time and patience, and even the best and wisest have fallen for it. I only need to remind you of the unique example evident in that rare and original edition of Sully's Memoirs, which you fancy over the more practical version, though I find it interesting simply because it shows how even such a great man as the author was prone to the flaw of self-importance. If I remember correctly, that esteemed nobleman and statesman had appointed no fewer than four members of his household to compile the events of his life under the title of Memorials of the Sage and Royal Affairs of State, Domestic, Political, and Military, involving Henry IV., and so on. These serious recorders, after compiling their work, created the Memoirs containing all the notable events of their master’s life in a narrative addressed to him in propria persona. So instead of telling his own story in the third person like Julius Caesar, or in the first person like most who take the lead in their own tales, Sully enjoyed the refined yet quirky pleasure of having the events of his life recounted to him by his secretaries, being both the listener and the hero, and probably the author, of the whole book. It must have been quite a sight to see the former minister, as straight as a starched ruff and laced cassock could make him, seated regally under his canopy, listening to his compilers, who stood bare in his presence, gravely informing him, “Thus said the duke—so did the duke infer—such were your grace's sentiments on this important point—such were your secret counsels to the king in that situation,” all things that their listener knew much better than they did, and most of which could only have come from his own previous discussions.

My situation is not quite so ludicrous as that of the great Sully, and yet there would be something whimsical in Frank Osbaldistone giving Will Tresham a formal account of his birth, education, and connections in the world. I will, therefore, wrestle with the tempting spirit of P. P., Clerk of our Parish, as I best may, and endeavour to tell you nothing that is familiar to you already. Some things, however, I must recall to your memory, because, though formerly well known to you, they may have been forgotten through lapse of time, and they afford the ground-work of my destiny.

My situation isn't quite as ridiculous as that of the great Sully, but it's still a bit silly for Frank Osbaldistone to give Will Tresham a formal account of his birth, education, and connections in the world. So, I’ll do my best to resist the tempting spirit of P. P., Clerk of our Parish, and try to share with you only what you don’t already know. However, there are some things I need to remind you of, because even though you used to know them well, they may have been forgotten over time, and they form the foundation of my destiny.

You must remember my father well; for, as your own was a member of the mercantile house, you knew him from infancy. Yet you hardly saw him in his best days, before age and infirmity had quenched his ardent spirit of enterprise and speculation. He would have been a poorer man, indeed, but perhaps as happy, had he devoted to the extension of science those active energies, and acute powers of observation, for which commercial pursuits found occupation. Yet, in the fluctuations of mercantile speculation, there is something captivating to the adventurer, even independent of the hope of gain. He who embarks on that fickle sea, requires to possess the skill of the pilot and the fortitude of the navigator, and after all may be wrecked and lost, unless the gales of fortune breathe in his favour. This mixture of necessary attention and inevitable hazard,—the frequent and awful uncertainty whether prudence shall overcome fortune, or fortune baffle the schemes of prudence, affords full occupation for the powers, as well as for the feelings of the mind, and trade has all the fascination of gambling without its moral guilt.

You must remember my father well; since your own was part of the mercantile house, you knew him since childhood. Yet you barely saw him in his prime, before age and illness dimmed his enthusiastic spirit for business and speculation. He would have been a poorer man, for sure, but perhaps just as happy, if he had directed his energy and keen observational skills towards advancing science instead of commercial pursuits. Still, there’s something enticing about the ups and downs of trading—even beyond the hope for profit. Anyone who ventures into that unpredictable market needs to have the skill of a pilot and the resilience of a navigator, and yet, they might still end up shipwrecked unless the winds of fortune blow their way. This blend of required focus and unavoidable risk—the constant and terrifying uncertainty of whether caution will win over chance, or chance will undermine caution—fully engages both the mind's capabilities and emotions. Trade carries all the excitement of gambling without the moral implications.

Early in the 18th century, when I (Heaven help me) was a youth of some twenty years old, I was summoned suddenly from Bourdeaux to attend my father on business of importance. I shall never forget our first interview. You recollect the brief, abrupt, and somewhat stern mode in which he was wont to communicate his pleasure to those around him. Methinks I see him even now in my mind's eye;—the firm and upright figure,—the step, quick and determined,—the eye, which shot so keen and so penetrating a glance,—the features, on which care had already planted wrinkles,—and hear his language, in which he never wasted word in vain, expressed in a voice which had sometimes an occasional harshness, far from the intention of the speaker.

In the early 18th century, when I—God help me—was about twenty years old, I was unexpectedly called from Bordeaux to meet my father for an important matter. I'll never forget our first meeting. You remember how brief, abrupt, and somewhat serious he was when communicating with those around him. I can still picture him clearly: his strong, upright figure, his quick and determined step, his piercing gaze, the lines of care etched on his face, and his words, never wasted on useless chatter, delivered in a voice that sometimes had an unintended harshness.

When I dismounted from my post-horse, I hastened to my father's apartment. He was traversing it with an air of composed and steady deliberation, which even my arrival, although an only son unseen for four years, was unable to discompose. I threw myself into his arms. He was a kind, though not a fond father, and the tear twinkled in his dark eye, but it was only for a moment.

When I got off my horse, I rushed to my father's room. He was pacing it with a calm and steady determination that even my arrival, as his only son who he hadn't seen in four years, couldn't shake. I threw myself into his arms. He was a caring, though not overly affectionate, father, and a tear sparkled in his dark eye, but it lasted only for a moment.

“Dubourg writes to me that he is satisfied with you, Frank.”

“Dubourg told me that he is happy with you, Frank.”

“I am happy, sir”—

"I'm happy, sir."

“But I have less reason to be so” he added, sitting down at his bureau.

“But I have less reason to feel that way,” he added, sitting down at his desk.

“I am sorry, sir”—

“I'm sorry, sir”—

“Sorry and happy, Frank, are words that, on most occasions, signify little or nothing—Here is your last letter.”

“Sorry and happy, Frank, are words that, in most cases, mean very little or nothing—Here is your last letter.”

He took it out from a number of others tied up in a parcel of red tape, and curiously labelled and filed. There lay my poor epistle, written on the subject the nearest to my heart at the time, and couched in words which I had thought would work compassion if not conviction,—there, I say, it lay, squeezed up among the letters on miscellaneous business in which my father's daily affairs had engaged him. I cannot help smiling internally when I recollect the mixture of hurt vanity, and wounded feeling, with which I regarded my remonstrance, to the penning of which there had gone, I promise you, some trouble, as I beheld it extracted from amongst letters of advice, of credit, and all the commonplace lumber, as I then thought them, of a merchant's correspondence. Surely, thought I, a letter of such importance (I dared not say, even to myself, so well written) deserved a separate place, as well as more anxious consideration, than those on the ordinary business of the counting-house.

He pulled it out from a bunch of others bundled up in red tape, all labeled and organized. There lay my poor letter, written about the topic closest to my heart at the time, in words I thought would inspire sympathy if not belief—there it was, squeezed in among the letters about the random business that filled my father's daily life. I can't help but smile inside when I think of the mix of hurt pride and emotional sting I felt looking at my letter of protest, which I promise you took some effort to write, as I watched it get pulled from the pile of letters containing advice, credit, and all the boring stuff that I then saw as the usual clutter of a merchant's correspondence. Surely, I thought, a letter of such significance (I wouldn’t even dare to say, even to myself, so well written) deserved a special spot, as well as more serious attention, than the routine business of the office.

But my father did not observe my dissatisfaction, and would not have minded it if he had. He proceeded, with the letter in his hand. “This, Frank, is yours of the 21st ultimo, in which you advise me (reading from my letter), that in the most important business of forming a plan, and adopting a profession for life, you trust my paternal goodness will hold you entitled to at least a negative voice; that you have insuperable—ay, insuperable is the word—I wish, by the way, you would write a more distinct current hand—draw a score through the tops of your t's, and open the loops of your l's—insuperable objections to the arrangements which I have proposed to you. There is much more to the same effect, occupying four good pages of paper, which a little attention to perspicuity and distinctness of expression might have comprised within as many lines. For, after all, Frank, it amounts but to this, that you will not do as I would have you.”

But my father didn't notice my dissatisfaction, and he wouldn't have cared if he did. He continued, holding the letter in his hand. “This, Frank, is your letter from the 21st of last month, where you tell me (reading from my letter) that in the important task of making a plan and choosing a career for life, you trust my fatherly kindness will at least give you a say; that you have insurmountable—yes, insurmountable is the word—I wish, by the way, you would write more legibly—cross the tops of your t's and open the loops of your l's—insurmountable objections to the arrangements I've suggested. There's a lot more of the same sentiment, filling four full pages of paper, which a bit more thought on clarity and neatness could have condensed into just a few lines. Because, really, Frank, it comes down to this: you won’t do what I want you to.”

“That I cannot, sir, in the present instance, not that I will not.”

"That I cannot, sir, in this situation, not that I will not."

“Words avail very little with me, young man,” said my father, whose inflexibility always possessed the air of the most perfect calmness of self-possession. “Can not may be a more civil phrase than will not, but the expressions are synonymous where there is no moral impossibility. But I am not a friend to doing business hastily; we will talk this matter over after dinner.—Owen!”

“Words mean very little to me, young man,” said my father, whose stubbornness always had an aura of complete calm and self-control. “Cannot may sound nicer than will not, but they mean the same thing when there’s no moral impossibility. However, I’m not in favor of rushing things; we’ll discuss this after dinner.—Owen!”

Owen appeared, not with the silver locks which you were used to venerate, for he was then little more than fifty; but he had the same, or an exactly similar uniform suit of light-brown clothes,—the same pearl-grey silk stockings,—the same stock, with its silver buckle,—the same plaited cambric ruffles, drawn down over his knuckles in the parlour, but in the counting-house carefully folded back under the sleeves, that they might remain unstained by the ink which he daily consumed;—in a word, the same grave, formal, yet benevolent cast of features, which continued to his death to distinguish the head clerk of the great house of Osbaldistone and Tresham.

Owen showed up, not with the silver hair that you were used to admiring, since he was barely over fifty, but he was dressed in the same or a very similar light-brown suit, the same pearl-gray silk stockings, the same cravat with its silver buckle, and the same pleated cambric ruffles that hung loosely over his knuckles in the sitting room but were neatly folded back under his sleeves in the office to keep them from getting stained by the ink he dealt with daily. In short, he had the same serious, formal, yet kind expression that continued to define the head clerk of the prestigious Osbaldistone and Tresham firm until his death.

“Owen,” said my father, as the kind old man shook me affectionately by the hand, “you must dine with us to-day, and hear the news Frank has brought us from our friends in Bourdeaux.”

“Owen,” my father said, shaking my hand warmly, “you have to join us for dinner today and hear the news Frank brought back from our friends in Bordeaux.”

Owen made one of his stiff bows of respectful gratitude; for, in those days, when the distance between superiors and inferiors was enforced in a manner to which the present times are strangers, such an invitation was a favour of some little consequence.

Owen made one of his stiff bows of respectful gratitude; for, in those days, when the gap between superiors and inferiors was enforced in a way that's unfamiliar today, such an invitation was a favor of some significance.

I shall long remember that dinner-party. Deeply affected by feelings of anxiety, not unmingled with displeasure, I was unable to take that active share in the conversation which my father seemed to expect from me; and I too frequently gave unsatisfactory answers to the questions with which he assailed me. Owen, hovering betwixt his respect for his patron, and his love for the youth he had dandled on his knee in childhood, like the timorous, yet anxious ally of an invaded nation, endeavoured at every blunder I made to explain my no-meaning, and to cover my retreat; manoeuvres which added to my father's pettish displeasure, and brought a share of it upon my kind advocate, instead of protecting me. I had not, while residing in the house of Dubourg, absolutely conducted myself like

I will always remember that dinner party. Overwhelmed with anxiety and some displeasure, I couldn’t engage in the conversation the way my father expected me to; too often, I gave vague answers to his inquiries. Owen, caught between his respect for his boss and his affection for the boy he had cared for in childhood, was like a nervous yet concerned ally of a country under attack, trying to explain away my awkwardness and help me save face; these efforts only made my father more irritable and put some of that irritation on my kind supporter instead of shielding me. During my time at Dubourg's house, I hadn't behaved like

             A clerk condemn'd his father's soul to cross,
             Who penn'd a stanza when he should engross;—
             A clerk sentenced his father's soul to wander,             
             Who wrote a line when he should’ve copied;—

but, to say truth, I had frequented the counting-house no more than I had thought absolutely necessary to secure the good report of the Frenchman, long a correspondent of our firm, to whom my father had trusted for initiating me into the mysteries of commerce. In fact, my principal attention had been dedicated to literature and manly exercises. My father did not altogether discourage such acquirements, whether mental or personal. He had too much good sense not to perceive, that they sate gracefully upon every man, and he was sensible that they relieved and dignified the character to which he wished me to aspire. But his chief ambition was, that I should succeed not merely to his fortune, but to the views and plans by which he imagined he could extend and perpetuate the wealthy inheritance which he designed for me.

But honestly, I had only visited the office as much as I felt was necessary to maintain a good impression with the Frenchman, who had been a correspondent for our firm for a long time and whom my father relied on to teach me the ins and outs of business. In reality, I had focused mostly on literature and physical activities. My father didn’t completely discourage these pursuits, whether intellectual or personal. He was wise enough to realize that they added an attractive quality to any man, and he understood that they enhanced and elevated the character he wanted me to develop. However, his main goal was for me to succeed not just in inheriting his wealth but also in carrying on the vision and plans he believed would allow me to grow and secure the prosperous legacy he envisioned for me.

Love of his profession was the motive which he chose should be most ostensible, when he urged me to tread the same path; but he had others with which I only became acquainted at a later period. Impetuous in his schemes, as well as skilful and daring, each new adventure, when successful, became at once the incentive, and furnished the means, for farther speculation. It seemed to be necessary to him, as to an ambitious conqueror, to push on from achievement to achievement, without stopping to secure, far less to enjoy, the acquisitions which he made. Accustomed to see his whole fortune trembling in the scales of chance, and dexterous at adopting expedients for casting the balance in his favour, his health and spirits and activity seemed ever to increase with the animating hazards on which he staked his wealth; and he resembled a sailor, accustomed to brave the billows and the foe, whose confidence rises on the eve of tempest or of battle. He was not, however, insensible to the changes which increasing age or supervening malady might make in his own constitution; and was anxious in good time to secure in me an assistant, who might take the helm when his hand grew weary, and keep the vessel's way according to his counsel and instruction. Paternal affection, as well as the furtherance of his own plans, determined him to the same conclusion. Your father, though his fortune was vested in the house, was only a sleeping partner, as the commercial phrase goes; and Owen, whose probity and skill in the details of arithmetic rendered his services invaluable as a head clerk, was not possessed either of information or talents sufficient to conduct the mysteries of the principal management. If my father were suddenly summoned from life, what would become of the world of schemes which he had formed, unless his son were moulded into a commercial Hercules, fit to sustain the weight when relinquished by the falling Atlas? and what would become of that son himself, if, a stranger to business of this description, he found himself at once involved in the labyrinth of mercantile concerns, without the clew of knowledge necessary for his extraction? For all these reasons, avowed and secret, my father was determined I should embrace his profession; and when he was determined, the resolution of no man was more immovable. I, however, was also a party to be consulted, and, with something of his own pertinacity, I had formed a determination precisely contrary. It may, I hope, be some palliative for the resistance which, on this occasion, I offered to my father's wishes, that I did not fully understand upon what they were founded, or how deeply his happiness was involved in them. Imagining myself certain of a large succession in future, and ample maintenance in the meanwhile, it never occurred to me that it might be necessary, in order to secure these blessings, to submit to labour and limitations unpleasant to my taste and temper. I only saw in my father's proposal for my engaging in business, a desire that I should add to those heaps of wealth which he had himself acquired; and imagining myself the best judge of the path to my own happiness, I did not conceive that I should increase that happiness by augmenting a fortune which I believed was already sufficient, and more than sufficient, for every use, comfort, and elegant enjoyment.

His love for his profession was the main reason he encouraged me to follow the same path, but there were other motives I discovered later on. He was impulsive in his plans, as well as skilled and bold; each successful adventure inspired him to pursue even more, providing the means for further speculation. It was essential for him, like an ambitious conqueror, to move from one achievement to the next without pausing to secure, let alone enjoy, what he had gained. Used to having his entire fortune hanging in the balance, and adept at finding ways to sway the odds in his favor, his health, spirit, and energy seemed to thrive on the exciting risks he took with his wealth. He resembled a sailor familiar with braving the waves and the enemy, whose confidence grows on the brink of a storm or battle. However, he was not blind to the changes that age or illness could bring to his own health, and he wanted to ensure he trained someone to take the lead when he grew tired, to steer the ship according to his guidance. His paternal affection, alongside his desire to further his plans, led him to this conclusion. Your father, although his fortune was invested in the business, was merely a sleeping partner, as the commercial term goes; and Owen, whose honesty and skills in arithmetic made him invaluable as a head clerk, lacked the knowledge and abilities to manage the core operations. If my father were unexpectedly taken from us, what would happen to the elaborate plans he had made, unless I could be transformed into a commercial powerhouse capable of bearing the load once the falling Atlas stepped aside? And what would happen to me if, unfamiliar with this type of business, I suddenly found myself stuck in the complicated world of commerce without the necessary knowledge to navigate it? For all these reasons, both open and hidden, my father was set on me taking up his profession; and when he made a decision, no one could change his mind. However, I had my own views to consider, and, with some of his own stubbornness, I had made a decision that was completely the opposite. I hope it offers some comfort for the resistance I showed against my father's wishes that I didn’t fully grasp how much they were rooted in his own happiness. Thinking I was certain of a large inheritance in the future, and having enough support in the meantime, it never struck me that to secure these blessings, I would need to endure labor and limitations that didn’t sit well with my tastes or temperament. I only saw my father's proposal for me to get involved in business as a wish for me to add to the wealth he had already built, and believing I was the best judge of my own happiness, I didn’t think that augmenting a fortune I assumed to be more than enough for all needs, comfort, and enjoyment would actually contribute to my happiness.

Accordingly, I am compelled to repeat, that my time at Bourdeaux had not been spent as my father had proposed to himself. What he considered as the chief end of my residence in that city, I had postponed for every other, and would (had I dared) have neglected altogether. Dubourg, a favoured and benefited correspondent of our mercantile house, was too much of a shrewd politician to make such reports to the head of the firm concerning his only child, as would excite the displeasure of both; and he might also, as you will presently hear, have views of selfish advantage in suffering me to neglect the purposes for which I was placed under his charge. My conduct was regulated by the bounds of decency and good order, and thus far he had no evil report to make, supposing him so disposed; but, perhaps, the crafty Frenchman would have been equally complaisant, had I been in the habit of indulging worse feelings than those of indolence and aversion to mercantile business. As it was, while I gave a decent portion of my time to the commercial studies he recommended, he was by no means envious of the hours which I dedicated to other and more classical attainments, nor did he ever find fault with me for dwelling upon Corneille and Boileau, in preference to Postlethwayte (supposing his folio to have then existed, and Monsieur Dubourg able to have pronounced his name), or Savary, or any other writer on commercial economy. He had picked up somewhere a convenient expression, with which he rounded off every letter to his correspondent,—“I was all,” he said, “that a father could wish.”

I have to say again that my time in Bordeaux didn't go the way my father hoped. What he saw as the main reason for my stay in that city, I put off for everything else and would have disregarded completely if I had the courage. Dubourg, a favored and invested contact of our business, was too smart to report anything to our firm's head that would upset either of them; he also had his own selfish reasons for letting me ignore the original purpose for which I was put under his care. My behavior was kept within the limits of decency and order, so far he had no negative reports to make, assuming he wanted to. But perhaps the cunning Frenchman would have been just as accommodating if I had been indulging in worse habits than mere laziness and a dislike for business matters. As it turned out, while I spent a reasonable amount of time on the commercial studies he suggested, he wasn't at all bothered by the hours I devoted to other, more classical studies, nor did he ever criticize me for focusing on Corneille and Boileau instead of Postlethwayte (assuming his book existed then and Monsieur Dubourg could have pronounced his name), or Savary, or any other writer on business economics. He had picked up some convenient phrase that he used to end every letter to his contact—“I was all,” he said, “that a father could wish.”

My father never quarrelled with a phrase, however frequently repeated, provided it seemed to him distinct and expressive; and Addison himself could not have found expressions so satisfactory to him as, “Yours received, and duly honoured the bills enclosed, as per margin.”

My father never argued with a phrase, no matter how often it was repeated, as long as it seemed clear and meaningful to him; even Addison himself couldn't have found phrases more satisfying than, "I received yours and have honored the enclosed bills as noted."

Knowing, therefore, very well what he desired me to, be, Mr. Osbaldistone made no doubt, from the frequent repetition of Dubourg's favourite phrase, that I was the very thing he wished to see me; when, in an evil hour, he received my letter, containing my eloquent and detailed apology for declining a place in the firm, and a desk and stool in the corner of the dark counting-house in Crane Alley, surmounting in height those of Owen, and the other clerks, and only inferior to the tripod of my father himself. All was wrong from that moment. Dubourg's reports became as suspicious as if his bills had been noted for dishonour. I was summoned home in all haste, and received in the manner I have already communicated to you.

Knowing very well what he wanted me to be, Mr. Osbaldistone had no doubt, due to the frequent use of Dubourg's favorite phrase, that I was exactly what he wanted to see. However, at a bad moment, he received my letter, which contained my heartfelt and detailed apology for turning down a position in the firm, along with a desk and stool in the corner of the dark counting-house in Crane Alley, taller than those of Owen and the other clerks, and only shorter than my father's own. Everything went wrong from that point on. Dubourg's reports became as suspect as if his bills had been marked for non-payment. I was summoned home in a hurry and received in the way I've already told you.





CHAPTER SECOND.

     I begin shrewdly to suspect the young man of a terrible
     taint—Poetry; with which idle disease if he be infected,
     there's no hope of him in astate course. Actum est of him
     for a commonwealth's man, if he goto't in rhyme once.
                                        Ben Jonson's Bartholomew Fair.
     I’m starting to suspect that the young man has a serious flaw—Poetry; if he’s caught up in that pointless obsession, there’s no chance for him in a decent career. It’s all over for him as a contributing member of society if he starts doing things in rhyme.  
                                        Ben Jonson's Bartholomew Fair.

My father had, generally speaking, his temper under complete self-command, and his anger rarely indicated itself by words, except in a sort of dry testy manner, to those who had displeased him. He never used threats, or expressions of loud resentment. All was arranged with him on system, and it was his practice to do “the needful” on every occasion, without wasting words about it. It was, therefore, with a bitter smile that he listened to my imperfect answers concerning the state of commerce in France, and unmercifully permitted me to involve myself deeper and deeper in the mysteries of agio, tariffs, tare and tret; nor can I charge my memory with his having looked positively angry, until he found me unable to explain the exact effect which the depreciation of the louis d'or had produced on the negotiation of bills of exchange. “The most remarkable national occurrence in my time,” said my father (who nevertheless had seen the Revolution)—“and he knows no more of it than a post on the quay!”

My father generally kept his temper completely in check, and his anger rarely showed through words, except in a dry, grumpy way to those who displeased him. He never used threats or expressed loud resentment. Everything was organized with him, and he would "do what needed to be done" without wasting words about it. So, he listened with a bitter smile to my shaky answers about the state of commerce in France, allowing me to get more and more tangled in the complexities of agio, tariffs, tare, and tret. I can't remember him looking truly angry until he realized I couldn't explain the exact impact that the depreciation of the louis d'or had on the negotiation of bills of exchange. "The most remarkable national event in my time," my father said (even though he had lived through the Revolution)—"and he knows no more about it than a post on the quay!"

“Mr. Francis,” suggested Owen, in his timid and conciliatory manner, “cannot have forgotten, that by an arret of the King of France, dated 1st May 1700, it was provided that the porteur, within ten days after due, must make demand”—

“Mr. Francis,” suggested Owen, in his timid and conciliatory manner, “can't have forgotten that by an arret of the King of France, dated May 1, 1700, it was stated that the porteur, within ten days after it's due, must make a demand”—

“Mr. Francis,” said my father, interrupting him, “will, I dare say, recollect for the moment anything you are so kind as hint to him. But, body o' me! how Dubourg could permit him! Hark ye, Owen, what sort of a youth is Clement Dubourg, his nephew there, in the office, the black-haired lad?”

“Mr. Francis,” my father said, interrupting him, “I’m sure he can remember anything you’re being nice enough to hint at. But, good heavens! How could Dubourg allow this? Listen, Owen, what kind of young guy is Clement Dubourg, his nephew, in the office, the one with the black hair?”

“One of the cleverest clerks, sir, in the house; a prodigious young man for his time,” answered Owen; for the gaiety and civility of the young Frenchman had won his heart.

“One of the smartest clerks, sir, in the house; an impressive young man for his time,” replied Owen; for the cheerfulness and politeness of the young Frenchman had captured his heart.

“Ay, ay, I suppose he knows something of the nature of exchange. Dubourg was determined I should have one youngster at least about my hand who understood business. But I see his drift, and he shall find that I do so when he looks at the balance-sheet. Owen, let Clement's salary be paid up to next quarter-day, and let him ship himself back to Bourdeaux in his father's ship, which is clearing out yonder.”

“Yeah, I guess he knows a bit about how trade works. Dubourg was set on making sure I had at least one young person around me who understood business. But I see what he’s getting at, and he’ll realize I do too when he checks the balance sheet. Owen, make sure Clement’s salary is paid up to the next quarter-day, and let him catch a ride back to Bordeaux on his father’s ship, which is leaving from over there.”

“Dismiss Clement Dubourg, sir?” said Owen, with a faltering voice.

“Dismiss Clement Dubourg, sir?” Owen asked, his voice shaking.

“Yes, sir, dismiss him instantly; it is enough to have a stupid Englishman in the counting-house to make blunders, without keeping a sharp Frenchman there to profit by them.”

“Yes, sir, fire him immediately; it’s bad enough to have a clueless Englishman in the office making mistakes, without having a clever Frenchman around to take advantage of them.”

I had lived long enough in the territories of the Grand Monarque to contract a hearty aversion to arbitrary exertion of authority, even if it had not been instilled into me with my earliest breeding; and I could not refrain from interposing, to prevent an innocent and meritorious young man from paying the penalty of having acquired that proficiency which my father had desired for me.

I had lived long enough in the lands of the Grand Monarque to develop a strong dislike for the arbitrary use of authority, even if it hadn't been drilled into me since my earliest years; and I couldn't help but step in to stop an innocent and deserving young man from suffering for having gained the skills that my father had wanted for me.

“I beg pardon, sir,” when Mr. Osbaldistone had done speaking; “but I think it but just, that if I have been negligent of my studies, I should pay the forfeit myself. I have no reason to charge Monsieur Dubourg with having neglected to give me opportunities of improvement, however little I may have profited by them; and with respect to Monsieur Clement Dubourg”—

“I’m sorry, sir,” when Mr. Osbaldistone had finished speaking; “but I believe it's only fair that if I have been careless with my studies, I should face the consequences myself. I have no reason to blame Monsieur Dubourg for not giving me chances to improve, no matter how little I may have taken advantage of them; and regarding Monsieur Clement Dubourg—”

“With respect to him, and to you, I shall take the measures which I see needful,” replied my father; “but it is fair in you, Frank, to take your own blame on your own shoulders—very fair, that cannot be denied.—I cannot acquit old Dubourg,” he said, looking to Owen, “for having merely afforded Frank the means of useful knowledge, without either seeing that he took advantage of them or reporting to me if he did not. You see, Owen, he has natural notions of equity becoming a British merchant.”

"Regarding him and you, I'll take the necessary actions," my father replied. "But it's only fair, Frank, that you take the blame yourself—it's very fair, and that's undeniable. I can't let old Dubourg off the hook," he said, looking at Owen, "for only providing Frank with the resources for useful knowledge without making sure he actually used them or telling me if he didn't. You see, Owen, he has a natural sense of fairness typical of a British merchant."

“Mr. Francis,” said the head-clerk, with his usual formal inclination of the head, and a slight elevation of his right hand, which he had acquired by a habit of sticking his pen behind his ear before he spoke—“Mr. Francis seems to understand the fundamental principle of all moral accounting, the great ethic rule of three. Let A do to B, as he would have B do to him; the product will give the rule of conduct required.”

“Mr. Francis,” said the head clerk, tilting his head as he usually did and raising his right hand slightly, a gesture he picked up from the habit of tucking his pen behind his ear before speaking—“Mr. Francis seems to grasp the basic principle of all moral accounting, the important ethical rule of three. Let A treat B as he would want B to treat him; the outcome will provide the conduct guideline needed.”

My father smiled at this reduction of the golden rule to arithmetical form, but instantly proceeded.

My father smiled at this simplification of the golden rule into mathematical terms, but immediately moved on.

“All this signifies nothing, Frank; you have been throwing away your time like a boy, and in future you must learn to live like a man. I shall put you under Owen's care for a few months, to recover the lost ground.”

“All this means nothing, Frank; you’ve been wasting your time like a kid, and moving forward, you need to learn to live like an adult. I’m going to put you under Owen’s care for a few months, to make up for what you’ve missed.”

I was about to reply, but Owen looked at me with such a supplicatory and warning gesture, that I was involuntarily silent.

I was about to respond, but Owen gave me such a pleading and cautioning look that I couldn't help but stay quiet.

“We will then,” continued my father, “resume the subject of mine of the 1st ultimo, to which you sent me an answer which was unadvised and unsatisfactory. So now, fill your glass, and push the bottle to Owen.”

"We will then," my father continued, "go back to the topic from the 1st of last month, to which you replied in a way that was thoughtless and not helpful. So now, pour yourself a drink, and pass the bottle to Owen."

Want of courage—of audacity if you will—was never my failing. I answered firmly, “I was sorry that my letter was unsatisfactory, unadvised it was not; for I had given the proposal his goodness had made me, my instant and anxious attention, and it was with no small pain that I found myself obliged to decline it.”

Lacking courage—daring, if you prefer—was never my issue. I replied confidently, “I regret that my letter was unsatisfactory, but it wasn’t thoughtless; I had given the proposal he kindly made me my full and serious attention, and it was with no small regret that I found myself having to decline it.”

My father bent his keen eye for a moment on me, and instantly withdrew it. As he made no answer, I thought myself obliged to proceed, though with some hesitation, and he only interrupted me by monosyllables.—“It is impossible, sir, for me to have higher respect for any character than I have for the commercial, even were it not yours.”

My father glanced at me for a moment, then quickly looked away. Since he didn't respond, I felt the need to continue, though I was a bit unsure, and he only responded with short replies. — "I can't have more respect for any character than I do for someone in business, even if it wasn't you."

“Indeed!”

"Absolutely!"

“It connects nation with nation, relieves the wants, and contributes to the wealth of all; and is to the general commonwealth of the civilised world what the daily intercourse of ordinary life is to private society, or rather, what air and food are to our bodies.”

“It connects countries, meets needs, and adds to the wealth of everyone; it serves the overall well-being of the civilized world like daily interactions do in private life, or rather, like air and food do for our bodies.”

“Well, sir?”

"What's up, sir?"

“And yet, sir, I find myself compelled to persist in declining to adopt a character which I am so ill qualified to support.”

“And yet, sir, I feel I must continue to refuse to take on a role that I am so poorly suited for.”

“I will take care that you acquire the qualifications necessary. You are no longer the guest and pupil of Dubourg.”

“I will make sure you get the necessary qualifications. You’re no longer Dubourg's guest or student.”

“But, my dear sir, it is no defect of teaching which I plead, but my own inability to profit by instruction.”

“But, my dear sir, it isn’t a flaw in teaching that I’m talking about, but my own inability to benefit from the lessons.”

“Nonsense.—Have you kept your journal in the terms I desired?”

“Nonsense.—Have you been keeping your journal the way I asked?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Be pleased to bring it here.”

“Please bring it over here.”

The volume thus required was a sort of commonplace book, kept by my father's recommendation, in which I had been directed to enter notes of the miscellaneous information which I had acquired in the course of my studies. Foreseeing that he would demand inspection of this record, I had been attentive to transcribe such particulars of information as he would most likely be pleased with, but too often the pen had discharged the task without much correspondence with the head. And it had also happened, that, the book being the receptacle nearest to my hand, I had occasionally jotted down memoranda which had little regard to traffic. I now put it into my father's hand, devoutly hoping he might light on nothing that would increase his displeasure against me. Owen's face, which had looked something blank when the question was put, cleared up at my ready answer, and wore a smile of hope, when I brought from my apartment, and placed before my father, a commercial-looking volume, rather broader than it was long, having brazen clasps and a binding of rough calf. This looked business-like, and was encouraging to my benevolent well-wisher. But he actually smiled with pleasure as he heard my father run over some part of the contents, muttering his critical remarks as he went on.

The volume I needed was basically a notebook, as my father suggested, where I was supposed to write down notes of the random information I had gathered during my studies. Anticipating that he would want to see this record, I made sure to carefully write down the details I thought he would find impressive, but too often, the pen scribbled without much alignment with my thoughts. It also turned out that, since this book was the closest at hand, I'd sometimes noted down reminders that had little relevance. I now handed it to my father, hoping he wouldn’t find anything that would make him more upset with me. Owen's expression, which had seemed a bit blank when the question was asked, brightened at my quick response and showed a hopeful smile when I brought out a business-like book from my room and placed it in front of my father. It was a bit wider than it was long, had brass clasps, and a rough leather binding. This looked professional and was encouraging to my kind supporter. But he actually smiled with satisfaction as he listened to my father skim through some parts of the contents, mumbling his critical comments as he continued.

—Brandies—Barils and barricants, also tonneaux.—At Nantz 29—Velles to the barique at Cognac and Rochelle 27—At Bourdeaux 32—Very right, Frank—Duties on tonnage and custom-house, see Saxby's Tables—That's not well; you should have transcribed the passage; it fixes the thing in the memory—Reports outward and inward—Corn debentures—Over-sea Cockets—Linens—Isingham—Gentish—Stock-fish—Titling—Cropling— Lub-fish. You should have noted that they are all, nevertheless to be entered as titlings.—How many inches long is a titling?”

—Brandies—Barrrels and barrels, also casks.—At Nantes 29—Velles to the barrel at Cognac and Rochelle 27—At Bordeaux 32—Very true, Frank—Duties on tonnage and customs, see Saxby's Tables—That's not right; you should have copied the passage; it helps memorize things—Reports outward and inward—Corn debentures—Over-seas Cockets—Linens—Isingham—Gentish—Stock-fish—Titling—Cropling—Lub-fish. You should have noted that they are all, however, to be entered as titlings.—How many inches long is a titling?

Owen, seeing me at fault, hazarded a whisper, of which I fortunately caught the import.

Owen, noticing that I was in the wrong, took a chance and whispered something, which I was lucky enough to understand.

“Eighteen inches, sir.”—

"Eighteen inches, sir."

“And a lub-fish is twenty-four—very right. It is important to remember this, on account of the Portuguese trade—But what have we here?— Bourdeaux founded in the year—Castle of the Trompette—Palace of Gallienus—Well, well, that's very right too.—This is a kind of waste-book, Owen, in which all the transactions of the day,—emptions, orders, payments, receipts, acceptances, draughts, commissions, and advices,—are entered miscellaneously.”

“And a lub-fish is twenty-four—absolutely. It’s important to keep this in mind because of the Portuguese trade—But what do we have here?— Bordeaux founded in the year—Castle of the Trompette—Palace of Gallienus—Well, that’s also accurate.—This is like a catch-all ledger, Owen, where all the day’s transactions—purchases, orders, payments, receipts, acceptances, drafts, commissions, and notices—are entered randomly.”

“That they may be regularly transferred to the day-book and ledger,” answered Owen: “I am glad Mr. Francis is so methodical.”

“That they can be consistently recorded in the day-book and ledger,” answered Owen. “I’m glad Mr. Francis is so organized.”

I perceived myself getting so fast into favour, that I began to fear the consequence would be my father's more obstinate perseverance in his resolution that I must become a merchant; and as I was determined on the contrary, I began to wish I had not, to use my friend Mr. Owen's phrase, been so methodical. But I had no reason for apprehension on that score; for a blotted piece of paper dropped out of the book, and, being taken up by my father, he interrupted a hint from Owen, on the propriety of securing loose memoranda with a little paste, by exclaiming, “To the memory of Edward the Black Prince—What's all this?—verses!—By Heaven, Frank, you are a greater blockhead than I supposed you!”

I realized I was quickly gaining my father's approval, which made me worry that he'd stubbornly stick to his plan for me to become a merchant; but I was set against that. I started to regret, as my friend Mr. Owen would say, being so organized. However, I really had no reason to worry about that; a crumpled piece of paper fell out of the book, and when my father picked it up, he interrupted Owen's suggestion about keeping loose notes with a bit of paste by exclaiming, “To the memory of Edward the Black Prince—What's all this?—verses!—By heaven, Frank, you're a bigger fool than I thought!”

My father, you must recollect, as a man of business, looked upon the labour of poets with contempt; and as a religious man, and of the dissenting persuasion, he considered all such pursuits as equally trivial and profane. Before you condemn him, you must recall to remembrance how too many of the poets in the end of the seventeenth century had led their lives and employed their talents. The sect also to which my father belonged, felt, or perhaps affected, a puritanical aversion to the lighter exertions of literature. So that many causes contributed to augment the unpleasant surprise occasioned by the ill-timed discovery of this unfortunate copy of verses. As for poor Owen, could the bob-wig which he then wore have uncurled itself, and stood on end with horror, I am convinced the morning's labour of the friseur would have been undone, merely by the excess of his astonishment at this enormity. An inroad on the strong-box, or an erasure in the ledger, or a mis-summation in a fitted account, could hardly have surprised him more disagreeably. My father read the lines sometimes with an affectation of not being able to understand the sense—sometimes in a mouthing tone of mock heroic—always with an emphasis of the most bitter irony, most irritating to the nerves of an author.

My father, as you remember, was a businessman who looked down on the work of poets; and as a religious man from the dissenting tradition, he viewed all such activities as equally trivial and disrespectful. Before you judge him, you need to remember how many poets in the late seventeenth century lived their lives and used their talents. The group my father belonged to also had, or perhaps pretended to have, a puritanical disdain for the lighter forms of literature. So, there were many reasons that added to the unpleasant shock caused by the ill-timed discovery of this unfortunate poem. As for poor Owen, if the bob-wig he was wearing could have uncurled and stood up in horror, I’m sure the hairdresser's work that morning would have been completely undone just from his extreme shock at this appalling situation. A theft from the strongbox, a mistake in the ledger, or an error in a balance sheet couldn't have surprised him more unpleasantly. My father would read the lines sometimes pretending not to understand them—sometimes with an exaggerated mock-heroic tone—always with an emphasis filled with the bitterest irony, which was most irritating to an author.

                    “O for the voice of that wild horn,
                     On Fontarabian echoes borne,
                           The dying hero's call,
                     That told imperial Charlemagne,
                     How Paynim sons of swarthy Spain
                     Had wrought his champion's fall.
                    “Oh for the sound of that wild horn,
                     Echoing from Fontarabia,
                           The call of the dying hero,
                     That informed the great Charlemagne,
                     How the dark-skinned sons of Spain
                     Had caused his champion's downfall.

Fontarabian echoes!” continued my father, interrupting himself; “the Fontarabian Fair would have been more to the purpose—Paynim!—What's Paynim?—Could you not say Pagan as well, and write English at least, if you must needs write nonsense?—

Fontarabian echoes!” my father continued, pausing for a moment; “the Fontarabian Fair would have been more relevant—Paynim!—What’s Paynim?—Couldn’t you just say Pagan too, and at least write in English if you have to write nonsense?”—

                    “Sad over earth and ocean sounding.
                And England's distant cliffs astounding.
                     Such are the notes should say
                How Britain's hope, and France's fear,
                     Victor of Cressy and Poitier,
                          In Bordeaux dying lay.”
 
                    “Sorrowful over the earth and ocean echoing.  
                And England's distant cliffs amazing.  
                     Such are the notes that should express  
                How Britain's hope, and France's fear,  
                     Victor of Cressy and Poitiers,  
                          In Bordeaux lying dying.”

“Poitiers, by the way, is always spelt with an s, and I know no reason why orthography should give place to rhyme.—

“Poitiers, by the way, is always spelled with an s, and I see no reason why spelling should give way to rhyme.—

                 “'Raise my faint head, my squires,' he said,
                  'And let the casement be display'd,
                       That I may see once more
                   The splendour of the setting sun
                   Gleam on thy mirrored wave, Garonne,
                       And Blaye's empurpled shore.
“'Lift my weary head, my squires,' he said,  
'And open the window,  
So that I can once more see  
The beauty of the setting sun  
Shine on your reflective waves, Garonne,  
And Blaye's purpled shore.

Garonne and sun is a bad rhyme. Why, Frank, you do not even understand the beggarly trade you have chosen.

Garonne and sun don’t even rhyme well. Honestly, Frank, you don’t even get the pathetic job you’ve picked for yourself.”

                 “'Like me, he sinks to Glory's sleep,
                  His fall the dews of evening steep,
                         As if in sorrow shed,
                  So soft shall fall the trickling tear,
                  When England's maids and matrons hear
                        Of their Black Edward dead.

                      “'And though my sun of glory set,
                 Nor France, nor England, shall forget
                        The terror of my name;
                 And oft shall Britain's heroes rise,
                 New planets in these southern skies,
                       Through clouds of blood and flame.'
                 “'Like me, he falls into the sleep of glory,  
                  His downfall drenched in evening dew,  
                         As if tears of sorrow were shed,  
                  So gently will the sorrowful tear fall,  
                  When England's young women and mothers hear  
                        About their Black Edward being dead.  

                      “'And even though my glory fades,  
                 Neither France nor England will forget  
                        The fear that my name brings;  
                 And often will Britain's heroes emerge,  
                 New stars in these southern skies,  
                       Through clouds of blood and fire.'

“A cloud of flame is something new—Good-morrow, my masters all, and a merry Christmas to you!—Why, the bellman writes better lines.” He then tossed the paper from him with an air of superlative contempt, and concluded—“Upon my credit, Frank, you are a greater blockhead than I took you for.”

“A cloud of flame is something new—Good morning, everyone, and happy Christmas to you!—Well, the bellman writes better lines.” He then tossed the paper away with an air of absolute contempt and finished—“Honestly, Frank, you’re an even bigger fool than I thought.”

What could I say, my dear Tresham? There I stood, swelling with indignant mortification, while my father regarded me with a calm but stern look of scorn and pity; and poor Owen, with uplifted hands and eyes, looked as striking a picture of horror as if he had just read his patron's name in the Gazette. At length I took courage to speak, endeavouring that my tone of voice should betray my feelings as little as possible.

What could I say, my dear Tresham? There I stood, filled with angry embarrassment, while my father looked at me with a calm yet serious expression of disdain and sympathy; and poor Owen, with his hands and eyes raised, looked as horrific as if he had just seen his patron's name in the newspaper. Finally, I gathered the courage to speak, trying my best to keep my voice from revealing how I really felt.

“I am quite aware, sir, how ill qualified I am to play the conspicuous part in society you have destined for me; and, luckily, I am not ambitious of the wealth I might acquire. Mr. Owen would be a much more effective assistant.” I said this in some malice, for I considered Owen as having deserted my cause a little too soon.

“I know, sir, that I'm not really suited for the prominent role in society you've chosen for me; and thankfully, I'm not interested in the wealth I could gain. Mr. Owen would be a much better assistant.” I said this with a bit of spite, as I felt Owen had abandoned my cause a bit too early.

“Owen!” said my father—“The boy is mad—actually insane. And, pray, sir, if I may presume to inquire, having coolly turned me over to Mr. Owen (although I may expect more attention from any one than from my son), what may your own sage projects be?”

“Owen!” my father said. “The boy is crazy—actually insane. And, if I may ask, having casually handed me over to Mr. Owen (even though I might expect more attention from anyone else than from my son), what are your wise plans?”

“I should wish, sir,” I replied, summoning up my courage, “to travel for two or three years, should that consist with your pleasure; otherwise, although late, I would willingly spend the same time at Oxford or Cambridge.”

“I would like to, sir,” I replied, gathering my courage, “to travel for two or three years, if that suits you; otherwise, even though it's a bit late, I would gladly spend the same time at Oxford or Cambridge.”

“In the name of common sense! was the like ever heard?—to put yourself to school among pedants and Jacobites, when you might be pushing your fortune in the world! Why not go to Westminster or Eton at once, man, and take to Lilly's Grammar and Accidence, and to the birch, too, if you like it?”

“In the name of common sense! Has anyone ever heard of such a thing?—to put yourself in a classroom with nerds and Jacobites when you could be making something of yourself in the world! Why not just go to Westminster or Eton right away, man, and dive into Lilly's Grammar and Accidence, and take the punishment, too, if that’s what you want?”

“Then, sir, if you think my plan of improvement too late, I would willingly return to the Continent.”

“Then, sir, if you think my plan for improvement is too late, I would gladly go back to the Continent.”

“You have already spent too much time there to little purpose, Mr. Francis.”

“You've already wasted too much time there for little reason, Mr. Francis.”

“Then I would choose the army, sir, in preference to any other active line of life.”

“Then I would choose the army, sir, over any other active career.”

“Choose the d—l!” answered my father, hastily, and then checking himself—“I profess you make me as great a fool as you are yourself. Is he not enough to drive one mad, Owen?”—Poor Owen shook his head, and looked down. “Hark ye, Frank,” continued my father, “I will cut all this matter very short. I was at your age when my father turned me out of doors, and settled my legal inheritance on my younger brother. I left Osbaldistone Hall on the back of a broken-down hunter, with ten guineas in my purse. I have never crossed the threshold again, and I never will. I know not, and I care not, if my fox-hunting brother is alive, or has broken his neck; but he has children, Frank, and one of them shall be my son if you cross me farther in this matter.”

“Choose the devil!” my father replied quickly, then catching himself—“Honestly, you’re making me feel as foolish as you are. Is he not enough to drive anyone crazy, Owen?” Poor Owen shook his head and looked down. “Listen, Frank,” my father continued, “I’ll get straight to the point. I was your age when my father kicked me out and gave my inheritance to my younger brother. I left Osbaldistone Hall riding a broken-down horse, with ten guineas in my pocket. I’ve never set foot back there, and I never will. I don’t know, and I don’t care, if my fox-hunting brother is alive or has met his end; but he has kids, Frank, and one of them will be my son if you push me any further on this.”

“You will do your pleasure,” I answered—rather, I fear, with more sullen indifference than respect, “with what is your own.”

“I guess you can do what you want,” I replied—rather, I’m afraid, with more sulky indifference than respect, “with what belongs to you.”

“Yes, Frank, what I have is my own, if labour in getting, and care in augmenting, can make a right of property; and no drone shall feed on my honeycomb. Think on it well: what I have said is not without reflection, and what I resolve upon I will execute.”

“Yes, Frank, what I have is my own, if hard work in obtaining it and effort in growing it can make it mine; and no freeloaders will benefit from my efforts. Think about it carefully: what I’ve said is thoughtful, and what I decide to do, I will follow through on.”

“Honoured sir!—dear sir!” exclaimed Owen, tears rushing into his eyes, “you are not wont to be in such a hurry in transacting business of importance. Let Mr. Francis run up the balance before you shut the account; he loves you, I am sure; and when he puts down his filial obedience to the per contra, I am sure his objections will disappear.”

“Honored sir!—dear sir!” Owen exclaimed, tears streaming down his face. “You’re not usually in such a rush when dealing with important matters. Let Mr. Francis calculate the balance before you close the account; I know he cares for you, and when he adds his respect for you to the per contra, I’m sure his objections will vanish.”

“Do you think I will ask him twice,” said my father, sternly, “to be my friend, my assistant, and my confidant?—to be a partner of my cares and of my fortune?—Owen, I thought you had known me better.”

“Do you really think I would ask him twice,” my father said firmly, “to be my friend, my helper, and my confidant?—to share my worries and my success?—Owen, I expected you to know me better.”

He looked at me as if he meant to add something more, but turned instantly away, and left the room abruptly. I was, I own, affected by this view of the case, which had not occurred to me; and my father would probably have had little reason to complain of me, had he commenced the discussion with this argument.

He looked at me like he wanted to say something else, but he quickly turned away and left the room suddenly. I’ll admit, this perspective on the situation struck me, which I hadn’t considered before; and my dad probably wouldn’t have had much to complain about if he had started the conversation with this point.

But it was too late. I had much of his own obduracy of resolution, and Heaven had decreed that my sin should be my punishment, though not to the extent which my transgression merited. Owen, when we were left alone, continued to look at me with eyes which tears from time to time moistened, as if to discover, before attempting the task of intercessor, upon what point my obstinacy was most assailable. At length he began, with broken and disconcerted accents,—“O L—d, Mr. Francis!—Good Heavens, sir!—My stars, Mr. Osbaldistone!—that I should ever have seen this day—and you so young a gentleman, sir!—For the love of Heaven! look at both sides of the account—think what you are going to lose—a noble fortune, sir—one of the finest houses in the City, even under the old firm of Tresham and Trent, and now Osbaldistone and Tresham—You might roll in gold, Mr. Francis—And, my dear young Mr. Frank, if there was any particular thing in the business of the house which you disliked, I would” (sinking his voice to a whisper) “put it in order for you termly, or weekly, or daily, if you will—Do, my dear Mr. Francis, think of the honour due to your father, that your days may be long in the land.”

But it was too late. I had a lot of his stubborn determination, and fate had decided that my sin should be my punishment, though not to the degree my wrongdoing deserved. When we were alone, Owen kept looking at me with eyes that were moistened with tears from time to time, as if he were trying to find out the best way to approach my stubbornness before attempting to intervene. Finally, he started speaking in a broken and troubled voice, “Oh, Mr. Francis!—Good heavens, sir!—My stars, Mr. Osbaldistone!—I can’t believe I’m seeing this day—and you’re such a young gentleman!—For the love of heaven! Look at both sides of the situation—think about what you’re about to lose—a fantastic fortune, sir—one of the best houses in the city, even under the old firm of Tresham and Trent, and now Osbaldistone and Tresham—You could be rolling in gold, Mr. Francis—And, my dear young Mr. Frank, if there’s anything in the business that you dislike, I would” (lowering his voice to a whisper) “handle it for you weekly, or daily, if you want—Please, my dear Mr. Francis, think about the honor owed to your father, so that your days may be long in the land.”

“I am much obliged to you, Mr. Owen,” said I—“very much obliged indeed; but my father is best judge how to bestow his money. He talks of one of my cousins: let him dispose of his wealth as he pleases—I will never sell my liberty for gold.”

“I really appreciate it, Mr. Owen,” I said—“I truly do; but my father knows best how to handle his money. He’s considering one of my cousins: let him spend his wealth however he wants—I will never trade my freedom for cash.”

“Gold, sir?—I wish you saw the balance-sheet of profits at last term—It was in five figures—five figures to each partner's sum total, Mr. Frank—And all this is to go to a Papist, and a north-country booby, and a disaffected person besides—It will break my heart, Mr. Francis, that have been toiling more like a dog than a man, and all for love of the firm. Think how it will sound, Osbaldistone, Tresham, and Osbaldistone—or perhaps, who knows” (again lowering his voice), “Osbaldistone, Osbaldistone, and Tresham, for our Mr. Osbaldistone can buy them all out.”

“Gold, sir?—I wish you could see the profit statement from last term—it was in five figures—five figures for each partner's total, Mr. Frank—and all this is going to a Catholic, a clueless guy from the north, and someone who's disloyal besides—it will break my heart, Mr. Francis, because I've been working harder than anyone for the sake of the firm. Just think about how it will sound, Osbaldistone, Tresham, and Osbaldistone—or maybe, who knows” (again lowering his voice), “Osbaldistone, Osbaldistone, and Tresham, because our Mr. Osbaldistone can buy them all out.”

“But, Mr. Owen, my cousin's name being also Osbaldistone, the name of the company will sound every bit as well in your ears.”

“But, Mr. Owen, since my cousin's name is also Osbaldistone, the name of the company will sound just as good to you.”

“O fie upon you, Mr. Francis, when you know how well I love you—Your cousin, indeed!—a Papist, no doubt, like his father, and a disaffected person to the Protestant succession—that's another item, doubtless.”

“O shame on you, Mr. Francis, when you know how much I care for you—Your cousin, really!—a Catholic, no doubt, just like his father, and against the Protestant succession—that's just another point, I’m sure.”

“There are many very good men Catholics, Mr. Owen,” rejoined I.

“There are many really good Catholic men, Mr. Owen,” I replied.

As Owen was about to answer with unusual animation, my father re-entered the apartment.

As Owen was about to respond with unusual enthusiasm, my father walked back into the apartment.

“You were right,” he said, “Owen, and I was wrong; we will take more time to think over this matter.—Young man, you will prepare to give me an answer on this important subject this day month.”

“You were right,” he said, “Owen, and I was wrong; we will take more time to think about this. —Young man, you will get ready to give me an answer on this important topic on the same day next month.”

I bowed in silence, sufficiently glad of a reprieve, and trusting it might indicate some relaxation in my father's determination.

I bowed quietly, feeling grateful for a break, hoping it might mean my father was easing up on his decision.

The time of probation passed slowly, unmarked by any accident whatever. I went and came, and disposed of my time as I pleased, without question or criticism on the part of my father. Indeed, I rarely saw him, save at meal-times, when he studiously avoided a discussion which you may well suppose I was in no hurry to press onward. Our conversation was of the news of the day, or on such general topics as strangers discourse upon to each other; nor could any one have guessed, from its tenor, that there remained undecided betwixt us a dispute of such importance. It haunted me, however, more than once, like the nightmare. Was it possible he would keep his word, and disinherit his only son in favour of a nephew whose very existence he was not perhaps quite certain of? My grandfather's conduct, in similar circumstances, boded me no good, had I considered the matter rightly. But I had formed an erroneous idea of my father's character, from the importance which I recollected I maintained with him and his whole family before I went to France. I was not aware that there are men who indulge their children at an early age, because to do so interests and amuses them, and who can yet be sufficiently severe when the same children cross their expectations at a more advanced period. On the contrary, I persuaded myself, that all I had to apprehend was some temporary alienation of affection—perhaps a rustication of a few weeks, which I thought would rather please me than otherwise, since it would give me an opportunity of setting about my unfinished version of Orlando Furioso, a poem which I longed to render into English verse. I suffered this belief to get such absolute possession of my mind, that I had resumed my blotted papers, and was busy in meditation on the oft-recurring rhymes of the Spenserian stanza, when I heard a low and cautious tap at the door of my apartment. “Come in,” I said, and Mr. Owen entered. So regular were the motions and habits of this worthy man, that in all probability this was the first time he had ever been in the second story of his patron's house, however conversant with the first; and I am still at a loss to know in what manner he discovered my apartment.

The probation period dragged on slowly, with absolutely no incidents to mark the time. I came and went as I pleased, managing my time without any questions or judgment from my father. In fact, I hardly saw him, except at meal times, when he carefully avoided any discussions that I certainly wasn’t eager to push. Our conversations were about current events or general topics that strangers talk about; no one would have guessed from our talks that there was such a significant disagreement between us. Still, it gnawed at me like a bad dream. Could it really be that he would keep his promise and disinherit his only son for a nephew whose existence he might not even be sure of? My grandfather's actions in similar situations didn’t give me much hope if I thought it through clearly. But I had the wrong impression of my father's character based on how much importance I felt I had in his and his family's eyes before I went to France. I didn’t realize that some men spoil their children at a young age for their own amusement but can be very strict when those same children let them down later on. Instead, I convinced myself that the worst I had to worry about was a temporary loss of affection—maybe a few weeks away from home, which I thought would be more of a relief than a punishment, as it would give me the chance to work on my unfinished version of *Orlando Furioso*, a poem I was eager to translate into English verse. I let this belief take over my thoughts so completely that I had started going through my messy papers and was deep in contemplation of the recurring rhymes of the Spenserian stanza when I heard a quiet, careful knock at my door. “Come in,” I said, and Mr. Owen walked in. This respectable man’s routines were so consistent that it was probably the first time he had ever been to the second floor of his employer's house, despite being familiar with the first; I'm still unsure how he found my room.

“Mr. Francis,” he said, interrupting my expression of surprise and pleasure at seeing, him, “I do not know if I am doing well in what I am about to say—it is not right to speak of what passes in the compting-house out of doors—one should not tell, as they say, to the post in the warehouse, how many lines there are in the ledger. But young Twineall has been absent from the house for a fortnight and more, until two days since.”

“Mr. Francis,” he said, cutting off my look of surprise and happiness at seeing him, “I’m not sure if what I’m about to say is appropriate—it’s not right to discuss what happens in the office outside of it—one shouldn’t, as they say, tell the warehouse clerk how many lines are in the ledger. But young Twineall has been missing from the office for more than two weeks, until just two days ago.”

“Very well, my dear sir, and how does that concern us?”

“Sure, my dear sir, but how does that involve us?”

“Stay, Mr. Francis;—your father gave him a private commission; and I am sure he did not go down to Falmouth about the pilchard affair; and the Exeter business with Blackwell and Company has been settled; and the mining people in Cornwall, Trevanion and Treguilliam, have paid all they are likely to pay; and any other matter of business must have been put through my books:—in short, it's my faithful belief that Twineall has been down in the north.”

“Wait, Mr. Francis; your father assigned him a private task, and I’m sure he didn’t go to Falmouth for the pilchard issue. The Exeter deal with Blackwell and Company is settled, and the mining folks in Cornwall, Trevanion and Treguilliam, have paid all they’re likely to pay. Any other business must have been processed through my records: in short, I truly believe Twineall has been up north.”

“Do you really suppose?” so said I, somewhat startled.

"Do you really think so?" I said, a bit surprised.

“He has spoken about nothing, sir, since he returned, but his new boots, and his Ripon spurs, and a cockfight at York—it's as true as the multiplication-table. Do, Heaven bless you, my dear child, make up your mind to please your father, and to be a man and a merchant at once.”

“He hasn’t talked about anything since he came back, sir, except for his new boots, his Ripon spurs, and a cockfight in York—it’s as true as math. Please, my dear child, make up your mind to make your father happy and to be both a man and a merchant.”

I felt at that instant a strong inclination to submit, and to make Owen happy by requesting him to tell my father that I resigned myself to his disposal. But pride—pride, the source of so much that is good and so much that is evil in our course of life, prevented me. My acquiescence stuck in my throat; and while I was coughing to get it up, my father's voice summoned Owen. He hastily left the room, and the opportunity was lost.

I felt a strong urge at that moment to give in and make Owen happy by asking him to tell my dad that I was okay with whatever he decided. But pride—pride, which causes so much good and so much bad in our lives—held me back. My agreement choked me up; and while I was trying to get the words out, my dad called for Owen. He quickly left the room, and the chance was gone.

My father was methodical in everything. At the very same time of the day, in the same apartment, and with the same tone and manner which he had employed an exact month before, he recapitulated the proposal he had made for taking me into partnership, and assigning me a department in the counting-house, and requested to have my final decision. I thought at the time there was something unkind in this; and I still think that my father's conduct was injudicious. A more conciliatory treatment would, in all probability, have gained his purpose. As it was, I stood fast, and, as respectfully as I could, declined the proposal he made to me. Perhaps—for who can judge of their own heart?—I felt it unmanly to yield on the first summons, and expected farther solicitation, as at least a pretext for changing my mind. If so, I was disappointed; for my father turned coolly to Owen, and only said, “You see it is as I told you.—Well, Frank” (addressing me), “you are nearly of age, and as well qualified to judge of what will constitute your own happiness as you ever are like to be; therefore, I say no more. But as I am not bound to give in to your plans, any more than you are compelled to submit to mine, may I ask to know if you have formed any which depend on my assistance?”

My dad was meticulous about everything. At the exact same time of day, in the same apartment, and with the same tone and manner he had used exactly a month earlier, he went over the proposal he had made to bring me into the business, assigning me a role in the accounting department, and asked for my final decision. At the time, I thought this was kind of harsh; I still believe my dad's approach was unwise. A more understanding approach might have helped him achieve his goal. As things stood, I held my ground and, as politely as I could, declined his offer. Maybe—since who can really know their own heart?—I found it unmanly to give in at the first request and expected further persuasion, at least as a reason to reconsider my decision. If that was the case, I was let down; my dad turned coolly to Owen and simply said, “You see it’s just as I told you. —Well, Frank” (speaking to me), “you’re almost an adult and just as capable of knowing what will make you happy as you ever will be; so I won’t say anything more. But since I’m not obligated to agree with your plans any more than you have to accept mine, could I ask if you have any plans that rely on my help?”

I answered, not a little abashed, “That being bred to no profession, and having no funds of my own, it was obviously impossible for me to subsist without some allowance from my father; that my wishes were very moderate; and that I hoped my aversion for the profession to which he had designed me, would not occasion his altogether withdrawing his paternal support and protection.”

I replied, a bit embarrassed, “Since I wasn't trained for any profession and didn’t have my own money, it was clearly impossible for me to get by without some help from my dad. My wishes are actually quite modest, and I hope my dislike for the career he had in mind for me won't lead him to completely cut off his support and protection."

“That is to say, you wish to lean on my arm, and yet to walk your own way? That can hardly be, Frank;—however, I suppose you mean to obey my directions, so far as they do not cross your own humour?”

“That is to say, you want to lean on my arm, but still go your own way? That’s hard to accept, Frank;—but I guess you plan to follow my lead, as long as it doesn’t clash with your own desires?”

I was about to speak—“Silence, if you please,” he continued. “Supposing this to be the case, you will instantly set out for the north of England, to pay your uncle a visit, and see the state of his family. I have chosen from among his sons (he has six, I believe) one who, I understand, is most worthy to fill the place I intended for you in the counting-house. But some farther arrangements may be necessary, and for these your presence may be requisite. You shall have farther instructions at Osbaldistone Hall, where you will please to remain until you hear from me. Everything will be ready for your departure to-morrow morning.”

I was about to speak—“Please be quiet,” he continued. “If that's the case, you need to head north to England right away to visit your uncle and check on his family. I’ve picked one of his sons (he has six, I think) who I believe is the best fit for the position I had in mind for you in the counting-house. But there might be some additional arrangements needed, and your presence will be required for that. You’ll get more instructions at Osbaldistone Hall, where you should stay until you hear from me. Everything will be ready for you to leave tomorrow morning.”

With these words my father left the apartment.

With these words, my dad left the apartment.

“What does all this mean, Mr. Owen?” said I to my sympathetic friend, whose countenance wore a cast of the deepest dejection.

“What does all this mean, Mr. Owen?” I asked my understanding friend, whose face showed a look of profound sadness.

“You have ruined yourself, Mr. Frank, that's all. When your father talks in that quiet determined manner, there will be no more change in him than in a fitted account.”

“You've messed up, Mr. Frank, that's all. When your father speaks in that calm, firm way, there won't be any change in him, just like a balanced ledger.”

And so it proved; for the next morning, at five o'clock, I found myself on the road to York, mounted on a reasonably good horse, and with fifty guineas in my pocket; travelling, as it would seem, for the purpose of assisting in the adoption of a successor to myself in my father's house and favour, and, for aught I knew, eventually in his fortune also.

And so it turned out; the next morning, at five o'clock, I found myself on the way to York, riding a fairly good horse, with fifty guineas in my pocket; traveling, as it seemed, to help choose someone to take my place in my father's home and favor, and, for all I knew, eventually in his fortune too.





CHAPTER THIRD.

                  The slack sail shifts from side to side,
                  The boat, untrimm'd, admits the tide,
                  Borne down, adrift, at random tost,
                  The oar breaks short, the rudder's lost.
                                        Gay's Fables.
                  The loose sail swings from side to side,  
                  The boat, not adjusted, lets in the tide,  
                  Carried away, drifting, tossed around,  
                  The oar snaps short, the rudder's not found.  
                                        Gay's Fables.

I have tagged with rhyme and blank verse the subdivisions of this important narrative, in order to seduce your continued attention by powers of composition of stronger attraction than my own. The preceding lines refer to an unfortunate navigator, who daringly unloosed from its moorings a boat, which he was unable to manage, and thrust it off into the full tide of a navigable river. No schoolboy, who, betwixt frolic and defiance, has executed a similar rash attempt, could feel himself, when adrift in a strong current, in a situation more awkward than mine, when I found myself driving, without a compass, on the ocean of human life. There had been such unexpected ease in the manner in which my father slipt a knot, usually esteemed the strongest which binds society together, and suffered me to depart as a sort of outcast from his family, that it strangely lessened the confidence in my own personal accomplishments, which had hitherto sustained me. Prince Prettyman, now a prince, and now a fisher's son, had not a more awkward sense of his degradation. We are so apt, in our engrossing egotism, to consider all those accessories which are drawn around us by prosperity, as pertaining and belonging to our own persons, that the discovery of our unimportance, when left to our own proper resources, becomes inexpressibly mortifying. As the hum of London died away on my ear, the distant peal of her steeples more than once sounded to my ears the admonitory “Turn again,” erst heard by her future Lord Mayor; and when I looked back from Highgate on her dusky magnificence, I felt as if I were leaving behind me comfort, opulence, the charms of society, and all the pleasures of cultivated life.

I’ve used rhyme and blank verse to break down this important story, aiming to capture your attention with a more engaging style than my own. The lines before reference an unfortunate navigator who boldly untied a boat from its moorings, which he couldn’t control, and set it adrift into the strong current of a navigable river. No schoolboy, caught between fun and recklessness, has ever felt more out of place than I did when I found myself lost at sea on the ocean of human life. My father so unexpectedly severed the strongest ties that usually hold families together, allowing me to leave like an outcast, that it oddly shook my confidence in my own abilities, which had previously supported me. Prince Prettyman, both a prince and a fisherman’s son, couldn’t have felt more awkward about his fall from grace. We often get so wrapped up in ourselves that we see all the perks of success as part of who we are, so when we realize our insignificance, relying only on our own means becomes incredibly humiliating. As the sounds of London faded away, the distant peals of her church bells reminded me more than once of the “Turn again” warning once heard by her future Lord Mayor; and looking back from Highgate at her dark grandeur, I felt I was leaving behind comfort, wealth, the charms of society, and all the pleasures of a cultured life.

But the die was cast. It was, indeed, by no means probable that a late and ungracious compliance with my father's wishes would have reinstated me in the situation which I had lost. On the contrary, firm and strong of purpose as he himself was, he might rather have been disgusted than conciliated by my tardy and compulsory acquiescence in his desire that I should engage in commerce. My constitutional obstinacy came also to my aid, and pride whispered how poor a figure I should make, when an airing of four miles from London had blown away resolutions formed during a month's serious deliberation. Hope, too, that never forsakes the young and hardy, lent her lustre to my future prospects. My father could not be serious in the sentence of foris-familiation, which he had so unhesitatingly pronounced. It must be but a trial of my disposition, which, endured with patience and steadiness on my part, would raise me in his estimation, and lead to an amicable accommodation of the point in dispute between us. I even settled in my own mind how far I would concede to him, and on what articles of our supposed treaty I would make a firm stand; and the result was, according to my computation, that I was to be reinstated in my full rights of filiation, paying the easy penalty of some ostensible compliances to atone for my past rebellion.

But the die was cast. It was definitely not likely that a late and reluctant agreement with my father's wishes would have gotten me back to the position I had lost. On the contrary, as strong and determined as he was, he might have been more offended than appeased by my slow and forced acceptance of his desire for me to go into business. My natural stubbornness worked in my favor, and my pride reminded me how ridiculous I would look if a four-mile trip from London erased the resolutions I had formed after a month of serious thought. Hope, which never abandons the young and resilient, also brightened my future prospects. My father couldn’t be serious when he delivered the sentence of disownment he had pronounced so confidently. It had to just be a test of my character, which, if I endured with patience and steadiness, would increase my standing in his eyes and lead to a friendly resolution of our disagreement. I even decided in my mind how much I would concede to him and on what points of our imagined agreement I would stand firm; the result, as I calculated, would be that I would be reinstated in my full rights as his child, paying the easily manageable penalty of some visible compliance to make up for my past rebellion.

In the meanwhile, I was lord of my person, and experienced that feeling of independence which the youthful bosom receives with a thrilling mixture of pleasure and apprehension. My purse, though by no means amply replenished, was in a situation to supply all the wants and wishes of a traveller. I had been accustomed, while at Bourdeaux, to act as my own valet; my horse was fresh, young, and active, and the buoyancy of my spirits soon surmounted the melancholy reflections with which my journey commenced.

In the meantime, I was in control of myself and felt that sense of independence that young people experience with a mix of excitement and nervousness. My wallet, although not overly full, was enough to cover all the needs and desires of a traveler. During my time in Bordeaux, I had gotten used to being my own servant; my horse was fresh, young, and lively, and my high spirits quickly overcame the gloomy thoughts that had started my journey.

I should have been glad to have journeyed upon a line of road better calculated to afford reasonable objects of curiosity, or a more interesting country, to the traveller. But the north road was then, and perhaps still is, singularly deficient in these respects; nor do I believe you can travel so far through Britain in any other direction without meeting more of what is worthy to engage the attention. My mental ruminations, notwithstanding my assumed confidence, were not always of an unchequered nature. The Muse too,—the very coquette who had led me into this wilderness,—like others of her sex, deserted me in my utmost need, and I should have been reduced to rather an uncomfortable state of dulness, had it not been for the occasional conversation of strangers who chanced to pass the same way. But the characters whom I met with were of a uniform and uninteresting description. Country parsons, jogging homewards after a visitation; farmers, or graziers, returning from a distant market; clerks of traders, travelling to collect what was due to their masters, in provincial towns; with now and then an officer going down into the country upon the recruiting service, were, at this period, the persons by whom the turnpikes and tapsters were kept in exercise. Our speech, therefore, was of tithes and creeds, of beeves and grain, of commodities wet and dry, and the solvency of the retail dealers, occasionally varied by the description of a siege, or battle, in Flanders, which, perhaps, the narrator only gave me at second hand. Robbers, a fertile and alarming theme, filled up every vacancy; and the names of the Golden Farmer, the Flying Highwayman, Jack Needham, and other Beggars' Opera heroes, were familiar in our mouths as household words. At such tales, like children closing their circle round the fire when the ghost story draws to its climax, the riders drew near to each other, looked before and behind them, examined the priming of their pistols, and vowed to stand by each other in case of danger; an engagement which, like other offensive and defensive alliances, sometimes glided out of remembrance when there was an appearance of actual peril.

I should have been glad to travel a route that offered reasonable points of interest or a more captivating landscape for the traveler. However, the northern road was, and probably still is, seriously lacking in these aspects; I don't think you can journey through Britain in any other direction without encountering more things worthy of your attention. My thoughts, despite my feigned confidence, weren’t always easy or cheerful. The Muse—the very flirt who led me into this wild place—like many of her kind, abandoned me when I needed her the most, and I would have been pretty bored if it weren't for the occasional chats with strangers who happened to pass by. But the people I met were all pretty dull and unremarkable. Country clergymen heading home after a visit, farmers or graziers returning from a distant market, clerks traveling to collect payments for their bosses in small towns, and now and then a military officer coming into the countryside for recruitment were the types keeping the tollbooths and inns busy during this time. Our conversations revolved around tithes and beliefs, cattle and crops, goods wet and dry, and the reliability of local vendors, occasionally interrupted by tales of sieges or battles in Flanders, which the storyteller might have heard second-hand. Robbers, a rich and alarming topic, filled every gap; the names of the Golden Farmer, the Flying Highwayman, Jack Needham, and other characters from the Beggars' Opera rolled off our tongues like common sayings. At tales like these, like kids gathering closer around the fire as the ghost story reaches its peak, the riders huddled together, glanced around, checked their pistols, and promised to look out for one another in case of danger—an agreement that, like many alliances, sometimes faded from memory when real danger seemed to be just around the corner.

Of all the fellows whom I ever saw haunted by terrors of this nature, one poor man, with whom I travelled a day and a half, afforded me most amusement. He had upon his pillion a very small, but apparently a very weighty portmanteau, about the safety of which he seemed particularly solicitous; never trusting it out of his own immediate care, and uniformly repressing the officious zeal of the waiters and ostlers, who offered their services to carry it into the house. With the same precaution he laboured to conceal, not only the purpose of his journey, and his ultimate place of destination, but even the direction of each day's route. Nothing embarrassed him more than to be asked by any one, whether he was travelling upwards or downwards, or at what stage he intended to bait. His place of rest for the night he scrutinised with the most anxious care, alike avoiding solitude, and what he considered as bad neighbourhood; and at Grantham, I believe, he sate up all night to avoid sleeping in the next room to a thick-set squinting fellow, in a black wig, and a tarnished gold-laced waistcoat. With all these cares on his mind, my fellow traveller, to judge by his thews and sinews, was a man who might have set danger at defiance with as much impunity as most men. He was strong and well built; and, judging from his gold-laced hat and cockade, seemed to have served in the army, or, at least, to belong to the military profession in one capacity or other. His conversation also, though always sufficiently vulgar, was that of a man of sense, when the terrible bugbears which haunted his imagination for a moment ceased to occupy his attention. But every accidental association recalled them. An open heath, a close plantation, were alike subjects of apprehension; and the whistle of a shepherd lad was instantly converted into the signal of a depredator. Even the sight of a gibbet, if it assured him that one robber was safely disposed of by justice, never failed to remind him how many remained still unhanged.

Of all the guys I've ever seen haunted by fears like this, one poor man I traveled with for a day and a half provided me with the most entertainment. He had a very small but seemingly heavy suitcase on the back of his bike, which he was particularly anxious about; he never let it out of his sight and consistently pushed away the eager offers of waiters and stable hands who wanted to help carry it into the inn. He was equally cautious about keeping hidden not just the reason for his trip and where he was headed, but even the route he planned to take each day. Nothing made him more uncomfortable than being asked whether he was traveling north or south, or where he planned to stop for a break. He checked every place he would spend the night with extreme care, avoiding solitude and areas he deemed unsafe; in Grantham, I think he stayed up all night just to avoid sleeping next to a stocky, squinting guy in a black wig and a worn-out gold-laced waistcoat. Despite all these worries, my travel companion, judging by his muscles and build, could have faced danger with as much ease as most people. He was strong and well-built, and from his gold-laced hat and cockade, he seemed to have either served in the military or at least been connected to military life in some way. His conversation, though always a bit crude, showed he had common sense whenever the terrifying thoughts that haunted him faded for a moment. But any random reminder brought them rushing back. An open field or a dense forest were sources of fear; the whistle of a shepherd boy immediately turned into a signal for a thief. Even spotting a gallows, if it meant one robber had been caught by the law, only reminded him of how many others were still at large.

I should have wearied of this fellow's company, had I not been still more tired of my own thoughts. Some of the marvellous stories, however, which he related, had in themselves a cast of interest, and another whimsical point of his peculiarities afforded me the occasional opportunity of amusing myself at his expense. Among his tales, several of the unfortunate travellers who fell among thieves, incurred that calamity from associating themselves on the road with a well-dressed and entertaining stranger, in whose company they trusted to find protection as well as amusement; who cheered their journey with tale and song, protected them against the evils of over-charges and false reckonings, until at length, under pretext of showing a near path over a desolate common, he seduced his unsuspicious victims from the public road into some dismal glen, where, suddenly blowing his whistle, he assembled his comrades from their lurking-place, and displayed himself in his true colours—the captain, namely, of the band of robbers to whom his unwary fellow-travellers had forfeited their purses, and perhaps their lives. Towards the conclusion of such a tale, and when my companion had wrought himself into a fever of apprehension by the progress of his own narrative, I observed that he usually eyed me with a glance of doubt and suspicion, as if the possibility occurred to him, that he might, at that very moment, be in company with a character as dangerous as that which his tale described. And ever and anon, when such suggestions pressed themselves on the mind of this ingenious self-tormentor, he drew off from me to the opposite side of the high-road, looked before, behind, and around him, examined his arms, and seemed to prepare himself for flight or defence, as circumstances might require.

I would have gotten tired of this guy’s company if I hadn't been even more exhausted by my own thoughts. Some of the incredible stories he shared were interesting on their own, and his quirky traits occasionally gave me the chance to laugh at his expense. Among his tales were several about unfortunate travelers who fell into trouble after teaming up on the road with a well-dressed and entertaining stranger. They thought he would keep them safe and entertained, as he filled their journey with stories and songs, shielding them from overcharging and deceitful calculations. But eventually, under the pretense of showing them a shortcut over a desolate area, he lured his unsuspecting victims off the main road into a grim glen where he suddenly blew a whistle, calling his accomplices from their hiding spots. He revealed his true identity as the leader of the band of robbers, to whom his unsuspecting fellow travelers lost their money, and perhaps their lives. Toward the end of such a story, when my companion had worked himself into a frenzy of fear with his own narrative, I noticed he often looked at me with doubt and suspicion, as if it occurred to him that he might, at that very moment, be with someone as dangerous as the character in his tale. Every now and then, whenever such thoughts crossed this clever self-tormentor’s mind, he would move away from me to the other side of the road, look around and behind him, check his weapons, and seem to brace himself for either a quick escape or a fight, depending on what might happen next.

The suspicion implied on such occasions seemed to me only momentary, and too ludicrous to be offensive. There was, in fact, no particular reflection on my dress or address, although I was thus mistaken for a robber. A man in those days might have all the external appearance of a gentleman, and yet turn out to be a highwayman. For the division of labour in every department not having then taken place so fully as since that period, the profession of the polite and accomplished adventurer, who nicked you out of your money at White's, or bowled you out of it at Marylebone, was often united with that of the professed ruffian, who on Bagshot Heath, or Finchley Common, commanded his brother beau to stand and deliver. There was also a touch of coarseness and hardness about the manners of the times, which has since, in a great degree, been softened and shaded away. It seems to me, on recollection, as if desperate men had less reluctance then than now to embrace the most desperate means of retrieving their fortune. The times were indeed past, when Anthony-a-Wood mourned over the execution of two men, goodly in person, and of undisputed courage and honour, who were hanged without mercy at Oxford, merely because their distress had driven them to raise contributions on the highway. We were still farther removed from the days of “the mad Prince and Poins.” And yet, from the number of unenclosed and extensive heaths in the vicinity of the metropolis, and from the less populous state of remote districts, both were frequented by that species of mounted highwaymen, that may possibly become one day unknown, who carried on their trade with something like courtesy; and, like Gibbet in the Beaux Stratagem, piqued themselves on being the best behaved men on the road, and on conducting themselves with all appropriate civility in the exercise of their vocation. A young man, therefore, in my circumstances was not entitled to be highly indignant at the mistake which confounded him with this worshipful class of depredators.

The suspicion expressed on such occasions seemed to me just temporary and too ridiculous to be insulting. In fact, there was no real criticism of my clothing or appearance, even though I was mistaken for a robber. Back then, a man could look entirely like a gentleman and still turn out to be a highwayman. Since the division of labor in every field hadn’t fully developed yet, the role of a charming and polished con artist, who tricked you out of your money at places like White's or swindled you at Marylebone, was often mixed with that of a ruthless criminal who would demand you to hand over your valuables on Bagshot Heath or Finchley Common. The attitudes of the time also had a certain roughness and toughness that has largely faded away. Looking back, it seems that desperate men were less hesitant back then to resort to the most extreme measures to improve their fortunes. We were indeed far removed from the time when Anthony-a-Wood lamented the execution of two men, handsome and undeniably brave and honorable, who were hanged mercilessly at Oxford simply because their hardships had forced them to rob on the highway. We were even further from the days of “the mad Prince and Poins.” Yet, because of the number of open, vast heaths near the city and the less populated nature of distant areas, both were frequented by a type of mounted highwayman who might someday become a thing of the past. These men engaged in their trade with a certain level of courtesy and, like Gibbet from the Beaux Stratagem, took pride in being the most well-mannered people on the road, behaving with all the right civility while exercising their profession. Thus, a young man in my position had no right to be overly upset at being mistaken for this respectable group of thieves.

Neither was I offended. On the contrary, I found amusement in alternately exciting, and lulling to sleep, the suspicions of my timorous companion, and in purposely so acting as still farther to puzzle a brain which nature and apprehension had combined to render none of the clearest. When my free conversation had lulled him into complete security, it required only a passing inquiry concerning the direction of his journey, or the nature of the business which occasioned it, to put his suspicions once more in arms. For example, a conversation on the comparative strength and activity of our horses, took such a turn as follows:—

I wasn't offended at all. Instead, I found it amusing to keep switching between exciting and lulling my nervous companion's suspicions to sleep, and I did this on purpose to further confuse a mind that was already not the most clear, thanks to both nature and anxiety. Once my relaxed conversation had made him feel completely secure, all it took was a casual question about the direction of his journey or what brought him out here to raise his suspicions again. For instance, a discussion about the relative strength and agility of our horses took a turn like this:—

“O sir,” said my companion, “for the gallop I grant you; but allow me to say, your horse (although he is a very handsome gelding—that must be owned,) has too little bone to be a good roadster. The trot, sir” (striking his Bucephalus with his spurs),—“the trot is the true pace for a hackney; and, were we near a town, I should like to try that daisy-cutter of yours upon a piece of level road (barring canter) for a quart of claret at the next inn.”

“O sir,” said my companion, “I agree about the gallop; but I have to say, your horse (even though he's a really handsome gelding—that's a fact) doesn’t have enough muscle to be a solid road horse. The trot, sir” (kicking his horse with his spurs), “the trot is the best pace for a saddle horse; and if we were close to a town, I’d love to test that daisy-cutter of yours on a flat stretch of road (excluding canter) for a quart of claret at the next inn.”

“Content, sir,” replied I; “and here is a stretch of ground very favourable.”

“Content, sir,” I replied; “and here is a stretch of land that’s very suitable.”

“Hem, ahem,” answered my friend with hesitation; “I make it a rule of travelling never to blow my horse between stages; one never knows what occasion he may have to put him to his mettle: and besides, sir, when I said I would match you, I meant with even weight; you ride four stone lighter than I.”

“Um, excuse me,” my friend replied hesitantly; “I have a rule when I travel to never tire out my horse between stops; you never know when you might need him to perform at his best. Plus, sir, when I said I would race you, I meant with equal weight; you weigh four stone less than I do.”

“Very well; but I am content to carry weight. Pray, what may that portmanteau of yours weigh?”

“Alright; but I'm fine with carrying weight. By the way, how heavy is that suitcase of yours?”

“My p-p-portmanteau?” replied he, hesitating—“O very little—a feather—just a few shirts and stockings.”

“My p-portmanteau?” he replied, hesitating. “Oh, just a little— a feather, a few shirts, and some socks.”

“I should think it heavier, from its appearance. I'll hold you the quart of claret it makes the odds betwixt our weight.”

"I would say it's heavier, based on how it looks. I'll bet you a quart of claret that it tips the scales differently than our weight."

“You're mistaken, sir, I assure you—quite mistaken,” replied my friend, edging off to the side of the road, as was his wont on these alarming occasions.

“You're wrong, sir, I promise you—definitely wrong,” replied my friend, stepping to the side of the road, as he usually did in these tense situations.

“Well, I am willing to venture the wine; or, I will bet you ten pieces to five, that I carry your portmanteau on my croupe, and out-trot you into the bargain.”

"Well, I’m up for the wine; or, I’ll bet you ten coins to five that I can carry your suitcase on my back and outpace you in the deal."

This proposal raised my friend's alarm to the uttermost. His nose changed from the natural copper hue which it had acquired from many a comfortable cup of claret or sack, into a palish brassy tint, and his teeth chattered with apprehension at the unveiled audacity of my proposal, which seemed to place the barefaced plunderer before him in full atrocity. As he faltered for an answer, I relieved him in some degree by a question concerning a steeple, which now became visible, and an observation that we were now so near the village as to run no risk from interruption on the road. At this his countenance cleared up: but I easily perceived that it was long ere he forgot a proposal which seemed to him so fraught with suspicion as that which I had now hazarded. I trouble you with this detail of the man's disposition, and the manner in which I practised upon it, because, however trivial in themselves, these particulars were attended by an important influence on future incidents which will occur in this narrative. At the time, this person's conduct only inspired me with contempt, and confirmed me in an opinion which I already entertained, that of all the propensities which teach mankind to torment themselves, that of causeless fear is the most irritating, busy, painful, and pitiable.

This proposal completely alarmed my friend. His nose changed from its natural copper color, which it had picked up from too many glasses of claret or sack, to a pale, brassy shade, and his teeth chattered with worry at the boldness of my suggestion, which seemed to put the blatant thief in front of him in all his horribleness. As he hesitated for a response, I eased his tension a bit with a question about a steeple that had just come into view, and I pointed out that we were close enough to the village that we wouldn’t risk being interrupted on the road. At this, his expression lightened, but I could tell it would be a while before he forgot a suggestion that seemed so filled with suspicion to him. I share this detail about his mindset and how I took advantage of it because, although these details may seem minor, they had a significant impact on future events in this story. At the time, this person's behavior only made me feel contempt and reinforced my belief that out of all the tendencies that cause people to suffer, causeless fear is the most irritating, consuming, painful, and pitiable.





CHAPTER FOURTH.

             The Scots are poor, cries surly English pride.
             True is the charge; nor by themselves denied.
             Are they not, then, in strictest reason clear,
             Who wisely come to mend their fortunes here?
                                             Churchill.
             The Scots are poor, says grumpy English pride.  
             This is true; they don’t deny it themselves.  
             So, are they not, in strictest terms, justified,  
             When they come here wisely to improve their lot?  
                                             Churchill.

There was, in the days of which I write, an old-fashioned custom on the English road, which I suspect is now obsolete, or practised only by the vulgar. Journeys of length being made on horseback, and, of course, by brief stages, it was usual always to make a halt on the Sunday in some town where the traveller might attend divine service, and his horse have the benefit of the day of rest, the institution of which is as humane to our brute labourers as profitable to ourselves. A counterpart to this decent practice, and a remnant of old English hospitality, was, that the landlord of a principal inn laid aside his character of a publican on the seventh day, and invited the guests who chanced to be within his walls to take a part of his family beef and pudding. This invitation was usually complied with by all whose distinguished rank did not induce them to think compliance a derogation; and the proposal of a bottle of wine after dinner, to drink the landlord's health, was the only recompense ever offered or accepted.

There was, back in the days I’m writing about, an old-fashioned custom on the English road that I think is now outdated or only done by common folks. When people made long journeys on horseback, which, of course, were done in short segments, it was common to stop somewhere on Sunday in a town where travelers could attend church services, allowing their horses to have a day of rest, which is as kind to our animal helpers as it is beneficial to us. A counterpart to this respectable practice, and a remnant of old English hospitality, was that the owner of a major inn would set aside his role as a publican on the seventh day and invite guests staying under his roof to share in his family’s beef and pudding. Most people accepted this invitation unless their social status made them feel that participating would be beneath them, and the only reward ever given or accepted was the proposal of a bottle of wine after dinner to toast the landlord's health.

I was born a citizen of the world, and my inclination led me into all scenes where my knowledge of mankind could be enlarged; I had, besides, no pretensions to sequester myself on the score of superior dignity, and therefore seldom failed to accept of the Sunday's hospitality of mine host, whether of the Garter, Lion, or Bear. The honest publican, dilated into additional consequence by a sense of his own importance, while presiding among the guests on whom it was his ordinary duty to attend, was in himself an entertaining, spectacle; and around his genial orbit, other planets of inferior consequence performed their revolutions. The wits and humorists, the distinguished worthies of the town or village, the apothecary, the attorney, even the curate himself, did not disdain to partake of this hebdomadal festivity. The guests, assembled from different quarters, and following different professions, formed, in language, manners, and sentiments, a curious contrast to each other, not indifferent to those who desired to possess a knowledge of mankind in its varieties.

I was born a citizen of the world, and my curiosity drove me into all situations where I could expand my understanding of humanity. I also had no desire to isolate myself out of a sense of superiority, so I often accepted the Sunday hospitality of my host, whether he was a Knight of the Garter, a Lion, or a Bear. The honest pub owner, puffed up with his own importance while mingling with the guests he usually served, was an entertaining sight in his own right; and around his warm presence, other less significant figures revolved. The clever and witty, the respected individuals of the town or village, the pharmacist, the lawyer, even the local clergyman, didn't shy away from enjoying this weekly celebration. The guests, gathered from various backgrounds and pursuing different professions, created a fascinating mix in language, manners, and opinions, appealing to those eager to learn about the diverse nature of humanity.

It was on such a day, and such an occasion, that my timorous acquaintance and I were about to grace the board of the ruddy-faced host of the Black Bear, in the town of Darlington, and bishopric of Durham, when our landlord informed us, with a sort of apologetic tone, that there was a Scotch gentleman to dine with us.

On a day like this, and for an occasion like this, my shy friend and I were about to sit at the table of the rosy-cheeked host of the Black Bear in the town of Darlington, in the bishopric of Durham, when our landlord told us, in a somewhat apologetic tone, that there was a Scottish gentleman joining us for dinner.

“A gentleman!—what sort of a gentleman?” said my companion somewhat hastily—his mind, I suppose, running on gentlemen of the pad, as they were then termed.

“A gentleman!—what kind of gentleman?” my companion said a bit hastily—his mind, I guess, racing to think about gentlemen of the pad, as they were called back then.

“Why, a Scotch sort of a gentleman, as I said before,” returned mine host; “they are all gentle, ye mun know, though they ha' narra shirt to back; but this is a decentish hallion—a canny North Briton as e'er cross'd Berwick Bridge—I trow he's a dealer in cattle.”

“Why, a Scottish kind of gentleman, as I mentioned earlier,” replied the host; “they're all gentle, you must know, even if they have hardly a shirt to wear; but this is a decent fellow—a clever North Briton who ever crossed Berwick Bridge—I believe he's a cattle dealer.”

“Let us have his company, by all means,” answered my companion; and then, turning to me, he gave vent to the tenor of his own reflections. “I respect the Scotch, sir; I love and honour the nation for their sense of morality. Men talk of their filth and their poverty: but commend me to sterling honesty, though clad in rags, as the poet saith. I have been credibly assured, sir, by men on whom I can depend, that there was never known such a thing in Scotland as a highway robbery.”

“Let's definitely have him join us,” my friend replied; and then, turning to me, he shared his thoughts. “I have a lot of respect for the Scots, sir; I love and admire the nation for their strong sense of morality. People talk about their dirt and poverty, but I’ll take genuine honesty, even if it’s in worn-out clothes, like the poet says. I’ve been reliably informed, sir, by people I trust, that there has never been a reported case of highway robbery in Scotland.”

“That's because they have nothing to lose,” said mine host, with the chuckle of a self-applauding wit.

“That's because they have nothing to lose,” said the host, chuckling like someone who thinks they're clever.

“No, no, landlord,” answered a strong deep voice behind him, “it's e'en because your English gaugers and supervisors,* that you have sent down benorth the Tweed, have taen up the trade of thievery over the heads of the native professors.”

“No, no, landlord,” answered a strong deep voice behind him, “it's actually because of your English gaugers and supervisors that you've sent down across the Tweed, that they've taken up the trade of thievery at the expense of the local experts.”

* The introduction of gaugers, supervisors, and examiners, was one of the great complaints of the Scottish nation, though a natural consequence of the Union.

* The introduction of gaugers, supervisors, and examiners was one of the major complaints of the Scottish nation, though it was a natural result of the Union.

“Well said, Mr. Campbell,” answered the landlord; “I did not think thoud'st been sae near us, mon. But thou kens I'm an outspoken Yorkshire tyke. And how go markets in the south?”

“Well said, Mr. Campbell,” replied the landlord; “I didn't think you were so close to us, man. But you know I'm a straightforward Yorkshire guy. And how are things in the markets down south?”

“Even in the ordinar,” replied Mr. Campbell; “wise folks buy and sell, and fools are bought and sold.”

“Even in the ordinary,” replied Mr. Campbell; “smart people buy and sell, and fools get bought and sold.”

“But wise men and fools both eat their dinner,” answered our jolly entertainer; “and here a comes—as prime a buttock of beef as e'er hungry men stuck fork in.”

“But wise people and fools both have their dinner,” replied our cheerful host; “and here it comes—a prime piece of beef that hungry men have ever stuck their forks into.”

So saying, he eagerly whetted his knife, assumed his seat of empire at the head of the board, and loaded the plates of his sundry guests with his good cheer.

So saying, he eagerly sharpened his knife, took his place of authority at the head of the table, and filled the plates of his various guests with his generous food.

This was the first time I had heard the Scottish accent, or, indeed, that I had familiarly met with an individual of the ancient nation by whom it was spoken. Yet, from an early period, they had occupied and interested my imagination. My father, as is well known to you, was of an ancient family in Northumberland, from whose seat I was, while eating the aforesaid dinner, not very many miles distant. The quarrel betwixt him and his relatives was such, that he scarcely ever mentioned the race from which he sprung, and held as the most contemptible species of vanity, the weakness which is commonly termed family pride. His ambition was only to be distinguished as William Osbaldistone, the first, at least one of the first, merchants on Change; and to have proved him the lineal representative of William the Conqueror would have far less flattered his vanity than the hum and bustle which his approach was wont to produce among the bulls, bears, and brokers of Stock-alley. He wished, no doubt, that I should remain in such ignorance of my relatives and descent as might insure a correspondence between my feelings and his own on this subject. But his designs, as will happen occasionally to the wisest, were, in some degree at least, counteracted by a being whom his pride would never have supposed of importance adequate to influence them in any way. His nurse, an old Northumbrian woman, attached to him from his infancy, was the only person connected with his native province for whom he retained any regard; and when fortune dawned upon him, one of the first uses which he made of her favours, was to give Mabel Rickets a place of residence within his household. After the death of my mother, the care of nursing me during my childish illnesses, and of rendering all those tender attentions which infancy exacts from female affection, devolved on old Mabel. Interdicted by her master from speaking to him on the subject of the heaths, glades, and dales of her beloved Northumberland, she poured herself forth to my infant ear in descriptions of the scenes of her youth, and long narratives of the events which tradition declared to have passed amongst them. To these I inclined my ear much more seriously than to graver, but less animated instructors. Even yet, methinks I see old Mabel, her head slightly agitated by the palsy of age, and shaded by a close cap, as white as the driven snow,—her face wrinkled, but still retaining the healthy tinge which it had acquired in rural labour—I think I see her look around on the brick walls and narrow street which presented themselves before our windows, as she concluded with a sigh the favourite old ditty, which I then preferred, and—why should I not tell the truth?—which I still prefer to all the opera airs ever minted by the capricious brain of an Italian Mus. D.—

This was the first time I had heard a Scottish accent, or that I had actually met someone from that ancient nation. Yet, they had captivated my imagination for a long time. My father, as you may know, came from an old family in Northumberland, and I was not very far from his ancestral home while having that dinner. He had such a falling out with his relatives that he rarely talked about his heritage, and he considered family pride to be a ridiculous form of vanity. His ambition was simply to be known as William Osbaldistone, one of the top merchants on the exchange; proving he was a direct descendant of William the Conqueror would have flattered him much less than the buzz and excitement his presence created among the traders in Stock-alley. He certainly wanted me to stay ignorant of my relatives and background to ensure that my feelings matched his on this topic. But, as often happens, his plans were somewhat undermined by someone he would never have thought could influence him in any way. His nurse, an old Northumbrian woman who had cared for him since childhood, was the only person from his home region he still had any affection for. When he found success, one of the first things he did was to give Mabel Rickets a place in his household. After my mother died, Mabel took on the responsibility of caring for me during my childhood illnesses and providing all the tender care that young ones need. Although he forbade her from discussing the heaths, glades, and dales of her beloved Northumberland with him, she would share stories of her youth and long tales of events that tradition claimed had occurred there with me. I listened to her much more intently than to my more serious, yet less lively, teachers. Even now, I can picture old Mabel, her head slightly shaking from age-related tremors and covered by a cap as white as snow—her face wrinkled but still holding the healthy color from her time spent in the fields. I can see her looking around at the brick walls and narrow streets outside our windows as she sighed and finished singing her favorite old song, which I preferred back then—and why shouldn’t I admit it?—I still prefer to all the opera music ever created by the whims of an Italian composer.

             Oh, the oak, the ash, and the bonny ivy tree,
             They flourish best at home in the North Countrie!
             Oh, the oak, the ash, and the beautiful ivy tree,  
             They thrive best at home in the North Country!

Now, in the legends of Mabel, the Scottish nation was ever freshly remembered, with all the embittered declamation of which the narrator was capable. The inhabitants of the opposite frontier served in her narratives to fill up the parts which ogres and giants with seven-leagued boots occupy in the ordinary nursery tales. And how could it be otherwise? Was it not the Black Douglas who slew with his own hand the heir of the Osbaldistone family the day after he took possession of his estate, surprising him and his vassals while solemnizing a feast suited to the occasion? Was it not Wat the Devil, who drove all the year-old hogs off the braes of Lanthorn-side, in the very recent days of my grandfather's father? And had we not many a trophy, but, according to old Mabel's version of history, far more honourably gained, to mark our revenge of these wrongs? Did not Sir Henry Osbaldistone, fifth baron of the name, carry off the fair maid of Fairnington, as Achilles did his Chryseis and Briseis of old, and detain her in his fortress against all the power of her friends, supported by the most mighty Scottish chiefs of warlike fame? And had not our swords shone foremost at most of those fields in which England was victorious over her rival? All our family renown was acquired—all our family misfortunes were occasioned—by the northern wars.

Now, in Mabel's stories, the Scottish nation was always vividly remembered, with all the passionate rhetoric the narrator could muster. The people from the opposite border filled the roles that ogres and giants with magical boots usually play in ordinary children's tales. And how could it be any different? Wasn't it the Black Douglas who killed the heir of the Osbaldistone family the day after taking over his estate, surprising him and his followers while they celebrated? Wasn't it Wat the Devil who drove away all the year-old hogs from the hills of Lanthorn-side, not long ago during my grandfather's father's time? And didn't we have many trophies, though according to old Mabel's history, achieved with much more honor, to show for our revenge against these wrongs? Didn't Sir Henry Osbaldistone, the fifth baron of the name, abduct the beautiful maiden of Fairnington like Achilles did with Chryseis and Briseis long ago, keeping her in his fortress against all her friends, backed by some of the most powerful Scottish warriors? And hadn't our swords shone brightly on most of those battlefields where England triumphed over her rival? All our family glory was won—all our family troubles were caused—by the northern wars.

Warmed by such tales, I looked upon the Scottish people during my childhood, as a race hostile by nature to the more southern inhabitants of this realm; and this view of the matter was not much corrected by the language which my father sometimes held with respect to them. He had engaged in some large speculations concerning oak-woods, the property of Highland proprietors, and alleged, that he found them much more ready to make bargains, and extort earnest of the purchase-money, than punctual in complying on their side with the terms of the engagements. The Scottish mercantile men, whom he was under the necessity of employing as a sort of middle-men on these occasions, were also suspected by my father of having secured, by one means or other, more than their own share of the profit which ought to have accrued. In short, if Mabel complained of the Scottish arms in ancient times, Mr. Osbaldistone inveighed no less against the arts of these modern Sinons; and between them, though without any fixed purpose of doing so, they impressed my youthful mind with a sincere aversion to the northern inhabitants of Britain, as a people bloodthirsty in time of war, treacherous during truce, interested, selfish, avaricious, and tricky in the business of peaceful life, and having few good qualities, unless there should be accounted such, a ferocity which resembled courage in martial affairs, and a sort of wily craft which supplied the place of wisdom in the ordinary commerce of mankind. In justification, or apology, for those who entertained such prejudices, I must remark, that the Scotch of that period were guilty of similar injustice to the English, whom they branded universally as a race of purse-proud arrogant epicures. Such seeds of national dislike remained between the two countries, the natural consequences of their existence as separate and rival states. We have seen recently the breath of a demagogue blow these sparks into a temporary flame, which I sincerely hope is now extinguished in its own ashes. *

Warmed by stories like these, I viewed the Scottish people during my childhood as naturally hostile to the more southern inhabitants of this country; and my father's comments about them didn't help change that perspective. He had invested in some big projects regarding oak woods owned by Highland landowners and claimed he found them much quicker to make deals and demand deposits than to actually meet the terms of those agreements. The Scottish merchants he had to use as middlemen were also suspected by my father of taking more than their fair share of the profits. In short, while Mabel criticized the Scottish warriors of old, Mr. Osbaldistone just as vigorously condemned the schemes of these modern tricksters; and between them, though they didn’t intend to, they instilled in me a deep dislike for the northern inhabitants of Britain, depicting them as bloodthirsty during war, treacherous during peace, self-serving, greedy, and sly in daily life, with very few good traits—unless you counted their fierce bravery in battle and their cunning as a substitute for wisdom in everyday dealings. To justify or excuse those who held such biases, I should point out that the Scots of that time were equally unfair to the English, whom they broadly labeled as a group of arrogant, wealthy hedonists. These seeds of national hatred persisted between the two countries, a natural result of their history as separate and rival nations. Recently, we’ve seen a demagogue fan these embers into a temporary blaze, which I sincerely hope has now burned out entirely.

* This seems to have been written about the time of Wilkes and Liberty.

* This appears to have been written around the time of Wilkes and Liberty.

It was, then, with an impression of dislike, that I contemplated the first Scotchman I chanced to meet in society. There was much about him that coincided with my previous conceptions. He had the hard features and athletic form said to be peculiar to his country, together with the national intonation and slow pedantic mode of expression, arising from a desire to avoid peculiarities of idiom or dialect. I could also observe the caution and shrewdness of his country in many of the observations which he made, and the answers which he returned. But I was not prepared for the air of easy self-possession and superiority with which he seemed to predominate over the company into which he was thrown, as it were by accident. His dress was as coarse as it could be, being still decent; and, at a time when great expense was lavished upon the wardrobe, even of the lowest who pretended to the character of gentleman, this indicated mediocrity of circumstances, if not poverty. His conversation intimated that he was engaged in the cattle trade, no very dignified professional pursuit. And yet, under these disadvantages, he seemed, as a matter of course, to treat the rest of the company with the cool and condescending politeness which implies a real, or imagined, superiority over those towards whom it is used. When he gave his opinion on any point, it was with that easy tone of confidence used by those superior to their society in rank or information, as if what he said could not be doubted, and was not to be questioned. Mine host and his Sunday guests, after an effort or two to support their consequence by noise and bold averment, sunk gradually under the authority of Mr. Campbell, who thus fairly possessed himself of the lead in the conversation. I was tempted, from curiosity, to dispute the ground with him myself, confiding in my knowledge of the world, extended as it was by my residence abroad, and in the stores with which a tolerable education had possessed my mind. In the latter respect he offered no competition, and it was easy to see that his natural powers had never been cultivated by education. But I found him much better acquainted than I was myself with the present state of France, the character of the Duke of Orleans, who had just succeeded to the regency of that kingdom, and that of the statesmen by whom he was surrounded; and his shrewd, caustic, and somewhat satirical remarks, were those of a man who had been a close observer of the affairs of that country.

I looked at the first Scottish person I met in society with a sense of dislike. He matched a lot of what I had previously imagined. He had the rugged features and athletic build that are said to be typical of his country, along with the distinct accent and slow, meticulous way of speaking that came from trying to avoid any specific dialect. I also noticed the caution and cleverness common among his people in many of his comments and responses. However, I wasn't ready for the easy confidence and sense of superiority he seemed to exude over the group he found himself in, as if by chance. His clothing was as rough as it gets while still being decent; and at a time when even the lowest who claimed to be gentlemen spent a lot on their attire, this suggested he was of average means, if not struggling financially. His conversation hinted that he was involved in the cattle trade, which isn’t considered a very prestigious profession. And yet, despite these drawbacks, he naturally treated everyone else in the group with a cool and condescending politeness that conveyed a real or perceived superiority. When he shared his opinions, it was with a casual tone of confidence typical of those who feel higher in rank or knowledge, as if what he said was beyond doubt and not open to questioning. The host and his Sunday visitors, after a couple of attempts to maintain their importance through loudness and bold statements, gradually fell under the authority of Mr. Campbell, who thus confidently took the lead in the conversation. Out of curiosity, I felt tempted to challenge him, relying on my worldly knowledge, which I had gained from living abroad, and the education I had received. In terms of education, he offered no competition, and it was evident that he hadn’t cultivated his natural abilities through formal learning. But I found he was much better informed than I about the current situation in France, the character of the Duke of Orleans, who had just taken over the regency, and the statesmen around him; and his sharp, biting, and somewhat sarcastic remarks reflected that he had been a keen observer of that country’s affairs.

On the subject of politics, Campbell observed a silence and moderation which might arise from caution. The divisions of Whig and Tory then shook England to her very centre, and a powerful party, engaged in the Jacobite interest, menaced the dynasty of Hanover, which had been just established on the throne. Every alehouse resounded with the brawls of contending politicians, and as mine host's politics were of that liberal description which quarrelled with no good customer, his hebdomadal visitants were often divided in their opinion as irreconcilably as if he had feasted the Common Council. The curate and the apothecary, with a little man, who made no boast of his vocation, but who, from the flourish and snap of his fingers, I believe to have been the barber, strongly espoused the cause of high church and the Stuart line. The excise-man, as in duty bound, and the attorney, who looked to some petty office under the Crown, together with my fellow-traveller, who seemed to enter keenly into the contest, staunchly supported the cause of King George and the Protestant succession. Dire was the screaming—deep the oaths! Each party appealed to Mr. Campbell, anxious, it seemed, to elicit his approbation.

When it came to politics, Campbell kept quiet and moderate, likely out of caution. The split between Whigs and Tories was shaking England to its core, and a strong group supporting the Jacobite cause posed a threat to the newly established Hanover dynasty. Every pub echoed with the arguments of competing politicians, and since the pub owner's political views were open-minded and didn't anger any loyal customers, his weekly visitors often found themselves divided in their opinions as if he had hosted a meeting of the Common Council. The curate and the apothecary, along with a little man who didn’t brag about his job but seemed to be a barber based on the way he snapped his fingers, were strong supporters of high church and the Stuart line. The excise officer, as expected, and the attorney, who was hoping for a minor job with the Crown, along with my fellow traveler, who was clearly engaged in the debate, firmly backed King George and the Protestant succession. The arguing was intense—curses were thrown around! Each side turned to Mr. Campbell, eager to gain his approval.

“You are a Scotchman, sir; a gentleman of your country must stand up for hereditary right,” cried one party.

“You're a Scotsman, sir; a gentleman from your country should defend hereditary rights,” shouted one group.

“You are a Presbyterian,” assumed the other class of disputants; “you cannot be a friend to arbitrary power.”

“You’re a Presbyterian,” guessed the other group of debaters; “you can’t support arbitrary power.”

“Gentlemen,” said our Scotch oracle, after having gained, with some difficulty, a moment's pause, “I havena much dubitation that King George weel deserves the predilection of his friends; and if he can haud the grip he has gotten, why, doubtless, he may made the gauger, here, a commissioner of the revenue, and confer on our friend, Mr. Quitam, the preferment of solicitor-general; and he may also grant some good deed or reward to this honest gentleman who is sitting upon his portmanteau, which he prefers to a chair: And, questionless, King James is also a grateful person, and when he gets his hand in play, he may, if he be so minded, make this reverend gentleman archprelate of Canterbury, and Dr. Mixit chief physician to his household, and commit his royal beard to the care of my friend Latherum. But as I doubt mickle whether any of the competing sovereigns would give Rob Campbell a tass of aquavitae, if he lacked it, I give my vote and interest to Jonathan Brown, our landlord, to be the King and Prince of Skinkers, conditionally that he fetches us another bottle as good as the last.”

“Gentlemen,” said our Scottish oracle, after managing, with some effort, to pause for a moment, “I have no doubt that King George truly deserves the support of his friends; and if he can hold onto the power he has, then surely he can make the gauger here a revenue commissioner, and give our friend, Mr. Quitam, the position of solicitor-general; he may also reward this honest gentleman sitting on his suitcase, which he prefers to a chair. And undoubtedly, King James is also a thankful person, and when he gets into action, he might, if he wishes, make this reverend gentleman the archbishop of Canterbury, and Dr. Mixit the chief physician to his court, and trust his royal beard to my friend Latherum’s care. But since I have serious doubts whether any of the rival kings would even give Rob Campbell a shot of whiskey if he needed it, I cast my vote and support for Jonathan Brown, our landlord, to be the King and Prince of Skinkers, on the condition that he brings us another bottle as good as the last.”

This sally was received with general applause, in which the landlord cordially joined; and when he had given orders for fulfilling the condition on which his preferment was to depend, he failed not to acquaint them, “that, for as peaceable a gentleman as Mr. Campbell was, he was, moreover, as bold as a lion—seven highwaymen had he defeated with his single arm, that beset him as he came from Whitson-Tryste.”

This outburst was met with widespread applause, which the landlord enthusiastically joined in; and after he ordered the fulfillment of the condition on which his advancement depended, he made sure to inform them, “that, for as peaceful a guy as Mr. Campbell was, he was also as bold as a lion—he had taken on seven highwaymen by himself, who had ambushed him as he was coming back from Whitson-Tryste.”

“Thou art deceived, friend Jonathan,” said Campbell, interrupting him; “they were but barely two, and two cowardly loons as man could wish to meet withal.”

"You're mistaken, friend Jonathan," said Campbell, cutting him off; "there were only two, and two cowardly fools at that."

“And did you, sir, really,” said my fellow-traveller, edging his chair (I should have said his portmanteau) nearer to Mr. Campbell, “really and actually beat two highwaymen yourself alone?”

“And did you, sir, really,” said my fellow traveler, scooting his chair (I should have said his suitcase) closer to Mr. Campbell, “really and actually take on two highwaymen all by yourself?”

“In troth did I, sir,” replied Campbell; “and I think it nae great thing to make a sang about.”

“In truth, I did, sir,” replied Campbell; “and I don’t think it’s a big deal to make a song about it.”

“Upon my word, sir,” replied my acquaintance, “I should be happy to have the pleasure of your company on my journey—I go northward, sir.”

"Honestly, sir," my friend replied, "I'd be glad to have you join me on my trip—I’m headed north."

This piece of gratuitous information concerning the route he proposed to himself, the first I had heard my companion bestow upon any one, failed to excite the corresponding confidence of the Scotchman.

This bit of unnecessary information about the route he suggested for himself, the first I had heard my companion share with anyone, did not inspire the same level of confidence in the Scotsman.

“We can scarce travel together,” he replied, drily. “You, sir, doubtless, are well mounted, and I for the present travel on foot, or on a Highland shelty, that does not help me much faster forward.”

“We can hardly travel together,” he replied, dryly. “You, sir, are probably well-mounted, and I, for now, am traveling on foot or on a Highland pony, which isn’t getting me very far.”

So saying, he called for a reckoning for the wine, and throwing down the price of the additional bottle which he had himself introduced, rose as if to take leave of us. My companion made up to him, and taking him by the button, drew him aside into one of the windows. I could not help overhearing him pressing something—I supposed his company upon the journey, which Mr. Campbell seemed to decline.

So saying, he asked for the bill for the wine and tossed down the money for the extra bottle he had ordered, then stood up as if to say goodbye to us. My friend approached him, grabbed him by the button, and pulled him aside to one of the windows. I couldn’t help but overhear him insisting on something—I assumed it was to join us on the journey, which Mr. Campbell appeared to refuse.

“I will pay your charges, sir,” said the traveller, in a tone as if he thought the argument should bear down all opposition.

“I'll cover your charges, sir,” said the traveler, speaking as if he believed his statement should silence any objections.

“It is quite impossible,” said Campbell, somewhat contemptuously; “I have business at Rothbury.”

“It’s totally impossible,” Campbell said, a bit disdainfully. “I have things to do in Rothbury.”

“But I am in no great hurry; I can ride out of the way, and never miss a day or so for good company.”

“But I’m not in a big rush; I can take the long way and still have good company every day or so.”

“Upon my faith, sir,” said Campbell, “I cannot render you the service you seem to desiderate. I am,” he added, drawing himself up haughtily, “travelling on my own private affairs, and if ye will act by my advisement, sir, ye will neither unite yourself with an absolute stranger on the road, nor communicate your line of journey to those who are asking ye no questions about it.” He then extricated his button, not very ceremoniously, from the hold which detained him, and coming up to me as the company were dispersing, observed, “Your friend, sir, is too communicative, considering the nature of his trust.”

“Honestly, sir,” said Campbell, “I can’t provide the help you seem to want. I am,” he added, straightening himself up with arrogance, “traveling for my own personal matters, and if you take my advice, sir, you will neither connect yourself with a complete stranger on the road, nor share your travel plans with those who aren’t asking you any questions about it.” He then unbuttoned his coat rather rudely and, as the group was breaking up, approached me and said, “Your friend, sir, is too open, given the nature of his role.”

“That gentleman,” I replied, looking towards the traveller, “is no friend of mine, but an acquaintance whom I picked up on the road. I know neither his name nor business, and you seem to be deeper in his confidence than I am.”

“That guy,” I replied, looking at the traveler, “isn't a friend of mine, just someone I met on the road. I don't know his name or what he does, and you seem to know him better than I do.”

“I only meant,” he replied hastily, “that he seems a thought rash in conferring the honour of his company on those who desire it not.”

“I just meant,” he replied quickly, “that he seems a bit reckless in giving the honor of his company to those who don’t want it.”

“The gentleman,” replied I, “knows his own affairs best, and I should be sorry to constitute myself a judge of them in any respect.”

“The gentleman,” I replied, “knows his own matters best, and I would hate to put myself in a position to judge them in any way.”

Mr. Campbell made no farther observation, but merely wished me a good journey, and the party dispersed for the evening.

Mr. Campbell didn’t say anything else, just wished me a good trip, and then everyone went their separate ways for the evening.

Next day I parted company with my timid companion, as I left the great northern road to turn more westerly in the direction of Osbaldistone Manor, my uncle's seat. I cannot tell whether he felt relieved or embarrassed by my departure, considering the dubious light in which he seemed to regard me. For my own part, his tremors ceased to amuse me, and, to say the truth, I was heartily glad to get rid of him.

The next day, I said goodbye to my nervous companion as I left the main northern road and headed west toward Osbaldistone Manor, my uncle's place. I can't say if he felt relieved or awkward about my leaving, given the questionable way he seemed to see me. As for me, I found his nervousness no longer entertaining, and honestly, I was really glad to be rid of him.





CHAPTER FIFTH.

                How melts my beating heart as I behold
           Each lovely nymph, our island's boast and pride,
                Push on the generous steed, that sweeps along
           O'er rough, o'er smooth, nor heeds the steepy hill,
                Nor falters in the extended vale below!
                                               The Chase.
                How my heart melts as I see
           Each beautiful nymph, the pride of our island,
                Urging on the noble steed that gallops
           Over rough and smooth, disregarding steep hills,
                And doesn’t stumble in the wide valley below!
                                               The Chase.

I approached my native north, for such I esteemed it, with that enthusiasm which romantic and wild scenery inspires in the lovers of nature. No longer interrupted by the babble of my companion, I could now remark the difference which the country exhibited from that through which I had hitherto travelled. The streams now more properly deserved the name, for, instead of slumbering stagnant among reeds and willows, they brawled along beneath the shade of natural copsewood; were now hurried down declivities, and now purled more leisurely, but still in active motion, through little lonely valleys, which, opening on the road from time to time, seemed to invite the traveller to explore their recesses. The Cheviots rose before me in frowning majesty; not, indeed, with the sublime variety of rock and cliff which characterizes mountains of the primary class but huge, round-headed, and clothed with a dark robe of russet, gaining, by their extent and desolate appearance, an influence upon the imagination, as a desert district possessing a character of its own.

I made my way north, which I saw as my true home, filled with the excitement that beautiful and wild landscapes bring to nature lovers. No longer distracted by my companion's chatter, I noticed the differences in the scenery compared to what I had seen before. The streams now truly lived up to their name; instead of being still and trapped among reeds and willows, they rushed along under the cover of natural bushes. They cascaded down slopes and meandered slowly through quiet valleys that occasionally opened up beside the road, almost inviting travelers to discover their hidden corners. The Cheviots rose before me with an imposing presence; not with the dramatic cliffs and rocks that define high mountains, but large and rounded, draped in a dark, earthy hue. Their vastness and lonely look created a powerful impression, giving the area a unique, desolate character.

The abode of my fathers, which I was now approaching, was situated in a glen, or narrow valley, which ran up among those hills. Extensive estates, which once belonged to the family of Osbaldistone, had been long dissipated by the misfortunes or misconduct of my ancestors; but enough was still attached to the old mansion, to give my uncle the title of a man of large property. This he employed (as I was given to understand by some inquiries which I made on the road) in maintaining the prodigal hospitality of a northern squire of the period, which he deemed essential to his family dignity.

The home of my ancestors, which I was now nearing, was located in a glen, or narrow valley, that ran through those hills. The vast estates that once belonged to the Osbaldistone family had been long wasted due to the misfortunes or misbehavior of my forebears; however, enough still remained with the old house to give my uncle the status of a man with significant wealth. I learned through some questions I asked along the way that he used this wealth to uphold the extravagant hospitality typical of a northern squire of the time, which he considered crucial for his family's dignity.

From the summit of an eminence I had already had a distant view of Osbaldistone Hall, a large and antiquated edifice, peeping out from a Druidical grove of huge oaks; and I was directing my course towards it, as straightly and as speedily as the windings of a very indifferent road would permit, when my horse, tired as he was, pricked up his ears at the enlivening notes of a pack of hounds in full cry, cheered by the occasional bursts of a French horn, which in those days was a constant accompaniment to the chase. I made no doubt that the pack was my uncle's, and drew up my horse with the purpose of suffering the hunters to pass without notice, aware that a hunting-field was not the proper scene to introduce myself to a keen sportsman, and determined when they had passed on, to proceed to the mansion-house at my own pace, and there to await the return of the proprietor from his sport. I paused, therefore, on a rising ground, and, not unmoved by the sense of interest which that species of silvan sport is so much calculated to inspire (although my mind was not at the moment very accessible to impressions of this nature), I expected with some eagerness the appearance of the huntsmen.

From the top of a hill, I had already caught a glimpse of Osbaldistone Hall, a large and old building, peeking out from a Druid-like grove of massive oaks. I was making my way toward it as quickly as the twists of a pretty rough road would allow when my horse, tired as he was, perked up his ears at the lively sounds of a pack of hounds in full chase, accompanied by the occasional blasts of a French horn, which back then was always a part of the hunt. I was sure the hounds belonged to my uncle, so I pulled my horse to a stop to let the hunters pass by without drawing attention. I knew that a hunting field wasn't the best place to introduce myself to a passionate sportsman, and I planned to continue to the house at my own speed once they were gone, where I would wait for the owner to return from hunting. So, I paused on a rise, and even though I wasn't really in the mood for the excitement that kind of outdoor sport usually brings (my mind was elsewhere at the moment), I waited somewhat eagerly for the huntsmen to show up.

The fox, hard run, and nearly spent, first made his appearance from the copse which clothed the right-hand side of the valley. His drooping brush, his soiled appearance, and jaded trot, proclaimed his fate impending; and the carrion crow, which hovered over him, already considered poor Reynard as soon to be his prey. He crossed the stream which divides the little valley, and was dragging himself up a ravine on the other side of its wild banks, when the headmost hounds, followed by the rest of the pack in full cry, burst from the coppice, followed by the huntsman and three or four riders. The dogs pursued the trace of Reynard with unerring instinct; and the hunters followed with reckless haste, regardless of the broken and difficult nature of the ground. They were tall, stout young men, well mounted, and dressed in green and red, the uniform of a sporting association, formed under the auspices of old Sir Hildebrand Osbaldistone.—“My cousins!” thought I, as they swept past me. The next reflection was, what is my reception likely to be among these worthy successors of Nimrod? and how improbable is it that I, knowing little or nothing of rural sports, shall find myself at ease, or happy, in my uncle's family. A vision that passed me interrupted these reflections.

The fox, exhausted and almost worn out, first appeared from the thicket that covered the right side of the valley. His drooping tail, dirty appearance, and tired trot indicated his impending doom; even the carrion crow circling above considered poor Reynard as soon to be its meal. He crossed the stream that divides the small valley and was dragging himself up a ravine on the other side of its wild banks when the leading hounds, followed by the rest of the pack in full chase, burst from the thicket, accompanied by the huntsman and three or four riders. The dogs tracked Reynard with incredible instinct, while the hunters pursued with reckless speed, ignoring the rough and challenging terrain. They were tall, sturdy young men, well-mounted and dressed in green and red, the uniform of a sporting group formed under the guidance of old Sir Hildebrand Osbaldistone. —“My cousins!” I thought as they raced past me. The next thought was about what my welcome would be among these worthy successors of Nimrod, and how unlikely it was that I, knowing little or nothing about rural sports, would feel comfortable or happy in my uncle's family. A vision that flashed before me interrupted these thoughts.

It was a young lady, the loveliness of whose very striking features was enhanced by the animation of the chase and the glow of the exercise, mounted on a beautiful horse, jet black, unless where he was flecked by spots of the snow-white foam which embossed his bridle. She wore, what was then somewhat unusual, a coat, vest, and hat, resembling those of a man, which fashion has since called a riding habit. The mode had been introduced while I was in France, and was perfectly new to me. Her long black hair streamed on the breeze, having in the hurry of the chase escaped from the ribbon which bound it. Some very broken ground, through which she guided her horse with the most admirable address and presence of mind, retarded her course, and brought her closer to me than any of the other riders had passed. I had, therefore, a full view of her uncommonly fine face and person, to which an inexpressible charm was added by the wild gaiety of the scene, and the romance of her singular dress and unexpected appearance. As she passed me, her horse made, in his impetuosity, an irregular movement, just while, coming once more upon open ground, she was again putting him to his speed. It served as an apology for me to ride close up to her, as if to her assistance. There was, however, no cause for alarm; it was not a stumble, nor a false step; and, if it had, the fair Amazon had too much self-possession to have been deranged by it. She thanked my good intentions, however, by a smile, and I felt encouraged to put my horse to the same pace, and to keep in her immediate neighbourhood. The clamour of “Whoop! dead! dead!”—and the corresponding flourish of the French horn, soon announced to us that there was no more occasion for haste, since the chase was at a close. One of the young men whom we had seen approached us, waving the brush of the fox in triumph, as if to upbraid my fair companion,

It was a young woman, whose striking features were made even more beautiful by the excitement of the chase and the glow of the exercise, riding a gorgeous horse, jet black, except where it was splattered with the snow-white foam that decorated its bridle. She wore something that was quite uncommon at the time, a coat, vest, and hat that looked like a man’s clothing, which fashion would later call a riding habit. This style had just been introduced while I was in France and was completely new to me. Her long black hair flowed in the wind, having come loose from the ribbon that usually held it back in the rush of the chase. Some rugged terrain, through which she expertly guided her horse with remarkable skill and composure, slowed her down and brought her closer to me than any of the other riders had been. I had a clear view of her exceptionally beautiful face and figure, which were made even more enchanting by the wild joy of the scene and the romance of her unusual outfit and unexpected presence. As she passed me, her horse made a sudden movement out of excitement, just as she was getting back to speed on open ground. That gave me a reason to ride up close to her, as if to offer my support. However, there was no reason for concern; it wasn't a stumble or a misstep; and even if it had been, the lovely Amazon was composed enough not to be thrown off by it. She thanked my intentions with a smile, which encouraged me to match her pace and stay nearby. The shout of “Whoop! dead! dead!”—along with the sound of the French horn—soon told us that there was no longer any need to hurry, as the chase had come to an end. One of the young men we had seen earlier approached us, triumphantly waving the fox's brush, as if to tease my fair companion.

“I see,” she replied,—“I see; but make no noise about it: if Phoebe,” she said, patting the neck of the beautiful animal on which she rode, “had not got among the cliffs, you would have had little cause for boasting.”

“I get it,” she answered, “I get it; but don’t make a fuss about it: if Phoebe,” she said, gently stroking the neck of the lovely horse she was riding, “hadn’t gotten into the cliffs, you wouldn’t have much to brag about.”

They met as she spoke, and I observed them both look at me, and converse a moment in an under-tone, the young lady apparently pressing the sportsman to do something which he declined shyly, and with a sort of sheepish sullenness. She instantly turned her horse's head towards me, saying,—“Well, well, Thornie, if you won't, I must, that's all.—Sir,” she continued, addressing me, “I have been endeavouring to persuade this cultivated young gentleman to make inquiry of you whether, in the course of your travels in these parts, you have heard anything of a friend of ours, one Mr. Francis Osbaldistone, who has been for some days expected at Osbaldistone Hall?”

They met while she was talking, and I noticed both of them glance at me and speak softly for a moment, with the young lady seemingly urging the sportsman to do something, which he awkwardly refused with a bit of a sulky expression. She immediately turned her horse toward me and said, “Well, well, Thornie, if you won’t, I guess I have to— that’s that. —Sir,” she added, addressing me, “I’ve been trying to convince this educated young man to ask you if, during your travels in this area, you’ve heard anything about a friend of ours, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone, who has been expected at Osbaldistone Hall for a few days now?”

I was too happy to acknowledge myself to be the party inquired after, and to express my thanks for the obliging inquiries of the young lady.

I was too happy to admit that I was the person they were asking about and to thank the young lady for her kind inquiry.

“In that case, sir,” she rejoined, “as my kinsman's politeness seems to be still slumbering, you will permit me (though I suppose it is highly improper) to stand mistress of ceremonies, and to present to you young Squire Thorncliff Osbaldistone, your cousin, and Die Vernon, who has also the honour to be your accomplished cousin's poor kinswoman.”

“In that case, sir,” she replied, “since my cousin’s politeness seems to still be asleep, would you allow me (even though I know it’s probably very rude) to take on the role of hostess and introduce you to young Squire Thorncliff Osbaldistone, your cousin, and Die Vernon, who also has the honor of being your accomplished cousin's less fortunate relative.”

There was a mixture of boldness, satire, and simplicity in the manner in which Miss Vernon pronounced these words. My knowledge of life was sufficient to enable me to take up a corresponding tone as I expressed my gratitude to her for her condescension, and my extreme pleasure at having met with them. To say the truth, the compliment was so expressed, that the lady might easily appropriate the greater share of it, for Thorncliff seemed an arrant country bumpkin, awkward, shy, and somewhat sulky withal. He shook hands with me, however, and then intimated his intention of leaving me that he might help the huntsman and his brothers to couple up the hounds,—a purpose which he rather communicated by way of information to Miss Vernon than as apology to me.

There was a blend of confidence, sarcasm, and straightforwardness in the way Miss Vernon said these words. My understanding of life was enough for me to match her tone as I expressed my gratitude for her kindness and my genuine pleasure at having met them. To be honest, the compliment was delivered in such a way that the lady could easily claim most of it, since Thorncliff came off as a total country bumpkin—awkward, shy, and a bit sulky. He did shake my hand, though, and then mentioned that he was going to leave to help the huntsman and his brothers get the hounds ready—a point he seemed to share with Miss Vernon more as a heads-up than as an apology to me.

“There he goes,” said the young lady, following him with eyes in which disdain was admirably painted—“the prince of grooms and cock-fighters, and blackguard horse-coursers. But there is not one of them to mend another.—Have you read Markham?” said Miss Vernon.

“There he goes,” said the young lady, watching him with eyes full of disdain—“the prince of grooms and cock-fighters, and lowlife horse racers. But not one of them can fix another.—Have you read Markham?” said Miss Vernon.

“Read whom, ma'am?—I do not even remember the author's name.”

“Read who, ma'am?—I don't even remember the author's name.”

“O lud! on what a strand are you wrecked!” replied the young lady. “A poor forlorn and ignorant stranger, unacquainted with the very Alcoran of the savage tribe whom you are come to reside among—Never to have heard of Markham, the most celebrated author on farriery! then I fear you are equally a stranger to the more modern names of Gibson and Bartlett?”

“O my! On what shore are you stranded!” replied the young lady. “A poor, lost, and clueless stranger, unfamiliar with the very principles of the savage tribe you're here to live with—Never having heard of Markham, the most famous author on horseshoeing! Then I worry you’re also unfamiliar with the more current names of Gibson and Bartlett?”

“I am, indeed, Miss Vernon.”

"I'm definitely Miss Vernon."

“And do you not blush to own it?” said Miss Vernon. “Why, we must forswear your alliance. Then, I suppose, you can neither give a ball, nor a mash, nor a horn!”

“And don’t you feel embarrassed to admit it?” said Miss Vernon. “Well, I guess we have to give up your partnership. Then, I assume you can’t host a party, or a get-together, or a dance!”

“I confess I trust all these matters to an ostler, or to my groom.”

“I admit I rely on a stablehand or my groom for all these matters.”

“Incredible carelessness!—And you cannot shoe a horse, or cut his mane and tail; or worm a dog, or crop his ears, or cut his dew-claws; or reclaim a hawk, or give him his casting-stones, or direct his diet when he is sealed; or”—

“Incredible carelessness!—And you can’t shoe a horse, or cut his mane and tail; or deworm a dog, or crop his ears, or cut his dewclaws; or train a hawk, or give him his casting stones, or manage his diet when he is sealed; or”—

“To sum up my insignificance in one word,” replied I, “I am profoundly ignorant in all these rural accomplishments.”

“To sum up my insignificance in one word,” I replied, “I am completely clueless about all of these rural skills.”

“Then, in the name of Heaven, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone, what can you do?”

“Then, for Heaven's sake, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone, what can you do?”

“Very little to the purpose, Miss Vernon; something, however, I can pretend to—When my groom has dressed my horse I can ride him, and when my hawk is in the field, I can fly him.”

“Not much of use, Miss Vernon; but I can pretend—Once my groom has saddled my horse, I can ride him, and when my hawk is out hunting, I can fly him.”

“Can you do this?” said the young lady, putting her horse to a canter.

“Can you do this?” the young lady said, urging her horse into a canter.

There was a sort of rude overgrown fence crossed the path before us, with a gate composed of pieces of wood rough from the forest; I was about to move forward to open it, when Miss Vernon cleared the obstruction at a flying leap. I was bound in point of honour to follow, and was in a moment again at her side. “There are hopes of you yet,” she said. “I was afraid you had been a very degenerate Osbaldistone. But what on earth brings you to Cub-Castle?—for so the neighbours have christened this hunting-hall of ours. You might have stayed away, I suppose, if you would?”

There was a sort of rough, overgrown fence blocking the path in front of us, with a gate made from uneven pieces of wood from the forest. I was about to move forward to open it when Miss Vernon jumped over the obstacle in a single bound. I felt it was my duty to follow, and in a moment I was back at her side. “There’s hope for you yet,” she said. “I was worried you had turned into a pretty useless Osbaldistone. But what on earth brings you to Cub-Castle?—as the neighbors have named this hunting lodge of ours. I suppose you could have stayed away if you wanted to?”

I felt I was by this time on a very intimate footing with my beautiful apparition, and therefore replied, in a confidential under-tone—“Indeed, my dear Miss Vernon, I might have considered it as a sacrifice to be a temporary resident in Osbaldistone Hall, the inmates being such as you describe them; but I am convinced there is one exception that will make amends for all deficiencies.”

I felt like I was close to my beautiful vision, so I responded in a confidential tone, “Honestly, my dear Miss Vernon, I might have thought of it as a sacrifice to stay temporarily at Osbaldistone Hall, considering the way you describe the residents. But I’m sure there’s one exception that will make up for all the shortcomings.”

“O, you mean Rashleigh?” said Miss Vernon.

“O, you mean Rashleigh?” said Miss Vernon.

“Indeed I do not; I was thinking—forgive me—of some person much nearer me.”

"Actually, I wasn't; I was thinking—sorry about that—of someone much closer to me."

“I suppose it would be proper not to understand your civility?—But that is not my way—I don't make a courtesy for it because I am sitting on horseback. But, seriously, I deserve your exception, for I am the only conversable being about the Hall, except the old priest and Rashleigh.”

“I guess it would be correct not to understand your politeness?—But that’s not how I do things—I don’t bow out of courtesy just because I’m on a horse. But honestly, I deserve your exception, as I’m the only person worth talking to around the Hall, besides the old priest and Rashleigh.”

“And who is Rashleigh, for Heaven's sake?”

“And who is Rashleigh, for heaven's sake?”

“Rashleigh is one who would fain have every one like him for his own sake. He is Sir Hildebrand's youngest son—about your own age, but not so—not well looking, in short. But nature has given him a mouthful of common sense, and the priest has added a bushelful of learning; he is what we call a very clever man in this country, where clever men are scarce. Bred to the church, but in no hurry to take orders.”

“Rashleigh is someone who wants everyone to like him for his own sake. He is Sir Hildebrand's youngest son—around your age, but not quite so good-looking, to put it simply. However, nature has given him a good amount of common sense, and the priest has added a ton of knowledge; he's what we would call a very clever man in this country, where clever people are rare. Raised for the church, but not in a rush to get ordained.”

“To the Catholic Church?”

"To the Catholic Church?"

“The Catholic Church? what Church else?” said the young lady. “But I forgot—they told me you are a heretic. Is that true, Mr. Osbaldistone?”

“The Catholic Church? What other church could there be?” said the young lady. “But I forgot—they told me you’re a heretic. Is that true, Mr. Osbaldistone?”

“I must not deny the charge.”

"I can't deny the claim."

“And yet you have been abroad, and in Catholic countries?”

“And yet you’ve traveled abroad, and in Catholic countries?”

“For nearly four years.”

“For almost four years.”

“You have seen convents?”

"Have you seen convents?"

“Often; but I have not seen much in them which recommended the Catholic religion.”

“Often; but I haven't seen much in them that recommends the Catholic religion.”

“Are not the inhabitants happy?”

"Are the inhabitants not happy?"

“Some are unquestionably so, whom either a profound sense of devotion, or an experience of the persecutions and misfortunes of the world, or a natural apathy of temper, has led into retirement. Those who have adopted a life of seclusion from sudden and overstrained enthusiasm, or in hasty resentment of some disappointment or mortification, are very miserable. The quickness of sensation soon returns, and like the wilder animals in a menagerie, they are restless under confinement, while others muse or fatten in cells of no larger dimensions than theirs.”

“Some people definitely fit this description, having either a deep sense of devotion, a history of experiencing the world's persecutions and hardships, or a naturally indifferent temperament that has pushed them into isolation. Those who choose a secluded life out of sudden and excessive enthusiasm, or in a rash reaction to some disappointment, tend to be quite unhappy. Their sensitivity quickly comes back, and like wild animals in a zoo, they feel restless in captivity, while others reflect or gain weight in cells just as small as theirs.”

“And what,” continued Miss Vernon, “becomes of those victims who are condemned to a convent by the will of others? what do they resemble? especially, what do they resemble, if they are born to enjoy life, and feel its blessings?”

“And what,” continued Miss Vernon, “happens to those victims who are sent to a convent by others? What do they resemble? Especially, what do they resemble if they're meant to enjoy life and feel its blessings?”

“They are like imprisoned singing-birds,” replied I, “condemned to wear out their lives in confinement, which they try to beguile by the exercise of accomplishments which would have adorned society had they been left at large.”

“They are like caged singing birds,” I replied, “forced to spend their lives in captivity, trying to distract themselves with talents that would have enriched society if they had been free.”

“I shall be,” returned Miss Vernon—“that is,” said she, correcting herself—“I should be rather like the wild hawk, who, barred the free exercise of his soar through heaven, will dash himself to pieces against the bars of his cage. But to return to Rashleigh,” said she, in a more lively tone, “you will think him the pleasantest man you ever saw in your life, Mr. Osbaldistone,—that is, for a week at least. If he could find out a blind mistress, never man would be so secure of conquest; but the eye breaks the spell that enchants the ear.—But here we are in the court of the old hall, which looks as wild and old-fashioned as any of its inmates. There is no great toilette kept at Osbaldistone Hall, you must know; but I must take off these things, they are so unpleasantly warm,—and the hat hurts my forehead, too,” continued the lively girl, taking it off, and shaking down a profusion of sable ringlets, which, half laughing, half blushing, she separated with her white slender fingers, in order to clear them away from her beautiful face and piercing hazel eyes. If there was any coquetry in the action, it was well disguised by the careless indifference of her manner. I could not help saying, “that, judging of the family from what I saw, I should suppose the toilette a very unnecessary care.”

“I will be,” replied Miss Vernon—“that is,” she corrected herself—“I should be a bit like a wild hawk who, unable to fly freely in the sky, will crash into the bars of his cage. But back to Rashleigh,” she said, brightening up, “you’ll find him to be the most charming man you’ve ever met, Mr. Osbaldistone—at least for a week. If he could find a blind mistress, no man would be more confident of success; but the eye breaks the spell that enchants the ear.—But here we are in the courtyard of the old hall, which looks just as wild and old-fashioned as its inhabitants. You should know that there isn’t much of a fuss about appearances at Osbaldistone Hall; but I have to take off these things, they’re uncomfortably warm—and the hat is hurting my forehead too,” the lively girl added, removing it and letting her cascade of black ringlets fall, which she playfully and bashfully combed away from her beautiful face and sharp hazel eyes with her slender white fingers. If there was any flirtation in her actions, it was well hidden by her nonchalant attitude. I couldn’t help but say, “from what I've seen of the family, I'd think keeping up appearances is quite unnecessary.”

“That's very politely said—though, perhaps, I ought not to understand in what sense it was meant,” replied Miss Vernon; “but you will see a better apology for a little negligence when you meet the Orsons you are to live amongst, whose forms no toilette could improve. But, as I said before, the old dinner-bell will clang, or rather clank, in a few minutes—it cracked of its own accord on the day of the landing of King Willie, and my uncle, respecting its prophetic talent, would never permit it to be mended. So do you hold my palfrey, like a duteous knight, until I send some more humble squire to relieve you of the charge.”

“That's very politely put—though maybe I shouldn't assume what you really meant,” replied Miss Vernon. “But you'll have a better excuse for a little sloppiness when you meet the Orsons you'll be living with, whose appearances no amount of grooming could improve. But, as I mentioned earlier, the old dinner bell is going to ring, or rather clank, in a few minutes—it broke on the day King Willie landed, and my uncle, respecting its supposed powers, wouldn't let anyone fix it. So could you hold my horse, like a loyal knight, until I send some less important squire to take over?”

She threw me the rein as if we had been acquainted from our childhood, jumped from her saddle, tripped across the courtyard, and entered at a side-door, leaving me in admiration of her beauty, and astonished with the over-frankness of her manners, which seemed the more extraordinary at a time when the dictates of politeness, flowing from the court of the Grand Monarque Louis XIV., prescribed to the fair sex an unusual severity of decorum. I was left awkwardly enough stationed in the centre of the court of the old hall, mounted on one horse, and holding another in my hand.

She tossed me the reins as if we had known each other since childhood, jumped off her horse, walked across the courtyard, and entered through a side door, leaving me in awe of her beauty and shocked by her blatant friendliness, which felt even more surprising at a time when the rules of politeness, stemming from the court of the Grand Monarch Louis XIV, imposed an unusual strictness on the behavior of women. I was awkwardly left standing in the middle of the courtyard of the old hall, on one horse and holding another in my hand.

The building afforded little to interest a stranger, had I been disposed to consider it attentively; the sides of the quadrangle were of various architecture, and with their stone-shafted latticed windows, projecting turrets, and massive architraves, resembled the inside of a convent, or of one of the older and less splendid colleges of Oxford. I called for a domestic, but was for some time totally unattended to; which was the more provoking, as I could perceive I was the object of curiosity to several servants, both male and female, from different parts of the building, who popped out their heads and withdrew them, like rabbits in a warren, before I could make a direct appeal to the attention of any individual. The return of the huntsmen and hounds relieved me from my embarrassment, and with some difficulty I got one down to relieve me of the charge of the horses, and another stupid boor to guide me to the presence of Sir Hildebrand. This service he performed with much such grace and good-will, as a peasant who is compelled to act as guide to a hostile patrol; and in the same manner I was obliged to guard against his deserting me in the labyrinth of low vaulted passages which conducted to “Stun Hall,” as he called it, where I was to be introduced to the gracious presence of my uncle.

The building didn't offer much to catch a stranger's interest, had I been inclined to really look at it; the sides of the courtyard featured various architectural styles, and with their stone-shafted lattice windows, jutting turrets, and heavy architraves, it looked like the inside of a convent or one of the older, less grand colleges at Oxford. I called for a staff member, but was left waiting for quite a while; this was even more annoying since I noticed several servants, both men and women, peeking out at me from different parts of the building, like rabbits in a warren, before I could get any of them to actually help me. The return of the hunters and hounds got me out of my awkward situation, and after some effort, I got one of them to take care of the horses and another dull-witted guy to lead me to Sir Hildebrand. He guided me with all the enthusiasm of a peasant forced to escort a hostile patrol; I had to make sure he didn't lose me in the maze of low-vaulted passages that led to “Stun Hall,” as he called it, where I would be introduced to my uncle.

We did, however, at length reach a long vaulted room, floored with stone, where a range of oaken tables, of a weight and size too massive ever to be moved aside, were already covered for dinner. This venerable apartment, which had witnessed the feasts of several generations of the Osbaldistone family, bore also evidence of their success in field sports. Huge antlers of deer, which might have been trophies of the hunting of Chevy Chace, were ranged around the walls, interspersed with the stuffed skins of badgers, otters, martins, and other animals of the chase. Amidst some remnants of old armour, which had, perhaps, served against the Scotch, hung the more valued weapons of silvan war, cross-bows, guns of various device and construction, nets, fishing-rods, otter-spears, hunting-poles, with many other singular devices, and engines for taking or killing game. A few old pictures, dimmed with smoke, and stained with March beer, hung on the walls, representing knights and ladies, honoured, doubtless, and renowned in their day; those frowning fearfully from huge bushes of wig and of beard; and these looking delightfully with all their might at the roses which they brandished in their hands.

We eventually reached a long vaulted room with a stone floor, where a set of heavy oak tables, too large to be moved, was already set for dinner. This old room, which had seen the feasts of many generations of the Osbaldistone family, also showed signs of their success in hunting. Huge deer antlers, possibly trophies from the legendary hunting of Chevy Chace, were displayed on the walls, mixed with the stuffed skins of badgers, otters, martins, and other game animals. Among some remnants of old armor, which may have been used against the Scots, hung the more prized weapons for hunting, including crossbows, various types of guns, nets, fishing rods, otter spears, hunting poles, and many other unique tools and devices for catching or killing game. A few old paintings, darkened by smoke and stained with March beer, were hung on the walls, depicting knights and ladies, surely honored and famous in their time; some glaring sternly from large wigs and beards, while others smiled brightly as they held roses in their hands.

I had just time to give a glance at these matters, when about twelve blue-coated servants burst into the hall with much tumult and talk, each rather employed in directing his comrades than in discharging his own duty. Some brought blocks and billets to the fire, which roared, blazed, and ascended, half in smoke, half in flame, up a huge tunnel, with an opening wide enough to accommodate a stone seat within its ample vault, and which was fronted, by way of chimney-piece, with a huge piece of heavy architecture, where the monsters of heraldry, embodied by the art of some Northumbrian chisel, grinned and ramped in red free-stone, now japanned by the smoke of centuries. Others of these old-fashioned serving-men bore huge smoking dishes, loaded with substantial fare; others brought in cups, flagons, bottles, yea barrels of liquor. All tramped, kicked, plunged, shouldered, and jostled, doing as little service with as much tumult as could well be imagined. At length, while the dinner was, after various efforts, in the act of being arranged upon the board, “the clamour much of men and dogs,” the cracking of whips, calculated for the intimidation of the latter, voices loud and high, steps which, impressed by the heavy-heeled boots of the period, clattered like those in the statue of the Festin de Pierre,* announced the arrival of those for whose benefit the preparations were made.

I just had time to glance at these things when about twelve blue-coated servants stormed into the hall, making a lot of noise and chatting. Each one seemed more focused on directing their teammates than actually doing their own jobs. Some brought logs and chunks of wood to the fire, which roared and blazed, sending up flames and smoke through a huge chimney that was large enough for a stone seat in its spacious vault. The chimney was decorated with an impressive piece of heavy architecture, where the heraldic monsters, carved by some Northumbrian artist, leered and posed in red stone, now blackened by years of smoke. Other old-fashioned servants carried large, steaming dishes full of hearty food; some brought cups, flasks, bottles, and even barrels of drinks. They all stomped, kicked, pushed, and jostled each other, making as much noise as possible while getting very little done. Finally, as the dinner was being set up on the table after various attempts, the "clamor of men and dogs," the cracking of whips meant to scare the latter, loud voices, and heavy boot steps that clattered like those in the statue of the Festin de Pierre,* signaled the arrival of those for whom all these preparations were made.

* Now called Don Juan.

Now known as Don Juan.

The hubbub among the servants rather increased than diminished as this crisis approached. Some called to make haste,—others to take time,—some exhorted to stand out of the way, and make room for Sir Hildebrand and the young squires,—some to close round the table and be in the way,—some bawled to open, some to shut, a pair of folding-doors which divided the hall from a sort of gallery, as I afterwards learned, or withdrawing-room, fitted up with black wainscot. Opened the doors were at length, and in rushed curs and men,—eight dogs, the domestic chaplain, the village doctor, my six cousins, and my uncle.

The noise among the servants increased rather than decreased as this crisis approached. Some shouted to hurry up, others urged to take their time, some encouraged everyone to get out of the way and make room for Sir Hildebrand and the young squires, while others insisted on gathering around the table and being in the way. Some yelled to open the doors, while others wanted them closed, which separated the hall from what I later learned was a sort of gallery or withdrawing room, fitted with black paneling. Eventually, the doors were opened, and in rushed a mix of dogs and people—eight dogs, the family chaplain, the village doctor, my six cousins, and my uncle.





CHAPTER SIXTH.

                The rude hall rocks—they come, they come,—
                   The din of voices shakes the dome;—
                In stalk the various forms, and, drest
                   In varying morion, varying vest,
       All march with haughty step—all proudly shake the crest.
                                               Penrose.
                The noisy hall shakes—they're coming, they're coming,—  
                   The sound of voices rattles the ceiling;—  
                In come the different figures, dressed  
                   In different armor, different outfits,  
       All strut with arrogant steps—all proudly toss their heads.  
                                               Penrose.

If Sir Hildebrand Osbaldistone was in no hurry to greet his nephew, of whose arrival he must have been informed for some time, he had important avocations to allege in excuse. “Had seen thee sooner, lad,” he exclaimed, after a rough shake of the hand, and a hearty welcome to Osbaldistone Hall, “but had to see the hounds kennelled first. Thou art welcome to the Hall, lad—here is thy cousin Percie, thy cousin Thornie, and thy cousin John—your cousin Dick, your cousin Wilfred, and—stay, where's Rashleigh?—ay, here's Rashleigh—take thy long body aside Thornie, and let's see thy brother a bit—your cousin Rashleigh. So, thy father has thought on the old Hall, and old Sir Hildebrand at last—better late than never—Thou art welcome, lad, and there's enough. Where's my little Die?—ay, here she comes—this is my niece Die, my wife's brother's daughter—the prettiest girl in our dales, be the other who she may—and so now let's to the sirloin.”—

If Sir Hildebrand Osbaldistone wasn't in a rush to greet his nephew, whom he must have known was arriving for some time, he had important reasons to explain his delay. “I would have seen you sooner, lad,” he exclaimed after giving a rough handshake and a warm welcome to Osbaldistone Hall. “But I had to see the hounds settled first. You’re welcome to the Hall, lad—here’s your cousin Percie, your cousin Thornie, and your cousin John—your cousin Dick, your cousin Wilfred, and—wait, where’s Rashleigh?—ah, here’s Rashleigh—move aside, Thornie, so we can see your brother a bit—your cousin Rashleigh. So, your father has finally thought about the old Hall and old Sir Hildebrand—better late than never. You’re welcome, lad, and there’s plenty to eat. Where’s my little Die?—ah, here she comes—this is my niece Die, my wife’s brother’s daughter—the prettiest girl around here, whoever else there might be—and now let’s get to the sirloin.”

To gain some idea of the person who held this language, you must suppose, my dear Tresham, a man aged about sixty, in a hunting suit which had once been richly laced, but whose splendour had been tarnished by many a November and December storm. Sir Hildebrand, notwithstanding the abruptness of his present manner, had, at one period of his life, known courts and camps; had held a commission in the army which encamped on Hounslow Heath previous to the Revolution—and, recommended perhaps by his religion, had been knighted about the same period by the unfortunate and ill-advised James II. But the Knight's dreams of further preferment, if he ever entertained any, had died away at the crisis which drove his patron from the throne, and since that period he had spent a sequestered life upon his native domains. Notwithstanding his rusticity, however, Sir Hildebrand retained much of the exterior of a gentleman, and appeared among his sons as the remains of a Corinthian pillar, defaced and overgrown with moss and lichen, might have looked, if contrasted with the rough unhewn masses of upright stones in Stonhenge, or any other Druidical temple. The sons were, indeed, heavy unadorned blocks as the eye would desire to look upon. Tall, stout, and comely, all and each of the five eldest seemed to want alike the Promethean fire of intellect, and the exterior grace and manner, which, in the polished world, sometimes supply mental deficiency. Their most valuable moral quality seemed to be the good-humour and content which was expressed in their heavy features, and their only pretence to accomplishment was their dexterity in field sports, for which alone they lived. The strong Gyas, and the strong Cloanthus, are not less distinguished by the poet, than the strong Percival, the strong Thorncliff, the strong John, Richard, and Wilfred Osbaldistones, were by outward appearance.

To give you an idea of the person who spoke this way, you should picture, my dear Tresham, a man around sixty years old, dressed in a hunting outfit that used to be lavishly embellished, but whose glory had faded due to many harsh November and December storms. Sir Hildebrand, despite his brusque demeanor now, had once been part of royal courts and military camps; he had served in the army stationed on Hounslow Heath before the Revolution—and perhaps due to his faith, he was knighted around the same time by the unfortunate and misguided James II. However, any dreams he might have had for further advancement faded away when his patron lost the throne, and since then, he had lived a secluded life on his ancestral land. Despite his rusticity, Sir Hildebrand still conveyed much of a gentleman's appearance and stood among his sons like a Corinthian pillar, damaged and covered with moss and lichen, when compared to the rough, unrefined stone blocks of Stonehenge or any other Druid temple. The sons were indeed heavy, plain blocks that the eye would not find appealing. Tall, sturdy, and decent-looking, each of the five eldest seemed to lack both the spark of intellect and the polish and mannerisms that sometimes compensate for mental shortcomings in the sophisticated world. Their most notable moral trait appeared to be the good-natured contentment reflected in their heavy features, and their sole claim to skill was their proficiency in field sports, which was their only passion. The strong Gyas and the strong Cloanthus are as noted by the poet, as the strong Percival, the strong Thorncliff, and the strong John, Richard, and Wilfred Osbaldistones were by their physical presence.

But, as if to indemnify herself for a uniformity so uncommon in her productions, Dame Nature had rendered Rashleigh Osbaldistone a striking contrast in person and manner, and, as I afterwards learned, in temper and talents, not only to his brothers, but to most men whom I had hitherto met with. When Percie, Thornie, and Co. had respectively nodded, grinned, and presented their shoulder rather than their hand, as their father named them to their new kinsman, Rashleigh stepped forward, and welcomed me to Osbaldistone Hall, with the air and manner of a man of the world. His appearance was not in itself prepossessing. He was of low stature, whereas all his brethren seemed to be descendants of Anak; and while they were handsomely formed, Rashleigh, though strong in person, was bull-necked and cross-made, and from some early injury in his youth had an imperfection in his gait, so much resembling an absolute halt, that many alleged that it formed the obstacle to his taking orders; the Church of Rome, as is well known, admitting none to the clerical profession who labours under any personal deformity. Others, however, ascribed this unsightly defect to a mere awkward habit, and contended that it did not amount to a personal disqualification from holy orders.

But, as if to make up for the unusual sameness in her creations, Mother Nature had made Rashleigh Osbaldistone a striking contrast in looks and behavior, and, as I later found out, in temperament and skills, not only compared to his brothers but to most men I had encountered so far. When Percie, Thornie, and the others had nodded, grinned, and offered their shoulders instead of their hands, as their father introduced them to their new relative, Rashleigh stepped forward and welcomed me to Osbaldistone Hall with the demeanor of a worldly man. His appearance wasn’t particularly charming. He was short, while all his brothers seemed like giants; and although they were well-proportioned, Rashleigh, despite being strong, had a bull neck and an awkward build. Due to an injury he sustained in his youth, he had a noticeable limp that many claimed was the reason he couldn't enter the clergy; the Church of Rome, as is well known, doesn’t accept anyone into the priesthood who has any physical deformity. However, others attributed this unattractive flaw to a simple awkward habit, arguing that it wasn’t a valid reason to disqualify him from holy orders.

The features of Rashleigh were such, as, having looked upon, we in vain wish to banish from our memory, to which they recur as objects of painful curiosity, although we dwell upon them with a feeling of dislike, and even of disgust. It was not the actual plainness of his face, taken separately from the meaning, which made this strong impression. His features were, indeed, irregular, but they were by no means vulgar; and his keen dark eyes, and shaggy eyebrows, redeemed his face from the charge of commonplace ugliness. But there was in these eyes an expression of art and design, and, on provocation, a ferocity tempered by caution, which nature had made obvious to the most ordinary physiognomist, perhaps with the same intention that she has given the rattle to the poisonous snake. As if to compensate him for these disadvantages of exterior, Rashleigh Osbaldistone was possessed of a voice the most soft, mellow, and rich in its tones that I ever heard, and was at no loss for language of every sort suited to so fine an organ. His first sentence of welcome was hardly ended, ere I internally agreed with Miss Vernon, that my new kinsman would make an instant conquest of a mistress whose ears alone were to judge his cause. He was about to place himself beside me at dinner, but Miss Vernon, who, as the only female in the family, arranged all such matters according to her own pleasure, contrived that I should sit betwixt Thorncliff and herself; and it can scarce be doubted that I favoured this more advantageous arrangement.

The features of Rashleigh were such that once seen, we couldn't help but wish we could forget them, yet they kept coming back to us with a sense of painful curiosity, even though we thought about them with dislike and disgust. It wasn't just the plainness of his face, viewed on its own, that created this strong impression. His features were certainly irregular, but they weren't ugly; his sharp dark eyes and bushy eyebrows saved his face from being considered just ordinary ugly. However, there was something in those eyes that showed artistry and design, and a fierce caution that nature had made clear to even the most basic observer, perhaps as a warning, much like the rattle of a poisonous snake. To balance out these exterior drawbacks, Rashleigh Osbaldistone had the softest, richest, and most melodious voice I had ever heard and knew just what to say to match such a fine voice. By the time he finished his first welcoming sentence, I internally agreed with Miss Vernon that my new relative would easily win over a woman whose only criteria were her ears. He was about to sit next to me at dinner, but Miss Vernon, being the only woman in the family, decided the seating arrangements according to her preferences, and made sure I sat between Thorncliff and her; it was clear that I preferred this more advantageous setup.

“I want to speak with you,” she said, “and I have placed honest Thornie betwixt Rashleigh and you on purpose. He will be like—

“I want to talk to you,” she said, “and I’ve intentionally put honest Thornie between Rashleigh and you. He’ll be like—

                    Feather-bed 'twixt castle wall
                    And heavy brunt of cannon ball,
                    Feather-bed between the castle wall
                    And the heavy impact of cannonball,

while I, your earliest acquaintance in this intellectual family, ask of you how you like us all?”

while I, your first friend in this intellectual family, ask you how you feel about us all?”

“A very comprehensive question, Miss Vernon, considering how short while I have been at Osbaldistone Hall.”

“A really thorough question, Miss Vernon, especially given how brief my time has been at Osbaldistone Hall.”

“Oh, the philosophy of our family lies on the surface—there are minute shades distinguishing the individuals, which require the eye of an intelligent observer; but the species, as naturalists I believe call it, may be distinguished and characterized at once.”

“Oh, the philosophy of our family is obvious—there are small differences that distinguish the individuals, which require a keen observer; but the type, as naturalists call it, can be identified and described right away.”

“My five elder cousins, then, are I presume of pretty nearly the same character.”

"My five older cousins are probably pretty much the same."

“Yes, they form a happy compound of sot, gamekeeper, bully, horse-jockey, and fool; but as they say there cannot be found two leaves on the same tree exactly alike, so these happy ingredients, being mingled in somewhat various proportions in each individual, make an agreeable variety for those who like to study character.”

“Yes, they create a cheerful mix of drunkard, gamekeeper, tough guy, horse jockey, and fool; but just as it’s said that no two leaves on the same tree are exactly alike, these happy elements, blended in different proportions in each person, create an interesting variety for those who enjoy studying character.”

“Give me a sketch, if you please, Miss Vernon.”

“Could you give me a sketch, please, Miss Vernon?”

“You shall have them all in a family-piece, at full length—the favour is too easily granted to be refused. Percie, the son and heir, has more of the sot than of the gamekeeper, bully, horse-jockey, or fool—My precious Thornie is more of the bully than the sot, gamekeeper, jockey, or fool—John, who sleeps whole weeks amongst the hills, has most of the gamekeeper—The jockey is powerful with Dickon, who rides two hundred miles by day and night to be bought and sold at a horse-race—And the fool predominates so much over Wilfred's other qualities, that he may be termed a fool positive.”

"You'll have all of them in a family portrait, full-length—the request is too easily granted to be turned down. Percie, the son and heir, is more of a drunk than a gamekeeper, a bully, a horse jockey, or a fool—My dear Thornie is more of a bully than a drunk, gamekeeper, jockey, or fool—John, who sleeps for weeks in the hills, has the most of the gamekeeper—The jockey aspect is strong with Dickon, who rides two hundred miles day and night to be bought and sold at horse races—And the fool aspect is so dominant in Wilfred that he can definitely be called a fool."

“A goodly collection, Miss Vernon, and the individual varieties belong to a most interesting species. But is there no room on the canvas for Sir Hildebrand?”

“A fine collection, Miss Vernon, and the different types belong to a really interesting species. But isn't there any space on the canvas for Sir Hildebrand?”

“I love my uncle,” was her reply: “I owe him some kindness (such it was meant for at least), and I will leave you to draw his picture yourself, when you know him better.”

“I love my uncle,” she replied. “I owe him some kindness (at least that’s what it was meant to be), and I’ll let you draw your own conclusion about him once you get to know him better.”

“Come,” thought I to myself, “I am glad there is some forbearance. After all, who would have looked for such bitter satire from a creature so young, and so exquisitely beautiful?”

“Come,” I thought to myself, “I’m glad there’s some tolerance. After all, who would expect such harsh sarcasm from someone so young and so beautifully exquisite?”

“You are thinking of me,” she said, bending her dark eyes on me, as if she meant to pierce through my very soul.

“You're thinking about me,” she said, casting her dark eyes on me as if she intended to see straight into my soul.

“I certainly was,” I replied, with some embarrassment at the determined suddenness of the question, and then, endeavouring to give a complimentary turn to my frank avowal—“How is it possible I should think of anything else, seated as I have the happiness to be?”

“I definitely was,” I answered, feeling a bit embarrassed by the suddenness of the question. Then, trying to put a nice spin on my honest admission—“How could I think of anything else, given how happy I am to be seated here?”

She smiled with such an expression of concentrated haughtiness as she alone could have thrown into her countenance. “I must inform you at once, Mr. Osbaldistone, that compliments are entirely lost upon me; do not, therefore, throw away your pretty sayings—they serve fine gentlemen who travel in the country, instead of the toys, beads, and bracelets, which navigators carry to propitiate the savage inhabitants of newly-discovered lands. Do not exhaust your stock in trade;—you will find natives in Northumberland to whom your fine things will recommend you—on me they would be utterly thrown away, for I happen to know their real value.”

She smiled with a unique mix of concentrated arrogance that only she could manage. “I need to let you know right away, Mr. Osbaldistone, that compliments mean nothing to me; so please, don't waste your clever remarks—they might impress charming gentlemen traveling through the countryside, the same way navigators use toys, beads, and bracelets to win over the local tribes in newly-discovered lands. Don't deplete your supply; you'll find locals in Northumberland who would appreciate your fancy words—on me, they would be completely pointless, because I know their true worth.”

I was silenced and confounded.

I was muted and confused.

“You remind me at this moment,” said the young lady, resuming her lively and indifferent manner, “of the fairy tale, where the man finds all the money which he had carried to market suddenly changed into pieces of slate. I have cried down and ruined your whole stock of complimentary discourse by one unlucky observation. But come, never mind it—You are belied, Mr. Osbaldistone, unless you have much better conversation than these fadeurs, which every gentleman with a toupet thinks himself obliged to recite to an unfortunate girl, merely because she is dressed in silk and gauze, while he wears superfine cloth with embroidery. Your natural paces, as any of my five cousins might say, are far preferable to your complimentary amble. Endeavour to forget my unlucky sex; call me Tom Vernon, if you have a mind, but speak to me as you would to a friend and companion; you have no idea how much I shall like you.”

“You remind me right now,” said the young lady, slipping back into her lively and indifferent attitude, “of that fairy tale where the man finds all the money he took to market has suddenly turned into pieces of slate. I’ve ruined your entire stock of nice things to say with one unfortunate comment. But never mind that— You’re misrepresented, Mr. Osbaldistone, unless you have much better conversation than these clichés that every guy with a fancy hairstyle feels he has to recite to an unfortunate girl, just because she’s dressed in silk and gauze while he’s in fancy, embroidered cloth. Your natural way of speaking, as any of my five cousins would say, is way better than your polite small talk. Try to forget my unlucky gender; call me Tom Vernon if you want, but talk to me like you would to a friend and companion; you have no idea how much I’m going to like you.”

“That would be a bribe indeed,” returned I.

"That would really be a bribe," I replied.

“Again!” replied Miss Vernon, holding up her finger; “I told you I would not bear the shadow of a compliment. And now, when you have pledged my uncle, who threatens you with what he calls a brimmer, I will tell you what you think of me.”

“Again!” replied Miss Vernon, holding up her finger. “I told you I wouldn’t tolerate even a hint of a compliment. And now, after you’ve toasted my uncle, who threatens you with what he calls a brimmer, I’ll tell you what you think of me.”

The bumper being pledged by me, as a dutiful nephew, and some other general intercourse of the table having taken place, the continued and business-like clang of knives and forks, and the devotion of cousin Thorncliff on my right hand, and cousin Dickon, who sate on Miss Vernon's left, to the huge quantities of meat with which they heaped their plates, made them serve as two occasional partitions, separating us from the rest of the company, and leaving us to our tete-a-tete. “And now,” said I, “give me leave to ask you frankly, Miss Vernon, what you suppose I am thinking of you!—I could tell you what I really do think, but you have interdicted praise.”

The large dish I promised as a devoted nephew, along with some casual conversation at the table, the constant and businesslike clatter of knives and forks, and the focus of my cousin Thorncliff on my right and cousin Dickon, who was sitting to Miss Vernon's left, piling their plates high with food, created a sort of temporary barrier between us and the rest of the guests, allowing us to have our own little chat. “So now,” I said, “may I ask you honestly, Miss Vernon, what you think I’m thinking about you?—I could tell you what I really think, but you’ve banned compliments.”

“I do not want your assistance. I am conjuror enough to tell your thoughts without it. You need not open the casement of your bosom; I see through it. You think me a strange bold girl, half coquette, half romp; desirous of attracting attention by the freedom of her manners and loudness of her conversation, because she is ignorant of what the Spectator calls the softer graces of the sex; and perhaps you think I have some particular plan of storming you into admiration. I should be sorry to shock your self-opinion, but you were never more mistaken. All the confidence I have reposed in you, I would have given as readily to your father, if I thought he could have understood me. I am in this happy family as much secluded from intelligent listeners as Sancho in the Sierra Morena, and when opportunity offers, I must speak or die. I assure you I would not have told you a word of all this curious intelligence, had I cared a pin who knew it or knew it not.”

"I don't want your help. I'm capable enough to figure out what you're thinking without it. You don't need to bare your soul; I can see right through you. You think I'm a strange, bold girl, part flirty, part tomboy; trying to grab attention with my behavior and loud conversation because I don't know the so-called softer charms of women; and maybe you believe I have some specific strategy to make you admire me. I’d hate to upset your self-image, but you couldn't be more wrong. All the trust I've placed in you, I would have given just as easily to your father if I thought he could understand me. I'm just as isolated in this happy family from intelligent listeners as Sancho in Sierra Morena, and when the chance comes, I have to speak or I'll burst. I promise you, I wouldn’t have shared any of this interesting information if I cared even a little about who knew it or didn’t."

“It is very cruel in you, Miss Vernon, to take away all particular marks of favour from your communications, but I must receive them on your own terms.—You have not included Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone in your domestic sketches.”

“It’s really harsh of you, Miss Vernon, to remove all signs of preference from your messages, but I have to accept them on your terms. You didn’t mention Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone in your family updates.”

She shrunk, I thought, at this remark, and hastily answered, in a much lower tone, “Not a word of Rashleigh! His ears are so acute when his selfishness is interested, that the sounds would reach him even through the mass of Thorncliff's person, stuffed as it is with beef, venison-pasty, and pudding.”

She seemed to shrink at this comment, and quickly replied, in a much quieter voice, “Not a word about Rashleigh! His ears are so sharp when his selfishness is on the line that he’d hear it even through all of Thorncliff's bulk, packed as it is with beef, venison pie, and pudding.”

“Yes,” I replied; “but peeping past the living screen which divides us, before I put the question, I perceived that Mr. Rashleigh's chair was empty—he has left the table.”

“Yes,” I replied; “but looking around the living screen that separates us, before I asked the question, I noticed that Mr. Rashleigh's chair was empty—he has left the table.”

“I would not have you be too sure of that,” Miss Vernon replied. “Take my advice, and when you speak of Rashleigh, get up to the top of Otterscope-hill, where you can see for twenty miles round you in every direction—stand on the very peak, and speak in whispers; and, after all, don't be too sure that the bird of the air will not carry the matter, Rashleigh has been my tutor for four years; we are mutually tired of each other, and we shall heartily rejoice at our approaching separation.”

“I wouldn’t be too sure about that,” Miss Vernon replied. “Take my advice: when you talk about Rashleigh, go to the top of Otterscope Hill, where you can see for twenty miles in every direction—stand on the very peak and speak in whispers. And remember, don’t be too confident that the wind won’t carry the news. Rashleigh has been my tutor for four years; we’re both tired of each other, and we’ll be really glad about our upcoming separation.”

“Mr. Rashleigh leaves Osbaldistone Hall, then?”

“Mr. Rashleigh is leaving Osbaldistone Hall, then?”

“Yes, in a few days;—did you not know that?—your father must keep his resolutions much more secret than Sir Hildebrand. Why, when my uncle was informed that you were to be his guest for some time, and that your father desired to have one of his hopeful sons to fill up the lucrative situation in his counting-house which was vacant by your obstinacy, Mr. Francis, the good knight held a cour ple'nie're of all his family, including the butler, housekeeper, and gamekeeper. This reverend assembly of the peers and household officers of Osbaldistone Hall was not convoked, as you may suppose, to elect your substitute, because, as Rashleigh alone possessed more arithmetic than was necessary to calculate the odds on a fighting cock, none but he could be supposed qualified for the situation. But some solemn sanction was necessary for transforming Rashleigh's destination from starving as a Catholic priest to thriving as a wealthy banker; and it was not without some reluctance that the acquiescence of the assembly was obtained to such an act of degradation.”

“Yes, in a few days;—didn’t you know that?—your father has to keep his plans much more private than Sir Hildebrand. When my uncle heard that you were going to be his guest for a while, and that your father wanted one of his promising sons to take the vacant, well-paying position in his counting house because of your stubbornness, Mr. Francis, the good knight called a meeting of all his family, including the butler, housekeeper, and gamekeeper. This important gathering of the peers and household staff of Osbaldistone Hall wasn’t held to find your replacement, because, as Rashleigh was the only one with enough math skills to figure out the odds on a fighting cock, only he was really qualified for the job. But some formal approval was needed to change Rashleigh's future from struggling as a Catholic priest to succeeding as a wealthy banker; and it wasn’t easy to get the group’s agreement for such a fall from grace.”

“I can conceive the scruples—but how were they got over?”

“I get the doubts—but how did they get past them?”

“By the general wish, I believe, to get Rashleigh out of the house,” replied Miss Vernon. “Although youngest of the family, he has somehow or other got the entire management of all the others; and every one is sensible of the subjection, though they cannot shake it off. If any one opposes him, he is sure to rue having done so before the year goes about; and if you do him a very important service, you may rue it still more.”

“By what I think is everyone's desire to get Rashleigh out of the house,” replied Miss Vernon. “Even though he’s the youngest in the family, he somehow manages to control everyone else; and everyone feels that they’re under his thumb, even if they can’t break free. If anyone stands up to him, they’re guaranteed to regret it before the year is out; and if you do him a really big favor, you might regret it even more.”

“At that rate,” answered I, smiling, “I should look about me; for I have been the cause, however unintentionally, of his change of situation.”

“At that rate,” I replied with a smile, “I should pay attention to my surroundings, because I’ve unintentionally caused his change in circumstances.”

“Yes; and whether he regards it as an advantage or disadvantage, he will owe you a grudge for it—But here comes cheese, radishes, and a bumper to church and king, the hint for chaplains and ladies to disappear; and I, the sole representative of womanhood at Osbaldistone Hall, retreat, as in duty bound.”

“Sure; and whether he sees it as a good thing or a bad thing, he will hold it against you—But here comes cheese, radishes, and a toast to church and king, a signal for the chaplains and ladies to leave; and I, the only woman at Osbaldistone Hall, will step back, as I must.”

She vanished as she spoke, leaving me in astonishment at the mingled character of shrewdness, audacity, and frankness, which her conversation displayed. I despair conveying to you the least idea of her manner, although I have, as nearly as I can remember, imitated her language. In fact, there was a mixture of untaught simplicity, as well as native shrewdness and haughty boldness, in her manner, and all were modified and recommended by the play of the most beautiful features I had ever beheld. It is not to be thought that, however strange and uncommon I might think her liberal and unreserved communications, a young man of two-and-twenty was likely to be severely critical on a beautiful girl of eighteen, for not observing a proper distance towards him. On the contrary, I was equally diverted and flattered by Miss Vernon's confidence, and that notwithstanding her declaration of its being conferred on me solely because I was the first auditor who occurred, of intelligence enough to comprehend it. With the presumption of my age, certainly not diminished by my residence in France, I imagined that well-formed features, and a handsome person, both which I conceived myself to possess, were not unsuitable qualifications for the confidant of a young beauty. My vanity thus enlisted in Miss Vernon's behalf, I was far from judging her with severity, merely for a frankness which I supposed was in some degree justified by my own personal merit; and the feelings of partiality, which her beauty, and the singularity of her situation, were of themselves calculated to excite, were enhanced by my opinion of her penetration and judgment in her choice of a friend.

She disappeared as she spoke, leaving me amazed by the mix of cleverness, boldness, and honesty in her conversation. I struggle to convey even a hint of her manner, even though I’ve tried to replicate her language as closely as I can remember. In reality, her demeanor was a blend of natural simplicity along with innate sharpness and confident boldness, all enhanced by the most beautiful features I had ever seen. It's hard to imagine that, no matter how unusual and surprising I found her open and candid remarks, a 22-year-old guy was likely to be overly critical of an 18-year-old girl for not keeping a proper distance from him. On the contrary, I was both amused and flattered by Miss Vernon's trust, even though she claimed it was offered to me just because I was the first person who popped up who could understand it. With the arrogance of my age, certainly boosted by my time in France, I thought that having well-defined features and a good-looking appearance—qualities I believed I possessed—were fitting attributes for the confidant of a young beauty. With my vanity thus engaged on Miss Vernon's behalf, I was far from judging her harshly simply for a frankness that I thought was somewhat justified by my own merits; and the feelings of fondness that her beauty and the uniqueness of her situation naturally stirred in me were heightened by my perception of her insight and judgment in choosing a friend.

After Miss Vernon quitted the apartment, the bottle circulated, or rather flew, around the table in unceasing revolution. My foreign education had given me a distaste to intemperance, then and yet too common a vice among my countrymen. The conversation which seasoned such orgies was as little to my taste, and if anything could render it more disgusting, it was the relationship of the company. I therefore seized a lucky opportunity, and made my escape through a side door, leading I knew not whither, rather than endure any longer the sight of father and sons practising the same degrading intemperance, and holding the same coarse and disgusting conversation. I was pursued, of course, as I had expected, to be reclaimed by force, as a deserter from the shrine of Bacchus. When I heard the whoop and hollo, and the tramp of the heavy boots of my pursuers on the winding stair which I was descending, I plainly foresaw I should be overtaken unless I could get into the open air. I therefore threw open a casement in the staircase, which looked into an old-fashioned garden, and as the height did not exceed six feet, I jumped out without hesitation, and soon heard far behind the “hey whoop! stole away! stole away!” of my baffled pursuers. I ran down one alley, walked fast up another; and then, conceiving myself out of all danger of pursuit, I slackened my pace into a quiet stroll, enjoying the cool air which the heat of the wine I had been obliged to swallow, as well as that of my rapid retreat, rendered doubly grateful.

After Miss Vernon left the apartment, the bottle passed around the table in a continuous spin. My overseas education had made me dislike excessive drinking, which was still a common problem among my fellow countrymen. The conversation that accompanied such parties was also off-putting to me, and if anything could make it worse, it was the connections among the people there. So, I took a fortunate chance and slipped out through a side door, not knowing where it led, rather than endure any more of the sight of fathers and sons indulging in the same embarrassing excess and engaging in the same crude and revolting talk. As I expected, they pursued me to drag me back, like a runaway from the god of wine. When I heard the shouting and the heavy footsteps of my pursuers on the winding staircase I was descending, I knew I would be caught unless I could get outside. I quickly opened a window on the staircase, which looked out into an old-fashioned garden, and since the drop was only about six feet, I jumped out without thinking twice. Soon, I could hear the distant shouts of “hey, whoop! stole away! stole away!” from my frustrated pursuers. I ran down one path, quickly walked up another, and then, thinking I was out of danger, slowed my pace into a leisurely stroll, enjoying the cool air that felt refreshing after the heat of the wine I had to drink, as well as the rush of my escape.

As I sauntered on, I found the gardener hard at his evening employment, and saluted him, as I paused to look at his work.

As I walked by, I saw the gardener busy with his evening tasks and greeted him as I stopped to admire his work.

“Good even, my friend.”

"Good evening, my friend."

“Gude e'en—gude e'en t'ye,” answered the man, without looking up, and in a tone which at once indicated his northern extraction.

“Good evening—good evening to you,” replied the man, without looking up, and in a tone that clearly showed his northern roots.

“Fine weather for your work, my friend.”

“Great weather for your work, my friend.”

“It's no that muckle to be compleened o',” answered the man, with that limited degree of praise which gardeners and farmers usually bestow on the very best weather. Then raising his head, as if to see who spoke to him, he touched his Scotch bonnet with an air of respect, as he observed, “Eh, gude safe us!—it's a sight for sair een, to see a gold-laced jeistiecor in the Ha'garden sae late at e'en.”

“It's not that much to complain about,” answered the man, with the kind of limited praise that gardeners and farmers usually give to the best weather. Then, lifting his head as if to see who was speaking to him, he touched his cap with an air of respect, as he remarked, “Oh, good heavens!—it's quite a sight for sore eyes to see a gold-laced jacket in the Ha'garden so late in the evening.”

“A gold-laced what, my good friend?”

“A gold-laced what, dude?”

“Ou, a jeistiecor*—that's a jacket like your ain, there. They

“Ou, a jeistiecor*—that's a jacket like yours, there. They

* Perhaps from the French Juste-au-corps.

* Maybe from the French Juste-au-corps.

hae other things to do wi' them up yonder—unbuttoning them to make room for the beef and the bag-puddings, and the claret-wine, nae doubt—that's the ordinary for evening lecture on this side the border.”

hae other things to do with them up there—unbuttoning them to make room for the beef and the bag-puddings, and the claret wine, no doubt—that's the usual for an evening lecture on this side of the border.

“There's no such plenty of good cheer in your country, my good friend,” I replied, “as to tempt you to sit so late at it.”

“There's not enough good cheer in your country, my good friend,” I replied, “to make you want to stay up so late.”

“Hout, sir, ye ken little about Scotland; it's no for want of gude vivers—the best of fish, flesh, and fowl hae we, by sybos, ingans, turneeps, and other garden fruit. But we hae mense and discretion, and are moderate of our mouths;—but here, frae the kitchen to the ha', it's fill and fetch mair, frae the tae end of the four-and-twenty till the tother. Even their fast days—they ca' it fasting when they hae the best o' sea-fish frae Hartlepool and Sunderland by land carriage, forbye trouts, grilses, salmon, and a' the lave o't, and so they make their very fasting a kind of luxury and abomination; and then the awfu' masses and matins of the puir deceived souls—But I shouldna speak about them, for your honour will be a Roman, I'se warrant, like the lave.”

"Hout, sir, you know little about Scotland; it’s not for lack of good food—we have the best fish, meat, and fowl, along with cabbage, onions, turnips, and other garden produce. But we have sense and discretion, and we are moderate in what we eat; here, from the kitchen to the hall, it’s always fill up and go get more, from the first course to the last. Even their fast days—they call it fasting when they have the best sea fish from Hartlepool and Sunderland delivered by land, plus trout, grilse, salmon, and all the rest, making their so-called fasting a kind of luxury and outrage; and then there are the awful masses and matins for the poor misguided souls—But I shouldn’t speak about them, because I’m sure your honor is a Roman, like the rest."

“Not I, my friend; I was bred an English presbyterian, or dissenter.”

“Not me, buddy; I was raised as an English Presbyterian, or dissenter.”

“The right hand of fellowship to your honour, then,” quoth the gardener, with as much alacrity as his hard features were capable of expressing, and, as if to show that his good-will did not rest on words, he plucked forth a huge horn snuff-box, or mull, as he called it, and proffered a pinch with a most fraternal grin.

“The right hand of fellowship to your honor, then,” said the gardener, with as much enthusiasm as his rugged face could show, and, to demonstrate that his goodwill wasn’t just talk, he pulled out a huge horn snuff-box, or mull as he referred to it, and offered a pinch with a very brotherly grin.

Having accepted his courtesy, I asked him if he had been long a domestic at Osbaldistone Hall.

Having accepted his politeness, I asked him if he had been a servant at Osbaldistone Hall for long.

“I have been fighting with wild beasts at Ephesus,” said he, looking towards the building, “for the best part of these four-and-twenty years, as sure as my name's Andrew Fairservice.”

“I have been battling wild animals in Ephesus,” he said, glancing toward the building, “for nearly twenty-four years, just as surely as my name is Andrew Fairservice.”

“But, my excellent friend, Andrew Fairservice, if your religion and your temperance are so much offended by Roman rituals and southern hospitality, it seems to me that you must have been putting yourself to an unnecessary penance all this while, and that you might have found a service where they eat less, and are more orthodox in their worship. I dare say it cannot be want of skill which prevented your being placed more to your satisfaction.”

“But, my great friend, Andrew Fairservice, if your beliefs and your self-control are so upset by Roman customs and southern hospitality, it seems to me that you’ve been punishing yourself unnecessarily this whole time, and that you could have found a place where they eat less and follow their faith more traditionally. I’m sure it wasn’t a lack of ability that kept you from finding something more to your liking.”

“It disna become me to speak to the point of my qualifications,” said Andrew, looking round him with great complacency; “but nae doubt I should understand my trade of horticulture, seeing I was bred in the parish of Dreepdaily, where they raise lang-kale under glass, and force the early nettles for their spring kale. And, to speak truth, I hae been flitting every term these four-and-twenty years; but when the time comes, there's aye something to saw that I would like to see sawn,—or something to maw that I would like to see mawn,—or something to ripe that I would like to see ripen,—and sae I e'en daiker on wi' the family frae year's end to year's end. And I wad say for certain, that I am gaun to quit at Cannlemas, only I was just as positive on it twenty years syne, and I find mysell still turning up the mouls here, for a' that. Forbye that, to tell your honour the evendown truth, there's nae better place ever offered to Andrew. But if your honour wad wush me to ony place where I wad hear pure doctrine, and hae a free cow's grass, and a cot, and a yard, and mair than ten punds of annual fee, and where there's nae leddy about the town to count the apples, I'se hold mysell muckle indebted t'ye.”

“It doesn't really suit me to talk about my qualifications,” said Andrew, looking around with satisfaction. “But no doubt I know my stuff when it comes to horticulture, seeing as I grew up in the parish of Dreepdaily, where they grow long kale under glass and force early nettles for their spring kale. To be honest, I’ve been moving every term for the past twenty-four years; but when the time comes, there's always something I want to see planted—or something I want to see harvested—or something I want to see ripen—so I just stick with the family from year to year. And I would say for sure that I’m going to leave at Candlemas, but I was just as certain about that twenty years ago, and I still find myself turning up the same ground here, despite it all. Besides, to tell you the honest truth, there's never been a better offer for me than here. But if you would send me to any place where I could hear good teachings, and have a free pasture for a cow, and a cottage, and a yard, and more than ten pounds of annual salary, and where there isn’t a lady around town to count the apples, I would be very grateful to you.”

“Bravo, Andrew! I perceive you'll lose no preferment for want of asking patronage.”

“Nice job, Andrew! I can see you won't miss out on any opportunities for not asking for support.”

“I canna see what for I should,” replied Andrew; “it's no a generation to wait till ane's worth's discovered, I trow.”

“I can't see why I should,” replied Andrew; “it's not a time to wait until someone's value is recognized, I think.”

“But you are no friend, I observe, to the ladies.”

"But I notice you're not really a friend to the ladies."

“Na, by my troth, I keep up the first gardener's quarrel to them. They're fasheous bargains—aye crying for apricocks, pears, plums, and apples, summer and winter, without distinction o' seasons; but we hae nae slices o' the spare rib here, be praised for't! except auld Martha, and she's weel eneugh pleased wi' the freedom o' the berry-bushes to her sister's weans, when they come to drink tea in a holiday in the housekeeper's room, and wi' a wheen codlings now and then for her ain private supper.”

“Honestly, I’m still holding onto the first gardener's complaint about them. They want unreasonable deals—always asking for peaches, pears, plums, and apples, summer and winter, without caring about the seasons; but we don’t have any spare ribs here, thank goodness! Except for old Martha, and she’s quite happy with the freedom of the berry bushes for her sister's kids when they come to have tea in the housekeeper's room, and with a few cooking apples every now and then for her own private dinner.”

“You forget your young mistress.”

"You forgot your young girlfriend."

“What mistress do I forget?—whae's that?”

“What mistress am I forgetting?—who's that?”

“Your young mistress, Miss Vernon.”

"Your young mistress, Miss Vernon."

“What! the lassie Vernon?—She's nae mistress o' mine, man. I wish she was her ain mistress; and I wish she mayna be some other body's mistress or it's lang—She's a wild slip that.”

“What! That girl Vernon?—She’s not my mistress, man. I wish she were her own mistress; and I hope she’s not someone else’s mistress, or it’s going to be a while—She’s a wild one.”

“Indeed!” said I, more interested than I cared to own to myself, or to show to the fellow—“why, Andrew, you know all the secrets of this family.”

“Absolutely!” I replied, more intrigued than I wanted to admit to myself or to reveal to him—“come on, Andrew, you know all the secrets of this family.”

“If I ken them, I can keep them,” said Andrew; “they winna work in my wame like harm in a barrel, I'se warrant ye. Miss Die is—but it's neither beef nor brose o' mine.”

“If I know them, I can handle them,” said Andrew; “they won’t affect me like poison in a barrel, I guarantee you. Miss Die is—but it’s neither my concern nor my problem.”

And he began to dig with a great semblance of assiduity.

And he started to dig with a strong sense of determination.

“What is Miss Vernon, Andrew? I am a friend of the family, and should like to know.”

“What is Miss Vernon, Andrew? I’m a family friend and would like to know.”

“Other than a gude ane, I'm fearing,” said Andrew, closing one eye hard, and shaking his head with a grave and mysterious look—“something glee'd—your honour understands me?”

“Other than a good one, I'm worried,” said Andrew, closing one eye tightly and shaking his head with a serious and mysterious expression—“something happened—your honor knows what I mean?”

“I cannot say I do,” said I, “Andrew; but I should like to hear you explain yourself;” and therewithal I slipped a crown-piece into Andrew's horn-hard hand. The touch of the silver made him grin a ghastly smile, as he nodded slowly, and thrust it into his breeches pocket; and then, like a man who well understood that there was value to be returned, stood up, and rested his arms on his spade, with his features composed into the most important gravity, as for some serious communication.

“I can't say that I do,” I replied, “Andrew; but I’d like to hear you explain yourself.” With that, I slipped a crown coin into Andrew's calloused hand. The feel of the silver made him grin an eerie smile as he nodded slowly and shoved it into his pocket. Then, like someone who knew there was a favor owed, he stood up, rested his arms on his spade, and set his face into a serious expression, as if he had something important to share.

“Ye maun ken, then, young gentleman, since it imports you to know, that Miss Vernon is”—

“Just so you know, young man, since it's important for you to know, that Miss Vernon is—”

Here breaking off, he sucked in both his cheeks, till his lantern jaws and long chin assumed the appearance of a pair of nut-crackers; winked hard once more, frowned, shook his head, and seemed to think his physiognomy had completed the information which his tongue had not fully told.

Here breaking off, he sucked in both his cheeks until his jawline and long chin looked like a pair of nutcrackers; he winked hard once more, frowned, shook his head, and seemed to believe his facial expression had conveyed the message that his words had not fully expressed.

“Good God!” said I—“so young, so beautiful, so early lost!”

“Good God!” I exclaimed, “so young, so beautiful, gone too soon!”

“Troth ye may say sae—she's in a manner lost, body and saul; forby being a Papist, I'se uphaud her for”—and his northern caution prevailed, and he was again silent.

“Honestly, you could say that—she's kind of lost, body and soul; besides being a Papist, I’ll stand by her for”—and his northern caution took over, and he fell silent again.

“For what, sir?” said I sternly. “I insist on knowing the plain meaning of all this.”

“For what, sir?” I said firmly. “I need to know the straightforward meaning of all this.”

“On, just for the bitterest Jacobite in the haill shire.”

“On, just for the most bitter Jacobite in the whole county.”

“Pshaw! a Jacobite?—is that all?”

“Pshaw! A Jacobite? Is that it?”

Andrew looked at me with some astonishment, at hearing his information treated so lightly; and then muttering, “Aweel, it's the warst thing I ken aboot the lassie, howsoe'er,” he resumed his spade, like the king of the Vandals, in Marmontel's late novel.

Andrew looked at me in surprise when he heard his information being treated so casually; then, mumbling, “Well, it's the worst thing I know about the girl, anyway,” he went back to digging with his spade, like the king of the Vandals in Marmontel's recent novel.





CHAPTER SEVENTH.

    Bardolph.—The sheriff, with a monstrous watch, is at the door.
                          Henry IV. First Part.
Bardolph.—The sheriff, with a huge watch, is at the door.  
                          Henry IV. First Part.

I found out with some difficulty the apartment which was destined for my accommodation; and having secured myself the necessary good-will and attention from my uncle's domestics, by using the means they were most capable of comprehending, I secluded myself there for the remainder of the evening, conjecturing, from the fair way in which I had left my new relatives, as well as from the distant noise which continued to echo from the stone-hall (as their banqueting-room was called), that they were not likely to be fitting company for a sober man.

I had a hard time finding the apartment that was meant for me; and after getting the necessary goodwill and attention from my uncle's staff by using methods they could easily understand, I settled in there for the rest of the evening, guessing from how nicely I had left my new relatives and from the distant noise still echoing from the stone hall (as they called their banquet room) that they probably wouldn't be great company for a sober person.

“What could my father mean by sending me to be an inmate in this strange family?” was my first and most natural reflection. My uncle, it was plain, received me as one who was to make some stay with him, and his rude hospitality rendered him as indifferent as King Hal to the number of those who fed at his cost. But it was plain my presence or absence would be of as little importance in his eyes as that of one of his blue-coated serving-men. My cousins were mere cubs, in whose company I might, if I liked it, unlearn whatever decent manners, or elegant accomplishments, I had acquired, but where I could attain no information beyond what regarded worming dogs, rowelling horses, and following foxes. I could only imagine one reason, which was probably the true one. My father considered the life which was led at Osbaldistone Hall as the natural and inevitable pursuits of all country gentlemen, and he was desirous, by giving me an opportunity of seeing that with which he knew I should be disgusted, to reconcile me, if possible, to take an active share in his own business. In the meantime, he would take Rashleigh Osbaldistone into the counting-house. But he had an hundred modes of providing for him, and that advantageously, whenever he chose to get rid of him. So that, although I did feel a certain qualm of conscience at having been the means of introducing Rashleigh, being such as he was described by Miss Vernon, into my father's business—perhaps into his confidence—I subdued it by the reflection that my father was complete master of his own affairs—a man not to be imposed upon, or influenced by any one—and that all I knew to the young gentleman's prejudice was through the medium of a singular and giddy girl, whose communications were made with an injudicious frankness, which might warrant me in supposing her conclusions had been hastily or inaccurately formed. Then my mind naturally turned to Miss Vernon herself; her extreme beauty; her very peculiar situation, relying solely upon her reflections, and her own spirit, for guidance and protection; and her whole character offering that variety and spirit which piques our curiosity, and engages our attention in spite of ourselves. I had sense enough to consider the neighbourhood of this singular young lady, and the chance of our being thrown into very close and frequent intercourse, as adding to the dangers, while it relieved the dulness, of Osbaldistone Hall; but I could not, with the fullest exertion of my prudence, prevail upon myself to regret excessively this new and particular hazard to which I was to be exposed. This scruple I also settled as young men settle most difficulties of the kind—I would be very cautious, always on my guard, consider Miss Vernon rather as a companion than an intimate; and all would do well enough. With these reflections I fell asleep, Miss Vernon, of course, forming the last subject of my contemplation.

“What could my father mean by sending me to stay with this strange family?” was my first and most natural thought. It was clear my uncle saw me as someone who would be staying with him for a while, and his crude hospitality made him as indifferent as King Hal to the number of people who dined at his expense. But it was obvious my presence or absence meant as little to him as one of his blue-coated servants. My cousins were just kids, and being around them would likely mean I’d forget any decent manners or nice skills I had learned, while I wouldn’t gain knowledge beyond how to handle dogs, spur horses, and chase foxes. The only reason I could think of, which was probably the real one, was that my father viewed life at Osbaldistone Hall as the natural and inevitable way of life for all country gentlemen. He likely wanted me to see that life, knowing it would disgust me, in hopes of convincing me to take part in his business. In the meantime, he planned to take Rashleigh Osbaldistone into the counting house. But he had plenty of ways to manage him effectively whenever he decided to get rid of him. So, even though I felt a bit guilty for being the one who introduced Rashleigh, given what Miss Vernon said about him, into my father’s business—maybe even into his confidence—I pushed that feeling aside, reminded that my father was completely in charge of his own affairs—a man who wouldn’t be fooled or swayed by anyone—and that everything I knew about the young man’s character came from a unique and somewhat dizzy girl, whose comments were made with an unwise openness, which led me to think her opinions might have been formed too quickly or inaccurately. Then I naturally thought about Miss Vernon herself; her stunning beauty; her unusual situation, relying completely on her own reflections and spirit for guidance and protection; and her whole character showcasing that kind of variety and spirit that sparks our curiosity and keeps our attention whether we want it or not. I was smart enough to see that being near this remarkable young lady, and the chance of us becoming very close and frequently interacting, would add to the risks while making Osbaldistone Hall less dull; but I couldn’t, even with all my effort to be cautious, regret too much this new and specific risk I was about to face. I also resolved this dilemma like young men do with most such situations—I would be very careful, always on my toes, treat Miss Vernon more like a companion than an intimate friend; and everything would turn out just fine. With those thoughts, I fell asleep, of course, with Miss Vernon being the last thing on my mind.

Whether I dreamed of her or not, I cannot satisfy you, for I was tired and slept soundly. But she was the first person I thought of in the morning, when waked at dawn by the cheerful notes of the hunting horn. To start up, and direct my horse to be saddled, was my first movement; and in a few minutes I was in the court-yard, where men, dogs, and horses, were in full preparation. My uncle, who, perhaps, was not entitled to expect a very alert sportsman in his nephew, bred as he had been in foreign parts, seemed rather surprised to see me, and I thought his morning salutation wanted something of the hearty and hospitable tone which distinguished his first welcome. “Art there, lad?—ay, youth's aye rathe—but look to thysell—mind the old song, lad—

Whether I dreamed of her or not, I can’t really say, because I was tired and slept deeply. But she was the first person I thought of in the morning when I woke at dawn to the cheerful sound of the hunting horn. My first move was to get up and have my horse saddled, and a few minutes later, I was in the courtyard where men, dogs, and horses were all getting ready. My uncle, who probably didn’t expect much from his nephew raised in foreign places, seemed a bit surprised to see me, and I thought his morning greeting lacked the warm and welcoming tone that marked his first hello. “There you are, lad?—ah, youth always rises early—but take care of yourself—remember the old song, lad—

             He that gallops his horse on Blackstone edge
                      May chance to catch a fall.”
 
             He who rides his horse hard on Blackstone edge
                      might end up taking a spill.”

I believe there are few young men, and those very sturdy moralists, who would not rather be taxed with some moral peccadillo than with want of knowledge in horsemanship. As I was by no means deficient either in skill or courage, I resented my uncle's insinuation accordingly, and assured him he would find me up with the hounds.

I believe there are hardly any young men, especially those with strong moral values, who would prefer to be accused of a minor moral flaw rather than lacking horse riding skills. Since I was definitely not lacking in either skill or bravery, I took offense at my uncle's suggestion and let him know he'd find me out with the hounds.

“I doubtna, lad,” was his reply; “thou'rt a rank rider, I'se warrant thee—but take heed. Thy father sent thee here to me to be bitted, and I doubt I must ride thee on the curb, or we'll hae some one to ride thee on the halter, if I takena the better heed.”

“I don't doubt it, kid,” was his reply; “you’re a confident rider, I can tell—but be careful. Your father sent you here to me to be trained, and I’m afraid I’ll have to ride you with a curb bit, or we’ll have someone riding you on a halter if I don’t pay better attention.”

As this speech was totally unintelligible to me—as, besides, it did not seem to be delivered for my use, or benefit, but was spoken as it were aside, and as if expressing aloud something which was passing through the mind of my much-honoured uncle, I concluded it must either refer to my desertion of the bottle on the preceding evening, or that my uncle's morning hours being a little discomposed by the revels of the night before, his temper had suffered in proportion. I only made the passing reflection, that if he played the ungracious landlord, I would remain the shorter while his guest, and then hastened to salute Miss Vernon, who advanced cordially to meet me. Some show of greeting also passed between my cousins and me; but as I saw them maliciously bent upon criticising my dress and accoutrements, from the cap to the stirrup-irons, and sneering at whatever had a new or foreign appearance, I exempted myself from the task of paying them much attention; and assuming, in requital of their grins and whispers, an air of the utmost indifference and contempt, I attached myself to Miss Vernon, as the only person in the party whom I could regard as a suitable companion. By her side, therefore, we sallied forth to the destined cover, which was a dingle or copse on the side of an extensive common. As we rode thither, I observed to Diana, “that I did not see my cousin Rashleigh in the field;” to which she replied,—“O no—he's a mighty hunter, but it's after the fashion of Nimrod, and his game is man.”

As I listened to the speech, it made no sense to me. It felt like it wasn't meant for me, but was more like my respected uncle was thinking out loud. I figured it had to do with my decision to stop drinking the night before or that his mood was thrown off by the previous night's festivities. I briefly thought that if he was going to be a rude host, I wouldn’t stay long as his guest. Then I quickly went to greet Miss Vernon, who came up to me warmly. My cousins and I exchanged some polite nods, but since they seemed ready to criticize my outfit and everything else I wore—from my hat to my stirrups—and to mock anything that looked new or different, I decided to ignore them. I returned their smirks and whispers with complete indifference and disdain and focused my attention on Miss Vernon, the only person I saw as a decent companion. So, together we headed to the spot we were targeting, a small grove on the edge of a large common. As we rode there, I mentioned to Diana, “I don’t see my cousin Rashleigh in the field.” She replied, “Oh no—he’s a great hunter, but more like Nimrod, and his prey is man.”

The dogs now brushed into the cover, with the appropriate encouragement from the hunters—all was business, bustle, and activity. My cousins were soon too much interested in the business of the morning to take any further notice of me, unless that I overheard Dickon the horse-jockey whisper to Wilfred the fool—“Look thou, an our French cousin be nat off a' first burst.”

The dogs now pushed into the brush, with the right encouragement from the hunters—everything was busy and lively. My cousins quickly became too involved in the morning's activities to pay any more attention to me, except that I overheard Dickon the horse-jockey whisper to Wilfred the fool—“Hey, what if our French cousin doesn’t get up after the first burst?”

To which Wilfred answered, “Like enow, for he has a queer outlandish binding on's castor.”

To which Wilfred replied, “Sure enough, because he has a strange, foreign binding on his hat.”

Thorncliff, however, who in his rude way seemed not absolutely insensible to the beauty of his kinswoman, appeared determined to keep us company more closely than his brothers,—perhaps to watch what passed betwixt Miss Vernon and me—perhaps to enjoy my expected mishaps in the chase. In the last particular he was disappointed. After beating in vain for the greater part of the morning, a fox was at length found, who led us a chase of two hours, in the course of which, notwithstanding the ill-omened French binding upon my hat, I sustained my character as a horseman to the admiration of my uncle and Miss Vernon, and the secret disappointment of those who expected me to disgrace it. Reynard, however, proved too wily for his pursuers, and the hounds were at fault. I could at this time observe in Miss Vernon's manner an impatience of the close attendance which we received from Thorncliff Osbaldistone; and, as that active-spirited young lady never hesitated at taking the readiest means to gratify any wish of the moment, she said to him, in a tone of reproach—“I wonder, Thornie, what keeps you dangling at my horse's crupper all this morning, when you know the earths above Woolverton-mill are not stopt.”

Thorncliff, who, in his rough way, didn't seem completely indifferent to the beauty of his relative, appeared determined to stick close to us more than his brothers—possibly to keep an eye on what was going on between Miss Vernon and me, or maybe to enjoy my expected misadventures in the chase. In the latter, he was let down. After searching in vain for most of the morning, we finally found a fox that led us on a two-hour chase. Despite the ill-fated French binding on my hat, I managed to maintain my reputation as a horseman, gaining the admiration of my uncle and Miss Vernon, while secretly disappointing those who thought I would mess up. However, Reynard proved too clever for us, and the hounds lost the trail. I noticed that Miss Vernon was growing impatient with Thorncliff Osbaldistone’s close presence. Since that spirited young lady never hesitated to take any opportunity to fulfill her immediate wishes, she turned to him with a reproachful tone and said, “I wonder, Thornie, what’s keeping you trailing behind my horse all morning when you know the earths above Woolverton-mill aren't blocked.”

“I know no such an thing then, Miss Die, for the miller swore himself as black as night, that he stopt them at twelve o'clock midnight that was.”

“I don’t know anything like that, Miss Die, because the miller swore, as dark as night, that he stopped them at midnight.”

“O fie upon you, Thornie! would you trust to a miller's word?—and these earths, too, where we lost the fox three times this season! and you on your grey mare, that can gallop there and back in ten minutes!”

“O come on, Thornie! Would you really take a miller's word for it?—and those grounds, too, where we lost the fox three times this season! And you on your grey mare, which can run there and back in ten minutes!”

“Well, Miss Die, I'se go to Woolverton then, and if the earths are not stopt, I'se raddle Dick the miller's bones for him.”

“Well, Miss Die, I'm going to Woolverton then, and if the earth isn’t stopped, I’ll rattle Dick the miller’s bones for him.”

“Do, my dear Thornie; horsewhip the rascal to purpose—via—fly away, and about it;”—Thorncliff went off at the gallop—“or get horsewhipt yourself, which will serve my purpose just as well.—I must teach them all discipline and obedience to the word of command. I am raising a regiment, you must know. Thornie shall be my sergeant-major, Dickon my riding-master, and Wilfred, with his deep dub-a-dub tones, that speak but three syllables at a time, my kettle-drummer.”

“Go ahead, my dear Thornie; give that rascal a good whipping—quickly—then get out of here;”—Thorncliff took off at a gallop—“or you can get whipped yourself, which would work just as well for me.—I need to teach them all discipline and obey the command. I’m forming a regiment, you know. Thornie will be my sergeant major, Dickon my riding instructor, and Wilfred, with his deep, slow voice that only says three syllables at a time, my drummer.”

“And Rashleigh?”

“And what about Rashleigh?”

“Rashleigh shall be my scout-master.” “And will you find no employment for me, most lovely colonel?”

“Rashleigh will be my scout leader.” “And will you not find any work for me, most charming colonel?”

“You shall have the choice of being pay-master, or plunder-master, to the corps. But see how the dogs puzzle about there. Come, Mr. Frank, the scent's cold; they won't recover it there this while; follow me, I have a view to show you.”

“You can choose to be the paymaster or the plunder master for the group. But look at how the dogs are wandering around. Come on, Mr. Frank, the scent is cold; they won't find it there for a while; follow me, I have something I want to show you.”

And in fact, she cantered up to the top of a gentle hill, commanding an extensive prospect. Casting her eyes around, to see that no one was near us, she drew up her horse beneath a few birch-trees, which screened us from the rest of the hunting-field—“Do you see yon peaked, brown, heathy hill, having something like a whitish speck upon the side?”

And actually, she trotted up to the top of a gentle hill with a great view. Looking around to make sure no one was close, she brought her horse to a stop under a few birch trees that sheltered us from the rest of the hunting field—“Do you see that pointed, brown, grassy hill with a bit of white on the side?”

“Terminating that long ridge of broken moorish uplands?—I see it distinctly.”

“Ending that long stretch of rugged moorland?—I can see it clearly.”

“That whitish speck is a rock called Hawkesmore-crag, and Hawkesmore-crag is in Scotland.”

“That white spot is a rock called Hawkesmore-crag, and Hawkesmore-crag is in Scotland.”

“Indeed! I did not think we had been so near Scotland.”

“Really! I didn't realize we were so close to Scotland.”

“It is so, I assure you, and your horse will carry you there in two hours.”

“It’s true, I promise you, and your horse will take you there in two hours.”

“I shall hardly give him the trouble; why, the distance must be eighteen miles as the crow flies.”

“I probably won’t bother him; the distance is about eighteen miles as the crow flies.”

“You may have my mare, if you think her less blown—I say, that in two hours you may be in Scotland.”

“You can take my mare if you think she's less worn out—I say, that in two hours you could be in Scotland.”

“And I say, that I have so little desire to be there, that if my horse's head were over the Border, I would not give his tail the trouble of following. What should I do in Scotland?”

“And I say that I have so little desire to be there that if my horse's head were over the Border, I wouldn't even bother with his tail following. What would I do in Scotland?”

“Provide for your safety, if I must speak plainly. Do you understand me now, Mr. Frank?”

“Take care of your safety, if I’m being frank. Do you get what I mean now, Mr. Frank?”

“Not a whit; you are more and more oracular.”

"Not at all; you're becoming increasingly mysterious."

“Then, on my word, you either mistrust me most unjustly, and are a better dissembler than Rashleigh Osbaldistone himself, or you know nothing of what is imputed to you; and then no wonder you stare at me in that grave manner, which I can scarce see without laughing.”

“Then, I swear, you either distrust me unfairly and are an even better liar than Rashleigh Osbaldistone himself, or you have no idea what you’re being accused of; and it’s no surprise you’re looking at me so seriously, which I can hardly see without laughing.”

“Upon my word of honour, Miss Vernon,” said I, with an impatient feeling of her childish disposition to mirth, “I have not the most distant conception of what you mean. I am happy to afford you any subject of amusement, but I am quite ignorant in what it consists.”

“Honestly, Miss Vernon,” I said, feeling frustrated by her childish tendency to find things funny, “I have no idea what you’re talking about. I'm happy to provide you with any source of entertainment, but I really don't know what it is.”

“Nay, there's no sound jest after all,” said the young lady, composing herself; “only one looks so very ridiculous when he is fairly perplexed. But the matter is serious enough. Do you know one Moray, or Morris, or some such name?”

“Nah, there’s no real joke after all,” said the young woman, gathering herself; “it’s just that one looks so silly when they’re truly confused. But the situation is serious enough. Do you know someone named Moray, or Morris, or something like that?”

“Not that I can at present recollect.”

“Not that I can remember right now.”

“Think a moment. Did you not lately travel with somebody of such a name?”

“Take a moment to think. Didn’t you recently travel with someone by that name?”

“The only man with whom I travelled for any length of time was a fellow whose soul seemed to lie in his portmanteau.”

“The only guy I traveled with for any significant amount of time was someone whose soul seemed to be stuck in his suitcase.”

“Then it was like the soul of the licentiate Pedro Garcias, which lay among the ducats in his leathern purse. That man has been robbed, and he has lodged an information against you, as connected with the violence done to him.”

“Then it was like the soul of the licentiate Pedro Garcias, which lay among the ducats in his leather purse. That man has been robbed, and he has filed a complaint against you, linking you to the violence done to him.”

“You jest, Miss Vernon!”

"You're joking, Miss Vernon!"

“I do not, I assure you—the thing is an absolute fact.”

“I really don’t, I promise you—the thing is a definite fact.”

“And do you,” said I, with strong indignation, which I did not attempt to suppress, “do you suppose me capable of meriting such a charge?”

“And do you,” I said, feeling really angry, which I didn't try to hide, “do you think I'm capable of deserving such an accusation?”

“You would call me out for it, I suppose, had I the advantage of being a man—You may do so as it is, if you like it—I can shoot flying, as well as leap a five-barred gate.”

“You would call me out for it, I guess, if I had the advantage of being a man—You can do so as it is, if you want—I can shoot flying just as well as I can jump over a five-barred gate.”

“And are colonel of a regiment of horse besides,” replied I, reflecting how idle it was to be angry with her—“But do explain the present jest to me.”

“And you’re a colonel of a cavalry regiment too,” I replied, thinking about how pointless it was to be angry with her. “But do explain this joke to me.”

“There's no jest whatever,” said Diana; “you are accused of robbing this man, and my uncle believes it as well as I did.”

“There's no joke about this,” said Diana; “you’re being accused of stealing from this man, and my uncle believes it just like I did.”

“Upon my honour, I am greatly obliged to my friends for their good opinion!”

“Honestly, I’m really grateful to my friends for their kind opinion!”

“Now do not, if you can help it, snort, and stare, and snuff the wind, and look so exceedingly like a startled horse—There's no such offence as you suppose—you are not charged with any petty larceny or vulgar felony—by no means. This fellow was carrying money from Government, both specie and bills, to pay the troops in the north; and it is said he has been also robbed of some despatches of great consequence.”

“Now try not to snort, stare, sniff the air, or look like a scared horse—there's no offense here as you think—you’re not accused of anything minor or low-class—not at all. This guy was transporting money from the government, both coins and bills, to pay the troops up north; and it’s reported that he’s also been robbed of some important documents.”

“And so it is high treason, then, and not simple robbery, of which I am accused!”

“And so it’s high treason, not just simple robbery, that I’m being accused of!”

“Certainly—which, you know, has been in all ages accounted the crime of a gentleman. You will find plenty in this country, and one not far from your elbow, who think it a merit to distress the Hanoverian government by every means possible.”

“Definitely—which, as you know, has always been considered a crime for a gentleman. You’ll find plenty of people in this country, and one not far from you, who believe it’s a good thing to challenge the Hanoverian government by any means possible.”

“Neither my politics nor my morals, Miss Vernon, are of a description so accommodating.”

“Neither my politics nor my morals, Miss Vernon, are so flexible.”

“I really begin to believe that you are a Presbyterian and Hanoverian in good earnest. But what do you propose to do?”

“I really start to think that you're genuinely a Presbyterian and a Hanoverian. But what do you plan to do?”

“Instantly to refute this atrocious calumny.—Before whom,” I asked, “was this extraordinary accusation laid.”

“Immediately to disprove this horrible slander.—Before whom,” I asked, “was this outrageous accusation made?”

“Before old Squire Inglewood, who had sufficient unwillingness to receive it. He sent tidings to my uncle, I suppose, that he might smuggle you away into Scotland, out of reach of the warrant. But my uncle is sensible that his religion and old predilections render him obnoxious to Government, and that, were he caught playing booty, he would be disarmed, and probably dismounted (which would be the worse evil of the two), as a Jacobite, papist, and suspected person.” *

“Before old Squire Inglewood, who was pretty reluctant to accept it. He informed my uncle, I guess, that he could help you sneak away to Scotland, away from the warrant. But my uncle knows that his beliefs and old preferences make him a target for the government, and that if he were caught doing something shady, he would lose his weapons and probably his position (which would be the worse of the two), as a Jacobite, Catholic, and someone under suspicion.”

* On occasions of public alarm, in the beginning of the eighteenth century, the horses of the Catholics were often seized upon, as they were always supposed to be on the eve of rising in rebellion.

* During times of public unrest in the early eighteenth century, Catholic horses were frequently confiscated, as they were commonly believed to be on the verge of rebelling.

“I can conceive that, sooner than lose his hunters, he would give up his nephew.”

“I can imagine that, rather than lose his hunters, he would let go of his nephew.”

“His nephew, nieces, sons—daughters, if he had them, and whole generation,” said Diana;—“therefore trust not to him, even for a single moment, but make the best of your way before they can serve the warrant.”

“His nephew, nieces, sons—daughters, if he had any, and an entire generation,” said Diana;—“so don’t trust him, even for a second, but make the most of your time before they can carry out the warrant.”

“That I shall certainly do; but it shall be to the house of this Squire Inglewood—Which way does it lie?”

“That I will definitely do; but it will be to the house of this Squire Inglewood—Which way is it?”

“About five miles off, in the low ground, behind yonder plantations—you may see the tower of the clock-house.”

"About five miles away, in the lowland behind those plantations—you can see the clock tower."

“I will be there in a few minutes,” said I, putting my horse in motion.

“I'll be there in a few minutes,” I said, getting my horse moving.

“And I will go with you, and show you the way,” said Diana, putting her palfrey also to the trot.

“And I’ll go with you and show you the way,” said Diana, urging her horse into a trot as well.

“Do not think of it, Miss Vernon,” I replied. “It is not—permit me the freedom of a friend—it is not proper, scarcely even delicate, in you to go with me on such an errand as I am now upon.”

“Don’t think about it, Miss Vernon,” I replied. “It’s not—if you’ll let me speak as a friend—it’s not appropriate, really not even considerate, for you to accompany me on this kind of errand I’m on right now.”

“I understand your meaning,” said Miss Vernon, a slight blush crossing her haughty brow;—“it is plainly spoken;” and after a moment's pause she added, “and I believe kindly meant.”

“I understand what you mean,” said Miss Vernon, a slight blush crossing her proud brow;—“it’s straightforward;” and after a moment's pause, she added, “and I believe it’s kindly meant.”

“It is indeed, Miss Vernon. Can you think me insensible of the interest you show me, or ungrateful for it?” said I, with even more earnestness than I could have wished to express. “Yours is meant for true kindness, shown best at the hour of need. But I must not, for your own sake—for the chance of misconstruction—suffer you to pursue the dictates of your generosity; this is so public an occasion—it is almost like venturing into an open court of justice.”

“It really is, Miss Vernon. Do you think I’m oblivious to the concern you have for me or that I don’t appreciate it?” I said, with even more sincerity than I intended to show. “Your kindness is genuine, especially evident in times of need. But I can’t, for your own good and to avoid any misunderstandings, let you act on your generosity; this is such a public situation—it’s almost like stepping into a courtroom.”

“And if it were not almost, but altogether entering into an open court of justice, do you think I would not go there if I thought it right, and wished to protect a friend? You have no one to stand by you—you are a stranger; and here, in the outskirts of the kingdom, country justices do odd things. My uncle has no desire to embroil himself in your affair; Rashleigh is absent, and were he here, there is no knowing which side he might take; the rest are all more stupid and brutal one than another. I will go with you, and I do not fear being able to serve you. I am no fine lady, to be terrified to death with law-books, hard words, or big wigs.”

“And if it weren’t just almost, but actually stepping into a public courtroom, do you think I wouldn’t go there if I believed it was the right thing to do and wanted to help a friend? You have no one to support you—you’re an outsider; and out here on the outskirts of the kingdom, local judges do strange things. My uncle doesn’t want to get involved in your situation; Rashleigh is away, and if he were here, who knows which side he’d take; the others are all even more foolish and cruel than one another. I will go with you, and I’m confident that I can help you. I’m not some fancy lady who gets scared to death by legal jargon, complex terms, or powdered wigs.”

“But my dear Miss Vernon”—

“But my dear Miss Vernon”—

“But my dear Mr. Francis, be patient and quiet, and let me take my own way; for when I take the bit between my teeth, there is no bridle will stop me.”

“But my dear Mr. Francis, please be patient and calm, and let me do things my way; because once I set my mind on something, nothing will stop me.”

Flattered with the interest so lovely a creature seemed to take in my fate, yet vexed at the ridiculous appearance I should make, by carrying a girl of eighteen along with me as an advocate, and seriously concerned for the misconstruction to which her motives might be exposed, I endeavoured to combat her resolution to accompany me to Squire Inglewood's. The self-willed girl told me roundly, that my dissuasions were absolutely in vain; that she was a true Vernon, whom no consideration, not even that of being able to do but little to assist him, should induce to abandon a friend in distress; and that all I could say on the subject might be very well for pretty, well-educated, well-behaved misses from a town boarding-school, but did not apply to her, who was accustomed to mind nobody's opinion but her own.

Flattered by how much a beautiful girl seemed to care about my situation, but annoyed at how ridiculous I'd look walking around with an eighteen-year-old acting as my spokesperson, and genuinely worried about how her intentions might be misinterpreted, I tried to convince her not to come with me to Squire Inglewood’s. The determined girl told me plainly that my attempts to dissuade her were completely useless; she was a true Vernon, and nothing, not even the fact that she could do very little to help me, would make her leave a friend in trouble. She said that anything I had to say might be fine for pretty, well-mannered girls from a fancy boarding school, but didn't apply to her, as she only cared about her own opinion.

While she spoke thus, we were advancing hastily towards Inglewood Place, while, as if to divert me from the task of further remonstrance, she drew a ludicrous picture of the magistrate and his clerk.—Inglewood was—according to her description—a white-washed Jacobite; that is, one who, having been long a non-juror, like most of the other gentlemen of the country, had lately qualified himself to act as a justice, by taking the oaths to Government. “He had done so,” she said, “in compliance with the urgent request of most of his brother squires, who saw, with regret, that the palladium of silvan sport, the game-laws, were likely to fall into disuse for want of a magistrate who would enforce them; the nearest acting justice being the Mayor of Newcastle, and he, as being rather inclined to the consumption of the game when properly dressed, than to its preservation when alive, was more partial, of course, to the cause of the poacher than of the sportsman. Resolving, therefore, that it was expedient some one of their number should sacrifice the scruples of Jacobitical loyalty to the good of the community, the Northumbrian country gentlemen imposed the duty on Inglewood, who, being very inert in most of his feelings and sentiments, might, they thought, comply with any political creed without much repugnance. Having thus procured the body of justice, they proceeded,” continued Miss Vernon, “to attach to it a clerk, by way of soul, to direct and animate its movements. Accordingly they got a sharp Newcastle attorney, called Jobson, who, to vary my metaphor, finds it a good thing enough to retail justice at the sign of Squire Inglewood, and, as his own emoluments depend on the quantity of business which he transacts, he hooks in his principal for a great deal more employment in the justice line than the honest squire had ever bargained for; so that no apple-wife within the circuit of ten miles can settle her account with a costermonger without an audience of the reluctant Justice and his alert clerk, Mr. Joseph Jobson. But the most ridiculous scenes occur when affairs come before him, like our business of to-day, having any colouring of politics. Mr. Joseph Jobson (for which, no doubt, he has his own very sufficient reasons) is a prodigious zealot for the Protestant religion, and a great friend to the present establishment in church and state. Now, his principal, retaining a sort of instinctive attachment to the opinions which he professed openly until he relaxed his political creed with the patriotic view of enforcing the law against unauthorized destroyers of black-game, grouse, partridges, and hares, is peculiarly embarrassed when the zeal of his assistant involves him in judicial proceedings connected with his earlier faith; and, instead of seconding his zeal, he seldom fails to oppose to it a double dose of indolence and lack of exertion. And this inactivity does not by any means arise from actual stupidity. On the contrary, for one whose principal delight is in eating and drinking, he is an alert, joyous, and lively old soul, which makes his assumed dulness the more diverting. So you may see Jobson on such occasions, like a bit of a broken down blood-tit condemned to drag an overloaded cart, puffing, strutting, and spluttering, to get the Justice put in motion, while, though the wheels groan, creak, and revolve slowly, the great and preponderating weight of the vehicle fairly frustrates the efforts of the willing quadruped, and prevents its being brought into a state of actual progression. Nay more, the unfortunate pony, I understand, has been heard to complain that this same car of justice, which he finds it so hard to put in motion on some occasions, can on others run fast enough down hill of its own accord, dragging his reluctant self backwards along with it, when anything can be done of service to Squire Inglewood's quondam friends. And then Mr. Jobson talks big about reporting his principal to the Secretary of State for the Home Department, if it were not for his particular regard and friendship for Mr. Inglewood and his family.”

While she spoke, we were rushing toward Inglewood Place, and to distract me from arguing further, she painted a funny picture of the magistrate and his clerk. Inglewood was, by her description, a whitewashed Jacobite; someone who, after being a non-juror for a long time like most other gentlemen in the area, had recently qualified to act as a justice by taking the oaths to the Government. “He did this,” she said, “because most of his fellow squires urged him to, seeing that the crucial game laws were at risk of falling into disuse due to the absence of a magistrate willing to enforce them. The nearest acting justice was the Mayor of Newcastle, who preferred using game in his cooking rather than preserving it alive, so naturally, he favored the poacher over the sportsman. Therefore, deciding it was necessary for one of them to put aside their Jacobite loyalty for the good of the community, the Northumbrian gentlemen chose Inglewood, who, due to his generally passive nature, they thought would accept any political stance without much issue. Having secured a magistrate, they then set about finding a clerk to manage and energize his duties. They got a sharp Newcastle attorney named Jobson, who figured it was a good opportunity to dispense justice under Squire Inglewood's name, and since his income depended on how much work he got, he often ropes Inglewood into much more legal work than the honest squire had ever intended, making it so that no apple seller within ten miles can deal with a costermonger without an audience of the reluctant Justice and his eager clerk, Mr. Joseph Jobson. The most ridiculous scenes, however, play out when political matters come before him, like our business today. Mr. Joseph Jobson, no doubt for his own reasons, is a huge supporter of the Protestant religion and a strong ally of the current church and state. Meanwhile, his principal, who still has a natural attachment to the views he publicly held until he shifted his political stance to enforce laws against unauthorized hunters of black game, grouse, partridges, and hares, is especially flustered when Jobson's enthusiasm drags him into court cases tied to his earlier beliefs; instead of supporting Jobson's zeal, he usually counters with a strong dose of laziness and lack of effort. This laziness doesn’t come from actual stupidity, though. For a guy whose main joys are eating and drinking, he’s actually pretty alert, cheerful, and lively, which makes his faked dullness even more amusing. So you can see Jobson on these occasions, like a worn-out draft horse struggling to pull a heavy cart, puffing, strutting, and making a fuss just to get the Justice moving, while, despite the creaking and groaning of the wheels, the heavy load of the cart completely thwarts his efforts, keeping it from moving forward. What’s more, the poor pony has even complained that this same cart of justice, which he struggles to set in motion at times, can, on other occasions, speed downhill all on its own, dragging him along unwillingly when there's something to be done for Squire Inglewood's former friends. And then Mr. Jobson brags about reporting his principal to the Secretary of State for the Home Department, if it weren't for his special regard and friendship for Mr. Inglewood and his family.”

As Miss Vernon concluded this whimsical description, we found ourselves in front of Inglewood Place, a handsome, though old-fashioned building, which showed the consequence of the family.

As Miss Vernon wrapped up this playful description, we arrived at Inglewood Place, a stylish but somewhat old-fashioned building that reflected the family's status.





CHAPTER EIGHTH.

               “Sir,” quoth the Lawyer, “not to flatter ye,
                   You have as good and fair a battery
                As heart could wish, and need not shame
                   The proudest man alive to claim.”
                                               Butler.
               “Sir,” said the Lawyer, “not to flatter you,  
                   You have as good and fair a setup  
                As anyone could wish, and you need not feel ashamed  
                   To claim it like the proudest person alive.”  
                                               Butler.

Our horses were taken by a servant in Sir Hildebrand's livery, whom we found in the court-yard, and we entered the house. In the entrance-hall I was somewhat surprised, and my fair companion still more so, when we met Rashleigh Osbaldistone, who could not help showing equal wonder at our rencontre.

Our horses were brought by a servant in Sir Hildebrand's uniform, who we found in the courtyard, and we went inside the house. In the entrance hall, I was a bit surprised, and my lovely companion was even more surprised, when we ran into Rashleigh Osbaldistone, who couldn't hide his own astonishment at our meeting.

“Rashleigh,” said Miss Vernon, without giving him time to ask any question, “you have heard of Mr. Francis Osbaldistone's affair, and you have been talking to the Justice about it?”

“Rashleigh,” Miss Vernon said, not giving him a chance to ask anything, “you’ve heard about Mr. Francis Osbaldistone’s situation, and you’ve been discussing it with the Justice?”

“Certainly,” said Rashleigh, composedly—“it has been my business here.— I have been endeavouring,” he said, with a bow to me, “to render my cousin what service I can. But I am sorry to meet him here.”

“Of course,” said Rashleigh, calmly. “That’s what I’ve been doing here. I’ve been trying,” he said with a nod toward me, “to help my cousin in any way I can. But I’m sorry to run into him here.”

“As a friend and relation, Mr. Osbaldistone, you ought to have been sorry to have met me anywhere else, at a time when the charge of my reputation required me to be on this spot as soon as possible.”

“As a friend and relative, Mr. Osbaldistone, you should have felt bad to run into me anywhere else, especially when my reputation needed me to be here as soon as possible.”

“True; but judging from what my father said, I should have supposed a short retreat into Scotland—just till matters should be smoothed over in a quiet way”—

“That's true; but based on what my dad said, I would have thought a short getaway to Scotland—just until things can be sorted out quietly—”

I answered with warmth, “That I had no prudential measures to observe, and desired to have nothing smoothed over;—on the contrary, I was come to inquire into a rascally calumny, which I was determined to probe to the bottom.”

I responded warmly, “I don’t have any precautions to take, and I want nothing to be covered up; on the contrary, I came to look into a nasty rumor that I’m determined to get to the bottom of.”

“Mr. Francis Osbaldistone is an innocent man, Rashleigh,” said Miss Vernon, “and he demands an investigation of the charge against him, and I intend to support him in it.”

“Mr. Francis Osbaldistone is an innocent man, Rashleigh,” said Miss Vernon, “and he wants an investigation into the charges against him, and I plan to stand by him in that.”

“You do, my pretty cousin?—I should think, now, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone was likely to be as effectually, and rather more delicately, supported by my presence than by yours.”

“You do, my lovely cousin?—I would think that Mr. Francis Osbaldistone would be much better off, and probably more kindly, with me around than with you.”

“Oh, certainly; but two heads are better than one, you know.”

"Oh, definitely; but two heads are better than one, you know."

“Especially such a head as yours, my pretty Die,” advancing and taking her hand with a familiar fondness, which made me think him fifty times uglier than nature had made him. She led him, however, a few steps aside; they conversed in an under voice, and she appeared to insist upon some request which he was unwilling or unable to comply with. I never saw so strong a contrast betwixt the expression of two faces. Miss Vernon's, from being earnest, became angry; her eyes and cheeks became more animated, her colour mounted, she clenched her little hand, and stamping on the ground with her tiny foot, seemed to listen with a mixture of contempt and indignation to the apologies, which, from his look of civil deference, his composed and respectful smile, his body rather drawing back than advanced, and other signs of look and person, I concluded him to be pouring out at her feet. At length she flung away from him, with “I will have it so.”

“Especially a head like yours, my pretty Die,” he said, moving closer and taking her hand with a familiarity that made me see him as way uglier than he really was. She led him a few steps away; they talked in low voices, and she seemed to be insisting on something he was either unwilling or unable to agree to. I’ve never seen such a strong contrast between two faces. Miss Vernon's expression shifted from earnest to angry; her eyes and cheeks grew more animated, her color deepened, she clenched her small hand, and stamping her little foot on the ground, she seemed to listen with a mix of contempt and indignation to the apologies he was clearly offering, judging by his polite demeanor, calm respectful smile, and the way he held his body back instead of leaning forward, along with other signs of his manner. Finally, she pulled away from him, saying, “I will have it so.”

“It is not in my power—there is no possibility of it.—Would you think it, Mr. Osbaldistone?” said he, addressing me—

“It’s not in my power—there’s no way it could happen.—Would you believe that, Mr. Osbaldistone?” he said, looking at me—

“You are not mad?” said she, interrupting him.

“You're not crazy, are you?” she asked, cutting him off.

“Would you think it?” said he, without attending to her hint—“Miss Vernon insists, not only that I know your innocence (of which, indeed, it is impossible for any one to be more convinced), but that I must also be acquainted with the real perpetrators of the outrage on this fellow—if indeed such an outrage has been committed. Is this reasonable, Mr. Osbaldistone?”

“Can you believe it?” he said, ignoring her hint—“Miss Vernon insists that not only am I completely convinced of your innocence (which, honestly, no one could doubt more), but that I should also know who really did this to him—if something actually happened at all. Is that fair, Mr. Osbaldistone?”

“I will not allow any appeal to Mr. Osbaldistone, Rashleigh,” said the young lady; “he does not know, as I do, the incredible extent and accuracy of your information on all points.”

“I won't entertain any appeal to Mr. Osbaldistone, Rashleigh,” the young lady said. “He doesn't know, like I do, how incredibly thorough and accurate your information is on all matters.”

“As I am a gentleman, you do me more honour than I deserve.”

“As a gentleman, you honor me more than I deserve.”

“Justice, Rashleigh—only justice:—and it is only justice which I expect at your hands.”

“Rashleigh, all I want is justice—and that’s all I expect from you.”

“You are a tyrant, Diana,” he answered, with a sort of sigh—“a capricious tyrant, and rule your friends with a rod of iron. Still, however, it shall be as you desire. But you ought not to be here—you know you ought not;—you must return with me.”

“You're a tyrant, Diana,” he replied with a kind of sigh—“a whimsical tyrant who rules your friends with an iron fist. Still, it will be as you wish. But you shouldn’t be here—you know you shouldn’t;—you have to come back with me.”

Then turning from Diana, who seemed to stand undecided, he came up to me in the most friendly manner, and said, “Do not doubt my interest in what regards you, Mr. Osbaldistone. If I leave you just at this moment, it is only to act for your advantage. But you must use your influence with your cousin to return; her presence cannot serve you, and must prejudice herself.”

Then, turning away from Diana, who looked unsure, he approached me in a very friendly way and said, “Don’t doubt my interest in your situation, Mr. Osbaldistone. If I’m leaving you right now, it’s only to help you. But you need to persuade your cousin to come back; her being here won’t help you and will only harm her.”

“I assure you, sir,” I replied, “you cannot be more convinced of this than I; I have urged Miss Vernon's return as anxiously as she would permit me to do.”

“I assure you, sir,” I replied, “you can't be more sure of this than I am; I've pushed for Miss Vernon's return as eagerly as she would let me.”

“I have thought on it,” said Miss Vernon after a pause, “and I will not go till I see you safe out of the hands of the Philistines. Cousin Rashleigh, I dare say, means well; but he and I know each other well. Rashleigh, I will not go;—I know,” she added, in a more soothing tone, “my being here will give you more motive for speed and exertion.”

“I’ve thought about it,” Miss Vernon said after a pause, “and I won’t leave until I see you safely away from the Philistines. Cousin Rashleigh likely means well, but he and I know each other too well. Rashleigh, I’m not going;—I know,” she added, in a more soothing tone, “that my being here will give you more reason to hurry and put in the effort.”

“Stay then, rash, obstinate girl,” said Rashleigh; “you know but too well to whom you trust;” and hastening out of the hall, we heard his horse's feet a minute afterwards in rapid motion.

“Stay then, reckless, stubborn girl,” said Rashleigh; “you know all too well whom you trust;” and hurrying out of the hall, we heard his horse's hooves a minute later moving quickly.

“Thank Heaven he is gone!” said Diana. “And now let us seek out the Justice.”

“Thank goodness he’s gone!” said Diana. “Now let’s find the Justice.”

“Had we not better call a servant?”

“Shouldn't we call someone?”

“Oh, by no means; I know the way to his den—we must burst on him suddenly—follow me.”

“Oh, definitely not; I know how to get to his place—we need to surprise him—follow me.”

I did follow her accordingly, as she tripped up a few gloomy steps, traversed a twilight passage, and entered a sort of ante-room, hung round with old maps, architectural elevations, and genealogical trees. A pair of folding-doors opened from this into Mr. Inglewood's sitting apartment, from which was heard the fag-end of an old ditty, chanted by a voice which had been in its day fit for a jolly bottle-song.

I followed her as she stumbled up a few dark steps, moved through a dim hallway, and walked into a kind of waiting room, decorated with old maps, architectural drawings, and family trees. A pair of folding doors led from this room into Mr. Inglewood's living area, where I could hear the tail end of an old song being sung by a voice that once sounded great for a cheerful drinking song.

                       “O, in Skipton-in-Craven
                           Is never a haven,
                        But many a day foul weather;
                           And he that would say
                           A pretty girl nay,
                        I wish for his cravat a tether.”
 
                       “Oh, in Skipton-in-Craven
                           There's never a safe place,
                        But many a day has bad weather;
                           And anyone who would say
                           No to a pretty girl,
                        I wish for something to tie up his cravat.”

“Heyday!” said Miss Vernon, “the genial Justice must have dined already—I did not think it had been so late.”

“Wow!” said Miss Vernon, “the friendly Justice must have already eaten—I didn’t realize it was so late.”

It was even so. Mr. Inglewood's appetite having been sharpened by his official investigations, he had antedated his meridian repast, having dined at twelve instead of one o'clock, then the general dining hour in England. The various occurrences of the morning occasioned our arriving some time after this hour, to the Justice the most important of the four-and-twenty, and he had not neglected the interval.

It was indeed so. Mr. Inglewood's appetite, heightened by his official investigations, led him to have his midday meal earlier, dining at twelve instead of one o'clock, which was the usual dining hour in England. The various events of the morning caused us to arrive sometime after this hour, which was the most significant of the twenty-four for the Justice, and he had made good use of the time in between.

“Stay you here,” said Diana. “I know the house, and I will call a servant; your sudden appearance might startle the old gentleman even to choking;” and she escaped from me, leaving me uncertain whether I ought to advance or retreat. It was impossible for me not to hear some part of what passed within the dinner apartment, and particularly several apologies for declining to sing, expressed in a dejected croaking voice, the tones of which, I conceived, were not entirely new to me.

“Stay here,” said Diana. “I know the house, and I’ll call a servant; your sudden appearance might shock the old gentleman so much it could choke him.” Then she slipped away from me, leaving me unsure whether I should move forward or back. I couldn’t help but hear parts of the conversation happening in the dining room, especially several apologies for not wanting to sing, spoken in a sad, croaky voice that I thought I recognized.

“Not sing, sir? by our Lady! but you must—What! you have cracked my silver-mounted cocoa-nut of sack, and tell me that you cannot sing!—Sir, sack will make a cat sing, and speak too; so up with a merry stave, or trundle yourself out of my doors!—Do you think you are to take up all my valuable time with your d-d declarations, and then tell me you cannot sing?”

“Not sing, sir? By our Lady! But you have to—What! You've broken my silver-mounted coconut of sack, and you’re telling me you can't sing!—Sir, sack will make anyone sing, and even talk; so either cheer up with a lively tune, or roll yourself out of my doors!—Do you think you can waste all my valuable time with your nonsense, and then tell me you can't sing?”

“Your worship is perfectly in rule,” said another voice, which, from its pert conceited accent, might be that of the cleric, “and the party must be conformable; he hath canet written on his face in court hand.”

“Your honor is absolutely correct,” said another voice, which, with its overly self-satisfied tone, could be that of the cleric, “and the person must comply; he has canet written on his face in formal script.”

“Up with it then,” said the Justice, “or by St. Christopher, you shall crack the cocoa-nut full of salt-and-water, according to the statute for such effect made and provided.”

“Get on with it then,” said the Justice, “or by St. Christopher, you’ll crack the coconut full of salt-and-water, as stated in the law made for such things.”

Thus exhorted and threatened, my quondam fellow-traveller, for I could no longer doubt that he was the recusant in question, uplifted, with a voice similar to that of a criminal singing his last psalm on the scaffold, a most doleful stave to the following effect:—

Thus urged and threatened, my former travel companion—since I could no longer doubt he was the one refusing—raised his voice, sounding like a criminal singing his last song on the gallows, and lamented the following:—

                   “Good people all, I pray give ear,
                    A woeful story you shall hear,
                   'Tis of a robber as stout as ever
                    Bade a true man stand and deliver.
                       With his foodle doo fa loodle loo.

                   “This knave, most worthy of a cord,
                    Being armed with pistol and with sword,
                   'Twixt Kensington and Brentford then
                    Did boldly stop six honest men.
                       With his foodle doo, etc.

                  “These honest men did at Brentford dine,
                   Having drank each man his pint of wine,
                   When this bold thief, with many curses,
                   Did say, You dogs, your lives or purses.
                       With his foodle doo,” etc.
                   “Good people, please listen,
                    You’ll hear a sad story,
                   It’s about a robber as tough as they come
                    Who ordered a honest man to hand over his goods.
                       With his foodle doo fa loodle loo.

                   “This rogue, truly deserving of a noose,
                    Armed with a pistol and a sword,
                   Between Kensington and Brentford,
                    Boldly stopped six honest men.
                       With his foodle doo, etc.

                  “These honest men were dining in Brentford,
                   Each having had a pint of wine,
                   When this bold thief, with many curses,
                   Said, You dogs, your lives or your money.
                       With his foodle doo,” etc.

I question if the honest men, whose misfortune is commemorated in this pathetic ditty, were more startled at the appearance of the bold thief than the songster was at mine; for, tired of waiting for some one to announce me, and finding my situation as a listener rather awkward, I presented myself to the company just as my friend Mr. Morris, for such, it seems, was his name, was uplifting the fifth stave of his doleful ballad. The high tone with which the tune started died away in a quaver of consternation on finding himself so near one whose character he supposed to be little less suspicious than that of the hero of his madrigal, and he remained silent, with a mouth gaping as if I had brought the Gorgon's head in my hand.

I wonder if the honest men, whose unfortunate story is remembered in this sad song, were more shocked by the bold thief's appearance than the singer was by mine; because, tired of waiting for someone to introduce me and feeling a bit awkward as a listener, I stepped forward into the group just as my friend Mr. Morris—apparently that was his name—was reaching the fifth stanza of his sorrowful ballad. The confident tone with which the tune began faded into a tremble of fear when he realized he was so close to someone he thought was just as suspicious as the hero of his song. He fell silent, his mouth hanging open as if I had brought the Gorgon's head in my hand.

The Justice, whose eyes had closed under the influence of the somniferous lullaby of the song, started up in his chair as it suddenly ceased, and stared with wonder at the unexpected addition which the company had received while his organs of sight were in abeyance. The clerk, as I conjectured him to be from his appearance, was also commoved; for, sitting opposite to Mr. Morris, that honest gentleman's terror communicated itself to him, though he wotted not why.

The Judge, whose eyes had shut from the soothing lull of the song, suddenly jolted in his chair when it stopped and looked in surprise at the unexpected person who had joined the group while he was dozing. The clerk, as I figured him to be from his looks, was also affected; sitting across from Mr. Morris, the honest man's fear passed onto him, even though he didn't know why.

Frank at Judge Inglewood's

I broke the silence of surprise occasioned by my abrupt entrance.—“My name, Mr. Inglewood, is Francis Osbaldistone; I understand that some scoundrel has brought a complaint before you, charging me with being concerned in a loss which he says he has sustained.”

I interrupted the surprised silence caused by my sudden arrival. “My name is Francis Osbaldistone, Mr. Inglewood. I hear that someone has filed a complaint against me, claiming I’m involved in a loss they say they experienced.”

“Sir,” said the Justice, somewhat peevishly, “these are matters I never enter upon after dinner;—there is a time for everything, and a justice of peace must eat as well as other folks.”

“Sir,” said the Justice, a bit annoyed, “these are topics I never discuss after dinner; there’s a time for everything, and a justice of the peace needs to eat just like everyone else.”

The goodly person of Mr. Inglewood, by the way, seemed by no means to have suffered by any fasts, whether in the service of the law or of religion.

The kind-hearted Mr. Inglewood, by the way, didn't seem to have been affected at all by any fasting, whether for legal purposes or religious ones.

“I beg pardon for an ill-timed visit, sir; but as my reputation is concerned, and as the dinner appears to be concluded”—

“I apologize for dropping by at a bad time, sir; but since my reputation is at stake, and the dinner seems to be finished—”

“It is not concluded, sir,” replied the magistrate; “man requires digestion as well as food, and I protest I cannot have benefit from my victuals unless I am allowed two hours of quiet leisure, intermixed with harmless mirth, and a moderate circulation of the bottle.”

“It’s not finished yet, sir,” replied the magistrate. “A person needs time to digest just like they need food, and I must say I can’t enjoy my meal unless I have two hours of peaceful relaxation, mixed with some lighthearted fun, and a moderate flow of drinks.”

“If your honour will forgive me,” said Mr. Jobson, who had produced and arranged his writing implements in the brief space that our conversation afforded; “as this is a case of felony, and the gentleman seems something impatient, the charge is contra pacem domini regis”—

“If you'll forgive me, your honor,” said Mr. Jobson, who had quickly gathered and organized his writing tools during our short conversation, “since this is a felony case and the gentleman seems a bit impatient, the charge is contra pacem domini regis”—

“D—n dominie regis!” said the impatient Justice—“I hope it's no treason to say so; but it's enough to made one mad to be worried in this way. Have I a moment of my life quiet for warrants, orders, directions, acts, bails, bonds, and recognisances?—I pronounce to you, Mr. Jobson, that I shall send you and the justiceship to the devil one of these days.”

“Damn dominie regis!” said the impatient Justice—“I hope it’s not treason to say this; but it’s enough to drive one crazy to be troubled like this. Do I have a single moment of peace in my life with warrants, orders, directions, acts, bails, bonds, and recognizances?—I’m telling you, Mr. Jobson, that I will send you and the whole justiceship to hell one of these days.”

“Your honour will consider the dignity of the office one of the quorum and custos rotulorum, an office of which Sir Edward Coke wisely saith, The whole Christian world hath not the like of it, so it be duly executed.”

“Your honor will recognize the dignity of the office as part of the quorum and custos rotulorum, an office of which Sir Edward Coke wisely said, 'The whole Christian world has nothing like it, as long as it is properly carried out.'”

“Well,” said the Justice, partly reconciled by this eulogium on the dignity of his situation, and gulping down the rest of his dissatisfaction in a huge bumper of claret, “let us to this gear then, and get rid of it as fast as we can.—Here you, sir—you, Morris—you, knight of the sorrowful countenance—is this Mr. Francis Osbaldistone the gentleman whom you charge with being art and part of felony?”

“Well,” said the Justice, feeling a bit better after hearing this praise about the dignity of his position, and swallowing the rest of his annoyance in a large glass of red wine, “let’s get to this matter and deal with it as quickly as we can. —You there, sir—you, Morris—you, knight with the sad face—are you saying that Mr. Francis Osbaldistone is the man you accuse of being involved in the crime?”

“I, sir?” replied Morris, whose scattered wits had hardly yet reassembled themselves; “I charge nothing—I say nothing against the gentleman,”

“I, sir?” replied Morris, whose thoughts were still coming together; “I charge nothing—I say nothing against the gentleman,”

“Then we dismiss your complaint, sir, that's all, and a good riddance— Push about the bottle—Mr. Osbaldistone, help yourself.”

“Then we’re dismissing your complaint, sir, that’s it, and good riddance— Pass the bottle around—Mr. Osbaldistone, go ahead and pour yourself some.”

Jobson, however, was determined that Morris should not back out of the scrape so easily. “What do you mean, Mr. Morris?—Here is your own declaration—the ink scarce dried—and you would retract it in this scandalous manner!”

Jobson, however, was determined that Morris shouldn't get out of the mess so easily. “What do you mean, Mr. Morris?—Here is your own statement—the ink barely dry—and you would take it back in such a disgraceful way!”

“How do I know,” whispered the other in a tremulous tone, “how many rogues are in the house to back him? I have read of such things in Johnson's Lives of the Highwaymen. I protest the door opens”—

“How do I know,” whispered the other in a shaky voice, “how many crooks are in the house supporting him? I’ve read about this in Johnson's Lives of the Highwaymen. I swear the door opens”—

And it did open, and Diana Vernon entered—“You keep fine order here, Justice—not a servant to be seen or heard of.”

And it did open, and Diana Vernon walked in—“You maintain a good setup here, Justice—not a servant in sight or sound.”

“Ah!” said the Justice, starting up with an alacrity which showed that he was not so engrossed by his devotions to Themis or Comus, as to forget what was due to beauty—“Ah, ha! Die Vernon, the heath-bell of Cheviot, and the blossom of the Border, come to see how the old bachelor keeps house? Art welcome, girl, as flowers in May.”

“Ah!” said the Justice, suddenly getting up with a quickness that showed he wasn’t so caught up in his worship of Themis or Comus that he forgot about the importance of beauty—“Ah, ha! Die Vernon, the heath-bell of Cheviot and the blossom of the Border, here to see how the old bachelor manages his home? You’re as welcome, girl, as flowers in May.”

“A fine, open, hospitable house you do keep, Justice, that must be allowed—not a soul to answer a visitor.”

“You really have a lovely, welcoming home, Justice, that’s for sure—yet there’s not a single person around to greet a guest.”

“Ah, the knaves! they reckoned themselves secure of me for a couple of hours—But why did you not come earlier?—Your cousin Rashleigh dined here, and ran away like a poltroon after the first bottle was out—But you have not dined—we'll have something nice and ladylike—sweet and pretty like yourself, tossed up in a trice.”

“Ah, those scoundrels! They thought they had me safely tied up for a couple of hours—But why didn’t you show up earlier?—Your cousin Rashleigh had dinner here and ran off like a coward after the first bottle was finished—But you haven’t eaten—we’ll have something nice and elegant—sweet and lovely like you, whipped up in no time.”

“I may eat a crust in the ante-room before I set out,” answered Miss Vernon—“I have had a long ride this morning; but I can't stay long, Justice—I came with my cousin, Frank Osbaldistone, there, and I must show him the way back again to the Hall, or he'll lose himself in the wolds.”

“I might grab a snack in the foyer before I head out,” replied Miss Vernon. “I took a long ride this morning; but I can't stay for long, Justice—I came with my cousin, Frank Osbaldistone, and I need to show him the way back to the Hall, or he'll end up lost in the fields.”

“Whew! sits the wind in that quarter?” inquired the Justice—

“Wow! Where's the wind coming from?” asked the Justice—

           “She showed him the way, she showed him the way,
                     She showed him the way to woo.
           “She showed him the way, she showed him the way,  
                     She showed him how to charm.”

What! no luck for old fellows, then, my sweet bud of the wilderness?”

What! No luck for old guys, then, my sweet flower of the wild?

“None whatever, Squire Inglewood; but if you will be a good kind Justice, and despatch young Frank's business, and let us canter home again, I'll bring my uncle to dine with you next week, and we'll expect merry doings.”

"Not at all, Squire Inglewood; but if you could be a good and fair Justice, wrap up young Frank's business, and let us head home, I'll bring my uncle to have dinner with you next week, and we'll look forward to some fun."

“And you shall find them, my pearl of the Tyne—Zookers, lass, I never envy these young fellows their rides and scampers, unless when you come across me. But I must not keep you just now, I suppose?—I am quite satisfied with Mr. Francis Osbaldistone's explanation—here has been some mistake, which can be cleared at greater leisure.”

“And you’ll find them, my pearl of the Tyne—Zookers, girl, I never envy these young guys their rides and adventures, except when you’re around. But I shouldn’t hold you up right now, should I?—I’m quite satisfied with Mr. Francis Osbaldistone’s explanation—there’s been some mix-up that can be sorted out later.”

“Pardon me, sir,” said I; “but I have not heard the nature of the accusation yet.”

“Excuse me, sir,” I said; “but I haven’t heard what the accusation is yet.”

“Yes, sir,” said the clerk, who, at the appearance of Miss Vernon, had given up the matter in despair, but who picked up courage to press farther investigation on finding himself supported from a quarter whence assuredly he expected no backing—“Yes, sir, and Dalton saith, That he who is apprehended as a felon shall not be discharged upon any man's discretion, but shall be held either to bail or commitment, paying to the clerk of the peace the usual fees for recognisance or commitment.”

“Yes, sir,” said the clerk, who, upon seeing Miss Vernon, had abandoned the issue in frustration, but felt encouraged to continue investigating when he realized he had unexpected support—“Yes, sir, and Dalton says that anyone who is arrested as a felon cannot be released at someone's discretion, but must either be bailed out or committed, paying the usual fees to the clerk of the peace for recognizance or commitment.”

The Justice, thus goaded on, gave me at length a few words of explanation.

The Justice, now pushed on, finally gave me a brief explanation.

It seems the tricks which I had played to this man Morris had made a strong impression on his imagination; for I found they had been arrayed against me in his evidence, with all the exaggerations which a timorous and heated imagination could suggest. It appeared also, that on the day he parted from me, he had been stopped on a solitary spot and eased of his beloved travelling-companion, the portmanteau, by two men, well mounted and armed, having their faces covered with vizards.

It looks like the tricks I played on this guy Morris had a big impact on him; because I discovered that he had presented them in his testimony, complete with all the exaggerations that a scared and heated imagination could come up with. It also turned out that on the day he left me, he was stopped in a lonely area and robbed of his cherished travel bag, the portmanteau, by two men who were well-mounted and armed, with their faces covered by masks.

One of them, he conceived, had much of my shape and air, and in a whispering conversation which took place betwixt the freebooters, he heard the other apply to him the name of Osbaldistone. The declaration farther set forth, that upon inquiring into the principles of the family so named, he, the said declarant, was informed that they were of the worst description, the family, in all its members, having been Papists and Jacobites, as he was given to understand by the dissenting clergyman at whose house he stopped after his rencontre, since the days of William the Conqueror.

One of them, he thought, resembled me a lot, and during a quiet conversation among the outlaws, he heard the other call him Osbaldistone. The statement went on to say that when he asked about the principles of the Osbaldistone family, he, the one making the statement, was told they were of very bad reputation, with all its members having been Papists and Jacobites, as he learned from the dissenting minister at whose house he stayed after their encounter, dating back to the time of William the Conqueror.

Upon all and each of these weighty reasons, he charged me with being accessory to the felony committed upon his person; he, the said declarant, then travelling in the special employment of Government, and having charge of certain important papers, and also a large sum in specie, to be paid over, according to his instructions, to certain persons of official trust and importance in Scotland.

Based on all of these serious reasons, he accused me of being involved in the crime that happened to him; he, the person making the statement, was traveling on official government business and was responsible for certain important documents, as well as a large amount of cash, which he was supposed to deliver, according to his instructions, to some trusted and significant officials in Scotland.

Having heard this extraordinary accusation, I replied to it, that the circumstances on which it was founded were such as could warrant no justice, or magistrate, in any attempt on my personal liberty. I admitted that I had practised a little upon the terrors of Mr. Morris, while we travelled together, but in such trifling particulars as could have excited apprehension in no one who was one whit less timorous and jealous than himself. But I added, that I had never seen him since we parted, and if that which he feared had really come upon him, I was in nowise accessory to an action so unworthy of my character and station in life. That one of the robbers was called Osbaldistone, or that such a name was mentioned in the course of the conversation betwixt them, was a trifling circumstance, to which no weight was due. And concerning the disaffection alleged against me, I was willing to prove, to the satisfaction of the Justice, the clerk, and even the witness himself, that I was of the same persuasion as his friend the dissenting clergyman; had been educated as a good subject in the principles of the Revolution, and as such now demanded the personal protection of the laws which had been assured by that great event.

After hearing this shocking accusation, I responded that the circumstances it was based on were not enough to justify any attack on my personal freedom. I admitted that I had played a bit on Mr. Morris’s fears while we traveled together, but it was just minor things that wouldn’t have alarmed anyone less fearful and jealous than he was. I also said that I hadn’t seen him since we parted, and if what he feared had truly happened to him, I was in no way responsible for an act so unworthy of my character and position. The fact that one of the robbers was named Osbaldistone, or that such a name came up in their conversation, was a trivial detail that shouldn’t carry any weight. Regarding the accusation of disloyalty against me, I was ready to prove, to the satisfaction of the Justice, the clerk, and even the witness himself, that I shared the same beliefs as his friend, the dissenting clergyman; I had been raised as a good citizen based on the principles of the Revolution, and as such, I now claimed the personal protection of the laws established by that significant event.

The Justice fidgeted, took snuff, and seemed considerably embarrassed, while Mr. Attorney Jobson, with all the volubility of his profession, ran over the statute of the 34 Edward III., by which justices of the peace are allowed to arrest all those whom they find by indictment or suspicion, and to put them into prison. The rogue even turned my own admissions against me, alleging, “that since I had confessedly, upon my own showing, assumed the bearing or deportment of a robber or malefactor, I had voluntarily subjected myself to the suspicions of which I complained, and brought myself within the compass of the act, having wilfully clothed my conduct with all the colour and livery of guilt.”

The Justice fidgeted, took a pinch of snuff, and looked pretty embarrassed, while Mr. Attorney Jobson, with all the chatter of his profession, went over the law from the 34th year of Edward III, which allows justices of the peace to arrest anyone they suspect or who has been indicted and put them in jail. The scoundrel even twisted my own admissions against me, claiming, “that since I had openly admitted to acting like a robber or criminal, I had willingly brought the suspicion I was complaining about upon myself, and had put myself under the law, having intentionally dressed my actions in all the signs and trappings of guilt.”

I combated both his arguments and his jargon with much indignation and scorn, and observed, “That I should, if necessary, produce the bail of my relations, which I conceived could not be refused, without subjecting the magistrate in a misdemeanour.”

I challenged both his arguments and his complicated language with a lot of anger and contempt, and remarked, “I would, if needed, provide the bail of my relatives, which I believed could not be denied, without putting the magistrate in a difficult position.”

“Pardon me, my good sir—pardon me,” said the insatiable clerk; “this is a case in which neither bail nor mainprize can be received, the felon who is liable to be committed on heavy grounds of suspicion, not being replevisable under the statute of the 3d of King Edward, there being in that act an express exception of such as be charged of commandment, or force, and aid of felony done;” and he hinted that his worship would do well to remember that such were no way replevisable by common writ, nor without writ.

“Excuse me, good sir—excuse me,” said the relentless clerk; “this is a situation where neither bail nor surety can be accepted, as the criminal who is facing serious grounds for suspicion cannot be released under the law from the 3rd of King Edward, which specifically excludes those charged with command or participation in a felony;” and he suggested that the judge should keep in mind that such individuals cannot be released by common order, nor without an order.

At this period of the conversation a servant entered, and delivered a letter to Mr. Jobson. He had no sooner run it hastily over, than he exclaimed, with the air of one who wished to appear much vexed at the interruption, and felt the consequence attached to a man of multifarious avocations—“Good God!—why, at this rate, I shall have neither time to attend to the public concerns nor my own—no rest—no quiet—I wish to Heaven another gentleman in our line would settle here!”

At that point in the conversation, a servant walked in and handed a letter to Mr. Jobson. As soon as he quickly skimmed through it, he exclaimed, trying to sound frustrated by the interruption, while also acknowledging the responsibilities that come with a busy person’s life—“Good God! At this rate, I won’t have any time to focus on public matters or my own—no rest—no peace. I wish another guy in our field would move here!”

“God forbid!” said the Justice in a tone of sotto-voce deprecation; “some of us have enough of one of the tribe.”

“God forbid!” said the Justice in a quiet tone of disapproval; “some of us have had enough of one of the tribe.”

“This is a matter of life and death, if your worship pleases.”

“This is a matter of life and death, if that’s alright with you.”

“In God's name! no more justice business, I hope,” said the alarmed magistrate.

“In God's name! I hope there's no more justice stuff,” said the worried magistrate.

“No—no,” replied Mr. Jobson, very consequentially; “old Gaffer Rutledge of Grime's-hill is subpoenaed for the next world; he has sent an express for Dr. Kill-down to put in bail—another for me to arrange his worldly affairs.”

“No—no,” replied Mr. Jobson, quite importantly; “old Gaffer Rutledge of Grime's-hill is due for the next world; he has sent an urgent message for Dr. Kill-down to put up bail—another for me to sort out his worldly affairs.”

“Away with you, then,” said Mr. Inglewood, hastily; “his may not be a replevisable case under the statute, you know, or Mr. Justice Death may not like the doctor for a main pernor, or bailsman.”

“Away with you, then,” said Mr. Inglewood quickly; “this might not be a case that can be reclaimed under the law, you know, or Mr. Justice Death might not be fond of the doctor as a main pernor, or surety.”

“And yet,” said Jobson, lingering as he moved towards the door, “if my presence here be necessary—I could make out the warrant for committal in a moment, and the constable is below—And you have heard,” he said, lowering his voice, “Mr. Rashleigh's opinion”—the rest was lost in a whisper.

“And yet,” said Jobson, pausing as he headed toward the door, “if my being here is needed—I could prepare the warrant for commitment in no time, and the constable is downstairs—And you’ve heard,” he said, lowering his voice, “Mr. Rashleigh's thoughts”—the rest was lost in a whisper.

The Justice replied aloud, “I tell thee no, man, no—we'll do nought till thou return, man; 'tis but a four-mile ride—Come, push the bottle, Mr. Morris—Don't be cast down, Mr. Osbaldistone—And you, my rose of the wilderness—one cup of claret to refresh the bloom of your cheeks.”

The Justice said out loud, “I’ll tell you no, man, no—we won’t do anything until you get back, man; it’s just a four-mile ride—Come on, pass the bottle, Mr. Morris—Don't be discouraged, Mr. Osbaldistone—And you, my beautiful flower of the wilderness—one cup of claret to bring back the color in your cheeks.”

Diana started, as if from a reverie, in which she appeared to have been plunged while we held this discussion. “No, Justice—I should be afraid of transferring the bloom to a part of my face where it would show to little advantage; but I will pledge you in a cooler beverage;” and filling a glass with water, she drank it hastily, while her hurried manner belied her assumed gaiety.

Diana snapped back to reality, as if she’d been daydreaming while we talked. “No, Justice—I wouldn’t want to put that color on a part of my face where it wouldn’t look good; but I’ll toast you with a cooler drink instead;” and she quickly filled a glass with water and took a fast sip, her rushed behavior contradicting her cheerful facade.

I had not much leisure to make remarks upon her demeanour, however, being full of vexation at the interference of fresh obstacles to an instant examination of the disgraceful and impertinent charge which was brought against me. But there was no moving the Justice to take the matter up in absence of his clerk, an incident which gave him apparently as much pleasure as a holiday to a schoolboy. He persisted in his endeavours to inspire jollity into a company, the individuals of which, whether considered with reference to each other, or to their respective situations, were by no means inclined to mirth. “Come, Master Morris, you're not the first man that's been robbed, I trow—grieving ne'er brought back loss, man. And you, Mr. Frank Osbaldistone, are not the first bully-boy that has said stand to a true man. There was Jack Winterfield, in my young days, kept the best company in the land—at horse-races and cock-fights who but he—hand and glove was I with Jack. Push the bottle, Mr. Morris, it's dry talking—Many quart bumpers have I cracked, and thrown many a merry main with poor Jack—good family—ready wit—quick eye—as honest a fellow, barring the deed he died for—we'll drink to his memory, gentlemen—Poor Jack Winterfield—And since we talk of him, and of those sort of things, and since that d—d clerk of mine has taken his gibberish elsewhere, and since we're snug among ourselves, Mr. Osbaldistone, if you will have my best advice, I would take up this matter—the law's hard—very severe—hanged poor Jack Winterfield at York, despite family connections and great interest, all for easing a fat west-country grazier of the price of a few beasts—Now, here is honest Mr. Morris, has been frightened, and so forth—D—n it, man, let the poor fellow have back his portmanteau, and end the frolic at once.”

I didn’t have much time to think about her behavior, though I was pretty annoyed by the new obstacles getting in the way of a quick examination of the disgraceful and rude charge against me. But there was no convincing the Justice to take the matter up without his clerk, which seemed to give him as much joy as a holiday does to a schoolboy. He kept trying to lighten the mood in a company that wasn’t at all inclined to cheerfulness, whether you looked at them in relation to each other or their respective situations. “Come on, Master Morris, you’re not the first person to get robbed, you know—grief never brings back what’s lost. And you, Mr. Frank Osbaldistone, aren’t the first tough guy who’s tried to stand up to a true man. There was Jack Winterfield, in my younger days, who kept the best company around—at horse races and cockfights, who else but him— I was close friends with Jack. Let’s drink, Mr. Morris, it’s dull talking. I’ve shared many a drink and had lots of good times with poor Jack—good family—quick wit—sharp eye—as honest a guy as they come, except for the crime he was hanged for—we’ll toast to his memory, gentlemen—Poor Jack Winterfield—And since we’re talking about him and those kinds of things, and since that damned clerk of mine has taken his nonsense elsewhere, and since we’re comfortable here, Mr. Osbaldistone, if you want my best advice, I’d take up this matter—the law is tough—very harsh—they hanged poor Jack Winterfield at York, despite his family connections and influence, all for stealing a few animals from a fat west-country farmer—Now, here’s honest Mr. Morris, who’s been scared and so on—Dammit, man, let the poor fellow have back his suitcase, and let’s end this nonsense right now.”

Morris's eyes brightened up at this suggestion, and he began to hesitate forth an assurance that he thirsted for no man's blood, when I cut the proposed accommodation short, by resenting the Justice's suggestion as an insult, that went directly to suppose me guilty of the very crime which I had come to his house with the express intention of disavowing. We were in this awkward predicament when a servant, opening the door, announced, “A strange gentleman to wait upon his honour;” and the party whom he thus described entered the room without farther ceremony.

Morris's eyes lit up at this suggestion, and he started to backtrack, trying to assure me that he didn't want anyone's blood. But I cut off the proposed compromise, taking offense at the Justice's suggestion that implied I was guilty of the very crime I had come to his house to deny. We were in this uncomfortable situation when a servant opened the door and announced, “A stranger here to see his honor;” and the person he referred to entered the room without any further formality.

Die Vernon at Judge Inglewood's




CHAPTER NINTH.

             One of the thieves come back again! I'll stand close,
             He dares not wrong me now, so near the house,
             And call in vain 'tis, till I see him offer it.
                                          The Widow.
             One of the thieves is back again! I'll stay close,  
             He wouldn't dare to wrong me now, so close to the house,  
             And it's pointless to call out until I see him try.  
                                          The Widow.

“A stranger!” echoed the Justice—“not upon business, I trust, for I'll be”—

“A stranger!” echoed the Justice—“not here for business, I hope, because I’ll be—”

His protestation was cut short by the answer of the man himself. “My business is of a nature somewhat onerous and particular,” said my acquaintance, Mr. Campbell—for it was he, the very Scotchman whom I had seen at Northallerton—“and I must solicit your honour to give instant and heedful consideration to it.—I believe, Mr. Morris,” he added, fixing his eye on that person with a look of peculiar firmness and almost ferocity—“I believe ye ken brawly what I am—I believe ye cannot have forgotten what passed at our last meeting on the road?” Morris's jaw dropped—his countenance became the colour of tallow—his teeth chattered, and he gave visible signs of the utmost consternation. “Take heart of grace, man,” said Campbell, “and dinna sit clattering your jaws there like a pair of castanets! I think there can be nae difficulty in your telling Mr. Justice, that ye have seen me of yore, and ken me to be a cavalier of fortune, and a man of honour. Ye ken fu' weel ye will be some time resident in my vicinity, when I may have the power, as I will possess the inclination, to do you as good a turn.”

His protest was interrupted by the man himself. “My business is a bit complicated and specific,” said my acquaintance, Mr. Campbell—for it was him, the very Scotsman I had seen at Northallerton—“and I must ask you to give it your immediate and careful attention. I believe, Mr. Morris,” he added, staring at him with a look of intense determination and almost anger—“I believe you know well who I am—I believe you can’t have forgotten what happened the last time we met on the road?” Morris's jaw dropped—his face turned pale—his teeth chattered, and he showed signs of extreme fear. “Have courage, man,” said Campbell, “and don’t sit there rattling your jaws like a pair of castanets! I think there shouldn’t be any problem in you telling Mr. Justice that you’ve seen me before and you know me to be a man of fortune and honor. You know very well you’ll be living near me soon, when I’ll have the ability, and I certainly will have the desire, to do you a good turn.”

“Sir—sir—I believe you to be a man of honour, and, as you say, a man of fortune. Yes, Mr. Inglewood,” he added, clearing his voice, “I really believe this gentleman to be so.”

“Sir—sir—I believe you are a man of honor and, as you mentioned, a man of wealth. Yes, Mr. Inglewood,” he continued, clearing his throat, “I genuinely believe this gentleman to be that.”

“And what are this gentleman's commands with me?” said the Justice, somewhat peevishly. “One man introduces another, like the rhymes in the 'house that Jack built,' and I get company without either peace or conversation!”

“And what does this guy want from me?” said the Justice, a bit annoyed. “One person brings in another, like the rhymes in the 'house that Jack built,' and I end up with visitors without any peace or conversation!”

“Both shall be yours, sir,” answered Campbell, “in a brief period of time. I come to release your mind from a piece of troublesome duty, not to make increment to it.”

“Both will be yours, sir,” Campbell replied, “in a short while. I’m here to free your mind from a bothersome task, not to add to it.”

“Body o' me! then you are welcome as ever Scot was to England, and that's not saying much. But get on, man—let's hear what you have got to say at once.”

“Wow! You're as welcome as any Scot has ever been to England, and that’s not saying much. But come on, man—let's hear what you've got to say right away.”

“I presume, this gentleman,” continued the North Briton, “told you there was a person of the name of Campbell with him, when he had the mischance to lose his valise?”

“I assume, this guy,” continued the North Briton, “told you there was someone named Campbell with him when he had the bad luck to lose his bag?”

“He has not mentioned such a name, from beginning to end of the matter,” said the Justice.

“He hasn’t mentioned that name at all, from start to finish,” said the Justice.

“Ah! I conceive—I conceive,” replied Mr. Campbell;—“Mr. Morris was kindly afeared of committing a stranger into collision wi' the judicial forms of the country; but as I understand my evidence is necessary to the compurgation of one honest gentleman here, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone, wha has been most unjustly suspected, I will dispense with the precaution. Ye will therefore” (he added addressing Morris with the same determined look and accent) “please tell Mr. Justice Inglewood, whether we did not travel several miles together on the road, in consequence of your own anxious request and suggestion, reiterated ance and again, baith on the evening that we were at Northallerton, and there declined by me, but afterwards accepted, when I overtook ye on the road near Cloberry Allers, and was prevailed on by you to resign my ain intentions of proceeding to Rothbury; and, for my misfortune, to accompany you on your proposed route.”

"Ah! I understand—I understand," replied Mr. Campbell; "Mr. Morris was understandably concerned about getting a stranger involved with the legal system here; but since my testimony is needed to clear the name of an honest man, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone, who has been wrongly suspected, I will skip the caution. So, you will," he added, looking at Morris with the same determined expression, "please tell Mr. Justice Inglewood whether we didn't travel several miles together on the road because of your repeated requests and suggestions, first on the evening we were in Northallerton, which I initially declined, but later accepted when I caught up with you near Cloberry Allers, and was persuaded by you to abandon my own plans to go to Rothbury and instead join you on your intended route."

“It's a melancholy truth,” answered Morris, holding down his head, as he gave this general assent to the long and leading question which Campbell put to him, and seemed to acquiesce in the statement it contained with rueful docility.

“It's a sad truth,” replied Morris, looking down, as he agreed with the long and probing question that Campbell asked him, appearing to accept the statement it held with a begrudging humility.

“And I presume you can also asseverate to his worship, that no man is better qualified than I am to bear testimony in this case, seeing that I was by you, and near you, constantly during the whole occurrence.”

“And I assume you can also affirm to him that no one is better qualified than I am to testify in this case, since I was with you and close to you the entire time it happened.”

“No man better qualified, certainly,” said Morris, with a deep and embarrassed sigh.

“No one is better qualified, that's for sure,” said Morris, with a heavy and embarrassed sigh.

“And why the devil did you not assist him, then,” said the Justice, “since, by Mr. Morris's account, there were but two robbers; so you were two to two, and you are both stout likely men?”

“And why on earth didn’t you help him, then?” said the Justice. “According to Mr. Morris, there were only two robbers; so it was two against two, and you’re both strong, capable men?”

“Sir, if it please your worship,” said Campbell, “I have been all my life a man of peace and quietness, noways given to broils or batteries. Mr. Morris, who belongs, as I understand, or hath belonged, to his Majesty's army, might have used his pleasure in resistance, he travelling, as I also understand, with a great charge of treasure; but, for me, who had but my own small peculiar to defend, and who am, moreover, a man of a pacific occupation, I was unwilling to commit myself to hazard in the matter.”

"Sir, if it pleases you," Campbell said, "I've always been a man of peace and quiet, not one to engage in fights or conflicts. Mr. Morris, as I understand it, has been part of His Majesty's army and might have chosen to resist since he was traveling with a significant amount of treasure. But for me, who only had my small belongings to protect and who is also in a peaceful profession, I wasn’t willing to put myself in danger over this."

I looked at Campbell as he muttered these words, and never recollect to have seen a more singular contrast than that between the strong daring sternness expressed in his harsh features, and the air of composed meekness and simplicity which his language assumed. There was even a slight ironical smile lurking about the corners of his mouth, which seemed, involuntarily as it were, to intimate his disdain of the quiet and peaceful character which he thought proper to assume, and which led me to entertain strange suspicions that his concern in the violence done to Morris had been something very different from that of a fellow-sufferer, or even of a mere spectator.

I watched Campbell as he muttered these words, and I can't remember seeing a more striking contrast than between the strong, bold sternness in his harsh features and the calm, gentle simplicity his words conveyed. There was even a hint of an ironic smile at the corners of his mouth that seemed, almost without meaning to, to reveal his contempt for the quiet, peaceful persona he chose to adopt. This made me suspicious that his involvement in the violence against Morris was something very different from that of a fellow victim or even just an onlooker.

Perhaps some suspicious crossed the Justice's mind at the moment, for he exclaimed, as if by way of ejaculation, “Body o' me! but this is a strange story.”

Maybe a bit of suspicion crossed the Justice's mind at that moment, so he exclaimed, almost as if it just slipped out, “Goodness! This is a strange story.”

The North Briton seemed to guess at what was passing in his mind; for he went on, with a change of manner and tone, dismissing from his countenance some part of the hypocritical affectation of humility which had made him obnoxious to suspicion, and saying, with a more frank and unconstrained air, “To say the truth, I am just ane o' those canny folks wha care not to fight but when they hae gotten something to fight for, which did not chance to be my predicament when I fell in wi' these loons. But that your worship may know that I am a person of good fame and character, please to cast your eye over that billet.”

The North Briton seemed to sense what was on his mind; he changed his demeanor and tone, dropping some of the fake humility that had made him suspicious, and said, more openly and casually, “To be honest, I’m just one of those smart folks who don’t like to fight unless there’s something worth fighting for, which wasn’t the case when I came across these guys. But just so you know I’m a person of good reputation and character, please take a look at that letter.”

Mr. Inglewood took the paper from his hand, and read, half aloud, “These are to certify, that the bearer, Robert Campbell of—of some place which I cannot pronounce,” interjected the Justice—“is a person of good lineage, and peaceable demeanour, travelling towards England on his own proper affairs, &c. &c. &c. Given under our hand, at our Castle of Inver—Invera—rara—Argyle.”

Mr. Inglewood took the paper from his hand and read, half aloud, “These certify that the bearer, Robert Campbell of—of some place I can’t pronounce,” interjected the Justice—“is a person of good lineage and peaceful demeanor, traveling to England for his own business, etc., etc. Given under our hand, at our Castle of Inver—Invera—rara—Argyle.”

“A slight testimonial, sir, which I thought fit to impetrate from that worthy nobleman” (here he raised his hand to his head, as if to touch his hat), “MacCallum More.”

“A small favor, sir, that I felt was appropriate to request from that esteemed nobleman” (here he raised his hand to his head, as if to touch his hat), “MacCallum More.”

“MacCallum who, sir?” said the Justice.

“MacCallum who, sir?” asked the Justice.

“Whom the Southern call the Duke of Argyle.”

“Whom the Southerners call the Duke of Argyle.”

“I know the Duke of Argyle very well to be a nobleman of great worth and distinction, and a true lover of his country. I was one of those that stood by him in 1714, when he unhorsed the Duke of Marlborough out of his command. I wish we had more noblemen like him. He was an honest Tory in those days, and hand and glove with Ormond. And he has acceded to the present Government, as I have done myself, for the peace and quiet of his country; for I cannot presume that great man to have been actuated, as violent folks pretend, with the fear of losing his places and regiment. His testimonial, as you call it, Mr. Campbell, is perfectly satisfactory; and now, what have you got to say to this matter of the robbery?”

“I know the Duke of Argyle very well to be a nobleman of great worth and distinction, and a true lover of his country. I was one of those who stood by him in 1714, when he defeated the Duke of Marlborough and took away his command. I wish we had more noblemen like him. He was an honest Tory back then and very close with Ormond. He has joined the current Government, just like I have, for the peace and stability of his country; I can't believe that such a great man was driven, as some extremists claim, by the fear of losing his positions and regiment. His testimonial, as you call it, Mr. Campbell, is completely satisfactory; and now, what do you have to say about this robbery issue?”

“Briefly this, if it please your worship,—that Mr. Morris might as weel charge it against the babe yet to be born, or against myself even, as against this young gentleman, Mr. Osbaldistone; for I am not only free to depone that the person whom he took for him was a shorter man, and a thicker man, but also, for I chanced to obtain a glisk of his visage, as his fause-face slipped aside, that he was a man of other features and complexion than those of this young gentleman, Mr. Osbaldistone. And I believe,” he added, turning round with a natural, yet somewhat sterner air, to Mr. Morris, “that the gentleman will allow I had better opportunity to take cognisance wha were present on that occasion than he, being, I believe, much the cooler o' the twa.”

“Let me put it this way, if it’s alright with you, sir—Mr. Morris could just as easily blame it on the unborn child or even on myself, rather than on this young man, Mr. Osbaldistone; because I can confidently say that the person he mistook for him was actually shorter and stockier. Also, I happened to catch a glimpse of his face as his disguise slipped a bit, and it was clear he had different features and complexion than this young man, Mr. Osbaldistone. And I think,” he added, turning to Mr. Morris with a natural but somewhat firmer demeanor, “that the gentleman would agree that I had a better chance to notice who was there that day than he did, since I believe I was much calmer of the two.”

“I agree to it, sir—I agree to it perfectly,” said Morris, shrinking back as Campbell moved his chair towards him to fortify his appeal—“And I incline, sir,” he added, addressing Mr. Inglewood, “to retract my information as to Mr. Osbaldistone; and I request, sir, you will permit him, sir, to go about his business, and me to go about mine also; your worship may have business to settle with Mr. Campbell, and I am rather in haste to be gone.”

“I’m on board with it, sir—I completely agree,” said Morris, pulling back as Campbell moved his chair closer to reinforce his point—“And I’m thinking, sir,” he continued, addressing Mr. Inglewood, “that I’d like to take back what I said about Mr. Osbaldistone; I ask, sir, that you allow him to carry on with his work, and me to carry on with mine as well; you might have matters to discuss with Mr. Campbell, and I’m in a bit of a hurry to leave.”

“Then, there go the declarations,” said the Justice, throwing them into the fire—“And now you are at perfect liberty, Mr Osbaldistone. And you, Mr. Morris, are set quite at your ease.”

“Then, here go the declarations,” said the Justice, tossing them into the fire—“And now you are completely free, Mr. Osbaldistone. And you, Mr. Morris, can relax completely.”

“Ay,” said Campbell, eyeing Morris as he assented with a rueful grin to the Justice's observations, “much like the ease of a tod under a pair of harrows—But fear nothing, Mr. Morris; you and I maun leave the house thegither. I will see you safe—I hope you will not doubt my honour, when I say sae—to the next highway, and then we part company; and if we do not meet as friends in Scotland, it will be your ain fault.”

“Ay,” said Campbell, watching Morris as he nodded with a regretful smile to the Justice's comments, “it's as easy as a fox under a couple of harrows—But don’t worry, Mr. Morris; we have to leave the house together. I promise to keep you safe—I hope you believe me when I say this—to the next highway, and then we'll go our separate ways; if we don’t meet as friends in Scotland, it’ll be your own fault.”

With such a lingering look of terror as the condemned criminal throws, when he is informed that the cart awaits him, Morris arose; but when on his legs, appeared to hesitate. “I tell thee, man, fear nothing,” reiterated Campbell; “I will keep my word with you—Why, thou sheep's heart, how do ye ken but we may can pick up some speerings of your valise, if ye will be amenable to gude counsel?—Our horses are ready. Bid the Justice fareweel, man, and show your Southern breeding.”

With a lingering look of fear like that of a condemned criminal when he's told the cart is waiting, Morris got up; but once on his feet, he seemed to hesitate. “I’m telling you, man, don’t be afraid,” Campbell repeated; “I’ll keep my promise to you—Why, you coward, how do you know we might not catch a glimpse of your bag if you’re open to good advice?—Our horses are ready. Say goodbye to the Justice, man, and show your Southern upbringing.”

Morris, thus exhorted and encouraged, took his leave, under the escort of Mr. Campbell; but, apparently, new scruples and terrors had struck him before they left the house, for I heard Campbell reiterating assurances of safety and protection as they left the ante-room—“By the soul of my body, man, thou'rt as safe as in thy father's kailyard—Zounds! that a chield wi' sic a black beard should hae nae mair heart than a hen-partridge!—Come on wi' ye, like a frank fallow, anes and for aye.”

Morris, feeling encouraged and motivated, said his goodbyes with Mr. Campbell by his side. However, it seemed that new doubts and fears had taken hold of him before they left the house, as I heard Campbell repeatedly reassuring him of his safety and protection as they exited the waiting room—“By my soul, man, you're as safe as in your father's backyard—Good grief! How can a guy with such a thick beard have no more courage than a hen partridge!—Come on, let's go, like a true friend, once and for all.”

The voices died away, and the subsequent trampling of their horses announced to us that they had left the mansion of Justice Inglewood.

The voices faded, and the sound of their horses leaving told us that they had departed from Justice Inglewood's mansion.

The joy which that worthy magistrate received at this easy conclusion of a matter which threatened him with some trouble in his judicial capacity, was somewhat damped by reflection on what his clerk's views of the transaction might be at his return. “Now, I shall have Jobson on my shoulders about these d—d papers—I doubt I should not have destroyed them, after all—But hang it! it is only paying his fees, and that will make all smooth—And now, Miss Die Vernon, though I have liberated all the others, I intend to sign a writ for committing you to the custody of Mother Blakes, my old housekeeper, for the evening, and we will send for my neighbour Mrs. Musgrave, and the Miss Dawkins, and your cousins, and have old Cobs the fiddler, and be as merry as the maids; and Frank Osbaldistone and I will have a carouse that will make us fit company for you in half-an-hour.”

The joy that the respectable magistrate felt at this simple resolution of a situation that could have caused him some trouble in his judicial role was somewhat overshadowed by worries about how his clerk would view the situation upon returning. “Now, I’ll have Jobson complaining about these damn papers—I really should have destroyed them after all—But forget it! It’s just paying his fees, and that will smooth everything over—And now, Miss Die Vernon, even though I’ve released everyone else, I plan to sign a writ to keep you under the care of Mother Blakes, my old housekeeper, for the evening. We’ll invite my neighbor Mrs. Musgrave, the Miss Dawkins, and your cousins, and get old Cobs the fiddler to join us, and we’ll be as cheerful as the maids; and Frank Osbaldistone and I will have a drink that will make us good company for you in half an hour.”

“Thanks, most worshipful,” returned Miss Vernon; “but, as matters stand, we must return instantly to Osbaldistone Hall, where they do not know what has become of us, and relieve my uncle of his anxiety on my cousin's account, which is just the same as if one of his own sons were concerned.”

“Thanks, most respected,” replied Miss Vernon; “but, given the situation, we need to head straight back to Osbaldistone Hall, where they’re worried about us, and put my uncle’s mind at ease concerning my cousin, which is just as serious as if one of his own sons were involved.”

“I believe it truly,” said the Justice; “for when his eldest son, Archie, came to a bad end, in that unlucky affair of Sir John Fenwick's, old Hildebrand used to hollo out his name as readily as any of the remaining six, and then complain that he could not recollect which of his sons had been hanged. So, pray hasten home, and relieve his paternal solicitude, since go you must. But hark thee hither, heath-blossom,” he said, pulling her towards him by the hand, and in a good-humoured tone of admonition, “another time let the law take its course, without putting your pretty finger into her old musty pie, all full of fragments of law gibberish—French and dog-Latin—And, Die, my beauty, let young fellows show each other the way through the moors, in case you should lose your own road, while you are pointing out theirs, my pretty Will o' the Wisp.”

“I really believe it,” said the Justice; “because when his oldest son, Archie, met a terrible fate in that unfortunate incident with Sir John Fenwick, old Hildebrand would shout out his name just as easily as any of the other six, and then complain that he couldn’t remember which of his sons had been hanged. So, please hurry home and ease his fatherly worries, since you have to go. But listen here, heath-blossom,” he said, pulling her toward him by the hand, and in a lighthearted tone of warning, “next time, let the law run its course without sticking your pretty finger into that old dusty pie, full of pieces of legal jargon—French and dog-Latin—And, my dear, let young men guide each other through the moors in case you lose your own way while you're trying to point out theirs, my lovely Will o' the Wisp.”

With this admonition, he saluted and dismissed Miss Vernon, and took an equally kind farewell of me.

With this warning, he waved goodbye to Miss Vernon and said a friendly farewell to me as well.

“Thou seems to be a good tight lad, Mr. Frank, and I remember thy father too—he was my playfellow at school. Hark thee, lad,—ride early at night, and don't swagger with chance passengers on the king's highway. What, man! all the king's liege subjects are not bound to understand joking, and it's ill cracking jests on matters of felony. And here's poor Die Vernon too—in a manner alone and deserted on the face of this wide earth, and left to ride, and run, and scamper, at her own silly pleasure. Thou must be careful of Die, or, egad, I will turn a young fellow again on purpose, and fight thee myself, although I must own it would be a great deal of trouble. And now, get ye both gone, and leave me to my pipe of tobacco, and my meditations; for what says the song—

"You seem like a good young man, Mr. Frank, and I remember your father—he was my friend in school. Listen, young man, ride home early at night, and don't mess around with random people on the king's highway. Not everyone is going to get your jokes, and it's not a good idea to make light of serious crimes. And poor Die Vernon is practically all alone in this big world, left to ride and run around as she pleases. You need to look out for Die, or I swear I'll turn back into a young man just to fight you myself, although I must admit that would be quite a hassle. Now, you both get going and leave me to my tobacco and my thoughts; because what does the song say—"

                  The Indian leaf doth briefly burn;
                  So doth man's strength to weakness turn
                  The fire of youth extinguished quite,
                  Comes age, like embers, dry and white.
                  Think of this as you take tobacco.” *
                  The Indian leaf burns quickly;  
                  So does a man's strength turn to weakness.  
                  The fire of youth is completely snuffed out,  
                  Then age comes, like dry, white embers.  
                  Keep this in mind as you smoke tobacco. ” *

* [The lines here quoted belong to or were altered from a set of verses at one time very popular in England, beginning, Tobacco that is withered quite. In Scotland, the celebrated Ralph Erskine, author of the Gospel Sonnets, published what he called “Smoking Spiritualized, in two parts. The first part being an Old Meditation upon Smoking Tobacco.” It begins—*

* [The lines quoted here are from a set of verses that were once very popular in England, starting with, Tobacco that is withered quite. In Scotland, the famous Ralph Erskine, who wrote the Gospel Sonnets, published what he called "Smoking Spiritualized," in two parts. The first part is an Old Meditation on Smoking Tobacco." It begins—*

                  This Indian weed now withered quite,
                  Tho' green at noon, cut down at night,
                            Shows thy decay;
                            All flesh is hay.
                      Thus thank, and smoke tobacco.]
                  This Indian weed is now completely withered,
                  Though it was green at noon, it was cut down by night,
                            It shows your decay;
                            All flesh is like hay.
                      So, thank and smoke tobacco.

I was much pleased with the gleams of sense and feeling which escaped from the Justice through the vapours of sloth and self-indulgence, assured him of my respect to his admonitions, and took a friendly farewell of the honest magistrate and his hospitable mansion.

I was really pleased with the flashes of insight and emotion that broke through the fog of laziness and self-indulgence in the Justice. I assured him of my respect for his advice and said a friendly goodbye to the honest magistrate and his welcoming home.

We found a repast prepared for us in the ante-room, which we partook of slightly, and rejoined the same servant of Sir Hildebrand who had taken our horses at our entrance, and who had been directed, as he informed Miss Vernon, by Mr. Rashleigh, to wait and attend upon us home. We rode a little way in silence, for, to say truth, my mind was too much bewildered with the events of the morning, to permit me to be the first to break it. At length Miss Vernon exclaimed, as if giving vent to her own reflections, “Well, Rashleigh is a man to be feared and wondered at, and all but loved; he does whatever he pleases, and makes all others his puppets—has a player ready to perform every part which he imagines, and an invention and readiness which supply expedients for every emergency.”

We found a meal waiting for us in the anteroom, which we nibbled on a bit before rejoining the same servant of Sir Hildebrand who had taken our horses when we arrived. He told Miss Vernon that Mr. Rashleigh had instructed him to wait and escort us home. We rode in silence for a while because, to be honest, my mind was too overwhelmed by the morning’s events to be the first to speak. Finally, Miss Vernon exclaimed, as if voicing her own thoughts, “Well, Rashleigh is someone to be feared and admired, and almost loved; he does whatever he wants and makes everyone else his puppets—he has a performer ready to take on any role he imagines, along with the creativity and quick thinking to handle any situation.”

“You think, then,” said I, answering rather to her meaning, than to the express words she made use of, “that this Mr. Campbell, whose appearance was so opportune, and who trussed up and carried off my accuser as a falcon trusses a partridge, was an agent of Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone's?”

“You think, then,” I said, responding more to what she implied than to the exact words she used, “that this Mr. Campbell, who showed up just when we needed him and bundled up and took away my accuser like a falcon carries off a partridge, was working for Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone?”

“I do guess as much,” replied Diana; “and shrewdly suspect, moreover, that he would hardly have appeared so very much in the nick of time, if I had not happened to meet Rashleigh in the hall at the Justice's.”

“I guess that much,” Diana replied; “and I strongly suspect, too, that he wouldn't have shown up just at the right moment if I hadn't run into Rashleigh in the hall at the Justice's.”

“In that case, my thanks are chiefly due to you, my fair preserver.”

“In that case, I owe my gratitude mainly to you, my kind savior.”

“To be sure they are,” returned Diana; “and pray, suppose them paid, and accepted with a gracious smile, for I do not care to be troubled with hearing them in good earnest, and am much more likely to yawn than to behave becoming. In short, Mr. Frank, I wished to serve you, and I have fortunately been able to do so, and have only one favour to ask in return, and that is, that you will say no more about it.—But who comes here to meet us, 'bloody with spurring, fiery-red with haste?' It is the subordinate man of law, I think—no less than Mr. Joseph Jobson.”

“To be sure they are,” Diana replied; “and really, let’s just assume they’ve been paid and accepted with a smile, because I don’t want to be bothered by hearing them seriously, and I’m more likely to yawn than to act properly. In short, Mr. Frank, I wanted to help you, and luckily I was able to do that. I only have one favor to ask in return, which is that you won’t mention it again.—But who’s coming to meet us, 'covered in sweat from spurring, bright red with urgency?' It’s the junior lawyer, I think—none other than Mr. Joseph Jobson.”

And Mr. Joseph Jobson it proved to be, in great haste, and, as it speedily appeared, in most extreme bad humour. He came up to us, and stopped his horse, as we were about to pass with a slight salutation.

And it turned out to be Mr. Joseph Jobson, who was in a hurry and, as quickly became clear, in a really bad mood. He rode up to us and stopped his horse just as we were about to pass him with a brief greeting.

“So, sir—so, Miss Vernon—ay, I see well enough how it is—bail put in during my absence, I suppose—I should like to know who drew the recognisance, that's all. If his worship uses this form of procedure often, I advise him to get another clerk, that's all, for I shall certainly demit.”

“So, sir—so, Miss Vernon—I see how it is—bail was set while I was away, I guess—I just want to know who prepared the paperwork, that’s all. If he does this sort of thing often, I recommend he finds another clerk, because I will definitely resign.”

“Or suppose he get this present clerk stitched to his sleeve, Mr. Jobson,” said Diana; “would not that do as well? And pray, how does Farmer Rutledge, Mr. Jobson? I hope you found him able to sign, seal, and deliver?”

“Or what if he got this current clerk sewn onto his sleeve, Mr. Jobson,” said Diana; “wouldn't that work just as well? And by the way, how is Farmer Rutledge, Mr. Jobson? I hope you found him able to sign, seal, and deliver?”

This question seemed greatly to increase the wrath of the man of law. He looked at Miss Vernon with such an air of spite and resentment, as laid me under a strong temptation to knock him off his horse with the butt-end of my whip, which I only suppressed in consideration of his insignificance.

This question seemed to really intensify the anger of the lawyer. He looked at Miss Vernon with such bitterness and resentment that it tempted me to knock him off his horse with the end of my whip, but I held back because he seemed so insignificant.

“Farmer Rutledge, ma'am?” said the clerk, as soon as his indignation permitted him to articulate, “Farmer Rutledge is in as handsome enjoyment of his health as you are—it's all a bam, ma'am—all a bamboozle and a bite, that affair of his illness; and if you did not know as much before, you know it now, ma'am.”

“Farmer Rutledge, ma'am?” said the clerk, as soon as he could get past his anger, “Farmer Rutledge is as healthy as you are—it’s all a trick, ma'am—all a scam and a lie about his illness; and if you didn’t know that before, you know it now, ma'am.”

“La you there now!” replied Miss Vernon, with an affectation of extreme and simple wonder, “sure you don't say so, Mr. Jobson?”

“Wow, really!” replied Miss Vernon, pretending to be extremely and simply surprised, “are you serious, Mr. Jobson?”

“But I do say so, ma'am,” rejoined the incensed scribe; “and moreover I say, that the old miserly clod-breaker called me pettifogger—pettifogger, ma'am—and said I came to hunt for a job, ma'am—which I have no more right to have said to me than any other gentleman of my profession, ma'am—especially as I am clerk to the peace, having and holding said office under Trigesimo Septimo Henrici Octavi and Primo Gulielmi, the first of King William, ma'am, of glorious and immortal memory—our immortal deliverer from papists and pretenders, and wooden shoes and warming pans, Miss Vernon.”

“But I do say so, ma'am,” replied the angry scribe; “and I also say that the old stingy farmer called me a petty lawyer—petty lawyer, ma'am—and claimed I came looking for a job, ma'am—which I have no more right to be told than any other gentleman in my profession, ma'am—especially since I am the clerk of the peace, holding that position under Trigesimo Septimo Henrici Octavi and Primo Gulielmi, the first of King William, ma'am, of glorious and immortal memory—our immortal savior from papists and pretenders, and wooden shoes and warming pans, Miss Vernon.”

“Sad things, these wooden shoes and warming pans,” retorted the young lady, who seemed to take pleasure in augmenting his wrath;—“and it is a comfort you don't seem to want a warming pan at present, Mr. Jobson. I am afraid Gaffer Rutledge has not confined his incivility to language—Are you sure he did not give you a beating?”

“It's a shame about these wooden shoes and warming pans,” replied the young lady, clearly enjoying provoking his anger. “And it’s a relief that you don’t seem to need a warming pan right now, Mr. Jobson. I worry that Gaffer Rutledge hasn’t limited his rudeness to just words—Are you sure he didn’t give you a beating?”

“Beating, ma'am!—no”—(very shortly)—“no man alive shall beat me, I promise you, ma'am.”

“Beating, ma'am!—no”—(very shortly)—“no man alive will beat me, I promise you, ma'am.”

“That is according as you happen to merit, sir,” said I: “for your mode of speaking to this young lady is so unbecoming, that, if you do not change your tone, I shall think it worth while to chastise you myself.”

“That depends on what you deserve, sir,” I said. “The way you’re talking to this young lady is so inappropriate that if you don’t change your tone, I’ll consider it worth my time to confront you myself.”

“Chastise, sir? and—me, sir?—Do you know whom you speak to, sir?”

“Punish me? Do you even know who you’re talking to?”

“Yes, sir,” I replied; “you say yourself you are clerk of peace to the county; and Gaffer Rutledge says you are a pettifogger; and in neither capacity are you entitled to be impertinent to a young lady of fashion.”

“Yes, sir,” I replied; “you say you’re the peace clerk for the county; and Gaffer Rutledge says you’re a petty lawyer; and in neither role do you have the right to be rude to a young lady of distinction.”

Miss Vernon laid her hand on my arm, and exclaimed, “Come, Mr. Osbaldistone, I will have no assaults and battery on Mr. Jobson; I am not in sufficient charity with him to permit a single touch of your whip—why, he would live on it for a term at least. Besides, you have already hurt his feelings sufficiently—you have called him impertinent.”

Miss Vernon placed her hand on my arm and said, “Come on, Mr. Osbaldistone, I won’t allow you to attack Mr. Jobson; I don’t have enough goodwill towards him to let you hit him with your whip—not that he would survive it for a good while. Furthermore, you’ve already hurt his feelings enough by calling him rude.”

“I don't value his language, Miss,” said the clerk, somewhat crestfallen: “besides, impertinent is not an actionable word; but pettifogger is slander in the highest degree, and that I will make Gaffer Rutledge know to his cost, and all who maliciously repeat the same, to the breach of the public peace, and the taking away of my private good name.”

“I don’t think much of his words, Miss,” said the clerk, a bit downcast. “Besides, ‘impertinent’ isn’t something I can take legal action over; but ‘pettifogger’ is serious slander, and I’ll make sure Gaffer Rutledge understands that, along with anyone else who maliciously repeats it. It breaches public peace and tarnishes my good name.”

“Never mind that, Mr. Jobson,” said Miss Vernon; “you know, where there is nothing, your own law allows that the king himself must lose his rights; and for the taking away of your good name, I pity the poor fellow who gets it, and wish you joy of losing it with all my heart.”

“Forget about that, Mr. Jobson,” said Miss Vernon; “you know that when there’s nothing, your own law states that even the king must lose his rights; and for the damage to your reputation, I feel sorry for whoever ends up with it, and I genuinely wish you all the best in losing it.”

“Very well, ma'am—good evening, ma'am—I have no more to say—only there are laws against papists, which it would be well for the land were they better executed. There's third and fourth Edward VI., of antiphoners, missals, grailes, professionals, manuals, legends, pies, portuasses, and those that have such trinkets in their possession, Miss Vernon—and there's summoning of papists to take the oaths—and there are popish recusant convicts under the first of his present Majesty—ay, and there are penalties for hearing mass—See twenty-third of Queen Elizabeth, and third James First, chapter twenty-fifth. And there are estates to be registered, and deeds and wills to be enrolled, and double taxes to be made, according to the acts in that case made and provided”—

“Alright, ma'am—good evening, ma'am—I have nothing more to add—just that there are laws against Catholics, which would benefit the country if they were enforced more strictly. There’s the third and fourth Edward VI., regarding antiphons, missals, grails, professionals, manuals, legends, prayer books, and those who possess such items, Miss Vernon—and there’s the summoning of Catholics to take the oaths—and there are Catholic recusant convicts under the current King—yes, and there are penalties for attending mass—See the twenty-third of Queen Elizabeth, and the third of James the First, chapter twenty-five. And there are estates that need to be registered, and deeds and wills that need to be recorded, and extra taxes that must be paid, according to the laws made for that purpose.”

“See the new edition of the Statutes at Large, published under the careful revision of Joseph Jobson, Gent., Clerk of the Peace,” said Miss Vernon.

“Check out the new edition of the Statutes at Large, published with the careful review of Joseph Jobson, Gentlemen, Clerk of the Peace,” said Miss Vernon.

“Also, and above all,” continued Jobson,—“for I speak to your warning—you, Diana Vernon, spinstress, not being a femme couverte, and being a convict popish recusant, are bound to repair to your own dwelling, and that by the nearest way, under penalty of being held felon to the king—and diligently to seek for passage at common ferries, and to tarry there but one ebb and flood; and unless you can have it in such places, to walk every day into the water up to the knees, assaying to pass over.”

“Also, and most importantly,” Jobson continued, “as a warning to you, Diana Vernon, a single woman, and a known Catholic rebel, you are required to return to your own home by the quickest route. If you don’t, you could be considered a criminal against the king. You must make every effort to use the regular ferries and can only wait there for one tide change. If you can’t do that, you’ll need to wade into the water up to your knees every day, trying to cross.”

“A sort of Protestant penance for my Catholic errors, I suppose,” said Miss Vernon, laughing.—“Well, I thank you for the information, Mr. Jobson, and will hie me home as fast as I can, and be a better housekeeper in time coming. Good-night, my dear Mr. Jobson, thou mirror of clerical courtesy.”

“A kind of Protestant penance for my Catholic mistakes, I guess,” said Miss Vernon, laughing. “Well, thank you for the information, Mr. Jobson. I’ll hurry home as fast as I can and be a better housekeeper from now on. Good night, my dear Mr. Jobson, you example of clerical courtesy.”

“Good-night, ma'am, and remember the law is not to be trifled with.”

“Good night, ma'am, and remember the law shouldn’t be messed with.”

And we rode on our separate ways.

And we went our separate ways.

“There he goes for a troublesome mischief-making tool,” said Miss Vernon, as she gave a glance after him; “it is hard that persons of birth and rank and estate should be subjected to the official impertinence of such a paltry pickthank as that, merely for believing as the whole world believed not much above a hundred years ago—for certainly our Catholic Faith has the advantage of antiquity at least.”

“There he goes with another trouble-making scheme,” said Miss Vernon, as she looked after him. “It’s unfair that people of birth, rank, and standing should have to deal with the official rudeness of such a petty flatterer, just for holding beliefs that everyone accepted not long ago—after all, our Catholic Faith at least has the benefit of being ancient.”

“I was much tempted to have broken the rascal's head,” I replied.

“I was really tempted to smash that jerk's head,” I replied.

“You would have acted very like a hasty young man,” said Miss Vernon; “and yet, had my own hand been an ounce heavier than it is, I think I should have laid its weight upon him. Well, it does not signify complaining, but there are three things for which I am much to be pitied, if any one thought it worth while to waste any compassion upon me.”

“You would have acted just like an impulsive young man,” said Miss Vernon; “and yet, if my own hand had been even just a little heavier, I believe I would have put its weight on him. Well, it’s no use complaining, but there are three things that make me quite pitiful, if anyone considered it worth their time to feel sorry for me.”

“And what are these three things, Miss Vernon, may I ask?”

“And what are these three things, Miss Vernon, if you don’t mind me asking?”

“Will you promise me your deepest sympathy, if I tell you?”

“Will you promise me your sincerest sympathy if I tell you?”

“Certainly;—can you doubt it?” I replied, closing my horse nearer to hers as I spoke, with an expression of interest which I did not attempt to disguise.

“Of course; can you really doubt it?” I replied, bringing my horse closer to hers as I spoke, showing an expression of interest that I didn't try to hide.

“Well, it is very seducing to be pitied, after all; so here are my three grievances: In the first place, I am a girl, and not a young fellow, and would be shut up in a mad-house if I did half the things that I have a mind to;—and that, if I had your happy prerogative of acting as you list, would make all the world mad with imitating and applauding me.”

“Well, it’s pretty tempting to be pitied, after all; so here are my three complaints: First of all, I’m a girl, not a guy, and I’d be locked up in a mental institution if I did even half the things I want to;—and if I had your lucky privilege of acting however I wanted, everyone would go crazy trying to copy and praise me.”

“I can't quite afford you the sympathy you expect upon this score,” I replied; “the misfortune is so general, that it belongs to one half of the species; and the other half”—

“I can’t really give you the sympathy you expect on this point,” I replied; “the misfortune is so widespread that it affects half of humanity; and the other half”—

“Are so much better cared for, that they are jealous of their prerogatives,” interrupted Miss Vernon—“I forgot you were a party interested. Nay,” she said, as I was going to speak, “that soft smile is intended to be the preface of a very pretty compliment respecting the peculiar advantages which Die Vernon's friends and kinsmen enjoy, by her being born one of their Helots; but spare me the utterance, my good friend, and let us try whether we shall agree better on the second count of my indictment against fortune, as that quill-driving puppy would call it. I belong to an oppressed sect and antiquated religion, and, instead of getting credit for my devotion, as is due to all good girls beside, my kind friend, Justice Inglewood, may send me to the house of correction, merely for worshipping God in the way of my ancestors, and say, as old Pembroke did to the Abbess of Wilton,* when he usurped her convent and establishment, 'Go spin, you jade,—Go spin.'”

“Are so much better taken care of that they’re jealous of their privileges,” interrupted Miss Vernon. “I forgot you had a stake in this. No,” she said as I was about to speak, “that sweet smile is meant to lead into a lovely compliment about the unique benefits that Die Vernon's friends and family have simply because she was born one of their Helots; but please spare me the words, my good friend, and let’s see if we can agree better on the second point of my complaint against fate, as that pen-pushing brat would call it. I belong to an oppressed group and an outdated religion, and instead of being recognized for my commitment, as all good girls should be, my kind friend, Justice Inglewood, might send me to a correctional facility just for worshipping God the way my ancestors did, and say, like old Pembroke did to the Abbess of Wilton,* when he took over her convent and her community, 'Go spin, you girl,—Go spin.'”

* Note F. The Abbess of Wilton.

* Note F. The Abbess of Wilton.

“This is not a cureless evil,” said I gravely. “Consult some of our learned divines, or consult your own excellent understanding, Miss Vernon; and surely the particulars in which our religious creed differs from that in which you have been educated”—

“This is not an incurable evil,” I said seriously. “Talk to some of our knowledgeable theologians, or trust your own strong reasoning, Miss Vernon; and surely the specific ways our beliefs differ from the ones you were raised with—”

“Hush!” said Diana, placing her fore-finger on her mouth,—“Hush! no more of that. Forsake the faith of my gallant fathers! I would as soon, were I a man, forsake their banner when the tide of battle pressed hardest against it, and turn, like a hireling recreant, to join the victorious enemy.”

“Hush!” said Diana, putting her finger to her lips, “Hush! No more of that. Abandon the beliefs of my brave ancestors? I would just as soon, if I were a man, abandon their flag when the battle was at its fiercest, and turn, like a coward, to join the winning side.”

“I honour your spirit, Miss Vernon; and as to the inconveniences to which it exposes you, I can only say, that wounds sustained for the sake of conscience carry their own balsam with the blow.”

"I respect your spirit, Miss Vernon; and as for the difficulties it brings you, all I can say is that wounds received for the sake of your conscience come with their own healing."

“Ay; but they are fretful and irritating, for all that. But I see, hard of heart as you are, my chance of beating hemp, or drawing out flax into marvellous coarse thread, affects you as little as my condemnation to coif and pinners, instead of beaver and cockade; so I will spare myself the fruitless pains of telling my third cause of vexation.”

“Ay; but they are annoying and irritating, despite that. But I see, as unfeeling as you are, my chance of beating hemp or spinning flax into amazing coarse thread matters to you just as little as my being stuck with coifs and caps instead of a beaver and cockade; so I’ll save myself the useless trouble of explaining my third source of frustration.”

“Nay, my dear Miss Vernon, do not withdraw your confidence, and I will promise you, that the threefold sympathy due to your very unusual causes of distress shall be all duly and truly paid to account of the third, providing you assure me, that it is one which you neither share with all womankind, nor even with every Catholic in England, who, God bless you, are still a sect more numerous than we Protestants, in our zeal for church and state, would desire them to be.”

“Nay, my dear Miss Vernon, please don't pull back your trust. I promise you that the support you deserve for your unique troubles will be fully given, as long as you assure me it’s one that you don’t share with all women or even with every Catholic in England, who, God bless you, are still a group more numerous than we Protestants, despite our strong desire for church and state.”

“It is indeed,” said Diana, with a manner greatly altered, and more serious than I had yet seen her assume, “a misfortune that well merits compassion. I am by nature, as you may easily observe, of a frank and unreserved disposition—a plain true-hearted girl, who would willingly act openly and honestly by the whole world, and yet fate has involved me in such a series of nets and toils, and entanglements, that I dare hardly speak a word for fear of consequences—not to myself, but to others.”

“It really is,” said Diana, her tone noticeably different and more serious than I had ever seen before. “It's a misfortune that truly deserves compassion. As you can tell, I’m naturally open and straightforward—a genuine girl who wants to be honest and direct with everyone. Yet, fate has tangled me in so many traps and complications that I hardly dare to say anything for fear of the outcomes—not for myself, but for others.”

“That is indeed a misfortune, Miss Vernon, which I do most sincerely compassionate, but which I should hardly have anticipated.”

"That is really unfortunate, Miss Vernon, and I truly feel for you, but I wouldn't have expected it."

“O, Mr. Osbaldistone, if you but knew—if any one knew, what difficulty I sometimes find in hiding an aching heart with a smooth brow, you would indeed pity me. I do wrong, perhaps, in speaking to you even thus far on my own situation; but you are a young man of sense and penetration—you cannot but long to ask me a hundred questions on the events of this day—on the share which Rashleigh has in your deliverance from this petty scrape—upon many other points which cannot but excite your attention; and I cannot bring myself to answer with the necessary falsehood and finesse—I should do it awkwardly, and lose your good opinion, if I have any share of it, as well as my own. It is best to say at once, Ask me no questions,—I have it not in my power to reply to them.”

"Oh, Mr. Osbaldistone, if you only knew—if anyone knew, how hard it is for me to hide a hurting heart behind a calm face, you would truly feel for me. I might be wrong for talking to you this much about my own situation, but you’re a young man with sense and insight—you must be eager to ask me a hundred questions about today’s events—about Rashleigh’s role in getting you out of this mess—and many other things that would surely catch your interest; and I just can’t bring myself to respond with the necessary deceit and subtlety—I’d do it poorly and risk losing your good opinion, if I even have any, along with my own. It’s best to just say upfront, Don’t ask me any questions—I can’t answer them."

Miss Vernon spoke these words with a tone of feeling which could not but make a corresponding impression upon me. I assured her she had neither to fear my urging her with impertinent questions, nor my misconstruing her declining to answer those which might in themselves be reasonable, or at least natural.

Miss Vernon spoke these words with a heartfelt tone that definitely left an impression on me. I assured her that she didn’t have to worry about me pressuring her with intrusive questions or misunderstanding her choice not to answer questions that might be reasonable or, at the very least, natural.

“I was too much obliged,” I said, “by the interest she had taken in my affairs, to misuse the opportunity her goodness had afforded me of prying into hers—I only trusted and entreated, that if my services could at any time be useful, she would command them without doubt or hesitation.”

"I was very grateful," I said, "for the interest she had taken in my situation, to misuse the chance her kindness had given me to snoop into hers—I just hoped and asked that if my help could ever be useful, she would feel free to ask for it without any doubt or hesitation."

“Thank you—thank you,” she replied; “your voice does not ring the cuckoo chime of compliment, but speaks like that of one who knows to what he pledges himself. If—but it is impossible—but yet, if an opportunity should occur, I will ask you if you remember this promise; and I assure you, I shall not be angry if I find you have forgotten it, for it is enough that you are sincere in your intentions just now—much may occur to alter them ere I call upon you, should that moment ever come, to assist Die Vernon, as if you were Die Vernon's brother.”

“Thank you—thank you,” she replied; “your voice isn’t just a flattering compliment, but sounds like someone who knows what they’re committing to. If—but it’s impossible—but still, if an opportunity comes up, I will ask you if you remember this promise; and I promise I won’t be upset if I find out you’ve forgotten it, because it’s enough that you’re sincere in your intentions right now—much can change before I ever come to you, if that moment even arrives, to help Die Vernon, as if you were Die Vernon's brother.”

“And if I were Die Vernon's brother,” said I, “there could not be less chance that I should refuse my assistance—And now I am afraid I must not ask whether Rashleigh was willingly accessory to my deliverance?”

“And if I were Die Vernon's brother,” I said, “there's no way I would refuse to help—And now I'm afraid I can't ask if Rashleigh willingly helped with my escape?”

“Not of me; but you may ask it of himself, and depend upon it, he will say yes; for rather than any good action should walk through the world like an unappropriated adjective in an ill-arranged sentence, he is always willing to stand noun substantive to it himself.”

“Not from me; but you can ask him directly, and I guarantee he will say yes; because he'd rather take responsibility for any good action than let it drift through the world like a misplaced adjective in a jumbled sentence. He's always ready to be the main subject of it himself.”

“And I must not ask whether this Campbell be himself the party who eased Mr. Morris of his portmanteau,—or whether the letter, which our friend the attorney received, was not a finesse to withdraw him from the scene of action, lest he should have marred the happy event of my deliverance? And I must not ask”—

“And I shouldn’t question whether this Campbell is the one who took Mr. Morris’s suitcase,—or if the letter our attorney friend got was just a trick to get him out of the way, so he wouldn’t ruin my successful escape? And I shouldn’t question”—

“You must ask nothing of me,” said Miss Vernon; “so it is quite in vain to go on putting cases. You are to think just as well of me as if I had answered all these queries, and twenty others besides, as glibly as Rashleigh could have done; and observe, whenever I touch my chin just so, it is a sign that I cannot speak upon the topic which happens to occupy your attention. I must settle signals of correspondence with you, because you are to be my confidant and my counsellor, only you are to know nothing whatever of my affairs.”

“You shouldn't expect anything from me,” Miss Vernon said. “So it’s pointless to keep bringing up these scenarios. You should think just as highly of me as if I had answered all these questions, and twenty more besides, as smoothly as Rashleigh could have done. And just so you know, whenever I touch my chin like this, it means I can’t talk about the topic you’re interested in. I need to establish some signals with you because you’re going to be my confidant and advisor, but you won’t know anything about my personal matters.”

“Nothing can be more reasonable,” I replied, laughing; “and the extent of your confidence will, you may rely upon it, only be equalled by the sagacity of my counsels.”

“Nothing could be more reasonable,” I said, laughing; “and you can count on the fact that your level of confidence will only be matched by the wisdom of my advice.”

This sort of conversation brought us, in the highest good-humour with each other, to Osbaldistone Hall, where we found the family far advanced in the revels of the evening.

This kind of conversation put us in great spirits with each other as we arrived at Osbaldistone Hall, where we found the family already deep into their evening celebrations.

“Get some dinner for Mr. Osbaldistone and me in the library,” said Miss Vernon to a servant.—“I must have some compassion upon you,” she added, turning to me, “and provide against your starving in this mansion of brutal abundance; otherwise I am not sure that I should show you my private haunts. This same library is my den—the only corner of the Hall-house where I am safe from the Ourang-Outangs, my cousins. They never venture there, I suppose for fear the folios should fall down and crack their skulls; for they will never affect their heads in any other way—So follow me.”

“Get some dinner for Mr. Osbaldistone and me in the library,” Miss Vernon told a servant. “I should have some compassion for you,” she continued, turning to me, “and make sure you don’t starve in this house filled with excess; otherwise, I’m not sure I’d show you my private hideaways. This library is my sanctuary—the only spot in the Hall where I’m safe from the wild ones, my cousins. They never come in here, probably because they’re scared the books will fall and hit them; they never take care of their heads in any other way—So follow me.”

And I followed through hall and bower, vaulted passage and winding stair, until we reached the room where she had ordered our refreshments.

And I followed her through the hall and garden, along the arched passage and winding stairs, until we arrived at the room where she had arranged our snacks.





CHAPTER TENTH.

                In the wide pile, by others heeded not,
                    Hers was one sacred solitary spot,
                Whose gloomy aisles and bending shelves contain
                For moral hunger food, and cures for moral pain.
                                            Anonymous.
                In the vast collection, overlooked by others,  
                    She had one special, sacred space,  
                Whose dark aisles and bent shelves hold  
                Food for moral hunger and remedies for moral pain.  
                                            Anonymous.

The library at Osbaldistone Hall was a gloomy room, whose antique oaken shelves bent beneath the weight of the ponderous folios so dear to the seventeenth century, from which, under favour be it spoken, we have distilled matter for our quartos and octavos, and which, once more subjected to the alembic, may, should our sons be yet more frivolous than ourselves, be still farther reduced into duodecimos and pamphlets. The collection was chiefly of the classics, as well foreign as ancient history, and, above all, divinity. It was in wretched order. The priests, who in succession had acted as chaplains at the Hall, were, for many years, the only persons who entered its precincts, until Rashleigh's thirst for reading had led him to disturb the venerable spiders, who had muffled the fronts of the presses with their tapestry. His destination for the church rendered his conduct less absurd in his father's eyes, than if any of his other descendants had betrayed so strange a propensity, and Sir Hildebrand acquiesced in the library receiving some repairs, so as to fit it for a sitting-room. Still an air of dilapidation, as obvious as it was uncomfortable, pervaded the large apartment, and announced the neglect from which the knowledge which its walls contained had not been able to exempt it. The tattered tapestry, the worm-eaten shelves, the huge and clumsy, yet tottering, tables, desks, and chairs, the rusty grate, seldom gladdened by either sea-coal or faggots, intimated the contempt of the lords of Osbaldistone Hall for learning, and for the volumes which record its treasures.

The library at Osbaldistone Hall was a dark room, with antique oak shelves bending under the weight of heavy books cherished in the seventeenth century. From these, we have taken material for our modern publications, and if our children turn out to be even more frivolous than we are, those same books might eventually be further condensed into small volumes and pamphlets. The collection mainly consisted of classics, including both foreign and ancient history, and especially theology. It was in terrible disarray. The priests who had served as chaplains at the Hall for many years were the only ones who ever entered until Rashleigh's desire for reading led him to disturb the ancient spiders that had covered the bookshelves with their webs. His aim for a career in the church made his behavior seem less strange to his father than it would have if any of his other children had shown such an odd interest, so Sir Hildebrand agreed to let the library undergo some repairs to make it a suitable sitting room. Still, an undeniable feeling of neglect hung over the large space, signaling the lack of care that even the knowledge contained within its walls couldn't shield it from. The worn tapestry, the worm-eaten shelves, the massive and awkward but unsteady tables, desks, and chairs, and the rusty grate, rarely warmed by either coal or kindling, all reflected the disdain of the lords of Osbaldistone Hall for education and the volumes that preserve its treasures.

“You think this place somewhat disconsolate, I suppose?” said Diana, as I glanced my eye round the forlorn apartment; “but to me it seems like a little paradise, for I call it my own, and fear no intrusion. Rashleigh was joint proprietor with me, while we were friends.”

“You think this place is a bit gloomy, right?” said Diana, as I looked around the dreary apartment; “but to me, it feels like a little paradise because I claim it as my own and don’t worry about anyone bothering me. Rashleigh was a co-owner with me when we were friends.”

“And are you no longer so?” was my natural question. Her fore-finger immediately touched her dimpled chin, with an arch look of prohibition.

“And are you no longer like that?” was my natural question. Her index finger instantly touched her dimpled chin, accompanied by a playful look of disapproval.

“We are still allies,” she continued, “bound, like other confederate powers, by circumstances of mutual interest; but I am afraid, as will happen in other cases, the treaty of alliance has survived the amicable dispositions in which it had its origin. At any rate, we live less together; and when he comes through that door there, I vanish through this door here; and so, having made the discovery that we two were one too many for this apartment, as large as it seems, Rashleigh, whose occasions frequently call him elsewhere, has generously made a cession of his rights in my favour; so that I now endeavour to prosecute alone the studies in which he used formerly to be my guide.”

“We're still allies,” she continued, “bound, like other allied powers, by shared interests; but I’m afraid, like in other situations, the alliance we formed has outlasted the friendly feelings that brought us together. In any case, we spend less time together; when he walks in that door over there, I disappear through this door here; and so, after realizing that the two of us were one too many for this apartment, no matter how big it seems, Rashleigh, whose commitments often take him away, has kindly given up his rights in my favor; so now I’m trying to continue the studies he used to guide me in on my own.”

“And what are those studies, if I may presume to ask?”

“And what are those studies, if I may ask?”

“Indeed you may, without the least fear of seeing my fore-finger raised to my chin. Science and history are my principal favourites; but I also study poetry and the classics.”

“Of course you can, without any worry about me raising my finger to my chin. Science and history are my main favorites; but I also study poetry and the classics.”

“And the classics? Do you read them in the original?”

“And the classics? Do you read them in their original form?”

“Unquestionably. Rashleigh, who is no contemptible scholar, taught me Greek and Latin, as well as most of the languages of modern Europe. I assure you there has been some pains taken in my education, although I can neither sew a tucker, nor work cross-stitch, nor make a pudding, nor—as the vicar's fat wife, with as much truth as elegance, good-will, and politeness, was pleased to say in my behalf—do any other useful thing in the varsal world.”

“Definitely. Rashleigh, who is not a bad scholar, taught me Greek and Latin, as well as most modern European languages. I assure you that quite a bit of effort went into my education, even though I can’t sew a collar, do cross-stitch, make a pudding, or—as the vicar's plump wife, with as much truth as grace, kindness, and politeness, was happy to say on my behalf—do any other useful thing in the whole wide world.”

“And was this selection of studies Rashleigh's choice, or your own, Miss Vernon?” I asked.

“And was this selection of studies Rashleigh's choice, or your own, Miss Vernon?” I asked.

“Um!” said she, as if hesitating to answer my question,—“It's not worth while lifting my finger about, after all. Why, partly his and partly mine. As I learned out of doors to ride a horse, and bridle and saddle him in cue of necessity, and to clear a five-barred gate, and fire a gun without winking, and all other of those masculine accomplishments that my brute cousins run mad after, I wanted, like my rational cousin, to read Greek and Latin within doors, and make my complete approach to the tree of knowledge, which you men-scholars would engross to yourselves, in revenge, I suppose, for our common mother's share in the great original transgression.”

“Um!” she said, as if pausing before answering my question, “It’s not even worth the effort. Well, it’s partly his and partly mine. I learned to ride a horse outside, to bridle and saddle him when needed, to jump over a five-barred gate, and to shoot a gun without flinching, along with all those rugged skills that my rough cousins go crazy for. But like my thoughtful cousin, I wanted to read Greek and Latin indoors and fully access the tree of knowledge, which you scholarly men seem to hoard for yourselves, probably as revenge for our mother’s role in that original mistake.”

“And Rashleigh indulged your propensity to learning?”

“And Rashleigh encouraged your love of learning?”

“Why, he wished to have me for his scholar, and he could but teach me that which he knew himself—he was not likely to instruct me in the mysteries of washing lace-ruffles, or hemming cambric handkerchiefs, I suppose.”

“Why, he wanted me to be his student, and he could only teach me what he knew himself—he wasn't going to teach me the secrets of washing lace ruffles or hemming cambric handkerchiefs, I guess.”

“I admit the temptation of getting such a scholar, and have no doubt that it made a weighty consideration on the tutor's part.”

"I acknowledge the temptation of getting such a scholar, and I'm sure it was a significant factor for the tutor."

“Oh, if you begin to investigate Rashleigh's motives, my finger touches my chin once more. I can only be frank where my own are inquired into. But to resume—he has resigned the library in my favour, and never enters without leave had and obtained; and so I have taken the liberty to make it the place of deposit for some of my own goods and chattels, as you may see by looking round you.”

“Oh, if you start looking into Rashleigh's motives, I touch my chin again. I can only be honest when it comes to my own actions. But to continue—he has given up the library for my use and never enters without permission, which I’ve made a point to obtain; so I’ve taken the liberty of making it a storage space for some of my belongings, as you can see by looking around.”

“I beg pardon, Miss Vernon, but I really see nothing around these walls which I can distinguish as likely to claim you as mistress.”

“I’m sorry, Miss Vernon, but I honestly don’t see anything in these walls that stands out as something you could call yours.”

“That is, I suppose, because you neither see a shepherd or shepherdess wrought in worsted, and handsomely framed in black ebony, or a stuffed parrot,—or a breeding-cage, full of canary birds,—or a housewife-case, broidered with tarnished silver,—or a toilet-table with a nest of japanned boxes, with as many angles as Christmas minced-pies,—or a broken-backed spinet,—or a lute with three strings,—or rock-work,—or shell-work,—or needle-work, or work of any kind,—or a lap-dog with a litter of blind puppies—None of these treasures do I possess,” she continued, after a pause, in order to recover the breath she had lost in enumerating them—“But there stands the sword of my ancestor Sir Richard Vernon, slain at Shrewsbury, and sorely slandered by a sad fellow called Will Shakspeare, whose Lancastrian partialities, and a certain knack at embodying them, has turned history upside down, or rather inside out;—and by that redoubted weapon hangs the mail of the still older Vernon, squire to the Black Prince, whose fate is the reverse of his descendant's, since he is more indebted to the bard who took the trouble to celebrate him, for good-will than for talents,—

"That’s probably because you don’t see a shepherd or shepherdess dressed in fine wool, nicely framed in black ebony, or a stuffed parrot, or a breeding cage full of canaries, or a sewing kit embroidered with tarnished silver, or a vanity table with a set of painted boxes that have as many corners as Christmas mincemeat pies, or a broken spinet, or a lute with three strings, or rock work, or shell work, or needlework, or any kind of work, or a lapdog with a litter of blind puppies. None of these treasures do I have," she continued after pausing to catch her breath from listing them. "But there stands the sword of my ancestor, Sir Richard Vernon, who was killed at Shrewsbury and unfairly criticized by a sad fellow named Will Shakespeare, whose bias toward the Lancastrians and his talent for expressing it has turned history upside down, or rather inside out; and hanging by that renowned weapon is the armor of the even older Vernon, squire to the Black Prince, whose fate is quite the opposite of his descendant's, since he owes more to the bard who took the time to celebrate him for goodwill than for talent."

                 Amiddes the route you may discern one
          Brave knight, with pipes on shield, ycleped Vernon
                 Like a borne fiend along the plain he thundered,
          Prest to be carving throtes, while others plundered.
                 Along the route, you can see one  
          brave knight, with pipes on his shield, named Vernon.  
                 Like a wild beast racing across the plain, he charged,  
          ready to cut throats while others looted.

“Then there is a model of a new martingale, which I invented myself—a great improvement on the Duke of Newcastle's; and there are the hood and bells of my falcon Cheviot, who spitted himself on a heron's bill at Horsely-moss—poor Cheviot, there is not a bird on the perches below, but are kites and riflers compared to him; and there is my own light fowling-piece, with an improved firelock; with twenty other treasures, each more valuable than another—And there, that speaks for itself.”

“Then there's a model of a new martingale that I invented myself—a huge improvement on the Duke of Newcastle's; and there are the hood and bells of my falcon Cheviot, who got himself caught on a heron's bill at Horsely-moss—poor Cheviot, there isn't a bird on the perches below that compares to him, except maybe the kites and riflers; and there's my own lightweight fowling piece, with an upgraded firelock; along with twenty other treasures, each more valuable than the last—And there, that speaks for itself.”

She pointed to the carved oak frame of a full-length portrait by Vandyke, on which were inscribed, in Gothic letters, the words Vernon semper viret. I looked at her for explanation. “Do you not know,” said she, with some surprise, “our motto—the Vernon motto, where,

She pointed to the carved oak frame of a full-length portrait by Vandyke, on which were inscribed, in Gothic letters, the words Vernon semper viret. I looked at her for an explanation. “Don’t you know,” she said, somewhat surprised, “our motto—the Vernon motto, where,

                    Like the solemn vice iniquity,
                    We moralise two meanings in one word
                    Like the serious flaw of wrongdoing,
                    We interpret two meanings in one word

And do you not know our cognisance, the pipes?” pointing to the armorial bearings sculptured on the oaken scutcheon, around which the legend was displayed.

And don't you recognize our badge, the pipes?” he said, pointing to the coat of arms carved on the wooden shield, around which the inscription was displayed.

“Pipes!—they look more like penny-whistles—But, pray, do not be angry with my ignorance,” I continued, observing the colour mount to her cheeks, “I can mean no affront to your armorial bearings, for I do not even know my own.”

“Pipes!—they look more like penny whistles—But, please, don’t be upset with my ignorance,” I continued, noticing the color rising to her cheeks, “I mean no disrespect to your coat of arms, since I don’t even know my own.”

“You an Osbaldistone, and confess so much!” she exclaimed. “Why, Percie, Thornie, John, Dickon—Wilfred himself, might be your instructor. Even ignorance itself is a plummet over you.”

“You're an Osbaldistone, and you admit it!” she exclaimed. “Well, Percie, Thornie, John, Dickon—Wilfred himself could teach you a thing or two. Even your lack of knowledge is evident.”

“With shame I confess it, my dear Miss Vernon, the mysteries couched under the grim hieroglyphics of heraldry are to me as unintelligible as those of the pyramids of Egypt.”

“With shame, I admit it, my dear Miss Vernon, the secrets hidden in the dark symbols of heraldry are as confusing to me as those of the pyramids of Egypt.”

“What! is it possible?—Why, even my uncle reads Gwillym sometimes of a winter night—Not know the figures of heraldry!—of what could your father be thinking?”

“What! Is that even possible?—Why, even my uncle reads Gwillym sometimes on winter nights—Not know the figures of heraldry!—What could your father be thinking?”

“Of the figures of arithmetic,” I answered; “the most insignificant unit of which he holds more highly than all the blazonry of chivalry. But, though I am ignorant to this inexpressible degree, I have knowledge and taste enough to admire that splendid picture, in which I think I can discover a family likeness to you. What ease and dignity in the attitude!—what richness of colouring—what breadth and depth of shade!”

“Of the numbers in arithmetic,” I replied; “the smallest unit of which he values more than all the glory of knighthood. But, even though I am clueless to such an incomprehensible extent, I have enough knowledge and taste to appreciate that stunning picture, in which I believe I can see your resemblance. What poise and grace in the pose!—what richness in color—what breadth and depth in the shadows!”

“Is it really a fine painting?” she asked.

“Is this really a great painting?” she asked.

“I have seen many works of the renowned artist,” I replied, “but never beheld one more to my liking!”

“I’ve seen a lot of works by that famous artist,” I replied, “but I’ve never seen one I liked more!”

“Well, I know as little of pictures as you do of heraldry,” replied Miss Vernon; “yet I have the advantage of you, because I have always admired the painting without understanding its value.”

"Well, I know just as little about pictures as you do about heraldry," replied Miss Vernon. "But I have the advantage over you because I've always appreciated the artwork without fully grasping its significance."

“While I have neglected pipes and tabors, and all the whimsical combinations of chivalry, still I am informed that they floated in the fields of ancient fame. But you will allow their exterior appearance is not so peculiarly interesting to the uninformed spectator as that of a fine painting.—Who is the person here represented?”

“While I’ve overlooked pipes and drums, and all the fanciful mixes of chivalry, I’m still told that they were celebrated in the fields of ancient fame. But you must agree, their outer appearance isn't as uniquely interesting to an untrained observer as that of a beautiful painting.—Who is the person being depicted here?”

“My grandfather. He shared the misfortunes of Charles I., and, I am sorry to add, the excesses of his son. Our patrimonial estate was greatly impaired by his prodigality, and was altogether lost by his successor, my unfortunate father. But peace be with them who have got it!—it was lost in the cause of loyalty.”

“My grandfather. He faced the hardships of Charles I, and, unfortunately, the extravagance of his son. Our family estate was significantly damaged by his wasteful spending and was completely lost by his successor, my unfortunate father. But may peace be with those who have it!—it was lost for the sake of loyalty.”

“Your father, I presume, suffered in the political dissensions of the period?”

“Your dad, I assume, struggled during the political conflicts of that time?”

“He did indeed;—he lost his all. And hence is his child a dependent orphan—eating the bread of others—subjected to their caprices, and compelled to study their inclinations; yet prouder of having had such a father, than if, playing a more prudent but less upright part, he had left me possessor of all the rich and fair baronies which his family once possessed.”

“He really did; he lost everything. And that's why his child is a dependent orphan—living off others—at their mercy, and forced to adapt to their wants; yet prouder of having had such a father than if, playing a more sensible but less honorable role, he had left me owning all the wealthy and beautiful estates that his family once had.”

As she thus spoke, the entrance of the servants with dinner cut off all conversation but that of a general nature.

As she spoke, the arrival of the servants with dinner ended any conversation except for general chatter.

When our hasty meal was concluded, and the wine placed on the table, the domestic informed us, “that Mr. Rashleigh had desired to be told when our dinner was removed.”

When we finished our quick meal and the wine was set on the table, the housekeeper told us, “Mr. Rashleigh wanted to be notified when our dinner was cleared away.”

“Tell him,” said Miss Vernon, “we shall be happy to see him if he will step this way—place another wineglass and chair, and leave the room.— You must retire with him when he goes away,” she continued, addressing herself to me; “even my liberality cannot spare a gentleman above eight hours out of the twenty-four; and I think we have been together for at least that length of time.”

“Tell him,” said Miss Vernon, “we’d be happy to see him if he comes this way—put out another wine glass and chair, and then leave the room. You must go with him when he leaves,” she continued, speaking to me; “even my generosity can't give a gentleman more than eight hours in a day; and I think we’ve already spent at least that much time together.”

“The old scythe-man has moved so rapidly,” I answered, “that I could not count his strides.”

“The old scythe-man moved so quickly,” I replied, “that I couldn't count his steps.”

“Hush!” said Miss Vernon, “here comes Rashleigh;” and she drew off her chair, to which I had approached mine rather closely, so as to place a greater distance between us. A modest tap at the door,—a gentle manner of opening when invited to enter,—a studied softness and humility of step and deportment, announced that the education of Rashleigh Osbaldistone at the College of St. Omers accorded well with the ideas I entertained of the manners of an accomplished Jesuit. I need not add, that, as a sound Protestant, these ideas were not the most favourable. “Why should you use the ceremony of knocking,” said Miss Vernon, “when you knew that I was not alone?”

“Hush!” said Miss Vernon, “here comes Rashleigh;” and she pushed her chair away, which I had gotten a bit too close to, creating a bigger gap between us. A light knock at the door—a gentle way of entering when invited—and a careful, soft step announced that Rashleigh Osbaldistone’s education at the College of St. Omers matched my thoughts on how a refined Jesuit should behave. I don’t need to mention that, as a committed Protestant, my views on this weren’t very positive. “Why bother knocking,” Miss Vernon asked, “if you knew I wasn’t alone?”

This was spoken with a burst of impatience, as if she had felt that Rashleigh's air of caution and reserve covered some insinuation of impertinent suspicion. “You have taught me the form of knocking at this door so perfectly, my fair cousin,” answered Rashleigh, without change of voice or manner, “that habit has become a second nature.”

This was said with a hint of impatience, as if she sensed that Rashleigh's cautious and reserved demeanor hid some suggestion of rude suspicion. “You've shown me how to knock on this door so perfectly, my lovely cousin,” Rashleigh replied, keeping his voice and manner unchanged, “that it has become second nature to me.”

“I prize sincerity more than courtesy, sir, and you know I do,” was Miss Vernon's reply.

“I value honesty more than politeness, sir, and you know I do,” was Miss Vernon's reply.

“Courtesy is a gallant gay, a courtier by name and by profession,” replied Rashleigh, “and therefore most fit for a lady's bower.”

“Courtesy is a charming gentleman, a courtier by title and by trade,” replied Rashleigh, “and so he’s perfect for a lady's bower.”

“But Sincerity is the true knight,” retorted Miss Vernon, “and therefore much more welcome, cousin. But to end a debate not over amusing to your stranger kinsman, sit down, Rashleigh, and give Mr. Francis Osbaldistone your countenance to his glass of wine. I have done the honours of the dinner, for the credit of Osbaldistone Hall.”

“But sincerity is the real deal,” replied Miss Vernon, “and that makes it much more welcome, cousin. But to wrap up a discussion that’s not very entertaining for your unfamiliar relative, sit down, Rashleigh, and support Mr. Francis Osbaldistone with his glass of wine. I’ve taken care of the dinner for the sake of Osbaldistone Hall.”

Rashleigh sate down, and filled his glass, glancing his eye from Diana to me, with an embarrassment which his utmost efforts could not entirely disguise. I thought he appeared to be uncertain concerning the extent of confidence she might have reposed in me, and hastened to lead the conversation into a channel which should sweep away his suspicion that Diana might have betrayed any secrets which rested between them. “Miss Vernon,” I said, “Mr. Rashleigh, has recommended me to return my thanks to you for my speedy disengagement from the ridiculous accusation of Morris; and, unjustly fearing my gratitude might not be warm enough to remind me of this duty, she has put my curiosity on its side, by referring me to you for an account, or rather explanation, of the events of the day.”

Rashleigh sat down and filled his glass, glancing between Diana and me with an embarrassment he couldn't completely hide. I felt like he was unsure about how much trust she placed in me, so I quickly steered the conversation in a direction that would clear up any doubts he had about Diana possibly sharing secrets between them. “Miss Vernon,” I said, “Mr. Rashleigh has asked me to thank you for helping me get cleared from the ridiculous accusation made by Morris. And, worried that my gratitude might not be enthusiastic enough to prompt me to do this, she cleverly directed my curiosity towards you for an explanation of the day's events.”

“Indeed?” answered Rashleigh; “I should have thought” (looking keenly at Miss Vernon) “that the lady herself might have stood interpreter;” and his eye, reverting from her face, sought mine, as if to search, from the expression of my features, whether Diana's communication had been as narrowly limited as my words had intimated. Miss Vernon retorted his inquisitorial glance with one of decided scorn; while I, uncertain whether to deprecate or resent his obvious suspicion, replied, “If it is your pleasure, Mr. Rashleigh, as it has been Miss Vernon's, to leave me in ignorance, I must necessarily submit; but, pray, do not withhold your information from me on the ground of imagining that I have already obtained any on the subject. For I tell you, as a man of honour, I am as ignorant as that picture of anything relating to the events I have witnessed to-day, excepting that I understand from Miss Vernon, that you have been kindly active in my favour.”

“Really?” Rashleigh replied. “I would have thought” (glancing sharply at Miss Vernon) “that the lady herself could have explained it.” His gaze shifted from her to mine, as if trying to determine from my expression whether Diana's message had been as limited as my words suggested. Miss Vernon shot back at his probing look with one of clear disdain, while I, unsure whether to downplay or challenge his obvious suspicion, said, “If it’s your choice, Mr. Rashleigh, as it has been Miss Vernon's, to keep me in the dark, I must accept that; but please, don’t hold back your information on the assumption that I already know something about it. I assure you, as a man of honor, I am as clueless as that painting about anything related to the events I witnessed today, except that Miss Vernon has mentioned your kind efforts on my behalf.”

“Miss Vernon has overrated my humble efforts,” said Rashleigh, “though I claim full credit for my zeal. The truth is, that as I galloped back to get some one of our family to join me in becoming your bail, which was the most obvious, or, indeed, I may say, the only way of serving you which occurred to my stupidity, I met the man Cawmil—Colville—Campbell, or whatsoever they call him. I had understood from Morris that he was present when the robbery took place, and had the good fortune to prevail on him (with some difficulty, I confess) to tender his evidence in your exculpation—which I presume was the means of your being released from an unpleasant situation.”

“Miss Vernon has given me way too much credit,” said Rashleigh, “although I do take full responsibility for my enthusiasm. The truth is, as I rode back to find someone from our family to join me in bailing you out, which seemed like the most obvious—actually, the only way to help you that I could think of—I ran into the guy Cawmil—Colville—Campbell, or whatever his name is. I had heard from Morris that he was there when the robbery happened, and I managed (with some struggle, I admit) to convince him to give his testimony in your defense—which I assume is why you were let go from that uncomfortable situation.”

“Indeed?—I am much your debtor for procuring such a seasonable evidence in my behalf. But I cannot see why (having been, as he said, a fellow-sufferer with Morris) it should have required much trouble to persuade him to step forth and bear evidence, whether to convict the actual robber, or free an innocent person.”

“Really?—I owe you a lot for getting such timely proof for me. But I don’t understand why it should have taken much effort to convince him to come forward and testify, whether to identify the real thief or to clear someone wrongfully accused.”

“You do not know the genius of that man's country, sir,” answered Rashleigh;—“discretion, prudence, and foresight, are their leading qualities; these are only modified by a narrow-spirited, but yet ardent patriotism, which forms as it were the outmost of the concentric bulwarks with which a Scotchman fortifies himself against all the attacks of a generous philanthropical principle. Surmount this mound, you find an inner and still dearer barrier—the love of his province, his village, or, most probably, his clan; storm this second obstacle, you have a third—his attachment to his own family—his father, mother, sons, daughters, uncles, aunts, and cousins, to the ninth generation. It is within these limits that a Scotchman's social affection expands itself, never reaching those which are outermost, till all means of discharging itself in the interior circles have been exhausted. It is within these circles that his heart throbs, each pulsation being fainter and fainter, till, beyond the widest boundary, it is almost unfelt. And what is worst of all, could you surmount all these concentric outworks, you have an inner citadel, deeper, higher, and more efficient than them all—a Scotchman's love for himself.”

“You don’t understand the brilliance of that man’s country, sir,” Rashleigh replied. “Discretion, caution, and foresight are their top traits; these are only influenced by a narrow-minded yet passionate patriotism, which serves as the outermost layer of the many defenses a Scot builds against the challenges of a generous, humanitarian spirit. Get past this outer layer, and you'll discover a deeper and more cherished barrier—the love for his region, his village, or most likely, his clan; breach this second obstacle, and you’ll encounter a third—his loyalty to his own family—his parents, children, siblings, aunts, uncles, and cousins, all the way back to the ninth generation. It is within these boundaries that a Scot's social affection flourishes, never extending to the outermost circles until all avenues for expressing it within these inner circles have been fully tapped. Within these circles, his heart beats, each pulse growing fainter and fainter until, beyond the widest boundary, it is nearly indiscernible. And what’s even worse, if you could overcome all these layered defenses, you would face an even deeper fortress, more formidable than all the rest— a Scot’s love for himself.”

“All this is extremely eloquent and metaphorical, Rashleigh,” said Miss Vernon, who listened with unrepressed impatience; “there are only two objections to it: first, it is not true; secondly, if true, it is nothing to the purpose.”

“All this is incredibly expressive and metaphorical, Rashleigh,” said Miss Vernon, who listened with noticeable impatience; “there are only two problems with it: first, it is not true; second, even if it were true, it is completely irrelevant.”

“It is true, my fairest Diana,” returned Rashleigh; “and moreover, it is most instantly to the purpose. It is true, because you cannot deny that I know the country and people intimately, and the character is drawn from deep and accurate consideration—and it is to the purpose, because it answers Mr. Francis Osbaldistone's question, and shows why this same wary Scotchman, considering our kinsman to be neither his countryman, nor a Campbell, nor his cousin in any of the inextricable combinations by which they extend their pedigree; and, above all, seeing no prospect of personal advantage, but, on the contrary, much hazard of loss of time and delay of business”—

“It is true, my dearest Diana,” Rashleigh replied; “and it’s really relevant. It’s true because you can’t deny that I know the area and its people well, and the character is drawn from careful and thoughtful observation—and it’s relevant because it answers Mr. Francis Osbaldistone’s question and explains why this cautious Scotsman, considering our relative to be neither his countryman nor a Campbell, nor related to him in any of the complicated ways they trace their lineage; and, most importantly, seeing no chance of personal gain, but rather a significant risk of wasted time and delayed business—”

“With other inconveniences, perhaps, of a nature yet more formidable,” interrupted Miss Vernon.

“With some other problems, maybe even more serious,” interrupted Miss Vernon.

“Of which, doubtless, there might be many,” said Rashleigh, continuing in the same tone—“In short, my theory shows why this man, hoping for no advantage, and afraid of some inconvenience, might require a degree of persuasion ere he could be prevailed on to give his testimony in favour of Mr. Osbaldistone.”

“Of which, there could definitely be many,” said Rashleigh, continuing in the same tone—“In short, my theory explains why this man, expecting no benefits and fearing some drawbacks, might need some convincing before he could be persuaded to testify in support of Mr. Osbaldistone.”

“It seems surprising to me,” I observed, “that during the glance I cast over the declaration, or whatever it is termed, of Mr. Morris, he should never have mentioned that Campbell was in his company when he met the marauders.”

“It’s surprising to me,” I said, “that in the statement I looked over from Mr. Morris, he never mentioned that Campbell was with him when he encountered the marauders.”

“I understood from Campbell, that he had taken his solemn promise not to mention that circumstance,” replied Rashleigh: “his reason for exacting such an engagement you may guess from what I have hinted—he wished to get back to his own country, undelayed and unembarrassed by any of the judicial inquiries which he would have been under the necessity of attending, had the fact of his being present at the robbery taken air while he was on this side of the Border. But let him once be as distant as the Forth, Morris will, I warrant you, come forth with all he knows about him, and, it may be, a good deal more. Besides, Campbell is a very extensive dealer in cattle, and has often occasion to send great droves into Northumberland; and, when driving such a trade, he would be a great fool to embroil himself with our Northumbrian thieves, than whom no men who live are more vindictive.”

“I learned from Campbell that he had made a serious promise not to mention that situation,” Rashleigh replied. “You can probably guess why he wanted that promise—he was eager to return to his own country without being delayed or troubled by any legal inquiries he would have had to face if it became known that he was present during the robbery while he was still here. But once he’s as far away as the Forth, I bet Morris will reveal everything he knows about him, and probably a lot more. Also, Campbell is a major cattle dealer and frequently needs to send large herds into Northumberland; if he’s engaged in that business, he’d be foolish to get involved with our Northumbrian thieves, who are among the most vengeful people around.”

“I dare be sworn of that,” said Miss Vernon, with a tone which implied something more than a simple acquiescence in the proposition.

“I'd bet on that,” said Miss Vernon, her tone suggesting something beyond just agreeing with the idea.

“Still,” said I, resuming the subject, “allowing the force of the reasons which Campbell might have for desiring that Morris should be silent with regard to his promise when the robbery was committed, I cannot yet see how he could attain such an influence over the man, as to make him suppress his evidence in that particular, at the manifest risk of subjecting his story to discredit.”

“Still,” I said, getting back to the topic, “even considering the reasons Campbell might have for wanting Morris to stay quiet about his promise when the robbery happened, I still can’t understand how he could gain that kind of control over the guy to make him hide his testimony on that, especially knowing it could put his story in jeopardy.”

Rashleigh agreed with me, that it was very extraordinary, and seemed to regret that he had not questioned the Scotchman more closely on that subject, which he allowed looked extremely mysterious. “But,” he asked, immediately after this acquiescence, “are you very sure the circumstance of Morris's being accompanied by Campbell is really not alluded to in his examination?”

Rashleigh agreed with me that it was quite unusual and seemed to regret not asking the Scottish man more about it, which he admitted seemed very mysterious. “But,” he asked right after agreeing, “are you really sure that the fact Morris was with Campbell isn’t mentioned in his statement?”

“I read the paper over hastily,” said I; “but it is my strong impression that no such circumstance is mentioned;—at least, it must have been touched on very slightly, since it failed to catch my attention.”

“I glanced through the paper quickly,” I said; “but I really believe no such situation is mentioned;—at least, it must have been mentioned very briefly, since it didn’t catch my attention.”

“True, true,” answered Rashleigh, forming his own inference while he adopted my words; “I incline to think with you, that the circumstance must in reality have been mentioned, but so slightly that it failed to attract your attention. And then, as to Campbell's interest with Morris, I incline to suppose that it must have been gained by playing upon his fears. This chicken-hearted fellow, Morris, is bound, I understand, for Scotland, destined for some little employment under Government; and, possessing the courage of the wrathful dove, or most magnanimous mouse, he may have been afraid to encounter the ill-will of such a kill-cow as Campbell, whose very appearance would be enough to fright him out of his little wits. You observed that Mr. Campbell has at times a keen and animated manner—something of a martial cast in his tone and bearing.”

“That's true,” Rashleigh replied, drawing his own conclusion while echoing my words; “I tend to agree with you that the situation must have been mentioned, but only briefly, so it didn't catch your attention. And regarding Campbell's influence over Morris, I suspect it was gained by playing on his fears. This cowardly guy, Morris, is heading to Scotland for a minor job with the government, and, having the courage of a frightened dove or a timid mouse, he might be too scared to deal with someone as intimidating as Campbell, whose mere presence could easily frighten him. You noticed that Mr. Campbell sometimes has a sharp and lively demeanor—something a bit martial in his tone and presence.”

“I own,” I replied, “that his expression struck me as being occasionally fierce and sinister, and little adapted to his peaceable professions. Has he served in the army?”

“I admit,” I replied, “that his expression sometimes seemed fierce and creepy, which doesn’t really match his peaceful claims. Has he been in the army?”

“Yes—no—not, strictly speaking, served; but he has been, I believe, like most of his countrymen, trained to arms. Indeed, among the hills, they carry them from boyhood to the grave. So, if you know anything of your fellow-traveller, you will easily judge, that, going to such a country, he will take cue to avoid a quarrel, if he can help it, with any of the natives. But, come, I see you decline your wine—and I too am a degenerate Osbaldistone, so far as respects the circulation of the bottle. If you will go to my room, I will hold you a hand at piquet.”

“Yes—no—not, strictly speaking, served; but I believe he has been, like most of his countrymen, trained for battle. In fact, among the hills, they carry their weapons from childhood until death. So, if you know anything about your fellow traveler, you can easily tell that going to such a country, he will try to avoid a fight with any of the locals if he can. But, come on, I see you're passing on your wine—and I too am a bit of a weak Osbaldistone when it comes to sharing the bottle. If you want, come to my room, and I’ll play a hand of piquet with you.”

We rose to take leave of Miss Vernon, who had from time to time suppressed, apparently with difficulty, a strong temptation to break in upon Rashleigh's details. As we were about to leave the room, the smothered fire broke forth.

We stood up to say goodbye to Miss Vernon, who had occasionally struggled to resist a strong urge to interrupt Rashleigh's story. Just as we were about to exit the room, her suppressed feelings erupted.

“Mr. Osbaldistone,” she said, “your own observation will enable you to verify the justice, or injustice, of Rashleigh's suggestions concerning such individuals as Mr. Campbell and Mr. Morris. But, in slandering Scotland, he has borne false witness against a whole country; and I request you will allow no weight to his evidence.”

“Mr. Osbaldistone,” she said, “you can easily tell for yourself whether Rashleigh’s claims about people like Mr. Campbell and Mr. Morris are fair or not. However, in defaming Scotland, he has made false accusations against an entire nation; and I ask that you don’t give any credence to his testimony.”

“Perhaps,” I answered, “I may find it somewhat difficult to obey your injunction, Miss Vernon; for I must own I was bred up with no very favourable idea of our northern neighbours.”

“Maybe,” I replied, “I might find it a bit challenging to follow your request, Miss Vernon; because I have to admit I was raised with a rather unfavorable view of our northern neighbors.”

“Distrust that part of your education, sir,” she replied, “and let the daughter of a Scotchwoman pray you to respect the land which gave her parent birth, until your own observation has proved them to be unworthy of your good opinion. Preserve your hatred and contempt for dissimulation, baseness, and falsehood, wheresoever they are to be met with. You will find enough of all without leaving England.—Adieu, gentlemen, I wish you good evening.”

“Be cautious of that part of your education, sir,” she replied, “and let the daughter of a Scottish woman ask you to respect the land that gave her parent life, until your own experience shows them to be unworthy of your good opinion. Keep your hatred and contempt for deceit, cowardice, and lies wherever you encounter them. You'll find plenty of those without leaving England.—Goodbye, gentlemen, I wish you a pleasant evening.”

And she signed to the door, with the manner of a princess dismissing her train.

And she gestured to the door like a princess waving off her attendants.

We retired to Rashleigh's apartment, where a servant brought us coffee and cards. I had formed my resolution to press Rashleigh no farther on the events of the day. A mystery, and, as I thought, not of a favourable complexion, appeared to hang over his conduct; but to ascertain if my suspicions were just, it was necessary to throw him off his guard. We cut for the deal, and were soon earnestly engaged in our play. I thought I perceived in this trifling for amusement (for the stake which Rashleigh proposed was a mere trifle) something of a fierce and ambitious temper. He seemed perfectly to understand the beautiful game at which he played, but preferred, as it were on principle, the risking bold and precarious strokes to the ordinary rules of play; and neglecting the minor and better-balanced chances of the game, he hazarded everything for the chance of piqueing, repiqueing, or capoting his adversary. So soon as the intervention of a game or two at piquet, like the music between the acts of a drama, had completely interrupted our previous course of conversation, Rashleigh appeared to tire of the game, and the cards were superseded by discourse, in which he assumed the lead.

We went to Rashleigh's apartment, where a servant brought us coffee and cards. I had decided not to press Rashleigh any further about the events of the day. A mystery, which I thought was not a good one, seemed to shadow his behavior; but to find out if my suspicions were correct, I needed to catch him off guard. We shuffled for the deal and soon got deeply involved in our game. I thought I noticed that this casual play (since the stakes Rashleigh suggested were very small) reflected a fierce and ambitious nature. He seemed to understand the game he was playing perfectly but, almost on principle, preferred to take bold and risky moves instead of sticking to the usual rules. Ignoring the smaller, better-calculated chances, he risked everything for the chance to catch his opponent off guard in a big way. Once we played a game or two of piquet, like the interlude music in a play, it completely shifted our earlier conversation, and Rashleigh seemed to lose interest in the game, leading the discussion instead.

More learned than soundly wise—better acquainted with men's minds than with the moral principles that ought to regulate them, he had still powers of conversation which I have rarely seen equalled, never excelled. Of this his manner implied some consciousness; at least, it appeared to me that he had studied hard to improve his natural advantages of a melodious voice, fluent and happy expression, apt language, and fervid imagination. He was never loud, never overbearing, never so much occupied with his own thoughts as to outrun either the patience or the comprehension of those he conversed with. His ideas succeeded each other with the gentle but unintermitting flow of a plentiful and bounteous spring; while I have heard those of others, who aimed at distinction in conversation, rush along like the turbid gush from the sluice of a mill-pond, as hurried, and as easily exhausted. It was late at night ere I could part from a companion so fascinating; and, when I gained my own apartment, it cost me no small effort to recall to my mind the character of Rashleigh, such as I had pictured him previous to this tete-a-tete.

More knowledgeable than truly wise—better at understanding people's thoughts than the moral principles that should guide them—he still had conversational skills I've rarely seen matched, never surpassed. His manner suggested some awareness of this; at least, it seemed to me that he had worked hard to enhance his natural gifts of a beautiful voice, smooth and engaging expression, fitting language, and passionate imagination. He was never loud, never overbearing, and never so caught up in his own thoughts that he lost the patience or understanding of those he spoke with. His ideas flowed seamlessly and consistently like a rich and abundant spring; while I’ve heard others, trying to stand out in conversation, spill out their thoughts chaotically like the muddy rush from a mill-pond, quick and soon drained. It was late at night before I could tear myself away from such an intriguing companion; and when I finally reached my room, I had to put in considerable effort to recall the character of Rashleigh, as I had envisioned him before this tete-a-tete.

So effectual, my dear Tresham, does the sense of being pleased and amused blunt our faculties of perception and discrimination of character, that I can only compare it to the taste of certain fruits, at once luscious and poignant, which renders our palate totally unfit for relishing or distinguishing the viands which are subsequently subjected to its criticism.

The feeling of being pleased and entertained, my dear Tresham, dulls our ability to perceive and judge character so effectively that I can only compare it to the taste of certain fruits that are both sweet and sharp, which makes our palate completely unprepared to appreciate or differentiate the dishes that follow.





CHAPTER ELEVENTH.

                  What gars ye gaunt, my merrymen a'?
                      What gars ye look sae dreary?
                  What gars ye hing your head sae sair
                      In the castle of Balwearie?
                                      Old Scotch Ballad.
                  What's bothering you, my merry friends?
                      Why do you all look so gloomy?
                  Why are you hanging your heads so low
                      In the castle of Balwearie?
                                      Old Scotch Ballad.

The next morning chanced to be Sunday, a day peculiarly hard to be got rid of at Osbaldistone Hall; for after the formal religious service of the morning had been performed, at which all the family regularly attended, it was hard to say upon which individual, Rashleigh and Miss Vernon excepted, the fiend of ennui descended with the most abundant outpouring of his spirit. To speak of my yesterday's embarrassment amused Sir Hildebrand for several minutes, and he congratulated me on my deliverance from Morpeth or Hexham jail, as he would have done if I had fallen in attempting to clear a five-barred gate, and got up without hurting myself.

The next morning happened to be Sunday, a day that was particularly hard to escape at Osbaldistone Hall; after the formal religious service in the morning, which the whole family always attended, it was difficult to determine on whom, besides Rashleigh and Miss Vernon, the spirit of boredom descended the heaviest. Talking about my embarrassment from yesterday entertained Sir Hildebrand for several minutes, and he congratulated me on my escape from Morpeth or Hexham jail, as if I had tripped while trying to jump over a five-barred gate and managed to get up without injuring myself.

“Hast had a lucky turn, lad; but do na be over venturous again. What, man! the king's road is free to all men, be they Whigs, be they Tories.”

“You’ve had a lucky break, kid; but don’t be too reckless again. What’re you thinking! The king's road is open to everyone, whether they’re Whigs or Tories.”

“On my word, sir, I am innocent of interrupting it; and it is the most provoking thing on earth, that every person will take it for granted that I am accessory to a crime which I despise and detest, and which would, moreover, deservedly forfeit my life to the laws of my country.”

“Honestly, sir, I’m not guilty of interrupting it; and it’s incredibly frustrating that everyone assumes I’m involved in a crime that I loathe and hate, which would rightfully cost me my life according to the laws of my country.”

“Well, well, lad; even so be it; I ask no questions—no man bound to tell on himsell—that's fair play, or the devil's in't.”

“Well, well, kid; even so be it; I won’t ask any questions—no one is obligated to spill on themselves—that's fair play, or the devil's in it.”

Rashleigh here came to my assistance; but I could not help thinking that his arguments were calculated rather as hints to his father to put on a show of acquiescence in my declaration of innocence, than fully to establish it.

Rashleigh came to help me, but I couldn't shake the feeling that his arguments were more like hints for his father to pretend to agree with my claim of innocence rather than genuinely proving it.

“In your own house, my dear sir—and your own nephew—you will not surely persist in hurting his feelings by seeming to discredit what he is so strongly interested in affirming. No doubt, you are fully deserving of all his confidence, and I am sure, were there anything you could do to assist him in this strange affair, he would have recourse to your goodness. But my cousin Frank has been dismissed as an innocent man, and no one is entitled to suppose him otherwise. For my part, I have not the least doubt of his innocence; and our family honour, I conceive, requires that we should maintain it with tongue and sword against the whole country.”

“In your own home, dear sir—and your own nephew—you really can’t keep hurting his feelings by acting like what he believes in doesn’t matter. I’m sure you’ve earned all his trust, and if there was anything you could do to help him in this unusual situation, he would turn to your kindness. But my cousin Frank has been declared innocent, and no one should think otherwise. As for me, I have no doubt about his innocence; and I believe it’s our family’s honor that we should defend it, both verbally and in action, against everyone.”

“Rashleigh,” said his father, looking fixedly at him, “thou art a sly loon—thou hast ever been too cunning for me, and too cunning for most folks. Have a care thou provena too cunning for thysell—two faces under one hood is no true heraldry. And since we talk of heraldry, I'll go and read Gwillym.”

“Rashleigh,” said his father, staring intently at him, “you’re a sly fool—you’ve always been too clever for me and too clever for most people. Be careful not to outsmart yourself—having two faces under one hood isn’t true heraldry. And since we’re on the topic of heraldry, I’ll go read Gwillym.”

This resolution he intimated with a yawn, resistless as that of the Goddess in the Dunciad, which was responsively echoed by his giant sons, as they dispersed in quest of the pastimes to which their minds severally inclined them—Percie to discuss a pot of March beer with the steward in the buttery,—Thorncliff to cut a pair of cudgels, and fix them in their wicker hilts,—John to dress May-flies,—Dickon to play at pitch and toss by himself, his right hand against his left,—and Wilfred to bite his thumbs and hum himself into a slumber which should last till dinner-time, if possible. Miss Vernon had retired to the library.

He let out a yawn as he made this decision, as unstoppable as the Goddess in the Dunciad, which was echoed by his giant sons as they scattered off to pursue their individual interests—Percie to chat over a pint of March beer with the steward in the buttery, Thorncliff to whittle a pair of sticks and fit them into their wicker handles, John to prepare May-flies, Dickon to play pitch and toss solo, using his right hand against his left, and Wilfred to bite his thumbs and hum himself into a nap that would ideally last until dinner. Miss Vernon had gone to the library.

Rashleigh and I were left alone in the old hall, from which the servants, with their usual bustle and awkwardness, had at length contrived to hurry the remains of our substantial breakfast. I took the opportunity to upbraid him with the manner in which he had spoken of my affair to his father, which I frankly stated was highly offensive to me, as it seemed rather to exhort Sir Hildebrand to conceal his suspicions, than to root them out.

Rashleigh and I were left alone in the old hall, from which the servants, with their usual chaos and clumsiness, had finally managed to clear away the remains of our hearty breakfast. I took the chance to confront him about how he had talked about my situation with his father, which I clearly said I found very offensive, as it seemed more like it encouraged Sir Hildebrand to hide his suspicions rather than deal with them.

“Why, what can I do, my dear friend?” replied Rashleigh “my father's disposition is so tenacious of suspicions of all kinds, when once they take root (which, to do him justice, does not easily happen), that I have always found it the best way to silence him upon such subjects, instead of arguing with him. Thus I get the better of the weeds which I cannot eradicate, by cutting them over as often as they appear, until at length they die away of themselves. There is neither wisdom nor profit in disputing with such a mind as Sir Hildebrand's, which hardens itself against conviction, and believes in its own inspirations as firmly as we good Catholics do in those of the Holy Father of Rome.”

“Why, what can I do, my dear friend?” replied Rashleigh. “My father is so set in his suspicions of all kinds, once they take hold (which, to be fair, doesn’t happen easily), that I’ve always found it best to just silence him on those topics rather than argue. This way, I manage the weeds I can’t fully get rid of by cutting them back every time they show up, until eventually they fade away on their own. There’s neither wisdom nor benefit in arguing with someone like Sir Hildebrand, who shuts himself off from being convinced and believes in his own insights as firmly as we good Catholics believe in the teachings of the Holy Father in Rome.”

“It is very hard, though, that I should live in the house of a man, and he a near relation too, who will persist in believing me guilty of a highway robbery.”

“It’s really tough that I have to live in the house of a man, who is also a close relative, and he still insists on believing that I’m guilty of a highway robbery.”

“My father's foolish opinion, if one may give that epithet to any opinion of a father's, does not affect your real innocence; and as to the disgrace of the fact, depend on it, that, considered in all its bearings, political as well as moral, Sir Hildebrand regards it as a meritorious action—a weakening of the enemy—a spoiling of the Amalekites; and you will stand the higher in his regard for your supposed accession to it.”

“My father's misguided opinion, if we can call it that, doesn’t change your true innocence. And as for the disgrace of the situation, trust me, when viewed from every angle, both political and moral, Sir Hildebrand sees it as a commendable act—a blow to the enemy—a defeat of the Amalekites; and he will hold you in higher esteem for your presumed involvement in it.”

“I desire no man's regard, Mr. Rashleigh, on such terms as must sink me in my own; and I think these injurious suspicions will afford a very good reason for quitting Osbaldistone Hall, which I shall do whenever I can communicate on the subject with my father.”

“I don’t want anyone’s approval, Mr. Rashleigh, if it means losing my own self-respect; and I believe these unfair suspicions give me a solid reason to leave Osbaldistone Hall, which I’ll do as soon as I can discuss this with my father.”

The dark countenance of Rashleigh, though little accustomed to betray its master's feelings, exhibited a suppressed smile, which he instantly chastened by a sigh. “You are a happy man, Frank—you go and come, as the wind bloweth where it listeth. With your address, taste, and talents, you will soon find circles where they will be more valued, than amid the dull inmates of this mansion; while I—” he paused.

The dark expression on Rashleigh's face, though not usually prone to show his master's feelings, revealed a suppressed smile, which he quickly tempered with a sigh. “You’re a lucky guy, Frank—you come and go as you please, like the wind. With your charm, style, and skills, you’ll soon find places where you’ll be appreciated more than among the boring people in this house; while I—” he paused.

“And what is there in your lot that can make you or any one envy mine,—an outcast, as I may almost term myself, from my father's house and favour?”

“And what do you have in your life that could make you or anyone else envy mine—an outcast, as I might as well say, from my father's house and goodwill?”

“Ay, but,” answered Rashleigh, “consider the gratified sense of independence which you must have attained by a very temporary sacrifice,—for such I am sure yours will prove to be; consider the power of acting as a free agent, of cultivating your own talents in the way to which your taste determines you, and in which you are well qualified to distinguish yourself. Fame and freedom are cheaply purchased by a few weeks' residence in the North, even though your place of exile be Osbaldistone Hall. A second Ovid in Thrace, you have not his reasons for writing Tristia.”

"Yeah, but," Rashleigh replied, "think about the sense of independence you'll gain from this temporary sacrifice—because I’m sure it will be just that; think about the ability to act as a free person, to develop your own talents in the way that feels right to you, and in which you have the potential to shine. Fame and freedom can be easily gained by spending a few weeks up North, even if your exile is at Osbaldistone Hall. As a second Ovid in Thrace, you don’t have his reasons for writing Tristia."

“I do not know,” said I, blushing as became a young scribbler, “how you should be so well acquainted with my truant studies.”

“I don’t know,” I said, blushing like any young writer would, “how you could be so aware of my wandering studies.”

“There was an emissary of your father's here some time since, a young coxcomb, one Twineall, who informed me concerning your secret sacrifices to the muses, and added, that some of your verses had been greatly admired by the best judges.”

“There was a messenger from your dad here a while back, a young show-off named Twineall, who told me about your hidden contributions to the arts, and mentioned that some of your poetry had been really praised by top critics.”

Tresham, I believe you are guiltless of having ever essayed to build the lofty rhyme; but you must have known in your day many an apprentice and fellow-craft, if not some of the master-masons, in the temple of Apollo. Vanity is their universal foible, from him who decorated the shades of Twickenham, to the veriest scribbler whom he has lashed in his Dunciad. I had my own share of this common failing, and without considering how little likely this young fellow Twineall was, by taste and habits, either to be acquainted with one or two little pieces of poetry, which I had at times insinuated into Button's coffee-house, or to report the opinion of the critics who frequented that resort of wit and literature, I almost instantly gorged the bait; which Rashleigh perceiving, improved his opportunity by a diffident, yet apparently very anxious request to be permitted to see some of my manuscript productions.

Tresham, I believe you are innocent of ever trying to write the grand poem; but you must have known many apprentices and fellow craftsmen in your time, if not some of the master masons in Apollo's temple. Vanity is their common flaw, from the one who decorated the shades of Twickenham to the most insignificant scribbler he mocked in his Dunciad. I also shared this common shortcoming, and without considering how unlikely this young guy Twineall was, given his tastes and habits, to be familiar with one or two little poems I had occasionally slipped into Button's coffee house, or to relay the opinions of the critics who hung out there, I quickly took the bait; noticing this, Rashleigh seized the opportunity with a shy, yet seemingly very eager request to see some of my handwritten works.

“You shall give me an evening in my own apartment,” he continued; “for I must soon lose the charms of literary society for the drudgery of commerce, and the coarse every-day avocations of the world. I repeat it, that my compliance with my father's wishes for the advantage of my family, is indeed a sacrifice, especially considering the calm and peaceful profession to which my education destined me.”

“You need to give me an evening in my own place,” he said; “because I’ll soon have to leave the pleasures of literary life for the grind of business and the rough, everyday tasks of the world. I’ll say it again, my agreement to my dad's wishes for the benefit of my family is truly a sacrifice, especially since my education was meant to lead me to a calm and peaceful profession.”

I was vain, but not a fool, and this hypocrisy was too strong for me to swallow. “You would not persuade me,” I replied, “that you really regret to exchange the situation of an obscure Catholic priest, with all its privations, for wealth and society, and the pleasures of the world?”

I was vain, but not naive, and this hypocrisy was too much for me to accept. “You can’t convince me,” I replied, “that you actually regret trading the life of an obscure Catholic priest, with all its hardships, for wealth, social status, and worldly pleasures?”

Rashleigh saw that he had coloured his affectation of moderation too highly, and, after a second's pause, during which, I suppose, he calculated the degree of candour which it was necessary to use with me (that being a quality of which he was never needlessly profuse), he answered, with a smile—“At my age, to be condemned, as you say, to wealth and the world, does not, indeed, sound so alarming as perhaps it ought to do. But, with pardon be it spoken, you have mistaken my destination—a Catholic priest, if you will, but not an obscure one. No, sir,—Rashleigh Osbaldistone will be more obscure, should he rise to be the richest citizen in London, than he might have been as a member of a church, whose ministers, as some one says, 'set their sandall'd feet on princes.' My family interest at a certain exiled court is high, and the weight which that court ought to possess, and does possess, at Rome is yet higher—my talents not altogether inferior to the education I have received. In sober judgment, I might have looked forward to high eminence in the church—in the dream of fancy, to the very highest. Why might not”—(he added, laughing, for it was part of his manner to keep much of his discourse apparently betwixt jest and earnest)—“why might not Cardinal Osbaldistone have swayed the fortunes of empires, well-born and well-connected, as well as the low-born Mazarin, or Alberoni, the son of an Italian gardener?”

Rashleigh realized he had overplayed his act of being moderate, and after a brief pause, during which I imagine he assessed how honest he should be with me (a trait he was never overly generous with), he replied with a smile, “At my age, being stuck, as you say, with wealth and society doesn't sound as terrifying as it probably should. But, if I may say, you've got my destination wrong—I'm to be a Catholic priest, but not an insignificant one. No, sir—Rashleigh Osbaldistone will remain more irrelevant, even if he becomes the richest man in London, than he might have been as a member of a church whose ministers, as someone once said, 'set their sandaled feet on princes.' My family's influence at a certain exiled court is significant, and the weight that court should and does hold in Rome is even greater—my talents are no less than my education. With clear judgment, I could have anticipated high status in the church—in my wildest dreams, even the highest. Why couldn't”—(he added with a laugh, as he often blurred the line between jest and seriousness)—“why couldn't Cardinal Osbaldistone have influenced the fates of empires, well-born and well-connected, just like the low-born Mazarin or Alberoni, the son of an Italian gardener?”

“Nay, I can give you no reason to the contrary; but in your place I should not much regret losing the chance of such precarious and invidious elevation.”

"No, I can't give you any reason to think otherwise; but if I were you, I wouldn't feel too disappointed about missing out on such a risky and controversial opportunity."

“Neither would I,” he replied, “were I sure that my present establishment was more certain; but that must depend upon circumstances which I can only learn by experience—the disposition of your father, for example.”

“Neither would I,” he replied, “if I was sure that my current situation was more stable; but that depends on factors I can only learn through experience—the attitude of your father, for instance.”

“Confess the truth without finesse, Rashleigh; you would willingly know something of him from me?”

“Just admit it, Rashleigh; you want to know something about him from me, right?”

“Since, like Die Vernon, you make a point of following the banner of the good knight Sincerity, I reply—certainly.”

“Since, like Die Vernon, you make it a point to uphold the banner of the good knight Sincerity, I say—definitely.”

“Well, then, you will find in my father a man who has followed the paths of thriving more for the exercise they afforded to his talents, than for the love of the gold with which they are strewed. His active mind would have been happy in any situation which gave it scope for exertion, though that exertion had been its sole reward. But his wealth has accumulated, because, moderate and frugal in his habits, no new sources of expense have occurred to dispose of his increasing income. He is a man who hates dissimulation in others; never practises it himself; and is peculiarly alert in discovering motives through the colouring of language. Himself silent by habit, he is readily disgusted by great talkers; the rather, that the circumstances by which he is most interested, afford no great scope for conversation. He is severely strict in the duties of religion; but you have no reason to fear his interference with yours, for he regards toleration as a sacred principle of political economy. But if you have any Jacobitical partialities, as is naturally to be supposed, you will do well to suppress them in his presence, as well as the least tendency to the highflying or Tory principles; for he holds both in utter detestation. For the rest, his word is his own bond, and must be the law of all who act under him. He will fail in his duty to no one, and will permit no one to fail towards him; to cultivate his favour, you must execute his commands, instead of echoing his sentiments. His greatest failings arise out of prejudices connected with his own profession, or rather his exclusive devotion to it, which makes him see little worthy of praise or attention, unless it be in some measure connected with commerce.”

"Well, you will find that my father is a man who has pursued success more for the challenge it offers his talents than for the love of the money involved. His active mind would thrive in any situation that allowed it to engage, even if that engagement was its only reward. However, his wealth has grown because he is moderate and frugal in his habits, and he hasn’t taken on new expenses to spend his increasing income. He despises dishonesty in others; he never practices it himself and is especially good at uncovering true motives behind people's words. Generally quiet, he easily becomes frustrated with excessive talkers, especially since the topics he cares about don’t lend themselves to much conversation. He is very strict in his religious duties, but you have no reason to worry about him interfering with yours, as he considers tolerance a fundamental principle of political economy. If you have any Jacobite sympathies, which is to be expected, you would do well to keep them to yourself around him, along with any sign of support for highflying or Tory views; he utterly detests both. Overall, his word is his bond, and it is the rule for everyone under his command. He will not let anyone down, nor will he allow anyone to let him down; to win his favor, you must carry out his orders rather than just agree with his opinions. His main flaws stem from biases related to his profession, or rather his singular dedication to it, which leads him to see little that deserves praise or attention unless it has some connection to commerce."

“O rare-painted portrait!” exclaimed Rashleigh, when I was silent—“Vandyke was a dauber to you, Frank. I see thy sire before me in all his strength and weakness; loving and honouring the King as a sort of lord mayor of the empire, or chief of the board of trade—venerating the Commons, for the acts regulating the export trade—and respecting the Peers, because the Lord Chancellor sits on a woolsack.”

“O rare-painted portrait!” Rashleigh exclaimed when I fell quiet. “Vandyke was a painter compared to you, Frank. I see your father before me in all his strength and weaknesses; loving and honoring the King like some kind of mayor of the empire or head of the board of trade—respecting the Commons for the laws governing export trade—and having regard for the Peers because the Lord Chancellor sits on a woolsack.”

“Mine was a likeness, Rashleigh; yours is a caricature. But in return for the carte du pays which I have unfolded to you, give me some lights on the geography of the unknown lands”—

“Mine was a likeness, Rashleigh; yours is a caricature. But in exchange for the carte du pays that I have shared with you, give me some insights on the geography of the unknown lands”—

“On which you are wrecked,” said Rashleigh. “It is not worth while; it is no Isle of Calypso, umbrageous with shade and intricate with silvan labyrinth—but a bare ragged Northumbrian moor, with as little to interest curiosity as to delight the eye; you may descry it in all its nakedness in half an hour's survey, as well as if I were to lay it down before you by line and compass.”

“Which you’re stranded on,” Rashleigh said. “It’s not worth it; it’s not some Isle of Calypso, shady and filled with winding paths, but a barren, rugged Northumbrian moor, offering nothing to spark curiosity or please the eye. You could see all its starkness in half an hour, just as easily as if I were to map it out for you with lines and a compass.”

“O, but something there is, worthy a more attentive survey—What say you to Miss Vernon? Does not she form an interesting object in the landscape, were all round as rude as Iceland's coast?”

“O, but there’s something here that deserves a closer look—What do you think of Miss Vernon? Doesn’t she create an interesting sight in the scenery, even if everything around her is as rough as Iceland’s coast?”

I could plainly perceive that Rashleigh disliked the topic now presented to him; but my frank communication had given me the advantageous title to make inquiries in my turn. Rashleigh felt this, and found himself obliged to follow my lead, however difficult he might find it to play his cards successfully. “I have known less of Miss Vernon,” he said, “for some time, than I was wont to do formerly. In early age I was her tutor; but as she advanced towards womanhood, my various avocations,—the gravity of the profession to which I was destined,—the peculiar nature of her engagements,—our mutual situation, in short, rendered a close and constant intimacy dangerous and improper. I believe Miss Vernon might consider my reserve as unkindness, but it was my duty; I felt as much as she seemed to do, when compelled to give way to prudence. But where was the safety in cultivating an intimacy with a beautiful and susceptible girl, whose heart, you are aware, must be given either to the cloister or to a betrothed husband?”

I could clearly see that Rashleigh didn't like the topic now brought up. However, my open communication gave me the right to ask questions in return. Rashleigh felt this and had to go along with me, no matter how challenging he found it to handle the situation successfully. “I’ve known less about Miss Vernon lately than I used to. When she was younger, I was her tutor, but as she grew into adulthood, my various commitments—along with the seriousness of the career I was meant for—her specific situations, and our circumstances, made it risky and inappropriate for us to stay close. I believe Miss Vernon might view my distance as unkindness, but it was my responsibility; I felt just as she did when I had to prioritize caution. But what safety was there in developing a close relationship with a beautiful and impressionable girl, whose heart, as you know, must be devoted either to a religious life or to a fiancé?”

“The cloister or a betrothed husband?” I echoed—“Is that the alternative destined for Miss Vernon?”

“The cloister or a fiancé?” I repeated—“Is that the choice meant for Miss Vernon?”

“It is indeed,” said Rashleigh, with a sigh. “I need not, I suppose, caution you against the danger of cultivating too closely the friendship of Miss Vernon;—you are a man of the world, and know how far you can indulge yourself in her society with safety to yourself, and justice to her. But I warn you, that, considering her ardent temper, you must let your experience keep guard over her as well as yourself, for the specimen of yesterday may serve to show her extreme thoughtlessness and neglect of decorum.”

“It really is,” Rashleigh said with a sigh. “I shouldn’t need to warn you about the risks of getting too close to Miss Vernon; you’re worldly-wise and understand how far you can safely enjoy her company without putting yourself at risk or being unfair to her. However, I do caution you that, given her passionate nature, you need to let your experience protect both her and yourself, as yesterday's incident clearly demonstrated her complete thoughtlessness and lack of decorum.”

There was something, I was sensible, of truth, as well as good sense, in all this; it seemed to be given as a friendly warning, and I had no right to take it amiss; yet I felt I could with pleasure have run Rashleigh Osbaldistone through the body all the time he was speaking.

There was something, I realized, of truth and common sense in all of this; it felt like a friendly warning, and I had no reason to take it the wrong way; still, I couldn't help but feel an urge to stab Rashleigh Osbaldistone in the gut while he was speaking.

“The deuce take his insolence!” was my internal meditation. “Would he wish me to infer that Miss Vernon had fallen in love with that hatchet-face of his, and become degraded so low as to require his shyness to cure her of an imprudent passion? I will have his meaning from him,” was my resolution, “if I should drag it out with cart-ropes.”

“The hell with his arrogance!” was my internal thought. “Does he want me to believe that Miss Vernon has fallen for that sharp-faced guy of his and has sunk so low that she needs his awkwardness to get over a foolish crush? I’m going to get the truth from him,” was my determination, “even if I have to pull it out of him with a rope.”

For this purpose, I placed my temper under as accurate a guard as I could, and observed, “That, for a lady of her good sense and acquired accomplishments, it was to be regretted that Miss Vernon's manners were rather blunt and rustic.”

For this reason, I kept my temper in check as best as I could and remarked, “It’s a pity that someone as sensible and accomplished as Miss Vernon has rather rough and unrefined manners.”

“Frank and unreserved, at least, to the extreme,” replied Rashleigh: “yet, trust me, she has an excellent heart. To tell you the truth, should she continue her extreme aversion to the cloister, and to her destined husband, and should my own labours in the mine of Plutus promise to secure me a decent independence, I shall think of reviewing our acquaintance and sharing it with Miss Vernon.”

“Totally honest, at least to an extreme,” Rashleigh replied. “But believe me, she has a great heart. To be completely honest, if she keeps being so opposed to the convent and to the husband she's meant to be with, and if my efforts in the wealth game pay off and give me a decent living, I’ll consider rethinking our relationship and sharing it with Miss Vernon.”

“With all his fine voice, and well-turned periods,” thought I, “this same Rashleigh Osbaldistone is the ugliest and most conceited coxcomb I ever met with!”

“With all his smooth voice and well-crafted phrases,” I thought, “this Rashleigh Osbaldistone is the ugliest and most self-absorbed show-off I’ve ever met!”

“But,” continued Rashleigh, as if thinking aloud, “I should not like to supplant Thorncliff.”

“But,” Rashleigh went on, almost as if he were thinking out loud, “I wouldn’t want to take Thorncliff’s place.”

“Supplant Thorncliff!—Is your brother Thorncliff,” I inquired, with great surprise, “the destined husband of Diana Vernon?”

“Replace Thorncliff!—Is your brother Thorncliff,” I asked, in shock, “the one who is supposed to marry Diana Vernon?”

“Why, ay, her father's commands, and a certain family-contract, destined her to marry one of Sir Hildebrand's sons. A dispensation has been obtained from Rome to Diana Vernon to marry Blank Osbaldistone, Esq., son of Sir Hildebrand Osbaldistone, of Osbaldistone Hall, Bart., and so forth; and it only remains to pitch upon the happy man whose name shall fill the gap in the manuscript. Now, as Percie is seldom sober, my father pitched on Thorncliff, as the second prop of the family, and therefore most proper to carry on the line of the Osbaldistones.”

“Why, yes, her father's orders and a certain family agreement have destined her to marry one of Sir Hildebrand's sons. A special permission has been obtained from Rome for Diana Vernon to marry Blank Osbaldistone, Esq., son of Sir Hildebrand Osbaldistone, of Osbaldistone Hall, Bart., and so on; and it only remains to choose the lucky man whose name will fill the blank in the manuscript. Now, since Percie is rarely sober, my father chose Thorncliff as the second support of the family, and therefore the most suitable to continue the Osbaldistone line.”

“The young lady,” said I, forcing myself to assume an air of pleasantry, which, I believe, became me extremely ill, “would perhaps have been inclined to look a little lower on the family-tree, for the branch to which she was desirous of clinging.”

“The young lady,” I said, trying to put on a friendly face, which I think didn’t suit me at all, “might have been more inclined to consider a branch lower down on the family tree, for the connection she wanted to hold onto.”

“I cannot say,” he replied. “There is room for little choice in our family; Dick is a gambler, John a boor, and Wilfred an ass. I believe my father really made the best selection for poor Die, after all.”

“I can’t say,” he replied. “There’s not much choice in our family; Dick is a gambler, John is a jerk, and Wilfred is an idiot. I think my dad actually made the best choice for poor Die, after all.”

“The present company,” said I, “being always excepted.”

“The current group,” I said, “is always excluded.”

“Oh, my destination to the church placed me out of the question; otherwise I will not affect to say, that, qualified by my education both to instruct and guide Miss Vernon, I might not have been a more creditable choice than any of my elders.”

“Oh, my trip to the church ruled me out; otherwise, I can't deny that, with my education to both teach and guide Miss Vernon, I could have been a more respectable choice than any of the older people.”

“And so thought the young lady, doubtless?”

“And so the young lady thought, right?”

“You are not to suppose so,” answered Rashleigh, with an affectation of denial which was contrived to convey the strongest affirmation the case admitted of: “friendship—only friendship—formed the tie betwixt us, and the tender affection of an opening mind to its only instructor—Love came not near us—I told you I was wise in time.”

“You’re not supposed to think that,” Rashleigh replied, pretending to deny it in a way that actually emphasized the strongest affirmation he could give: “It was only friendship—just friendship—that connected us, along with the gentle affection of a developing mind towards its sole teacher—Love never came close to us—I told you I was smart about it in time.”

I felt little inclination to pursue this conversation any farther, and shaking myself clear of Rashleigh, withdrew to my own apartment, which I recollect I traversed with much vehemence of agitation, repeating aloud the expressions which had most offended me.—“Susceptible—ardent—tender affection—Love—Diana Vernon, the most beautiful creature I ever beheld, in love with him, the bandy-legged, bull-necked, limping scoundrel! Richard the Third in all but his hump-back!—And yet the opportunities he must have had during his cursed course of lectures; and the fellow's flowing and easy strain of sentiment; and her extreme seclusion from every one who spoke and acted with common sense; ay, and her obvious pique at him, mixed with admiration of his talents, which looked as like the result of neglected attachment as anything else—Well, and what is it to me, that I should storm and rage at it? Is Diana Vernon the first pretty girl that has loved and married an ugly fellow? And if she were free of every Osbaldistone of them, what concern is it of mine?—a Catholic—a Jacobite—a termagant into the boot—for me to look that way were utter madness.”

I had no interest in continuing this conversation, so I shook off Rashleigh and went back to my room. I remember pacing around it in a fit of agitation, loudly repeating the phrases that bothered me the most. —“Sensitive—passionate—tender love—Love—Diana Vernon, the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, in love with him, the limp-legged, thick-necked, limping jerk! Richard the Third without the hunchback!—And yet, the chances he must have had during those annoying lectures; and the guy’s smooth and effortless way of expressing feelings; and her complete isolation from anyone who acted sensibly; yeah, and her obvious annoyance with him mixed with admiration for his skills, which seemed like the result of unreturned feelings more than anything else—Well, what does it matter to me if I get upset about it? Is Diana Vernon the first pretty girl to love and marry an ugly guy? And even if she were free of every Osbaldistone, why should I care?—a Catholic—a Jacobite—a hothead in every way—thinking about that would be pure madness.”

By throwing such reflections on the flame of my displeasure, I subdued it into a sort of smouldering heart-burning, and appeared at the dinner-table in as sulky a humour as could well be imagined.

By reflecting on my annoyance, I turned it into a kind of simmering frustration and showed up at the dinner table in the most sulky mood imaginable.





CHAPTER TWELFTH.

          Drunk?—and speak parrot?—and squabble?—swagger?—
          Swear?—and discourse fustian with one's own shadow?
                                           Othello.
          Drunk?—and talk like a parrot?—and argue?—strut around?—  
          Curse?—and have pointless conversations with your own shadow?  
                                           Othello.

I have already told you, my dear Tresham, what probably was no news to you, that my principal fault was an unconquerable pitch of pride, which exposed me to frequent mortification. I had not even whispered to myself that I loved Diana Vernon; yet no sooner did I hear Rashleigh talk of her as a prize which he might stoop to carry off, or neglect, at his pleasure, than every step which the poor girl had taken, in the innocence and openness of her heart, to form a sort of friendship with me, seemed in my eyes the most insulting coquetry.—“Soh! she would secure me as a pis aller, I suppose, in case Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone should not take compassion upon her! But I will satisfy her that I am not a person to be trepanned in that manner—I will make her sensible that I see through her arts, and that I scorn them.”

I’ve already told you, my dear Tresham, something that you probably already knew: my main flaw is an unshakeable pride that often leads to my embarrassment. I hadn’t even admitted to myself that I loved Diana Vernon; yet the moment I heard Rashleigh mention her as a prize he could either take or leave at will, every innocent step she had taken to befriend me felt like the most insulting flirtation to me. “So, she thinks she can keep me as a backup, just in case Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone doesn't show her any mercy! But I’ll show her that I’m not someone to be tricked like that—I’ll make it clear that I see through her schemes, and that I look down on them.”

I did not reflect for a moment, that all this indignation, which I had no right whatever to entertain, proved that I was anything but indifferent to Miss Vernon's charms; and I sate down to table in high ill-humour with her and all the daughters of Eve.

I didn't stop to consider that all this anger, which I had no right to feel, showed that I was far from indifferent to Miss Vernon's charms; and I sat down to the table in a bad mood with her and all the daughters of Eve.

Miss Vernon heard me, with surprise, return ungracious answers to one or two playful strokes of satire which she threw out with her usual freedom of speech; but, having no suspicion that offence was meant, she only replied to my rude repartees with jests somewhat similar, but polished by her good temper, though pointed by her wit. At length she perceived I was really out of humour, and answered one of my rude speeches thus:—

Miss Vernon heard me, surprised as I gave ungracious replies to one or two playful jokes she made with her usual frankness; but, not thinking any offense was intended, she simply responded to my rude comebacks with similar jokes, though they were softened by her good nature and sharpened by her wit. Eventually, she realized I was genuinely in a bad mood and responded to one of my rude comments like this:—

“They say, Mr. Frank, that one may gather sense from fools—I heard cousin Wilfred refuse to play any longer at cudgels the other day with cousin Thornie, because cousin Thornie got angry, and struck harder than the rules of amicable combat, it seems, permitted. 'Were I to break your head in good earnest,' quoth honest Wilfred, 'I care not how angry you are, for I should do it so much the more easily but it's hard I should get raps over the costard, and only pay you back in make-believes'—Do you understand the moral of this, Frank?”

"They say, Mr. Frank, that you can learn something even from fools. I heard cousin Wilfred the other day refuse to keep playing the game with cousin Thornie because Thornie got upset and hit harder than the rules allow for friendly competition. 'If I were to really break your head,' honest Wilfred said, 'I wouldn't care how mad you got, because that would be much easier for me. But it's unfair that I should take hits and only get to respond with pretend ones.' Do you get the point of this, Frank?"

“I have never felt myself under the necessity, madam, of studying how to extract the slender portion of sense with which this family season their conversation.”

“I have never felt the need, ma'am, to figure out how to get the little bit of meaning that this family adds to their conversations.”

“Necessity! and madam!—You surprise me, Mr. Osbaldistone.”

“Necessity! And ma'am! — You’re surprising me, Mr. Osbaldistone.”

“I am unfortunate in doing so.”

“I am unlucky to be doing this.”

“Am I to suppose that this capricious tone is serious? or is it only assumed, to make your good-humour more valuable?”

“Should I take this whimsical tone seriously? Or is it just a pretense to make your good mood seem more valuable?”

“You have a right to the attention of so many gentlemen in this family, Miss Vernon, that it cannot be worth your while to inquire into the cause of my stupidity and bad spirits.”

“You have every right to the attention of so many gentlemen in this family, Miss Vernon, that it’s not worth your time to ask about the reason for my foolishness and bad mood.”

“What!” she said, “am I to understand, then, that you have deserted my faction, and gone over to the enemy?”

“What!” she exclaimed, “are you telling me that you’ve abandoned my side and joined the enemy?”

Then, looking across the table, and observing that Rashleigh, who was seated opposite, was watching us with a singular expression of interest on his harsh features, she continued—

Then, looking across the table and noticing that Rashleigh, who was sitting opposite us, was watching us with a strange look of interest on his harsh face, she continued—

             “Horrible thought!—Ay, now I see 'tis true,
              For the grim-visaged Rashleigh smiles on me,
                     And points at thee for his!—
             “Horrible thought!—Yeah, now I see it’s true,  
              For the grim-faced Rashleigh smiles at me,  
                     And points at you as his!”—

Well, thank Heaven, and the unprotected state which has taught me endurance, I do not take offence easily; and that I may not be forced to quarrel, whether I like it or no, I have the honour, earlier than usual, to wish you a happy digestion of your dinner and your bad humour.”

Well, thank goodness, and the tough situation that has taught me resilience, I don’t get offended easily; and to avoid being pushed into a disagreement, whether I want to or not, I have the pleasure of wishing you an enjoyable digestion of your dinner and your bad mood a bit earlier than usual.

And she left the table accordingly.

And she got up from the table.

Upon Miss Vernon's departure, I found myself very little satisfied with my own conduct. I had hurled back offered kindness, of which circumstances had but lately pointed out the honest sincerity, and I had but just stopped short of insulting the beautiful, and, as she had said with some emphasis, the unprotected being by whom it was proffered. My conduct seemed brutal in my own eyes. To combat or drown these painful reflections, I applied myself more frequently than usual to the wine which circulated on the table.

Upon Miss Vernon's departure, I found myself feeling pretty dissatisfied with my own behavior. I had rejected an offer of kindness, which recent events had clearly shown to be genuine, and I had narrowly avoided insulting the beautiful, and as she had emphasized, the vulnerable person who had extended it. My actions felt harsh to me. To distract myself from these painful thoughts, I turned to the wine on the table more often than usual.

The agitated state of my feelings combined with my habits of temperance to give rapid effect to the beverage. Habitual topers, I believe, acquire the power of soaking themselves with a quantity of liquor that does little more than muddy those intellects which in their sober state are none of the clearest; but men who are strangers to the vice of drunkenness as a habit, are more powerfully acted upon by intoxicating liquors. My spirits, once aroused, became extravagant; I talked a great deal, argued upon what I knew nothing of, told stories of which I forgot the point, then laughed immoderately at my own forgetfulness; I accepted several bets without having the least judgment; I challenged the giant John to wrestle with me, although he had kept the ring at Hexham for a year, and I never tried so much as a single fall.

The intense mix of my emotions and my usual self-control made the drink hit me quickly. I think regular drinkers can handle a lot of alcohol without it affecting them much, just clouding their already unclear minds. But people who don’t usually drink are hit much harder by alcohol. Once my spirits were lifted, I became unrestrained; I talked a lot, argued about things I didn’t understand, shared stories I lost track of, and then laughed loudly at my own forgetfulness. I took several bets without any real judgment. I even challenged the giant John to a wrestling match, even though he had been a champion for a year at Hexham, while I had never even tried wrestling once.

My uncle had the goodness to interpose and prevent this consummation of drunken folly, which, I suppose, would have otherwise ended in my neck being broken.

My uncle kindly stepped in to stop this reckless behavior, which I guess would have ended with me getting seriously hurt.

It has even been reported by maligners, that I sung a song while under this vinous influence; but, as I remember nothing of it, and never attempted to turn a tune in all my life before or since, I would willingly hope there is no actual foundation for the calumny. I was absurd enough without this exaggeration. Without positively losing my senses, I speedily lost all command of my temper, and my impetuous passions whirled me onward at their pleasure. I had sate down sulky and discontented, and disposed to be silent—the wine rendered me loquacious, disputatious, and quarrelsome. I contradicted whatever was asserted, and attacked, without any respect to my uncle's table, both his politics and his religion. The affected moderation of Rashleigh, which he well knew how to qualify with irritating ingredients, was even more provoking to me than the noisy and bullying language of his obstreperous brothers. My uncle, to do him justice, endeavoured to bring us to order; but his authority was lost amidst the tumult of wine and passion. At length, frantic at some real or supposed injurious insinuation, I actually struck Rashleigh with my fist. No Stoic philosopher, superior to his own passion and that of others, could have received an insult with a higher degree of scorn. What he himself did not think it apparently worth while to resent, Thorncliff resented for him. Swords were drawn, and we exchanged one or two passes, when the other brothers separated us by main force; and I shall never forget the diabolical sneer which writhed Rashleigh's wayward features, as I was forced from the apartment by the main strength of two of these youthful Titans. They secured me in my apartment by locking the door, and I heard them, to my inexpressible rage, laugh heartily as they descended the stairs. I essayed in my fury to break out; but the window-grates, and the strength of a door clenched with iron, resisted my efforts. At length I threw myself on my bed, and fell asleep amidst vows of dire revenge to be taken in the ensuing day.

It's even been reported by some haters that I sang a song while I was tipsy, but since I don’t remember any of it and have never tried to sing a tune in my life, I can only hope there's no real truth to the rumors. I was foolish enough without that exaggeration. I didn’t completely lose my senses, but I quickly lost control of my temper, and my intense emotions took over. I had sat down feeling sulky and unhappy, ready to be quiet—then the wine made me talkative, argumentative, and combative. I contradicted everything anyone said and criticized both my uncle's politics and his religion without holding back. Rashleigh’s fake moderation, which he knew how to mix with annoying comments, irritated me even more than the loud and aggressive talk from his boisterous brothers. To his credit, my uncle tried to restore order, but his authority was drowned out by the chaos of wine and anger. Finally, furious at some real or imagined slight, I actually hit Rashleigh. No Stoic philosopher, in control of his own emotions and others', could have taken an insult with more disdain. Whatever he didn’t think was worth addressing, Thorncliff took up for him. Swords were drawn, and we exchanged a few blows before the other brothers pulled us apart. I’ll never forget the devilish sneer on Rashleigh’s twisted face as I was forcibly removed from the room by two of those young brutes. They locked me in my room and I heard them laughing loudly as they headed down the stairs, absolutely infuriating me. In my rage, I tried to break out, but the window bars and the iron-locked door held firm. Finally, I flung myself onto my bed and fell asleep, swearing to take terrible revenge the next day.

But with the morning cool repentance came. I felt, in the keenest manner, the violence and absurdity of my conduct, and was obliged to confess that wine and passion had lowered my intellects even below those of Wilfred Osbaldistone, whom I held in so much contempt. My uncomfortable reflections were by no means soothed by meditating the necessity of an apology for my improper behaviour, and recollecting that Miss Vernon must be a witness of my submission. The impropriety and unkindness of my conduct to her personally, added not a little to these galling considerations, and for this I could not even plead the miserable excuse of intoxication.

But as morning came, I felt a wave of regret. I realized, more clearly than ever, the foolishness and absurdity of my actions, and I had to admit that wine and passion had actually made me less rational than Wilfred Osbaldistone, whom I so greatly despised. My uncomfortable thoughts weren't helped by the fact that I had to apologize for my inappropriate behavior, knowing that Miss Vernon would witness my humiliation. The inappropriateness and meanness of how I treated her only added to my distress, and I couldn’t even use the lousy excuse of being drunk.

Under all these aggravating feelings of shame and degradation, I descended to the breakfast hall, like a criminal to receive sentence. It chanced that a hard frost had rendered it impossible to take out the hounds, so that I had the additional mortification to meet the family, excepting only Rashleigh and Miss Vernon, in full divan, surrounding the cold venison pasty and chine of beef. They were in high glee as I entered, and I could easily imagine that the jests were furnished at my expense. In fact, what I was disposed to consider with serious pain, was regarded as an excellent good joke by my uncle, and the greater part of my cousins. Sir Hildebrand, while he rallied me on the exploits of the preceding evening, swore he thought a young fellow had better be thrice drunk in one day, than sneak sober to bed like a Presbyterian, and leave a batch of honest fellows, and a double quart of claret. And to back this consolatory speech, he poured out a large bumper of brandy, exhorting me to swallow “a hair of the dog that had bit me.”

Feeling overwhelmed by shame and humiliation, I made my way down to the breakfast room, like a criminal going to face judgment. It happened that a hard frost made it impossible to take the hounds out, which meant I had the added embarrassment of facing the family—except for Rashleigh and Miss Vernon—gathered around the cold venison pie and joint of beef. They were all in high spirits when I walked in, and I could easily imagine that their jokes were at my expense. What I was inclined to see as a serious matter was viewed as a hilarious joke by my uncle and most of my cousins. Sir Hildebrand, while teasing me about the previous night’s escapades, insisted that a young guy was better off being drunk three times in one day than going to bed sober like a Presbyterian and leaving a group of good friends and a double quart of claret behind. To support his cheerful remarks, he poured me a large glass of brandy, encouraging me to take “a hair of the dog that bit me.”

“Never mind these lads laughing, nevoy,” he continued; “they would have been all as great milksops as yourself, had I not nursed them, as one may say, on the toast and tankard.”

“Don’t worry about those guys laughing, kid,” he went on; “they’d all be as soft as you if I hadn’t toughened them up, so to speak, with toast and ale.”

Ill-nature was not the fault of my cousins in general; they saw I was vexed and hurt at the recollections of the preceding evening, and endeavoured, with clumsy kindness, to remove the painful impression they had made on me. Thorncliff alone looked sullen and unreconciled. This young man had never liked me from the beginning; and in the marks of attention occasionally shown me by his brothers, awkward as they were, he alone had never joined. If it was true, of which, however, I began to have my doubts, that he was considered by the family, or regarded himself, as the destined husband of Miss Vernon, a sentiment of jealousy might have sprung up in his mind from the marked predilection which it was that young lady's pleasure to show for one whom Thorncliff might, perhaps, think likely to become a dangerous rival.

My cousins weren’t generally mean-spirited; they noticed that I was upset and hurt by the memories of the previous evening, and they tried, with awkward kindness, to ease the painful impression they had left on me. Thorncliff alone looked gloomy and unapproachable. This young man had never liked me from the start; and while his brothers occasionally showed me attention, however clumsy it was, he never participated. If it was true, and I was starting to doubt it, that he was considered by the family—or thought of himself—as the future husband of Miss Vernon, he might have felt a twinge of jealousy over the clear preference that young lady showed for someone he might see as a possible rival.

Rashleigh at last entered, his visage as dark as mourning weed—brooding, I could not but doubt, over the unjustifiable and disgraceful insult I had offered to him. I had already settled in my own mind how I was to behave on the occasion, and had schooled myself to believe, that true honour consisted not in defending, but in apologising for, an injury so much disproportioned to any provocation I might have to allege.

Rashleigh finally came in, his face as gloomy as a funeral—brooding, I couldn’t help but question the unreasonable and shameful insult I had given him. I had already decided how to act in that moment and had trained myself to think that real honor didn’t lie in defending myself but in apologizing for an offense that was far greater than any provocation I could come up with.

I therefore hastened to meet Rashleigh, and to express myself in the highest degree sorry for the violence with which I had acted on the preceding evening. “No circumstances,” I said, “could have wrung from me a single word of apology, save my own consciousness of the impropriety of my behaviour. I hoped my cousin would accept of my regrets so sincerely offered, and consider how much of my misconduct was owing to the excessive hospitality of Osbaldistone Hall.”

I quickly went to meet Rashleigh and to sincerely apologize for the way I had behaved the night before. “Nothing else could have made me say I’m sorry except my own awareness that I acted inappropriately. I hope my cousin would accept my heartfelt regrets and think about how much of my bad behavior was due to the overwhelming hospitality of Osbaldistone Hall.”

“He shall be friends with thee, lad,” cried the honest knight, in the full effusion of his heart; “or d—n me, if I call him son more!—Why, Rashie, dost stand there like a log? Sorry for it is all a gentleman can say, if he happens to do anything awry, especially over his claret. I served in Hounslow, and should know something, I think, of affairs of honour. Let me hear no more of this, and we'll go in a body and rummage out the badger in Birkenwood-bank.”

“He’ll be your friend, kid,” shouted the honest knight, pouring out his feelings; “or damn it, I won’t call him son again!—Why, Rashie, why are you just standing there like a statue? Sorry for it is all a gentleman can say if he happens to mess up, especially over his wine. I served in Hounslow, and I should know a thing or two about honor. Let’s not talk about this anymore, and we’ll all go together and dig out the badger in Birkenwood-bank.”

Rashleigh's face resembled, as I have already noticed, no other countenance that I ever saw. But this singularity lay not only in the features, but in the mode of changing their expression. Other countenances, in altering from grief to joy, or from anger to satisfaction, pass through some brief interval, ere the expression of the predominant passion supersedes entirely that of its predecessor. There is a sort of twilight, like that between the clearing up of the darkness and the rising of the sun, while the swollen muscles subside, the dark eye clears, the forehead relaxes and expands itself, and the whole countenance loses its sterner shades, and becomes serene and placid. Rashleigh's face exhibited none of these gradations, but changed almost instantaneously from the expression of one passion to that of the contrary. I can compare it to nothing but the sudden shifting of a scene in the theatre, where, at the whistle of the prompter, a cavern disappears, and a grove arises.

Rashleigh's face was unlike any other I had ever seen. This uniqueness was not only in the features but also in how the expressions changed. Most faces transition from grief to joy or from anger to satisfaction with a brief pause, where the dominant feeling gradually takes over the previous one. It’s like the twilight between the darkness lifting and the sun rising, as the tense muscles relax, the dark eyes brighten, the forehead smoothes out, and the whole face sheds its harsher expressions to become calm and gentle. Rashleigh's face showed none of these gradual changes; instead, it shifted almost instantly from one emotion to the opposite. I can only compare it to a sudden scene change in a play, where, with the prompter's cue, a cave vanishes and a grove appears.

My attention was strongly arrested by this peculiarity on the present occasion. At Rashleigh's first entrance, “black he stood as night!” With the same inflexible countenance he heard my excuse and his father's exhortation; and it was not until Sir Hildebrand had done speaking, that the cloud cleared away at once, and he expressed, in the kindest and most civil terms, his perfect satisfaction with the very handsome apology I had offered.

My attention was really caught by this oddity today. When Rashleigh first walked in, “he was as black as night!” He listened to my excuse and his father's lecture with the same unyielding expression, and it wasn't until Sir Hildebrand finished speaking that the tension lifted all at once. He then expressed, in the kindest and most polite way, that he was completely satisfied with the generous apology I had made.

“Indeed,” he said, “I have so poor a brain myself, when I impose on it the least burden beyond my usual three glasses, that I have only, like honest Cassio, a very vague recollection of the confusion of last night—remember a mass of things, but nothing distinctly—a quarrel, but nothing wherefore—So, my dear Cousin,” he continued, shaking me kindly by the hand, “conceive how much I am relieved by finding that I have to receive an apology, instead of having to make one—I will not have a word said upon the subject more; I should be very foolish to institute any scrutiny into an account, when the balance, which I expected to be against me, has been so unexpectedly and agreeably struck in my favour. You see, Mr. Osbaldistone, I am practising the language of Lombard Street, and qualifying myself for my new calling.”

“Honestly,” he said, “I have such a poor memory myself that when I put any extra strain on it beyond my usual three glasses, all I have is, like honest Cassio, a really hazy recollection of last night's chaos—remember a bunch of things, but nothing clearly—a fight, but no idea why. So, my dear Cousin,” he continued, shaking my hand warmly, “just imagine how relieved I am to find out that I have to accept an apology instead of having to give one—I don’t want to hear another word about it; I’d be foolish to dig into something when the outcome, which I thought would be against me, has turned out so unexpectedly and pleasantly in my favor. You see, Mr. Osbaldistone, I’m practicing the language of Lombard Street and getting ready for my new job.”

As I was about to answer, and raised my eyes for the purpose, they encountered those of Miss Vernon, who, having entered the room unobserved during the conversation, had given it her close attention. Abashed and confounded, I fixed my eyes on the ground, and made my escape to the breakfast-table, where I herded among my busy cousins.

As I was about to respond and looked up to do so, I found myself meeting Miss Vernon's gaze. She had quietly entered the room during our conversation and had been listening closely. Feeling embarrassed and flustered, I stared at the ground and quickly moved to the breakfast table, where I joined my busy cousins.

My uncle, that the events of the preceding day might not pass out of our memory without a practical moral lesson, took occasion to give Rashleigh and me his serious advice to correct our milksop habits, as he termed them, and gradually to inure our brains to bear a gentlemanlike quantity of liquor, without brawls or breaking of heads. He recommended that we should begin piddling with a regular quart of claret per day, which, with the aid of March beer and brandy, made a handsome competence for a beginner in the art of toping. And for our encouragement, he assured us that he had known many a man who had lived to our years without having drunk a pint of wine at a sitting, who yet, by falling into honest company, and following hearty example, had afterwards been numbered among the best good fellows of the time, and could carry off their six bottles under their belt quietly and comfortably, without brawling or babbling, and be neither sick nor sorry the next morning.

My uncle, wanting to ensure we didn't forget the events of the previous day without taking away a practical lesson, decided to give Rashleigh and me some serious advice. He told us to correct our soft habits, as he called them, and gradually train our minds to handle a proper amount of alcohol without fighting or causing trouble. He suggested we start with a regular quart of claret each day, which, combined with March beer and brandy, would set a solid foundation for a beginner in drinking. To encourage us, he shared that he had known many men who reached our age without ever drinking a pint of wine in one go, yet by surrounding themselves with good company and following a hearty example, they eventually became known as some of the best drinkers around, able to handle six bottles smoothly and comfortably, without causing a scene or feeling rough the next morning.

Sage as this advice was, and comfortable as was the prospect it held out to me, I profited but little by the exhortation—partly, perhaps, because, as often as I raised my eyes from the table, I observed Miss Vernon's looks fixed on me, in which I thought I could read grave compassion blended with regret and displeasure. I began to consider how I should seek a scene of explanation and apology with her also, when she gave me to understand she was determined to save me the trouble of soliciting an interview. “Cousin Francis,” she said, addressing me by the same title she used to give to the other Osbaldistones, although I had, properly speaking, no title to be called her kinsman, “I have encountered this morning a difficult passage in the Divina Comme'dia of Dante; will you have the goodness to step to the library and give me your assistance? and when you have unearthed for me the meaning of the obscure Florentine, we will join the rest at Birkenwood-bank, and see their luck at unearthing the badger.”

As wise as this advice was, and as comforting as the prospect it offered me, I gained little from it—partly, perhaps, because every time I glanced up from the table, I noticed Miss Vernon's gaze fixed on me, where I thought I could see a mix of serious compassion, regret, and displeasure. I started thinking about how I would approach her to explain and apologize when she let me know she was ready to spare me the trouble of asking for a meeting. “Cousin Francis,” she said, using the same title she called the other Osbaldistones, even though I didn’t technically have the right to be called her relative, “I came across a tough passage in Dante's Divina Commedia this morning; could you please step into the library and help me? Once you've figured out the meaning of the obscure Florentine, we can join the others at Birkenwood-bank and see how they’re doing with the badger hunt.”

I signified, of course, my readiness to wait upon her. Rashleigh made an offer to accompany us. “I am something better skilled,” he said, “at tracking the sense of Dante through the metaphors and elisions of his wild and gloomy poem, than at hunting the poor inoffensive hermit yonder out of his cave.”

I definitely showed that I was ready to wait for her. Rashleigh offered to join us. “I’m actually better at following Dante’s meaning through the metaphors and omissions in his dark and complex poem than I am at chasing the poor harmless hermit out of his cave over there.”

“Pardon me, Rashleigh,” said Miss Vernon, “but as you are to occupy Mr. Francis's place in the counting-house, you must surrender to him the charge of your pupil's education at Osbaldistone Hall. We shall call you in, however, if there is any occasion; so pray do not look so grave upon it. Besides, it is a shame to you not to understand field-sports—What will you do should our uncle in Crane-Alley ask you the signs by which you track a badger?”

“Excuse me, Rashleigh,” Miss Vernon said, “but since you’re taking Mr. Francis's position at the office, you need to leave your pupil's education at Osbaldistone Hall in his hands. We'll bring you in if there's ever a need, so please don’t look so serious about it. Also, it's a bit embarrassing for you not to know about field sports—What will you say if our uncle in Crane-Alley asks you how to spot a badger?”

“Ay, true, Die,—true,” said Sir Hildebrand, with a sigh, “I misdoubt Rashleigh will be found short at the leap when he is put to the trial. An he would ha' learned useful knowledge like his brothers, he was bred up where it grew, I wuss; but French antics, and book-learning, with the new turnips, and the rats, and the Hanoverians, ha' changed the world that I ha' known in Old England—But come along with us, Rashie, and carry my hunting-staff, man; thy cousin lacks none of thy company as now, and I wonna ha' Die crossed—It's ne'er be said there was but one woman in Osbaldistone Hall, and she died for lack of her will.”

“Ay, it’s true, Die—true,” said Sir Hildebrand with a sigh. “I doubt Rashleigh will be able to handle the leap when he’s tested. If only he had learned useful skills like his brothers; he was raised where that knowledge was available, I wish. But French nonsense, book smarts, and the new turnips, along with the rats and the Hanoverians, have changed the world I knew in Old England. But come along with us, Rashie, and carry my hunting staff, man; your cousin really needs your company now, and I don’t want Die to feel left out. It should never be said there was only one woman in Osbaldistone Hall, and she died because she couldn’t get her way.”

Rashleigh followed his father, as he commanded, not, however, ere he had whispered to Diana, “I suppose I must in discretion bring the courtier, Ceremony, in my company, and knock when I approach the door of the library?”

Rashleigh followed his father as he instructed, but not before he whispered to Diana, “I guess I should politely bring the courtier, Ceremony, with me and knock when I get to the library door?”

“No, no, Rashleigh,” said Miss Vernon; “dismiss from your company the false archimage Dissimulation, and it will better ensure your free access to our classical consultations.”

“No, no, Rashleigh,” said Miss Vernon; “get rid of that fake archmage Dissimulation, and it’ll make it easier for you to join our intellectual discussions.”

So saying, she led the way to the library, and I followed—like a criminal, I was going to say, to execution; but, as I bethink me, I have used the simile once, if not twice before. Without any simile at all, then, I followed, with a sense of awkward and conscious embarrassment, which I would have given a great deal to shake off. I thought it a degrading and unworthy feeling to attend one on such an occasion, having breathed the air of the Continent long enough to have imbibed the notion that lightness, gallantry, and something approaching to well-bred self-assurance, should distinguish the gentleman whom a fair lady selects for her companion in a tete-a-tete.

So saying, she led the way to the library, and I followed—like a criminal, I was going to say, to execution; but, as I think about it, I’ve used that comparison once, if not twice before. Without any comparison at all, then, I followed, feeling awkward and self-conscious, which I would have given a lot to shake off. I thought it was a degrading and unworthy feeling to be in such a situation, having been in Europe long enough to pick up the idea that ease, charm, and a bit of well-mannered confidence should define the gentleman chosen by a lady for her company in a tete-a-tete.

My English feelings, however, were too many for my French education, and I made, I believe, a very pitiful figure, when Miss Vernon, seating herself majestically in a huge elbow-chair in the library, like a judge about to hear a cause of importance, signed to me to take a chair opposite to her (which I did, much like the poor fellow who is going to be tried), and entered upon conversation in a tone of bitter irony.

My emotions about England, however, were too overwhelming for my French upbringing, and I think I looked quite pathetic when Miss Vernon, sitting regally in a large armchair in the library, like a judge ready to hear a serious case, gestured for me to take a seat across from her (which I did, much like a poor guy about to face trial), and started the conversation in a tone filled with bitter sarcasm.





CHAPTER THIRTEENTH.

              Dire was his thought, who first in poison steeped
              The weapon formed for slaughter—direr his,
                  And worthier of damnation, who instilled
                  The mortal venom in the social cup,
              To fill the veins with death instead of life.
                                                 Anonymous.
              Terrible was his thought, who first soaked
              The weapon made for killing—even worse his,
                  And more deserving of condemnation, who injected
                  The deadly poison into the social drink,
              To fill the veins with death instead of life.
                                                 Anonymous.

“Upon my Word, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone,” said Miss Vernon, with the air of one who thought herself fully entitled to assume the privilege of ironical reproach, which she was pleased to exert, “your character improves upon us, sir—I could not have thought that it was in you. Yesterday might be considered as your assay-piece, to prove yourself entitled to be free of the corporation of Osbaldistone Hall. But it was a masterpiece.”

“Honestly, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone,” said Miss Vernon, acting like she had the right to throw some sarcastic criticism his way, “your character is really impressing us, sir—I never thought you had it in you. Yesterday was like your test run to earn your spot in the Osbaldistone Hall crew. But it turned out to be a real work of art.”

“I am quite sensible of my ill-breeding, Miss Vernon, and I can only say for myself that I had received some communications by which my spirits were unusually agitated. I am conscious I was impertinent and absurd.”

“I’m aware that I behaved poorly, Miss Vernon, and I can only say that I received some news that really stirred me up. I know I was rude and ridiculous.”

“You do yourself great injustice,” said the merciless monitor—“you have contrived, by what I saw and have since heard, to exhibit in the course of one evening a happy display of all the various masterly qualifications which distinguish your several cousins;—the gentle and generous temper of the benevolent Rashleigh,—the temperance of Percie,—the cool courage of Thorncliff,—John's skill in dog-breaking,—Dickon's aptitude to betting,—all exhibited by the single individual, Mr. Francis, and that with a selection of time, place, and circumstance, worthy the taste and sagacity of the sapient Wilfred.”

"You really do yourself a disservice," said the ruthless monitor. "From what I saw and have heard since, you've managed, in just one evening, to showcase all the various impressive traits that define your cousins: the kind and generous nature of the thoughtful Rashleigh, the self-restraint of Percie, the calm bravery of Thorncliff, John's expertise in training dogs, and Dickon's knack for gambling—all embodied by one person, Mr. Francis, and presented with a sense of timing, place, and situation that reflects the insight and discernment of the wise Wilfred."

“Have a little mercy, Miss Vernon,” said I; for I confess I thought the schooling as severe as the case merited, especially considering from what quarter it came, “and forgive me if I suggest, as an excuse for follies I am not usually guilty of, the custom of this house and country. I am far from approving of it; but we have Shakspeare's authority for saying, that good wine is a good familiar creature, and that any man living may be overtaken at some time.”

“Have a little mercy, Miss Vernon,” I said; because I admit I thought the training was as harsh as needed, especially considering where it came from, “and forgive me if I suggest, as a reason for mistakes I don’t usually make, the customs of this house and country. I definitely don’t agree with it; but we have Shakespeare's authority to say that good wine is a good companion, and that any person can have a moment like that at some point.”

“Ay, Mr. Francis, but he places the panegyric and the apology in the mouth of the greatest villain his pencil has drawn. I will not, however, abuse the advantage your quotation has given me, by overwhelming you with the refutation with which the victim Cassio replies to the tempter Iago. I only wish you to know, that there is one person at least sorry to see a youth of talents and expectations sink into the slough in which the inhabitants of this house are nightly wallowing.”

“Ay, Mr. Francis, but he puts the praise and the apology in the mouth of the worst villain he's ever created. However, I won’t take advantage of your quote by bombarding you with the response that the victim Cassio gives to the manipulative Iago. I just want you to know that there’s at least one person who feels sorry to see a talented young man with potential get stuck in the muck where the people in this house are wallowing every night.”

“I have but wet my shoe, I assure you, Miss Vernon, and am too sensible of the filth of the puddle to step farther in.”

“I’ve only just wet my shoe, I promise you, Miss Vernon, and I’m too aware of the muck in the puddle to step any further in.”

“If such be your resolution,” she replied, “it is a wise one. But I was so much vexed at what I heard, that your concerns have pressed before my own,—You behaved to me yesterday, during dinner, as if something had been told you which lessened or lowered me in your opinion—I beg leave to ask you what it was?”

“If that’s what you’ve decided,” she said, “it’s a smart choice. But I was so upset by what I heard that your worries took precedence over mine. You treated me yesterday at dinner as if something had been said to you that changed how you see me. May I ask what it was?”

I was stupified. The direct bluntness of the demand was much in the style one gentleman uses to another, when requesting explanation of any part of his conduct in a good-humoured yet determined manner, and was totally devoid of the circumlocutions, shadings, softenings, and periphrasis, which usually accompany explanations betwixt persons of different sexes in the higher orders of society.

I was shocked. The directness of the request was very much like how one man speaks to another when asking for clarification about his behavior in a good-natured but firm way. It completely lacked the roundabout language, subtle hints, softening tones, and euphemisms that usually come with discussions between men and women in upper society.

I remained completely embarrassed; for it pressed on my recollection, that Rashleigh's communications, supposing them to be correct, ought to have rendered Miss Vernon rather an object of my compassion than of my pettish resentment; and had they furnished the best apology possible for my own conduct, still I must have had the utmost difficulty in detailing what inferred such necessary and natural offence to Miss Vernon's feelings. She observed my hesitation, and proceeded, in a tone somewhat more peremptory, but still temperate and civil—“I hope Mr. Osbaldistone does not dispute my title to request this explanation. I have no relative who can protect me; it is, therefore, just that I be permitted to protect myself.”

I felt totally embarrassed because it kept reminding me that, if Rashleigh's claims were true, I should see Miss Vernon more as someone to pity than someone to be annoyed with. Even if they had given the best excuse possible for my own behavior, I would still struggle to explain how I caused any offense to Miss Vernon's feelings. She noticed my hesitation and continued, in a tone that was a bit more assertive but still calm and polite, “I hope Mr. Osbaldistone doesn’t challenge my right to ask for this explanation. I have no family who can defend me, so it’s only fair that I be allowed to defend myself.”

I endeavoured with hesitation to throw the blame of my rude behaviour upon indisposition—upon disagreeable letters from London. She suffered me to exhaust my apologies, and fairly to run myself aground, listening all the while with a smile of absolute incredulity.

I tried, hesitantly, to blame my rude behavior on feeling unwell—on unpleasant letters from London. She let me go on with my apologies until I fully wore myself out, all while listening with a smile of complete disbelief.

“And now, Mr. Francis, having gone through your prologue of excuses, with the same bad grace with which all prologues are delivered, please to draw the curtain, and show me that which I desire to see. In a word, let me know what Rashleigh says of me; for he is the grand engineer and first mover of all the machinery of Osbaldistone Hall.”

"And now, Mr. Francis, after listening to your long list of excuses, delivered with the same awkwardness that all introductions have, please pull back the curtain and show me what I want to see. In short, I want to know what Rashleigh thinks of me; he's the mastermind and the driving force behind everything happening at Osbaldistone Hall."

“But, supposing there was anything to tell, Miss Vernon, what does he deserve that betrays the secrets of one ally to another?—Rashleigh, you yourself told me, remained your ally, though no longer your friend.”

“But, assuming there was anything to share, Miss Vernon, what does he deserve for betraying the secrets of one ally to another?—Rashleigh, you yourself told me, remained your ally, although he was no longer your friend.”

“I have neither patience for evasion, nor inclination for jesting, on the present subject. Rashleigh cannot—ought not—dare not, hold any language respecting me, Diana Vernon, but what I may demand to hear repeated. That there are subjects of secrecy and confidence between us, is most certain; but to such, his communications to you could have no relation; and with such, I, as an individual, have no concern.”

"I have no patience for avoidance or joking about this topic. Rashleigh cannot—should not—dare to speak about me, Diana Vernon, in any way that I wouldn't want to hear repeated. It's clear that there are matters of secrecy and trust between us, but his talks with you have nothing to do with that, and I, as an individual, am not involved."

I had by this time recovered my presence of mind, and hastily determined to avoid making any disclosure of what Rashleigh had told me in a sort of confidence. There was something unworthy in retailing private conversation; it could, I thought, do no good, and must necessarily give Miss Vernon great pain. I therefore replied, gravely, “that nothing but frivolous talk had passed between Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone and me on the state of the family at the Hall; and I protested, that nothing had been said which left a serious impression to her disadvantage. As a gentleman,” I said, “I could not be more explicit in reporting private conversation.”

By this point, I had regained my composure and quickly decided to avoid sharing what Rashleigh had told me in confidence. It felt wrong to repeat private conversations; I believed it wouldn’t help anyone and would only cause Miss Vernon significant distress. So, I responded seriously, “Only trivial talk occurred between Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone and me regarding the family situation at the Hall, and I assure you that nothing was said that would leave a negative impression of her. As a gentleman,” I stated, “I couldn’t be more specific in discussing private conversations.”

She started up with the animation of a Camilla about to advance into battle. “This shall not serve your turn, sir,—I must have another answer from you.” Her features kindled—her brow became flushed—her eye glanced wild-fire as she proceeded—“I demand such an explanation, as a woman basely slandered has a right to demand from every man who calls himself a gentleman—as a creature, motherless, friendless, alone in the world, left to her own guidance and protection, has a right to require from every being having a happier lot, in the name of that God who sent them into the world to enjoy, and her to suffer. You shall not deny me—or,” she added, looking solemnly upwards, “you will rue your denial, if there is justice for wrong either on earth or in heaven.”

She sparked to life like a character ready to head into battle. “This isn’t going to work for you, sir—I need a different answer.” Her features lit up—her forehead flushed—her eyes sparkled wildly as she continued—“I demand an explanation, just like any woman who has been falsely accused deserves from any man who calls himself a gentleman—just like a creature without a mother, without friends, all alone in the world, deserves from anyone who has a better life, in the name of that God who brought them into the world to enjoy, and her to suffer. You will not deny me—or,” she added, looking seriously upward, “you will regret your refusal if there is justice for wrongs either on this earth or in heaven.”

I was utterly astonished at her vehemence, but felt, thus conjured, that it became my duty to lay aside scrupulous delicacy, and gave her briefly, but distinctly, the heads of the information which Rashleigh had conveyed to me.

I was completely shocked by her intensity, but felt that, given the situation, it was my responsibility to set aside my hesitation and briefly, but clearly, share the main points of the information that Rashleigh had given me.

She sate down and resumed her composure, as soon as I entered upon the subject, and when I stopped to seek for the most delicate turn of expression, she repeatedly interrupted me with “Go on—pray, go on; the first word which occurs to you is the plainest, and must be the best. Do not think of my feelings, but speak as you would to an unconcerned third party.”

She sat down and collected herself as soon as I brought up the topic, and when I paused to find the right words, she kept interrupting me with, “Go on—please, go on; the first word that comes to mind is the simplest and should be the best. Don’t worry about how I feel, just speak as you would to someone who doesn’t care.”

Thus urged and encouraged, I stammered through all the account which Rashleigh had given of her early contract to marry an Osbaldistone, and of the uncertainty and difficulty of her choice; and there I would willingly have paused. But her penetration discovered that there was still something behind, and even guessed to what it related.

Thus urged and encouraged, I stumbled through the whole story that Rashleigh had told about her early engagement to marry an Osbaldistone, and about the uncertainty and difficulty of her choice; and I would have gladly stopped there. But her insight revealed that there was still something more to say, and she even guessed what it was about.

“Well, it was ill-natured of Rashleigh to tell this tale on me. I am like the poor girl in the fairy tale, who was betrothed in her cradle to the Black Bear of Norway, but complained chiefly of being called Bruin's bride by her companions at school. But besides all this, Rashleigh said something of himself with relation to me—Did he not?”

"Well, it was mean of Rashleigh to spread this story about me. I'm like the poor girl in the fairy tale who was promised to the Black Bear of Norway when she was just a baby, but what bothered her most was being called Bruin's bride by her classmates. But aside from all that, Rashleigh mentioned something about himself in connection to me—didn't he?"

“He certainly hinted, that were it not for the idea of supplanting his brother, he would now, in consequence of his change of profession, be desirous that the word Rashleigh should fill up the blank in the dispensation, instead of the word Thorncliff.”

“He definitely suggested that if it weren’t for wanting to take his brother’s place, he would now, because of his career change, prefer the name Rashleigh to be in the blank on the document instead of Thorncliff.”

“Ay? indeed?” she replied—“was he so very condescending?—Too much honour for his humble handmaid, Diana Vernon—And she, I suppose, was to be enraptured with joy could such a substitute be effected?”

“Ay? Really?” she replied. “Was he that condescending? Too much honor for his humble servant, Diana Vernon. And I guess I was supposed to be over the moon with joy if such a replacement could be made?”

“To confess the truth, he intimated as much, and even farther insinuated”—

“To tell the truth, he hinted at that, and even suggested more—”

“What?—Let me hear it all!” she exclaimed, hastily.

“What?—Tell me everything!” she said quickly.

“That he had broken off your mutual intimacy, lest it should have given rise to an affection by which his destination to the church would not permit him to profit.”

"That he ended your relationship so it wouldn't lead to feelings that his path to the church wouldn’t allow him to pursue."

“I am obliged to him for his consideration,” replied Miss Vernon, every feature of her fine countenance taxed to express the most supreme degree of scorn and contempt. She paused a moment, and then said, with her usual composure, “There is but little I have heard from you which I did not expect to hear, and which I ought not to have expected; because, bating one circumstance, it is all very true. But as there are some poisons so active, that a few drops, it is said, will infect a whole fountain, so there is one falsehood in Rashleigh's communication, powerful enough to corrupt the whole well in which Truth herself is said to have dwelt. It is the leading and foul falsehood, that, knowing Rashleigh as I have reason too well to know him, any circumstance on earth could make me think of sharing my lot with him. No,” she continued with a sort of inward shuddering that seemed to express involuntary horror, “any lot rather than that—the sot, the gambler, the bully, the jockey, the insensate fool, were a thousand times preferable to Rashleigh:—the convent—the jail—the grave, shall be welcome before them all.”

“I owe him for his consideration,” Miss Vernon replied, every feature of her beautiful face straining to show the highest level of scorn and contempt. She paused for a moment and then said, with her usual calmness, “There’s very little I’ve heard from you that I didn’t expect, and that I shouldn’t have expected; because, aside from one thing, it’s all quite true. But just like some poisons are so potent that even a few drops can taint an entire fountain, there’s one lie in Rashleigh’s message strong enough to taint the entire well where Truth herself is said to have lived. It’s the main and disgusting lie that, knowing Rashleigh as I know him all too well, there’s anything that could make me consider sharing my life with him. No,” she continued with a kind of inward shudder that seemed to show involuntary horror, “any fate is better than that— the drunkard, the gambler, the bully, the horse racer, the mindless fool, are all a thousand times better than Rashleigh:—the convent—the jail—the grave would all be welcome before any of them.”

There was a sad and melancholy cadence in her voice, corresponding with the strange and interesting romance of her situation. So young, so beautiful, so untaught, so much abandoned to herself, and deprived of all the support which her sex derives from the countenance and protection of female friends, and even of that degree of defence which arises from the forms with which the sex are approached in civilised life,—it is scarce metaphorical to say, that my heart bled for her. Yet there was an expression of dignity in her contempt of ceremony—of upright feeling in her disdain of falsehood—of firm resolution in the manner in which she contemplated the dangers by which she was surrounded, which blended my pity with the warmest admiration. She seemed a princess deserted by her subjects, and deprived of her power, yet still scorning those formal regulations of society which are created for persons of an inferior rank; and, amid her difficulties, relying boldly and confidently on the justice of Heaven, and the unshaken constancy of her own mind.

There was a sad and melancholy tone in her voice, reflecting the strange and intriguing nature of her situation. So young, so beautiful, so untrained, so reliant on herself, and lacking all the support that women usually get from the presence and protection of female friends, and even the basic safety that comes from how women are treated in civilized society—it’s not an exaggeration to say that my heart ached for her. Yet, there was a sense of dignity in her disregard for social niceties—a sense of integrity in her rejection of falsehood—and a strong determination in how she faced the dangers surrounding her, which mixed my compassion with deep admiration. She seemed like a princess abandoned by her subjects, stripped of her power, yet still dismissing the formal rules of society meant for those of lower status; and, amid her challenges, she confidently relied on the justice of fate and the steadfastness of her own mind.

I offered to express the mingled feelings of sympathy and admiration with which her unfortunate situation and her high spirit combined to impress me, but she imposed silence on me at once.

I wanted to share the mixed feelings of sympathy and admiration that her unfortunate situation and strong spirit inspired in me, but she silenced me immediately.

“I told you in jest,” she said, “that I disliked compliments—I now tell you in earnest, that I do not ask sympathy, and that I despise consolation. What I have borne, I have borne—What I am to bear I will sustain as I may; no word of commiseration can make a burden feel one feather's weight lighter to the slave who must carry it. There is only one human being who could have assisted me, and that is he who has rather chosen to add to my embarrassment—Rashleigh Osbaldistone.—Yes! the time once was that I might have learned to love that man—But, great God! the purpose for which he insinuated himself into the confidence of one already so forlorn—the undeviating and continued assiduity with which he pursued that purpose from year to year, without one single momentary pause of remorse or compassion—the purpose for which he would have converted into poison the food he administered to my mind—Gracious Providence! what should I have been in this world, and the next, in body and soul, had I fallen under the arts of this accomplished villain!”

“I was joking when I said I disliked compliments,” she said, “but now I’m serious: I don’t want sympathy, and I can't stand consolation. What I’ve gone through, I’ve gone through—what’s coming, I’ll handle as best I can; no words of pity can make a burden feel any lighter to the one who has to carry it. There’s only one person who could have helped me, and he’s the one who has chosen to add to my discomfort—Rashleigh Osbaldistone. Yes! There was a time when I could have learned to love that man—But, oh my God! the reason he wormed his way into the trust of someone so lost—his relentless and consistent effort to pursue that goal year after year, without a single moment of remorse or compassion—the way he would have turned the nourishment of my mind into poison—Thank God! what would I have become in this world and the next, in body and soul, if I had fallen for the schemes of this smooth-talking villain!”

I was so much struck with the scene of perfidious treachery which these words disclosed, that I rose from my chair hardly knowing what I did, laid my hand on the hilt of my sword, and was about to leave the apartment in search of him on whom I might discharge my just indignation. Almost breathless, and with eyes and looks in which scorn and indignation had given way to the most lively alarm, Miss Vernon threw herself between me and the door of the apartment.

I was so shocked by the scene of betrayal that these words revealed, that I stood up from my chair almost in a daze, put my hand on the hilt of my sword, and was about to leave the room to find the person I could unleash my justified anger on. Almost out of breath, and with a look in my eyes that showed how much scorn and anger had turned into intense alarm, Miss Vernon stepped in front of me and blocked the door.

“Stay!” she said—“stay!—however just your resentment, you do not know half the secrets of this fearful prison-house.” She then glanced her eyes anxiously round the room, and sunk her voice almost to a whisper—“He bears a charmed life; you cannot assail him without endangering other lives, and wider destruction. Had it been otherwise, in some hour of justice he had hardly been safe, even from this weak hand. I told you,” she said, motioning me back to my seat, “that I needed no comforter. I now tell you I need no avenger.”

“Stay!” she said—“stay!—no matter how justified your anger is, you don’t know half the secrets of this terrifying place.” She then looked around the room anxiously and lowered her voice to nearly a whisper—“He has a protected life; you can’t attack him without putting other lives at risk and causing even greater destruction. If things were different, during some moment of justice, he wouldn’t have been safe even from this feeble hand. I told you,” she said, gesturing for me to sit back down, “that I didn’t need anyone to comfort me. Now I’m telling you I don’t need anyone to take revenge.”

I resumed my seat mechanically, musing on what she said, and recollecting also, what had escaped me in my first glow of resentment, that I had no title whatever to constitute myself Miss Vernon's champion. She paused to let her own emotions and mine subside, and then addressed me with more composure.

I sat back down automatically, thinking about what she said, and remembering too, what I had overlooked in my initial anger, that I had no right at all to consider myself Miss Vernon's defender. She took a moment to let our emotions settle, and then spoke to me with more calmness.

“I have already said that there is a mystery connected with Rashleigh, of a dangerous and fatal nature. Villain as he is, and as he knows he stands convicted in my eyes, I cannot—dare not, openly break with or defy him. You also, Mr. Osbaldistone, must bear with him with patience, foil his artifices by opposing to them prudence, not violence; and, above all, you must avoid such scenes as that of last night, which cannot but give him perilous advantages over you. This caution I designed to give you, and it was the object with which I desired this interview; but I have extended my confidence farther than I proposed.”

“I’ve already mentioned that there’s a dangerous and deadly mystery connected to Rashleigh. Even though he’s a villain and knows that I see him as one, I can’t—dare not—openly confront or defy him. You, too, Mr. Osbaldistone, need to tolerate him with patience, counter his schemes with carefulness, not aggression; and, most importantly, you must avoid situations like last night, which can only give him dangerous leverage over you. This caution is what I intended to share with you, and it was the main reason I wanted this meeting; yet I’ve ended up sharing more than I planned.”

I assured her it was not misplaced.

I assured her it wasn’t lost.

“I do not believe that it is,” she replied. “You have that in your face and manners which authorises trust. Let us continue to be friends. You need not fear,” she said, laughing, while she blushed a little, yet speaking with a free and unembarrassed voice, “that friendship with us should prove only a specious name, as the poet says, for another feeling. I belong, in habits of thinking and acting, rather to your sex, with which I have always been brought up, than to my own. Besides, the fatal veil was wrapt round me in my cradle; for you may easily believe I have never thought of the detestable condition under which I may remove it. The time,” she added, “for expressing my final determination is not arrived, and I would fain have the freedom of wild heath and open air with the other commoners of nature, as long as I can be permitted to enjoy them. And now that the passage in Dante is made so clear, pray go and see what has become of the badger-baiters. My head aches so much that I cannot join the party.”

“I don't think that's true,” she replied. “You have something in your expression and behavior that inspires trust. Let's stay friends. You don't have to worry,” she said, laughing and blushing a little, yet speaking clearly and confidently, “that our friendship will just be a fancy term, as the poet says, for something else. I tend, in my thoughts and actions, to align more with your gender, which I've always been raised around, than with my own. Besides, I've been wrapped in a burdensome veil since birth; you can easily believe that I've never considered the horrible circumstances under which I might be able to remove it. The time,” she added, “for stating my final decision hasn't come yet, and I would really like to enjoy the freedom of the wild heath and fresh air with the other commoners of nature, for as long as I'm allowed to enjoy them. And now that the passage in Dante is so clear, please go find out what happened to the badger-baiters. My head hurts so much that I can't join the group.”

I left the library, but not to join the hunters. I felt that a solitary walk was necessary to compose my spirits before I again trusted myself in Rashleigh's company, whose depth of calculating villany had been so strikingly exposed to me. In Dubourg's family (as he was of the reformed persuasion) I had heard many a tale of Romish priests who gratified, at the expense of friendship, hospitality, and the most sacred ties of social life, those passions, the blameless indulgence of which is denied by the rules of their order. But the deliberate system of undertaking the education of a deserted orphan of noble birth, and so intimately allied to his own family, with the perfidious purpose of ultimately seducing her, detailed as it was by the intended victim with all the glow of virtuous resentment, seemed more atrocious to me than the worst of the tales I had heard at Bourdeaux, and I felt it would be extremely difficult for me to meet Rashleigh, and yet to suppress the abhorrence with which he impressed me. Yet this was absolutely necessary, not only on account of the mysterious charge which Diana had given me, but because I had, in reality, no ostensible ground for quarrelling with him.

I left the library, but not to join the hunters. I felt that a solitary walk was necessary to clear my mind before I faced Rashleigh again, especially after seeing how deviously manipulative he could be. In Dubourg's family (since he was of the reformed faith), I had heard many stories about Catholic priests who pursued their desires at the expense of friendship, hospitality, and the most sacred social ties, passions that their order forbids them to indulge in. However, the calculated plan to take in a deserted orphan of noble birth, closely related to his own family, with the treacherous aim of eventually seducing her—described by the intended victim with all the righteous anger she could muster—seemed more appalling to me than the worst stories I'd heard in Bordeaux. I realized it would be extremely hard for me to meet Rashleigh without displaying the disgust he evoked in me. Yet, this was absolutely necessary, not only because of the mysterious duty Diana had given me but also because I had no clear reason to argue with him.

I therefore resolved, as far as possible, to meet Rashleigh's dissimulation with equal caution on my part during our residence in the same family; and when he should depart for London, I resolved to give Owen at least such a hint of his character as might keep him on his guard over my father's interests. Avarice or ambition, I thought, might have as great, or greater charms, for a mind constituted like Rashleigh's, than unlawful pleasure; the energy of his character, and his power of assuming all seeming good qualities, were likely to procure him a high degree of confidence, and it was not to be hoped that either good faith or gratitude would prevent him from abusing it. The task was somewhat difficult, especially in my circumstances, since the caution which I threw out might be imputed to jealousy of my rival, or rather my successor, in my father's favour. Yet I thought it absolutely necessary to frame such a letter, leaving it to Owen, who, in his own line, was wary, prudent, and circumspect, to make the necessary use of his knowledge of Rashleigh's true character. Such a letter, therefore, I indited, and despatched to the post-house by the first opportunity.

I decided, as much as I could, to respond to Rashleigh's deception with the same level of caution during the time we lived together. When he left for London, I intended to give Owen at least enough of a hint about Rashleigh's true nature to keep him alert regarding my father's interests. I believed that greed or ambition could be just as appealing, if not more so, for someone like Rashleigh than immoral pleasure; his strong personality and ability to appear virtuous were likely to earn him a lot of trust, and I couldn't expect good faith or gratitude to stop him from taking advantage of it. This task was quite challenging, especially given my situation, since any precautions I took could be seen as jealousy toward my rival—or rather, my father's potential new favorite. Still, I thought it was essential to write such a letter, leaving it to Owen, who was careful, wise, and discreet in his own way, to use his understanding of Rashleigh's true character wisely. So, I wrote that letter and sent it to the post office at the earliest opportunity.

At my meeting with Rashleigh, he, as well as I, appeared to have taken up distant ground, and to be disposed to avoid all pretext for collision. He was probably conscious that Miss Vernon's communications had been unfavourable to him, though he could not know that they extended to discovering his meditated villany towards her. Our intercourse, therefore, was reserved on both sides, and turned on subjects of little interest. Indeed, his stay at Osbaldistone Hall did not exceed a few days after this period, during which I only remarked two circumstances respecting him. The first was the rapid and almost intuitive manner in which his powerful and active mind seized upon and arranged the elementary principles necessary to his new profession, which he now studied hard, and occasionally made parade of his progress, as if to show me how light it was for him to lift the burden which I had flung down from very weariness and inability to carry it. The other remarkable circumstance was, that, notwithstanding the injuries with which Miss Vernon charged Rashleigh, they had several private interviews together of considerable length, although their bearing towards each other in public did not seem more cordial than usual.

At my meeting with Rashleigh, both he and I seemed to have taken a step back and wanted to avoid any reason to clash. He probably realized that Miss Vernon had given him a negative impression, although he couldn’t know that she had also uncovered his planned wrongdoing towards her. So, our conversations were cautious on both sides and revolved around uninteresting topics. In fact, his stay at Osbaldistone Hall didn’t last more than a few days after this, during which I only noticed two things about him. The first was the quick and almost instinctive way his sharp and active mind grasped and organized the basic principles necessary for his new profession, which he studied diligently and occasionally showed off his progress, as if to demonstrate how easily he could manage the burden that I had dropped out of sheer exhaustion and inability to carry it. The other noteworthy thing was that, despite the accusations Miss Vernon directed at Rashleigh, they had several private meetings of considerable length, even though their public interactions didn’t appear any more friendly than usual.

When the day of Rashleigh's departure arrived, his father bade him farewell with indifference; his brothers with the ill-concealed glee of school-boys who see their task-master depart for a season, and feel a joy which they dare not express; and I myself with cold politeness. When he approached Miss Vernon, and would have saluted her she drew back with a look of haughty disdain; but said, as she extended her hand to him, “Farewell, Rashleigh; God reward you for the good you have done, and forgive you for the evil you have meditated.”

When the day came for Rashleigh to leave, his father said goodbye with indifference; his brothers showed the barely hidden delight of schoolboys who watch their strict teacher leave for a while, feeling a joy they can’t openly express; and I offered him a polite and distant farewell. As he approached Miss Vernon and tried to greet her, she stepped back with a look of haughty disdain but then extended her hand and said, “Goodbye, Rashleigh; may God reward you for the good you’ve done and forgive you for the wrong you’ve planned.”

“Amen, my fair cousin,” he replied, with an air of sanctity, which belonged, I thought, to the seminary of Saint Omers; “happy is he whose good intentions have borne fruit in deeds, and whose evil thoughts have perished in the blossom.”

“Amen, my lovely cousin,” he replied, with a sense of holiness that I thought was typical of the seminary of Saint Omers; “blessed is the one whose good intentions have led to actions, and whose bad thoughts have faded away.”

These were his parting words. “Accomplished hypocrite!” said Miss Vernon to me, as the door closed behind him—“how nearly can what we most despise and hate, approach in outward manner to that which we most venerate!”

These were his final words. “You accomplished hypocrite!” Miss Vernon said to me as the door shut behind him—“how closely can what we most despise and hate resemble in appearance that which we most admire!”

I had written to my father by Rashleigh, and also a few lines to Owen, besides the confidential letter which I have already mentioned, and which I thought it more proper and prudent to despatch by another conveyance. In these epistles, it would have been natural for me to have pointed out to my father and my friend, that I was at present in a situation where I could improve myself in no respect, unless in the mysteries of hunting and hawking; and where I was not unlikely to forget, in the company of rude grooms and horse-boys, any useful knowledge or elegant accomplishments which I had hitherto acquired. It would also have been natural that I should have expressed the disgust and tedium which I was likely to feel among beings whose whole souls were centred in field-sports or more degrading pastimes—that I should have complained of the habitual intemperance of the family in which I was a guest, and the difficulty and almost resentment with which my uncle, Sir Hildebrand, received any apology for deserting the bottle. This last, indeed, was a topic on which my father, himself a man of severe temperance, was likely to be easily alarmed, and to have touched upon this spring would to a certainty have opened the doors of my prison-house, and would either have been the means of abridging my exile, or at least would have procured me a change of residence during my rustication.

I wrote to my father through Rashleigh and also sent a few notes to Owen, along with the confidential letter I mentioned earlier, which I thought was better to send by a different means. In these letters, I could have naturally pointed out to my father and my friend that I was currently in a situation where I couldn't improve myself in any way except for learning about hunting and hawking, and where I might likely forget any useful knowledge or refined skills I had learned so far, surrounded by rough grooms and stable boys. It would also have been expected for me to express my disgust and boredom being with people who were completely focused on field sports or even more degrading activities—that I should have complained about the constant drunkenness of the family I was staying with, and how my uncle, Sir Hildebrand, reacted with difficulty and even resentment whenever I tried to excuse myself from drinking. This last topic was something my father, a man of strict temperance, would definitely be alarmed by, and bringing this up would surely have opened the doors of my confinement, possibly shortening my exile or at least getting me a change of scenery during my time away.

I say, my dear Tresham, that, considering how very unpleasant a prolonged residence at Osbaldistone Hall must have been to a young man of my age, and with my habits, it might have seemed very natural that I should have pointed out all these disadvantages to my father, in order to obtain his consent for leaving my uncle's mansion. Nothing, however, is more certain, than that I did not say a single word to this purpose in my letters to my father and Owen. If Osbaldistone Hall had been Athens in all its pristine glory of learning, and inhabited by sages, heroes, and poets, I could not have expressed less inclination to leave it.

I tell you, my dear Tresham, that considering how uncomfortable a long stay at Osbaldistone Hall must have been for a young man like me, it would have made sense for me to mention these drawbacks to my father to get his permission to leave my uncle's house. However, the truth is that I didn’t mention any of this in my letters to my father and Owen. Even if Osbaldistone Hall had been like Athens in its golden age of knowledge, filled with wise men, heroes, and poets, I couldn't have shown less desire to leave it.

If thou hast any of the salt of youth left in thee, Tresham, thou wilt be at no loss to account for my silence on a topic seemingly so obvious. Miss Vernon's extreme beauty, of which she herself seemed so little conscious—her romantic and mysterious situation—the evils to which she was exposed—the courage with which she seemed to face them—her manners, more frank than belonged to her sex, yet, as it seemed to me, exceeding in frankness only from the dauntless consciousness of her innocence,—above all, the obvious and flattering distinction which she made in my favour over all other persons, were at once calculated to interest my best feelings, to excite my curiosity, awaken my imagination, and gratify my vanity. I dared not, indeed, confess to myself the depth of the interest with which Miss Vernon inspired me, or the large share which she occupied in my thoughts. We read together, walked together, rode together, and sate together. The studies which she had broken off upon her quarrel with Rashleigh, she now resumed, under the auspices of a tutor whose views were more sincere, though his capacity was far more limited.

If you still have any of the youthful spirit left in you, Tresham, you won’t struggle to understand why I’ve kept quiet about something that seems so obvious. Miss Vernon's stunning beauty, which she didn't seem fully aware of—her romantic and mysterious situation— the dangers she faced—the bravery with which she appeared to confront them—her manner, which was more open than usually expected from her gender, yet seemed to exceed that openness only because of her fearless innocence—above all, the clear and flattering preference she showed me over everyone else, all of this stirred my deepest feelings, sparked my curiosity, ignited my imagination, and satisfied my ego. I couldn’t admit to myself just how deeply Miss Vernon fascinated me or how much she occupied my thoughts. We read together, walked together, rode together, and sat together. The studies she had set aside after her argument with Rashleigh, she now picked back up, under a tutor whose intentions were more genuine, even if his abilities were quite limited.

In truth, I was by no means qualified to assist her in the prosecution of several profound studies which she had commenced with Rashleigh, and which appeared to me more fitted for a churchman than for a beautiful female. Neither can I conceive with what view he should have engaged Diana in the gloomy maze of casuistry which schoolmen called philosophy, or in the equally abstruse though more certain sciences of mathematics and astronomy; unless it were to break down and confound in her mind the difference and distinction between the sexes, and to habituate her to trains of subtle reasoning, by which he might at his own time invest that which is wrong with the colour of that which is right. It was in the same spirit, though in the latter case the evil purpose was more obvious, that the lessons of Rashleigh had encouraged Miss Vernon in setting at nought and despising the forms and ceremonial limits which are drawn round females in modern society. It is true, she was sequestrated from all female company, and could not learn the usual rules of decorum, either from example or precept; yet such was her innate modesty, and accurate sense of what was right and wrong, that she would not of herself have adopted the bold uncompromising manner which struck me with so much surprise on our first acquaintance, had she not been led to conceive that a contempt of ceremony indicated at once superiority of understanding and the confidence of conscious innocence. Her wily instructor had, no doubt, his own views in levelling those outworks which reserve and caution erect around virtue. But for these, and for his other crimes, he has long since answered at a higher tribunal.

Honestly, I wasn’t at all qualified to help her with the intense studies she had started with Rashleigh, which seemed to me more suited for a clergyman than a beautiful woman. I can’t figure out why he would have involved Diana in the complicated maze of ethics that scholars refer to as philosophy, or in the equally complicated but more straightforward fields of mathematics and astronomy; unless it was to confuse her about the differences between genders and to get her used to complex reasoning that could later be used to disguise wrong as right. Similarly, though in that case the malicious intent was clearer, Rashleigh's teachings had encouraged Miss Vernon to disregard and scorn the social norms and boundaries that are imposed on women in modern society. It’s true that she was isolated from all female company and couldn’t learn the usual rules of proper behavior through either example or instruction; yet her natural modesty and keen sense of right and wrong meant that she wouldn’t have adopted the bold, unapologetic manner that surprised me so much when we first met, had she not been led to believe that a disregard for social norms demonstrated both superior understanding and the confidence of genuine innocence. Rashleigh, without a doubt, had his own motives for undermining the defenses that reserve and caution build around virtue. But for those actions and his other sins, he has long since faced judgment from a higher court.

Besides the progress which Miss Vernon, whose powerful mind readily adopted every means of information offered to it, had made in more abstract science, I found her no contemptible linguist, and well acquainted both with ancient and modern literature. Were it not that strong talents will often go farthest when they seem to have least assistance, it would be almost incredible to tell the rapidity of Miss Vernon's progress in knowledge; and it was still more extraordinary, when her stock of mental acquisitions from books was compared with her total ignorance of actual life. It seemed as if she saw and knew everything, except what passed in the world around her;—and I believe it was this very ignorance and simplicity of thinking upon ordinary subjects, so strikingly contrasted with her fund of general knowledge and information, which rendered her conversation so irresistibly fascinating, and rivetted the attention to whatever she said or did; since it was absolutely impossible to anticipate whether her next word or action was to display the most acute perception, or the most profound simplicity. The degree of danger which necessarily attended a youth of my age and keen feelings from remaining in close and constant intimacy with an object so amiable, and so peculiarly interesting, all who remember their own sentiments at my age may easily estimate.

Besides the progress Miss Vernon made with her sharp mind that quickly absorbed any information presented to her, I found her to be quite a skilled linguist and well-versed in both ancient and modern literature. If it weren’t for the fact that strong talents often thrive best when they appear to have the least support, it would be hard to believe how quickly Miss Vernon gained knowledge. It was even more astonishing when you compared her extensive reading with her complete lack of experience in real life. It seemed like she understood everything except what was happening around her; and I think this very ignorance and straightforward way of thinking about everyday topics, which was strikingly contrasted with her wealth of general knowledge, made her conversation utterly captivating and held everyone's attention to whatever she said or did, as it was impossible to predict whether her next words or actions would show keen insight or utter simplicity. The amount of risk I faced as a young person with intense feelings from being in close and constant contact with someone so charming and uniquely intriguing is something anyone who remembers their feelings at my age can easily understand.





CHAPTER FOURTEENTH.

                 Yon lamp its line of quivering light
                      Shoots from my lady's bower;
                 But why should Beauty's lamp be bright
                      At midnight's lonely hour?
                                          OLD BALLAD.
                 That lamp, with its flickering light
                      Shines from my lady's chamber;
                 But why should Beauty's light be bright
                      At the lonely hour of midnight?
                                          OLD BALLAD.

The mode of life at Osbaldistone Hall was too uniform to admit of description. Diana Vernon and I enjoyed much of our time in our mutual studies; the rest of the family killed theirs in such sports and pastimes as suited the seasons, in which we also took a share. My uncle was a man of habits, and by habit became so much accustomed to my presence and mode of life, that, upon the whole, he was rather fond of me than otherwise. I might probably have risen yet higher in his good graces, had I employed the same arts for that purpose which were used by Rashleigh, who, availing himself of his father's disinclination to business, had gradually insinuated himself into the management of his property. But although I readily gave my uncle the advantage of my pen and my arithmetic so often as he desired to correspond with a neighbour, or settle with a tenant, and was, in so far, a more useful inmate in his family than any of his sons, yet I was not willing to oblige Sir Hildebrand by relieving him entirely from the management of his own affairs; so that, while the good knight admitted that nevoy Frank was a steady, handy lad, he seldom failed to remark in the same breath, that he did not think he should ha' missed Rashleigh so much as he was like to do.

Life at Osbaldistone Hall was too routine to describe. Diana Vernon and I spent a lot of our time engaged in our studies, while the rest of the family occupied theirs with various activities that suited the seasons, which we also participated in. My uncle was a man of habits, and he became accustomed to my presence and way of life, to the point where he actually grew quite fond of me. I could have probably won him over even more if I had used the same tactics as Rashleigh, who, taking advantage of his father's lack of interest in business, gradually managed the estate. However, while I readily helped my uncle with writing and arithmetic whenever he needed to correspond with a neighbor or deal with a tenant, making me more useful to him than any of his sons, I was not willing to take over all of his responsibilities. So, while the good knight acknowledged that nephew Frank was a reliable, capable young man, he often remarked in the same breath that he didn’t think he would miss Rashleigh as much as he was likely to.

As it is particularly unpleasant to reside in a family where we are at variance with any part of it, I made some efforts to overcome the ill-will which my cousins entertained against me. I exchanged my laced hat for a jockey-cap, and made some progress in their opinion; I broke a young colt in a manner which carried me further into their good graces. A bet or two opportunely lost to Dickon, and an extra health pledged with Percie, placed me on an easy and familiar footing with all the young squires, except Thorncliff.

It’s really uncomfortable to live in a family where there’s tension, so I tried to change my cousins’ bad opinion of me. I swapped my fancy hat for a jockey cap, which helped improve how they saw me. I also trained a young colt in a way that earned me more of their approval. A couple of bets I lost to Dickon and an extra drink shared with Percie helped me connect with all the young squires, except Thorncliff.

I have already noticed the dislike entertained against me by this young fellow, who, as he had rather more sense, had also a much worse temper, than any of his brethren. Sullen, dogged, and quarrelsome, he regarded my residence at Osbaldistone Hall as an intrusion, and viewed with envious and jealous eyes my intimacy with Diana Vernon, whom the effect proposed to be given to a certain family-compact assigned to him as an intended spouse. That he loved her, could scarcely be said, at least without much misapplication of the word; but he regarded her as something appropriated to himself, and resented internally the interference which he knew not how to prevent or interrupt. I attempted a tone of conciliation towards Thorncliff on several occasions; but he rejected my advances with a manner about as gracious as that of a growling mastiff, when the animal shuns and resents a stranger's attempts to caress him. I therefore abandoned him to his ill-humour, and gave myself no further trouble about the matter.

I've already noticed the dislike this young guy has for me. He’s got a bit more sense than his brothers, but his temper is way worse. Sullen, stubborn, and always ready for a fight, he saw my staying at Osbaldistone Hall as an unwelcome disruption and looked at my friendship with Diana Vernon with envy and jealousy, since a family arrangement had set her up to be his intended wife. It’s hard to say he really loved her, at least not without twisting the definition; he saw her as something meant for him and resented the interference he didn't know how to stop or deal with. I tried to be conciliatory towards Thorncliff several times, but he brushed me off with an attitude as welcoming as a growling mastiff rejecting a stranger's efforts to pet him. So, I decided to leave him to his bad mood and didn’t worry about it anymore.

Such was the footing upon which I stood with the family at Osbaldistone Hall; but I ought to mention another of its inmates with whom I occasionally held some discourse. This was Andrew Fairservice, the gardener who (since he had discovered that I was a Protestant) rarely suffered me to pass him without proffering his Scotch mull for a social pinch. There were several advantages attending this courtesy. In the first place, it was made at no expense, for I never took snuff; and secondly, it afforded an excellent apology to Andrew (who was not particularly fond of hard labour) for laying aside his spade for several minutes. But, above all, these brief interviews gave Andrew an opportunity of venting the news he had collected, or the satirical remarks which his shrewd northern humour suggested.

That was the relationship I had with the family at Osbaldistone Hall; but I should mention another member of the household with whom I sometimes chatted. This was Andrew Fairservice, the gardener who, after learning I was a Protestant, rarely let me walk by without offering his Scotch mull for a friendly pinch. There were several benefits to this gesture. First, it didn’t cost me anything since I never used snuff; and second, it gave Andrew—a guy not particularly keen on hard work—an excellent excuse to put down his spade for a few minutes. But most importantly, these short meetings allowed Andrew to share the gossip he had gathered, or the witty comments that his sharp northern humor inspired.

“I am saying, sir,” he said to me one evening, with a face obviously charged with intelligence, “I hae been down at the Trinlay-knowe.”

“I’m telling you, sir,” he said to me one evening, his face clearly full of insight, “I’ve been down at the Trinlay-knowe.”

“Well, Andrew, and I suppose you heard some news at the alehouse?”

“Well, Andrew, I guess you heard some news at the pub?”

“Na, sir; I never gang to the yillhouse—that is unless ony neighbour was to gie me a pint, or the like o' that; but to gang there on ane's ain coat-tail, is a waste o' precious time and hard-won siller.—But I was doun at the Trinlay-knowe, as I was saying, about a wee bit business o' my ain wi' Mattie Simpson, that wants a forpit or twa o' peers that will never be missed in the Ha'-house—and when we were at the thrangest o' our bargain, wha suld come in but Pate Macready the travelling merchant?”

“Not at all, sir; I never go to the pub—unless some neighbor gives me a pint or something like that; but going there on my own is just a waste of valuable time and hard-earned money.—But I was down at the Trinlay-knowe, as I was saying, about a little business of mine with Mattie Simpson, who needs a few batches of peats that won't be missed in the Ha'-house—and just when we were in the middle of our deal, who should come in but Pate Macready the traveling merchant?”

“Pedlar, I suppose you mean?”

"Do you mean peddler?"

“E'en as your honour likes to ca' him; but it's a creditable calling and a gainfu', and has been lang in use wi' our folk. Pate's a far-awa cousin o' mine, and we were blythe to meet wi' ane anither.”

“Even as your honor likes to call him; but it's a respectable job and a profitable one, and it has been practiced by our people for a long time. Pate's a distant cousin of mine, and we were happy to meet each other.”

“And you went and had a jug of ale together, I suppose, Andrew?—For Heaven's sake, cut short your story.”

“And you went and had a jug of beer together, I guess, Andrew?—For goodness' sake, get to the point.”

“Bide a wee—bide a wee; you southrons are aye in sic a hurry, and this is something concerns yourself, an ye wad tak patience to hear't—Yill?—deil a drap o' yill did Pate offer me; but Mattie gae us baith a drap skimmed milk, and ane o' her thick ait jannocks, that was as wat and raw as a divot. O for the bonnie girdle cakes o' the north!—and sae we sat doun and took out our clavers.”

“Wait a minute—wait a minute; you southerners are always in such a rush, and this is something that concerns you, if you would just take the time to listen—Beer?—not a drop of beer did Pate offer me; but Mattie gave us both a splash of skim milk and one of her thick oat cakes, which was as wet and raw as a sod. Oh, for the lovely girdle cakes of the north!—and so we sat down and started chatting.”

“I wish you would take them out just now. Pray, tell me the news, if you have got any worth telling, for I can't stop here all night.”

“I wish you would take them out right now. Please, tell me the news if you have any that’s worth sharing, because I can’t stay here all night.”

“Than, if ye maun hae't, the folk in Lunnun are a' clean wud about this bit job in the north here.”

"Then, if you have to, the people in London are all completely crazy about this work up north here."

“Clean wood! what's that?”

"Clean wood! What's that?"

“Ou, just real daft—neither to haud nor to bind—a' hirdy-girdy—clean through ither—the deil's ower Jock Wabster.”

“Or just really stupid—neither to hold nor to bind—a real mess—completely mixed up—the devil’s over Jock Wabster.”

Frank and Andrew Fairservice

“But what does all this mean? or what business have I with the devil or Jack Webster?”

“But what does all this mean? And what do I have to do with the devil or Jack Webster?”

“Umph!” said Andrew, looking extremely knowing, “it's just because—just that the dirdum's a' about yon man's pokmanty.”

“Umph!” said Andrew, looking very wise, “it's just because—just that the fuss is all about that man's nonsense.”

“Whose portmanteau? or what do you mean?”

“Whose suitcase? Or what are you talking about?”

“Ou, just the man Morris's, that he said he lost yonder: but if it's no your honour's affair, as little is it mine; and I mauna lose this gracious evening.”

“Or, just the guy Morris mentioned who he said he lost over there: but if it’s not your business, it’s definitely not mine; and I’m not going to waste this lovely evening.”

And, as if suddenly seized with a violent fit of industry, Andrew began to labour most diligently.

And, as if suddenly hit with a burst of energy, Andrew started to work really hard.

My attention, as the crafty knave had foreseen, was now arrested, and unwilling, at the same time, to acknowledge any particular interest in that affair, by asking direct questions, I stood waiting till the spirit of voluntary communication should again prompt him to resume his story. Andrew dug on manfully, and spoke at intervals, but nothing to the purpose of Mr. Macready's news; and I stood and listened, cursing him in my heart, and desirous at the same time to see how long his humour of contradiction would prevail over his desire of speaking upon the subject which was obviously uppermost in his mind.

My attention, as the clever trickster had predicted, was now caught, and unwilling to show any real interest in the situation by asking direct questions, I waited for him to feel inspired to continue his story. Andrew worked hard and spoke occasionally, but nothing related to Mr. Macready's news came up; I listened and silently cursed him while also being curious to see how long his stubbornness would keep him from discussing what was clearly on his mind.

“Am trenching up the sparry-grass, and am gaun to saw some Misegun beans; they winna want them to their swine's flesh, I'se warrant—muckle gude may it do them. And siclike dung as the grieve has gien me!—it should be wheat-strae, or aiten at the warst o't, and it's pease dirt, as fizzenless as chuckie-stanes. But the huntsman guides a' as he likes about the stable-yard, and he's selled the best o' the litter, I'se warrant. But, howsoever, we mauna lose a turn o' this Saturday at e'en, for the wather's sair broken, and if there's a fair day in seven, Sunday's sure to come and lick it up—Howsomever, I'm no denying that it may settle, if it be Heaven's will, till Monday morning,—and what's the use o' my breaking my back at this rate?—I think, I'll e'en awa' hame, for yon's the curfew, as they ca' their jowing-in bell.”

"I’m digging up the grass and planning to plant some Misegun beans; they won’t want them for their pig feed, I’ll bet—good luck to them. And the manure the manager gave me!—it should be wheat straw, or at least oats, and it’s just pea dirt, as useless as stones. But the huntsman runs everything as he pleases around the stable yard, and he’s sold off the best of the lot, I’ll bet. Anyway, we can’t miss our chance this Saturday evening, because the weather’s really bad, and if there’s a nice day in a week, Sunday’s sure to come and clear it up—Still, I won’t deny that it might settle down, if that’s what Heaven wants, until Monday morning—and what’s the point of me breaking my back like this?—I think I’ll just head home, because that’s the curfew bell ringing."

Accordingly, applying both his hands to his spade, he pitched it upright in the trench which he had been digging and, looking at me with the air of superiority of one who knows himself possessed of important information, which he may communicate or refuse at his pleasure, pulled down the sleeves of his shirt, and walked slowly towards his coat, which lay carefully folded up upon a neighbouring garden-seat.

So, using both hands on his spade, he stuck it straight up in the trench he had been digging and, looking at me with that confident vibe of someone who knows they have valuable information that they can share or keep to themselves whenever they want, he rolled down the sleeves of his shirt and strolled slowly towards his coat, which was neatly folded on a nearby garden bench.

“I must pay the penalty of having interrupted the tiresome rascal,” thought I to myself, “and even gratify Mr. Fairservice by taking his communication on his own terms.” Then raising my voice, I addressed him,—“And after all, Andrew, what are these London news you had from your kinsman, the travelling merchant?”

“I have to suffer the consequences of interrupting that annoying guy,” I thought to myself, “and even please Mr. Fairservice by accepting his message on his own terms.” Then, raising my voice, I asked him, “So, Andrew, what’s the scoop on London news you got from your relative, the traveling merchant?”

“The pedlar, your honour means?” retorted Andrew—“but ca' him what ye wull, they're a great convenience in a country-side that's scant o' borough-towns like this Northumberland—That's no the case, now, in Scotland;—there's the kingdom of Fife, frae Culross to the East Nuik, it's just like a great combined city—sae mony royal boroughs yoked on end to end, like ropes of ingans, with their hie-streets and their booths, nae doubt, and their kraemes, and houses of stane and lime and fore-stairs—Kirkcaldy, the sell o't, is langer than ony town in England.”

“The pedlar, you mean?” Andrew shot back. “But call him whatever you want, they’re really useful in a place like this Northumberland that doesn’t have many towns. That’s not the case in Scotland; in Fife, from Culross to the East Neuk, it’s just like one big city—so many royal burghs lined up like strings of onions, with their main streets and shops, of course, and their stalls, and stone and lime houses with their front steps—Kirkcaldy, where the market is, is longer than any town in England.”

“I daresay it is all very splendid and very fine—but you were talking of the London news a little while ago, Andrew.”

“I must say it’s all very impressive and great—but you were just talking about the London news a bit ago, Andrew.”

“Ay,” replied Andrew; “but I dinna think your honour cared to hear about them—Howsoever” (he continued, grinning a ghastly smile), “Pate Macready does say, that they are sair mistrysted yonder in their Parliament House about this rubbery o' Mr. Morris, or whatever they ca' the chiel.”

"Yeah," replied Andrew; "but I don’t think you really wanted to hear about them—Anyway" (he continued, grinning a creepy smile), "Pate Macready does say that they are really worried over there in their Parliament House about this mess with Mr. Morris, or whatever they call the guy."

“In the House of Parliament, Andrew!—how came they to mention it there?”

“In the House of Parliament, Andrew! — how did they bring it up there?”

“Ou, that's just what I said to Pate; if it like your honour, I'll tell you the very words; it's no worth making a lie for the matter—'Pate,' said I, 'what ado had the lords and lairds and gentles at Lunnun wi' the carle and his walise?—When we had a Scotch Parliament, Pate,' says I (and deil rax their thrapples that reft us o't!) 'they sate dousely down and made laws for a haill country and kinrick, and never fashed their beards about things that were competent to the judge ordinar o' the bounds; but I think,' said I, 'that if ae kailwife pou'd aff her neighbour's mutch they wad hae the twasome o' them into the Parliament House o' Lunnun. It's just,' said I, 'amaist as silly as our auld daft laird here and his gomerils o' sons, wi' his huntsmen and his hounds, and his hunting cattle and horns, riding haill days after a bit beast that winna weigh sax punds when they hae catched it.'”

“Yeah, that’s exactly what I told Pate; if you want, I’ll tell you the exact words; it’s not worth lying about it—'Pate,' I said, 'what fuss did the lords and landowners and gentlemen in London make about the guy and his suitcase?—Back when we had a Scottish Parliament, Pate,' I said (and damn those who took it from us!), 'they sat calmly and made laws for the whole country and kingdom, and never worried their beards about things that were meant for the local judge to handle; but I think,' I said, 'that if one housewife took off her neighbor's headscarf, they’d have both of them in the Parliament House in London. It’s just,' I said, 'almost as ridiculous as our old silly lord here and his foolish sons, with their huntsmen and hounds, and their hunting dogs and horns, riding all day after a little animal that won’t weigh six pounds once they catch it.'”

“You argued most admirably, Andrew,” said I, willing to encourage him to get into the marrow of his intelligence; “and what said Pate?”

“You made a really strong argument, Andrew,” I said, eager to help him dive deeper into his thoughts; “and what did Pate say?”

“Ou,” he said, “what better could be expected of a wheen pock-pudding English folk?—But as to the robbery, it's like that when they're a' at the thrang o' their Whig and Tory wark, and ca'ing ane anither, like unhanged blackguards—up gets ae lang-tongued chield, and he says, that a' the north of England were rank Jacobites (and, quietly, he wasna far wrang maybe), and that they had levied amaist open war, and a king's messenger had been stoppit and rubbit on the highway, and that the best bluid o' Northumberland had been at the doing o't—and mickle gowd ta'en aff him, and mony valuable papers; and that there was nae redress to be gotten by remeed of law for the first justice o' the peace that the rubbit man gaed to, he had fund the twa loons that did the deed birling and drinking wi' him, wha but they; and the justice took the word o' the tane for the compearance o' the tither; and that they e'en gae him leg-bail, and the honest man that had lost his siller was fain to leave the country for fear that waur had come of it.”

“‘Oh,’ he said, ‘what could you expect from a bunch of foolish English people?—But about the robbery, it seems that while they were all caught up in their Whig and Tory debates, arguing like a bunch of unrepentant scoundrels—up stands this one long-winded guy, and he claims that all of northern England are strong Jacobites (and to be fair, he wasn't too far off), and that they had almost started an open war, and that a king's messenger had been stopped and robbed on the highway, and that the best blood of Northumberland was involved in it—and a lot of gold was taken from him, along with many valuable papers; and that there was no legal remedy to be found because, when the robbed man went to the first justice of the peace, he discovered that the two guys who did the deed were drinking and partying with him, who else could it be; and the justice took the word of one for the appearance of the other; and they just let him go, and the honest man who lost his money was forced to leave the country out of fear that things would get worse.’”

“Can this be really true?” said I.

“Could this actually be true?” I said.

“Pate swears it's as true as that his ellwand is a yard lang—(and so it is, just bating an inch, that it may meet the English measure)—And when the chield had said his warst, there was a terrible cry for names, and out comes he wi' this man Morris's name, and your uncle's, and Squire Inglewood's, and other folk's beside” (looking sly at me)—“And then another dragon o' a chield got up on the other side, and said, wad they accuse the best gentleman in the land on the oath of a broken coward?—for it's like that Morris had been drummed out o' the army for rinning awa in Flanders; and he said, it was like the story had been made up between the minister and him or ever he had left Lunnun; and that, if there was to be a search-warrant granted, he thought the siller wad be fund some gate near to St. James's Palace. Aweel, they trailed up Morris to their bar, as they ca't, to see what he could say to the job; but the folk that were again him, gae him sic an awfu' throughgaun about his rinnin' awa, and about a' the ill he had ever dune or said for a' the forepart o' his life, that Patie says he looked mair like ane dead than living; and they cou'dna get a word o' sense out o' him, for downright fright at their growling and routing. He maun be a saft sap, wi' a head nae better than a fozy frosted turnip—it wad hae ta'en a hantle o' them to scaur Andrew Fairservice out o' his tale.”

"Pate swears it's as true as his measuring stick is a yard long—(and it is, just short of an inch so it meets English standards)—And when the guy had said his worst, there was a loud call for names, and out he comes with this man Morris's name, and your uncle's, and Squire Inglewood's, and others too” (looking sly at me)—“And then another tough guy stood up on the other side and asked, would they accuse the best gentleman in the land on the word of a coward?—because it turned out that Morris had been kicked out of the army for running away in Flanders; and he claimed that the story was made up between the minister and him before he left London; and that if there were to be a search warrant issued, he thought the money would be found somewhere near St. James's Palace. Anyway, they dragged Morris to their bar, as they call it, to see what he would say about it; but the people against him gave him such a terrible hard time about his running away and all the bad things he had ever done or said throughout his life that Patie said he looked more dead than alive; and they couldn't get a sensible word out of him, he was so scared by their growling and shouting. He must be a fool, with a mind no better than a soft, frozen turnip—it would have taken a lot of them to scare Andrew Fairservice out of his story."

“And how did it all end, Andrew? did your friend happen to learn?”

“And how did it all end, Andrew? Did your friend find out?”

“Ou, ay; for as his walk is in this country, Pate put aff his journey for the space of a week or thereby, because it wad be acceptable to his customers to bring down the news. It's just a' gaed aft like moonshine in water. The fallow that began it drew in his horns, and said, that though he believed the man had been rubbit, yet he acknowledged he might hae been mista'en about the particulars. And then the other chield got up, and said, he caredna whether Morris was rubbed or no, provided it wasna to become a stain on ony gentleman's honour and reputation, especially in the north of England; for, said he before them, I come frae the north mysell, and I carena a boddle wha kens it. And this is what they ca' explaining—the tane gies up a bit, and the tither gies up a bit, and a' friends again. Aweel, after the Commons' Parliament had tuggit, and rived, and rugged at Morris and his rubbery till they were tired o't, the Lords' Parliament they behoved to hae their spell o't. In puir auld Scotland's Parliament they a' sate thegither, cheek by choul, and than they didna need to hae the same blethers twice ower again. But till't their lordships went wi' as muckle teeth and gude-will, as if the matter had been a' speck and span new. Forbye, there was something said about ane Campbell, that suld hae been concerned in the rubbery, mair or less, and that he suld hae had a warrant frae the Duke of Argyle, as a testimonial o' his character. And this put MacCallum More's beard in a bleize, as gude reason there was; and he gat up wi' an unco bang, and garr'd them a' look about them, and wad ram it even doun their throats, there was never ane o' the Campbells but was as wight, wise, warlike, and worthy trust, as auld Sir John the Graeme. Now, if your honour's sure ye arena a drap's bluid a-kin to a Campbell, as I am nane mysell, sae far as I can count my kin, or hae had it counted to me, I'll gie ye my mind on that matter.”

“Yeah, because of his presence here, Pate postponed his trip for about a week to share the news with his customers. It all went down just like moonlight on water. The guy who started it backed off and admitted that while he thought the man had been wronged, he recognized he might have been mistaken about the details. Then another guy stood up and said he didn’t care whether Morris was wronged or not, as long as it didn’t tarnish any gentleman's honor, especially in northern England; he said, I come from the north myself, and I don’t give a dime who knows it. And this is what they call clarification—one side concedes a bit, and the other side concedes a bit, and everyone’s friends again. Well, after the Commons' Parliament had pulled, torn, and tugged at Morris and his situation until they were worn out, the Lords' Parliament had to have their turn. In poor old Scotland's Parliament, they all sat together, side by side, and didn’t have to repeat the same nonsense over again. But their lordships went into it with as much enthusiasm and goodwill as if the matter was brand new. Additionally, there was something said about a Campbell who might have been involved in the wrongdoing, more or less, and that he supposedly had a warrant from the Duke of Argyle as a character reference. This infuriated MacCallum More, and justifiably so; he stood up with a great bang, made everyone look around, and insisted that not one of the Campbells was anything but as brave, wise, warlike, and trustworthy as old Sir John the Graeme. Now, if you're sure you're not a drop of blood related to a Campbell, as I’m not myself, as far as I can trace my lineage or have had it traced for me, I’ll share my thoughts on that matter.”

“You may be assured I have no connection whatever with any gentleman of the name.”

"You can be sure I have no association at all with any man by that name."

“Ou, than we may speak it quietly amang oursells. There's baith gude and bad o' the Campbells, like other names, But this MacCallum More has an unco sway and say baith, amang the grit folk at Lunnun even now; for he canna preceesely be said to belang to ony o' the twa sides o' them, sae deil any o' them likes to quarrel wi' him; sae they e'en voted Morris's tale a fause calumnious libel, as they ca't, and if he hadna gien them leg-bail, he was likely to hae ta'en the air on the pillory for leasing-making.”

“Or, we can talk about it quietly among ourselves. There are both good and bad Campbells, just like any other family name. But this MacCallum More has quite a bit of influence and authority, even among the big folks in London right now; he can't really be said to belong to either side, so none of them wants to pick a fight with him. So they just voted Morris's story as a false, slanderous libel, as they call it, and if he hadn’t given them a way out, he would likely have faced public humiliation for lying.”

So speaking, honest Andrew collected his dibbles, spades, and hoes, and threw them into a wheel-barrow,—leisurely, however, and allowing me full time to put any further questions which might occur to me before he trundled them off to the tool-house, there to repose during the ensuing day. I thought it best to speak out at once, lest this meddling fellow should suppose there were more weighty reasons for my silence than actually existed.

So saying, honest Andrew gathered up his dibbles, spades, and hoes, and tossed them into a wheelbarrow—taking his time and giving me plenty of opportunity to ask any more questions that might come to mind before he rolled them off to the tool shed, where they would rest for the day. I figured it was best to speak up right away, so this nosy guy wouldn’t think there were more serious reasons for my silence than there really were.

“I should like to see this countryman of yours, Andrew and to hear his news from himself directly. You have probably heard that I had some trouble from the impertinent folly of this man Morris” (Andrew grinned a most significant grin), “and I should wish to see your cousin the merchant, to ask him the particulars of what he heard in London, if it could be done without much trouble.”

“I’d like to meet your countryman, Andrew, and hear his news directly from him. You’ve probably heard that I had some trouble because of that arrogant fool, Morris” (Andrew gave a very significant grin), “and I’d like to see your cousin the merchant to ask about the details of what he heard in London, if it can be done without too much hassle.”

“Naething mair easy,” Andrew observed; “he had but to hint to his cousin that I wanted a pair or twa o' hose, and he wad be wi' me as fast as he could lay leg to the grund.”

“Nothing more simple,” Andrew noted; “all he had to do was suggest to his cousin that I needed a pair or two of socks, and he’d be with me as quickly as he could get there.”

“O yes, assure him I shall be a customer; and as the night is, as you say, settled and fair, I shall walk in the garden until he comes; the moon will soon rise over the fells. You may bring him to the little back-gate; and I shall have pleasure, in the meanwhile, in looking on the bushes and evergreens by the bright frosty moonlight.”

“Oh yes, tell him I will be a customer; and since the night is, as you said, clear and calm, I’ll walk in the garden until he arrives; the moon will soon rise over the hills. You can bring him to the little back gate; and in the meantime, I’ll enjoy looking at the bushes and evergreens by the bright, frosty moonlight.”

“Vara right, vara right—that's what I hae aften said; a kail-blade, or a colliflour, glances sae glegly by moonlight, it's like a leddy in her diamonds.”

“Right you are, right you are—that's what I have often said; a kale leaf, or a cauliflower, shines so brightly by moonlight, it's like a lady in her diamonds.”

So saying, off went Andrew Fairservice with great glee. He had to walk about two miles, a labour he undertook with the greatest pleasure, in order to secure to his kinsman the sale of some articles of his trade, though it is probable he would not have given him sixpence to treat him to a quart of ale. “The good will of an Englishman would have displayed itself in a manner exactly the reverse of Andrew's,” thought I, as I paced along the smooth-cut velvet walks, which, embowered with high, hedges of yew and of holly, intersected the ancient garden of Osbaldistone Hall.

So saying, Andrew Fairservice set off with great excitement. He had to walk about two miles, a task he took on with the utmost pleasure, to help his relative sell some items from his trade, although it’s likely he wouldn’t have given him sixpence to buy a quart of ale. “An Englishman’s goodwill would have shown itself in completely the opposite way from Andrew’s,” I thought, as I strolled along the smooth, well-kept paths, lined with tall yew and holly hedges, that crisscrossed the old garden of Osbaldistone Hall.

As I turned to retrace my steps, it was natural that I should lift up my eyes to the windows of the old library; which, small in size, but several in number, stretched along the second story of that side of the house which now faced me. Light glanced from their casements. I was not surprised at this, for I knew Miss Vernon often sat there of an evening, though from motives of delicacy I put a strong restraint upon myself, and never sought to join her at a time when I knew, all the rest of the family being engaged for the evening, our interviews must necessarily have been strictly tete-a'-tete. In the mornings we usually read together in the same room; but then it often happened that one or other of our cousins entered to seek some parchment duodecimo that could be converted into a fishing-book, despite its gildings and illumination, or to tell us of some “sport toward,” or from mere want of knowing where else to dispose of themselves. In short, in the mornings the library was a sort of public room, where man and woman might meet as on neutral ground. In the evening it was very different and bred in a country where much attention is paid, or was at least then paid, to biense'ance, I was desirous to think for Miss Vernon concerning those points of propriety where her experience did not afford her the means of thinking for herself. I made her therefore comprehend, as delicately as I could, that when we had evening lessons, the presence of a third party was proper.

As I turned to retrace my steps, it was natural for me to look up at the windows of the old library. They were small but numerous, stretching along the second floor of the side of the house that faced me now. Light glinted off the windows. I wasn’t surprised by this, knowing that Miss Vernon often sat there in the evenings. Out of sensitivity, I restrained myself and never tried to join her when I knew the rest of the family would be occupied for the evening, making our meetings necessarily private. In the mornings, we usually read together in the same room; however, it often happened that one of our cousins would come in looking for some parchment that could be turned into a fishing book, regardless of its gilded edges, or to share news of some upcoming activity, or simply because they didn’t know where else to go. Basically, in the mornings, the library felt like a public space where people could meet as equals. But the evenings were different. Living in a place where social etiquette mattered—at least back then—I was keen to think about the propriety of Miss Vernon when her own experience might not guide her. So, I made it clear to her, as gently as I could, that when we had evening lessons, it was appropriate to have a third person present.

Miss Vernon first laughed, then blushed, and was disposed to be displeased; and then, suddenly checking herself, said, “I believe you are very right; and when I feel inclined to be a very busy scholar, I will bribe old Martha with a cup of tea to sit by me and be my screen.”

Miss Vernon first laughed, then blushed, and felt a bit annoyed; but then, suddenly stopping herself, said, “I think you’re absolutely right; and when I’m in the mood to be a dedicated student, I’ll entice old Martha with a cup of tea to sit with me and be my shield.”

Martha, the old housekeeper, partook of the taste of the family at the Hall. A toast and tankard would have pleased her better than all the tea in China. However, as the use of this beverage was then confined to the higher ranks, Martha felt some vanity in being asked to partake of it; and by dint of a great deal of sugar, many words scarce less sweet, and abundance of toast and butter, she was sometimes prevailed upon to give us her countenance. On other occasions, the servants almost unanimously shunned the library after nightfall, because it was their foolish pleasure to believe that it lay on the haunted side of the house. The more timorous had seen sights and heard sounds there when all the rest of the house was quiet; and even the young squires were far from having any wish to enter these formidable precincts after nightfall without necessity.

Martha, the old housekeeper, shared the family's taste at the Hall. A toast and a tankard would have made her happier than all the tea in China. However, since this beverage was mostly reserved for the upper class back then, Martha felt a bit proud to be invited to have some; and with a lot of sugar, plenty of sweet talk, and lots of toast and butter, she was sometimes convinced to join us. At other times, the servants mostly avoided the library after dark because they foolishly believed it was on the haunted side of the house. The more nervous ones claimed to have seen and heard things there when the rest of the house was quiet; even the young squires didn’t want to enter those scary rooms after dark unless they had to.

That the library had at one time been a favourite resource of Rashleigh—that a private door out of one side of it communicated with the sequestered and remote apartment which he chose for himself, rather increased than disarmed the terrors which the household had for the dreaded library of Osbaldistone Hall. His extensive information as to what passed in the world—his profound knowledge of science of every kind—a few physical experiments which he occasionally showed off, were, in a house of so much ignorance and bigotry, esteemed good reasons for supposing him endowed with powers over the spiritual world. He understood Greek, Latin, and Hebrew; and, therefore, according to the apprehension, and in the phrase of his brother Wilfred, needed not to care “for ghaist or bar-ghaist, devil or dobbie.” Yea, the servants persisted that they had heard him hold conversations in the library, when every varsal soul in the family were gone to bed; and that he spent the night in watching for bogles, and the morning in sleeping in his bed, when he should have been heading the hounds like a true Osbaldistone.

The library had once been a favorite hangout for Rashleigh. The private door on one side led to the secluded and remote room he chose for himself, which only added to the fears the household had about the infamous library of Osbaldistone Hall. His vast knowledge of what was going on in the world—his deep understanding of various sciences—and a few physical experiments he occasionally demonstrated were seen as good reasons to believe he had powers over the spiritual realm in a house filled with ignorance and superstition. He knew Greek, Latin, and Hebrew, and so, according to his brother Wilfred's thinking, he didn't need to worry “about ghosts or specters, devils or spirits.” In fact, the servants claimed they had heard him talking in the library when everyone else in the house was fast asleep, and that he spent the night watching for spirits, only to sleep in the morning when he should have been leading the hounds like a true Osbaldistone.

All these absurd rumours I had heard in broken hints and imperfect sentences, from which I was left to draw the inference; and, as easily may be supposed, I laughed them to scorn. But the extreme solitude to which this chamber of evil fame was committed every night after curfew time, was an additional reason why I should not intrude on Miss Vernon when she chose to sit there in the evening.

All these ridiculous rumors I had heard in vague hints and incomplete sentences, which left me to figure things out; and, as you can imagine, I just laughed them off. But the extreme isolation that this infamous room was left in every night after curfew was another reason for me not to interrupt Miss Vernon when she decided to stay there in the evening.

To resume what I was saying,—I was not surprised to see a glimmering of light from the library windows: but I was a little struck when I distinctly perceived the shadows of two persons pass along and intercept the light from the first of the windows, throwing the casement for a moment into shade. “It must be old Martha,” thought I, “whom Diana has engaged to be her companion for the evening; or I must have been mistaken, and taken Diana's shadow for a second person. No, by Heaven! it appears on the second window,—two figures distinctly traced; and now it is lost again—it is seen on the third—on the fourth—the darkened forms of two persons distinctly seen in each window as they pass along the room, betwixt the windows and the lights. Whom can Diana have got for a companion?”—The passage of the shadows between the lights and the casements was twice repeated, as if to satisfy me that my observation served me truly; after which the lights were extinguished, and the shades, of course, were seen no more.

To pick up where I left off, I wasn’t shocked to see a flicker of light from the library windows, but I was a bit surprised when I clearly saw the shadows of two people moving past and blocking the light from the first window, briefly casting the frame into darkness. “It must be old Martha,” I thought, “whom Diana has invited to keep her company for the night; or maybe I was mistaken and saw Diana’s shadow as a second person. No way! It shows up on the second window—two figures clearly visible; and now they’re gone—it’s visible on the third—on the fourth—the indistinct shapes of two people clearly seen in each window as they move through the room, between the windows and the lights. Who could Diana have gotten to join her?” The shadows passed between the lights and the windows two more times, as if to confirm that I was seeing things correctly; then the lights went out, and of course, the shadows were gone for good.

Trifling as this circumstance was, it occupied my mind for a considerable time. I did not allow myself to suppose that my friendship for Miss Vernon had any directly selfish view; yet it is incredible the displeasure I felt at the idea of her admitting any one to private interviews, at a time, and in a place, where, for her own sake, I had been at some trouble to show her that it was improper for me to meet with her.

Trivial as this situation was, it occupied my thoughts for quite a while. I didn't let myself believe that my friendship for Miss Vernon had any selfish motives; still, it's surprising how upset I felt at the thought of her allowing anyone to have private meetings with her, especially when I had gone through some trouble to make it clear to her, for her own good, that it wasn't proper for me to meet with her.

“Silly, romping, incorrigible girl!” said I to myself, “on whom all good advice and delicacy are thrown away! I have been cheated by the simplicity of her manner, which I suppose she can assume just as she could a straw bonnet, were it the fashion, for the mere sake of celebrity. I suppose, notwithstanding the excellence of her understanding, the society of half a dozen of clowns to play at whisk and swabbers would give her more pleasure than if Ariosto himself were to awake from the dead.”

“Silly, playful, impossible girl!” I thought to myself, “who disregards all good advice and subtlety! I’ve been misled by her straightforwardness, which I bet she can put on like a straw hat if it were trendy, just for the attention. I guess, despite how smart she is, hanging out with a bunch of idiots playing cards would make her happier than if Ariosto himself came back to life.”

This reflection came the more powerfully across my mind, because, having mustered up courage to show to Diana my version of the first books of Ariosto, I had requested her to invite Martha to a tea-party in the library that evening, to which arrangement Miss Vernon had refused her consent, alleging some apology which I thought frivolous at the time. I had not long speculated on this disagreeable subject, when the back garden-door opened, and the figures of Andrew and his country-man—bending under his pack—crossed the moonlight alley, and called my attention elsewhere.

This thought hit me harder because, after gaining the courage to show Diana my version of the first books of Ariosto, I asked her to invite Martha to a tea party in the library that evening. However, Miss Vernon had denied her permission, giving what I considered a silly excuse at the time. I hadn't spent much time worrying about this annoying issue when the back garden door opened, and I saw Andrew and his countryman—stooping under his load—walk through the moonlit path, which caught my attention instead.

I found Mr. Macready, as I expected, a tough, sagacious, long-headed Scotchman, and a collector of news both from choice and profession. He was able to give me a distinct account of what had passed in the House of Commons and House of Lords on the affair of Morris, which, it appears, had been made by both parties a touchstone to ascertain the temper of the Parliament. It appeared also, that, as I had learned from Andrew, by second hand, the ministry had proved too weak to support a story involving the character of men of rank and importance, and resting upon the credit of a person of such indifferent fame as Morris, who was, moreover, confused and contradictory in his mode of telling the story. Macready was even able to supply me with a copy of a printed journal, or News-Letter, seldom extending beyond the capital, in which the substance of the debate was mentioned; and with a copy of the Duke of Argyle's speech, printed upon a broadside, of which he had purchased several from the hawkers, because, he said, it would be a saleable article on the north of the Tweed. The first was a meagre statement, full of blanks and asterisks, and which added little or nothing to the information I had from the Scotchman; and the Duke's speech, though spirited and eloquent, contained chiefly a panegyric on his country, his family, and his clan, with a few compliments, equally sincere, perhaps, though less glowing, which he took so favourable an opportunity of paying to himself. I could not learn whether my own reputation had been directly implicated, although I perceived that the honour of my uncle's family had been impeached, and that this person Campbell, stated by Morris to have been the most active robber of the two by whom he was assailed, was said by him to have appeared in the behalf of a Mr. Osbaldistone, and by the connivance of the Justice procured his liberation. In this particular, Morris's story jumped with my own suspicions, which had attached to Campbell from the moment I saw him appear at Justice Inglewood's. Vexed upon the whole, as well as perplexed, with this extraordinary story, I dismissed the two Scotchmen, after making some purchases from Macready, and a small compliment to Fairservice, and retired to my own apartment to consider what I ought to do in defence of my character thus publicly attacked.

I found Mr. Macready, just as I expected, to be a tough, wise, long-thinking Scotsman and a news collector by choice and profession. He could give me a clear account of what had happened in the House of Commons and House of Lords regarding the Morris affair, which both parties had turned into a way to gauge the mood of Parliament. It also seemed, as I had heard from Andrew indirectly, that the government had proven too weak to support a story involving the reputation of important people, relying on the credibility of someone like Morris, who had a questionable reputation and was confused and inconsistent in his telling. Macready even managed to provide me with a printed journal, or News-Letter, that rarely went beyond the capital, which mentioned the main points of the debate; he also had a copy of the Duke of Argyle's speech, printed on a broadside, of which he had bought several from street vendors, saying it would sell well in the north of the Tweed. The first was a sparse report, full of blanks and asterisks, adding little to the information I got from the Scotsman; and the Duke's speech, although spirited and eloquent, mainly praised his country, his family, and his clan, with a few compliments to himself that were just as sincere, if less grand. I couldn’t find out whether my own reputation had been directly involved, although I noticed that the honor of my uncle's family had been tarnished, and that this Campbell person, referred to by Morris as the most aggressive thief among those who attacked him, was said to have appeared on behalf of a Mr. Osbaldistone and, with the Justice’s help, secured his release. In this particular, Morris's account matched my own suspicions about Campbell from the moment I saw him at Justice Inglewood's. Overall, feeling both irritated and confused by this bizarre story, I sent the two Scotsmen away after buying a few things from Macready and making a small compliment to Fairservice, then I went back to my room to think about how I should defend my character against this public attack.





CHAPTER FIFTEENTH.

                       Whence, and what art you?
                                       Milton.
                       Where are you from, and what are you?  
                                       Milton.

After exhausting a sleepless night in meditating on the intelligence I had received, I was at first inclined to think that I ought, as speedily as possible, to return to London, and by my open appearance repel the calumny which had been spread against me. But I hesitated to take this course on recollection of my father's disposition, singularly absolute in his decisions as to all that concerned his family. He was most able, certainly, from experience, to direct what I ought to do, and from his acquaintance with the most distinguished Whigs then in power, had influence enough to obtain a hearing for my cause. So, upon the whole, I judged it most safe to state my whole story in the shape of a narrative, addressed to my father; and as the ordinary opportunities of intercourse between the Hall and the post-town recurred rarely, I determined to ride to the town, which was about ten miles' distance, and deposit my letter in the post-office with my own hands.

After spending a sleepless night thinking about the information I had received, I initially felt that I should quickly head back to London and show myself in public to counter the false accusations spread against me. However, I hesitated to take this route because I remembered my father's nature, which was extremely firm in his decisions regarding our family. He was certainly experienced enough to guide me on what to do, and his connections with prominent Whigs in power gave him enough influence to advocate for my case. So, overall, I decided it was safest to share my whole story in the form of a letter to my father. Since there weren’t many opportunities to communicate between the Hall and the post town, I resolved to ride the ten miles to the town and personally drop off my letter at the post office.

Indeed I began to think it strange that though several weeks had elapsed since my departure from home, I had received no letter, either from my father or Owen, although Rashleigh had written to Sir Hildebrand of his safe arrival in London, and of the kind reception he had met with from his uncle. Admitting that I might have been to blame, I did not deserve, in my own opinion at least, to be so totally forgotten by my father; and I thought my present excursion might have the effect of bringing a letter from him to hand more early than it would otherwise have reached me. But before concluding my letter concerning the affair of Morris, I failed not to express my earnest hope and wish that my father would honour me with a few lines, were it but to express his advice and commands in an affair of some difficulty, and where my knowledge of life could not be supposed adequate to my own guidance. I found it impossible to prevail on myself to urge my actual return to London as a place of residence, and I disguised my unwillingness to do so under apparent submission to my father's will, which, as I imposed it on myself as a sufficient reason for not urging my final departure from Osbaldistone Hall, would, I doubted not, be received as such by my parent. But I begged permission to come to London, for a short time at least, to meet and refute the infamous calumnies which had been circulated concerning me in so public a manner. Having made up my packet, in which my earnest desire to vindicate my character was strangely blended with reluctance to quit my present place of residence, I rode over to the post-town, and deposited my letter in the office. By doing so, I obtained possession, somewhat earlier than I should otherwise have done, of the following letter from my friend Mr. Owen:—

I started to feel it was strange that several weeks had passed since I left home, and I hadn’t received any letters from my father or Owen. Rashleigh had written to Sir Hildebrand about his safe arrival in London and how kindly his uncle had received him. Although I acknowledged I might have been at fault, I didn’t think I deserved to be completely forgotten by my father. I thought that my current trip might prompt him to write to me sooner than he would have otherwise. Before wrapping up my letter about Morris, I made sure to express my strong hope that my father would send me a few lines, even just to give his advice and instructions on a tricky matter that I wasn't experienced enough to handle alone. I found it hard to convince myself to push for my return to London as a permanent home, so I hid my reluctance under the guise of respecting my father’s wishes, which I told myself was a good reason not to insist on leaving Osbaldistone Hall. However, I asked for permission to come to London, even if just for a little while, to address and deny the terrible rumors that had been so publicly spread about me. After putting together my letter, which mixed my strong desire to clear my name with my hesitation to leave my current home, I rode to the post-town and dropped off my letter at the office. By doing this, I got my hands on the following letter from my friend Mr. Owen a bit sooner than I would have otherwise:—

“Dear Mr. Francis,

"Hello Mr. Francis,"

“Yours received per favour of Mr. R. Osbaldistone, and note the contents. Shall do Mr. R. O. such civilities as are in my power, and have taken him to see the Bank and Custom-house. He seems a sober, steady young gentleman, and takes to business; so will be of service to the firm. Could have wished another person had turned his mind that way; but God's will be done. As cash may be scarce in those parts, have to trust you will excuse my enclosing a goldsmith's bill at six days' sight, on Messrs. Hooper and Girder of Newcastle, for L100, which I doubt not will be duly honoured.—I remain, as in duty bound, dear Mr. Frank, your very respectful and obedient servant,

“Your message was received through Mr. R. Osbaldistone, and I've noted its contents. I'll extend to Mr. R. O. all the courtesies I can, and I’ve taken him to see the Bank and Custom-house. He appears to be a responsible, steady young man who is interested in business; he’ll be an asset to the firm. I would have preferred if someone else had chosen that path, but it’s up to God. Since cash might be tight in that area, I hope you won't mind my enclosing a goldsmith's bill at six days’ sight on Messrs. Hooper and Girder of Newcastle, for £100, which I trust will be honored. I remain, as always, dear Mr. Frank, your very respectful and obedient servant,

“Joseph Owen.

Joseph Owen.

Postscriptum.—Hope you will advise the above coming safe to hand. Am sorry we have so few of yours. Your father says he is as usual, but looks poorly.”

Postscript.—I hope you'll let me know when the above arrives safely. I'm sorry we have so few letters from you. Your dad says he’s doing as usual, but he looks unwell.

From this epistle, written in old Owen's formal style, I was rather surprised to observe that he made no acknowledgment of that private letter which I had written to him, with a view to possess him of Rashleigh's real character, although, from the course of post, it seemed certain that he ought to have received it. Yet I had sent it by the usual conveyance from the Hall, and had no reason to suspect that it could miscarry upon the road. As it comprised matters of great importance both to my father and to myself, I sat down in the post-office and again wrote to Owen, recapitulating the heads of my former letter, and requesting to know, in course of post, if it had reached him in safety. I also acknowledged the receipt of the bill, and promised to make use of the contents if I should have any occasion for money. I thought, indeed, it was odd that my father should leave the care of supplying my necessities to his clerk; but I concluded it was a matter arranged between them. At any rate, Owen was a bachelor, rich in his way, and passionately attached to me, so that I had no hesitation in being obliged to him for a small sum, which I resolved to consider as a loan, to be returned with my earliest ability, in case it was not previously repaid by my father; and I expressed myself to this purpose to Mr. Owen. A shopkeeper in a little town, to whom the post-master directed me, readily gave me in gold the amount of my bill on Messrs. Hooper and Girder, so that I returned to Osbaldistone Hall a good deal richer than I had set forth. This recruit to my finances was not a matter of indifference to me, as I was necessarily involved in some expenses at Osbaldistone Hall; and I had seen, with some uneasy impatience, that the sum which my travelling expenses had left unexhausted at my arrival there was imperceptibly diminishing. This source of anxiety was for the present removed. On my arrival at the Hall I found that Sir Hildebrand and all his offspring had gone down to the little hamlet, called Trinlay-knowes, “to see,” as Andrew Fairservice expressed it, “a wheen midden cocks pike ilk ither's barns out.”

From this letter, written in old Owen's formal style, I was quite surprised to see that he didn’t acknowledge the private letter I wrote to him to inform him about Rashleigh's true character, even though it seemed likely he should have received it based on the mail schedule. I had sent it through the usual delivery method from the Hall and had no reason to think it would get lost along the way. Since it contained important information for both my father and me, I sat down at the post office and wrote to Owen again, summarizing the main points of my previous letter and asking whether it had arrived safely. I also confirmed that I received the bill and promised to use the funds if I needed any money. I did find it strange that my father would leave the responsibility of fulfilling my needs to his clerk, but I figured it was something they had arranged between themselves. In any case, Owen was a bachelor, well-off in his own way, and really cared about me, so I had no problem borrowing a small amount from him, which I intended to view as a loan to be repaid as soon as I was able, unless my father took care of it first; I mentioned this to Mr. Owen. A shopkeeper in a nearby town, to whom the postmaster directed me, readily gave me in gold the amount of my bill with Messrs. Hooper and Girder, so I returned to Osbaldistone Hall significantly richer than I had left. This boost to my finances was quite important because I had some expenses at Osbaldistone Hall, and I had noticed with increasing anxiety that the money I had left over from my travel expenses was slowly running out. This source of worry was temporarily resolved. When I arrived at the Hall, I found that Sir Hildebrand and all his children had gone down to the little hamlet called Trinlay-knowes, “to see,” as Andrew Fairservice put it, “a bunch of barn cocks pecking each other’s grains out.”

“It is indeed a brutal amusement, Andrew; I suppose you have none such in Scotland?”

“It’s definitely a brutal pastime, Andrew; I guess you don’t have anything like that in Scotland?”

“Na, na,” answered Andrew boldly; then shaded away his negative with, “unless it be on Fastern's-e'en, or the like o' that—But indeed it's no muckle matter what the folk do to the midden pootry, for they had siccan a skarting and scraping in the yard, that there's nae getting a bean or pea keepit for them.—But I am wondering what it is that leaves that turret-door open;—now that Mr. Rashleigh's away, it canna be him, I trow.”

“Not at all,” Andrew replied confidently; then softened his refusal with, “unless it’s on Fastern’s-eve or something like that. But honestly, it doesn’t really matter what people do with the rubbish, because they made such a racket in the yard that there’s no way to keep a bean or pea for themselves. But I’m curious about what’s keeping that turret door open; since Mr. Rashleigh is gone, it can’t be him, I guess.”

The turret-door to which he alluded opened to the garden at the bottom of a winding stair, leading down from Mr. Rashleigh's apartment. This, as I have already mentioned, was situated in a sequestered part of the house, communicating with the library by a private entrance, and by another intricate and dark vaulted passage with the rest of the house. A long narrow turf walk led, between two high holly hedges, from the turret-door to a little postern in the wall of the garden. By means of these communications Rashleigh, whose movements were very independent of those of the rest of his family, could leave the Hall or return to it at pleasure, without his absence or presence attracting any observation. But during his absence the stair and the turret-door were entirely disused, and this made Andrew's observation somewhat remarkable.

The turret door he mentioned opened to the garden at the bottom of a winding staircase that led down from Mr. Rashleigh's apartment. As I’ve already said, this was in a quiet part of the house, connected to the library through a private entrance and by another complex and dark vaulted passage to the rest of the house. A long, narrow path of grass led, between two tall holly hedges, from the turret door to a small door in the garden wall. With these connections, Rashleigh, whose movements were quite independent from the rest of his family, could leave the Hall or come back whenever he wanted, without drawing any attention to his absence or presence. However, while he was away, the staircase and the turret door were completely unused, which made Andrew's observation quite interesting.

“Have you often observed that door open?” was my question.

“Have you noticed that door open a lot?” was my question.

“No just that often neither; but I hae noticed it ance or twice. I'm thinking it maun hae been the priest, Father Vaughan, as they ca' him. Ye'll no catch ane o' the servants gauging up that stair, puir frightened heathens that they are, for fear of bogles and brownies, and lang-nebbit things frae the neist warld. But Father Vaughan thinks himself a privileged person—set him up and lay him down!—I'se be caution the warst stibbler that ever stickit a sermon out ower the Tweed yonder, wad lay a ghaist twice as fast as him, wi' his holy water and his idolatrous trinkets. I dinna believe he speaks gude Latin neither; at least he disna take me up when I tell him the learned names o' the plants.”

“I don’t see it that often, but I have noticed it once or twice. I think it must have been the priest, Father Vaughan, as they call him. You won’t catch any of the servants going up that stairs, poor frightened souls that they are, scared of ghosts and mythical creatures from the next world. But Father Vaughan thinks he’s above everyone—so full of himself! I’d bet that the worst preacher who ever managed to get a sermon across the border would scare off a ghost faster than him, with his holy water and his ridiculous charms. I don’t even believe he speaks good Latin; at least he doesn’t correct me when I tell him the scientific names of the plants.”

Of Father Vaughan, who divided his time and his ghostly care between Osbaldistone Hall and about half a dozen mansions of Catholic gentlemen in the neighbourhood, I have as yet said nothing, for I had seen but little. He was aged about sixty—of a good family, as I was given to understand, in the north—of a striking and imposing presence, grave in his exterior, and much respected among the Catholics of Northumberland as a worthy and upright man. Yet Father Vaughan did not altogether lack those peculiarities which distinguish his order. There hung about him an air of mystery, which, in Protestant eyes, savoured of priestcraft. The natives (such they might be well termed) of Osbaldistone Hall looked up to him with much more fear, or at least more awe, than affection. His condemnation of their revels was evident, from their being discontinued in some measure when the priest was a resident at the Hall. Even Sir Hildebrand himself put some restraint upon his conduct at such times, which, perhaps, rendered Father Vaughan's presence rather irksome than otherwise. He had the well-bred, insinuating, and almost flattering address peculiar to the clergy of his persuasion, especially in England, where the lay Catholic, hemmed in by penal laws, and by the restrictions of his sect and recommendation of his pastor, often exhibits a reserved, and almost a timid manner in the society of Protestants; while the priest, privileged by his order to mingle with persons of all creeds, is open, alert, and liberal in his intercourse with them, desirous of popularity, and usually skilful in the mode of obtaining it.

I haven’t said anything about Father Vaughan yet, who split his time and his spiritual care between Osbaldistone Hall and about six Catholic gentlemen's homes nearby, since I had seen little of him. He was around sixty, from a respectable family in the north, and had a striking, commanding presence. He appeared serious and was well-respected among the Catholics of Northumberland as a decent and honorable man. However, Father Vaughan also displayed some quirks typical of his vocation. There was an air of mystery about him that, in the eyes of Protestants, suggested priestly manipulation. The locals at Osbaldistone Hall regarded him more with fear, or at least reverence, than with warmth. His disapproval of their festivities was clear, as those gatherings were somewhat toned down when the priest stayed at the Hall. Even Sir Hildebrand felt the need to temper his behavior during those times, which probably made Father Vaughan’s presence a bit bothersome. He had the refined, charming, and almost flattering manner typical of clergy of his kind, especially in England, where lay Catholics, constrained by penal laws and the expectations of their priest, often come across as reserved and shy among Protestants. In contrast, the priest, allowed by his position to interact with people of all beliefs, is typically open, engaged, and friendly, eager to be liked, and usually skilled at getting that approval.

Father Vaughan was a particular acquaintance of Rashleigh's, otherwise, in all probability, he would scarce have been able to maintain his footing at Osbaldistone Hall. This gave me no desire to cultivate his intimacy, nor did he seem to make any advances towards mine; so our occasional intercourse was confined to the exchange of mere civility. I considered it as extremely probable that Mr. Vaughan might occupy Rashleigh's apartment during his occasional residence at the Hall; and his profession rendered it likely that he should occasionally be a tenant of the library. Nothing was more probable than that it might have been his candle which had excited my attention on a preceding evening. This led me involuntarily to recollect that the intercourse between Miss Vernon and the priest was marked with something like the same mystery which characterised her communications with Rashleigh. I had never heard her mention Vaughan's name, or even allude to him, excepting on the occasion of our first meeting, when she mentioned the old priest and Rashleigh as the only conversable beings, besides herself, in Osbaldistone Hall. Yet although silent with respect to Father Vaughan, his arrival at the Hall never failed to impress Miss Vernon with an anxious and fluttering tremor, which lasted until they had exchanged one or two significant glances.

Father Vaughan was a specific acquaintance of Rashleigh's; otherwise, he probably wouldn't have been able to stay at Osbaldistone Hall. This made me have no desire to form a closer relationship with him, nor did he seem interested in forming one with me; so our interactions were limited to polite exchanges. I thought it was very likely that Mr. Vaughan might use Rashleigh's room during his occasional stays at the Hall; and his profession made it likely that he would sometimes be a user of the library. It was quite possible that it had been his candle that caught my attention on a previous evening. This made me remember that the interactions between Miss Vernon and the priest had a similar mystery to those she had with Rashleigh. I had never heard her mention Vaughan's name or even hint at him, except during our first meeting when she referred to the old priest and Rashleigh as the only people worth talking to, besides herself, at Osbaldistone Hall. Yet, even though she was quiet about Father Vaughan, his arrival at the Hall always seemed to give Miss Vernon an anxious and nervous flutter, which lasted until they exchanged one or two knowing glances.

Whatever the mystery might be which overclouded the destinies of this beautiful and interesting female, it was clear that Father Vaughan was implicated in it; unless, indeed, I could suppose that he was the agent employed to procure her settlement in the cloister, in the event of her rejecting a union with either of my cousins,—an office which would sufficiently account for her obvious emotion at his appearance. As to the rest, they did not seem to converse much together, or even to seek each other's society. Their league, if any subsisted between them, was of a tacit and understood nature, operating on their actions without any necessity of speech. I recollected, however, on reflection, that I had once or twice discovered signs pass betwixt them, which I had at the time supposed to bear reference to some hint concerning Miss Vernon's religious observances, knowing how artfully the Catholic clergy maintain, at all times and seasons, their influence over the minds of their followers. But now I was disposed to assign to these communications a deeper and more mysterious import. Did he hold private meetings with Miss Vernon in the library? was a question which occupied my thoughts; and if so, for what purpose? And why should she have admitted an intimate of the deceitful Rashleigh to such close confidence?

Whatever the mystery was that clouded the fate of this beautiful and intriguing woman, it was obvious that Father Vaughan was involved; unless, of course, I could think that he was the one tasked with arranging her entry into the convent if she turned down either of my cousins—which would explain her clear emotional response to his presence. As for everything else, they didn’t seem to talk much or even seek each other’s company. Their connection, if there was one, was silent and understood, affecting their actions without the need for words. However, I remembered that I had occasionally noticed signals exchanged between them, which I thought were related to some mention of Miss Vernon's religious practices, knowing how skillfully the Catholic clergy maintain their influence over their followers’ minds. But now I was inclined to think these interactions had a deeper and more mysterious meaning. Was he having private meetings with Miss Vernon in the library? That question occupied my thoughts; and if so, for what reason? And why would she allow someone close to the deceptive Rashleigh such intimacy?

These questions and difficulties pressed on my mind with an interest which was greatly increased by the impossibility of resolving them. I had already begun to suspect that my friendship for Diana Vernon was not altogether so disinterested as in wisdom it ought to have been. I had already felt myself becoming jealous of the contemptible lout Thorncliff, and taking more notice, than in prudence or dignity of feeling I ought to have done, of his silly attempts to provoke me. And now I was scrutinising the conduct of Miss Vernon with the most close and eager observation, which I in vain endeavoured to palm on myself as the offspring of idle curiosity. All these, like Benedick's brushing his hat of a morning, were signs that the sweet youth was in love; and while my judgment still denied that I had been guilty of forming an attachment so imprudent, she resembled those ignorant guides, who, when they have led the traveller and themselves into irretrievable error, persist in obstinately affirming it to be impossible that they can have missed the way.

These questions and difficulties weighed heavily on my mind, and my interest only grew because I couldn't figure them out. I had already started to worry that my friendship with Diana Vernon wasn't as selfless as it should have been. I found myself getting jealous of the despicable Thorncliff and paying more attention than I should have to his ridiculous attempts to get a rise out of me. Now, I was closely and eagerly watching Miss Vernon's behavior, trying in vain to convince myself it was just idle curiosity. All of this, like Benedick brushing his hat in the morning, was a clear sign that I was in love; and while my rational mind still insisted that I hadn't been foolish enough to fall for someone, it felt like those clueless guides who, after leading a traveler astray, stubbornly refuse to accept that they've lost their way.





CHAPTER SIXTEENTH.

     It happened one day about noon, going to my boat, I was exceedingly
     surprised with the print of a man's naked foot on the shore, which
     was very plain to be seen on the sand.
                                            Robinson Crusoe.
     One day around noon, as I was headed to my boat, I was really surprised to see the clear print of a man's bare foot on the shore, clearly visible in the sand.
                                            Robinson Crusoe.

With the blended feelings of interest and jealousy which were engendered by Miss Vernon's singular situation, my observations of her looks and actions became acutely sharpened, and that to a degree which, notwithstanding my efforts to conceal it, could not escape her penetration. The sense that she was observed, or, more properly speaking, that she was watched by my looks, seemed to give Diana a mixture of embarrassment, pain, and pettishness. At times it seemed that she sought an opportunity of resenting a conduct which she could not but feel as offensive, considering the frankness with which she had mentioned the difficulties that surrounded her. At other times she seemed prepared to expostulate upon the subject. But either her courage failed, or some other sentiment impeded her seeking an e'claircissement. Her displeasure evaporated in repartee, and her expostulations died on her lips. We stood in a singular relation to each other,—spending, and by mutual choice, much of our time in close society with each other, yet disguising our mutual sentiments, and jealous of, or offended by, each other's actions. There was betwixt us intimacy without confidence;—on one side, love without hope or purpose, and curiosity without any rational or justifiable motive; and on the other, embarrassment and doubt, occasionally mingled with displeasure. Yet I believe that this agitation of the passions (such is the nature of the human bosom), as it continued by a thousand irritating and interesting, though petty circumstances, to render Miss Vernon and me the constant objects of each other's thoughts, tended, upon the whole, to increase the attachment with which we were naturally disposed to regard each other. But although my vanity early discovered that my presence at Osbaldistone Hall had given Diana some additional reason for disliking the cloister, I could by no means confide in an affection which seemed completely subordinate to the mysteries of her singular situation. Miss Vernon was of a character far too formed and determined, to permit her love for me to overpower either her sense of duty or of prudence, and she gave me a proof of this in a conversation which we had together about this period.

With a mix of interest and jealousy sparked by Miss Vernon's unique situation, I became increasingly aware of her looks and actions, to a degree that, despite my efforts to hide it, couldn’t evade her notice. The awareness that she was being watched, specifically by me, seemed to cause Diana a blend of embarrassment, discomfort, and irritability. Sometimes it felt like she was looking for a chance to react to behavior she couldn’t help but see as offensive, especially since she had openly talked about the challenges she faced. Other times, it looked like she was ready to address the topic. But either her courage faltered, or some other feeling held her back from seeking an e'claircissement. Any anger she felt faded in witty exchanges, and her attempts to speak up fell silent. We existed in a strange dynamic—spending a lot of time together by choice while hiding our true feelings and being either jealous of or hurt by each other's actions. There was intimacy without trust; on one side, there was love without hope or purpose, and curiosity without any clear reason; on the other, there was embarrassment and uncertainty, sometimes mixed with annoyance. Still, I believe that this turmoil of emotions (such is human nature), fueled by numerous annoying yet intriguing, albeit minor, circumstances, kept Miss Vernon and me constantly in each other's thoughts, ultimately strengthening the feelings we naturally had for each other. However, while my ego quickly realized that my presence at Osbaldistone Hall had given Diana more reason to dislike the confines of her situation, I couldn't fully trust an affection that seemed entirely secondary to the complexities of her unusual situation. Miss Vernon had a character that was far too strong and resolute to let her love for me overshadow her sense of duty or caution, and she demonstrated this in a conversation we had around that time.

We were sitting together in the library. Miss Vernon, in turning over a copy of the Orlando Furioso, which belonged to me, shook a piece of writing paper from between the leaves. I hastened to lift it, but she prevented me.—“It is verse,” she said, on glancing at the paper; and then unfolding it, but as if to wait my answer before proceeding—“May I take the liberty?—Nay, nay, if you blush and stammer, I must do violence to your modesty, and suppose that permission is granted.”

We were sitting together in the library. Miss Vernon, while flipping through a copy of the Orlando Furioso that belonged to me, accidentally dropped a piece of writing paper from between the pages. I quickly reached to pick it up, but she stopped me. “It’s poetry,” she said, glancing at the paper; then unfolding it as if waiting for my response before continuing—“Can I take the liberty?—No, no, if you blush and stumble over your words, I’m going to have to disregard your modesty and assume I have permission.”

“It is not worthy your perusal—a scrap of a translation—My dear Miss Vernon, it would be too severe a trial, that you, who understand the original so well, should sit in judgment.”

“It’s not worth your time—a rough translation—My dear Miss Vernon, it would be too much to expect you, who understands the original so well, to judge it.”

“Mine honest friend,” replied Diana, “do not, if you will be guided by my advice, bait your hook with too much humility; for, ten to one, it will not catch a single compliment. You know I belong to the unpopular family of Tell-truths, and would not flatter Apollo for his lyre.”

“Honestly, my friend,” Diana replied, “if you want my advice, don’t bait your hook with too much humility; chances are, it won’t catch a single compliment. You know I come from the unpopular family of Truth-tellers, and I wouldn’t flatter Apollo for his lyre.”

She proceeded to read the first stanza, which was nearly to the following purpose:—

She started to read the first stanza, which was basically about the following:—

            “Ladies, and knights, and arms, and love's fair flame,
                 Deeds of emprize and courtesy, I sing;
             What time the Moors from sultry Africk came,
                Led on by Agramant, their youthful king—
                He whom revenge and hasty ire did bring
             O'er the broad wave, in France to waste and war;
             Such ills from old Trojano's death did spring,
                Which to avenge he came from realms afar,
             And menaced Christian Charles, the Roman Emperor.
             Of dauntless Roland, too, my strain shall sound,
                In import never known in prose or rhyme,
             How He, the chief, of judgment deemed profound,
                For luckless love was crazed upon a time”—
“Ladies, knights, battles, and love’s bright flame,  
I sing of noble deeds and courtesy;  
When the Moors came from hot Africa,  
Led by Agramant, their young king—  
He who was driven by revenge and anger  
To cross the wide sea and bring waste and war to France;  
Such troubles rose from the death of old Trojano,  
Which he came from distant lands to avenge,  
And he threatened Christian Charles, the Roman Emperor.  
I’ll also tell of dauntless Roland,  
In a way never heard in prose or rhyme,  
How he, the chief, known for his wise judgment,  
Once lost his mind out of unfortunate love—”  

“There is a great deal of it,” said she, glancing along the paper, and interrupting the sweetest sounds which mortal ears can drink in,—those of a youthful poet's verses, namely, read by the lips which are dearest to him.

“There's a lot of it,” she said, looking over the paper and interrupting the most beautiful sounds that human ears can hear—those of a young poet's verses, specifically, read by the lips that are closest to him.

“Much more than ought to engage your attention, Miss Vernon,” I replied, something mortified; and I took the verses from her unreluctant hand— “And yet,” I continued, “shut up as I am in this retired situation, I have felt sometimes I could not amuse myself better than by carrying on—merely for my own amusement, you will of course understand—the version of this fascinating author, which I began some months since when I was on the banks of the Garonne.”

“There's much more that should catch your interest, Miss Vernon,” I replied, a bit embarrassed, as I took the verses from her willingly outstretched hand—“And yet,” I continued, “even though I'm stuck in this quiet place, I've sometimes thought that I couldn't entertain myself better than by continuing—just for my own amusement, as you’ll surely understand—the version of this captivating author that I started a few months ago when I was along the banks of the Garonne.”

“The question would only be,” said Diana, gravely, “whether you could not spend your time to better purpose?”

“The question would only be,” said Diana, seriously, “whether you could spend your time in a better way?”

“You mean in original composition?” said I, greatly flattered—“But, to say truth, my genius rather lies in finding words and rhymes than ideas; and therefore I am happy to use those which Ariosto has prepared to my hand. However, Miss Vernon, with the encouragement you give”—

“You mean in original composition?” I said, feeling quite flattered. “But, to be honest, my talent is more in finding words and rhymes than in coming up with ideas; so I’m glad to use what Ariosto has provided for me. However, Miss Vernon, with the support you offer—”

“Pardon me, Frank—it is encouragement not of my giving, but of your taking. I meant neither original composition nor translation, since I think you might employ your time to far better purpose than in either. You are mortified,” she continued, “and I am sorry to be the cause.”

“Excuse me, Frank—it’s encouragement not from me, but from you. I didn’t mean for you to create something new or translate anything, because I believe you could use your time much better than either of those. You feel embarrassed,” she added, “and I’m sorry to be the reason.”

“Not mortified,—certainly not mortified,” said I, with the best grace I could muster, and it was but indifferently assumed; “I am too much obliged by the interest you take in me.”

"Not embarrassed—definitely not embarrassed," I said, with the best poise I could manage, though it wasn't very convincing; "I really appreciate how much you care about me."

“Nay, but,” resumed the relentless Diana, “there is both mortification and a little grain of anger in that constrained tone of voice; do not be angry if I probe your feelings to the bottom—perhaps what I am about to say will affect them still more.”

“Nah, but,” continued the relentless Diana, “there's both embarrassment and a hint of anger in that tense tone of voice; don’t be mad if I dig into your feelings—what I’m about to say might impact them even more.”

I felt the childishness of my own conduct, and the superior manliness of Miss Vernon's, and assured her, that she need not fear my wincing under criticism which I knew to be kindly meant.

I realized how childish I was being compared to Miss Vernon’s mature behavior, and I assured her that she didn’t have to worry about me flinching at her criticism, which I recognized was coming from a good place.

“That was honestly meant and said,” she replied; “I knew full well that the fiend of poetical irritability flew away with the little preluding cough which ushered in the declaration. And now I must be serious—Have you heard from your father lately?”

"That was sincerely said," she replied. "I knew very well that the feeling of poetic irritation vanished with the little cough that came before the declaration. And now I need to be serious—Have you heard from your father recently?"

“Not a word,” I replied; “he has not honoured me with a single line during the several months of my residence here.”

“Not a word,” I replied; “he hasn’t honored me with a single message during the several months I’ve been here.”

“That is strange!—you are a singular race, you bold Osbaldistones. Then you are not aware that he has gone to Holland, to arrange some pressing affairs which required his own immediate presence?”

"That's weird!—you are a unique bunch, you daring Osbaldistones. So you don’t know that he’s gone to Holland to take care of some urgent matters that needed his personal attention?"

“I never heard a word of it until this moment.”

"I didn’t hear a word about it until now."

“And farther, it must be news to you, and I presume scarcely the most agreeable, that he has left Rashleigh in the almost uncontrolled management of his affairs until his return.”

“And furthermore, it must be surprising to you, and I assume not the most pleasant news, that he has left Rashleigh in almost complete control of his affairs until he comes back.”

I started, and could not suppress my surprise and apprehension.

I began and couldn’t hide my surprise and worry.

“You have reason for alarm,” said Miss Vernon, very gravely; “and were I you, I would endeavour to meet and obviate the dangers which arise from so undesirable an arrangement.”

“You should be concerned,” said Miss Vernon seriously; “and if I were you, I would try to address and eliminate the risks that come from such an unfavorable situation.”

“And how is it possible for me to do so?”

“And how can I do that?”

“Everything is possible for him who possesses courage and activity,” she said, with a look resembling one of those heroines of the age of chivalry, whose encouragement was wont to give champions double valour at the hour of need; “and to the timid and hesitating, everything is impossible, because it seems so.”

“Anything is possible for those who have courage and take action,” she said, with a look like those heroines from the chivalric era, whose support often gave heroes extra strength in their time of need; “but for the fearful and uncertain, everything feels impossible because it seems that way.”

“And what would you advise, Miss Vernon?” I replied, wishing, yet dreading, to hear her answer.

“And what do you think, Miss Vernon?” I replied, both wanting and fearing to hear her response.

She paused a moment, then answered firmly—“That you instantly leave Osbaldistone Hall, and return to London. You have perhaps already,” she continued, in a softer tone, “been here too long; that fault was not yours. Every succeeding moment you waste here will be a crime. Yes, a crime: for I tell you plainly, that if Rashleigh long manages your father's affairs, you may consider his ruin as consummated.”

She paused for a moment, then answered firmly, “You need to leave Osbaldistone Hall immediately and go back to London. You've probably already,” she continued in a softer tone, “stayed here too long; that wasn't your fault. Every moment you waste here will be a mistake. Yes, a mistake, because I’m telling you honestly, if Rashleigh continues to handle your father's business, you can consider his ruin inevitable.”

“How is this possible?”

"How is this happening?"

“Ask no questions,” she said; “but believe me, Rashleigh's views extend far beyond the possession or increase of commercial wealth: he will only make the command of Mr. Osbaldistone's revenues and property the means of putting in motion his own ambitious and extensive schemes. While your father was in Britain this was impossible; during his absence, Rashleigh will possess many opportunities, and he will not neglect to use them.”

“Don’t ask any questions,” she said; “but trust me, Rashleigh's ambitions go way beyond just gaining more money. He will use control over Mr. Osbaldistone's income and property to push his own ambitious and far-reaching plans. While your father was in Britain, this was not possible; with him gone, Rashleigh will have plenty of chances, and he won’t hesitate to take advantage of them.”

“But how can I, in disgrace with my father, and divested of all control over his affairs, prevent this danger by my mere presence in London?”

“But how can I, out of favor with my father and having no control over his matters, stop this threat just by being in London?”

“That presence alone will do much. Your claim to interfere is a part of your birthright, and it is inalienable. You will have the countenance, doubtless, of your father's head-clerk, and confidential friends and partners. Above all, Rashleigh's schemes are of a nature that”—(she stopped abruptly, as if fearful of saying too much)—“are, in short,” she resumed, “of the nature of all selfish and unconscientious plans, which are speedily abandoned as soon as those who frame them perceive their arts are discovered and watched. Therefore, in the language of your favourite poet—

“That presence alone will mean a lot. Your right to intervene is part of your birthright and can't be taken away. You'll definitely have the support of your father's chief clerk and trusted friends and partners. Most importantly, Rashleigh's plans are the kind that”—(she stopped suddenly, as if afraid to reveal too much)—“are, in short,” she continued, “like all selfish and dishonest schemes, which are quickly dropped as soon as those who create them realize their tricks are being seen and monitored. So, in the words of your favorite poet—

           To horse! to horse! Urge doubts to those that fear.”
 
           To horse! To horse! Push doubts aside for those who are afraid.

A feeling, irresistible in its impulse, induced me to reply—“Ah! Diana, can you give me advice to leave Osbaldistone Hall?—then indeed I have already been a resident here too long!”

A feeling, impossible to resist, made me respond—“Ah! Diana, can you give me advice on how to leave Osbaldistone Hall?—then I really have spent too much time here already!”

Miss Vernon coloured, but proceeded with great firmness—“Indeed, I do give you this advice—not only to quit Osbaldistone Hall, but never to return to it more. You have only one friend to regret here,” she continued, forcing a smile, “and she has been long accustomed to sacrifice her friendships and her comforts to the welfare of others. In the world you will meet a hundred whose friendship will be as disinterested—more useful—less encumbered by untoward circumstances—less influenced by evil tongues and evil times.”

Miss Vernon blushed but spoke with determination. “I’m really advising you—not just to leave Osbaldistone Hall, but to never come back. You only have one friend to miss here,” she said, forcing a smile, “and she’s used to putting her friendships and comfort aside for the sake of others. Out in the world, you’ll find a hundred people whose friendship will be just as sincere—more helpful—less burdened by difficult situations—less swayed by gossip and tough times.”

“Never!” I exclaimed, “never!—the world can afford me nothing to repay what I must leave behind me.” Here I took her hand, and pressed it to my lips.

“Never!” I exclaimed, “never!—the world has nothing that can make up for what I have to leave behind.” Here I took her hand and pressed it to my lips.

“This is folly!” she exclaimed—“this is madness!” and she struggled to withdraw her hand from my grasp, but not so stubbornly as actually to succeed until I had held it for nearly a minute. “Hear me, sir!” she said, “and curb this unmanly burst of passion. I am, by a solemn contract, the bride of Heaven, unless I could prefer being wedded to villany in the person of Rashleigh Osbaldistone, or brutality in that of his brother. I am, therefore, the bride of Heaven,—betrothed to the convent from the cradle. To me, therefore, these raptures are misapplied—they only serve to prove a farther necessity for your departure, and that without delay.” At these words she broke suddenly off, and said, but in a suppressed tone of voice, “Leave me instantly—we will meet here again, but it must be for the last time.”

“This is crazy!” she exclaimed—“this is madness!” and she struggled to pull her hand away from mine, but not so determinedly that she actually succeeded until I had held it for nearly a minute. “Listen to me, sir!” she said, “and control this unmanly outburst of emotion. I am, by a solemn vow, the bride of Heaven, unless I would rather be married to evil in the form of Rashleigh Osbaldistone, or brutality in his brother. Therefore, I am the bride of Heaven—betrothed to the convent from birth. So to me, these feelings are misplaced—they only serve to emphasize the need for your departure, and that without delay.” At these words, she suddenly stopped and said, but in a hushed tone, “Leave me immediately—we will meet here again, but it must be for the last time.”

My eyes followed the direction of hers as she spoke, and I thought I saw the tapestry shake, which covered the door of the secret passage from Rashleigh's room to the library. I conceived we were observed, and turned an inquiring glance on Miss Vernon.

My eyes followed hers as she spoke, and I thought I saw the tapestry that covered the door of the secret passage from Rashleigh's room to the library move. I felt we were being watched, and I glanced at Miss Vernon with a questioning look.

“It is nothing,” said she, faintly; “a rat behind the arras.”

“It’s nothing,” she said weakly; “just a rat behind the curtain.”

“Dead for a ducat,” would have been my reply, had I dared to give way to the feelings which rose indignant at the idea of being subjected to an eaves-dropper on such an occasion. Prudence, and the necessity of suppressing my passion, and obeying Diana's reiterated command of “Leave me! leave me!” came in time to prevent my rash action. I left the apartment in a wild whirl and giddiness of mind, which I in vain attempted to compose when I returned to my own.

“Dead for a ducat,” would have been my response, if I had been brave enough to express the anger I felt at the thought of being spied on during such a moment. Common sense, along with the need to control my emotions and follow Diana's repeated command of “Leave me! leave me!” stopped me from acting impulsively. I exited the room in a frenzy, my mind spinning, which I unsuccessfully tried to calm when I got back to my own space.

A chaos of thoughts intruded themselves on me at once, passing hastily through my brain, intercepting and overshadowing each other, and resembling those fogs which in mountainous countries are wont to descend in obscure volumes, and disfigure or obliterate the usual marks by which the traveller steers his course through the wilds. The dark and undefined idea of danger arising to my father from the machinations of such a man as Rashleigh Osbaldistone—the half declaration of love that I had offered to Miss Vernon's acceptance—the acknowledged difficulties of her situation, bound by a previous contract to sacrifice herself to a cloister or to an ill-assorted marriage,—all pressed themselves at once upon my recollection, while my judgment was unable deliberately to consider any of them in their just light and bearings. But chiefly and above all the rest, I was perplexed by the manner in which Miss Vernon had received my tender of affection, and by her manner, which, fluctuating betwixt sympathy and firmness, seemed to intimate that I possessed an interest in her bosom, but not of force sufficient to counterbalance the obstacles to her avowing a mutual affection. The glance of fear, rather than surprise, with which she had watched the motion of the tapestry over the concealed door, implied an apprehension of danger which I could not but suppose well grounded; for Diana Vernon was little subject to the nervous emotions of her sex, and totally unapt to fear without actual and rational cause. Of what nature could those mysteries be, with which she was surrounded as with an enchanter's spell, and which seemed continually to exert an active influence over her thoughts and actions, though their agents were never visible? On this subject of doubt my mind finally rested, as if glad to shake itself free from investigating the propriety or prudence of my own conduct, by transferring the inquiry to what concerned Miss Vernon. I will be resolved, I concluded, ere I leave Osbaldistone Hall, concerning the light in which I must in future regard this fascinating being, over whose life frankness and mystery seem to have divided their reign,—the former inspiring her words and sentiments—the latter spreading in misty influence over all her actions.

A flood of thoughts rushed into my mind all at once, quickly passing through and colliding with each other, much like the fogs that often settle in mountainous areas, obscuring the usual landmarks that guide travelers through the wilderness. The vague and ominous idea that my father might be in danger from someone like Rashleigh Osbaldistone—the half-hearted confession of love I had given to Miss Vernon—the acknowledged problems she faced, bound by a previous promise to either enter a convent or marry someone ill-suited for her—all surged into my mind at once, while my ability to think clearly about any of them was overwhelmed. But most of all, I was troubled by how Miss Vernon had reacted to my declaration of affection, as her response swayed between understanding and resoluteness, suggesting that I had a place in her heart, but not enough to overcome the barriers to her admitting a mutual affection. The look of fear, rather than surprise, she had when watching the tapestry move over the hidden door hinted at a real concern of danger that I couldn’t dismiss; for Diana Vernon was not typically prone to the anxious feelings common to her gender, and was unlikely to fear without a reasonable cause. What could be the nature of the mysteries surrounding her, as if she were under an enchantment, constantly influencing her thoughts and actions, even though those responsible for them were never seen? My mind finally settled on this dilemma, as if relieved to avoid questioning my own actions by focusing instead on Miss Vernon. I told myself, before I leave Osbaldistone Hall, I would figure out how I should view this captivating woman, whose life seemed to be ruled by both openness and enigma—her words and feelings marked by candor, yet a vague haze of mystery cloaked all her actions.

Joined to the obvious interests which arose from curiosity and anxious passion, there mingled in my feelings a strong, though unavowed and undefined, infusion of jealousy. This sentiment, which springs up with love as naturally as the tares with the wheat, was excited by the degree of influence which Diana appeared to concede to those unseen beings by whom her actions were limited. The more I reflected upon her character, the more I was internally though unwillingly convinced, that she was formed to set at defiance all control, excepting that which arose from affection; and I felt a strong, bitter, and gnawing suspicion, that such was the foundation of that influence by which she was overawed.

Joined with the obvious interests that came from curiosity and intense passion, there was also a strong, though unspoken and unclear, sense of jealousy in my feelings. This emotion, which arises alongside love just as naturally as weeds with wheat, was stirred up by the extent of influence Diana seemed to allow those unseen beings who restricted her actions. The more I thought about her character, the more I was, though reluctantly, convinced that she was meant to defy all control, except for that which came from love; and I felt a deep, bitter, and gnawing suspicion that this was the root of the influence that kept her in check.

These tormenting doubts strengthened my desire to penetrate into the secret of Miss Vernon's conduct, and in the prosecution of this sage adventure, I formed a resolution, of which, if you are not weary of these details, you will find the result in the next chapter.

These troubling doubts intensified my urge to uncover the mystery behind Miss Vernon's behavior, and as I pursued this intriguing quest, I made a decision that, if you're not tired of these details, you'll read about in the next chapter.





CHAPTER SEVENTEENTH.

                     I hear a voice you cannot hear,
                     Which says, I must not stay;
                     I see a hand you cannot see,
                           Which beckons me awry.
                                            Tickell.
                     I hear a voice you can't hear,
                     That says, I can't stay;
                     I see a hand you can't see,
                           That calls me away.
                                            Tickell.

I have already told you, Tresham, if you deign to bear it in remembrance, that my evening visits to the library had seldom been made except by appointment, and under the sanction of old Dame Martha's presence. This, however, was entirely a tacit conventional arrangement of my own instituting. Of late, as the embarrassments of our relative situation had increased, Miss Vernon and I had never met in the evening at all. She had therefore no reason to suppose that I was likely to seek a renewal of these interviews, and especially without some previous notice or appointment betwixt us, that Martha might, as usual, be placed upon duty; but, on the other hand, this cautionary provision was a matter of understanding, not of express enactment. The library was open to me, as to the other members of the family, at all hours of the day and night, and I could not be accused of intrusion, however suddenly and unexpectedly I might made my appearance in it. My belief was strong, that in this apartment Miss Vernon occasionally received Vaughan, or some other person, by whose opinion she was accustomed to regulate her conduct, and that at the times when she could do so with least chance of interruption. The lights which gleamed in the library at unusual hours—the passing shadows which I had myself remarked—the footsteps which might be traced in the morning-dew from the turret-door to the postern-gate in the garden—sounds and sights which some of the servants, and Andrew Fairservice in particular, had observed, and accounted for in their own way,—all tended to show that the place was visited by some one different from the ordinary inmates of the hall. Connected as this visitant probably must be with the fates of Diana Vernon, I did not hesitate to form a plan of discovering who or what he was,—how far his influence was likely to produce good or evil consequences to her on whom he acted;—above all, though I endeavoured to persuade myself that this was a mere subordinate consideration, I desired to know by what means this person had acquired or maintained his influence over Diana, and whether he ruled over her by fear or by affection. The proof that this jealous curiosity was uppermost in my mind, arose from my imagination always ascribing Miss Vernon's conduct to the influence of some one individual agent, although, for aught I knew about the matter, her advisers might be as numerous am Legion. I remarked this over and over to myself; but I found that my mind still settled back in my original conviction, that one single individual, of the masculine sex, and in all probability young and handsome, was at the bottom of Miss Vernon's conduct; and it was with a burning desire of discovering, or rather of detecting, such a rival, that I stationed myself in the garden to watch the moment when the lights should appear in the library windows.

I've already mentioned to you, Tresham, if you can remember, that my evening visits to the library were rarely made without an appointment and with old Dame Martha present. This was entirely a silent agreement of my own making. Recently, as the difficulties of our situation grew, Miss Vernon and I hadn't met in the evening at all. She had no reason to expect that I would want to resume those meetings, especially without some notice or an appointment between us, so Martha could, as usual, be on duty. However, this precaution was understood, not officially stated. The library was open to me, like all the other family members, at any hour of the day or night, and I couldn’t be accused of intruding, no matter how suddenly I might show up. I strongly believed that in this room, Miss Vernon occasionally met with Vaughan, or someone else, whose opinions she relied upon to guide her actions, especially at times when she could avoid interruptions. The lights shining in the library at odd hours—the shadows I noticed—the footprints traced in the morning dew from the turret door to the garden gate—all of these, which some staff members, particularly Andrew Fairservice, had seen and explained in their own way, suggested that someone other than the usual residents was visiting. Since this visitor was likely connected to Diana Vernon's fate, I was determined to find out who they were and what kind of influence they had—whether it would lead to good or bad outcomes for her. Above all, though I tried to convince myself that this was a minor issue, I wanted to know how this person had gained or maintained their influence over Diana, and whether they controlled her through fear or affection. This jealous curiosity was clear in my mind, as I always attributed Miss Vernon's behavior to the influence of a single individual, even though I had no idea how many advisers she might have, possibly countless. I reminded myself of this repeatedly, but I couldn't help but fall back into my original belief that there was one single young, likely attractive man behind Miss Vernon's actions. Fueled by a burning desire to discover—or rather, to catch—such a rival, I positioned myself in the garden to wait for the moment when the lights would shine in the library windows.

So eager, however, was my impatience, that I commenced my watch for a phenomenon, which could not appear until darkness, a full hour before the daylight disappeared, on a July evening. It was Sabbath, and all the walks were still and solitary. I walked up and down for some time, enjoying the refreshing coolness of a summer evening, and meditating on the probable consequences of my enterprise. The fresh and balmy air of the garden, impregnated with fragrance, produced its usual sedative effects on my over-heated and feverish blood. As these took place, the turmoil of my mind began proportionally to abate, and I was led to question the right I had to interfere with Miss Vernon's secrets, or with those of my uncle's family. What was it to me whom my uncle might choose to conceal in his house, where I was myself a guest only by tolerance? And what title had I to pry into the affairs of Miss Vernon, fraught, as she had avowed them to be, with mystery, into which she desired no scrutiny?

I was so impatient that I started watching for a phenomenon that wouldn’t happen until dark, which was still a full hour away on a July evening. It was Sunday, and the paths were quiet and empty. I strolled back and forth for a while, enjoying the refreshing coolness of the summer evening and thinking about the possible outcomes of my adventure. The fresh, fragrant air of the garden had its usual calming effect on my anxious and heated emotions. As I relaxed, the chaos in my mind began to ease, and I started to question whether I had the right to intrude on Miss Vernon's secrets or those of my uncle's family. What did it matter to me whom my uncle chose to hide in his house, especially since I was only a guest there by his grace? And what right did I have to investigate Miss Vernon’s affairs, which she had clearly stated were mysterious and that she wanted to keep private?

Passion and self-will were ready with their answers to these questions. In detecting this secret, I was in all probability about to do service to Sir Hildebrand, who was probably ignorant of the intrigues carried on in his family—and a still more important service to Miss Vernon, whose frank simplicity of character exposed her to so many risks in maintaining a private correspondence, perhaps with a person of doubtful or dangerous character. If I seemed to intrude myself on her confidence, it was with the generous and disinterested (yes, I even ventured to call it the disinterested) intention of guiding, defending, and protecting her against craft—against malice,—above all, against the secret counsellor whom she had chosen for her confidant. Such were the arguments which my will boldly preferred to my conscience, as coin which ought to be current, and which conscience, like a grumbling shopkeeper, was contented to accept, rather than come to an open breach with a customer, though more than doubting that the tender was spurious.

Passion and determination were ready with their answers to these questions. In uncovering this secret, I was likely about to help Sir Hildebrand, who was probably unaware of the schemes going on in his family—and even more importantly, assist Miss Vernon, whose honest and simple nature put her at so much risk in maintaining a private correspondence, perhaps with someone of questionable or dangerous character. If I seemed to intrude on her trust, it was with the kind and selfless (yes, I dared to call it selfless) intention of guiding, defending, and protecting her against deceit—against malice—especially against the secret advisor she had chosen as her confidant. These were the arguments that my will boldly favored over my conscience, like currency that should be accepted, even though my conscience, like a disgruntled shopkeeper, reluctantly agreed to take it rather than confront a customer, all while seriously doubting that the money was genuine.

While I paced the green alleys, debating these things pro and con, I suddenly alighted upon Andrew Fairservice, perched up like a statue by a range of bee-hives, in an attitude of devout contemplation—one eye, however, watching the motions of the little irritable citizens, who were settling in their straw-thatched mansion for the evening, and the other fixed on a book of devotion, which much attrition had deprived of its corners, and worn into an oval shape; a circumstance which, with the close print and dingy colour of the volume in question, gave it an air of most respectable antiquity.

While I walked through the green paths, weighing these issues back and forth, I suddenly came across Andrew Fairservice, sitting like a statue by a row of bee-hives, deeply lost in thought—one eye, however, keeping an eye on the busy little bees settling into their straw-thatched home for the night, and the other focused on a devotional book that had been so worn down it lost its corners and took on an oval shape; this detail, along with the small print and faded color of the book, gave it a vibe of great age and respectability.

“I was e'en taking a spell o' worthy Mess John Quackleben's Flower of a Sweet Savour sawn on the Middenstead of this World,” said Andrew, closing his book at my appearance, and putting his horn spectacles, by way of mark, at the place where he had been reading.

“I was just taking a break from worthy Mess John Quackleben's Flower of a Sweet Savour sitting on the Dump of this World,” said Andrew, closing his book when he saw me, and marking his place with his horn-rimmed glasses.

“And the bees, I observe, were dividing your attention, Andrew, with the learned author?”

“And the bees, I notice, were competing for your attention, Andrew, with the scholarly author?”

“They are a contumacious generation,” replied the gardener; “they hae sax days in the week to hive on, and yet it's a common observe that they will aye swarm on the Sabbath-day, and keep folk at hame frae hearing the word—But there's nae preaching at Graneagain chapel the e'en—that's aye ae mercy.”

“They’re a rebellious generation,” replied the gardener; “they have six days in the week to gather, and yet it’s a common observation that they always swarm on Sunday, keeping people at home from hearing the word—But there’s no preaching at Graneagain chapel this evening—that’s always one mercy.”

“You might have gone to the parish church as I did, Andrew, and heard an excellent discourse.”

“You might have gone to the local church like I did, Andrew, and heard a great talk.”

“Clauts o' cauld parritch—clauts o' cauld parritch,” replied Andrew, with a most supercilious sneer,—“gude aneueh for dogs, begging your honour's pardon—Ay! I might nae doubt hae heard the curate linking awa at it in his white sark yonder, and the musicians playing on whistles, mair like a penny-wedding than a sermon—and to the boot of that, I might hae gaen to even-song, and heard Daddie Docharty mumbling his mass—muckle the better I wad hae been o' that!”

“Cold porridge—cold porridge,” Andrew replied with a very condescending sneer, “good enough for dogs, no offense meant, sir— Yes! I probably heard the curate droning on about it in his white shirt over there, and the musicians playing on whistles, more like a cheap wedding than a sermon—and on top of that, I could've gone to evening service and heard Father Docharty mumbling his mass—wouldn’t have done me any good!”

“Docharty!” said I (this was the name of an old priest, an Irishman, I think, who sometimes officiated at Osbaldistone Hall)—“I thought Father Vaughan had been at the Hall. He was here yesterday.”

“Docharty!” I said (this was the name of an old priest, an Irishman, I think, who sometimes officiated at Osbaldistone Hall)—“I thought Father Vaughan had been at the Hall. He was here yesterday.”

“Ay,” replied Andrew; “but he left it yestreen, to gang to Greystock, or some o' thae west-country haulds. There's an unco stir among them a' e'enow. They are as busy as my bees are—God sain them! that I suld even the puir things to the like o' papists. Ye see this is the second swarm, and whiles they will swarm off in the afternoon. The first swarm set off sune in the morning.—But I am thinking they are settled in their skeps for the night; sae I wuss your honour good-night, and grace, and muckle o't.”

“Yeah,” replied Andrew; “but he left yesterday to go to Greystock, or one of those western strongholds. There’s a lot of commotion among them all right now. They’re as busy as my bees—God bless them! I shouldn’t even compare the poor things to papists. You see, this is the second swarm, and sometimes they will fly off in the afternoon. The first swarm took off early in the morning.—But I think they’re settled in their hives for the night; so I wish you a good night, and grace, and plenty of it.”

So saying, Andrew retreated, but often cast a parting glance upon the skeps, as he called the bee-hives.

So saying, Andrew stepped back, but he often took a last look at the skeps, as he called the bee-hives.

I had indirectly gained from him an important piece of information, that Father Vaughan, namely, was not supposed to be at the Hall. If, therefore, there appeared light in the windows of the library this evening, it either could not be his, or he was observing a very secret and suspicious line of conduct. I waited with impatience the time of sunset and of twilight. It had hardly arrived, ere a gleam from the windows of the library was seen, dimly distinguishable amidst the still enduring light of the evening. I marked its first glimpse, however, as speedily as the benighted sailor descries the first distant twinkle of the lighthouse which marks his course. The feelings of doubt and propriety, which had hitherto contended with my curiosity and jealousy, vanished when an opportunity of gratifying the former was presented to me. I re-entered the house, and avoiding the more frequented apartments with the consciousness of one who wishes to keep his purpose secret, I reached the door of the library—hesitated for a moment as my hand was upon the latch—heard a suppressed step within—opened the door—and found Miss Vernon alone.

I had indirectly learned an important piece of information from him: that Father Vaughan was not supposed to be at the Hall. So, if there was light in the library windows this evening, it could either mean he was there, or he was up to something very secretive and suspicious. I waited impatiently for sunset and twilight. As soon as twilight arrived, I spotted a gleam from the library windows, barely visible against the fading evening light. I noticed that first glimpse quickly, like a lost sailor spotting the distant twinkle of a lighthouse guiding his way. The feelings of doubt and propriety that had been competing with my curiosity and jealousy disappeared when I saw an opportunity to satisfy the former. I went back into the house, intentionally avoiding the busier rooms, aware of my desire to keep my intentions secret. I reached the library door—hesitated for a moment with my hand on the latch—heard a muffled step inside—opened the door—and found Miss Vernon alone.

Diana appeared surprised,—whether at my sudden entrance, or from some other cause, I could not guess; but there was in her appearance a degree of flutter, which I had never before remarked, and which I knew could only be produced by unusual emotion. Yet she was calm in a moment; and such is the force of conscience, that I, who studied to surprise her, seemed myself the surprised, and was certainly the embarrassed person.

Diana looked surprised—whether it was because of my sudden arrival or something else, I couldn’t tell; but there was a certain nervousness in her that I hadn't noticed before, and I knew it was caused by some strong feelings. Still, she composed herself quickly; and such is the power of conscience that I, aiming to catch her off guard, ended up being the one who was caught off guard and definitely felt awkward.

“Has anything happened?” said Miss Vernon—“has any one arrived at the Hall?”

“Has anything happened?” Miss Vernon asked. “Has anyone arrived at the Hall?”

“No one that I know of,” I answered, in some confusion; “I only sought the Orlando.”

“No one that I know of,” I replied, feeling a bit confused; “I was just looking for the Orlando.”

“It lies there,” said Miss Vernon, pointing to the table. In removing one or two books to get at that which I pretended to seek, I was, in truth, meditating to make a handsome retreat from an investigation to which I felt my assurance inadequate, when I perceived a man's glove lying upon the table. My eyes encountered those of Miss Vernon, who blushed deeply.

“It’s right there,” said Miss Vernon, pointing to the table. As I moved a couple of books to reach what I pretended to look for, I was actually trying to find a graceful way to escape an investigation I felt unprepared for, when I noticed a man’s glove on the table. My gaze met Miss Vernon’s, and she blushed deeply.

“It is one of my relics,” she said with hesitation, replying not to my words but to my looks; “it is one of the gloves of my grandfather, the original of the superb Vandyke which you admire.”

“It’s one of my keepsakes,” she said hesitantly, responding not to my words but to the expression on my face; “it’s one of my grandfather’s gloves, the original of the beautiful Vandyke that you like.”

As if she thought something more than her bare assertion was necessary to prove her statement true, she opened a drawer of the large oaken table, and taking out another glove, threw it towards me.—When a temper naturally ingenuous stoops to equivocate, or to dissemble, the anxious pain with which the unwonted task is laboured, often induces the hearer to doubt the authenticity of the tale. I cast a hasty glance on both gloves, and then replied gravely—“The gloves resemble each other, doubtless, in form and embroidery; but they cannot form a pair, since they both belong to the right hand.”

As if she believed that something more than her simple claim was needed to prove her point, she opened a drawer of the large wooden table and pulled out another glove, throwing it towards me. When someone with a naturally straightforward nature resorts to lying or pretending, the uneasy struggle with this unfamiliar task often leads the listener to question the truth of the story. I took a quick look at both gloves and then replied seriously, “The gloves certainly look alike in shape and embroidery, but they can't be a matching pair since they both belong to the right hand.”

She bit her lip with anger, and again coloured deeply.

She bit her lip in anger and blushed again.

“You do right to expose me,” she replied, with bitterness: “some friends would have only judged from what I said, that I chose to give no particular explanation of a circumstance which calls for none—at least to a stranger. You have judged better, and have made me feel, not only the meanness of duplicity, but my own inadequacy to sustain the task of a dissembler. I now tell you distinctly, that that glove is not the fellow, as you have acutely discerned, to the one which I just now produced;—it belongs to a friend yet dearer to me than the original of Vandyke's picture—a friend by whose counsels I have been, and will be, guided—whom I honour—whom I”—she paused.

“You're right to call me out,” she replied bitterly. “Some friends would only have judged from what I said, assuming I chose not to explain something that doesn't need explaining—at least not to a stranger. You’ve judged more wisely, making me realize not only the ugliness of dishonesty but also my own inability to play the role of a deceiver. I’m now telling you clearly that this glove isn't the same as the one I just showed you, as you’ve keenly noticed; it belongs to a friend who is even dearer to me than the original of Vandyke's portrait—a friend whose advice I have followed and will continue to follow—whom I respect—whom I—” she paused.

I was irritated at her manner, and filled up the blank in my own way— “Whom she loves, Miss Vernon would say.”

I was annoyed by her behavior and filled in the gap my own way— “Whom she loves, Miss Vernon would say.”

“And if I do say so,” she replied haughtily, “by whom shall my affection be called to account?”

“And if I may say so,” she replied arrogantly, “who will hold me accountable for my feelings?”

Die Vernon and Frank in Library

“Not by me, Miss Vernon, assuredly—I entreat you to hold me acquitted of such presumption.—But,” I continued, with some emphasis, for I was now piqued in return, “I hope Miss Vernon will pardon a friend, from whom she seems disposed to withdraw the title, for observing”—

“Definitely not by me, Miss Vernon—I ask you to clear me of such arrogance.—But,” I continued, with some emphasis, as I was now a bit annoyed, “I hope Miss Vernon will forgive a friend, from whom she seems ready to take away the title, for pointing out”—

“Observe nothing, sir,” she interrupted with some vehemence, “except that I will neither be doubted nor questioned. There does not exist one by whom I will be either interrogated or judged; and if you sought this unusual time of presenting yourself in order to spy upon my privacy, the friendship or interest with which you pretend to regard me, is a poor excuse for your uncivil curiosity.”

“Don’t look at anything, sir,” she interrupted with some intensity, “except that I will not be doubted or questioned. There's no one who can interrogate or judge me; and if you came at this unusual time to pry into my personal life, the friendship or concern you claim to have for me is a weak excuse for your rude curiosity.”

“I relieve you of my presence,” said I, with pride equal to her own; for my temper has ever been a stranger to stooping, even in cases where my feelings were most deeply interested—“I relieve you of my presence. I awake from a pleasant, but a most delusive dream; and—but we understand each other.”

“I'm stepping away,” I said, with pride matching hers; because I've never been one to back down, even when my emotions were heavily involved—“I’m stepping away. I’m waking up from a nice, but very misleading dream; and—but we understand each other.”

I had reached the door of the apartment, when Miss Vernon, whose movements were sometimes so rapid as to seem almost instinctive, overtook me, and, catching hold of my arm, stopped me with that air of authority which she could so whimsically assume, and which, from the naivete and simplicity of her manner, had an effect so peculiarly interesting.

I had just arrived at the apartment door when Miss Vernon, whose quick movements often seemed almost instinctual, caught up with me. Grabbing my arm, she stopped me with that authoritative vibe she could whimsically take on. Her mix of naivety and simplicity made her demeanor uniquely engaging.

“Stop, Mr. Frank,” she said, “you are not to leave me in that way neither; I am not so amply provided with friends, that I can afford to throw away even the ungrateful and the selfish. Mark what I say, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone. You shall know nothing of this mysterious glove,” and she held it up as she spoke—“nothing—no, not a single iota more than you know already; and yet I will not permit it to be a gauntlet of strife and defiance betwixt us. My time here,” she said, sinking into a tone somewhat softer, “must necessarily be very short; yours must be still shorter: we are soon to part never to meet again; do not let us quarrel, or make any mysterious miseries the pretext for farther embittering the few hours we shall ever pass together on this side of eternity.”

“Stop, Mr. Frank,” she said, “you can’t leave me like that; I don’t have enough friends to throw away even the ungrateful and selfish ones. Listen to me, Mr. Francis Osbaldistone. You won’t know anything about this mysterious glove,” and she held it up as she spoke—“nothing—no, not a single bit more than you already know; and yet I won’t let it become a source of conflict between us. My time here,” she said, softening her tone a bit, “will be very short; yours will be even shorter: we’re about to part for good; let’s not argue, or let any mysterious troubles ruin the little time we have left together in this life.”

I do not know, Tresham, by what witchery this fascinating creature obtained such complete management over a temper which I cannot at all times manage myself. I had determined on entering the library, to seek a complete explanation with Miss Vernon. I had found that she refused it with indignant defiance, and avowed to my face the preference of a rival; for what other construction could I put on her declared preference of her mysterious confidant? And yet, while I was on the point of leaving the apartment, and breaking with her for ever, it cost her but a change of look and tone, from that of real and haughty resentment to that of kind and playful despotism, again shaded off into melancholy and serious feeling, to lead me back to my seat, her willing subject, on her own hard terms.

I don't know, Tresham, how this captivating person managed to gain such complete control over a temper that I can hardly keep in check myself. I had planned to enter the library and get a full explanation from Miss Vernon. I discovered that she refused to give me one with an angry defiance and openly admitted she preferred someone else; what other interpretation could I have for her declared preference for her mysterious confidant? And yet, just as I was about to leave the room and cut ties with her for good, all it took was a change in her look and tone—from real and haughty resentment to kind and playful dominance, then back to a mood of melancholy and serious feeling—to draw me back to my seat, her willing subject, on her own tough terms.

“What does this avail?” said I, as I sate down. “What can this avail, Miss Vernon? Why should I witness embarrassments which I cannot relieve, and mysteries which I offend you even by attempting to penetrate? Inexperienced as you are in the world, you must still be aware that a beautiful young woman can have but one male friend. Even in a male friend I will be jealous of a confidence shared with a third party unknown and concealed; but with you, Miss Vernon”—

“What good does this do?” I asked as I sat down. “What can this accomplish, Miss Vernon? Why should I watch situations that I can’t help with and secrets that I upset you by trying to understand? Though you’re new to the world, you must know that a beautiful young woman can have only one male friend. I would even be jealous of any shared trust with an unknown third party, but with you, Miss Vernon—”

“You are, of course, jealous, in all the tenses and moods of that amiable passion? But, my good friend, you have all this time spoke nothing but the paltry gossip which simpletons repeat from play-books and romances, till they give mere cant a real and powerful influence over their minds. Boys and girls prate themselves into love; and when their love is like to fall asleep, they prate and tease themselves into jealousy. But you and I, Frank, are rational beings, and neither silly nor idle enough to talk ourselves into any other relation than that of plain honest disinterested friendship. Any other union is as far out of our reach as if I were man, or you woman—To speak truth,” she added, after a moment's hesitation, “even though I am so complaisant to the decorum of my sex as to blush a little at my own plain dealing, we cannot marry if we would; and we ought not if we could.”

“You're definitely feeling jealous, in every way possible, right? But, my good friend, you've spent all this time talking about the trivial gossip that fools repeat from plays and novels, until they let mere chatter have a real and strong hold over their minds. Boys and girls talk themselves into love; and when their love is about to fade, they talk and annoy themselves into jealousy. But you and I, Frank, are rational beings and neither foolish nor idle enough to talk ourselves into anything other than straightforward, honest friendship. Any other relationship is as out of our reach as if I were a man or you were a woman—To be honest,” she added after a brief pause, “even though I am careful about the expectations of my gender and blush a bit at my honesty, we cannot marry even if we wanted to; and we shouldn’t even if we could.”

And certainly, Tresham, she did blush most angelically, as she made this cruel declaration. I was about to attack both her positions, entirely forgetting those very suspicions which had been confirmed in the course of the evening, but she proceeded with a cold firmness which approached to severity—“What I say is sober and indisputable truth, on which I will neither hear question nor explanation. We are therefore friends, Mr. Osbaldistone—are we not?” She held out her hand, and taking mine, added—“And nothing to each other now, or henceforward, except as friends.”

And definitely, Tresham, she blushed sweetly as she made this harsh statement. I was about to challenge both her points, completely forgetting the suspicions that had been confirmed throughout the evening, but she continued with a cool firmness that bordered on being strict—“What I’m saying is sober and undeniable truth, and I won’t entertain any questions or explanations. So we are friends, Mr. Osbaldistone—right?” She extended her hand, and taking mine, added—“And nothing between us now or in the future, except as friends.”

She let go my hand. I sunk it and my head at once, fairly overcrowed, as Spenser would have termed it, by the mingled kindness and firmness of her manner. She hastened to change the subject.

She let go of my hand. I submerged it and my head at the same time, truly overwhelmed by the mix of kindness and firmness in her approach. She quickly changed the subject.

“Here is a letter,” she said, “directed for you, Mr. Osbaldistone, very duly and distinctly; but which, notwithstanding the caution of the person who wrote and addressed it, might perhaps never have reached your hands, had it not fallen into the possession of a certain Pacolet, or enchanted dwarf of mine, whom, like all distressed damsels of romance, I retain in my secret service.”

“Here’s a letter,” she said, “addressed to you, Mr. Osbaldistone, very properly and clearly; but, despite the care of the person who wrote and sent it, it might never have reached you if it hadn’t ended up in the hands of a certain Pacolet, or enchanted dwarf of mine, whom I, like all troubled heroines of romance, keep in my secret service.”

I opened the letter and glanced over the contents. The unfolded sheet of paper dropped from my hands, with the involuntary exclamation of “Gracious Heaven! my folly and disobedience have ruined my father!”

I opened the letter and skimmed through the contents. The unfolded sheet of paper slipped from my hands as I involuntarily exclaimed, “Oh my God! My foolishness and defiance have destroyed my father!”

Miss Vernon rose with looks of real and affectionate alarm—“You grow pale—you are ill—shall I bring you a glass of water? Be a man, Mr. Osbaldistone, and a firm one. Is your father—is he no more?”

Miss Vernon stood up, clearly worried and caring—“You’re looking pale—you’re not well—should I get you a glass of water? Be strong, Mr. Osbaldistone, and stay firm. Is your father—has he passed away?”

“He lives,” said I, “thank God! but to what distress and difficulty”—

“He's alive,” I said, “thank God! But at what cost and struggle—”

“If that be all, despair not. May I read this letter?” she said, taking it up.

“If that’s all, don’t despair. Can I read this letter?” she said, picking it up.

I assented, hardly knowing what I said. She read it with great attention.

I agreed, barely knowing what I was saying. She read it closely.

“Who is this Mr. Tresham, who signs the letter?”

“Who is this Mr. Tresham that signed the letter?”

“My father's partner”—(your own good father, Will)—“but he is little in the habit of acting personally in the business of the house.”

“My dad's partner”—(your own good dad, Will)—“but he's not really in the habit of getting personally involved in the business of the house.”

“He writes here,” said Miss Vernon, “of various letters sent to you previously.”

“He writes here,” said Miss Vernon, “about various letters that were sent to you before.”

“I have received none of them,” I replied.

"I haven't received any of them," I replied.

“And it appears,” she continued, “that Rashleigh, who has taken the full management of affairs during your father's absence in Holland, has some time since left London for Scotland, with effects and remittances to take up large bills granted by your father to persons in that country, and that he has not since been heard of.”

“And it seems,” she continued, “that Rashleigh, who has been fully managing things while your father is away in Holland, left London for Scotland some time ago with belongings and payments to settle large debts that your father owed to people there, and he hasn’t been heard from since.”

“It is but too true.”

“It is sadly true.”

“And here has been,” she added, looking at the letter, “a head-clerk, or some such person,—Owenson—Owen—despatched to Glasgow, to find out Rashleigh, if possible, and you are entreated to repair to the same place, and assist him in his researches.”

“And here it says,” she continued, glancing at the letter, “that there’s been a head clerk, or someone like that—Owenson—Owen—sent to Glasgow to track down Rashleigh, if they can, and you’re asked to go to the same place and help him with his search.”

“It is even so, and I must depart instantly.”

“It’s true, and I need to leave right away.”

“Stay but one moment,” said Miss Vernon. “It seems to me that the worst which can come of this matter, will be the loss of a certain sum of money;—and can that bring tears into your eyes? For shame, Mr. Osbaldistone!”

“Just wait one moment,” said Miss Vernon. “It seems to me that the worst that can happen in this situation is losing a certain amount of money;—and can that really make you cry? How shameful, Mr. Osbaldistone!”

“You do me injustice, Miss Vernon,” I answered. “I grieve not for the loss of the money, but for the effect which I know it will produce on the spirits and health of my father, to whom mercantile credit is as honour; and who, if declared insolvent, would sink into the grave, oppressed by a sense of grief, remorse, and despair, like that of a soldier convicted of cowardice or a man of honour who had lost his rank and character in society. All this I might have prevented by a trifling sacrifice of the foolish pride and indolence which recoiled from sharing the labours of his honourable and useful profession. Good Heaven! how shall I redeem the consequences of my error?”

“You're being unfair to me, Miss Vernon,” I replied. “I’m not upset about losing the money, but about how it will affect my father's spirits and health. To him, financial respect is like honor; if he is declared bankrupt, he would be overwhelmed with grief, guilt, and despair, like a soldier accused of cowardice or a man of honor who has lost his status and reputation. I could have avoided all this with a small sacrifice of the foolish pride and laziness that kept me from sharing in the efforts of his honorable and meaningful work. Good heavens! How can I fix the consequences of my mistake?”

“By instantly repairing to Glasgow, as you are conjured to do by the friend who writes this letter.”

"By quickly going to Glasgow, just like your friend who wrote this letter is urging you to do."

“But if Rashleigh,” said I, “has really formed this base and unconscientious scheme of plundering his benefactor, what prospect is there that I can find means of frustrating a plan so deeply laid?'

"But if Rashleigh," I said, "has actually come up with this twisted and dishonest plan to rob his benefactor, what chance do I have of stopping such a well-thought-out scheme?"

“The prospect,” she replied, “indeed, may be uncertain; but, on the other hand, there is no possibility of your doing any service to your father by remaining here. Remember, had you been on the post destined for you, this disaster could not have happened: hasten to that which is now pointed out, and it may possibly be retrieved.—Yet stay—do not leave this room until I return.”

“The prospect,” she replied, “might be uncertain; but on the flip side, you won’t be able to help your father by staying here. Remember, if you had been where you were supposed to be, this disaster wouldn’t have occurred: hurry to where you’re now being directed, and maybe it can still be fixed.—But wait—don’t leave this room until I get back.”

She left me in confusion and amazement; amid which, however, I could find a lucid interval to admire the firmness, composure, and presence of mind which Miss Vernon seemed to possess on every crisis, however sudden.

She left me feeling confused and amazed; yet, in the midst of it all, I still found a clear moment to appreciate the strength, calmness, and quick thinking that Miss Vernon displayed in every situation, no matter how unexpected.

In a few minutes she returned with a sheet of paper in her hand, folded and sealed like a letter, but without address. “I trust you,” she said, “with this proof of my friendship, because I have the most perfect confidence in your honour. If I understand the nature of your distress rightly, the funds in Rashleigh's possession must be recovered by a certain day—the 12th of September, I think is named—in order that they may be applied to pay the bills in question; and, consequently, that if adequate funds be provided before that period, your father's credit is safe from the apprehended calamity.”

In a few minutes, she came back with a piece of paper in her hand, folded and sealed like a letter, but without an address. “I trust you,” she said, “with this proof of my friendship because I have complete confidence in your honor. If I understand your situation correctly, the money in Rashleigh's possession needs to be recovered by a specific date—the 12th of September, I believe—in order for it to be used to pay the bills in question; therefore, if adequate funds are secured before that date, your father's credit will be safe from the anticipated disaster.”

“Certainly—I so understand Mr. Tresham”—I looked at your father's letter again, and added, “There cannot be a doubt of it.”

“Of course—I completely understand Mr. Tresham,” I glanced at your father's letter again and added, “There’s no doubt about it.”

“Well,” said Diana, “in that case my little Pacolet may be of use to you. You have heard of a spell contained in a letter. Take this packet; do not open it until other and ordinary means have failed. If you succeed by your own exertions, I trust to your honour for destroying it without opening or suffering it to be opened;—but if not, you may break the seal within ten days of the fated day, and you will find directions which may possibly be of service to you. Adieu, Frank; we never meet more—but sometimes think of your friend Die Vernon.”

"Well," Diana said, "in that case, my little Pacolet might be helpful to you. You've heard of a spell in a letter. Take this package; don't open it until other, more common methods have failed. If you succeed on your own, I trust you'll honor our agreement by destroying it without opening it or letting anyone else open it; but if you don't, you can break the seal within ten days of the fated day, and you'll find instructions that could be useful to you. Goodbye, Frank; we may never meet again—but sometimes remember your friend, Die Vernon."

She extended her hand, but I clasped her to my bosom. She sighed as she extricated herself from the embrace which she permitted—escaped to the door which led to her own apartment—and I saw her no more.

She reached out her hand, but I pulled her into a hug. She sighed as she pulled away from the embrace that she allowed—made her way to the door that led to her own apartment—and I didn't see her again.














VOLUME TWO

Helen Macgregor--frontispiece

CHAPTER FIRST

                   And hurry, hurry, off they rode,
                       As fast as fast might be;
                   Hurra, hurra, the dead can ride,
                       Dost fear to ride with me?
                                            Burger.
                   And hurry, hurry, off they rode,
                       As fast as they could go;
                   Hurra, hurra, the dead can ride,
                       Are you afraid to ride with me?
                                            Burger.

There is one advantage in an accumulation of evils, differing in cause and character, that the distraction which they afford by their contradictory operation prevents the patient from being overwhelmed under either. I was deeply grieved at my separation from Miss Vernon, yet not so much so as I should have been, had not my father's apprehended distresses forced themselves on my attention; and I was distressed by the news of Mr. Tresham, yet less so than if they had fully occupied my mind. I was neither a false lover nor an unfeeling son; but man can give but a certain portion of distressful emotions to the causes which demand them; and if two operate at once, our sympathy, like the funds of a compounding bankrupt, can only be divided between them. Such were my reflections when I gained my apartment—it seems, from the illustration, they already began to have a twang of commerce in them.

There is one advantage to having multiple problems, each with different causes and effects: the distractions they create through their conflicting impacts prevent a person from being overwhelmed by any single one. I was really upset about being apart from Miss Vernon, but not as much as I would have been if my father's feared troubles hadn't demanded my attention. I was also troubled by the news of Mr. Tresham, but again, less so than if it had completely consumed my thoughts. I was neither a disloyal lover nor an uncaring son; however, a person can only allocate a limited amount of emotional distress to the issues that require it. When two sources of distress arise at the same time, our sympathy, like the resources of a failing business, can only be spread between them. These were my thoughts when I entered my room—it seems that, from this reflection, they already started to feel a bit transactional.

I set myself seriously to consider your father's letter. It was not very distinct, and referred for several particulars to Owen, whom I was entreated to meet with as soon as possible at a Scotch town called Glasgow; being informed, moreover, that my old friend was to be heard of at Messrs. MacVittie, MacFin, and Company, merchants in the Gallowgate of the said town. It likewise alluded to several letters,—which, as it appeared to me, must have miscarried or have been intercepted, and complained of my obdurate silence, in terms which would have, been highly unjust, had my letters reached their purposed destination. I was amazed as I read. That the spirit of Rashleigh walked around me, and conjured up these doubts and difficulties by which I was surrounded, I could not doubt for one instant; yet it was frightful to conceive the extent of combined villany and power which he must have employed in the perpetration of his designs. Let me do myself justice in one respect. The evil of parting from Miss Vernon, however distressing it might in other respects and at another time have appeared to me, sunk into a subordinate consideration when I thought of the dangers impending over my father. I did not myself set a high estimation on wealth, and had the affectation of most young men of lively imagination, who suppose that they can better dispense with the possession of money, than resign their time and faculties to the labour necessary to acquire it. But in my father's case, I knew that bankruptcy would be considered as an utter and irretrievable disgrace, to which life would afford no comfort, and death the speediest and sole relief.

I seriously began to think about your father's letter. It wasn't very clear and referenced several details that I was asked to discuss with Owen, whom I was urged to meet as soon as possible in a Scottish town called Glasgow. I was also informed that my old friend could be found at Messrs. MacVittie, MacFin, and Company, merchants in the Gallowgate area of that town. The letter also mentioned several letters that seemed to have gone missing or been intercepted, and complained about my stubborn silence, which would have been completely unfair if my letters had reached their intended destination. As I read, I was astonished. I couldn't doubt for a moment that the spirit of Rashleigh was surrounding me, conjuring up these doubts and challenges. Yet, it was terrifying to think about the extent of the combined evil and power he must have used to carry out his plans. Let me be fair to myself regarding one thing: the pain of parting from Miss Vernon, distressing as it might have seemed in other circumstances, became a secondary concern when I thought about the dangers looming over my father. I didn’t highly value wealth and shared the common mindset of many imaginative young men who think they can do without money more easily than they can give up their time and energy for the work it takes to earn it. However, in my father's case, I knew that bankruptcy would be seen as a complete and permanent disgrace, offering no comfort in life and only the quickest and solitary relief in death.

My mind, therefore, was bent on averting this catastrophe, with an intensity which the interest could not have produced had it referred to my own fortunes; and the result of my deliberation was a firm resolution to depart from Osbaldistone Hall the next day and wend my way without loss of time to meet Owen at Glasgow. I did not hold it expedient to intimate my departure to my uncle, otherwise than by leaving a letter of thanks for his hospitality, assuring him that sudden and important business prevented my offering them in person. I knew the blunt old knight would readily excuse ceremony; and I had such a belief in the extent and decided character of Rashleigh's machinations, that I had some apprehension of his having provided means to intercept a journey which was undertaken with a view to disconcert them, if my departure were publicly announced at Osbaldistone Hall.

My mind was set on avoiding this disaster with an intensity that wouldn't have been there if it were about my own circumstances. After thinking it over, I made a firm resolution to leave Osbaldistone Hall the next day and head straight to meet Owen in Glasgow. I didn’t think it was wise to tell my uncle about my departure other than leaving him a letter of thanks for his hospitality, explaining that urgent business kept me from saying goodbye in person. I knew the old knight would easily overlook the formality; plus, I really believed in the extent and determination of Rashleigh's schemes, and I was worried he might have found a way to block a journey meant to counter his plans if my leaving was publicly known at Osbaldistone Hall.

I therefore determined to set off on my journey with daylight on the ensuing morning, and to gain the neighbouring kingdom of Scotland before any idea of my departure was entertained at the Hall. But one impediment of consequence was likely to prevent that speed which was the soul of my expedition. I did not know the shortest, nor indeed any road to Glasgow; and as, in the circumstances in which I stood, despatch was of the greatest consequence, I determined to consult Andrew Fairservice on the subject, as the nearest and most authentic authority within my reach. Late as it was, I set off with the intention of ascertaining this important point, and after a few minutes' walk reached the dwelling of the gardener.

I decided to start my journey at daylight the next morning and to get to the nearby kingdom of Scotland before anyone at the Hall realized I was gone. However, one significant hurdle was likely to slow down my urgent plans. I didn’t know the quickest or even any route to Glasgow, and since urgency was crucial in my situation, I decided to ask Andrew Fairservice for advice, as he was the closest and most reliable source I could find. Even though it was late, I set off to figure out this important detail, and after a short walk, I arrived at the gardener's house.

Andrew's dwelling was situated at no great distance from the exterior wall of the garden—a snug comfortable Northumbrian cottage, built of stones roughly dressed with the hammer, and having the windows and doors decorated with huge heavy architraves, or lintels, as they are called, of hewn stone, and its roof covered with broad grey flags, instead of slates, thatch, or tiles. A jargonelle pear-tree at one end of the cottage, a rivulet and flower-plot of a rood in extent in front, and a kitchen-garden behind; a paddock for a cow, and a small field, cultivated with several crops of grain, rather for the benefit of the cottager than for sale, announced the warm and cordial comforts which Old England, even at her most northern extremity, extends to her meanest inhabitants.

Andrew's home was located not far from the garden's outer wall—a cozy Northumbrian cottage made from roughly dressed stones, with windows and doors adorned with large heavy architraves made of carved stone, and its roof topped with broad gray slates instead of tiles or thatch. A jargonelle pear tree stood at one end of the cottage, with a small stream and a flower bed in front, and a kitchen garden out back; a paddock for a cow and a small field, growing various crops mainly for the benefit of the cottage rather than for sale, showcased the warm and welcoming comforts that Old England offers, even at her northernmost edge, to her simplest residents.

As I approached the mansion of the sapient Andrew, I heard a noise, which, being of a nature peculiarly solemn, nasal, and prolonged, led me to think that Andrew, according to the decent and meritorious custom of his countrymen, had assembled some of his neighbours to join in family exercise, as he called evening devotion. Andrew had indeed neither wife, child, nor female inmate in his family. “The first of his trade,” he said, “had had eneugh o'thae cattle.” But, notwithstanding, he sometimes contrived to form an audience for himself out of the neighbouring Papists and Church-of-Englandmen—brands, as he expressed it, snatched out of the burning, on whom he used to exercise his spiritual gifts, in defiance alike of Father Vaughan, Father Docharty, Rashleigh, and all the world of Catholics around him, who deemed his interference on such occasions an act of heretical interloping. I conceived it likely, therefore, that the well-disposed neighbours might have assembled to hold some chapel of ease of this nature. The noise, however, when I listened to it more accurately, seemed to proceed entirely from the lungs of the said Andrew; and when I interrupted it by entering the house, I found Fairservice alone, combating as he best could, with long words and hard names, and reading aloud, for the purpose of his own edification, a volume of controversial divinity.

As I got closer to Andrew’s mansion, I heard a sound that was particularly solemn, nasal, and drawn out. It made me think that Andrew, following the respectable and admirable tradition of his fellow countrymen, had gathered some of his neighbors for what he called evening devotion. Andrew had neither a wife, child, nor any female resident in his household. “The first of his trade,” he said, “had had enough of cattle.” Nevertheless, he sometimes managed to gather an audience from the nearby Catholics and Church of England folks—people he described as brands snatched from the fire—on whom he would showcase his spiritual talent, ignoring Father Vaughan, Father Docharty, Rashleigh, and all the local Catholics who considered his interference in such matters a heretical intrusion. So, I thought it was likely that the well-meaning neighbors had come together for some kind of informal worship. However, when I listened more closely, it seemed the noise was entirely coming from Andrew himself. When I walked in and interrupted him, I found Fairservice alone, struggling with long words and difficult terms as he read aloud from a book of controversial theology for his own understanding.

“I was just taking a spell,” said he, laying aside the huge folio volume as I entered, “of the worthy Doctor Lightfoot.”

“I was just taking a break,” he said, setting down the large folio as I walked in, “of the esteemed Doctor Lightfoot.”

“Lightfoot!” I replied, looking at the ponderous volume with some surprise; “surely your author was unhappily named.”

“Lightfoot!” I said, glancing at the heavy book with some surprise; “you can't seriously think your author was unfortunate enough to have that name.”

“Lightfoot was his name, sir; a divine he was, and another kind of a divine than they hae now-adays. Always, I crave your pardon for keeping ye standing at the door, but having been mistrysted (gude preserve us!) with ae bogle the night already, I was dubious o' opening the yett till I had gaen through the e'ening worship; and I had just finished the fifth chapter of Nehemiah—if that winna gar them keep their distance, I wotna what will.”

"Lightfoot was his name, sir; he was a true divine, and a different kind of divine than what they have nowadays. I apologize for making you stand at the door, but after being spooked (God help us!) by one ghost already tonight, I was hesitant to open the gate until I had finished the evening worship; and I had just completed the fifth chapter of Nehemiah—if that doesn't keep them away, I don't know what will."

“Trysted with a bogle!” said I; “what do you mean by that, Andrew?”

“Met up with a ghost!” I said; “what do you mean by that, Andrew?”

“I said mistrysted,” replied Andrew; “that is as muckle as to say, fley'd wi' a ghaist—Gude preserve us, I say again!”

“I said mistrusted,” replied Andrew; “that is as much as to say, frightened by a ghost—God save us, I say again!”

“Flay'd by a ghost, Andrew! how am I to understand that?”

“Cut up by a ghost, Andrew! How am I supposed to understand that?”

“I did not say flay'd,” replied Andrew, “but fley'd,—that is, I got a fleg, and was ready to jump out o' my skin, though naebody offered to whirl it aff my body as a man wad bark a tree.”

“I didn't say flayed,” Andrew replied, “but fleyed,—that is, I got a scare and was ready to jump out of my skin, even though nobody offered to peel it off my body like a man would strip bark from a tree.”

“I beg a truce to your terrors in the present case, Andrew, and I wish to know whether you can direct me the nearest way to a town in your country of Scotland, called Glasgow?”

“I ask for a break from your fears in this situation, Andrew, and I’d like to know if you can guide me to the quickest route to a town in your country of Scotland called Glasgow?”

“A town ca'd Glasgow!” echoed Andrew Fairservice. “Glasgow's a ceety, man.—And is't the way to Glasgow ye were speering if I ken'd?—What suld ail me to ken it?—it's no that dooms far frae my ain parish of Dreepdaily, that lies a bittock farther to the west. But what may your honour be gaun to Glasgow for?”

“A town called Glasgow!” echoed Andrew Fairservice. “Glasgow's a city, man.—And were you asking if I knew the way to Glasgow?—What would make me know it?—it's not that far from my own parish of Dreepdaily, which is a little bit further to the west. But what are you going to Glasgow for, your honor?”

“Particular business,” replied I.

“Specific business,” I replied.

“That's as muckle as to say, Speer nae questions, and I'll tell ye nae lees.—To Glasgow?”—he made a short pause—“I am thinking ye wad be the better o' some ane to show you the road.”

“That's just like saying, Don't ask questions, and I won't tell you any lies.—To Glasgow?”—he paused briefly—“I'm thinking you’d be better off with someone to show you the way.”

“Certainly, if I could meet with any person going that way.”

“Of course, if I could run into anyone heading that way.”

“And your honour, doubtless, wad consider the time and trouble?”

“And your honor, you would definitely consider the time and effort?”

“Unquestionably—my business is pressing, and if you can find any guide to accompany me, I'll pay him handsomely.”

“Definitely—I've got important work to do, and if you can find anyone to come with me, I’ll pay them well.”

“This is no a day to speak o' carnal matters,” said Andrew, casting his eyes upwards; “but if it werena Sabbath at e'en, I wad speer what ye wad be content to gie to ane that wad bear ye pleasant company on the road, and tell ye the names of the gentlemen's and noblemen's seats and castles, and count their kin to ye?”

“This is not a day to talk about personal matters,” said Andrew, looking up; “but if it weren’t the Sabbath evening, I would ask what you would be willing to give to someone who would keep you company on the road, tell you the names of the gentlemen's and noblemen's estates and castles, and count their relatives for you?”

“I tell you, all I want to know is the road I must travel; I will pay the fellow to his satisfaction—I will give him anything in reason.”

“I’m telling you, all I want to know is the path I need to take; I’ll pay the guy whatever he wants—I’ll give him anything that makes sense.”

“Onything,” replied Andrew, “is naething; and this lad that I am speaking o' kens a' the short cuts and queer by-paths through the hills, and”—

“Anything,” replied Andrew, “is nothing; and this guy I’m talking about knows all the shortcuts and strange backroads through the hills, and”—

“I have no time to talk about it, Andrew; do you make the bargain for me your own way.”

“I don’t have time to discuss it, Andrew; just make the deal in your own way.”

“Aha! that's speaking to the purpose,” answered Andrew.—“I am thinking, since sae be that sae it is, I'll be the lad that will guide you mysell.”

“Aha! That’s getting to the point,” replied Andrew. “I’m thinking, since that’s how it is, I’ll be the one to guide you myself.”

“You, Andrew?—how will you get away from your employment?”

“You, Andrew?—how are you going to get away from your job?”

“I tell'd your honour a while syne, that it was lang that I hae been thinking o' flitting, maybe as lang as frae the first year I came to Osbaldistone Hall; and now I am o' the mind to gang in gude earnest—better soon as syne—better a finger aff as aye wagging.”

“I told you a while ago that I've been thinking about moving for a long time, maybe since the first year I came to Osbaldistone Hall; and now I'm really planning to go—better to do it sooner rather than later—better to lose a finger than to keep it wagging.”

“You leave your service, then?—but will you not lose your wages?”

“You're leaving your job, then? But aren't you going to lose your pay?”

“Nae doubt there will be a certain loss; but then I hae siller o' the laird's in my hands that I took for the apples in the auld orchyard—and a sair bargain the folk had that bought them—a wheen green trash—and yet Sir Hildebrand's as keen to hae the siller (that is, the steward is as pressing about it) as if they had been a' gowden pippins—and then there's the siller for the seeds—I'm thinking the wage will be in a manner decently made up.—But doubtless your honour will consider my risk of loss when we win to Glasgow—and ye'll be for setting out forthwith?”

“No doubt there will be some loss; but I have the laird's money in my hands that I got for the apples in the old orchard—and it was a hard deal for the folks who bought them—a bunch of green junk—and yet Sir Hildebrand wants the money (that is, the steward is really pushing for it) as if they were all golden pippins—and then there's the money for the seeds—I’m thinking the pay will be nearly decent. But surely your honor will take into account my risk of loss when we get to Glasgow—and you’ll want to set out right away?”

“By day-break in the morning,” I answered.

“By daybreak in the morning,” I replied.

“That's something o' the suddenest—whare am I to find a naig?—Stay—I ken just the beast that will answer me.”

“That's so unexpected—where am I supposed to find a horse?—Wait—I know exactly the one that will work for me.”

“At five in the morning, then, Andrew, you will meet me at the head of the avenue.”

“At five in the morning, Andrew, you will meet me at the start of the avenue.”

“Deil a fear o' me (that I suld say sae) missing my tryste,” replied Andrew, very briskly; “and if I might advise, we wad be aff twa hours earlier. I ken the way, dark or light, as weel as blind Ralph Ronaldson, that's travelled ower every moor in the country-side, and disna ken the colour of a heather-cowe when a's dune.”

“Not a chance I'd miss my appointment,” Andrew replied enthusiastically. “And if I could suggest, we should leave two hours earlier. I know the way, whether it's dark or light, as well as blind Ralph Ronaldson, who has roamed every moor in the area and doesn’t even know the color of a heather cow when it’s all done.”

I highly approved of Andrew's amendment on my original proposal, and we agreed to meet at the place appointed at three in the morning. At once, however, a reflection came across the mind of my intended travelling companion.

I really liked Andrew's changes to my original proposal, and we decided to meet at the designated place at three in the morning. However, a thought suddenly crossed my intended travel partner's mind.

“The bogle! the bogle! what if it should come out upon us?—I downa forgather wi' thae things twice in the four-and-twenty hours.”

“The bogle! The bogle! What if it were to come out at us?—I can’t meet those things more than once every twenty-four hours.”

“Pooh! pooh!” I exclaimed, breaking away from him, “fear nothing from the next world—the earth contains living fiends, who can act for themselves without assistance, were the whole host that fell with Lucifer to return to aid and abet them.”

“Pooh! pooh!” I said, pulling away from him, “don’t be afraid of the next world—the earth is full of living demons who can take action on their own without help, even if the entire army that fell with Lucifer came back to support them.”

With these words, the import of which was suggested by my own situation, I left Andrew's habitation, and returned to the Hall.

With those words, which reflected my own situation, I left Andrew's place and went back to the Hall.

I made the few preparations which were necessary for my proposed journey, examined and loaded my pistols, and then threw myself on my bed, to obtain, if possible, a brief sleep before the fatigue of a long and anxious journey. Nature, exhausted by the tumultuous agitations of the day, was kinder to me than I expected, and I sank into a deep and profound slumber, from which, however, I started as the old clock struck two from a turret adjoining to my bedchamber. I instantly arose, struck a light, wrote the letter I proposed to leave for my uncle, and leaving behind me such articles of dress as were cumbrous in carriage, I deposited the rest of my wardrobe in my valise, glided down stairs, and gained the stable without impediment. Without being quite such a groom as any of my cousins, I had learned at Osbaldistone Hall to dress and saddle my own horse, and in a few minutes I was mounted and ready for my sally.

I made the few preparations I needed for my upcoming journey, checked and loaded my pistols, and then threw myself onto my bed, hoping for a quick nap before the exhausting journey ahead. Nature, worn out from the chaotic events of the day, was kinder to me than I expected, and I fell into a deep sleep. However, I woke up when the old clock struck two from a tower next to my bedroom. I quickly got up, lit a candle, wrote the letter I planned to leave for my uncle, and left behind some bulky clothing. I packed the rest of my clothes into my bag, went downstairs quietly, and reached the stable without any issues. Although I wasn't as skilled as my cousins, I had learned at Osbaldistone Hall how to groom and saddle my own horse, and in a few minutes, I was mounted and ready for my adventure.

As I paced up the old avenue, on which the waning moon threw its light with a pale and whitish tinge, I looked back with a deep and boding sigh towards the walls which contained Diana Vernon, under the despondent impression that we had probably parted to meet no more. It was impossible, among the long and irregular lines of Gothic casements, which now looked ghastly white in the moonlight, to distinguish that of the apartment which she inhabited. “She is lost to me already,” thought I, as my eye wandered over the dim and indistinguishable intricacies of architecture offered by the moonlight view of Osbaldistone Hall—“She is lost to me already, ere I have left the place which she inhabits! What hope is there of my maintaining any correspondence with her, when leagues shall lie between?”

As I walked down the old street, illuminated by the waning moon's pale light, I sighed deeply as I looked back at the walls that held Diana Vernon, feeling dread that we might never meet again. It was impossible to make out her window among the long and irregular lines of Gothic windows that now appeared ghostly white in the moonlight. "She's already lost to me," I thought, as my gaze drifted over the shadowy and intricate architecture of Osbaldistone Hall in the moonlight—"She's already lost to me before I've even left the place she calls home! What hope do I have of keeping in touch with her when so many miles will separate us?"

While I paused in a reverie of no very pleasing nature, the “iron tongue of time told three upon the drowsy ear of night,” and reminded me of the necessity of keeping my appointment with a person of a less interesting description and appearance—Andrew Fairservice.

While I was lost in a not-so-pleasant daydream, the "iron tongue of time" chimed three, waking the sleepy night and reminding me that I needed to meet up with someone much less exciting—Andrew Fairservice.

At the gate of the avenue I found a horseman stationed in the shadow of the wall, but it was not until I had coughed twice, and then called “Andrew,” that the horticulturist replied, “I'se warrant it's Andrew.”

At the entrance of the street, I spotted a rider waiting in the shadow of the wall, but it wasn't until I coughed twice and called out, "Andrew," that the gardener answered, "I guarantee it's Andrew."

“Lead the way, then,” said I, “and be silent if you can, till we are past the hamlet in the valley.”

“Lead the way, then,” I said, “and keep quiet if you can, until we’re past the village in the valley.”

Andrew led the way accordingly, and at a much brisker pace than I would have recommended.—and so well did he obey my injunctions of keeping silence, that he would return no answer to my repeated inquiries into the cause of such unnecessary haste. Extricating ourselves by short cuts, known to Andrew, from the numerous stony lanes and by-paths which intersected each other in the vicinity of the Hall, we reached the open heath and riding swiftly across it, took our course among the barren hills which divide England from Scotland on what are called the Middle Marches. The way, or rather the broken track which we occupied, was a happy interchange of bog and shingles; nevertheless, Andrew relented nothing of his speed, but trotted manfully forward at the rate of eight or ten miles an hour. I was both surprised and provoked at the fellow's obstinate persistence, for we made abrupt ascents and descents over ground of a very break-neck character, and traversed the edge of precipices, where a slip of the horse's feet would have consigned the rider to certain death. The moon, at best, afforded a dubious and imperfect light; but in some places we were so much under the shade of the mountain as to be in total darkness, and then I could only trace Andrew by the clatter of his horse's feet, and the fire which they struck from the flints. At first, this rapid motion, and the attention which, for the sake of personal safety, I was compelled to give to the conduct of my horse, was of service, by forcibly diverting my thoughts from the various painful reflections which must otherwise have pressed on my mind. But at length, after hallooing repeatedly to Andrew to ride slower, I became seriously incensed at his impudent perseverance in refusing either to obey or to reply to me. My anger was, however, quite impotent. I attempted once or twice to get up alongside of my self-willed guide, with the purpose of knocking him off his horse with the butt-end of my whip; but Andrew was better mounted than I, and either the spirit of the animal which he bestrode, or more probably some presentiment of my kind intentions towards him, induced him to quicken his pace whenever I attempted to make up to him. On the other hand, I was compelled to exert my spurs to keep him in sight, for without his guidance I was too well aware that I should never find my way through the howling wilderness which we now traversed at such an unwonted pace. I was so angry at length, that I threatened to have recourse to my pistols, and send a bullet after the Hotspur Andrew, which should stop his fiery-footed career, if he did not abate it of his own accord. Apparently this threat made some impression on the tympanum of his ear, however deaf to all my milder entreaties; for he relaxed his pace upon hearing it, and, suffering me to close up to him, observed, “There wasna muckle sense in riding at sic a daft-like gate.”

Andrew took the lead, moving at a much faster pace than I would have suggested. He followed my instruction to stay quiet so well that he wouldn't respond to my repeated questions about why we were in such a rush. We navigated through shortcuts that Andrew knew, avoiding the many rocky paths around the Hall, and reached the open heath. We quickly rode across it and headed toward the barren hills that separate England from Scotland, known as the Middle Marches. The path we followed was a mix of bog and gravel, but Andrew didn't slow down. He kept trotting along at eight or ten miles an hour. I was both surprised and frustrated by his stubborn persistence, as we made steep climbs and descents over very dangerous ground and crossed the edges of cliffs, where a slip from the horse could mean certain death for the rider. The moon provided a questionable and weak light; in some places, we were so shaded by the mountains that it was completely dark, and I could only track Andrew by the sound of his horse's hooves and the sparks they made from the flint. Initially, this rapid motion and the focus I had to put on my horse's safety helped distract me from all the painful thoughts that would have otherwise overwhelmed me. But after repeatedly yelling at Andrew to slow down, I became seriously angry at his cheeky refusal to either obey or even respond to me. However, my anger was useless. I tried a few times to catch up to my stubborn guide with the intent of knocking him off his horse with the butt of my whip, but Andrew was better mounted than I was, and either the spirit of his horse or perhaps a sense of my intentions made him speed up whenever I tried to get closer. On the other hand, I had to use my spurs to keep him in sight because I knew I wouldn’t find my way through the wilds we were traversing at this unusual speed without his guidance. My anger grew to the point where I threatened to use my pistols and shoot a bullet after the fiery-footed Andrew to stop his reckless pace if he didn’t slow down on his own. Apparently, this threat caught his attention, despite his deafness to my softer pleas, because he slowed down and let me catch up. He then said, “There wasna muckle sense in riding at sic a daft-like gate.”

“And what did you mean by doing so at all, you self-willed scoundrel?” replied I; for I was in a towering passion,—to which, by the way, nothing contributes more than the having recently undergone a spice of personal fear, which, like a few drops of water flung on a glowing fire, is sure to inflame the ardour which it is insufficient to quench.

“And what did you mean by doing that at all, you stubborn jerk?” I replied, because I was really angry—especially since nothing adds to that anger more than having just experienced a bit of personal fear, which, like a few drops of water tossed on a blazing fire, is certain to intensify the passion that it can't put out.

“What's your honour's wull?” replied Andrew, with impenetrable gravity.

"What's your honor's wish?" replied Andrew, with serious seriousness.

“My will, you rascal?—I have been roaring to you this hour to ride slower, and you have never so much as answered me—Are you drunk or mad to behave so?”

“My will, you scoundrel? I've been shouting at you for an hour to slow down, and you haven't even bothered to respond—Are you drunk or crazy to act like this?”

“An it like your honour, I am something dull o' hearing; and I'll no deny but I might have maybe taen a stirrup-cup at parting frae the auld bigging whare I hae dwelt sae lang; and having naebody to pledge, nae doubt I was obliged to do mysell reason, or else leave the end o' the brandy stoup to thae papists—and that wad be a waste, as your honour kens.”

“Since it's your honor, I'm a bit hard of hearing; and I won’t deny that I might have had a drink before leaving the old place where I’ve lived for so long; and with nobody to share it with, I undoubtedly had to drink it myself, or else leave the last bit of the brandy bottle for those Catholics—and that would be a shame, as you know.”

This might be all very true,—and my circumstances required that I should be on good terms with my guide; I therefore satisfied myself with requiring of him to take his directions from me in future concerning the rate of travelling.

This might all be very true—and I needed to be on good terms with my guide; so I settled for insisting that he take his directions from me in the future about the pace of our travel.

Andrew, emboldened by the mildness of my tone, elevated his own into the pedantic, conceited octave, which was familiar to him on most occasions.

Andrew, encouraged by my gentle tone, raised his voice into the pretentious, arrogant range that he usually occupied.

“Your honour winna persuade me, and naebody shall persuade me, that it's either halesome or prudent to tak the night air on thae moors without a cordial o' clow-gilliflower water, or a tass of brandy or aquavitae, or sic-like creature-comfort. I hae taen the bent ower the Otterscrape-rigg a hundred times, day and night, and never could find the way unless I had taen my morning; mair by token that I had whiles twa bits o' ankers o' brandy on ilk side o' me.”—

“Your honor won't convince me, and nobody will persuade me, that it's either healthy or sensible to take the night air on those moors without a drink of clove water, or a glass of brandy or whiskey, or something like that for comfort. I’ve crossed the Otterscrape-rigg a hundred times, day and night, and I never could find my way unless I had my morning drink; more so since I often had two little flasks of brandy on either side of me.”

“In other words, Andrew,” said I, “you were a smuggler—how does a man of your strict principles reconcile yourself to cheat the revenue?”

“In other words, Andrew,” I said, “you were a smuggler—how do you, with your strict principles, justify cheating the government?”

“It's a mere spoiling o' the Egyptians,” replied Andrew; “puir auld Scotland suffers eneugh by thae blackguard loons o' excisemen and gaugers, that hae come down on her like locusts since the sad and sorrowfu' Union; it's the part of a kind son to bring her a soup o' something that will keep up her auld heart,—and that will they nill they, the ill-fa'ard thieves!”

“It's just a plundering of the Egyptians,” replied Andrew; “poor old Scotland suffers enough from those scoundrel customs officers and gaugers, who have come down on her like locusts since the sad and sorrowful Union; it's the duty of a caring son to bring her a bowl of something that will keep her spirits up—and whether they like it or not, those foul thieves!”

Upon more particular inquiry, I found Andrew had frequently travelled these mountain-paths as a smuggler, both before and after his establishment at Osbaldistone Hall—a circumstance which was so far of importance to me, as it proved his capacity as a guide, notwithstanding the escapade of which he had been guilty at his outset. Even now, though travelling at a more moderate pace, the stirrup-cup, or whatever else had such an effect in stimulating Andrew's motions, seemed not totally to have lost its influence. He often cast a nervous and startled look behind him; and whenever the road seemed at all practicable, showed symptoms of a desire to accelerate his pace, as if he feared some pursuit from the rear. These appearances of alarm gradually diminished as we reached the top of a high bleak ridge, which ran nearly east and west for about a mile, with a very steep descent on either side. The pale beams of the morning were now enlightening the horizon, when Andrew cast a look behind him, and not seeing the appearance of a living being on the moors which he had travelled, his hard features gradually unbent, as he first whistled, then sung, with much glee and little melody, the end of one of his native songs—

Upon further inquiry, I discovered that Andrew had often traveled these mountain paths as a smuggler, both before and after he settled at Osbaldistone Hall—this was important to me because it showed his ability as a guide, despite the trouble he had caused at the beginning. Even now, although we were traveling at a more moderate pace, whatever had excited Andrew's energy earlier still seemed to have an effect. He frequently glanced nervously behind him, and whenever the path appeared manageable, he showed signs of wanting to speed up, as if he feared some kind of pursuit from behind. These signs of fear gradually faded as we reached the top of a high, barren ridge, which stretched nearly east to west for about a mile, with steep drops on either side. The pale morning light was now brightening the horizon when Andrew looked back and, seeing no one else on the moors he had crossed, his stern expression softened. He began to whistle, then sang, with much cheer and little melody, the end of one of his local songs—

                    “Jenny, lass! I think I hae her
                     Ower the muir amang the heather,
                     All their clan shall never get her.”
 
“Jenny, girl! I think I have her over the moor among the heather, all their clan will never get her.”

He patted at the same time the neck of the horse which had carried him so gallantly; and my attention being directed by that action to the animal, I instantly recognised a favourite mare of Thorncliff Osbaldistone. “How is this, sir?” said I sternly; “that is Mr. Thorncliff's mare!”

He patted the neck of the horse that had carried him so well at the same time; and when I saw that action, I immediately recognized a favorite mare of Thorncliff Osbaldistone. “How is this, sir?” I said firmly; “that is Mr. Thorncliff's mare!”

“I'll no say but she may aiblins hae been his honour's Squire Thorncliff's in her day—but she's mine now.”

“I won’t say, but she might have been Squire Thorncliff’s in her time—but she’s mine now.”

“You have stolen her, you rascal.”

"You’ve taken her, you deceiver."

“Na, na, sir—nae man can wyte me wi' theft. The thing stands this gate, ye see. Squire Thorncliff borrowed ten punds o' me to gang to York Races—deil a boddle wad he pay me back again, and spake o' raddling my banes, as he ca'd it, when I asked him but for my ain back again;—now I think it will riddle him or he gets his horse ower the Border again—unless he pays me plack and bawbee, he sall never see a hair o' her tail. I ken a canny chield at Loughmaben, a bit writer lad, that will put me in the way to sort him. Steal the mear! na, na, far be the sin o' theft frae Andrew Fairservice—I have just arrested her jurisdictionis fandandy causey. Thae are bonny writer words—amaist like the language o' huz gardeners and other learned men—it's a pity they're sae dear;—thae three words were a' that Andrew got for a lang law-plea and four ankers o' as gude brandy as was e'er coupit ower craig—Hech, sirs! but law's a dear thing.”

"Not at all, sir—no man can accuse me of theft. Here's the situation, you see. Squire Thorncliff borrowed ten pounds from me to go to the York Races—he wouldn't pay me back a single penny, and talked about breaking my bones, as he called it, when I only asked for my own money back;—now I think it will be the end of him before he gets his horse over the Border again—unless he pays me every last bit, he’ll never see a hair of her tail. I know a clever guy in Loughmaben, a young writer, who will help me sort him out. Steal the horse! No, no, I would never commit the sin of theft—I've just laid claim to her jurisdictionis fandandy causey. Those are beautiful legal words—almost like the language of our gardeners and other learned men—it’s a shame they’re so expensive;—those three words were all that Andrew got for a long legal battle and four jars of as good brandy as was ever poured over a cliff—Oh, dear! But the law is an expensive thing."

“You are likely to find it much dearer than you suppose, Andrew, if you proceed in this mode of paying yourself, without legal authority.”

“You're probably going to find it way more expensive than you think, Andrew, if you keep paying yourself this way without legal permission.”

“Hout tout, we're in Scotland now (be praised for't!) and I can find baith friends and lawyers, and judges too, as weel as ony Osbaldistone o' them a'. My mither's mither's third cousin was cousin to the Provost o' Dumfries, and he winna see a drap o' her blude wranged. Hout awa! the laws are indifferently administered here to a' men alike; it's no like on yon side, when a chield may be whuppit awa' wi' ane o' Clerk Jobson's warrants, afore he kens where he is. But they will hae little enough law amang them by and by, and that is ae grand reason that I hae gi'en them gude-day.”

"Hooray, we're in Scotland now (thank goodness for that!) and I can find both friends and lawyers, as well as judges, better than any Osbaldistone among them. My mother's mother's third cousin was related to the Provost of Dumfries, and he won't let anyone harm her blood. Honestly! The laws here are enforced fairly for everyone; it's not like over there, where a kid can be taken away with one of Clerk Jobson's warrants before he even knows what's happening. But they'll have very little law among them soon enough, and that's one big reason why I said goodbye to them."

I was highly provoked at the achievement of Andrew, and considered it as a hard fate, which a second time threw me into collision with a person of such irregular practices. I determined, however, to buy the mare of him, when he should reach the end of our journey, and send her back to my cousin at Osbaldistone Hall; and with this purpose of reparation I resolved to make my uncle acquainted from the next post-town. It was needless, I thought, to quarrel with Andrew in the meantime, who had, after all, acted not very unnaturally for a person in his circumstances. I therefore smothered my resentment, and asked him what he meant by his last expressions, that there would be little law in Northumberland by and by?

I was really annoyed by Andrew's achievement and saw it as bad luck that once again put me in conflict with someone who had such questionable ways. However, I decided to buy the mare from him when we reached the end of our journey and send her back to my cousin at Osbaldistone Hall. With this plan for making amends, I decided to inform my uncle from the next town we reached. I thought it wasn't necessary to argue with Andrew in the meantime, since he hadn't really acted all that irrationally for someone in his situation. So, I held back my anger and asked him what he meant by his last remarks about there being little law in Northumberland soon.

“Law!” said Andrew, “hout, ay—there will be club-law eneugh. The priests and the Irish officers, and thae papist cattle that hae been sodgering abroad, because they durstna bide at hame, are a' fleeing thick in Northumberland e'enow; and thae corbies dinna gather without they smell carrion. As sure as ye live, his honour Sir Hildebrand is gaun to stick his horn in the bog—there's naething but gun and pistol, sword and dagger, amang them—and they'll be laying on, I'se warrant; for they're fearless fules the young Osbaldistone squires, aye craving your honour's pardon.”

"Law!" said Andrew, "wow, there will be plenty of rough justice. The priests and the Irish officers, and those Catholic folks who have been soldiering abroad because they didn’t dare stay home, are all fleeing thick in Northumberland right now; and those crows don’t gather unless they smell something dead. As sure as you’re alive, his honor Sir Hildebrand is going to get involved in the mess—there’s nothing but guns and pistols, swords and daggers among them—and they’ll be charging in, I guarantee it; because the young Osbaldistone squires are fearless fools, always asking for your honor's pardon."

This speech recalled to my memory some suspicions that I myself had entertained, that the Jacobites were on the eve of some desperate enterprise. But, conscious it did not become me to be a spy on my uncle's words and actions, I had rather avoided than availed myself of any opportunity which occurred of remarking upon the signs of the times.— Andrew Fairservice felt no such restraint, and doubtless spoke very truly in stating his conviction that some desperate plots were in agitation, as a reason which determined his resolution to leave the Hall.

This speech reminded me of some doubts I had about the Jacobites being on the verge of a risky plan. However, knowing it wasn't my place to snoop on my uncle's words and actions, I preferred to steer clear of any chances to comment on the signs of the times. Andrew Fairservice didn’t have such hesitation and was probably right when he said he believed there were some serious schemes in progress, which influenced his decision to leave the Hall.

“The servants,” he stated, “with the tenantry and others, had been all regularly enrolled and mustered, and they wanted me to take arms also. But I'll ride in nae siccan troop—they little ken'd Andrew that asked him. I'll fight when I like mysell, but it sall neither be for the hure o' Babylon, nor any hure in England.”

“The servants,” he said, “along with the tenants and others, had all been officially registered and gathered, and they wanted me to join them in taking up arms too. But I won’t ride in such a group—they hardly knew Andrew that asked him. I’ll fight when I want to, but it won’t be for the whore of Babylon, or any whore in England.”





CHAPTER SECOND.

                 Where longs to fall yon rifted spire,
                     As weary of the insulting air,—
                 The poet's thoughts, the warrior's fire,
                     The lover's sighs, are sleeping there.
                                             Langhorne.
                 Where longs to fall that jagged spire,
                     As tired of the mocking air—
                 The poet's thoughts, the warrior's passion,
                     The lover's sighs, are resting there.
                                             Langhorne.

At the first Scotch town which we reached, my guide sought out his friend and counsellor, to consult upon the proper and legal means of converting into his own lawful property the “bonny creature,” which was at present his own only by one of those sleight-of-hand arrangements which still sometimes took place in that once lawless district. I was somewhat diverted with the dejection of his looks on his return. He had, it seems, been rather too communicative to his confidential friend, the attorney; and learned with great dismay, in return for his unsuspecting frankness, that Mr. Touthope had, during his absence, been appointed clerk to the peace of the county, and was bound to communicate to justice all such achievements as that of his friend Mr. Andrew Fairservice. There was a necessity, this alert member of the police stated, for arresting the horse, and placing him in Bailie Trumbull's stable, therein to remain at livery, at the rate of twelve shillings (Scotch) per diem, until the question of property was duly tried and debated. He even talked as if, in strict and rigorous execution of his duty, he ought to detain honest Andrew himself; but on my guide's most piteously entreating his forbearance, he not only desisted from this proposal, but made a present to Andrew of a broken-winded and spavined pony, in order to enable him to pursue his journey. It is true, he qualified this act of generosity by exacting from poor Andrew an absolute cession of his right and interest in the gallant palfrey of Thorncliff Osbaldistone—a transference which Mr. Touthope represented as of very little consequence, since his unfortunate friend, as he facetiously observed, was likely to get nothing of the mare excepting the halter.

At the first Scotch town we reached, my guide looked for his friend and advisor to discuss the right and legal ways to turn the “bonny creature” into his own property, which he currently possessed only through one of those tricky arrangements that still sometimes happened in that once lawless area. I found it somewhat amusing to see his miserable expression when he returned. It turns out he had been a bit too open with his trusted friend, the attorney, and learned with great dismay, in return for his unguarded honesty, that Mr. Touthope had been appointed clerk to the peace of the county during his absence. He was obligated to report any offenses that his friend Mr. Andrew Fairservice might commit. This vigilant member of the police mentioned that it was necessary to seize the horse and put it in Bailie Trumbull’s stable, where it would cost twelve shillings (Scotch) per day until the ownership issue was properly resolved. He even suggested that, following his duty strictly, he should detain poor Andrew himself; but when my guide desperately begged for his leniency, he not only dropped that idea but also gifted Andrew a broken-down and lame pony so he could continue his journey. It’s true he qualified this act of kindness by forcing poor Andrew to give up any claim he had on the fine horse belonging to Thorncliff Osbaldistone—a transfer that Mr. Touthope dismissed as insignificant, since, as he jokingly pointed out, Andrew was unlikely to receive anything from the mare except for the halter.

Andrew seemed woeful and disconcerted, as I screwed out of him these particulars; for his northern pride was cruelly pinched by being compelled to admit that attorneys were attorneys on both sides of the Tweed; and that Mr. Clerk Touthope was not a farthing more sterling coin than Mr. Clerk Jobson.

Andrew looked sad and uneasy as I got these details out of him; his northern pride was painfully hurt by having to admit that lawyers were just lawyers on both sides of the border, and that Mr. Clerk Touthope was no better than Mr. Clerk Jobson.

“It wadna hae vexed him half sae muckle to hae been cheated out o' what might amaist be said to be won with the peril o' his craig, had it happened amang the Inglishers; but it was an unco thing to see hawks pike out hawks' e'en, or ae kindly Scot cheat anither. But nae doubt things were strangely changed in his country sin' the sad and sorrowfu' Union;” an event to which Andrew referred every symptom of depravity or degeneracy which he remarked among his countrymen, more especially the inflammation of reckonings, the diminished size of pint-stoups, and other grievances, which he pointed out to me during our journey.

“It wouldn't have bothered him nearly as much to be cheated out of what could almost be considered gained at the risk of his neck if it happened among the English; but it was a strange thing to see hawks gouge out each other's eyes, or one decent Scot cheat another. But no doubt things had changed a lot in his country since the sad and sorrowful Union;” an event to which Andrew attributed every sign of corruption or decline he noticed among his fellow countrymen, especially the inflation of bills, the smaller size of pint glasses, and other complaints he shared with me during our trip.

For my own part, I held myself, as things had turned out, acquitted of all charge of the mare, and wrote to my uncle the circumstances under which she was carried into Scotland, concluding with informing him that she was in the hands of justice, and her worthy representatives, Bailie Trumbull and Mr. Clerk Touthope, to whom I referred him for farther particulars. Whether the property returned to the Northumbrian fox-hunter, or continued to bear the person of the Scottish attorney, it is unnecessary for me at present to say.

As for me, I considered myself cleared of any responsibility regarding the mare given how things had turned out. I wrote to my uncle explaining the circumstances under which she was brought into Scotland, and I ended by letting him know that she was now with the authorities and her respectable representatives, Bailie Trumbull and Mr. Clerk Touthope, to whom I directed him for more details. Whether the mare returned to the Northumbrian fox-hunter or stayed with the Scottish attorney isn’t something I need to address right now.

We now pursued our journey to the north-westward, at a rate much slower than that at which we had achieved our nocturnal retreat from England. One chain of barren and uninteresting hills succeeded another, until the more fertile vale of Clyde opened upon us; and, with such despatch as we might, we gained the town, or, as my guide pertinaciously termed it, the city, of Glasgow. Of late years, I understand, it has fully deserved the name, which, by a sort of political second sight, my guide assigned to it. An extensive and increasing trade with the West Indies and American colonies, has, if I am rightly informed, laid the foundation of wealth and prosperity, which, if carefully strengthened and built upon, may one day support an immense fabric of commercial prosperity; but in the earlier time of which I speak, the dawn of this splendour had not arisen. The Union had, indeed, opened to Scotland the trade of the English colonies; but, betwixt want of capital, and the national jealousy of the English, the merchants of Scotland were as yet excluded, in a great measure, from the exercise of the privileges which that memorable treaty conferred on them. Glasgow lay on the wrong side of the island for participating in the east country or continental trade, by which the trifling commerce as yet possessed by Scotland chiefly supported itself. Yet, though she then gave small promise of the commercial eminence to which, I am informed, she seems now likely one day to attain, Glasgow, as the principal central town of the western district of Scotland, was a place of considerable rank and importance. The broad and brimming Clyde, which flows so near its walls, gave the means of an inland navigation of some importance. Not only the fertile plains in its immediate neighbourhood, but the districts of Ayr and Dumfries regarded Glasgow as their capital, to which they transmitted their produce, and received in return such necessaries and luxuries as their consumption required.

We continued our journey northwestward, moving much slower than we did during our nighttime escape from England. One chain of barren and dull hills followed another until we reached the more fertile valley of Clyde. With all the speed we could muster, we arrived at the town, or as my guide stubbornly called it, the city, of Glasgow. In recent years, I understand it has truly earned that title, which my guide had insightfully bestowed upon it. An expanding trade with the West Indies and American colonies has, if I’m correct, laid the groundwork for wealth and prosperity that, if nurtured and developed, could eventually support a vast commercial success. However, during the earlier time I’m talking about, the light of this potential greatness had not yet appeared. The Union did open up trade with the English colonies for Scotland, but due to a lack of capital and the English’s national jealousy, Scottish merchants were still mostly barred from enjoying the privileges granted by that notable treaty. Glasgow was not in the optimal position on the island for participating in the eastern or continental trade, which was the primary means of support for the meager commerce Scotland had at the time. Yet, even though it showed little promise of the commercial success it seems likely to achieve now, Glasgow, as the main central town of the western region of Scotland, was a place of significant rank and importance. The wide and flowing Clyde, which runs so close to its borders, provided a means of fairly important inland navigation. Not only did the rich plains nearby look to Glasgow as their capital, but the regions of Ayr and Dumfries also relied on it for sending their goods and receiving the essentials and luxuries they needed.

The dusky mountains of the western Highlands often sent forth wilder tribes to frequent the marts of St. Mungo's favourite city. Hordes of wild shaggy, dwarfish cattle and ponies, conducted by Highlanders, as wild, as shaggy, and sometimes as dwarfish, as the animals they had in charge, often traversed the streets of Glasgow. Strangers gazed with surprise on the antique and fantastic dress, and listened to the unknown and dissonant sounds of their language, while the mountaineers, armed, even while engaged in this peaceful occupation, with musket and pistol, sword, dagger, and target, stared with astonishment on the articles of luxury of which they knew not the use, and with an avidity which seemed somewhat alarming on the articles which they knew and valued. It is always with unwillingness that the Highlander quits his deserts, and at this early period it was like tearing a pine from its rock, to plant him elsewhere. Yet even then the mountain glens were over-peopled, although thinned occasionally by famine or by the sword, and many of their inhabitants strayed down to Glasgow—there formed settlements—there sought and found employment, although different, indeed, from that of their native hills. This supply of a hardy and useful population was of consequence to the prosperity of the place, furnished the means of carrying on the few manufactures which the town already boasted, and laid the foundation of its future prosperity.

The dark mountains of the western Highlands often sent wild tribes to the markets of St. Mungo's favorite city. Groups of wild, shaggy, small cattle and ponies, led by Highlanders who were just as wild, shaggy, and sometimes just as small as the animals they herded, frequently crossed the streets of Glasgow. Strangers stared in surprise at their old-fashioned and peculiar clothing and listened to the strange and jarring sounds of their language, while the mountaineers, armed—even while engaged in this peaceful task—with muskets, pistols, swords, daggers, and shields, looked on with amazement at the luxury items they didn’t understand and with an eagerness that seemed a bit alarming for the things they recognized and valued. Highlanders are always reluctant to leave their remote homes, and at this early time, it felt like pulling a pine tree from its rock to settle them elsewhere. Yet even then, the mountain valleys were overcrowded, although sometimes thinned out by famine or conflict, and many of the residents made their way down to Glasgow—where they established communities—where they sought and found work, though it was very different from what they were used to in their native hills. This influx of hardworking and useful people was important to the town's prosperity, provided the means to support the few industries that the town already had, and laid the groundwork for its future success.

The exterior of the city corresponded with these promising circumstances. The principal street was broad and important, decorated with public buildings, of an architecture rather striking than correct in point of taste, and running between rows of tall houses, built of stone, the fronts of which were occasionally richly ornamented with mason-work—a circumstance which gave the street an imposing air of dignity and grandeur, of which most English towns are in some measure deprived, by the slight, insubstantial, and perishable quality and appearance of the bricks with which they are constructed.

The outside of the city matched these hopeful conditions. The main street was wide and significant, lined with public buildings that were more striking than tasteful in their design, and it ran between tall stone houses. The fronts of these houses were sometimes richly decorated with intricate masonry, which gave the street an impressive feel of dignity and grandeur—something that many English towns lack due to the thin, flimsy, and fragile look of the bricks used in their construction.

In the western metropolis of Scotland, my guide and I arrived on a Saturday evening, too late to entertain thoughts of business of any kind. We alighted at the door of a jolly hostler-wife, as Andrew called her,—the Ostelere of old father Chaucer,—by whom we were civilly received.

In the western city of Scotland, my guide and I arrived on a Saturday evening, too late to think about any kind of business. We got out at the door of a cheerful innkeeper's wife, as Andrew referred to her—the Ostelere of old father Chaucer—who welcomed us politely.

On the following morning the bells pealed from every steeple, announcing the sanctity of the day. Notwithstanding, however, what I had heard of the severity with which the Sabbath is observed in Scotland, my first impulse, not unnaturally, was to seek out Owen; but on inquiry I found that my attempt would be in vain, “until kirk time was ower.” Not only did my landlady and guide jointly assure me that “there wadna be a living soul either in the counting-house or dwelling-house of Messrs. MacVittie, MacFin, and Company,” to which Owen's letter referred me, but, moreover, “far less would I find any of the partners there. They were serious men, and wad be where a' gude Christians ought to be at sic a time, and that was in the Barony Laigh Kirk.” *

The next morning, the bells rang from every steeple, announcing the importance of the day. However, despite what I had heard about how strictly the Sabbath is observed in Scotland, my first instinct was to look for Owen. But when I asked around, I discovered that my efforts would be pointless “until church service is over.” Not only did my landlady and guide tell me that “there wouldn’t be a living soul in either the office or the house of Messrs. MacVittie, MacFin, and Company,” as mentioned in Owen's letter, but they also said, “even less would I find any of the partners there. They were serious men and would be where all good Christians should be at such a time, and that’s in the Barony Laigh Kirk.”

* [The Laigh Kirk or Crypt of the Cathedral of Glasgow served for more * than two centuries as the church of the Barony Parish, and, for a time, was * converted into a burial-place. In the restorations of this grand building * the crypt was cleared out, and is now admired as one of the richest specimens * of Early English architecture existing in Scotland.]

* [The Laigh Kirk or Crypt of the Cathedral of Glasgow was the church for the Barony Parish for over two centuries and was also used as a burial place for a while. During the renovations of this impressive building, the crypt was cleaned out and is now appreciated as one of the finest examples of Early English architecture still found in Scotland.]*

Andrew Fairservice, whose disgust at the law of his country had fortunately not extended itself to the other learned professions of his native land, now sung forth the praises of the preacher who was to perform the duty, to which my hostess replied with many loud amens. The result was, that I determined to go to this popular place of worship, as much with the purpose of learning, if possible, whether Owen had arrived in Glasgow, as with any great expectation of edification. My hopes were exalted by the assurance, that if Mr. Ephraim MacVittie (worthy man) were in the land of life, he would surely honour the Barony Kirk that day with his presence; and if he chanced to have a stranger within his gates, doubtless he would bring him to the duty along with him. This probability determined my motions, and under the escort of my faithful Andrew, I set forth for the Barony Kirk.

Andrew Fairservice, who thankfully didn’t let his disgust for the laws of his country extend to other respected professions in his homeland, eagerly praised the preacher who was about to take the pulpit. My hostess responded with numerous loud "amens." Because of this, I decided to attend this popular place of worship, partly to see if Owen had arrived in Glasgow, but also without any big hopes for spiritual enlightenment. My expectations were raised by the confidence that if Mr. Ephraim MacVittie (a good man) were alive, he would definitely attend the Barony Kirk that day; and if he happened to have a visitor, he would surely bring them along. This possibility motivated me, and with the support of my loyal Andrew, I set off for the Barony Kirk.

On this occasion, however, I had little need of his guidance; for the crowd, which forced its way up a steep and rough-paved street, to hear the most popular preacher in the west of Scotland, would of itself have swept me along with it. On attaining the summit of the hill, we turned to the left, and a large pair of folding doors admitted us, amongst others, into the open and extensive burying-place which surrounds the Minster or Cathedral Church of Glasgow. The pile is of a gloomy and massive, rather than of an elegant, style of Gothic architecture; but its peculiar character is so strongly preserved, and so well suited with the accompaniments that surround it, that the impression of the first view was awful and solemn in the extreme. I was indeed so much struck, that I resisted for a few minutes all Andrew's efforts to drag me into the interior of the building, so deeply was I engaged in surveying its outward character.

On this occasion, though, I didn’t really need his guidance; the crowd, eager to hear the most popular preacher in the west of Scotland, would have carried me along anyway. When we reached the top of the hill, we turned left, and a large pair of folding doors welcomed us, along with others, into the open and spacious graveyard that surrounds the Minster or Cathedral Church of Glasgow. The building has a gloomy and heavy, rather than elegant, Gothic style; but its unique character is so well preserved and fits so nicely with the surroundings that the first impression was incredibly impressive and serious. I was so taken aback that I resisted for a few minutes all of Andrew's attempts to pull me into the building, so absorbed was I in examining its exterior.

Situated in a populous and considerable town, this ancient and massive pile has the appearance of the most sequestered solitude. High walls divide it from the buildings of the city on one side; on the other it is bounded by a ravine, at the bottom of which, and invisible to the eye, murmurs a wandering rivulet, adding, by its gentle noise, to the imposing solemnity of the scene. On the opposite side of the ravine rises a steep bank, covered with fir-trees closely planted, whose dusky shade extends itself over the cemetery with an appropriate and gloomy effect. The churchyard itself had a peculiar character; for though in reality extensive, it is small in proportion to the number of respectable inhabitants who are interred within it, and whose graves are almost all covered with tombstones. There is therefore no room for the long rank grass, which, in most cases, partially clothes the surface of those retreats where the wicked cease from troubling, and the weary are at rest. The broad flat monumental stones are placed so close to each other, that the precincts appear to be flagged with them, and, though roofed only by the heavens, resemble the floor of one of our old English churches, where the pavement is covered with sepulchral inscriptions. The contents of these sad records of mortality, the vain sorrows which they preserve, the stern lesson which they teach of the nothingness of humanity, the extent of ground which they so closely cover, and their uniform and melancholy tenor, reminded me of the roll of the prophet, which was “written within and without, and there was written therein lamentations and mourning and woe.”

Located in a busy and significant town, this ancient and massive structure gives off an air of complete isolation. Tall walls separate it from the buildings of the city on one side; on the other, it is bordered by a ravine where a hidden stream flows at the bottom, its gentle sound enhancing the solemnity of the scene. On the opposite side of the ravine, a steep bank rises, covered with closely planted fir trees whose dark shade casts an appropriately gloomy effect over the cemetery. The churchyard has a unique character; although it is actually large, it feels small compared to the number of respected individuals buried there, nearly all of whom have tombstones on their graves. There's little room for the long grass that usually covers the surfaces of those resting places where the troubled find peace and the weary rest. The broad flat gravestones are placed so closely together that the ground seems paved with them; and, though only sheltered by the sky, it resembles the floor of an old English church, where the pavement is adorned with memorial inscriptions. The contents of these sorrowful markers of death, the pointless sadness they embody, the harsh lesson they teach about the insignificance of humanity, the amount of ground they cover so densely, and their uniform and mournful tone, reminded me of the scroll of the prophet, which was “written within and without, and there was written therein lamentations and mourning and woe.”

The Cathedral itself corresponds in impressive majesty with these accompaniments. We feel that its appearance is heavy, yet that the effect produced would be destroyed were it lighter or more ornamental. It is the only metropolitan church in Scotland, excepting, as I am informed, the Cathedral of Kirkwall, in the Orkneys, which remained uninjured at the Reformation; and Andrew Fairservice, who saw with great pride the effect which it produced upon my mind, thus accounted for its preservation—“Ah! it's a brave kirk—nane o' yere whig-maleeries and curliewurlies and opensteek hems about it—a' solid, weel-jointed mason-wark, that will stand as lang as the warld, keep hands and gunpowther aff it. It had amaist a douncome lang syne at the Reformation, when they pu'd doun the kirks of St. Andrews and Perth, and thereawa', to cleanse them o' Papery, and idolatry, and image worship, and surplices, and sic like rags o' the muckle hure that sitteth on seven hills, as if ane wasna braid eneugh for her auld hinder end. Sae the commons o' Renfrew, and o' the Barony, and the Gorbals and a' about, they behoved to come into Glasgow no fair morning, to try their hand on purging the High Kirk o' Popish nick-nackets. But the townsmen o' Glasgow, they were feared their auld edifice might slip the girths in gaun through siccan rough physic, sae they rang the common bell, and assembled the train-bands wi' took o' drum. By good luck, the worthy James Rabat was Dean o' Guild that year—(and a gude mason he was himself, made him the keener to keep up the auld bigging)—and the trades assembled, and offered downright battle to the commons, rather than their kirk should coup the crans as others had done elsewhere. It wasna for luve o' Paperie—na, na!—nane could ever say that o' the trades o' Glasgow—Sae they sune came to an agreement to take a' the idolatrous statues of sants (sorrow be on them) out o' their neuks—and sae the bits o' stane idols were broken in pieces by Scripture warrant, and flung into the Molendinar burn, and the auld kirk stood as crouse as a cat when the flaes are kaimed aff her, and a' body was alike pleased. And I hae heard wise folk say, that if the same had been done in ilka kirk in Scotland, the Reform wad just hae been as pure as it is e'en now, and we wad hae mair Christian-like kirks; for I hae been sae lang in England, that naething will drived out o' my head, that the dog-kennel at Osbaldistone Hall is better than mony a house o' God in Scotland.”

The Cathedral itself stands impressively alongside these features. Its appearance feels heavy, but if it were lighter or more decorative, the overall effect would be ruined. It's the only major church in Scotland, except for the Cathedral of Kirkwall in the Orkneys, which wasn't damaged during the Reformation. Andrew Fairservice, who proudly observed how it impacted me, explained its preservation like this: “Ah! It’s a fine church—none of those whig details and frills about it—all solid, well-built masonry that will last as long as the world does, keeping hands and gunpowder away from it. It nearly came down back at the Reformation when they tore down the churches in St. Andrews and Perth, and elsewhere, to cleanse them of Papist practices, idolatry, image worship, and all those rags of the big whore who sits on seven hills, as if one wasn't wide enough for her old backside. So the common folks from Renfrew, the Barony, the Gorbals, and all around had to come into Glasgow one fine morning to try and purge the High Kirk of Popish trinkets. But the townspeople of Glasgow feared their old building might fall apart during such rough treatment, so they rang the common bell and assembled the local militia with a drum. Fortunately, the worthy James Rabat was Dean of Guild that year—and being a good mason himself made him keen to maintain the old structure—and the trades gathered and were ready for a showdown with the common folks rather than let their church meet the same fate as others elsewhere. It wasn’t for love of Papacy—no, no!—no one could ever say that about Glasgow's trades. So they quickly agreed to remove all the idolatrous statues of saints (curse them) from their corners—and those stone idols were smashed into pieces by scripture justification and thrown into the Molendinar burn, and the old church stood proud as a cat when its fur is combed, pleasing everyone. And I’ve heard wise people say that if the same had been done in every church in Scotland, the Reformation would be just as pure as it is today, and we’d have more Christ-like churches; for I’ve been in England long enough that nothing will budge from my mind, that the dog kennel at Osbaldistone Hall is better than many houses of God in Scotland.”

Thus saying, Andrew led the way into the place of worship.

Thus saying, Andrew led the way into the place of worship.





CHAPTER THIRD.

                          —It strikes an awe
               And terror on my aching sight; the tombs
               And monumental caves of death look cold,
               And shoot a chillness to the trembling heart.
                                           Mourning Bride.
                          —It fills me with fear
               And wonder; the tombs
               And grave caves of the dead feel so cold,
               And send a shiver through my trembling heart.
                                           Mourning Bride.

Notwithstanding the impatience of my conductor, I could not forbear to pause and gaze for some minutes on the exterior of the building, rendered more impressively dignified by the solitude which ensued when its hitherto open gates were closed, after having, as it were, devoured the multitude which had lately crowded the churchyard, but now, enclosed within the building, were engaged, as the choral swell of voices from within announced to us, in the solemn exercises of devotion. The sound of so many voices united by the distance into one harmony, and freed from those harsh discordances which jar the ear when heard more near, combining with the murmuring brook, and the wind which sung among the old firs, affected me with a sense of sublimity. All nature, as invoked by the Psalmist whose verses they chanted, seemed united in offering that solemn praise in which trembling is mixed with joy as she addressed her Maker. I had heard the service of high mass in France, celebrated with all the e'clat which the choicest music, the richest dresses, the most imposing ceremonies, could confer on it; yet it fell short in effect of the simplicity of the Presbyterian worship. The devotion in which every one took a share seemed so superior to that which was recited by musicians as a lesson which they had learned by rote, that it gave the Scottish worship all the advantage of reality over acting.

Despite my guide's impatience, I couldn't help but pause and admire the building's exterior for a few minutes. It looked even more impressively dignified now that its gates were closed, having seemingly swallowed up the crowd that had just filled the churchyard. Now, enclosed within, they were engaged in solemn worship, as the choral swell of voices from inside indicated. The sound of so many voices blending together from a distance created a harmonious unity, free from the jarring discord that comes when you hear it up close. This combined with the gentle murmur of the brook and the wind rustling through the old firs left me with a profound sense of awe. All of nature seemed to join in the solemn praise, as if responding to the Psalmist whose verses they sang, where trembling joy mingled as they addressed their Creator. I had experienced the high mass in France, celebrated with all the splendor that the finest music, richest garments, and grandest rituals could provide; however, it paled in comparison to the simplicity of the Presbyterian worship. The heartfelt devotion in which everyone participated felt far more authentic than the recital performed by musicians, making the Scottish worship resonate with a sense of genuineness over performance.

As I lingered to catch more of the solemn sound, Andrew, whose impatience became ungovernable, pulled me by the sleeve—“Come awa', sir—come awa'; we maunna be late o' gaun in to disturb the worship; if we bide here the searchers will be on us, and carry us to the guard-house for being idlers in kirk-time.”

As I stayed to catch more of the serious sound, Andrew, who was getting really impatient, tugged at my sleeve—“Come on, man—let’s go; we can't be late going in and interrupting the service; if we stay here, the searchers will find us and take us to the guardhouse for being lazy during church.”

Thus admonished, I followed my guide, but not, as I had supposed, into the body of the cathedral. “This gate—this gate, sir,” he exclaimed, dragging me off as I made towards the main entrance of the building—“There's but cauldrife law-work gaun on yonder—carnal morality, as dow'd and as fusionless as rue leaves at Yule—Here's the real savour of doctrine.”

Thus warned, I followed my guide, but not, as I had thought, into the main part of the cathedral. “This gate—this gate, sir,” he shouted, pulling me away as I headed for the main entrance of the building—“There's just cold legal stuff going on over there—worldly morality, as dull and lifeless as rue leaves at Christmas—Here's the real essence of doctrine.”

So saying, we entered a small low-arched door, secured by a wicket, which a grave-looking person seemed on the point of closing, and descended several steps as if into the funeral vaults beneath the church. It was even so; for in these subterranean precincts,—why chosen for such a purpose I knew not,—was established a very singular place of worship.

So saying, we entered a small low-arched door, secured by a wicket, which a serious-looking person seemed about to close, and went down several steps as if into the burial vaults beneath the church. It was exactly that; for in these underground areas—why they were chosen for this purpose I didn’t know—there was a very unusual place of worship.

Conceive, Tresham, an extensive range of low-browed, dark, and twilight vaults, such as are used for sepulchres in other countries, and had long been dedicated to the same purpose in this, a portion of which was seated with pews, and used as a church. The part of the vaults thus occupied, though capable of containing a congregation of many hundreds, bore a small proportion to the darker and more extensive caverns which yawned around what may be termed the inhabited space. In those waste regions of oblivion, dusky banners and tattered escutcheons indicated the graves of those who were once, doubtless, “princes in Israel.” Inscriptions, which could only be read by the painful antiquary, in language as obsolete as the act of devotional charity which they employed, invited the passengers to pray for the souls of those whose bodies rested beneath. Surrounded by these receptacles of the last remains of mortality, I found a numerous congregation engaged in the act of prayer. The Scotch perform this duty in a standing instead of a kneeling posture—more, perhaps, to take as broad a distinction as possible from the ritual of Rome than for any better reason; since I have observed, that in their family worship, as doubtless in their private devotions, they adopt, in their immediate address to the Deity, that posture which other Christians use as the humblest and most reverential. Standing, therefore, the men being uncovered, a crowd of several hundreds of both sexes, and all ages, listened with great reverence and attention to the extempore, at least the unwritten, prayer of an aged clergyman,* who was very popular in the city.

Imagine, Tresham, a vast array of low-ceilinged, dark, and shadowy vaults, similar to those used as burial sites in other countries. These vaults had long been designated for the same purpose here, with part of them fitted with pews and used as a church. The area of the vaults that was occupied, though capable of holding many hundreds of people, was a small fraction of the darker and more expansive caverns that surrounded what could be considered the inhabitable zone. In those forgotten regions, dim banners and worn coat-of-arms marked the graves of those who were once, undoubtedly, “princes in Israel.” Inscriptions, readable only by determined historians, were written in a language as outdated as the acts of charity they described, inviting passersby to pray for the souls of those whose bodies lay beneath. Surrounded by these final resting places, I found a large congregation engaged in prayer. The Scots perform this act standing rather than kneeling—possibly to set themselves apart from Roman rituals more than for any other reason; I’ve noticed that in their family worship, as likely in their private prayers, they adopt the kneeling posture that other Christians use to show the utmost humility and respect in their direct appeal to God. Thus, standing, with the men bareheaded, a crowd of several hundred people of all genders and ages listened with deep reverence and attention to the impromptu, or at least unwritten, prayer of a well-liked elderly clergyman from the city.

* I have in vain laboured to discover this gentleman's name, and the period of his incumbency. I do not, however, despair to see these points, with some others which may elude my sagacity, satisfactorily elucidated by one or other of the periodical publications which have devoted their pages to explanatory commentaries on my former volumes; and whose research and ingenuity claim my peculiar gratitude, for having discovered many persons and circumstances connected with my narratives, of which I myself never so much as dreamed.

* I have struggled in vain to find out this gentleman's name and the time he served. However, I still hold out hope that these details, along with a few others that might escape my understanding, will be thoroughly explained by one of the magazines that have dedicated their pages to commentary on my earlier works. I am especially grateful to them for uncovering many people and events related to my stories that I never even imagined.

Educated in the same religious persuasion, I seriously bent my mind to join in the devotion of the day; and it was not till the congregation resumed their seats, that my attention was diverted to the consideration of the appearance of all around me.

Educated in the same religious belief, I focused my mind on participating in the day's devotion; it wasn't until the congregation sat back down that I began to pay attention to the people and things around me.

At the conclusion of the prayer, most of the men put on their hats or bonnets, and all who had the happiness to have seats sate down. Andrew and I were not of this number, having been too late of entering the church to secure such accommodation. We stood among a number of other persons in the same situation, forming a sort of ring around the seated part of the congregation. Behind and around us were the vaults I have already described; before us the devout audience, dimly shown by the light which streamed on their faces through one or two low Gothic windows, such as give air and light to charnel-houses. By this were seen the usual variety of countenances which are generally turned towards a Scotch pastor on such occasions, almost all composed to attention, unless where a father or mother here and there recalls the wandering eyes of a lively child, or disturbs the slumbers of a dull one. The high-boned and harsh countenance of the nation, with the expression of intelligence and shrewdness which it frequently exhibits, is seen to more advantage in the act of devotion, or in the ranks of war, than on lighter and more cheerful occasions of assemblage. The discourse of the preacher was well qualified to call forth the various feelings and faculties of his audience.

At the end of the prayer, most of the men put on their hats or bonnets, and all who were lucky enough to have seats sat down. Andrew and I weren't part of that group, as we arrived too late to secure such a spot. We stood among a crowd of others in the same predicament, forming a sort of ring around the seated section of the congregation. Behind and around us were the vaults I’ve already described; in front of us was the attentive audience, dimly illuminated by the light streaming in through one or two low Gothic windows, like those that brighten charnel houses. In front of us were the usual variety of faces typically aimed at a Scottish pastor during such occasions, almost all focused, unless a parent occasionally redirects the wandering gaze of an energetic child or rouses a sleepy one. The high-cheekboned and stern expressions typical of the nation, often displaying intelligence and shrewdness, tend to stand out more during worship or in the military than at lighter, more cheerful gatherings. The preacher’s message was well-suited to evoke a range of emotions and thoughts from his audience.

Age and infirmities had impaired the powers of a voice originally strong and sonorous. He read his text with a pronunciation somewhat inarticulate; but when he closed the Bible, and commenced his sermon, his tones gradually strengthened, as he entered with vehemence into the arguments which he maintained. They related chiefly to the abstract points of the Christian faith,—subjects grave, deep, and fathomless by mere human reason, but for which, with equal ingenuity and propriety, he sought a key in liberal quotations from the inspired writings. My mind was unprepared to coincide in all his reasoning, nor was I sure that in some instances I rightly comprehended his positions. But nothing could be more impressive than the eager enthusiastic manner of the good old man, and nothing more ingenious than his mode of reasoning. The Scotch, it is well known, are more remarkable for the exercise of their intellectual powers, than for the keenness of their feelings; they are, therefore, more moved by logic than by rhetoric, and more attracted by acute and argumentative reasoning on doctrinal points, than influenced by the enthusiastic appeals to the heart and to the passions, by which popular preachers in other countries win the favour of their hearers.

Age and health issues had diminished the strength of a voice that was once powerful and resonant. He read from his text with a somewhat unclear pronunciation; however, when he closed the Bible and began his sermon, his voice gradually grew stronger as he passionately delved into his arguments. These mainly focused on the abstract elements of the Christian faith—topics that are serious, profound, and beyond the grasp of mere human reason, yet he skillfully and appropriately sought insight from liberal quotations of sacred texts. I wasn't entirely prepared to agree with all his reasoning, and in some cases, I wasn't sure I fully understood his points. But nothing could be more striking than the eager, enthusiastic way the old man spoke, and nothing more clever than his style of reasoning. It's well known that Scots tend to rely more on their intellectual abilities than on their emotions; thus, they are more swayed by logic than by rhetoric, and they are drawn more to sharp and argumentative reasoning on doctrinal issues than influenced by the passionate appeals to the heart that popular preachers in other countries use to gain the favor of their listeners.

Among the attentive group which I now saw, might be distinguished various expressions similar to those of the audience in the famous cartoon of Paul preaching at Athens. Here sat a zealous and intelligent Calvinist, with brows bent just as much as to indicate profound attention; lips slightly compressed; eyes fixed on the minister with an expression of decent pride, as if sharing the triumph of his argument; the forefinger of the right hand touching successively those of the left, as the preacher, from argument to argument, ascended towards his conclusion. Another, with fiercer and sterner look, intimated at once his contempt of all who doubted the creed of his pastor, and his joy at the appropriate punishment denounced against them. A third, perhaps belonging to a different congregation, and present only by accident or curiosity, had the appearance of internally impeaching some link of the reasoning; and you might plainly read, in the slight motion of his head, his doubts as to the soundness of the preacher's argument. The greater part listened with a calm, satisfied countenance, expressive of a conscious merit in being present, and in listening to such an ingenious discourse, although perhaps unable entirely to comprehend it. The women in general belonged to this last division of the audience; the old, however, seeming more grimly intent upon the abstract doctrines laid before them; while the younger females permitted their eyes occasionally to make a modest circuit around the congregation; and some of them, Tresham (if my vanity did not greatly deceive me), contrived to distinguish your friend and servant, as a handsome young stranger and an Englishman. As to the rest of the congregation, the stupid gaped, yawned, or slept, till awakened by the application of their more zealous neighbours' heels to their shins; and the idle indicated their inattention by the wandering of their eyes, but dared give no more decided token of weariness. Amid the Lowland costume of coat and cloak, I could here and there discern a Highland plaid, the wearer of which, resting on his basket-hilt, sent his eyes among the audience with the unrestrained curiosity of savage wonder; and who, in all probability, was inattentive to the sermon for a very pardonable reason—because he did not understand the language in which it was delivered. The martial and wild look, however, of these stragglers, added a kind of character which the congregation could not have exhibited without them. They were more numerous, Andrew afterwards observed, owing to some cattle-fair in the neighbourhood.

Among the attentive group I saw, various expressions were similar to those of the audience in the famous cartoon of Paul preaching at Athens. Here sat a passionate and smart Calvinist, with furrowed brows indicating deep attention; lips slightly pressed together; eyes locked on the minister with an expression of dignified pride, as if sharing the victory of his argument; the forefinger of his right hand tracing his left fingers as the preacher moved from argument to argument, building up to his conclusion. Another person, with a fiercer and more serious look, showed both contempt for anyone who doubted his pastor’s beliefs and pleasure in the fitting punishment he declared for them. A third individual, possibly from a different congregation and there by chance or curiosity, appeared to be mentally challenging some part of the reasoning; you could clearly see, in the slight movement of his head, his doubts about the preacher's logic. Most listened with calm, satisfied faces that expressed their feeling of pride in being present and hearing such clever discourse, even if they couldn't fully grasp it. The women generally belonged to this last group of the audience; the older ones seemed more grimly focused on the abstract doctrines presented, while the younger ones occasionally let their eyes modestly survey the congregation; some of them, Tresham (if my vanity didn't mislead me), managed to spot your friend and servant as a handsome young stranger and an Englishman. Meanwhile, the rest of the congregation, the dull ones gaped, yawned, or dozed off, only to be jolted awake by their more enthusiastic neighbors' heels digging into their shins; the indifferent showed their lack of attention by wandering eyes but didn't dare show more obvious signs of boredom. Amid the Lowland outfits of coats and cloaks, I could occasionally see a Highland plaid; the person wearing it, resting on his basket-hilt, gazed at the audience with the unfiltered curiosity of untamed wonder, probably not paying attention to the sermon for a very understandable reason—because he didn't understand the language it was delivered in. However, the martial and wild appearance of these outliers added a unique character to the congregation that it wouldn’t have had without them. They were more numerous, Andrew later pointed out, due to a cattle fair happening nearby.

Such was the group of countenances, rising tier on tier, discovered to my critical inspection by such sunbeams as forced their way through the narrow Gothic lattices of the Laigh Kirk of Glasgow; and, having illuminated the attentive congregation, lost themselves in the vacuity of the vaults behind, giving to the nearer part of their labyrinth a sort of imperfect twilight, and leaving their recesses in an utter darkness, which gave them the appearance of being interminable.

Such was the group of faces, stacked one upon another, revealed to my careful observation by the sunbeams that managed to break through the narrow Gothic windows of the Laigh Kirk of Glasgow; and, after lighting up the attentive crowd, they faded into the emptiness of the vaults behind, giving the closer part of their maze a sort of dim twilight and leaving their depths in complete darkness, making them seem endless.

I have already said that I stood with others in the exterior circle, with my face to the preacher, and my back to those vaults which I have so often mentioned. My position rendered me particularly obnoxious to any interruption which arose from any slight noise occurring amongst these retiring arches, where the least sound was multiplied by a thousand echoes. The occasional sound of rain-drops, which, admitted through some cranny in the ruined roof, fell successively, and splashed upon the pavement beneath, caused me to turn my head more than once to the place from whence it seemed to proceed, and when my eyes took that direction, I found it difficult to withdraw them; such is the pleasure our imagination receives from the attempt to penetrate as far as possible into an intricate labyrinth, imperfectly lighted, and exhibiting objects which irritate our curiosity, only because they acquire a mysterious interest from being undefined and dubious. My eyes became habituated to the gloomy atmosphere to which I directed them, and insensibly my mind became more interested in their discoveries than in the metaphysical subtleties which the preacher was enforcing.

I’ve already said that I stood with others in the outer circle, facing the preacher, with my back to those vaults I’ve mentioned so often. My position made me especially sensitive to any interruptions from the slight noises coming from these retreating arches, where even the smallest sound was multiplied by a thousand echoes. The occasional sound of raindrops coming through a crack in the ruined roof, falling in succession and splashing on the pavement below, made me turn my head more than once to where it seemed to be coming from. When I looked in that direction, I found it hard to look away; such is the pleasure our imagination gets from trying to explore as deeply as possible into an intricate, dimly lit maze, filled with objects that spark our curiosity simply because they hold a mysterious interest from being vague and uncertain. My eyes grew accustomed to the dark atmosphere I focused on, and gradually my mind became more interested in those discoveries than in the philosophical arguments the preacher was discussing.

My father had often checked me for this wandering mood of mind, arising perhaps from an excitability of imagination to which he was a stranger; and the finding myself at present solicited by these temptations to inattention, recalled the time when I used to walk, led by his hand, to Mr. Shower's chapel, and the earnest injunctions which he then laid on me to redeem the time, because the days were evil. At present, the picture which my thoughts suggested, far from fixing my attention, destroyed the portion I had yet left, by conjuring up to my recollection the peril in which his affairs now stood. I endeavoured, in the lowest whisper I could frame, to request Andrew to obtain information, whether any of the gentlemen of the firm of MacVittie & Co. were at present in the congregation. But Andrew, wrapped in profound attention to the sermon, only replied to my suggestion by hard punches with his elbow, as signals to me to remain silent. I next strained my eyes, with equally bad success, to see if, among the sea of up-turned faces which bent their eyes on the pulpit as a common centre, I could discover the sober and business-like physiognomy of Owen. But not among the broad beavers of the Glasgow citizens, or the yet broader brimmed Lowland bonnets of the peasants of Lanarkshire, could I see anything resembling the decent periwig, starched ruffles, or the uniform suit of light-brown garments appertaining to the head-clerk of the establishment of Osbaldistone and Tresham. My anxiety now returned on me with such violence as to overpower not only the novelty of the scene around me, by which it had hitherto been diverted, but moreover my sense of decorum. I pulled Andrew hard by the sleeve, and intimated my wish to leave the church, and pursue my investigation as I could. Andrew, obdurate in the Laigh Kirk of Glasgow as on the mountains of Cheviot, for some time deigned me no answer; and it was only when he found I could not otherwise be kept quiet, that he condescended to inform me, that, being once in the church, we could not leave it till service was over, because the doors were locked so soon as the prayers began. Having thus spoken in a brief and peevish whisper, Andrew again assumed the air of intelligent and critical importance, and attention to the preacher's discourse.

My father often checked me for this wandering mindset, which probably came from an imagination he didn't share. Now, as I'm tempted by distractions, I’m reminded of the time he took me, holding my hand, to Mr. Shower's chapel, urging me to make the most of my time because the days were difficult. Instead of focusing, the image in my mind made it harder to concentrate, bringing back memories of his current troubles. I tried to quietly ask Andrew to find out if any of the guys from MacVittie & Co. were in the congregation. But Andrew, deeply focused on the sermon, just nudged me with his elbow, signaling me to stay quiet. I strained to see if I could spot Owen among the sea of faces turned toward the pulpit, but I couldn’t find the serious look of our head clerk among the tall hats of Glasgow citizens or the wide-brimmed bonnets of Lanarkshire peasants. My anxiety returned so strongly that it overwhelmed my fascination with the scene around me and even my sense of politeness. I tugged on Andrew's sleeve and indicated that I wanted to leave the church to continue my search. Andrew, as unyielding in the Laigh Kirk of Glasgow as he was on the Cheviot mountains, initially ignored me. It was only when I wouldn’t stop bothering him that he finally whispered that once we were in the church, we couldn’t leave until the service ended because the doors were locked as soon as the prayers began. After that brief and grumpy explanation, Andrew went back to acting like he was really engaged in the preacher's message.

While I endeavoured to make a virtue of necessity, and recall my attention to the sermon, I was again disturbed by a singular interruption. A voice from behind whispered distinctly in my ear, “You are in danger in this city.”—I turned round, as if mechanically.

While I tried to find meaning in my situation and focus on the sermon, I was once again disrupted by an unusual interruption. A voice behind me clearly whispered in my ear, “You are in danger in this city.” —I turned around, almost instinctively.

One or two starched and ordinary-looking mechanics stood beside and behind me,—stragglers, who, like ourselves, had been too late in obtaining entrance. But a glance at their faces satisfied me, though I could hardly say why, that none of these was the person who had spoken to me. Their countenances seemed all composed to attention to the sermon, and not one of them returned any glance of intelligence to the inquisitive and startled look with which I surveyed them. A massive round pillar, which was close behind us, might have concealed the speaker the instant he uttered his mysterious caution; but wherefore it was given in such a place, or to what species of danger it directed my attention, or by whom the warning was uttered, were points on which my imagination lost itself in conjecture. It would, however, I concluded, be repeated, and I resolved to keep my countenance turned towards the clergyman, that the whisperer might be tempted to renew his communication under the idea that the first had passed unobserved.

One or two neatly dressed and plain-looking mechanics stood beside and behind me—stragglers who, like us, had arrived too late to get in. But a glance at their faces reassured me, though I couldn't quite say why, that none of them were the person who had spoken to me. Their expressions all seemed focused on the sermon, and not a single one responded with the knowing glance I gave them in surprise. A large round pillar right behind us could have hidden the speaker the moment he shared his mysterious warning; but I puzzled over why it was given in such a place, what kind of danger it was meant to alert me to, and who had delivered the warning. These were questions that left my imagination wandering. However, I concluded that it would be repeated, and I decided to keep my eyes on the clergyman so that the whisperer might feel encouraged to share again, thinking that the first warning had gone unnoticed.

My plan succeeded. I had not resumed the appearance of attention to the preacher for five minutes, when the same voice whispered, “Listen, but do not look back.” I kept my face in the same direction. “You are in danger in this place,” the voice proceeded; “so am I—meet me to-night on the Brigg, at twelve preceesely—keep at home till the gloaming, and avoid observation.”

My plan worked. I hadn’t been pretending to pay attention to the preacher for five minutes when the same voice whispered, “Listen, but don’t look back.” I kept my face facing forward. “You’re in danger here,” the voice continued; “so am I—meet me tonight at the Brigg at twelve o’clock sharp—stay home until it gets dark, and try not to be noticed.”

Here the voice ceased, and I instantly turned my head. But the speaker had, with still greater promptitude, glided behind the pillar, and escaped my observation. I was determined to catch a sight of him, if possible, and extricating myself from the outer circle of hearers, I also stepped behind the column. All there was empty; and I could only see a figure wrapped in a mantle, whether a Lowland cloak, or Highland plaid, I could not distinguish, which traversed, like a phantom, the dreary vacuity of vaults which I have described.

Here the voice stopped, and I quickly turned my head. But the speaker had, even more swiftly, slipped behind the pillar and avoided my gaze. I was determined to get a glimpse of him if I could, so I pulled away from the outer circle of listeners and stepped behind the column as well. The area was empty, and all I could see was a figure wrapped in a cloak—whether it was a Lowland coat or a Highland plaid, I couldn’t tell—moving like a ghost through the dreary emptiness of the vaults I described.

I made a mechanical attempt to pursue the mysterious form, which glided away and vanished in the vaulted cemetery, like the spectre of one of the numerous dead who rested within its precincts. I had little chance of arresting the course of one obviously determined not to be spoken with; but that little chance was lost by my stumbling and falling before I had made three steps from the column. The obscurity which occasioned my misfortune, covered my disgrace; which I accounted rather lucky, for the preacher, with that stern authority which the Scottish ministers assume for the purpose of keeping order in their congregations, interrupted his discourse, to desire the “proper officer” to take into custody the causer of this disturbance in the place of worship. As the noise, however, was not repeated, the beadle, or whatever else he was called, did not think it necessary to be rigorous in searching out the offender, so that I was enabled, without attracting farther observation, to place myself by Andrew's side in my original position. The service proceeded, and closed without the occurrence of anything else worthy of notice.

I made a mechanical attempt to chase after the mysterious figure, which glided away and disappeared into the large cemetery, like the ghost of one of the many dead who rested within its grounds. I had little chance of stopping someone who clearly didn’t want to be approached; but that slight chance was lost when I stumbled and fell before I had taken three steps from the column. The darkness that caused my fall hidden my embarrassment, which I considered somewhat lucky, because the preacher, with the stern authority that Scottish ministers often use to maintain order in their congregations, interrupted his sermon to ask the “proper officer” to detain the person causing the disturbance in the place of worship. However, since the noise didn’t happen again, the beadle—whatever else he was called—didn’t think it was necessary to be strict in finding the culprit, so I was able to return to my original position by Andrew's side without attracting further attention. The service went on and finished without anything else worth noting.

As the congregation departed and dispersed, my friend Andrew exclaimed, “See, yonder is worthy Mr. MacVittie, and Mrs. MacVittie, and Miss Alison MacVittie, and Mr. Thamas MacFin, that they say is to marry Miss Alison, if a' bowls row right—she'll hae a hantle siller, if she's no that bonny.”

As the congregation left and broke up, my friend Andrew shouted, “Look, there’s the respectable Mr. MacVittie, Mrs. MacVittie, and Miss Alison MacVittie, along with Mr. Thamas MacFin, who they say is going to marry Miss Alison, if everything goes well—she’ll have a lot of money, even if she’s not that beautiful.”

My eyes took the direction he pointed out. Mr. MacVittie was a tall, thin, elderly man, with hard features, thick grey eyebrows, light eyes, and, as I imagined, a sinister expression of countenance, from which my heart recoiled. I remembered the warning I had received in the church, and hesitated to address this person, though I could not allege to myself any rational ground of dislike or suspicion.

My eyes followed the direction he pointed to. Mr. MacVittie was a tall, thin, older man with sharp features, thick gray eyebrows, light eyes, and, as I imagined, a somewhat sinister look on his face, which made my heart sink. I recalled the warning I had heard in church and hesitated to approach this person, even though I couldn't find any reasonable reason for my dislike or suspicion.

I was yet in suspense, when Andrew, who mistook my hesitation for bashfulness, proceeded to exhort me to lay it aside. “Speak till him—speak till him, Mr. Francis—he's no provost yet, though they say he'll be my lord neist year. Speak till him, then—he'll gie ye a decent answer for as rich as he is, unless ye were wanting siller frae him—they say he's dour to draw his purse.”

I was still uncertain when Andrew, thinking that my hesitation was shyness, urged me to get over it. “Talk to him—talk to him, Mr. Francis—he's not the provost yet, even though they say he'll be my lord next year. Talk to him, and he’ll give you a decent answer, no matter how rich he is, unless you're asking him for money—they say he's stingy with his cash.”

It immediately occurred to me, that if this merchant were really of the churlish and avaricious disposition which Andrew intimated, there might be some caution necessary in making myself known, as I could not tell how accounts might stand between my father and him. This consideration came in aid of the mysterious hint which I had received, and the dislike which I had conceived at the man's countenance. Instead of addressing myself directly to him, as I had designed to have done, I contented myself with desiring Andrew to inquire at Mr. MacVittie's house the address of Mr. Owen, an English gentleman; and I charged him not to mention the person from whom he received the commission, but to bring me the result to the small inn where we lodged. This Andrew promised to do. He said something of the duty of my attending the evening service; but added with a causticity natural to him, that “in troth, if folk couldna keep their legs still, but wad needs be couping the creels ower through-stanes, as if they wad raise the very dead folk wi' the clatter, a kirk wi' a chimley in't was fittest for them.”

It suddenly struck me that if this merchant really was as rude and greedy as Andrew suggested, I should be careful about revealing my identity, since I didn't know how things stood between my father and him. This thought supported the mysterious hint I had received and added to my dislike of the man's face. Instead of approaching him directly as I had planned, I decided to ask Andrew to find out Mr. Owen's address, an English gentleman, at Mr. MacVittie's house. I instructed him not to mention who sent him and to bring me the information back to the small inn where we were staying. Andrew agreed to do this. He mentioned that I should attend the evening service but added, with his usual sharpness, that “if people can't keep their feet still and insist on banging the creels over the stones, as if they're trying to wake the dead with the noise, a church with a chimney is probably best for them.”





CHAPTER FOURTH.

                 On the Rialto, every night at twelve,
                 I take my evening's walk of meditation:
                         There we two will meet.
                                        Venice Preserved.
                 On the Rialto, every night at midnight,
                 I go for my evening walk to reflect:
                         That’s where we’ll meet.
                                        Venice Preserved.

Full of sinister augury, for which, however, I could assign no satisfactory cause, I shut myself up in my apartment at the inn, and having dismissed Andrew, after resisting his importunity to accompany him to St. Enoch's Kirk,* where, he said, “a soul-searching divine was to haud forth,” I set myself seriously to consider what were best to be done.

Filled with a sense of foreboding that I couldn’t quite explain, I isolated myself in my hotel room. I finally told Andrew to leave, after turning down his insistence to join him at St. Enoch's Kirk,* where he claimed “a soul-searching minister would be speaking.” I began to think deeply about what I should do next.

* This I believe to be an anachronism, as Saint Enoch's Church was not built at the date of the story. [It was founded in 1780, and has since been rebuilt.]

* I believe this is an anachronism, as Saint Enoch's Church wasn't built at the time of the story. [It was founded in 1780 and has since been rebuilt.]

I never was what is properly called superstitious; but I suppose that all men, in situations of peculiar doubt and difficulty, when they have exercised their reason to little purpose, are apt, in a sort of despair, to abandon the reins to their imagination, and be guided altogether by chance, or by those whimsical impressions which take possession of the mind, and to which we give way as if to involuntary impulses. There was something so singularly repulsive in the hard features of the Scotch trader, that I could not resolve to put myself into his hands without transgressing every caution which could be derived from the rules of physiognomy; while, at the same time, the warning voice, the form which flitted away like a vanishing shadow through those vaults, which might be termed “the valley of the shadow of death,” had something captivating for the imagination of a young man, who, you will farther please to remember, was also a young poet.

I was never really superstitious; however, I think everyone, when faced with unusual doubts and challenges and after using their reason without success, tends to let their imagination take over in a kind of despair and relies on chance or those strange thoughts that occupy their mind, giving in to them as if they were involuntary urges. There was something distinctly off-putting about the harsh features of the Scottish trader that made me hesitant to trust him, going against all the caution advised by the principles of reading faces. At the same time, the warning voice and the figure that seemed to drift away like a fleeting shadow in those dark passages, which could be called "the valley of the shadow of death," had a certain allure for the imagination of a young man, who, don’t forget, was also a budding poet.

If danger was around me, as the mysterious communication intimated, how could I learn its nature, or the means of averting it, but by meeting my unknown counsellor, to whom I could see no reason for imputing any other than kind intentions. Rashleigh and his machinations occurred more than once to my remembrance;—but so rapid had my journey been, that I could not suppose him apprised of my arrival in Glasgow, much less prepared to play off any stratagem against my person. In my temper also I was bold and confident, strong and active in person, and in some measure accustomed to the use of arms, in which the French youth of all kinds were then initiated. I did not fear any single opponent; assassination was neither the vice of the age nor of the country; the place selected for our meeting was too public to admit any suspicion of meditated violence. In a word, I resolved to meet my mysterious counsellor on the bridge, as he had requested, and to be afterwards guided by circumstances. Let me not conceal from you, Tresham, what at the time I endeavoured to conceal from myself—the subdued, yet secretly-cherished hope, that Diana Vernon might—by what chance I knew not—through what means I could not guess—have some connection with this strange and dubious intimation conveyed at a time and place, and in a manner so surprising. She alone—whispered this insidious thought—she alone knew of my journey; from her own account, she possessed friends and influence in Scotland; she had furnished me with a talisman, whose power I was to invoke when all other aid failed me; who then but Diana Vernon possessed either means, knowledge, or inclination, for averting the dangers, by which, as it seemed, my steps were surrounded? This flattering view of my very doubtful case pressed itself upon me again and again. It insinuated itself into my thoughts, though very bashfully, before the hour of dinner; it displayed its attractions more boldly during the course of my frugal meal, and became so courageously intrusive during the succeeding half-hour (aided perhaps by the flavour of a few glasses of most excellent claret), that, with a sort of desperate attempt to escape from a delusive seduction, to which I felt the danger of yielding, I pushed my glass from me, threw aside my dinner, seized my hat, and rushed into the open air with the feeling of one who would fly from his own thoughts. Yet perhaps I yielded to the very feelings from which I seemed to fly, since my steps insensibly led me to the bridge over the Clyde, the place assigned for the rendezvous by my mysterious monitor.

If danger was nearby, as the mysterious message suggested, how could I understand it or figure out how to avoid it without meeting my unknown advisor, who I had no reason to think had anything but good intentions? Rashleigh and his schemes crossed my mind more than once; but my journey had been so swift that I couldn’t believe he knew I had arrived in Glasgow, much less that he was ready to pull any tricks on me. I was also feeling bold and confident, strong and active, and somewhat used to handling weapons, which young people in France were often trained to do. I wasn't afraid of any single opponent; assassination wasn’t a common practice of the time or place. The spot we chose for our meeting was too public to raise any suspicion of planned violence. In short, I decided to meet my mysterious advisor on the bridge, as he requested, and to see where things would lead. I won't hide from you, Tresham, what I was trying to hide from myself at the time—my quiet but secretly hopeful thought that Diana Vernon might—by some unlikely chance and through unknown means—be connected to this strange and uncertain message delivered in such a surprising time and manner. She alone—this sneaky thought whispered—she alone knew about my journey; from her own words, she had friends and influence in Scotland; she had given me a talisman whose power I was meant to call upon when all other help failed. So who but Diana Vernon had the means, knowledge, or desire to avert the dangers that seemed to surround me? This flattering perspective of my very uncertain situation kept coming back to me. It crept into my thoughts, shyly, before dinner; it asserted itself more boldly during my simple meal, and became so intrusively daring in the next half-hour (maybe helped by the taste of a few glasses of excellent claret) that, in a desperate attempt to escape from this deceptive attraction that I felt I might give in to, I pushed my glass away, set aside my meal, grabbed my hat, and rushed outside as if trying to flee from my own thoughts. Yet perhaps I was yielding to the very feelings I was trying to escape, since my steps naturally led me to the bridge over the Clyde, the place my mysterious guide had designated for our meeting.

Although I had not partaken of my repast until the hours of evening church-service were over,—in which, by the way, I complied with the religious scruples of my landlady, who hesitated to dress a hot dinner between sermons, and also with the admonition of my unknown friend, to keep my apartment till twilight,—several hours had still to pass away betwixt the time of my appointment and that at which I reached the assigned place of meeting. The interval, as you will readily credit, was wearisome enough; and I can hardly explain to you how it passed away. Various groups of persons, all of whom, young and old, seemed impressed with a reverential feeling of the sanctity of the day, passed along the large open meadow which lies on the northern bank of the Clyde, and serves at once as a bleaching-field and pleasure-walk for the inhabitants, or paced with slow steps the long bridge which communicates with the southern district of the county. All that I remember of them was the general, yet not unpleasing, intimation of a devotional character impressed on each little party—formally assumed perhaps by some, but sincerely characterising the greater number—which hushed the petulant gaiety of the young into a tone of more quiet, yet more interesting, interchange of sentiments, and suppressed the vehement argument and protracted disputes of those of more advanced age. Notwithstanding the numbers who passed me, no general sound of the human voice was heard; few turned again to take some minutes' voluntary exercise, to which the leisure of the evening, and the beauty of the surrounding scenery, seemed to invite them: all hurried to their homes and resting-places. To one accustomed to the mode of spending Sunday evenings abroad, even among the French Calvinists, there seemed something Judaical, yet, at the same time striking and affecting, in this mode of keeping the Sabbath holy. Insensibly I felt my mode of sauntering by the side of the river, and crossing successively the various persons who were passing homeward, and without tarrying or delay, must expose me to observation at least, if not to censure; and I slunk out of the frequented path, and found a trivial occupation for my mind in marshalling my revolving walk in such a manner as should least render me obnoxious to observation. The different alleys lined out through this extensive meadow, and which are planted with trees, like the Park of St. James's in London, gave me facilities for carrying into effect these childish manoeuvres.

Although I didn't eat my meal until after the evening church service was over—in which I complied with my landlady's religious beliefs, as she was reluctant to prepare a hot dinner between sermons, and also listened to the advice of my unknown friend to stay in my apartment until twilight—there were still several hours to kill between my appointment and the time I reached the meeting place. As you can imagine, the wait was quite tedious, and I can hardly explain how I passed the time. Various groups of people, young and old, all seemed to carry a respectful feeling towards the sanctity of the day as they walked along the large open meadow on the northern bank of the Clyde, which serves as both a bleaching field and a recreational area for the locals, or strolled slowly across the long bridge connecting to the southern part of the county. All I remember about them was the general, though not unpleasant, sense of devotion that hung over each group—something some may have deliberately adopted, but many seemed to embody sincerely—that quieted the playful energy of the young into a more subdued yet engaging exchange of thoughts, while calming the heated debates and prolonged arguments of the older folks. Despite the numbers passing by, there was hardly any sound of human voices; few turned back for some leisurely exercise, which the evening's free time and beautiful scenery seemed to invite them to do: everyone hurried home to their rest. To someone used to spending Sunday evenings out, even among the French Calvinists, there was something a bit ritualistic yet also striking and poignant about observing this way of keeping the Sabbath holy. Unconsciously, I realized that my leisurely stroll along the river, crossing paths with the various people headed home without stopping or lingering, would likely draw attention, if not criticism; so I stepped off the busy path and found a trivial distraction by planning my walk in a way that would make me least noticeable. The different paths lined with trees throughout this expansive meadow, reminiscent of St. James's Park in London, allowed me to carry out these childish maneuvers.

As I walked down one of these avenues, I heard, to my surprise, the sharp and conceited voice of Andrew Fairservice, raised by a sense of self-consequence to a pitch somewhat higher than others seemed to think consistent with the solemnity of the day. To slip behind the row of trees under which I walked was perhaps no very dignified proceeding; but it was the easiest mode of escaping his observation, and perhaps his impertinent assiduity, and still more intrusive curiosity. As he passed, I heard him communicate to a grave-looking man, in a black coat, a slouched hat, and Geneva cloak, the following sketch of a character, which my self-love, while revolting against it as a caricature, could not, nevertheless, refuse to recognise as a likeness.

As I walked down one of these avenues, I was surprised to hear the loud and self-important voice of Andrew Fairservice, raised by his inflated sense of self-importance to a level that others seemed to think was inappropriate for the seriousness of the day. Ducking behind the row of trees I was walking under may not have been very dignified, but it was the easiest way to avoid his notice, and perhaps his annoying persistence, and even more intrusive curiosity. As he passed by, I heard him tell a serious-looking man in a black coat, slouched hat, and Geneva cloak the following description of someone, which my pride, while rejecting it as a caricature, couldn’t help but recognize as an accurate portrayal.

“Ay, ay, Mr. Hammorgaw, it's e'en as I tell ye. He's no a'thegither sae void o' sense neither; he has a gloaming sight o' what's reasonable—that is anes and awa'—a glisk and nae mair; but he's crack-brained and cockle-headed about his nipperty-tipperty poetry nonsense—He'll glowr at an auld-warld barkit aik-snag as if it were a queezmaddam in full bearing; and a naked craig, wi' a bum jawing ower't, is unto him as a garden garnisht with flowering knots and choice pot-herbs. Then he wad rather claver wi' a daft quean they ca' Diana Vernon (weel I wet they might ca' her Diana of the Ephesians, for she's little better than a heathen—better? she's waur—a Roman, a mere Roman)—he'll claver wi' her, or any ither idle slut, rather than hear what might do him gude a' the days of his life, frae you or me, Mr. Hammorgaw, or ony ither sober and sponsible person. Reason, sir, is what he canna endure—he's a' for your vanities and volubilities; and he ance tell'd me (puir blinded creature!) that the Psalms of David were excellent poetry! as if the holy Psalmist thought o' rattling rhymes in a blether, like his ain silly clinkum-clankum things that he ca's verse. Gude help him!—twa lines o' Davie Lindsay would ding a' he ever clerkit.”

"Yeah, yeah, Mr. Hammorgaw, it’s just as I’m saying. He’s not completely lacking in sense; he has a little glimpse of what makes sense—that’s just a fleeting thing—but he’s completely crazy and misguided about his silly poetry nonsense. He’ll stare at an old-world gnarled oak tree as if it were a beautiful woman in full bloom; and a bare rock, with a bum leaning against it, looks to him like a garden filled with flowers and fine herbs. He’d rather chat with a silly girl they call Diana Vernon (I bet they might as well call her Diana of the Ephesians, because she’s hardly any better than a pagan—better? She’s worse—a Roman, just a plain Roman)—he’ll chat with her, or any other idle girl, rather than listen to what could actually help him through life, from you or me, Mr. Hammorgaw, or any other sensible and responsible person. Reason, sir, is something he can’t stand—he’s all about your vanities and empty chatter; and he once told me (poor blind fool!) that the Psalms of David were great poetry! as if the holy Psalmist thought about making catchy rhymes in a silly way, like his own ridiculous nonsense that he calls verse. God help him!—two lines of Davie Lindsay would outshine everything he ever wrote."

While listening to this perverted account of my temper and studies, you will not be surprised if I meditated for Mr. Fairservice the unpleasant surprise of a broken pate on the first decent opportunity. His friend only intimated his attention by “Ay, ay!” and “Is't e'en sae?” and suchlike expressions of interest, at the proper breaks in Mr. Fairservice's harangue, until at length, in answer to some observation of greater length, the import of which I only collected from my trusty guide's reply, honest Andrew answered, “Tell him a bit o'my mind, quoth ye? Wha wad be fule then but Andrew? He's a red-wad deevil, man—He's like Giles Heathertap's auld boar;—ye need but shake a clout at him to make him turn and gore. Bide wi' him, say ye?—Troth, I kenna what for I bide wi' him mysell. But the lad's no a bad lad after a'; and he needs some carefu' body to look after him. He hasna the right grip o' his hand—the gowd slips through't like water, man; and it's no that ill a thing to be near him when his purse is in his hand, and it's seldom out o't. And then he's come o' guid kith and kin—My heart warms to the poor thoughtless callant, Mr. Hammorgaw—and then the penny fee”—

While listening to this twisted tale of my temper and studies, you won't be surprised if I thought about giving Mr. Fairservice an unpleasant surprise the next time a decent opportunity came up. His friend only showed his interest with "Oh, really!" and "Is that so?" and similar expressions at the right moments in Mr. Fairservice's speech, until finally, in response to some longer comment, the meaning of which I only figured out from my loyal companion's reply, honest Andrew said, “You want me to give him a piece of my mind? Who would be a fool to do that but Andrew? He's a real troublemaker, man—Just shake a rag at him, and he'll turn around and attack. Stay with him, you say? Honestly, I don’t even know why I bother staying with him myself. But the kid's not a bad guy after all, and he needs someone responsible to look out for him. He doesn't have a good grip on his money—the gold slips through his fingers like water, man; and it’s not a bad idea to be close when he has his wallet out, which is rarely not. And besides, he comes from a good family—My heart goes out to the poor thoughtless kid, Mr. Hammorgaw—and then the penny fee.”

In the latter part of this instructive communication, Mr. Fairservice lowered his voice to a tone better beseeming the conversation in a place of public resort on a Sabbath evening, and his companion and he were soon beyond my hearing. My feelings of hasty resentment soon subsided, under the conviction that, as Andrew himself might have said, “A harkener always hears a bad tale of himself,” and that whoever should happen to overhear their character discussed in their own servants'-hall, must prepare to undergo the scalpel of some such anatomist as Mr. Fairservice. The incident was so far useful, as, including the feelings to which it gave rise, it sped away a part of the time which hung so heavily on my hand.

In the later part of this informative chat, Mr. Fairservice lowered his voice to a level more suitable for a public place on a Sunday evening, and soon he and his companion were beyond my hearing. My initial feelings of anger quickly faded, as I realized that, as Andrew might have put it, “A listener always hears a bad story about themselves,” and that anyone who happened to overhear their character being discussed in the servant's quarters should be ready to deal with a critic like Mr. Fairservice. The incident was somewhat helpful because, along with the feelings it stirred up, it helped pass some of the time that felt so heavy on my hands.

Evening had now closed, and the growing darkness gave to the broad, still, and deep expanse of the brimful river, first a hue sombre and uniform—then a dismal and turbid appearance, partially lighted by a waning and pallid moon. The massive and ancient bridge which stretches across the Clyde was now but dimly visible, and resembled that which Mirza, in his unequalled vision, has described as traversing the valley of Bagdad. The low-browed arches, seen as imperfectly as the dusky current which they bestrode, seemed rather caverns which swallowed up the gloomy waters of the river, than apertures contrived for their passage. With the advancing night the stillness of the scene increased. There was yet a twinkling light occasionally seen to glide along by the stream, which conducted home one or two of the small parties, who, after the abstinence and religious duties of the day, had partaken of a social supper—the only meal at which the rigid Presbyterians made some advance to sociality on the Sabbath. Occasionally, also, the hoofs of a horse were heard, whose rider, after spending the Sunday in Glasgow, was directing his steps towards his residence in the country. These sounds and sights became gradually of more rare occurrence; at length they altogether ceased, and I was left to enjoy my solitary walk on the shores of the Clyde in solemn silence, broken only by the tolling of the successive hours from the steeples of the churches.

Evening had settled in, and the darkening sky cast a somber, uniform color over the calm, deep expanse of the full river. It started to look grim and murky, partially illuminated by a fading, pale moon. The massive, old bridge stretching over the Clyde was now barely visible, resembling something out of Mirza's unmatched vision of the valley of Baghdad. The low, rounded arches, seen as vaguely as the shadowy current they spanned, appeared more like caves swallowing the dark waters rather than openings meant for passage. As night progressed, the stillness of the scene deepened. Occasionally, a twinkling light could be seen gliding along the stream, guiding one or two small groups who, after observing their abstinence and religious duties during the day, were enjoying a social supper—the only meal where the strict Presbyterians dared to engage socially on the Sabbath. Now and then, the sound of a horse's hooves was heard belonging to a rider who, after spending the Sunday in Glasgow, was heading home to the countryside. These sounds and sights became increasingly rare; eventually, they stopped altogether, leaving me to savor my solitary walk along the banks of the Clyde in solemn silence, only interrupted by the tolling of the hours from the church steeples.

But as the night advanced my impatience at the uncertainty of the situation in which I was placed increased every moment, and became nearly ungovernable. I began to question whether I had been imposed upon by the trick of a fool, the raving of a madman, or the studied machinations of a villain, and paced the little quay or pier adjoining the entrance to the bridge, in a state of incredible anxiety and vexation. At length the hour of twelve o'clock swung its summons over the city from the belfry of the metropolitan church of St. Mungo, and was answered and vouched by all the others like dutiful diocesans. The echoes had scarcely ceased to repeat the last sound, when a human form—the first I had seen for two hours—appeared passing along the bridge from the southern shore of the river. I advanced to meet him with a feeling as if my fate depended on the result of the interview, so much had my anxiety been wound up by protracted expectation. All that I could remark of the passenger as we advanced towards each other, was that his frame was rather beneath than above the middle size, but apparently strong, thick-set, and muscular; his dress a horseman's wrapping coat. I slackened my pace, and almost paused as I advanced in expectation that he would address me. But to my inexpressible disappointment he passed without speaking, and I had no pretence for being the first to address one who, notwithstanding his appearance at the very hour of appointment, might nevertheless be an absolute stranger. I stopped when he had passed me, and looked after him, uncertain whether I ought not to follow him. The stranger walked on till near the northern end of the bridge, then paused, looked back, and turning round, again advanced towards me. I resolved that this time he should not have the apology for silence proper to apparitions, who, it is vulgarly supposed, cannot speak until they are spoken to. “You walk late, sir,” said I, as we met a second time.

But as the night went on, my impatience with the uncertainty of my situation grew more intense by the moment, almost becoming unmanageable. I started to wonder if I had been tricked by a fool, deceived by a madman, or caught in the careful schemes of a villain. I paced back and forth on the small quay next to the entrance of the bridge, in a state of deep anxiety and frustration. Finally, the clock struck twelve, echoing through the city from the belfry of St. Mungo’s Church, with all the other churches chiming in like loyal parishioners. The echoes barely faded when a figure—the first I had seen in two hours—appeared, walking along the bridge from the south side of the river. I moved to meet him, feeling as if my fate rested on this meeting, my anxiety heightened by the long wait. All I could notice as we approached each other was that he was slightly shorter than average but seemed strong and muscular, dressed in a horseman’s cloak. I slowed down, nearly stopping, expecting him to say something. But to my utter disappointment, he passed by without speaking, and I had no reason to be the first to talk to someone who, despite appearing right on time, might still be a complete stranger. I stood still as he walked past and considered whether I should follow him. The stranger continued to the northern end of the bridge, then paused, looked back, and turned around, walking toward me again. I decided that this time he wouldn’t have the excuse of silence typical of ghosts, who supposedly can’t speak unless first addressed. “You’re out late, sir,” I said as we met for the second time.

“I bide tryste,” was the reply; “and so I think do you, Mr. Osbaldistone.”

“I’m waiting here,” was the reply; “and I believe you are too, Mr. Osbaldistone.”

“You are then the person who requested to meet me here at this unusual hour?”

"You’re the person who asked to meet me here at this unusual hour?"

“I am,” he replied. “Follow me, and you shall know my reasons.”

“I am,” he replied. “Follow me, and you’ll understand my reasons.”

“Before following you, I must know your name and purpose,” I answered.

“Before I follow you, I need to know your name and what you're after,” I replied.

“I am a man,” was the reply; “and my purpose is friendly to you.”

“I’m a man,” was the reply; “and I’m here to help you.”

“A man!” I repeated;—“that is a very brief description.”

“A man!” I said again;—“that's a pretty short description.”

“It will serve for one who has no other to give,” said the stranger. “He that is without name, without friends, without coin, without country, is still at least a man; and he that has all these is no more.”

“It will work for someone who has nothing else to offer,” said the stranger. “A person without a name, friends, money, or a home is still a person; and someone with all those things is no more.”

“Yet this is still too general an account of yourself, to say the least of it, to establish your credit with a stranger.”

“Yet this is still too vague a description of yourself, to put it mildly, to earn your credibility with someone you don't know.”

“It is all I mean to give, howsoe'er; you may choose to follow me, or to remain without the information I desire to afford you.”

“It’s all I have to offer, no matter what; you can choose to follow me or stay without the information I want to share with you.”

“Can you not give me that information here?” I demanded.

“Can you not give me that info here?” I demanded.

“You must receive it from your eyes, not from my tongue—you must follow me, or remain in ignorance of the information which I have to give you.”

“You have to see it for yourself, not just listen to what I say—you need to follow me, or you'll stay unaware of the information I'm trying to share with you.”

There was something short, determined, and even stern, in the man's manner, not certainly well calculated to conciliate undoubting confidence.

There was something brief, resolute, and even serious about the man's demeanor, not exactly designed to inspire complete trust.

“What is it you fear?” he said impatiently. “To whom, think ye, is your life of such consequence, that they should seek to bereave ye of it?”

“What are you afraid of?” he said impatiently. “Who do you think cares so much about your life that they would want to take it from you?”

“I fear nothing,” I replied firmly, though somewhat hastily. “Walk on—I attend you.”

“I’m not afraid of anything,” I replied confidently, though a bit too quickly. “Keep going—I’ll follow you.”

We proceeded, contrary to my expectation, to re-enter the town, and glided like mute spectres, side by side, up its empty and silent streets. The high and gloomy stone fronts, with the variegated ornaments and pediments of the windows, looked yet taller and more sable by the imperfect moonshine. Our walk was for some minutes in perfect silence. At length my conductor spoke.

We went back into the town, surprising me, and moved quietly like shadowy figures, side by side, through its empty and quiet streets. The tall, dark stone buildings, with their colorful decorations and window pediments, appeared even taller and more shadowy in the dim moonlight. We walked in complete silence for a few minutes. Finally, my guide spoke.

“Are you afraid?”

"Are you scared?"

“I retort your own words,” I replied: “wherefore should I fear?”

"I respond to your own words," I said: "so why should I be afraid?"

“Because you are with a stranger—perhaps an enemy, in a place where you have no friends and many enemies.”

“Because you’re with a stranger—maybe an enemy, in a place where you have no friends and plenty of enemies.”

“I neither fear you nor them; I am young, active, and armed.”

“I’m not afraid of you or them; I’m young, energetic, and armed.”

“I am not armed,” replied my conductor: “but no matter, a willing hand never lacked weapon. You say you fear nothing; but if you knew who was by your side, perhaps you might underlie a tremor.”

“I’m not armed,” my guide replied, “but that doesn’t matter; a ready hand never goes without a weapon. You say you’re not afraid; but if you really knew who was next to you, maybe you’d feel a bit shaken.”

“And why should I?” replied I. “I again repeat, I fear nought that you can do.”

“And why should I?” I replied. “I’ll say it again, I’m not afraid of anything you can do.”

“Nought that I can do?—Be it so. But do you not fear the consequences of being found with one whose very name whispered in this lonely street would make the stones themselves rise up to apprehend him—on whose head half the men in Glasgow would build their fortune as on a found treasure, had they the luck to grip him by the collar—the sound of whose apprehension were as welcome at the Cross of Edinburgh as ever the news of a field stricken and won in Flanders?”

“Nothing I can do?—Fine. But don’t you worry about the consequences of being caught with someone whose name alone would make people around here want to arrest him—someone who half the men in Glasgow would see as a way to get rich if they were lucky enough to grab him by the collar—the news of his capture would be as celebrated at the Cross of Edinburgh as if a battle had been won in Flanders?”

“And who then are you, whose name should create so deep a feeling of terror?” I replied.

“And who are you, whose name inspires such deep fear?” I replied.

“No enemy of yours, since I am conveying you to a place, where, were I myself recognised and identified, iron to the heels and hemp to the craig would be my brief dooming.”

“No enemy of yours, since I’m taking you to a place where, if I were recognized and identified, I’d quickly face serious consequences.”

I paused and stood still on the pavement, drawing back so as to have the most perfect view of my companion which the light afforded me, and which was sufficient to guard against any sudden motion of assault.

I stopped and stood still on the sidewalk, moving back to get the best view of my companion that the light allowed, which was enough to protect me from any sudden attack.

“You have said,” I answered, “either too much or too little—too much to induce me to confide in you as a mere stranger, since you avow yourself a person amenable to the laws of the country in which we are—and too little, unless you could show that you are unjustly subjected to their rigour.”

“You’ve said,” I replied, “either too much or too little—too much to make me trust you as just a stranger, since you claim to be someone who follows the laws of this country we’re in—and too little, unless you can prove that you’re unfairly facing their strictness.”

As I ceased to speak, he made a step towards me. I drew back instinctively, and laid my hand on the hilt of my sword.

As I stopped talking, he took a step towards me. I instinctively stepped back and placed my hand on the hilt of my sword.

“What!” said he—“on an unarmed man, and your friend?”

“What!” he exclaimed—“against an unarmed man, and your friend?”

“I am yet ignorant if you are either the one or the other,” I replied; “and to say the truth, your language and manner might well entitle me to doubt both.”

“I still don’t know if you’re one or the other,” I replied; “and to be honest, the way you speak and act could easily make me question both.”

“It is manfully spoken,” replied my conductor; “and I respect him whose hand can keep his head.—I will be frank and free with you—I am conveying you to prison.”

“It’s bravely said,” my guide replied; “and I admire someone who can stay calm under pressure. I’ll be honest with you—I’m taking you to prison.”

“To prison!” I exclaimed—“by what warrant or for what offence?—You shall have my life sooner than my liberty—I defy you, and I will not follow you a step farther.”

“To prison!” I shouted. “On what grounds or for what crime? You’ll have my life before you take my freedom—I defy you, and I’m not going another step with you.”

“I do not,” he said, “carry you there as a prisoner; I am,” he added, drawing himself haughtily up, “neither a messenger nor sheriff's officer. I carry you to see a prisoner from whose lips you will learn the risk in which you presently stand. Your liberty is little risked by the visit; mine is in some peril; but that I readily encounter on your account, for I care not for risk, and I love a free young blood, that kens no protector but the cross o' the sword.”

“I’m not,” he said, “taking you there as a prisoner; I am,” he added, standing tall, “neither a messenger nor a sheriff’s officer. I’m taking you to see a prisoner from whom you’ll learn about the danger you’re currently in. Your freedom isn’t at much risk with this visit; mine is somewhat at stake; but I’m willing to face that for you, because I don’t care about danger, and I admire a free spirit that has no protector but the cross of the sword.”

While he spoke thus, we had reached the principal street, and were pausing before a large building of hewn stone, garnished, as I thought I could perceive, with gratings of iron before the windows.

While he was saying this, we arrived at the main street and stopped in front of a large stone building, which I thought I could see had iron grates in front of the windows.

“Muckle,” said the stranger, whose language became more broadly national as he assumed a tone of colloquial freedom—“Muckle wad the provost and bailies o' Glasgow gie to hae him sitting with iron garters to his hose within their tolbooth that now stands wi' his legs as free as the red-deer's on the outside on't. And little wad it avail them; for an if they had me there wi' a stane's weight o' iron at every ankle, I would show them a toom room and a lost lodger before to-morrow—But come on, what stint ye for?”

“Muckle,” said the stranger, whose language became more broadly national as he adopted a more informal tone—“Muckle would the provost and bailies of Glasgow give to have him sitting with iron garters on his hose inside their tolbooth, which now stands with his legs as free as a red deer on the outside. And it wouldn’t help them at all; because even if they had me there with a stone's weight of iron on each ankle, I would show them an empty room and a lost lodger by tomorrow—But come on, what’s holding you back?”

As he spoke thus, he tapped at a low wicket, and was answered by a sharp voice, as of one awakened from a dream or reverie,—“Fa's tat?—Wha's that, I wad say?—and fat a deil want ye at this hour at e'en?—Clean again rules—clean again rules, as they ca' them.”

As he spoke, he knocked on a low gate, and was met with a sharp voice, as if someone had just woken from a dream or a daydream, “What’s that?—What do you want at this time in the evening?—Clean again rules—clean again rules, as they call them.”

The protracted tone in which the last words were uttered, betokened that the speaker was again composing himself to slumber. But my guide spoke in a loud whisper—“Dougal, man! hae ye forgotten Ha nun Gregarach?”

The slow way the last words were spoken showed that the speaker was getting ready to fall asleep again. But my guide spoke in a loud whisper—“Dougal, man! Have you forgotten Ha nun Gregarach?”

“Deil a bit, deil a bit,” was the ready and lively response, and I heard the internal guardian of the prison-gate bustle up with great alacrity. A few words were exchanged between my conductor and the turnkey in a language to which I was an absolute stranger. The bolts revolved, but with a caution which marked the apprehension that the noise might be overheard, and we stood within the vestibule of the prison of Glasgow,—a small, but strong guard-room, from which a narrow staircase led upwards, and one or two low entrances conducted to apartments on the same level with the outward gate, all secured with the jealous strength of wickets, bolts, and bars. The walls, otherwise naked, were not unsuitably garnished with iron fetters, and other uncouth implements, which might be designed for purposes still more inhuman, interspersed with partisans, guns, pistols of antique manufacture, and other weapons of defence and offence.

“Not a bit, not a bit,” was the quick and lively reply, and I heard the internal guard of the prison gate hurry up with great eagerness. A few words were exchanged between my guide and the jailer in a language I didn’t understand at all. The bolts moved, but cautiously, as if they were worried the noise might be heard, and we stood inside the entrance of the Glasgow prison—a small but sturdy guard room, from which a narrow staircase led up, and one or two low doorways led to rooms on the same level as the outer gate, all secured with the careful strength of locks, bolts, and bars. The walls, otherwise bare, were not inappropriately adorned with iron shackles and other strange tools, which might be meant for even more brutal purposes, mixed in with halberds, guns, ancient pistols, and other weapons for defense and attack.

At finding myself so unexpectedly, fortuitously, and, as it were, by stealth, introduced within one of the legal fortresses of Scotland, I could not help recollecting my adventure in Northumberland, and fretting at the strange incidents which again, without any demerits of my own, threatened to place me in a dangerous and disagreeable collision with the laws of a country which I visited only in the capacity of a stranger.

Finding myself so unexpectedly and by chance introduced into one of the legal strongholds of Scotland, I couldn’t help but think back to my adventure in Northumberland and feel frustrated by the strange incidents that, again without any fault of my own, threatened to put me in a risky and unpleasant conflict with the laws of a country I was visiting as just a stranger.





CHAPTER FIFTH.

            Look round thee, young Astolpho: Here's the place
            Which men (for being poor) are sent to starve in;
                Rude remedy, I trow, for sore disease.
            Within these walls, stifled by damp and stench,
            Doth Hope's fair torch expire; and at the snuff,
            Ere yet 'tis quite extinct, rude, wild, and way-ward,
                The desperate revelries of wild despair,
            Kindling their hell-born cressets, light to deeds
            That the poor captive would have died ere practised,
                Till bondage sunk his soul to his condition.
                                  The Prison, Scene III. Act I.
            Look around you, young Astolpho: Here’s the place
            Where men (for being poor) are sent to starve;
                A harsh cure, I guess, for a serious problem.
            Within these walls, suffocated by damp and decay,
            Hope's bright torch flickers and at the wick,
            Before it’s completely out, wild and unruly,
                The desperate celebrations of hopeless despair,
            Lighting their hellish flames, leading to actions
            That the poor prisoner would have died before doing,
                Until captivity crushed his spirit to match his fate.
                                  The Prison, Scene III. Act I.

At my first entrance I turned an eager glance towards my conductor; but the lamp in the vestibule was too low in flame to give my curiosity any satisfaction by affording a distinct perusal of his features. As the turnkey held the light in his hand, the beams fell more full on his own scarce less interesting figure. He was a wild shock-headed looking animal, whose profusion of red hair covered and obscured his features, which were otherwise only characterised by the extravagant joy that affected him at the sight of my guide. In my experience I have met nothing so absolutely resembling my idea of a very uncouth, wild, and ugly savage, adoring the idol of his tribe. He grinned, he shivered, he laughed, he was near crying, if he did not actually cry. He had a “Where shall I go?—What can I do for you?” expression of face; the complete, surrendered, and anxious subservience and devotion of which it is difficult to describe, otherwise than by the awkward combination which I have attempted. The fellow's voice seemed choking in his ecstasy, and only could express itself in such interjections as “Oigh! oigh!—Ay! ay!—it's lang since she's seen ye!” and other exclamations equally brief, expressed in the same unknown tongue in which he had communicated with my conductor while we were on the outside of the jail door. My guide received all this excess of joyful gratulation much like a prince too early accustomed to the homage of those around him to be much moved by it, yet willing to requite it by the usual forms of royal courtesy. He extended his hand graciously towards the turnkey, with a civil inquiry of “How's a' wi' you, Dougal?”

When I first walked in, I eagerly glanced at my guide, but the lamp in the entrance was too dim to satisfy my curiosity about his features. As the guard held the light, it shone more brightly on his own equally interesting appearance. He looked like a wild, messy-haired creature, his thick red hair obscuring his face, which was otherwise marked by the overwhelming joy he felt at seeing my guide. I had never encountered anyone who so perfectly matched my idea of a rough, wild, and unattractive savage worshiping the leader of his tribe. He grinned, shivered, laughed, and seemed on the verge of tears, if he wasn't crying already. His expression was one of “Where should I go? What can I do for you?”—a mix of total submission and anxious devotion that’s hard to describe any other way. The guy's voice sounded choked with excitement, and he could only manage interjections like “Oigh! oigh!—Ay! ay!—it’s been so long since she’s seen you!” along with other short exclamations in the same unfamiliar language he used with my guide outside the jail door. My guide received this burst of joyful greeting like a prince who has grown accustomed to admiration from others; he wasn’t too affected by it but was polite enough to respond in the usual royal manner. He extended his hand graciously towards the guard and asked, “How's everything with you, Dougal?”

“Oigh! oigh!” exclaimed Dougal, softening the sharp exclamations of his surprise as he looked around with an eye of watchful alarm—“Oigh! to see you here—to see you here!—Oigh!—what will come o' ye gin the bailies suld come to get witting—ta filthy, gutty hallions, tat they are?”

“Ouch! Ouch!” Dougal exclaimed, softening the sharpness of his surprise as he looked around with a cautious eye—“Ouch! to see you here—to see you here!—Ouch!—what will happen to you if the bailiffs come to find out—those filthy, disgusting rascals, that they are?”

My guide placed his finger on his lip, and said, “Fear nothing, Dougal; your hands shall never draw a bolt on me.”

My guide put his finger to his lips and said, “Don’t worry, Dougal; you’ll never need to pull a weapon on me.”

“Tat sall they no,” said Dougal; “she suld—she wad—that is, she wishes them hacked aff by the elbows first—But when are ye gaun yonder again? and ye'll no forget to let her ken—she's your puir cousin, God kens, only seven times removed.”

“That's not going to happen,” said Dougal; “she should—she wants to—that is, she wishes them cut off at the elbows first—But when are you going back there again? And don't forget to let her know—she's your poor cousin, God knows, just seven times removed.”

“I will let you ken, Dougal, as soon as my plans are settled.”

“I’ll let you know, Dougal, as soon as my plans are finalized.”

“And, by her sooth, when you do, an it were twal o' the Sunday at e'en, she'll fling her keys at the provost's head or she gie them anither turn, and that or ever Monday morning begins—see if she winna.”

“And, I swear, when you do, if it were twelve o'clock on Sunday evening, she'll throw her keys at the provost's head or give them another turn, and that before Monday morning even starts—just wait and see if she won't.”

My mysterious stranger cut his acquaintance's ecstasies short by again addressing him, in what I afterwards understood to be the Irish, Earse, or Gaelic, explaining, probably, the services which he required at his hand. The answer, “Wi' a' her heart—wi' a' her soul,” with a good deal of indistinct muttering in a similar tone, intimated the turnkey's acquiescence in what he proposed. The fellow trimmed his dying lamp, and made a sign to me to follow him.

My mysterious stranger interrupted his acquaintance's excitement by speaking to him again, in what I later realized was Irish, Earse, or Gaelic, likely explaining the help he needed from him. The response, “With all her heart—with all her soul,” along with a lot of indistinct muttering in a similar tone, indicated that the jailer agreed to what he suggested. The guy adjusted his fading lamp and signaled for me to follow him.

“Do you not go with us?” said I, looking to my conductor.

“Are you not coming with us?” I said, looking at my guide.

“It is unnecessary,” he replied; “my company may be inconvenient for you, and I had better remain to secure our retreat.”

“It’s not needed,” he replied; “my presence might be a hassle for you, and it’s probably better if I stay back to make sure we can escape.”

“I do not suppose you mean to betray me to danger,” said I.

“I don’t think you intend to put me in danger,” I said.

“To none but what I partake in doubly,” answered the stranger, with a voice of assurance which it was impossible to mistrust.

“Only to what I also experience,” replied the stranger, with a tone of confidence that was impossible to doubt.

I followed the turnkey, who, leaving the inner wicket unlocked behind him, led me up a turnpike (so the Scotch call a winding stair), then along a narrow gallery—then opening one of several doors which led into the passage, he ushered me into a small apartment, and casting his eye on the pallet-bed which occupied one corner, said with an under voice, as he placed the lamp on a little deal table, “She's sleeping.”

I followed the usher, who, leaving the inner gate unlocked behind him, led me up a winding staircase (as the Scots refer to it), then along a narrow hallway. After opening one of several doors that led into the passage, he brought me into a small room and glanced at the pallet bed in one corner. In a low voice, as he set the lamp on a small table, he said, “She’s sleeping.”

“She!—who?—can it be Diana Vernon in this abode of misery?”

“She!—who?—could it be Diana Vernon in this place of despair?”

I turned my eye to the bed, and it was with a mixture of disappointment oddly mingled with pleasure, that I saw my first suspicion had deceived me. I saw a head neither young nor beautiful, garnished with a grey beard of two days' growth, and accommodated with a red nightcap. The first glance put me at ease on the score of Diana Vernon; the second, as the slumberer awoke from a heavy sleep, yawned, and rubbed his eyes, presented me with features very different indeed—even those of my poor friend Owen. I drew back out of view an instant, that he might have time to recover himself; fortunately recollecting that I was but an intruder on these cells of sorrow, and that any alarm might be attended with unhappy consequences.

I looked over at the bed, and I felt a strange mix of disappointment and relief when I realized my first suspicion was wrong. I saw a face that was neither young nor attractive, adorned with a two-day-old gray beard and wearing a red nightcap. The first look relaxed my worries about Diana Vernon; the second, as the sleeper stirred from a deep sleep, yawned, and rubbed his eyes, revealed a completely different person—my poor friend Owen. I quickly stepped back out of sight for a moment, giving him time to gather himself; I was reminded that I was just an intruder in this space of sorrow, and any sudden movement might lead to unfortunate outcomes.

Meantime, the unfortunate formalist, raising himself from the pallet-bed with the assistance of one hand, and scratching his cap with the other, exclaimed in a voice in which as much peevishness as he was capable of feeling, contended with drowsiness, “I'll tell you what, Mr. Dug-well, or whatever your name may be, the sum-total of the matter is, that if my natural rest is to be broken in this manner, I must complain to the lord mayor.”

In the meantime, the unfortunate formalist, pulling himself up from the makeshift bed with one hand and scratching his head with the other, exclaimed in a voice that mixed as much annoyance as he could muster with drowsiness, “Let me tell you something, Mr. Dug-well, or whatever your name is, the bottom line is that if my natural sleep is going to be disrupted like this, I need to file a complaint with the mayor.”

“Shentlemans to speak wi' her,” replied Dougal, resuming the true dogged sullen tone of a turnkey, in exchange for the shrill clang of Highland congratulation with which he had welcomed my mysterious guide; and, turning on his heel, he left the apartment.

“Gentlemen to speak with her,” replied Dougal, going back to the gruff, sullen tone of a jailer, instead of the loud cheer of Highland congratulations with which he had greeted my mysterious guide; and, turning on his heel, he left the room.

It was some time before I could prevail upon the unfortunate sleeper awakening to recognise me; and when he did so, the distress of the worthy creature was extreme, at supposing, which he naturally did, that I had been sent thither as a partner of his captivity.

It took a while before I could get the poor sleeper to wake up and recognize me; and when he finally did, the poor guy was extremely upset, thinking, as he understandably would, that I had been sent there as a fellow prisoner.

“O, Mr. Frank, what have you brought yourself and the house to?—I think nothing of myself, that am a mere cipher, so to speak; but you, that was your father's sum-total—his omnium,—you that might have been the first man in the first house in the first city, to be shut up in a nasty Scotch jail, where one cannot even get the dirt brushed off their clothes!”

“O, Mr. Frank, what have you done to yourself and the house?—I think nothing of myself, just a nobody, so to speak; but you, who were your father's everything—his all—you who could have been the top person in the best house in the biggest city, are now stuck in a filthy Scottish jail, where you can’t even get the dirt brushed off your clothes!”

He rubbed, with an air of peevish irritation, the once stainless brown coat, which had now shared some of the impurities of the floor of his prison-house,—his habits of extreme punctilious neatness acting mechanically to increase his distress.—“O Heaven be gracious to us!” he continued. “What news this will be on 'Change! There has not the like come there since the battle of Almanza, where the total of the British loss was summed up to five thousand men killed and wounded, besides a floating balance of missing—but what will that be to the news that Osbaldistone and Tresham have stopped!”

He rubbed his once spotless brown coat, now dirty from the floor of his prison, with a feeling of irritated annoyance—his extreme habit of being overly neat only added to his distress. “Oh, please let Heaven be kind to us!” he said. “What news this will bring to the market! Nothing like this has happened since the Battle of Almanza, where the total British loss was estimated at five thousand men killed and wounded, not to mention a floating count of the missing—but what does that matter compared to the news that Osbaldistone and Tresham have stopped!”

I broke in on his lamentations to acquaint him that I was no prisoner, though scarce able to account for my being in that place at such an hour. I could only silence his inquiries by persisting in those which his own situation suggested; and at length obtained from him such information as he was able to give me. It was none of the most distinct; for, however clear-headed in his own routine of commercial business, Owen, you are well aware, was not very acute in comprehending what lay beyond that sphere.

I interrupted his complaints to let him know that I wasn’t a prisoner, even though I could hardly explain why I was there at that hour. I could only stop his questions by asking about the things his own situation raised; eventually, I got whatever information he could provide. It wasn’t very clear, because, as you know, while he was sharp in his usual business dealings, Owen wasn’t great at understanding anything outside of that.

The sum of his information was, that of two correspondents of my father's firm at Glasgow, where, owing to engagements in Scotland formerly alluded to, he transacted a great deal of business, both my father and Owen had found the house of MacVittie, MacFin, and Company, the most obliging and accommodating. They had deferred to the great English house on every possible occasion; and in their bargains and transactions acted, without repining, the part of the jackall, who only claims what the lion is pleased to leave him. However small the share of profit allotted to them, it was always, as they expressed it, “enough for the like of them;” however large the portion of trouble, “they were sensible they could not do too much to deserve the continued patronage and good opinion of their honoured friends in Crane Alley.”

The gist of his information was that of two contacts from my father's firm in Glasgow, where he had done a lot of business due to previous commitments in Scotland. Both my father and Owen had found MacVittie, MacFin, and Company to be incredibly helpful and accommodating. They consistently yielded to the major English firm whenever possible, and in their deals and transactions, they played the role of the jackal, only claiming whatever the lion was willing to spare. No matter how small the profit they were given, it was always, as they put it, “enough for the like of them;” and no matter how large the share of trouble, “they knew they could never do too much to earn the continued support and good opinion of their respected friends in Crane Alley.”

The dictates of my father were to MacVittie and MacFin the laws of the Medes and Persians, not to be altered, innovated, or even discussed; and the punctilios exacted by Owen in their business transactions, for he was a great lover of form, more especially when he could dictate it ex cathedra, seemed scarce less sanctimonious in their eyes. This tone of deep and respectful observance went all currently down with Owen; but my father looked a little closer into men's bosoms, and whether suspicious of this excess of deference, or, as a lover of brevity and simplicity in business, tired with these gentlemen's long-winded professions of regard, he had uniformly resisted their desire to become his sole agents in Scotland. On the contrary, he transacted many affairs through a correspondent of a character perfectly different—a man whose good opinion of himself amounted to self-conceit, and who, disliking the English in general as much as my father did the Scotch, would hold no communication but on a footing of absolute equality; jealous, moreover; captious occasionally; as tenacious of his own opinions in point of form as Owen could be of his; and totally indifferent though the authority of all Lombard Street had stood against his own private opinion.

My father's rules for MacVittie and MacFin were like the unchangeable laws of the Medes and Persians—no alterations, innovations, or even discussions allowed; and the precise formalities demanded by Owen in their business dealings, since he loved structure, especially when he could impose it with authority, seemed almost as serious to them. This tone of deep and respectful observance suited Owen just fine; however, my father looked a little deeper into people’s intentions and, whether he was suspicious of their excessive deference or just preferred straightforwardness and simplicity in business, he consistently resisted their request to be his exclusive agents in Scotland. Instead, he conducted many transactions through a correspondent who was quite different—someone with a high opinion of himself that bordered on arrogance, who, like my father, had a strong distaste for the English and would only communicate on terms of complete equality; he was also jealous, sometimes difficult, and held onto his views about form as stubbornly as Owen did, completely unconcerned if the entire Lombard Street opposed his personal opinion.

As these peculiarities of temper rendered it difficult to transact business with Mr. Nicol Jarvie,—as they occasioned at times disputes and coldness between the English house and their correspondent, which were only got over by a sense of mutual interest,—as, moreover, Owen's personal vanity sometimes suffered a little in the discussions to which they gave rise, you cannot be surprised, Tresham, that our old friend threw at all times the weight of his influence in favour of the civil, discreet, accommodating concern of MacVittie and MacFin, and spoke of Jarvie as a petulant, conceited Scotch pedlar, with whom there was no dealing.

As these quirks in temperament made it hard to do business with Mr. Nicol Jarvie—leading to occasional disputes and tension between the English company and their contact, which were only smoothed over by a shared interest—plus, Owen’s pride sometimes took a hit during the discussions these issues sparked, you can't be surprised, Tresham, that our old friend consistently backed the polite, sensible, and flexible approach of MacVittie and MacFin, and referred to Jarvie as a cranky, arrogant Scottish peddler who was impossible to work with.

It was also not surprising, that in these circumstances, which I only learned in detail some time afterwards, Owen, in the difficulties to which the house was reduced by the absence of my father, and the disappearance of Rashleigh, should, on his arrival in Scotland, which took place two days before mine, have recourse to the friendship of those correspondents, who had always professed themselves obliged, gratified, and devoted to the service of his principal. He was received at Messrs. MacVittie and MacFin's counting-house in the Gallowgate, with something like the devotion a Catholic would pay to his tutelar saint. But, alas! this sunshine was soon overclouded, when, encouraged by the fair hopes which it inspired, he opened the difficulties of the house to his friendly correspondents, and requested their counsel and assistance. MacVittie was almost stunned by the communication; and MacFin, ere it was completed, was already at the ledger of their firm, and deeply engaged in the very bowels of the multitudinous accounts between their house and that of Osbaldistone and Tresham, for the purpose of discovering on which side the balance lay. Alas! the scale depressed considerably against the English firm; and the faces of MacVittie and MacFin, hitherto only blank and doubtful, became now ominous, grim, and lowering. They met Mr. Owen's request of countenance and assistance with a counter-demand of instant security against imminent hazard of eventual loss; and at length, speaking more plainly, required that a deposit of assets, destined for other purposes, should be placed in their hands for that purpose. Owen repelled this demand with great indignation, as dishonourable to his constituents, unjust to the other creditors of Osbaldistone and Tresham, and very ungrateful on the part of those by whom it was made.

It wasn't surprising that, under these circumstances—which I only learned about in detail later—Owen, facing the challenges the company was in due to my father's absence and Rashleigh's disappearance, sought the help of those correspondents who had always claimed to be grateful and committed to his boss's service. He was welcomed at Messrs. MacVittie and MacFin's office in the Gallowgate with the kind of devotion a Catholic might show to their guardian saint. But sadly, this moment of optimism was quickly overshadowed when, feeling hopeful, he talked about the company's troubles with his supportive contacts and asked for their advice and help. MacVittie was nearly overwhelmed by the news, while MacFin, before Owen finished speaking, was already diving into their company’s accounts with Osbaldistone and Tresham to see where things stood. Unfortunately, the results were not in favor of the English firm, and the expressions on MacVittie and MacFin’s faces changed from mere uncertainty to ominous and grim looks. They responded to Mr. Owen's request for support with a demand for immediate security against potential losses and, eventually, more directly, insisted that a deposit of assets, which were meant for other uses, be placed with them to cover the risk. Owen rejected this demand with great anger, seeing it as dishonorable to his clients, unfair to the other creditors of Osbaldistone and Tresham, and incredibly ungrateful from those making the demand.

The Scotch partners gained, in the course of this controversy, what is very convenient to persons who are in the wrong, an opportunity and pretext for putting themselves in a violent passion, and for taking, under the pretext of the provocation they had received, measures to which some sense of decency, if not of conscience, might otherwise have deterred them from resorting.

The Scotch partners gained, during this conflict, what is very convenient for those who are at fault: a chance and excuse to become extremely angry and to take actions that, without the provocation they claimed to have received, some sense of decency, if not conscience, might have stopped them from doing.

Owen had a small share, as I believe is usual, in the house to which he acted as head-clerk, and was therefore personally liable for all its obligations. This was known to Messrs. MacVittie and MacFin; and, with a view of making him feel their power, or rather in order to force him, at this emergency, into those measures in their favour, to which he had expressed himself so repugnant, they had recourse to a summary process of arrest and imprisonment,—which it seems the law of Scotland (therein surely liable to much abuse) allows to a creditor, who finds his conscience at liberty to make oath that the debtor meditates departing from the realm. Under such a warrant had poor Owen been confined to durance on the day preceding that when I was so strangely guided to his prison-house.

Owen had a small ownership stake, which I believe is typical, in the company where he worked as head clerk, making him personally responsible for all its debts. Messrs. MacVittie and MacFin were aware of this, and to assert their control over him—basically to force him, in this critical moment, into taking actions he had clearly opposed—they resorted to a quick process of arrest and imprisonment. It seems that the law in Scotland (which is certainly open to abuse) allows a creditor to obtain this sort of warrant if they can swear that the debtor plans to leave the country. On the day before I found myself unexpectedly led to his prison, poor Owen had been locked away under such an order.

Thus possessed of the alarming outline of facts, the question remained, what was to be done and it was not of easy determination. I plainly perceived the perils with which we were surrounded, but it was more difficult to suggest any remedy. The warning which I had already received seemed to intimate, that my own personal liberty might be endangered by an open appearance in Owen's behalf. Owen entertained the same apprehension, and, in the exaggeration of his terror, assured me that a Scotchman, rather than run the risk of losing a farthing by an Englishman, would find law for arresting his wife, children, man-servant, maidservant, and stranger within his household. The laws concerning debt, in most countries, are so unmercifully severe, that I could not altogether disbelieve his statement; and my arrest, in the present circumstances, would have been a coup-de-grace to my father's affairs. In this dilemma, I asked Owen if he had not thought of having recourse to my father's other correspondent in Glasgow, Mr. Nicol Jarvie?

So, faced with these alarming facts, the question remained: what should we do? It wasn’t easy to decide. I clearly saw the dangers we were in, but it was harder to propose a solution. The warning I had already received suggested that my own freedom could be at risk if I openly supported Owen. Owen felt the same way and, in his heightened fear, insisted that a Scotsman would rather go to the lengths of arresting his wife, children, servants, and any strangers in his house than risk losing even a penny to an Englishman. The debt laws in most countries are so harsh that I couldn't entirely dismiss his claim; my arrest in this situation would be a fatal blow to my father’s affairs. In this predicament, I asked Owen if he had considered reaching out to my father’s other correspondent in Glasgow, Mr. Nicol Jarvie?

“He had sent him a letter,” he replied, “that morning; but if the smooth-tongued and civil house in the Gallowgate* had used him thus, what was to be expected from the cross-grained crab-stock in the Salt-Market?

“He sent him a letter,” he replied, “that morning; but if the charming and polite place in the Gallowgate had treated him this way, what could he expect from the grumpy and cantankerous folks in the Salt-Market?”

* [A street in the old town of Glasgow.]

* [A street in the old town of Glasgow.]

You might as well ask a broker to give up his percentage, as expect a favour from him without the per contra. He had not even,” Owen said, “answered his letter though it was put into his hand that morning as he went to church.” And here the despairing man-of-figures threw himself down on his pallet, exclaiming,—“My poor dear master! My poor dear master! O Mr. Frank, Mr. Frank, this is all your obstinacy!—But God forgive me for saying so to you in your distress! It's God's disposing, and man must submit.”

You might as well ask a broker to give up his commission as expect him to do you a favor without getting something in return. "He hasn't even," Owen said, "replied to his letter, even though it was handed to him that morning as he was going to church." And here, the desperate number-cruncher collapsed onto his cot, exclaiming, “My poor dear master! My poor dear master! Oh Mr. Frank, Mr. Frank, this is all your stubbornness! But God forgive me for saying this to you while you're suffering! It's God's will, and we must accept it.”

My philosophy, Tresham, could not prevent my sharing in the honest creature's distress, and we mingled our tears,—the more bitter on my part, as the perverse opposition to my father's will, with which the kind-hearted Owen forbore to upbraid me, rose up to my conscience as the cause of all this affliction.

My philosophy, Tresham, couldn't stop me from feeling the honest creature's pain, and we cried together—my tears more painful, since the stubborn defiance of my father's wishes, which the kind-hearted Owen refrained from scolding me for, weighed heavily on my conscience as the reason for all this suffering.

In the midst of our mingled sorrow, we were disturbed and surprised by a loud knocking at the outward door of the prison. I ran to the top of the staircase to listen, but could only hear the voice of the turnkey, alternately in a high tone, answering to some person without, and in a whisper, addressed to the person who had guided me hither—“She's coming—she's coming,” aloud; then in a low key, “O hon-a-ri! O hon-a-ri! what'll she do now?—Gang up ta stair, and hide yourself ahint ta Sassenach shentleman's ped.—She's coming as fast as she can.—Ahellanay! it's my lord provosts, and ta pailies, and ta guard—and ta captain's coming toon stairs too—Got press her! gang up or he meets her.—She's coming—she's coming—ta lock's sair roosted.”

In the middle of our mixed emotions, we were startled and surprised by a loud knock at the prison door. I rushed to the top of the stairs to listen, but could only hear the voice of the jailer, alternating between a loud tone talking to someone outside and a whisper directed at the person who had brought me here—"She's coming—she's coming," he said loudly; then in a quiet tone, "Oh no! Oh no! What will she do now? Go upstairs and hide behind the English gentleman's bed. She's coming as fast as she can. Oh no! It’s my lord mayor, the guards, and it looks like the captain is coming up the stairs too—We need to rush! Go up or he'll run into her. She's coming—she's coming—the lock is really stuck."

While Dougal, unwillingly, and with as much delay as possible, undid the various fastenings to give admittance to those without, whose impatience became clamorous, my guide ascended the winding stair, and sprang into Owen's apartment, into which I followed him. He cast his eyes hastily round, as if looking for a place of concealment; then said to me, “Lend me your pistols—yet it's no matter, I can do without them—Whatever you see, take no heed, and do not mix your hand in another man's feud—This gear's mine, and I must manage it as I dow; but I have been as hard bested, and worse, than I am even now.”

While Dougal, reluctantly and taking as long as possible, unlatched the various fastenings to let in those outside, whose impatience became noisy, my guide climbed the winding stairs and jumped into Owen's room, which I followed him into. He quickly scanned the room as if searching for a hiding spot; then he said to me, “Give me your pistols—though never mind, I can manage without them—Whatever you see, don’t pay attention, and don’t get involved in someone else's argument—This stuff is mine, and I have to handle it my way; but I've been in tougher situations, and worse, than I am right now.”

As the stranger spoke these words, he stripped from his person the cumbrous upper coat in which he was wrapt, confronted the door of the apartment, on which he fixed a keen and determined glance, drawing his person a little back to concentrate his force, like a fine horse brought up to the leaping-bar. I had not a moment's doubt that he meant to extricate himself from his embarrassment, whatever might be the cause of it, by springing full upon those who should appear when the doors opened, and forcing his way through all opposition into the street;—and such was the appearance of strength and agility displayed in his frame, and of determination in his look and manner, that I did not doubt a moment but that he might get clear through his opponents, unless they employed fatal means to stop his purpose. It was a period of awful suspense betwixt the opening of the outward gate and that of the door of the apartment, when there appeared—no guard with bayonets fixed, or watch with clubs, bills, or partisans, but a good-looking young woman, with grogram petticoats, tucked up for trudging through the streets, and holding a lantern in her hand. This female ushered in a more important personage, in form, stout, short, and somewhat corpulent; and by dignity, as it soon appeared, a magistrate, bob-wigged, bustling, and breathless with peevish impatience. My conductor, at his appearance, drew back as if to escape observation; but he could not elude the penetrating twinkle with which this dignitary reconnoitered the whole apartment.

As the stranger said these words, he took off the heavy coat he was wearing, faced the door of the room with a sharp and determined look, and pulled himself back slightly to gather his strength, like a great horse getting ready to jump. I had no doubt that he intended to break free from whatever was causing him trouble by launching himself at whoever would come through the door and pushing his way out into the street. The strength and agility evident in his frame, along with the determination in his expression and demeanor, made me think he could easily get past his opponents unless they used extreme measures to stop him. It was a tense moment between the opening of the outer gate and the door to the room when, instead of guards with fixed bayonets or watchmen with clubs, a pretty young woman appeared, her skirts tied up for walking through the streets and carrying a lantern. She was followed by a more significant figure—a stout, short, and somewhat plump man who turned out to be a magistrate, complete with a bob wig, bustling and out of breath from irritation. My guide stepped back at his arrival as if to avoid being noticed, but he couldn’t escape the keen gaze with which this official scanned the entire room.

“A bonny thing it is, and a beseeming, that I should be kept at the door half an hour, Captain Stanchells,” said he, addressing the principal jailor, who now showed himself at the door as if in attendance on the great man, “knocking as hard to get into the tolbooth as onybody else wad to get out of it, could that avail them, poor fallen creatures!—And how's this?—how's this?—strangers in the jail after lock-up hours, and on the Sabbath evening!—I shall look after this, Stanchells, you may depend on't—Keep the door locked, and I'll speak to these gentlemen in a gliffing—But first I maun hae a crack wi' an auld acquaintance here.— Mr. Owen, Mr. Owen, how's a' wi' ye, man?”

“It’s quite a ridiculous situation, isn’t it, that I should be left waiting at the door for half an hour, Captain Stanchells?” he said, addressing the main jailer, who had just appeared at the door as if attending to the important man. “Knocking just as hard to get into the jail as anyone else would to get out of it, if only that could help them, poor lost souls!—And what’s this?—what’s going on?—strangers in the jail after lock-up hours, and on a Sunday evening!—I’ll be sure to look into this, Stanchells, you can count on it—Keep the door locked, and I’ll talk to these gentlemen in a moment—but first I need to have a chat with an old friend here.—Mr. Owen, Mr. Owen, how’s everything with you?”

“Pretty well in body, I thank you, Mr. Jarvie,” drawled out poor Owen, “but sore afflicted in spirit.”

“Pretty good physically, thank you, Mr. Jarvie,” Owen said slowly, “but really struggling emotionally.”

“Nae doubt, nae doubt—ay, ay—it's an awfu' whummle—and for ane that held his head sae high too—human nature, human nature—Ay ay, we're a' subject to a downcome. Mr. Osbaldistone is a gude honest gentleman; but I aye said he was ane o' them wad make a spune or spoil a horn, as my father the worthy deacon used to say. The deacon used to say to me, 'Nick—young Nick' (his name was Nicol as weel as mine; sae folk ca'd us in their daffin', young Nick and auld Nick)—'Nick,' said he, 'never put out your arm farther than ye can draw it easily back again.' I hae said sae to Mr. Osbaldistone, and he didna seem to take it a'thegither sae kind as I wished—but it was weel meant—weel meant.”

"No doubt about it—yeah, it’s quite a twist—and for someone who held his head so high too—human nature, human nature—Yeah, we’re all subject to a downfall. Mr. Osbaldistone is a good, honest gentleman; but I always said he was one of those who would either make a spoon or spoil a horn, as my father the worthy deacon used to say. The deacon would say to me, 'Nick—young Nick' (his name was Nicol just like mine; so people called us in their joking, young Nick and old Nick)—'Nick,' he said, 'never reach out your arm farther than you can easily pull it back.' I told Mr. Osbaldistone the same thing, and he didn’t seem to take it quite as kindly as I hoped—but it was well meant—well meant."

This discourse, delivered with prodigious volubility, and a great appearance of self-complacency, as he recollected his own advice and predictions, gave little promise of assistance at the hands of Mr. Jarvie. Yet it soon appeared rather to proceed from a total want of delicacy than any deficiency of real kindness; for when Owen expressed himself somewhat hurt that these things should be recalled to memory in his present situation, the Glaswegian took him by the hand, and bade him “Cheer up a gliff! D'ye think I wad hae comed out at twal o'clock at night, and amaist broken the Lord's day, just to tell a fa'en man o' his backslidings? Na, na, that's no Bailie Jarvie's gate, nor was't his worthy father's the deacon afore him. Why, man! it's my rule never to think on warldly business on the Sabbath, and though I did a' I could to keep your note that I gat this morning out o' my head, yet I thought mair on it a' day, than on the preaching—And it's my rule to gang to my bed wi' the yellow curtains preceesely at ten o'clock—unless I were eating a haddock wi' a neighbour, or a neighbour wi' me—ask the lass-quean there, if it isna a fundamental rule in my household; and here hae I sitten up reading gude books, and gaping as if I wad swallow St. Enox Kirk, till it chappit twal, whilk was a lawfu' hour to gie a look at my ledger, just to see how things stood between us; and then, as time and tide wait for no man, I made the lass get the lantern, and came slipping my ways here to see what can be dune anent your affairs. Bailie Jarvie can command entrance into the tolbooth at ony hour, day or night;—sae could my father the deacon in his time, honest man, praise to his memory.”

This speech, delivered with great enthusiasm and a lot of self-satisfaction as he remembered his own advice and predictions, didn't seem to offer much help from Mr. Jarvie. However, it quickly became clear that it was more about a lack of sensitivity than any lack of genuine kindness; when Owen mentioned that he was a bit hurt by these memories being brought up in his current situation, the Glaswegian took his hand and said, “Cheer up a bit! Do you think I would come out at midnight, nearly breaking the Lord's day, just to remind a fallen man of his failures? No, that's not Bailie Jarvie's way, nor was it my worthy father's, the deacon before him. Look, man! It's my rule never to think about worldly matters on the Sabbath, and even though I did everything I could to forget the note I got from you this morning, I thought about it all day more than the sermon—And it's my rule to go to bed with the yellow curtains at exactly ten o'clock—unless I'm having a haddock with a neighbor, or the other way around—ask the young woman over there if it's not a fundamental rule in my household; and here I am, sitting up reading good books and staring as if I would swallow St. Enox Kirk, until it struck twelve, which was a proper time to take a glance at my ledger, just to see how things stood between us; and then, as time waits for no man, I had the girl get the lantern, and came quietly here to see what could be done about your situation. Bailie Jarvie can get into the tolbooth at any hour, day or night; so could my father the deacon in his time, may he rest in peace.”

Although Owen groaned at the mention of the ledger, leading me grievously to fear that here also the balance stood in the wrong column; and although the worthy magistrate's speech expressed much self-complacency, and some ominous triumph in his own superior judgment, yet it was blended with a sort of frank and blunt good-nature, from which I could not help deriving some hopes. He requested to see some papers he mentioned, snatched them hastily from Owen's hand, and sitting on the bed, to “rest his shanks,” as he was pleased to express the accommodation which that posture afforded him, his servant girl held up the lantern to him, while, pshawing, muttering, and sputtering, now at the imperfect light, now at the contents of the packet, he ran over the writings it contained.

Although Owen groaned at the mention of the ledger, making me seriously worry that the balance was also off here; and although the respected magistrate's speech showed a lot of self-satisfaction and a hint of triumph in his own superior judgment, it was mixed with a kind of straightforward and blunt good nature that I couldn't help feeling hopeful about. He asked to see some papers he referred to, quickly snatched them from Owen's hand, and sat on the bed to "rest his legs," as he kindly described the relief that position gave him. His servant girl held up the lantern for him while he grumbled, muttering, and complaining about the poor light and the contents of the packet as he went through the writings it held.

Seeing him fairly engaged in this course of study, the guide who had brought me hither seemed disposed to take an unceremonious leave. He made a sign to me to say nothing, and intimated, by his change of posture, an intention to glide towards the door in such a manner as to attract the least possible observation. But the alert magistrate (very different from my old acquaintance, Mr. Justice Inglewood) instantly detected and interrupted his purposes. “I say, look to the door, Stanchells—shut and lock it, and keep watch on the outside.”

Seeing him fully absorbed in his studies, the guide who had brought me here seemed ready to slip away quietly. He gestured for me to stay quiet and, by shifting his position, indicated that he intended to glide toward the door with minimal attention. But the sharp-eyed magistrate (very different from my old friend, Mr. Justice Inglewood) quickly noticed his intentions and interrupted him. “Hey, watch the door, Stanchells—shut it and lock it, then keep an eye on the outside.”

The stranger's brow darkened, and he seemed for an instant again to meditate the effecting his retreat by violence; but ere he had determined, the door closed, and the ponderous bolt revolved. He muttered an exclamation in Gaelic, strode across the floor, and then, with an air of dogged resolution, as if fixed and prepared to see the scene to an end, sate himself down on the oak table, and whistled a strathspey.

The stranger's expression turned serious, and for a moment, he appeared to consider leaving forcefully. But before he could make up his mind, the door shut, and the heavy bolt clicked into place. He mumbled something in Gaelic, walked across the room, and then, with a determined attitude as if he was ready to see this through to the end, he sat down on the oak table and started whistling a strathspey.

Mr. Jarvie, who seemed very alert and expeditious in going through business, soon showed himself master of that which he had been considering, and addressed himself to Mr. Owen in the following strain:— “Weel, Mr. Owen, weel—your house are awin' certain sums to Messrs. MacVittie and MacFin (shame fa' their souple snouts! they made that and mair out o' a bargain about the aik-woods at Glen-Cailziechat, that they took out atween my teeth—wi' help o' your gude word, I maun needs say, Mr. Owen—but that makes nae odds now)—Weel, sir, your house awes them this siller; and for this, and relief of other engagements they stand in for you, they hae putten a double turn o' Stanchells' muckle key on ye.— Weel, sir, ye awe this siller—and maybe ye awe some mair to some other body too—maybe ye awe some to myself, Bailie Nicol Jarvie.”

Mr. Jarvie, who seemed very alert and efficient in handling business, quickly demonstrated he was in control of what he had been considering and addressed Mr. Owen as follows: — “Well, Mr. Owen, well—your company owes certain amounts to Messrs. MacVittie and MacFin (shame on their slippery ways! they made that and more from a deal about the oak woods at Glen-Cailziechat, which they took right out from under me—with your good word, I must say, Mr. Owen—but that doesn’t matter now)—Well, sir, your company owes them this money; and for this, and to settle other obligations they are handling for you, they have put a double lock on you with Stanchells' big key.— Well, sir, you owe this money—and maybe you owe some more to someone else too—maybe you owe some to me, Bailie Nicol Jarvie.”

“I cannot deny, sir, but the balance may of this date be brought out against us, Mr. Jarvie,” said Owen; “but you'll please to consider”—

“I can’t deny, sir, that the balance as of today may be against us, Mr. Jarvie,” said Owen; “but please consider—”

“I hae nae time to consider e'enow, Mr. Owen—Sae near Sabbath at e'en, and out o' ane's warm bed at this time o' night, and a sort o' drow in the air besides—there's nae time for considering—But, sir, as I was saying, ye awe me money—it winna deny—ye awe me money, less or mair, I'll stand by it. But then, Mr. Owen, I canna see how you, an active man that understands business, can redd out the business ye're come down about, and clear us a' aff—as I have gritt hope ye will—if ye're keepit lying here in the tolbooth of Glasgow. Now, sir, if you can find caution judicio sisti,—that is, that ye winna flee the country, but appear and relieve your caution when ca'd for in our legal courts, ye may be set at liberty this very morning.”

“I don't have time to think right now, Mr. Owen—It's so close to Sabbath, and being out of a warm bed at this time of night, with a kind of chill in the air—there's no time for thinking. But, sir, as I was saying, you owe me money—there's no denying that—you owe me money, whether it's a lot or a little, I’ll stand by it. But then, Mr. Owen, I can't understand how you, an active man who knows business, can sort out the matter you came down for and clear us all— as I truly hope you will—if you're stuck here in the Glasgow jail. Now, sir, if you can find a surety judicio sisti,—that is, that you won't flee the country, but will show up and relieve your surety when called for in our legal courts, you can be freed this very morning.”

“Mr. Jarvie,” said Owen, “if any friend would become surety for me to that effect, my liberty might be usefully employed, doubtless, both for the house and all connected with it.”

“Mr. Jarvie,” said Owen, “if any friend would vouch for me in that way, I could put my freedom to good use, both for the house and everyone associated with it.”

“Aweel, sir,” continued Jarvie, “and doubtless such a friend wad expect ye to appear when ca'd on, and relieve him o' his engagement.”

“Awell, sir,” continued Jarvie, “and surely such a friend would expect you to show up when called and help him out of his commitment.”

“And I should do so as certainly, bating sickness or death, as that two and two make four.”

“And I should do so for sure, unless I get sick or die, just like how two plus two equals four.”

“Aweel, Mr. Owen,” resumed the citizen of Glasgow, “I dinna misdoubt ye, and I'll prove it, sir—I'll prove it. I am a carefu' man, as is weel ken'd, and industrious, as the hale town can testify; and I can win my crowns, and keep my crowns, and count my crowns, wi' onybody in the Saut Market, or it may be in the Gallowgate. And I'm a prudent man, as my father the deacon was before me;—but rather than an honest civil gentleman, that understands business, and is willing to do justice to all men, should lie by the heels this gate, unable to help himsell or onybody else—why, conscience, man! I'll be your bail myself—But ye'll mind it's a bail judicio sisti, as our town-clerk says, not judicatum solvi; ye'll mind that, for there's muckle difference.”

“Well, Mr. Owen,” continued the citizen of Glasgow, “I don't doubt you, and I’ll prove it, sir—I’ll prove it. I’m a careful man, as everyone knows, and hard-working, as the whole town can attest; I can earn my money, keep my money, and count my money just as well as anyone in the Salt Market or maybe in the Gallowgate. And I'm a prudent man, just like my father the deacon was before me;—but rather than an honest, decent gentleman, who understands business and is willing to do right by everyone, should be stuck in this situation, unable to help himself or anyone else—well, I’ll be your bail myself—But just remember it’s a bail judicio sisti, as our town clerk says, not judicatum solvi; keep that in mind, because there’s a big difference.”

Mr. Owen assured him, that as matters then stood, he could not expect any one to become surety for the actual payment of the debt, but that there was not the most distant cause for apprehending loss from his failing to present himself when lawfully called upon.

Mr. Owen assured him that, given the current situation, he couldn't expect anyone to guarantee the actual payment of the debt. However, there was no reason to fear any loss from him not showing up when legally required.

“I believe ye—I believe ye. Eneugh said—eneugh said. We'se hae your legs loose by breakfast-time.—And now let's hear what thir chamber chiels o' yours hae to say for themselves, or how, in the name of unrule, they got here at this time o' night.”

“I believe you—I believe you. Enough said—enough said. We’ll have your legs free by breakfast time. And now let’s hear what these guys of yours have to say for themselves, or how, in the name of chaos, they got here at this time of night.”

Rob Roy in Prison




CHAPTER SIXTH.

                        Hame came our gudeman at e'en,
                           And hame came he,
                        And there he saw a man
                           Where a man suldna be.
                       “How's this now, kimmer?
                           How's this?” quo he,—
                       “How came this carle here
                           Without the leave o' me?”
                                            Old Song.
                        Home came our good man at evening,
                           And home came he,
                        And there he saw a guy
                           Where a guy shouldn't be.
                       “What’s going on here, buddy?
                           What’s this?” he said,—
                       “How did this fellow get here
                           Without my permission?” 
                                            Old Song.

The magistrate took the light out of the servant-maid's hand, and advanced to his scrutiny, like Diogenes in the street of Athens, lantern-in-hand, and probably with as little expectation as that of the cynic, that he was likely to encounter any especial treasure in the course of his researches. The first whom he approached was my mysterious guide, who, seated on a table as I have already described him, with his eyes firmly fixed on the wall, his features arranged into the utmost inflexibility of expression, his hands folded on his breast with an air betwixt carelessness and defiance, his heel patting against the foot of the table, to keep time with the tune which he continued to whistle, submitted to Mr. Jarvie's investigation with an air of absolute confidence and assurance which, for a moment, placed at fault the memory and sagacity of the acute investigator.

The magistrate took the light from the servant’s hand and moved in for a closer look, like Diogenes wandering the streets of Athens with his lantern, likely as little hopeful as the cynic that he would find anything truly valuable in his search. The first person he approached was my mysterious guide, who, as I’ve already mentioned, was seated on a table, his eyes fixed on the wall, his face showing complete composure, his hands folded across his chest with a mix of indifference and defiance, his heel tapping against the table to keep time with the tune he continued to whistle. He faced Mr. Jarvie’s scrutiny with such confidence and assurance that it briefly stumped the sharp memory and skills of the seasoned investigator.

“Ah!—Eh!—Oh!” exclaimed the Bailie. “My conscience!—it's impossible!—and yet—no!—Conscience!—it canna be!—and yet again—Deil hae me, that I suld say sae!—Ye robber—ye cateran—ye born deevil that ye are, to a' bad ends and nae gude ane!—can this be you?”

“Ah!—Eh!—Oh!” the Bailie exclaimed. “My conscience!—this is impossible!—and yet—no!—Conscience!—it can’t be!—and yet again—Devil take me for saying this!—You thief— you scoundrel— you born devil that you are, for all bad deeds and no good ones!—is this really you?”

“E'en as ye see, Bailie,” was the laconic answer.

"Just as you see, Bailie," was the brief reply.

“Conscience! if I am na clean bumbaized—you, ye cheat-the-wuddy rogue—you here on your venture in the tolbooth o' Glasgow?—What d'ye think's the value o' your head?”

“Conscience! if I’m not totally fooled—you, you sneaky rogue—you here on your mission in the Glasgow tollbooth?—What do you think your head is worth?”

“Umph!—why, fairly weighed, and Dutch weight, it might weigh down one provost's, four bailies', a town-clerk's, six deacons', besides stent-masters'”—

“Umph!—when you really weigh it, using Dutch weight, it could weigh down one provost, four bailies, a town-clerk, six deacons, plus stent-masters.”

“Ah, ye reiving villain!” interrupted Mr. Jarvie. “But tell ower your sins, and prepare ye, for if I say the word”—

“Ah, you thieving villain!” interrupted Mr. Jarvie. “But go ahead and confess your sins, and get ready, because if I say the word—”

“True, Bailie,” said he who was thus addressed, folding his hands behind him with the utmost nonchalance, “but ye will never say that word.”

“True, Bailie,” said the man being addressed, folding his hands behind him with complete nonchalance, “but you will never say that word.”

“And why suld I not, sir?” exclaimed the magistrate—“Why suld I not? Answer me that—why suld I not?”

“And why shouldn't I, sir?” exclaimed the magistrate—“Why shouldn't I? Answer me that—why shouldn't I?”

“For three sufficient reasons, Bailie Jarvie.—First, for auld langsyne; second, for the sake of the auld wife ayont the fire at Stuckavrallachan, that made some mixture of our bluids, to my own proper shame be it spoken! that has a cousin wi' accounts, and yarn winnles, and looms and shuttles, like a mere mechanical person; and lastly, Bailie, because if I saw a sign o' your betraying me, I would plaster that wa' with your harns ere the hand of man could rescue you!”

“For three good reasons, Bailie Jarvie. First, for old times' sake; second, for the sake of the old woman over by the fire at Stuckavrallachan, who mixed some of our bloods, to my own shame, I must admit! She has a cousin with accounts, and yarn spools, and looms and shuttles, like a mere mechanical person; and lastly, Bailie, because if I saw any sign of you betraying me, I would smash that wall with your brains before anyone could save you!”

“Ye're a bauld desperate villain, sir,” retorted the undaunted Bailie; “and ye ken that I ken ye to be sae, and that I wadna stand a moment for my ain risk.”

“You're a bold, desperate villain, sir,” shot back the fearless Bailie; “and you know that I know you are, and that I wouldn’t stand for my own risk for even a moment.”

“I ken weel,” said the other, “ye hae gentle bluid in your veins, and I wad be laith to hurt my ain kinsman. But I'll gang out here as free as I came in, or the very wa's o' Glasgow tolbooth shall tell o't these ten years to come.”

“I know well,” said the other, “you have noble blood in your veins, and I would hate to hurt my own cousin. But I’ll leave here as freely as I came in, or the very walls of Glasgow's tollbooth will tell of it for the next ten years.”

“Weel, weel,” said Mr. Jarvie, “bluid's thicker than water; and it liesna in kith, kin, and ally, to see motes in ilka other's een if other een see them no. It wad be sair news to the auld wife below the Ben of Stuckavrallachan, that you, ye Hieland limmer, had knockit out my harns, or that I had kilted you up in a tow. But ye'll own, ye dour deevil, that were it no your very sell, I wad hae grippit the best man in the Hielands.”

“Well, well,” said Mr. Jarvie, “blood is thicker than water; and it doesn’t take family or friends to notice flaws in each other's eyes when other eyes can’t see them. It would be shocking news to the old woman down by the Ben of Stuckavrallachan, that you, you Highland rogue, had knocked my brains out, or that I had tied you up in a rope. But you’ll admit, you stubborn devil, that if it weren’t for you yourself, I would have grabbed the best man in the Highlands.”

“Ye wad hae tried, cousin,” answered my guide, “that I wot weel; but I doubt ye wad hae come aff wi' the short measure; for we gang-there-out Hieland bodies are an unchancy generation when you speak to us o' bondage. We downa bide the coercion of gude braid-claith about our hinderlans, let a be breeks o' free-stone, and garters o' iron.”

“Sure you would have tried, cousin,” my guide replied, “but I know that you would have come up short; because we Highlanders are a tricky bunch when you talk to us about being trapped. We can’t stand the pressure of good fabric around our backsides, let alone pants made of stone, and iron cuffs.”

“Ye'll find the stane breeks and the airn garters—ay, and the hemp cravat, for a' that, neighbour,” replied the Bailie.

“You’ll find the stone pants and the iron garters—yeah, and the hemp tie, for all that, neighbor,” replied the Bailie.

“Nae man in a civilised country ever played the pliskies ye hae done—but e'en pickle in your ain pock-neuk—I hae gi'en ye wanting.”

“Nobody in a civilized country has ever pulled the tricks you've done—but it’s your own problem now—I’ve given you what you wanted.”

“Well, cousin,” said the other, “ye'll wear black at my burial.”

“Well, cousin,” said the other, “you’ll wear black at my funeral.”

“Deil a black cloak will be there, Robin, but the corbies and the hoodie-craws, I'se gie ye my hand on that. But whar's the gude thousand pund Scots that I lent ye, man, and when am I to see it again?”

“Not a black cloak will be there, Robin, but the crows and the hooded crows, I’ll swear that to you. But where’s the good thousand pounds Scots that I lent you, man, and when am I going to see it again?”

“Where it is,” replied my guide, after the affectation of considering for a moment, “I cannot justly tell—probably where last year's snaw is.”

“Where it is,” my guide replied, after pretending to think for a moment, “I can’t really say—probably where last year's snow is.”

“And that's on the tap of Schehallion, ye Hieland dog,” said Mr. Jarvie; “and I look for payment frae you where ye stand.”

“And that's on the tap of Schehallion, you Highland dog,” said Mr. Jarvie; “and I expect payment from you right where you are.”

“Ay,” replied the Highlander, “but I keep neither snaw nor dollars in my sporran. And as to when you'll see it—why, just when the king enjoys his ain again, as the auld sang says.”

"Yeah," replied the Highlander, "but I don’t keep snow or dollars in my sporran. And as for when you'll see it—well, just when the king enjoys his own again, like the old song says."

“Warst of a', Robin,” retorted the Glaswegian,—“I mean, ye disloyal traitor—Warst of a'!—Wad ye bring popery in on us, and arbitrary power, and a foist and a warming-pan, and the set forms, and the curates, and the auld enormities o' surplices and cerements? Ye had better stick to your auld trade o' theft-boot, black-mail, spreaghs, and gillravaging—better stealing nowte than ruining nations.”

“Worst of all, Robin,” responded the Glaswegian, “I mean, you disloyal traitor—worst of all!—Would you bring popery upon us, along with arbitrary power, and a foist and a warming-pan, and set forms, and curates, and the old horrors of surplices and burial clothes? You'd be better off sticking to your old trade of theft, blackmail, plundering, and stealing cattle—better to steal livestock than to ruin nations.”

“Hout, man—whisht wi' your whiggery,” answered the Celt; “we hae ken'd ane anither mony a lang day. I'se take care your counting-room is no cleaned out when the Gillon-a-naillie* come to redd up the Glasgow buiths, and clear them o' their auld shop-wares.

“Hush, man—enough with your nonsense,” replied the Celt; “we’ve known each other for a long time. I’ll make sure your counting room isn’t emptied when the Gillon-a-naillie* come to tidy up the Glasgow shops and clear them of their old stock.

* The lads with the kilts or petticoats.

* The guys in kilts or skirts.

And, unless it just fa' in the preceese way o' your duty, ye maunna see me oftener, Nicol, than I am disposed to be seen.”

And, unless it directly interferes with your responsibilities, you shouldn't see me any more often than I want to be seen, Nicol.

“Ye are a dauring villain, Rob,” answered the Bailie; “and ye will be hanged, that will be seen and heard tell o'; but I'se ne'er be the ill bird and foul my nest, set apart strong necessity and the skreigh of duty, which no man should hear and be inobedient. And wha the deevil's this?” he continued, turning to me—“Some gillravager that ye hae listed, I daur say. He looks as if he had a bauld heart to the highway, and a lang craig for the gibbet.”

“You're a bold villain, Rob,” the Bailie replied. “And you will be hanged, that's something we'll see and hear about; but I refuse to be the bad egg who messes up my own nest, unless it's really necessary and out of duty, which no man should ignore. And who the hell is this?” he continued, turning to me—“Some sneaky thief you've brought along, I bet. He looks like he has a strong heart for the highway and a long neck for the gallows.”

“This, good Mr. Jarvie,” said Owen, who, like myself, had been struck dumb during this strange recognition, and no less strange dialogue, which took place betwixt these extraordinary kinsmen—“This, good Mr. Jarvie, is young Mr. Frank Osbaldistone, only child of the head of our house, who should have been taken into our firm at the time Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone, his cousin, had the luck to be taken into it”—(Here Owen could not suppress a groan)—“But howsoever”—

“This, good Mr. Jarvie,” said Owen, who, like me, had been left speechless during this strange recognition and equally strange conversation happening between these remarkable relatives—“This, good Mr. Jarvie, is young Mr. Frank Osbaldistone, the only child of the head of our family, who should have been brought into our business when Mr. Rashleigh Osbaldistone, his cousin, was fortunate enough to be welcomed into it”—(Here, Owen couldn't help but let out a groan)—“But anyway”—

“Oh, I have heard of that smaik,” said the Scotch merchant, interrupting him; “it is he whom your principal, like an obstinate auld fule, wad make a merchant o', wad he or wad he no,—and the lad turned a strolling stage-player, in pure dislike to the labour an honest man should live by. Weel, sir, what say you to your handiwork? Will Hamlet the Dane, or Hamlet's ghost, be good security for Mr. Owen, sir?”

“Oh, I’ve heard of that guy,” said the Scottish merchant, cutting him off. “He’s the one your boss, like a stubborn old fool, insisted on making a merchant, whether he wanted to be one or not—and the kid ended up as a wandering actor just because he really didn’t want to do the honest work he should be doing. Well, sir, what do you say about your creation? Is Hamlet the Dane, or Hamlet’s ghost, going to be good enough to vouch for Mr. Owen, sir?”

“I don't deserve your taunt,” I replied, “though I respect your motive, and am too grateful for the assistance you have afforded Mr. Owen, to resent it. My only business here was to do what I could (it is perhaps very little) to aid Mr. Owen in the management of my father's affairs. My dislike of the commercial profession is a feeling of which I am the best and sole judge.”

"I don't deserve your mockery," I replied, "but I appreciate your intention, and I’m too thankful for the help you've given Mr. Owen to take it personally. My only reason for being here was to do whatever I could (and it might be very little) to help Mr. Owen manage my father's affairs. My dislike for business is something I alone can judge."

“I protest,” said the Highlander, “I had some respect for this callant even before I ken'd what was in him; but now I honour him for his contempt of weavers and spinners, and sic-like mechanical persons and their pursuits.”

“I protest,” said the Highlander, “I had some respect for this kid even before I knew what was in him; but now I admire him for his disdain for weavers and spinners, and those kinds of mechanical people and their pursuits.”

“Ye're mad, Rob,” said the Bailie—“mad as a March hare—though wherefore a hare suld be mad at March mair than at Martinmas, is mair than I can weel say. Weavers! Deil shake ye out o' the web the weaver craft made. Spinners! ye'll spin and wind yourself a bonny pirn. And this young birkie here, that ye're hoying and hounding on the shortest road to the gallows and the deevil, will his stage-plays and his poetries help him here, dye think, ony mair than your deep oaths and drawn dirks, ye reprobate that ye are?—Will Tityre tu patulae, as they ca' it, tell him where Rashleigh Osbaldistone is? or Macbeth, and all his kernes and galla-glasses, and your awn to boot, Rob, procure him five thousand pounds to answer the bills which fall due ten days hence, were they a' rouped at the Cross,—basket-hilts, Andra-Ferraras, leather targets, brogues, brochan, and sporrans?”

"You're crazy, Rob," said the Bailie—"crazy as a March hare—though why a hare would go mad in March rather than at Martinmas is beyond me. Weavers! Devil take you out of the web made by your trade. Spinners! you'll spin and wind yourself a nice bobbin. And this young fellow here, that you're pushing and driving down the shortest path to the gallows and the devil, do you think his stage plays and poetry will help him any more than your swearing and drawn daggers, you scoundrel?—Will Tityre tu patulae, as they call it, tell him where Rashleigh Osbaldistone is? Or will Macbeth, with all his warriors and your own, Rob, get him five thousand pounds to pay the debts due in ten days, if they were all sold at the Cross—basket-hilts, Andra-Ferraras, leather targets, brogues, porridge, and sporrans?”

“Ten days,” I answered, and instinctively drew out Diana Vernon's packet; and the time being elapsed during which I was to keep the seal sacred, I hastily broke it open. A sealed letter fell from a blank enclosure, owing to the trepidation with which I opened the parcel. A slight current of wind, which found its way through a broken pane of the window, wafted the letter to Mr. Jarvie's feet, who lifted it, examined the address with unceremonious curiosity, and, to my astonishment, handed it to his Highland kinsman, saying, “Here's a wind has blown a letter to its right owner, though there were ten thousand chances against its coming to hand.”

"Ten days," I replied, instinctively pulling out Diana Vernon's packet. With the time to keep the seal intact now passed, I quickly broke it open. A sealed letter fell out of a blank envelope because I was so nervous while opening the package. A slight breeze, coming through a broken window pane, blew the letter down to Mr. Jarvie's feet. He picked it up, looked at the address with casual curiosity, and to my surprise, handed it to his Highland relative, saying, "Looks like a letter has blown to its rightful owner, even though there were a thousand chances against it reaching him."

The Highlander, having examined the address, broke the letter open without the least ceremony. I endeavoured to interrupt his proceeding.

The Highlander, after looking at the address, tore open the letter without any hesitation. I tried to interrupt what he was doing.

“You must satisfy me, sir,” said I, “that the letter is intended for you before I can permit you to peruse it.”

“You need to convince me, sir,” I said, “that the letter is meant for you before I can let you read it.”

“Make yourself quite easy, Mr. Osbaldistone,” replied the mountaineer with great composure.—“remember Justice Inglewood, Clerk Jobson, Mr. Morris—above all, remember your vera humble servant, Robert Cawmil, and the beautiful Diana Vernon. Remember all this, and doubt no longer that the letter is for me.”

“Make yourself comfortable, Mr. Osbaldistone,” replied the mountaineer calmly. “Remember Justice Inglewood, Clerk Jobson, Mr. Morris—most importantly, remember your very humble servant, Robert Cawmil, and the lovely Diana Vernon. Keep all this in mind, and you won't doubt that the letter is for me anymore.”

I remained astonished at my own stupidity.—Through the whole night, the voice, and even the features of this man, though imperfectly seen, haunted me with recollections to which I could assign no exact local or personal associations. But now the light dawned on me at once; this man was Campbell himself. His whole peculiarities flashed on me at once,—the deep strong voice—the inflexible, stern, yet considerate cast of features—the Scottish brogue, with its corresponding dialect and imagery, which, although he possessed the power at times of laying them aside, recurred at every moment of emotion, and gave pith to his sarcasm, or vehemence to his expostulation. Rather beneath the middle size than above it, his limbs were formed upon the very strongest model that is consistent with agility, while from the remarkable ease and freedom of his movements, you could not doubt his possessing the latter quality in a high degree of perfection. Two points in his person interfered with the rules of symmetry; his shoulders were so broad in proportion to his height, as, notwithstanding the lean and lathy appearance of his frame, gave him something the air of being too square in respect to his stature; and his arms, though round, sinewy, and strong, were so very long as to be rather a deformity. I afterwards heard that this length of arm was a circumstance on which he prided himself; that when he wore his native Highland garb, he could tie the garters of his hose without stooping; and that it gave him great advantage in the use of the broad-sword, at which he was very dexterous. But certainly this want of symmetry destroyed the claim he might otherwise have set up, to be accounted a very handsome man; it gave something wild, irregular, and, as it were, unearthly, to his appearance, and reminded me involuntarily of the tales which Mabel used to tell of the old Picts who ravaged Northumberland in ancient times, who, according to her tradition, were a sort of half-goblin half-human beings, distinguished, like this man, for courage, cunning, ferocity, the length of their arms, and the squareness of their shoulders.

I was amazed at my own foolishness. Throughout the entire night, the voice, and even the features of this man, although I only saw them vaguely, haunted me with memories that I couldn't attach to any specific place or person. But then it clicked for me; this man was Campbell himself. All of his unique traits hit me at once—the deep, strong voice, the rigid yet thoughtful look on his face, the Scottish accent that, despite his ability to drop it at times, came back whenever he felt strongly, adding depth to his sarcasm or intensity to his arguments. He was a bit shorter than average, but his build was incredibly strong while still allowing him to move with notable agility. You could tell he had a high level of this fluidity. However, two things about him broke the rules of symmetry: his shoulders were so broad compared to his height that, despite his lean and lanky look, he gave off an impression of being slightly too blocky for his size; and his arms, though thick, muscular, and strong, were unusually long to the point where they seemed almost misshapen. I later learned that he took pride in these long arms; he could tie the garters of his hose without bending over when he wore his traditional Highland outfit, and it gave him a significant advantage with the broadsword, which he was very skilled at using. But honestly, this lack of symmetry took away from any claim he might have had to be considered very handsome; it gave him a wild, irregular, and almost otherworldly look, reminding me of the stories Mabel used to tell about the ancient Picts who invaded Northumberland long ago, who, according to her tradition, were like a mix of goblins and humans, known for their bravery, cleverness, ferocity, long arms, and broad shoulders, much like this man.

When, however, I recollected the circumstances in which we formerly met, I could not doubt that the billet was most probably designed for him. He had made a marked figure among those mysterious personages over whom Diana seemed to exercise an influence, and from whom she experienced an influence in her turn. It was painful to think that the fate of a being so amiable was involved in that of desperadoes of this man's description;—yet it seemed impossible to doubt it. Of what use, however, could this person be to my father's affairs?—I could think only of one. Rashleigh Osbaldistone had, at the instigation of Miss Vernon, certainly found means to produce Mr. Campbell when his presence was necessary to exculpate me from Morris's accusation—Was it not possible that her influence, in like manner, might prevail on Campbell to produce Rashleigh? Speaking on this supposition, I requested to know where my dangerous kinsman was, and when Mr. Campbell had seen him. The answer was indirect.

When I thought about the circumstances under which we had met before, I couldn’t help but believe that the note was likely meant for him. He certainly stood out among those mysterious figures whom Diana seemed to influence, and who, in turn, affected her. It was distressing to consider that the fate of such a kind person was entangled with that of these dangerous individuals—yet it was hard to deny it. But how could this person possibly help my father's affairs? I could only think of one way. Rashleigh Osbaldistone, at Miss Vernon's urging, had managed to bring Mr. Campbell when his presence was needed to clear my name from Morris's accusation—could it not be possible that her influence might similarly convince Campbell to bring Rashleigh forward? Based on this assumption, I asked where my risky relative was and when Mr. Campbell had last seen him. The response was vague.

“It's a kittle cast she has gien me to play; but yet it's fair play, and I winna baulk her. Mr. Osbaldistone, I dwell not very far from hence—my kinsman can show you the way—Leave Mr. Owen to do the best he can in Glasgow—do you come and see me in the glens, and it's like I may pleasure you, and stead your father in his extremity. I am but a poor man; but wit's better than wealth—and, cousin” (turning from me to address Mr. Jarvie), “if ye daur venture sae muckle as to eat a dish of Scotch collops, and a leg o' red-deer venison wi' me, come ye wi' this Sassenach gentleman as far as Drymen or Bucklivie,—or the Clachan of Aberfoil will be better than ony o' them,—and I'll hae somebody waiting to weise ye the gate to the place where I may be for the time—What say ye, man? There's my thumb, I'll ne'er beguile thee.”

"She’s given me a tricky role to play; but it’s fair game, and I won’t let her down. Mr. Osbaldistone, I don’t live too far from here—my relative can show you the way—Leave Mr. Owen to manage in Glasgow—come and visit me in the glens, and I might be able to entertain you and assist your father in his time of need. I’m just a poor man; but brains are better than riches—and, cousin” (turning to address Mr. Jarvie), “if you dare to indulge in a plate of Scotch collops and a leg of red deer venison with me, join this English gentleman as far as Drymen or Bucklivie,—or the Clachan of Aberfoil would be better than either of them,—and I’ll have someone ready to guide you to where I’ll be for the time being—What do you say, man? Here’s my thumb, I’ll never deceive you.”

“Na, na, Robin,” said the cautious burgher, “I seldom like to leave the Gorbals;* I have nae freedom to gang among your wild hills, Robin, and your kilted red-shanks—it disna become my place, man.”

“Na, na, Robin,” said the cautious townsman, “I rarely like to leave the Gorbals; I don’t have the freedom to wander among your wild hills, Robin, and your kilted red-shanks—it doesn’t suit my position, man.”

* [The Gorbals or “suburbs” are situate on the south side of the River.]

* [The Gorbals, or "suburbs," are located on the south side of the River.]

“The devil damn your place and you baith!” reiterated Campbell. “The only drap o' gentle bluid that's in your body was our great-grand-uncle's that was justified* at Dumbarton, and you set yourself up to say ye wad derogate frae your place to visit me!

“The devil take your place and both of you!” Campbell repeated. “The only drop of noble blood in your body came from our great-grand-uncle who was executed at Dumbarton, and you have the audacity to say you would lower yourself to visit me!”

* [Executed for treason.]

* [Executed for treason.]

Hark thee, man—I owe thee a day in harst—I'll pay up your thousan pund Scots, plack and bawbee, gin ye'll be an honest fallow for anes, and just daiker up the gate wi' this Sassenach.”

Hurry up, man—I owe you a day’s work—I’ll pay you a thousand pounds Scots, every penny, if you’ll be straight with me this once and just deal with this Englishman.

“Hout awa' wi' your gentility,” replied the Bailie; “carry your gentle bluid to the Cross, and see what ye'll buy wi't. But, if I were to come, wad ye really and soothfastly pay me the siller?”

“Hush with your fancy talk,” replied the Bailie; “take your refined manners to the Cross, and see what you can get for them. But, if I were to come, would you actually and honestly pay me the money?”

“I swear to ye,” said the Highlander, “upon the halidome of him that sleeps beneath the grey stane at Inch-Cailleach.” *

“I swear to you,” said the Highlander, “on the holy relics of the one that sleeps beneath the gray stone at Inch-Cailleach.” *

* Inch-Cailleach is an island in Lochlomond, where the clan of MacGregor were wont to be interred, and where their sepulchres may still be seen. It formerly contained a nunnery: hence the name of Inch-Cailleach, or the island of Old Women.

* Inch-Cailleach is an island in Loch Lomond, where the MacGregor clan used to be buried, and you can still see their graves today. It used to have a nunnery, which is why it’s called Inch-Cailleach, meaning the island of Old Women.

“Say nae mair, Robin—say nae mair—We'll see what may be dune. But ye maunna expect me to gang ower the Highland line—I'll gae beyond the line at no rate. Ye maun meet me about Bucklivie or the Clachan of Aberfoil,—and dinna forget the needful.”

“Don’t say any more, Robin—don’t say any more—we’ll see what can be done. But you can’t expect me to go over the Highland line—I won’t go beyond the line at all. You need to meet me around Bucklivie or the Clachan of Aberfoil—and don’t forget the essentials.”

“Nae fear—nae fear,” said Campbell; “I'll be as true as the steel blade that never failed its master. But I must be budging, cousin, for the air o' Glasgow tolbooth is no that ower salutary to a Highlander's constitution.”

“Nah, no worries,” said Campbell; “I'll be as loyal as the steel blade that never let its owner down. But I need to be on my way, cousin, because the air of the Glasgow tolbooth isn’t exactly good for a Highlander's health.”

“Troth,” replied the merchant, “and if my duty were to be dune, ye couldna change your atmosphere, as the minister ca's it, this ae wee while.—Ochon, that I sud ever be concerned in aiding and abetting an escape frae justice! it will be a shame and disgrace to me and mine, and my very father's memory, for ever.”

“Honestly,” replied the merchant, “if I were doing my duty, you wouldn't be able to change your situation, as the minister calls it, for this little while. —Oh, that I should ever be involved in helping someone escape justice! It will bring shame and disgrace to me and my family, and to my father's memory, forever.”

“Hout tout, man! let that flee stick in the wa',” answered his kinsman; “when the dirt's dry it will rub out—Your father, honest man, could look ower a friend's fault as weel as anither.”

“Hush, man! Let that fly stick to the wall,” replied his relative; “when the dirt's dry it will wipe off—Your father, a good man, could overlook a friend's mistake just like anyone else.”

“Ye may be right, Robin,” replied the Bailie, after a moment's reflection; “he was a considerate man the deacon; he ken'd we had a' our frailties, and he lo'ed his friends—Ye'll no hae forgotten him, Robin?” This question he put in a softened tone, conveying as much at least of the ludicrous as the pathetic.

“You might be right, Robin,” replied the Bailie, after a moment of thought; “the deacon was a thoughtful man; he knew we all had our weaknesses, and he loved his friends—You haven’t forgotten him, have you, Robin?” He asked this with a gentle tone, conveying as much humor as sadness.

“Forgotten him!” replied his kinsman—“what suld ail me to forget him?—a wapping weaver he was, and wrought my first pair o' hose.—But come awa', kinsman,

“Forget him!” replied his relative. “What would make me forget him? He was a talented weaver who made my first pair of stockings. But come on, relative,

              Come fill up my cap, come fill up my cann,
              Come saddle my horses, and call up my man;
              Come open your gates, and let me gae free,
                   I daurna stay langer in bonny Dundee.”
 
              Come fill up my cup, come fill up my can,
              Come saddle my horses, and call for my guy;
              Come open your gates, and let me go free,
                   I can't stay any longer in pretty Dundee."

“Whisht, sir!” said the magistrate, in an authoritative tone—“lilting and singing sae near the latter end o' the Sabbath! This house may hear ye sing anither tune yet—Aweel, we hae a' backslidings to answer for—Stanchells, open the door.”

“Quiet down, sir!” said the magistrate, in a commanding tone—“humming and singing so close to the end of the Sabbath! This house might have you singing a different tune soon—Well, we all have our mistakes to account for—Stanchells, open the door.”

The jailor obeyed, and we all sallied forth. Stanchells looked with some surprise at the two strangers, wondering, doubtless, how they came into these premises without his knowledge; but Mr. Jarvie's “Friends o' mine, Stanchells—friends o' mine,” silenced all disposition to inquiries. We now descended into the lower vestibule, and hallooed more than once for Dougal, to which summons no answer was returned; when Campbell observed with a sardonic smile, “That if Dougal was the lad he kent him, he would scarce wait to get thanks for his ain share of the night's wark, but was in all probability on the full trot to the pass of Ballamaha”—

The jailer complied, and we all stepped out. Stanchells looked a bit surprised at the two strangers, likely wondering how they got into this place without him knowing; but Mr. Jarvie's “Friends of mine, Stanchells—friends of mine,” stopped any questions from being asked. We then went down to the lower vestibule and called out several times for Dougal, but there was no response; when Campbell remarked with a sarcastic smile, “If Dougal is the guy I think he is, he won’t wait for thanks for his part in tonight's work, but is probably already on his way to the pass of Ballamaha—”

“And left us—and, abune a', me, mysell, locked up in the tolbooth a' night!” exclaimed the Bailie, in ire and perturbation. “Ca' for forehammers, sledge-hammers, pinches, and coulters; send for Deacon Yettlin, the smith, an let him ken that Bailie Jarvie's shut up in the tolbooth by a Highland blackguard, whom he'll hang up as high as Haman”—

“And left us—and, on top of that, me, all by myself, locked up in the jail all night!” exclaimed the Bailie, in anger and agitation. “Call for forehammers, sledgehammers, pinchers, and coulters; send for Deacon Yettlin, the blacksmith, and let him know that Bailie Jarvie's stuck in the jail by a Highland thug, whom he'll hang as high as Haman”—

“When ye catch him,” said Campbell, gravely; “but stay—the door is surely not locked.”

“When you catch him,” said Campbell seriously; “but wait—the door isn’t locked, for sure.”

Indeed, on examination, we found that the door was not only left open, but that Dougal in his retreat had, by carrying off the keys along with him, taken care that no one should exercise his office of porter in a hurry.

Indeed, upon closer inspection, we discovered that the door was not just left open, but that Dougal, in his escape, had made sure to take the keys with him, ensuring that no one could quickly step in to act as the doorkeeper.

“He has glimmerings o' common sense now, that creature Dougal,” said Campbell.—“he ken'd an open door might hae served me at a pinch.”

“He’s got some common sense now, that guy Dougal,” said Campbell. “He knew an open door could have helped me in a tough spot.”

We were by this time in the street.

We were out on the street by now.

“I tell you, Robin,” said the magistrate, “in my puir mind, if ye live the life ye do, ye suld hae ane o' your gillies door-keeper in every jail in Scotland, in case o' the warst.”

“I tell you, Robin,” said the magistrate, “in my poor mind, if you live the life you're living, you should have one of your servants as a doorkeeper in every jail in Scotland, just in case of the worst.”

“Ane o' my kinsmen a bailie in ilka burgh will just do as weel, cousin Nicol—So, gude-night or gude-morning to ye; and forget not the Clachan of Aberfoil.”

“A cousin of mine who's a bailiff in every town will do just as well, cousin Nicol—So, goodnight or good morning to you; and don't forget the Clachan of Aberfoil.”

And without waiting for an answer, he sprung to the other side of the street, and was lost in darkness. Immediately on his disappearance, we heard him give a low whistle of peculiar modulation, which was instantly replied to.

And without waiting for a response, he jumped to the other side of the street and vanished into the darkness. As soon as he disappeared, we heard him let out a low whistle with a unique tone, which was quickly answered.

“Hear to the Hieland deevils,” said Mr. Jarvie; “they think themselves on the skirts of Benlomond already, where they may gang whewingand whistling about without minding Sunday or Saturday.” Here he was interrupted by something which fell with a heavy clash on the street before us—“Gude guide us what's this mair o't?—Mattie, haud up the lantern—Conscience if it isna the keys!—Weel, that's just as weel—they cost the burgh siller, and there might hae been some clavers about the loss o' them. O, an Bailie Grahame were to get word o' this night's job, it would be a sair hair in my neck!”

“Hear those Highland devils,” said Mr. Jarvie; “they think they're already on the outskirts of Ben Lomond, where they can just go around hooting and whistling without caring about Sunday or Saturday.” He was interrupted by something that crashed loudly on the street in front of us—“Good gracious, what’s this now?—Mattie, hold up the lantern—Honestly, if that isn’t the keys!—Well, that’s just fine—they cost the town money, and there could have been some fuss about losing them. Oh, if Bailie Grahame were to hear about what happened tonight, I’d be in big trouble!”

As we were still but a few steps from the tolbooth door, we carried back these implements of office, and consigned them to the head jailor, who, in lieu of the usual mode of making good his post by turning the keys, was keeping sentry in the vestibule till the arrival of some assistant, whom he had summoned in order to replace the Celtic fugitive Dougal.

As we were just a few steps from the tollbooth door, we took back these tools of the trade and handed them over to the head jailer, who, instead of doing the usual thing of securing his position by locking the doors, was standing guard in the entrance until an assistant he had called for arrived to take the place of the Celtic fugitive Dougal.

Having discharged this piece of duty to the burgh, and my road lying the same way with the honest magistrate's, I profited by the light of his lantern, and he by my arm, to find our way through the streets, which, whatever they may now be, were then dark, uneven, and ill-paved. Age is easily propitiated by attentions from the young. The Bailie expressed himself interested in me, and added, “That since I was nane o' that play-acting and play-ganging generation, whom his saul hated, he wad be glad if I wad eat a reisted haddock or a fresh herring, at breakfast wi' him the morn, and meet my friend, Mr. Owen, whom, by that time, he would place at liberty.”

Having completed my duty to the town, and since my path was the same as the honest magistrate's, I took advantage of his lantern's light, and he used my arm to navigate through the streets, which, no matter how they might be now, were dark, uneven, and poorly paved back then. Older people are often easily swayed by kindness from the young. The Bailie showed interest in me and added, “Since I’m not one of those acting and wandering types that his soul despises, he would be happy if I would join him for breakfast tomorrow to eat a fried haddock or a fresh herring and meet my friend, Mr. Owen, who, by that time, he would have released.”

“My dear sir,” said I, when I had accepted of the invitation with thanks, “how could you possibly connect me with the stage?”

“My dear sir,” I said, after accepting the invitation with gratitude, “how could you possibly link me to the stage?”

“I watna,” replied Mr. Jarvie;—“it was a bletherin' phrasin' chield they ca' Fairservice, that cam at e'en to get an order to send the crier through the toun for ye at skreigh o' day the morn. He tell't me whae ye were, and how ye were sent frae your father's house because ye wadna be a dealer, and that ye mightna disgrace your family wi' ganging on the stage. Ane Hammorgaw, our precentor, brought him here, and said he was an auld acquaintance; but I sent them both away wi' a flae in their lug for bringing me sic an errand, on sic a night. But I see he's a fule-creature a'thegither, and clean mistaen about ye. I like ye, man,” he continued; “I like a lad that will stand by his friends in trouble—I aye did it mysell, and sae did the deacon my father, rest and bless him! But ye suldna keep ower muckle company wi' Hielandmen and thae wild cattle. Can a man touch pitch and no be defiled?—aye mind that. Nae doubt, the best and wisest may err—Once, twice, and thrice have I backslidden, man, and dune three things this night—my father wadna hae believed his een if he could hae looked up and seen me do them.”

“I don’t want to,” replied Mr. Jarvie; “it was a talkative, foolish fellow they call Fairservice, who came this evening to get an order to send the crier through the town for you at the crack of dawn tomorrow. He told me who you were and how you were sent away from your father’s house because you wouldn’t become a dealer, and that you didn’t want to disgrace your family by going on the stage. A guy named Hammorgaw, our precentor, brought him here and said he was an old acquaintance; but I sent them both away with a flea in their ear for bringing me such a message on such a night. But I can see he’s a complete fool and completely mistaken about you. I like you, man,” he continued; “I appreciate a guy who stands by his friends in trouble—I’ve always done it myself, and so did my father the deacon, rest and bless him! But you shouldn’t hang out too much with Highlanders and those wild folks. Can a man touch pitch and not be defiled?—always remember that. No doubt, the best and wisest can make mistakes—Once, twice, and thrice I've strayed, man, and done three things tonight—my father wouldn’t have believed his eyes if he could have looked up and seen me do them.”

He was by this time arrived at the door of his own dwelling. He paused, however, on the threshold, and went on in a solemn tone of deep contrition,—“Firstly, I hae thought my ain thoughts on the Sabbath—secondly, I hae gi'en security for an Englishman—and, in the third and last place, well-a-day! I hae let an ill-doer escape from the place of imprisonment—But there's balm in Gilead, Mr. Osbaldistone— Mattie, I can let mysell in—see Mr. Osbaldistone to Luckie Flyter's, at the corner o' the wynd.—Mr. Osbaldistone”—in a whisper—“ye'll offer nae incivility to Mattie—she's an honest man's daughter, and a near cousin o' the Laird o' Limmerfield's.”

He had just arrived at the door of his house. He paused on the threshold and said in a serious tone of deep regret, “First, I've had my own thoughts on the Sabbath—second, I've guaranteed for an Englishman—and thirdly, oh dear! I've let a wrongdoer escape from jail—But there's hope, Mr. Osbaldistone—Mattie, I can let myself in—take Mr. Osbaldistone to Luckie Flyter's, at the corner of the lane.—Mr. Osbaldistone”—in a whisper—“you won’t be rude to Mattie—she's the daughter of an honest man and a close relative of the Laird of Limmerfield.”





CHAPTER SEVENTH.

     “Will it please your worship to accept of my poor service? I beseech
     that I may feed upon your bread, though it be the brownest, and
     drink of your drink, though it be of the smallest; for I will do
     your Worship as much service for forty shillings as another man
     shall for three pounds.”
                                      Greene's Tu Quoque.
     “Would you be willing to accept my humble service? I ask that I may have your bread, even if it's the most basic, and drink your drink, even if it's the smallest portion; for I will serve you as well for forty shillings as another man would for three pounds.”  
                                      Greene's Tu Quoque.

I remembered the honest Bailie's parting charge, but did not conceive there was any incivility in adding a kiss to the half-crown with which I remunerated Mattie's attendance;—nor did her “Fie for shame, sir!” express any very deadly resentment of the affront. Repeated knocking at Mrs. Flyter's gate awakened in due order, first, one or two stray dogs, who began to bark with all their might; next two or three night-capped heads, which were thrust out of the neighbouring windows to reprehend me for disturbing the solemnity of the Sunday night by that untimely noise. While I trembled lest the thunders of their wrath might dissolve in showers like that of Xantippe, Mrs. Flyter herself awoke, and began, in a tone of objurgation not unbecoming the philosophical spouse of Socrates, to scold one or two loiterers in her kitchen, for not hastening to the door to prevent a repetition of my noisy summons.

I remembered the honest Bailie's parting advice, but didn’t think there was anything rude about giving a kiss along with the half-crown I paid Mattie for her help;—and her “Shame on you, sir!” didn’t really show any serious anger at the slight. After knocking at Mrs. Flyter's gate, I stirred a couple of stray dogs who started barking loudly, followed by a few heads covered with nightcaps poking out of nearby windows, scolding me for interrupting the calm of Sunday night with my noise. Just as I worried that their anger might pour down like a storm, Mrs. Flyter herself woke up and began to scold a couple of people lingering in her kitchen, telling them to hurry to the door to stop me from making more noise.

These worthies were, indeed, nearly concerned in the fracas which their laziness occasioned, being no other than the faithful Mr. Fairservice, with his friend Mr. Hammorgaw, and another person, whom I afterwards found to be the town-crier, who were sitting over a cog of ale, as they called it (at my expense, as my bill afterwards informed me), in order to devise the terms and style of a proclamation to be made through the streets the next day, in order that “the unfortunate young gentleman,” as they had the impudence to qualify me, might be restored to his friends without farther delay. It may be supposed that I did not suppress my displeasure at this impertinent interference with my affairs; but Andrew set up such ejaculations of transport at my arrival, as fairly drowned my expressions of resentment. His raptures, perchance, were partly political; and the tears of joy which he shed had certainly their source in that noble fountain of emotion, the tankard. However, the tumultuous glee which he felt, or pretended to feel, at my return, saved Andrew the broken head which I had twice destined him;—first, on account of the colloquy he had held with the precentor on my affairs; and secondly, for the impertinent history he had thought proper to give of me to Mr. Jarvie. I however contented myself with slapping the door of my bedroom in his face as he followed me, praising Heaven for my safe return, and mixing his joy with admonitions to me to take care how I walked my own ways in future. I then went to bed, resolving my first business in the morning should be to discharge this troublesome, pedantic, self-conceited coxcomb, who seemed so much disposed to constitute himself rather a preceptor than a domestic.

These guys were definitely involved in the mess caused by their laziness. They were none other than the loyal Mr. Fairservice, his friend Mr. Hammorgaw, and another person, whom I later found out was the town crier. They were sitting over a pint, as they liked to call it (on my tab, as my bill later revealed), trying to come up with the wording for a proclamation to be announced in the streets the next day, so that “the unfortunate young gentleman,” as they had the nerve to call me, could be returned to his friends without further delay. It's safe to say I didn't hold back my frustration at their meddling in my business, but Andrew was so ecstatic about my arrival that it drowned out my complaints. His excitement might have had some political motives, and the tears of joy he shed definitely came partly from that noble source of emotion, the tankard. Still, the overwhelming joy he displayed, or at least pretended to, saved Andrew from getting the beating I'd intended for him—first, because of the chat he'd had with the precentor regarding my situation, and second, for the silly story he’d shared about me with Mr. Jarvie. I settled for slamming the door of my bedroom in his face as he followed me, thanking Heaven for my safe return, while he mixed his happiness with warnings for me to be more careful about how I lived my life moving forward. I then went to bed, deciding that my first task in the morning would be to get rid of this annoying, pedantic, self-important fool, who seemed more eager to act as a teacher than a servant.

Accordingly in the morning I resumed my purpose, and calling Andrew into my apartment, requested to know his charge for guiding and attending me as far as Glasgow. Mr. Fairservice looked very blank at this demand, justly considering it as a presage to approaching dismission.

So in the morning, I got back to my plan and called Andrew into my room to ask how much he would charge to guide and accompany me as far as Glasgow. Mr. Fairservice looked really surprised by this request, rightly thinking it meant I was about to let him go.

“Your honour,” he said, after some hesitation, “wunna think—wunna think”—

“Your honor,” he said, after some hesitation, “won't you think—won't you think—”

“Speak out, you rascal, or I'll break your head,” said I, as Andrew, between the double risk of losing all by asking too much, or a part, by stating his demand lower than what I might be willing to pay, stood gasping in the agony of doubt and calculation.

“Speak up, you troublemaker, or I’ll knock some sense into you,” I said, as Andrew, caught between the double risk of losing everything by asking for too much, or getting less by asking for less than I might be willing to pay, stood there gasping in the pain of uncertainty and calculation.

Out it came with a bolt, however, at my threat; as the kind violence of a blow on the back sometimes delivers the windpipe from an intrusive morsel.—“Aughteen pennies sterling per diem—that is, by the day—your honour wadna think unconscionable.”

Out it came quickly, though, at my threat; like how a good hard slap on the back can sometimes clear an obstruction from someone’s throat. —“Eighteen pence a day—that is, per day—you wouldn’t consider that unreasonable, would you?”

“It is double what is usual, and treble what you merit, Andrew; but there's a guinea for you, and get about your business.”

“It's twice what you usually get, and three times what you deserve, Andrew; but here’s a guinea for you, now get on with your work.”

“The Lord forgi'e us! Is your honour mad?” exclaimed Andrew.

“The Lord forgive us! Are you out of your mind?” exclaimed Andrew.

“No; but I think you mean to make me so—I give you a third above your demand, and you stand staring and expostulating there as if I were cheating you. Take your money, and go about your business.”

“No; but I think you want to make me feel that way—I’m offering you a third more than you asked for, and you’re just standing there staring and arguing as if I’m cheating you. Take your money and go about your business.”

“Gude safe us!” continued Andrew, “in what can I hae offended your honour? Certainly a' flesh is but as the flowers of the field; but if a bed of camomile hath value in medicine, of a surety the use of Andrew Fairservice to your honour is nothing less evident—it's as muckle as your life's worth to part wi' me.”

“God help us!” Andrew continued, “how have I offended you? Surely all humans are like the flowers in the field; but if a bed of chamomile has value in medicine, then the benefit of having Andrew Fairservice around is just as clear—it's just as important as your life’s worth to let me go.”

“Upon my honour,” replied I, “it is difficult to say whether you are more knave or fool. So you intend then to remain with me whether I like it or no?”

“Upon my honor,” I replied, “it’s hard to tell if you’re more of a jerk or an idiot. So you plan to stick around whether I want you to or not?”

“Troth, I was e'en thinking sae,” replied Andrew, dogmatically; “for if your honour disna ken when ye hae a gude servant, I ken when I hae a gude master, and the deil be in my feet gin I leave ye—and there's the brief and the lang o't besides I hae received nae regular warning to quit my place.”

“Honestly, I was just thinking that,” replied Andrew firmly; “because if you don’t know when you have a good servant, I know when I have a good master, and I won't leave you—and that's the short and long of it, plus I haven’t received any official notice to leave my job.”

“Your place, sir!” said I;—“why, you are no hired servant of mine,—you are merely a guide, whose knowledge of the country I availed myself of on my road.”

“Your place, sir!” I said;—“look, you aren’t my hired help—you’re just a guide, and I used your knowledge of the area while I was traveling.”

“I am no just a common servant, I admit, sir,” remonstrated Mr. Fairservice; “but your honour kens I quitted a gude place at an hour's notice, to comply wi' your honour's solicitations. A man might make honestly, and wi' a clear conscience, twenty sterling pounds per annum, weel counted siller, o' the garden at Osbaldistone Hall, and I wasna likely to gi'e up a' that for a guinea, I trow—I reckoned on staying wi' your honour to the term's end at the least o't; and I account my wage, board-wage, fee and bountith,—ay, to that length o't at the least.”

“I’m not just a regular servant, I admit, sir,” protested Mr. Fairservice; “but you know I left a good job on short notice to follow your request. A man could honestly earn a solid twenty pounds a year, real money, working the garden at Osbaldistone Hall, and I wasn’t about to give all that up for just a guinea, I assure you—I figured I’d be staying with you at least until the end of the term; and I consider my pay, room and board, fees, and bonuses—yes, at least that much.”

“Come, come, sir,” replied I, “these impudent pretensions won't serve your turn; and if I hear any more of them, I shall convince you that Squire Thorncliff is not the only one of my name that can use his fingers.”

“Come on, sir,” I replied, “these bold claims won't get you anywhere; and if I hear any more of them, I’ll show you that Squire Thorncliff isn't the only one with my name who knows how to handle himself.”

While I spoke thus, the whole matter struck me as so ridiculous, that, though really angry, I had some difficulty to forbear laughing at the gravity with which Andrew supported a plea so utterly extravagant. The rascal, aware of the impression he had made on my muscles, was encouraged to perseverance. He judged it safer, however, to take his pretensions a peg lower, in case of overstraining at the same time both his plea and my patience.

While I spoke like this, the whole situation seemed so absurd that, even though I was genuinely angry, I had a hard time not laughing at how seriously Andrew defended such an outrageous claim. The scoundrel, knowing he had gotten a reaction out of me, felt encouraged to keep going. However, he figured it would be wiser to lower his demands a bit, just in case he ended up pushing both his argument and my patience too far.

“Admitting that my honour could part with a faithful servant, that had served me and mine by day and night for twenty years, in a strange place, and at a moment's warning, he was weel assured,” he said, “it wasna in my heart, nor in no true gentleman's, to pit a puir lad like himself, that had come forty or fifty, or say a hundred miles out o' his road purely to bear my honour company, and that had nae handing but his penny-fee, to sic a hardship as this comes to.”

“Admitting that my honor could let go of a loyal servant, who had served me and my family day and night for twenty years, in a strange place, and at a moment's notice, he was well assured,” he said, “it wasn’t in my heart, nor in any true gentleman's, to put a poor lad like him, who had traveled forty or fifty, or maybe a hundred miles out of his way just to keep my honor company, and who had nothing but his small wage, through such hardship as this.”

I think it was you, Will, who once told me, that, to be an obstinate man, I am in certain things the most gullable and malleable of mortals. The fact is, that it is only contradiction which makes me peremptory, and when I do not feel myself called on to give battle to any proposition, I am always willing to grant it, rather than give myself much trouble. I knew this fellow to be a greedy, tiresome, meddling coxcomb; still, however, I must have some one about me in the quality of guide and domestic, and I was so much used to Andrew's humour, that on some occasions it was rather amusing. In the state of indecision to which these reflections led me, I asked Fairservice if he knew the roads, towns, etc., in the north of Scotland, to which my father's concerns with the proprietors of Highland forests were likely to lead me. I believe if I had asked him the road to the terrestrial paradise, he would have at that moment undertaken to guide me to it; so that I had reason afterwards to think myself fortunate in finding that his actual knowledge did not fall very much short of that which he asserted himself to possess. I fixed the amount of his wages, and reserved to myself the privilege of dismissing him when I chose, on paying him a week in advance. I gave him finally a severe lecture on his conduct of the preceding day, and then dismissed him rejoicing at heart, though somewhat crestfallen in countenance, to rehearse to his friend the precentor, who was taking his morning draught in the kitchen, the mode in which he had “cuitled up the daft young English squire.”

I think it was you, Will, who once told me that, despite being stubborn, I can be the most gullible and impressionable person around. The truth is, only when I’m challenged do I become decisive, and if I don’t feel the need to fight against any idea, I’m usually happy to accept it instead of putting in a lot of effort. I knew this guy was a greedy, annoying, meddlesome fool, but I still needed someone around to help and manage things. I was so used to Andrew's humor that sometimes it was actually kind of funny. In the indecision these thoughts brought me, I asked Fairservice if he knew the roads, towns, and so on in the north of Scotland, where my father’s dealings with the owners of Highland forests might take me. I believe that if I had asked him for directions to paradise, he would have claimed he could take me there; luckily, I later found out that his actual knowledge wasn’t too far off from what he claimed to know. I set his pay rate and kept the right to fire him when I wanted, as long as I paid him a week in advance. I also gave him a serious lecture about his behavior the day before, and then sent him on his way, feeling good inside, though he looked a bit down, to tell his friend the precentor, who was enjoying his morning drink in the kitchen, how he had “managed to deal with the silly young English squire.”

Agreeable to appointment, I went next to Bailie Nicol Jarvie's, where a comfortable morning's repast was arranged in the parlour, which served as an apartment of all hours, and almost all work, to that honest gentleman. The bustling and benevolent magistrate had been as good as his word. I found my friend Owen at liberty, and, conscious of the refreshments and purification of brush and basin, was of course a very different person from Owen a prisoner, squalid, heart-broken, and hopeless. Yet the sense of pecuniary difficulties arising behind, before, and around him, had depressed his spirit, and the almost paternal embrace which the good man gave me, was embittered by a sigh of the deepest anxiety. And when he sate down, the heaviness in his eye and manner, so different from the quiet composed satisfaction which they usually exhibited, indicated that he was employing his arithmetic in mentally numbering up the days, the hours, the minutes, which yet remained as an interval between the dishonour of bills and the downfall of the great commercial establishment of Osbaldistone and Tresham. It was left to me, therefore, to do honour to our landlord's hospitable cheer—to his tea, right from China, which he got in a present from some eminent ship's-husband at Wapping—to his coffee, from a snug plantation of his own, as he informed us with a wink, called Saltmarket Grove, in the island of Jamaica—to his English toast and ale, his Scotch dried salmon, his Lochfine herrings, and even to the double-damask table-cloth, “wrought by no hand, as you may guess,” save that of his deceased father the worthy Deacon Jarvie.

As agreed, I went next to Bailie Nicol Jarvie's place, where a nice breakfast was set up in the parlor, which served as a multi-purpose room for that honest guy. The busy and kind magistrate had kept his promise. I found my friend Owen free, and after freshening up with breakfast and a wash, he was of course a very different person from the prison-bound Owen, who had been dirty, broken-hearted, and hopeless. Still, the pressure of financial troubles looming around him had weighed down his spirits, and the almost fatherly hug the good man gave me was tinged with a deep sigh of worry. When he sat down, the heaviness in his eyes and demeanor, so different from the calm satisfaction they usually showed, suggested he was mentally counting the days, hours, and minutes left until the disgrace of unpaid bills and the collapse of the great business of Osbaldistone and Tresham. So, it fell to me to appreciate our landlord's generous hospitality—his tea, straight from China, which he received as a gift from an esteemed ship owner at Wapping; his coffee from his own cozy plantation, as he winkingly informed us, called Saltmarket Grove in Jamaica; his English toast and ale, his Scottish smoked salmon, his Lochfine herring, and even the double-damask tablecloth, “made by no hand, as you might guess,” except for that of his late father, the worthy Deacon Jarvie.

Having conciliated our good-humoured host by those little attentions which are great to most men, I endeavoured in my turn to gain from him some information which might be useful for my guidance, as well as for the satisfaction of my curiosity. We had not hitherto made the least allusion to the transactions of the preceding night, a circumstance which made my question sound somewhat abrupt, when, without any previous introduction of the subject, I took advantage of a pause when the history of the table-cloth ended, and that of the napkins was about to commence, to inquire, “Pray, by the by, Mr. Jarvie, who may this Mr. Robert Campbell be, whom we met with last night?”

Having won over our good-natured host with the small gestures that mean a lot to most people, I tried to get some information from him that would help guide me and satisfy my curiosity. Until that moment, we hadn’t mentioned what happened the night before, which made my question sound a bit sudden. So, in a lull after the story about the tablecloth ended and just before the tale of the napkins began, I seized the opportunity to ask, “By the way, Mr. Jarvie, who is this Mr. Robert Campbell we met last night?”

The interrogatory seemed to strike the honest magistrate, to use the vulgar phrase, “all of a heap,” and instead of answering, he returned the question—“Whae's Mr. Robert Campbell?—ahem! ahay! Whae's Mr. Robert Campbell, quo' he?”

The interrogation seemed to hit the honest magistrate, to use a common expression, “all at once,” and instead of responding, he turned the question back—“Where's Mr. Robert Campbell?—ahem! oh! Where's Mr. Robert Campbell, he said?”

“Yes,” said I, “I mean who and what is he?”

"Yes," I said, "I mean who is he and what exactly is he?"

“Why, he's—ahay!—he's—ahem!—Where did ye meet with Mr. Robert Campbell, as ye ca' him?”

“Why, he's—hay!—he's—um!—Where did you meet Mr. Robert Campbell, as you call him?”

“I met him by chance,” I replied, “some months ago in the north of England.”

“I ran into him by chance,” I replied, “a few months ago in the north of England.”

“Ou then, Mr. Osbaldistone,” said the Bailie, doggedly, “ye'll ken as muckle about him as I do.”

“Now then, Mr. Osbaldistone,” said the Bailie, stubbornly, “you'll know just as much about him as I do.”

“I should suppose not, Mr. Jarvie,” I replied;—“you are his relation, it seems, and his friend.”

“I guess not, Mr. Jarvie,” I replied; “you’re his relative, it seems, and his friend.”

“There is some cousin-red between us, doubtless,” said the Bailie reluctantly; “but we hae seen little o' ilk other since Rob gae tip the cattle-line o' dealing, poor fallow! he was hardly guided by them might hae used him better—and they haena made their plack a bawbee o't neither. There's mony ane this day wad rather they had never chased puir Robin frae the Cross o' Glasgow—there's mony ane wad rather see him again at the tale o' three hundred kyloes, than at the head o' thirty waur cattle.”

"There’s definitely some family connection between us," said the Bailie reluctantly, "but we haven't seen much of each other since Rob messed up the cattle trade, poor guy! He was hardly guided by those who could have treated him better—and they haven't made a penny off it either. There are many today who wish they had never chased poor Robin away from the Cross of Glasgow—many would rather see him again with three hundred cattle than in charge of thirty worse ones."

“All this explains nothing to me, Mr. Jarvie, of Mr. Campbell's rank, habits of life, and means of subsistence,” I replied.

“All this doesn't explain anything to me, Mr. Jarvie, about Mr. Campbell's status, lifestyle, and how he makes a living,” I replied.

“Rank?” said Mr. Jarvie; “he's a Hieland gentleman, nae doubt—better rank need nane to be;—and for habit, I judge he wears the Hieland habit amang the hills, though he has breeks on when he comes to Glasgow;—and as for his subsistence, what needs we care about his subsistence, sae lang as he asks naething frae us, ye ken? But I hae nae time for clavering about him e'en now, because we maun look into your father's concerns wi' all speed.”

“Rank?” said Mr. Jarvie. “He's a Highland gentleman, no doubt—no need for better rank than that. As for his clothes, I suppose he wears Highland dress in the hills, although he puts on trousers when he comes to Glasgow. And why should we care about how he makes a living, as long as he doesn’t ask anything from us, you know? But I don’t have time to chat about him right now because we need to look into your father's matters as quickly as possible.”

So saying, he put on his spectacles, and sate down to examine Mr. Owen's states, which the other thought it most prudent to communicate to him without reserve. I knew enough of business to be aware that nothing could be more acute and sagacious than the views which Mr. Jarvie entertained of the matters submitted to his examination; and, to do him justice, it was marked by much fairness, and even liberality. He scratched his ear indeed repeatedly on observing the balance which stood at the debit of Osbaldistone and Tresham in account with himself personally.

So saying, he put on his glasses and sat down to review Mr. Owen's statements, which the other thought was best to share with him openly. I knew enough about business to recognize that Mr. Jarvie had very sharp and insightful views on the matters presented for his review. To give him credit, his perspective was marked by a lot of fairness and even generosity. He scratched his ear several times as he looked at the balance that showed Osbaldistone and Tresham owed him personally.

“It may be a dead loss,” he observed; “and, conscience! whate'er ane o' your Lombard Street goldsmiths may say to it, it's a snell ane in the Saut-Market* o' Glasgow. It will be a heavy deficit—a staff out o' my bicker, I trow.

“It might be a total loss,” he noted; “and honestly! whatever one of your Lombard Street goldsmiths may say about it, it’s a tough one in the Salt Market of Glasgow. It will be a significant deficit—a hit to my finances, I believe.”

* [The Saltmarket. This ancient street, situate in the heart of Glasgow, has of late been almost entirely renovated.]

* [The Saltmarket. This historic street, located in the center of Glasgow, has recently been almost completely renovated.]

But what then?—I trust the house wunna coup the crane for a' that's come and gane yet; and if it does, I'll never bear sae base a mind as thae corbies in the Gallowgate—an I am to lose by ye, I'se ne'er deny I hae won by ye mony a fair pund sterling—Sae, an it come to the warst, I'se een lay the head o' the sow to the tail o' the grice.” *

But what now?—I hope the house won’t take the hit for everything that’s happened; and if it does, I’ll never be as low-minded as those crows in the Gallowgate—if I’m going to lose because of you, I won’t deny I’ve gained many a fair pound sterling from you—So, if it comes to the worst, I’ll just lay the head of the pig to the tail of the other.

* Anglice, the head of the sow to the tail of the pig.

* In English, the head of the sow to the tail of the pig.

I did not altogether understand the proverbial arrangement with which Mr. Jarvie consoled himself, but I could easily see that he took a kind and friendly interest in the arrangement of my father's affairs, suggested several expedients, approved several plans proposed by Owen, and by his countenance and counsel greatly abated the gloom upon the brow of that afflicted delegate of my father's establishment.

I didn't fully grasp the saying that Mr. Jarvie used to comfort himself, but I could clearly see that he was genuinely interested in sorting out my father's affairs. He suggested several solutions, approved some plans that Owen put forward, and with his support and advice, he really helped lift the burden from the shoulders of that troubled representative of my father's business.

As I was an idle spectator on this occasion, and, perhaps, as I showed some inclination more than once to return to the prohibited, and apparently the puzzling subject of Mr. Campbell, Mr. Jarvie dismissed me with little formality, with an advice to “gang up the gate to the college, where I wad find some chields could speak Greek and Latin weel—at least they got plenty o' siller for doing deil haet else, if they didna do that; and where I might read a spell o' the worthy Mr. Zachary Boyd's translation o' the Scriptures—better poetry need nane to be, as he had been tell'd by them that ken'd or suld hae ken'd about sic things.” But he seasoned this dismission with a kind and hospitable invitation “to come back and take part o' his family-chack at ane preceesely—there wad be a leg o' mutton, and, it might be, a tup's head, for they were in season;” but above all, I was to return at “ane o'clock preceesely—it was the hour he and the deacon his father aye dined at—they pat it off for naething nor for naebody.”

Since I was just a passive observer this time, and maybe because I showed some interest more than once in returning to the forbidden and seemingly confusing topic of Mr. Campbell, Mr. Jarvie let me go with little formality, advising me to “head up to the college, where I would find some guys who could speak Greek and Latin well—at least they get plenty of money for doing nothing else, if they don't do that; and where I might read a bit of the esteemed Mr. Zachary Boyd's translation of the Scriptures—no better poetry needed, as he had been told by those who knew or should have known about such things.” But he topped off this dismissal with a warm and friendly invitation “to come back and join his family meal at one precisely—there would be a leg of mutton, and maybe a ram’s head, since they were in season;” but most importantly, I was to return at “one o'clock sharp—it was the time he and the deacon, his father, always had dinner—they did it for nothing and for no one.”





CHAPTER EIGHTH.

              So stands the Thracian herdsman with his spear
              Full in the gap, and hopes the hunted bear;
              And hears him in the rustling wood, and sees
              His course at distance by the bending trees,
                  And thinks—Here comes my mortal enemy,
                  And either he must fall in fight, or I.
                                         Palamon and Arcite.
              So stands the Thracian shepherd with his spear
              right in the gap, hoping for the hunted bear;
              He hears it in the rustling woods and sees
              its path from afar by the bending trees,
                  and thinks—Here comes my deadly enemy,
                  and either he must fall in battle, or I. 
                                         Palamon and Arcite.

I took the route towards the college, as recommended by Mr. Jarvie, less with the intention of seeking for any object of interest or amusement, than to arrange my own ideas, and meditate on my future conduct. I wandered from one quadrangle of old-fashioned buildings to another, and from thence to the College-yards, or walking ground, where, pleased with the solitude of the place, most of the students being engaged in their classes, I took several turns, pondering on the waywardness of my own destiny.

I headed toward the college as Mr. Jarvie suggested, not really to look for anything interesting or entertaining, but to sort out my thoughts and think about my future. I strolled from one courtyard of old buildings to another, and then to the college yards, or walking areas, where I enjoyed the peace since most of the students were in class. I walked around for a while, contemplating the unpredictability of my own fate.

I could not doubt, from the circumstances attending my first meeting with this person Campbell, that he was engaged in some strangely desperate courses; and the reluctance with which Mr. Jarvie alluded to his person or pursuits, as well as all the scene of the preceding night, tended to confirm these suspicions. Yet to this man Diana Vernon had not, it would seem, hesitated to address herself in my behalf; and the conduct of the magistrate himself towards him showed an odd mixture of kindness, and even respect, with pity and censure. Something there must be uncommon in Campbell's situation and character; and what was still more extraordinary, it seemed that his fate was doomed to have influence over, and connection with, my own. I resolved to bring Mr. Jarvie to close quarters on the first proper opportunity, and learn as much as was possible on the subject of this mysterious person, in order that I might judge whether it was possible for me, without prejudice to my reputation, to hold that degree of farther correspondence with him to which he seemed to invite.

I couldn't help but feel, based on the situation during my first meeting with this guy Campbell, that he was involved in some pretty desperate stuff. Mr. Jarvie's reluctance to talk about him or what he was up to, along with everything that happened the night before, just reinforced my suspicions. Still, it seemed that Diana Vernon didn’t hesitate to reach out to him on my behalf; the way the magistrate treated him showed a strange mix of kindness and respect, alongside pity and criticism. There had to be something unusual about Campbell's situation and character. Even more surprising was the fact that his fate seemed connected to mine. I decided to confront Mr. Jarvie when the chance arose, to find out as much as I could about this mysterious man, so I could determine if it would be acceptable for me to maintain the level of contact with him that he seemed to be suggesting.

While I was musing on these subjects, my attention was attracted by three persons who appeared at the upper end of the walk through which I was sauntering, seemingly engaged in very earnest conversation. That intuitive impression which announces to us the approach of whomsoever we love or hate with intense vehemence, long before a more indifferent eye can recognise their persons, flashed upon my mind the sure conviction that the midmost of these three men was Rashleigh Osbaldistone. To address him was my first impulse;—my second was, to watch him until he was alone, or at least to reconnoitre his companions before confronting him. The party was still at such distance, and engaged in such deep discourse, that I had time to step unobserved to the other side of a small hedge, which imperfectly screened the alley in which I was walking. It was at this period the fashion of the young and gay to wear, in their morning walks, a scarlet cloak, often laced and embroidered, above their other dress, and it was the trick of the time for gallants occasionally to dispose it so as to muffle a part of the face. The imitating this fashion, with the degree of shelter which I received from the hedge, enabled me to meet my cousin, unobserved by him or the others, except perhaps as a passing stranger. I was not a little startled at recognising in his companions that very Morris on whose account I had been summoned before Justice Inglewood, and Mr. MacVittie the merchant, from whose starched and severe aspect I had recoiled on the preceding day.

While I was thinking about these things, I noticed three people at the far end of the path I was strolling along, seemingly deep in conversation. I had a strong instinct that the one in the middle was Rashleigh Osbaldistone, a feeling that came to me long before a more casual observer could recognize them. My first urge was to approach him; my second was to watch him until he was alone, or at least get a look at his companions before facing him. They were still far enough away and engaged in such serious discussion that I had time to quietly move to the other side of a small hedge that partially shielded the path I was on. Back then, it was trendy for young people to wear a red cloak, often laced and embroidered, over their clothes during morning walks, and it was common for fashionable guys to position it to cover part of their face. By mimicking this trend and taking advantage of the cover from the hedge, I was able to approach my cousin without being seen by him or the others, except maybe as a passing stranger. I was quite surprised to see that one of his companions was the very Morris who had summoned me before Justice Inglewood, and Mr. MacVittie, the merchant, whose stiff and serious demeanor had made me pull back the day before.

A more ominous conjunction to my own affairs, and those of my father, could scarce have been formed. I remembered Morris's false accusation against me, which he might be as easily induced to renew as he had been intimidated to withdraw; I recollected the inauspicious influence of MacVittie over my father's affairs, testified by the imprisonment of Owen;—and I now saw both these men combined with one, whose talent for mischief I deemed little inferior to those of the great author of all ill, and my abhorrence of whom almost amounted to dread.

A more troubling connection to my own problems and my father's could hardly have been made. I recalled Morris's false accusation against me, which he could easily be persuaded to repeat just as he had been scared into retracting it; I remembered the negative impact of MacVittie on my father's situation, evidenced by Owen's imprisonment; and now I saw both of these men teaming up with someone whose knack for causing trouble I thought was hardly less than that of the ultimate source of all evil, and my disgust for him was almost like fear.

When they had passed me for some paces, I turned and followed them unobserved. At the end of the walk they separated, Morris and MacVittie leaving the gardens, and Rashleigh returning alone through the walks. I was now determined to confront him, and demand reparation for the injuries he had done my father, though in what form redress was likely to be rendered remained to be known. This, however, I trusted to chance; and flinging back the cloak in which I was muffled, I passed through a gap of the low hedge, and presented myself before Rashleigh, as, in a deep reverie, he paced down the avenue.

After they walked ahead of me for a bit, I turned and quietly followed them. At the end of the path, they split up, with Morris and MacVittie leaving the gardens and Rashleigh heading back alone through the paths. I was now set on confronting him and demanding some kind of compensation for the harm he had done to my father, although I wasn't sure how that would actually happen. I decided to leave that to fate; so, pulling off the cloak I was wrapped in, I slipped through a gap in the low hedge and stood in front of Rashleigh as he walked down the avenue, lost in thought.

Rashleigh was no man to be surprised or thrown off his guard by sudden occurrences. Yet he did not find me thus close to him, wearing undoubtedly in my face the marks of that indignation which was glowing in my bosom, without visibly starting at an apparition so sudden and menacing.

Rashleigh was not a man to be surprised or caught off guard by unexpected events. Still, he did not expect to see me so close, with unmistakable signs of the anger burning inside me, without showing clear shock at such a sudden and threatening appearance.

“You are well met, sir,” was my commencement; “I was about to take a long and doubtful journey in quest of you.”

“You are well met, sir,” I began; “I was just about to embark on a long and uncertain journey to find you.”

“You know little of him you sought then,” replied Rashleigh, with his usual undaunted composure. “I am easily found by my friends—still more easily by my foes;—your manner compels me to ask in which class I must rank Mr. Francis Osbaldistone?”

“You know very little about him whom you sought then,” replied Rashleigh, with his usual calm demeanor. “I’m easy to find for my friends—and even easier for my enemies; your behavior makes me ask which category I should place Mr. Francis Osbaldistone in?”

“In that of your foes, sir,” I answered—“in that of your mortal foes, unless you instantly do justice to your benefactor, my father, by accounting for his property.”

“In that of your enemies, sir,” I answered—“in that of your mortal enemies, unless you immediately make things right with your benefactor, my father, by settling up his property.”

“And to whom, Mr. Osbaldistone,” answered Rashleigh, “am I, a member of your father's commercial establishment, to be compelled to give any account of my proceedings in those concerns, which are in every respect identified with my own?—Surely not to a young gentleman whose exquisite taste for literature would render such discussions disgusting and unintelligible.”

“And to whom, Mr. Osbaldistone,” Rashleigh replied, “am I, a member of your father’s business, required to justify my actions in matters that are completely intertwined with my own? Surely, not to a young man whose refined taste in literature would make such discussions repulsive and incomprehensible.”

“Your sneer, sir, is no answer; I will not part with you until I have full satisfaction concerning the fraud you meditate—you shall go with me before a magistrate.”

“Your sneer, sir, doesn’t answer anything; I won’t let you go until I get complete satisfaction about the fraud you’re planning—you will come with me to a magistrate.”

“Be it so,” said Rashleigh, and made a step or two as if to accompany me; then pausing, proceeded—“Were I inclined to do so as you would have me, you should soon feel which of us had most reason to dread the presence of a magistrate. But I have no wish to accelerate your fate. Go, young man! amuse yourself in your world of poetical imaginations, and leave the business of life to those who understand and can conduct it.”

“Alright,” Rashleigh said, taking a couple of steps as if to follow me; then he paused and continued, “If I wanted to do what you suggest, you would quickly realize who has more reason to fear a magistrate’s presence. But I don’t want to hurry your fate. Go, young man! Enjoy yourself in your world of poetic fantasies, and let the practical matters of life be handled by those who know how to manage them.”

His intention, I believe, was to provoke me, and he succeeded. “Mr. Osbaldistone,” I said, “this tone of calm insolence shall not avail you. You ought to be aware that the name we both bear never submitted to insult, and shall not in my person be exposed to it.”

His intention, I think, was to provoke me, and he succeeded. “Mr. Osbaldistone,” I said, “this calm and rude tone won’t work in your favor. You should know that the name we both carry has never backed down from an insult, and I won’t let it be insulted in my presence.”

“You remind me,” said Rashleigh, with one of his blackest looks, “that it was dishonoured in my person!—and you remind me also by whom! Do you think I have forgotten the evening at Osbaldistone Hall when you cheaply and with impunity played the bully at my expense? For that insult—never to be washed out but by blood!—for the various times you have crossed my path, and always to my prejudice—for the persevering folly with which you seek to traverse schemes, the importance of which you neither know nor are capable of estimating,—for all these, sir, you owe me a long account, for which there shall come an early day of reckoning.”

“You remind me,” Rashleigh said with one of his darkest glares, “that it was dishonored because of me!—and you also remind me of who did it! Do you think I’ve forgotten that night at Osbaldistone Hall when you casually and without consequence acted like a bully at my expense? For that insult—one that can only be wiped away with blood!—for all the times you’ve gotten in my way, always to my detriment—for the stubborn foolishness with which you try to disrupt plans that you don’t understand or can’t value—because of all this, sir, you owe me a long list to settle, and the time for that reckoning will come soon.”

“Let it come when it will,” I replied, “I shall be willing and ready to meet it. Yet you seem to have forgotten the heaviest article—that I had the pleasure to aid Miss Vernon's good sense and virtuous feeling in extricating her from your infamous toils.”

“Let it come when it comes,” I replied, “I'll be ready and willing to face it. But it seems you've forgotten the most important thing—that I had the pleasure of helping Miss Vernon use her good sense and strong morals to escape your wicked traps.”

I think his dark eyes flashed actual fire at this home-taunt, and yet his voice retained the same calm expressive tone with which he had hitherto conducted the conversation.

I think his dark eyes lit up with actual fire at this home-taunt, and yet his voice kept the same calm, expressive tone he had used throughout the conversation.

“I had other views with respect to you, young man,” was his answer: “less hazardous for you, and more suitable to my present character and former education. But I see you will draw on yourself the personal chastisement your boyish insolence so well merits. Follow me to a more remote spot, where we are less likely to be interrupted.”

“I had different opinions about you, young man,” he replied. “Ones that are less risky for you and more fitting for my current character and past education. But I can see you’re going to invite the kind of punishment your childish arrogance truly deserves. Follow me to a more secluded place, where we’re less likely to be disturbed.”

I followed him accordingly, keeping a strict eye on his motions, for I believed him capable of the very worst actions. We reached an open spot in a sort of wilderness, laid out in the Dutch taste, with clipped hedges, and one or two statues. I was on my guard, and it was well with me that I was so; for Rashleigh's sword was out and at my breast ere I could throw down my cloak, or get my weapon unsheathed, so that I only saved my life by springing a pace or two backwards. He had some advantage in the difference of our weapons; for his sword, as I recollect, was longer than mine, and had one of those bayonet or three-cornered blades which are now generally worn; whereas mine was what we then called a Saxon blade—narrow, flat, and two-edged, and scarcely so manageable as that of my enemy. In other respects we were pretty equally matched: for what advantage I might possess in superior address and agility, was fully counterbalanced by Rashleigh's great strength and coolness. He fought, indeed, more like a fiend than a man—with concentrated spite and desire of blood, only allayed by that cool consideration which made his worst actions appear yet worse from the air of deliberate premeditation which seemed to accompany them. His obvious malignity of purpose never for a moment threw him off his guard, and he exhausted every feint and stratagem proper to the science of defence; while, at the same time, he meditated the most desperate catastrophe to our rencounter.

I followed him closely, watching his every move because I believed he was capable of doing the absolute worst. We arrived at an open area in a sort of wilderness, designed in a Dutch style, with trimmed hedges and a couple of statues. I was cautious, and it turned out to be a good thing I was because Rashleigh had his sword out and pointed at my chest before I could even drop my cloak or draw my weapon. I barely saved my life by jumping back a step or two. He had an advantage with our different weapons; his sword was longer than mine and had one of those bayonet or triangular blades that are common now, while mine was what we used to call a Saxon blade—narrow, flat, and double-edged, not as easy to handle as his. In other ways, we were pretty evenly matched: any advantage I had in skill and agility was balanced out by Rashleigh's strength and composure. He fought more like a beast than a human—with intense hatred and a thirst for blood, only tempered by the cool calculation that made his worst actions seem even worse due to the deliberate planning behind them. His clear malice never once let him drop his guard, and he used every feint and tactic from the art of defense, all while plotting the most desperate outcome for our confrontation.

On my part, the combat was at first sustained with more moderation. My passions, though hasty, were not malevolent; and the walk of two or three minutes' space gave me time to reflect that Rashleigh was my father's nephew, the son of an uncle, who after his fashion had been kind to me, and that his falling by my hand could not but occasion much family distress. My first resolution, therefore, was to attempt to disarm my antagonist—a manoeuvre in which, confiding in my superiority of skill and practice, I anticipated little difficulty. I found, however, I had met my match; and one or two foils which I received, and from the consequences of which I narrowly escaped, obliged me to observe more caution in my mode of fighting. By degrees I became exasperated at the rancour with which Rashleigh sought my life, and returned his passes with an inveteracy resembling in some degree his own; so that the combat had all the appearance of being destined to have a tragic issue. That issue had nearly taken place at my expense. My foot slipped in a full lounge which I made at my adversary, and I could not so far recover myself as completely to parry the thrust with which my pass was repaid. Yet it took but partial effect, running through my waistcoat, grazing my ribs, and passing through my coat behind. The hilt of Rashleigh's sword, so great was the vigour of his thrust, struck against my breast with such force as to give me great pain, and confirm me in the momentary belief that I was mortally wounded. Eager for revenge, I grappled with my enemy, seizing with my left hand the hilt of his sword, and shortening my own with the purpose of running him through the body. Our death-grapple was interrupted by a man who forcibly threw himself between us, and pushing us separate from each other, exclaimed, in a loud and commanding voice, “What! the sons of those fathers who sucked the same breast shedding each others bluid as it were strangers'!—By the hand of my father, I will cleave to the brisket the first man that mints another stroke!”

At first, I approached the fight more calmly. My emotions, though quick to rise, weren’t ill-intentioned; the two or three minutes I took to walk allowed me to realize that Rashleigh was my father's nephew, the son of an uncle who, in his own way, had been kind to me. I knew that harming him would only cause a lot of distress for the family. So, my first plan was to try to disarm him—a move I thought would be easy, given my superior skill and experience. However, I quickly discovered that he was just as skilled as I was. After taking a couple of blows that I barely managed to escape from, I had to be more careful in my fighting. Gradually, I became frustrated with Rashleigh's fierce attempt to kill me, and I retaliated with a similar intensity. It seemed like the fight was headed for a tragic outcome. It almost was, as I slipped during a full lunge at him and couldn't fully deflect the strike he returned. Although it only partially hit me, going through my waistcoat, grazing my ribs, and exiting my coat behind, the force of his sword's hilt slammed into my chest, causing me significant pain and leading me to believe I was fatally wounded. Driven by a desire for revenge, I grabbed my enemy, with my left hand clutching the hilt of his sword while I shortened my own, ready to stab him. Our struggle was suddenly interrupted by a man who forcefully stepped between us and, pushing us apart, shouted in a loud, commanding voice, “What? The sons of those fathers who nursed from the same breast fighting each other like strangers? By my father’s hand, I will split the first man who throws another blow!”

I looked up in astonishment. The speaker was no other than Campbell. He had a basket-hilted broadsword drawn in his hand, which he made to whistle around his head as he spoke, as if for the purpose of enforcing his mediation. Rashleigh and I stared in silence at this unexpected intruder, who proceeded to exhort us alternately:—“Do you, Maister Francis, opine that ye will re-establish your father's credit by cutting your kinsman's thrapple, or getting your ain sneckit instead thereof in the College-yards of Glasgow?—Or do you, Mr Rashleigh, think men will trust their lives and fortunes wi' ane, that, when in point of trust and in point of confidence wi' a great political interest, gangs about brawling like a drunken gillie?—Nay, never look gash or grim at me, man—if ye're angry, ye ken how to turn the buckle o' your belt behind you.”

I looked up in shock. The speaker was none other than Campbell. He had a basket-hilted broadsword drawn in his hand, which he swung around his head as he spoke, almost as if to enforce his point. Rashleigh and I stared in silence at this unexpected intruder, who then alternated in advising us: “Do you, Master Francis, really think you’ll restore your father’s reputation by slicing your kinsman’s throat or getting your own instead in the college yards of Glasgow?—Or do you, Mr. Rashleigh, believe people will trust their lives and fortunes with someone who, when it comes to trust and confidence with a significant political interest, stumbles around like a drunken servant?—Now, don’t look so serious or grim at me, man—if you’re angry, you know how to adjust your belt behind you.”

“You presume on my present situation,” replied Rashleigh, “or you would have hardly dared to interfere where my honour is concerned.”

“You're taking advantage of my current situation,” Rashleigh replied, “or you wouldn't have had the guts to get involved when it comes to my honor.”

Rob Roy Parting the Duelists

“Hout! tout! tout!—Presume? And what for should it be presuming?—Ye may be the richer man, Mr. Osbaldistone, as is maist likely; and ye may be the mair learned man, whilk I dispute not: but I reckon ye are neither a prettier man nor a better gentleman than mysell—and it will be news to me when I hear ye are as gude. And dare too? Muckle daring there's about it—I trow, here I stand, that hae slashed as het a haggis as ony o' the twa o' ye, and thought nae muckle o' my morning's wark when it was dune. If my foot were on the heather as it's on the causeway, or this pickle gravel, that's little better, I hae been waur mistrysted than if I were set to gie ye baith your ser'ing o't.”

“Hey! Hey! Hey! — Presume? And why should I presume? — You might be the richer man, Mr. Osbaldistone, which is very likely; and you might be the more educated man, which I won’t argue against: but I think you are neither a better-looking man nor a better gentleman than I am — and it will surprise me when I hear that you are as good. And how about daring? There’s not much daring in that, I suppose; here I am, I've tackled as tough a haggis as either of you two, and didn’t think much of my morning’s work once it was done. If my foot were on the heather like it is on the cobblestones, or this little gravel, which is hardly better, I have been underestimated more than if I were set to serve you both.”

Rashleigh had by this time recovered his temper completely. “My kinsman,” he said, “will acknowledge he forced this quarrel on me. It was none of my seeking. I am glad we are interrupted before I chastised his forwardness more severely.”

Rashleigh had completely regained his temper by this point. “My relative,” he said, “will admit that he started this argument with me. I wasn’t looking for trouble. I’m glad we were interrupted before I dealt with his boldness more harshly.”

“Are ye hurt, lad?” inquired Campbell of me, with some appearance of interest.

“Are you hurt, kid?” Campbell asked me, looking somewhat interested.

“A very slight scratch,” I answered, “which my kind cousin would not long have boasted of had not you come between us.”

"A tiny scratch," I replied, "that my generous cousin wouldn't have bragged about for long if you hadn't stepped in."

“In troth, and that's true, Maister Rashleigh,” said Campbell; “for the cauld iron and your best bluid were like to hae become acquaint when I mastered Mr. Frank's right hand. But never look like a sow playing upon a trump for the luve of that, man—come and walk wi' me. I hae news to tell ye, and ye'll cool and come to yourself, like MacGibbon's crowdy, when he set it out at the window-bole.”

“In truth, and that's true, Master Rashleigh,” said Campbell; “for the cold iron and your best blood were likely to have become familiar when I got hold of Mr. Frank's right hand. But don’t look like a pig trying to play the trumpet over that, man—come and walk with me. I have news to share with you, and you'll cool off and feel more yourself, like MacGibbon's porridge when he set it out at the window.”

“Pardon me, sir,” said I. “Your intentions have seemed friendly to me on more occasions than one; but I must not, and will not, quit sight of this person until he yields up to me those means of doing justice to my father's engagements, of which he has treacherously possessed himself.”

“Excuse me, sir,” I said. “Your intentions have seemed friendly to me more than once; but I cannot and will not take my eyes off this person until he gives me the means to fulfill my father's obligations, which he has deceitfully kept for himself.”

“Ye're daft, man,” replied Campbell; “it will serve ye naething to follow us e'enow; ye hae just enow o' ae man—wad ye bring twa on your head, and might bide quiet?”

"You're crazy, man," replied Campbell; "it won't do you any good to follow us right now; you have just enough trouble with one man—would you really want to take on two, and you might as well just stay calm?"

“Twenty,” I replied, “if it be necessary.”

"Twenty," I said, "if that’s what’s needed."

I laid my hand on Rashleigh's collar, who made no resistance, but said, with a sort of scornful smile, “You hear him, MacGregor! he rushes on his fate—will it be my fault if he falls into it?—The warrants are by this time ready, and all is prepared.”

I placed my hand on Rashleigh's collar, and he didn’t resist. With a sort of sneering smile, he said, “You hear him, MacGregor! He's rushing towards his fate—will it be my fault if he ends up in it? The warrants are ready by now, and everything is set.”

The Scotchman was obviously embarrassed. He looked around, and before, and behind him, and then said—“The ne'er a bit will I yield my consent to his being ill-guided for standing up for the father that got him—and I gie God's malison and mine to a' sort o' magistrates, justices, bailies., sheriffs, sheriff-officers, constables, and sic-like black cattle, that hae been the plagues o' puir auld Scotland this hunder year.—it was a merry warld when every man held his ain gear wi' his ain grip, and when the country side wasna fashed wi' warrants and poindings and apprizings, and a' that cheatry craft. And ance mair I say it, my conscience winna see this puir thoughtless lad ill-guided, and especially wi' that sort o' trade. I wad rather ye fell till't again, and fought it out like douce honest men.”

The Scotsman was clearly embarrassed. He looked around, then in front of him, then behind him, and finally said, “I will absolutely not agree to him being misled for defending the father who raised him—and I give God's curse and my own to all sorts of magistrates, justices, bailiffs, sheriffs, sheriff deputies, constables, and those kinds of lowlifes, who have been the plagues of poor old Scotland for a hundred years. It was a happier world when every man had his own possessions in his own hands, and when the countryside wasn’t troubled with warrants, seizures, and all that cheating nonsense. And once again I say, my conscience won’t allow this poor careless kid to be misled, especially with that kind of work. I would rather you fell to it again and sorted it out like decent honest men.”

“Your conscience, MacGregor!” said Rashleigh; “you forget how long you and I have known each other.”

“Your conscience, MacGregor!” Rashleigh said. “You forget how long you and I have known each other.”

“Yes, my conscience,” reiterated Campbell, or MacGregor, or whatever was his name; “I hae such a thing about me, Maister Osbaldistone; and therein it may weel chance that I hae the better o' you. As to our knowledge of each other,—if ye ken what I am, ye ken what usage it was made me what I am; and, whatever you may think, I would not change states with the proudest of the oppressors that hae driven me to tak the heather-bush for a beild. What you are, Maister Rashleigh, and what excuse ye hae for being what you are, is between your ain heart and the lang day.—And now, Maister Francis, let go his collar; for he says truly, that ye are in mair danger from a magistrate than he is, and were your cause as straight as an arrow, he wad find a way to put you wrang—So let go his craig, as I was saying.”

"Yes, my conscience," Campbell, or MacGregor, or whatever his name was, repeated, "I have something like that within me, Mr. Osbaldistone; and it might very well be that I'm better off than you. As for what we know about each other—if you know what I am, you know what made me this way; and, no matter what you think, I wouldn't trade places with the proudest of the oppressors who forced me to take refuge in the heather. What you are, Mr. Rashleigh, and what justification you have for being what you are, is between you and your own heart for a long time to come.—And now, Mr. Francis, let go of his collar; for he is right that you're in more danger from a magistrate than he is, and even if your cause were as clear as an arrow, he would find a way to make it look wrong—So let go of his neck, as I was saying."

He seconded his words with an effort so sudden and unexpected, that he freed Rashleigh from my hold, and securing me, notwithstanding my struggles, in his own Herculean gripe, he called out—“Take the bent, Mr. Rashleigh—Make ae pair o' legs worth twa pair o' hands; ye hae dune that before now.”

He backed up his words with such a sudden and unexpected force that he freed Rashleigh from my grip, and despite my struggles, he secured me in his own powerful hold. He shouted, “Take the chance, Mr. Rashleigh—Make one pair of legs worth two pairs of hands; you've done it before.”

“You may thank this gentleman, kinsman,” said Rashleigh, “if I leave any part of my debt to you unpaid; and if I quit you now, it is only in the hope we shall soon meet again without the possibility of interruption.”

“You can thank this guy, relative,” said Rashleigh, “if I leave any part of my debt to you unpaid; and if I’m leaving you now, it’s only because I hope we’ll meet again soon without any chance of interruption.”

He took up his sword, wiped it, sheathed it, and was lost among the bushes.

He picked up his sword, cleaned it, put it away, and vanished into the bushes.

The Scotchman, partly by force, partly by remonstrance, prevented my following him; indeed I began to be of opinion my doing so would be to little purpose.

The Scotsman, partly by force and partly by argument, stopped me from following him; in fact, I started to think that doing so would be pointless.

“As I live by bread,” said Campbell, when, after one or two struggles in which he used much forbearance towards me, he perceived me inclined to stand quiet, “I never saw sae daft a callant! I wad hae gien the best man in the country the breadth o' his back gin he had gien me sic a kemping as ye hae dune. What wad ye do?—Wad ye follow the wolf to his den? I tell ye, man, he has the auld trap set for ye—He has got the collector-creature Morris to bring up a' the auld story again, and ye maun look for nae help frae me here, as ye got at Justice Inglewood's;—it isna good for my health to come in the gate o' the whigamore bailie bodies. Now gang your ways hame, like a gude bairn—jouk and let the jaw gae by—Keep out o' sight o' Rashleigh, and Morris, and that MacVittie animal—Mind the Clachan of Aberfoil, as I said before, and by the word of a gentleman, I wunna see ye wranged. But keep a calm sough till we meet again—I maun gae and get Rashleigh out o' the town afore waur comes o't, for the neb o' him's never out o' mischief—Mind the Clachan of Aberfoil.”

“As I live by bread,” said Campbell, after one or two struggles in which he showed a lot of patience towards me, noticing that I was inclined to stay quiet, “I’ve never seen such a crazy kid! I would have given the best man in the country a hard time if he had treated me like you have. What would you do? Would you follow the wolf to his den? I tell you, man, he’s got an old trap set for you—He’s got that collector, Morris, to bring up all the old stories again, and you shouldn’t expect any help from me here, like you got at Justice Inglewood’s;—it’s not good for my health to go near those whigamore bailies. Now go home, like a good child—duck down and let the talk go by—Keep out of sight of Rashleigh, and Morris, and that MacVittie guy—Remember the Clachan of Aberfoil, as I said before, and I swear as a gentleman, I won’t let you be wronged. But stay calm till we meet again—I need to go and get Rashleigh out of town before things get worse, because he’s always getting into trouble—Remember the Clachan of Aberfoil.”

He turned upon his heel, and left me to meditate on the singular events which had befallen me. My first care was to adjust my dress and reassume my cloak, disposing it so as to conceal the blood which flowed down my right side. I had scarcely accomplished this, when, the classes of the college being dismissed, the gardens began to be filled with parties of the students. I therefore left them as soon as possible; and in my way towards Mr. Jarvie's, whose dinner hour was now approaching, I stopped at a small unpretending shop, the sign of which intimated the indweller to be Christopher Neilson, surgeon and apothecary. I requested of a little boy who was pounding some stuff in a mortar, that he would procure me an audience of this learned pharmacopolist. He opened the door of the back shop, where I found a lively elderly man, who shook his head incredulously at some idle account I gave him of having been wounded accidentally by the button breaking off my antagonist's foil while I was engaged in a fencing match. When he had applied some lint and somewhat else he thought proper to the trifling wound I had received, he observed—“There never was button on the foil that made this hurt. Ah! young blood! young blood!—But we surgeons are a secret generation—If it werena for hot blood and ill blood, what wad become of the twa learned faculties?”

He turned on his heel and left me to think about the strange events that had just happened to me. My first priority was to fix my clothes and put my cloak back on, arranging it to cover the blood that was dripping down my right side. I had barely managed to do this when, with the college classes dismissed, the gardens started filling up with groups of students. So, I quickly left the area; on my way to Mr. Jarvie's, whose dinner hour was approaching, I stopped by a small, unassuming shop with a sign that read Christopher Neilson, surgeon and apothecary. I asked a little boy who was pounding something in a mortar if he could get me in to see this knowledgeable pharmacist. He opened the door to the back shop, where I found a lively elderly man who shook his head skeptically at the flimsy excuse I gave him about being accidentally wounded when a button snapped off my opponent's foil during a fencing match. After he applied some lint and a few other things he deemed necessary for the minor wound I had, he remarked, "There was never a button on the foil that caused this injury. Ah! young blood! young blood!—But we surgeons are a discreet bunch—If it weren't for hot blood and bad blood, what would happen to the two learned professions?"

With which moral reflection he dismissed me; and I experienced very little pain or inconvenience afterwards from the scratch I had received.

With that moral insight, he let me go; and I felt very little pain or discomfort afterwards from the scratch I had gotten.





CHAPTER NINTH.

              An iron race the mountain-cliffs maintain,
                  Foes to the gentler genius of the plain.
                                *******
              Who while their rocky ramparts round they see,
                  The rough abode of want and liberty,
              As lawless force from confidence will grow,
                 Insult the plenty of the vales below.
                                                   Gray.
              A tough breed keeps watch over the mountain cliffs, 
                  Enemies of the softer spirit of the plains. 
                                ******* 
              As they gaze upon their rocky fortifications, 
                  The harsh home of struggle and freedom, 
              Just as unchecked power arises from arrogance, 
                  They mock the abundance of the valleys below. 
                                                   Gray.

“What made ye sae late?” said Mr. Jarvie, as I entered the dining-parlour of that honest gentleman; “it is chappit ane the best feek o' five minutes by-gane. Mattie has been twice at the door wi' the dinner, and weel for you it was a tup's head, for that canna suffer by delay. A sheep's head ower muckle boiled is rank poison, as my worthy father used to say—he likit the lug o' ane weel, honest man.”

“What made you so late?” Mr. Jarvie asked as I walked into the dining room of that honest gentleman. “It’s already been five minutes past the set time. Mattie has knocked on the door with dinner twice, and you’re lucky it was a sheep's head because that can’t be left waiting. A sheep's head that’s overcooked is terrible, as my good father used to say—he really enjoyed the ear of one, that honest man.”

I made a suitable apology for my breach of punctuality, and was soon seated at table, where Mr. Jarvie presided with great glee and hospitality, compelling, however, Owen and myself to do rather more justice to the Scottish dainties with which his board was charged, than was quite agreeable to our southern palates. I escaped pretty well, from having those habits of society which enable one to elude this species of well-meant persecution. But it was ridiculous enough to see Owen, whose ideas of politeness were more rigorous and formal, and who was willing, in all acts of lawful compliance, to evince his respect for the friend of the firm, eating with rueful complaisance mouthful after mouthful of singed wool, and pronouncing it excellent, in a tone in which disgust almost overpowered civility.

I offered a sincere apology for being late and soon found myself at the table, where Mr. Jarvie was in a great mood and very welcoming. However, he insisted that Owen and I eat more of the Scottish delicacies spread out before us than our southern tastes found comfortable. I managed to get by without too much trouble because I had those social skills that let one dodge this kind of well-meaning pressure. But it was quite amusing to see Owen, who had a more rigid and formal idea of politeness, struggling to show his respect for the firm's friend as he reluctantly ate bite after bite of charred meat, all the while insisting it was excellent, though his expression revealed disgust nearly overcame his courtesy.

When the cloth was removed, Mr. Jarvie compounded with his own hands a very small bowl of brandy-punch, the first which I had ever the fortune to see.

When the cloth was taken away, Mr. Jarvie mixed together a very small bowl of brandy punch with his own hands, the first one I had ever had the chance to see.

“The limes,” he assured us, “were from his own little farm yonder-awa” (indicating the West Indies with a knowing shrug of his shoulders), “and he had learned the art of composing the liquor from auld Captain Coffinkey, who acquired it,” he added in a whisper, “'as maist folk thought, among the Buccaniers. But it's excellent liquor,” said he, helping us round; “and good ware has aften come frae a wicked market. And as for Captain Coffinkey, he was a decent man when I kent him, only he used to swear awfully—But he's dead, and gaen to his account, and I trust he's accepted—I trust he's accepted.”

“The limes,” he assured us, “were from his own little farm over there” (pointing to the West Indies with a knowing shrug of his shoulders), “and he learned how to make the drink from old Captain Coffinkey, who got it,” he added in a whisper, “as most people thought, among the Buccaneers. But it's excellent liquor,” he said, pouring us a drink; “and good stuff often comes from a sketchy place. And as for Captain Coffinkey, he was a decent guy when I knew him, he just used to swear a lot—But he's dead now and gone to his maker, and I hope he's been accepted—I hope he's been accepted.”

We found the liquor exceedingly palatable, and it led to a long conversation between Owen and our host on the opening which the Union had afforded to trade between Glasgow and the British Colonies in America and the West Indies, and on the facilities which Glasgow possessed of making up sortable cargoes for that market. Mr. Jarvie answered some objection which Owen made on the difficulty of sorting a cargo for America, without buying from England, with vehemence and volubility.

We found the liquor very enjoyable, which sparked a long conversation between Owen and our host about the opportunities the Union had created for trade between Glasgow and the British Colonies in America and the West Indies, as well as Glasgow's advantages in preparing suitable cargoes for that market. Mr. Jarvie passionately and fluently addressed some objections Owen raised regarding the challenges of sorting a cargo for America without purchasing from England.

“Na, na, sir, we stand on our ain bottom—we pickle in our ain pock-neuk—We hae our Stirling serges, Musselburgh stuffs, Aberdeen hose, Edinburgh shalloons, and the like, for our woollen or worsted goods—and we hae linens of a' kinds better and cheaper than you hae in Lunnon itsell—and we can buy your north o' England wares, as Manchester wares, Sheffield wares, and Newcastle earthenware, as cheap as you can at Liverpool—And we are making a fair spell at cottons and muslins—Na, na! let every herring hing by its ain head, and every sheep by its ain shank, and ye'll find, sir, us Glasgow folk no sae far ahint but what we may follow.—This is but poor entertainment for you, Mr. Osbaldistone” (observing that I had been for some time silent); “but ye ken cadgers maun aye be speaking about cart-saddles.”

"Not at all, sir, we stand on our own ground—we manage our own affairs—we have our Stirling serges, Musselburgh fabrics, Aberdeen stockings, Edinburgh cloth, and similar items for our woolen or worsted goods—and we have linens of all kinds that are better and cheaper than what you have in London itself—and we can buy your Northern England products, like Manchester goods, Sheffield items, and Newcastle pottery, just as cheaply as you can in Liverpool—And we're making good progress with cottons and muslins—No, no! Let every herring hang by its own head, and every sheep by its own leg, and you’ll see, sir, we Glasgow folks are not so far behind that we can’t catch up.—This isn’t much of an entertainment for you, Mr. Osbaldistone” (noticing that I had been silent for a while); “but you know traders always have to talk about their business.”

I apologised, alleging the painful circumstances of my own situation, and the singular adventures of the morning, as the causes of my abstraction and absence of mind. In this manner I gained what I sought—an opportunity of telling my story distinctly and without interruption. I only omitted mentioning the wound I had received, which I did not think worthy of notice. Mr. Jarvie listened with great attention and apparent interest, twinkling his little grey eyes, taking snuff, and only interrupting me by brief interjections. When I came to the account of the rencounter, at which Owen folded his hands and cast up his eyes to Heaven, the very image of woeful surprise, Mr. Jarvie broke in upon the narration with “Wrang now—clean wrang—to draw a sword on your kinsman is inhibited by the laws o' God and man; and to draw a sword on the streets of a royal burgh is punishable by fine and imprisonment—and the College-yards are nae better privileged—they should be a place of peace and quietness, I trow. The College didna get gude L600 a year out o' bishops' rents (sorrow fa' the brood o' bishops and their rents too!), nor yet a lease o' the archbishopric o' Glasgow the sell o't, that they suld let folk tuilzie in their yards, or the wild callants bicker there wi' snaw-ba's as they whiles do, that when Mattie and I gae through, we are fain to make a baik and a bow, or run the risk o' our harns being knocked out—it suld be looked to.*—But come awa'wi' your tale—what fell neist?”

I apologized, saying that the painful circumstances of my own situation and the unusual events of the morning were the reasons for my distraction and absent-mindedness. This way, I got what I wanted—an opportunity to tell my story clearly and without interruption. I only left out the mention of the wound I received, which I didn't think was worth mentioning. Mr. Jarvie listened intently and seemed genuinely interested, twinkling his little grey eyes, taking snuff, and only interrupting me with brief comments. When I reached the part about the encounter, Owen folded his hands and looked up to the heavens, the very picture of dismayed surprise. Mr. Jarvie interrupted my narration with, "Wrong now—completely wrong—to draw a sword on your kinsman is forbidden by the laws of God and man; and to draw a sword in the streets of a royal burgh is punishable by fines and imprisonment—and the College yards aren’t any better off—they should be a place of peace and quiet, I believe. The College doesn’t get a good £600 a year from bishops' rents (curse the lot of bishops and their rents too!), nor do they have a lease from the archbishopric of Glasgow to sell, so that people can fight in their yards, or wild kids throw snowballs there, as they sometimes do, that when Mattie and I walk through, we have to dodge and bow, or risk having our heads knocked off—it should be dealt with.*—But come on with your tale—what happened next?”

* The boys in Scotland used formerly to make a sort of Saturnalia in a snow-storm, by pelting passengers with snowballs. But those exposed to that annoyance were excused from it on the easy penalty of a baik (courtesy) from a female, or a bow from a man. It was only the refractory who underwent the storm.

* The boys in Scotland used to celebrate a kind of Saturnalia during a snowstorm by throwing snowballs at passersby. But those who were targeted could easily avoid it by getting a kind gesture (courtesy) from a woman or a nod from a man. It was only the stubborn ones who faced the storm.

On my mentioning the appearance of Mr. Campbell, Jarvie arose in great surprise, and paced the room, exclaiming, “Robin again!—Robert's mad—clean wud, and waur—Rob will be hanged, and disgrace a' his kindred, and that will be seen and heard tell o'. My father the deacon wrought him his first hose—Od, I am thinking Deacon Threeplie, the rape-spinner, will be twisting his last cravat. Ay, ay, puir Robin is in a fair way o' being hanged—But come awa', come awa'—let's hear the lave o't.”

When I mentioned Mr. Campbell's appearance, Jarvie jumped up in shock and started pacing the room, saying, “Robin again!—Robert's gone mad—completely out of his mind, and worse—Rob is going to be hanged, and it will bring shame to all his family, and people will talk about it. My father the deacon made him his first pair of hose—Oh, I’m sure Deacon Threeplie, the tale-spinner, will be tying his last cravat. Yeah, poor Robin is on the brink of being hanged—But come on, come on—let's hear the rest of it.”

I told the whole story as pointedly as I could; but Mr. Jarvie still found something lacking to make it clear, until I went back, though with considerable reluctance, on the whole story of Morris, and of my meeting with Campbell at the house of Justice Inglewood. Mr. Jarvie inclined a serious ear to all this, and remained silent for some time after I had finished my narrative.

I shared the entire story as clearly as possible, but Mr. Jarvie still felt something was missing to make it understandable. Eventually, I reluctantly went back to the whole tale of Morris and my encounter with Campbell at Justice Inglewood's house. Mr. Jarvie listened seriously to everything and stayed silent for a while after I finished my story.

“Upon all these matters I am now to ask your advice, Mr. Jarvie, which, I have no doubt, will point out the best way to act for my father's advantage and my own honour.”

“On all these issues, I now want to ask for your advice, Mr. Jarvie, which I’m sure will help me figure out the best course of action for my father's benefit and my own reputation.”

“Ye're right, young man—ye're right,” said the Bailie. “Aye take the counsel of those who are aulder and wiser than yourself, and binna like the godless Rehoboam, who took the advice o' a wheen beardless callants, neglecting the auld counsellors who had sate at the feet o' his father Solomon, and, as it was weel put by Mr. Meiklejohn, in his lecture on the chapter, were doubtless partakers of his sapience. But I maun hear naething about honour—we ken naething here but about credit. Honour is a homicide and a bloodspiller, that gangs about making frays in the street; but Credit is a decent honest man, that sits at hame and makes the pat play.”

“You're right, young man—you’re right,” said the Bailie. “Always listen to those who are older and wiser than you, and don’t be like the foolish Rehoboam, who took advice from a bunch of inexperienced kids, ignoring the wise counselors who had served his father Solomon and, as Mr. Meiklejohn pointed out in his lecture on the chapter, likely shared in his wisdom. But I don’t want to hear anything about honor—we know nothing here but credit. Honor is a troublemaker and a troublemaker, causing fights in the street; but Credit is a decent, honest man who stays home and lets things run smoothly.”

“Assuredly, Mr. Jarvie,” said our friend Owen, “credit is the sum total; and if we can but save that, at whatever discount”—

“Definitely, Mr. Jarvie,” said our friend Owen, “credit is everything; and if we can just protect that, no matter the loss”—

“Ye are right, Mr. Owen—ye are right; ye speak weel and wisely; and I trust bowls will row right, though they are a wee ajee e'enow. But touching Robin, I am of opinion he will befriend this young man if it is in his power. He has a gude heart, puir Robin; and though I lost a matter o' twa hundred punds wi' his former engagements, and haena muckle expectation ever to see back my thousand punds Scots that he promises me e'enow, yet I will never say but what Robin means fair by men.”

“You're right, Mr. Owen—you’re absolutely right; you speak well and wisely; and I hope things will turn out okay, even though they're a bit off right now. But regarding Robin, I believe he will help this young man if he can. Robin has a good heart; poor Robin; and even though I lost a couple hundred pounds with his past dealings, and I'm not expecting to ever see back the thousand Scots pounds he promises me now, I will never say that Robin doesn’t mean well by people.”

“I am then to consider him,” I replied, “as an honest man?”

“I should see him as an honest man?” I replied.

“Umph!” replied Jarvie, with a precautionary sort of cough—“Ay, he has a kind o' Hieland honesty—he's honest after a sort, as they say. My father the deacon used aye to laugh when he tauld me how that by-word came up. Ane Captain Costlett was cracking crouse about his loyalty to King Charles, and Clerk Pettigrew (ye'll hae heard mony a tale about him) asked him after what manner he served the king, when he was fighting again him at Wor'ster in Cromwell's army; and Captain Costlett was a ready body, and said that he served him after a sort. My honest father used to laugh weel at that sport—and sae the by-word came up.”

“Umph!” Jarvie replied, clearing his throat a bit. “Yeah, he has a kind of Highland honesty—he's honest in his own way, as they say. My dad, the deacon, used to laugh whenever he told me how that saying came about. There was a Captain Costlett who was boasting about his loyalty to King Charles, and Clerk Pettigrew (you’ve probably heard many stories about him) asked how he served the king when he was fighting against him at Worcester in Cromwell's army. Captain Costlett was quick with his words and said that he served him in his own way. My honest dad would laugh a lot at that joke—and that’s how the saying came to be.”

“But do you think,” I said, “that this man will be able to serve me after a sort, or should I trust myself to this place of rendezvous which he has given me?”

“But do you think,” I said, “that this guy will actually be able to help me out, or should I trust myself to this meeting spot he suggested?”

“Frankly and fairly, it's worth trying. Ye see yourself there's some risk in your staying here. This bit body Morris has gotten a custom-house place doun at Greenock—that's a port on the Firth doun by here; and tho' a' the world kens him to be but a twa-leggit creature, wi' a goose's head and a hen's heart, that goes about on the quay plaguing folk about permits, and cockits, and dockits, and a' that vexatious trade, yet if he lodge an information—ou, nae doubt a man in magisterial duty maun attend to it, and ye might come to be clapped up between four wa's, whilk wad be ill-convenient to your father's affairs.”

“Honestly, it's worth a shot. You can see for yourself that there’s some risk in staying here. This guy Morris has gotten a customs job down at Greenock—that’s a port on the Firth down this way; and even though everyone knows he’s just a two-legged creature with a goose’s head and a hen’s heart, who wanders around the dock bothering people about permits, and rules, and all that annoying stuff, if he files a complaint—oh, there’s no doubt that a person in an official position has to look into it, and you could end up locked up between four walls, which would complicate things for your father’s business.”

“True,” I observed; “yet what service am I likely to render him by leaving Glasgow, which, it is probable, will be the principal scene of Rashleigh's machinations, and committing myself to the doubtful faith of a man of whom I know little but that he fears justice, and has doubtless good reasons for doing so; and that, for some secret, and probably dangerous purpose, he is in close league and alliance with the very person who is like to be the author of our ruin?”

“True,” I said; “but what good will it do me to leave Glasgow, which will likely be the main place where Rashleigh's schemes unfold, and put my trust in a man I hardly know, except that he’s afraid of justice, and he probably has good reasons for that; plus, for some secret and likely dangerous reason, he’s working closely with the very person who could lead to our downfall?”

“Ah, but ye judge Rob hardly,” said the Bailie, “ye judge him hardly, puir chield; and the truth is, that ye ken naething about our hill country, or Hielands, as we ca' them. They are clean anither set frae the like o' huz;—there's nae bailie-courts amang them—nae magistrates that dinna bear the sword in vain, like the worthy deacon that's awa', and, I may say't, like mysell and other present magistrates in this city—But it's just the laird's command, and the loon maun loup; and the never another law hae they but the length o' their dirks—the broadsword's pursuer, or plaintiff, as you Englishers ca' it, and the target is defender; the stoutest head bears langest out;—and there's a Hieland plea for ye.”

“Ah, but you judge Rob too harshly,” said the Bailie, “you judge him too harshly, poor fellow; and the truth is, you know nothing about our hill country, or Highlands, as we call them. They are completely different from us;—there are no bailie courts among them—no magistrates who don’t wield their power unjustly, like the worthy deacon who’s gone, and, I may add, like myself and other current magistrates in this city—But it’s just the laird’s command, and the lad has to jump; and they have no law but the length of their daggers—the broadsword's pursuer, or plaintiff, as you English folks call it, and the target is the defender; the strongest head lasts the longest;—and there’s a Highland argument for you.”

Owen groaned deeply; and I allow that the description did not greatly increase my desire to trust myself in a country so lawless as he described these Scottish mountains.

Owen groaned deeply, and I admit that the description didn’t really make me want to trust myself in a place as lawless as he painted these Scottish mountains.

“Now, sir,” said Jarvie, “we speak little o' thae things, because they are familiar to oursells; and where's the use o' vilifying ane's country, and bringing a discredit on ane's kin, before southrons and strangers? It's an ill bird that files its ain nest.”

“Now, sir,” said Jarvie, “we don’t talk much about those things because they’re familiar to us; and what’s the point of speaking badly about one’s own country and bringing shame to one’s family in front of outsiders? It’s a bad bird that fouls its own nest.”

“Well, sir, but as it is no impertinent curiosity of mine, but real necessity, that obliges me to make these inquiries, I hope you will not be offended at my pressing for a little farther information. I have to deal, on my father's account, with several gentlemen of these wild countries, and I must trust your good sense and experience for the requisite lights upon the subject.”

“Well, sir, I assure you that my questions come from a genuine need, not from any intrusive curiosity. I hope you won’t mind me pushing for a bit more information. I need to engage, on my father's behalf, with several individuals from these untamed regions, and I’m relying on your good judgment and experience for the necessary insights on the matter.”

This little morsel of flattery was not thrown out in vain. “Experience!” said the Bailie—“I hae had experience, nae doubt, and I hae made some calculations—Ay, and to speak quietly amang oursells, I hae made some perquisitions through Andrew Wylie, my auld clerk; he's wi' MacVittie & Co. now—but he whiles drinks a gill on the Saturday afternoons wi' his auld master. And since ye say ye are willing to be guided by the Glasgow weaver-body's advice, I am no the man that will refuse it to the son of an auld correspondent, and my father the deacon was nane sic afore me. I have whiles thought o' letting my lights burn before the Duke of Argyle, or his brother Lord Ilay (for wherefore should they be hidden under a bushel?), but the like o' thae grit men wadna mind the like o' me, a puir wabster body—they think mair o' wha says a thing, than o' what the thing is that's said. The mair's the pity—mair's the pity. Not that I wad speak ony ill of this MacCallum More—'Curse not the rich in your bedchamber,' saith the son of Sirach, 'for a bird of the air shall carry the clatter, and pint-stoups hae lang lugs.'”

This little bit of flattery wasn’t wasted. "Experience!" said the Bailie—"I've had experience, no doubt, and I've done some calculations—Yeah, and to speak honestly among ourselves, I've made some inquiries through Andrew Wylie, my old clerk; he's with MacVittie & Co. now—but he sometimes has a drink on Saturday afternoons with his old boss. And since you say you're willing to follow the Glasgow weaver's advice, I’m not the one to refuse it to the son of an old correspondent, and my father the deacon was nothing special before me. I've sometimes thought about showing my talents to the Duke of Argyle or his brother Lord Ilay (why should they be hidden under a bushel?), but guys like them wouldn’t care about someone like me, a poor weaver—they care more about who says something than about what is actually said. It’s a shame—what a shame. Not that I would say anything bad about this MacCallum More—'Don’t curse the rich in your bedroom,' says the son of Sirach, 'for a bird of the air will carry the gossip, and drinking mugs have long ears.'"

I interrupted these prolegomena, in which Mr. Jarvie was apt to be somewhat diffuse, by praying him to rely upon Mr. Owen and myself as perfectly secret and safe confidants.

I interrupted this introduction, where Mr. Jarvie tended to be a bit long-winded, by asking him to trust that Mr. Owen and I were completely discreet and reliable confidants.

“It's no for that,” he replied, “for I fear nae man—what for suld I?—I speak nae treason—Only thae Hielandmen hae lang grips, and I whiles gang a wee bit up the glens to see some auld kinsfolks, and I wadna willingly be in bad blude wi' ony o' their clans. Howsumever, to proceed—ye maun understand I found my remarks on figures, whilk as Mr. Owen here weel kens, is the only true demonstrable root of human knowledge.”

“It's not for that,” he replied, “because I fear no man—why should I?—I don’t speak treason—It’s just that those Highlanders have long reach, and I sometimes go a little way up the valleys to see some old relatives, and I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with any of their clans. Anyway, to continue—you must understand that I base my comments on figures, which, as Mr. Owen here knows well, is the only true demonstrable foundation of human knowledge.”

Owen readily assented to a proposition so much in his own way, and our orator proceeded.

Owen quickly agreed to a suggestion that suited him well, and our speaker continued.

“These Hielands of ours, as we ca' them, gentlemen, are but a wild kind of warld by themsells, full of heights and howes, woods, caverns, lochs, rivers, and mountains, that it wad tire the very deevil's wings to flee to the tap o' them. And in this country, and in the isles, whilk are little better, or, to speak the truth, rather waur than the mainland, there are about twa hunder and thirty parochines, including the Orkneys, where, whether they speak Gaelic or no I wotna, but they are an uncivilised people. Now, sirs, I sall haud ilk parochine at the moderate estimate of eight hunder examinable persons, deducting children under nine years of age, and then adding one-fifth to stand for bairns of nine years auld, and under, the whole population will reach to the sum of—let us add one-fifth to 800 to be the multiplier, and 230 being the multiplicand”—

"These Highlands of ours, as we call them, gentlemen, are just a wild kind of place by themselves, full of hills and mounds, woods, caves, lakes, rivers, and mountains, that it would tire even the devil's wings to fly to the top of them. And in this country, and on the islands, which are hardly any better, or to be honest, rather worse than the mainland, there are about two hundred and thirty parishes, including the Orkneys, where, whether they speak Gaelic or not, I don't know, but they are an uncivilized people. Now, sirs, I will consider each parish at the moderate estimate of eight hundred examinable individuals, excluding children under nine years old, and then adding one-fifth to account for children aged nine and under, the total population will reach the sum of—let's add one-fifth to 800 as the multiplier, and 230 as the multiplicand—"

“The product,” said Mr. Owen, who entered delightedly into these statistics of Mr. Jarvie, “will be 230,000.”

“The product,” said Mr. Owen, who happily engaged with Mr. Jarvie’s statistics, “will be 230,000.”

“Right, sir—perfectly right; and the military array of this Hieland country, were a' the men-folk between aughteen and fifty-six brought out that could bear arms, couldna come weel short of fifty-seven thousand five hundred men. Now, sir, it's a sad and awfu' truth, that there is neither wark, nor the very fashion nor appearance of wark, for the tae half of thae puir creatures; that is to say, that the agriculture, the pasturage, the fisheries, and every species of honest industry about the country, cannot employ the one moiety of the population, let them work as lazily as they like, and they do work as if a pleugh or a spade burnt their fingers. Aweel, sir, this moiety of unemployed bodies, amounting to”—

“Right, sir—absolutely right; and the military strength of this Highland country, if all the men between eighteen and fifty-six who could bear arms were called up, would be just about fifty-seven thousand five hundred men. Now, sir, it's a sad and terrible truth that there is neither work nor even the appearance of work for half of these poor souls; in other words, agriculture, pasturage, fisheries, and every kind of honest job in the area cannot employ even half of the population, no matter how lazily they choose to work, and they do work as if a plow or a shovel burned their fingers. Well, sir, this half of unemployed people amounts to—”

“To one hundred and fifteen thousand souls,” said Owen, “being the half of the above product.”

“To one hundred and fifteen thousand people,” Owen said, “that's half of the total amount.”

“Ye hae't, Mr. Owen—ye hae't—whereof there may be twenty-eight thousand seven hundred able-bodied gillies fit to bear arms, and that do bear arms, and will touch or look at nae honest means of livelihood even if they could get it—which, lack-a-day! they cannot.”

“You have it, Mr. Owen—you have it—where there may be twenty-eight thousand seven hundred able-bodied men fit to carry weapons, and who do carry weapons, and won’t consider or look at any honest means of making a living even if they could get it—which, unfortunately! they cannot.”

“But is it possible,” said I, “Mr. Jarvie, that this can be a just picture of so large a portion of the island of Britain?”

“But is it possible,” I said, “Mr. Jarvie, that this can be an accurate representation of such a large part of Britain?”

“Sir, I'll make it as plain as Peter Pasley's pike-staff. I will allow that ilk parochine, on an average, employs fifty pleughs, whilk is a great proportion in sic miserable soil as thae creatures hae to labour, and that there may be pasture enough for pleugh-horses, and owsen, and forty or fifty cows; now, to take care o' the pleughs and cattle, we'se allow seventy-five families of six lives in ilk family, and we'se add fifty mair to make even numbers, and ye hae five hundred souls, the tae half o' the population, employed and maintained in a sort o' fashion, wi' some chance of sour-milk and crowdie; but I wad be glad to ken what the other five hunder are to do?”

“Sir, I'll make it as clear as Peter Pasley's pike staff. I'll concede that each parish typically uses about fifty plows, which is a significant number given the poor quality of the land these folks have to work with, and that there might be enough grazing for plow horses, oxen, and forty or fifty cows; now, to take care of the plows and livestock, we can assume seventy-five families of six individuals in each family, and we'll add fifty more to round up the numbers, which gives you five hundred people, half of the population, employed and somewhat supported, with a chance of having sour milk and crowdie; but I'd really like to know what the other five hundred are supposed to do?”

“In the name of God!” said I, “what do they do, Mr. Jarvie? It makes me shudder to think of their situation.”

“In the name of God!” I said, “what are they doing, Mr. Jarvie? It makes me shudder to think about their situation.”

“Sir,” replied the Bailie, “ye wad maybe shudder mair if ye were living near hand them. For, admitting that the tae half of them may make some little thing for themsells honestly in the Lowlands by shearing in harst, droving, hay-making, and the like; ye hae still mony hundreds and thousands o' lang-legged Hieland gillies that will neither work nor want, and maun gang thigging and sorning* about on their acquaintance, or live by doing the laird's bidding, be't right or be't wrang.

“Sir,” replied the Bailie, “you would probably be even more shocked if you lived near them. Because, while it's true that the first half of them might earn a little something for themselves honestly in the Lowlands by harvesting, driving cattle, making hay, and so on, there are still many hundreds and thousands of long-legged Highland lads who neither work nor want to, and must go around begging and mooching off their acquaintances, or survive by doing whatever the landowner says, whether it’s right or wrong.”

* Thigging and sorning was a kind of genteel begging, or rather something between begging and robbing, by which the needy in Scotland used to extort cattle, or the means of subsistence, from those who had any to give.

* Thigging and sorning were forms of polite begging, or more like a mix between begging and stealing, through which the poor in Scotland would demand livestock or basic necessities from those who had them to spare.

And mair especially, mony hundreds o' them come down to the borders of the low country, where there's gear to grip, and live by stealing, reiving, lifting cows, and the like depredations—a thing deplorable in ony Christian country!—the mair especially, that they take pride in it, and reckon driving a spreagh (whilk is, in plain Scotch, stealing a herd of nowte) a gallant, manly action, and mair befitting of pretty* men (as sic reivers will ca' themselves), than to win a day's wage by ony honest thrift.

And especially, many hundreds of them come down to the borders of the low country, where there’s stuff to steal, and make a living by theft, raiding, and cattle rustling—something shameful in any Christian country!—even more so because they take pride in it and consider driving a raid (which is, in plain English, stealing a herd of cattle) a brave, manly action, and more fitting for good-looking guys (as these raiders like to call themselves) than earning a day’s wage through honest work.

* The word pretty is or was used in Scotch, in the sense of the German prachtig, and meant a gallant, alert fellow, prompt and ready at his weapons.

* The word pretty is or was used in Scottish, in the sense of the German prachtig, and meant a brave, quick guy, always prepared and skilled with his weapons.

And the lairds are as bad as the loons; for if they dinna bid them gae reive and harry, the deil a bit they forbid them; and they shelter them, or let them shelter themselves, in their woods and mountains, and strongholds, whenever the thing's dune. And every ane o' them will maintain as mony o' his ane name, or his clan, as we say, as he can rap and rend means for; or, whilk's the same thing, as mony as can in ony fashion, fair or foul, mainteen themsells. And there they are wi' gun and pistol, dirk and dourlach, ready to disturb the peace o' the country whenever the laird likes; and that's the grievance of the Hielands, whilk are, and hae been for this thousand years by-past, a bike o' the maist lawless unchristian limmers that ever disturbed a douce, quiet, God-fearing neighbourhood, like this o' ours in the west here.”

And the landlords are just as bad as the young men; because if they don’t tell them to go raid and pillage, they don’t stop them at all; and they provide them safe haven, or let them find shelter themselves, in their woods and mountains, and strongholds, whenever it’s done. And each of them will support as many of his own name, or his clan, as we call it, as he can afford to; or, which is the same thing, as many as can somehow, by any means fair or foul, support themselves. And there they are with guns and pistols, knives and other weapons, ready to disrupt the peace of the country whenever the landlord wants; and that's the problem with the Highlands, which have been for the past thousand years a bunch of the most lawless, unchristian rascals that ever disturbed a decent, quiet, God-fearing community, like ours here in the west.

“And this kinsman of yours, and friend of mine, is he one of those great proprietors who maintain the household troops you speak of?” I inquired.

“And this relative of yours, and friend of mine, is he one of those wealthy landowners who support the household troops you mentioned?” I asked.

“Na, na,” said Bailie Jarvie; “he's nane o' your great grandees o' chiefs, as they ca' them, neither. Though he is weel born, and lineally descended frae auld Glenstrae—I ken his lineage—indeed he is a near kinsman, and, as I said, of gude gentle Hieland blude, though ye may think weel that I care little about that nonsense—it's a' moonshine in water—waste threads and thrums, as we say—But I could show ye letters frae his father, that was the third aff Glenstrae, to my father Deacon Jarvie (peace be wi' his memory!) beginning, Dear Deacon, and ending, your loving kinsman to command,—they are amaist a' about borrowed siller, sae the gude deacon, that's dead and gane, keepit them as documents and evidents—He was a carefu' man.”

“Not at all,” said Bailie Jarvie; “he's not one of those big-shot chiefs, as they call them, either. Although he’s well born and directly descended from old Glenstrae—I know his family history—he’s actually a close relative, and like I said, he has good Highland blood, though you might think that I care little about that nonsense—it’s all a bunch of hot air—wasted threads and bits, as we say. But I could show you letters from his father, who was the third from Glenstrae, to my father, Deacon Jarvie (rest in peace!), starting with ‘Dear Deacon’ and ending with ‘your loving kinsman to command’—they're almost all about borrowed money, so the good deacon, who’s gone now, kept them as records and proof—he was a careful man.”

“But if he is not,” I resumed, “one of their chiefs or patriarchal leaders, whom I have heard my father talk of, this kinsman of yours has, at least, much to say in the Highlands, I presume?”

“But if he isn't,” I continued, “one of their leaders or patriarchs, like the ones I've heard my dad mention, this relative of yours must, at least, have a good amount of influence in the Highlands, right?”

“Ye may say that—nae name better ken'd between the Lennox and Breadalbane. Robin was ance a weel-doing, painstaking drover, as ye wad see amang ten thousand—It was a pleasure to see him in his belted plaid and brogues, wi' his target at his back, and claymore and dirk at his belt, following a hundred Highland stots, and a dozen o' the gillies, as rough and ragged as the beasts they drave. And he was baith civil and just in his dealings; and if he thought his chapman had made a hard bargain, he wad gie him a luck-penny to the mends. I hae ken'd him gie back five shillings out o' the pund sterling.”

"You could say that—no name is better known between Lennox and Breadalbane. Robin was once a well-doing, hardworking drover, as you would see among ten thousand—it was a pleasure to see him in his belted plaid and brogues, with his target on his back, and claymore and dirk at his belt, following a hundred Highland cattle and a dozen of the gillies, as rough and ragged as the beasts they drove. He was both courteous and fair in his dealings; and if he thought his customer had made a tough bargain, he would give him a lucky penny to make up for it. I've known him to give back five shillings out of the pound sterling."

“Twenty-five per cent,” said Owen—“a heavy discount.”

"Twenty-five percent," said Owen—"a big discount."

“He wad gie it though, sir, as I tell ye; mair especially if he thought the buyer was a puir man, and couldna stand by a loss. But the times cam hard, and Rob was venturesome. It wasna my faut—it wasna my faut; he canna wyte me—I aye tauld him o't—And the creditors, mair especially some grit neighbours o' his, gripped to his living and land; and they say his wife was turned out o' the house to the hill-side, and sair misguided to the boot. Shamefu'! shamefu'!—I am a peacefu' man and a magistrate, but if ony ane had guided sae muckle as my servant quean, Mattie, as it's like they guided Rob's wife, I think it suld hae set the shabble* that my father the deacon had at Bothwell brig a-walking again.

“He would give it though, sir, as I’m telling you; especially if he thought the buyer was a poor man who couldn’t handle a loss. But times got tough, and Rob was risky. It wasn’t my fault—it wasn’t my fault; he can’t blame me—I always told him about it—And the creditors, especially some of his influential neighbors, seized his living and land; and they say his wife was thrown out of the house to the hillside, and badly treated on top of that. Shameful! shameful!—I am a peaceful man and a magistrate, but if anyone had mistreated my servant girl, Mattie, like they treated Rob's wife, I think it would have brought back the trouble that my father the deacon had at Bothwell Bridge.”

* Cutlass.

Sword.

Weel, Rob cam hame, and fand desolation, God pity us! where he left plenty; he looked east, west, south, north, and saw neither hauld nor hope—neither beild nor shelter; sae he e'en pu'd the bonnet ower his brow, belted the broadsword to his side, took to the brae-side, and became a broken man.” *

Well, Rob came home and found devastation, God help us! where he had left abundance; he looked east, west, south, and north, and saw neither safety nor hope—neither shelter nor refuge; so he just pulled his hat down over his brow, strapped the broadsword to his side, headed for the hillside, and became a broken man.”

* An outlaw.

A rebel.

The voice of the good citizen was broken by his contending feelings. He obviously, while he professed to contemn the pedigree of his Highland kinsman, attached a secret feeling of consequence to the connection, and he spoke of his friend in his prosperity with an overflow of affection, which deepened his sympathy for his misfortunes, and his regret for their consequences.

The voice of the good citizen was choked by his conflicting emotions. He clearly, while claiming to look down on the background of his Highland relative, secretly valued the connection, and he talked about his friend in his success with so much affection that it deepened his sympathy for his struggles and his regret for what had happened.

“Thus tempted and urged by despair,” said I, seeing Mr. Jarvie did not proceed in his narrative, “I suppose your kinsman became one of those depredators you have described to us?”

“Feeling tempted and pushed by despair,” I said, noticing that Mr. Jarvie wasn't continuing his story, “I assume your relative became one of those robbers you’ve told us about?”

“No sae bad as that,” said the Glaswegian,—“no a'thegither and outright sae bad as that; but he became a levier of black-mail, wider and farther than ever it was raised in our day, a through the Lennox and Menteith, and up to the gates o' Stirling Castle.”

“No so bad as that,” said the Glaswegian, “not completely and totally so bad as that; but he became a collector of blackmail, more extensive and far-reaching than it ever was in our time, all through the Lennox and Menteith, and up to the gates of Stirling Castle.”

“Black-mail?—I do not understand the phrase,” I remarked.

“Blackmail?—I don't understand that term,” I said.

“Ou, ye see, Rob soon gathered an unco band o' blue-bonnets at his back, for he comes o' a rough name when he's kent by his ain, and a name that's held its ain for mony a lang year, baith again king and parliament, and kirk too, for aught I ken—an auld and honourable name, for as sair as it has been worried and hadden down and oppressed. My mother was a MacGregor—I carena wha kens it—And Rob had soon a gallant band; and as it grieved him (he said) to see sic hership and waste and depredation to the south o' the Hieland line, why, if ony heritor or farmer wad pay him four punds Scots out of each hundred punds of valued rent, whilk was doubtless a moderate consideration, Rob engaged to keep them scaithless;—let them send to him if they lost sae muckle as a single cloot by thieving, and Rob engaged to get them again, or pay the value—and he aye keepit his word—I canna deny but he keepit his word—a' men allow Rob keeps his word.”

“Now, you see, Rob quickly gathered a big crew of supporters behind him, because he’s known for being tough in his own circles, and his name has stood strong for many years against kings, parliament, and the church, as far as I know—an old and respected name, despite all the trouble and hardship it has faced. My mother was a MacGregor—I don’t care who knows it—And soon Rob had a brave group; and since it pained him (he said) to see such destruction and ruin south of the Highland line, he said that if any landowner or farmer would pay him four pounds Scots from each hundred pounds of valued rent, which was surely a reasonable deal, Rob promised to protect them;—they could reach out to him if they lost even a single cow to thieves, and Rob promised to get it back for them or cover its value—and he always kept his promise—I can’t deny that he kept his promise—everyone agrees Rob keeps his word.”

“This is a very singular contract of assurance,” said Mr. Owen.

“This is a really unique insurance contract,” said Mr. Owen.

“It's clean again our statute law, that must be owned,” said Jarvie, “clean again law; the levying and the paying black-mail are baith punishable: but if the law canna protect my barn and byre, whatfor suld I no engage wi' a Hieland gentleman that can?—answer me that.”

“It's clear again our laws must be acknowledged,” said Jarvie, “clear again laws; both charging and paying blackmail are punishable. But if the law can’t protect my barn and stable, why shouldn’t I team up with a Highland gentleman who can?—answer me that.”

“But,” said I, “Mr. Jarvie, is this contract of black-mail, as you call it, completely voluntary on the part of the landlord or farmer who pays the insurance? or what usually happens, in case any one refuses payment of this tribute?”

“But,” I said, “Mr. Jarvie, is this blackmail contract, as you call it, fully voluntary for the landlord or farmer who pays the insurance? Or what typically happens if someone refuses to pay this tribute?”

“Aha, lad!” said the Bailie, laughing, and putting his finger to his nose, “ye think ye hae me there. Troth, I wad advise ony friends o' mine to gree wi' Rob; for, watch as they like, and do what they like, they are sair apt to be harried* when the lang nights come on.

“Aha, kid!” said the Bailie, laughing and pointing at his nose, “you think you’ve got me figured out. Honestly, I’d advise any of my friends to get along with Rob; because, no matter how hard they try to watch or what they do, they’re likely to be bothered when the long nights come.”

* Plundered.

Looted.

Some o' the Grahame and Cohoon gentry stood out; but what then?—they lost their haill stock the first winter; sae maist folks now think it best to come into Rob's terms. He's easy wi' a' body that will be easy wi' him; but if ye thraw him, ye had better thraw the deevil.”

Some of the Grahame and Cohoon aristocrats resisted; but so what?—they lost everything the first winter; so most people now think it's best to go along with Rob's terms. He's easy to deal with for anyone who is easy with him; but if you cross him, you might as well be crossing the devil.

“And by his exploits in these vocations,” I continued, “I suppose he has rendered himself amenable to the laws of the country?”

“And through his actions in these roles,” I continued, “I assume he has made himself subject to the laws of the country?”

“Amenable?—ye may say that; his craig wad ken the weight o' his hurdies if they could get haud o' Rob. But he has gude friends amang the grit folks; and I could tell ye o' ae grit family that keeps him up as far as they decently can, to be a them in the side of another. And then he's sic an auld-farran lang-headed chield as never took up the trade o' cateran in our time; mony a daft reik he has played—mair than wad fill a book, and a queer ane it wad be—as gude as Robin Hood, or William Wallace—a' fu' o' venturesome deeds and escapes, sic as folk tell ower at a winter ingle in the daft days. It's a queer thing o' me, gentlemen, that am a man o' peace mysell, and a peacefu man's son—for the deacon my father quarrelled wi' nane out o the town-council—it's a queer thing, I say, but I think the Hieland blude o' me warms at thae daft tales, and whiles I like better to hear them than a word o' profit, gude forgie me! But they are vanities—sinfu' vanities—and, moreover, again the statute law—again the statute and gospel law.”

“Amenable?—you might say that; his head would know the weight of his burdens if they could get a hold of Rob. But he has good friends among the wealthy; and I could tell you about one prominent family that helps him out as much as they decently can, just to be on his side against others. And then he’s such an old-fashioned longheaded guy who has never taken up the trade of a brigand in our time; he has played many silly tricks—more than would fill a book, and it would be a strange one—just as good as Robin Hood or William Wallace—all full of daring exploits and escapes, like the stories people tell around a winter fire during the silly days. It’s a strange thing for me, gentlemen, someone who’s a man of peace myself, and a peaceful man’s son—since my father, the deacon, quarreled with no one from the town council—it’s a strange thing, I say, but I think the Highland blood in me gets excited by those silly tales, and sometimes I prefer to hear them over a word of wisdom, God forgive me! But they are vanities—sinful vanities—and, furthermore, against the law—against both statute law and gospel law.”

I now followed up my investigation, by inquiring what means of influence this Mr. Robert Campbell could possibly possess over my affairs, or those of my father.

I continued my investigation by asking what kind of influence Mr. Robert Campbell could possibly have over my affairs or my father's.

“Why, ye are to understand,” said Mr. Jarvie in a very subdued tone—“I speak amang friends, and under the rose—Ye are to understand, that the Hielands hae been keepit quiet since the year aughty-nine—that was Killiecrankie year. But how hae they been keepit quiet, think ye? By siller, Mr. Owen—by siller, Mr. Osbaldistone. King William caused Breadalbane distribute twenty thousand oude punds sterling amang them, and it's said the auld Hieland Earl keepit a lang lug o't in his ain sporran. And then Queen Anne, that's dead, gae the chiefs bits o' pensions, sae they had wherewith to support their gillies and caterans that work nae wark, as I said afore; and they lay by quiet eneugh, saying some spreagherie on the Lowlands, whilk is their use and wont, and some cutting o' thrapples amang themsells, that nae civilised body kens or cares onything anent.—Weel, but there's a new warld come up wi' this King George (I say, God bless him, for ane)—there's neither like to be siller nor pensions gaun amang them; they haena the means o' mainteening the clans that eat them up, as ye may guess frae what I said before; their credit's gane in the Lowlands; and a man that can whistle ye up a thousand or feifteen hundred linking lads to do his will, wad hardly get fifty punds on his band at the Cross o' Glasgow—This canna stand lang—there will be an outbreak for the Stuarts—there will be an outbreak—they will come down on the low country like a flood, as they did in the waefu' wars o' Montrose, and that will be seen and heard tell o' ere a twalmonth gangs round.”

“Now, you need to understand,” Mr. Jarvie said in a quiet tone, “I’m talking among friends and in confidence—You need to understand that the Highlands have been kept quiet since the year '89—that was the year of Killiecrankie. But how do you think they’ve been kept quiet? With money, Mr. Owen—with money, Mr. Osbaldistone. King William had Breadalbane distribute twenty thousand old pounds sterling among them, and it’s said the old Highland Earl kept a good bit of it for himself. Then Queen Anne, who’s passed away, gave the chiefs small pensions so they had something to support their retainers and freebooters who don’t do any work, as I mentioned before; and they remained quiet enough, just engaging in some raids on the Lowlands, which is their usual habit, and a bit of fighting among themselves that no civilized person knows or cares about. Well, there’s a new world with this King George (I say, God bless him, for one)—there’s likely to be neither money nor pensions going to them; they don’t have the means to support the clans that drain them, as you can guess from what I said earlier; their credit is gone in the Lowlands; and a man who can call up a thousand or fifteen hundred young men to do his bidding would hardly get fifty pounds on his word at the Cross of Glasgow—This can’t last long—there will be a rebellion for the Stuarts—there will be a rebellion—they will sweep down into the low country like a flood, as they did in the terrible wars of Montrose, and that will be seen and heard of within a year.”

“Yet still,” I said, “I do not see how this concerns Mr. Campbell, much less my father's affairs.”

“Yet still,” I said, “I still don’t see how this involves Mr. Campbell, let alone my father’s matters.”

“Rob can levy five hundred men, sir, and therefore war suld concern him as muckle as maist folk,” replied the Bailie; “for it is a faculty that is far less profitable in time o' peace. Then, to tell ye the truth, I doubt he has been the prime agent between some o' our Hieland chiefs and the gentlemen in the north o' England. We a' heard o' the public money that was taen frae the chield Morris somewhere about the fit o' Cheviot by Rob and ane o' the Osbaldistone lads; and, to tell ye the truth, word gaed that it was yoursell Mr. Francis,—and sorry was I that your father's son suld hae taen to sic practices—Na, ye needna say a word about it—I see weel I was mistaen; but I wad believe onything o' a stage-player, whilk I concluded ye to be. But now, I doubtna, it has been Rashleigh himself or some other o' your cousins—they are a' tarred wi' the same stick—rank Jacobites and papists, and wad think the government siller and government papers lawfu' prize. And the creature Morris is sic a cowardly caitiff, that to this hour he daurna say that it was Rob took the portmanteau aff him; and troth he's right, for your custom-house and excise cattle are ill liket on a' sides, and Rob might get a back-handed lick at him, before the Board, as they ca't, could help him.”

“Rob can raise five hundred men, sir, so war should concern him as much as most people,” replied the Bailie; “because it’s much less profitable during peacetime. To be honest, I suspect he’s been the main link between some of our Highland chiefs and the gents in northern England. We all heard about the public money that was taken from that fellow Morris somewhere near Cheviot by Rob and one of the Osbaldistone boys; and, honestly, it was rumored that it was you, Mr. Francis—and I was sorry that your father’s son would resort to such practices—No, you don’t need to say anything about it—I can see I was mistaken; but I would believe anything of a stage actor, which I assumed you were. But now, I wouldn’t doubt it’s been Rashleigh himself or one of your other cousins—they’re all cut from the same cloth—dedicated Jacobites and Catholics, who would think government money and government papers are fair game. And that scoundrel Morris is such a coward that even now he won’t admit it was Rob who took the suitcase from him; and honestly, he’s right to keep quiet, because your customs and excise officials are disliked on all sides, and Rob could easily catch him off guard before the Board, as they call it, could come to his aid.”

“I have long suspected this, Mr. Jarvie,” said I, “and perfectly agree with you. But as to my father's affairs”—

“I’ve suspected this for a while, Mr. Jarvie,” I said, “and I completely agree with you. But when it comes to my father's affairs—”

“Suspected it?—it's certain—it's certain—I ken them that saw some of the papers that were taen aff Morris—it's needless to say where. But to your father's affairs—Ye maun think that in thae twenty years by-gane, some o' the Hieland lairds and chiefs hae come to some sma' sense o' their ain interest—your father and others hae bought the woods of Glen-Disseries, Glen Kissoch, Tober-na-Kippoch, and mony mair besides, and your father's house has granted large bills in payment,—and as the credit o' Osbaldistone and Tresham was gude—for I'll say before Mr. Owen's face, as I wad behind his back, that, bating misfortunes o' the Lord's sending, nae men could be mair honourable in business—the Hieland gentlemen, holders o' thae bills, hae found credit in Glasgow and Edinburgh—(I might amaist say in Glasgow wholly, for it's little the pridefu' Edinburgh folk do in real business)—for all, or the greater part of the contents o' thae bills. So that—Aha! d'ye see me now?”

"Suspected it?—it's certain—it's certain—I know people who saw some of the documents taken from Morris—it's unnecessary to say where. But regarding your father's affairs—You must think that in these past twenty years, some of the Highland lords and chiefs have come to some small understanding of their own interests—your father and others have purchased the woods of Glen-Disseries, Glen Kissoch, Tober-na-Kippoch, and many more besides, and your father's house has issued large promissory notes in payment,—and since the credit of Osbaldistone and Tresham was good—for I’ll say this in front of Mr. Owen just as I would behind his back, that, aside from misfortunes that come from the Lord, no men could be more honorable in business—the Highland gentlemen holding these notes have found credit in Glasgow and Edinburgh—(I might almost say in Glasgow entirely, because the proud folks in Edinburgh hardly do any real business)—for all, or most of the amounts on these notes. So that—Aha! do you see me now?"

I confessed I could not quite follow his drift.

I admitted I couldn't really understand what he was getting at.

“Why,” said he, “if these bills are not paid, the Glasgow merchant comes on the Hieland lairds, whae hae deil a boddle o' siller, and will like ill to spew up what is item a' spent—They will turn desperate—five hundred will rise that might hae sitten at hame—the deil will gae ower Jock Wabster—and the stopping of your father's house will hasten the outbreak that's been sae lang biding us.”

“Why,” he said, “if these bills aren’t paid, the Glasgow merchant will come after the Highland lords, who don’t have a penny, and won’t want to cough up what’s already been spent—they’ll become desperate—five hundred will rise who could have stayed home—the devil will go after Jock Wabster—and shutting down your father’s house will speed up the uprising that has been waiting for so long.”

“You think, then,” said I, surprised at this singular view of the case, “that Rashleigh Osbaldistone has done this injury to my father, merely to accelerate a rising in the Highlands, by distressing the gentlemen to whom these bills were originally granted?”

“You think, then,” I said, surprised by this unusual perspective, “that Rashleigh Osbaldistone has harmed my father just to spark a rebellion in the Highlands, by putting pressure on the gentlemen who were originally given these bills?”

“Doubtless—doubtless—it has been one main reason, Mr. Osbaldistone. I doubtna but what the ready money he carried off wi' him might be another. But that makes comparatively but a sma' part o' your father's loss, though it might make the maist part o' Rashleigh's direct gain. The assets he carried off are of nae mair use to him than if he were to light his pipe wi' them. He tried if MacVittie & Co. wad gie him siller on them—that I ken by Andro Wylie—but they were ower auld cats to draw that strae afore them—they keepit aff, and gae fair words. Rashleigh Osbaldistone is better ken'd than trusted in Glasgow, for he was here about some jacobitical papistical troking in seventeen hundred and seven, and left debt ahint him. Na, na—he canna pit aff the paper here; folk will misdoubt him how he came by it. Na, na—he'll hae the stuff safe at some o' their haulds in the Hielands, and I daur say my cousin Rob could get at it gin he liked.”

“Of course—of course—it’s been one main reason, Mr. Osbaldistone. I’m sure the cash he took with him might be another. But that’s only a small part of your father's losses, though it might be most of Rashleigh's direct gain. The assets he took are no more useful to him than if he were to light his pipe with them. He tried to see if MacVittie & Co. would lend him money on them—that I know from Andro Wylie—but they were too smart to fall for that—they kept their distance and gave him polite words. Rashleigh Osbaldistone is better known than trusted in Glasgow, as he was here about some Jacobite dealings in 1707 and left behind debts. No, no—he can't pass off the papers here; people will be suspicious of how he got them. No, no—he'll have the goods safe at some of their holdings in the Highlands, and I dare say my cousin Rob could get to it if he wanted.”

“But would he be disposed to serve us in this pinch, Mr. Jarvie?” said I. “You have described him as an agent of the Jacobite party, and deeply connected in their intrigues: will he be disposed for my sake, or, if you please, for the sake of justice, to make an act of restitution, which, supposing it in his power, would, according to your view of the case, materially interfere with their plans?”

“But would he be willing to help us out in this situation, Mr. Jarvie?” I asked. “You’ve described him as an agent of the Jacobite party, deeply involved in their schemes: will he be willing, for my sake, or if you prefer, for the sake of justice, to make a restitution that, assuming he can do it, would, according to your perspective, significantly disrupt their plans?”

“I canna preceesely speak to that: the grandees among them are doubtfu' o' Rob, and he's doubtfu' o' them.—And he's been weel friended wi' the Argyle family, wha stand for the present model of government. If he was freed o' his hornings and captions, he would rather be on Argyle's side than he wad be on Breadalbane's, for there's auld ill-will between the Breadalbane family and his kin and name. The truth is, that Rob is for his ain hand, as Henry Wynd feught*—he'll take the side that suits him best; if the deil was laird, Rob wad be for being tenant; and ye canna blame him, puir fallow, considering his circumstances.

“I can’t exactly say about that: the important people among them are unsure about Rob, and he’s unsure about them. He’s been well connected with the Argyle family, who currently represent the government. If he were free of his debts and legal troubles, he would prefer to side with Argyle rather than Breadalbane, because there’s an old grudge between the Breadalbane family and his own. The truth is, Rob is looking out for himself, just like Henry Wynd fought—he’ll choose the side that benefits him the most; if the devil were the landlord, Rob would want to be the tenant; and you can’t really blame him, poor guy, given his situation."

* Two great clans fought out a quarrel with thirty men of a side, in presence of the king, on the North Inch of Perth, on or about the year 1392; a man was amissing on one side, whose room was filled by a little bandy-legged citizen of Perth. This substitute, Henry Wynd—or, as the Highlanders called him, Gow Chrom, that is, the bandy-legged smith—fought well, and contributed greatly to the fate of the battle, without knowing which side he fought on;—so, “To fight for your own hand, like Henry Wynd,” passed into a proverb. [This incident forms a conspicuous part of the subsequent novel, “The Fair Maid of Perth.”]

* Two powerful clans settled their dispute with thirty men on each side, in front of the king, on the North Inch of Perth, around the year 1392. One side was short a man, and they filled his spot with a short, bandy-legged citizen of Perth. This substitute, Henry Wynd—or, as the Highlanders called him, Gow Chrom, meaning the bandy-legged smith—fought bravely and had a significant impact on the outcome of the battle, without knowing which side he was actually on; thus, “To fight for your own hand, like Henry Wynd,” became a saying. [This incident forms a conspicuous part of the subsequent novel, “The Fair Maid of Perth.”]

But there's ae thing sair again ye—Rob has a grey mear in his stable at hame.”

But there's one thing that's bothering you again—Rob has a gray mare in his stable at home.

“A grey mare?” said I. “What is that to the purpose?”

“A gray mare?” I said. “What does that have to do with anything?”

“The wife, man—the wife,—an awfu' wife she is. She downa bide the sight o' a kindly Scot, if he come frae the Lowlands, far less of an Inglisher, and she'll be keen for a' that can set up King James, and ding down King George.”

“The wife, man—the wife,—she’s a terrible wife. She can’t stand the sight of a nice Scot, especially if he’s from the Lowlands, let alone an Englishman, and she’ll be eager for anything that can support King James and bring down King George.”

“It is very singular,” I replied, “that the mercantile transactions of London citizens should become involved with revolutions and rebellions.”

“It’s quite unusual,” I replied, “that the business dealings of Londoners should be entangled with revolutions and uprisings.”

“Not at a', man—not at a',” returned Mr. Jarvie; “that's a' your silly prejudications. I read whiles in the lang dark nights, and I hae read in Baker's Chronicle* that the merchants o'London could gar the Bank of Genoa break their promise to advance a mighty sum to the King o' Spain, whereby the sailing of the Grand Spanish Armada was put aff for a haill year—What think you of that, sir?”

“Not at all, man—not at all,” replied Mr. Jarvie; “that’s all your silly biases. I read sometimes during the long dark nights, and I’ve read in Baker's Chronicle that the merchants of London could make the Bank of Genoa go back on its promise to lend a huge amount to the King of Spain, which postponed the sailing of the Grand Spanish Armada for a whole year—what do you think of that, sir?”

* [The Chronicle of the Kings of England, by Sir Richard Baker, with continuations, passed through several editions between 1641 and 1733. Whether any of them contain the passage alluded to is doubtful.]

* [The Chronicle of the Kings of England, by Sir Richard Baker, with continuations, went through several editions between 1641 and 1733. It's uncertain whether any of them include the mentioned passage.]

“That the merchants did their country golden service, which ought to be honourably remembered in our histories.”

“That the merchants provided valuable service to their country, which should be rightfully recognized in our histories.”

“I think sae too; and they wad do weel, and deserve weal baith o' the state and o' humanity, that wad save three or four honest Hieland gentlemen frae louping heads ower heels into destruction, wi' a' their puir sackless* followers, just because they canna pay back the siller they had reason to count upon as their ain—and save your father's credit—and my ain gude siller that Osbaldistone and Tresham awes me into the bargain.

“I think so too; and they would do well, and deserve well both from the state and from humanity, if they saved three or four honest Highland gentlemen from jumping headfirst into ruin, along with all their innocent followers, just because they can’t repay the money they had every reason to believe was theirs—and save your father’s reputation—and my own good money that Osbaldistone and Tresham owe me as well."

* Sackless, that is, innocent.

* Sackless, meaning innocent.

I say, if ane could manage a' this, I think it suld be done and said unto him, even if he were a puir ca'-the-shuttle body, as unto one whom the king delighteth to honour.”

I say, if someone could handle all this, I think it should be done and said to him, even if he were a poor, aimless person, as to one whom the king loves to honor.”

“I cannot pretend to estimate the extent of public gratitude,” I replied; “but our own thankfulness, Mr. Jarvie, would be commensurate with the extent of the obligation.”

“I can’t pretend to know how grateful the public is,” I replied; “but our own gratitude, Mr. Jarvie, would match the level of the obligation.”

“Which,” added Mr. Owen, “we would endeavour to balance with a per contra, the instant our Mr. Osbaldistone returns from Holland.”

“Which,” added Mr. Owen, “we would try to balance with a per contra, as soon as our Mr. Osbaldistone gets back from Holland.”

“I doubtna—I doubtna—he is a very worthy gentleman, and a sponsible, and wi' some o' my lights might do muckle business in Scotland—Weel, sir, if these assets could be redeemed out o' the hands o' the Philistines, they are gude paper—they are the right stuff when they are in the right hands, and that's yours, Mr. Owen. And I'se find ye three men in Glasgow, for as little as ye may think o' us, Mr. Owen—that's Sandie Steenson in the Trade's-Land, and John Pirie in Candleriggs, and another that sall be nameless at this present, sall advance what soums are sufficient to secure the credit of your house, and seek nae better security.”

“I doubt it—I doubt it—he is a very respectable gentleman, and responsible, and with some of my connections could do a lot of business in Scotland—Well, sir, if these assets could be retrieved from the hands of the Philistines, they are good paper—they're the right stuff when they’re in the right hands, and that’s yours, Mr. Owen. And I’ll find you three men in Glasgow, for as little as you may think of us, Mr. Owen—that's Sandie Steenson in the Trade’s Land, and John Pirie in Candleriggs, and another who shall remain nameless for now, will advance what amounts are enough to secure the credit of your business, and ask for no better security.”

Owen's eyes sparkled at this prospect of extrication; but his countenance instantly fell on recollecting how improbable it was that the recovery of the assets, as he technically called them, should be successfully achieved.

Owen's eyes lit up at the thought of getting out of this situation; but his expression quickly dropped when he remembered how unlikely it was that he would actually recover the assets, as he referred to them.

“Dinna despair, sir—dinna despair,” said Mr. Jarvie; “I hae taen sae muckle concern wi' your affairs already, that it maun een be ower shoon ower boots wi' me now. I am just like my father the deacon (praise be wi' him!) I canna meddle wi' a friend's business, but I aye end wi' making it my ain—Sae, I'll e'en pit on my boots the morn, and be jogging ower Drymen Muir wi' Mr. Frank here; and if I canna mak Rob hear reason, and his wife too, I dinna ken wha can—I hae been a kind freend to them afore now, to say naething o' ower-looking him last night, when naming his name wad hae cost him his life—I'll be hearing o' this in the council maybe frae Bailie Grahame and MacVittie, and some o' them. They hae coost up my kindred to Rob to me already—set up their nashgabs! I tauld them I wad vindicate nae man's faults; but set apart what he had done again the law o' the country, and the hership o' the Lennox, and the misfortune o' some folk losing life by him, he was an honester man than stood on ony o' their shanks—And whatfor suld I mind their clavers? If Rob is an outlaw, to himsell be it said—there is nae laws now about reset of inter-communed persons, as there was in the ill times o' the last Stuarts—I trow I hae a Scotch tongue in my head—if they speak, I'se answer.”

“Don’t lose hope, sir—don’t lose hope,” said Mr. Jarvie; “I’ve taken so much interest in your situation already that I might as well be all in at this point. I’m just like my father the deacon (bless him!). I can’t help but get involved in a friend’s business, and I always end up making it my own—So, I’ll throw on my boots tomorrow and head over Drymen Muir with Mr. Frank here; and if I can’t get Rob to see reason, or his wife too, I don’t know who can—I’ve been a good friend to them before, not to mention watching over him last night when saying his name could have cost him his life—I might hear about this in the council from Bailie Grahame and MacVittie, and some of them. They’ve already mentioned my relationship to Rob in front of me—making a big deal about it! I told them I wouldn’t defend anyone’s faults; but aside from what he did against the law of the land, the trouble with the Lennox, and the unfortunate incidents where some people lost their lives because of him, he was an honest man compared to any of them—So why should I care about their gossip? If Rob is an outlaw, let it be said to him—there are no longer laws regarding sheltering wanted people like there were in the dark days of the last Stuarts—I believe I’ve got a Scottish tongue in my head—if they speak, I’ll respond.”

It was with great pleasure that I saw the Bailie gradually surmount the barriers of caution, under the united influence of public spirit and good-natured interest in our affairs, together with his natural wish to avoid loss and acquire gain, and not a little harmless vanity. Through the combined operation of these motives, he at length arrived at the doughty resolution of taking the field in person, to aid in the recovery of my father's property. His whole information led me to believe, that if the papers were in possession of this Highland adventurer, it might be possible to induce him to surrender what he could not keep with any prospect of personal advantage; and I was conscious that the presence of his kinsman was likely to have considerable weight with him. I therefore cheerfully acquiesced in Mr. Jarvie's proposal that we should set out early next morning.

I was really pleased to see the Bailie slowly get over his cautiousness, thanks to a mix of public spirit, genuine interest in our situation, his natural desire to avoid losses and make a profit, and a bit of harmless vanity. Because of these combined influences, he eventually decided to take action himself to help recover my father's property. From what I gathered, if this Highland adventurer had the papers, we might be able to convince him to give them up since he wouldn’t be able to keep them with any real chance of benefit. I realized that having his relative with us would likely influence him significantly. So, I happily agreed with Mr. Jarvie’s suggestion that we leave early the next morning.

That honest gentleman was indeed as vivacious and alert in preparing to carry his purpose into execution, as he had been slow and cautious in forming it. He roared to Mattie to “air his trot-cosey, to have his jack-boots greased and set before the kitchen-fire all night, and to see that his beast be corned, and a' his riding gear in order.” Having agreed to meet him at five o'clock next morning, and having settled that Owen, whose presence could be of no use to us upon this expedition, should await our return at Glasgow, we took a kind farewell of this unexpectedly zealous friend. I installed Owen in an apartment in my lodgings, contiguous to my own, and, giving orders to Andrew Fairservice to attend me next morning at the hour appointed, I retired to rest with better hopes than it had lately been my fortune to entertain.

That honest gentleman was just as lively and alert in getting ready to carry out his plans as he had been slow and careful in making them. He called out to Mattie to “air out his trot-cosey, have his jack-boots greased and set by the kitchen fire all night, and to make sure that his horse is well-fed, with all his riding gear in order.” After agreeing to meet him at five o'clock the next morning and deciding that Owen, who wouldn’t be of any use to us on this trip, should wait for our return in Glasgow, we bid a warm farewell to this unexpectedly eager friend. I set Owen up in a room in my lodgings right next to mine and instructed Andrew Fairservice to meet me the next morning at the agreed time. I went to bed with better hopes than I had in a while.





CHAPTER TENTH.

             Far as the eye could reach no tree was seen,
             Earth, clad in russet, scorned the lively green;
                No birds, except as birds of passage flew;
                No bee was heard to hum, no dove to coo;
                No streams, as amber smooth-as amber clear,
                Were seen to glide, or heard to warble here.
                                             Prophecy of Famine.
             As far as the eye could see, no trees were visible,
             The earth, dressed in brown, rejected the vibrant green;
                No birds, except for migratory ones, flew by;
                No bees buzzed, and no doves cooed;
                No streams, smooth like amber and clear as amber,
                Were seen to flow or heard to sing here.
                                             Prophecy of Famine.

It was in the bracing atmosphere of a harvest morning, that I met by appointment Fairservice, with the horses, at the door of Mr. Jarvie's house, which was but little space distant from Mrs. Flyter's hotel. The first matter which caught my attention was, that whatever were the deficiencies of the pony which Mr. Fairservice's legal adviser, Clerk Touthope, generously bestowed upon him in exchange for Thorncliff's mare, he had contrived to part with it, and procure in its stead an animal with so curious and complete a lameness, that it seemed only to make use of three legs for the purpose of progression, while the fourth appeared as if meant to be flourished in the air by way of accompaniment. “What do you mean by bringing such a creature as that here, sir? and where is the pony you rode to Glasgow upon?” were my very natural and impatient inquiries.

It was on a refreshing harvest morning that I met Fairservice, as planned, with the horses at the door of Mr. Jarvie's house, which was not far from Mrs. Flyter's hotel. The first thing that caught my attention was that, no matter the issues with the pony that Mr. Fairservice’s legal advisor, Clerk Touthope, had generously given him in exchange for Thorncliff’s mare, he had managed to sell it and get a new horse with such a strange and extreme lameness that it seemed to move around on only three legs, while the fourth leg was raised in the air as if for show. “What do you mean by bringing such a creature as this here, sir? And where is the pony you rode to Glasgow?” were my very natural and impatient questions.

“I sell't it, sir. It was a slink beast, and wad hae eaten its head aff, standing at Luckie Flyter's at livery. And I hae bought this on your honour's account. It's a grand bargain—cost but a pund sterling the foot—that's four a'thegither. The stringhalt will gae aff when it's gaen a mile; it's a weel-ken'd ganger; they call it Souple Tam.”

“I sold it, sir. It was a sneaky animal and would have bitten its own head off while standing at Luckie Flyter's in the stable. And I bought this on your honor's behalf. It's a great deal—it only cost a pound sterling per foot—that's four in total. The stringhalt will go away after it’s gone a mile; it’s a well-known horse; they call it Souple Tam.”

“On my soul, sir,” said I, “you will never rest till my supple-jack and your shoulders become acquainted. If you do not go instantly and procure the other brute, you shall pay the penalty of your ingenuity.”

“Honestly, sir,” I said, “you won’t stop until my whip and your shoulders get to know each other. If you don’t go right now and get the other animal, you’ll face the consequences of your cleverness.”

Andrew, notwithstanding my threats, continued to battle the point, as he said it would cost him a guinea of rue-bargain to the man who had bought his pony, before he could get it back again. Like a true Englishman, though sensible I was duped by the rascal, I was about to pay his exaction rather than lose time, when forth sallied Mr. Jarvie, cloaked, mantled, hooded, and booted, as if for a Siberian winter, while two apprentices, under the immediate direction of Mattie, led forth the decent ambling steed which had the honour on such occasions to support the person of the Glasgow magistrate. Ere he “clombe to the saddle,” an expression more descriptive of the Bailie's mode of mounting than that of the knights-errant to whom Spenser applies it, he inquired the cause of the dispute betwixt my servant and me. Having learned the nature of honest Andrew's manoeuvre he instantly cut short all debate, by pronouncing, that if Fairservice did not forthwith return the three-legged palfrey, and produce the more useful quadruped which he had discarded, he would send him to prison, and amerce him in half his wages. “Mr. Osbaldistone,” said he, “contracted for the service of both your horse and you—twa brutes at ance—ye unconscionable rascal!—but I'se look weel after you during this journey.”

Andrew, despite my threats, kept arguing the point, claiming it would cost him a guinea in lost payment to the guy who bought his pony before he could get it back. Like a true Englishman, even though I knew I was being tricked by the scoundrel, I was about to give in to his demands just to avoid wasting time, when Mr. Jarvie appeared, dressed for a Siberian winter in a cloak, mantle, hood, and boots. Two apprentices, under Mattie's direct supervision, brought out the respectable, easy-going horse that often carried the Glasgow magistrate. Before he "climbed into the saddle," which described the Bailie's way of getting on better than the knights-errant Spenser talks about, he asked what the argument between my servant and me was about. After learning about honest Andrew's trick, he immediately ended all discussion by declaring that if Fairservice didn't return the three-legged horse right away and bring back the more useful one he had discarded, he would send him to jail and dock half his wages. “Mr. Osbaldistone,” he said, “contracted for the service of both your horse and you—two brutes at once—you unconscionable rascal!—but I’ll keep a close eye on you during this journey.”

“It will be nonsense fining me,” said Andrew, doughtily, “that hasna a grey groat to pay a fine wi'—it's ill taking the breeks aff a Hielandman.”

“It’s pointless to fine me,” said Andrew bravely, “when I don’t have a single penny to pay the fine with—it’s tough taking the pants off a Highlander.”

“If ye hae nae purse to fine, ye hae flesh to pine,” replied the Bailie, “and I will look weel to ye getting your deserts the tae way or the tither.”

“If you don't have money to pay, you have your body to suffer,” replied the Bailie, “and I'll make sure you get what you deserve one way or another.”

To the commands of Mr. Jarvie, therefore, Andrew was compelled to submit, only muttering between his teeth, “Ower mony maisters,—ower mony maisters, as the paddock said to the harrow, when every tooth gae her a tig.”

To Mr. Jarvie's commands, Andrew had no choice but to comply, only mumbling to himself, “Too many bosses—too many bosses, like the frog said to the harrow, when every tooth gave her a poke.”

Apparently he found no difficulty in getting rid of Supple Tam, and recovering possession of his former Bucephalus, for he accomplished the exchange without being many minutes absent; nor did I hear further of his having paid any smart-money for breach of bargain.

Apparently, he had no trouble getting rid of Supple Tam and getting back his old Bucephalus, as he made the exchange in just a few minutes. I also didn’t hear anything about him having to pay any compensation for breaking the agreement.

We now set forward, but had not reached the top of the street in which Mr. Jarvie dwelt, when a loud hallooing and breathless call of “Stop, stop!” was heard behind us. We stopped accordingly, and were overtaken by Mr. Jarvie's two lads, who bore two parting tokens of Mattie's care for her master. The first was conveyed in the form of a voluminous silk handkerchief, like the mainsail of one of his own West-Indiamen, which Mrs. Mattie particularly desired he would put about his neck, and which, thus entreated, he added to his other integuments. The second youngster brought only a verbal charge (I thought I saw the rogue disposed to laugh as he delivered it) on the part of the housekeeper, that her master would take care of the waters. “Pooh! pooh! silly hussy,” answered Mr. Jarvie; but added, turning to me, “it shows a kind heart though—it shows a kind heart in sae young a quean—Mattie's a carefu' lass.” So speaking, he pricked the sides of his palfrey, and we left the town without farther interruption.

We set off, but barely reached the top of the street where Mr. Jarvie lived when we heard a loud shout and a breathless call of “Stop, stop!” from behind us. We paused, and Mr. Jarvie's two boys caught up with us, carrying two parting gifts from Mattie for her master. The first was a large silk handkerchief, reminiscent of the mainsail of one of his own West Indies ships, which Mrs. Mattie specifically asked him to wear around his neck. He wrapped it around himself as she requested. The second boy only had a verbal message (I could tell he was trying not to laugh as he said it) from the housekeeper, reminding her master to take care of the waters. “Nonsense! Silly girl,” Mr. Jarvie replied, but then he turned to me and said, “It shows a kind heart, though—it shows a kind heart in such a young girl—Mattie's a thoughtful lass.” With that, he urged his horse forward, and we left the town without any further interruptions.

While we paced easily forward, by a road which conducted us north-eastward from the town, I had an opportunity to estimate and admire the good qualities of my new friend. Although, like my father, he considered commercial transactions the most important objects of human life, he was not wedded to them so as to undervalue more general knowledge. On the contrary, with much oddity and vulgarity of manner,—with a vanity which he made much more ridiculous by disguising it now and then under a thin veil of humility, and devoid as he was of all the advantages of a learned education, Mr. Jarvie's conversation showed tokens of a shrewd, observing, liberal, and, to the extent of its opportunities, a well-improved mind. He was a good local antiquary, and entertained me, as we passed along, with an account of remarkable events which had formerly taken place in the scenes through which we passed. And as he was well acquainted with the ancient history of his district, he saw with the prospective eye of an enlightened patriot, the buds of many of those future advantages which have only blossomed and ripened within these few years. I remarked also, and with great pleasure, that although a keen Scotchman, and abundantly zealous for the honour of his country, he was disposed to think liberally of the sister kingdom. When Andrew Fairservice (whom, by the way, the Bailie could not abide) chose to impute the accident of one of the horses casting his shoe to the deteriorating influence of the Union, he incurred a severe rebuke from Mr. Jarvie.

As we walked comfortably along a road heading northeast from the town, I had a chance to assess and appreciate the qualities of my new friend. While he, like my father, viewed business dealings as the most important aspects of life, he didn’t dismiss broader knowledge. On the contrary, despite his eccentricity and somewhat common demeanor—his vanity, which he sometimes masked with a thin layer of humility, and lacking the benefits of a formal education—Mr. Jarvie’s conversation revealed signs of a sharp, observant, open-minded, and, given his experiences, well-cultivated intellect. He was an enthusiastic local historian and entertained me with stories about notable events that had taken place in the areas we were passing through. With a good knowledge of the ancient history of his region, he foresaw, with the insight of an enlightened patriot, many of the future benefits that have only flourished and matured in recent years. I also noticed, to my delight, that although he was a proud Scot and fiercely protective of his country’s honor, he was inclined to view England favorably. When Andrew Fairservice (who, by the way, the Bailie could not stand) suggested that one of the horses losing its shoe was due to the negative effects of the Union, he received a harsh reprimand from Mr. Jarvie.

“Whisht, sir!—whisht! it's ill-scraped tongues like yours, that make mischief atween neighbourhoods and nations. There's naething sae gude on this side o' time but it might hae been better, and that may be said o' the Union. Nane were keener against it than the Glasgow folk, wi' their rabblings and their risings, and their mobs, as they ca' them now-a-days. But it's an ill wind blaws naebody gude—Let ilka ane roose the ford as they find it—I say let Glasgow flourish! whilk is judiciously and elegantly putten round the town's arms, by way of by-word.—Now, since St. Mungo catched herrings in the Clyde, what was ever like to gar us flourish like the sugar and tobacco trade? Will onybody tell me that, and grumble at the treaty that opened us a road west-awa' yonder?”

“Quiet, sir!—quiet! It’s people with loose tongues like yours who create trouble between neighborhoods and nations. There’s nothing so good in this world that it couldn’t be better, and that goes for the Union too. No one was more opposed to it than the people of Glasgow, with their protests and their uprisings, and their riots, as they call them these days. But it’s a bad wind that brings no good to anyone—Let each person judge the situation as they see it—I say let Glasgow thrive! which is wisely and elegantly expressed on the town’s coat of arms as a motto.—Now, since St. Mungo caught fish in the Clyde, what could ever help us thrive more than the sugar and tobacco trade? Can anyone tell me that, and complain about the treaty that gave us a route west over there?”

Andrew Fairservice was far from acquiescing in these arguments of expedience, and even ventured to enter a grumbling protest, “That it was an unco change to hae Scotland's laws made in England; and that, for his share, he wadna for a' the herring-barrels in Glasgow, and a' the tobacco-casks to boot, hae gien up the riding o' the Scots Parliament, or sent awa' our crown, and our sword, and our sceptre, and Mons Meg,* to be keepit by thae English pock-puddings in the Tower o' Lunnon.

Andrew Fairservice was far from agreeing with these arguments about practicality, and even dared to express a grumbling protest, “That it was a big change to have Scotland's laws made in England; and that, for his part, he wouldn’t trade the riding of the Scots Parliament, or send away our crown, our sword, and our scepter, and Mons Meg,* to be kept by those English fatheads in the Tower of London."

* Note G. Mons Meg.

* Note G. Mons Meg.

What wad Sir William Wallace, or auld Davie Lindsay, hae said to the Union, or them that made it?”

What would Sir William Wallace, or old Davie Lindsay, have said about the Union, or those who created it?

The road which we travelled, while diverting the way with these discussions, had become wild and open, as soon as we had left Glasgow a mile or two behind us, and was growing more dreary as we advanced. Huge continuous heaths spread before, behind, and around us, in hopeless barrenness—now level and interspersed with swamps, green with treacherous verdure, or sable with turf, or, as they call them in Scotland, peat-bogs,—and now swelling into huge heavy ascents, which wanted the dignity and form of hills, while they were still more toilsome to the passenger. There were neither trees nor bushes to relieve the eye from the russet livery of absolute sterility. The very heath was of that stinted imperfect kind which has little or no flower, and affords the coarsest and meanest covering, which, as far as my experience enables me to judge, mother Earth is ever arrayed in. Living thing we saw none, except occasionally a few straggling sheep of a strange diversity of colours, as black, bluish, and orange. The sable hue predominated, however, in their faces and legs. The very birds seemed to shun these wastes, and no wonder, since they had an easy method of escaping from them;—at least I only heard the monotonous and plaintive cries of the lapwing and curlew, which my companions denominated the peasweep and whaup.

The road we were on, while distracted by these discussions, had become wild and open as soon as we left Glasgow a mile or two behind us, and it grew more dreary as we went on. Vast stretches of heathland spread out before us, behind us, and all around in hopeless barrenness—sometimes flat and dotted with swamps, green with deceptive plants, or dark with turf, or as they call them in Scotland, peat-bogs—and other times rising into large, heavy slopes that lacked the dignity and shape of hills, making them even more exhausting for travelers. There were no trees or bushes to break up the dull brown landscape of complete sterility. Even the heath was of that stunted, imperfect variety that hardly flowers and provides the coarsest and poorest covering, which, in my experience, is the drabbest Mother Earth ever wears. We saw no living creatures except for the occasional few wandering sheep with a strange mix of colors, like black, bluish, and orange. However, the black shade was most common on their faces and legs. Even the birds seemed to avoid these barren lands, and it wasn't surprising since they had an easy way to stay away from them; at least I only heard the monotonous and sad cries of the lapwing and curlew, which my companions called the peasweep and whaup.

At dinner, however, which we took about noon, at a most miserable alehouse, we had the good fortune to find that these tiresome screamers of the morass were not the only inhabitants of the moors. The goodwife told us, that “the gudeman had been at the hill;” and well for us that he had been so, for we enjoyed the produce of his chasse in the shape of some broiled moor-game,—a dish which gallantly eked out the ewe-milk cheese, dried salmon, and oaten bread, being all besides that the house afforded. Some very indifferent two-penny ale, and a glass of excellent brandy, crowned our repast; and as our horses had, in the meantime, discussed their corn, we resumed our journey with renovated vigour.

At dinner, which we had around noon at a pretty miserable pub, we were lucky to find that those annoying screamers from the bog weren't the only ones living on the moors. The innkeeper's wife told us that “the goodman had been at the hill,” and it was a good thing he had, as we enjoyed the fruits of his hunt in the form of some grilled game birds—a dish that nicely complemented the ewe-milk cheese, dried salmon, and oat bread, which were all the place had to offer. A rather mediocre cheap beer and a glass of excellent brandy completed our meal; and while our horses were busy finishing their feed, we set off again with renewed energy.

I had need of all the spirits a good dinner could give, to resist the dejection which crept insensibly on my mind, when I combined the strange uncertainty of my errand with the disconsolate aspect of the country through which it was leading me. Our road continued to be, if possible, more waste and wild than that we had travelled in the forenoon. The few miserable hovels that showed some marks of human habitation, were now of still rarer occurrence; and at length, as we began to ascend an uninterrupted swell of moorland, they totally disappeared. The only exercise which my imagination received was, when some particular turn of the road gave us a partial view, to the left, of a large assemblage of dark-blue mountains stretching to the north and north-west, which promised to include within their recesses a country as wild perhaps, but certainly differing greatly in point of interest, from that which we now travelled. The peaks of this screen of mountains were as wildly varied and distinguished, as the hills which we had seen on the right were tame and lumpish; and while I gazed on this Alpine region, I felt a longing to explore its recesses, though accompanied with toil and danger, similar to that which a sailor feels when he wishes for the risks and animation of a battle or a gale, in exchange for the insupportable monotony of a protracted calm. I made various inquiries of my friend Mr. Jarvie respecting the names and positions of these remarkable mountains; but it was a subject on which he had no information, or did not choose to be communicative. “They're the Hieland hills—the Hieland hills—Ye'll see and hear eneugh about them before ye see Glasgow Cross again—I downa look at them—I never see them but they gar me grew. It's no for fear—no for fear, but just for grief, for the puir blinded half-starved creatures that inhabit them—but say nae mair about it—it's ill speaking o' Hielandmen sae near the line. I hae ken'd mony an honest man wadna hae ventured this length without he had made his last will and testament—Mattie had ill-will to see me set awa' on this ride, and grat awee, the sillie tawpie; but it's nae mair ferlie to see a woman greet than to see a goose gang barefit.”

I needed all the energy a good dinner could provide to fight off the sadness that quietly settled on my mind as I combined the strange uncertainty of my mission with the gloomy landscape around me. Our path continued to be even more desolate and wild than the one we traveled in the morning. The few pitiful huts that showed signs of human life were now even rarer, and eventually, as we began to climb an unbroken rise of moorland, they completely vanished. The only stimulation for my imagination came when a certain bend in the road offered us a partial view to the left of a vast collection of dark-blue mountains stretching to the north and northwest, promising to include a region that was perhaps just as wild but vastly different in interest from the place we were currently traveling through. The peaks of this mountain range were wildly varied and distinct, while the hills we saw to the right appeared dull and flat. As I gazed at this Alpine landscape, I felt a strong desire to explore its depths, though I knew it would involve toil and danger, similar to what a sailor experiences when he craves the risks and excitement of a battle or storm instead of the unbearable monotony of a long calm. I asked my friend Mr. Jarvie various questions about the names and locations of these notable mountains, but it was a topic he either had no information about or preferred not to discuss. “They're the Highland hills—the Highland hills—You’ll see and hear enough about them before you see Glasgow Cross again—I can’t look at them—I never see them without feeling uneasy. It’s not fear—no fear, but just sorrow for the poor, blinded, half-starved people that live there—but let’s not talk about it—it's not right to speak ill of Highland men so close to their territory. I’ve known many honest men who wouldn’t have ventured this far without making their last will and testament—Mattie was upset to see me set off on this ride and shed a few tears, the silly girl; but it’s no stranger to see a woman cry than to see a goose walk barefoot.”

I next attempted to lead the discourse on the character and history of the person whom we were going to visit; but on this topic Mr. Jarvie was totally inaccessible, owing perhaps in part to the attendance of Mr. Andrew Fairservice, who chose to keep so close in our rear that his ears could not fail to catch every word which was spoken, while his tongue assumed the freedom of mingling in our conversation as often as he saw an opportunity. For this he occasionally incurred Mr. Jarvie's reproof.

I then tried to steer the conversation towards the character and background of the person we were about to visit; however, Mr. Jarvie was completely unresponsive on this subject, possibly partly because Mr. Andrew Fairservice was tagging along so closely behind us that he couldn’t help but hear everything we said, while also jumping into our conversation whenever he found a chance. For this, he sometimes earned a reprimand from Mr. Jarvie.

“Keep back, sir, as best sets ye,” said the Bailie, as Andrew pressed forward to catch the answer to some question I had asked about Campbell. —“ye wad fain ride the fore-horse, an ye wist how.—That chield's aye for being out o' the cheese-fat he was moulded in.—Now, as for your questions, Mr. Osbaldistone, now that chield's out of ear-shot, I'll just tell you it's free to you to speer, and it's free to me to answer, or no—Gude I canna say muckle o' Rob, puir chield; ill I winna say o' him, for, forby that he's my cousin, we're coming near his ain country, and there may be ane o' his gillies ahint every whin-bush, for what I ken—And if ye'll be guided by my advice, the less ye speak about him, or where we are gaun, or what we are gaun to do, we'll be the mair likely to speed us in our errand. For it's like we may fa' in wi' some o' his unfreends—there are e'en ower mony o' them about—and his bonnet sits even on his brow yet for a' that; but I doubt they'll be upsides wi' Rob at the last—air day or late day, the fox's hide finds aye the flaying knife.”

“Step back, sir, as best suits you,” said the Bailie, as Andrew leaned in to catch the answer to a question I had asked about Campbell. “You’d love to be in the lead, if you knew how. That guy always wants to be out of the situation he was born into. Now, regarding your questions, Mr. Osbaldistone, now that he’s out of earshot, I’ll tell you it’s your choice to ask, and it’s my choice to answer or not—God, I can’t say much about Rob, poor guy; I won’t say anything bad about him, because besides being my cousin, we’re getting closer to his home territory, and there might be one of his men hiding behind every bush, for all I know. And if you’ll take my advice, the less you say about him, or where we're going, or what our plans are, the more likely we are to succeed in our mission. Because we might run into some of his enemies—there are way too many of them around—and his hat is still on his head for all that; but I doubt they’ll catch up with Rob in the end—sooner or later, the fox always finds the butcher's knife.”

“I will certainly,” I replied, “be entirely guided by your experience.”

"I'll definitely," I replied, "follow your lead based on your experience."

“Right, Mr. Osbaldistone—right. But I maun speak to this gabbling skyte too, for bairns and fules speak at the Cross what they hear at the ingle-side.—D'ye hear, you, Andrew—what's your name?—Fairservice!”

“Right, Mr. Osbaldistone—right. But I need to talk to this chatterbox too, because kids and fools repeat at the Cross what they hear by the fireplace.—Do you hear me, Andrew—what’s your name?—Fairservice!”

Andrew, who at the last rebuff had fallen a good way behind, did not choose to acknowledge the summons.

Andrew, who had fallen quite a bit behind after the last rejection, chose not to respond to the call.

“Andrew, ye scoundrel!” repeated Mr. Jarvie; “here, sir here!”

“Andrew, you scoundrel!” Mr. Jarvie repeated. “Right here, sir!”

“Here is for the dog.” said Andrew, coming up sulkily.

“Here’s for the dog,” Andrew said, approaching with a sulky expression.

“I'll gie you dog's wages, ye rascal, if ye dinna attend to what I say t'ye—We are gaun into the Hielands a bit”—

“I'll give you a dog's wages, you scoundrel, if you don't pay attention to what I'm telling you—We're going into the Highlands for a bit—”

“I judged as muckle,” said Andrew.

“I judged as much,” said Andrew.

“Haud your peace, ye knave, and hear what I have to say till ye—We are gaun a bit into the Hielands”—

“Shut your mouth, you fool, and listen to what I have to say until you—We are going a bit into the Highlands”—

“Ye tauld me sae already,” replied the incorrigible Andrew.

“You told me that already,” replied the incorrigible Andrew.

“I'll break your head,” said the Bailie, rising in wrath, “if ye dinna haud your tongue.”

“I'll smash your head,” said the Bailie, standing up in anger, “if you don’t keep quiet.”

“A hadden tongue,” replied Andrew, “makes a slabbered mouth.”

“A hardened tongue,” replied Andrew, “creates a slobbered mouth.”

It was now necessary I should interfere, which I did by commanding Andrew, with an authoritative tone, to be silent at his peril.

It was now necessary for me to step in, which I did by telling Andrew, in a commanding tone, to be quiet at his own risk.

“I am silent,” said Andrew. “I'se do a' your lawfu' bidding without a nay-say. My puir mother used aye to tell me,

“I’m silent,” said Andrew. “I’ll do all your lawful bidding without a word of protest. My poor mother always used to tell me,

                      Be it better, be it worse,
                      Be ruled by him that has the purse.
                      Whether it's good or bad,
                      Be controlled by the one who has the money.

Sae ye may e'en speak as lang as ye like, baith the tane and the tither o' you, for Andrew.”

Soo you can both talk as long as you want, both of you, for Andrew.

Mr. Jarvie took the advantage of his stopping after quoting the above proverb, to give him the requisite instructions. “Now, sir, it's as muckle as your life's worth—that wad be dear o' little siller, to be sure—but it is as muckle as a' our lives are worth, if ye dinna mind what I sae to ye. In this public whar we are gaun to, and whar it is like we may hae to stay a' night, men o' a' clans and kindred—Hieland and Lawland—tak up their quarters—And whiles there are mair drawn dirks than open Bibles amang them, when the usquebaugh gets uppermost. See ye neither meddle nor mak, nor gie nae offence wi' that clavering tongue o' yours, but keep a calm sough, and let ilka cock fight his ain battle.”

Mr. Jarvie took the chance to pause after quoting the proverb to give him the necessary instructions. “Now, sir, it’s as important as your life—though it might cost you some money, to be honest—but it’s as important as all our lives are if you don’t listen to what I’m telling you. In this pub we’re heading to, where we might have to stay all night, men from all clans and backgrounds—Highland and Lowland—set up their quarters. And sometimes there are more drawn daggers than open Bibles among them when the whisky starts flowing. So, don’t meddle or create trouble, and don’t offend anyone with that chatter of yours; just stay calm and let each person fight their own battle.”

“Muckle needs to tell me that,” said Andrew, contemptuously, “as if I had never seen a Hielandman before, and ken'd nae how to manage them. Nae man alive can cuitle up Donald better than mysell—I hae bought wi' them, sauld wi' them, eaten wi' them, drucken wi' them”—

“Muckle needs to tell me that,” said Andrew, disdainfully, “as if I’ve never seen a Highlander before and don’t know how to handle them. No one alive can deal with Donald better than I can—I’ve traded with them, sold to them, eaten with them, and drunk with them—”

“Did ye ever fight wi' them?” said Mr. Jarvie.

"Have you ever fought with them?" asked Mr. Jarvie.

“Na, na,” answered Andrew, “I took care o' that: it wad ill hae set me, that am an artist and half a scholar to my trade, to be fighting amang a wheen kilted loons that dinna ken the name o' a single herb or flower in braid Scots, let abee in the Latin tongue.”

“Na, na,” replied Andrew, “I took care of that: it would have looked bad for me, being an artist and half a scholar by trade, to be fighting among a bunch of kilted guys who don’t even know the name of a single herb or flower in broad Scots, not to mention in Latin.”

“Then,” said Mr. Jarvie, “as ye wad keep either your tongue in your mouth, or your lugs in your head (and ye might miss them, for as saucy members as they are), I charge ye to say nae word, gude or bad, that ye can weel get by, to onybody that may be in the Clachan. And ye'll specially understand that ye're no to be bleezing and blasting about your master's name and mine, or saying that this is Mr. Bailie Nicol Jarvie o' the Saut Market, son o' the worthy Deacon Nicol Jarvie, that a' body has heard about; and this is Mr. Frank Osbaldistone, son of the managing partner of the great house of Osbaldistone and Tresham, in the City.”

“Then,” said Mr. Jarvie, “if you want to keep either your mouth shut or your ears intact (and you might want to, since they can get you in trouble), I insist that you don’t say a word, good or bad, that you can easily avoid, to anyone in the Clachan. And you need to be clear that you’re not to be bragging and shouting about your master’s name or mine, or saying that this is Mr. Bailie Nicol Jarvie of the Salt Market, son of the respected Deacon Nicol Jarvie, whom everyone knows; and this is Mr. Frank Osbaldistone, son of the managing partner of the big firm of Osbaldistone and Tresham in the City.”

“Eneueh said,” answered Andrew—“eneueh said. What need ye think I wad be speaking about your names for?—I hae mony things o' mair importance to speak about, I trow.”

“Eneueh said,” Andrew replied, “eneueh said. Why do you think I would be talking about your names? I have many more important things to discuss, I assure you.”

“It's thae very things of importance that I am feared for, ye blethering goose; ye maunna speak ony thing, gude or bad, that ye can by any possibility help.”

“It's the very things that matter that I'm worried about, you chatty fool; you shouldn't say anything, good or bad, that you can possibly avoid.”

“If ye dinna think me fit,” replied Andrew, in a huff, “to speak like ither folk, gie me my wages and my board-wages, and I'se gae back to Glasgow—There's sma' sorrow at our parting, as the auld mear said to the broken cart.”

“If you don’t think I’m fit,” replied Andrew, angrily, “to talk like everyone else, give me my wages and my board pay, and I’ll go back to Glasgow—There’s not much sadness in our parting, like the old mare said to the broken cart.”

Finding Andrew's perverseness again rising to a point which threatened to occasion me inconvenience, I was under the necessity of explaining to him, that he might return if he thought proper, but that in that case I would not pay him a single farthing for his past services. The argument ad crumenam, as it has been called by jocular logicians, has weight with the greater part of mankind, and Andrew was in that particular far from affecting any trick of singularity. He “drew in his horns,” to use the Bailie's phrase, on the instant, professed no intention whatever to disoblige, and a resolution to be guided by my commands, whatever they might be.

Finding Andrew's stubbornness once again rising to a level that threatened to cause me inconvenience, I felt the need to explain to him that he could come back if he wanted, but in that case, I wouldn't pay him a single penny for his previous work. The argument about money, as it's been called by joking logicians, holds a lot of sway over most people, and Andrew certainly didn't try to act uniquely in that regard. He "pulled back," as the Bailie would say, immediately claimed he had no intention of being difficult, and expressed his willingness to follow my instructions, no matter what they might be.

Concord being thus happily restored to our small party, we continued to pursue our journey. The road, which had ascended for six or seven English miles, began now to descend for about the same space, through a country which neither in fertility nor interest could boast any advantage over that which we had passed already, and which afforded no variety, unless when some tremendous peak of a Highland mountain appeared at a distance. We continued, however, to ride on without pause and even when night fell and overshadowed the desolate wilds which we traversed, we were, as I understood from Mr. Jarvie, still three miles and a bittock distant from the place where we were to spend the night.

With harmony restored to our small group, we continued on our journey. The road, which had been climbing for six or seven English miles, now started to descend for about the same distance, through a landscape that offered no advantages in terms of fertility or interest compared to what we had already seen, and provided no variety except when a dramatic peak of a Highland mountain appeared in the distance. Nevertheless, we kept riding without stopping, and even as night fell and cast shadows over the desolate wilderness we were crossing, I learned from Mr. Jarvie that we were still three miles and a bit away from our destination for the night.





CHAPTER ELEVENTH.

                          Baron of Bucklivie,
                       May the foul fiend drive ye,
                          And a' to pieces rive ye,
                          For building sic a town,
                       Where there's neither horse meat,
                          Nor man's meat,
                       Nor a chair to sit down.
                                Scottish Popular Rhymes on a bad Inn.
                          Baron of Bucklivie,  
                       May the nasty devil take you,  
                          And tear you to pieces,  
                          For building such a town,  
                       Where there's neither horse meat,  
                          Nor human food,  
                       Nor a chair to sit on.  
                                Scottish Popular Rhymes on a bad Inn.  

The night was pleasant, and the moon afforded us good light for our journey. Under her rays, the ground over which we passed assumed a more interesting appearance than during the broad daylight, which discovered the extent of its wasteness. The mingled light and shadows gave it an interest which naturally did not belong to it; and, like the effect of a veil flung over a plain woman, irritated our curiosity on a subject which had in itself nothing gratifying.

The night was nice, and the moon provided us with enough light for our journey. Under its glow, the ground we crossed looked more intriguing than it did in the harsh daylight, which revealed its barrenness. The mix of light and shadows added an interest that wasn't really there; it was like the effect of a veil draped over an average-looking woman, piquing our curiosity about something that really wasn't appealing.

The descent, however, still continued, turned, winded, left the more open heaths, and got into steeper ravines, which promised soon to lead us to the banks of some brook or river, and ultimately made good their presage. We found ourselves at length on the bank of a stream, which rather resembled one of my native English rivers than those I had hitherto seen in Scotland. It was narrow, deep, still, and silent; although the imperfect light, as it gleamed on its placid waters, showed also that we were now among the lofty mountains which formed its cradle. “That's the Forth,” said the Bailie, with an air of reverence, which I have observed the Scotch usually pay to their distinguished rivers. The Clyde, the Tweed, the Forth, the Spey, are usually named by those who dwell on their banks with a sort of respect and pride, and I have known duels occasioned by any word of disparagement. I cannot say I have the least quarrel with this sort of harmless enthusiasm. I received my friend's communication with the importance which he seemed to think appertained to it. In fact, I was not a little pleased, after so long and dull a journey, to approach a region which promised to engage the imagination. My faithful squire, Andrew, did not seem to be quite of the same opinion, for he received the solemn information, “That is the Forth,” with a “Umph!—an he had said that's the public-house, it wad hae been mair to the purpose.”

The descent, however, still continued, turning and winding, moving away from the more open heaths and into steeper ravines, which promised to lead us soon to the banks of some brook or river, and ultimately fulfilled that promise. We finally found ourselves on the bank of a stream that looked more like one of my native English rivers than any I had seen in Scotland so far. It was narrow, deep, calm, and quiet; although the dim light, as it shimmered on its smooth waters, showed that we were now among the tall mountains that cradled it. “That's the Forth,” said the Bailie, with a sense of reverence that I've noticed Scots usually show toward their famous rivers. The Clyde, the Tweed, the Forth, the Spey, are often mentioned by those who live along their banks with a kind of respect and pride, and I've seen duels sparked by any negative comment about them. I can't say I have any issue with this harmless enthusiasm. I received my friend's statement with the significance he seemed to believe it deserved. In fact, I was quite pleased, after such a long and dull journey, to arrive at a place that promised to capture the imagination. My loyal squire, Andrew, didn't seem to share the same sentiment, as he reacted to the solemn news, “That is the Forth,” with a “Umph!—if he had said that's the pub, it would have been more relevant.”

The Forth, however, as far as the imperfect light permitted me to judge, seemed to merit the admiration of those who claimed an interest in its stream. A beautiful eminence of the most regular round shape, and clothed with copsewood of hazels, mountain-ash, and dwarf-oak, intermixed with a few magnificent old trees, which, rising above the underwood, exposed their forked and bared branches to the silver moonshine, seemed to protect the sources from which the river sprung. If I could trust the tale of my companion, which, while professing to disbelieve every word of it, he told under his breath, and with an air of something like intimidation, this hill, so regularly formed, so richly verdant, and garlanded with such a beautiful variety of ancient trees and thriving copsewood, was held by the neighbourhood to contain, within its unseen caverns, the palaces of the fairies—a race of airy beings, who formed an intermediate class between men and demons, and who, if not positively malignant to humanity, were yet to be avoided and feared, on account of their capricious, vindictive, and irritable disposition.*

The Forth, however, as much as the dim light allowed me to see, seemed to deserve the admiration of those who were interested in its waters. A lovely hill, perfectly round and covered with hazel, mountain ash, and dwarf oak, mixed in with a few magnificent old trees that rose above the underbrush, revealing their twisted and bare branches to the silvery moonlight, seemed to guard the springs from which the river flowed. If I could believe the story of my companion, which he told under his breath while claiming to disbelieve every word, with an air of something like fear, this hill, so perfectly shaped, so lush, and adorned with such a lovely variety of ancient trees and thriving underbrush, was believed by the locals to conceal, within its hidden caverns, the palaces of fairies—a race of ethereal beings that existed between humans and demons, who, while not explicitly harmful to humanity, were still to be avoided and feared because of their unpredictable, vengeful, and irritable nature.*

* Note H. Fairy Superstition.

* Note H. Fairy Beliefs.

“They ca' them,” said Mr. Jarvie, in a whisper, “Daoine Schie,—whilk signifies, as I understand, men of peace; meaning thereby to make their gudewill. And we may e'en as weel ca' them that too, Mr. Osbaldistone, for there's nae gude in speaking ill o' the laird within his ain bounds.” But he added presently after, on seeing one or two lights which twinkled before us, “It's deceits o' Satan, after a', and I fearna to say it—for we are near the manse now, and yonder are the lights in the Clachan of Aberfoil.”

“They call them,” Mr. Jarvie whispered, “Daoine Schie,—which means, as I understand, men of peace; intending to earn their good will. And we might as well call them that too, Mr. Osbaldistone, because there's no good in speaking ill of the landowner in his own territory.” But he added shortly after, noticing one or two lights flickering ahead, “It's the work of Satan, after all, and I’m not afraid to say it—because we’re close to the manse now, and those are the lights in the Clachan of Aberfoil.”

I own I was well pleased at the circumstance to which Mr. Jarvie alluded; not so much that it set his tongue at liberty, in his opinion, with all safety to declare his real sentiments with respect to the Daoine Schie, or fairies, as that it promised some hours' repose to ourselves and our horses, of which, after a ride of fifty miles and upwards, both stood in some need.

I admit I was quite pleased with the situation Mr. Jarvie referred to; not just because it let him speak freely about his true feelings regarding the Daoine Schie, or fairies, but also because it promised us and our horses some much-needed rest after riding for over fifty miles.

We crossed the infant Forth by an old-fashioned stone bridge, very high and very narrow. My conductor, however, informed me, that to get through this deep and important stream, and to clear all its tributary dependencies, the general pass from the Highlands to the southward lay by what was called the Fords of Frew, at all times deep and difficult of passage, and often altogether unfordable. Beneath these fords, there was no pass of general resort until so far east as the bridge of Stirling; so that the river of Forth forms a defensible line between the Highlands and Lowlands of Scotland, from its source nearly to the Firth, or inlet of the ocean, in which it terminates. The subsequent events which we witnessed led me to recall with attention what the shrewdness of Bailie Jarvie suggested in his proverbial expression, that “Forth bridles the wild Highlandman.”

We crossed the young Forth River on an old stone bridge that was very high and narrow. However, my guide told me that to navigate this deep and significant river and its many tributaries, the main route from the Highlands to the south was through what’s known as the Fords of Frew, which are always deep and tricky to cross, and often completely impossible to navigate. Below these fords, there wasn’t a widely used crossing point until you got as far east as the bridge at Stirling; so the Forth River acts as a defensive barrier between the Highlands and Lowlands of Scotland, stretching from its source almost to the inlet of the ocean where it ends. The events that followed made me reflect on what Bailie Jarvie cleverly pointed out in his saying that “Forth bridles the wild Highlandman.”

About half a mile's riding, after we crossed the bridge, placed us at the door of the public-house where we were to pass the evening. It was a hovel rather worse than better than that in which we had dined; but its little windows were lighted up, voices were heard from within, and all intimated a prospect of food and shelter, to which we were by no means indifferent. Andrew was the first to observe that there was a peeled willow-wand placed across the half-open door of the little inn. He hung back and advised us not to enter. “For,” said Andrew, “some of their chiefs and grit men are birling at the usquebaugh in by there, and dinna want to be disturbed; and the least we'll get, if we gang ramstam in on them, will be a broken head, to learn us better havings, if we dinna come by the length of a cauld dirk in our wame, whilk is just as likely.”

About half a mile of riding, after we crossed the bridge, brought us to the door of the pub where we were going to spend the evening. It was a bit worse than the place where we had eaten, but its small windows were lit up, voices were heard from inside, and it all suggested a chance of food and shelter, which we definitely needed. Andrew was the first to notice that there was a peeled willow branch placed across the slightly open door of the little inn. He hesitated and advised us not to go in. “Because,” said Andrew, “some of their leaders and important people are drinking whiskey in there, and they don’t want to be disturbed; and the least we’ll get if we barge in on them is a broken head, to teach us better manners, if we don’t end up with a cold dagger in our belly, which is just as likely.”

I looked at the Bailie, who acknowledged, in a whisper, “that the gowk had some reason for singing, ance in the year.”

I looked at the Bailie, who whispered, “that the fool had some reason to sing once a year.”

Meantime a staring half-clad wench or two came out of the inn and the neighbouring cottages, on hearing the sound of our horses' feet. No one bade us welcome, nor did any one offer to take our horses, from which we had alighted; and to our various inquiries, the hopeless response of “Ha niel Sassenach,” was the only answer we could extract. The Bailie, however, found (in his experience) a way to make them speak English. “If I gie ye a bawbee,” said he to an urchin of about ten years old, with a fragment of a tattered plaid about him, “will you understand Sassenach?”

Meanwhile, a couple of half-dressed girls came out of the inn and the nearby cottages when they heard the sound of our horses' hooves. No one welcomed us, nor did anyone offer to take our horses after we dismounted; the only response we got to our various questions was the hopeless reply of “Ha hiel Sassenach.” However, the Bailie had a way of getting them to speak English based on his experience. “If I give you a penny,” he said to a scruffy-looking boy about ten years old, who was wearing a tattered piece of plaid, “will you understand Sassenach?”

“Ay, ay, that will I,” replied the brat, in very decent English. “Then gang and tell your mammy, my man, there's twa Sassenach gentlemen come to speak wi' her.”

“Ay, ay, I will do that,” replied the kid, in pretty decent English. “Then go and tell your mom, my man, there are two Sassenach gentlemen here to speak with her.”

The landlady presently appeared, with a lighted piece of split fir blazing in her hand. The turpentine in this species of torch (which is generally dug from out the turf-bogs) makes it blaze and sparkle readily, so that it is often used in the Highlands in lieu of candles. On this occasion such a torch illuminated the wild and anxious features of a female, pale, thin, and rather above the usual size, whose soiled and ragged dress, though aided by a plaid or tartan screen, barely served the purposes of decency, and certainly not those of comfort. Her black hair, which escaped in uncombed elf-locks from under her coif, as well as the strange and embarrassed look with which she regarded us, gave me the idea of a witch disturbed in the midst of her unlawful rites. She plainly refused to admit us into the house. We remonstrated anxiously, and pleaded the length of our journey, the state of our horses, and the certainty that there was not another place where we could be received nearer than Callander, which the Bailie stated to be seven Scots miles distant. How many these may exactly amount to in English measurement, I have never been able to ascertain, but I think the double ratio may be pretty safely taken as a medium computation. The obdurate hostess treated our expostulation with contempt. “Better gang farther than fare waur,” she said, speaking the Scottish Lowland dialect, and being indeed a native of the Lennox district—“Her house was taen up wi' them wadna like to be intruded on wi' strangers. She didna ken wha mair might be there—red-coats, it might be, frae the garrison.” (These last words she spoke under her breath, and with very strong emphasis.) “The night,” she said, “was fair abune head—a night amang the heather wad caller our bloods—we might sleep in our claes, as mony a gude blade does in the scabbard—there wasna muckle flowmoss in the shaw, if we took up our quarters right, and we might pit up our horses to the hill, naebody wad say naething against it.”

The landlady appeared with a lit piece of split fir in her hand. The turpentine in this type of torch, which is usually dug from the bogs, makes it catch fire and sparkle easily, so it’s often used in the Highlands instead of candles. On this occasion, such a torch illuminated the wild and worried face of a woman who was pale, thin, and slightly taller than average. Her dirty and ragged dress, despite being covered by a plaid or tartan wrap, barely met the standards of decency and certainly not comfort. Her black hair, which fell out in unkempt locks from under her coif, along with her strange and startled expression, made me think of a witch interrupted in the middle of her dark practices. She clearly refused to let us into the house. We anxiously argued and mentioned our long journey, the condition of our horses, and how the nearest place we could stay was in Callander, which the Bailie said was seven Scots miles away. I’ve never been able to figure out exactly how many miles that is in English measurement, but I think it’s safe to assume it’s roughly double. The stubborn landlady dismissed our pleas with disdain. “Better go farther than fare worse,” she said, speaking in the Scottish Lowland dialect and being a native of the Lennox area—“Her house was taken up with people who wouldn’t want to be disturbed by strangers. She didn’t know who else might be there—could be redcoats from the garrison.” (She muttered those last words under her breath with a lot of emphasis.) “The night,” she said, “is nice above us—a night among the heather would chill our blood—we could sleep in our clothes, just like many good blades do in their scabbards—there isn’t much moss in the grove, if we set up properly, and we could tie our horses to the hill; nobody would say anything against it.”

“But, my good woman,” said I, while the Bailie groaned and remained undecided, “it is six hours since we dined, and we have not taken a morsel since. I am positively dying with hunger, and I have no taste for taking up my abode supperless among these mountains of yours. I positively must enter; and make the best apology you can to your guests for adding a stranger or two to their number. Andrew, you will see the horses put up.”

“But, my good woman,” I said, while the Bailie groaned and stayed unsure, “it’s been six hours since we ate, and we haven't had a bite since then. I’m seriously starving, and I really don’t want to spend the night here in your mountains without dinner. I absolutely must come in, and please give your guests the best excuse you can for adding a couple of strangers to the mix. Andrew, make sure the horses are taken care of.”

The Hecate looked at me with surprise, and then ejaculated—“A wilfu' man will hae his way—them that will to Cupar maun to Cupar!—To see thae English belly-gods! he has had ae fu' meal the day already, and he'll venture life and liberty, rather than he'll want a het supper! Set roasted beef and pudding on the opposite side o' the pit o' Tophet, and an Englishman will mak a spang at it—But I wash my hands o't—Follow me sir” (to Andrew), “and I'se show ye where to pit the beasts.”

The Hecate looked at me in surprise and then exclaimed, “A determined man will get his way—those who want to go to Cupar must go to Cupar!—To see those English gluttons! He’s already had a full meal today, and he’d risk his life and freedom rather than miss a hot dinner! Put roasted beef and pudding on the other side of the pit of Hell, and an Englishman will leap for it—but I want nothing to do with it—Follow me, sir” (to Andrew), “and I’ll show you where to put the animals.”

I own I was somewhat dismayed at my landlady's expressions, which seemed to be ominous of some approaching danger. I did not, however, choose to shrink back after having declared my resolution, and accordingly I boldly entered the house; and after narrowly escaping breaking my shins over a turf back and a salting tub, which stood on either side of the narrow exterior passage, I opened a crazy half-decayed door, constructed not of plank, but of wicker, and, followed by the Bailie, entered into the principal apartment of this Scottish caravansary.

I admit I was a bit unsettled by my landlady's remarks, which seemed to hint at some looming danger. However, I didn't want to back down after declaring my determination, so I confidently stepped inside the house. After narrowly avoiding tripping over a grassy mound and a salt barrel that were on either side of the narrow outside passage, I opened a rickety, half-rotted door made not of wood, but of wicker, and, followed by the Bailie, entered the main room of this Scottish inn.

The interior presented a view which seemed singular enough to southern eyes. The fire, fed with blazing turf and branches of dried wood, blazed merrily in the centre; but the smoke, having no means to escape but through a hole in the roof, eddied round the rafters of the cottage, and hung in sable folds at the height of about five feet from the floor. The space beneath was kept pretty clear by innumerable currents of air which rushed towards the fire from the broken panel of basket-work which served as a door—from two square holes, designed as ostensible windows, through one of which was thrust a plaid, and through the other a tattered great-coat—and moreover, through various less distinguishable apertures in the walls of the tenement, which, being built of round stones and turf, cemented by mud, let in the atmosphere at innumerable crevices.

The interior presented a view that seemed quite unusual to southern eyes. The fire, fueled by burning turf and pieces of dry wood, crackled cheerfully in the center; however, the smoke had no way to escape except through a hole in the roof, swirling around the rafters of the cottage and hanging in dark folds about five feet above the floor. The area below was kept fairly clear by countless drafts of air rushing toward the fire from the broken basket-work panel that served as a door—from two square openings meant to be windows, one of which had a plaid pushed through it and the other a tattered coat—and also through various smaller gaps in the walls of the building, which was made of round stones and turf held together by mud, allowing the air to seep in through numerous cracks.

At an old oaken table, adjoining to the fire, sat three men, guests apparently, whom it was impossible to regard with indifference. Two were in the Highland dress; the one, a little dark-complexioned man, with a lively, quick, and irritable expression of features, wore the trews, or close pantaloons wove out of a sort of chequered stocking stuff. The Bailie whispered me, that “he behoved to be a man of some consequence, for that naebody but their Duinhe'wassels wore the trews—they were ill to weave exactly to their Highland pleasure.”

At a worn oak table next to the fire sat three men, apparently guests, who were impossible to overlook. Two of them were dressed in Highland attire; one was a short, dark-complexioned man with a lively, quick, and irritable expression, dressed in trews, which are tight pants made from a kind of patterned stocking fabric. The Bailie quietly told me that “he had to be an important man, because no one but their Duinhe'wassels wore trews—they were tough to weave just right for their Highland style.”

The other mountaineer was a very tall, strong man, with a quantity of reddish hair, freckled face, high cheek-bones, and long chin—a sort of caricature of the national features of Scotland. The tartan which he wore differed from that of his companion, as it had much more scarlet in it, whereas the shades of black and dark-green predominated in the chequers of the other. The third, who sate at the same table, was in the Lowland dress,—a bold, stout-looking man, with a cast of military daring in his eye and manner, his riding-dress showily and profusely laced, and his cocked hat of formidable dimensions. His hanger and a pair of pistols lay on the table before him. Each of the Highlanders had their naked dirks stuck upright in the board beside him,—an emblem, I was afterwards informed, but surely a strange one, that their computation was not to be interrupted by any brawl. A mighty pewter measure, containing about an English quart of usquebaugh, a liquor nearly as strong as brandy, which the Highlanders distil from malt, and drink undiluted in excessive quantities, was placed before these worthies. A broken glass, with a wooden foot, served as a drinking cup to the whole party, and circulated with a rapidity, which, considering the potency of the liquor, seemed absolutely marvellous. These men spoke loudly and eagerly together, sometimes in Gaelic, at other times in English. Another Highlander, wrapt in his plaid, reclined on the floor, his head resting on a stone, from which it was only separated by a wisp of straw, and slept or seemed to sleep, without attending to what was going on around him. He also was probably a stranger, for he lay in full dress, and accoutred with the sword and target, the usual arms of his countrymen when on a journey. Cribs there were of different dimensions beside the walls, formed, some of fractured boards, some of shattered wicker-work or plaited boughs, in which slumbered the family of the house, men, women, and children, their places of repose only concealed by the dusky wreaths of vapour which arose above, below, and around them.

The other mountaineer was a very tall, strong man with a lot of reddish hair, a freckled face, high cheekbones, and a long chin—a sort of caricature of the national features of Scotland. The tartan he wore was different from his companion's, having much more scarlet in it, while the other had more shades of black and dark green in his check patterns. The third man, sitting at the same table, was dressed in Lowland attire— a bold, stout-looking guy with a daring military look in his eye and manner, his riding outfit lavishly laced, and his cocked hat quite large. His hanger and a pair of pistols were laid out on the table in front of him. Each of the Highlanders had their bare dirks stuck upright in the board next to them—an emblem, as I learned later, but surely a strange one, indicating that they didn’t want their meal interrupted by any fight. A hefty pewter jug containing about an English quart of usquebaugh, a liquor nearly as strong as brandy that the Highlanders distill from malt and drink neat in large amounts, was placed before these guys. A broken glass with a wooden base served as the drinking cup for the whole group and passed around so quickly that, considering how potent the liquor was, it seemed absolutely incredible. These men spoke loudly and eagerly to each other, sometimes in Gaelic and other times in English. Another Highlander, wrapped in his plaid, lounged on the floor with his head resting on a stone, separated only by a bit of straw, and slept or appeared to be sleeping, oblivious to the activity around him. He was probably a stranger too, as he was fully dressed and armed with the sword and target, the usual gear of his countrymen when traveling. There were cribs of various sizes along the walls made of some broken boards, some made of shattered wicker or woven branches, where the family of the house—men, women, and children—slept, their resting places only hidden by the dark curls of steam rising above, below, and around them.

Our entrance was made so quietly, and the carousers I have described were so eagerly engaged in their discussions, that we escaped their notice for a minute or two. But I observed the Highlander who lay beside the fire raise himself on his elbow as we entered, and, drawing his plaid over the lower part of his face, fix his look on us for a few seconds, after which he resumed his recumbent posture, and seemed again to betake himself to the repose which our entrance had interrupted,

Our entrance was so quiet, and the partygoers I mentioned were so wrapped up in their conversations, that we went unnoticed for a minute or two. But I saw the Highlander lying next to the fire prop himself up on his elbow as we walked in, pull his plaid over the lower part of his face, and stare at us for a few seconds. After that, he went back to lying down and seemed to return to the rest he had been enjoying before we came in.

We advanced to the fire, which was an agreeable spectacle after our late ride, during the chillness of an autumn evening among the mountains, and first attracted the attention of the guests who had preceded us, by calling for the landlady. She approached, looking doubtfully and timidly, now at us, now at the other party, and returned a hesitating and doubtful answer to our request to have something to eat.

We moved toward the fire, which was a pleasant sight after our recent ride in the chilly autumn evening among the mountains. It caught the attention of the guests who had arrived before us, prompting us to call for the landlady. She came over, looking uncertain and shy, glancing back and forth between us and the other group, and responded hesitantly and uncertainly to our request for something to eat.

“She didna ken,” she said, “she wasna sure there was onything in the house,” and then modified her refusal with the qualification—“that is, onything fit for the like of us.”

“She didn't know,” she said, “she wasn't sure there was anything in the house,” and then softened her refusal with the clarification—“that is, anything suitable for people like us.”

I assured her we were indifferent to the quality of our supper; and looking round for the means of accommodation, which were not easily to be found, I arranged an old hen-coop as a seat for Mr. Jarvie, and turned down a broken tub to serve for my own. Andrew Fairservice entered presently afterwards, and took a place in silence behind our backs. The natives, as I may call them, continued staring at us with an air as if confounded by our assurance, and we, at least I myself, disguised as well as we could, under an appearance of indifference, any secret anxiety we might feel concerning the mode in which we were to be received by those whose privacy we had disturbed.

I assured her that we didn’t care about the quality of our dinner, and as I looked around for somewhere to sit, which wasn’t easy to find, I grabbed an old hen coop for Mr. Jarvie and flipped a broken tub over for myself. Andrew Fairservice came in shortly after and quietly took a spot behind us. The locals, as I like to call them, kept staring at us, looking as if they were baffled by our confidence. We, or at least I, tried to hide any worries we might have about how we would be received by the people whose space we had interrupted, putting on a façade of indifference.

At length, the lesser Highlander, addressing himself to me said, in very good English, and in a tone of great haughtiness, “Ye make yourself at home, sir, I see.”

At last, the lesser Highlander turned to me and said, in very good English and with a tone of great arrogance, “You seem to make yourself at home, sir.”

“I usually do so,” I replied, “when I come into a house of public entertainment.”

"I usually do that," I replied, "when I enter a public entertainment venue."

“And did she na see,” said the taller man, “by the white wand at the door, that gentlemans had taken up the public-house on their ain business?”

“And didn’t she see,” said the taller man, “by the white wand at the door, that gentlemen had taken over the pub for their own business?”

“I do not pretend to understand the customs of this country but I am yet to learn,” I replied, “how three persons should be entitled to exclude all other travellers from the only place of shelter and refreshment for miles round.”

“I don’t claim to understand the customs of this country, but I still need to learn how three people have the right to keep all other travelers out of the only place to rest and refresh for miles around,” I replied.

“There's nae reason for't, gentlemen,” said the Bailie; “we mean nae offence—but there's neither law nor reason for't; but as far as a stoup o' gude brandy wad make up the quarrel, we, being peaceable folk, wad be willing.”

“There's no reason for it, gentlemen,” said the Bailie; “we mean no offense—but there's neither law nor reason for it; but as far as a drink of good brandy would settle the quarrel, we, being peaceful folks, would be willing.”

“Damn your brandy, sir!” said the Lowlander, adjusting his cocked hat fiercely upon his head; “we desire neither your brandy nor your company,” and up he rose from his seat. His companions also arose, muttering to each other, drawing up their plaids, and snorting and snuffing the air after the mariner of their countrymen when working themselves into a passion.

“Damn your brandy, sir!” said the Lowlander, adjusting his hat fiercely on his head. “We want neither your brandy nor your company,” and he stood up from his seat. His companions also stood up, muttering to each other, pulling up their shawls, and snorting and sniffling the air like their countrymen when they were getting worked up.

“I tauld ye what wad come, gentlemen,” said the landlady, “an ye wad hae been tauld:—get awa' wi' ye out o' my house, and make nae disturbance here—there's nae gentleman be disturbed at Jeanie MacAlpine's an she can hinder. A wheen idle English loons, gaun about the country under cloud o' night, and disturbing honest peaceable gentlemen that are drinking their drap drink at the fireside!”

“I told you what was going to happen, gentlemen,” said the landlady, “and you should have been told:—get out of my house, and don’t make a scene here—no gentleman should be disturbed at Jeanie MacAlpine's if she can help it. Just a bunch of idle English lads, wandering around the countryside under the cover of night, and disturbing honest, peaceful gentlemen who are enjoying their drink by the fire!”

At another time I should have thought of the old Latin adage,

At another time, I would have thought of the old Latin saying,

“Dat veniam corvis, vexat censure columbas”—

“Give permission to the ravens, but annoy the doves”—

But I had not any time for classical quotation, for there was obviously a fray about to ensue, at which, feeling myself indiginant at the inhospitable insolence with which I was treated, I was totally indifferent, unless on the Bailie's account, whose person and qualities were ill qualified for such an adventure. I started up, however, on seeing the others rise, and dropped my cloak from my shoulders, that I might be ready to stand on the defensive.

But I had no time for classical quotes, as there was clearly a fight about to happen. Feeling angry at the rude way I was being treated, I was completely indifferent—unless it was for the Bailie, whose demeanor and qualities were not suited for such a situation. However, I got up when I saw the others stand, and I shrugged off my cloak to be ready to defend myself.

“We are three to three,” said the lesser Highlander, glancing his eyes at our party: “if ye be pretty men, draw!” and unsheathing his broadsword, he advanced on me. I put myself in a posture of defence, and aware of the superiority of my weapon, a rapier or small-sword, was little afraid of the issue of the contest. The Bailie behaved with unexpected mettle. As he saw the gigantic Highlander confront him with his weapon drawn, he tugged for a second or two at the hilt of his shabble, as he called it; but finding it loth to quit the sheath, to which it had long been secured by rust and disuse, he seized, as a substitute, on the red-hot coulter of a plough which had been employed in arranging the fire by way of a poker, and brandished it with such effect, that at the first pass he set the Highlander's plaid on fire, and compelled him to keep a respectful distance till he could get it extinguished. Andrew, on the contrary, who ought to have faced the Lowland champion, had, I grieve to say it, vanished at the very commencement of the fray. But his antagonist, crying “Fair play, fair play!” seemed courteously disposed to take no share in the scuffle. Thus we commenced our rencontre on fair terms as to numbers. My own aim was, to possess myself, if possible, of my antagonist's weapon; but I was deterred from closing, for fear of the dirk which he held in his left hand, and used in parrying the thrusts of my rapier. Meantime the Bailie, notwithstanding the success of his first onset, was sorely bested. The weight of his weapon, the corpulence of his person, the very effervescence of his own passions, were rapidly exhausting both his strength and his breath, and he was almost at the mercy of his antagonist, when up started the sleeping Highlander from the floor on which he reclined, with his naked sword and target in his hand, and threw himself between the discomfited magistrate and his assailant, exclaiming, “Her nainsell has eaten the town pread at the Cross o' Glasgow, and py her troth she'll fight for Bailie Sharvie at the Clachan of Aberfoil—tat will she e'en!” And seconding his words with deeds, this unexpected auxiliary made his sword whistle about the ears of his tall countryman, who, nothing abashed, returned his blows with interest. But being both accoutred with round targets made of wood, studded with brass, and covered with leather, with which they readily parried each other's strokes, their combat was attended with much more noise and clatter than serious risk of damage. It appeared, indeed, that there was more of bravado than of serious attempt to do us any injury; for the Lowland gentleman, who, as I mentioned, had stood aside for want of an antagonist when the brawl commenced, was now pleased to act the part of moderator and peacemaker.

“We're three against three,” said the smaller Highlander, glancing at our group. “If you're brave, draw your weapons!” He unsheathed his broadsword and moved toward me. I took a defensive stance, and knowing my rapier was a better weapon, I wasn’t too worried about the outcome. The Bailie showed unexpected courage. When he saw the giant Highlander facing him with his weapon ready, he tugged at the hilt of his shabble, but it wouldn't budge from its sheath, stuck there by rust and disuse. So, he grabbed the red-hot coulter of a plough, which had been used to poke the fire, and waved it around so effectively that on his first swing, he set the Highlander's plaid on fire, forcing him to keep his distance until he could put it out. Andrew, who should have taken on the Lowland fighter, I’m sorry to say, had disappeared right at the start of the fight. However, his opponent, calling out “Fair play, fair play!” seemed politely inclined not to join in the scuffle. Thus, we started the fight on fair terms regarding numbers. My goal was to grab my opponent's weapon, but I hesitated to get too close due to the dirk he held in his left hand, which he used to block my rapier's thrusts. Meanwhile, the Bailie, despite his successful first attack, was really struggling. The weight of his weapon, his bulky frame, and the sheer energy of his emotions were quickly wearing him out, and he was almost at his opponent's mercy when the sleeping Highlander jumped up from the floor, sword and shield in hand, and stepped between the exhausted magistrate and his foe, shouting, “Her nainsell has eaten the town bread at the Cross of Glasgow, and by her word, she'll fight for Bailie Sharvie at the Clachan of Aberfoil—she will indeed!” And following up his words with action, this unexpected ally made his sword whistle past the ears of his tall compatriot, who, undeterred, hit back fiercely. But since they were both equipped with round wooden shields, studded with brass and covered in leather, their fights produced much more noise and clatter than real danger. It became clear that there was more show than genuine intent to harm us, as the Lowland gentleman, who I mentioned had been standing aside without an opponent when the brawl began, was now playing the role of moderator and peacemaker.

Fray at Jeannie Macalpine's

“Hand your hands! haud your hands!—eneugh done!—eneugh done! the quarrel's no mortal. The strange gentlemen have shown themselves men of honour, and gien reasonable satisfaction. I'll stand on mine honour as kittle as ony man, but I hate unnecessary bloodshed.”

“Hold your hands! stop your hands!—enough!—enough! The fight's not that serious. The strange gentlemen have proven themselves to be honorable and given reasonable satisfaction. I’ll stand on my honor as much as anyone, but I hate needless bloodshed.”

It was not, of course, my wish to protract the fray—my adversary seemed equally disposed to sheathe his sword—the Bailie, gasping for breath, might be considered as hors de combat, and our two sword-and-buckler men gave up their contest with as much indifference as they had entered into it.

It was not my intention to prolong the fight—my opponent also seemed ready to put away his weapon—the Bailie, struggling for air, could be seen as hors de combat, and our two sword-and-shield fighters ended their brawl with as much indifference as they had started it.

“And now,” said the worthy gentleman who acted as umpire, “let us drink and gree like honest fellows—The house will haud us a'. I propose that this good little gentleman, that seems sair forfoughen, as I may say, in this tuilzie, shall send for a tass o' brandy and I'll pay for another, by way of archilowe,* and then we'll birl our bawbees a' round about, like brethren.”

“And now,” said the respected man who acted as the umpire, “let's drink and agree like good friends—the house will cover us all. I suggest that this good little fellow, who seems quite worn out, as I might say, from this brawl, should order a glass of brandy and I’ll pay for another, as a friendly gesture, and then we’ll pass our coins around like brothers.”

“And fa's to pay my new ponnie plaid,” said the larger Highlander, “wi' a hole burnt in't ane might put a kail-pat through? Saw ever onybody a decent gentleman fight wi' a firebrand before?”

“And it’s to pay for my new poncho plaid,” said the larger Highlander, “with a hole burned in it big enough to fit a kettle through? Has anyone ever seen a decent gentleman fight with a firebrand before?”

“Let that be nae hinderance,” said the Bailie, who had now recovered his breath, and was at once disposed to enjoy the triumph of having behaved with spirit, and avoid the necessity of again resorting to such hard and doubtful arbitrament—“Gin I hae broken the head,” he said, “I sall find the plaister. A new plaid sall ye hae, and o' the best—your ain clan-colours, man,—an ye will tell me where it can be sent t'ye frae Glasco.”

"Let that not be a hindrance," said the Bailie, who had now caught his breath and was ready to enjoy the victory of having acted bravely, wanting to avoid the need to rely on such tough and questionable methods again—"If I’ve broken the head," he said, "I’ll find the bandage. You’ll get a new plaid, and the best one—your own clan colors, man—if you’ll tell me where it can be sent to you from Glasgow."

“I needna name my clan—I am of a king's clan, as is weel ken'd,” said the Highlander; “but ye may tak a bit o' the plaid—figh! she smells like a singit sheep's head!—and that'll learn ye the sett—and a gentleman, that's a cousin o' my ain, that carries eggs doun frae Glencroe, will ca' for't about Martimas, an ye will tell her where ye bide. But, honest gentleman, neist time ye fight, an ye hae ony respect for your athversary, let it be wi' your sword, man, since ye wear ane, and no wi' thae het culters and fireprands, like a wild Indian.”

“I don’t need to name my clan—I’m from a king’s clan, as you well know,” said the Highlander. “But you can take a piece of the plaid—ugh! it smells like a burnt sheep’s head!—and that’ll show you the pattern—and a gentleman, who’s a cousin of mine, will come down from Glencroe around Martimas, if you tell her where you live. But, honest man, next time you fight, and if you have any respect for your opponent, do it with your sword, since you’ve got one, and not with those hot sticks and firebrands, like a wild Indian.”

“Conscience!” replied the Bailie, “every man maun do as he dow. My sword hasna seen the light since Bothwell Brigg, when my father that's dead and gane, ware it; and I kenna weel if it was forthcoming then either, for the battle was o' the briefest—At ony rate, it's glued to the scabbard now beyond my power to part them; and, finding that, I e'en grippit at the first thing I could make a fend wi'. I trow my fighting days is done, though I like ill to take the scorn, for a' that.—But where's the honest lad that tuik my quarrel on himself sae frankly?—I'se bestow a gill o' aquavitae on him, an I suld never ca' for anither.”

“Conscience!” replied the Bailie, “every man must do what he can. My sword hasn’t seen the light since Bothwell Brig, when my late father carried it; and I’m not sure it was even available then, because the battle was over so quickly—In any case, it’s stuck in the scabbard now, and I can’t separate them; so, finding that, I just grabbed the first thing I could use to defend myself. I suppose my fighting days are over, though I really don’t like being looked down on for it—all the same.—But where’s the honest guy who took my fight upon himself so bravely?—I’ll buy him a drink of aquavitae, and I won’t ask for another.”

* Archilowe, of unknown derivation, signifies a peace-offering.

* Archilowe, of unknown origin, means a peace offering.

The champion for whom he looked around was, however, no longer to be seen. He had escaped unobserved by the Bailie, immediately when the brawl was ended, yet not before I had recognised, in his wild features and shaggy red hair, our acquaintance Dougal, the fugitive turnkey of the Glasgow jail. I communicated this observation in a whisper to the Bailie, who answered in the same tone, “Weel, weel,—I see that him that ye ken o' said very right; there is some glimmering o' common sense about that creature Dougal; I maun see and think o' something will do him some gude.”

The champion he was looking for was no longer visible. He had slipped away unnoticed by the Bailie right after the fight ended, but not before I recognized in his wild features and messy red hair our acquaintance Dougal, the runaway jailer from Glasgow. I quietly shared this observation with the Bailie, who responded in a low voice, “Well, well—I see that the one you know was quite right; there is some hint of common sense in that guy Dougal; I need to come up with a plan that might help him.”

Thus saying, he sat down, and fetching one or two deep aspirations, by way of recovering his breath, called to the landlady—“I think, Luckie, now that I find that there's nae hole in my wame, whilk I had muckle reason to doubt frae the doings o' your house, I wad be the better o' something to pit intill't.”

Thus saying, he sat down, took a couple of deep breaths to catch his breath, and called to the landlady—“I think, Luckie, now that I see there’s no hole in my stomach, which I had plenty of reason to doubt from what’s been going on in your house, I could use something to put in it.”

The dame, who was all officiousness so soon as the storm had blown over, immediately undertook to broil something comfortable for our supper. Indeed, nothing surprised me more, in the course of the whole matter, than the extreme calmness with which she and her household seemed to regard the martial tumult that had taken place. The good woman was only heard to call to some of her assistants—“Steek the door! steek the door! kill or be killed, let naebody pass out till they hae paid the lawin.” And as for the slumberers in those lairs by the wall, which served the family for beds, they only raised their shirtless bodies to look at the fray, ejaculated, “Oigh! oigh!” in the tone suitable to their respective sex and ages, and were, I believe, fast asleep again, ere our swords were well returned to their scabbards.

The lady, who was all business as soon as the storm passed, quickly decided to cook something comforting for our dinner. Honestly, nothing surprised me more throughout the whole ordeal than the sheer calmness with which she and her family seemed to handle the chaos that had unfolded. The good woman could only be heard calling to some of her helpers—“Shut the door! Shut the door! Kill or be killed, don’t let anyone out until they’ve settled the bill.” As for the ones sleeping in those makeshift beds by the wall, they merely raised their bare bodies to watch the action, groaned, “Oh! Oh!” in a tone fitting for their age and gender, and I believe they were fast asleep again before our swords were even back in their sheaths.

Our landlady, however, now made a great bustle to get some victuals ready, and, to my surprise, very soon began to prepare for us in the frying-pan a savoury mess of venison collops, which she dressed in a manner that might well satisfy hungry men, if not epicures. In the meantime the brandy was placed on the table, to which the Highlanders, however partial to their native strong waters, showed no objection, but much the contrary; and the Lowland gentleman, after the first cup had passed round, became desirous to know our profession, and the object of our journey.

Our landlady, however, quickly got busy preparing some food, and, to my surprise, began to cook a delicious dish of venison in the frying pan that would definitely satisfy hungry people, if not food critics. In the meantime, the brandy was set on the table, and the Highlanders, although fond of their own strong drinks, didn’t mind this at all; in fact, they seemed quite pleased. After the first cup was passed around, the Lowland gentleman wanted to know what we did for a living and what brought us here.

“We are bits o' Glasgow bodies, if it please your honour,” said the Bailie, with an affectation of great humility, “travelling to Stirling to get in some siller that is awing us.”

“We're just folks from Glasgow, if it pleases you,” said the Bailie, pretending to be very humble, “on our way to Stirling to collect some money that is owed to us.”

I was so silly as to feel a little disconcerted at the unassuming account which he chose to give of us; but I recollected my promise to be silent, and allow the Bailie to manage the matter his own way. And really, when I recollected, Will, that I had not only brought the honest man a long journey from home, which even in itself had been some inconvenience (if I were to judge from the obvious pain and reluctance with which he took his seat, or arose from it), but had also put him within a hair's-breadth of the loss of his life, I could hardly refuse him such a compliment. The spokesman of the other party, snuffing up his breath through his nose, repeated the words with a sort of sneer;—“You Glasgow tradesfolks hae naething to do but to gang frae the tae end o' the west o' Scotland to the ither, to plague honest folks that may chance to be awee ahint the hand, like me.”

I was so foolish to feel a bit unsettled by the humble description he chose to give of us; but I remembered my promise to stay quiet and let the Bailie handle things his way. And honestly, when I thought back, Will, about how I had not only brought the honest man a long way from home—which in itself had been inconvenient (if I judged by the obvious discomfort and reluctance he showed in sitting down or getting up)—but had also put him in a situation where he almost lost his life, I could hardly deny him that compliment. The spokesperson for the other party, sniffing through his nose, repeated the words with a sort of sneer;—“You Glasgow tradespeople have nothing better to do than to go from one end of the west of Scotland to the other, to bother honest folks who might be a little behind, like me.”

“If our debtors were a' sic honest gentlemen as I believe you to be, Garschattachin,” replied the Bailie, “conscience! we might save ourselves a labour, for they wad come to seek us.”

“If our debtors were as honest as I believe you are, Garschattachin,” replied the Bailie, “honestly! We could save ourselves the trouble, because they would come to find us.”

“Eh! what! how!” exclaimed the person whom he had addressed,—“as I shall live by bread (not forgetting beef and brandy), it's my auld friend Nicol Jarvie, the best man that ever counted doun merks on a band till a distressed gentleman. Were ye na coming up my way?—were ye na coming up the Endrick to Garschattachin?”

“Hey! What! How!” exclaimed the person he was talking to, “as long as I’m living on bread (and let’s not forget the beef and brandy), it’s my old friend Nicol Jarvie, the best guy who ever counted down payments for a struggling gentleman. Weren’t you coming my way?—weren’t you coming up the Endrick to Garschattachin?”

“Troth no, Maister Galbraith,” replied the Bailie, “I had other eggs on the spit—and I thought ye wad be saying I cam to look about the annual rent that's due on the bit heritable band that's between us.”

“Honestly, Mr. Galbraith,” replied the Bailie, “I had other eggs on the spit—and I thought you would say I came to check on the annual rent that's due on the little property agreement we have between us.”

“Damn the annual rent!” said the laird, with an appearance of great heartiness—“Deil a word o' business will you or I speak, now that ye're so near my country. To see how a trot-cosey and a joseph can disguise a man—that I suldna ken my auld feal friend the deacon!”

“Damn the yearly rent!” said the landowner, pretending to be very friendly—“Not a word of business will you or I speak now that you’re so close to my land. It’s amazing how a comfy outfit and a fancy coat can change a person—who would’ve thought I wouldn’t recognize my old loyal friend the deacon!”

“The Bailie, if ye please,” resumed my companion; “but I ken what gars ye mistak—the band was granted to my father that's happy, and he was deacon; but his name was Nicol as weel as mine. I dinna mind that there's been a payment of principal sum or annual rent on it in my day, and doubtless that has made the mistake.”

“The Bailie, if you please,” my companion continued; “but I understand what caused your confusion—the grant was given to my father, who is fortunate, and he was the deacon; but his name was Nicol just like mine. I don’t recall there being any payment of the principal amount or interest on it during my time, and that has likely led to the misunderstanding.”

“Weel, the devil take the mistake and all that occasioned it!” replied Mr. Galbraith. “But I am glad ye are a bailie. Gentlemen, fill a brimmer—this is my excellent friend, Bailie Nicol Jarvie's health—I ken'd him and his father these twenty years. Are ye a' cleared kelty aff?—Fill anither. Here's to his being sune provost—I say provost—Lord Provost Nicol Jarvie!—and them that affirms there's a man walks the Hie-street o' Glasgow that's fitter for the office, they will do weel not to let me, Duncan Galbraith of Garschattachin, hear them say sae—that's all.” And therewith Duncan Galbraith martially cocked his hat, and placed it on one side of his head with an air of defiance.

“Well, let the mistake and everything that caused it go to hell!” replied Mr. Galbraith. “But I'm glad you're a bailie. Gentlemen, fill a glass—this is to my excellent friend, Bailie Nicol Jarvie's health—I’ve known him and his father for twenty years. Are you all done now?—Fill another. Here's to him becoming provost soon—I mean provost—Lord Provost Nicol Jarvie!—and anyone who claims there's a man walking the High Street of Glasgow that's better suited for the job should be careful not to let me, Duncan Galbraith of Garschattachin, hear them say that—that’s all.” And with that, Duncan Galbraith boldly tipped his hat and placed it at a jaunty angle on his head.

The brandy was probably the best recommendation of there complimentary toasts to the two Highlanders, who drank them without appearing anxious to comprehend their purport. They commenced a conversation with Mr. Galbraith in Gaelic, which he talked with perfect fluency, being, as I afterwards learned, a near neighbour to the Highlands.

The brandy was likely the best part of the complimentary toasts to the two Highlanders, who drank them without seeming eager to understand their meaning. They started a conversation with Mr. Galbraith in Gaelic, which he spoke perfectly fluently since, as I later learned, he lived close to the Highlands.

“I ken'd that Scant-o'-grace weel eneugh frae the very outset,” said the Bailie, in a whisper to me; “but when blude was warm, and swords were out at ony rate, wha kens what way he might hae thought o' paying his debts? it will be lang or he does it in common form. But he's an honest lad, and has a warm heart too; he disna come often to the Cross o' Glasgow, but mony a buck and blackcock he sends us doun frae the hills. And I can want my siller weel eneugh. My father the deacon had a great regard for the family of Garschattachin.”

"I knew right from the beginning that Scant-o'-grace was not someone to rely on," the Bailie whispered to me. "But when tempers flared and swords were drawn, who knows how he might have thought about settling his debts? It'll be a long time before he does it properly. But he's a good guy, and he has a kind heart; he doesn’t come to the Cross of Glasgow often, but he sends us plenty of game like buck and blackcock from the hills. I can manage without my money just fine. My father, the deacon, held the Garschattachin family in high regard."

Supper being now nearly ready, I looked round for Andrew Fairservice; but that trusty follower had not been seen by any one since the beginning of the rencontre. The hostess, however, said that she believed our servant had gone into the stable, and offered to light me to the place, saying that “no entreaties of the bairns or hers could make him give any answer; and that truly she caredna to gang into the stable herself at this hour. She was a lone woman, and it was weel ken'd how the Brownie of Ben-ye-gask guided the gudewife of Ardnagowan; and it was aye judged there was a Brownie in our stable, which was just what garr'd me gie ower keeping an hostler.”

Supper was almost ready, so I looked around for Andrew Fairservice; however, that loyal servant hadn't been seen by anyone since the beginning of the encounter. The hostess said she thought our servant had gone to the stable and offered to lead me there, explaining that "no amount of pleading from the kids or her could get him to respond; and honestly, she didn't want to go into the stable herself at this hour. She was a single woman, and everyone knew how the Brownie of Ben-ye-gask helped the wife of Ardnagowan; and it was always believed there was a Brownie in our stable, which was exactly why I stopped trying to keep a stable boy."

As, however, she lighted me towards the miserable hovel into which they had crammed our unlucky steeds, to regale themselves on hay, every fibre of which was as thick as an ordinary goose-quill, she plainly showed me that she had another reason for drawing me aside from the company than that which her words implied. “Read that,” she said, slipping a piece of paper into my hand, as we arrived at the door of the shed; “I bless God I am rid o't. Between sogers and Saxons, and caterans and cattle-lifters, and hership and bluidshed, an honest woman wad live quieter in hell than on the Hieland line.”

As she led me toward the miserable shack where they had crammed our poor horses to feast on hay, each strand as thick as a regular goose quill, it was clear she had another reason for pulling me aside from the group besides what she was saying. “Read this,” she said, slipping a piece of paper into my hand as we reached the shed door. “I thank God I’m free from it. With soldiers and English, and thieves and cattle rustlers, and raids and bloodshed, an honest woman would have a better life in hell than on the Highland line.”

So saying, she put the pine-torch into my hand, and returned into the house,

So saying, she handed me the pine torch and went back into the house,





CHAPTER TWELFTH.

              Bagpipes, not lyres, the Highland hills adorn,
              MacLean's loud hollo, and MacGregor's horn.
                          John Cooper's Reply to Allan Ramsay.
              Bagpipes, not lyres, decorate the Highland hills,  
              MacLean's loud cheer, and MacGregor's horn.  
                          John Cooper's Reply to Allan Ramsay.

I stopped in the entrance of the stable, if indeed a place be entitled to that name where horses were stowed away along with goats, poultry, pigs, and cows, under the same roof with the mansion-house; although, by a degree of refinement unknown to the rest of the hamlet, and which I afterwards heard was imputed to an overpride on the part of Jeanie MacAlpine, our landlady, the apartment was accommodated with an entrance different from that used by her biped customers. By the light of my torch, I deciphered the following billet, written on a wet, crumpled, and dirty piece of paper, and addressed—“For the honoured hands of Mr. F. O., a Saxon young gentleman—These.” The contents were as follows:—

I paused at the entrance of the stable, if you can even call it that, where horses were crammed in with goats, chickens, pigs, and cows all under the same roof as the main house. Although, in a level of sophistication not found elsewhere in the village, which I later learned was due to Jeanie MacAlpine, our landlady's excessive pride, the space had a separate entrance for her human customers. With my torchlight, I made out the following note written on a wet, crumpled, and filthy piece of paper, addressed—"For the honored hands of Mr. F. O., a young gentleman from Saxony—These." The contents were as follows:—

“Sir,

“Dude,

“There are night-hawks abroad, so that I cannot give you and my respected kinsman, B. N. J., the meeting at the Clachan of Aberfoil, whilk was my purpose. I pray you to avoid unnecessary communication with those you may find there, as it may give future trouble. The person who gives you this is faithful and may be trusted, and will guide you to a place where, God willing, I may safely give you the meeting, when I trust my kinsman and you will visit my poor house, where, in despite of my enemies, I can still promise sic cheer as ane Hielandman may gie his friends, and where we will drink a solemn health to a certain D. V., and look to certain affairs whilk I hope to be your aidance in; and I rest, as is wont among gentlemen,

"There are night-hawks around, so I can't arrange the meeting for you and my respected relative, B. N. J., at the Clachan of Aberfoil, which was my plan. I ask you to avoid unnecessary interaction with anyone you might meet there, as it could create future problems. The person delivering this message is loyal and trustworthy, and will take you to a place where, if all goes well, I can safely meet you. I hope my relative and you will visit my modest home, where despite my enemies, I can still promise a warm welcome as any Highlander would offer his friends. We will raise a toast to a certain D. V., and discuss some matters which I hope will assist you. I remain, as is customary among gentlemen,

your servant to command, R. M. C.”

your servant to command, R. M. C.”

I was a good deal mortified at the purport of this letter, which seemed to adjourn to a more distant place and date the service which I had hoped to receive from this man Campbell. Still, however, it was some comfort to know that he continued to be in my interest, since without him I could have no hope of recovering my father's papers. I resolved, therefore, to obey his instructions; and, observing all caution before the guests, to take the first good opportunity I could find to procure from the landlady directions how I was to obtain a meeting with this mysterious person.

I was really embarrassed by the meaning of this letter, which seemed to postpone the help I had hoped to get from this man Campbell to a later time and place. Still, it was somewhat reassuring to know that he was still on my side, since without him I wouldn’t be able to recover my father's papers. So, I decided to follow his instructions and, while being careful around the guests, to look for the first good chance to ask the landlady how I could arrange to meet this mysterious person.

My next business was to seek out Andrew Fairservice, whom I called several times by name, without receiving any answer, surveying the stable all round, at the same time, not without risk of setting the premises on fire, had not the quantity of wet litter and mud so greatly counterbalanced two or three bunches of straw and hay. At length my repeated cries of “Andrew Fairservice! Andrew! fool!—ass! where are you?” produced a doleful “Here,” in a groaning tone, which might have been that of the Brownie itself. Guided by this sound, I advanced to the corner of a shed, where, ensconced in the angle of the wall, behind a barrel full of the feathers of all the fowls which had died in the cause of the public for a month past, I found the manful Andrew; and partly by force, partly by command and exhortation, compelled him forth into the open air. The first words he spoke were, “I am an honest lad, sir.”

My next task was to find Andrew Fairservice, and I called out his name several times without getting a response. I looked around the stable, but I risked setting the place on fire, since the damp litter and mud largely outweighed the few bunches of straw and hay. Finally, my repeated shouts of “Andrew Fairservice! Andrew! You fool!—You ass! Where are you?” earned me a miserable “Here,” in a groaning voice that could have been mistaken for the Brownie itself. Following that sound, I walked over to the corner of a shed, where I found the brave Andrew huddled in the wall’s angle, behind a barrel stuffed with the feathers of all the chickens that had died for the public over the past month. I had to pull him out with a mix of force, orders, and encouragement. The first thing he said was, “I’m an honest lad, sir.”

“Who the devil questions your honesty?” said I, “or what have we to do with it at present? I desire you to come and attend us at supper.”

“Who on earth questions your honesty?” I said, “or what does that have to do with anything right now? I want you to come and join us for dinner.”

“Yes,” reiterated Andrew, without apparently understanding what I said to him, “I am an honest lad, whatever the Bailie may say to the contrary. I grant the warld and the warld's gear sits ower near my heart whiles, as it does to mony a ane—But I am an honest lad; and, though I spak o' leaving ye in the muir, yet God knows it was far frae my purpose, but just like idle things folk says when they're driving a bargain, to get it as far to their ain side as they can—And I like your honour weel for sae young a lad, and I wadna part wi' ye lightly.”

“Yes,” Andrew repeated, seemingly not grasping what I was saying to him, “I’m an honest guy, no matter what the Bailie claims. I admit that the world and its belongings sometimes weigh heavily on my heart, like they do for many people. But I’m an honest guy; and even though I mentioned leaving you in the moor, God knows that wasn’t my intention. It’s just the kind of idle talk people make when they’re negotiating, trying to get the best deal for themselves. I think highly of you for someone so young, and I wouldn’t part ways with you easily.”

“What the deuce are you driving at now?” I replied. “Has not everything been settled again and again to your satisfaction? And are you to talk of leaving me every hour, without either rhyme or reason?”

“What on earth are you getting at now?” I replied. “Haven't we settled everything over and over to your satisfaction? And are you really going to talk about leaving me every hour, without any rhyme or reason?”

“Ay,—but I was only making fashion before,” replied Andrew; “but it's come on me in sair earnest now—Lose or win, I daur gae nae farther wi' your honour; and if ye'll tak my foolish advice, ye'll bide by a broken tryste, rather than gang forward yoursell. I hae a sincere regard for ye, and I'm sure ye'll be a credit to your friends if ye live to saw out your wild aits, and get some mair sense and steadiness—But I can follow ye nae farther, even if ye suld founder and perish from the way for lack of guidance and counsel. To gang into Rob Roy's country is a mere tempting o' Providence.”

“Yeah, but I was just joking before,” replied Andrew. “But it’s serious for me now— win or lose, I can’t go any further with you; and if you take my silly advice, you’d be better off sticking to a broken promise than going forward on your own. I really care about you, and I know you’ll make your friends proud if you manage to settle down, gain some sense, and be more stable. But I can’t follow you any further, even if you were to struggle and get lost without guidance. Going into Rob Roy's territory is just asking for trouble.”

“Rob Roy?” said I, in some surprise; “I know no such person. What new trick is this, Andrew?”

“Rob Roy?” I said, somewhat surprised. “I don’t know anyone by that name. What new trick is this, Andrew?”

“It's hard,” said Andrew—“very hard, that a man canna be believed when he speaks Heaven's truth, just because he's whiles owercome, and tells lees a little when there is necessary occasion. Ye needna ask whae Rob Roy is, the reiving lifter that he is—God forgie me! I hope naebody hears us—when ye hae a letter frae him in your pouch. I heard ane o' his gillies bid that auld rudas jaud of a gudewife gie ye that. They thought I didna understand their gibberish; but, though I canna speak it muckle, I can gie a gude guess at what I hear them say—I never thought to hae tauld ye that, but in a fright a' things come out that suld be keepit in. O, Maister Frank! a' your uncle's follies, and a' your cousin's pliskies, were naething to this! Drink clean cap out, like Sir Hildebrand; begin the blessed morning with brandy sops, like Squire Percy; swagger, like Squire Thorncliff; rin wud amang the lasses, like Squire John; gamble, like Richard; win souls to the Pope and the deevil, like Rashleigh; rive, rant, break the Sabbath, and do the Pope's bidding, like them a' put thegither—But, merciful Providence! take care o' your young bluid, and gang nae near Rob Roy!”

“It's tough,” said Andrew—“really tough, that a man can't be believed when he speaks the truth of Heaven, just because he sometimes gets overwhelmed and tells a few lies when it's necessary. You don't need to ask who Rob Roy is, that thieving criminal that he is—God forgive me! I hope nobody hears us—when you have a letter from him in your pocket. I heard one of his followers tell that old, deceitful woman to give you that. They thought I didn’t understand their nonsense; but even though I can’t speak it much, I can make a good guess at what I hear them say—I never meant to tell you that, but when you're scared, everything comes out that should be kept in. Oh, Master Frank! All your uncle's foolishness and all your cousin's antics were nothing compared to this! Drink right to the bottom, like Sir Hildebrand; start the blessed morning with brandy-soaked bread, like Squire Percy; swagger around, like Squire Thorncliff; run wild among the girls, like Squire John; gamble, like Richard; win souls for the Pope and the devil, like Rashleigh; tear things apart, rant, break the Sabbath, and do the Pope's bidding, like all of them combined—But, merciful Providence! take care of your young blood, and stay far away from Rob Roy!”

Andrew's alarm was too sincere to permit me to suppose he counterfeited. I contented myself, however, with telling him, that I meant to remain in the alehouse that night, and desired to have the horses well looked after. As to the rest, I charged him to observe the strictest silence upon the subject of his alarm, and he might rely upon it I would not incur any serious danger without due precaution. He followed me with a dejected air into the house, observing between his teeth, “Man suld be served afore beast—I haena had a morsel in my mouth, but the rough legs o' that auld muircock, this haill blessed day.”

Andrew's alarm was too genuine for me to think he was pretending. I settled for telling him that I planned to stay at the pub that night and asked him to make sure the horses were well cared for. As for everything else, I instructed him to keep quiet about his alarm, and he could trust that I wouldn't put myself in any serious danger without taking proper precautions. He followed me into the house looking downcast, muttering under his breath, "A man should be taken care of before a beast—I haven’t had a bite to eat, just the rough legs of that old grouse, all blessed day."

The harmony of the company seemed to have suffered some interruption since my departure, for I found Mr. Galbraith and my friend the Bailie high in dispute.

The harmony of the group seemed to have been disturbed since I left, as I found Mr. Galbraith and my friend the Bailie in a heated argument.

“I'll hear nae sic language,” said Mr. Jarvie, as I entered, “respecting the Duke o' Argyle and the name o' Campbell. He's a worthy public-spirited nobleman, and a credit to the country, and a friend and benefactor to the trade o' Glasgow.”

“I won’t listen to that kind of talk,” said Mr. Jarvie as I walked in, “about the Duke of Argyle and the name of Campbell. He’s a valuable, community-minded nobleman, a credit to the country, and a friend and supporter of the trade in Glasgow.”

“I'll sae naething against MacCallum More and the Slioch-nan-Diarmid,” said the lesser Highlander, laughing. “I live on the wrang side of Glencroe to quarrel with Inverara.”

“I won’t say anything bad about MacCallum More and the Slioch-nan-Diarmid,” said the lesser Highlander, laughing. “I live on the wrong side of Glencroe to argue with Inverara.”

“Our loch ne'er saw the Cawmil lymphads,” * said the bigger Highlander.

“Our lake never saw the Cawmil boats,” said the bigger Highlander.

* Lymphads. The galley which the family of Argyle and others of the * Clan Campbell carry in their arms.

* Lymphads. The boat that the Argyle family and others from the Clan Campbell carry in their arms.

“She'll speak her mind and fear naebody—She doesna value a Cawmil mair as a Cowan, and ye may tell MacCallum More that Allan Iverach said sae— It's a far cry to Lochow.” *

“She'll speak her mind and fear nobody—She doesn't value a Cawmil more than a Cowan, and you can tell MacCallum More that Allan Iverach said so—It's a long way to Lochow.” *

* Lochow and the adjacent districts formed the original seat of the * Campbells. The expression of a “far cry to Lochow” was proverbial.

* Lochow and the nearby areas were the original home of the * Campbells. The saying “a far cry to Lochow” was well-known.

Mr. Galbraith, on whom the repeated pledges which he had quaffed had produced some influence, slapped his hand on the table with great force, and said, in a stern voice, “There's a bloody debt due by that family, and they will pay it one day—The banes of a loyal and a gallant Grahame hae lang rattled in their coffin for vengeance on thae Dukes of Guile and Lords for Lorn. There ne'er was treason in Scotland but a Cawmil was at the bottom o't; and now that the wrang side's uppermost, wha but the Cawmils for keeping down the right? But this warld winna last lang, and it will be time to sharp the maiden* for shearing o' craigs and thrapples. I hope to see the auld rusty lass linking at a bluidy harst again.”

Mr. Galbraith, feeling the effects of the drinks he had downed, slammed his hand on the table with a lot of force and said in a serious tone, “That family owes a serious debt, and they will pay it eventually—The spirits of a loyal and brave Grahame have long been restless in their grave, seeking revenge on those crafty Dukes and Lords. There has never been treason in Scotland without a Cawmil being involved; and now that the wrong side is in charge, who else but the Cawmils is responsible for keeping down the right? But this world won’t last much longer, and it will be time to sharpen the scythe for cutting through the cliffs and throats. I hope to see the old rusty girl swinging at a bloody harvest again.”

* A rude kind of guillotine formerly used in Scotland.

* A crude type of guillotine that was once used in Scotland.

“For shame, Garschattachin!” exclaimed the Bailie; “fy for shame, sir! Wad ye say sic things before a magistrate, and bring yoursell into trouble?—How d'ye think to mainteen your family and satisfy your creditors (mysell and others), if ye gang on in that wild way, which cannot but bring you under the law, to the prejudice of a' that's connected wi' ye?”

“For shame, Garschattachin!” exclaimed the Bailie; “shame on you, sir! How can you say such things in front of a magistrate and get yourself into trouble? How do you think you’ll support your family and pay your debts (mine and others), if you keep acting this reckless way, which will surely bring you into legal trouble, affecting everyone connected to you?”

“D—n my creditors!” retorted the gallant Galbraith, “and you if ye be ane o' them! I say there will be a new warld sune—And we shall hae nae Cawmils cocking their bonnet sae hie, and hounding their dogs where they daurna come themsells, nor protecting thieves, nor murderers, and oppressors, to harry and spoil better men and mair loyal clans than themsells.”

“Damn my creditors!” shot back the bold Galbraith, “and you if you’re one of them! I say there will be a new world soon—And we won’t have any nobles strutting around as if they’re above everyone else, sending their dogs to chase after those who wouldn’t dare confront them, nor shielding thieves, murderers, and oppressors, to harass and ruin better men and more loyal clans than themselves.”

The Bailie had a great mind to have continued the dispute, when the savoury vapour of the broiled venison, which our landlady now placed before us, proved so powerful a mediator, that he betook himself to his trencher with great eagerness, leaving the strangers to carry on the dispute among themselves.

The Bailie was eager to keep arguing, but the delicious smell of the grilled venison that our landlady just served was such a strong distraction that he quickly dug into his plate, leaving the strangers to continue their argument on their own.

“And tat's true,” said the taller Highlander—whose name I found was Stewart—“for we suldna be plagued and worried here wi' meetings to pit down Rob Roy, if the Cawmils didna gie him refutch. I was ane o' thirty o' my ain name—part Glenfinlas, and part men that came down frae Appine. We shased the MacGregors as ye wad shase rae-deer, till we came into Glenfalloch's country, and the Cawmils raise, and wadna let us pursue nae farder, and sae we lost our labour; but her wad gie twa and a plack to be as near Rob as she was tat day.”

“And that's true,” said the taller Highlander—whose name I learned was Stewart—“because we wouldn't be here bothered with meetings to take down Rob Roy if the Carmichael family hadn't given him refuge. I was one of thirty with my name—part from Glenfinlas, and part from men who came down from Appine. We chased the MacGregors like you would chase deer, until we got into Glenfalloch's territory, and the Carmichaels stepped in, refusing to let us pursue any further, so we lost our effort; but she would pay two pence to be as close to Rob as she was that day.”

It seemed to happen very unfortunately, that in every topic of discourse which these warlike gentlemen introduced, my friend the Bailie found some matter of offence. “Ye'll forgie me speaking my mind, sir; but ye wad maybe hae gien the best bowl in your bonnet to hae been as far awae frae Rob as ye are e'en now—Od! my het pleugh-culter wad hae been naething to his claymore.”

It seemed really unfortunate that in every topic these combative gentlemen brought up, my friend the Bailie found something to be offended by. “You’ll forgive me for speaking my mind, sir, but you would probably have given the best part of your hat to be as far away from Rob as you are right now—Oh! my hot plowshare wouldn’t be anything compared to his sword.”

“She had better speak nae mair about her culter, or, by G—! her will gar her eat her words, and twa handfuls o' cauld steel to drive them ower wi'!” And, with a most inauspicious and menacing look, the mountaineer laid his hand on his dagger.

“She should stop talking about her horse, or, by God, she’ll be forced to take back her words, and it’ll take two handfuls of cold steel to get them out!” And, with a very ominous and threatening look, the mountaineer put his hand on his dagger.

“We'll hae nae quarrelling, Allan,” said his shorter companion; “and if the Glasgow gentleman has ony regard for Rob Roy, he'll maybe see him in cauld irons the night, and playing tricks on a tow the morn; for this country has been owre lang plagued wi' him, and his race is near-hand run—And it's time, Allan, we were ganging to our lads.”

“We won't have any fighting, Allan,” said his shorter companion; “and if the Glasgow gentleman has any respect for Rob Roy, he might see him locked up tonight and causing trouble tomorrow; because this country has been troubled by him for too long, and his time is almost up—And it's time, Allan, we headed to our guys.”

“Hout awa, Inverashalloch,” said Galbraith;—“Mind the auld saw, man— It's a bauld moon, quoth Bennygask—another pint, quoth Lesley;—we'll no start for another chappin.”

“Hout awa, Inverashalloch,” said Galbraith;—“Remember the old saying, man— It's a bold moon, said Bennygask—another pint, said Lesley;—we'll not start for another round.”

“I hae had chappins eneugh,” said Inverashalloch; “I'll drink my quart of usquebaugh or brandy wi' ony honest fellow, but the deil a drap mair when I hae wark to do in the morning. And, in my puir thinking, Garschattachin, ye had better be thinking to bring up your horsemen to the Clachan before day, that we may ay start fair.”

“I’ve had enough drinks,” said Inverashalloch; “I’ll enjoy my quart of whiskey or brandy with any honest guy, but not a drop more when I’ve got work to do in the morning. And, in my humble opinion, Garschattachin, you might want to consider bringing your horsemen to the Clachan before dawn, so we can start off on the right foot.”

“What the deevil are ye in sic a hurry for?” said Garschattachin; “meat and mass never hindered wark. An it had been my directing, deil a bit o' me wad hae fashed ye to come down the glens to help us. The garrison and our ain horse could hae taen Rob Roy easily enough. There's the hand,” he said, holding up his own, “should lay him on the green, and never ask a Hielandman o' ye a' for his help.”

“What the hell are you in such a hurry for?” said Garschattachin; “food and a religious service never slowed down work. If it had been my decision, I wouldn’t have bothered you to come down the valleys to help us at all. The garrison and our own cavalry could have taken Rob Roy just fine. Here’s my hand,” he said, holding it up, “that should take him down easily, without asking any Highlander for your help.”

“Ye might hae loot us bide still where we were, then,” said Inverashalloch. “I didna come sixty miles without being sent for. But an ye'll hae my opinion, I redd ye keep your mouth better steekit, if ye hope to speed. Shored folk live lang, and sae may him ye ken o'. The way to catch a bird is no to fling your bannet at her. And also thae gentlemen hae heard some things they suldna hae heard, an the brandy hadna been ower bauld for your brain, Major Galbraith. Ye needna cock your hat and bully wi' me, man, for I will not bear it.”

“You could have just let us stay where we were,” said Inverashalloch. “I didn’t come sixty miles just to be ignored. But if you want my advice, I suggest you keep your mouth shut if you're hoping for success. Shy people tend to stick around for a long time, just like the one you’re thinking of. The best way to catch a bird isn't by throwing your hat at it. And also, these gentlemen have heard things they shouldn’t have, and the brandy isn’t helping your head, Major Galbraith. You don’t need to tilt your hat and act tough with me, because I won’t put up with it.”

“I hae said it,” said Galbraith, with a solemn air of drunken gravity, “that I will quarrel no more this night either with broadcloth or tartan. When I am off duty I'll quarrel with you or ony man in the Hielands or Lowlands, but not on duty—no—no. I wish we heard o' these red-coats. If it had been to do onything against King James, we wad hae seen them lang syne—but when it's to keep the peace o' the country they can lie as lound as their neighbours.”

“I’ve said it,” Galbraith declared, with a serious air of drunkenness, “that I won’t argue anymore tonight, whether it’s with fancy clothes or tartan. When I’m off duty, I’ll fight with you or anyone in the Highlands or Lowlands, but not while I’m on duty—no—no. I wish we’d hear about those redcoats. If it was to do anything against King James, we would have seen them long ago—but when it’s to maintain the peace of the country, they can lie as low as their neighbors.”

As he spoke we heard the measured footsteps of a body of infantry on the march; and an officer, followed by two or three files of soldiers, entered the apartment. He spoke in an English accent, which was very pleasant to my ears, now so long accustomed to the varying brogue of the Highland and Lowland Scotch.—“You are, I suppose, Major Galbraith, of the squadron of Lennox Militia, and these are the two Highland gentlemen with whom I was appointed to meet in this place?”

As he spoke, we heard the steady footsteps of a group of infantry marching, and an officer, followed by two or three lines of soldiers, entered the room. He spoke with an English accent, which sounded very nice to my ears, now so used to the different accents of Highland and Lowland Scots. “You must be Major Galbraith, of the Lennox Militia, and these are the two Highland gentlemen I was supposed to meet here?”

They assented, and invited the officer to take some refreshments, which he declined.—“I have been too late, gentlemen, and am desirous to make up time. I have orders to search for and arrest two persons guilty of treasonable practices.”

They agreed and invited the officer to have some refreshments, which he declined. “I’m running late, gentlemen, and I want to make up for lost time. I have orders to search for and arrest two individuals guilty of treasonous actions.”

“We'll wash our hands o' that,” said Inverashalloch. “I came here wi' my men to fight against the red MacGregor that killed my cousin, seven times removed, Duncan MacLaren, in Invernenty;* but I will hae nothing to do touching honest gentlemen that may be gaun through the country on their ain business.”

“We'll wash our hands of that,” said Inverashalloch. “I came here with my men to fight against the red MacGregor who killed my cousin, seven times removed, Duncan MacLaren, in Invernenty;* but I want nothing to do with honest gentlemen who might just be traveling through the country on their own business.”

* This, as appears from the introductory matter to this Tale, is an anachronism. The slaughter of MacLaren, a retainer of the chief of Appine, by the MacGregors, did not take place till after Rob Roy's death, since it happened in 1736.

* This, as shown in the introduction to this Tale, is an anachronism. The killing of MacLaren, a follower of the chief of Appine, by the MacGregors, didn't happen until after Rob Roy's death, as it occurred in 1736.

“Nor I neither,” said Iverach.

“Me neither,” said Iverach.

Major Galbraith took up the matter more solemnly, and, premising his oration with a hiccup, spoke to the following purpose:—

Major Galbraith addressed the issue more seriously and, beginning his speech with a hiccup, said the following:—

“I shall say nothing against King George, Captain, because, as it happens, my commission may rin in his name—But one commission being good, sir, does not make another bad; and some think that James may be just as good a name as George. There's the king that is—and there's the king that suld of right be—I say, an honest man may and suld be loyal to them both, Captain. But I am of the Lord Lieutenant's opinion for the time, as it becomes a militia officer and a depute-lieutenant—and about treason and all that, it's lost time to speak of it—least said is sunest mended.”

“I won’t say anything negative about King George, Captain, because my commission is actually in his name. But just because one commission is valid doesn’t mean another is invalid; some people think James could be just as good a name as George. There’s the king who is—and there’s the king who should rightfully be—I believe an honest man can and should be loyal to both, Captain. However, I align with the Lord Lieutenant's views for now, as is appropriate for a militia officer and a deputy-lieutenant—and discussing treason is a waste of time—less said is often best mended.”

“I am sorry to see how you have been employing your time, sir,” replied the English officer—as indeed the honest gentleman's reasoning had a strong relish of the liquor he had been drinking—“and I could wish, sir, it had been otherwise on an occasion of this consequence. I would recommend to you to try to sleep for an hour.—Do these gentlemen belong to your party?”—looking at the Bailie and me, who, engaged in eating our supper, had paid little attention to the officer on his entrance.

“I’m sorry to see how you’ve been spending your time, sir,” replied the English officer—his honest tone clearly reflecting the effects of the drink he had consumed—“and I wish it had been different given the importance of this occasion. I suggest you try to get some sleep for an hour. Do these gentlemen belong to your group?”—he said, looking at the Bailie and me, who had been focused on our supper and hadn’t paid much attention to the officer when he arrived.

“Travellers, sir,” said Galbraith—“lawful travellers by sea and land, as the prayer-book hath it.”

“Travelers, sir,” said Galbraith—“legitimate travelers by sea and land, as the prayer book puts it.”

“My instructions.” said the Captain, taking a light to survey us closer, “are to place under arrest an elderly and a young person—and I think these gentlemen answer nearly the description.”

“My instructions,” said the Captain, taking a moment to look us over, “are to arrest an elderly person and a young one—and I think these gentlemen fit the description pretty well.”

“Take care what you say, sir,” said Mr. Jarvie; “it shall not be your red coat nor your laced hat shall protect you, if you put any affront on me. I'se convene ye baith in an action of scandal and false imprisonment—I am a free burgess and a magistrate o' Glasgow; Nicol Jarvie is my name, sae was my father's afore me—I am a bailie, be praised for the honour, and my father was a deacon.”

"Watch what you say, sir," said Mr. Jarvie. "Your red coat and fancy hat won't protect you if you disrespect me. I will take you both to court for slander and false imprisonment. I'm a free citizen and a magistrate of Glasgow; my name is Nicol Jarvie, as was my father's before me. I'm a bailiff, and I’m proud of that honor, and my father was a deacon."

“He was a prick-eared cur,” said Major Galbraith, “and fought agane the King at Bothwell Brigg.”

“He was a sniveling cur,” said Major Galbraith, “and fought against the King at Bothwell Bridge.”

“He paid what he ought and what he bought, Mr. Galbraith,” said the Bailie, “and was an honester man than ever stude on your shanks.”

“He paid what he should have and for what he bought, Mr. Galbraith,” said the Bailie, “and was a more honest man than anyone who’s ever stood in your shoes.”

“I have no time to attend to all this,” said the officer; “I must positively detain you, gentlemen, unless you can produce some respectable security that you are loyal subjects.”

“I don't have time to deal with all this,” said the officer; “I have to hold you, gentlemen, unless you can provide some credible proof that you're loyal citizens.”

“I desire to be carried before some civil magistrate,” said the Bailie—“the sherra or the judge of the bounds;—I am not obliged to answer every red-coat that speers questions at me.”

“I want to be taken to a local official,” said the Bailie—“the sheriff or the judge of the area;—I’m not required to answer every soldier who asks me questions.”

“Well, sir, I shall know how to manage you if you are silent—And you, sir” (to me), “what may your name be?”

“Well, sir, I'll know how to handle you if you stay quiet—And you, sir” (to me), “what's your name?”

“Francis Osbaldistone, sir.”

"Francis Osbaldistone, sir."

“What, a son of Sir Hildebrand Osbaldistone of Northumberland?”

“What, the son of Sir Hildebrand Osbaldistone from Northumberland?”

“No, sir,” interrupted the Bailie; “a son of the great William Osbaldistone of the House of Osbaldistone and Tresham, Crane-Alley, London.”

“No, sir,” interrupted the Bailie; “a son of the great William Osbaldistone of the House of Osbaldistone and Tresham, Crane-Alley, London.”

“I am afraid, sir,” said the officer, “your name only increases the suspicions against you, and lays me under the necessity of requesting that you will give up what papers you have in charge.”

“I’m afraid, sir,” said the officer, “your name only raises the suspicions against you, and I must ask that you hand over any papers you have in your possession.”

I observed the Highlanders look anxiously at each other when this proposal was made.

I noticed the Highlanders exchanging worried glances at each other when this proposal was put forward.

“I had none,” I replied, “to surrender.”

“I didn’t have any,” I replied, “to give up.”

The officer commanded me to be disarmed and searched. To have resisted would have been madness. I accordingly gave up my arms, and submitted to a search, which was conducted as civilly as an operation of the kind well could. They found nothing except the note which I had received that night through the hand of the landlady.

The officer ordered me to hand over my weapons and be searched. Resisting would have been crazy. So, I surrendered my arms and went through a search, which was carried out as politely as such a procedure could be. They found nothing except the note I had received that night from the landlady.

“This is different from what I expected,” said the officer; “but it affords us good grounds for detaining you. Here I find you in written communication with the outlawed robber, Robert MacGregor Campbell, who has been so long the plague of this district—How do you account for that?”

“This is not what I expected,” said the officer; “but it gives us a solid reason to hold you. Here I see you’re in written contact with the outlawed thief, Robert MacGregor Campbell, who has caused so much trouble in this area—how do you explain that?”

“Spies of Rob!” said Inverashalloch. “We wad serve them right to strap them up till the neist tree.”

“Spies of Rob!” said Inverashalloch. “We should tie them up to the next tree.”

“We are gaun to see after some gear o' our ain, gentlemen,” said the Bailie, “that's fa'en into his hands by accident—there's nae law agane a man looking after his ain, I hope?”

“We're going to look for some of our own stuff, gentlemen,” said the Bailie, “that has accidentally fallen into his hands—there's no law against a man looking after his own, right?”

“How did you come by this letter?” said the officer, addressing himself to me.

“How did you get this letter?” the officer asked me.

I could not think of betraying the poor woman who had given it to me, and remained silent.

I couldn't imagine betraying the poor woman who had given it to me, so I stayed quiet.

“Do you know anything of it, fellow?” said the officer, looking at Andrew, whose jaws were chattering like a pair of castanets at the threats thrown out by the Highlander.

“Do you know anything about it, buddy?” said the officer, looking at Andrew, whose teeth were chattering like a pair of castanets in response to the threats coming from the Highlander.

“O ay, I ken a' about it—it was a Hieland loon gied the letter to that lang-tongued jaud the gudewife there; I'll be sworn my maister ken'd naething about it. But he's wilfu' to gang up the hills and speak wi' Rob; and oh, sir, it wad be a charity just to send a wheen o' your red-coats to see him safe back to Glasgow again whether he will or no—And ye can keep Mr. Jarvie as lang as ye like—He's responsible enough for ony fine ye may lay on him—and so's my master for that matter; for me, I'm just a puir gardener lad, and no worth your steering.”

“Oh yes, I know all about it—it was a Highland guy who gave the letter to that long-winded woman, the landlady over there; I swear my master knew nothing about it. But he’s determined to go up in the hills and talk to Rob; and oh, sir, it would really be a kindness to send a few of your soldiers to make sure he gets back to Glasgow safely, whether he wants to or not—And you can keep Mr. Jarvie as long as you like—He’s responsible enough for any fine you might impose on him—and so is my master for that matter; as for me, I’m just a poor gardener boy, and not worth your time.”

“I believe,” said the officer, “the best thing I can do is to send these persons to the garrison under an escort. They seem to be in immediate correspondence with the enemy, and I shall be in no respect answerable for suffering them to be at liberty. Gentlemen, you will consider yourselves as my prisoners. So soon as dawn approaches, I will send you to a place of security. If you be the persons you describe yourselves, it will soon appear, and you will sustain no great inconvenience from being detained a day or two. I can hear no remonstrances,” he continued, turning away from the Bailie, whose mouth was open to address him; “the service I am on gives me no time for idle discussions.”

“I believe,” said the officer, “the best thing I can do is to send these people to the garrison with an escort. They seem to be in direct contact with the enemy, and I cannot be held responsible for letting them go free. Gentlemen, you will consider yourselves my prisoners. As soon as dawn arrives, I will send you to a secure location. If you are who you say you are, it will become clear soon enough, and being held for a day or two won’t cause you much trouble. I won’t entertain any objections,” he added, turning away from the Bailie, who had opened his mouth to speak; “the duty I’m on doesn’t allow for pointless discussions.”

“Aweel, aweel, sir,” said the Bailie, “you're welcome to a tune on your ain fiddle; but see if I dinna gar ye dance till't afore a's dune.”

“Awell, a well, sir,” said the Bailie, “you’re welcome to a tune on your own fiddle; but just see if I don’t get you dancing to it before it’s all over.”

An anxious consultation now took place between the officer and the Highlanders, but carried on in so low a tone, that it was impossible to catch the sense. So soon as it was concluded they all left the house. At their departure, the Bailie thus expressed himself:—“Thae Hielandmen are o' the westland clans, and just as light-handed as their neighbours, an a' tales be true, and yet ye see they hae brought them frae the head o' Argyleshire to make war wi' puir Rob for some auld ill-will that they hae at him and his sirname. And there's the Grahames, and the Buchanans, and the Lennox gentry, a' mounted and in order—It's weel ken'd their quarrel; and I dinna blame them—naebody likes to lose his kye. And then there's sodgers, puir things, hoyed out frae the garrison at a' body's bidding—Puir Rob will hae his hands fu' by the time the sun comes ower the hill. Weel—it's wrang for a magistrate to be wishing onything agane the course o' justice, but deil o' me an I wad break my heart to hear that Rob had gien them a' their paiks!”

An anxious discussion took place between the officer and the Highlanders, but it was so quiet that it was impossible to catch what they were saying. As soon as it was over, they all left the house. When they were gone, the Bailie said, “Those Highland men are from the western clans, and just as quick to act as their neighbors, if all the stories are true. Yet here they are, coming from the head of Argyleshire to make war with poor Rob over some old grudge they have against him and his name. And then there are the Grahames, the Buchanans, and the Lennox gentry, all mounted and organized—everyone knows their feud, and I don’t blame them—nobody likes losing their cattle. And then there are the soldiers, poor things, thrown out from the garrison at everyone’s command—Poor Rob will have his hands full by the time the sun is over the hill. Well—it’s wrong for a magistrate to wish against the course of justice, but I’ll be honest, I’d break my heart to hear that Rob had given them all a beating!”





CHAPTER THIRTEEN.

                              —General,
                 Hear me, and mark me well, and look upon me
                 Directly in my face—my woman's face—
                 See if one fear, one shadow of a terror,
                 One paleness dare appear, but from my anger,
                       To lay hold on your mercies.
                                               Bonduca.
                              —General,
                 Listen to me, and pay close attention, and look at me
                 Straight in my face—my woman's face—
                 See if even a hint of fear, a shadow of terror,
                 Or any pale look shows up, except from my anger,
                       To grab hold of your kindness.
                                               Bonduca.

We were permitted to slumber out the remainder of the night in the best manner that the miserable accommodations of the alehouse permitted. The Bailie, fatigued with his journey and the subsequent scenes—less interested also in the event of our arrest, which to him could only be a matter of temporary inconvenience—perhaps less nice than habit had rendered me about the cleanliness or decency of his couch,—tumbled himself into one of the cribs which I have already described, and soon was heard to snore soundly. A broken sleep, snatched by intervals, while I rested my head upon the table, was my only refreshment. In the course of the night I had occasion to observe that there seemed to be some doubt and hesitation in the motions of the soldiery. Men were sent out, as if to obtain intelligence, and returned apparently without bringing any satisfactory information to their commanding officer. He was obviously eager and anxious, and again despatched small parties of two or three men, some of whom, as I could understand from what the others whispered to each other, did not return again to the Clachan.

We were allowed to sleep through the rest of the night in the best way the poor conditions of the inn would allow. The Bailie, tired from his journey and the events that followed—less concerned about our arrest, which for him was just a temporary hassle—maybe less particular than I had become about the cleanliness or comfort of his bed, threw himself onto one of the cots I mentioned before and soon began to snore loudly. My only rest came from broken sleep, taken in bits while I rested my head on the table. Throughout the night, I noticed some uncertainty and hesitation in the soldiers' movements. Men were sent out, seemingly to gather information, and returned without any useful updates for their commander. He was clearly anxious and eager, and he sent out small groups of two or three men again, some of whom, as I overheard from others, didn’t return to the Clachan.

The morning had broken, when a corporal and two men rushed into the hut, dragging after them, in a sort of triumph, a Highlander, whom I immediately recognised as my acquaintance the ex-turnkey. The Bailie, who started up at the noise with which they entered, immediately made the same discovery, and exclaimed—“Mercy on us! they hae grippit the puir creature Dougal.—Captain, I will put in bail—sufficient bail, for that Dougal creature.”

The morning had come, when a corporal and two men burst into the hut, dragging behind them, almost triumphantly, a Highlander, whom I instantly recognized as my friend, the former jailer. The Bailie, who jumped up at the commotion they caused, quickly made the same realization and exclaimed—“Good heavens! they’ve got poor Dougal. —Captain, I’ll post bail—enough bail, for that Dougal fellow.”

To this offer, dictated undoubtedly by a grateful recollection of the late interference of the Highlander in his behalf, the Captain only answered by requesting Mr. Jarvie to “mind his own affairs, and remember that he was himself for the present a prisoner.”

To this offer, clearly influenced by a thankful memory of the Highlander's recent support for him, the Captain simply responded by asking Mr. Jarvie to “mind his own business, and remember that he was currently a prisoner.”

“I take you to witness, Mr. Osbaldistone,” said the Bailie, who was probably better acquainted with the process in civil than in military cases, “that he has refused sufficient bail. It's my opinion that the creature Dougal will have a good action of wrongous imprisonment and damages agane him, under the Act seventeen hundred and one, and I'll see the creature righted.”

“I want you to witness this, Mr. Osbaldistone,” said the Bailie, who probably knew more about civil cases than military ones, “that he has refused to accept sufficient bail. I believe that Dougal has a solid case for wrongful imprisonment and damages against him, under the Act of 1701, and I’ll make sure he gets justice.”

The officer, whose name I understood was Thornton, paying no attention to the Bailie's threats or expostulations, instituted a very close inquiry into Dougal's life and conversation, and compelled him to admit, though with apparent reluctance, the successive facts,—that he knew Rob Roy MacGregor—that he had seen him within these twelve months—within these six months—within this month—within this week; in fine, that he had parted from him only an hour ago. All this detail came like drops of blood from the prisoner, and was, to all appearance, only extorted by the threat of a halter and the next tree, which Captain Thornton assured him should be his doom, if he did not give direct and special information.

The officer, who I learned was named Thornton, paid no attention to the Bailie's threats or protests and conducted a thorough investigation into Dougal's life and words, forcing him to reluctantly admit the key details—that he knew Rob Roy MacGregor—that he had seen him within the past year—within the past six months—within this month—within this week; in fact, that he had last seen him just an hour ago. This information came from the prisoner like drops of blood and seemed to be extracted only by the threat of a noose and the nearest tree, which Captain Thornton assured him would be his fate if he didn't provide clear and specific information.

“And now, my friend,” said the officer, “you will please inform me how many men your master has with him at present.”

“And now, my friend,” said the officer, “could you please tell me how many men your boss has with him right now?”

Dougal looked in every direction except at the querist, and began to answer, “She canna just be sure about that.”

Dougal looked everywhere except at the person asking the question and started to respond, “She can’t be sure about that.”

“Look at me, you Highland dog,” said the officer, “and remember your life depends on your answer. How many rogues had that outlawed scoundrel with him when you left him?”

“Look at me, you Highland dog,” said the officer, “and remember your life depends on your answer. How many criminals did that outlaw scoundrel have with him when you left?”

“Ou, no aboon sax rogues when I was gane.”

“Or, there were no more than six thieves when I was gone.”

“And where are the rest of his banditti?”

“And where are the rest of his gang?”

“Gane wi' the Lieutenant agane ta westland carles.”

“Get going with the Lieutenant again to the western guys.”

“Against the westland clans?” said the Captain. “Umph—that is likely enough; and what rogue's errand were you despatched upon?”

“Against the westland clans?” asked the Captain. “Hmm—that seems pretty likely; so what shady task were you sent on?”

“Just to see what your honour and ta gentlemen red-coats were doing doun here at ta Clachan.”

“Just wanted to see what you, sir, and you gentlemen in red coats were doing down here at the village.”

“The creature will prove fause-hearted, after a',” said the Bailie, who by this time had planted himself close behind me; “it's lucky I didna pit mysell to expenses anent him.”

“The creature will turn out to be cowardly after all,” said the Bailie, who at this point had positioned himself right behind me; “it's lucky I didn't put myself to any expense regarding him.”

“And now, my friend,” said the Captain, “let us understand each other. You have confessed yourself a spy, and should string up to the next tree—But come, if you will do me one good turn, I will do you another. You, Donald—you shall just, in the way of kindness, carry me and a small party to the place where you left your master, as I wish to speak a few words with him on serious affairs; and I'll let you go about your business, and give you five guineas to boot.”

“And now, my friend,” said the Captain, “let’s get on the same page. You’ve admitted to being a spy, and you should be hanged from the next tree—but listen, if you do me a favor, I’ll return the favor. You, Donald—you’ll kindly take me and a small group to where you left your master, as I need to have a serious talk with him; then I’ll let you go on your way and give you five guineas as well.”

“Oigh! oigh!” exclaimed Dougal, in the extremity of distress and perplexity; “she canna do tat—she canna do tat; she'll rather be hanged.”

“Oigh! oigh!” Dougal exclaimed, overwhelmed with distress and confusion; “she can’t do that—she can’t do that; she’d rather be hanged.”

“Hanged, then, you shall be, my friend” said the officer; “and your blood be upon your own head. Corporal Cramp, do you play Provost-Marshal—away with him!”

“Hanged, then, you will be, my friend,” said the officer; “and your blood will be on your own hands. Corporal Cramp, do you take on the role of Provost-Marshal—get him out of here!”

The corporal had confronted poor Dougal for some time, ostentatiously twisting a piece of cord which he had found in the house into the form of a halter. He now threw it about the culprit's neck, and, with the assistance of two soldiers, had dragged Dougal as far as the door, when, overcome with the terror of immediate death, he exclaimed, “Shentlemans, stops—stops! She'll do his honour's bidding—stops!”

The corporal had been harassing poor Dougal for a while, dramatically twisting a piece of cord he had found in the house into a noose. He now threw it around the culprit's neck and, with the help of two soldiers, dragged Dougal as far as the door when, overwhelmed with the fear of imminent death, he shouted, “Gentlemen, stop—stop! She'll do his honor's bidding—stop!”

“Awa' wi' the creature!” said the Bailie, “he deserves hanging mair now than ever; awa' wi' him, corporal. Why dinna ye tak him awa'?”

“Away with the creature!” said the Bailie, “he deserves hanging more now than ever; away with him, corporal. Why don’t you take him away?”

“It's my belief and opinion, honest gentleman,” said the corporal, “that if you were going to be hanged yourself, you would be in no such d—d hurry.”

“Honestly, it's my belief, sir,” the corporal said, “that if you were the one facing the gallows, you wouldn’t be in such a rush.”

This by-dialogue prevented my hearing what passed between the prisoner and Captain Thornton; but I heard the former snivel out, in a very subdued tone, “And ye'll ask her to gang nae farther than just to show ye where the MacGregor is?—Ohon! ohon!”

This conversation blocked my ability to hear what was going on between the prisoner and Captain Thornton; but I heard the prisoner mumble, in a very quiet voice, “And you’ll just ask her to go no further than to show you where the MacGregor is?—Oh no! oh no!”

“Silence your howling, you rascal—No; I give you my word I will ask you to go no farther.—Corporal, make the men fall in, in front of the houses. Get out these gentlemen's horses; we must carry them with us. I cannot spare any men to guard them here. Come, my lads, get under arms.”

“Quit your howling, you troublemaker—No; I promise I won’t ask you to go any further.—Corporal, have the men line up in front of the houses. Get these gentlemen's horses out; we need to take them with us. I can't afford to leave any men to guard them here. Come on, guys, get ready.”

The soldiers bustled about, and were ready to move. We were led out, along with Dougal, in the capacity of prisoners. As we left the hut, I heard our companion in captivity remind the Captain of “ta foive kuineas.”

The soldiers hurried around, getting ready to leave. We were taken out, along with Dougal, as prisoners. As we exited the hut, I heard our fellow captive remind the Captain about “the five guineas.”

“Here they are for you,” said the officer, putting gold into his hand; “but observe, that if you attempt to mislead me, I will blow your brains out with my own hand.”

“Here you go,” said the officer, placing gold in his hand; “but just so you know, if you try to deceive me, I’ll shoot you myself.”

“The creature,” said the Bailie, “is waur than I judged him—it is a warldly and a perfidious creature. O the filthy lucre of gain that men gies themsells up to! My father the deacon used to say, the penny siller slew mair souls than the naked sword slew bodies.”

“The creature,” said the Bailie, “is worse than I thought—it’s a worldly and deceitful being. Oh, the dirty love of money that people sell themselves for! My father the deacon used to say, the penny silver killed more souls than the naked sword killed bodies.”

The landlady now approached, and demanded payment of her reckoning, including all that had been quaffed by Major Galbraith and his Highland friends. The English officer remonstrated, but Mrs. MacAlpine declared, if “she hadna trusted to his honour's name being used in their company, she wad never hae drawn them a stoup o' liquor; for Mr. Galbraith, she might see him again, or she might no, but weel did she wot she had sma' chance of seeing her siller—and she was a puir widow, had naething but her custom to rely on.”

The landlady approached now and demanded payment for the bill, including everything that Major Galbraith and his Highland friends had consumed. The English officer protested, but Mrs. MacAlpine insisted that if she hadn’t trusted the honor of his name being associated with their company, she would never have served them a drop of liquor. As for Mr. Galbraith, she might see him again, or she might not, but she knew very well that she had little chance of seeing her money again—and she was a poor widow, with nothing to rely on but her customers.

Captain Thornton put a stop to her remonstrances by paying the charge, which was only a few English shillings, though the amount sounded very formidable in Scottish denominations. The generous officer would have included Mr. Jarvie and me in this general acquittance; but the Bailie, disregarding an intimation from the landlady to “make as muckle of the Inglishers as we could, for they were sure to gie us plague eneugh,” went into a formal accounting respecting our share of the reckoning, and paid it accordingly. The Captain took the opportunity to make us some slight apology for detaining us. “If we were loyal and peaceable subjects,” he said, “we would not regret being stopt for a day, when it was essential to the king's service; if otherwise, he was acting according to his duty.”

Captain Thornton stopped her protests by covering the cost, which was just a few English shillings, even though it sounded quite large in Scottish currency. The kind officer would have also paid for Mr. Jarvie and me, but the Bailie, ignoring the landlady's suggestion to "take as much from the English as we could, since they were sure to give us enough trouble," insisted on a formal accounting for our share of the bill and paid it accordingly. The Captain took the chance to offer us a small apology for holding us up. "If we are loyal and peaceful subjects," he said, "we shouldn't mind being delayed for a day when it's important for the king's service; if not, I'm just doing my duty."

We were compelled to accept an apology which it would have served no purpose to refuse, and we sallied out to attend him on his march.

We had to accept an apology that it wouldn’t have made any sense to refuse, so we set out to join him on his march.

I shall never forget the delightful sensation with which I exchanged the dark, smoky, smothering atmosphere of the Highland hut, in which we had passed the night so uncomfortably, for the refreshing fragrance of the morning air, and the glorious beams of the rising sun, which, from a tabernacle of purple and golden clouds, were darted full on such a scene of natural romance and beauty as had never before greeted my eyes. To the left lay the valley, down which the Forth wandered on its easterly course, surrounding the beautiful detached hill, with all its garland of woods. On the right, amid a profusion of thickets, knolls, and crags, lay the bed of a broad mountain lake, lightly curled into tiny waves by the breath of the morning breeze, each glittering in its course under the influence of the sunbeams. High hills, rocks, and banks, waving with natural forests of birch and oak, formed the borders of this enchanting sheet of water; and, as their leaves rustled to the wind and twinkled in the sun, gave to the depth of solitude a sort of life and vivacity. Man alone seemed to be placed in a state of inferiority, in a scene where all the ordinary features of nature were raised and exalted. The miserable little bourocks, as the Bailie termed them, of which about a dozen formed the village called the Clachan of Aberfoil, were composed of loose stones, cemented by clay instead of mortar, and thatched by turfs, laid rudely upon rafters formed of native and unhewn birches and oaks from the woods around. The roofs approached the ground so nearly, that Andrew Fairservice observed we might have ridden over the village the night before, and never found out we were near it, unless our horses' feet had “gane through the riggin'.”

I'll never forget the wonderful feeling I had when I left the dark, smoky, suffocating atmosphere of the Highland hut, where we had spent the night so uncomfortably, for the refreshing scent of the morning air and the glorious rays of the rising sun, which streamed down from a backdrop of purple and golden clouds onto a landscape filled with natural romance and beauty that I had never seen before. To the left was the valley where the Forth river flowed eastward, surrounding a beautiful isolated hill adorned with woods. On the right, amidst a tangle of bushes, hills, and rocks, lay the bed of a wide mountain lake, gently rippling with tiny waves stirred by the morning breeze, each sparkled in the sunlight as it moved along. Tall hills, rocks, and banks covered with natural forests of birch and oak framed this enchanting body of water; and as their leaves rustled in the wind and shimmered in the sunlight, they brought a sense of life and vibrancy to the solitude. Man alone seemed to be insignificant in a scene where all the ordinary features of nature were elevated and celebrated. The miserable little bourocks, as the Bailie called them, which made up the village known as the Clachan of Aberfoil, were built of loose stones held together by clay instead of mortar and thatched with turf, haphazardly placed on rafters made from raw birch and oak from the surrounding woods. The roofs were so low that Andrew Fairservice remarked we might have ridden over the village the night before and never realized we were near it unless our horses' feet had “gone through the riggin'.”

From all we could see, Mrs. MacAlpine's house, miserable as were the quarters it afforded, was still by far the best in the hamlet; and I dare say (if my description gives you any curiosity to see it) you will hardly find it much improved at the present day, for the Scotch are not a people who speedily admit innovation, even when it comes in the shape of improvement.*

From what we could see, Mrs. MacAlpine's house, though the living conditions were tough, was still by far the best in the village; and I bet (if my description makes you curious to see it) you won't find it much better today, because Scots are not the type to easily embrace change, even when it brings improvement.*

* Note I. Clachan of Aberfoil.

* Note I. Clachan of Aberfoil.

The inhabitants of these miserable dwellings were disturbed by the noise of our departure; and as our party of about twenty soldiers drew up in rank before marching off, we were reconnoitred by many a beldam from the half-opened door of her cottage. As these sibyls thrust forth their grey heads, imperfectly covered with close caps of flannel, and showed their shrivelled brows, and long skinny arms, with various gestures, shrugs, and muttered expressions in Gaelic addressed to each other, my imagination recurred to the witches of Macbeth, and I imagined I read in the features of these crones the malevolence of the weird sisters. The little children also, who began to crawl forth, some quite naked, and others very imperfectly covered with tatters of tartan stuff, clapped their tiny hands, and grinned at the English soldiers, with an expression of national hate and malignity which seemed beyond their years. I remarked particularly that there were no men, nor so much as a boy of ten or twelve years old, to be seen among the inhabitants of a village which seemed populous in proportion to its extent; and the idea certainly occurred to me, that we were likely to receive from them, in the course of our journey, more effectual tokens of ill-will than those which lowered on the visages, and dictated the murmurs, of the women and children. It was not until we commenced our march that the malignity of the elder persons of the community broke forth into expressions. The last file of men had left the village, to pursue a small broken track, formed by the sledges in which the natives transported their peats and turfs, and which led through the woods that fringed the lower end of the lake, when a shrilly sound of female exclamation broke forth, mixed with the screams of children, the whooping of boys, and the clapping of hands, with which the Highland dames enforce their notes, whether of rage or lamentation. I asked Andrew, who looked as pale as death, what all this meant.

The people living in those miserable homes were disturbed by the noise of our departure. As our group of about twenty soldiers lined up to march away, we were watched by many old women peering from the half-open doors of their cottages. As these elderly women poked their gray heads out, barely covered by close-fitting flannel caps, and displayed their wrinkled brows and long, skinny arms, they gestured, shrugged, and muttered to each other in Gaelic. It reminded me of the witches in Macbeth, and I could almost see the malice of the weird sisters in their faces. Little children also began to creep out—some completely naked, others barely dressed in torn tartan. They clapped their tiny hands and grinned at the English soldiers with a look of national hate and spite that seemed too advanced for their age. I particularly noticed that there were no men, not even boys around ten or twelve years old, in a village that appeared quite populated for its size. It certainly crossed my mind that we would probably face more serious hostility from them as we traveled than just the scowls and murmurs of the women and children. It wasn’t until we started our march that the hostility of the older members of the community erupted into noise. The last group of men had left the village, heading down a narrow path made by the sledges the locals used to carry their peat and turf, which led through the woods at the lower end of the lake. Suddenly, a loud chorus of female shouts erupted, mixed with children's screams, boys whooping, and the clapping of hands that Highland women use to amplify their cries of anger or sorrow. I asked Andrew, who looked as pale as a ghost, what all of this meant.

“I doubt we'll ken that ower sune,” said he. “Means? It means that the Highland wives are cursing and banning the red-coats, and wishing ill-luck to them, and ilka ane that ever spoke the Saxon tongue. I have heard wives flyte in England and Scotland—it's nae marvel to hear them flyte ony gate; but sic ill-scrapit tongues as thae Highland carlines'—and sic grewsome wishes, that men should be slaughtered like sheep—and that they may lapper their hands to the elbows in their heart's blude—and that they suld dee the death of Walter Cuming of Guiyock,* wha hadna as muckle o' him left thegither as would supper a messan-dog—sic awsome language as that I ne'er heard out o' a human thrapple;—and, unless the deil wad rise amang them to gie them a lesson, I thinkna that their talent at cursing could be amended.

“I doubt we'll understand that too soon,” he said. “Means? It means that the Highland wives are cursing the redcoats and wishing them bad luck, along with anyone who ever spoke the Saxon language. I've heard wives scold in England and Scotland—it’s no surprise to hear them scold in any way; but such crude tongues as those Highland women’s—and such gruesome wishes, that men should be slaughtered like sheep—and that they may dip their hands up to the elbows in their own blood—and that they should meet the death of Walter Cuming of Guiyock, who had hardly enough left of him to feed a lapdog—such awful language as that I've never heard out of a human mouth;—and unless the devil were to rise among them to teach them a lesson, I don’t think their talent for cursing could be improved.

* A great feudal oppressor, who, riding on some cruel purpose through the forest of Guiyock, was thrown from his horse, and his foot being caught in the stirrup, was dragged along by the frightened animal till he was torn to pieces. The expression, “Walter of Guiyock's curse,” is proverbial.

* A powerful feudal oppressor, who, while pursuing a vicious agenda through the forest of Guiyock, was thrown from his horse. His foot got caught in the stirrup, and he was dragged along by the terrified animal until he was torn apart. The phrase, “Walter of Guiyock's curse,” has become a saying.

The warst o't is, they bid us aye gang up the loch, and see what we'll land in.”

The worst of it is, they tell us to always go up the lake and see what we’ll end up with.

Adding Andrew's information to what I had myself observed, I could scarce doubt that some attack was meditated upon our party. The road, as we advanced, seemed to afford every facility for such an unpleasant interruption. At first it winded apart from the lake through marshy meadow ground, overgrown with copsewood, now traversing dark and close thickets which would have admitted an ambuscade to be sheltered within a few yards of our line of march, and frequently crossing rough mountain torrents, some of which took the soldiers up to the knees, and ran with such violence, that their force could only be stemmed by the strength of two or three men holding fast by each other's arms. It certainly appeared to me, though altogether unacquainted with military affairs, that a sort of half-savage warriors, as I had heard the Highlanders asserted to be, might, in such passes as these, attack a party of regular forces with great advantage. The Bailie's good sense and shrewd observation had led him to the same conclusion, as I understood from his requesting to speak with the captain, whom he addressed nearly in the following terms:— “Captain, it's no to fleech ony favour out o' ye, for I scorn it—and it's under protest that I reserve my action and pleas of oppression and wrongous imprisonment;—but, being a friend to King George and his army, I take the liberty to speer—Dinna ye think ye might tak a better time to gang up this glen? If ye are seeking Rob Roy, he's ken'd to be better than half a hunder men strong when he's at the fewest; an if he brings in the Glengyle folk, and the Glenfinlas and Balquhidder lads, he may come to gie you your kail through the reek; and it's my sincere advice, as a king's friend, ye had better tak back again to the Clachan, for thae women at Aberfoil are like the scarts and seamaws at the Cumries—there's aye foul weather follows their skirting.”

Adding Andrew's insights to my own observations, I could hardly doubt that some attack was planned against our group. The road, as we moved forward, seemed to offer many chances for such an unwelcome interruption. At first, it wound away from the lake through marshy meadows overgrown with bushes, then crossed dark and dense thickets that could easily hide an ambush just a few yards from our path, frequently crossing rough mountain streams that came up to the soldiers' knees and flowed with such force that only two or three men holding onto each other could manage to get through. It certainly seemed to me, even though I knew little about military matters, that a kind of half-savage warriors, as I had heard the Highlanders called, could take advantage of these paths to attack a regular force effectively. The Bailie's good sense and sharp observations had led him to the same conclusion, as I understood from his request to speak with the captain, whom he addressed almost in these words:— “Captain, I'm not trying to flatter you into giving me a favor, because I refuse to do that—and I'm holding back my complaints about oppression and wrongful imprisonment;—but, as a supporter of King George and his army, I want to ask—Don’t you think it might be better to go up this glen at another time? If you're looking for Rob Roy, he’s said to be stronger than fifty men at his fewest; and if he brings in the Glengyle people, and the Glenfinlas and Balquhidder lads, he could give you a tough time; and it’s my honest advice, as a loyal friend, that you’d be better off going back to the Clachan, because those women at Aberfoil are like the crows and seabirds at the Cumries—there's always bad weather that follows their skirts.”

“Make yourself easy, sir,” replied Captain Thornton; “I am in the execution of my orders. And as you say you are a friend to King George, you will be glad to learn that it is impossible that this gang of ruffians, whose license has disturbed the country so long, can escape the measures now taken to suppress them. The horse squadron of militia, commanded by Major Galbraith, is already joined by two or more troops of cavalry, which will occupy all the lower passes of this wild country; three hundred Highlanders, under the two gentlemen you saw at the inn, are in possession of the upper part, and various strong parties from the garrison are securing the hills and glens in different directions. Our last accounts of Rob Roy correspond with what this fellow has confessed, that, finding himself surrounded on all sides, he had dismissed the greater part of his followers, with the purpose either of lying concealed, or of making his escape through his superior knowledge of the passes.”

"Relax, sir," Captain Thornton replied. "I'm just carrying out my orders. Since you say you're a friend of King George, you'll be pleased to know that it's impossible for this gang of thugs, who've caused so much trouble in the country, to avoid the actions we're taking to stop them. The horse militia, led by Major Galbraith, has already been joined by two or more troops of cavalry, which will cover all the lower routes of this rugged terrain. Three hundred Highlanders, led by the two gentlemen you saw at the inn, have taken control of the upper area, and various strong groups from the garrison are securing the hills and valleys in different directions. Our latest reports about Rob Roy match what this guy has admitted, that, finding himself surrounded, he sent most of his followers away, either to hide or to try to escape using his better knowledge of the paths."

“I dinna ken,” said the Bailie; “there's mair brandy than brains in Garschattachin's head this morning—And I wadna, an I were you, Captain, rest my main dependence on the Hielandmen—hawks winna pike out hawks' een. They may quarrel among themsells, and gie ilk ither ill names, and maybe a slash wi' a claymore; but they are sure to join in the lang run, against a' civilised folk, that wear breeks on their hinder ends, and hae purses in their pouches.”

"I don't know," said the Bailie; "there's more brandy than brains in Garschattachin's head this morning—And I wouldn't, if I were you, Captain, rely too heavily on the Highlanders—hawks won’t pick out each other's eyes. They might fight among themselves, call each other names, and maybe even get into a scuffle with a claymore; but they will definitely team up in the long run against all civilized people who wear pants and have money in their pockets."

Apparently these admonitions were not altogether thrown away on Captain Thornton. He reformed his line of march, commanded his soldiers to unsling their firelocks and fix their bayonets, and formed an advanced and rear-guard, each consisting of a non-commissioned officer and two soldiers, who received strict orders to keep an alert look-out. Dougal underwent another and very close examination, in which he steadfastly asserted the truth of what he had before affirmed; and being rebuked on account of the suspicious and dangerous appearance of the route by which he was guiding them, he answered with a sort of testiness that seemed very natural, “Her nainsell didna mak ta road; an shentlemans likit grand roads, she suld hae pided at Glasco.”

Apparently, these warnings weren't completely ignored by Captain Thornton. He changed his marching plan, ordered his soldiers to unsling their rifles and attach their bayonets, and set up an advanced and rear guard, each made up of a non-commissioned officer and two soldiers, who were given strict instructions to stay alert. Dougal went through another thorough examination, during which he firmly reiterated what he had previously claimed; and when he was scolded for the suspicious and risky nature of the path he was leading them down, he responded with a touch of irritation that seemed quite natural, “I didn't make the road; if gentlemen want good roads, they should have fixed it in Glasgow.”

All this passed off well enough, and we resumed our progress.

All of this went smoothly, and we continued on our way.

Our route, though leading towards the lake, had hitherto been so much shaded by wood, that we only from time to time obtained a glimpse of that beautiful sheet of water. But the road now suddenly emerged from the forest ground, and, winding close by the margin of the loch, afforded us a full view of its spacious mirror, which now, the breeze having totally subsided, reflected in still magnificence the high dark heathy mountains, huge grey rocks, and shaggy banks, by which it is encircled. The hills now sunk on its margin so closely, and were so broken and precipitous, as to afford no passage except just upon the narrow line of the track which we occupied, and which was overhung with rocks, from which we might have been destroyed merely by rolling down stones, without much possibility of offering resistance. Add to this, that, as the road winded round every promontory and bay which indented the lake, there was rarely a possibility of seeing a hundred yards before us. Our commander appeared to take some alarm at the nature of the pass in which he was engaged, which displayed itself in repeated orders to his soldiers to be on the alert, and in many threats of instant death to Dougal, if he should be found to have led them into danger. Dougal received these threats with an air of stupid impenetrability, which might arise either from conscious innocence, or from dogged resolution.

Our path, while heading toward the lake, had previously been so covered by trees that we only caught brief glimpses of the stunning body of water. But now, the road suddenly broke free from the forest, winding closely along the edge of the loch, presenting us with a full view of its expansive reflective surface. With the breeze completely gone, it mirrored the impressive high dark heathy mountains, massive grey rocks, and overgrown banks that surrounded it. The hills dropped steeply down to the water's edge, creating such a rugged and steep landscape that we could only move along the narrow path we were on, which was shaded by rocks that could have easily crushed us if stones rolled down without warning. Furthermore, as the road twisted around every point and bay of the lake, it was rare for us to see even a hundred yards ahead. Our leader seemed to become wary of the risky terrain we were navigating, which showed in his repeated orders for his soldiers to stay alert and multiple threats of immediate punishment to Dougal if it turned out he'd led them into danger. Dougal took these threats with a seemingly clueless demeanor, possibly stemming from either his genuine innocence or his stubborn determination.

“If shentlemans were seeking ta Red Gregarach,” he said, “to be sure they couldna expect to find her without some wee danger.”

“If gentlemen were looking for Red Gregarach,” he said, “they definitely couldn’t expect to find her without some little danger.”

Just as the Highlander uttered these words, a halt was made by the corporal commanding the advance, who sent back one of the file who formed it, to tell the Captain that the path in front was occupied by Highlanders, stationed on a commanding point of particular difficulty. Almost at the same instant a soldier from the rear came to say, that they heard the sound of a bagpipe in the woods through which we had just passed. Captain Thornton, a man of conduct as well as courage, instantly resolved to force the pass in front, without waiting till he was assailed from the rear; and, assuring his soldiers that the bagpipes which they heard were those of the friendly Highlanders who were advancing to their assistance, he stated to them the importance of advancing and securing Rob Roy, if possible, before these auxiliaries should come up to divide with them the honour, as well as the reward which was placed on the head of this celebrated freebooter. He therefore ordered the rearguard to join the centre, and both to close up to the advance, doubling his files so as to occupy with his column the whole practicable part of the road, and to present such a front as its breadth admitted. Dougal, to whom he said in a whisper, “You dog, if you have deceived me, you shall die for it!” was placed in the centre, between two grenadiers, with positive orders to shoot him if he attempted an escape. The same situation was assigned to us, as being the safest, and Captain Thornton, taking his half-pike from the soldier who carried it, placed himself at the head of his little detachment, and gave the word to march forward.

As the Highlander said these words, the corporal in charge of the advance called a stop and sent one of the men back to inform the Captain that the path ahead was held by Highlanders stationed at a tough position. Almost at the same moment, a soldier from the rear reported that they heard the sound of bagpipes coming from the woods they had just passed through. Captain Thornton, a man of both restraint and bravery, quickly decided to push through the pass without waiting to be attacked from behind. He reassured his soldiers that the bagpipes they heard were from friendly Highlanders coming to help them, explaining the importance of moving forward and capturing Rob Roy, if they could, before these allies arrived to share the glory and the reward offered for this famous outlaw. He ordered the rearguard to join the center and both to tighten up to the advance, doubling his ranks to cover the entire usable part of the road, and to present the strongest front possible. Dougal, to whom he whispered, “You dog, if you’ve tricked me, you’ll pay for it!” was placed in the center, between two grenadiers, with strict orders to shoot him if he tried to escape. We were given the same position for safety, and Captain Thornton, taking the half-pike from the soldier who held it, positioned himself at the front of his small group and signaled them to march forward.

The party advanced with the firmness of English soldiers. Not so Andrew Fairservice, who was frightened out of his wits; and not so, if truth must be told, either the Bailie or I myself, who, without feeling the same degree of trepidation, could not with stoical indifference see our lives exposed to hazard in a quarrel with which we had no concern. But there was neither time for remonstrance nor remedy.

The group moved forward with the determination of English soldiers. Not like Andrew Fairservice, who was totally freaked out; and not like the Bailie or me, who, while not feeling as scared, still couldn’t remain indifferent to the fact that our lives were at risk in a conflict that didn’t involve us. But there was no time for protests or solutions.

We approached within about twenty yards of the spot where the advanced guard had seen some appearance of an enemy. It was one of those promontories which run into the lake, and round the base of which the road had hitherto winded in the manner I have described. In the present case, however, the path, instead of keeping the water's edge, sealed the promontory by one or two rapid zigzags, carried in a broken track along the precipitous face of a slaty grey rock, which would otherwise have been absolutely inaccessible. On the top of this rock, only to be approached by a road so broken, so narrow, and so precarious, the corporal declared he had seen the bonnets and long-barrelled guns of several mountaineers, apparently couched among the long heath and brushwood which crested the eminence. Captain Thornton ordered him to move forward with three files, to dislodge the supposed ambuscade, while, at a more slow but steady pace, he advanced to his support with the rest of his party.

We got within about twenty yards of the place where the advanced guard had spotted some signs of an enemy. It was one of those cliffs that stick out into the lake, along which the road had previously twisted as I described. In this case, however, the path, instead of sticking close to the water's edge, wrapped around the cliff with a couple of quick zigzags, leading along a rough track on the steep face of a slate-grey rock, which would have otherwise been completely unreachable. On top of this rock, accessible only by such a rough, narrow, and risky path, the corporal claimed he had seen the hats and long guns of several mountaineers, seemingly hidden among the long heather and bushes that topped the rise. Captain Thornton ordered him to move forward with three squads to flush out the supposed ambush, while he advanced more slowly but steadily with the rest of his group to provide support.

The attack which he meditated was prevented by the unexpected apparition of a female upon the summit of the rock.

The attack he was planning was stopped by the sudden appearance of a woman at the top of the rock.

“Stand!” she said, with a commanding tone, “and tell me what ye seek in MacGregor's country?”

“Stop!” she said, in a commanding tone, “and tell me what you’re looking for in MacGregor's country?”

I have seldom seen a finer or more commanding form than this woman. She might be between the term of forty and fifty years, and had a countenance which must once have been of a masculine cast of beauty; though now, imprinted with deep lines by exposure to rough weather, and perhaps by the wasting influence of grief and passion, its features were only strong, harsh, and expressive. She wore her plaid, not drawn around her head and shoulders, as is the fashion of the women in Scotland, but disposed around her body as the Highland soldiers wear theirs. She had a man's bonnet, with a feather in it, an unsheathed sword in her hand, and a pair of pistols at her girdle.

I have rarely seen a finer or more impressive figure than this woman. She looked to be in her forties or fifties and had a face that must have once been strikingly beautiful in a masculine way; however, now marked by deep lines from harsh weather and possibly from the toll of grief and passion, her features were strong, harsh, and expressive. She wore her plaid not wrapped around her head and shoulders like the women in Scotland typically do, but draped around her body like the Highland soldiers wear theirs. She had a man's hat with a feather in it, an unsheathed sword in her hand, and a pair of pistols at her waist.

“It's Helen Campbell, Rob's wife,” said the Bailie, in a whisper of considerable alarm; “and there will be broken heads amang us or it's lang.”

“It's Helen Campbell, Rob's wife,” the Bailie said, whispering with noticeable concern; “and there will be broken heads among us or it'll be a while.”

“What seek ye here?” she asked again of Captain Thornton, who had himself advanced to reconnoitre.

“What are you looking for here?” she asked again of Captain Thornton, who had stepped forward to scout the area.

“We seek the outlaw, Rob Roy MacGregor Campbell,” answered the officer, “and make no war on women; therefore offer no vain opposition to the king's troops, and assure yourself of civil treatment.”

“We're looking for the outlaw, Rob Roy MacGregor Campbell,” the officer replied, “and we don’t wage war on women; so don't put up any pointless resistance against the king's troops, and you can expect to be treated fairly.”

“Ay,” retorted the Amazon, “I am no stranger to your tender mercies. Ye have left me neither name nor fame—my mother's bones will shrink aside in their grave when mine are laid beside them—Ye have left me neither house nor hold, blanket nor bedding, cattle to feed us, or flocks to clothe us—Ye have taken from us all—all!—The very name of our ancestors have ye taken away, and now ye come for our lives.”

“Yeah,” shot back the Amazon, “I know all about your so-called kindness. You’ve left me with no name or reputation—my mother’s bones will turn in their grave when mine are laid to rest next to them. You’ve taken everything from us—no home, no shelter, no blankets or bedding, no cattle to feed us, or flocks to keep us warm. You’ve taken it all—all!—You’ve erased the very names of our ancestors, and now you come for our lives.”

“I seek no man's life,” replied the Captain; “I only execute my orders. If you are alone, good woman, you have nought to fear—if there are any with you so rash as to offer useless resistance, their own blood be on their own heads. Move forward, sergeant.”

“I’m not looking to take anyone’s life,” the Captain replied. “I’m just following my orders. If you’re by yourself, good lady, you have nothing to worry about—if there are others with you who are foolish enough to fight back, their blood is on their own hands. Move forward, sergeant.”

“Forward! march!” said the non-commissioned officer. “Huzza, my boys, for Rob Roy's head and a purse of gold.”

“Forward! march!” shouted the sergeant. “Hooray, my guys, for Rob Roy's head and a bag of gold.”

He quickened his pace into a run, followed by the six soldiers; but as they attained the first traverse of the ascent, the flash of a dozen of firelocks from various parts of the pass parted in quick succession and deliberate aim. The sergeant, shot through the body, still struggled to gain the ascent, raised himself by his hands to clamber up the face of the rock, but relaxed his grasp, after a desperate effort, and falling, rolled from the face of the cliff into the deep lake, where he perished. Of the soldiers, three fell, slain or disabled; the others retreated on their main body, all more or less wounded.

He picked up speed and ran, followed by the six soldiers. But as they reached the first part of the climb, a flurry of gunfire from different spots along the path came quickly and with precise aim. The sergeant, shot in the torso, continued to struggle to climb up the slope, pulling himself up with his hands to scale the rock face, but after a desperate effort, he lost his grip and fell, rolling off the cliff into the deep lake where he drowned. Of the soldiers, three were either killed or injured; the others retreated to join the main group, all of them wounded to some extent.

“Grenadiers, to the front!” said Captain Thornton.—You are to recollect, that in those days this description of soldiers actually carried that destructive species of firework from which they derive their name. The four grenadiers moved to the front accordingly. The officer commanded the rest of the party to be ready to support them, and only saying to us, “Look to your safety, gentlemen,” gave, in rapid succession, the word to the grenadiers—“Open your pouches—handle your grenades—blow your matches—fall on.”

“Grenadiers, forward!” said Captain Thornton. You should remember that back then, this type of soldier actually carried the dangerous fireworks that gave them their name. The four grenadiers moved to the front as ordered. The officer instructed the rest of the group to be ready to back them up, and only said to us, “Watch your safety, gentlemen,” before quickly giving the command to the grenadiers—“Open your pouches—prepare your grenades—light your fuses—charge!”

The whole advanced with a shout, headed by Captain Thornton,—the grenadiers preparing to throw their grenades among the bushes where the ambuscade lay, and the musketeers to support them by an instant and close assault. Dougal, forgotten in the scuffle, wisely crept into the thicket which overhung that part of the road where we had first halted, which he ascended with the activity of a wild cat. I followed his example, instinctively recollecting that the fire of the Highlanders would sweep the open track. I clambered until out of breath; for a continued spattering fire, in which every shot was multiplied by a thousand echoes, the hissing of the kindled fusees of the grenades, and the successive explosion of those missiles, mingled with the huzzas of the soldiers, and the yells and cries of their Highland antagonists, formed a contrast which added—I do not shame to own it—wings to my desire to reach a place of safety. The difficulties of the ascent soon increased so much, that I despaired of reaching Dougal, who seemed to swing himself from rock to rock, and stump to stump, with the facility of a squirrel, and I turned down my eyes to see what had become of my other companions. Both were brought to a very awkward standstill.

The whole group charged with a shout, led by Captain Thornton, while the grenadiers prepared to toss their grenades into the bushes where the ambush was hidden, and the musketeers got ready for a quick and close attack. Dougal, forgotten in the chaos, smartly crept into the thicket that overhung the part of the road where we had first stopped, climbing it with the agility of a wild cat. I decided to follow his lead, instinctively remembering that the Highlanders' fire would sweep across the open path. I climbed until I was out of breath; the constant crackling fire, with each shot echoing a thousand times, the hissing of the lit fuses from the grenades, and the successive explosions of those projectiles, mixed with the cheers of the soldiers and the screams and shouts of their Highland opponents, created a contrast that—I'll admit—increased my urge to reach a safe place. The climb soon became so difficult that I began to lose hope of catching up with Dougal, who seemed to leap from rock to rock and stump to stump with the ease of a squirrel. I looked down to see what had happened to my other companions. Both were caught in a pretty awkward situation.

The Bailie, to whom I suppose fear had given a temporary share of agility, had ascended about twenty feet from the path, when his foot slipping, as he straddled from one huge fragment of rock to another, he would have slumbered with his father the deacon, whose acts and words he was so fond of quoting, but for a projecting branch of a ragged thorn, which, catching hold of the skirts of his riding-coat, supported him in mid-air, where he dangled not unlike to the sign of the Golden Fleece over the door of a mercer in the Trongate of his native city.

The Bailie, who I guess was given a temporary boost of agility by fear, had climbed about twenty feet from the path when his foot slipped while he tried to straddle from one large rock to another. He would have fallen asleep next to his father the deacon, whose sayings and actions he loved to quote, if it hadn't been for a protruding branch of a rough thorn that caught the back of his riding coat and held him up in mid-air, where he dangled much like the sign of the Golden Fleece over the door of a mercer in the Trongate of his hometown.

As for Andrew Fairservice, he had advanced with better success, until he had attained the top of a bare cliff, which, rising above the wood, exposed him, at least in his own opinion, to all the dangers of the neighbouring skirmish, while, at the same time, it was of such a precipitous and impracticable nature, that he dared neither to advance nor retreat. Footing it up and down upon the narrow space which the top of the cliff afforded (very like a fellow at a country-fair dancing upon a trencher), he roared for mercy in Gaelic and English alternately, according to the side on which the scale of victory seemed to predominate, while his exclamations were only answered by the groans of the Bailie, who suffered much, not only from apprehension, but from the pendulous posture in which he hung suspended by the loins.

As for Andrew Fairservice, he had made better progress until he reached the top of a bare cliff, which, rising above the trees, left him feeling exposed to all the dangers of the nearby skirmish. At the same time, the cliff was so steep and difficult that he didn't dare move forward or backward. He paced back and forth on the narrow space at the cliff's edge (much like someone at a country fair dancing on a plate) and shouted for mercy in both Gaelic and English, depending on which side was winning. His cries were only met with the groans of the Bailie, who suffered greatly, not only from fear but also from the awkward position in which he was hanging, suspended by the waist.

On perceiving the Bailie's precarious situation, my first idea was to attempt to render him assistance; but this was impossible without the concurrence of Andrew, whom neither sign, nor entreaty, nor command, nor expostulation, could inspire with courage to adventure the descent from his painful elevation, where, like an unskilful and obnoxious minister of state, unable to escape from the eminence to which he had presumptuously ascended, he continued to pour forth piteous prayers for mercy, which no one heard, and to skip to and fro, writhing his body into all possible antic shapes to avoid the balls which he conceived to be whistling around him.

Upon seeing the Bailie's risky situation, my first thought was to try to help him; but that was impossible without Andrew's cooperation, and no amount of signals, pleading, orders, or reasoning could give him the courage to come down from his uncomfortable spot. Like a clumsy and despised government official who couldn't get away from the height he'd foolishly climbed to, he kept shouting desperate prayers for mercy that nobody could hear, and he hopped around, twisting his body into all sorts of strange shapes to dodge the bullets he imagined were flying around him.

In a few minutes this cause of terror ceased, for the fire, at first so well sustained, now sunk at once—a sure sign that the conflict was concluded. To gain some spot from which I could see how the day had gone was now my object, in order to appeal to the mercy of the victors, who, I trusted (whichever side might be gainers), would not suffer the honest Bailie to remain suspended, like the coffin of Mahomet, between heaven and earth, without lending a hand to disengage him. At length, by dint of scrambling, I found a spot which commanded a view of the field of battle. It was indeed ended; and, as my mind already augured, from the place and circumstances attending the contest, it had terminated in the defeat of Captain Thornton. I saw a party of Highlanders in the act of disarming that officer, and the scanty remainder of his party. They consisted of about twelve men most of whom were wounded, who, surrounded by treble their number, and without the power either to advance or retreat, exposed to a murderous and well-aimed fire, which they had no means of returning with effect, had at length laid down their arms by the order of their officer, when he saw that the road in his rear was occupied, and that protracted resistance would be only wasting the lives of his brave followers. By the Highlanders, who fought under cover, the victory was cheaply bought, at the expense of one man slain and two wounded by the grenades. All this I learned afterwards. At present I only comprehended the general result of the day, from seeing the English officer, whose face was covered with blood, stripped of his hat and arms, and his men, with sullen and dejected countenances which marked their deep regret, enduring, from the wild and martial figures who surrounded them, the severe measures to which the laws of war subject the vanquished for security of the victors.

In a few minutes, the source of terror stopped, as the fire, which had been strong at first, suddenly died down—a clear sign that the fight was over. My goal now was to find a vantage point to see how the day had unfolded, hoping to appeal to the mercy of the winners, who, I trusted (regardless of which side won), wouldn’t let the honest Bailie hang in limbo, like the coffin of Mahomet, without helping to free him. Eventually, after some scrambling, I found a spot where I could see the battlefield. It was indeed over; and, as I suspected based on the location and circumstances of the fight, it had ended in Captain Thornton's defeat. I saw a group of Highlanders disarming that officer and the few remaining members of his party. There were about twelve men, most of whom were wounded, surrounded by triple their number, with no way to advance or retreat. Exposed to a deadly and accurately aimed fire, which they had no way of effectively responding to, they finally laid down their arms on their officer’s orders when he realized that the road behind them was blocked and that continuing to resist would only waste the lives of his brave men. The Highlanders, fighting from cover, secured their victory at a low cost of one man killed and two wounded by grenades. I learned all this later. At that moment, I could only grasp the overall outcome from seeing the English officer, whose face was covered in blood, stripped of his hat and weapons, while his men, looking gloomy and dejected—which reflected their deep regret—endured the harsh treatment meted out to the defeated by the laws of war for the victors' security.





CHAPTER FOURTEEN.

            “Woe to the vanquished!” was stern Brenno's word,
             When sunk proud Rome beneath the Gallic sword—
            “Woe to the vanquished!” when his massive blade
             Bore down the scale against her ransom weigh'd;
                And on the field of foughten battle still,
                Woe knows no limits save the victor's will.
                                                  The Gaulliad.
            “Woe to the defeated!” was stern Brenno's cry,  
             When proud Rome fell to the Gallic sword—  
            “Woe to the defeated!” when his massive blade  
             Pressed down the scale against her ransom weighed;  
                And on the battlefield where they fought,  
                Woe knows no limits except the victor's will.  
                                                  The Gaulliad.

I anxiously endeavoured to distinguish Dougal among the victors. I had little doubt that the part he had played was assumed, on purpose to lead the English officer into the defile, and I could not help admiring the address with which the ignorant, and apparently half-brutal savage, had veiled his purpose, and the affected reluctance with which he had suffered to be extracted from him the false information which it must have been his purpose from the beginning to communicate. I foresaw we should incur some danger on approaching the victors in the first flush of their success, which was not unstained with cruelty; for one or two of the soldiers, whose wounds prevented them from rising, were poniarded by the victors, or rather by some ragged Highland boys who had mingled with them. I concluded, therefore, it would be unsafe to present ourselves without some mediator; and as Campbell, whom I now could not but identify with the celebrated freebooter Rob Roy, was nowhere to be seen, I resolved to claim the protection of his emissary, Dougal.

I anxiously tried to spot Dougal among the winners. I had no doubt that the role he played was intentional, meant to lead the English officer into the trap, and I couldn’t help but admire the clever way the seemingly ignorant and somewhat brutal savage concealed his intentions, as well as the feigned hesitation with which he allowed the false information he had always meant to share to be drawn out of him. I sensed that approaching the victors right after their success could be dangerous, as it was somewhat tainted with cruelty; a couple of soldiers who couldn't get up due to their injuries were stabbed by the victors, or rather by a group of ragged Highland boys who had joined them. I figured it would be risky to show ourselves without some sort of mediator; since Campbell, who I now couldn’t help but associate with the famous outlaw Rob Roy, was nowhere to be found, I decided to seek the protection of his messenger, Dougal.

After gazing everywhere in vain, I at length retraced my steps to see what assistance I could individually render to my unlucky friend, when, to my great joy, I saw Mr. Jarvie delivered from his state of suspense; and though very black in the face, and much deranged in the garments, safely seated beneath the rock, in front of which he had been so lately suspended. I hastened to join him and offer my congratulations, which he was at first far from receiving in the spirit of cordiality with which they were offered. A heavy fit of coughing scarce permitted him breath enough to express the broken hints which he threw out against my sincerity.

After looking everywhere without luck, I finally retraced my steps to see how I could help my unfortunate friend. To my great relief, I found Mr. Jarvie out of his state of anxiety; although his face was quite pale and his clothes were rumpled, he was safely sitting under the rock where he had recently been suspended. I hurried over to join him and offer my congratulations, but he didn't receive them as warmly as I intended. A severe coughing fit barely allowed him to catch his breath, and he managed to throw out sarcastic comments questioning my sincerity.

“Uh! uh! uh! uh!—they say a friend—uh! uh!—a friend sticketh closer than a brither—uh! uh! uh! When I came up here, Maister Osbaldistone, to this country, cursed of God and man—uh! uh—Heaven forgie me for swearing—on nae man's errand but yours, d'ye think it was fair—uh! uh! uh!—to leave me, first, to be shot or drowned atween red-wad Highlanders and red-coats; and next to be hung up between heaven and earth, like an auld potato-bogle, without sae muckle as trying—uh! uh!—sae muckle as trying to relieve me?”

“Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!—they say a friend—ugh! Ugh!—a friend sticks closer than a brother—ugh! Ugh! Ugh! When I came up here, Master Osbaldistone, to this country, cursed by God and man—ugh! Ugh—Heaven forgive me for swearing—on no man's errand but yours, do you think it was fair—ugh! Ugh! Ugh!—to leave me, first, to be shot or drowned between red-wad Highlanders and redcoats; and next to be hung up between heaven and earth, like an old potato-bogle, without even trying—ugh! Ugh!—even trying to help me?”

I made a thousand apologies, and laboured so hard to represent the impossibility of my affording him relief by my own unassisted exertions, that at length I succeeded, and the Bailie, who was as placable as hasty in his temper, extended his favour to me once more. I next took the liberty of asking him how he had contrived to extricate himself.

I apologized a thousand times and worked really hard to show him that it was impossible for me to help him on my own, and eventually, I succeeded. The Bailie, who was quick-tempered yet easy to please, decided to give me another chance. Then, I took the opportunity to ask him how he managed to get out of his situation.

“Me extricate! I might hae hung there till the day of judgment or I could hae helped mysell, wi' my head hinging down on the tae side, and my heels on the tother, like the yarn-scales in the weigh-house. It was the creature Dougal that extricated me, as he did yestreen; he cuttit aff the tails o' my coat wi' his durk, and another gillie and him set me on my legs as cleverly as if I had never been aff them. But to see what a thing gude braid claith is! Had I been in ony o' your rotten French camlets now, or your drab-de-berries, it would hae screeded like an auld rag wi' sic a weight as mine. But fair fa' the weaver that wrought the weft o't—I swung and bobbit yonder as safe as a gabbart* that's moored by a three-ply cable at the Broomielaw.”

"Help me out! I could have hung there until Judgment Day, or I could have helped myself, with my head dangling down on one side and my heels on the other, like the yarn scales in the weigh-house. It was that guy Dougal who got me out, just like he did last night; he cut the tails off my coat with his knife, and another servant and he set me on my feet as smoothly as if I had never fallen off them. But just look at how great good broadcloth is! If I had been in any of your flimsy French fabrics or those drab-de-berries, it would have ripped like an old rag under the weight I was carrying. But hats off to the weaver who made it—I swung and bobbed over there as safely as a boat tied up with a three-ply cable at the Broomielaw."

* A kind of lighter used in the river Clyde,—probably from the French * abare.

* A type of lighter used on the River Clyde—probably from the French * abare.

I now inquired what had become of his preserver.

I now asked what had happened to his rescuer.

“The creature,” so he continued to call the Highlandman, “contrived to let me ken there wad be danger in gaun near the leddy till he came back, and bade me stay here. I am o' the mind,” he continued, “that he's seeking after you—it's a considerate creature—and troth, I wad swear he was right about the leddy, as he ca's her, too—Helen Campbell was nane o' the maist douce maidens, nor meekest wives neither, and folk say that Rob himsell stands in awe o' her. I doubt she winna ken me, for it's mony years since we met—I am clear for waiting for the Dougal creature or we gang near her.”

“The creature,” as he kept calling the Highlander, “managed to make me aware that it would be dangerous to go near the lady until he returned and told me to stay here. I think,” he continued, “that he’s looking for you—he’s a thoughtful one—and honestly, I would swear he was right about the lady, as he calls her too—Helen Campbell wasn’t one of the most gentle maidens or meekest wives, and people say that even Rob himself is afraid of her. I doubt she’ll recognize me, since it’s been many years since we last met—I’m definitely waiting for the Dougal creature before we go near her.”

I signified my acquiescence in this reasoning; but it was not the will of fate that day that the Bailie's prudence should profit himself or any one else.

I agreed with this reasoning; however, it wasn't meant to be that day for the Bailie's caution to benefit him or anyone else.

Andrew Fairservice, though he had ceased to caper on the pinnacle upon the cessation of the firing, which had given occasion for his whimsical exercise, continued, as perched on the top of an exposed cliff, too conspicuous an object to escape the sharp eyes of the Highlanders, when they had time to look a little around them. We were apprized he was discovered, by a wild and loud halloo set up among the assembled victors, three or four of whom instantly plunged into the copsewood, and ascended the rocky side of the hill in different directions towards the place where they had discovered this whimsical apparition.

Andrew Fairservice, even though he stopped dancing on the peak after the firing had ended, which had inspired his quirky display, remained too noticeable like someone sitting on the edge of a cliff for the Highlanders to miss when they had a moment to look around. We knew he had been spotted by the excited and loud cheers from the victorious group, three or four of whom immediately dashed into the bushes and climbed the rocky hillside in different directions toward the spot where they had seen this amusing sight.

Those who arrived first within gunshot of poor Andrew, did not trouble themselves to offer him any assistance in the ticklish posture of his affairs, but levelling their long Spanish-barrelled guns, gave him to understand, by signs which admitted of no misconstruction, that he must contrive to come down and submit himself to their mercy, or to be marked at from beneath, like a regimental target set up for ball-practice. With such a formidable hint for venturous exertion, Andrew Fairservice could no longer hesitate; the more imminent peril overcame his sense of that which seemed less inevitable, and he began to descend the cliff at all risks, clutching to the ivy and oak stumps, and projecting fragments of rock, with an almost feverish anxiety, and never failing, as circumstances left him a hand at liberty, to extend it to the plaided gentry below in an attitude of supplication, as if to deprecate the discharge of their levelled firearms. In a word, the fellow, under the influence of a counteracting motive for terror, achieved a safe descent from his perilous eminence, which, I verily believe, nothing but the fear of instant death could have moved him to attempt. The awkward mode of Andrew's descent greatly amused the Highlanders below, who fired a shot or two while he was engaged in it, without the purpose of injuring him, as I believe, but merely to enhance the amusement they derived from his extreme terror, and the superlative exertions of agility to which it excited him.

Those who got to Andrew first didn't bother to help him out of his tricky situation. Instead, they aimed their long Spanish guns at him and made it clear—without any room for misunderstanding—that he needed to find a way down and surrender to them or else be shot at like a target used for practice. Faced with such a serious warning, Andrew Fairservice couldn’t hesitate any longer; the threat of immediate danger outweighed his fear of something that seemed less urgent. He began the risky descent down the cliff, grabbing onto ivy, oak stumps, and loose rocks with a sense of frantic anxiety. Whenever he had a hand free, he would raise it in a pleading gesture towards the men below, trying to plead for mercy and avoid their gunfire. In short, driven by an overwhelming fear, he managed to safely climb down from his dangerous perch—something I truly believe he would have never tried without the fear of imminent death pushing him. The awkward way Andrew climbed down made the Highlanders laugh below, and they fired a shot or two while he was at it, not to hurt him, I think, but just to enjoy the spectacle of his sheer terror and frantic attempts to navigate the situation.

At length he attained firm and comparatively level ground—or rather, to speak more correctly, his foot slipping at the last point of descent, he fell on the earth at his full length, and was raised by the assistance of the Highlanders, who stood to receive him, and who, ere he gained his legs, stripped him not only of the whole contents of his pockets, but of periwig, hat, coat, doublet, stockings, and shoes, performing the feat with such admirable celerity, that, although he fell on his back a well-clothed and decent burgher-seeming serving-man, he arose a forked, uncased, bald-pated, beggarly-looking scarecrow. Without respect to the pain which his undefended toes experienced from the sharp encounter of the rocks over which they hurried him, those who had detected Andrew proceeded to drag him downward towards the road through all the intervening obstacles.

Eventually, he reached solid, relatively flat ground—or more accurately, as he slipped at the last descent, he fell flat on his back. The Highlanders who were there to help him picked him up, and before he even got back on his feet, they stripped him not only of everything in his pockets but also of his wig, hat, coat, doublet, stockings, and shoes. They did it so quickly that although he had fallen as a well-dressed, decent-looking serving man, he got up looking like a ragged, bald scarecrow. Ignoring the pain in his bare toes from the sharp rocks they hurried him over, those who had caught Andrew dragged him down toward the road, overcoming all the obstacles in their way.

In the course of their descent, Mr. Jarvie and I became exposed to their lynx-eyed observation, and instantly half-a-dozen of armed Highlanders thronged around us, with drawn dirks and swords pointed at our faces and throats, and cocked pistols presented against our bodies. To have offered resistance would have been madness, especially as we had no weapons capable of supporting such a demonstration. We therefore submitted to our fate; and with great roughness on the part of those who assisted at our toilette, were in the act of being reduced to as unsophisticated a state (to use King Lear's phrase) as the plume-less biped Andrew Fairservice, who stood shivering between fear and cold at a few yards' distance. Good chance, however, saved us from this extremity of wretchedness; for, just as I had yielded up my cravat (a smart Steinkirk, by the way, and richly laced), and the Bailie had been disrobed of the fragments of his riding-coat—enter Dougal, and the scene was changed. By a high tone of expostulation, mixed with oaths and threats, as far as I could conjecture the tenor of his language from the violence of his gestures, he compelled the plunderers, however reluctant, not only to give up their further depredations on our property, but to restore the spoil they had already appropriated. He snatched my cravat from the fellow who had seized it, and twisted it (in the zeal of his restitution) around my neck with such suffocating energy as made me think that he had not only been, during his residence at Glasgow, a substitute of the jailor, but must moreover have taken lessons as an apprentice of the hangman. He flung the tattered remnants of Mr. Jarvie's coat around his shoulders, and as more Highlanders began to flock towards us from the high road, he led the way downwards, directing and commanding the others to afford us, but particularly the Bailie, the assistance necessary to our descending with comparative ease and safety. It was, however, in vain that Andrew Fairservice employed his lungs in obsecrating a share of Dougal's protection, or at least his interference to procure restoration of his shoes.

As we made our way down, Mr. Jarvie and I caught the sharp gaze of the Highlanders, and suddenly, half a dozen armed men surrounded us, their drawn dirks and swords pointed at our faces and throats, with cocked pistols aimed at our bodies. To resist would have been insane, especially since we had no means to defend ourselves. So, we accepted our fate; and while the men roughhandled us during our unwelcome "makeover," I was close to being stripped down to as bare a state (to borrow King Lear's term) as the featherless Andrew Fairservice, who stood shivering a few yards away, caught between fear and cold. Just when I thought I was about to lose my cravat (a stylish Steinkirk, by the way, with rich lace) and Mr. Jarvie had been relieved of what was left of his riding coat—Dougal showed up, changing everything. With a loud mixture of complaints, curses, and threats, from what I could gather from his flailing gestures, he forced the plunderers, though reluctantly, not only to stop robbing us but to give back what they had already taken. He snatched my cravat from the guy who grabbed it and tied it around my neck with such force that it felt like he must have been a jailer during his time in Glasgow and had also learned the ropes from a hangman. He threw the torn remains of Mr. Jarvie's coat over his shoulders as more Highlanders began to gather from the main road, and he led us down, directing the others to help us out, especially the Bailie, so we could descend more easily and safely. However, no matter how loudly Andrew Fairservice pleaded for some of Dougal's protection, or at least some help in getting his shoes back, it was all in vain.

“Na, na,” said Dougal in reply, “she's nae gentle pody, I trow; her petters hae ganged parefoot, or she's muckle mista'en.” And, leaving Andrew to follow at his leisure, or rather at such leisure as the surrounding crowd were pleased to indulge him with, he hurried us down to the pathway in which the skirmish had been fought, and hastened to present us as additional captives to the female leader of his band.

“Na, na,” Dougal replied, “she's not a gentle lady, I swear; her feet have been bare, or she's very mistaken.” And, leaving Andrew to catch up at his own pace, or rather at the pace the surrounding crowd allowed, he rushed us down to the path where the fight had taken place and quickly introduced us as extra captives to the female leader of his group.

We were dragged before her accordingly, Dougal fighting, struggling, screaming, as if he were the party most apprehensive of hurt, and repulsing, by threats and efforts, all those who attempted to take a nearer interest in our capture than he seemed to do himself. At length we were placed before the heroine of the day, whose appearance, as well as those of the savage, uncouth, yet martial figures who surrounded us, struck me, to own the truth, with considerable apprehension. I do not know if Helen MacGregor had personally mingled in the fray, and indeed I was afterwards given to understand the contrary; but the specks of blood on her brow, her hands and naked arms, as well as on the blade of her sword which she continued to hold in her hand—her flushed countenance, and the disordered state of the raven locks which escaped from under the red bonnet and plume that formed her head-dress, seemed all to intimate that she had taken an immediate share in the conflict. Her keen black eyes and features expressed an imagination inflamed by the pride of gratified revenge, and the triumph of victory. Yet there was nothing positively sanguinary, or cruel, in her deportment; and she reminded me, when the immediate alarm of the interview was over, of some of the paintings I had seen of the inspired heroines in the Catholic churches of France. She was not, indeed, sufficiently beautiful for a Judith, nor had she the inspired expression of features which painters have given to Deborah, or to the wife of Heber the Kenite, at whose feet the strong oppressor of Israel, who dwelled in Harosheth of the Gentiles, bowed down, fell, and lay a dead man. Nevertheless, the enthusiasm by which she was agitated gave her countenance and deportment, wildly dignified in themselves, an air which made her approach nearly to the ideas of those wonderful artists who gave to the eye the heroines of Scripture history.

We were dragged in front of her, with Dougal fighting, struggling, and screaming as if he was the one most afraid of getting hurt, pushing away anyone who tried to get closer to us more than he did. Eventually, we were placed before the heroine of the day, whose appearance, along with the rough, yet fierce figures surrounding us, filled me with a considerable sense of dread. I’m not sure if Helen MacGregor had directly joined the fight, and I later learned she hadn’t; however, the blood smeared on her brow, hands, and bare arms, along with the blade of her sword she still held, her flushed face, and the messy hair escaping from under her red bonnet and plume, all suggested she had been involved in the conflict. Her sharp black eyes and features showed an imagination sparked by the pride of fulfilled revenge and the joy of victory. Yet, there was nothing overtly bloody or cruel in her demeanor. Once the initial shock of the encounter wore off, she reminded me of the paintings I had seen of inspired heroines in the Catholic churches of France. She wasn’t quite beautiful enough to be a Judith, nor did she have the inspired look that artists gave to Deborah or the wife of Heber the Kenite, at whose feet the strong oppressor of Israel, who lived in Harosheth of the Gentiles, bowed down, fell, and lay dead. Still, the enthusiasm that stirred her gave her face and posture, which were wild and dignified, an air that brought her close to the ideas of those amazing artists who depicted the heroines of Scripture history.

I was uncertain in what terms to accost a personage so uncommon, when Mr. Jarvie, breaking the ice with a preparatory cough (for the speed with which he had been brought into her presence had again impeded his respiration), addressed her as follows:—“Uh! uh! &c. &c. I am very happy to have this joyful opportunity” (a quaver in his voice strongly belied the emphasis which he studiously laid on the word joyful)—“this joyful occasion,” he resumed, trying to give the adjective a more suitable accentuation, “to wish my kinsman Robin's wife a very good morning—Uh! uh!—How's a' wi' ye?” (by this time he had talked himself into his usual jog-trot manner, which exhibited a mixture of familiarity and self-importance)—“How's a' wi' ye this lang time? Ye'll hae forgotten me, Mrs. MacGregor Campbell, as your cousin—uh! uh!—but ye'll mind my father, Deacon Nicol Jarvie, in the Saut Market o' Glasgow?—an honest man he was, and a sponsible, and respectit you and yours. Sae, as I said before, I am right glad to see you, Mrs. MacGregor Campbell, as my kinsman's wife. I wad crave the liberty of a kinsman to salute you, but that your gillies keep such a dolefu' fast haud o' my arms, and, to speak Heaven's truth and a magistrate's, ye wadna be the waur of a cogfu' o' water before ye welcomed your friends.”

I wasn't sure how to approach someone so unusual when Mr. Jarvie, clearing his throat to break the awkwardness (because being suddenly in her presence had made him a bit out of breath), spoke to her like this: “Uh! uh! &c. &c. I'm really happy to have this joyful opportunity” (a shaky note in his voice completely contradicted the emphasis he placed on the word joyful)—“this joyful occasion,” he continued, trying to emphasize the adjective properly, “to wish my relative Robin's wife a very good morning—Uh! uh!—How's everything with you?” (by now he had found his usual rhythm, showing a mix of familiarity and self-importance)—“How have you been all this time? You probably don’t remember me, Mrs. MacGregor Campbell, as your cousin—uh! uh!—but you’ll remember my father, Deacon Nicol Jarvie, from the Salt Market in Glasgow? He was an honest man, and he respected you and yours. So, like I was saying, I’m really glad to see you, Mrs. MacGregor Campbell, as my relative's wife. I would like to take the liberty of a cousin to greet you, but your attendants are holding my arms quite firmly, and to be completely honest, you could use a drink of water before you welcome your friends.”

There was something in the familiarity of this introduction which ill suited the exalted state of temper of the person to whom it was addressed, then busied with distributing dooms of death, and warm from conquest in a perilous encounter.

There was something about the familiarity of this introduction that didn't match the elevated mood of the person it was directed at, who was then occupied with handing out death sentences and was energized from success in a dangerous fight.

“What fellow are you,” she said, “that dare to claim kindred with the MacGregor, and neither wear his dress nor speak his language?—What are you, that have the tongue and the habit of the hound, and yet seek to lie down with the deer?”

“What kind of person are you,” she said, “that dares to claim kinship with the MacGregor, yet doesn’t wear his attire or speak his language?—What are you, who has the speech and manner of a dog, yet seeks to lie with the deer?”

“I dinna ken,” said the undaunted Bailie, “if the kindred has ever been weel redd out to you yet, cousin—but it's ken'd, and can be prov'd. My mother, Elspeth MacFarlane, was the wife of my father, Deacon Nicol Jarvie—peace be wi' them baith!—and Elspeth was the daughter of Parlane MacFarlane, at the Sheeling o' Loch Sloy. Now, this Parlane MacFarlane, as his surviving daughter Maggy MacFarlane, alias MacNab, wha married Duncan MacNab o' Stuckavrallachan, can testify, stood as near to your gudeman, Robert MacGregor, as in the fourth degree of kindred, for”—

“I don’t know,” said the fearless Bailie, “if the family background has ever been properly explained to you yet, cousin—but it’s known and can be proved. My mother, Elspeth MacFarlane, was the wife of my father, Deacon Nicol Jarvie—may they both rest in peace!—and Elspeth was the daughter of Parlane MacFarlane, from the Sheeling of Loch Sloy. Now, this Parlane MacFarlane, as his surviving daughter Maggy MacFarlane, also known as MacNab, who married Duncan MacNab of Stuckavrallachan, can testify, was related to your husband, Robert MacGregor, in the fourth degree of kinship, for—”

The virago lopped the genealogical tree, by demanding haughtily, “If a stream of rushing water acknowledged any relation with the portion withdrawn from it for the mean domestic uses of those who dwelt on its banks?”

The strong woman cut down the family tree, demanding arrogantly, “Does a rushing stream recognize any connection with the part taken from it for the simple everyday needs of those living by its banks?”

“Vera true, kinswoman,” said the Bailie; “but for a' that, the burn wad be glad to hae the milldam back again in simmer, when the chuckie-stanes are white in the sun. I ken weel eneugh you Hieland folk haud us Glasgow people light and cheap for our language and our claes;—but everybody speaks their native tongue that they learned in infancy; and it would be a daft-like thing to see me wi' my fat wame in a short Hieland coat, and my puir short houghs gartered below the knee, like ane o' your lang-legged gillies. Mair by token, kinswoman,” he continued, in defiance of various intimations by which Dougal seemed to recommend silence, as well as of the marks of impatience which the Amazon evinced at his loquacity, “I wad hae ye to mind that the king's errand whiles comes in the cadger's gate, and that, for as high as ye may think o' the gudeman, as it's right every wife should honour her husband—there's Scripture warrant for that—yet as high as ye haud him, as I was saying, I hae been serviceable to Rob ere now;—forbye a set o' pearlins I sent yourself when ye was gaun to be married, and when Rob was an honest weel-doing drover, and nane o' this unlawfu' wark, wi' fighting, and flashes, and fluff-gibs, disturbing the king's peace and disarming his soldiers.”

“It's true, kinswoman,” said the Bailie; “but still, the stream would be happy to have the mill dam back again in summer, when the stones are shining white in the sun. I know you Highland folks think of us Glasgow people as light and cheap because of our language and our clothes;—but everyone speaks their native tongue that they learned as kids; and it would be ridiculous to see me with my round belly in a short Highland coat, and my poor short legs strapped below the knee like one of your long-legged servants. Moreover, kinswoman,” he continued, ignoring various hints from Dougal to be quiet and the signs of impatience from the Amazon at his chatter, “I want you to remember that the king's errand sometimes comes in through unexpected doors, and that, as much as you may hold your husband in high regard—it's right for every wife to honor her husband—there's a Scripture basis for that—yet as highly as you regard him, as I was saying, I have been helpful to Rob in the past;—besides a set of pearls I sent you when you were getting married, and when Rob was a decent, hard-working drover, and none of this unlawful business, with fighting, and brawls, and ruckus, disturbing the king's peace and disarming his soldiers.”

He had apparently touched on a key which his kinswoman could not brook. She drew herself up to her full height, and betrayed the acuteness of her feelings by a laugh of mingled scorn and bitterness.

He had apparently hit on a sensitive topic that his relative couldn’t stand. She straightened up to her full height and revealed the intensity of her emotions with a laugh that was a mix of disdain and bitterness.

“Yes,” she said, “you, and such as you, might claim a relation to us, when we stooped to be the paltry wretches fit to exist under your dominion, as your hewers of wood and drawers of water—to find cattle for your banquets, and subjects for your laws to oppress and trample on. But now we are free—free by the very act which left us neither house nor hearth, food nor covering—which bereaved me of all—of all—and makes me groan when I think I must still cumber the earth for other purposes than those of vengeance. And I will carry on the work, this day has so well commenced, by a deed that shall break all bands between MacGregor and the Lowland churls. Here Allan—Dougal—bind these Sassenachs neck and heel together, and throw them into the Highland Loch to seek for their Highland kinsfolk.”

“Yes,” she said, “you and people like you might claim a connection to us when we were pathetic wretches forced to exist under your rule, as your workers and servants—to find food for your feasts and subjects for your laws to oppress and trample on. But now we are free—free because of the very act that left us without a home or shelter, food or clothing—which took everything from me—everything—and makes me moan when I think I still have to occupy the earth for reasons other than revenge. And I will continue the work that this day has so effectively begun, with an action that will sever all ties between MacGregor and the Lowland peasants. Here, Allan—Dougal—bind these Englishmen neck and heel together, and throw them into the Highland Loch to search for their Highland relatives.”

The Bailie, alarmed at this mandate, was commencing an expostulation, which probably would have only inflamed the violent passions of the person whom he addressed, when Dougal threw himself between them, and in his own language, which he spoke with a fluency and rapidity strongly contrasted by the slow, imperfect, and idiot-like manner in which he expressed himself in English, poured forth what I doubt not was a very animated pleading in our behalf.

The Bailie, worried by this order, was about to make a protest, which would likely have just made the other person even angrier, when Dougal stepped in between them. In his native language, which he spoke quickly and fluently, very different from the slow, clumsy way he spoke English, he launched into what I’m sure was a very passionate defense for us.

His mistress replied to him, or rather cut short his harangue, by exclaiming in English (as if determined to make us taste in anticipation the full bitterness of death)—“Base dog, and son of a dog, do you dispute my commands? Should I tell ye to cut out their tongues and put them into each other's throats, to try which would there best knap Southron, or to tear out their hearts and put them into each other's breasts, to see which would there best plot treason against the MacGregor—and such things have been done of old in the day of revenge, when our fathers had wrongs to redress—Should I command you to do this, would it be your part to dispute my orders?”

His mistress interrupted him, cutting short his rant, and exclaimed in English (as if to make us fully feel the bitter taste of death)—“You low dog, and son of a dog, are you challenging my orders? If I told you to cut out their tongues and stuff them into each other's throats to see which would best fight against the English, or to rip out their hearts and put them into each other's chests to see which would best plot against the MacGregor—and such things were done in the past for revenge when our ancestors had grievances to settle—if I commanded you to do this, would it be your place to question my orders?”

“To be sure, to be sure,” Dougal replied, with accents of profound submission; “her pleasure suld be done—tat's but reason; but an it were—tat is, an it could be thought the same to her to coup the ill-faured loon of ta red-coat Captain, and hims corporal Cramp, and twa three o' the red-coats, into the loch, herself wad do't wi' muckle mair great satisfaction than to hurt ta honest civil shentlemans as were friends to the Gregarach, and came up on the Chiefs assurance, and not to do no treason, as herself could testify.”

"Of course, of course," Dougal replied, sounding very submissive. "It’s only right that her wishes should be fulfilled; but if it were—meaning, if she could see it the same way—to throw that ugly red-coated Captain and his corporal Cramp, along with a couple of the other soldiers, into the lake, she'd do it with much more satisfaction than to hurt the decent gentlemen who are friends to the Gregarach, came up on the Chief's assurance, and aren’t doing anything treasonous, as she can confirm."

The lady was about to reply, when a few wild strains of a pibroch were heard advancing up the road from Aberfoil, the same probably which had reached the ears of Captain Thornton's rear-guard, and determined him to force his way onward rather than return to the village, on finding the pass occupied. The skirmish being of very short duration, the armed men who followed this martial melody, had not, although quickening their march when they heard the firing, been able to arrive in time sufficient to take any share in the rencontre. The victory, therefore, was complete without them, and they now arrived only to share in the triumph of their countrymen.

The lady was about to respond when a few wild notes of a pibroch were heard coming up the road from Aberfoil—probably the same tune that reached Captain Thornton's rear-guard and prompted him to push forward instead of returning to the village upon realizing the pass was blocked. The skirmish was brief, and the armed men following this martial melody, despite speeding up when they heard the gunfire, couldn't arrive in time to take part in the fight. As a result, the victory was complete without them, and they now arrived only to share in the celebration with their fellow countrymen.

There was a marked difference betwixt the appearance of these new comers and that of the party by which our escort had been defeated—and it was greatly in favour of the former. Among the Highlanders who surrounded the Chieftainess, if I may presume to call her so without offence to grammar, were men in the extremity of age, boys scarce able to bear a sword, and even women—all, in short, whom the last necessity urges to take up arms; and it added a shade of bitter shame to the defection which clouded Thornton's manly countenance, when he found that the numbers and position of a foe, otherwise so despicable, had enabled them to conquer his brave veterans. But the thirty or forty Highlanders who now joined the others, were all men in the prime of youth or manhood, active clean-made fellows, whose short hose and belted plaids set out their sinewy limbs to the best advantage. Their arms were as superior to those of the first party as their dress and appearance. The followers of the female Chief had axes, scythes, and other antique weapons, in aid of their guns; and some had only clubs, daggers, and long knives. But of the second party, most had pistols at the belt, and almost all had dirks hanging at the pouches which they wore in front. Each had a good gun in his hand, and a broadsword by his side, besides a stout round target, made of light wood, covered with leather, and curiously studded with brass, and having a steel spike screwed into the centre. These hung on their left shoulder during a march, or while they were engaged in exchanging fire with the enemy, and were worn on their left arm when they charged with sword in hand.

There was a noticeable difference between the newcomers and the group that had defeated our escort—and it heavily favored the former. Among the Highlanders surrounding the Chieftainess, if I may call her that without offending grammar, were men who were extremely old, boys barely able to wield a sword, and even women—all, essentially, those whom the dire need compelled to take up arms. It added a hint of bitter shame to the defection that darkened Thornton's manly face when he realized that the numbers and position of such a despised foe had allowed them to conquer his brave veterans. But the thirty or forty Highlanders who now joined the others were all men in their youth or prime, fit and well-built fellows, whose short trousers and belted plaids showcased their muscular legs to great effect. Their weapons were far superior to those of the first group, just like their clothing and appearance. The followers of the female Chief carried axes, scythes, and other old-fashioned weapons alongside their guns; some had only clubs, daggers, and long knives. However, most of the second group's members had pistols at their belts, and nearly all had dirks hanging from the pouches worn at their fronts. Each carried a good gun in hand and had a broadsword at their side, along with a sturdy round shield made of light wood, covered in leather, intricately studded with brass, and featuring a steel spike screwed into the center. These were slung over their left shoulders while marching or while exchanging fire with the enemy, and they were worn on their left arms when charging with their swords drawn.

But it was easy to see that this chosen band had not arrived from a victory such as they found their ill-appointed companions possessed of. The pibroch sent forth occasionally a few wailing notes expressive of a very different sentiment from triumph; and when they appeared before the wife of their Chieftain, it was in silence, and with downcast and melancholy looks. They paused when they approached her, and the pipes again sent forth the same wild and melancholy strain.

But it was clear that this group hadn’t come from a victory like the one their poorly-equipped companions had. The bagpipes occasionally played a few mournful notes that expressed a very different feeling from triumph; and when they faced the wife of their Chieftain, it was in silence, with downcast and sorrowful expressions. They stopped as they got close to her, and the pipes played the same wild and mournful tune again.

Helen rushed towards them with a countenance in which anger was mingled with apprehension.—“What means this, Alaster?” she said to the minstrel—“why a lament in the moment of victory?—Robert—Hamish—where's the MacGregor?—where's your father?”

Helen hurried over to them, her face showing a mix of anger and concern. “What’s going on, Alaster?” she asked the minstrel. “Why are you lamenting right after our victory?—Robert—Hamish—where’s the MacGregor?—where’s your father?”

Her sons, who led the band, advanced with slow and irresolute steps towards her, and murmured a few words in Gaelic, at hearing which she set up a shriek that made the rocks ring again, in which all the women and boys joined, clapping their hands and yelling as if their lives had been expiring in the sound. The mountain echoes, silent since the military sounds of battle had ceased, had now to answer these frantic and discordant shrieks of sorrow, which drove the very night-birds from their haunts in the rocks, as if they were startled to hear orgies more hideous and ill-omened than their own, performed in the face of open day.

Her sons, who led the group, walked slowly and uncertainly toward her, murmuring a few words in Gaelic. When she heard them, she let out a scream that made the rocks reverberate, which all the women and boys joined in with, clapping their hands and yelling as if their lives depended on it. The mountain echoes, quiet since the sounds of battle had stopped, now had to respond to these frantic and jarring cries of grief, which scared the night birds from their hiding spots in the rocks, as if they were shocked to hear something more horrific and foreboding than their own calls happening out in the open.

“Taken!” repeated Helen, when the clamour had subsided—“Taken!— captive!—and you live to say so?—Coward dogs! did I nurse you for this, that you should spare your blood on your father's enemies? or see him prisoner, and come back to tell it?”

“Taken!” repeated Helen, after the noise had calmed down—“Taken!—captured!—and you’re still here to talk about it?—Cowardly dogs! Did I raise you for this, so you’d hold back your blood from your father’s enemies? Or watch him taken prisoner and return to share the news?”

The sons of MacGregor, to whom this expostulation was addressed, were youths, of whom the eldest had hardly attained his twentieth year. Hamish, or James, the elder of these youths, was the tallest by a head, and much handsomer than his brother; his light-blue eyes, with a profusion of fair hair, which streamed from under his smart blue bonnet, made his whole appearance a most favourable specimen of the Highland youth. The younger was called Robert; but, to distinguish him from his father, the Highlanders added the epithet Oig, or the young. Dark hair, and dark features, with a ruddy glow of health and animation, and a form strong and well-set beyond his years, completed the sketch of the young mountaineer.

The sons of MacGregor, to whom this complaint was directed, were young men, with the eldest just barely turning twenty. Hamish, or James, the older of the two, was taller by a head and much more attractive than his brother; his light-blue eyes and a mass of fair hair flowing from underneath his stylish blue bonnet made him a striking example of Highland youth. The younger brother was named Robert, but to differentiate him from their father, the Highlanders called him Oig, meaning the young one. With dark hair, dark features, a healthy rosy glow, and a strong, well-built body that seemed beyond his years, he completed the portrait of the young mountaineer.

Both now stood before their mother with countenances clouded with grief and shame, and listened, with the most respectful submission, to the reproaches with which she loaded them. At length when her resentment appeared in some degree to subside, the eldest, speaking in English, probably that he might not be understood by their followers, endeavoured respectfully to vindicate himself and his brother from his mother's reproaches. I was so near him as to comprehend much of what he said; and, as it was of great consequence to me to be possessed of information in this strange crisis, I failed not to listen as attentively as I could.

Both of them stood in front of their mother with faces full of grief and shame, listening with the utmost respect to the criticisms she directed at them. When her anger finally seemed to calm a bit, the older son, speaking in English—likely to keep their followers from understanding—tried to defend himself and his brother against their mother’s accusations. I was close enough to hear much of what he said, and since it was really important for me to understand what was happening in this unusual situation, I made sure to listen as carefully as I could.

“The MacGregor,” his son stated, “had been called out upon a trysting with a Lowland hallion, who came with a token from”—he muttered the name very low, but I thought it sounded like my own. “The MacGregor,” he said, “accepted of the invitation, but commanded the Saxon who brought the message to be detained, as a hostage that good faith should be observed to him. Accordingly he went to the place of appointment” (which had some wild Highland name that I cannot remember), “attended only by Angus Breck and Little Rory, commanding no one to follow him. Within half an hour Angus Breck came back with the doleful tidings that the MacGregor had been surprised and made prisoner by a party of Lennox militia, under Galbraith of Garschattachin.” He added, “that Galbraith, on being threatened by MacGregor, who upon his capture menaced him with retaliation on the person of the hostage, had treated the threat with great contempt, replying, 'Let each side hang his man; we'll hang the thief, and your catherans may hang the gauger, Rob, and the country will be rid of two damned things at once, a wild Highlander and a revenue officer.' Angus Breck, less carefully looked to than his master, contrived to escape from the hands of the captors, after having been in their custody long enough to hear this discussion, and to bring off the news.”

“The MacGregor,” his son said, “had been called out to meet a Lowland thug, who came with a message from”—he whispered the name so quietly that I thought it sounded like my own. “The MacGregor,” he continued, “accepted the invitation but ordered the Saxon who brought the message to be held as a hostage to ensure that good faith would be kept with him. So, he went to the meeting place” (which had some wild Highland name I can’t remember), “accompanied only by Angus Breck and Little Rory, telling no one to follow him. Within half an hour, Angus Breck returned with the sad news that the MacGregor had been ambushed and captured by a group of Lennox militia, led by Galbraith of Garschattachin.” He added, “that Galbraith, when threatened by MacGregor, who upon his capture warned him of retaliation against the hostage, had dismissed the threat with scorn, replying, ‘Let each side hang their man; we’ll hang the thief, and your bandits can hang the gauger, Rob, and the country will be rid of two damn nuisances at once, a wild Highlander and a tax officer.’ Angus Breck, less carefully guarded than his master, managed to escape from his captors after being in their custody long enough to hear this conversation and to bring back the news.”

“And did you learn this, you false-hearted traitor,” said the wife of MacGregor, “and not instantly rush to your father's rescue, to bring him off, or leave your body on the place?”

“And did you learn this, you deceitful traitor,” said MacGregor's wife, “and not immediately rush to your father's rescue, to either bring him back or leave your body there?”

The young MacGregor modestly replied, by representing the very superior force of the enemy, and stated, that as they made no preparation for leaving the country, he had fallen back up the glen with the purpose of collecting a band sufficient to attempt a rescue with some tolerable chance of success. At length he said, “the militiamen would quarter, he understood, in the neighbouring house of Gartartan, or the old castle in the port of Monteith, or some other stronghold, which, although strong and defensible, was nevertheless capable of being surprised, could they but get enough of men assembled for the purpose.”

The young MacGregor replied modestly, explaining the overwhelming strength of the enemy. He mentioned that since they weren’t preparing to leave the country, he had retreated up the glen to gather a group large enough to try a rescue with a reasonable chance of success. Finally, he said, “I hear the militiamen will be stationed in the nearby house of Gartartan, or the old castle at the port of Monteith, or some other stronghold, which, although strong and defensible, could still be caught off guard if we can gather enough men for the task.”

I understood afterwards that the rest of the freebooter's followers were divided into two strong bands, one destined to watch the remaining garrison of Inversnaid, a party of which, under Captain Thornton, had been defeated; and another to show front to the Highland clans who had united with the regular troops and Lowlanders in this hostile and combined invasion of that mountainous and desolate territory, which lying between the lakes of Loch Lomond, Loch Katrine, and Loch Ard, was at this time currently called Rob Roy's, or the MacGregor country. Messengers were despatched in great haste, to concentrate, as I supposed, their forces, with a view to the purposed attack on the Lowlanders; and the dejection and despair, at first visible on each countenance, gave place to the hope of rescuing their leader, and to the thirst of vengeance. It was under the burning influence of the latter passion that the wife of MacGregor commanded that the hostage exchanged for his safety should be brought into her presence. I believe her sons had kept this unfortunate wretch out of her sight, for fear of the consequences; but if it was so, their humane precaution only postponed his fate. They dragged forward at her summons a wretch already half dead with terror, in whose agonised features I recognised, to my horror and astonishment, my old acquaintance Morris.

I later realized that the rest of the freebooter's followers were split into two strong groups. One group was assigned to monitor the remaining garrison at Inversnaid, a faction of which, led by Captain Thornton, had already been defeated. The other group was meant to confront the Highland clans that had joined forces with the regular troops and Lowlanders in this hostile invasion of the mountainous and desolate area, which was known at the time as Rob Roy's or the MacGregor country, lying between Loch Lomond, Loch Katrine, and Loch Ard. Messengers were quickly sent out to gather their forces for a planned attack on the Lowlanders. The sadness and despair that initially showed on each face shifted to hope for rescuing their leader and a thirst for revenge. Fueled by this intense desire, MacGregor's wife demanded that the hostage exchanged for his safety be brought before her. I believe her sons had kept this unfortunate man out of her sight, fearing the consequences, but their well-meaning decision only delayed his fate. They dragged a terrified wretch forward at her command, and to my horror and astonishment, I recognized my old acquaintance Morris in his agonized expression, already half dead with terror.

He fell prostrate before the female Chief with an effort to clasp her knees, from which she drew back, as if his touch had been pollution, so that all he could do in token of the extremity of his humiliation, was to kiss the hem of her plaid. I never heard entreaties for life poured forth with such agony of spirit. The ecstasy of fear was such, that instead of paralysing his tongue, as on ordinary occasions, it even rendered him eloquent; and, with cheeks pale as ashes, hands compressed in agony, eyes that seemed to be taking their last look of all mortal objects, he protested, with the deepest oaths, his total ignorance of any design on the person of Rob Roy, whom he swore he loved and honoured as his own soul. In the inconsistency of his terror, he said he was but the agent of others, and he muttered the name of Rashleigh. He prayed but for life—for life he would give all he had in the world: it was but life he asked—life, if it were to be prolonged under tortures and privations: he asked only breath, though it should be drawn in the damps of the lowest caverns of their hills.

He fell down in front of the female Chief, trying to grab her knees, but she pulled back as if his touch was tainted. All he could do to show how utterly humiliated he felt was kiss the hem of her cloak. I’ve never heard anyone plead for their life with such desperation. His fear was so overwhelming that instead of freezing him up like it usually would, it made him articulate; with his face as pale as ash, hands clenched in anguish, and eyes that looked like they were taking one last glimpse of the world, he swore with the strongest oaths that he had no idea of any plan against Rob Roy, whom he claimed to love and respect as dearly as himself. In a twist of his fear, he insisted he was only acting on behalf of others and mentioned the name Rashleigh. He begged only for his life—for life, he would give everything he owned: all he asked for was life—life, even if it meant enduring suffering and hardship; he asked just for breath, even if it had to be taken in the dampness of the deepest caves of their hills.

It is impossible to describe the scorn, the loathing, and contempt, with which the wife of MacGregor regarded this wretched petitioner for the poor boon of existence.

It’s impossible to describe the scorn, hatred, and contempt with which MacGregor’s wife looked at this miserable person begging for the simple gift of life.

“I could have bid ye live,” she said, “had life been to you the same weary and wasting burden that it is to me—that it is to every noble and generous mind. But you—wretch! you could creep through the world unaffected by its various disgraces, its ineffable miseries, its constantly accumulating masses of crime and sorrow: you could live and enjoy yourself, while the noble-minded are betrayed—while nameless and birthless villains tread on the neck of the brave and the long-descended: you could enjoy yourself, like a butcher's dog in the shambles, battening on garbage, while the slaughter of the oldest and best went on around you! This enjoyment you shall not live to partake of!—you shall die, base dog! and that before yon cloud has passed over the sun.”

"I could have wished for you to live," she said, "if life had been as heavy and draining for you as it is for me—and for every noble and generous soul. But you—you miserable wretch! You can go through life unaffected by its countless disgrace, its unspeakable suffering, its ever-growing pile of crime and sorrow: you can live and enjoy yourself while the honorable are betrayed—while nameless, lowly villains step all over the necks of the brave and those with great lineage: you can enjoy yourself, like a butcher's dog in a slaughterhouse, thriving on scraps while the best and oldest are slaughtered around you! You will not live to experience that enjoyment!—you will die, you base dog! and that before this cloud has moved away from the sun."

She gave a brief command in Gaelic to her attendants, two of whom seized upon the prostrate suppliant, and hurried him to the brink of a cliff which overhung the flood. He set up the most piercing and dreadful cries that fear ever uttered—I may well term them dreadful, for they haunted my sleep for years afterwards. As the murderers, or executioners, call them as you will, dragged him along, he recognised me even in that moment of horror, and exclaimed, in the last articulate words I ever heard him utter, “Oh, Mr. Osbaldistone, save me!—save me!”

She gave a quick order in Gaelic to her servants, two of whom grabbed the man lying on the ground and rushed him to the edge of a cliff that overlooked the water. He let out the most piercing and chilling screams that fear can express—I can rightfully say they were horrifying, as they haunted my dreams for years after. As the attackers, or executioners, as you might call them, dragged him away, he recognized me even in that moment of terror and shouted, in the last words I ever heard him say, “Oh, Mr. Osbaldistone, save me!—save me!”

I was so much moved by this horrid spectacle, that, although in momentary expectation of sharing his fate, I did attempt to speak in his behalf, but, as might have been expected, my interference was sternly disregarded. The victim was held fast by some, while others, binding a large heavy stone in a plaid, tied it round his neck, and others again eagerly stripped him of some part of his dress. Half-naked, and thus manacled, they hurled him into the lake, there about twelve feet deep, with a loud halloo of vindictive triumph,—above which, however, his last death-shriek, the yell of mortal agony, was distinctly heard. The heavy burden splashed in the dark-blue waters, and the Highlanders, with their pole-axes and swords, watched an instant to guard, lest, extricating himself from the load to which he was attached, the victim might have struggled to regain the shore. But the knot had been securely bound—the wretched man sunk without effort; the waters, which his fall had disturbed, settled calmly over him, and the unit of that life for which he had pleaded so strongly, was for ever withdrawn from the sum of human existence.

I was so moved by this horrific scene that, even though I was expecting to share his fate at any moment, I tried to speak up for him. But, as expected, my plea was harshly ignored. Some people held him down while others tied a large, heavy stone in a tartan cloth and secured it around his neck. Others eagerly stripped away part of his clothing. Half-naked and bound like that, they threw him into the lake, which was about twelve feet deep, with loud cheers of cruel triumph. Yet, above that, his final death cry, a scream of pure agony, could clearly be heard. The heavy weight splashed into the dark blue water, and the Highlanders, with their poleaxes and swords, stood ready, watching closely to make sure the victim didn’t somehow manage to break free and swim back to shore. But the knot was tightly bound—the poor man sank without a struggle; the waters that his fall disturbed settled calmly over him, and the life he had pleaded so fervently for was forever removed from the total of human existence.





CHAPTER FIFTEEN.

                And be he safe restored ere evening set,
                Or, if there's vengeance in an injured heart,
                And power to wreak it in an armed hand,
                      Your land shall ache for't.
                                          Old Play.
                And may he return safely before evening falls,  
                Or, if there's a desire for revenge in a hurt heart,  
                And the strength to carry it out with a weapon,  
                      Your land will suffer for it.  
                                          Old Play.

I know not why it is that a single deed of violence and cruelty affects our nerves more than when these are exercised on a more extended scale. I had seen that day several of my brave countrymen fall in battle: it seemed to me that they met a lot appropriate to humanity, and my bosom, though thrilling with interest, was affected with nothing of that sickening horror with which I beheld the unfortunate Morris put to death without resistance, and in cold blood. I looked at my companion, Mr. Jarvie, whose face reflected the feelings which were painted in mine. Indeed he could not so suppress his horror, but that the words escaped him in a low and broken whisper,—

I don't understand why a single act of violence and cruelty impacts us more than when it happens on a larger scale. I witnessed several of my brave fellow countrymen fall in battle that day; it felt to me that they met a fate fitting to humanity, and while my heart was racing with interest, I didn’t feel the same sickening horror that struck me when I saw the unfortunate Morris executed without resistance and in cold blood. I glanced at my companion, Mr. Jarvie, whose face mirrored the emotions I was feeling. He couldn’t fully mask his horror, as words slipped out in a low and shaky whisper,—

“I take up my protest against this deed, as a bloody and cruel murder—it is a cursed deed, and God will avenge it in his due way and time.”

“I raise my voice in protest against this act, calling it a brutal and harsh murder—it is a terrible act, and God will seek justice in His own way and time.”

“Then you do not fear to follow?” said the virago, bending on him a look of death, such as that with which a hawk looks at his prey ere he pounces.

“Then you’re not afraid to follow?” said the fierce woman, giving him a deadly look, like a hawk staring at its prey just before it dives in.

“Kinswoman,” said the Bailie, “nae man willingly wad cut short his thread of life before the end o' his pirn was fairly measured off on the yarn-winles—And I hae muckle to do, an I be spared, in this warld—public and private business, as weel that belonging to the magistracy as to my ain particular; and nae doubt I hae some to depend on me, as puir Mattie, wha is an orphan—She's a far-awa' cousin o' the Laird o' Limmerfield. Sae that, laying a' this thegither—skin for skin, yea all that a man hath, will he give for his life.”

“Relative,” said the Bailie, “no man would willingly cut his life short before his time is up—And I have a lot to do, if I’m spared, in this world—public and private business, both what belongs to the magistracy and my own personal matters; and of course I have people depending on me, like poor Mattie, who is an orphan—She’s a distant cousin of the Laird of Limmerfield. So, putting all this together—people will do anything, even give up everything they have, for their life.”

“And were I to set you at liberty,” said the imperious dame, “what name could you give to the drowning of that Saxon dog?”

“And if I were to set you free,” said the commanding woman, “what would you call the drowning of that Saxon dog?”

“Uh! uh!—hem! hem!” said the Bailie, clearing his throat as well as he could, “I suld study to say as little on that score as might be—least said is sunest mended.”

“Uh! uh!—hem! hem!” said the Bailie, clearing his throat as best as he could, “I should try to say as little about that as possible—least said is soonest mended.”

“But if you were called on by the courts, as you term them, of justice,” she again demanded, “what then would be your answer?”

“But if the courts, as you call them, of justice called on you,” she asked again, “what would your answer be?”

The Bailie looked this way and that way, like a person who meditates an escape, and then answered in the tone of one who, seeing no means of accomplishing a retreat, determines to stand the brunt of battle—“I see what you are driving me to the wa' about. But I'll tell you't plain, kinswoman,—I behoved just to speak according to my ain conscience; and though your ain gudeman, that I wish had been here for his ain sake and mine, as wool as the puir Hieland creature Dougal, can tell ye that Nicol Jarvie can wink as hard at a friend's failings as onybody, yet I'se tell ye, kinswoman, mine's ne'er be the tongue to belie my thought; and sooner than say that yonder puir wretch was lawfully slaughtered, I wad consent to be laid beside him—though I think ye are the first Hieland woman wad mint sic a doom to her husband's kinsman but four times removed.”

The Bailie looked around nervously, like someone considering a way to escape, and then replied with the tone of someone who, seeing no way out, decides to face the challenge head-on. “I see where you’re trying to lead me, kinswoman. But I’ll be straightforward with you—I have to speak according to my own conscience. And even though your husband, who I wish had been here for his sake and mine, just like that poor Highlander Dougal, can tell you that Nicol Jarvie can overlook a friend’s faults as much as anyone, I’ll tell you, kinswoman, I will never be the one to say something I don’t believe. And sooner than say that poor wretch was lawfully killed, I would agree to lie beside him—though I think you’re the first Highland woman who would aim such a fate at her husband’s relative, even if he’s just four degrees removed.”

It is probable that the tone and firmness assumed by the Bailie in his last speech was better suited to make an impression on the hard heart of his kinswoman than the tone of supplication he had hitherto assumed, as gems can be cut with steel, though they resist softer metals. She commanded us both to be placed before her. “Your name,” she said to me, “is Osbaldistone?—the dead dog, whose death you have witnessed, called you so.”

It’s likely that the tone and confidence the Bailie used in his last speech were more effective in reaching the tough heart of his relative than the pleading tone he had used before, just as gems can be cut with steel, even though they resist softer materials. She ordered both of us to be brought before her. “Your name,” she said to me, “is Osbaldistone?—the dead dog, whose death you witnessed, called you that.”

“My name is Osbaldistone,” was my answer.

"My name is Osbaldistone," I replied.

“Rashleigh, then, I suppose, is your Christian name?” she pursued.

“Rashleigh, I guess, is your first name?” she continued.

“No,—my name is Francis.”

“No, my name's Francis.”

“But you know Rashleigh Osbaldistone,” she continued. “He is your brother, if I mistake not,—at least your kinsman and near friend.”

“But you know Rashleigh Osbaldistone,” she continued. “He is your brother, if I’m not mistaken—at least your relative and close friend.”

“He is my kinsman,” I replied, “but not my friend. We were lately engaged together in a rencontre, when we were separated by a person whom I understand to be your husband. My blood is hardly yet dried on his sword, and the wound on my side is yet green. I have little reason to acknowledge him as a friend.”

“He’s my relative,” I said, “but not my friend. We were just recently involved in a confrontation when a person I believe to be your husband intervened. My blood is barely dry on his sword, and the wound on my side is still fresh. I have little reason to consider him a friend.”

“Then,” she replied, “if a stranger to his intrigues, you can go in safety to Garschattachin and his party without fear of being detained, and carry them a message from the wife of the MacGregor?”

“Then,” she replied, “if you’re not involved in his schemes, you can safely go to Garschattachin and his group without worrying about being held back, and deliver a message from the wife of the MacGregor?”

I answered that I knew no reasonable cause why the militia gentlemen should detain me; that I had no reason, on my own account, to fear being in their hands; and that if my going on her embassy would act as a protection to my friend and servant, who were here prisoners, “I was ready to set out directly.” I took the opportunity to say, “That I had come into this country on her husband's invitation, and his assurance that he would aid me in some important matters in which I was interested; that my companion, Mr. Jarvie, had accompanied me on the same errand.”

I replied that I didn’t see any good reason for the militia to hold me; that I had no personal reason to be afraid of them; and that if going on her mission would help protect my friend and servant, who were being held here, “I was ready to leave right away.” I took the chance to say, “That I had come to this country on her husband's invitation and his promise to help me with important matters I was concerned about; that my companion, Mr. Jarvie, had joined me for the same purpose.”

“And I wish Mr. Jarvie's boots had been fu' o' boiling water when he drew them on for sic a purpose,” interrupted the Bailie.

“And I wish Mr. Jarvie's boots had been full of boiling water when he put them on for such a purpose,” interrupted the Bailie.

“You may read your father,” said Helen MacGregor, turning to her sons, “in what this young Saxon tells us—Wise only when the bonnet is on his head, and the sword is in his hand, he never exchanges the tartan for the broad-cloth, but he runs himself into the miserable intrigues of the Lowlanders, and becomes again, after all he has suffered, their agent—their tool—their slave.”

“You can see your father,” Helen MacGregor said, turning to her sons, “in what this young Saxon tells us—Wise only when his hat is on and his sword is in his hand, he never swaps the tartan for the broadcloth, but he gets caught up in the miserable schemes of the Lowlanders and, after everything he has gone through, becomes their agent— their tool— their slave.”

“Add, madam,” said I, “and their benefactor.”

“Add, ma'am,” I said, “and their supporter.”

“Be it so,” she said; “for it is the most empty title of them all, since he has uniformly sown benefits to reap a harvest of the most foul ingratitude.—But enough of this. I shall cause you to be guided to the enemy's outposts. Ask for their commander, and deliver him this message from me, Helen MacGregor;—that if they injure a hair of MacGregor's head, and if they do not set him at liberty within the space of twelve hours, there is not a lady in the Lennox but shall before Christmas cry the coronach for them she will be loath to lose,—there is not a farmer but shall sing well-a-wa over a burnt barnyard and an empty byre,—there is not a laird nor heritor shall lay his head on the pillow at night with the assurance of being a live man in the morning,—and, to begin as we are to end, so soon as the term is expired, I will send them this Glasgow Bailie, and this Saxon Captain, and all the rest of my prisoners, each bundled in a plaid, and chopped into as many pieces as there are checks in the tartan.”

“Fine,” she said; “because it’s the most pointless title of them all, since he has consistently done good only to be met with the worst ingratitude. — But enough of this. I will lead you to the enemy’s outposts. Ask for their commander and give him this message from me, Helen MacGregor: if they harm a hair on MacGregor's head, and if they don’t release him within twelve hours, then every woman in the Lennox will be mourning a loss before Christmas that she will hate to endure; every farmer will be lamenting over a burned barn and an empty stable; no landowner will be able to sleep soundly at night, knowing if he’ll be alive by morning; and, to start as we will finish, once the time is up, I’ll send them this Glasgow Bailie, this Saxon Captain, and all my other prisoners, each wrapped in a plaid and chopped into as many pieces as there are squares in the tartan.”

As she paused in her denunciation, Captain Thornton, who was within hearing, added, with great coolness, “Present my compliments—Captain Thornton's of the Royals, compliments—to the commanding officer, and tell him to do his duty and secure his prisoner, and not waste a thought upon me. If I have been fool enough to have been led into an ambuscade by these artful savages, I am wise enough to know how to die for it without disgracing the service. I am only sorry for my poor fellows,” he said, “that have fallen into such butcherly hands.”

As she paused in her criticism, Captain Thornton, who could hear her, added calmly, “Please give my regards—Captain Thornton of the Royals—to the commanding officer, and tell him to do his job and secure his prisoner, without worrying about me. If I've been foolish enough to fall into a trap set by these cunning savages, I’m smart enough to know how to face the consequences without bringing shame to the service. I only feel sorry for my poor men,” he said, “who have fallen into such brutal hands.”

“Whist! whist!” exclaimed the Bailie; “are ye weary o' your life?—Ye'll gie my service to the commanding officer, Mr. Osbaldistone—Bailie Nicol Jarvie's service, a magistrate o' Glasgow, as his father the deacon was before him—and tell him, here are a wheen honest men in great trouble, and like to come to mair; and the best thing he can do for the common good, will be just to let Rob come his wa's up the glen, and nae mair about it. There's been some ill dune here already; but as it has lighted chiefly on the gauger, it winna be muckle worth making a stir about.”

"Hey! Hey!” shouted the Bailie; “Are you tired of life?—You’ll give my regards to the commanding officer, Mr. Osbaldistone—Bailie Nicol Jarvie's regards, a magistrate of Glasgow, just like his father the deacon was before him—and tell him that there are a bunch of honest men in serious trouble, and about to get into more; and the best thing he can do for the common good is to simply let Rob make his way up the glen, and that’s all there is to it. Some wrong has been done here already; but since it’s mostly affected the gauger, it won’t be worth stirring up much fuss over.”

With these very opposite injunctions from the parties chiefly interested in the success of my embassy, and with the reiterated charge of the wife of MacGregor to remember and detail every word of her injunctions, I was at length suffered to depart; and Andrew Fairservice, chiefly, I believe, to get rid of his clamorous supplications, was permitted to attend me. Doubtful, however, that I might use my horse as a means of escape from my guides, or desirous to retain a prize of some value, I was given to understand that I was to perform my journey on foot, escorted by Hamish MacGregor, the elder brother, who, with two followers, attended, as well to show me the way, as to reconnoitre the strength and position of the enemy. Dougal had been at first ordered on this party, but he contrived to elude the service, with the purpose, as we afterwards understood, of watching over Mr. Jarvie, whom, according to his wild principles of fidelity, he considered as entitled to his good offices, from having once acted in some measure as his patron or master.

With these completely opposing instructions from the main parties interested in the success of my mission, and with the repeated insistence from MacGregor's wife to remember and convey every word of her orders, I was finally allowed to leave; and Andrew Fairservice, mostly I think to get away from his constant begging, was allowed to come with me. However, since there were doubts that I might use my horse to escape from my guides, or a desire to keep a valuable asset, I was informed that I would make the journey on foot, accompanied by Hamish MacGregor, the elder brother, who, along with two followers, came along to both show me the way and scout the strength and position of the enemy. Dougal had initially been assigned to this group, but he managed to avoid the duty, with the intention, as we later found out, of keeping an eye on Mr. Jarvie, who, according to his wild notions of loyalty, he felt deserved his assistance since he had once acted in some way as his patron or master.

After walking with great rapidity about an hour, we arrived at an eminence covered with brushwood, which gave us a commanding prospect down the valley, and a full view of the post which the militia occupied. Being chiefly cavalry, they had judiciously avoided any attempt to penetrate the pass which had been so unsuccessfully essayed by Captain Thornton. They had taken up their situation with some military skill, on a rising ground in the centre of the little valley of Aberfoil, through which the river Forth winds its earliest course, and which is formed by two ridges of hills, faced with barricades of limestone rock, intermixed with huge masses of breecia, or pebbles imbedded in some softer substance which has hardened around them like mortar; and surrounded by the more lofty mountains in the distance. These ridges, however, left the valley of breadth enough to secure the cavalry from any sudden surprise by the mountaineers and they had stationed sentinels and outposts at proper distances from this main body, in every direction, so that they might secure full time to mount and get under arms upon the least alarm. It was not, indeed, expected at that time, that Highlanders would attack cavalry in an open plain, though late events have shown that they may do so with success.*

After walking quickly for about an hour, we reached a hill covered with bushes, which gave us a great view down the valley and a clear sight of the position occupied by the militia. Being mostly cavalry, they wisely avoided trying to go through the pass that Captain Thornton had unsuccessfully attempted. They had set themselves up strategically on a rise in the center of the small Aberfoil valley, through which the River Forth flows, surrounded by two ridges of hills with barricades of limestone rock mixed with large chunks of breccia, or pebbles embedded in softer material that has hardened around them like mortar, and encircled by taller mountains in the distance. These ridges provided enough width in the valley to protect the cavalry from any sudden attack by the mountaineers, and they had positioned sentinels and outposts at appropriate distances from the main body in every direction, ensuring they had enough time to mount and be ready at the first sign of trouble. At that time, it wasn’t really expected that Highlanders would attack cavalry in an open area, although recent events have shown they can do so successfully.*

* The affairs of Prestonpans and Falkirk are probably alluded to, which * marks the time of writing the Memoirs as subsequent to 1745.

* The events in Prestonpans and Falkirk are likely mentioned here, which * indicates that the Memoirs were written after 1745.

When I first knew the Highlanders, they had almost a superstitious dread of a mounted trooper, the horse being so much more fierce and imposing in his appearance than the little shelties of their own hills, and moreover being trained, as the more ignorant mountaineers believed, to fight with his feet and his teeth. The appearance of the piequeted horses, feeding in this little vale—the forms of the soldiers, as they sate, stood, or walked, in various groups in the vicinity of the beautiful river, and of the bare yet romantic ranges of rock which hedge in the landscape on either side,—formed a noble foreground; while far to the eastward the eye caught a glance of the lake of Menteith; and Stirling Castle, dimly seen along with the blue and distant line of the Ochil Mountains, closed the scene.

When I first met the Highlanders, they had almost a superstitious fear of a mounted soldier, as the horse looked so much more fierce and impressive compared to their small shelties from the hills. They thought the horse was trained to fight with its hooves and teeth, which the less knowledgeable mountain people believed. The sight of the tethered horses grazing in this small valley—the soldiers positioned in various groups nearby, sitting, standing, or walking around the beautiful river and the bare yet picturesque rock formations framing the landscape on either side—created a stunning foreground. In the far east, you could see a glimpse of Lake Menteith, while Stirling Castle, faintly visible alongside the distant blue outline of the Ochil Mountains, completed the scene.

After gazing on this landscape with great earnestness, young MacGregor intimated to me that I was to descend to the station of the militia and execute my errand to their commander,—enjoining me at the same time, with a menacing gesture, neither to inform them who had guided me to that place, nor where I had parted from my escort. Thus tutored, I descended towards the military post, followed by Andrew, who, only retaining his breeches and stockings of the English costume, without a hat, bare-legged, with brogues on his feet, which Dougal had given him out of compassion, and having a tattered plaid to supply the want of all upper garments, looked as if he had been playing the part of a Highland Tom-of-Bedlam. We had not proceeded far before we became visible to one of the videttes, who, riding towards us, presented his carabine and commanded me to stand. I obeyed, and when the soldier came up, desired to be conducted to his commanding-officer. I was immediately brought where a circle of officers, sitting upon the grass, seemed in attendance upon one of superior rank. He wore a cuirass of polished steel, over which were drawn the insignia of the ancient Order of the Thistle. My friend Garschattachin, and many other gentlemen, some in uniform, others in their ordinary dress, but all armed and well attended, seemed to receive their orders from this person of distinction. Many servants in rich liveries, apparently a part of his household, were also in waiting.

After looking at this landscape with great seriousness, young MacGregor signaled to me that I should head down to the militia station and carry out my task for their commander, simultaneously warning me with a threatening gesture not to reveal who had brought me there or where I had separated from my escort. With that advice, I made my way down toward the military post, followed by Andrew, who was only wearing his English-style trousers and socks, hatless, bare-legged, with shoes on his feet that Dougal had given him out of kindness, and a tattered plaid covering him where his upper garments should have been. He looked like he had just come from a wild Highland adventure. We hadn't gone far before one of the sentries saw us, rode over, aimed his carbine at me, and ordered me to stop. I complied, and when the soldier got closer, I asked to be taken to his commanding officer. I was quickly led to a group of officers sitting on the grass, all gathered around someone of higher rank. He was wearing a polished steel breastplate, adorned with the symbols of the ancient Order of the Thistle. My friend Garschattachin and several other gentlemen, some in uniform and others in regular clothes, but all armed and properly attended, seemed to be taking their orders from this distinguished figure. Numerous servants in lavish uniforms, clearly part of his household, were also standing by.

Having paid to this nobleman the respect which his rank appeared to demand, I acquainted him that I had been an involuntary witness to the king's soldiers having suffered a defeat from the Highlanders at the pass of Loch-Ard (such I had learned was the name of the place where Mr. Thornton was made prisoner), and that the victors threatened every species of extremity to those who had fallen into their power, as well as to the Low Country in general, unless their Chief, who had that morning been made prisoner, were returned to them uninjured. The Duke (for he whom I addressed was of no lower rank) listened to me with great composure, and then replied, that he should be extremely sorry to expose the unfortunate gentlemen who had been made prisoners to the cruelty of the barbarians into whose hands they had fallen, but that it was folly to suppose that he would deliver up the very author of all these disorders and offences, and so encourage his followers in their license. “You may return to those who sent you,” he proceeded, “and inform them, that I shall certainly cause Rob Roy Campbell, whom they call MacGregor, to be executed, by break of day, as an outlaw taken in arms, and deserving death by a thousand acts of violence; that I should be most justly held unworthy of my situation and commission did I act otherwise; that I shall know how to protect the country against their insolent threats of violence; and that if they injure a hair of the head of any of the unfortunate gentlemen whom an unlucky accident has thrown into their power, I will take such ample vengeance, that the very stones of their glens shall sing woe for it this hundred years to come!”

After showing the respect his rank seemed to require, I informed him that I had reluctantly witnessed the king's soldiers being defeated by the Highlanders at the pass of Loch-Ard (that’s what I learned was the name of the place where Mr. Thornton was captured) and that the victors threatened all kinds of extreme consequences for those they had taken prisoner, as well as for the Low Country in general, unless their Chief, who had been captured that morning, was returned to them unharmed. The Duke (since I was speaking to someone of no lower status) listened to me calmly and then replied that he would be very sorry to expose the unfortunate gentlemen who had been captured to the brutality of the barbarians who had seized them, but it was foolish to think he would hand over the very person responsible for all these troubles and crimes, as that would only encourage his followers in their recklessness. “You may go back to those who sent you,” he continued, “and tell them that I will definitely have Rob Roy Campbell, whom they call MacGregor, executed at dawn, as an outlaw caught in arms and deserving death for countless acts of violence; that I would justly be seen as unworthy of my position and authority if I acted otherwise; that I will know how to protect the country against their arrogant threats of violence; and that if they harm a hair on the head of any of the unfortunate gentlemen who have fallen into their hands due to bad luck, I will take such severe revenge that the very stones of their glens will mourn for it for a hundred years to come!”

I humbly begged leave to remonstrate respecting the honourable mission imposed on me, and touched upon the obvious danger attending it, when the noble commander replied, “that such being the case, I might send my servant.”

I respectfully asked to express my concerns about the important task given to me and mentioned the clear risks associated with it, when the noble commander replied, "Since that's the case, you can send your servant."

“The deil be in my feet,” said Andrew, without either having respect to the presence in which he stood, or waiting till I replied—“the deil be in my feet, if I gang my tae's length. Do the folk think I hae another thrapple in my pouch after John Highlandman's sneeked this ane wi' his joctaleg? or that I can dive doun at the tae side of a Highland loch and rise at the tother, like a shell-drake? Na, na—ilk ane for himsell, and God for us a'. Folk may just make a page o' their ain age, and serve themsells till their bairns grow up, and gang their ain errands for Andrew. Rob Roy never came near the parish of Dreepdaily, to steal either pippin or pear frae me or mine.”

“The devil be in my feet,” said Andrew, not caring about the situation he was in or waiting for me to respond—“the devil be in my feet if I take another step. Do people think I have another voice in my pocket after John Highlandman snatched this one with his nonsense? Or that I can dive down at one side of a Highland lake and pop up at the other like a duck? No, no—everyone for himself, and God for us all. People can just make a living for themselves and look after their kids until they grow up and run their own errands for Andrew. Rob Roy never came near the parish of Dreepdaily to steal any apples or pears from me or mine.”

Silencing my follower with some difficulty, I represented to the Duke the great danger Captain Thornton and Mr. Jarvie would certainly be exposed to, and entreated he would make me the bearer of such modified terms as might be the means of saving their lives. I assured him I should decline no danger if I could be of service; but from what I had heard and seen, I had little doubt they would be instantly murdered should the chief of the outlaws suffer death.

I had a hard time quieting my follower, but I explained to the Duke the serious danger that Captain Thornton and Mr. Jarvie would definitely face, and I asked him to send me with some revised terms that could help save their lives. I promised him I wouldn’t shy away from any risk if it meant I could help; however, based on what I had heard and seen, I had no doubt they would be killed right away if the leader of the outlaws was executed.

The Duke was obviously much affected. “It was a hard case,” he said, “and he felt it as such; but he had a paramount duty to perform to the country—Rob Roy must die!”

The Duke was clearly very affected. “It was a tough situation,” he said, “and he felt it that way; but he had a top priority to fulfill for the country—Rob Roy has to die!”

I own it was not without emotion that I heard this threat of instant death to my acquaintance Campbell, who had so often testified his good-will towards me. Nor was I singular in the feeling, for many of those around the Duke ventured to express themselves in his favour. “It would be more advisable,” they said, “to send him to Stirling Castle, and there detain him a close prisoner, as a pledge for the submission and dispersion of his gang. It were a great pity to expose the country to be plundered, which, now that the long nights approached, it would be found very difficult to prevent, since it was impossible to guard every point, and the Highlanders were sure to select those that were left exposed.” They added, that there was great hardship in leaving the unfortunate prisoners to the almost certain doom of massacre denounced against them, which no one doubted would be executed in the first burst of revenge.

I have to admit, it was emotional to hear this threat of immediate death toward my friend Campbell, who had always shown kindness to me. I wasn't the only one feeling this way; many people around the Duke voiced their support for him. "It would make more sense," they said, "to send him to Stirling Castle and keep him there as a prisoner, as assurance for the surrender and breakup of his gang. It would be a real shame to let the region be plundered, especially with the long nights coming, making it hard to stop them, since we can’t guard every spot, and the Highlanders will definitely choose the ones that are unprotected." They also pointed out that it was very unfair to leave the unfortunate prisoners to face the almost certain massacre that everyone believed would happen in a moment of revenge.

Garschattachin ventured yet farther, confiding in the honour of the nobleman whom he addressed, although he knew he had particular reasons for disliking their prisoner. “Rob Roy,” he said, “though a kittle neighbour to the Low Country, and particularly obnoxious to his Grace, and though he maybe carried the catheran trade farther than ony man o' his day, was an auld-farrand carle, and there might be some means of making him hear reason; whereas his wife and sons were reckless fiends, without either fear or mercy about them, and, at the head of a' his limmer loons, would be a worse plague to the country than ever he had been.”

Garschattachin went even further, trusting the honor of the nobleman he was speaking to, even though he knew he had specific reasons to dislike their prisoner. “Rob Roy,” he said, “though a troublesome neighbor to the Low Country and especially disliked by his Grace, and even if he might have taken the law into his own hands more than anyone else in his time, was an old-fashioned man, and there might be some way to make him see reason. But his wife and sons were reckless thugs, without any fear or mercy, and at the head of all his criminal friends, would be a worse threat to the country than he ever was.”

“Pooh! pooh!” replied his Grace, “it is the very sense and cunning of this fellow which has so long maintained his reign—a mere Highland robber would have been put down in as many weeks as he has flourished years. His gang, without him, is no more to be dreaded as a permanent annoyance—it will no longer exist—than a wasp without its head, which may sting once perhaps, but is instantly crushed into annihilation.”

“Ugh! Ugh!” replied his Grace, “it’s the very cleverness and cunning of this guy that has kept him in power for so long—a simple Highland robber would have been taken down in just weeks, while he has thrived for years. His gang, without him, is no more to be feared as a lasting problem—it will vanish—just like a wasp without its head, which might sting once, but is quickly squashed into nothing.”

Garschattachin was not so easily silenced. “I am sure, my Lord Duke,” he replied, “I have no favour for Rob, and he as little for me, seeing he has twice cleaned out my ain byres, beside skaith amang my tenants; but, however”—

Garschattachin was not so easily silenced. “I am sure, my Lord Duke,” he replied, “I have no liking for Rob, and he has just as little for me, considering he has raided my barns twice, not to mention the damage among my tenants; but, anyway—”

“But, however, Garschattachin,” said the Duke, with a smile of peculiar expression, “I fancy you think such a freedom may be pardoned in a friend's friend, and Rob's supposed to be no enemy to Major Galbraith's friends over the water.”

“But, Garschattachin,” said the Duke, with a uniquely expressive smile, “I imagine you believe such a freedom is acceptable for a friend of a friend, and Rob’s not considered an enemy to Major Galbraith’s friends across the water.”

“If it be so, my lord,” said Garschattachin, in the same tone of jocularity, “it's no the warst thing I have heard of him. But I wish we heard some news from the clans, that we have waited for sae lang. I vow to God they'll keep a Hielandman's word wi' us—I never ken'd them better—it's ill drawing boots upon trews.”

“If that's the case, my lord,” said Garschattachin, in the same joking tone, “it's not the worst thing I've heard about him. But I wish we’d get some news from the clans, since we’ve been waiting for so long. I swear to God they'll keep a Highland man’s word with us—I’ve never known them to do otherwise—it’s hard to put boots on trousers.”

“I cannot believe it,” said the Duke. “These gentlemen are known to be men of honour, and I must necessarily suppose they are to keep their appointment. Send out two more horse-men to look for our friends. We cannot, till their arrival, pretend to attack the pass where Captain Thornton has suffered himself to be surprised, and which, to my knowledge, ten men on foot might make good against a regiment of the best horse in Europe—Meanwhile let refreshments be given to the men.”

“I can’t believe this,” said the Duke. “These gentlemen are known to be honorable men, so I have to assume they will keep their appointment. Send out two more horsemen to look for our friends. Until they arrive, we can’t pretend to attack the pass where Captain Thornton has allowed himself to be caught off guard, and which, to my knowledge, ten men on foot could hold against a regiment of the best horsemen in Europe. In the meantime, let’s provide refreshments for the men.”

I had the benefit of this last order, the more necessary and acceptable, as I had tasted nothing since our hasty meal at Aberfoil the evening before. The videttes who had been despatched returned without tidings of the expected auxiliaries, and sunset was approaching, when a Highlander belonging to the clans whose co-operation was expected, appeared as the bearer of a letter, which he delivered to the Duke with a most profound conge'.

I was fortunate to receive this last order, which was all the more important and welcome since I hadn’t eaten anything since our quick meal at Aberfoil the night before. The scouts who had been sent out came back without any news about the expected reinforcements, and sunset was drawing near when a Highlander from the clans we were hoping to work with showed up with a letter. He handed it to the Duke with a deep bow.

“Now will I wad a hogshead of claret,” said Garschattachin, “that this is a message to tell us that these cursed Highlandmen, whom we have fetched here at the expense of so much plague and vexation, are going to draw off, and leave us to do our own business if we can.”

“Now I’ll bet a barrel of wine,” said Garschattachin, “that this is a message letting us know that these cursed Highlanders, whom we brought here at such great trouble and annoyance, are going to pull back and leave us to handle our own affairs if we can.”

“It is even so, gentlemen,” said the Duke, reddening with indignation, after having perused the letter, which was written upon a very dirty scrap of paper, but most punctiliously addressed, “For the much-honoured hands of Ane High and Mighty Prince, the Duke,” &c. &c. &c. “Our allies,” continued the Duke, “have deserted us, gentlemen, and have made a separate peace with the enemy.”

“It’s true, gentlemen,” said the Duke, flushing with anger after reading the letter, which was scrawled on a very dirty piece of paper but meticulously addressed, “For the esteemed hands of the most High and Mighty Prince, the Duke,” & c. & c. & c. “Our allies,” the Duke continued, “have abandoned us, gentlemen, and have made a separate peace with the enemy.”

“It's just the fate of all alliances,” said Garschattachin, “the Dutch were gaun to serve us the same gate, if we had not got the start of them at Utrecht.”

“It's just the fate of all alliances,” said Garschattachin, “the Dutch were going to do the same to us if we hadn't gotten ahead of them at Utrecht.”

“You are facetious, air,” said the Duke, with a frown which showed how little he liked the pleasantry; “but our business is rather of a grave cut just now.—I suppose no gentleman would advise our attempting to penetrate farther into the country, unsupported either by friendly Highlanders, or by infantry from Inversnaid?”

“You're being sarcastic,” said the Duke, with a frown that revealed how much he disliked the joke; “but our business is quite serious right now. I assume no gentleman would suggest that we try to go any deeper into the country without the support of friendly Highlanders or infantry from Inversnaid?”

A general answer announced that the attempt would be perfect madness.

A general response declared that the attempt would be utter madness.

“Nor would there be great wisdom,” the Duke added, “in remaining exposed to a night-attack in this place. I therefore propose that we should retreat to the house of Duchray and that of Gartartan, and keep safe and sure watch and ward until morning. But before we separate, I will examine Rob Roy before you all, and make you sensible, by your own eyes and ears, of the extreme unfitness of leaving him space for farther outrage.” He gave orders accordingly, and the prisoner was brought before him, his arms belted down above the elbow, and secured to his body by a horse-girth buckled tight behind him. Two non-commissioned officers had hold of him, one on each side, and two file of men with carabines and fixed bayonets attended for additional security.

“Nor would there be much wisdom," the Duke added, "in staying vulnerable to a night attack here. So, I suggest we retreat to the houses of Duchray and Gartartan and keep a safe and vigilant watch until morning. But before we go our separate ways, I will examine Rob Roy in front of all of you, so you can see for yourselves just how unfit it is to give him the opportunity for further violence.” He gave orders accordingly, and the prisoner was brought before him, his arms bound above the elbow and secured to his body with a tight horse girth buckled behind him. Two non-commissioned officers held him, one on each side, while two rows of men with carbines and fixed bayonets stood by for extra security.

I had never seen this man in the dress of his country, which set in a striking point of view the peculiarities of his form. A shock-head of red hair, which the hat and periwig of the Lowland costume had in a great measure concealed, was seen beneath the Highland bonnet, and verified the epithet of Roy, or Red, by which he was much better known in the Low Country than by any other, and is still, I suppose, best remembered. The justice of the appellation was also vindicated by the appearance of that part of his limbs, from the bottom of his kilt to the top of his short hose, which the fashion of his country dress left bare, and which was covered with a fell of thick, short, red hair, especially around his knees, which resembled in this respect, as well as from their sinewy appearance of extreme strength, the limbs of a red-coloured Highland bull. Upon the whole, betwixt the effect produced by the change of dress, and by my having become acquainted with his real and formidable character, his appearance had acquired to my eyes something so much wilder and more striking than it before presented, that I could scarce recognise him to be the same person.

I had never seen this man in his country's traditional dress, which highlighted the unique features of his build. A shock of red hair, mostly hidden by the Lowland hat and wig, was visible under the Highland bonnet, confirming the nickname Roy, or Red, by which he was much better known in the Low Country than by any other name, and I suppose he is still best remembered that way. The nickname was further justified by the sight of his limbs, from the bottom of his kilt to the top of his short socks, which were left bare by his country's fashion, covered in a thick layer of short red hair, especially around his knees, resembling the limbs of a red Highland bull due to their sinewy strength. Overall, due to the impact of his change in clothing and my newfound awareness of his real and formidable character, he appeared much wilder and more striking to me than he had before, to the point where I could barely recognize him as the same person.

His manner was bold, unconstrained unless by the actual bonds, haughty, and even dignified. He bowed to the Duke, nodded to Garschattachin and others, and showed some surprise at seeing me among the party.

His manner was bold, relaxed except for the actual restraints, proud, and even dignified. He bowed to the Duke, nodded to Garschattachin and others, and seemed a bit surprised to see me among the group.

“It is long since we have met, Mr. Campbell,” said the Duke.

“It’s been a while since we last met, Mr. Campbell,” said the Duke.

“It is so, my Lord Duke; I could have wished it had been” (looking at the fastening on his arms) “when I could have better paid the compliments I owe to your Grace;—but there's a gude time coming.”

“It is true, my Lord Duke; I wish it had been” (looking at the fastening on his arms) “when I could have better returned the compliments I owe to your Grace;—but a good time is coming.”

“No time like the time present, Mr. Campbell,” answered the Duke, “for the hours are fast flying that must settle your last account with all mortal affairs. I do not say this to insult your distress; but you must be aware yourself that you draw near the end of your career. I do not deny that you may sometimes have done less harm than others of your unhappy trade, and that you may occasionally have exhibited marks of talent, and even of a disposition which promised better things. But you are aware how long you have been the terror and the oppressor of a peaceful neighbourhood, and by what acts of violence you have maintained and extended your usurped authority. You know, in short, that you have deserved death, and that you must prepare for it.”

“No time like the present, Mr. Campbell,” the Duke replied, “because the hours are quickly passing that will finalize your last dealings with all earthly matters. I don’t say this to disrespect your pain; you surely realize that you are nearing the end of your journey. I won't deny that you may have sometimes caused less harm than some others in your unfortunate profession, and that you’ve occasionally shown signs of talent, even of a character that suggested better possibilities. But you know how long you have been the fear and the oppressor of a peaceful community, and by what acts of violence you’ve kept and expanded your seized power. In short, you know that you deserve death, and you must prepare for it.”

“My Lord,” said Rob Roy, “although I may well lay my misfortunes at your Grace's door, yet I will never say that you yourself have been the wilful and witting author of them. My Lord, if I had thought sae, your Grace would not this day have been sitting in judgment on me; for you have been three times within good rifle distance of me when you were thinking but of the red deer, and few people have ken'd me miss my aim. But as for them that have abused your Grace's ear, and set you up against a man that was ance as peacefu' a man as ony in the land, and made your name the warrant for driving me to utter extremity,—I have had some amends of them, and, for a' that your Grace now says, I expect to live to hae mair.”

“My Lord,” said Rob Roy, “even though I could blame my misfortunes on your Grace, I will never say that you intentionally caused them. My Lord, if I believed that, you wouldn’t be sitting in judgment on me today; you’ve been within good rifle distance of me three times while only thinking about the red deer, and few people know me to miss my shot. But as for those who have misled your Grace and turned you against a man who was once as peaceful as anyone in the land, and used your name to push me to the brink—I've had some justice against them, and despite what your Grace says now, I expect to see more.”

“I know,” said the Duke, in rising anger, “that you are a determined and impudent villain, who will keep his oath if he swears to mischief; but it shall be my care to prevent you. You have no enemies but your own wicked actions.”

“I know,” the Duke said, his anger growing, “that you’re a stubborn and bold villain, who will stick to your word if it means causing trouble; but I will make sure to stop you. You have no enemies except for your own evil deeds.”

“Had I called myself Grahame, instead of Campbell, I might have heard less about them,” answered Rob Roy, with dogged resolution.

“Had I called myself Grahame instead of Campbell, I might have heard less about them,” Rob Roy replied, determinedly.

“You will do well, sir,” said the Duke, “to warn your wife and family and followers, to beware how they use the gentlemen now in their hands, as I will requite tenfold on them, and their kin and allies, the slightest injury done to any of his Majesty's liege subjects.”

“You should advise your wife, family, and followers to be careful with the gentlemen they have now, as I will retaliate tenfold against them and their relatives and allies for even the smallest harm done to any of the King’s loyal subjects.”

“My Lord,” said Roy in answer, “none of my enemies will allege that I have been a bloodthirsty man, and were I now wi' my folk, I could rule four or five hundred wild Hielanders as easy as your Grace those eight or ten lackeys and foot-boys—But if your Grace is bent to take the head away from a house, ye may lay your account there will be misrule amang the members.—However, come o't what like, there's an honest man, a kinsman o' my ain, maun come by nae skaith. Is there ony body here wad do a gude deed for MacGregor?—he may repay it, though his hands be now tied.”

“My Lord,” Roy replied, “none of my enemies would claim that I’ve ever been a bloodthirsty man, and if I were with my people now, I could easily lead four or five hundred wild Highlanders just as your Grace leads those eight or ten servants—But if your Grace is set on eliminating a family, you can count on there being chaos among its members.—However, no matter what happens, there’s an honest man, a relative of mine, who must come to no harm. Is there anyone here who would do a good deed for MacGregor?—he may be able to repay it, even though his hands are currently tied.”

The Highlander who had delivered the letter to the Duke replied, “I'll do your will for you, MacGregor; and I'll gang back up the glen on purpose.”

The Highlander who delivered the letter to the Duke replied, “I’ll do what you ask, MacGregor; and I’ll head back up the valley just for that.”

He advanced, and received from the prisoner a message to his wife, which, being in Gaelic, I did not understand, but I had little doubt it related to some measures to be taken for the safety of Mr. Jarvie.

He moved forward and got a message for his wife from the prisoner, which, being in Gaelic, I didn't understand. However, I had little doubt it was about some steps to ensure Mr. Jarvie's safety.

“Do you hear the fellow's impudence?” said the Duke; “he confides in his character of a messenger. His conduct is of a piece with his master's, who invited us to make common cause against these freebooters, and have deserted us so soon as the MacGregors have agreed to surrender the Balquhidder lands they were squabbling about.

“Do you hear this guy's boldness?” said the Duke; “he relies on his role as a messenger. His behavior matches that of his master, who asked us to unite against these raiders, and has left us the moment the MacGregors decided to give up the Balquhidder lands they were fighting over.”

             No truth in plaids, no faith in tartan trews!
             Chameleon-like, they change a thousand hues.”
 
             No truth in plaid, no trust in tartan pants!  
             Like chameleons, they shift a thousand colors.

“Your great ancestor never said so, my Lord,” answered Major Galbraith;—“and, with submission, neither would your Grace have occasion to say it, wad ye but be for beginning justice at the well-head—Gie the honest man his mear again—Let every head wear it's ane bannet, and the distractions o' the Lennox wad be mended wi' them o'the land.”

“Your great ancestor never said that, my Lord,” replied Major Galbraith; “and, with all due respect, neither would you have to say it, if you just started doing justice from the source—Give the honest man his horse back—Let everyone wear their own hat, and the troubles of Lennox would be fixed by the people of the land.”

“Hush! hush! Garschattachin,” said the Duke; “this is language dangerous for you to talk to any one, and especially to me; but I presume you reckon yourself a privileged person. Please to draw off your party towards Gartartan; I shall myself see the prisoner escorted to Duchray, and send you orders tomorrow. You will please grant no leave of absence to any of your troopers.”

“Hush! Hush! Garschattachin,” said the Duke; “that kind of talk is risky for you, especially with me. I assume you think you have special privileges. Please take your group towards Gartartan; I’ll personally ensure the prisoner is taken to Duchray and will send you orders tomorrow. Make sure none of your troops gets any time off.”

“Here's auld ordering and counter-ordering,” muttered Garschattachin between his teeth. “But patience! patience!—we may ae day play at change seats, the king's coming.”

“Here’s the old ordering and counter-ordering,” muttered Garschattachin under his breath. “But patience! Patience! — one day we might switch seats, the king is coming.”

The two troops of cavalry now formed, and prepared to march off the ground, that they might avail themselves of the remainder of daylight to get to their evening quarters. I received an intimation, rather than an invitation, to attend the party; and I perceived, that, though no longer considered as a prisoner, I was yet under some sort of suspicion. The times were indeed so dangerous,—the great party questions of Jacobite and Hanoverian divided the country so effectually,—and the constant disputes and jealousies between the Highlanders and Lowlanders, besides a number of inexplicable causes of feud which separated the great leading families in Scotland from each other, occasioned such general suspicion, that a solitary and unprotected stranger was almost sure to meet with something disagreeable in the course of his travels.

The two cavalry units formed up and got ready to leave the area, hoping to make the most of the remaining daylight to reach their evening quarters. I received more of a hint than an actual invitation to join the group; I noticed that, even though I was no longer viewed as a prisoner, I was still under some kind of suspicion. The times were indeed perilous—the major political divisions between the Jacobites and Hanoverians had split the country so thoroughly—and the ongoing disputes and rivalries between the Highlanders and Lowlanders, along with various unexplained feuds separating the prominent families in Scotland, created a climate of widespread suspicion. A solitary and vulnerable traveler was almost guaranteed to encounter something unpleasant during his journey.

I acquiesced, however, in my destination with the best grace I could, consoling myself with the hope that I might obtain from the captive freebooter some information concerning Rashleigh and his machinations. I should do myself injustice did I not add, that my views were not merely selfish. I was too much interested in my singular acquaintance not to be desirous of rendering him such services as his unfortunate situation might demand, or admit of his receiving.

I reluctantly accepted my destination as best as I could, comforting myself with the hope that I could get some information from the captured pirate about Rashleigh and his schemes. I’d be doing myself a disservice if I didn’t mention that my intentions weren’t purely selfish. I was genuinely interested in my unusual acquaintance and wanted to help him in any way that his unfortunate situation would allow.





CHAPTER SIXTEEN.

                   And when he came to broken brigg,
                       He bent his bow and swam;
                   And when he came to grass growing,
                       Set down his feet and ran.
                                     Gil Morrice.
                   And when he got to Broken Brigg,
                       He drew his bow and swam;
                   And when he reached the grassy area,
                       He set his feet down and ran.
                                     Gil Morrice.

The echoes of the rocks and ravines, on either side, now rang to the trumpets of the cavalry, which, forming themselves into two distinct bodies, began to move down the valley at a slow trot. That commanded by Major Galbraith soon took to the right hand, and crossed the Forth, for the purpose of taking up the quarters assigned them for the night, when they were to occupy, as I understood, an old castle in the vicinity. They formed a lively object while crossing the stream, but were soon lost in winding up the bank on the opposite side, which was clothed with wood.

The sounds of the rocks and ravines on both sides now echoed with the trumpets of the cavalry, which divided into two separate groups and began to move down the valley at a slow trot. The group led by Major Galbraith soon veered to the right and crossed the Forth, intending to settle into the quarters assigned to them for the night, which I understood to be an old castle nearby. They looked lively as they crossed the stream but quickly disappeared as they wound up the bank on the other side, which was covered in trees.

We continued our march with considerable good order. To ensure the safe custody of the prisoner, the Duke had caused him to be placed on horseback behind one of his retainers, called, as I was informed, Ewan of Brigglands, one of the largest and strongest men who were present. A horse-belt, passed round the bodies of both, and buckled before the yeoman's breast, rendered it impossible for Rob Roy to free himself from his keeper. I was directed to keep close beside them, and accommodated for the purpose with a troop-horse. We were as closely surrounded by the soldiers as the width of the road would permit, and had always at least one, if not two, on each side, with pistol in hand. Andrew Fairservice, furnished with a Highland pony, of which they had made prey somewhere or other, was permitted to ride among the other domestics, of whom a great number attended the line of march, though without falling into the ranks of the more regularly trained troopers.

We continued our march in pretty good order. To make sure the prisoner stayed secure, the Duke had him placed on a horse behind one of his men, a strong guy named Ewan of Brigglands, who was one of the largest and toughest present. A horse belt was wrapped around both of them and buckled in front of the yeoman's chest, making it impossible for Rob Roy to escape from his guard. I was instructed to stay close to them, and I was provided with a troop horse for that purpose. We were surrounded by soldiers as closely as the width of the road allowed, always having at least one or two men on each side, each holding a pistol. Andrew Fairservice, riding a Highland pony they had captured from somewhere, was allowed to ride among the other workers, a large number of whom followed the line of march, but they didn’t fall in with the more formally trained troopers.

In this manner we travelled for a certain distance, until we arrived at a place where we also were to cross the river. The Forth, as being the outlet of a lake, is of considerable depth, even where less important in point of width, and the descent to the ford was by a broken precipitous ravine, which only permitted one horseman to descend at once. The rear and centre of our small body halting on the bank while the front files passed down in succession, produced a considerable delay, as is usual on such occasions, and even some confusion; for a number of those riders, who made no proper part of the squadron, crowded to the ford without regularity, and made the militia cavalry, although tolerably well drilled, partake in some degree of their own disorder.

We traveled like this for a while until we reached a spot where we needed to cross the river. The Forth, being the outlet of a lake, is quite deep, even if it's not very wide, and the path down to the crossing was a steep, broken ravine that only allowed one horseman to go down at a time. While the back and middle of our small group waited on the bank, the front line moved down in turns, causing a significant delay, which often happens in these situations, and even some confusion; many riders, who weren’t actually part of our group, pushed their way to the crossing without any order, causing the militia cavalry, even though they were pretty well trained, to get caught up in some of that chaos.

Escape of Rob Roy at the Ford

It was while we were thus huddled together on the bank that I heard Rob Roy whisper to the man behind whom he was placed on horseback, “Your father, Ewan, wadna hae carried an auld friend to the shambles, like a calf, for a' the Dukes in Christendom.”

It was while we were huddled together on the bank that I heard Rob Roy whisper to the man behind whom he was sitting on horseback, “Your father, Ewan, wouldn’t have taken an old friend to the slaughterhouse, like a calf, no matter how many dukes were in Christendom.”

Ewan returned no answer, but shrugged, as one who would express by that sign that what he was doing was none of his own choice.

Ewan didn’t reply, but shrugged, as if to show that what he was doing wasn’t his decision.

“And when the MacGregors come down the glen, and ye see toom faulds, a bluidy hearthstone, and the fire flashing out between the rafters o' your house, ye may be thinking then, Ewan, that were your friend Rob to the fore, you would have had that safe which it will make your heart sair to lose.”

“And when the MacGregors come down the valley and you see empty fields, a bloody hearthstone, and the fire flickering between the rafters of your house, you might be thinking then, Ewan, if your friend Rob were here, you would have had that security which it will pain your heart to lose.”

Ewan of Brigglands again shrugged and groaned, but remained silent.

Ewan of Brigglands shrugged again and groaned, but stayed quiet.

“It's a sair thing,” continued Rob, sliding his insinuations so gently into Ewan's ear that they reached no other but mine, who certainly saw myself in no shape called upon to destroy his prospects of escape—“It's a sair thing, that Ewan of Brigglands, whom Roy MacGregor has helped with hand, sword, and purse, suld mind a gloom from a great man mair than a friend's life.”

“It's a tough thing,” continued Rob, whispering his suggestions so subtly into Ewan's ear that they only reached me, who definitely saw no reason to ruin his chance to escape—“It's a tough thing that Ewan of Brigglands, whom Roy MacGregor has supported with his strength, sword, and money, should worry about a gloom from a great man more than a friend's life.”

Ewan seemed sorely agitated, but was silent.—We heard the Duke's voice from the opposite bank call, “Bring over the prisoner.”

Ewan looked really upset but didn't say anything.—We heard the Duke's voice from the other side of the bank calling, “Bring over the prisoner.”

Ewan put his horse in motion, and just as I heard Roy say, “Never weigh a MacGregor's bluid against a broken whang o' leather, for there will be another accounting to gie for it baith here and hereafter,” they passed me hastily, and dashing forward rather precipitately, entered the water.

Ewan got his horse moving, and just as I heard Roy say, “Never compare a MacGregor's blood to a ripped piece of leather, because there will be another price to pay for it both here and in the afterlife,” they quickly rushed past me and, charging ahead somewhat recklessly, plunged into the water.

“Not yet, sir—not yet,” said some of the troopers to me, as I was about to follow, while others pressed forward into the stream.

“Not yet, sir—not yet,” some of the troopers told me as I was about to follow, while others pushed ahead into the stream.

I saw the Duke on the other side, by the waning light, engaged in commanding his people to get into order, as they landed dispersedly, some higher, some lower. Many had crossed, some were in the water, and the rest were preparing to follow, when a sudden splash warned me that MacGregor's eloquence had prevailed on Ewan to give him freedom and a chance for life. The Duke also heard the sound, and instantly guessed its meaning. “Dog!” he exclaimed to Ewan as he landed, “where is your prisoner?” and, without waiting to hear the apology which the terrified vassal began to falter forth, he fired a pistol at his head, whether fatally I know not, and exclaimed, “Gentlemen, disperse and pursue the villain—An hundred guineas for him that secures Rob Roy!”

I saw the Duke on the other side, in the fading light, directing his men to get organized as they landed unevenly, some higher up, some lower down. Many had crossed, some were still in the water, and the rest were getting ready to follow, when a sudden splash alerted me that MacGregor's persuasive words had convinced Ewan to give him his freedom and a chance at life. The Duke also heard the noise and quickly figured out what it meant. “You wretch!” he shouted at Ewan as he came ashore, “where is your prisoner?” Without waiting to hear the excuse that the frightened vassal was starting to stutter out, he shot a pistol at his head, whether fatally I don’t know, and yelled, “Gentlemen, scatter and chase down the scoundrel—A hundred guineas for whoever catches Rob Roy!”

All became an instant scene of the most lively confusion. Rob Roy, disengaged from his bonds, doubtless by Ewan's slipping the buckle of his belt, had dropped off at the horse's tail, and instantly dived, passing under the belly of the troop-horse which was on his left hand. But as he was obliged to come to the surface an instant for air, the glimpse of his tartan plaid drew the attention of the troopers, some of whom plunged into the river, with a total disregard to their own safety, rushing, according to the expression of their country, through pool and stream, sometimes swimming their horses, sometimes losing them and struggling for their own lives. Others, less zealous or more prudent, broke off in different directions, and galloped up and down the banks, to watch the places at which the fugitive might possibly land. The hollowing, the whooping, the calls for aid at different points, where they saw, or conceived they saw, some vestige of him they were seeking,—the frequent report of pistols and carabines, fired at every object which excited the least suspicion,—the sight of so many horsemen riding about, in and out of the river, and striking with their long broadswords at whatever excited their attention, joined to the vain exertions used by their officers to restore order and regularity,—and all this in so wild a scene, and visible only by the imperfect twilight of an autumn evening, made the most extraordinary hubbub I had hitherto witnessed. I was indeed left alone to observe it, for our whole cavalcade had dispersed in pursuit, or at least to see the event of the search. Indeed, as I partly suspected at the time, and afterwards learned with certainty, many of those who seemed most active in their attempts to waylay and recover the fugitive, were, in actual truth, least desirous that he should be taken, and only joined in the cry to increase the general confusion, and to give Rob Roy a better opportunity of escaping.

Everything turned into an immediate scene of chaotic energy. Rob Roy, freed from his restraints—likely thanks to Ewan unbuckling his belt—had slipped away toward the horse's tail and quickly submerged, passing under the belly of the troop horse to his left. However, he had to surface for air briefly, and the flash of his tartan plaid caught the attention of the troopers. Some of them jumped into the river, completely disregarding their own safety, rushing through the water, sometimes swimming their horses, other times losing them and fighting for their own lives. Others, either less eager or more cautious, broke off in different directions, galloping along the banks to keep an eye on where the fugitive might come ashore. The shouting, the whooping, the calls for help at various points where they thought they spotted him—the frequent gunshots from pistols and carbines fired at anything that raised suspicion—the sight of so many riders moving in and out of the river, striking with their long swords at anything that caught their eye, combined with the futile efforts of their officers to restore some order, created an extraordinary uproar like nothing I had ever witnessed before. I was indeed left alone to take it all in, as our entire group had scattered in pursuit or at least to see how the search unfolded. In fact, as I partially suspected at the time and later confirmed, many of those who appeared most active in trying to corner and recover the fugitive were actually the least eager for his capture, merely joining in the chaos to create more confusion and give Rob Roy a better chance to escape.

Escape, indeed, was not difficult for a swimmer so expert as the freebooter, as soon as he had eluded the first burst of pursuit. At one time he was closely pressed, and several blows were made which flashed in the water around him; the scene much resembling one of the otter-hunts which I had seen at Osbaldistone Hall, where the animal is detected by the hounds from his being necessitated to put his nose above the stream to vent or breathe, while he is enabled to elude them by getting under water again so soon as he has refreshed himself by respiration. MacGregor, however, had a trick beyond the otter; for he contrived, when very closely pursued, to disengage himself unobserved from his plaid, and suffer it to float down the stream, where in its progress it quickly attracted general attention; many of the horsemen were thus put upon a false scent, and several shots or stabs were averted from the party for whom they were designed.

Getting away wasn’t hard for a skilled swimmer like the pirate, especially after he shook off the initial chase. At one point, he was under heavy pressure, and several blows splashed in the water around him; the scene reminded me of those otter hunts I had seen at Osbaldistone Hall, where the otter is found by the hounds because it has to stick its nose above the water to breathe, but it can escape by diving back down as soon as it’s caught its breath. MacGregor, however, had a trick that the otter didn’t; when he was being closely pursued, he managed to slip out of his plaid without being seen and let it float downstream, quickly drawing attention away from himself. Many of the horsemen fell for the ruse, and several shots or stabs meant for him were avoided.

Once fairly out of view, the recovery of the prisoner became almost impossible, since, in so many places, the river was rendered inaccessible by the steepness of its banks, or the thickets of alders, poplars, and birch, which, overhanging its banks, prevented the approach of horsemen. Errors and accidents had also happened among the pursuers, whose task the approaching night rendered every moment more hopeless. Some got themselves involved in the eddies of the stream, and required the assistance of their companions to save them from drowning. Others, hurt by shots or blows in the confused mele'e, implored help or threatened vengeance, and in one or two instances such accidents led to actual strife. The trumpets, therefore, sounded the retreat, announcing that the commanding officer, with whatsoever unwillingness, had for the present relinquished hopes of the important prize which had thus unexpectedly escaped his grasp, and the troopers began slowly, reluctantly, and brawling with each other as they returned, again to assume their ranks. I could see them darkening, as they formed on the southern bank of the river,—whose murmurs, long drowned by the louder cries of vengeful pursuit, were now heard hoarsely mingling with the deep, discontented, and reproachful voices of the disappointed horsemen.

Once mostly out of sight, finding the prisoner became almost impossible, since in many areas, the river was made unreachable by the steepness of its banks or the dense thickets of alders, poplars, and birch that hung over the banks, blocking the way for horsemen. Mistakes and accidents also occurred among the pursuers, whose task became more hopeless with each passing moment as night approached. Some became caught in the river's eddies and needed help from their companions to avoid drowning. Others, injured by gunfire or blows during the chaotic struggle, begged for help or threatened revenge, and in a couple of cases, these incidents led to actual conflict. Therefore, the trumpets sounded the retreat, signaling that the commanding officer, though unwilling, had temporarily given up hope of capturing the important prize that had unexpectedly slipped away. The troopers began to return slowly, reluctantly, and bickering as they reassembled into formation. I could see them darkening as they gathered on the southern bank of the river, whose murmurs, long drowned out by the louder cries of vengeful pursuit, were now hoarsely blending with the deep, discontented, and reproachful voices of the disappointed horsemen.

Hitherto I had been as it were a mere spectator, though far from an uninterested one, of the singular scene which had passed. But now I heard a voice suddenly exclaim, “Where is the English stranger?—It was he gave Rob Roy the knife to cut the belt.”

So far, I had been like a mere spectator, though definitely not uninterested, in the strange scene that had unfolded. But now I heard a voice suddenly shout, “Where is the English stranger?—He’s the one who gave Rob Roy the knife to cut the belt.”

“Cleeve the pock-pudding to the chafts!” cried one voice.

“Cleeve the pock-pudding to the chafts!” shouted one voice.

“Weize a brace of balls through his harn-pan!” said a second.

“We're going to knock a couple of balls right through his head!” said a second.

“Drive three inches of cauld airn into his brisket!” shouted a third.

“Drive three inches of cold iron into his chest!” shouted a third.

And I heard several horses galloping to and fro, with the kind purpose, doubtless, of executing these denunciations. I was immediately awakened to the sense of my situation, and to the certainty that armed men, having no restraint whatever on their irritated and inflamed passions, would probably begin by shooting or cutting me down, and afterwards investigate the justice of the action. Impressed by this belief, I leaped from my horse, and turning him loose, plunged into a bush of alder-trees, where, considering the advancing obscurity of the night, I thought there was little chance of my being discovered. Had I been near enough to the Duke to have invoked his personal protection, I would have done so; but he had already commenced his retreat, and I saw no officer on the left bank of the river, of authority sufficient to have afforded protection, in case of my surrendering myself. I thought there was no point of honour which could require, in such circumstances, an unnecessary exposure of my life. My first idea, when the tumult began to be appeased, and the clatter of the horses' feet was heard less frequently in the immediate vicinity of my hiding-place, was to seek out the Duke's quarters when all should be quiet, and give myself up to him, as a liege subject, who had nothing to fear from his justice, and a stranger, who had every right to expect protection and hospitality. With this purpose I crept out of my hiding-place, and looked around me.

And I heard several horses galloping back and forth, likely with the intention of carrying out these threats. I quickly became aware of my situation and the fact that armed men, with no control over their anger and heightened emotions, would probably start by shooting or attacking me, and only later question the justification for their actions. Believing this, I jumped off my horse, set him free, and dove into a thicket of alder trees, where I figured there was little chance of being found in the growing darkness. If I had been close enough to the Duke to ask for his protection, I would have, but he had already started his retreat, and I didn’t see any officer on the left bank of the river who had enough authority to offer protection if I surrendered. I felt there was no honor at stake that warranted putting my life unnecessarily at risk in such a situation. My first thought, when the chaos started to calm down and the sound of hooves faded around my hiding spot, was to find the Duke's tent when things were peaceful and surrender to him as a loyal subject, who had nothing to fear from his justice, and as a stranger who had every right to expect safety and hospitality. With this plan in mind, I crawled out of my hiding spot and looked around.

The twilight had now melted nearly into darkness; a few or none of the troopers were left on my side of the Forth, and of those who were already across it, I only heard the distant trample of the horses' feet, and the wailing and prolonged sound of their trumpets, which rung through the woods to recall stragglers. Here, therefore, I was left in a situation of considerable difficulty. I had no horse, and the deep and wheeling stream of the river, rendered turbid by the late tumult of which its channel had been the scene, and seeming yet more so under the doubtful influence of an imperfect moonlight, had no inviting influence for a pedestrian by no means accustomed to wade rivers, and who had lately seen horsemen weltering, in this dangerous passage, up to the very saddle-laps. At the same time, my prospect, if I remained on the side of the river on which I then stood, could be no other than of concluding the various fatigues of this day and the preceding night, by passing that which was now closing in, al fresco on the side of a Highland hill.

Twilight had almost faded into darkness; only a few troopers remained on my side of the Forth, and of those who had crossed, I could just hear the distant sound of horses' hooves and the long, wailing notes of their trumpets echoing through the woods, calling back stragglers. So, here I was in a pretty tough spot. I had no horse, and the deep, swirling river was muddy from the recent chaos that had taken place in its channels. The incomplete moonlight made it look even more intimidating, which was not appealing for someone like me who wasn't used to wading through rivers, especially after seeing horsemen struggling through this tricky stretch almost to their saddles. Meanwhile, my options if I stayed on this side of the river looked grim, as I would end up finishing the exhausting events of this day and the night before by spending the closing hours camping out on the side of a Highland hill.

After a moment's reflection, I began to consider that Fairservice, who had doubtless crossed the river with the other domestics, according to his forward and impertinent custom of putting himself always among the foremost, could not fail to satisfy the Duke, or the competent authorities, respecting my rank and situation; and that, therefore, my character did not require my immediate appearance, at the risk of being drowned in the river—of being unable to trace the march of the squadron in case of my reaching the other side in safety—or, finally, of being cut down, right or wrong, by some straggler, who might think such a piece of good service a convenient excuse for not sooner rejoining his ranks. I therefore resolved to measure my steps back to the little inn, where I had passed the preceding night. I had nothing to apprehend from Rob Roy. He was now at liberty, and I was certain, in case of my falling in with any of his people, the news of his escape would ensure me protection. I might thus also show, that I had no intention to desert Mr. Jarvie in the delicate situation in which he had engaged himself chiefly on my account. And lastly, it was only in this quarter that I could hope to learn tidings concerning Rashleigh and my father's papers, which had been the original cause of an expedition so fraught with perilous adventure. I therefore abandoned all thoughts of crossing the Forth that evening; and, turning my back on the Fords of Frew, began to retrace my steps towards the little village of Aberfoil.

After thinking for a moment, I realized that Fairservice, who probably crossed the river with the other staff, as was his usual pushy and rude habit of always wanting to be in front, would definitely inform the Duke or the right authorities about my status and situation. Therefore, I didn't need to rush to show my face, risking drowning in the river—missing out on following the progress of the squadron if I managed to reach the other side safely—or, worse, being attacked, right or wrong, by some soldier who might think that taking me out would be a good excuse for not rejoining his platoon sooner. So, I decided to head back to the little inn where I had stayed the night before. I had nothing to worry about from Rob Roy. He was now free, and I was sure that if I ran into any of his followers, they'd protect me because of his escape. I could also show that I had no intention of abandoning Mr. Jarvie in the tricky situation he had put himself in mainly for my sake. Lastly, this was the only place I could hope to find news about Rashleigh and my father's papers, which had initially led to this dangerous adventure. So, I gave up on the idea of crossing the Forth that evening and, turning away from the Fords of Frew, began to make my way back to the little village of Aberfoil.

A sharp frost-wind, which made itself heard and felt from time to time, removed the clouds of mist which might otherwise have slumbered till morning on the valley; and, though it could not totally disperse the clouds of vapour, yet threw them in confused and changeful masses, now hovering round the heads of the mountains, now filling, as with a dense and voluminous stream of smoke, the various deep gullies where masses of the composite rock, or breccia, tumbling in fragments from the cliffs, have rushed to the valley, leaving each behind its course a rent and torn ravine resembling a deserted water-course. The moon, which was now high, and twinkled with all the vivacity of a frosty atmosphere, silvered the windings of the river and the peaks and precipices which the mist left visible, while her beams seemed as it were absorbed by the fleecy whiteness of the mist, where it lay thick and condensed; and gave to the more light and vapoury specks, which were elsewhere visible, a sort of filmy transparency resembling the lightest veil of silver gauze. Despite the uncertainty of my situation, a view so romantic, joined to the active and inspiring influence of the frosty atmosphere, elevated my spirits while it braced my nerves. I felt an inclination to cast care away, and bid defiance to danger, and involuntarily whistled, by way of cadence to my steps, which my feeling of the cold led me to accelerate, and I felt the pulse of existence beat prouder and higher in proportion as I felt confidence in my own strength, courage, and resources. I was so much lost in these thoughts, and in the feelings which they excited, that two horsemen came up behind me without my hearing their approach, until one was on each side of me, when the left-hand rider, pulling up his horse, addressed me in the English tongue—“So ho, friend! whither so late?”

A sharp, cold wind occasionally blew through, clearing the mist that might have lingered in the valley until morning. Although it couldn't completely disperse the clouds, it tossed them around in chaotic and shifting masses, sometimes hovering around the mountains, and other times filling the deep gullies with a thick stream of vapor, like smoke. These gullies, where chunks of composite rock, or breccia, had fallen from the cliffs into the valley, left behind torn ravines that looked like abandoned riverbeds. The moon, now high in the sky and sparkling with the liveliness of the frosty air, illuminated the winding river and the peaks and cliffs that the mist allowed to be seen. Her light seemed to sink into the fluffy whiteness of the thick mist, while the lighter, hazy patches scattered elsewhere appeared almost transparent, like delicate silver gauze. Despite my uncertain situation, the romantic view, combined with the energizing chill in the air, lifted my spirits and steadied my nerves. I felt a desire to cast aside my worries and challenge danger, and I found myself whistling as I walked faster, encouraged by the cold. I felt more alive and confident as I embraced my strength, courage, and resources. I was so absorbed in these thoughts and feelings that I didn't notice two horsemen approaching until they were right next to me. The rider on my left pulled up his horse and spoke to me in English, “So hey, friend! Where are you off to so late?”

“To my supper and bed at Aberfoil,” I replied.

“To my dinner and bed at Aberfoil,” I replied.

“Are the passes open?” he inquired, with the same commanding tone of voice.

“Are the passes open?” he asked, using the same commanding tone.

“I do not know,” I replied; “I shall learn when I get there. But,” I added, the fate of Morris recurring to my recollection, “if you are an English stranger, I advise you to turn back till daylight; there has been some disturbance in this neighbourhood, and I should hesitate to say it is perfectly safe for strangers.”

“I don’t know,” I replied; “I’ll find out when I get there. But,” I added, thinking of what happened to Morris, “if you’re an English stranger, I suggest you turn back until morning; there’s been some trouble in this area, and I wouldn’t say it’s completely safe for outsiders.”

“The soldiers had the worst?—had they not?” was the reply.

“The soldiers had it the worst, right?” was the reply.

“They had indeed; and an officer's party were destroyed or made prisoners.”

“They really did; and a group of officers were either killed or taken prisoner.”

“Are you sure of that?” replied the horseman.

“Are you sure about that?” replied the horseman.

“As sure as that I hear you speak,” I replied. “I was an unwilling spectator of the skirmish.”

“As sure as I hear you speaking,” I replied. “I was an unwilling observer of the fight.”

“Unwilling!” continued the interrogator. “Were you not engaged in it then?”

“Unwilling!” the interrogator insisted. “Were you not involved in it then?”

“Certainly no,” I replied; “I was detained by the king's officer.”

“Of course not,” I replied; “I was held up by the king's officer.”

“On what suspicion? and who are you? or what is your name?” he continued.

“On what suspicion? And who are you? What’s your name?” he continued.

“I really do not know, sir,” said I, “why I should answer so many questions to an unknown stranger. I have told you enough to convince you that you are going into a dangerous and distracted country. If you choose to proceed, it is your own affair; but as I ask you no questions respecting your name and business, you will oblige me by making no inquiries after mine.”

“I honestly don't know, sir,” I said, “why I should answer so many questions from a stranger I don't know. I've told you enough to show that you're heading into a dangerous and chaotic place. If you decide to go ahead, that's up to you; but since I’m not asking you about your name or your business, I would appreciate it if you didn’t ask about mine.”

“Mr. Francis Osbaldistone,” said the other rider, in a voice the tones of which thrilled through every nerve of my body, “should not whistle his favourite airs when he wishes to remain undiscovered.”

“Mr. Francis Osbaldistone,” said the other rider, in a voice that sent chills through every nerve of my body, “shouldn't whistle his favorite tunes when he wants to stay hidden.”

And Diana Vernon—for she, wrapped in a horseman's cloak, was the last speaker—whistled in playful mimicry the second part of the tune which was on my lips when they came up.

And Diana Vernon—since she, wrapped in a horseman's cloak, was the last to speak—whistled in playful imitation the second part of the tune that I was about to sing when they arrived.

“Good God!” I exclaimed, like one thunderstruck, “can it be you, Miss Vernon, on such a spot—at such an hour—in such a lawless country—in such”—

“Good God!” I exclaimed, completely shocked, “is that really you, Miss Vernon, in a place like this—at this hour—in such a lawless country—in such—”

“In such a masculine dress, you would say.—But what would you have? The philosophy of the excellent Corporal Nym is the best after all; things must be as they may—pauca verba.

"In such a masculine outfit, you might say. But what can you do? The philosophy of the great Corporal Nym is the best, after all; things have to be as they are—few words."

While she was thus speaking, I eagerly took advantage of an unusually bright gleam of moonshine, to study the appearance of her companion; for it may be easily supposed, that finding Miss Vernon in a place so solitary, engaged in a journey so dangerous, and under the protection of one gentleman only, were circumstances to excite every feeling of jealousy, as well as surprise. The rider did not speak with the deep melody of Rashleigh's voice; his tones were more high and commanding; he was taller, moreover, as he sate on horseback, than that first-rate object of my hate and suspicion. Neither did the stranger's address resemble that of any of my other cousins; it had that indescribable tone and manner by which we recognise a man of sense and breeding, even in the first few sentences he speaks.

While she was talking, I eagerly took advantage of an unusually bright glimmer of moonlight to observe her companion. It’s easy to assume that finding Miss Vernon in such a remote place, on such a dangerous journey, and under the care of just one man would stir up feelings of jealousy as well as surprise. The rider didn’t speak with the deep, melodic voice of Rashleigh; his tone was higher and more commanding. He was also taller, sitting on horseback, than that object of my hatred and suspicion. Additionally, the stranger’s manner of speaking was unlike any of my other cousins; it had that indescribable tone and style that lets us recognize a man of intelligence and good breeding, even within his first few sentences.

The object of my anxiety seemed desirous to get rid of my investigation.

The thing I was anxious about seemed eager to brush off my inquiry.

“Diana,” he said, in a tone of mingled kindness and authority, “give your cousin his property, and let us not spend time here.”

“Diana,” he said, with a mix of kindness and authority, “give your cousin his property, and let’s not waste any more time here.”

Miss Vernon had in the meantime taken out a small case, and leaning down from her horse towards me, she said, in a tone in which an effort at her usual quaint lightness of expression contended with a deeper and more grave tone of sentiment, “You see, my dear coz, I was born to be your better angel. Rashleigh has been compelled to yield up his spoil, and had we reached this same village of Aberfoil last night, as we purposed, I should have found some Highland sylph to have wafted to you all these representatives of commercial wealth. But there were giants and dragons in the way; and errant-knights and damsels of modern times, bold though they be, must not, as of yore, run into useless danger—Do not you do so either, my dear coz.”

Miss Vernon had meanwhile pulled out a small case, and leaning down from her horse towards me, she said, in a tone where her usual quirky lightness struggled with a more serious sentiment, “You see, my dear cousin, I was meant to be your guardian angel. Rashleigh has been forced to give up his prize, and if we had arrived in the village of Aberfoil last night as planned, I would have found some Highland spirit to deliver all these tokens of wealth to you. But there were obstacles along the way, and modern-day knights and ladies, brave as they may be, shouldn’t rush into unnecessary danger—so don’t do that either, my dear cousin.”

“Diana,” said her companion, “let me once more warn you that the evening waxes late, and we are still distant from our home.”

“Diana,” her companion said, “let me remind you again that it’s getting late, and we’re still far from home.”

“I am coming, sir, I am coming—Consider,” she added, with a sigh, “how lately I have been subjected to control—besides, I have not yet given my cousin the packet, and bid him fare-well—for ever. Yes, Frank,” she said, “for ever!—there is a gulf between us—a gulf of absolute perdition;—where we go, you must not follow—what we do, you must not share in—Farewell—be happy!”

“I’m coming, sir, I’m coming—Just think,” she added with a sigh, “how recently I’ve been under control—besides, I haven’t given my cousin the packet yet or said goodbye to him—for good. Yes, Frank,” she said, “for good!—there’s a gap between us—a gap of total destruction;—where we’re going, you can’t follow—what we do, you can’t be a part of—Goodbye—be happy!”

Parting of Die and Frank on the Moor

In the attitude in which she bent from her horse, which was a Highland pony, her face, not perhaps altogether unwillingly, touched mine. She pressed my hand, while the tear that trembled in her eye found its way to my cheek instead of her own. It was a moment never to be forgotten—inexpressibly bitter, yet mixed with a sensation of pleasure so deeply soothing and affecting, as at once to unlock all the flood-gates of the heart. It was but a moment, however; for, instantly recovering from the feeling to which she had involuntarily given way, she intimated to her companion she was ready to attend him, and putting their horses to a brisk pace, they were soon far distant from the place where I stood.

As she leaned down from her Highland pony, her face brushed against mine, maybe not entirely by chance. She squeezed my hand, and a tear that was close to falling found its way onto my cheek instead of her own. It was a moment I would never forget—intensely painful, yet mixed with a calming pleasure that opened up all my emotions. But it was only a moment; as soon as she shook off the feeling that had taken over her, she signaled to her companion that she was ready to go, and they quickly rode off, leaving me behind.

Heaven knows, it was not apathy which loaded my frame and my tongue so much, that I could neither return Miss Vernon's half embrace, nor even answer her farewell. The word, though it rose to my tongue, seemed to choke in my throat like the fatal guilty, which the delinquent who makes it his plea, knows must be followed by the doom of death. The surprise—the sorrow, almost stupified me. I remained motionless with the packet in my hand, gazing after them, as if endeavouring to count the sparkles which flew from the horses' hoofs. I continued to look after even these had ceased to be visible, and to listen for their footsteps long after the last distant trampling had died in my ears. At length, tears rushed to my eyes, glazed as they were by the exertion of straining after what was no longer to be seen. I wiped them mechanically, and almost without being aware that they were flowing—but they came thicker and thicker; I felt the tightening of the throat and breast—the hysterica passio of poor Lear; and sitting down by the wayside, I shed a flood of the first and most bitter tears which had flowed from my eyes since childhood.

Heaven knows, it wasn't apathy that weighed down my body and my tongue so much that I couldn't return Miss Vernon's half-hug or even say goodbye. The word, although it was on the tip of my tongue, felt like it was choking me, like the damning “guilty” that a wrongdoer knows must come with the sentence of death. The surprise—the sorrow—almost stunned me. I stood there frozen with the packet in my hand, watching them leave, as if trying to count the sparks flying from the horses' hooves. I continued to gaze even after they were out of sight and listened for their footsteps long after the last distant sounds faded away. Eventually, tears rushed to my eyes, which were already glassy from the effort of straining after what I could no longer see. I wiped them away mechanically, almost without realizing they were flowing—but they kept coming, thicker and thicker; I felt the tightness in my throat and chest—the “hysterica passio” of poor Lear; and sitting down by the roadside, I let out a torrent of the first and most painful tears that had fallen from my eyes since childhood.





CHAPTER SEVENTEEN.

     Dangle.—Egad, I think the interpreter is the harder to be
          understood of the two.
                                        Critic.
 Dangle.—Wow, I believe the interpreter is harder to understand than the other person.  
                                        Critic.

I had scarce given vent to my feelings in this paroxysm, ere was ashamed of my weakness. I remembered that I had been for some time endeavouring to regard Diana Vernon, when her idea intruded itself on my remembrance, as a friend, for whose welfare I should indeed always be anxious, but with whom I could have little further communication. But the almost unrepressed tenderness of her manner, joined to the romance of our sudden meeting where it was so little to have been expected, were circumstances which threw me entirely off my guard. I recovered, however, sooner than might have been expected, and without giving myself time accurately to examine my motives. I resumed the path on which I had been travelling when overtaken by this strange and unexpected apparition.

I had barely expressed my feelings in this outburst before I felt embarrassed by my weakness. I recalled that I had been trying for a while to think of Diana Vernon as a friend, someone I would always care about but with whom I could have little further contact. However, the almost overwhelming warmth of her demeanor, combined with the unexpected romance of our sudden meeting, completely caught me off guard. I was able to recover more quickly than I would have expected, and I didn’t take the time to analyze my feelings. I continued on the path I had been traveling when I was surprised by this strange and unexpected encounter.

“I am not,” was my reflection, “transgressing her injunction so pathetically given, since I am but pursuing my own journey by the only open route.—If I have succeeded in recovering my father's property, it still remains incumbent on me to see my Glasgow friend delivered from the situation in which he has involved himself on my account; besides, what other place of rest can I obtain for the night excepting at the little inn of Aberfoil? They also must stop there, since it is impossible for travellers on horseback to go farther—Well, then, we shall meet again—meet for the last time perhaps—But I shall see and hear her—I shall learn who this happy man is who exercises over her the authority of a husband—I shall learn if there remains, in the difficult course in which she seems engaged, any difficulty which my efforts may remove, or aught that I can do to express my gratitude for her generosity—for her disinterested friendship.”

“I’m not,” I thought, “going against her clearly expressed wishes, since I’m just following my own path through the only option available. If I’ve managed to get back my father’s property, I still need to make sure my friend from Glasgow is out of the situation he got himself into because of me; besides, where else can I rest for the night except at the little inn in Aberfoil? They’ll have to stop there too, since it’s impossible for travelers on horseback to go any further—Well, then, we’ll meet again—maybe for the last time—But I will see and hear her—I will find out who this lucky guy is who has taken on the role of her husband—I will discover if there are any challenges left in the difficult journey she seems to be on that I can help with, or anything I can do to show my gratitude for her kindness—for her selfless friendship.”

As I reasoned thus with myself, colouring with every plausible pretext which occurred to my ingenuity my passionate desire once more to see and converse with my cousin, I was suddenly hailed by a touch on the shoulder; and the deep voice of a Highlander, who, walking still faster than I, though I was proceeding at a smart pace, accosted me with, “A braw night, Maister Osbaldistone—we have met at the mirk hour before now.”

As I thought this over, coming up with every believable excuse to justify my strong desire to see and talk to my cousin again, I was suddenly tapped on the shoulder. A deep voice from a Highlander, who was walking even faster than I was—despite my brisk pace—greeted me with, “A fine night, Mr. Osbaldistone—we’ve met at this dark hour before.”

There was no mistaking the tone of MacGregor; he had escaped the pursuit of his enemies, and was in full retreat to his own wilds and to his adherents. He had also contrived to arm himself, probably at the house of some secret adherent, for he had a musket on his shoulder, and the usual Highland weapons by his side. To have found myself alone with such a character in such a situation, and at this late hour in the evening, might not have been pleasant to me in any ordinary mood of mind; for, though habituated to think of Rob Roy in rather a friendly point of view, I will confess frankly that I never heard him speak but that it seemed to thrill my blood. The intonation of the mountaineers gives a habitual depth and hollowness to the sound of their words, owing to the guttural expression so common in their native language, and they usually speak with a good deal of emphasis. To these national peculiarities Rob Roy added a sort of hard indifference of accent and manner, expressive of a mind neither to be daunted, nor surprised, nor affected by what passed before him, however dreadful, however sudden, however afflicting. Habitual danger, with unbounded confidence in his own strength and sagacity, had rendered him indifferent to fear, and the lawless and precarious life he led had blunted, though its dangers and errors had not destroyed, his feelings for others. And it was to be remembered that I had very lately seen the followers of this man commit a cruel slaughter on an unarmed and suppliant individual.

There was no doubt about MacGregor's tone; he had evaded his enemies and was retreating to his own territory and supporters. He had also managed to arm himself, probably with help from a secret ally, as he carried a musket on his shoulder and the usual Highland weapons by his side. Finding myself alone with such a person in that situation and at this late hour might not have been pleasant for me in any normal state of mind; although I usually thought of Rob Roy in a somewhat friendly way, I must admit that hearing him speak always sent a chill through me. The way the mountaineers speak gives their words a deep and hollow sound, thanks to the guttural expressions common in their native language, and they generally speak with a lot of emphasis. To these national traits, Rob Roy added a kind of tough indifference in both accent and demeanor, showing a mind that was neither easily intimidated, nor surprised, nor affected by what was happening around him, no matter how dreadful, sudden, or distressing. Constant danger, combined with his complete trust in his own strength and intelligence, had made him indifferent to fear, and the wild, unstable life he led had dulled, though not eliminated, his feelings for others. And it was important to remember that I had very recently witnessed his followers committing a brutal slaughter of an unarmed and pleading individual.

Yet such was the state of my mind, that I welcomed the company of the outlaw leader as a relief to my own overstrained and painful thoughts; and was not without hopes that through his means I might obtain some clew of guidance through the maze in which my fate had involved me. I therefore answered his greeting cordially, and congratulated him on his late escape in circumstances when escape seemed impossible.

Yet my mind was in such a state that I welcomed the company of the outlaw leader as a relief from my own overwhelmed and painful thoughts; I also hoped that he could provide me with some clue to help navigate the tangled situation my fate had trapped me in. So, I responded to his greeting warmly and congratulated him on his recent escape when it seemed impossible to get away.

“Ay,” he replied, “there is as much between the craig and the woodie* as there is between the cup and the lip. But my peril was less than you may think, being a stranger to this country.

“Ay,” he replied, “there’s as much distance between the cliff and the tree as there is between the cup and the lip. But my danger was less than you might think, since I’m a stranger in this country.”

* i.e. The throat and the withy. Twigs of willow, such as bind faggots, were often used for halters in Scotland and Ireland, being a sage economy of hemp.

* i.e. The throat and the willow branches. Twigs of willow, like those used for tying bundles, were often used as ropes in Scotland and Ireland, serving as a smart way to save on hemp.

Of those that were summoned to take me, and to keep me, and to retake me again, there was a moiety, as cousin Nicol Jarvie calls it, that had nae will that I suld be either taen, or keepit fast, or retaen; and of tother moiety, there was as half was feared to stir me; and so I had only like the fourth part of fifty or sixty men to deal withal.”

Of those who were called to take me, keep me, and catch me again, there was a group, as cousin Nicol Jarvie puts it, that didn't want me to be taken, held tight, or recaptured; and of the other group, half were too scared to touch me; so I basically had about a quarter of fifty or sixty men to handle.

“And enough, too, I should think,” replied I.

"And that should be enough, I think," I replied.

“I dinna ken that,” said he; “but I ken, that turn every ill-willer that I had amang them out upon the green before the Clachan of Aberfoil, I wad find them play with broadsword and target, one down and another come on.”

“I don’t know that,” he said; “but I know that if I gathered every enemy I had among them out on the green before the Clachan of Aberfoil, I would find them playing with broadsword and shield, one going down and another coming on.”

He now inquired into my adventures since we entered his country, and laughed heartily at my account of the battle we had in the inn, and at the exploits of the Bailie with the red-hot poker.

He asked about my experiences since we arrived in his country and laughed loudly at my story of the fight we had at the inn, as well as the Bailie’s antics with the red-hot poker.

“Let Glasgow Flourish!” he exclaimed. “The curse of Cromwell on me, if I wad hae wished better sport than to see cousin Nicol Jarvie singe Iverach's plaid, like a sheep's head between a pair of tongs. But my cousin Jarvie,” he added, more gravely, “has some gentleman's bluid in his veins, although he has been unhappily bred up to a peaceful and mechanical craft, which could not but blunt any pretty man's spirit.—Ye may estimate the reason why I could not receive you at the Clachan of Aberfoil as I purposed. They had made a fine hosenet for me when I was absent twa or three days at Glasgow, upon the king's business—But I think I broke up the league about their lugs—they'll no be able to hound one clan against another as they hae dune. I hope soon to see the day when a' Hielandmen will stand shouther to shouther. But what chanced next?”

“Let Glasgow Flourish!” he shouted. “I swear, I wouldn't have wished for better entertainment than watching cousin Nicol Jarvie roast Iverach's plaid like a sheep's head in a pair of tongs. But my cousin Jarvie,” he added more seriously, “has some noble blood in him, even though he’s unfortunately been raised to a peaceful and mechanical trade, which can dull the spirit of any decent man. You can understand why I couldn’t meet you at the Clachan of Aberfoil as I had planned. They had prepared a nice welcome for me while I was away for a couple of days in Glasgow on the king’s business—But I think I disrupted their plans—they won’t be able to pit one clan against another like they did before. I hope to see the day when all Highlanders will stand shoulder to shoulder. But what happened next?”

I gave him an account of the arrival of Captain Thornton and his party, and the arrest of the Bailie and myself under pretext of our being suspicious persons; and upon his more special inquiry, I recollected the officer had mentioned that, besides my name sounding suspicious in his ears, he had orders to secure an old and young person, resembling our description. This again moved the outlaw's risibility.

I told him about Captain Thornton and his group arriving, and how the Bailie and I got arrested on the grounds that we looked suspicious. When he asked for more details, I remembered the officer mentioning that, besides my name seeming suspicious to him, he had orders to detain an older person and a younger person who matched our description. This once again made the outlaw laugh.

“As man lives by bread,” he said, “the buzzards have mistaen my friend the Bailie for his Excellency, and you for Diana Vernon—O, the most egregious night-howlets!”

“As people live by bread,” he said, “the buzzards have mistaken my friend the Bailie for his Excellency, and you for Diana Vernon—Oh, the most ridiculous night owls!”

“Miss Vernon?” said I, with hesitation, and trembling for the answer—“Does she still bear that name? She passed but now, along with a gentleman who seemed to use a style of authority.”

“Miss Vernon?” I said, hesitantly, my heart racing for the response—“Does she still go by that name? She just passed by with a gentleman who seemed to carry himself with authority.”

“Ay, ay,” answered Rob, “she's under lawfu' authority now; and full time, for she was a daft hempie—But she's a mettle quean. It's a pity his Excellency is a thought eldern. The like o' yourself, or my son Hamish, wad be mair sortable in point of years.”

“Ay, ay,” replied Rob, “she's under legal authority now; and it's about time, because she was a crazy girl—But she's a tough one. It's a shame his Excellency is a bit older. Someone like you, or my son Hamish, would be more suitable in terms of age.”

Here, then, was a complete downfall of those castles of cards which my fancy had, in despite of my reason, so often amused herself with building. Although in truth I had scarcely anything else to expect, since I could not suppose that Diana could be travelling in such a country, at such an hour, with any but one who had a legal title to protect her, I did not feel the blow less severely when it came; and MacGregor's voice, urging me to pursue my story, sounded in my ears without conveying any exact import to my mind.

Here was the complete collapse of those imaginary castles I had built, despite my better judgment. Even though I should have known better, since I couldn't imagine Diana traveling through such an area at this hour with anyone but someone legally obligated to protect her, the impact still hit me hard when it happened. MacGregor's voice, urging me to continue my story, echoed in my mind but didn’t really register clearly.

“You are ill,” he said at length, after he had spoken twice without receiving an answer; “this day's wark has been ower muckle for ane doubtless unused to sic things.”

“You're sick,” he finally said after he had spoken twice without getting a response; “today's work has been too much for someone clearly not used to this kind of thing.”

The tone of kindness in which this was spoken, recalling me to myself, and to the necessities of my situation, I continued my narrative as well as I could. Rob Roy expressed great exultation at the successful skirmish in the pass.

The kind way this was said brought me back to my senses and reminded me of my situation, so I continued my story as best as I could. Rob Roy was really excited about the successful skirmish in the pass.

“They say,” he observed, “that king's chaff is better than other folk's corn; but I think that canna be said o' king's soldiers, if they let themselves be beaten wi' a wheen auld carles that are past fighting, and bairns that are no come till't, and wives wi' their rocks and distaffs, the very wally-draigles o' the countryside. And Dougal Gregor, too—wha wad hae thought there had been as muckle sense in his tatty-pow, that ne'er had a better covering than his ain shaggy hassock of hair!—But say away—though I dread what's to come neist—for my Helen's an incarnate devil when her bluid's up—puir thing, she has ower muckle reason.”

“They say,” he noted, “that a king's leftovers are better than other people's harvest; but I don't think you can say that about a king's soldiers if they let themselves be defeated by a bunch of old men who are past their prime, and kids who aren't even old enough to fight, and wives with their spinning wheels, the absolute runts of the countryside. And Dougal Gregor, too—who would have thought there was any sense in his thick head, which never had anything better covering it than his own shaggy mop of hair!—But enough of that—though I dread what's coming next—because my Helen's a real firecracker when she's riled up—poor thing, she has too much reason.”

I observed as much delicacy as I could in communicating to him the usage we had received, but I obviously saw the detail gave him great pain.

I tried to communicate to him the information we had received as gently as possible, but it was clear that hearing the details really upset him.

“I wad rather than a thousand merks,” he said, “that I had been at hame! To misguide strangers, and forbye a', my ain natural cousin, that had showed me sic kindness—I wad rather they had burned half the Lennox in their folly! But this comes o' trusting women and their bairns, that have neither measure nor reason in their dealings. However, it's a' owing to that dog of a gauger, wha betrayed me by pretending a message from your cousin Rashleigh, to meet him on the king's affairs, whilk I thought was very like to be anent Garschattachin and a party of the Lennox declaring themselves for King James. Faith! but I ken'd I was clean beguiled when I heard the Duke was there; and when they strapped the horse-girth ower my arms, I might hae judged what was biding me; for I ken'd your kinsman, being, wi' pardon, a slippery loon himself, is prone to employ those of his ain kidney—I wish he mayna hae been at the bottom o' the ploy himsell—I thought the chield Morris looked devilish queer when I determined he should remain a wad, or hostage, for my safe back-coming. But I am come back, nae thanks to him, or them that employed him; and the question is, how the collector loon is to win back himsell—I promise him it will not be without a ransom.”

“I would give a thousand merks to be at home!” he said. “To mislead strangers, and besides that, my own natural cousin, who showed me such kindness—I wish they had burned half the Lennox in their foolishness! But this is what happens when you trust women and their children, who have no sense or reason in their actions. However, it’s all because of that dog of a tax collector, who betrayed me by pretending to have a message from your cousin Rashleigh to meet him on the king's business, which I thought was likely about Garschattachin and a group from the Lennox declaring for King James. Honestly! I knew I was completely fooled when I heard the Duke was there; and when they strapped the horse-girth over my arms, I should have guessed what was coming for me. I know your kinsman, who, with all due respect, is a slippery guy himself, tends to use those of his own kind—I just hope he wasn’t behind the whole scheme himself. I thought the fellow Morris looked pretty suspicious when I decided he should stay as a pledge, or hostage, for my safe return. But I *have* come back, no thanks to him, or to those who sent him; and the question is, how the collector is going to get himself back—I promise him it won’t be without a ransom.”

“Morris,” said I, “has already paid the last ransom which mortal man can owe.”

“Morris,” I said, “has already paid the last ransom that any human can owe.”

“Eh! What?” exclaimed my companion hastily; “what d'ye say? I trust it was in the skirmish he was killed?”

“Eh! What?” my companion exclaimed quickly. “What do you mean? I hope he was killed in the skirmish?”

“He was slain in cold blood after the fight was over, Mr. Campbell.”

“He was killed in cold blood after the fight was over, Mr. Campbell.”

“Cold blood?—Damnation!” he said, muttering betwixt his teeth—“How fell that, sir? Speak out, sir, and do not Maister or Campbell me—my foot is on my native heath, and my name is MacGregor!”

“Cold blood?—Damnation!” he said, muttering between his teeth—“How can that be, sir? Speak up, sir, and don’t bother with ‘Master’ or ‘Campbell’—I’m on my home ground, and my name is MacGregor!”

His passions were obviously irritated; but without noticing the rudeness of his tone, I gave him a short and distinct account of the death of Morris. He struck the butt of his gun with great vehemence against the ground, and broke out—“I vow to God, such a deed might make one forswear kin, clan, country, wife, and bairns! And yet the villain wrought long for it. And what is the difference between warsling below the water wi' a stane about your neck, and wavering in the wind wi' a tether round it?—it's but choking after a', and he drees the doom he ettled for me. I could have wished, though, they had rather putten a ball through him, or a dirk; for the fashion of removing him will give rise to mony idle clavers—But every wight has his weird, and we maun a' dee when our day comes—And naebody will deny that Helen MacGregor has deep wrongs to avenge.”

His emotions were clearly riled up, but without acknowledging the rudeness in his voice, I gave him a brief and clear account of Morris's death. He slammed the butt of his gun forcefully against the ground and exclaimed, “I swear to God, such an act could make someone renounce family, clan, country, wife, and children! And yet the scoundrel worked long for it. What’s the difference between struggling underwater with a stone around your neck and swaying in the wind with a rope tied to it? It’s just choking after all, and he’s getting the fate he intended for me. I would have preferred if they had just shot him or stabbed him; the way they got rid of him will lead to a lot of pointless gossip—But everyone has their destiny, and we all must die when our time comes—And no one can deny that Helen MacGregor has serious wrongs to settle.”

So saying, he seemed to dismiss the theme altogether from his mind, and proceeded to inquire how I got free from the party in whose hands he had seen me.

So saying, he seemed to completely dismiss the topic from his mind and then asked how I managed to break away from the group he had seen me with.

My story was soon told; and I added the episode of my having recovered the papers of my father, though I dared not trust my voice to name the name of Diana.

My story didn’t take long to share; and I included the part about finding my father’s papers, even though I couldn’t bring myself to say Diana’s name.

“I was sure ye wad get them,” said MacGregor;—“the letter ye brought me contained his Excellency's pleasure to that effect and nae doubt it was my will to have aided in it. And I asked ye up into this glen on the very errand. But it's like his Excellency has foregathered wi' Rashleigh sooner than I expected.”

“I was sure you would get them,” said MacGregor;—“the letter you brought me had his Excellency's pleasure regarding that, and I certainly intended to help with it. And I invited you up to this glen for that very reason. But it seems his Excellency has met with Rashleigh sooner than I anticipated.”

The first part of this answer was what most forcibly struck me.

The first part of this answer really stood out to me.

“Was the letter I brought you, then, from this person you call his Excellency? Who is he? and what is his rank and proper name?”

“Was the letter I brought you from this person you call his Excellency? Who is he, and what is his rank and real name?”

“I am thinking,” said MacGregor, “that since ye dinna ken them already they canna be o' muckle consequence to you, and sae I shall say naething on that score. But weel I wot the letter was frae his ain hand, or, having a sort of business of my ain on my hands, being, as ye weel may see, just as much as I can fairly manage, I canna say I would hae fashed mysell sae muckle about the matter.”

“I’m thinking,” said MacGregor, “that since you don’t know them already, they can’t be of much importance to you, so I won’t say anything about it. But I know the letter was from his own hand, or since I have my own business to deal with, being, as you can see, just as much as I can fairly handle, I can’t say I would have worried so much about it.”

I now recollected the lights seen in the library—the various circumstances which had excited my jealousy—the glove—the agitation of the tapestry which covered the secret passage from Rashleigh's apartment; and, above all, I recollected that Diana retired in order to write, as I then thought, the billet to which I was to have recourse in case of the last necessity. Her hours, then, were not spent in solitude, but in listening to the addresses of some desperate agent of Jacobitical treason, who was a secret resident within the mansion of her uncle! Other young women have sold themselves for gold, or suffered themselves to be seduced from their first love from vanity; but Diana had sacrificed my affections and her own to partake the fortunes of some desperate adventurer—to seek the haunts of freebooters through midnight deserts, with no better hopes of rank or fortune than that mimicry of both which the mock court of the Stuarts at St. Germains had in their power to bestow.

I now remembered the lights I saw in the library—the different things that had made me jealous—the glove—the way the tapestry covering the secret passage from Rashleigh's room shifted; and, more than anything, I recalled that Diana had gone to write what I thought would be the note I could use in case of an emergency. So, her time wasn't spent alone, but rather listening to some desperate agent of Jacobite treason who was secretly living in her uncle's mansion! Other young women have sold themselves for money or let themselves be swayed away from their first loves for pride; but Diana had sacrificed my feelings and her own to share the fate of some reckless adventurer—to roam the hideouts of outlaws through midnight wastelands, with no better hopes for status or wealth than the false promises of rank and riches that the mock court of the Stuarts at St. Germains could offer.

“I will see her,” I said internally, “if it be possible, once more. I will argue with her as a friend—as a kinsman—on the risk she is incurring, and I will facilitate her retreat to France, where she may, with more comfort and propriety, as well as safety, abide the issue of the turmoils which the political trepanner, to whom she has united her fate, is doubtless busied in putting into motion.”

“I'll see her,” I thought to myself, “if it's possible, just one more time. I'll talk to her as a friend—as a family member—about the danger she’s facing, and I’ll help her get back to France, where she can wait out the chaos that the political schemer she’s tied her future to is surely working to create, with more comfort, decency, and safety.”

“I conclude, then,” I said to MacGregor, after about five minutes' silence on both sides, “that his Excellency, since you give me no other name for him, was residing in Osbaldistone Hall at the same time with myself?”

“I conclude, then,” I said to MacGregor, after about five minutes of silence on both sides, “that his Excellency, since you give me no other name for him, was living in Osbaldistone Hall at the same time as I was?”

“To be sure—to be sure—and in the young lady's apartment, as best reason was.” This gratuitous information was adding gall to bitterness. “But few,” added MacGregor, “ken'd he was derned there, save Rashleigh and Sir Hildebrand; for you were out o' the question; and the young lads haena wit eneugh to ca' the cat frae the cream—But it's a bra' auld-fashioned house, and what I specially admire is the abundance o' holes and bores and concealments—ye could put twenty or thirty men in ae corner, and a family might live a week without finding them out—whilk, nae doubt, may on occasion be a special convenience. I wish we had the like o' Osbaldistone Hall on the braes o' Craig-Royston—But we maun gar woods and caves serve the like o' us puir Hieland bodies.”

“To be sure—to be sure—and in the young lady's apartment, as was the best reason.” This unnecessary detail was just adding to the bitterness. “But few,” MacGregor added, “knew he was stuck there, except for Rashleigh and Sir Hildebrand; because you were out of the question; and the young lads don’t have enough sense to figure things out—But it’s a great old-fashioned house, and what I especially admire is the many hidden spots and secrets— you could hide twenty or thirty men in one corner, and a family could live there for a week without realizing it—which can definitely be a handy convenience at times. I wish we had something like Osbaldistone Hall on the hills of Craig-Royston—but we have to make do with woods and caves, like us poor Highland folks.”

“I suppose his Excellency,” said I, “was privy to the first accident which befell”—

“I guess his Excellency,” I said, “was aware of the first accident that happened—”

I could not help hesitating a moment.

I couldn't help but pause for a moment.

“Ye were going to say Morris,” said Rob Roy coolly, for he was too much accustomed to deeds of violence for the agitation he had at first expressed to be of long continuance. “I used to laugh heartily at that reik; but I'll hardly hae the heart to do't again, since the ill-far'd accident at the Loch. Na, na—his Excellency ken'd nought o' that ploy—it was a' managed atween Rashleigh and mysell. But the sport that came after—and Rashleigh's shift o' turning the suspicion aff himself upon you, that he had nae grit favour to frae the beginning—and then Miss Die, she maun hae us sweep up a' our spiders' webs again, and set you out o' the Justice's claws—and then the frightened craven Morris, that was scared out o' his seven senses by seeing the real man when he was charging the innocent stranger—and the gowk of a clerk—and the drunken carle of a justice—Ohon! ohon!—mony a laugh that job's gien me—and now, a' that I can do for the puir devil is to get some messes said for his soul.”

"You were going to say Morris," said Rob Roy calmly, as he was too used to violence for the initial agitation he had shown to last long. "I used to laugh hard at that situation, but I can hardly find it in me to do it again since the unfortunate accident at the Loch. No, no—his Excellency knew nothing about that scheme—it was all handled between Rashleigh and me. But the fun that came afterward—and Rashleigh's trick of shifting the blame off himself onto you, when he had no real favor from the start—and then Miss Die insisting we tidy up all our messes again and get you out of the Justice's grasp—and then the terrified coward Morris, who was completely rattled by seeing the real man when he was confronting the innocent stranger—and the fool of a clerk—and the drunken old justice—Oh dear! Oh dear!—I've gotten many laughs from that job—and now, all I can do for the poor guy is to say some prayers for his soul."

“May I ask,” said I, “how Miss Vernon came to have so much influence over Rashleigh and his accomplices as to derange your projected plan?”

“Can I ask,” I said, “how Miss Vernon ended up having so much influence over Rashleigh and his partners in crime that it messed up your planned project?”

“Mine! it was none of mine. No man can say I ever laid my burden on other folk's shoulders—it was a' Rashleigh's doings. But, undoubtedly, she had great influence wi' us baith on account of his Excellency's affection, as weel as that she ken'd far ower mony secrets to be lightlied in a matter o' that kind.—Deil tak him,” he ejaculated, by way of summing up, “that gies women either secret to keep or power to abuse—fules shouldna hae chapping-sticks.”

“Mine! It wasn’t my doing. No one can say I ever put my burden on other people's shoulders—it was all Rashleigh’s doing. But, without a doubt, she had a lot of influence over both of us because of his Excellency’s affection, as well as the fact that she knew way too many secrets to take lightly in such matters. —Damn him,” he exclaimed, wrapping it up, “for giving women either secrets to keep or power to misuse—fools shouldn’t have hammers.”

We were now within a quarter of a mile from the village, when three Highlanders, springing upon us with presented arms, commanded us to stand and tell our business. The single word Gregaragh, in the deep and commanding voice of my companion, was answered by a shout, or rather yell, of joyful recognition. One, throwing down his firelock, clasped his leader so fast round the knees, that he was unable to extricate himself, muttering, at the same time, a torrent of Gaelic gratulation, which every now and then rose into a sort of scream of gladness. The two others, after the first howling was over, set off literally with the speed of deers, contending which should first carry to the village, which a strong party of the MacGregors now occupied, the joyful news of Rob Roy's escape and return. The intelligence excited such shouts of jubilation, that the very hills rung again, and young and old, men, women, and children, without distinction of sex or age, came running down the vale to meet us, with all the tumultuous speed and clamour of a mountain torrent. When I heard the rushing noise and yells of this joyful multitude approach us, I thought it a fitting precaution to remind MacGregor that I was a stranger, and under his protection. He accordingly held me fast by the hand, while the assemblage crowded around him with such shouts of devoted attachment, and joy at his return, as were really affecting; nor did he extend to his followers what all eagerly sought, the grasp, namely, of his hand, until he had made them understand that I was to be kindly and carefully used.

We were now about a quarter of a mile from the village when three Highlanders jumped out at us with their weapons drawn and told us to stand and explain our business. My companion’s deep and commanding voice simply saying “Gregaragh” was met with a loud shout of joyful recognition. One of them dropped his gun and hugged his leader so tightly around the knees that he couldn’t get free, mumbling a stream of Gaelic congratulations that occasionally burst into a scream of happiness. The other two, once the initial shouting was done, took off like deer, racing to the village, which was now occupied by a large group of MacGregors, to share the exciting news of Rob Roy’s escape and return. The news sparked such cheers of celebration that the hills echoed with sound, and young and old, men, women, and children, came rushing down the valley to greet us with all the wild energy and noise of a mountain torrent. Hearing the approaching sounds and cries of this joyful crowd, I thought it was wise to remind MacGregor that I was a stranger and under his protection. He held my hand tightly as the crowd gathered around him with shouts of devotion and joy at his return, which was genuinely moving; he didn’t offer his hand to the eager followers until he made sure they understood I was to be treated kindly and with care.

The mandate of the Sultan of Delhi could not have been more promptly obeyed. Indeed, I now sustained nearly as much inconvenience from their well-meant attentions as formerly from their rudeness. They would hardly allow the friend of their leader to walk upon his own legs, so earnest were they in affording me support and assistance upon the way; and at length, taking advantage of a slight stumble which I made over a stone, which the press did not permit me to avoid, they fairly seized upon me, and bore me in their arms in triumph towards Mrs. MacAlpine's.

The command of the Sultan of Delhi couldn't have been followed more quickly. In fact, I was now experiencing almost as much inconvenience from their well-meaning efforts as I had before from their rudeness. They hardly let the friend of their leader walk on his own legs, so eager were they to offer me support and help along the way; and eventually, seizing on a small stumble I made over a stone that the crowd didn't let me avoid, they literally picked me up and carried me triumphantly toward Mrs. MacAlpine's.

On arrival before her hospitable wigwam, I found power and popularity had its inconveniences in the Highlands, as everywhere else; for, before MacGregor could be permitted to enter the house where he was to obtain rest and refreshment, he was obliged to relate the story of his escape at least a dozen times over, as I was told by an officious old man, who chose to translate it at least as often for my edification, and to whom I was in policy obliged to seem to pay a decent degree of attention. The audience being at length satisfied, group after group departed to take their bed upon the heath, or in the neighbouring huts, some cursing the Duke and Garschattachin, some lamenting the probable danger of Ewan of Brigglands, incurred by his friendship to MacGregor, but all agreeing that the escape of Rob Roy himself lost nothing in comparison with the exploit of any one of their chiefs since the days of Dougal Ciar, the founder of his line.

When I arrived at her welcoming hut, I realized that having power and popularity came with its drawbacks in the Highlands, just like anywhere else. Before MacGregor could enter the house for much-needed rest and refreshments, he had to recount the story of his escape at least a dozen times. An eager old man took it upon himself to translate the tale for my benefit, repeating it just as many times. I had to pretend to pay a respectable amount of attention to him for the sake of politeness. Once the audience was satisfied, one group after another left to find their beds on the heath or in nearby huts. Some cursed the Duke and Garschattachin, while others worried about the potential danger Ewan of Brigglands faced due to his friendship with MacGregor. However, they all agreed that Rob Roy's escape was just as impressive, if not more so, than any of their chiefs' feats since the days of Dougal Ciar, the founder of his line.

The friendly outlaw, now taking me by the arm, conducted me into the interior of the hut. My eyes roved round its smoky recesses in quest of Diana and her companion; but they were nowhere to be seen, and I felt as if to make inquiries might betray some secret motives, which were best concealed. The only known countenance upon which my eyes rested was that of the Bailie, who, seated on a stool by the fireside, received with a sort of reserved dignity, the welcomes of Rob Roy, the apologies which he made for his indifferent accommodation, and his inquiries after his health.

The friendly outlaw, now taking me by the arm, led me into the hut. I looked around its smoky corners, searching for Diana and her companion; but they were nowhere to be found. I felt that asking about them might reveal some hidden motives that were better kept secret. The only familiar face I saw was the Bailie, who, sitting on a stool by the fire, accepted Rob Roy's greetings, his apologies for the inadequate accommodations, and his inquiries about his health with a kind of reserved dignity.

“I am pretty weel, kinsman,” said the Bailie—“indifferent weel, I thank ye; and for accommodations, ane canna expect to carry about the Saut Market at his tail, as a snail does his caup;—and I am blythe that ye hae gotten out o' the hands o' your unfreends.”

“I’m doing pretty well, cousin,” said the Bailie. “Not bad, thanks for asking; and when it comes to accommodations, one can’t expect to carry around the Salt Market like a snail does its shell;—and I’m glad that you’ve managed to get away from your enemies.”

“Weel, weel, then,” answered Roy, “what is't ails ye, man—a's weel that ends weel!—the warld will last our day—Come, take a cup o' brandy—your father the deacon could take ane at an orra time.”

"Weell, weell, then," Roy replied, "what's bothering you, man—a's well that ends well!—the world will last our day—Come, have a glass of brandy—your father the deacon could have one at any time."

“It might be he might do sae, Robin, after fatigue—whilk has been my lot mair ways than ane this day. But,” he continued, slowly filling up a little wooden stoup which might hold about three glasses, “he was a moderate man of his bicker, as I am mysell—Here's wussing health to ye, Robin” (a sip), “and your weelfare here and hereafter” (another taste), “and also to my cousin Helen—and to your twa hopefu' lads, of whom mair anon.”

“It might be that he will do that, Robin, after getting tired—which has been my experience in more ways than one today. But,” he continued, slowly filling up a small wooden cup that could hold about three glasses, “he was a reasonable man about his drink, just like I am myself—Here’s to your health, Robin” (a sip), “and your well-being now and in the future” (another taste), “and also to my cousin Helen—and to your two hopeful boys, more on that later.”

So saying, he drank up the contents of the cup with great gravity and deliberation, while MacGregor winked aside to me, as if in ridicule of the air of wisdom and superior authority which the Bailie assumed towards him in their intercourse, and which he exercised when Rob was at the head of his armed clan, in full as great, or a greater degree, than when he was at the Bailie's mercy in the Tolbooth of Glasgow. It seemed to me, that MacGregor wished me, as a stranger, to understand, that if he submitted to the tone which his kinsman assumed, it was partly out of deference to the rights of hospitality, but still more for the jest's sake.

With that, he drank the contents of the cup with serious intent, while MacGregor winked at me, as if mocking the wise and authoritative manner the Bailie took with him during their conversation. This tone was just as strong, if not stronger, when Rob was leading his armed clan than when he was at the Bailie's mercy in the Tolbooth of Glasgow. It seemed to me that MacGregor wanted me, as a newcomer, to realize that his compliance with his relative's attitude was partly out of respect for hospitality, but mostly for the sake of the joke.

As the Bailie set down his cup he recognised me, and giving me a cordial welcome on my return, he waived farther communication with me for the present.—“I will speak to your matters anon; I maun begin, as in reason, wi' those of my kinsman.—I presume, Robin, there's naebody here will carry aught o' what I am gaun to say, to the town-council or elsewhere, to my prejudice or to yours?”

As the Bailie put down his cup, he noticed me and gave me a warm welcome upon my return, but he decided not to discuss anything further with me for now. “I’ll talk about your issues later; I have to start, as I should, with those of my relative. I assume, Robin, that no one here will share what I’m about to say with the town council or anyone else, to harm either of us?”

“Make yourself easy on that head, cousin Nicol,” answered MacGregor; “the tae half o' the gillies winna ken what ye say, and the tother winna care—besides that, I wad stow the tongue out o' the head o' any o' them that suld presume to say ower again ony speech held wi' me in their presence.”

“Take it easy on that topic, cousin Nicol,” MacGregor replied; “half of the guys won’t understand what you’re saying, and the other half won’t care—besides, I would shut up anyone who thinks they can repeat anything said to me in front of them.”

“Aweel, cousin, sic being the case, and Mr. Osbaldistone here being a prudent youth, and a safe friend—I'se plainly tell ye, ye are breeding up your family to gang an ill gate.” Then, clearing his voice with a preliminary hem, he addressed his kinsman, checking, as Malvolio proposed to do when seated in his state, his familiar smile with an austere regard of control.—“Ye ken yourself ye haud light by the law—and for my cousin Helen, forbye that her reception o' me this blessed day—whilk I excuse on account of perturbation of mind, was muckle on the north side o' friendly, I say (outputting this personal reason of complaint) I hae that to say o' your wife”—

“Well, cousin, since that’s the case, and Mr. Osbaldistone here is a sensible young man and a trustworthy friend—I’ll be frank with you, you’re raising your family to go down a bad path.” Then, clearing his throat with a deliberate cough, he turned to his relative, suppressing, as Malvolio intended to do during his authoritative moment, his friendly smile with a serious look of authority. “You know you’re not following the law—and as for my cousin Helen, aside from her reception of me today—which I can overlook because of her troubled state of mind, was far from friendly, I must say (voicing this personal complaint) I have something to say about your wife—

“Say nothing of her, kinsman,” said Rob, in a grave and stern tone, “but what is befitting a friend to say, and her husband to hear. Of me you are welcome to say your full pleasure.”

“Say nothing about her, relative,” Rob said seriously, “except what’s appropriate for a friend to say and a husband to hear. You’re free to say whatever you like about me.”

“Aweel, aweel,” said the Bailie, somewhat disconcerted, “we'se let that be a pass-over—I dinna approve of making mischief in families. But here are your twa sons, Hamish and Robin, whilk signifies, as I'm gien to understand, James and Robert—I trust ye will call them sae in future—there comes nae gude o' Hamishes, and Eachines, and Angusses, except that they're the names ane aye chances to see in the indictments at the Western Circuits for cow-lifting, at the instance of his majesty's advocate for his majesty's interest. Aweel, but the twa lads, as I was saying, they haena sae muckle as the ordinar grunds, man, of liberal education—they dinna ken the very multiplication table itself, whilk is the root of a' usefu' knowledge, and they did naething but laugh and fleer at me when I tauld them my mind on their ignorance—It's my belief they can neither read, write, nor cipher, if sic a thing could be believed o' ane's ain connections in a Christian land.”

"Well, well," said the Bailie, somewhat taken aback, "let's just move past that—I don’t approve of stirring up trouble in families. But here are your two sons, Hamish and Robin, which I understand represent James and Robert—I trust you will call them that from now on—there’s no good that comes from names like Hamish, Eachine, or Angus, except that you often find them in the indictments at the Western Circuits for cattle theft, at the behest of the king's advocate for the king's interests. Well, as I was saying, these two boys, they don’t have the basic foundations of a decent education—they don’t even know the multiplication table, which is the basis of all useful knowledge, and they just laughed and mocked me when I shared my thoughts on their ignorance—Honestly, I believe they can neither read, write, nor do simple math, if you can believe that of one’s own family in a Christian country."

“If they could, kinsman,” said MacGregor, with great indifference, “their learning must have come o' free will, for whar the deil was I to get them a teacher?—wad ye hae had me put on the gate o' your Divinity Hall at Glasgow College, 'Wanted, a tutor for Rob Roy's bairns?'”

“If they could, cousin,” said MacGregor, with great indifference, “their education must have come from their own choice, because where the devil was I supposed to find them a teacher?—would you have had me put up a sign at your Divinity Hall at Glasgow College, ‘Wanted: a tutor for Rob Roy’s children?’”

“Na, kinsman,” replied Mr. Jarvie, “but ye might hae sent the lads whar they could hae learned the fear o' God, and the usages of civilised creatures. They are as ignorant as the kyloes ye used to drive to market, or the very English churls that ye sauld them to, and can do naething whatever to purpose.”

“Not at all, cousin,” replied Mr. Jarvie, “but you could have sent the boys where they could have learned the fear of God and the behaviors of civilized people. They are as clueless as the cattle you used to drive to market, or the very English peasants you sold them to, and can’t do anything at all with purpose.”

“Umph!” answered Rob; “Hamish can bring doun a black-cock when he's on the wing wi' a single bullet, and Rob can drive a dirk through a twa-inch board.”

“Umph!” replied Rob; “Hamish can take down a black cock when he's flying with a single bullet, and I can stab a dagger through a two-inch board.”

“Sae muckle the waur for them, cousin!—sae muckle the waur for them baith!” answered the Glasgow merchant in a tone of great decision; “an they ken naething better than that, they had better no ken that neither. Tell me yourself, Rob, what has a' this cutting, and stabbing, and shooting, and driving of dirks, whether through human flesh or fir deals, dune for yourself?—and werena ye a happier man at the tail o' your nowte-bestial, when ye were in an honest calling, than ever ye hae been since, at the head o' your Hieland kernes and gally-glasses?”

“So much the worse for them, cousin!—so much the worse for both of them!” replied the Glasgow merchant with great determination; “and if they don't know anything better than that, then they’re better off not knowing it at all. Tell me, Rob, what’s all this cutting, stabbing, shooting, and throwing of daggers—whether through human flesh or timber—done for you? Were you not a happier man at the end of your cattle, when you were doing honest work, than you’ve ever been since, leading your Highland men and boats?”

I observed that MacGregor, while his well-meaning kinsman spoke to him in this manner, turned and writhed his body like a man who indeed suffers pain, but is determined no groan shall escape his lips; and I longed for an opportunity to interrupt the well-meant, but, as it was obvious to me, quite mistaken strain, in which Jarvie addressed this extraordinary person. The dialogue, however, came to an end without my interference.

I noticed that MacGregor, while his well-meaning relative spoke to him like this, twisted and turned his body like someone in real pain, but who was determined not to let any sound out; and I really wanted a chance to break in on the good intentions, but what was obviously, in my opinion, a misguided approach that Jarvie took with this unusual person. However, the conversation wrapped up without me stepping in.

“And sae,” said the Bailie, “I hae been thinking, Rob, that as it may be ye are ower deep in the black book to win a pardon, and ower auld to mend yourself, that it wad be a pity to bring up twa hopefu' lads to sic a godless trade as your ain, and I wad blythely tak them for prentices at the loom, as I began mysell, and my father the deacon afore me, though, praise to the Giver, I only trade now as wholesale dealer—And—and”—

“And so,” said the Bailie, “I’ve been thinking, Rob, that since you might be too deep in trouble to get a pardon, and too old to change your ways, it would be a shame to raise two promising boys to such a godless profession as yours. I would gladly take them on as apprentices at the loom, just like I started out, and my father the deacon before me, though, thank the Giver, I only deal in wholesale now—And—and”—

He saw a storm gathering on Rob's brow, which probably induced him to throw in, as a sweetener of an obnoxious proposition, what he had reserved to crown his own generosity, had it been embraced as an acceptable one;—“and Robin, lad, ye needna look sae glum, for I'll pay the prentice-fee, and never plague ye for the thousand merks neither.”

He noticed a storm brewing on Rob's face, which likely prompted him to add, as a way to soften an annoying suggestion, what he had set aside to showcase his own generosity, if it had been received as a welcome idea;—“and Robin, buddy, you don’t need to look so miserable, because I’ll cover the apprentice fee, and I won’t bother you for the thousand merks either.”

Ceade millia diaoul, hundred thousand devils!” exclaimed Rob, rising and striding through the hut, “My sons weavers!—Millia molligheart!—but I wad see every loom in Glasgow, beam, traddles, and shuttles, burnt in hell-fire sooner!”

Ceade millia diaoul, a hundred thousand devils!” shouted Rob, getting up and walking around the hut, “My sons are weavers!—Millia molligheart!—but I would rather see every loom in Glasgow, beams, traddles, and shuttles, burned in hellfire first!”

With some difficulty I made the Bailie, who was preparing a reply, comprehend the risk and impropriety of pressing our host on this topic, and in a minute he recovered, or reassumed, his serenity of temper.

With some difficulty, I got the Bailie, who was getting ready to respond, to understand the risk and inappropriateness of pressing our host on this topic, and in a minute, he regained his calm demeanor.

“But ye mean weel—ye mean weel,” said he; “so gie me your hand, Nicol, and if ever I put my sons apprentice, I will gie you the refusal o' them. And, as you say, there's the thousand merks to be settled between us.— Here, Eachin MacAnaleister, bring me my sporran.”

“But you mean well—you mean well,” he said; “so give me your hand, Nicol, and if I ever take on apprentices for my sons, I’ll give you the first choice. And, as you mentioned, there’s the thousand merks to settle between us.—Here, Eachin MacAnaleister, bring me my sporran.”

The person he addressed, a tall, strong mountaineer, who seemed to act as MacGregor's lieutenant, brought from some place of safety a large leathern pouch, such as Highlanders of rank wear before them when in full dress, made of the skin of the sea-otter, richly garnished with silver ornaments and studs.

The person he spoke to, a tall, strong mountaineer who appeared to be MacGregor's right-hand man, brought from a secure location a large leather pouch, like those worn by high-ranking Highlanders in full dress. It was made from sea otter skin and was adorned with silver decorations and studs.

“I advise no man to attempt opening this sporran till he has my secret,” said Rob Roy; and then twisting one button in one direction, and another in another, pulling one stud upward, and pressing another downward, the mouth of the purse, which was bound with massive silver plate, opened and gave admittance to his hand. He made me remark, as if to break short the subject on which Bailie Jarvie had spoken, that a small steel pistol was concealed within the purse, the trigger of which was connected with the mounting, and made part of the machinery, so that the weapon would certainly be discharged, and in all probability its contents lodged in the person of any one, who, being unacquainted with the secret, should tamper with the lock which secured his treasure. “This,” said he touching the pistol—“this is the keeper of my privy purse.”

“I wouldn’t recommend anyone try to open this sporran until they know my secret,” said Rob Roy. Then he twisted one button one way and another button the opposite way, pulled one stud upward, and pressed another one down. The mouth of the purse, which was edged with heavy silver, opened and allowed his hand inside. He pointed out, almost to change the subject from what Bailie Jarvie had been talking about, that a small steel pistol was hidden inside the purse. The trigger was linked to the framework and formed part of the mechanism, so the weapon would definitely fire, and it was very likely that its bullet would hit anyone who didn’t know the secret and tried to mess with the lock that secured his treasure. “This,” he said, touching the pistol, “this is the guardian of my private purse.”

The simplicity of the contrivance to secure a furred pouch, which could have been ripped open without any attempt on the spring, reminded me of the verses in the Odyssey, where Ulysses, in a yet ruder age, is content to secure his property by casting a curious and involved complication of cordage around the sea-chest in which it was deposited.

The straightforward design of the device to secure a fur pouch, which could have been easily torn open without touching the latch, made me think of the lines in the Odyssey, where Ulysses, in a more primitive time, is satisfied with protecting his belongings by wrapping a complicated mess of ropes around the sea chest where they are kept.

The Bailie put on his spectacles to examine the mechanism, and when he had done, returned it with a smile and a sigh, observing—“Ah! Rob, had ither folk's purses been as weel guarded, I doubt if your sporran wad hae been as weel filled as it kythes to be by the weight.”

The Bailie put on his glasses to check the mechanism, and when he finished, he handed it back with a smile and a sigh, saying—“Ah! Rob, if other people's wallets had been as well protected, I doubt your pouch would be as full as it seems to be by the weight.”

“Never mind, kinsman,” said Rob, laughing; “it will aye open for a friend's necessity, or to pay a just due—and here,” he added, pulling out a rouleau of gold, “here is your ten hundred merks—count them, and see that you are full and justly paid.”

“Don’t worry about it, cousin,” Rob said, laughing. “It’ll always be available for a friend in need or to settle a fair debt—and here,” he added, pulling out a roll of gold, “here are your ten hundred merks—count them and make sure you’re paid in full and honestly.”

Mr. Jarvie took the money in silence, and weighing it in his hand for an instant, laid it on the table, and replied, “Rob, I canna tak it—I downa intromit with it—there can nae gude come o't—I hae seen ower weel the day what sort of a gate your gowd is made in—ill-got gear ne'er prospered; and, to be plain wi' you, I winna meddle wi't—it looks as there might be bluid on't.”

Mr. Jarvie took the money without saying a word, weighed it in his hand for a moment, then placed it on the table and said, “Rob, I can't take it—I shouldn’t get involved with it—nothing good will come of it—I’ve seen too clearly today what kind of way your gold is made—ill-gotten gains never prosper; and to be honest with you, I won't touch it—it seems like there might be blood on it.”

“Troutsho!” said the outlaw, affecting an indifference which perhaps he did not altogether feel; “it's gude French gowd, and ne'er was in Scotchman's pouch before mine. Look at them, man—they are a' louis-d'ors, bright and bonnie as the day they were coined.”

“Troutsho!” said the outlaw, trying to sound indifferent, although he may not have completely felt that way; “it's good French gold, and never was in a Scotsman's pocket before mine. Look at them, man—they're all louis d'or, shiny and beautiful just like the day they were minted.”

“The waur, the waur—just sae muckle the waur, Robin,” replied the Bailie, averting his eyes from the money, though, like Caesar on the Lupercal, his fingers seemed to itch for it—“Rebellion is waur than witchcraft, or robbery either; there's gospel warrant for't.”

“The worse, the worse—just so much the worse, Robin,” replied the Bailie, turning away from the money, though, like Caesar on the Lupercal, his fingers seemed to itch for it—“Rebellion is worse than witchcraft, or robbery for that matter; there's gospel proof for it.”

“Never mind the warrant, kinsman,” said the freebooter; “you come by the gowd honestly, and in payment of a just debt—it came from the one king, you may gie it to the other, if ye like; and it will just serve for a weakening of the enemy, and in the point where puir King James is weakest too, for, God knows, he has hands and hearts eneugh, but I doubt he wants the siller.”

“Don’t worry about the warrant, cousin,” said the pirate; “you got the gold honestly, and as payment for a rightful debt—it came from one king, so you can give it to the other if you want; and it’ll just help weaken the enemy, especially where poor King James is the most vulnerable, because, God knows, he has plenty of men and spirits, but I doubt he has the money.”

“He'll no get mony Hielanders then, Robin,” said Mr. Jarvie, as, again replacing his spectacles on his nose, he undid the rouleau, and began to count its contents.

“He won't get many Highlanders then, Robin,” said Mr. Jarvie, as he put his glasses back on his nose, undid the roll, and started counting its contents.

“Nor Lowlanders neither,” said MacGregor, arching his eyebrow, and, as he looked at me, directing a glance towards Mr. Jarvie, who, all unconscious of the ridicule, weighed each piece with habitual scrupulosity; and having told twice over the sum, which amounted to the discharge of his debt, principal and interest, he returned three pieces to buy his kinswoman a gown, as he expressed himself, and a brace more for the twa bairns, as he called them, requesting they might buy anything they liked with them except gunpowder. The Highlander stared at his kinsman's unexpected generosity, but courteously accepted his gift, which he deposited for the time in his well-secured pouch.

“Not Lowlanders either,” said MacGregor, raising his eyebrow, and, as he looked at me, he glanced toward Mr. Jarvie, who, completely unaware of the mockery, weighed each coin with his usual care. After counting the total twice, which covered his debt, principal and interest, he handed back three coins to buy his relative a dress, as he put it, and a couple more for the two kids, as he called them, asking them to get whatever they wanted with it, except for gunpowder. The Highlander was surprised by his relative's unexpected generosity but graciously accepted the gift, tucking it away for now in his securely fastened pouch.

The Bailie next produced the original bond for the debt, on the back of which he had written a formal discharge, which, having subscribed himself, he requested me to sign as a witness. I did so, and Bailie Jarvie was looking anxiously around for another, the Scottish law requiring the subscription of two witnesses to validate either a bond or acquittance. “You will hardly find a man that can write save ourselves within these three miles,” said Rob, “but I'll settle the matter as easily;” and, taking the paper from before his kinsman, he threw it in the fire. Bailie Jarvie stared in his turn, but his kinsman continued, “That's a Hieland settlement of accounts. The time might come, cousin, were I to keep a' these charges and discharges, that friends might be brought into trouble for having dealt with me.”

The Bailie then pulled out the original bond for the debt, and on the back of it, he had written a formal release, which he signed and asked me to sign as a witness. I did so, and Bailie Jarvie was looking around nervously for another witness, because Scottish law requires two signatures to validate a bond or release. “You’ll be hard-pressed to find anyone who can write around here in three miles,” Rob said, “but I’ll handle it easily;” and, taking the paper from in front of his relative, he threw it into the fire. Bailie Jarvie was taken aback, but his relative continued, “That’s a Highland way of settling accounts. There might come a time, cousin, when if I keep all these records of charges and releases, friends could get into trouble for having dealt with me.”

The Bailie attempted no reply to this argument, and our supper now appeared in a style of abundance, and even delicacy, which, for the place, might be considered as extraordinary. The greater part of the provisions were cold, intimating they had been prepared at some distance; and there were some bottles of good French wine to relish pasties of various sorts of game, as well as other dishes. I remarked that MacGregor, while doing the honours of the table with great and anxious hospitality, prayed us to excuse the circumstance that some particular dish or pasty had been infringed on before it was presented to us. “You must know,” said he to Mr. Jarvie, but without looking towards me, “you are not the only guests this night in the MacGregor's country, whilk, doubtless, ye will believe, since my wife and the twa lads would otherwise have been maist ready to attend you, as weel beseems them.”

The Bailie didn’t respond to this argument, and our dinner now appeared abundant and even refined, which was quite remarkable for the place. Most of the food was cold, suggesting it had been prepared somewhere else, and there were some bottles of good French wine to accompany various game dishes and other meals. I noticed that MacGregor, while graciously hosting us with great hospitality, asked us to overlook the fact that some specific dish or pastry had been touched before it was served to us. “You should know,” he said to Mr. Jarvie, although he didn’t look at me, “you’re not the only guests tonight in MacGregor's country, which I’m sure you’ll believe, since my wife and the two boys would otherwise have been more than ready to serve you, as is their duty.”

Bailie Jarvie looked as if he felt glad at any circumstance which occasioned their absence; and I should have been entirely of his opinion, had it not been that the outlaw's apology seemed to imply they were in attendance on Diana and her companion, whom even in my thoughts I could not bear to designate as her husband.

Bailie Jarvie looked like he was happy about anything that kept them away; I would have totally agreed with him if it weren't for the fact that the outlaw's apology suggested they were there with Diana and her friend, whom I couldn't even bring myself to think of as her husband.

While the unpleasant ideas arising from this suggestion counteracted the good effects of appetite, welcome, and good cheer, I remarked that Rob Roy's attention had extended itself to providing us better bedding than we had enjoyed the night before. Two of the least fragile of the bedsteads, which stood by the wall of the hut, had been stuffed with heath, then in full flower, so artificially arranged, that, the flowers being uppermost, afforded a mattress at once elastic and fragrant. Cloaks, and such bedding as could be collected, stretched over this vegetable couch, made it both soft and warm. The Bailie seemed exhausted by fatigue. I resolved to adjourn my communication to him until next morning; and therefore suffered him to betake himself to bed so soon as he had finished a plentiful supper. Though tired and harassed, I did not myself feel the same disposition to sleep, but rather a restless and feverish anxiety, which led to some farther discourse betwixt me and MacGregor.

While the uncomfortable thoughts from this suggestion undermined the positive feelings of hunger, hospitality, and good cheer, I noticed that Rob Roy had gone out of his way to provide us with better bedding than we had the night before. Two of the sturdier bedsteads against the hut’s wall had been filled with heather, which was in full bloom, arranged so cleverly that the flowers were on top, creating a mattress that was both springy and fragrant. Cloaks and any bedding we could gather were laid over this natural bed, making it cozy and warm. The Bailie appeared worn out from exhaustion. I decided to hold off on discussing important matters with him until the next morning, so I let him go to bed as soon as he finished a hearty dinner. Although I was tired and stressed, I didn’t share the same urge to sleep; instead, I felt a restless and anxious energy that led to further conversation between me and MacGregor.





CHAPTER EIGHTEENTH.

               A hopeless darkness settles o'er my fate;
               I've seen the last look of her heavenly eyes,—
               I've heard the last sound of her blessed voice,—
               I've seen her fair form from my sight depart;
                          My doom is closed.
                                        Count Basil.
               A hopeless darkness hangs over my fate;  
               I've seen the last look of her beautiful eyes,—  
               I've heard the last sound of her blessed voice,—  
               I've watched her lovely form leave my sight;  
                          My doom is sealed.  
                                        Count Basil.

“I ken not what to make of you, Mr. Osbaldistone,” said MacGregor, as he pushed the flask towards me. “You eat not, you show no wish for rest; and yet you drink not, though that flask of Bourdeaux might have come out of Sir Hildebrand's ain cellar. Had you been always as abstinent, you would have escaped the deadly hatred of your cousin Rashleigh.”

"I don't know what to make of you, Mr. Osbaldistone," said MacGregor, as he pushed the flask towards me. "You don't eat, you show no desire to rest; and yet you don't drink, even though that bottle of Bordeaux could have come straight out of Sir Hildebrand's own cellar. If you had always been this restrained, you would have avoided the intense hatred from your cousin Rashleigh."

“Had I been always prudent,” said I, blushing at the scene he recalled to my recollection, “I should have escaped a worse evil—the reproach of my own conscience.”

“Had I always been careful,” I said, blushing at the memory he brought back, “I would have avoided a greater harm—the guilt of my own conscience.”

MacGregor cast a keen and somewhat fierce glance on me, as if to read whether the reproof, which he evidently felt, had been intentionally conveyed. He saw that I was thinking of myself, not of him, and turned his face towards the fire with a deep sigh. I followed his example, and each remained for a few minutes wrapt in his own painful reverie. All in the hut were now asleep, or at least silent, excepting ourselves.

MacGregor shot me a sharp, intense look, as if trying to figure out whether the criticism he clearly felt had been aimed at him on purpose. He noticed that I was focusing on my own thoughts rather than on him and turned his gaze to the fire with a heavy sigh. I mirrored his action, and we both spent a few minutes lost in our own painful thoughts. Everyone else in the hut was now asleep, or at least quiet, except for us.

MacGregor first broke silence, in the tone of one who takes up his determination to enter on a painful subject. “My cousin Nicol Jarvie means well,” he said, “but he presses ower hard on the temper and situation of a man like me, considering what I have been—what I have been forced to become—and, above all, that which has forced me to become what I am.”

MacGregor was the first to speak, sounding like someone who has decided to tackle a difficult topic. “My cousin Nicol Jarvie has good intentions,” he said, “but he pushes too hard on the feelings and circumstances of a guy like me, given what I used to be—what I’ve been compelled to become—and, most importantly, the reasons that have made me who I am.”

He paused; and, though feeling the delicate nature of the discussion in which the conversation was likely to engage me, I could not help replying, that I did not doubt his present situation had much which must be most unpleasant to his feelings.

He paused; and, even though I sensed the sensitive nature of the discussion we were about to get into, I couldn't help but respond that I was sure his current situation had a lot that must be very uncomfortable for him.

“I should be happy to learn,” I added, “that there is an honourable chance of your escaping from it.”

“I’d be glad to hear,” I added, “that there’s a real chance for you to get away from it.”

“You speak like a boy,” returned MacGregor, in a low tone that growled like distant thunder—“like a boy, who thinks the auld gnarled oak can be twisted as easily as the young sapling. Can I forget that I have been branded as an outlaw—stigmatised as a traitor—a price set on my head as if I had been a wolf—my family treated as the dam and cubs of the hill-fox, whom all may torment, vilify, degrade, and insult—the very name which came to me from a long and noble line of martial ancestors, denounced, as if it were a spell to conjure up the devil with?”

"You talk like a kid," MacGregor replied in a low voice that rumbled like distant thunder. "Like a kid who thinks the old, twisted oak can be bent as easily as a young sapling. Can I forget that I've been marked as an outlaw—branded a traitor—with a bounty on my head as if I were a wolf? My family treated like the den and cubs of a hill fox, whom everyone can harass, slander, disgrace, and insult—the very name I got from a long and noble line of warrior ancestors, condemned as if it were a spell to summon the devil?"

As he went on in this manner, I could plainly see, that, by the enumeration of his wrongs, he was lashing himself up into a rage, in order to justify in his own eyes the errors they had led him into. In this he perfectly succeeded; his light grey eyes contracting alternately and dilating their pupils, until they seemed actually to flash with flame, while he thrust forward and drew back his foot, grasped the hilt of his dirk, extended his arm, clenched his fist, and finally rose from his seat.

As he continued like this, I could clearly see that by listing his grievances, he was worked up into a rage to justify to himself the mistakes they had caused him to make. In this, he completely succeeded; his light grey eyes alternating between narrowing and widening their pupils, until they actually seemed to flash with anger, while he pushed his foot forward and pulled it back, grabbed the hilt of his dagger, extended his arm, clenched his fist, and ultimately stood up from his seat.

“And they shall find,” he said, in the same muttered but deep tone of stifled passion, “that the name they have dared to proscribe—that the name of MacGregor—is a spell to raise the wild devil withal. They shall hear of my vengeance, that would scorn to listen to the story of my wrongs—The miserable Highland drover, bankrupt, barefooted,—stripped of all, dishonoured and hunted down, because the avarice of others grasped at more than that poor all could pay, shall burst on them in an awful change. They that scoffed at the grovelling worm, and trode upon him, may cry and howl when they see the stoop of the flying and fiery-mouthed dragon.—But why do I speak of all this?” he said, sitting down again, and in a calmer tone—“Only ye may opine it frets my patience, Mr. Osbaldistone, to be hunted like an otter, or a sealgh, or a salmon upon the shallows, and that by my very friends and neighbours; and to have as many sword-cuts made, and pistols flashed at me, as I had this day in the ford of Avondow, would try a saint's temper, much more a Highlander's, who are not famous for that gude gift, as ye may hae heard, Mr. Osbaldistone.—But as thing bides wi' me o' what Nicol said;—I'm vexed for the bairns—I'm vexed when I think o' Hamish and Robert living their father's life.” And yielding to despondence on account of his sons, which he felt not upon his own, the father rested his head upon his hand.

“And they will find,” he said, in the same muttered but intense tone of suppressed anger, “that the name they have dared to ban— that is, the name of MacGregor—is a spell to unleash a wild fury. They will hear about my vengeance, which would scoff at hearing the tale of my wrongs—The miserable Highland drover, bankrupt, barefoot,—stripped of everything, dishonored and hunted down, because others’ greed reached for more than that poor sum could cover, will rise up against them in a terrible transformation. Those who mocked the crawling worm and trampled on him may scream and wail when they see the plunge of the flying, fire-breathing dragon.—But why am I going on about this?” he said, sitting down again, in a calmer tone—“It just frustrates my patience, Mr. Osbaldistone, to be hunted like an otter, or a seal, or a salmon in the shallow waters, and that by my very friends and neighbors; and to have as many sword cuts and pistol shots fired at me, as I had today in the ford of Avondow, would test anyone’s temper, especially a Highlander’s, who are not known for that good quality, as you may have heard, Mr. Osbaldistone.—But as for what Nicol said;—I’m worried for the kids—I'm troubled when I think of Hamish and Robert living their father's life.” And giving in to despair over his sons, which he did not feel for himself, the father rested his head on his hand.

I was much affected, Will. All my life long I have been more melted by the distress under which a strong, proud, and powerful mind is compelled to give way, than by the more easily excited sorrows of softer dispositions. The desire of aiding him rushed strongly on my mind, notwithstanding the apparent difficulty, and even impossibility, of the task.

I was really moved, Will. Throughout my life, I've been more touched by the pain that comes when a strong, proud, and powerful person has to break down than by the more easily stirred feelings of those with gentler natures. The urge to help him hit me hard, despite how tough, and even impossible, it seemed.

“We have extensive connections abroad,” said I: “might not your sons, with some assistance—and they are well entitled to what my father's house can give—find an honourable resource in foreign service?”

“We have strong connections overseas,” I said. “Couldn’t your sons, with a little help—and they certainly deserve what my father’s house can offer—find a respectable opportunity in foreign service?”

I believe my countenance showed signs of sincere emotion; but my companion, taking me by the hand, as I was going to speak farther, said—“I thank—I thank ye—but let us say nae mair o' this. I did not think the eye of man would again have seen a tear on MacGregor's eye-lash.” He dashed the moisture from his long gray eye-lash and shaggy red eye-brow with the back of his hand. “To-morrow morning,” he said, “we'll talk of this, and we will talk, too, of your affairs—for we are early starters in the dawn, even when we have the luck to have good beds to sleep in. Will ye not pledge me in a grace cup?” I declined the invitation.

I believe my face showed genuine feeling; but my companion, taking my hand as I was about to say more, said, “I thank you—I thank you—but let’s not talk about this anymore. I never thought I’d see a tear on MacGregor’s eyelashes again.” He wiped the moisture from his long gray eyelashes and bushy red eyebrows with the back of his hand. “Tomorrow morning,” he said, “we’ll discuss this, and we’ll also talk about your situation—since we’re early risers, even when we’re lucky enough to have good beds to sleep in. Will you join me for a toast?” I turned down the invitation.

“Then, by the soul of St. Maronoch! I must pledge myself,” and he poured out and swallowed at least half-a-quart of wine.

“Then, by the soul of St. Maronoch! I have to commit myself,” and he poured out and drank at least half a quart of wine.

I laid myself down to repose, resolving to delay my own inquiries until his mind should be in a more composed state. Indeed, so much had this singular man possessed himself of my imagination, that I felt it impossible to avoid watching him for some minutes after I had flung myself on my heath mattress to seeming rest. He walked up and down the hut, crossed himself from time to time, muttering over some Latin prayer of the Catholic church; then wrapped himself in his plaid, with his naked sword on one side, and his pistol on the other, so disposing the folds of his mantle that he could start up at a moment's warning, with a weapon in either hand, ready for instant combat. In a few minutes his heavy breathing announced that he was fast asleep. Overpowered by fatigue, and stunned by the various unexpected and extraordinary scenes of the day, I, in my turn, was soon overpowered by a slumber deep and overwhelming, from which, notwithstanding every cause for watchfulness, I did not awake until the next morning.

I lay down to rest, deciding to hold off on my questions until he was in a calmer state of mind. In fact, this unusual man had captured my imagination so much that I couldn’t help but watch him for a few minutes after I had thrown myself onto my makeshift mattress. He paced around the hut, crossed himself occasionally, murmuring some Latin prayer from the Catholic Church; then he wrapped himself in his blanket, with his sword on one side and his pistol on the other, arranging the folds of his cloak so he could spring up at a moment's notice, weapon in each hand, ready for instant action. A few minutes later, his heavy breathing showed he was fast asleep. Exhausted and dazed by the day's unexpected and extraordinary events, I too was soon engulfed in a deep and overpowering sleep, from which, despite every reason to stay alert, I didn’t wake until the next morning.

When I opened my eyes, and recollected my situation, I found that MacGregor had already left the hut. I awakened the Bailie, who, after many a snort and groan, and some heavy complaints of the soreness of his bones, in consequence of the unwonted exertions of the preceding day, was at length able to comprehend the joyful intelligence, that the assets carried off by Rashleigh Osbaldistone had been safely recovered. The instant he understood my meaning, he forgot all his grievances, and, bustling up in a great hurry, proceeded to compare the contents of the packet which I put into his hands, with Mr. Owen's memorandums, muttering, as he went on, “Right, right—the real thing—Bailie and Whittington—where's Bailie and Whittington?—seven hundred, six, and eight—exact to a fraction—Pollock and Peelman—twenty-eight, seven—exact—Praise be blest!—Grub and Grinder—better men cannot be—three hundred and seventy—Gliblad—twenty; I doubt Gliblad's ganging—Slipprytongue; Slipprytongue's gaen—but they are sma'sums—sma'sums—the rest's a'right—Praise be blest! we have got the stuff, and may leave this doleful country. I shall never think on Loch-Ard but the thought will gar me grew again.”

When I opened my eyes and remembered where I was, I saw that MacGregor had already left the hut. I woke up the Bailie, who, after a lot of snorting and groaning, and some heavy complaints about how sore his bones were from yesterday's unusual activity, finally managed to understand the good news that the assets taken by Rashleigh Osbaldistone had been safely recovered. As soon as he got the message, he forgot all his complaints, jumped up in a hurry, and started comparing the contents of the packet I handed him with Mr. Owen's notes, muttering to himself, “Right, right—the real thing—Bailie and Whittington—where are Bailie and Whittington?—seven hundred, six, and eight—exact to a penny—Pollock and Peelman—twenty-eight, seven—exact—Thank goodness!—Grub and Grinder—better men you can't find—three hundred and seventy—Gliblad—twenty; I doubt Gliblad's going—Slipprytongue; Slipprytongue's going—but they are small sums—small sums—the rest is all right—Thank goodness! we have the money, and we can leave this miserable country. I’ll never think of Loch-Ard without feeling a shiver again.”

“I am sorry, cousin,” said MacGregor, who entered the hut during the last observation, “I have not been altogether in the circumstances to make your reception sic as I could have desired—natheless, if you would condescend to visit my puir dwelling”—

“I’m sorry, cousin,” said MacGregor, who entered the hut during the last observation, “I haven’t been in a position to give you the welcome I would have liked—still, if you would be willing to visit my poor home—”

“Muckle obliged, muckle obliged,” answered Mr. Jarvie, very hastily—“But we maun be ganging—we maun be jogging, Mr. Osbaldistone and me—business canna wait.”

“Muckle obliged, muckle obliged,” replied Mr. Jarvie quickly. “But we have to go—we have to be on our way, Mr. Osbaldistone and I—business can't wait.”

“Aweel, kinsman,” replied the Highlander, “ye ken our fashion—foster the guest that comes—further him that maun gang. But ye cannot return by Drymen—I must set you on Loch Lomond, and boat ye down to the Ferry o' Balloch, and send your nags round to meet ye there. It's a maxim of a wise man never to return by the same road he came, providing another's free to him.”

“Well, cousin,” replied the Highlander, “you know our way—welcome the guest that arrives—help the one who must leave. But you can’t go back through Drymen—I must take you to Loch Lomond, and you’ll take a boat down to the Ferry of Balloch, and I’ll send your horses around to meet you there. It’s a wise saying that a smart person never returns by the same road they came, as long as another route is available to them.”

“Ay, ay, Rob,” said the Bailie, “that's ane o' the maxims ye learned when ye were a drover;—ye caredna to face the tenants where your beasts had been taking a rug of their moorland grass in the by-ganging, and I doubt your road's waur marked now than it was then.”

“Ay, ay, Rob,” said the Bailie, “that's one of the lessons you learned when you were a drover; you didn’t want to confront the tenants when your animals were grazing on their moorland grass in the byway, and I doubt your path is any clearer now than it was back then.”

“The mair need not to travel it ower often, kinsman,” replied Rob; “but I'se send round your nags to the ferry wi' Dougal Gregor, wha is converted for that purpose into the Bailie's man, coming—not, as ye may believe, from Aberfoil or Rob Roy's country, but on a quiet jaunt from Stirling. See, here he is.”

“The mayor doesn’t need to go there too often, cousin,” Rob replied; “but I’ll send your horses to the ferry with Dougal Gregor, who has been made the Bailie’s man for that purpose, coming—not, as you might think, from Aberfoil or Rob Roy's area, but on a casual trip from Stirling. Look, here he is.”

“I wadna hae ken'd the creature,” said Mr. Jarvie; nor indeed was it easy to recognise the wild Highlander, when he appeared before the door of the cottage, attired in a hat, periwig, and riding-coat, which had once called Andrew Fairservice master, and mounted on the Bailie's horse, and leading mine. He received his last orders from his master to avoid certain places where he might be exposed to suspicion—to collect what intelligence he could in the course of his journey, and to await our coming at an appointed place, near the Ferry of Balloch.

“I wouldn't have recognized the guy,” said Mr. Jarvie; and it wasn't easy to identify the wild Highlander when he showed up at the cottage door, dressed in a hat, wig, and riding coat that had once belonged to Andrew Fairservice, riding the Bailie's horse and leading mine. He received his final instructions from his master to steer clear of certain areas where he might raise suspicion, to gather any information he could during his journey, and to wait for us at a designated spot near the Ferry of Balloch.

At the same time, MacGregor invited us to accompany him upon our own road, assuring us that we must necessarily march a few miles before breakfast, and recommending a dram of brandy as a proper introduction to the journey, in which he was pledged by the Bailie, who pronounced it “an unlawful and perilous habit to begin the day wi' spirituous liquors, except to defend the stomach (whilk was a tender part) against the morning mist; in whilk case his father the deacon had recommended a dram, by precept and example.”

At the same time, MacGregor invited us to join him on our own path, assuring us that we would need to walk a few miles before breakfast. He suggested that a shot of brandy would be a fitting start to the journey, although the Bailie warned that it was “an illegal and risky practice to start the day with strong drinks, except to protect the stomach (which is a sensitive area) from the morning fog; in that case, his father the deacon had recommended a shot, both by teaching and by doing.”

“Very true, kinsman,” replied Rob, “for which reason we, who are Children of the Mist, have a right to drink brandy from morning till night.”

“Very true, cousin,” replied Rob, “for that reason we, who are Children of the Mist, have the right to drink brandy from morning till night.”

The Bailie, thus refreshed, was mounted on a small Highland pony; another was offered for my use, which, however, I declined; and we resumed, under very different guidance and auspices, our journey of the preceding day.

The Bailie, feeling refreshed, was riding a small Highland pony; another was offered for me to use, but I declined it; and we continued our journey from the previous day, now under very different guidance and circumstances.

Our escort consisted of MacGregor, and five or six of the handsomest, best armed, and most athletic mountaineers of his band, and whom he had generally in immediate attendance upon his own person.

Our escort included MacGregor and five or six of the most handsome, best-armed, and most athletic mountaineers from his group, who usually stayed close by his side.

When we approached the pass, the scene of the skirmish of the preceding day, and of the still more direful deed which followed it, MacGregor hastened to speak, as if it were rather to what he knew must be necessarily passing in my mind, than to any thing I had said—he spoke, in short, to my thoughts, and not to my words.

When we got to the pass, the site of the fight from the day before and the even worse event that followed, MacGregor quickly started talking, as if he were addressing what he knew I must be thinking rather than anything I had actually said—he was really speaking to my thoughts, not my words.

“You must think hardly of us, Mr. Osbaldistone, and it is not natural that it should be otherwise. But remember, at least, we have not been unprovoked. We are a rude and an ignorant, and it may be a violent and passionate, but we are not a cruel people. The land might be at peace and in law for us, did they allow us to enjoy the blessings of peaceful law. But we have been a persecuted generation.”

“You must think harshly of us, Mr. Osbaldistone, and it’s only natural that you would. But remember, we haven’t acted without provocation. We may be rough, uneducated, and sometimes aggressive or passionate, but we’re not a cruel people. Our land could be peaceful and lawful if we were allowed to enjoy the benefits of a peaceful society. But we have been a persecuted generation.”

“And persecution,” said the Bailie, “maketh wise men mad.”

"And persecution," said the Bailie, "drives wise men crazy."

“What must it do then to men like us, living as our fathers did a thousand years since, and possessing scarce more lights than they did? Can we view their bluidy edicts against us—their hanging, heading, hounding, and hunting down an ancient and honourable name—as deserving better treatment than that which enemies give to enemies?—Here I stand, have been in twenty frays, and never hurt man but when I was in het bluid; and yet they wad betray me and hang me like a masterless dog, at the gate of ony great man that has an ill will at me.”

“What does it mean for men like us, living like our fathers did a thousand years ago, with hardly more knowledge than they had? Can we see their bloody decrees against us—their hangings, beheadings, manhunts, and the pursuit of a proud and honorable name—as deserving of better treatment than what enemies give to each other? Here I stand, having been in twenty battles, and I've never harmed anyone unless I was in a rage; and yet they would betray me and hang me like a stray dog, at the gate of any powerful man who holds a grudge against me.”

I replied, “that the proscription of his name and family sounded in English ears as a very cruel and arbitrary law;” and having thus far soothed him, I resumed my propositions of obtaining military employment for himself, if he chose it, and his sons, in foreign parts. MacGregor shook me very cordially by the hand, and detaining me, so as to permit Mr. Jarvie to precede us, a manoeuvre for which the narrowness of the road served as an excuse, he said to me—“You are a kind-hearted and an honourable youth, and understand, doubtless, that which is due to the feelings of a man of honour. But the heather that I have trode upon when living, must bloom ower me when I am dead—my heart would sink, and my arm would shrink and wither like fern in the frost, were I to lose sight of my native hills; nor has the world a scene that would console me for the loss of the rocks and cairns, wild as they are, that you see around us.—And Helen—what could become of her, were I to leave her the subject of new insult and atrocity?—or how could she bear to be removed from these scenes, where the remembrance of her wrongs is aye sweetened by the recollection of her revenge?—I was once so hard put at by my Great enemy, as I may well ca' him, that I was forced e'en to gie way to the tide, and removed myself and my people and family from our dwellings in our native land, and to withdraw for a time into MacCallum More's country—and Helen made a Lament on our departure, as weel as MacRimmon* himsell could hae framed it—and so piteously sad and waesome, that our hearts amaist broke as we sate and listened to her—it was like the wailing of one that mourns for the mother that bore him—the tears came down the rough faces of our gillies as they hearkened; and I wad not have the same touch of heartbreak again, no, not to have all the lands that ever were owned by MacGregor.”

I replied, “the ban on his name and family sounds like a very cruel and arbitrary law to English ears;” and having calmed him a bit, I went back to my suggestions about finding military work for him, if he wanted it, and for his sons, in other countries. MacGregor shook my hand warmly and held me back, letting Mr. Jarvie go ahead of us, using the narrowness of the road as an excuse. He said to me, “You’re a kind-hearted and honorable young man, and I’m sure you understand what’s due to the feelings of a man of honor. But the heather that I walked on when I was alive must bloom over me when I’m dead—my heart would sink, and my arm would wither like fern in the frost if I lost sight of my native hills; there’s no place in the world that could comfort me for losing the rocks and cairns, wild as they are, that you see around us. And what would happen to Helen if I left her to suffer new insults and atrocities? How could she handle being taken away from these scenes, where remembering her wrongs is always softened by the memories of her revenge? I was once put in such a tough spot by my Great enemy, as I like to call him, that I had no choice but to give in to the tide and move myself and my people and family from our homes in our homeland, going for a time into MacCallum More's territory—and Helen sang a Lament on our departure, just as well as MacRimmon himself could have done—and it was so heartbreakingly sad that our hearts almost broke as we sat and listened to her—it was like the crying of someone mourning for their mother—the tears ran down the rough faces of our gillies as they listened; and I wouldn’t want to feel that kind of heartbreak again, not even for all the land that has ever been owned by MacGregor.”

* The MacRimmons or MacCrimonds were hereditary pipers to the chiefs of MacLeod, and celebrated for their talents. The pibroch said to have been composed by Helen MacGregor is still in existence. See the Introduction to this Novel.

* The MacRimmons or MacCrimonds were the traditional pipers for the chiefs of MacLeod and were known for their exceptional skills. The pibroch, believed to have been composed by Helen MacGregor, still exists today. See the Introduction to this Novel.

“But your sons,” I said—“they are at the age when your countrymen have usually no objection to see the world?”

“But your sons,” I said, “they’re around the age when your fellow countrymen usually have no problem with traveling the world?”

“And I should be content,” he replied, “that they pushed their fortune in the French or Spanish service, as is the wont of Scottish cavaliers of honour; and last night your plan seemed feasible eneugh—But I hae seen his Excellency this morning before ye were up.”

“And I should be happy,” he replied, “that they took their chances in the French or Spanish military, as Scottish knights of honor typically do; and last night your plan seemed doable enough—But I met with his Excellency this morning before you were up.”

“Did he then quarter so near us?” said I, my bosom throbbing with anxiety.

“Did he stay so close to us?” I said, my chest pounding with worry.

“Nearer than ye thought,” was MacGregor's reply; “but he seemed rather in some shape to jalouse your speaking to the young leddy; and so you see”—

“Closer than you thought,” was MacGregor's reply; “but he seemed a bit suspicious about you talking to the young lady; and so you see”—

“There was no occasion for jealousy,” I answered, with some haughtiness; —“I should not have intruded on his privacy.”

“There was no reason for jealousy,” I replied, a bit haughtily; —“I wouldn’t have invaded his privacy.”

“But ye must not be offended, or look out from amang your curls then, like a wildcat out of an ivy-tod, for ye are to understand that he wishes most sincere weel to you, and has proved it. And it's partly that whilk has set the heather on fire e'en now.”

“But you must not be offended, or peek out from among your curls like a wildcat out of a tangled ivy, because you need to understand that he truly wishes well for you and has shown it. And it's partly that which has sparked the trouble right now.”

“Heather on fire?” said I. “I do not understand you.”

“Heather on fire?” I said. “I don’t understand you.”

“Why,” resumed MacGregor, “ye ken weel eneugh that women and gear are at the bottom of a' the mischief in this warld. I hae been misdoubting your cousin Rashleigh since ever he saw that he wasna to get Die Vernon for his marrow, and I think he took grudge at his Excellency mainly on that account. But then came the splore about the surrendering your papers—and we hae now gude evidence, that, sae soon as he was compelled to yield them up, he rade post to Stirling, and tauld the Government all and mair than all, that was gaun doucely on amang us hill-folk; and, doubtless, that was the way that the country was laid to take his Excellency and the leddy, and to make sic an unexpected raid on me. And I hae as little doubt that the poor deevil Morris, whom he could gar believe onything, was egged on by him, and some of the Lowland gentry, to trepan me in the gate he tried to do. But if Rashleigh Osbaldistone were baith the last and best of his name, and granting that he and I ever forgather again, the fiend go down my weasand with a bare blade at his belt, if we part before my dirk and his best blude are weel acquainted thegither!”

“Why,” MacGregor continued, “you know very well that women and money are at the root of all the trouble in this world. I’ve had my doubts about your cousin Rashleigh ever since he realized he wouldn’t get Die Vernon as his bride, and I believe he held a grudge against his Excellency mainly because of that. Then came the fuss about surrendering your papers—and we now have solid evidence that, as soon as he was forced to give them up, he hurried to Stirling and told the Government everything, and then some, about what was quietly going on among us hill folks; and, no doubt, that’s how the country was set up to catch his Excellency and the lady and make such an unexpected attack on me. I have just as little doubt that the poor devil Morris, whom he could persuade to believe anything, was egged on by him, along with some of the Lowland gentry, to try to trap me the way he attempted. But if Rashleigh Osbaldistone were both the last and the best of his name, and assuming that he and I ever meet again, the devil take me if we part before my dagger and his best blood are well acquainted with each other!”

He pronounced the last threat with an ominous frown, and the appropriate gesture of his hand upon his dagger.

He delivered the final threat with a foreboding scowl and the appropriate gesture of his hand resting on his dagger.

“I should almost rejoice at what has happened,” said I, “could I hope that Rashleigh's treachery might prove the means of preventing the explosion of the rash and desperate intrigues in which I have long suspected him to be a prime agent.”

"I should almost be happy about what happened," I said, "if I could believe that Rashleigh's betrayal might stop the reckless and dangerous schemes I've long suspected him of being a key part of."

“Trow ye na that,” said Rob Roy; “traitor's word never yet hurt honest cause. He was ower deep in our secrets, that's true; and had it not been so, Stirling and Edinburgh Castles would have been baith in our hands by this time, or briefly hereafter, whilk is now scarce to be hoped for. But there are ower mony engaged, and far ower gude a cause to be gien up for the breath of a traitor's tale, and that will be seen and heard of ere it be lang. And so, as I was about to say, the best of my thanks to you for your offer anent my sons, whilk last night I had some thoughts to have embraced in their behalf. But I see that this villain's treason will convince our great folks that they must instantly draw to a head, and make a blow for it, or be taen in their houses, coupled up like hounds, and driven up to London like the honest noblemen and gentlemen in the year seventeen hundred and seven. Civil war is like a cockatrice;—we have sitten hatching the egg that held it for ten years, and might hae sitten on for ten years mair, when in comes Rashleigh, and chips the shell, and out bangs the wonder amang us, and cries to fire and sword. Now in sic a matter I'll hae need o' a' the hands I can mak; and, nae disparagement to the Kings of France and Spain, whom I wish very weel to, King James is as gude a man as ony o' them, and has the best right to Hamish and Rob, being his natural-born subjects.”

“Don’t think that,” said Rob Roy; “a traitor's words have never harmed an honest cause. It’s true he was too deeply involved in our secrets; if that hadn’t been the case, Stirling and Edinburgh Castles would both be in our hands by now, or soon would be, which is now hardly something to hope for. But there are too many involved, and the cause is too good to give up just because of a traitor's tale, and that will be proven and spoken of before long. And so, as I was about to say, I really appreciate your offer concerning my sons, which I had considered taking up for their sake last night. But I can see that this villain's betrayal will convince our leaders that they must quickly join forces and take action, or they’ll be caught in their homes, shackled like hounds, and taken to London like the honest noblemen and gentlemen back in seventeen hundred and seven. Civil war is like a cockatrice; we’ve been sitting on the egg that holds it for ten years and could have sat on it for ten more, when in comes Rashleigh, cracks the shell, and out springs chaos among us, calling for fire and sword. Now in such a situation, I’ll need all the help I can get; and, no offense to the Kings of France and Spain, whom I wish well, King James is as good a man as any of them and has the best claim to Hamish and Rob, being his natural-born subjects.”

I easily comprehended that these words boded a general national convulsion; and, as it would have been alike useless and dangerous to have combated the political opinions of my guide, at such a place and moment, I contented myself with regretting the promiscuous scene of confusion and distress likely to arise from any general exertion in favour of the exiled royal family.

I quickly understood that these words indicated a nationwide upheaval was coming; and since it would have been both pointless and risky to argue against my guide's political views at that time and place, I settled for just feeling sorry for the chaotic scene of confusion and distress that was likely to result from any widespread support for the exiled royal family.

“Let it come, man—let it come,” answered MacGregor; “ye never saw dull weather clear without a shower; and if the world is turned upside down, why, honest men have the better chance to cut bread out of it.”

“Let it come, man—let it come,” replied MacGregor; “you never saw dull weather clear up without a shower; and if the world is turned upside down, well, honest people have a better chance to make a living from it.”

I again attempted to bring him back to the subject of Diana; but although on most occasions and subjects he used a freedom of speech which I had no great delight in listening to, yet upon that alone which was most interesting to me, he kept a degree of scrupulous reserve, and contented himself with intimating, “that he hoped the leddy would be soon in a quieter country than this was like to be for one while.” I was obliged to be content with this answer, and to proceed in the hope that accident might, as on a former occasion, stand my friend, and allow me at least the sad gratification of bidding farewell to the object which had occupied such a share of my affections, so much beyond even what I had supposed, till I was about to be separated from her for ever.

I tried once again to get him to talk about Diana, but even though he usually spoke his mind freely on most topics, he was surprisingly reserved on the one topic that mattered most to me. He simply suggested, “I hope the lady will be in a more peaceful place soon, as this one doesn’t seem likely to be that for a while.” I had to settle for this response and moved forward, hoping that fate might, like before, come to my aid and at least give me the bittersweet chance to say goodbye to the person who had captured my heart more than I ever realized until I was about to lose her forever.

Loch Lomond

We pursued the margin of the lake for about six English miles, through a devious and beautifully variegated path, until we attained a sort of Highland farm, or assembly of hamlets, near the head of that fine sheet of water, called, if I mistake not, Lediart, or some such name. Here a numerous party of MacGregor's men were stationed in order to receive us. The taste as well as the eloquence of tribes in a savage, or, to speak more properly, in a rude state, is usually just, because it is unfettered by system and affectation; and of this I had an example in the choice these mountaineers had made of a place to receive their guests. It has been said that a British monarch would judge well to receive the embassy of a rival power in the cabin of a man-of-war; and a Highland leader acted with some propriety in choosing a situation where the natural objects of grandeur proper to his country might have their full effect on the minds of his guests.

We followed the outskirts of the lake for about six miles, along a winding and beautifully varied path, until we arrived at a kind of Highland farm or collection of small villages near the end of the lovely body of water, which I believe is called Lediart, or something like that. A large group of MacGregor's men were gathered there to welcome us. The taste and eloquence of tribes in a more primitive, or, to put it more accurately, a less developed state, are often quite good because they aren't constrained by systems and pretension; and I saw this in how these mountaineers chose a spot to welcome their guests. It's been suggested that a British king would do well to host an embassy from a rival nation in the cabin of a warship; similarly, a Highland leader made a fitting choice in selecting a place where the natural grandeur of his homeland would impress his guests.

We ascended about two hundred yards from the shores of the lake, guided by a brawling brook, and left on the right hand four or five Highland huts, with patches of arable land around them, so small as to show that they must have been worked with the spade rather than the plough, cut as it were out of the surrounding copsewood, and waving with crops of barley and oats. Above this limited space the hill became more steep; and on its edge we descried the glittering arms and waving drapery of about fifty of MacGregor's followers. They were stationed on a spot, the recollection of which yet strikes me with admiration. The brook, hurling its waters downwards from the mountain, had in this spot encountered a barrier rock, over which it had made its way by two distinct leaps. The first fall, across which a magnificent old oak, slanting out from the farther bank, partly extended itself as if to shroud the dusky stream of the cascade, might be about twelve feet high; the broken waters were received in a beautiful stone basin, almost as regular as if hewn by a sculptor; and after wheeling around its flinty margin, they made a second precipitous dash, through a dark and narrow chasm, at least fifty feet in depth, and from thence, in a hurried, but comparatively a more gentle course, escaped to join the lake.

We climbed about two hundred yards from the edge of the lake, following a noisy stream, and passed by four or five Highland huts on our right, surrounded by tiny plots of farmland that were clearly tended with spades instead of plows, carved out of the surrounding underbrush and filled with crops of barley and oats. Above this small area, the hill became steeper; and on its edge, we spotted the shining weapons and fluttering banners of about fifty of MacGregor's followers. They were positioned in a spot that I still remember with awe. The stream, rushing down from the mountain, had hit a rocky barrier here and had made its way over it with two distinct drops. The first waterfall, across which an impressive old oak leaned out from the far bank as if to partially cover the dark cascade below, was about twelve feet high; the splashing water fell into a beautiful stone basin, almost as perfect as if carved by a sculptor; after swirling around its rocky edge, it took a second steep plunge through a dark, narrow gap at least fifty feet deep, and from there, in a rushing but relatively gentler flow, it made its way to join the lake.

With the natural taste which belongs to mountaineers, and especially to the Scottish Highlanders, whose feelings, I have observed, are often allied with the romantic and poetical, Rob Roy's wife and followers had prepared our morning repast in a scene well calculated to impress strangers with some feelings of awe. They are also naturally a grave and proud people, and, however rude in our estimation, carry their ideas of form and politeness to an excess that would appear overstrained, except from the demonstration of superior force which accompanies the display of it; for it must be granted that the air of punctilious deference and rigid etiquette which would seem ridiculous in an ordinary peasant, has, like the salute of a corps-de-garde, a propriety when tendered by a Highlander completely armed. There was, accordingly, a good deal of formality in our approach and reception.

With the natural demeanor typical of mountaineers, especially Scottish Highlanders, whose emotions often connect with the romantic and poetic, Rob Roy's wife and followers had prepared our breakfast in a setting designed to leave a lasting impression on visitors. They are also naturally serious and proud, and although we might find them rough around the edges, their standards of decorum and politeness can seem excessive, except when balanced by the display of strength that accompanies it. It's true that the strict formality and etiquette that might appear absurd in an ordinary peasant hold a certain appropriateness when demonstrated by a fully armed Highlander. Consequently, there was quite a bit of formality in how we were approached and received.

The Highlanders, who had been dispersed on the side of the hill, drew themselves together when we came in view, and, standing firm and motionless, appeared in close column behind three figures, whom I soon recognised to be Helen MacGregor and her two sons. MacGregor himself arranged his attendants in the rear, and, requesting Mr. Jarvie to dismount where the ascent became steep, advanced slowly, marshalling us forward at the head of the troop. As we advanced, we heard the wild notes of the bagpipes, which lost their natural discord from being mingled with the dashing sound of the cascade. When we came close, the wife of MacGregor came forward to meet us. Her dress was studiously arranged in a more feminine taste than it had been on the preceding day, but her features wore the same lofty, unbending, and resolute character; and as she folded my friend the Bailie in an unexpected and apparently unwelcome embrace, I could perceive by the agitation of his wig, his back, and the calves of his legs, that he felt much like to one who feels himself suddenly in the gripe of a she-bear, without being able to distinguish whether the animal is in kindness or in wrath.

The Highlanders, who had been spread out on the hillside, gathered together as we came into view. Standing firm and still, they formed a close column behind three figures, who I quickly recognized as Helen MacGregor and her two sons. MacGregor himself positioned his followers behind him and asked Mr. Jarvie to get off his horse where the slope got steep. He slowly moved forward, leading us at the front of the group. As we approached, we heard the wild tunes of the bagpipes, which blended into the sound of the cascading water. When we got closer, MacGregor’s wife came forward to greet us. Her outfit was carefully styled in a more feminine way than it had been the day before, but her face still showed the same proud, unyielding, and determined expression. As she unexpectedly hugged my friend the Bailie, who seemed to find it unwelcome, I could see from the way his wig shifted, his back tensed, and his legs stiffened that he felt much like someone suddenly caught in the grip of a she-bear, unable to tell whether the creature was being friendly or angry.

“Kinsman,” she said, “you are welcome—and you, too, stranger,” she added, releasing my alarmed companion, who instinctively drew back and settled his wig, and addressing herself to me—“you also are welcome. You came,” she added, “to our unhappy country, when our bloods were chafed, and our hands were red. Excuse the rudeness that gave you a rough welcome, and lay it upon the evil times, and not upon us.” All this was said with the manners of a princess, and in the tone and style of a court. Nor was there the least tincture of that vulgarity, which we naturally attach to the Lowland Scottish. There was a strong provincial accentuation, but, otherwise, the language rendered by Helen MacGregor, out of the native and poetical Gaelic, into English, which she had acquired as we do learned tongues, but had probably never heard applied to the mean purposes of ordinary life, was graceful, flowing, and declamatory. Her husband, who had in his time played many parts, used a much less elevated and emphatic dialect;—but even his language rose in purity of expression, as you may have remarked, if I have been accurate in recording it, when the affairs which he discussed were of an agitating and important nature; and it appears to me in his case, and in that of some other Highlanders whom I have known, that, when familiar and facetious, they used the Lowland Scottish dialect,—when serious and impassioned, their thoughts arranged themselves in the idiom of their native language; and in the latter case, as they uttered the corresponding ideas in English, the expressions sounded wild, elevated, and poetical. In fact, the language of passion is almost always pure as well as vehement, and it is no uncommon thing to hear a Scotchman, when overwhelmed by a countryman with a tone of bitter and fluent upbraiding, reply by way of taunt to his adversary, “You have gotten to your English.”

“Kinsman,” she said, “you’re welcome—and you too, stranger,” she added, letting go of my startled companion, who instinctively stepped back and adjusted his wig. Turning to me, she continued, “You’re welcome as well. You arrived in our troubled country when our tempers were hot and our hands stained with blood. Please excuse the rudeness that led to a rough welcome; blame it on the bad times, not on us.” She spoke with the grace of a princess, using a tone and style fitting for a court. There was no trace of the commonness we usually associate with the Lowland Scots. Her strong provincial accent aside, Helen MacGregor’s language flowed gracefully, translating from her poetic Gaelic into English, which she had learned in a scholarly manner and likely never heard used for mundane conversations. Her husband, who had played many roles in his life, spoke in a much less grand and intense dialect; yet, as you may have noticed if I’ve captured it accurately, even his speech became more refined when discussing serious and significant matters. In my experience with him and other Highlanders, they used the Lowland Scottish dialect when being casual and humorous, but when they turned serious and passionate, their thoughts would come out in the idiom of their native language. In those moments, as they expressed their ideas in English, their words sounded wild, elevated, and poetic. Truly, the language of passion tends to be both pure and intense, and it’s not uncommon to hear a Scotsman, faced with a countryman’s harsh and flowing insults, retort with a taunt like, “You’ve resorted to your English.”

Be this as it may, the wife of MacGregor invited us to a refreshment spread out on the grass, which abounded with all the good things their mountains could offer, but was clouded by the dark and undisturbed gravity which sat on the brow of our hostess, as well as by our deep and anxious recollection of what had taken place on the preceding day. It was in vain that the leader exerted himself to excite mirth;—a chill hung over our minds, as if the feast had been funereal; and every bosom felt light when it was ended.

That said, MacGregor's wife invited us to a spread on the grass, filled with all the delicious food their mountains had to offer. However, it was overshadowed by the serious and heavy demeanor of our hostess, as well as our deep and anxious memories of what had happened the day before. The leader tried hard to lighten the mood, but a gloom hung over us as if the feast had been a funeral. Everyone felt relieved when it was finally over.

“Adieu, cousin,” she said to Mr. Jarvie, as we rose from the entertainment; “the best wish Helen MacGregor can give to a friend is, that he may see her no more.”

“Goodbye, cousin,” she said to Mr. Jarvie as we got up from the gathering; “the best wish Helen MacGregor can give to a friend is that he never sees her again.”

The Bailie struggled to answer, probably with some commonplace maxim of morality;—but the calm and melancholy sternness of her countenance bore down and disconcerted the mechanical and formal importance of the magistrate. He coughed,—hemmed,—bowed,—and was silent.

The Bailie tried to respond, likely with some standard moral saying;—but the quiet and sad seriousness of her expression overwhelmed and unsettled the rigid and official demeanor of the magistrate. He cleared his throat,—hesitated,—bowed,—and remained silent.

“For you, stranger,” she said, “I have a token, from one whom you can never”—

“For you, stranger,” she said, “I have a gift from someone you can never—”

“Helen!” interrupted MacGregor, in a loud and stern voice, “what means this?—have you forgotten the charge?”

“Helen!” interrupted MacGregor in a loud and serious voice, “what does this mean? Have you forgotten the responsibility?”

“MacGregor,” she replied, “I have forgotten nought that is fitting for me to remember. It is not such hands as these,” and she stretched forth her long, sinewy, and bare arm, “that are fitting to convey love-tokens, were the gift connected with aught but misery. Young man,” she said, presenting me with a ring, which I well remembered as one of the few ornaments that Miss Vernon sometimes wore, “this comes from one whom you will never see more. If it is a joyless token, it is well fitted to pass through the hands of one to whom joy can never be known. Her last words were—Let him forget me for ever.”

“MacGregor,” she replied, “I haven't forgotten anything that's important for me to remember. It’s not hands like these,” and she extended her long, bony, bare arm, “that are suitable for giving love tokens, especially if the gift is linked to nothing but sorrow. Young man,” she said, handing me a ring, which I recognized as one of the few pieces of jewelry that Miss Vernon occasionally wore, “this comes from someone you will never see again. If it’s a sorrowful token, it’s fitting for someone who will never know joy. Her last words were—Let him forget me forever.”

“And can she,” I said, almost without being conscious that I spoke, “suppose that is possible?”

"And can she," I said, almost without realizing I was speaking, "think that's possible?"

“All may be forgotten,” said the extraordinary female who addressed me,—“all—but the sense of dishonour, and the desire of vengeance.”

“All may be forgotten,” said the extraordinary woman who spoke to me, “but the feeling of dishonor and the wish for revenge.”

Seid suas!”* cried the MacGregor, stamping with impatience.

Seid suas!”* yelled the MacGregor, stamping his feet in frustration.

* “Strike up.”

"Start playing."

The bagpipes sounded, and with their thrilling and jarring tones cut short our conference. Our leave of our hostess was taken by silent gestures; and we resumed our journey with an additional proof on my part, that I was beloved by Diana, and was separated from her for ever.

The bagpipes played, and their exciting and harsh sounds interrupted our meeting. We said goodbye to our hostess with silent gestures, and we continued on our journey, with one more sign that Diana loved me, and that I was separated from her forever.





CHAPTER NINETEENTH.

            Farewell to the land where the clouds love to rest,
            Like the shroud of the dead, on the mountain's cold breast
            To the cataract's roar where the eagles reply,
            And the lake her lone bosom expands to the sky.
            Goodbye to the land where the clouds like to settle,
            Like a shroud for the dead, on the mountain's cold surface
            To the waterfall's roar where the eagles respond,
            And the lake opens her lonely bosom to the sky.

Our route lay through a dreary, yet romantic country, which the distress of my own mind prevented me from remarking particularly, and which, therefore, I will not attempt to describe. The lofty peak of Ben Lomond, here the predominant monarch of the mountains, lay on our right hand, and served as a striking landmark. I was not awakened from my apathy, until, after a long and toilsome walk, we emerged through a pass in the hills, and Loch Lomond opened before us. I will spare you the attempt to describe what you would hardly comprehend without going to see it. But certainly this noble lake, boasting innumerable beautiful islands, of every varying form and outline which fancy can frame,—its northern extremity narrowing until it is lost among dusky and retreating mountains,—while, gradually widening as it extends to the southward, it spreads its base around the indentures and promontories of a fair and fertile land, affords one of the most surprising, beautiful, and sublime spectacles in nature. The eastern side, peculiarly rough and rugged, was at this time the chief seat of MacGregor and his clan,—to curb whom, a small garrison had been stationed in a central position betwixt Loch Lomond and another lake. The extreme strength of the country, however, with the numerous passes, marshes, caverns, and other places of concealment or defence, made the establishment of this little fort seem rather an acknowledgment of the danger, than an effectual means of securing against it.

Our route took us through a gloomy, yet picturesque countryside, which I couldn’t appreciate due to my own troubled mind, so I won’t try to describe it. The towering peak of Ben Lomond, dominating the mountains, was on our right and served as a notable landmark. I didn’t shake off my numbness until, after a long and exhausting hike, we came through a pass in the hills, and Loch Lomond appeared before us. I won’t try to explain what you would struggle to understand without seeing it for yourself. But certainly, this impressive lake, featuring countless stunning islands, each with unique shapes and forms crafted by imagination—its northern end narrowing until it disappears among shadowy and receding mountains—while gradually widening as it stretches southward, spreads its expanses around the indentations and points of a beautiful and fertile land, presenting one of the most astonishing, lovely, and grand views in nature. The eastern shore, particularly rough and rugged, was at this time the main territory of MacGregor and his clan—against whom a small garrison had been placed in a central location between Loch Lomond and another lake. However, the extreme strength of the area, with its many passes, marshes, caves, and other hiding places or defenses, made the establishment of this little fort seem more like an acknowledgment of potential danger than an effective means to protect against it.

On more than one occasion, as well as on that which I witnessed, the garrison suffered from the adventurous spirit of the outlaw and his followers. These advantages were never sullied by ferocity when he himself was in command; for, equally good-tempered and sagacious, he understood well the danger of incurring unnecessary odium. I learned with pleasure that he had caused the captives of the preceding day to be liberated in safety; and many traits of mercy, and even of generosity, are recorded of this remarkable man on similar occasions.

On several occasions, as well as in the instance I saw, the garrison faced trouble from the outlaw and his followers. These situations were never marred by violence when he was in charge; for, being both good-natured and wise, he recognized the risks of creating unnecessary hatred. I was glad to find out that he had ensured the safe release of the captives from the day before, and many accounts of mercy and even generosity are noted about this remarkable man in similar situations.

A boat waited for us in a creek beneath a huge rock, manned by four lusty Highland rowers; and our host took leave of us with great cordiality, and even affection. Betwixt him and Mr. Jarvie, indeed, there seemed to exist a degree of mutual regard, which formed a strong contrast to their different occupations and habits. After kissing each other very lovingly, and when they were just in the act of parting, the Bailie, in the fulness of his heart, and with a faltering voice, assured his kinsman, “that if ever an hundred pund, or even twa hundred, would put him or his family in a settled way, he need but just send a line to the Saut-Market;” and Rob, grasping his basket-hilt with one hand, and shaking Mr. Jarvie's heartily with the other, protested, “that if ever anybody should affront his kinsman, an he would but let him ken, he would stow his lugs out of his head, were he the best man in Glasgow.”

A boat was waiting for us in a creek under a huge rock, rowed by four energetic Highlanders; and our host said goodbye to us with great warmth and even affection. There seemed to be a genuine bond between him and Mr. Jarvie, which was a strong contrast to their very different jobs and lifestyles. After exchanging loving kisses, just as they were about to part, the Bailie, with a full heart and a shaky voice, assured his relative, “If ever a hundred pounds, or even two hundred, would help him or his family get settled, all he had to do was send a note to the Saut-Market;” and Rob, gripping his basket-hilt with one hand and shaking Mr. Jarvie's hand vigorously with the other, promised, “If anyone ever disrespected my relative, all he had to do was let me know, and I’d take care of it, even if that person was the best man in Glasgow.”

With these assurances of mutual aid and continued good-will, we bore away from the shore, and took our course for the south-western angle of the lake, where it gives birth to the river Leven. Rob Roy remained for some time standing on the rock from beneath which we had departed, conspicuous by his long gun, waving tartans, and the single plume in his cap, which in those days denoted the Highland gentleman and soldier; although I observe that the present military taste has decorated the Highland bonnet with a quantity of black plumage resembling that which is borne before funerals. At length, as the distance increased between us, we saw him turn and go slowly up the side of the hill, followed by his immediate attendants or bodyguard.

With these promises of mutual support and ongoing goodwill, we set off from the shore and headed toward the southwestern edge of the lake, where the river Leven begins. Rob Roy stayed for a while on the rock we had just left, standing out with his long gun, waving tartans, and the single plume in his cap, which back then symbolized the Highland gentleman and soldier; although I notice that today's military style has covered the Highland bonnet with a bunch of black feathers that look like what is used in funerals. Finally, as we got farther away, we saw him turn and slowly walk up the side of the hill, followed by his close aides or bodyguards.

We performed our voyage for a long time in silence, interrupted only by the Gaelic chant which one of the rowers sung in low irregular measure, rising occasionally into a wild chorus, in which the others joined.

We traveled for a long time in silence, with only the low, uneven singing of a Gaelic chant from one of the rowers breaking the stillness, occasionally building into a wild chorus as the others joined in.

My own thoughts were sad enough;—yet I felt something soothing in the magnificent scenery with which I was surrounded; and thought, in the enthusiasm of the moment, that had my faith been that of Rome, I could have consented to live and die a lonely hermit in one of the romantic and beautiful islands amongst which our boat glided.

My own thoughts were pretty sad; yet I felt a sense of peace in the stunning scenery around me. In that moment of excitement, I thought that if I had the faith of the Romans, I could have chosen to live and die as a lonely hermit on one of the beautiful, romantic islands our boat was passing by.

The Bailie had also his speculations, but they were of somewhat a different complexion; as I found when, after about an hour's silence, during which he had been mentally engaged in the calculations necessary, he undertook to prove the possibility of draining the lake, and “giving to plough and harrow many hundred, ay, many a thousand acres, from whilk no man could get earthly gude e'enow, unless it were a gedd,* or a dish of perch now and then.”

The Bailie also had his own ideas, but they were a bit different. I realized this after about an hour of silence, during which he had been busy working out the necessary calculations. He started to argue that it was possible to drain the lake and "turn it into many hundreds, even thousands of acres of farmland, from which no one can get anything useful right now, unless it’s a pike or maybe a plate of perch every now and then."

* A pike.

A spear.

Amidst a long discussion, which he “crammed into mine ear against the stomach of my sense,” I only remember, that it was part of his project to preserve a portion of the lake just deep enough and broad enough for the purposes of water-carriage, so that coal-barges and gabbards should pass as easily between Dumbarton and Glenfalloch as between Glasgow and Greenock.

Amidst a long discussion, which he “shoved into my ear regardless of my understanding,” I only remember that part of his plan was to keep a section of the lake just deep and wide enough for transportation, so that coal barges and small boats could move as easily between Dumbarton and Glenfalloch as they could between Glasgow and Greenock.

At length we neared our distant place of landing, adjoining to the ruins of an ancient castle, and just where the lake discharges its superfluous waters into the Leven. There we found Dougal with the horses. The Bailie had formed a plan with respect to “the creature,” as well as upon the draining of the lake; and, perhaps in both cases, with more regard to the utility than to the practical possibility of his scheme. “Dougal,” he said, “ye are a kindly creature, and hae the sense and feeling o' what is due to your betters—and I'm e'en wae for you, Dougal, for it canna be but that in the life ye lead you suld get a Jeddart cast* ae day suner or later. I trust, considering my services as a magistrate, and my father the deacon's afore me, I hae interest eneugh in the council to gar them wink a wee at a waur faut than yours.

At last, we got close to our faraway landing spot, next to the ruins of an old castle, right where the lake lets out its extra water into the Leven. There we found Dougal with the horses. The Bailie had a plan regarding "the creature" as well as the draining of the lake; and maybe in both cases, he was more focused on the usefulness of his idea than on its actual feasibility. “Dougal,” he said, “you are a good fellow and have the sense and feeling of what’s due to your betters—and I feel sorry for you, Dougal, because it’s bound to happen that in the life you lead, you’ll face a Jeddart cast one day sooner or later. I trust that, considering my role as a magistrate, and my father the deacon’s before me, I have enough influence in the council to get them to overlook something worse than your offense.”

* [“The memory of Dunbar's legal (?) proceedings at Jedburgh is preserved in the proverbial phrase Jeddart Justice, which signifies trial after execution.”—Minstrelsy of the Border, Preface, p. lvi.]

* [“The memory of Dunbar's legal proceedings at Jedburgh is preserved in the saying Jeddart Justice, which means trial after execution.”—Minstrelsy of the Border, Preface, p. lvi.]

Sae I hae been thinking, that if ye will gang back to Glasgow wi' us, being a strong-backit creature, ye might be employed in the warehouse till something better suld cast up.”

So I’ve been thinking that if you come back to Glasgow with us, since you’re a strong person, you could work in the warehouse until something better comes along.

“Her nainsell muckle obliged till the Bailie's honour,” replied Dougal; “but teil be in her shanks fan she gangs on a cause-way'd street, unless she be drawn up the Gallowgate wi' tows, as she was before.”

“Her nurse is really grateful to the Bailie's honor,” replied Dougal; “but she’ll be in trouble when she walks on a paved street, unless she’s pulled up the Gallowgate with ropes, just like before.”

In fact, I afterwards learned that Dougal had originally come to Glasgow as a prisoner, from being concerned in some depredation, but had somehow found such favour in the eyes of the jailor, that, with rather overweening confidence, he had retained him in his service as one of the turnkeys; a task which Dougal had discharged with sufficient fidelity, so far as was known, until overcome by his clannish prejudices on the unexpected appearance of his old leader.

In fact, I later learned that Dougal had originally arrived in Glasgow as a prisoner, being involved in some crime, but somehow he had impressed the jailer enough that, with a bit too much confidence, he had kept him on as one of the guards; a role that Dougal had carried out with decent loyalty, as far as anyone knew, until he was overwhelmed by his tribal biases when he unexpectedly saw his old leader.

Astonished at receiving so round a refusal to so favourable an offer, the Bailie, turning to me, observed, that the “creature was a natural-born idiot.” I testified my own gratitude in a way which Dougal much better relished, by slipping a couple of guineas into his hand. He no sooner felt the touch of the gold, than he sprung twice or thrice from the earth with the agility of a wild buck, flinging out first one heel and then another, in a manner which would have astonished a French dancing-master. He ran to the boatmen to show them the prize, and a small gratuity made them take part in his raptures. He then, to use a favourite expression of the dramatic John Bunyan, “went on his way, and I saw him no more.”

Astonished by the outright refusal of such a generous offer, the Bailie turned to me and remarked that the “creature was a natural-born idiot.” I expressed my gratitude in a way Dougal appreciated much more—by slipping a couple of guineas into his hand. As soon as he felt the gold, he sprang up from the ground a few times with the energy of a wild buck, kicking out one heel and then the other in a way that would have amazed a French dancing instructor. He rushed to the boatmen to show them the money, and a small tip got them to join in his excitement. Then, to use a favorite phrase from the dramatic John Bunyan, “he went on his way, and I saw him no more.”

The Bailie and I mounted our horses, and proceeded on the road to Glasgow. When we had lost the view of the lake, and its superb amphitheatre of mountains, I could not help expressing with enthusiasm, my sense of its natural beauties, although I was conscious that Mr. Jarvie was a very uncongenial spirit to communicate with on such a subject.

The Bailie and I got on our horses and headed down the road to Glasgow. Once we could no longer see the lake and its stunning ring of mountains, I couldn't help but enthusiastically share my appreciation for its natural beauty, even though I knew Mr. Jarvie wasn't the best person to discuss such things with.

“Ye are a young gentleman,” he replied, “and an Englishman, and a' this may be very fine to you; but for me, wha am a plain man, and ken something o' the different values of land, I wadna gie the finest sight we hae seen in the Hielands, for the first keek o' the Gorbals o' Glasgow; and if I were ance there, it suldna be every fule's errand, begging your pardon, Mr. Francis, that suld take me out o' sight o' Saint Mungo's steeple again!”

“You're a young gentleman,” he replied, “and an Englishman, and all of this might seem quite nice to you; but for me, who is a simple man and knows a bit about the different values of land, I wouldn't trade the most beautiful view we've seen in the Highlands for the first glimpse of the Gorbals in Glasgow; and if I were ever there, it shouldn’t be any fool’s errand, with all due respect, Mr. Francis, that would take me out of sight of Saint Mungo's steeple again!”

The honest man had his wish; for, by dint of travelling very late, we arrived at his own house that night, or rather on the succeeding morning. Having seen my worthy fellow-traveller safely consigned to the charge of the considerate and officious Mattie, I proceeded to Mrs. Flyter's, in whose house, even at this unwonted hour, light was still burning. The door was opened by no less a person than Andrew Fairservice himself, who, upon the first sound of my voice, set up a loud shout of joyful recognition, and, without uttering a syllable, ran up stairs towards a parlour on the second floor, from the windows of which the light proceeded. Justly conceiving that he went to announce my return to the anxious Owen, I followed him upon the foot. Owen was not alone, there was another in the apartment—it was my father.

The honest man got his wish; because, after traveling very late, we arrived at his house that night, or rather in the early morning. After making sure my worthy travel companion was safely taken care of by the thoughtful and helpful Mattie, I went to Mrs. Flyter's, where, even at this unusual hour, the light was still on. The door was opened by none other than Andrew Fairservice himself, who, upon hearing my voice, let out a loud shout of joyful recognition and, without saying a word, ran upstairs to a parlor on the second floor, from where the light was coming. Thinking he was going to announce my return to the worried Owen, I followed him closely. Owen wasn't alone; there was someone else in the room—it was my father.

The first impulse was to preserve the dignity of his usual equanimity,—“Francis, I am glad to see you.” The next was to embrace me tenderly,—“My dear—dear son!”—Owen secured one of my hands, and wetted it with his tears, while he joined in gratulating my return. These are scenes which address themselves to the eye and to the heart rather than to the ear—My old eye-lids still moisten at the recollection of our meeting; but your kind and affectionate feelings can well imagine what I should find it impossible to describe.

The first instinct was to maintain the calm dignity he usually had, “Francis, I’m so glad to see you.” Then he pulled me in for a heartfelt hug, “My dear—dear son!” Owen held one of my hands, wetting it with his tears as he celebrated my return. These moments speak to the eyes and the heart more than the ears—My old eyelids still get misty when I remember our reunion; but your kind and loving feelings can easily grasp what I find impossible to put into words.

When the tumult of our joy was over, I learnt that my father had arrived from Holland shortly after Owen had set off for Scotland. Determined and rapid in all his movements, he only stopped to provide the means of discharging the obligations incumbent on his house. By his extensive resources, with funds enlarged, and credit fortified, by eminent success in his continental speculation, he easily accomplished what perhaps his absence alone rendered difficult, and set out for Scotland to exact justice from Rashleigh Osbaldistone, as well as to put order to his affairs in that country. My father's arrival in full credit, and with the ample means of supporting his engagements honourably, as well as benefiting his correspondents in future, was a stunning blow to MacVittie and Company, who had conceived his star set for ever. Highly incensed at the usage his confidential clerk and agent had received at their hands, Mr. Osbaldistone refused every tender of apology and accommodation; and having settled the balance of their account, announced to them that, with all its numerous contingent advantages, that leaf of their ledger was closed for ever.

Once our joyful chaos settled down, I found out that my father had arrived from Holland shortly after Owen left for Scotland. He was determined and quick in all his actions, pausing only to make sure his house could meet its obligations. Thanks to his extensive resources, with increased funds and strong credit from his successful ventures abroad, he easily managed what might have been challenging due to his absence alone. He headed to Scotland to get justice from Rashleigh Osbaldistone and to sort out his affairs there. My father's return, with a strong reputation and sufficient means to honor his commitments and benefit his partners in the future, dealt a big blow to MacVittie and Company, who thought he was finished for good. Furious about how his trusted clerk and agent had been treated, Mr. Osbaldistone rejected all their offers of apology and reconciliation. After settling their account balance, he informed them that, along with all its many associated advantages, that page in their ledger was closed forever.

While he enjoyed this triumph over false friends, he was not a little alarmed on my account. Owen, good man, had not supposed it possible that a journey of fifty or sixty miles, which may be made with so much ease and safety in any direction from London, could be attended with any particular danger. But he caught alarm, by sympathy, from my father, to whom the country, and the lawless character of its inhabitants, were better known.

While he took pleasure in this victory over false friends, he was quite worried about me. Owen, a good guy, didn’t think it was possible that a trip of fifty or sixty miles, which can be made so easily and safely in any direction from London, could come with any specific danger. But he became alarmed, by empathy, from my father, who knew better about the country and the lawless nature of its people.

These apprehensions were raised to agony, when, a few hours before I arrived, Andrew Fairservice made his appearance, with a dismal and exaggerated account of the uncertain state in which he had left me. The nobleman with whose troops he had been a sort of prisoner, had, after examination, not only dismissed him, but furnished him with the means of returning rapidly to Glasgow, in order to announce to my friends my precarious and unpleasant situation.

These worries turned into anguish when, just a few hours before I got there, Andrew Fairservice showed up with a gloomy and exaggerated story about the uncertain condition I was in. The nobleman whose troops had effectively held him captive, after questioning him, not only let him go but also provided him with a way to get back to Glasgow quickly, so he could inform my friends about my precarious and uncomfortable situation.

Andrew was one of those persons who have no objection to the sort of temporary attention and woeful importance which attaches itself to the bearer of bad tidings, and had therefore by no means smoothed down his tale in the telling, especially as the rich London merchant himself proved unexpectedly one of the auditors. He went at great length into an account of the dangers I had escaped, chiefly, as he insinuated, by means of his own experience, exertion, and sagacity.

Andrew was one of those people who didn’t mind the fleeting attention and sad significance that comes with being the messenger of bad news, so he definitely didn’t tone down his story while telling it, especially since the wealthy London merchant turned out to be one of his listeners. He went into great detail about the dangers I had faced, mainly suggesting that I survived thanks to his own experience, effort, and insight.

“What was to come of me now, when my better angel, in his (Andrew's) person, was removed from my side, it was,” he said, “sad and sair to conjecture; that the Bailie was nae better than just naebody at a pinch, or something waur, for he was a conceited body—and Andrew hated conceit—but certainly, atween the pistols and the carabines of the troopers, that rappit aff the tane after the tother as fast as hail, and the dirks and claymores o' the Hielanders, and the deep waters and weils o' the Avondow, it was to be thought there wad be a puir account of the young gentleman.”

“What will happen to me now that Andrew, my better angel, is gone?” he said. “It’s sad and painful to think about. The Bailie is no better than just nobody when it comes down to it, or maybe even worse, because he's such a conceited guy—and Andrew couldn’t stand conceit—but really, with the guns and rifles of the soldiers shooting one after the other, and the daggers and swords of the Highlanders, and the deep waters and wells of the Avondow, it seems likely that there will be a poor outcome for the young gentleman.”

This statement would have driven Owen to despair, had he been alone and unsupported; but my father's perfect knowledge of mankind enabled him easily to appreciate the character of Andrew, and the real amount of his intelligence. Stripped of all exaggeration, however, it was alarming enough to a parent. He determined to set out in person to obtain my liberty by ransom or negotiation, and was busied with Owen till a late hour, in order to get through some necessary correspondence, and devolve on the latter some business which should be transacted during his absence; and thus it chanced that I found them watchers.

This statement would have pushed Owen to despair if he had been alone and without support; however, my father's deep understanding of people allowed him to easily grasp Andrew's character and the true extent of his intelligence. Stripped of all exaggeration, it was still alarming enough for a parent. He decided to personally set out to secure my release, either through ransom or negotiation, and spent a late night with Owen to handle some essential correspondence and delegate some tasks to him for when he would be away; and that's how I found them keeping watch.

It was late ere we separated to rest, and, too impatient long to endure repose, I was stirring early the next morning. Andrew gave his attendance at my levee, as in duty bound, and, instead of the scarecrow figure to which he had been reduced at Aberfoil, now appeared in the attire of an undertaker, a goodly suit, namely, of the deepest mourning. It was not till after one or two queries, which the rascal affected as long as he could to misunderstand, that I found out he “had thought it but decent to put on mourning, on account of my inexpressible loss; and as the broker at whose shop he had equipped himself, declined to receive the goods again, and as his own garments had been destroyed or carried off in my honour's service, doubtless I and my honourable father, whom Providence had blessed wi' the means, wadna suffer a puir lad to sit down wi' the loss; a stand o' claes was nae great matter to an Osbaldistone (be praised for't!), especially to an old and attached servant o' the house.”

It was late when we finally separated to rest, and, too eager to stay still, I was up early the next morning. Andrew came to check on me, as was his duty, and instead of the ragged look he had at Aberfoil, he now showed up dressed like an undertaker, in a nice black suit. It wasn't until after a few questions, which he pretended to misunderstand for as long as he could, that I learned he “thought it was only right to wear mourning because of my deep loss; and since the broker at the shop where he got his outfit refused to take the clothes back, and since his own clothes had been ruined or taken in service to my honor, surely I and my honorable father, blessed by Providence with means, wouldn’t let a poor lad suffer the loss; a set of clothes was no big deal for an Osbaldistone (thank goodness for that!), especially for an old and loyal servant of the house.”

As there was something of justice in Andrew's plea of loss in my service, his finesse succeeded; and he came by a good suit of mourning, with a beaver and all things conforming, as the exterior signs of woe for a master who was alive and merry.

As there was some fairness in Andrew's claim of loss in my service, his cleverness paid off; he ended up with a nice set of mourning clothes, complete with a top hat and everything else that showed he was grieving for a master who was alive and well.

My father's first care, when he arose, was to visit Mr. Jarvie, for whose kindness he entertained the most grateful sentiments, which he expressed in very few, but manly and nervous terms. He explained the altered state of his affairs, and offered the Bailie, on such terms as could not but be both advantageous and acceptable, that part in his concerns which had been hitherto managed by MacVittie and Company. The Bailie heartily congratulated my father and Owen on the changed posture of their affairs, and, without affecting to disclaim that he had done his best to serve them, when matters looked otherwise, he said, “He had only just acted as he wad be done by—that, as to the extension of their correspondence, he frankly accepted it with thanks. Had MacVittie's folk behaved like honest men,” he said, “he wad hae liked ill to hae come in ahint them, and out afore them this gate. But it's otherwise, and they maun e'en stand the loss.”

My father's first concern when he got up was to visit Mr. Jarvie, for whom he felt deeply grateful, expressing it in a few strong and sincere words. He shared how his situation had changed and offered the Bailie a role in his business that would be both beneficial and appealing, which had previously been managed by MacVittie and Company. The Bailie sincerely congratulated my father and Owen on their improved circumstances and, while not pretending that he hadn't done his best to assist them when things seemed bleak, he said, “I only acted as I would want others to act toward me—regarding the expansion of our business relationship, I gladly accept it with thanks. If MacVittie's people had acted like honest men,” he said, “I would have been reluctant to come behind them and out in front like this. But it’s different now, and they’ll just have to take the loss.”

The Bailie then pulled me by the sleeve into a corner, and, after again cordially wishing me joy, proceeded, in rather an embarrassed tone—“I wad heartily wish, Maister Francis, there suld be as little said as possible about the queer things we saw up yonder awa. There's nae gude, unless ane were judicially examinate, to say onything about that awfu' job o' Morris—and the members o' the council wadna think it creditable in ane of their body to be fighting wi' a wheen Hielandmen, and singeing their plaidens—And abune a', though I am a decent sponsible man, when I am on my right end, I canna but think I maun hae made a queer figure without my hat and my periwig, hinging by the middle like bawdrons, or a cloak flung ower a cloak-pin. Bailie Grahame wad hae an unco hair in my neck an he got that tale by the end.”

The Bailie then pulled me by the sleeve into a corner and, after wishing me joy again, said in an awkward tone, “I really hope, Mr. Francis, that we don’t say too much about the strange things we saw over there. There’s no good in discussing that terrible situation with Morris unless someone is formally questioned, and the council members wouldn’t find it respectable for one of their own to be fighting with a bunch of Highlanders and singeing their plaids. And above all, even though I’m a decent respectable man when I’m at my best, I can’t help but think I must have looked ridiculous without my hat and wig, hanging down like laundry or a cloak thrown over a cloak pin. Bailie Grahame would be furious if he heard that story."

I could not suppress a smile when I recollected the Bailie's situation, although I certainly thought it no laughing matter at the time. The good-natured merchant was a little confused, but smiled also when he shook his head—“I see how it is—I see how it is. But say naething about it—there's a gude callant; and charge that lang-tongued, conceited, upsetting serving man o' yours, to sae naething neither. I wadna for ever sae muckle that even the lassock Mattie ken'd onything about it. I wad never hear an end o't.”

I couldn't help but smile when I thought about the Bailie's situation, even though I definitely didn't find it funny at the time. The good-natured merchant looked a bit confused but smiled too as he shook his head—“I get it—I get it. But don’t say anything about it—you're a good kid; and tell that long-winded, full-of-himself servant of yours not to say anything either. I wouldn't want anything to get out, especially not to that girl Mattie. I’d never hear the end of it.”

He was obviously relieved from his impending fears of ridicule, when I told him it was my father's intention to leave Glasgow almost immediately. Indeed he had now no motive for remaining, since the most valuable part of the papers carried off by Rashleigh had been recovered. For that portion which he had converted into cash and expended in his own or on political intrigues, there was no mode of recovering it but by a suit at law, which was forthwith commenced, and proceeded, as our law-agents assured us, with all deliberate speed.

He clearly felt relieved from his fear of being mocked when I told him my dad planned to leave Glasgow almost immediately. In fact, he had no reason to stay now that the most important part of the documents taken by Rashleigh had been retrieved. As for the portion he had turned into cash and spent on his own needs or political schemes, the only way to recover it was through a lawsuit, which was quickly started and, according to our lawyers, progressed with all due speed.

We spent, accordingly, one hospitable day with the Bailie, and took leave of him, as this narrative now does. He continued to grow in wealth, honour, and credit, and actually rose to the highest civic honours in his native city. About two years after the period I have mentioned, he tired of his bachelor life, and promoted Mattie from her wheel by the kitchen fire to the upper end of his table, in the character of Mrs. Jarvie. Bailie Grahame, the MacVitties, and others (for all men have their enemies, especially in the council of a royal burgh), ridiculed this transformation. “But,” said Mr. Jarvie, “let them say their say. I'll ne'er fash mysell, nor lose my liking for sae feckless a matter as a nine days' clash. My honest father the deacon had a byword,

We spent a generous day with the Bailie and said our goodbyes, just as this story is doing now. He continued to gain wealth, honor, and respect, and eventually achieved the highest civic honors in his hometown. About two years after the time I mentioned, he grew tired of being single and promoted Mattie from her spot by the kitchen fire to the head of his table as Mrs. Jarvie. Bailie Grahame, the MacVitties, and others (since everyone has their enemies, especially in the council of a royal burgh) mocked this change. "But," said Mr. Jarvie, "let them talk. I won’t worry about it or let a silly fuss like this bother me. My honest father the deacon used to say,

                       Brent brow and lily skin,
                       A loving heart, and a leal within,
                      Is better than gowd or gentle kin.
                       Brent brow and lily skin,  
                       A loving heart, and a loyal soul within,  
                       Is better than gold or noble family.  

Besides,” as he always concluded, “Mattie was nae ordinary lassock-quean; she was akin to the Laird o' Limmerfield.”

Besides,” as he always concluded, “Mattie wasn't just an ordinary girl; she was like the Laird of Limmerfield.”

Whether it was owing to her descent or her good gifts, I do not presume to decide; but Mattie behaved excellently in her exaltation, and relieved the apprehensions of some of the Bailie's friends, who had deemed his experiment somewhat hazardous. I do not know that there was any other incident of his quiet and useful life worthy of being particularly recorded.

Whether it was because of her background or her natural abilities, I can't say; but Mattie handled her elevation beautifully and eased the concerns of some of the Bailie's friends, who thought his experiment was a bit risky. I'm not aware of any other events in his calm and productive life that are particularly noteworthy.





CHAPTER TWENTIETH.

                  “Come ye hither my 'six' good sons,
                       Gallant men I trow ye be,
                  How many of you, my children dear,
                  Will stand by that good Earl and me?”

                     “Five” of them did answer make—
                     “Five” of them spoke hastily,
                     “O father, till the day we die,
                  We'll stand by that good Earl and thee.”
                                    The Rising in the North.
                  “Come here, my six good sons,
                       Brave men, I believe you are,
                  How many of you, my dear children,
                  Will stand by that good Earl and me?”

                     “Five” of them replied—
                     “Five” of them spoke quickly,
                     “Oh father, until the day we die,
                  We'll stand by that good Earl and you.”
                                    The Rising in the North.

On the morning when we were to depart from Glasgow, Andrew Fairservice bounced into my apartment like a madman, jumping up and down, and singing, with more vehemence than tune,

On the morning we were set to leave Glasgow, Andrew Fairservice burst into my apartment like a lunatic, jumping up and down and singing with more enthusiasm than melody,

                The kiln's on fire—the kiln's on fire—
                The kiln's on fire—she's a' in a lowe.
                The kiln's on fire—the kiln's on fire—  
                The kiln's on fire—she's all in flames.

With some difficulty I prevailed on him to cease his confounded clamour, and explain to me what the matter was. He was pleased to inform me, as if he had been bringing the finest news imaginable, “that the Hielands were clean broken out, every man o' them, and that Rob Roy, and a' his breekless bands, wad be down upon Glasgow or twenty-four hours o' the clock gaed round.”

With some effort, I got him to stop his annoying racket and tell me what was going on. He happily informed me, as if he were sharing the best news ever, “that the Highlands had completely risen up, every single one of them, and that Rob Roy and all his trouser-less gang would be in Glasgow within twenty-four hours.”

“Hold your tongue,” said I, “you rascal! You must be drunk or mad; and if there is any truth in your news, is it a singing matter, you scoundrel?”

“Shut your mouth,” I said, “you

“Drunk or mad? nae doubt,” replied Andrew, dauntlessly; “ane's aye drunk or mad if he tells what grit folks dinna like to hear—Sing? Od, the clans will make us sing on the wrang side o' our mouth, if we are sae drunk or mad as to bide their coming.”

“Drunk or crazy? No doubt,” replied Andrew, fearlessly; “you're always drunk or crazy if you say what important people don’t want to hear—Sing? Oh, the clans will force us to sing on the wrong side of our mouths if we’re so drunk or crazy as to wait for them to arrive.”

I rose in great haste, and found my father and Owen also on foot, and in considerable alarm.

I got up quickly and found my dad and Owen also on their feet, looking quite worried.

Andrew's news proved but too true in the main. The great rebellion which agitated Britain in the year 1715 had already broken out, by the unfortunate Earl of Mar's setting up the standard of the Stuart family in an ill-omened hour, to the ruin of many honourable families, both in England and Scotland. The treachery of some of the Jacobite agents (Rashleigh among the rest), and the arrest of others, had made George the First's Government acquainted with the extensive ramifications of a conspiracy long prepared, and which at last exploded prematurely, and in a part of the kingdom too distant to have any vital effect upon the country, which, however, was plunged into much confusion.

Andrew's news turned out to be largely true. The major rebellion that shook Britain in 1715 had already started, thanks to the unfortunate Earl of Mar raising the standard of the Stuart family at a bad time, leading to the downfall of many respected families in both England and Scotland. The betrayal by some of the Jacobite agents (including Rashleigh) and the arrest of others had alerted George the First's government to the wide-ranging network of a conspiracy that had been in preparation for a long time, which ultimately detonated too early and in a part of the kingdom far enough away to not have any significant impact on the country, though it did throw everything into a lot of chaos.

This great public event served to confirm and elucidate the obscure explanations I had received from MacGregor; and I could easily see why the westland clans, who were brought against him, should have waived their private quarrel, in consideration that they were all shortly to be engaged in the same public cause. It was a more melancholy reflection to my mind, that Diana Vernon was the wife of one of those who were most active in turning the world upside down, and that she was herself exposed to all the privations and perils of her husband's hazardous trade.

This major public event helped clarify the unclear explanations I had gotten from MacGregor; and I could easily understand why the clans from the west, who opposed him, decided to set aside their personal conflicts, knowing they would soon be involved in the same public cause. It was a sadder thought for me, that Diana Vernon was married to one of those most involved in causing chaos, and that she was herself facing all the hardships and dangers of her husband's risky occupation.

We held an immediate consultation on the measures we were to adopt in this crisis, and acquiesced in my father's plan, that we should instantly get the necessary passports, and make the best of our way to London. I acquainted my father with my wish to offer my personal service to the Government in any volunteer corps, several being already spoken of. He readily acquiesced in my proposal; for though he disliked war as a profession, yet, upon principle, no man would have exposed his life more willingly in defence of civil and religious liberty.

We quickly discussed the steps we needed to take in this crisis and agreed to my dad's plan to get the necessary passports right away and head to London as soon as possible. I let my dad know that I wanted to offer my personal service to the Government in any volunteer corps, as several were already being talked about. He was totally on board with my suggestion; even though he didn't like the idea of war as a profession, he believed that no one would be more willing to risk their life for the defense of civil and religious freedom.

We travelled in haste and in peril through Dumfriesshire and the neighbouring counties of England. In this quarter, gentlemen of the Tory interest were already in motion, mustering men and horses, while the Whigs assembled themselves in the principal towns, armed the inhabitants, and prepared for civil war. We narrowly escaped being stopped on more occasions than one, and were often compelled to take circuitous routes to avoid the points where forces were assembling.

We traveled quickly and dangerously through Dumfriesshire and the nearby counties of England. In this area, Tory supporters were already getting organized, gathering men and horses, while the Whigs were coming together in the main towns, arming the locals, and preparing for civil war. We narrowly avoided being stopped more than once and often had to take longer routes to steer clear of the places where forces were gathering.

When we reached London, we immediately associated with those bankers and eminent merchants who agreed to support the credit of Government, and to meet that run upon the funds, on which the conspirators had greatly founded their hopes of furthering their undertaking, by rendering the Government, as it were, bankrupt. My father was chosen one of the members of this formidable body of the monied interest, as all had the greatest confidence in his zeal, skill, and activity. He was also the organ by which they communicated with Government, and contrived, from funds belonging to his own house, or over which he had command, to find purchasers for a quantity of the national stock, which was suddenly flung into the market at a depreciated price when the rebellion broke out. I was not idle myself, but obtained a commission, and levied, at my father's expense, about two hundred men, with whom I joined General Carpenter's army.

When we got to London, we quickly connected with bankers and prominent merchants who agreed to back the government’s credit and to handle the rush on the funds, which the conspirators had heavily relied on to further their plans by making the government seem bankrupt. My father was selected as one of the members of this powerful group of investors because everyone had the utmost confidence in his enthusiasm, expertise, and energy. He also served as the liaison through which they communicated with the government and managed to find buyers for a large amount of national stock that had been suddenly dumped in the market at a reduced price when the rebellion started, using funds from his own firm or those he had access to. I was active as well, securing a commission and raising about two hundred men at my father's expense, which I then joined to General Carpenter's army.

The rebellion, in the meantime, had extended itself to England. The unfortunate Earl of Derwentwater had taken arms in the cause, along with General Foster. My poor uncle, Sir Hildebrand, whose estate was reduced to almost nothing by his own carelessness and the expense and debauchery of his sons and household, was easily persuaded to join that unfortunate standard. Before doing so, however, he exhibited a degree of precaution of which no one could have suspected him—he made his will!

The rebellion had, in the meantime, spread to England. The unfortunate Earl of Derwentwater had taken up arms for the cause, along with General Foster. My poor uncle, Sir Hildebrand, whose estate had been nearly wiped out by his own carelessness and the lavish spending and misconduct of his sons and household, was easily convinced to join that ill-fated cause. However, before doing so, he surprisingly showed a level of caution that no one would have expected from him—he made his will!

By this document he devised his estates at Osbaldistone Hall, and so forth, to his sons successively, and their male heirs, until he came to Rashleigh, whom, on account of the turn he had lately taken in politics, he detested with all his might,—he cut him off with a shilling, and settled the estate on me as his next heir. I had always been rather a favourite of the old gentleman; but it is probable that, confident in the number of gigantic youths who now armed around him, he considered the destination as likely to remain a dead letter, which he inserted chiefly to show his displeasure at Rashleigh's treachery, both public and domestic. There was an article, by which he, bequeathed to the niece of his late wife, Diana Vernon, now Lady Diana Vernon Beauchamp, some diamonds belonging to her late aunt, and a great silver ewer, having the arms of Vernon and Osbaldistone quarterly engraven upon it.

By this document, he left his estates at Osbaldistone Hall, and so on, to his sons in order, along with their male heirs, until he reached Rashleigh. Because of the recent political shift Rashleigh had taken, he despised him completely—so much so that he cut him off with just a shilling and passed the estate on to me as his next heir. I had always been somewhat of a favorite with the old man; however, it’s likely that, feeling secure with the number of strong young men supporting him, he thought this decision would be mostly symbolic, included mainly to express his disdain for Rashleigh’s betrayal, both in public and private. He also included a clause bequeathing some diamonds that belonged to his late wife’s niece, Diana Vernon, now Lady Diana Vernon Beauchamp, along with a large silver ewer, which had the arms of Vernon and Osbaldistone engraved on it.

But Heaven had decreed a more speedy extinction of his numerous and healthy lineage, than, most probably, he himself had reckoned on. In the very first muster of the conspirators, at a place called Green-Rigg, Thorncliff Osbaldistone quarrelled about precedence with a gentleman of the Northumbrian border, to the full as fierce and intractable as himself. In spite of all remonstrances, they gave their commander a specimen of how far their discipline might be relied upon, by fighting it out with their rapiers, and my kinsman was killed on the spot. His death was a great loss to Sir Hildebrand, for, notwithstanding his infernal temper, he had a grain or two of more sense than belonged to the rest of the brotherhood, Rashleigh always excepted.

But fate had decided a quicker end for his numerous and healthy family line than he likely expected. In the very first gathering of the conspirators, at a place called Green-Rigg, Thorncliff Osbaldistone argued about rank with a man from the Northumbrian border, who was just as fierce and stubborn as he was. Despite all objections, they showed their commander how unreliable their discipline was by settling it with their rapiers, and my relative was killed on the spot. His death was a significant loss for Sir Hildebrand, because, despite his terrible temper, he had a bit more sense than the rest of the group, Rashleigh always excepted.

Perceval, the sot, died also in his calling. He had a wager with another gentleman (who, from his exploits in that line, had acquired the formidable epithet of Brandy Swalewell), which should drink the largest cup of strong liquor when King James was proclaimed by the insurgents at Morpeth. The exploit was something enormous. I forget the exact quantity of brandy which Percie swallowed, but it occasioned a fever, of which he expired at the end of three days, with the word, water, water, perpetually on his tongue.

Perceval, the fool, also died in his profession. He had a bet with another man (who, due to his actions in that area, earned the intimidating nickname Brandy Swalewell) on who could drink the biggest cup of strong liquor when King James was declared by the rebels at Morpeth. The feat was quite impressive. I can't recall the exact amount of brandy that Percie drank, but it caused a fever, and he passed away three days later, with the word, water, water, constantly on his lips.

Dickon broke his neck near Warrington Bridge, in an attempt to show off a foundered blood-mare which he wished to palm upon a Manchester merchant who had joined the insurgents. He pushed the animal at a five-barred gate; she fell in the leap, and the unfortunate jockey lost his life.

Dickon broke his neck near Warrington Bridge while trying to show off a limp thoroughbred mare that he wanted to sell to a Manchester merchant who had joined the rebels. He urged the horse at a five-barred gate; she stumbled during the jump, and the unfortunate jockey lost his life.

Wilfred the fool, as sometimes befalls, had the best fortune of the family. He was slain at Proud Preston, in Lancashire, on the day that General Carpenter attacked the barricades, fighting with great bravery, though I have heard he was never able exactly to comprehend the cause of quarrel, and did not uniformly remember on which king's side he was engaged. John also behaved very boldly in the same engagement, and received several wounds, of which he was not happy enough to die on the spot.

Wilfred the fool, as it often happens, had the best luck in the family. He was killed at Proud Preston, in Lancashire, on the day General Carpenter attacked the barricades, fighting bravely, even though I’ve heard he never really understood what the fight was about and didn’t consistently remember which king's side he was on. John also fought bravely in the same battle and got several wounds, but unfortunately, he wasn’t lucky enough to die right there.

Old Sir Hildebrand, entirely brokenhearted by these successive losses, became, by the next day's surrender, one of the unhappy prisoners, and was lodged in Newgate with his wounded son John.

Old Sir Hildebrand, completely heartbroken by these ongoing losses, became, by the next day's surrender, one of the unfortunate prisoners and was held in Newgate with his injured son John.

I was now released from my military duty, and lost no time, therefore, in endeavouring to relieve the distresses of these new relations. My father's interest with Government, and the general compassion excited by a parent who had sustained the successive loss of so many sons within so short a time, would have prevented my uncle and cousin from being brought to trial for high treason. But their doom was given forth from a greater tribunal. John died of his wounds in Newgate, recommending to me in his last breath, a cast of hawks which he had at the Hall, and a black spaniel bitch called Lucy.

I was now done with my military service and wasted no time trying to help my new family. My father's connections with the government and the general sympathy for a parent who had lost so many sons in such a short time would have kept my uncle and cousin from facing trial for high treason. But their fate was decided by an even higher authority. John died from his injuries in Newgate, and with his last breath, he asked me to look after a group of hawks he had at the Hall, along with a black spaniel named Lucy.

My poor uncle seemed beaten down to the very earth by his family calamities, and the circumstances in which he unexpectedly found himself. He said little, but seemed grateful for such attentions as circumstances permitted me to show him. I did not witness his meeting with my father for the first time for so many years, and under circumstances so melancholy; but, judging from my father's extreme depression of spirits, it must have been melancholy in the last degree. Sir Hildebrand spoke with great bitterness against Rashleigh, now his only surviving child; laid upon him the ruin of his house, and the deaths of all his brethren, and declared, that neither he nor they would have plunged into political intrigue, but for that very member of his family, who had been the first to desert them. He once or twice mentioned Diana, always with great affection; and once he said, while I sate by his bedside—“Nevoy, since Thorncliff and all of them are dead, I am sorry you cannot have her.”

My poor uncle seemed completely worn down by his family's troubles and the unexpected situation he found himself in. He didn’t say much but appeared thankful for the little support I could offer. I didn’t see his first meeting with my father after so many years, especially under such sad circumstances; but judging by my father's deep sadness, it must have been incredibly bleak. Sir Hildebrand spoke with a lot of anger about Rashleigh, now the only child he had left; he blamed him for the downfall of his family and the deaths of all his siblings, claiming that neither he nor they would have gotten involved in political schemes if it weren't for that family member who was the first to abandon them. He mentioned Diana a couple of times, always fondly; and once, while I sat by his bedside, he said, “Nevoy, since Thorncliff and all of them are gone, I regret that you can’t have her.”

The expression affected me much at the time; for it was a usual custom of the poor old baronet's, when joyously setting forth upon the morning's chase, to distinguish Thorncliff, who was a favourite, while he summoned the rest more generally; and the loud jolly tone in which he used to hollo, “Call Thornie—call all of them,” contrasted sadly with the woebegone and self-abandoning note in which he uttered the disconsolate words which I have above quoted. He mentioned the contents of his will, and supplied me with an authenticated copy;—the original he had deposited with my old acquaintance Mr. Justice Inglewood, who, dreaded by no one, and confided in by all as a kind of neutral person, had become, for aught I know, the depositary of half the wills of the fighting men of both factions in the county of Northumberland.

The words really hit me at the time; it was a common thing for the poor old baronet, when happily heading out for the morning hunt, to call out for Thorncliff, who he favored, while summoning the others more generally. The cheerful way he would shout, “Call Thornie—call all of them,” stood in stark contrast to the sad and hopeless tone he used when he spoke the disheartening words I've quoted above. He talked about his will and gave me a certified copy; he had left the original with my old friend Mr. Justice Inglewood, who, being trusted by everyone as a kind of neutral figure, had become, as far as I know, the keeper of half the wills of the fighters from both sides in Northumberland.

The greater part of my uncle's last hours were spent in the discharge of the religious duties of his church, in which he was directed by the chaplain of the Sardinian ambassador, for whom, with some difficulty, we obtained permission to visit him. I could not ascertain by my own observation, or through the medical attendants, that Sir Hildebrand Osbaldistone died of any formed complaint bearing a name in the science of medicine. He seemed to me completely worn out and broken down by fatigue of body and distress of mind, and rather ceased to exist, than died of any positive struggle,—just as a vessel, buffeted and tossed by a succession of tempestuous gales, her timbers overstrained, and her joints loosened, will sometimes spring a leak and founder, when there are no apparent causes for her destruction.

Most of my uncle's last hours were spent fulfilling the religious obligations of his church, guided by the chaplain of the Sardinian ambassador. It took some effort, but we got permission to visit him. I couldn’t determine, either through my own observations or from the medical staff, that Sir Hildebrand Osbaldistone died from any specific medical condition. To me, he seemed completely exhausted and overwhelmed by physical fatigue and emotional distress. He appeared to fade away rather than die from any active struggle—like a ship, battered by a series of violent storms, with its structure worn out and joints loosened, that suddenly springs a leak and sinks, even when there are no obvious reasons for its demise.

It was a remarkable circumstance that my father, after the last duties were performed to his brother, appeared suddenly to imbibe a strong anxiety that I should act upon the will, and represent his father's house, which had hitherto seemed to be the thing in the world which had least charms for him. But formerly, he had been like the fox in the fable, contemning what was beyond his reach; and, moreover, I doubt not that the excessive dislike which he entertained against Rashleigh (now Sir Rashleigh) Osbaldistone, who loudly threatened to attack his father Sir Hildebrand's will and settlement, corroborated my father's desire to maintain it.

It was quite a surprising turn of events that my father, after fulfilling the last rites for his brother, suddenly seemed to feel a strong pressure for me to execute the will and represent his family's legacy, which had always seemed to hold little allure for him. But before, he was like the fox in the fable, dismissing what was out of his reach; and I’m sure that his intense dislike for Rashleigh (now Sir Rashleigh) Osbaldistone, who threatened to challenge his father Sir Hildebrand’s will and estate, only fueled my father’s resolve to uphold it.

“He had been most unjustly disinherited,” he said, “by his own father—his brother's will had repaired the disgrace, if not the injury, by leaving the wreck of his property to Frank, the natural heir, and he was determined the bequest should take effect.”

“He had been completely unfairly cut off from the inheritance,” he said, “by his own father—his brother’s will had fixed the shame, if not the harm, by leaving the remains of his estate to Frank, the rightful heir, and he was determined that the inheritance should go through.”

In the meantime, Rashleigh was not altogether a contemptible personage as an opponent. The information he had given to Government was critically well-timed, and his extreme plausibility, with the extent of his intelligence, and the artful manner in which he contrived to assume both merit and influence, had, to a certain extent, procured him patrons among Ministers. We were already in the full tide of litigation with him on the subject of his pillaging the firm of Osbaldistone and Tresham; and, judging from the progress we made in that comparatively simple lawsuit, there was a chance that this second course of litigation might be drawn out beyond the period of all our natural lives.

In the meantime, Rashleigh was not entirely a worthless opponent. The information he provided to the government was extremely well-timed, and his convincing nature, combined with his intelligence and the clever way he managed to appear both deserving and influential, had gained him some support among the ministers. We were already deep in a legal battle with him over his looting of the firm Osbaldistone and Tresham; considering how our fairly straightforward lawsuit was progressing, there was a good chance that this second round of legal disputes could drag on for the rest of our lives.

To avert these delays as much as possible, my father, by the advice of his counsel learned in the law, paid off and vested in my person the rights to certain large mortgages affecting Osbaldistone Hall. Perhaps, however, the opportunity to convert a great share of the large profits which accrued from the rapid rise of the funds upon the suppression of the rebellion, and the experience he had so lately had of the perils of commerce, encouraged him to realise, in this manner, a considerable part of his property. At any rate, it so chanced, that, instead of commanding me to the desk, as I fully expected, having intimated my willingness to comply with his wishes, however they might destine me, I received his directions to go down to Osbaldistone Hall, and take possession of it as the heir and representative of the family. I was directed to apply to Squire Inglewood for the copy of my uncle's will deposited with him, and take all necessary measures to secure that possession which sages say makes nine points of the law.

To avoid these delays as much as possible, my father, acting on the advice of his legal counsel, paid off and transferred to me the rights to certain large mortgages related to Osbaldistone Hall. However, the chance to convert a significant portion of the substantial profits from the rapid increase of funds following the suppression of the rebellion, along with his recent experiences of the risks in business, may have prompted him to secure a considerable part of his property this way. In any case, it turned out that instead of sending me to the office as I had fully expected—after indicating my willingness to follow his plans, whatever they might be—I was instructed to go down to Osbaldistone Hall and take possession of it as the heir and representative of the family. I was told to contact Squire Inglewood for the copy of my uncle's will he was holding and to take all necessary steps to ensure that possession, which wise people say is nine-tenths of the law.

At another time I should have been delighted with this change of destination. But now Osbaldistone Hall was accompanied with many painful recollections. Still, however, I thought, that in that neighbourhood only I was likely to acquire some information respecting the fate of Diana Vernon. I had every reason to fear it must be far different from what I could have wished it. But I could obtain no precise information on the subject.

At another time, I would have been thrilled about this change of destination. But now, Osbaldistone Hall came with many painful memories. Still, I thought that it was only in that area that I might find out something about what happened to Diana Vernon. I had every reason to believe it must be very different from what I had hoped. But I couldn't get any clear information on the matter.

It was in vain that I endeavoured, by such acts of kindness as their situation admitted, to conciliate the confidence of some distant relations who were among the prisoners in Newgate. A pride which I could not condemn, and a natural suspicion of the Whig Frank Osbaldistone, cousin to the double-distilled traitor Rashleigh, closed every heart and tongue, and I only received thanks, cold and extorted, in exchange for such benefits as I had power to offer. The arm of the law was also gradually abridging the numbers of those whom I endeavoured to serve, and the hearts of the survivors became gradually more contracted towards all whom they conceived to be concerned with the existing Government. As they were led gradually, and by detachments, to execution, those who survived lost interest in mankind, and the desire of communicating with them. I shall long remember what one of them, Ned Shafton by name, replied to my anxious inquiry, whether there was any indulgence I could procure him? “Mr. Frank Osbaldistone, I must suppose you mean me kindly, and therefore I thank you. But, by G—, men cannot be fattened like poultry, when they see their neighbours carried off day by day to the place of execution, and know that their own necks are to be twisted round in their turn.”

I tried hard, without success, to win the trust of some distant relatives who were prisoners in Newgate by offering them whatever little kindness I could. A pride I couldn't criticize, along with a natural distrust of the Whig Frank Osbaldistone, who was related to the treacherous Rashleigh, shut them off from me completely. All I received in return for my goodwill were cold and forced thanks for the help I could provide. The law was also slowly reducing the number of those I was trying to assist, and the survivors grew increasingly hostile toward anyone they thought was connected to the current government. As they were led to execution in small groups, those who remained lost interest in humanity and stopped wanting to connect with others. I will always remember how one of them, named Ned Shafton, responded to my worried question about whether I could get him any comforts: “Mr. Frank Osbaldistone, I assume you mean well, and I appreciate that. But, honestly, you can't expect people to feel safe and secure when they see their neighbors taken away one by one to be executed, knowing that their own turn will come soon enough.”

Upon the whole, therefore, I was glad to escape from London, from Newgate, and from the scenes which both exhibited, to breathe the free air of Northumberland. Andrew Fairservice had continued in my service more from my father's pleasure than my own. At present there seemed a prospect that his local acquaintance with Osbaldistone Hall and its vicinity might be useful; and, of course, he accompanied me on my journey, and I enjoyed the prospect of getting rid of him, by establishing him in his old quarters. I cannot conceive how he could prevail upon my father to interest himself in him, unless it were by the art, which he possessed in no inconsiderable degree, of affecting an extreme attachment to his master; which theoretical attachment he made compatible in practice with playing all manner of tricks without scruple, providing only against his master being cheated by any one but himself.

Overall, I was relieved to get away from London, from Newgate, and from the scenes that mirrored those experiences, to breathe the fresh air of Northumberland. Andrew Fairservice stayed in my employ more because my father wanted him there than for any desire of my own. Right now, it looked like his local knowledge of Osbaldistone Hall and the area might come in handy; so, naturally, he traveled with me, and I looked forward to getting rid of him by settling him back in his old place. I can’t imagine how he convinced my father to take an interest in him unless it was through the skill, which he had in no small measure, of pretending to be extremely devoted to his master; this supposed devotion he managed to balance with pulling all sorts of tricks without hesitation, making sure that his master was only cheated by him.

We performed our journey to the North without any remarkable adventure, and we found the country, so lately agitated by rebellion, now peaceful and in good order. The nearer we approached to Osbaldistone Hall, the more did my heart sink at the thought of entering that deserted mansion; so that, in order to postpone the evil day, I resolved first to make my visit at Mr. Justice Inglewood's.

We made our trip to the North without any significant adventures, and we found the area, which had recently been disturbed by rebellion, now calm and well-organized. The closer we got to Osbaldistone Hall, the more my heart sank at the idea of entering that lonely house; so, to delay the inevitable, I decided to visit Mr. Justice Inglewood first.

That venerable person had been much disturbed with thoughts of what he had been, and what he now was; and natural recollections of the past had interfered considerably with the active duty which in his present situation might have been expected from him. He was fortunate, however, in one respect; he had got rid of his clerk Jobson, who had finally left him in dudgeon at his inactivity, and become legal assistant to a certain Squire Standish, who had lately commenced operations in those parts as a justice, with a zeal for King George and the Protestant succession, which, very different from the feelings of his old patron, Mr. Jobson had more occasion to restrain within the bounds of the law, than to stimulate to exertion.

That old man had been deeply troubled by thoughts of who he once was and who he had become; memories of the past heavily interfered with the work that would typically be expected of him in his current situation. However, he was lucky in one way; he had finally managed to get rid of his clerk Jobson, who had left him in frustration over his inactivity and taken a job as a legal assistant to a certain Squire Standish. Standish had recently started working as a justice in the area, showing a strong loyalty to King George and the Protestant succession, which was quite different from his old patron's views. Jobson had to work harder to keep himself within legal limits than to push for action.

Old Justice Inglewood received me with great courtesy, and readily exhibited my uncle's will, which seemed to be without a flaw. He was for some time in obvious distress, how he should speak and act in my presence; but when he found, that though a supporter of the present Government upon principle, I was disposed to think with pity on those who had opposed it on a mistaken feeling of loyalty and duty, his discourse became a very diverting medley of what he had done, and what he had left undone,—the pains he had taken to prevent some squires from joining, and to wink at the escape of others, who had been so unlucky as to engage in the affair.

Old Justice Inglewood welcomed me warmly and quickly showed me my uncle's will, which appeared to be flawless. He seemed to struggle for a while with how to communicate and behave in my presence; however, when he realized that, while I supported the current Government based on principle, I also felt compassion for those who had opposed it out of misguided loyalty and duty, his conversation turned into an entertaining mix of what he had done and what he hadn't done—his efforts to stop some local gentlemen from joining in and his discreet approval of the escape of others who had unfortunately gotten involved in the situation.

We were tete-a'-tete, and several bumpers had been quaffed by the Justice's special desire, when, on a sudden, he requested me to fill a bona fide brimmer to the health of poor dear Die Vernon, the rose of the wilderness, the heath-bell of Cheviot, and the blossom that's transplanted to an infernal convent.

We were one-on-one, and several drinks had been downed at the Justice's special request when, all of a sudden, he asked me to pour a genuine full glass to toast the health of poor dear Die Vernon, the rose of the wild, the heath-bell of Cheviot, and the flower that's been moved to a hellish convent.

“Is not Miss Vernon married, then?” I exclaimed, in great astonishment. “I thought his Excellency”—

“Is Miss Vernon not married, then?” I exclaimed, in great astonishment. “I thought his Excellency”—

“Pooh! pooh! his Excellency and his Lordship's all a humbug now, you know—mere St. Germains titles—Earl of Beauchamp, and ambassador plenipotentiary from France, when the Duke Regent of Orleans scarce knew that he lived, I dare say. But you must have seen old Sir Frederick Vernon at the Hall, when he played the part of Father Vaughan?”

“Ugh! His Excellency and his Lordship are just a bunch of fakes now, you know—just empty titles like St. Germain’s—Earl of Beauchamp, and ambassador from France, when the Duke Regent of Orleans probably didn’t even know he existed, I bet. But you must have seen old Sir Frederick Vernon at the Hall when he was pretending to be Father Vaughan?”

“Good Heavens! then Vaughan was Miss Vernon's father?”

"Wow! So Vaughan was Miss Vernon's dad?"

“To be sure he was,” said the Justice coolly;—“there's no use in keeping the secret now, for he must be out of the country by this time—otherwise, no doubt, it would be my duty to apprehend him.—Come, off with your bumper to my dear lost Die!

“To be sure he was,” said the Justice calmly; “there's no point in keeping the secret now, since he must be out of the country by now—otherwise, it would definitely be my responsibility to catch him. Come, raise your glass to my dear lost Die!”

                 And let her health go round, around, around,
                     And let her health go round;
                 For though your stocking be of silk,
                 Your knees near kiss the ground, aground, aground.” *
                 And let her health go round, around, around,  
                     And let her health go round;  
                 For even if your stockings are silk,  
                 Your knees are close to the ground, on the ground, on the ground. ” *

* This pithy verse occurs, it is believed, in Shadwell's play of Bury Fair.

* This concise verse is believed to appear in Shadwell's play Bury Fair.

I was unable, as the reader may easily conceive, to join in the Justice's jollity. My head swam with the shock I had received. “I never heard,” I said, “that Miss Vernon's father was living.”

I couldn't, as anyone could imagine, join in the Justice's good mood. My head was spinning from the shock I had just experienced. “I never heard,” I said, “that Miss Vernon's father was alive.”

“It was not our Government's fault that he is,” replied Inglewood, “for the devil a man there is whose head would have brought more money. He was condemned to death for Fenwick's plot, and was thought to have had some hand in the Knightsbridge affair, in King William's time; and as he had married in Scotland a relation of the house of Breadalbane, he possessed great influence with all their chiefs. There was a talk of his being demanded to be given up at the peace of Ryswick, but he shammed ill, and his death was given publicly out in the French papers. But when he came back here on the old score, we old cavaliers knew him well,—that is to say, I knew him, not as being a cavalier myself, but no information being lodged against the poor gentleman, and my memory being shortened by frequent attacks of the gout, I could not have sworn to him, you know.”

“It wasn’t our Government’s fault that he is,” Inglewood replied, “because there isn’t a single man there whose head would have been worth more money. He was sentenced to death for Fenwick’s plot and was believed to have had some involvement in the Knightsbridge incident during King William’s reign; plus, having married a relative of the Breadalbane family in Scotland, he had significant influence with their leaders. There was talk of him being requested for extradition at the peace of Ryswick, but he pretended to be sick, and his death was reported publicly in the French newspapers. But when he returned here under the same circumstances, we old cavaliers recognized him well—though I mean to say, I recognized him not as a cavalier myself, but since there was no case against the poor man, and my memory has been clouded by frequent gout attacks, I can’t really say I could’ve identified him, you know.”

“Was he, then, not known at Osbaldistone Hall?” I inquired.

“Was he not known at Osbaldistone Hall?” I asked.

“To none but to his daughter, the old knight, and Rashleigh, who had got at that secret as he did at every one else, and held it like a twisted cord about poor Die's neck. I have seen her one hundred times she would have spit at him, if it had not been fear for her father, whose life would not have been worth five minutes' purchase if he had been discovered to the Government.—But don't mistake me, Mr. Osbaldistone; I say the Government is a good, a gracious, and a just Government; and if it has hanged one-half of the rebels, poor things, all will acknowledge they would not have been touched had they staid peaceably at home.”

“To no one but his daughter, the old knight, and Rashleigh, who had learned that secret just like he did with everyone else, and held it like a noose around poor Die's neck. I’ve seen her a hundred times when she would have spat at him if it weren’t for her fear of her father, whose life wouldn’t have been worth five minutes if he had been found out by the Government.—But don’t get me wrong, Mr. Osbaldistone; I’m saying the Government is a good, gracious, and just Government; and if it has executed half of the rebels, poor souls, everyone will agree they wouldn’t have been targeted if they had just stayed peacefully at home.”

Waiving the discussion of these political questions, I brought back Mr. Inglewood to his subject, and I found that Diana, having positively refused to marry any of the Osbaldistone family, and expressed her particular detestation of Rashleigh, he had from that time begun to cool in zeal for the cause of the Pretender; to which, as the youngest of six brethren, and bold, artful, and able, he had hitherto looked forward as the means of making his fortune. Probably the compulsion with which he had been forced to render up the spoils which he had abstracted from my father's counting-house by the united authority of Sir Frederick Vernon and the Scottish Chiefs, had determined his resolution to advance his progress by changing his opinions and betraying his trust. Perhaps also—for few men were better judges where his interest was concerned—he considered their means and talents to be, as they afterwards proved, greatly inadequate to the important task of overthrowing an established Government. Sir Frederick Vernon, or, as he was called among the Jacobites, his Excellency Viscount Beauchamp, had, with his daughter, some difficulty in escaping the consequences of Rashleigh's information. Here Mr. Inglewood's information was at fault; but he did not doubt, since we had not heard of Sir Frederick being in the hands of the Government, he must be by this time abroad, where, agreeably to the cruel bond he had entered into with his brother-in-law, Diana, since she had declined to select a husband out of the Osbaldistone family, must be confined to a convent. The original cause of this singular agreement Mr. Inglewood could not perfectly explain; but he understood it was a family compact, entered into for the purpose of securing to Sir Frederick the rents of the remnant of his large estates, which had been vested in the Osbaldistone family by some legal manoeuvre; in short, a family compact, in which, like many of those undertaken at that time of day, the feelings of the principal parties interested were no more regarded than if they had been a part of the live-stock upon the lands.

Setting aside the political discussions, I brought Mr. Inglewood back to his topic, and I discovered that Diana, having firmly refused to marry any of the Osbaldistone family and expressing her strong dislike for Rashleigh, had caused him to lose interest in the cause of the Pretender. As the youngest of six brothers and being bold, cunning, and capable, he had previously seen this as his chance to make a fortune. It’s likely that the pressure he faced to return the stolen money from my father's office, enforced by Sir Frederick Vernon and the Scottish Chiefs, influenced his decision to change his beliefs and betray his trust. Perhaps, too—since few men were better at judging what was in their own interest—he realized that their resources and abilities were, as events later shown, seriously insufficient for the daunting task of toppling an established government. Sir Frederick Vernon, or as he was known among the Jacobites, his Excellency Viscount Beauchamp, had faced some trouble escaping the fallout from Rashleigh's intel. Here, Mr. Inglewood's information was lacking; however, he figured that since we hadn’t heard of Sir Frederick being captured by the government, he must be abroad by now, where, according to the harsh agreement he had made with his brother-in-law, Diana, since she refused to choose a husband from the Osbaldistone family, was to be confined to a convent. Mr. Inglewood couldn't fully explain the original reason for this unusual arrangement; he understood it was a family pact designed to secure Sir Frederick the income from the remainder of his large estates, which had somehow been put under the Osbaldistone family's control through legal means. In short, it was a family deal in which, like many others at that time, the feelings of the main parties involved were disregarded as if they were merely livestock on the land.

I cannot tell,—such is the waywardness of the human heart,—whether this intelligence gave me joy or sorrow. It seemed to me, that, in the knowledge that Miss Vernon was eternally divided from me, not by marriage with another, but by seclusion in a convent, in order to fulfil an absurd bargain of this kind, my regret for her loss was aggravated rather than diminished. I became dull, low-spirited, absent, and unable to support the task of conversing with Justice Inglewood, who in his turn yawned, and proposed to retire early. I took leave of him overnight, determining the next day, before breakfast, to ride over to Osbaldistone Hall.

I can’t say—such is the unpredictability of the human heart—whether this news made me happy or sad. It felt to me that knowing Miss Vernon was permanently out of reach, not because she was married to someone else, but because she was secluded in a convent to fulfill such a ridiculous agreement, intensified my regret for her loss rather than lessened it. I grew dull, low-spirited, distracted, and struggled to keep up a conversation with Justice Inglewood, who in turn yawned and suggested heading home early. I said goodnight to him, planning to ride over to Osbaldistone Hall the next morning before breakfast.

Mr. Inglewood acquiesced in my proposal. “It would be well,” he said, “that I made my appearance there before I was known to be in the country, the more especially as Sir Rashleigh Osbaldistone was now, he understood, at Mr. Jobson's house, hatching some mischief, doubtless. They were fit company,” he added, “for each other, Sir Rashleigh having lost all right to mingle in the society of men of honour; but it was hardly possible two such d—d rascals should collogue together without mischief to honest people.”

Mr. Inglewood agreed to my suggestion. “It would be best,” he said, “for me to show up there before anyone knew I was in the country, especially since Sir Rashleigh Osbaldistone was, as he understood, at Mr. Jobson's house, likely planning some trouble. They are certainly suited for each other,” he added, “with Sir Rashleigh having completely lost the right to associate with honorable men; but it’s hardly likely that two such damned rascals could scheme together without causing trouble for decent people.”

He concluded, by earnestly recommending a toast and tankard, and an attack upon his venison pasty, before I set out in the morning, just to break the cold air on the words.

He finished by sincerely suggesting a toast and a drink, as well as digging into his venison pie, before I left in the morning, just to warm things up a bit.





CHAPTER TWENTY-FIRST.

                   His master's gone, and no one now
                       Dwells in the halls of Ivor;
                   Men, dogs, and horses, all are dead,
                       He is the sole survivor.
                                         Wordsworth.
                   His master’s gone, and no one now
                       Lives in the halls of Ivor;
                   Men, dogs, and horses, all are dead,
                       He is the only survivor.
                                         Wordsworth.

There are few more melancholy sensations than those with which we regard scenes of past pleasure when altered and deserted. In my ride to Osbaldistone Hall, I passed the same objects which I had seen in company with Miss Vernon on the day of our memorable ride from Inglewood Place. Her spirit seemed to keep me company on the way; and when I approached the spot where I had first seen her, I almost listened for the cry of the hounds and the notes of the horn, and strained my eye on the vacant space, as if to descry the fair huntress again descend like an apparition from the hill. But all was silent, and all was solitary. When I reached the Hall, the closed doors and windows, the grass-grown pavement, the courts, which were now so silent, presented a strong contrast to the gay and bustling scene I had so often seen them exhibit, when the merry hunters were going forth to their morning sport, or returning to the daily festival. The joyous bark of the fox-hounds as they were uncoupled, the cries of the huntsmen, the clang of the horses' hoofs, the loud laugh of the old knight at the head of his strong and numerous descendants, were all silenced now and for ever.

There are few feelings more melancholic than the way we look back at scenes of past happiness that have changed and been left behind. On my ride to Osbaldistone Hall, I passed the same places I had seen with Miss Vernon on that memorable day we rode from Inglewood Place. Her spirit seemed to accompany me on the journey; as I got closer to where I had first seen her, I almost listened for the sound of the hounds and the notes of the horn, straining my eyes at the empty space, as if hoping to see the beautiful huntress appear like a ghost from the hill. But everything was silent and alone. When I reached the Hall, the closed doors and windows, the overgrown pavement, the now quiet courtyards were a sharp contrast to the lively and bustling scene I had often witnessed, with cheerful hunters setting out for their morning sport or returning to the daily celebration. The joyful barking of the foxhounds as they were set free, the calls of the huntsmen, the sound of the horses' hooves, and the hearty laughter of the old knight at the head of his strong and many descendants were all now forever silenced.

While I gazed round the scene of solitude and emptiness, I was inexpressibly affected, even by recollecting those whom, when alive, I had no reason to regard with affection. But the thought that so many youths of goodly presence, warm with life, health, and confidence, were within so short a time cold in the grave, by various, yet all violent and unexpected modes of death, afforded a picture of mortality at which the mind trembled. It was little consolation to me, that I returned a proprietor to the halls which I had left almost like a fugitive. My mind was not habituated to regard the scenes around as my property, and I felt myself an usurper, at least an intruding stranger, and could hardly divest myself of the idea, that some of the bulky forms of my deceased kinsmen were, like the gigantic spectres of a romance, to appear in the gateway, and dispute my entrance.

As I looked around at the scene of loneliness and emptiness, I was deeply moved, even thinking about people I had no reason to feel fond of when they were alive. But the realization that so many young people, full of life, health, and confidence, were now so suddenly cold in the grave, due to various violent and unexpected deaths, painted a stark picture of mortality that made my mind shudder. It offered little comfort that I returned as an owner to the halls I had fled from almost like a runaway. My mind wasn’t accustomed to seeing the surroundings as mine, and I felt like a trespasser, at best an unwelcome guest, struggling to shake off the thought that some of my deceased relatives would, like the giant ghosts from a story, appear at the entrance and challenge my right to be there.

While I was engaged in these sad thoughts, my follower Andrew, whose feelings were of a very different nature, exerted himself in thundering alternately on every door in the building, calling, at the same time, for admittance, in a tone so loud as to intimate, that he, at least, was fully sensible of his newly acquired importance, as squire of the body to the new lord of the manor. At length, timidly and reluctantly, Anthony Syddall, my uncle's aged butler and major-domo, presented himself at a lower window, well fenced with iron bars, and inquired our business.

While I was lost in these sad thoughts, my friend Andrew, whose feelings were completely different, was banging on every door in the building, shouting for someone to let him in, in a voice so loud that it made it clear that he, at least, was fully aware of his new importance as the right-hand man to the new lord of the manor. Finally, hesitantly and unwillingly, Anthony Syddall, my uncle's elderly butler and manager, appeared at a lower window, secured with iron bars, and asked what we needed.

“We are come to tak your charge aff your hand, my auld friend,” said Andrew Fairservice; “ye may gie up your keys as sune as ye like—ilka dog has his day. I'll tak the plate and napery aff your hand. Ye hae had your ain time o't, Mr. Syddall; but ilka bean has its black, and ilka path has its puddle; and it will just set you henceforth to sit at the board-end, as weel as it did Andrew lang syne.”

“We're here to take over your responsibilities, my old friend,” said Andrew Fairservice; “you can hand over your keys whenever you're ready—every dog has its day. I'll take the silver and linens from you. You've had your time, Mr. Syddall; but every bean has its dark side, and every path has its puddle; and from now on, you'll just be sitting at the end of the table, just like Andrew did long ago.”

Checking with some difficulty the forwardness of my follower, I explained to Syddall the nature of my right, and the title I had to demand admittance into the Hall, as into my own property. The old man seemed much agitated and distressed, and testified manifest reluctance to give me entrance, although it was couched in a humble and submissive tone. I allowed for the agitation of natural feelings, which really did the old man honour; but continued peremptory in my demand of admittance, explaining to him that his refusal would oblige me to apply for Mr. Inglewood's warrant, and a constable.

Struggling a bit to keep my follower in check, I explained to Syddall the nature of my rights and my claim to enter the Hall as if it were my own property. The old man seemed really shaken and upset, showing clear hesitation to let me in, though he spoke in a humble and submissive manner. I understood that his agitation came from genuine feelings, which I respected, but I remained firm in insisting on my entrance. I told him that if he refused, I would have to get a warrant from Mr. Inglewood and call a constable.

“We are come from Mr. Justice Inglewood's this morning,” said Andrew, to enforce the menace;—“and I saw Archie Rutledge, the constable, as I came up by;—the country's no to be lawless as it has been, Mr. Syddall, letting rebels and papists gang on as they best listed.”

“We just came from Mr. Justice Inglewood's this morning,” Andrew said, emphasizing the threat. “I saw Archie Rutledge, the constable, as I was coming by. This country can't stay lawless like it has, Mr. Syddall, letting rebels and Catholics do as they please.”

The threat of the law sounded dreadful in the old man's ears, conscious as he was of the suspicion under which he himself lay, from his religion and his devotion to Sir Hildebrand and his sons. He undid, with fear and trembling, one of the postern entrances, which was secured with many a bolt and bar, and humbly hoped that I would excuse him for fidelity in the discharge of his duty.—I reassured him, and told him I had the better opinion of him for his caution.

The threat of the law felt terrifying to the old man, fully aware of the suspicion hovering over him because of his faith and his loyalty to Sir Hildebrand and his sons. With fear and anxiety, he carefully unlatched one of the hidden gates, which was locked with numerous bolts and bars, and humbly asked me to forgive him for being diligent in his duty. I reassured him, telling him that I respected him more because of his caution.

“Sae have not I,” said Andrew; “Syddall is an auld sneck-drawer; he wadna be looking as white as a sheet, and his knees knocking thegither, unless it were for something mair than he's like to tell us.”

“Neither have I,” said Andrew; “Syddall is an old sneak; he wouldn't be looking as pale as a ghost, and his knees knocking together, unless it's for something more than he's likely to tell us.”

“Lord forgive you, Mr. Fairservice,” replied the butler, “to say such things of an old friend and fellow-servant!—Where”—following me humbly along the passage—“where would it be your honour's pleasure to have a fire lighted? I fear me you will find the house very dull and dreary—But perhaps you mean to ride back to Inglewood Place to dinner?”

“Lord forgive you, Mr. Fairservice,” replied the butler, “for saying such things about an old friend and colleague!—Where”—following me humbly down the hallway—“would you like to have a fire lit? I’m afraid you’ll find the house quite dull and dreary—But maybe you plan to ride back to Inglewood Place for dinner?”

“Light a fire in the library,” I replied.

“Start a fire in the library,” I said.

“In the library!” answered the old man;—“nobody has sat there this many a day, and the room smokes, for the daws have built in the chimney this spring, and there were no young men about the Hall to pull them down.”

“In the library!” replied the old man; “nobody has been in there for ages, and the room is filled with smoke because the crows have made a nest in the chimney this spring, and there weren’t any young men around the Hall to take them down.”

“Our ain reekes better than other folk's fire,” said Andrew. “His honour likes the library;—he's nane o' your Papishers, that delight in blinded ignorance, Mr. Syddall.”

“Our own smoke is better than other people's fire,” said Andrew. “His honor enjoys the library; he’s not one of those Papists who revel in willful ignorance, Mr. Syddall.”

Very reluctantly as it appeared to me, the butler led the way to the library, and, contrary to what he had given me to expect, the interior of the apartment looked as if it had been lately arranged, and made more comfortable than usual. There was a fire in the grate, which burned clearly, notwithstanding what Syddall had reported of the vent. Taking up the tongs, as if to arrange the wood, but rather perhaps to conceal his own confusion, the butler observed, “it was burning clear now, but had smoked woundily in the morning.”

Very reluctantly, it seemed to me, the butler led the way to the library. Contrary to what he had made me expect, the inside of the room looked like it had been recently arranged and made more comfortable than usual. There was a fire in the grate that burned brightly, despite what Syddall had said about the vent. As he picked up the tongs, either to adjust the wood or to hide his own awkwardness, the butler commented, “it’s burning clearly now, but it had smoked terribly this morning.”

Wishing to be alone, till I recovered myself from the first painful sensations which everything around me recalled, I desired old Syddall to call the land-steward, who lived at about a quarter of a mile from the Hall. He departed with obvious reluctance. I next ordered Andrew to procure the attendance of a couple of stout fellows upon whom he could rely, the population around being Papists, and Sir Rashleigh, who was capable of any desperate enterprise, being in the neighbourhood. Andrew Fairservice undertook this task with great cheerfulness, and promised to bring me up from Trinlay-Knowe, “twa true-blue Presbyterians like himself, that would face and out-face baith the Pope, the Devil, and the Pretender—and blythe will I be o' their company mysell, for the very last night that I was at Osbaldistone Hall, the blight be on ilka blossom in my bit yard, if I didna see that very picture” (pointing to the full-length portrait of Miss Vernon's grandfather) “walking by moonlight in the garden! I tauld your honour I was fleyed wi' a bogle that night, but ye wadna listen to me—I aye thought there was witchcraft and deevilry amang the Papishers, but I ne'er saw't wi' bodily een till that awfu' night.”

Wanting to be alone until I could recover from the painful memories everything around me brought back, I asked old Syddall to get the land-steward, who lived about a quarter of a mile from the Hall. He left with obvious reluctance. I then instructed Andrew to find a couple of strong guys he could count on, given that the locals were Papists and Sir Rashleigh, who was capable of any crazy scheme, was nearby. Andrew Fairservice took on this task with great enthusiasm and promised to bring me from Trinlay-Knowe, “two true-blue Presbyterians like himself, who would stand up to the Pope, the Devil, and the Pretender—and I’d be happy to have their company myself, because the very last night I was at Osbaldistone Hall, the blight be on every blossom in my little yard, if I didn’t see that very picture” (pointing to the full-length portrait of Miss Vernon's grandfather) “walking by moonlight in the garden! I told you I was scared by a ghost that night, but you wouldn’t listen to me—I always thought there was witchcraft and devilry among the Papists, but I never saw it with my own eyes until that terrible night.”

“Get along, sir,” said I, “and bring the fellows you talk of; and see they have more sense than yourself, and are not frightened at their own shadow.”

“Get along, sir,” I said, “and bring the guys you mentioned; and make sure they have more sense than you do and aren’t scared of their own shadow.”

“I hae been counted as gude a man as my neighbours ere now,” said Andrew, petulantly; “but I dinna pretend to deal wi' evil spirits.” And so he made his exit, as Wardlaw the land-steward made his appearance.

“I've been seen as a decent man by my neighbors before,” said Andrew, irritably; “but I don’t claim to handle evil spirits.” And with that, he left as Wardlaw, the land steward, came in.

He was a man of sense and honesty, without whose careful management my uncle would have found it difficult to have maintained himself a housekeeper so long as he did. He examined the nature of my right of possession carefully, and admitted it candidly. To any one else the succession would have been a poor one, so much was the land encumbered with debt and mortgage. Most of these, however, were already vested in my father's person, and he was in a train of acquiring the rest; his large gains by the recent rise of the funds having made it a matter of ease and convenience for him to pay off the debt which affected his patrimony.

He was a sensible and honest man, without whose careful management my uncle would have struggled to keep a housekeeper for as long as he did. He carefully reviewed my right to the property and openly acknowledged it. For anyone else, the inheritance would have seemed like a bad deal, given how burdened the land was with debt and mortgages. However, most of these were already assigned to my father, who was in the process of acquiring the rest; his significant profits from the recent increase in stocks made it easy for him to pay off the debts affecting his inheritance.

I transacted much necessary business with Mr. Wardlaw, and detained him to dine with me. We preferred taking our repast in the library, although Syddall strongly recommended our removing to the stone-hall, which he had put in order for the occasion. Meantime Andrew made his appearance with his true-blue recruits, whom he recommended in the highest terms, as “sober decent men, weel founded in doctrinal points, and, above all, as bold as lions.” I ordered them something to drink, and they left the room. I observed old Syddall shake his head as they went out, and insisted upon knowing the reason.

I had a lot of important business to attend to with Mr. Wardlaw and asked him to stay for dinner. We chose to eat in the library, even though Syddall strongly suggested we move to the stone hall, which he had prepared for us. In the meantime, Andrew came in with his blue-collar recruits, whom he praised highly as “sober, decent men, well-versed in doctrine, and, above all, as brave as lions.” I ordered them some drinks, and they left the room. I noticed old Syddall shaking his head as they exited and insisted on knowing why.

“I maybe cannot expect,” he said, “that your honour should put confidence in what I say, but it is Heaven's truth for all that—Ambrose Wingfield is as honest a man as lives, but if there is a false knave in the country, it is his brother Lancie;—the whole country knows him to be a spy for Clerk Jobson on the poor gentlemen that have been in trouble—But he's a dissenter, and I suppose that's enough now-a-days.”

“I can’t really expect,” he said, “that you would trust what I say, but it’s the honest truth—Ambrose Wingfield is as decent a man as there is, but if there’s a dishonest scoundrel in the country, it’s his brother Lancie; the whole country knows he’s a spy for Clerk Jobson on the poor guys who’ve been in trouble—but he’s a dissenter, and I guess that’s enough these days.”

Having thus far given vent to his feelings,—to which, however, I was little disposed to pay attention,—and having placed the wine on the table, the old butler left the apartment.

Having expressed his feelings up to this point—which I wasn't really inclined to pay attention to—and after putting the wine on the table, the old butler left the room.

Mr. Wardlaw having remained with me until the evening was somewhat advanced, at length bundled up his papers, and removed himself to his own habitation, leaving me in that confused state of mind in which we can hardly say whether we desire company or solitude. I had not, however, the choice betwixt them; for I was left alone in the room of all others most calculated to inspire me with melancholy reflections.

Mr. Wardlaw stayed with me until the evening was well underway. After a while, he packed up his papers and went back home, leaving me in that mixed state of mind where it's hard to tell if you want company or to be alone. However, I didn’t have a choice; I was left alone in the one room that was most likely to fill me with sad thoughts.

As twilight was darkening the apartment, Andrew had the sagacity to advance his head at the door,—not to ask if I wished for lights, but to recommend them as a measure of precaution against the bogles which still haunted his imagination. I rejected his proffer somewhat peevishly, trimmed the wood-fire, and placing myself in one of the large leathern chairs which flanked the old Gothic chimney, I watched unconsciously the bickering of the blaze which I had fostered. “And this,” said I alone, “is the progress and the issue of human wishes! Nursed by the merest trifles, they are first kindled by fancy—nay, are fed upon the vapour of hope, till they consume the substance which they inflame; and man, and his hopes, passions, and desires, sink into a worthless heap of embers and ashes!”

As twilight filled the apartment, Andrew wisely leaned his head toward the door—not to ask if I wanted the lights on, but to suggest them as a precaution against the shadows that still lingered in his mind. I turned down his offer rather irritably, adjusted the wood fire, and settled into one of the large leather chairs by the old Gothic fireplace, watching absentmindedly the flickering flames that I had stoked. “And this,” I said to myself, “is the journey and the outcome of human desires! Nurtured by the slightest things, they are first ignited by imagination—indeed, they thrive on the mist of hope, until they devour the very essence that fuels them; and man, along with his hopes, passions, and desires, collapses into a useless pile of coals and ashes!”

There was a deep sigh from the opposite side of the room, which seemed to reply to my reflections. I started up in amazement—Diana Vernon stood before me, resting on the arm of a figure so strongly resembling that of the portrait so often mentioned, that I looked hastily at the frame, expecting to see it empty. My first idea was, either that I had gone suddenly distracted, or that the spirits of the dead had arisen and been placed before me. A second glance convinced me of my being in my senses, and that the forms which stood before me were real and substantial. It was Diana herself, though paler and thinner than her former self; and it was no tenant of the grave who stood beside her, but Vaughan, or rather Sir Frederick Vernon, in a dress made to imitate that of his ancestor, to whose picture his countenance possessed a family resemblance. He was the first that spoke, for Diana kept her eyes fast fixed on the ground, and astonishment actually riveted my tongue to the roof of my mouth.

A deep sigh came from the other side of the room, answering my thoughts. I jumped up in surprise—Diana Vernon was standing in front of me, leaning against someone who looked so much like the portrait I had often heard about that I quickly glanced at the frame, expecting it to be empty. My first thought was either that I had suddenly lost my mind or that the spirits of the dead had risen and were standing before me. A second look assured me that I was indeed seeing clearly and that the figures in front of me were real and solid. It was Diana herself, though she looked paler and thinner than before; and the person next to her wasn’t a ghost, but Vaughan, or rather Sir Frederick Vernon, dressed to resemble his ancestor, whose portrait showed a family likeness. He was the first to speak, as Diana kept her gaze fixed on the floor, and my shock had actually glued my tongue to the roof of my mouth.

“We are your suppliants, Mr. Osbaldistone,” he said, “and we claim the refuge and protection of your roof till we can pursue a journey where dungeons and death gape for me at every step.”

“We are asking for your help, Mr. Osbaldistone,” he said, “and we seek the safety and shelter of your home until we can continue our journey where dungeons and death await me at every turn.”

“Surely,” I articulated with great difficulty—“Miss Vernon cannot suppose—you, sir, cannot believe, that I have forgot your interference in my difficulties, or that I am capable of betraying any one, much less you?”

“Surely,” I said with great difficulty—“Miss Vernon can’t think—you, sir, can’t believe, that I’ve forgotten your involvement in my troubles, or that I could betray anyone, let alone you?”

“I know it,” said Sir Frederick; “yet it is with the most inexpressible reluctance that I impose on you a confidence, disagreeable perhaps—certainly dangerous—and which I would have specially wished to have conferred on some one else. But my fate, which has chased me through a life of perils and escapes, is now pressing me hard, and I have no alternative.”

“I know it,” said Sir Frederick; “but I really don't want to burden you with a secret that might be unpleasant—definitely risky—and I would have preferred to share it with someone else. However, my fate, which has pursued me through a life filled with dangers and narrow escapes, is now pushing down on me, and I have no other choice.”

At this moment the door opened, and the voice of the officious Andrew was heard—“A'm bringin' in the caunles—Ye can light them gin ye like—Can do is easy carried about wi' ane.”

At that moment, the door opened, and the voice of the eager Andrew was heard—“I’m bringing in the candles—you can light them whenever you want—it’s easy to carry one around.”

I ran to the door, which, as I hoped, I reached in time to prevent his observing who were in the apartment, I turned him out with hasty violence, shut the door after him, and locked it—then instantly remembering his two companions below, knowing his talkative humour, and recollecting Syddall's remark, that one of them was supposed to be a spy, I followed him as fast as I could to the servants' hall, in which they were assembled. Andrew's tongue was loud as I opened the door, but my unexpected appearance silenced him.

I ran to the door and, as I hoped, got there just in time to keep him from seeing who was in the room. I pushed him out roughly, slammed the door behind him, and locked it. Then, remembering his two friends downstairs, knowing how much he liked to talk, and recalling Syddall's comment that one of them might be a spy, I hurried to the servants' hall where they were gathered. Andrew was talking loudly as I opened the door, but my sudden appearance made him fall silent.

“What is the matter with you, you fool?” said I; “you stare and look wild, as if you had seen a ghost.”

“What’s wrong with you, you idiot?” I said; “you’re staring and acting crazy, like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“N—n—no—nothing,” said Andrew.—“but your worship was pleased to be hasty.”

“N-n-n-no—nothing,” said Andrew. “But your worship was quick to judge.”

“Because you disturbed me out of a sound sleep, you fool. Syddall tells me he cannot find beds for these good fellows tonight, and Mr. Wardlaw thinks there will be no occasion to detain them. Here is a crown-piece for them to drink my health, and thanks for their good-will. You will leave the Hall immediately, my good lads.”

“Because you woke me up from a deep sleep, you fool. Syddall says he can’t find beds for these good guys tonight, and Mr. Wardlaw believes there’s no reason to keep them here. Here’s a crown for them to drink to my health and to thank them for their goodwill. You guys will leave the Hall right away.”

The men thanked me for my bounty, took the silver, and withdrew, apparently unsuspicious and contented. I watched their departure until I was sure they could have no further intercourse that night with honest Andrew. And so instantly had I followed on his heels, that I thought he could not have had time to speak two words with them before I interrupted him. But it is wonderful what mischief may be done by only two words. On this occasion they cost two lives.

The men thanked me for my generosity, took the silver, and left, seemingly unaware and satisfied. I watched them leave until I was certain they wouldn't have any more contact that night with honest Andrew. I had followed him so closely that I thought he couldn't have had time to say more than two words to them before I interrupted him. But it’s amazing what trouble can come from just two words. In this case, they cost two lives.

Having made these arrangements, the best which occurred to me upon the pressure of the moment, to secure privacy for my guests, I returned to report my proceedings, and added, that I had desired Syddall to answer every summons, concluding that it was by his connivance they had been secreted in the Hall. Diana raised her eyes to thank me for the caution.

Having made these arrangements, the best idea I could come up with in the moment to ensure privacy for my guests was to return and report what I had done. I also mentioned that I had asked Syddall to respond to any summons, believing it was with his help that they had been hidden in the Hall. Diana looked up to thank me for being cautious.

“You now understand my mystery,” she said;—“you know, doubtless, how near and dear that relative is, who has so often found shelter here; and will be no longer surprised that Rashleigh, having such a secret at his command, should rule me with a rod of iron.”

“You now get my secret,” she said; “you probably know how close and important that relative is, who has frequently stayed here; and you won’t be surprised anymore that Rashleigh, with such a secret at his disposal, can control me so strictly.”

Her father added, “that it was their intention to trouble me with their presence as short a time as was possible.”

Her father added, “that it was their plan to bother me with their presence for as little time as possible.”

I entreated the fugitives to waive every consideration but what affected their safety, and to rely on my utmost exertions to promote it. This led to an explanation of the circumstances under which they stood.

I urged the escapees to focus only on their safety and to trust that I would do everything I could to support it. This resulted in a discussion about the situation they were in.

“I always suspected Rashleigh Osbaldistone,” said Sir Frederick; “but his conduct towards my unprotected child, which with difficulty I wrung from her, and his treachery in your father's affairs, made me hate and despise him. In our last interview I concealed not my sentiments, as I should in prudence have attempted to do; and in resentment of the scorn with which I treated him, he added treachery and apostasy to his catalogue of crimes. I at that time fondly hoped that his defection would be of little consequence. The Earl of Mar had a gallant army in Scotland, and Lord Derwentwater, with Forster, Kenmure, Winterton, and others, were assembling forces on the Border. As my connections with these English nobility and gentry were extensive, it was judged proper that I should accompany a detachment of Highlanders, who, under Brigadier MacIntosh of Borlum, crossed the Firth of Forth, traversed the low country of Scotland, and united themselves on the Borders with the English insurgents. My daughter accompanied me through the perils and fatigues of a march so long and difficult.”

"I always had my doubts about Rashleigh Osbaldistone," said Sir Frederick; "but his behavior towards my vulnerable child, which I managed to get out of her with great difficulty, and his betrayal in your father's matters made me dislike and despise him even more. In our last meeting, I didn't hide my feelings like I probably should have, and in response to the contempt I showed him, he added betrayal and disloyalty to his list of crimes. At that time, I foolishly hoped that his defection would mean little. The Earl of Mar had a brave army in Scotland, and Lord Derwentwater, along with Forster, Kenmure, Winterton, and others, were gathering forces on the Border. Since I had extensive connections with these English nobility and gentry, it was thought best for me to accompany a group of Highlanders who, under Brigadier MacIntosh of Borlum, crossed the Firth of Forth, moved through the lowlands of Scotland, and joined forces with the English rebels on the Borders. My daughter came with me through the dangers and challenges of such a long and tough march."

“And she will never leave her dear father!” exclaimed Miss Vernon, clinging fondly to his arm.

“And she will never leave her beloved dad!” exclaimed Miss Vernon, clinging affectionately to his arm.

“I had hardly joined our English friends, when I became sensible that our cause was lost. Our numbers diminished instead of increasing, nor were we joined by any except of our own persuasion. The Tories of the High Church remained in general undecided, and at length we were cooped up by a superior force in the little town of Preston. We defended ourselves resolutely for one day. On the next, the hearts of our leaders failed, and they resolved to surrender at discretion. To yield myself up on such terms, were to have laid my head on the block. About twenty or thirty gentlemen were of my mind: we mounted our horses, and placed my daughter, who insisted on sharing my fate, in the centre of our little party. My companions, struck with her courage and filial piety, declared that they would die rather than leave her behind. We rode in a body down a street called Fishergate, which leads to a marshy ground or meadow, extending to the river Ribble, through which one of our party promised to show us a good ford. This marsh had not been strongly invested by the enemy, so that we had only an affair with a patrol of Honeywood's dragoons, whom we dispersed and cut to pieces. We crossed the river, gained the high road to Liverpool, and then dispersed to seek several places of concealment and safety. My fortune led me to Wales, where there are many gentlemen of my religious and political opinions. I could not, however, find a safe opportunity of escaping by sea, and found myself obliged again to draw towards the North. A well-tried friend has appointed to meet me in this neighbourhood, and guide me to a seaport on the Solway, where a sloop is prepared to carry me from my native country for ever. As Osbaldistone Hall was for the present uninhabited, and under the charge of old Syddall, who had been our confidant on former occasions, we drew to it as to a place of known and secure refuge. I resumed a dress which had been used with good effect to scare the superstitious rustics, or domestics, who chanced at any time to see me; and we expected from time to time to hear by Syddall of the arrival of our friendly guide, when your sudden coming hither, and occupying this apartment, laid us under the necessity of submitting to your mercy.”

“I had barely joined our English friends when I realized that our cause was lost. Our numbers were shrinking instead of growing, and we weren’t joined by anyone except those who shared our beliefs. The Tories of the High Church generally remained undecided, and eventually, we were trapped by a stronger force in the small town of Preston. We defended ourselves bravely for one day. The next day, our leaders lost courage and decided to surrender without conditions. To give myself up under those conditions would have been like putting my head on the block. About twenty or thirty gentlemen agreed with me: we mounted our horses and placed my daughter, who insisted on sharing my fate, in the center of our small group. My companions, moved by her bravery and loyalty, declared they would rather die than leave her behind. We rode together down a street called Fishergate, which leads to a marshy area or meadow that extends to the river Ribble, where one of our group promised to show us a good crossing. This marsh hadn’t been heavily guarded by the enemy, so we only faced a patrol of Honeywood's dragoons, whom we scattered and defeated. We crossed the river, reached the main road to Liverpool, and then split up to find various places to hide and stay safe. My journey led me to Wales, where there are many gentlemen who share my religious and political views. However, I couldn’t find a safe way to escape by sea and had to head back north again. A trusted friend arranged to meet me in this area and guide me to a port on the Solway, where a sloop is ready to take me away from my home country forever. Since Osbaldistone Hall was currently unoccupied and under the care of old Syddall, who had been our ally in the past, we headed there for a place of known and secure refuge. I put on a disguise that had previously worked well to scare off the superstitious locals or servants who happened to see me; we expected to hear from Syddall about the arrival of our friendly guide. However, your sudden arrival here and taking this room forced us to submit to your mercy.”

Thus ended Sir Fredericks story, whose tale sounded to me like one told in a vision; and I could hardly bring myself to believe that I saw his daughter's form once more before me in flesh and blood, though with diminished beauty and sunk spirits. The buoyant vivacity with which she had resisted every touch of adversity, had now assumed the air of composed and submissive, but dauntless resolution and constancy. Her father, though aware and jealous of the effect of her praises on my mind, could not forbear expatiating upon them.

Thus ended Sir Frederick's story, which felt to me like something from a dream; I could hardly believe that I was seeing his daughter in front of me again in the flesh, even though she seemed less beautiful and her spirits were low. The lively energy with which she had faced every hardship now reflected a calm and accepting, yet unyielding determination and loyalty. Her father, though aware and a bit envious of how her praises affected me, couldn't resist elaborating on them.

“She has endured trials,” he said, “which might have dignified the history of a martyr;—she has faced danger and death in various shapes;—she has undergone toil and privation, from which men of the strongest frame would have shrunk;—she has spent the day in darkness, and the night in vigil, and has never breathed a murmur of weakness or complaint. In a word, Mr. Osbaldistone,” he concluded, “she is a worthy offering to that God, to whom” (crossing himself) “I shall dedicate her, as all that is left dear or precious to Frederick Vernon.”

“She has been through a lot,” he said, “that could have glorified the story of a martyr; she has faced danger and death in many forms; she has dealt with hard work and suffering that even the strongest men would avoid; she has spent her days in darkness and her nights awake, and she has never shown a hint of weakness or complaint. In short, Mr. Osbaldistone,” he concluded, “she is a deserving gift to that God, to whom” (crossing himself) “I will dedicate her, as all that is left dear or precious to Frederick Vernon.”

There was a silence after these words, of which I well understood the mournful import. The father of Diana was still as anxious to destroy my hopes of being united to her now as he had shown himself during our brief meeting in Scotland.

There was a silence after these words, and I clearly understood the sad meaning behind them. Diana's father was just as eager to crush my hopes of being with her now as he had been during our brief meeting in Scotland.

“We will now,” said he to his daughter, “intrude no farther on Mr. Osbaldistone's time, since we have acquainted him with the circumstances of the miserable guests who claim his protection.”

“We will now,” he told his daughter, “not take up any more of Mr. Osbaldistone's time, since we've informed him about the situation of the unfortunate guests who are seeking his help.”

I requested them to stay, and offered myself to leave the apartment. Sir Frederick observed, that my doing so could not but excite my attendant's suspicion; and that the place of their retreat was in every respect commodious, and furnished by Syddall with all they could possibly want. “We might perhaps have even contrived to remain there, concealed from your observation; but it would have been unjust to decline the most absolute reliance on your honour.”

I asked them to stay and offered to leave the apartment myself. Sir Frederick pointed out that my leaving would only raise my attendant's suspicions, and that their hideout was perfectly suitable and equipped by Syddall with everything they could possibly need. “We might have even managed to stay there without you noticing; but it wouldn’t be fair to not fully trust your honor.”

“You have done me but justice,” I replied.—“To you, Sir Frederick, I am but little known; but Miss Vernon, I am sure, will bear me witness that”—

“You have done me justice,” I replied. “To you, Sir Frederick, I'm not very well known; but Miss Vernon, I'm sure, will vouch for me that”—

“I do not want my daughter's evidence,” he said, politely, but yet with an air calculated to prevent my addressing myself to Diana, “since I am prepared to believe all that is worthy of Mr. Francis Osbaldistone. Permit us now to retire; we must take repose when we can, since we are absolutely uncertain when we may be called upon to renew our perilous journey.”

“I don’t want my daughter’s testimony,” he said politely, but with a tone that made it clear I shouldn’t speak to Diana, “since I’m ready to believe everything that’s respectable about Mr. Francis Osbaldistone. Let’s step away for now; we need to rest when we can, as we have no idea when we’ll be asked to continue our dangerous journey.”

He drew his daughter's arm within his, and with a profound reverence, disappeared with her behind the tapestry.

He took his daughter's arm and, with deep respect, vanished with her behind the tapestry.





CHAPTER TWENTY-SECOND.

              But now the hand of fate is on the curtain,
                     And gives the scene to light.
                                         Don Sebastian.
              But now fate's hand is on the curtain,  
                     And brings the scene to light.  
                                         Don Sebastian.

I felt stunned and chilled as they retired. Imagination, dwelling on an absent object of affection, paints her not only in the fairest light, but in that in which we most desire to behold her. I had thought of Diana as she was, when her parting tear dropped on my cheek—when her parting token, received from the wife of MacGregor, augured her wish to convey into exile and conventual seclusion the remembrance of my affection. I saw her; and her cold passive manner, expressive of little except composed melancholy, disappointed, and, in some degree, almost offended me.

I felt shocked and cold as they left. Imagination, focused on someone who’s not there, paints them not only in the best light but in the way we most want to see them. I thought of Diana as she was when her farewell tear fell on my cheek—when the parting gift I got from MacGregor's wife seemed to show her desire to carry the memory of my love into exile and a quiet life. I saw her; her distant, calm demeanor, which showed little more than controlled sadness, let me down and, to some extent, even offended me.

In the egotism of my feelings, I accused her of indifference—of insensibility. I upbraided her father with pride—with cruelty—with fanaticism,—forgetting that both were sacrificing their interest, and Diana her inclination, to the discharge of what they regarded as their duty.

In my self-centered emotions, I blamed her for being indifferent—unfeeling. I scolded her father for being prideful—cruel—fanatical—completely overlooking that they were both giving up their own interests, and Diana her desires, to fulfill what they saw as their duty.

Sir Frederick Vernon was a rigid Catholic, who thought the path of salvation too narrow to be trodden by an heretic; and Diana, to whom her father's safety had been for many years the principal and moving spring of thoughts, hopes, and actions, felt that she had discharged her duty in resigning to his will, not alone her property in the world, but the dearest affections of her heart. But it was not surprising that I could not, at such a moment, fully appreciate these honourable motives; yet my spleen sought no ignoble means of discharging itself.

Sir Frederick Vernon was a strict Catholic who believed that the path to salvation was too narrow for heretics to walk. Diana, who had prioritized her father's safety for many years in her thoughts, hopes, and actions, felt she had fulfilled her duty by surrendering not just her possessions in the world but also the deepest feelings of her heart to his will. However, it wasn’t surprising that I couldn’t fully appreciate these honorable motives at that moment; still, my frustration didn’t lead me to seek out any dishonorable ways to express it.

“I am contemned, then,” I said, when left to run over the tenor of Sir Frederick's communications—“I am contemned, and thought unworthy even to exchange words with her. Be it so; they shall not at least prevent me from watching over her safety. Here will I remain as an outpost, and, while under my roof at least, no danger shall threaten her, if it be such as the arm of one determined man can avert.”

“I am condemned, then,” I said, after reflecting on Sir Frederick's messages—“I am condemned and considered unworthy even to speak to her. Fine; they won't stop me from looking out for her safety. I will stay here as a guard, and as long as she’s under my roof, no danger will threaten her, at least not if I can prevent it with the strength of one determined man.”

I summoned Syddall to the library. He came, but came attended by the eternal Andrew, who, dreaming of great things in consequence of my taking possession of the Hall and the annexed estates, was resolved to lose nothing for want of keeping himself in view; and, as often happens to men who entertain selfish objects, overshot his mark, and rendered his attentions tedious and inconvenient.

I called Syddall to the library. He arrived, but he brought along the ever-present Andrew, who, hoping for big opportunities because I took over the Hall and the surrounding properties, was determined not to be overlooked. As often happens with people who have selfish motives, he went too far and made his presence annoying and inconvenient.

His unrequired presence prevented me from speaking freely to Syddall, and I dared not send him away for fear of increasing such suspicions as he might entertain from his former abrupt dismissal from the library. “I shall sleep here, sir,” I said, giving them directions to wheel nearer to the fire an old-fashioned day-bed, or settee. “I have much to do, and shall go late to bed.”

His unwanted presence stopped me from talking openly to Syddall, and I was too afraid to send him away, worried it might make him suspicious because of how he was abruptly dismissed from the library before. “I’ll sleep here, sir,” I said, telling them to bring an old-fashioned daybed or settee closer to the fire. “I have a lot to do, and I'll be going to bed late.”

Syddall, who seemed to understand my look, offered to procure me the accommodation of a mattress and some bedding. I accepted his offer, dismissed my attendant, lighted a pair of candles, and desired that I might not be disturbed till seven in the ensuing morning.

Syddall, who seemed to get my look, offered to get me a mattress and some bedding. I accepted his offer, sent my attendant away, lit a couple of candles, and requested not to be disturbed until seven the next morning.

The domestics retired, leaving me to my painful and ill-arranged reflections, until nature, worn out, should require some repose.

The staff left, leaving me to my painful and disorganized thoughts, until I was so exhausted that I needed some rest.

I endeavoured forcibly to abstract my mind from the singular circumstances in which I found myself placed. Feelings which I had gallantly combated while the exciting object was remote, were now exasperated by my immediate neighbourhood to her whom I was so soon to part with for ever. Her name was written in every book which I attempted to peruse; and her image forced itself on me in whatever train of thought I strove to engage myself. It was like the officious slave of Prior's Solomon,—

I tried hard to clear my mind of the strange situation I was in. Feelings I had bravely battled while the source of my excitement was far away were now intensified by my close proximity to the woman I was about to say goodbye to forever. Her name was in every book I tried to read, and her image intruded into every thought I tried to focus on. It was like the annoying servant in Prior's Solomon,—

                 Abra was ready ere I named her name,
                 And when I called another, Abra came.
                 Abra was ready before I named her,
                 And when I called someone else, Abra showed up.

I alternately gave way to these thoughts, and struggled against them, sometimes yielding to a mood of melting tenderness of sorrow which was scarce natural to me, sometimes arming myself with the hurt pride of one who had experienced what he esteemed unmerited rejection. I paced the library until I had chafed myself into a temporary fever. I then threw myself on the couch, and endeavoured to dispose myself to sleep;—but it was in vain that I used every effort to compose myself—that I lay without movement of finger or of muscle, as still as if I had been already a corpse—that I endeavoured to divert or banish disquieting thoughts, by fixing my mind on some act of repetition or arithmetical process. My blood throbbed, to my feverish apprehension, in pulsations which resembled the deep and regular strokes of a distant fulling-mill, and tingled in my veins like streams of liquid fire.

I went back and forth between these thoughts, sometimes giving in to a wave of deep sadness that felt unfamiliar to me, and other times defending myself with the wounded pride of someone who has faced what he considers unjust rejection. I walked around the library until I worked myself into a temporary frenzy. Then I collapsed onto the couch, trying to get to sleep; but despite my efforts to calm myself—lying still without moving a finger or muscle, as if I were already dead—my attempts to distract myself from anxious thoughts, by focusing on something repetitive or doing math, were in vain. My blood pulsed in my body, feeling like the deep and steady beats of a far-off mill, and it tingled in my veins like streams of liquid fire.

At length I arose, opened the window, and stood by it for some time in the clear moonlight, receiving, in part at least, that refreshment and dissipation of ideas from the clear and calm scene, without which they had become beyond the command of my own volition. I resumed my place on the couch—with a heart, Heaven knows, not lighter but firmer, and more resolved for endurance. In a short time a slumber crept over my senses; still, however, though my senses slumbered, my soul was awake to the painful feelings of my situation, and my dreams were of mental anguish and external objects of terror.

Finally, I got up, opened the window, and stood there for a while in the bright moonlight, feeling, at least a little, refreshed and able to think clearly from the calm scene outside, which I needed since my thoughts had gotten out of control. I went back to the couch—my heart, God knows, was not lighter but was stronger and more determined to endure. Soon, sleep started to overtake me; yet, even though my body was asleep, my mind was fully aware of the painful feelings of my situation, and my dreams were filled with mental suffering and frightening images.

I remember a strange agony, under which I conceived myself and Diana in the power of MacGregor's wife, and about to be precipitated from a rock into the lake; the signal was to be the discharge of a cannon, fired by Sir Frederick Vernon, who, in the dress of a Cardinal, officiated at the ceremony. Nothing could be more lively than the impression which I received of this imaginary scene. I could paint, even at this moment, the mute and courageous submission expressed in Diana's features—the wild and distorted faces of the executioners, who crowded around us with “mopping and mowing;” grimaces ever changing, and each more hideous than that which preceded. I saw the rigid and inflexible fanaticism painted in the face of the father—I saw him lift the fatal match—the deadly signal exploded—It was repeated again and again and again, in rival thunders, by the echoes of the surrounding cliffs, and I awoke from fancied horror to real apprehension.

I remember a strange pain, where I saw myself and Diana under the control of MacGregor's wife, about to be thrown from a cliff into the lake; the signal for this was supposed to be the firing of a cannon by Sir Frederick Vernon, who, dressed as a Cardinal, officiated at the ceremony. Nothing could be more vivid than the impression I got from this imagined scene. I can still picture the silent and brave acceptance on Diana's face—the wild and twisted expressions of the executioners, who surrounded us with their exaggerated gestures; grimaces that changed continuously, each more grotesque than the last. I saw the rigid and unyielding fanaticism in the father's face—I watched him lift the deadly match—the fatal signal went off—it echoed again and again, booming in rivalry with the surrounding cliffs, and I woke from my imagined horror to real fear.

The sounds in my dream were not ideal. They reverberated on my waking ears, but it was two or three minutes ere I could collect myself so as distinctly to understand that they proceeded from a violent knocking at the gate. I leaped from my couch in great apprehension, took my sword under my arm, and hastened to forbid the admission of any one. But my route was necessarily circuitous, because the library looked not upon the quadrangle, but into the gardens. When I had reached a staircase, the windows of which opened upon the entrance court, I heard the feeble and intimidated tones of Syddall expostulating with rough voices, which demanded admittance, by the warrant of Justice Standish, and in the King's name, and threatened the old domestic with the heaviest penal consequences if he refused instant obedience. Ere they had ceased, I heard, to my unspeakable provocation, the voice of Andrew bidding Syddall stand aside, and let him open the door.

The sounds in my dream were unsettling. They echoed in my waking ears, but it took me two or three minutes to gather myself enough to clearly understand that they came from a loud knocking at the gate. I jumped off my couch in a panic, grabbed my sword, and rushed to stop anyone from coming in. However, my path was complicated since the library didn’t face the courtyard but overlooked the gardens. Once I reached a staircase with windows that looked out onto the entrance court, I heard the weak and nervous voice of Syddall arguing with rough voices that demanded entry in the name of Justice Standish and the King, threatening the old servant with severe punishment if he didn’t comply immediately. Before they finished speaking, I heard, to my immense annoyance, Andrew’s voice telling Syddall to step aside and let him open the door.

“If they come in King George's name, we have naething to fear—we hae spent baith bluid and gowd for him—We dinna need to darn ourselves like some folks, Mr. Syddall—we are neither Papists nor Jacobites, I trow.”

“If they come in King George's name, we have nothing to fear—we have spent both blood and gold for him—We don’t need to hide like some people, Mr. Syddall—we are neither Catholics nor Jacobites, I assure you.”

It was in vain I accelerated my pace down stairs; I heard bolt after bolt withdrawn by the officious scoundrel, while all the time he was boasting his own and his master's loyalty to King George; and I could easily calculate that the party must enter before I could arrive at the door to replace the bars. Devoting the back of Andrew Fairservice to the cudgel so soon as I should have time to pay him his deserts, I ran back to the library, barricaded the door as I best could, and hastened to that by which Diana and her father entered, and begged for instant admittance. Diana herself undid the door. She was ready dressed, and betrayed neither perturbation nor fear.

It was pointless to hurry down the stairs; I heard bolt after bolt being pulled back by the overly eager jerk, all while he bragged about his and his master's loyalty to King George. I quickly realized that the group would get in before I could reach the door to secure it again. Planning to give Andrew Fairservice a taste of his own medicine as soon as I had the chance, I dashed back to the library, barricaded the door as best as I could, and rushed to the entrance Diana and her father used, begging for immediate access. Diana herself opened the door. She was already dressed and showed no signs of panic or fear.

“Danger is so familiar to us,” she said, “that we are always prepared to meet it. My father is already up—he is in Rashleigh's apartment. We will escape into the garden, and thence by the postern-gate (I have the key from Syddall in case of need.) into the wood—I know its dingles better than any one now alive. Keep them a few minutes in play. And, dear, dear Frank, once more fare-thee-well!”

“Danger is so familiar to us,” she said, “that we're always ready to face it. My dad is already up—he's in Rashleigh's apartment. We'll slip out into the garden, and then through the side gate (I have the key from Syddall just in case) into the woods—I know its nooks and crannies better than anyone alive. Keep them occupied for a few minutes. And, dear, dear Frank, once more farewell!”

She vanished like a meteor to join her father, and the intruders were rapping violently, and attempting to force the library door by the time I had returned into it.

She disappeared like a meteor to join her father, and the intruders were banging loudly and trying to break down the library door by the time I got back inside.

“You robber dogs!” I exclaimed, wilfully mistaking the purpose of their disturbance, “if you do not instantly quit the house I will fire my blunderbuss through the door.”

“You thief dogs!” I shouted, deliberately misunderstanding why they were causing a ruckus, “if you don’t leave the house right now, I’ll shoot my blunderbuss through the door.”

“Fire a fule's bauble!” said Andrew Fairservice; “it's Mr. Clerk Jobson, with a legal warrant”—

“Fire a fool's trinket!” said Andrew Fairservice; “it's Mr. Clerk Jobson, with a legal warrant”—

“To search for, take, and apprehend,” said the voice of that execrable pettifogger, “the bodies of certain persons in my warrant named, charged of high treason under the 13th of King William, chapter third.”

“To search for, seize, and arrest,” said the voice of that loathsome lawyer, “the bodies of certain individuals mentioned in my warrant, charged with high treason under the 13th of King William, chapter three.”

And the violence on the door was renewed. “I am rising, gentlemen,” said I, desirous to gain as much time as possible—“commit no violence—give me leave to look at your warrant, and, if it is formal and legal, I shall not oppose it.”

And the banging on the door started up again. “I’m getting up, gentlemen,” I said, wanting to buy as much time as I could—“please don’t use any force—let me see your warrant, and if it’s proper and legal, I won’t resist.”

“God save great George our King!” ejaculated Andrew. “I tauld ye that ye would find nae Jacobites here.”

“God save our great King George!” exclaimed Andrew. “I told you that you wouldn’t find any Jacobites here.”

Spinning out the time as much as possible, I was at length compelled to open the door, which they would otherwise have forced.

Spending as much time as I could, I eventually had to open the door, which they would have forced otherwise.

Mr. Jobson entered, with several assistants, among whom I discovered the younger Wingfield, to whom, doubtless, he was obliged for his information, and exhibited his warrant, directed not only against Frederick Vernon, an attainted traitor, but also against Diana Vernon, spinster, and Francis Osbaldistone, gentleman, accused of misprision of treason. It was a case in which resistance would have been madness; I therefore, after capitulating for a few minutes' delay, surrendered myself a prisoner.

Mr. Jobson walked in, accompanied by several assistants, including the younger Wingfield, who he surely relied on for his information. He showed his warrant, which was aimed not only at Frederick Vernon, a convicted traitor, but also at Diana Vernon, single, and Francis Osbaldistone, a gentleman, who were both accused of misprision of treason. It was a situation where fighting back would have been insane; therefore, after negotiating for a few minutes' delay, I gave myself up as a prisoner.

I had next the mortification to see Jobson go straight to the chamber of Miss Vernon, and I learned that from thence, without hesitation or difficulty, he went to the room where Sir Frederick had slept. “The hare has stolen away,” said the brute, “but her form is warm—the greyhounds will have her by the haunches yet.”

I next felt embarrassed to see Jobson head straight to Miss Vernon's room, and I found out that without any hesitation or trouble, he went to the room where Sir Frederick had slept. “The hare has slipped away,” the guy said, “but she's still warm—the greyhounds will catch her by the haunches soon.”

A scream from the garden announced that he prophesied too truly. In the course of five minutes, Rashleigh entered the library with Sir Frederick Vernon and his daughter as prisoners.

A scream from the garden made it clear that his predictions were spot on. Within five minutes, Rashleigh came into the library with Sir Frederick Vernon and his daughter as captives.

“The fox,” he said, “knew his old earth, but he forgot it could be stopped by a careful huntsman.—I had not forgot the garden-gate, Sir Frederick—or, if that title suits you better, most noble Lord Beauchamp.”

“The fox,” he said, “knew his territory well, but he forgot it could be stopped by a careful hunter. —I have not forgotten the garden gate, Sir Frederick—or, if that title fits you better, most noble Lord Beauchamp.”

“Rashleigh,” said Sir Frederick, “thou art a detestable villain!”

“Rashleigh,” Sir Frederick said, “you are a terrible villain!”

“I better deserved the name, Sir Knight, or my Lord, when, under the direction of an able tutor, I sought to introduce civil war into the bosom of a peaceful country. But I have done my best,” said he, looking upwards, “to atone for my errors.”

“I deserved the title of Sir Knight or My Lord more when, under a skilled tutor's guidance, I tried to bring civil war into a peaceful nation. But I’ve done my best,” he said, looking up, “to make up for my mistakes.”

I could hold no longer. I had designed to watch their proceedings in silence, but I felt that I must speak or die. “If hell,” I said, “has one complexion more hideous than another, it is where villany is masked by hypocrisy.”

I couldn't hold back anymore. I had planned to watch everything unfold in silence, but I felt I had to speak out or I would burst. “If hell,” I said, “has one form more disgusting than another, it's when wickedness is hidden by false kindness.”

“Ha! my gentle cousin,” said Rashleigh, holding a candle towards me, and surveying me from head to foot; “right welcome to Osbaldistone Hall!—I can forgive your spleen—It is hard to lose an estate and a mistress in one night; for we shall take possession of this poor manor-house in the name of the lawful heir, Sir Rashleigh Osbaldistone.”

“Ha! my dear cousin,” said Rashleigh, holding a candle toward me and examining me from head to toe; “you’re very welcome to Osbaldistone Hall! I can understand your frustration—it’s tough to lose both a property and a lover in one night; for we will be taking over this old manor house in the name of the rightful heir, Sir Rashleigh Osbaldistone.”

While Rashleigh braved it out in this manner, I could see that he put a strong force upon his feelings, both of anger and shame. But his state of mind was more obvious when Diana Vernon addressed him. “Rashleigh,” she said, “I pity you—for, deep as the evil is which you have laboured to do me, and the evil you have actually done, I cannot hate you so much as I scorn and pity you. What you have now done may be the work of an hour, but will furnish you with reflection for your life—of what nature I leave to your own conscience, which will not slumber for ever.”

While Rashleigh acted tough, I could see he was really struggling with his feelings of anger and shame. His mindset became clearer when Diana Vernon spoke to him. “Rashleigh,” she said, “I feel sorry for you—because, no matter how much harm you've tried to cause me and what you've actually done, I can’t hate you as much as I scorn and pity you. What you’ve done may have taken just an hour, but it will give you something to think about for the rest of your life—what that is, I’ll leave to your conscience, which won't rest forever.”

Rashleigh strode once or twice through the room, came up to the side-table, on which wine was still standing, and poured out a large glass with a trembling hand; but when he saw that we observed his tremor, he suppressed it by a strong effort, and, looking at us with fixed and daring composure, carried the bumper to his head without spilling a drop. “It is my father's old burgundy,” he said, looking to Jobson; “I am glad there is some of it left.—You will get proper persons to take care of old butler, and that foolish Scotch rascal. Meanwhile we will convey these persons to a more proper place of custody. I have provided the old family coach for your convenience,” he said, “though I am not ignorant that even the lady could brave the night-air on foot or on horseback, were the errand more to her mind.”

Rashleigh paced a couple of times across the room, approached the side table where wine was still sitting, and poured himself a large glass with a shaky hand. But when he noticed we were watching his tremor, he suppressed it with a strong effort and, looking at us with a fixed and bold composure, lifted the glass to his mouth without spilling a drop. “It's my father's old burgundy,” he said, glancing at Jobson. “I'm glad there's some left. You'll have the right people look after the old butler and that silly Scottish fool. In the meantime, we’ll take these individuals to a more suitable place. I arranged for the old family coach for your convenience,” he added, “although I know that even the lady could handle the night air on foot or horseback if the task appealed to her more.”

Andrew wrung his hands.—“I only said that my master was surely speaking to a ghaist in the library—and the villain Lancie to betray an auld friend, that sang aff the same Psalm-book wi' him every Sabbath for twenty years!”

Andrew wrung his hands. “I only said that my boss was definitely talking to a ghost in the library—and that scoundrel Lancie betraying an old friend who sang from the same Psalm book with him every Sunday for twenty years!”

He was turned out of the house, together with Syddall, without being allowed to conclude his lamentation. His expulsion, however, led to some singular consequences. Resolving, according to his own story, to go down for the night where Mother Simpson would give him a lodging for old acquaintance' sake, he had just got clear of the avenue, and into the old wood, as it was called, though it was now used as a pasture-ground rather than woodland, when he suddenly lighted on a drove of Scotch cattle, which were lying there to repose themselves after the day's journey. At this Andrew was in no way surprised, it being the well-known custom of his countrymen, who take care of those droves, to quarter themselves after night upon the best unenclosed grass-ground they can find, and depart before day-break to escape paying for their night's lodgings. But he was both surprised and startled, when a Highlander, springing up, accused him of disturbing the cattle, and refused him to pass forward till he had spoken to his master. The mountaineer conducted Andrew into a thicket, where he found three or four more of his countrymen. “And,” said Andrew, “I saw sune they were ower mony men for the drove; and from the questions they put to me, I judged they had other tow on their rock.”

He was kicked out of the house, along with Syddall, without being allowed to finish expressing his sadness. However, his departure resulted in some strange consequences. Deciding, as he claimed, to spend the night at Mother Simpson's place for old times' sake, he had just left the avenue and entered the old wood—though it was more of a pasture now—when he stumbled upon a group of Scottish cattle resting after their day's journey. Andrew wasn’t surprised, as it was common for his countrymen, who look after these herds, to camp on the best grassy spot they could find and leave before dawn to avoid paying for a place to stay. But he was both surprised and alarmed when a Highlander jumped up and accused him of disturbing the cattle, refusing to let him pass until he spoke to his boss. The mountaineer led Andrew into a thicket, where he found three or four more of his fellow countrymen. “And,” said Andrew, “I could see right away they were way too many men for the herd; and from the questions they asked me, I figured they had something else going on.”

They questioned him closely about all that had passed at Osbaldistone Hall, and seemed surprised and concerned at the report he made to them.

They asked him a lot of questions about everything that happened at Osbaldistone Hall and seemed shocked and worried by what he told them.

“And troth,” said Andrew, “I tauld them a' I ken'd; for dirks and pistols were what I could never refuse information to in a' my life.”

“And honestly,” said Andrew, “I told them all I knew; because knives and guns were something I could never deny information about in my entire life.”

They talked in whispers among themselves, and at length collected their cattle together, and drove them close up to the entrance of the avenue, which might be half a mile distant from the house. They proceeded to drag together some felled trees which lay in the vicinity, so as to make a temporary barricade across the road, about fifteen yards beyond the avenue. It was now near daybreak, and there was a pale eastern gleam mingled with the fading moonlight, so that objects could be discovered with some distinctness. The lumbering sound of a coach drawn by four horses, and escorted by six men on horseback, was heard coming up the avenue. The Highlanders listened attentively. The carriage contained Mr. Jobson and his unfortunate prisoners. The escort consisted of Rashleigh, and of several horsemen, peace-officers and their assistants. So soon as we had passed the gate at the head of the avenue, it was shut behind the cavalcade by a Highland-man, stationed there for that purpose. At the same time the carriage was impeded in its farther progress by the cattle, amongst which we were involved, and by the barricade in front. Two of the escort dismounted to remove the felled trees, which they might think were left there by accident or carelessness. The others began with their whips to drive the cattle from the road.

They whispered among themselves and eventually gathered their cattle, driving them close to the entrance of the avenue, which was about half a mile from the house. They started pulling together some fallen trees nearby to create a temporary barricade across the road, about fifteen yards past the avenue. It was getting close to dawn, and a faint light was mixing with the fading moonlight, allowing them to see objects more clearly. They could hear the heavy sound of a coach pulled by four horses, accompanied by six men on horseback, making its way up the avenue. The Highlanders listened intently. The carriage had Mr. Jobson and his unfortunate prisoners inside. The escort included Rashleigh and several horsemen, who were peace officers and their assistants. As soon as they reached the gate at the start of the avenue, a Highland man, stationed there for that purpose, shut it behind the procession. At the same time, the carriage was blocked from moving forward by the cattle, with which they were entangled, and by the barricade ahead. Two of the escort got off their horses to clear the fallen trees, thinking they were left there by accident or neglect. The others began using their whips to drive the cattle off the road.

“Who dare abuse our cattle?” said a rough voice.—“Shoot him, Angus!”

“Who dares to mistreat our cattle?” said a gruff voice. —“Shoot him, Angus!”

Rashleigh instantly called out—“A rescue! a rescue!” and, firing a pistol, wounded the man who spoke.

Rashleigh immediately shouted, “A rescue! A rescue!” and, shooting a pistol, hit the man who was speaking.

Claymore!” cried the leader of the Highlanders, and a scuffle instantly commenced. The officers of the law, surprised at so sudden an attack, and not usually possessing the most desperate bravery, made but an imperfect defence, considering the superiority of their numbers. Some attempted to ride back to the Hall, but on a pistol being fired from behind the gate, they conceived themselves surrounded, and at length galloped of in different directions. Rashleigh, meanwhile, had dismounted, and on foot had maintained a desperate and single-handed conflict with the leader of the band. The window of the carriage, on my side, permitted me to witness it. At length Rashleigh dropped.

Claymore!” shouted the leader of the Highlanders, and a fight broke out immediately. The law officers, caught off guard by such a sudden attack and not known for their courage, put up only a weak defense, especially considering their numerical advantage. Some tried to ride back to the Hall, but when a gunshot rang out from behind the gate, they thought they were surrounded, and eventually rode off in different directions. In the meantime, Rashleigh had gotten off his horse and was engaged in a fierce one-on-one battle with the leader of the gang. The window of the carriage on my side let me see it all. Eventually, Rashleigh fell.

“Will you ask forgiveness for the sake of God, King James, and auld friendship?” said a voice which I knew right well.

“Will you ask for forgiveness for the sake of God, King James, and our old friendship?” said a voice that I recognized very well.

“No, never!” said Rashleigh, firmly.

“No way!” said Rashleigh, firmly.

“Then, traitor, die in your treason!” retorted MacGregor, and plunged his sword in his prostrate antagonist.

“Then, traitor, die in your betrayal!” MacGregor shot back, and drove his sword into his defeated opponent.

In the next moment he was at the carriage door—handed out Miss Vernon, assisted her father and me to alight, and dragging out the attorney, head foremost, threw him under the wheel.

In the next moment, he was at the carriage door—he helped Miss Vernon out, assisted her father and me to get down, and, pulling out the attorney by the head, tossed him under the wheel.

“Mr. Osbaldistone,” he said, in a whisper, “you have nothing to fear—I must look after those who have—Your friends will soon be in safety—Farewell, and forget not the MacGregor.”

“Mr. Osbaldistone,” he said quietly, “you have nothing to worry about—I need to take care of those who do—Your friends will be safe soon—Goodbye, and don’t forget the MacGregor.”

He whistled—his band gathered round him, and, hurrying Diana and her father along with him, they were almost instantly lost in the glades of the forest. The coachman and postilion had abandoned their horses, and fled at the first discharge of firearms; but the animals, stopped by the barricade, remained perfectly still; and well for Jobson that they did so, for the slightest motion would have dragged the wheel over his body. My first object was to relieve him, for such was the rascal's terror that he never could have risen by his own exertions. I next commanded him to observe, that I had neither taken part in the rescue, nor availed myself of it to make my escape, and enjoined him to go down to the Hall, and call some of his party, who had been left there, to assist the wounded.— But Jobson's fears had so mastered and controlled every faculty of his mind, that he was totally incapable of moving. I now resolved to go myself, but in my way I stumbled over the body of a man, as I thought, dead or dying. It was, however, Andrew Fairservice, as well and whole as ever he was in his life, who had only taken this recumbent posture to avoid the slashes, stabs, and pistol-balls, which for a moment or two were flying in various directions. I was so glad to find him, that I did not inquire how he came thither, but instantly commanded his assistance.

He whistled—his crew gathered around him, and, hurrying Diana and her father along with them, they quickly got lost in the woods. The coachman and postilion had abandoned their horses and fled at the first sound of gunfire; however, the animals, halted by the barricade, stayed completely still. It was a good thing for Jobson that they did, because even the slightest movement could have dragged the wheel over his body. My first priority was to help him, as the poor guy was so terrified that he wouldn’t have been able to get up on his own. I then pointed out that I hadn’t taken part in the rescue or used it to escape, and I urged him to go down to the Hall and call some of his crew, who had been left there, to help the injured. But Jobson’s fears had completely overwhelmed him, so he was unable to move at all. I decided to go myself, but as I walked, I stumbled over a body that I thought was dead or dying. It turns out it was Andrew Fairservice, as fit as he ever was, who had only taken that position to avoid the slashes, stabs, and gunshots that were flying around for a moment. I was so relieved to find him that I didn’t ask how he got there and immediately asked for his help.

Rashleigh was our first object. He groaned when I approached him, as much through spite as through pain, and shut his eyes, as if determined, like Iago, to speak no word more. We lifted him into the carriage, and performed the same good office to another wounded man of his party, who had been left on the field. I then with difficulty made Jobson understand that he must enter the coach also, and support Sir Rashleigh upon the seat. He obeyed, but with an air as if he but half comprehended my meaning. Andrew and I turned the horses' heads round, and opening the gate of the avenue, led them slowly back to Osbaldistone Hall.

Rashleigh was our first concern. He groaned when I got closer, out of bitterness as much as pain, and closed his eyes, as if he was resolved, like Iago, not to say another word. We helped him into the carriage and did the same for another injured man from his group, who had been left behind. I then struggled to make Jobson understand that he also needed to get into the coach and support Sir Rashleigh on the seat. He complied, but it was clear he only partially understood what I meant. Andrew and I turned the horses around, opened the gate of the driveway, and led them slowly back to Osbaldistone Hall.

Some fugitives had already reached the Hall by circuitous routes, and alarmed its garrison by the news that Sir Rashleigh, Clerk Jobson, and all their escort, save they who escaped to tell the tale, had been cut to pieces at the head of the avenue by a whole regiment of wild Highlanders. When we reached the mansion, therefore, we heard such a buzz as arises when bees are alarmed, and mustering in their hives. Mr. Jobson, however, who had now in some measure come to his senses, found voice enough to make himself known. He was the more anxious to be released from the carriage, as one of his companions (the peace-officer) had, to his inexpressible terror, expired by his side with a hideous groan.

Some fugitives had already made it to the Hall by roundabout ways and alarmed its guards with the news that Sir Rashleigh, Clerk Jobson, and all their escort—except those who managed to escape—had been slaughtered at the head of the avenue by a whole regiment of wild Highlanders. So when we arrived at the mansion, we heard a buzz like the one created when bees are stirred up and gather in their hives. Mr. Jobson, however, who had somewhat regained his senses, found his voice enough to identify himself. He was especially eager to get out of the carriage because one of his companions (the peace officer) had, to his utter horror, died beside him with a terrible groan.

Sir Rashleigh Osbaldistone was still alive, but so dreadfully wounded that the bottom of the coach was filled with his blood, and long traces of it left from the entrance-door into the stone-hall, where he was placed in a chair, some attempting to stop the bleeding with cloths, while others called for a surgeon, and no one seemed willing to go to fetch one. “Torment me not,” said the wounded man—“I know no assistance can avail me—I am a dying man.” He raised himself in his chair, though the damps and chill of death were already on his brow, and spoke with a firmness which seemed beyond his strength. “Cousin Francis,” he said, “draw near to me.” I approached him as he requested.—“I wish you only to know that the pangs of death do not alter I one iota of my feelings towards you. I hate you!” he said, the expression of rage throwing a hideous glare into the eyes which were soon to be closed for ever—“I hate you with a hatred as intense, now while I lie bleeding and dying before you, as if my foot trode on your neck.”

Sir Rashleigh Osbaldistone was still alive, but he was so badly injured that the bottom of the coach was soaked with his blood, and long trails of it led from the entrance door into the stone hall, where he had been placed in a chair. Some were trying to stop the bleeding with cloths while others were calling for a surgeon, but no one seemed willing to go get one. “Don’t torment me,” said the wounded man—“I know no help can save me—I am a dying man.” He pulled himself up in his chair, even though the sweat and chill of death were already on his brow, and spoke with a strength that seemed beyond him. “Cousin Francis,” he said, “come closer.” I went to him as he asked.—“I just want you to know that the pains of death do not change my feelings toward you one bit. I hate you!” he said, anger flashing a terrifying glare in his eyes, soon to be closed forever—“I hate you with a hatred as strong, even now as I lie here bleeding and dying in front of you, as if I were standing on your neck.”

“I have given you no cause, sir,” I replied,—“and for your own sake I could wish your mind in a better temper.”

“I haven't given you any reason, sir,” I replied, “and for your own sake, I wish you had a better attitude.”

“You have given me cause,” he rejoined. “In love, in ambition, in the paths of interest, you have crossed and blighted me at every turn. I was born to be the honour of my father's house—I have been its disgrace—and all owing to you. My very patrimony has become yours—Take it,” he said, “and may the curse of a dying man cleave to it!”

“You have given me reason,” he replied. “In love, in ambition, in the pursuit of my interests, you have obstructed and ruined me at every turn. I was meant to bring honor to my father's house—I have brought it shame—and it's all because of you. My inheritance has become yours—Take it,” he said, “and may the curse of a dying man stick to it!”

The Death of Rashleigh

In a moment after he had uttered this frightful wish, he fell back in the chair; his eyes became glazed, his limbs stiffened, but the grin and glare of mortal hatred survived even the last gasp of life. I will dwell no longer on so painful a picture, nor say any more of the death of Rashleigh, than that it gave me access to my rights of inheritance without farther challenge, and that Jobson found himself compelled to allow, that the ridiculous charge of misprision of high treason was got up on an affidavit which he made with the sole purpose of favouring Rashleigh's views, and removing me from Osbaldistone Hall. The rascal's name was struck off the list of attorneys, and he was reduced to poverty and contempt.

In a moment after he made this terrible wish, he slumped back in the chair; his eyes glazed over, his limbs stiffened, but the grin and stare of pure hatred lingered even after his last breath. I won't linger on such a painful scene or say anything more about Rashleigh's death than that it gave me access to my inheritance without further challenge, and that Jobson had to admit the ridiculous accusation of misprision of high treason was fabricated based on an affidavit he created solely to support Rashleigh's plans and to get me out of Osbaldistone Hall. The scoundrel's name was removed from the list of attorneys, and he was left in poverty and disgrace.

I returned to London when I had put my affairs in order at Osbaldistone Hall, and felt happy to escape from a place which suggested so many painful recollections. My anxiety was now acute to learn the fate of Diana and her father. A French gentleman who came to London on commercial business, was intrusted with a letter to me from Miss Vernon, which put my mind at rest respecting their safety.

I came back to London after sorting out my issues at Osbaldistone Hall, and I was relieved to leave a place that held so many painful memories. I was really anxious to find out what happened to Diana and her father. A French man, who was in London for business, was given a letter for me from Miss Vernon that eased my worries about their safety.

It gave me to understand that the opportune appearance of MacGregor and his party was not fortuitous. The Scottish nobles and gentry engaged in the insurrection, as well as those of England, were particularly anxious to further the escape of Sir Frederick Vernon, who, as an old and trusted agent of the house of Stuart, was possessed of matter enough to have ruined half Scotland. Rob Roy, of whose sagacity and courage they had known so many proofs, was the person whom they pitched upon to assist his escape, and the place of meeting was fixed at Osbaldistone Hall. You have already heard how nearly the plan had been disconcerted by the unhappy Rashleigh. It succeeded, however, perfectly; for when once Sir Frederick and his daughter were again at large, they found horses prepared for them, and, by MacGregor's knowledge of the country—for every part of Scotland, and of the north of England, was familiar to him—were conducted to the western sea-coast, and safely embarked for France. The same gentleman told me that Sir Frederick was not expected to survive for many months a lingering disease, the consequence of late hardships and privations. His daughter was placed in a convent, and although it was her father's wish she should take the veil, he was understood to refer the matter entirely to her own inclinations.

It made me realize that the timely arrival of MacGregor and his group was not just a coincidence. The Scottish nobles and gentry involved in the rebellion, as well as those from England, were particularly eager to help Sir Frederick Vernon escape, as he was an old and trusted agent of the Stuart family and had enough information to ruin half of Scotland. They chose Rob Roy, known for his wisdom and bravery, to assist in the escape, and they decided to meet at Osbaldistone Hall. You already know how close the plan came to being ruined by the unfortunate Rashleigh. However, it went off without a hitch; once Sir Frederick and his daughter were free again, they found horses ready for them, and thanks to MacGregor's knowledge of the area—he was familiar with every part of Scotland and northern England—they were guided to the western coast and safely boarded a ship to France. This same gentleman told me that Sir Frederick was not expected to live for many months due to a lingering illness from recent hardships and deprivation. His daughter was sent to a convent, and although her father wished for her to take the veil, he was understood to leave the decision entirely up to her.

When these news reached me, I frankly told the state of my affections to my father, who was not a little startled at the idea of my marrying a Roman Catholic. But he was very desirous to see me “settled in life,” as he called it; and he was sensible that, in joining him with heart and hand in his commercial labours, I had sacrificed my own inclinations. After a brief hesitation, and several questions asked and answered to his satisfaction, he broke out with—“I little thought a son of mine should have been Lord of Osbaldistone Manor, and far less that he should go to a French convent for a spouse. But so dutiful a daughter cannot but prove a good wife. You have worked at the desk to please me, Frank; it is but fair you should wive to please yourself.”

When I heard this news, I honestly shared my feelings with my father, who was quite shocked at the thought of me marrying a Roman Catholic. However, he really wanted to see me “settled in life,” as he put it, and he realized that by partnering with him in his business, I had given up my own desires. After a short pause, and after asking and answering a few questions to his satisfaction, he exclaimed, “I never thought my son would become Lord of Osbaldistone Manor, and even less that he would go to a French convent for a wife. But such a dutiful daughter must make a good wife. You’ve worked at the desk to make me happy, Frank; it’s only right that you marry to make yourself happy.”

How I sped in my wooing, Will Tresham, I need not tell you. You know, too, how long and happily I lived with Diana. You know how I lamented her; but you do not—cannot know, how much she deserved her husband's sorrow.

How quickly I pursued my romance, Will Tresham, I don’t need to explain to you. You also know how long and happily I lived with Diana. You know how I mourned her; but you do not—cannot know, how much she deserved her husband's grief.

I have no more of romantic adventure to tell, nor, indeed, anything to communicate farther, since the latter incidents of my life are so well known to one who has shared, with the most friendly sympathy, the joys, as well as the sorrows, by which its scenes have been chequered. I often visited Scotland, but never again saw the bold Highlander who had such an influence on the early events of my life. I learned, however, from time to time, that he continued to maintain his ground among the mountains of Loch Lomond, in despite of his powerful enemies, and that he even obtained, to a certain degree, the connivance of Government to his self-elected office of protector of the Lennox, in virtue of which he levied black-mail with as much regularity as the proprietors did their ordinary rents. It seemed impossible that his life should have concluded without a violent end. Nevertheless he died in old age and by a peaceful death, some time about the year 1733, and is still remembered in his country as the Robin Hood of Scotland—the dread of the wealthy, but the friend of the poor—and possessed of many qualities, both of head and heart, which would have graced a less equivocal profession than that to which his fate condemned him.

I have no more romantic adventures to share, nor anything else to communicate, since the recent events of my life are so well known to someone who has shared, with great kindness, in both the joys and sorrows that have marked those times. I visited Scotland often, but I never saw the bold Highlander again, who had such an impact on the early events of my life. However, I learned from time to time that he continued to hold his ground among the mountains of Loch Lomond, despite his powerful enemies, and that he even gained some level of tolerance from the Government for his self-appointed role as protector of the Lennox, allowing him to collect blackmail just as regularly as the landowners collected their usual rents. It seemed impossible that his life would have ended without violence. Nevertheless, he died peacefully in old age, around the year 1733, and is still remembered in his homeland as the Robin Hood of Scotland—feared by the rich but beloved by the poor—and possessed many qualities, both mental and emotional, that would have suited a less questionable profession than the one fate assigned him.

Old Andrew Fairservice used to say, that “There were many things ower bad for blessing, and ower gude for banning, like Rob Roy.”

Old Andrew Fairservice used to say that "There are many things too bad for a blessing and too good for a curse, like Rob Roy."

Here the original manuscript ends somewhat abruptly. I have reason to think that what followed related to private a affairs.

Here the original manuscript ends quite suddenly. I believe that what came next was about private matters.





POSTSCRIPT.

The second article of the Appendix to the Introduction to Rob Roy contains two curious letters respecting the arrest of Mr. Grahame of Killearn by that daring freebooter, while levying the Duke of Montrose's rents. These were taken from scroll copies in the possession of his Grace the present Duke, who kindly permitted the use of them in the present publication.—The Novel had but just passed through the press, when the Right Honourable Mr. Peel—whose important state avocations do not avert his attention from the interests of literature—transmitted to the author copies of the original letters and enclosure, of which he possessed only the rough draught. The originals were discovered in the State Paper Office, by the indefatigable researches of Mr. Lemon, who is daily throwing more light on that valuable collection of records. From the documents with which the Author has been thus kindly favoured, he is enabled to fill up the addresses which were wanting in the scrolls. That of the 21st Nov. 1716 is addressed to Lord Viscount Townshend, and is accompanied by one of the same date to Robert Pringle, Esquire, Under-Secretary of State, which is here inserted as relative to so curious an incident:—

The second article in the Appendix to the Introduction to Rob Roy includes two interesting letters about the arrest of Mr. Grahame of Killearn by that bold outlaw while collecting the Duke of Montrose's rents. These were taken from draft copies belonging to his Grace the current Duke, who generously allowed their use in this publication. The novel had just been printed when the Right Honourable Mr. Peel—whose important government duties don't stop him from being interested in literature—sent the author copies of the original letters and enclosure, of which he only had a rough draft. The originals were found in the State Paper Office, thanks to the tireless efforts of Mr. Lemon, who is continuously illuminating that valuable collection of records. With the documents the Author has received, he can now complete the addresses that were missing in the drafts. The letter dated November 21, 1716, is addressed to Lord Viscount Townshend and is accompanied by another letter of the same date to Robert Pringle, Esquire, Under-Secretary of State, which is included here as it relates to such an intriguing incident:—

Letter from the Duke of Montrose, to Robert Pringle, Esq., Under-Secretary to Lord Viscount Townshend.

Letter from the Duke of Montrose, to Robert Pringle, Esq., Under-Secretary to Lord Viscount Townshend.

“Sr,Glasgow, 21 Nov. 1716.

“Sr,Glasgow, Nov 21, 1716.”

“Haveing had so many dispatches to make this night, I hope ye'l excuse me that I make use of another hand to give yow a short account of the occasion of this express, by which I have written to my Ld. Duke of Roxburgh, and my Lord Townshend, which I hope ye'l gett carefully deleivered.

"Having had so many messages to send out tonight, I hope you'll forgive me for using someone else to give you a brief account of why I'm sending this, which I've written to my Lord Duke of Roxburgh and my Lord Townshend. I hope you'll ensure it gets delivered safely."

“Mr. Graham, younger of Killearn, being on Munday last in Menteith att a country house, collecting my rents, was about nine o'clock that same night surprised by Rob Roy with a party of his men in arms, who haveing surrounded the house and secured the avenues, presented their guns in at the windows, while he himself entered the room with some others with cokt pistolls, and seased Killearn with all his money, books, papers, and bonds, and carryed all away with him to the hills, at the same time ordering Killearn to write a letter to me (of which ye have the copy inclosed), proposeing a very honourable treaty to me. I must say this story was as surprising to me as it was insolent; and it must bring a very great concern upon me, that this gentleman, my near relation, should be brought to suffer all the barbaritys and crueltys, which revenge and mallice may suggest to these miscreants, for his haveing acted a faithfull part in the service of the Government, and his affection to me in my concerns.

“Mr. Graham, the younger of Killearn, was in Menteith at a country house last Monday, collecting my rents. That night, around nine o'clock, he was unexpectedly confronted by Rob Roy and a group of his armed men. They surrounded the house and secured the entrances, pointing their guns through the windows, while Rob Roy himself entered the room with a few others, carrying cocked pistols. He took Killearn along with all his money, books, papers, and bonds, and carried everything off to the hills, ordering Killearn to write a letter to me (which you have a copy of enclosed), proposing a very honorable treaty. I must say, this incident shocked me as much as it was audacious; it deeply concerns me that this gentleman, my close relative, should suffer all the brutalities and cruelties that revenge and malice might suggest to these scoundrels for having faithfully served the Government and his loyalty to me in my matters.”

“I need not be more particular to you, since I know that my Letter to my Lord Townshend will come into your hands, so shall only now give you the assurances of my being, with great sincerity,

“I don’t need to be more specific, since I know that my letter to Lord Townshend will reach you, so I’ll just assure you, with great sincerity,

“Sr, yr most humble servant, (Signed) “Montrose.”

“Sir, your most humble servant, (Signed) “Montrose.”

“I long exceedingly for a return of my former dispatches to the Secretary's about Methven and Colll Urquhart, and my wife's cousins, Balnamoon and Phinaven.

“I really miss getting my old messages back to the Secretary about Methven and Colll Urquhart, and my wife's cousins, Balnamoon and Phinaven.

“I must beg yow'll give my humble service to Mr. Secretary Methven, and tell him that I must refer him to what I have written to My Lord Townshend in this affair of Rob Roy, believing it was needless to trouble both with letters.”

“I must ask you to send my regards to Mr. Secretary Methven and let him know that I will refer him to what I’ve written to My Lord Townshend regarding the Rob Roy situation, as I believe it’s unnecessary to burden both of them with letters.”

Examined, Robt. Lemon, Deputy Keeper of State Papers.

Examined, Robt. Lemon, Deputy Keeper of State Papers.





STATE PAPER OFFICE,

Nov. 4, 1829

Nov. 4, 1829

Note.—The enclosure referred to in the preceding letter is another copy of the letter which Mr. Grahame of Killearn was compelled by Rob Roy to write to the Duke of Montrose, and is exactly the same as the one enclosed in his Grace's letter to Lord Townshend, dated November 21st, 1716. R. L.

Note.—The document mentioned in the previous letter is another copy of the letter that Mr. Grahame of Killearn was forced by Rob Roy to write to the Duke of Montrose, and it is exactly the same as the one included in his Grace's letter to Lord Townshend, dated November 21st, 1716. R. L.

The last letter in the Appendix No. II. (28th November), acquainting the Government with Killearn's being set at liberty, is also addressed to the Under-Secretary of State, Mr. Pringle.

The last letter in Appendix No. II. (November 28th), informing the Government that Killearn has been released, is also addressed to the Under-Secretary of State, Mr. Pringle.

The Author may also here remark, that immediately previous to the insurrection of 1715, he perceives, from some notes of information given to Government, that Rob Roy appears to have been much employed and trusted by the Jacobite party, even in the very delicate task of transporting specie to the Earl of Breadalbane, though it might have somewhat resembled trusting Don Raphael and Ambrose de Lamela with the church treasure.

The author might also note that just before the 1715 uprising, he sees from some reports given to the government that Rob Roy seemed to be heavily involved and relied upon by the Jacobite faction, even in the tricky job of moving money to the Earl of Breadalbane, though it could have felt a bit like trusting Don Raphael and Ambrose de Lamela with the church's treasure.





NOTES TO ROB ROY.





Note A.—The Grey Stone of MacGregor.

I have been informed that, at no very remote period, it was proposed to take this large stone, which marks the grave of Dugald Ciar Mhor, and convert it to the purpose of the lintel of a window, the threshold of a door, or some such mean use. A man of the clan MacGregor, who was somewhat deranged, took fire at this insult; and when the workmen came to remove the stone, planted himself upon it, with a broad axe in his hand, swearing he would dash out the brains of any one who should disturb the monument. Athletic in person, and insane enough to be totally regardless of consequences, it was thought best to give way to his humour; and the poor madman kept sentinel on the stone day and night, till the proposal of removing it was entirely dropped.

I’ve been told that not long ago, there was a plan to take this large stone, which marks the grave of Dugald Ciar Mhor, and use it as a window lintel, a door threshold, or some other unworthy purpose. A man from the MacGregor clan, who was a bit unstable, took great offense to this. When the workers came to move the stone, he sat on it with a broad axe in his hand, swearing he would kill anyone who tried to disturb the monument. He was strong and completely oblivious to the risks, so it was decided to just let him be. The poor madman stood guard over the stone day and night until the plan to remove it was completely abandoned.





Note B.—Dugald Ciar Mhor.

The above is the account which I find in a manuscript history of the clan MacGregor, of which I was indulged with a perusal by Donald MacGregor, Esq., late Major of the 33d regiment, where great pains have been taken to collect traditions and written documents concerning the family. But an ancient and constant tradition, preserved among the inhabitants of the country, and particularly those of the clan MacFarlane, relieves Dugald Ciar Mhor of the guilt of murdering the youths, and lays the blame on a certain Donald or Duncan Lean, who performed the act of cruelty, with the assistance of a gillie who attended him, named Charlioch, or Charlie. They say that the homicides dared not again join their clan, but that they resided in a wild and solitary state as outlaws, in an unfrequented part of the MacFarlanes' territory. Here they lived for some time undisturbed, till they committed an act of brutal violence on two defenceless women, a mother and daughter of the MacFarlane clan. In revenge of this atrocity, the MacFarlanes hunted them down, and shot them. It is said that the younger ruffian, Charlioch, might have escaped, being remarkably swift of foot. But his crime became his punishment, for the female whom he had outraged had defended herself desperately, and had stabbed him with his own dirk in the thigh. He was lame from the wound, and was the more easily overtaken and killed.

The above is the account I found in a manuscript history of the MacGregor clan, which I was allowed to read by Donald MacGregor, Esq., a former Major of the 33rd regiment. Great effort has been made to gather traditions and written documents about the family. However, an old and persistent tradition, kept alive among the locals, especially those of the MacFarlane clan, clears Dugald Ciar Mhor of guilt for murdering the youths and instead blames a certain Donald or Duncan Lean, who committed the act of cruelty with the help of a gillie named Charlioch, or Charlie. They say that the murderers didn’t dare rejoin their clan but lived as outlaws in a remote area of MacFarlane territory. They stayed undisturbed for a while until they committed a brutal act against two defenseless women, a mother and daughter from the MacFarlane clan. In retaliation for this atrocity, the MacFarlanes hunted them down and shot them. It's said that the younger scoundrel, Charlioch, might have escaped due to his remarkable speed. But his crime became his punishment, as the woman he attacked fought back fiercely and stabbed him in the thigh with his own dirk. He was left lame from the wound, making it easier for him to be caught and killed.

I always inclined to think this last the true edition of the story, and that the guilt was transferred to Dugald Ciar Mhor, as a man of higher name, but I have learned that Dugald was in truth dead several years before the battle—my authority being his representative, Mr. Gregorson of Ardtornish. [See also note to introduction, “Legend of Montrose,” vol. vi.]

I’ve always been inclined to believe that this was the true version of the story, and that the blame was shifted to Dugald Ciar Mhor, as a man of higher status. However, I’ve discovered that Dugald had actually been dead for several years before the battle—my source being his representative, Mr. Gregorson of Ardtornish. [See also note to introduction, “Legend of Montrose,” vol. vi.]





Note C.—The Loch Lomond Expedition.

The Loch Lomond expedition was judged worthy to form a separate pamphlet, which I have not seen; but, as quoted by the historian Rae, it must be delectable.

The Loch Lomond expedition was deemed significant enough to be published as its own pamphlet, which I haven't seen; however, as noted by the historian Rae, it must be delightful.

“On the morrow, being Thursday the 13th, they went on their expedition, and about noon came to Inversnaid, the place of danger, where the Paisley men and those of Dumbarton, and several of the other companies, to the number of an hundred men, with the greatest intrepidity leapt on shore, got up to the top of the mountains, and stood a considerable time, beating their drums all the while; but no enemy appearing, they went in quest of their boats, which the rebels had seized, and having casually lighted on some ropes and oars hid among the shrubs, at length they found the boats drawn up a good way on the land, which they hurled down to the loch. Such of them as were not damaged they carried off with them, and such as were, they sank and hewed to pieces. That same night they returned to Luss, and thence next day to Dumbarton, from whence they had at first set out, bringing along with them the whole boats they found in their way on either side of the loch, and in the creeks of the isles, and mooring them under the cannon of the castle. During this expedition, the pinnaces discharging their patararoes, and the men their small-arms, made such a thundering noise, through the multiplied rebounding echoes of the vast mountains on both sides of the loch, that the MacGregors were cowed and frighted away to the rest of the rebels who were encamped at Strath Fillan.”—Rae's History of the Rebellion, 4to, p. 287.

“On the next day, Thursday the 13th, they set out on their mission, and around noon arrived at Inversnaid, the dangerous spot where the men from Paisley, Dumbarton, and several other groups, numbering about one hundred, bravely jumped ashore, climbed up the mountains, and stood for a while, beating their drums the entire time; but when no enemy appeared, they searched for their boats that the rebels had taken. By chance, they found some ropes and oars hidden among the bushes and eventually came across the boats pulled up on the shore, which they threw down to the loch. They took away the undamaged ones and sank or destroyed those that were damaged. That same night, they returned to Luss, then the next day to Dumbarton, the place from which they originally set out, bringing with them all the boats they found along the way on either side of the loch and in the inlets of the isles, mooring them under the castle’s cannon. During this expedition, the small boats fired their patararoes, and the men fired their small arms, creating such a loud noise, echoed by the huge mountains on either side of the loch, that the MacGregors were scared off, retreating to join the other rebels camped at Strath Fillan.” —Rae's History of the Rebellion, 4to, p. 287.





Note D.—Author's Expedition against the MacLarens.

The Author is uncertain whether it is worth while to mention, that he had a personal opportunity of observing, even in his own time, that the king's writ did not pass quite current in the Brass of Balquhidder. There were very considerable debts due by Stewart of Appin (chiefly to the author's family), which were likely to be lost to the creditors, if they could not be made available out of this same farm of Invernenty, the scene of the murder done upon MacLaren.

The author is unsure whether it's worth mentioning that he had a firsthand chance to see, even in his own time, that the king's order wasn’t always respected in the Brass of Balquhidder. There were significant debts owed by Stewart of Appin (mainly to the author's family), which were at risk of being lost to the creditors unless they could be recovered from the same farm of Invernenty, the site of MacLaren's murder.

His family, consisting of several strapping deer-stalkers, still possessed the farm, by virtue of a long lease, for a trifling rent. There was no chance of any one buying it with such an encumbrance, and a transaction was entered into by the MacLarens, who, being desirous to emigrate to America, agreed to sell their lease to the creditors for L500, and to remove at the next term of Whitsunday. But whether they repented their bargain, or desired to make a better, or whether from a mere point of honour, the MacLarens declared they would not permit a summons of removal to be executed against them, which was necessary for the legal completion of the bargain. And such was the general impression that they were men capable of resisting the legal execution of warning by very effectual means, no king's messenger would execute the summons without the support of a military force. An escort of a sergeant and six men was obtained from a Highland regiment lying in Stirling; and the Author, then a writer's apprentice, equivalent to the honourable situation of an attorney's clerk, was invested with the superintendence of the expedition, with directions to see that the messenger discharged his duty fully, and that the gallant sergeant did not exceed his part by committing violence or plunder. And thus it happened, oddly enough, that the Author first entered the romantic scenery of Loch Katrine, of which he may perhaps say he has somewhat extended the reputation, riding in all the dignity of danger, with a front and rear guard, and loaded arms. The sergeant was absolutely a Highland Sergeant Kite, full of stories of Rob Roy and of himself, and a very good companion. We experienced no interruption whatever, and when we came to Invernenty, found the house deserted. We took up our quarters for the night, and used some of the victuals which we found there. On the morning we returned as unmolested as we came.

His family, made up of several strong deer hunters, still owned the farm due to a long lease for a low rent. No one was likely to buy it with such a burden, and the MacLarens, wanting to move to America, agreed to sell their lease to their creditors for £500 and leave by the next Whitsunday. However, whether they regretted their deal, wanted to negotiate a better one, or were just acting on principle, the MacLarens stated they wouldn't allow a removal summons to be served against them, which was necessary to finalize the sale. Everyone thought they were tough enough to resist a legal eviction, so no king’s messenger would try to deliver the summons without military backup. A sergeant and six men from a Highland regiment in Stirling were sent as an escort, and the Author, who was then an apprentice to a writer—similar to a modern attorney’s clerk—was put in charge of the mission to ensure the messenger did his job properly and the brave sergeant didn’t go too far by using violence or stealing. Oddly enough, this led to the Author's first visit to the picturesque scenery of Loch Katrine, where he can say he somewhat enhanced its reputation, riding in all the pomp of danger with guards in front and back and armed. The sergeant was definitely a Highland guy, full of tales about Rob Roy and himself, and a great companion. We faced no interruptions, and when we arrived at Invernenty, we found the house empty. We stayed there for the night and used some food we found. The next morning, we returned just as undisturbed as we had come.

The MacLarens, who probably never thought of any serious opposition, received their money and went to America, where, having had some slight share in removing them from their paupera regna, I sincerely hope they prospered.

The MacLarens, who probably never considered any real opposition, received their money and went to America, where, having had a small part in helping them leave their paupera regna, I truly hope they thrived.

The rent of Invernenty instantly rose from L10 to L70 or L80; and when sold, the farm was purchased (I think by the late Laird of MacNab) at a price higher in proportion than what even the modern rent authorised the parties interested to hope for.

The rent of Invernenty quickly jumped from £10 to £70 or £80; and when it was sold, the farm was bought (I think by the late Laird of MacNab) at a price that was higher in proportion than what even the current rent allowed the interested parties to expect.





Note E.—Allan Breck Stewart.

Allan Breck Stewart was a man likely in such a matter to keep his word. James Drummond MacGregor and he, like Katherine and Petruchio, were well matched “for a couple of quiet ones.” Allan Breck lived till the beginning of the French Revolution. About 1789, a friend of mine, then residing at Paris, was invited to see some procession which was supposed likely to interest him, from the windows of an apartment occupied by a Scottish Benedictine priest. He found, sitting by the fire, a tall, thin, raw-boned, grim-looking, old man, with the petit croix of St. Louis. His visage was strongly marked by the irregular projections of the cheek-bones and chin. His eyes were grey. His grizzled hair exhibited marks of having been red, and his complexion was weather-beaten, and remarkably freckled. Some civilities in French passed between the old man and my friend, in the course of which they talked of the streets and squares of Paris, till at length the old soldier, for such he seemed, and such he was, said with a sigh, in a sharp Highland accent, “Deil ane o' them a' is worth the Hie Street of Edinburgh!” On inquiry, this admirer of Auld Reekie, which he was never to see again, proved to be Allan Breck Stewart. He lived decently on his little pension, and had, in no subsequent period of his life, shown anything of the savage mood in which he is generally believed to have assassinated the enemy and oppressor, as he supposed him, of his family and clan.

Allan Breck Stewart was a man who was likely to keep his promises. James Drummond MacGregor and he, much like Katherine and Petruchio, were a good match “for a couple of quiet ones.” Allan Breck lived until the start of the French Revolution. Around 1789, a friend of mine, who was living in Paris at the time, was invited to watch a procession that was thought to be of interest to him, from the windows of an apartment occupied by a Scottish Benedictine priest. He found a tall, thin, raw-boned, grim-looking old man sitting by the fire, wearing the petit croix of St. Louis. His face was notably shaped by the uneven angles of his cheekbones and chin. His eyes were grey. His gray hair showed signs of having once been red, and his skin was weathered and heavily freckled. Some polite conversation in French took place between the old man and my friend, during which they talked about the streets and squares of Paris, until finally, the old soldier, as he appeared to be and indeed was, sighed and said in a sharp Highland accent, “Not one of them is worth the High Street of Edinburgh!” Upon inquiry, this admirer of Auld Reekie, whom he would never see again, turned out to be Allan Breck Stewart. He lived modestly on his small pension and had never shown the savage temperament in later years that he is often believed to have exhibited when he allegedly assassinated the enemy and oppressor, as he saw him, of his family and clan.





Note F.—The Abbess of Wilton.

The nunnery of Wilton was granted to the Earl of Pembroke upon its dissolution, by the magisterial authority of Henry VIII., or his son Edward VI. On the accession of Queen Mary, of Catholic memory, the Earl found it necessary to reinstate the Abbess and her fair recluses, which he did with many expressions of his remorse, kneeling humbly to the vestals, and inducting them into the convent and possessions from which he had expelled them. With the accession of Elizabeth, the accommodating Earl again resumed his Protestant faith, and a second time drove the nuns from their sanctuary. The remonstrances of the Abbess, who reminded him of his penitent expressions on the former occasion, could wring from him no other answer than that in the text—“Go spin, you jade!—Go spin!”

The nunnery of Wilton was given to the Earl of Pembroke when it was dissolved, either by the authority of Henry VIII or his son Edward VI. When Queen Mary, known for her Catholic faith, came to the throne, the Earl felt he had to bring back the Abbess and her nuns, which he did with many apologies, humbly kneeling to the sisters and reinstating them in the convent and lands from which he had removed them. However, when Elizabeth became queen, the accommodating Earl once again embraced his Protestant beliefs and expelled the nuns from their sanctuary for a second time. The Abbess tried to remind him of his remorseful words from before, but all she got from him was, “Go spin, you jade!—Go spin!”





Note G.—Mons Meg.

Mons Meg was a large old-fashioned piece of ordnance, a great favourite with the Scottish common people; she was fabricated at Mons, in Flanders, in the reign of James IV. or V. of Scotland. This gun figures frequently in the public accounts of the time, where we find charges for grease, to grease Meg's mouth withal (to increase, as every schoolboy knows, the loudness of the report), ribands to deck her carriage, and pipes to play before her when she was brought from the Castle to accompany the Scottish army on any distant expedition. After the Union, there was much popular apprehension that the Regalia of Scotland, and the subordinate Palladium, Mons Meg, would be carried to England to complete the odious surrender of national independence. The Regalia, sequestered from the sight of the public, were generally supposed to have been abstracted in this manner. As for Mons Meg, she remained in the Castle of Edinburgh, till, by order of the Board of Ordnance, she was actually removed to Woolwich about 1757. The Regalia, by his Majesty's special command, have been brought forth from their place of concealment in 1818, and exposed to the view of the people, by whom they must be looked upon with deep associations; and, in this very winter of 1828-9, Mons Meg has been restored to the country, where that, which in every other place or situation was a mere mass of rusty iron, becomes once more a curious monument of antiquity.

Mons Meg was a large, old-fashioned cannon that was very popular with the Scottish common people. It was made in Mons, Flanders, during the reign of James IV or V of Scotland. This cannon often appears in public records from that time, where we can see expenses for grease to lubricate Meg’s mouth (which, as every schoolboy knows, would make her sound louder), ribbons to decorate her carriage, and pipes to play music for her when she was taken from the Castle to join the Scottish army on distant campaigns. After the Union, many people were worried that the Regalia of Scotland, along with the lesser-known Mons Meg, would be taken to England, marking a complete loss of national independence. The Regalia, kept out of public view, were generally believed to have been taken in this way. Mons Meg, however, stayed in the Edinburgh Castle until she was removed to Woolwich by order of the Board of Ordnance around 1757. By the special command of his Majesty, the Regalia were brought out from their hiding place in 1818 and shown to the public, who viewed them with deep historical sentiment; and in the winter of 1828-29, Mons Meg was returned to the country, where, in every other context she was just a rusted lump of iron, she once again became a fascinating monument of history.





Note H.—-Fairy Superstition.

The lakes and precipices amidst which the Avon-Dhu, or River Forth, has its birth, are still, according to popular tradition, haunted by the Elfin people, the most peculiar, but most pleasing, of the creations of Celtic superstitions. The opinions entertained about these beings are much the same with those of the Irish, so exquisitely well narrated by Mr. Crofton Croker. An eminently beautiful little conical hill, near the eastern extremity of the valley of Aberfoil, is supposed to be one of their peculiar haunts, and is the scene which awakens, in Andrew Fairservice, the terror of their power. It is remarkable, that two successive clergymen of this parish of Aberfoil have employed themselves in writing about this fairy superstition. The eldest of these was Robert Kirke, a man of some talents, who translated the Psalms into Gaelic verse. He had formerly been minister at the neighbouring parish of Balquhidder, and died at Aberfoil in 1688, at the early age of forty-two.

The lakes and cliffs where the Avon-Dhu, or River Forth, begins are still, according to local legend, inhabited by the Elfin folk, the most unique yet delightful creations of Celtic folklore. The views held about these beings are quite similar to those of the Irish, as beautifully detailed by Mr. Crofton Croker. A striking little conical hill near the eastern end of the Aberfoil valley is believed to be one of their main hideouts, and it’s the place that sparks fear in Andrew Fairservice about their power. Interestingly, two consecutive clergymen from the Aberfoil parish have devoted themselves to writing about this fairy superstition. The first was Robert Kirke, a reasonably talented man who translated the Psalms into Gaelic verse. He had previously been the minister in the nearby parish of Balquhidder, and he passed away in Aberfoil in 1688 at the young age of forty-two.

He was author of the Secret Commonwealth, which was printed after his death in 1691—(an edition which I have never seen)—and was reprinted in Edinburgh, 1815. This is a work concerning the fairy people, in whose existence Mr. Kirke appears to have been a devout believer. He describes them with the usual powers and qualities ascribed to such beings in Highland tradition.

He was the author of the Secret Commonwealth, which was published after his death in 1691—(an edition I have never seen)—and was reprinted in Edinburgh in 1815. This work is about the fairy people, in whose existence Mr. Kirke seemed to be a firm believer. He describes them with the typical powers and qualities attributed to such beings in Highland tradition.

But what is sufficiently singular, the Rev. Robert Kirke, author of the said treatise, is believed himself to have been taken away by the fairies,—in revenge, perhaps, for having let in too much light upon the secrets of their commonwealth. We learn this catastrophe from the information of his successor, the late amiable and learned Dr. Patrick Grahame, also minister at Aberfoil, who, in his Sketches of Perthshire, has not forgotten to touch upon the Daoine Schie, or men of peace.

But what's really interesting is that the Rev. Robert Kirke, the author of that treatise, is believed to have been taken away by the fairies—maybe as revenge for revealing too much about their secrets. We learn about this event from his successor, the late kind and knowledgeable Dr. Patrick Grahame, who was also the minister at Aberfoil. In his Sketches of Perthshire, he made sure to mention the Daoine Schie, or men of peace.

The Rev. Robert Kirke was, it seems, walking upon a little eminence to the west of the present manse, which is still held a Dun Shie, or fairy mound, when he sunk down, in what seemed to mortals a fit, and was supposed to be dead. This, however, was not his real fate.

The Rev. Robert Kirke was, it seems, walking on a small hill to the west of the current manse, which is still considered a Dun Shie, or fairy mound, when he collapsed in what appeared to people to be a seizure and was thought to be dead. However, this was not actually his true fate.

“Mr. Kirke was the near relation of Graham of Duchray, the ancestor of the present General Graham Stirling. Shortly after his funeral, he appeared, in the dress in which he had sunk down, to a medical relation of his own, and of Duchray. 'Go,' said he to him, 'to my cousin Duchray, and tell him that I am not dead. I fell down in a swoon, and was carried into Fairyland, where I now am. Tell him, that when he and my friends are assembled at the baptism of my child (for he had left his wife pregnant), I will appear in the room, and that if he throws the knife which he holds in his hand over my head, I will be released and restored to human society.' The man, it seems, neglected, for some time, to deliver the message. Mr. Kirke appeared to him a second time, threatening to haunt him night and day till he executed his commission, which at length he did. The time of the baptism arrived. They were seated at table; the figure of Mr. Kirke entered, but the Laird of Duchray, by some unaccountable fatality, neglected to perform the prescribed ceremony. Mr. Kirke retired by another door, and was seen no wore. It is firmly believed that he is, at this day, in Fairyland.”—(Sketches of Perthshire, p. 254.)

“Mr. Kirke was a close relative of Graham of Duchray, the ancestor of the current General Graham Stirling. Shortly after his funeral, he appeared, in the outfit he had died in, to a medical relative of his own, and of Duchray. 'Go,' he said, 'to my cousin Duchray, and tell him that I am not dead. I fainted and was taken into Fairyland, where I am now. Tell him that when he and my friends are gathered for my child's baptism (since he had left his wife pregnant), I will show up in the room, and if he throws the knife he’s holding over my head, I will be freed and returned to human society.' It seems the man delayed for some time in delivering the message. Mr. Kirke appeared to him a second time, threatening to haunt him day and night until he completed his task, which he finally did. The time for the baptism came. They were seated at the table; the figure of Mr. Kirke entered, but the Laird of Duchray, for some inexplicable reason, failed to carry out the required ceremony. Mr. Kirke left through another door, and was never seen again. It is widely believed that he is still in Fairyland today.” —(Sketches of Perthshire, p. 254.)

[The treatise by Robert Kirke, here mentioned, was written in the year 1691, but not printed till 1815.]

[The treatise by Robert Kirke mentioned here was written in 1691 but wasn't printed until 1815.]





Note I.—Clachan of Aberfoil.

I do not know how this might stand in Mr. Osbaldistone's day, but I can assure the reader, whose curiosity may lead him to visit the scenes of these romantic adventures, that the Clachan of Aberfoil now affords a very comfortable little inn. If he chances to be a Scottish antiquary, it will be an additional recommendation to him, that he will find himself in the vicinity of the Rev. Dr. Patrick Grahame, minister of the gospel at Aberfoil, whose urbanity in communicating information on the subject of national antiquities, is scarce exceeded even by the stores of legendary lore which he has accumulated.—Original Note. The respectable clergyman alluded to has been dead for some years. [See note H.]

I don't know how things were in Mr. Osbaldistone's time, but I can assure readers who are curious enough to visit the places of these romantic adventures that the Clachan of Aberfoil now has a very cozy little inn. If they happen to be a Scottish history enthusiast, they'll be pleased to know that they're close to the Rev. Dr. Patrick Grahame, the minister at Aberfoil. His friendly way of sharing information about national history is matched only by the wealth of legendary stories he's collected.—Original Note. The respected clergyman mentioned has been deceased for several years. [See note H.]






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